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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, David Harum, by Edward Noyes Westcott
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+Title: David Harum
+ A Story of American Life
+
+
+Author: Edward Noyes Westcott
+
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+Release Date: January 28, 2006 [eBook #17617]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DAVID HARUM***
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+E-text prepared by David Garcia, Janet B, and the Project Gutenberg Online
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+
+
+
+DAVID HARUM
+
+A Story of American Life
+
+by
+
+EDWARD NOYES WESTCOTT
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+New York
+D. Appleton and Company
+1899
+Copyright, 1898,
+By D. Appleton and Company.
+
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+ The's as much human nature in some folks as th' is in others, if
+ not more.--DAVID HARUM.
+
+
+One of the most conspicuous characteristics of our contemporary native
+fiction is an increasing tendency to subordinate plot or story to the
+bold and realistic portrayal of some of the types of American life and
+manners. And the reason for this is not far to seek. The extraordinary
+mixing of races which has been going on here for more than a century has
+produced an enormously diversified human result; and the products of
+this "hybridization" have been still further differentiated by an
+environment that ranges from the Everglades of Florida to the glaciers
+of Alaska. The existence of these conditions, and the great literary
+opportunities which they contain, American writers long ago perceived;
+and, with a generally true appreciation of artistic values, they have
+created from them a gallery of brilliant _genre_ pictures which to-day
+stand for the highest we have yet attained in the art of fiction.
+
+Thus it is that we have (to mention but a few) studies of Louisiana and
+her people by Mr. Cable; of Virginia and Georgia by Thomas Nelson Page
+and Joel Chandler Harris; of New England by Miss Jewett and Miss
+Wilkins; of the Middle West by Miss French (Octave Thanet); of the great
+Northwest by Hamlin Garland; of Canada and the land of the _habitans_ by
+Gilbert Parker; and finally, though really first in point of time, the
+Forty-niners and their successors by Bret Harte. This list might be
+indefinitely extended, for it is growing daily, but it is long enough as
+it stands to show that every section of our country has, or soon will
+have, its own painter and historian, whose works will live and become a
+permanent part of our literature in just the degree that they are
+artistically true. Some of these writers have already produced many
+books, while others have gained general recognition and even fame by the
+vividness and power of a single study, like Mr. Howe with The Story of a
+Country Town. But each one, it will be noticed, has chosen for his field
+of work that part of our country wherein he passed the early and
+formative years of his life; a natural selection that is, perhaps, an
+unconscious affirmation of David Harum's aphorism: "Ev'ry hoss c'n do a
+thing better 'n' spryer if he's ben broke to it as a colt."
+
+In the case of the present volume the conditions are identical with
+those just mentioned. Most of the scenes are laid in central New York,
+where the author, Edward Noyes Westcott, was born, September 24, 1847,
+and where he died of consumption, March 31, 1898. Nearly all his life
+was passed in his native city of Syracuse, and although banking and not
+authorship was the occupation of his active years, yet his sensitive and
+impressionable temperament had become so saturated with the local
+atmosphere, and his retentive memory so charged with facts, that when at
+length he took up the pen he was able to create in David Harum a
+character so original, so true, and so strong, yet withal so
+delightfully quaint and humorous, that we are at once compelled to admit
+that here is a new and permanent addition to the long list of American
+literary portraits.
+
+The book is a novel, and throughout it runs a love story which is
+characterized by sympathetic treatment and a constantly increasing
+interest; but the title rôle is taken by the old country banker,
+David Harum: dry, quaint, somewhat illiterate, no doubt, but possessing
+an amazing amount of knowledge not found in printed books, and holding
+fast to the cheerful belief that there is nothing wholly bad or useless
+in this world. Or, in his own words: "A reasonable amount of fleas
+is good for a dog--they keep him f'm broodin' on bein' a dog."
+This horse-trading country banker and reputed Shylock, but real
+philanthropist, is an accurate portrayal of a type that exists in the
+rural districts of central New York to-day. Variations of him may be
+seen daily, driving about in their road wagons or seated in their "bank
+parlors," shrewd, sharp-tongued, honest as the sunlight from most points
+of view, but in a horse trade much inclined to follow the rule laid down
+by Mr. Harum himself for such transactions: "Do unto the other feller
+the way he'd like to do unto you--an' do it fust."
+
+The genial humor and sunny atmosphere which pervade these pages are in
+dramatic contrast with the circumstances under which they were written.
+The book was finished while the author lay upon his deathbed, but,
+happily for the reader, no trace of his sufferings appears here. It was
+not granted that he should live to see his work in its present completed
+form, a consummation he most earnestly desired; but it seems not
+unreasonable to hope that the result of his labors will be appreciated,
+and that David Harum will endure.
+
+FORBES HEERMANS.
+
+SYRACUSE, N.Y., _August 20, 1898._
+
+
+
+
+DAVID HARUM.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+David poured half of his second cup of tea into his saucer to lower its
+temperature to the drinking point, and helped himself to a second cut of
+ham and a third egg. Whatever was on his mind to have kept him unusually
+silent during the evening meal, and to cause certain wrinkles in his
+forehead suggestive of perplexity or misgiving, had not impaired his
+appetite. David was what he called "a good feeder."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee, known to most of those who enjoyed the privilege of her
+acquaintance as "Aunt Polly," though nieces and nephews of her blood
+there were none in Homeville, Freeland County, looked curiously at her
+brother, as, in fact, she had done at intervals during the repast; and
+concluding at last that further forbearance was uncalled for, relieved
+the pressure of her curiosity thus:
+
+"Guess ye got somethin' on your mind, hain't ye? You hain't hardly said
+aye, yes, ner no sence you set down. Anythin' gone 'skew?"
+
+David lifted his saucer, gave the contents a precautionary blow, and
+emptied it with sundry windy suspirations.
+
+"No," he said, "nothin' hain't gone exac'ly wrong, 's ye might say--not
+yet; but I done that thing I was tellin' ye of to-day."
+
+"Done what thing?" she asked perplexedly.
+
+"I telegraphed to New York," he replied, "fer that young feller to come
+on--the young man General Wolsey wrote me about. I got a letter from him
+to-day, an' I made up my mind 'the sooner the quicker,' an' I
+telegraphed him to come 's soon 's he could."
+
+"I forgit what you said his name was," said Aunt Polly.
+
+"There's his letter," said David, handing it across the table. "Read it
+out 'loud."
+
+"You read it," she said, passing it back after a search in her pocket;
+"I must 'a' left my specs in the settin'-room."
+
+The letter was as follows:
+
+ "DEAR SIR: I take the liberty of addressing you at the
+ instance of General Wolsey, who spoke to me of the matter of your
+ communication to him, and was kind enough to say that he would
+ write you in my behalf. My acquaintance with him has been in the
+ nature of a social rather than a business one, and I fancy that he
+ can only recommend me on general grounds. I will say, therefore,
+ that I have had some experience with accounts, but not much
+ practice in them for nearly three years. Nevertheless, unless the
+ work you wish done is of an intricate nature, I think I shall be
+ able to accomplish it with such posting at the outset as most
+ strangers would require. General Wolsey told me that you wanted
+ some one as soon as possible. I have nothing to prevent me from
+ starting at once if you desire to have me. A telegram addressed to
+ me at the office of the Trust Company will reach me promptly.
+
+ "Yours very truly,
+
+ "JOHN K. LENOX."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, looking over his glasses at his sister, "what do
+you think on't?"
+
+"The' ain't much brag in't," she replied thoughtfully.
+
+"No," said David, putting his eyeglasses back in their case, "th' ain't
+no brag ner no promises; he don't even say he'll do his best, like most
+fellers would. He seems to have took it fer granted that I'll take it
+fer granted, an' that's what I like about it. Wa'al," he added, "the
+thing's done, an' I'll be lookin' fer him to-morrow mornin' or evenin'
+at latest."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee sat for a moment with her large, light blue, and rather
+prominent eyes fixed on her brother's face, and then she said, with a
+slight undertone of anxiety, "Was you cal'latin' to have that young man
+from New York come here?"
+
+"I hadn't no such idee," he replied, with a slight smile, aware of what
+was passing in her mind. "What put that in your head?"
+
+"Wa'al," she answered, "you know the' ain't scarcely anybody in the
+village that takes boarders in the winter, an' I was wonderin' what he
+would do."
+
+"I s'pose he'll go to the Eagle," said David. "I dunno where else,
+'nless it's to the Lake House."
+
+"The Eagil!" she exclaimed contemptuously. "Land sakes! Comin' here from
+New York! He won't stan' it there a week."
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "mebbe he will an' mebbe he won't, but I don't
+see what else the' is for it, an' I guess 'twon't kill him for a spell
+The fact is--" he was proceeding when Mrs. Bixbee interrupted him.
+
+"I guess we'd better adjourn t' the settin'-room an' let Sairy clear off
+the tea-things," she said, rising and going into the kitchen.
+
+"What was you sayin'?" she asked, as she presently found her brother in
+the apartment designated, and seated herself with her mending-basket in
+her lap.
+
+"The fact is, I was sayin'," he resumed, sitting with hand and forearm
+resting on a round table, in the centre of which was a large kerosene
+lamp, "that my notion was, fust off, to have him come here, but when I
+come to think on't I changed my mind. In the fust place, except that
+he's well recommended, I don't know nothin' about him; an' in the
+second, you'n I are pretty well set in our ways, an' git along all right
+just as we be. I may want the young feller to stay, an' then agin I may
+not--we'll see. It's a good sight easier to git a fishhook in 'n 'tis to
+git it out. I expect he'll find it putty tough at first, but if he's a
+feller that c'n be drove out of bus'nis by a spell of the Eagle Tavern,
+he ain't the feller I'm lookin' fer--though I will allow," he added with
+a grimace, "that it'll be a putty hard test. But if I want to say to
+him, after tryin' him a spell, that I guess me an' him don't seem likely
+to hitch, we'll both take it easier if we ain't livin' in the same
+house. I guess I'll take a look at the Trybune," said David, unfolding
+that paper.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee went on with her needlework, with an occasional side glance
+at her brother, who was immersed in the gospel of his politics. Twice
+or thrice she opened her lips as if to address him, but apparently some
+restraining thought interposed. Finally, the impulse to utter her mind
+culminated. "Dave," she said, "d' you know what Deakin Perkins is sayin'
+about ye?"
+
+David opened his paper so as to hide his face, and the corners of his
+mouth twitched as he asked in return, "Wa'al, what's the deakin sayin'
+now?"
+
+"He's sayin'," she replied, in a voice mixed of indignation and
+apprehension, "thet you sold him a balky horse, an' he's goin' to hev
+the law on ye." David's shoulders shook behind the sheltering page, and
+his mouth expanded in a grin.
+
+"Wa'al," he replied after a moment, lowering the paper and looking
+gravely at his companion over his glasses, "next to the deakin's
+religious experience, them of lawin' an' horse-tradin' air his strongest
+p'ints, an' he works the hull on 'em to once sometimes."
+
+The evasiveness of this generality was not lost on Mrs. Bixbee, and she
+pressed the point with, "Did ye? an' will he?"
+
+"Yes, an' no, an' mebbe, an' mebbe not," was the categorical reply.
+
+"Wa'al," she answered with a snap, "mebbe you call that an answer. I
+s'pose if you don't want to let on you won't, but I do believe you've
+ben playin' some trick on the deakin, an' won't own up. I do wish," she
+added, "that if you hed to git rid of a balky horse onto somebody you'd
+hev picked out somebody else."
+
+"When you got a balker to dispose of," said David gravely, "you can't
+alwus pick an' choose. Fust come, fust served." Then he went on more
+seriously: "Now I'll tell ye. Quite a while ago--in fact, not long
+after I come to enjoy the priv'lidge of the deakin's acquaintance--we
+hed a deal. I wasn't jest on my guard, knowin' him to be a deakin an'
+all that, an' he lied to me so splendid that I was took in, clean over
+my head, he done me so brown I was burnt in places, an' you c'd smell
+smoke 'round me fer some time."
+
+"Was it a horse?" asked Mrs. Bixbee gratuitously.
+
+"Wa'al," David replied, "mebbe it _had_ ben some time, but at that
+partic'lar time the only thing to determine that fact was that it wa'n't
+nothin' else."
+
+"Wa'al, I declare!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, wondering not more at the
+deacon's turpitude than at the lapse in David's acuteness, of which she
+had an immense opinion, but commenting only on the former. "I'm 'mazed
+at the deakin."
+
+"Yes'm," said David with a grin, "I'm quite a liar myself when it comes
+right down to the hoss bus'nis, but the deakin c'n give me both bowers
+ev'ry hand. He done it so slick that I had to laugh when I come to think
+it over--an' I had witnesses to the hull confab, too, that he didn't
+know of, an' I c'd 've showed him up in great shape if I'd had a mind
+to."
+
+"Why didn't ye?" said Aunt Polly, whose feelings about the deacon were
+undergoing a revulsion.
+
+"Wa'al, to tell ye the truth, I was so completely skunked that I hadn't
+a word to say. I got rid o' the thing fer what it was wuth fer hide an'
+taller, an' stid of squealin' 'round the way you say he's doin', like a
+stuck pig, I kep' my tongue between my teeth an' laid to git even some
+time."
+
+"You ort to 've hed the law on him," declared Mrs. Bixbee, now fully
+converted. "The old scamp!"
+
+"Wa'al," was the reply, "I gen'all prefer to settle out of court, an' in
+this partic'lar case, while I might 'a' ben willin' t' admit that I hed
+ben did up, I didn't feel much like swearin' to it. I reckoned the time
+'d come when mebbe I'd git the laugh on the deakin, an' it did, an'
+we're putty well settled now in full."
+
+"You mean this last pufformance?" asked Mrs. Bixbee. "I wish you'd quit
+beatin' about the bush, an' tell me the hull story."
+
+"Wa'al, it's like this, then, if you _will_ hev it. I was over to
+Whiteboro a while ago on a little matter of worldly bus'nis, an' I seen
+a couple of fellers halter-exercisin' a hoss in the tavern yard. I stood
+'round a spell watchin' 'em, an' when he come to a standstill I went an'
+looked him over, an' I liked his looks fust rate.
+
+"'Fer sale?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says the chap that was leadin' him, 'I never see the hoss that
+wa'n't if the price was right.'
+
+"'Your'n?' I says.
+
+"'Mine an' his'n,' he says, noddin' his head at the other feller.
+
+"'What ye askin' fer him?' I says.
+
+"'One-fifty,' he says.
+
+"I looked him all over agin putty careful, an' once or twice I kind o'
+shook my head 's if I didn't quite like what I seen, an' when I got
+through I sort o' half turned away without sayin' anythin', 's if I'd
+seen enough.
+
+"'The' ain't a scratch ner a pimple on him,' says the feller, kind o'
+resentin' my looks. 'He's sound an' kind, an' 'll stand without
+hitchin', an' a lady c'n drive him 's well 's a man."'
+
+"'I ain't got anythin' agin him,' I says, 'an' prob'ly that's all true,
+ev'ry word on't; but one-fifty's a consid'able price fer a hoss these
+days. I hain't no pressin' use fer another hoss, an', in fact,' I says,
+'I've got one or two fer sale myself.'
+
+"'He's wuth two hunderd jest as he stands,' the feller says. 'He hain't
+had no trainin', an' he c'n draw two men in a road-wagin better'n
+fifty.'
+
+"Wa'al, the more I looked at him the better I liked him, but I only
+says, 'Jes' so, jes' so, he may be wuth the money, but jest as I'm fixed
+now he ain't wuth it to _me_, an' I hain't got that much money with me
+if he was,' I says. The other feller hadn't said nothin' up to that
+time, an' he broke in now. 'I s'pose you'd take him fer a gift, wouldn't
+ye?' he says, kind o' sneerin'.
+
+"'Wa'al, yes,' I says, 'I dunno but I would if you'd throw in a pound of
+tea an' a halter.'
+
+"He kind o' laughed an' says, 'Wa'al, this ain't no gift enterprise, an'
+I guess we ain't goin' to trade, but I'd like to know,' he says, 'jest
+as a matter of curios'ty, what you'd say he _was_ wuth to ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I come over this mornin' to see a feller that owed me
+a trifle o' money. Exceptin' of some loose change, what he paid me 's
+all I got with me,' I says, takin' out my wallet. 'That wad's got a
+hunderd an' twenty-five into it, an' if you'd sooner have your hoss an'
+halter than the wad,' I says, 'why, I'll bid ye good-day.'
+
+"'You're offerin' one-twenty-five fer the hoss an' halter?' he says.
+
+"'That's what I'm doin',' I says.
+
+"'You've made a trade,' he says, puttin' out his hand fer the money an'
+handin' the halter over to me."
+
+"An' didn't ye suspicion nuthin' when he took ye up like that?" asked
+Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"I did smell woolen some," said David, "but I had the _hoss_ an' they
+had the _money_, an', as fur 's I c'd see, the critter was all right.
+Howsomever, I says to 'em: 'This here's all right, fur 's it's gone, but
+you've talked putty strong 'bout this hoss. I don't know who you fellers
+be, but I c'n find out,' I says. Then the fust feller that done the
+talkin' 'bout the hoss put in an' says, 'The' hain't ben one word said
+to you about this hoss that wa'n't gospel truth, not one word.' An' when
+I come to think on't afterward," said David with a half laugh, "it mebbe
+wa'n't _gospel_ truth, but it was good enough _jury_ truth. I guess this
+ain't over 'n' above interestin' to ye, is it?" he asked after a pause,
+looking doubtfully at his sister.
+
+"Yes, 'tis," she asserted. "I'm lookin' forrered to where the deakin
+comes in, but you jest tell it your own way."
+
+"I'll git there all in good time," said David, "but some of the point of
+the story'll be lost if I don't tell ye what come fust."
+
+"I allow to stan' it 's long 's you can," she said encouragingly,
+"seein' what work I had gettin' ye started. Did ye find out anythin'
+'bout them fellers?"
+
+"I ast the barn man if he knowed who they was, an' he said he never seen
+'em till the yestiddy before, an' didn't know 'em f'm Adam. They come
+along with a couple of hosses, one drivin' an' t'other leadin'--the one
+I bought. I ast him if they knowed who I was, an' he said one on 'em
+ast him, an' he told him. The feller said to him, seein' me drive up:
+'That's a putty likely-lookin' hoss. Who's drivin' him?' An' he says to
+the feller: 'That's Dave Harum, f'm over to Homeville. He's a great
+feller fer hosses,' he says."
+
+"Dave," said Mrs. Bixbee, "them chaps jest laid fer ye, didn't they?"
+
+"I reckon they did," he admitted; "an' they was as slick a pair as was
+ever drawed to," which expression was lost upon his sister. David rubbed
+the fringe of yellowish-gray hair which encircled his bald pate for a
+moment.
+
+"Wa'al," he resumed, "after the talk with the barn man, I smelt woolen
+stronger'n ever, but I didn't say nothin', an' had the mare hitched an'
+started back. Old Jinny drives with one hand, an' I c'd watch the new
+one all right, an' as we come along I begun to think I wa'n't stuck
+after all. I never see a hoss travel evener an' nicer, an' when we come
+to a good level place I sent the old mare along the best she knew, an'
+the new one never broke his gait, an' kep' right up 'ithout 'par'ntly
+half tryin'; an' Jinny don't take most folks' dust neither. I swan!
+'fore I got home I reckoned I'd jest as good as made seventy-five
+anyway."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+"Then the' wa'n't nothin' the matter with him, after all," commented
+Mrs. Bixbee in rather a disappointed tone.
+
+"The meanest thing top of the earth was the matter with him," declared
+David, "but I didn't find it out till the next afternoon, an' then I
+found it out good. I hitched him to the open buggy an' went 'round by
+the East road, 'cause that ain't so much travelled. He went along all
+right till we got a mile or so out of the village, an' then I slowed him
+down to a walk. Wa'al, sir, scat my ----! He hadn't walked more'n a rod
+'fore he come to a dead stan'still. I clucked an' git-app'd, an' finely
+took the gad to him a little; but he only jest kind o' humped up a
+little, an' stood like he'd took root."
+
+"Wa'al, now!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Yes'm," said David; "I was stuck in ev'ry sense of the word."
+
+"What d'ye do?"
+
+"Wa'al, I tried all the tricks I knowed--an' I could lead him--but when
+I was in the buggy he wouldn't stir till he got good an' ready; 'n' then
+he'd start of his own accord an' go on a spell, an'--"
+
+"Did he keep it up?" Mrs. Bixbee interrupted.
+
+"Wa'al, I s'd say he did. I finely got home with the critter, but I
+thought one time I'd either hev to lead him or spend the night on the
+East road. He balked five sep'rate times, varyin' in length, an' it was
+dark when we struck the barn."
+
+"I should hev thought you'd a wanted to kill him," said Mrs. Bixbee;
+"an' the fellers that sold him to ye, too."
+
+"The' _was_ times," David replied, with a nod of his head, "when if he'd
+a fell down dead I wouldn't hev figgered on puttin' a band on my hat,
+but it don't never pay to git mad with a hoss; an' as fur 's the feller
+I bought him of, when I remembered how he told me he'd stand without
+hitchin', I swan! I had to laugh. I did, fer a fact. 'Stand without
+hitchin'!' He, he, he!"
+
+"I guess you wouldn't think it was so awful funny if you hadn't gone an'
+stuck that horse onto Deakin Perkins--an' I don't see how you done it."
+
+"Mebbe that _is_ part of the joke," David allowed, "an' I'll tell ye th'
+rest on't. Th' next day I hitched the new one to th' dem'crat wagin an'
+put in a lot of straps an' rope, an' started off fer the East road agin.
+He went fust rate till we come to about the place where we had the fust
+trouble, an', sure enough, he balked agin. I leaned over an' hit him a
+smart cut on the off shoulder, but he only humped a little, an' never
+lifted a foot. I hit him another lick, with the selfsame result. Then I
+got down an' I strapped that animal so't he couldn't move nothin' but
+his head an' tail, an' got back into the buggy. Wa'al, bom-by, it may
+'a' ben ten minutes, or it may 'a' ben more or less--it's slow work
+settin' still behind a balkin' hoss--he was ready to go on his own
+account, but he couldn't budge. He kind o' looked around, much as to
+say, 'What on earth's the matter?' an' then he tried another move, an'
+then another, but no go. Then I got down an' took the hopples off an'
+then climbed back into the buggy, an' says 'Cluck, to him, an' off he
+stepped as chipper as could be, an' we went joggin' along all right
+mebbe two mile, an' when I slowed up, up he come agin. I gin him another
+clip in the same place on the shoulder, an' I got down an' tied him up
+agin, an' the same thing happened as before, on'y it didn't take him
+quite so long to make up his mind about startin', an' we went some
+further without a hitch. But I had to go through the pufformance the
+third time before he got it into his head that if he didn't go when _I_
+wanted he couldn't go when _he_ wanted, an' that didn't suit him; an'
+when he felt the whip on his shoulder it meant bus'nis."
+
+"Was that the end of his balkin'?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"I had to give him one more go-round," said David, "an' after that I
+didn't have no more trouble with him. He showed symptoms at times, but a
+touch of the whip on the shoulder alwus fetched him. I alwus carried
+them straps, though, till the last two or three times."
+
+"Wa'al, what's the deakin kickin' about, then?" asked Aunt Polly.
+"You're jest sayin' you broke him of balkin'."
+
+"Wa'al," said David slowly, "some hosses will balk with some folks an'
+not with others. You can't most alwus gen'ally tell."
+
+"Didn't the deakin have a chance to try him?"
+
+"He had all the chance he ast fer," replied David. "Fact is, he done
+most of the sellin', as well 's the buyin', himself."
+
+"How's that?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "it come about like this: After I'd got the hoss
+where I c'd handle him I begun to think I'd had some int'restin' an'
+valu'ble experience, an' it wa'n't scurcely fair to keep it all to
+myself. I didn't want no patent on't, an' I was willin' to let some
+other feller git a piece. So one mornin', week before last--let's see,
+week ago Tuesday it was, an' a mighty nice mornin' it was, too--one o'
+them days that kind o' lib'ral up your mind--I allowed to hitch an'
+drive up past the deakin's an' back, an' mebbe git somethin' to
+strengthen my faith, et cetery, in case I run acrost him. Wa'al, 's I
+come along I seen the deakin putterin' 'round, an' I waved my hand to
+him an' went by a-kitin'. I went up the road a ways an' killed a little
+time, an' when I come back there was the deakin, as I expected. He was
+leanin' over the fence, an' as I jogged up he hailed me, an' I pulled
+up.
+
+"'Mornin', Mr. Harum,' he says.
+
+"'Mornin', deakin,' I says. 'How are ye? an' how's Mis' Perkins these
+days?'
+
+"'I'm fair,' he says; 'fair to middlin', but Mis' Perkins is ailin'
+some--as _usyul_' he says."
+
+"They do say," put in Mrs. Bixbee, "thet Mis' Perkins don't hev much of
+a time herself."
+
+"Guess she hez all the time the' is," answered David. "Wa'al," he went
+on, "we passed the time o' day, an' talked a spell about the weather an'
+all that, an' finely I straightened up the lines as if I was goin' on,
+an' then I says: 'Oh, by the way,' I says, 'I jest thought on't. I heard
+Dominie White was lookin' fer a hoss that 'd suit him.' 'I hain't
+heard,' he says; but I see in a minute he had--an' it really was a
+fact--an' I says: 'I've got a roan colt risin' five, that I took on a
+debt a spell ago, that I'll sell reasonable, that's as likely an' nice
+ev'ry way a young hoss as ever I owned. I don't need him,' I says, 'an'
+didn't want to take him, but it was that or nothin' at the time an' glad
+to git it, an' I'll sell him a barg'in. Now what I want to say to you,
+deakin, is this: That hoss 'd suit the dominie to a tee in my opinion,
+but the dominie won't come to me. Now if _you_ was to say to him--bein'
+in his church an' all thet,' I says, 'that you c'd get him the right
+kind of a hoss, he'd believe you, an' you an' me 'd be doin' a little
+stroke of bus'nis, an' a favor to the dominie into the bargain. The
+dominie's well off,' I says, 'an' c'n afford to drive a good hoss.'"
+
+"What did the deakin say?" asked Aunt Polly as David stopped for breath.
+
+"I didn't expect him to jump down my throat," he answered; "but I seen
+him prick up his ears, an' all the time I was talkin' I noticed him
+lookin' my hoss over, head an' foot. 'Now I 'member,' he says, 'hearin'
+sunthin' 'bout Mr. White's lookin' fer a hoss, though when you fust
+spoke on't it had slipped my mind. Of course,' he says, 'the' ain't any
+real reason why Mr. White shouldn't deal with you direct, an' yit mebbe
+I _could_ do more with him 'n you could. But,' he says, 'I wa'n't
+cal'latin' to go t' the village this mornin', an' I sent my hired man
+off with my drivin' hoss. Mebbe I'll drop 'round in a day or two,' he
+says, 'an' look at the roan.'
+
+"'You mightn't ketch me,' I says, 'an' I want to show him myself; an'
+more'n that,' I says, 'Dug Robinson's after the dominie. I'll tell ye,'
+I says, 'you jest git in 'ith me an' go down an' look at him, an' I'll
+send ye back or drive ye back, an' if you've got anythin' special on
+hand you needn't be gone three quarters of an hour,' I says."
+
+"He come, did he?" inquired Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"He done _so_," said David sententiously. "Jest as I knowed he would,
+after he'd hem'd an' haw'd about so much, an' he rode a mile an' a half
+livelier 'n he done in a good while, I reckon. He had to pull that old
+broad-brim of his'n down to his ears, an' don't you fergit it. He, he,
+he, he! The road was jest _full_ o' hosses. Wa'al, we drove into the
+yard, an' I told the hired man to unhitch the bay hoss an' fetch out the
+roan, an' while he was bein' unhitched the deakin stood 'round an' never
+took his eyes off'n him, an' I knowed I wouldn't sell the deakin no roan
+hoss _that_ day, even if I wanted to. But when he come out I begun to
+crack him up, an' I talked hoss fer all I was wuth. The deakin looked
+him over in a don't-care kind of a way, an' didn't 'parently give much
+heed to what I was sayin'. Finely I says, 'Wa'al, what do you think of
+him?' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'he seems to be a likely enough critter, but I
+don't believe he'd suit Mr. White--'fraid not,' he says. 'What you
+askin' fer him?' he says. 'One-fifty,' I says, 'an' he's a cheap hoss at
+the money'; but," added the speaker with a laugh, "I knowed I might 's
+well of said a thousan'. The deakin wa'n't buyin' no roan colts that
+mornin'."
+
+"What did he say?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'wa'al, I guess you ought to git that much fer him,
+but I'm 'fraid he ain't what Mr. White wants.' An' then, 'That's quite
+a hoss we come down with,' he says. 'Had him long?' 'Jest long 'nough to
+git 'quainted with him,' I says. 'Don't you want the roan fer your own
+use?' I says. 'Mebbe we c'd shade the price a little.' 'No,' he says, 'I
+guess not. I don't need another hoss jest now.' An' then, after a minute
+he says: 'Say, mebbe the bay hoss we drove 'd come nearer the mark fer
+White, if he's all right. Jest as soon I'd look at him?' he says.
+'Wa'al, I hain't no objections, but I guess he's more of a hoss than the
+dominie 'd care for, but I'll go an' fetch him out,' I says. So I
+brought him out, an' the deakin looked him all over. I see it was a case
+of love at fust sight, as the story-books says. 'Looks all right,' he
+says. 'I'll tell ye,' I says, 'what the feller I bought him of told me.'
+'What's that?' says the deakin. 'He said to me,' I says, '"that hoss
+hain't got a scratch ner a pimple on him. He's sound an' kind, an' 'll
+stand without hitchin', an' a lady c'd drive him as well 's a man."'
+
+"'That's what he said to me,' I says, 'an' it's every word on't true.
+You've seen whether or not he c'n travel,' I says, 'an', so fur 's I've
+seen, he ain't 'fraid of nothin'.' 'D'ye want to sell him?' the deakin
+says. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I ain't offerin' him fer sale. You'll go a good
+ways,' I says, ''fore you'll strike such another; but, of course, he
+ain't the only hoss in the world, an' I never had anythin' in the hoss
+line I wouldn't sell at _some_ price.' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'what d' ye ask
+fer him?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'if my own brother was to ask me that
+question I'd say to him two hunderd dollars, cash down, an' I wouldn't
+hold the offer open an hour,' I says."
+
+"My!" ejaculated Aunt Polly. "Did he take you up?"
+
+"'That's more'n I give fer a hoss 'n a good while,' he says, shakin' his
+head, 'an' more'n I c'n afford, I'm 'fraid.' 'All right,' I says; 'I c'n
+afford to keep him'; but I knew I had the deakin same as the woodchuck
+had Skip. 'Hitch up the roan,' I says to Mike; 'the deakin wants to be
+took up to his house.' 'Is that your last word?' he says. 'That's what
+it is,' I says. 'Two hunderd, cash down.'"
+
+"Didn't ye dast to trust the deakin?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Polly," said David, "the's a number of holes in a ten-foot ladder."
+Mrs. Bixbee seemed to understand this rather ambiguous rejoinder.
+
+"He must 'a' squirmed some," she remarked. David laughed.
+
+"The deakin ain't much used to payin' the other feller's price," he
+said, "an' it was like pullin' teeth; but he wanted that hoss more'n a
+cow wants a calf, an' after a little more squimmidgin' he hauled out his
+wallet an' forked over. Mike come out with the roan, an' off the deakin
+went, leadin' the bay hoss."
+
+"I don't see," said Mrs. Bixbee, looking up at her brother, "thet after
+all the' was anythin' you said to the deakin thet he could ketch holt
+on."
+
+"The' wa'n't nothin'," he replied. "The only thing he c'n complain
+about's what I _didn't_ say to him."
+
+"Hain't he said anythin' to ye?" Mrs. Bixbee inquired.
+
+"He, he, he, he! He hain't but once, an' the' wa'n't but little of it
+then."
+
+"How?"
+
+"Wa'al, the day but one after the deakin sold himself Mr.
+Stickin'-Plaster I had an arrant three four mile or so up past his
+place, an' when I was comin' back, along 'bout four or half past, it
+come on to rain like all possessed. I had my old umbrel'--though it
+didn't hender me f'm gettin' more or less wet--an' I sent the old mare
+along fer all she knew. As I come along to within a mile f'm the
+deakin's house I seen somebody in the road, an' when I come up closter I
+see it was the deakin himself, in trouble, an' I kind o' slowed up to
+see what was goin' on. There he was, settin' all humped up with his ole
+broad-brim hat slopin' down his back, a-sheddin' water like a roof. Then
+I seen him lean over an' larrup the hoss with the ends of the lines fer
+all he was wuth. It appeared he hadn't no whip, an' it wouldn't done him
+no good if he'd had. Wa'al, sir, rain or no rain, I jest pulled up to
+watch him. He'd larrup a spell, an' then he'd set back; an' then he'd
+lean over an' try it agin, harder'n ever. Scat my ----! I thought I'd
+die a-laughin'. I couldn't hardly cluck to the mare when I got ready to
+move on. I drove alongside an' pulled up. 'Hullo, deakin,' I says,
+'what's the matter?' He looked up at me, an' I won't say he was the
+maddest man I ever see, but he was long ways the maddest-lookin' man,
+an' he shook his fist at me jest like one o' the unregen'rit. 'Consarn
+ye, Dave Harum!' he says, 'I'll hev the law on ye fer this.' 'What fer?'
+I says. 'I didn't make it come on to rain, did I?' I says. 'You know
+mighty well what fer,' he says. 'You sold me this _damned beast_,' he
+says, 'an' he's balked with me _nine_ times this afternoon, an' I'll fix
+ye for 't,' he says. 'Wa'al, deakin,' I says, 'I'm 'fraid the squire's
+office 'll be shut up 'fore you _git_ there, but I'll take any word
+you'd like to send. You know I told ye,' I says, 'that he'd stand
+'ithout hitchin'.' An' at that he only jest kind o' choked an'
+sputtered. He was so mad he couldn't say nothin', an' on I drove, an'
+when I got about forty rod or so I looked back, an' there was the deakin
+a-comin' along the road with as much of his shoulders as he could git
+under his hat an' _leadin'_ his new hoss. He, he, he, he! Oh, my stars
+an' garters! Say, Polly, it paid me fer bein' born into this vale o'
+tears. It did, I declare for't!" Aunt Polly wiped her eyes on her apron.
+
+"But, Dave," she said, "did the deakin really say--_that word_?"
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, "if 'twa'n't that it was the puttiest imitation
+on't that ever I heard."
+
+"David," she continued, "don't you think it putty mean to badger the
+deakin so't he swore, an' then laugh 'bout it? An' I s'pose you've told
+the story all over."
+
+"Mis' Bixbee," said David emphatically, "if I'd paid good money to see a
+funny show I'd be a blamed fool if I didn't laugh, wouldn't I? That
+specticle of the deakin cost me consid'able, but it was more'n wuth it.
+But," he added, "I guess, the way the thing stands now, I ain't so much
+out on the hull."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee looked at him inquiringly.
+
+"Of course, you know Dick Larrabee?" he asked.
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Wa'al, three four days after the shower, an' the story 'd got aroun'
+some--as _you_ say, the deakin _is_ consid'able of a talker--I got holt
+of Dick--I've done him some favors an' he natur'ly expects more--an' I
+says to him: 'Dick,' I says, 'I hear 't Deakin Perkins has got a hoss
+that don't jest suit him--hain't got knee-action enough at times,' I
+says, 'an' mebbe he'll sell him reasonable.' 'I've heerd somethin' about
+it,' says Dick, laughin'. 'One of them kind o' hosses 't you don't like
+to git ketched out in the rain with,' he says. 'Jes' so,' I says. 'Now,'
+I says, 'I've got a notion 't I'd like to own that hoss at a price, an'
+that mebbe _I_ c'd git him home even if it did rain. Here's a hunderd
+an' ten,' I says, 'an' I want you to see how fur it'll go to buyin' him.
+If you git me the hoss you needn't bring none on't back. Want to try?' I
+says. 'All right,' he says, an' took the money. 'But,' he says, 'won't
+the deakin suspicion that it comes from you?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'my
+portrit ain't on none o' the bills, an' I reckon _you_ won't tell him
+so, out an' out,' an' off he went. Yistidy he come in, an' I says,
+'Wa'al, done anythin'?' 'The hoss is in your barn,' he says. 'Good fer
+you!' I says. 'Did you make anythin'?' 'I'm satisfied,' he says. 'I made
+a ten-dollar note.' An' that's the net results on't," concluded David,
+"that I've got the hoss, an' he's cost me jest thirty-five dollars."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+Master Jacky Carling was a very nice boy, but not at that time in his
+career the safest person to whom to intrust a missive in case its sure
+and speedy delivery were a matter of importance. But he protested with
+so much earnestness and good will that it should be put into the very
+first post-box he came to on his way to school, and that nothing could
+induce him to forget it, that Mary Blake, his aunt, confidante and not
+unfrequently counsel and advocate, gave it him to post, and dismissed
+the matter from her mind. Unfortunately the weather, which had been very
+frosty, had changed in the night to a summer-like mildness. As Jacky
+opened the door, three or four of his school-fellows were passing. He
+felt the softness of the spring morning, and to their injunction to
+"Hurry up and come along!" replied with an entreaty to "Wait a minute
+till he left his overcoat" (all boys hate an overcoat), and plunged back
+into the house.
+
+If John Lenox (John Knox Lenox) had received Miss Blake's note of
+condolence and sympathy, written in reply to his own, wherein, besides
+speaking of his bereavement, he had made allusion to some changes in his
+prospects and some necessary alterations in his ways for a time, he
+might perhaps have read between the lines something more than merely a
+kind expression of her sorrow for the trouble which had come upon him,
+and the reminder that he had friends who, if they could not do more to
+lessen his grief, would give him their truest sympathy. And if some days
+later he had received a second note, saying that she and her people were
+about to go away for some months, and asking him to come and see them
+before their departure, it is possible that very many things set forth
+in this narrative would not have happened.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Life had always been made easy for John Lenox, and his was not the
+temperament to interpose obstacles to the process. A course at Andover
+had been followed by two years at Princeton; but at the end of the
+second year it had occurred to him that practical life ought to begin
+for him, and he had thought it rather fine of himself to undertake a
+clerkship in the office of Rush & Co., where in the ensuing year and a
+half or so, though he took his work in moderation, he got a fair
+knowledge of accounts and the ways and methods of "the Street." But that
+period of it was enough. He found himself not only regretting the
+abandonment of his college career, but feeling that the thing for which
+he had given it up had been rather a waste of time. He came to the
+conclusion that, though he had entered college later than most, even now
+a further acquaintance with text-books and professors was more to be
+desired than with ledgers and brokers. His father (somewhat to his
+wonderment, and possibly a little to his chagrin) seemed rather to
+welcome the suggestion that he spend a couple of years in Europe, taking
+some lectures at Heidelberg or elsewhere, and traveling; and in the
+course of that time he acquired a pretty fair working acquaintance with
+German, brought his knowledge of French up to about the same point, and
+came back at the end of two years with a fine and discriminating taste
+in beer, and a scar over his left eyebrow which could be seen if
+attention were called to it.
+
+He started upon his return without any definite intentions or for any
+special reason, except that he had gone away for two years and that the
+two years were up. He had carried on a desultory correspondence with his
+father, who had replied occasionally, rather briefly, but on the whole
+affectionately. He had noticed that during the latter part of his stay
+abroad the replies had been more than usually irregular, but had
+attributed no special significance to the fact. It was not until
+afterward that it occurred to him that in all their correspondence his
+father had never alluded in any way to his return.
+
+On the passenger list of the Altruria John came upon the names of Mr.
+and Mrs. Julius Carling and Miss Blake.
+
+"Blake, Blake," he said to himself. "Carling--I seem to remember to have
+known that name at some time. It must be little Mary Blake whom I knew
+as a small girl years ago, and, yes, Carling was the name of the man her
+sister married. Well, well, I wonder what she is like. Of course, I
+shouldn't know her from Eve now, or she me from Adam. All I can remember
+seems to be a pair of very slim and active legs, a lot of flying hair, a
+pair of brownish-gray or grayish-brown eyes, and that I thought her a
+very nice girl, as girls went. But it doesn't in the least follow that
+I might think so now, and shipboard is pretty close quarters for seven
+or eight days."
+
+Dinner is by all odds the chief event of the day on board ship to those
+who are able to dine, and they will leave all other attractions, even
+the surpassingly interesting things which go on in the smoking-room, at
+once on the sound of the gong of promise. On this first night of the
+voyage the ship was still in smooth water at dinner time, and many a
+place was occupied which would know its occupant for the first, and very
+possibly for the last, time. The passenger list was fairly large, but
+not full. John had assigned to him a seat at a side table. He was
+hungry, having had no luncheon but a couple of biscuits and a glass of
+"bitter," and was taking his first mouthful of Perrier-Jouet, after the
+soup, and scanning the dinner card when the people at his table came in.
+The man of the trio was obviously an invalid of the nervous variety, and
+the most decided type. The small, dark woman who took the corner seat at
+his left was undoubtedly, from the solicitous way in which she adjusted
+a small shawl about his shoulders--to his querulous uneasiness--his
+wife. There was a good deal of white in the dark hair, brushed smoothly
+back from her face.
+
+A tall girl, with a mass of brown hair under a felt traveling hat, took
+the corner seat at the man's right. That was all the detail of her
+appearance which the brief glance that John allowed himself revealed to
+him at the moment, notwithstanding the justifiable curiosity which he
+had with regard to the people with whom he was likely to come more or
+less in contact for a number of days. But though their faces, so far as
+he had seen them, were unfamiliar to him, their identity was made plain
+to him by the first words which caught his ear. There were two soups on
+the _menu_, and the man's mind instantly poised itself between them.
+
+"Which soup shall I take?" he asked, turning with a frown of uncertainty
+to his wife.
+
+"I should say the _consommé_, Julius," was the reply.
+
+"I thought I should like the broth better," he objected.
+
+"I don't think it will disagree with you," she said.
+
+"Perhaps I had better have the _consommé_," he argued, looking with
+appeal to his wife and then to the girl at his right. "Which would you
+take, Mary?"
+
+"I?" said the young woman; "I should take both in my present state of
+appetite.--Steward, bring both soups.--What wine shall I order for you,
+Julius? I want some champagne, and I prescribe it for you. After your
+mental struggle over the soup question you need a quick stimulant."
+
+"Don't you think a red wine would be better for me?" he asked; "or
+perhaps some sauterne? I'm afraid that I sha'n't go to sleep if I drink
+champagne. In fact, I don't think I had better take any wine at all.
+Perhaps some ginger ale or Apollinaris water."
+
+"No," she said decisively, "whatever you decide upon, you know that
+you'll think whatever I have better for you, and I shall want more than
+one glass, and Alice wants some, too. Oh, yes, you do, and I shall order
+a quart of champagne.--Steward"--giving her order--"please be as quick
+as you can."
+
+John had by this fully identified his neighbors, and the talk which
+ensued between them, consisting mostly of controversies between the
+invalid and his family over the items of the bill of fare, every course
+being discussed as to its probable effect upon his stomach or his
+nerves--the question being usually settled with a whimsical
+high-handedness by the young woman--gave him a pretty good notion of
+their relations and the state of affairs in general. Notwithstanding
+Miss Blake's benevolent despotism, the invalid was still wrangling
+feebly over some last dish when John rose and went to the smoking room
+for his coffee and cigarette.
+
+When he stumbled out in search of his bath the next morning the steamer
+was well out, and rolling and pitching in a way calculated to disturb
+the gastric functions of the hardiest. But, after a shower of sea water
+and a rub down, he found himself with a feeling for bacon and eggs that
+made him proud of himself, and he went in to breakfast to find, rather
+to his, surprise, that Miss Blake was before him, looking as
+fresh--well, as fresh as a handsome girl of nineteen or twenty and in
+perfect health could look. She acknowledged his perfunctory bow as he
+took his seat with a stiff little bend of the head; but later on, when
+the steward was absent on some order, he elicited a "Thank you!" by
+handing her something which he saw she wanted, and, one thing leading to
+another, as things have a way of doing where young and attractive people
+are concerned, they were presently engaged in an interchange of small
+talk, but before John was moved to the point of disclosing himself on
+the warrant of a former acquaintance she had finished her breakfast.
+
+The weather continued very stormy for two days, and during that time
+Miss Blake did not appear at table. At any rate, if she breakfasted
+there it was either before or after his appearance, and he learned
+afterward that she had taken luncheon and dinner in her sister's room.
+
+The morning of the third day broke bright and clear. There was a long
+swell upon the sea, but the motion of the boat was even and endurable to
+all but the most susceptible. As the morning advanced the deck began to
+fill with promenaders, and to be lined with chairs, holding wrapped-up
+figures, showing faces of all shades of green and gray.
+
+John, walking for exercise, and at a wholly unnecessary pace, turning at
+a sharp angle around the deck house, fairly ran into the girl about whom
+he had been wondering for the last two days. She received his somewhat
+incoherent apologies, regrets, and self-accusations in such a spirit of
+forgiveness that before long they were supplementing their first
+conversation with something more personal and satisfactory; and when he
+came to the point of saying that half by accident he had found out her
+name, and begged to be allowed to tell her his own, she looked at him
+with a smile of frank amusement and said: "It is quite unnecessary, Mr.
+Lenox. I knew you instantly when I saw you at table the first night;
+but," she added mischievously, "I am afraid your memory for people you
+have known is not so good as mine."
+
+"Well," said John, "you will admit, I think, that the change from a
+little girl in short frocks to a tall young woman in a tailor-made gown
+might be more disguising than what might happen with a boy of fifteen or
+so. I saw your name in the passenger list with Mr. and Mrs. Carling, and
+wondered if it could be the Mary Blake whom I really did remember, and
+the first night at dinner, when I heard your sister call Mr. Carling
+'Julius,' and heard him call you 'Mary,' I was sure of you. But I hardly
+got a fair look at your face, and, indeed, I confess that if I had had
+no clew at all I might not have recognized you."
+
+"I think you would have been quite excusable," she replied, "and whether
+you would or would not have known me is 'one of those things that no
+fellow can find out,' and isn't of supreme importance anyway. We each
+know who the other is now, at all events."
+
+"Yes," said John, "I am happy to think that we have come to a conclusion
+on that point. But how does it happen that I have heard nothing of you
+all these years, or you of me, as I suppose?"
+
+"For the reason, I fancy," she replied, "that during that period of
+short frocks with me my sister married Mr. Carling and took me with her
+to Chicago, where Mr. Carling was in business. We have been back in New
+York only for the last two or three years."
+
+"It might have been on the cards that I should come across you in
+Europe," said John. "The beaten track is not very broad. How long have
+you been over?"
+
+"Only about six months," she replied. "We have been at one or another of
+the German Spas most of the time, as we went abroad for Mr. Carling's
+health, and we are on our way home on about such an impulse as that
+which started us off--he thinks now that he will be better off there."
+
+"I am afraid you have not derived much pleasure from your European
+experiences," said John.
+
+"Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "If ever you saw a young woman who was glad
+and thankful to turn her face toward home, _I_ am that person. I think
+that one of the heaviest crosses humanity has to bear is to have
+constantly to decide between two or more absolutely trivial conclusions
+in one's own affairs; but when one is called upon to multiply one's
+useless perplexities by, say, ten, life is really a burden.
+
+"I suppose," she added after a pause, "you couldn't help hearing our
+discussions at dinner the other night, and I have wondered a little what
+you must have thought."
+
+"Yes," he said, "I did hear it. Is it the regular thing, if I may ask?"
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, with a tone of sadness; "it has grown to be."
+
+"It must be very trying at times," John remarked.
+
+"It is, indeed," she said, "and would often be unendurable to me if it
+were not for my sense of humor, as it would be to my sister if it were
+not for her love, for Julius is really a very lovable man, and I, too,
+am very fond of him. But I must laugh sometimes, though my better nature
+should rather, I suppose, impel me to sighs.'"
+
+"'A little laughter is much more worth,'" he quoted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+They were leaning upon the rail at the stern of the ship, which was
+going with what little wind there was, and a following sea, with which,
+as it plunged down the long slopes of the waves, the vessel seemed to be
+running a victorious race. The sea was a deep sapphire, and in the wake
+the sunlight turned the broken water to vivid emerald. The air was of a
+caressing softness, and altogether it was a day and scene of
+indescribable beauty and inspiration. For a while there was silence
+between them, which John broke at last.
+
+"I suppose," he said, "that one would best show his appreciation of all
+this by refraining from the comment which must needs be comparatively
+commonplace, but really this is so superb that I must express some of my
+emotion even at the risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste,
+provided, of course, that you have one."
+
+"Well," she said, laughing, "it may relieve your mind, if you care, to
+know that had you kept silent an instant longer I should have taken the
+risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste, provided, of course,
+that you have one, by remarking that this was perfectly magnificent."
+
+"I should think that this would be the sort of day to get Mr. Carling
+on deck. This air and sun would brace him up," said John.
+
+She turned to him with a laugh, and said: "That is the general opinion,
+or was two hours ago; but I'm afraid it's out of the question now,
+unless we can manage it after luncheon."
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked with a puzzled smile at the mixture of
+annoyance and amusement visible in her face. "Same old story?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "same old story. When I went to my breakfast I
+called at my sister's room and said, '"Come, boys and girls, come out to
+play, the sun doth shine as bright as day," and when I've had my
+breakfast I'm coming to lug you both on deck. It's a perfectly glorious
+morning, and it will do you both no end of good after being shut up so
+long.' 'All right,' my sister answered, 'Julius has quite made up his
+mind to go up as soon as he is dressed. You call for us in half an hour,
+and we will be ready.'"
+
+"And wouldn't he come?" John asked; "and why not?"
+
+"Oh," she exclaimed with a laugh and a shrug of her shoulders, "shoes."
+
+"Shoes!" said John. "What do you mean?"
+
+"Just what I say," was the rejoinder. "When I went back to the room I
+found my brother-in-law sitting on the edge of the lounge, or what you
+call it, all dressed but his coat, rubbing his chin between his finger
+and thumb, and gazing with despairing perplexity at his feet. It seems
+that my sister had got past all the other dilemmas, but in a moment of
+inadvertence had left the shoe question to him, with the result that he
+had put on one russet shoe and one black one, and had laced them up
+before discovering the discrepancy."
+
+"I don't see anything very difficult in that situation," remarked John.
+
+"Don't you?" she said scornfully. "No, I suppose not, but it was quite
+enough for Julius, and more than enough for my sister and me. His first
+notion was to take off _both_ shoes and begin all over again, and
+perhaps if he had been allowed to carry it out he would have been all
+right; but Alice was silly enough to suggest the obvious thing to
+him--to take off one, and put on the mate to the other--and then the
+trouble began. First he was in favor of the black shoes as being thicker
+in the sole, and then he reflected that they hadn't been blackened since
+coming on board. It seemed to him that the russets were more appropriate
+anyway, but the blacks were easier to lace. Had I noticed whether the
+men on board were wearing russet or black as a rule, and did Alice
+remember whether it was one of the russets or one of the blacks that he
+was saying the other day pinched his toe? He didn't quite like the looks
+of a russet shoe with dark trousers, and called us to witness that those
+he had on were dark; but he thought he remembered that it was the black
+shoe which pinched him. He supposed he could change his trousers--and so
+on, and so on, _al fine_, _de capo_, _ad lib._, sticking out first one
+foot and then the other, lifting them alternately to his knee for
+scrutiny, appealing now to Alice and now to me, and getting more
+hopelessly bewildered all the time. It went on that way for, it seemed
+to me, at least half an hour, and at last I said, 'Oh, come now, Julius,
+take off the brown shoe--it's too thin, and doesn't go with your dark
+trousers, and pinches your toe, and none of the men are wearing
+them--and just put on the other black one, and come along. We're all
+suffocating for some fresh air, and if you don't get started pretty soon
+we sha'n't get on deck to-day.' 'Get on deck!' he said, looking up at me
+with a puzzled expression, and holding fast to the brown shoe on his
+knee with both hands, as if he were afraid I would take it away from him
+by main strength--'get on deck! Why--why--I believe I'd better not go
+out this morning, don't you?'"
+
+"And then?" said John after a pause.
+
+"Oh," she replied, "I looked at Alice, and she shook her head as much to
+say, 'It's no use for the present,' and I fled the place."
+
+"M'm!" muttered John. "He must have been a nice traveling companion. Has
+it been like that all the time?"
+
+"Most of it," she said, "but not quite all, and this morning was rather
+an exaggeration of the regular thing. But getting started on a journey
+was usually pretty awful. Once we quite missed our train because he
+couldn't make up his mind whether to put on a light overcoat or a heavy
+one. I finally settled the question for him, but we were just too late."
+
+"You must be a very amiable person," remarked John.
+
+"Indeed, I am not," she declared, "but Julius is, and it's almost
+impossible to be really put out with him, particularly in his condition.
+I have come to believe that he can not help it, and he submits to my
+bullying with such sweetness that even my impatience gives way."
+
+"Have you three people been alone together all the time?" John asked.
+
+"Yes," she replied, "except for four or five weeks. We visited some
+American friends in Berlin, the Nollises, for a fortnight, and after our
+visit to them they traveled with us for three weeks through South
+Germany and Switzerland. We parted with them at Metz only about three
+weeks since."
+
+"How did Mr. Carling seem while you were all together?" asked John,
+looking keenly at her.
+
+"Oh," she replied, "he was more like himself than I have seen him for a
+long time--since he began to break down, in fact."
+
+He turned his eyes from her face as she looked up at him, and as he did
+not speak she said suggestively, "You are thinking something you don't
+quite like to say, but I think I know pretty nearly what it is."
+
+"Yes?" said John, with a query.
+
+"You think he has had too much feminine companionship, or had it too
+exclusively. Is that it? You need not be afraid to say so."
+
+"Well," said John, "if you put it 'too exclusively,' I will admit that
+there was something of the sort in my mind, and," he added, "if you will
+let me say so, it must at times have been rather hard for him to be
+interested or amused--that it must have--that is to say--"
+
+"Oh, _say_ it!" she exclaimed. "It must have been very _dull_ for him.
+Is that it?"
+
+"'Father,'" said John with a grimace, "'I can not tell a lie!'"
+
+"Oh," she said, laughing, "your hatchet isn't very sharp. I forgive you.
+But really," she added, "I know it has been. You will laugh when I tell
+you the one particular resource we fell back upon."
+
+"Bid me to laugh, and I will laugh," said John.
+
+"Euchre!" she said, looking at him defiantly. "Two-handed euchre! We
+have played, as nearly as I can estimate, fifteen hundred games, in
+which he has held both bowers and the ace of trumps--or something
+equally victorious--I should say fourteen hundred times. Oh!" she
+cried, with an expression of loathing, "may I never, never, never see a
+card again as long as I live!" John laughed without restraint, and after
+a petulant little _moue_ she joined him.
+
+"May I light up my pipe?" he said. "I will get to leeward."
+
+"I shall not mind in the least," she assented.
+
+"By the way," he asked, "does Mr. Carling smoke?"
+
+"He used to," she replied, "and while we were with the Nollises he
+smoked every day, but after we left them he fell back into the notion
+that it was bad for him."
+
+John filled and lighted his pipe in silence, and after a satisfactory
+puff or two said: "Will Mr. Carling go in to dinner to-night?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "I think he will if it is no rougher than at
+present."
+
+"It will probably be smoother," said John. "You must introduce me to
+him--"
+
+"Oh," she interrupted, "of course, but it will hardly be necessary, as
+Alice and I have spoken so often to him of you--"
+
+"I was going to say," John resumed, "that he may possibly let me take
+him off your hands a little, and after dinner will be the best time. I
+think if I can get him into the smoking room that a cigar
+and--and--something hot with a bit of lemon peel and so forth later on
+may induce him to visit with me for a while, and pass the evening, or
+part of it."
+
+"You want to be an angel!" she exclaimed. "Oh, I--we--shall be so
+obliged. I know it's just what he wants--some _man_ to take him in
+hand."
+
+"I'm in no hurry to be an angel," said John, laughing, and, with a bow,
+"It's better sometimes to be _near_ the rose than to _be_ the rose, and
+you are proposing to overpay me quite. I shall enjoy doing what I
+proposed, if it be possible."
+
+Their talk then drifted off into various channels as topics suggested
+themselves until the ship's bell sounded the luncheon hour. Miss Blake
+went to join her sister and brother-in-law, but John had some bread and
+cheese and beer in the smoking room. It appeared that the ladies had
+better success than in the morning, for he saw them later on in their
+steamer chairs with Mr. Carling, who was huddled in many wraps, with the
+flaps of his cap down over his ears. All the chairs were full--his own
+included (as happens to easy-tempered men)--and he had only a brief
+colloquy with the party. He noticed, however, that Mr. Carling had on
+the russet shoes, and wondered if they pinched him. In fact, though he
+couldn't have said exactly why, he rather hoped that they did. He had
+just that sympathy for the nerves of two-and-fifty which is to be
+expected from those of five-and-twenty--that is, very little.
+
+When he went in to dinner the Carlings and Miss Blake had been at table
+some minutes. There had been the usual controversy about what Mr.
+Carling would drink with his dinner, and he had decided upon
+Apollinaris water. But Miss Blake, with an idea of her own, had given an
+order for champagne, and was exhibiting some consternation, real or
+assumed, at the fact of having a whole bottle brought in with the cork
+extracted--a customary trick at sea.
+
+"I hope you will help me out," she said to John as he bowed and seated
+himself. "'Some one has blundered,' and here is a whole bottle of
+champagne which must be drunk to save it. Are you prepared to help turn
+my, or somebody's, blunder into hospitality?"
+
+"I am prepared to make any sacrifice," said John, laughing, "in the
+sacred cause."
+
+"No less than I expected of you," she said. "_Noblesse oblige!_ Please
+fill your glass."
+
+"Thanks," said John. "Permit me," and he filled her own as well.
+
+As the meal proceeded there was some desultory talk about the weather,
+the ship's run, and so on; but Mrs. Carling was almost silent, and her
+husband said but little more. Even Miss Blake seemed to have something
+on her mind, and contributed but little to the conversation. Presently
+Mr. Carling said, "Mary, do you think a mouthful of wine would hurt me?"
+
+"Certainly not," was the reply. "It will do you good," reaching over for
+his glass and pouring the wine.
+
+"That's enough, that's enough!" he protested as the foam came up to the
+rim of the glass. She proceeded to fill it up to the brim and put it
+beside him, and later, as she had opportunity, kept it replenished.
+
+As the dinner concluded, John said to Mr. Carling: "Won't you go up to
+the smoking room with me for coffee? I like a bit of tobacco with mine,
+and I have some really good cigars and some cigarettes--if you prefer
+them--that I can vouch for."
+
+As usual, when the unexpected was presented to his mind, Mr. Carling
+passed the perplexity on to his women-folk. At this time, however, his
+dinner and the two glasses of wine which Miss Blake had contrived that
+he should swallow had braced him up, and John's suggestion was so warmly
+seconded by the ladies that, after some feeble protests and misgivings,
+he yielded, and John carried him off.
+
+"I hope it won't upset Julius," said Mrs. Carling doubtfully.
+
+"It won't do anything of the sort," her sister replied. "He will get
+through the evening without worrying himself and you into fits, and, if
+Mr. Lenox succeeds, you won't see anything of him till ten o'clock or
+after, and not then, I hope. Mind, you're to be sound asleep when he
+comes in--snore a little if necessary--and let him get to bed without
+any talk at all."
+
+"Why do you say 'if Mr. Lenox succeeds'?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"It was his suggestion," Miss Blake answered. "We had been talking about
+Julius, and he finally told me he thought he would be the better of an
+occasional interval of masculine society, and I quite agreed with him.
+You know how much he enjoyed being with George Nollis, and how much like
+himself he appeared."
+
+"That is true," said Mrs. Carling.
+
+"And you know that just as soon as he got alone again with us two women
+he began backing and filling as badly as ever. I believe Mr. Lenox is
+right, and that Julius is just petticoated to death between us."
+
+"Did Mr. Lenox say that?" asked Mrs. Carling incredulously.
+
+"No," said her sister, laughing, "he didn't make use of precisely that
+figure, but that was what he thought plainly enough."
+
+"What do you think of Mr. Lenox?" said Mrs. Carling irrelevantly. "Do
+you like him? I thought that he looked at you very admiringly once or
+twice to-night," she added, with her eyes on her sister's face.
+
+"Well," said Mary, with a petulant toss of the head, "except that I've
+had about an hour's talk with him, and that I knew him when we were
+children--at least when I was a child--he is a perfect stranger to me,
+and I do wish," she added in a tone of annoyance, "that you would give
+up that fad of yours, that every man who comes along is going to--to--be
+a nuisance."
+
+"He seems very pleasant," said Mrs. Carling, meekly ignoring her
+sister's reproach.
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied indifferently, "he's pleasant enough. Let us go
+up and have a walk on deck. I want you to be sound asleep when Julius
+comes in."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+John found his humane experiment pleasanter than he expected. Mr.
+Carling, as was to be anticipated, demurred a little at the coffee, and
+still more at the cigarette; but having his appetite for tobacco
+aroused, and finding that no alarming symptoms ensued, he followed it
+with a cigar and later on was induced to go the length of "Scotch and
+soda," under the pleasant effect of which--and John's sympathetic
+efforts--he was for the time transformed, the younger man being
+surprised to find him a man of interesting experience, considerable
+reading, and, what was most surprising, a jolly sense of humor and a
+fund of anecdotes which he related extremely well. The evening was a
+decided success, perhaps the best evidence of it coming at the last,
+when, at John's suggestion that they supplement their modest potations
+with a "night-cap," Mr. Carling cheerfully assented upon the condition
+that they should "have it with him"; and as he went along the deck after
+saying "Good night," John was positive that he heard a whistled tune.
+
+The next day was equally fine, but during the night the ship had run
+into the swell of a storm, and in the morning there was more motion than
+the weaker ones could relish. The sea grew quieter as the day advanced.
+John was early, and finished his breakfast before Miss Blake came in.
+He found her on deck about ten o'clock. She gave him her hand as they
+said good morning, and he turned and walked by her side.
+
+"How is your brother-in-law this morning?" he inquired.
+
+"Oh," she said, laughing, "he's in a mixture of feeling very well and
+feeling that he ought not to feel so, but, as they are coming up pretty
+soon, it would appear that the misgivings are not overwhelming. He came
+in last night, and retired without saying a word. My sister pretended to
+be asleep. She says he went to sleep at once, and that she was awake at
+intervals and knows that he slept like a top. He won't make any very
+sweeping admissions, however, but has gone so far as to concede that he
+had a very pleasant evening--which is going a long way for him--and to
+say that you are a very agreeable young man. There! I didn't intend to
+tell you that, but you have been so good that perhaps so much as a
+second-hand compliment is no more than your due."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Carling is evidently a very
+discriminating person. Really it wasn't good of me at all. I was quite
+the gainer, for he entertained me more than I did him. We had a very
+pleasant evening, and I hope we shall have more of them, I do, indeed. I
+got an entirely different impression of him," he added.
+
+"Yes," she said, "I can imagine that you did. He can be very agreeable,
+and he is really a man of a great deal of character when he is himself.
+He has been goodness itself to me, and has managed my affairs for years.
+Even to-day his judgment in business matters is wonderfully sound. If
+it had not been for him," she continued, "I don't know but I should have
+been a pauper. My father left a large estate, but he died very suddenly,
+and his affairs were very much spread out and involved and had to be
+carried along. Julius put himself into the breach, and not only saved
+our fortunes, but has considerably increased them. Of course, Alice is
+his wife, but I feel very grateful to him on my own account. I did not
+altogether appreciate it at the time, but now I shudder to think that I
+might have had either to 'fend for myself' or be dependent."
+
+"I don't think that dependence would have suited your book," was John's
+comment as he took in the lines of her clear-cut face.
+
+"No," she replied, "and I thank heaven that I have not had to endure it.
+I am not," she added, "so impressed with what money procures for people
+as what it saves them from."
+
+"Yes," said John, "I think your distinction is just. To possess it is to
+be free from some of the most disagreeable apprehensions certainly, but
+I confess, whether to my credit or my shame I don't know, I have never
+thought much about it. I certainly am not rich positively, and I haven't
+the faintest notion whether I may or not be prospectively. I have always
+had as much as I really needed, and perhaps more, but I know absolutely
+nothing about the future." They were leaning over the rail on the port
+side.
+
+"I should think," she said after a moment, looking at him thoughtfully,
+"that it was, if you will not think me presuming, a matter about which
+you might have some justifiable curiosity."
+
+"Oh, not at all," he assured her, stepping to leeward and producing a
+cigar. "I have had some stirrings of late. And please don't think me an
+incorrigible idler. I spent nearly two years in a down-town office and
+earned--well, say half my salary. In fact, my business instincts were so
+strong that I left college after my second year for that purpose, but
+seeing no special chance of advancement in the race for wealth, and as
+my father seemed rather to welcome the idea, I broke off and went over
+to Germany. I haven't been quite idle, though I should be puzzled, I
+admit, to find a market for what I have to offer to the world. Would you
+be interested in a schedule of my accomplishments."
+
+"Oh," she said, "I should be charmed, but as I am every moment expecting
+the advent of my family, and as I am relied upon to locate them and tuck
+them up, I'm afraid I shall not have time to hear it."
+
+"No," he said, laughing, "it's quite too long."
+
+She was silent for some moments, gazing down into the water, apparently
+debating something in her mind, and quite unconscious of John's
+scrutiny. Finally she turned to him with a little laugh. "You might
+begin on your list, and if I am called away you can finish it at another
+time."
+
+"I hope you didn't think I was speaking in earnest," he said.
+
+"No," she replied, "I did not think you really intended to unpack your
+wares, but, speaking seriously--and at the risk, I fear, that you may
+think me rather 'cheeky,' if I may be allowed that expression--I know a
+good many men in America, and I think that without an exception they are
+professional men or business men, or, being neither--and I know but few
+such--have a competence or more; and I was wondering just now after what
+you told me what a man like you would or could do if he were thrown upon
+his own resources. I'm afraid that is rather frank for the acquaintance
+of a day, isn't it?" she asked with a slight flush, "but it really is
+not so personal as it may sound to you."
+
+"My dear Miss Blake," he replied, "our acquaintance goes back at least
+ten years. Please let that fact count for something in your mind. The
+truth is, I have done some wondering along that same line myself without
+coming to any satisfactory conclusion. I devoutly hope I may not be so
+thrown absolutely, for the truth is I haven't a marketable commodity. 'A
+little Latin, and less Greek,' German and French enough to read and
+understand and talk--on the surface of things--and what mathematics,
+history, et cetera, I have not forgotten. I know the piano well enough
+to read and play an accompaniment after a fashion, and I have had some
+good teaching for the voice, and some experience in singing, at home and
+abroad. In fact, I come nearer to a market there, I think, than in any
+other direction perhaps. I have given some time to fencing in various
+schools, and before I left home Billy Williams would sometimes speak
+encouragingly of my progress with the gloves. There! That is my list,
+and not a dollar in it from beginning to end, I'm afraid."
+
+"Who is Billy Williams?" she asked.
+
+"Billy," said John, "is the very mild-mannered and gentlemanlike
+'bouncer' at the Altman House, an ex-prize-fighter, and about the most
+accomplished member of his profession of his day and weight, who is
+employed to keep order and, if necessary, to thrust out the riotous who
+would disturb the contemplations of the lovers of art that frequent the
+bar of that hotel." It was to be seen that Miss Blake was not
+particularly impressed by this description of Billy and his functions,
+upon which she made no comment.
+
+"You have not included in your list," she remarked, "what you acquired
+in the down-town office you told me of."
+
+"No, upon my word I had forgotten that, and it's about the only thing of
+use in the whole category," he answered. "If I were put to it, and could
+find a place, I think I might earn fifty dollars a month as a clerk or
+messenger, or something. Hullo! here are your people."
+
+He went forward with his companion and greeted Mrs. Carling and her
+husband, who returned his "Good morning" with a feeble smile, and
+submitted to his ministrations in the matter of chair and rugs with an
+air of unresisting invalidism, which was almost too obvious, he thought.
+But after luncheon John managed to induce him to walk for a while, to
+smoke a cigarette, and finally to brave the perils of a sherry and
+bitters before dinner. The ladies had the afternoon to themselves. John
+had no chance of a further visit with Mary during the day, a loss only
+partially made good to him by a very approving smile and a remark which
+she made to him at dinner, that he must be a lineal descendant of the
+Samaritan. Mr. Carling submitted himself to him for the evening. Indeed,
+it came about that for the rest of the voyage he had rather more of the
+company of that gentleman, who fairly attached himself to him, than,
+under all the circumstances, he cared for; but the gratitude of the
+ladies was so cordial that he felt paid for some sacrifices of his
+inclinations. And there was an hour or so every morning--for the fine
+weather lasted through--which he spent with Mary Blake, with increasing
+interest and pleasure, and he found himself inwardly rejoicing over a
+mishap to the engine which, though of no very great magnitude, would
+retard the passage by a couple of days.
+
+There can hardly be any conditions more favorable to the forming of
+acquaintanceships, friendships, and even more tender relations than are
+afforded by the life on board ship. There is opportunity, propinquity,
+and the community of interest which breaks down the barriers of ordinary
+reserve. These relations, to be sure, are not always of the most lasting
+character, and not infrequently are practically ended before the parties
+thereto are out of the custom-house officer's hands and fade into
+nameless oblivion, unless one happens to run across the passenger list
+among one's souvenirs. But there are exceptions. If at this time the
+question had been asked our friend, even by himself, whether, to put it
+plainly, he were in love with Mary Blake, he would, no doubt, have
+strenuously denied it; but it is certain that if any one had said or
+intimated that any feature or characteristic of hers was faulty or
+susceptible of any change for the better, he would have secretly
+disliked that person, and entertained the meanest opinion of that
+person's mental and moral attributes. He would have liked the voyage
+prolonged indefinitely, or, at any rate, as long as the provisions held
+out.
+
+It has been remarked by some one that all mundane things come to an end
+sooner or later, and, so far as my experience goes, it bears out that
+statement. The engines were successfully repaired, and the ship
+eventually came to anchor outside the harbor about eleven o'clock on the
+night of the last day. Mary and John were standing together at the
+forward rail. There had been but little talk between them, and only of a
+desultory and impersonal character. As the anchor chains rattled in the
+hawse-pipes, John said, "Well, that ends it."
+
+"What ends what?" she asked.
+
+"The voyage, and the holiday, and the episode, and lots of things," he
+replied. "We have come to anchor."
+
+"Yes," she said, "the voyage is over, that is true; but, for my part, if
+the last six months can be called a holiday, its end is welcome, and I
+should think you might be glad that your holiday is over, too. But I
+don't quite understand what you mean by 'the episode and lots of
+things.'"
+
+There was an undertone in her utterance which her companion did not
+quite comprehend, though it was obvious to him.
+
+"The episode of--of--our friendship, if I may call it so," he replied.
+
+"I call it so," she said decisively. "You have certainly been a friend
+to _all_ of us. This episode is over to be sure, but is there any more
+than that?"
+
+"Somebody says that 'friendship is largely a matter of streets,'" said
+John gloomily. "To-morrow you will go your way and I shall go mine."
+
+"Yes," she replied, rather sharply, "that is true enough; but if that
+cynical quotation of yours has anything in it, it's equally true, isn't
+it, that friendship is a matter of cabs, and street cars, and the
+elevated road? Of course, we can hardly be expected to look you up, but
+Sixty-ninth Street isn't exactly in California, and the whole question
+lies with yourself. I don't know if you care to be told so, but Julius
+and my sister like you very much, and will welcome you heartily always."
+
+"Thanks, very much!" said John, staring straight out in front of him,
+and forming a determination that Sixty-ninth Street would see but
+precious little of _him_. She gave a side glance at him as he did not
+speak further. There was light enough to see the expression of his
+mouth, and she read his thought almost in words. She had thought that
+she had detected a suggestion of sentimentality on his part which she
+intended to keep strictly in abeyance, but in her intention not to seem
+to respond to it she had taken an attitude of coolness and a tone which
+was almost sarcastic, and now perceived that, so far as results were
+apparent, she had carried matters somewhat further than she intended.
+Her heart smote her a little, too, to think that he was hurt. She really
+liked him very much, and contritely recalled how kind and thoughtful and
+unselfish he had been, and how helpful, and she knew that it had been
+almost wholly for her. Yes, she was willing--and glad--to think so. But
+while she wished that she had taken a different line at the outset, she
+hated desperately to make any concession, and the seconds of their
+silence grew into minutes. She stole another glance at his face. It was
+plain that negotiations for harmony would have to begin with her.
+Finally she said in a quiet voice:
+
+"'Thanks, very much,' is an entirely polite expression, but it isn't
+very responsive."
+
+"I thought it met your cordiality quite half way," was the rejoinder.
+"Of course, I am glad to be assured of Mr. and Mrs. Carling's regard,
+and that they would be glad to see me, but I think I might have been
+justified in hoping that you would go a little further, don't you
+think?"
+
+He looked at her as he asked the question, but she did not turn her
+head. Presently she said in a low voice, and slowly, as if weighing her
+words:
+
+"Will it be enough if I say that I shall be very sorry if you do not
+come?" He put his left hand upon her right, which was resting on the
+rail, and for two seconds she let it stay.
+
+"Yes," he said, "thanks--very--much!"
+
+"I must go now," she said, turning toward him, and for a moment she
+looked searchingly in his face. "Good night," she said, giving him her
+hand, and John looked after her as she walked down the deck, and he knew
+how it was with him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+John saw Miss Blake the next morning in the saloon among the passengers
+in line for the customs official. It was an easy conjecture that Mr.
+Carling's nerves were not up to committing himself to a "declaration" of
+any sort, and that Miss Blake was undertaking the duty for the party. He
+did not see her again until he had had his luggage passed and turned it
+over to an expressman. As he was on his way to leave the wharf he came
+across the group, and stopped to greet them and ask if he could be of
+service, and was told that their houseman had everything in charge, and
+that they were just going to their carriage, which was waiting. "And,"
+said Miss Blake, "if you are going up town, we can offer you a seat."
+
+"Sha'n't I discommode you?" he asked. "If you are sure I shall not, I
+shall be glad to be taken as far as Madison Avenue and Thirty-third
+Street, for I suppose that will be your route."
+
+"Quite sure," she replied, seconded by the Carlings, and so it happened
+that John went directly home instead of going first to his father's
+office. The weather was a chilly drizzle, and he was glad to be spared
+the discomfort of going about in it with hand-bag, overcoat, and
+umbrella, and felt a certain justification in concluding that, after
+two years, a few hours more or less under the circumstances would make
+but little difference. And then, too, the prospect of half or
+three-quarters of an hour in Miss Blake's company, the Carlings
+notwithstanding, was a temptation to be welcomed. But if he had hoped or
+expected, as perhaps would have been not unnatural, to discover in that
+young woman's air any hint or trace of the feeling she had exhibited,
+or, perhaps it should be said, to a degree permitted to show itself,
+disappointment was his portion. Her manner was as much in contrast with
+that of the last days of their voyage together as the handsome street
+dress and hat in which she was attired bore to the dress and headgear of
+her steamer costume, and it almost seemed to him as if the contrasts
+bore some relation to each other. After the question of the carriage
+windows--whether they should be up or down, either or both, and how
+much--had been settled, and, as usual in such dilemmas, by Miss Blake,
+the drive up town was comparatively a silent one. John's mind was
+occupied with sundry reflections and speculations, of many of which his
+companion was the subject, and to some extent in noting the changes in
+the streets and buildings which an absence of two years made noticeable
+to him.
+
+Mary looked steadily out of window, lost in her own thoughts save for an
+occasional brief response to some casual comment or remark of John's.
+Mr. Carling had muffled himself past all talking, and his wife preserved
+the silence which was characteristic of her when unurged.
+
+John was set down at Thirty-third Street, and, as he made his adieus,
+Mrs. Carling said, "Do come and see us as soon as you can, Mr. Lenox";
+but Miss Blake simply said "Good-by" as she gave him her hand for an
+instant, and he went on to his father's house.
+
+He let himself in with the latch-key which he had carried through all
+his absence, but was at once encountered by Jeffrey, who, with his wife,
+had for years constituted the domestic staff of the Lenox household.
+
+"Well, Jeff," said John, as he shook hands heartily with the old
+servant, "how are you? and how is Ann? You don't look a day older, and
+the climate seems to agree with you, eh?"
+
+"You're welcome home, Mr. John," replied Jeffrey, "and thank you, sir.
+Me and Ann is very well, sir. It's a pleasure to see you again and home.
+It is, indeed."
+
+"Thank you, Jeff," said John. "It's rather nice to be back. Is my room
+ready?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said Jeffrey, "I think it's all right, though we thought
+that maybe it 'd be later in the day when you got here, sir. We thought
+maybe you'd go to Mr. Lenox's office first."
+
+"I did intend to," said John, mounting the stairs, followed by Jeffrey
+with his bag, "but I had a chance to drive up with some friends, and the
+day is so beastly that I took advantage of it. How is my father?" he
+asked after entering the chamber, which struck him as being so strangely
+familiar and so familiarly strange.
+
+"Well, sir," said Jeffrey, "he's much about the same most ways, and then
+again he's different, too. Seeing him every day, perhaps I wouldn't
+notice so much; but if I was to say that he's kind of quieter, perhaps
+that'd be what I mean, sir."
+
+"Well," said John, smiling, "my father was about the quietest person I
+ever knew, and if he's grown more so--what do you mean?"
+
+"Well, sir," replied the man, "I notice at table, sir, for one thing.
+We've been alone here off and on a good bit, sir, and he used always to
+have a pleasant word or two to say to me, and may be to ask me questions
+and that, sir; but for a long time lately he hardly seems to notice me.
+Of course, there ain't any need of his saying anything, because I know
+all he wants, seeing I've waited on him so long, but it's different in a
+way, sir."
+
+"Does he go out in the evening to his club?" asked John.
+
+"Very rarely, sir," said Jeffrey. "He mostly goes to his room after
+dinner, an' oftentimes I hear him walking up an' down, up an' down, and,
+sir," he added, "you know he often used to have some of his friends to
+dine with him, and that ain't happened in, I should guess, for a year."
+
+"Have things gone wrong with him in any way?" said John, a sudden
+anxiety overcoming some reluctance to question a servant on such a
+subject.
+
+"You mean about business, and such like?" replied Jeffrey. "No, sir, not
+so far as I know. You know, Mr. John, sir, that I pay all the house
+accounts, and there hasn't never been no--no shortness, as I might say,
+but we're living a bit simpler than we used to--in the matter of wine
+and such like--and, as I told you, we don't have comp'ny no more."
+
+"Is that all?" asked John, with some relief.
+
+"Well, sir," was the reply, "perhaps it's because Mr. Lenox is getting
+older and don't care so much about such things, but I have noticed that
+he hasn't had anything new from the tailor in a long time, and really,
+sir, though perhaps I oughtn't to say it, his things is getting a bit
+shabby, sir, and he used to be always so partic'lar."
+
+John got up and walked over to the window which looked out at the rear
+of the house. The words of the old servant disquieted him,
+notwithstanding that there was nothing so far that could not be
+accounted for without alarm. Jeffrey waited for a moment and then asked:
+
+"Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. John? Will you be having
+luncheon here, sir?"
+
+"No, thank you, Jeff," said John; "nothing more now, and I will lunch
+here. I'll come down and see Ann presently."
+
+"Thank you, sir," said Jeffrey, and withdrew.
+
+The view from the back windows of most city houses is not calculated to
+arouse enthusiasm at the best of times, and the day was singularly
+dispiriting: a sky of lead and a drizzling rain, which emphasized the
+squalor of the back yards in view. It was all very depressing. Jeffrey's
+talk, though inconclusive, had stirred in John's mind an uneasiness
+which was near to apprehension. He turned and walked about the familiar
+room, recognizing the well-known furniture, his mother's picture over
+the mantel, the bookshelves filled with his boyhood's accumulations, the
+well-remembered pattern of the carpet, and the wall-paper--nothing was
+changed. It was all as he had left it two years ago, and for the time it
+seemed as if he had merely dreamed the life and experiences of those
+years. Indeed, it was with difficulty that he recalled any of them for
+the moment. And then suddenly there came into his mind the thought that
+he was at the beginning of a new epoch--that on this day his boyhood
+ended, for up to then he had been but a boy. The thought was very vivid.
+It had come, the time when he must take upon himself the
+responsibilities of his own life, and make it for himself; the time
+which he had looked forward to as to come some day, but not hitherto at
+any particular moment, and so not to be very seriously considered.
+
+It has been said that life had always been made easy for him, and that
+he had accepted the situation without protest. To easy-going natures the
+thought of any radical change in the current of affairs is usually
+unwelcome, but he was too young to find it really repugnant; and then,
+too, as he walked about the room with his hands in his pockets, it was
+further revealed to him that he had recently found a motive and impulse
+such as he had never had before. He recalled the talk that he had had
+with the companion of his voyage. He thought of her as one who could be
+tender to misfortune and charitable to incapacity, but who would have
+nothing but scorn for shiftlessness and malingering; and he realized
+that he had never cared for anything as for the good opinion of that
+young woman. No, there should be for him no more sauntering in the vales
+and groves, no more of loitering or dallying. He would take his place in
+the working world, and perhaps--some day--
+
+A thought came to him with the impact of a blow: What could he do? What
+work was there for him? How could he pull his weight in the boat? All
+his life he had depended upon some one else, with easy-going
+thoughtlessness. Hardly had it ever really occurred to him that he
+might have to make a career for himself. Of business he had thought as
+something which he should undertake some time, but it was always a
+business ready made to his hand, with plenty of capital not of his own
+acquiring--something for occupation, not of necessity. It came home to
+him that his father was his only resource, and that of his father's
+affairs he knew next to nothing.
+
+In addition to his affection for him, he had always had an unquestioning
+confidence in his father. It was his earliest recollection, and he still
+retained it to almost a childish extent. There had always been plenty.
+His own allowance, from time to time increased, though never
+extravagant, had always been ample, and on the one occasion when he had
+grievously exceeded it the excess had been paid with no more protest
+than a gentle "I think you ought not to have done this." The two had
+lived together when John was at home without ostentation or any
+appearance of style, but with every essential of luxury. The house and
+its furnishings were old-fashioned, but everything was of the best, and
+when three or four of the elder man's friends would come to dine, as
+happened occasionally, the contents of the cellar made them look at each
+other over their glasses. Mr. Lenox was very reticent in all matters
+relating to himself, and in his talks with his son, which were mostly at
+the table, rarely spoke of business matters in general, and almost never
+of his own. He had read well, and was fond of talking of his reading
+when he felt in the vein of talking, which was not always; but John had
+invariably found him ready with comment and sympathy upon the topics in
+which he himself had interest, and there was a strong if undemonstrative
+affection between the father and son.
+
+It was not strange, perhaps, all things considered, that John had come
+even to nearly six-and-twenty with no more settled intentions; that his
+boyhood should have been so long. He was not at all of a reckless
+disposition, and, notwithstanding the desultory way in which he had
+spent time, he had strong mental and moral fiber, and was capable of
+feeling deeply and enduringly. He had been desultory, but never before
+had he had much reason or warning against it. But now, he reflected, a
+time had come. Work he must, if only for work's sake, and work he would;
+and there was a touch of self-reproach in the thought of his father's
+increasing years and of his lonely life. He might have been a help and a
+companion during those two years of his not very fruitful European
+sojourn, and he would lose no time in finding out what there was for him
+to do, and in setting about it.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+The day seemed very long. He ate his luncheon, having first paid a visit
+to Ann, who gave him an effusive welcome. Jeffrey waited, and during the
+meal they had some further talk, and among other things John said to
+him, "Does my father dress for dinner nowadays?"
+
+"No, sir," was the reply, "I don't know when I've seen your father in
+his evenin' clothes, sir. Not for a long time, and then maybe two or
+three times the past year when he was going out to dinner, but not here,
+sir. Maybe it'll be different now you're back again, sir."
+
+After luncheon John's luggage arrived, and he superintended the
+unpacking, but that employment was comparatively brief. The day dragged
+with him. Truly his home-coming was rather a dreary affair. How
+different had been yesterday, and the day before, and all those days
+before when he had so enjoyed the ship life, and most of all the daily
+hour or more of the companionship which had grown to be of such
+surpassing interest to him, and now seemed so utterly a thing of the
+past.
+
+Of course, he should see her again. (He put aside a wonder if it would
+be within the proprieties on that evening or, at latest, the next.) But,
+in any case, "the episode," as he had said to her, was done, and it had
+been very pleasant--oh, yes, very dear to him. He wondered if she was
+finding the day as interminable as it seemed to him, and if the interval
+before they saw each other again would seem as long as his impatience
+would make it for him. Finally, the restless dullness became
+intolerable. He sallied forth into the weather and went to his club,
+having been on non-resident footing during his absence, and, finding
+some men whom he knew, spent there the rest of the afternoon.
+
+His father was at home and in his room when John got back.
+
+"Well, father," he said, "the prodigal has returned."
+
+"He is very welcome," was the reply, as the elder man took both his
+son's hands and looked at him affectionately. "You seem very well."
+
+"Yes," said John; "and how are you, sir?"
+
+"About as usual, I think," said Mr. Lenox.
+
+They looked at each other for a moment in silence. John thought that his
+father seemed thinner than formerly, and he had instantly observed that
+a white beard covered the always hitherto smooth-shaven chin, but he
+made no comment.
+
+"The old place appears very familiar," he remarked. "Nothing is changed
+or even moved, as I can see, and Ann and Jeff are just the same old
+sixpences as ever."
+
+"Yes," said his father, "two years make less difference with old people
+and their old habits than with young ones. You will have changed more
+than we have, I fancy."
+
+"Do we dress for dinner?" asked John, after some little more unimportant
+talk.
+
+"Yes," said his father, "in honor of the occasion, if you like. I
+haven't done it lately," he added, a little wearily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I haven't had such a glass of wine since I left home," John remarked as
+they sat together after dinner.
+
+"No," said his father, looking thoughtfully at his glass, "it's the old
+'Mouton,' and pretty nearly the last of it; it's very old and wants
+drinking," he observed as he held his glass up to get the color. "It has
+gone off a bit even in two years."
+
+"All right," said John cheerfully, "we'll drink it to save it, if needs
+be." The elder man smiled and filled both glasses.
+
+There had been more or less talk during the meal, but nothing of special
+moment. John sat back in his chair, absently twirling the stem of his
+glass between thumb and fingers. Presently he said, looking straight
+before him at the table: "I have been thinking a good deal of late--more
+than ever before, positively, in fact--that whatever my prospects may
+be," (he did not see the momentary contraction of his father's brow) "I
+ought to begin some sort of a career in earnest. I'm afraid," he
+continued, "that I have been rather unmindful, and that I might have
+been of some use to you as well as myself if I had stayed at home
+instead of spending the last two years in Europe."
+
+"I trust," said his father, "that they have not been entirely without
+profit."
+
+"No," said John, "perhaps not wholly, but their cash value would not be
+large, I'm afraid."
+
+"All value is not to be measured in dollars and cents," remarked Mr.
+Lenox. "If I could have acquired as much German and French as I presume
+you have, to say nothing of other things, I should look back upon the
+time as well spent at almost any cost. At your age a year or two more or
+less--you don't realize it now, but you will if you come to my
+age--doesn't count for so very much, and you are not too old," he
+smiled, "to begin at a beginning."
+
+"I want to begin," said John.
+
+"Yes," said his father, "I want to have you, and I have had the matter a
+good deal in my mind. Have you any idea as to what you wish to do?"
+
+"I thought," said John, "that the most obvious thing would be to go into
+your office." Mr. Lenox reached over for the cigar-lamp. His cigar had
+gone out, and his hand shook as he applied the flame to it. He did not
+reply for a moment.
+
+"I understand," he said at last. "It would seem the obvious thing to do,
+as you say, but," he clicked his teeth together doubtfully, "I don't see
+how it can be managed at present, and I don't think it is what I should
+desire for you in any case. The fact is," he went on, "my business has
+always been a sort of specialty, and, though it is still worth doing
+perhaps, it is not what it used to be. Conditions and methods have
+changed--and," he added, "I am too old to change with them."
+
+"I am not," said John.
+
+"In fact," resumed his father, ignoring John's assertion, "as things are
+going now, I couldn't make a place for you in my office unless I
+displaced Melig and made you my manager, and for many reasons I couldn't
+do that. I am too dependent on Melig. Of course, if you came with me it
+would be as a partner, but--"
+
+"No," said John, "I should be a poor substitute for old Melig for a good
+while, I fancy."
+
+"My idea would be," said Mr. Lenox, "that you should undertake a
+profession--say the law. It is a fact that the great majority of men
+fail in business, and then most of them, for lack of training or special
+aptitude, fall into the ranks of clerks and subordinates. On the other
+hand, a man who has a profession--law, medicine, what not--even if he
+does not attain high rank, has something on which he can generally get
+along, at least after a fashion, and he has the standing. That is my
+view of the matter, and though I confess I often wonder at it in
+individual cases, it is my advice to you."
+
+"It would take three or four years to put me where I could earn anything
+to speak of," said John, "even providing that I could get any business
+at the end of the time."
+
+"Yes," said his father, "but the time of itself isn't of so much
+consequence. You would be living at home, and would have your
+allowance--perhaps," he suggested, "somewhat diminished, seeing that you
+would be here--"
+
+"I can get on with half of it," said John confidently.
+
+"We will settle that matter afterward," said Mr. Lenox.
+
+They sat in silence for some minutes, John staring thoughtfully at the
+table, unconscious of the occasional scrutiny of his father's glance. At
+last he said, "Well, sir, I will do anything that you advise."
+
+"Have you anything to urge against it?" asked Mr. Lenox.
+
+"Not exactly on my own account," replied John, "though I admit that the
+three years or more seems a long time to me, but I have been drawing on
+you exclusively all my life, except for the little money I earned in
+Rush & Company's office, and--"
+
+"You have done so, my dear boy," said his father gently, "with my
+acquiescence. I may have been wrong, but that is a fact. If in my
+judgment the arrangement may be continued for a while longer, and in the
+mean time you are making progress toward a definite end, I think you
+need have no misgivings. It gratifies me to have you feel as you do,
+though it is no more than I should have expected of you, for you have
+never caused me any serious anxiety or disappointment, my son."
+
+Often in the after time did John thank God for that assurance.
+
+"Thank you, sir," he said, putting down his hand, palm upward, on the
+table, and his eyes filled as the elder man laid his hand in his, and
+they gave each other a lingering pressure.
+
+Mr. Lenox divided the last of the wine in the bottle between the two
+glasses, and they drank it in silence, as if in pledge.
+
+"I will go in to see Carey & Carey in the morning, and if they are
+agreeable you can see them afterward," said Mr. Lenox. "They are not one
+of the great firms, but they have a large and good practice, and they
+are friends of mine. Shall I do so?" he asked, looking at his son.
+
+"If you will be so kind," John replied, returning his look. And so the
+matter was concluded.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+This history will not concern itself to any extent with our friend's
+career as a law clerk, though, as he promised himself, he took it
+seriously and laboriously while it lasted, notwithstanding that after
+two years of being his own master, and the rather desultory and
+altogether congenial life he had led, he found it at first even more
+irksome than he had fancied. The novice penetrates but slowly the
+mysteries of the law, and, unless he be of unusual aptitude and
+imagination, the interesting and remunerative part seems for a long time
+very far off. But John stuck manfully to the reading, and was diligent
+in all that was put upon him to do; and after a while the days spent in
+the office and in the work appointed to him began to pass more quickly.
+
+He restrained his impulse to call at Sixty-ninth Street until what
+seemed to him a fitting interval had elapsed; one which was longer than
+it would otherwise have been, from an instinct of shyness not habitual
+to him, and a distrustful apprehension that perhaps his advent was not
+of so much moment to the people there as to him. But their greeting was
+so cordial on every hand that Mrs. Carling's remark that they had been
+almost afraid he had forgotten them embarrassed while it pleased him,
+and his explanations were somewhat lame. Miss Blake, as usual, came to
+the rescue, though John's disconcert was not lessened by the suspicion
+that she saw through his inventions. He had conceived a great opinion of
+that young person's penetration.
+
+His talk for a while was mostly with Mr. Carling, who was in a pleasant
+mood, being, like most nervous people, at his best in the evening. Mary
+made an occasional contributory remark, and Mrs. Carling, as was her
+wont, was silent except when appealed to. Finally, Mr. Carling rose and,
+putting out his hand, said: "I think I will excuse myself, if you will
+permit me. I have had to be down town to-day, and am rather tired." Mrs.
+Carling followed him, saying to John as she bade him good night: "Do
+come, Mr. Lenox, whenever you feel like it. We are very quiet people,
+and are almost always at home."
+
+"Thank you, Mrs. Carling," responded John, with much sincerity. "I shall
+be most glad to. I am so quiet myself as to be practically noiseless."
+
+The hall of the Carlings' house was their favorite sitting place in the
+evening. It ran nearly the whole depth of the house, and had a wide
+fireplace at the end. The further right hand portion was recessed by the
+stairway, which rose from about the middle of its length.
+
+Miss Blake sat in a low chair, and John took its fellow at the other
+angle of the fireplace, which contained the smoldering remnant of a wood
+fire. She had a bit of embroidery stretched over a circular frame like a
+drum-head. Needlework was not a passion with her, but it was understood
+in the Carling household that in course of time a set of table doilies
+of elaborate devices in colored silks would be forthcoming. It has been
+deplored by some philosopher that custom does not sanction such little
+occupations for masculine hands. It would be interesting to speculate
+how many embarrassing or disastrous consequences might have been averted
+if at a critical point in a negotiation or controversy a needle had had
+to be threaded or a dropped stitch taken up before a reply was made, to
+say nothing of an excuse for averting features at times without
+confession of confusion.
+
+The great and wise Charles Reade tells how his hero, who had an island,
+a treasure ship, and a few other trifles of the sort to dispose of,
+insisted upon Captain Fullalove's throwing away the stick he was
+whittling, as giving the captain an unfair advantage. The value of the
+embroidered doily as an article of table napery may be open to question,
+but its value, in an unfinished state, as an adjunct to discreet
+conversation, is beyond all dispute.
+
+"Ought I to say good night?" asked John with a smile, as he seated
+himself on the disappearance of Mr. and Mrs. Carling.
+
+"I don't see any reason," she replied. "It isn't late. Julius is in one
+of his periods of retiring early just now. By and by he will be sure to
+take up the idea again that his best sleep is after midnight. At present
+he is on the theory that it is before twelve o'clock."
+
+"How has he been since your return?" John asked.
+
+"Better in some ways, I think," she replied. "He seems to enjoy the home
+life in contrast with the traveling about and living in hotels; and
+then, in a moderate way, he is obliged to give some attention to
+business matters, and to come in contact with men and affairs
+generally."
+
+"And you?" said John. "You find it pleasant to be back?"
+
+"Yes," she said, "I do. As my sister said, we are quiet people. She goes
+out so little that it is almost not at all, and when I go it has nearly
+always to be with some one else. And then, you know that while Alice and
+I are originally New Yorkers, we have only been back here for two or
+three years. Most of the people, really, to whose houses we go are those
+who knew my father. But," she added, "it is a comfort not to be carrying
+about a traveling bag in one hand and a weight of responsibility in the
+other."
+
+"I should think," said John, laughing, "that your maid might have taken
+the bag, even if she couldn't carry your responsibilities."
+
+"No," she said, joining in his laugh, "that particular bag was too
+precious, and Eliza was one of my most serious responsibilities. She had
+to be looked after like the luggage, and I used to wish at times that
+she could be labeled and go in the van. How has it been with you since
+your return? and," as she separated a needleful of silk from what seemed
+an inextricable tangle, "if I may ask, what have you been doing? I was
+recalling," she added, putting the silk into the needle, "some things
+you said to me on the Altruria. Do you remember?"
+
+"Perfectly," said John. "I think I remember every word said on both
+sides, and I have thought very often of some things you said to me. In
+fact, they had more influence upon my mind than you imagined."
+
+She turned her work so that the light would fall a little more directly
+upon it.
+
+"Really?" she asked. "In what way?"
+
+"You put in a drop or two that crystallized the whole solution," he
+answered. She looked up at him inquiringly.
+
+"Yes," he said, "I always knew that I should have to stop drifting some
+time, but there never seemed to be any particular time. Some things you
+said to me set the time. I am under 'full steam a-head' at present.
+Behold in me," he exclaimed, touching his breast, "the future chief of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, of whom you shall say some time
+in the next brief interval of forty years or so, 'I knew him as a young
+man, and one for whom no one would have predicted such eminence!' and
+perhaps you will add, 'It was largely owing to me.'"
+
+She looked at him with an expression in which amusement and curiosity
+were blended.
+
+"I congratulate you," she said, laughing, "upon the career in which it
+appears I had the honor to start you. Am I being told that you have
+taken up the law?"
+
+"Not quite the whole of it as yet," he said; "but when I am not doing
+errands for the office I am to some extent taken up with it," and then
+he told her of his talk with his father and what had followed. She
+overcame a refractory kink in her silk before speaking.
+
+"It takes a long time, doesn't it, and do you like it?" she asked.
+
+"Well," said John, laughing a little, "a weaker word than 'fascinating'
+would describe the pursuit, but I hope with diligence to reach some of
+the interesting features in the course of ten or twelve years."
+
+"It is delightful," she remarked, scrutinizing the pattern of her work,
+"to encounter such enthusiasm."
+
+"Isn't it?" said John, not in the least wounded by her sarcasm.
+
+"Very much so," she replied, "but I have always understood that it is a
+mistake to be too sanguine."
+
+"Perhaps I'd better make it fifteen years, then," he said, laughing. "I
+should have a choice of professions by that time at any rate. You know
+the proverb that 'At forty every man is either a fool or a physician.'"
+She looked at him with a smile. "Yes," he said, "I realize the
+alternative." She laughed a little, but did not reply.
+
+"Seriously," he continued, "I know that in everything worth
+accomplishing there is a lot of drudgery to be gone through with at the
+first, and perhaps it seems the more irksome to me because I have been
+so long idly my own master. However," he added, "I shall get down to it,
+or up to it, after a while, I dare say. That is my intention, at any
+rate."
+
+"I don't think I have ever wished that I were a man," she said after a
+moment, "but I often find myself envying a man's opportunities."
+
+"Do not women have opportunities, too?" he said. "Certainly they have
+greatly to do with the determination of affairs."
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, "it is the usual answer that woman's part is to
+influence somebody. As for her own life, it is largely made for her.
+She has, for the most part, to take what comes to her by the will of
+others."
+
+"And yet," said John, "I fancy that there has seldom been a great career
+in which some woman's help or influence was not a factor."
+
+"Even granting that," she replied, "the career was the man's, after all,
+and the fame and visible reward. A man will sometimes say, 'I owe all my
+success to my wife, or my mother, or sister,' but he never really
+believes it, nor, in fact, does any one else. It is _his_ success, after
+all, and the influence of the woman is but a circumstance, real and
+powerful though it may be. I am not sure," she added, "that woman's
+influence, so called, isn't rather an overrated thing. Women like to
+feel that they have it, and men, in matters which they hold lightly,
+flatter them by yielding, but I am doubtful if a man ever arrives at or
+abandons a settled course or conviction through the influence of a
+woman, however exerted."
+
+"I think you are wrong," said John, "and I feel sure of so much as this:
+that a man might often be or do for a woman's sake that which he would
+not for its sake or his own."
+
+"That is quite another thing," she said. "There is in it no question of
+influence; it is one of impulse and motive."
+
+"I have told you to-night," said John, "that what you said to me had
+influenced me greatly."
+
+"Pardon me," she replied, "you employed a figure which exactly defined
+your condition. You said I supplied the drop which caused the solution
+to crystallize--that is, to elaborate your illustration, that it was
+already at the point of saturation with your own convictions and
+intentions."
+
+"I said also," he urged, "that you had set the time for me. Is the idea
+unpleasant to you?" he asked after a moment, while he watched her face.
+She did not at once reply, but presently she turned to him with slightly
+heightened color and said, ignoring his question:
+
+"Would you rather think that you had done what you thought right because
+you so thought, or because some one else wished to have you? Or, I
+should say, would you rather think that the right suggestion was
+another's than your own?"
+
+He laughed a little, and said evasively: "You ought to be a lawyer, Miss
+Blake. I should hate to have you cross-examine me unless I were very
+sure of my evidence."
+
+She gave a little shrug of her shoulders in reply as she turned and
+resumed her embroidery. They talked for a while longer, but of other
+things, the discussion of woman's influence having been dropped by
+mutual consent.
+
+After John's departure she suspended operations on the doily, and sat
+for a while gazing reflectively into the fire. She was a person as frank
+with herself as with others, and with as little vanity as was compatible
+with being human, which is to say that, though she was not without it,
+it was of the sort which could be gratified but not flattered--in fact,
+the sort which flattery wounds rather than pleases. But despite her
+apparent skepticism she had not been displeased by John's assertion that
+she had influenced him in his course. She had expressed herself truly,
+believing that he would have done as he had without her intervention;
+but she thought that he was sincere, and it was pleasant to her to have
+him think as he did.
+
+Considering the surroundings and conditions under which she had lived,
+she had had her share of the acquaintance and attentions of agreeable
+men, but none of them had ever got with her beyond the stage of mere
+friendliness. There had never been one whose coming she had particularly
+looked forward to, or whose going she had deplored. She had thought of
+marriage as something she might come to, but she had promised herself
+that it should be on such conditions as were, she was aware, quite
+improbable of ever being fulfilled. She would not care for a man because
+he was clever and distinguished, but she felt that he must be those
+things, and to have, besides, those qualities of character and person
+which should attract her. She had known a good many men who were clever
+and to some extent distinguished, but none who had attracted her
+personally. John Lenox did not strike her as being particularly clever,
+and he certainly was not distinguished, nor, she thought, ever very
+likely to be; but she had had a pleasure in being with him which she had
+never experienced in the society of any other man, and underneath some
+boyish ways she divined a strength and steadfastness which could be
+relied upon at need. And she admitted to herself that during the ten
+days since her return, though she had unsparingly snubbed her sister's
+wonderings why he did not call, she had speculated a good deal upon the
+subject herself, with a sort of resentful feeling against both herself
+and him that she should care--
+
+Her face flushed as she recalled the momentary pressure of his hand upon
+hers on that last night on deck. She rang for the servant, and went up
+to her room.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+It is not the purpose of this narrative to dwell minutely upon the
+events of the next few months. Truth to say, they were devoid of
+incidents of sufficient moment in themselves to warrant chronicle. What
+they led up to was memorable enough.
+
+As time went on John found himself on terms of growing intimacy with the
+Carling household, and eventually it came about that if there passed a
+day when their door did not open to him it was _dies non_.
+
+Mr. Carling was ostensibly more responsible than the ladies for the
+frequency of our friend's visits, and grew to look forward to them. In
+fact, he seemed to regard them as paid primarily to himself, and ignored
+an occasional suggestion on his wife's part that it might not be wholly
+the pleasure of a chat and a game at cards with him that brought the
+young man so often to the house. And when once she ventured to concern
+him with some stirrings of her mind on the subject, he rather testily
+(for him) pooh-poohed her misgivings, remarking that Mary was her own
+mistress, and, so far as he had ever seen, remarkably well qualified to
+regulate her own affairs. Had she ever seen anything to lead her to
+suppose that there was any particular sentiment existing between Lenox
+and her sister?
+
+"No," said Mrs. Carling, "perhaps not exactly, but you know how those
+things go, and he always stays after we come up when she is at home." To
+which her husband vouchsafed no reply, but began a protracted wavering
+as to the advisability of leaving the steam on or turning it off for the
+night, which was a cold one--a dilemma which, involving his personal
+welfare or comfort at the moment, permitted no consideration of other
+matters to share his mind.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mrs. Carling had not spoken to her sister upon the subject. She thought
+that that young woman, if she were not, as Mr. Carling said, "remarkably
+well qualified to regulate her own affairs," at least held the opinion
+that she was, very strongly.
+
+The two were devotedly fond of each other, but Mrs. Carling was the
+elder by twenty years, and in her love was an element of maternal
+solicitude to which her sister, while giving love for love in fullest
+measure, did not fully respond. The elder would have liked to share
+every thought, but she was neither so strong nor so clever as the girl
+to whom she had been almost as a mother, and who, though perfectly
+truthful and frank when she was minded to express herself, gave, as a
+rule, little satisfaction to attempts to explore her mind, and on some
+subjects was capable of meeting such attempts with impatience, not to
+say resentment--a fact of which her sister was quite aware. But as time
+went on, and the frequency of John's visits and attentions grew into a
+settled habit, Mrs. Carling's uneasiness, with which perhaps was mingled
+a bit of curiosity, got the better of her reserve, and she determined
+to get what satisfaction could be obtained for it.
+
+They were sitting in Mrs. Carling's room, which was over the
+drawing-room in the front of the house. A fire of cannel blazed in the
+grate.
+
+A furious storm was whirling outside. Mrs. Carling was occupied with
+some sort of needlework, and her sister, with a writing pad on her lap,
+was composing a letter to a friend with whom she carried on a desultory
+and rather one-sided correspondence. Presently she yawned slightly, and,
+putting down her pad, went over to the window and looked out.
+
+"What a day!" she exclaimed. "It seems to get worse and worse.
+Positively you can't see across the street. It's like a western
+blizzard."
+
+"It is, really," said Mrs. Carling; and then, moved by the current of
+thought which had been passing in her mind of late, "I fancy we shall
+spend the evening by ourselves to-night."
+
+"That would not be so unusual as to be extraordinary, would it?" said
+Mary.
+
+"Wouldn't it?" suggested Mrs. Carling in a tone that was meant to be
+slightly quizzical.
+
+"We are by ourselves most evenings, are we not?" responded her sister,
+without turning around. "Why do you particularize to-night?"
+
+"I was thinking," answered Mrs. Carling, bending a little closer over
+her work, "that even Mr. Lenox would hardly venture out in such a storm
+unless it were absolutely necessary."
+
+"Oh, yes, to be sure, Mr. Lenox; very likely not," was Miss Blake's
+comment, in a tone of indifferent recollection.
+
+"He comes here very often, almost every night, in fact," remarked Mrs.
+Carling, looking up sideways at her sister's back.
+
+"Now that you mention it," said Mary dryly, "I have noticed something of
+the sort myself."
+
+"Do you think he ought to?" asked her sister, after a moment of silence.
+
+"Why not?" said the girl, turning to her questioner for the first time.
+"And why should I think he should or should not? Doesn't he come to see
+Julius, and on Julius's invitation? I have never asked him--but once,"
+she said, flushing a little as she recalled the occasion and the wording
+of the invitation.
+
+"Do you think," returned Mrs. Carling, "that his visits are wholly on
+Julius's account, and that he would come so often if there were no other
+inducement? You know," she continued, pressing her point timidly but
+persistently, "he always stays after we go upstairs if you are at home,
+and I have noticed that when you are out he always goes before our time
+for retiring."
+
+"I should say," was the rejoinder, "that that was very much the proper
+thing. Whether or not he comes here too often is not for me to say--I
+have no opinion on the subject. But, to do him justice, he is about the
+last man to wait for a tacit dismissal, or to cause you and Julius to
+depart from what he knows to be your regular habit out of politeness to
+him. He is a person of too much delicacy and good breeding to stay
+when--if--that is to say--" She turned again to the window without
+completing her sentence, and, though Mrs. Carling thought she could
+complete it for her, she wisely forbore. After a moment of silence, Mary
+said in a voice devoid of any traces of confusion:
+
+"You asked me if I thought Mr. Lenox would come so often if there were
+no object in his coming except to see Julius. I can only say that if
+Julius were out of the question I think he would come here but seldom;
+but," she added, as she left the window and resumed her seat, "I do not
+quite see the object of this discussion, and, indeed, I am not quite
+sure of what we are discussing. Do you object," she asked, looking
+curiously at her sister and smiling slightly, "to Mr. Lenox's coming
+here as he does, and if so, why?" This was apparently more direct than
+Mrs. Carling was quite prepared for. "And if you do," Mary proceeded,
+"what is to be done about it? Am I to make him understand that it is not
+considered the proper thing? or will you? or shall we leave it to
+Julius?"
+
+Mrs. Carling looked up into her sister's face, in which was a smile of
+amused penetration, and looked down again in visible embarrassment.
+
+The young woman laughed as she shook her finger at her.
+
+"Oh, you transparent goose!" she cried. "What did he say?"
+
+"What did who say?" was the evasive response.
+
+"Julius," said Mary, putting her finger under her sister's chin and
+raising her face. "Tell me now. You've been talking with him, and I
+insist upon knowing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
+truth. So there!"
+
+"Well," she admitted hesitatingly, "I said to him something like what I
+have to you, that it seemed to me that Mr. Lenox came very often, and
+that I did not believe it was all on his account, and that he" (won't
+somebody please invent another pronoun?) "always stayed when you were
+at home--"
+
+"--and," broke in her sister, "that you were afraid my young affections
+were being engaged, and that, after all, we didn't know much if anything
+about the young man, or, perhaps, that he was forming a hopeless
+attachment, and so on."
+
+"No," said Mrs. Carling, "I didn't say that exactly. I--"
+
+"Didn't you, really?" said Mary teasingly. "One ought to be explicit in
+such cases, don't you think? Well, what did Julius say? Was he very much
+concerned?" Mrs. Carling's face colored faintly under her sister's
+raillery, and she gave a little embarrassed laugh.
+
+"Come, now," said the girl relentlessly, "what did he say?"
+
+"Well," answered Mrs. Carling, "I must admit that he said 'Pooh!' for
+one thing, and that you were your own mistress, and, so far as he had
+seen, you were very well qualified to manage your own affairs."
+
+Her sister clapped her hands. "Such discrimination have I not seen," she
+exclaimed, "no, not in Israel! What else did he say?" she demanded, with
+a dramatic gesture. "Let us know the worst."
+
+Mrs. Carling laughed a little. "I don't remember," she admitted, "that
+he said anything more on the subject. He got into some perplexity about
+whether the steam should be off or on, and after that question was
+settled we went to bed." Mary laughed outright.
+
+"So Julius doesn't think I need watching," she said.
+
+"Mary," protested her sister in a hurt tone, "you don't think I ever
+did or could watch you? I don't want to pry into your secrets, dear,"
+and she looked up with tears in her eyes. The girl dropped on her knees
+beside her sister and put her arms about her neck.
+
+"You precious old lamb!" she cried, "I know you don't. You couldn't pry
+into anybody's secrets if you tried. You couldn't even try. But I
+haven't any, dear, and I'll tell you every one of them, and, rather than
+see a tear in your dear eyes, I would tell John Lenox that I never
+wanted to see him again; and I don't know what you have been thinking,
+but I haven't thought so at all" (which last assertion made even Mrs.
+Carling laugh), "and I know that I have been teasing and horrid, and if
+you won't put me in the closet I will be good and answer every question
+like a nice little girl." Whereupon she gave her sister a kiss and
+resumed her seat with an air of abject penitence which lasted for a
+minute. Then she laughed again, though there was a watery gleam in her
+own eyes. Mrs. Carling gave her a look of great love and admiration.
+
+"I ought not to have brought up the subject," she said, "knowing as I do
+how you feel about such discussions, but I love you so much that
+sometimes I can't help--"
+
+"Alice," exclaimed the girl, "please have the kindness to call me a
+selfish P--I--G. It will relieve my feelings."
+
+"But I do not think you are," said Mrs. Carling literally.
+
+"But I am at times," declared Mary, "and you deserve not only to have,
+but to be shown, all the love and confidence that I can give you. It's
+only this, that sometimes your solicitude makes you imagine things that
+do not exist, and you think I am withholding my confidence; and then,
+again, I am enough like other people that I don't always know exactly
+what I do think. Now, about this matter--"
+
+"Don't say a word about it, dear," her sister interrupted, "unless you
+would rather than not."
+
+"I wish to," said Mary. "Of course I am not oblivious of the fact that
+Mr. Lenox comes here very often, nor that he seems to like to stay and
+talk with me, because, don't you know, if he didn't he could go when you
+do, and I don't mind admitting that, as a general thing, I like to have
+him stay; but, as I said to you, if it weren't for Julius he would not
+come here very often."
+
+"Don't you think," said Mrs. Carling, now on an assured footing, "that
+if it were not for you he would not come so often?"
+
+Perhaps Mary overestimated the attraction which her brother-in-law had
+for Mr. Lenox, and she smiled slightly as she thought that it was quite
+possible. "I suppose," she went on, with a little shrug of the
+shoulders, "that the proceeding is not strictly conventional, and that
+the absolutely correct thing would be for him to say good night when you
+and Julius do, and that there are those who would regard my permitting a
+young man in no way related to me to see me very often in the evening
+without the protection of a duenna as a very unbecoming thing."
+
+"I never have had such a thought about it," declared Mrs. Carling.
+
+"I never for a moment supposed you had, dear," said Mary, "nor have I.
+We are rather unconventional people, making very few claims upon
+society, and upon whom 'society' makes very few."
+
+"I am rather sorry for that on your account," said her sister.
+
+"You needn't be," was the rejoinder. "I have no yearnings in that
+direction which are not satisfied with what I have." She sat for a
+minute or two with her hands clasped upon her knee, gazing reflectively
+into the fire, which, in the growing darkness of the winter afternoon,
+afforded almost the only light in the room. Presently she became
+conscious that her sister was regarding her with an air of expectation,
+and resumed: "Leaving the question of the conventions out of the
+discussion as settled," she said, "there is nothing, Alice, that you
+need have any concern about, either on Mr. Lenox's account or mine."
+
+"You like him, don't you?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"Yes," said Mary frankly, "I like him very much. We have enough in
+common to be rather sympathetic, and we differ enough not to be dull,
+and so we get on very well. I never had a brother," she continued, after
+a momentary pause, "but I feel toward him as I fancy I should feel
+toward a brother of about my own age, though he is five or six years
+older than I am."
+
+"You don't think, then," said Mrs. Carling timidly, "that you are
+getting to care for him at all?"
+
+"In the sense that you use the word," was the reply, "not the least in
+the world. If there were to come a time when I really believed I should
+never see him again, I should be sorry; but if at any time it were a
+question of six months or a year, I do not think my equanimity would be
+particularly disturbed."
+
+"And how about him?" suggested Mrs. Carling. There was no reply.
+
+"Don't you think he may care for you, or be getting to?"
+
+Mary frowned slightly, half closing her eyes and stirring a little
+uneasily in her chair.
+
+"He hasn't said anything to me on the subject," she replied evasively.
+
+"Would that be necessary?" asked her sister.
+
+"Perhaps not," was the reply, "if the fact were very obvious."
+
+"Isn't it?" persisted Mrs. Carling, with unusual tenacity.
+
+"Well," said the girl, "to be quite frank with you, I have thought once
+or twice that he entertained some such idea--that is--no, I don't mean
+to put it just that way. I mean that once or twice something has
+occurred to give me that idea. That isn't very coherent, is it? But even
+if it be so," she went on after a moment, with a wave of her hands,
+"what of it? What does it signify? And if it does signify, what can I do
+about it?"
+
+"You have thought about it, then?" said her sister.
+
+"As much as I have told you," she answered. "I am not a very sentimental
+person, I think, and not very much on the lookout for such things, but I
+know there is such a thing as a man's taking a fancy to a young woman
+under circumstances which bring them often together, and I have been led
+to believe that it isn't necessarily fatal to the man even if nothing
+comes of it. But be that as it may," she said with a shrug of her
+shoulders, "what can I do about it? I can't say to Mr. Lenox, 'I think
+you ought not to come here so much,' unless I give a reason for it, and
+I think we have come to the conclusion that there is no reason except
+the danger--to put it in so many words--of his falling in love with me.
+I couldn't quite say that to him, could I?"
+
+"No, I suppose not," acquiesced Mrs. Carling faintly.
+
+"No, I should say not," remarked the girl. "If he were to say anything
+to me in the way of--declaration is the word, isn't it?--it would be
+another matter. But there is no danger of that."
+
+"Why not, if he is fond of you?" asked her sister.
+
+"Because," said Mary, with an emphatic nod, "I won't let him," which
+assertion was rather weakened by her adding, "and he wouldn't, if I
+would."
+
+"I don't understand," said her sister.
+
+"Well," said Mary, "I don't pretend to know all that goes on in his
+mind; but allowing, or rather conjecturing, that he does care for me in
+the way you mean, I haven't the least fear of his telling me so, and one
+of the reasons is this, that he is wholly dependent upon his father,
+with no other prospect for years to come."
+
+"I had the idea somehow," said Mrs. Carling, "that his father was very
+well-to-do. The young man gives one the impression of a person who has
+always had everything that he wanted."
+
+"I think that is so," said Mary, "but he told me one day, coming over on
+the steamer, that he knew nothing whatever of his own prospects or his
+father's affairs. I don't remember--at least, it doesn't matter--how he
+came to say as much, but he did, and afterward gave me a whimsical
+catalogue of his acquirements and accomplishments, remarking, I
+remember, that 'there was not a dollar in the whole list'; and lately,
+though you must not fancy that he discusses his own affairs with me, he
+has now and then said something to make me guess that he was somewhat
+troubled about them."
+
+"Is he doing anything?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"He told me the first evening he called here," said Mary, "that he was
+studying law, at his father's suggestion; but I don't remember the name
+of the firm in whose office he is."
+
+"Why doesn't he ask his father about his prospects?" said Mrs. Carling.
+
+Mary laughed. "You seem to be so much more interested in the matter than
+I am," she said, "why don't you ask him yourself?" To which
+unjustifiable rejoinder her sister made no reply.
+
+"I don't see why he shouldn't," she remarked.
+
+"I think I understand," said Mary. "I fancy from what he has told me
+that his father is a singularly reticent man, but one in whom his son
+has always had the most implicit confidence. I imagine, too, that until
+recently, at any rate, he has taken it for granted that his father was
+wealthy. He has not confided any misgivings to me, but if he has any he
+is just the sort of person not to ask, and certainly not to press a
+question with his father."
+
+"It would seem like carrying delicacy almost too far," remarked Mrs.
+Carling.
+
+"Perhaps it would," said her sister, "but I think I can understand and
+sympathize with it."
+
+Mrs. Carling broke the silence which followed for a moment or two as if
+she were thinking aloud. "You have plenty of money," she said, and
+colored at her inadvertence. Her sister looked at her for an instant
+with a humorous smile, and then, as she rose and touched the bell
+button, said, "That's another reason."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+I think it should hardly be imputed to John as a fault or a shortcoming
+that he did not for a long time realize his father's failing powers.
+True, as has been stated, he had noted some changes in appearance on his
+return, but they were not great enough to be startling, and, though he
+thought at times that his father's manner was more subdued than he had
+ever known it to be, nothing really occurred to arouse his suspicion or
+anxiety. After a few days the two men appeared to drop into their
+accustomed relation and routine, meeting in the morning and at dinner;
+but as John picked up the threads of his acquaintance he usually went
+out after dinner, and even when he did not his father went early to his
+own apartment.
+
+From John's childhood he had been much of the time away from home, and
+there had never, partly from that circumstance and partly from the older
+man's natural and habitual reserve, been very much intimacy between
+them. The father did not give his own confidence, and, while always kind
+and sympathetic when appealed to, did not ask his son's; and, loving his
+father well and loyally, and trusting him implicitly, it did not occur
+to John to feel that there was anything wanting in the relation. It was
+as it had always been. He was accustomed to accept what his father did
+or said without question, and, as is very often the case, had always
+regarded him as an old man. He had never felt that they could be in the
+same equation. In truth, save for their mutual affection, they had
+little in common; and if, as may have been the case, his father had any
+cravings for a closer and more intimate relation, he made no sign,
+acquiescing in his son's actions as the son did in his, without question
+or suggestion. They did not know each other, and such cases are not
+rare, more is the pity.
+
+But as time went on even John's unwatchful eye could not fail to notice
+that all was not well with his father. Haggard lines were multiplying in
+the quiet face, and the silence at the dinner table was often unbroken
+except by John's unfruitful efforts to keep some sort of a conversation
+in motion. More and more frequently it occurred that his father would
+retire to his own room immediately after dinner was over, and the food
+on his plate would be almost untouched, while he took more wine than had
+ever been his habit. John, retiring late, would often hear him stirring
+uneasily in his room, and it would be plain in the morning that he had
+spent a wakeful, if not a sleepless, night. Once or twice on such a
+morning John had suggested to his father that he should not go down to
+the office, and the suggestion had been met with so irritable a negative
+as to excite his wonder.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a day in the latter part of March. The winter had been unusually
+severe, and lingered into spring with a heart-sickening tenacity,
+occasional hints of clemency and promise being followed by recurrences
+which were as irritating as a personal affront.
+
+John had held to his work in the office, if not with positive
+enthusiasm, at least with industry, and thought that he had made some
+progress. On the day in question the managing clerk commented briefly
+but favorably on something of his which was satisfactory, and, such
+experiences being rare, he was conscious of a feeling of mild elation.
+He was also cherishing the anticipation of a call at Sixty-ninth Street,
+where, for reasons unnecessary to recount, he had not been for a week.
+At dinner that night his father seemed more inclined than for a long
+time to keep up a conversation which, though of no special import, was
+cheerful in comparison with the silence which had grown to be almost the
+rule, and the two men sat for a while over the coffee and cigars.
+Presently, however, the elder rose from the table, saying pleasantly, "I
+suppose you are going out to-night."
+
+"Not if you'd like me to stay in," was the reply. "I have no definite
+engagement."
+
+"Oh, no," said Mr. Lenox, "not at all, not at all," and as he passed his
+son on the way out of the room he put out his hand and taking John's,
+said, "Good night."
+
+As John stood for a moment rather taken aback, he heard his father mount
+the stairs to his room. He was puzzled by the unexpected and unusual
+occurrence, but finally concluded that his father, realizing how
+taciturn they had become of late, wished to resume their former status,
+and this view was confirmed to his mind by the fact that they had been
+more companionable than usual that evening, albeit that nothing of any
+special significance had been said.
+
+As has been stated, a longer interval than usual had elapsed since
+John's last visit to Sixty-ninth Street, a fact which had been commented
+on by Mr. Carling, but not mentioned between the ladies. When he found
+himself at that hospitable house on that evening, he was greeted by Miss
+Blake alone.
+
+"Julius did not come down to-night, and my sister is with him," she
+said, "so you will have to put up with my society--unless you'd like me
+to send up for Alice. Julius is strictly _en retraite_, I should say."
+
+"Don't disturb her, I beg," protested John, laughing, and wondering a
+bit at the touch of coquetry in her speech, something unprecedented in
+his experience of her, "if you are willing to put up with my society. I
+hope Mr. Carling is not ill?"
+
+They seated themselves as she replied: "No, nothing serious, I should
+say. A bit of a cold, I fancy; and for a fortnight he has been more
+nervous than usual. The changes in the weather have been so great and so
+abrupt that they have worn upon his nerves. He is getting very uneasy
+again. Now, after spending the winter, and when spring is almost at
+hand, I believe that if he could make up his mind where to go he would
+be for setting off to-morrow."
+
+"Really?" said John, in a tone of dismay.
+
+"Quite so," she replied with a nod.
+
+"But," he objected, "it seems too late or too early. Spring may drop in
+upon us any day. Isn't this something very recent?"
+
+"It has been developing for a week or ten days," she answered, "and
+symptoms have indicated a crisis for some time. In fact," she added,
+with a little vexed laugh, "we have talked of nothing for a week but the
+advantages and disadvantages of Florida, California, North Carolina,
+South Carolina, and Virginia at large; besides St. Augustine, Monterey,
+Santa Barbara, Aiken, Asheville, Hot Springs, Old Point Comfort,
+Bermuda, and I don't know how many other places, not forgetting Atlantic
+City and Lakewood, and only not Barbadoes and the Sandwich Islands
+because nobody happened to think of them. Julius," remarked Miss Blake,
+"would have given a forenoon to the discussion of the two latter places
+as readily as to any of the others."
+
+"Can't you talk him along into warm weather?" suggested John, with
+rather a mirthless laugh. "Don't you think that if the weather were to
+change for good, as it's likely to do almost any time now, he might put
+off going till the usual summer flitting?"
+
+"The change in his mind will have to come pretty soon if I am to retain
+my mental faculties," she declared. "He might possibly, but I am afraid
+not," she said, shaking her head. "He has the idea fixed in his mind,
+and considerations of the weather here, while they got him started, are
+not now so much the question. He has the moving fever, and I am afraid
+it will have to run its course. I think," she said, after a moment,
+"that if I were to formulate a special anathema, it would be, 'May
+traveling seize you!'"
+
+"Or restlessness," suggested John.
+
+"Yes," she said, "that's more accurate, perhaps, but it doesn't sound
+quite so smart. Julius is in that state of mind when the only place that
+seems desirable is somewhere else."
+
+"Of course you will have to go," said John mournfully.
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, with an air of compulsory resignation. "I shall
+not only have to go, of course, but I shall probably have to decide
+where in order to save my mind. But it will certainly be somewhere, so I
+might as well be packing my trunks."
+
+"And you will be away indefinitely, I suppose?"
+
+"Yes, I imagine so."
+
+"Dear me!" John ejaculated in a dismal tone.
+
+They were sitting as described on a former occasion, and the young woman
+was engaged upon the second (perhaps the third, or even the fourth) of
+the set of doilies to which she had committed herself. She took some
+stitches with a composed air, without responding to her companion's
+exclamation.
+
+"I'm awfully sorry," he said presently, leaning forward with his elbows
+on his knees, his hands hanging in an attitude of unmistakable
+dejection, and staring fixedly into the fire.
+
+"I am very sorry myself," she said, bending her head a little closer
+over her work. "I think I like being in New York in the spring better
+than at any other time; and I don't at all fancy the idea of living in
+my trunks again for an indefinite period."
+
+"I shall miss you horribly," he said, turning his face toward her.
+
+Her eyes opened with a lift of the brows, but whether the surprise so
+indicated was quite genuine is a matter for conjecture.
+
+"Yes," he declared desperately, "I shall, indeed."
+
+"I should fancy you must have plenty of other friends," she said,
+flushing a little, "and I have wondered sometimes whether Julius's
+demands upon you were not more confident than warrantable, and whether
+you wouldn't often rather have gone elsewhere than to come here to play
+cards with him." She actually said this as if she meant it.
+
+"Do you suppose--" he exclaimed, and checked himself. "No," he said, "I
+have come because--well, I've been only too glad to come, and--I suppose
+it has got to be a habit," he added, rather lamely. "You see, I've never
+known any people in the way I have known you. It has seemed to me more
+like home life than anything I've ever known. There has never been any
+one but my father and I, and you can have no idea what it has been to me
+to be allowed to come here as I have, and--oh, you must know--" He
+hesitated, and instantly she advanced her point.
+
+Her face was rather white, and the hand which lay upon the work in her
+lap trembled a little, while she clasped the arm of the chair with the
+other; but she broke in upon his hesitation with an even voice:
+
+"It has been very pleasant for us all, I'm sure," she said, "and,
+frankly, I'm sorry that it must be interrupted for a while, but that is
+about all there is of it, isn't it? We shall probably be back not later
+than October, I should say, and then you can renew your contests with
+Julius and your controversies with me."
+
+Her tone and what she said recalled to him their last night on board the
+ship, but there was no relenting on this occasion. He realized that for
+a moment he had been on the verge of telling the girl that he loved her,
+and he realized, too, that she had divined his impulse and prevented the
+disclosure; but he registered a vow that he would know before he saw her
+again whether he might consistently tell her his love, and win or lose
+upon the touch.
+
+Miss Blake made several inaccurate efforts to introduce her needle at
+the exact point desired, and when that endeavor was accomplished broke
+the silence by saying, "Speaking of 'October,' have you read the novel?
+I think it is charming."
+
+"Yes," said John, with his vow in his mind, but not sorry for the
+diversion, "and I enjoyed it very much. I thought it was immensely
+clever, but I confess that I didn't quite sympathize with the love
+affairs of a hero who was past forty, and I must also confess that I
+thought the girl was, well--to put it in plain English--a fool."
+
+Mary laughed, with a little quaver in her voice. "Do you know," she
+said, "that sometimes it seems to me that I am older than you are?"
+
+"I know you're awfully wise," said John with a laugh, and from that
+their talk drifted off into the safer channels of their usual
+intercourse until he rose to say good night.
+
+"Of course, we shall see you again before we go," she said as she gave
+him her hand.
+
+"Oh," he declared, "I intend regularly to haunt the place."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+
+When John came down the next morning his father, who was, as a rule, the
+most punctual of men, had not appeared. He opened the paper and sat down
+to wait. Ten minutes passed, fifteen, twenty. He rang the bell. "Have
+you heard my father this morning?" he said to Jeffrey, remembering for
+the first time that he himself had not.
+
+"No, sir," said the man. "He most generally coughs a little in the
+morning, but I don't think I heard him this morning, sir."
+
+"Go up and see why he doesn't come down," said John, and a moment later
+he followed the servant upstairs, to find him standing at the chamber
+door with a frightened face.
+
+"He must be very sound asleep, sir," said Jeffrey. "He hasn't answered
+to my knockin' or callin', sir." John tried the door. He found the chain
+bolt on, and it opened but a few inches. "Father!" he called, and then
+again, louder. He turned almost unconsciously to Jeffrey, and found his
+own apprehensions reflected in the man's face. "We must break in the
+door," he said. "Now, together!" and the bolt gave way.
+
+His father lay as if asleep. "Go for the doctor at once! Bring him back
+with you. Run!" he cried to the servant. Custom and instinct said,
+"Send for the doctor," but he knew in his heart that no ministrations
+would ever reach the still figure on the bed, upon which, for the
+moment, he could not look. It was but a few minutes (how long such
+minutes are!) before the doctor came--Doctor Willis, who had brought
+John into the world, and had been a lifelong friend of both father and
+son. He went swiftly to the bed without speaking, and made a brief
+examination, while John watched him with fascinated eyes; and as the
+doctor finished, the son dropped on his knees by the bed, and buried his
+face in it. The doctor crossed the room to Jeffrey, who was standing in
+the door with an awe-stricken face, and in a low voice gave him some
+directions. Then, as the man departed, he first glanced at the kneeling
+figure and then looked searchingly about the room. Presently he went
+over to the grate in which were the ashes of an extinct fire, and,
+taking the poker, pressed down among them and covered over a three or
+four ounce vial. He had found what he was looking for.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There is no need to speak of the happenings of the next few days, nor is
+it necessary to touch at any length upon the history of some of the
+weeks and months which ensued upon this crisis in John Lenox's life, a
+time when it seemed to him that everything he had ever cared for had
+been taken. And yet, with that unreason which may perhaps be more easily
+understood than accounted for, the one thing upon which his mind most
+often dwelt was that he had had no answer to his note to Mary Blake. We
+know what happened to her missive. It turned up long afterward in the
+pocket of Master Jacky Carling's overcoat; so long afterward that John,
+so far as Mary was concerned, had disappeared altogether. The discovery
+of Jacky's dereliction explained to her, in part at least, why she had
+never seen him or heard from him after that last evening at Sixty-ninth
+Street. The Carlings went away some ten days later, and she did, in
+fact, send another note to his house address, asking him to see them
+before their departure; but John had considered himself fortunate in
+getting the house off his hands to a tenant who would assume the lease
+if given possession at once, and had gone into the modest apartment
+which he occupied during the rest of his life in the city, and so the
+second communication failed to reach him. Perhaps it was as well. Some
+weeks later he walked up to the Carlings' house one Sunday afternoon,
+and saw that it was closed, as he had expected. By an impulse which was
+not part of his original intention--which was, indeed, pretty nearly
+aimless--he was moved to ring the doorbell; but the maid, a stranger to
+him, who opened the door could tell him nothing of the family's
+whereabouts, and Mr. Betts (the house man in charge) was "hout." So John
+retraced his steps with a feeling of disappointment wholly
+disproportionate to his hopes or expectations so far as he had defined
+them to himself, and never went back again.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He has never had much to say of the months that followed.
+
+It came to be the last of October. An errand from the office had sent
+him to General Wolsey, of the Mutual Trust Company, of whom mention has
+been made by David Harum. The general was an old friend of the elder
+Lenox, and knew John well and kindly. When the latter had discharged his
+errand and was about to go, the general said: "Wait a minute. Are you in
+a hurry? If not, I want to have a little talk with you."
+
+"Not specially," said John.
+
+"Sit down," said the general, pointing to a chair. "What are your plans?
+I see you are still in the Careys' office, but from what you told me
+last summer I conclude that you are there because you have not found
+anything more satisfactory."
+
+"That is the case, sir," John replied. "I can't be idle, but I don't see
+how I can keep on as I am going now, and I have been trying for months
+to find something by which I can earn a living. I am afraid," he added,
+"that it will be a longer time than I can afford to wait before I shall
+be able to do that out of the law."
+
+"If you don't mind my asking," said the general, "what are your
+resources? I don't think you told me more than to give me to understand
+that your father's affairs were at a pretty low ebb. Of course, I do not
+wish to pry into your affairs--"
+
+"Not at all," John interposed; "I am glad to tell you, and thank you for
+your interest. I have about two thousand dollars, and there is some
+silver and odds and ends of things stored. I don't know what their value
+might be--not very much, I fancy--and there were a lot of mining stocks
+and that sort of thing which have no value so far as I can find out--no
+available value, at any rate. There is also a tract of half-wild land
+somewhere in Pennsylvania. There is coal on it, I believe, and some
+timber; but Melig, my father's manager, told me that all the large
+timber had been cut. So far as available value is concerned, the
+property is about as much of an asset as the mining stock, with the
+disadvantage that I have to pay taxes on it."
+
+"H'm," said the general, tapping the desk with his eyeglasses.
+"H'm--well, I should think if you lived very economically you would have
+about enough to carry you through till you can be admitted, provided you
+feel that the law is your vocation," he added, looking up.
+
+"It was my father's idea," said John, "and if I were so situated that I
+could go on with it, I would. But I am so doubtful with regard to my
+aptitude that I don't feel as if I ought to use up what little capital I
+have, and some years of time, on a doubtful experiment, and so I have
+been looking for something else to do."
+
+"Well," said the general, "if you were very much interested--that is, if
+you were anxious to proceed with your studies--I should advise you to go
+on, and at a pinch I should be willing to help you out; but, feeling as
+you do, I hardly know what to advise. I was thinking of you," he went
+on, "before you came in, and was intending to send for you to come in to
+see me." He took a letter from his desk.
+
+"I got this yesterday," he said. "It is from an old acquaintance of mine
+by the name of Harum, who lives in Homeville, Freeland County. He is a
+sort of a banker there, and has written me to recommend some one to take
+the place of his manager or cashier whom he is sending away. It's rather
+a queer move, I think, but then," said the general with a smile, "Harum
+is a queer customer in some ways of his own. There is his letter. Read
+it for yourself."
+
+The letter stated that Mr. Harum had had some trouble with his cashier
+and wished to replace him, and that he would prefer some one from out of
+the village who wouldn't know every man, woman, and child in the whole
+region, and "blab everything right and left." "I should want," wrote Mr.
+Harum, "to have the young man know something about bookkeeping and so
+on, but I should not insist upon his having been through a trainer's
+hands. In fact, I would rather break him in myself, and if he's willing
+and sound and no vice, I can get him into shape. I will pay a thousand
+to start on, and if he draws and travels all right, may be better in the
+long run," etc. John handed back the letter with a slight smile, which
+was reflected in the face of the general. "What do you think of it?"
+asked the latter.
+
+"I should think it might be very characteristic," remarked John.
+
+"Yes," said the general, "it is, to an extent. You see he writes pretty
+fair English, and he can, on occasion, talk as he writes, but usually,
+either from habit or choice, he uses the most unmitigated dialect. But
+what I meant to ask you was, what do you think of the proposal?"
+
+"You mean as an opportunity for _me_?" asked John.
+
+"Yes," said General Wolsey, "I thought of you at once."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "What would be your idea?"
+
+"Well," was the reply, "I am inclined to think I should write to him if
+I were you, and I will write to him about you if you so decide. You have
+had some office experience, you told me--enough, I should say, for a
+foundation, and I don't believe that Harum's books and accounts are very
+complicated."
+
+John did not speak, and the general went on: "Of course, it will be a
+great change from almost everything you have been used to, and I dare
+say that you may find the life, at first at least, pretty dull and
+irksome. The stipend is not very large, but it is large for the country,
+where your expenses will be light. In fact, I'm rather surprised at his
+offering so much. At any rate, it is a living for the present, and may
+lead to something better. The place is a growing one, and, more than
+that, Harum is well off, and keeps more irons in the fire than one, and
+if you get on with him you may do well."
+
+"I don't think I should mind the change so much," said John, rather
+sadly. "My present life is so different in almost every way from what it
+used to be, and I think I feel it in New York more even than I might in
+a country village; but the venture seems a little like burning my
+bridges."
+
+"Well," replied the general, "if the experiment should turn out a
+failure for any reason, you won't be very much more at a loss than at
+present, it seems to me, and, of course, I will do anything I can should
+you wish me to be still on the lookout for you here."
+
+"You are exceedingly kind, sir," said John earnestly, and then was
+silent for a moment or two. "I will make the venture," he said at
+length, "and thank you very much."
+
+"You are under no special obligations to the Careys, are you?" asked the
+general.
+
+"No, I think not," said John with a laugh. "I fancy that their business
+will go on without me, after a fashion," and he took his leave.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+
+And so it came about that certain letters were written as mentioned in a
+previous chapter, and in the evening of a dripping day early in November
+John Lenox found himself, after a nine hours' journey, the only traveler
+who alighted upon the platform of the Homeville station, which was near
+the end of a small lake and about a mile from the village. As he stood
+with his bag and umbrella, at a loss what to do, he was accosted by a
+short and stubby individual with very black eyes and hair and a round
+face, which would have been smooth except that it had not been shaved
+for a day or two. "Goin' t' the village?" he said.
+
+"Yes," said John, "that is my intention, but I don't see any way of
+getting there."
+
+"Carry ye over fer ten cents," said the man. "Carryall's right back the
+deepo. Got 'ny baggidge?"
+
+"Two trunks," said John.
+
+"That'll make it thirty cents," said the native. "Where's your checks?
+All right; you c'n jest step 'round an' git in. Mine's the only rig that
+drew over to-night."
+
+It was a long clumsy affair, with windows at each end and a door in the
+rear, but open at the sides except for enamel cloth curtains, which
+were buttoned to the supports that carried a railed roof extending as
+far forward as the dashboard. The driver's seat was on a level with
+those inside. John took a seat by one of the front windows, which was
+open but protected by the roof.
+
+His luggage having been put on board, they began the journey at a walk,
+the first part of the road being rough and swampy in places, and
+undergoing at intervals the sort of repairs which often prevails in
+rural regions--namely, the deposit of a quantity of broken stone, which
+is left to be worn smooth by passing vehicles, and is for the most part
+carefully avoided by such whenever the roadway is broad enough to drive
+round the improvement. But the worst of the way having been
+accomplished, the driver took opportunity, speaking sideways over his
+shoulder, to allay the curiosity which burned within him, "Guess I never
+seen you before." John was tired and hungry, and generally low in his
+mind.
+
+"Very likely not," was his answer. Mr. Robinson instantly arrived at the
+determination that the stranger was "stuck up," but was in no degree
+cast down thereby.
+
+"I heard Chet Timson tellin' that the' was a feller comin' f'm N'York to
+work in Dave Harum's bank. Guess you're him, ain't ye?"
+
+No answer this time: theory confirmed.
+
+"My name's Robinson," imparted that individual. "I run the prince'ple
+liv'ry to Homeville."
+
+"Ah!" responded the passenger.
+
+"What d'you say your name was?" asked Mr. Robinson, after he had steered
+his team around one of the monuments to public spirit.
+
+"It's Lenox," said John, thinking he might concede something to such
+deserving perseverance, "but I don't remember mentioning it."
+
+"Now I think on't, I guess you didn't," admitted Mr. Robinson. "Don't
+think I ever knowed anybody of the name," he remarked. "Used to know
+some folks name o' Lynch, but they couldn't 'a' ben no relations o'
+your'n, I guess." This conjecture elicited no reply.
+
+"Git up, goll darn ye!" he exclaimed, as one of the horses stumbled, and
+he gave it a jerk and a cut of the whip. "Bought that hoss of Dave
+Harum," he confided to his passenger. "Fact, I bought both on 'em of
+him, an' dum well stuck I was, too," he added.
+
+"You know Mr. Harum, then," said John, with a glimmer of interest. "Does
+he deal in horses?"
+
+"Wa'al, I guess I make eout to know him," asserted the "prince'ple
+liv'ryman," "an' he'll git up 'n the middle o' the night any time to git
+the best of a hoss trade. Be you goin' to work fer him?" he asked,
+encouraged to press the question. "Goin' to take Timson's place?"
+
+"Really," said John, in a tone which advanced Mr. Robinson's opinion to
+a rooted conviction, "I have never heard of Mr. Timson."
+
+"He's the feller that Dave's lettin' go," explained Mr. Robinson. "He's
+ben in the bank a matter o' five or six year, but Dave got down on him
+fer some little thing or other, an' he's got his walkin' papers. He says
+to me, says he, 'If any feller thinks he c'n come up here f'm N'York or
+anywheres else, he says, 'an' do Dave Harum's work to suit him, he'll
+find he's bit off a dum sight more'n he c'n chaw. He'd better keep his
+gripsack packed the hull time,' Chet says."
+
+"I thought I'd sock it to the cuss a little," remarked Mr. Robinson in
+recounting the conversation subsequently; and, in truth, it was not
+elevating to the spirits of our friend, who found himself speculating
+whether or no Timson might not be right.
+
+"Where you goin' to put up?" asked Mr. Robinson after an interval,
+having failed to draw out any response to his last effort.
+
+"Is there more than one hotel?" inquired the passenger.
+
+"The's the Eagle, an' the Lake House, an' Smith's Hotel," replied Jehu.
+
+"Which would you recommend?" asked John.
+
+"Wa'al," said Robinson, "I don't gen'ally praise up one more'n another.
+You see, I have more or less dealin' with all on 'em."
+
+"That's very diplomatic of you, I'm sure," remarked John, not at all
+diplomatically. "I think I will try the Eagle."
+
+Mr. Robinson, in his account of the conversation, said in
+confidence--not wishing to be openly invidious--that "he was dum'd if he
+wa'n't almost sorry he hadn't recommended the Lake House."
+
+It may be inferred from the foregoing that the first impression which
+our friend made on his arrival was not wholly in his favor, and Mr.
+Robinson's conviction that he was "stuck up," and a person bound to get
+himself "gen'ally disliked," was elevated to an article of faith by his
+retiring to the rear of the vehicle, and quite out of ordinary range.
+But they were nearly at their journey's end, and presently the carryall
+drew up at the Eagle Hotel.
+
+It was a frame building of three stories, with a covered veranda running
+the length of the front, from which two doors gave entrance--one to the
+main hall, the other to the office and bar combined. This was rather a
+large room, and was also to be entered from the main hall.
+
+John's luggage was deposited, Mr. Robinson was settled with, and took
+his departure without the amenities which might have prevailed under
+different conditions, and the new arrival made his way into the office.
+
+Behind the bar counter, which faced the street, at one end of which was
+a small high desk and at the other a glazed case containing three or
+four partly full boxes of forlorn-looking cigars, but with most
+ambitious labels, stood the proprietor, manager, clerk, and what not of
+the hostelry, embodied in the single person of Mr. Amos Elright, who was
+leaning over the counter in conversation with three or four loungers who
+sat about the room with their chairs tipped back against the wall.
+
+A sketch of Mr. Elright would have depicted a dull "complected" person
+of a tousled baldness, whose dispirited expression of countenance was
+enhanced by a chin whisker. His shirt and collar gave unmistakable
+evidence that pajamas or other night-gear were regarded as
+superfluities, and his most conspicuous garment as he appeared behind
+the counter was a cardigan jacket of a frowsiness beyond compare. A
+greasy neck scarf was embellished with a gem whose truthfulness was
+without pretence. The atmosphere of the room was accounted for by a
+remark which was made by one of the loungers as John came in. "Say,
+Ame," the fellow drawled, "I guess the' was more skunk cabbidge 'n pie
+plant 'n usual 'n that last lot o' cigars o' your'n, wa'n't the'?" to
+which insinuation "Ame" was spared the necessity of a rejoinder by our
+friend's advent.
+
+"Wa'al, guess we c'n give ye a room. Oh, yes, you c'n register if you
+want to. Where is the dum thing? I seen it last week somewhere. Oh,
+yes," producing a thin book ruled for accounts from under the counter,
+"we don't alwus use it," he remarked--which was obvious, seeing that the
+last entry was a month old.
+
+John concluded that it was a useless formality. "I should like something
+to eat," he said, "and desire to go to my room while it is being
+prepared; and can you send my luggage up now?"
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, looking at the clock, which showed the hour
+of half-past nine, and rubbing his chin perplexedly, "supper's ben
+cleared off some time ago."
+
+"I don't want very much," said John; "just a bit of steak, and some
+stewed potatoes, and a couple of boiled eggs, and some coffee." He might
+have heard the sound of a slap in the direction of one of the sitters.
+
+"I'm 'fraid I can't 'commodate ye fur's the steak an' things goes,"
+confessed the landlord. "We don't do much cookin' after dinner, an' I
+reckon the fire's out anyway. P'r'aps," he added doubtfully, "I c'd hunt
+ye up a piece o' pie 'n some doughnuts, or somethin' like that."
+
+He took a key, to which was attached a huge brass tag with serrated
+edges, from a hook on a board behind the bar--on which were suspended a
+number of the like--lighted a small kerosene lamp, carrying a single
+wick, and, shuffling out from behind the counter, said, "Say, Bill,
+can't you an' Dick carry the gentleman's trunks up to 'thirteen?'" and,
+as they assented, he gave the lamp and key to one of them and left the
+room. The two men took a trunk at either end and mounted the stairs,
+John following, and when the second one came up he put his fingers into
+his waistcoat pocket suggestively.
+
+"No," said the one addressed as Dick, "that's all right. We done it to
+oblige Ame."
+
+"I'm very much obliged to you, though," said John.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," remarked Dick as they turned away.
+
+John surveyed the apartment. There were two small-paned windows
+overlooking the street, curtained with bright "Turkey-red" cotton; near
+to one of them a small wood stove and a wood box, containing some odds
+and ends of sticks and bits of bark; a small chest of drawers, serving
+as a washstand; a malicious little looking-glass; a basin and ewer,
+holding about two quarts; an earthenware mug and soap-dish, the latter
+containing a thin bit of red translucent soap scented with sassafras; an
+ordinary wooden chair and a rocking-chair with rockers of divergent
+aims; a yellow wooden bedstead furnished with a mattress of "excelsior"
+(calculated to induce early rising), a dingy white spread, a gray
+blanket of coarse wool, a pair of cotton sheets which had too obviously
+done duty since passing through the hands of the laundress, and a pair
+of flabby little pillows in the same state, in respect to their cases,
+as the sheets. On the floor was a much used and faded ingrain carpet, in
+one place worn through by the edge of a loose board. A narrow strip of
+unpainted pine nailed to the wall carried six or seven wooden pegs to
+serve as wardrobe. Two diminutive towels with red borders hung on the
+rail of the washstand, and a battered tin slop jar, minus a cover,
+completed the inventory.
+
+"Heavens, what a hole!" exclaimed John, and as he performed his
+ablutions (not with the sassafras soap) he promised himself a speedy
+flitting. There came a knock at the door, and his host appeared to
+announce that his "tea" was ready, and to conduct him to the
+dining-room--a good-sized apartment, but narrow, with a long table
+running near the center lengthwise, covered with a cloth which bore the
+marks of many a fray. Another table of like dimensions, but bare, was
+shoved up against the wall. Mr. Elright's ravagement of the larder had
+resulted in a triangle of cadaverous apple pie, three doughnuts, some
+chunks of soft white cheese, and a plate of what are known as oyster
+crackers.
+
+"I couldn't git ye no tea," he said. "The hired girls both gone out, an'
+my wife's gone to bed, an' the' wa'n't no fire anyway."
+
+"I suppose I could have some beer," suggested John, looking dubiously at
+the banquet.
+
+"We don't keep no ale," said the proprietor of the Eagle, "an' I guess
+we're out o' lawger. I ben intendin' to git some more," he added.
+
+"A glass of milk?" proposed the guest, but without confidence.
+
+"Milkman didn't come to-night," said Mr. Elright, shuffling off in his
+carpet slippers, worn out in spirit with the importunities of the
+stranger. There was water on the table, for it had been left there from
+supper time. John managed to consume a doughnut and some crackers and
+cheese, and then went to his room, carrying the water pitcher with him,
+and, after a cigarette or two and a small potation from his flask, to
+bed. Before retiring, however, he stripped the bed with the intention of
+turning the sheets, but upon inspection thought better of it, and
+concluded to leave them as they were. So passed his first night in
+Homeville, and, as he fondly promised himself, his last at the Eagle
+Hotel.
+
+When Bill and Dick returned to the office after "obligin' Ame," they
+stepped with one accord to the counter and looked at the register. "Why,
+darn it," exclaimed Bill, "he didn't sign his name, after all."
+
+"No," said Dick, "but I c'n give a putty near guess who he is, all the
+same."
+
+"Some drummer?" suggested Bill.
+
+"Naw," said Richard scornfully. "What 'd a drummer be doin' here this
+time o' year? That's the feller that's ousted Chet Timson, an' I'll bet
+ye the drinks on't. Name's Linx or Lenx, or somethin' like that. Dave
+told me."
+
+"So that's the feller, is it?" said Bill. "I guess he won't stay 'round
+here long. I guess you'll find he's a little too toney fer these parts,
+an' in pertic'ler fer Dave Harum. Dave'll make him feel 'bout as
+comf'table as a rooster in a pond. Lord," he exclaimed, slapping his leg
+with a guffaw, "'d you notice Ame's face when he said he didn't want
+much fer supper, only beefsteak, an' eggs, an' tea, an' coffee, an' a
+few little things like that? I thought I'd split."
+
+"Yes," said Dick, laughing, "I guess the' ain't nothin' the matter with
+Ame's heart, or he'd 'a' fell down dead.--Hullo, Ame!" he said when the
+gentleman in question came back after ministering to his guest, "got the
+Prince o' Wales fixed up all right? Did ye cut that pickled el'phant
+that come last week?"
+
+"Huh!" grunted Amos, whose sensibilities had been wounded by the events
+of the evening, "I didn't cut no el'phant ner no cow, ner rob no hen
+roost neither, but I guess he won't starve 'fore mornin'," and with that
+he proceeded to fill up the stove and shut the dampers.
+
+"That means 'git,' I reckon," remarked Bill as he watched the operation.
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, "if you fellers think you've spent enough
+time droolin' 'round here swapping lies, I think _I'll_ go to bed,"
+which inhospitable and injurious remark was by no means taken in bad
+part, for Dick said, with a laugh:
+
+"Well, Ame, if you'll let me run my face for 'em, Bill 'n I'll take a
+little somethin' for the good o' the house before we shed the partin'
+tear." This proposition was not declined by Mr. Elright, but he felt
+bound on business principles not to yield with too great a show of
+readiness.
+
+"Wa'al, I don't mind for this once," he said, going behind the bar and
+setting out a bottle and glasses, "but I've gen'ally noticed that it's a
+damn sight easier to git somethin' _into_ you fellers 'n 't is to git
+anythin' _out_ of ye."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+
+The next morning at nine o'clock John presented himself at Mr. Harum's
+banking office, which occupied the first floor of a brick building some
+twenty or twenty-five feet in width. Besides the entrance to the bank,
+there was a door at the south corner opening upon a stairway leading to
+a suite of two rooms on the second floor.
+
+The banking office consisted of two rooms--one in front, containing the
+desks and counters, and what may be designated as the "parlor" (as used
+to be the case in the provincial towns) in the rear, in which were Mr.
+Harum's private desk, a safe of medium size, the necessary assortment of
+chairs, and a lounge. There was also a large Franklin stove.
+
+The parlor was separated from the front room by a partition, in which
+were two doors, one leading into the inclosed space behind the desks and
+counters, and the other into the passageway formed by the north wall and
+a length of high desk, topped by a railing. The teller's or cashier's
+counter faced the street opposite the entrance door. At the left of this
+counter (viewed from the front) was a high-standing desk, with a rail.
+At the right was a glass-inclosed space of counter of the same height as
+that portion which was open, across which latter the business of paying
+and receiving was conducted.
+
+As John entered he saw standing behind this open counter, framed, as it
+were, between the desk on the one hand, and the glass inclosure on the
+other, a person whom he conjectured to be the "Chet" (short for Chester)
+Timson of whom he had heard. This person nodded in response to our
+friend's "Good morning," and anticipated his inquiry by saying:
+
+"You lookin' for Dave?"
+
+"I am looking for Mr. Harum," said John. "Is he in the office?"
+
+"He hain't come in yet," was the reply. "Up to the barn, I reckon, but
+he's liable to come in any minute, an' you c'n step into the back room
+an' wait fer him," indicating the direction with a wave of his hand.
+
+Business had not begun to be engrossing, though the bank was open, and
+John had hardly seated himself when Timson came into the back room and,
+taking a chair where he could see the counter in the front office,
+proceeded to investigate the stranger, of whose identity he had not the
+smallest doubt. But it was not Mr. Timson's way to take things for
+granted in silence, and it must be admitted that his curiosity in this
+particular case was not without warrant. After a scrutiny of John's face
+and person, which was not brief enough to be unnoticeable, he said, with
+a directness which left nothing in that line to be desired, "I reckon
+you're the new man Dave's ben gettin' up from the city."
+
+"I came up yesterday," admitted John.
+
+"My name's Timson," said Chet.
+
+"Happy to meet you," said John, rising and putting out his hand. "My
+name is Lenox," and they shook hands--that is, John grasped the ends of
+four limp fingers. After they had subsided into their seats, Chet's
+opaquely bluish eyes made another tour of inspection, in curiosity and
+wonder.
+
+"You alwus lived in the city?" he said at last.
+
+"It has always been my home," was the reply.
+
+"What put it in your head to come up here?" with another stare.
+
+"It was at Mr. Harum's suggestion," replied John, not with perfect
+candor; but he was not minded to be drawn out too far.
+
+"D'ye know Dave?"
+
+"I have never met him." Mr. Timson looked more puzzled than ever.
+
+"Ever ben in the bankin' bus'nis?"
+
+"I have had some experience of such accounts in a general way."
+
+"Ever keep books?"
+
+"Only as I have told you," said John, smiling at the little man.
+
+"Got any idee what you'll have to do up here?" asked Chet.
+
+"Only in a general way."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Timson, "I c'n tell ye; an', what's _more_, I c'n tell
+ye, young man, 't you hain't no idee of what you're undertakin', an' ef
+you don't wish you was back in New York 'fore you git through I ain't no
+guesser."
+
+"That is possible," said John readily, recalling his night and his
+breakfast that morning.
+
+"Yes, sir," said the other. "Yes, _sir_; if you do what I've had to do,
+you'll do the hull darned thing, an' nobody to help you but Pele
+Hopkins, who don't count fer a row o' crooked pins. As fer's Dave's
+concerned," asserted the speaker with a wave of his hands, "he don't
+know no more about bankin' 'n a cat. He couldn't count a thousan'
+dollars in an hour, an', as for addin' up a row o' figures, he couldn't
+git it twice alike, I don't believe, if he was to be hung for't."
+
+"He must understand the meaning of his own books and accounts, I should
+think," remarked John.
+
+"Oh," said Chet scornfully, "anybody c'd do that. That's easy 'nough;
+but as fur 's the real bus'nis is concerned, he don't have nothin' to do
+with it. It's all ben left to me: chargin' an' creditin', postin',
+individule ledger, gen'ral ledger, bill-book, discount register,
+tickler, for'n register, checkin' off the N'York accounts, drawin' off
+statemunts f'm the ledgers an' bill-book, writin' letters--why, the'
+ain't an hour 'n the day in bus'nis hours some days that the's an hour
+'t I ain't busy 'bout somethin'. No, sir," continued Chet, "Dave don't
+give himself no trouble about the bus'nis. All he does is to look after
+lendin' the money, an' seein' that it gits paid when the time comes, an'
+keep track of how much money the' is here an' in N'York, an' what notes
+is comin' due--an' a few things like that, that don't put pen to paper,
+ner take an hour of his time. Why, a man'll come in an' want to git a
+note done, an' it'll be 'All right,' or, 'Can't spare the money to-day,'
+all in a minute. He don't give it no thought at all, an' he ain't 'round
+here half the time. Now," said Chet, "when I work fer a man I like to
+have him 'round so 't I c'n say to him: 'Shall I do it so? or shall I do
+it _so_? shall I? or sha'n't I?' an' then when I make a mistake--'s
+anybody's liable to--he's as much to blame 's I be."
+
+"I suppose, then," said John, "that you must have to keep Mr. Harum's
+private accounts also, seeing that he knows so little of details. I have
+been told that he is interested in a good many matters besides this
+business."
+
+"Wa'al," replied Timson, somewhat disconcerted, "I suppose he must keep
+'em himself in _some_ kind of a fashion, an' I don't know a thing about
+any outside matters of his'n, though I suspicion he has got quite a few.
+He's got some books in that safe" (pointing with his finger) "an' he's
+got a safe in the vault, but if you'll believe _me_"--and the speaker
+looked as if he hardly expected it--"I hain't never so much as seen the
+inside of either one on 'em. No, sir," he declared, "I hain't no more
+idee of what's in them safes 'n you have. He's close, Dave Harum is,"
+said Chet with a convincing motion of the head; "on the hull, the
+clostest man I ever see. I believe," he averred, "that if he was to lay
+out to keep it shut that lightnin' might strike him square in the mouth
+an' it wouldn't go in an eighth of an inch. An' yet," he added, "he c'n
+talk by the rod when he takes a notion."
+
+"Must be a difficult person to get on with," commented John dryly.
+
+"I couldn't stan' it no longer," declared Mr. Timson with the air of one
+who had endured to the end of virtue, "an' I says to him the other day,
+'Wa'al,' I says, 'if I can't suit ye, mebbe you'd better suit
+yourself.'"
+
+"Ah!" said John politely, seeing that some response was expected of him;
+"and what did he say to that?"
+
+"He ast me," replied Chet, "if I meant by that to throw up the
+situation. 'Wa'al,' I says 'I'm sick enough to throw up most anythin','
+I says, 'along with bein' found fault with fer nothin'.'"
+
+"And then?" queried John, who had received the impression that the
+motion to adjourn had come from the other side of the house.
+
+"Wa'al," replied Chet, not quite so confidently, "he said somethin'
+about my requirin' a larger spear of action, an' that he thought I'd do
+better on a mile track--some o' his hoss talk. That's another thing,"
+said Timson, changing the subject. "He's all fer hosses. He'd sooner
+make a ten-dollar note on a hoss trade than a hunderd right here 'n this
+office. Many's the time right in bus'nis hours, when I've wanted to ask
+him how he wanted somethin' done, he'd be busy talkin' hoss, an'
+wouldn't pay no attention to me more'n 's if I wa'n't there."
+
+"I am glad to feel," said John, "that you can not possibly have any
+unpleasant feeling toward me, seeing that you resigned as you did."
+
+"Cert'nly not, cert'nly not," declared Timson, a little uneasily. "If it
+hadn't 'a' ben you, it would 'a' had to ben somebody else, an' now I
+seen you an' had a talk with you--Wa'al, I guess I better git back into
+the other room. Dave's liable to come in any minute. But," he said in
+parting, "I will give ye piece of advice: You keep enough laid by to pay
+your gettin' back to N'York. You may want it in a hurry," and with this
+parting shot the rejected one took his leave.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The bank parlor was lighted by a window and a glazed door in the rear
+wall, and another window on the south side. Mr. Harum's desk was by the
+rear, or west, window, which gave view of his house, standing some
+hundred feet back from the street. The south, or side, window afforded a
+view of his front yard and that of an adjoining dwelling, beyond which
+rose the wall of a mercantile block. Business was encroaching upon
+David's domain. Our friend stood looking out of the south window. To the
+left a bit of Main Street was visible, and the naked branches of the
+elms and maples with which it was bordered were waving defiantly at
+their rivals over the way, incited thereto by a northwest wind.
+
+We invariably form a mental picture of every unknown person of whom we
+think at all. It may be so faint that we are unconscious of it at the
+time, or so vivid that it is always recalled until dissipated by seeing
+the person himself, or his likeness. But that we do so make a picture is
+proved by the fact that upon being confronted by the real features of
+the person in question we always experience a certain amount of
+surprise, even when we have not been conscious of a different conception
+of him.
+
+Be that as it may, however, there was no question in John Lenox's mind
+as to the identity of the person who at last came briskly into the back
+office and interrupted his meditations. Rather under the middle height,
+he was broad-shouldered and deep-chested, with a clean-shaven, red face,
+with--not a mole--but a slight protuberance the size of half a large pea
+on the line from the nostril to the corner of the mouth; bald over the
+crown and to a line a couple of inches above the ear, below that thick
+and somewhat bushy hair of yellowish red, showing a mingling of gray;
+small but very blue eyes; a thick nose, of no classifiable shape, and a
+large mouth with the lips so pressed together as to produce a slightly
+downward and yet rather humorous curve at the corners. He was dressed in
+a sack coat of dark "pepper-and-salt," with waistcoat and trousers to
+match. A somewhat old-fashioned standing collar, flaring away from the
+throat, was encircled by a red cravat, tied in a bow under his chin. A
+diamond stud of perhaps two carats showed in the triangle of spotless
+shirt front, and on his head was a cloth cap with ear lappets. He
+accosted our friend with, "I reckon you must be Mr. Lenox. How are you?
+I'm glad to see you," tugging off a thick buckskin glove, and putting
+out a plump but muscular hand.
+
+John thanked him as they shook hands, and "hoped he was well."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I'm improvin' slowly. I've got so 'st I c'n
+set up long enough to have my bed made. Come last night, I s'pose?
+Anybody to the deepo to bring ye over? This time o' year once 'n a while
+the' don't nobody go over for passengers."
+
+John said that he had had no trouble. A man by the name of Robinson had
+brought him and his luggage.
+
+"E-up!" said David with a nod, backing up to the fire which was burning
+in the grate of the Franklin stove, "'Dug' Robinson. 'D he do the p'lite
+thing in the matter of questions an' gen'ral conversation?" he asked
+with a grin. John laughed in reply to this question.
+
+"Where'd you put up?" asked David, John said that he passed the night
+at the Eagle Hotel. Mr. Harum had seen Dick Larrabee that morning and
+heard what he had to say of our friend's reception, but he liked to get
+his information from original sources.
+
+"Make ye putty comf'table?" he asked, turning to eject a mouthful into
+the fire.
+
+"I got along pretty well under the circumstances," said John.
+
+Mr. Harum did not press the inquiry. "How'd you leave the gen'ral?" he
+inquired.
+
+"He seemed to be well," replied John, "and he wished to be kindly
+remembered to you."
+
+"Fine man, the gen'ral," declared David, well pleased. "Fine man all
+'round. Word's as good as his bond. Yes, sir, when the gen'ral gives his
+warrant, I don't care whether I see the critter or not. Know him much?"
+
+"He and my father were old friends, and I have known him a good many
+years," replied John, adding, "he has been very kind and friendly to
+me."
+
+"Set down, set down," said Mr. Harum, pointing to a chair. Seating
+himself, he took off his cap and dropped it with his gloves on the
+floor. "How long you ben here in the office?" he asked.
+
+"Perhaps half an hour," was the reply.
+
+"I meant to have ben here when you come," said the banker, "but I got
+hendered about a matter of a hoss I'm looking at. I guess I'll shut that
+door," making a move toward the one into the front office.
+
+"Allow me," said John, getting up and closing it.
+
+"May's well shut the other one while you're about it. Thank you," as
+John resumed his seat. "I hain't got nothin' very private, but I'm
+'fraid of distractin' Timson's mind. Did he int'duce himself?"
+
+"Yes," said John, "we introduced ourselves and had a few minutes
+conversation."
+
+"Gin ye his hull hist'ry an' a few relations throwed in?"
+
+"There was hardly time for that," said John, smiling.
+
+"Rubbed a little furn'ture polish into my char'cter an' repitation?"
+insinuated Mr. Harum.
+
+"Most of our talk was on the subject of his duties and
+responsibilities," was John's reply. ("Don't cal'late to let on any
+more'n he cal'lates to," thought David to himself.)
+
+"Allowed he run the hull shebang, didn't he?"
+
+"He seemed to have a pretty large idea of what was required of one in
+his place," admitted the witness.
+
+"Kind o' friendly, was he?" asked David.
+
+"Well," said John, "after we had talked for a while I said to him that I
+was glad to think that he could have no unpleasant feeling toward me,
+seeing that he had given up the place of his own preference, and he
+assured me that he had none."
+
+David turned and looked at John for an instant, with a twinkle in his
+eye. The younger man returned the look and smiled slightly. David
+laughed outright.
+
+"I guess you've seen folks before," he remarked.
+
+"I have never met any one exactly like Mr. Timson, I think," said our
+friend with a slight laugh.
+
+"Fortunitly them kind is rare," observed Mr. Harum dryly, rising and
+going to his desk, from a drawer of which he produced a couple of
+cigars, one of which he proffered to John, who, for the first time in
+his life, during the next half hour regretted that he was a smoker.
+David sat for two or three minutes puffing diligently, and then took the
+weed out of his mouth and looked contemplatively at it.
+
+"How do you like that cigar?" he inquired.
+
+"It burns very nicely," said the victim. Mr. Harum emitted a cough which
+was like a chuckle, or a chuckle which was like a cough, and relapsed
+into silence again. Presently he turned his head, looked curiously at
+the young man for a moment, and then turned his glance again to the
+fire.
+
+"I've ben wonderin' some," he said, "pertic'lerly since I see you, how
+'t was 't you wanted to come up here to Homeville. Gen'l Wolsey gin his
+warrant, an' so I reckon you hadn't ben gettin' into no scrape nor
+nothin'," and again he looked sharply at the young man at his side.
+
+"Did the general say nothing of my affairs?" the latter asked.
+
+"No," replied David, "all 't he said was in a gen'ral way that he'd
+knowed you an' your folks a good while, an' he thought you'd be jest the
+feller I was lookin' fer. Mebbe he reckoned that if you wanted your
+story told, you'd ruther tell it yourself."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+
+Whatever might have been John's repugnance to making a confidant of the
+man whom he had known but for half an hour, he acknowledged to himself
+that the other's curiosity was not only natural but proper. He could not
+but know that in appearance and manner he was in marked contrast with
+those whom the man had so far seen. He divined the fact that his coming
+from a great city to settle down in a village town would furnish matter
+for surprise and conjecture, and felt that it would be to his advantage
+with the man who was to be his employer that he should be perfectly and
+obviously frank upon all matters of his own which might be properly
+mentioned. He had an instinctive feeling that Harum combined acuteness
+and suspiciousness to a very large degree, and he had also a feeling
+that the old man's confidence, once gained, would not be easily shaken.
+So he told his hearer so much of his history as he thought pertinent,
+and David listened without interruption or comment, save an occasional
+"E-um'm."
+
+"And here I am," John remarked in conclusion.
+
+"Here you _be_, fer a fact," said David. "Wa'al, the's worse places 'n
+Homeville--after you git used to it," he added in qualification. "I ben
+back here a matter o' thirteen or fourteen year now, an' am gettin' to
+feel my way 'round putty well; but not havin' ben in these parts fer
+putty nigh thirty year, I found it ruther lonesome to start with, an' I
+guess if it hadn't 'a' ben fer Polly I wouldn't 'a' stood it. But up to
+the time I come back she hadn't never ben ten mile away f'm here in her
+hull life, an' I couldn't budge her. But then," he remarked, "while
+Homeville aint a metrop'lis, it's some a diff'rent place f'm what it
+used to be--in some _ways_. Polly's my sister," he added by way of
+explanation.
+
+"Well," said John, with rather a rueful laugh, "if it has taken you all
+that time to get used to it the outlook for me is not very encouraging,
+I'm afraid."
+
+"Wa'al," remarked Mr. Harum, "I'm apt to speak in par'bles sometimes. I
+guess you'll git along after a spell, though it mayn't set fust rate on
+your stomech till you git used to the diet. Say," he said after a
+moment, "if you'd had a couple o' thousan' more, do you think you'd 'a'
+stuck to the law bus'nis?"
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," replied John, "but I am inclined to think not.
+General Wolsey told me that if I were very anxious to go on with it he
+would help me, but after what I told him he advised me to write to you."
+
+"He did, did he?"
+
+"Yes," said John, "and after what I had gone through I was not
+altogether sorry to come away."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum thoughtfully, "if I was to lose what little I've
+got, an' had to give up livin' in the way I was used to, an' couldn't
+even keep a hoss, I c'n allow 't I might be willin' fer a change of
+scene to make a fresh start in. Yes, sir, I guess I would. Wa'al,"
+looking at his watch, "I've got to go now, an' I'll see ye later, mebbe.
+You feel like takin' holt to-day?"
+
+"Oh, yes," said John with alacrity.
+
+"All right," said Mr. Harum. "You tell Timson what you want, an' make
+him show you everythin'. He understands, an' I've paid him for't. He's
+agreed to stay any time in reason 't you want him, but I guess," he
+added with a laugh, "'t you c'n pump him dry 'n a day or two. It haint
+rained wisdom an' knowlidge in his part o' the country fer a consid'able
+spell."
+
+David stood for a moment drawing on his gloves, and then, looking at
+John with his characteristic chuckle, continued:
+
+"Allowed he'd ben drawin' the hull load, did he? Wa'al, sir, the truth
+on't is 't he never come to a hill yet, 'f 't wa'n't more 'n a foot
+high, but what I had to git out an' push; nor never struck a turn in the
+road but what I had to take him by the head an' lead him into it." With
+which Mr. Harum put on his overcoat and cap and departed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Timson was leaning over the counter in animated controversy with a
+man on the outside who had evidently asserted or quoted (the quotation
+is the usual weapon: it has a double barb and can be wielded with
+comparative safety) something of a wounding effect.
+
+"No, sir," exclaimed Chet, with a sounding slap on the counter, "no,
+sir! The' ain't one word o' truth in't. I said myself, 'I won't stan'
+it,' I says, 'not f'm you ner nobody else,' I says, 'an' what's more,'
+says I--" The expression in the face of Mr. Timson's tormentor caused
+that gentleman to break off and look around. The man on the outside
+grinned, stared at John a moment, and went out, and Timson turned and
+said, as John came forward, "Hello! The old man picked ye to pieces all
+he wanted to?"
+
+"We are through for the day, I fancy," said our friend, smiling, "and if
+you are ready to begin my lessons I am ready to take them. Mr. Harum
+told me that you would be good enough to show me what was necessary."
+
+"All right," said Mr. Timson readily enough, and so John began his first
+day's work in David's office. He was surprised and encouraged to find
+how much his experience in Rush & Company's office stood him in hand,
+and managed to acquire in a comparatively short time a pretty fair
+comprehension of the system which prevailed in "Harum's bank,"
+notwithstanding the incessant divagations of his instructor.
+
+It was decided between Timson and our friend that on the following day
+the latter should undertake the office work under supervision, and the
+next morning John was engaged upon the preliminaries of the day's
+business when his employer came in and seated himself at his desk in the
+back room. After a few minutes, in which he was busy with his letters,
+he appeared in the doorway of the front room. He did not speak, for John
+saw him, and, responding to a backward toss of the head, followed him
+into the "parlor," and at an intimation of the same silent character
+shut the doors. Mr. Harum sat down at his desk, and John stood awaiting
+his pleasure.
+
+"How 'd ye make out yestidy?" he asked. "Git anythin' out of old
+tongue-tied?" pointing with his thumb toward the front room.
+
+"Oh, yes," said John, smiling, as he recalled the unceasing flow of
+words which had enveloped Timson's explanations.
+
+"How much longer do you think you'll have to have him 'round?" asked Mr.
+Harum.
+
+"Well," said John, "of course your customers are strangers to me, but so
+far as the routine of the office is concerned I think I can manage after
+to-day. But I shall have to appeal to you rather often for a while until
+I get thoroughly acquainted with my work."
+
+"Good fer you," said David. "You've took holt a good sight quicker 'n I
+thought ye would, an' I'll spend more or less time 'round here fer a
+while, or be where you c'n reach me. It's like this," he continued;
+"Chet's a helpless kind of critter, fer all his braggin' an' talk, an' I
+ben feelin' kind o' wambly about turnin' him loose--though the Lord
+knows," he said with feeling, "'t I've had bother enough with him to
+kill a tree. But anyway I wrote to some folks I know up to Syrchester to
+git something fer him to do, an' I got a letter to send him along, an'
+mebbe they'd give him a show. See?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said John, "and if you are willing to take the chances of my
+mistakes I will undertake to get on without him."
+
+"All right," said the banker, "we'll call it a heat--and, say, don't let
+on what I've told you. I want to see how long it'll take to git all over
+the village that he didn't ask no odds o' nobody. Hadn't ben out o' a
+job three days 'fore the' was a lot o' chances, an' all 't he had to do
+was to take his pick out o' the lot on 'em."
+
+"Really?" said John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Some folks is gaited that way. Amusin', ain't
+it?--Hullo, Dick! Wa'al?"
+
+"Willis'll give two hunderd fer the sorr'l colt," said the incomer, whom
+John recognized as one of the loungers in the Eagle bar the night of his
+arrival.
+
+"E-um'm!" said David. "Was he speakin' of any pertic'ler colt, or sorril
+colts in gen'ral? I hain't got the only one the' is, I s'pose."
+
+Dick merely laughed. "Because," continued the owner of the "sorril
+colt," "if Steve Willis wants to lay in sorril colts at two hunderd a
+piece, I ain't goin' to gainsay him, but you tell him that
+two-forty-nine ninety-nine won't buy the one in my barn." Dick laughed
+again.
+
+John made a move in the direction of the front room.
+
+"Hold on a minute," said David. "Shake hands with Mr. Larrabee."
+
+"Seen ye before," said Dick, as they shook hands. "I was in the barroom
+when you come in the other night," and then he laughed as at the
+recollection of something very amusing.
+
+John flushed a little and said, a bit stiffly, "I remember you were kind
+enough to help about my luggage."
+
+"Excuse me," said Dick, conscious of the other's manner. "I wa'n't
+laughin' at you, that is, not in pertic'ler. I couldn't see your face
+when Ame offered ye pie an' doughnuts instid of beefsteak an' fixins. I
+c'd only guess at that; but Ame's face was enough fer me," and Dick
+went off into another cachinnation.
+
+David's face indicated some annoyance. "Oh, shet up," he exclaimed.
+"You'd keep that yawp o' your'n goin', I believe, if it was the judgment
+day."
+
+"Wa'al," said Dick with a grin, "I expect the' might be some fun to be
+got out o' _that_, if a feller wa'n't worryin' too much about his own
+skin; an' as fur's I'm concerned----" Dick's further views on the
+subject of that momentous occasion were left unexplained. A significant
+look in David's face caused the speaker to break off and turn toward the
+door, through which came two men, the foremost a hulking, shambling
+fellow, with an expression of repellent sullenness. He came forward to
+within about ten feet of David's desk, while his companion halted near
+the door. David eyed him in silence.
+
+"I got this here notice this mornin'," said the man, "sayin' 't my note
+'d be due to-morrer, an' 'd have to be paid."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with his arm over the back of his chair and his
+left hand resting on his desk, "that's so, ain't it?"
+
+"Mebbe so," was the fellow's reply, "fur 's the comin' due 's concerned,
+but the payin' part 's another matter."
+
+"Was you cal'latin' to have it renewed?" asked David, leaning a little
+forward.
+
+"No," said the man coolly, "I don't know 's I want to renew it fer any
+pertic'ler time, an' I guess it c'n run along fer a while jest as 't
+is." John looked at Dick Larrabee. He was watching David's face with an
+expression of the utmost enjoyment. David twisted his chair a little
+more to the right and out from the desk.
+
+"You think it c'n run along, do ye?" he asked suavely. "I'm glad to have
+your views on the subject. Wa'al, I guess it kin, too, until _to-morro'_
+at four o'clock, an' after that you c'n settle with lawyer Johnson or
+the sheriff." The man uttered a disdainful laugh.
+
+"I guess it'll puzzle ye some to c'lect it," he said. Mr. Harum's bushy
+red eyebrows met above his nose.
+
+"Look here, Bill Montaig," he said, "I know more 'bout this matter 'n
+you think for. I know 't you ben makin' your brags that you'd fix me in
+this deal. You allowed that you'd set up usury in the fust place, an' if
+that didn't work I'd find you was execution proof anyways. That's so,
+ain't it?"
+
+"That's about the size on't," said Montaig, putting his feet a little
+farther apart. David had risen from his chair.
+
+"You didn't talk that way," proceeded the latter, "when you come whinin'
+'round here to git that money in the fust place, an' as I reckon some o'
+the facts in the case has slipped out o' your mind since that time, I
+guess I'd better jog your mem'ry a little."
+
+It was plain from the expression of Mr. Montaig's countenance that his
+confidence in the strength of his position was not quite so assured as
+at first, but he maintained his attitude as well as in him lay.
+
+"In the fust place," David began his assault, "_I_ didn't _lend_ ye the
+money. I borr'ed it for ye on my indorsement, an' charged ye fer doin'
+it, as I told ye at the time; an' another thing that you appear to
+forgit is that you signed a paper statin' that you was wuth, in good and
+available pusson'ls, free an' clear, over five hunderd dollars, an' that
+the statement was made to me with the view of havin' me indorse your
+note fer one-fifty. Rec'lect that?" David smiled grimly at the look of
+disconcert which, in spite of himself, appeared in Bill's face.
+
+"I don't remember signin' no paper," he said doggedly.
+
+"Jest as like as not," remarked Mr. Harum. "What _you_ was thinkin' of
+about that time was gittin' that _money_."
+
+"I'd like to see that paper," said Bill, with a pretence of incredulity.
+
+"You'll see it when the time comes," asserted David, with an emphatic
+nod. He squared himself, planting his feet apart, and, thrusting his
+hands deep in his coat pockets, faced the discomfited yokel.
+
+"Do you think, Bill Montaig," he said, with measureless contempt, "that
+I didn't know who I was dealin' with? that I didn't know what a
+low-lived, roost-robbin' skunk you was? an' didn't know how to protect
+myself agin such an'muls as you be? Wa'al, I did, an' don't you stop
+thinkin' 'bout it--an'," he added, shaking his finger at the object of
+his scorn, "_you'll pay that note_ or I'll put ye where the dogs won't
+bite ye," and with that he turned on his heel and resumed his seat. Bill
+stood for a minute with a scowl of rage and defeat in his lowering face.
+
+"Got any further bus'nis with me?" inquired Mr. Harum. "Anythin' more 't
+I c'n oblige ye about?" There was no answer.
+
+"I asked you," said David, raising his voice and rising to his feet,
+"if you had any further bus'nis with me."
+
+"I dunno's I have," was the sullen response.
+
+"All right," said David. "That bein' the case, an' as I've got somethin'
+to do beside wastin' my time on such wuthless pups as you be, I'll thank
+you to git out. There's the door," he added, pointing to it.
+
+"He, he, he, he, ho, ho, ha, h-o-o-o-o-o!" came from the throat of Dick
+Larrabee. This was too much for the exasperated Bill, and he erred (to
+put it mildly) in raising his arm and advancing a step toward his
+creditor. He was not swift enough to take the second, however, for
+David, with amazing quickness, sprang upon him, and twisting him around,
+rushed him out of the door, down the passage, and out of the front door,
+which was obligingly held open by an outgoing client, who took in the
+situation and gave precedence to Mr. Montaig. His companion, who so far
+had taken no part, made a motion to interfere, but John, who stood
+nearest to him, caught him by the collar and jerked him back, with the
+suggestion that it would be better to let the two have it out by
+themselves. David came back rather breathless and very red in the face,
+but evidently in exceeding good humor.
+
+"Scat my ----!" he exclaimed. "Hain't had such a good tussle I dunno
+when."
+
+"Bill's considered ruther an awk'ard customer," remarked Dick. "I guess
+he hain't had no such handlin' fer quite a while."
+
+"Sho!" exclaimed Mr. Harum. "The' ain't nothin' to him but wind an'
+meanness. Who was that feller with him?"
+
+"Name 's Smith, I believe," replied Dick. "Guess Bill brought him along
+fer a witness, an' I reckon he seen all he wanted to. I'll bet _his_
+neck's achin' some," added Mr. Larrabee with a laugh.
+
+"How's that?" asked David.
+
+"Well, he made a move to tackle you as you was escortin' Bill out, an'
+Mr. Lenox there caught him in the collar an' gin him a jerk that'd 'a'
+landed him on his back," said Dick, "if," turning to John, "you hadn't
+helt holt of him. You putty nigh broke his neck. He went off--he, he,
+he, he, ho!--wrigglin' it to make sure."
+
+"I used more force than was necessary, I'm afraid," said Billy
+Williams's pupil, "but there wasn't much time to calculate."
+
+"Much obliged," said David with a nod.
+
+"Not at all," protested John, laughing. "I have enjoyed a great deal
+this morning."
+
+"It _has_ ben ruther pleasant," remarked David with a chuckle, "but you
+mustn't cal'late on havin' such fun ev'ry mornin'."
+
+John went into the business office, leaving the banker and Dick.
+
+"Say," said the latter when they were alone, "that young man o' your'n
+'s quite a feller. He took care o' that big Smith chap with one hand;
+an' say, _you_ c'n git round on your pins 'bout 's lively 's they make
+'em, I guess. I swan!" he exclaimed, slapping his thigh and shaking with
+laughter, "the hull thing head-an'-shouldered any show I seen lately."
+And then for a while they fell to talking of the "sorril colt" and other
+things.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+
+When John went back to the office after the noonday intermission it was
+manifest that something had happened to Mr. Timson, and that the
+something was of a nature extremely gratifying to that worthy gentleman.
+He was beaming with satisfaction and rustling with importance. Several
+times during the afternoon he appeared to be on the point of confiding
+his news, but in the face of the interruptions which occurred, or which
+he feared might check the flow of his communication, he managed to
+restrain himself till after the closing of the office. But scarcely were
+the shutters up (at the willing hands of Peleg Hopkins) when he turned
+to John and, looking at him sharply, said, "Has Dave said anythin' 'bout
+my leavin'?"
+
+"He told me he expected you would stay as long as might be necessary to
+get me well started," said John non-committally, mindful of Mr. Harum's
+injunction.
+
+"Jest like him," declared Chet. "Jest like him for all the world; but
+the fact o' the matter is 't I'm goin' to-morro'. I s'pose he thought,"
+reflected Mr. Timson, "thet he'd ruther you'd find it out yourself than
+to have to break it to ye, 'cause then, don't ye see, after I was gone
+he c'd lay the hull thing at my door."
+
+"Really," said John, "I should have said that he ought to have told me."
+
+"Wa'al," said Chet encouragingly, "mebbe you'll git along somehow,
+though I'm 'fraid you'll have more or less trouble; but I told Dave that
+as fur 's I c'd see, mebbe you'd do 's well 's most anybody he c'd git
+that didn't know any o' the customers, an' hadn't never done any o' this
+kind o' work before."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "And so you are off to-morrow, are
+you?"
+
+"Got to be," declared Mr. Timson. "I'd 'a' liked to stay with you a
+spell longer, but the's a big concern f'm out of town that as soon as
+they heard I was at libe'ty wrote for me to come right along up, an' I
+s'pose I hadn't ought to keep 'em waitin'."
+
+"No, I should think not," said John, "and I congratulate you upon having
+located yourself so quickly."
+
+"Oh!" said Mr. Timson, with ineffable complacency, "I hain't give myself
+no worry; I hain't lost no sleep. I've allowed all along that Dave
+Harum'd find out that he wa'n't the unly man that needed my kind o'
+work, an' I ain't meanin' any disrispect to you when I say 't--"
+
+"Just so," said John. "I quite understand. Nobody could expect to take
+just the place with him that you have filled. And, by the way," he
+added, "as you are going in the morning, and I may not see you again,
+would you kindly give me the last balance sheets of the two ledgers and
+the bill-book. I suppose, of course, that they are brought down to the
+first of the month, and I shall want to have them."
+
+"Oh, yes, cert'nly, of course--wa'al I guess Dave's got 'em," replied
+Chet, looking considerably disconcerted, "but I'll look 'em up in the
+mornin'. My train don't go till ten o'clock, an' I'll see you 'bout any
+little last thing in the mornin'--but I guess I've got to go now on
+account of a lot of things. You c'n shut up, can't ye?"
+
+Whereupon Mr. Timson made his exit, and not long afterward David came
+in. By that time everything had been put away, the safe and vault
+closed, and Peleg had departed with the mail and his freedom for the
+rest of the day.
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, lifting himself to a seat on the counter,
+"how've you made out? All O.K.?"
+
+"Yes," replied John, "I think so."
+
+"Where's Chet?"
+
+"He went away some few minutes ago. He said he had a good many things to
+attend to as he was leaving in the morning."
+
+"E-um'm!" said David incredulously. "I guess 't won't take him long to
+close up his matters. Did he leave ev'rything in good shape? Cash all
+right, an' so on?"
+
+"I think so," said John. "The cash is right I am sure."
+
+"How 'bout the books?"
+
+"I asked him to let me have the balance sheets, and he said that you
+must have them, but that he would come in in the morning and--well, what
+he said was that he would see me in the morning, and, as he put it, look
+after any little last thing."
+
+"E-um'm!" David grunted. "He won't do no such a thing. We've seen the
+last of him, you bet, an' a good riddance. He'll take the nine o'clock
+to-night, that's what he'll do. Drawed his pay, I guess, didn't he?"
+
+"He said he was to be paid for this month," answered John, "and took
+sixty dollars. Was that right?"
+
+"Yes," said David, nodding his head absently. "What was it he said about
+them statements?" he inquired after a moment.
+
+"He said he guessed you must have them."
+
+"E-um'm!" was David's comment. "What'd he say about leavin'?"
+
+John laughed and related the conversation as exactly as he could.
+
+"What'd I tell ye," said Mr. Harum, with a short laugh. "Mebbe he won't
+go till to-morro', after all," he remarked. "He'll want to put in a
+leetle more time tellin' how he was sent for in a hurry by that big
+concern f'm out of town 't he's goin' to."
+
+"Upon my word, I can't understand it," said John, "knowing that you can
+contradict him."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "he'll allow that if he gits in the fust word,
+he'll take the pole. It don't matter anyway, long 's he's gone. I guess
+you an' me c'n pull the load, can't we?" and he dropped down off the
+counter and started to go out. "By the way," he said, halting a moment,
+"can't you come in to tea at six o'clock? I want to make ye acquainted
+with Polly, an' she's itchin' to see ye."
+
+"I shall be delighted," said John.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Polly," said David, "I've ast the young feller to come to tea, but
+don't you say the word 'Eagle,' to him. You c'n show your ign'rance
+'bout all the other kinds of birds an' animals you ain't familiar
+with," said the unfeeling brother, "but leave eagles alone."
+
+"What you up to now?" she asked, but she got no answer but a laugh.
+
+From a social point of view the entertainment could not be described as
+a very brilliant success. Our friend was tired and hungry. Mr. Harum was
+unusually taciturn, and Mrs. Bixbee, being under her brother's interdict
+as regarded the subject which, had it been allowed discussion, might
+have opened the way, was at a loss for generalities. But John afterward
+got upon terms of the friendliest nature with that kindly soul.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+
+Some weeks after John's assumption of his duties in the office of David
+Harum, Banker, that gentleman sat reading his New York paper in the
+"wing settin'-room," after tea, and Aunt Polly was occupied with the
+hemming of a towel. The able editorial which David was perusing was
+strengthening his conviction that all the intelligence and virtue of the
+country were monopolized by the Republican party, when his meditations
+were broken in upon by Mrs. Bixbee, who knew nothing and cared less
+about the Force Bill or the doctrine of protection to American
+industries.
+
+"You hain't said nothin' fer quite a while about the bank," she
+remarked. "Is Mr. Lenox gittin' along all right?"
+
+"Guess he's gittin' into condition as fast as c'd be expected," said
+David, between two lines of his editorial.
+
+"It must be awful lonesome fer him," she observed, to which there was no
+reply.
+
+"Ain't it?" she asked, after an interval.
+
+"Ain't what?" said David, looking up at her.
+
+"Awful lonesome," she reiterated.
+
+"Guess nobody ain't ever very lonesome when you're 'round an' got your
+breath," was the reply. "What you talkin' about?"
+
+"I ain't talkin' about you, 't any rate," said Mrs. Bixbee. "I was
+sayin' it must be awful lonesome fer Mr. Lenox up here where he don't
+know a soul hardly, an' livin' at that hole of a tavern."
+
+"I don't see 't you've any cause to complain long's he don't," said
+David, hoping that it would not come to his sister's ears that he had,
+for reasons of his own, discouraged any attempt on John's part to better
+his quarters, "an' he hain't ben very lonesome daytimes, I guess, so
+fur, 'thout he's ben makin' work fer himself to kill time."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "we found that Chet hadn't done more 'n to give
+matters a lick an' a promise in most a year. He done just enough to keep
+up the day's work an' no more an' the upshot on't is that John's had to
+put in consid'able time to git things straightened out."
+
+"What a shame!" exclaimed Aunt Polly.
+
+"Keeps him f'm bein' lonesome," remarked her brother with a grin.
+
+"An' he hain't had no time to himself!" she protested. "I don't believe
+you've made up your mind yet whether you're goin' to like him, an' I
+don't believe he'll _stay_ anyway."
+
+"I've told more 'n forty-leven times," said Mr. Harum, looking up over
+his paper, "that I thought we was goin' to make a hitch of it, an' he
+cert'nly hain't said nuthin' 'bout leavin', an' I guess he won't fer a
+while, tavern or no tavern. He's got a putty stiff upper lip of his own,
+I reckon," David further remarked, with a short laugh, causing Mrs.
+Bixbee to look up at him inquiringly, which look the speaker answered
+with a nod, saying, "Me an' him had a little go-round to-day."
+
+"You hain't had no _words_, hev ye?" she asked anxiously.
+
+"Wa'al, we didn't have what ye might call _words_. I was jest tryin' a
+little experiment with him."
+
+"Humph," she remarked, "you're alwus tryin' exper'ments on somebody, an'
+you'll be liable to git ketched at it some day."
+
+"Exceptin' on you," said David. "You don't think I'd try any experiments
+on you, do ye?"
+
+"Me!" she cried. "You're at me the hull endurin' time, an' you know it."
+
+"Wa'al, but Polly," said David insinuatingly, "you don't know how
+int'restin' you _be_."
+
+"Glad you think so," she declared, with a sniff and a toss of the head.
+"What you ben up to with Mr. Lenox?"
+
+"Oh, nuthin' much," replied Mr. Harum, making a feint of resuming his
+reading.
+
+"Be ye goin' to tell me, or--air ye too _'shamed_ on't?" she added with
+a little laugh, which somewhat turned the tables on her teasing brother.
+
+"Wa'al, I laid out to try an' read this paper," he said, spreading it
+out on his lap, "but," resignedly, "I guess 't ain't no use. Do you know
+what a count'fit bill is?" he asked.
+
+"I dunno 's I ever see one," she said, "but I s'pose I do. They're agin
+the law, ain't they?"
+
+"The's a number o' things that's agin the law," remarked David dryly.
+
+"Wa'al?" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee after a moment of waiting.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't much to tell, but it's plain I don't
+git no peace till you git it out of me. It was like this: The young
+feller's took holt everywhere else right off, but handlin' the money
+bothered him consid'able at fust. It was slow work, an' I c'd see it
+myself; but he's gettin' the hang on't now. Another thing I expected
+he'd run up agin was count'fits. The' ain't so very many on 'em round
+now-a-days, but the' is now an' then one. He allowed to me that he was
+liable to get stuck at fust, an' I reckoned he would. But I never said
+nuthin' about it, nor ast no questions until to-day; an' this afternoon
+I come in to look 'round, an' I says to him, 'What luck have you had
+with your money? Git any bad?' I says. 'Wa'al,' he says, colorin' up a
+little, 'I don't know how many I may have took in an' paid out agin
+without knowin' it,' he says, 'but the' was a couple sent back from New
+York out o' that package that went down last Friday.'"
+
+"'What was they?' I says.
+
+"'A five an' a ten,' he says.
+
+"'Where be they?' I says.
+
+"'They're in the draw there--they're ruther int'restin' objects of
+study,' he says, kind o' laughin' on the wrong side of his mouth.
+
+"'Countin' 'em in the cash?' I says, an' with that he kind o' reddened
+up agin. 'No, sir,' he says, 'I charged 'em up to my own account, an'
+I've kept 'em to compare with.'
+
+"'You hadn't ought to done that,' I says.
+
+"'You think I ought to 'a' put 'em in the fire at once?' says he.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'that wa'n't what I meant. Why didn't you mix 'em up with
+the other money, an' let 'em go when you was payin' out? Anyways,' I
+says, 'you charge 'em up to profit an' loss if you're goin' to charge
+'em to anythin', an' let me have 'em,' I says.
+
+"'What'll you do with 'em?' he says to me, kind o' shuttin' his jaws
+together.
+
+"'I'll take care on 'em,' I says. 'They mayn't be good enough to send
+down to New York,' I says, 'but they'll go around here all right--jest
+as good as any other,' I says, 'long 's you keep 'em movin'.'"
+
+"David Harum!" cried Polly, who, though not quite comprehending some of
+the technicalities of detail, was fully alive to the turpitude of the
+suggestion. "I hope to gracious he didn't think you was in earnest. Why,
+s'pose they was passed around, wouldn't somebody git stuck with 'em in
+the long run? You know they would." Mrs. Bixbee occasionally surprised
+her brother with unexpected penetration, but she seldom got much
+recognition of it.
+
+"I see by the paper," he remarked, "that the' was a man died in
+Pheladelphy one day last week," which piece of barefaced irrelevancy
+elicited no notice from Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"What more did he say?" she demanded.
+
+"Wa'al," responded Mr. Harum with a laugh, "he said that he didn't see
+why I should be a loser by his mistakes, an' that as fur as the bills
+was concerned they belonged to him, an' with that," said the narrator,
+"Mister Man gits 'em out of the draw an' jest marches into the back room
+an' puts the dum things int' the fire."
+
+"He done jest right," declared Aunt Polly, "an' you know it, don't ye
+now?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "f'm his standpoint--f'm his standpoint, I guess he
+did, an'," rubbing his chin with two fingers of his left hand, "it's a
+putty dum good standpoint too. I've ben lookin'," he added reflectively,
+"fer an honest man fer quite a number o' years, an' I guess I've found
+him; yes'm, I guess I've found him."
+
+"An' be you goin' to let him lose that fifteen dollars?" asked the
+practical Polly, fixing her brother with her eyes.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with a short laugh, "what c'n I do with such an
+obst'nit critter 's he is? He jest backed into the britchin', an' I
+couldn't do nothin' with him." Aunt Polly sat over her sewing for a
+minute or two without taking a stitch.
+
+"I'm sorry you done it," she said at last.
+
+"I dunno but I did make ruther a mess of it," admitted Mr. Harum.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+
+It was the 23d of December, and shortly after the closing hour. Peleg
+had departed and our friend had just locked the vault when David came
+into the office and around behind the counter.
+
+"Be you in any hurry?" he asked.
+
+John said he was not, whereupon Mr. Harum hitched himself up onto a high
+office stool, with his heels on the spindle, and leaned sideways upon
+the desk, while John stood facing him with his left arm upon the desk.
+
+"John," said David, "do ye know the Widdo' Cullom?"
+
+"No" said John, "but I know who she is--a tall, thin woman, who walks
+with a slight stoop and limp. I noticed her and asked her name because
+there was something about her looks that attracted my attention--as
+though at some time she might have seen better days."
+
+"That's the party," said David. "She has seen better days, but she's eat
+an' drunk sorro' mostly fer goin' on thirty year, an' darned little else
+good share o' the time, I reckon."
+
+"She has that appearance certainly," said John.
+
+"Yes sir," said David, "she's had a putty tough time, the widdo' has,
+an' yet," he proceeded after a momentary pause, "the' was a time when
+the Culloms was some o' the king-pins o' this hull region. They used to
+own quarter o' the county, an' they lived in the big house up on the
+hill where Doc Hays lives now. That was considered to be the finest
+place anywheres 'round here in them days. I used to think the Capitol to
+Washington must be somethin' like the Cullom house, an' that Billy P.
+(folks used to call him Billy P. 'cause his father's name was William
+an' his was William Parker), an' that Billy P. 'd jest 's like 's not be
+president. I've changed my mind some on the subject of presidents since
+I was a boy."
+
+Here Mr. Harum turned on his stool, put his right hand into his
+sack-coat pocket, extracted therefrom part of a paper of "Maple Dew,"
+and replenished his left cheek with an ample wad of "fine-cut." John
+took advantage of the break to head off what he had reason to fear might
+turn into a lengthy digression from the matter in hand by saying, "I beg
+pardon, but how does it happen that Mrs. Cullom is in such
+circumstances? Has the family all died out?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "they're most on 'em dead, all on 'em, in fact,
+except the widdo's son Charley, but as fur 's the family 's concerned,
+it more 'n _died_ out--it _gin_ out! 'D ye ever hear of Jim Wheton's
+calf? Wa'al, Jim brought three or four veals into town one spring to
+sell. Dick Larrabee used to peddle meat them days. Dick looked 'em over
+an' says, 'Look here, Jim,' he says, 'I guess you got a "deakin" in that
+lot,' he says. 'I dunno what you mean,' says Jim. 'Yes, ye do, goll darn
+ye!' says Dick, 'yes, ye do. You didn't never kill that calf, an' you
+know it. That calf died, that's what that calf done. Come, now, own
+up,' he says. 'Wa'al,' says Jim, 'I didn't _kill_ it, an' it didn't
+_die_ nuther--it jest kind o' _gin out_.'"
+
+John joined in the laugh with which the narrator rewarded his own
+effort, and David went on: "Yes, sir, they jest petered out. Old Billy,
+Billy P.'s father, inheritid all the prop'ty--never done a stroke of
+work in his life. He had a collidge education, went to Europe, an' all
+that', an' before he was fifty year old he hardly ever come near the old
+place after he was growed up. The land was all farmed out on shares, an'
+his farmers mostly bamboozled him the hull time. He got consid'able
+income, of course, but as things went along and they found out how slack
+he was they kept bitin' off bigger chunks all the time, an' sometimes he
+didn't git even the core. But all the time when he wanted money--an' he
+wanted it putty often I tell ye--the easiest way was to stick on a
+morgidge; an' after a spell it got so 't he'd have to give a morgidge to
+pay the int'rist on the other morgidges."
+
+"But," said John, "was there nothing to the estate but land?"
+
+"Oh, yes," said David, "old Billy's father left him some consid'able
+pers'nal, but after that was gone he went into the morgidge bus'nis as I
+tell ye. He lived mostly up to Syrchester and around, an' when he got
+married he bought a place in Syrchester and lived there till Billy P.
+was about twelve or thirteen year old, an' he was about fifty. By that
+time he'd got 'bout to the end of his rope, an' the' wa'n't nothin' for
+it but to come back here to Homeville an' make the most o' what the' was
+left--an' that's what he done, let alone that he didn't make the most
+on't to any pertic'ler extent. Mis' Cullom, his wife, wa'n't no help to
+him. She was a city woman an' didn't take to the country no way, but
+when she died it broke old Billy up wus 'n ever. She peaked an' pined,
+an' died when Billy P. was about fifteen or so. Wa'al, Billy P. an' the
+old man wrastled along somehow, an' the boy went to collidge fer a year
+or so. How they ever got along 's they did I dunno. The' was a story
+that some far-off relation left old Billy some money, an' I guess that
+an' what they got off'm what farms was left carried 'em along till Billy
+P. was twenty-five or so, an' then he up an' got married. That was the
+crownin' stroke," remarked David. "She was one o' the village
+girls--respectable folks, more 'n ordinary good lookin' an' high
+steppin', an' had had some schoolin'. But the old man was prouder 'n a
+cock-turkey, an' thought nobody wa'n't quite good enough fer Billy P.,
+an' all along kind o' reckoned that he'd marry some money an' git a new
+start. But when he got married--on the quiet, you know, cause he knowed
+the old man would kick--wa'al, that killed the trick, an' the old man
+into the bargain. It took the gumption all out of him, an' he didn't
+live a year. Wa'al, sir, it was curious, but, 's I was told, putty much
+the hull village sided with the old man. The Culloms was kind o' kings
+in them days, an' folks wa'n't so one-man's-good's-anotherish as they be
+now. They thought Billy P. done wrong, though they didn't have nothin'
+to say 'gainst the girl neither--an' she's very much respected, Mis'
+Cullom is, an' as fur's I'm concerned, I've alwus guessed she kept Billy
+P. goin' full as long 's any one could. But 't wa'n't no use--that is
+to say, the sure thing come to pass. He had a nom'nal title to a good
+deal o' prop'ty, but the equity in most on't if it had ben to be put up
+wa'n't enough to pay fer the papers. You see, the' ain't never ben no
+real cash value in farm prop'ty in these parts. The' ain't ben hardly a
+dozen changes in farm titles, 'cept by inher'tance or foreclosure, in
+thirty years. So Billy P. didn't make no effort. Int'rist's one o' them
+things that keeps right on nights an' Sundays. He jest had the deeds
+made out and handed 'em over when the time came to settle. The' was some
+village lots though that was clear, that fetched him in some money from
+time to time until they was all gone but one, an' that's the one Mis'
+Cullom lives on now. It was consid'able more'n a lot--in fact, a putty
+sizable place. She thought the sun rose an' set where Billy P. was, but
+she took a crotchit in her head, and wouldn't ever sign no papers fer
+that, an' lucky fer him too. The' was a house on to it, an' he had a
+roof over his head anyway when he died six or seven years after he
+married, an' left her with a boy to raise. How she got along all them
+years till Charley got big enough to help, I swan! I don't know. She
+took in sewin' an' washin', an' went out to cook an' nurse, an' all
+that, but I reckon the' was now an' then times when they didn't overload
+their stomechs much, nor have to open the winders to cool off. But she
+held onto that prop'ty of her'n like a pup to a root. It was putty well
+out when Billy P. died, but the village has growed up to it. The's some
+good lots could be cut out on't, an' it backs up to the river where the
+current's enough to make a mighty good power fer a 'lectric light. I
+know some fellers that are talkin' of startin' a plant here, an' it
+ain't out o' sight that they'd pay a good price fer the river front, an'
+enough land to build on. Fact on't is, it's got to be a putty valu'ble
+piece o' prop'ty, more 'n she cal'lates on, I reckon."
+
+Here Mr. Harum paused, pinching his chin with thumb and index finger,
+and mumbling his tobacco. John, who had listened with more attention
+than interest--wondering the while as to what the narrative was leading
+up to--thought something might properly be expected of him to show that
+he had followed it, and said, "So Mrs. Cullom has kept this last piece
+clear, has she?"
+
+"No," said David, bringing down his right hand upon the desk with
+emphasis, "that's jest what she hain't done, an' that's how I come to
+tell ye somethin' of the story, an' more on't 'n you've cared about
+hearin', mebbe."
+
+"Not at all," John protested. "I have been very much interested."
+
+"You have, have you?" said Mr. Harum. "Wa'al, I got somethin' I want ye
+to do. Day after to-morro' 's Chris'mus, an' I want ye to drop Mis'
+Cullom a line, somethin' like this, 'That Mr. Harum told ye to say that
+that morgidge he holds, havin' ben past due fer some time, an' no
+int'rist havin' ben paid fer, let me see, more'n a year, he wants to
+close the matter up, an' he'll see her Chris'mus mornin' at the bank at
+nine o'clock, he havin' more time on that day; but that, as fur as he
+can see, the bus'nis won't take very long'--somethin' like that, you
+understand?"
+
+"Very well, sir," said John, hoping that his employer would not see in
+his face the disgust and repugnance he felt as he surmised what a
+scheme was on foot, and recalled what he had heard of Harum's hard and
+unscrupulous ways, though he had to admit that this, excepting perhaps
+the episode of the counterfeit money, was the first revelation to him
+personally. But this seemed very bad to him.
+
+"All right," said David cheerfully, "I s'pose it won't take you long to
+find out what's in your stockin', an' if you hain't nothin' else to do
+Chris'mus mornin' I'd like to have you open the office and stay 'round a
+spell till I git through with Mis' Cullom. Mebbe the' 'll be some papers
+to fill out or witniss or somethin'; an' have that skeezicks of a boy
+make up the fires so'st the place'll be warm."
+
+"Very good, sir," said John, hoping that the interview was at an end.
+
+But the elder man sat for some minutes apparently in a brown study, and
+occasionally a smile of sardonic cunning wrinkled his face. At last he
+said: "I've told ye so much that I may as well tell ye how I come by
+that morgidge. 'Twont take but a minute, an' then you can run an' play,"
+he added with a chuckle.
+
+"I trust I have not betrayed any impatience," said John, and instantly
+conscious of his infelicitous expression, added hastily, "I have really
+been very much interested."
+
+"Oh, no," was the reply, "you hain't _betrayed_ none, but I know old
+fellers like me gen'rally tell a thing twice over while they're at it.
+Wa'al," he went on, "it was like this. After Charley Cullom got to be
+some grown he helped to keep the pot a-bilin', 'n they got on some
+better. 'Bout seven year ago, though, he up an' got married, an' then
+the fat ketched fire. Finally he allowed that if he had some money he'd
+go West 'n take up some land, 'n git along like pussly 'n a flower
+gard'n. He ambitioned that if his mother 'd raise a thousan' dollars on
+her place he'd be sure to take care of the int'rist, an' prob'ly pay off
+the princ'ple in almost no time. Wa'al, she done it, an' off he went.
+She didn't come to me fer the money, because--I dunno--at any rate she
+didn't, but got it of 'Zeke Swinney.
+
+"Wa'al, it turned out jest 's any fool might 've predilictid, fer after
+the first year, when I reckon he paid it out of the thousan', Charley
+never paid no int'rist. The second year he was jest gettin' goin', an'
+the next year he lost a hoss jest as he was cal'latin' to pay, an' the
+next year the grasshoppers smote him, 'n so on; an' the outcome was that
+at the end of five years, when the morgidge had one year to run,
+Charley'd paid one year, an' she'd paid one, an' she stood to owe three
+years' int'rist. How old Swinney come to hold off so was that she used
+to pay the cuss ten dollars or so ev'ry six months 'n git no credit fer
+it, an' no receipt an' no witniss, 'n he knowed the prop'ty was
+improving all the time. He may have had another reason, but at any rate
+he let her run, and got the shave reg'lar. But at the time I'm tellin'
+you about he'd begun to cut up, an' allowed that if she didn't settle up
+the int'rist he'd foreclose, an' I got wind on't an' I run across her
+one day an' got to talkin' with her, an' she gin me the hull narration.
+'How much do you owe the old critter?' I says. 'A hunderd an' eighty
+dollars,' she says, 'an' where I'm goin' to git it,' she says, 'the Lord
+only knows.' 'An' He won't tell ye, I reckon,' I says. Wa'al, of course
+I'd known that Swinney had a morgidge because it was a matter of record,
+an' I knowed him well enough to give a guess what his game was goin' to
+be, an' more'n that I'd had my eye on that piece an' parcel an' I
+figured that he wa'n't any likelier a citizen 'n I was." ("Yes," said
+John to himself, "where the carcase is the vultures are gathered
+together.")
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says to her, after we'd had a little more talk, 's'posen you
+come 'round to my place to-morro' 'bout 'leven o'clock, an' mebbe we c'n
+cipher this thing out. I don't say positive that we kin,' I says, 'but
+mebbe, mebbe.' So that afternoon I sent over to the county seat an' got
+a description an' had a second morgidge drawed up fer two hundred
+dollars, an' Mis' Cullom signed it mighty quick. I had the morgidge made
+one day after date, 'cause, as I said to her, it was in the nature of a
+temp'rary loan, but she was so tickled she'd have signed most anythin'
+at that pertic'ler time. 'Now,' I says to her, 'you go an' settle with
+old Step-an'-fetch-it, but don't you say a word where you got the
+money,' I says. 'Don't ye let on nothin'--stretch that conscience o'
+your'n if nes'sary,' I says, 'an' be pertic'ler if he asks you if Dave
+Harum give ye the money you jest say, "No, he didn't." That wont be no
+lie,' I says, 'because I aint _givin'_ it to ye,' I says. Wa'al, she
+done as I told her. Of course Swinney suspicioned fust off that I was
+mixed up in it, but she stood him off so fair an' square that he didn't
+know jest what _to_ think, but his claws was cut fer a spell, anyway.
+
+"Wa'al, things went on fer a while, till I made up my mind that I ought
+to relieve Swinney of some of his anxieties about worldly bus'nis, an'
+I dropped in on him one mornin' an' passed the time o' day, an' after
+we'd eased up our minds on the subjects of each other's health an' such
+like I says, 'You hold a morgidge on the Widder Cullom's place, don't
+ye?' Of course he couldn't say nothin' but 'yes.' 'Does she keep up the
+int'rist all right?' I says. 'I don't want to be pokin' my nose into
+your bus'nis,' I says, 'an' don't tell me nothin' you don't want to.'
+Wa'al, he knowed Dave Harum was Dave Harum, an' that he might 's well
+spit it out, an' he says, 'Wa'al, she didn't pay nothin' fer a good
+while, but last time she forked over the hull amount. 'But I hain't no
+notion,' he says, 'that she'll come to time agin.' 'An' s'posin' she
+don't,' I says, 'you'll take the prop'ty, won't ye?' 'Don't see no other
+way,' he says, an' lookin' up quick, 'unless you over-bid me,' he says.
+'No,' I says, 'I ain't buyin' no real estate jest now, but the thing I
+come in fer,' I says, 'leavin' out the pleasure of havin' a talk with
+you, was to say that I'd take that morgidge off'm your hands.'
+
+"Wa'al, sir, he, he, he, he! Scat my ----! At that he looked at me fer a
+minute with his jaw on his neck, an' then he hunched himself, 'n drawed
+in his neck like a mud turtle. 'No,' he says, 'I ain't sufferin' fer the
+money, an' I guess I'll keep the morgidge. It's putty near due now, but
+mebbe I'll let it run a spell. I guess the secur'ty's good fer it.'
+'Yes,' I says, 'I reckon you'll let it run long enough fer the widder to
+pay the taxes on't once more anyhow; I guess the secur'ty's good enough
+to take that resk; but how 'bout _my_ secur'ty?' I says. 'What d'you
+mean?' he says. 'I mean,' says I, 'that I've got a second morgidge on
+that prop'ty, an' I begin to tremble fer my secur'ty. You've jest told
+me,' I says, 'that you're goin' to foreclose an' I cal'late to protect
+myself, an' I _don't_ cal'late,' I says, 'to have to go an' bid on that
+prop'ty, an' put in a lot more money to save my investment, unless I'm
+'bleeged to--not _much_! an' you can jest sign that morgidge over to me,
+an' the sooner the quicker,' I says."
+
+David brought his hand down on his thigh with a vigorous slap, the
+fellow of the one which, John could imagine, had emphasized his demand
+upon Swinney. The story, to which he had at first listened with polite
+patience merely, he had found more interesting as it went on, and,
+excusing himself, he brought up a stool, and mounting it, said, "And
+what did Swinney say to that?" Mr. Harum emitted a gurgling chuckle,
+yawned his quid out of his mouth, tossing it over his shoulder in the
+general direction of the waste basket, and bit off the end of a cigar
+which he found by slapping his waistcoat pockets. John got down and
+fetched him a match, which he scratched in the vicinity of his hip
+pocket, lighted his cigar (John declining to join him on some plausible
+pretext, having on a previous occasion accepted one of the brand), and
+after rolling it around with his lips and tongue to the effect that the
+lighted end described sundry eccentric curves, located it firmly with an
+upward angle in the left-hand corner of his mouth, gave it a couple of
+vigorous puffs, and replied to John's question.
+
+"Wa'al, 'Zeke Swinney was a perfesser of religion some years ago, an'
+mebbe he is now, but what he said to me on this pertic'ler occasion was
+that he'd see me in hell fust, an' _then_ he wouldn't.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe you won't, mebbe you will, it's alwus a
+pleasure to meet ye,' I says, 'but in that case this morgidge bus'nis
+'ll be a question fer our executors,' I says, 'fer _you_ don't never
+foreclose that morgidge, an' don't you fergit it,' I says.
+
+"'Oh, you'd like to git holt o' that prop'ty yourself. I see what you're
+up to,' he says.
+
+"'Look a-here, 'Zeke Swinney,' I says, 'I've got an int'rist in that
+prop'ty, an' I propose to p'tect it. You're goin' to sign that morgidge
+over to me, or I'll foreclose and surrygate ye,' I says, 'unless you
+allow to bid in the prop'ty, in which case we'll see whose weasel-skin's
+the longest. But I guess it won't come to that,' I says. 'You kin take
+your choice,' I says. 'Whether I want to git holt o' that prop'ty myself
+ain't neither here nor there. Mebbe I do, an' mebbe I don't, but
+anyways,' I says, '_you_ don't git it, nor wouldn't ever, for if I can't
+make you sign over, I'll either do what I said or I'll back the widder
+in a defence fer usury. Put that in your pipe an' smoke it,' I says.
+
+"'What do you mean?' he says, gittin' half out his chair.
+
+"'I mean this,' I says, 'that the fust six months the widder couldn't
+pay she gin you ten dollars to hold off, an' the next time she gin you
+fifteen, an' that you've bled her fer shaves to the tune of sixty odd
+dollars in three years, an' then got your int'rist in full.'
+
+"That riz him clean out of his chair," said David. "'She can't prove
+it,' he says, shakin' his fist in the air.
+
+"'Oh, ho! ho!' I says, tippin' my chair back agin the wall. 'If Mis'
+Cullom was to swear how an' where she paid you the money, givin'
+chapter an' verse, and showin' her own mem'randums even, an' I was to
+swear that when I twitted you with gittin' it you didn't deny it, but
+only said that she couldn't _prove_ it, how long do you think it 'ould
+take a Freeland County jury to find agin ye? I allow, 'Zeke Swinney,' I
+says, 'that you wa'n't born yestyd'y, but you ain't so old as you look,
+not by a dum sight!' an' then how I did laugh!
+
+"Wa'al," said David, as he got down off the stool and stretched himself,
+yawning, "I guess I've yarned it enough fer one day. Don't fergit to
+send Mis' Cullom that notice, an' make it up an' up. I'm goin' to git
+the thing off my mind this trip."
+
+"Very well, sir," said John, "but let me ask, did Swinney assign the
+mortgage without any trouble?"
+
+"O Lord! yes," was the reply. "The' wa'n't nothin' else fer him to do. I
+had another twist on him that I hain't mentioned. But he put up a great
+show of doin' it to obleege me. Wa'al, I thanked him an' so on, an' when
+we'd got through I ast him if he wouldn't step over to the 'Eagil' an'
+take somethin', an' he looked kind o' shocked an' said he never drinked
+nothin'. It was 'gin his princ'ples, he said. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Scat my
+----! Princ'ples!" and John heard him chuckling to himself all the way
+out of the office.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+
+Considering John's relations with David Harum, it was natural that he
+should wish to think as well of him as possible, and he had not (or
+thought he had not) allowed his mind to be influenced by the disparaging
+remarks and insinuations which had been made to him, or in his presence,
+concerning his employer. He had made up his mind to form his opinion
+upon his own experience with the man, and so far it had not only been
+pleasant but favorable, and far from justifying the half-jeering,
+half-malicious talk that had come to his ears. It had been made manifest
+to him, it was true, that David was capable of a sharp bargain in
+certain lines, but it seemed to him that it was more for the pleasure of
+matching his wits against another's than for any gain involved. Mr.
+Harum was an experienced and expert horseman, who delighted above all
+things in dealing in and trading horses, and John soon discovered that,
+in that community at least, to get the best of a "hoss-trade" by almost
+any means was considered a venial sin, if a sin at all, and the
+standards of ordinary business probity were not expected to govern those
+transactions.
+
+David had said to him once when he suspected that John's ideas might
+have sustained something of a shock, "A hoss-trade ain't like anythin'
+else. A feller may be straighter 'n a string in ev'rythin' else, an'
+never tell the truth--that is, the hull truth--about a hoss. I trade
+hosses with hoss-traders. They all think they know as much as I do, an'
+I dunno but what they do. They hain't learnt no diff'rent anyway, an'
+they've had chances enough. If a feller come to me that didn't think he
+knowed anythin' about a hoss, an' wanted to buy on the square, he'd git,
+fur's I knew, square treatment. At any rate I'd tell him all 't I knew.
+But when one o' them smart Alecks comes along and cal'lates to do up old
+Dave, why he's got to take his chances, that's all. An' mind ye,"
+asserted David, shaking his forefinger impressively, "it ain't only them
+fellers. I've ben wuss stuck two three time by church members in good
+standin' than anybody I ever dealed with. Take old Deakin Perkins. He's
+a terrible feller fer church bus'nis; c'n pray an' psalm-sing to beat
+the Jews, an' in spiritual matters c'n read his title clear the hull
+time, but when it comes to hoss-tradin' you got to git up very early in
+the mornin' or he'll skin the eyeteeth out of ye. Yes, sir! Scat my
+----! I believe the old critter _makes_ hosses! But the deakin," added
+David, "he, he, he, he! the deakin hain't hardly spoke to me fer some
+consid'able time, the deakin hain't. He, he, he!
+
+"Another thing," he went on, "the' ain't no gamble like a hoss. You may
+think you know him through an' through, an' fust thing you know he'll be
+cuttin' up a lot o' didos right out o' nothin'. It stands to reason that
+sometimes you let a hoss go all on the square--as you know him--an' the
+feller that gits him don't know how to hitch him or treat him, an' he
+acts like a diff'rent hoss, an' the feller allows you swindled him. You
+see, hosses gits used to places an' ways to a certain extent, an' when
+they're changed, why they're apt to act diff'rent. Hosses don't know but
+dreadful little, really. Talk about hoss sense--wa'al, the' ain't no
+such thing."
+
+Thus spoke David on the subject of his favorite pursuit and pastime, and
+John thought then that he could understand and condone some things he
+had seen and heard, at which at first he was inclined to look askance.
+But this matter of the Widow Cullom's was a different thing, and as he
+realized that he was expected to play a part, though a small one, in it,
+his heart sank within him that he had so far cast his fortunes upon the
+good will of a man who could plan and carry out so heartless and cruel
+an undertaking as that which had been revealed to him that afternoon. He
+spent the evening in his room trying to read, but the widow's affairs
+persistently thrust themselves upon his thoughts. All the unpleasant
+stories he had heard of David came to his mind, and he remembered with
+misgiving some things which at the time had seemed regular and right
+enough, but which took on a different color in the light in which he
+found himself recalling them. He debated with himself whether he should
+not decline to send Mrs. Cullom the notice as he had been instructed,
+and left it an open question when he went to bed.
+
+He wakened somewhat earlier than usual to find that the thermometer had
+gone up, and the barometer down. The air was full of a steady downpour,
+half snow, half rain, about the most disheartening combination which the
+worst climate in the world--that of central New York--can furnish. He
+passed rather a busy day in the office in an atmosphere redolent of the
+unsavory odors raised by the proximity of wet boots and garments to the
+big cylinder stove outside the counter, a compound of stale smells from
+kitchen and stable.
+
+After the bank closed he dispatched Peleg Hopkins, the office boy, with
+the note for Mrs. Cullom. He had abandoned his half-formed intention to
+revolt, but had made the note not only as little peremptory as was
+compatible with a clear intimation of its purport as he understood it,
+but had yielded to a natural impulse in beginning it with an expression
+of personal regret--a blunder which cost him no little chagrin in the
+outcome.
+
+Peleg Hopkins grumbled audibly when he was requested to build the fires
+on Christmas day, and expressed his opinion that "if there warn't Bible
+agin workin' on Chris'mus, the' 'd ort ter be"; but when John opened the
+door of the bank that morning he found the temperature in comfortable
+contrast to the outside air. The weather had changed again, and a
+blinding snowstorm, accompanied by a buffeting gale from the northwest,
+made it almost impossible to see a path and to keep it. In the central
+part of the town some tentative efforts had been made to open walks, but
+these were apparent only as slight and tortuous depressions in the
+depths of snow. In the outskirts, the unfortunate pedestrian had to wade
+to the knees.
+
+As John went behind the counter his eye was at once caught by a small
+parcel lying on his desk, of white note paper, tied with a cotton
+string, which he found to be addressed, "Mr. John Lenox, Esq., Present,"
+and as he took it up it seemed heavy for its size.
+
+Opening it, he found a tiny stocking, knit of white wool, to which was
+pinned a piece of paper with the legend, "A Merry Christmas from Aunt
+Polly." Out of the stocking fell a packet fastened with a rubber strap.
+Inside were five ten-dollar gold pieces and a slip of paper on which was
+written, "A Merry Christmas from Your Friend David Harum." For a moment
+John's face burned, and there was a curious smarting of the eyelids as
+he held the little stocking and its contents in his hand. Surely the
+hand that had written "Your Friend" on that scrap of paper could not be
+the hand of an oppressor of widows and orphans. "This," said John to
+himself, "is what he meant when 'he supposed it wouldn't take me long to
+find out what was in my stocking.'"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The door opened and a blast and whirl of wind and snow rushed in,
+ushering the tall, bent form of the Widow Cullom. The drive of the wind
+was so strong that John vaulted over the low cash counter to push the
+door shut again. The poor woman was white with snow from the front of
+her old worsted hood to the bottom of her ragged skirt.
+
+"You are Mrs. Cullom?" said John. "Wait a moment till I brush off the
+snow, and then come to the fire in the back room. Mr. Harum will be in
+directly, I expect."
+
+"Be I much late?" she asked. "I made 's much haste 's I could. It don't
+appear to me 's if I ever see a blusteriner day, 'n I ain't as strong
+as I used to be. Seemed as if I never would git here."
+
+"Oh, no," said John, as he established her before the glowing grate of
+the Franklin stove in the bank parlor, "not at all. Mr. Harum has not
+come in himself yet. Shall you mind if I excuse myself a moment while
+you make yourself as comfortable as possible?" She did not apparently
+hear him. She was trembling from head to foot with cold and fatigue and
+nervous excitement. Her dress was soaked to the knees, and as she sat
+down and put up her feet to the fire John saw a bit of a thin cotton
+stocking and her deplorable shoes, almost in a state of pulp. A
+snow-obliterated path led from the back door of the office to David's
+house, and John snatched his hat and started for it on a run. As he
+stamped off some of the snow on the veranda the door was opened for him
+by Mrs. Bixbee. "Lord sakes!" she exclaimed. "What on earth be you
+cavortin' 'round for such a mornin' 's this without no overcoat, an' on
+a dead run? What's the matter?"
+
+"Nothing serious," he answered, "but I'm in a great hurry. Old Mrs.
+Cullom has walked up from her house to the office, and she is wet
+through and almost perished. I thought you'd send her some dry shoes and
+stockings, and an old shawl or blanket to keep her wet skirt off her
+knees, and a drop of whisky or something. She's all of a tremble, and
+I'm afraid she will have a chill."
+
+"Certain! certain!" said the kind creature, and she bustled out of the
+room, returning in a minute or two with an armful of comforts. "There's
+a pair of bedroom slips lined with lamb's wool, an' a pair of woolen
+stockin's, an' a blanket shawl. This here petticut, 't ain't what ye'd
+call bran' new, but it's warm and comf'table, an' I don't believe she's
+got much of anythin' on 'ceptin' her dress, an' I'll git ye the whisky,
+but"--here she looked deprecatingly at John--"it ain't gen'ally known 't
+we keep the stuff in the house. I don't know as it's right, but though
+David don't hardly ever touch it he will have it in the house."
+
+"Oh," said John, laughing, "you may trust my discretion, and we'll swear
+Mrs. Cullom to secrecy."
+
+"Wa'al, all right," said Mrs. Bixbee, joining in the laugh as she
+brought the bottle; "jest a minute till I make a passel of the things to
+keep the snow out. There, now, I guess you're fixed, an' you kin hurry
+back 'fore she ketches a chill."
+
+"Thanks very much," said John as he started away. "I have something to
+say to you besides 'Merry Christmas,' but I must wait till another
+time."
+
+When John got back to the office David had just preceded him.
+
+"Wa'al, wa'al," he was saying, "but you be in a putty consid'able state.
+Hullo, John! what you got there? Wa'al, you air the stuff! Slips,
+blanket-shawl, petticut, stockin's--wa'al, you an' Polly ben puttin'
+your heads together, I guess. What's that? Whisky! Wa'al, scat my ----!
+I didn't s'pose wild hosses would have drawed it out o' Polly to let on
+the' was any in the house, much less to fetch it out. Jest the thing!
+Oh, yes ye are, Mis' Cullom--jest a mouthful with water," taking the
+glass from John, "jest a spoonful to git your blood a-goin', an' then
+Mr. Lenox an' me 'll go into the front room while you make yourself
+comf'table."
+
+"Consarn it all!" exclaimed Mr. Harum as they stood leaning against the
+teller's counter, facing the street, "I didn't cal'late to have Mis'
+Cullom hoof it up here the way she done. When I see what kind of a day
+it was I went out to the barn to have the cutter hitched an' send for
+her, an' I found ev'rythin' topsy-turvy. That dum'd uneasy sorril colt
+had got cast in the stall, an' I ben fussin' with him ever since. I
+clean forgot all 'bout Mis' Cullom till jest now."
+
+"Is the colt much injured?" John asked.
+
+"Wa'al, he won't trot a twenty gait in some time, I reckon," replied
+David. "He's wrenched his shoulder some, an' mebbe strained his inside.
+Don't seem to take no int'rist in his feed, an' that's a bad sign.
+Consarn a hoss, anyhow! If they're wuth anythin' they're more bother 'n
+a teethin' baby. Alwus some dum thing ailin' 'em, an' I took consid'able
+stock in that colt too," he added regretfully, "an' I could 'a' got
+putty near what I was askin' fer him last week, an' putty near what he
+was wuth, an' I've noticed that most gen'ally alwus when I let a good
+offer go like that, some cussed thing happens to the hoss. It ain't a
+bad idee, in the hoss bus'nis anyway, to be willin' to let the other
+feller make a dollar once 'n a while."
+
+After that aphorism they waited in silence for a few minutes, and then
+David called out over his shoulder, "How be you gettin' along, Mis'
+Cullom?"
+
+"I guess I'm fixed," she answered, and David walked slowly back into the
+parlor, leaving John in the front office. He was annoyed to realize
+that in the bustle over Mrs. Cullom and what followed, he had forgotten
+to acknowledge the Christmas gift; but, hoping that Mr. Harum had been
+equally oblivious, promised himself to repair the omission later on. He
+would have preferred to go out and leave the two to settle their affair
+without witness or hearer, but his employer, who, as he had found,
+usually had a reason for his actions, had explicitly requested him to
+remain, and he had no choice. He perched himself upon one of the office
+stools and composed himself to await the conclusion of the affair.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+
+Mrs. Cullom was sitting at one corner of the fire, and David drew a
+chair opposite to her.
+
+"Feelin' all right now? whisky hain't made ye liable to no disorderly
+conduct, has it?" he asked with a laugh.
+
+"Yes, thank you," was the reply, "the warm things are real comfortin',
+'n' I guess I hain't had licker enough to make me want to throw things.
+You got a kind streak in ye, Dave Harum, if you did send me this here
+note--but I s'pose ye know your own bus'nis," she added with a sigh of
+resignation. "I ben fearin' fer a good while 't I couldn't hold on t'
+that prop'ty, an' I don't know but what you might's well git it as 'Zeke
+Swinney, though I ben hopin' 'gainst hope that Charley 'd be able to do
+more 'n he has."
+
+"Let's see the note," said David curtly. "H'm, humph, 'regret to say
+that I have been instructed by Mr. Harum'--wa'al, h'm'm, cal'lated to
+clear his own skirts anyway--h'm'm--'must be closed up without further
+delay' (John's eye caught the little white stocking which still lay on
+his desk)--wa'al, yes, that's about what I told Mr. Lenox to say fur's
+the bus'nis part's concerned--I might 'a' done my own regrettin' if I'd
+wrote the note myself." (John said something to himself.) "'T ain't the
+pleasantest thing in the world fer ye, I allow, but then you see,
+bus'nis is bus'nis."
+
+John heard David clear his throat, and there was a hiss in the open
+fire. Mrs. Cullom was silent, and David resumed:
+
+"You see, Mis' Cullom, it's like this. I ben thinkin' of this matter fer
+a good while. That place ain't ben no real good to ye sence the first
+year you signed that morgidge. You hain't scurcely more'n made ends
+meet, let alone the int'rist, an' it's ben simply a question o' time,
+an' who'd git the prop'ty in the long run fer some years. I reckoned,
+same as you did, that Charley 'd mebbe come to the front--but he hain't
+done it, an' 't ain't likely he ever will. Charley's a likely 'nough boy
+some ways, but he hain't got much 'git there' in his make-up, not more'n
+enough fer one anyhow, I reckon. That's about the size on't, ain't it?"
+
+Mrs. Cullom murmured a feeble admission that she was "'fraid it was."
+
+"Wa'al," resumed Mr. Harum, "I see how things was goin', an' I see that
+unless I played euchre, 'Zeke Swinney 'd git that prop'ty, an' whether I
+wanted it myself or not, I didn't cal'late he sh'd git it anyway. He put
+a spoke in my wheel once, an' I hain't forgot it. But that hain't
+neither here nor there. Wa'al," after a short pause, "you know I helped
+ye pull the thing along on the chance, as ye may say, that you an' your
+son 'd somehow make a go on't."
+
+"You ben very kind, so fur," said the widow faintly.
+
+"Don't ye say that, don't ye say that," protested David. "'T wa'n't no
+kindness. It was jest bus'nis: I wa'n't takin' no chances, an' I s'pose
+I might let the thing run a spell longer if I c'd see any use in't. But
+the' ain't, an' so I ast ye to come up this mornin' so 't we c'd settle
+the thing up without no fuss, nor trouble, nor lawyer's fees, nor
+nothin'. I've got the papers all drawed, an' John--Mr. Lenox--here to
+take the acknowlidgments. You hain't no objection to windin' the thing
+up this mornin', have ye?"
+
+"I s'pose I'll have to do whatever you say," replied the poor woman in a
+tone of hopeless discouragement, "an' I might as well be killed to once,
+as to die by inch pieces."
+
+"All right then," said David cheerfully, ignoring her lethal suggestion,
+"but before we git down to bus'nis an' signin' papers, an' in order to
+set myself in as fair a light 's I can in the matter, I want to tell ye
+a little story."
+
+"I hain't no objection 's I know of," acquiesced the widow graciously.
+
+"All right," said David, "I won't preach more 'n about up to the
+sixthly--How'd you feel if I was to light up a cigar? I hain't much of a
+hand at a yarn, an' if I git stuck, I c'n puff a spell. Thank ye. Wa'al,
+Mis' Cullom, you used to know somethin' about my folks. I was raised on
+Buxton Hill. The' was nine on us, an' I was the youngest o' the lot. My
+father farmed a piece of about forty to fifty acres, an' had a small
+shop where he done odd times small jobs of tinkerin' fer the neighbors
+when the' was anythin' to do. My mother was his second, an' I was the
+only child of that marriage. He married agin when I was about two year
+old, an' how I ever got raised 's more 'n I c'n tell ye. My sister Polly
+was 'sponsible more 'n any one, I guess, an' the only one o' the whole
+lot that ever gin me a decent word. Small farmin' ain't cal'lated to
+fetch out the best traits of human nature--an' keep 'em out--an' it
+seems to me sometimes that when the old man wa'n't cuffin' my ears he
+was lickin' me with a rawhide or a strap. Fur 's that was concerned, all
+his boys used to ketch it putty reg'lar till they got too big. One on
+'em up an' licked him one night, an' lit out next day. I s'pose the old
+man's disposition was sp'iled by what some feller said farmin' was,
+'workin' all day, an' doin' chores all night,' an' larrupin' me an' all
+the rest on us was about all the enjoyment he got. My brothers an'
+sisters--'ceptin' of Polly--was putty nigh as bad in respect of cuffs
+an' such like; an' my step-marm was, on the hull, the wust of all. She
+hadn't no childern o' her own, an' it appeared 's if I was jest pizen to
+her. 'T wa'n't so much slappin' an' cuffin' with her as 't was tongue.
+She c'd say things that 'd jest raise a blister like pizen ivy. I s'pose
+I _was_ about as ord'nary, no-account-lookin', red-headed, freckled
+little cuss as you ever see, an' slinkin' in my manners. The air of our
+home circle wa'n't cal'lated to raise heroes in.
+
+"I got three four years' schoolin', an' made out to read an' write an'
+cipher up to long division 'fore I got through, but after I got to be
+six year old, school or no school, I had to work reg'lar at anything I
+had strength fer, an' more too. Chores before school an' after school,
+an' a two-mile walk to git there. As fur 's clo'es was concerned, any
+old thing that 'd hang together was good enough fer me; but by the time
+the older boys had outgrowed their duds, an' they was passed on to me,
+the' wa'n't much left on 'em. A pair of old cowhide boots that leaked
+in more snow an' water 'n they kept out, an' a couple pairs of woolen
+socks that was putty much all darns, was expected to see me through the
+winter, an' I went barefoot f'm the time the snow was off the ground
+till it flew agin in the fall. The' wa'n't but two seasons o' the year
+with me--them of chilblains an' stun-bruises."
+
+The speaker paused and stared for a moment into the comfortable glow of
+the fire, and then discovering to his apparent surprise that his cigar
+had gone out, lighted it from a coal picked out with the tongs.
+
+"Farmin' 's a hard life," remarked Mrs. Cullom with an air of being
+expected to make some contribution to the conversation.
+
+"An' yit, as it seems to me as I look back on't," David resumed
+pensively, "the wust on't was that nobody ever gin me a kind word, 'cept
+Polly. I s'pose I got kind o' used to bein' cold an' tired; dressin' in
+a snowdrift where it blowed into the attic, an' goin' out to fodder
+cattle 'fore sun-up; pickin' up stun in the blazin' sun, an' doin' all
+the odd jobs my father set me to, an' the older ones shirked onto me.
+That was the reg'lar order o' things; but I remember I never _did_ git
+used to never pleasin' nobody. 'Course I didn't expect nothin' f'm my
+step-marm, an' the only way I ever knowed I'd done my stent fur 's
+father was concerned, was that he didn't say nothin'. But sometimes the
+older ones 'd git settin' 'round, talkin' an' laughin', havin' pop corn
+an' apples, an' that, an' I'd kind o' sidle up, wantin' to join 'em, an'
+some on 'em 'd say, 'What _you_ doin' here? time you was in bed,' an'
+give me a shove or a cuff. Yes, ma'am," looking up at Mrs. Cullom, "the
+wust on't was that I was kind o' scairt the hull time. Once in a while
+Polly 'd give me a mossel o' comfort, but Polly wa'n't but little older
+'n me, an' bein' the youngest girl, was chored most to death herself."
+
+It had stopped snowing, and though the wind still came in gusty blasts,
+whirling the drift against the windows, a wintry gleam of sunshine came
+in and touched the widow's wrinkled face.
+
+"It's amazin' how much trouble an' sorrer the' is in the world, an' how
+soon it begins," she remarked, moving a little to avoid the sunlight. "I
+hain't never ben able to reconcile how many good things the' be, an' how
+little most on us gits o' them. I hain't ben to meetin' fer a long spell
+'cause I hain't had no fit clo'es, but I remember most of the preachin'
+I've set under either dwelt on the wrath to come, or else on the Lord's
+doin' all things well, an' providin'. I hope I ain't no wickeder 'n than
+the gen'ral run, but it's putty hard to hev faith in the Lord's
+providin' when you hain't got nothin' in the house but corn meal, an'
+none too much o' that."
+
+"That's so, Mis' Cullom, that's so," affirmed David. "I don't blame ye a
+mite. 'Doubts assail, an' oft prevail,' as the hymn-book says, an' I
+reckon it's a sight easier to have faith on meat an' potatoes 'n it is
+on corn meal mush. Wa'al, as I was sayin'--I hope I ain't tirin' ye with
+my goin's on?"
+
+"No," said Mrs. Cullom, "I'm engaged to hear ye, but nobody 'd suppose
+to see ye now that ye was such a f'lorn little critter as you make out."
+
+"It's jest as I'm tellin' ye, an' more also, as the Bible says,"
+returned David, and then, rather more impressively, as if he were
+leading up to his conclusion, "it come along to a time when I was 'twixt
+thirteen an' fourteen. The' was a cirkis billed to show down here in
+Homeville, an' ev'ry barn an' shed fer miles around had pictures stuck
+onto 'em of el'phants, an' rhinoceroses, an' ev'ry animul that went into
+the ark; an' girls ridin' bareback an' jumpin' through hoops, an'
+fellers ridin' bareback an' turnin' summersets, an' doin' turnovers on
+swings; an' clowns gettin' hoss-whipped, an' ev'ry kind of a thing that
+could be pictered out; an' how the' was to be a grand percession at ten
+o'clock, 'ith golden chariots, an' scripteral allegories, an' the hull
+bus'nis; an' the gran' performance at two o'clock; admission twenty-five
+cents, children under twelve, at cetery, an' so forth. Wa'al, I hadn't
+no more idee o' goin' to that cirkis 'n I had o' flyin' to the moon, but
+the night before the show somethin' waked me 'bout twelve o'clock. I
+don't know how 't was. I'd ben helpin' mend fence all day, an' gen'ally
+I never knowed nothin' after my head struck the bed till mornin'. But
+that night, anyhow, somethin' waked me, an' I went an' looked out the
+windo', an' there was the hull thing goin' by the house. The' was more
+or less moon, an' I see the el'phant, an' the big wagins--the drivers
+kind o' noddin' over the dashboards--an' the chariots with canvas
+covers--I don't know how many of 'em--an' the cages of the tigers an'
+lions, an' all. Wa'al, I got up the next mornin' at sun-up an' done my
+chores; an' after breakfust I set off fer the ten-acre lot where I was
+mendin' fence. The ten-acre was the farthest off of any, Homeville way,
+an' I had my dinner in a tin pail so't I needn't lose no time goin'
+home at noon, an', as luck would have it, the' wa'n't nobody with me
+that mornin'. Wa'al, I got down to the lot an' set to work; but somehow
+I couldn't git that show out o' my head nohow. As I said, I hadn't no
+more notion of goin' to that cirkis 'n I had of kingdom come. I'd never
+had two shillin' of my own in my hull life. But the more I thought on't
+the uneasier I got. Somethin' seemed pullin' an' haulin' at me, an'
+fin'ly I gin in. I allowed I'd see that percession anyway if it took a
+leg, an' mebbe I c'd git back 'ithout nobody missin' me. 'T any rate,
+I'd take the chances of a lickin' jest once--fer that's what it
+meant--an' I up an' put fer the village lickity-cut. I done them four
+mile lively, I c'n tell ye, an' the stun-bruises never hurt me once.
+
+"When I got down to the village it seemed to me as if the hull
+population of Freeland County was there. I'd never seen so many folks
+together in my life, an' fer a spell it seemed to me as if ev'rybody was
+a-lookin' at me an' sayin', 'That's old Harum's boy Dave, playin'
+hookey,' an' I sneaked 'round dreadin' somebody 'd give me away; but I
+fin'ly found that nobody wa'n't payin' any attention to me--they was
+there to see the show, an' one red-headed boy more or less wa'n't no
+pertic'ler account. Wa'al, putty soon the percession hove in sight, an'
+the' was a reg'lar stampede among the boys, an' when it got by, I run
+an' ketched up with it agin, an' walked alongside the el'phant, tin pail
+an' all, till they fetched up inside the tent. Then I went off to one
+side--it must 'a' ben about 'leven or half-past, an' eat my dinner--I
+had a devourin' appetite--an' thought I'd jest walk round a spell, an'
+then light out fer home. But the' was so many things to see an'
+hear--all the side-show pictures of Fat Women, an' Livin' Skelitons; an'
+Wild Women of Madygasker, an' Wild Men of Borneo; an' snakes windin'
+round women's necks; hand-orgins; fellers that played the 'cordion, an'
+mouth-pipes, an' drum an' cymbals all to once, an' such like--that I
+fergot all about the time an' the ten-acre lot, an' the stun fence, an'
+fust I knowed the folks was makin' fer the ticket wagin, an' the band
+begun to play inside the tent. Be I taxin' your patience over the
+limit?" said David, breaking off in his story and addressing Mrs. Cullom
+more directly.
+
+"No, I guess not," she replied; "I was jest thinkin' of a circus I went
+to once," she added with an audible sigh.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, taking a last farewell of the end of his cigar,
+which he threw into the grate, "mebbe what's comin' 'll int'rest ye more
+'n the rest on't has. I was standin' gawpin' 'round, list'nin' to the
+band an' watchin' the folks git their tickets, when all of a suddin I
+felt a twitch at my hair--it had a way of workin' out of the holes in my
+old chip straw hat--an' somebody says to me, 'Wa'al, sonny, what you
+thinkin' of?' he says. I looked up, an' who do you s'pose it was? It was
+Billy P. Cullom! I knowed who he was, fer I'd seen him before, but of
+course he didn't know me. Yes, ma'am, it was Billy P., an' wa'n't he
+rigged out to kill!"
+
+The speaker paused and looked into the fire, smiling. The woman started
+forward facing him, and clasping her hands, cried, "My husband! What'd
+he have on?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David slowly and reminiscently, "near's I c'n remember, he
+had on a blue broad-cloth claw-hammer coat with flat gilt buttons, an'
+a double-breasted plaid velvet vest, an' pearl-gray pants, strapped down
+over his boots, which was of shiny leather, an' a high pointed collar
+an' blue stock with a pin in it (I remember wonderin' if it c'd be real
+gold), an' a yeller-white plug beaver hat."
+
+At the description of each article of attire Mrs. Cullom nodded her
+head, with her eyes fixed on David's face, and as he concluded she broke
+out breathlessly, "Oh, yes! Oh, yes! David, he wore them very same
+clo'es, an' he took me to that very same show that very same night!"
+There was in her face a look almost of awe, as if a sight of her
+long-buried past youth had been shown to her from a coffin.
+
+Neither spoke for a moment or two, and it was the widow who broke the
+silence. As David had conjectured, she was interested at last, and sat
+leaning forward with her hands clasped in her lap.
+
+"Well," she exclaimed, "ain't ye goin' on? What did he say to ye?"
+
+"Cert'nly, cert'nly," responded David, "I'll tell ye near 's I c'n
+remember, an' I c'n remember putty near. As I told ye, I felt a twitch
+at my hair, an' he said, 'What be you thinkin' about, sonny?' I looked
+up at him, an' looked away quick. 'I dunno,' I says, diggin' my big toe
+into the dust; an' then, I dunno how I got the spunk to, for I was shyer
+'n a rat, 'Guess I was thinkin' 'bout mendin' that fence up in the
+ten-acre lot's much's anythin',' I says.
+
+"'Ain't you goin' to the cirkis?' he says.
+
+"'I hain't got no money to go to cirkises,' I says, rubbin' the dusty
+toes o' one foot over t' other, 'nor nothin' else,' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'why don't you crawl under the canvas?'
+
+"That kind o' riled me, shy 's I was. 'I don't crawl under no canvases,'
+I says. 'If I can't go in same 's other folks, I'll stay out,' I says,
+lookin' square at him fer the fust time. He wa'n't exac'ly smilin', but
+the' was a look in his eyes that was the next thing to it."
+
+"Lordy me!" sighed Mrs. Cullom, as if to herself. "How well I can
+remember that look; jest as if he was laughin' at ye, an' wa'n't
+laughin' at ye, an' his arm around your neck!"
+
+David nodded in reminiscent sympathy, and rubbed his bald poll with the
+back of his hand.
+
+"Wa'al," interjected the widow.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, resuming, "he says to me, 'Would you like to go to
+the cirkis?' an' with that it occurred to me that I did want to go to
+that cirkis more'n anythin' I ever wanted to before--nor since, it seems
+to me. But I tell ye the truth, I was so far f'm expectin' to go't I
+really hadn't knowed I wanted to. I looked at him, an' then down agin,
+an' began tenderin' up a stun-bruise on one heel agin the other instep,
+an' all I says was, bein' so dum'd shy, 'I dunno,' I says. But I guess
+he seen in my face what my feelin's was, fer he kind o' laughed an'
+pulled out half-a-dollar an' says: 'D' you think you could git a couple
+o' tickits in that crowd? If you kin, I think I'll go myself, but I
+don't want to git my boots all dust,' he says. I allowed I c'd try; an'
+I guess them bare feet o' mine tore up the dust some gettin' over to the
+wagin. Wa'al, I had another scare gettin' the tickits, fer fear some one
+that knowed me 'd see me with a half-a-dollar, an' think I must 'a'
+stole the money. But I got 'em an' carried 'em back to him, an' he took
+'em an' put 'em in his vest pocket, an' handed me a ten-cent piece, an'
+says, 'Mebbe you'll want somethin' in the way of refreshments fer
+yourself an' mebbe the el'phant,' he says, an' walked off toward the
+tent; an' I stood stun still, lookin' after him. He got off about a rod
+or so an' stopped an' looked back. 'Ain't you comin'?' he says.
+
+"'Be I goin' with _you_?" I says.
+
+"'Why not?' he says, ''nless you'd ruther go alone,' an' he put his
+finger an' thumb into his vest pocket. Wa'al, ma'am, I looked at him a
+minute, with his shiny hat an' boots, an' fine clo'es, an' gold pin, an'
+thought of my ragged ole shirt, an' cotton pants, an' ole chip hat with
+the brim most gone, an' my tin pail an' all. 'I ain't fit to,' I says,
+ready to cry--an'--wa'al, he jest laughed, an' says, 'Nonsense,' he
+says, 'come along. A man needn't be ashamed of his workin' clo'es,' he
+says, an' I'm dum'd if he didn't take holt of my hand, an' in we went
+that way together."
+
+"How like him that was!" said the widow softly.
+
+"Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, I reckon it was," said David, nodding.
+
+"Wa'al," he went on after a little pause, "I was ready to sink into the
+ground with shyniss at fust, but that wore off some after a little, an'
+we two seen the hull show, I _tell_ ye. We walked 'round the cages, an'
+we fed the el'phant--that is, he bought the stuff an' I fed him. I
+'member--he, he, he!--'t he says, 'mind you git the right end,' he says,
+an' then we got a couple o' seats, an' the doin's begun."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+
+The widow was looking at David with shining eyes and devouring his
+words. All the years of trouble and sorrow and privation were wiped out,
+and she was back in the days of her girlhood. Ah, yes! how well she
+remembered him as he looked that very day--so handsome, so splendidly
+dressed, so debonair; and how proud she had been to sit by his side that
+night, observed and envied of all the village girls.
+
+"I ain't goin' to go over the hull show," proceeded David, "well 's I
+remember it. The' didn't nothin' git away from me that afternoon, an'
+once I come near to stickin' a piece o' gingerbread into my ear 'stid o'
+my mouth. I had my ten-cent piece that Billy P. give me, but he wouldn't
+let me buy nothin'; an' when the gingerbread man come along he says,
+'Air ye hungry, Dave? (I'd told him my name), air ye hungry?' Wa'al, I
+was a growin' boy, an' I was hungry putty much all the time. He bought
+two big squares an' gin me one, an' when I'd swallered it, he says,
+'Guess you better tackle this one too,' he says, 'I've dined.' I didn't
+exac'ly know what 'dined' meant, but--he, he, he, he!--I tackled it,"
+and David smacked his lips in memory.
+
+"Wa'al," he went on, "we done the hull programmy--gingerbread,
+lemonade--_pink_ lemonade, an' he took some o' that--pop corn, peanuts,
+pep'mint candy, cin'mun candy--scat my ----! an' he payin' fer
+ev'rythin'--I thought he was jest made o' money! An' I remember how we
+talked about all the doin's; the ridin', an' jumpin', an' summersettin',
+an' all--fer he'd got all the shyniss out of me for the time--an' once I
+looked up at him, an' he looked down at me with that curious look in his
+eyes an' put his hand on my shoulder. Wa'al, now, I tell ye, I had a
+queer, crinkly feelin' go up an' down my back, an' I like to up an'
+cried."
+
+"Dave," said the widow, "I kin see you two as if you was settin' there
+front of me. He was alwus like that. Oh, my! Oh, my! David," she added
+solemnly, while two tears rolled slowly down her wrinkled face, "we
+lived together, husban' an' wife, fer seven year, an' he never give me a
+cross word."
+
+"I don't doubt it a mossel," said David simply, leaning over and poking
+the fire, which operation kept his face out of her sight and was
+prolonged rather unduly. Finally he straightened up and, blowing his
+nose as it were a trumpet, said:
+
+"Wa'al, the cirkis fin'ly come to an end, an' the crowd hustled to git
+out 's if they was afraid the tent 'd come down on 'em. I got kind o'
+mixed up in 'em, an' somebody tried to git my tin pail, or I thought he
+did, an' the upshot was that I lost sight o' Billy P., an' couldn't make
+out to ketch a glimpse of him nowhere. An' _then_ I kind o' come down to
+earth, kerchug! It was five o'clock, an' I had better 'n four mile to
+walk--mostly up hill--an' if I knowed anything 'bout the old man, an' I
+thought I _did_, I had the all-firedist lickin' ahead of me 't I'd ever
+got, an' that was sayin' a good deal. But, boy 's I was, I had grit
+enough to allow 't was wuth it, an' off I put."
+
+"Did he lick ye much?" inqured Mrs. Cullom anxiously.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "he done his best. He was layin' fer me when I
+struck the front gate--I knowed it wa'n't no use to try the back door,
+an' he took me by the ear--most pulled it off--an' marched me off to the
+barn shed without a word. I never see him so mad. Seemed like he
+couldn't speak fer a while, but fin'ly he says, 'Where you ben all day?'
+
+"'Down t' the village,' I says.
+
+"'What you ben up to down there?' he says.
+
+"'Went to the cirkis,' I says, thinkin' I might 's well make a clean
+breast on't.
+
+"'Where 'd you git the money?' he says.
+
+"'Mr. Cullom took me,' I says.
+
+"'You lie,' he says. 'You stole the money somewheres, an' I'll trounce
+it out of ye, if I kill ye,' he says.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, twisting his shoulders in recollection, "I won't
+harrer up your feelin's. 'S I told you, he done his best. I was willin'
+to quit long 'fore he was. Fact was, he overdone it a little, an' he had
+to throw water in my face 'fore he got through; an' he done that as
+thorough as the other thing. I was somethin' like a chickin jest out o'
+the cistern. I crawled off to bed the best I could, but I didn't lay on
+my back fer a good spell, I c'n tell ye."
+
+"You poor little critter," exclaimed Mrs. Cullom sympathetically. "You
+poor little critter!"
+
+"'T was more'n wuth it, Mis' Cullom," said David emphatically. "I'd had
+the most enjoy'ble day, I might say the only enjoy'ble day, 't I'd ever
+had in my hull life, an' I hain't never fergot it. I got over the
+lickin' in course of time, but I've ben enjoyin' that cirkis fer forty
+year. The' wa'n't but one thing to hender, an' that's this, that I
+hain't never ben able to remember--an' to this day I lay awake nights
+tryin' to--that I said 'Thank ye' to Billy P., an' I never seen him
+after that day."
+
+"How's that?" asked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Wa'al," was the reply, "that day was the turnin' point with me. The
+next night I lit out with what duds I c'd git together, an' as much grub
+'s I could pack in that tin pail; an' the next time I see the old house
+on Buxton Hill the' hadn't ben no Harums in it fer years."
+
+Here David rose from his chair, yawned and stretched himself, and stood
+with his back to the fire. The widow looked up anxiously into his face.
+"Is that all?" she asked after a while.
+
+"Wa'al, it is an' it ain't. I've got through yarnin' about Dave Harum at
+any rate, an' mebbe we'd better have a little confab on your matters,
+seein' 't I've got you 'way up here such a mornin' 's this. I gen'ally
+do bus'nis fust an' talkin' afterward," he added, "but I kind o' got to
+goin' an' kept on this time."
+
+He put his hand into the breast pocket of his coat and took out three
+papers, which he shuffled in review as if to verify their identity, and
+then held them in one hand, tapping them softly upon the palm of the
+other, as if at a loss how to begin. The widow sat with her eyes
+fastened upon the papers, trembling with nervous apprehension.
+Presently he broke the silence.
+
+"About this here morgidge o' your'n," he said, "I sent ye word that I
+wanted to close the matter up, an' seein' 't you're here an' come fer
+that purpose, I guess we'd better make a job on't. The' ain't no time
+like the present, as the sayin' is."
+
+"I s'pose it'll hev to be as you say," said the widow in a shaking
+voice.
+
+"Mis' Cullom," said David solemnly, "_you_ know, an' I know, that I've
+got the repitation of bein' a hard, graspin', schemin' man. Mebbe I be.
+Mebbe I've ben hard done by all my hull life, an' have had to be; an'
+mebbe, now 't I've got ahead some, it's got to be second nature, an' I
+can't seem to help it. 'Bus'nis is bus'nis' ain't part of the golden
+rule, I allow, but the way it gen'ally runs, fur 's I've found out, is,
+'Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, an' do it
+fust.' But, if you want to keep this thing a-runnin' as it's goin' on
+now fer a spell longer, say one year, or two, or even three, you may,
+only I've got somethin' to say to ye 'fore ye elect."
+
+"Wa'al," said the poor woman, "I expect it 'd only be pilin' up wrath
+agin' the day o' wrath. I can't pay the int'rist now without starvin',
+an' I hain't got no one to bid in the prop'ty fer me if it was to be
+sold."
+
+"Mis' Cullom," said David, "I said I'd got somethin' more to tell ye,
+an' if, when I git through, you don't think I've treated you right,
+includin' this mornin's confab, I hope you'll fergive me. It's this, an'
+I'm the only person livin' that 's knowin' to it, an' in fact I may say
+that I'm the only person that ever was really knowin' to it. It was
+before you was married, an' I'm sure he never told ye, fer I don't doubt
+he fergot all about it, but your husband, Billy P. Cullom, that was,
+made a small investment once on a time, yes, ma'am, he did, an' in his
+kind of careless way it jest slipped his mind. The amount of cap'tal he
+put in wa'n't large, but the rate of int'rist was uncommon high. Now, he
+never drawed no dividends on't, an' they've ben 'cumulatin' fer forty
+year, more or less, at compound int'rist."
+
+The widow started forward, as if to rise from her seat. David put his
+hand out gently and said, "Jest a minute, Mis' Cullom, jest a minute,
+till I git through. Part o' that cap'tal," he resumed, "consistin' of a
+quarter an' some odd cents, was invested in the cirkis bus'nis, an' the
+rest on't--the cap'tal, an' all the cash cap'tal that I started in
+bus'nis with--was the ten cents your husband give me that day, an'
+here," said David, striking the papers in his left hand with the back of
+his right, "_here_ is the _dividends_! This here second morgidge, not
+bein' on record, may jest as well go onto the fire--it's gettin'
+low--an' here's a satisfaction piece which I'm goin' to execute now,
+that'll clear the thousan' dollar one. Come in here, John," he called
+out.
+
+The widow stared at David for a moment speechless, but as the
+significance of his words dawned upon her, the blood flushed darkly in
+her face. She sprang to her feet and, throwing up her arms, cried out:
+"My Lord! My Lord! Dave! Dave Harum! Is it true?--tell me it's true! You
+ain't foolin' me, air ye, Dave? You wouldn't fool a poor old woman that
+never done ye no harm, nor said a mean word agin ye, would ye? Is it
+true? an' is my place clear? an' I don't owe nobody anythin'--I mean, no
+money? Tell it agin. Oh, tell it agin! Oh, Dave! it's too good to be
+true! Oh! Oh! Oh, _my_! an' here I be cryin' like a great baby, an',
+an'"--fumbling in her pocket--"I do believe I hain't got no
+hank'chif--Oh, thank ye," to John; "I'll do it up an' send it back
+to-morrer. Oh, what made ye do it, Dave?"
+
+"Set right down an' take it easy, Mis' Cullom," said David soothingly,
+putting his hands on her shoulders and gently pushing her back into her
+chair. "Set right down an' take it easy.--Yes," to John, "I acknowledge
+that I signed that."
+
+He turned to the widow, who sat wiping her eyes with John's
+handkerchief.
+
+"Yes, ma'am," he said, "It's as true as anythin' kin be. I wouldn't no
+more fool ye, ye know I wouldn't, don't ye? than I'd--jerk a hoss," he
+asseverated. "Your place is clear now, an' by this time to-morro' the'
+won't be the scratch of a pen agin it. I'll send the satisfaction over
+fer record fust thing in the mornin'."
+
+"But, Dave," protested the widow, "I s'pose ye know what you're
+doin'--?"
+
+"Yes," he interposed, "I cal'late I do, putty near. You ast me why I
+done it, an' I'll tell ye if ye want to know. I'm payin' off an old
+score, an' gettin' off cheap, too. That's what I'm doin'! I thought I'd
+hinted up to it putty plain, seein' 't I've talked till my jaws ache;
+but I'll sum it up to ye if you like."
+
+He stood with his feet aggressively wide apart, one hand in his
+trousers pocket, and holding in the other the "morgidge," which he waved
+from time to time in emphasis.
+
+"You c'n estimate, I reckon," he began, "what kind of a bringin'-up I
+had, an' what a poor, mis'able, God-fersaken, scairt-to-death little
+forlorn critter I was; put upon, an' snubbed, an' jawed at till I'd come
+to believe myself--what was rubbed into me the hull time--that I was the
+most all-'round no-account animul that was ever made out o' dust, an'
+wa'n't ever likely to be no diff'rent. Lookin' back, it seems to me
+that--exceptin' of Polly--I never had a kind word said to me, nor a
+day's fun. Your husband, Billy P. Cullom, was the fust man that ever
+treated me human up to that time. He give me the only enjoy'ble time 't
+I'd ever had, an' I don't know 't anythin' 's ever equaled it since. He
+spent money on me, an' he give me money to spend--that had never had a
+cent to call my own--_an'_, Mis' Cullom, he took me by the hand, an' he
+talked to me, an' he gin me the fust notion 't I'd ever had that mebbe I
+wa'n't only the scum o' the earth, as I'd ben teached to believe. I told
+ye that that day was the turnin' point of my life. Wa'al, it wa'n't the
+lickin' I got, though that had somethin' to do with it, but I'd never
+have had the spunk to run away's I did if it hadn't ben for the
+heartenin' Billy P. gin me, an' never knowed it, an' never knowed it,"
+he repeated mournfully. "I alwus allowed to pay some o' that debt back
+to him, but seein' 's I can't do that, Mis' Cullom, I'm glad an'
+thankful to pay it to his widdo'."
+
+"Mebbe he knows, Dave," said Mrs. Cullom softly.
+
+"Mebbe he does," assented David in a low voice.
+
+Neither spoke for a time, and then the widow said: "David, I can't thank
+ye 's I ought ter--I don't know how--but I'll pray for ye night an'
+mornin' 's long 's I got breath. An', Dave," she added humbly, "I want
+to take back what I said about the Lord's providin'."
+
+She sat a moment, lost in her thoughts, and then exclaimed, "Oh, it
+don't seem 's if I c'd wait to write to Charley!"
+
+"I've wrote to Charley," said David, "an' told him to sell out there an'
+come home, an' to draw on me fer any balance he needed to move him. I've
+got somethin' in my eye that'll be easier an' better payin' than
+fightin' grasshoppers an' drought in Kansas."
+
+"Dave Harum!" cried the widow, rising to her feet, "you ought to 'a' ben
+a king!"
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I don't know much about the kingin'
+bus'nis, but I guess a cloth cap 'n' a hoss whip 's more 'n my line than
+a crown an' scepter. An' now," he added, "'s we've got through 'th our
+bus'nis, s'pose you step over to the house an' see Polly. She's
+expectin' on ye to dinner. Oh, yes," replying to the look of deprecation
+in her face as she viewed her shabby frock, "you an' Polly c'n prink up
+some if you want to, but we can't take 'No' fer an answer Chris'mus day,
+clo'es or no clo'es."
+
+"I'd really like ter," said Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"All right then," said David cheerfully. "The path is swep' by this
+time, I guess, an' I'll see ye later. Oh, by the way," he exclaimed,
+"the's somethin' I fergot. I want to make you a proposition, ruther an
+onusual one, but seein' ev'rythin' is as 't is, perhaps you'll consider
+it."
+
+"Dave," declared the widow, "if I could, an' you ast for it, I'd give ye
+anythin' on the face o' this mortal globe!"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, nodding and smiling, "I thought that mebbe, long 's
+you got the int'rist of that investment we ben talkin' about, you'd let
+me keep what's left of the princ'pal. Would ye like to see it?"
+
+Mrs. Cullom looked at him with a puzzled expression without replying.
+
+David took from his pocket a large wallet, secured by a strap, and,
+opening it, extracted something enveloped in much faded brown paper.
+Unfolding this, he displayed upon his broad fat palm an old silver dime
+black with age.
+
+"There's the cap'tal," he said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+
+John walked to the front door with Mrs. Cullom, but she declined with
+such evident sincerity his offer to carry her bundle to the house that
+he let her out of the office and returned to the back room. David was
+sitting before the fire, leaning back in his chair with his hands thrust
+deep in his trousers pockets. He looked up as John entered and said,
+"Draw up a chair."
+
+John brought a chair and stood by the side of it while he said, "I want
+to thank you for the Christmas remembrance, which pleased and touched me
+very deeply; and," he added diffidently, "I want to say how mortified I
+am--in fact, I want to apologize for--"
+
+"Regrettin'?" interrupted David with a motion of his hand toward the
+chair and a smile of great amusement. "Sho, sho! Se' down, se' down.
+I'm glad you found somethin' in your stockin' if it pleased ye, an' as
+fur's that regret o' your'n was concerned--wa'al--wa'al, I liked ye all
+the better for't, I did fer a fact. He, he, he! Appearances was ruther
+agin me, wasn't they, the way I told it."
+
+"Nevertheless," said John, seating himself, "I ought not to have--that
+is to say, I ought to have known--"
+
+"How could ye," David broke in, "When I as good as told ye I was
+cal'latin' to rob the old lady? He, he, he, he! Scat my ----! Your face
+was a picture when I told ye to write that note, though I reckon you
+didn't know I noticed it."
+
+John laughed and said, "You have been very generous all through, Mr.
+Harum."
+
+"Nothin' to brag on," he replied, "nothin' to brag on. Fur 's Mis'
+Cullom's matter was concerned, 't was as I said, jest payin' off an old
+score; an' as fur 's your stockin', it's really putty much the same.
+I'll allow you've earned it, if it'll set any easier on your stomach."
+
+"I can't say that I have been overworked," said John with a slight
+laugh.
+
+"Mebbe not," rejoined David, "but you hain't ben overpaid neither, an' I
+want ye to be satisfied. Fact is," he continued, "my gettin' you up here
+was putty consid'able of an experiment, but I ben watchin' ye putty
+close, an' I'm more'n satisfied. Mebbe Timson c'd beat ye at figurin'
+an' countin' money when you fust come, an' knowed more about the
+pertic'ler points of the office, but outside of that he was the biggist
+dumb-head I ever see, an' you know how he left things. He hadn't no
+tack, fer one thing. Outside of summin' up figures an' countin' money he
+had a faculty fer gettin' things t'other-end to that beat all. I'd tell
+him a thing, an' explain it to him two three times over, an' he'd say
+'Yes, yes,' an', scat my ----! when it came to carryin' on't out, he
+hadn't sensed it a mite--jest got it which-end-t'other. An talk! Wa'al,
+I think it must 'a' ben a kind of disease with him. He really didn't
+mean no harm, mebbe, but he couldn't no more help lettin' out anythin'
+he knowed, or thought he knowed, than a settin' hen c'n help settin'.
+He kep' me on tenter-hooks the hull endurin' time."
+
+"I should say he was honest enough, was he not?" said John.
+
+"Oh, yes," replied David with a touch of scorn, "he was honest enough
+fur 's money matters was concerned; but he hadn't no tack, nor no sense,
+an' many a time he done more mischief with his gibble-gabble than if
+he'd took fifty dollars out an' out. Fact is," said David, "the kind of
+honesty that won't actually steal 's a kind of fool honesty that's
+common enough; but the kind that keeps a feller's mouth shut when he
+hadn't ought to talk 's about the scurcest thing goin'. I'll jest tell
+ye, fer example, the last mess he made. You know Purse, that keeps the
+gen'ral store? Wa'al, he come to me some months ago, on the quiet, an'
+said that he wanted to borro' five hunderd. He didn't want to git no
+indorser, but he'd show me his books an' give me a statement an' a
+chattel morgidge fer six months. He didn't want nobody to know 't he was
+anyway pushed fer money because he wanted to git some extensions, an' so
+on. I made up my mind it was all right, an' I done it. Wa'al, about a
+month or so after he come to me with tears in his eyes, as ye might say,
+an' says, 'I got somethin' I want to show ye,' an' handed out a letter
+from the house in New York he had some of his biggist dealin's with,
+tellin' him that they regretted"--here David gave John a nudge--"that
+they couldn't give him the extensions he ast for, an' that his paper
+must be paid as it fell due--some twelve hunderd dollars. 'Somebody 's
+leaked,' he says, 'an' they've heard of that morgidge, an' I'm in a
+putty scrape,' he says.
+
+"'H'm'm,' I says, 'what makes ye think so?'
+
+"'Can't be nothin' else,' he says; 'I've dealt with them people fer
+years an' never ast fer nothin' but what I got it, an' now to have 'em
+round up on me like this, it can't be nothin' but what they've got wind
+o' that chattel morgidge,' he says.
+
+"'H'm'm,' I says. 'Any o' their people ben up here lately?' I says.
+
+"'That's jest it,' he says. 'One o' their travellin' men was up here
+last week, an' he come in in the afternoon as chipper as you please,
+wantin' to sell me a bill o' goods, an' I put him off, sayin' that I had
+a putty big stock, an' so on, an' he said he'd see me agin in the
+mornin'--you know that sort of talk,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'did he come in?'
+
+"'No,' says Purse, 'he didn't. I never set eyes on him agin, an' more'n
+that,' he says, 'he took the first train in the mornin', an' now,' he
+says, 'I expect I'll have ev'ry last man I owe anythin' to buzzin'
+'round my ears.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I see about how the land lays, an' I reckon
+you ain't fur out about the morgidge bein' at the bottom on't, an' the'
+ain't no way it c'd 'a' leaked out 'ceptin' through that dum'd
+chuckle-head of a Timson. But this is the way it looks to me--you hain't
+heard nothin' in the village, have ye?' I says.
+
+"'No,' he says. 'Not _yit_,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al, ye won't, I don't believe,' I says, 'an' as fur as that drummer
+is concerned, you c'n bet,' I says, 'that he didn't nor won't let on to
+nobody but his own folks--not till _his_ bus'nis is squared up, an'
+more 'n that,' I says, 'seein' that your trouble 's ben made ye by one
+o' my help, I don't see but what I'll have to see ye through,' I says.
+'You jest give me the address of the New York parties, an' tell me what
+you want done, an' I reckon I c'n fix the thing so 't they won't bother
+ye. I don't believe,' I says, 'that anybody else knows anythin' yet, an'
+I'll shut up Timson's yawp so 's it'll stay shut.'"
+
+"How did the matter come out?" asked John, "and what did Purse say?"
+
+"Oh," replied David, "Purse went off head up an' tail up. He said he was
+everlastin'ly obliged to me, an'--he, he, he!--he said 't was more 'n he
+expected. You see I charged him what I thought was right on the 'rig'nal
+deal, an' he squimmidged some, an' I reckon he allowed to be putty well
+bled if I took holt agin; but I done as I agreed on the extension
+bus'nis, an' I'm on his paper for twelve hunderd fer nothin', jest
+because that nikum-noddy of a Timson let that drummer bamboozle him into
+talkin'. I found out the hull thing, an' the very day I wrote to the New
+York fellers fer Purse, I wrote to Gen'ral Wolsey to find me somebody to
+take Timson's place. I allowed I'd ruther have somebody that didn't know
+nobody, than such a clackin' ole he-hen as Chet."
+
+"I should have said that it was rather a hazardous thing to do," said
+John, "to put a total stranger like me into what is rather a
+confidential position, as well as a responsible one."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "in the fust place I knew that the Gen'ral wouldn't
+recommend no dead-beat nor no skin, an' I allowed that if the raw
+material was O.K., I could break it in; an' if it wa'n't I should find
+it out putty quick. Like a young hoss," he remarked, "if he's sound an'
+kind, an' got gumption, I'd sooner break him in myself 'n not--fur's my
+use goes--an' if I can't, nobody can, an' I get rid on him. You
+understand?"
+
+"Yes," said John with a smile.
+
+"Wa'al," continued David, "I liked your letter, an' when you come I
+liked your looks. Of course I couldn't tell jest how you'd take holt,
+nor if you an' me 'd hitch. An' then agin, I didn't know whether you
+could stan' it here after livin' in a city all your life. I watched ye
+putty close--closter 'n you knowed of, I guess. I seen right off that
+you was goin' to fill your collar, fur's the work was concerned, an'
+though you didn't know nobody much, an' couldn't have no amusement to
+speak on, you didn't mope nor sulk, an' what's more--though I know I
+advised ye to stay there fer a spell longer when you spoke about
+boardin' somewhere else--I know what the Eagle tavern is in winter;
+summer, too, fer that matter, though it's a little better then, an' I
+allowed that air test 'd be final. He, he, he! Putty rough, ain't it?"
+
+"It is, rather," said John, laughing. "I'm afraid my endurance is pretty
+well at an end. Elright's wife is ill, and the fact is, that since day
+before yesterday I have been living on what I could buy at the
+grocery--crackers, cheese, salt fish, canned goods, _et cetera_."
+
+"Scat my ----!" cried David. "Wa'al! Wa'al! That's too dum'd bad! Why on
+earth--why, you must be _hungry_! Wa'al, you won't have to eat no salt
+herrin' to-day, because Polly 'n I are expectin' ye to dinner."
+
+Two or three times during the conversation David had gone to the window
+overlooking his lawn and looked out with a general air of observing the
+weather, and at this point he did so again, coming back to his seat with
+a look of satisfaction, for which there was, to John, no obvious reason.
+He sat for a moment without speaking, and then, looking at his watch,
+said: "Wa'al, dinner 's at one o'clock, an' Polly's a great one fer
+bein' on time. Guess I'll go out an' have another look at that pesky
+colt. You better go over to the house 'bout quarter to one, an' you c'n
+make your t'ilet over there. I'm 'fraid if you go over to the Eagle
+it'll spoil your appetite. She'd think it might, anyway."
+
+So David departed to see the colt, and John got out some of the books
+and busied himself with them until the time to present himself at
+David's house.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+
+"Why, Mis' Cullom, I'm real glad to see ye. Come right in," said Mrs.
+Bixbee as she drew the widow into the "wing settin' room," and proceeded
+to relieve her of her wraps and her bundle. "Set right here by the fire
+while I take these things of your'n into the kitchen to dry 'em out.
+I'll be right back"; and she bustled out of the room. When she came back
+Mrs. Cullom was sitting with her hands in her lap, and there was in her
+eyes an expression of smiling peace that was good to see.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee drew up a chair, and seating herself, said: "Wa'al, I don't
+know when I've seen ye to git a chance to speak to ye, an' I was real
+pleased when David said you was goin' to be here to dinner. An' my! how
+well, you're lookin'--more like Cynthy Sweetland than I've seen ye fer I
+don't know when; an' yet," she added, looking curiously at her guest,
+"you 'pear somehow as if you'd ben cryin'."
+
+"You're real kind, I'm sure," responded Mrs. Cullom, replying to the
+other's welcome and remarks _seriatim_; "I guess, though, I don't look
+much like Cynthy Sweetland, if I do feel twenty years younger 'n I did a
+while ago; an' I have ben cryin', I allow, but not fer sorro', Polly
+Harum," she exclaimed, giving the other her maiden name. "Your brother
+Dave comes putty nigh to bein' an angel!"
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee with a twinkle, "I reckon Dave might hev to
+be fixed up some afore he come out in that pertic'ler shape, but," she
+added impressively, "es fur as bein' a _man_ goes, he's 'bout 's good 's
+they make 'em. I know folks thinks he's a hard bargainer, an'
+close-fisted, an' some on 'em that ain't fit to lick up his tracks says
+more'n that. He's got his own ways, I'll allow, but down at bottom, an'
+all through, I know the' ain't no better man livin'. No, ma'am, the'
+ain't, an' what he's ben to me, Cynthy Cullom, nobody knows but
+me--an'--an'--mebbe the Lord--though I hev seen the time," she said
+tentatively, "when it seemed to me 't I knowed more about my affairs 'n
+He did," and she looked doubtfully at her companion, who had been
+following her with affirmative and sympathetic nods, and now drew her
+chair a little closer, and said softly: "Yes, yes, I know. I ben putty
+doubtful an' rebellious myself a good many times, but seems now as if He
+had had me in His mercy all the time." Here Aunt Polly's sense of humor
+asserted itself. "What's Dave ben up to now?" she asked.
+
+And then the widow told her story, with tears and smiles, and the keen
+enjoyment which we all have in talking about ourselves to a sympathetic
+listener like Aunt Polly, whose interjections pointed and illuminated
+the narrative. When it was finished she leaned forward and kissed Mrs.
+Cullom on the cheek.
+
+"I can't tell ye how glad I be for ye," she said; "but if I'd known that
+David held that morgidge, I could hev told ye ye needn't hev worried
+yourself a mite. He wouldn't never have taken your prop'ty, more'n he'd
+rob a hen-roost. But he done the thing his own way--kind o' fetched it
+round fer a Merry Chris'mus, didn't he? Curious," she said reflectively,
+after a momentary pause, "how he lays up things about his childhood,"
+and then, with a searching look at the Widow Cullom, "you didn't let on,
+an' I didn't ask ye, but of course you've heard the things that some
+folks says of him, an' natchally they got some holt on your mind.
+There's that story about 'Lish, over to Whitcom--you heard somethin'
+about that, didn't ye?"
+
+"Yes," admitted the widow, "I heard somethin' of it, I s'pose."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mrs. Bixbee, "you never heard the hull story, ner anybody
+else really, but I'm goin' to tell it to ye--"
+
+"Yes," said Mrs. Cullom assentingly.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee sat up straight in her chair with her hands on her knees and
+an air of one who would see justice done.
+
+"'Lish Harum," she began, "wa'n't only half-brother to Dave. He was
+hull-brother to me, though, but notwithstandin' that, I will say that a
+meaner boy, a meaner growin' man, an' a meaner man never walked the
+earth. He wa'n't satisfied to git the best piece an' the biggist
+piece--he hated to hev any one else git anythin' at all. I don't believe
+he ever laughed in his life, except over some kind o' suff'rin'--man or
+beast--an' what'd tickle him the most was to be the means on't. He took
+pertic'ler delight in abusin' an' tormentin' Dave, an' the poor little
+critter was jest as 'fraid as death of him, an' good reason. Father was
+awful hard, but he didn't go out of his way; but 'Lish never let no
+chance slip. Wa'al, I ain't goin' to give you the hull fam'ly hist'ry,
+an' I've got to go into the kitchen fer a while 'fore dinner, but what I
+started out fer 's this: 'Lish fin'ly settled over to Whitcom."
+
+"Did he ever git married?" interrupted Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he got married when he was past forty.
+It's curious," she remarked, in passing, "but it don't seem as if the'
+was ever yit a man so mean but he c'd find some woman was fool enough to
+marry him, an' she was a putty decent sort of a woman too, f'm all
+accounts, an' good lookin'. Wa'al, she stood him six or seven year, an'
+then she run off."
+
+"With another man?" queried the widow in an awed voice. Aunt Polly
+nodded assent with compressed lips.
+
+"Yes'm," she went on, "she left him an' went out West somewhere, an'
+that was the last of _her_; an' when her two boys got old enough to look
+after themselves a little, they quit him too, an' they wa'n't no way
+growed up neither. Wa'al, the long an' the short on't was that 'Lish got
+goin' down hill ev'ry way, health an' all, till he hadn't nothin' left
+but his disposition, an' fairly got onter the town. The' wa'n't nothin'
+for it but to send him to the county house, onless somebody 'd s'port
+him. Wa'al, the committee knew Dave was his brother, an' one on 'em come
+to see him to see if he'd come forwud an' help out, an' he seen Dave
+right here in this room, an' Dave made me stay an' hear the hull thing.
+Man's name was Smith, I remember, a peaked little man with long chin
+whiskers that he kep' clawin' at with his fingers. Dave let him tell
+his story, an' he didn't say nothin' fer a minute or two, an' then he
+says, 'What made ye come to me?' he says. 'Did he send ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'when it was clear that he couldn't do nuthin', we
+ast him if the' wa'n't nobody could put up fer him, an' he said you was
+his brother, an' well off, an' hadn't ought to let him go t' the
+poorhouse.'
+
+"'He said that, did he?' says Dave.
+
+"'Amountin' to that,' says Smith.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Dave, 'it's a good many years sence I see 'Lish, an'
+mebbe you know him better 'n I do. You known him some time, eh?'
+
+"'Quite a number o' years,' says Smith.
+
+"'What sort of a feller was he,' says Dave, 'when he was somebody? Putty
+good feller? good citizen? good neighber? lib'ral? kind to his fam'ly?
+ev'rybody like him? gen'ally pop'lar, an' all that?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, wigglin' in his chair an' pullin' out his whiskers
+three four hairs to a time, 'I guess he come some short of all that.'
+
+"'E'umph!' says Dave, 'I guess he did! Now, honest,' he says, '_is_ the'
+man, woman, or child in Whitcom that knows 'Lish Harum that's got a good
+word fer him? or ever knowed of his doin' or sayin' anythin' that hadn't
+got a mean side to it some way? Didn't he drive his wife off, out an'
+out? an' didn't his two boys hev to quit him soon 's they could travel?
+_An'_,' says Dave, 'if any one was to ask you to figure out a pattern of
+the meanist human skunk you was capable of thinkin' of, wouldn't
+it--honest, now!' Dave says, 'honest, now--wouldn't it be 's near like
+'Lish Harum as one buckshot 's like another?'"
+
+"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom. "What did Mr. Smith say to that?"
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he didn't say nuthin' at fust, not in so
+many words. He sot fer a minute clawin' away at his whiskers--an' he'd
+got both hands into 'em by that time--an' then he made a move as if he
+gin the hull thing up an' was goin'. Dave set lookin' at him, an' then
+he says, 'You ain't goin', air ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'feelin' 's you do, I guess my arrant here ain't
+goin' t' amount to nothin', an' I may 's well.'
+
+"'No, you set still a minute,' says Dave. 'If you'll answer my question
+honest an' square, I've got sunthin' more to say to ye. Come, now,' he
+says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, with a kind of give-it-up sort of a grin, 'I guess
+you sized him up about right. I didn't come to see you on 'Lish Harum's
+account. I come fer the town of Whitcom.' An' then he spunked up some
+an' says, 'I don't give a darn,' he says, 'what comes of 'Lish, an' I
+don't know nobody as does, fur's he's person'ly concerned; but he's got
+to be a town charge less 'n you take 'm off our hands.'
+
+"Dave turned to me an' says, jest as if he meant it, 'How 'd you like to
+have him here, Polly?'
+
+"'Dave Harum!' I says, 'what be you thinkin' of, seein' what he is, an'
+alwus was, an' how he alwus treated you? Lord sakes!' I says, 'you ain't
+thinkin' of it!'
+
+"'Not much,' he says, with an ugly kind of a smile, such as I never see
+in his face before, 'not much! Not under this roof, or any roof of
+mine, if it wa'n't more'n my cow stable--an',' he says, turnin' to
+Smith, 'this is what I want to say to you: You've done all right. I
+hain't no fault to find with you. But I want you to go back an' say to
+'Lish Harum that you've seen me, an' that I told you that not one cent
+of my money nor one mossel o' my food would ever go to keep him alive
+one minute of time; that if I had an empty hogpen I wouldn't let him
+sleep in't overnight, much less to bunk in with a decent hog. You tell
+him that I said the poorhouse was his proper dwellin', barrin' the jail,
+an' that it 'd have to be a dum'd sight poorer house 'n I ever heard of
+not to be a thousan' times too good fer him.'"
+
+"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom again. "I can't really 'magine it of Dave."
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "I told ye how set he is on his young
+days, an' nobody knows how cruel mean 'Lish used to be to him; but I
+never see it come out of him so ugly before, though I didn't blame him a
+mite. But I hain't told ye the upshot: 'Now,' he says to Smith, who set
+with his mouth gappin' open, 'you understand how I feel about the
+feller, an' I've got good reason for it. I want you to promise me that
+you'll say to him, word fer word, jest what I've said to you about him,
+an' I'll do this: You folks send him to the poorhouse, an' let him git
+jest what the rest on 'em gits--no more an' no less--as long 's he
+lives. When he dies you git him the tightest coffin you kin buy, to keep
+him f'm spilin' the earth as long as may be, an' then you send me the
+hull bill. But this has got to be between you an' me only. You c'n tell
+the rest of the committee what you like, _but_ if you ever tell a
+livin' soul about this here understandin', an' I find it out, I'll never
+pay one cent, an' you'll be to blame. I'm willin', on them terms, to
+stan' between the town of Whitcom an' harm; but fer 'Lish Harum, not one
+sumarkee! Is it a barg'in?' Dave says.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' says Smith, puttin' out his hand. 'An' I guess,' he says,
+'f'm all 't I c'n gather, thet you're doin' all 't we could expect, an'
+more too,' an' off he put."
+
+"How 'd it come out?" asked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"'Lish lived about two year," replied Aunt Polly, "an' Dave done as he
+agreed, but even then when he come to settle up, he told Smith he didn't
+want no more said about it 'n could be helped."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mrs. Cullom, "it seems to me as if David did take care on
+him after all, fur 's spendin' money was concerned."
+
+"That's the way it looks to me," said Mrs. Bixbee, "but David likes to
+think t'other. He meant to be awful mean, an' he was--as mean as he
+could--but the fact is, he didn't reelly know how. My sakes! Cynthy
+(looking at the clock), I'll hev to excuse myself fer a spell. Ef you
+want to do any fixin' up 'fore dinner, jest step into my bedroom. I've
+laid some things out on the bed, if you should happen to want any of
+'em," and she hurried out of the room.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+
+David's house stood about a hundred feet back from the street, facing
+the east. The main body of the house was of two stories (through which
+ran a deep bay in front), with mansard roof. On the south of the main
+body of the house were two stories of the "wing," in which were the
+"settin' room," Aunt Polly's room, and, above, David's quarters. Ten
+minutes or so before one o'clock John rang the bell at the front door.
+
+"Sairy's busy," said Mrs. Bixbee apologetically as she let him in, "an'
+so I come to the door myself."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Harum told me to come over a
+little before one, but perhaps I ought to have waited a few minutes
+longer."
+
+"No, it's all right," she replied, "for mebbe you'd like to wash an' fix
+up 'fore dinner, so I'll jest show ye where to," and she led the way
+upstairs and into the "front parlor bedroom."
+
+"There," she said, "make yourself comf'table, an' dinner 'll be ready in
+about ten minutes."
+
+For a moment John mentally rubbed his eyes. Then he turned and caught
+both of Mrs. Bixbee's hands and looked at her, speechless. When he
+found words he said: "I don't know what to say, nor how to thank you
+properly. I don't believe you know how kind this is."
+
+"Don't say nothin' about it," she protested, but with a look of great
+satisfaction. "I done it jest t' relieve my mind, because ever sence you
+fust come, I ben worryin' over your bein' at that nasty tavern," and she
+made a motion to go.
+
+"You and your brother," said John earnestly, still holding her hands,
+"have made me a gladder and happier man this Christmas day than I have
+been for a very long time."
+
+"I'm glad on't," she said heartily, "an' I hope you'll be comf'table an'
+contented here. I must go now an' help Sairy dish up. Come down to the
+settin' room when you're ready," and she gave his hands a little
+squeeze.
+
+"Aunt Po----, I beg pardon, Mrs. Bixbee," said John, moved by a sudden
+impulse, "do you think you could find it in your heart to complete my
+happiness by giving me a kiss? It's Christmas, you know," he added
+smilingly.
+
+Aunt Polly colored to the roots of her hair. "Wa'al," she said, with a
+little laugh, "seein' 't I'm old enough to be your mother, I guess 't
+won't hurt me none," and as she went down the stairs she softly rubbed
+her lips with the side of her forefinger.
+
+John understood now why David had looked out of the bank window so often
+that morning. All his belongings were in Aunt Polly's best bedroom,
+having been moved over from the Eagle while he and David had been in the
+office. A delightful room it was, in immeasurable contrast to his
+squalid surroundings at that hostelry. The spacious bed, with its snowy
+counterpane and silk patchwork "comf'table" folded on the foot, the
+bright fire in the open stove, the big bureau and glass, the soft
+carpet, the table for writing and reading standing in the bay, his books
+on the broad mantel, and his dressing things laid out ready to his hand,
+not to mention an ample supply of _dry_ towels on the rack.
+
+The poor fellow's life during the weeks which he had lived in Homeville
+had been utterly in contrast with any previous experience. Nevertheless
+he had tried to make the best of it, and to endure the monotony, the
+dullness, the entire lack of companionship and entertainment with what
+philosophy he could muster. The hours spent in the office were the best
+part of the day. He could manage to find occupation for all of them,
+though a village bank is not usually a scene of active bustle. Many of
+the people who did business there diverted him somewhat, and most of
+them seemed never too much in a hurry to stand around and talk the sort
+of thing that interested them. After John had got acquainted with his
+duties and the people he came in contact with, David gave less personal
+attention to the affairs of the bank; but he was in and out frequently
+during the day, and rarely failed to interest his cashier with his
+observations and remarks.
+
+But the long winter evenings had been very bad. After supper, a meal
+which revolted every sense, there had been as many hours to be got
+through with as he found wakeful, an empty stomach often adding to the
+number of them, and the only resource for passing the time had been
+reading, which had often been well-nigh impossible for sheer physical
+discomfort. As has been remarked, the winter climate of the middle
+portion of New York State is as bad as can be imagined. His light was a
+kerosene lamp of half-candle power, and his appliance for warmth
+consisted of a small wood stove, which (as David would have expressed
+it) "took two men an' a boy" to keep in action, and was either red hot
+or exhausted.
+
+As from the depths of a spacious lounging chair he surveyed his new
+surroundings, and contrasted them with those from which he had been
+rescued out of pure kindness, his heart was full, and it can hardly be
+imputed to him as a weakness that for a moment his eyes filled with
+tears of gratitude and happiness--no less.
+
+Indeed, there were four happy people at David's table that Christmas
+day. Aunt Polly had "smartened up" Mrs. Cullom with collar and cuffs,
+and in various ways which the mind of man comprehendeth not in detail;
+and there had been some arranging of her hair as well, which altogether
+had so transformed and transfigured her that John thought that he should
+hardly have known her for the forlorn creature whom he had encountered
+in the morning. And as he looked at the still fine eyes, large and
+brown, and shining for the first time in many a year with a soft light
+of happiness, he felt that he could understand how it was that Billy P.
+had married the village girl.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee was grand in black silk and lace collar fastened with a
+shell-cameo pin not quite as large as a saucer, and John caught the
+sparkle of a diamond on her plump left hand--David's Christmas
+gift--with regard to which she had spoken apologetically to Mrs.
+Cullom:
+
+"I told David that I was ever so much obliged to him, but I didn't want
+a dimun' more'n a cat wanted a flag, an' I thought it was jest throwin'
+away money. But he would have it--said I c'd sell it an' keep out the
+poorhouse some day, mebbe."
+
+David had not made much change in his usual raiment, but he was shaved
+to the blood, and his round red face shone with soap and satisfaction.
+As he tucked his napkin into his shirt collar, Sairy brought in the
+tureen of oyster soup, and he remarked, as he took his first spoonful of
+the stew, that he was "hungry 'nough t' eat a graven imidge," a
+condition that John was able to sympathize with after his two days of
+fasting on crackers and such provisions as he could buy at Purse's. It
+was, on the whole, he reflected, the most enjoyable dinner that he ever
+ate. Never was such a turkey; and to see it give way under David's
+skillful knife--wings, drumsticks, second joints, side bones,
+breast--was an elevating and memorable experience. And such potatoes,
+mashed in cream; such boiled onions, turnips, Hubbard squash, succotash,
+stewed tomatoes, celery, cranberries, "currant jell!" Oh! and to "top
+off" with, a mince pie to die for and a pudding (new to John, but just
+you try it some time) of steamed Indian meal and fruit, with a sauce of
+cream sweetened with shaved maple sugar.
+
+"What'll you have?" said David to Mrs. Cullom, "dark meat? white meat?"
+
+"Anything," she replied meekly, "I'm not partic'ler. Most any part of a
+turkey 'll taste good, I guess."
+
+"All right," said David. "Don't care means a little o' both. I alwus
+know what to give Polly--piece o' the second jint an' the
+last-thing-over-the-fence. Nice 'n rich fer scraggly folks," he
+remarked. "How fer you, John?--little o' both, eh?" and he heaped the
+plate till our friend begged him to keep something for himself.
+
+"Little too much is jest right," he asserted.
+
+When David had filled the plates and handed them along--Sairy was for
+bringing in and taking out; they did their own helping to vegetables and
+"passin'"--he hesitated a moment, and then got out of his chair and
+started in the direction of the kitchen door.
+
+"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Bixbee in surprise. "Where you goin'?"
+
+"Woodshed," said David.
+
+"Woodshed!" she exclaimed, making as if to rise and follow.
+
+"You set still," said David. "Somethin' I fergot."
+
+"What on earth!" she exclaimed, with an air of annoyance and
+bewilderment. "What do you want in the woodshed? Can't you set down an'
+let Sairy git it for ye?"
+
+"No," he asserted with a grin. "Sairy might sqush it. It must be putty
+meller by this time," And out he went.
+
+"Manners!" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee. "You'll think (to John) we're reg'ler
+heathin."
+
+"I guess not," said John, smiling and much amused.
+
+Presently Sairy appeared with four tumblers which she distributed, and
+was followed by David bearing a bottle. He seated himself and began a
+struggle to unwire the same with an ice-pick. Aunt Polly leaned forward
+with a look of perplexed curiosity.
+
+"What you got there?" she asked.
+
+"Vewve Clikot's universal an' suv'rin remedy," said David, reading the
+label and bringing the corners of his eye and mouth almost together in a
+wink to John, "fer toothache, earache, burns, scalds, warts, dispepsy,
+fallin' o' the hair, windgall, ringbone, spavin, disapp'inted
+affections, an' pips in hens," and out came the cork with a "_wop_," at
+which both the ladies, even Mrs. Cullom, jumped and cried out.
+
+"David Harum," declared his sister with conviction, "I believe thet
+that's a bottle of champagne."
+
+"If it ain't," said David, pouring into his tumbler, "I ben swindled out
+o' four shillin'," and he passed the bottle to John, who held it up
+tentatively, looking at Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"No, thank ye," she said with a little toss of the head, "I'm a son o'
+temp'rence. I don't believe," she remarked to Mrs. Cullom, "thet that
+bottle ever cost _less_ 'n a dollar." At which remarks David apparently
+"swallered somethin' the wrong way," and for a moment or two was unable
+to proceed with his dinner. Aunt Polly looked at him suspiciously. It
+was her experience that, in her intercourse with her brother, he often
+laughed utterly without reason--so far as she could see.
+
+"I've always heard it was dreadful expensive," remarked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Let me give you some," said John, reaching toward her with the bottle.
+Mrs. Cullom looked first at Mrs. Bixbee and then at David.
+
+"I don't know," she said. "I never tasted any."
+
+"Take a little," said David, nodding approvingly.
+
+"Just a swallow," said the widow, whose curiosity had got the better of
+scruples. She took a swallow of the wine.
+
+"How do ye like it?" asked David.
+
+"Well," she said as she wiped her eyes, into which the gas had driven
+the tears, "I guess I could get along if I couldn't have it regular."
+
+"Don't taste good?" suggested David with a grin.
+
+"Well," she replied, "I never did care any great for cider, and this
+tastes to me about as if I was drinkin' cider an' snuffin' horseradish
+at one and the same time."
+
+"How's that, John?" said David, laughing.
+
+"I suppose it's an acquired taste," said John, returning the laugh and
+taking a mouthful of the wine with infinite relish. "I don't think I
+ever enjoyed a glass of wine so much, or," turning to Aunt Polly, "ever
+enjoyed a dinner so much," which statement completely mollified her
+feelings, which had been the least bit in the world "set edgeways."
+
+"Mebbe your app'tite's got somethin' to do with it," said David,
+shoveling a knife-load of good things into his mouth. "Polly, this young
+man's ben livin' on crackers an' salt herrin' fer a week."
+
+"My land!" cried Mrs. Bixbee with an expression of horror. "Is that
+reelly so? 'T ain't now, reelly?"
+
+"Not quite so bad as that," John answered, smiling; "but Mrs. Elright
+has been ill for a couple of days and--well, I have been foraging
+around Purse's store a little."
+
+"Wa'al, of all the mean shames!" exclaimed Aunt Polly indignantly.
+"David Harum, you'd ought to be ridic'lous t' allow such a thing."
+
+"Wa'al, I never!" said David, holding his knife and fork straight up in
+either fist as they rested on the table, and staring at his sister. "I
+believe if the meetin'-house roof was to blow off you'd lay it onto me
+somehow. I hain't ben runnin' the Eagle tavern fer quite a consid'able
+while. You got the wrong pig by the ear as usual. Jest you pitch into
+him," pointing with his fork to John. "It's his funeral, if anybody's."
+
+"Wa'al," said Aunt Polly, addressing John in a tone of injury, "I do
+think you might have let somebody know; I think you'd ortter 've
+known--"
+
+"Yes, Mrs. Bixbee," he interrupted, "I did know how kind you are and
+would have been, and if matters had gone on so much longer I should have
+appealed to you, I should have indeed; but really," he added, smiling at
+her, "a dinner like this is worth fasting a week for."
+
+"Wa'al," she said, mollified again, "you won't git no more herrin'
+'nless you ask fer 'em."
+
+"That is just what your brother said this morning," replied John,
+looking at David with a laugh.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+
+The meal proceeded in silence for a few minutes. Mrs. Cullom had said
+but little, but John noticed that her diction was more conventional than
+in her talk with David and himself in the morning, and that her manner
+at the table was distinctly refined, although she ate with apparent
+appetite, not to say hunger. Presently she said, with an air of making
+conversation, "I suppose you've always lived in the city, Mr. Lenox?"
+
+"It has always been my home," he replied, "but I have been away a good
+deal."
+
+"I suppose folks in the city go to theaters a good deal," she remarked.
+
+"They have a great many opportunities," said John, wondering what she
+was leading up to. But he was not to discover, for David broke in with a
+chuckle.
+
+"Ask Polly, Mis' Cullom," he said. "She c'n tell ye all about the
+theater, Polly kin." Mrs. Cullom looked from David to Mrs. Bixbee, whose
+face was suffused.
+
+"Tell her," said David, with a grin.
+
+"I wish you'd shet up," she exclaimed. "I sha'n't do nothin' of the
+sort."
+
+"Ne' mind," said David cheerfully, "_I'll_ tell ye, Mis' Cullom."
+
+"Dave Harum!" expostulated Mrs. Bixbee, but he proceeded without heed of
+her protest.
+
+"Polly an' I," he said, "went down to New York one spring some years
+ago. Her nerves was some wore out 'long of diff'rences with Sairy about
+clearin' up the woodshed, an' bread risin's, an' not bein' able to suit
+herself up to Purse's in the qual'ty of silk velvit she wanted fer a
+Sunday-go-to-meetin' gown, an' I thought a spell off 'd do her good.
+Wa'al, the day after we got there I says to her while we was havin'
+breakfust--it was picked-up el'phant on toast, near 's I c'n remember,
+wa'n't it, Polly?"
+
+"That's as near the truth as most o' the rest on't so fur," said Polly
+with a sniff.
+
+"Wa'al, I says to her," he proceeded, untouched by her scorn, "'How'd
+you like to go t' the theater? You hain't never ben,' I says, 'an' now
+you're down here you may jest as well see somethin' while you got a
+chanst,' I says. Up to that _time_" he remarked, as it were in passing,
+"she'd ben somewhat pre_juced_ 'ginst theaters, an'----"
+
+"Wa'al," Mrs. Bixbee broke in, "I guess what we see that night was
+cal'lated----"
+
+"You hold on," he interposed. "I'm tellin' this story. You had a chanst
+to an' wouldn't. Anyway," he resumed, "she allowed she'd try it once,
+an' we agreed we'd go somewheres that night. But somethin' happened to
+put it out o' my mind, an' I didn't think on't agin till I got back to
+the hotel fer supper. So I went to the feller at the news-stand an'
+says, 'Got any show-tickits fer to-night?'
+
+"'Theater?' he says.
+
+"'I reckon so,' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I hain't got nothin' now but two seats fer
+'Clyanthy.'
+
+"'Is it a good show?' I says--'moral, an' so on? I'm goin' to take my
+sister, an' she's a little pertic'ler about some things,' I says. He
+kind o' grinned, the feller did. 'I've took my wife twice, an' she's
+putty pertic'ler herself,' he says, laughin.'"
+
+"She must 'a' ben," remarked Mrs. Bixbee with a sniff that spoke volumes
+of her opinion of "the feller's wife." David emitted a chuckle.
+
+"Wa'al," he continued, "I took the tickits on the feller's recommend,
+an' the fact of his wife's bein' so pertic'ler, an' after supper we
+went. It was a mighty handsome place inside, gilded an' carved all over
+like the outside of a cirkis wagin, an' when we went in the orchestry
+was playin' an' the people was comin' in, an' after we'd set a few
+minutes I says to Polly, 'What do you think on't?' I says.
+
+"'I don't see anythin' very unbecomin' so fur, an' the people looks
+respectable enough,' she says.
+
+"'No jail birds in sight fur 's ye c'n see so fur, be they?' I says. He,
+he, he, he!"
+
+"You needn't make me out more of a gump 'n I was," protested Mrs.
+Bixbee. "An' you was jest as----" David held up his finger at her.
+
+"Don't you sp'ile the story by discountin' the sequil. Wa'al, putty soon
+the band struck up some kind of a dancin' tune, an' the curt'in went up,
+an' a girl come prancin' down to the footlights an' begun singin' an'
+dancin', an', scat my ----! to all human appearances you c'd 'a' covered
+ev'ry dum thing she had on with a postage stamp." John stole a glance at
+Mrs. Cullom. She was staring at the speaker with wide-open eyes of
+horror and amazement.
+
+"I guess I wouldn't go very _fur_ into pertic'lers," said Mrs. Bixbee in
+a warning tone.
+
+David bent his head down over his plate and shook from head to foot, and
+it was nearly a minute before he was able to go on. "Wa'al," he said, "I
+heard Polly give a kind of a gasp an' a snort, 's if some one 'd throwed
+water 'n her face. But she didn't say nothin', an', I swan! I didn't
+dast to look at her fer a spell; an' putty soon in come a hull crowd
+more girls that had left their clo'es in their trunks or somewhere,
+singin', an' dancin', an' weavin' 'round on the stage, an' after a few
+minutes I turned an' looked at Polly. He, he, he, he!"
+
+"David Harum!" cried Mrs. Bixbee, "ef you're goin' to discribe any more
+o' them scand'lous goin's on I sh'll take my victuals into the kitchin.
+_I_ didn't see no more of 'em," she added to Mrs. Cullom and John,
+"after that fust trollop appeared."
+
+"I don't believe she did," said David, "fer when I turned she set there
+with her eys shut tighter 'n a drum, an' her mouth shut too so's her
+nose an' chin most come together, an' her face was red enough so 't a
+streak o' red paint 'd 'a' made a white mark on it. 'Polly,' I says,
+'I'm afraid you ain't gettin' the wuth o' your money.'
+
+"'David Harum,' she says, with her mouth shut all but a little place in
+the corner toward me, 'if you don't take me out o' this place, I'll go
+without ye,' she says.
+
+"'Don't you think you c'd stan' it a little longer?' I says. 'Mebbe
+they've sent home fer their clo'es,' I says. He, he, he, he! But with
+that she jest give a hump to start, an' I see she meant bus'nis. When
+Polly Bixbee," said David impressively, "puts that foot o' her'n _down_
+somethin's got to sqush, an' don't you fergit it." Mrs. Bixbee made no
+acknowledgment of this tribute to her strength of character. John looked
+at David.
+
+"Yes," he said, with a solemn bend of the head, as if in answer to a
+question, "I squshed. I says to her, 'All right. Don't make no
+disturbance more'n you c'n help, an' jest put your hank'chif up to your
+nose 's if you had the nosebleed,' an' we squeezed out of the seats, an'
+sneaked up the aisle, an' by the time we got out into the entry I guess
+my face was as red as Polly's. It couldn't 'a' ben no redder," he added.
+
+"You got a putty fair color as a gen'ral thing," remarked Mrs. Bixbee
+dryly.
+
+"Yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am, I expect that's so," he assented, "but I got an
+extry coat o' tan follerin' you out o' that theater. When we got out
+into the entry one o' them fellers that stands 'round steps up to me an'
+says, 'Ain't your ma feelin' well?' he says. 'Her feelin's has ben a
+trifle rumpled up,' I says, 'an' that gen'ally brings on the nosebleed,'
+an' then," said David, looking over Mrs. Bixbee's head, "the feller went
+an' leaned up agin the wall."
+
+"David Harum!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, "that's a downright _lie_. You
+never spoke to a soul, an'--an'--ev'rybody knows 't I ain't more 'n four
+years older 'n you be."
+
+"Wa'al, you see, Polly," her brother replied in a smooth tone of
+measureless aggravation, "the feller wa'n't acquainted with us, an' he
+only went by appearances."
+
+Aunt Polly appealed to John: "Ain't he enough to--to--I d' know what?"
+
+"I really don't see how you live with him," said John, laughing.
+
+Mrs. Cullom's face wore a faint smile, as if she were conscious that
+something amusing was going on, but was not quite sure what. The widow
+took things seriously for the most part, poor soul.
+
+"I reckon you haven't followed theater-goin' much after that," she said
+to her hostess.
+
+"No, ma'am," Mrs. Bixbee replied with emphasis, "you better believe I
+hain't. I hain't never thought of it sence without tinglin' all over. I
+believe," she asserted, "that David 'd 'a' stayed the thing out if it
+hadn't ben fer me; but as true 's you live, Cynthy Cullom, I was so
+'shamed at the little 't I did see that when I come to go to bed I took
+my clo'es off in the dark."
+
+David threw back his head and roared with laughter. Mrs. Bixbee looked
+at him with unmixed scorn. "If I couldn't help makin' a----" she began,
+"I'd----"
+
+"Oh, Lord! Polly," David broke in, "be sure 'n wrap up when you go out.
+If you sh'd ketch cold an' your sense o' the ridic'lous sh'd strike in
+you'd be a dead-'n'-goner sure." This was treated with the silent
+contempt which it deserved, and David fell upon his dinner with the
+remark that "he guessed he'd better make up fer lost time," though as a
+matter of fact while he had done most of the talking he had by no means
+suspended another function of his mouth while so engaged.
+
+For a time nothing more was said which did not relate to the
+replenishment of plates, glasses, and cups. Finally David cleaned up
+his plate with his knife blade and a piece of bread, and pushed it away
+with a sigh of fullness, mentally echoed by John.
+
+"I feel 's if a child could play with me," he remarked. "What's comin'
+now, Polly?"
+
+"The's a mince pie, an' Injun puddin' with maple sugar an' cream, an'
+ice cream," she replied.
+
+"Mercy on us!" he exclaimed. "I guess I'll have to go an' jump up an'
+down on the verandy. How do you feel, John? I s'pose you got so used to
+them things at the Eagle 't you won't have no stomach fer 'em, eh?
+Wa'al, fetch 'em along. May 's well die fer the ole sheep 's the lamb,
+but, Polly Bixbee, if you've got designs on my life, I may 's well tell
+ye right now 't I've left all my prop'ty to the Institution fer
+Disappinted Hoss Swappers."
+
+"That's putty near next o' kin, ain't it?" was the unexpected rejoinder
+of the injured Polly.
+
+"Wa'al, scat my ----!" exclaimed David, hugely amused, "if Polly Bixbee
+hain't made a joke! You'll git yourself into the almanic, Polly, fust
+thing you know." Sairy brought in the pie and then the pudding.
+
+"John," said David, "if you've got a pencil an' a piece o' paper handy
+I'd like to have ye take down a few of my last words 'fore we proceed to
+the pie an' puddin' bus'nis. Any more 'hoss-redish' in that bottle?"
+holding out his glass. "Hi! hi! that's enough. You take the rest on't,"
+which John did, nothing loath.
+
+David ate his pie in silence, but before he made up his mind to attack
+the pudding, which was his favorite confection, he gave an audible
+chuckle, which elicited Mrs. Bixbee's notice.
+
+"What you gigglin' 'bout now?" she asked.
+
+David laughed. "I was thinkin' of somethin' I heard up to Purse's last
+night," he said as he covered his pudding with the thick cream sauce.
+"Amri Shapless has ben gittin' married."
+
+"Wa'al, I declare!" she exclaimed. "That ole shack! Who in creation
+could he git to take him?"
+
+"Lize Annis is the lucky woman," replied David with a grin.
+
+"Wa'al, if that don't beat all!" said Mrs. Bixbee, throwing up her
+hands, and even from Mrs. Cullom was drawn a "Well, I never!"
+
+"Fact," said David, "they was married yestidy forenoon. Squire Parker
+done the job. Dominie White wouldn't have nothin' to do with it!"
+
+"Squire Parker 'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," said Mrs. Bixbee
+indignantly.
+
+"Don't you think that trew love had ought to be allowed to take its
+course?" asked David with an air of sentiment.
+
+"I think the squire'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," she reiterated.
+"S'pose them two old skinamulinks was to go an' have children?"
+
+"Polly, you make me blush," protested her brother. "Hain't you got no
+respect fer the holy institution of matrimuny?--and--at cet'ry?" he
+added, wiping his whole face with his napkin.
+
+"Much as you hev, I reckon," she retorted. "Of all the amazin' things in
+this world, the amazinist to me is the kind of people that gits married
+to each other in gen'ral; but this here performence beats ev'rything
+holler."
+
+"Amri give a very good reason for't," said David with an air of
+conviction, and then he broke into a laugh.
+
+"Ef you got anythin' to tell, tell it," said Mrs. Bixbee impatiently.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, taking the last of his pudding into his mouth, "if
+you insist on't, painful as 't is. I heard Dick Larrabee tellin' 'bout
+it. Amri told Dick day before yestiday that he was thinkin' of gettin'
+married, an' ast him to go along with him to Parson White's an' be a
+witniss, an' I reckon a kind of moral support. When it comes to moral
+supportin'," remarked David in passing, "Dick's as good 's a
+professional, an' he'd go an' see his gran'mother hung sooner 'n miss
+anythin', an' never let his cigar go out durin' the performence. Dick
+said he congratilated Am on his choice, an' said he reckoned they'd be
+putty ekally yoked together, if nothin' else."
+
+Here David leaned over toward Aunt Polly and said, protestingly, "Don't
+gi' me but jest a teasp'nful o' that ice cream. I'm so full now 't I
+can't hardly reach the table." He took a taste of the cream and resumed:
+"I can't give it jest as Dick did," he went on, "but this is about the
+gist on't. Him, an' Lize, an' Am went to Parson White's about half after
+seven o'clock an' was showed into the parler, an' in a minute he come
+in, an' after sayin' 'Good evenin'' all 'round, he says, 'Well, what c'n
+I do for ye?' lookin' at Am an' Lize, an' then at Dick.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, 'me an' Mis' Annis here has ben thinkin' fer some
+time as how we'd ought to git married.'
+
+"'_Ought_ to git married?' says Parson White, scowlin' fust at one an'
+then at t'other.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, givin' a kind o' shuffle with his feet, 'I didn't
+mean _ortter_ exac'ly, but jest as _well_--kinder comp'ny,' he says. 'We
+hain't neither on us got nobody, an' we thought we might 's well.'
+
+"'What have you got to git married on?' says the dominie after a minute.
+'Anythin'?' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, droppin' his head sideways an' borin' into his ear
+'ith his middle finger, 'I got the promise mebbe of a job o' work fer a
+couple o' days next week.' 'H'm'm'm,' says the dominie, lookin' at him.
+'Have _you_ got anythin' to git married on?' the dominie says, turnin'
+to Lize. 'I've got ninety cents comin' to me fer some work I done last
+week,' she says, wiltin' down onto the sofy an' beginnin' to snivvle.
+Dick says that at that the dominie turned round an' walked to the other
+end of the room, an' he c'd see he was dyin' to laugh, but he come back
+with a straight face.
+
+"'How old air you, Shapless?" he says to Am. 'I'll be fifty-eight or
+mebbe fifty-nine come next spring,' says Am.
+
+"'How old air _you_?' the dominie says, turnin' to Lize. She wriggled a
+minute an' says, 'Wa'al, I reckon I'm all o' thirty,' she says."
+
+"All o' thirty!" exclaimed Aunt Polly. "The woman 's most 's old 's I
+be."
+
+David laughed and went on with, "Wa'al, Dick said at that the dominie
+give a kind of a choke, an' Dick he bust right out, an' Lize looked at
+him as if she c'd eat him. Dick said the dominie didn't say anythin' fer
+a minute or two, an' then he says to Am, 'I suppose you c'n find
+somebody that'll marry you, but I cert'inly won't, an' what possesses
+you to commit such a piece o' folly,' he says, 'passes my
+understandin'. What earthly reason have you fer wantin' to marry? On
+your own showin',' he says, 'neither one on you 's got a cent o' money
+or any settled way o' gettin' any.'
+
+"'That's jest the very reason,' says Am, 'that's jest the _very reason_.
+I hain't got nothin', an' Mis' Annis hain't got nothin', an' we figured
+that we'd jest better git married an' settle down, an' make a good home
+fer us both,' an' if that ain't good reasonin'," David concluded, "I
+don't know what is."
+
+"An' be they actially married?" asked Mrs. Bixbee, still incredulous of
+anything so preposterous.
+
+"So Dick says," was the reply. "He says Am an' Lize come away f'm the
+dominie's putty down in the mouth, but 'fore long Amri braced up an'
+allowed that if he had half a dollar he'd try the squire in the mornin',
+an' Dick let him have it. I says to Dick, 'You're out fifty cents on
+that deal,' an' he says, slappin' his leg, 'I don't give a dum,' he
+says; 'I wouldn't 'a' missed it fer double the money.'"
+
+Here David folded his napkin and put it in the ring, and John finished
+the cup of clear coffee which Aunt Polly, rather under protest, had
+given him. Coffee without cream and sugar was incomprehensible to Mrs.
+Bixbee.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+
+
+Two or three days after Christmas John was sitting in his room in the
+evening when there came a knock at the door, and to his "Come in" there
+entered Mr. Harum, who was warmly welcomed and entreated to take the big
+chair, which, after a cursory survey of the apartment and its
+furnishings, he did, saying, "Wa'al, I thought I'd come in an' see how
+Polly'd got you fixed; whether the baskit [casket?] was worthy of the
+jew'l, as I heard a feller say in a theater once."
+
+"I was never more comfortable in my life," said John. "Mrs. Bixbee has
+been kindness itself, and even permits me to smoke in the room. Let me
+give you a cigar."
+
+"Heh! You got putty well 'round Polly, I reckon," said David, looking
+around the room as he lighted the cigar, "an' I'm glad you're
+comf'table--I reckon 't is a shade better 'n the Eagle," he remarked,
+with his characteristic chuckle.
+
+"I should say so," said John emphatically, "and I am more obliged than I
+can tell you."
+
+"All Polly's doin's," asserted David, holding the end of his cigar
+critically under his nose. "That's a trifle better article 'n I'm in the
+habit of smokin'," he remarked.
+
+"I think it's my one extravagance," said John semi-apologetically, "but
+I don't smoke them exclusively. I am very fond of good tobacco, and--"
+
+"I understand," said David, "an' if I had my life to live over agin,
+knowin' what I do now, I'd do diff'rent in a number o' ways. I often
+think," he proceeded, as he took a pull at the cigar and emitted the
+smoke with a chewing movement of his mouth, "of what Andy Brown used to
+say. Andy was a curious kind of a customer 't I used to know up to
+Syrchester. He liked good things, Andy did, an' didn't scrimp himself
+when they was to be had--that is, when he had the go-an'-fetch-it to git
+'em with. He used to say, 'Boys, whenever you git holt of a ten-dollar
+note you want to git it _into_ ye or _onto_ ye jest 's quick 's you kin.
+We're here to-day an' gone to-morrer,' he'd say, 'an' the' ain't no
+pocket in a shroud,' an' I'm dum'd if I don't think sometimes," declared
+Mr. Harum, "that he wa'n't very fur off neither. 'T any rate," he added
+with a philosophy unexpected by his hearer, "'s I look back, it ain't
+the money 't I've spent fer the good times 't I've had 't I regret; it's
+the good times 't I might 's well 've had an' didn't. I'm inclined to
+think," he remarked with an air of having given the matter
+consideration, "that after Adam an' Eve got bounced out of the gard'n
+they kicked themselves as much as anythin' fer not havin' cleaned up the
+hull tree while they was about it."
+
+John laughed and said that that was very likely among their regrets.
+
+"Trouble with me was," said David, "that till I was consid'able older 'n
+you be I had to scratch grav'l like all possessed, an' it's hard work
+now sometimes to git the idee out of my head but what the money's wuth
+more 'n the things. I guess," he remarked, looking at the ivory-backed
+brushes and the various toilet knick-knacks of cut-glass and silver
+which adorned John's bureau, and indicating them with a motion of his
+hand, "that up to about now you ben in the habit of figurin' the other
+way mostly."
+
+"Too much so, perhaps," said John; "but yet, after all, I don't think I
+am sorry. I wouldn't spend the money for those things now, but I am glad
+I bought them when I did."
+
+"Jess so, jess so," said David appreciatively. He reached over to the
+table and laid his cigar on the edge of a book, and, reaching for his
+hip pocket, produced a silver tobacco box, at which he looked
+contemplatively for a moment, opening and shutting the lid with a snap.
+
+"There," he said, holding it out on his palm, "I was twenty years makin'
+up my mind to buy that box, an' to this day I can't bring myself to
+carry it all the time. Yes, sir, I wanted that box fer twenty years. I
+don't mean to say that I didn't spend the wuth of it foolishly times
+over an' agin, but I couldn't never make up my mind to put that amount
+o' money into that pertic'ler thing. I was alwus figurin' that some day
+I'd have a silver tobacco box, an' I sometimes think the reason it
+seemed so extrav'gant, an' I put it off so long, was because I wanted it
+so much. Now I s'pose you couldn't understand that, could ye?"
+
+"Yes," said John, nodding his head thoughtfully, "I think I can
+understand it perfectly," and indeed it spoke pages of David's
+biography.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "I never spent a small amount o' money but one
+other time an' got so much value, only I alwus ben kickin' myself to
+think I didn't do it sooner."
+
+"Perhaps," suggested John, "you enjoyed it all the more for waiting so
+long."
+
+"No," said David, "it wa'n't that--I dunno--'t was the feelin' 't I'd
+got there at last, I guess. Fur's waitin' fer things is concerned, the'
+is such a thing as waitin' too long. Your appetite 'll change mebbe. I
+used to think when I was a youngster that if ever I got where I c'd have
+all the custard pie I c'd eat that'd be all 't I'd ask fer. I used to
+imagine bein' baked into one an' eatin' my way out. Nowdays the's a good
+many things I'd sooner have than custard pie, though," he said with a
+wink, "I gen'ally do eat two pieces jest to please Polly."
+
+John laughed. "What was the other thing?" he asked.
+
+"Other thing I once bought?" queried David. "Oh, yes, it was the fust
+hoss I ever owned. I give fifteen dollars fer him, an' if he wa'n't a
+dandy you needn't pay me a cent. Crowbait wa'n't no name fer him. He was
+stun blind on the off side, an' couldn't see anythin' in pertic'ler on
+the nigh side--couldn't get nigh 'nough, I reckon--an' had most
+ev'rythin' wrong with him that c'd ail a hoss; but I thought he was a
+thoroughbred. I was 'bout seventeen year old then, an' was helpin'
+lock-tender on the Erie Canal, an' when the' wa'n't no boat goin'
+through I put in most o' my time cleanin' that hoss. If he got through
+'th less 'n six times a day he got off cheap, an' once I got up an' give
+him a little attention at night. Yes, sir, if I got big money's wuth out
+o' that box it was mostly a matter of feelin'; but as fur 's that old
+plugamore of a hoss was concerned, I got it both ways, for I got my
+fust real start out of his old carkiss."
+
+"Yes?" said John encouragingly.
+
+"Yes, sir," affirmed David, "I cleaned him up, an' fed him up, an'
+almost got 'im so'st he c'd see enough out of his left eye to shy at a
+load of hay close by; an' fin'ly traded him off fer another
+record-breaker an' fifteen dollars to boot."
+
+"Were you as enthusiastic over the next one as the first?" asked John,
+laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, relighting his temporarily abandoned cigar
+against a protest and proffer of a fresh one--"wa'al, he didn't lay holt
+on my affections to quite the same extent. I done my duty by him, but I
+didn't set up with him nights. You see," he added with a grin, "I'd got
+some used to bein' a hoss owner, an' the edge had wore off some." He
+smoked for a minute or two in silence, with as much apparent relish as
+if the cigar had not been stale.
+
+"Aren't you going on?" asked John at last
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, pleased with his audience, "I c'd go on, I s'pose,
+fast enough an' fur enough, but I don't want to tire ye out. I reckon
+you never had much to do with canals?"
+
+"No," said John, smiling, "I can't say that I have, but I know something
+about the subject in a general way, and there is no fear of your tiring
+me out."
+
+"All right," proceeded David. "As I was sayin', I got another equine
+wonder an' fifteen dollars to boot fer my old plug, an' it wa'n't a
+great while before I was in the hoss bus'nis to stay. After between two
+an' three years I had fifty or sixty hosses an' mules, an' took all
+sorts of towin' jobs. Then a big towin' concern quit bus'nis, an' I
+bought their hull stock an' got my money back three four times over, an'
+by the time I was about twenty-one I had got ahead enough to quit the
+canal an' all its works fer good, an' go into other things. But there
+was where I got my livin' after I run away f'm Buxton Hill. Before I got
+the job of lock-tendin' I had made the trip to Albany an' back
+twice--'walkin' my passage,' as they used to call it, an' I made one
+trip helpin' steer, so 't my canal experience was putty thorough, take
+it all 'round."
+
+"It must have been a pretty hard life," remarked John.
+
+David took out his penknife and proceeded to impale his cigar upon the
+blade thereof. "No," he said, to John's proffer of the box, "this 'll
+last quite a spell yet. Wa'al," he resumed after a moment, in reply to
+John's remark, "viewin' it all by itself, it _was_ a hard life. A thing
+is hard though, I reckon, because it's harder 'n somethin' else, or you
+think so. Most things go by comparin'. I s'pose if the gen'ral run of
+trotters never got better 'n three 'n a half that a hoss that c'd do it
+in three 'd be fast, but we don't call 'em so nowdays. I s'pose if at
+that same age you'd had to tackle the life you'd 'a' found it hard, an'
+the' was hard things about it--trampin' all night in the rain, fer
+instance; sleepin' in barns at times, an' all that; an' once the cap'n
+o' the boat got mad at somethin' an' pitched me head over heels into the
+canal. It was about the close of navigation an' the' was a scum of ice.
+I scrambled out somehow, but he wouldn't 'a' cared if I'd ben drownded.
+He was an exception, though. The canalers was a rough set in gen'ral,
+but they averaged fer disposition 'bout like the ord'nary run o' folks;
+the' was mean ones an' clever ones; them that would put upon ye, an'
+them that would treat ye decent. The work was hard an' the grub wasn't
+alwus much better 'n what you--he, he, he!--what you ben gettin' at the
+Eagle" (John was now by the way of rather relishing jokes on that
+subject); "but I hadn't ben raised in the lap o' luxury--not to any
+consid'able extent--not enough to stick my nose up much. The men I
+worked fer was rough, an' I got my share of cusses an' cuffs, an' once
+in a while a kick to keep up my spirit of perseverance; but, on the
+hull, I think I got more kindness 'n I did at home (leavin' Polly out),
+an' as fer gen'ral treatment, none on 'em c'd come up to my father, an'
+wuss yet, my oldest brother 'Lish. The cap'n that throwed me overboard
+was the wust, but alongside o' 'Lish he was a forty hosspower angil with
+a hull music store o' harps; an' even my father c'd 'a' given him cards
+an' spades; an' as fer the victuals" (here David dropped his cigar end
+and pulled from his pocket the silver tobacco box)--"as fer the
+victuals," he repeated, "they mostly averaged up putty high after what
+I'd ben used to. Why, I don't believe I ever tasted a piece of beefsteak
+or roast beef in my life till after I left home. When we had meat at all
+it was pork--boiled pork, fried pork, pigs' liver, an' all that, enough
+to make you 'shamed to look a pig in the face--an' fer the rest,
+potatoes, an' duff, an' johnny-cake, an' meal mush, an' milk emptins
+bread that you c'd smell a mile after it got cold. With 'leven folks on
+a small farm nuthin' c'd afford to be eat that c'd be sold, an'
+ev'rythin' that couldn't be sold had to be eat. Once in a while the' 'd
+be pie of some kind, or gingerbread; but with 'leven to eat 'em I didn't
+ever git more 'n enough to set me hankerin'."
+
+"I must say that I think I should have liked the canal better," remarked
+John as David paused. "You were, at any rate, more or less free--that
+is, comparatively, I should say."
+
+"Yes, sir, I did," said David, "an' I never see the time, no matter how
+rough things was, that I wished I was back on Buxton Hill. I used to
+want to see Polly putty bad once in a while, an' used to figure that if
+I ever growed up to be a man, an' had money enough, I'd buy her a new
+pair o' shoes an' the stuff fer a dress, an' sometimes my cal'lations
+went as fur 's a gold breastpin; but I never wanted to see none o' the
+rest on 'em, an' fer that matter, I never did. Yes, sir, the old ditch
+was better to me than the place I was borned in, an', as you say, I
+wa'n't nobody's slave, an' I wa'n't scairt to death the hull time. Some
+o' the men was rough, but they wa'n't cruel, as a rule, an' as I growed
+up a little I was putty well able to look out fer myself--wa'al, wa'al
+(looking at his watch), I guess you must 'a' had enough o' my meemores
+fer one sittin'."
+
+"No, really," John protested, "don't go yet. I have a little proposal to
+make to you," and he got up and brought a bottle from the bottom of the
+washstand.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "fire it out."
+
+"That you take another cigar and a little of this," holding up the
+bottle.
+
+"Got any glasses?" asked David with practical mind.
+
+"One and a tooth mug," replied John, laughing. "Glass for you, tooth
+mug for me. Tastes just as good out of a tooth mug."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with a comical air of yielding as he took the glass
+and held it out to John, "under protest, stric'ly under protest--sooner
+than have my clo'es torn. I shall tell Polly--if I should happen to
+mention it--that you threatened me with vi'lence. Wa'al, here's lookin'
+at ye," which toast was drunk with the solemnity which befitted it.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+
+
+The two men sat for a while smoking in silence, John taking an
+occasional sip of his grog. Mr. Harum had swallowed his own liquor
+"raw," as was the custom in Homeville and vicinity, following the
+potation with a mouthful of water. Presently he settled a little farther
+down in his chair and his face took on a look of amused recollection.
+
+He looked up and gave a short laugh. "Speakin' of canals," he said, as
+if the subject had only been casually mentioned, "I was thinkin' of
+somethin'."
+
+"Yes?" said John.
+
+"E-up," said David. "That old ditch f'm Albany to Buffalo was an
+almighty big enterprise in them days, an' a great thing fer the
+prosperity of the State, an' a good many better men 'n I be walked the
+ole towpath when they was young. Yes, sir, that's a fact. Wa'al, some
+years ago I had somethin' of a deal on with a New York man by the name
+of Price. He had a place in Newport where his fam'ly spent the summer,
+an' where he went as much as he could git away. I was down to New York
+to see him, an' we hadn't got things quite straightened out, an' he says
+to me, 'I'm goin' over to Newport, where my wife an' fam'ly is, fer
+Sunday, an' why can't you come with me,' he says, 'an' stay over till
+Monday? an' we c'n have the day to ourselves over this matter?' 'Wa'al,'
+I says, 'I'm only down here on this bus'nis, an' as I left a hen on, up
+home, I'm willin' to save the time 'stid of waitin' here fer you to git
+back, if you don't think,' I says, 'that it'll put Mis' Price out any to
+bring home a stranger without no notice.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, laughin', 'I guess she c'n manage fer once,' an' so I
+went along. When we got there the' was a carriage to meet us, an' two
+men in uniform, one to drive an' one to open the door, an' we got in an'
+rode up to the house--cottige, he called it, but it was built of stone,
+an' wa'n't only about two sizes smaller 'n the Fifth Avenue Hotel. Some
+kind o' doin's was goin' on, fer the house was blazin' with light, an'
+music was playin'.
+
+"'What's on?' says Price to the feller that let us in.
+
+"'Sir and Lady somebody 's dinin' here to-night, sir,' says the man.
+
+"'Damn!' says Price, 'I fergot all about the cussed thing. Have Mr.
+Harum showed to a room,' he says, 'an' serve dinner in my office in a
+quarter of an hour, an' have somebody show Mr. Harum there when it's
+ready.'
+
+"Wa'al," pursued David, "I was showed up to a room. The' was lace
+coverin's on the bed pillers, an' a silk an' lace spread, an' more dum
+trinkits an' bottles an' lookin'-glasses 'n you c'd shake a stick at,
+an' a bathroom, an' Lord knows what; an' I washed up, an' putty soon one
+o' them fellers come an' showed me down to where Price was waitin'.
+Wa'al, we had all manner o' things fer supper, an' champagne, an' so on,
+an' after we got done, Price says, 'I've got to ask you to excuse me,
+Harum,' he says. 'I've got to go an' dress an' show up in the
+drawin'-room,' he says. 'You smoke your cigar in here, an' when you want
+to go to your room jest ring the bell.'
+
+"'All right,' I says. 'I'm 'bout ready to turn in anyway.'"
+
+The narrator paused for a moment. John was rather wondering what it all
+had to do with the Erie Canal, but he said nothing.
+
+"Wa'al, next mornin'," David resumed, "I got up an' shaved an' dressed,
+an' set 'round waitin' fer the breakfust bell to ring till nigh on to
+half-past nine o'clock. Bom-by the' came a knock at the door, an' I
+says, 'Come in,' an' in come one o' them fellers. 'Beg pah'din, sir,' he
+says. 'Did you ring, sir?'
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I didn't ring. I was waitin' to hear the bell.'
+
+"'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'An' will you have your breakfust now, sir?'
+
+"'Where?' I says.
+
+"'Oh,' he says, kind o' grinnin', 'I'll bring it up here, sir,
+d'rec'ly,' he says, an' went off. Putty soon come another knock, an' in
+come the feller with a silver tray covered with a big napkin, an' on it
+was a couple of rolls wrapped up in a napkin, a b'iled egg done up in
+another napkin, a cup an' saucer, a little chiney coffee-pot, a little
+pitcher of cream, some loaf sugar in a silver dish, a little pancake of
+butter, a silver knife, two little spoons like what the childern play
+with, a silver pepper duster an' salt dish, an' an orange. Oh, yes, the'
+was another contraption--a sort of a chiney wineglass. The feller set
+down the tray an' says, 'Anythin' else you'd like to have, sir?'
+
+"'No,' I says, lookin' it over, 'I guess there's enough to last me a day
+or two,' an' with that he kind o' turned his face away fer a second or
+two. 'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'The second breakfust is at half-past
+twelve, sir,' an' out he put. Wa'al," David continued, "the bread an'
+butter was all right enough, exceptin' they'd fergot the salt in the
+butter, an' the coffee was all right; but when it come to the egg, dum'd
+if I wa'n't putty nigh out of the race; but I made up my mind it must be
+hard-b'iled, an' tackled it on that idee. Seems t' amuse ye," he said
+with a grin, getting up and helping himself. After swallowing the
+refreshment, and the palliating mouthful of water, he resumed his seat
+and his narrative.
+
+"Wa'al, sir," he said, "that dum'd egg was about 's near raw as it was
+when i' was laid, an' the' was a crack in the shell, an' fust thing I
+knowed it kind o' c'lapsed, an' I give it a grab, an' it squirtid all
+over my pants, an' the floor, an' on my coat an' vest, an' up my sleeve,
+an' all over the tray. Scat my ----! I looked gen'ally like an ab'lition
+orator before the war. You never see such a mess," he added, with an
+expression of rueful recollection. "I believe that dum'd egg held more
+'n a pint."
+
+John fairly succumbed to a paroxysm of laughter.
+
+"Funny, wa'n't it?" said David dryly.
+
+"Forgive me," pleaded John, when he got his breath.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," said David, "but it wa'n't the kind of emotion
+it kicked up in my breast at the time. I cleaned myself up with a towel
+well 's I could, an' thought I'd step out an' take the air before the
+feller 'd come back to git that tray, an' mebbe rub my nose in't."
+
+"Oh, Lord!" cried John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, unheeding, "I allowed 't I'd walk 'round with my
+mouth open a spell, an' git a little air on my stomech to last me till
+that second breakfust; an' as I was pokin' 'round the grounds I come to
+a sort of arbor, an' there was Price, smokin' a cigar.
+
+"'Mornin', Harum; how you feelin'?' he says, gettin' up an' shakin'
+hands; an' as we passed the time o' day, I noticed him noticin' my coat.
+You see as they dried out, the egg spots got to showin' agin.
+
+"'Got somethin' on your coat there,' he says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, tryin' to scratch it out with my finger nail.
+
+"'Have a cigar?' he says, handin' one out.
+
+"'Never smoke on an empty stomach,' I says.
+
+"'What?' he says.
+
+"'Bad fer the ap'tite,' I says, 'an' I'm savin' mine fer that second
+breakfust o' your'n.'
+
+"'What!' he says, 'haven't you had anythin' to eat?' An' then I told him
+what I ben tellin' you. Wa'al, sir, fust he looked kind o' mad an'
+disgusted, an' then he laughed till I thought he'd bust, an' when he
+quit he says, 'Excuse me, Harum, it's too damned bad; but I couldn't
+help laughin' to save my soul. An' it's all my fault too,' he says. 'I
+intended to have you take your breakfust with me, but somethin' happened
+last night to upset me, an' I woke with it on my mind, an' I fergot. Now
+you jest come right into the house, an' I'll have somethin' got fer you
+that'll stay your stomach better 'n air,' he says.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I've made trouble enough fer one day, I guess,' an' I
+wouldn't go, though he urged me agin an' agin. 'You don't fall in with
+the customs of this region?' I says to him.
+
+"'Not in that pertic'ler, at any rate,' he says. 'It's one o' the fool
+notions that my wife an' the girls brought home f'm Eurup. I have a good
+solid meal in the mornin', same as I alwus did,' he says."
+
+Mr. Harum stopped talking to relight his cigar, and after a puff or two,
+"When I started out," he said, "I hadn't no notion of goin' into all the
+highways an' byways, but when I git begun one thing's apt to lead to
+another, an' you never c'n tell jest where I _will_ fetch up. Now I
+started off to tell somethin' in about two words, an' I'm putty near as
+fur off as when I begun."
+
+"Well," said John, "it's Saturday night, and the longer your story is
+the better I shall like it. I hope the second breakfast was more of a
+success than the first one," he added with a laugh.
+
+"I managed to average up on the two meals, I guess," David remarked.
+"Wa'al," he resumed, "Price an' I set 'round talkin' bus'nis an' things
+till about twelve or a little after, mebbe, an' then he turned to me an'
+kind o' looked me over an' says, 'You an' me is about of a build, an' if
+you say so I'll send one of my coats an' vests up to your room an' have
+the man take yours an' clean 'em.'
+
+"'I guess the' is ruther more egg showin' than the law allows,' I says,
+'an' mebbe that 'd be a good idee; but the pants caught it the wust,' I
+says.
+
+"'Mine'll fit ye,' he says.
+
+"'What'll your wife say to seein' me airifyin' 'round in your git-up?'
+I says. He gin me a funny kind of look. 'My wife?' he says. 'Lord, she
+don't know more about my clo'es 'n you do.' That struck me as bein'
+ruther curious," remarked David. "Wouldn't it you?"
+
+"Very," replied John gravely.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, when we went into the eatin' room the
+table was full, mostly young folks, chatterin' an' laughin'. Price
+int'duced me to his wife, an' I set down by him at the other end of the
+table. The' wa'n't nothin' wuth mentionin'; nobody paid any attention to
+me 'cept now an' then a word from Price, an' I wa'n't fer talkin'
+anyway--I c'd have eat a raw dog. After breakfust, as they called it,
+Price an' I went out onto the verandy an' had some coffee, an' smoked
+an' talked fer an hour or so, an' then he got up an' excused himself to
+write a letter. 'You may like to look at the papers awhile,' he says.
+'I've ordered the hosses at five, an' if you like I'll show you 'round a
+little.'
+
+"'Won't your wife be wantin' 'em?' I says.
+
+"'No, I guess she'll git along,' he says, kind o' smilin'.
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'don't mind me.' An' so at five up come the hosses
+an' the two fellers in uniform an' all. I was lookin' the hosses over
+when Price come out. 'Wa'al, what do you think of 'em?' he says.
+
+"'Likely pair,' I says, goin' over an' examinin' the nigh one's feet an'
+legs. 'Sore forr'ed?' I says, lookin' up at the driver.
+
+"'A trifle, sir,' he says, touchin' his hat.
+
+"'What's that?' says Price, comin' up an' examinin' the critter's face
+an' head. 'I don't see anythin' the matter with his forehead,' he says.
+I looked up an' give the driver a wink," said David with a chuckle, "an'
+he give kind of a chokin' gasp, but in a second was lookin' as solemn as
+ever.
+
+"I can't tell ye jest where we went," the narrator proceeded, "but
+anyway it was where all the nabobs turned out, an' I seen more style an'
+git-up in them two hours 'n I ever see in my life, I reckon. The' didn't
+appear to be no one we run across that, accordin' to Price's tell, was
+wuth under five million, though we may 'a' passed one without his
+noticin'; an' the' was a good many that run to fifteen an' twenty an'
+over, an' most on 'em, it appeared, was f'm New York. Wa'al, fin'ly we
+got back to the house a little 'fore seven. On the way back Price says,
+'The' are goin' to be three four people to dinner to-night in a quiet
+way, an' the' ain't no reason why you shouldn't stay dressed jest as you
+are, but if you would feel like puttin' on evenin' clo'es (that's what
+he called 'em), why I've got an extry suit that'll fit ye to a "tee,"'
+he says.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I guess I better not. I reckon I'd better git my grip
+an' go to the hotel. I sh'd be ruther bashful to wear your swallertail,
+an' all them folks'll be strangers,' I says. But he insisted on't that I
+sh'd come to dinner anyway, an' fin'ly I gin in, an' thinkin' I might 's
+well go the hull hog, I allowed I'd wear his clo'es; 'but if I do
+anythin' or say anythin' 't you don't like,' says I, 'don't say I didn't
+warn ye.' What would you 'a' done?" Mr. Harum asked.
+
+"Worn the clothes without the slightest hesitation," replied John.
+"Nobody gave your costume a thought."
+
+"They didn't appear to, fer a fact," said David, "an' I didn't either,
+after I'd slipped up once or twice on the matter of pockets. The same
+feller brought 'em up to me that fetched the stuff in the mornin'; an'
+the rig was complete--coat, vest, pants, shirt, white necktie, an', by
+gum! shoes an' silk socks, an', sir, scat my ----! the hull outfit
+fitted me as if it was made fer me. 'Shell I wait on you, sir?' says the
+man. 'No,' I says, 'I guess I c'n git into the things; but mebbe you
+might come up in 'bout quarter of an hour an' put on the finishin'
+touches, an' here,' I says, 'I guess that brand of eggs you give me this
+mornin' 's wuth about two dollars apiece.'
+
+"'Thank you, sir,' he says, grinnin', 'I'd like to furnish 'em right
+along at that rate, sir, an' I'll be up as you say, sir.'"
+
+"You found the way to _his_ heart," said John, smiling.
+
+"My experience is," said David dryly, "that most men's hearts is located
+ruther closter to their britchis pockets than they are to their breast
+pockets."
+
+"I'm afraid that's so," said John.
+
+"But this feller," Mr. Harum continued, "was a putty decent kind of a
+chap. He come up after I'd got into my togs an' pulled me here, an'
+pulled me there, an' fixed my necktie, an' hitched me in gen'ral so'st I
+wa'n't neither too tight nor too free, an' when he got through, 'You'll
+do now, sir,' he says.
+
+"'Think I will?' says I.
+
+"'Couldn't nobody look more fit, sir,' he says, an' I'm dum'd," said
+David, with an assertive nod, "when I looked at myself in the
+lookin'-glass. I scurcely knowed myself, an' (with a confidential
+lowering of the voice) when I got back to New York the very fust hard
+work I done was to go an' buy the hull rig-out--an'," he added with a
+grin, "strange as it may appear, it ain't wore out _yit_."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+
+
+"People don't dress for dinner in Homeville, as a rule, then," John
+said, smiling.
+
+"No," said Mr. Harum, "when they dress fer breakfust that does 'em fer
+all three meals. I've wore them things two three times when I've ben
+down to the city, but I never had 'em on but once up here."
+
+"No?" said John.
+
+"No," said David, "I put 'em on _once_ to show to Polly how city folks
+dressed--he, he, he, he!--an' when I come into the room she set forwud
+on her chair an' stared at me over her specs. 'What on airth!' she says.
+
+"'I bought these clo'es,' I says, 'to wear when bein' ent'tained by the
+fust fam'lies. How do I look?' I says.
+
+"'Turn 'round,' she says. 'You look f'm behind,' she says, 'like a
+red-headed snappin' bug, an' in front,' she says, as I turned agin,
+'like a reg'lar slinkum. I'll bet,' she says, 'that you hain't throwed
+away less 'n twenty dollars on that foolishniss.' Polly's a very
+conserv'tive person," remarked her brother, "and don't never imagine a
+vain thing, as the Bible says, not when she _knows_ it, an' I thought it
+wa'n't wuth while to argue the point with her."
+
+John laughed and said, "Do you recall that memorable interview between
+the governors of the two Carolinas?"
+
+"Nothin' in the historical lit'riture of our great an' glorious
+country," replied Mr. Harum reverently, "sticks closter to my mind--like
+a burr to a cow's tail," he added, by way of illustration. "Thank you,
+jest a mouthful."
+
+"How about the dinner?" John asked after a little interlude. "Was it
+pleasant?"
+
+"Fust rate," declared David. "The young folks was out somewhere else,
+all but one o' Price's girls. The' was twelve at the table all told. I
+was int'duced to all of 'em in the parlor, an' putty soon in come one of
+the fellers an' said somethin' to Mis' Price that meant dinner was
+ready, an' the girl come up to me an' took holt of my arm. 'You're goin'
+to take me out,' she says, an' we formed a procession an' marched out to
+the dinin' room. 'You're to sit by mammer,' she says, showin' me, an'
+there was my name on a card, sure enough. Wa'al, sir, that table was a
+show! I couldn't begin to describe it to ye. The' was a hull flower
+garden in the middle, an' a worked tablecloth; four five glasses of all
+colors an' sizes at ev'ry plate, an' a nosegay, an' five six diff'rent
+forks an' a lot o' knives, though fer that matter," remarked the
+speaker, "the' wa'n't but one knife in the lot that amounted to
+anythin', the rest on 'em wouldn't hold nothin'; an' the' was three four
+sort of chiney slates with what they call--the--you 'n me----"
+
+"Menu," suggested John.
+
+"I guess that's it," said David, "but that wa'n't the way it was spelt.
+Wa'al, I set down an' tucked my napkin into my neck, an' though I
+noticed none o' the rest on 'em seemed to care, I allowed that 't
+wa'n't _my_ shirt, an' mebbe Price might want to wear it agin 'fore 't
+was washed."
+
+John put his handkerchief over his face and coughed violently. David
+looked at him sharply. "Subject to them spells?" he asked.
+
+"Sometimes," said John when he recovered his voice, and then, with as
+clear an expression of innocence as he could command, but somewhat
+irrelevantly, asked, "How did you get on with Mrs. Price?"
+
+"Oh," said David, "nicer 'n a cotton hat. She appeared to be a quiet
+sort of woman that might 'a' lived anywhere, but she was dressed to
+kill--an' so was the rest on 'em, fer that matter," he remarked with a
+laugh. "I tried to tell Polly about 'em afterwuds, an'--he, he, he!--she
+shut me up mighty quick, an' I thought myself at the time, thinks I,
+it's a good thing it's warm weather, I says to myself. Oh, yes, Mis'
+Price made me feel quite to home, but I didn't talk much the fust part
+of dinner, an' I s'pose she was more or less took up with havin' so many
+folks at table; but fin'ly she says to me, 'Mr. Price was so annoyed
+about your breakfust, Mr. Harum.'
+
+"'Was he?' I says. 'I was afraid you'd be the one that 'd be vexed at
+me.'
+
+"'Vexed with you? I don't understand,' she says.
+
+"''Bout the napkin I sp'iled,' I says. 'Mebbe not actially sp'iled,' I
+says, 'but it'll have to go into the wash 'fore it c'n be used agin.'
+She kind o' smiled, an' says, 'Really, Mr. Harum, I don't know what you
+are talkin' about.'
+
+"'Hain't nobody told ye?' I says. 'Well, if they hain't they will, an' I
+may 's well make a clean breast on't. I'm awful sorry,' I says, 'but
+this mornin' when I come to the egg I didn't see no way to eat it 'cept
+to peel it, an' fust I knew it kind of exploded and daubed ev'rythin'
+all over creation. Yes'm,' I says, 'it went _off_, 's ye might say, like
+old Elder Maybee's powder,' I guess," said David, "that I must 'a' ben
+talkin' ruther louder 'n I thought, fer I looked up an' noticed that
+putty much ev'ry one on 'em was lookin' our way, an' kind o' laughin',
+an' Price in pertic'ler was grinnin' straight at me.
+
+"'What's that,' he says, 'about Elder Maybee's powder?'
+
+"'Oh, nuthin' much,' I says, 'jest a little supprise party the elder had
+up to his house.'
+
+"'Tell us about it,' says Price. 'Oh, yes, do tell us about it,' says
+Mis' Price.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the' ain't much to it in the way of a story, but
+seein' dinner must be most through,' I says, 'I'll tell ye all the' was
+of it. The elder had a small farm 'bout two miles out of the village,' I
+says, 'an' he was great on raisin' chickins an' turkeys. He was a slow,
+putterin' kind of an ole foozle, but on the hull a putty decent citizen.
+Wa'al,' I says, 'one year when the poultry was comin' along, a family o'
+skunks moved onto the premises an' done so well that putty soon, as the
+elder said, it seemed to him that it was comin' to be a ch'ice between
+the chickin bus'nis an' the skunk bus'nis, an' though he said he'd heard
+the' was money in it, if it was done on a big enough scale, he hadn't
+ben edicated to it, he said, and didn't take to it _any_ ways. So,' I
+says, 'he scratched 'round an' got a lot o' traps an' set 'em, an' the
+very next mornin' he went out an' found he'd ketched an ole
+he-one--president of the comp'ny. So he went to git his gun to shoot
+the critter, an' found he hadn't got no powder. The boys had used it all
+up on woodchucks, an' the' wa'n't nothin' fer it but to git some more
+down to the village, an', as he had some more things to git, he hitched
+up 'long in the forenoon an' drove down.' At this," said David, "one of
+the ladies, wife to the judge, name o' Pomfort, spoke up an' says, 'Did
+he leave that poor creature to suffer all that time? Couldn't it have
+been put out of it's misery some other way?'
+
+"'Wa'al marm,' I says, 'I never happened to know but one feller that set
+out to kill one o' them things with a club, an' _he_ put in most o'
+_his_ time fer a week or two up in the woods _hatin'_ himself,' I says.
+'He didn't mingle in gen'ral soci'ty, an' in fact,' I says, 'he had the
+hull road to himself, as ye might say, fer a putty consid'able spell.'"
+
+John threw back his head and laughed. "Did she say any more?" he asked.
+
+"No," said David with a chuckle. "All the men set up a great laugh, an'
+she colored up in a kind of huff at fust, an' then she begun to laugh
+too, an' then one o' the waiter fellers put somethin' down in front of
+me an' I went eatin' agin. But putty soon Price, he says, 'Come,' he
+says, 'Harum, ain't you goin' on? How about that powder?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe we had ought to put that critter out of his
+misery. The elder went down an' bought a pound o' powder an' had it done
+up in a brown paper bundle, an' put it with his other stuff in the
+bottom of his dem'crat wagin; but it come on to rain some while he was
+ridin' back, an' the stuff got more or less wet, an' so when he got home
+he spread it out in a dishpan an' put it under the kitchen stove to dry,
+an' thinkin' that it wa'n't dryin' fast enough, I s'pose, made out to
+assist Nature, as the sayin' is, by stirrin' on't up with the kitchin
+poker. Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't jest know how it happened, an' the elder
+cert'inly didn't, fer after they'd got him untangled f'm under what was
+left of the woodshed an' the kitchin stove, an' tied him up in cotton
+battin', an' set his leg, an' put out the house, an' a few things like
+that, bom-by he come round a little, an' the fust thing he says was,
+"Wa'al, wa'al, wa'al!" "What is it, pa?" says Mis' Maybee, bendin' down
+over him. "That peowder," he says, in almost no voice, "that peowder! I
+was jest stirrin' on't a little, an' it went _o-f-f_, it went _o-f-f_,"
+he says, "_seemin'ly--in--a--minute_!" an' that,' I says to Mis' Price,
+'was what that egg done.'
+
+"'We'll have to forgive you that egg,' she says, laughin' like
+ev'rything, 'for Elder Maybee's sake'; an' in fact," said David, "they
+all laughed except one feller. He was an Englishman--I fergit his name.
+When I got through he looked kind o' puzzled an' says" (Mr. Harum
+imitated his style as well as he could), "'But ra'ally, Mr. Harum, you
+kneow that's the way powdah always geoes off, don't you kneow,' an'
+then," said David, "they laughed harder 'n ever, an' the Englishman got
+redder 'n a beet."
+
+"What did you say?" asked John.
+
+"Nuthin'," said David. "They was all laughin' so't I couldn't git in a
+word, an' then the waiter brought me another plateful of somethin'. Scat
+my ----!" he exclaimed, "I thought that dinner 'd go on till kingdom
+come. An' wine! Wa'al! I begun to feel somethin' like the old feller did
+that swallered a full tumbler of white whisky, thinkin' it was water.
+The old feller was temp'rence, an' the boys put up a job on him one hot
+day at gen'ral trainin'. Somebody ast him afterwuds how it made him
+feel, an' he said he felt as if he was sittin' straddle the meetin'
+house, an' ev'ry shingle was a Jew's-harp. So I kep' mum fer a while.
+But jest before we fin'ly got through, an' I hadn't said nothin' fer a
+spell, Mis' Price turned to me an' says, 'Did you have a pleasant drive
+this afternoon?'
+
+"'Yes'm,' I says, 'I seen the hull show, putty much. I guess poor folks
+must be 't a premium 'round here. I reckon,' I says, 'that if they'd
+club together, the folks your husband p'inted out to me to-day could
+_almost_ satisfy the requirements of the 'Merican Soci'ty fer For'n
+Missions.' Mis' Price laughed, an' looked over at her husband. 'Yes,'
+says Price, 'I told Mr. Harum about some of the people we saw this
+afternoon, an' I must say he didn't appear to be as much impressed as I
+thought he would. How's that, Harum?' he says to me.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says I, 'I was thinkin' 't I'd like to bet you two dollars to
+a last year's bird's nest,' I says, 'that if all them fellers we seen
+this afternoon, that air over fifty, c'd be got together, an' some one
+was suddinly to holler "LOW BRIDGE!" that nineteen out o' twenty 'd
+_duck their heads_.'"
+
+"And then?" queried John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "all on 'em laughed some, but Price--he jest lay
+back an' roared, and I found out afterwuds," added David, "that ev'ry
+man at the table, except the Englis'man, know'd what 'low bridge' meant
+from actial experience. Wa'al, scat my ----!" he exclaimed, as he looked
+at his watch, "it ain't hardly wuth while undressin'," and started for
+the door. As he was halfway through it, he turned and said, "Say, I
+s'pose _you'd_ 'a' known what to do with that egg," but he did not wait
+for a reply.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+
+
+It must not be understood that the Harums, Larrabees, Robinsons,
+Elrights, and sundry who have thus far been mentioned, represented the
+only types in the prosperous and enterprising village of Homeville, and
+David perhaps somewhat magnified the one-time importance of the Cullom
+family, although he was speaking of a period some forty years earlier.
+Be that as it may, there were now a good many families, most of them
+descendants of early settlers, who lived in good and even fine houses,
+and were people of refinement and considerable wealth. These constituted
+a coterie of their own, though they were on terms of acquaintance and
+comity with the "village people," as they designated the rank and file
+of the Homeville population. To these houses came in the summer sons and
+daughters, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren, and at the period of
+which I am writing there had been built on the shore of the lake, or in
+its vicinity, a number of handsome and stately residences by people who
+had been attracted by the beauty of the situation and the salubrity of
+the summer climate. And so, for some months in the pleasant season, the
+village was enlivened by a concourse of visitors who brought with them
+urban customs, costumes, and equipages, and gave a good deal of life
+and color to the village streets. Then did Homeville put its best foot
+forward and money in its pouch.
+
+"I ain't what ye might call an old residenter," said David, "though I
+was part raised on Buxton Hill, an' I ain't so well 'quainted with the
+nabobs; but Polly's lived in the village ever sence she got married, an'
+knows their fam'ly hist'ry, dam, an' sire, an' pedigree gen'ally. Of
+course," he remarked, "I know all the men folks, an' they know me, but I
+never ben into none o' their houses except now an' then on a matter of
+bus'nis, an' I guess," he said with a laugh, "that Polly 'd allow 't she
+don't spend all her time in that circle. Still," he added, "they all
+know her, an' ev'ry little while some o' the women folks 'll come in an'
+see her. She's putty popular, Polly is," he concluded.
+
+"I should think so, indeed," remarked John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "the's worse folks 'n Polly Bixbee, if she don't
+put on no style; an' the fact is, that some of the folks that lives here
+the year 'round, an' always have, an' call the rest on us 'village
+people,' 'r' jest as countryfied in their way 's me an' Polly is in
+our'n--only they don't know it. 'Bout the only diff'rence is the way
+they talk an' live." John looked at Mr. Harum in some doubt as to the
+seriousness of the last remark.
+
+"Go to the 'Piscopal church, an' have what they call dinner at six
+o'clock," said David. "Now, there's the The'dore Verjooses," he
+continued; "the 'rig'nal Verjoos come an' settled here some time in the
+thirties, I reckon. He was some kind of a Dutchman, I guess"
+["Dutchman" was Mr. Harum's generic name for all people native to the
+Continent of Europe]; "but he had some money, an' bought land an'
+morgidges, an' so on, an' havin' money--money was awful scurce in them
+early days--made more; never spent anythin' to speak of, an' died
+pinchin' the 'rig'nal cent he started in with."
+
+"He was the father of Mr. Verjoos the other banker here, I suppose?"
+said John.
+
+"Yes," said David, "the' was two boys an' a sister. The oldest son,
+Alferd, went into the law an' done bus'nis in Albany, an' afterw'ds
+moved to New York; but he's always kept up the old place here. The old
+man left what was a good deal o' propity fer them days, an' Alf he kept
+his share an' made more. He was in the Assembly two three terms, an'
+afterw'ds member of Congress, an' they do say," remarked Mr. Harum with
+a wink, "that he never lost no money by his politics. On the other hand,
+The'dore made more or less of a muddle on't, an' 'mongst 'em they set
+him up in the bankin' bus'nis. I say 'them' because the Verjooses, an'
+the Rogerses, an' the Swaynes, an' a lot of 'em, is all more or less
+related to each other, but Alf's reely the one at the bottom on't, an'
+after The 'd lost most of his money it was the easiest way to kind o'
+keep him on his legs."
+
+"He seems a good-natured, easy-going sort of person," said John by way
+of comment, and, truth to say, not very much interested.
+
+"Oh, yes," said David rather contemptuously, "you could drive him with a
+tow string. He don't _know_ enough to run away. But what I was gettin'
+at was this: He an' his wife--he married one of the Tenakers--has lived
+right here fer the Lord knows how long; born an' brought up here both
+on 'em, an' somehow we're 'village people' an' they ain't, that's all."
+
+"Rather a fine distinction," remarked his hearer, smiling.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Now, there's old maid Allis, relative of the
+Rogerses, lives all alone down on Clark Street in an old house that
+hain't had a coat o' paint or a new shingle sence the three Thayers was
+hung, an' she talks about the folks next door, both sides, that she's
+knowed alwus, as 'village people,' and I don't believe," asserted the
+speaker, "she was ever away f'm Homeville two weeks in the hull course
+of her life. She's a putty decent sort of a woman too," Mr. Harum
+admitted. "If the' was a death in the house she'd go in an' help, but
+she wouldn't never think of askin' one on 'em to tea."
+
+"I suppose you have heard it said," remarked John, laughing, "that it
+takes all sorts of people to make a world."
+
+"I think I hev heard a rumor to that effect," said David, "an' I guess
+the' 's about as much human nature in some folks as the' is in others,
+if not more."
+
+"And I don't fancy that it makes very much difference to you," said
+John, "whether the Verjooses or Miss Allis call you 'village people' or
+not."
+
+"Don't cut no figger at all," declared Mr. Harum. "Polly 'n I are too
+old to set up fer shapes even if we wanted to. A good fair road-gait 's
+good enough fer me; three square meals, a small portion of the 'filthy
+weed,' as it's called in po'try, a hoss 'r two, a ten-dollar note where
+you c'n lay your hand on't, an' once in a while, when your consciunce
+pricks ye, a little somethin' to permote the cause o' temp'rence, an'
+make the inwurd moniter quit jerkin' the reins--wa'al, I guess I c'n git
+along, heh?"
+
+"Yes," said John, by way of making some rejoinder, "if one has all one
+needs it is enough."
+
+"Wa'al, yes," observed the philosopher, "that's so, as you might say, up
+to a certain _point_, an' in some _ways_. I s'pose a feller could git
+along, but at the same time I've noticed that, gen'ally speakin', a
+leetle too big 's about the right size."
+
+"I am told," said John, after a pause in which the conversation seemed
+to be dying out for lack of fuel, and apropos of nothing in particular,
+"that Homeville is quite a summer resort."
+
+"Quite a consid'able," responded Mr. Harum. "It has ben to some extent
+fer a good many years, an' it's gettin' more an' more so all the time,
+only diff'rent. I mean," he said, "that the folks that come now make
+more show an' most on 'em who ain't visitin' their relations either has
+places of their own or hires 'em fer the summer. One time some folks
+used to come an' stay at the hotel. The' was quite a fair one then," he
+explained; "but it burned up, an' wa'n't never built up agin because it
+had got not to be thought the fash'nable thing to put up there. Mis'
+Robinson (Dug's wife), an' Mis' Truman, 'round on Laylock Street, has
+some fam'lies that come an' board with them ev'ry year, but that's about
+all the boardin' the' is nowdays." Mr. Harum stopped and looked at his
+companion thoughtfully for a moment, as if something had just occurred
+to him.
+
+"The' 'll be more o' your kind o' folk 'round, come summer," he said;
+and then, on a second thought, "you're 'Piscopal, ain't ye?"
+
+"I have always attended that service," replied John, smiling, "and I
+have gone to St. James's here nearly every Sunday."
+
+"Hain't they taken any notice of ye?" asked David.
+
+"Mr. Euston, the rector, called upon me," said John, "but I have made no
+further acquaintances."
+
+"E-um'm!" said David, and, after a moment, in a sort of confidential
+tone, "Do you like goin' to church?" he asked.
+
+"Well," said John, "that depends--yes, I think I do. I think it is the
+proper thing," he concluded weakly.
+
+"Depends some on how a feller's ben brought up, don't ye think so?" said
+David.
+
+"I should think it very likely," John assented, struggling manfully with
+a yawn.
+
+"I guess that's about my case," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' I sh'd have to
+admit that I ain't much of a hand fer church-goin'. Polly has the
+princ'pal charge of that branch of the bus'nis, an' the one I stay away
+from, when I _don't_ go," he said with a grin, "'s the Prespyteriun."
+John laughed.
+
+"No, sir," said David, "I ain't much of a hand for't. Polly used to
+worry at me about it till I fin'ly says to her, 'Polly,' I says, 'I'll
+tell ye what I'll do. I'll compermise with ye,' I says. 'I won't
+undertake to foller right along in your track--I hain't got the req'sit
+speed,' I says, 'but f'm now on I'll go to church reg'lar on
+Thanksgivin'.' It was putty near Thanksgivin' time," he remarked, "an' I
+dunno but she thought if she c'd git me started I'd finish the heat,
+an' so we fixed it at that."
+
+"Of course," said John with a laugh, "you kept your promise?"
+
+"Wa'al, sir," declared David with the utmost gravity, "fer the next five
+years I never missed attendin' church on Thanksgivin' day but _four_
+times; but after that," he added, "I had to beg off. It was too much of
+a strain," he declared with a chuckle, "an' it took more time 'n Polly
+c'd really afford to git me ready." And so he rambled on upon such
+topics as suggested themselves to his mind, or in reply to his auditor's
+comments and questions, which were, indeed, more perfunctory than
+otherwise. For the Verjooses, the Rogerses, the Swaynes, and the rest,
+were people whom John not only did not know, but whom he neither
+expected nor cared to know; and so his present interest in them was
+extremely small.
+
+Outside of his regular occupations, and despite the improvement in his
+domestic environment, life was so dull for him that he could not imagine
+its ever being otherwise in Homeville. It was a year since the
+world--his world--had come to an end, and though his sensations of loss
+and defeat had passed the acute stage, his mind was far from healthy. He
+had evaded David's question, or only half answered it, when he merely
+replied that the rector had called upon him. The truth was that some
+tentative advances had been made to him, and Mr. Euston had presented
+him to a few of the people in his flock; but beyond the point of mere
+politeness he had made no response, mainly from indifference, but to a
+degree because of a suspicion that his connection with Mr. Harum would
+not, to say the least, enhance his position in the minds of certain of
+the people of Homeville. As has been intimated, it seemed at the outset
+of his career in the village as if there had been a combination of
+circumstance and effort to put him on his guard, and, indeed, rather to
+prejudice him against his employer; and Mr. Harum, as it now appeared to
+our friend, had on one or two occasions laid himself open to
+misjudgment, if no more. No allusion had ever been made to the episode
+of the counterfeit money by either his employer or himself, and it was
+not till months afterward that the subject was brought up by Mr. Richard
+Larrabee, who sauntered into the bank one morning. Finding no one there
+but John, he leaned over the counter on his elbows, and, twisting one
+leg about the other in a restful attitude, proceeded to open up a
+conversation upon various topics of interest to his mind. Dick was Mr.
+Harum's confidential henchman and factotum, although not regularly so
+employed. His chief object in life was apparently to get as much
+amusement as possible out of that experience, and he was quite
+unhampered by over-nice notions of delicacy or bashfulness. But, withal,
+Mr. Larrabee was a very honest and loyal person, strong in his likes and
+dislikes, devoted to David, for whom he had the greatest admiration, and
+he had taken a fancy to our friend, stoutly maintaining that he "wa'n't
+no more stuck-up 'n you be," only, as he remarked to Bill Perkins, "he
+hain't had the advantigis of your bringin' up."
+
+After some preliminary talk--"Say," he said to John, "got stuck with any
+more countyfit money lately?"
+
+John's face reddened a little and Dick laughed.
+
+"The old man told me about it," he said. "Say, you'd ought to done as he
+told ye to. You'd 'a' saved fifteen dollars," Dick declared, looking at
+our friend with an expression of the utmost amusement.
+
+"I don't quite understand," said John rather stiffly.
+
+"Didn't he tell ye to charge 'em up to the bank, an' let him take 'em?"
+asked Dick.
+
+"Well?" said John shortly.
+
+"Oh, yes, I know," said Mr. Larrabee. "He said sumpthin' to make you
+think he was goin' to pass 'em out, an' you didn't give him no show to
+explain, but jest marched into the back room an' stuck 'em onto the
+fire. Ho, ho, ho, ho! He told me all about it," cried Dick. "Say," he
+declared, "I dunno 's I ever see the old man more kind o' womble-cropped
+over anythin'. Why, he wouldn't no more 'a' passed them bills 'n he'd
+'a' cut his hand off. He, he, he, he! He was jest ticklin' your heels a
+little," said Mr. Larrabee, "to see if you'd kick, an'," chuckled the
+speaker, "you _surely_ did."
+
+"Perhaps I acted rather hastily," said John, laughing a little from
+contagion.
+
+"Wa'al," said Dick, "Dave's got ways of his own. I've summered an'
+wintered with him now for a good many years, an' _I_ ain't got to the
+bottom of him yet, an'," he added, "I don't know nobody that has."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+
+
+Although, as time went on and John had come to a better insight of the
+character of the eccentric person whom Dick had failed to fathom, his
+half-formed prejudices had fallen away, it must be admitted that he
+ofttimes found him a good deal of a puzzle. The domains of the serious
+and the facetious in David's mind seemed to have no very well defined
+boundaries.
+
+The talk had drifted back to the people and gossip of Homeville, but,
+sooth to say, it had not on this occasion got far away from those
+topics.
+
+"Yes," said Mr. Harum, "Alf Verjoos is on the hull the best off of any
+of the lot. As I told ye, he made money on top of what the old man left
+him, an' he married money. The fam'ly--some on 'em--comes here in the
+summer, an' he's here part o' the time gen'ally, but the women folks
+won't stay here winters, an' the house is left in care of Alf's sister
+who never got married. He don't care a hill o' white beans fer anything
+in Homeville but the old place, and he don't cal'late to have nobody on
+his grass, not if he knows it. Him an' me are on putty friendly terms,
+but the fact is," said David, in a semi-confidential tone, "he's about
+an even combine of pykery an' viniger, an' about as pop'lar in gen'ral
+'round here as a skunk in a hen-house; but Mis' Verjoos is putty well
+liked; an' one o' the girls, Claricy is her name, is a good deal of a
+fav'rit. Juliet, the other one, don't mix with the village folks much,
+an' sometimes don't come with the fam'ly at all. She favors her father,"
+remarked the historian.
+
+"Inherits his popularity, I conclude," remarked John, smiling.
+
+"She does favor him to some extent in that respect," was the reply; "an'
+she's dark complected like him, but she's a mighty han'some girl,
+notwithstandin'. Both on 'em is han'some girls," observed Mr. Harum,
+"an' great fer hosses, an' that's the way I got 'quainted with 'em.
+They're all fer ridin' hossback when they're up here. Did you ever ride
+a hoss?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, yes," said John, "I have ridden a good deal one time and another."
+
+"Never c'd see the sense on't," declared David. "I c'n imagine gettin'
+on to a hoss's back when 't was either that or walkin', but to do it fer
+the fun o' the thing 's more 'n I c'n understand. There you be," he
+continued, "stuck up four five feet up in the air like a clo'espin,
+havin' your backbone chucked up into your skull, an' takin' the skin off
+in spots an' places, expectin' ev'ry next minute the critter'll git out
+f'm under ye--no, sir," he protested, "if it come to be that it was
+either to ride a hossback fer the fun o' the thing or have somebody kick
+me, an' kick me hard, I'd say, 'Kick away.' It comes to the same thing
+fur 's enjoyment goes, and it's a dum sight safer."
+
+John laughed outright, while David leaned forward with his hands on his
+knees, looking at him with a broad though somewhat doubtful smile.
+
+"That being your feeling," remarked John, "I should think saddle horses
+would be rather out of your line. Was it a saddle horse that the Misses
+Verjoos were interested in?"
+
+"Wa'al, I didn't buy him fer that," replied David, "an' in fact when the
+feller that sold him to me told me he'd ben rode, I allowed that ought
+to knock twenty dollars off 'n the price, but I did have such a hoss,
+an', outside o' that, he was a nice piece of hoss flesh. I was up to the
+barn one mornin', mebbe four years ago," he continued, "when in drove
+the Verjoos carriage with one of the girls, the oldest one, inside, an'
+the yeller-haired one on a hossback. 'Good mornin'. You're Mr. Harum,
+ain't you?' she says. 'Good mornin',' I says, 'Harum's the name 't I use
+when I appear in public. You're Miss Verjoos, I reckon,' I says.
+
+"She laughed a little, an' says, motionin' with her head to'ds the
+carriage, 'My sister is Miss Verjoos. I'm Miss Claricy.' I took off my
+cap, an' the other girl jest bowed her head a little.
+
+"'I heard you had a hoss 't I could ride,' says the one on hossback.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, lookin' at her hoss, an' he was a good one," remarked
+David, "'fer a saddle hoss, I shouldn't think you was entirely out o'
+hosses long's you got that one.' 'Oh,' she says, this is my sister's
+hoss. Mine has hurt his leg so badly that I am 'fraid I sha'n't be able
+to ride him this summer.' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've got a hoss that's ben
+rode, so I was told, but I don't know of my own knowin'.'
+
+"'Don't you ride?' she says. 'Hossback?' I says. 'Why, of course,' she
+says. '_No_, ma'am,' I says, 'not when I c'n raise the money to pay my
+_fine_' She looked kind o' puzzled at that," remarked David, "but I see
+the other girl look at her an' give a kind of quiet laugh."
+
+"'Can I see him?' says Miss Claricy. 'Cert'nly,' I says, an' went an'
+brought him out. 'Oh!' she says to her sister, 'ain't he a beauty? C'n I
+try him?' she says to me. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I c'n resk it if you
+can, but I didn't buy him fer a saddle hoss, an' if I'm to own him fer
+any len'th of time I'd ruther he'd fergit the saddle bus'nis, an' in any
+case,' I says, 'I wouldn't like him to git a sore back, an' then agin,'
+I says, 'I hain't got no saddle.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' she says, givin' her head a toss, 'if I couldn't sit straight
+I'd never ride agin. I never made a hoss's back sore in my life,' she
+says. 'We c'n change the saddle,' she says, an' off she jumps, an', scat
+my ----!" exclaimed David, "the way she knowed about gettin' that saddle
+fixed, pads, straps, girt's, an' the hull bus'nis, an' put up her foot
+fer me to give her a lift, an' wheeled that hoss an' went out o' the
+yard a-kitin', was as slick a piece o' hoss bus'nis as ever I see. It
+took fust money, that did," said Mr. Harum with a confirmatory shake of
+the head. "Wa'al," he resumed, "in about a few minutes back she come,
+lickity-cut, an' pulled up in front of me. 'C'n you send my sister's
+hoss home?' she says, 'an' then I sha'n't have to change agin. I'll stay
+on _my_ hoss,' she says, laughin', an' then agin laughin' fit to kill,
+fer I stood there with my mouth open clear to my back teeth, not bein'
+used to doin' bus'nis 'ith quite so much neatniss an' dispatch, as the
+sayin' is.
+
+"'Oh, it's all right,' she says. 'Poppa came home last night an' I'll
+have him see you this afternoon or to-morro'.' 'But mebbe he 'n I won't
+agree about the price,' I says. 'Yes, you will,' she says, 'an' if you
+don't I won't make his back sore'--an' off they went, an' left me
+standin' there like a stick in the mud. I've bought an' sold hosses to
+some extent fer a consid'able number o' years," said Mr. Harum
+reflectively, "but that partic'ler transaction's got a peg all to
+itself."
+
+John laughed and asked, "How did it come out? I mean, what sort of an
+interview did you have with the young woman's father, the popular Mr.
+Verjoos?"
+
+"Oh," said David, "he druv up to the office the next mornin', 'bout ten
+o'clock, an' come into the back room here, an' after we'd passed the
+time o' day, he says, clearin' his throat in a way he's got, 'He-uh,
+he-uh!' he says, 'my daughter tells me that she run off with a hoss of
+yours yestidy in rather a summery manner, an--he-uh-uh--I have come to
+see you about payin' fer him. What is the price?' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, more 'n anythin' to see what he'd say, 'what would you
+say he was wuth?' An' with that he kind o' stiffened a little stiffer 'n
+he was before, if it could be.
+
+"'Really,' he says, 'he-uh-uh, I haven't any idea. I haven't seen the
+animal, an' I should not consider myself qual'fied to give an opinion
+upon his value if I had, but,' he says, 'I don't know that that makes
+any material diff'rence, however, because I am quite--he-uh, he-uh--in
+your hands--he-uh!--within limits--he-uh-uh!--within limits,' he says.
+That kind o' riled me," remarked David. "I see in a minute what was
+passin' in his mind. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'Mr. Verjoos, I guess the fact o'
+the matter is 't I'm about as much in the mud as you be in the
+mire--your daughter's got my hoss,' I says. 'Now you ain't dealin' with
+a hoss jockey,' I says, 'though I don't deny that I buy an' sell hosses,
+an' once in a while make money at it. You're dealin' with David Harum,
+Banker, an' I consider 't I'm dealin' with a lady, or the father of one
+on her account,' I says.
+
+"'He-uh, he-uh! I meant no offense, sir,' he says.
+
+"'None bein' meant, none will be took,' I says. 'Now,' I says,' I was
+offered one-seventy-five fer that hoss day before yestidy, an' wouldn't
+take it. I can't sell him fer that,' I says.
+
+"'He-uh, uh! cert'nly not,' he says.
+
+"'Wait a minit,' I says. 'I can't sell him fer that because I
+_said_ I wouldn't; but if you feel like drawin' your check fer
+one-seventy-_six_,' I says, 'we'll call it a deal,'" The speaker
+paused with a chuckle.
+
+"Well?" said John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "he, he, he, he! That clean took the wind out of
+him, an' he got redder 'n a beet. 'He-uh-uh-uh-huh! really,' he says, 'I
+couldn't think of offerin' you less than two hunderd.'
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'I'll send up fer the hoss. One-seventy-six is my
+price, no more an' no less,' an' I got up out o' my chair."
+
+"And what did he say then?" asked John.
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mr. Harum, "he settled his neck down into his collar
+an' necktie an' cleared his throat a few times, an' says, 'You put me in
+ruther an embarrassin' position, Mr. Harum. My daughter has set her
+heart on the hoss, an'--he-uh-uh-uh!'--with a kind of a smile like a
+wrinkle in a boot, 'I can't very well tell her that I wouldn't buy him
+because you wouldn't accept a higher offer than your own price. I--I
+think I must accede to your proposition, an'--he-uh-uh--accept the
+favor,' he says, draggin' the words out by the roots.
+
+"'No favor at all,' I says, 'not a bit on't, not a bit on't. It was the
+cleanest an' slickist deal I ever had,' I says, 'an' I've had a good
+many. That girl o' your'n,' I says, 'if you don't mind my sayin' it,
+comes as near bein' a full team an' a cross dog under the wagin as you
+c'n git; an' you c'n tell her if you think fit,' I says, 'that if she
+ever wants anythin' more out o' _my_ barn I'll throw off twenty-four
+dollars ev'ry time, if she'll only do her own buyin'.'
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I didn't know but what he'd gag a little at
+that, but he didn't seem to, an' when he went off after givin' me his
+check, he put out his hand an' shook hands, a thing he never done
+before."
+
+"That was really very amusing," was John's comment.
+
+"'T wa'n't a bad day's work either," observed Mr. Harum. "I've sold the
+crowd a good many hosses since then, an' I've laughed a thousan' times
+over that pertic'ler trade. Me 'n Miss Claricy," he added, "has alwus
+ben good friends sence that time--an' she 'n Polly are reg'lar neetups.
+She never sees me in the street but what it's 'How dee do, Mr. H-a-rum?'
+An' I'll say, 'Ain't that ole hoss wore out yet?' or, 'When you comin'
+'round to run off with another hoss?' I'll say."
+
+At this point David got out of his chair, yawned, and walked over to the
+window.
+
+"Did you ever in all your born days," he said, "see such dum'd weather?
+Jest look out there--no sleighin', no wheelin', an' a barn full wantin'
+exercise. Wa'al, I guess I'll be moseyin' along." And out he went.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+
+
+If John Lenox had kept a diary for the first year of his life in
+Homeville most of its pages would have been blank.
+
+The daily routine of the office (he had no assistant but the callow
+Hopkins) was more exacting than laborious, but it kept him confined
+seven hours in the twenty-four. Still, there was time in the lengthened
+days as the year advanced for walking, rowing, and riding or driving
+about the picturesque country which surrounds Homeville. He and Mr.
+Harum often drove together after the bank closed, or after "tea," and it
+was a pleasure in itself to observe David's dexterous handling of his
+horses, and his content and satisfaction in the enjoyment of his
+favorite pastime. In pursuit of business he "jogged 'round," as he said,
+behind the faithful Jinny, but when on pleasure bent, a pair of
+satin-coated trotters drew him in the latest and "slickest" model of
+top-buggies.
+
+"Of course," he said, "I'd ruther ride all alone than not to ride at
+all, but the's twice as much fun in't when you've got somebody along. I
+ain't much of a talker, unless I happen to git started" (at which
+assertion John repressed a smile), "but once in a while I like to have
+somebody to say somethin' to. You like to come along, don't ye?"
+
+"Very much indeed."
+
+"I used to git Polly to come once in a while," said David, "but it
+wa'n't no pleasure to her. She hadn't never ben used to hosses an' alwus
+set on the edge of the seat ready to jump, an' if one o' the critters
+capered a little she'd want to git right out then an' there. I reckon
+she never went out but what she thanked mercy when she struck the hoss
+block to git back with hull bones."
+
+"I shouldn't have thought that she would have been nervous with the
+reins in your hands," said John.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "the last time she come along somethin' give the
+team a little scare an' she reached over an' made a grab at the lines.
+That," he remarked with a grin, "was quite a good while ago. I says to
+her when we got home, 'I guess after this you'd better take your airin's
+on a stun-boat. You won't be so liable to git run away with an' throwed
+out,' I says."
+
+John laughed a little, but made no comment.
+
+"After all," said David, "I dunno 's I blamed her fer bein' skittish,
+but I couldn't have her grabbin' the lines. It's curi's," he reflected,
+"I didn't used to mind what I rode behind, nor who done the drivin', but
+I'd have to admit that as I git older I prefer to do it myself, I ride
+ev'ry once in a while with fellers that c'n drive as well, an' mebbe
+better, 'n I can, an' I know it, but if anythin' turns up, or looks like
+it, I can't help wishin' 't I had holt o' the lines myself."
+
+The two passed a good many hours together thus beguiling the time.
+Whatever David's other merits as a companion, he was not exacting of
+response when engaged in conversation, and rarely made any demands upon
+his auditor.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+During that first year John made few additions to his social
+acquaintance, and if in the summer the sight of a gay party of young
+people caused some stirrings in his breast, they were not strong enough
+to induce him to make any attempts toward the acquaintance which he
+might have formed. He was often conscious of glances of curiosity
+directed toward himself, and Mr. Euston was asked a good many questions
+about the latest addition to his congregation.
+
+Yes, he had called upon Mr. Lenox and his call had been returned. In
+fact, they had had several visits together--had met out walking once and
+had gone on in company. Was Mr. Lenox "nice"? Yes, he had made a
+pleasant impression upon Mr. Euston, and seemed to be a person of
+intelligence and good breeding--very gentlemanlike. Why did not people
+know him? Well, Mr. Euston had made some proffers to that end, but Mr.
+Lenox had merely expressed his thanks. No, Mr. Euston did not know how
+he happened to be in Homeville and employed by that queer old Mr. Harum,
+and living with him and his funny old sister; Mr. Lenox had not confided
+in him at all, and though very civil and pleasant, did not appear to
+wish to be communicative.
+
+So our friend did not make his entrance that season into the drawing or
+dining rooms of any of what David called the "nabobs'" houses. By the
+middle or latter part of October Homeville was deserted of its visitors
+and as many of that class of its regular population as had the means to
+go with and a place to go to.
+
+It was under somewhat different auspices that John entered upon the
+second winter of his sojourn. It has been made plain that his relations
+with his employer and the kind and lovable Polly were on a satisfactory
+and permanent footing.
+
+"I'm dum'd," said David to Dick Larrabee, "if it hain't got putty near
+to the p'int when if I want to git anythin' out o' the common run out o'
+Polly, I'll have to ask John to fix it fer me. She's like a cow with a
+calf," he declared.
+
+"David sets all the store in the world by him," stated Mrs. Bixbee to a
+friend, "though he don't jest let on to--not in so many words. He's got
+a kind of a notion that his little boy, if he'd lived, would 'a' ben
+like him some ways. I never seen the child," she added, with an
+expression which made her visitor smile, "but as near 's I c'n make out
+f'm Dave's tell, he must 'a' ben red-headed. Didn't you know 't he'd
+ever ben married? Wa'al, he was fer a few years, though it's the one
+thing--wa'al, I don't mean exac'ly that--it's _one_ o' the things he
+don't have much to say about. But once in a while he'll talk about the
+boy, what he'd be now if he'd lived, an' so on; an' he's the greatest
+hand fer childern--everlastin'ly pickin' on 'em up when he's ridin' and
+such as that--an' I seen him once when we was travelin' on the cars go
+an' take a squawlin' baby away f'm it's mother, who looked ready to
+drop, an' lay it across that big chest of his, an' the little thing
+never gave a whimper after he got it into his arms--jest went right off
+to sleep. No," said Mrs. Bixbee, "I never had no childern, an' I don't
+know but what I was glad of it at the time; Jim Bixbee was about as
+much baby as I thought I could manage, but now--"
+
+There was some reason for not concluding the sentence, and so we do not
+know what was in her mind.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+
+
+The year that had passed had seemed a very long one to John, but as the
+months came and went he had in a measure adjusted himself to the change
+in his fortunes and environment; and so as time went on the poignancy of
+his sorrow and regret diminished, as it does with all of us. Yet the
+sight of a gray-haired man still brought a pang to his heart, and there
+were times of yearning longing to recall every line of the face, every
+detail of the dress, the voice, the words, of the girl who had been so
+dear to him, and who had gone out of his life as irrevocably, it seemed
+to him, as if by death itself. It may be strange, but it is true that
+for a very long time it never occurred to him that he might communicate
+with her by mailing a letter to her New York address to be forwarded,
+and when the thought came to him the impulse to act upon it was very
+strong, but he did not do so. Perhaps he would have written had he been
+less in love with her, but also there was mingled with that sentiment
+something of bitterness which, though he could not quite explain or
+justify it, did exist. Then, too, he said to himself, "Of what avail
+would it be? Only to keep alive a longing for the impossible." No, he
+would forget it all. Men had died and worms had eaten them, but not for
+love. Many men lived all their lives without it and got on very well
+too, he was aware. Perhaps some day, when he had become thoroughly
+affiliated and localized, he would wed a village maiden, and rear a
+Freeland County brood. Our friend, as may be seen, had a pretty healthy
+mind, and we need not sympathize with him to the disturbance of our own
+peace.
+
+Books accumulated in the best bedroom. John's expenses were small, and
+there was very little temptation, or indeed opportunity, for spending.
+At the time of his taking possession of his quarters in David's house he
+had raised the question of his contribution to the household expenses,
+but Mr. Harum had declined to discuss the matter at all and referred him
+to Mrs. Bixbee, with whom he compromised on a weekly sum which appeared
+to him absurdly small, but which she protested she was ashamed to
+accept. After a while a small upright piano made its appearance, with
+Aunt Polly's approval.
+
+"Why, of course," she said. "You needn't to hev ast me. I'd like to hev
+you anyway. I like music ever so much, an' so does David, though I guess
+it would floor him to try an' raise a tune. I used to sing quite a
+little when I was younger, an' I gen'ally help at church an' prayer
+meetin' now. Why, cert'nly. Why not? When would you play if it wa'n't in
+the evenin'? David sleeps over the wing. Do you hear him snore?"
+
+"Hardly ever," replied John, smiling. "That is to say, not very
+much--just enough sometimes to know that he is asleep."
+
+"Wa'al," she said decidedly, "if he's fur enough off so 't you can't
+hear _him_, I guess he won't hear _you_ much, an' he sure won't hear
+you after he gits to sleep."
+
+So the piano came, and was a great comfort and resource. Indeed, before
+long it became the regular order of things for David and his sister to
+spend an hour or so on Sunday evenings listening to his music and their
+own as well--that is, the music of their choice--which latter was mostly
+to be found in "Carmina Sacra" and "Moody and Sankey"; and Aunt Polly's
+heart was glad indeed when she and John together made concord of sweet
+sounds in some familiar hymn tune, to the great edification of Mr.
+Harum, whose admiration was unbounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Did I tell you," said David to Dick Larrabee, "what happened the last
+time me an' John went ridin' together?"
+
+"Not's I remember on," replied Dick.
+
+"Wa'al, we've rode together quite a consid'able," said Mr. Harum, "but I
+hadn't never said anythin' to him about takin' a turn at the lines. This
+day we'd got a piece out into the country an' I had the brown colts. I
+says to him, 'Ever do any drivin'?"
+
+"'More or less,' he says.
+
+"'Like to take the lines fer a spell?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, lookin' kind o' pleased, 'if you ain't afraid to trust
+me with 'em,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al, I'll be here,' I says, an' handed 'em over. Wa'al, sir, I see
+jest by the way he took holt on 'em it wa'n't the fust time, an' we went
+along to where the road turns in through a piece of woods, an' the track
+is narrer, an' we run slap onto one o' them dum'd road-engines that had
+got wee-wawed putty near square across the track. Now I tell ye," said
+Mr. Harum, "them hosses didn't like it fer a cent, an' tell the truth I
+didn't like it no better. We couldn't go ahead fer we couldn't git by
+the cussed thing, an' the hosses was 'par'ntly tryin' to git back under
+the buggy, an', scat my ----! if he didn't straighten 'em out an' back
+'em 'round in that narrer road, an' hardly scraped a wheel. Yes, sir,"
+declared Mr. Harum, "I couldn't 'a' done it slicker myself, an' I don't
+know nobody that could."
+
+"Guess you must 'a' felt a little ticklish yourself," said Dick
+sympathetically, laughing as usual.
+
+"Wa'al, you better believe," declared the other. "The' was 'bout half a
+minute when I'd have sold out mighty cheap, an' took a promise fer the
+money. He's welcome to drive any team in _my_ barn," said David,
+feeling--in which view Mr. Larrabee shared--that encomium was pretty
+well exhausted in that assertion.
+
+"I don't believe," said Mr. Harum after a moment, in which he and his
+companion reflected upon the gravity of his last declaration, "that
+the's any dum thing that feller can't do. The last thing 's a piany.
+He's got a little one that stands up on it's hind legs in his room, an'
+he c'n play it with both hands 'thout lookin' on. Yes, sir, we have
+reg'lar concerts at my house ev'ry Sunday night, admission free, an'
+childern half price, an'," said David, "you'd ought to hear him an'
+Polly sing, an'--he, he, he! you'd ought to _see_ her singin'--tickleder
+'n a little dog with a nosegay tied to his tail."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+
+
+Our friend's acquaintance with the rector of St. James's church had
+grown into something like friendship, and the two men were quite often
+together in the evening. John went sometimes to Mr. Euston's house, and
+not unfrequently the latter would spend an hour in John's room over a
+cigar and a chat. On one of the latter occasions, late in the autumn,
+Mr. Euston went to the piano after sitting a few minutes and looked over
+some of the music, among which were two or three hymnals. "You are
+musical," he said.
+
+"In a modest way," was the reply.
+
+"I am very fond of it," said the clergyman, "but have little knowledge
+of it. I wish I had more," he added in a tone of so much regret as
+to cause his hearer to look curiously at him. "Yes," he said, "I wish I
+knew more--or less. It's the bane of my existence," declared the rector
+with a half laugh. John looked inquiringly at him, but did not respond.
+
+"I mean the music--so called--at St. James's," said Mr. Euston. "I don't
+wonder you smile," he remarked; "but it's not a matter for smiling with
+me."
+
+"I beg pardon," said John.
+
+"No, you need not," returned the other, "but really--Well, there are a
+good many unpleasant and disheartening experiences in a clergyman's
+life, and I can, I hope, face and endure most of them with patience, but
+the musical part of my service is a never-ending source of anxiety,
+perplexity, and annoyance. I think," said Mr. Euston, "that I expend
+more nerve tissue upon that branch of my responsibilities than upon all
+the rest of my work. You see we can not afford to pay any of the
+singers, and indeed my people--some of them, at least--think fifty
+dollars is a great sum for poor little Miss Knapp, the organist. The
+rest are volunteers, or rather, I should say, have been pressed into the
+service. We are supposed to have two sopranos and two altos; but in
+effect it happens sometimes that neither of a pair will appear, each
+expecting the other to be on duty. The tenor, Mr. Hubber, who is an
+elderly man without any voice to speak of, but a very devout and
+faithful churchman, is to be depended upon to the extent of his
+abilities; but Mr. Little, the bass--well," observed Mr. Euston, "the
+less said about him the better."
+
+"How about the organist?" said John. "I think she does very well,
+doesn't she?"
+
+"Miss Knapp is the one redeeming feature," replied the rector, "but she
+has not much courage to interfere. Hubber is nominally the leader, but
+he knows little of music." Mr. Euston gave a sorry little laugh. "It's
+trying enough," he said, "one Sunday with another, but on Christmas and
+Easter, when my people make an unusual effort, and attempt the
+impossible, it is something deplorable."
+
+John could not forbear a little laugh. "I should think it must be pretty
+trying," he said.
+
+"It is simply corroding," declared Mr. Euston.
+
+They sat for a while smoking in silence, the contemplation of his woes
+having apparently driven other topics from the mind of the harassed
+clergyman. At last he said, turning to our friend:
+
+"I have heard your voice in church."
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"And I noticed that you sang not only the hymns but the chants, and in a
+way to suggest the idea that you have had experience and training. I did
+not come here for the purpose," said Mr. Euston, after waiting a moment
+for John to speak, "though I confess the idea has occurred to me before,
+but it was suggested again by the sight of your piano and music. I know
+that it is asking a great deal," he continued, "but do you think you
+could undertake, for a while at least, to help such a lame dog as I am
+over the stile? You have no idea," said the rector earnestly, "what a
+service you would be doing not only to me, but to my people and the
+church."
+
+John pulled thoughtfully at his mustache for a moment, while Mr. Euston
+watched his face. "I don't know," he said at last in a doubtful tone. "I
+am afraid you are taking too much for granted--I don't mean as to my
+good will, but as to my ability to be of service, for I suppose you mean
+that I should help in drilling your choir."
+
+"Yes," replied Mr. Euston. "I suppose it would be too much to ask you to
+sing as well."
+
+"I have had no experience in the way of leading or directing," replied
+John, ignoring the suggestion, "though I have sung in church more or
+less, and am familiar with the service, but even admitting my ability to
+be of use, shouldn't you be afraid that my interposing might make more
+trouble than it would help? Wouldn't your choir resent it? Such people
+are sometimes jealous, you know."
+
+"Oh, dear, yes," sighed the rector. "But," he added, "I think I can
+guarantee that there will be no unpleasant feeling either toward you or
+about you. Your being from New York will give you a certain prestige,
+and their curiosity and the element of novelty will make the beginning
+easy."
+
+There came a knock at the door and Mr. Harum appeared, but, seeing a
+visitor, was for withdrawing.
+
+"Don't go," said John. "Come in. Of course you know Mr. Euston."
+
+"Glad to see ye," said David, advancing and shaking hands. "You folks
+talkin' bus'nis?" he asked before sitting down.
+
+"I am trying to persuade Mr. Lenox to do me a great favor," said Mr.
+Euston.
+
+"Well, I guess he won't want such an awful sight o' persuadin'," said
+David, taking a chair, "if he's able to do it. What does he want of ye?"
+he asked, turning to John. Mr. Euston explained, and our friend gave his
+reasons for hesitating--all but the chief one, which was that he was
+reluctant to commit himself to an undertaking which he apprehended would
+be not only laborious but disagreeable.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "as fur 's the bus'nis itself 's concerned, the
+hull thing's all nix-cum-rouse to me; but as fur 's gettin' folks to
+come an' sing, you c'n git a barn full, an' take your pick; an' a
+feller that c'n git a pair of hosses an' a buggy out of a tight fix the
+way you done a while ago ought to be able to break in a little team of
+half a dozen women or so."
+
+"Well," said John, laughing, "_you_ could have done what I was lucky
+enough to do with the horses, but--"
+
+"Yes, yes," David broke in, scratching his cheek, "I guess you got me
+that time."
+
+Mr. Euston perceived that for some reason he had an ally and advocate in
+Mr. Harum. He rose and said good-night, and John escorted him downstairs
+to the door. "Pray think of it as favorably as you can," he said, as
+they shook hands at parting.
+
+"Putty nice kind of a man," remarked David when John came back; "putty
+nice kind of a man. 'Bout the only 'quaintance you've made of his kind,
+ain't he? Wa'al, he's all right fur 's he goes. Comes of good stock, I'm
+told, an' looks it. Runs a good deal to emptins in his preachin' though,
+they say. How do you find him?"
+
+"I think I enjoy his conversation more than his sermons," admitted John
+with a smile.
+
+"Less of it at times, ain't the'?" suggested David. "I may have told
+ye," he continued, "that I wa'n't a very reg'lar churchgoer, but I've
+ben more or less in my time, an' when I did listen to the sermon all
+through, it gen'ally seemed to me that if the preacher 'd put all the'
+really was in it together he wouldn't need to have took only 'bout
+quarter the time; but what with scorin' fer a start, an' laggin' on the
+back stretch, an' ev'ry now an' then breakin' to a stan'still, I
+gen'ally wanted to come down out o' the stand before the race was over.
+The's a good many fast quarter hosses," remarked Mr. Harum, "but them
+that c'n keep it up fer a full mile is scurce. What you goin' to do
+about the music bus'nis, or hain't ye made up your mind yet?" he asked,
+changing the subject.
+
+"I like Mr. Euston," said John, "and he seems very much in earnest about
+this matter; but I am not sure," he added thoughtfully, "that I can do
+what he wants, and I must say that I am very reluctant to undertake it;
+still, I don't know but that I ought to make the trial," and he looked
+up at David.
+
+"I guess I would if I was you," said the latter. "It can't do ye no
+harm, an' it may do ye some good. The fact is," he continued, "that you
+ain't out o' danger of runnin' in a rut. It would do you good mebbe to
+git more acquainted, an' mebbe this'll be the start on't."
+
+"With a little team of half a dozen women, as you called them," said
+John. "Mr. Euston has offered to introduce me to any one I cared to
+know."
+
+"I didn't mean the singin' folks," responded Mr. Harum, "I meant the
+church folks in gen'ral, an' it'll come 'round in a natur'l sort of
+way--not like bein' took 'round by Mr. Euston as if you'd _ast_ him to.
+You can't git along--you may, an' have fer a spell, but not alwus--with
+nobody to visit with but me an' Polly an' Dick, an' so on, an' once in a
+while with the parson; you ben used to somethin' diff'rent, an' while I
+ain't sayin' that Homeville soci'ty, pertic'lerly in the winter, 's the
+finest in the land, or that me an' Polly ain't all right in our way, you
+want a change o' feed once in a while, or you _may_ git the colic.
+Now," proceeded the speaker, "if this singin' bus'nis don't do more'n
+to give ye somethin' new to think about, an' take up an evenin' now an'
+then, even if it bothers ye some, I think mebbe it'll be a good thing
+fer ye. They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog--keeps
+him from broodin' over _bein'_ a dog, mebbe," suggested David.
+
+"Perhaps you are right," said John. "Indeed, I don't doubt that you are
+right, and I will take your advice."
+
+"Thank you," said David a minute or two later on, holding out the glass
+while John poured, "jest a wisdom toothful. I don't set up to be no
+Sol'mon, an' if you ever find out how I'm bettin' on a race jest
+'copper' me an' you c'n wear di'monds, but I know when a hoss has stood
+too long in the barn as soon as the next man."
+
+It is possible that even Mr. Euston did not fully appreciate the
+difficulties of the task which he persuaded our friend John to
+undertake; and it is certain that had the latter known all that they
+were to be he would have hardened his heart against both the pleadings
+of the rector and the advice of David. His efforts were welcomed and
+seconded by Mr. Hubber the tenor, and Miss Knapp the organist, and there
+was some earnestness displayed at first by the ladies of the choir; but
+Mr. Little, the bass, proved a hopeless case, and John, wholly against
+his intentions, and his inclinations as well, had eventually to take
+over the basso's duty altogether, as being the easiest way--in fact, the
+only way--to save his efforts from downright failure.
+
+Without going in detail into the trials and tribulations incident to the
+bringing of the musical part of the service at Mr. Euston's church up
+to a respectable if not a high standard, it may be said that with
+unremitting pains this end was accomplished, to the boundless relief and
+gratitude of that worthy gentleman, and to a good degree of the members
+of his congregation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+
+
+On a fine Sunday in summer after the close of the service the exit of
+the congregation of St. James's church presents an animated and
+inspiring spectacle. A good many well-dressed ladies of various ages,
+and not quite so many well-dressed men, mostly (as David would have put
+it) "runnin' a little younger," come from out the sacred edifice with an
+expression of relief easily changeable to something gayer. A few drive
+away in handsome equipages, but most prefer to walk, and there is
+usually a good deal of smiling talk in groups before parting, in which
+Mr. Euston likes to join. He leaves matters in the vestry to the care of
+old Barlow, the sexton, and makes, if one may be permitted the
+expression, "a quick change."
+
+Things had come about very much as David had desired and anticipated,
+and our friend had met quite a number of the "summer people," having
+been waylaid at times by the rector--in whose good graces he stood so
+high that he might have sung anything short of a comic song during the
+offertory--and presented willy-nilly. On this particular Sunday he had
+lingered a while in the gallery after service over some matter connected
+with the music, and when he came out of the church most of the people
+had made their way down the front steps and up the street; but standing
+near the gate was a group of three--the rector and two young women whom
+John had seen the previous summer, and now recognized as the Misses
+Verjoos. He raised his hat as he was passing the group, when Mr. Euston
+detained him: "I want to present you to the Misses Verjoos." A tall
+girl, dressed in some black material which gave John the impression of
+lace, recognized his salutation with a slight bow and a rather
+indifferent survey from a pair of very somber dark eyes, while her
+sister, in light colors, gave him a smiling glance from a pair of very
+blue ones, and, rather to his surprise, put out her hand with the usual
+declaration of pleasure, happiness, or what not.
+
+"We were just speaking of the singing," said the rector, "and I was
+saying that it was all your doing."
+
+"You really have done wonders," condescended she of the somber eyes. "We
+have only been here a day or two and this is the first time we have been
+at church."
+
+The party moved out of the gate and up the street, the rector leading
+with Miss Verjoos, followed by our friend and the younger sister.
+
+"Indeed you have," said the latter, seconding her sister's remark. "I
+don't believe even yourself can quite realize what the difference is.
+My! it is very nice for the rest of us, but it must be a perfect killing
+bore for you."
+
+"I have found it rather trying at times," said John; "but now--you are
+so kind--it is beginning to appear to me as the most delightful of
+pursuits."
+
+"Very pretty," remarked Miss Clara. "Do you say a good deal of that sort
+of thing?"
+
+"I am rather out of practice," replied John. "I haven't had much
+opportunity for some time."
+
+"I don't think you need feel discouraged," she returned. "A good method
+is everything, and I have no doubt you might soon be in form again."
+
+"Thanks for your encouragement," said John, smiling. "I was beginning to
+feel quite low in my mind about it." She laughed a little.
+
+"I heard quite a good deal about you last year from a very good friend
+of yours," said Miss Clara after a pause.
+
+John looked at her inquiringly.
+
+"Mrs. Bixbee," she said. "Isn't she an old dear?"
+
+"I have reason to think so, with all my heart," said John stoutly.
+
+"She talked a lot about you to me," said Miss Clara.
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"Yes, and if your ears did not burn you have no sense of gratitude.
+Isn't Mr. Harum funny?"
+
+"I have sometimes suspected it," said John, laughing. "He once told me
+rather an amusing thing about a young woman's running off with one of
+his horses."
+
+"Did he tell you that? Really? I wonder what you must have thought of
+me?"
+
+"Something of what Mr. Harum did, I fancy," said John.
+
+"What was that?"
+
+"Pardon me," was the reply, "but I have been snubbed once this morning."
+She gave a little laugh.
+
+"Mr. Harum and I are great 'neetups,' as he says. Is 'neetups' a nice
+word?" she asked, looking at her companion.
+
+"I should think so if I were in Mr. Harum's place," said John. "It means
+'cronies,' I believe, in his dictionary."
+
+They had come to where Freeland Street terminates in the Lake Road,
+which follows the border of the lake to the north and winds around the
+foot of it to the south and west.
+
+"Why!" exclaimed Miss Clara, "there comes David. I haven't seen him this
+summer."
+
+They halted and David drew up, winding the reins about the whipstock and
+pulling off his buckskin glove.
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Harum?" said the girl, putting her hand in his.
+
+"How air ye, Miss Claricy? Glad to see ye agin," he said. "I'm settin'
+up a little ev'ry day now, an' you don't look as if you was off your
+feed much, eh?"
+
+"No," she replied, laughing, "I'm in what you call pretty fair
+condition, I think."
+
+"Wa'al, I reckon," he said, looking at her smiling face with the
+frankest admiration. "Guess you come out a little finer ev'ry season,
+don't ye? Hard work to keep ye out o' the 'free-fer-all' class, I guess.
+How's all the folks?"
+
+"Nicely, thanks," she replied.
+
+"That's right," said David.
+
+"How is Mrs. Bixbee?" she inquired.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I ben a little down in the mouth
+lately 'bout Polly--seems to be fallin' away some--don't weigh much more
+'n I do, I guess;" but Miss Clara only laughed at this gloomy report.
+
+"How is my horse Kirby?" she asked.
+
+"Wa'al, the ole bag-o'-bones is breathin' yet," said David, chuckling,
+"but he's putty well wore out--has to lean up agin the shed to whicker.
+Guess I'll have to sell ye another putty soon now. Still, what the' is
+left of him 's 's good 's ever 't will be, an' I'll send him up in the
+mornin'." He looked from Miss Clara to John, whose salutation he had
+acknowledged with the briefest of nods.
+
+"How'd you ketch _him_?" he asked, indicating our friend with a motion
+of his head. "Had to go after him with a four-quart measure, didn't ye?
+or did he let ye corner him?"
+
+"Mr. Euston caught him for me," she said, laughing, but coloring
+perceptibly, while John's face grew very red. "I think I will run on and
+join my sister, and Mr. Lenox can drive home with you. Good bye, Mr.
+Harum. I shall be glad to have Kirby whenever it is convenient. We shall
+be glad to see you at Lakelawn," she said to John cordially, "whenever
+you can come;" and taking her prayer book and hymnal from him, she sped
+away.
+
+"Look at her git over the ground," said David, turning to watch her
+while John got into the buggy. "Ain't that a gait?"
+
+"She is a charming girl," said John as old Jinny started off.
+
+"She's the one I told you about that run off with my hoss," remarked
+David, "an' I alwus look after him fer her in the winter."
+
+"Yes, I know," said John. "She was laughing about it to-day, and saying
+that you and she were great friends."
+
+"She was, was she?" said David, highly pleased. "Yes, sir, that's the
+girl, an', scat my ----! if I was thirty years younger she c'd run off
+with me jest as easy--an' I dunno but what she could anyway," he added.
+
+"Charming girl," repeated John rather thoughtfully.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I don't know as much about girls as I do about
+some things; my experience hain't laid much in that line, but I wouldn't
+like to take a contract to match _her_ on any _limit_. I guess," he
+added softly, "that the consideration in that deal 'd have to be 'love
+an' affection.' Git up, old lady," he exclaimed, and drew the whip along
+old Jinny's back like a caress. The mare quickened her pace, and in a
+few minutes they drove into the barn.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+
+
+"Where you ben?" asked Mrs. Bixbee of her brother as the three sat at
+the one o'clock dinner. "I see you drivin' off somewheres."
+
+"Ben up the Lake Road to 'Lizer Howe's," replied David. "He's got a hoss
+'t I've some notion o' buyin'."
+
+"Ain't the' week-days enough," she asked, "to do your horse-tradin' in
+'ithout breakin' the Sabbath?"
+
+David threw back his head and lowered a stalk of the last asparagus of
+the year into his mouth.
+
+"Some o' the best deals I ever made," he said, "was made on a Sunday.
+Hain't you never heard the sayin', 'The better the day, the better the
+deal'?"
+
+"Wa'al," declared Mrs. Bixbee, "the' can't be no blessin' on money
+that's made in that way, an' you'd be better off without it."
+
+"I dunno," remarked her brother, "but Deakin Perkins might ask a
+blessin' on a hoss trade, but I never heard of it's bein' done, an' I
+don't know jest how the deakin 'd put it; it'd be two fer the deakin an'
+one fer the other feller, though, somehow, you c'n bet."
+
+"Humph!" she ejaculated. "I guess nobody ever did; an' I sh'd think you
+had money enough an' horses enough an' time enough to keep out o' that
+bus'nis on Sunday, anyhow."
+
+"Wa'al, wa'al," said David, "mebbe I'll swear off before long, an'
+anyway the' wa'n't no blessin' needed on this trade, fer if you'll ask
+'Lizer he'll tell ye the' wa'n't none made. 'Lizer 's o' your way o'
+thinkin' on the subjict."
+
+"That's to his credit, anyway," she asserted.
+
+"Jes' so," observed her brother; "I've gen'ally noticed that folks who
+was of your way o' thinkin' never made no mistakes, an' 'Lizer 's a very
+consistent believer;" whereupon he laughed in a way to arouse both Mrs.
+Bixbee's curiosity and suspicion.
+
+"I don't see anythin' in that to laugh at," she declared.
+
+"He, he, he, he!" chuckled David.
+
+"Wa'al, you may 's well tell it one time 's another. That's the way,"
+she said, turning to John with a smile trembling on her lips, "'t he
+picks at me the hull time."
+
+"I've noticed it," said John. "It's shameful."
+
+"I do it hully fer her good," asserted David with a grin. "If it wa'n't
+fer me she'd git in time as narrer as them seven-day Babtists over to
+Peeble--they call 'em the 'narrer Babtists.' You've heard on 'em, hain't
+you, Polly?"
+
+"No," she said, without looking up from her plate, "I never heard on
+'em, an' I don't much believe you ever did neither."
+
+"What!" exclaimed David, "You lived here goin' on seventy year an' never
+heard on 'em?"
+
+"David Harum!" she cried, "I ain't within ten year----"
+
+"Hold on," he protested, "don't throw that teacup. I didn't say you
+_was_, I only said you was _goin' on_--an' about them people over to
+Peeble, they've got the name of the 'narrer Babtists' because they're so
+narrer in their views that fourteen on 'em c'n sit, side an' side, in a
+buggy." This astonishing statement elicited a laugh even from Aunt
+Polly, but presently she said:
+
+"Wa'al, I'm glad you found one man that would stan' you off on Sunday."
+
+"Yes'm," said her brother, "'Lizer 's jest your kind. I knew 't he'd
+hurt his foot, an' prob'ly couldn't go to meetin', an' sure enough, he
+was settin' on the stoop, an' I drove in an' pulled up in the lane
+alongside. We said good mornin' an' all that, an' I ast after the folks
+an' how his foot was gettin' 'long, an' so on, an' fin'ly I says, 'I see
+your boy drivin' a hoss the other day that looked a little--f'm the
+middle o' the road--as if he might match one I've got, an' I thought I'd
+drive up this mornin' an' see if we couldn't git up a dicker.' Wa'al, he
+give a kind of a hitch in his chair as if his foot hurt him, an' then he
+says, 'I guess I can't deal with ye to-day. I don't never do no bus'nis
+on Sunday,' he says.
+
+"'I've heard you was putty pertic'ler,' I says, 'but I'm putty busy jest
+about now, an' I thought that mebbe once in a way, an' seein' that you
+couldn't go to meetin' anyway, an' that I've come quite a ways an' don't
+know when I c'n see you agin, an' so on, that mebbe you'd think, under
+all the circumstances, the' wouldn't be no great harm in't--long 's I
+don't pay over no money, at cetery,' I says.
+
+"'No,' he says, shakin' his head in a sort o' mournful way, 'I'm glad to
+see ye, an' I'm sorry you've took all that trouble fer nuthin', but my
+conscience won't allow me,' he says, 'to do no bus'nis on Sunday.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't ask no man to go agin his conscience, but it
+wouldn't be no very glarin' transgression on your part, would it, if I
+was to go up to the barn all alone by myself an' look at the hoss?' I
+c'd see," continued Mr. Harum, "that his face kind o' brightened up at
+that, but he took his time to answer. 'Wa'al,' he says fin'ly, 'I don't
+want to lay down no law fer _you_, an' if _you_ don't see no harm in't,
+I guess the' ain't nuthin' to prevent ye.' So I got down an' started fer
+the barn, an'--he, he, he!--when I'd got about a rod he hollered after
+me, 'He's in the end stall,' he says.
+
+"Wa'al," the narrator proceeded, "I looked the critter over an' made up
+my mind about what he was wuth to me, an' went back an' got in, an'
+drove into the yard, an' turned 'round, an' drew up agin 'longside the
+stoop. 'Lizer looked up at me in an askin' kind of a way, but he didn't
+say anythin'.
+
+"'I s'pose,' I says, 'that you wouldn't want me to say anythin' more to
+ye, an' I may 's well jog along back.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I can't very well help hearin' ye, kin I, if you got
+anythin' to say?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the hoss ain't exac'ly what I expected to find, nor
+jest what I'm lookin' fer; but I don't say I wouldn't 'a' made a deal
+with ye if the price had ben right, an' it hadn't ben Sunday.' I
+reckon," said David with a wink at John, "that that there foot o' his'n
+must 'a' give him an extry twinge the way he wriggled in his chair; but
+I couldn't break his lockjaw yit. So I gathered up the lines an' took
+out the whip, an' made all the motions to go, an' then I kind o' stopped
+an' says, 'I don't want you to go agin your princ'ples nor the law an'
+gosp'l on my account, but the' can't be no harm in s'posin' a case, can
+the'?' No, he allowed that s'posin' wa'n't jest the same as doin'.
+'Wa'al,' says I, 'now s'posin' I'd come up here yestidy as I have
+to-day, an' looked your hoss over, an' said to you, "What price do you
+put on him?" what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he said, 'puttin' it that way, I s'pose I'd 'a' said
+one-seventy.'
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'an' then agin, if I'd said that he wa'n't wuth that
+money to me, not bein' jest what I wanted--an' so he ain't--but that I'd
+give one-forty, _cash_, what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, givin' a hitch, 'of course I don't know jest what I
+would have said, but I _guess_,' he says, ''t I'd 'a' said if you'll
+make it one-fifty you c'n have the hoss.'
+
+"'Wa'al, now,' I says, 's'posin' I was to send Dick Larrabee up here in
+the mornin' with the money, what do you s'pose you'd do?'
+
+"'I _s'pose_ I'd let him go,' says 'Lizer.
+
+"'All right,' I says, an' off I put. That conscience o' 'Lizer's,"
+remarked Mr. Harum in conclusion, "is wuth its weight in gold, _jest
+about_."
+
+"David Harum," declared Aunt Polly, "you'd ort to be 'shamed o'
+yourself."
+
+"Wa'al," said David with an air of meekness, "if I've done anythin' I'm
+sorry for, I'm willin' to be forgi'n. Now, s'posin'----"
+
+"I've heard enough 'bout s'posin' fer one day," said Mrs. Bixbee
+decisively, "unless it's s'posin' you finish your dinner so's't Sairy
+c'n git through her work sometime."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV.
+
+
+After dinner John went to his room and David and his sister seated
+themselves on the "verandy." Mr. Harum lighted a cigar and enjoyed his
+tobacco for a time in silence, while Mrs. Bixbee perused, with rather
+perfunctory diligence, the columns of her weekly church paper.
+
+"I seen a sight fer sore eyes this mornin'," quoth David presently.
+
+"What was that?" asked Aunt Polly, looking up over her glasses.
+
+"Claricy Verjoos fer one part on't," said David.
+
+"The Verjooses hev come, hev they? Wa'al, that's good. I hope she'll
+come up an' see me."
+
+David nodded. "An' the other part on't was," he said, "she an' that
+young feller of our'n was walkin' together, an' a putty slick pair they
+made too."
+
+"Ain't she purty?" said Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"They don't make 'em no puttier," affirmed David; "an' they was a nice
+pair. I couldn't help thinkin'," he remarked, "what a nice hitch up
+they'd make."
+
+"Guess the' ain't much chance o' that," she observed.
+
+"No, I guess not either," said David.
+
+"He hain't got anythin' to speak of, I s'pose, an' though I reckon
+she'll hev prop'ty some day, all that set o' folks seems to marry money,
+an' some one's alwus dyin' an' leavin' some on 'em some more. The' ain't
+nothin' truer in the Bible," declared Mrs. Bixbee with conviction, "'n
+that sayin' thet them that has gits."
+
+"That's seemin'ly about the way it runs in gen'ral," said David.
+
+"It don't seem right," said Mrs. Bixbee, with her eyes on her brother's
+face. "Now there was all that money one o' Mis' Elbert Swayne's
+relations left her last year, an' Lucy Scramm, that's poorer 'n
+poverty's back kitchin, an' the same relation to him that Mis' Swayne
+was, only got a thousan' dollars, an' the Swaynes rich already. Not but
+what the thousan' was a godsend to the Scramms, but he might jest as
+well 'a' left 'em comf'tibly off as not, 'stid of pilin' more onto the
+Swaynes that didn't need it."
+
+"Does seem kind o' tough," David observed, leaning forward to drop his
+cigar ash clear of the veranda floor, "but that's the way things goes,
+an' I've often had to notice that a man'll sometimes do the foolishist
+thing or the meanest thing in his hull life after he's dead."
+
+"You never told me," said Mrs. Bixbee, after a minute or two, in which
+she appeared to be following up a train of reflection, "much of anythin'
+about John's matters. Hain't he ever told you anythin' more 'n what
+you've told me? or don't ye want me to know? Didn't his father leave
+anythin'?"
+
+"The' was a little money," replied her brother, blowing out a cloud of
+smoke, "an' a lot of unlikely chances, but nothin' to live on."
+
+"An' the' wa'n't nothin' for 't but he had to come up here?" she
+queried.
+
+"He'd 'a' had to work on a salary somewhere, I reckon," was the reply.
+"The' was one thing," added David thoughtfully after a moment, "that'll
+mebbe come to somethin' some time, but it may be a good while fust, an'
+don't you ever let on to him nor nobody else 't I ever said anythin'
+about it."
+
+"I won't open my head to a livin' soul," she declared. "What was it?"
+
+"Wa'al, I don't know 's I ever told ye," he said, "but a good many years
+ago I took some little hand in the oil bus'nis, but though I didn't git
+in as deep as I wish now 't I had, I've alwus kept up a kind of int'rist
+in what goes on in that line."
+
+"No, I guess you never told me," she said. "Where you goin'?" as he got
+out of his chair.
+
+"Goin' to git my cap," he answered. "Dum the dum things! I don't believe
+the's a fly in Freeland County that hain't danced the wild kachuky on my
+head sence we set here. Be I much specked?" he asked, as he bent his
+bald poll for her inspection.
+
+"Oh, go 'long!" she cried, as she gave him a laughing push.
+
+"'Mongst other-things," he resumed, when he had returned to his chair
+and relighted his cigar, "the' was a piece of about ten or twelve
+hunderd acres of land down in Pennsylvany havin' some coal on it, he
+told me he understood, but all the timber, ten inch an' over, 'd ben
+sold off. He told me that his father's head clerk told him that the old
+gentleman had tried fer a long time to dispose of it; but it called fer
+too much to develop it, I guess; 't any rate he couldn't, an' John's
+got it to pay taxes on."
+
+"I shouldn't think it was wuth anythin' to him but jest a bill of
+expense," observed Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Tain't now," said David, "an' mebbe won't be fer a good while; still,
+it's wuth somethin', an' I advised him to hold onto it on gen'ral
+princ'ples. I don't know the pertic'ler prop'ty, of course," he
+continued, "but I do know somethin' of that section of country, fer I
+done a little prospectin' 'round there myself once on a time. But it
+wa'n't in the oil territory them days, or wa'n't known to be, anyway."
+
+"But it's eatin' itself up with taxes, ain't it?" objected Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, "it's free an' clear, an' the taxes ain't so very
+much--though they do stick it to an outside owner down there--an' the
+p'int is here: I've alwus thought they didn't drill deep enough in that
+section. The' was some little traces of oil the time I told ye of, an'
+I've heard lately that the's some talk of a move to test the territory
+agin, an', if anythin' was to be found, the young feller's prop'ty might
+be wuth somethin', but," he added, "of course the' ain't no tellin'."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI.
+
+
+"Well," said Miss Verjoos, when her sister overtook her, Mr. Euston
+having stopped at his own gate, "you and your latest discovery seemed to
+be getting on pretty well from the occasional sounds which came to my
+ears. What is he like?"
+
+"He's charming," declared Miss Clara.
+
+"Indeed," remarked her sister, lifting her eyebrows. "You seem to have
+come to a pretty broad conclusion in a very short period of time.
+'Charming' doesn't leave very much to be added on longer acquaintance,
+does it?"
+
+"Oh, yes it does," said Miss Clara, laughing. "There are all degrees:
+Charming, very charming, most charming, and _perfectly_ charming."
+
+"To be sure," replied the other. "And there is the descending scale:
+Perfectly charming, most charming, very charming, charming, very
+pleasant, quite nice, and, oh, yes, well enough. Of course you have
+asked him to call."
+
+"Yes, I have," said Miss Clara.
+
+"Don't you think that mamma----"
+
+"No, I don't," declared the girl with decision. "I know from what Mr.
+Euston said, and I know from the little talk I had with him this
+morning, from his manner and--_je ne sais quoi_--that he will be a
+welcome addition to a set of people in which every single one knows
+just what every other one will say on any given subject and on any
+occasion. You know how it is."
+
+"Well," said the elder sister, smiling and half shutting her eyes with a
+musing look, "I think myself that we all know each other a little too
+well to make our affairs very exciting. Let us hope the new man will be
+all you anticipate, and," she added with a little laugh, and a side
+glance at her sister, "that there will be enough of him to go 'round."
+
+It hardly needs to be said that the aristocracy of Homeville and all the
+summer visitors and residents devoted their time to getting as much
+pleasure and amusement out of their life as was to be afforded by the
+opportunities at hand: Boating, tennis, riding, driving; an occasional
+picnic, by invitation, at one or the other of two very pretty
+waterfalls, far enough away to make the drive there and back a feature;
+as much dancing in an informal way as could be managed by the younger
+people; and a certain amount of flirtation, of course (but of a very
+harmless sort), to supply zest to all the rest. But it is not intended
+to give a minute account of the life, nor to describe in detail all the
+pursuits and festivities which prevailed during the season. Enough to
+say that our friend soon had opportunity to partake in them as much and
+often as was compatible with his duties. His first call at Lakelawn
+happened to be on an evening when the ladies were not at home, and it is
+quite certain that upon this, the occasion of his first essay of the
+sort, he experienced a strong feeling of relief to be able to leave
+cards instead of meeting a number of strange people, as he had thought
+would be likely.
+
+One morning, some days later, Peleg Hopkins came in with a grin and
+said, "The's some folks eout in front wants you to come eout an' see
+'em."
+
+"Who are they?" asked John, who for the moment was in the back room and
+had not seen the carriage drive up.
+
+"The two Verjoos gals," said Peleg with another distortion of his
+freckled countenance. "One on 'em hailed me as I was comin' in and ast
+me to ast you to come eout." John laughed a little as he wondered what
+their feeling would be were they aware that they were denominated as the
+"Verjoos gals" by people of Peleg's standing in the community.
+
+"We were so sorry to miss your visit the other evening," said Miss
+Clara, after the usual salutations.
+
+John said something about the loss having been his own, and after a few
+remarks of no special moment the young woman proceeded to set forth her
+errand.
+
+"Do you know the Bensons from Syrchester?" she asked.
+
+John replied that he knew who they were but had not the pleasure of
+their acquaintance.
+
+"Well," said Miss Clara, "they are extremely nice people, and Mrs.
+Benson is very musical; in fact, Mr. Benson does something in that line
+himself. They have with them for a few days a violinist, Fairman I think
+his name is, from Boston, and a pianist--what was it, Juliet?"
+
+"Schlitz, I think," said Miss Verjoos.
+
+"Oh, yes, that is it, and they are coming to the house to-night, and we
+are going to have some music in an informal sort of way. We shall be
+glad to have you come if you can."
+
+"I shall be delighted," said John sincerely. "At what time?"
+
+"Any time you like," she said; "but the Bensons will probably get there
+about half-past eight or nine o'clock."
+
+"Thank you very much, and I shall be delighted," he repeated.
+
+Miss Clara looked at him for a moment with a hesitating air.
+
+"There is another thing," she said.
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "I may as well tell you that you will surely be
+asked to sing. Quite a good many people who have heard you in the
+quartette in church are anxious to hear you sing alone, Mrs. Benson
+among them."
+
+John's face fell a little.
+
+"You do sing other than church music, do you not?" she asked.
+
+"Yes," he admitted, "I know some other music."
+
+"Do you think it would be a bore to you."
+
+"No," said John, who indeed saw no way out of it; "I will bring some
+music, with pleasure, if you wish."
+
+"That's very nice of you," said Miss Clara, "and you will give us all a
+great deal of pleasure."
+
+He looked at her with a smile.
+
+"That will depend," he said, and after a moment, "Who will play for me?"
+
+"I had not thought of that," was the reply. "I think I rather took it
+for granted that you could play for yourself. Can't you?"
+
+"After a fashion, and simple things," he said, "but on an occasion I
+would rather not attempt it."
+
+The girl looked at her sister in some perplexity.
+
+"I should think," suggested Miss Verjoos, speaking for the second time,
+"that Mr. or Herr Schlitz would play your accompaniments, particularly
+if Mrs. Benson were to ask him, and if he can play for the violin I
+should fancy he can for the voice."
+
+"Very well," said John, "we will let it go at that." As he spoke David
+came round the corner of the bank and up to the carriage.
+
+"How d'y' do, Miss Verjoos? How air ye, Miss Claricy?" he asked, taking
+off his straw hat and mopping his face and head with his handkerchief.
+"Guess we're goin' to lose our sleighin', ain't we?"
+
+"It seems to be going pretty fast," replied Miss Clara, laughing.
+
+"Yes'm," he remarked, "we sh'll be scrapin' bare ground putty soon now
+if this weather holds on. How's the old hoss now you got him agin?" he
+asked. "Seem to 've wintered putty well? Putty chipper, is he?"
+
+"Better than ever," she affirmed. "He seems to grow younger every year."
+
+"Come, now," said David, "that ain't a-goin' to do. I cal'lated to sell
+ye another hoss _this_ summer anyway. Ben dependin' on't in fact, to pay
+a dividend. The bankin' bus'nis has been so neglected since this feller
+come that it don't amount to much any more," and he laid his hand on
+John's shoulder, who colored a little as he caught a look of demure
+amusement in the somber eyes of the elder sister.
+
+"After that," he said, "I think I had better get back to my neglected
+duties," and he bowed his adieus.
+
+"No, sir," said Miss Clara to David, "you must get your dividend out of
+some one else this summer."
+
+"Wa'al," said he, "I see I made a mistake takin' such good care on him.
+Guess I'll have to turn him over to Dug Robinson to winter next year.
+Ben havin' a little visit with John?" he asked. Miss Clara colored a
+little, with something of the same look which John had seen in her
+sister's face.
+
+"We are going to have some music at the house to-night, and Mr. Lenox
+has kindly promised to sing for us," she replied.
+
+"He has, has he?" said David, full of interest. "Wa'al, he's the feller
+c'n do it if anybody can. We have singin' an' music up t' the house
+ev'ry Sunday night--me an' Polly an' him--an' it's fine. Yes, ma'am, I
+don't know much about music myself, but I c'n beat time, an' he's got a
+stack o' music more'n a mile high, an' one o' the songs he sings 'll
+jest make the windows rattle. That's my fav'rit," averred Mr. Harum.
+
+"Do you remember the name of it?" asked Miss Clara.
+
+"No," he said; "John told me, an' I guess I'd know it if I heard it; but
+it's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n an' not feelin' exac'ly
+right--kind o' tired an' out o' sorts an' not knowin' jest where he was
+drivin' at--jest joggin' 'long with a loose rein fer quite a piece, an'
+so on; an' then, by an' by, strikin' right into his gait an' goin' on
+stronger 'n stronger, an' fin'ly finishin' up with an A--men that
+carries him quarter way round the track 'fore he c'n pull up. That's my
+fav'rit," Mr. Harum repeated, "'cept when him an' Polly sings together,
+an' if that ain't a show--pertic'lerly Polly--I don't want a cent. No,
+ma'am, when him an' Polly gits good an' goin' you can't see 'em fer
+dust."
+
+"I should like to hear them," said Miss Clara, laughing, "and I should
+particularly like to hear your favorite, the one which ends with the
+Amen--the very _large_ A--men."
+
+"Seventeen hands," declared Mr. Harum. "Must you be goin'? Wa'al, glad
+to have seen ye. Polly's hopin' you'll come an' see her putty soon."
+
+"I will," she promised. "Give her my love, and tell her so, please."
+
+They drove away and David sauntered in, went behind the desks, and
+perched himself up on a stool near the teller's counter as he often did
+when in the office, and John was not particularly engaged.
+
+"Got you roped in, have they?" he said, using his hat as a fan. "Scat my
+----! but ain't this a ring-tail squealer?"
+
+"It is very hot," responded John.
+
+"Miss Claricy says you're goin' to sing fer 'em up to their house
+to-night."
+
+"Yes," said John, with a slight shrug of the shoulders, as he pinned a
+paper strap around a pile of bills and began to count out another.
+
+"Don't feel very fierce for it, I guess, do ye?" said David, looking
+shrewdly at him.
+
+"Not very," said John, with a short laugh.
+
+"Feel a little skittish 'bout it, eh?" suggested Mr. Harum. "Don't see
+why ye should--anybody that c'n put up a tune the way you kin."
+
+"It's rather different," observed the younger man, "singing for you and
+Mrs. Bixbee and standing up before a lot of strange people."
+
+"H-m, h-m," said David with a nod; "diff'rence 'tween joggin' along on
+the road an' drivin' a fust heat on the track; in one case the' ain't
+nothin' up, an' ye don't care whether you git there a little more
+previously or a little less; an' in the other the's the crowd, an' the
+judges, an' the stake, an' your record, an' mebbe the pool box into the
+barg'in, that's all got to be considered. Feller don't mind it so much
+after he gits fairly off, but thinkin' on't beforehand 's fidgity
+bus'nis."
+
+"You have illustrated it exactly," said John, laughing, and much amused
+at David's very characteristic, as well as accurate, illustration.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"My!" exclaimed Aunt Polly, when John came into the sitting room after
+dinner dressed to go out. "My, don't he look nice? I never see you in
+them clo'es. Come here a minute," and she picked a thread off his sleeve
+and took the opportunity to turn him round for the purpose of giving him
+a thorough inspection.
+
+"That wa'n't what you said when you see me in _my_ gold-plated harniss,"
+remarked David, with a grin. "You didn't say nothin' putty to me."
+
+"Humph! I guess the's some diff'rence," observed Mrs. Bixbee with scorn,
+and her brother laughed.
+
+"How was you cal'latin' to git there?" he asked, looking at our friend's
+evening shoes.
+
+"I thought at first I would walk," was the reply, "but I rather think I
+will stop at Robinson's and get him to send me over."
+
+"I guess you won't do nothin' o' the sort," declared David. "Tom's all
+hitched to take you over, an' when you're ready jest ring the bell."
+
+"You're awfully kind," said John gratefully, "but I don't know when I
+shall be coming home."
+
+"Come back when you git a good ready," said Mr. Harum. "If you keep him
+an' the hoss waitin' a spell, I guess they won't take cold this
+weather."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVII.
+
+
+The Verjoos house, of old red brick, stands about a hundred feet back
+from the north side of the Lake Road, on the south shore of the lake.
+Since its original construction a _porte cochčre_ has been built upon
+the front. A very broad hall, from which rises the stairway with a
+double turn and landing, divides the main body of the house through the
+middle. On the left, as one enters, is the great drawing room; on the
+right a parlor opening into a library; and beyond, the dining room,
+which looks out over the lake. The hall opens in the rear upon a broad,
+covered veranda, facing the lake, with a flight of steps to a lawn which
+slopes down to the lake shore, a distance of some hundred and fifty
+yards.
+
+John had to pass through a little flock of young people who stood near
+and about the entrance to the drawing room, and having given his package
+of music to the maid in waiting, with a request that it be put upon the
+piano, he mounted the stairs to deposit his hat and coat, and then went
+down.
+
+In the south end of the drawing room were some twenty people sitting and
+standing about, most of them the elders of the families who constituted
+society in Homeville, many of whom John had met, and nearly all of whom
+he knew by sight and name. On the edge of the group, and halfway down
+the room, were Mrs. Verjoos and her younger daughter, who gave him a
+cordial greeting; and the elder lady was kind enough to repeat her
+daughter's morning assurances of regret that they were out on the
+occasion of his call.
+
+"I trust you have been as good as your word," said Miss Clara, "and
+brought some music."
+
+"Yes, it is on the piano," he replied, looking across the room to where
+the instrument stood.
+
+The girl laughed. "I wish," she said, "you could have heard what Mr.
+Harum said this morning about your singing, particularly his description
+of The Lost Chord, and I wish that I could repeat it just as he gave
+it."
+
+"It's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n," came a voice from
+behind John's shoulder, so like David's as fairly to startle him, "an'
+not feelin' exac'ly right--kind o' tired an' out o' sorts, an' not
+knowin' jest where he was drivin' at--jest joggin' along with a loose
+rein fer quite a piece, an' so on; an' then, by an' by, strikin' right
+into his gait an' goin' on stronger an' stronger, an' fin'ly finishin'
+up with an A--men that carries him quarter way 'round the track 'fore he
+c'n pull up." They all laughed except Miss Verjoos, whose gravity was
+unbroken, save that behind the dusky windows of her eyes, as she looked
+at John, there was for an instant a gleam of mischievous drollery.
+
+"Good evening, Mr. Lenox," she said. "I am very glad to see you," and
+hardly waiting for his response, she turned and walked away.
+
+"That is Juliet all over," said her sister. "You would not think to see
+her ordinarily that she was given to that sort of thing, but once in a
+while, when she feels like it--well--pranks! She is the funniest
+creature that ever lived, I believe, and can mimic and imitate any
+mortal creature. She sat in the carriage this morning, and one might
+have fancied from her expression that she hardly heard a word, but I
+haven't a doubt that she could repeat every syllable that was uttered.
+Oh, here come the Bensons and their musicians."
+
+John stepped back a pace or two toward the end of the room, but was
+presently recalled and presented to the newcomers. After a little talk
+the Bensons settled themselves in the corner at the lower end of the
+room, where seats were placed for the two musicians, and our friend took
+a seat near where he had been standing. The violinist adjusted his
+folding music rest. Miss Clara stepped over to the entrance door and put
+up her finger at the young people in the hall. "After the music begins,"
+she said, with a shake of the head, "if I hear one sound of giggling or
+chattering, I will send every one of you young heathen home. Remember
+now! This isn't your party at all."
+
+"But, Clara, dear," said Sue Tenaker (aged fifteen), "if we are very
+good and quiet do you think they would play for us to dance a little by
+and by?"
+
+"Impudence!" exclaimed Miss Clara, giving the girl's cheek a playful
+slap and going back to her place. Miss Verjoos came in and took a chair
+by her sister. Mrs. Benson leaned forward and raised her eyebrows at
+Miss Clara, who took a quick survey of the room and nodded in return.
+Herr Schlitz seated himself on the piano chair, pushed it a little back,
+drew it a little forward to the original place, looked under the piano
+at the pedals, took out his handkerchief and wiped his face and hands,
+and after arpeggioing up and down the key-board, swung into a waltz of
+Chopin's (Opus 34, Number 1), a favorite of our friend's, and which he
+would have thoroughly enjoyed--for it was splendidly played--if he had
+not been uneasily apprehensive that he might be asked to sing after it.
+And while on some accounts he would have been glad of the opportunity to
+"have it over," he felt a cowardly sense of relief when the violinist
+came forward for the next number. There had been enthusiastic applause
+at the north end of the room, and more or less clapping of hands at the
+south end, but not enough to impel the pianist to supplement his
+performance at the time. The violin number was so well received that Mr.
+Fairman added a little minuet of Boccherini's without accompaniment, and
+then John felt that his time had surely come. But he had to sit, drawing
+long breaths, through a Liszt fantasie on themes from Faust before his
+suspense was ended by Miss Clara, who was apparently mistress of
+ceremonies and who said to him, "Will you sing now, Mr. Lenox?"
+
+He rose and went to the end of the room where the pianist was sitting.
+"I have been asked to sing," he said to that gentleman. "Can I induce
+you to be so kind as to play for me?"
+
+"I am sure he will," said Mrs. Benson, looking at Herr Schlitz.
+
+"Oh, yes, I blay for you if you vant," he said. "Vhere is your moosic?"
+They went over to the piano. "Oh, ho! Jensen, Lassen, Helmund,
+Grieg--you zing dem?"
+
+"Some of them," said John. The pianist opened the Jensen album.
+
+"You want to zing one of dese?" he asked.
+
+"As well as anything," replied John, who had changed his mind a dozen
+times in the last ten minutes and was ready to accept any suggestion.
+
+"Ver' goot," said the other. "Ve dry dis: Lehn deine wang' an meine
+Wang'." His face brightened as John began to sing the German words. In a
+measure or two the singer and player were in perfect accord, and as the
+former found his voice the ends of his fingers grew warm again. At the
+end of the song the applause was distributed about as after the Chopin
+waltz.
+
+"Sehr schön!" exclaimed Herr Schlitz, looking up and nodding; "you must
+zing zome more," and he played the first bars of Marie, am Fenster
+sitzest du, humming the words under his breath, and quite oblivious of
+any one but himself and the singer.
+
+"Zierlich," he said when the song was done, reaching for the collection
+of Lassen. "Mit deinen blauen Augen," he hummed, keeping time with his
+hands, but at this point Miss Clara came across the room, followed by
+her sister.
+
+"Mrs. Tenaker," she said, laughing, "asked me to ask you, Mr. Lenox, if
+you wouldn't please sing something they could understand."
+
+"I have a song I should like to hear you sing," said Miss Verjoos.
+"There is an obligato for violin and we have a violinist here. It is a
+beautiful song--Tosti's Beauty's Eyes. Do you know it?"
+
+"Yes," he replied.
+
+"Will you sing it for me?" she asked.
+
+"With the greatest pleasure," he answered.
+
+Once, as he sang the lines of the song, he looked up. Miss Verjoos was
+sitting with her elbows on the arm of her chair, her cheek resting upon
+her clasped hands and her dusky eyes were fastened upon his face. As the
+song concluded she rose and walked away. Mrs. Tenaker came over to the
+piano and put out her hand.
+
+"Thank you so much for your singing, Mr. Lenox," she said. "Would you
+like to do an old woman a favor?"
+
+"Very much so," said John, smiling and looking first at Mrs. Tenaker and
+then about the room, "but there are no old women here as far as I can
+see."
+
+"Very pretty, sir, very pretty," she said, looking very graciously at
+him. "Will you sing Annie Laurie for me?"
+
+"With all my heart," he said, bowing. He looked at Herr Schlitz, who
+shook his head.
+
+"Let me play it for you," said Mrs. Benson, coming over to the piano.
+
+"Where do you want it?" she asked, modulating softly from one key to
+another.
+
+"I think D flat will be about right," he replied. "Kindly play a little
+bit of it."
+
+The sound of the symphony brought most of even the young people into the
+drawing room. At the end of the first verse there was a subdued rustle
+of applause, a little more after the second, and at the end of the song
+so much of a burst of approval as could be produced by the audience.
+Mrs. Benson looked up into John's face and smiled.
+
+"We appear to have scored the success of the evening," she said with a
+touch of sarcasm. Miss Clara joined them.
+
+"What a dear old song that is!" she said. "Did you see Aunt Charlie
+(Mrs. Tenaker) wiping her eyes?--and that lovely thing of Tosti's! We
+are ever so much obliged to you, Mr. Lenox."
+
+John bowed his acknowledgments.
+
+"Will you take Mrs. Benson out to supper? There is a special table for
+you musical people at the east end of the veranda."
+
+"Is this merely a segregation or a distinction?" said John as they sat
+down.
+
+"We shall have to wait developments to decide that point, I should say,"
+replied Mrs. Benson. "I suppose that fifth place was put on the off
+chance that Mr. Benson might be of our party, but," she said, with a
+short laugh, "he is probably nine fathoms deep in a flirtation with Sue
+Tenaker. He shares Artemas Ward's tastes, who said, you may remember,
+that he liked little girls--big ones too."
+
+A maid appeared with a tray of eatables, and presently another with a
+tray on which were glasses and a bottle of Pommery _sec._ "Miss Clara's
+compliments," she said.
+
+"What do you think now?" asked Mrs. Benson, laughing.
+
+"Distinctly a distinction, I should say," he replied.
+
+"Das ist nicht so schlecht," grunted Herr Schlitz as he put half a
+_pâté_ into his mouth, "bot I vould brefer beer."
+
+"The music has been a great treat to me," remarked John. "I have heard
+nothing of the sort for two years."
+
+"You have quite contributed your share of the entertainment," said Mrs.
+Benson.
+
+"You and I together," he responded, smiling.
+
+"You have got a be-oodifool woice," said Herr Schlitz, speaking with a
+mouthful of salad, "und you zing ligh a moosician, und you bronounce
+your vorts very goot."
+
+"Thank you," said John.
+
+After supper there was more singing in the drawing room, but it was not
+of a very classical order. Something short and taking for violin and
+piano was followed by an announcement from Herr Schlitz.
+
+"I zing you a zong," he said. The worthy man "breferred beer," but had,
+perhaps, found the wine quicker in effect, and in a tremendous bass
+voice he roared out, Im tiefen Keller sitz' ich hier, auf einem Fass
+voll Reben, which, if not wholly understood by the audience, had some of
+its purport conveyed by the threefold repetition of "trinke" at the end
+of each verse. Then a deputation waited upon John, to ask in behalf of
+the girls and boys if he knew and could sing Solomon Levi.
+
+"Yes," he said, sitting down at the piano, "if you'll all sing with me,"
+and it came to pass that that classic, followed by Bring Back my Bonnie
+to Me, Paddy Duffy's Cart, There's Music in the Air, and sundry other
+ditties dear to all hearts, was given by "the full strength of the
+company" with such enthusiasm that even Mr. Fairman was moved to join in
+with his violin; and when the Soldier's Farewell was given, Herr Schlitz
+would have sung the windows out of their frames had they not been open.
+Altogether, the evening's programme was brought to an end with a grand
+climax.
+
+"Thank you very much," said John as he said good night to Mrs. Verjoos.
+"I don't know when I have enjoyed an evening so much."
+
+"Thank _you_ very much," she returned graciously. "You have given us all
+a great deal of pleasure."
+
+"Yes," said Miss Verjoos, giving her hand with a mischievous gleam in
+her half-shut eyes, "I was enchanted with Solomon Levi."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVIII.
+
+
+David and John had been driving for some time in silence. The elder man
+was apparently musing upon something which had been suggested to his
+mind. The horses slackened their gait to a walk as they began the ascent
+of a long hill. Presently the silence was broken by a sound which caused
+John to turn his head with a look of surprised amusement--Mr. Harum was
+singing. The tune, if it could be so called, was scaleless, and these
+were the words:
+
+ "_Mon_day _mor_nin' I _mar_ried me a _wife_,
+ _Think_in' to _lead_ a _more_ contented _life_;
+ _Fid_dlin' an' _danc_in' _the_' was _played_,
+ To _see_ how un_happy_ poor _I_ was _made_.
+
+ "_Tues_day _morn_in', _'bout_ break o' _day_,
+ _While_ my _head_ on the _pil_ler did _lay_,
+ She _tuned_ up her _clack_, an' _scold_ed _more_
+ _Than_ I _ever_ heard be_fore_."
+
+"Never heard me sing before, did ye?" he said, looking with a grin at
+his companion, who laughed and said that he had never had that pleasure.
+"Wa'al, that's all 't I remember on't," said David, "an' I dunno 's I've
+thought about it in thirty year. The' was a number o' verses which
+carried 'em through the rest o' the week, an' ended up in a case of
+'sault an' battery, I rec'lect, but I don't remember jest how.
+Somethin' we ben sayin' put the thing into my head, I guess."
+
+"I should like to hear the rest of it," said John, smiling.
+
+David made no reply to this, and seemed to be turning something over in
+his mind. At last he said:
+
+"Mebbe Polly's told ye that I'm a wid'wer."
+
+John admitted that Mrs. Bixbee had said as much as that.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "I'm a wid'wer of long standin'."
+
+No appropriate comment suggesting itself to his listener, none was made.
+
+"I hain't never cared to say much about it to Polly," he remarked,
+"though fer that matter Jim Bixbee, f'm all accounts, was about as poor
+a shack as ever was turned out, I guess, an'--"
+
+John took advantage of the slight hesitation to interpose against what
+he apprehended might be a lengthy digression on the subject of the
+deceased Bixbee by saying:
+
+"You were quite a young fellow when you were married, I infer."
+
+"Two or three years younger 'n you be, I guess," said David, looking at
+him, "an' a putty green colt too in some ways," he added, handing over
+the reins and whip while he got out his silver tobacco box and helped
+himself to a liberal portion of its contents. It was plain that he was
+in the mood for personal reminiscences.
+
+"As I look back on't now," he began, "it kind o' seems as if it must 'a'
+ben some other feller, an' yet I remember it all putty dum'd well
+too--all but one thing, an' that the biggist part on't, an' that is how
+I ever come to git married at all. She was a widdo' at the time, an'
+kep' the boardin' house where I was livin'. It was up to Syrchester. I
+was better lookin' them days 'n I be now--had more hair at any
+rate--though," he remarked with a grin, "I was alwus a better goer than
+I was a looker. I was doin' fairly well," he continued, "but mebbe not
+so well as was thought by some.
+
+"Wa'al, she was a good-lookin' woman, some older 'n I was. She seemed to
+take some shine to me. I'd roughed it putty much alwus, an' she was
+putty clever to me. She was a good talker, liked a joke an' a laugh, an'
+had some education, an' it come about that I got to beauin' her 'round
+quite a consid'able, and used to go an' set in her room or the parlor
+with her sometimes evenin's an' all that, an' I wouldn't deny that I
+liked it putty well."
+
+It was some minutes before Mr. Harum resumed his narrative. The reins
+were sagging over the dashboard, held loosely between the first two
+fingers and thumb of his left hand, while with his right he had been
+making abstracted cuts at the thistles and other eligible marks along
+the roadside.
+
+"Wa'al," he said at last, "we was married, an' our wheels tracked putty
+well fer quite a consid'able spell. I got to thinkin' more of her all
+the time, an' she me, seemin'ly. We took a few days off together two
+three times that summer, to Niag'ry, an' Saratogy, an' 'round, an' had
+real good times. I got to thinkin' that the state of matrimony was a
+putty good institution. When it come along fall, I was doin' well enough
+so 't she could give up bus'nis, an' I hired a house an' we set up
+housekeepin'. It was really more on my account than her'n, fer I got to
+kind o' feelin' that when the meat was tough or the pie wa'n't done on
+the bottom that I was 'sociated with it, an' gen'ally I wanted a place
+of my own. But," he added, "I guess it was a mistake, fur 's she was
+concerned."
+
+"Why?" said John, feeling that some show of interest was incumbent.
+
+"I reckon," said David, "'t she kind o' missed the comp'ny an' the talk
+at table, an' the goin's on gen'ally, an' mebbe the work of runnin' the
+place--she was a great worker--an' it got to be some diff'rent, I
+s'pose, after a spell, settin' down to three meals a day with jest only
+me 'stid of a tableful, to say nothin' of the evenin's. I was glad
+enough to have a place of my own, but at the same time I hadn't ben used
+to settin' 'round with nothin' pertic'ler to do or say, with somebody
+else that hadn't neither, an' I wa'n't then nor ain't now, fer that
+matter, any great hand fer readin'. Then, too, we'd moved into a
+diff'rent part o' the town where my wife wa'n't acquainted. Wa'al,
+anyway, fust things begun to drag some--she begun to have spells of not
+speakin', an' then she begun to git notions about me. Once in a while
+I'd have to go down town on some bus'nis in the evenin'. She didn't seem
+to mind it at fust, but bom-by she got it into her head that the' wa'n't
+so much bus'nis goin' on as I made out, an' though along that time she'd
+set sometimes mebbe the hull evenin' without sayin' anythin' more 'n yes
+or no, an' putty often not that, yet if I went out there'd be a
+flare-up; an' as things went on the'd be spells fer a fortni't together
+when I couldn't any time of day git a word out of her hardly, unless it
+was to go fer me 'bout somethin' that mebbe I'd done an' mebbe I
+hadn't--it didn't make no diff'rence. An' when them spells was on, what
+she didn't take out o' me she did out o' the house--diggin' an'
+scrubbin', takin' up carpits, layin' down carpits, shiftin' the
+furniture, eatin' one day in the kitchin an' another in the settin'
+room, an' sleepin' most anywhere. She wa'n't real well after a while,
+an' the wuss she seemed to feel, the fiercer she was fer scrubbin' an'
+diggin' an' upsettin' things in gen'ral, an' bom-by she got so she
+couldn't keep a hired girl in the house more 'n a day or two at a time.
+She either wouldn't have 'em, or they wouldn't stay, an' more 'n half
+the time we was without one. This can't int'rist you much, can it?" said
+Mr. Harum, turning to his companion.
+
+"On the contrary," replied John, "it interests me very much. I was
+thinking," he added, "that probably the state of your wife's health had
+a good deal to do with her actions and views of things, but it must have
+been pretty hard on you all the same."
+
+"Wa'al, yes," said David, "I guess that's so. Her health wa'n't jest
+right, an' she showed it in her looks. I noticed that she'd pined an'
+pindled some, but I thought the' was some natural criss-crossedniss
+mixed up into it too. But I tried to make allow'nces an' the best o'
+things, an' git along 's well 's I could; but things kind o' got wuss
+an' wuss. I told ye that she begun to have notions about me, an' 't
+ain't hardly nec'sary to say what shape they took, an' after a while,
+mebbe a year 'n a half, she got so 't she wa'n't satisfied to know where
+I was _nights_--she wanted to know where I was _daytimes_. Kind o'
+makes me laugh now," he observed, "it seems so redic'lous; but it wa'n't
+no laughin' matter then. If I looked out o' winder she'd hint it up to
+me that I was watchin' some woman. She grudged me even to look at a
+picture paper; an' one day when we happened to be walkin' together she
+showed feelin' about one o' them wooden Injun women outside a cigar
+store."
+
+"Oh, come now, Mr. Harum," said John, laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a short laugh, "mebbe I did stretch that a
+little; but 's I told ye, she wanted to know where I was daytimes well
+'s nights, an' ev'ry once 'n a while she'd turn up at my bus'nis place,
+an' if I wa'n't there she'd set an' wait fer me, an' I'd either have to
+go home with her or have it out in the office. I don't mean to say that
+all the sort of thing I'm tellin' ye of kep' up all the time. It kind o'
+run in streaks; but the streaks kep' comin' oftener an' oftener, an' you
+couldn't never tell when the' was goin' to appear. Matters 'd go along
+putty well fer a while, an' then, all of a sudden, an' fer nothin' 't I
+could see, the' 'd come on a thunder shower 'fore you c'd git in out o'
+the wet."
+
+"Singular," said John thoughtfully.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, it come along to the second spring,
+'bout the first of May. She'd ben more like folks fer about a week mebbe
+'n she had fer a long spell, an' I begun to chirk up some. I don't
+remember jest how I got the idee, but f'm somethin' she let drop I
+gathered that she was thinkin' of havin' a new bunnit. I will say this
+for her," remarked David, "that she was an economical woman, an' never
+spent no money jest fer the sake o' spendin' it. Wa'al, we'd got along
+so nice fer a while that I felt more 'n usual like pleasin' her, an' I
+allowed to myself that if she wanted a new bunnit, money shouldn't stand
+in the way, an' I set out to give her a supprise."
+
+They had reached the level at the top of the long hill and the horses
+had broken into a trot, when Mr. Harum's narrative was interrupted and
+his equanimity upset by the onslaught of an excessively shrill, active,
+and conscientious dog of the "yellow" variety, which barked and sprang
+about in front of the mares with such frantic assiduity as at last to
+communicate enough of its excitement to them to cause them to bolt
+forward on a run, passing the yellow nuisance, which, with the facility
+of long practice, dodged the cut which David made at it in passing. It
+was with some little trouble that the horses were brought back to a
+sober pace.
+
+"Dum that dum'd dog!" exclaimed David with fervor, looking back to where
+the object of his execrations was still discharging convulsive yelps at
+the retreating vehicle, "I'd give a five-dollar note to git one good
+lick at him. I'd make him holler 'pen-an'-ink' _once_! Why anybody's
+willin' to have such a dum'd, wuthless, pestiferous varmint as that
+'round 's more 'n I c'n understand. I'll bet that the days they churn,
+that critter, unless they ketch him an' tie him up the night before, 'll
+be under the barn all day, an' he's jest blowed off steam enough to run
+a dog churn a hull forenoon."
+
+Whether or not the episode of the dog had diverted Mr. Harum's mind from
+his previous topic, he did not resume it until John ventured to remind
+him of it, with "You were saying something about the surprise for your
+wife."
+
+"That's so," said David. "Yes, wa'al, when I went home that night I
+stopped into a mil'nery store, an' after I'd stood 'round a minute, a
+girl come up an' ast me if she c'd show me anythin'.
+
+"'I want to buy a bunnit,' I says, an' she kind o' laughed. 'No,' I
+says, 'it ain't fer me, it's fer a lady,' I says; an' then we both
+laughed.
+
+"'What sort of a bunnit do you want?' she says.
+
+"'Wa'al, I dunno,' I says, 'this is the fust time I ever done anythin'
+in the bunnit line.' So she went over to a glass case an' took one out
+an' held it up, turnin' it 'round on her hand.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess it's putty enough fur 's it goes, but the'
+don't seem to be much of anythin' _to_ it. Hain't you got somethin' a
+little bit bigger an'--'
+
+"'Showier?' she says. 'How is this?' she says, doin' the same trick with
+another.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'that looks more like it, but I had an idee that the
+A 1, trible-extry fine article had more traps on't, an' most any one
+might have on either one o' them you've showed me an' not attrac' no
+attention at all. You needn't mind expense,' I says.
+
+"'Oh, very well,' she says, 'I guess I know what you want,' an' goes
+over to another case an' fetches out another bunnit twice as big as
+either the others, an' with more notions on't than you c'd shake a stick
+at--flowers, an' gard'n stuff, an' fruit, an' glass beads, an' feathers,
+an' all that, till you couldn't see what they was fixed on to. She took
+holt on't with both hands, the girl did, an' put it onto her head, an'
+kind o' smiled an' turned 'round slow so 't I c'd git a gen'ral view
+on't.
+
+"'Style all right?' I says.
+
+"'The very best of its kind,' she says.
+
+"'How 'bout the _kind_?' I says.
+
+"'The very best of its style,' she says."
+
+John laughed outright. David looked at him for a moment with a doubtful
+grin.
+
+"She _was_ a slick one, wa'n't she?" he said. "What a hoss trader she
+would 'a' made. I didn't ketch on at the time, but I rec'lected
+afterward. Wa'al," he resumed, after this brief digression, "'how much
+is it?' I says.
+
+"'Fifteen dollars,' she says.
+
+"'What?' I says. 'Scat my ----! I c'd buy head rigging enough to last me
+ten years fer that.'
+
+"'We couldn't sell it for less,' she says.
+
+"'S'posin' the lady 't I'm buyin' it fer don't jest like it,' I says,
+'can you alter it or swap somethin' else for it?'
+
+"'Cert'nly, within a reasonable time,' she says.
+
+"'Wa'al, all right,' I says, 'do her up.' An' so she wrapped the thing
+'round with soft paper an' put it in a box, an' I paid for't an' moseyed
+along up home, feelin' that ev'ry man, woman, an' child had their eyes
+on my parcel, but thinkin' how tickled my wife would be."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIX.
+
+
+The road they were on was a favorite drive with the two men, and at the
+point where they had now arrived David always halted for a look back and
+down upon the scene below them--to the south, beyond the intervening
+fields, bright with maturing crops, lay the village; to the west the
+blue lake, winding its length like a broad river, and the river itself a
+silver ribbon, till it was lost beneath the southern hills.
+
+Neither spoke. For a few minutes John took in the scene with the
+pleasure it always afforded him, and then glanced at his companion, who
+usually had some comment to make upon anything which stirred his
+admiration or interest. He was gazing, not at the landscape, but
+apparently at the top of the dashboard. "Ho, hum," he said,
+straightening the reins, with a "clk" to the horses, and they drove
+along for a while in silence--so long, in fact, that our friend, while
+aware that the elder man did not usually abandon a topic until he had
+"had his say out," was moved to suggest a continuance of the narrative
+which had been rather abruptly broken off, and in which he had become
+considerably interested.
+
+"Was your wife pleased?" he asked at last.
+
+"Where was I?" asked the other in return.
+
+"You were on your way home with your purchase," was the reply.
+
+"Oh, yes," Mr. Harum resumed. "It was a little after tea time when I got
+to the house, an' I thought prob'ly I'd find her in the settin' room
+waitin' fer me; but she wa'n't, an' I went up to the bedroom to find
+her, feelin' a little less sure o' things. She was settin' lookin' out
+o' winder when I come in, an' when I spoke to her she didn't give me no
+answer except to say, lookin' up at the clock, 'What's kept ye like
+this?'
+
+"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says, lookin' as smilin' 's I knew how,
+an' holdin' the box behind me.
+
+"'What you got there?' she says, slewin' her head 'round to git a sight
+at it.
+
+"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says agin, bringin' the box to the front
+an' feelin' my face straighten out 's if you'd run a flat iron over it.
+She seen the name on the paper.
+
+"'You ben spendin' your time there, have ye?' she says, settin' up in
+her chair an' pointin' with her finger at the box. '_That's_ where you
+ben the last half hour, hangin' 'round with them minxes in Mis'
+Shoolbred's. What's in that box?' she says, with her face a-blazin'.
+
+"'Now, Lizy,' I says, 'I wa'n't there ten minutes if I was that, an' I
+ben buyin' you a bunnit.'
+
+"'_You--ben--buyin'--me--a--bunnit_?' she says, stifnin' up stiffer 'n a
+stake.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'I heard you say somethin' 'bout a spring bunnit, an' I
+thought, seein' how economicle you was, that I'd buy you a nicer one 'n
+mebbe you'd feel like yourself. I thought it would please ye,' I says,
+tryin' to rub her the right way.
+
+"'Let me see it,' she says, in a voice dryer 'n a lime-burner's hat,
+pressin' her lips together an' reachin' out fer the box. Wa'al, sir, she
+snapped the string with a jerk an' sent the cover skimmin' across the
+room, an' then, as she hauled the parcel out of the box, she got up onto
+her feet. Then she tore the paper off on't an' looked at it a minute,
+an' then took it 'tween her thumb an' finger, like you hold up a dead
+rat by the tail, an' held it off at the end of her reach, an' looked it
+all over, with her face gettin' even redder if it could. Fin'ly she
+says, in a voice 'tween a whisper 'n a choke:
+
+"'What'd you pay fer the thing?'
+
+"'Fifteen dollars,' I says.
+
+"'Fifteen _dollars_?' she says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'don't ye like it?' Wa'al," said David, "she never said
+a word. She drawed in her arm an' took holt of the bunnit with her left
+hand, an' fust she pulled off one thing an' dropped it on the floor, fur
+off as she c'd reach, an' then another, an' then another, an' then, by
+gum! she went at it with both hands jest as fast as she could work 'em,
+an' in less time 'n I'm tellin' it to ye she picked the thing cleaner 'n
+any chicken you ever see, an' when she got down to the carkis she
+squeezed it up between her two hands, give it a wring an' a twist like
+it was a wet dish towel, an' flung it slap in my face. Then she made a
+half turn, throwin' back her head an' grabbin' into her hair, an' give
+the awfullest screechin' laugh--one screech after another that you c'd
+'a' heard a mile--an' then throwed herself face down on the bed,
+screamin' an' kickin'. Wa'al, sir, if I wa'n't at my wits' end, you c'n
+have my watch an' chain.
+
+"She wouldn't let me touch her no way, but, as luck had it, it was one
+o' the times when we had a hired girl, an' hearin' the noise she come
+gallopin' up the stairs. She wa'n't a young girl, an' she had a face
+humbly 'nough to keep her awake nights, but she had some sense,
+an'--'You'd bether run fer the docther,' she says, when she see the
+state my wife was in. You better believe I done the heat of my life,"
+said David, "an' more luck, the doctor was home an' jest finishin' his
+tea. His house an' office wa'n't but two three blocks off, an' in about
+a few minutes me an' him an' his bag was leggin' it fer my house, though
+I noticed he didn't seem to be 'n as much of a twitter 's I was. He ast
+me more or less questions, an' jest as we got to the house he says:
+
+"'Has your wife had any thin' to 'larm or shock her this evenin'?'
+
+"'Nothin' 't I know on,' I says, ''cept I bought her a new bunnit that
+didn't seem to come quite up to her idees.' At that," remarked Mr.
+Harum, "he give me a funny look, an' we went in an' upstairs.
+
+"The hired girl," he proceeded, "had got her quieted down some, but when
+we went in she looked up, an' seein' me, set up another screech, an' he
+told me to go downstairs an' he'd come down putty soon, an' after a
+while he did.
+
+"'Wa'al?' I says.
+
+"'She's quiet fer the present,' he says, takin' a pad o' paper out o'
+his pocket, an' writin' on it.
+
+"'Do you know Mis' Jones, your next-door neighbor?' he says. I allowed
+'t I had a speakin' acquaintance with her.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'fust, you step in an' tell her I'm here an' want to
+see her, and ast her if she won't come right along; an' then you go down
+to my office an' have these things sent up; an' then,' he says, 'you go
+down town an' send this'--handin' me a note that he'd wrote an' put in
+an envelope--'up to the hospital--better send it up with a hack, or,
+better yet, go yourself,' he says, 'an' hurry. You can't be no use
+here,' he says. 'I'll stay, but I want a nurse here in an hour, an' less
+if possible.' I was putty well scared," said David, "by all that, an' I
+says, 'Lord,' I says, 'is she as bad off as that? What is it ails her?'
+
+"'Don't you know?' says the doc, givin' me a queer look.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'she hain't ben fust rate fer a spell back, but I
+couldn't git nothin' out of her what was the matter, an' don't know what
+pertic'ler thing ails her now, unless it's that dum'd bunnit,' I says.
+
+"At that the doctor laughed a little, kind as if he couldn't help it.
+
+"'I don't think that was hully to blame,' he says; 'may have hurried
+matters up a little--somethin' that was liable to happen any time in the
+next two months.'
+
+"'You don't mean it?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says. 'Now you git out as fast as you can. Wait a minute,' he
+says. 'How old is your wife?'
+
+"'F'm what she told me 'fore we was married,' I says, 'she's
+thirty-one.'
+
+"'Oh!' he says, raisin' his eyebrows. 'All right; hurry up, now,'
+
+"I dusted around putty lively, an' inside of an hour was back with the
+nurse, an 'jest after we got inside the door--" David paused
+thoughtfully for a moment and then, lowering his tone a little, "jest as
+we got inside the front door, a door upstairs opened an' I heard a
+little 'Waa! waa!' like it was the leetlist kind of a new lamb--an' I
+tell you," said David, with a little quaver in his voice, and looking
+straight over the off horse's ears, "nothin' 't I ever heard before nor
+since ever fetched me, right where I _lived_, as that did. The nurse,
+she made a dive fer the stairs, wavin' me back with her hand, an'
+I--wa'al--I went into the settin' room, an--wa'al--ne' mind.
+
+"I dunno how long I set there list'nin' to 'em movin' 'round overhead,
+an' wonderin' what was goin' on; but fin'ly I heard a step on the stair
+an' I went out into the entry, an' it was Mis' Jones. 'How be they?' I
+says.
+
+"'We don't quite know yet,' she says. 'The little boy is a nice formed
+little feller,' she says, 'an' them childern very often grow up, but he
+is _very little_,' she says.
+
+"'An' how 'bout my wife?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' she says, 'we don't know jest yet, but she is quiet now, an'
+we'll hope fer the best. If you want me,' she says, 'I'll come any time,
+night or day, but I must go now. The doctor will stay all night, an' the
+nurse will stay till you c'n git some one to take her place,' an' she
+went home, an'," declared David, "you've hearn tell of the 'salt of the
+earth,' an' if that woman wa'n't more on't than a hoss c'n draw down
+hill, the' ain't no such thing."
+
+"Did they live?" asked John after a brief silence, conscious of the
+bluntness of his question, but curious as to the sequel.
+
+"The child did," replied David; "not to grow up, but till he was 'twixt
+six an' seven; but my wife never left her bed, though she lived three
+four weeks. She never seemed to take no int'rist in the little feller,
+nor nothin' else much; but one day--it was Sunday, long to the last--she
+seemed a little more chipper 'n usual. I was settin' with her, an' I
+said to her how much better she seemed to be, tryin' to chirk her up.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I ain't goin' to live.'
+
+"'Don't ye say that,' I says.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I ain't, an' I don't care.'
+
+"I didn't know jest what to say, an' she spoke agin:
+
+"'I want to tell you, Dave,' she says, 'that you've ben good an' kind to
+me.'
+
+"'I've tried to,' I says, 'an' Lizy,' I says, 'I'll never fergive myself
+about that bunnit, long 's I live.'
+
+"'That hadn't really nothin' to do with it,' she says, 'an' you meant
+all right, though,' she says, almost in a whisper, an' the' came across
+her face, not a smile exac'ly, but somethin' like a little riffle on a
+piece o' still water, 'that bunnit _was_ enough to kill most
+_any_body.'"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XL.
+
+
+John leaned out of the buggy and looked back along the road, as if
+deeply interested in observing something which had attracted his
+attention, and David's face worked oddly for a moment.
+
+Turning south in the direction of the village, they began the descent of
+a steep hill, and Mr. Harum, careful of loose stones, gave all his
+attention to his driving. Our friend, respecting his vigilance, forebore
+to say anything which might distract his attention until they reached
+level ground, and then, "You never married again?" he queried.
+
+"No," was, the reply. "My matrymonial experience was 'brief an' to the
+p'int,' as the sayin' is."
+
+"And yet," urged John, "you were a young man, and I should have
+supposed----"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, breaking in and emitting his chuckling laugh, "I
+allow 't mebbe I sometimes thought on't, an' once, about ten year after
+what I ben tellin' ye, I putty much made up my mind to try another
+hitch-up. The' was a woman that I seen quite a good deal of, an' liked
+putty well, an' I had some grounds fer thinkin' 't she wouldn't show me
+the door if I was to ask her. In fact, I made up my mind I would take
+the chances, an' one night I put on my best bib an' tucker an' started
+fer her house. I had to go 'cross the town to where she lived, an' the
+farther I walked the fiercer I got--havin' made up my mind--so 't putty
+soon I was travelin' 's if I was 'fraid some other feller'd git there
+'head o' me. Wa'al, it was Sat'day night, an' the stores was all open,
+an' the streets was full o' people, an' I had to pull up in the crowd a
+little, an' I don't know how it happened in pertic'ler, but fust thing I
+knew I run slap into a woman with a ban'box, an' when I looked 'round,
+there was a mil'nery store in full blast an' winders full o' bunnits.
+Wa'al, sir, do you know what I done? Ye don't. Wa'al, the' was a hoss
+car passin' that run three mile out in the country in a diff'rent
+direction f'm where I started fer, an' I up an' got onto that car, an'
+rode the length o' that road, an' got off an' _walked back_--an' I never
+went near her house f'm that day to this, an' that," said David, "was
+the nearest I ever come to havin' another pardner to my joys an'
+sorro's."
+
+"That was pretty near, though," said John, laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "mebbe Prov'dence might 'a' had some other plan fer
+stoppin' me 'fore I smashed the hull rig, if I hadn't run into the
+mil'nery shop, but as it was, that fetched me to a stan'still, an' I
+never started to run agin."
+
+They drove on for a few minutes in silence, which John broke at last by
+saying, "I have been wondering how you got on after your wife died and
+left you with a little child."
+
+"That was where Mis' Jones come in," said David. "Of course I got the
+best nurse I could, an' Mis' Jones 'd run in two three times ev'ry day
+an' see 't things was goin' on as right 's they could; but it come on
+that I had to be away f'm home a good deal, an' fin'ly, come fall, I got
+the Joneses to move into a bigger house, where I could have a room, an'
+fixed it up with Mis' Jones to take charge o' the little feller right
+along. She hadn't but one child, a girl of about thirteen, an' had lost
+two little ones, an' so between havin' took to my little mite of a thing
+f'm the fust, an' my makin' it wuth her while, she was willin', an' we
+went on that way till--the' wa'n't no further occasion fur 's he was
+concerned, though I lived with them a spell longer when I was at home,
+which wa'n't very often, an' after he died I was gone fer a good while.
+But before that time, when I was at home, I had him with me all the time
+I could manage. With good care he'd growed up nice an' bright, an' as
+big as the average, an' smarter 'n a steel trap. He liked bein' with me
+better 'n anybody else, and when I c'd manage to have him I couldn't
+bear to have him out o' my sight. Wa'al, as I told you, he got to be
+most seven year old. I'd had to go out to Chicago, an' one day I got a
+telegraph sayin' he was putty sick--an' I took the fust train East. It
+was 'long in March, an' we had a breakdown, an' run into an awful
+snowstorm, an' one thing another, an' I lost twelve or fifteen hours. It
+seemed to me that them two days was longer 'n my hull life, but I fin'ly
+did git home about nine o'clock in the mornin'. When I got to the house
+Mis' Jones was on the lookout fer me, an' the door opened as I run up
+the stoop, an' I see by her face that I was too late. 'Oh, David,
+David!' she says (she'd never called me David before), puttin' her hands
+on my shoulders.
+
+"'When?' I says.
+
+"''Bout midnight,' she says.
+
+"'Did he suffer much?' I says.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I don't think so; but he was out of his head most of
+the time after the fust day, an' I guess all the time the last
+twenty-four hours.'
+
+"'Do you think he'd 'a' knowed me?' I says. 'Did he say anythin'?' an'
+at that," said David, "she looked at me. She wa'n't cryin' when I come
+in, though she had ben; but at that her face all broke up. 'I don't
+know,' she says. 'He kept sayin' things, an' 'bout all we could
+understand was "Daddy, daddy,"' an' then she throwed her apern over her
+face, an'----"
+
+David tipped his hat a little farther over his eyes, though, like many
+if not most "horsey" men, he usually wore it rather far down, and
+leaning over, twirled the whip in the socket between his two fingers and
+thumb. John studied the stitched ornamentation of the dashboard until
+the reins were pushed into his hands. But it was not for long. David
+straightened himself, and, without turning his head, resumed them as if
+that were a matter of course.
+
+"Day after the fun'ral," he went on, "I says to Mis' Jones, 'I'm goin'
+back out West,' I says, 'an' I can't say how long I shall be gone--long
+enough, anyway,' I says, 'to git it into my head that when I come back
+the' won't be no little feller to jump up an' 'round my neck when I come
+into the house; but, long or short, I'll come back some time, an'
+meanwhile, as fur 's things between you an' me air, they're to go on
+jest the same, an' more 'n that, do you think you'll remember him some?'
+I says.
+
+"'As long as I live,' she says, 'jest like my own.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'long 's you remember him, he'll be, in a way, livin'
+to ye, an' as long 's that I allow to pay fer his keep an' tendin' jest
+the same as I have, _an'_,' I says, 'if you don't let me you ain't no
+friend o' mine, an' you _ben_ a _good_ one.' Wa'al, she squimmidged
+some, but I wouldn't let her say 'No.' 'I've 'ranged it all with my
+pardner an' other ways,' I says, 'an' more 'n that, if you git into any
+kind of a scrape an' I don't happen to be got at, you go to him an' git
+what you want.'"
+
+"I hope she lived and prospered," said John fervently.
+
+"She lived twenty year," said David, "an' I wish she was livin' now. I
+never drawed a check on her account without feelin' 't I was doin'
+somethin' for my little boy.
+
+"The's a good many diff'rent sorts an' kinds o' sorro'," he said, after
+a moment, "that's in some ways kind o' kin to each other, but I guess
+losin' a child 's a specie by itself. Of course I passed the achin',
+smartin' point years ago, but it's somethin' you can't fergit--that is,
+you can't help feelin' about it, because it ain't only what the child
+_was_ to you, but what you keep thinkin' he'd 'a' ben growin' more an'
+more to _be_ to you. When I lost my little boy I didn't only lose him as
+he was, but I ben losin' him over an' agin all these years. What he'd
+'a' ben when he was _so_ old; an' what when he'd got to be a big boy;
+an' what he'd 'a' ben when he went mebbe to collidge; an' what he'd 'a'
+ben afterward, an' up to _now_. Of course the times when a man stuffs
+his face down into the pillers nights, passes, after a while; but while
+the's some sorro's that the happenin' o' things helps ye to fergit, I
+guess the's some that the happenin' o' things keeps ye rememberin', an'
+losin' a child 's one on 'em."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLI.
+
+
+It was the latter part of John's fifth winter in Homeville. The business
+of the office had largely increased. The new manufactories which had
+been established did their banking with Mr. Harum, and the older
+concerns, including nearly all the merchants in the village, had
+transferred their accounts from Syrchester banks to David's. The callow
+Hopkins had fledged and developed into a competent all-'round man, able
+to do anything in the office, and there was a new "skeezicks"
+discharging Peleg's former functions. Considerable impetus had been
+given to the business of the town by the new road whose rails had been
+laid the previous summer. There had been a strong and acrimonious
+controversy over the route which the road should take into and through
+the village. There was the party of the "nabobs" (as they were
+characterized by Mr. Harum) and their following, and the party of the
+"village people," and the former had carried their point; but now the
+road was an accomplished fact, and most of the bitterness which had been
+engendered had died away. Yet the struggle was still matter for talk.
+
+"Did I ever tell you," said David, as he and his cashier were sitting in
+the rear room of the bank, "how Lawyer Staples come to switch round in
+that there railroad jangle last spring?"
+
+"I remember," said John, "that you told me he had deserted his party,
+and you laughed a little at the time, but you did not tell me how it
+came about."
+
+"I kind o' thought I told ye," said David.
+
+"No," said John, "I am quite sure you did not."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "the' was, as you know, the Tenaker-Rogers
+crowd wantin' one thing, an' the Purse-Babbit lot bound to have the
+other, an' run the road under the other fellers' noses. Staples was
+workin' tooth an' nail fer the Purse crowd, an' bein' a good deal of a
+politician, he was helpin' 'em a good deal. In fact, he was about their
+best card. I wa'n't takin' much hand in the matter either way, though my
+feelin's was with the Tenaker party. I know 't would come to a point
+where some money 'd prob'ly have to be used, an' I made up my mind I
+wouldn't do much drivin' myself unless I had to, an' not then till the
+last quarter of the heat. Wa'al, it got to lookin' like a putty even
+thing. What little show I had made was if anythin' on the Purse side.
+One day Tenaker come in to see me an' wanted to know flat-footed which
+side the fence I was on. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've ben settin' up fer
+shapes to be kind o' on the fence, but I don't mind sayin', betwixt you
+an' me, that the bulk o' my heft is a-saggin' your way; but I hain't
+took no active part, an' Purse an' them thinks I'm goin' to be on their
+side when it comes to a pinch.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'it's goin' to be a putty close thing, an' we're
+goin' to need all the help we c'n git.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess that's so, but fer the present I reckon I
+c'n do ye more good by keepin' in the shade. Are you folks prepared to
+spend a little money?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, 'if it comes to that.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'it putty most gen'ally does come to that, don't it?
+Now, the's one feller that's doin' ye more harm than some others.'
+
+"'You mean Staples?' he says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'I mean Staples. He don't really care a hill o' white
+beans which way the road comes in, but he thinks he's on the pop'lar
+side. Now,' I says, 'I don't know as it'll be nec'sary to use money with
+him, an' I don't say 't you could, anyway, but mebbe his yawp c'n be
+stopped. I'll have a quiet word with him,' I says, 'an' see you agin.'
+So," continued Mr. Harum, "the next night the' was quite a lot of 'em in
+the bar of the new hotel, an' Staples was haranguin' away the best he
+knowed how, an' bime by I nodded him off to one side, an' we went across
+the hall into the settin' room.
+
+"'I see you feel putty strong 'bout this bus'nis,' I says.
+
+"'Yes, sir, it's a matter of princ'ple with me,' he says, knockin' his
+fist down onto the table.
+
+"'How does the outcome on't look to ye?' I says. 'Goin' to be a putty
+close race, ain't it?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, ''tween you an' me, I reckon it is.'
+
+"'That's the way it looks to me,' I says, 'an' more'n that, the other
+fellers are ready to spend some money at a pinch.'
+
+"'They be, be they?' he says.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' I says, 'an' we've got to meet 'em halfway. Now,' I says,
+takin' a paper out o' my pocket, 'what I wanted to say to you is this:
+You ben ruther more prom'nent in this matter than most anybody--fur's
+talkin' goes--but I'm consid'ably int'risted. The's got to be some money
+raised, an' I'm ready,' I says, 'to put down as much as you be up to a
+couple o' hunderd, an' I'll take the paper 'round to the rest; but,' I
+says, unfoldin' it, 'I think you'd ought to head the list, an' I'll come
+next.' Wa'al," said David with a chuckle and a shake of the head, "you'd
+ought to have seen his jaw go down. He wriggled 'round in his chair, an'
+looked ten diff'rent ways fer Sunday.
+
+"'What do you say?' I says, lookin' square at him, ''ll you make it a
+couple a hunderd?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I guess I couldn't go 's fur 's that, an' I wouldn't
+like to head the list anyway.'
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'I'll head it. Will you say one-fifty?'
+
+"'No,' he says, pullin' his whiskers, 'I guess not.'
+
+"'A hunderd?' I says, an' he shook his head.
+
+"'Fifty,' I says, 'an' I'll go a hunderd,' an at that he got out his
+hank'chif an' blowed his nose, an' took his time to it. 'Wa'al,' I says,
+'what _do_ ye say?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I ain't quite prepared to give ye 'n answer
+to-night. Fact on't is,' he says, 'it don't make a cent's wuth o'
+diff'rence to me person'ly which way the dum'd road comes in, an' I
+don't jest this minute see why I should spend any money in it.'
+
+"'There's the _princ'ple_ o' the thing,' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, gettin' out of his chair, 'of course, there's the
+princ'ple of the thing, an'--wa'al, I'll think it over an' see you
+agin,' he says, lookin' at his watch. 'I got to go now.'
+
+"Wa'al, the next night," proceeded Mr. Harum, "I went down to the hotel
+agin, an' the' was about the same crowd, but no Staples. The' wa'n't
+much goin' on, an' Purse, in pertic'ler, was lookin' putty down in the
+mouth. 'Where's Staples?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Purse, 'he said mebbe he'd come to-night, an' mebbe he
+couldn't. Said it wouldn't make much diff'rence; an' anyhow he was goin'
+out o' town up to Syrchester fer a few days. I don't know what's come
+over the feller,' says Purse. 'I told him the time was gittin' short an'
+we'd have to git in our best licks, an' he said he guessed he'd done
+about all 't he could, an' in fact,' says Purse, 'he seemed to 'a' lost
+int'rist in the hull thing.'"
+
+"What did you say?" John asked.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "Purse went on to allow 't he guessed
+somebody's pocketbook had ben talkin', but I didn't say much of
+anythin', an' putty soon come away. Two three days after," he continued,
+"I see Tenaker agin. 'I hear Staples has gone out o' town,' he says,
+'an' I hear, too,' he says, 'that he's kind o' soured on the hull
+thing--didn't care much how it did come out.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'when he comes back you c'n use your own judgment
+about havin' a little interview with him. Mebbe somethin' 's made him
+think the's two sides to this thing. But anyway,' I says, 'I guess he
+won't do no more hollerin'.'
+
+"'How's that?' says Tenaker.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I'll have to tell ye a little story. Mebbe
+you've heard it before, but it seems to be to the point. Once on a
+time,' I says, 'the' was a big church meetin' that had lasted three
+days, an' the last evenin' the' was consid'able excitement. The prayin'
+an' singin' had warmed most on 'em up putty well, an' one o' the most
+movin' of the speakers was tellin' 'em what was what. The' was a big
+crowd, an' while most on 'em come to be edified, the' was quite a lot in
+the back part of the place that was ready fer anythin'. Wa'al, it
+happened that standin' mixed up in that lot was a feller named--we'll
+call him Smith, to be sure of him--an' Smith was jest runnin' over with
+power, an' ev'ry little while when somethin' the speaker said touched
+him on the funny bone he'd out with an "A--men! _Yes_, Lord!" in a voice
+like a fact'ry whistle. Wa'al, after a little the' was some snickerin'
+an' gigglin' an' scroughin' an' hustlin' in the back part, an' even some
+of the serioustest up in front would kind o' smile, an' the moderator
+leaned over an' says to one of the bretherin on the platform, "Brother
+Jones," he says, "can't you git down to the back of the hall an' say
+somethin' to quiet Brother Smith? Smith's a good man, an' a pious man,"
+the moderator says, "but he's very excitable, an' I'm 'fraid he'll git
+the boys to goin' back there an' disturb the meetin'." So Jones he
+worked his way back to where Smith was, an' the moderator watched him go
+up to Smith and jest speak to him 'bout ten seconds; an' after that
+Smith never peeped once. After the meetin' was over, the moderator says
+to Jones, "Brother Jones," he says, "what did you say to Brother Smith
+to-night that shut him up so quick?" "I ast him fer a dollar for For'n
+Missions," says Brother Jones, 'an', wa'al,' I says to Tenaker, 'that's
+what I done to Staples.'"
+
+"Did Mr. Tenaker see the point?" asked John, laughing.
+
+"He laughed a little," said David, "but didn't quite ketch on till I
+told him about the subscription paper, an' then he like to split."
+
+"Suppose Staples had taken you up," suggested John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I didn't think I was takin' many chances. If, in
+the fust place, I hadn't knowed Staples as well 's I did, the Smith
+fam'ly, so fur 's my experience goes, has got more members 'n any other
+fam'ly on top of the earth." At this point a boy brought in a telegram.
+David opened it, gave a side glance at his companion, and, taking out
+his pocketbook, put the dispatch therein.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLII.
+
+
+The next morning David called John into the rear room. "Busy?" he asked.
+
+"No," said John. "Nothing that can't wait."
+
+"Set down," said Mr. Harum, drawing a chair to the fire. He looked up
+with his characteristic grin. "Ever own a hog?" he said.
+
+"No," said John, smiling.
+
+"Ever feel like ownin' one?"
+
+"I don't remember ever having any cravings in that direction."
+
+"Like pork?" asked Mr. Harum.
+
+"In moderation," was the reply. David produced from his pocketbook the
+dispatch received the day before and handed it to the young man at his
+side. "Read that," he said.
+
+John looked at it and handed it back.
+
+"It doesn't convey any idea to my mind," he said.
+
+"What?" said David, "you don't know what 'Bangs Galilee' means? nor who
+'Raisin' is?"
+
+"You'll have to ask me an easier one," said John, smiling.
+
+David sat for a moment in silence, and then, "How much money have you
+got?" he asked.
+
+"Well," was the reply, "with what I had and what I have saved since I
+came I could get together about five thousand dollars, I think."
+
+"Is it where you c'n put your hands on't?"
+
+John took some slips of paper from his pocketbook and handed them to
+David.
+
+"H'm, h'm," said the latter. "Wa'al, I owe ye quite a little bunch o'
+money, don't I? Forty-five hunderd! Wa'al! Couldn't you 'a' done better
+'n to keep this here at four per cent?"
+
+"Well," said John, "perhaps so, and perhaps not. I preferred to do this
+at all events."
+
+"Thought the old man was _safe_ anyway, didn't ye?" said David in a tone
+which showed that he was highly pleased.
+
+"Yes," said John.
+
+"Is this all?" asked David.
+
+"There is some interest on those certificates, and I have some balance
+in my account," was the reply; "and then, you know, I have some very
+valuable securities--a beautiful line of mining stocks, and that
+promising Pennsylvania property."
+
+At the mention of the last-named asset David looked at him for an
+instant as if about to speak, but if so he changed his mind. He sat for
+a moment fingering the yellow paper which carried the mystic words.
+Presently he said, opening the message out, "That's from an old friend
+of mine out to Chicago. He come from this part of the country, an' we
+was young fellers together thirty years ago. I've had a good many deals
+with him and through him, an' he never give me a wrong steer, fur 's I
+know. That is, I never done as he told me without comin' out all right,
+though he's give me a good many pointers I never did nothin' about.
+'Tain't nec'sary to name no names, but 'Bangs Galilee' means 'buy pork,'
+an' as I've ben watchin' the market fer quite a spell myself, an'
+standard pork 's a good deal lower 'n it costs to pack it, I've made up
+my mind to buy a few thousan' barrels fer fam'ly use. It's a handy thing
+to have in the house," declared Mr. Harum, "an' I thought mebbe it
+wouldn't be a bad thing fer you to have a little. It looks cheap to me,"
+he added, "an' mebbe bime-by what you don't eat you c'n sell."
+
+"Well," said John, laughing, "you see me at table every day and know
+what my appetite is like. How much pork do you think I could take care
+of?"
+
+"Wa'al, at the present price," said David, "I think about four thousan'
+barrels would give ye enough to eat fer a spell, an' mebbe leave ye a
+few barrels to dispose of if you should happen to strike a feller later
+on that wanted it wuss 'n you did."
+
+John opened his eyes a little. "I should only have a margin of a dollar
+and a quarter," he said.
+
+"Wa'al, I've got a notion that that'll carry ye," said David. "It may go
+lower 'n what it is now. I never bought anythin' yet that didn't drop
+some, an' I guess nobody but a fool ever did buy at the bottom more'n
+once; but I've had an idee for some time that it was about bottom, an'
+this here telegraph wouldn't 'a' ben sent if the feller that sent it
+didn't think so too, an' I've had some other cor'spondence with him."
+Mr. Harum paused and laughed a little.
+
+"I was jest thinkin'," he continued, "of what the Irishman said about
+Stofford. Never ben there, have ye? Wa'al, it's a place eight nine mile
+f'm here, an' the hills 'round are so steep that when you're goin' up
+you c'n look right back under the buggy by jest leanin' over the edge
+of the dash. I was drivin' 'round there once, an' I met an Irishman with
+a big drove o' hogs.
+
+"'Hello, Pat!' I says, 'where 'd all them hogs come from?'
+
+"'Stofford,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I wouldn't 'a' thought the' was so many hogs _in_
+Stofford.'
+
+"'Oh, be gobs!' he says, 'sure they're _all_ hogs in Stofford;' an',"
+declared David, "the bears ben sellin' that pork up in Chicago as if the
+hull everlastin' West was _all_ hogs."
+
+"It's very tempting," said John thoughtfully.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I don't want to tempt ye exac'ly, an' certain I
+don't want to urge ye. The' ain't no sure things but death an' taxes, as
+the sayin' is, but buyin' pork at these prices is buyin' somethin'
+that's got value, an' you can't wipe it out. In other words, it's buyin'
+a warranted article at a price consid'ably lower 'n it c'n be produced
+for, an' though it may go lower, if a man c'n _stick_, it's bound to
+level up in the long run."
+
+Our friend sat for some minutes apparently looking into the fire, but he
+was not conscious of seeing anything at all. Finally he rose, went over
+to Mr. Harum's desk, figured the interest on the certificates up to the
+first of January, indorsed them, and filling up a check for the balance
+of the amount in question, handed the check and certificate to David.
+
+"Think you'll go it, eh?" said the latter.
+
+"Yes," said John; "but if I take the quantity you suggest, I shall have
+nothing to remargin the trade in case the market goes below a certain
+point."
+
+"I've thought of that," replied David, "an' was goin' to say to you that
+I'd carry the trade down as fur as your money would go, in case more
+margins had to be called."
+
+"Very well," said John. "And will you look after the whole matter for
+me?"
+
+"All right," said David.
+
+John thanked him and returned to the front room.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were times in the months which followed when our friend had reason
+to wish that all swine had perished with those whom Shylock said "your
+prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into;" and the news of the world
+in general was of secondary importance compared with the market reports.
+After the purchase pork dropped off a little, and hung about the lower
+figure for some time. Then it began to advance by degrees until the
+quotation was a dollar above the purchase price.
+
+John's impulse was to sell, but David made no sign. The market held firm
+for a while, even going a little higher. Then it began to drop rather
+more rapidly than it had advanced, to about what the pork had cost, and
+for a long period fluctuated only a few cents one way or the other. This
+was followed by a steady decline to the extent of half-a-dollar, and, as
+the reports came, it "looked like going lower," which it did. In fact,
+there came a day when it was so "low," and so much more "looked like
+going lower" than ever (as such things usually do when the "bottom" is
+pretty nearly reached), that our friend had not the courage to examine
+the market reports for the next two days, and simply tried to keep the
+subject out of his mind. On the morning of the third day the Syrchester
+paper was brought in about ten o'clock, as usual, and laid on Mr.
+Harum's desk. John shivered a little, and for some time refrained from
+looking at it. At last, more by impulse than intention, he went into the
+back room and glanced at the first page without taking the paper in his
+hands. One of the press dispatches was headed: "Great Excitement on
+Chicago Board of Trade: Pork Market reported Cornered: Bears on the
+Run," and more of the same sort, which struck our friend as being the
+most profitable, instructive, and delightful literature that he had ever
+come across. David had been in Syrchester the two days previous,
+returning the evening before. Just then he came into the office, and
+John handed him the paper.
+
+"Wa'al," he said, holding it off at arm's length, and then putting on
+his glasses, "them fellers that thought they was _all_ hogs up West, are
+havin' a change of heart, are they? I reckoned they would 'fore they got
+through with it. It's ben ruther a long pull, though, eh?" he said,
+looking at John with a grin.
+
+"Yes," said our friend, with a slight shrug of the shoulders.
+
+"Things looked ruther colicky the last two three days, eh?" suggested
+David. "Did you think 'the jig was up an' the monkey was in the box?'"
+
+"Rather," said John. "The fact is," he admitted, "I am ashamed to say
+that for a few days back I haven't looked at a quotation. I suppose you
+must have carried me to some extent. How much was it?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I kept the trade margined, of course, an' if we'd
+sold out at the bottom you'd have owed me somewhere along a thousan' or
+fifteen hunderd; but," he added, "it was only in the slump, an' didn't
+last long, an' anyway I cal'lated to carry that pork to where it would
+'a' ketched fire. I wa'n't worried none, an' you didn't let on to be,
+an' so I didn't say anythin'."
+
+"What do you think about it now?" asked John.
+
+"My opinion is now," replied Mr. Harum, "that it's goin' to putty near
+where it belongs, an' mebbe higher, an' them 's my advices. We can sell
+now at some profit, an' of course the bears 'll jump on agin as it goes
+up, an' the other fellers 'll take the profits f'm time to time. If I
+was where I could watch the market, I'd mebbe try to make a turn in 't
+'casionally, but I guess as 't is we'd better set down an' let her take
+her own gait. I don't mean to try an' git the top price--I'm alwus
+willin' to let the other feller make a little--but we've waited fer
+quite a spell, an' as it's goin' our way, we might 's well wait a little
+longer."
+
+"All right," said John, "and I'm very much obliged to you."
+
+"Sho, sho!" said David.
+
+It was not until August, however, that the deal was finally closed out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIII.
+
+
+The summer was drawing to a close. The season, so far as the social part
+of it was concerned, had been what John had grown accustomed to in
+previous years, and there were few changes in or among the people whom
+he had come to know very well, save those which a few years make in
+young people: some increase of importance in demeanor on the part of the
+young men whose razors were coming into requisition; and the changes
+from short to long skirts, from braids, pig-tails, and flowing-manes to
+more elaborate coiffures on the part of the young women. The most
+notable event had been the reopening of the Verjoos house, which had
+been closed for two summers, and the return of the family, followed by
+the appearance of a young man whom Miss Clara had met abroad, and who
+represented himself as the acknowledged _fiancé_ of that young woman. It
+need hardly be said that discussions of the event, and upon the
+appearance, manners, prospects, etc., of that fortunate gentleman had
+formed a very considerable part of the talk of the season among the
+summer people; and, indeed, interest in the affair had permeated all
+grades and classes of society.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was some six weeks after the settlement of the transaction in "pork"
+that David and John were driving together in the afternoon as they had
+so often done in the last five years. They had got to that point of
+understanding where neither felt constrained to talk for the purpose of
+keeping up conversation, and often in their long drives there was little
+said by either of them. The young man was never what is called "a great
+talker," and Mr. Harum did not always "git goin'." On this occasion they
+had gone along for some time, smoking in silence, each man absorbed in
+his thoughts. Finally David turned to his companion.
+
+"Do you know that Dutchman Claricy Verjoos is goin' to marry?" he asked.
+
+"Yes," replied John, laughing; "I have met him a number of times. But he
+isn't a Dutchman. What gave you that idea?"
+
+"I heard it was over in Germany she run across him," said David.
+
+"I believe that is so, but he isn't a German. He is from Philadelphia,
+and is a friend of the Bradways."
+
+"What kind of a feller is he? Good enough for her?"
+
+"Well," said John, smiling, "in the sense in which that question is
+usually taken, I should say yes. He has good looks, good manners, a good
+deal of money, I am told, and it is said that Miss Clara--which is the
+main point, after all--is very much in love with him."
+
+"H'm," said David after a moment. "How do you git along with the Verjoos
+girls? Was Claricy's ears pointed all right when you seen her fust after
+she come home?"
+
+"Oh, yes!" replied John, smiling, "she and her sister were perfectly
+pleasant and cordial, and Miss Verjoos and I are on very friendly
+terms."
+
+"I was thinkin'," said David, "that you an' Claricy might be got to
+likin' each other, an' mebbe--"
+
+"I don't think there could ever have been the smallest chance of it,"
+declared John hastily.
+
+"Take the lines a minute," said David, handing them to his companion
+after stopping the horses. "The nigh one's picked up a stone, I guess,"
+and he got out to investigate. "The river road," he remarked as he
+climbed back into the buggy after removing the stone from the horse's
+foot, "is about the puttiest road 'round here, but I don't drive it
+oftener jest on account of them dum'd loose stuns." He sucked the air
+through his pursed-up lips, producing a little squeaking sound, and the
+horses started forward. Presently he turned to John:
+
+"Did you ever think of gettin' married?" he asked.
+
+"Well," said our friend with a little hesitation, "I don't remember that
+I ever did, very definitely."
+
+"Somebody 't you knew 'fore you come up here?" said David, jumping at a
+conclusion.
+
+"Yes," said John, smiling a little at the question.
+
+"Wouldn't she have ye?" queried David, who stuck at no trifles when in
+pursuit of information.
+
+John laughed. "I never asked her," he replied, in truth a little
+surprised at his own willingness to be questioned.
+
+"Did ye cal'late to when the time come right?" pursued Mr. Harum.
+
+Of this part of his history John had, of course, never spoken to David.
+There had been a time when, if not resenting the attempt upon his
+confidence, he would have made it plain that he did not wish to discuss
+the matter, and the old wound still gave him twinges. But he had not
+only come to know his questioner very well, but to be much attached to
+him. He knew, too, that the elder man would ask him nothing save in the
+way of kindness, for he had had a hundred proofs of that; and now, so
+far from feeling reluctant to take his companion into his confidence, he
+rather welcomed the idea. He was, withal, a bit curious to ascertain the
+drift of the inquiry, knowing that David, though sometimes working in
+devious ways, rarely started without an intention. And so he answered
+the question and what followed as he might have told his story to a
+woman.
+
+"An' didn't you never git no note, nor message, nor word of any kind?"
+asked David.
+
+"No."
+
+"Nor hain't ever heard a word about her f'm that day to this?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Nor hain't ever tried to?"
+
+"No," said John. "What would have been the use?"
+
+"Prov'dence seemed to 've made a putty clean sweep in your matters that
+spring, didn't it?"
+
+"It seemed so to me," said John.
+
+Nothing more was said for a minute or two. Mr. Harum appeared to have
+abandoned the pursuit of the subject of his questions. At last he said:
+
+"You ben here most five years."
+
+"Very nearly," John replied.
+
+"Ben putty contented, on the hull?"
+
+"I have grown to be," said John. "Indeed, it's hard to realize at times
+that I haven't always lived in Homeville. I remember my former life as
+if it were something I have read in a book. There was a John Lenox in
+it, but he seems to me sometimes more like a character in a story than
+myself."
+
+"An' yet," said David, turning toward him, "if you was to go back to it,
+this last five years 'd git to be that way to ye a good deal quicker.
+Don't ye think so?"
+
+"Perhaps so," replied John. "Yes," he added thoughtfully, "it is
+possible."
+
+"I guess on the hull, though," remarked Mr. Harum, "you done better up
+here in the country 'n you might some 'ers else--"
+
+"Oh, yes," said John sincerely, "thanks to you, I have indeed, and--"
+
+"--an'--ne' mind about me--you got quite a little bunch o' money
+together now. I was thinkin' 't mebbe you might feel 't you needn't to
+stay here no longer if you didn't want to."
+
+The young man turned to the speaker inquiringly, but Mr. Harum's face
+was straight to the front, and betrayed nothing.
+
+"It wouldn't be no more 'n natural," he went on, "an' mebbe it would be
+best for ye. You're too good a man to spend all your days workin' fer
+Dave Harum, an' I've had it in my mind fer some time--somethin' like
+that pork deal--to make you a little independent in case anythin' should
+happen, an'--gen'ally. I couldn't give ye no money 'cause you wouldn't
+'a' took it even if I'd wanted to, but now you got it, why----"
+
+"I feel very much as if you had given it to me," protested the young
+man.
+
+David put up his hand. "No, no," he said, "all 't I did was to propose
+the thing to ye, an' to put up a little money fer two three days. I
+didn't take no chances, an' it's all right, an' it's your'n, an' it
+makes ye to a certain extent independent of Homeville."
+
+"I don't quite see it so," said John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, turning to him, "if you'd had as much five years
+ago you wouldn't 'a' come here, would ye?"
+
+John was silent.
+
+"What I was leadin' up to," resumed Mr. Harum after a moment, "is this:
+I ben thinkin' about it fer some time, but I haven't wanted to speak to
+ye about it before. In fact, I might 'a' put it off some longer if
+things wa'n't as they are, but the fact o' the matter is that I'm goin'
+to take down my sign."
+
+John looked at him in undisguised amazement, not unmixed with
+consternation.
+
+"Yes," said David, obviously avoiding the other's eye, "'David Harum,
+Banker,' is goin' to come down. I'm gettin' to be an' old man," he went
+on, "an' what with some investments I've got, an' a hoss-trade once in a
+while, I guess I c'n manage to keep the fire goin' in the kitchin stove
+fer Polly an' me, an' the' ain't no reason why I sh'd keep my sign up
+much of any longer. Of course," he said, "if I was to go on as I be now
+I'd want ye to stay jest as you are; but, as I was sayin', you're to a
+consid'able extent independent. You hain't no speciul ties to keep ye,
+an' you ought anyway, as I said before, to be doin' better for yourself
+than jest drawin' pay in a country bank."
+
+One of the most impressive morals drawn from the fairy tales of our
+childhood, and indeed from the literature and experience of our later
+periods of life, is that the fulfilment of wishes is often attended by
+the most unwelcome results. There had been a great many times when to
+our friend the possibility of being able to bid farewell to Homeville
+had seemed the most desirable of things, but confronted with the idea as
+a reality--for what other construction could he put upon David's words
+except that they amounted practically to a dismissal, though a most kind
+one?--he found himself simply in dismay.
+
+"I suppose," he said after a few moments, "that by 'taking down your
+sign' you mean going out of business--"
+
+"Figger o' speech," explained David.
+
+"--and your determination is not only a great surprise to me, but
+grieves me very much. I am very sorry to hear it--more sorry than I can
+tell you. As you remind me, if I leave Homeville I shall not go almost
+penniless as I came, but I shall leave with great regret, and,
+indeed--Ah, well--" he broke off with a wave of his hands.
+
+"What was you goin' to say?" asked David, after a moment, his eyes on
+the horizon.
+
+"I can't say very much more," replied the young man, "than that I am
+very sorry. There have been times," he added, "as you may understand,
+when I have been restless and discouraged for a while, particularly at
+first; but I can see now that, on the whole, I have been far from
+unhappy here. Your house has grown to be more a real home than any I
+have ever known, and you and your sister are like my own people. What
+you say, that I ought not to look forward to spending my life behind
+the counter of a village bank on a salary, may be true; but I am not, at
+present at least, a very ambitious person, nor, I am afraid, a very
+clever one in the way of getting on in the world; and the idea of
+breaking out for myself, even if that were all to be considered, is not
+a cheerful one. I am afraid all this sounds rather selfish to you, when,
+as I can see, you have deferred your plans for my sake, and after all
+else that you have done for me."
+
+"I guess I sha'n't lay it up agin ye," said David quietly.
+
+They drove along in silence for a while.
+
+"May I ask," said John, at length, "when you intend to 'take down your
+sign,' as you put it?"
+
+"Whenever you say the word," declared David, with a chuckle and a side
+glance at his companion. John turned in bewilderment.
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with another short laugh, "fur 's the sign 's
+concerned, I s'pose we _could_ stick a new one over it, but I guess it
+might 's well come down; but we'll settle that matter later on."
+
+John still looked at the speaker in utter perplexity, until the latter
+broke out into a laugh.
+
+"Got any idee what's goin' onto the new sign?" he asked.
+
+"You don't mean----"
+
+"Yes, I do," declared Mr. Harum, "an' my notion 's this, an' don't you
+say aye, yes, nor no till I git through," and he laid his left hand
+restrainingly on John's knee.
+
+"The new sign 'll read 'Harum & Comp'ny,' or 'Harum & Lenox,' jest as
+you elect. You c'n put in what money you got an' I'll put in as much
+more, which 'll make cap'tal enough in gen'ral, an' any extry money
+that's needed--wa'al, up to a certain point, I guess I c'n manage. Now
+putty much all the new bus'nis has come in through you, an' practically
+you got the hull thing in your hands. You'll do the work about 's you're
+doin' now, an' you'll draw the same sal'ry; an' after that's paid we'll
+go snucks on anythin' that's left--that _is_," added David with a
+chuckle, "if you feel that you c'n _stan'_ it in Homeville."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I wish you was married to one of our Homeville girls, though," declared
+Mr. Harum later on as they drove homeward.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIV.
+
+
+Since the whooping-cough and measles of childhood the junior partner of
+Harum & Company had never to his recollection had a day's illness in his
+life, and he fought the attack which came upon him about the first week
+in December with a sort of incredulous disgust, until one morning when
+he did not appear at breakfast. He spent the next week in bed, and at
+the end of that time, while he was able to be about, it was in a languid
+and spiritless fashion, and he was shaken and exasperated by a
+persistent cough. The season was and had been unusually inclement even
+for that region, where the thermometer sometimes changes fifty degrees
+in thirty-six hours; and at the time of his release from his room there
+was a period of successive changes of temperature from thawing to zero
+and below, a characteristic of the winter climate of Homeville and its
+vicinity. Dr. Hayes exhibited the inevitable quinine, iron, and all the
+tonics in his pharmacopoeia, with cough mixtures and sundry, but in
+vain. Aunt Polly pressed bottles of sovereign decoctions and infusions
+upon him--which were received with thanks and neglected with the
+blackest ingratitude--and exhausted not only the markets of Homeville,
+but her own and Sairy's culinary resources (no mean ones, by the way)
+to tempt the appetite which would not respond. One week followed another
+without any improvement in his condition; and indeed as time went on he
+fell into a condition of irritable listlessness which filled his partner
+with concern.
+
+"What's the matter with him, Doc?" said David to the physician. "He
+don't seem to take no more int'rist than a foundered hoss. Can't ye do
+nothin' for him?"
+
+"Not much use dosin' him," replied the doctor. "Pull out all right, may
+be, come warm weather. Big strong fellow, but this cussed influenzy, or
+grip, as they call it, sometimes hits them hardest."
+
+"Wa'al, warm weather 's some way off," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' he
+coughs enough to tear his head off sometimes."
+
+The doctor nodded. "Ought to clear out somewhere," he said. "Don't like
+that cough myself."
+
+"What do you mean?" asked David.
+
+"Ought to go 'way for a spell," said the doctor; "quit working, and get
+a change of climate."
+
+"Have you told him so?" asked Mr. Harum.
+
+"Yes," replied the doctor; "said he couldn't get away."
+
+"H'm'm!" said David thoughtfully, pinching his lower lip between his
+thumb and finger.
+
+A day or two after the foregoing interview, John came in and laid an
+open letter in front of David, who was at his desk, and dropped
+languidly into a chair without speaking. Mr. Harum read the letter,
+smiled a little, and turning in his chair, took off his glasses and
+looked at the young man, who was staring abstractedly at the floor.
+
+"I ben rather expectin' you'd git somethin' like this. What be you goin'
+to do about it?"
+
+"I don't know," replied John. "I don't like the idea of leasing the
+property in any case, and certainly not on the terms they offer; but it
+is lying idle, and I'm paying taxes on it----"
+
+"Wa'al, as I said, I ben expectin' fer some time they'd be after ye in
+some shape. You got this this mornin'?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"I expect you'd sell the prop'ty if you got a good chance, wouldn't ye?"
+
+"With the utmost pleasure," said John emphatically.
+
+"Wa'al, I've got a notion they'll buy it of ye," said David, "if it's
+handled right. I wouldn't lease it if it was mine an' I wanted to sell
+it, an' yet, in the long run, you might git more out of it--an' then
+agin you mightn't," he added.
+
+"I don't know anything about it," said John, putting his handkerchief to
+his mouth in a fit of coughing. David looked at him with a frown.
+
+"I ben aware fer some time that the' was a movement on foot in your
+direction," he said. "You know I told ye that I'd ben int'ristid in the
+oil bus'nis once on a time; an' I hain't never quite lost my int'rist,
+though it hain't ben a very active one lately, an' some fellers down
+there have kep' me posted some. The' 's ben oil found near where you're
+located, an' the prospectin' points your way. The hull thing has ben
+kep' as close as possible, an' the holes has ben plugged, but the oil is
+there somewhere. Now it's like this: If you lease on shares an' they
+strike the oil on your prop'ty, mebbe it'll bring you more money; but
+they might strike, an' agin they mightn't. Sometimes you git a payin'
+well an' a dry hole only a few hunderd feet apart. Nevertheless they
+want to drill your prop'ty. I know who the parties is. These fellers
+that wrote this letter are simply actin' for 'em."
+
+The speaker was interrupted by another fit of coughing, which left the
+sufferer very red in the face, and elicited from him the word which is
+always greeted with laughter in a theater.
+
+"Say," said David, after a moment, in which he looked anxiously at his
+companion, "I don't like that cough o' your'n."
+
+"I don't thoroughly enjoy it myself," was the rejoinder.
+
+"Seems to be kind o' growin' on ye, don't it?"
+
+"I don't know," said John.
+
+"I was talkin' with Doc Hayes about ye," said David, "an' he allowed
+you'd ought to have your shoes off an' run loose a spell."
+
+John smiled a little, but did not reply.
+
+"Spoke to you about it, didn't he?" continued David.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"An' you told him you couldn't git away?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Didn't tell him you wouldn't go if you could, did ye?"
+
+"I only told him I couldn't go," said John.
+
+David sat for a moment thoughtfully tapping the desk with his
+eyeglasses, and then said with his characteristic chuckle:
+
+"I had a letter f'm Chet Timson yestidy."
+
+John looked up at him, failing to see the connection.
+
+"Yes," said David, "he's out fer a job, an' the way he writes I guess
+the dander's putty well out of him. I reckon the' hain't ben nothin'
+much but hay in _his_ manger fer quite a spell," remarked Mr. Harum.
+
+"H'm!" said John, raising his brows, conscious of a humane but very
+faint interest in Mr. Timson's affairs. Mr. Harum got out a cigar, and,
+lighting it, gave a puff or two, and continued with what struck the
+younger man as a perfectly irrelevant question. It really seemed to him
+as if his senior were making conversation.
+
+"How's Peleg doin' these days?" was the query.
+
+"Very well," was the reply.
+
+"C'n do most anythin' 't's nec'sary, can't he?"
+
+A brief interruption followed upon the entrance of a man, who, after
+saying good-morning, laid a note on David's desk, asking for the money
+on it. Mr. Harum handed it back, indicating John with a motion of his
+thumb.
+
+The latter took it, looked at the face and back, marked his initials on
+it with a pencil, and the man went out to the counter.
+
+"If you was fixed so 't you could git away fer a spell," said David a
+moment or two after the customer's departure, "where would you like to
+go?"
+
+"I have not thought about it," said John rather listlessly.
+
+"Wa'al, s'pose you think about it a little now, if you hain't got no
+pressin' engagement. Bus'nis don't seem to be very rushin' this
+mornin'."
+
+"Why?" said John.
+
+"Because," said David impressively, "you're goin' somewhere right off,
+quick 's you c'n git ready, an' you may 's well be makin' up your mind
+where."
+
+John looked up in surprise. "I don't want to go away," he said, "and if
+I did, how could I leave the office?"
+
+"No," responded Mr. Harum, "you don't want to make a move of any kind
+that you don't actually have to, an' that's the reason fer makin' one.
+F'm what the doc said, an' f'm what I c'n see, you got to git out o'
+this dum'd climate," waving his hand toward the window, against which
+the sleet was beating, "fer a spell; an' as fur 's the office goes, Chet
+Timson 'd be tickled to death to come on an' help out while you're away,
+an' I guess 'mongst us we c'n mosey along some gait. I ain't _quite_ to
+the bone-yard yet myself," he added with a grin.
+
+The younger man sat for a moment or two with brows contracted, and
+pulling thoughtfully at his moustache.
+
+"There is that matter," he said, pointing to the letter on the desk.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't no tearin' hurry 'bout that; an' any
+way, I was goin' to make you a suggestion to put the matter into my
+hands to some extent."
+
+"Will you take it?" said John quickly. "That is exactly what I should
+wish in any case."
+
+"If you want I should," replied Mr. Harum. "Would you want to give full
+power attorney, or jest have me say 't I was instructed to act for ye?"
+
+"I think a better way would be to put the property in your name
+altogether," said John. "Don't you think so?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, thoughtfully, after a moment, "I hadn't thought of
+that, but mebbe I _could_ handle the matter better if you was to do
+that. I know the parties, an' if the' was any bluffin' to be done either
+side, mebbe it would be better if they thought I was playin' my own
+hand."
+
+At that point Peleg appeared and asked Mr. Lenox a question which took
+the latter to the teller's counter. David sat for some time drumming on
+his desk with the fingers of both hands. A succession of violent coughs
+came from the front room. His mouth and brows contracted in a wince, and
+rising, he put on his coat and hat and went slowly out of the bank.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLV.
+
+
+The Vaterland was advertised to sail at one o'clock, and it wanted but
+fifteen or twenty minutes of the hour. After assuring himself that his
+belongings were all together in his state-room, John made his way to the
+upper deck and leaning against the rail, watched the bustle of
+embarkation, somewhat interested in the people standing about, among
+whom it was difficult in instances to distinguish the passengers from
+those who were present to say farewell. Near him at the moment were two
+people, apparently man and wife, of middle age and rather distinguished
+appearance, to whom presently approached, with some evidence of hurry
+and with outstretched hand, a very well dressed and pleasant looking
+man.
+
+"Ah, here you are, Mrs. Ruggles," John heard him say as he shook hands.
+
+Then followed some commonplaces of good wishes and farewells, and in
+reply to a question which John did not catch, he heard the lady
+addressed as Mrs. Ruggles say, "Oh, didn't you see her? We left her on
+the lower deck a few minutes ago. Ah, here she comes."
+
+The man turned and advanced a step to meet the person in question.
+John's eyes involuntarily followed the movement, and as he saw her
+approach his heart contracted sharply: it was Mary Blake. He turned
+away quickly, and as the collar of his ulster was about his face, for
+the air of the January day was very keen, he thought that she had not
+recognized him. A moment later he went aft around the deck-house, and
+going forward to the smoking-room, seated himself therein, and took the
+passenger list out of his pocket. He had already scanned it rather
+cursorily, having but the smallest expectation of coming upon a familiar
+name, yet feeling sure that, had hers been there, it could not have
+escaped him. Nevertheless, he now ran his eye over the columns with
+eager scrutiny, and the hands which held the paper shook a little.
+
+There was no name in the least like Blake. It occurred to him that by
+some chance or error hers might have been omitted, when his eye caught
+the following:
+
+ William Ruggles New York.
+ Mrs. Ruggles " "
+ Mrs. Edward Ruggles " "
+
+It was plain to him then. She was obviously traveling with the people
+whom she had just joined on deck, and it was equally plain that she was
+Mrs. Edward Ruggles. When he looked up the ship was out in the river.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVI.
+
+
+John had been late in applying for his passage, and in consequence, the
+ship being very full, had had to take what berth he could get, which
+happened to be in the second cabin. The occupants of these quarters,
+however, were not rated as second-class passengers. The Vaterland took
+none such on her outward voyages, and all were on the same footing as to
+the fare and the freedom of the ship. The captain and the orchestra
+appeared at dinner in the second saloon on alternate nights, and the
+only disadvantage in the location was that it was very far aft; unless
+it could be considered a drawback that the furnishings were of plain
+wood and plush instead of carving, gilding, and stamped leather. In
+fact, as the voyage proceeded, our friend decided that the after-deck
+was pleasanter than the one amidships, and the cozy second-class
+smoking-room more agreeable than the large and gorgeous one forward.
+
+Consequently, for a while he rarely went across the bridge which spanned
+the opening between the two decks. It may be that he had a certain
+amount of reluctance to encounter Mrs. Edward Ruggles.
+
+The roof of the second cabin deck-house was, when there was not too much
+wind, a favorite place with him. It was not much frequented, as most of
+those who spent their time on deck apparently preferred a place nearer
+amidships. He was sitting there on the morning of the fifth day out,
+looking idly over the sea, with an occasional glance at the people who
+were walking on the promenade-deck below, or leaning on the rail which
+bounded it. He turned at a slight sound behind him, and rose with his
+hat in his hand. The flush in his face, as he took the hand which was
+offered him, reflected the color in the face of the owner, but the
+grayish brown eyes, which he remembered so well, looked into his, a
+little curiously, perhaps, but frankly and kindly. She was the first to
+speak.
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Lenox?" she said.
+
+"How do you do, Mrs. Ruggles?" said John, throwing up his hand as, at
+the moment of his reply, a puff of wind blew the cape of his mackintosh
+over his head. They both laughed a little (this was their greeting after
+nearly six years), and sat down.
+
+"What a nice place!" she said, looking about her.
+
+"Yes," said John; "I sit here a good deal when it isn't too windy."
+
+"I have been wondering why I did not get a sight of you," she said. "I
+saw your name in the passenger list. Have you been ill?"
+
+"I'm in the second cabin," he said, smiling.
+
+She looked at him a little incredulously, and he explained.
+
+"Ah, yes," she said, "I saw your name, but as you did not appear in the
+dining saloon, I thought you must either be ill or that you did not
+sail. Did you know that I was on board?" she asked.
+
+It was rather an embarrassing question.
+
+"I have been intending," he replied rather lamely, "to make myself known
+to you--that is, to--well, make my presence on board known to you. I got
+just a glimpse of you before we sailed, when you came up to speak to a
+man who had been saying good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles. I heard him
+speak their name, and looking over the passenger list I identified you
+as Mrs. Edward Ruggles."
+
+"Ah," she said, looking away for an instant, "I did not know that you
+had seen me, and I wondered how you came to address me as Mrs. Ruggles
+just now."
+
+"That was how," said John; and then, after a moment, "it seems rather
+odd, doesn't it, that we should be renewing an acquaintance on an ocean
+steamer as we did once before, so many years ago? and that the first bit
+of intelligence that I have had of you in all the years since I saw you
+last should come to me through the passenger list?"
+
+"Did you ever try to get any?" she asked. "I have always thought it very
+strange that we should never have heard anything about you."
+
+"I went to the house once, some weeks after you had gone," said John,
+"but the man in charge was out, and the maid could tell me nothing."
+
+"A note I wrote you at the time of your father's death," she said, "we
+found in my small nephew's overcoat pocket after we had been some time
+in California; but I wrote a second one before we left New York, telling
+you of our intended departure, and where we were going."
+
+"I never received it," he said. Neither spoke for a while, and then:
+
+"Tell me of your sister and brother-in-law," he said.
+
+"My sister is at present living in Cambridge, where Jack is at college,"
+was the reply; "but poor Julius died two years ago."
+
+"Ah," said John, "I am grieved to hear of Mr. Carling's death. I liked
+him very much."
+
+"He liked you very much," she said, "and often spoke of you."
+
+There was another period of silence, so long, indeed, as to be somewhat
+embarrassing. None of the thoughts which followed each other in John's
+mind was of the sort which he felt like broaching. He realized that the
+situation was getting awkward, and that consciousness added to the
+confusion of his ideas. But if his companion shared his embarrassment,
+neither her face nor her manner betrayed it as at last she said,
+turning, and looking frankly at him:
+
+"You seem very little changed. Tell me about yourself. Tell me something
+of your life in the last six years."
+
+During the rest of the voyage they were together for a part of every
+day, sometimes with the company of Mrs. William Ruggles, but more often
+without it, as her husband claimed much of her attention and rarely came
+on deck; and John, from time to time, gave his companion pretty much the
+whole history of his later career. But with regard to her own life, and,
+as he noticed, especially the two years since the death of her
+brother-in-law, she was distinctly reticent. She never spoke of her
+marriage or her husband, and after one or two faintly tentative
+allusions, John forebore to touch upon those subjects, and was driven to
+conclude that her experience had not been a happy one. Indeed, in their
+intercourse there were times when she appeared distrait and even moody;
+but on the whole she seemed to him to be just as he had known and loved
+her years ago; and all the feeling that he had had for her then broke
+forth afresh in spite of himself--in spite of the fact that, as he told
+himself, it was more hopeless than ever: absolutely so, indeed.
+
+It was the last night of their voyage together. The Ruggleses were to
+leave the ship the next morning at Algiers, where they intended to
+remain for some time.
+
+"Would you mind going to the after-deck?" he asked. "These people
+walking about fidget me," he added rather irritably.
+
+She rose, and they made their way aft. John drew a couple of chairs near
+to the rail. "I don't care to sit down for the present," she said, and
+they stood looking out at sea for a while in silence.
+
+"Do you remember," said John at last, "a night six years ago when we
+stood together, at the end of the voyage, leaning over the rail like
+this?"
+
+"Yes," she said.
+
+"Does this remind you of it?" he asked.
+
+"I was thinking of it," she said.
+
+"Do you remember the last night I was at your house?" he asked, looking
+straight out over the moonlit water.
+
+"Yes," she said again.
+
+"Did you know that night what was in my heart to say to you?"
+
+There was no answer.
+
+"May I tell you now?" he asked, giving a side glance at her profile,
+which in the moonlight showed very white.
+
+"Do you think you ought?" she answered in a low voice, "or that I ought
+to listen to you?"
+
+"I know," he exclaimed. "You think that as a married woman you should
+not listen, and that knowing you to be one I should not speak. If it
+were to ask anything of you I would not. It is for the first and last
+time. To-morrow we part again, and for all time, I suppose. I have
+carried the words that were on my lips that night all these years in my
+heart. I know I can have no response--I expect none; but it can not harm
+you if I tell you that I loved you then, and have----"
+
+She put up her hand in protest.
+
+"You must not go on, Mr. Lenox," she said, turning to him, "and I must
+leave you."
+
+"Are you very angry with me?" he asked humbly.
+
+She turned her face to the sea again and gave a sad little laugh.
+
+"Not so much as I ought to be," she answered; "but you yourself have
+given the reason why you should not say such things, and why I should
+not listen, and why I ought to say good-night."
+
+"Ah, yes," he said bitterly; "of course you are right, and this is to be
+the end."
+
+She turned and looked at him for a moment. "You will never again speak
+to me as you have to-night, will you?" she asked.
+
+"I should not have said what I did had I not thought I should never see
+you again after to-morrow," said John, "and I am not likely to do that,
+am I?"
+
+"If I could be sure," she said hesitatingly, and as if to herself.
+
+"Well," said John eagerly. She stood with her eyes downcast for a
+moment, one hand resting on the rail, and then she looked up.
+
+"We expect to stay in Algiers about two months," she said, "and then we
+are going to Naples to visit some friends for a few days, about the time
+you told me you thought you might be there. Perhaps it would be better
+if we said good-bye to-night; but if after we get home you are to spend
+your days in Homeville and I mine in New York, we shall not be likely to
+meet, and, except on this side of the ocean, we may, as you say, never
+see each other again. So, if you wish, you may come to see me in Naples
+if you happen to be there when we are. I am sure after to-night that I
+may trust you, may I not? But," she added, "perhaps you would not care.
+I am treating you very frankly; but from your standpoint you would
+expect or excuse more frankness than if I were a young girl."
+
+"I care very much," he declared, "and it will be a happiness to me to
+see you on any footing, and you may trust me never to break bounds
+again." She made a motion as if to depart.
+
+"Don't go just yet," he said pleadingly; "there is now no reason why you
+should for a while, is there? Let us sit here in this gorgeous night a
+little longer, and let me smoke a cigar."
+
+At the moment he was undergoing a revulsion of feeling. His state of
+mind was like that of an improvident debtor who, while knowing that the
+note must be paid some time, does not quite realize it for a while after
+an extension. At last the cigar was finished. There had been but little
+said between them.
+
+"I really must go," she said, and he walked with her across the hanging
+bridge and down the deck to the gangway door.
+
+"Where shall I address you to let you know when we shall be in Naples?"
+she asked as they were about to separate.
+
+"Care of Cook & Son," he said. "You will find the address in Baedeker."
+
+He saw her the next morning long enough for a touch of the hand and a
+good-bye before the bobbing, tubby little boat with its Arab crew took
+the Ruggleses on board.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVII.
+
+
+How John Lenox tried to kill time during the following two months, and
+how time retaliated during the process, it is needless to set forth. It
+may not, however, be wholly irrelevant to note that his cough had
+gradually disappeared, and that his appetite had become good enough to
+carry him through the average table d'hôte dinner. On the morning after
+his arrival at Naples he found a cable dispatch at the office of Cook &
+Son, as follows: "Sixty cash, forty stock. Stock good. Harum."
+
+"God bless the dear old boy!" said John fervently. The Pennsylvania
+property was sold at last; and if "stock good" was true, the dispatch
+informed him that he was, if not a rich man for modern days, still, as
+David would have put it, "wuth consid'able." No man, I take it, is very
+likely to receive such a piece of news without satisfaction; but if our
+friend's first sensation was one of gratification, the thought which
+followed had a drop of bitterness in it. "If I could only have had it
+before!" he said to himself; and indeed many of the disappointments of
+life, if not the greater part, come because events are unpunctual. They
+have a way of arriving sometimes too early, or worse, too late.
+
+Another circumstance detracted from his satisfaction: a note he
+expected did not appear among the other communications waiting him at
+the bankers, and his mind was occupied for the while with various
+conjectures as to the reason, none of which was satisfactory. Perhaps
+she had changed her mind. Perhaps--a score of things! Well, there was
+nothing for it but to be as patient as possible and await events. He
+remembered that she had said she was to visit some friends by the name
+of Hartleigh, and she had told him the name of their villa, but for the
+moment he did not remember it. In any case he did not know the
+Hartleighs, and if she had changed her mind--as was possibly indicated
+by the omission to send him word--well----! He shrugged his shoulders,
+mechanically lighted a cigarette, and strolled down and out of the
+Piazza Martiri and across to the Largo della Vittoria. He had a
+half-formed idea of walking back through the Villa Nazionale, spending
+an hour at the Aquarium, and then to his hotel for luncheon. It occurred
+to him at the moment that there was a steamer from Genoa on the Monday
+following, that he was tired of wandering about aimlessly and alone, and
+that there was really no reason why he should not take the said steamer
+and go home. Occupied with these reflections, he absently observed, just
+opposite to him across the way, a pair of large bay horses in front of a
+handsome landau. A coachman in livery was on the box, and a small
+footman, very much coated and silk-hatted, was standing about; and, as
+he looked, two ladies came out of the arched entrance to the court of
+the building before which the equipage was halted, and the small footman
+sprang to the carriage door.
+
+One of the ladies was a stranger to him, but the other was Mrs. William
+Ruggles; and John, seeing that he had been recognized, at once crossed
+over to the carriage; and presently, having accepted an invitation to
+breakfast, found himself sitting opposite them on his way to the Villa
+Violante. The conversation during the drive up to the Vomero need not be
+detailed. Mrs. Hartleigh arrived at the opinion that our friend was
+rather a dull person. Mrs. Ruggles, as he had found out, was usually
+rather taciturn. Neither is it necessary to say very much of the
+breakfast, nor of the people assembled.
+
+It appeared that several guests had departed the previous day, and the
+people at table consisted only of Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles, Mary, Mr. and
+Mrs. Hartleigh and their two daughters, and John, whose conversation was
+mostly with his host, and was rather desultory. In fact, there was
+during the meal a perceptible air of something like disquietude. Mr.
+Ruggles in particular said almost nothing, and wore an appearance of
+what seemed like anxiety. Once he turned to his host: "When ought I to
+get an answer to that cable, Hartleigh? to-day, do you think?"
+
+"Yes, I should say so without doubt," was the reply, "if it's answered
+promptly, and in fact there's plenty of time. Remember that we are about
+six hours earlier than New York by the clock, and it's only about seven
+in the morning over there."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Coffee was served on the balustraded platform of the flight of marble
+steps leading down to the grounds below.
+
+"Mary," said Mrs. Hartleigh, when cigarettes had been offered, "don't
+you want to show Mr. Lenox something of La Violante?"
+
+"I shall take you to my favorite place," she said, as they descended the
+steps together.
+
+The southern front of the grounds of the Villa Violante is bounded and
+upheld by a wall of tufa fifty feet in height and some four hundred feet
+long. About midway of its length a semicircular bench of marble, with a
+rail, is built out over one of the buttresses. From this point is
+visible the whole bay and harbor of Naples, and about one third of the
+city lies in sight, five hundred feet below. To the left one sees
+Vesuvius and the Sant' Angelo chain, which the eye follows to Sorrento.
+Straight out in front stands Capri, and to the right the curve of the
+bay, ending at Posilipo. The two, John and his companion, halted near
+the bench, and leaned upon the parapet of the wall for a while in
+silence. From the streets below rose no rumble of traffic, no sound of
+hoof or wheel; but up through three thousand feet of distance came from
+here and there the voices of street-venders, the clang of a bell, and
+ever and anon the pathetic supplication of a donkey. Absolute quiet
+prevailed where they stood, save for these upcoming sounds. The April
+sun, deliciously warm, drew a smoky odor from the hedge of box with
+which the parapet walk was bordered, in and out of which darted small
+green lizards with the quickness of little fishes.
+
+John drew a long breath.
+
+"I don't believe there is another such view in the world," he said. "I
+do not wonder that this is your favorite spot."
+
+"Yes," she said, "you should see the grounds--the whole place is
+superb--but this is the glory of it all, and I have brought you
+straight here because I wanted to see it with you, and this may be the
+only opportunity."
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked apprehensively.
+
+"You heard Mr. Ruggles's question about the cable dispatch?" she said.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well," she said, "our plans have been very much upset by some things he
+has heard from home. We came on from Algiers ten days earlier than we
+had intended, and if the reply to Mr. Ruggles's cable is unfavorable, we
+are likely to depart for Genoa to-morrow and take the steamer for home
+on Monday. The reason why I did not send a note to your bankers," she
+added, "was that we came on the same boat that I intended to write by;
+and Mr. Hartleigh's man has inquired for you every day at Cook's so that
+Mr. Hartleigh might know of your coming and call upon you."
+
+John gave a little exclamation of dismay. Her face was very still as she
+gazed out over the sea with half-closed eyes. He caught the scent of the
+violets in the bosom of her white dress.
+
+"Let us sit down," she said at last. "I have something I wish to say to
+you."
+
+He made no rejoinder as they seated themselves, and during the moment or
+two of silence in which she seemed to be meditating how to begin, he sat
+bending forward, holding his stick with both hands between his knees,
+absently prodding holes in the gravel.
+
+"I think," she began, "that if I did not believe the chances were for
+our going to-morrow, I would not say it to-day." John bit his lip and
+gave the gravel a more vigorous punch. "But I have felt that I must say
+it to you some time before we saw the last of each other, whenever that
+time should be."
+
+"Is it anything about what happened on board ship?" he asked in a low
+voice.
+
+"Yes," she replied, "it concerns all that took place on board ship, or
+nearly all, and I have had many misgivings about it. I am afraid that I
+did wrong, and I am afraid, too, that in your secret heart you would
+admit it."
+
+"No, never!" he exclaimed. "If there was any wrong done, it was wholly
+of my own doing. I was alone to blame. I ought to have remembered that
+you were married, and perhaps--yes, I did remember it in a way, but I
+could not realize it. I had never seen or heard of your husband, or
+heard of your marriage. He was a perfectly unreal person to me, and
+you--you seemed only the Mary Blake that I had known, and as I had known
+you. I said what I did that night upon an impulse which was as
+unpremeditated as it was sudden. I don't see how you were wrong. You
+couldn't have foreseen what took place--and----"
+
+"Have you not been sorry for what took place?" she asked, with her eyes
+on the ground. "Have you not thought the less of me since?"
+
+He turned and looked at her. There was a little smile upon her lips and
+on her downcast eyes.
+
+"No, by Heaven!" he exclaimed desperately, "I have not, and I am not
+sorry. Whether I ought to have said what I did or not, it was true, and
+I wanted you to know----"
+
+He broke off as she turned to him with a smile and a blush. The smile
+was almost a laugh.
+
+"But, John," she said, "I am not Mrs. Edward Ruggles. I am Mary Blake."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The parapet was fifty feet above the terrace. The hedge of box was an
+impervious screen.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Well, and then, after a little of that sort of thing, they both began
+hurriedly to admire the view again, for some one was coming. But
+it was only one of the gardeners, who did not understand
+English; and confidence being once more restored, they fell to
+discussing--everything.
+
+"Do you think you could live in Homeville, dear?" asked John after a
+while.
+
+"I suppose I shall have to, shall I not?" said Mary. "And are you, too,
+really happy, John?"
+
+John instantly proved to her that he was. "But it almost makes me
+unhappy," he added, "to think how nearly we have missed each other. If I
+had only known in the beginning that you were not Mrs. Edward Ruggles!"
+
+Mary laughed joyously. The mistake which a moment before had seemed
+almost tragic now appeared delightfully funny.
+
+"The explanation is painfully simple," she answered. "Mrs. Edward
+Ruggles--the real one--did expect to come on the Vaterland, whereas I
+did not. But the day before the steamer sailed she was summoned to
+Andover by the serious illness of her only son, who is at school there.
+I took her ticket, got ready overnight--I like to start on these
+unpremeditated journeys--and here I am." John put his arm about her to
+make sure of this, and kept it there--lest he should forget. "When we
+met on the steamer and I saw the error you had made I was tempted--and
+yielded--to let you go on uncorrected. But," she added, looking lovingly
+up into John's eyes, "I'm glad you found out your mistake at last."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVIII.
+
+
+A fortnight later Mr. Harum sat at his desk in the office of Harum & Co.
+There were a number of letters for him, but the one he opened first bore
+a foreign stamp, and was postmarked "Napoli." That he was deeply
+interested in the contents of this epistle was manifest from the
+beginning, not only from the expression of his face, but from the
+frequent "wa'al, wa'als" which were elicited as he went on; but interest
+grew into excitement as he neared the close, and culminated as he read
+the last few lines.
+
+"Scat my CATS!" he cried, and, grabbing his hat and the letter, he
+bolted out of the back door in the direction of the house, leaving the
+rest of his correspondence to be digested--any time.
+
+
+
+
+EPILOGUE.
+
+
+I might, in conclusion, tell how John's further life in Homeville was of
+comparatively short duration; how David died of injuries received in a
+runaway accident; how John found himself the sole executor of his late
+partner's estate, and, save for a life provision for Mrs. Bixbee, the
+only legatee, and rich enough (if indeed with his own and his wife's
+money he had not been so before) to live wherever he pleased. But as
+heretofore I have confined myself strictly to facts, I am, to be
+consistent, constrained to abide by them now. Indeed, I am too
+conscientious to do otherwise, notwithstanding the temptation to make
+what might be a more artistic ending to my story. David is not only
+living, but appears almost no older than when we first knew him, and is
+still just as likely to "git goin'" on occasion. Even "old Jinny" is
+still with us, though her master does most of his "joggin' 'round"
+behind a younger horse. Whatever Mr. Harum's testamentary intentions may
+be, or even whether he has made a will or not, nobody knows but himself
+and his attorney. Aunt Polly--well, there is a little more of her than
+when we first made her acquaintance, say twenty pounds.
+
+John and his wife live in a house which they built on the shore of the
+lake. It is a settled thing that David and his sister dine with them
+every Sunday. Mrs. Bixbee at first looked a little askance at the wine
+on the table, but she does not object to it now. Being a "son o'
+temp'rence," she has never been induced to taste any champagne, but on
+one occasion she was persuaded to take the smallest sip of claret.
+"Wa'al," she remarked with a wry face, "I guess the' can't be much sin
+or danger 'n drinkin' anythin' 't tastes the way _that_ does."
+
+She and Mrs. Lenox took to each other from the first, and the latter has
+quite supplanted (and more) Miss Claricy (Mrs. Elton) with David. In
+fact, he said to our friend one day during the first year of the
+marriage, "Say, John, I ain't sure but what we'll have to hitch that
+wife o' your'n on the off side."
+
+I had nearly forgotten one person whose conversation has yet to be
+recorded in print, but which is considered very interesting by at least
+four people. His name is David Lenox.
+
+I think that's all.
+
+
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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, David Harum, by Edward Noyes Westcott</h1>
+<pre>
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at <a href = "http://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a></pre>
+<p>Title: David Harum</p>
+<p> A Story of American Life</p>
+<p>Author: Edward Noyes Westcott</p>
+<p>Release Date: January 28, 2006 [eBook #17617]</p>
+<p>Language: English</p>
+<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p>
+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DAVID HARUM***</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>E-text prepared by David Garcia, Janet B,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
+ (http://www.pgdp.net/)</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h1>DAVID HARUM</h1>
+
+<p class="center">A Story of American Life</p>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>EDWARD NOYES WESTCOTT</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="center">NEW YORK
+D. APPLETON AND COMPANY
+1899</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Copyright</span>, 1898,
+<span class="smcap">By</span> D. APPLETON AND COMPANY.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+
+<h2>INTRODUCTION.</h2>
+
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>The's as much human nature in some folks as th' is in others, if
+not more.&mdash;<span class="smcap">David Harum.</span></p></div>
+
+<p>One of the most conspicuous characteristics of our contemporary native
+fiction is an increasing tendency to subordinate plot or story to the
+bold and realistic portrayal of some of the types of American life and
+manners. And the reason for this is not far to seek. The extraordinary
+mixing of races which has been going on here for more than a century has
+produced an enormously diversified human result; and the products of
+this "hybridization" have been still further differentiated by an
+environment that ranges from the Everglades of Florida to the glaciers
+of Alaska. The existence of these conditions, and the great literary
+opportunities which they contain, American writers long ago perceived;
+and, with a generally true appreciation of artistic values, they have
+created from them a gallery of brilliant <i>genre</i> pictures which to-day
+stand for the highest we have yet attained in the art of fiction.</p>
+
+<p>Thus it is that we have (to mention but a few) studies of Louisiana and
+her people by Mr. Cable; of Virginia and Georgia by Thomas Nelson Page
+and Joel Chandler Harris; of New England by Miss Jewett and Miss
+Wilkins; of the Middle West by Miss French (Octave Thanet); of the great
+Northwest by Hamlin Garland; of Canada and the land of the <i>habitans</i> by
+Gilbert Parker; and finally, though really first in point of time, the
+Forty-niners and their successors by Bret Harte. This list might be
+indefinitely extended, for it is growing daily, but it is long enough as
+it stands to show that every section of our country has, or soon will
+have, its own painter and historian, whose works will live and become a
+permanent part of our literature in just the degree that they are
+artistically true. Some of these writers have already produced many
+books, while others have gained general recognition and even fame by the
+vividness and power of a single study, like Mr. Howe with The Story of a
+Country Town. But each one, it will be noticed, has chosen for his field
+of work that part of our country wherein he passed the early and
+formative years of his life; a natural selection that is, perhaps, an
+unconscious affirmation of David Harum's aphorism: "Ev'ry hoss c'n do a
+thing better 'n' spryer if he's ben broke to it as a colt."</p>
+
+<p>In the case of the present volume the conditions are identical with
+those just mentioned. Most of the scenes are laid in central New York,
+where the author, Edward Noyes Westcott, was born, September 24, 1847,
+and where he died of consumption, March 31, 1898. Nearly all his life
+was passed in his native city of Syracuse, and although banking and not
+authorship was the occupation of his active years, yet his sensitive and
+impressionable temperament had become so saturated with the local
+atmosphere, and his retentive memory so charged with facts, that when at
+length he took up the pen he was able to create in David Harum a
+character so original, so true, and so strong, yet withal so
+delightfully quaint and humorous, that we are at once compelled to admit
+that here is a new and permanent addition to the long list of American
+literary portraits.</p>
+
+<p>The book is a novel, and throughout it runs a love story which is
+characterized by sympathetic treatment and a constantly increasing
+interest; but the title r&ocirc;le is taken by the old country banker, David
+Harum: dry, quaint, somewhat illiterate, no doubt, but possessing an
+amazing amount of knowledge not found in printed books, and holding fast
+to the cheerful belief that there is nothing wholly bad or useless in
+this world. Or, in his own words: "A reasonable amount of fleas is good
+for a dog&mdash;they keep him f'm broodin' on bein' a dog." This
+horse-trading country banker and reputed Shylock, but real
+philanthropist, is an accurate portrayal of a type that exists in the
+rural districts of central New York to-day. Variations of him may be
+seen daily, driving about in their road wagons or seated in their "bank
+parlors," shrewd, sharp-tongued, honest as the sunlight from most points
+of view, but in a horse trade much inclined to follow the rule laid down
+by Mr. Harum himself for such transactions: "Do unto the other feller
+the way he'd like to do unto you&mdash;an' do it fust."</p>
+
+<p>The genial humor and sunny atmosphere which pervade these pages are in
+dramatic contrast with the circumstances under which they were written.
+The book was finished while the author lay upon his deathbed, but,
+happily for the reader, no trace of his sufferings appears here. It was
+not granted that he should live to see his work in its present completed
+form, a consummation he most earnestly desired; but it seems not
+unreasonable to hope that the result of his labors will be appreciated,
+and that David Harum will endure.</p>
+
+<p class='author'><span class="smcap">Forbes Heermans.</span></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap" style="margin-left: 2em;">Syracuse</span>, N.Y., <i>August 20, 1898</i>.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>TABLE OF CONTENTS</h2>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" width ="50%" cellspacing="0" summary="TABLE OF CONTENTS">
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVI">CHAPTER XXVI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVII">CHAPTER XXVII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVIII">CHAPTER XXVIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIX">CHAPTER XXIX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXX">CHAPTER XXX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXI">CHAPTER XXXI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXII">CHAPTER XXXII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXIII">CHAPTER XXXIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXIV">CHAPTER XXXIV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXV">CHAPTER XXXV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXVI">CHAPTER XXXVI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXVII">CHAPTER XXXVII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXVIII">CHAPTER XXXVIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXIX">CHAPTER XXXIX.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XL">CHAPTER XL.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLI">CHAPTER XLI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLII">CHAPTER XLII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLIII">CHAPTER XLIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLIV">CHAPTER XLIV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLV">CHAPTER XLV.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLVI">CHAPTER XLVI.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLVII">CHAPTER XLVII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#CHAPTER_XLVIII">CHAPTER XLVIII.</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><a href="#EPILOGUE">EPILOGUE.</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h1>DAVID HARUM.</h1>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I.</h2>
+
+
+<p>David poured half of his second cup of tea into his saucer to lower its
+temperature to the drinking point, and helped himself to a second cut of
+ham and a third egg. Whatever was on his mind to have kept him unusually
+silent during the evening meal, and to cause certain wrinkles in his
+forehead suggestive of perplexity or misgiving, had not impaired his
+appetite. David was what he called "a good feeder."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee, known to most of those who enjoyed the privilege of her
+acquaintance as "Aunt Polly," though nieces and nephews of her blood
+there were none in Homeville, Freeland County, looked curiously at her
+brother, as, in fact, she had done at intervals during the repast; and
+concluding at last that further forbearance was uncalled for, relieved
+the pressure of her curiosity thus:</p>
+
+<p>"Guess ye got somethin' on your mind, hain't ye? You hain't hardly said
+aye, yes, ner no sence you set down. Anythin' gone 'skew?"</p>
+
+<p>David lifted his saucer, gave the contents a precautionary blow, and
+emptied it with sundry windy suspirations.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"No," he said, "nothin' hain't gone exac'ly wrong, 's ye might say&mdash;not
+yet; but I done that thing I was tellin' ye of to-day."</p>
+
+<p>"Done what thing?" she asked perplexedly.</p>
+
+<p>"I telegraphed to New York," he replied, "fer that young feller to come
+on&mdash;the young man General Wolsey wrote me about. I got a letter from him
+to-day, an' I made up my mind 'the sooner the quicker,' an' I
+telegraphed him to come 's soon 's he could."</p>
+
+<p>"I forgit what you said his name was," said Aunt Polly.</p>
+
+<p>"There's his letter," said David, handing it across the table. "Read it
+out 'loud."</p>
+
+<p>"You read it," she said, passing it back after a search in her pocket;
+"I must 'a' left my specs in the settin'-room."</p>
+
+<p>The letter was as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Sir</span>: I take the liberty of addressing you at the
+instance of General Wolsey, who spoke to me of the matter of your
+communication to him, and was kind enough to say that he would
+write you in my behalf. My acquaintance with him has been in the
+nature of a social rather than a business one, and I fancy that he
+can only recommend me on general grounds. I will say, therefore,
+that I have had some experience with accounts, but not much
+practice in them for nearly three years. Nevertheless, unless the
+work you wish done is of an intricate nature, I think I shall be
+able to accomplish it with such posting at the outset as most
+strangers would require. General Wolsey told me that you wanted
+some one as soon as possible. I have nothing to prevent me from
+starting at once if you desire to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> have me. A telegram addressed to
+me at the office of the Trust Company will reach me promptly.</p>
+
+<p><span style="margin-left: 12em;">"Yours very truly,</span></p>
+<p><span class="smcap" style="margin-left: 14em;">"John K. Lenox</span>." </p></div>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, looking over his glasses at his sister, "what do
+you think on't?"</p>
+
+<p>"The' ain't much brag in't," she replied thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said David, putting his eyeglasses back in their case, "th' ain't
+no brag ner no promises; he don't even say he'll do his best, like most
+fellers would. He seems to have took it fer granted that I'll take it
+fer granted, an' that's what I like about it. Wa'al," he added, "the
+thing's done, an' I'll be lookin' fer him to-morrow mornin' or evenin'
+at latest."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee sat for a moment with her large, light blue, and rather
+prominent eyes fixed on her brother's face, and then she said, with a
+slight undertone of anxiety, "Was you cal'latin' to have that young man
+from New York come here?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hadn't no such idee," he replied, with a slight smile, aware of what
+was passing in her mind. "What put that in your head?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," she answered, "you know the' ain't scarcely anybody in the
+village that takes boarders in the winter, an' I was wonderin' what he
+would do."</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose he'll go to the Eagle," said David. "I dunno where else,
+'nless it's to the Lake House."</p>
+
+<p>"The Eagil!" she exclaimed contemptuously. "Land sakes! Comin' here from
+New York! He won't stan' it there a week."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied David, "mebbe he will an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> mebbe he won't, but I don't
+see what else the' is for it, an' I guess 'twon't kill him for a spell
+The fact is&mdash;" he was proceeding when Mrs. Bixbee interrupted him.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess we'd better adjourn t' the settin'-room an' let Sairy clear off
+the tea-things," she said, rising and going into the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"What was you sayin'?" she asked, as she presently found her brother in
+the apartment designated, and seated herself with her mending-basket in
+her lap.</p>
+
+<p>"The fact is, I was sayin'," he resumed, sitting with hand and forearm
+resting on a round table, in the centre of which was a large kerosene
+lamp, "that my notion was, fust off, to have him come here, but when I
+come to think on't I changed my mind. In the fust place, except that
+he's well recommended, I don't know nothin' about him; an' in the
+second, you'n I are pretty well set in our ways, an' git along all right
+just as we be. I may want the young feller to stay, an' then agin I may
+not&mdash;we'll see. It's a good sight easier to git a fishhook in 'n 'tis to
+git it out. I expect he'll find it putty tough at first, but if he's a
+feller that c'n be drove out of bus'nis by a spell of the Eagle Tavern,
+he ain't the feller I'm lookin' fer&mdash;though I will allow," he added with
+a grimace, "that it'll be a putty hard test. But if I want to say to
+him, after tryin' him a spell, that I guess me an' him don't seem likely
+to hitch, we'll both take it easier if we ain't livin' in the same
+house. I guess I'll take a look at the Trybune," said David, unfolding
+that paper.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee went on with her needlework, with an occasional side glance
+at her brother, who was immersed in the gospel of his politics.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> Twice
+or thrice she opened her lips as if to address him, but apparently some
+restraining thought interposed. Finally, the impulse to utter her mind
+culminated. "Dave," she said, "d' you know what Deakin Perkins is sayin'
+about ye?"</p>
+
+<p>David opened his paper so as to hide his face, and the corners of his
+mouth twitched as he asked in return, "Wa'al, what's the deakin sayin'
+now?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's sayin'," she replied, in a voice mixed of indignation and
+apprehension, "thet you sold him a balky horse, an' he's goin' to hev
+the law on ye." David's shoulders shook behind the sheltering page, and
+his mouth expanded in a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he replied after a moment, lowering the paper and looking
+gravely at his companion over his glasses, "next to the deakin's
+religious experience, them of lawin' an' horse-tradin' air his strongest
+p'ints, an' he works the hull on 'em to once sometimes."</p>
+
+<p>The evasiveness of this generality was not lost on Mrs. Bixbee, and she
+pressed the point with, "Did ye? an' will he?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, an' no, an' mebbe, an' mebbe not," was the categorical reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," she answered with a snap, "mebbe you call that an answer. I
+s'pose if you don't want to let on you won't, but I do believe you've
+ben playin' some trick on the deakin, an' won't own up. I do wish," she
+added, "that if you hed to git rid of a balky horse onto somebody you'd
+hev picked out somebody else."</p>
+
+<p>"When you got a balker to dispose of," said David gravely, "you can't
+alwus pick an' choose. Fust come, fust served." Then he went on more
+seriously: "Now I'll tell ye. Quite a while ago<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>&mdash;in fact, not long
+after I come to enjoy the priv'lidge of the deakin's acquaintance&mdash;we
+hed a deal. I wasn't jest on my guard, knowin' him to be a deakin an'
+all that, an' he lied to me so splendid that I was took in, clean over
+my head, he done me so brown I was burnt in places, an' you c'd smell
+smoke 'round me fer some time."</p>
+
+<p>"Was it a horse?" asked Mrs. Bixbee gratuitously.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," David replied, "mebbe it <i>had</i> ben some time, but at that
+partic'lar time the only thing to determine that fact was that it wa'n't
+nothin' else."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I declare!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, wondering not more at the
+deacon's turpitude than at the lapse in David's acuteness, of which she
+had an immense opinion, but commenting only on the former. "I'm 'mazed
+at the deakin."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm," said David with a grin, "I'm quite a liar myself when it comes
+right down to the hoss bus'nis, but the deakin c'n give me both bowers
+ev'ry hand. He done it so slick that I had to laugh when I come to think
+it over&mdash;an' I had witnesses to the hull confab, too, that he didn't
+know of, an' I c'd 've showed him up in great shape if I'd had a mind
+to."</p>
+
+<p>"Why didn't ye?" said Aunt Polly, whose feelings about the deacon were
+undergoing a revulsion.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, to tell ye the truth, I was so completely skunked that I hadn't
+a word to say. I got rid o' the thing fer what it was wuth fer hide an'
+taller, an' stid of squealin' 'round the way you say he's doin', like a
+stuck pig, I kep' my tongue between my teeth an' laid to git even some
+time."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You ort to 've hed the law on him," declared Mrs. Bixbee, now fully
+converted. "The old scamp!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," was the reply, "I gen'all prefer to settle out of court, an' in
+this partic'lar case, while I might 'a' ben willin' t' admit that I hed
+ben did up, I didn't feel much like swearin' to it. I reckoned the time
+'d come when mebbe I'd git the laugh on the deakin, an' it did, an'
+we're putty well settled now in full."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean this last pufformance?" asked Mrs. Bixbee. "I wish you'd quit
+beatin' about the bush, an' tell me the hull story."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, it's like this, then, if you <i>will</i> hev it. I was over to
+Whiteboro a while ago on a little matter of worldly bus'nis, an' I seen
+a couple of fellers halter-exercisin' a hoss in the tavern yard. I stood
+'round a spell watchin' 'em, an' when he come to a standstill I went an'
+looked him over, an' I liked his looks fust rate.</p>
+
+<p>"'Fer sale?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says the chap that was leadin' him, 'I never see the hoss that
+wa'n't if the price was right.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Your'n?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mine an' his'n,' he says, noddin' his head at the other feller.</p>
+
+<p>"'What ye askin' fer him?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'One-fifty,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"I looked him all over agin putty careful, an' once or twice I kind o'
+shook my head 's if I didn't quite like what I seen, an' when I got
+through I sort o' half turned away without sayin' anythin', 's if I'd
+seen enough.</p>
+
+<p>"'The' ain't a scratch ner a pimple on him,' says the feller, kind o'
+resentin' my looks. 'He's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> sound an' kind, an' 'll stand without
+hitchin', an' a lady c'n drive him 's well 's a man.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I ain't got anythin' agin him,' I says, 'an' prob'ly that's all true,
+ev'ry word on't; but one-fifty's a consid'able price fer a hoss these
+days. I hain't no pressin' use fer another hoss, an', in fact,' I says,
+'I've got one or two fer sale myself.'</p>
+
+<p>"'He's wuth two hunderd jest as he stands,' the feller says. 'He hain't
+had no trainin', an' he c'n draw two men in a road-wagin better'n
+fifty.'</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, the more I looked at him the better I liked him, but I only
+says, 'Jes' so, jes' so, he may be wuth the money, but jest as I'm fixed
+now he ain't wuth it to <i>me</i>, an' I hain't got that much money with me
+if he was,' I says. The other feller hadn't said nothin' up to that
+time, an' he broke in now. 'I s'pose you'd take him fer a gift, wouldn't
+ye?' he says, kind o' sneerin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, yes,' I says, 'I dunno but I would if you'd throw in a pound of
+tea an' a halter.'</p>
+
+<p>"He kind o' laughed an' says, 'Wa'al, this ain't no gift enterprise, an'
+I guess we ain't goin' to trade, but I'd like to know,' he says, 'jest
+as a matter of curios'ty, what you'd say he <i>was</i> wuth to ye?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I come over this mornin' to see a feller that owed me
+a trifle o' money. Exceptin' of some loose change, what he paid me 's
+all I got with me,' I says, takin' out my wallet. 'That wad's got a
+hunderd an' twenty-five into it, an' if you'd sooner have your hoss an'
+halter than the wad,' I says, 'why, I'll bid ye good-day.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You're offerin' one-twenty-five fer the hoss an' halter?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'That's what I'm doin',' I says.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'You've made a trade,' he says, puttin' out his hand fer the money an'
+handin' the halter over to me."</p>
+
+<p>"An' didn't ye suspicion nuthin' when he took ye up like that?" asked
+Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"I did smell woolen some," said David, "but I had the <i>hoss</i> an' they
+had the <i>money</i>, an', as fur 's I c'd see, the critter was all right.
+Howsomever, I says to 'em: 'This here's all right, fur 's it's gone, but
+you've talked putty strong 'bout this hoss. I don't know who you fellers
+be, but I c'n find out,' I says. Then the fust feller that done the
+talkin' 'bout the hoss put in an' says, 'The' hain't ben one word said
+to you about this hoss that wa'n't gospel truth, not one word.' An' when
+I come to think on't afterward," said David with a half laugh, "it mebbe
+wa'n't <i>gospel</i> truth, but it was good enough <i>jury</i> truth. I guess this
+ain't over 'n' above interestin' to ye, is it?" he asked after a pause,
+looking doubtfully at his sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, 'tis," she asserted. "I'm lookin' forrered to where the deakin
+comes in, but you jest tell it your own way."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll git there all in good time," said David, "but some of the point of
+the story'll be lost if I don't tell ye what come fust."</p>
+
+<p>"I allow to stan' it 's long 's you can," she said encouragingly,
+"seein' what work I had gettin' ye started. Did ye find out anythin'
+'bout them fellers?"</p>
+
+<p>"I ast the barn man if he knowed who they was, an' he said he never seen
+'em till the yestiddy before, an' didn't know 'em f'm Adam. They come
+along with a couple of hosses, one drivin' an' t'other leadin'&mdash;the one
+I bought. I ast him if<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> they knowed who I was, an' he said one on 'em
+ast him, an' he told him. The feller said to him, seein' me drive up:
+'That's a putty likely-lookin' hoss. Who's drivin' him?' An' he says to
+the feller: 'That's Dave Harum, f'm over to Homeville. He's a great
+feller fer hosses,' he says."</p>
+
+<p>"Dave," said Mrs. Bixbee, "them chaps jest laid fer ye, didn't they?"</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon they did," he admitted; "an' they was as slick a pair as was
+ever drawed to," which expression was lost upon his sister. David rubbed
+the fringe of yellowish-gray hair which encircled his bald pate for a
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he resumed, "after the talk with the barn man, I smelt woolen
+stronger'n ever, but I didn't say nothin', an' had the mare hitched an'
+started back. Old Jinny drives with one hand, an' I c'd watch the new
+one all right, an' as we come along I begun to think I wa'n't stuck
+after all. I never see a hoss travel evener an' nicer, an' when we come
+to a good level place I sent the old mare along the best she knew, an'
+the new one never broke his gait, an' kep' right up 'ithout 'par'ntly
+half tryin'; an' Jinny don't take most folks' dust neither. I swan!
+'fore I got home I reckoned I'd jest as good as made seventy-five
+anyway."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"Then the' wa'n't nothin' the matter with him, after all," commented
+Mrs. Bixbee in rather a disappointed tone.</p>
+
+<p>"The meanest thing top of the earth was the matter with him," declared
+David, "but I didn't find it out till the next afternoon, an' then I
+found it out good. I hitched him to the open buggy an' went 'round by
+the East road, 'cause that ain't so much travelled. He went along all
+right till we got a mile or so out of the village, an' then I slowed him
+down to a walk. Wa'al, sir, scat my &mdash;&mdash;! He hadn't walked more'n a rod
+'fore he come to a dead stan'still. I clucked an' git-app'd, an' finely
+took the gad to him a little; but he only jest kind o' humped up a
+little, an' stood like he'd took root."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, now!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm," said David; "I was stuck in ev'ry sense of the word."</p>
+
+<p>"What d'ye do?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I tried all the tricks I knowed&mdash;an' I could lead him&mdash;but when
+I was in the buggy he wouldn't stir till he got good an' ready; 'n' then
+he'd start of his own accord an' go on a spell, an'&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Did he keep it up?" Mrs. Bixbee interrupted.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I s'd say he did. I finely got home with the critter, but I
+thought one time I'd either hev to lead him or spend the night on the
+East road. He balked five sep'rate times, varyin' in length, an' it was
+dark when we struck the barn."</p>
+
+<p>"I should hev thought you'd a wanted to kill him," said Mrs. Bixbee;
+"an' the fellers that sold him to ye, too."</p>
+
+<p>"The' <i>was</i> times," David replied, with a nod of his head, "when if he'd
+a fell down dead I wouldn't hev figgered on puttin' a band on my hat,
+but it don't never pay to git mad with a hoss; an' as fur 's the feller
+I bought him of, when I remembered how he told me he'd stand without
+hitchin', I swan! I had to laugh. I did, fer a fact. 'Stand without
+hitchin'!' He, he, he!"</p>
+
+<p>"I guess you wouldn't think it was so awful funny if you hadn't gone an'
+stuck that horse onto Deakin Perkins&mdash;an' I don't see how you done it."</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe that <i>is</i> part of the joke," David allowed, "an' I'll tell ye th'
+rest on't. Th' next day I hitched the new one to th' dem'crat wagin an'
+put in a lot of straps an' rope, an' started off fer the East road agin.
+He went fust rate till we come to about the place where we had the fust
+trouble, an', sure enough, he balked agin. I leaned over an' hit him a
+smart cut on the off shoulder, but he only humped a little, an' never
+lifted a foot. I hit him another lick, with the selfsame result. Then I
+got down an' I strapped that animal so't he couldn't move nothin' but
+his head an' tail, an' got back into the buggy. Wa'al, bom-by, it may
+'a' ben ten minutes, or it may 'a' ben more or less&mdash;it's slow work
+settin' still behind a balkin' hoss&mdash;he was ready to go on his own<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+account, but he couldn't budge. He kind o' looked around, much as to
+say, 'What on earth's the matter?' an' then he tried another move, an'
+then another, but no go. Then I got down an' took the hopples off an'
+then climbed back into the buggy, an' says 'Cluck, to him, an' off he
+stepped as chipper as could be, an' we went joggin' along all right
+mebbe two mile, an' when I slowed up, up he come agin. I gin him another
+clip in the same place on the shoulder, an' I got down an' tied him up
+agin, an' the same thing happened as before, on'y it didn't take him
+quite so long to make up his mind about startin', an' we went some
+further without a hitch. But I had to go through the pufformance the
+third time before he got it into his head that if he didn't go when <i>I</i>
+wanted he couldn't go when <i>he</i> wanted, an' that didn't suit him; an'
+when he felt the whip on his shoulder it meant bus'nis."</p>
+
+<p>"Was that the end of his balkin'?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"I had to give him one more go-round," said David, "an' after that I
+didn't have no more trouble with him. He showed symptoms at times, but a
+touch of the whip on the shoulder alwus fetched him. I alwus carried
+them straps, though, till the last two or three times."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, what's the deakin kickin' about, then?" asked Aunt Polly.
+"You're jest sayin' you broke him of balkin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David slowly, "some hosses will balk with some folks an'
+not with others. You can't most alwus gen'ally tell."</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't the deakin have a chance to try him?"</p>
+
+<p>"He had all the chance he ast fer," replied<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> David. "Fact is, he done
+most of the sellin', as well 's the buyin', himself."</p>
+
+<p>"How's that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "it come about like this: After I'd got the hoss
+where I c'd handle him I begun to think I'd had some int'restin' an'
+valu'ble experience, an' it wa'n't scurcely fair to keep it all to
+myself. I didn't want no patent on't, an' I was willin' to let some
+other feller git a piece. So one mornin', week before last&mdash;let's see,
+week ago Tuesday it was, an' a mighty nice mornin' it was, too&mdash;one o'
+them days that kind o' lib'ral up your mind&mdash;I allowed to hitch an'
+drive up past the deakin's an' back, an' mebbe git somethin' to
+strengthen my faith, et cetery, in case I run acrost him. Wa'al, 's I
+come along I seen the deakin putterin' 'round, an' I waved my hand to
+him an' went by a-kitin'. I went up the road a ways an' killed a little
+time, an' when I come back there was the deakin, as I expected. He was
+leanin' over the fence, an' as I jogged up he hailed me, an' I pulled
+up.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mornin', Mr. Harum,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mornin', deakin,' I says. 'How are ye? an' how's Mis' Perkins these
+days?'</p>
+
+<p>"'I'm fair,' he says; 'fair to middlin', but Mis' Perkins is ailin'
+some&mdash;as <i>usyul</i>' he says."</p>
+
+<p>"They do say," put in Mrs. Bixbee, "thet Mis' Perkins don't hev much of
+a time herself."</p>
+
+<p>"Guess she hez all the time the' is," answered David. "Wa'al," he went
+on, "we passed the time o' day, an' talked a spell about the weather an'
+all that, an' finely I straightened up the lines as if I was goin' on,
+an' then I says: 'Oh, by the way,' I says, 'I jest thought on't. I heard
+Dominie White was lookin' fer a hoss that 'd suit him.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> 'I hain't
+heard,' he says; but I see in a minute he had&mdash;an' it really was a
+fact&mdash;an' I says: 'I've got a roan colt risin' five, that I took on a
+debt a spell ago, that I'll sell reasonable, that's as likely an' nice
+ev'ry way a young hoss as ever I owned. I don't need him,' I says, 'an'
+didn't want to take him, but it was that or nothin' at the time an' glad
+to git it, an' I'll sell him a barg'in. Now what I want to say to you,
+deakin, is this: That hoss 'd suit the dominie to a tee in my opinion,
+but the dominie won't come to me. Now if <i>you</i> was to say to him&mdash;bein'
+in his church an' all thet,' I says, 'that you c'd get him the right
+kind of a hoss, he'd believe you, an' you an' me 'd be doin' a little
+stroke of bus'nis, an' a favor to the dominie into the bargain. The
+dominie's well off,' I says, 'an' c'n afford to drive a good hoss.'"</p>
+
+<p>"What did the deakin say?" asked Aunt Polly as David stopped for breath.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't expect him to jump down my throat," he answered; "but I seen
+him prick up his ears, an' all the time I was talkin' I noticed him
+lookin' my hoss over, head an' foot. 'Now I 'member,' he says, 'hearin'
+sunthin' 'bout Mr. White's lookin' fer a hoss, though when you fust
+spoke on't it had slipped my mind. Of course,' he says, 'the' ain't any
+real reason why Mr. White shouldn't deal with you direct, an' yit mebbe
+I <i>could</i> do more with him 'n you could. But,' he says, 'I wa'n't
+cal'latin' to go t' the village this mornin', an' I sent my hired man
+off with my drivin' hoss. Mebbe I'll drop 'round in a day or two,' he
+says, 'an' look at the roan.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You mightn't ketch me,' I says, 'an' I want to show him myself; an'
+more'n that,' I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> says, 'Dug Robinson's after the dominie. I'll tell ye,'
+I says, 'you jest git in 'ith me an' go down an' look at him, an' I'll
+send ye back or drive ye back, an' if you've got anythin' special on
+hand you needn't be gone three quarters of an hour,' I says."</p>
+
+<p>"He come, did he?" inquired Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"He done <i>so</i>," said David sententiously. "Jest as I knowed he would,
+after he'd hem'd an' haw'd about so much, an' he rode a mile an' a half
+livelier 'n he done in a good while, I reckon. He had to pull that old
+broad-brim of his'n down to his ears, an' don't you fergit it. He, he,
+he, he! The road was jest <i>full</i> o' hosses. Wa'al, we drove into the
+yard, an' I told the hired man to unhitch the bay hoss an' fetch out the
+roan, an' while he was bein' unhitched the deakin stood 'round an' never
+took his eyes off'n him, an' I knowed I wouldn't sell the deakin no roan
+hoss <i>that</i> day, even if I wanted to. But when he come out I begun to
+crack him up, an' I talked hoss fer all I was wuth. The deakin looked
+him over in a don't-care kind of a way, an' didn't 'parently give much
+heed to what I was sayin'. Finely I says, 'Wa'al, what do you think of
+him?' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'he seems to be a likely enough critter, but I
+don't believe he'd suit Mr. White&mdash;'fraid not,' he says. 'What you
+askin' fer him?' he says. 'One-fifty,' I says, 'an' he's a cheap hoss at
+the money'; but," added the speaker with a laugh, "I knowed I might 's
+well of said a thousan'. The deakin wa'n't buyin' no roan colts that
+mornin'."</p>
+
+<p>"What did he say?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'wa'al, I guess you ought to git that much fer him,
+but I'm 'fraid he ain't<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> what Mr. White wants.' An' then, 'That's quite
+a hoss we come down with,' he says. 'Had him long?' 'Jest long 'nough to
+git 'quainted with him,' I says. 'Don't you want the roan fer your own
+use?' I says. 'Mebbe we c'd shade the price a little.' 'No,' he says, 'I
+guess not. I don't need another hoss jest now.' An' then, after a minute
+he says: 'Say, mebbe the bay hoss we drove 'd come nearer the mark fer
+White, if he's all right. Jest as soon I'd look at him?' he says.
+'Wa'al, I hain't no objections, but I guess he's more of a hoss than the
+dominie 'd care for, but I'll go an' fetch him out,' I says. So I
+brought him out, an' the deakin looked him all over. I see it was a case
+of love at fust sight, as the story-books says. 'Looks all right,' he
+says. 'I'll tell ye,' I says, 'what the feller I bought him of told me.'
+'What's that?' says the deakin. 'He said to me,' I says, '"that hoss
+hain't got a scratch ner a pimple on him. He's sound an' kind, an' 'll
+stand without hitchin', an' a lady c'd drive him as well 's a man."'</p>
+
+<p>"'That's what he said to me,' I says, 'an' it's every word on't true.
+You've seen whether or not he c'n travel,' I says, 'an', so fur 's I've
+seen, he ain't 'fraid of nothin'.' 'D'ye want to sell him?' the deakin
+says. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I ain't offerin' him fer sale. You'll go a good
+ways,' I says, ''fore you'll strike such another; but, of course, he
+ain't the only hoss in the world, an' I never had anythin' in the hoss
+line I wouldn't sell at <i>some</i> price.' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'what d' ye ask
+fer him?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'if my own brother was to ask me that
+question I'd say to him two hunderd dollars, cash down, an' I wouldn't
+hold the offer open an hour,' I says."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"My!" ejaculated Aunt Polly. "Did he take you up?"</p>
+
+<p>"'That's more'n I give fer a hoss 'n a good while,' he says, shakin' his
+head, 'an' more'n I c'n afford, I'm 'fraid.' 'All right,' I says; 'I c'n
+afford to keep him'; but I knew I had the deakin same as the woodchuck
+had Skip. 'Hitch up the roan,' I says to Mike; 'the deakin wants to be
+took up to his house.' 'Is that your last word?' he says. 'That's what
+it is,' I says. 'Two hunderd, cash down.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't ye dast to trust the deakin?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"Polly," said David, "the's a number of holes in a ten-foot ladder."
+Mrs. Bixbee seemed to understand this rather ambiguous rejoinder.</p>
+
+<p>"He must 'a' squirmed some," she remarked. David laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"The deakin ain't much used to payin' the other feller's price," he
+said, "an' it was like pullin' teeth; but he wanted that hoss more'n a
+cow wants a calf, an' after a little more squimmidgin' he hauled out his
+wallet an' forked over. Mike come out with the roan, an' off the deakin
+went, leadin' the bay hoss."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see," said Mrs. Bixbee, looking up at her brother, "thet after
+all the' was anythin' you said to the deakin thet he could ketch holt
+on."</p>
+
+<p>"The' wa'n't nothin'," he replied. "The only thing he c'n complain
+about's what I <i>didn't</i> say to him."</p>
+
+<p>"Hain't he said anythin' to ye?" Mrs. Bixbee inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"He, he, he, he! He hain't but once, an' the' wa'n't but little of it
+then."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"How?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, the day but one after the deakin sold himself Mr.
+Stickin'-Plaster I had an arrant three four mile or so up past his
+place, an' when I was comin' back, along 'bout four or half past, it
+come on to rain like all possessed. I had my old umbrel'&mdash;though it
+didn't hender me f'm gettin' more or less wet&mdash;an' I sent the old mare
+along fer all she knew. As I come along to within a mile f'm the
+deakin's house I seen somebody in the road, an' when I come up closter I
+see it was the deakin himself, in trouble, an' I kind o' slowed up to
+see what was goin' on. There he was, settin' all humped up with his ole
+broad-brim hat slopin' down his back, a-sheddin' water like a roof. Then
+I seen him lean over an' larrup the hoss with the ends of the lines fer
+all he was wuth. It appeared he hadn't no whip, an' it wouldn't done him
+no good if he'd had. Wa'al, sir, rain or no rain, I jest pulled up to
+watch him. He'd larrup a spell, an' then he'd set back; an' then he'd
+lean over an' try it agin, harder'n ever. Scat my &mdash;&mdash;! I thought I'd
+die a-laughin'. I couldn't hardly cluck to the mare when I got ready to
+move on. I drove alongside an' pulled up. 'Hullo, deakin,' I says,
+'what's the matter?' He looked up at me, an' I won't say he was the
+maddest man I ever see, but he was long ways the maddest-lookin' man,
+an' he shook his fist at me jest like one o' the unregen'rit. 'Consarn
+ye, Dave Harum!' he says, 'I'll hev the law on ye fer this.' 'What fer?'
+I says. 'I didn't make it come on to rain, did I?' I says. 'You know
+mighty well what fer,' he says. 'You sold me this <i>damned beast</i>,' he
+says, 'an' he's balked with me <i>nine</i> times this afternoon, an' I'll fix
+ye for 't,'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> he says. 'Wa'al, deakin,' I says, 'I'm 'fraid the squire's
+office 'll be shut up 'fore you <i>git</i> there, but I'll take any word
+you'd like to send. You know I told ye,' I says, 'that he'd stand
+'ithout hitchin'.' An' at that he only jest kind o' choked an'
+sputtered. He was so mad he couldn't say nothin', an' on I drove, an'
+when I got about forty rod or so I looked back, an' there was the deakin
+a-comin' along the road with as much of his shoulders as he could git
+under his hat an' <i>leadin'</i> his new hoss. He, he, he, he! Oh, my stars
+an' garters! Say, Polly, it paid me fer bein' born into this vale o'
+tears. It did, I declare for't!" Aunt Polly wiped her eyes on her apron.</p>
+
+<p>"But, Dave," she said, "did the deakin really say&mdash;<i>that word</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he replied, "if 'twa'n't that it was the puttiest imitation
+on't that ever I heard."</p>
+
+<p>"David," she continued, "don't you think it putty mean to badger the
+deakin so't he swore, an' then laugh 'bout it? An' I s'pose you've told
+the story all over."</p>
+
+<p>"Mis' Bixbee," said David emphatically, "if I'd paid good money to see a
+funny show I'd be a blamed fool if I didn't laugh, wouldn't I? That
+specticle of the deakin cost me consid'able, but it was more'n wuth it.
+But," he added, "I guess, the way the thing stands now, I ain't so much
+out on the hull."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee looked at him inquiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, you know Dick Larrabee?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>She nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, three four days after the shower, an' the story 'd got aroun'
+some&mdash;as <i>you</i> say, the deakin <i>is</i> consid'able of a talker&mdash;I got holt
+of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> Dick&mdash;I've done him some favors an' he natur'ly expects more&mdash;an' I
+says to him: 'Dick,' I says, 'I hear 't Deakin Perkins has got a hoss
+that don't jest suit him&mdash;hain't got knee-action enough at times,' I
+says, 'an' mebbe he'll sell him reasonable.' 'I've heerd somethin' about
+it,' says Dick, laughin'. 'One of them kind o' hosses 't you don't like
+to git ketched out in the rain with,' he says. 'Jes' so,' I says. 'Now,'
+I says, 'I've got a notion 't I'd like to own that hoss at a price, an'
+that mebbe <i>I</i> c'd git him home even if it did rain. Here's a hunderd
+an' ten,' I says, 'an' I want you to see how fur it'll go to buyin' him.
+If you git me the hoss you needn't bring none on't back. Want to try?' I
+says. 'All right,' he says, an' took the money. 'But,' he says, 'won't
+the deakin suspicion that it comes from you?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'my
+portrit ain't on none o' the bills, an' I reckon <i>you</i> won't tell him
+so, out an' out,' an' off he went. Yistidy he come in, an' I says,
+'Wa'al, done anythin'?' 'The hoss is in your barn,' he says. 'Good fer
+you!' I says. 'Did you make anythin'?' 'I'm satisfied,' he says. 'I made
+a ten-dollar note.' An' that's the net results on't," concluded David,
+"that I've got the hoss, an' he's cost me jest thirty-five dollars."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Master Jacky Carling was a very nice boy, but not at that time in his
+career the safest person to whom to intrust a missive in case its sure
+and speedy delivery were a matter of importance. But he protested with
+so much earnestness and good will that it should be put into the very
+first post-box he came to on his way to school, and that nothing could
+induce him to forget it, that Mary Blake, his aunt, confidante and not
+unfrequently counsel and advocate, gave it him to post, and dismissed
+the matter from her mind. Unfortunately the weather, which had been very
+frosty, had changed in the night to a summer-like mildness. As Jacky
+opened the door, three or four of his school-fellows were passing. He
+felt the softness of the spring morning, and to their injunction to
+"Hurry up and come along!" replied with an entreaty to "Wait a minute
+till he left his overcoat" (all boys hate an overcoat), and plunged back
+into the house.</p>
+
+<p>If John Lenox (John Knox Lenox) had received Miss Blake's note of
+condolence and sympathy, written in reply to his own, wherein, besides
+speaking of his bereavement, he had made allusion to some changes in his
+prospects and some necessary alterations in his ways for a time, he
+might perhaps have read between the lines<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> something more than merely a
+kind expression of her sorrow for the trouble which had come upon him,
+and the reminder that he had friends who, if they could not do more to
+lessen his grief, would give him their truest sympathy. And if some days
+later he had received a second note, saying that she and her people were
+about to go away for some months, and asking him to come and see them
+before their departure, it is possible that very many things set forth
+in this narrative would not have happened.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Life had always been made easy for John Lenox, and his was not the
+temperament to interpose obstacles to the process. A course at Andover
+had been followed by two years at Princeton; but at the end of the
+second year it had occurred to him that practical life ought to begin
+for him, and he had thought it rather fine of himself to undertake a
+clerkship in the office of Rush &amp; Co., where in the ensuing year and a
+half or so, though he took his work in moderation, he got a fair
+knowledge of accounts and the ways and methods of "the Street." But that
+period of it was enough. He found himself not only regretting the
+abandonment of his college career, but feeling that the thing for which
+he had given it up had been rather a waste of time. He came to the
+conclusion that, though he had entered college later than most, even now
+a further acquaintance with text-books and professors was more to be
+desired than with ledgers and brokers. His father (somewhat to his
+wonderment, and possibly a little to his chagrin) seemed rather to
+welcome the suggestion that he spend a couple of years in Europe, taking
+some lectures at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> Heidelberg or elsewhere, and traveling; and in the
+course of that time he acquired a pretty fair working acquaintance with
+German, brought his knowledge of French up to about the same point, and
+came back at the end of two years with a fine and discriminating taste
+in beer, and a scar over his left eyebrow which could be seen if
+attention were called to it.</p>
+
+<p>He started upon his return without any definite intentions or for any
+special reason, except that he had gone away for two years and that the
+two years were up. He had carried on a desultory correspondence with his
+father, who had replied occasionally, rather briefly, but on the whole
+affectionately. He had noticed that during the latter part of his stay
+abroad the replies had been more than usually irregular, but had
+attributed no special significance to the fact. It was not until
+afterward that it occurred to him that in all their correspondence his
+father had never alluded in any way to his return.</p>
+
+<p>On the passenger list of the Altruria John came upon the names of Mr.
+and Mrs. Julius Carling and Miss Blake.</p>
+
+<p>"Blake, Blake," he said to himself. "Carling&mdash;I seem to remember to have
+known that name at some time. It must be little Mary Blake whom I knew
+as a small girl years ago, and, yes, Carling was the name of the man her
+sister married. Well, well, I wonder what she is like. Of course, I
+shouldn't know her from Eve now, or she me from Adam. All I can remember
+seems to be a pair of very slim and active legs, a lot of flying hair, a
+pair of brownish-gray or grayish-brown eyes, and that I thought her a
+very nice girl, as girls went. But it doesn't in the least follow that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+I might think so now, and shipboard is pretty close quarters for seven
+or eight days."</p>
+
+<p>Dinner is by all odds the chief event of the day on board ship to those
+who are able to dine, and they will leave all other attractions, even
+the surpassingly interesting things which go on in the smoking-room, at
+once on the sound of the gong of promise. On this first night of the
+voyage the ship was still in smooth water at dinner time, and many a
+place was occupied which would know its occupant for the first, and very
+possibly for the last, time. The passenger list was fairly large, but
+not full. John had assigned to him a seat at a side table. He was
+hungry, having had no luncheon but a couple of biscuits and a glass of
+"bitter," and was taking his first mouthful of Perrier-Jouet, after the
+soup, and scanning the dinner card when the people at his table came in.
+The man of the trio was obviously an invalid of the nervous variety, and
+the most decided type. The small, dark woman who took the corner seat at
+his left was undoubtedly, from the solicitous way in which she adjusted
+a small shawl about his shoulders&mdash;to his querulous uneasiness&mdash;his
+wife. There was a good deal of white in the dark hair, brushed smoothly
+back from her face.</p>
+
+<p>A tall girl, with a mass of brown hair under a felt traveling hat, took
+the corner seat at the man's right. That was all the detail of her
+appearance which the brief glance that John allowed himself revealed to
+him at the moment, notwithstanding the justifiable curiosity which he
+had with regard to the people with whom he was likely to come more or
+less in contact for a number of days. But though their faces, so far as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+he had seen them, were unfamiliar to him, their identity was made plain
+to him by the first words which caught his ear. There were two soups on
+the <i>menu</i>, and the man's mind instantly poised itself between them.</p>
+
+<p>"Which soup shall I take?" he asked, turning with a frown of uncertainty
+to his wife.</p>
+
+<p>"I should say the <i>consomm&eacute;</i>, Julius," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought I should like the broth better," he objected.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think it will disagree with you," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I had better have the <i>consomm&eacute;</i>," he argued, looking with
+appeal to his wife and then to the girl at his right. "Which would you
+take, Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"I?" said the young woman; "I should take both in my present state of
+appetite.&mdash;Steward, bring both soups.&mdash;What wine shall I order for you,
+Julius? I want some champagne, and I prescribe it for you. After your
+mental struggle over the soup question you need a quick stimulant."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think a red wine would be better for me?" he asked; "or
+perhaps some sauterne? I'm afraid that I sha'n't go to sleep if I drink
+champagne. In fact, I don't think I had better take any wine at all.
+Perhaps some ginger ale or Apollinaris water."</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said decisively, "whatever you decide upon, you know that
+you'll think whatever I have better for you, and I shall want more than
+one glass, and Alice wants some, too. Oh, yes, you do, and I shall order
+a quart of champagne.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>&mdash;Steward"&mdash;giving her order&mdash;"please be as quick
+as you can."</p>
+
+<p>John had by this fully identified his neighbors, and the talk which
+ensued between them, consisting mostly of controversies between the
+invalid and his family over the items of the bill of fare, every course
+being discussed as to its probable effect upon his stomach or his
+nerves&mdash;the question being usually settled with a whimsical
+high-handedness by the young woman&mdash;gave him a pretty good notion of
+their relations and the state of affairs in general. Notwithstanding
+Miss Blake's benevolent despotism, the invalid was still wrangling
+feebly over some last dish when John rose and went to the smoking room
+for his coffee and cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>When he stumbled out in search of his bath the next morning the steamer
+was well out, and rolling and pitching in a way calculated to disturb
+the gastric functions of the hardiest. But, after a shower of sea water
+and a rub down, he found himself with a feeling for bacon and eggs that
+made him proud of himself, and he went in to breakfast to find, rather
+to his, surprise, that Miss Blake was before him, looking as
+fresh&mdash;well, as fresh as a handsome girl of nineteen or twenty and in
+perfect health could look. She acknowledged his perfunctory bow as he
+took his seat with a stiff little bend of the head; but later on, when
+the steward was absent on some order, he elicited a "Thank you!" by
+handing her something which he saw she wanted, and, one thing leading to
+another, as things have a way of doing where young and attractive people
+are concerned, they were presently engaged in an interchange of small
+talk, but before John was moved to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> point of disclosing himself on
+the warrant of a former acquaintance she had finished her breakfast.</p>
+
+<p>The weather continued very stormy for two days, and during that time
+Miss Blake did not appear at table. At any rate, if she breakfasted
+there it was either before or after his appearance, and he learned
+afterward that she had taken luncheon and dinner in her sister's room.</p>
+
+<p>The morning of the third day broke bright and clear. There was a long
+swell upon the sea, but the motion of the boat was even and endurable to
+all but the most susceptible. As the morning advanced the deck began to
+fill with promenaders, and to be lined with chairs, holding wrapped-up
+figures, showing faces of all shades of green and gray.</p>
+
+<p>John, walking for exercise, and at a wholly unnecessary pace, turning at
+a sharp angle around the deck house, fairly ran into the girl about whom
+he had been wondering for the last two days. She received his somewhat
+incoherent apologies, regrets, and self-accusations in such a spirit of
+forgiveness that before long they were supplementing their first
+conversation with something more personal and satisfactory; and when he
+came to the point of saying that half by accident he had found out her
+name, and begged to be allowed to tell her his own, she looked at him
+with a smile of frank amusement and said: "It is quite unnecessary, Mr.
+Lenox. I knew you instantly when I saw you at table the first night;
+but," she added mischievously, "I am afraid your memory for people you
+have known is not so good as mine."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "you will admit, I think,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> that the change from a
+little girl in short frocks to a tall young woman in a tailor-made gown
+might be more disguising than what might happen with a boy of fifteen or
+so. I saw your name in the passenger list with Mr. and Mrs. Carling, and
+wondered if it could be the Mary Blake whom I really did remember, and
+the first night at dinner, when I heard your sister call Mr. Carling
+'Julius,' and heard him call you 'Mary,' I was sure of you. But I hardly
+got a fair look at your face, and, indeed, I confess that if I had had
+no clew at all I might not have recognized you."</p>
+
+<p>"I think you would have been quite excusable," she replied, "and whether
+you would or would not have known me is 'one of those things that no
+fellow can find out,' and isn't of supreme importance anyway. We each
+know who the other is now, at all events."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, "I am happy to think that we have come to a conclusion
+on that point. But how does it happen that I have heard nothing of you
+all these years, or you of me, as I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"For the reason, I fancy," she replied, "that during that period of
+short frocks with me my sister married Mr. Carling and took me with her
+to Chicago, where Mr. Carling was in business. We have been back in New
+York only for the last two or three years."</p>
+
+<p>"It might have been on the cards that I should come across you in
+Europe," said John. "The beaten track is not very broad. How long have
+you been over?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only about six months," she replied. "We have been at one or another of
+the German Spas most of the time, as we went abroad for Mr. Carling's
+health, and we are on our way home<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> on about such an impulse as that
+which started us off&mdash;he thinks now that he will be better off there."</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid you have not derived much pleasure from your European
+experiences," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "If ever you saw a young woman who was glad
+and thankful to turn her face toward home, <i>I</i> am that person. I think
+that one of the heaviest crosses humanity has to bear is to have
+constantly to decide between two or more absolutely trivial conclusions
+in one's own affairs; but when one is called upon to multiply one's
+useless perplexities by, say, ten, life is really a burden.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," she added after a pause, "you couldn't help hearing our
+discussions at dinner the other night, and I have wondered a little what
+you must have thought."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, "I did hear it. Is it the regular thing, if I may ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," she replied, with a tone of sadness; "it has grown to be."</p>
+
+<p>"It must be very trying at times," John remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"It is, indeed," she said, "and would often be unendurable to me if it
+were not for my sense of humor, as it would be to my sister if it were
+not for her love, for Julius is really a very lovable man, and I, too,
+am very fond of him. But I must laugh sometimes, though my better nature
+should rather, I suppose, impel me to sighs.'"</p>
+
+<p>"'A little laughter is much more worth,'" he quoted.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>They were leaning upon the rail at the stern of the ship, which was
+going with what little wind there was, and a following sea, with which,
+as it plunged down the long slopes of the waves, the vessel seemed to be
+running a victorious race. The sea was a deep sapphire, and in the wake
+the sunlight turned the broken water to vivid emerald. The air was of a
+caressing softness, and altogether it was a day and scene of
+indescribable beauty and inspiration. For a while there was silence
+between them, which John broke at last.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," he said, "that one would best show his appreciation of all
+this by refraining from the comment which must needs be comparatively
+commonplace, but really this is so superb that I must express some of my
+emotion even at the risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste,
+provided, of course, that you have one."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she said, laughing, "it may relieve your mind, if you care, to
+know that had you kept silent an instant longer I should have taken the
+risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste, provided, of course,
+that you have one, by remarking that this was perfectly magnificent."</p>
+
+<p>"I should think that this would be the sort<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> of day to get Mr. Carling
+on deck. This air and sun would brace him up," said John.</p>
+
+<p>She turned to him with a laugh, and said: "That is the general opinion,
+or was two hours ago; but I'm afraid it's out of the question now,
+unless we can manage it after luncheon."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?" he asked with a puzzled smile at the mixture of
+annoyance and amusement visible in her face. "Same old story?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, "same old story. When I went to my breakfast I
+called at my sister's room and said, '"Come, boys and girls, come out to
+play, the sun doth shine as bright as day," and when I've had my
+breakfast I'm coming to lug you both on deck. It's a perfectly glorious
+morning, and it will do you both no end of good after being shut up so
+long.' 'All right,' my sister answered, 'Julius has quite made up his
+mind to go up as soon as he is dressed. You call for us in half an hour,
+and we will be ready.'"</p>
+
+<p>"And wouldn't he come?" John asked; "and why not?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she exclaimed with a laugh and a shrug of her shoulders, "shoes."</p>
+
+<p>"Shoes!" said John. "What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just what I say," was the rejoinder. "When I went back to the room I
+found my brother-in-law sitting on the edge of the lounge, or what you
+call it, all dressed but his coat, rubbing his chin between his finger
+and thumb, and gazing with despairing perplexity at his feet. It seems
+that my sister had got past all the other dilemmas, but in a moment of
+inadvertence had left the shoe question to him, with the result that he
+had put on one russet shoe and one black one,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> and had laced them up
+before discovering the discrepancy."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see anything very difficult in that situation," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you?" she said scornfully. "No, I suppose not, but it was quite
+enough for Julius, and more than enough for my sister and me. His first
+notion was to take off <i>both</i> shoes and begin all over again, and
+perhaps if he had been allowed to carry it out he would have been all
+right; but Alice was silly enough to suggest the obvious thing to
+him&mdash;to take off one, and put on the mate to the other&mdash;and then the
+trouble began. First he was in favor of the black shoes as being thicker
+in the sole, and then he reflected that they hadn't been blackened since
+coming on board. It seemed to him that the russets were more appropriate
+anyway, but the blacks were easier to lace. Had I noticed whether the
+men on board were wearing russet or black as a rule, and did Alice
+remember whether it was one of the russets or one of the blacks that he
+was saying the other day pinched his toe? He didn't quite like the looks
+of a russet shoe with dark trousers, and called us to witness that those
+he had on were dark; but he thought he remembered that it was the black
+shoe which pinched him. He supposed he could change his trousers&mdash;and so
+on, and so on, <i>al fine</i>, <i>de capo</i>, <i>ad lib.</i>, sticking out first one
+foot and then the other, lifting them alternately to his knee for
+scrutiny, appealing now to Alice and now to me, and getting more
+hopelessly bewildered all the time. It went on that way for, it seemed
+to me, at least half an hour, and at last I said, 'Oh, come now, Julius,
+take off the brown shoe&mdash;it's too thin, and doesn't go with your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span> dark
+trousers, and pinches your toe, and none of the men are wearing
+them&mdash;and just put on the other black one, and come along. We're all
+suffocating for some fresh air, and if you don't get started pretty soon
+we sha'n't get on deck to-day.' 'Get on deck!' he said, looking up at me
+with a puzzled expression, and holding fast to the brown shoe on his
+knee with both hands, as if he were afraid I would take it away from him
+by main strength&mdash;'get on deck! Why&mdash;why&mdash;I believe I'd better not go
+out this morning, don't you?'"</p>
+
+<p>"And then?" said John after a pause.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she replied, "I looked at Alice, and she shook her head as much to
+say, 'It's no use for the present,' and I fled the place."</p>
+
+<p>"M'm!" muttered John. "He must have been a nice traveling companion. Has
+it been like that all the time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Most of it," she said, "but not quite all, and this morning was rather
+an exaggeration of the regular thing. But getting started on a journey
+was usually pretty awful. Once we quite missed our train because he
+couldn't make up his mind whether to put on a light overcoat or a heavy
+one. I finally settled the question for him, but we were just too late."</p>
+
+<p>"You must be a very amiable person," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, I am not," she declared, "but Julius is, and it's almost
+impossible to be really put out with him, particularly in his condition.
+I have come to believe that he can not help it, and he submits to my
+bullying with such sweetness that even my impatience gives way."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you three people been alone together all the time?" John asked.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, "except for four or five weeks. We visited some
+American friends in Berlin, the Nollises, for a fortnight, and after our
+visit to them they traveled with us for three weeks through South
+Germany and Switzerland. We parted with them at Metz only about three
+weeks since."</p>
+
+<p>"How did Mr. Carling seem while you were all together?" asked John,
+looking keenly at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she replied, "he was more like himself than I have seen him for a
+long time&mdash;since he began to break down, in fact."</p>
+
+<p>He turned his eyes from her face as she looked up at him, and as he did
+not speak she said suggestively, "You are thinking something you don't
+quite like to say, but I think I know pretty nearly what it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?" said John, with a query.</p>
+
+<p>"You think he has had too much feminine companionship, or had it too
+exclusively. Is that it? You need not be afraid to say so."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "if you put it 'too exclusively,' I will admit that
+there was something of the sort in my mind, and," he added, "if you will
+let me say so, it must at times have been rather hard for him to be
+interested or amused&mdash;that it must have&mdash;that is to say&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, <i>say</i> it!" she exclaimed. "It must have been very <i>dull</i> for him.
+Is that it?"</p>
+
+<p>"'Father,'" said John with a grimace, "'I can not tell a lie!'"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she said, laughing, "your hatchet isn't very sharp. I forgive you.
+But really," she added, "I know it has been. You will laugh when I tell
+you the one particular resource we fell back upon."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Bid me to laugh, and I will laugh," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Euchre!" she said, looking at him defiantly. "Two-handed euchre! We
+have played, as nearly as I can estimate, fifteen hundred games, in
+which he has held both bowers and the ace of trumps&mdash;or something
+equally victorious&mdash;I should say fourteen hundred times. Oh!" she
+cried, with an expression of loathing, "may I never, never, never see a
+card again as long as I live!" John laughed without restraint, and after
+a petulant little <i>moue</i> she joined him.</p>
+
+<p>"May I light up my pipe?" he said. "I will get to leeward."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall not mind in the least," she assented.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way," he asked, "does Mr. Carling smoke?"</p>
+
+<p>"He used to," she replied, "and while we were with the Nollises he
+smoked every day, but after we left them he fell back into the notion
+that it was bad for him."</p>
+
+<p>John filled and lighted his pipe in silence, and after a satisfactory
+puff or two said: "Will Mr. Carling go in to dinner to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, "I think he will if it is no rougher than at
+present."</p>
+
+<p>"It will probably be smoother," said John. "You must introduce me to
+him&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she interrupted, "of course, but it will hardly be necessary, as
+Alice and I have spoken so often to him of you&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I was going to say," John resumed, "that he may possibly let me take
+him off your hands a little, and after dinner will be the best time. I
+think if I can get him into the smoking room that a cigar
+and&mdash;and&mdash;something hot with a bit<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> of lemon peel and so forth later on
+may induce him to visit with me for a while, and pass the evening, or
+part of it."</p>
+
+<p>"You want to be an angel!" she exclaimed. "Oh, I&mdash;we&mdash;shall be so
+obliged. I know it's just what he wants&mdash;some <i>man</i> to take him in
+hand."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm in no hurry to be an angel," said John, laughing, and, with a bow,
+"It's better sometimes to be <i>near</i> the rose than to <i>be</i> the rose, and
+you are proposing to overpay me quite. I shall enjoy doing what I
+proposed, if it be possible."</p>
+
+<p>Their talk then drifted off into various channels as topics suggested
+themselves until the ship's bell sounded the luncheon hour. Miss Blake
+went to join her sister and brother-in-law, but John had some bread and
+cheese and beer in the smoking room. It appeared that the ladies had
+better success than in the morning, for he saw them later on in their
+steamer chairs with Mr. Carling, who was huddled in many wraps, with the
+flaps of his cap down over his ears. All the chairs were full&mdash;his own
+included (as happens to easy-tempered men)&mdash;and he had only a brief
+colloquy with the party. He noticed, however, that Mr. Carling had on
+the russet shoes, and wondered if they pinched him. In fact, though he
+couldn't have said exactly why, he rather hoped that they did. He had
+just that sympathy for the nerves of two-and-fifty which is to be
+expected from those of five-and-twenty&mdash;that is, very little.</p>
+
+<p>When he went in to dinner the Carlings and Miss Blake had been at table
+some minutes. There had been the usual controversy about what Mr.
+Carling would drink with his dinner, and he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> had decided upon
+Apollinaris water. But Miss Blake, with an idea of her own, had given an
+order for champagne, and was exhibiting some consternation, real or
+assumed, at the fact of having a whole bottle brought in with the cork
+extracted&mdash;a customary trick at sea.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you will help me out," she said to John as he bowed and seated
+himself. "'Some one has blundered,' and here is a whole bottle of
+champagne which must be drunk to save it. Are you prepared to help turn
+my, or somebody's, blunder into hospitality?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am prepared to make any sacrifice," said John, laughing, "in the
+sacred cause."</p>
+
+<p>"No less than I expected of you," she said. "<i>Noblesse oblige!</i> Please
+fill your glass."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks," said John. "Permit me," and he filled her own as well.</p>
+
+<p>As the meal proceeded there was some desultory talk about the weather,
+the ship's run, and so on; but Mrs. Carling was almost silent, and her
+husband said but little more. Even Miss Blake seemed to have something
+on her mind, and contributed but little to the conversation. Presently
+Mr. Carling said, "Mary, do you think a mouthful of wine would hurt me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not," was the reply. "It will do you good," reaching over for
+his glass and pouring the wine.</p>
+
+<p>"That's enough, that's enough!" he protested as the foam came up to the
+rim of the glass. She proceeded to fill it up to the brim and put it
+beside him, and later, as she had opportunity, kept it replenished.</p>
+
+<p>As the dinner concluded, John said to Mr. Carling: "Won't you go up to
+the smoking room<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span> with me for coffee? I like a bit of tobacco with mine,
+and I have some really good cigars and some cigarettes&mdash;if you prefer
+them&mdash;that I can vouch for."</p>
+
+<p>As usual, when the unexpected was presented to his mind, Mr. Carling
+passed the perplexity on to his women-folk. At this time, however, his
+dinner and the two glasses of wine which Miss Blake had contrived that
+he should swallow had braced him up, and John's suggestion was so warmly
+seconded by the ladies that, after some feeble protests and misgivings,
+he yielded, and John carried him off.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope it won't upset Julius," said Mrs. Carling doubtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"It won't do anything of the sort," her sister replied. "He will get
+through the evening without worrying himself and you into fits, and, if
+Mr. Lenox succeeds, you won't see anything of him till ten o'clock or
+after, and not then, I hope. Mind, you're to be sound asleep when he
+comes in&mdash;snore a little if necessary&mdash;and let him get to bed without
+any talk at all."</p>
+
+<p>"Why do you say 'if Mr. Lenox succeeds'?" asked Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"It was his suggestion," Miss Blake answered. "We had been talking about
+Julius, and he finally told me he thought he would be the better of an
+occasional interval of masculine society, and I quite agreed with him.
+You know how much he enjoyed being with George Nollis, and how much like
+himself he appeared."</p>
+
+<p>"That is true," said Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"And you know that just as soon as he got alone again with us two women
+he began backing and filling as badly as ever. I believe Mr.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> Lenox is
+right, and that Julius is just petticoated to death between us."</p>
+
+<p>"Did Mr. Lenox say that?" asked Mrs. Carling incredulously.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said her sister, laughing, "he didn't make use of precisely that
+figure, but that was what he thought plainly enough."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think of Mr. Lenox?" said Mrs. Carling irrelevantly. "Do
+you like him? I thought that he looked at you very admiringly once or
+twice to-night," she added, with her eyes on her sister's face.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mary, with a petulant toss of the head, "except that I've
+had about an hour's talk with him, and that I knew him when we were
+children&mdash;at least when I was a child&mdash;he is a perfect stranger to me,
+and I do wish," she added in a tone of annoyance, "that you would give
+up that fad of yours, that every man who comes along is going to&mdash;to&mdash;be
+a nuisance."</p>
+
+<p>"He seems very pleasant," said Mrs. Carling, meekly ignoring her
+sister's reproach.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," she replied indifferently, "he's pleasant enough. Let us go
+up and have a walk on deck. I want you to be sound asleep when Julius
+comes in."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V.</h2>
+
+
+<p>John found his humane experiment pleasanter than he expected. Mr.
+Carling, as was to be anticipated, demurred a little at the coffee, and
+still more at the cigarette; but having his appetite for tobacco
+aroused, and finding that no alarming symptoms ensued, he followed it
+with a cigar and later on was induced to go the length of "Scotch and
+soda," under the pleasant effect of which&mdash;and John's sympathetic
+efforts&mdash;he was for the time transformed, the younger man being
+surprised to find him a man of interesting experience, considerable
+reading, and, what was most surprising, a jolly sense of humor and a
+fund of anecdotes which he related extremely well. The evening was a
+decided success, perhaps the best evidence of it coming at the last,
+when, at John's suggestion that they supplement their modest potations
+with a "night-cap," Mr. Carling cheerfully assented upon the condition
+that they should "have it with him"; and as he went along the deck after
+saying "Good night," John was positive that he heard a whistled tune.</p>
+
+<p>The next day was equally fine, but during the night the ship had run
+into the swell of a storm, and in the morning there was more motion than
+the weaker ones could relish. The sea grew quieter as the day advanced.
+John was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> early, and finished his breakfast before Miss Blake came in.
+He found her on deck about ten o'clock. She gave him her hand as they
+said good morning, and he turned and walked by her side.</p>
+
+<p>"How is your brother-in-law this morning?" he inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she said, laughing, "he's in a mixture of feeling very well and
+feeling that he ought not to feel so, but, as they are coming up pretty
+soon, it would appear that the misgivings are not overwhelming. He came
+in last night, and retired without saying a word. My sister pretended to
+be asleep. She says he went to sleep at once, and that she was awake at
+intervals and knows that he slept like a top. He won't make any very
+sweeping admissions, however, but has gone so far as to concede that he
+had a very pleasant evening&mdash;which is going a long way for him&mdash;and to
+say that you are a very agreeable young man. There! I didn't intend to
+tell you that, but you have been so good that perhaps so much as a
+second-hand compliment is no more than your due."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Carling is evidently a very
+discriminating person. Really it wasn't good of me at all. I was quite
+the gainer, for he entertained me more than I did him. We had a very
+pleasant evening, and I hope we shall have more of them, I do, indeed. I
+got an entirely different impression of him," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said, "I can imagine that you did. He can be very agreeable,
+and he is really a man of a great deal of character when he is himself.
+He has been goodness itself to me, and has managed my affairs for years.
+Even to-day his judg<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>ment in business matters is wonderfully sound. If
+it had not been for him," she continued, "I don't know but I should have
+been a pauper. My father left a large estate, but he died very suddenly,
+and his affairs were very much spread out and involved and had to be
+carried along. Julius put himself into the breach, and not only saved
+our fortunes, but has considerably increased them. Of course, Alice is
+his wife, but I feel very grateful to him on my own account. I did not
+altogether appreciate it at the time, but now I shudder to think that I
+might have had either to 'fend for myself' or be dependent."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think that dependence would have suited your book," was John's
+comment as he took in the lines of her clear-cut face.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she replied, "and I thank heaven that I have not had to endure it.
+I am not," she added, "so impressed with what money procures for people
+as what it saves them from."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, "I think your distinction is just. To possess it is to
+be free from some of the most disagreeable apprehensions certainly, but
+I confess, whether to my credit or my shame I don't know, I have never
+thought much about it. I certainly am not rich positively, and I haven't
+the faintest notion whether I may or not be prospectively. I have always
+had as much as I really needed, and perhaps more, but I know absolutely
+nothing about the future." They were leaning over the rail on the port
+side.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think," she said after a moment, looking at him thoughtfully,
+"that it was, if you will not think me presuming, a matter about which
+you might have some justifiable curiosity."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, not at all," he assured her, stepping<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span> to leeward and producing a
+cigar. "I have had some stirrings of late. And please don't think me an
+incorrigible idler. I spent nearly two years in a down-town office and
+earned&mdash;well, say half my salary. In fact, my business instincts were so
+strong that I left college after my second year for that purpose, but
+seeing no special chance of advancement in the race for wealth, and as
+my father seemed rather to welcome the idea, I broke off and went over
+to Germany. I haven't been quite idle, though I should be puzzled, I
+admit, to find a market for what I have to offer to the world. Would you
+be interested in a schedule of my accomplishments."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she said, "I should be charmed, but as I am every moment expecting
+the advent of my family, and as I am relied upon to locate them and tuck
+them up, I'm afraid I shall not have time to hear it."</p>
+
+<p>"No," he said, laughing, "it's quite too long."</p>
+
+<p>She was silent for some moments, gazing down into the water, apparently
+debating something in her mind, and quite unconscious of John's
+scrutiny. Finally she turned to him with a little laugh. "You might
+begin on your list, and if I am called away you can finish it at another
+time."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you didn't think I was speaking in earnest," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she replied, "I did not think you really intended to unpack your
+wares, but, speaking seriously&mdash;and at the risk, I fear, that you may
+think me rather 'cheeky,' if I may be allowed that expression&mdash;I know a
+good many men in America, and I think that without an exception they are
+professional men or business men, or,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> being neither&mdash;and I know but few
+such&mdash;have a competence or more; and I was wondering just now after what
+you told me what a man like you would or could do if he were thrown upon
+his own resources. I'm afraid that is rather frank for the acquaintance
+of a day, isn't it?" she asked with a slight flush, "but it really is
+not so personal as it may sound to you."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Miss Blake," he replied, "our acquaintance goes back at least
+ten years. Please let that fact count for something in your mind. The
+truth is, I have done some wondering along that same line myself without
+coming to any satisfactory conclusion. I devoutly hope I may not be so
+thrown absolutely, for the truth is I haven't a marketable commodity. 'A
+little Latin, and less Greek,' German and French enough to read and
+understand and talk&mdash;on the surface of things&mdash;and what mathematics,
+history, et cetera, I have not forgotten. I know the piano well enough
+to read and play an accompaniment after a fashion, and I have had some
+good teaching for the voice, and some experience in singing, at home and
+abroad. In fact, I come nearer to a market there, I think, than in any
+other direction perhaps. I have given some time to fencing in various
+schools, and before I left home Billy Williams would sometimes speak
+encouragingly of my progress with the gloves. There! That is my list,
+and not a dollar in it from beginning to end, I'm afraid."</p>
+
+<p>"Who is Billy Williams?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Billy," said John, "is the very mild-mannered and gentlemanlike
+'bouncer' at the Altman House, an ex-prize-fighter, and about the most
+accomplished member of his profession of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> his day and weight, who is
+employed to keep order and, if necessary, to thrust out the riotous who
+would disturb the contemplations of the lovers of art that frequent the
+bar of that hotel." It was to be seen that Miss Blake was not
+particularly impressed by this description of Billy and his functions,
+upon which she made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"You have not included in your list," she remarked, "what you acquired
+in the down-town office you told me of."</p>
+
+<p>"No, upon my word I had forgotten that, and it's about the only thing of
+use in the whole category," he answered. "If I were put to it, and could
+find a place, I think I might earn fifty dollars a month as a clerk or
+messenger, or something. Hullo! here are your people."</p>
+
+<p>He went forward with his companion and greeted Mrs. Carling and her
+husband, who returned his "Good morning" with a feeble smile, and
+submitted to his ministrations in the matter of chair and rugs with an
+air of unresisting invalidism, which was almost too obvious, he thought.
+But after luncheon John managed to induce him to walk for a while, to
+smoke a cigarette, and finally to brave the perils of a sherry and
+bitters before dinner. The ladies had the afternoon to themselves. John
+had no chance of a further visit with Mary during the day, a loss only
+partially made good to him by a very approving smile and a remark which
+she made to him at dinner, that he must be a lineal descendant of the
+Samaritan. Mr. Carling submitted himself to him for the evening. Indeed,
+it came about that for the rest of the voyage he had rather more of the
+company of that gentleman, who fairly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> attached himself to him, than,
+under all the circumstances, he cared for; but the gratitude of the
+ladies was so cordial that he felt paid for some sacrifices of his
+inclinations. And there was an hour or so every morning&mdash;for the fine
+weather lasted through&mdash;which he spent with Mary Blake, with increasing
+interest and pleasure, and he found himself inwardly rejoicing over a
+mishap to the engine which, though of no very great magnitude, would
+retard the passage by a couple of days.</p>
+
+<p>There can hardly be any conditions more favorable to the forming of
+acquaintanceships, friendships, and even more tender relations than are
+afforded by the life on board ship. There is opportunity, propinquity,
+and the community of interest which breaks down the barriers of ordinary
+reserve. These relations, to be sure, are not always of the most lasting
+character, and not infrequently are practically ended before the parties
+thereto are out of the custom-house officer's hands and fade into
+nameless oblivion, unless one happens to run across the passenger list
+among one's souvenirs. But there are exceptions. If at this time the
+question had been asked our friend, even by himself, whether, to put it
+plainly, he were in love with Mary Blake, he would, no doubt, have
+strenuously denied it; but it is certain that if any one had said or
+intimated that any feature or characteristic of hers was faulty or
+susceptible of any change for the better, he would have secretly
+disliked that person, and entertained the meanest opinion of that
+person's mental and moral attributes. He would have liked the voyage
+prolonged indefinitely, or, at any rate, as long as the provisions held
+out.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It has been remarked by some one that all mundane things come to an end
+sooner or later, and, so far as my experience goes, it bears out that
+statement. The engines were successfully repaired, and the ship
+eventually came to anchor outside the harbor about eleven o'clock on the
+night of the last day. Mary and John were standing together at the
+forward rail. There had been but little talk between them, and only of a
+desultory and impersonal character. As the anchor chains rattled in the
+hawse-pipes, John said, "Well, that ends it."</p>
+
+<p>"What ends what?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"The voyage, and the holiday, and the episode, and lots of things," he
+replied. "We have come to anchor."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said, "the voyage is over, that is true; but, for my part, if
+the last six months can be called a holiday, its end is welcome, and I
+should think you might be glad that your holiday is over, too. But I
+don't quite understand what you mean by 'the episode and lots of
+things.'"</p>
+
+<p>There was an undertone in her utterance which her companion did not
+quite comprehend, though it was obvious to him.</p>
+
+<p>"The episode of&mdash;of&mdash;our friendship, if I may call it so," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"I call it so," she said decisively. "You have certainly been a friend
+to <i>all</i> of us. This episode is over to be sure, but is there any more
+than that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Somebody says that 'friendship is largely a matter of streets,'" said
+John gloomily. "To-morrow you will go your way and I shall go mine."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, rather sharply, "that is true enough; but if that
+cynical quotation of yours has anything in it, it's equally true, isn't
+it, that friendship is a matter of cabs, and street cars, and the
+elevated road? Of course, we can hardly be expected to look you up, but
+Sixty-ninth Street isn't exactly in California, and the whole question
+lies with yourself. I don't know if you care to be told so, but Julius
+and my sister like you very much, and will welcome you heartily always."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, very much!" said John, staring straight out in front of him,
+and forming a determination that Sixty-ninth Street would see but
+precious little of <i>him</i>. She gave a side glance at him as he did not
+speak further. There was light enough to see the expression of his
+mouth, and she read his thought almost in words. She had thought that
+she had detected a suggestion of sentimentality on his part which she
+intended to keep strictly in abeyance, but in her intention not to seem
+to respond to it she had taken an attitude of coolness and a tone which
+was almost sarcastic, and now perceived that, so far as results were
+apparent, she had carried matters somewhat further than she intended.
+Her heart smote her a little, too, to think that he was hurt. She really
+liked him very much, and contritely recalled how kind and thoughtful and
+unselfish he had been, and how helpful, and she knew that it had been
+almost wholly for her. Yes, she was willing&mdash;and glad&mdash;to think so. But
+while she wished that she had taken a different line at the outset, she
+hated desperately to make any concession, and the seconds of their
+silence grew into minutes. She stole another glance at his face. It was
+plain that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> negotiations for harmony would have to begin with her.
+Finally she said in a quiet voice:</p>
+
+<p>"'Thanks, very much,' is an entirely polite expression, but it isn't
+very responsive."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought it met your cordiality quite half way," was the rejoinder.
+"Of course, I am glad to be assured of Mr. and Mrs. Carling's regard,
+and that they would be glad to see me, but I think I might have been
+justified in hoping that you would go a little further, don't you
+think?"</p>
+
+<p>He looked at her as he asked the question, but she did not turn her
+head. Presently she said in a low voice, and slowly, as if weighing her
+words:</p>
+
+<p>"Will it be enough if I say that I shall be very sorry if you do not
+come?" He put his left hand upon her right, which was resting on the
+rail, and for two seconds she let it stay.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, "thanks&mdash;very&mdash;much!"</p>
+
+<p>"I must go now," she said, turning toward him, and for a moment she
+looked searchingly in his face. "Good night," she said, giving him her
+hand, and John looked after her as she walked down the deck, and he knew
+how it was with him.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>John saw Miss Blake the next morning in the saloon among the passengers
+in line for the customs official. It was an easy conjecture that Mr.
+Carling's nerves were not up to committing himself to a "declaration" of
+any sort, and that Miss Blake was undertaking the duty for the party. He
+did not see her again until he had had his luggage passed and turned it
+over to an expressman. As he was on his way to leave the wharf he came
+across the group, and stopped to greet them and ask if he could be of
+service, and was told that their houseman had everything in charge, and
+that they were just going to their carriage, which was waiting. "And,"
+said Miss Blake, "if you are going up town, we can offer you a seat."</p>
+
+<p>"Sha'n't I discommode you?" he asked. "If you are sure I shall not, I
+shall be glad to be taken as far as Madison Avenue and Thirty-third
+Street, for I suppose that will be your route."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite sure," she replied, seconded by the Carlings, and so it happened
+that John went directly home instead of going first to his father's
+office. The weather was a chilly drizzle, and he was glad to be spared
+the discomfort of going about in it with hand-bag, overcoat, and
+umbrella, and felt a certain justification in conclud<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>ing that, after
+two years, a few hours more or less under the circumstances would make
+but little difference. And then, too, the prospect of half or
+three-quarters of an hour in Miss Blake's company, the Carlings
+notwithstanding, was a temptation to be welcomed. But if he had hoped or
+expected, as perhaps would have been not unnatural, to discover in that
+young woman's air any hint or trace of the feeling she had exhibited,
+or, perhaps it should be said, to a degree permitted to show itself,
+disappointment was his portion. Her manner was as much in contrast with
+that of the last days of their voyage together as the handsome street
+dress and hat in which she was attired bore to the dress and headgear of
+her steamer costume, and it almost seemed to him as if the contrasts
+bore some relation to each other. After the question of the carriage
+windows&mdash;whether they should be up or down, either or both, and how
+much&mdash;had been settled, and, as usual in such dilemmas, by Miss Blake,
+the drive up town was comparatively a silent one. John's mind was
+occupied with sundry reflections and speculations, of many of which his
+companion was the subject, and to some extent in noting the changes in
+the streets and buildings which an absence of two years made noticeable
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>Mary looked steadily out of window, lost in her own thoughts save for an
+occasional brief response to some casual comment or remark of John's.
+Mr. Carling had muffled himself past all talking, and his wife preserved
+the silence which was characteristic of her when unurged.</p>
+
+<p>John was set down at Thirty-third Street, and, as he made his adieus,
+Mrs. Carling said, "Do come and see us as soon as you can, Mr. Lenox";<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+but Miss Blake simply said "Good-by" as she gave him her hand for an
+instant, and he went on to his father's house.</p>
+
+<p>He let himself in with the latch-key which he had carried through all
+his absence, but was at once encountered by Jeffrey, who, with his wife,
+had for years constituted the domestic staff of the Lenox household.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Jeff," said John, as he shook hands heartily with the old
+servant, "how are you? and how is Ann? You don't look a day older, and
+the climate seems to agree with you, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"You're welcome home, Mr. John," replied Jeffrey, "and thank you, sir.
+Me and Ann is very well, sir. It's a pleasure to see you again and home.
+It is, indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Jeff," said John. "It's rather nice to be back. Is my room
+ready?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said Jeffrey, "I think it's all right, though we thought
+that maybe it 'd be later in the day when you got here, sir. We thought
+maybe you'd go to Mr. Lenox's office first."</p>
+
+<p>"I did intend to," said John, mounting the stairs, followed by Jeffrey
+with his bag, "but I had a chance to drive up with some friends, and the
+day is so beastly that I took advantage of it. How is my father?" he
+asked after entering the chamber, which struck him as being so strangely
+familiar and so familiarly strange.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir," said Jeffrey, "he's much about the same most ways, and then
+again he's different, too. Seeing him every day, perhaps I wouldn't
+notice so much; but if I was to say that he's kind of quieter, perhaps
+that'd be what I mean, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, smiling, "my father was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> about the quietest person I
+ever knew, and if he's grown more so&mdash;what do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir," replied the man, "I notice at table, sir, for one thing.
+We've been alone here off and on a good bit, sir, and he used always to
+have a pleasant word or two to say to me, and may be to ask me questions
+and that, sir; but for a long time lately he hardly seems to notice me.
+Of course, there ain't any need of his saying anything, because I know
+all he wants, seeing I've waited on him so long, but it's different in a
+way, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Does he go out in the evening to his club?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Very rarely, sir," said Jeffrey. "He mostly goes to his room after
+dinner, an' oftentimes I hear him walking up an' down, up an' down, and,
+sir," he added, "you know he often used to have some of his friends to
+dine with him, and that ain't happened in, I should guess, for a year."</p>
+
+<p>"Have things gone wrong with him in any way?" said John, a sudden
+anxiety overcoming some reluctance to question a servant on such a
+subject.</p>
+
+<p>"You mean about business, and such like?" replied Jeffrey. "No, sir, not
+so far as I know. You know, Mr. John, sir, that I pay all the house
+accounts, and there hasn't never been no&mdash;no shortness, as I might say,
+but we're living a bit simpler than we used to&mdash;in the matter of wine
+and such like&mdash;and, as I told you, we don't have comp'ny no more."</p>
+
+<p>"Is that all?" asked John, with some relief.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir," was the reply, "perhaps it's because Mr. Lenox is getting
+older and don't care so much about such things, but I have noticed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> that
+he hasn't had anything new from the tailor in a long time, and really,
+sir, though perhaps I oughtn't to say it, his things is getting a bit
+shabby, sir, and he used to be always so partic'lar."</p>
+
+<p>John got up and walked over to the window which looked out at the rear
+of the house. The words of the old servant disquieted him,
+notwithstanding that there was nothing so far that could not be
+accounted for without alarm. Jeffrey waited for a moment and then asked:</p>
+
+<p>"Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. John? Will you be having
+luncheon here, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, thank you, Jeff," said John; "nothing more now, and I will lunch
+here. I'll come down and see Ann presently."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir," said Jeffrey, and withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>The view from the back windows of most city houses is not calculated to
+arouse enthusiasm at the best of times, and the day was singularly
+dispiriting: a sky of lead and a drizzling rain, which emphasized the
+squalor of the back yards in view. It was all very depressing. Jeffrey's
+talk, though inconclusive, had stirred in John's mind an uneasiness
+which was near to apprehension. He turned and walked about the familiar
+room, recognizing the well-known furniture, his mother's picture over
+the mantel, the bookshelves filled with his boyhood's accumulations, the
+well-remembered pattern of the carpet, and the wall-paper&mdash;nothing was
+changed. It was all as he had left it two years ago, and for the time it
+seemed as if he had merely dreamed the life and experiences of those
+years. Indeed, it was with difficulty that he recalled any of them for
+the moment. And then suddenly there came<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span> into his mind the thought that
+he was at the beginning of a new epoch&mdash;that on this day his boyhood
+ended, for up to then he had been but a boy. The thought was very vivid.
+It had come, the time when he must take upon himself the
+responsibilities of his own life, and make it for himself; the time
+which he had looked forward to as to come some day, but not hitherto at
+any particular moment, and so not to be very seriously considered.</p>
+
+<p>It has been said that life had always been made easy for him, and that
+he had accepted the situation without protest. To easy-going natures the
+thought of any radical change in the current of affairs is usually
+unwelcome, but he was too young to find it really repugnant; and then,
+too, as he walked about the room with his hands in his pockets, it was
+further revealed to him that he had recently found a motive and impulse
+such as he had never had before. He recalled the talk that he had had
+with the companion of his voyage. He thought of her as one who could be
+tender to misfortune and charitable to incapacity, but who would have
+nothing but scorn for shiftlessness and malingering; and he realized
+that he had never cared for anything as for the good opinion of that
+young woman. No, there should be for him no more sauntering in the vales
+and groves, no more of loitering or dallying. He would take his place in
+the working world, and perhaps&mdash;some day&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>A thought came to him with the impact of a blow: What could he do? What
+work was there for him? How could he pull his weight in the boat? All
+his life he had depended upon some one else, with easy-going
+thoughtlessness. Hard<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>ly had it ever really occurred to him that he
+might have to make a career for himself. Of business he had thought as
+something which he should undertake some time, but it was always a
+business ready made to his hand, with plenty of capital not of his own
+acquiring&mdash;something for occupation, not of necessity. It came home to
+him that his father was his only resource, and that of his father's
+affairs he knew next to nothing.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to his affection for him, he had always had an unquestioning
+confidence in his father. It was his earliest recollection, and he still
+retained it to almost a childish extent. There had always been plenty.
+His own allowance, from time to time increased, though never
+extravagant, had always been ample, and on the one occasion when he had
+grievously exceeded it the excess had been paid with no more protest
+than a gentle "I think you ought not to have done this." The two had
+lived together when John was at home without ostentation or any
+appearance of style, but with every essential of luxury. The house and
+its furnishings were old-fashioned, but everything was of the best, and
+when three or four of the elder man's friends would come to dine, as
+happened occasionally, the contents of the cellar made them look at each
+other over their glasses. Mr. Lenox was very reticent in all matters
+relating to himself, and in his talks with his son, which were mostly at
+the table, rarely spoke of business matters in general, and almost never
+of his own. He had read well, and was fond of talking of his reading
+when he felt in the vein of talking, which was not always; but John had
+invariably found him ready with comment and sympathy upon the topics in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+which he himself had interest, and there was a strong if undemonstrative
+affection between the father and son.</p>
+
+<p>It was not strange, perhaps, all things considered, that John had come
+even to nearly six-and-twenty with no more settled intentions; that his
+boyhood should have been so long. He was not at all of a reckless
+disposition, and, notwithstanding the desultory way in which he had
+spent time, he had strong mental and moral fiber, and was capable of
+feeling deeply and enduringly. He had been desultory, but never before
+had he had much reason or warning against it. But now, he reflected, a
+time had come. Work he must, if only for work's sake, and work he would;
+and there was a touch of self-reproach in the thought of his father's
+increasing years and of his lonely life. He might have been a help and a
+companion during those two years of his not very fruitful European
+sojourn, and he would lose no time in finding out what there was for him
+to do, and in setting about it.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The day seemed very long. He ate his luncheon, having first paid a visit
+to Ann, who gave him an effusive welcome. Jeffrey waited, and during the
+meal they had some further talk, and among other things John said to
+him, "Does my father dress for dinner nowadays?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," was the reply, "I don't know when I've seen your father in
+his evenin' clothes, sir. Not for a long time, and then maybe two or
+three times the past year when he was going out to dinner, but not here,
+sir. Maybe it'll be different now you're back again, sir."</p>
+
+<p>After luncheon John's luggage arrived, and he superintended the
+unpacking, but that employment was comparatively brief. The day dragged
+with him. Truly his home-coming was rather a dreary affair. How
+different had been yesterday, and the day before, and all those days
+before when he had so enjoyed the ship life, and most of all the daily
+hour or more of the companionship which had grown to be of such
+surpassing interest to him, and now seemed so utterly a thing of the
+past.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, he should see her again. (He put aside a wonder if it would
+be within the proprieties on that evening or, at latest, the next.) But,
+in any case, "the episode," as he had said to her,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> was done, and it had
+been very pleasant&mdash;oh, yes, very dear to him. He wondered if she was
+finding the day as interminable as it seemed to him, and if the interval
+before they saw each other again would seem as long as his impatience
+would make it for him. Finally, the restless dullness became
+intolerable. He sallied forth into the weather and went to his club,
+having been on non-resident footing during his absence, and, finding
+some men whom he knew, spent there the rest of the afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>His father was at home and in his room when John got back.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, father," he said, "the prodigal has returned."</p>
+
+<p>"He is very welcome," was the reply, as the elder man took both his
+son's hands and looked at him affectionately. "You seem very well."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John; "and how are you, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"About as usual, I think," said Mr. Lenox.</p>
+
+<p>They looked at each other for a moment in silence. John thought that his
+father seemed thinner than formerly, and he had instantly observed that
+a white beard covered the always hitherto smooth-shaven chin, but he
+made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"The old place appears very familiar," he remarked. "Nothing is changed
+or even moved, as I can see, and Ann and Jeff are just the same old
+sixpences as ever."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said his father, "two years make less difference with old people
+and their old habits than with young ones. You will have changed more
+than we have, I fancy."</p>
+
+<p>"Do we dress for dinner?" asked John, after some little more unimportant
+talk.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said his father, "in honor of the occasion, if you like. I
+haven't done it lately," he added, a little wearily.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>"I haven't had such a glass of wine since I left home," John remarked as
+they sat together after dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said his father, looking thoughtfully at his glass, "it's the old
+'Mouton,' and pretty nearly the last of it; it's very old and wants
+drinking," he observed as he held his glass up to get the color. "It has
+gone off a bit even in two years."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said John cheerfully, "we'll drink it to save it, if needs
+be." The elder man smiled and filled both glasses.</p>
+
+<p>There had been more or less talk during the meal, but nothing of special
+moment. John sat back in his chair, absently twirling the stem of his
+glass between thumb and fingers. Presently he said, looking straight
+before him at the table: "I have been thinking a good deal of late&mdash;more
+than ever before, positively, in fact&mdash;that whatever my prospects may
+be," (he did not see the momentary contraction of his father's brow) "I
+ought to begin some sort of a career in earnest. I'm afraid," he
+continued, "that I have been rather unmindful, and that I might have
+been of some use to you as well as myself if I had stayed at home
+instead of spending the last two years in Europe."</p>
+
+<p>"I trust," said his father, "that they have not been entirely without
+profit."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, "perhaps not wholly, but their cash value would not be
+large, I'm afraid."</p>
+
+<p>"All value is not to be measured in dollars and cents," remarked Mr.
+Lenox. "If I could<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> have acquired as much German and French as I presume
+you have, to say nothing of other things, I should look back upon the
+time as well spent at almost any cost. At your age a year or two more or
+less&mdash;you don't realize it now, but you will if you come to my
+age&mdash;doesn't count for so very much, and you are not too old," he
+smiled, "to begin at a beginning."</p>
+
+<p>"I want to begin," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said his father, "I want to have you, and I have had the matter a
+good deal in my mind. Have you any idea as to what you wish to do?"</p>
+
+<p>"I thought," said John, "that the most obvious thing would be to go into
+your office." Mr. Lenox reached over for the cigar-lamp. His cigar had
+gone out, and his hand shook as he applied the flame to it. He did not
+reply for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"I understand," he said at last. "It would seem the obvious thing to do,
+as you say, but," he clicked his teeth together doubtfully, "I don't see
+how it can be managed at present, and I don't think it is what I should
+desire for you in any case. The fact is," he went on, "my business has
+always been a sort of specialty, and, though it is still worth doing
+perhaps, it is not what it used to be. Conditions and methods have
+changed&mdash;and," he added, "I am too old to change with them."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"In fact," resumed his father, ignoring John's assertion, "as things are
+going now, I couldn't make a place for you in my office unless I
+displaced Melig and made you my manager, and for many reasons I couldn't
+do that. I am too de<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>pendent on Melig. Of course, if you came with me it
+would be as a partner, but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, "I should be a poor substitute for old Melig for a good
+while, I fancy."</p>
+
+<p>"My idea would be," said Mr. Lenox, "that you should undertake a
+profession&mdash;say the law. It is a fact that the great majority of men
+fail in business, and then most of them, for lack of training or special
+aptitude, fall into the ranks of clerks and subordinates. On the other
+hand, a man who has a profession&mdash;law, medicine, what not&mdash;even if he
+does not attain high rank, has something on which he can generally get
+along, at least after a fashion, and he has the standing. That is my
+view of the matter, and though I confess I often wonder at it in
+individual cases, it is my advice to you."</p>
+
+<p>"It would take three or four years to put me where I could earn anything
+to speak of," said John, "even providing that I could get any business
+at the end of the time."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said his father, "but the time of itself isn't of so much
+consequence. You would be living at home, and would have your
+allowance&mdash;perhaps," he suggested, "somewhat diminished, seeing that you
+would be here&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I can get on with half of it," said John confidently.</p>
+
+<p>"We will settle that matter afterward," said Mr. Lenox.</p>
+
+<p>They sat in silence for some minutes, John staring thoughtfully at the
+table, unconscious of the occasional scrutiny of his father's glance. At
+last he said, "Well, sir, I will do anything that you advise."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Have you anything to urge against it?" asked Mr. Lenox.</p>
+
+<p>"Not exactly on my own account," replied John, "though I admit that the
+three years or more seems a long time to me, but I have been drawing on
+you exclusively all my life, except for the little money I earned in
+Rush &amp; Company's office, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You have done so, my dear boy," said his father gently, "with my
+acquiescence. I may have been wrong, but that is a fact. If in my
+judgment the arrangement may be continued for a while longer, and in the
+mean time you are making progress toward a definite end, I think you
+need have no misgivings. It gratifies me to have you feel as you do,
+though it is no more than I should have expected of you, for you have
+never caused me any serious anxiety or disappointment, my son."</p>
+
+<p>Often in the after time did John thank God for that assurance.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir," he said, putting down his hand, palm upward, on the
+table, and his eyes filled as the elder man laid his hand in his, and
+they gave each other a lingering pressure.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Lenox divided the last of the wine in the bottle between the two
+glasses, and they drank it in silence, as if in pledge.</p>
+
+<p>"I will go in to see Carey &amp; Carey in the morning, and if they are
+agreeable you can see them afterward," said Mr. Lenox. "They are not one
+of the great firms, but they have a large and good practice, and they
+are friends of mine. Shall I do so?" he asked, looking at his son.</p>
+
+<p>"If you will be so kind," John replied, returning his look. And so the
+matter was concluded.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>This history will not concern itself to any extent with our friend's
+career as a law clerk, though, as he promised himself, he took it
+seriously and laboriously while it lasted, notwithstanding that after
+two years of being his own master, and the rather desultory and
+altogether congenial life he had led, he found it at first even more
+irksome than he had fancied. The novice penetrates but slowly the
+mysteries of the law, and, unless he be of unusual aptitude and
+imagination, the interesting and remunerative part seems for a long time
+very far off. But John stuck manfully to the reading, and was diligent
+in all that was put upon him to do; and after a while the days spent in
+the office and in the work appointed to him began to pass more quickly.</p>
+
+<p>He restrained his impulse to call at Sixty-ninth Street until what
+seemed to him a fitting interval had elapsed; one which was longer than
+it would otherwise have been, from an instinct of shyness not habitual
+to him, and a distrustful apprehension that perhaps his advent was not
+of so much moment to the people there as to him. But their greeting was
+so cordial on every hand that Mrs. Carling's remark that they had been
+almost afraid he had forgotten them embarrassed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span> while it pleased him,
+and his explanations were somewhat lame. Miss Blake, as usual, came to
+the rescue, though John's disconcert was not lessened by the suspicion
+that she saw through his inventions. He had conceived a great opinion of
+that young person's penetration.</p>
+
+<p>His talk for a while was mostly with Mr. Carling, who was in a pleasant
+mood, being, like most nervous people, at his best in the evening. Mary
+made an occasional contributory remark, and Mrs. Carling, as was her
+wont, was silent except when appealed to. Finally, Mr. Carling rose and,
+putting out his hand, said: "I think I will excuse myself, if you will
+permit me. I have had to be down town to-day, and am rather tired." Mrs.
+Carling followed him, saying to John as she bade him good night: "Do
+come, Mr. Lenox, whenever you feel like it. We are very quiet people,
+and are almost always at home."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Mrs. Carling," responded John, with much sincerity. "I shall
+be most glad to. I am so quiet myself as to be practically noiseless."</p>
+
+<p>The hall of the Carlings' house was their favorite sitting place in the
+evening. It ran nearly the whole depth of the house, and had a wide
+fireplace at the end. The further right hand portion was recessed by the
+stairway, which rose from about the middle of its length.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Blake sat in a low chair, and John took its fellow at the other
+angle of the fireplace, which contained the smoldering remnant of a wood
+fire. She had a bit of embroidery stretched over a circular frame like a
+drum-head. Needlework was not a passion with her, but it was understood
+in the Carling household that in course of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span> time a set of table doilies
+of elaborate devices in colored silks would be forthcoming. It has been
+deplored by some philosopher that custom does not sanction such little
+occupations for masculine hands. It would be interesting to speculate
+how many embarrassing or disastrous consequences might have been averted
+if at a critical point in a negotiation or controversy a needle had had
+to be threaded or a dropped stitch taken up before a reply was made, to
+say nothing of an excuse for averting features at times without
+confession of confusion.</p>
+
+<p>The great and wise Charles Reade tells how his hero, who had an island,
+a treasure ship, and a few other trifles of the sort to dispose of,
+insisted upon Captain Fullalove's throwing away the stick he was
+whittling, as giving the captain an unfair advantage. The value of the
+embroidered doily as an article of table napery may be open to question,
+but its value, in an unfinished state, as an adjunct to discreet
+conversation, is beyond all dispute.</p>
+
+<p>"Ought I to say good night?" asked John with a smile, as he seated
+himself on the disappearance of Mr. and Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see any reason," she replied. "It isn't late. Julius is in one
+of his periods of retiring early just now. By and by he will be sure to
+take up the idea again that his best sleep is after midnight. At present
+he is on the theory that it is before twelve o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"How has he been since your return?" John asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Better in some ways, I think," she replied. "He seems to enjoy the home
+life in contrast with the traveling about and living in hotels; and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
+then, in a moderate way, he is obliged to give some attention to
+business matters, and to come in contact with men and affairs
+generally."</p>
+
+<p>"And you?" said John. "You find it pleasant to be back?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said, "I do. As my sister said, we are quiet people. She goes
+out so little that it is almost not at all, and when I go it has nearly
+always to be with some one else. And then, you know that while Alice and
+I are originally New Yorkers, we have only been back here for two or
+three years. Most of the people, really, to whose houses we go are those
+who knew my father. But," she added, "it is a comfort not to be carrying
+about a traveling bag in one hand and a weight of responsibility in the
+other."</p>
+
+<p>"I should think," said John, laughing, "that your maid might have taken
+the bag, even if she couldn't carry your responsibilities."</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said, joining in his laugh, "that particular bag was too
+precious, and Eliza was one of my most serious responsibilities. She had
+to be looked after like the luggage, and I used to wish at times that
+she could be labeled and go in the van. How has it been with you since
+your return? and," as she separated a needleful of silk from what seemed
+an inextricable tangle, "if I may ask, what have you been doing? I was
+recalling," she added, putting the silk into the needle, "some things
+you said to me on the Altruria. Do you remember?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perfectly," said John. "I think I remember every word said on both
+sides, and I have thought very often of some things you said to me. In
+fact, they had more influence upon my mind than you imagined."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>She turned her work so that the light would fall a little more directly
+upon it.</p>
+
+<p>"Really?" she asked. "In what way?"</p>
+
+<p>"You put in a drop or two that crystallized the whole solution," he
+answered. She looked up at him inquiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, "I always knew that I should have to stop drifting some
+time, but there never seemed to be any particular time. Some things you
+said to me set the time. I am under 'full steam a-head' at present.
+Behold in me," he exclaimed, touching his breast, "the future chief of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, of whom you shall say some time
+in the next brief interval of forty years or so, 'I knew him as a young
+man, and one for whom no one would have predicted such eminence!' and
+perhaps you will add, 'It was largely owing to me.'"</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him with an expression in which amusement and curiosity
+were blended.</p>
+
+<p>"I congratulate you," she said, laughing, "upon the career in which it
+appears I had the honor to start you. Am I being told that you have
+taken up the law?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite the whole of it as yet," he said; "but when I am not doing
+errands for the office I am to some extent taken up with it," and then
+he told her of his talk with his father and what had followed. She
+overcame a refractory kink in her silk before speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"It takes a long time, doesn't it, and do you like it?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, laughing a little, "a weaker word than 'fascinating'
+would describe the pursuit, but I hope with diligence to reach some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> of
+the interesting features in the course of ten or twelve years."</p>
+
+<p>"It is delightful," she remarked, scrutinizing the pattern of her work,
+"to encounter such enthusiasm."</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't it?" said John, not in the least wounded by her sarcasm.</p>
+
+<p>"Very much so," she replied, "but I have always understood that it is a
+mistake to be too sanguine."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I'd better make it fifteen years, then," he said, laughing. "I
+should have a choice of professions by that time at any rate. You know
+the proverb that 'At forty every man is either a fool or a physician.'"
+She looked at him with a smile. "Yes," he said, "I realize the
+alternative." She laughed a little, but did not reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Seriously," he continued, "I know that in everything worth
+accomplishing there is a lot of drudgery to be gone through with at the
+first, and perhaps it seems the more irksome to me because I have been
+so long idly my own master. However," he added, "I shall get down to it,
+or up to it, after a while, I dare say. That is my intention, at any
+rate."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think I have ever wished that I were a man," she said after a
+moment, "but I often find myself envying a man's opportunities."</p>
+
+<p>"Do not women have opportunities, too?" he said. "Certainly they have
+greatly to do with the determination of affairs."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," she replied, "it is the usual answer that woman's part is to
+influence somebody. As for her own life, it is largely made for her.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+She has, for the most part, to take what comes to her by the will of
+others."</p>
+
+<p>"And yet," said John, "I fancy that there has seldom been a great career
+in which some woman's help or influence was not a factor."</p>
+
+<p>"Even granting that," she replied, "the career was the man's, after all,
+and the fame and visible reward. A man will sometimes say, 'I owe all my
+success to my wife, or my mother, or sister,' but he never really
+believes it, nor, in fact, does any one else. It is <i>his</i> success, after
+all, and the influence of the woman is but a circumstance, real and
+powerful though it may be. I am not sure," she added, "that woman's
+influence, so called, isn't rather an overrated thing. Women like to
+feel that they have it, and men, in matters which they hold lightly,
+flatter them by yielding, but I am doubtful if a man ever arrives at or
+abandons a settled course or conviction through the influence of a
+woman, however exerted."</p>
+
+<p>"I think you are wrong," said John, "and I feel sure of so much as this:
+that a man might often be or do for a woman's sake that which he would
+not for its sake or his own."</p>
+
+<p>"That is quite another thing," she said. "There is in it no question of
+influence; it is one of impulse and motive."</p>
+
+<p>"I have told you to-night," said John, "that what you said to me had
+influenced me greatly."</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me," she replied, "you employed a figure which exactly defined
+your condition. You said I supplied the drop which caused the solution
+to crystallize&mdash;that is, to elaborate your illustration, that it was
+already at the point of saturation with your own convictions and
+intentions."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I said also," he urged, "that you had set the time for me. Is the idea
+unpleasant to you?" he asked after a moment, while he watched her face.
+She did not at once reply, but presently she turned to him with slightly
+heightened color and said, ignoring his question:</p>
+
+<p>"Would you rather think that you had done what you thought right because
+you so thought, or because some one else wished to have you? Or, I
+should say, would you rather think that the right suggestion was
+another's than your own?"</p>
+
+<p>He laughed a little, and said evasively: "You ought to be a lawyer, Miss
+Blake. I should hate to have you cross-examine me unless I were very
+sure of my evidence."</p>
+
+<p>She gave a little shrug of her shoulders in reply as she turned and
+resumed her embroidery. They talked for a while longer, but of other
+things, the discussion of woman's influence having been dropped by
+mutual consent.</p>
+
+<p>After John's departure she suspended operations on the doily, and sat
+for a while gazing reflectively into the fire. She was a person as frank
+with herself as with others, and with as little vanity as was compatible
+with being human, which is to say that, though she was not without it,
+it was of the sort which could be gratified but not flattered&mdash;in fact,
+the sort which flattery wounds rather than pleases. But despite her
+apparent skepticism she had not been displeased by John's assertion that
+she had influenced him in his course. She had expressed herself truly,
+believing that he would have done as he had without her intervention;
+but she thought that he was sincere, and it was pleasant to her to have
+him think as he did.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Considering the surroundings and conditions under which she had lived,
+she had had her share of the acquaintance and attentions of agreeable
+men, but none of them had ever got with her beyond the stage of mere
+friendliness. There had never been one whose coming she had particularly
+looked forward to, or whose going she had deplored. She had thought of
+marriage as something she might come to, but she had promised herself
+that it should be on such conditions as were, she was aware, quite
+improbable of ever being fulfilled. She would not care for a man because
+he was clever and distinguished, but she felt that he must be those
+things, and to have, besides, those qualities of character and person
+which should attract her. She had known a good many men who were clever
+and to some extent distinguished, but none who had attracted her
+personally. John Lenox did not strike her as being particularly clever,
+and he certainly was not distinguished, nor, she thought, ever very
+likely to be; but she had had a pleasure in being with him which she had
+never experienced in the society of any other man, and underneath some
+boyish ways she divined a strength and steadfastness which could be
+relied upon at need. And she admitted to herself that during the ten
+days since her return, though she had unsparingly snubbed her sister's
+wonderings why he did not call, she had speculated a good deal upon the
+subject herself, with a sort of resentful feeling against both herself
+and him that she should care&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Her face flushed as she recalled the momentary pressure of his hand upon
+hers on that last night on deck. She rang for the servant, and went up
+to her room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It is not the purpose of this narrative to dwell minutely upon the
+events of the next few months. Truth to say, they were devoid of
+incidents of sufficient moment in themselves to warrant chronicle. What
+they led up to was memorable enough.</p>
+
+<p>As time went on John found himself on terms of growing intimacy with the
+Carling household, and eventually it came about that if there passed a
+day when their door did not open to him it was <i>dies non</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Carling was ostensibly more responsible than the ladies for the
+frequency of our friend's visits, and grew to look forward to them. In
+fact, he seemed to regard them as paid primarily to himself, and ignored
+an occasional suggestion on his wife's part that it might not be wholly
+the pleasure of a chat and a game at cards with him that brought the
+young man so often to the house. And when once she ventured to concern
+him with some stirrings of her mind on the subject, he rather testily
+(for him) pooh-poohed her misgivings, remarking that Mary was her own
+mistress, and, so far as he had ever seen, remarkably well qualified to
+regulate her own affairs. Had she ever seen anything to lead her to
+suppose that there was any particular sentiment existing between Lenox
+and her sister?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"No," said Mrs. Carling, "perhaps not exactly, but you know how those
+things go, and he always stays after we come up when she is at home." To
+which her husband vouchsafed no reply, but began a protracted wavering
+as to the advisability of leaving the steam on or turning it off for the
+night, which was a cold one&mdash;a dilemma which, involving his personal
+welfare or comfort at the moment, permitted no consideration of other
+matters to share his mind.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Mrs. Carling had not spoken to her sister upon the subject. She thought
+that that young woman, if she were not, as Mr. Carling said, "remarkably
+well qualified to regulate her own affairs," at least held the opinion
+that she was, very strongly.</p>
+
+<p>The two were devotedly fond of each other, but Mrs. Carling was the
+elder by twenty years, and in her love was an element of maternal
+solicitude to which her sister, while giving love for love in fullest
+measure, did not fully respond. The elder would have liked to share
+every thought, but she was neither so strong nor so clever as the girl
+to whom she had been almost as a mother, and who, though perfectly
+truthful and frank when she was minded to express herself, gave, as a
+rule, little satisfaction to attempts to explore her mind, and on some
+subjects was capable of meeting such attempts with impatience, not to
+say resentment&mdash;a fact of which her sister was quite aware. But as time
+went on, and the frequency of John's visits and attentions grew into a
+settled habit, Mrs. Carling's uneasiness, with which perhaps was mingled
+a bit of curiosity, got the better of her reserve, and she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> determined
+to get what satisfaction could be obtained for it.</p>
+
+<p>They were sitting in Mrs. Carling's room, which was over the
+drawing-room in the front of the house. A fire of cannel blazed in the
+grate.</p>
+
+<p>A furious storm was whirling outside. Mrs. Carling was occupied with
+some sort of needlework, and her sister, with a writing pad on her lap,
+was composing a letter to a friend with whom she carried on a desultory
+and rather one-sided correspondence. Presently she yawned slightly, and,
+putting down her pad, went over to the window and looked out.</p>
+
+<p>"What a day!" she exclaimed. "It seems to get worse and worse.
+Positively you can't see across the street. It's like a western
+blizzard."</p>
+
+<p>"It is, really," said Mrs. Carling; and then, moved by the current of
+thought which had been passing in her mind of late, "I fancy we shall
+spend the evening by ourselves to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"That would not be so unusual as to be extraordinary, would it?" said
+Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldn't it?" suggested Mrs. Carling in a tone that was meant to be
+slightly quizzical.</p>
+
+<p>"We are by ourselves most evenings, are we not?" responded her sister,
+without turning around. "Why do you particularize to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking," answered Mrs. Carling, bending a little closer over
+her work, "that even Mr. Lenox would hardly venture out in such a storm
+unless it were absolutely necessary."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, to be sure, Mr. Lenox; very likely not," was Miss Blake's
+comment, in a tone of indifferent recollection.</p>
+
+<p>"He comes here very often, almost every<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> night, in fact," remarked Mrs.
+Carling, looking up sideways at her sister's back.</p>
+
+<p>"Now that you mention it," said Mary dryly, "I have noticed something of
+the sort myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think he ought to?" asked her sister, after a moment of silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Why not?" said the girl, turning to her questioner for the first time.
+"And why should I think he should or should not? Doesn't he come to see
+Julius, and on Julius's invitation? I have never asked him&mdash;but once,"
+she said, flushing a little as she recalled the occasion and the wording
+of the invitation.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think," returned Mrs. Carling, "that his visits are wholly on
+Julius's account, and that he would come so often if there were no other
+inducement? You know," she continued, pressing her point timidly but
+persistently, "he always stays after we go upstairs if you are at home,
+and I have noticed that when you are out he always goes before our time
+for retiring."</p>
+
+<p>"I should say," was the rejoinder, "that that was very much the proper
+thing. Whether or not he comes here too often is not for me to say&mdash;I
+have no opinion on the subject. But, to do him justice, he is about the
+last man to wait for a tacit dismissal, or to cause you and Julius to
+depart from what he knows to be your regular habit out of politeness to
+him. He is a person of too much delicacy and good breeding to stay
+when&mdash;if&mdash;that is to say&mdash;" She turned again to the window without
+completing her sentence, and, though Mrs. Carling thought she could
+complete it for her, she wisely forbore. After a moment of silence, Mary
+said in a voice devoid of any traces of confusion:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You asked me if I thought Mr. Lenox would come so often if there were
+no object in his coming except to see Julius. I can only say that if
+Julius were out of the question I think he would come here but seldom;
+but," she added, as she left the window and resumed her seat, "I do not
+quite see the object of this discussion, and, indeed, I am not quite
+sure of what we are discussing. Do you object," she asked, looking
+curiously at her sister and smiling slightly, "to Mr. Lenox's coming
+here as he does, and if so, why?" This was apparently more direct than
+Mrs. Carling was quite prepared for. "And if you do," Mary proceeded,
+"what is to be done about it? Am I to make him understand that it is not
+considered the proper thing? or will you? or shall we leave it to
+Julius?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Carling looked up into her sister's face, in which was a smile of
+amused penetration, and looked down again in visible embarrassment.</p>
+
+<p>The young woman laughed as she shook her finger at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you transparent goose!" she cried. "What did he say?"</p>
+
+<p>"What did who say?" was the evasive response.</p>
+
+<p>"Julius," said Mary, putting her finger under her sister's chin and
+raising her face. "Tell me now. You've been talking with him, and I
+insist upon knowing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
+truth. So there!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she admitted hesitatingly, "I said to him something like what I
+have to you, that it seemed to me that Mr. Lenox came very often, and
+that I did not believe it was all on his account, and that he" (won't
+somebody please in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>vent another pronoun?) "always stayed when you were
+at home&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;and," broke in her sister, "that you were afraid my young affections
+were being engaged, and that, after all, we didn't know much if anything
+about the young man, or, perhaps, that he was forming a hopeless
+attachment, and so on."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Mrs. Carling, "I didn't say that exactly. I&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't you, really?" said Mary teasingly. "One ought to be explicit in
+such cases, don't you think? Well, what did Julius say? Was he very much
+concerned?" Mrs. Carling's face colored faintly under her sister's
+raillery, and she gave a little embarrassed laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, now," said the girl relentlessly, "what did he say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," answered Mrs. Carling, "I must admit that he said 'Pooh!' for
+one thing, and that you were your own mistress, and, so far as he had
+seen, you were very well qualified to manage your own affairs."</p>
+
+<p>Her sister clapped her hands. "Such discrimination have I not seen," she
+exclaimed, "no, not in Israel! What else did he say?" she demanded, with
+a dramatic gesture. "Let us know the worst."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Carling laughed a little. "I don't remember," she admitted, "that
+he said anything more on the subject. He got into some perplexity about
+whether the steam should be off or on, and after that question was
+settled we went to bed." Mary laughed outright.</p>
+
+<p>"So Julius doesn't think I need watching," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Mary," protested her sister in a hurt tone,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> "you don't think I ever
+did or could watch you? I don't want to pry into your secrets, dear,"
+and she looked up with tears in her eyes. The girl dropped on her knees
+beside her sister and put her arms about her neck.</p>
+
+<p>"You precious old lamb!" she cried, "I know you don't. You couldn't pry
+into anybody's secrets if you tried. You couldn't even try. But I
+haven't any, dear, and I'll tell you every one of them, and, rather than
+see a tear in your dear eyes, I would tell John Lenox that I never
+wanted to see him again; and I don't know what you have been thinking,
+but I haven't thought so at all" (which last assertion made even Mrs.
+Carling laugh), "and I know that I have been teasing and horrid, and if
+you won't put me in the closet I will be good and answer every question
+like a nice little girl." Whereupon she gave her sister a kiss and
+resumed her seat with an air of abject penitence which lasted for a
+minute. Then she laughed again, though there was a watery gleam in her
+own eyes. Mrs. Carling gave her a look of great love and admiration.</p>
+
+<p>"I ought not to have brought up the subject," she said, "knowing as I do
+how you feel about such discussions, but I love you so much that
+sometimes I can't help&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Alice," exclaimed the girl, "please have the kindness to call me a
+selfish P&mdash;I&mdash;G. It will relieve my feelings."</p>
+
+<p>"But I do not think you are," said Mrs. Carling literally.</p>
+
+<p>"But I am at times," declared Mary, "and you deserve not only to have,
+but to be shown, all the love and confidence that I can give you. It's
+only this, that sometimes your solicitude makes<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> you imagine things that
+do not exist, and you think I am withholding my confidence; and then,
+again, I am enough like other people that I don't always know exactly
+what I do think. Now, about this matter&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't say a word about it, dear," her sister interrupted, "unless you
+would rather than not."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish to," said Mary. "Of course I am not oblivious of the fact that
+Mr. Lenox comes here very often, nor that he seems to like to stay and
+talk with me, because, don't you know, if he didn't he could go when you
+do, and I don't mind admitting that, as a general thing, I like to have
+him stay; but, as I said to you, if it weren't for Julius he would not
+come here very often."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think," said Mrs. Carling, now on an assured footing, "that
+if it were not for you he would not come so often?"</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps Mary overestimated the attraction which her brother-in-law had
+for Mr. Lenox, and she smiled slightly as she thought that it was quite
+possible. "I suppose," she went on, with a little shrug of the
+shoulders, "that the proceeding is not strictly conventional, and that
+the absolutely correct thing would be for him to say good night when you
+and Julius do, and that there are those who would regard my permitting a
+young man in no way related to me to see me very often in the evening
+without the protection of a duenna as a very unbecoming thing."</p>
+
+<p>"I never have had such a thought about it," declared Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"I never for a moment supposed you had, dear," said Mary, "nor have I.
+We are rather unconventional people, making very few claims<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> upon
+society, and upon whom 'society' makes very few."</p>
+
+<p>"I am rather sorry for that on your account," said her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"You needn't be," was the rejoinder. "I have no yearnings in that
+direction which are not satisfied with what I have." She sat for a
+minute or two with her hands clasped upon her knee, gazing reflectively
+into the fire, which, in the growing darkness of the winter afternoon,
+afforded almost the only light in the room. Presently she became
+conscious that her sister was regarding her with an air of expectation,
+and resumed: "Leaving the question of the conventions out of the
+discussion as settled," she said, "there is nothing, Alice, that you
+need have any concern about, either on Mr. Lenox's account or mine."</p>
+
+<p>"You like him, don't you?" asked Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mary frankly, "I like him very much. We have enough in
+common to be rather sympathetic, and we differ enough not to be dull,
+and so we get on very well. I never had a brother," she continued, after
+a momentary pause, "but I feel toward him as I fancy I should feel
+toward a brother of about my own age, though he is five or six years
+older than I am."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't think, then," said Mrs. Carling timidly, "that you are
+getting to care for him at all?"</p>
+
+<p>"In the sense that you use the word," was the reply, "not the least in
+the world. If there were to come a time when I really believed I should
+never see him again, I should be sorry; but if at any time it were a
+question of six months or<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> a year, I do not think my equanimity would be
+particularly disturbed."</p>
+
+<p>"And how about him?" suggested Mrs. Carling. There was no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think he may care for you, or be getting to?"</p>
+
+<p>Mary frowned slightly, half closing her eyes and stirring a little
+uneasily in her chair.</p>
+
+<p>"He hasn't said anything to me on the subject," she replied evasively.</p>
+
+<p>"Would that be necessary?" asked her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps not," was the reply, "if the fact were very obvious."</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't it?" persisted Mrs. Carling, with unusual tenacity.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the girl, "to be quite frank with you, I have thought once
+or twice that he entertained some such idea&mdash;that is&mdash;no, I don't mean
+to put it just that way. I mean that once or twice something has
+occurred to give me that idea. That isn't very coherent, is it? But even
+if it be so," she went on after a moment, with a wave of her hands,
+"what of it? What does it signify? And if it does signify, what can I do
+about it?"</p>
+
+<p>"You have thought about it, then?" said her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"As much as I have told you," she answered. "I am not a very sentimental
+person, I think, and not very much on the lookout for such things, but I
+know there is such a thing as a man's taking a fancy to a young woman
+under circumstances which bring them often together, and I have been led
+to believe that it isn't necessarily fatal to the man even if nothing
+comes of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> it. But be that as it may," she said with a shrug of her
+shoulders, "what can I do about it? I can't say to Mr. Lenox, 'I think
+you ought not to come here so much,' unless I give a reason for it, and
+I think we have come to the conclusion that there is no reason except
+the danger&mdash;to put it in so many words&mdash;of his falling in love with me.
+I couldn't quite say that to him, could I?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I suppose not," acquiesced Mrs. Carling faintly.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I should say not," remarked the girl. "If he were to say anything
+to me in the way of&mdash;declaration is the word, isn't it?&mdash;it would be
+another matter. But there is no danger of that."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not, if he is fond of you?" asked her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Because," said Mary, with an emphatic nod, "I won't let him," which
+assertion was rather weakened by her adding, "and he wouldn't, if I
+would."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't understand," said her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mary, "I don't pretend to know all that goes on in his
+mind; but allowing, or rather conjecturing, that he does care for me in
+the way you mean, I haven't the least fear of his telling me so, and one
+of the reasons is this, that he is wholly dependent upon his father,
+with no other prospect for years to come."</p>
+
+<p>"I had the idea somehow," said Mrs. Carling, "that his father was very
+well-to-do. The young man gives one the impression of a person who has
+always had everything that he wanted."</p>
+
+<p>"I think that is so," said Mary, "but he told me one day, coming over on
+the steamer, that he knew nothing whatever of his own prospects<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> or his
+father's affairs. I don't remember&mdash;at least, it doesn't matter&mdash;how he
+came to say as much, but he did, and afterward gave me a whimsical
+catalogue of his acquirements and accomplishments, remarking, I
+remember, that 'there was not a dollar in the whole list'; and lately,
+though you must not fancy that he discusses his own affairs with me, he
+has now and then said something to make me guess that he was somewhat
+troubled about them."</p>
+
+<p>"Is he doing anything?" asked Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>"He told me the first evening he called here," said Mary, "that he was
+studying law, at his father's suggestion; but I don't remember the name
+of the firm in whose office he is."</p>
+
+<p>"Why doesn't he ask his father about his prospects?" said Mrs. Carling.</p>
+
+<p>Mary laughed. "You seem to be so much more interested in the matter than
+I am," she said, "why don't you ask him yourself?" To which
+unjustifiable rejoinder her sister made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see why he shouldn't," she remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"I think I understand," said Mary. "I fancy from what he has told me
+that his father is a singularly reticent man, but one in whom his son
+has always had the most implicit confidence. I imagine, too, that until
+recently, at any rate, he has taken it for granted that his father was
+wealthy. He has not confided any misgivings to me, but if he has any he
+is just the sort of person not to ask, and certainly not to press a
+question with his father."</p>
+
+<p>"It would seem like carrying delicacy almost too far," remarked Mrs.
+Carling.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps it would," said her sister, "but I think I can understand and
+sympathize with it."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Carling broke the silence which followed for a moment or two as if
+she were thinking aloud. "You have plenty of money," she said, and
+colored at her inadvertence. Her sister looked at her for an instant
+with a humorous smile, and then, as she rose and touched the bell
+button, said, "That's another reason."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X.</h2>
+
+
+<p>I think it should hardly be imputed to John as a fault or a shortcoming
+that he did not for a long time realize his father's failing powers.
+True, as has been stated, he had noted some changes in appearance on his
+return, but they were not great enough to be startling, and, though he
+thought at times that his father's manner was more subdued than he had
+ever known it to be, nothing really occurred to arouse his suspicion or
+anxiety. After a few days the two men appeared to drop into their
+accustomed relation and routine, meeting in the morning and at dinner;
+but as John picked up the threads of his acquaintance he usually went
+out after dinner, and even when he did not his father went early to his
+own apartment.</p>
+
+<p>From John's childhood he had been much of the time away from home, and
+there had never, partly from that circumstance and partly from the older
+man's natural and habitual reserve, been very much intimacy between
+them. The father did not give his own confidence, and, while always kind
+and sympathetic when appealed to, did not ask his son's; and, loving his
+father well and loyally, and trusting him implicitly, it did not occur
+to John to feel that there was anything wanting in the relation. It was
+as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span> it had always been. He was accustomed to accept what his father did
+or said without question, and, as is very often the case, had always
+regarded him as an old man. He had never felt that they could be in the
+same equation. In truth, save for their mutual affection, they had
+little in common; and if, as may have been the case, his father had any
+cravings for a closer and more intimate relation, he made no sign,
+acquiescing in his son's actions as the son did in his, without question
+or suggestion. They did not know each other, and such cases are not
+rare, more is the pity.</p>
+
+<p>But as time went on even John's unwatchful eye could not fail to notice
+that all was not well with his father. Haggard lines were multiplying in
+the quiet face, and the silence at the dinner table was often unbroken
+except by John's unfruitful efforts to keep some sort of a conversation
+in motion. More and more frequently it occurred that his father would
+retire to his own room immediately after dinner was over, and the food
+on his plate would be almost untouched, while he took more wine than had
+ever been his habit. John, retiring late, would often hear him stirring
+uneasily in his room, and it would be plain in the morning that he had
+spent a wakeful, if not a sleepless, night. Once or twice on such a
+morning John had suggested to his father that he should not go down to
+the office, and the suggestion had been met with so irritable a negative
+as to excite his wonder.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>It was a day in the latter part of March. The winter had been unusually
+severe, and lingered into spring with a heart-sickening tenacity,
+oc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>casional hints of clemency and promise being followed by recurrences
+which were as irritating as a personal affront.</p>
+
+<p>John had held to his work in the office, if not with positive
+enthusiasm, at least with industry, and thought that he had made some
+progress. On the day in question the managing clerk commented briefly
+but favorably on something of his which was satisfactory, and, such
+experiences being rare, he was conscious of a feeling of mild elation.
+He was also cherishing the anticipation of a call at Sixty-ninth Street,
+where, for reasons unnecessary to recount, he had not been for a week.
+At dinner that night his father seemed more inclined than for a long
+time to keep up a conversation which, though of no special import, was
+cheerful in comparison with the silence which had grown to be almost the
+rule, and the two men sat for a while over the coffee and cigars.
+Presently, however, the elder rose from the table, saying pleasantly, "I
+suppose you are going out to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"Not if you'd like me to stay in," was the reply. "I have no definite
+engagement."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," said Mr. Lenox, "not at all, not at all," and as he passed his
+son on the way out of the room he put out his hand and taking John's,
+said, "Good night."</p>
+
+<p>As John stood for a moment rather taken aback, he heard his father mount
+the stairs to his room. He was puzzled by the unexpected and unusual
+occurrence, but finally concluded that his father, realizing how
+taciturn they had become of late, wished to resume their former status,
+and this view was confirmed to his mind by the fact that they had been
+more companion<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>able than usual that evening, albeit that nothing of any
+special significance had been said.</p>
+
+<p>As has been stated, a longer interval than usual had elapsed since
+John's last visit to Sixty-ninth Street, a fact which had been commented
+on by Mr. Carling, but not mentioned between the ladies. When he found
+himself at that hospitable house on that evening, he was greeted by Miss
+Blake alone.</p>
+
+<p>"Julius did not come down to-night, and my sister is with him," she
+said, "so you will have to put up with my society&mdash;unless you'd like me
+to send up for Alice. Julius is strictly <i>en retraite</i>, I should say."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't disturb her, I beg," protested John, laughing, and wondering a
+bit at the touch of coquetry in her speech, something unprecedented in
+his experience of her, "if you are willing to put up with my society. I
+hope Mr. Carling is not ill?"</p>
+
+<p>They seated themselves as she replied: "No, nothing serious, I should
+say. A bit of a cold, I fancy; and for a fortnight he has been more
+nervous than usual. The changes in the weather have been so great and so
+abrupt that they have worn upon his nerves. He is getting very uneasy
+again. Now, after spending the winter, and when spring is almost at
+hand, I believe that if he could make up his mind where to go he would
+be for setting off to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"Really?" said John, in a tone of dismay.</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so," she replied with a nod.</p>
+
+<p>"But," he objected, "it seems too late or too early. Spring may drop in
+upon us any day. Isn't this something very recent?"</p>
+
+<p>"It has been developing for a week or ten<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span> days," she answered, "and
+symptoms have indicated a crisis for some time. In fact," she added,
+with a little vexed laugh, "we have talked of nothing for a week but the
+advantages and disadvantages of Florida, California, North Carolina,
+South Carolina, and Virginia at large; besides St. Augustine, Monterey,
+Santa Barbara, Aiken, Asheville, Hot Springs, Old Point Comfort,
+Bermuda, and I don't know how many other places, not forgetting Atlantic
+City and Lakewood, and only not Barbadoes and the Sandwich Islands
+because nobody happened to think of them. Julius," remarked Miss Blake,
+"would have given a forenoon to the discussion of the two latter places
+as readily as to any of the others."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't you talk him along into warm weather?" suggested John, with
+rather a mirthless laugh. "Don't you think that if the weather were to
+change for good, as it's likely to do almost any time now, he might put
+off going till the usual summer flitting?"</p>
+
+<p>"The change in his mind will have to come pretty soon if I am to retain
+my mental faculties," she declared. "He might possibly, but I am afraid
+not," she said, shaking her head. "He has the idea fixed in his mind,
+and considerations of the weather here, while they got him started, are
+not now so much the question. He has the moving fever, and I am afraid
+it will have to run its course. I think," she said, after a moment,
+"that if I were to formulate a special anathema, it would be, 'May
+traveling seize you!'"</p>
+
+<p>"Or restlessness," suggested John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said, "that's more accurate, per<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>haps, but it doesn't sound
+quite so smart. Julius is in that state of mind when the only place that
+seems desirable is somewhere else."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course you will have to go," said John mournfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," she replied, with an air of compulsory resignation. "I shall
+not only have to go, of course, but I shall probably have to decide
+where in order to save my mind. But it will certainly be somewhere, so I
+might as well be packing my trunks."</p>
+
+<p>"And you will be away indefinitely, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I imagine so."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me!" John ejaculated in a dismal tone.</p>
+
+<p>They were sitting as described on a former occasion, and the young woman
+was engaged upon the second (perhaps the third, or even the fourth) of
+the set of doilies to which she had committed herself. She took some
+stitches with a composed air, without responding to her companion's
+exclamation.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm awfully sorry," he said presently, leaning forward with his elbows
+on his knees, his hands hanging in an attitude of unmistakable
+dejection, and staring fixedly into the fire.</p>
+
+<p>"I am very sorry myself," she said, bending her head a little closer
+over her work. "I think I like being in New York in the spring better
+than at any other time; and I don't at all fancy the idea of living in
+my trunks again for an indefinite period."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall miss you horribly," he said, turning his face toward her.</p>
+
+<p>Her eyes opened with a lift of the brows, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> whether the surprise so
+indicated was quite genuine is a matter for conjecture.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he declared desperately, "I shall, indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"I should fancy you must have plenty of other friends," she said,
+flushing a little, "and I have wondered sometimes whether Julius's
+demands upon you were not more confident than warrantable, and whether
+you wouldn't often rather have gone elsewhere than to come here to play
+cards with him." She actually said this as if she meant it.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you suppose&mdash;" he exclaimed, and checked himself. "No," he said, "I
+have come because&mdash;well, I've been only too glad to come, and&mdash;I suppose
+it has got to be a habit," he added, rather lamely. "You see, I've never
+known any people in the way I have known you. It has seemed to me more
+like home life than anything I've ever known. There has never been any
+one but my father and I, and you can have no idea what it has been to me
+to be allowed to come here as I have, and&mdash;oh, you must know&mdash;" He
+hesitated, and instantly she advanced her point.</p>
+
+<p>Her face was rather white, and the hand which lay upon the work in her
+lap trembled a little, while she clasped the arm of the chair with the
+other; but she broke in upon his hesitation with an even voice:</p>
+
+<p>"It has been very pleasant for us all, I'm sure," she said, "and,
+frankly, I'm sorry that it must be interrupted for a while, but that is
+about all there is of it, isn't it? We shall probably be back not later
+than October, I should say, and then you can renew your contests with
+Julius and your controversies with me."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Her tone and what she said recalled to him their last night on board the
+ship, but there was no relenting on this occasion. He realized that for
+a moment he had been on the verge of telling the girl that he loved her,
+and he realized, too, that she had divined his impulse and prevented the
+disclosure; but he registered a vow that he would know before he saw her
+again whether he might consistently tell her his love, and win or lose
+upon the touch.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Blake made several inaccurate efforts to introduce her needle at
+the exact point desired, and when that endeavor was accomplished broke
+the silence by saying, "Speaking of 'October,' have you read the novel?
+I think it is charming."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, with his vow in his mind, but not sorry for the
+diversion, "and I enjoyed it very much. I thought it was immensely
+clever, but I confess that I didn't quite sympathize with the love
+affairs of a hero who was past forty, and I must also confess that I
+thought the girl was, well&mdash;to put it in plain English&mdash;a fool."</p>
+
+<p>Mary laughed, with a little quaver in her voice. "Do you know," she
+said, "that sometimes it seems to me that I am older than you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know you're awfully wise," said John with a laugh, and from that
+their talk drifted off into the safer channels of their usual
+intercourse until he rose to say good night.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, we shall see you again before we go," she said as she gave
+him her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he declared, "I intend regularly to haunt the place."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>When John came down the next morning his father, who was, as a rule, the
+most punctual of men, had not appeared. He opened the paper and sat down
+to wait. Ten minutes passed, fifteen, twenty. He rang the bell. "Have
+you heard my father this morning?" he said to Jeffrey, remembering for
+the first time that he himself had not.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said the man. "He most generally coughs a little in the
+morning, but I don't think I heard him this morning, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Go up and see why he doesn't come down," said John, and a moment later
+he followed the servant upstairs, to find him standing at the chamber
+door with a frightened face.</p>
+
+<p>"He must be very sound asleep, sir," said Jeffrey. "He hasn't answered
+to my knockin' or callin', sir." John tried the door. He found the chain
+bolt on, and it opened but a few inches. "Father!" he called, and then
+again, louder. He turned almost unconsciously to Jeffrey, and found his
+own apprehensions reflected in the man's face. "We must break in the
+door," he said. "Now, together!" and the bolt gave way.</p>
+
+<p>His father lay as if asleep. "Go for the doctor at once! Bring him back
+with you. Run!" he cried to the servant. Custom and instinct<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> said,
+"Send for the doctor," but he knew in his heart that no ministrations
+would ever reach the still figure on the bed, upon which, for the
+moment, he could not look. It was but a few minutes (how long such
+minutes are!) before the doctor came&mdash;Doctor Willis, who had brought
+John into the world, and had been a lifelong friend of both father and
+son. He went swiftly to the bed without speaking, and made a brief
+examination, while John watched him with fascinated eyes; and as the
+doctor finished, the son dropped on his knees by the bed, and buried his
+face in it. The doctor crossed the room to Jeffrey, who was standing in
+the door with an awe-stricken face, and in a low voice gave him some
+directions. Then, as the man departed, he first glanced at the kneeling
+figure and then looked searchingly about the room. Presently he went
+over to the grate in which were the ashes of an extinct fire, and,
+taking the poker, pressed down among them and covered over a three or
+four ounce vial. He had found what he was looking for.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>There is no need to speak of the happenings of the next few days, nor is
+it necessary to touch at any length upon the history of some of the
+weeks and months which ensued upon this crisis in John Lenox's life, a
+time when it seemed to him that everything he had ever cared for had
+been taken. And yet, with that unreason which may perhaps be more easily
+understood than accounted for, the one thing upon which his mind most
+often dwelt was that he had had no answer to his note to Mary Blake. We
+know what happened to her missive. It turned up long afterward<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> in the
+pocket of Master Jacky Carling's overcoat; so long afterward that John,
+so far as Mary was concerned, had disappeared altogether. The discovery
+of Jacky's dereliction explained to her, in part at least, why she had
+never seen him or heard from him after that last evening at Sixty-ninth
+Street. The Carlings went away some ten days later, and she did, in
+fact, send another note to his house address, asking him to see them
+before their departure; but John had considered himself fortunate in
+getting the house off his hands to a tenant who would assume the lease
+if given possession at once, and had gone into the modest apartment
+which he occupied during the rest of his life in the city, and so the
+second communication failed to reach him. Perhaps it was as well. Some
+weeks later he walked up to the Carlings' house one Sunday afternoon,
+and saw that it was closed, as he had expected. By an impulse which was
+not part of his original intention&mdash;which was, indeed, pretty nearly
+aimless&mdash;he was moved to ring the doorbell; but the maid, a stranger to
+him, who opened the door could tell him nothing of the family's
+whereabouts, and Mr. Betts (the house man in charge) was "hout." So John
+retraced his steps with a feeling of disappointment wholly
+disproportionate to his hopes or expectations so far as he had defined
+them to himself, and never went back again.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>He has never had much to say of the months that followed.</p>
+
+<p>It came to be the last of October. An errand from the office had sent
+him to General Wolsey, of the Mutual Trust Company, of whom men<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>tion has
+been made by David Harum. The general was an old friend of the elder
+Lenox, and knew John well and kindly. When the latter had discharged his
+errand and was about to go, the general said: "Wait a minute. Are you in
+a hurry? If not, I want to have a little talk with you."</p>
+
+<p>"Not specially," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Sit down," said the general, pointing to a chair. "What are your plans?
+I see you are still in the Careys' office, but from what you told me
+last summer I conclude that you are there because you have not found
+anything more satisfactory."</p>
+
+<p>"That is the case, sir," John replied. "I can't be idle, but I don't see
+how I can keep on as I am going now, and I have been trying for months
+to find something by which I can earn a living. I am afraid," he added,
+"that it will be a longer time than I can afford to wait before I shall
+be able to do that out of the law."</p>
+
+<p>"If you don't mind my asking," said the general, "what are your
+resources? I don't think you told me more than to give me to understand
+that your father's affairs were at a pretty low ebb. Of course, I do not
+wish to pry into your affairs&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," John interposed; "I am glad to tell you, and thank you for
+your interest. I have about two thousand dollars, and there is some
+silver and odds and ends of things stored. I don't know what their value
+might be&mdash;not very much, I fancy&mdash;and there were a lot of mining stocks
+and that sort of thing which have no value so far as I can find out&mdash;no
+available value, at any rate. There is also a tract of half-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>wild land
+somewhere in Pennsylvania. There is coal on it, I believe, and some
+timber; but Melig, my father's manager, told me that all the large
+timber had been cut. So far as available value is concerned, the
+property is about as much of an asset as the mining stock, with the
+disadvantage that I have to pay taxes on it."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," said the general, tapping the desk with his eyeglasses.
+"H'm&mdash;well, I should think if you lived very economically you would have
+about enough to carry you through till you can be admitted, provided you
+feel that the law is your vocation," he added, looking up.</p>
+
+<p>"It was my father's idea," said John, "and if I were so situated that I
+could go on with it, I would. But I am so doubtful with regard to my
+aptitude that I don't feel as if I ought to use up what little capital I
+have, and some years of time, on a doubtful experiment, and so I have
+been looking for something else to do."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the general, "if you were very much interested&mdash;that is, if
+you were anxious to proceed with your studies&mdash;I should advise you to go
+on, and at a pinch I should be willing to help you out; but, feeling as
+you do, I hardly know what to advise. I was thinking of you," he went
+on, "before you came in, and was intending to send for you to come in to
+see me." He took a letter from his desk.</p>
+
+<p>"I got this yesterday," he said. "It is from an old acquaintance of mine
+by the name of Harum, who lives in Homeville, Freeland County. He is a
+sort of a banker there, and has written me to recommend some one to take
+the place of his manager or cashier whom he is sending away. It's rather
+a queer move, I think, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> then," said the general with a smile, "Harum
+is a queer customer in some ways of his own. There is his letter. Read
+it for yourself."</p>
+
+<p>The letter stated that Mr. Harum had had some trouble with his cashier
+and wished to replace him, and that he would prefer some one from out of
+the village who wouldn't know every man, woman, and child in the whole
+region, and "blab everything right and left." "I should want," wrote Mr.
+Harum, "to have the young man know something about bookkeeping and so
+on, but I should not insist upon his having been through a trainer's
+hands. In fact, I would rather break him in myself, and if he's willing
+and sound and no vice, I can get him into shape. I will pay a thousand
+to start on, and if he draws and travels all right, may be better in the
+long run," etc. John handed back the letter with a slight smile, which
+was reflected in the face of the general. "What do you think of it?"
+asked the latter.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think it might be very characteristic," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the general, "it is, to an extent. You see he writes pretty
+fair English, and he can, on occasion, talk as he writes, but usually,
+either from habit or choice, he uses the most unmitigated dialect. But
+what I meant to ask you was, what do you think of the proposal?"</p>
+
+<p>"You mean as an opportunity for <i>me</i>?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said General Wolsey, "I thought of you at once."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much," said John. "What would be your idea?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," was the reply, "I am inclined to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> think I should write to him if
+I were you, and I will write to him about you if you so decide. You have
+had some office experience, you told me&mdash;enough, I should say, for a
+foundation, and I don't believe that Harum's books and accounts are very
+complicated."</p>
+
+<p>John did not speak, and the general went on: "Of course, it will be a
+great change from almost everything you have been used to, and I dare
+say that you may find the life, at first at least, pretty dull and
+irksome. The stipend is not very large, but it is large for the country,
+where your expenses will be light. In fact, I'm rather surprised at his
+offering so much. At any rate, it is a living for the present, and may
+lead to something better. The place is a growing one, and, more than
+that, Harum is well off, and keeps more irons in the fire than one, and
+if you get on with him you may do well."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think I should mind the change so much," said John, rather
+sadly. "My present life is so different in almost every way from what it
+used to be, and I think I feel it in New York more even than I might in
+a country village; but the venture seems a little like burning my
+bridges."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," replied the general, "if the experiment should turn out a
+failure for any reason, you won't be very much more at a loss than at
+present, it seems to me, and, of course, I will do anything I can should
+you wish me to be still on the lookout for you here."</p>
+
+<p>"You are exceedingly kind, sir," said John earnestly, and then was
+silent for a moment or two. "I will make the venture," he said at
+length, "and thank you very much."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You are under no special obligations to the Careys, are you?" asked the
+general.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I think not," said John with a laugh. "I fancy that their business
+will go on without me, after a fashion," and he took his leave.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>And so it came about that certain letters were written as mentioned in a
+previous chapter, and in the evening of a dripping day early in November
+John Lenox found himself, after a nine hours' journey, the only traveler
+who alighted upon the platform of the Homeville station, which was near
+the end of a small lake and about a mile from the village. As he stood
+with his bag and umbrella, at a loss what to do, he was accosted by a
+short and stubby individual with very black eyes and hair and a round
+face, which would have been smooth except that it had not been shaved
+for a day or two. "Goin' t' the village?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, "that is my intention, but I don't see any way of
+getting there."</p>
+
+<p>"Carry ye over fer ten cents," said the man. "Carryall's right back the
+deepo. Got 'ny baggidge?"</p>
+
+<p>"Two trunks," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"That'll make it thirty cents," said the native. "Where's your checks?
+All right; you c'n jest step 'round an' git in. Mine's the only rig that
+drew over to-night."</p>
+
+<p>It was a long clumsy affair, with windows at each end and a door in the
+rear, but open at the sides except for enamel cloth curtains, which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+were buttoned to the supports that carried a railed roof extending as
+far forward as the dashboard. The driver's seat was on a level with
+those inside. John took a seat by one of the front windows, which was
+open but protected by the roof.</p>
+
+<p>His luggage having been put on board, they began the journey at a walk,
+the first part of the road being rough and swampy in places, and
+undergoing at intervals the sort of repairs which often prevails in
+rural regions&mdash;namely, the deposit of a quantity of broken stone, which
+is left to be worn smooth by passing vehicles, and is for the most part
+carefully avoided by such whenever the roadway is broad enough to drive
+round the improvement. But the worst of the way having been
+accomplished, the driver took opportunity, speaking sideways over his
+shoulder, to allay the curiosity which burned within him, "Guess I never
+seen you before." John was tired and hungry, and generally low in his
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Very likely not," was his answer. Mr. Robinson instantly arrived at the
+determination that the stranger was "stuck up," but was in no degree
+cast down thereby.</p>
+
+<p>"I heard Chet Timson tellin' that the' was a feller comin' f'm N'York to
+work in Dave Harum's bank. Guess you're him, ain't ye?"</p>
+
+<p>No answer this time: theory confirmed.</p>
+
+<p>"My name's Robinson," imparted that individual. "I run the prince'ple
+liv'ry to Homeville."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" responded the passenger.</p>
+
+<p>"What d'you say your name was?" asked Mr. Robinson, after he had steered
+his team around one of the monuments to public spirit.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"It's Lenox," said John, thinking he might concede something to such
+deserving perseverance, "but I don't remember mentioning it."</p>
+
+<p>"Now I think on't, I guess you didn't," admitted Mr. Robinson. "Don't
+think I ever knowed anybody of the name," he remarked. "Used to know
+some folks name o' Lynch, but they couldn't 'a' ben no relations o'
+your'n, I guess." This conjecture elicited no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Git up, goll darn ye!" he exclaimed, as one of the horses stumbled, and
+he gave it a jerk and a cut of the whip. "Bought that hoss of Dave
+Harum," he confided to his passenger. "Fact, I bought both on 'em of
+him, an' dum well stuck I was, too," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"You know Mr. Harum, then," said John, with a glimmer of interest. "Does
+he deal in horses?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I guess I make eout to know him," asserted the "prince'ple
+liv'ryman," "an' he'll git up 'n the middle o' the night any time to git
+the best of a hoss trade. Be you goin' to work fer him?" he asked,
+encouraged to press the question. "Goin' to take Timson's place?"</p>
+
+<p>"Really," said John, in a tone which advanced Mr. Robinson's opinion to
+a rooted conviction, "I have never heard of Mr. Timson."</p>
+
+<p>"He's the feller that Dave's lettin' go," explained Mr. Robinson. "He's
+ben in the bank a matter o' five or six year, but Dave got down on him
+fer some little thing or other, an' he's got his walkin' papers. He says
+to me, says he, 'If any feller thinks he c'n come up here f'm N'York or
+anywheres else, he says, 'an' do Dave Harum's work to suit him, he'll
+find he's bit off a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> dum sight more'n he c'n chaw. He'd better keep his
+gripsack packed the hull time,' Chet says."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought I'd sock it to the cuss a little," remarked Mr. Robinson in
+recounting the conversation subsequently; and, in truth, it was not
+elevating to the spirits of our friend, who found himself speculating
+whether or no Timson might not be right.</p>
+
+<p>"Where you goin' to put up?" asked Mr. Robinson after an interval,
+having failed to draw out any response to his last effort.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there more than one hotel?" inquired the passenger.</p>
+
+<p>"The's the Eagle, an' the Lake House, an' Smith's Hotel," replied Jehu.</p>
+
+<p>"Which would you recommend?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Robinson, "I don't gen'ally praise up one more'n another.
+You see, I have more or less dealin' with all on 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"That's very diplomatic of you, I'm sure," remarked John, not at all
+diplomatically. "I think I will try the Eagle."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Robinson, in his account of the conversation, said in
+confidence&mdash;not wishing to be openly invidious&mdash;that "he was dum'd if he
+wa'n't almost sorry he hadn't recommended the Lake House."</p>
+
+<p>It may be inferred from the foregoing that the first impression which
+our friend made on his arrival was not wholly in his favor, and Mr.
+Robinson's conviction that he was "stuck up," and a person bound to get
+himself "gen'ally disliked," was elevated to an article of faith by his
+retiring to the rear of the vehicle, and quite out of ordinary range.
+But they were nearly at their<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span> journey's end, and presently the carryall
+drew up at the Eagle Hotel.</p>
+
+<p>It was a frame building of three stories, with a covered veranda running
+the length of the front, from which two doors gave entrance&mdash;one to the
+main hall, the other to the office and bar combined. This was rather a
+large room, and was also to be entered from the main hall.</p>
+
+<p>John's luggage was deposited, Mr. Robinson was settled with, and took
+his departure without the amenities which might have prevailed under
+different conditions, and the new arrival made his way into the office.</p>
+
+<p>Behind the bar counter, which faced the street, at one end of which was
+a small high desk and at the other a glazed case containing three or
+four partly full boxes of forlorn-looking cigars, but with most
+ambitious labels, stood the proprietor, manager, clerk, and what not of
+the hostelry, embodied in the single person of Mr. Amos Elright, who was
+leaning over the counter in conversation with three or four loungers who
+sat about the room with their chairs tipped back against the wall.</p>
+
+<p>A sketch of Mr. Elright would have depicted a dull "complected" person
+of a tousled baldness, whose dispirited expression of countenance was
+enhanced by a chin whisker. His shirt and collar gave unmistakable
+evidence that pajamas or other night-gear were regarded as
+superfluities, and his most conspicuous garment as he appeared behind
+the counter was a cardigan jacket of a frowsiness beyond compare. A
+greasy neck scarf was embellished with a gem whose truthfulness was
+without pretence. The atmosphere of the room was accounted for by a
+re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>mark which was made by one of the loungers as John came in. "Say,
+Ame," the fellow drawled, "I guess the' was more skunk cabbidge 'n pie
+plant 'n usual 'n that last lot o' cigars o' your'n, wa'n't the'?" to
+which insinuation "Ame" was spared the necessity of a rejoinder by our
+friend's advent.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, guess we c'n give ye a room. Oh, yes, you c'n register if you
+want to. Where is the dum thing? I seen it last week somewhere. Oh,
+yes," producing a thin book ruled for accounts from under the counter,
+"we don't alwus use it," he remarked&mdash;which was obvious, seeing that the
+last entry was a month old.</p>
+
+<p>John concluded that it was a useless formality. "I should like something
+to eat," he said, "and desire to go to my room while it is being
+prepared; and can you send my luggage up now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, looking at the clock, which showed the hour
+of half-past nine, and rubbing his chin perplexedly, "supper's ben
+cleared off some time ago."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want very much," said John; "just a bit of steak, and some
+stewed potatoes, and a couple of boiled eggs, and some coffee." He might
+have heard the sound of a slap in the direction of one of the sitters.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm 'fraid I can't 'commodate ye fur's the steak an' things goes,"
+confessed the landlord. "We don't do much cookin' after dinner, an' I
+reckon the fire's out anyway. P'r'aps," he added doubtfully, "I c'd hunt
+ye up a piece o' pie 'n some doughnuts, or somethin' like that."</p>
+
+<p>He took a key, to which was attached a huge brass tag with serrated
+edges, from a hook on a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> board behind the bar&mdash;on which were suspended a
+number of the like&mdash;lighted a small kerosene lamp, carrying a single
+wick, and, shuffling out from behind the counter, said, "Say, Bill,
+can't you an' Dick carry the gentleman's trunks up to 'thirteen?'" and,
+as they assented, he gave the lamp and key to one of them and left the
+room. The two men took a trunk at either end and mounted the stairs,
+John following, and when the second one came up he put his fingers into
+his waistcoat pocket suggestively.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the one addressed as Dick, "that's all right. We done it to
+oblige Ame."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm very much obliged to you, though," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right," remarked Dick as they turned away.</p>
+
+<p>John surveyed the apartment. There were two small-paned windows
+overlooking the street, curtained with bright "Turkey-red" cotton; near
+to one of them a small wood stove and a wood box, containing some odds
+and ends of sticks and bits of bark; a small chest of drawers, serving
+as a washstand; a malicious little looking-glass; a basin and ewer,
+holding about two quarts; an earthenware mug and soap-dish, the latter
+containing a thin bit of red translucent soap scented with sassafras; an
+ordinary wooden chair and a rocking-chair with rockers of divergent
+aims; a yellow wooden bedstead furnished with a mattress of "excelsior"
+(calculated to induce early rising), a dingy white spread, a gray
+blanket of coarse wool, a pair of cotton sheets which had too obviously
+done duty since passing through the hands of the laundress, and a pair
+of flabby little pillows in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> same state, in respect to their cases,
+as the sheets. On the floor was a much used and faded ingrain carpet, in
+one place worn through by the edge of a loose board. A narrow strip of
+unpainted pine nailed to the wall carried six or seven wooden pegs to
+serve as wardrobe. Two diminutive towels with red borders hung on the
+rail of the washstand, and a battered tin slop jar, minus a cover,
+completed the inventory.</p>
+
+<p>"Heavens, what a hole!" exclaimed John, and as he performed his
+ablutions (not with the sassafras soap) he promised himself a speedy
+flitting. There came a knock at the door, and his host appeared to
+announce that his "tea" was ready, and to conduct him to the
+dining-room&mdash;a good-sized apartment, but narrow, with a long table
+running near the center lengthwise, covered with a cloth which bore the
+marks of many a fray. Another table of like dimensions, but bare, was
+shoved up against the wall. Mr. Elright's ravagement of the larder had
+resulted in a triangle of cadaverous apple pie, three doughnuts, some
+chunks of soft white cheese, and a plate of what are known as oyster
+crackers.</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't git ye no tea," he said. "The hired girls both gone out, an'
+my wife's gone to bed, an' the' wa'n't no fire anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose I could have some beer," suggested John, looking dubiously at
+the banquet.</p>
+
+<p>"We don't keep no ale," said the proprietor of the Eagle, "an' I guess
+we're out o' lawger. I ben intendin' to git some more," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"A glass of milk?" proposed the guest, but without confidence.</p>
+
+<p>"Milkman didn't come to-night," said Mr.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> Elright, shuffling off in his
+carpet slippers, worn out in spirit with the importunities of the
+stranger. There was water on the table, for it had been left there from
+supper time. John managed to consume a doughnut and some crackers and
+cheese, and then went to his room, carrying the water pitcher with him,
+and, after a cigarette or two and a small potation from his flask, to
+bed. Before retiring, however, he stripped the bed with the intention of
+turning the sheets, but upon inspection thought better of it, and
+concluded to leave them as they were. So passed his first night in
+Homeville, and, as he fondly promised himself, his last at the Eagle
+Hotel.</p>
+
+<p>When Bill and Dick returned to the office after "obligin' Ame," they
+stepped with one accord to the counter and looked at the register. "Why,
+darn it," exclaimed Bill, "he didn't sign his name, after all."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Dick, "but I c'n give a putty near guess who he is, all the
+same."</p>
+
+<p>"Some drummer?" suggested Bill.</p>
+
+<p>"Naw," said Richard scornfully. "What 'd a drummer be doin' here this
+time o' year? That's the feller that's ousted Chet Timson, an' I'll bet
+ye the drinks on't. Name's Linx or Lenx, or somethin' like that. Dave
+told me."</p>
+
+<p>"So that's the feller, is it?" said Bill. "I guess he won't stay 'round
+here long. I guess you'll find he's a little too toney fer these parts,
+an' in pertic'ler fer Dave Harum. Dave'll make him feel 'bout as
+comf'table as a rooster in a pond. Lord," he exclaimed, slapping his leg
+with a guffaw, "'d you notice Ame's face when he said he didn't want
+much fer supper, only<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span> beefsteak, an' eggs, an' tea, an' coffee, an' a
+few little things like that? I thought I'd split."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Dick, laughing, "I guess the' ain't nothin' the matter with
+Ame's heart, or he'd 'a' fell down dead.&mdash;Hullo, Ame!" he said when the
+gentleman in question came back after ministering to his guest, "got the
+Prince o' Wales fixed up all right? Did ye cut that pickled el'phant
+that come last week?"</p>
+
+<p>"Huh!" grunted Amos, whose sensibilities had been wounded by the events
+of the evening, "I didn't cut no el'phant ner no cow, ner rob no hen
+roost neither, but I guess he won't starve 'fore mornin'," and with that
+he proceeded to fill up the stove and shut the dampers.</p>
+
+<p>"That means 'git,' I reckon," remarked Bill as he watched the operation.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, "if you fellers think you've spent enough
+time droolin' 'round here swapping lies, I think <i>I'll</i> go to bed,"
+which inhospitable and injurious remark was by no means taken in bad
+part, for Dick said, with a laugh:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Ame, if you'll let me run my face for 'em, Bill 'n I'll take a
+little somethin' for the good o' the house before we shed the partin'
+tear." This proposition was not declined by Mr. Elright, but he felt
+bound on business principles not to yield with too great a show of
+readiness.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I don't mind for this once," he said, going behind the bar and
+setting out a bottle and glasses, "but I've gen'ally noticed that it's a
+damn sight easier to git somethin' <i>into</i> you fellers 'n 't is to git
+anythin' <i>out</i> of ye."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The next morning at nine o'clock John presented himself at Mr. Harum's
+banking office, which occupied the first floor of a brick building some
+twenty or twenty-five feet in width. Besides the entrance to the bank,
+there was a door at the south corner opening upon a stairway leading to
+a suite of two rooms on the second floor.</p>
+
+<p>The banking office consisted of two rooms&mdash;one in front, containing the
+desks and counters, and what may be designated as the "parlor" (as used
+to be the case in the provincial towns) in the rear, in which were Mr.
+Harum's private desk, a safe of medium size, the necessary assortment of
+chairs, and a lounge. There was also a large Franklin stove.</p>
+
+<p>The parlor was separated from the front room by a partition, in which
+were two doors, one leading into the inclosed space behind the desks and
+counters, and the other into the passageway formed by the north wall and
+a length of high desk, topped by a railing. The teller's or cashier's
+counter faced the street opposite the entrance door. At the left of this
+counter (viewed from the front) was a high-standing desk, with a rail.
+At the right was a glass-inclosed space of counter of the same height as
+that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> portion which was open, across which latter the business of paying
+and receiving was conducted.</p>
+
+<p>As John entered he saw standing behind this open counter, framed, as it
+were, between the desk on the one hand, and the glass inclosure on the
+other, a person whom he conjectured to be the "Chet" (short for Chester)
+Timson of whom he had heard. This person nodded in response to our
+friend's "Good morning," and anticipated his inquiry by saying:</p>
+
+<p>"You lookin' for Dave?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am looking for Mr. Harum," said John. "Is he in the office?"</p>
+
+<p>"He hain't come in yet," was the reply. "Up to the barn, I reckon, but
+he's liable to come in any minute, an' you c'n step into the back room
+an' wait fer him," indicating the direction with a wave of his hand.</p>
+
+<p>Business had not begun to be engrossing, though the bank was open, and
+John had hardly seated himself when Timson came into the back room and,
+taking a chair where he could see the counter in the front office,
+proceeded to investigate the stranger, of whose identity he had not the
+smallest doubt. But it was not Mr. Timson's way to take things for
+granted in silence, and it must be admitted that his curiosity in this
+particular case was not without warrant. After a scrutiny of John's face
+and person, which was not brief enough to be unnoticeable, he said, with
+a directness which left nothing in that line to be desired, "I reckon
+you're the new man Dave's ben gettin' up from the city."</p>
+
+<p>"I came up yesterday," admitted John.</p>
+
+<p>"My name's Timson," said Chet.</p>
+
+<p>"Happy to meet you," said John, rising and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> putting out his hand. "My
+name is Lenox," and they shook hands&mdash;that is, John grasped the ends of
+four limp fingers. After they had subsided into their seats, Chet's
+opaquely bluish eyes made another tour of inspection, in curiosity and
+wonder.</p>
+
+<p>"You alwus lived in the city?" he said at last.</p>
+
+<p>"It has always been my home," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"What put it in your head to come up here?" with another stare.</p>
+
+<p>"It was at Mr. Harum's suggestion," replied John, not with perfect
+candor; but he was not minded to be drawn out too far.</p>
+
+<p>"D'ye know Dave?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have never met him." Mr. Timson looked more puzzled than ever.</p>
+
+<p>"Ever ben in the bankin' bus'nis?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have had some experience of such accounts in a general way."</p>
+
+<p>"Ever keep books?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only as I have told you," said John, smiling at the little man.</p>
+
+<p>"Got any idee what you'll have to do up here?" asked Chet.</p>
+
+<p>"Only in a general way."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Timson, "I c'n tell ye; an', what's <i>more</i>, I c'n tell
+ye, young man, 't you hain't no idee of what you're undertakin', an' ef
+you don't wish you was back in New York 'fore you git through I ain't no
+guesser."</p>
+
+<p>"That is possible," said John readily, recalling his night and his
+breakfast that morning.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said the other. "Yes, <i>sir</i>; if you do what I've had to do,
+you'll do the hull darned thing, an' nobody to help you but Pele
+Hopkins,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> who don't count fer a row o' crooked pins. As fer's Dave's
+concerned," asserted the speaker with a wave of his hands, "he don't
+know no more about bankin' 'n a cat. He couldn't count a thousan'
+dollars in an hour, an', as for addin' up a row o' figures, he couldn't
+git it twice alike, I don't believe, if he was to be hung for't."</p>
+
+<p>"He must understand the meaning of his own books and accounts, I should
+think," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said Chet scornfully, "anybody c'd do that. That's easy 'nough;
+but as fur 's the real bus'nis is concerned, he don't have nothin' to do
+with it. It's all ben left to me: chargin' an' creditin', postin',
+individule ledger, gen'ral ledger, bill-book, discount register,
+tickler, for'n register, checkin' off the N'York accounts, drawin' off
+statemunts f'm the ledgers an' bill-book, writin' letters&mdash;why, the'
+ain't an hour 'n the day in bus'nis hours some days that the's an hour
+'t I ain't busy 'bout somethin'. No, sir," continued Chet, "Dave don't
+give himself no trouble about the bus'nis. All he does is to look after
+lendin' the money, an' seein' that it gits paid when the time comes, an'
+keep track of how much money the' is here an' in N'York, an' what notes
+is comin' due&mdash;an' a few things like that, that don't put pen to paper,
+ner take an hour of his time. Why, a man'll come in an' want to git a
+note done, an' it'll be 'All right,' or, 'Can't spare the money to-day,'
+all in a minute. He don't give it no thought at all, an' he ain't 'round
+here half the time. Now," said Chet, "when I work fer a man I like to
+have him 'round so 't I c'n say to him: 'Shall I do it so? or shall I do
+it <i>so</i>? shall I? or sha'n't I?' an' then when I make a mis<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>take&mdash;'s
+anybody's liable to&mdash;he's as much to blame 's I be."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose, then," said John, "that you must have to keep Mr. Harum's
+private accounts also, seeing that he knows so little of details. I have
+been told that he is interested in a good many matters besides this
+business."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Timson, somewhat disconcerted, "I suppose he must keep
+'em himself in <i>some</i> kind of a fashion, an' I don't know a thing about
+any outside matters of his'n, though I suspicion he has got quite a few.
+He's got some books in that safe" (pointing with his finger) "an' he's
+got a safe in the vault, but if you'll believe <i>me</i>"&mdash;and the speaker
+looked as if he hardly expected it&mdash;"I hain't never so much as seen the
+inside of either one on 'em. No, sir," he declared, "I hain't no more
+idee of what's in them safes 'n you have. He's close, Dave Harum is,"
+said Chet with a convincing motion of the head; "on the hull, the
+clostest man I ever see. I believe," he averred, "that if he was to lay
+out to keep it shut that lightnin' might strike him square in the mouth
+an' it wouldn't go in an eighth of an inch. An' yet," he added, "he c'n
+talk by the rod when he takes a notion."</p>
+
+<p>"Must be a difficult person to get on with," commented John dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't stan' it no longer," declared Mr. Timson with the air of one
+who had endured to the end of virtue, "an' I says to him the other day,
+'Wa'al,' I says, 'if I can't suit ye, mebbe you'd better suit
+yourself.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said John politely, seeing that some response was expected of him;
+"and what did he say to that?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"He ast me," replied Chet, "if I meant by that to throw up the
+situation. 'Wa'al,' I says 'I'm sick enough to throw up most anythin','
+I says, 'along with bein' found fault with fer nothin'.'"</p>
+
+<p>"And then?" queried John, who had received the impression that the
+motion to adjourn had come from the other side of the house.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Chet, not quite so confidently, "he said somethin'
+about my requirin' a larger spear of action, an' that he thought I'd do
+better on a mile track&mdash;some o' his hoss talk. That's another thing,"
+said Timson, changing the subject. "He's all fer hosses. He'd sooner
+make a ten-dollar note on a hoss trade than a hunderd right here 'n this
+office. Many's the time right in bus'nis hours, when I've wanted to ask
+him how he wanted somethin' done, he'd be busy talkin' hoss, an'
+wouldn't pay no attention to me more'n 's if I wa'n't there."</p>
+
+<p>"I am glad to feel," said John, "that you can not possibly have any
+unpleasant feeling toward me, seeing that you resigned as you did."</p>
+
+<p>"Cert'nly not, cert'nly not," declared Timson, a little uneasily. "If it
+hadn't 'a' ben you, it would 'a' had to ben somebody else, an' now I
+seen you an' had a talk with you&mdash;Wa'al, I guess I better git back into
+the other room. Dave's liable to come in any minute. But," he said in
+parting, "I will give ye piece of advice: You keep enough laid by to pay
+your gettin' back to N'York. You may want it in a hurry," and with this
+parting shot the rejected one took his leave.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The bank parlor was lighted by a window and a glazed door in the rear
+wall, and another<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span> window on the south side. Mr. Harum's desk was by the
+rear, or west, window, which gave view of his house, standing some
+hundred feet back from the street. The south, or side, window afforded a
+view of his front yard and that of an adjoining dwelling, beyond which
+rose the wall of a mercantile block. Business was encroaching upon
+David's domain. Our friend stood looking out of the south window. To the
+left a bit of Main Street was visible, and the naked branches of the
+elms and maples with which it was bordered were waving defiantly at
+their rivals over the way, incited thereto by a northwest wind.</p>
+
+<p>We invariably form a mental picture of every unknown person of whom we
+think at all. It may be so faint that we are unconscious of it at the
+time, or so vivid that it is always recalled until dissipated by seeing
+the person himself, or his likeness. But that we do so make a picture is
+proved by the fact that upon being confronted by the real features of
+the person in question we always experience a certain amount of
+surprise, even when we have not been conscious of a different conception
+of him.</p>
+
+<p>Be that as it may, however, there was no question in John Lenox's mind
+as to the identity of the person who at last came briskly into the back
+office and interrupted his meditations. Rather under the middle height,
+he was broad-shouldered and deep-chested, with a clean-shaven, red face,
+with&mdash;not a mole&mdash;but a slight protuberance the size of half a large pea
+on the line from the nostril to the corner of the mouth; bald over the
+crown and to a line a couple of inches above the ear, below that thick
+and somewhat bushy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> hair of yellowish red, showing a mingling of gray;
+small but very blue eyes; a thick nose, of no classifiable shape, and a
+large mouth with the lips so pressed together as to produce a slightly
+downward and yet rather humorous curve at the corners. He was dressed in
+a sack coat of dark "pepper-and-salt," with waistcoat and trousers to
+match. A somewhat old-fashioned standing collar, flaring away from the
+throat, was encircled by a red cravat, tied in a bow under his chin. A
+diamond stud of perhaps two carats showed in the triangle of spotless
+shirt front, and on his head was a cloth cap with ear lappets. He
+accosted our friend with, "I reckon you must be Mr. Lenox. How are you?
+I'm glad to see you," tugging off a thick buckskin glove, and putting
+out a plump but muscular hand.</p>
+
+<p>John thanked him as they shook hands, and "hoped he was well."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I'm improvin' slowly. I've got so 'st I c'n
+set up long enough to have my bed made. Come last night, I s'pose?
+Anybody to the deepo to bring ye over? This time o' year once 'n a while
+the' don't nobody go over for passengers."</p>
+
+<p>John said that he had had no trouble. A man by the name of Robinson had
+brought him and his luggage.</p>
+
+<p>"E-up!" said David with a nod, backing up to the fire which was burning
+in the grate of the Franklin stove, "'Dug' Robinson. 'D he do the p'lite
+thing in the matter of questions an' gen'ral conversation?" he asked
+with a grin. John laughed in reply to this question.</p>
+
+<p>"Where'd you put up?" asked David, John said that he passed the night
+at the Eagle Hotel.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span> Mr. Harum had seen Dick Larrabee that morning and
+heard what he had to say of our friend's reception, but he liked to get
+his information from original sources.</p>
+
+<p>"Make ye putty comf'table?" he asked, turning to eject a mouthful into
+the fire.</p>
+
+<p>"I got along pretty well under the circumstances," said John.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Harum did not press the inquiry. "How'd you leave the gen'ral?" he
+inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"He seemed to be well," replied John, "and he wished to be kindly
+remembered to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Fine man, the gen'ral," declared David, well pleased. "Fine man all
+'round. Word's as good as his bond. Yes, sir, when the gen'ral gives his
+warrant, I don't care whether I see the critter or not. Know him much?"</p>
+
+<p>"He and my father were old friends, and I have known him a good many
+years," replied John, adding, "he has been very kind and friendly to
+me."</p>
+
+<p>"Set down, set down," said Mr. Harum, pointing to a chair. Seating
+himself, he took off his cap and dropped it with his gloves on the
+floor. "How long you ben here in the office?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps half an hour," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I meant to have ben here when you come," said the banker, "but I got
+hendered about a matter of a hoss I'm looking at. I guess I'll shut that
+door," making a move toward the one into the front office.</p>
+
+<p>"Allow me," said John, getting up and closing it.</p>
+
+<p>"May's well shut the other one while you're about it. Thank you," as
+John resumed his seat.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> "I hain't got nothin' very private, but I'm
+'fraid of distractin' Timson's mind. Did he int'duce himself?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, "we introduced ourselves and had a few minutes
+conversation."</p>
+
+<p>"Gin ye his hull hist'ry an' a few relations throwed in?"</p>
+
+<p>"There was hardly time for that," said John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"Rubbed a little furn'ture polish into my char'cter an' repitation?"
+insinuated Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"Most of our talk was on the subject of his duties and
+responsibilities," was John's reply. ("Don't cal'late to let on any
+more'n he cal'lates to," thought David to himself.)</p>
+
+<p>"Allowed he run the hull shebang, didn't he?"</p>
+
+<p>"He seemed to have a pretty large idea of what was required of one in
+his place," admitted the witness.</p>
+
+<p>"Kind o' friendly, was he?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "after we had talked for a while I said to him that I
+was glad to think that he could have no unpleasant feeling toward me,
+seeing that he had given up the place of his own preference, and he
+assured me that he had none."</p>
+
+<p>David turned and looked at John for an instant, with a twinkle in his
+eye. The younger man returned the look and smiled slightly. David
+laughed outright.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess you've seen folks before," he remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"I have never met any one exactly like Mr. Timson, I think," said our
+friend with a slight laugh.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Fortunitly them kind is rare," observed Mr. Harum dryly, rising and
+going to his desk, from a drawer of which he produced a couple of
+cigars, one of which he proffered to John, who, for the first time in
+his life, during the next half hour regretted that he was a smoker.
+David sat for two or three minutes puffing diligently, and then took the
+weed out of his mouth and looked contemplatively at it.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you like that cigar?" he inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"It burns very nicely," said the victim. Mr. Harum emitted a cough which
+was like a chuckle, or a chuckle which was like a cough, and relapsed
+into silence again. Presently he turned his head, looked curiously at
+the young man for a moment, and then turned his glance again to the
+fire.</p>
+
+<p>"I've ben wonderin' some," he said, "pertic'lerly since I see you, how
+'t was 't you wanted to come up here to Homeville. Gen'l Wolsey gin his
+warrant, an' so I reckon you hadn't ben gettin' into no scrape nor
+nothin'," and again he looked sharply at the young man at his side.</p>
+
+<p>"Did the general say nothing of my affairs?" the latter asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied David, "all 't he said was in a gen'ral way that he'd
+knowed you an' your folks a good while, an' he thought you'd be jest the
+feller I was lookin' fer. Mebbe he reckoned that if you wanted your
+story told, you'd ruther tell it yourself."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></a>CHAPTER XIV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Whatever might have been John's repugnance to making a confidant of the
+man whom he had known but for half an hour, he acknowledged to himself
+that the other's curiosity was not only natural but proper. He could not
+but know that in appearance and manner he was in marked contrast with
+those whom the man had so far seen. He divined the fact that his coming
+from a great city to settle down in a village town would furnish matter
+for surprise and conjecture, and felt that it would be to his advantage
+with the man who was to be his employer that he should be perfectly and
+obviously frank upon all matters of his own which might be properly
+mentioned. He had an instinctive feeling that Harum combined acuteness
+and suspiciousness to a very large degree, and he had also a feeling
+that the old man's confidence, once gained, would not be easily shaken.
+So he told his hearer so much of his history as he thought pertinent,
+and David listened without interruption or comment, save an occasional
+"E-um'm."</p>
+
+<p>"And here I am," John remarked in conclusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Here you <i>be</i>, fer a fact," said David. "Wa'al, the's worse places 'n
+Homeville&mdash;after you git used to it," he added in qualification.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span> "I ben
+back here a matter o' thirteen or fourteen year now, an' am gettin' to
+feel my way 'round putty well; but not havin' ben in these parts fer
+putty nigh thirty year, I found it ruther lonesome to start with, an' I
+guess if it hadn't 'a' ben fer Polly I wouldn't 'a' stood it. But up to
+the time I come back she hadn't never ben ten mile away f'm here in her
+hull life, an' I couldn't budge her. But then," he remarked, "while
+Homeville aint a metrop'lis, it's some a diff'rent place f'm what it
+used to be&mdash;in some <i>ways</i>. Polly's my sister," he added by way of
+explanation.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, with rather a rueful laugh, "if it has taken you all
+that time to get used to it the outlook for me is not very encouraging,
+I'm afraid."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," remarked Mr. Harum, "I'm apt to speak in par'bles sometimes. I
+guess you'll git along after a spell, though it mayn't set fust rate on
+your stomech till you git used to the diet. Say," he said after a
+moment, "if you'd had a couple o' thousan' more, do you think you'd 'a'
+stuck to the law bus'nis?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I don't know," replied John, "but I am inclined to think not.
+General Wolsey told me that if I were very anxious to go on with it he
+would help me, but after what I told him he advised me to write to you."</p>
+
+<p>"He did, did he?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, "and after what I had gone through I was not
+altogether sorry to come away."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum thoughtfully, "if I was to lose what little I've
+got, an' had to give up livin' in the way I was used to, an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> couldn't
+even keep a hoss, I c'n allow 't I might be willin' fer a change of
+scene to make a fresh start in. Yes, sir, I guess I would. Wa'al,"
+looking at his watch, "I've got to go now, an' I'll see ye later, mebbe.
+You feel like takin' holt to-day?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said John with alacrity.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said Mr. Harum. "You tell Timson what you want, an' make
+him show you everythin'. He understands, an' I've paid him for't. He's
+agreed to stay any time in reason 't you want him, but I guess," he
+added with a laugh, "'t you c'n pump him dry 'n a day or two. It haint
+rained wisdom an' knowlidge in his part o' the country fer a consid'able
+spell."</p>
+
+<p>David stood for a moment drawing on his gloves, and then, looking at
+John with his characteristic chuckle, continued:</p>
+
+<p>"Allowed he'd ben drawin' the hull load, did he? Wa'al, sir, the truth
+on't is 't he never come to a hill yet, 'f 't wa'n't more 'n a foot
+high, but what I had to git out an' push; nor never struck a turn in the
+road but what I had to take him by the head an' lead him into it." With
+which Mr. Harum put on his overcoat and cap and departed.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Mr. Timson was leaning over the counter in animated controversy with a
+man on the outside who had evidently asserted or quoted (the quotation
+is the usual weapon: it has a double barb and can be wielded with
+comparative safety) something of a wounding effect.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," exclaimed Chet, with a sounding slap on the counter, "no,
+sir! The' ain't one word o' truth in't. I said myself, 'I won't stan'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
+it,' I says, 'not f'm you ner nobody else,' I says, 'an' what's more,'
+says I&mdash;" The expression in the face of Mr. Timson's tormentor caused
+that gentleman to break off and look around. The man on the outside
+grinned, stared at John a moment, and went out, and Timson turned and
+said, as John came forward, "Hello! The old man picked ye to pieces all
+he wanted to?"</p>
+
+<p>"We are through for the day, I fancy," said our friend, smiling, "and if
+you are ready to begin my lessons I am ready to take them. Mr. Harum
+told me that you would be good enough to show me what was necessary."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said Mr. Timson readily enough, and so John began his first
+day's work in David's office. He was surprised and encouraged to find
+how much his experience in Rush &amp; Company's office stood him in hand,
+and managed to acquire in a comparatively short time a pretty fair
+comprehension of the system which prevailed in "Harum's bank,"
+notwithstanding the incessant divagations of his instructor.</p>
+
+<p>It was decided between Timson and our friend that on the following day
+the latter should undertake the office work under supervision, and the
+next morning John was engaged upon the preliminaries of the day's
+business when his employer came in and seated himself at his desk in the
+back room. After a few minutes, in which he was busy with his letters,
+he appeared in the doorway of the front room. He did not speak, for John
+saw him, and, responding to a backward toss of the head, followed him
+into the "parlor," and at an intimation of the same silent character
+shut the doors. Mr. Harum sat<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> down at his desk, and John stood awaiting
+his pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>"How 'd ye make out yestidy?" he asked. "Git anythin' out of old
+tongue-tied?" pointing with his thumb toward the front room.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said John, smiling, as he recalled the unceasing flow of
+words which had enveloped Timson's explanations.</p>
+
+<p>"How much longer do you think you'll have to have him 'round?" asked Mr.
+Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "of course your customers are strangers to me, but so
+far as the routine of the office is concerned I think I can manage after
+to-day. But I shall have to appeal to you rather often for a while until
+I get thoroughly acquainted with my work."</p>
+
+<p>"Good fer you," said David. "You've took holt a good sight quicker 'n I
+thought ye would, an' I'll spend more or less time 'round here fer a
+while, or be where you c'n reach me. It's like this," he continued;
+"Chet's a helpless kind of critter, fer all his braggin' an' talk, an' I
+ben feelin' kind o' wambly about turnin' him loose&mdash;though the Lord
+knows," he said with feeling, "'t I've had bother enough with him to
+kill a tree. But anyway I wrote to some folks I know up to Syrchester to
+git something fer him to do, an' I got a letter to send him along, an'
+mebbe they'd give him a show. See?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said John, "and if you are willing to take the chances of my
+mistakes I will undertake to get on without him."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said the banker, "we'll call it a heat&mdash;and, say, don't let
+on what I've told you. I want to see how long it'll take to git all over
+the village that he didn't ask no odds o' nobody.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> Hadn't ben out o' a
+job three days 'fore the' was a lot o' chances, an' all 't he had to do
+was to take his pick out o' the lot on 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"Really?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David. "Some folks is gaited that way. Amusin', ain't
+it?&mdash;Hullo, Dick! Wa'al?"</p>
+
+<p>"Willis'll give two hunderd fer the sorr'l colt," said the incomer, whom
+John recognized as one of the loungers in the Eagle bar the night of his
+arrival.</p>
+
+<p>"E-um'm!" said David. "Was he speakin' of any pertic'ler colt, or sorril
+colts in gen'ral? I hain't got the only one the' is, I s'pose."</p>
+
+<p>Dick merely laughed. "Because," continued the owner of the "sorril
+colt," "if Steve Willis wants to lay in sorril colts at two hunderd a
+piece, I ain't goin' to gainsay him, but you tell him that
+two-forty-nine ninety-nine won't buy the one in my barn." Dick laughed
+again.</p>
+
+<p>John made a move in the direction of the front room.</p>
+
+<p>"Hold on a minute," said David. "Shake hands with Mr. Larrabee."</p>
+
+<p>"Seen ye before," said Dick, as they shook hands. "I was in the barroom
+when you come in the other night," and then he laughed as at the
+recollection of something very amusing.</p>
+
+<p>John flushed a little and said, a bit stiffly, "I remember you were kind
+enough to help about my luggage."</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me," said Dick, conscious of the other's manner. "I wa'n't
+laughin' at you, that is, not in pertic'ler. I couldn't see your face
+when Ame offered ye pie an' doughnuts instid of beefsteak an' fixins. I
+c'd only guess at that;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> but Ame's face was enough fer me," and Dick
+went off into another cachinnation.</p>
+
+<p>David's face indicated some annoyance. "Oh, shet up," he exclaimed.
+"You'd keep that yawp o' your'n goin', I believe, if it was the judgment
+day."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Dick with a grin, "I expect the' might be some fun to be
+got out o' <i>that</i>, if a feller wa'n't worryin' too much about his own
+skin; an' as fur's I'm concerned&mdash;&mdash;" Dick's further views on the
+subject of that momentous occasion were left unexplained. A significant
+look in David's face caused the speaker to break off and turn toward the
+door, through which came two men, the foremost a hulking, shambling
+fellow, with an expression of repellent sullenness. He came forward to
+within about ten feet of David's desk, while his companion halted near
+the door. David eyed him in silence.</p>
+
+<p>"I got this here notice this mornin'," said the man, "sayin' 't my note
+'d be due to-morrer, an' 'd have to be paid."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, with his arm over the back of his chair and his
+left hand resting on his desk, "that's so, ain't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe so," was the fellow's reply, "fur 's the comin' due 's concerned,
+but the payin' part 's another matter."</p>
+
+<p>"Was you cal'latin' to have it renewed?" asked David, leaning a little
+forward.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the man coolly, "I don't know 's I want to renew it fer any
+pertic'ler time, an' I guess it c'n run along fer a while jest as 't
+is." John looked at Dick Larrabee. He was watching David's face with an
+expression of the ut<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>most enjoyment. David twisted his chair a little
+more to the right and out from the desk.</p>
+
+<p>"You think it c'n run along, do ye?" he asked suavely. "I'm glad to have
+your views on the subject. Wa'al, I guess it kin, too, until <i>to-morro'</i>
+at four o'clock, an' after that you c'n settle with lawyer Johnson or
+the sheriff." The man uttered a disdainful laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess it'll puzzle ye some to c'lect it," he said. Mr. Harum's bushy
+red eyebrows met above his nose.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Bill Montaig," he said, "I know more 'bout this matter 'n
+you think for. I know 't you ben makin' your brags that you'd fix me in
+this deal. You allowed that you'd set up usury in the fust place, an' if
+that didn't work I'd find you was execution proof anyways. That's so,
+ain't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's about the size on't," said Montaig, putting his feet a little
+farther apart. David had risen from his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't talk that way," proceeded the latter, "when you come whinin'
+'round here to git that money in the fust place, an' as I reckon some o'
+the facts in the case has slipped out o' your mind since that time, I
+guess I'd better jog your mem'ry a little."</p>
+
+<p>It was plain from the expression of Mr. Montaig's countenance that his
+confidence in the strength of his position was not quite so assured as
+at first, but he maintained his attitude as well as in him lay.</p>
+
+<p>"In the fust place," David began his assault, "<i>I</i> didn't <i>lend</i> ye the
+money. I borr'ed it for ye on my indorsement, an' charged ye fer doin'
+it, as I told ye at the time; an' another thing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> that you appear to
+forgit is that you signed a paper statin' that you was wuth, in good and
+available pusson'ls, free an' clear, over five hunderd dollars, an' that
+the statement was made to me with the view of havin' me indorse your
+note fer one-fifty. Rec'lect that?" David smiled grimly at the look of
+disconcert which, in spite of himself, appeared in Bill's face.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't remember signin' no paper," he said doggedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Jest as like as not," remarked Mr. Harum. "What <i>you</i> was thinkin' of
+about that time was gittin' that <i>money</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd like to see that paper," said Bill, with a pretence of incredulity.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll see it when the time comes," asserted David, with an emphatic
+nod. He squared himself, planting his feet apart, and, thrusting his
+hands deep in his coat pockets, faced the discomfited yokel.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think, Bill Montaig," he said, with measureless contempt, "that
+I didn't know who I was dealin' with? that I didn't know what a
+low-lived, roost-robbin' skunk you was? an' didn't know how to protect
+myself agin such an'muls as you be? Wa'al, I did, an' don't you stop
+thinkin' 'bout it&mdash;an'," he added, shaking his finger at the object of
+his scorn, "<i>you'll pay that note</i> or I'll put ye where the dogs won't
+bite ye," and with that he turned on his heel and resumed his seat. Bill
+stood for a minute with a scowl of rage and defeat in his lowering face.</p>
+
+<p>"Got any further bus'nis with me?" inquired Mr. Harum. "Anythin' more 't
+I c'n oblige ye about?" There was no answer.</p>
+
+<p>"I asked you," said David, raising his voice<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> and rising to his feet,
+"if you had any further bus'nis with me."</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno's I have," was the sullen response.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said David. "That bein' the case, an' as I've got somethin'
+to do beside wastin' my time on such wuthless pups as you be, I'll thank
+you to git out. There's the door," he added, pointing to it.</p>
+
+<p>"He, he, he, he, ho, ho, ha, h-o-o-o-o-o!" came from the throat of Dick
+Larrabee. This was too much for the exasperated Bill, and he erred (to
+put it mildly) in raising his arm and advancing a step toward his
+creditor. He was not swift enough to take the second, however, for
+David, with amazing quickness, sprang upon him, and twisting him around,
+rushed him out of the door, down the passage, and out of the front door,
+which was obligingly held open by an outgoing client, who took in the
+situation and gave precedence to Mr. Montaig. His companion, who so far
+had taken no part, made a motion to interfere, but John, who stood
+nearest to him, caught him by the collar and jerked him back, with the
+suggestion that it would be better to let the two have it out by
+themselves. David came back rather breathless and very red in the face,
+but evidently in exceeding good humor.</p>
+
+<p>"Scat my &mdash;&mdash;!" he exclaimed. "Hain't had such a good tussle I dunno
+when."</p>
+
+<p>"Bill's considered ruther an awk'ard customer," remarked Dick. "I guess
+he hain't had no such handlin' fer quite a while."</p>
+
+<p>"Sho!" exclaimed Mr. Harum. "The' ain't nothin' to him but wind an'
+meanness. Who was that feller with him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Name 's Smith, I believe," replied Dick.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> "Guess Bill brought him along
+fer a witness, an' I reckon he seen all he wanted to. I'll bet <i>his</i>
+neck's achin' some," added Mr. Larrabee with a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"How's that?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he made a move to tackle you as you was escortin' Bill out, an'
+Mr. Lenox there caught him in the collar an' gin him a jerk that'd 'a'
+landed him on his back," said Dick, "if," turning to John, "you hadn't
+helt holt of him. You putty nigh broke his neck. He went off&mdash;he, he,
+he, he, ho!&mdash;wrigglin' it to make sure."</p>
+
+<p>"I used more force than was necessary, I'm afraid," said Billy
+Williams's pupil, "but there wasn't much time to calculate."</p>
+
+<p>"Much obliged," said David with a nod.</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," protested John, laughing. "I have enjoyed a great deal
+this morning."</p>
+
+<p>"It <i>has</i> ben ruther pleasant," remarked David with a chuckle, "but you
+mustn't cal'late on havin' such fun ev'ry mornin'."</p>
+
+<p>John went into the business office, leaving the banker and Dick.</p>
+
+<p>"Say," said the latter when they were alone, "that young man o' your'n
+'s quite a feller. He took care o' that big Smith chap with one hand;
+an' say, <i>you</i> c'n git round on your pins 'bout 's lively 's they make
+'em, I guess. I swan!" he exclaimed, slapping his thigh and shaking with
+laughter, "the hull thing head-an'-shouldered any show I seen lately."
+And then for a while they fell to talking of the "sorril colt" and other
+things.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></a>CHAPTER XV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>When John went back to the office after the noonday intermission it was
+manifest that something had happened to Mr. Timson, and that the
+something was of a nature extremely gratifying to that worthy gentleman.
+He was beaming with satisfaction and rustling with importance. Several
+times during the afternoon he appeared to be on the point of confiding
+his news, but in the face of the interruptions which occurred, or which
+he feared might check the flow of his communication, he managed to
+restrain himself till after the closing of the office. But scarcely were
+the shutters up (at the willing hands of Peleg Hopkins) when he turned
+to John and, looking at him sharply, said, "Has Dave said anythin' 'bout
+my leavin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"He told me he expected you would stay as long as might be necessary to
+get me well started," said John non-committally, mindful of Mr. Harum's
+injunction.</p>
+
+<p>"Jest like him," declared Chet. "Jest like him for all the world; but
+the fact o' the matter is 't I'm goin' to-morro'. I s'pose he thought,"
+reflected Mr. Timson, "thet he'd ruther you'd find it out yourself than
+to have to break it to ye, 'cause then, don't ye see, after I was gone
+he c'd lay the hull thing at my door."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Really," said John, "I should have said that he ought to have told me."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Chet encouragingly, "mebbe you'll git along somehow,
+though I'm 'fraid you'll have more or less trouble; but I told Dave that
+as fur 's I c'd see, mebbe you'd do 's well 's most anybody he c'd git
+that didn't know any o' the customers, an' hadn't never done any o' this
+kind o' work before."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much," said John. "And so you are off to-morrow, are
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Got to be," declared Mr. Timson. "I'd 'a' liked to stay with you a
+spell longer, but the's a big concern f'm out of town that as soon as
+they heard I was at libe'ty wrote for me to come right along up, an' I
+s'pose I hadn't ought to keep 'em waitin'."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I should think not," said John, "and I congratulate you upon having
+located yourself so quickly."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said Mr. Timson, with ineffable complacency, "I hain't give myself
+no worry; I hain't lost no sleep. I've allowed all along that Dave
+Harum'd find out that he wa'n't the unly man that needed my kind o'
+work, an' I ain't meanin' any disrispect to you when I say 't&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Just so," said John. "I quite understand. Nobody could expect to take
+just the place with him that you have filled. And, by the way," he
+added, "as you are going in the morning, and I may not see you again,
+would you kindly give me the last balance sheets of the two ledgers and
+the bill-book. I suppose, of course, that they are brought down to the
+first of the month, and I shall want to have them."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, cert'nly, of course&mdash;wa'al I guess<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> Dave's got 'em," replied
+Chet, looking considerably disconcerted, "but I'll look 'em up in the
+mornin'. My train don't go till ten o'clock, an' I'll see you 'bout any
+little last thing in the mornin'&mdash;but I guess I've got to go now on
+account of a lot of things. You c'n shut up, can't ye?"</p>
+
+<p>Whereupon Mr. Timson made his exit, and not long afterward David came
+in. By that time everything had been put away, the safe and vault
+closed, and Peleg had departed with the mail and his freedom for the
+rest of the day.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, lifting himself to a seat on the counter,
+"how've you made out? All O.K.?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied John, "I think so."</p>
+
+<p>"Where's Chet?"</p>
+
+<p>"He went away some few minutes ago. He said he had a good many things to
+attend to as he was leaving in the morning."</p>
+
+<p>"E-um'm!" said David incredulously. "I guess 't won't take him long to
+close up his matters. Did he leave ev'rything in good shape? Cash all
+right, an' so on?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think so," said John. "The cash is right I am sure."</p>
+
+<p>"How 'bout the books?"</p>
+
+<p>"I asked him to let me have the balance sheets, and he said that you
+must have them, but that he would come in in the morning and&mdash;well, what
+he said was that he would see me in the morning, and, as he put it, look
+after any little last thing."</p>
+
+<p>"E-um'm!" David grunted. "He won't do no such a thing. We've seen the
+last of him, you bet, an' a good riddance. He'll take the nine<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> o'clock
+to-night, that's what he'll do. Drawed his pay, I guess, didn't he?"</p>
+
+<p>"He said he was to be paid for this month," answered John, "and took
+sixty dollars. Was that right?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said David, nodding his head absently. "What was it he said about
+them statements?" he inquired after a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"He said he guessed you must have them."</p>
+
+<p>"E-um'm!" was David's comment. "What'd he say about leavin'?"</p>
+
+<p>John laughed and related the conversation as exactly as he could.</p>
+
+<p>"What'd I tell ye," said Mr. Harum, with a short laugh. "Mebbe he won't
+go till to-morro', after all," he remarked. "He'll want to put in a
+leetle more time tellin' how he was sent for in a hurry by that big
+concern f'm out of town 't he's goin' to."</p>
+
+<p>"Upon my word, I can't understand it," said John, "knowing that you can
+contradict him."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "he'll allow that if he gits in the fust word,
+he'll take the pole. It don't matter anyway, long 's he's gone. I guess
+you an' me c'n pull the load, can't we?" and he dropped down off the
+counter and started to go out. "By the way," he said, halting a moment,
+"can't you come in to tea at six o'clock? I want to make ye acquainted
+with Polly, an' she's itchin' to see ye."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be delighted," said John.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>"Polly," said David, "I've ast the young feller to come to tea, but
+don't you say the word 'Eagle,' to him. You c'n show your ign'rance
+'bout all the other kinds of birds an' animals you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> ain't familiar
+with," said the unfeeling brother, "but leave eagles alone."</p>
+
+<p>"What you up to now?" she asked, but she got no answer but a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>From a social point of view the entertainment could not be described as
+a very brilliant success. Our friend was tired and hungry. Mr. Harum was
+unusually taciturn, and Mrs. Bixbee, being under her brother's interdict
+as regarded the subject which, had it been allowed discussion, might
+have opened the way, was at a loss for generalities. But John afterward
+got upon terms of the friendliest nature with that kindly soul.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Some weeks after John's assumption of his duties in the office of David
+Harum, Banker, that gentleman sat reading his New York paper in the
+"wing settin'-room," after tea, and Aunt Polly was occupied with the
+hemming of a towel. The able editorial which David was perusing was
+strengthening his conviction that all the intelligence and virtue of the
+country were monopolized by the Republican party, when his meditations
+were broken in upon by Mrs. Bixbee, who knew nothing and cared less
+about the Force Bill or the doctrine of protection to American
+industries.</p>
+
+<p>"You hain't said nothin' fer quite a while about the bank," she
+remarked. "Is Mr. Lenox gittin' along all right?"</p>
+
+<p>"Guess he's gittin' into condition as fast as c'd be expected," said
+David, between two lines of his editorial.</p>
+
+<p>"It must be awful lonesome fer him," she observed, to which there was no
+reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't it?" she asked, after an interval.</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't what?" said David, looking up at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Awful lonesome," she reiterated.</p>
+
+<p>"Guess nobody ain't ever very lonesome when you're 'round an' got your
+breath," was the reply. "What you talkin' about?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I ain't talkin' about you, 't any rate," said Mrs. Bixbee. "I was
+sayin' it must be awful lonesome fer Mr. Lenox up here where he don't
+know a soul hardly, an' livin' at that hole of a tavern."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see 't you've any cause to complain long's he don't," said
+David, hoping that it would not come to his sister's ears that he had,
+for reasons of his own, discouraged any attempt on John's part to better
+his quarters, "an' he hain't ben very lonesome daytimes, I guess, so
+fur, 'thout he's ben makin' work fer himself to kill time."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "we found that Chet hadn't done more 'n to give
+matters a lick an' a promise in most a year. He done just enough to keep
+up the day's work an' no more an' the upshot on't is that John's had to
+put in consid'able time to git things straightened out."</p>
+
+<p>"What a shame!" exclaimed Aunt Polly.</p>
+
+<p>"Keeps him f'm bein' lonesome," remarked her brother with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"An' he hain't had no time to himself!" she protested. "I don't believe
+you've made up your mind yet whether you're goin' to like him, an' I
+don't believe he'll <i>stay</i> anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"I've told more 'n forty-leven times," said Mr. Harum, looking up over
+his paper, "that I thought we was goin' to make a hitch of it, an' he
+cert'nly hain't said nuthin' 'bout leavin', an' I guess he won't fer a
+while, tavern or no tavern. He's got a putty stiff upper lip of his own,
+I reckon," David further remarked, with a short laugh, causing Mrs.
+Bixbee to look up at him<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span> inquiringly, which look the speaker answered
+with a nod, saying, "Me an' him had a little go-round to-day."</p>
+
+<p>"You hain't had no <i>words</i>, hev ye?" she asked anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, we didn't have what ye might call <i>words</i>. I was jest tryin' a
+little experiment with him."</p>
+
+<p>"Humph," she remarked, "you're alwus tryin' exper'ments on somebody, an'
+you'll be liable to git ketched at it some day."</p>
+
+<p>"Exceptin' on you," said David. "You don't think I'd try any experiments
+on you, do ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Me!" she cried. "You're at me the hull endurin' time, an' you know it."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, but Polly," said David insinuatingly, "you don't know how
+int'restin' you <i>be</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Glad you think so," she declared, with a sniff and a toss of the head.
+"What you ben up to with Mr. Lenox?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nuthin' much," replied Mr. Harum, making a feint of resuming his
+reading.</p>
+
+<p>"Be ye goin' to tell me, or&mdash;air ye too <i>'shamed</i> on't?" she added with
+a little laugh, which somewhat turned the tables on her teasing brother.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I laid out to try an' read this paper," he said, spreading it
+out on his lap, "but," resignedly, "I guess 't ain't no use. Do you know
+what a count'fit bill is?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno 's I ever see one," she said, "but I s'pose I do. They're agin
+the law, ain't they?"</p>
+
+<p>"The's a number o' things that's agin the law," remarked David dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al?" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee after a moment of waiting.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't much to tell,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span> but it's plain I don't
+git no peace till you git it out of me. It was like this: The young
+feller's took holt everywhere else right off, but handlin' the money
+bothered him consid'able at fust. It was slow work, an' I c'd see it
+myself; but he's gettin' the hang on't now. Another thing I expected
+he'd run up agin was count'fits. The' ain't so very many on 'em round
+now-a-days, but the' is now an' then one. He allowed to me that he was
+liable to get stuck at fust, an' I reckoned he would. But I never said
+nuthin' about it, nor ast no questions until to-day; an' this afternoon
+I come in to look 'round, an' I says to him, 'What luck have you had
+with your money? Git any bad?' I says. 'Wa'al,' he says, colorin' up a
+little, 'I don't know how many I may have took in an' paid out agin
+without knowin' it,' he says, 'but the' was a couple sent back from New
+York out o' that package that went down last Friday.'"</p>
+
+<p>"'What was they?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'A five an' a ten,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Where be they?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'They're in the draw there&mdash;they're ruther int'restin' objects of
+study,' he says, kind o' laughin' on the wrong side of his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>"'Countin' 'em in the cash?' I says, an' with that he kind o' reddened
+up agin. 'No, sir,' he says, 'I charged 'em up to my own account, an'
+I've kept 'em to compare with.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You hadn't ought to done that,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'You think I ought to 'a' put 'em in the fire at once?' says he.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, 'that wa'n't what I meant. Why didn't you mix 'em up with
+the other money, an' let 'em go when you was payin' out?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> Anyways,' I
+says, 'you charge 'em up to profit an' loss if you're goin' to charge
+'em to anythin', an' let me have 'em,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What'll you do with 'em?' he says to me, kind o' shuttin' his jaws
+together.</p>
+
+<p>"'I'll take care on 'em,' I says. 'They mayn't be good enough to send
+down to New York,' I says, 'but they'll go around here all right&mdash;jest
+as good as any other,' I says, 'long 's you keep 'em movin'.'"</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum!" cried Polly, who, though not quite comprehending some of
+the technicalities of detail, was fully alive to the turpitude of the
+suggestion. "I hope to gracious he didn't think you was in earnest. Why,
+s'pose they was passed around, wouldn't somebody git stuck with 'em in
+the long run? You know they would." Mrs. Bixbee occasionally surprised
+her brother with unexpected penetration, but she seldom got much
+recognition of it.</p>
+
+<p>"I see by the paper," he remarked, "that the' was a man died in
+Pheladelphy one day last week," which piece of barefaced irrelevancy
+elicited no notice from Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"What more did he say?" she demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," responded Mr. Harum with a laugh, "he said that he didn't see
+why I should be a loser by his mistakes, an' that as fur as the bills
+was concerned they belonged to him, an' with that," said the narrator,
+"Mister Man gits 'em out of the draw an' jest marches into the back room
+an' puts the dum things int' the fire."</p>
+
+<p>"He done jest right," declared Aunt Polly, "an' you know it, don't ye
+now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "f'm his standpoint&mdash;f'm his standpoint, I guess he
+did, an'," rubbing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> his chin with two fingers of his left hand, "it's a
+putty dum good standpoint too. I've ben lookin'," he added reflectively,
+"fer an honest man fer quite a number o' years, an' I guess I've found
+him; yes'm, I guess I've found him."</p>
+
+<p>"An' be you goin' to let him lose that fifteen dollars?" asked the
+practical Polly, fixing her brother with her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, with a short laugh, "what c'n I do with such an
+obst'nit critter 's he is? He jest backed into the britchin', an' I
+couldn't do nothin' with him." Aunt Polly sat over her sewing for a
+minute or two without taking a stitch.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry you done it," she said at last.</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno but I did make ruther a mess of it," admitted Mr. Harum.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></a>CHAPTER XVII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It was the 23d of December, and shortly after the closing hour. Peleg
+had departed and our friend had just locked the vault when David came
+into the office and around behind the counter.</p>
+
+<p>"Be you in any hurry?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>John said he was not, whereupon Mr. Harum hitched himself up onto a high
+office stool, with his heels on the spindle, and leaned sideways upon
+the desk, while John stood facing him with his left arm upon the desk.</p>
+
+<p>"John," said David, "do ye know the Widdo' Cullom?"</p>
+
+<p>"No" said John, "but I know who she is&mdash;a tall, thin woman, who walks
+with a slight stoop and limp. I noticed her and asked her name because
+there was something about her looks that attracted my attention&mdash;as
+though at some time she might have seen better days."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the party," said David. "She has seen better days, but she's eat
+an' drunk sorro' mostly fer goin' on thirty year, an' darned little else
+good share o' the time, I reckon."</p>
+
+<p>"She has that appearance certainly," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes sir," said David, "she's had a putty tough time, the widdo' has,
+an' yet," he pro<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>ceeded after a momentary pause, "the' was a time when
+the Culloms was some o' the king-pins o' this hull region. They used to
+own quarter o' the county, an' they lived in the big house up on the
+hill where Doc Hays lives now. That was considered to be the finest
+place anywheres 'round here in them days. I used to think the Capitol to
+Washington must be somethin' like the Cullom house, an' that Billy P.
+(folks used to call him Billy P. 'cause his father's name was William
+an' his was William Parker), an' that Billy P. 'd jest 's like 's not be
+president. I've changed my mind some on the subject of presidents since
+I was a boy."</p>
+
+<p>Here Mr. Harum turned on his stool, put his right hand into his
+sack-coat pocket, extracted therefrom part of a paper of "Maple Dew,"
+and replenished his left cheek with an ample wad of "fine-cut." John
+took advantage of the break to head off what he had reason to fear might
+turn into a lengthy digression from the matter in hand by saying, "I beg
+pardon, but how does it happen that Mrs. Cullom is in such
+circumstances? Has the family all died out?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "they're most on 'em dead, all on 'em, in fact,
+except the widdo's son Charley, but as fur 's the family 's concerned,
+it more 'n <i>died</i> out&mdash;it <i>gin</i> out! 'D ye ever hear of Jim Wheton's
+calf? Wa'al, Jim brought three or four veals into town one spring to
+sell. Dick Larrabee used to peddle meat them days. Dick looked 'em over
+an' says, 'Look here, Jim,' he says, 'I guess you got a "deakin" in that
+lot,' he says. 'I dunno what you mean,' says Jim. 'Yes, ye do, goll darn
+ye!' says Dick, 'yes, ye do. You didn't never kill that calf, an' you
+know<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> it. That calf died, that's what that calf done. Come, now, own
+up,' he says. 'Wa'al,' says Jim, 'I didn't <i>kill</i> it, an' it didn't
+<i>die</i> nuther&mdash;it jest kind o' <i>gin out</i>.'"</p>
+
+<p>John joined in the laugh with which the narrator rewarded his own
+effort, and David went on: "Yes, sir, they jest petered out. Old Billy,
+Billy P.'s father, inheritid all the prop'ty&mdash;never done a stroke of
+work in his life. He had a collidge education, went to Europe, an' all
+that', an' before he was fifty year old he hardly ever come near the old
+place after he was growed up. The land was all farmed out on shares, an'
+his farmers mostly bamboozled him the hull time. He got consid'able
+income, of course, but as things went along and they found out how slack
+he was they kept bitin' off bigger chunks all the time, an' sometimes he
+didn't git even the core. But all the time when he wanted money&mdash;an' he
+wanted it putty often I tell ye&mdash;the easiest way was to stick on a
+morgidge; an' after a spell it got so 't he'd have to give a morgidge to
+pay the int'rist on the other morgidges."</p>
+
+<p>"But," said John, "was there nothing to the estate but land?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said David, "old Billy's father left him some consid'able
+pers'nal, but after that was gone he went into the morgidge bus'nis as I
+tell ye. He lived mostly up to Syrchester and around, an' when he got
+married he bought a place in Syrchester and lived there till Billy P.
+was about twelve or thirteen year old, an' he was about fifty. By that
+time he'd got 'bout to the end of his rope, an' the' wa'n't nothin' for
+it but to come back here to Homeville an' make the most o' what the' was
+left&mdash;an' that's what he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span> done, let alone that he didn't make the most
+on't to any pertic'ler extent. Mis' Cullom, his wife, wa'n't no help to
+him. She was a city woman an' didn't take to the country no way, but
+when she died it broke old Billy up wus 'n ever. She peaked an' pined,
+an' died when Billy P. was about fifteen or so. Wa'al, Billy P. an' the
+old man wrastled along somehow, an' the boy went to collidge fer a year
+or so. How they ever got along 's they did I dunno. The' was a story
+that some far-off relation left old Billy some money, an' I guess that
+an' what they got off'm what farms was left carried 'em along till Billy
+P. was twenty-five or so, an' then he up an' got married. That was the
+crownin' stroke," remarked David. "She was one o' the village
+girls&mdash;respectable folks, more 'n ordinary good lookin' an' high
+steppin', an' had had some schoolin'. But the old man was prouder 'n a
+cock-turkey, an' thought nobody wa'n't quite good enough fer Billy P.,
+an' all along kind o' reckoned that he'd marry some money an' git a new
+start. But when he got married&mdash;on the quiet, you know, cause he knowed
+the old man would kick&mdash;wa'al, that killed the trick, an' the old man
+into the bargain. It took the gumption all out of him, an' he didn't
+live a year. Wa'al, sir, it was curious, but, 's I was told, putty much
+the hull village sided with the old man. The Culloms was kind o' kings
+in them days, an' folks wa'n't so one-man's-good's-anotherish as they be
+now. They thought Billy P. done wrong, though they didn't have nothin'
+to say 'gainst the girl neither&mdash;an' she's very much respected, Mis'
+Cullom is, an' as fur's I'm concerned, I've alwus guessed she kept Billy
+P. goin'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> full as long 's any one could. But 't wa'n't no use&mdash;that is
+to say, the sure thing come to pass. He had a nom'nal title to a good
+deal o' prop'ty, but the equity in most on't if it had ben to be put up
+wa'n't enough to pay fer the papers. You see, the' ain't never ben no
+real cash value in farm prop'ty in these parts. The' ain't ben hardly a
+dozen changes in farm titles, 'cept by inher'tance or foreclosure, in
+thirty years. So Billy P. didn't make no effort. Int'rist's one o' them
+things that keeps right on nights an' Sundays. He jest had the deeds
+made out and handed 'em over when the time came to settle. The' was some
+village lots though that was clear, that fetched him in some money from
+time to time until they was all gone but one, an' that's the one Mis'
+Cullom lives on now. It was consid'able more'n a lot&mdash;in fact, a putty
+sizable place. She thought the sun rose an' set where Billy P. was, but
+she took a crotchit in her head, and wouldn't ever sign no papers fer
+that, an' lucky fer him too. The' was a house on to it, an' he had a
+roof over his head anyway when he died six or seven years after he
+married, an' left her with a boy to raise. How she got along all them
+years till Charley got big enough to help, I swan! I don't know. She
+took in sewin' an' washin', an' went out to cook an' nurse, an' all
+that, but I reckon the' was now an' then times when they didn't overload
+their stomechs much, nor have to open the winders to cool off. But she
+held onto that prop'ty of her'n like a pup to a root. It was putty well
+out when Billy P. died, but the village has growed up to it. The's some
+good lots could be cut out on't, an' it backs up to the river where the
+current's enough to make a mighty good power fer a 'lec<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>tric light. I
+know some fellers that are talkin' of startin' a plant here, an' it
+ain't out o' sight that they'd pay a good price fer the river front, an'
+enough land to build on. Fact on't is, it's got to be a putty valu'ble
+piece o' prop'ty, more 'n she cal'lates on, I reckon."</p>
+
+<p>Here Mr. Harum paused, pinching his chin with thumb and index finger,
+and mumbling his tobacco. John, who had listened with more attention
+than interest&mdash;wondering the while as to what the narrative was leading
+up to&mdash;thought something might properly be expected of him to show that
+he had followed it, and said, "So Mrs. Cullom has kept this last piece
+clear, has she?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said David, bringing down his right hand upon the desk with
+emphasis, "that's jest what she hain't done, an' that's how I come to
+tell ye somethin' of the story, an' more on't 'n you've cared about
+hearin', mebbe."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," John protested. "I have been very much interested."</p>
+
+<p>"You have, have you?" said Mr. Harum. "Wa'al, I got somethin' I want ye
+to do. Day after to-morro' 's Chris'mus, an' I want ye to drop Mis'
+Cullom a line, somethin' like this, 'That Mr. Harum told ye to say that
+that morgidge he holds, havin' ben past due fer some time, an' no
+int'rist havin' ben paid fer, let me see, more'n a year, he wants to
+close the matter up, an' he'll see her Chris'mus mornin' at the bank at
+nine o'clock, he havin' more time on that day; but that, as fur as he
+can see, the bus'nis won't take very long'&mdash;somethin' like that, you
+understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, sir," said John, hoping that his employer would not see in
+his face the disgust<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> and repugnance he felt as he surmised what a
+scheme was on foot, and recalled what he had heard of Harum's hard and
+unscrupulous ways, though he had to admit that this, excepting perhaps
+the episode of the counterfeit money, was the first revelation to him
+personally. But this seemed very bad to him.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said David cheerfully, "I s'pose it won't take you long to
+find out what's in your stockin', an' if you hain't nothin' else to do
+Chris'mus mornin' I'd like to have you open the office and stay 'round a
+spell till I git through with Mis' Cullom. Mebbe the' 'll be some papers
+to fill out or witniss or somethin'; an' have that skeezicks of a boy
+make up the fires so'st the place'll be warm."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, sir," said John, hoping that the interview was at an end.</p>
+
+<p>But the elder man sat for some minutes apparently in a brown study, and
+occasionally a smile of sardonic cunning wrinkled his face. At last he
+said: "I've told ye so much that I may as well tell ye how I come by
+that morgidge. 'Twont take but a minute, an' then you can run an' play,"
+he added with a chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>"I trust I have not betrayed any impatience," said John, and instantly
+conscious of his infelicitous expression, added hastily, "I have really
+been very much interested."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," was the reply, "you hain't <i>betrayed</i> none, but I know old
+fellers like me gen'rally tell a thing twice over while they're at it.
+Wa'al," he went on, "it was like this. After Charley Cullom got to be
+some grown he helped to keep the pot a-bilin', 'n they got on some
+better. 'Bout seven year ago, though, he up an' got married,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> an' then
+the fat ketched fire. Finally he allowed that if he had some money he'd
+go West 'n take up some land, 'n git along like pussly 'n a flower
+gard'n. He ambitioned that if his mother 'd raise a thousan' dollars on
+her place he'd be sure to take care of the int'rist, an' prob'ly pay off
+the princ'ple in almost no time. Wa'al, she done it, an' off he went.
+She didn't come to me fer the money, because&mdash;I dunno&mdash;at any rate she
+didn't, but got it of 'Zeke Swinney.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, it turned out jest 's any fool might 've predilictid, fer after
+the first year, when I reckon he paid it out of the thousan', Charley
+never paid no int'rist. The second year he was jest gettin' goin', an'
+the next year he lost a hoss jest as he was cal'latin' to pay, an' the
+next year the grasshoppers smote him, 'n so on; an' the outcome was that
+at the end of five years, when the morgidge had one year to run,
+Charley'd paid one year, an' she'd paid one, an' she stood to owe three
+years' int'rist. How old Swinney come to hold off so was that she used
+to pay the cuss ten dollars or so ev'ry six months 'n git no credit fer
+it, an' no receipt an' no witniss, 'n he knowed the prop'ty was
+improving all the time. He may have had another reason, but at any rate
+he let her run, and got the shave reg'lar. But at the time I'm tellin'
+you about he'd begun to cut up, an' allowed that if she didn't settle up
+the int'rist he'd foreclose, an' I got wind on't an' I run across her
+one day an' got to talkin' with her, an' she gin me the hull narration.
+'How much do you owe the old critter?' I says. 'A hunderd an' eighty
+dollars,' she says, 'an' where I'm goin' to git it,' she says, 'the Lord
+only knows.' 'An' He won't tell ye, I reckon,' I says. Wa'al, of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> course
+I'd known that Swinney had a morgidge because it was a matter of record,
+an' I knowed him well enough to give a guess what his game was goin' to
+be, an' more'n that I'd had my eye on that piece an' parcel an' I
+figured that he wa'n't any likelier a citizen 'n I was." ("Yes," said
+John to himself, "where the carcase is the vultures are gathered
+together.")</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says to her, after we'd had a little more talk, 's'posen you
+come 'round to my place to-morro' 'bout 'leven o'clock, an' mebbe we c'n
+cipher this thing out. I don't say positive that we kin,' I says, 'but
+mebbe, mebbe.' So that afternoon I sent over to the county seat an' got
+a description an' had a second morgidge drawed up fer two hundred
+dollars, an' Mis' Cullom signed it mighty quick. I had the morgidge made
+one day after date, 'cause, as I said to her, it was in the nature of a
+temp'rary loan, but she was so tickled she'd have signed most anythin'
+at that pertic'ler time. 'Now,' I says to her, 'you go an' settle with
+old Step-an'-fetch-it, but don't you say a word where you got the
+money,' I says. 'Don't ye let on nothin'&mdash;stretch that conscience o'
+your'n if nes'sary,' I says, 'an' be pertic'ler if he asks you if Dave
+Harum give ye the money you jest say, "No, he didn't." That wont be no
+lie,' I says, 'because I aint <i>givin'</i> it to ye,' I says. Wa'al, she
+done as I told her. Of course Swinney suspicioned fust off that I was
+mixed up in it, but she stood him off so fair an' square that he didn't
+know jest what <i>to</i> think, but his claws was cut fer a spell, anyway.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, things went on fer a while, till I made up my mind that I ought
+to relieve Swinney of some of his anxieties about worldly bus'nis,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> an'
+I dropped in on him one mornin' an' passed the time o' day, an' after
+we'd eased up our minds on the subjects of each other's health an' such
+like I says, 'You hold a morgidge on the Widder Cullom's place, don't
+ye?' Of course he couldn't say nothin' but 'yes.' 'Does she keep up the
+int'rist all right?' I says. 'I don't want to be pokin' my nose into
+your bus'nis,' I says, 'an' don't tell me nothin' you don't want to.'
+Wa'al, he knowed Dave Harum was Dave Harum, an' that he might 's well
+spit it out, an' he says, 'Wa'al, she didn't pay nothin' fer a good
+while, but last time she forked over the hull amount. 'But I hain't no
+notion,' he says, 'that she'll come to time agin.' 'An' s'posin' she
+don't,' I says, 'you'll take the prop'ty, won't ye?' 'Don't see no other
+way,' he says, an' lookin' up quick, 'unless you over-bid me,' he says.
+'No,' I says, 'I ain't buyin' no real estate jest now, but the thing I
+come in fer,' I says, 'leavin' out the pleasure of havin' a talk with
+you, was to say that I'd take that morgidge off'm your hands.'</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, sir, he, he, he, he! Scat my &mdash;&mdash;! At that he looked at me fer a
+minute with his jaw on his neck, an' then he hunched himself, 'n drawed
+in his neck like a mud turtle. 'No,' he says, 'I ain't sufferin' fer the
+money, an' I guess I'll keep the morgidge. It's putty near due now, but
+mebbe I'll let it run a spell. I guess the secur'ty's good fer it.'
+'Yes,' I says, 'I reckon you'll let it run long enough fer the widder to
+pay the taxes on't once more anyhow; I guess the secur'ty's good enough
+to take that resk; but how 'bout <i>my</i> secur'ty?' I says. 'What d'you
+mean?' he says. 'I mean,' says I, 'that I've got a second morgidge on
+that prop'ty, an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> I begin to tremble fer my secur'ty. You've jest told
+me,' I says, 'that you're goin' to foreclose an' I cal'late to protect
+myself, an' I <i>don't</i> cal'late,' I says, 'to have to go an' bid on that
+prop'ty, an' put in a lot more money to save my investment, unless I'm
+'bleeged to&mdash;not <i>much</i>! an' you can jest sign that morgidge over to me,
+an' the sooner the quicker,' I says."</p>
+
+<p>David brought his hand down on his thigh with a vigorous slap, the
+fellow of the one which, John could imagine, had emphasized his demand
+upon Swinney. The story, to which he had at first listened with polite
+patience merely, he had found more interesting as it went on, and,
+excusing himself, he brought up a stool, and mounting it, said, "And
+what did Swinney say to that?" Mr. Harum emitted a gurgling chuckle,
+yawned his quid out of his mouth, tossing it over his shoulder in the
+general direction of the waste basket, and bit off the end of a cigar
+which he found by slapping his waistcoat pockets. John got down and
+fetched him a match, which he scratched in the vicinity of his hip
+pocket, lighted his cigar (John declining to join him on some plausible
+pretext, having on a previous occasion accepted one of the brand), and
+after rolling it around with his lips and tongue to the effect that the
+lighted end described sundry eccentric curves, located it firmly with an
+upward angle in the left-hand corner of his mouth, gave it a couple of
+vigorous puffs, and replied to John's question.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, 'Zeke Swinney was a perfesser of religion some years ago, an'
+mebbe he is now, but what he said to me on this pertic'ler occasion was
+that he'd see me in hell fust, an' <i>then</i> he wouldn't.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe you won't, mebbe you will, it's alwus a
+pleasure to meet ye,' I says, 'but in that case this morgidge bus'nis
+'ll be a question fer our executors,' I says, 'fer <i>you</i> don't never
+foreclose that morgidge, an' don't you fergit it,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, you'd like to git holt o' that prop'ty yourself. I see what you're
+up to,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Look a-here, 'Zeke Swinney,' I says, 'I've got an int'rist in that
+prop'ty, an' I propose to p'tect it. You're goin' to sign that morgidge
+over to me, or I'll foreclose and surrygate ye,' I says, 'unless you
+allow to bid in the prop'ty, in which case we'll see whose weasel-skin's
+the longest. But I guess it won't come to that,' I says. 'You kin take
+your choice,' I says. 'Whether I want to git holt o' that prop'ty myself
+ain't neither here nor there. Mebbe I do, an' mebbe I don't, but
+anyways,' I says, '<i>you</i> don't git it, nor wouldn't ever, for if I can't
+make you sign over, I'll either do what I said or I'll back the widder
+in a defence fer usury. Put that in your pipe an' smoke it,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What do you mean?' he says, gittin' half out his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"'I mean this,' I says, 'that the fust six months the widder couldn't
+pay she gin you ten dollars to hold off, an' the next time she gin you
+fifteen, an' that you've bled her fer shaves to the tune of sixty odd
+dollars in three years, an' then got your int'rist in full.'</p>
+
+<p>"That riz him clean out of his chair," said David. "'She can't prove
+it,' he says, shakin' his fist in the air.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, ho! ho!' I says, tippin' my chair back agin the wall. 'If Mis'
+Cullom was to swear<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span> how an' where she paid you the money, givin'
+chapter an' verse, and showin' her own mem'randums even, an' I was to
+swear that when I twitted you with gittin' it you didn't deny it, but
+only said that she couldn't <i>prove</i> it, how long do you think it 'ould
+take a Freeland County jury to find agin ye? I allow, 'Zeke Swinney,' I
+says, 'that you wa'n't born yestyd'y, but you ain't so old as you look,
+not by a dum sight!' an' then how I did laugh!</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, as he got down off the stool and stretched himself,
+yawning, "I guess I've yarned it enough fer one day. Don't fergit to
+send Mis' Cullom that notice, an' make it up an' up. I'm goin' to git
+the thing off my mind this trip."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, sir," said John, "but let me ask, did Swinney assign the
+mortgage without any trouble?"</p>
+
+<p>"O Lord! yes," was the reply. "The' wa'n't nothin' else fer him to do. I
+had another twist on him that I hain't mentioned. But he put up a great
+show of doin' it to obleege me. Wa'al, I thanked him an' so on, an' when
+we'd got through I ast him if he wouldn't step over to the 'Eagil' an'
+take somethin', an' he looked kind o' shocked an' said he never drinked
+nothin'. It was 'gin his princ'ples, he said. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Scat my
+----! Princ'ples!" and John heard him chuckling to himself all the way
+out of the office.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></a>CHAPTER XVIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Considering John's relations with David Harum, it was natural that he
+should wish to think as well of him as possible, and he had not (or
+thought he had not) allowed his mind to be influenced by the disparaging
+remarks and insinuations which had been made to him, or in his presence,
+concerning his employer. He had made up his mind to form his opinion
+upon his own experience with the man, and so far it had not only been
+pleasant but favorable, and far from justifying the half-jeering,
+half-malicious talk that had come to his ears. It had been made manifest
+to him, it was true, that David was capable of a sharp bargain in
+certain lines, but it seemed to him that it was more for the pleasure of
+matching his wits against another's than for any gain involved. Mr.
+Harum was an experienced and expert horseman, who delighted above all
+things in dealing in and trading horses, and John soon discovered that,
+in that community at least, to get the best of a "hoss-trade" by almost
+any means was considered a venial sin, if a sin at all, and the
+standards of ordinary business probity were not expected to govern those
+transactions.</p>
+
+<p>David had said to him once when he suspected that John's ideas might
+have sustained<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> something of a shock, "A hoss-trade ain't like anythin'
+else. A feller may be straighter 'n a string in ev'rythin' else, an'
+never tell the truth&mdash;that is, the hull truth&mdash;about a hoss. I trade
+hosses with hoss-traders. They all think they know as much as I do, an'
+I dunno but what they do. They hain't learnt no diff'rent anyway, an'
+they've had chances enough. If a feller come to me that didn't think he
+knowed anythin' about a hoss, an' wanted to buy on the square, he'd git,
+fur's I knew, square treatment. At any rate I'd tell him all 't I knew.
+But when one o' them smart Alecks comes along and cal'lates to do up old
+Dave, why he's got to take his chances, that's all. An' mind ye,"
+asserted David, shaking his forefinger impressively, "it ain't only them
+fellers. I've ben wuss stuck two three time by church members in good
+standin' than anybody I ever dealed with. Take old Deakin Perkins. He's
+a terrible feller fer church bus'nis; c'n pray an' psalm-sing to beat
+the Jews, an' in spiritual matters c'n read his title clear the hull
+time, but when it comes to hoss-tradin' you got to git up very early in
+the mornin' or he'll skin the eyeteeth out of ye. Yes, sir! Scat my
+----! I believe the old critter <i>makes</i> hosses! But the deakin," added
+David, "he, he, he, he! the deakin hain't hardly spoke to me fer some
+consid'able time, the deakin hain't. He, he, he!</p>
+
+<p>"Another thing," he went on, "the' ain't no gamble like a hoss. You may
+think you know him through an' through, an' fust thing you know he'll be
+cuttin' up a lot o' didos right out o' nothin'. It stands to reason that
+sometimes you let a hoss go all on the square&mdash;as you know him&mdash;an' the
+feller that gits him don't know how<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> to hitch him or treat him, an' he
+acts like a diff'rent hoss, an' the feller allows you swindled him. You
+see, hosses gits used to places an' ways to a certain extent, an' when
+they're changed, why they're apt to act diff'rent. Hosses don't know but
+dreadful little, really. Talk about hoss sense&mdash;wa'al, the' ain't no
+such thing."</p>
+
+<p>Thus spoke David on the subject of his favorite pursuit and pastime, and
+John thought then that he could understand and condone some things he
+had seen and heard, at which at first he was inclined to look askance.
+But this matter of the Widow Cullom's was a different thing, and as he
+realized that he was expected to play a part, though a small one, in it,
+his heart sank within him that he had so far cast his fortunes upon the
+good will of a man who could plan and carry out so heartless and cruel
+an undertaking as that which had been revealed to him that afternoon. He
+spent the evening in his room trying to read, but the widow's affairs
+persistently thrust themselves upon his thoughts. All the unpleasant
+stories he had heard of David came to his mind, and he remembered with
+misgiving some things which at the time had seemed regular and right
+enough, but which took on a different color in the light in which he
+found himself recalling them. He debated with himself whether he should
+not decline to send Mrs. Cullom the notice as he had been instructed,
+and left it an open question when he went to bed.</p>
+
+<p>He wakened somewhat earlier than usual to find that the thermometer had
+gone up, and the barometer down. The air was full of a steady downpour,
+half snow, half rain, about the most disheartening combination which the
+worst cli<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>mate in the world&mdash;that of central New York&mdash;can furnish. He
+passed rather a busy day in the office in an atmosphere redolent of the
+unsavory odors raised by the proximity of wet boots and garments to the
+big cylinder stove outside the counter, a compound of stale smells from
+kitchen and stable.</p>
+
+<p>After the bank closed he dispatched Peleg Hopkins, the office boy, with
+the note for Mrs. Cullom. He had abandoned his half-formed intention to
+revolt, but had made the note not only as little peremptory as was
+compatible with a clear intimation of its purport as he understood it,
+but had yielded to a natural impulse in beginning it with an expression
+of personal regret&mdash;a blunder which cost him no little chagrin in the
+outcome.</p>
+
+<p>Peleg Hopkins grumbled audibly when he was requested to build the fires
+on Christmas day, and expressed his opinion that "if there warn't Bible
+agin workin' on Chris'mus, the' 'd ort ter be"; but when John opened the
+door of the bank that morning he found the temperature in comfortable
+contrast to the outside air. The weather had changed again, and a
+blinding snowstorm, accompanied by a buffeting gale from the northwest,
+made it almost impossible to see a path and to keep it. In the central
+part of the town some tentative efforts had been made to open walks, but
+these were apparent only as slight and tortuous depressions in the
+depths of snow. In the outskirts, the unfortunate pedestrian had to wade
+to the knees.</p>
+
+<p>As John went behind the counter his eye was at once caught by a small
+parcel lying on his desk, of white note paper, tied with a cot<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>ton
+string, which he found to be addressed, "Mr. John Lenox, Esq., Present,"
+and as he took it up it seemed heavy for its size.</p>
+
+<p>Opening it, he found a tiny stocking, knit of white wool, to which was
+pinned a piece of paper with the legend, "A Merry Christmas from Aunt
+Polly." Out of the stocking fell a packet fastened with a rubber strap.
+Inside were five ten-dollar gold pieces and a slip of paper on which was
+written, "A Merry Christmas from Your Friend David Harum." For a moment
+John's face burned, and there was a curious smarting of the eyelids as
+he held the little stocking and its contents in his hand. Surely the
+hand that had written "Your Friend" on that scrap of paper could not be
+the hand of an oppressor of widows and orphans. "This," said John to
+himself, "is what he meant when 'he supposed it wouldn't take me long to
+find out what was in my stocking.'"</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The door opened and a blast and whirl of wind and snow rushed in,
+ushering the tall, bent form of the Widow Cullom. The drive of the wind
+was so strong that John vaulted over the low cash counter to push the
+door shut again. The poor woman was white with snow from the front of
+her old worsted hood to the bottom of her ragged skirt.</p>
+
+<p>"You are Mrs. Cullom?" said John. "Wait a moment till I brush off the
+snow, and then come to the fire in the back room. Mr. Harum will be in
+directly, I expect."</p>
+
+<p>"Be I much late?" she asked. "I made 's much haste 's I could. It don't
+appear to me 's if I ever see a blusteriner day, 'n I ain't as strong<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+as I used to be. Seemed as if I never would git here."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," said John, as he established her before the glowing grate of
+the Franklin stove in the bank parlor, "not at all. Mr. Harum has not
+come in himself yet. Shall you mind if I excuse myself a moment while
+you make yourself as comfortable as possible?" She did not apparently
+hear him. She was trembling from head to foot with cold and fatigue and
+nervous excitement. Her dress was soaked to the knees, and as she sat
+down and put up her feet to the fire John saw a bit of a thin cotton
+stocking and her deplorable shoes, almost in a state of pulp. A
+snow-obliterated path led from the back door of the office to David's
+house, and John snatched his hat and started for it on a run. As he
+stamped off some of the snow on the veranda the door was opened for him
+by Mrs. Bixbee. "Lord sakes!" she exclaimed. "What on earth be you
+cavortin' 'round for such a mornin' 's this without no overcoat, an' on
+a dead run? What's the matter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing serious," he answered, "but I'm in a great hurry. Old Mrs.
+Cullom has walked up from her house to the office, and she is wet
+through and almost perished. I thought you'd send her some dry shoes and
+stockings, and an old shawl or blanket to keep her wet skirt off her
+knees, and a drop of whisky or something. She's all of a tremble, and
+I'm afraid she will have a chill."</p>
+
+<p>"Certain! certain!" said the kind creature, and she bustled out of the
+room, returning in a minute or two with an armful of comforts. "There's
+a pair of bedroom slips lined with lamb's wool, an' a pair of woolen
+stockin's, an' a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> blanket shawl. This here petticut, 't ain't what ye'd
+call bran' new, but it's warm and comf'table, an' I don't believe she's
+got much of anythin' on 'ceptin' her dress, an' I'll git ye the whisky,
+but"&mdash;here she looked deprecatingly at John&mdash;"it ain't gen'ally known 't
+we keep the stuff in the house. I don't know as it's right, but though
+David don't hardly ever touch it he will have it in the house."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said John, laughing, "you may trust my discretion, and we'll swear
+Mrs. Cullom to secrecy."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, all right," said Mrs. Bixbee, joining in the laugh as she
+brought the bottle; "jest a minute till I make a passel of the things to
+keep the snow out. There, now, I guess you're fixed, an' you kin hurry
+back 'fore she ketches a chill."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks very much," said John as he started away. "I have something to
+say to you besides 'Merry Christmas,' but I must wait till another
+time."</p>
+
+<p>When John got back to the office David had just preceded him.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, wa'al," he was saying, "but you be in a putty consid'able state.
+Hullo, John! what you got there? Wa'al, you air the stuff! Slips,
+blanket-shawl, petticut, stockin's&mdash;wa'al, you an' Polly ben puttin'
+your heads together, I guess. What's that? Whisky! Wa'al, scat my &mdash;&mdash;!
+I didn't s'pose wild hosses would have drawed it out o' Polly to let on
+the' was any in the house, much less to fetch it out. Jest the thing!
+Oh, yes ye are, Mis' Cullom&mdash;jest a mouthful with water," taking the
+glass from John, "jest a spoonful to git your blood a-goin', an' then
+Mr.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> Lenox an' me 'll go into the front room while you make yourself
+comf'table."</p>
+
+<p>"Consarn it all!" exclaimed Mr. Harum as they stood leaning against the
+teller's counter, facing the street, "I didn't cal'late to have Mis'
+Cullom hoof it up here the way she done. When I see what kind of a day
+it was I went out to the barn to have the cutter hitched an' send for
+her, an' I found ev'rythin' topsy-turvy. That dum'd uneasy sorril colt
+had got cast in the stall, an' I ben fussin' with him ever since. I
+clean forgot all 'bout Mis' Cullom till jest now."</p>
+
+<p>"Is the colt much injured?" John asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, he won't trot a twenty gait in some time, I reckon," replied
+David. "He's wrenched his shoulder some, an' mebbe strained his inside.
+Don't seem to take no int'rist in his feed, an' that's a bad sign.
+Consarn a hoss, anyhow! If they're wuth anythin' they're more bother 'n
+a teethin' baby. Alwus some dum thing ailin' 'em, an' I took consid'able
+stock in that colt too," he added regretfully, "an' I could 'a' got
+putty near what I was askin' fer him last week, an' putty near what he
+was wuth, an' I've noticed that most gen'ally alwus when I let a good
+offer go like that, some cussed thing happens to the hoss. It ain't a
+bad idee, in the hoss bus'nis anyway, to be willin' to let the other
+feller make a dollar once 'n a while."</p>
+
+<p>After that aphorism they waited in silence for a few minutes, and then
+David called out over his shoulder, "How be you gettin' along, Mis'
+Cullom?"</p>
+
+<p>"I guess I'm fixed," she answered, and David walked slowly back into the
+parlor, leaving John in the front office. He was annoyed to realize<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+that in the bustle over Mrs. Cullom and what followed, he had forgotten
+to acknowledge the Christmas gift; but, hoping that Mr. Harum had been
+equally oblivious, promised himself to repair the omission later on. He
+would have preferred to go out and leave the two to settle their affair
+without witness or hearer, but his employer, who, as he had found,
+usually had a reason for his actions, had explicitly requested him to
+remain, and he had no choice. He perched himself upon one of the office
+stools and composed himself to await the conclusion of the affair.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></a>CHAPTER XIX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Mrs. Cullom was sitting at one corner of the fire, and David drew a
+chair opposite to her.</p>
+
+<p>"Feelin' all right now? whisky hain't made ye liable to no disorderly
+conduct, has it?" he asked with a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, thank you," was the reply, "the warm things are real comfortin',
+'n' I guess I hain't had licker enough to make me want to throw things.
+You got a kind streak in ye, Dave Harum, if you did send me this here
+note&mdash;but I s'pose ye know your own bus'nis," she added with a sigh of
+resignation. "I ben fearin' fer a good while 't I couldn't hold on t'
+that prop'ty, an' I don't know but what you might's well git it as 'Zeke
+Swinney, though I ben hopin' 'gainst hope that Charley 'd be able to do
+more 'n he has."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's see the note," said David curtly. "H'm, humph, 'regret to say
+that I have been instructed by Mr. Harum'&mdash;wa'al, h'm'm, cal'lated to
+clear his own skirts anyway&mdash;h'm'm&mdash;'must be closed up without further
+delay' (John's eye caught the little white stocking which still lay on
+his desk)&mdash;wa'al, yes, that's about what I told Mr. Lenox to say fur's
+the bus'nis part's concerned&mdash;I might 'a' done my own regrettin' if I'd
+wrote the note myself." (John said something to himself.) "'T ain't the
+pleasantest thing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> in the world fer ye, I allow, but then you see,
+bus'nis is bus'nis."</p>
+
+<p>John heard David clear his throat, and there was a hiss in the open
+fire. Mrs. Cullom was silent, and David resumed:</p>
+
+<p>"You see, Mis' Cullom, it's like this. I ben thinkin' of this matter fer
+a good while. That place ain't ben no real good to ye sence the first
+year you signed that morgidge. You hain't scurcely more'n made ends
+meet, let alone the int'rist, an' it's ben simply a question o' time,
+an' who'd git the prop'ty in the long run fer some years. I reckoned,
+same as you did, that Charley 'd mebbe come to the front&mdash;but he hain't
+done it, an' 't ain't likely he ever will. Charley's a likely 'nough boy
+some ways, but he hain't got much 'git there' in his make-up, not more'n
+enough fer one anyhow, I reckon. That's about the size on't, ain't it?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Cullom murmured a feeble admission that she was "'fraid it was."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," resumed Mr. Harum, "I see how things was goin', an' I see that
+unless I played euchre, 'Zeke Swinney 'd git that prop'ty, an' whether I
+wanted it myself or not, I didn't cal'late he sh'd git it anyway. He put
+a spoke in my wheel once, an' I hain't forgot it. But that hain't
+neither here nor there. Wa'al," after a short pause, "you know I helped
+ye pull the thing along on the chance, as ye may say, that you an' your
+son 'd somehow make a go on't."</p>
+
+<p>"You ben very kind, so fur," said the widow faintly.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't ye say that, don't ye say that," protested David. "'T wa'n't no
+kindness. It was jest bus'nis: I wa'n't takin' no chances, an' I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> s'pose
+I might let the thing run a spell longer if I c'd see any use in't. But
+the' ain't, an' so I ast ye to come up this mornin' so 't we c'd settle
+the thing up without no fuss, nor trouble, nor lawyer's fees, nor
+nothin'. I've got the papers all drawed, an' John&mdash;Mr. Lenox&mdash;here to
+take the acknowlidgments. You hain't no objection to windin' the thing
+up this mornin', have ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose I'll have to do whatever you say," replied the poor woman in a
+tone of hopeless discouragement, "an' I might as well be killed to once,
+as to die by inch pieces."</p>
+
+<p>"All right then," said David cheerfully, ignoring her lethal suggestion,
+"but before we git down to bus'nis an' signin' papers, an' in order to
+set myself in as fair a light 's I can in the matter, I want to tell ye
+a little story."</p>
+
+<p>"I hain't no objection 's I know of," acquiesced the widow graciously.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said David, "I won't preach more 'n about up to the
+sixthly&mdash;How'd you feel if I was to light up a cigar? I hain't much of a
+hand at a yarn, an' if I git stuck, I c'n puff a spell. Thank ye. Wa'al,
+Mis' Cullom, you used to know somethin' about my folks. I was raised on
+Buxton Hill. The' was nine on us, an' I was the youngest o' the lot. My
+father farmed a piece of about forty to fifty acres, an' had a small
+shop where he done odd times small jobs of tinkerin' fer the neighbors
+when the' was anythin' to do. My mother was his second, an' I was the
+only child of that marriage. He married agin when I was about two year
+old, an' how I ever got raised 's more 'n I c'n tell ye. My sister Polly
+was 'sponsible more 'n any one, I guess, an' the only one o' the whole
+lot that ever<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> gin me a decent word. Small farmin' ain't cal'lated to
+fetch out the best traits of human nature&mdash;an' keep 'em out&mdash;an' it
+seems to me sometimes that when the old man wa'n't cuffin' my ears he
+was lickin' me with a rawhide or a strap. Fur 's that was concerned, all
+his boys used to ketch it putty reg'lar till they got too big. One on
+'em up an' licked him one night, an' lit out next day. I s'pose the old
+man's disposition was sp'iled by what some feller said farmin' was,
+'workin' all day, an' doin' chores all night,' an' larrupin' me an' all
+the rest on us was about all the enjoyment he got. My brothers an'
+sisters&mdash;'ceptin' of Polly&mdash;was putty nigh as bad in respect of cuffs
+an' such like; an' my step-marm was, on the hull, the wust of all. She
+hadn't no childern o' her own, an' it appeared 's if I was jest pizen to
+her. 'T wa'n't so much slappin' an' cuffin' with her as 't was tongue.
+She c'd say things that 'd jest raise a blister like pizen ivy. I s'pose
+I <i>was</i> about as ord'nary, no-account-lookin', red-headed, freckled
+little cuss as you ever see, an' slinkin' in my manners. The air of our
+home circle wa'n't cal'lated to raise heroes in.</p>
+
+<p>"I got three four years' schoolin', an' made out to read an' write an'
+cipher up to long division 'fore I got through, but after I got to be
+six year old, school or no school, I had to work reg'lar at anything I
+had strength fer, an' more too. Chores before school an' after school,
+an' a two-mile walk to git there. As fur 's clo'es was concerned, any
+old thing that 'd hang together was good enough fer me; but by the time
+the older boys had outgrowed their duds, an' they was passed on to me,
+the' wa'n't much left on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span> 'em. A pair of old cowhide boots that leaked
+in more snow an' water 'n they kept out, an' a couple pairs of woolen
+socks that was putty much all darns, was expected to see me through the
+winter, an' I went barefoot f'm the time the snow was off the ground
+till it flew agin in the fall. The' wa'n't but two seasons o' the year
+with me&mdash;them of chilblains an' stun-bruises."</p>
+
+<p>The speaker paused and stared for a moment into the comfortable glow of
+the fire, and then discovering to his apparent surprise that his cigar
+had gone out, lighted it from a coal picked out with the tongs.</p>
+
+<p>"Farmin' 's a hard life," remarked Mrs. Cullom with an air of being
+expected to make some contribution to the conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"An' yit, as it seems to me as I look back on't," David resumed
+pensively, "the wust on't was that nobody ever gin me a kind word, 'cept
+Polly. I s'pose I got kind o' used to bein' cold an' tired; dressin' in
+a snowdrift where it blowed into the attic, an' goin' out to fodder
+cattle 'fore sun-up; pickin' up stun in the blazin' sun, an' doin' all
+the odd jobs my father set me to, an' the older ones shirked onto me.
+That was the reg'lar order o' things; but I remember I never <i>did</i> git
+used to never pleasin' nobody. 'Course I didn't expect nothin' f'm my
+step-marm, an' the only way I ever knowed I'd done my stent fur 's
+father was concerned, was that he didn't say nothin'. But sometimes the
+older ones 'd git settin' 'round, talkin' an' laughin', havin' pop corn
+an' apples, an' that, an' I'd kind o' sidle up, wantin' to join 'em, an'
+some on 'em 'd say, 'What <i>you</i> doin' here? time you was in bed,' an'
+give me a shove or a cuff. Yes, ma'am," looking up at Mrs. Cul<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>lom, "the
+wust on't was that I was kind o' scairt the hull time. Once in a while
+Polly 'd give me a mossel o' comfort, but Polly wa'n't but little older
+'n me, an' bein' the youngest girl, was chored most to death herself."</p>
+
+<p>It had stopped snowing, and though the wind still came in gusty blasts,
+whirling the drift against the windows, a wintry gleam of sunshine came
+in and touched the widow's wrinkled face.</p>
+
+<p>"It's amazin' how much trouble an' sorrer the' is in the world, an' how
+soon it begins," she remarked, moving a little to avoid the sunlight. "I
+hain't never ben able to reconcile how many good things the' be, an' how
+little most on us gits o' them. I hain't ben to meetin' fer a long spell
+'cause I hain't had no fit clo'es, but I remember most of the preachin'
+I've set under either dwelt on the wrath to come, or else on the Lord's
+doin' all things well, an' providin'. I hope I ain't no wickeder 'n than
+the gen'ral run, but it's putty hard to hev faith in the Lord's
+providin' when you hain't got nothin' in the house but corn meal, an'
+none too much o' that."</p>
+
+<p>"That's so, Mis' Cullom, that's so," affirmed David. "I don't blame ye a
+mite. 'Doubts assail, an' oft prevail,' as the hymn-book says, an' I
+reckon it's a sight easier to have faith on meat an' potatoes 'n it is
+on corn meal mush. Wa'al, as I was sayin'&mdash;I hope I ain't tirin' ye with
+my goin's on?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Mrs. Cullom, "I'm engaged to hear ye, but nobody 'd suppose
+to see ye now that ye was such a f'lorn little critter as you make out."</p>
+
+<p>"It's jest as I'm tellin' ye, an' more also, as the Bible says,"
+returned David, and then, rather<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> more impressively, as if he were
+leading up to his conclusion, "it come along to a time when I was 'twixt
+thirteen an' fourteen. The' was a cirkis billed to show down here in
+Homeville, an' ev'ry barn an' shed fer miles around had pictures stuck
+onto 'em of el'phants, an' rhinoceroses, an' ev'ry animul that went into
+the ark; an' girls ridin' bareback an' jumpin' through hoops, an'
+fellers ridin' bareback an' turnin' summersets, an' doin' turnovers on
+swings; an' clowns gettin' hoss-whipped, an' ev'ry kind of a thing that
+could be pictered out; an' how the' was to be a grand percession at ten
+o'clock, 'ith golden chariots, an' scripteral allegories, an' the hull
+bus'nis; an' the gran' performance at two o'clock; admission twenty-five
+cents, children under twelve, at cetery, an' so forth. Wa'al, I hadn't
+no more idee o' goin' to that cirkis 'n I had o' flyin' to the moon, but
+the night before the show somethin' waked me 'bout twelve o'clock. I
+don't know how 't was. I'd ben helpin' mend fence all day, an' gen'ally
+I never knowed nothin' after my head struck the bed till mornin'. But
+that night, anyhow, somethin' waked me, an' I went an' looked out the
+windo', an' there was the hull thing goin' by the house. The' was more
+or less moon, an' I see the el'phant, an' the big wagins&mdash;the drivers
+kind o' noddin' over the dashboards&mdash;an' the chariots with canvas
+covers&mdash;I don't know how many of 'em&mdash;an' the cages of the tigers an'
+lions, an' all. Wa'al, I got up the next mornin' at sun-up an' done my
+chores; an' after breakfust I set off fer the ten-acre lot where I was
+mendin' fence. The ten-acre was the farthest off of any, Homeville way,
+an' I had my dinner in a tin pail so't I needn't lose no time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> goin'
+home at noon, an', as luck would have it, the' wa'n't nobody with me
+that mornin'. Wa'al, I got down to the lot an' set to work; but somehow
+I couldn't git that show out o' my head nohow. As I said, I hadn't no
+more notion of goin' to that cirkis 'n I had of kingdom come. I'd never
+had two shillin' of my own in my hull life. But the more I thought on't
+the uneasier I got. Somethin' seemed pullin' an' haulin' at me, an'
+fin'ly I gin in. I allowed I'd see that percession anyway if it took a
+leg, an' mebbe I c'd git back 'ithout nobody missin' me. 'T any rate,
+I'd take the chances of a lickin' jest once&mdash;fer that's what it
+meant&mdash;an' I up an' put fer the village lickity-cut. I done them four
+mile lively, I c'n tell ye, an' the stun-bruises never hurt me once.</p>
+
+<p>"When I got down to the village it seemed to me as if the hull
+population of Freeland County was there. I'd never seen so many folks
+together in my life, an' fer a spell it seemed to me as if ev'rybody was
+a-lookin' at me an' sayin', 'That's old Harum's boy Dave, playin'
+hookey,' an' I sneaked 'round dreadin' somebody 'd give me away; but I
+fin'ly found that nobody wa'n't payin' any attention to me&mdash;they was
+there to see the show, an' one red-headed boy more or less wa'n't no
+pertic'ler account. Wa'al, putty soon the percession hove in sight, an'
+the' was a reg'lar stampede among the boys, an' when it got by, I run
+an' ketched up with it agin, an' walked alongside the el'phant, tin pail
+an' all, till they fetched up inside the tent. Then I went off to one
+side&mdash;it must 'a' ben about 'leven or half-past, an' eat my dinner&mdash;I
+had a devourin' appetite&mdash;an' thought I'd jest walk round a spell, an'
+then light out fer home. But the' was so many things<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span> to see an'
+hear&mdash;all the side-show pictures of Fat Women, an' Livin' Skelitons; an'
+Wild Women of Madygasker, an' Wild Men of Borneo; an' snakes windin'
+round women's necks; hand-orgins; fellers that played the 'cordion, an'
+mouth-pipes, an' drum an' cymbals all to once, an' such like&mdash;that I
+fergot all about the time an' the ten-acre lot, an' the stun fence, an'
+fust I knowed the folks was makin' fer the ticket wagin, an' the band
+begun to play inside the tent. Be I taxin' your patience over the
+limit?" said David, breaking off in his story and addressing Mrs. Cullom
+more directly.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I guess not," she replied; "I was jest thinkin' of a circus I went
+to once," she added with an audible sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, taking a last farewell of the end of his cigar,
+which he threw into the grate, "mebbe what's comin' 'll int'rest ye more
+'n the rest on't has. I was standin' gawpin' 'round, list'nin' to the
+band an' watchin' the folks git their tickets, when all of a suddin I
+felt a twitch at my hair&mdash;it had a way of workin' out of the holes in my
+old chip straw hat&mdash;an' somebody says to me, 'Wa'al, sonny, what you
+thinkin' of?' he says. I looked up, an' who do you s'pose it was? It was
+Billy P. Cullom! I knowed who he was, fer I'd seen him before, but of
+course he didn't know me. Yes, ma'am, it was Billy P., an' wa'n't he
+rigged out to kill!"</p>
+
+<p>The speaker paused and looked into the fire, smiling. The woman started
+forward facing him, and clasping her hands, cried, "My husband! What'd
+he have on?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David slowly and reminiscently, "near's I c'n remember, he
+had on a blue broad-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>cloth claw-hammer coat with flat gilt buttons, an'
+a double-breasted plaid velvet vest, an' pearl-gray pants, strapped down
+over his boots, which was of shiny leather, an' a high pointed collar
+an' blue stock with a pin in it (I remember wonderin' if it c'd be real
+gold), an' a yeller-white plug beaver hat."</p>
+
+<p>At the description of each article of attire Mrs. Cullom nodded her
+head, with her eyes fixed on David's face, and as he concluded she broke
+out breathlessly, "Oh, yes! Oh, yes! David, he wore them very same
+clo'es, an' he took me to that very same show that very same night!"
+There was in her face a look almost of awe, as if a sight of her
+long-buried past youth had been shown to her from a coffin.</p>
+
+<p>Neither spoke for a moment or two, and it was the widow who broke the
+silence. As David had conjectured, she was interested at last, and sat
+leaning forward with her hands clasped in her lap.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she exclaimed, "ain't ye goin' on? What did he say to ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Cert'nly, cert'nly," responded David, "I'll tell ye near 's I c'n
+remember, an' I c'n remember putty near. As I told ye, I felt a twitch
+at my hair, an' he said, 'What be you thinkin' about, sonny?' I looked
+up at him, an' looked away quick. 'I dunno,' I says, diggin' my big toe
+into the dust; an' then, I dunno how I got the spunk to, for I was shyer
+'n a rat, 'Guess I was thinkin' 'bout mendin' that fence up in the
+ten-acre lot's much's anythin',' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ain't you goin' to the cirkis?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'I hain't got no money to go to cirkises,' I says, rubbin' the dusty
+toes o' one foot over t' other, 'nor nothin' else,' I says.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'why don't you crawl under the canvas?'</p>
+
+<p>"That kind o' riled me, shy 's I was. 'I don't crawl under no canvases,'
+I says. 'If I can't go in same 's other folks, I'll stay out,' I says,
+lookin' square at him fer the fust time. He wa'n't exac'ly smilin', but
+the' was a look in his eyes that was the next thing to it."</p>
+
+<p>"Lordy me!" sighed Mrs. Cullom, as if to herself. "How well I can
+remember that look; jest as if he was laughin' at ye, an' wa'n't
+laughin' at ye, an' his arm around your neck!"</p>
+
+<p>David nodded in reminiscent sympathy, and rubbed his bald poll with the
+back of his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," interjected the widow.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, resuming, "he says to me, 'Would you like to go to
+the cirkis?' an' with that it occurred to me that I did want to go to
+that cirkis more'n anythin' I ever wanted to before&mdash;nor since, it seems
+to me. But I tell ye the truth, I was so far f'm expectin' to go't I
+really hadn't knowed I wanted to. I looked at him, an' then down agin,
+an' began tenderin' up a stun-bruise on one heel agin the other instep,
+an' all I says was, bein' so dum'd shy, 'I dunno,' I says. But I guess
+he seen in my face what my feelin's was, fer he kind o' laughed an'
+pulled out half-a-dollar an' says: 'D' you think you could git a couple
+o' tickits in that crowd? If you kin, I think I'll go myself, but I
+don't want to git my boots all dust,' he says. I allowed I c'd try; an'
+I guess them bare feet o' mine tore up the dust some gettin' over to the
+wagin. Wa'al, I had another scare gettin' the tickits, fer fear some one
+that knowed me 'd see me with a half-a-dollar, an' think I must 'a'
+stole the money. But I got<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span> 'em an' carried 'em back to him, an' he took
+'em an' put 'em in his vest pocket, an' handed me a ten-cent piece, an'
+says, 'Mebbe you'll want somethin' in the way of refreshments fer
+yourself an' mebbe the el'phant,' he says, an' walked off toward the
+tent; an' I stood stun still, lookin' after him. He got off about a rod
+or so an' stopped an' looked back. 'Ain't you comin'?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Be I goin' with <i>you</i>?" I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Why not?' he says, ''nless you'd ruther go alone,' an' he put his
+finger an' thumb into his vest pocket. Wa'al, ma'am, I looked at him a
+minute, with his shiny hat an' boots, an' fine clo'es, an' gold pin, an'
+thought of my ragged ole shirt, an' cotton pants, an' ole chip hat with
+the brim most gone, an' my tin pail an' all. 'I ain't fit to,' I says,
+ready to cry&mdash;an'&mdash;wa'al, he jest laughed, an' says, 'Nonsense,' he
+says, 'come along. A man needn't be ashamed of his workin' clo'es,' he
+says, an' I'm dum'd if he didn't take holt of my hand, an' in we went
+that way together."</p>
+
+<p>"How like him that was!" said the widow softly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, I reckon it was," said David, nodding.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he went on after a little pause, "I was ready to sink into the
+ground with shyniss at fust, but that wore off some after a little, an'
+we two seen the hull show, I <i>tell</i> ye. We walked 'round the cages, an'
+we fed the el'phant&mdash;that is, he bought the stuff an' I fed him. I
+'member&mdash;he, he, he!&mdash;'t he says, 'mind you git the right end,' he says,
+an' then we got a couple o' seats, an' the doin's begun."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX"></a>CHAPTER XX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The widow was looking at David with shining eyes and devouring his
+words. All the years of trouble and sorrow and privation were wiped out,
+and she was back in the days of her girlhood. Ah, yes! how well she
+remembered him as he looked that very day&mdash;so handsome, so splendidly
+dressed, so debonair; and how proud she had been to sit by his side that
+night, observed and envied of all the village girls.</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't goin' to go over the hull show," proceeded David, "well 's I
+remember it. The' didn't nothin' git away from me that afternoon, an'
+once I come near to stickin' a piece o' gingerbread into my ear 'stid o'
+my mouth. I had my ten-cent piece that Billy P. give me, but he wouldn't
+let me buy nothin'; an' when the gingerbread man come along he says,
+'Air ye hungry, Dave? (I'd told him my name), air ye hungry?' Wa'al, I
+was a growin' boy, an' I was hungry putty much all the time. He bought
+two big squares an' gin me one, an' when I'd swallered it, he says,
+'Guess you better tackle this one too,' he says, 'I've dined.' I didn't
+exac'ly know what 'dined' meant, but&mdash;he, he, he, he!&mdash;I tackled it,"
+and David smacked his lips in memory.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he went on, "we done the hull pro<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>grammy&mdash;gingerbread,
+lemonade&mdash;<i>pink</i> lemonade, an' he took some o' that&mdash;pop corn, peanuts,
+pep'mint candy, cin'mun candy&mdash;scat my &mdash;&mdash;! an' he payin' fer
+ev'rythin'&mdash;I thought he was jest made o' money! An' I remember how we
+talked about all the doin's; the ridin', an' jumpin', an' summersettin',
+an' all&mdash;fer he'd got all the shyniss out of me for the time&mdash;an' once I
+looked up at him, an' he looked down at me with that curious look in his
+eyes an' put his hand on my shoulder. Wa'al, now, I tell ye, I had a
+queer, crinkly feelin' go up an' down my back, an' I like to up an'
+cried."</p>
+
+<p>"Dave," said the widow, "I kin see you two as if you was settin' there
+front of me. He was alwus like that. Oh, my! Oh, my! David," she added
+solemnly, while two tears rolled slowly down her wrinkled face, "we
+lived together, husban' an' wife, fer seven year, an' he never give me a
+cross word."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't doubt it a mossel," said David simply, leaning over and poking
+the fire, which operation kept his face out of her sight and was
+prolonged rather unduly. Finally he straightened up and, blowing his
+nose as it were a trumpet, said:</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, the cirkis fin'ly come to an end, an' the crowd hustled to git
+out 's if they was afraid the tent 'd come down on 'em. I got kind o'
+mixed up in 'em, an' somebody tried to git my tin pail, or I thought he
+did, an' the upshot was that I lost sight o' Billy P., an' couldn't make
+out to ketch a glimpse of him nowhere. An' <i>then</i> I kind o' come down to
+earth, kerchug! It was five o'clock, an' I had better 'n four mile to
+walk&mdash;mostly up hill&mdash;an' if I knowed anything 'bout<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> the old man, an' I
+thought I <i>did</i>, I had the all-firedist lickin' ahead of me 't I'd ever
+got, an' that was sayin' a good deal. But, boy 's I was, I had grit
+enough to allow 't was wuth it, an' off I put."</p>
+
+<p>"Did he lick ye much?" inqured Mrs. Cullom anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied David, "he done his best. He was layin' fer me when I
+struck the front gate&mdash;I knowed it wa'n't no use to try the back door,
+an' he took me by the ear&mdash;most pulled it off&mdash;an' marched me off to the
+barn shed without a word. I never see him so mad. Seemed like he
+couldn't speak fer a while, but fin'ly he says, 'Where you ben all day?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Down t' the village,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What you ben up to down there?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Went to the cirkis,' I says, thinkin' I might 's well make a clean
+breast on't.</p>
+
+<p>"'Where 'd you git the money?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mr. Cullom took me,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'You lie,' he says. 'You stole the money somewheres, an' I'll trounce
+it out of ye, if I kill ye,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, twisting his shoulders in recollection, "I won't
+harrer up your feelin's. 'S I told you, he done his best. I was willin'
+to quit long 'fore he was. Fact was, he overdone it a little, an' he had
+to throw water in my face 'fore he got through; an' he done that as
+thorough as the other thing. I was somethin' like a chickin jest out o'
+the cistern. I crawled off to bed the best I could, but I didn't lay on
+my back fer a good spell, I c'n tell ye."</p>
+
+<p>"You poor little critter," exclaimed Mrs. Cullom sympathetically. "You
+poor little critter!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'T was more'n wuth it, Mis' Cullom," said David emphatically. "I'd had
+the most enjoy'ble day, I might say the only enjoy'ble day, 't I'd ever
+had in my hull life, an' I hain't never fergot it. I got over the
+lickin' in course of time, but I've ben enjoyin' that cirkis fer forty
+year. The' wa'n't but one thing to hender, an' that's this, that I
+hain't never ben able to remember&mdash;an' to this day I lay awake nights
+tryin' to&mdash;that I said 'Thank ye' to Billy P., an' I never seen him
+after that day."</p>
+
+<p>"How's that?" asked Mrs. Cullom.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," was the reply, "that day was the turnin' point with me. The
+next night I lit out with what duds I c'd git together, an' as much grub
+'s I could pack in that tin pail; an' the next time I see the old house
+on Buxton Hill the' hadn't ben no Harums in it fer years."</p>
+
+<p>Here David rose from his chair, yawned and stretched himself, and stood
+with his back to the fire. The widow looked up anxiously into his face.
+"Is that all?" she asked after a while.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, it is an' it ain't. I've got through yarnin' about Dave Harum at
+any rate, an' mebbe we'd better have a little confab on your matters,
+seein' 't I've got you 'way up here such a mornin' 's this. I gen'ally
+do bus'nis fust an' talkin' afterward," he added, "but I kind o' got to
+goin' an' kept on this time."</p>
+
+<p>He put his hand into the breast pocket of his coat and took out three
+papers, which he shuffled in review as if to verify their identity, and
+then held them in one hand, tapping them softly upon the palm of the
+other, as if at a loss how to begin. The widow sat with her eyes
+fastened upon the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> papers, trembling with nervous apprehension.
+Presently he broke the silence.</p>
+
+<p>"About this here morgidge o' your'n," he said, "I sent ye word that I
+wanted to close the matter up, an' seein' 't you're here an' come fer
+that purpose, I guess we'd better make a job on't. The' ain't no time
+like the present, as the sayin' is."</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose it'll hev to be as you say," said the widow in a shaking
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Mis' Cullom," said David solemnly, "<i>you</i> know, an' I know, that I've
+got the repitation of bein' a hard, graspin', schemin' man. Mebbe I be.
+Mebbe I've ben hard done by all my hull life, an' have had to be; an'
+mebbe, now 't I've got ahead some, it's got to be second nature, an' I
+can't seem to help it. 'Bus'nis is bus'nis' ain't part of the golden
+rule, I allow, but the way it gen'ally runs, fur 's I've found out, is,
+'Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, an' do it
+fust.' But, if you want to keep this thing a-runnin' as it's goin' on
+now fer a spell longer, say one year, or two, or even three, you may,
+only I've got somethin' to say to ye 'fore ye elect."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said the poor woman, "I expect it 'd only be pilin' up wrath
+agin' the day o' wrath. I can't pay the int'rist now without starvin',
+an' I hain't got no one to bid in the prop'ty fer me if it was to be
+sold."</p>
+
+<p>"Mis' Cullom," said David, "I said I'd got somethin' more to tell ye,
+an' if, when I git through, you don't think I've treated you right,
+includin' this mornin's confab, I hope you'll fergive me. It's this, an'
+I'm the only person livin' that 's knowin' to it, an' in fact I may say
+that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> I'm the only person that ever was really knowin' to it. It was
+before you was married, an' I'm sure he never told ye, fer I don't doubt
+he fergot all about it, but your husband, Billy P. Cullom, that was,
+made a small investment once on a time, yes, ma'am, he did, an' in his
+kind of careless way it jest slipped his mind. The amount of cap'tal he
+put in wa'n't large, but the rate of int'rist was uncommon high. Now, he
+never drawed no dividends on't, an' they've ben 'cumulatin' fer forty
+year, more or less, at compound int'rist."</p>
+
+<p>The widow started forward, as if to rise from her seat. David put his
+hand out gently and said, "Jest a minute, Mis' Cullom, jest a minute,
+till I git through. Part o' that cap'tal," he resumed, "consistin' of a
+quarter an' some odd cents, was invested in the cirkis bus'nis, an' the
+rest on't&mdash;the cap'tal, an' all the cash cap'tal that I started in
+bus'nis with&mdash;was the ten cents your husband give me that day, an'
+here," said David, striking the papers in his left hand with the back of
+his right, "<i>here</i> is the <i>dividends</i>! This here second morgidge, not
+bein' on record, may jest as well go onto the fire&mdash;it's gettin'
+low&mdash;an' here's a satisfaction piece which I'm goin' to execute now,
+that'll clear the thousan' dollar one. Come in here, John," he called
+out.</p>
+
+<p>The widow stared at David for a moment speechless, but as the
+significance of his words dawned upon her, the blood flushed darkly in
+her face. She sprang to her feet and, throwing up her arms, cried out:
+"My Lord! My Lord! Dave! Dave Harum! Is it true?&mdash;tell me it's true! You
+ain't foolin' me, air ye, Dave? You wouldn't fool a poor old woman that
+never done<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> ye no harm, nor said a mean word agin ye, would ye? Is it
+true? an' is my place clear? an' I don't owe nobody anythin'&mdash;I mean, no
+money? Tell it agin. Oh, tell it agin! Oh, Dave! it's too good to be
+true! Oh! Oh! Oh, <i>my</i>! an' here I be cryin' like a great baby, an',
+an'"&mdash;fumbling in her pocket&mdash;"I do believe I hain't got no
+hank'chif&mdash;Oh, thank ye," to John; "I'll do it up an' send it back
+to-morrer. Oh, what made ye do it, Dave?"</p>
+
+<p>"Set right down an' take it easy, Mis' Cullom," said David soothingly,
+putting his hands on her shoulders and gently pushing her back into her
+chair. "Set right down an' take it easy.&mdash;Yes," to John, "I acknowledge
+that I signed that."</p>
+
+<p>He turned to the widow, who sat wiping her eyes with John's
+handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am," he said, "It's as true as anythin' kin be. I wouldn't no
+more fool ye, ye know I wouldn't, don't ye? than I'd&mdash;jerk a hoss," he
+asseverated. "Your place is clear now, an' by this time to-morro' the'
+won't be the scratch of a pen agin it. I'll send the satisfaction over
+fer record fust thing in the mornin'."</p>
+
+<p>"But, Dave," protested the widow, "I s'pose ye know what you're
+doin'&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he interposed, "I cal'late I do, putty near. You ast me why I
+done it, an' I'll tell ye if ye want to know. I'm payin' off an old
+score, an' gettin' off cheap, too. That's what I'm doin'! I thought I'd
+hinted up to it putty plain, seein' 't I've talked till my jaws ache;
+but I'll sum it up to ye if you like."</p>
+
+<p>He stood with his feet aggressively wide<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> apart, one hand in his
+trousers pocket, and holding in the other the "morgidge," which he waved
+from time to time in emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>"You c'n estimate, I reckon," he began, "what kind of a bringin'-up I
+had, an' what a poor, mis'able, God-fersaken, scairt-to-death little
+forlorn critter I was; put upon, an' snubbed, an' jawed at till I'd come
+to believe myself&mdash;what was rubbed into me the hull time&mdash;that I was the
+most all-'round no-account animul that was ever made out o' dust, an'
+wa'n't ever likely to be no diff'rent. Lookin' back, it seems to me
+that&mdash;exceptin' of Polly&mdash;I never had a kind word said to me, nor a
+day's fun. Your husband, Billy P. Cullom, was the fust man that ever
+treated me human up to that time. He give me the only enjoy'ble time 't
+I'd ever had, an' I don't know 't anythin' 's ever equaled it since. He
+spent money on me, an' he give me money to spend&mdash;that had never had a
+cent to call my own&mdash;<i>an'</i>, Mis' Cullom, he took me by the hand, an' he
+talked to me, an' he gin me the fust notion 't I'd ever had that mebbe I
+wa'n't only the scum o' the earth, as I'd ben teached to believe. I told
+ye that that day was the turnin' point of my life. Wa'al, it wa'n't the
+lickin' I got, though that had somethin' to do with it, but I'd never
+have had the spunk to run away's I did if it hadn't ben for the
+heartenin' Billy P. gin me, an' never knowed it, an' never knowed it,"
+he repeated mournfully. "I alwus allowed to pay some o' that debt back
+to him, but seein' 's I can't do that, Mis' Cullom, I'm glad an'
+thankful to pay it to his widdo'."</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe he knows, Dave," said Mrs. Cullom softly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe he does," assented David in a low voice.</p>
+
+<p>Neither spoke for a time, and then the widow said: "David, I can't thank
+ye 's I ought ter&mdash;I don't know how&mdash;but I'll pray for ye night an'
+mornin' 's long 's I got breath. An', Dave," she added humbly, "I want
+to take back what I said about the Lord's providin'."</p>
+
+<p>She sat a moment, lost in her thoughts, and then exclaimed, "Oh, it
+don't seem 's if I c'd wait to write to Charley!"</p>
+
+<p>"I've wrote to Charley," said David, "an' told him to sell out there an'
+come home, an' to draw on me fer any balance he needed to move him. I've
+got somethin' in my eye that'll be easier an' better payin' than
+fightin' grasshoppers an' drought in Kansas."</p>
+
+<p>"Dave Harum!" cried the widow, rising to her feet, "you ought to 'a' ben
+a king!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I don't know much about the kingin'
+bus'nis, but I guess a cloth cap 'n' a hoss whip 's more 'n my line than
+a crown an' scepter. An' now," he added, "'s we've got through 'th our
+bus'nis, s'pose you step over to the house an' see Polly. She's
+expectin' on ye to dinner. Oh, yes," replying to the look of deprecation
+in her face as she viewed her shabby frock, "you an' Polly c'n prink up
+some if you want to, but we can't take 'No' fer an answer Chris'mus day,
+clo'es or no clo'es."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd really like ter," said Mrs. Cullom.</p>
+
+<p>"All right then," said David cheerfully. "The path is swep' by this
+time, I guess, an' I'll see ye later. Oh, by the way," he exclaimed,
+"the's somethin' I fergot. I want to make you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span> a proposition, ruther an
+onusual one, but seein' ev'rythin' is as 't is, perhaps you'll consider
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"Dave," declared the widow, "if I could, an' you ast for it, I'd give ye
+anythin' on the face o' this mortal globe!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, nodding and smiling, "I thought that mebbe, long 's
+you got the int'rist of that investment we ben talkin' about, you'd let
+me keep what's left of the princ'pal. Would ye like to see it?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Cullom looked at him with a puzzled expression without replying.</p>
+
+<p>David took from his pocket a large wallet, secured by a strap, and,
+opening it, extracted something enveloped in much faded brown paper.
+Unfolding this, he displayed upon his broad fat palm an old silver dime
+black with age.</p>
+
+<p>"There's the cap'tal," he said.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI"></a>CHAPTER XXI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>John walked to the front door with Mrs. Cullom, but she declined with
+such evident sincerity his offer to carry her bundle to the house that
+he let her out of the office and returned to the back room. David was
+sitting before the fire, leaning back in his chair with his hands thrust
+deep in his trousers pockets. He looked up as John entered and said,
+"Draw up a chair."</p>
+
+<p>John brought a chair and stood by the side of it while he said, "I want
+to thank you for the Christmas remembrance, which pleased and touched me
+very deeply; and," he added diffidently, "I want to say how mortified I
+am&mdash;in fact, I want to apologize for&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Regrettin'?" interrupted David with a motion of his hand toward the
+chair and a smile of great amusement. "Sho, sho! Se' down, se' down.
+I'm glad you found somethin' in your stockin' if it pleased ye, an' as
+fur's that regret o' your'n was concerned&mdash;wa'al&mdash;wa'al, I liked ye all
+the better for't, I did fer a fact. He, he, he! Appearances was ruther
+agin me, wasn't they, the way I told it."</p>
+
+<p>"Nevertheless," said John, seating himself, "I ought not to have&mdash;that
+is to say, I ought to have known&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"How could ye," David broke in, "When I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> as good as told ye I was
+cal'latin' to rob the old lady? He, he, he, he! Scat my &mdash;&mdash;! Your face
+was a picture when I told ye to write that note, though I reckon you
+didn't know I noticed it."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed and said, "You have been very generous all through, Mr.
+Harum."</p>
+
+<p>"Nothin' to brag on," he replied, "nothin' to brag on. Fur 's Mis'
+Cullom's matter was concerned, 't was as I said, jest payin' off an old
+score; an' as fur 's your stockin', it's really putty much the same.
+I'll allow you've earned it, if it'll set any easier on your stomach."</p>
+
+<p>"I can't say that I have been overworked," said John with a slight
+laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe not," rejoined David, "but you hain't ben overpaid neither, an' I
+want ye to be satisfied. Fact is," he continued, "my gettin' you up here
+was putty consid'able of an experiment, but I ben watchin' ye putty
+close, an' I'm more'n satisfied. Mebbe Timson c'd beat ye at figurin'
+an' countin' money when you fust come, an' knowed more about the
+pertic'ler points of the office, but outside of that he was the biggist
+dumb-head I ever see, an' you know how he left things. He hadn't no
+tack, fer one thing. Outside of summin' up figures an' countin' money he
+had a faculty fer gettin' things t'other-end to that beat all. I'd tell
+him a thing, an' explain it to him two three times over, an' he'd say
+'Yes, yes,' an', scat my &mdash;&mdash;! when it came to carryin' on't out, he
+hadn't sensed it a mite&mdash;jest got it which-end-t'other. An talk! Wa'al,
+I think it must 'a' ben a kind of disease with him. He really didn't
+mean no harm, mebbe, but he couldn't no more help lettin' out anythin'
+he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> knowed, or thought he knowed, than a settin' hen c'n help settin'.
+He kep' me on tenter-hooks the hull endurin' time."</p>
+
+<p>"I should say he was honest enough, was he not?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," replied David with a touch of scorn, "he was honest enough
+fur 's money matters was concerned; but he hadn't no tack, nor no sense,
+an' many a time he done more mischief with his gibble-gabble than if
+he'd took fifty dollars out an' out. Fact is," said David, "the kind of
+honesty that won't actually steal 's a kind of fool honesty that's
+common enough; but the kind that keeps a feller's mouth shut when he
+hadn't ought to talk 's about the scurcest thing goin'. I'll jest tell
+ye, fer example, the last mess he made. You know Purse, that keeps the
+gen'ral store? Wa'al, he come to me some months ago, on the quiet, an'
+said that he wanted to borro' five hunderd. He didn't want to git no
+indorser, but he'd show me his books an' give me a statement an' a
+chattel morgidge fer six months. He didn't want nobody to know 't he was
+anyway pushed fer money because he wanted to git some extensions, an' so
+on. I made up my mind it was all right, an' I done it. Wa'al, about a
+month or so after he come to me with tears in his eyes, as ye might say,
+an' says, 'I got somethin' I want to show ye,' an' handed out a letter
+from the house in New York he had some of his biggist dealin's with,
+tellin' him that they regretted"&mdash;here David gave John a nudge&mdash;"that
+they couldn't give him the extensions he ast for, an' that his paper
+must be paid as it fell due&mdash;some twelve hunderd dollars. 'Somebody 's
+leaked,' he says, 'an' they've heard of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> that morgidge, an' I'm in a
+putty scrape,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'H'm'm,' I says, 'what makes ye think so?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Can't be nothin' else,' he says; 'I've dealt with them people fer
+years an' never ast fer nothin' but what I got it, an' now to have 'em
+round up on me like this, it can't be nothin' but what they've got wind
+o' that chattel morgidge,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'H'm'm,' I says. 'Any o' their people ben up here lately?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'That's jest it,' he says. 'One o' their travellin' men was up here
+last week, an' he come in in the afternoon as chipper as you please,
+wantin' to sell me a bill o' goods, an' I put him off, sayin' that I had
+a putty big stock, an' so on, an' he said he'd see me agin in the
+mornin'&mdash;you know that sort of talk,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'did he come in?'</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' says Purse, 'he didn't. I never set eyes on him agin, an' more'n
+that,' he says, 'he took the first train in the mornin', an' now,' he
+says, 'I expect I'll have ev'ry last man I owe anythin' to buzzin'
+'round my ears.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I see about how the land lays, an' I reckon
+you ain't fur out about the morgidge bein' at the bottom on't, an' the'
+ain't no way it c'd 'a' leaked out 'ceptin' through that dum'd
+chuckle-head of a Timson. But this is the way it looks to me&mdash;you hain't
+heard nothin' in the village, have ye?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' he says. 'Not <i>yit</i>,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, ye won't, I don't believe,' I says, 'an' as fur as that drummer
+is concerned, you c'n bet,' I says, 'that he didn't nor won't let on to
+nobody but his own folks&mdash;not till <i>his</i> bus'nis is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> squared up, an'
+more 'n that,' I says, 'seein' that your trouble 's ben made ye by one
+o' my help, I don't see but what I'll have to see ye through,' I says.
+'You jest give me the address of the New York parties, an' tell me what
+you want done, an' I reckon I c'n fix the thing so 't they won't bother
+ye. I don't believe,' I says, 'that anybody else knows anythin' yet, an'
+I'll shut up Timson's yawp so 's it'll stay shut.'"</p>
+
+<p>"How did the matter come out?" asked John, "and what did Purse say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," replied David, "Purse went off head up an' tail up. He said he was
+everlastin'ly obliged to me, an'&mdash;he, he, he!&mdash;he said 't was more 'n he
+expected. You see I charged him what I thought was right on the 'rig'nal
+deal, an' he squimmidged some, an' I reckon he allowed to be putty well
+bled if I took holt agin; but I done as I agreed on the extension
+bus'nis, an' I'm on his paper for twelve hunderd fer nothin', jest
+because that nikum-noddy of a Timson let that drummer bamboozle him into
+talkin'. I found out the hull thing, an' the very day I wrote to the New
+York fellers fer Purse, I wrote to Gen'ral Wolsey to find me somebody to
+take Timson's place. I allowed I'd ruther have somebody that didn't know
+nobody, than such a clackin' ole he-hen as Chet."</p>
+
+<p>"I should have said that it was rather a hazardous thing to do," said
+John, "to put a total stranger like me into what is rather a
+confidential position, as well as a responsible one."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "in the fust place I knew that the Gen'ral wouldn't
+recommend no dead-beat nor no skin, an' I allowed that if the raw
+material was O.K., I could break it in; an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> if it wa'n't I should find
+it out putty quick. Like a young hoss," he remarked, "if he's sound an'
+kind, an' got gumption, I'd sooner break him in myself 'n not&mdash;fur's my
+use goes&mdash;an' if I can't, nobody can, an' I get rid on him. You
+understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," continued David, "I liked your letter, an' when you come I
+liked your looks. Of course I couldn't tell jest how you'd take holt,
+nor if you an' me 'd hitch. An' then agin, I didn't know whether you
+could stan' it here after livin' in a city all your life. I watched ye
+putty close&mdash;closter 'n you knowed of, I guess. I seen right off that
+you was goin' to fill your collar, fur's the work was concerned, an'
+though you didn't know nobody much, an' couldn't have no amusement to
+speak on, you didn't mope nor sulk, an' what's more&mdash;though I know I
+advised ye to stay there fer a spell longer when you spoke about
+boardin' somewhere else&mdash;I know what the Eagle tavern is in winter;
+summer, too, fer that matter, though it's a little better then, an' I
+allowed that air test 'd be final. He, he, he! Putty rough, ain't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is, rather," said John, laughing. "I'm afraid my endurance is pretty
+well at an end. Elright's wife is ill, and the fact is, that since day
+before yesterday I have been living on what I could buy at the
+grocery&mdash;crackers, cheese, salt fish, canned goods, <i>et cetera</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Scat my &mdash;&mdash;!" cried David. "Wa'al! Wa'al! That's too dum'd bad! Why on
+earth&mdash;why, you must be <i>hungry</i>! Wa'al, you won't have to eat no salt
+herrin' to-day, because Polly 'n I are expectin' ye to dinner."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Two or three times during the conversation David had gone to the window
+overlooking his lawn and looked out with a general air of observing the
+weather, and at this point he did so again, coming back to his seat with
+a look of satisfaction, for which there was, to John, no obvious reason.
+He sat for a moment without speaking, and then, looking at his watch,
+said: "Wa'al, dinner 's at one o'clock, an' Polly's a great one fer
+bein' on time. Guess I'll go out an' have another look at that pesky
+colt. You better go over to the house 'bout quarter to one, an' you c'n
+make your t'ilet over there. I'm 'fraid if you go over to the Eagle
+it'll spoil your appetite. She'd think it might, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>So David departed to see the colt, and John got out some of the books
+and busied himself with them until the time to present himself at
+David's house.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></a>CHAPTER XXII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"Why, Mis' Cullom, I'm real glad to see ye. Come right in," said Mrs.
+Bixbee as she drew the widow into the "wing settin' room," and proceeded
+to relieve her of her wraps and her bundle. "Set right here by the fire
+while I take these things of your'n into the kitchen to dry 'em out.
+I'll be right back"; and she bustled out of the room. When she came back
+Mrs. Cullom was sitting with her hands in her lap, and there was in her
+eyes an expression of smiling peace that was good to see.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee drew up a chair, and seating herself, said: "Wa'al, I don't
+know when I've seen ye to git a chance to speak to ye, an' I was real
+pleased when David said you was goin' to be here to dinner. An' my! how
+well, you're lookin'&mdash;more like Cynthy Sweetland than I've seen ye fer I
+don't know when; an' yet," she added, looking curiously at her guest,
+"you 'pear somehow as if you'd ben cryin'."</p>
+
+<p>"You're real kind, I'm sure," responded Mrs. Cullom, replying to the
+other's welcome and remarks <i>seriatim</i>; "I guess, though, I don't look
+much like Cynthy Sweetland, if I do feel twenty years younger 'n I did a
+while ago; an' I have ben cryin', I allow, but not fer sorro', Polly
+Harum," she exclaimed, giving the other her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span> maiden name. "Your brother
+Dave comes putty nigh to bein' an angel!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee with a twinkle, "I reckon Dave might hev to
+be fixed up some afore he come out in that pertic'ler shape, but," she
+added impressively, "es fur as bein' a <i>man</i> goes, he's 'bout 's good 's
+they make 'em. I know folks thinks he's a hard bargainer, an'
+close-fisted, an' some on 'em that ain't fit to lick up his tracks says
+more'n that. He's got his own ways, I'll allow, but down at bottom, an'
+all through, I know the' ain't no better man livin'. No, ma'am, the'
+ain't, an' what he's ben to me, Cynthy Cullom, nobody knows but
+me&mdash;an'&mdash;an'&mdash;mebbe the Lord&mdash;though I hev seen the time," she said
+tentatively, "when it seemed to me 't I knowed more about my affairs 'n
+He did," and she looked doubtfully at her companion, who had been
+following her with affirmative and sympathetic nods, and now drew her
+chair a little closer, and said softly: "Yes, yes, I know. I ben putty
+doubtful an' rebellious myself a good many times, but seems now as if He
+had had me in His mercy all the time." Here Aunt Polly's sense of humor
+asserted itself. "What's Dave ben up to now?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>And then the widow told her story, with tears and smiles, and the keen
+enjoyment which we all have in talking about ourselves to a sympathetic
+listener like Aunt Polly, whose interjections pointed and illuminated
+the narrative. When it was finished she leaned forward and kissed Mrs.
+Cullom on the cheek.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't tell ye how glad I be for ye," she said; "but if I'd known that
+David held that morgidge, I could hev told ye ye needn't hev<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> worried
+yourself a mite. He wouldn't never have taken your prop'ty, more'n he'd
+rob a hen-roost. But he done the thing his own way&mdash;kind o' fetched it
+round fer a Merry Chris'mus, didn't he? Curious," she said reflectively,
+after a momentary pause, "how he lays up things about his childhood,"
+and then, with a searching look at the Widow Cullom, "you didn't let on,
+an' I didn't ask ye, but of course you've heard the things that some
+folks says of him, an' natchally they got some holt on your mind.
+There's that story about 'Lish, over to Whitcom&mdash;you heard somethin'
+about that, didn't ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," admitted the widow, "I heard somethin' of it, I s'pose."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mrs. Bixbee, "you never heard the hull story, ner anybody
+else really, but I'm goin' to tell it to ye&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mrs. Cullom assentingly.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee sat up straight in her chair with her hands on her knees and
+an air of one who would see justice done.</p>
+
+<p>"'Lish Harum," she began, "wa'n't only half-brother to Dave. He was
+hull-brother to me, though, but notwithstandin' that, I will say that a
+meaner boy, a meaner growin' man, an' a meaner man never walked the
+earth. He wa'n't satisfied to git the best piece an' the biggist
+piece&mdash;he hated to hev any one else git anythin' at all. I don't believe
+he ever laughed in his life, except over some kind o' suff'rin'&mdash;man or
+beast&mdash;an' what'd tickle him the most was to be the means on't. He took
+pertic'ler delight in abusin' an' tormentin' Dave, an' the poor little
+critter was jest as 'fraid as death of him, an' good reason. Father was
+awful hard, but he didn't go out of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> his way; but 'Lish never let no
+chance slip. Wa'al, I ain't goin' to give you the hull fam'ly hist'ry,
+an' I've got to go into the kitchen fer a while 'fore dinner, but what I
+started out fer 's this: 'Lish fin'ly settled over to Whitcom."</p>
+
+<p>"Did he ever git married?" interrupted Mrs. Cullom.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he got married when he was past forty.
+It's curious," she remarked, in passing, "but it don't seem as if the'
+was ever yit a man so mean but he c'd find some woman was fool enough to
+marry him, an' she was a putty decent sort of a woman too, f'm all
+accounts, an' good lookin'. Wa'al, she stood him six or seven year, an'
+then she run off."</p>
+
+<p>"With another man?" queried the widow in an awed voice. Aunt Polly
+nodded assent with compressed lips.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm," she went on, "she left him an' went out West somewhere, an'
+that was the last of <i>her</i>; an' when her two boys got old enough to look
+after themselves a little, they quit him too, an' they wa'n't no way
+growed up neither. Wa'al, the long an' the short on't was that 'Lish got
+goin' down hill ev'ry way, health an' all, till he hadn't nothin' left
+but his disposition, an' fairly got onter the town. The' wa'n't nothin'
+for it but to send him to the county house, onless somebody 'd s'port
+him. Wa'al, the committee knew Dave was his brother, an' one on 'em come
+to see him to see if he'd come forwud an' help out, an' he seen Dave
+right here in this room, an' Dave made me stay an' hear the hull thing.
+Man's name was Smith, I remember, a peaked little man with long chin
+whiskers that he kep' clawin' at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> with his fingers. Dave let him tell
+his story, an' he didn't say nothin' fer a minute or two, an' then he
+says, 'What made ye come to me?' he says. 'Did he send ye?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'when it was clear that he couldn't do nuthin', we
+ast him if the' wa'n't nobody could put up fer him, an' he said you was
+his brother, an' well off, an' hadn't ought to let him go t' the
+poorhouse.'</p>
+
+<p>"'He said that, did he?' says Dave.</p>
+
+<p>"'Amountin' to that,' says Smith.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Dave, 'it's a good many years sence I see 'Lish, an'
+mebbe you know him better 'n I do. You known him some time, eh?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Quite a number o' years,' says Smith.</p>
+
+<p>"'What sort of a feller was he,' says Dave, 'when he was somebody? Putty
+good feller? good citizen? good neighber? lib'ral? kind to his fam'ly?
+ev'rybody like him? gen'ally pop'lar, an' all that?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Smith, wigglin' in his chair an' pullin' out his whiskers
+three four hairs to a time, 'I guess he come some short of all that.'</p>
+
+<p>"'E'umph!' says Dave, 'I guess he did! Now, honest,' he says, '<i>is</i> the'
+man, woman, or child in Whitcom that knows 'Lish Harum that's got a good
+word fer him? or ever knowed of his doin' or sayin' anythin' that hadn't
+got a mean side to it some way? Didn't he drive his wife off, out an'
+out? an' didn't his two boys hev to quit him soon 's they could travel?
+<i>An'</i>,' says Dave, 'if any one was to ask you to figure out a pattern of
+the meanist human skunk you was capable of thinkin' of, wouldn't
+it&mdash;honest, now!' Dave says, 'honest, now&mdash;wouldn't it be 's near<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> like
+'Lish Harum as one buckshot 's like another?'"</p>
+
+<p>"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom. "What did Mr. Smith say to that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he didn't say nuthin' at fust, not in so
+many words. He sot fer a minute clawin' away at his whiskers&mdash;an' he'd
+got both hands into 'em by that time&mdash;an' then he made a move as if he
+gin the hull thing up an' was goin'. Dave set lookin' at him, an' then
+he says, 'You ain't goin', air ye?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'feelin' 's you do, I guess my arrant here ain't
+goin' t' amount to nothin', an' I may 's well.'</p>
+
+<p>"'No, you set still a minute,' says Dave. 'If you'll answer my question
+honest an' square, I've got sunthin' more to say to ye. Come, now,' he
+says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Smith, with a kind of give-it-up sort of a grin, 'I guess
+you sized him up about right. I didn't come to see you on 'Lish Harum's
+account. I come fer the town of Whitcom.' An' then he spunked up some
+an' says, 'I don't give a darn,' he says, 'what comes of 'Lish, an' I
+don't know nobody as does, fur's he's person'ly concerned; but he's got
+to be a town charge less 'n you take 'm off our hands.'</p>
+
+<p>"Dave turned to me an' says, jest as if he meant it, 'How 'd you like to
+have him here, Polly?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Dave Harum!' I says, 'what be you thinkin' of, seein' what he is, an'
+alwus was, an' how he alwus treated you? Lord sakes!' I says, 'you ain't
+thinkin' of it!'</p>
+
+<p>"'Not much,' he says, with an ugly kind of a smile, such as I never see
+in his face before,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> 'not much! Not under this roof, or any roof of
+mine, if it wa'n't more'n my cow stable&mdash;an',' he says, turnin' to
+Smith, 'this is what I want to say to you: You've done all right. I
+hain't no fault to find with you. But I want you to go back an' say to
+'Lish Harum that you've seen me, an' that I told you that not one cent
+of my money nor one mossel o' my food would ever go to keep him alive
+one minute of time; that if I had an empty hogpen I wouldn't let him
+sleep in't overnight, much less to bunk in with a decent hog. You tell
+him that I said the poorhouse was his proper dwellin', barrin' the jail,
+an' that it 'd have to be a dum'd sight poorer house 'n I ever heard of
+not to be a thousan' times too good fer him.'"</p>
+
+<p>"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom again. "I can't really 'magine it of Dave."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "I told ye how set he is on his young
+days, an' nobody knows how cruel mean 'Lish used to be to him; but I
+never see it come out of him so ugly before, though I didn't blame him a
+mite. But I hain't told ye the upshot: 'Now,' he says to Smith, who set
+with his mouth gappin' open, 'you understand how I feel about the
+feller, an' I've got good reason for it. I want you to promise me that
+you'll say to him, word fer word, jest what I've said to you about him,
+an' I'll do this: You folks send him to the poorhouse, an' let him git
+jest what the rest on 'em gits&mdash;no more an' no less&mdash;as long 's he
+lives. When he dies you git him the tightest coffin you kin buy, to keep
+him f'm spilin' the earth as long as may be, an' then you send me the
+hull bill. But this has got to be between you an' me only. You c'n tell
+the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> rest of the committee what you like, <i>but</i> if you ever tell a
+livin' soul about this here understandin', an' I find it out, I'll never
+pay one cent, an' you'll be to blame. I'm willin', on them terms, to
+stan' between the town of Whitcom an' harm; but fer 'Lish Harum, not one
+sumarkee! Is it a barg'in?' Dave says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes, sir,' says Smith, puttin' out his hand. 'An' I guess,' he says,
+'f'm all 't I c'n gather, thet you're doin' all 't we could expect, an'
+more too,' an' off he put."</p>
+
+<p>"How 'd it come out?" asked Mrs. Cullom.</p>
+
+<p>"'Lish lived about two year," replied Aunt Polly, "an' Dave done as he
+agreed, but even then when he come to settle up, he told Smith he didn't
+want no more said about it 'n could be helped."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mrs. Cullom, "it seems to me as if David did take care on
+him after all, fur 's spendin' money was concerned."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the way it looks to me," said Mrs. Bixbee, "but David likes to
+think t'other. He meant to be awful mean, an' he was&mdash;as mean as he
+could&mdash;but the fact is, he didn't reelly know how. My sakes! Cynthy
+(looking at the clock), I'll hev to excuse myself fer a spell. Ef you
+want to do any fixin' up 'fore dinner, jest step into my bedroom. I've
+laid some things out on the bed, if you should happen to want any of
+'em," and she hurried out of the room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXIII"></a>CHAPTER XXIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>David's house stood about a hundred feet back from the street, facing
+the east. The main body of the house was of two stories (through which
+ran a deep bay in front), with mansard roof. On the south of the main
+body of the house were two stories of the "wing," in which were the
+"settin' room," Aunt Polly's room, and, above, David's quarters. Ten
+minutes or so before one o'clock John rang the bell at the front door.</p>
+
+<p>"Sairy's busy," said Mrs. Bixbee apologetically as she let him in, "an'
+so I come to the door myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Harum told me to come over a
+little before one, but perhaps I ought to have waited a few minutes
+longer."</p>
+
+<p>"No, it's all right," she replied, "for mebbe you'd like to wash an' fix
+up 'fore dinner, so I'll jest show ye where to," and she led the way
+upstairs and into the "front parlor bedroom."</p>
+
+<p>"There," she said, "make yourself comf'table, an' dinner 'll be ready in
+about ten minutes."</p>
+
+<p>For a moment John mentally rubbed his eyes. Then he turned and caught
+both of Mrs. Bixbee's hands and looked at her, speechless. When he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+found words he said: "I don't know what to say, nor how to thank you
+properly. I don't believe you know how kind this is."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't say nothin' about it," she protested, but with a look of great
+satisfaction. "I done it jest t' relieve my mind, because ever sence you
+fust come, I ben worryin' over your bein' at that nasty tavern," and she
+made a motion to go.</p>
+
+<p>"You and your brother," said John earnestly, still holding her hands,
+"have made me a gladder and happier man this Christmas day than I have
+been for a very long time."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad on't," she said heartily, "an' I hope you'll be comf'table an'
+contented here. I must go now an' help Sairy dish up. Come down to the
+settin' room when you're ready," and she gave his hands a little
+squeeze.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Po&mdash;&mdash;, I beg pardon, Mrs. Bixbee," said John, moved by a sudden
+impulse, "do you think you could find it in your heart to complete my
+happiness by giving me a kiss? It's Christmas, you know," he added
+smilingly.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Polly colored to the roots of her hair. "Wa'al," she said, with a
+little laugh, "seein' 't I'm old enough to be your mother, I guess 't
+won't hurt me none," and as she went down the stairs she softly rubbed
+her lips with the side of her forefinger.</p>
+
+<p>John understood now why David had looked out of the bank window so often
+that morning. All his belongings were in Aunt Polly's best bedroom,
+having been moved over from the Eagle while he and David had been in the
+office. A delightful room it was, in immeasurable contrast to his
+squalid surroundings at that hostelry. The spacious bed, with its snowy
+counterpane and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span> silk patchwork "comf'table" folded on the foot, the
+bright fire in the open stove, the big bureau and glass, the soft
+carpet, the table for writing and reading standing in the bay, his books
+on the broad mantel, and his dressing things laid out ready to his hand,
+not to mention an ample supply of <i>dry</i> towels on the rack.</p>
+
+<p>The poor fellow's life during the weeks which he had lived in Homeville
+had been utterly in contrast with any previous experience. Nevertheless
+he had tried to make the best of it, and to endure the monotony, the
+dullness, the entire lack of companionship and entertainment with what
+philosophy he could muster. The hours spent in the office were the best
+part of the day. He could manage to find occupation for all of them,
+though a village bank is not usually a scene of active bustle. Many of
+the people who did business there diverted him somewhat, and most of
+them seemed never too much in a hurry to stand around and talk the sort
+of thing that interested them. After John had got acquainted with his
+duties and the people he came in contact with, David gave less personal
+attention to the affairs of the bank; but he was in and out frequently
+during the day, and rarely failed to interest his cashier with his
+observations and remarks.</p>
+
+<p>But the long winter evenings had been very bad. After supper, a meal
+which revolted every sense, there had been as many hours to be got
+through with as he found wakeful, an empty stomach often adding to the
+number of them, and the only resource for passing the time had been
+reading, which had often been well-nigh impossible for sheer physical
+discomfort. As has been<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> remarked, the winter climate of the middle
+portion of New York State is as bad as can be imagined. His light was a
+kerosene lamp of half-candle power, and his appliance for warmth
+consisted of a small wood stove, which (as David would have expressed
+it) "took two men an' a boy" to keep in action, and was either red hot
+or exhausted.</p>
+
+<p>As from the depths of a spacious lounging chair he surveyed his new
+surroundings, and contrasted them with those from which he had been
+rescued out of pure kindness, his heart was full, and it can hardly be
+imputed to him as a weakness that for a moment his eyes filled with
+tears of gratitude and happiness&mdash;no less.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, there were four happy people at David's table that Christmas
+day. Aunt Polly had "smartened up" Mrs. Cullom with collar and cuffs,
+and in various ways which the mind of man comprehendeth not in detail;
+and there had been some arranging of her hair as well, which altogether
+had so transformed and transfigured her that John thought that he should
+hardly have known her for the forlorn creature whom he had encountered
+in the morning. And as he looked at the still fine eyes, large and
+brown, and shining for the first time in many a year with a soft light
+of happiness, he felt that he could understand how it was that Billy P.
+had married the village girl.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Bixbee was grand in black silk and lace collar fastened with a
+shell-cameo pin not quite as large as a saucer, and John caught the
+sparkle of a diamond on her plump left hand&mdash;David's Christmas
+gift&mdash;with regard to which she had spoken apologetically to Mrs.
+Cullom:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I told David that I was ever so much obliged to him, but I didn't want
+a dimun' more'n a cat wanted a flag, an' I thought it was jest throwin'
+away money. But he would have it&mdash;said I c'd sell it an' keep out the
+poorhouse some day, mebbe."</p>
+
+<p>David had not made much change in his usual raiment, but he was shaved
+to the blood, and his round red face shone with soap and satisfaction.
+As he tucked his napkin into his shirt collar, Sairy brought in the
+tureen of oyster soup, and he remarked, as he took his first spoonful of
+the stew, that he was "hungry 'nough t' eat a graven imidge," a
+condition that John was able to sympathize with after his two days of
+fasting on crackers and such provisions as he could buy at Purse's. It
+was, on the whole, he reflected, the most enjoyable dinner that he ever
+ate. Never was such a turkey; and to see it give way under David's
+skillful knife&mdash;wings, drumsticks, second joints, side bones,
+breast&mdash;was an elevating and memorable experience. And such potatoes,
+mashed in cream; such boiled onions, turnips, Hubbard squash, succotash,
+stewed tomatoes, celery, cranberries, "currant jell!" Oh! and to "top
+off" with, a mince pie to die for and a pudding (new to John, but just
+you try it some time) of steamed Indian meal and fruit, with a sauce of
+cream sweetened with shaved maple sugar.</p>
+
+<p>"What'll you have?" said David to Mrs. Cullom, "dark meat? white meat?"</p>
+
+<p>"Anything," she replied meekly, "I'm not partic'ler. Most any part of a
+turkey 'll taste good, I guess."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said David. "Don't care means<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span> a little o' both. I alwus
+know what to give Polly&mdash;piece o' the second jint an' the
+last-thing-over-the-fence. Nice 'n rich fer scraggly folks," he
+remarked. "How fer you, John?&mdash;little o' both, eh?" and he heaped the
+plate till our friend begged him to keep something for himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Little too much is jest right," he asserted.</p>
+
+<p>When David had filled the plates and handed them along&mdash;Sairy was for
+bringing in and taking out; they did their own helping to vegetables and
+"passin'"&mdash;he hesitated a moment, and then got out of his chair and
+started in the direction of the kitchen door.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Bixbee in surprise. "Where you goin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Woodshed," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"Woodshed!" she exclaimed, making as if to rise and follow.</p>
+
+<p>"You set still," said David. "Somethin' I fergot."</p>
+
+<p>"What on earth!" she exclaimed, with an air of annoyance and
+bewilderment. "What do you want in the woodshed? Can't you set down an'
+let Sairy git it for ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," he asserted with a grin. "Sairy might sqush it. It must be putty
+meller by this time," And out he went.</p>
+
+<p>"Manners!" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee. "You'll think (to John) we're reg'ler
+heathin."</p>
+
+<p>"I guess not," said John, smiling and much amused.</p>
+
+<p>Presently Sairy appeared with four tumblers which she distributed, and
+was followed by David bearing a bottle. He seated himself and began a
+struggle to unwire the same with an ice-pick.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span> Aunt Polly leaned forward
+with a look of perplexed curiosity.</p>
+
+<p>"What you got there?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Vewve Clikot's universal an' suv'rin remedy," said David, reading the
+label and bringing the corners of his eye and mouth almost together in a
+wink to John, "fer toothache, earache, burns, scalds, warts, dispepsy,
+fallin' o' the hair, windgall, ringbone, spavin, disapp'inted
+affections, an' pips in hens," and out came the cork with a "<i>wop</i>," at
+which both the ladies, even Mrs. Cullom, jumped and cried out.</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum," declared his sister with conviction, "I believe thet
+that's a bottle of champagne."</p>
+
+<p>"If it ain't," said David, pouring into his tumbler, "I ben swindled out
+o' four shillin'," and he passed the bottle to John, who held it up
+tentatively, looking at Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"No, thank ye," she said with a little toss of the head, "I'm a son o'
+temp'rence. I don't believe," she remarked to Mrs. Cullom, "thet that
+bottle ever cost <i>less</i> 'n a dollar." At which remarks David apparently
+"swallered somethin' the wrong way," and for a moment or two was unable
+to proceed with his dinner. Aunt Polly looked at him suspiciously. It
+was her experience that, in her intercourse with her brother, he often
+laughed utterly without reason&mdash;so far as she could see.</p>
+
+<p>"I've always heard it was dreadful expensive," remarked Mrs. Cullom.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me give you some," said John, reaching toward her with the bottle.
+Mrs. Cullom looked first at Mrs. Bixbee and then at David.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," she said. "I never tasted any."</p>
+
+<p>"Take a little," said David, nodding approvingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Just a swallow," said the widow, whose curiosity had got the better of
+scruples. She took a swallow of the wine.</p>
+
+<p>"How do ye like it?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she said as she wiped her eyes, into which the gas had driven
+the tears, "I guess I could get along if I couldn't have it regular."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't taste good?" suggested David with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she replied, "I never did care any great for cider, and this
+tastes to me about as if I was drinkin' cider an' snuffin' horseradish
+at one and the same time."</p>
+
+<p>"How's that, John?" said David, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose it's an acquired taste," said John, returning the laugh and
+taking a mouthful of the wine with infinite relish. "I don't think I
+ever enjoyed a glass of wine so much, or," turning to Aunt Polly, "ever
+enjoyed a dinner so much," which statement completely mollified her
+feelings, which had been the least bit in the world "set edgeways."</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe your app'tite's got somethin' to do with it," said David,
+shoveling a knife-load of good things into his mouth. "Polly, this young
+man's ben livin' on crackers an' salt herrin' fer a week."</p>
+
+<p>"My land!" cried Mrs. Bixbee with an expression of horror. "Is that
+reelly so? 'T ain't now, reelly?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite so bad as that," John answered, smiling; "but Mrs. Elright
+has been ill for a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> couple of days and&mdash;well, I have been foraging
+around Purse's store a little."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, of all the mean shames!" exclaimed Aunt Polly indignantly.
+"David Harum, you'd ought to be ridic'lous t' allow such a thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I never!" said David, holding his knife and fork straight up in
+either fist as they rested on the table, and staring at his sister. "I
+believe if the meetin'-house roof was to blow off you'd lay it onto me
+somehow. I hain't ben runnin' the Eagle tavern fer quite a consid'able
+while. You got the wrong pig by the ear as usual. Jest you pitch into
+him," pointing with his fork to John. "It's his funeral, if anybody's."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Aunt Polly, addressing John in a tone of injury, "I do
+think you might have let somebody know; I think you'd ortter 've
+known&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Mrs. Bixbee," he interrupted, "I did know how kind you are and
+would have been, and if matters had gone on so much longer I should have
+appealed to you, I should have indeed; but really," he added, smiling at
+her, "a dinner like this is worth fasting a week for."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," she said, mollified again, "you won't git no more herrin'
+'nless you ask fer 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"That is just what your brother said this morning," replied John,
+looking at David with a laugh.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXIV"></a>CHAPTER XXIV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The meal proceeded in silence for a few minutes. Mrs. Cullom had said
+but little, but John noticed that her diction was more conventional than
+in her talk with David and himself in the morning, and that her manner
+at the table was distinctly refined, although she ate with apparent
+appetite, not to say hunger. Presently she said, with an air of making
+conversation, "I suppose you've always lived in the city, Mr. Lenox?"</p>
+
+<p>"It has always been my home," he replied, "but I have been away a good
+deal."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose folks in the city go to theaters a good deal," she remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"They have a great many opportunities," said John, wondering what she
+was leading up to. But he was not to discover, for David broke in with a
+chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>"Ask Polly, Mis' Cullom," he said. "She c'n tell ye all about the
+theater, Polly kin." Mrs. Cullom looked from David to Mrs. Bixbee, whose
+face was suffused.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell her," said David, with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you'd shet up," she exclaimed. "I sha'n't do nothin' of the
+sort."</p>
+
+<p>"Ne' mind," said David cheerfully, "<i>I'll</i> tell ye, Mis' Cullom."</p>
+
+<p>"Dave Harum!" expostulated Mrs. Bixbee, but he proceeded without heed of
+her protest.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Polly an' I," he said, "went down to New York one spring some years
+ago. Her nerves was some wore out 'long of diff'rences with Sairy about
+clearin' up the woodshed, an' bread risin's, an' not bein' able to suit
+herself up to Purse's in the qual'ty of silk velvit she wanted fer a
+Sunday-go-to-meetin' gown, an' I thought a spell off 'd do her good.
+Wa'al, the day after we got there I says to her while we was havin'
+breakfust&mdash;it was picked-up el'phant on toast, near 's I c'n remember,
+wa'n't it, Polly?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's as near the truth as most o' the rest on't so fur," said Polly
+with a sniff.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I says to her," he proceeded, untouched by her scorn, "'How'd
+you like to go t' the theater? You hain't never ben,' I says, 'an' now
+you're down here you may jest as well see somethin' while you got a
+chanst,' I says. Up to that <i>time</i>" he remarked, as it were in passing,
+"she'd ben somewhat pre<i>juced</i> 'ginst theaters, an'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," Mrs. Bixbee broke in, "I guess what we see that night was
+cal'lated&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You hold on," he interposed. "I'm tellin' this story. You had a chanst
+to an' wouldn't. Anyway," he resumed, "she allowed she'd try it once,
+an' we agreed we'd go somewheres that night. But somethin' happened to
+put it out o' my mind, an' I didn't think on't agin till I got back to
+the hotel fer supper. So I went to the feller at the news-stand an'
+says, 'Got any show-tickits fer to-night?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Theater?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'I reckon so,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I hain't got nothin' now but two seats fer
+'Clyanthy.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'Is it a good show?' I says&mdash;'moral, an' so on? I'm goin' to take my
+sister, an' she's a little pertic'ler about some things,' I says. He
+kind o' grinned, the feller did. 'I've took my wife twice, an' she's
+putty pertic'ler herself,' he says, laughin.'"</p>
+
+<p>"She must 'a' ben," remarked Mrs. Bixbee with a sniff that spoke volumes
+of her opinion of "the feller's wife." David emitted a chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he continued, "I took the tickits on the feller's recommend,
+an' the fact of his wife's bein' so pertic'ler, an' after supper we
+went. It was a mighty handsome place inside, gilded an' carved all over
+like the outside of a cirkis wagin, an' when we went in the orchestry
+was playin' an' the people was comin' in, an' after we'd set a few
+minutes I says to Polly, 'What do you think on't?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'I don't see anythin' very unbecomin' so fur, an' the people looks
+respectable enough,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No jail birds in sight fur 's ye c'n see so fur, be they?' I says. He,
+he, he, he!"</p>
+
+<p>"You needn't make me out more of a gump 'n I was," protested Mrs.
+Bixbee. "An' you was jest as&mdash;&mdash;" David held up his finger at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you sp'ile the story by discountin' the sequil. Wa'al, putty soon
+the band struck up some kind of a dancin' tune, an' the curt'in went up,
+an' a girl come prancin' down to the footlights an' begun singin' an'
+dancin', an', scat my &mdash;&mdash;! to all human appearances you c'd 'a' covered
+ev'ry dum thing she had on with a postage stamp." John stole a glance at
+Mrs. Cullom. She was staring at the speaker with wide-open eyes of
+horror and amazement.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I guess I wouldn't go very <i>fur</i> into pertic'lers," said Mrs. Bixbee in
+a warning tone.</p>
+
+<p>David bent his head down over his plate and shook from head to foot, and
+it was nearly a minute before he was able to go on. "Wa'al," he said, "I
+heard Polly give a kind of a gasp an' a snort, 's if some one 'd throwed
+water 'n her face. But she didn't say nothin', an', I swan! I didn't
+dast to look at her fer a spell; an' putty soon in come a hull crowd
+more girls that had left their clo'es in their trunks or somewhere,
+singin', an' dancin', an' weavin' 'round on the stage, an' after a few
+minutes I turned an' looked at Polly. He, he, he, he!"</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum!" cried Mrs. Bixbee, "ef you're goin' to discribe any more
+o' them scand'lous goin's on I sh'll take my victuals into the kitchin.
+<i>I</i> didn't see no more of 'em," she added to Mrs. Cullom and John,
+"after that fust trollop appeared."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe she did," said David, "fer when I turned she set there
+with her eys shut tighter 'n a drum, an' her mouth shut too so's her
+nose an' chin most come together, an' her face was red enough so 't a
+streak o' red paint 'd 'a' made a white mark on it. 'Polly,' I says,
+'I'm afraid you ain't gettin' the wuth o' your money.'</p>
+
+<p>"'David Harum,' she says, with her mouth shut all but a little place in
+the corner toward me, 'if you don't take me out o' this place, I'll go
+without ye,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't you think you c'd stan' it a little longer?' I says. 'Mebbe
+they've sent home fer their clo'es,' I says. He, he, he, he! But with
+that she jest give a hump to start, an' I see she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> meant bus'nis. When
+Polly Bixbee," said David impressively, "puts that foot o' her'n <i>down</i>
+somethin's got to sqush, an' don't you fergit it." Mrs. Bixbee made no
+acknowledgment of this tribute to her strength of character. John looked
+at David.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, with a solemn bend of the head, as if in answer to a
+question, "I squshed. I says to her, 'All right. Don't make no
+disturbance more'n you c'n help, an' jest put your hank'chif up to your
+nose 's if you had the nosebleed,' an' we squeezed out of the seats, an'
+sneaked up the aisle, an' by the time we got out into the entry I guess
+my face was as red as Polly's. It couldn't 'a' ben no redder," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"You got a putty fair color as a gen'ral thing," remarked Mrs. Bixbee
+dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am, I expect that's so," he assented, "but I got an
+extry coat o' tan follerin' you out o' that theater. When we got out
+into the entry one o' them fellers that stands 'round steps up to me an'
+says, 'Ain't your ma feelin' well?' he says. 'Her feelin's has ben a
+trifle rumpled up,' I says, 'an' that gen'ally brings on the nosebleed,'
+an' then," said David, looking over Mrs. Bixbee's head, "the feller went
+an' leaned up agin the wall."</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, "that's a downright <i>lie</i>. You
+never spoke to a soul, an'&mdash;an'&mdash;ev'rybody knows 't I ain't more 'n four
+years older 'n you be."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, you see, Polly," her brother replied in a smooth tone of
+measureless aggravation, "the feller wa'n't acquainted with us, an' he
+only went by appearances."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Polly appealed to John: "Ain't he enough to&mdash;to&mdash;I d' know what?"</p>
+
+<p>"I really don't see how you live with him," said John, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Cullom's face wore a faint smile, as if she were conscious that
+something amusing was going on, but was not quite sure what. The widow
+took things seriously for the most part, poor soul.</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon you haven't followed theater-goin' much after that," she said
+to her hostess.</p>
+
+<p>"No, ma'am," Mrs. Bixbee replied with emphasis, "you better believe I
+hain't. I hain't never thought of it sence without tinglin' all over. I
+believe," she asserted, "that David 'd 'a' stayed the thing out if it
+hadn't ben fer me; but as true 's you live, Cynthy Cullom, I was so
+'shamed at the little 't I did see that when I come to go to bed I took
+my clo'es off in the dark."</p>
+
+<p>David threw back his head and roared with laughter. Mrs. Bixbee looked
+at him with unmixed scorn. "If I couldn't help makin' a&mdash;&mdash;" she began,
+"I'd&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Lord! Polly," David broke in, "be sure 'n wrap up when you go out.
+If you sh'd ketch cold an' your sense o' the ridic'lous sh'd strike in
+you'd be a dead-'n'-goner sure." This was treated with the silent
+contempt which it deserved, and David fell upon his dinner with the
+remark that "he guessed he'd better make up fer lost time," though as a
+matter of fact while he had done most of the talking he had by no means
+suspended another function of his mouth while so engaged.</p>
+
+<p>For a time nothing more was said which did not relate to the
+replenishment of plates, glasses,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> and cups. Finally David cleaned up
+his plate with his knife blade and a piece of bread, and pushed it away
+with a sigh of fullness, mentally echoed by John.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel 's if a child could play with me," he remarked. "What's comin'
+now, Polly?"</p>
+
+<p>"The's a mince pie, an' Injun puddin' with maple sugar an' cream, an'
+ice cream," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy on us!" he exclaimed. "I guess I'll have to go an' jump up an'
+down on the verandy. How do you feel, John? I s'pose you got so used to
+them things at the Eagle 't you won't have no stomach fer 'em, eh?
+Wa'al, fetch 'em along. May 's well die fer the ole sheep 's the lamb,
+but, Polly Bixbee, if you've got designs on my life, I may 's well tell
+ye right now 't I've left all my prop'ty to the Institution fer
+Disappinted Hoss Swappers."</p>
+
+<p>"That's putty near next o' kin, ain't it?" was the unexpected rejoinder
+of the injured Polly.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, scat my &mdash;&mdash;!" exclaimed David, hugely amused, "if Polly Bixbee
+hain't made a joke! You'll git yourself into the almanic, Polly, fust
+thing you know." Sairy brought in the pie and then the pudding.</p>
+
+<p>"John," said David, "if you've got a pencil an' a piece o' paper handy
+I'd like to have ye take down a few of my last words 'fore we proceed to
+the pie an' puddin' bus'nis. Any more 'hoss-redish' in that bottle?"
+holding out his glass. "Hi! hi! that's enough. You take the rest on't,"
+which John did, nothing loath.</p>
+
+<p>David ate his pie in silence, but before he made up his mind to attack
+the pudding, which was his favorite confection, he gave an audible
+chuckle, which elicited Mrs. Bixbee's notice.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"What you gigglin' 'bout now?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>David laughed. "I was thinkin' of somethin' I heard up to Purse's last
+night," he said as he covered his pudding with the thick cream sauce.
+"Amri Shapless has ben gittin' married."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I declare!" she exclaimed. "That ole shack! Who in creation
+could he git to take him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Lize Annis is the lucky woman," replied David with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, if that don't beat all!" said Mrs. Bixbee, throwing up her
+hands, and even from Mrs. Cullom was drawn a "Well, I never!"</p>
+
+<p>"Fact," said David, "they was married yestidy forenoon. Squire Parker
+done the job. Dominie White wouldn't have nothin' to do with it!"</p>
+
+<p>"Squire Parker 'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," said Mrs. Bixbee
+indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think that trew love had ought to be allowed to take its
+course?" asked David with an air of sentiment.</p>
+
+<p>"I think the squire'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," she reiterated.
+"S'pose them two old skinamulinks was to go an' have children?"</p>
+
+<p>"Polly, you make me blush," protested her brother. "Hain't you got no
+respect fer the holy institution of matrimuny?&mdash;and&mdash;at cet'ry?" he
+added, wiping his whole face with his napkin.</p>
+
+<p>"Much as you hev, I reckon," she retorted. "Of all the amazin' things in
+this world, the amazinist to me is the kind of people that gits married
+to each other in gen'ral; but this here performence beats ev'rything
+holler."</p>
+
+<p>"Amri give a very good reason for't," said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> David with an air of
+conviction, and then he broke into a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Ef you got anythin' to tell, tell it," said Mrs. Bixbee impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, taking the last of his pudding into his mouth, "if
+you insist on't, painful as 't is. I heard Dick Larrabee tellin' 'bout
+it. Amri told Dick day before yestiday that he was thinkin' of gettin'
+married, an' ast him to go along with him to Parson White's an' be a
+witniss, an' I reckon a kind of moral support. When it comes to moral
+supportin'," remarked David in passing, "Dick's as good 's a
+professional, an' he'd go an' see his gran'mother hung sooner 'n miss
+anythin', an' never let his cigar go out durin' the performence. Dick
+said he congratilated Am on his choice, an' said he reckoned they'd be
+putty ekally yoked together, if nothin' else."</p>
+
+<p>Here David leaned over toward Aunt Polly and said, protestingly, "Don't
+gi' me but jest a teasp'nful o' that ice cream. I'm so full now 't I
+can't hardly reach the table." He took a taste of the cream and resumed:
+"I can't give it jest as Dick did," he went on, "but this is about the
+gist on't. Him, an' Lize, an' Am went to Parson White's about half after
+seven o'clock an' was showed into the parler, an' in a minute he come
+in, an' after sayin' 'Good evenin'' all 'round, he says, 'Well, what c'n
+I do for ye?' lookin' at Am an' Lize, an' then at Dick.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Am, 'me an' Mis' Annis here has ben thinkin' fer some
+time as how we'd ought to git married.'</p>
+
+<p>"'<i>Ought</i> to git married?' says Parson White, scowlin' fust at one an'
+then at t'other.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Am, givin' a kind o' shuffle<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span> with his feet, 'I didn't
+mean <i>ortter</i> exac'ly, but jest as <i>well</i>&mdash;kinder comp'ny,' he says. 'We
+hain't neither on us got nobody, an' we thought we might 's well.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What have you got to git married on?' says the dominie after a minute.
+'Anythin'?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Am, droppin' his head sideways an' borin' into his ear
+'ith his middle finger, 'I got the promise mebbe of a job o' work fer a
+couple o' days next week.' 'H'm'm'm,' says the dominie, lookin' at him.
+'Have <i>you</i> got anythin' to git married on?' the dominie says, turnin'
+to Lize. 'I've got ninety cents comin' to me fer some work I done last
+week,' she says, wiltin' down onto the sofy an' beginnin' to snivvle.
+Dick says that at that the dominie turned round an' walked to the other
+end of the room, an' he c'd see he was dyin' to laugh, but he come back
+with a straight face.</p>
+
+<p>"'How old air you, Shapless?" he says to Am. 'I'll be fifty-eight or
+mebbe fifty-nine come next spring,' says Am.</p>
+
+<p>"'How old air <i>you</i>?' the dominie says, turnin' to Lize. She wriggled a
+minute an' says, 'Wa'al, I reckon I'm all o' thirty,' she says."</p>
+
+<p>"All o' thirty!" exclaimed Aunt Polly. "The woman 's most 's old 's I
+be."</p>
+
+<p>David laughed and went on with, "Wa'al, Dick said at that the dominie
+give a kind of a choke, an' Dick he bust right out, an' Lize looked at
+him as if she c'd eat him. Dick said the dominie didn't say anythin' fer
+a minute or two, an' then he says to Am, 'I suppose you c'n find
+somebody that'll marry you, but I cert'inly won't, an' what possesses
+you to commit such a piece o'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> folly,' he says, 'passes my
+understandin'. What earthly reason have you fer wantin' to marry? On
+your own showin',' he says, 'neither one on you 's got a cent o' money
+or any settled way o' gettin' any.'</p>
+
+<p>"'That's jest the very reason,' says Am, 'that's jest the <i>very reason</i>.
+I hain't got nothin', an' Mis' Annis hain't got nothin', an' we figured
+that we'd jest better git married an' settle down, an' make a good home
+fer us both,' an' if that ain't good reasonin'," David concluded, "I
+don't know what is."</p>
+
+<p>"An' be they actially married?" asked Mrs. Bixbee, still incredulous of
+anything so preposterous.</p>
+
+<p>"So Dick says," was the reply. "He says Am an' Lize come away f'm the
+dominie's putty down in the mouth, but 'fore long Amri braced up an'
+allowed that if he had half a dollar he'd try the squire in the mornin',
+an' Dick let him have it. I says to Dick, 'You're out fifty cents on
+that deal,' an' he says, slappin' his leg, 'I don't give a dum,' he
+says; 'I wouldn't 'a' missed it fer double the money.'"</p>
+
+<p>Here David folded his napkin and put it in the ring, and John finished
+the cup of clear coffee which Aunt Polly, rather under protest, had
+given him. Coffee without cream and sugar was incomprehensible to Mrs.
+Bixbee.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXV" id="CHAPTER_XXV"></a>CHAPTER XXV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Two or three days after Christmas John was sitting in his room in the
+evening when there came a knock at the door, and to his "Come in" there
+entered Mr. Harum, who was warmly welcomed and entreated to take the big
+chair, which, after a cursory survey of the apartment and its
+furnishings, he did, saying, "Wa'al, I thought I'd come in an' see how
+Polly'd got you fixed; whether the baskit [casket?] was worthy of the
+jew'l, as I heard a feller say in a theater once."</p>
+
+<p>"I was never more comfortable in my life," said John. "Mrs. Bixbee has
+been kindness itself, and even permits me to smoke in the room. Let me
+give you a cigar."</p>
+
+<p>"Heh! You got putty well 'round Polly, I reckon," said David, looking
+around the room as he lighted the cigar, "an' I'm glad you're
+comf'table&mdash;I reckon 't is a shade better 'n the Eagle," he remarked,
+with his characteristic chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>"I should say so," said John emphatically, "and I am more obliged than I
+can tell you."</p>
+
+<p>"All Polly's doin's," asserted David, holding the end of his cigar
+critically under his nose. "That's a trifle better article 'n I'm in the
+habit of smokin'," he remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"I think it's my one extravagance," said John<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> semi-apologetically, "but
+I don't smoke them exclusively. I am very fond of good tobacco, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I understand," said David, "an' if I had my life to live over agin,
+knowin' what I do now, I'd do diff'rent in a number o' ways. I often
+think," he proceeded, as he took a pull at the cigar and emitted the
+smoke with a chewing movement of his mouth, "of what Andy Brown used to
+say. Andy was a curious kind of a customer 't I used to know up to
+Syrchester. He liked good things, Andy did, an' didn't scrimp himself
+when they was to be had&mdash;that is, when he had the go-an'-fetch-it to git
+'em with. He used to say, 'Boys, whenever you git holt of a ten-dollar
+note you want to git it <i>into</i> ye or <i>onto</i> ye jest 's quick 's you kin.
+We're here to-day an' gone to-morrer,' he'd say, 'an' the' ain't no
+pocket in a shroud,' an' I'm dum'd if I don't think sometimes," declared
+Mr. Harum, "that he wa'n't very fur off neither. 'T any rate," he added
+with a philosophy unexpected by his hearer, "'s I look back, it ain't
+the money 't I've spent fer the good times 't I've had 't I regret; it's
+the good times 't I might 's well 've had an' didn't. I'm inclined to
+think," he remarked with an air of having given the matter
+consideration, "that after Adam an' Eve got bounced out of the gard'n
+they kicked themselves as much as anythin' fer not havin' cleaned up the
+hull tree while they was about it."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed and said that that was very likely among their regrets.</p>
+
+<p>"Trouble with me was," said David, "that till I was consid'able older 'n
+you be I had to scratch grav'l like all possessed, an' it's hard work
+now sometimes to git the idee out of my head but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> what the money's wuth
+more 'n the things. I guess," he remarked, looking at the ivory-backed
+brushes and the various toilet knick-knacks of cut-glass and silver
+which adorned John's bureau, and indicating them with a motion of his
+hand, "that up to about now you ben in the habit of figurin' the other
+way mostly."</p>
+
+<p>"Too much so, perhaps," said John; "but yet, after all, I don't think I
+am sorry. I wouldn't spend the money for those things now, but I am glad
+I bought them when I did."</p>
+
+<p>"Jess so, jess so," said David appreciatively. He reached over to the
+table and laid his cigar on the edge of a book, and, reaching for his
+hip pocket, produced a silver tobacco box, at which he looked
+contemplatively for a moment, opening and shutting the lid with a snap.</p>
+
+<p>"There," he said, holding it out on his palm, "I was twenty years makin'
+up my mind to buy that box, an' to this day I can't bring myself to
+carry it all the time. Yes, sir, I wanted that box fer twenty years. I
+don't mean to say that I didn't spend the wuth of it foolishly times
+over an' agin, but I couldn't never make up my mind to put that amount
+o' money into that pertic'ler thing. I was alwus figurin' that some day
+I'd have a silver tobacco box, an' I sometimes think the reason it
+seemed so extrav'gant, an' I put it off so long, was because I wanted it
+so much. Now I s'pose you couldn't understand that, could ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, nodding his head thoughtfully, "I think I can
+understand it perfectly," and indeed it spoke pages of David's
+biography.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David, "I never spent a small amount o' money but one
+other time an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> got so much value, only I alwus ben kickin' myself to
+think I didn't do it sooner."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps," suggested John, "you enjoyed it all the more for waiting so
+long."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said David, "it wa'n't that&mdash;I dunno&mdash;'t was the feelin' 't I'd
+got there at last, I guess. Fur's waitin' fer things is concerned, the'
+is such a thing as waitin' too long. Your appetite 'll change mebbe. I
+used to think when I was a youngster that if ever I got where I c'd have
+all the custard pie I c'd eat that'd be all 't I'd ask fer. I used to
+imagine bein' baked into one an' eatin' my way out. Nowdays the's a good
+many things I'd sooner have than custard pie, though," he said with a
+wink, "I gen'ally do eat two pieces jest to please Polly."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed. "What was the other thing?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Other thing I once bought?" queried David. "Oh, yes, it was the fust
+hoss I ever owned. I give fifteen dollars fer him, an' if he wa'n't a
+dandy you needn't pay me a cent. Crowbait wa'n't no name fer him. He was
+stun blind on the off side, an' couldn't see anythin' in pertic'ler on
+the nigh side&mdash;couldn't get nigh 'nough, I reckon&mdash;an' had most
+ev'rythin' wrong with him that c'd ail a hoss; but I thought he was a
+thoroughbred. I was 'bout seventeen year old then, an' was helpin'
+lock-tender on the Erie Canal, an' when the' wa'n't no boat goin'
+through I put in most o' my time cleanin' that hoss. If he got through
+'th less 'n six times a day he got off cheap, an' once I got up an' give
+him a little attention at night. Yes, sir, if I got big money's wuth out
+o' that box it was mostly a matter of feelin'; but as fur 's that old
+plugamore of a hoss<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> was concerned, I got it both ways, for I got my
+fust real start out of his old carkiss."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?" said John encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," affirmed David, "I cleaned him up, an' fed him up, an'
+almost got 'im so'st he c'd see enough out of his left eye to shy at a
+load of hay close by; an' fin'ly traded him off fer another
+record-breaker an' fifteen dollars to boot."</p>
+
+<p>"Were you as enthusiastic over the next one as the first?" asked John,
+laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied David, relighting his temporarily abandoned cigar
+against a protest and proffer of a fresh one&mdash;"wa'al, he didn't lay holt
+on my affections to quite the same extent. I done my duty by him, but I
+didn't set up with him nights. You see," he added with a grin, "I'd got
+some used to bein' a hoss owner, an' the edge had wore off some." He
+smoked for a minute or two in silence, with as much apparent relish as
+if the cigar had not been stale.</p>
+
+<p>"Aren't you going on?" asked John at last</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he replied, pleased with his audience, "I c'd go on, I s'pose,
+fast enough an' fur enough, but I don't want to tire ye out. I reckon
+you never had much to do with canals?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, smiling, "I can't say that I have, but I know something
+about the subject in a general way, and there is no fear of your tiring
+me out."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," proceeded David. "As I was sayin', I got another equine
+wonder an' fifteen dollars to boot fer my old plug, an' it wa'n't a
+great while before I was in the hoss bus'nis to stay. After between two
+an' three years I had fifty or sixty hosses an' mules, an' took all
+sorts<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span> of towin' jobs. Then a big towin' concern quit bus'nis, an' I
+bought their hull stock an' got my money back three four times over, an'
+by the time I was about twenty-one I had got ahead enough to quit the
+canal an' all its works fer good, an' go into other things. But there
+was where I got my livin' after I run away f'm Buxton Hill. Before I got
+the job of lock-tendin' I had made the trip to Albany an' back
+twice&mdash;'walkin' my passage,' as they used to call it, an' I made one
+trip helpin' steer, so 't my canal experience was putty thorough, take
+it all 'round."</p>
+
+<p>"It must have been a pretty hard life," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>David took out his penknife and proceeded to impale his cigar upon the
+blade thereof. "No," he said, to John's proffer of the box, "this 'll
+last quite a spell yet. Wa'al," he resumed after a moment, in reply to
+John's remark, "viewin' it all by itself, it <i>was</i> a hard life. A thing
+is hard though, I reckon, because it's harder 'n somethin' else, or you
+think so. Most things go by comparin'. I s'pose if the gen'ral run of
+trotters never got better 'n three 'n a half that a hoss that c'd do it
+in three 'd be fast, but we don't call 'em so nowdays. I s'pose if at
+that same age you'd had to tackle the life you'd 'a' found it hard, an'
+the' was hard things about it&mdash;trampin' all night in the rain, fer
+instance; sleepin' in barns at times, an' all that; an' once the cap'n
+o' the boat got mad at somethin' an' pitched me head over heels into the
+canal. It was about the close of navigation an' the' was a scum of ice.
+I scrambled out somehow, but he wouldn't 'a' cared if I'd ben drownded.
+He was an exception, though. The canalers was a rough set in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> gen'ral,
+but they averaged fer disposition 'bout like the ord'nary run o' folks;
+the' was mean ones an' clever ones; them that would put upon ye, an'
+them that would treat ye decent. The work was hard an' the grub wasn't
+alwus much better 'n what you&mdash;he, he, he!&mdash;what you ben gettin' at the
+Eagle" (John was now by the way of rather relishing jokes on that
+subject); "but I hadn't ben raised in the lap o' luxury&mdash;not to any
+consid'able extent&mdash;not enough to stick my nose up much. The men I
+worked fer was rough, an' I got my share of cusses an' cuffs, an' once
+in a while a kick to keep up my spirit of perseverance; but, on the
+hull, I think I got more kindness 'n I did at home (leavin' Polly out),
+an' as fer gen'ral treatment, none on 'em c'd come up to my father, an'
+wuss yet, my oldest brother 'Lish. The cap'n that throwed me overboard
+was the wust, but alongside o' 'Lish he was a forty hosspower angil with
+a hull music store o' harps; an' even my father c'd 'a' given him cards
+an' spades; an' as fer the victuals" (here David dropped his cigar end
+and pulled from his pocket the silver tobacco box)&mdash;"as fer the
+victuals," he repeated, "they mostly averaged up putty high after what
+I'd ben used to. Why, I don't believe I ever tasted a piece of beefsteak
+or roast beef in my life till after I left home. When we had meat at all
+it was pork&mdash;boiled pork, fried pork, pigs' liver, an' all that, enough
+to make you 'shamed to look a pig in the face&mdash;an' fer the rest,
+potatoes, an' duff, an' johnny-cake, an' meal mush, an' milk emptins
+bread that you c'd smell a mile after it got cold. With 'leven folks on
+a small farm nuthin' c'd afford to be eat that c'd be sold, an'
+ev'rythin' that couldn't be sold had to be eat. Once in a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> while the' 'd
+be pie of some kind, or gingerbread; but with 'leven to eat 'em I didn't
+ever git more 'n enough to set me hankerin'."</p>
+
+<p>"I must say that I think I should have liked the canal better," remarked
+John as David paused. "You were, at any rate, more or less free&mdash;that
+is, comparatively, I should say."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir, I did," said David, "an' I never see the time, no matter how
+rough things was, that I wished I was back on Buxton Hill. I used to
+want to see Polly putty bad once in a while, an' used to figure that if
+I ever growed up to be a man, an' had money enough, I'd buy her a new
+pair o' shoes an' the stuff fer a dress, an' sometimes my cal'lations
+went as fur 's a gold breastpin; but I never wanted to see none o' the
+rest on 'em, an' fer that matter, I never did. Yes, sir, the old ditch
+was better to me than the place I was borned in, an', as you say, I
+wa'n't nobody's slave, an' I wa'n't scairt to death the hull time. Some
+o' the men was rough, but they wa'n't cruel, as a rule, an' as I growed
+up a little I was putty well able to look out fer myself&mdash;wa'al, wa'al
+(looking at his watch), I guess you must 'a' had enough o' my meemores
+fer one sittin'."</p>
+
+<p>"No, really," John protested, "don't go yet. I have a little proposal to
+make to you," and he got up and brought a bottle from the bottom of the
+washstand.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "fire it out."</p>
+
+<p>"That you take another cigar and a little of this," holding up the
+bottle.</p>
+
+<p>"Got any glasses?" asked David with practical mind.</p>
+
+<p>"One and a tooth mug," replied John, laugh<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>ing. "Glass for you, tooth
+mug for me. Tastes just as good out of a tooth mug."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, with a comical air of yielding as he took the glass
+and held it out to John, "under protest, stric'ly under protest&mdash;sooner
+than have my clo'es torn. I shall tell Polly&mdash;if I should happen to
+mention it&mdash;that you threatened me with vi'lence. Wa'al, here's lookin'
+at ye," which toast was drunk with the solemnity which befitted it.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVI" id="CHAPTER_XXVI"></a>CHAPTER XXVI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The two men sat for a while smoking in silence, John taking an
+occasional sip of his grog. Mr. Harum had swallowed his own liquor
+"raw," as was the custom in Homeville and vicinity, following the
+potation with a mouthful of water. Presently he settled a little farther
+down in his chair and his face took on a look of amused recollection.</p>
+
+<p>He looked up and gave a short laugh. "Speakin' of canals," he said, as
+if the subject had only been casually mentioned, "I was thinkin' of
+somethin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"E-up," said David. "That old ditch f'm Albany to Buffalo was an
+almighty big enterprise in them days, an' a great thing fer the
+prosperity of the State, an' a good many better men 'n I be walked the
+ole towpath when they was young. Yes, sir, that's a fact. Wa'al, some
+years ago I had somethin' of a deal on with a New York man by the name
+of Price. He had a place in Newport where his fam'ly spent the summer,
+an' where he went as much as he could git away. I was down to New York
+to see him, an' we hadn't got things quite straightened out, an' he says
+to me, 'I'm goin' over to Newport, where my wife an' fam'ly is, fer
+Sunday, an' why<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> can't you come with me,' he says, 'an' stay over till
+Monday? an' we c'n have the day to ourselves over this matter?' 'Wa'al,'
+I says, 'I'm only down here on this bus'nis, an' as I left a hen on, up
+home, I'm willin' to save the time 'stid of waitin' here fer you to git
+back, if you don't think,' I says, 'that it'll put Mis' Price out any to
+bring home a stranger without no notice.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, laughin', 'I guess she c'n manage fer once,' an' so I
+went along. When we got there the' was a carriage to meet us, an' two
+men in uniform, one to drive an' one to open the door, an' we got in an'
+rode up to the house&mdash;cottige, he called it, but it was built of stone,
+an' wa'n't only about two sizes smaller 'n the Fifth Avenue Hotel. Some
+kind o' doin's was goin' on, fer the house was blazin' with light, an'
+music was playin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'What's on?' says Price to the feller that let us in.</p>
+
+<p>"'Sir and Lady somebody 's dinin' here to-night, sir,' says the man.</p>
+
+<p>"'Damn!' says Price, 'I fergot all about the cussed thing. Have Mr.
+Harum showed to a room,' he says, 'an' serve dinner in my office in a
+quarter of an hour, an' have somebody show Mr. Harum there when it's
+ready.'</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," pursued David, "I was showed up to a room. The' was lace
+coverin's on the bed pillers, an' a silk an' lace spread, an' more dum
+trinkits an' bottles an' lookin'-glasses 'n you c'd shake a stick at,
+an' a bathroom, an' Lord knows what; an' I washed up, an' putty soon one
+o' them fellers come an' showed me down to where Price was waitin'.
+Wa'al, we had all manner o' things fer supper, an' champagne, an' so on,
+an' after<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> we got done, Price says, 'I've got to ask you to excuse me,
+Harum,' he says. 'I've got to go an' dress an' show up in the
+drawin'-room,' he says. 'You smoke your cigar in here, an' when you want
+to go to your room jest ring the bell.'</p>
+
+<p>"'All right,' I says. 'I'm 'bout ready to turn in anyway.'"</p>
+
+<p>The narrator paused for a moment. John was rather wondering what it all
+had to do with the Erie Canal, but he said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, next mornin'," David resumed, "I got up an' shaved an' dressed,
+an' set 'round waitin' fer the breakfust bell to ring till nigh on to
+half-past nine o'clock. Bom-by the' came a knock at the door, an' I
+says, 'Come in,' an' in come one o' them fellers. 'Beg pah'din, sir,' he
+says. 'Did you ring, sir?'</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, 'I didn't ring. I was waitin' to hear the bell.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'An' will you have your breakfust now, sir?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Where?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh,' he says, kind o' grinnin', 'I'll bring it up here, sir,
+d'rec'ly,' he says, an' went off. Putty soon come another knock, an' in
+come the feller with a silver tray covered with a big napkin, an' on it
+was a couple of rolls wrapped up in a napkin, a b'iled egg done up in
+another napkin, a cup an' saucer, a little chiney coffee-pot, a little
+pitcher of cream, some loaf sugar in a silver dish, a little pancake of
+butter, a silver knife, two little spoons like what the childern play
+with, a silver pepper duster an' salt dish, an' an orange. Oh, yes, the'
+was another contraption&mdash;a sort of a chiney wineglass. The feller set
+down the tray an' says, 'Anythin' else you'd like to have, sir?'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, lookin' it over, 'I guess there's enough to last me a day
+or two,' an' with that he kind o' turned his face away fer a second or
+two. 'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'The second breakfust is at half-past
+twelve, sir,' an' out he put. Wa'al," David continued, "the bread an'
+butter was all right enough, exceptin' they'd fergot the salt in the
+butter, an' the coffee was all right; but when it come to the egg, dum'd
+if I wa'n't putty nigh out of the race; but I made up my mind it must be
+hard-b'iled, an' tackled it on that idee. Seems t' amuse ye," he said
+with a grin, getting up and helping himself. After swallowing the
+refreshment, and the palliating mouthful of water, he resumed his seat
+and his narrative.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, sir," he said, "that dum'd egg was about 's near raw as it was
+when i' was laid, an' the' was a crack in the shell, an' fust thing I
+knowed it kind o' c'lapsed, an' I give it a grab, an' it squirtid all
+over my pants, an' the floor, an' on my coat an' vest, an' up my sleeve,
+an' all over the tray. Scat my &mdash;&mdash;! I looked gen'ally like an ab'lition
+orator before the war. You never see such a mess," he added, with an
+expression of rueful recollection. "I believe that dum'd egg held more
+'n a pint."</p>
+
+<p>John fairly succumbed to a paroxysm of laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Funny, wa'n't it?" said David dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"Forgive me," pleaded John, when he got his breath.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right," said David, "but it wa'n't the kind of emotion
+it kicked up in my breast at the time. I cleaned myself up with a towel
+well 's I could, an' thought I'd step out an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span> take the air before the
+feller 'd come back to git that tray, an' mebbe rub my nose in't."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Lord!" cried John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David, unheeding, "I allowed 't I'd walk 'round with my
+mouth open a spell, an' git a little air on my stomech to last me till
+that second breakfust; an' as I was pokin' 'round the grounds I come to
+a sort of arbor, an' there was Price, smokin' a cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mornin', Harum; how you feelin'?' he says, gettin' up an' shakin'
+hands; an' as we passed the time o' day, I noticed him noticin' my coat.
+You see as they dried out, the egg spots got to showin' agin.</p>
+
+<p>"'Got somethin' on your coat there,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' I says, tryin' to scratch it out with my finger nail.</p>
+
+<p>"'Have a cigar?' he says, handin' one out.</p>
+
+<p>"'Never smoke on an empty stomach,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Bad fer the ap'tite,' I says, 'an' I'm savin' mine fer that second
+breakfust o' your'n.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What!' he says, 'haven't you had anythin' to eat?' An' then I told him
+what I ben tellin' you. Wa'al, sir, fust he looked kind o' mad an'
+disgusted, an' then he laughed till I thought he'd bust, an' when he
+quit he says, 'Excuse me, Harum, it's too damned bad; but I couldn't
+help laughin' to save my soul. An' it's all my fault too,' he says. 'I
+intended to have you take your breakfust with me, but somethin' happened
+last night to upset me, an' I woke with it on my mind, an' I fergot. Now
+you jest come right into the house, an' I'll have somethin' got fer you
+that'll stay your stomach better 'n air,' he says.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, 'I've made trouble enough fer one day, I guess,' an' I
+wouldn't go, though he urged me agin an' agin. 'You don't fall in with
+the customs of this region?' I says to him.</p>
+
+<p>"'Not in that pertic'ler, at any rate,' he says. 'It's one o' the fool
+notions that my wife an' the girls brought home f'm Eurup. I have a good
+solid meal in the mornin', same as I alwus did,' he says."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Harum stopped talking to relight his cigar, and after a puff or two,
+"When I started out," he said, "I hadn't no notion of goin' into all the
+highways an' byways, but when I git begun one thing's apt to lead to
+another, an' you never c'n tell jest where I <i>will</i> fetch up. Now I
+started off to tell somethin' in about two words, an' I'm putty near as
+fur off as when I begun."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "it's Saturday night, and the longer your story is
+the better I shall like it. I hope the second breakfast was more of a
+success than the first one," he added with a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"I managed to average up on the two meals, I guess," David remarked.
+"Wa'al," he resumed, "Price an' I set 'round talkin' bus'nis an' things
+till about twelve or a little after, mebbe, an' then he turned to me an'
+kind o' looked me over an' says, 'You an' me is about of a build, an' if
+you say so I'll send one of my coats an' vests up to your room an' have
+the man take yours an' clean 'em.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I guess the' is ruther more egg showin' than the law allows,' I says,
+'an' mebbe that 'd be a good idee; but the pants caught it the wust,' I
+says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mine'll fit ye,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What'll your wife say to seein' me airifyin'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span> 'round in your git-up?'
+I says. He gin me a funny kind of look. 'My wife?' he says. 'Lord, she
+don't know more about my clo'es 'n you do.' That struck me as bein'
+ruther curious," remarked David. "Wouldn't it you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very," replied John gravely.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, when we went into the eatin' room the
+table was full, mostly young folks, chatterin' an' laughin'. Price
+int'duced me to his wife, an' I set down by him at the other end of the
+table. The' wa'n't nothin' wuth mentionin'; nobody paid any attention to
+me 'cept now an' then a word from Price, an' I wa'n't fer talkin'
+anyway&mdash;I c'd have eat a raw dog. After breakfust, as they called it,
+Price an' I went out onto the verandy an' had some coffee, an' smoked
+an' talked fer an hour or so, an' then he got up an' excused himself to
+write a letter. 'You may like to look at the papers awhile,' he says.
+'I've ordered the hosses at five, an' if you like I'll show you 'round a
+little.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Won't your wife be wantin' 'em?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No, I guess she'll git along,' he says, kind o' smilin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'All right,' I says, 'don't mind me.' An' so at five up come the hosses
+an' the two fellers in uniform an' all. I was lookin' the hosses over
+when Price come out. 'Wa'al, what do you think of 'em?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Likely pair,' I says, goin' over an' examinin' the nigh one's feet an'
+legs. 'Sore forr'ed?' I says, lookin' up at the driver.</p>
+
+<p>"'A trifle, sir,' he says, touchin' his hat.</p>
+
+<p>"'What's that?' says Price, comin' up an' examinin' the critter's face
+an' head. 'I don't see<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> anythin' the matter with his forehead,' he says.
+I looked up an' give the driver a wink," said David with a chuckle, "an'
+he give kind of a chokin' gasp, but in a second was lookin' as solemn as
+ever.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't tell ye jest where we went," the narrator proceeded, "but
+anyway it was where all the nabobs turned out, an' I seen more style an'
+git-up in them two hours 'n I ever see in my life, I reckon. The' didn't
+appear to be no one we run across that, accordin' to Price's tell, was
+wuth under five million, though we may 'a' passed one without his
+noticin'; an' the' was a good many that run to fifteen an' twenty an'
+over, an' most on 'em, it appeared, was f'm New York. Wa'al, fin'ly we
+got back to the house a little 'fore seven. On the way back Price says,
+'The' are goin' to be three four people to dinner to-night in a quiet
+way, an' the' ain't no reason why you shouldn't stay dressed jest as you
+are, but if you would feel like puttin' on evenin' clo'es (that's what
+he called 'em), why I've got an extry suit that'll fit ye to a "tee,"'
+he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, 'I guess I better not. I reckon I'd better git my grip
+an' go to the hotel. I sh'd be ruther bashful to wear your swallertail,
+an' all them folks'll be strangers,' I says. But he insisted on't that I
+sh'd come to dinner anyway, an' fin'ly I gin in, an' thinkin' I might 's
+well go the hull hog, I allowed I'd wear his clo'es; 'but if I do
+anythin' or say anythin' 't you don't like,' says I, 'don't say I didn't
+warn ye.' What would you 'a' done?" Mr. Harum asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Worn the clothes without the slightest hesitation," replied John.
+"Nobody gave your costume a thought."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"They didn't appear to, fer a fact," said David, "an' I didn't either,
+after I'd slipped up once or twice on the matter of pockets. The same
+feller brought 'em up to me that fetched the stuff in the mornin'; an'
+the rig was complete&mdash;coat, vest, pants, shirt, white necktie, an', by
+gum! shoes an' silk socks, an', sir, scat my &mdash;&mdash;! the hull outfit
+fitted me as if it was made fer me. 'Shell I wait on you, sir?' says the
+man. 'No,' I says, 'I guess I c'n git into the things; but mebbe you
+might come up in 'bout quarter of an hour an' put on the finishin'
+touches, an' here,' I says, 'I guess that brand of eggs you give me this
+mornin' 's wuth about two dollars apiece.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Thank you, sir,' he says, grinnin', 'I'd like to furnish 'em right
+along at that rate, sir, an' I'll be up as you say, sir.'"</p>
+
+<p>"You found the way to <i>his</i> heart," said John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"My experience is," said David dryly, "that most men's hearts is located
+ruther closter to their britchis pockets than they are to their breast
+pockets."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid that's so," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"But this feller," Mr. Harum continued, "was a putty decent kind of a
+chap. He come up after I'd got into my togs an' pulled me here, an'
+pulled me there, an' fixed my necktie, an' hitched me in gen'ral so'st I
+wa'n't neither too tight nor too free, an' when he got through, 'You'll
+do now, sir,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Think I will?' says I.</p>
+
+<p>"'Couldn't nobody look more fit, sir,' he says, an' I'm dum'd," said
+David, with an assertive nod, "when I looked at myself in the
+lookin'-glass. I scurcely knowed myself, an' (with a con<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>fidential
+lowering of the voice) when I got back to New York the very fust hard
+work I done was to go an' buy the hull rig-out&mdash;an'," he added with a
+grin, "strange as it may appear, it ain't wore out <i>yit</i>."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVII" id="CHAPTER_XXVII"></a>CHAPTER XXVII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"People don't dress for dinner in Homeville, as a rule, then," John
+said, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Mr. Harum, "when they dress fer breakfust that does 'em fer
+all three meals. I've wore them things two three times when I've ben
+down to the city, but I never had 'em on but once up here."</p>
+
+<p>"No?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said David, "I put 'em on <i>once</i> to show to Polly how city folks
+dressed&mdash;he, he, he, he!&mdash;an' when I come into the room she set forwud
+on her chair an' stared at me over her specs. 'What on airth!' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'I bought these clo'es,' I says, 'to wear when bein' ent'tained by the
+fust fam'lies. How do I look?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Turn 'round,' she says. 'You look f'm behind,' she says, 'like a
+red-headed snappin' bug, an' in front,' she says, as I turned agin,
+'like a reg'lar slinkum. I'll bet,' she says, 'that you hain't throwed
+away less 'n twenty dollars on that foolishniss.' Polly's a very
+conserv'tive person," remarked her brother, "and don't never imagine a
+vain thing, as the Bible says, not when she <i>knows</i> it, an' I thought it
+wa'n't wuth while to argue the point with her."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed and said, "Do you recall that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span> memorable interview between
+the governors of the two Carolinas?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothin' in the historical lit'riture of our great an' glorious
+country," replied Mr. Harum reverently, "sticks closter to my mind&mdash;like
+a burr to a cow's tail," he added, by way of illustration. "Thank you,
+jest a mouthful."</p>
+
+<p>"How about the dinner?" John asked after a little interlude. "Was it
+pleasant?"</p>
+
+<p>"Fust rate," declared David. "The young folks was out somewhere else,
+all but one o' Price's girls. The' was twelve at the table all told. I
+was int'duced to all of 'em in the parlor, an' putty soon in come one of
+the fellers an' said somethin' to Mis' Price that meant dinner was
+ready, an' the girl come up to me an' took holt of my arm. 'You're goin'
+to take me out,' she says, an' we formed a procession an' marched out to
+the dinin' room. 'You're to sit by mammer,' she says, showin' me, an'
+there was my name on a card, sure enough. Wa'al, sir, that table was a
+show! I couldn't begin to describe it to ye. The' was a hull flower
+garden in the middle, an' a worked tablecloth; four five glasses of all
+colors an' sizes at ev'ry plate, an' a nosegay, an' five six diff'rent
+forks an' a lot o' knives, though fer that matter," remarked the
+speaker, "the' wa'n't but one knife in the lot that amounted to
+anythin', the rest on 'em wouldn't hold nothin'; an' the' was three four
+sort of chiney slates with what they call&mdash;the&mdash;you 'n me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Menu," suggested John.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess that's it," said David, "but that wa'n't the way it was spelt.
+Wa'al, I set down an' tucked my napkin into my neck, an' though I
+noticed none o' the rest on 'em seemed to care,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> I allowed that 't
+wa'n't <i>my</i> shirt, an' mebbe Price might want to wear it agin 'fore 't
+was washed."</p>
+
+<p>John put his handkerchief over his face and coughed violently. David
+looked at him sharply. "Subject to them spells?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Sometimes," said John when he recovered his voice, and then, with as
+clear an expression of innocence as he could command, but somewhat
+irrelevantly, asked, "How did you get on with Mrs. Price?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said David, "nicer 'n a cotton hat. She appeared to be a quiet
+sort of woman that might 'a' lived anywhere, but she was dressed to
+kill&mdash;an' so was the rest on 'em, fer that matter," he remarked with a
+laugh. "I tried to tell Polly about 'em afterwuds, an'&mdash;he, he, he!&mdash;she
+shut me up mighty quick, an' I thought myself at the time, thinks I,
+it's a good thing it's warm weather, I says to myself. Oh, yes, Mis'
+Price made me feel quite to home, but I didn't talk much the fust part
+of dinner, an' I s'pose she was more or less took up with havin' so many
+folks at table; but fin'ly she says to me, 'Mr. Price was so annoyed
+about your breakfust, Mr. Harum.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Was he?' I says. 'I was afraid you'd be the one that 'd be vexed at
+me.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Vexed with you? I don't understand,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"''Bout the napkin I sp'iled,' I says. 'Mebbe not actially sp'iled,' I
+says, 'but it'll have to go into the wash 'fore it c'n be used agin.'
+She kind o' smiled, an' says, 'Really, Mr. Harum, I don't know what you
+are talkin' about.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Hain't nobody told ye?' I says. 'Well, if they hain't they will, an' I
+may 's well make a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span> clean breast on't. I'm awful sorry,' I says, 'but
+this mornin' when I come to the egg I didn't see no way to eat it 'cept
+to peel it, an' fust I knew it kind of exploded and daubed ev'rythin'
+all over creation. Yes'm,' I says, 'it went <i>off</i>, 's ye might say, like
+old Elder Maybee's powder,' I guess," said David, "that I must 'a' ben
+talkin' ruther louder 'n I thought, fer I looked up an' noticed that
+putty much ev'ry one on 'em was lookin' our way, an' kind o' laughin',
+an' Price in pertic'ler was grinnin' straight at me.</p>
+
+<p>"'What's that,' he says, 'about Elder Maybee's powder?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, nuthin' much,' I says, 'jest a little supprise party the elder had
+up to his house.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Tell us about it,' says Price. 'Oh, yes, do tell us about it,' says
+Mis' Price.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the' ain't much to it in the way of a story, but
+seein' dinner must be most through,' I says, 'I'll tell ye all the' was
+of it. The elder had a small farm 'bout two miles out of the village,' I
+says, 'an' he was great on raisin' chickins an' turkeys. He was a slow,
+putterin' kind of an ole foozle, but on the hull a putty decent citizen.
+Wa'al,' I says, 'one year when the poultry was comin' along, a family o'
+skunks moved onto the premises an' done so well that putty soon, as the
+elder said, it seemed to him that it was comin' to be a ch'ice between
+the chickin bus'nis an' the skunk bus'nis, an' though he said he'd heard
+the' was money in it, if it was done on a big enough scale, he hadn't
+ben edicated to it, he said, and didn't take to it <i>any</i> ways. So,' I
+says, 'he scratched 'round an' got a lot o' traps an' set 'em, an' the
+very next mornin' he went out an' found he'd ketched an ole
+he-one<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>&mdash;president of the comp'ny. So he went to git his gun to shoot
+the critter, an' found he hadn't got no powder. The boys had used it all
+up on woodchucks, an' the' wa'n't nothin' fer it but to git some more
+down to the village, an', as he had some more things to git, he hitched
+up 'long in the forenoon an' drove down.' At this," said David, "one of
+the ladies, wife to the judge, name o' Pomfort, spoke up an' says, 'Did
+he leave that poor creature to suffer all that time? Couldn't it have
+been put out of it's misery some other way?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al marm,' I says, 'I never happened to know but one feller that set
+out to kill one o' them things with a club, an' <i>he</i> put in most o'
+<i>his</i> time fer a week or two up in the woods <i>hatin'</i> himself,' I says.
+'He didn't mingle in gen'ral soci'ty, an' in fact,' I says, 'he had the
+hull road to himself, as ye might say, fer a putty consid'able spell.'"</p>
+
+<p>John threw back his head and laughed. "Did she say any more?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said David with a chuckle. "All the men set up a great laugh, an'
+she colored up in a kind of huff at fust, an' then she begun to laugh
+too, an' then one o' the waiter fellers put somethin' down in front of
+me an' I went eatin' agin. But putty soon Price, he says, 'Come,' he
+says, 'Harum, ain't you goin' on? How about that powder?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe we had ought to put that critter out of his
+misery. The elder went down an' bought a pound o' powder an' had it done
+up in a brown paper bundle, an' put it with his other stuff in the
+bottom of his dem'crat wagin; but it come on to rain some while he was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+ridin' back, an' the stuff got more or less wet, an' so when he got home
+he spread it out in a dishpan an' put it under the kitchen stove to dry,
+an' thinkin' that it wa'n't dryin' fast enough, I s'pose, made out to
+assist Nature, as the sayin' is, by stirrin' on't up with the kitchin
+poker. Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't jest know how it happened, an' the elder
+cert'inly didn't, fer after they'd got him untangled f'm under what was
+left of the woodshed an' the kitchin stove, an' tied him up in cotton
+battin', an' set his leg, an' put out the house, an' a few things like
+that, bom-by he come round a little, an' the fust thing he says was,
+"Wa'al, wa'al, wa'al!" "What is it, pa?" says Mis' Maybee, bendin' down
+over him. "That peowder," he says, in almost no voice, "that peowder! I
+was jest stirrin' on't a little, an' it went <i>o-f-f</i>, it went <i>o-f-f</i>,"
+he says, "<i>seemin'ly&mdash;in&mdash;a&mdash;minute</i>!" an' that,' I says to Mis' Price,
+'was what that egg done.'</p>
+
+<p>"'We'll have to forgive you that egg,' she says, laughin' like
+ev'rything, 'for Elder Maybee's sake'; an' in fact," said David, "they
+all laughed except one feller. He was an Englishman&mdash;I fergit his name.
+When I got through he looked kind o' puzzled an' says" (Mr. Harum
+imitated his style as well as he could), "'But ra'ally, Mr. Harum, you
+kneow that's the way powdah always geoes off, don't you kneow,' an'
+then," said David, "they laughed harder 'n ever, an' the Englishman got
+redder 'n a beet."</p>
+
+<p>"What did you say?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Nuthin'," said David. "They was all laughin' so't I couldn't git in a
+word, an' then the waiter brought me another plateful of somethin'. Scat
+my &mdash;&mdash;!" he exclaimed, "I thought that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> dinner 'd go on till kingdom
+come. An' wine! Wa'al! I begun to feel somethin' like the old feller did
+that swallered a full tumbler of white whisky, thinkin' it was water.
+The old feller was temp'rence, an' the boys put up a job on him one hot
+day at gen'ral trainin'. Somebody ast him afterwuds how it made him
+feel, an' he said he felt as if he was sittin' straddle the meetin'
+house, an' ev'ry shingle was a Jew's-harp. So I kep' mum fer a while.
+But jest before we fin'ly got through, an' I hadn't said nothin' fer a
+spell, Mis' Price turned to me an' says, 'Did you have a pleasant drive
+this afternoon?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes'm,' I says, 'I seen the hull show, putty much. I guess poor folks
+must be 't a premium 'round here. I reckon,' I says, 'that if they'd
+club together, the folks your husband p'inted out to me to-day could
+<i>almost</i> satisfy the requirements of the 'Merican Soci'ty fer For'n
+Missions.' Mis' Price laughed, an' looked over at her husband. 'Yes,'
+says Price, 'I told Mr. Harum about some of the people we saw this
+afternoon, an' I must say he didn't appear to be as much impressed as I
+thought he would. How's that, Harum?' he says to me.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says I, 'I was thinkin' 't I'd like to bet you two dollars to
+a last year's bird's nest,' I says, 'that if all them fellers we seen
+this afternoon, that air over fifty, c'd be got together, an' some one
+was suddinly to holler "LOW BRIDGE!" that nineteen out o' twenty 'd
+<i>duck their heads</i>.'"</p>
+
+<p>"And then?" queried John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "all on 'em laughed some, but Price&mdash;he jest lay
+back an' roared, and I found out afterwuds," added David, "that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span> ev'ry
+man at the table, except the Englis'man, know'd what 'low bridge' meant
+from actial experience. Wa'al, scat my &mdash;&mdash;!" he exclaimed, as he looked
+at his watch, "it ain't hardly wuth while undressin'," and started for
+the door. As he was halfway through it, he turned and said, "Say, I
+s'pose <i>you'd</i> 'a' known what to do with that egg," but he did not wait
+for a reply.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVIII" id="CHAPTER_XXVIII"></a>CHAPTER XXVIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It must not be understood that the Harums, Larrabees, Robinsons,
+Elrights, and sundry who have thus far been mentioned, represented the
+only types in the prosperous and enterprising village of Homeville, and
+David perhaps somewhat magnified the one-time importance of the Cullom
+family, although he was speaking of a period some forty years earlier.
+Be that as it may, there were now a good many families, most of them
+descendants of early settlers, who lived in good and even fine houses,
+and were people of refinement and considerable wealth. These constituted
+a coterie of their own, though they were on terms of acquaintance and
+comity with the "village people," as they designated the rank and file
+of the Homeville population. To these houses came in the summer sons and
+daughters, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren, and at the period of
+which I am writing there had been built on the shore of the lake, or in
+its vicinity, a number of handsome and stately residences by people who
+had been attracted by the beauty of the situation and the salubrity of
+the summer climate. And so, for some months in the pleasant season, the
+village was enlivened by a concourse of visitors who brought with them
+urban customs, costumes, and equipages, and gave a good deal of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> life
+and color to the village streets. Then did Homeville put its best foot
+forward and money in its pouch.</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't what ye might call an old residenter," said David, "though I
+was part raised on Buxton Hill, an' I ain't so well 'quainted with the
+nabobs; but Polly's lived in the village ever sence she got married, an'
+knows their fam'ly hist'ry, dam, an' sire, an' pedigree gen'ally. Of
+course," he remarked, "I know all the men folks, an' they know me, but I
+never ben into none o' their houses except now an' then on a matter of
+bus'nis, an' I guess," he said with a laugh, "that Polly 'd allow 't she
+don't spend all her time in that circle. Still," he added, "they all
+know her, an' ev'ry little while some o' the women folks 'll come in an'
+see her. She's putty popular, Polly is," he concluded.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think so, indeed," remarked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David, "the's worse folks 'n Polly Bixbee, if she don't
+put on no style; an' the fact is, that some of the folks that lives here
+the year 'round, an' always have, an' call the rest on us 'village
+people,' 'r' jest as countryfied in their way 's me an' Polly is in
+our'n&mdash;only they don't know it. 'Bout the only diff'rence is the way
+they talk an' live." John looked at Mr. Harum in some doubt as to the
+seriousness of the last remark.</p>
+
+<p>"Go to the 'Piscopal church, an' have what they call dinner at six
+o'clock," said David. "Now, there's the The'dore Verjooses," he
+continued; "the 'rig'nal Verjoos come an' settled here some time in the
+thirties, I reckon. He was some kind of a Dutchman, I guess"
+["Dutchman" was Mr. Harum's generic name for all peo<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span>ple native to the
+Continent of Europe]; "but he had some money, an' bought land an'
+morgidges, an' so on, an' havin' money&mdash;money was awful scurce in them
+early days&mdash;made more; never spent anythin' to speak of, an' died
+pinchin' the 'rig'nal cent he started in with."</p>
+
+<p>"He was the father of Mr. Verjoos the other banker here, I suppose?"
+said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said David, "the' was two boys an' a sister. The oldest son,
+Alferd, went into the law an' done bus'nis in Albany, an' afterw'ds
+moved to New York; but he's always kept up the old place here. The old
+man left what was a good deal o' propity fer them days, an' Alf he kept
+his share an' made more. He was in the Assembly two three terms, an'
+afterw'ds member of Congress, an' they do say," remarked Mr. Harum with
+a wink, "that he never lost no money by his politics. On the other hand,
+The'dore made more or less of a muddle on't, an' 'mongst 'em they set
+him up in the bankin' bus'nis. I say 'them' because the Verjooses, an'
+the Rogerses, an' the Swaynes, an' a lot of 'em, is all more or less
+related to each other, but Alf's reely the one at the bottom on't, an'
+after The 'd lost most of his money it was the easiest way to kind o'
+keep him on his legs."</p>
+
+<p>"He seems a good-natured, easy-going sort of person," said John by way
+of comment, and, truth to say, not very much interested.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said David rather contemptuously, "you could drive him with a
+tow string. He don't <i>know</i> enough to run away. But what I was gettin'
+at was this: He an' his wife&mdash;he married one of the Tenakers&mdash;has lived
+right here fer the Lord knows how long; born an' brought<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span> up here both
+on 'em, an' somehow we're 'village people' an' they ain't, that's all."</p>
+
+<p>"Rather a fine distinction," remarked his hearer, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David. "Now, there's old maid Allis, relative of the
+Rogerses, lives all alone down on Clark Street in an old house that
+hain't had a coat o' paint or a new shingle sence the three Thayers was
+hung, an' she talks about the folks next door, both sides, that she's
+knowed alwus, as 'village people,' and I don't believe," asserted the
+speaker, "she was ever away f'm Homeville two weeks in the hull course
+of her life. She's a putty decent sort of a woman too," Mr. Harum
+admitted. "If the' was a death in the house she'd go in an' help, but
+she wouldn't never think of askin' one on 'em to tea."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose you have heard it said," remarked John, laughing, "that it
+takes all sorts of people to make a world."</p>
+
+<p>"I think I hev heard a rumor to that effect," said David, "an' I guess
+the' 's about as much human nature in some folks as the' is in others,
+if not more."</p>
+
+<p>"And I don't fancy that it makes very much difference to you," said
+John, "whether the Verjooses or Miss Allis call you 'village people' or
+not."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't cut no figger at all," declared Mr. Harum. "Polly 'n I are too
+old to set up fer shapes even if we wanted to. A good fair road-gait 's
+good enough fer me; three square meals, a small portion of the 'filthy
+weed,' as it's called in po'try, a hoss 'r two, a ten-dollar note where
+you c'n lay your hand on't, an' once in a while, when your consciunce
+pricks ye, a little some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>thin' to permote the cause o' temp'rence, an'
+make the inwurd moniter quit jerkin' the reins&mdash;wa'al, I guess I c'n git
+along, heh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, by way of making some rejoinder, "if one has all one
+needs it is enough."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, yes," observed the philosopher, "that's so, as you might say, up
+to a certain <i>point</i>, an' in some <i>ways</i>. I s'pose a feller could git
+along, but at the same time I've noticed that, gen'ally speakin', a
+leetle too big 's about the right size."</p>
+
+<p>"I am told," said John, after a pause in which the conversation seemed
+to be dying out for lack of fuel, and apropos of nothing in particular,
+"that Homeville is quite a summer resort."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite a consid'able," responded Mr. Harum. "It has ben to some extent
+fer a good many years, an' it's gettin' more an' more so all the time,
+only diff'rent. I mean," he said, "that the folks that come now make
+more show an' most on 'em who ain't visitin' their relations either has
+places of their own or hires 'em fer the summer. One time some folks
+used to come an' stay at the hotel. The' was quite a fair one then," he
+explained; "but it burned up, an' wa'n't never built up agin because it
+had got not to be thought the fash'nable thing to put up there. Mis'
+Robinson (Dug's wife), an' Mis' Truman, 'round on Laylock Street, has
+some fam'lies that come an' board with them ev'ry year, but that's about
+all the boardin' the' is nowdays." Mr. Harum stopped and looked at his
+companion thoughtfully for a moment, as if something had just occurred
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>"The' 'll be more o' your kind o' folk 'round,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span> come summer," he said;
+and then, on a second thought, "you're 'Piscopal, ain't ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have always attended that service," replied John, smiling, "and I
+have gone to St. James's here nearly every Sunday."</p>
+
+<p>"Hain't they taken any notice of ye?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Euston, the rector, called upon me," said John, "but I have made no
+further acquaintances."</p>
+
+<p>"E-um'm!" said David, and, after a moment, in a sort of confidential
+tone, "Do you like goin' to church?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "that depends&mdash;yes, I think I do. I think it is the
+proper thing," he concluded weakly.</p>
+
+<p>"Depends some on how a feller's ben brought up, don't ye think so?" said
+David.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think it very likely," John assented, struggling manfully with
+a yawn.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess that's about my case," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' I sh'd have to
+admit that I ain't much of a hand fer church-goin'. Polly has the
+princ'pal charge of that branch of the bus'nis, an' the one I stay away
+from, when I <i>don't</i> go," he said with a grin, "'s the Prespyteriun."
+John laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said David, "I ain't much of a hand for't. Polly used to
+worry at me about it till I fin'ly says to her, 'Polly,' I says, 'I'll
+tell ye what I'll do. I'll compermise with ye,' I says. 'I won't
+undertake to foller right along in your track&mdash;I hain't got the req'sit
+speed,' I says, 'but f'm now on I'll go to church reg'lar on
+Thanksgivin'.' It was putty near Thanksgivin' time," he remarked, "an' I
+dunno but she thought if<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> she c'd git me started I'd finish the heat,
+an' so we fixed it at that."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course," said John with a laugh, "you kept your promise?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, sir," declared David with the utmost gravity, "fer the next five
+years I never missed attendin' church on Thanksgivin' day but <i>four</i>
+times; but after that," he added, "I had to beg off. It was too much of
+a strain," he declared with a chuckle, "an' it took more time 'n Polly
+c'd really afford to git me ready." And so he rambled on upon such
+topics as suggested themselves to his mind, or in reply to his auditor's
+comments and questions, which were, indeed, more perfunctory than
+otherwise. For the Verjooses, the Rogerses, the Swaynes, and the rest,
+were people whom John not only did not know, but whom he neither
+expected nor cared to know; and so his present interest in them was
+extremely small.</p>
+
+<p>Outside of his regular occupations, and despite the improvement in his
+domestic environment, life was so dull for him that he could not imagine
+its ever being otherwise in Homeville. It was a year since the
+world&mdash;his world&mdash;had come to an end, and though his sensations of loss
+and defeat had passed the acute stage, his mind was far from healthy. He
+had evaded David's question, or only half answered it, when he merely
+replied that the rector had called upon him. The truth was that some
+tentative advances had been made to him, and Mr. Euston had presented
+him to a few of the people in his flock; but beyond the point of mere
+politeness he had made no response, mainly from indifference, but to a
+degree because of a suspicion that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span> his connection with Mr. Harum would
+not, to say the least, enhance his position in the minds of certain of
+the people of Homeville. As has been intimated, it seemed at the outset
+of his career in the village as if there had been a combination of
+circumstance and effort to put him on his guard, and, indeed, rather to
+prejudice him against his employer; and Mr. Harum, as it now appeared to
+our friend, had on one or two occasions laid himself open to
+misjudgment, if no more. No allusion had ever been made to the episode
+of the counterfeit money by either his employer or himself, and it was
+not till months afterward that the subject was brought up by Mr. Richard
+Larrabee, who sauntered into the bank one morning. Finding no one there
+but John, he leaned over the counter on his elbows, and, twisting one
+leg about the other in a restful attitude, proceeded to open up a
+conversation upon various topics of interest to his mind. Dick was Mr.
+Harum's confidential henchman and factotum, although not regularly so
+employed. His chief object in life was apparently to get as much
+amusement as possible out of that experience, and he was quite
+unhampered by over-nice notions of delicacy or bashfulness. But, withal,
+Mr. Larrabee was a very honest and loyal person, strong in his likes and
+dislikes, devoted to David, for whom he had the greatest admiration, and
+he had taken a fancy to our friend, stoutly maintaining that he "wa'n't
+no more stuck-up 'n you be," only, as he remarked to Bill Perkins, "he
+hain't had the advantigis of your bringin' up."</p>
+
+<p>After some preliminary talk&mdash;"Say," he said to John, "got stuck with any
+more countyfit money lately?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>John's face reddened a little and Dick laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"The old man told me about it," he said. "Say, you'd ought to done as he
+told ye to. You'd 'a' saved fifteen dollars," Dick declared, looking at
+our friend with an expression of the utmost amusement.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't quite understand," said John rather stiffly.</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't he tell ye to charge 'em up to the bank, an' let him take 'em?"
+asked Dick.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said John shortly.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I know," said Mr. Larrabee. "He said sumpthin' to make you
+think he was goin' to pass 'em out, an' you didn't give him no show to
+explain, but jest marched into the back room an' stuck 'em onto the
+fire. Ho, ho, ho, ho! He told me all about it," cried Dick. "Say," he
+declared, "I dunno 's I ever see the old man more kind o' womble-cropped
+over anythin'. Why, he wouldn't no more 'a' passed them bills 'n he'd
+'a' cut his hand off. He, he, he, he! He was jest ticklin' your heels a
+little," said Mr. Larrabee, "to see if you'd kick, an'," chuckled the
+speaker, "you <i>surely</i> did."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I acted rather hastily," said John, laughing a little from
+contagion.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Dick, "Dave's got ways of his own. I've summered an'
+wintered with him now for a good many years, an' <i>I</i> ain't got to the
+bottom of him yet, an'," he added, "I don't know nobody that has."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIX" id="CHAPTER_XXIX"></a>CHAPTER XXIX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Although, as time went on and John had come to a better insight of the
+character of the eccentric person whom Dick had failed to fathom, his
+half-formed prejudices had fallen away, it must be admitted that he
+ofttimes found him a good deal of a puzzle. The domains of the serious
+and the facetious in David's mind seemed to have no very well defined
+boundaries.</p>
+
+<p>The talk had drifted back to the people and gossip of Homeville, but,
+sooth to say, it had not on this occasion got far away from those
+topics.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mr. Harum, "Alf Verjoos is on the hull the best off of any
+of the lot. As I told ye, he made money on top of what the old man left
+him, an' he married money. The fam'ly&mdash;some on 'em&mdash;comes here in the
+summer, an' he's here part o' the time gen'ally, but the women folks
+won't stay here winters, an' the house is left in care of Alf's sister
+who never got married. He don't care a hill o' white beans fer anything
+in Homeville but the old place, and he don't cal'late to have nobody on
+his grass, not if he knows it. Him an' me are on putty friendly terms,
+but the fact is," said David, in a semi-confidential tone, "he's about
+an even combine of pykery an' viniger, an' about as pop'lar in gen'ral
+'round here as a skunk in a hen-house; but Mis' Verjoos is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span> putty well
+liked; an' one o' the girls, Claricy is her name, is a good deal of a
+fav'rit. Juliet, the other one, don't mix with the village folks much,
+an' sometimes don't come with the fam'ly at all. She favors her father,"
+remarked the historian.</p>
+
+<p>"Inherits his popularity, I conclude," remarked John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"She does favor him to some extent in that respect," was the reply; "an'
+she's dark complected like him, but she's a mighty han'some girl,
+notwithstandin'. Both on 'em is han'some girls," observed Mr. Harum,
+"an' great fer hosses, an' that's the way I got 'quainted with 'em.
+They're all fer ridin' hossback when they're up here. Did you ever ride
+a hoss?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said John, "I have ridden a good deal one time and another."</p>
+
+<p>"Never c'd see the sense on't," declared David. "I c'n imagine gettin'
+on to a hoss's back when 't was either that or walkin', but to do it fer
+the fun o' the thing 's more 'n I c'n understand. There you be," he
+continued, "stuck up four five feet up in the air like a clo'espin,
+havin' your backbone chucked up into your skull, an' takin' the skin off
+in spots an' places, expectin' ev'ry next minute the critter'll git out
+f'm under ye&mdash;no, sir," he protested, "if it come to be that it was
+either to ride a hossback fer the fun o' the thing or have somebody kick
+me, an' kick me hard, I'd say, 'Kick away.' It comes to the same thing
+fur 's enjoyment goes, and it's a dum sight safer."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed outright, while David leaned forward with his hands on his
+knees, looking at him with a broad though somewhat doubtful smile.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"That being your feeling," remarked John, "I should think saddle horses
+would be rather out of your line. Was it a saddle horse that the Misses
+Verjoos were interested in?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I didn't buy him fer that," replied David, "an' in fact when the
+feller that sold him to me told me he'd ben rode, I allowed that ought
+to knock twenty dollars off 'n the price, but I did have such a hoss,
+an', outside o' that, he was a nice piece of hoss flesh. I was up to the
+barn one mornin', mebbe four years ago," he continued, "when in drove
+the Verjoos carriage with one of the girls, the oldest one, inside, an'
+the yeller-haired one on a hossback. 'Good mornin'. You're Mr. Harum,
+ain't you?' she says. 'Good mornin',' I says, 'Harum's the name 't I use
+when I appear in public. You're Miss Verjoos, I reckon,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"She laughed a little, an' says, motionin' with her head to'ds the
+carriage, 'My sister is Miss Verjoos. I'm Miss Claricy.' I took off my
+cap, an' the other girl jest bowed her head a little.</p>
+
+<p>"'I heard you had a hoss 't I could ride,' says the one on hossback.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, lookin' at her hoss, an' he was a good one," remarked
+David, "'fer a saddle hoss, I shouldn't think you was entirely out o'
+hosses long's you got that one.' 'Oh,' she says, this is my sister's
+hoss. Mine has hurt his leg so badly that I am 'fraid I sha'n't be able
+to ride him this summer.' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've got a hoss that's ben
+rode, so I was told, but I don't know of my own knowin'.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't you ride?' she says. 'Hossback?' I says. 'Why, of course,' she
+says. '<i>No</i>, ma'am,' I says, 'not when I c'n raise the money<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span> to pay my
+<i>fine</i>' She looked kind o' puzzled at that," remarked David, "but I see
+the other girl look at her an' give a kind of quiet laugh."</p>
+
+<p>"'Can I see him?' says Miss Claricy. 'Cert'nly,' I says, an' went an'
+brought him out. 'Oh!' she says to her sister, 'ain't he a beauty? C'n I
+try him?' she says to me. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I c'n resk it if you
+can, but I didn't buy him fer a saddle hoss, an' if I'm to own him fer
+any len'th of time I'd ruther he'd fergit the saddle bus'nis, an' in any
+case,' I says, 'I wouldn't like him to git a sore back, an' then agin,'
+I says, 'I hain't got no saddle.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' she says, givin' her head a toss, 'if I couldn't sit straight
+I'd never ride agin. I never made a hoss's back sore in my life,' she
+says. 'We c'n change the saddle,' she says, an' off she jumps, an', scat
+my &mdash;&mdash;!" exclaimed David, "the way she knowed about gettin' that saddle
+fixed, pads, straps, girt's, an' the hull bus'nis, an' put up her foot
+fer me to give her a lift, an' wheeled that hoss an' went out o' the
+yard a-kitin', was as slick a piece o' hoss bus'nis as ever I see. It
+took fust money, that did," said Mr. Harum with a confirmatory shake of
+the head. "Wa'al," he resumed, "in about a few minutes back she come,
+lickity-cut, an' pulled up in front of me. 'C'n you send my sister's
+hoss home?' she says, 'an' then I sha'n't have to change agin. I'll stay
+on <i>my</i> hoss,' she says, laughin', an' then agin laughin' fit to kill,
+fer I stood there with my mouth open clear to my back teeth, not bein'
+used to doin' bus'nis 'ith quite so much neatniss an' dispatch, as the
+sayin' is.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, it's all right,' she says. 'Poppa came home last night an' I'll
+have him see you this<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> afternoon or to-morro'.' 'But mebbe he 'n I won't
+agree about the price,' I says. 'Yes, you will,' she says, 'an' if you
+don't I won't make his back sore'&mdash;an' off they went, an' left me
+standin' there like a stick in the mud. I've bought an' sold hosses to
+some extent fer a consid'able number o' years," said Mr. Harum
+reflectively, "but that partic'ler transaction's got a peg all to
+itself."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed and asked, "How did it come out? I mean, what sort of an
+interview did you have with the young woman's father, the popular Mr.
+Verjoos?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said David, "he druv up to the office the next mornin', 'bout ten
+o'clock, an' come into the back room here, an' after we'd passed the
+time o' day, he says, clearin' his throat in a way he's got, 'He-uh,
+he-uh!' he says, 'my daughter tells me that she run off with a hoss of
+yours yestidy in rather a summery manner, an&mdash;he-uh-uh&mdash;I have come to
+see you about payin' fer him. What is the price?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, more 'n anythin' to see what he'd say, 'what would you
+say he was wuth?' An' with that he kind o' stiffened a little stiffer 'n
+he was before, if it could be.</p>
+
+<p>"'Really,' he says, 'he-uh-uh, I haven't any idea. I haven't seen the
+animal, an' I should not consider myself qual'fied to give an opinion
+upon his value if I had, but,' he says, 'I don't know that that makes
+any material diff'rence, however, because I am quite&mdash;he-uh, he-uh&mdash;in
+your hands&mdash;he-uh!&mdash;within limits&mdash;he-uh-uh!&mdash;within limits,' he says.
+That kind o' riled me," remarked David. "I see in a minute what was
+passin' in his mind. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'Mr. Verjoos, I guess the fact o'
+the matter is 't I'm about as much in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> mud as you be in the
+mire&mdash;your daughter's got my hoss,' I says. 'Now you ain't dealin' with
+a hoss jockey,' I says, 'though I don't deny that I buy an' sell hosses,
+an' once in a while make money at it. You're dealin' with David Harum,
+Banker, an' I consider 't I'm dealin' with a lady, or the father of one
+on her account,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'He-uh, he-uh! I meant no offense, sir,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'None bein' meant, none will be took,' I says. 'Now,' I says,' I was
+offered one-seventy-five fer that hoss day before yestidy, an' wouldn't
+take it. I can't sell him fer that,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'He-uh, uh! cert'nly not,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wait a minit,' I says. 'I can't sell him fer that because I <i>said</i> I
+wouldn't; but if you feel like drawin' your check fer
+one-seventy-<i>six</i>,' I says, 'we'll call it a deal,'" The speaker paused
+with a chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "he, he, he, he! That clean took the wind out of
+him, an' he got redder 'n a beet. 'He-uh-uh-uh-huh! really,' he says, 'I
+couldn't think of offerin' you less than two hunderd.'</p>
+
+<p>"'All right,' I says, 'I'll send up fer the hoss. One-seventy-six is my
+price, no more an' no less,' an' I got up out o' my chair."</p>
+
+<p>"And what did he say then?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied Mr. Harum, "he settled his neck down into his collar
+an' necktie an' cleared his throat a few times, an' says, 'You put me in
+ruther an embarrassin' position, Mr. Harum. My daughter has set her
+heart on the hoss, an'&mdash;he-uh-uh-uh!'&mdash;with a kind of a smile like a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+wrinkle in a boot, 'I can't very well tell her that I wouldn't buy him
+because you wouldn't accept a higher offer than your own price. I&mdash;I
+think I must accede to your proposition, an'&mdash;he-uh-uh&mdash;accept the
+favor,' he says, draggin' the words out by the roots.</p>
+
+<p>"'No favor at all,' I says, 'not a bit on't, not a bit on't. It was the
+cleanest an' slickist deal I ever had,' I says, 'an' I've had a good
+many. That girl o' your'n,' I says, 'if you don't mind my sayin' it,
+comes as near bein' a full team an' a cross dog under the wagin as you
+c'n git; an' you c'n tell her if you think fit,' I says, 'that if she
+ever wants anythin' more out o' <i>my</i> barn I'll throw off twenty-four
+dollars ev'ry time, if she'll only do her own buyin'.'</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I didn't know but what he'd gag a little at
+that, but he didn't seem to, an' when he went off after givin' me his
+check, he put out his hand an' shook hands, a thing he never done
+before."</p>
+
+<p>"That was really very amusing," was John's comment.</p>
+
+<p>"'T wa'n't a bad day's work either," observed Mr. Harum. "I've sold the
+crowd a good many hosses since then, an' I've laughed a thousan' times
+over that pertic'ler trade. Me 'n Miss Claricy," he added, "has alwus
+ben good friends sence that time&mdash;an' she 'n Polly are reg'lar neetups.
+She never sees me in the street but what it's 'How dee do, Mr. H-a-rum?'
+An' I'll say, 'Ain't that ole hoss wore out yet?' or, 'When you comin'
+'round to run off with another hoss?' I'll say."</p>
+
+<p>At this point David got out of his chair, yawned, and walked over to the
+window.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever in all your born days," he said, "see such dum'd weather?
+Jest look out there&mdash;no sleighin', no wheelin', an' a barn full wantin'
+exercise. Wa'al, I guess I'll be moseyin' along." And out he went.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXX" id="CHAPTER_XXX"></a>CHAPTER XXX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>If John Lenox had kept a diary for the first year of his life in
+Homeville most of its pages would have been blank.</p>
+
+<p>The daily routine of the office (he had no assistant but the callow
+Hopkins) was more exacting than laborious, but it kept him confined
+seven hours in the twenty-four. Still, there was time in the lengthened
+days as the year advanced for walking, rowing, and riding or driving
+about the picturesque country which surrounds Homeville. He and Mr.
+Harum often drove together after the bank closed, or after "tea," and it
+was a pleasure in itself to observe David's dexterous handling of his
+horses, and his content and satisfaction in the enjoyment of his
+favorite pastime. In pursuit of business he "jogged 'round," as he said,
+behind the faithful Jinny, but when on pleasure bent, a pair of
+satin-coated trotters drew him in the latest and "slickest" model of
+top-buggies.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course," he said, "I'd ruther ride all alone than not to ride at
+all, but the's twice as much fun in't when you've got somebody along. I
+ain't much of a talker, unless I happen to git started" (at which
+assertion John repressed a smile), "but once in a while I like to have
+somebody to say somethin' to. You like to come along, don't ye?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Very much indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"I used to git Polly to come once in a while," said David, "but it
+wa'n't no pleasure to her. She hadn't never ben used to hosses an' alwus
+set on the edge of the seat ready to jump, an' if one o' the critters
+capered a little she'd want to git right out then an' there. I reckon
+she never went out but what she thanked mercy when she struck the hoss
+block to git back with hull bones."</p>
+
+<p>"I shouldn't have thought that she would have been nervous with the
+reins in your hands," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," replied David, "the last time she come along somethin' give the
+team a little scare an' she reached over an' made a grab at the lines.
+That," he remarked with a grin, "was quite a good while ago. I says to
+her when we got home, 'I guess after this you'd better take your airin's
+on a stun-boat. You won't be so liable to git run away with an' throwed
+out,' I says."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed a little, but made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"After all," said David, "I dunno 's I blamed her fer bein' skittish,
+but I couldn't have her grabbin' the lines. It's curi's," he reflected,
+"I didn't used to mind what I rode behind, nor who done the drivin', but
+I'd have to admit that as I git older I prefer to do it myself, I ride
+ev'ry once in a while with fellers that c'n drive as well, an' mebbe
+better, 'n I can, an' I know it, but if anythin' turns up, or looks like
+it, I can't help wishin' 't I had holt o' the lines myself."</p>
+
+<p>The two passed a good many hours together thus beguiling the time.
+Whatever David's other merits as a companion, he was not exacting of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+response when engaged in conversation, and rarely made any demands upon
+his auditor.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>During that first year John made few additions to his social
+acquaintance, and if in the summer the sight of a gay party of young
+people caused some stirrings in his breast, they were not strong enough
+to induce him to make any attempts toward the acquaintance which he
+might have formed. He was often conscious of glances of curiosity
+directed toward himself, and Mr. Euston was asked a good many questions
+about the latest addition to his congregation.</p>
+
+<p>Yes, he had called upon Mr. Lenox and his call had been returned. In
+fact, they had had several visits together&mdash;had met out walking once and
+had gone on in company. Was Mr. Lenox "nice"? Yes, he had made a
+pleasant impression upon Mr. Euston, and seemed to be a person of
+intelligence and good breeding&mdash;very gentlemanlike. Why did not people
+know him? Well, Mr. Euston had made some proffers to that end, but Mr.
+Lenox had merely expressed his thanks. No, Mr. Euston did not know how
+he happened to be in Homeville and employed by that queer old Mr. Harum,
+and living with him and his funny old sister; Mr. Lenox had not confided
+in him at all, and though very civil and pleasant, did not appear to
+wish to be communicative.</p>
+
+<p>So our friend did not make his entrance that season into the drawing or
+dining rooms of any of what David called the "nabobs'" houses. By the
+middle or latter part of October Homeville was deserted of its visitors
+and as many of that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span> class of its regular population as had the means to
+go with and a place to go to.</p>
+
+<p>It was under somewhat different auspices that John entered upon the
+second winter of his sojourn. It has been made plain that his relations
+with his employer and the kind and lovable Polly were on a satisfactory
+and permanent footing.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm dum'd," said David to Dick Larrabee, "if it hain't got putty near
+to the p'int when if I want to git anythin' out o' the common run out o'
+Polly, I'll have to ask John to fix it fer me. She's like a cow with a
+calf," he declared.</p>
+
+<p>"David sets all the store in the world by him," stated Mrs. Bixbee to a
+friend, "though he don't jest let on to&mdash;not in so many words. He's got
+a kind of a notion that his little boy, if he'd lived, would 'a' ben
+like him some ways. I never seen the child," she added, with an
+expression which made her visitor smile, "but as near 's I c'n make out
+f'm Dave's tell, he must 'a' ben red-headed. Didn't you know 't he'd
+ever ben married? Wa'al, he was fer a few years, though it's the one
+thing&mdash;wa'al, I don't mean exac'ly that&mdash;it's <i>one</i> o' the things he
+don't have much to say about. But once in a while he'll talk about the
+boy, what he'd be now if he'd lived, an' so on; an' he's the greatest
+hand fer childern&mdash;everlastin'ly pickin' on 'em up when he's ridin' and
+such as that&mdash;an' I seen him once when we was travelin' on the cars go
+an' take a squawlin' baby away f'm it's mother, who looked ready to
+drop, an' lay it across that big chest of his, an' the little thing
+never gave a whimper after he got it into his arms&mdash;jest went right off
+to sleep. No," said Mrs. Bixbee, "I never had no childern, an' I don't
+know but what I was glad of it at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span> time; Jim Bixbee was about as
+much baby as I thought I could manage, but now&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There was some reason for not concluding the sentence, and so we do not
+know what was in her mind.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXI" id="CHAPTER_XXXI"></a>CHAPTER XXXI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The year that had passed had seemed a very long one to John, but as the
+months came and went he had in a measure adjusted himself to the change
+in his fortunes and environment; and so as time went on the poignancy of
+his sorrow and regret diminished, as it does with all of us. Yet the
+sight of a gray-haired man still brought a pang to his heart, and there
+were times of yearning longing to recall every line of the face, every
+detail of the dress, the voice, the words, of the girl who had been so
+dear to him, and who had gone out of his life as irrevocably, it seemed
+to him, as if by death itself. It may be strange, but it is true that
+for a very long time it never occurred to him that he might communicate
+with her by mailing a letter to her New York address to be forwarded,
+and when the thought came to him the impulse to act upon it was very
+strong, but he did not do so. Perhaps he would have written had he been
+less in love with her, but also there was mingled with that sentiment
+something of bitterness which, though he could not quite explain or
+justify it, did exist. Then, too, he said to himself, "Of what avail
+would it be? Only to keep alive a longing for the impossible." No, he
+would forget it all. Men had died and worms had eaten them, but not for
+love. Many<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span> men lived all their lives without it and got on very well
+too, he was aware. Perhaps some day, when he had become thoroughly
+affiliated and localized, he would wed a village maiden, and rear a
+Freeland County brood. Our friend, as may be seen, had a pretty healthy
+mind, and we need not sympathize with him to the disturbance of our own
+peace.</p>
+
+<p>Books accumulated in the best bedroom. John's expenses were small, and
+there was very little temptation, or indeed opportunity, for spending.
+At the time of his taking possession of his quarters in David's house he
+had raised the question of his contribution to the household expenses,
+but Mr. Harum had declined to discuss the matter at all and referred him
+to Mrs. Bixbee, with whom he compromised on a weekly sum which appeared
+to him absurdly small, but which she protested she was ashamed to
+accept. After a while a small upright piano made its appearance, with
+Aunt Polly's approval.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, of course," she said. "You needn't to hev ast me. I'd like to hev
+you anyway. I like music ever so much, an' so does David, though I guess
+it would floor him to try an' raise a tune. I used to sing quite a
+little when I was younger, an' I gen'ally help at church an' prayer
+meetin' now. Why, cert'nly. Why not? When would you play if it wa'n't in
+the evenin'? David sleeps over the wing. Do you hear him snore?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hardly ever," replied John, smiling. "That is to say, not very
+much&mdash;just enough sometimes to know that he is asleep."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," she said decidedly, "if he's fur enough off so 't you can't
+hear <i>him</i>, I guess he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> won't hear <i>you</i> much, an' he sure won't hear
+you after he gits to sleep."</p>
+
+<p>So the piano came, and was a great comfort and resource. Indeed, before
+long it became the regular order of things for David and his sister to
+spend an hour or so on Sunday evenings listening to his music and their
+own as well&mdash;that is, the music of their choice&mdash;which latter was mostly
+to be found in "Carmina Sacra" and "Moody and Sankey"; and Aunt Polly's
+heart was glad indeed when she and John together made concord of sweet
+sounds in some familiar hymn tune, to the great edification of Mr.
+Harum, whose admiration was unbounded.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>"Did I tell you," said David to Dick Larrabee, "what happened the last
+time me an' John went ridin' together?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not's I remember on," replied Dick.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, we've rode together quite a consid'able," said Mr. Harum, "but I
+hadn't never said anythin' to him about takin' a turn at the lines. This
+day we'd got a piece out into the country an' I had the brown colts. I
+says to him, 'Ever do any drivin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"'More or less,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Like to take the lines fer a spell?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' he says, lookin' kind o' pleased, 'if you ain't afraid to trust
+me with 'em,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, I'll be here,' I says, an' handed 'em over. Wa'al, sir, I see
+jest by the way he took holt on 'em it wa'n't the fust time, an' we went
+along to where the road turns in through a piece of woods, an' the track
+is narrer, an' we run slap onto one o' them dum'd road-engines that had
+got wee-wawed putty near square across the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span> track. Now I tell ye," said
+Mr. Harum, "them hosses didn't like it fer a cent, an' tell the truth I
+didn't like it no better. We couldn't go ahead fer we couldn't git by
+the cussed thing, an' the hosses was 'par'ntly tryin' to git back under
+the buggy, an', scat my &mdash;&mdash;! if he didn't straighten 'em out an' back
+'em 'round in that narrer road, an' hardly scraped a wheel. Yes, sir,"
+declared Mr. Harum, "I couldn't 'a' done it slicker myself, an' I don't
+know nobody that could."</p>
+
+<p>"Guess you must 'a' felt a little ticklish yourself," said Dick
+sympathetically, laughing as usual.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, you better believe," declared the other. "The' was 'bout half a
+minute when I'd have sold out mighty cheap, an' took a promise fer the
+money. He's welcome to drive any team in <i>my</i> barn," said David,
+feeling&mdash;in which view Mr. Larrabee shared&mdash;that encomium was pretty
+well exhausted in that assertion.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe," said Mr. Harum after a moment, in which he and his
+companion reflected upon the gravity of his last declaration, "that
+the's any dum thing that feller can't do. The last thing 's a piany.
+He's got a little one that stands up on it's hind legs in his room, an'
+he c'n play it with both hands 'thout lookin' on. Yes, sir, we have
+reg'lar concerts at my house ev'ry Sunday night, admission free, an'
+childern half price, an'," said David, "you'd ought to hear him an'
+Polly sing, an'&mdash;he, he, he! you'd ought to <i>see</i> her singin'&mdash;tickleder
+'n a little dog with a nosegay tied to his tail."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXII" id="CHAPTER_XXXII"></a>CHAPTER XXXII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Our friend's acquaintance with the rector of St. James's church had
+grown into something like friendship, and the two men were quite often
+together in the evening. John went sometimes to Mr. Euston's house, and
+not unfrequently the latter would spend an hour in John's room over a
+cigar and a chat. On one of the latter occasions, late in the autumn,
+Mr. Euston went to the piano after sitting a few minutes and looked over
+some of the music, among which were two or three hymnals. "You are
+musical," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"In a modest way," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I am very fond of it," said the clergyman, "but have little knowledge
+of it. I wish I had more," he added in a tone of so much regret as
+to cause his hearer to look curiously at him. "Yes," he said, "I wish I
+knew more&mdash;or less. It's the bane of my existence," declared the rector
+with a half laugh. John looked inquiringly at him, but did not respond.</p>
+
+<p>"I mean the music&mdash;so called&mdash;at St. James's," said Mr. Euston. "I don't
+wonder you smile," he remarked; "but it's not a matter for smiling with
+me."</p>
+
+<p>"I beg pardon," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you need not," returned the other, "but really&mdash;Well, there are a
+good many unpleas<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span>ant and disheartening experiences in a clergyman's
+life, and I can, I hope, face and endure most of them with patience, but
+the musical part of my service is a never-ending source of anxiety,
+perplexity, and annoyance. I think," said Mr. Euston, "that I expend
+more nerve tissue upon that branch of my responsibilities than upon all
+the rest of my work. You see we can not afford to pay any of the
+singers, and indeed my people&mdash;some of them, at least&mdash;think fifty
+dollars is a great sum for poor little Miss Knapp, the organist. The
+rest are volunteers, or rather, I should say, have been pressed into the
+service. We are supposed to have two sopranos and two altos; but in
+effect it happens sometimes that neither of a pair will appear, each
+expecting the other to be on duty. The tenor, Mr. Hubber, who is an
+elderly man without any voice to speak of, but a very devout and
+faithful churchman, is to be depended upon to the extent of his
+abilities; but Mr. Little, the bass&mdash;well," observed Mr. Euston, "the
+less said about him the better."</p>
+
+<p>"How about the organist?" said John. "I think she does very well,
+doesn't she?"</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Knapp is the one redeeming feature," replied the rector, "but she
+has not much courage to interfere. Hubber is nominally the leader, but
+he knows little of music." Mr. Euston gave a sorry little laugh. "It's
+trying enough," he said, "one Sunday with another, but on Christmas and
+Easter, when my people make an unusual effort, and attempt the
+impossible, it is something deplorable."</p>
+
+<p>John could not forbear a little laugh. "I should think it must be pretty
+trying," he said.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"It is simply corroding," declared Mr. Euston.</p>
+
+<p>They sat for a while smoking in silence, the contemplation of his woes
+having apparently driven other topics from the mind of the harassed
+clergyman. At last he said, turning to our friend:</p>
+
+<p>"I have heard your voice in church."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"And I noticed that you sang not only the hymns but the chants, and in a
+way to suggest the idea that you have had experience and training. I did
+not come here for the purpose," said Mr. Euston, after waiting a moment
+for John to speak, "though I confess the idea has occurred to me before,
+but it was suggested again by the sight of your piano and music. I know
+that it is asking a great deal," he continued, "but do you think you
+could undertake, for a while at least, to help such a lame dog as I am
+over the stile? You have no idea," said the rector earnestly, "what a
+service you would be doing not only to me, but to my people and the
+church."</p>
+
+<p>John pulled thoughtfully at his mustache for a moment, while Mr. Euston
+watched his face. "I don't know," he said at last in a doubtful tone. "I
+am afraid you are taking too much for granted&mdash;I don't mean as to my
+good will, but as to my ability to be of service, for I suppose you mean
+that I should help in drilling your choir."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied Mr. Euston. "I suppose it would be too much to ask you to
+sing as well."</p>
+
+<p>"I have had no experience in the way of leading or directing," replied
+John, ignoring the suggestion, "though I have sung in church more<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span> or
+less, and am familiar with the service, but even admitting my ability to
+be of use, shouldn't you be afraid that my interposing might make more
+trouble than it would help? Wouldn't your choir resent it? Such people
+are sometimes jealous, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, dear, yes," sighed the rector. "But," he added, "I think I can
+guarantee that there will be no unpleasant feeling either toward you or
+about you. Your being from New York will give you a certain prestige,
+and their curiosity and the element of novelty will make the beginning
+easy."</p>
+
+<p>There came a knock at the door and Mr. Harum appeared, but, seeing a
+visitor, was for withdrawing.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't go," said John. "Come in. Of course you know Mr. Euston."</p>
+
+<p>"Glad to see ye," said David, advancing and shaking hands. "You folks
+talkin' bus'nis?" he asked before sitting down.</p>
+
+<p>"I am trying to persuade Mr. Lenox to do me a great favor," said Mr.
+Euston.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I guess he won't want such an awful sight o' persuadin'," said
+David, taking a chair, "if he's able to do it. What does he want of ye?"
+he asked, turning to John. Mr. Euston explained, and our friend gave his
+reasons for hesitating&mdash;all but the chief one, which was that he was
+reluctant to commit himself to an undertaking which he apprehended would
+be not only laborious but disagreeable.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "as fur 's the bus'nis itself 's concerned, the
+hull thing's all nix-cum-rouse to me; but as fur 's gettin' folks to
+come an' sing, you c'n git a barn full, an' take your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> pick; an' a
+feller that c'n git a pair of hosses an' a buggy out of a tight fix the
+way you done a while ago ought to be able to break in a little team of
+half a dozen women or so."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, laughing, "<i>you</i> could have done what I was lucky
+enough to do with the horses, but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes," David broke in, scratching his cheek, "I guess you got me
+that time."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Euston perceived that for some reason he had an ally and advocate in
+Mr. Harum. He rose and said good-night, and John escorted him downstairs
+to the door. "Pray think of it as favorably as you can," he said, as
+they shook hands at parting.</p>
+
+<p>"Putty nice kind of a man," remarked David when John came back; "putty
+nice kind of a man. 'Bout the only 'quaintance you've made of his kind,
+ain't he? Wa'al, he's all right fur 's he goes. Comes of good stock, I'm
+told, an' looks it. Runs a good deal to emptins in his preachin' though,
+they say. How do you find him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think I enjoy his conversation more than his sermons," admitted John
+with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Less of it at times, ain't the'?" suggested David. "I may have told
+ye," he continued, "that I wa'n't a very reg'lar churchgoer, but I've
+ben more or less in my time, an' when I did listen to the sermon all
+through, it gen'ally seemed to me that if the preacher 'd put all the'
+really was in it together he wouldn't need to have took only 'bout
+quarter the time; but what with scorin' fer a start, an' laggin' on the
+back stretch, an' ev'ry now an' then breakin' to a stan'still, I
+gen'ally wanted to come down out o' the stand be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span>fore the race was over.
+The's a good many fast quarter hosses," remarked Mr. Harum, "but them
+that c'n keep it up fer a full mile is scurce. What you goin' to do
+about the music bus'nis, or hain't ye made up your mind yet?" he asked,
+changing the subject.</p>
+
+<p>"I like Mr. Euston," said John, "and he seems very much in earnest about
+this matter; but I am not sure," he added thoughtfully, "that I can do
+what he wants, and I must say that I am very reluctant to undertake it;
+still, I don't know but that I ought to make the trial," and he looked
+up at David.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess I would if I was you," said the latter. "It can't do ye no
+harm, an' it may do ye some good. The fact is," he continued, "that you
+ain't out o' danger of runnin' in a rut. It would do you good mebbe to
+git more acquainted, an' mebbe this'll be the start on't."</p>
+
+<p>"With a little team of half a dozen women, as you called them," said
+John. "Mr. Euston has offered to introduce me to any one I cared to
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't mean the singin' folks," responded Mr. Harum, "I meant the
+church folks in gen'ral, an' it'll come 'round in a natur'l sort of
+way&mdash;not like bein' took 'round by Mr. Euston as if you'd <i>ast</i> him to.
+You can't git along&mdash;you may, an' have fer a spell, but not alwus&mdash;with
+nobody to visit with but me an' Polly an' Dick, an' so on, an' once in a
+while with the parson; you ben used to somethin' diff'rent, an' while I
+ain't sayin' that Homeville soci'ty, pertic'lerly in the winter, 's the
+finest in the land, or that me an' Polly ain't all right in our way, you
+want a change o' feed once in a while, or you <i>may</i> git the colic.
+Now,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span> proceeded the speaker, "if this singin' bus'nis don't do more'n
+to give ye somethin' new to think about, an' take up an evenin' now an'
+then, even if it bothers ye some, I think mebbe it'll be a good thing
+fer ye. They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog&mdash;keeps
+him from broodin' over <i>bein'</i> a dog, mebbe," suggested David.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps you are right," said John. "Indeed, I don't doubt that you are
+right, and I will take your advice."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said David a minute or two later on, holding out the glass
+while John poured, "jest a wisdom toothful. I don't set up to be no
+Sol'mon, an' if you ever find out how I'm bettin' on a race jest
+'copper' me an' you c'n wear di'monds, but I know when a hoss has stood
+too long in the barn as soon as the next man."</p>
+
+<p>It is possible that even Mr. Euston did not fully appreciate the
+difficulties of the task which he persuaded our friend John to
+undertake; and it is certain that had the latter known all that they
+were to be he would have hardened his heart against both the pleadings
+of the rector and the advice of David. His efforts were welcomed and
+seconded by Mr. Hubber the tenor, and Miss Knapp the organist, and there
+was some earnestness displayed at first by the ladies of the choir; but
+Mr. Little, the bass, proved a hopeless case, and John, wholly against
+his intentions, and his inclinations as well, had eventually to take
+over the basso's duty altogether, as being the easiest way&mdash;in fact, the
+only way&mdash;to save his efforts from downright failure.</p>
+
+<p>Without going in detail into the trials and tribulations incident to the
+bringing of the mu<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>sical part of the service at Mr. Euston's church up
+to a respectable if not a high standard, it may be said that with
+unremitting pains this end was accomplished, to the boundless relief and
+gratitude of that worthy gentleman, and to a good degree of the members
+of his congregation.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXXIII"></a>CHAPTER XXXIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>On a fine Sunday in summer after the close of the service the exit of
+the congregation of St. James's church presents an animated and
+inspiring spectacle. A good many well-dressed ladies of various ages,
+and not quite so many well-dressed men, mostly (as David would have put
+it) "runnin' a little younger," come from out the sacred edifice with an
+expression of relief easily changeable to something gayer. A few drive
+away in handsome equipages, but most prefer to walk, and there is
+usually a good deal of smiling talk in groups before parting, in which
+Mr. Euston likes to join. He leaves matters in the vestry to the care of
+old Barlow, the sexton, and makes, if one may be permitted the
+expression, "a quick change."</p>
+
+<p>Things had come about very much as David had desired and anticipated,
+and our friend had met quite a number of the "summer people," having
+been waylaid at times by the rector&mdash;in whose good graces he stood so
+high that he might have sung anything short of a comic song during the
+offertory&mdash;and presented willy-nilly. On this particular Sunday he had
+lingered a while in the gallery after service over some matter connected
+with the music, and when he came out of the church most of the people
+had made<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span> their way down the front steps and up the street; but standing
+near the gate was a group of three&mdash;the rector and two young women whom
+John had seen the previous summer, and now recognized as the Misses
+Verjoos. He raised his hat as he was passing the group, when Mr. Euston
+detained him: "I want to present you to the Misses Verjoos." A tall
+girl, dressed in some black material which gave John the impression of
+lace, recognized his salutation with a slight bow and a rather
+indifferent survey from a pair of very somber dark eyes, while her
+sister, in light colors, gave him a smiling glance from a pair of very
+blue ones, and, rather to his surprise, put out her hand with the usual
+declaration of pleasure, happiness, or what not.</p>
+
+<p>"We were just speaking of the singing," said the rector, "and I was
+saying that it was all your doing."</p>
+
+<p>"You really have done wonders," condescended she of the somber eyes. "We
+have only been here a day or two and this is the first time we have been
+at church."</p>
+
+<p>The party moved out of the gate and up the street, the rector leading
+with Miss Verjoos, followed by our friend and the younger sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed you have," said the latter, seconding her sister's remark. "I
+don't believe even yourself can quite realize what the difference is.
+My! it is very nice for the rest of us, but it must be a perfect killing
+bore for you."</p>
+
+<p>"I have found it rather trying at times," said John; "but now&mdash;you are
+so kind&mdash;it is beginning to appear to me as the most delightful of
+pursuits."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Very pretty," remarked Miss Clara. "Do you say a good deal of that sort
+of thing?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am rather out of practice," replied John. "I haven't had much
+opportunity for some time."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think you need feel discouraged," she returned. "A good method
+is everything, and I have no doubt you might soon be in form again."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks for your encouragement," said John, smiling. "I was beginning to
+feel quite low in my mind about it." She laughed a little.</p>
+
+<p>"I heard quite a good deal about you last year from a very good friend
+of yours," said Miss Clara after a pause.</p>
+
+<p>John looked at her inquiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Bixbee," she said. "Isn't she an old dear?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have reason to think so, with all my heart," said John stoutly.</p>
+
+<p>"She talked a lot about you to me," said Miss Clara.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and if your ears did not burn you have no sense of gratitude.
+Isn't Mr. Harum funny?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have sometimes suspected it," said John, laughing. "He once told me
+rather an amusing thing about a young woman's running off with one of
+his horses."</p>
+
+<p>"Did he tell you that? Really? I wonder what you must have thought of
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Something of what Mr. Harum did, I fancy," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"What was that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me," was the reply, "but I have been snubbed once this morning."
+She gave a little laugh.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Harum and I are great 'neetups,' as he says. Is 'neetups' a nice
+word?" she asked, looking at her companion.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think so if I were in Mr. Harum's place," said John. "It means
+'cronies,' I believe, in his dictionary."</p>
+
+<p>They had come to where Freeland Street terminates in the Lake Road,
+which follows the border of the lake to the north and winds around the
+foot of it to the south and west.</p>
+
+<p>"Why!" exclaimed Miss Clara, "there comes David. I haven't seen him this
+summer."</p>
+
+<p>They halted and David drew up, winding the reins about the whipstock and
+pulling off his buckskin glove.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you do, Mr. Harum?" said the girl, putting her hand in his.</p>
+
+<p>"How air ye, Miss Claricy? Glad to see ye agin," he said. "I'm settin'
+up a little ev'ry day now, an' you don't look as if you was off your
+feed much, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," she replied, laughing, "I'm in what you call pretty fair
+condition, I think."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I reckon," he said, looking at her smiling face with the
+frankest admiration. "Guess you come out a little finer ev'ry season,
+don't ye? Hard work to keep ye out o' the 'free-fer-all' class, I guess.
+How's all the folks?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nicely, thanks," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>"That's right," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"How is Mrs. Bixbee?" she inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I ben a little down in the mouth
+lately 'bout Polly&mdash;seems to be fallin' away some&mdash;don't weigh much more
+'n I do, I guess;" but Miss Clara only laughed at this gloomy report.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"How is my horse Kirby?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, the ole bag-o'-bones is breathin' yet," said David, chuckling,
+"but he's putty well wore out&mdash;has to lean up agin the shed to whicker.
+Guess I'll have to sell ye another putty soon now. Still, what the' is
+left of him 's 's good 's ever 't will be, an' I'll send him up in the
+mornin'." He looked from Miss Clara to John, whose salutation he had
+acknowledged with the briefest of nods.</p>
+
+<p>"How'd you ketch <i>him</i>?" he asked, indicating our friend with a motion
+of his head. "Had to go after him with a four-quart measure, didn't ye?
+or did he let ye corner him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Euston caught him for me," she said, laughing, but coloring
+perceptibly, while John's face grew very red. "I think I will run on and
+join my sister, and Mr. Lenox can drive home with you. Good bye, Mr.
+Harum. I shall be glad to have Kirby whenever it is convenient. We shall
+be glad to see you at Lakelawn," she said to John cordially, "whenever
+you can come;" and taking her prayer book and hymnal from him, she sped
+away.</p>
+
+<p>"Look at her git over the ground," said David, turning to watch her
+while John got into the buggy. "Ain't that a gait?"</p>
+
+<p>"She is a charming girl," said John as old Jinny started off.</p>
+
+<p>"She's the one I told you about that run off with my hoss," remarked
+David, "an' I alwus look after him fer her in the winter."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know," said John. "She was laughing about it to-day, and saying
+that you and she were great friends."</p>
+
+<p>"She was, was she?" said David, highly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span> pleased. "Yes, sir, that's the
+girl, an', scat my &mdash;&mdash;! if I was thirty years younger she c'd run off
+with me jest as easy&mdash;an' I dunno but what she could anyway," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"Charming girl," repeated John rather thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "I don't know as much about girls as I do about
+some things; my experience hain't laid much in that line, but I wouldn't
+like to take a contract to match <i>her</i> on any <i>limit</i>. I guess," he
+added softly, "that the consideration in that deal 'd have to be 'love
+an' affection.' Git up, old lady," he exclaimed, and drew the whip along
+old Jinny's back like a caress. The mare quickened her pace, and in a
+few minutes they drove into the barn.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXXIV"></a>CHAPTER XXXIV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"Where you ben?" asked Mrs. Bixbee of her brother as the three sat at
+the one o'clock dinner. "I see you drivin' off somewheres."</p>
+
+<p>"Ben up the Lake Road to 'Lizer Howe's," replied David. "He's got a hoss
+'t I've some notion o' buyin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't the' week-days enough," she asked, "to do your horse-tradin' in
+'ithout breakin' the Sabbath?"</p>
+
+<p>David threw back his head and lowered a stalk of the last asparagus of
+the year into his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>"Some o' the best deals I ever made," he said, "was made on a Sunday.
+Hain't you never heard the sayin', 'The better the day, the better the
+deal'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," declared Mrs. Bixbee, "the' can't be no blessin' on money
+that's made in that way, an' you'd be better off without it."</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno," remarked her brother, "but Deakin Perkins might ask a
+blessin' on a hoss trade, but I never heard of it's bein' done, an' I
+don't know jest how the deakin 'd put it; it'd be two fer the deakin an'
+one fer the other feller, though, somehow, you c'n bet."</p>
+
+<p>"Humph!" she ejaculated. "I guess nobody ever did; an' I sh'd think you
+had money enough<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span> an' horses enough an' time enough to keep out o' that
+bus'nis on Sunday, anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, wa'al," said David, "mebbe I'll swear off before long, an'
+anyway the' wa'n't no blessin' needed on this trade, fer if you'll ask
+'Lizer he'll tell ye the' wa'n't none made. 'Lizer 's o' your way o'
+thinkin' on the subjict."</p>
+
+<p>"That's to his credit, anyway," she asserted.</p>
+
+<p>"Jes' so," observed her brother; "I've gen'ally noticed that folks who
+was of your way o' thinkin' never made no mistakes, an' 'Lizer 's a very
+consistent believer;" whereupon he laughed in a way to arouse both Mrs.
+Bixbee's curiosity and suspicion.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see anythin' in that to laugh at," she declared.</p>
+
+<p>"He, he, he, he!" chuckled David.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, you may 's well tell it one time 's another. That's the way,"
+she said, turning to John with a smile trembling on her lips, "'t he
+picks at me the hull time."</p>
+
+<p>"I've noticed it," said John. "It's shameful."</p>
+
+<p>"I do it hully fer her good," asserted David with a grin. "If it wa'n't
+fer me she'd git in time as narrer as them seven-day Babtists over to
+Peeble&mdash;they call 'em the 'narrer Babtists.' You've heard on 'em, hain't
+you, Polly?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said, without looking up from her plate, "I never heard on
+'em, an' I don't much believe you ever did neither."</p>
+
+<p>"What!" exclaimed David, "You lived here goin' on seventy year an' never
+heard on 'em?"</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum!" she cried, "I ain't within ten year&mdash;&mdash;"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Hold on," he protested, "don't throw that teacup. I didn't say you
+<i>was</i>, I only said you was <i>goin' on</i>&mdash;an' about them people over to
+Peeble, they've got the name of the 'narrer Babtists' because they're so
+narrer in their views that fourteen on 'em c'n sit, side an' side, in a
+buggy." This astonishing statement elicited a laugh even from Aunt
+Polly, but presently she said:</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I'm glad you found one man that would stan' you off on Sunday."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm," said her brother, "'Lizer 's jest your kind. I knew 't he'd
+hurt his foot, an' prob'ly couldn't go to meetin', an' sure enough, he
+was settin' on the stoop, an' I drove in an' pulled up in the lane
+alongside. We said good mornin' an' all that, an' I ast after the folks
+an' how his foot was gettin' 'long, an' so on, an' fin'ly I says, 'I see
+your boy drivin' a hoss the other day that looked a little&mdash;f'm the
+middle o' the road&mdash;as if he might match one I've got, an' I thought I'd
+drive up this mornin' an' see if we couldn't git up a dicker.' Wa'al, he
+give a kind of a hitch in his chair as if his foot hurt him, an' then he
+says, 'I guess I can't deal with ye to-day. I don't never do no bus'nis
+on Sunday,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'I've heard you was putty pertic'ler,' I says, 'but I'm putty busy jest
+about now, an' I thought that mebbe once in a way, an' seein' that you
+couldn't go to meetin' anyway, an' that I've come quite a ways an' don't
+know when I c'n see you agin, an' so on, that mebbe you'd think, under
+all the circumstances, the' wouldn't be no great harm in't&mdash;long 's I
+don't pay over no money, at cetery,' I says.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'No,' he says, shakin' his head in a sort o' mournful way, 'I'm glad to
+see ye, an' I'm sorry you've took all that trouble fer nuthin', but my
+conscience won't allow me,' he says, 'to do no bus'nis on Sunday.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't ask no man to go agin his conscience, but it
+wouldn't be no very glarin' transgression on your part, would it, if I
+was to go up to the barn all alone by myself an' look at the hoss?' I
+c'd see," continued Mr. Harum, "that his face kind o' brightened up at
+that, but he took his time to answer. 'Wa'al,' he says fin'ly, 'I don't
+want to lay down no law fer <i>you</i>, an' if <i>you</i> don't see no harm in't,
+I guess the' ain't nuthin' to prevent ye.' So I got down an' started fer
+the barn, an'&mdash;he, he, he!&mdash;when I'd got about a rod he hollered after
+me, 'He's in the end stall,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," the narrator proceeded, "I looked the critter over an' made up
+my mind about what he was wuth to me, an' went back an' got in, an'
+drove into the yard, an' turned 'round, an' drew up agin 'longside the
+stoop. 'Lizer looked up at me in an askin' kind of a way, but he didn't
+say anythin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'I s'pose,' I says, 'that you wouldn't want me to say anythin' more to
+ye, an' I may 's well jog along back.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I can't very well help hearin' ye, kin I, if you got
+anythin' to say?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the hoss ain't exac'ly what I expected to find, nor
+jest what I'm lookin' fer; but I don't say I wouldn't 'a' made a deal
+with ye if the price had ben right, an' it hadn't ben Sunday.' I
+reckon," said David with a wink at John, "that that there foot o' his'n
+must 'a'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> give him an extry twinge the way he wriggled in his chair; but
+I couldn't break his lockjaw yit. So I gathered up the lines an' took
+out the whip, an' made all the motions to go, an' then I kind o' stopped
+an' says, 'I don't want you to go agin your princ'ples nor the law an'
+gosp'l on my account, but the' can't be no harm in s'posin' a case, can
+the'?' No, he allowed that s'posin' wa'n't jest the same as doin'.
+'Wa'al,' says I, 'now s'posin' I'd come up here yestidy as I have
+to-day, an' looked your hoss over, an' said to you, "What price do you
+put on him?" what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he said, 'puttin' it that way, I s'pose I'd 'a' said
+one-seventy.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' I says, 'an' then agin, if I'd said that he wa'n't wuth that
+money to me, not bein' jest what I wanted&mdash;an' so he ain't&mdash;but that I'd
+give one-forty, <i>cash</i>, what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, givin' a hitch, 'of course I don't know jest what I
+would have said, but I <i>guess</i>,' he says, ''t I'd 'a' said if you'll
+make it one-fifty you c'n have the hoss.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, now,' I says, 's'posin' I was to send Dick Larrabee up here in
+the mornin' with the money, what do you s'pose you'd do?'</p>
+
+<p>"'I <i>s'pose</i> I'd let him go,' says 'Lizer.</p>
+
+<p>"'All right,' I says, an' off I put. That conscience o' 'Lizer's,"
+remarked Mr. Harum in conclusion, "is wuth its weight in gold, <i>jest
+about</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"David Harum," declared Aunt Polly, "you'd ort to be 'shamed o'
+yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with an air of meekness,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span> "if I've done anythin' I'm
+sorry for, I'm willin' to be forgi'n. Now, s'posin'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I've heard enough 'bout s'posin' fer one day," said Mrs. Bixbee
+decisively, "unless it's s'posin' you finish your dinner so's't Sairy
+c'n git through her work sometime."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXV" id="CHAPTER_XXXV"></a>CHAPTER XXXV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>After dinner John went to his room and David and his sister seated
+themselves on the "verandy." Mr. Harum lighted a cigar and enjoyed his
+tobacco for a time in silence, while Mrs. Bixbee perused, with rather
+perfunctory diligence, the columns of her weekly church paper.</p>
+
+<p>"I seen a sight fer sore eyes this mornin'," quoth David presently.</p>
+
+<p>"What was that?" asked Aunt Polly, looking up over her glasses.</p>
+
+<p>"Claricy Verjoos fer one part on't," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"The Verjooses hev come, hev they? Wa'al, that's good. I hope she'll
+come up an' see me."</p>
+
+<p>David nodded. "An' the other part on't was," he said, "she an' that
+young feller of our'n was walkin' together, an' a putty slick pair they
+made too."</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't she purty?" said Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"They don't make 'em no puttier," affirmed David; "an' they was a nice
+pair. I couldn't help thinkin'," he remarked, "what a nice hitch up
+they'd make."</p>
+
+<p>"Guess the' ain't much chance o' that," she observed.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I guess not either," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"He hain't got anythin' to speak of, I s'pose,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span> an' though I reckon
+she'll hev prop'ty some day, all that set o' folks seems to marry money,
+an' some one's alwus dyin' an' leavin' some on 'em some more. The' ain't
+nothin' truer in the Bible," declared Mrs. Bixbee with conviction, "'n
+that sayin' thet them that has gits."</p>
+
+<p>"That's seemin'ly about the way it runs in gen'ral," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"It don't seem right," said Mrs. Bixbee, with her eyes on her brother's
+face. "Now there was all that money one o' Mis' Elbert Swayne's
+relations left her last year, an' Lucy Scramm, that's poorer 'n
+poverty's back kitchin, an' the same relation to him that Mis' Swayne
+was, only got a thousan' dollars, an' the Swaynes rich already. Not but
+what the thousan' was a godsend to the Scramms, but he might jest as
+well 'a' left 'em comf'tibly off as not, 'stid of pilin' more onto the
+Swaynes that didn't need it."</p>
+
+<p>"Does seem kind o' tough," David observed, leaning forward to drop his
+cigar ash clear of the veranda floor, "but that's the way things goes,
+an' I've often had to notice that a man'll sometimes do the foolishist
+thing or the meanest thing in his hull life after he's dead."</p>
+
+<p>"You never told me," said Mrs. Bixbee, after a minute or two, in which
+she appeared to be following up a train of reflection, "much of anythin'
+about John's matters. Hain't he ever told you anythin' more 'n what
+you've told me? or don't ye want me to know? Didn't his father leave
+anythin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"The' was a little money," replied her brother, blowing out a cloud of
+smoke, "an' a lot of unlikely chances, but nothin' to live on."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"An' the' wa'n't nothin' for 't but he had to come up here?" she
+queried.</p>
+
+<p>"He'd 'a' had to work on a salary somewhere, I reckon," was the reply.
+"The' was one thing," added David thoughtfully after a moment, "that'll
+mebbe come to somethin' some time, but it may be a good while fust, an'
+don't you ever let on to him nor nobody else 't I ever said anythin'
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"I won't open my head to a livin' soul," she declared. "What was it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I don't know 's I ever told ye," he said, "but a good many years
+ago I took some little hand in the oil bus'nis, but though I didn't git
+in as deep as I wish now 't I had, I've alwus kept up a kind of int'rist
+in what goes on in that line."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I guess you never told me," she said. "Where you goin'?" as he got
+out of his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Goin' to git my cap," he answered. "Dum the dum things! I don't believe
+the's a fly in Freeland County that hain't danced the wild kachuky on my
+head sence we set here. Be I much specked?" he asked, as he bent his
+bald poll for her inspection.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, go 'long!" she cried, as she gave him a laughing push.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mongst other-things," he resumed, when he had returned to his chair
+and relighted his cigar, "the' was a piece of about ten or twelve
+hunderd acres of land down in Pennsylvany havin' some coal on it, he
+told me he understood, but all the timber, ten inch an' over, 'd ben
+sold off. He told me that his father's head clerk told him that the old
+gentleman had tried fer a long time to dispose of it; but it called fer
+too much to de<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>velop it, I guess; 't any rate he couldn't, an' John's
+got it to pay taxes on."</p>
+
+<p>"I shouldn't think it was wuth anythin' to him but jest a bill of
+expense," observed Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"Tain't now," said David, "an' mebbe won't be fer a good while; still,
+it's wuth somethin', an' I advised him to hold onto it on gen'ral
+princ'ples. I don't know the pertic'ler prop'ty, of course," he
+continued, "but I do know somethin' of that section of country, fer I
+done a little prospectin' 'round there myself once on a time. But it
+wa'n't in the oil territory them days, or wa'n't known to be, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"But it's eatin' itself up with taxes, ain't it?" objected Mrs. Bixbee.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he replied, "it's free an' clear, an' the taxes ain't so very
+much&mdash;though they do stick it to an outside owner down there&mdash;an' the
+p'int is here: I've alwus thought they didn't drill deep enough in that
+section. The' was some little traces of oil the time I told ye of, an'
+I've heard lately that the's some talk of a move to test the territory
+agin, an', if anythin' was to be found, the young feller's prop'ty might
+be wuth somethin', but," he added, "of course the' ain't no tellin'."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXVI" id="CHAPTER_XXXVI"></a>CHAPTER XXXVI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>"Well," said Miss Verjoos, when her sister overtook her, Mr. Euston
+having stopped at his own gate, "you and your latest discovery seemed to
+be getting on pretty well from the occasional sounds which came to my
+ears. What is he like?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's charming," declared Miss Clara.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed," remarked her sister, lifting her eyebrows. "You seem to have
+come to a pretty broad conclusion in a very short period of time.
+'Charming' doesn't leave very much to be added on longer acquaintance,
+does it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes it does," said Miss Clara, laughing. "There are all degrees:
+Charming, very charming, most charming, and <i>perfectly</i> charming."</p>
+
+<p>"To be sure," replied the other. "And there is the descending scale:
+Perfectly charming, most charming, very charming, charming, very
+pleasant, quite nice, and, oh, yes, well enough. Of course you have
+asked him to call."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I have," said Miss Clara.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think that mamma&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't," declared the girl with decision. "I know from what Mr.
+Euston said, and I know from the little talk I had with him this
+morning, from his manner and&mdash;<i>je ne sais quoi</i>&mdash;that he will be a
+welcome addition to a set of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span> people in which every single one knows
+just what every other one will say on any given subject and on any
+occasion. You know how it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the elder sister, smiling and half shutting her eyes with a
+musing look, "I think myself that we all know each other a little too
+well to make our affairs very exciting. Let us hope the new man will be
+all you anticipate, and," she added with a little laugh, and a side
+glance at her sister, "that there will be enough of him to go 'round."</p>
+
+<p>It hardly needs to be said that the aristocracy of Homeville and all the
+summer visitors and residents devoted their time to getting as much
+pleasure and amusement out of their life as was to be afforded by the
+opportunities at hand: Boating, tennis, riding, driving; an occasional
+picnic, by invitation, at one or the other of two very pretty
+waterfalls, far enough away to make the drive there and back a feature;
+as much dancing in an informal way as could be managed by the younger
+people; and a certain amount of flirtation, of course (but of a very
+harmless sort), to supply zest to all the rest. But it is not intended
+to give a minute account of the life, nor to describe in detail all the
+pursuits and festivities which prevailed during the season. Enough to
+say that our friend soon had opportunity to partake in them as much and
+often as was compatible with his duties. His first call at Lakelawn
+happened to be on an evening when the ladies were not at home, and it is
+quite certain that upon this, the occasion of his first essay of the
+sort, he experienced a strong feeling of relief to be able to leave
+cards instead of meeting a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span> number of strange people, as he had thought
+would be likely.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, some days later, Peleg Hopkins came in with a grin and
+said, "The's some folks eout in front wants you to come eout an' see
+'em."</p>
+
+<p>"Who are they?" asked John, who for the moment was in the back room and
+had not seen the carriage drive up.</p>
+
+<p>"The two Verjoos gals," said Peleg with another distortion of his
+freckled countenance. "One on 'em hailed me as I was comin' in and ast
+me to ast you to come eout." John laughed a little as he wondered what
+their feeling would be were they aware that they were denominated as the
+"Verjoos gals" by people of Peleg's standing in the community.</p>
+
+<p>"We were so sorry to miss your visit the other evening," said Miss
+Clara, after the usual salutations.</p>
+
+<p>John said something about the loss having been his own, and after a few
+remarks of no special moment the young woman proceeded to set forth her
+errand.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know the Bensons from Syrchester?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>John replied that he knew who they were but had not the pleasure of
+their acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Miss Clara, "they are extremely nice people, and Mrs.
+Benson is very musical; in fact, Mr. Benson does something in that line
+himself. They have with them for a few days a violinist, Fairman I think
+his name is, from Boston, and a pianist&mdash;what was it, Juliet?"</p>
+
+<p>"Schlitz, I think," said Miss Verjoos.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, that is it, and they are coming to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span> the house to-night, and we
+are going to have some music in an informal sort of way. We shall be
+glad to have you come if you can."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be delighted," said John sincerely. "At what time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Any time you like," she said; "but the Bensons will probably get there
+about half-past eight or nine o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much, and I shall be delighted," he repeated.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Clara looked at him for a moment with a hesitating air.</p>
+
+<p>"There is another thing," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, "I may as well tell you that you will surely be
+asked to sing. Quite a good many people who have heard you in the
+quartette in church are anxious to hear you sing alone, Mrs. Benson
+among them."</p>
+
+<p>John's face fell a little.</p>
+
+<p>"You do sing other than church music, do you not?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he admitted, "I know some other music."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think it would be a bore to you."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, who indeed saw no way out of it; "I will bring some
+music, with pleasure, if you wish."</p>
+
+<p>"That's very nice of you," said Miss Clara, "and you will give us all a
+great deal of pleasure."</p>
+
+<p>He looked at her with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"That will depend," he said, and after a moment, "Who will play for me?"</p>
+
+<p>"I had not thought of that," was the reply.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span> "I think I rather took it
+for granted that you could play for yourself. Can't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"After a fashion, and simple things," he said, "but on an occasion I
+would rather not attempt it."</p>
+
+<p>The girl looked at her sister in some perplexity.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think," suggested Miss Verjoos, speaking for the second time,
+"that Mr. or Herr Schlitz would play your accompaniments, particularly
+if Mrs. Benson were to ask him, and if he can play for the violin I
+should fancy he can for the voice."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," said John, "we will let it go at that." As he spoke David
+came round the corner of the bank and up to the carriage.</p>
+
+<p>"How d'y' do, Miss Verjoos? How air ye, Miss Claricy?" he asked, taking
+off his straw hat and mopping his face and head with his handkerchief.
+"Guess we're goin' to lose our sleighin', ain't we?"</p>
+
+<p>"It seems to be going pretty fast," replied Miss Clara, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm," he remarked, "we sh'll be scrapin' bare ground putty soon now
+if this weather holds on. How's the old hoss now you got him agin?" he
+asked. "Seem to 've wintered putty well? Putty chipper, is he?"</p>
+
+<p>"Better than ever," she affirmed. "He seems to grow younger every year."</p>
+
+<p>"Come, now," said David, "that ain't a-goin' to do. I cal'lated to sell
+ye another hoss <i>this</i> summer anyway. Ben dependin' on't in fact, to pay
+a dividend. The bankin' bus'nis has been so neglected since this feller
+come that it don't amount to much any more," and he laid his hand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span> on
+John's shoulder, who colored a little as he caught a look of demure
+amusement in the somber eyes of the elder sister.</p>
+
+<p>"After that," he said, "I think I had better get back to my neglected
+duties," and he bowed his adieus.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," said Miss Clara to David, "you must get your dividend out of
+some one else this summer."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said he, "I see I made a mistake takin' such good care on him.
+Guess I'll have to turn him over to Dug Robinson to winter next year.
+Ben havin' a little visit with John?" he asked. Miss Clara colored a
+little, with something of the same look which John had seen in her
+sister's face.</p>
+
+<p>"We are going to have some music at the house to-night, and Mr. Lenox
+has kindly promised to sing for us," she replied.</p>
+
+<p>"He has, has he?" said David, full of interest. "Wa'al, he's the feller
+c'n do it if anybody can. We have singin' an' music up t' the house
+ev'ry Sunday night&mdash;me an' Polly an' him&mdash;an' it's fine. Yes, ma'am, I
+don't know much about music myself, but I c'n beat time, an' he's got a
+stack o' music more'n a mile high, an' one o' the songs he sings 'll
+jest make the windows rattle. That's my fav'rit," averred Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember the name of it?" asked Miss Clara.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he said; "John told me, an' I guess I'd know it if I heard it; but
+it's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n an' not feelin' exac'ly
+right&mdash;kind o' tired an' out o' sorts an' not knowin' jest where he was
+drivin' at&mdash;jest joggin' 'long with a loose rein fer quite a piece, an'
+so on; an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span> then, by an' by, strikin' right into his gait an' goin' on
+stronger 'n stronger, an' fin'ly finishin' up with an A&mdash;men that
+carries him quarter way round the track 'fore he c'n pull up. That's my
+fav'rit," Mr. Harum repeated, "'cept when him an' Polly sings together,
+an' if that ain't a show&mdash;pertic'lerly Polly&mdash;I don't want a cent. No,
+ma'am, when him an' Polly gits good an' goin' you can't see 'em fer
+dust."</p>
+
+<p>"I should like to hear them," said Miss Clara, laughing, "and I should
+particularly like to hear your favorite, the one which ends with the
+Amen&mdash;the very <i>large</i> A&mdash;men."</p>
+
+<p>"Seventeen hands," declared Mr. Harum. "Must you be goin'? Wa'al, glad
+to have seen ye. Polly's hopin' you'll come an' see her putty soon."</p>
+
+<p>"I will," she promised. "Give her my love, and tell her so, please."</p>
+
+<p>They drove away and David sauntered in, went behind the desks, and
+perched himself up on a stool near the teller's counter as he often did
+when in the office, and John was not particularly engaged.</p>
+
+<p>"Got you roped in, have they?" he said, using his hat as a fan. "Scat my
+----! but ain't this a ring-tail squealer?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is very hot," responded John.</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Claricy says you're goin' to sing fer 'em up to their house
+to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, with a slight shrug of the shoulders, as he pinned a
+paper strap around a pile of bills and began to count out another.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't feel very fierce for it, I guess, do ye?" said David, looking
+shrewdly at him.</p>
+
+<p>"Not very," said John, with a short laugh.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Feel a little skittish 'bout it, eh?" suggested Mr. Harum. "Don't see
+why ye should&mdash;anybody that c'n put up a tune the way you kin."</p>
+
+<p>"It's rather different," observed the younger man, "singing for you and
+Mrs. Bixbee and standing up before a lot of strange people."</p>
+
+<p>"H-m, h-m," said David with a nod; "diff'rence 'tween joggin' along on
+the road an' drivin' a fust heat on the track; in one case the' ain't
+nothin' up, an' ye don't care whether you git there a little more
+previously or a little less; an' in the other the's the crowd, an' the
+judges, an' the stake, an' your record, an' mebbe the pool box into the
+barg'in, that's all got to be considered. Feller don't mind it so much
+after he gits fairly off, but thinkin' on't beforehand 's fidgity
+bus'nis."</p>
+
+<p>"You have illustrated it exactly," said John, laughing, and much amused
+at David's very characteristic, as well as accurate, illustration.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"My!" exclaimed Aunt Polly, when John came into the sitting room after
+dinner dressed to go out. "My, don't he look nice? I never see you in
+them clo'es. Come here a minute," and she picked a thread off his sleeve
+and took the opportunity to turn him round for the purpose of giving him
+a thorough inspection.</p>
+
+<p>"That wa'n't what you said when you see me in <i>my</i> gold-plated harniss,"
+remarked David, with a grin. "You didn't say nothin' putty to me."</p>
+
+<p>"Humph! I guess the's some diff'rence," observed Mrs. Bixbee with scorn,
+and her brother laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"How was you cal'latin' to git there?" he asked, looking at our friend's
+evening shoes.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I thought at first I would walk," was the reply, "but I rather think I
+will stop at Robinson's and get him to send me over."</p>
+
+<p>"I guess you won't do nothin' o' the sort," declared David. "Tom's all
+hitched to take you over, an' when you're ready jest ring the bell."</p>
+
+<p>"You're awfully kind," said John gratefully, "but I don't know when I
+shall be coming home."</p>
+
+<p>"Come back when you git a good ready," said Mr. Harum. "If you keep him
+an' the hoss waitin' a spell, I guess they won't take cold this
+weather."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXVII" id="CHAPTER_XXXVII"></a>CHAPTER XXXVII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The Verjoos house, of old red brick, stands about a hundred feet back
+from the north side of the Lake Road, on the south shore of the lake.
+Since its original construction a <i>porte coch&egrave;re</i> has been built upon
+the front. A very broad hall, from which rises the stairway with a
+double turn and landing, divides the main body of the house through the
+middle. On the left, as one enters, is the great drawing room; on the
+right a parlor opening into a library; and beyond, the dining room,
+which looks out over the lake. The hall opens in the rear upon a broad,
+covered veranda, facing the lake, with a flight of steps to a lawn which
+slopes down to the lake shore, a distance of some hundred and fifty
+yards.</p>
+
+<p>John had to pass through a little flock of young people who stood near
+and about the entrance to the drawing room, and having given his package
+of music to the maid in waiting, with a request that it be put upon the
+piano, he mounted the stairs to deposit his hat and coat, and then went
+down.</p>
+
+<p>In the south end of the drawing room were some twenty people sitting and
+standing about, most of them the elders of the families who constituted
+society in Homeville, many of whom John had met, and nearly all of whom
+he knew<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span> by sight and name. On the edge of the group, and halfway down
+the room, were Mrs. Verjoos and her younger daughter, who gave him a
+cordial greeting; and the elder lady was kind enough to repeat her
+daughter's morning assurances of regret that they were out on the
+occasion of his call.</p>
+
+<p>"I trust you have been as good as your word," said Miss Clara, "and
+brought some music."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it is on the piano," he replied, looking across the room to where
+the instrument stood.</p>
+
+<p>The girl laughed. "I wish," she said, "you could have heard what Mr.
+Harum said this morning about your singing, particularly his description
+of The Lost Chord, and I wish that I could repeat it just as he gave
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"It's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n," came a voice from
+behind John's shoulder, so like David's as fairly to startle him, "an'
+not feelin' exac'ly right&mdash;kind o' tired an' out o' sorts, an' not
+knowin' jest where he was drivin' at&mdash;jest joggin' along with a loose
+rein fer quite a piece, an' so on; an' then, by an' by, strikin' right
+into his gait an' goin' on stronger an' stronger, an' fin'ly finishin'
+up with an A&mdash;men that carries him quarter way 'round the track 'fore he
+c'n pull up." They all laughed except Miss Verjoos, whose gravity was
+unbroken, save that behind the dusky windows of her eyes, as she looked
+at John, there was for an instant a gleam of mischievous drollery.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, Mr. Lenox," she said. "I am very glad to see you," and
+hardly waiting for his response, she turned and walked away.</p>
+
+<p>"That is Juliet all over," said her sister.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span> "You would not think to see
+her ordinarily that she was given to that sort of thing, but once in a
+while, when she feels like it&mdash;well&mdash;pranks! She is the funniest
+creature that ever lived, I believe, and can mimic and imitate any
+mortal creature. She sat in the carriage this morning, and one might
+have fancied from her expression that she hardly heard a word, but I
+haven't a doubt that she could repeat every syllable that was uttered.
+Oh, here come the Bensons and their musicians."</p>
+
+<p>John stepped back a pace or two toward the end of the room, but was
+presently recalled and presented to the newcomers. After a little talk
+the Bensons settled themselves in the corner at the lower end of the
+room, where seats were placed for the two musicians, and our friend took
+a seat near where he had been standing. The violinist adjusted his
+folding music rest. Miss Clara stepped over to the entrance door and put
+up her finger at the young people in the hall. "After the music begins,"
+she said, with a shake of the head, "if I hear one sound of giggling or
+chattering, I will send every one of you young heathen home. Remember
+now! This isn't your party at all."</p>
+
+<p>"But, Clara, dear," said Sue Tenaker (aged fifteen), "if we are very
+good and quiet do you think they would play for us to dance a little by
+and by?"</p>
+
+<p>"Impudence!" exclaimed Miss Clara, giving the girl's cheek a playful
+slap and going back to her place. Miss Verjoos came in and took a chair
+by her sister. Mrs. Benson leaned forward and raised her eyebrows at
+Miss Clara, who took a quick survey of the room and nodded in return.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>
+Herr Schlitz seated himself on the piano chair, pushed it a little back,
+drew it a little forward to the original place, looked under the piano
+at the pedals, took out his handkerchief and wiped his face and hands,
+and after arpeggioing up and down the key-board, swung into a waltz of
+Chopin's (Opus 34, Number 1), a favorite of our friend's, and which he
+would have thoroughly enjoyed&mdash;for it was splendidly played&mdash;if he had
+not been uneasily apprehensive that he might be asked to sing after it.
+And while on some accounts he would have been glad of the opportunity to
+"have it over," he felt a cowardly sense of relief when the violinist
+came forward for the next number. There had been enthusiastic applause
+at the north end of the room, and more or less clapping of hands at the
+south end, but not enough to impel the pianist to supplement his
+performance at the time. The violin number was so well received that Mr.
+Fairman added a little minuet of Boccherini's without accompaniment, and
+then John felt that his time had surely come. But he had to sit, drawing
+long breaths, through a Liszt fantasie on themes from Faust before his
+suspense was ended by Miss Clara, who was apparently mistress of
+ceremonies and who said to him, "Will you sing now, Mr. Lenox?"</p>
+
+<p>He rose and went to the end of the room where the pianist was sitting.
+"I have been asked to sing," he said to that gentleman. "Can I induce
+you to be so kind as to play for me?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am sure he will," said Mrs. Benson, looking at Herr Schlitz.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I blay for you if you vant," he said. "Vhere is your moosic?"
+They went over<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span> to the piano. "Oh, ho! Jensen, Lassen, Helmund,
+Grieg&mdash;you zing dem?"</p>
+
+<p>"Some of them," said John. The pianist opened the Jensen album.</p>
+
+<p>"You want to zing one of dese?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"As well as anything," replied John, who had changed his mind a dozen
+times in the last ten minutes and was ready to accept any suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>"Ver' goot," said the other. "Ve dry dis: Lehn deine wang' an meine
+Wang'." His face brightened as John began to sing the German words. In a
+measure or two the singer and player were in perfect accord, and as the
+former found his voice the ends of his fingers grew warm again. At the
+end of the song the applause was distributed about as after the Chopin
+waltz.</p>
+
+<p>"Sehr sch&ouml;n!" exclaimed Herr Schlitz, looking up and nodding; "you must
+zing zome more," and he played the first bars of Marie, am Fenster
+sitzest du, humming the words under his breath, and quite oblivious of
+any one but himself and the singer.</p>
+
+<p>"Zierlich," he said when the song was done, reaching for the collection
+of Lassen. "Mit deinen blauen Augen," he hummed, keeping time with his
+hands, but at this point Miss Clara came across the room, followed by
+her sister.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Tenaker," she said, laughing, "asked me to ask you, Mr. Lenox, if
+you wouldn't please sing something they could understand."</p>
+
+<p>"I have a song I should like to hear you sing," said Miss Verjoos.
+"There is an obligato for violin and we have a violinist here. It is a
+beautiful song&mdash;Tosti's Beauty's Eyes. Do you know it?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Will you sing it for me?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"With the greatest pleasure," he answered.</p>
+
+<p>Once, as he sang the lines of the song, he looked up. Miss Verjoos was
+sitting with her elbows on the arm of her chair, her cheek resting upon
+her clasped hands and her dusky eyes were fastened upon his face. As the
+song concluded she rose and walked away. Mrs. Tenaker came over to the
+piano and put out her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you so much for your singing, Mr. Lenox," she said. "Would you
+like to do an old woman a favor?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very much so," said John, smiling and looking first at Mrs. Tenaker and
+then about the room, "but there are no old women here as far as I can
+see."</p>
+
+<p>"Very pretty, sir, very pretty," she said, looking very graciously at
+him. "Will you sing Annie Laurie for me?"</p>
+
+<p>"With all my heart," he said, bowing. He looked at Herr Schlitz, who
+shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me play it for you," said Mrs. Benson, coming over to the piano.</p>
+
+<p>"Where do you want it?" she asked, modulating softly from one key to
+another.</p>
+
+<p>"I think D flat will be about right," he replied. "Kindly play a little
+bit of it."</p>
+
+<p>The sound of the symphony brought most of even the young people into the
+drawing room. At the end of the first verse there was a subdued rustle
+of applause, a little more after the second, and at the end of the song
+so much of a burst of approval as could be produced by the audience.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span>
+Mrs. Benson looked up into John's face and smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"We appear to have scored the success of the evening," she said with a
+touch of sarcasm. Miss Clara joined them.</p>
+
+<p>"What a dear old song that is!" she said. "Did you see Aunt Charlie
+(Mrs. Tenaker) wiping her eyes?&mdash;and that lovely thing of Tosti's! We
+are ever so much obliged to you, Mr. Lenox."</p>
+
+<p>John bowed his acknowledgments.</p>
+
+<p>"Will you take Mrs. Benson out to supper? There is a special table for
+you musical people at the east end of the veranda."</p>
+
+<p>"Is this merely a segregation or a distinction?" said John as they sat
+down.</p>
+
+<p>"We shall have to wait developments to decide that point, I should say,"
+replied Mrs. Benson. "I suppose that fifth place was put on the off
+chance that Mr. Benson might be of our party, but," she said, with a
+short laugh, "he is probably nine fathoms deep in a flirtation with Sue
+Tenaker. He shares Artemas Ward's tastes, who said, you may remember,
+that he liked little girls&mdash;big ones too."</p>
+
+<p>A maid appeared with a tray of eatables, and presently another with a
+tray on which were glasses and a bottle of Pommery <i>sec</i>. "Miss Clara's
+compliments," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think now?" asked Mrs. Benson, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Distinctly a distinction, I should say," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Das ist nicht so schlecht," grunted Herr Schlitz as he put half a
+<i>p&acirc;t&eacute;</i> into his mouth, "bot I vould brefer beer."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"The music has been a great treat to me," remarked John. "I have heard
+nothing of the sort for two years."</p>
+
+<p>"You have quite contributed your share of the entertainment," said Mrs.
+Benson.</p>
+
+<p>"You and I together," he responded, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"You have got a be-oodifool woice," said Herr Schlitz, speaking with a
+mouthful of salad, "und you zing ligh a moosician, und you bronounce
+your vorts very goot."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said John.</p>
+
+<p>After supper there was more singing in the drawing room, but it was not
+of a very classical order. Something short and taking for violin and
+piano was followed by an announcement from Herr Schlitz.</p>
+
+<p>"I zing you a zong," he said. The worthy man "breferred beer," but had,
+perhaps, found the wine quicker in effect, and in a tremendous bass
+voice he roared out, Im tiefen Keller sitz' ich hier, auf einem Fass
+voll Reben, which, if not wholly understood by the audience, had some of
+its purport conveyed by the threefold repetition of "trinke" at the end
+of each verse. Then a deputation waited upon John, to ask in behalf of
+the girls and boys if he knew and could sing Solomon Levi.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, sitting down at the piano, "if you'll all sing with me,"
+and it came to pass that that classic, followed by Bring Back my Bonnie
+to Me, Paddy Duffy's Cart, There's Music in the Air, and sundry other
+ditties dear to all hearts, was given by "the full strength of the
+company" with such enthusiasm that even Mr. Fairman was moved to join in
+with his violin; and when the Soldier's Farewell was given, Herr Schlitz
+would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span> have sung the windows out of their frames had they not been open.
+Altogether, the evening's programme was brought to an end with a grand
+climax.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much," said John as he said good night to Mrs. Verjoos.
+"I don't know when I have enjoyed an evening so much."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank <i>you</i> very much," she returned graciously. "You have given us all
+a great deal of pleasure."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Miss Verjoos, giving her hand with a mischievous gleam in
+her half-shut eyes, "I was enchanted with Solomon Levi."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXVIII" id="CHAPTER_XXXVIII"></a>CHAPTER XXXVIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>David and John had been driving for some time in silence. The elder man
+was apparently musing upon something which had been suggested to his
+mind. The horses slackened their gait to a walk as they began the ascent
+of a long hill. Presently the silence was broken by a sound which caused
+John to turn his head with a look of surprised amusement&mdash;Mr. Harum was
+singing. The tune, if it could be so called, was scaleless, and these
+were the words:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"<i>Mon</i>day <i>mor</i>nin' I <i>mar</i>ried me a <i>wife</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><i>Think</i>in' to <i>lead</i> a <i>more</i> contented <i>life</i>;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><i>Fid</i>dlin' an' <i>danc</i>in' <i>the</i>' was <i>played</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To <i>see</i> how un<i>happy</i> poor <i>I</i> was <i>made</i>.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"<i>Tues</i>day <i>morn</i>in', <i>'bout</i> break o' <i>day</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><i>While</i> my <i>head</i> on the <i>pil</i>ler did <i>lay</i>,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">She <i>tuned</i> up her <i>clack</i>, an' <i>scold</i>ed <i>more</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><i>Than</i> I <i>ever</i> heard be<i>fore</i>."</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>"Never heard me sing before, did ye?" he said, looking with a grin at
+his companion, who laughed and said that he had never had that pleasure.
+"Wa'al, that's all 't I remember on't," said David, "an' I dunno 's I've
+thought about it in thirty year. The' was a number o' verses which
+carried 'em through the rest o' the week, an' ended up in a case of
+'sault an' battery, I rec'lect,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span> but I don't remember jest how.
+Somethin' we ben sayin' put the thing into my head, I guess."</p>
+
+<p>"I should like to hear the rest of it," said John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>David made no reply to this, and seemed to be turning something over in
+his mind. At last he said:</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe Polly's told ye that I'm a wid'wer."</p>
+
+<p>John admitted that Mrs. Bixbee had said as much as that.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David, "I'm a wid'wer of long standin'."</p>
+
+<p>No appropriate comment suggesting itself to his listener, none was made.</p>
+
+<p>"I hain't never cared to say much about it to Polly," he remarked,
+"though fer that matter Jim Bixbee, f'm all accounts, was about as poor
+a shack as ever was turned out, I guess, an'&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>John took advantage of the slight hesitation to interpose against what
+he apprehended might be a lengthy digression on the subject of the
+deceased Bixbee by saying:</p>
+
+<p>"You were quite a young fellow when you were married, I infer."</p>
+
+<p>"Two or three years younger 'n you be, I guess," said David, looking at
+him, "an' a putty green colt too in some ways," he added, handing over
+the reins and whip while he got out his silver tobacco box and helped
+himself to a liberal portion of its contents. It was plain that he was
+in the mood for personal reminiscences.</p>
+
+<p>"As I look back on't now," he began, "it kind o' seems as if it must 'a'
+ben some other feller, an' yet I remember it all putty dum'd well
+too&mdash;all but one thing, an' that the biggist part on't, an' that is how
+I ever come to git married<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span> at all. She was a widdo' at the time, an'
+kep' the boardin' house where I was livin'. It was up to Syrchester. I
+was better lookin' them days 'n I be now&mdash;had more hair at any
+rate&mdash;though," he remarked with a grin, "I was alwus a better goer than
+I was a looker. I was doin' fairly well," he continued, "but mebbe not
+so well as was thought by some.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, she was a good-lookin' woman, some older 'n I was. She seemed to
+take some shine to me. I'd roughed it putty much alwus, an' she was
+putty clever to me. She was a good talker, liked a joke an' a laugh, an'
+had some education, an' it come about that I got to beauin' her 'round
+quite a consid'able, and used to go an' set in her room or the parlor
+with her sometimes evenin's an' all that, an' I wouldn't deny that I
+liked it putty well."</p>
+
+<p>It was some minutes before Mr. Harum resumed his narrative. The reins
+were sagging over the dashboard, held loosely between the first two
+fingers and thumb of his left hand, while with his right he had been
+making abstracted cuts at the thistles and other eligible marks along
+the roadside.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he said at last, "we was married, an' our wheels tracked putty
+well fer quite a consid'able spell. I got to thinkin' more of her all
+the time, an' she me, seemin'ly. We took a few days off together two
+three times that summer, to Niag'ry, an' Saratogy, an' 'round, an' had
+real good times. I got to thinkin' that the state of matrimony was a
+putty good institution. When it come along fall, I was doin' well enough
+so 't she could give up bus'nis, an' I hired a house an' we set up
+housekeepin'. It was really more on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span> my account than her'n, fer I got to
+kind o' feelin' that when the meat was tough or the pie wa'n't done on
+the bottom that I was 'sociated with it, an' gen'ally I wanted a place
+of my own. But," he added, "I guess it was a mistake, fur 's she was
+concerned."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?" said John, feeling that some show of interest was incumbent.</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon," said David, "'t she kind o' missed the comp'ny an' the talk
+at table, an' the goin's on gen'ally, an' mebbe the work of runnin' the
+place&mdash;she was a great worker&mdash;an' it got to be some diff'rent, I
+s'pose, after a spell, settin' down to three meals a day with jest only
+me 'stid of a tableful, to say nothin' of the evenin's. I was glad
+enough to have a place of my own, but at the same time I hadn't ben used
+to settin' 'round with nothin' pertic'ler to do or say, with somebody
+else that hadn't neither, an' I wa'n't then nor ain't now, fer that
+matter, any great hand fer readin'. Then, too, we'd moved into a
+diff'rent part o' the town where my wife wa'n't acquainted. Wa'al,
+anyway, fust things begun to drag some&mdash;she begun to have spells of not
+speakin', an' then she begun to git notions about me. Once in a while
+I'd have to go down town on some bus'nis in the evenin'. She didn't seem
+to mind it at fust, but bom-by she got it into her head that the' wa'n't
+so much bus'nis goin' on as I made out, an' though along that time she'd
+set sometimes mebbe the hull evenin' without sayin' anythin' more 'n yes
+or no, an' putty often not that, yet if I went out there'd be a
+flare-up; an' as things went on the'd be spells fer a fortni't together
+when I couldn't any time of day git a word out of her hardly, unless it
+was to go fer<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span> me 'bout somethin' that mebbe I'd done an' mebbe I
+hadn't&mdash;it didn't make no diff'rence. An' when them spells was on, what
+she didn't take out o' me she did out o' the house&mdash;diggin' an'
+scrubbin', takin' up carpits, layin' down carpits, shiftin' the
+furniture, eatin' one day in the kitchin an' another in the settin'
+room, an' sleepin' most anywhere. She wa'n't real well after a while,
+an' the wuss she seemed to feel, the fiercer she was fer scrubbin' an'
+diggin' an' upsettin' things in gen'ral, an' bom-by she got so she
+couldn't keep a hired girl in the house more 'n a day or two at a time.
+She either wouldn't have 'em, or they wouldn't stay, an' more 'n half
+the time we was without one. This can't int'rist you much, can it?" said
+Mr. Harum, turning to his companion.</p>
+
+<p>"On the contrary," replied John, "it interests me very much. I was
+thinking," he added, "that probably the state of your wife's health had
+a good deal to do with her actions and views of things, but it must have
+been pretty hard on you all the same."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, yes," said David, "I guess that's so. Her health wa'n't jest
+right, an' she showed it in her looks. I noticed that she'd pined an'
+pindled some, but I thought the' was some natural criss-crossedniss
+mixed up into it too. But I tried to make allow'nces an' the best o'
+things, an' git along 's well 's I could; but things kind o' got wuss
+an' wuss. I told ye that she begun to have notions about me, an' 't
+ain't hardly nec'sary to say what shape they took, an' after a while,
+mebbe a year 'n a half, she got so 't she wa'n't satisfied to know where
+I was <i>nights</i>&mdash;she wanted to know where I was <i>daytimes</i>. Kind o'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span>
+makes me laugh now," he observed, "it seems so redic'lous; but it wa'n't
+no laughin' matter then. If I looked out o' winder she'd hint it up to
+me that I was watchin' some woman. She grudged me even to look at a
+picture paper; an' one day when we happened to be walkin' together she
+showed feelin' about one o' them wooden Injun women outside a cigar
+store."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come now, Mr. Harum," said John, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with a short laugh, "mebbe I did stretch that a
+little; but 's I told ye, she wanted to know where I was daytimes well
+'s nights, an' ev'ry once 'n a while she'd turn up at my bus'nis place,
+an' if I wa'n't there she'd set an' wait fer me, an' I'd either have to
+go home with her or have it out in the office. I don't mean to say that
+all the sort of thing I'm tellin' ye of kep' up all the time. It kind o'
+run in streaks; but the streaks kep' comin' oftener an' oftener, an' you
+couldn't never tell when the' was goin' to appear. Matters 'd go along
+putty well fer a while, an' then, all of a sudden, an' fer nothin' 't I
+could see, the' 'd come on a thunder shower 'fore you c'd git in out o'
+the wet."</p>
+
+<p>"Singular," said John thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, it come along to the second spring,
+'bout the first of May. She'd ben more like folks fer about a week mebbe
+'n she had fer a long spell, an' I begun to chirk up some. I don't
+remember jest how I got the idee, but f'm somethin' she let drop I
+gathered that she was thinkin' of havin' a new bunnit. I will say this
+for her," remarked David, "that she was an economical woman, an' never
+spent no<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span> money jest fer the sake o' spendin' it. Wa'al, we'd got along
+so nice fer a while that I felt more 'n usual like pleasin' her, an' I
+allowed to myself that if she wanted a new bunnit, money shouldn't stand
+in the way, an' I set out to give her a supprise."</p>
+
+<p>They had reached the level at the top of the long hill and the horses
+had broken into a trot, when Mr. Harum's narrative was interrupted and
+his equanimity upset by the onslaught of an excessively shrill, active,
+and conscientious dog of the "yellow" variety, which barked and sprang
+about in front of the mares with such frantic assiduity as at last to
+communicate enough of its excitement to them to cause them to bolt
+forward on a run, passing the yellow nuisance, which, with the facility
+of long practice, dodged the cut which David made at it in passing. It
+was with some little trouble that the horses were brought back to a
+sober pace.</p>
+
+<p>"Dum that dum'd dog!" exclaimed David with fervor, looking back to where
+the object of his execrations was still discharging convulsive yelps at
+the retreating vehicle, "I'd give a five-dollar note to git one good
+lick at him. I'd make him holler 'pen-an'-ink' <i>once</i>! Why anybody's
+willin' to have such a dum'd, wuthless, pestiferous varmint as that
+'round 's more 'n I c'n understand. I'll bet that the days they churn,
+that critter, unless they ketch him an' tie him up the night before, 'll
+be under the barn all day, an' he's jest blowed off steam enough to run
+a dog churn a hull forenoon."</p>
+
+<p>Whether or not the episode of the dog had diverted Mr. Harum's mind from
+his previous topic, he did not resume it until John ventured<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span> to remind
+him of it, with "You were saying something about the surprise for your
+wife."</p>
+
+<p>"That's so," said David. "Yes, wa'al, when I went home that night I
+stopped into a mil'nery store, an' after I'd stood 'round a minute, a
+girl come up an' ast me if she c'd show me anythin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'I want to buy a bunnit,' I says, an' she kind o' laughed. 'No,' I
+says, 'it ain't fer me, it's fer a lady,' I says; an' then we both
+laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"'What sort of a bunnit do you want?' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, I dunno,' I says, 'this is the fust time I ever done anythin'
+in the bunnit line.' So she went over to a glass case an' took one out
+an' held it up, turnin' it 'round on her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess it's putty enough fur 's it goes, but the'
+don't seem to be much of anythin' <i>to</i> it. Hain't you got somethin' a
+little bit bigger an'&mdash;'</p>
+
+<p>"'Showier?' she says. 'How is this?' she says, doin' the same trick with
+another.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'that looks more like it, but I had an idee that the A
+1, trible-extry fine article had more traps on't, an' most any one might
+have on either one o' them you've showed me an' not attrac' no attention
+at all. You needn't mind expense,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, very well,' she says, 'I guess I know what you want,' an' goes
+over to another case an' fetches out another bunnit twice as big as
+either the others, an' with more notions on't than you c'd shake a stick
+at&mdash;flowers, an' gard'n stuff, an' fruit, an' glass beads, an' feathers,
+an' all that, till you couldn't see what they was fixed on to. She took
+holt on't with both hands, the girl did, an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span> put it onto her head, an'
+kind o' smiled an' turned 'round slow so 't I c'd git a gen'ral view
+on't.</p>
+
+<p>"'Style all right?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'The very best of its kind,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'How 'bout the <i>kind</i>?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'The very best of its style,' she says."</p>
+
+<p>John laughed outright. David looked at him for a moment with a doubtful
+grin.</p>
+
+<p>"She <i>was</i> a slick one, wa'n't she?" he said. "What a hoss trader she
+would 'a' made. I didn't ketch on at the time, but I rec'lected
+afterward. Wa'al," he resumed, after this brief digression, "'how much
+is it?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Fifteen dollars,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'What?' I says. 'Scat my &mdash;&mdash;! I c'd buy head rigging enough to last me
+ten years fer that.'</p>
+
+<p>"'We couldn't sell it for less,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'S'posin' the lady 't I'm buyin' it fer don't jest like it,' I says,
+'can you alter it or swap somethin' else for it?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Cert'nly, within a reasonable time,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al, all right,' I says, 'do her up.' An' so she wrapped the thing
+'round with soft paper an' put it in a box, an' I paid for't an' moseyed
+along up home, feelin' that ev'ry man, woman, an' child had their eyes
+on my parcel, but thinkin' how tickled my wife would be."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXIX" id="CHAPTER_XXXIX"></a>CHAPTER XXXIX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The road they were on was a favorite drive with the two men, and at the
+point where they had now arrived David always halted for a look back and
+down upon the scene below them&mdash;to the south, beyond the intervening
+fields, bright with maturing crops, lay the village; to the west the
+blue lake, winding its length like a broad river, and the river itself a
+silver ribbon, till it was lost beneath the southern hills.</p>
+
+<p>Neither spoke. For a few minutes John took in the scene with the
+pleasure it always afforded him, and then glanced at his companion, who
+usually had some comment to make upon anything which stirred his
+admiration or interest. He was gazing, not at the landscape, but
+apparently at the top of the dashboard. "Ho, hum," he said,
+straightening the reins, with a "clk" to the horses, and they drove
+along for a while in silence&mdash;so long, in fact, that our friend, while
+aware that the elder man did not usually abandon a topic until he had
+"had his say out," was moved to suggest a continuance of the narrative
+which had been rather abruptly broken off, and in which he had become
+considerably interested.</p>
+
+<p>"Was your wife pleased?" he asked at last.</p>
+
+<p>"Where was I?" asked the other in return.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You were on your way home with your purchase," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," Mr. Harum resumed. "It was a little after tea time when I got
+to the house, an' I thought prob'ly I'd find her in the settin' room
+waitin' fer me; but she wa'n't, an' I went up to the bedroom to find
+her, feelin' a little less sure o' things. She was settin' lookin' out
+o' winder when I come in, an' when I spoke to her she didn't give me no
+answer except to say, lookin' up at the clock, 'What's kept ye like
+this?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says, lookin' as smilin' 's I knew how,
+an' holdin' the box behind me.</p>
+
+<p>"'What you got there?' she says, slewin' her head 'round to git a sight
+at it.</p>
+
+<p>"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says agin, bringin' the box to the front
+an' feelin' my face straighten out 's if you'd run a flat iron over it.
+She seen the name on the paper.</p>
+
+<p>"'You ben spendin' your time there, have ye?' she says, settin' up in
+her chair an' pointin' with her finger at the box. '<i>That's</i> where you
+ben the last half hour, hangin' 'round with them minxes in Mis'
+Shoolbred's. What's in that box?' she says, with her face a-blazin'.</p>
+
+<p>"'Now, Lizy,' I says, 'I wa'n't there ten minutes if I was that, an' I
+ben buyin' you a bunnit.'</p>
+
+<p>"'<i>You&mdash;ben&mdash;buyin'&mdash;me&mdash;a&mdash;bunnit</i>?' she says, stifnin' up stiffer 'n a
+stake.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' I says, 'I heard you say somethin' 'bout a spring bunnit, an' I
+thought, seein' how economicle you was, that I'd buy you a nicer one 'n
+mebbe you'd feel like yourself. I thought it would please ye,' I says,
+tryin' to rub her the right way.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'Let me see it,' she says, in a voice dryer 'n a lime-burner's hat,
+pressin' her lips together an' reachin' out fer the box. Wa'al, sir, she
+snapped the string with a jerk an' sent the cover skimmin' across the
+room, an' then, as she hauled the parcel out of the box, she got up onto
+her feet. Then she tore the paper off on't an' looked at it a minute,
+an' then took it 'tween her thumb an' finger, like you hold up a dead
+rat by the tail, an' held it off at the end of her reach, an' looked it
+all over, with her face gettin' even redder if it could. Fin'ly she
+says, in a voice 'tween a whisper 'n a choke:</p>
+
+<p>"'What'd you pay fer the thing?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Fifteen dollars,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Fifteen <i>dollars</i>?' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' I says, 'don't ye like it?' Wa'al," said David, "she never said
+a word. She drawed in her arm an' took holt of the bunnit with her left
+hand, an' fust she pulled off one thing an' dropped it on the floor, fur
+off as she c'd reach, an' then another, an' then another, an' then, by
+gum! she went at it with both hands jest as fast as she could work 'em,
+an' in less time 'n I'm tellin' it to ye she picked the thing cleaner 'n
+any chicken you ever see, an' when she got down to the carkis she
+squeezed it up between her two hands, give it a wring an' a twist like
+it was a wet dish towel, an' flung it slap in my face. Then she made a
+half turn, throwin' back her head an' grabbin' into her hair, an' give
+the awfullest screechin' laugh&mdash;one screech after another that you c'd
+'a' heard a mile&mdash;an' then throwed herself face down on the bed,
+screamin' an' kickin'. Wa'al, sir, if I wa'n't at my wits' end, you c'n
+have my watch an' chain.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"She wouldn't let me touch her no way, but, as luck had it, it was one
+o' the times when we had a hired girl, an' hearin' the noise she come
+gallopin' up the stairs. She wa'n't a young girl, an' she had a face
+humbly 'nough to keep her awake nights, but she had some sense,
+an'&mdash;'You'd bether run fer the docther,' she says, when she see the
+state my wife was in. You better believe I done the heat of my life,"
+said David, "an' more luck, the doctor was home an' jest finishin' his
+tea. His house an' office wa'n't but two three blocks off, an' in about
+a few minutes me an' him an' his bag was leggin' it fer my house, though
+I noticed he didn't seem to be 'n as much of a twitter 's I was. He ast
+me more or less questions, an' jest as we got to the house he says:</p>
+
+<p>"'Has your wife had any thin' to 'larm or shock her this evenin'?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Nothin' 't I know on,' I says, ''cept I bought her a new bunnit that
+didn't seem to come quite up to her idees.' At that," remarked Mr.
+Harum, "he give me a funny look, an' we went in an' upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>"The hired girl," he proceeded, "had got her quieted down some, but when
+we went in she looked up, an' seein' me, set up another screech, an' he
+told me to go downstairs an' he'd come down putty soon, an' after a
+while he did.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'She's quiet fer the present,' he says, takin' a pad o' paper out o'
+his pocket, an' writin' on it.</p>
+
+<p>"'Do you know Mis' Jones, your next-door neighbor?' he says. I allowed
+'t I had a speakin' acquaintance with her.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'fust, you step in an' tell<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</a></span> her I'm here an' want to
+see her, and ast her if she won't come right along; an' then you go down
+to my office an' have these things sent up; an' then,' he says, 'you go
+down town an' send this'&mdash;handin' me a note that he'd wrote an' put in
+an envelope&mdash;'up to the hospital&mdash;better send it up with a hack, or,
+better yet, go yourself,' he says, 'an' hurry. You can't be no use
+here,' he says. 'I'll stay, but I want a nurse here in an hour, an' less
+if possible.' I was putty well scared," said David, "by all that, an' I
+says, 'Lord,' I says, 'is she as bad off as that? What is it ails her?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't you know?' says the doc, givin' me a queer look.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' I says, 'she hain't ben fust rate fer a spell back, but I
+couldn't git nothin' out of her what was the matter, an' don't know what
+pertic'ler thing ails her now, unless it's that dum'd bunnit,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"At that the doctor laughed a little, kind as if he couldn't help it.</p>
+
+<p>"'I don't think that was hully to blame,' he says; 'may have hurried
+matters up a little&mdash;somethin' that was liable to happen any time in the
+next two months.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You don't mean it?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' he says. 'Now you git out as fast as you can. Wait a minute,' he
+says. 'How old is your wife?'</p>
+
+<p>"'F'm what she told me 'fore we was married,' I says, 'she's
+thirty-one.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh!' he says, raisin' his eyebrows. 'All right; hurry up, now,'</p>
+
+<p>"I dusted around putty lively, an' inside of an hour was back with the
+nurse, an 'jest<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</a></span> after we got inside the door&mdash;" David paused
+thoughtfully for a moment and then, lowering his tone a little, "jest as
+we got inside the front door, a door upstairs opened an' I heard a
+little 'Waa! waa!' like it was the leetlist kind of a new lamb&mdash;an' I
+tell you," said David, with a little quaver in his voice, and looking
+straight over the off horse's ears, "nothin' 't I ever heard before nor
+since ever fetched me, right where I <i>lived</i>, as that did. The nurse,
+she made a dive fer the stairs, wavin' me back with her hand, an'
+I&mdash;wa'al&mdash;I went into the settin' room, an&mdash;wa'al&mdash;ne' mind.</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno how long I set there list'nin' to 'em movin' 'round overhead,
+an' wonderin' what was goin' on; but fin'ly I heard a step on the stair
+an' I went out into the entry, an' it was Mis' Jones. 'How be they?' I
+says.</p>
+
+<p>"'We don't quite know yet,' she says. 'The little boy is a nice formed
+little feller,' she says, 'an' them childern very often grow up, but he
+is <i>very little</i>,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'An' how 'bout my wife?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' she says, 'we don't know jest yet, but she is quiet now, an'
+we'll hope fer the best. If you want me,' she says, 'I'll come any time,
+night or day, but I must go now. The doctor will stay all night, an' the
+nurse will stay till you c'n git some one to take her place,' an' she
+went home, an'," declared David, "you've hearn tell of the 'salt of the
+earth,' an' if that woman wa'n't more on't than a hoss c'n draw down
+hill, the' ain't no such thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Did they live?" asked John after a brief silence, conscious of the
+bluntness of his question, but curious as to the sequel.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"The child did," replied David; "not to grow up, but till he was 'twixt
+six an' seven; but my wife never left her bed, though she lived three
+four weeks. She never seemed to take no int'rist in the little feller,
+nor nothin' else much; but one day&mdash;it was Sunday, long to the last&mdash;she
+seemed a little more chipper 'n usual. I was settin' with her, an' I
+said to her how much better she seemed to be, tryin' to chirk her up.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' she says, 'I ain't goin' to live.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't ye say that,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' she says, 'I ain't, an' I don't care.'</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't know jest what to say, an' she spoke agin:</p>
+
+<p>"'I want to tell you, Dave,' she says, 'that you've ben good an' kind to
+me.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I've tried to,' I says, 'an' Lizy,' I says, 'I'll never fergive myself
+about that bunnit, long 's I live.'</p>
+
+<p>"'That hadn't really nothin' to do with it,' she says, 'an' you meant
+all right, though,' she says, almost in a whisper, an' the' came across
+her face, not a smile exac'ly, but somethin' like a little riffle on a
+piece o' still water, 'that bunnit <i>was</i> enough to kill most
+<i>any</i>body.'"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XL" id="CHAPTER_XL"></a>CHAPTER XL.</h2>
+
+
+<p>John leaned out of the buggy and looked back along the road, as if
+deeply interested in observing something which had attracted his
+attention, and David's face worked oddly for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>Turning south in the direction of the village, they began the descent of
+a steep hill, and Mr. Harum, careful of loose stones, gave all his
+attention to his driving. Our friend, respecting his vigilance, forebore
+to say anything which might distract his attention until they reached
+level ground, and then, "You never married again?" he queried.</p>
+
+<p>"No," was, the reply. "My matrymonial experience was 'brief an' to the
+p'int,' as the sayin' is."</p>
+
+<p>"And yet," urged John, "you were a young man, and I should have
+supposed&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, breaking in and emitting his chuckling laugh, "I
+allow 't mebbe I sometimes thought on't, an' once, about ten year after
+what I ben tellin' ye, I putty much made up my mind to try another
+hitch-up. The' was a woman that I seen quite a good deal of, an' liked
+putty well, an' I had some grounds fer thinkin' 't she wouldn't show me
+the door if I was to ask her. In fact, I made up my mind I would take<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</a></span>
+the chances, an' one night I put on my best bib an' tucker an' started
+fer her house. I had to go 'cross the town to where she lived, an' the
+farther I walked the fiercer I got&mdash;havin' made up my mind&mdash;so 't putty
+soon I was travelin' 's if I was 'fraid some other feller'd git there
+'head o' me. Wa'al, it was Sat'day night, an' the stores was all open,
+an' the streets was full o' people, an' I had to pull up in the crowd a
+little, an' I don't know how it happened in pertic'ler, but fust thing I
+knew I run slap into a woman with a ban'box, an' when I looked 'round,
+there was a mil'nery store in full blast an' winders full o' bunnits.
+Wa'al, sir, do you know what I done? Ye don't. Wa'al, the' was a hoss
+car passin' that run three mile out in the country in a diff'rent
+direction f'm where I started fer, an' I up an' got onto that car, an'
+rode the length o' that road, an' got off an' <i>walked back</i>&mdash;an' I never
+went near her house f'm that day to this, an' that," said David, "was
+the nearest I ever come to havin' another pardner to my joys an'
+sorro's."</p>
+
+<p>"That was pretty near, though," said John, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "mebbe Prov'dence might 'a' had some other plan fer
+stoppin' me 'fore I smashed the hull rig, if I hadn't run into the
+mil'nery shop, but as it was, that fetched me to a stan'still, an' I
+never started to run agin."</p>
+
+<p>They drove on for a few minutes in silence, which John broke at last by
+saying, "I have been wondering how you got on after your wife died and
+left you with a little child."</p>
+
+<p>"That was where Mis' Jones come in," said David. "Of course I got the
+best nurse I could, an' Mis' Jones 'd run in two three times ev'ry day<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</a></span>
+an' see 't things was goin' on as right 's they could; but it come on
+that I had to be away f'm home a good deal, an' fin'ly, come fall, I got
+the Joneses to move into a bigger house, where I could have a room, an'
+fixed it up with Mis' Jones to take charge o' the little feller right
+along. She hadn't but one child, a girl of about thirteen, an' had lost
+two little ones, an' so between havin' took to my little mite of a thing
+f'm the fust, an' my makin' it wuth her while, she was willin', an' we
+went on that way till&mdash;the' wa'n't no further occasion fur 's he was
+concerned, though I lived with them a spell longer when I was at home,
+which wa'n't very often, an' after he died I was gone fer a good while.
+But before that time, when I was at home, I had him with me all the time
+I could manage. With good care he'd growed up nice an' bright, an' as
+big as the average, an' smarter 'n a steel trap. He liked bein' with me
+better 'n anybody else, and when I c'd manage to have him I couldn't
+bear to have him out o' my sight. Wa'al, as I told you, he got to be
+most seven year old. I'd had to go out to Chicago, an' one day I got a
+telegraph sayin' he was putty sick&mdash;an' I took the fust train East. It
+was 'long in March, an' we had a breakdown, an' run into an awful
+snowstorm, an' one thing another, an' I lost twelve or fifteen hours. It
+seemed to me that them two days was longer 'n my hull life, but I fin'ly
+did git home about nine o'clock in the mornin'. When I got to the house
+Mis' Jones was on the lookout fer me, an' the door opened as I run up
+the stoop, an' I see by her face that I was too late. 'Oh, David,
+David!' she says (she'd never called me David before), puttin' her hands
+on my shoulders.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'When?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"''Bout midnight,' she says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Did he suffer much?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' she says, 'I don't think so; but he was out of his head most of
+the time after the fust day, an' I guess all the time the last
+twenty-four hours.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Do you think he'd 'a' knowed me?' I says. 'Did he say anythin'?' an'
+at that," said David, "she looked at me. She wa'n't cryin' when I come
+in, though she had ben; but at that her face all broke up. 'I don't
+know,' she says. 'He kept sayin' things, an' 'bout all we could
+understand was "Daddy, daddy,"' an' then she throwed her apern over her
+face, an'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>David tipped his hat a little farther over his eyes, though, like many
+if not most "horsey" men, he usually wore it rather far down, and
+leaning over, twirled the whip in the socket between his two fingers and
+thumb. John studied the stitched ornamentation of the dashboard until
+the reins were pushed into his hands. But it was not for long. David
+straightened himself, and, without turning his head, resumed them as if
+that were a matter of course.</p>
+
+<p>"Day after the fun'ral," he went on, "I says to Mis' Jones, 'I'm goin'
+back out West,' I says, 'an' I can't say how long I shall be gone&mdash;long
+enough, anyway,' I says, 'to git it into my head that when I come back
+the' won't be no little feller to jump up an' 'round my neck when I come
+into the house; but, long or short, I'll come back some time, an'
+meanwhile, as fur 's things between you an' me air, they're to go on
+jest the same, an' more 'n that, do you think you'll remember him some?'
+I says.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'As long as I live,' she says, 'jest like my own.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'long 's you remember him, he'll be, in a way, livin'
+to ye, an' as long 's that I allow to pay fer his keep an' tendin' jest
+the same as I have, <i>an'</i>,' I says, 'if you don't let me you ain't no
+friend o' mine, an' you <i>ben</i> a <i>good</i> one.' Wa'al, she squimmidged
+some, but I wouldn't let her say 'No.' 'I've 'ranged it all with my
+pardner an' other ways,' I says, 'an' more 'n that, if you git into any
+kind of a scrape an' I don't happen to be got at, you go to him an' git
+what you want.'"</p>
+
+<p>"I hope she lived and prospered," said John fervently.</p>
+
+<p>"She lived twenty year," said David, "an' I wish she was livin' now. I
+never drawed a check on her account without feelin' 't I was doin'
+somethin' for my little boy.</p>
+
+<p>"The's a good many diff'rent sorts an' kinds o' sorro'," he said, after
+a moment, "that's in some ways kind o' kin to each other, but I guess
+losin' a child 's a specie by itself. Of course I passed the achin',
+smartin' point years ago, but it's somethin' you can't fergit&mdash;that is,
+you can't help feelin' about it, because it ain't only what the child
+<i>was</i> to you, but what you keep thinkin' he'd 'a' ben growin' more an'
+more to <i>be</i> to you. When I lost my little boy I didn't only lose him as
+he was, but I ben losin' him over an' agin all these years. What he'd
+'a' ben when he was <i>so</i> old; an' what when he'd got to be a big boy;
+an' what he'd 'a' ben when he went mebbe to collidge; an' what he'd 'a'
+ben afterward, an' up to <i>now</i>. Of course the times when a man stuffs
+his face down into the pillers nights, passes,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[Pg 341]</a></span> after a while; but while
+the's some sorro's that the happenin' o' things helps ye to fergit, I
+guess the's some that the happenin' o' things keeps ye rememberin', an'
+losin' a child 's one on 'em."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[Pg 342]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLI" id="CHAPTER_XLI"></a>CHAPTER XLI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It was the latter part of John's fifth winter in Homeville. The business
+of the office had largely increased. The new manufactories which had
+been established did their banking with Mr. Harum, and the older
+concerns, including nearly all the merchants in the village, had
+transferred their accounts from Syrchester banks to David's. The callow
+Hopkins had fledged and developed into a competent all-'round man, able
+to do anything in the office, and there was a new "skeezicks"
+discharging Peleg's former functions. Considerable impetus had been
+given to the business of the town by the new road whose rails had been
+laid the previous summer. There had been a strong and acrimonious
+controversy over the route which the road should take into and through
+the village. There was the party of the "nabobs" (as they were
+characterized by Mr. Harum) and their following, and the party of the
+"village people," and the former had carried their point; but now the
+road was an accomplished fact, and most of the bitterness which had been
+engendered had died away. Yet the struggle was still matter for talk.</p>
+
+<p>"Did I ever tell you," said David, as he and his cashier were sitting in
+the rear room of the bank, "how Lawyer Staples come to switch round in
+that there railroad jangle last spring?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[Pg 343]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I remember," said John, "that you told me he had deserted his party,
+and you laughed a little at the time, but you did not tell me how it
+came about."</p>
+
+<p>"I kind o' thought I told ye," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, "I am quite sure you did not."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "the' was, as you know, the Tenaker-Rogers
+crowd wantin' one thing, an' the Purse-Babbit lot bound to have the
+other, an' run the road under the other fellers' noses. Staples was
+workin' tooth an' nail fer the Purse crowd, an' bein' a good deal of a
+politician, he was helpin' 'em a good deal. In fact, he was about their
+best card. I wa'n't takin' much hand in the matter either way, though my
+feelin's was with the Tenaker party. I know 't would come to a point
+where some money 'd prob'ly have to be used, an' I made up my mind I
+wouldn't do much drivin' myself unless I had to, an' not then till the
+last quarter of the heat. Wa'al, it got to lookin' like a putty even
+thing. What little show I had made was if anythin' on the Purse side.
+One day Tenaker come in to see me an' wanted to know flat-footed which
+side the fence I was on. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've ben settin' up fer
+shapes to be kind o' on the fence, but I don't mind sayin', betwixt you
+an' me, that the bulk o' my heft is a-saggin' your way; but I hain't
+took no active part, an' Purse an' them thinks I'm goin' to be on their
+side when it comes to a pinch.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'it's goin' to be a putty close thing, an' we're
+goin' to need all the help we c'n git.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess that's so, but fer<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[Pg 344]</a></span> the present I reckon I
+c'n do ye more good by keepin' in the shade. Are you folks prepared to
+spend a little money?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' he says, 'if it comes to that.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'it putty most gen'ally does come to that, don't it?
+Now, the's one feller that's doin' ye more harm than some others.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You mean Staples?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' I says, 'I mean Staples. He don't really care a hill o' white
+beans which way the road comes in, but he thinks he's on the pop'lar
+side. Now,' I says, 'I don't know as it'll be nec'sary to use money with
+him, an' I don't say 't you could, anyway, but mebbe his yawp c'n be
+stopped. I'll have a quiet word with him,' I says, 'an' see you agin.'
+So," continued Mr. Harum, "the next night the' was quite a lot of 'em in
+the bar of the new hotel, an' Staples was haranguin' away the best he
+knowed how, an' bime by I nodded him off to one side, an' we went across
+the hall into the settin' room.</p>
+
+<p>"'I see you feel putty strong 'bout this bus'nis,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes, sir, it's a matter of princ'ple with me,' he says, knockin' his
+fist down onto the table.</p>
+
+<p>"'How does the outcome on't look to ye?' I says. 'Goin' to be a putty
+close race, ain't it?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, ''tween you an' me, I reckon it is.'</p>
+
+<p>"'That's the way it looks to me,' I says, 'an' more'n that, the other
+fellers are ready to spend some money at a pinch.'</p>
+
+<p>"'They be, be they?' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes, sir,' I says, 'an' we've got to meet 'em halfway. Now,' I says,
+takin' a paper out o' my pocket, 'what I wanted to say to you is this:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[Pg 345]</a></span>
+You ben ruther more prom'nent in this matter than most anybody&mdash;fur's
+talkin' goes&mdash;but I'm consid'ably int'risted. The's got to be some money
+raised, an' I'm ready,' I says, 'to put down as much as you be up to a
+couple o' hunderd, an' I'll take the paper 'round to the rest; but,' I
+says, unfoldin' it, 'I think you'd ought to head the list, an' I'll come
+next.' Wa'al," said David with a chuckle and a shake of the head, "you'd
+ought to have seen his jaw go down. He wriggled 'round in his chair, an'
+looked ten diff'rent ways fer Sunday.</p>
+
+<p>"'What do you say?' I says, lookin' square at him, ''ll you make it a
+couple a hunderd?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I guess I couldn't go 's fur 's that, an' I wouldn't
+like to head the list anyway.'</p>
+
+<p>"'All right,' I says, 'I'll head it. Will you say one-fifty?'</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' he says, pullin' his whiskers, 'I guess not.'</p>
+
+<p>"'A hunderd?' I says, an' he shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"'Fifty,' I says, 'an' I'll go a hunderd,' an at that he got out his
+hank'chif an' blowed his nose, an' took his time to it. 'Wa'al,' I says,
+'what <i>do</i> ye say?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I ain't quite prepared to give ye 'n answer
+to-night. Fact on't is,' he says, 'it don't make a cent's wuth o'
+diff'rence to me person'ly which way the dum'd road comes in, an' I
+don't jest this minute see why I should spend any money in it.'</p>
+
+<p>"'There's the <i>princ'ple</i> o' the thing,' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' he says, gettin' out of his chair, 'of course, there's the
+princ'ple of the thing, an'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[Pg 346]</a></span>&mdash;wa'al, I'll think it over an' see you
+agin,' he says, lookin' at his watch. 'I got to go now.'</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, the next night," proceeded Mr. Harum, "I went down to the hotel
+agin, an' the' was about the same crowd, but no Staples. The' wa'n't
+much goin' on, an' Purse, in pertic'ler, was lookin' putty down in the
+mouth. 'Where's Staples?' I says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' says Purse, 'he said mebbe he'd come to-night, an' mebbe he
+couldn't. Said it wouldn't make much diff'rence; an' anyhow he was goin'
+out o' town up to Syrchester fer a few days. I don't know what's come
+over the feller,' says Purse. 'I told him the time was gittin' short an'
+we'd have to git in our best licks, an' he said he guessed he'd done
+about all 't he could, an' in fact,' says Purse, 'he seemed to 'a' lost
+int'rist in the hull thing.'"</p>
+
+<p>"What did you say?" John asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "Purse went on to allow 't he guessed
+somebody's pocketbook had ben talkin', but I didn't say much of
+anythin', an' putty soon come away. Two three days after," he continued,
+"I see Tenaker agin. 'I hear Staples has gone out o' town,' he says,
+'an' I hear, too,' he says, 'that he's kind o' soured on the hull
+thing&mdash;didn't care much how it did come out.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'when he comes back you c'n use your own judgment
+about havin' a little interview with him. Mebbe somethin' 's made him
+think the's two sides to this thing. But anyway,' I says, 'I guess he
+won't do no more hollerin'.'</p>
+
+<p>"'How's that?' says Tenaker.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I'll have to tell ye<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[Pg 347]</a></span> a little story. Mebbe
+you've heard it before, but it seems to be to the point. Once on a
+time,' I says, 'the' was a big church meetin' that had lasted three
+days, an' the last evenin' the' was consid'able excitement. The prayin'
+an' singin' had warmed most on 'em up putty well, an' one o' the most
+movin' of the speakers was tellin' 'em what was what. The' was a big
+crowd, an' while most on 'em come to be edified, the' was quite a lot in
+the back part of the place that was ready fer anythin'. Wa'al, it
+happened that standin' mixed up in that lot was a feller named&mdash;we'll
+call him Smith, to be sure of him&mdash;an' Smith was jest runnin' over with
+power, an' ev'ry little while when somethin' the speaker said touched
+him on the funny bone he'd out with an "A&mdash;men! <i>Yes</i>, Lord!" in a voice
+like a fact'ry whistle. Wa'al, after a little the' was some snickerin'
+an' gigglin' an' scroughin' an' hustlin' in the back part, an' even some
+of the serioustest up in front would kind o' smile, an' the moderator
+leaned over an' says to one of the bretherin on the platform, "Brother
+Jones," he says, "can't you git down to the back of the hall an' say
+somethin' to quiet Brother Smith? Smith's a good man, an' a pious man,"
+the moderator says, "but he's very excitable, an' I'm 'fraid he'll git
+the boys to goin' back there an' disturb the meetin'." So Jones he
+worked his way back to where Smith was, an' the moderator watched him go
+up to Smith and jest speak to him 'bout ten seconds; an' after that
+Smith never peeped once. After the meetin' was over, the moderator says
+to Jones, "Brother Jones," he says, "what did you say to Brother Smith
+to-night that shut him up so quick?" "I ast him fer a dollar for For'n<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[Pg 348]</a></span>
+Missions," says Brother Jones, 'an', wa'al,' I says to Tenaker, 'that's
+what I done to Staples.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Did Mr. Tenaker see the point?" asked John, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"He laughed a little," said David, "but didn't quite ketch on till I
+told him about the subscription paper, an' then he like to split."</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose Staples had taken you up," suggested John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "I didn't think I was takin' many chances. If, in
+the fust place, I hadn't knowed Staples as well's I did, the Smith
+fam'ly, so fur 's my experience goes, has got more members 'n any other
+fam'ly on top of the earth." At this point a boy brought in a telegram.
+David opened it, gave a side glance at his companion, and, taking out
+his pocketbook, put the dispatch therein.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[Pg 349]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLII" id="CHAPTER_XLII"></a>CHAPTER XLII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The next morning David called John into the rear room. "Busy?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John. "Nothing that can't wait."</p>
+
+<p>"Set down," said Mr. Harum, drawing a chair to the fire. He looked up
+with his characteristic grin. "Ever own a hog?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"Ever feel like ownin' one?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't remember ever having any cravings in that direction."</p>
+
+<p>"Like pork?" asked Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"In moderation," was the reply. David produced from his pocketbook the
+dispatch received the day before and handed it to the young man at his
+side. "Read that," he said.</p>
+
+<p>John looked at it and handed it back.</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't convey any idea to my mind," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"What?" said David, "you don't know what 'Bangs Galilee' means? nor who
+'Raisin' is?"</p>
+
+<p>"You'll have to ask me an easier one," said John, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>David sat for a moment in silence, and then, "How much money have you
+got?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," was the reply, "with what I had and what I have saved since I
+came I could get together about five thousand dollars, I think."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[Pg 350]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Is it where you c'n put your hands on't?"</p>
+
+<p>John took some slips of paper from his pocketbook and handed them to
+David.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm, h'm," said the latter. "Wa'al, I owe ye quite a little bunch o'
+money, don't I? Forty-five hunderd! Wa'al! Couldn't you 'a' done better
+'n to keep this here at four per cent?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, "perhaps so, and perhaps not. I preferred to do this
+at all events."</p>
+
+<p>"Thought the old man was <i>safe</i> anyway, didn't ye?" said David in a tone
+which showed that he was highly pleased.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this all?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"There is some interest on those certificates, and I have some balance
+in my account," was the reply; "and then, you know, I have some very
+valuable securities&mdash;a beautiful line of mining stocks, and that
+promising Pennsylvania property."</p>
+
+<p>At the mention of the last-named asset David looked at him for an
+instant as if about to speak, but if so he changed his mind. He sat for
+a moment fingering the yellow paper which carried the mystic words.
+Presently he said, opening the message out, "That's from an old friend
+of mine out to Chicago. He come from this part of the country, an' we
+was young fellers together thirty years ago. I've had a good many deals
+with him and through him, an' he never give me a wrong steer, fur 's I
+know. That is, I never done as he told me without comin' out all right,
+though he's give me a good many pointers I never did nothin' about.
+'Tain't nec'sary to name no names, but 'Bangs Galilee' means 'buy pork,'
+an' as I've ben watchin' the market fer<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[Pg 351]</a></span> quite a spell myself, an'
+standard pork 's a good deal lower 'n it costs to pack it, I've made up
+my mind to buy a few thousan' barrels fer fam'ly use. It's a handy thing
+to have in the house," declared Mr. Harum, "an' I thought mebbe it
+wouldn't be a bad thing fer you to have a little. It looks cheap to me,"
+he added, "an' mebbe bime-by what you don't eat you c'n sell."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, laughing, "you see me at table every day and know
+what my appetite is like. How much pork do you think I could take care
+of?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, at the present price," said David, "I think about four thousan'
+barrels would give ye enough to eat fer a spell, an' mebbe leave ye a
+few barrels to dispose of if you should happen to strike a feller later
+on that wanted it wuss 'n you did."</p>
+
+<p>John opened his eyes a little. "I should only have a margin of a dollar
+and a quarter," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I've got a notion that that'll carry ye," said David. "It may go
+lower 'n what it is now. I never bought anythin' yet that didn't drop
+some, an' I guess nobody but a fool ever did buy at the bottom more'n
+once; but I've had an idee for some time that it was about bottom, an'
+this here telegraph wouldn't 'a' ben sent if the feller that sent it
+didn't think so too, an' I've had some other cor'spondence with him."
+Mr. Harum paused and laughed a little.</p>
+
+<p>"I was jest thinkin'," he continued, "of what the Irishman said about
+Stofford. Never ben there, have ye? Wa'al, it's a place eight nine mile
+f'm here, an' the hills 'round are so steep that when you're goin' up
+you c'n look right<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_352" id="Page_352">[Pg 352]</a></span> back under the buggy by jest leanin' over the edge
+of the dash. I was drivin' 'round there once, an' I met an Irishman with
+a big drove o' hogs.</p>
+
+<p>"'Hello, Pat!' I says, 'where 'd all them hogs come from?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Stofford,' he says.</p>
+
+<p>"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I wouldn't 'a' thought the' was so many hogs <i>in</i>
+Stofford.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, be gobs!' he says, 'sure they're <i>all</i> hogs in Stofford;' an',"
+declared David, "the bears ben sellin' that pork up in Chicago as if the
+hull everlastin' West was <i>all</i> hogs."</p>
+
+<p>"It's very tempting," said John thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "I don't want to tempt ye exac'ly, an' certain I
+don't want to urge ye. The' ain't no sure things but death an' taxes, as
+the sayin' is, but buyin' pork at these prices is buyin' somethin'
+that's got value, an' you can't wipe it out. In other words, it's buyin'
+a warranted article at a price consid'ably lower 'n it c'n be produced
+for, an' though it may go lower, if a man c'n <i>stick</i>, it's bound to
+level up in the long run."</p>
+
+<p>Our friend sat for some minutes apparently looking into the fire, but he
+was not conscious of seeing anything at all. Finally he rose, went over
+to Mr. Harum's desk, figured the interest on the certificates up to the
+first of January, indorsed them, and filling up a check for the balance
+of the amount in question, handed the check and certificate to David.</p>
+
+<p>"Think you'll go it, eh?" said the latter.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John; "but if I take the quantity you suggest, I shall have
+nothing to remar<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[Pg 353]</a></span>gin the trade in case the market goes below a certain
+point."</p>
+
+<p>"I've thought of that," replied David, "an' was goin' to say to you that
+I'd carry the trade down as fur as your money would go, in case more
+margins had to be called."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," said John. "And will you look after the whole matter for
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said David.</p>
+
+<p>John thanked him and returned to the front room.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>There were times in the months which followed when our friend had reason
+to wish that all swine had perished with those whom Shylock said "your
+prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into;" and the news of the world
+in general was of secondary importance compared with the market reports.
+After the purchase pork dropped off a little, and hung about the lower
+figure for some time. Then it began to advance by degrees until the
+quotation was a dollar above the purchase price.</p>
+
+<p>John's impulse was to sell, but David made no sign. The market held firm
+for a while, even going a little higher. Then it began to drop rather
+more rapidly than it had advanced, to about what the pork had cost, and
+for a long period fluctuated only a few cents one way or the other. This
+was followed by a steady decline to the extent of half-a-dollar, and, as
+the reports came, it "looked like going lower," which it did. In fact,
+there came a day when it was so "low," and so much more "looked like
+going lower" than ever (as such things usually do when the "bottom" is
+pretty nearly reached), that our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[Pg 354]</a></span> friend had not the courage to examine
+the market reports for the next two days, and simply tried to keep the
+subject out of his mind. On the morning of the third day the Syrchester
+paper was brought in about ten o'clock, as usual, and laid on Mr.
+Harum's desk. John shivered a little, and for some time refrained from
+looking at it. At last, more by impulse than intention, he went into the
+back room and glanced at the first page without taking the paper in his
+hands. One of the press dispatches was headed: "Great Excitement on
+Chicago Board of Trade: Pork Market reported Cornered: Bears on the
+Run," and more of the same sort, which struck our friend as being the
+most profitable, instructive, and delightful literature that he had ever
+come across. David had been in Syrchester the two days previous,
+returning the evening before. Just then he came into the office, and
+John handed him the paper.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," he said, holding it off at arm's length, and then putting on
+his glasses, "them fellers that thought they was <i>all</i> hogs up West, are
+havin' a change of heart, are they? I reckoned they would 'fore they got
+through with it. It's ben ruther a long pull, though, eh?" he said,
+looking at John with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said our friend, with a slight shrug of the shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>"Things looked ruther colicky the last two three days, eh?" suggested
+David. "Did you think 'the jig was up an' the monkey was in the box?'"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather," said John. "The fact is," he admitted, "I am ashamed to say
+that for a few days back I haven't looked at a quotation. I suppose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[Pg 355]</a></span> you
+must have carried me to some extent. How much was it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "I kept the trade margined, of course, an' if we'd
+sold out at the bottom you'd have owed me somewhere along a thousan' or
+fifteen hunderd; but," he added, "it was only in the slump, an' didn't
+last long, an' anyway I cal'lated to carry that pork to where it would
+'a' ketched fire. I wa'n't worried none, an' you didn't let on to be,
+an' so I didn't say anythin'."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think about it now?" asked John.</p>
+
+<p>"My opinion is now," replied Mr. Harum, "that it's goin' to putty near
+where it belongs, an' mebbe higher, an' them 's my advices. We can sell
+now at some profit, an' of course the bears 'll jump on agin as it goes
+up, an' the other fellers 'll take the profits f'm time to time. If I
+was where I could watch the market, I'd mebbe try to make a turn in 't
+'casionally, but I guess as 't is we'd better set down an' let her take
+her own gait. I don't mean to try an' git the top price&mdash;I'm alwus
+willin' to let the other feller make a little&mdash;but we've waited fer
+quite a spell, an' as it's goin' our way, we might 's well wait a little
+longer."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said John, "and I'm very much obliged to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Sho, sho!" said David.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until August, however, that the deal was finally closed out.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[Pg 356]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLIII" id="CHAPTER_XLIII"></a>CHAPTER XLIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The summer was drawing to a close. The season, so far as the social part
+of it was concerned, had been what John had grown accustomed to in
+previous years, and there were few changes in or among the people whom
+he had come to know very well, save those which a few years make in
+young people: some increase of importance in demeanor on the part of the
+young men whose razors were coming into requisition; and the changes
+from short to long skirts, from braids, pig-tails, and flowing-manes to
+more elaborate coiffures on the part of the young women. The most
+notable event had been the reopening of the Verjoos house, which had
+been closed for two summers, and the return of the family, followed by
+the appearance of a young man whom Miss Clara had met abroad, and who
+represented himself as the acknowledged <i>fianc&eacute;</i> of that young woman. It
+need hardly be said that discussions of the event, and upon the
+appearance, manners, prospects, etc., of that fortunate gentleman had
+formed a very considerable part of the talk of the season among the
+summer people; and, indeed, interest in the affair had permeated all
+grades and classes of society.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>It was some six weeks after the settlement of the transaction in "pork"
+that David and John<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[Pg 357]</a></span> were driving together in the afternoon as they had
+so often done in the last five years. They had got to that point of
+understanding where neither felt constrained to talk for the purpose of
+keeping up conversation, and often in their long drives there was little
+said by either of them. The young man was never what is called "a great
+talker," and Mr. Harum did not always "git goin'." On this occasion they
+had gone along for some time, smoking in silence, each man absorbed in
+his thoughts. Finally David turned to his companion.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know that Dutchman Claricy Verjoos is goin' to marry?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied John, laughing; "I have met him a number of times. But he
+isn't a Dutchman. What gave you that idea?"</p>
+
+<p>"I heard it was over in Germany she run across him," said David.</p>
+
+<p>"I believe that is so, but he isn't a German. He is from Philadelphia,
+and is a friend of the Bradways."</p>
+
+<p>"What kind of a feller is he? Good enough for her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John, smiling, "in the sense in which that question is
+usually taken, I should say yes. He has good looks, good manners, a good
+deal of money, I am told, and it is said that Miss Clara&mdash;which is the
+main point, after all&mdash;is very much in love with him."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," said David after a moment. "How do you git along with the Verjoos
+girls? Was Claricy's ears pointed all right when you seen her fust after
+she come home?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes!" replied John, smiling, "she and her sister were perfectly
+pleasant and cordial,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[Pg 358]</a></span> and Miss Verjoos and I are on very friendly
+terms."</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinkin'," said David, "that you an' Claricy might be got to
+likin' each other, an' mebbe&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think there could ever have been the smallest chance of it,"
+declared John hastily.</p>
+
+<p>"Take the lines a minute," said David, handing them to his companion
+after stopping the horses. "The nigh one's picked up a stone, I guess,"
+and he got out to investigate. "The river road," he remarked as he
+climbed back into the buggy after removing the stone from the horse's
+foot, "is about the puttiest road 'round here, but I don't drive it
+oftener jest on account of them dum'd loose stuns." He sucked the air
+through his pursed-up lips, producing a little squeaking sound, and the
+horses started forward. Presently he turned to John:</p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever think of gettin' married?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said our friend with a little hesitation, "I don't remember that
+I ever did, very definitely."</p>
+
+<p>"Somebody 't you knew 'fore you come up here?" said David, jumping at a
+conclusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John, smiling a little at the question.</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldn't she have ye?" queried David, who stuck at no trifles when in
+pursuit of information.</p>
+
+<p>John laughed. "I never asked her," he replied, in truth a little
+surprised at his own willingness to be questioned.</p>
+
+<p>"Did ye cal'late to when the time come right?" pursued Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>Of this part of his history John had, of course,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[Pg 359]</a></span> never spoken to David.
+There had been a time when, if not resenting the attempt upon his
+confidence, he would have made it plain that he did not wish to discuss
+the matter, and the old wound still gave him twinges. But he had not
+only come to know his questioner very well, but to be much attached to
+him. He knew, too, that the elder man would ask him nothing save in the
+way of kindness, for he had had a hundred proofs of that; and now, so
+far from feeling reluctant to take his companion into his confidence, he
+rather welcomed the idea. He was, withal, a bit curious to ascertain the
+drift of the inquiry, knowing that David, though sometimes working in
+devious ways, rarely started without an intention. And so he answered
+the question and what followed as he might have told his story to a
+woman.</p>
+
+<p>"An' didn't you never git no note, nor message, nor word of any kind?"
+asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor hain't ever heard a word about her f'm that day to this?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor hain't ever tried to?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said John. "What would have been the use?"</p>
+
+<p>"Prov'dence seemed to 've made a putty clean sweep in your matters that
+spring, didn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"It seemed so to me," said John.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing more was said for a minute or two. Mr. Harum appeared to have
+abandoned the pursuit of the subject of his questions. At last he said:</p>
+
+<p>"You ben here most five years."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[Pg 360]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Very nearly," John replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Ben putty contented, on the hull?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have grown to be," said John. "Indeed, it's hard to realize at times
+that I haven't always lived in Homeville. I remember my former life as
+if it were something I have read in a book. There was a John Lenox in
+it, but he seems to me sometimes more like a character in a story than
+myself."</p>
+
+<p>"An' yet," said David, turning toward him, "if you was to go back to it,
+this last five years 'd git to be that way to ye a good deal quicker.
+Don't ye think so?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps so," replied John. "Yes," he added thoughtfully, "it is
+possible."</p>
+
+<p>"I guess on the hull, though," remarked Mr. Harum, "you done better up
+here in the country 'n you might some 'ers else&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said John sincerely, "thanks to you, I have indeed, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;an'&mdash;ne' mind about me&mdash;you got quite a little bunch o' money
+together now. I was thinkin' 't mebbe you might feel 't you needn't to
+stay here no longer if you didn't want to."</p>
+
+<p>The young man turned to the speaker inquiringly, but Mr. Harum's face
+was straight to the front, and betrayed nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"It wouldn't be no more 'n natural," he went on, "an' mebbe it would be
+best for ye. You're too good a man to spend all your days workin' fer
+Dave Harum, an' I've had it in my mind fer some time&mdash;somethin' like
+that pork deal&mdash;to make you a little independent in case anythin' should
+happen, an'&mdash;gen'ally. I couldn't give ye no money 'cause you wouldn't
+'a' took it even if I'd wanted to, but now you got it, why&mdash;&mdash;"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[Pg 361]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I feel very much as if you had given it to me," protested the young
+man.</p>
+
+<p>David put up his hand. "No, no," he said, "all 't I did was to propose
+the thing to ye, an' to put up a little money fer two three days. I
+didn't take no chances, an' it's all right, an' it's your'n, an' it
+makes ye to a certain extent independent of Homeville."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't quite see it so," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, turning to him, "if you'd had as much five years
+ago you wouldn't 'a' come here, would ye?"</p>
+
+<p>John was silent.</p>
+
+<p>"What I was leadin' up to," resumed Mr. Harum after a moment, "is this:
+I ben thinkin' about it fer some time, but I haven't wanted to speak to
+ye about it before. In fact, I might 'a' put it off some longer if
+things wa'n't as they are, but the fact o' the matter is that I'm goin'
+to take down my sign."</p>
+
+<p>John looked at him in undisguised amazement, not unmixed with
+consternation.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said David, obviously avoiding the other's eye, "'David Harum,
+Banker,' is goin' to come down. I'm gettin' to be an' old man," he went
+on, "an' what with some investments I've got, an' a hoss-trade once in a
+while, I guess I c'n manage to keep the fire goin' in the kitchin stove
+fer Polly an' me, an' the' ain't no reason why I sh'd keep my sign up
+much of any longer. Of course," he said, "if I was to go on as I be now
+I'd want ye to stay jest as you are; but, as I was sayin', you're to a
+consid'able extent independent. You hain't no speciul ties to keep ye,
+an' you ought anyway, as I said before, to be doin' better for yourself
+than jest drawin' pay in a country bank."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[Pg 362]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>One of the most impressive morals drawn from the fairy tales of our
+childhood, and indeed from the literature and experience of our later
+periods of life, is that the fulfilment of wishes is often attended by
+the most unwelcome results. There had been a great many times when to
+our friend the possibility of being able to bid farewell to Homeville
+had seemed the most desirable of things, but confronted with the idea as
+a reality&mdash;for what other construction could he put upon David's words
+except that they amounted practically to a dismissal, though a most kind
+one?&mdash;he found himself simply in dismay.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," he said after a few moments, "that by 'taking down your
+sign' you mean going out of business&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Figger o' speech," explained David.</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;and your determination is not only a great surprise to me, but
+grieves me very much. I am very sorry to hear it&mdash;more sorry than I can
+tell you. As you remind me, if I leave Homeville I shall not go almost
+penniless as I came, but I shall leave with great regret, and,
+indeed&mdash;Ah, well&mdash;" he broke off with a wave of his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"What was you goin' to say?" asked David, after a moment, his eyes on
+the horizon.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't say very much more," replied the young man, "than that I am
+very sorry. There have been times," he added, "as you may understand,
+when I have been restless and discouraged for a while, particularly at
+first; but I can see now that, on the whole, I have been far from
+unhappy here. Your house has grown to be more a real home than any I
+have ever known, and you and your sister are like my own people. What
+you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[Pg 363]</a></span> say, that I ought not to look forward to spending my life behind
+the counter of a village bank on a salary, may be true; but I am not, at
+present at least, a very ambitious person, nor, I am afraid, a very
+clever one in the way of getting on in the world; and the idea of
+breaking out for myself, even if that were all to be considered, is not
+a cheerful one. I am afraid all this sounds rather selfish to you, when,
+as I can see, you have deferred your plans for my sake, and after all
+else that you have done for me."</p>
+
+<p>"I guess I sha'n't lay it up agin ye," said David quietly.</p>
+
+<p>They drove along in silence for a while.</p>
+
+<p>"May I ask," said John, at length, "when you intend to 'take down your
+sign,' as you put it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Whenever you say the word," declared David, with a chuckle and a side
+glance at his companion. John turned in bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David with another short laugh, "fur 's the sign 's
+concerned, I s'pose we <i>could</i> stick a new one over it, but I guess it
+might 's well come down; but we'll settle that matter later on."</p>
+
+<p>John still looked at the speaker in utter perplexity, until the latter
+broke out into a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Got any idee what's goin' onto the new sign?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mean&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I do," declared Mr. Harum, "an' my notion 's this, an' don't you
+say aye, yes, nor no till I git through," and he laid his left hand
+restrainingly on John's knee.</p>
+
+<p>"The new sign 'll read 'Harum &amp; Comp'ny,'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[Pg 364]</a></span> or 'Harum &amp; Lenox,' jest as
+you elect. You c'n put in what money you got an' I'll put in as much
+more, which 'll make cap'tal enough in gen'ral, an' any extry money
+that's needed&mdash;wa'al, up to a certain point, I guess I c'n manage. Now
+putty much all the new bus'nis has come in through you, an' practically
+you got the hull thing in your hands. You'll do the work about 's you're
+doin' now, an' you'll draw the same sal'ry; an' after that's paid we'll
+go snucks on anythin' that's left&mdash;that <i>is</i>," added David with a
+chuckle, "if you feel that you c'n <i>stan'</i> it in Homeville."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"I wish you was married to one of our Homeville girls, though," declared
+Mr. Harum later on as they drove homeward.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[Pg 365]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLIV" id="CHAPTER_XLIV"></a>CHAPTER XLIV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Since the whooping-cough and measles of childhood the junior partner of
+Harum &amp; Company had never to his recollection had a day's illness in his
+life, and he fought the attack which came upon him about the first week
+in December with a sort of incredulous disgust, until one morning when
+he did not appear at breakfast. He spent the next week in bed, and at
+the end of that time, while he was able to be about, it was in a languid
+and spiritless fashion, and he was shaken and exasperated by a
+persistent cough. The season was and had been unusually inclement even
+for that region, where the thermometer sometimes changes fifty degrees
+in thirty-six hours; and at the time of his release from his room there
+was a period of successive changes of temperature from thawing to zero
+and below, a characteristic of the winter climate of Homeville and its
+vicinity. Dr. Hayes exhibited the inevitable quinine, iron, and all the
+tonics in his pharmacop[oe]ia, with cough mixtures and sundry, but in
+vain. Aunt Polly pressed bottles of sovereign decoctions and infusions
+upon him&mdash;which were received with thanks and neglected with the
+blackest ingratitude&mdash;and exhausted not only the markets of Homeville,
+but her own and Sairy's culinary resources (no mean ones, by the way)<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[Pg 366]</a></span>
+to tempt the appetite which would not respond. One week followed another
+without any improvement in his condition; and indeed as time went on he
+fell into a condition of irritable listlessness which filled his partner
+with concern.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter with him, Doc?" said David to the physician. "He
+don't seem to take no more int'rist than a foundered hoss. Can't ye do
+nothin' for him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not much use dosin' him," replied the doctor. "Pull out all right, may
+be, come warm weather. Big strong fellow, but this cussed influenzy, or
+grip, as they call it, sometimes hits them hardest."</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, warm weather 's some way off," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' he
+coughs enough to tear his head off sometimes."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor nodded. "Ought to clear out somewhere," he said. "Don't like
+that cough myself."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?" asked David.</p>
+
+<p>"Ought to go 'way for a spell," said the doctor; "quit working, and get
+a change of climate."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you told him so?" asked Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied the doctor; "said he couldn't get away."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm'm!" said David thoughtfully, pinching his lower lip between his
+thumb and finger.</p>
+
+<p>A day or two after the foregoing interview, John came in and laid an
+open letter in front of David, who was at his desk, and dropped
+languidly into a chair without speaking. Mr. Harum read the letter,
+smiled a little, and turning in his chair, took off his glasses and
+looked<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[Pg 367]</a></span> at the young man, who was staring abstractedly at the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"I ben rather expectin' you'd git somethin' like this. What be you goin'
+to do about it?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," replied John. "I don't like the idea of leasing the
+property in any case, and certainly not on the terms they offer; but it
+is lying idle, and I'm paying taxes on it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, as I said, I ben expectin' fer some time they'd be after ye in
+some shape. You got this this mornin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"I expect you'd sell the prop'ty if you got a good chance, wouldn't ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"With the utmost pleasure," said John emphatically.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, I've got a notion they'll buy it of ye," said David, "if it's
+handled right. I wouldn't lease it if it was mine an' I wanted to sell
+it, an' yet, in the long run, you might git more out of it&mdash;an' then
+agin you mightn't," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know anything about it," said John, putting his handkerchief to
+his mouth in a fit of coughing. David looked at him with a frown.</p>
+
+<p>"I ben aware fer some time that the' was a movement on foot in your
+direction," he said. "You know I told ye that I'd ben int'ristid in the
+oil bus'nis once on a time; an' I hain't never quite lost my int'rist,
+though it hain't ben a very active one lately, an' some fellers down
+there have kep' me posted some. The' 's ben oil found near where you're
+located, an' the prospectin' points your way. The hull thing has ben
+kep' as close as possible, an' the holes has ben plugged, but the oil is
+there somewhere. Now it's like<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[Pg 368]</a></span> this: If you lease on shares an' they
+strike the oil on your prop'ty, mebbe it'll bring you more money; but
+they might strike, an' agin they mightn't. Sometimes you git a payin'
+well an' a dry hole only a few hunderd feet apart. Nevertheless they
+want to drill your prop'ty. I know who the parties is. These fellers
+that wrote this letter are simply actin' for 'em."</p>
+
+<p>The speaker was interrupted by another fit of coughing, which left the
+sufferer very red in the face, and elicited from him the word which is
+always greeted with laughter in a theater.</p>
+
+<p>"Say," said David, after a moment, in which he looked anxiously at his
+companion, "I don't like that cough o' your'n."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't thoroughly enjoy it myself," was the rejoinder.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to be kind o' growin' on ye, don't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," said John.</p>
+
+<p>"I was talkin' with Doc Hayes about ye," said David, "an' he allowed
+you'd ought to have your shoes off an' run loose a spell."</p>
+
+<p>John smiled a little, but did not reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Spoke to you about it, didn't he?" continued David.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"An' you told him you couldn't git away?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't tell him you wouldn't go if you could, did ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"I only told him I couldn't go," said John.</p>
+
+<p>David sat for a moment thoughtfully tapping the desk with his
+eyeglasses, and then said with his characteristic chuckle:</p>
+
+<p>"I had a letter f'm Chet Timson yestidy."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[Pg 369]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>John looked up at him, failing to see the connection.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said David, "he's out fer a job, an' the way he writes I guess
+the dander's putty well out of him. I reckon the' hain't ben nothin'
+much but hay in <i>his</i> manger fer quite a spell," remarked Mr. Harum.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm!" said John, raising his brows, conscious of a humane but very
+faint interest in Mr. Timson's affairs. Mr. Harum got out a cigar, and,
+lighting it, gave a puff or two, and continued with what struck the
+younger man as a perfectly irrelevant question. It really seemed to him
+as if his senior were making conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"How's Peleg doin' these days?" was the query.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"C'n do most anythin' 't's nec'sary, can't he?"</p>
+
+<p>A brief interruption followed upon the entrance of a man, who, after
+saying good-morning, laid a note on David's desk, asking for the money
+on it. Mr. Harum handed it back, indicating John with a motion of his
+thumb.</p>
+
+<p>The latter took it, looked at the face and back, marked his initials on
+it with a pencil, and the man went out to the counter.</p>
+
+<p>"If you was fixed so 't you could git away fer a spell," said David a
+moment or two after the customer's departure, "where would you like to
+go?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have not thought about it," said John rather listlessly.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al, s'pose you think about it a little<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[Pg 370]</a></span> now, if you hain't got no
+pressin' engagement. Bus'nis don't seem to be very rushin' this
+mornin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?" said John.</p>
+
+<p>"Because," said David impressively, "you're goin' somewhere right off,
+quick 's you c'n git ready, an' you may 's well be makin' up your mind
+where."</p>
+
+<p>John looked up in surprise. "I don't want to go away," he said, "and if
+I did, how could I leave the office?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," responded Mr. Harum, "you don't want to make a move of any kind
+that you don't actually have to, an' that's the reason fer makin' one.
+F'm what the doc said, an' f'm what I c'n see, you got to git out o'
+this dum'd climate," waving his hand toward the window, against which
+the sleet was beating, "fer a spell; an' as fur 's the office goes, Chet
+Timson 'd be tickled to death to come on an' help out while you're away,
+an' I guess 'mongst us we c'n mosey along some gait. I ain't <i>quite</i> to
+the bone-yard yet myself," he added with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>The younger man sat for a moment or two with brows contracted, and
+pulling thoughtfully at his moustache.</p>
+
+<p>"There is that matter," he said, pointing to the letter on the desk.</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't no tearin' hurry 'bout that; an' any
+way, I was goin' to make you a suggestion to put the matter into my
+hands to some extent."</p>
+
+<p>"Will you take it?" said John quickly. "That is exactly what I should
+wish in any case."</p>
+
+<p>"If you want I should," replied Mr. Harum. "Would you want to give full
+power attorney,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[Pg 371]</a></span> or jest have me say 't I was instructed to act for ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think a better way would be to put the property in your name
+altogether," said John. "Don't you think so?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wa'al," said David, thoughtfully, after a moment, "I hadn't thought of
+that, but mebbe I <i>could</i> handle the matter better if you was to do
+that. I know the parties, an' if the' was any bluffin' to be done either
+side, mebbe it would be better if they thought I was playin' my own
+hand."</p>
+
+<p>At that point Peleg appeared and asked Mr. Lenox a question which took
+the latter to the teller's counter. David sat for some time drumming on
+his desk with the fingers of both hands. A succession of violent coughs
+came from the front room. His mouth and brows contracted in a wince, and
+rising, he put on his coat and hat and went slowly out of the bank.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[Pg 372]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLV" id="CHAPTER_XLV"></a>CHAPTER XLV.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The Vaterland was advertised to sail at one o'clock, and it wanted but
+fifteen or twenty minutes of the hour. After assuring himself that his
+belongings were all together in his state-room, John made his way to the
+upper deck and leaning against the rail, watched the bustle of
+embarkation, somewhat interested in the people standing about, among
+whom it was difficult in instances to distinguish the passengers from
+those who were present to say farewell. Near him at the moment were two
+people, apparently man and wife, of middle age and rather distinguished
+appearance, to whom presently approached, with some evidence of hurry
+and with outstretched hand, a very well dressed and pleasant looking
+man.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, here you are, Mrs. Ruggles," John heard him say as he shook hands.</p>
+
+<p>Then followed some commonplaces of good wishes and farewells, and in
+reply to a question which John did not catch, he heard the lady
+addressed as Mrs. Ruggles say, "Oh, didn't you see her? We left her on
+the lower deck a few minutes ago. Ah, here she comes."</p>
+
+<p>The man turned and advanced a step to meet the person in question.
+John's eyes involuntarily followed the movement, and as he saw her
+ap<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[Pg 373]</a></span>proach his heart contracted sharply: it was Mary Blake. He turned
+away quickly, and as the collar of his ulster was about his face, for
+the air of the January day was very keen, he thought that she had not
+recognized him. A moment later he went aft around the deck-house, and
+going forward to the smoking-room, seated himself therein, and took the
+passenger list out of his pocket. He had already scanned it rather
+cursorily, having but the smallest expectation of coming upon a familiar
+name, yet feeling sure that, had hers been there, it could not have
+escaped him. Nevertheless, he now ran his eye over the columns with
+eager scrutiny, and the hands which held the paper shook a little.</p>
+
+<p>There was no name in the least like Blake. It occurred to him that by
+some chance or error hers might have been omitted, when his eye caught
+the following:</p>
+
+
+
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" width="60%" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align='left'>William Ruggles</td><td align='center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New York.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>Mrs. Ruggles</td><td align='center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>Mrs. Edward Ruggles</td><td align='center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<p>It was plain to him then. She was obviously traveling with the people
+whom she had just joined on deck, and it was equally plain that she was
+Mrs. Edward Ruggles. When he looked up the ship was out in the river.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[Pg 374]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLVI" id="CHAPTER_XLVI"></a>CHAPTER XLVI.</h2>
+
+
+<p>John had been late in applying for his passage, and in consequence, the
+ship being very full, had had to take what berth he could get, which
+happened to be in the second cabin. The occupants of these quarters,
+however, were not rated as second-class passengers. The Vaterland took
+none such on her outward voyages, and all were on the same footing as to
+the fare and the freedom of the ship. The captain and the orchestra
+appeared at dinner in the second saloon on alternate nights, and the
+only disadvantage in the location was that it was very far aft; unless
+it could be considered a drawback that the furnishings were of plain
+wood and plush instead of carving, gilding, and stamped leather. In
+fact, as the voyage proceeded, our friend decided that the after-deck
+was pleasanter than the one amidships, and the cozy second-class
+smoking-room more agreeable than the large and gorgeous one forward.</p>
+
+<p>Consequently, for a while he rarely went across the bridge which spanned
+the opening between the two decks. It may be that he had a certain
+amount of reluctance to encounter Mrs. Edward Ruggles.</p>
+
+<p>The roof of the second cabin deck-house was, when there was not too much
+wind, a favorite<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[Pg 375]</a></span> place with him. It was not much frequented, as most of
+those who spent their time on deck apparently preferred a place nearer
+amidships. He was sitting there on the morning of the fifth day out,
+looking idly over the sea, with an occasional glance at the people who
+were walking on the promenade-deck below, or leaning on the rail which
+bounded it. He turned at a slight sound behind him, and rose with his
+hat in his hand. The flush in his face, as he took the hand which was
+offered him, reflected the color in the face of the owner, but the
+grayish brown eyes, which he remembered so well, looked into his, a
+little curiously, perhaps, but frankly and kindly. She was the first to
+speak.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you do, Mr. Lenox?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you do, Mrs. Ruggles?" said John, throwing up his hand as, at
+the moment of his reply, a puff of wind blew the cape of his mackintosh
+over his head. They both laughed a little (this was their greeting after
+nearly six years), and sat down.</p>
+
+<p>"What a nice place!" she said, looking about her.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said John; "I sit here a good deal when it isn't too windy."</p>
+
+<p>"I have been wondering why I did not get a sight of you," she said. "I
+saw your name in the passenger list. Have you been ill?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm in the second cabin," he said, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him a little incredulously, and he explained.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes," she said, "I saw your name, but as you did not appear in the
+dining saloon, I thought you must either be ill or that you did<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[Pg 376]</a></span> not
+sail. Did you know that I was on board?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>It was rather an embarrassing question.</p>
+
+<p>"I have been intending," he replied rather lamely, "to make myself known
+to you&mdash;that is, to&mdash;well, make my presence on board known to you. I got
+just a glimpse of you before we sailed, when you came up to speak to a
+man who had been saying good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles. I heard him
+speak their name, and looking over the passenger list I identified you
+as Mrs. Edward Ruggles."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," she said, looking away for an instant, "I did not know that you
+had seen me, and I wondered how you came to address me as Mrs. Ruggles
+just now."</p>
+
+<p>"That was how," said John; and then, after a moment, "it seems rather
+odd, doesn't it, that we should be renewing an acquaintance on an ocean
+steamer as we did once before, so many years ago? and that the first bit
+of intelligence that I have had of you in all the years since I saw you
+last should come to me through the passenger list?"</p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever try to get any?" she asked. "I have always thought it very
+strange that we should never have heard anything about you."</p>
+
+<p>"I went to the house once, some weeks after you had gone," said John,
+"but the man in charge was out, and the maid could tell me nothing."</p>
+
+<p>"A note I wrote you at the time of your father's death," she said, "we
+found in my small nephew's overcoat pocket after we had been some time
+in California; but I wrote a second one before we left New York, telling
+you of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[Pg 377]</a></span> our intended departure, and where we were going."</p>
+
+<p>"I never received it," he said. Neither spoke for a while, and then:</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me of your sister and brother-in-law," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"My sister is at present living in Cambridge, where Jack is at college,"
+was the reply; "but poor Julius died two years ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said John, "I am grieved to hear of Mr. Carling's death. I liked
+him very much."</p>
+
+<p>"He liked you very much," she said, "and often spoke of you."</p>
+
+<p>There was another period of silence, so long, indeed, as to be somewhat
+embarrassing. None of the thoughts which followed each other in John's
+mind was of the sort which he felt like broaching. He realized that the
+situation was getting awkward, and that consciousness added to the
+confusion of his ideas. But if his companion shared his embarrassment,
+neither her face nor her manner betrayed it as at last she said,
+turning, and looking frankly at him:</p>
+
+<p>"You seem very little changed. Tell me about yourself. Tell me something
+of your life in the last six years."</p>
+
+<p>During the rest of the voyage they were together for a part of every
+day, sometimes with the company of Mrs. William Ruggles, but more often
+without it, as her husband claimed much of her attention and rarely came
+on deck; and John, from time to time, gave his companion pretty much the
+whole history of his later career. But with regard to her own life, and,
+as he noticed, especially the two years since the death of her
+brother-in-law, she was distinctly reticent. She<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[Pg 378]</a></span> never spoke of her
+marriage or her husband, and after one or two faintly tentative
+allusions, John forebore to touch upon those subjects, and was driven to
+conclude that her experience had not been a happy one. Indeed, in their
+intercourse there were times when she appeared distrait and even moody;
+but on the whole she seemed to him to be just as he had known and loved
+her years ago; and all the feeling that he had had for her then broke
+forth afresh in spite of himself&mdash;in spite of the fact that, as he told
+himself, it was more hopeless than ever: absolutely so, indeed.</p>
+
+<p>It was the last night of their voyage together. The Ruggleses were to
+leave the ship the next morning at Algiers, where they intended to
+remain for some time.</p>
+
+<p>"Would you mind going to the after-deck?" he asked. "These people
+walking about fidget me," he added rather irritably.</p>
+
+<p>She rose, and they made their way aft. John drew a couple of chairs near
+to the rail. "I don't care to sit down for the present," she said, and
+they stood looking out at sea for a while in silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember," said John at last, "a night six years ago when we
+stood together, at the end of the voyage, leaning over the rail like
+this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Does this remind you of it?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking of it," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember the last night I was at your house?" he asked, looking
+straight out over the moonlit water.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said again.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_379" id="Page_379">[Pg 379]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Did you know that night what was in my heart to say to you?"</p>
+
+<p>There was no answer.</p>
+
+<p>"May I tell you now?" he asked, giving a side glance at her profile,
+which in the moonlight showed very white.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think you ought?" she answered in a low voice, "or that I ought
+to listen to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know," he exclaimed. "You think that as a married woman you should
+not listen, and that knowing you to be one I should not speak. If it
+were to ask anything of you I would not. It is for the first and last
+time. To-morrow we part again, and for all time, I suppose. I have
+carried the words that were on my lips that night all these years in my
+heart. I know I can have no response&mdash;I expect none; but it can not harm
+you if I tell you that I loved you then, and have&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She put up her hand in protest.</p>
+
+<p>"You must not go on, Mr. Lenox," she said, turning to him, "and I must
+leave you."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you very angry with me?" he asked humbly.</p>
+
+<p>She turned her face to the sea again and gave a sad little laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Not so much as I ought to be," she answered; "but you yourself have
+given the reason why you should not say such things, and why I should
+not listen, and why I ought to say good-night."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes," he said bitterly; "of course you are right, and this is to be
+the end."</p>
+
+<p>She turned and looked at him for a moment. "You will never again speak
+to me as you have to-night, will you?" she asked.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_380" id="Page_380">[Pg 380]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I should not have said what I did had I not thought I should never see
+you again after to-morrow," said John, "and I am not likely to do that,
+am I?"</p>
+
+<p>"If I could be sure," she said hesitatingly, and as if to herself.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said John eagerly. She stood with her eyes downcast for a
+moment, one hand resting on the rail, and then she looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"We expect to stay in Algiers about two months," she said, "and then we
+are going to Naples to visit some friends for a few days, about the time
+you told me you thought you might be there. Perhaps it would be better
+if we said good-bye to-night; but if after we get home you are to spend
+your days in Homeville and I mine in New York, we shall not be likely to
+meet, and, except on this side of the ocean, we may, as you say, never
+see each other again. So, if you wish, you may come to see me in Naples
+if you happen to be there when we are. I am sure after to-night that I
+may trust you, may I not? But," she added, "perhaps you would not care.
+I am treating you very frankly; but from your standpoint you would
+expect or excuse more frankness than if I were a young girl."</p>
+
+<p>"I care very much," he declared, "and it will be a happiness to me to
+see you on any footing, and you may trust me never to break bounds
+again." She made a motion as if to depart.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't go just yet," he said pleadingly; "there is now no reason why you
+should for a while, is there? Let us sit here in this gorgeous night a
+little longer, and let me smoke a cigar."</p>
+
+<p>At the moment he was undergoing a revulsion of feeling. His state of
+mind was like that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_381" id="Page_381">[Pg 381]</a></span> of an improvident debtor who, while knowing that the
+note must be paid some time, does not quite realize it for a while after
+an extension. At last the cigar was finished. There had been but little
+said between them.</p>
+
+<p>"I really must go," she said, and he walked with her across the hanging
+bridge and down the deck to the gangway door.</p>
+
+<p>"Where shall I address you to let you know when we shall be in Naples?"
+she asked as they were about to separate.</p>
+
+<p>"Care of Cook &amp; Son," he said. "You will find the address in Baedeker."</p>
+
+<p>He saw her the next morning long enough for a touch of the hand and a
+good-bye before the bobbing, tubby little boat with its Arab crew took
+the Ruggleses on board.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_382" id="Page_382">[Pg 382]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLVII" id="CHAPTER_XLVII"></a>CHAPTER XLVII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>How John Lenox tried to kill time during the following two months, and
+how time retaliated during the process, it is needless to set forth. It
+may not, however, be wholly irrelevant to note that his cough had
+gradually disappeared, and that his appetite had become good enough to
+carry him through the average table d'h&ocirc;te dinner. On the morning after
+his arrival at Naples he found a cable dispatch at the office of Cook &amp;
+Son, as follows: "Sixty cash, forty stock. Stock good. Harum."</p>
+
+<p>"God bless the dear old boy!" said John fervently. The Pennsylvania
+property was sold at last; and if "stock good" was true, the dispatch
+informed him that he was, if not a rich man for modern days, still, as
+David would have put it, "wuth consid'able." No man, I take it, is very
+likely to receive such a piece of news without satisfaction; but if our
+friend's first sensation was one of gratification, the thought which
+followed had a drop of bitterness in it. "If I could only have had it
+before!" he said to himself; and indeed many of the disappointments of
+life, if not the greater part, come because events are unpunctual. They
+have a way of arriving sometimes too early, or worse, too late.</p>
+
+<p>Another circumstance detracted from his sat<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_383" id="Page_383">[Pg 383]</a></span>isfaction: a note he
+expected did not appear among the other communications waiting him at
+the bankers, and his mind was occupied for the while with various
+conjectures as to the reason, none of which was satisfactory. Perhaps
+she had changed her mind. Perhaps&mdash;a score of things! Well, there was
+nothing for it but to be as patient as possible and await events. He
+remembered that she had said she was to visit some friends by the name
+of Hartleigh, and she had told him the name of their villa, but for the
+moment he did not remember it. In any case he did not know the
+Hartleighs, and if she had changed her mind&mdash;as was possibly indicated
+by the omission to send him word&mdash;well&mdash;&mdash;! He shrugged his shoulders,
+mechanically lighted a cigarette, and strolled down and out of the
+Piazza Martiri and across to the Largo della Vittoria. He had a
+half-formed idea of walking back through the Villa Nazionale, spending
+an hour at the Aquarium, and then to his hotel for luncheon. It occurred
+to him at the moment that there was a steamer from Genoa on the Monday
+following, that he was tired of wandering about aimlessly and alone, and
+that there was really no reason why he should not take the said steamer
+and go home. Occupied with these reflections, he absently observed, just
+opposite to him across the way, a pair of large bay horses in front of a
+handsome landau. A coachman in livery was on the box, and a small
+footman, very much coated and silk-hatted, was standing about; and, as
+he looked, two ladies came out of the arched entrance to the court of
+the building before which the equipage was halted, and the small footman
+sprang to the carriage door.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_384" id="Page_384">[Pg 384]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>One of the ladies was a stranger to him, but the other was Mrs. William
+Ruggles; and John, seeing that he had been recognized, at once crossed
+over to the carriage; and presently, having accepted an invitation to
+breakfast, found himself sitting opposite them on his way to the Villa
+Violante. The conversation during the drive up to the Vomero need not be
+detailed. Mrs. Hartleigh arrived at the opinion that our friend was
+rather a dull person. Mrs. Ruggles, as he had found out, was usually
+rather taciturn. Neither is it necessary to say very much of the
+breakfast, nor of the people assembled.</p>
+
+<p>It appeared that several guests had departed the previous day, and the
+people at table consisted only of Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles, Mary, Mr. and
+Mrs. Hartleigh and their two daughters, and John, whose conversation was
+mostly with his host, and was rather desultory. In fact, there was
+during the meal a perceptible air of something like disquietude. Mr.
+Ruggles in particular said almost nothing, and wore an appearance of
+what seemed like anxiety. Once he turned to his host: "When ought I to
+get an answer to that cable, Hartleigh? to-day, do you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I should say so without doubt," was the reply, "if it's answered
+promptly, and in fact there's plenty of time. Remember that we are about
+six hours earlier than New York by the clock, and it's only about seven
+in the morning over there."</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Coffee was served on the balustraded platform of the flight of marble
+steps leading down to the grounds below.</p>
+
+<p>"Mary," said Mrs. Hartleigh, when cigarettes<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_385" id="Page_385">[Pg 385]</a></span> had been offered, "don't
+you want to show Mr. Lenox something of La Violante?"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall take you to my favorite place," she said, as they descended the
+steps together.</p>
+
+<p>The southern front of the grounds of the Villa Violante is bounded and
+upheld by a wall of tufa fifty feet in height and some four hundred feet
+long. About midway of its length a semicircular bench of marble, with a
+rail, is built out over one of the buttresses. From this point is
+visible the whole bay and harbor of Naples, and about one third of the
+city lies in sight, five hundred feet below. To the left one sees
+Vesuvius and the Sant' Angelo chain, which the eye follows to Sorrento.
+Straight out in front stands Capri, and to the right the curve of the
+bay, ending at Posilipo. The two, John and his companion, halted near
+the bench, and leaned upon the parapet of the wall for a while in
+silence. From the streets below rose no rumble of traffic, no sound of
+hoof or wheel; but up through three thousand feet of distance came from
+here and there the voices of street-venders, the clang of a bell, and
+ever and anon the pathetic supplication of a donkey. Absolute quiet
+prevailed where they stood, save for these upcoming sounds. The April
+sun, deliciously warm, drew a smoky odor from the hedge of box with
+which the parapet walk was bordered, in and out of which darted small
+green lizards with the quickness of little fishes.</p>
+
+<p>John drew a long breath.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe there is another such view in the world," he said. "I
+do not wonder that this is your favorite spot."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said, "you should see the grounds&mdash;the whole place is
+superb&mdash;but this is the glory<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_386" id="Page_386">[Pg 386]</a></span> of it all, and I have brought you
+straight here because I wanted to see it with you, and this may be the
+only opportunity."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?" he asked apprehensively.</p>
+
+<p>"You heard Mr. Ruggles's question about the cable dispatch?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she said, "our plans have been very much upset by some things he
+has heard from home. We came on from Algiers ten days earlier than we
+had intended, and if the reply to Mr. Ruggles's cable is unfavorable, we
+are likely to depart for Genoa to-morrow and take the steamer for home
+on Monday. The reason why I did not send a note to your bankers," she
+added, "was that we came on the same boat that I intended to write by;
+and Mr. Hartleigh's man has inquired for you every day at Cook's so that
+Mr. Hartleigh might know of your coming and call upon you."</p>
+
+<p>John gave a little exclamation of dismay. Her face was very still as she
+gazed out over the sea with half-closed eyes. He caught the scent of the
+violets in the bosom of her white dress.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us sit down," she said at last. "I have something I wish to say to
+you."</p>
+
+<p>He made no rejoinder as they seated themselves, and during the moment or
+two of silence in which she seemed to be meditating how to begin, he sat
+bending forward, holding his stick with both hands between his knees,
+absently prodding holes in the gravel.</p>
+
+<p>"I think," she began, "that if I did not believe the chances were for
+our going to-morrow, I would not say it to-day." John bit his lip and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_387" id="Page_387">[Pg 387]</a></span>
+gave the gravel a more vigorous punch. "But I have felt that I must say
+it to you some time before we saw the last of each other, whenever that
+time should be."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it anything about what happened on board ship?" he asked in a low
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she replied, "it concerns all that took place on board ship, or
+nearly all, and I have had many misgivings about it. I am afraid that I
+did wrong, and I am afraid, too, that in your secret heart you would
+admit it."</p>
+
+<p>"No, never!" he exclaimed. "If there was any wrong done, it was wholly
+of my own doing. I was alone to blame. I ought to have remembered that
+you were married, and perhaps&mdash;yes, I did remember it in a way, but I
+could not realize it. I had never seen or heard of your husband, or
+heard of your marriage. He was a perfectly unreal person to me, and
+you&mdash;you seemed only the Mary Blake that I had known, and as I had known
+you. I said what I did that night upon an impulse which was as
+unpremeditated as it was sudden. I don't see how you were wrong. You
+couldn't have foreseen what took place&mdash;and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Have you not been sorry for what took place?" she asked, with her eyes
+on the ground. "Have you not thought the less of me since?"</p>
+
+<p>He turned and looked at her. There was a little smile upon her lips and
+on her downcast eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"No, by Heaven!" he exclaimed desperately, "I have not, and I am not
+sorry. Whether I ought to have said what I did or not, it was true, and
+I wanted you to know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He broke off as she turned to him with a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_388" id="Page_388">[Pg 388]</a></span> smile and a blush. The smile
+was almost a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"But, John," she said, "I am not Mrs. Edward Ruggles. I am Mary Blake."</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The parapet was fifty feet above the terrace. The hedge of box was an
+impervious screen.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Well, and then, after a little of that sort of thing, they both began
+hurriedly to admire the view again, for some one was coming. But it was
+only one of the gardeners, who did not understand English; and
+confidence being once more restored, they fell to
+discussing&mdash;everything.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think you could live in Homeville, dear?" asked John after a
+while.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose I shall have to, shall I not?" said Mary. "And are you, too,
+really happy, John?"</p>
+
+<p>John instantly proved to her that he was. "But it almost makes me
+unhappy," he added, "to think how nearly we have missed each other. If I
+had only known in the beginning that you were not Mrs. Edward Ruggles!"</p>
+
+<p>Mary laughed joyously. The mistake which a moment before had seemed
+almost tragic now appeared delightfully funny.</p>
+
+<p>"The explanation is painfully simple," she answered. "Mrs. Edward
+Ruggles&mdash;the real one&mdash;did expect to come on the Vaterland, whereas I
+did not. But the day before the steamer sailed she was summoned to
+Andover by the serious illness of her only son, who is at school there.
+I took her ticket, got ready overnight&mdash;I like to start on these
+unpremeditated journeys&mdash;and here I am." John put his arm<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_389" id="Page_389">[Pg 389]</a></span> about her to
+make sure of this, and kept it there&mdash;lest he should forget. "When we
+met on the steamer and I saw the error you had made I was tempted&mdash;and
+yielded&mdash;to let you go on uncorrected. But," she added, looking lovingly
+up into John's eyes, "I'm glad you found out your mistake at last."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_390" id="Page_390">[Pg 390]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XLVIII" id="CHAPTER_XLVIII"></a>CHAPTER XLVIII.</h2>
+
+
+<p>A fortnight later Mr. Harum sat at his desk in the office of Harum &amp; Co.
+There were a number of letters for him, but the one he opened first bore
+a foreign stamp, and was postmarked "Napoli." That he was deeply
+interested in the contents of this epistle was manifest from the
+beginning, not only from the expression of his face, but from the
+frequent "wa'al, wa'als" which were elicited as he went on; but interest
+grew into excitement as he neared the close, and culminated as he read
+the last few lines.</p>
+
+<p>"Scat my CATS!" he cried, and, grabbing his hat and the letter, he
+bolted out of the back door in the direction of the house, leaving the
+rest of his correspondence to be digested&mdash;any time.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_391" id="Page_391">[Pg 391]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="EPILOGUE" id="EPILOGUE"></a>EPILOGUE.</h2>
+
+
+<p>I might, in conclusion, tell how John's further life in Homeville was of
+comparatively short duration; how David died of injuries received in a
+runaway accident; how John found himself the sole executor of his late
+partner's estate, and, save for a life provision for Mrs. Bixbee, the
+only legatee, and rich enough (if indeed with his own and his wife's
+money he had not been so before) to live wherever he pleased. But as
+heretofore I have confined myself strictly to facts, I am, to be
+consistent, constrained to abide by them now. Indeed, I am too
+conscientious to do otherwise, notwithstanding the temptation to make
+what might be a more artistic ending to my story. David is not only
+living, but appears almost no older than when we first knew him, and is
+still just as likely to "git goin'" on occasion. Even "old Jinny" is
+still with us, though her master does most of his "joggin' 'round"
+behind a younger horse. Whatever Mr. Harum's testamentary intentions may
+be, or even whether he has made a will or not, nobody knows but himself
+and his attorney. Aunt Polly&mdash;well, there is a little more of her than
+when we first made her acquaintance, say twenty pounds.</p>
+
+<p>John and his wife live in a house which they built on the shore of the
+lake. It is a settled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_392" id="Page_392">[Pg 392]</a></span> thing that David and his sister dine with them
+every Sunday. Mrs. Bixbee at first looked a little askance at the wine
+on the table, but she does not object to it now. Being a "son o'
+temp'rence," she has never been induced to taste any champagne, but on
+one occasion she was persuaded to take the smallest sip of claret.
+"Wa'al," she remarked with a wry face, "I guess the' can't be much sin
+or danger 'n drinkin' anythin' 't tastes the way <i>that</i> does."</p>
+
+<p>She and Mrs. Lenox took to each other from the first, and the latter has
+quite supplanted (and more) Miss Claricy (Mrs. Elton) with David. In
+fact, he said to our friend one day during the first year of the
+marriage, "Say, John, I ain't sure but what we'll have to hitch that
+wife o' your'n on the off side."</p>
+
+<p>I had nearly forgotten one person whose conversation has yet to be
+recorded in print, but which is considered very interesting by at least
+four people. His name is David Lenox.</p>
+
+<p>I think that's all.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
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+Title: David Harum
+ A Story of American Life
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+DAVID HARUM
+
+A Story of American Life
+
+by
+
+EDWARD NOYES WESTCOTT
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+New York
+D. Appleton and Company
+1899
+Copyright, 1898,
+By D. Appleton and Company.
+
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+ The's as much human nature in some folks as th' is in others, if
+ not more.--DAVID HARUM.
+
+
+One of the most conspicuous characteristics of our contemporary native
+fiction is an increasing tendency to subordinate plot or story to the
+bold and realistic portrayal of some of the types of American life and
+manners. And the reason for this is not far to seek. The extraordinary
+mixing of races which has been going on here for more than a century has
+produced an enormously diversified human result; and the products of
+this "hybridization" have been still further differentiated by an
+environment that ranges from the Everglades of Florida to the glaciers
+of Alaska. The existence of these conditions, and the great literary
+opportunities which they contain, American writers long ago perceived;
+and, with a generally true appreciation of artistic values, they have
+created from them a gallery of brilliant _genre_ pictures which to-day
+stand for the highest we have yet attained in the art of fiction.
+
+Thus it is that we have (to mention but a few) studies of Louisiana and
+her people by Mr. Cable; of Virginia and Georgia by Thomas Nelson Page
+and Joel Chandler Harris; of New England by Miss Jewett and Miss
+Wilkins; of the Middle West by Miss French (Octave Thanet); of the great
+Northwest by Hamlin Garland; of Canada and the land of the _habitans_ by
+Gilbert Parker; and finally, though really first in point of time, the
+Forty-niners and their successors by Bret Harte. This list might be
+indefinitely extended, for it is growing daily, but it is long enough as
+it stands to show that every section of our country has, or soon will
+have, its own painter and historian, whose works will live and become a
+permanent part of our literature in just the degree that they are
+artistically true. Some of these writers have already produced many
+books, while others have gained general recognition and even fame by the
+vividness and power of a single study, like Mr. Howe with The Story of a
+Country Town. But each one, it will be noticed, has chosen for his field
+of work that part of our country wherein he passed the early and
+formative years of his life; a natural selection that is, perhaps, an
+unconscious affirmation of David Harum's aphorism: "Ev'ry hoss c'n do a
+thing better 'n' spryer if he's ben broke to it as a colt."
+
+In the case of the present volume the conditions are identical with
+those just mentioned. Most of the scenes are laid in central New York,
+where the author, Edward Noyes Westcott, was born, September 24, 1847,
+and where he died of consumption, March 31, 1898. Nearly all his life
+was passed in his native city of Syracuse, and although banking and not
+authorship was the occupation of his active years, yet his sensitive and
+impressionable temperament had become so saturated with the local
+atmosphere, and his retentive memory so charged with facts, that when at
+length he took up the pen he was able to create in David Harum a
+character so original, so true, and so strong, yet withal so
+delightfully quaint and humorous, that we are at once compelled to admit
+that here is a new and permanent addition to the long list of American
+literary portraits.
+
+The book is a novel, and throughout it runs a love story which is
+characterized by sympathetic treatment and a constantly increasing
+interest; but the title role is taken by the old country banker,
+David Harum: dry, quaint, somewhat illiterate, no doubt, but possessing
+an amazing amount of knowledge not found in printed books, and holding
+fast to the cheerful belief that there is nothing wholly bad or useless
+in this world. Or, in his own words: "A reasonable amount of fleas
+is good for a dog--they keep him f'm broodin' on bein' a dog."
+This horse-trading country banker and reputed Shylock, but real
+philanthropist, is an accurate portrayal of a type that exists in the
+rural districts of central New York to-day. Variations of him may be
+seen daily, driving about in their road wagons or seated in their "bank
+parlors," shrewd, sharp-tongued, honest as the sunlight from most points
+of view, but in a horse trade much inclined to follow the rule laid down
+by Mr. Harum himself for such transactions: "Do unto the other feller
+the way he'd like to do unto you--an' do it fust."
+
+The genial humor and sunny atmosphere which pervade these pages are in
+dramatic contrast with the circumstances under which they were written.
+The book was finished while the author lay upon his deathbed, but,
+happily for the reader, no trace of his sufferings appears here. It was
+not granted that he should live to see his work in its present completed
+form, a consummation he most earnestly desired; but it seems not
+unreasonable to hope that the result of his labors will be appreciated,
+and that David Harum will endure.
+
+FORBES HEERMANS.
+
+SYRACUSE, N.Y., _August 20, 1898._
+
+
+
+
+DAVID HARUM.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+David poured half of his second cup of tea into his saucer to lower its
+temperature to the drinking point, and helped himself to a second cut of
+ham and a third egg. Whatever was on his mind to have kept him unusually
+silent during the evening meal, and to cause certain wrinkles in his
+forehead suggestive of perplexity or misgiving, had not impaired his
+appetite. David was what he called "a good feeder."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee, known to most of those who enjoyed the privilege of her
+acquaintance as "Aunt Polly," though nieces and nephews of her blood
+there were none in Homeville, Freeland County, looked curiously at her
+brother, as, in fact, she had done at intervals during the repast; and
+concluding at last that further forbearance was uncalled for, relieved
+the pressure of her curiosity thus:
+
+"Guess ye got somethin' on your mind, hain't ye? You hain't hardly said
+aye, yes, ner no sence you set down. Anythin' gone 'skew?"
+
+David lifted his saucer, gave the contents a precautionary blow, and
+emptied it with sundry windy suspirations.
+
+"No," he said, "nothin' hain't gone exac'ly wrong, 's ye might say--not
+yet; but I done that thing I was tellin' ye of to-day."
+
+"Done what thing?" she asked perplexedly.
+
+"I telegraphed to New York," he replied, "fer that young feller to come
+on--the young man General Wolsey wrote me about. I got a letter from him
+to-day, an' I made up my mind 'the sooner the quicker,' an' I
+telegraphed him to come 's soon 's he could."
+
+"I forgit what you said his name was," said Aunt Polly.
+
+"There's his letter," said David, handing it across the table. "Read it
+out 'loud."
+
+"You read it," she said, passing it back after a search in her pocket;
+"I must 'a' left my specs in the settin'-room."
+
+The letter was as follows:
+
+ "DEAR SIR: I take the liberty of addressing you at the
+ instance of General Wolsey, who spoke to me of the matter of your
+ communication to him, and was kind enough to say that he would
+ write you in my behalf. My acquaintance with him has been in the
+ nature of a social rather than a business one, and I fancy that he
+ can only recommend me on general grounds. I will say, therefore,
+ that I have had some experience with accounts, but not much
+ practice in them for nearly three years. Nevertheless, unless the
+ work you wish done is of an intricate nature, I think I shall be
+ able to accomplish it with such posting at the outset as most
+ strangers would require. General Wolsey told me that you wanted
+ some one as soon as possible. I have nothing to prevent me from
+ starting at once if you desire to have me. A telegram addressed to
+ me at the office of the Trust Company will reach me promptly.
+
+ "Yours very truly,
+
+ "JOHN K. LENOX."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, looking over his glasses at his sister, "what do
+you think on't?"
+
+"The' ain't much brag in't," she replied thoughtfully.
+
+"No," said David, putting his eyeglasses back in their case, "th' ain't
+no brag ner no promises; he don't even say he'll do his best, like most
+fellers would. He seems to have took it fer granted that I'll take it
+fer granted, an' that's what I like about it. Wa'al," he added, "the
+thing's done, an' I'll be lookin' fer him to-morrow mornin' or evenin'
+at latest."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee sat for a moment with her large, light blue, and rather
+prominent eyes fixed on her brother's face, and then she said, with a
+slight undertone of anxiety, "Was you cal'latin' to have that young man
+from New York come here?"
+
+"I hadn't no such idee," he replied, with a slight smile, aware of what
+was passing in her mind. "What put that in your head?"
+
+"Wa'al," she answered, "you know the' ain't scarcely anybody in the
+village that takes boarders in the winter, an' I was wonderin' what he
+would do."
+
+"I s'pose he'll go to the Eagle," said David. "I dunno where else,
+'nless it's to the Lake House."
+
+"The Eagil!" she exclaimed contemptuously. "Land sakes! Comin' here from
+New York! He won't stan' it there a week."
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "mebbe he will an' mebbe he won't, but I don't
+see what else the' is for it, an' I guess 'twon't kill him for a spell
+The fact is--" he was proceeding when Mrs. Bixbee interrupted him.
+
+"I guess we'd better adjourn t' the settin'-room an' let Sairy clear off
+the tea-things," she said, rising and going into the kitchen.
+
+"What was you sayin'?" she asked, as she presently found her brother in
+the apartment designated, and seated herself with her mending-basket in
+her lap.
+
+"The fact is, I was sayin'," he resumed, sitting with hand and forearm
+resting on a round table, in the centre of which was a large kerosene
+lamp, "that my notion was, fust off, to have him come here, but when I
+come to think on't I changed my mind. In the fust place, except that
+he's well recommended, I don't know nothin' about him; an' in the
+second, you'n I are pretty well set in our ways, an' git along all right
+just as we be. I may want the young feller to stay, an' then agin I may
+not--we'll see. It's a good sight easier to git a fishhook in 'n 'tis to
+git it out. I expect he'll find it putty tough at first, but if he's a
+feller that c'n be drove out of bus'nis by a spell of the Eagle Tavern,
+he ain't the feller I'm lookin' fer--though I will allow," he added with
+a grimace, "that it'll be a putty hard test. But if I want to say to
+him, after tryin' him a spell, that I guess me an' him don't seem likely
+to hitch, we'll both take it easier if we ain't livin' in the same
+house. I guess I'll take a look at the Trybune," said David, unfolding
+that paper.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee went on with her needlework, with an occasional side glance
+at her brother, who was immersed in the gospel of his politics. Twice
+or thrice she opened her lips as if to address him, but apparently some
+restraining thought interposed. Finally, the impulse to utter her mind
+culminated. "Dave," she said, "d' you know what Deakin Perkins is sayin'
+about ye?"
+
+David opened his paper so as to hide his face, and the corners of his
+mouth twitched as he asked in return, "Wa'al, what's the deakin sayin'
+now?"
+
+"He's sayin'," she replied, in a voice mixed of indignation and
+apprehension, "thet you sold him a balky horse, an' he's goin' to hev
+the law on ye." David's shoulders shook behind the sheltering page, and
+his mouth expanded in a grin.
+
+"Wa'al," he replied after a moment, lowering the paper and looking
+gravely at his companion over his glasses, "next to the deakin's
+religious experience, them of lawin' an' horse-tradin' air his strongest
+p'ints, an' he works the hull on 'em to once sometimes."
+
+The evasiveness of this generality was not lost on Mrs. Bixbee, and she
+pressed the point with, "Did ye? an' will he?"
+
+"Yes, an' no, an' mebbe, an' mebbe not," was the categorical reply.
+
+"Wa'al," she answered with a snap, "mebbe you call that an answer. I
+s'pose if you don't want to let on you won't, but I do believe you've
+ben playin' some trick on the deakin, an' won't own up. I do wish," she
+added, "that if you hed to git rid of a balky horse onto somebody you'd
+hev picked out somebody else."
+
+"When you got a balker to dispose of," said David gravely, "you can't
+alwus pick an' choose. Fust come, fust served." Then he went on more
+seriously: "Now I'll tell ye. Quite a while ago--in fact, not long
+after I come to enjoy the priv'lidge of the deakin's acquaintance--we
+hed a deal. I wasn't jest on my guard, knowin' him to be a deakin an'
+all that, an' he lied to me so splendid that I was took in, clean over
+my head, he done me so brown I was burnt in places, an' you c'd smell
+smoke 'round me fer some time."
+
+"Was it a horse?" asked Mrs. Bixbee gratuitously.
+
+"Wa'al," David replied, "mebbe it _had_ ben some time, but at that
+partic'lar time the only thing to determine that fact was that it wa'n't
+nothin' else."
+
+"Wa'al, I declare!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, wondering not more at the
+deacon's turpitude than at the lapse in David's acuteness, of which she
+had an immense opinion, but commenting only on the former. "I'm 'mazed
+at the deakin."
+
+"Yes'm," said David with a grin, "I'm quite a liar myself when it comes
+right down to the hoss bus'nis, but the deakin c'n give me both bowers
+ev'ry hand. He done it so slick that I had to laugh when I come to think
+it over--an' I had witnesses to the hull confab, too, that he didn't
+know of, an' I c'd 've showed him up in great shape if I'd had a mind
+to."
+
+"Why didn't ye?" said Aunt Polly, whose feelings about the deacon were
+undergoing a revulsion.
+
+"Wa'al, to tell ye the truth, I was so completely skunked that I hadn't
+a word to say. I got rid o' the thing fer what it was wuth fer hide an'
+taller, an' stid of squealin' 'round the way you say he's doin', like a
+stuck pig, I kep' my tongue between my teeth an' laid to git even some
+time."
+
+"You ort to 've hed the law on him," declared Mrs. Bixbee, now fully
+converted. "The old scamp!"
+
+"Wa'al," was the reply, "I gen'all prefer to settle out of court, an' in
+this partic'lar case, while I might 'a' ben willin' t' admit that I hed
+ben did up, I didn't feel much like swearin' to it. I reckoned the time
+'d come when mebbe I'd git the laugh on the deakin, an' it did, an'
+we're putty well settled now in full."
+
+"You mean this last pufformance?" asked Mrs. Bixbee. "I wish you'd quit
+beatin' about the bush, an' tell me the hull story."
+
+"Wa'al, it's like this, then, if you _will_ hev it. I was over to
+Whiteboro a while ago on a little matter of worldly bus'nis, an' I seen
+a couple of fellers halter-exercisin' a hoss in the tavern yard. I stood
+'round a spell watchin' 'em, an' when he come to a standstill I went an'
+looked him over, an' I liked his looks fust rate.
+
+"'Fer sale?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says the chap that was leadin' him, 'I never see the hoss that
+wa'n't if the price was right.'
+
+"'Your'n?' I says.
+
+"'Mine an' his'n,' he says, noddin' his head at the other feller.
+
+"'What ye askin' fer him?' I says.
+
+"'One-fifty,' he says.
+
+"I looked him all over agin putty careful, an' once or twice I kind o'
+shook my head 's if I didn't quite like what I seen, an' when I got
+through I sort o' half turned away without sayin' anythin', 's if I'd
+seen enough.
+
+"'The' ain't a scratch ner a pimple on him,' says the feller, kind o'
+resentin' my looks. 'He's sound an' kind, an' 'll stand without
+hitchin', an' a lady c'n drive him 's well 's a man."'
+
+"'I ain't got anythin' agin him,' I says, 'an' prob'ly that's all true,
+ev'ry word on't; but one-fifty's a consid'able price fer a hoss these
+days. I hain't no pressin' use fer another hoss, an', in fact,' I says,
+'I've got one or two fer sale myself.'
+
+"'He's wuth two hunderd jest as he stands,' the feller says. 'He hain't
+had no trainin', an' he c'n draw two men in a road-wagin better'n
+fifty.'
+
+"Wa'al, the more I looked at him the better I liked him, but I only
+says, 'Jes' so, jes' so, he may be wuth the money, but jest as I'm fixed
+now he ain't wuth it to _me_, an' I hain't got that much money with me
+if he was,' I says. The other feller hadn't said nothin' up to that
+time, an' he broke in now. 'I s'pose you'd take him fer a gift, wouldn't
+ye?' he says, kind o' sneerin'.
+
+"'Wa'al, yes,' I says, 'I dunno but I would if you'd throw in a pound of
+tea an' a halter.'
+
+"He kind o' laughed an' says, 'Wa'al, this ain't no gift enterprise, an'
+I guess we ain't goin' to trade, but I'd like to know,' he says, 'jest
+as a matter of curios'ty, what you'd say he _was_ wuth to ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I come over this mornin' to see a feller that owed me
+a trifle o' money. Exceptin' of some loose change, what he paid me 's
+all I got with me,' I says, takin' out my wallet. 'That wad's got a
+hunderd an' twenty-five into it, an' if you'd sooner have your hoss an'
+halter than the wad,' I says, 'why, I'll bid ye good-day.'
+
+"'You're offerin' one-twenty-five fer the hoss an' halter?' he says.
+
+"'That's what I'm doin',' I says.
+
+"'You've made a trade,' he says, puttin' out his hand fer the money an'
+handin' the halter over to me."
+
+"An' didn't ye suspicion nuthin' when he took ye up like that?" asked
+Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"I did smell woolen some," said David, "but I had the _hoss_ an' they
+had the _money_, an', as fur 's I c'd see, the critter was all right.
+Howsomever, I says to 'em: 'This here's all right, fur 's it's gone, but
+you've talked putty strong 'bout this hoss. I don't know who you fellers
+be, but I c'n find out,' I says. Then the fust feller that done the
+talkin' 'bout the hoss put in an' says, 'The' hain't ben one word said
+to you about this hoss that wa'n't gospel truth, not one word.' An' when
+I come to think on't afterward," said David with a half laugh, "it mebbe
+wa'n't _gospel_ truth, but it was good enough _jury_ truth. I guess this
+ain't over 'n' above interestin' to ye, is it?" he asked after a pause,
+looking doubtfully at his sister.
+
+"Yes, 'tis," she asserted. "I'm lookin' forrered to where the deakin
+comes in, but you jest tell it your own way."
+
+"I'll git there all in good time," said David, "but some of the point of
+the story'll be lost if I don't tell ye what come fust."
+
+"I allow to stan' it 's long 's you can," she said encouragingly,
+"seein' what work I had gettin' ye started. Did ye find out anythin'
+'bout them fellers?"
+
+"I ast the barn man if he knowed who they was, an' he said he never seen
+'em till the yestiddy before, an' didn't know 'em f'm Adam. They come
+along with a couple of hosses, one drivin' an' t'other leadin'--the one
+I bought. I ast him if they knowed who I was, an' he said one on 'em
+ast him, an' he told him. The feller said to him, seein' me drive up:
+'That's a putty likely-lookin' hoss. Who's drivin' him?' An' he says to
+the feller: 'That's Dave Harum, f'm over to Homeville. He's a great
+feller fer hosses,' he says."
+
+"Dave," said Mrs. Bixbee, "them chaps jest laid fer ye, didn't they?"
+
+"I reckon they did," he admitted; "an' they was as slick a pair as was
+ever drawed to," which expression was lost upon his sister. David rubbed
+the fringe of yellowish-gray hair which encircled his bald pate for a
+moment.
+
+"Wa'al," he resumed, "after the talk with the barn man, I smelt woolen
+stronger'n ever, but I didn't say nothin', an' had the mare hitched an'
+started back. Old Jinny drives with one hand, an' I c'd watch the new
+one all right, an' as we come along I begun to think I wa'n't stuck
+after all. I never see a hoss travel evener an' nicer, an' when we come
+to a good level place I sent the old mare along the best she knew, an'
+the new one never broke his gait, an' kep' right up 'ithout 'par'ntly
+half tryin'; an' Jinny don't take most folks' dust neither. I swan!
+'fore I got home I reckoned I'd jest as good as made seventy-five
+anyway."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+"Then the' wa'n't nothin' the matter with him, after all," commented
+Mrs. Bixbee in rather a disappointed tone.
+
+"The meanest thing top of the earth was the matter with him," declared
+David, "but I didn't find it out till the next afternoon, an' then I
+found it out good. I hitched him to the open buggy an' went 'round by
+the East road, 'cause that ain't so much travelled. He went along all
+right till we got a mile or so out of the village, an' then I slowed him
+down to a walk. Wa'al, sir, scat my ----! He hadn't walked more'n a rod
+'fore he come to a dead stan'still. I clucked an' git-app'd, an' finely
+took the gad to him a little; but he only jest kind o' humped up a
+little, an' stood like he'd took root."
+
+"Wa'al, now!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Yes'm," said David; "I was stuck in ev'ry sense of the word."
+
+"What d'ye do?"
+
+"Wa'al, I tried all the tricks I knowed--an' I could lead him--but when
+I was in the buggy he wouldn't stir till he got good an' ready; 'n' then
+he'd start of his own accord an' go on a spell, an'--"
+
+"Did he keep it up?" Mrs. Bixbee interrupted.
+
+"Wa'al, I s'd say he did. I finely got home with the critter, but I
+thought one time I'd either hev to lead him or spend the night on the
+East road. He balked five sep'rate times, varyin' in length, an' it was
+dark when we struck the barn."
+
+"I should hev thought you'd a wanted to kill him," said Mrs. Bixbee;
+"an' the fellers that sold him to ye, too."
+
+"The' _was_ times," David replied, with a nod of his head, "when if he'd
+a fell down dead I wouldn't hev figgered on puttin' a band on my hat,
+but it don't never pay to git mad with a hoss; an' as fur 's the feller
+I bought him of, when I remembered how he told me he'd stand without
+hitchin', I swan! I had to laugh. I did, fer a fact. 'Stand without
+hitchin'!' He, he, he!"
+
+"I guess you wouldn't think it was so awful funny if you hadn't gone an'
+stuck that horse onto Deakin Perkins--an' I don't see how you done it."
+
+"Mebbe that _is_ part of the joke," David allowed, "an' I'll tell ye th'
+rest on't. Th' next day I hitched the new one to th' dem'crat wagin an'
+put in a lot of straps an' rope, an' started off fer the East road agin.
+He went fust rate till we come to about the place where we had the fust
+trouble, an', sure enough, he balked agin. I leaned over an' hit him a
+smart cut on the off shoulder, but he only humped a little, an' never
+lifted a foot. I hit him another lick, with the selfsame result. Then I
+got down an' I strapped that animal so't he couldn't move nothin' but
+his head an' tail, an' got back into the buggy. Wa'al, bom-by, it may
+'a' ben ten minutes, or it may 'a' ben more or less--it's slow work
+settin' still behind a balkin' hoss--he was ready to go on his own
+account, but he couldn't budge. He kind o' looked around, much as to
+say, 'What on earth's the matter?' an' then he tried another move, an'
+then another, but no go. Then I got down an' took the hopples off an'
+then climbed back into the buggy, an' says 'Cluck, to him, an' off he
+stepped as chipper as could be, an' we went joggin' along all right
+mebbe two mile, an' when I slowed up, up he come agin. I gin him another
+clip in the same place on the shoulder, an' I got down an' tied him up
+agin, an' the same thing happened as before, on'y it didn't take him
+quite so long to make up his mind about startin', an' we went some
+further without a hitch. But I had to go through the pufformance the
+third time before he got it into his head that if he didn't go when _I_
+wanted he couldn't go when _he_ wanted, an' that didn't suit him; an'
+when he felt the whip on his shoulder it meant bus'nis."
+
+"Was that the end of his balkin'?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"I had to give him one more go-round," said David, "an' after that I
+didn't have no more trouble with him. He showed symptoms at times, but a
+touch of the whip on the shoulder alwus fetched him. I alwus carried
+them straps, though, till the last two or three times."
+
+"Wa'al, what's the deakin kickin' about, then?" asked Aunt Polly.
+"You're jest sayin' you broke him of balkin'."
+
+"Wa'al," said David slowly, "some hosses will balk with some folks an'
+not with others. You can't most alwus gen'ally tell."
+
+"Didn't the deakin have a chance to try him?"
+
+"He had all the chance he ast fer," replied David. "Fact is, he done
+most of the sellin', as well 's the buyin', himself."
+
+"How's that?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "it come about like this: After I'd got the hoss
+where I c'd handle him I begun to think I'd had some int'restin' an'
+valu'ble experience, an' it wa'n't scurcely fair to keep it all to
+myself. I didn't want no patent on't, an' I was willin' to let some
+other feller git a piece. So one mornin', week before last--let's see,
+week ago Tuesday it was, an' a mighty nice mornin' it was, too--one o'
+them days that kind o' lib'ral up your mind--I allowed to hitch an'
+drive up past the deakin's an' back, an' mebbe git somethin' to
+strengthen my faith, et cetery, in case I run acrost him. Wa'al, 's I
+come along I seen the deakin putterin' 'round, an' I waved my hand to
+him an' went by a-kitin'. I went up the road a ways an' killed a little
+time, an' when I come back there was the deakin, as I expected. He was
+leanin' over the fence, an' as I jogged up he hailed me, an' I pulled
+up.
+
+"'Mornin', Mr. Harum,' he says.
+
+"'Mornin', deakin,' I says. 'How are ye? an' how's Mis' Perkins these
+days?'
+
+"'I'm fair,' he says; 'fair to middlin', but Mis' Perkins is ailin'
+some--as _usyul_' he says."
+
+"They do say," put in Mrs. Bixbee, "thet Mis' Perkins don't hev much of
+a time herself."
+
+"Guess she hez all the time the' is," answered David. "Wa'al," he went
+on, "we passed the time o' day, an' talked a spell about the weather an'
+all that, an' finely I straightened up the lines as if I was goin' on,
+an' then I says: 'Oh, by the way,' I says, 'I jest thought on't. I heard
+Dominie White was lookin' fer a hoss that 'd suit him.' 'I hain't
+heard,' he says; but I see in a minute he had--an' it really was a
+fact--an' I says: 'I've got a roan colt risin' five, that I took on a
+debt a spell ago, that I'll sell reasonable, that's as likely an' nice
+ev'ry way a young hoss as ever I owned. I don't need him,' I says, 'an'
+didn't want to take him, but it was that or nothin' at the time an' glad
+to git it, an' I'll sell him a barg'in. Now what I want to say to you,
+deakin, is this: That hoss 'd suit the dominie to a tee in my opinion,
+but the dominie won't come to me. Now if _you_ was to say to him--bein'
+in his church an' all thet,' I says, 'that you c'd get him the right
+kind of a hoss, he'd believe you, an' you an' me 'd be doin' a little
+stroke of bus'nis, an' a favor to the dominie into the bargain. The
+dominie's well off,' I says, 'an' c'n afford to drive a good hoss.'"
+
+"What did the deakin say?" asked Aunt Polly as David stopped for breath.
+
+"I didn't expect him to jump down my throat," he answered; "but I seen
+him prick up his ears, an' all the time I was talkin' I noticed him
+lookin' my hoss over, head an' foot. 'Now I 'member,' he says, 'hearin'
+sunthin' 'bout Mr. White's lookin' fer a hoss, though when you fust
+spoke on't it had slipped my mind. Of course,' he says, 'the' ain't any
+real reason why Mr. White shouldn't deal with you direct, an' yit mebbe
+I _could_ do more with him 'n you could. But,' he says, 'I wa'n't
+cal'latin' to go t' the village this mornin', an' I sent my hired man
+off with my drivin' hoss. Mebbe I'll drop 'round in a day or two,' he
+says, 'an' look at the roan.'
+
+"'You mightn't ketch me,' I says, 'an' I want to show him myself; an'
+more'n that,' I says, 'Dug Robinson's after the dominie. I'll tell ye,'
+I says, 'you jest git in 'ith me an' go down an' look at him, an' I'll
+send ye back or drive ye back, an' if you've got anythin' special on
+hand you needn't be gone three quarters of an hour,' I says."
+
+"He come, did he?" inquired Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"He done _so_," said David sententiously. "Jest as I knowed he would,
+after he'd hem'd an' haw'd about so much, an' he rode a mile an' a half
+livelier 'n he done in a good while, I reckon. He had to pull that old
+broad-brim of his'n down to his ears, an' don't you fergit it. He, he,
+he, he! The road was jest _full_ o' hosses. Wa'al, we drove into the
+yard, an' I told the hired man to unhitch the bay hoss an' fetch out the
+roan, an' while he was bein' unhitched the deakin stood 'round an' never
+took his eyes off'n him, an' I knowed I wouldn't sell the deakin no roan
+hoss _that_ day, even if I wanted to. But when he come out I begun to
+crack him up, an' I talked hoss fer all I was wuth. The deakin looked
+him over in a don't-care kind of a way, an' didn't 'parently give much
+heed to what I was sayin'. Finely I says, 'Wa'al, what do you think of
+him?' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'he seems to be a likely enough critter, but I
+don't believe he'd suit Mr. White--'fraid not,' he says. 'What you
+askin' fer him?' he says. 'One-fifty,' I says, 'an' he's a cheap hoss at
+the money'; but," added the speaker with a laugh, "I knowed I might 's
+well of said a thousan'. The deakin wa'n't buyin' no roan colts that
+mornin'."
+
+"What did he say?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'wa'al, I guess you ought to git that much fer him,
+but I'm 'fraid he ain't what Mr. White wants.' An' then, 'That's quite
+a hoss we come down with,' he says. 'Had him long?' 'Jest long 'nough to
+git 'quainted with him,' I says. 'Don't you want the roan fer your own
+use?' I says. 'Mebbe we c'd shade the price a little.' 'No,' he says, 'I
+guess not. I don't need another hoss jest now.' An' then, after a minute
+he says: 'Say, mebbe the bay hoss we drove 'd come nearer the mark fer
+White, if he's all right. Jest as soon I'd look at him?' he says.
+'Wa'al, I hain't no objections, but I guess he's more of a hoss than the
+dominie 'd care for, but I'll go an' fetch him out,' I says. So I
+brought him out, an' the deakin looked him all over. I see it was a case
+of love at fust sight, as the story-books says. 'Looks all right,' he
+says. 'I'll tell ye,' I says, 'what the feller I bought him of told me.'
+'What's that?' says the deakin. 'He said to me,' I says, '"that hoss
+hain't got a scratch ner a pimple on him. He's sound an' kind, an' 'll
+stand without hitchin', an' a lady c'd drive him as well 's a man."'
+
+"'That's what he said to me,' I says, 'an' it's every word on't true.
+You've seen whether or not he c'n travel,' I says, 'an', so fur 's I've
+seen, he ain't 'fraid of nothin'.' 'D'ye want to sell him?' the deakin
+says. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I ain't offerin' him fer sale. You'll go a good
+ways,' I says, ''fore you'll strike such another; but, of course, he
+ain't the only hoss in the world, an' I never had anythin' in the hoss
+line I wouldn't sell at _some_ price.' 'Wa'al,' he says, 'what d' ye ask
+fer him?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'if my own brother was to ask me that
+question I'd say to him two hunderd dollars, cash down, an' I wouldn't
+hold the offer open an hour,' I says."
+
+"My!" ejaculated Aunt Polly. "Did he take you up?"
+
+"'That's more'n I give fer a hoss 'n a good while,' he says, shakin' his
+head, 'an' more'n I c'n afford, I'm 'fraid.' 'All right,' I says; 'I c'n
+afford to keep him'; but I knew I had the deakin same as the woodchuck
+had Skip. 'Hitch up the roan,' I says to Mike; 'the deakin wants to be
+took up to his house.' 'Is that your last word?' he says. 'That's what
+it is,' I says. 'Two hunderd, cash down.'"
+
+"Didn't ye dast to trust the deakin?" asked Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Polly," said David, "the's a number of holes in a ten-foot ladder."
+Mrs. Bixbee seemed to understand this rather ambiguous rejoinder.
+
+"He must 'a' squirmed some," she remarked. David laughed.
+
+"The deakin ain't much used to payin' the other feller's price," he
+said, "an' it was like pullin' teeth; but he wanted that hoss more'n a
+cow wants a calf, an' after a little more squimmidgin' he hauled out his
+wallet an' forked over. Mike come out with the roan, an' off the deakin
+went, leadin' the bay hoss."
+
+"I don't see," said Mrs. Bixbee, looking up at her brother, "thet after
+all the' was anythin' you said to the deakin thet he could ketch holt
+on."
+
+"The' wa'n't nothin'," he replied. "The only thing he c'n complain
+about's what I _didn't_ say to him."
+
+"Hain't he said anythin' to ye?" Mrs. Bixbee inquired.
+
+"He, he, he, he! He hain't but once, an' the' wa'n't but little of it
+then."
+
+"How?"
+
+"Wa'al, the day but one after the deakin sold himself Mr.
+Stickin'-Plaster I had an arrant three four mile or so up past his
+place, an' when I was comin' back, along 'bout four or half past, it
+come on to rain like all possessed. I had my old umbrel'--though it
+didn't hender me f'm gettin' more or less wet--an' I sent the old mare
+along fer all she knew. As I come along to within a mile f'm the
+deakin's house I seen somebody in the road, an' when I come up closter I
+see it was the deakin himself, in trouble, an' I kind o' slowed up to
+see what was goin' on. There he was, settin' all humped up with his ole
+broad-brim hat slopin' down his back, a-sheddin' water like a roof. Then
+I seen him lean over an' larrup the hoss with the ends of the lines fer
+all he was wuth. It appeared he hadn't no whip, an' it wouldn't done him
+no good if he'd had. Wa'al, sir, rain or no rain, I jest pulled up to
+watch him. He'd larrup a spell, an' then he'd set back; an' then he'd
+lean over an' try it agin, harder'n ever. Scat my ----! I thought I'd
+die a-laughin'. I couldn't hardly cluck to the mare when I got ready to
+move on. I drove alongside an' pulled up. 'Hullo, deakin,' I says,
+'what's the matter?' He looked up at me, an' I won't say he was the
+maddest man I ever see, but he was long ways the maddest-lookin' man,
+an' he shook his fist at me jest like one o' the unregen'rit. 'Consarn
+ye, Dave Harum!' he says, 'I'll hev the law on ye fer this.' 'What fer?'
+I says. 'I didn't make it come on to rain, did I?' I says. 'You know
+mighty well what fer,' he says. 'You sold me this _damned beast_,' he
+says, 'an' he's balked with me _nine_ times this afternoon, an' I'll fix
+ye for 't,' he says. 'Wa'al, deakin,' I says, 'I'm 'fraid the squire's
+office 'll be shut up 'fore you _git_ there, but I'll take any word
+you'd like to send. You know I told ye,' I says, 'that he'd stand
+'ithout hitchin'.' An' at that he only jest kind o' choked an'
+sputtered. He was so mad he couldn't say nothin', an' on I drove, an'
+when I got about forty rod or so I looked back, an' there was the deakin
+a-comin' along the road with as much of his shoulders as he could git
+under his hat an' _leadin'_ his new hoss. He, he, he, he! Oh, my stars
+an' garters! Say, Polly, it paid me fer bein' born into this vale o'
+tears. It did, I declare for't!" Aunt Polly wiped her eyes on her apron.
+
+"But, Dave," she said, "did the deakin really say--_that word_?"
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, "if 'twa'n't that it was the puttiest imitation
+on't that ever I heard."
+
+"David," she continued, "don't you think it putty mean to badger the
+deakin so't he swore, an' then laugh 'bout it? An' I s'pose you've told
+the story all over."
+
+"Mis' Bixbee," said David emphatically, "if I'd paid good money to see a
+funny show I'd be a blamed fool if I didn't laugh, wouldn't I? That
+specticle of the deakin cost me consid'able, but it was more'n wuth it.
+But," he added, "I guess, the way the thing stands now, I ain't so much
+out on the hull."
+
+Mrs. Bixbee looked at him inquiringly.
+
+"Of course, you know Dick Larrabee?" he asked.
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Wa'al, three four days after the shower, an' the story 'd got aroun'
+some--as _you_ say, the deakin _is_ consid'able of a talker--I got holt
+of Dick--I've done him some favors an' he natur'ly expects more--an' I
+says to him: 'Dick,' I says, 'I hear 't Deakin Perkins has got a hoss
+that don't jest suit him--hain't got knee-action enough at times,' I
+says, 'an' mebbe he'll sell him reasonable.' 'I've heerd somethin' about
+it,' says Dick, laughin'. 'One of them kind o' hosses 't you don't like
+to git ketched out in the rain with,' he says. 'Jes' so,' I says. 'Now,'
+I says, 'I've got a notion 't I'd like to own that hoss at a price, an'
+that mebbe _I_ c'd git him home even if it did rain. Here's a hunderd
+an' ten,' I says, 'an' I want you to see how fur it'll go to buyin' him.
+If you git me the hoss you needn't bring none on't back. Want to try?' I
+says. 'All right,' he says, an' took the money. 'But,' he says, 'won't
+the deakin suspicion that it comes from you?' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'my
+portrit ain't on none o' the bills, an' I reckon _you_ won't tell him
+so, out an' out,' an' off he went. Yistidy he come in, an' I says,
+'Wa'al, done anythin'?' 'The hoss is in your barn,' he says. 'Good fer
+you!' I says. 'Did you make anythin'?' 'I'm satisfied,' he says. 'I made
+a ten-dollar note.' An' that's the net results on't," concluded David,
+"that I've got the hoss, an' he's cost me jest thirty-five dollars."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+Master Jacky Carling was a very nice boy, but not at that time in his
+career the safest person to whom to intrust a missive in case its sure
+and speedy delivery were a matter of importance. But he protested with
+so much earnestness and good will that it should be put into the very
+first post-box he came to on his way to school, and that nothing could
+induce him to forget it, that Mary Blake, his aunt, confidante and not
+unfrequently counsel and advocate, gave it him to post, and dismissed
+the matter from her mind. Unfortunately the weather, which had been very
+frosty, had changed in the night to a summer-like mildness. As Jacky
+opened the door, three or four of his school-fellows were passing. He
+felt the softness of the spring morning, and to their injunction to
+"Hurry up and come along!" replied with an entreaty to "Wait a minute
+till he left his overcoat" (all boys hate an overcoat), and plunged back
+into the house.
+
+If John Lenox (John Knox Lenox) had received Miss Blake's note of
+condolence and sympathy, written in reply to his own, wherein, besides
+speaking of his bereavement, he had made allusion to some changes in his
+prospects and some necessary alterations in his ways for a time, he
+might perhaps have read between the lines something more than merely a
+kind expression of her sorrow for the trouble which had come upon him,
+and the reminder that he had friends who, if they could not do more to
+lessen his grief, would give him their truest sympathy. And if some days
+later he had received a second note, saying that she and her people were
+about to go away for some months, and asking him to come and see them
+before their departure, it is possible that very many things set forth
+in this narrative would not have happened.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Life had always been made easy for John Lenox, and his was not the
+temperament to interpose obstacles to the process. A course at Andover
+had been followed by two years at Princeton; but at the end of the
+second year it had occurred to him that practical life ought to begin
+for him, and he had thought it rather fine of himself to undertake a
+clerkship in the office of Rush & Co., where in the ensuing year and a
+half or so, though he took his work in moderation, he got a fair
+knowledge of accounts and the ways and methods of "the Street." But that
+period of it was enough. He found himself not only regretting the
+abandonment of his college career, but feeling that the thing for which
+he had given it up had been rather a waste of time. He came to the
+conclusion that, though he had entered college later than most, even now
+a further acquaintance with text-books and professors was more to be
+desired than with ledgers and brokers. His father (somewhat to his
+wonderment, and possibly a little to his chagrin) seemed rather to
+welcome the suggestion that he spend a couple of years in Europe, taking
+some lectures at Heidelberg or elsewhere, and traveling; and in the
+course of that time he acquired a pretty fair working acquaintance with
+German, brought his knowledge of French up to about the same point, and
+came back at the end of two years with a fine and discriminating taste
+in beer, and a scar over his left eyebrow which could be seen if
+attention were called to it.
+
+He started upon his return without any definite intentions or for any
+special reason, except that he had gone away for two years and that the
+two years were up. He had carried on a desultory correspondence with his
+father, who had replied occasionally, rather briefly, but on the whole
+affectionately. He had noticed that during the latter part of his stay
+abroad the replies had been more than usually irregular, but had
+attributed no special significance to the fact. It was not until
+afterward that it occurred to him that in all their correspondence his
+father had never alluded in any way to his return.
+
+On the passenger list of the Altruria John came upon the names of Mr.
+and Mrs. Julius Carling and Miss Blake.
+
+"Blake, Blake," he said to himself. "Carling--I seem to remember to have
+known that name at some time. It must be little Mary Blake whom I knew
+as a small girl years ago, and, yes, Carling was the name of the man her
+sister married. Well, well, I wonder what she is like. Of course, I
+shouldn't know her from Eve now, or she me from Adam. All I can remember
+seems to be a pair of very slim and active legs, a lot of flying hair, a
+pair of brownish-gray or grayish-brown eyes, and that I thought her a
+very nice girl, as girls went. But it doesn't in the least follow that
+I might think so now, and shipboard is pretty close quarters for seven
+or eight days."
+
+Dinner is by all odds the chief event of the day on board ship to those
+who are able to dine, and they will leave all other attractions, even
+the surpassingly interesting things which go on in the smoking-room, at
+once on the sound of the gong of promise. On this first night of the
+voyage the ship was still in smooth water at dinner time, and many a
+place was occupied which would know its occupant for the first, and very
+possibly for the last, time. The passenger list was fairly large, but
+not full. John had assigned to him a seat at a side table. He was
+hungry, having had no luncheon but a couple of biscuits and a glass of
+"bitter," and was taking his first mouthful of Perrier-Jouet, after the
+soup, and scanning the dinner card when the people at his table came in.
+The man of the trio was obviously an invalid of the nervous variety, and
+the most decided type. The small, dark woman who took the corner seat at
+his left was undoubtedly, from the solicitous way in which she adjusted
+a small shawl about his shoulders--to his querulous uneasiness--his
+wife. There was a good deal of white in the dark hair, brushed smoothly
+back from her face.
+
+A tall girl, with a mass of brown hair under a felt traveling hat, took
+the corner seat at the man's right. That was all the detail of her
+appearance which the brief glance that John allowed himself revealed to
+him at the moment, notwithstanding the justifiable curiosity which he
+had with regard to the people with whom he was likely to come more or
+less in contact for a number of days. But though their faces, so far as
+he had seen them, were unfamiliar to him, their identity was made plain
+to him by the first words which caught his ear. There were two soups on
+the _menu_, and the man's mind instantly poised itself between them.
+
+"Which soup shall I take?" he asked, turning with a frown of uncertainty
+to his wife.
+
+"I should say the _consomme_, Julius," was the reply.
+
+"I thought I should like the broth better," he objected.
+
+"I don't think it will disagree with you," she said.
+
+"Perhaps I had better have the _consomme_," he argued, looking with
+appeal to his wife and then to the girl at his right. "Which would you
+take, Mary?"
+
+"I?" said the young woman; "I should take both in my present state of
+appetite.--Steward, bring both soups.--What wine shall I order for you,
+Julius? I want some champagne, and I prescribe it for you. After your
+mental struggle over the soup question you need a quick stimulant."
+
+"Don't you think a red wine would be better for me?" he asked; "or
+perhaps some sauterne? I'm afraid that I sha'n't go to sleep if I drink
+champagne. In fact, I don't think I had better take any wine at all.
+Perhaps some ginger ale or Apollinaris water."
+
+"No," she said decisively, "whatever you decide upon, you know that
+you'll think whatever I have better for you, and I shall want more than
+one glass, and Alice wants some, too. Oh, yes, you do, and I shall order
+a quart of champagne.--Steward"--giving her order--"please be as quick
+as you can."
+
+John had by this fully identified his neighbors, and the talk which
+ensued between them, consisting mostly of controversies between the
+invalid and his family over the items of the bill of fare, every course
+being discussed as to its probable effect upon his stomach or his
+nerves--the question being usually settled with a whimsical
+high-handedness by the young woman--gave him a pretty good notion of
+their relations and the state of affairs in general. Notwithstanding
+Miss Blake's benevolent despotism, the invalid was still wrangling
+feebly over some last dish when John rose and went to the smoking room
+for his coffee and cigarette.
+
+When he stumbled out in search of his bath the next morning the steamer
+was well out, and rolling and pitching in a way calculated to disturb
+the gastric functions of the hardiest. But, after a shower of sea water
+and a rub down, he found himself with a feeling for bacon and eggs that
+made him proud of himself, and he went in to breakfast to find, rather
+to his, surprise, that Miss Blake was before him, looking as
+fresh--well, as fresh as a handsome girl of nineteen or twenty and in
+perfect health could look. She acknowledged his perfunctory bow as he
+took his seat with a stiff little bend of the head; but later on, when
+the steward was absent on some order, he elicited a "Thank you!" by
+handing her something which he saw she wanted, and, one thing leading to
+another, as things have a way of doing where young and attractive people
+are concerned, they were presently engaged in an interchange of small
+talk, but before John was moved to the point of disclosing himself on
+the warrant of a former acquaintance she had finished her breakfast.
+
+The weather continued very stormy for two days, and during that time
+Miss Blake did not appear at table. At any rate, if she breakfasted
+there it was either before or after his appearance, and he learned
+afterward that she had taken luncheon and dinner in her sister's room.
+
+The morning of the third day broke bright and clear. There was a long
+swell upon the sea, but the motion of the boat was even and endurable to
+all but the most susceptible. As the morning advanced the deck began to
+fill with promenaders, and to be lined with chairs, holding wrapped-up
+figures, showing faces of all shades of green and gray.
+
+John, walking for exercise, and at a wholly unnecessary pace, turning at
+a sharp angle around the deck house, fairly ran into the girl about whom
+he had been wondering for the last two days. She received his somewhat
+incoherent apologies, regrets, and self-accusations in such a spirit of
+forgiveness that before long they were supplementing their first
+conversation with something more personal and satisfactory; and when he
+came to the point of saying that half by accident he had found out her
+name, and begged to be allowed to tell her his own, she looked at him
+with a smile of frank amusement and said: "It is quite unnecessary, Mr.
+Lenox. I knew you instantly when I saw you at table the first night;
+but," she added mischievously, "I am afraid your memory for people you
+have known is not so good as mine."
+
+"Well," said John, "you will admit, I think, that the change from a
+little girl in short frocks to a tall young woman in a tailor-made gown
+might be more disguising than what might happen with a boy of fifteen or
+so. I saw your name in the passenger list with Mr. and Mrs. Carling, and
+wondered if it could be the Mary Blake whom I really did remember, and
+the first night at dinner, when I heard your sister call Mr. Carling
+'Julius,' and heard him call you 'Mary,' I was sure of you. But I hardly
+got a fair look at your face, and, indeed, I confess that if I had had
+no clew at all I might not have recognized you."
+
+"I think you would have been quite excusable," she replied, "and whether
+you would or would not have known me is 'one of those things that no
+fellow can find out,' and isn't of supreme importance anyway. We each
+know who the other is now, at all events."
+
+"Yes," said John, "I am happy to think that we have come to a conclusion
+on that point. But how does it happen that I have heard nothing of you
+all these years, or you of me, as I suppose?"
+
+"For the reason, I fancy," she replied, "that during that period of
+short frocks with me my sister married Mr. Carling and took me with her
+to Chicago, where Mr. Carling was in business. We have been back in New
+York only for the last two or three years."
+
+"It might have been on the cards that I should come across you in
+Europe," said John. "The beaten track is not very broad. How long have
+you been over?"
+
+"Only about six months," she replied. "We have been at one or another of
+the German Spas most of the time, as we went abroad for Mr. Carling's
+health, and we are on our way home on about such an impulse as that
+which started us off--he thinks now that he will be better off there."
+
+"I am afraid you have not derived much pleasure from your European
+experiences," said John.
+
+"Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "If ever you saw a young woman who was glad
+and thankful to turn her face toward home, _I_ am that person. I think
+that one of the heaviest crosses humanity has to bear is to have
+constantly to decide between two or more absolutely trivial conclusions
+in one's own affairs; but when one is called upon to multiply one's
+useless perplexities by, say, ten, life is really a burden.
+
+"I suppose," she added after a pause, "you couldn't help hearing our
+discussions at dinner the other night, and I have wondered a little what
+you must have thought."
+
+"Yes," he said, "I did hear it. Is it the regular thing, if I may ask?"
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, with a tone of sadness; "it has grown to be."
+
+"It must be very trying at times," John remarked.
+
+"It is, indeed," she said, "and would often be unendurable to me if it
+were not for my sense of humor, as it would be to my sister if it were
+not for her love, for Julius is really a very lovable man, and I, too,
+am very fond of him. But I must laugh sometimes, though my better nature
+should rather, I suppose, impel me to sighs.'"
+
+"'A little laughter is much more worth,'" he quoted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+They were leaning upon the rail at the stern of the ship, which was
+going with what little wind there was, and a following sea, with which,
+as it plunged down the long slopes of the waves, the vessel seemed to be
+running a victorious race. The sea was a deep sapphire, and in the wake
+the sunlight turned the broken water to vivid emerald. The air was of a
+caressing softness, and altogether it was a day and scene of
+indescribable beauty and inspiration. For a while there was silence
+between them, which John broke at last.
+
+"I suppose," he said, "that one would best show his appreciation of all
+this by refraining from the comment which must needs be comparatively
+commonplace, but really this is so superb that I must express some of my
+emotion even at the risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste,
+provided, of course, that you have one."
+
+"Well," she said, laughing, "it may relieve your mind, if you care, to
+know that had you kept silent an instant longer I should have taken the
+risk of lowering your opinion of my good taste, provided, of course,
+that you have one, by remarking that this was perfectly magnificent."
+
+"I should think that this would be the sort of day to get Mr. Carling
+on deck. This air and sun would brace him up," said John.
+
+She turned to him with a laugh, and said: "That is the general opinion,
+or was two hours ago; but I'm afraid it's out of the question now,
+unless we can manage it after luncheon."
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked with a puzzled smile at the mixture of
+annoyance and amusement visible in her face. "Same old story?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "same old story. When I went to my breakfast I
+called at my sister's room and said, '"Come, boys and girls, come out to
+play, the sun doth shine as bright as day," and when I've had my
+breakfast I'm coming to lug you both on deck. It's a perfectly glorious
+morning, and it will do you both no end of good after being shut up so
+long.' 'All right,' my sister answered, 'Julius has quite made up his
+mind to go up as soon as he is dressed. You call for us in half an hour,
+and we will be ready.'"
+
+"And wouldn't he come?" John asked; "and why not?"
+
+"Oh," she exclaimed with a laugh and a shrug of her shoulders, "shoes."
+
+"Shoes!" said John. "What do you mean?"
+
+"Just what I say," was the rejoinder. "When I went back to the room I
+found my brother-in-law sitting on the edge of the lounge, or what you
+call it, all dressed but his coat, rubbing his chin between his finger
+and thumb, and gazing with despairing perplexity at his feet. It seems
+that my sister had got past all the other dilemmas, but in a moment of
+inadvertence had left the shoe question to him, with the result that he
+had put on one russet shoe and one black one, and had laced them up
+before discovering the discrepancy."
+
+"I don't see anything very difficult in that situation," remarked John.
+
+"Don't you?" she said scornfully. "No, I suppose not, but it was quite
+enough for Julius, and more than enough for my sister and me. His first
+notion was to take off _both_ shoes and begin all over again, and
+perhaps if he had been allowed to carry it out he would have been all
+right; but Alice was silly enough to suggest the obvious thing to
+him--to take off one, and put on the mate to the other--and then the
+trouble began. First he was in favor of the black shoes as being thicker
+in the sole, and then he reflected that they hadn't been blackened since
+coming on board. It seemed to him that the russets were more appropriate
+anyway, but the blacks were easier to lace. Had I noticed whether the
+men on board were wearing russet or black as a rule, and did Alice
+remember whether it was one of the russets or one of the blacks that he
+was saying the other day pinched his toe? He didn't quite like the looks
+of a russet shoe with dark trousers, and called us to witness that those
+he had on were dark; but he thought he remembered that it was the black
+shoe which pinched him. He supposed he could change his trousers--and so
+on, and so on, _al fine_, _de capo_, _ad lib._, sticking out first one
+foot and then the other, lifting them alternately to his knee for
+scrutiny, appealing now to Alice and now to me, and getting more
+hopelessly bewildered all the time. It went on that way for, it seemed
+to me, at least half an hour, and at last I said, 'Oh, come now, Julius,
+take off the brown shoe--it's too thin, and doesn't go with your dark
+trousers, and pinches your toe, and none of the men are wearing
+them--and just put on the other black one, and come along. We're all
+suffocating for some fresh air, and if you don't get started pretty soon
+we sha'n't get on deck to-day.' 'Get on deck!' he said, looking up at me
+with a puzzled expression, and holding fast to the brown shoe on his
+knee with both hands, as if he were afraid I would take it away from him
+by main strength--'get on deck! Why--why--I believe I'd better not go
+out this morning, don't you?'"
+
+"And then?" said John after a pause.
+
+"Oh," she replied, "I looked at Alice, and she shook her head as much to
+say, 'It's no use for the present,' and I fled the place."
+
+"M'm!" muttered John. "He must have been a nice traveling companion. Has
+it been like that all the time?"
+
+"Most of it," she said, "but not quite all, and this morning was rather
+an exaggeration of the regular thing. But getting started on a journey
+was usually pretty awful. Once we quite missed our train because he
+couldn't make up his mind whether to put on a light overcoat or a heavy
+one. I finally settled the question for him, but we were just too late."
+
+"You must be a very amiable person," remarked John.
+
+"Indeed, I am not," she declared, "but Julius is, and it's almost
+impossible to be really put out with him, particularly in his condition.
+I have come to believe that he can not help it, and he submits to my
+bullying with such sweetness that even my impatience gives way."
+
+"Have you three people been alone together all the time?" John asked.
+
+"Yes," she replied, "except for four or five weeks. We visited some
+American friends in Berlin, the Nollises, for a fortnight, and after our
+visit to them they traveled with us for three weeks through South
+Germany and Switzerland. We parted with them at Metz only about three
+weeks since."
+
+"How did Mr. Carling seem while you were all together?" asked John,
+looking keenly at her.
+
+"Oh," she replied, "he was more like himself than I have seen him for a
+long time--since he began to break down, in fact."
+
+He turned his eyes from her face as she looked up at him, and as he did
+not speak she said suggestively, "You are thinking something you don't
+quite like to say, but I think I know pretty nearly what it is."
+
+"Yes?" said John, with a query.
+
+"You think he has had too much feminine companionship, or had it too
+exclusively. Is that it? You need not be afraid to say so."
+
+"Well," said John, "if you put it 'too exclusively,' I will admit that
+there was something of the sort in my mind, and," he added, "if you will
+let me say so, it must at times have been rather hard for him to be
+interested or amused--that it must have--that is to say--"
+
+"Oh, _say_ it!" she exclaimed. "It must have been very _dull_ for him.
+Is that it?"
+
+"'Father,'" said John with a grimace, "'I can not tell a lie!'"
+
+"Oh," she said, laughing, "your hatchet isn't very sharp. I forgive you.
+But really," she added, "I know it has been. You will laugh when I tell
+you the one particular resource we fell back upon."
+
+"Bid me to laugh, and I will laugh," said John.
+
+"Euchre!" she said, looking at him defiantly. "Two-handed euchre! We
+have played, as nearly as I can estimate, fifteen hundred games, in
+which he has held both bowers and the ace of trumps--or something
+equally victorious--I should say fourteen hundred times. Oh!" she
+cried, with an expression of loathing, "may I never, never, never see a
+card again as long as I live!" John laughed without restraint, and after
+a petulant little _moue_ she joined him.
+
+"May I light up my pipe?" he said. "I will get to leeward."
+
+"I shall not mind in the least," she assented.
+
+"By the way," he asked, "does Mr. Carling smoke?"
+
+"He used to," she replied, "and while we were with the Nollises he
+smoked every day, but after we left them he fell back into the notion
+that it was bad for him."
+
+John filled and lighted his pipe in silence, and after a satisfactory
+puff or two said: "Will Mr. Carling go in to dinner to-night?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "I think he will if it is no rougher than at
+present."
+
+"It will probably be smoother," said John. "You must introduce me to
+him--"
+
+"Oh," she interrupted, "of course, but it will hardly be necessary, as
+Alice and I have spoken so often to him of you--"
+
+"I was going to say," John resumed, "that he may possibly let me take
+him off your hands a little, and after dinner will be the best time. I
+think if I can get him into the smoking room that a cigar
+and--and--something hot with a bit of lemon peel and so forth later on
+may induce him to visit with me for a while, and pass the evening, or
+part of it."
+
+"You want to be an angel!" she exclaimed. "Oh, I--we--shall be so
+obliged. I know it's just what he wants--some _man_ to take him in
+hand."
+
+"I'm in no hurry to be an angel," said John, laughing, and, with a bow,
+"It's better sometimes to be _near_ the rose than to _be_ the rose, and
+you are proposing to overpay me quite. I shall enjoy doing what I
+proposed, if it be possible."
+
+Their talk then drifted off into various channels as topics suggested
+themselves until the ship's bell sounded the luncheon hour. Miss Blake
+went to join her sister and brother-in-law, but John had some bread and
+cheese and beer in the smoking room. It appeared that the ladies had
+better success than in the morning, for he saw them later on in their
+steamer chairs with Mr. Carling, who was huddled in many wraps, with the
+flaps of his cap down over his ears. All the chairs were full--his own
+included (as happens to easy-tempered men)--and he had only a brief
+colloquy with the party. He noticed, however, that Mr. Carling had on
+the russet shoes, and wondered if they pinched him. In fact, though he
+couldn't have said exactly why, he rather hoped that they did. He had
+just that sympathy for the nerves of two-and-fifty which is to be
+expected from those of five-and-twenty--that is, very little.
+
+When he went in to dinner the Carlings and Miss Blake had been at table
+some minutes. There had been the usual controversy about what Mr.
+Carling would drink with his dinner, and he had decided upon
+Apollinaris water. But Miss Blake, with an idea of her own, had given an
+order for champagne, and was exhibiting some consternation, real or
+assumed, at the fact of having a whole bottle brought in with the cork
+extracted--a customary trick at sea.
+
+"I hope you will help me out," she said to John as he bowed and seated
+himself. "'Some one has blundered,' and here is a whole bottle of
+champagne which must be drunk to save it. Are you prepared to help turn
+my, or somebody's, blunder into hospitality?"
+
+"I am prepared to make any sacrifice," said John, laughing, "in the
+sacred cause."
+
+"No less than I expected of you," she said. "_Noblesse oblige!_ Please
+fill your glass."
+
+"Thanks," said John. "Permit me," and he filled her own as well.
+
+As the meal proceeded there was some desultory talk about the weather,
+the ship's run, and so on; but Mrs. Carling was almost silent, and her
+husband said but little more. Even Miss Blake seemed to have something
+on her mind, and contributed but little to the conversation. Presently
+Mr. Carling said, "Mary, do you think a mouthful of wine would hurt me?"
+
+"Certainly not," was the reply. "It will do you good," reaching over for
+his glass and pouring the wine.
+
+"That's enough, that's enough!" he protested as the foam came up to the
+rim of the glass. She proceeded to fill it up to the brim and put it
+beside him, and later, as she had opportunity, kept it replenished.
+
+As the dinner concluded, John said to Mr. Carling: "Won't you go up to
+the smoking room with me for coffee? I like a bit of tobacco with mine,
+and I have some really good cigars and some cigarettes--if you prefer
+them--that I can vouch for."
+
+As usual, when the unexpected was presented to his mind, Mr. Carling
+passed the perplexity on to his women-folk. At this time, however, his
+dinner and the two glasses of wine which Miss Blake had contrived that
+he should swallow had braced him up, and John's suggestion was so warmly
+seconded by the ladies that, after some feeble protests and misgivings,
+he yielded, and John carried him off.
+
+"I hope it won't upset Julius," said Mrs. Carling doubtfully.
+
+"It won't do anything of the sort," her sister replied. "He will get
+through the evening without worrying himself and you into fits, and, if
+Mr. Lenox succeeds, you won't see anything of him till ten o'clock or
+after, and not then, I hope. Mind, you're to be sound asleep when he
+comes in--snore a little if necessary--and let him get to bed without
+any talk at all."
+
+"Why do you say 'if Mr. Lenox succeeds'?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"It was his suggestion," Miss Blake answered. "We had been talking about
+Julius, and he finally told me he thought he would be the better of an
+occasional interval of masculine society, and I quite agreed with him.
+You know how much he enjoyed being with George Nollis, and how much like
+himself he appeared."
+
+"That is true," said Mrs. Carling.
+
+"And you know that just as soon as he got alone again with us two women
+he began backing and filling as badly as ever. I believe Mr. Lenox is
+right, and that Julius is just petticoated to death between us."
+
+"Did Mr. Lenox say that?" asked Mrs. Carling incredulously.
+
+"No," said her sister, laughing, "he didn't make use of precisely that
+figure, but that was what he thought plainly enough."
+
+"What do you think of Mr. Lenox?" said Mrs. Carling irrelevantly. "Do
+you like him? I thought that he looked at you very admiringly once or
+twice to-night," she added, with her eyes on her sister's face.
+
+"Well," said Mary, with a petulant toss of the head, "except that I've
+had about an hour's talk with him, and that I knew him when we were
+children--at least when I was a child--he is a perfect stranger to me,
+and I do wish," she added in a tone of annoyance, "that you would give
+up that fad of yours, that every man who comes along is going to--to--be
+a nuisance."
+
+"He seems very pleasant," said Mrs. Carling, meekly ignoring her
+sister's reproach.
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied indifferently, "he's pleasant enough. Let us go
+up and have a walk on deck. I want you to be sound asleep when Julius
+comes in."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+John found his humane experiment pleasanter than he expected. Mr.
+Carling, as was to be anticipated, demurred a little at the coffee, and
+still more at the cigarette; but having his appetite for tobacco
+aroused, and finding that no alarming symptoms ensued, he followed it
+with a cigar and later on was induced to go the length of "Scotch and
+soda," under the pleasant effect of which--and John's sympathetic
+efforts--he was for the time transformed, the younger man being
+surprised to find him a man of interesting experience, considerable
+reading, and, what was most surprising, a jolly sense of humor and a
+fund of anecdotes which he related extremely well. The evening was a
+decided success, perhaps the best evidence of it coming at the last,
+when, at John's suggestion that they supplement their modest potations
+with a "night-cap," Mr. Carling cheerfully assented upon the condition
+that they should "have it with him"; and as he went along the deck after
+saying "Good night," John was positive that he heard a whistled tune.
+
+The next day was equally fine, but during the night the ship had run
+into the swell of a storm, and in the morning there was more motion than
+the weaker ones could relish. The sea grew quieter as the day advanced.
+John was early, and finished his breakfast before Miss Blake came in.
+He found her on deck about ten o'clock. She gave him her hand as they
+said good morning, and he turned and walked by her side.
+
+"How is your brother-in-law this morning?" he inquired.
+
+"Oh," she said, laughing, "he's in a mixture of feeling very well and
+feeling that he ought not to feel so, but, as they are coming up pretty
+soon, it would appear that the misgivings are not overwhelming. He came
+in last night, and retired without saying a word. My sister pretended to
+be asleep. She says he went to sleep at once, and that she was awake at
+intervals and knows that he slept like a top. He won't make any very
+sweeping admissions, however, but has gone so far as to concede that he
+had a very pleasant evening--which is going a long way for him--and to
+say that you are a very agreeable young man. There! I didn't intend to
+tell you that, but you have been so good that perhaps so much as a
+second-hand compliment is no more than your due."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Carling is evidently a very
+discriminating person. Really it wasn't good of me at all. I was quite
+the gainer, for he entertained me more than I did him. We had a very
+pleasant evening, and I hope we shall have more of them, I do, indeed. I
+got an entirely different impression of him," he added.
+
+"Yes," she said, "I can imagine that you did. He can be very agreeable,
+and he is really a man of a great deal of character when he is himself.
+He has been goodness itself to me, and has managed my affairs for years.
+Even to-day his judgment in business matters is wonderfully sound. If
+it had not been for him," she continued, "I don't know but I should have
+been a pauper. My father left a large estate, but he died very suddenly,
+and his affairs were very much spread out and involved and had to be
+carried along. Julius put himself into the breach, and not only saved
+our fortunes, but has considerably increased them. Of course, Alice is
+his wife, but I feel very grateful to him on my own account. I did not
+altogether appreciate it at the time, but now I shudder to think that I
+might have had either to 'fend for myself' or be dependent."
+
+"I don't think that dependence would have suited your book," was John's
+comment as he took in the lines of her clear-cut face.
+
+"No," she replied, "and I thank heaven that I have not had to endure it.
+I am not," she added, "so impressed with what money procures for people
+as what it saves them from."
+
+"Yes," said John, "I think your distinction is just. To possess it is to
+be free from some of the most disagreeable apprehensions certainly, but
+I confess, whether to my credit or my shame I don't know, I have never
+thought much about it. I certainly am not rich positively, and I haven't
+the faintest notion whether I may or not be prospectively. I have always
+had as much as I really needed, and perhaps more, but I know absolutely
+nothing about the future." They were leaning over the rail on the port
+side.
+
+"I should think," she said after a moment, looking at him thoughtfully,
+"that it was, if you will not think me presuming, a matter about which
+you might have some justifiable curiosity."
+
+"Oh, not at all," he assured her, stepping to leeward and producing a
+cigar. "I have had some stirrings of late. And please don't think me an
+incorrigible idler. I spent nearly two years in a down-town office and
+earned--well, say half my salary. In fact, my business instincts were so
+strong that I left college after my second year for that purpose, but
+seeing no special chance of advancement in the race for wealth, and as
+my father seemed rather to welcome the idea, I broke off and went over
+to Germany. I haven't been quite idle, though I should be puzzled, I
+admit, to find a market for what I have to offer to the world. Would you
+be interested in a schedule of my accomplishments."
+
+"Oh," she said, "I should be charmed, but as I am every moment expecting
+the advent of my family, and as I am relied upon to locate them and tuck
+them up, I'm afraid I shall not have time to hear it."
+
+"No," he said, laughing, "it's quite too long."
+
+She was silent for some moments, gazing down into the water, apparently
+debating something in her mind, and quite unconscious of John's
+scrutiny. Finally she turned to him with a little laugh. "You might
+begin on your list, and if I am called away you can finish it at another
+time."
+
+"I hope you didn't think I was speaking in earnest," he said.
+
+"No," she replied, "I did not think you really intended to unpack your
+wares, but, speaking seriously--and at the risk, I fear, that you may
+think me rather 'cheeky,' if I may be allowed that expression--I know a
+good many men in America, and I think that without an exception they are
+professional men or business men, or, being neither--and I know but few
+such--have a competence or more; and I was wondering just now after what
+you told me what a man like you would or could do if he were thrown upon
+his own resources. I'm afraid that is rather frank for the acquaintance
+of a day, isn't it?" she asked with a slight flush, "but it really is
+not so personal as it may sound to you."
+
+"My dear Miss Blake," he replied, "our acquaintance goes back at least
+ten years. Please let that fact count for something in your mind. The
+truth is, I have done some wondering along that same line myself without
+coming to any satisfactory conclusion. I devoutly hope I may not be so
+thrown absolutely, for the truth is I haven't a marketable commodity. 'A
+little Latin, and less Greek,' German and French enough to read and
+understand and talk--on the surface of things--and what mathematics,
+history, et cetera, I have not forgotten. I know the piano well enough
+to read and play an accompaniment after a fashion, and I have had some
+good teaching for the voice, and some experience in singing, at home and
+abroad. In fact, I come nearer to a market there, I think, than in any
+other direction perhaps. I have given some time to fencing in various
+schools, and before I left home Billy Williams would sometimes speak
+encouragingly of my progress with the gloves. There! That is my list,
+and not a dollar in it from beginning to end, I'm afraid."
+
+"Who is Billy Williams?" she asked.
+
+"Billy," said John, "is the very mild-mannered and gentlemanlike
+'bouncer' at the Altman House, an ex-prize-fighter, and about the most
+accomplished member of his profession of his day and weight, who is
+employed to keep order and, if necessary, to thrust out the riotous who
+would disturb the contemplations of the lovers of art that frequent the
+bar of that hotel." It was to be seen that Miss Blake was not
+particularly impressed by this description of Billy and his functions,
+upon which she made no comment.
+
+"You have not included in your list," she remarked, "what you acquired
+in the down-town office you told me of."
+
+"No, upon my word I had forgotten that, and it's about the only thing of
+use in the whole category," he answered. "If I were put to it, and could
+find a place, I think I might earn fifty dollars a month as a clerk or
+messenger, or something. Hullo! here are your people."
+
+He went forward with his companion and greeted Mrs. Carling and her
+husband, who returned his "Good morning" with a feeble smile, and
+submitted to his ministrations in the matter of chair and rugs with an
+air of unresisting invalidism, which was almost too obvious, he thought.
+But after luncheon John managed to induce him to walk for a while, to
+smoke a cigarette, and finally to brave the perils of a sherry and
+bitters before dinner. The ladies had the afternoon to themselves. John
+had no chance of a further visit with Mary during the day, a loss only
+partially made good to him by a very approving smile and a remark which
+she made to him at dinner, that he must be a lineal descendant of the
+Samaritan. Mr. Carling submitted himself to him for the evening. Indeed,
+it came about that for the rest of the voyage he had rather more of the
+company of that gentleman, who fairly attached himself to him, than,
+under all the circumstances, he cared for; but the gratitude of the
+ladies was so cordial that he felt paid for some sacrifices of his
+inclinations. And there was an hour or so every morning--for the fine
+weather lasted through--which he spent with Mary Blake, with increasing
+interest and pleasure, and he found himself inwardly rejoicing over a
+mishap to the engine which, though of no very great magnitude, would
+retard the passage by a couple of days.
+
+There can hardly be any conditions more favorable to the forming of
+acquaintanceships, friendships, and even more tender relations than are
+afforded by the life on board ship. There is opportunity, propinquity,
+and the community of interest which breaks down the barriers of ordinary
+reserve. These relations, to be sure, are not always of the most lasting
+character, and not infrequently are practically ended before the parties
+thereto are out of the custom-house officer's hands and fade into
+nameless oblivion, unless one happens to run across the passenger list
+among one's souvenirs. But there are exceptions. If at this time the
+question had been asked our friend, even by himself, whether, to put it
+plainly, he were in love with Mary Blake, he would, no doubt, have
+strenuously denied it; but it is certain that if any one had said or
+intimated that any feature or characteristic of hers was faulty or
+susceptible of any change for the better, he would have secretly
+disliked that person, and entertained the meanest opinion of that
+person's mental and moral attributes. He would have liked the voyage
+prolonged indefinitely, or, at any rate, as long as the provisions held
+out.
+
+It has been remarked by some one that all mundane things come to an end
+sooner or later, and, so far as my experience goes, it bears out that
+statement. The engines were successfully repaired, and the ship
+eventually came to anchor outside the harbor about eleven o'clock on the
+night of the last day. Mary and John were standing together at the
+forward rail. There had been but little talk between them, and only of a
+desultory and impersonal character. As the anchor chains rattled in the
+hawse-pipes, John said, "Well, that ends it."
+
+"What ends what?" she asked.
+
+"The voyage, and the holiday, and the episode, and lots of things," he
+replied. "We have come to anchor."
+
+"Yes," she said, "the voyage is over, that is true; but, for my part, if
+the last six months can be called a holiday, its end is welcome, and I
+should think you might be glad that your holiday is over, too. But I
+don't quite understand what you mean by 'the episode and lots of
+things.'"
+
+There was an undertone in her utterance which her companion did not
+quite comprehend, though it was obvious to him.
+
+"The episode of--of--our friendship, if I may call it so," he replied.
+
+"I call it so," she said decisively. "You have certainly been a friend
+to _all_ of us. This episode is over to be sure, but is there any more
+than that?"
+
+"Somebody says that 'friendship is largely a matter of streets,'" said
+John gloomily. "To-morrow you will go your way and I shall go mine."
+
+"Yes," she replied, rather sharply, "that is true enough; but if that
+cynical quotation of yours has anything in it, it's equally true, isn't
+it, that friendship is a matter of cabs, and street cars, and the
+elevated road? Of course, we can hardly be expected to look you up, but
+Sixty-ninth Street isn't exactly in California, and the whole question
+lies with yourself. I don't know if you care to be told so, but Julius
+and my sister like you very much, and will welcome you heartily always."
+
+"Thanks, very much!" said John, staring straight out in front of him,
+and forming a determination that Sixty-ninth Street would see but
+precious little of _him_. She gave a side glance at him as he did not
+speak further. There was light enough to see the expression of his
+mouth, and she read his thought almost in words. She had thought that
+she had detected a suggestion of sentimentality on his part which she
+intended to keep strictly in abeyance, but in her intention not to seem
+to respond to it she had taken an attitude of coolness and a tone which
+was almost sarcastic, and now perceived that, so far as results were
+apparent, she had carried matters somewhat further than she intended.
+Her heart smote her a little, too, to think that he was hurt. She really
+liked him very much, and contritely recalled how kind and thoughtful and
+unselfish he had been, and how helpful, and she knew that it had been
+almost wholly for her. Yes, she was willing--and glad--to think so. But
+while she wished that she had taken a different line at the outset, she
+hated desperately to make any concession, and the seconds of their
+silence grew into minutes. She stole another glance at his face. It was
+plain that negotiations for harmony would have to begin with her.
+Finally she said in a quiet voice:
+
+"'Thanks, very much,' is an entirely polite expression, but it isn't
+very responsive."
+
+"I thought it met your cordiality quite half way," was the rejoinder.
+"Of course, I am glad to be assured of Mr. and Mrs. Carling's regard,
+and that they would be glad to see me, but I think I might have been
+justified in hoping that you would go a little further, don't you
+think?"
+
+He looked at her as he asked the question, but she did not turn her
+head. Presently she said in a low voice, and slowly, as if weighing her
+words:
+
+"Will it be enough if I say that I shall be very sorry if you do not
+come?" He put his left hand upon her right, which was resting on the
+rail, and for two seconds she let it stay.
+
+"Yes," he said, "thanks--very--much!"
+
+"I must go now," she said, turning toward him, and for a moment she
+looked searchingly in his face. "Good night," she said, giving him her
+hand, and John looked after her as she walked down the deck, and he knew
+how it was with him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+John saw Miss Blake the next morning in the saloon among the passengers
+in line for the customs official. It was an easy conjecture that Mr.
+Carling's nerves were not up to committing himself to a "declaration" of
+any sort, and that Miss Blake was undertaking the duty for the party. He
+did not see her again until he had had his luggage passed and turned it
+over to an expressman. As he was on his way to leave the wharf he came
+across the group, and stopped to greet them and ask if he could be of
+service, and was told that their houseman had everything in charge, and
+that they were just going to their carriage, which was waiting. "And,"
+said Miss Blake, "if you are going up town, we can offer you a seat."
+
+"Sha'n't I discommode you?" he asked. "If you are sure I shall not, I
+shall be glad to be taken as far as Madison Avenue and Thirty-third
+Street, for I suppose that will be your route."
+
+"Quite sure," she replied, seconded by the Carlings, and so it happened
+that John went directly home instead of going first to his father's
+office. The weather was a chilly drizzle, and he was glad to be spared
+the discomfort of going about in it with hand-bag, overcoat, and
+umbrella, and felt a certain justification in concluding that, after
+two years, a few hours more or less under the circumstances would make
+but little difference. And then, too, the prospect of half or
+three-quarters of an hour in Miss Blake's company, the Carlings
+notwithstanding, was a temptation to be welcomed. But if he had hoped or
+expected, as perhaps would have been not unnatural, to discover in that
+young woman's air any hint or trace of the feeling she had exhibited,
+or, perhaps it should be said, to a degree permitted to show itself,
+disappointment was his portion. Her manner was as much in contrast with
+that of the last days of their voyage together as the handsome street
+dress and hat in which she was attired bore to the dress and headgear of
+her steamer costume, and it almost seemed to him as if the contrasts
+bore some relation to each other. After the question of the carriage
+windows--whether they should be up or down, either or both, and how
+much--had been settled, and, as usual in such dilemmas, by Miss Blake,
+the drive up town was comparatively a silent one. John's mind was
+occupied with sundry reflections and speculations, of many of which his
+companion was the subject, and to some extent in noting the changes in
+the streets and buildings which an absence of two years made noticeable
+to him.
+
+Mary looked steadily out of window, lost in her own thoughts save for an
+occasional brief response to some casual comment or remark of John's.
+Mr. Carling had muffled himself past all talking, and his wife preserved
+the silence which was characteristic of her when unurged.
+
+John was set down at Thirty-third Street, and, as he made his adieus,
+Mrs. Carling said, "Do come and see us as soon as you can, Mr. Lenox";
+but Miss Blake simply said "Good-by" as she gave him her hand for an
+instant, and he went on to his father's house.
+
+He let himself in with the latch-key which he had carried through all
+his absence, but was at once encountered by Jeffrey, who, with his wife,
+had for years constituted the domestic staff of the Lenox household.
+
+"Well, Jeff," said John, as he shook hands heartily with the old
+servant, "how are you? and how is Ann? You don't look a day older, and
+the climate seems to agree with you, eh?"
+
+"You're welcome home, Mr. John," replied Jeffrey, "and thank you, sir.
+Me and Ann is very well, sir. It's a pleasure to see you again and home.
+It is, indeed."
+
+"Thank you, Jeff," said John. "It's rather nice to be back. Is my room
+ready?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said Jeffrey, "I think it's all right, though we thought
+that maybe it 'd be later in the day when you got here, sir. We thought
+maybe you'd go to Mr. Lenox's office first."
+
+"I did intend to," said John, mounting the stairs, followed by Jeffrey
+with his bag, "but I had a chance to drive up with some friends, and the
+day is so beastly that I took advantage of it. How is my father?" he
+asked after entering the chamber, which struck him as being so strangely
+familiar and so familiarly strange.
+
+"Well, sir," said Jeffrey, "he's much about the same most ways, and then
+again he's different, too. Seeing him every day, perhaps I wouldn't
+notice so much; but if I was to say that he's kind of quieter, perhaps
+that'd be what I mean, sir."
+
+"Well," said John, smiling, "my father was about the quietest person I
+ever knew, and if he's grown more so--what do you mean?"
+
+"Well, sir," replied the man, "I notice at table, sir, for one thing.
+We've been alone here off and on a good bit, sir, and he used always to
+have a pleasant word or two to say to me, and may be to ask me questions
+and that, sir; but for a long time lately he hardly seems to notice me.
+Of course, there ain't any need of his saying anything, because I know
+all he wants, seeing I've waited on him so long, but it's different in a
+way, sir."
+
+"Does he go out in the evening to his club?" asked John.
+
+"Very rarely, sir," said Jeffrey. "He mostly goes to his room after
+dinner, an' oftentimes I hear him walking up an' down, up an' down, and,
+sir," he added, "you know he often used to have some of his friends to
+dine with him, and that ain't happened in, I should guess, for a year."
+
+"Have things gone wrong with him in any way?" said John, a sudden
+anxiety overcoming some reluctance to question a servant on such a
+subject.
+
+"You mean about business, and such like?" replied Jeffrey. "No, sir, not
+so far as I know. You know, Mr. John, sir, that I pay all the house
+accounts, and there hasn't never been no--no shortness, as I might say,
+but we're living a bit simpler than we used to--in the matter of wine
+and such like--and, as I told you, we don't have comp'ny no more."
+
+"Is that all?" asked John, with some relief.
+
+"Well, sir," was the reply, "perhaps it's because Mr. Lenox is getting
+older and don't care so much about such things, but I have noticed that
+he hasn't had anything new from the tailor in a long time, and really,
+sir, though perhaps I oughtn't to say it, his things is getting a bit
+shabby, sir, and he used to be always so partic'lar."
+
+John got up and walked over to the window which looked out at the rear
+of the house. The words of the old servant disquieted him,
+notwithstanding that there was nothing so far that could not be
+accounted for without alarm. Jeffrey waited for a moment and then asked:
+
+"Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. John? Will you be having
+luncheon here, sir?"
+
+"No, thank you, Jeff," said John; "nothing more now, and I will lunch
+here. I'll come down and see Ann presently."
+
+"Thank you, sir," said Jeffrey, and withdrew.
+
+The view from the back windows of most city houses is not calculated to
+arouse enthusiasm at the best of times, and the day was singularly
+dispiriting: a sky of lead and a drizzling rain, which emphasized the
+squalor of the back yards in view. It was all very depressing. Jeffrey's
+talk, though inconclusive, had stirred in John's mind an uneasiness
+which was near to apprehension. He turned and walked about the familiar
+room, recognizing the well-known furniture, his mother's picture over
+the mantel, the bookshelves filled with his boyhood's accumulations, the
+well-remembered pattern of the carpet, and the wall-paper--nothing was
+changed. It was all as he had left it two years ago, and for the time it
+seemed as if he had merely dreamed the life and experiences of those
+years. Indeed, it was with difficulty that he recalled any of them for
+the moment. And then suddenly there came into his mind the thought that
+he was at the beginning of a new epoch--that on this day his boyhood
+ended, for up to then he had been but a boy. The thought was very vivid.
+It had come, the time when he must take upon himself the
+responsibilities of his own life, and make it for himself; the time
+which he had looked forward to as to come some day, but not hitherto at
+any particular moment, and so not to be very seriously considered.
+
+It has been said that life had always been made easy for him, and that
+he had accepted the situation without protest. To easy-going natures the
+thought of any radical change in the current of affairs is usually
+unwelcome, but he was too young to find it really repugnant; and then,
+too, as he walked about the room with his hands in his pockets, it was
+further revealed to him that he had recently found a motive and impulse
+such as he had never had before. He recalled the talk that he had had
+with the companion of his voyage. He thought of her as one who could be
+tender to misfortune and charitable to incapacity, but who would have
+nothing but scorn for shiftlessness and malingering; and he realized
+that he had never cared for anything as for the good opinion of that
+young woman. No, there should be for him no more sauntering in the vales
+and groves, no more of loitering or dallying. He would take his place in
+the working world, and perhaps--some day--
+
+A thought came to him with the impact of a blow: What could he do? What
+work was there for him? How could he pull his weight in the boat? All
+his life he had depended upon some one else, with easy-going
+thoughtlessness. Hardly had it ever really occurred to him that he
+might have to make a career for himself. Of business he had thought as
+something which he should undertake some time, but it was always a
+business ready made to his hand, with plenty of capital not of his own
+acquiring--something for occupation, not of necessity. It came home to
+him that his father was his only resource, and that of his father's
+affairs he knew next to nothing.
+
+In addition to his affection for him, he had always had an unquestioning
+confidence in his father. It was his earliest recollection, and he still
+retained it to almost a childish extent. There had always been plenty.
+His own allowance, from time to time increased, though never
+extravagant, had always been ample, and on the one occasion when he had
+grievously exceeded it the excess had been paid with no more protest
+than a gentle "I think you ought not to have done this." The two had
+lived together when John was at home without ostentation or any
+appearance of style, but with every essential of luxury. The house and
+its furnishings were old-fashioned, but everything was of the best, and
+when three or four of the elder man's friends would come to dine, as
+happened occasionally, the contents of the cellar made them look at each
+other over their glasses. Mr. Lenox was very reticent in all matters
+relating to himself, and in his talks with his son, which were mostly at
+the table, rarely spoke of business matters in general, and almost never
+of his own. He had read well, and was fond of talking of his reading
+when he felt in the vein of talking, which was not always; but John had
+invariably found him ready with comment and sympathy upon the topics in
+which he himself had interest, and there was a strong if undemonstrative
+affection between the father and son.
+
+It was not strange, perhaps, all things considered, that John had come
+even to nearly six-and-twenty with no more settled intentions; that his
+boyhood should have been so long. He was not at all of a reckless
+disposition, and, notwithstanding the desultory way in which he had
+spent time, he had strong mental and moral fiber, and was capable of
+feeling deeply and enduringly. He had been desultory, but never before
+had he had much reason or warning against it. But now, he reflected, a
+time had come. Work he must, if only for work's sake, and work he would;
+and there was a touch of self-reproach in the thought of his father's
+increasing years and of his lonely life. He might have been a help and a
+companion during those two years of his not very fruitful European
+sojourn, and he would lose no time in finding out what there was for him
+to do, and in setting about it.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+The day seemed very long. He ate his luncheon, having first paid a visit
+to Ann, who gave him an effusive welcome. Jeffrey waited, and during the
+meal they had some further talk, and among other things John said to
+him, "Does my father dress for dinner nowadays?"
+
+"No, sir," was the reply, "I don't know when I've seen your father in
+his evenin' clothes, sir. Not for a long time, and then maybe two or
+three times the past year when he was going out to dinner, but not here,
+sir. Maybe it'll be different now you're back again, sir."
+
+After luncheon John's luggage arrived, and he superintended the
+unpacking, but that employment was comparatively brief. The day dragged
+with him. Truly his home-coming was rather a dreary affair. How
+different had been yesterday, and the day before, and all those days
+before when he had so enjoyed the ship life, and most of all the daily
+hour or more of the companionship which had grown to be of such
+surpassing interest to him, and now seemed so utterly a thing of the
+past.
+
+Of course, he should see her again. (He put aside a wonder if it would
+be within the proprieties on that evening or, at latest, the next.) But,
+in any case, "the episode," as he had said to her, was done, and it had
+been very pleasant--oh, yes, very dear to him. He wondered if she was
+finding the day as interminable as it seemed to him, and if the interval
+before they saw each other again would seem as long as his impatience
+would make it for him. Finally, the restless dullness became
+intolerable. He sallied forth into the weather and went to his club,
+having been on non-resident footing during his absence, and, finding
+some men whom he knew, spent there the rest of the afternoon.
+
+His father was at home and in his room when John got back.
+
+"Well, father," he said, "the prodigal has returned."
+
+"He is very welcome," was the reply, as the elder man took both his
+son's hands and looked at him affectionately. "You seem very well."
+
+"Yes," said John; "and how are you, sir?"
+
+"About as usual, I think," said Mr. Lenox.
+
+They looked at each other for a moment in silence. John thought that his
+father seemed thinner than formerly, and he had instantly observed that
+a white beard covered the always hitherto smooth-shaven chin, but he
+made no comment.
+
+"The old place appears very familiar," he remarked. "Nothing is changed
+or even moved, as I can see, and Ann and Jeff are just the same old
+sixpences as ever."
+
+"Yes," said his father, "two years make less difference with old people
+and their old habits than with young ones. You will have changed more
+than we have, I fancy."
+
+"Do we dress for dinner?" asked John, after some little more unimportant
+talk.
+
+"Yes," said his father, "in honor of the occasion, if you like. I
+haven't done it lately," he added, a little wearily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I haven't had such a glass of wine since I left home," John remarked as
+they sat together after dinner.
+
+"No," said his father, looking thoughtfully at his glass, "it's the old
+'Mouton,' and pretty nearly the last of it; it's very old and wants
+drinking," he observed as he held his glass up to get the color. "It has
+gone off a bit even in two years."
+
+"All right," said John cheerfully, "we'll drink it to save it, if needs
+be." The elder man smiled and filled both glasses.
+
+There had been more or less talk during the meal, but nothing of special
+moment. John sat back in his chair, absently twirling the stem of his
+glass between thumb and fingers. Presently he said, looking straight
+before him at the table: "I have been thinking a good deal of late--more
+than ever before, positively, in fact--that whatever my prospects may
+be," (he did not see the momentary contraction of his father's brow) "I
+ought to begin some sort of a career in earnest. I'm afraid," he
+continued, "that I have been rather unmindful, and that I might have
+been of some use to you as well as myself if I had stayed at home
+instead of spending the last two years in Europe."
+
+"I trust," said his father, "that they have not been entirely without
+profit."
+
+"No," said John, "perhaps not wholly, but their cash value would not be
+large, I'm afraid."
+
+"All value is not to be measured in dollars and cents," remarked Mr.
+Lenox. "If I could have acquired as much German and French as I presume
+you have, to say nothing of other things, I should look back upon the
+time as well spent at almost any cost. At your age a year or two more or
+less--you don't realize it now, but you will if you come to my
+age--doesn't count for so very much, and you are not too old," he
+smiled, "to begin at a beginning."
+
+"I want to begin," said John.
+
+"Yes," said his father, "I want to have you, and I have had the matter a
+good deal in my mind. Have you any idea as to what you wish to do?"
+
+"I thought," said John, "that the most obvious thing would be to go into
+your office." Mr. Lenox reached over for the cigar-lamp. His cigar had
+gone out, and his hand shook as he applied the flame to it. He did not
+reply for a moment.
+
+"I understand," he said at last. "It would seem the obvious thing to do,
+as you say, but," he clicked his teeth together doubtfully, "I don't see
+how it can be managed at present, and I don't think it is what I should
+desire for you in any case. The fact is," he went on, "my business has
+always been a sort of specialty, and, though it is still worth doing
+perhaps, it is not what it used to be. Conditions and methods have
+changed--and," he added, "I am too old to change with them."
+
+"I am not," said John.
+
+"In fact," resumed his father, ignoring John's assertion, "as things are
+going now, I couldn't make a place for you in my office unless I
+displaced Melig and made you my manager, and for many reasons I couldn't
+do that. I am too dependent on Melig. Of course, if you came with me it
+would be as a partner, but--"
+
+"No," said John, "I should be a poor substitute for old Melig for a good
+while, I fancy."
+
+"My idea would be," said Mr. Lenox, "that you should undertake a
+profession--say the law. It is a fact that the great majority of men
+fail in business, and then most of them, for lack of training or special
+aptitude, fall into the ranks of clerks and subordinates. On the other
+hand, a man who has a profession--law, medicine, what not--even if he
+does not attain high rank, has something on which he can generally get
+along, at least after a fashion, and he has the standing. That is my
+view of the matter, and though I confess I often wonder at it in
+individual cases, it is my advice to you."
+
+"It would take three or four years to put me where I could earn anything
+to speak of," said John, "even providing that I could get any business
+at the end of the time."
+
+"Yes," said his father, "but the time of itself isn't of so much
+consequence. You would be living at home, and would have your
+allowance--perhaps," he suggested, "somewhat diminished, seeing that you
+would be here--"
+
+"I can get on with half of it," said John confidently.
+
+"We will settle that matter afterward," said Mr. Lenox.
+
+They sat in silence for some minutes, John staring thoughtfully at the
+table, unconscious of the occasional scrutiny of his father's glance. At
+last he said, "Well, sir, I will do anything that you advise."
+
+"Have you anything to urge against it?" asked Mr. Lenox.
+
+"Not exactly on my own account," replied John, "though I admit that the
+three years or more seems a long time to me, but I have been drawing on
+you exclusively all my life, except for the little money I earned in
+Rush & Company's office, and--"
+
+"You have done so, my dear boy," said his father gently, "with my
+acquiescence. I may have been wrong, but that is a fact. If in my
+judgment the arrangement may be continued for a while longer, and in the
+mean time you are making progress toward a definite end, I think you
+need have no misgivings. It gratifies me to have you feel as you do,
+though it is no more than I should have expected of you, for you have
+never caused me any serious anxiety or disappointment, my son."
+
+Often in the after time did John thank God for that assurance.
+
+"Thank you, sir," he said, putting down his hand, palm upward, on the
+table, and his eyes filled as the elder man laid his hand in his, and
+they gave each other a lingering pressure.
+
+Mr. Lenox divided the last of the wine in the bottle between the two
+glasses, and they drank it in silence, as if in pledge.
+
+"I will go in to see Carey & Carey in the morning, and if they are
+agreeable you can see them afterward," said Mr. Lenox. "They are not one
+of the great firms, but they have a large and good practice, and they
+are friends of mine. Shall I do so?" he asked, looking at his son.
+
+"If you will be so kind," John replied, returning his look. And so the
+matter was concluded.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+This history will not concern itself to any extent with our friend's
+career as a law clerk, though, as he promised himself, he took it
+seriously and laboriously while it lasted, notwithstanding that after
+two years of being his own master, and the rather desultory and
+altogether congenial life he had led, he found it at first even more
+irksome than he had fancied. The novice penetrates but slowly the
+mysteries of the law, and, unless he be of unusual aptitude and
+imagination, the interesting and remunerative part seems for a long time
+very far off. But John stuck manfully to the reading, and was diligent
+in all that was put upon him to do; and after a while the days spent in
+the office and in the work appointed to him began to pass more quickly.
+
+He restrained his impulse to call at Sixty-ninth Street until what
+seemed to him a fitting interval had elapsed; one which was longer than
+it would otherwise have been, from an instinct of shyness not habitual
+to him, and a distrustful apprehension that perhaps his advent was not
+of so much moment to the people there as to him. But their greeting was
+so cordial on every hand that Mrs. Carling's remark that they had been
+almost afraid he had forgotten them embarrassed while it pleased him,
+and his explanations were somewhat lame. Miss Blake, as usual, came to
+the rescue, though John's disconcert was not lessened by the suspicion
+that she saw through his inventions. He had conceived a great opinion of
+that young person's penetration.
+
+His talk for a while was mostly with Mr. Carling, who was in a pleasant
+mood, being, like most nervous people, at his best in the evening. Mary
+made an occasional contributory remark, and Mrs. Carling, as was her
+wont, was silent except when appealed to. Finally, Mr. Carling rose and,
+putting out his hand, said: "I think I will excuse myself, if you will
+permit me. I have had to be down town to-day, and am rather tired." Mrs.
+Carling followed him, saying to John as she bade him good night: "Do
+come, Mr. Lenox, whenever you feel like it. We are very quiet people,
+and are almost always at home."
+
+"Thank you, Mrs. Carling," responded John, with much sincerity. "I shall
+be most glad to. I am so quiet myself as to be practically noiseless."
+
+The hall of the Carlings' house was their favorite sitting place in the
+evening. It ran nearly the whole depth of the house, and had a wide
+fireplace at the end. The further right hand portion was recessed by the
+stairway, which rose from about the middle of its length.
+
+Miss Blake sat in a low chair, and John took its fellow at the other
+angle of the fireplace, which contained the smoldering remnant of a wood
+fire. She had a bit of embroidery stretched over a circular frame like a
+drum-head. Needlework was not a passion with her, but it was understood
+in the Carling household that in course of time a set of table doilies
+of elaborate devices in colored silks would be forthcoming. It has been
+deplored by some philosopher that custom does not sanction such little
+occupations for masculine hands. It would be interesting to speculate
+how many embarrassing or disastrous consequences might have been averted
+if at a critical point in a negotiation or controversy a needle had had
+to be threaded or a dropped stitch taken up before a reply was made, to
+say nothing of an excuse for averting features at times without
+confession of confusion.
+
+The great and wise Charles Reade tells how his hero, who had an island,
+a treasure ship, and a few other trifles of the sort to dispose of,
+insisted upon Captain Fullalove's throwing away the stick he was
+whittling, as giving the captain an unfair advantage. The value of the
+embroidered doily as an article of table napery may be open to question,
+but its value, in an unfinished state, as an adjunct to discreet
+conversation, is beyond all dispute.
+
+"Ought I to say good night?" asked John with a smile, as he seated
+himself on the disappearance of Mr. and Mrs. Carling.
+
+"I don't see any reason," she replied. "It isn't late. Julius is in one
+of his periods of retiring early just now. By and by he will be sure to
+take up the idea again that his best sleep is after midnight. At present
+he is on the theory that it is before twelve o'clock."
+
+"How has he been since your return?" John asked.
+
+"Better in some ways, I think," she replied. "He seems to enjoy the home
+life in contrast with the traveling about and living in hotels; and
+then, in a moderate way, he is obliged to give some attention to
+business matters, and to come in contact with men and affairs
+generally."
+
+"And you?" said John. "You find it pleasant to be back?"
+
+"Yes," she said, "I do. As my sister said, we are quiet people. She goes
+out so little that it is almost not at all, and when I go it has nearly
+always to be with some one else. And then, you know that while Alice and
+I are originally New Yorkers, we have only been back here for two or
+three years. Most of the people, really, to whose houses we go are those
+who knew my father. But," she added, "it is a comfort not to be carrying
+about a traveling bag in one hand and a weight of responsibility in the
+other."
+
+"I should think," said John, laughing, "that your maid might have taken
+the bag, even if she couldn't carry your responsibilities."
+
+"No," she said, joining in his laugh, "that particular bag was too
+precious, and Eliza was one of my most serious responsibilities. She had
+to be looked after like the luggage, and I used to wish at times that
+she could be labeled and go in the van. How has it been with you since
+your return? and," as she separated a needleful of silk from what seemed
+an inextricable tangle, "if I may ask, what have you been doing? I was
+recalling," she added, putting the silk into the needle, "some things
+you said to me on the Altruria. Do you remember?"
+
+"Perfectly," said John. "I think I remember every word said on both
+sides, and I have thought very often of some things you said to me. In
+fact, they had more influence upon my mind than you imagined."
+
+She turned her work so that the light would fall a little more directly
+upon it.
+
+"Really?" she asked. "In what way?"
+
+"You put in a drop or two that crystallized the whole solution," he
+answered. She looked up at him inquiringly.
+
+"Yes," he said, "I always knew that I should have to stop drifting some
+time, but there never seemed to be any particular time. Some things you
+said to me set the time. I am under 'full steam a-head' at present.
+Behold in me," he exclaimed, touching his breast, "the future chief of
+the Supreme Court of the United States, of whom you shall say some time
+in the next brief interval of forty years or so, 'I knew him as a young
+man, and one for whom no one would have predicted such eminence!' and
+perhaps you will add, 'It was largely owing to me.'"
+
+She looked at him with an expression in which amusement and curiosity
+were blended.
+
+"I congratulate you," she said, laughing, "upon the career in which it
+appears I had the honor to start you. Am I being told that you have
+taken up the law?"
+
+"Not quite the whole of it as yet," he said; "but when I am not doing
+errands for the office I am to some extent taken up with it," and then
+he told her of his talk with his father and what had followed. She
+overcame a refractory kink in her silk before speaking.
+
+"It takes a long time, doesn't it, and do you like it?" she asked.
+
+"Well," said John, laughing a little, "a weaker word than 'fascinating'
+would describe the pursuit, but I hope with diligence to reach some of
+the interesting features in the course of ten or twelve years."
+
+"It is delightful," she remarked, scrutinizing the pattern of her work,
+"to encounter such enthusiasm."
+
+"Isn't it?" said John, not in the least wounded by her sarcasm.
+
+"Very much so," she replied, "but I have always understood that it is a
+mistake to be too sanguine."
+
+"Perhaps I'd better make it fifteen years, then," he said, laughing. "I
+should have a choice of professions by that time at any rate. You know
+the proverb that 'At forty every man is either a fool or a physician.'"
+She looked at him with a smile. "Yes," he said, "I realize the
+alternative." She laughed a little, but did not reply.
+
+"Seriously," he continued, "I know that in everything worth
+accomplishing there is a lot of drudgery to be gone through with at the
+first, and perhaps it seems the more irksome to me because I have been
+so long idly my own master. However," he added, "I shall get down to it,
+or up to it, after a while, I dare say. That is my intention, at any
+rate."
+
+"I don't think I have ever wished that I were a man," she said after a
+moment, "but I often find myself envying a man's opportunities."
+
+"Do not women have opportunities, too?" he said. "Certainly they have
+greatly to do with the determination of affairs."
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, "it is the usual answer that woman's part is to
+influence somebody. As for her own life, it is largely made for her.
+She has, for the most part, to take what comes to her by the will of
+others."
+
+"And yet," said John, "I fancy that there has seldom been a great career
+in which some woman's help or influence was not a factor."
+
+"Even granting that," she replied, "the career was the man's, after all,
+and the fame and visible reward. A man will sometimes say, 'I owe all my
+success to my wife, or my mother, or sister,' but he never really
+believes it, nor, in fact, does any one else. It is _his_ success, after
+all, and the influence of the woman is but a circumstance, real and
+powerful though it may be. I am not sure," she added, "that woman's
+influence, so called, isn't rather an overrated thing. Women like to
+feel that they have it, and men, in matters which they hold lightly,
+flatter them by yielding, but I am doubtful if a man ever arrives at or
+abandons a settled course or conviction through the influence of a
+woman, however exerted."
+
+"I think you are wrong," said John, "and I feel sure of so much as this:
+that a man might often be or do for a woman's sake that which he would
+not for its sake or his own."
+
+"That is quite another thing," she said. "There is in it no question of
+influence; it is one of impulse and motive."
+
+"I have told you to-night," said John, "that what you said to me had
+influenced me greatly."
+
+"Pardon me," she replied, "you employed a figure which exactly defined
+your condition. You said I supplied the drop which caused the solution
+to crystallize--that is, to elaborate your illustration, that it was
+already at the point of saturation with your own convictions and
+intentions."
+
+"I said also," he urged, "that you had set the time for me. Is the idea
+unpleasant to you?" he asked after a moment, while he watched her face.
+She did not at once reply, but presently she turned to him with slightly
+heightened color and said, ignoring his question:
+
+"Would you rather think that you had done what you thought right because
+you so thought, or because some one else wished to have you? Or, I
+should say, would you rather think that the right suggestion was
+another's than your own?"
+
+He laughed a little, and said evasively: "You ought to be a lawyer, Miss
+Blake. I should hate to have you cross-examine me unless I were very
+sure of my evidence."
+
+She gave a little shrug of her shoulders in reply as she turned and
+resumed her embroidery. They talked for a while longer, but of other
+things, the discussion of woman's influence having been dropped by
+mutual consent.
+
+After John's departure she suspended operations on the doily, and sat
+for a while gazing reflectively into the fire. She was a person as frank
+with herself as with others, and with as little vanity as was compatible
+with being human, which is to say that, though she was not without it,
+it was of the sort which could be gratified but not flattered--in fact,
+the sort which flattery wounds rather than pleases. But despite her
+apparent skepticism she had not been displeased by John's assertion that
+she had influenced him in his course. She had expressed herself truly,
+believing that he would have done as he had without her intervention;
+but she thought that he was sincere, and it was pleasant to her to have
+him think as he did.
+
+Considering the surroundings and conditions under which she had lived,
+she had had her share of the acquaintance and attentions of agreeable
+men, but none of them had ever got with her beyond the stage of mere
+friendliness. There had never been one whose coming she had particularly
+looked forward to, or whose going she had deplored. She had thought of
+marriage as something she might come to, but she had promised herself
+that it should be on such conditions as were, she was aware, quite
+improbable of ever being fulfilled. She would not care for a man because
+he was clever and distinguished, but she felt that he must be those
+things, and to have, besides, those qualities of character and person
+which should attract her. She had known a good many men who were clever
+and to some extent distinguished, but none who had attracted her
+personally. John Lenox did not strike her as being particularly clever,
+and he certainly was not distinguished, nor, she thought, ever very
+likely to be; but she had had a pleasure in being with him which she had
+never experienced in the society of any other man, and underneath some
+boyish ways she divined a strength and steadfastness which could be
+relied upon at need. And she admitted to herself that during the ten
+days since her return, though she had unsparingly snubbed her sister's
+wonderings why he did not call, she had speculated a good deal upon the
+subject herself, with a sort of resentful feeling against both herself
+and him that she should care--
+
+Her face flushed as she recalled the momentary pressure of his hand upon
+hers on that last night on deck. She rang for the servant, and went up
+to her room.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+It is not the purpose of this narrative to dwell minutely upon the
+events of the next few months. Truth to say, they were devoid of
+incidents of sufficient moment in themselves to warrant chronicle. What
+they led up to was memorable enough.
+
+As time went on John found himself on terms of growing intimacy with the
+Carling household, and eventually it came about that if there passed a
+day when their door did not open to him it was _dies non_.
+
+Mr. Carling was ostensibly more responsible than the ladies for the
+frequency of our friend's visits, and grew to look forward to them. In
+fact, he seemed to regard them as paid primarily to himself, and ignored
+an occasional suggestion on his wife's part that it might not be wholly
+the pleasure of a chat and a game at cards with him that brought the
+young man so often to the house. And when once she ventured to concern
+him with some stirrings of her mind on the subject, he rather testily
+(for him) pooh-poohed her misgivings, remarking that Mary was her own
+mistress, and, so far as he had ever seen, remarkably well qualified to
+regulate her own affairs. Had she ever seen anything to lead her to
+suppose that there was any particular sentiment existing between Lenox
+and her sister?
+
+"No," said Mrs. Carling, "perhaps not exactly, but you know how those
+things go, and he always stays after we come up when she is at home." To
+which her husband vouchsafed no reply, but began a protracted wavering
+as to the advisability of leaving the steam on or turning it off for the
+night, which was a cold one--a dilemma which, involving his personal
+welfare or comfort at the moment, permitted no consideration of other
+matters to share his mind.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mrs. Carling had not spoken to her sister upon the subject. She thought
+that that young woman, if she were not, as Mr. Carling said, "remarkably
+well qualified to regulate her own affairs," at least held the opinion
+that she was, very strongly.
+
+The two were devotedly fond of each other, but Mrs. Carling was the
+elder by twenty years, and in her love was an element of maternal
+solicitude to which her sister, while giving love for love in fullest
+measure, did not fully respond. The elder would have liked to share
+every thought, but she was neither so strong nor so clever as the girl
+to whom she had been almost as a mother, and who, though perfectly
+truthful and frank when she was minded to express herself, gave, as a
+rule, little satisfaction to attempts to explore her mind, and on some
+subjects was capable of meeting such attempts with impatience, not to
+say resentment--a fact of which her sister was quite aware. But as time
+went on, and the frequency of John's visits and attentions grew into a
+settled habit, Mrs. Carling's uneasiness, with which perhaps was mingled
+a bit of curiosity, got the better of her reserve, and she determined
+to get what satisfaction could be obtained for it.
+
+They were sitting in Mrs. Carling's room, which was over the
+drawing-room in the front of the house. A fire of cannel blazed in the
+grate.
+
+A furious storm was whirling outside. Mrs. Carling was occupied with
+some sort of needlework, and her sister, with a writing pad on her lap,
+was composing a letter to a friend with whom she carried on a desultory
+and rather one-sided correspondence. Presently she yawned slightly, and,
+putting down her pad, went over to the window and looked out.
+
+"What a day!" she exclaimed. "It seems to get worse and worse.
+Positively you can't see across the street. It's like a western
+blizzard."
+
+"It is, really," said Mrs. Carling; and then, moved by the current of
+thought which had been passing in her mind of late, "I fancy we shall
+spend the evening by ourselves to-night."
+
+"That would not be so unusual as to be extraordinary, would it?" said
+Mary.
+
+"Wouldn't it?" suggested Mrs. Carling in a tone that was meant to be
+slightly quizzical.
+
+"We are by ourselves most evenings, are we not?" responded her sister,
+without turning around. "Why do you particularize to-night?"
+
+"I was thinking," answered Mrs. Carling, bending a little closer over
+her work, "that even Mr. Lenox would hardly venture out in such a storm
+unless it were absolutely necessary."
+
+"Oh, yes, to be sure, Mr. Lenox; very likely not," was Miss Blake's
+comment, in a tone of indifferent recollection.
+
+"He comes here very often, almost every night, in fact," remarked Mrs.
+Carling, looking up sideways at her sister's back.
+
+"Now that you mention it," said Mary dryly, "I have noticed something of
+the sort myself."
+
+"Do you think he ought to?" asked her sister, after a moment of silence.
+
+"Why not?" said the girl, turning to her questioner for the first time.
+"And why should I think he should or should not? Doesn't he come to see
+Julius, and on Julius's invitation? I have never asked him--but once,"
+she said, flushing a little as she recalled the occasion and the wording
+of the invitation.
+
+"Do you think," returned Mrs. Carling, "that his visits are wholly on
+Julius's account, and that he would come so often if there were no other
+inducement? You know," she continued, pressing her point timidly but
+persistently, "he always stays after we go upstairs if you are at home,
+and I have noticed that when you are out he always goes before our time
+for retiring."
+
+"I should say," was the rejoinder, "that that was very much the proper
+thing. Whether or not he comes here too often is not for me to say--I
+have no opinion on the subject. But, to do him justice, he is about the
+last man to wait for a tacit dismissal, or to cause you and Julius to
+depart from what he knows to be your regular habit out of politeness to
+him. He is a person of too much delicacy and good breeding to stay
+when--if--that is to say--" She turned again to the window without
+completing her sentence, and, though Mrs. Carling thought she could
+complete it for her, she wisely forbore. After a moment of silence, Mary
+said in a voice devoid of any traces of confusion:
+
+"You asked me if I thought Mr. Lenox would come so often if there were
+no object in his coming except to see Julius. I can only say that if
+Julius were out of the question I think he would come here but seldom;
+but," she added, as she left the window and resumed her seat, "I do not
+quite see the object of this discussion, and, indeed, I am not quite
+sure of what we are discussing. Do you object," she asked, looking
+curiously at her sister and smiling slightly, "to Mr. Lenox's coming
+here as he does, and if so, why?" This was apparently more direct than
+Mrs. Carling was quite prepared for. "And if you do," Mary proceeded,
+"what is to be done about it? Am I to make him understand that it is not
+considered the proper thing? or will you? or shall we leave it to
+Julius?"
+
+Mrs. Carling looked up into her sister's face, in which was a smile of
+amused penetration, and looked down again in visible embarrassment.
+
+The young woman laughed as she shook her finger at her.
+
+"Oh, you transparent goose!" she cried. "What did he say?"
+
+"What did who say?" was the evasive response.
+
+"Julius," said Mary, putting her finger under her sister's chin and
+raising her face. "Tell me now. You've been talking with him, and I
+insist upon knowing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
+truth. So there!"
+
+"Well," she admitted hesitatingly, "I said to him something like what I
+have to you, that it seemed to me that Mr. Lenox came very often, and
+that I did not believe it was all on his account, and that he" (won't
+somebody please invent another pronoun?) "always stayed when you were
+at home--"
+
+"--and," broke in her sister, "that you were afraid my young affections
+were being engaged, and that, after all, we didn't know much if anything
+about the young man, or, perhaps, that he was forming a hopeless
+attachment, and so on."
+
+"No," said Mrs. Carling, "I didn't say that exactly. I--"
+
+"Didn't you, really?" said Mary teasingly. "One ought to be explicit in
+such cases, don't you think? Well, what did Julius say? Was he very much
+concerned?" Mrs. Carling's face colored faintly under her sister's
+raillery, and she gave a little embarrassed laugh.
+
+"Come, now," said the girl relentlessly, "what did he say?"
+
+"Well," answered Mrs. Carling, "I must admit that he said 'Pooh!' for
+one thing, and that you were your own mistress, and, so far as he had
+seen, you were very well qualified to manage your own affairs."
+
+Her sister clapped her hands. "Such discrimination have I not seen," she
+exclaimed, "no, not in Israel! What else did he say?" she demanded, with
+a dramatic gesture. "Let us know the worst."
+
+Mrs. Carling laughed a little. "I don't remember," she admitted, "that
+he said anything more on the subject. He got into some perplexity about
+whether the steam should be off or on, and after that question was
+settled we went to bed." Mary laughed outright.
+
+"So Julius doesn't think I need watching," she said.
+
+"Mary," protested her sister in a hurt tone, "you don't think I ever
+did or could watch you? I don't want to pry into your secrets, dear,"
+and she looked up with tears in her eyes. The girl dropped on her knees
+beside her sister and put her arms about her neck.
+
+"You precious old lamb!" she cried, "I know you don't. You couldn't pry
+into anybody's secrets if you tried. You couldn't even try. But I
+haven't any, dear, and I'll tell you every one of them, and, rather than
+see a tear in your dear eyes, I would tell John Lenox that I never
+wanted to see him again; and I don't know what you have been thinking,
+but I haven't thought so at all" (which last assertion made even Mrs.
+Carling laugh), "and I know that I have been teasing and horrid, and if
+you won't put me in the closet I will be good and answer every question
+like a nice little girl." Whereupon she gave her sister a kiss and
+resumed her seat with an air of abject penitence which lasted for a
+minute. Then she laughed again, though there was a watery gleam in her
+own eyes. Mrs. Carling gave her a look of great love and admiration.
+
+"I ought not to have brought up the subject," she said, "knowing as I do
+how you feel about such discussions, but I love you so much that
+sometimes I can't help--"
+
+"Alice," exclaimed the girl, "please have the kindness to call me a
+selfish P--I--G. It will relieve my feelings."
+
+"But I do not think you are," said Mrs. Carling literally.
+
+"But I am at times," declared Mary, "and you deserve not only to have,
+but to be shown, all the love and confidence that I can give you. It's
+only this, that sometimes your solicitude makes you imagine things that
+do not exist, and you think I am withholding my confidence; and then,
+again, I am enough like other people that I don't always know exactly
+what I do think. Now, about this matter--"
+
+"Don't say a word about it, dear," her sister interrupted, "unless you
+would rather than not."
+
+"I wish to," said Mary. "Of course I am not oblivious of the fact that
+Mr. Lenox comes here very often, nor that he seems to like to stay and
+talk with me, because, don't you know, if he didn't he could go when you
+do, and I don't mind admitting that, as a general thing, I like to have
+him stay; but, as I said to you, if it weren't for Julius he would not
+come here very often."
+
+"Don't you think," said Mrs. Carling, now on an assured footing, "that
+if it were not for you he would not come so often?"
+
+Perhaps Mary overestimated the attraction which her brother-in-law had
+for Mr. Lenox, and she smiled slightly as she thought that it was quite
+possible. "I suppose," she went on, with a little shrug of the
+shoulders, "that the proceeding is not strictly conventional, and that
+the absolutely correct thing would be for him to say good night when you
+and Julius do, and that there are those who would regard my permitting a
+young man in no way related to me to see me very often in the evening
+without the protection of a duenna as a very unbecoming thing."
+
+"I never have had such a thought about it," declared Mrs. Carling.
+
+"I never for a moment supposed you had, dear," said Mary, "nor have I.
+We are rather unconventional people, making very few claims upon
+society, and upon whom 'society' makes very few."
+
+"I am rather sorry for that on your account," said her sister.
+
+"You needn't be," was the rejoinder. "I have no yearnings in that
+direction which are not satisfied with what I have." She sat for a
+minute or two with her hands clasped upon her knee, gazing reflectively
+into the fire, which, in the growing darkness of the winter afternoon,
+afforded almost the only light in the room. Presently she became
+conscious that her sister was regarding her with an air of expectation,
+and resumed: "Leaving the question of the conventions out of the
+discussion as settled," she said, "there is nothing, Alice, that you
+need have any concern about, either on Mr. Lenox's account or mine."
+
+"You like him, don't you?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"Yes," said Mary frankly, "I like him very much. We have enough in
+common to be rather sympathetic, and we differ enough not to be dull,
+and so we get on very well. I never had a brother," she continued, after
+a momentary pause, "but I feel toward him as I fancy I should feel
+toward a brother of about my own age, though he is five or six years
+older than I am."
+
+"You don't think, then," said Mrs. Carling timidly, "that you are
+getting to care for him at all?"
+
+"In the sense that you use the word," was the reply, "not the least in
+the world. If there were to come a time when I really believed I should
+never see him again, I should be sorry; but if at any time it were a
+question of six months or a year, I do not think my equanimity would be
+particularly disturbed."
+
+"And how about him?" suggested Mrs. Carling. There was no reply.
+
+"Don't you think he may care for you, or be getting to?"
+
+Mary frowned slightly, half closing her eyes and stirring a little
+uneasily in her chair.
+
+"He hasn't said anything to me on the subject," she replied evasively.
+
+"Would that be necessary?" asked her sister.
+
+"Perhaps not," was the reply, "if the fact were very obvious."
+
+"Isn't it?" persisted Mrs. Carling, with unusual tenacity.
+
+"Well," said the girl, "to be quite frank with you, I have thought once
+or twice that he entertained some such idea--that is--no, I don't mean
+to put it just that way. I mean that once or twice something has
+occurred to give me that idea. That isn't very coherent, is it? But even
+if it be so," she went on after a moment, with a wave of her hands,
+"what of it? What does it signify? And if it does signify, what can I do
+about it?"
+
+"You have thought about it, then?" said her sister.
+
+"As much as I have told you," she answered. "I am not a very sentimental
+person, I think, and not very much on the lookout for such things, but I
+know there is such a thing as a man's taking a fancy to a young woman
+under circumstances which bring them often together, and I have been led
+to believe that it isn't necessarily fatal to the man even if nothing
+comes of it. But be that as it may," she said with a shrug of her
+shoulders, "what can I do about it? I can't say to Mr. Lenox, 'I think
+you ought not to come here so much,' unless I give a reason for it, and
+I think we have come to the conclusion that there is no reason except
+the danger--to put it in so many words--of his falling in love with me.
+I couldn't quite say that to him, could I?"
+
+"No, I suppose not," acquiesced Mrs. Carling faintly.
+
+"No, I should say not," remarked the girl. "If he were to say anything
+to me in the way of--declaration is the word, isn't it?--it would be
+another matter. But there is no danger of that."
+
+"Why not, if he is fond of you?" asked her sister.
+
+"Because," said Mary, with an emphatic nod, "I won't let him," which
+assertion was rather weakened by her adding, "and he wouldn't, if I
+would."
+
+"I don't understand," said her sister.
+
+"Well," said Mary, "I don't pretend to know all that goes on in his
+mind; but allowing, or rather conjecturing, that he does care for me in
+the way you mean, I haven't the least fear of his telling me so, and one
+of the reasons is this, that he is wholly dependent upon his father,
+with no other prospect for years to come."
+
+"I had the idea somehow," said Mrs. Carling, "that his father was very
+well-to-do. The young man gives one the impression of a person who has
+always had everything that he wanted."
+
+"I think that is so," said Mary, "but he told me one day, coming over on
+the steamer, that he knew nothing whatever of his own prospects or his
+father's affairs. I don't remember--at least, it doesn't matter--how he
+came to say as much, but he did, and afterward gave me a whimsical
+catalogue of his acquirements and accomplishments, remarking, I
+remember, that 'there was not a dollar in the whole list'; and lately,
+though you must not fancy that he discusses his own affairs with me, he
+has now and then said something to make me guess that he was somewhat
+troubled about them."
+
+"Is he doing anything?" asked Mrs. Carling.
+
+"He told me the first evening he called here," said Mary, "that he was
+studying law, at his father's suggestion; but I don't remember the name
+of the firm in whose office he is."
+
+"Why doesn't he ask his father about his prospects?" said Mrs. Carling.
+
+Mary laughed. "You seem to be so much more interested in the matter than
+I am," she said, "why don't you ask him yourself?" To which
+unjustifiable rejoinder her sister made no reply.
+
+"I don't see why he shouldn't," she remarked.
+
+"I think I understand," said Mary. "I fancy from what he has told me
+that his father is a singularly reticent man, but one in whom his son
+has always had the most implicit confidence. I imagine, too, that until
+recently, at any rate, he has taken it for granted that his father was
+wealthy. He has not confided any misgivings to me, but if he has any he
+is just the sort of person not to ask, and certainly not to press a
+question with his father."
+
+"It would seem like carrying delicacy almost too far," remarked Mrs.
+Carling.
+
+"Perhaps it would," said her sister, "but I think I can understand and
+sympathize with it."
+
+Mrs. Carling broke the silence which followed for a moment or two as if
+she were thinking aloud. "You have plenty of money," she said, and
+colored at her inadvertence. Her sister looked at her for an instant
+with a humorous smile, and then, as she rose and touched the bell
+button, said, "That's another reason."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+I think it should hardly be imputed to John as a fault or a shortcoming
+that he did not for a long time realize his father's failing powers.
+True, as has been stated, he had noted some changes in appearance on his
+return, but they were not great enough to be startling, and, though he
+thought at times that his father's manner was more subdued than he had
+ever known it to be, nothing really occurred to arouse his suspicion or
+anxiety. After a few days the two men appeared to drop into their
+accustomed relation and routine, meeting in the morning and at dinner;
+but as John picked up the threads of his acquaintance he usually went
+out after dinner, and even when he did not his father went early to his
+own apartment.
+
+From John's childhood he had been much of the time away from home, and
+there had never, partly from that circumstance and partly from the older
+man's natural and habitual reserve, been very much intimacy between
+them. The father did not give his own confidence, and, while always kind
+and sympathetic when appealed to, did not ask his son's; and, loving his
+father well and loyally, and trusting him implicitly, it did not occur
+to John to feel that there was anything wanting in the relation. It was
+as it had always been. He was accustomed to accept what his father did
+or said without question, and, as is very often the case, had always
+regarded him as an old man. He had never felt that they could be in the
+same equation. In truth, save for their mutual affection, they had
+little in common; and if, as may have been the case, his father had any
+cravings for a closer and more intimate relation, he made no sign,
+acquiescing in his son's actions as the son did in his, without question
+or suggestion. They did not know each other, and such cases are not
+rare, more is the pity.
+
+But as time went on even John's unwatchful eye could not fail to notice
+that all was not well with his father. Haggard lines were multiplying in
+the quiet face, and the silence at the dinner table was often unbroken
+except by John's unfruitful efforts to keep some sort of a conversation
+in motion. More and more frequently it occurred that his father would
+retire to his own room immediately after dinner was over, and the food
+on his plate would be almost untouched, while he took more wine than had
+ever been his habit. John, retiring late, would often hear him stirring
+uneasily in his room, and it would be plain in the morning that he had
+spent a wakeful, if not a sleepless, night. Once or twice on such a
+morning John had suggested to his father that he should not go down to
+the office, and the suggestion had been met with so irritable a negative
+as to excite his wonder.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a day in the latter part of March. The winter had been unusually
+severe, and lingered into spring with a heart-sickening tenacity,
+occasional hints of clemency and promise being followed by recurrences
+which were as irritating as a personal affront.
+
+John had held to his work in the office, if not with positive
+enthusiasm, at least with industry, and thought that he had made some
+progress. On the day in question the managing clerk commented briefly
+but favorably on something of his which was satisfactory, and, such
+experiences being rare, he was conscious of a feeling of mild elation.
+He was also cherishing the anticipation of a call at Sixty-ninth Street,
+where, for reasons unnecessary to recount, he had not been for a week.
+At dinner that night his father seemed more inclined than for a long
+time to keep up a conversation which, though of no special import, was
+cheerful in comparison with the silence which had grown to be almost the
+rule, and the two men sat for a while over the coffee and cigars.
+Presently, however, the elder rose from the table, saying pleasantly, "I
+suppose you are going out to-night."
+
+"Not if you'd like me to stay in," was the reply. "I have no definite
+engagement."
+
+"Oh, no," said Mr. Lenox, "not at all, not at all," and as he passed his
+son on the way out of the room he put out his hand and taking John's,
+said, "Good night."
+
+As John stood for a moment rather taken aback, he heard his father mount
+the stairs to his room. He was puzzled by the unexpected and unusual
+occurrence, but finally concluded that his father, realizing how
+taciturn they had become of late, wished to resume their former status,
+and this view was confirmed to his mind by the fact that they had been
+more companionable than usual that evening, albeit that nothing of any
+special significance had been said.
+
+As has been stated, a longer interval than usual had elapsed since
+John's last visit to Sixty-ninth Street, a fact which had been commented
+on by Mr. Carling, but not mentioned between the ladies. When he found
+himself at that hospitable house on that evening, he was greeted by Miss
+Blake alone.
+
+"Julius did not come down to-night, and my sister is with him," she
+said, "so you will have to put up with my society--unless you'd like me
+to send up for Alice. Julius is strictly _en retraite_, I should say."
+
+"Don't disturb her, I beg," protested John, laughing, and wondering a
+bit at the touch of coquetry in her speech, something unprecedented in
+his experience of her, "if you are willing to put up with my society. I
+hope Mr. Carling is not ill?"
+
+They seated themselves as she replied: "No, nothing serious, I should
+say. A bit of a cold, I fancy; and for a fortnight he has been more
+nervous than usual. The changes in the weather have been so great and so
+abrupt that they have worn upon his nerves. He is getting very uneasy
+again. Now, after spending the winter, and when spring is almost at
+hand, I believe that if he could make up his mind where to go he would
+be for setting off to-morrow."
+
+"Really?" said John, in a tone of dismay.
+
+"Quite so," she replied with a nod.
+
+"But," he objected, "it seems too late or too early. Spring may drop in
+upon us any day. Isn't this something very recent?"
+
+"It has been developing for a week or ten days," she answered, "and
+symptoms have indicated a crisis for some time. In fact," she added,
+with a little vexed laugh, "we have talked of nothing for a week but the
+advantages and disadvantages of Florida, California, North Carolina,
+South Carolina, and Virginia at large; besides St. Augustine, Monterey,
+Santa Barbara, Aiken, Asheville, Hot Springs, Old Point Comfort,
+Bermuda, and I don't know how many other places, not forgetting Atlantic
+City and Lakewood, and only not Barbadoes and the Sandwich Islands
+because nobody happened to think of them. Julius," remarked Miss Blake,
+"would have given a forenoon to the discussion of the two latter places
+as readily as to any of the others."
+
+"Can't you talk him along into warm weather?" suggested John, with
+rather a mirthless laugh. "Don't you think that if the weather were to
+change for good, as it's likely to do almost any time now, he might put
+off going till the usual summer flitting?"
+
+"The change in his mind will have to come pretty soon if I am to retain
+my mental faculties," she declared. "He might possibly, but I am afraid
+not," she said, shaking her head. "He has the idea fixed in his mind,
+and considerations of the weather here, while they got him started, are
+not now so much the question. He has the moving fever, and I am afraid
+it will have to run its course. I think," she said, after a moment,
+"that if I were to formulate a special anathema, it would be, 'May
+traveling seize you!'"
+
+"Or restlessness," suggested John.
+
+"Yes," she said, "that's more accurate, perhaps, but it doesn't sound
+quite so smart. Julius is in that state of mind when the only place that
+seems desirable is somewhere else."
+
+"Of course you will have to go," said John mournfully.
+
+"Oh, yes," she replied, with an air of compulsory resignation. "I shall
+not only have to go, of course, but I shall probably have to decide
+where in order to save my mind. But it will certainly be somewhere, so I
+might as well be packing my trunks."
+
+"And you will be away indefinitely, I suppose?"
+
+"Yes, I imagine so."
+
+"Dear me!" John ejaculated in a dismal tone.
+
+They were sitting as described on a former occasion, and the young woman
+was engaged upon the second (perhaps the third, or even the fourth) of
+the set of doilies to which she had committed herself. She took some
+stitches with a composed air, without responding to her companion's
+exclamation.
+
+"I'm awfully sorry," he said presently, leaning forward with his elbows
+on his knees, his hands hanging in an attitude of unmistakable
+dejection, and staring fixedly into the fire.
+
+"I am very sorry myself," she said, bending her head a little closer
+over her work. "I think I like being in New York in the spring better
+than at any other time; and I don't at all fancy the idea of living in
+my trunks again for an indefinite period."
+
+"I shall miss you horribly," he said, turning his face toward her.
+
+Her eyes opened with a lift of the brows, but whether the surprise so
+indicated was quite genuine is a matter for conjecture.
+
+"Yes," he declared desperately, "I shall, indeed."
+
+"I should fancy you must have plenty of other friends," she said,
+flushing a little, "and I have wondered sometimes whether Julius's
+demands upon you were not more confident than warrantable, and whether
+you wouldn't often rather have gone elsewhere than to come here to play
+cards with him." She actually said this as if she meant it.
+
+"Do you suppose--" he exclaimed, and checked himself. "No," he said, "I
+have come because--well, I've been only too glad to come, and--I suppose
+it has got to be a habit," he added, rather lamely. "You see, I've never
+known any people in the way I have known you. It has seemed to me more
+like home life than anything I've ever known. There has never been any
+one but my father and I, and you can have no idea what it has been to me
+to be allowed to come here as I have, and--oh, you must know--" He
+hesitated, and instantly she advanced her point.
+
+Her face was rather white, and the hand which lay upon the work in her
+lap trembled a little, while she clasped the arm of the chair with the
+other; but she broke in upon his hesitation with an even voice:
+
+"It has been very pleasant for us all, I'm sure," she said, "and,
+frankly, I'm sorry that it must be interrupted for a while, but that is
+about all there is of it, isn't it? We shall probably be back not later
+than October, I should say, and then you can renew your contests with
+Julius and your controversies with me."
+
+Her tone and what she said recalled to him their last night on board the
+ship, but there was no relenting on this occasion. He realized that for
+a moment he had been on the verge of telling the girl that he loved her,
+and he realized, too, that she had divined his impulse and prevented the
+disclosure; but he registered a vow that he would know before he saw her
+again whether he might consistently tell her his love, and win or lose
+upon the touch.
+
+Miss Blake made several inaccurate efforts to introduce her needle at
+the exact point desired, and when that endeavor was accomplished broke
+the silence by saying, "Speaking of 'October,' have you read the novel?
+I think it is charming."
+
+"Yes," said John, with his vow in his mind, but not sorry for the
+diversion, "and I enjoyed it very much. I thought it was immensely
+clever, but I confess that I didn't quite sympathize with the love
+affairs of a hero who was past forty, and I must also confess that I
+thought the girl was, well--to put it in plain English--a fool."
+
+Mary laughed, with a little quaver in her voice. "Do you know," she
+said, "that sometimes it seems to me that I am older than you are?"
+
+"I know you're awfully wise," said John with a laugh, and from that
+their talk drifted off into the safer channels of their usual
+intercourse until he rose to say good night.
+
+"Of course, we shall see you again before we go," she said as she gave
+him her hand.
+
+"Oh," he declared, "I intend regularly to haunt the place."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+
+When John came down the next morning his father, who was, as a rule, the
+most punctual of men, had not appeared. He opened the paper and sat down
+to wait. Ten minutes passed, fifteen, twenty. He rang the bell. "Have
+you heard my father this morning?" he said to Jeffrey, remembering for
+the first time that he himself had not.
+
+"No, sir," said the man. "He most generally coughs a little in the
+morning, but I don't think I heard him this morning, sir."
+
+"Go up and see why he doesn't come down," said John, and a moment later
+he followed the servant upstairs, to find him standing at the chamber
+door with a frightened face.
+
+"He must be very sound asleep, sir," said Jeffrey. "He hasn't answered
+to my knockin' or callin', sir." John tried the door. He found the chain
+bolt on, and it opened but a few inches. "Father!" he called, and then
+again, louder. He turned almost unconsciously to Jeffrey, and found his
+own apprehensions reflected in the man's face. "We must break in the
+door," he said. "Now, together!" and the bolt gave way.
+
+His father lay as if asleep. "Go for the doctor at once! Bring him back
+with you. Run!" he cried to the servant. Custom and instinct said,
+"Send for the doctor," but he knew in his heart that no ministrations
+would ever reach the still figure on the bed, upon which, for the
+moment, he could not look. It was but a few minutes (how long such
+minutes are!) before the doctor came--Doctor Willis, who had brought
+John into the world, and had been a lifelong friend of both father and
+son. He went swiftly to the bed without speaking, and made a brief
+examination, while John watched him with fascinated eyes; and as the
+doctor finished, the son dropped on his knees by the bed, and buried his
+face in it. The doctor crossed the room to Jeffrey, who was standing in
+the door with an awe-stricken face, and in a low voice gave him some
+directions. Then, as the man departed, he first glanced at the kneeling
+figure and then looked searchingly about the room. Presently he went
+over to the grate in which were the ashes of an extinct fire, and,
+taking the poker, pressed down among them and covered over a three or
+four ounce vial. He had found what he was looking for.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There is no need to speak of the happenings of the next few days, nor is
+it necessary to touch at any length upon the history of some of the
+weeks and months which ensued upon this crisis in John Lenox's life, a
+time when it seemed to him that everything he had ever cared for had
+been taken. And yet, with that unreason which may perhaps be more easily
+understood than accounted for, the one thing upon which his mind most
+often dwelt was that he had had no answer to his note to Mary Blake. We
+know what happened to her missive. It turned up long afterward in the
+pocket of Master Jacky Carling's overcoat; so long afterward that John,
+so far as Mary was concerned, had disappeared altogether. The discovery
+of Jacky's dereliction explained to her, in part at least, why she had
+never seen him or heard from him after that last evening at Sixty-ninth
+Street. The Carlings went away some ten days later, and she did, in
+fact, send another note to his house address, asking him to see them
+before their departure; but John had considered himself fortunate in
+getting the house off his hands to a tenant who would assume the lease
+if given possession at once, and had gone into the modest apartment
+which he occupied during the rest of his life in the city, and so the
+second communication failed to reach him. Perhaps it was as well. Some
+weeks later he walked up to the Carlings' house one Sunday afternoon,
+and saw that it was closed, as he had expected. By an impulse which was
+not part of his original intention--which was, indeed, pretty nearly
+aimless--he was moved to ring the doorbell; but the maid, a stranger to
+him, who opened the door could tell him nothing of the family's
+whereabouts, and Mr. Betts (the house man in charge) was "hout." So John
+retraced his steps with a feeling of disappointment wholly
+disproportionate to his hopes or expectations so far as he had defined
+them to himself, and never went back again.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He has never had much to say of the months that followed.
+
+It came to be the last of October. An errand from the office had sent
+him to General Wolsey, of the Mutual Trust Company, of whom mention has
+been made by David Harum. The general was an old friend of the elder
+Lenox, and knew John well and kindly. When the latter had discharged his
+errand and was about to go, the general said: "Wait a minute. Are you in
+a hurry? If not, I want to have a little talk with you."
+
+"Not specially," said John.
+
+"Sit down," said the general, pointing to a chair. "What are your plans?
+I see you are still in the Careys' office, but from what you told me
+last summer I conclude that you are there because you have not found
+anything more satisfactory."
+
+"That is the case, sir," John replied. "I can't be idle, but I don't see
+how I can keep on as I am going now, and I have been trying for months
+to find something by which I can earn a living. I am afraid," he added,
+"that it will be a longer time than I can afford to wait before I shall
+be able to do that out of the law."
+
+"If you don't mind my asking," said the general, "what are your
+resources? I don't think you told me more than to give me to understand
+that your father's affairs were at a pretty low ebb. Of course, I do not
+wish to pry into your affairs--"
+
+"Not at all," John interposed; "I am glad to tell you, and thank you for
+your interest. I have about two thousand dollars, and there is some
+silver and odds and ends of things stored. I don't know what their value
+might be--not very much, I fancy--and there were a lot of mining stocks
+and that sort of thing which have no value so far as I can find out--no
+available value, at any rate. There is also a tract of half-wild land
+somewhere in Pennsylvania. There is coal on it, I believe, and some
+timber; but Melig, my father's manager, told me that all the large
+timber had been cut. So far as available value is concerned, the
+property is about as much of an asset as the mining stock, with the
+disadvantage that I have to pay taxes on it."
+
+"H'm," said the general, tapping the desk with his eyeglasses.
+"H'm--well, I should think if you lived very economically you would have
+about enough to carry you through till you can be admitted, provided you
+feel that the law is your vocation," he added, looking up.
+
+"It was my father's idea," said John, "and if I were so situated that I
+could go on with it, I would. But I am so doubtful with regard to my
+aptitude that I don't feel as if I ought to use up what little capital I
+have, and some years of time, on a doubtful experiment, and so I have
+been looking for something else to do."
+
+"Well," said the general, "if you were very much interested--that is, if
+you were anxious to proceed with your studies--I should advise you to go
+on, and at a pinch I should be willing to help you out; but, feeling as
+you do, I hardly know what to advise. I was thinking of you," he went
+on, "before you came in, and was intending to send for you to come in to
+see me." He took a letter from his desk.
+
+"I got this yesterday," he said. "It is from an old acquaintance of mine
+by the name of Harum, who lives in Homeville, Freeland County. He is a
+sort of a banker there, and has written me to recommend some one to take
+the place of his manager or cashier whom he is sending away. It's rather
+a queer move, I think, but then," said the general with a smile, "Harum
+is a queer customer in some ways of his own. There is his letter. Read
+it for yourself."
+
+The letter stated that Mr. Harum had had some trouble with his cashier
+and wished to replace him, and that he would prefer some one from out of
+the village who wouldn't know every man, woman, and child in the whole
+region, and "blab everything right and left." "I should want," wrote Mr.
+Harum, "to have the young man know something about bookkeeping and so
+on, but I should not insist upon his having been through a trainer's
+hands. In fact, I would rather break him in myself, and if he's willing
+and sound and no vice, I can get him into shape. I will pay a thousand
+to start on, and if he draws and travels all right, may be better in the
+long run," etc. John handed back the letter with a slight smile, which
+was reflected in the face of the general. "What do you think of it?"
+asked the latter.
+
+"I should think it might be very characteristic," remarked John.
+
+"Yes," said the general, "it is, to an extent. You see he writes pretty
+fair English, and he can, on occasion, talk as he writes, but usually,
+either from habit or choice, he uses the most unmitigated dialect. But
+what I meant to ask you was, what do you think of the proposal?"
+
+"You mean as an opportunity for _me_?" asked John.
+
+"Yes," said General Wolsey, "I thought of you at once."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "What would be your idea?"
+
+"Well," was the reply, "I am inclined to think I should write to him if
+I were you, and I will write to him about you if you so decide. You have
+had some office experience, you told me--enough, I should say, for a
+foundation, and I don't believe that Harum's books and accounts are very
+complicated."
+
+John did not speak, and the general went on: "Of course, it will be a
+great change from almost everything you have been used to, and I dare
+say that you may find the life, at first at least, pretty dull and
+irksome. The stipend is not very large, but it is large for the country,
+where your expenses will be light. In fact, I'm rather surprised at his
+offering so much. At any rate, it is a living for the present, and may
+lead to something better. The place is a growing one, and, more than
+that, Harum is well off, and keeps more irons in the fire than one, and
+if you get on with him you may do well."
+
+"I don't think I should mind the change so much," said John, rather
+sadly. "My present life is so different in almost every way from what it
+used to be, and I think I feel it in New York more even than I might in
+a country village; but the venture seems a little like burning my
+bridges."
+
+"Well," replied the general, "if the experiment should turn out a
+failure for any reason, you won't be very much more at a loss than at
+present, it seems to me, and, of course, I will do anything I can should
+you wish me to be still on the lookout for you here."
+
+"You are exceedingly kind, sir," said John earnestly, and then was
+silent for a moment or two. "I will make the venture," he said at
+length, "and thank you very much."
+
+"You are under no special obligations to the Careys, are you?" asked the
+general.
+
+"No, I think not," said John with a laugh. "I fancy that their business
+will go on without me, after a fashion," and he took his leave.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+
+And so it came about that certain letters were written as mentioned in a
+previous chapter, and in the evening of a dripping day early in November
+John Lenox found himself, after a nine hours' journey, the only traveler
+who alighted upon the platform of the Homeville station, which was near
+the end of a small lake and about a mile from the village. As he stood
+with his bag and umbrella, at a loss what to do, he was accosted by a
+short and stubby individual with very black eyes and hair and a round
+face, which would have been smooth except that it had not been shaved
+for a day or two. "Goin' t' the village?" he said.
+
+"Yes," said John, "that is my intention, but I don't see any way of
+getting there."
+
+"Carry ye over fer ten cents," said the man. "Carryall's right back the
+deepo. Got 'ny baggidge?"
+
+"Two trunks," said John.
+
+"That'll make it thirty cents," said the native. "Where's your checks?
+All right; you c'n jest step 'round an' git in. Mine's the only rig that
+drew over to-night."
+
+It was a long clumsy affair, with windows at each end and a door in the
+rear, but open at the sides except for enamel cloth curtains, which
+were buttoned to the supports that carried a railed roof extending as
+far forward as the dashboard. The driver's seat was on a level with
+those inside. John took a seat by one of the front windows, which was
+open but protected by the roof.
+
+His luggage having been put on board, they began the journey at a walk,
+the first part of the road being rough and swampy in places, and
+undergoing at intervals the sort of repairs which often prevails in
+rural regions--namely, the deposit of a quantity of broken stone, which
+is left to be worn smooth by passing vehicles, and is for the most part
+carefully avoided by such whenever the roadway is broad enough to drive
+round the improvement. But the worst of the way having been
+accomplished, the driver took opportunity, speaking sideways over his
+shoulder, to allay the curiosity which burned within him, "Guess I never
+seen you before." John was tired and hungry, and generally low in his
+mind.
+
+"Very likely not," was his answer. Mr. Robinson instantly arrived at the
+determination that the stranger was "stuck up," but was in no degree
+cast down thereby.
+
+"I heard Chet Timson tellin' that the' was a feller comin' f'm N'York to
+work in Dave Harum's bank. Guess you're him, ain't ye?"
+
+No answer this time: theory confirmed.
+
+"My name's Robinson," imparted that individual. "I run the prince'ple
+liv'ry to Homeville."
+
+"Ah!" responded the passenger.
+
+"What d'you say your name was?" asked Mr. Robinson, after he had steered
+his team around one of the monuments to public spirit.
+
+"It's Lenox," said John, thinking he might concede something to such
+deserving perseverance, "but I don't remember mentioning it."
+
+"Now I think on't, I guess you didn't," admitted Mr. Robinson. "Don't
+think I ever knowed anybody of the name," he remarked. "Used to know
+some folks name o' Lynch, but they couldn't 'a' ben no relations o'
+your'n, I guess." This conjecture elicited no reply.
+
+"Git up, goll darn ye!" he exclaimed, as one of the horses stumbled, and
+he gave it a jerk and a cut of the whip. "Bought that hoss of Dave
+Harum," he confided to his passenger. "Fact, I bought both on 'em of
+him, an' dum well stuck I was, too," he added.
+
+"You know Mr. Harum, then," said John, with a glimmer of interest. "Does
+he deal in horses?"
+
+"Wa'al, I guess I make eout to know him," asserted the "prince'ple
+liv'ryman," "an' he'll git up 'n the middle o' the night any time to git
+the best of a hoss trade. Be you goin' to work fer him?" he asked,
+encouraged to press the question. "Goin' to take Timson's place?"
+
+"Really," said John, in a tone which advanced Mr. Robinson's opinion to
+a rooted conviction, "I have never heard of Mr. Timson."
+
+"He's the feller that Dave's lettin' go," explained Mr. Robinson. "He's
+ben in the bank a matter o' five or six year, but Dave got down on him
+fer some little thing or other, an' he's got his walkin' papers. He says
+to me, says he, 'If any feller thinks he c'n come up here f'm N'York or
+anywheres else, he says, 'an' do Dave Harum's work to suit him, he'll
+find he's bit off a dum sight more'n he c'n chaw. He'd better keep his
+gripsack packed the hull time,' Chet says."
+
+"I thought I'd sock it to the cuss a little," remarked Mr. Robinson in
+recounting the conversation subsequently; and, in truth, it was not
+elevating to the spirits of our friend, who found himself speculating
+whether or no Timson might not be right.
+
+"Where you goin' to put up?" asked Mr. Robinson after an interval,
+having failed to draw out any response to his last effort.
+
+"Is there more than one hotel?" inquired the passenger.
+
+"The's the Eagle, an' the Lake House, an' Smith's Hotel," replied Jehu.
+
+"Which would you recommend?" asked John.
+
+"Wa'al," said Robinson, "I don't gen'ally praise up one more'n another.
+You see, I have more or less dealin' with all on 'em."
+
+"That's very diplomatic of you, I'm sure," remarked John, not at all
+diplomatically. "I think I will try the Eagle."
+
+Mr. Robinson, in his account of the conversation, said in
+confidence--not wishing to be openly invidious--that "he was dum'd if he
+wa'n't almost sorry he hadn't recommended the Lake House."
+
+It may be inferred from the foregoing that the first impression which
+our friend made on his arrival was not wholly in his favor, and Mr.
+Robinson's conviction that he was "stuck up," and a person bound to get
+himself "gen'ally disliked," was elevated to an article of faith by his
+retiring to the rear of the vehicle, and quite out of ordinary range.
+But they were nearly at their journey's end, and presently the carryall
+drew up at the Eagle Hotel.
+
+It was a frame building of three stories, with a covered veranda running
+the length of the front, from which two doors gave entrance--one to the
+main hall, the other to the office and bar combined. This was rather a
+large room, and was also to be entered from the main hall.
+
+John's luggage was deposited, Mr. Robinson was settled with, and took
+his departure without the amenities which might have prevailed under
+different conditions, and the new arrival made his way into the office.
+
+Behind the bar counter, which faced the street, at one end of which was
+a small high desk and at the other a glazed case containing three or
+four partly full boxes of forlorn-looking cigars, but with most
+ambitious labels, stood the proprietor, manager, clerk, and what not of
+the hostelry, embodied in the single person of Mr. Amos Elright, who was
+leaning over the counter in conversation with three or four loungers who
+sat about the room with their chairs tipped back against the wall.
+
+A sketch of Mr. Elright would have depicted a dull "complected" person
+of a tousled baldness, whose dispirited expression of countenance was
+enhanced by a chin whisker. His shirt and collar gave unmistakable
+evidence that pajamas or other night-gear were regarded as
+superfluities, and his most conspicuous garment as he appeared behind
+the counter was a cardigan jacket of a frowsiness beyond compare. A
+greasy neck scarf was embellished with a gem whose truthfulness was
+without pretence. The atmosphere of the room was accounted for by a
+remark which was made by one of the loungers as John came in. "Say,
+Ame," the fellow drawled, "I guess the' was more skunk cabbidge 'n pie
+plant 'n usual 'n that last lot o' cigars o' your'n, wa'n't the'?" to
+which insinuation "Ame" was spared the necessity of a rejoinder by our
+friend's advent.
+
+"Wa'al, guess we c'n give ye a room. Oh, yes, you c'n register if you
+want to. Where is the dum thing? I seen it last week somewhere. Oh,
+yes," producing a thin book ruled for accounts from under the counter,
+"we don't alwus use it," he remarked--which was obvious, seeing that the
+last entry was a month old.
+
+John concluded that it was a useless formality. "I should like something
+to eat," he said, "and desire to go to my room while it is being
+prepared; and can you send my luggage up now?"
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, looking at the clock, which showed the hour
+of half-past nine, and rubbing his chin perplexedly, "supper's ben
+cleared off some time ago."
+
+"I don't want very much," said John; "just a bit of steak, and some
+stewed potatoes, and a couple of boiled eggs, and some coffee." He might
+have heard the sound of a slap in the direction of one of the sitters.
+
+"I'm 'fraid I can't 'commodate ye fur's the steak an' things goes,"
+confessed the landlord. "We don't do much cookin' after dinner, an' I
+reckon the fire's out anyway. P'r'aps," he added doubtfully, "I c'd hunt
+ye up a piece o' pie 'n some doughnuts, or somethin' like that."
+
+He took a key, to which was attached a huge brass tag with serrated
+edges, from a hook on a board behind the bar--on which were suspended a
+number of the like--lighted a small kerosene lamp, carrying a single
+wick, and, shuffling out from behind the counter, said, "Say, Bill,
+can't you an' Dick carry the gentleman's trunks up to 'thirteen?'" and,
+as they assented, he gave the lamp and key to one of them and left the
+room. The two men took a trunk at either end and mounted the stairs,
+John following, and when the second one came up he put his fingers into
+his waistcoat pocket suggestively.
+
+"No," said the one addressed as Dick, "that's all right. We done it to
+oblige Ame."
+
+"I'm very much obliged to you, though," said John.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," remarked Dick as they turned away.
+
+John surveyed the apartment. There were two small-paned windows
+overlooking the street, curtained with bright "Turkey-red" cotton; near
+to one of them a small wood stove and a wood box, containing some odds
+and ends of sticks and bits of bark; a small chest of drawers, serving
+as a washstand; a malicious little looking-glass; a basin and ewer,
+holding about two quarts; an earthenware mug and soap-dish, the latter
+containing a thin bit of red translucent soap scented with sassafras; an
+ordinary wooden chair and a rocking-chair with rockers of divergent
+aims; a yellow wooden bedstead furnished with a mattress of "excelsior"
+(calculated to induce early rising), a dingy white spread, a gray
+blanket of coarse wool, a pair of cotton sheets which had too obviously
+done duty since passing through the hands of the laundress, and a pair
+of flabby little pillows in the same state, in respect to their cases,
+as the sheets. On the floor was a much used and faded ingrain carpet, in
+one place worn through by the edge of a loose board. A narrow strip of
+unpainted pine nailed to the wall carried six or seven wooden pegs to
+serve as wardrobe. Two diminutive towels with red borders hung on the
+rail of the washstand, and a battered tin slop jar, minus a cover,
+completed the inventory.
+
+"Heavens, what a hole!" exclaimed John, and as he performed his
+ablutions (not with the sassafras soap) he promised himself a speedy
+flitting. There came a knock at the door, and his host appeared to
+announce that his "tea" was ready, and to conduct him to the
+dining-room--a good-sized apartment, but narrow, with a long table
+running near the center lengthwise, covered with a cloth which bore the
+marks of many a fray. Another table of like dimensions, but bare, was
+shoved up against the wall. Mr. Elright's ravagement of the larder had
+resulted in a triangle of cadaverous apple pie, three doughnuts, some
+chunks of soft white cheese, and a plate of what are known as oyster
+crackers.
+
+"I couldn't git ye no tea," he said. "The hired girls both gone out, an'
+my wife's gone to bed, an' the' wa'n't no fire anyway."
+
+"I suppose I could have some beer," suggested John, looking dubiously at
+the banquet.
+
+"We don't keep no ale," said the proprietor of the Eagle, "an' I guess
+we're out o' lawger. I ben intendin' to git some more," he added.
+
+"A glass of milk?" proposed the guest, but without confidence.
+
+"Milkman didn't come to-night," said Mr. Elright, shuffling off in his
+carpet slippers, worn out in spirit with the importunities of the
+stranger. There was water on the table, for it had been left there from
+supper time. John managed to consume a doughnut and some crackers and
+cheese, and then went to his room, carrying the water pitcher with him,
+and, after a cigarette or two and a small potation from his flask, to
+bed. Before retiring, however, he stripped the bed with the intention of
+turning the sheets, but upon inspection thought better of it, and
+concluded to leave them as they were. So passed his first night in
+Homeville, and, as he fondly promised himself, his last at the Eagle
+Hotel.
+
+When Bill and Dick returned to the office after "obligin' Ame," they
+stepped with one accord to the counter and looked at the register. "Why,
+darn it," exclaimed Bill, "he didn't sign his name, after all."
+
+"No," said Dick, "but I c'n give a putty near guess who he is, all the
+same."
+
+"Some drummer?" suggested Bill.
+
+"Naw," said Richard scornfully. "What 'd a drummer be doin' here this
+time o' year? That's the feller that's ousted Chet Timson, an' I'll bet
+ye the drinks on't. Name's Linx or Lenx, or somethin' like that. Dave
+told me."
+
+"So that's the feller, is it?" said Bill. "I guess he won't stay 'round
+here long. I guess you'll find he's a little too toney fer these parts,
+an' in pertic'ler fer Dave Harum. Dave'll make him feel 'bout as
+comf'table as a rooster in a pond. Lord," he exclaimed, slapping his leg
+with a guffaw, "'d you notice Ame's face when he said he didn't want
+much fer supper, only beefsteak, an' eggs, an' tea, an' coffee, an' a
+few little things like that? I thought I'd split."
+
+"Yes," said Dick, laughing, "I guess the' ain't nothin' the matter with
+Ame's heart, or he'd 'a' fell down dead.--Hullo, Ame!" he said when the
+gentleman in question came back after ministering to his guest, "got the
+Prince o' Wales fixed up all right? Did ye cut that pickled el'phant
+that come last week?"
+
+"Huh!" grunted Amos, whose sensibilities had been wounded by the events
+of the evening, "I didn't cut no el'phant ner no cow, ner rob no hen
+roost neither, but I guess he won't starve 'fore mornin'," and with that
+he proceeded to fill up the stove and shut the dampers.
+
+"That means 'git,' I reckon," remarked Bill as he watched the operation.
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Elright, "if you fellers think you've spent enough
+time droolin' 'round here swapping lies, I think _I'll_ go to bed,"
+which inhospitable and injurious remark was by no means taken in bad
+part, for Dick said, with a laugh:
+
+"Well, Ame, if you'll let me run my face for 'em, Bill 'n I'll take a
+little somethin' for the good o' the house before we shed the partin'
+tear." This proposition was not declined by Mr. Elright, but he felt
+bound on business principles not to yield with too great a show of
+readiness.
+
+"Wa'al, I don't mind for this once," he said, going behind the bar and
+setting out a bottle and glasses, "but I've gen'ally noticed that it's a
+damn sight easier to git somethin' _into_ you fellers 'n 't is to git
+anythin' _out_ of ye."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+
+The next morning at nine o'clock John presented himself at Mr. Harum's
+banking office, which occupied the first floor of a brick building some
+twenty or twenty-five feet in width. Besides the entrance to the bank,
+there was a door at the south corner opening upon a stairway leading to
+a suite of two rooms on the second floor.
+
+The banking office consisted of two rooms--one in front, containing the
+desks and counters, and what may be designated as the "parlor" (as used
+to be the case in the provincial towns) in the rear, in which were Mr.
+Harum's private desk, a safe of medium size, the necessary assortment of
+chairs, and a lounge. There was also a large Franklin stove.
+
+The parlor was separated from the front room by a partition, in which
+were two doors, one leading into the inclosed space behind the desks and
+counters, and the other into the passageway formed by the north wall and
+a length of high desk, topped by a railing. The teller's or cashier's
+counter faced the street opposite the entrance door. At the left of this
+counter (viewed from the front) was a high-standing desk, with a rail.
+At the right was a glass-inclosed space of counter of the same height as
+that portion which was open, across which latter the business of paying
+and receiving was conducted.
+
+As John entered he saw standing behind this open counter, framed, as it
+were, between the desk on the one hand, and the glass inclosure on the
+other, a person whom he conjectured to be the "Chet" (short for Chester)
+Timson of whom he had heard. This person nodded in response to our
+friend's "Good morning," and anticipated his inquiry by saying:
+
+"You lookin' for Dave?"
+
+"I am looking for Mr. Harum," said John. "Is he in the office?"
+
+"He hain't come in yet," was the reply. "Up to the barn, I reckon, but
+he's liable to come in any minute, an' you c'n step into the back room
+an' wait fer him," indicating the direction with a wave of his hand.
+
+Business had not begun to be engrossing, though the bank was open, and
+John had hardly seated himself when Timson came into the back room and,
+taking a chair where he could see the counter in the front office,
+proceeded to investigate the stranger, of whose identity he had not the
+smallest doubt. But it was not Mr. Timson's way to take things for
+granted in silence, and it must be admitted that his curiosity in this
+particular case was not without warrant. After a scrutiny of John's face
+and person, which was not brief enough to be unnoticeable, he said, with
+a directness which left nothing in that line to be desired, "I reckon
+you're the new man Dave's ben gettin' up from the city."
+
+"I came up yesterday," admitted John.
+
+"My name's Timson," said Chet.
+
+"Happy to meet you," said John, rising and putting out his hand. "My
+name is Lenox," and they shook hands--that is, John grasped the ends of
+four limp fingers. After they had subsided into their seats, Chet's
+opaquely bluish eyes made another tour of inspection, in curiosity and
+wonder.
+
+"You alwus lived in the city?" he said at last.
+
+"It has always been my home," was the reply.
+
+"What put it in your head to come up here?" with another stare.
+
+"It was at Mr. Harum's suggestion," replied John, not with perfect
+candor; but he was not minded to be drawn out too far.
+
+"D'ye know Dave?"
+
+"I have never met him." Mr. Timson looked more puzzled than ever.
+
+"Ever ben in the bankin' bus'nis?"
+
+"I have had some experience of such accounts in a general way."
+
+"Ever keep books?"
+
+"Only as I have told you," said John, smiling at the little man.
+
+"Got any idee what you'll have to do up here?" asked Chet.
+
+"Only in a general way."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Timson, "I c'n tell ye; an', what's _more_, I c'n tell
+ye, young man, 't you hain't no idee of what you're undertakin', an' ef
+you don't wish you was back in New York 'fore you git through I ain't no
+guesser."
+
+"That is possible," said John readily, recalling his night and his
+breakfast that morning.
+
+"Yes, sir," said the other. "Yes, _sir_; if you do what I've had to do,
+you'll do the hull darned thing, an' nobody to help you but Pele
+Hopkins, who don't count fer a row o' crooked pins. As fer's Dave's
+concerned," asserted the speaker with a wave of his hands, "he don't
+know no more about bankin' 'n a cat. He couldn't count a thousan'
+dollars in an hour, an', as for addin' up a row o' figures, he couldn't
+git it twice alike, I don't believe, if he was to be hung for't."
+
+"He must understand the meaning of his own books and accounts, I should
+think," remarked John.
+
+"Oh," said Chet scornfully, "anybody c'd do that. That's easy 'nough;
+but as fur 's the real bus'nis is concerned, he don't have nothin' to do
+with it. It's all ben left to me: chargin' an' creditin', postin',
+individule ledger, gen'ral ledger, bill-book, discount register,
+tickler, for'n register, checkin' off the N'York accounts, drawin' off
+statemunts f'm the ledgers an' bill-book, writin' letters--why, the'
+ain't an hour 'n the day in bus'nis hours some days that the's an hour
+'t I ain't busy 'bout somethin'. No, sir," continued Chet, "Dave don't
+give himself no trouble about the bus'nis. All he does is to look after
+lendin' the money, an' seein' that it gits paid when the time comes, an'
+keep track of how much money the' is here an' in N'York, an' what notes
+is comin' due--an' a few things like that, that don't put pen to paper,
+ner take an hour of his time. Why, a man'll come in an' want to git a
+note done, an' it'll be 'All right,' or, 'Can't spare the money to-day,'
+all in a minute. He don't give it no thought at all, an' he ain't 'round
+here half the time. Now," said Chet, "when I work fer a man I like to
+have him 'round so 't I c'n say to him: 'Shall I do it so? or shall I do
+it _so_? shall I? or sha'n't I?' an' then when I make a mistake--'s
+anybody's liable to--he's as much to blame 's I be."
+
+"I suppose, then," said John, "that you must have to keep Mr. Harum's
+private accounts also, seeing that he knows so little of details. I have
+been told that he is interested in a good many matters besides this
+business."
+
+"Wa'al," replied Timson, somewhat disconcerted, "I suppose he must keep
+'em himself in _some_ kind of a fashion, an' I don't know a thing about
+any outside matters of his'n, though I suspicion he has got quite a few.
+He's got some books in that safe" (pointing with his finger) "an' he's
+got a safe in the vault, but if you'll believe _me_"--and the speaker
+looked as if he hardly expected it--"I hain't never so much as seen the
+inside of either one on 'em. No, sir," he declared, "I hain't no more
+idee of what's in them safes 'n you have. He's close, Dave Harum is,"
+said Chet with a convincing motion of the head; "on the hull, the
+clostest man I ever see. I believe," he averred, "that if he was to lay
+out to keep it shut that lightnin' might strike him square in the mouth
+an' it wouldn't go in an eighth of an inch. An' yet," he added, "he c'n
+talk by the rod when he takes a notion."
+
+"Must be a difficult person to get on with," commented John dryly.
+
+"I couldn't stan' it no longer," declared Mr. Timson with the air of one
+who had endured to the end of virtue, "an' I says to him the other day,
+'Wa'al,' I says, 'if I can't suit ye, mebbe you'd better suit
+yourself.'"
+
+"Ah!" said John politely, seeing that some response was expected of him;
+"and what did he say to that?"
+
+"He ast me," replied Chet, "if I meant by that to throw up the
+situation. 'Wa'al,' I says 'I'm sick enough to throw up most anythin','
+I says, 'along with bein' found fault with fer nothin'.'"
+
+"And then?" queried John, who had received the impression that the
+motion to adjourn had come from the other side of the house.
+
+"Wa'al," replied Chet, not quite so confidently, "he said somethin'
+about my requirin' a larger spear of action, an' that he thought I'd do
+better on a mile track--some o' his hoss talk. That's another thing,"
+said Timson, changing the subject. "He's all fer hosses. He'd sooner
+make a ten-dollar note on a hoss trade than a hunderd right here 'n this
+office. Many's the time right in bus'nis hours, when I've wanted to ask
+him how he wanted somethin' done, he'd be busy talkin' hoss, an'
+wouldn't pay no attention to me more'n 's if I wa'n't there."
+
+"I am glad to feel," said John, "that you can not possibly have any
+unpleasant feeling toward me, seeing that you resigned as you did."
+
+"Cert'nly not, cert'nly not," declared Timson, a little uneasily. "If it
+hadn't 'a' ben you, it would 'a' had to ben somebody else, an' now I
+seen you an' had a talk with you--Wa'al, I guess I better git back into
+the other room. Dave's liable to come in any minute. But," he said in
+parting, "I will give ye piece of advice: You keep enough laid by to pay
+your gettin' back to N'York. You may want it in a hurry," and with this
+parting shot the rejected one took his leave.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The bank parlor was lighted by a window and a glazed door in the rear
+wall, and another window on the south side. Mr. Harum's desk was by the
+rear, or west, window, which gave view of his house, standing some
+hundred feet back from the street. The south, or side, window afforded a
+view of his front yard and that of an adjoining dwelling, beyond which
+rose the wall of a mercantile block. Business was encroaching upon
+David's domain. Our friend stood looking out of the south window. To the
+left a bit of Main Street was visible, and the naked branches of the
+elms and maples with which it was bordered were waving defiantly at
+their rivals over the way, incited thereto by a northwest wind.
+
+We invariably form a mental picture of every unknown person of whom we
+think at all. It may be so faint that we are unconscious of it at the
+time, or so vivid that it is always recalled until dissipated by seeing
+the person himself, or his likeness. But that we do so make a picture is
+proved by the fact that upon being confronted by the real features of
+the person in question we always experience a certain amount of
+surprise, even when we have not been conscious of a different conception
+of him.
+
+Be that as it may, however, there was no question in John Lenox's mind
+as to the identity of the person who at last came briskly into the back
+office and interrupted his meditations. Rather under the middle height,
+he was broad-shouldered and deep-chested, with a clean-shaven, red face,
+with--not a mole--but a slight protuberance the size of half a large pea
+on the line from the nostril to the corner of the mouth; bald over the
+crown and to a line a couple of inches above the ear, below that thick
+and somewhat bushy hair of yellowish red, showing a mingling of gray;
+small but very blue eyes; a thick nose, of no classifiable shape, and a
+large mouth with the lips so pressed together as to produce a slightly
+downward and yet rather humorous curve at the corners. He was dressed in
+a sack coat of dark "pepper-and-salt," with waistcoat and trousers to
+match. A somewhat old-fashioned standing collar, flaring away from the
+throat, was encircled by a red cravat, tied in a bow under his chin. A
+diamond stud of perhaps two carats showed in the triangle of spotless
+shirt front, and on his head was a cloth cap with ear lappets. He
+accosted our friend with, "I reckon you must be Mr. Lenox. How are you?
+I'm glad to see you," tugging off a thick buckskin glove, and putting
+out a plump but muscular hand.
+
+John thanked him as they shook hands, and "hoped he was well."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I'm improvin' slowly. I've got so 'st I c'n
+set up long enough to have my bed made. Come last night, I s'pose?
+Anybody to the deepo to bring ye over? This time o' year once 'n a while
+the' don't nobody go over for passengers."
+
+John said that he had had no trouble. A man by the name of Robinson had
+brought him and his luggage.
+
+"E-up!" said David with a nod, backing up to the fire which was burning
+in the grate of the Franklin stove, "'Dug' Robinson. 'D he do the p'lite
+thing in the matter of questions an' gen'ral conversation?" he asked
+with a grin. John laughed in reply to this question.
+
+"Where'd you put up?" asked David, John said that he passed the night
+at the Eagle Hotel. Mr. Harum had seen Dick Larrabee that morning and
+heard what he had to say of our friend's reception, but he liked to get
+his information from original sources.
+
+"Make ye putty comf'table?" he asked, turning to eject a mouthful into
+the fire.
+
+"I got along pretty well under the circumstances," said John.
+
+Mr. Harum did not press the inquiry. "How'd you leave the gen'ral?" he
+inquired.
+
+"He seemed to be well," replied John, "and he wished to be kindly
+remembered to you."
+
+"Fine man, the gen'ral," declared David, well pleased. "Fine man all
+'round. Word's as good as his bond. Yes, sir, when the gen'ral gives his
+warrant, I don't care whether I see the critter or not. Know him much?"
+
+"He and my father were old friends, and I have known him a good many
+years," replied John, adding, "he has been very kind and friendly to
+me."
+
+"Set down, set down," said Mr. Harum, pointing to a chair. Seating
+himself, he took off his cap and dropped it with his gloves on the
+floor. "How long you ben here in the office?" he asked.
+
+"Perhaps half an hour," was the reply.
+
+"I meant to have ben here when you come," said the banker, "but I got
+hendered about a matter of a hoss I'm looking at. I guess I'll shut that
+door," making a move toward the one into the front office.
+
+"Allow me," said John, getting up and closing it.
+
+"May's well shut the other one while you're about it. Thank you," as
+John resumed his seat. "I hain't got nothin' very private, but I'm
+'fraid of distractin' Timson's mind. Did he int'duce himself?"
+
+"Yes," said John, "we introduced ourselves and had a few minutes
+conversation."
+
+"Gin ye his hull hist'ry an' a few relations throwed in?"
+
+"There was hardly time for that," said John, smiling.
+
+"Rubbed a little furn'ture polish into my char'cter an' repitation?"
+insinuated Mr. Harum.
+
+"Most of our talk was on the subject of his duties and
+responsibilities," was John's reply. ("Don't cal'late to let on any
+more'n he cal'lates to," thought David to himself.)
+
+"Allowed he run the hull shebang, didn't he?"
+
+"He seemed to have a pretty large idea of what was required of one in
+his place," admitted the witness.
+
+"Kind o' friendly, was he?" asked David.
+
+"Well," said John, "after we had talked for a while I said to him that I
+was glad to think that he could have no unpleasant feeling toward me,
+seeing that he had given up the place of his own preference, and he
+assured me that he had none."
+
+David turned and looked at John for an instant, with a twinkle in his
+eye. The younger man returned the look and smiled slightly. David
+laughed outright.
+
+"I guess you've seen folks before," he remarked.
+
+"I have never met any one exactly like Mr. Timson, I think," said our
+friend with a slight laugh.
+
+"Fortunitly them kind is rare," observed Mr. Harum dryly, rising and
+going to his desk, from a drawer of which he produced a couple of
+cigars, one of which he proffered to John, who, for the first time in
+his life, during the next half hour regretted that he was a smoker.
+David sat for two or three minutes puffing diligently, and then took the
+weed out of his mouth and looked contemplatively at it.
+
+"How do you like that cigar?" he inquired.
+
+"It burns very nicely," said the victim. Mr. Harum emitted a cough which
+was like a chuckle, or a chuckle which was like a cough, and relapsed
+into silence again. Presently he turned his head, looked curiously at
+the young man for a moment, and then turned his glance again to the
+fire.
+
+"I've ben wonderin' some," he said, "pertic'lerly since I see you, how
+'t was 't you wanted to come up here to Homeville. Gen'l Wolsey gin his
+warrant, an' so I reckon you hadn't ben gettin' into no scrape nor
+nothin'," and again he looked sharply at the young man at his side.
+
+"Did the general say nothing of my affairs?" the latter asked.
+
+"No," replied David, "all 't he said was in a gen'ral way that he'd
+knowed you an' your folks a good while, an' he thought you'd be jest the
+feller I was lookin' fer. Mebbe he reckoned that if you wanted your
+story told, you'd ruther tell it yourself."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+
+Whatever might have been John's repugnance to making a confidant of the
+man whom he had known but for half an hour, he acknowledged to himself
+that the other's curiosity was not only natural but proper. He could not
+but know that in appearance and manner he was in marked contrast with
+those whom the man had so far seen. He divined the fact that his coming
+from a great city to settle down in a village town would furnish matter
+for surprise and conjecture, and felt that it would be to his advantage
+with the man who was to be his employer that he should be perfectly and
+obviously frank upon all matters of his own which might be properly
+mentioned. He had an instinctive feeling that Harum combined acuteness
+and suspiciousness to a very large degree, and he had also a feeling
+that the old man's confidence, once gained, would not be easily shaken.
+So he told his hearer so much of his history as he thought pertinent,
+and David listened without interruption or comment, save an occasional
+"E-um'm."
+
+"And here I am," John remarked in conclusion.
+
+"Here you _be_, fer a fact," said David. "Wa'al, the's worse places 'n
+Homeville--after you git used to it," he added in qualification. "I ben
+back here a matter o' thirteen or fourteen year now, an' am gettin' to
+feel my way 'round putty well; but not havin' ben in these parts fer
+putty nigh thirty year, I found it ruther lonesome to start with, an' I
+guess if it hadn't 'a' ben fer Polly I wouldn't 'a' stood it. But up to
+the time I come back she hadn't never ben ten mile away f'm here in her
+hull life, an' I couldn't budge her. But then," he remarked, "while
+Homeville aint a metrop'lis, it's some a diff'rent place f'm what it
+used to be--in some _ways_. Polly's my sister," he added by way of
+explanation.
+
+"Well," said John, with rather a rueful laugh, "if it has taken you all
+that time to get used to it the outlook for me is not very encouraging,
+I'm afraid."
+
+"Wa'al," remarked Mr. Harum, "I'm apt to speak in par'bles sometimes. I
+guess you'll git along after a spell, though it mayn't set fust rate on
+your stomech till you git used to the diet. Say," he said after a
+moment, "if you'd had a couple o' thousan' more, do you think you'd 'a'
+stuck to the law bus'nis?"
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," replied John, "but I am inclined to think not.
+General Wolsey told me that if I were very anxious to go on with it he
+would help me, but after what I told him he advised me to write to you."
+
+"He did, did he?"
+
+"Yes," said John, "and after what I had gone through I was not
+altogether sorry to come away."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum thoughtfully, "if I was to lose what little I've
+got, an' had to give up livin' in the way I was used to, an' couldn't
+even keep a hoss, I c'n allow 't I might be willin' fer a change of
+scene to make a fresh start in. Yes, sir, I guess I would. Wa'al,"
+looking at his watch, "I've got to go now, an' I'll see ye later, mebbe.
+You feel like takin' holt to-day?"
+
+"Oh, yes," said John with alacrity.
+
+"All right," said Mr. Harum. "You tell Timson what you want, an' make
+him show you everythin'. He understands, an' I've paid him for't. He's
+agreed to stay any time in reason 't you want him, but I guess," he
+added with a laugh, "'t you c'n pump him dry 'n a day or two. It haint
+rained wisdom an' knowlidge in his part o' the country fer a consid'able
+spell."
+
+David stood for a moment drawing on his gloves, and then, looking at
+John with his characteristic chuckle, continued:
+
+"Allowed he'd ben drawin' the hull load, did he? Wa'al, sir, the truth
+on't is 't he never come to a hill yet, 'f 't wa'n't more 'n a foot
+high, but what I had to git out an' push; nor never struck a turn in the
+road but what I had to take him by the head an' lead him into it." With
+which Mr. Harum put on his overcoat and cap and departed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Timson was leaning over the counter in animated controversy with a
+man on the outside who had evidently asserted or quoted (the quotation
+is the usual weapon: it has a double barb and can be wielded with
+comparative safety) something of a wounding effect.
+
+"No, sir," exclaimed Chet, with a sounding slap on the counter, "no,
+sir! The' ain't one word o' truth in't. I said myself, 'I won't stan'
+it,' I says, 'not f'm you ner nobody else,' I says, 'an' what's more,'
+says I--" The expression in the face of Mr. Timson's tormentor caused
+that gentleman to break off and look around. The man on the outside
+grinned, stared at John a moment, and went out, and Timson turned and
+said, as John came forward, "Hello! The old man picked ye to pieces all
+he wanted to?"
+
+"We are through for the day, I fancy," said our friend, smiling, "and if
+you are ready to begin my lessons I am ready to take them. Mr. Harum
+told me that you would be good enough to show me what was necessary."
+
+"All right," said Mr. Timson readily enough, and so John began his first
+day's work in David's office. He was surprised and encouraged to find
+how much his experience in Rush & Company's office stood him in hand,
+and managed to acquire in a comparatively short time a pretty fair
+comprehension of the system which prevailed in "Harum's bank,"
+notwithstanding the incessant divagations of his instructor.
+
+It was decided between Timson and our friend that on the following day
+the latter should undertake the office work under supervision, and the
+next morning John was engaged upon the preliminaries of the day's
+business when his employer came in and seated himself at his desk in the
+back room. After a few minutes, in which he was busy with his letters,
+he appeared in the doorway of the front room. He did not speak, for John
+saw him, and, responding to a backward toss of the head, followed him
+into the "parlor," and at an intimation of the same silent character
+shut the doors. Mr. Harum sat down at his desk, and John stood awaiting
+his pleasure.
+
+"How 'd ye make out yestidy?" he asked. "Git anythin' out of old
+tongue-tied?" pointing with his thumb toward the front room.
+
+"Oh, yes," said John, smiling, as he recalled the unceasing flow of
+words which had enveloped Timson's explanations.
+
+"How much longer do you think you'll have to have him 'round?" asked Mr.
+Harum.
+
+"Well," said John, "of course your customers are strangers to me, but so
+far as the routine of the office is concerned I think I can manage after
+to-day. But I shall have to appeal to you rather often for a while until
+I get thoroughly acquainted with my work."
+
+"Good fer you," said David. "You've took holt a good sight quicker 'n I
+thought ye would, an' I'll spend more or less time 'round here fer a
+while, or be where you c'n reach me. It's like this," he continued;
+"Chet's a helpless kind of critter, fer all his braggin' an' talk, an' I
+ben feelin' kind o' wambly about turnin' him loose--though the Lord
+knows," he said with feeling, "'t I've had bother enough with him to
+kill a tree. But anyway I wrote to some folks I know up to Syrchester to
+git something fer him to do, an' I got a letter to send him along, an'
+mebbe they'd give him a show. See?"
+
+"Yes, sir," said John, "and if you are willing to take the chances of my
+mistakes I will undertake to get on without him."
+
+"All right," said the banker, "we'll call it a heat--and, say, don't let
+on what I've told you. I want to see how long it'll take to git all over
+the village that he didn't ask no odds o' nobody. Hadn't ben out o' a
+job three days 'fore the' was a lot o' chances, an' all 't he had to do
+was to take his pick out o' the lot on 'em."
+
+"Really?" said John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Some folks is gaited that way. Amusin', ain't
+it?--Hullo, Dick! Wa'al?"
+
+"Willis'll give two hunderd fer the sorr'l colt," said the incomer, whom
+John recognized as one of the loungers in the Eagle bar the night of his
+arrival.
+
+"E-um'm!" said David. "Was he speakin' of any pertic'ler colt, or sorril
+colts in gen'ral? I hain't got the only one the' is, I s'pose."
+
+Dick merely laughed. "Because," continued the owner of the "sorril
+colt," "if Steve Willis wants to lay in sorril colts at two hunderd a
+piece, I ain't goin' to gainsay him, but you tell him that
+two-forty-nine ninety-nine won't buy the one in my barn." Dick laughed
+again.
+
+John made a move in the direction of the front room.
+
+"Hold on a minute," said David. "Shake hands with Mr. Larrabee."
+
+"Seen ye before," said Dick, as they shook hands. "I was in the barroom
+when you come in the other night," and then he laughed as at the
+recollection of something very amusing.
+
+John flushed a little and said, a bit stiffly, "I remember you were kind
+enough to help about my luggage."
+
+"Excuse me," said Dick, conscious of the other's manner. "I wa'n't
+laughin' at you, that is, not in pertic'ler. I couldn't see your face
+when Ame offered ye pie an' doughnuts instid of beefsteak an' fixins. I
+c'd only guess at that; but Ame's face was enough fer me," and Dick
+went off into another cachinnation.
+
+David's face indicated some annoyance. "Oh, shet up," he exclaimed.
+"You'd keep that yawp o' your'n goin', I believe, if it was the judgment
+day."
+
+"Wa'al," said Dick with a grin, "I expect the' might be some fun to be
+got out o' _that_, if a feller wa'n't worryin' too much about his own
+skin; an' as fur's I'm concerned----" Dick's further views on the
+subject of that momentous occasion were left unexplained. A significant
+look in David's face caused the speaker to break off and turn toward the
+door, through which came two men, the foremost a hulking, shambling
+fellow, with an expression of repellent sullenness. He came forward to
+within about ten feet of David's desk, while his companion halted near
+the door. David eyed him in silence.
+
+"I got this here notice this mornin'," said the man, "sayin' 't my note
+'d be due to-morrer, an' 'd have to be paid."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with his arm over the back of his chair and his
+left hand resting on his desk, "that's so, ain't it?"
+
+"Mebbe so," was the fellow's reply, "fur 's the comin' due 's concerned,
+but the payin' part 's another matter."
+
+"Was you cal'latin' to have it renewed?" asked David, leaning a little
+forward.
+
+"No," said the man coolly, "I don't know 's I want to renew it fer any
+pertic'ler time, an' I guess it c'n run along fer a while jest as 't
+is." John looked at Dick Larrabee. He was watching David's face with an
+expression of the utmost enjoyment. David twisted his chair a little
+more to the right and out from the desk.
+
+"You think it c'n run along, do ye?" he asked suavely. "I'm glad to have
+your views on the subject. Wa'al, I guess it kin, too, until _to-morro'_
+at four o'clock, an' after that you c'n settle with lawyer Johnson or
+the sheriff." The man uttered a disdainful laugh.
+
+"I guess it'll puzzle ye some to c'lect it," he said. Mr. Harum's bushy
+red eyebrows met above his nose.
+
+"Look here, Bill Montaig," he said, "I know more 'bout this matter 'n
+you think for. I know 't you ben makin' your brags that you'd fix me in
+this deal. You allowed that you'd set up usury in the fust place, an' if
+that didn't work I'd find you was execution proof anyways. That's so,
+ain't it?"
+
+"That's about the size on't," said Montaig, putting his feet a little
+farther apart. David had risen from his chair.
+
+"You didn't talk that way," proceeded the latter, "when you come whinin'
+'round here to git that money in the fust place, an' as I reckon some o'
+the facts in the case has slipped out o' your mind since that time, I
+guess I'd better jog your mem'ry a little."
+
+It was plain from the expression of Mr. Montaig's countenance that his
+confidence in the strength of his position was not quite so assured as
+at first, but he maintained his attitude as well as in him lay.
+
+"In the fust place," David began his assault, "_I_ didn't _lend_ ye the
+money. I borr'ed it for ye on my indorsement, an' charged ye fer doin'
+it, as I told ye at the time; an' another thing that you appear to
+forgit is that you signed a paper statin' that you was wuth, in good and
+available pusson'ls, free an' clear, over five hunderd dollars, an' that
+the statement was made to me with the view of havin' me indorse your
+note fer one-fifty. Rec'lect that?" David smiled grimly at the look of
+disconcert which, in spite of himself, appeared in Bill's face.
+
+"I don't remember signin' no paper," he said doggedly.
+
+"Jest as like as not," remarked Mr. Harum. "What _you_ was thinkin' of
+about that time was gittin' that _money_."
+
+"I'd like to see that paper," said Bill, with a pretence of incredulity.
+
+"You'll see it when the time comes," asserted David, with an emphatic
+nod. He squared himself, planting his feet apart, and, thrusting his
+hands deep in his coat pockets, faced the discomfited yokel.
+
+"Do you think, Bill Montaig," he said, with measureless contempt, "that
+I didn't know who I was dealin' with? that I didn't know what a
+low-lived, roost-robbin' skunk you was? an' didn't know how to protect
+myself agin such an'muls as you be? Wa'al, I did, an' don't you stop
+thinkin' 'bout it--an'," he added, shaking his finger at the object of
+his scorn, "_you'll pay that note_ or I'll put ye where the dogs won't
+bite ye," and with that he turned on his heel and resumed his seat. Bill
+stood for a minute with a scowl of rage and defeat in his lowering face.
+
+"Got any further bus'nis with me?" inquired Mr. Harum. "Anythin' more 't
+I c'n oblige ye about?" There was no answer.
+
+"I asked you," said David, raising his voice and rising to his feet,
+"if you had any further bus'nis with me."
+
+"I dunno's I have," was the sullen response.
+
+"All right," said David. "That bein' the case, an' as I've got somethin'
+to do beside wastin' my time on such wuthless pups as you be, I'll thank
+you to git out. There's the door," he added, pointing to it.
+
+"He, he, he, he, ho, ho, ha, h-o-o-o-o-o!" came from the throat of Dick
+Larrabee. This was too much for the exasperated Bill, and he erred (to
+put it mildly) in raising his arm and advancing a step toward his
+creditor. He was not swift enough to take the second, however, for
+David, with amazing quickness, sprang upon him, and twisting him around,
+rushed him out of the door, down the passage, and out of the front door,
+which was obligingly held open by an outgoing client, who took in the
+situation and gave precedence to Mr. Montaig. His companion, who so far
+had taken no part, made a motion to interfere, but John, who stood
+nearest to him, caught him by the collar and jerked him back, with the
+suggestion that it would be better to let the two have it out by
+themselves. David came back rather breathless and very red in the face,
+but evidently in exceeding good humor.
+
+"Scat my ----!" he exclaimed. "Hain't had such a good tussle I dunno
+when."
+
+"Bill's considered ruther an awk'ard customer," remarked Dick. "I guess
+he hain't had no such handlin' fer quite a while."
+
+"Sho!" exclaimed Mr. Harum. "The' ain't nothin' to him but wind an'
+meanness. Who was that feller with him?"
+
+"Name 's Smith, I believe," replied Dick. "Guess Bill brought him along
+fer a witness, an' I reckon he seen all he wanted to. I'll bet _his_
+neck's achin' some," added Mr. Larrabee with a laugh.
+
+"How's that?" asked David.
+
+"Well, he made a move to tackle you as you was escortin' Bill out, an'
+Mr. Lenox there caught him in the collar an' gin him a jerk that'd 'a'
+landed him on his back," said Dick, "if," turning to John, "you hadn't
+helt holt of him. You putty nigh broke his neck. He went off--he, he,
+he, he, ho!--wrigglin' it to make sure."
+
+"I used more force than was necessary, I'm afraid," said Billy
+Williams's pupil, "but there wasn't much time to calculate."
+
+"Much obliged," said David with a nod.
+
+"Not at all," protested John, laughing. "I have enjoyed a great deal
+this morning."
+
+"It _has_ ben ruther pleasant," remarked David with a chuckle, "but you
+mustn't cal'late on havin' such fun ev'ry mornin'."
+
+John went into the business office, leaving the banker and Dick.
+
+"Say," said the latter when they were alone, "that young man o' your'n
+'s quite a feller. He took care o' that big Smith chap with one hand;
+an' say, _you_ c'n git round on your pins 'bout 's lively 's they make
+'em, I guess. I swan!" he exclaimed, slapping his thigh and shaking with
+laughter, "the hull thing head-an'-shouldered any show I seen lately."
+And then for a while they fell to talking of the "sorril colt" and other
+things.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+
+When John went back to the office after the noonday intermission it was
+manifest that something had happened to Mr. Timson, and that the
+something was of a nature extremely gratifying to that worthy gentleman.
+He was beaming with satisfaction and rustling with importance. Several
+times during the afternoon he appeared to be on the point of confiding
+his news, but in the face of the interruptions which occurred, or which
+he feared might check the flow of his communication, he managed to
+restrain himself till after the closing of the office. But scarcely were
+the shutters up (at the willing hands of Peleg Hopkins) when he turned
+to John and, looking at him sharply, said, "Has Dave said anythin' 'bout
+my leavin'?"
+
+"He told me he expected you would stay as long as might be necessary to
+get me well started," said John non-committally, mindful of Mr. Harum's
+injunction.
+
+"Jest like him," declared Chet. "Jest like him for all the world; but
+the fact o' the matter is 't I'm goin' to-morro'. I s'pose he thought,"
+reflected Mr. Timson, "thet he'd ruther you'd find it out yourself than
+to have to break it to ye, 'cause then, don't ye see, after I was gone
+he c'd lay the hull thing at my door."
+
+"Really," said John, "I should have said that he ought to have told me."
+
+"Wa'al," said Chet encouragingly, "mebbe you'll git along somehow,
+though I'm 'fraid you'll have more or less trouble; but I told Dave that
+as fur 's I c'd see, mebbe you'd do 's well 's most anybody he c'd git
+that didn't know any o' the customers, an' hadn't never done any o' this
+kind o' work before."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "And so you are off to-morrow, are
+you?"
+
+"Got to be," declared Mr. Timson. "I'd 'a' liked to stay with you a
+spell longer, but the's a big concern f'm out of town that as soon as
+they heard I was at libe'ty wrote for me to come right along up, an' I
+s'pose I hadn't ought to keep 'em waitin'."
+
+"No, I should think not," said John, "and I congratulate you upon having
+located yourself so quickly."
+
+"Oh!" said Mr. Timson, with ineffable complacency, "I hain't give myself
+no worry; I hain't lost no sleep. I've allowed all along that Dave
+Harum'd find out that he wa'n't the unly man that needed my kind o'
+work, an' I ain't meanin' any disrispect to you when I say 't--"
+
+"Just so," said John. "I quite understand. Nobody could expect to take
+just the place with him that you have filled. And, by the way," he
+added, "as you are going in the morning, and I may not see you again,
+would you kindly give me the last balance sheets of the two ledgers and
+the bill-book. I suppose, of course, that they are brought down to the
+first of the month, and I shall want to have them."
+
+"Oh, yes, cert'nly, of course--wa'al I guess Dave's got 'em," replied
+Chet, looking considerably disconcerted, "but I'll look 'em up in the
+mornin'. My train don't go till ten o'clock, an' I'll see you 'bout any
+little last thing in the mornin'--but I guess I've got to go now on
+account of a lot of things. You c'n shut up, can't ye?"
+
+Whereupon Mr. Timson made his exit, and not long afterward David came
+in. By that time everything had been put away, the safe and vault
+closed, and Peleg had departed with the mail and his freedom for the
+rest of the day.
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, lifting himself to a seat on the counter,
+"how've you made out? All O.K.?"
+
+"Yes," replied John, "I think so."
+
+"Where's Chet?"
+
+"He went away some few minutes ago. He said he had a good many things to
+attend to as he was leaving in the morning."
+
+"E-um'm!" said David incredulously. "I guess 't won't take him long to
+close up his matters. Did he leave ev'rything in good shape? Cash all
+right, an' so on?"
+
+"I think so," said John. "The cash is right I am sure."
+
+"How 'bout the books?"
+
+"I asked him to let me have the balance sheets, and he said that you
+must have them, but that he would come in in the morning and--well, what
+he said was that he would see me in the morning, and, as he put it, look
+after any little last thing."
+
+"E-um'm!" David grunted. "He won't do no such a thing. We've seen the
+last of him, you bet, an' a good riddance. He'll take the nine o'clock
+to-night, that's what he'll do. Drawed his pay, I guess, didn't he?"
+
+"He said he was to be paid for this month," answered John, "and took
+sixty dollars. Was that right?"
+
+"Yes," said David, nodding his head absently. "What was it he said about
+them statements?" he inquired after a moment.
+
+"He said he guessed you must have them."
+
+"E-um'm!" was David's comment. "What'd he say about leavin'?"
+
+John laughed and related the conversation as exactly as he could.
+
+"What'd I tell ye," said Mr. Harum, with a short laugh. "Mebbe he won't
+go till to-morro', after all," he remarked. "He'll want to put in a
+leetle more time tellin' how he was sent for in a hurry by that big
+concern f'm out of town 't he's goin' to."
+
+"Upon my word, I can't understand it," said John, "knowing that you can
+contradict him."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "he'll allow that if he gits in the fust word,
+he'll take the pole. It don't matter anyway, long 's he's gone. I guess
+you an' me c'n pull the load, can't we?" and he dropped down off the
+counter and started to go out. "By the way," he said, halting a moment,
+"can't you come in to tea at six o'clock? I want to make ye acquainted
+with Polly, an' she's itchin' to see ye."
+
+"I shall be delighted," said John.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Polly," said David, "I've ast the young feller to come to tea, but
+don't you say the word 'Eagle,' to him. You c'n show your ign'rance
+'bout all the other kinds of birds an' animals you ain't familiar
+with," said the unfeeling brother, "but leave eagles alone."
+
+"What you up to now?" she asked, but she got no answer but a laugh.
+
+From a social point of view the entertainment could not be described as
+a very brilliant success. Our friend was tired and hungry. Mr. Harum was
+unusually taciturn, and Mrs. Bixbee, being under her brother's interdict
+as regarded the subject which, had it been allowed discussion, might
+have opened the way, was at a loss for generalities. But John afterward
+got upon terms of the friendliest nature with that kindly soul.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+
+Some weeks after John's assumption of his duties in the office of David
+Harum, Banker, that gentleman sat reading his New York paper in the
+"wing settin'-room," after tea, and Aunt Polly was occupied with the
+hemming of a towel. The able editorial which David was perusing was
+strengthening his conviction that all the intelligence and virtue of the
+country were monopolized by the Republican party, when his meditations
+were broken in upon by Mrs. Bixbee, who knew nothing and cared less
+about the Force Bill or the doctrine of protection to American
+industries.
+
+"You hain't said nothin' fer quite a while about the bank," she
+remarked. "Is Mr. Lenox gittin' along all right?"
+
+"Guess he's gittin' into condition as fast as c'd be expected," said
+David, between two lines of his editorial.
+
+"It must be awful lonesome fer him," she observed, to which there was no
+reply.
+
+"Ain't it?" she asked, after an interval.
+
+"Ain't what?" said David, looking up at her.
+
+"Awful lonesome," she reiterated.
+
+"Guess nobody ain't ever very lonesome when you're 'round an' got your
+breath," was the reply. "What you talkin' about?"
+
+"I ain't talkin' about you, 't any rate," said Mrs. Bixbee. "I was
+sayin' it must be awful lonesome fer Mr. Lenox up here where he don't
+know a soul hardly, an' livin' at that hole of a tavern."
+
+"I don't see 't you've any cause to complain long's he don't," said
+David, hoping that it would not come to his sister's ears that he had,
+for reasons of his own, discouraged any attempt on John's part to better
+his quarters, "an' he hain't ben very lonesome daytimes, I guess, so
+fur, 'thout he's ben makin' work fer himself to kill time."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "we found that Chet hadn't done more 'n to give
+matters a lick an' a promise in most a year. He done just enough to keep
+up the day's work an' no more an' the upshot on't is that John's had to
+put in consid'able time to git things straightened out."
+
+"What a shame!" exclaimed Aunt Polly.
+
+"Keeps him f'm bein' lonesome," remarked her brother with a grin.
+
+"An' he hain't had no time to himself!" she protested. "I don't believe
+you've made up your mind yet whether you're goin' to like him, an' I
+don't believe he'll _stay_ anyway."
+
+"I've told more 'n forty-leven times," said Mr. Harum, looking up over
+his paper, "that I thought we was goin' to make a hitch of it, an' he
+cert'nly hain't said nuthin' 'bout leavin', an' I guess he won't fer a
+while, tavern or no tavern. He's got a putty stiff upper lip of his own,
+I reckon," David further remarked, with a short laugh, causing Mrs.
+Bixbee to look up at him inquiringly, which look the speaker answered
+with a nod, saying, "Me an' him had a little go-round to-day."
+
+"You hain't had no _words_, hev ye?" she asked anxiously.
+
+"Wa'al, we didn't have what ye might call _words_. I was jest tryin' a
+little experiment with him."
+
+"Humph," she remarked, "you're alwus tryin' exper'ments on somebody, an'
+you'll be liable to git ketched at it some day."
+
+"Exceptin' on you," said David. "You don't think I'd try any experiments
+on you, do ye?"
+
+"Me!" she cried. "You're at me the hull endurin' time, an' you know it."
+
+"Wa'al, but Polly," said David insinuatingly, "you don't know how
+int'restin' you _be_."
+
+"Glad you think so," she declared, with a sniff and a toss of the head.
+"What you ben up to with Mr. Lenox?"
+
+"Oh, nuthin' much," replied Mr. Harum, making a feint of resuming his
+reading.
+
+"Be ye goin' to tell me, or--air ye too _'shamed_ on't?" she added with
+a little laugh, which somewhat turned the tables on her teasing brother.
+
+"Wa'al, I laid out to try an' read this paper," he said, spreading it
+out on his lap, "but," resignedly, "I guess 't ain't no use. Do you know
+what a count'fit bill is?" he asked.
+
+"I dunno 's I ever see one," she said, "but I s'pose I do. They're agin
+the law, ain't they?"
+
+"The's a number o' things that's agin the law," remarked David dryly.
+
+"Wa'al?" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee after a moment of waiting.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't much to tell, but it's plain I don't
+git no peace till you git it out of me. It was like this: The young
+feller's took holt everywhere else right off, but handlin' the money
+bothered him consid'able at fust. It was slow work, an' I c'd see it
+myself; but he's gettin' the hang on't now. Another thing I expected
+he'd run up agin was count'fits. The' ain't so very many on 'em round
+now-a-days, but the' is now an' then one. He allowed to me that he was
+liable to get stuck at fust, an' I reckoned he would. But I never said
+nuthin' about it, nor ast no questions until to-day; an' this afternoon
+I come in to look 'round, an' I says to him, 'What luck have you had
+with your money? Git any bad?' I says. 'Wa'al,' he says, colorin' up a
+little, 'I don't know how many I may have took in an' paid out agin
+without knowin' it,' he says, 'but the' was a couple sent back from New
+York out o' that package that went down last Friday.'"
+
+"'What was they?' I says.
+
+"'A five an' a ten,' he says.
+
+"'Where be they?' I says.
+
+"'They're in the draw there--they're ruther int'restin' objects of
+study,' he says, kind o' laughin' on the wrong side of his mouth.
+
+"'Countin' 'em in the cash?' I says, an' with that he kind o' reddened
+up agin. 'No, sir,' he says, 'I charged 'em up to my own account, an'
+I've kept 'em to compare with.'
+
+"'You hadn't ought to done that,' I says.
+
+"'You think I ought to 'a' put 'em in the fire at once?' says he.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'that wa'n't what I meant. Why didn't you mix 'em up with
+the other money, an' let 'em go when you was payin' out? Anyways,' I
+says, 'you charge 'em up to profit an' loss if you're goin' to charge
+'em to anythin', an' let me have 'em,' I says.
+
+"'What'll you do with 'em?' he says to me, kind o' shuttin' his jaws
+together.
+
+"'I'll take care on 'em,' I says. 'They mayn't be good enough to send
+down to New York,' I says, 'but they'll go around here all right--jest
+as good as any other,' I says, 'long 's you keep 'em movin'.'"
+
+"David Harum!" cried Polly, who, though not quite comprehending some of
+the technicalities of detail, was fully alive to the turpitude of the
+suggestion. "I hope to gracious he didn't think you was in earnest. Why,
+s'pose they was passed around, wouldn't somebody git stuck with 'em in
+the long run? You know they would." Mrs. Bixbee occasionally surprised
+her brother with unexpected penetration, but she seldom got much
+recognition of it.
+
+"I see by the paper," he remarked, "that the' was a man died in
+Pheladelphy one day last week," which piece of barefaced irrelevancy
+elicited no notice from Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"What more did he say?" she demanded.
+
+"Wa'al," responded Mr. Harum with a laugh, "he said that he didn't see
+why I should be a loser by his mistakes, an' that as fur as the bills
+was concerned they belonged to him, an' with that," said the narrator,
+"Mister Man gits 'em out of the draw an' jest marches into the back room
+an' puts the dum things int' the fire."
+
+"He done jest right," declared Aunt Polly, "an' you know it, don't ye
+now?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "f'm his standpoint--f'm his standpoint, I guess he
+did, an'," rubbing his chin with two fingers of his left hand, "it's a
+putty dum good standpoint too. I've ben lookin'," he added reflectively,
+"fer an honest man fer quite a number o' years, an' I guess I've found
+him; yes'm, I guess I've found him."
+
+"An' be you goin' to let him lose that fifteen dollars?" asked the
+practical Polly, fixing her brother with her eyes.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with a short laugh, "what c'n I do with such an
+obst'nit critter 's he is? He jest backed into the britchin', an' I
+couldn't do nothin' with him." Aunt Polly sat over her sewing for a
+minute or two without taking a stitch.
+
+"I'm sorry you done it," she said at last.
+
+"I dunno but I did make ruther a mess of it," admitted Mr. Harum.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+
+It was the 23d of December, and shortly after the closing hour. Peleg
+had departed and our friend had just locked the vault when David came
+into the office and around behind the counter.
+
+"Be you in any hurry?" he asked.
+
+John said he was not, whereupon Mr. Harum hitched himself up onto a high
+office stool, with his heels on the spindle, and leaned sideways upon
+the desk, while John stood facing him with his left arm upon the desk.
+
+"John," said David, "do ye know the Widdo' Cullom?"
+
+"No" said John, "but I know who she is--a tall, thin woman, who walks
+with a slight stoop and limp. I noticed her and asked her name because
+there was something about her looks that attracted my attention--as
+though at some time she might have seen better days."
+
+"That's the party," said David. "She has seen better days, but she's eat
+an' drunk sorro' mostly fer goin' on thirty year, an' darned little else
+good share o' the time, I reckon."
+
+"She has that appearance certainly," said John.
+
+"Yes sir," said David, "she's had a putty tough time, the widdo' has,
+an' yet," he proceeded after a momentary pause, "the' was a time when
+the Culloms was some o' the king-pins o' this hull region. They used to
+own quarter o' the county, an' they lived in the big house up on the
+hill where Doc Hays lives now. That was considered to be the finest
+place anywheres 'round here in them days. I used to think the Capitol to
+Washington must be somethin' like the Cullom house, an' that Billy P.
+(folks used to call him Billy P. 'cause his father's name was William
+an' his was William Parker), an' that Billy P. 'd jest 's like 's not be
+president. I've changed my mind some on the subject of presidents since
+I was a boy."
+
+Here Mr. Harum turned on his stool, put his right hand into his
+sack-coat pocket, extracted therefrom part of a paper of "Maple Dew,"
+and replenished his left cheek with an ample wad of "fine-cut." John
+took advantage of the break to head off what he had reason to fear might
+turn into a lengthy digression from the matter in hand by saying, "I beg
+pardon, but how does it happen that Mrs. Cullom is in such
+circumstances? Has the family all died out?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "they're most on 'em dead, all on 'em, in fact,
+except the widdo's son Charley, but as fur 's the family 's concerned,
+it more 'n _died_ out--it _gin_ out! 'D ye ever hear of Jim Wheton's
+calf? Wa'al, Jim brought three or four veals into town one spring to
+sell. Dick Larrabee used to peddle meat them days. Dick looked 'em over
+an' says, 'Look here, Jim,' he says, 'I guess you got a "deakin" in that
+lot,' he says. 'I dunno what you mean,' says Jim. 'Yes, ye do, goll darn
+ye!' says Dick, 'yes, ye do. You didn't never kill that calf, an' you
+know it. That calf died, that's what that calf done. Come, now, own
+up,' he says. 'Wa'al,' says Jim, 'I didn't _kill_ it, an' it didn't
+_die_ nuther--it jest kind o' _gin out_.'"
+
+John joined in the laugh with which the narrator rewarded his own
+effort, and David went on: "Yes, sir, they jest petered out. Old Billy,
+Billy P.'s father, inheritid all the prop'ty--never done a stroke of
+work in his life. He had a collidge education, went to Europe, an' all
+that', an' before he was fifty year old he hardly ever come near the old
+place after he was growed up. The land was all farmed out on shares, an'
+his farmers mostly bamboozled him the hull time. He got consid'able
+income, of course, but as things went along and they found out how slack
+he was they kept bitin' off bigger chunks all the time, an' sometimes he
+didn't git even the core. But all the time when he wanted money--an' he
+wanted it putty often I tell ye--the easiest way was to stick on a
+morgidge; an' after a spell it got so 't he'd have to give a morgidge to
+pay the int'rist on the other morgidges."
+
+"But," said John, "was there nothing to the estate but land?"
+
+"Oh, yes," said David, "old Billy's father left him some consid'able
+pers'nal, but after that was gone he went into the morgidge bus'nis as I
+tell ye. He lived mostly up to Syrchester and around, an' when he got
+married he bought a place in Syrchester and lived there till Billy P.
+was about twelve or thirteen year old, an' he was about fifty. By that
+time he'd got 'bout to the end of his rope, an' the' wa'n't nothin' for
+it but to come back here to Homeville an' make the most o' what the' was
+left--an' that's what he done, let alone that he didn't make the most
+on't to any pertic'ler extent. Mis' Cullom, his wife, wa'n't no help to
+him. She was a city woman an' didn't take to the country no way, but
+when she died it broke old Billy up wus 'n ever. She peaked an' pined,
+an' died when Billy P. was about fifteen or so. Wa'al, Billy P. an' the
+old man wrastled along somehow, an' the boy went to collidge fer a year
+or so. How they ever got along 's they did I dunno. The' was a story
+that some far-off relation left old Billy some money, an' I guess that
+an' what they got off'm what farms was left carried 'em along till Billy
+P. was twenty-five or so, an' then he up an' got married. That was the
+crownin' stroke," remarked David. "She was one o' the village
+girls--respectable folks, more 'n ordinary good lookin' an' high
+steppin', an' had had some schoolin'. But the old man was prouder 'n a
+cock-turkey, an' thought nobody wa'n't quite good enough fer Billy P.,
+an' all along kind o' reckoned that he'd marry some money an' git a new
+start. But when he got married--on the quiet, you know, cause he knowed
+the old man would kick--wa'al, that killed the trick, an' the old man
+into the bargain. It took the gumption all out of him, an' he didn't
+live a year. Wa'al, sir, it was curious, but, 's I was told, putty much
+the hull village sided with the old man. The Culloms was kind o' kings
+in them days, an' folks wa'n't so one-man's-good's-anotherish as they be
+now. They thought Billy P. done wrong, though they didn't have nothin'
+to say 'gainst the girl neither--an' she's very much respected, Mis'
+Cullom is, an' as fur's I'm concerned, I've alwus guessed she kept Billy
+P. goin' full as long 's any one could. But 't wa'n't no use--that is
+to say, the sure thing come to pass. He had a nom'nal title to a good
+deal o' prop'ty, but the equity in most on't if it had ben to be put up
+wa'n't enough to pay fer the papers. You see, the' ain't never ben no
+real cash value in farm prop'ty in these parts. The' ain't ben hardly a
+dozen changes in farm titles, 'cept by inher'tance or foreclosure, in
+thirty years. So Billy P. didn't make no effort. Int'rist's one o' them
+things that keeps right on nights an' Sundays. He jest had the deeds
+made out and handed 'em over when the time came to settle. The' was some
+village lots though that was clear, that fetched him in some money from
+time to time until they was all gone but one, an' that's the one Mis'
+Cullom lives on now. It was consid'able more'n a lot--in fact, a putty
+sizable place. She thought the sun rose an' set where Billy P. was, but
+she took a crotchit in her head, and wouldn't ever sign no papers fer
+that, an' lucky fer him too. The' was a house on to it, an' he had a
+roof over his head anyway when he died six or seven years after he
+married, an' left her with a boy to raise. How she got along all them
+years till Charley got big enough to help, I swan! I don't know. She
+took in sewin' an' washin', an' went out to cook an' nurse, an' all
+that, but I reckon the' was now an' then times when they didn't overload
+their stomechs much, nor have to open the winders to cool off. But she
+held onto that prop'ty of her'n like a pup to a root. It was putty well
+out when Billy P. died, but the village has growed up to it. The's some
+good lots could be cut out on't, an' it backs up to the river where the
+current's enough to make a mighty good power fer a 'lectric light. I
+know some fellers that are talkin' of startin' a plant here, an' it
+ain't out o' sight that they'd pay a good price fer the river front, an'
+enough land to build on. Fact on't is, it's got to be a putty valu'ble
+piece o' prop'ty, more 'n she cal'lates on, I reckon."
+
+Here Mr. Harum paused, pinching his chin with thumb and index finger,
+and mumbling his tobacco. John, who had listened with more attention
+than interest--wondering the while as to what the narrative was leading
+up to--thought something might properly be expected of him to show that
+he had followed it, and said, "So Mrs. Cullom has kept this last piece
+clear, has she?"
+
+"No," said David, bringing down his right hand upon the desk with
+emphasis, "that's jest what she hain't done, an' that's how I come to
+tell ye somethin' of the story, an' more on't 'n you've cared about
+hearin', mebbe."
+
+"Not at all," John protested. "I have been very much interested."
+
+"You have, have you?" said Mr. Harum. "Wa'al, I got somethin' I want ye
+to do. Day after to-morro' 's Chris'mus, an' I want ye to drop Mis'
+Cullom a line, somethin' like this, 'That Mr. Harum told ye to say that
+that morgidge he holds, havin' ben past due fer some time, an' no
+int'rist havin' ben paid fer, let me see, more'n a year, he wants to
+close the matter up, an' he'll see her Chris'mus mornin' at the bank at
+nine o'clock, he havin' more time on that day; but that, as fur as he
+can see, the bus'nis won't take very long'--somethin' like that, you
+understand?"
+
+"Very well, sir," said John, hoping that his employer would not see in
+his face the disgust and repugnance he felt as he surmised what a
+scheme was on foot, and recalled what he had heard of Harum's hard and
+unscrupulous ways, though he had to admit that this, excepting perhaps
+the episode of the counterfeit money, was the first revelation to him
+personally. But this seemed very bad to him.
+
+"All right," said David cheerfully, "I s'pose it won't take you long to
+find out what's in your stockin', an' if you hain't nothin' else to do
+Chris'mus mornin' I'd like to have you open the office and stay 'round a
+spell till I git through with Mis' Cullom. Mebbe the' 'll be some papers
+to fill out or witniss or somethin'; an' have that skeezicks of a boy
+make up the fires so'st the place'll be warm."
+
+"Very good, sir," said John, hoping that the interview was at an end.
+
+But the elder man sat for some minutes apparently in a brown study, and
+occasionally a smile of sardonic cunning wrinkled his face. At last he
+said: "I've told ye so much that I may as well tell ye how I come by
+that morgidge. 'Twont take but a minute, an' then you can run an' play,"
+he added with a chuckle.
+
+"I trust I have not betrayed any impatience," said John, and instantly
+conscious of his infelicitous expression, added hastily, "I have really
+been very much interested."
+
+"Oh, no," was the reply, "you hain't _betrayed_ none, but I know old
+fellers like me gen'rally tell a thing twice over while they're at it.
+Wa'al," he went on, "it was like this. After Charley Cullom got to be
+some grown he helped to keep the pot a-bilin', 'n they got on some
+better. 'Bout seven year ago, though, he up an' got married, an' then
+the fat ketched fire. Finally he allowed that if he had some money he'd
+go West 'n take up some land, 'n git along like pussly 'n a flower
+gard'n. He ambitioned that if his mother 'd raise a thousan' dollars on
+her place he'd be sure to take care of the int'rist, an' prob'ly pay off
+the princ'ple in almost no time. Wa'al, she done it, an' off he went.
+She didn't come to me fer the money, because--I dunno--at any rate she
+didn't, but got it of 'Zeke Swinney.
+
+"Wa'al, it turned out jest 's any fool might 've predilictid, fer after
+the first year, when I reckon he paid it out of the thousan', Charley
+never paid no int'rist. The second year he was jest gettin' goin', an'
+the next year he lost a hoss jest as he was cal'latin' to pay, an' the
+next year the grasshoppers smote him, 'n so on; an' the outcome was that
+at the end of five years, when the morgidge had one year to run,
+Charley'd paid one year, an' she'd paid one, an' she stood to owe three
+years' int'rist. How old Swinney come to hold off so was that she used
+to pay the cuss ten dollars or so ev'ry six months 'n git no credit fer
+it, an' no receipt an' no witniss, 'n he knowed the prop'ty was
+improving all the time. He may have had another reason, but at any rate
+he let her run, and got the shave reg'lar. But at the time I'm tellin'
+you about he'd begun to cut up, an' allowed that if she didn't settle up
+the int'rist he'd foreclose, an' I got wind on't an' I run across her
+one day an' got to talkin' with her, an' she gin me the hull narration.
+'How much do you owe the old critter?' I says. 'A hunderd an' eighty
+dollars,' she says, 'an' where I'm goin' to git it,' she says, 'the Lord
+only knows.' 'An' He won't tell ye, I reckon,' I says. Wa'al, of course
+I'd known that Swinney had a morgidge because it was a matter of record,
+an' I knowed him well enough to give a guess what his game was goin' to
+be, an' more'n that I'd had my eye on that piece an' parcel an' I
+figured that he wa'n't any likelier a citizen 'n I was." ("Yes," said
+John to himself, "where the carcase is the vultures are gathered
+together.")
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says to her, after we'd had a little more talk, 's'posen you
+come 'round to my place to-morro' 'bout 'leven o'clock, an' mebbe we c'n
+cipher this thing out. I don't say positive that we kin,' I says, 'but
+mebbe, mebbe.' So that afternoon I sent over to the county seat an' got
+a description an' had a second morgidge drawed up fer two hundred
+dollars, an' Mis' Cullom signed it mighty quick. I had the morgidge made
+one day after date, 'cause, as I said to her, it was in the nature of a
+temp'rary loan, but she was so tickled she'd have signed most anythin'
+at that pertic'ler time. 'Now,' I says to her, 'you go an' settle with
+old Step-an'-fetch-it, but don't you say a word where you got the
+money,' I says. 'Don't ye let on nothin'--stretch that conscience o'
+your'n if nes'sary,' I says, 'an' be pertic'ler if he asks you if Dave
+Harum give ye the money you jest say, "No, he didn't." That wont be no
+lie,' I says, 'because I aint _givin'_ it to ye,' I says. Wa'al, she
+done as I told her. Of course Swinney suspicioned fust off that I was
+mixed up in it, but she stood him off so fair an' square that he didn't
+know jest what _to_ think, but his claws was cut fer a spell, anyway.
+
+"Wa'al, things went on fer a while, till I made up my mind that I ought
+to relieve Swinney of some of his anxieties about worldly bus'nis, an'
+I dropped in on him one mornin' an' passed the time o' day, an' after
+we'd eased up our minds on the subjects of each other's health an' such
+like I says, 'You hold a morgidge on the Widder Cullom's place, don't
+ye?' Of course he couldn't say nothin' but 'yes.' 'Does she keep up the
+int'rist all right?' I says. 'I don't want to be pokin' my nose into
+your bus'nis,' I says, 'an' don't tell me nothin' you don't want to.'
+Wa'al, he knowed Dave Harum was Dave Harum, an' that he might 's well
+spit it out, an' he says, 'Wa'al, she didn't pay nothin' fer a good
+while, but last time she forked over the hull amount. 'But I hain't no
+notion,' he says, 'that she'll come to time agin.' 'An' s'posin' she
+don't,' I says, 'you'll take the prop'ty, won't ye?' 'Don't see no other
+way,' he says, an' lookin' up quick, 'unless you over-bid me,' he says.
+'No,' I says, 'I ain't buyin' no real estate jest now, but the thing I
+come in fer,' I says, 'leavin' out the pleasure of havin' a talk with
+you, was to say that I'd take that morgidge off'm your hands.'
+
+"Wa'al, sir, he, he, he, he! Scat my ----! At that he looked at me fer a
+minute with his jaw on his neck, an' then he hunched himself, 'n drawed
+in his neck like a mud turtle. 'No,' he says, 'I ain't sufferin' fer the
+money, an' I guess I'll keep the morgidge. It's putty near due now, but
+mebbe I'll let it run a spell. I guess the secur'ty's good fer it.'
+'Yes,' I says, 'I reckon you'll let it run long enough fer the widder to
+pay the taxes on't once more anyhow; I guess the secur'ty's good enough
+to take that resk; but how 'bout _my_ secur'ty?' I says. 'What d'you
+mean?' he says. 'I mean,' says I, 'that I've got a second morgidge on
+that prop'ty, an' I begin to tremble fer my secur'ty. You've jest told
+me,' I says, 'that you're goin' to foreclose an' I cal'late to protect
+myself, an' I _don't_ cal'late,' I says, 'to have to go an' bid on that
+prop'ty, an' put in a lot more money to save my investment, unless I'm
+'bleeged to--not _much_! an' you can jest sign that morgidge over to me,
+an' the sooner the quicker,' I says."
+
+David brought his hand down on his thigh with a vigorous slap, the
+fellow of the one which, John could imagine, had emphasized his demand
+upon Swinney. The story, to which he had at first listened with polite
+patience merely, he had found more interesting as it went on, and,
+excusing himself, he brought up a stool, and mounting it, said, "And
+what did Swinney say to that?" Mr. Harum emitted a gurgling chuckle,
+yawned his quid out of his mouth, tossing it over his shoulder in the
+general direction of the waste basket, and bit off the end of a cigar
+which he found by slapping his waistcoat pockets. John got down and
+fetched him a match, which he scratched in the vicinity of his hip
+pocket, lighted his cigar (John declining to join him on some plausible
+pretext, having on a previous occasion accepted one of the brand), and
+after rolling it around with his lips and tongue to the effect that the
+lighted end described sundry eccentric curves, located it firmly with an
+upward angle in the left-hand corner of his mouth, gave it a couple of
+vigorous puffs, and replied to John's question.
+
+"Wa'al, 'Zeke Swinney was a perfesser of religion some years ago, an'
+mebbe he is now, but what he said to me on this pertic'ler occasion was
+that he'd see me in hell fust, an' _then_ he wouldn't.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe you won't, mebbe you will, it's alwus a
+pleasure to meet ye,' I says, 'but in that case this morgidge bus'nis
+'ll be a question fer our executors,' I says, 'fer _you_ don't never
+foreclose that morgidge, an' don't you fergit it,' I says.
+
+"'Oh, you'd like to git holt o' that prop'ty yourself. I see what you're
+up to,' he says.
+
+"'Look a-here, 'Zeke Swinney,' I says, 'I've got an int'rist in that
+prop'ty, an' I propose to p'tect it. You're goin' to sign that morgidge
+over to me, or I'll foreclose and surrygate ye,' I says, 'unless you
+allow to bid in the prop'ty, in which case we'll see whose weasel-skin's
+the longest. But I guess it won't come to that,' I says. 'You kin take
+your choice,' I says. 'Whether I want to git holt o' that prop'ty myself
+ain't neither here nor there. Mebbe I do, an' mebbe I don't, but
+anyways,' I says, '_you_ don't git it, nor wouldn't ever, for if I can't
+make you sign over, I'll either do what I said or I'll back the widder
+in a defence fer usury. Put that in your pipe an' smoke it,' I says.
+
+"'What do you mean?' he says, gittin' half out his chair.
+
+"'I mean this,' I says, 'that the fust six months the widder couldn't
+pay she gin you ten dollars to hold off, an' the next time she gin you
+fifteen, an' that you've bled her fer shaves to the tune of sixty odd
+dollars in three years, an' then got your int'rist in full.'
+
+"That riz him clean out of his chair," said David. "'She can't prove
+it,' he says, shakin' his fist in the air.
+
+"'Oh, ho! ho!' I says, tippin' my chair back agin the wall. 'If Mis'
+Cullom was to swear how an' where she paid you the money, givin'
+chapter an' verse, and showin' her own mem'randums even, an' I was to
+swear that when I twitted you with gittin' it you didn't deny it, but
+only said that she couldn't _prove_ it, how long do you think it 'ould
+take a Freeland County jury to find agin ye? I allow, 'Zeke Swinney,' I
+says, 'that you wa'n't born yestyd'y, but you ain't so old as you look,
+not by a dum sight!' an' then how I did laugh!
+
+"Wa'al," said David, as he got down off the stool and stretched himself,
+yawning, "I guess I've yarned it enough fer one day. Don't fergit to
+send Mis' Cullom that notice, an' make it up an' up. I'm goin' to git
+the thing off my mind this trip."
+
+"Very well, sir," said John, "but let me ask, did Swinney assign the
+mortgage without any trouble?"
+
+"O Lord! yes," was the reply. "The' wa'n't nothin' else fer him to do. I
+had another twist on him that I hain't mentioned. But he put up a great
+show of doin' it to obleege me. Wa'al, I thanked him an' so on, an' when
+we'd got through I ast him if he wouldn't step over to the 'Eagil' an'
+take somethin', an' he looked kind o' shocked an' said he never drinked
+nothin'. It was 'gin his princ'ples, he said. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Scat my
+----! Princ'ples!" and John heard him chuckling to himself all the way
+out of the office.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+
+Considering John's relations with David Harum, it was natural that he
+should wish to think as well of him as possible, and he had not (or
+thought he had not) allowed his mind to be influenced by the disparaging
+remarks and insinuations which had been made to him, or in his presence,
+concerning his employer. He had made up his mind to form his opinion
+upon his own experience with the man, and so far it had not only been
+pleasant but favorable, and far from justifying the half-jeering,
+half-malicious talk that had come to his ears. It had been made manifest
+to him, it was true, that David was capable of a sharp bargain in
+certain lines, but it seemed to him that it was more for the pleasure of
+matching his wits against another's than for any gain involved. Mr.
+Harum was an experienced and expert horseman, who delighted above all
+things in dealing in and trading horses, and John soon discovered that,
+in that community at least, to get the best of a "hoss-trade" by almost
+any means was considered a venial sin, if a sin at all, and the
+standards of ordinary business probity were not expected to govern those
+transactions.
+
+David had said to him once when he suspected that John's ideas might
+have sustained something of a shock, "A hoss-trade ain't like anythin'
+else. A feller may be straighter 'n a string in ev'rythin' else, an'
+never tell the truth--that is, the hull truth--about a hoss. I trade
+hosses with hoss-traders. They all think they know as much as I do, an'
+I dunno but what they do. They hain't learnt no diff'rent anyway, an'
+they've had chances enough. If a feller come to me that didn't think he
+knowed anythin' about a hoss, an' wanted to buy on the square, he'd git,
+fur's I knew, square treatment. At any rate I'd tell him all 't I knew.
+But when one o' them smart Alecks comes along and cal'lates to do up old
+Dave, why he's got to take his chances, that's all. An' mind ye,"
+asserted David, shaking his forefinger impressively, "it ain't only them
+fellers. I've ben wuss stuck two three time by church members in good
+standin' than anybody I ever dealed with. Take old Deakin Perkins. He's
+a terrible feller fer church bus'nis; c'n pray an' psalm-sing to beat
+the Jews, an' in spiritual matters c'n read his title clear the hull
+time, but when it comes to hoss-tradin' you got to git up very early in
+the mornin' or he'll skin the eyeteeth out of ye. Yes, sir! Scat my
+----! I believe the old critter _makes_ hosses! But the deakin," added
+David, "he, he, he, he! the deakin hain't hardly spoke to me fer some
+consid'able time, the deakin hain't. He, he, he!
+
+"Another thing," he went on, "the' ain't no gamble like a hoss. You may
+think you know him through an' through, an' fust thing you know he'll be
+cuttin' up a lot o' didos right out o' nothin'. It stands to reason that
+sometimes you let a hoss go all on the square--as you know him--an' the
+feller that gits him don't know how to hitch him or treat him, an' he
+acts like a diff'rent hoss, an' the feller allows you swindled him. You
+see, hosses gits used to places an' ways to a certain extent, an' when
+they're changed, why they're apt to act diff'rent. Hosses don't know but
+dreadful little, really. Talk about hoss sense--wa'al, the' ain't no
+such thing."
+
+Thus spoke David on the subject of his favorite pursuit and pastime, and
+John thought then that he could understand and condone some things he
+had seen and heard, at which at first he was inclined to look askance.
+But this matter of the Widow Cullom's was a different thing, and as he
+realized that he was expected to play a part, though a small one, in it,
+his heart sank within him that he had so far cast his fortunes upon the
+good will of a man who could plan and carry out so heartless and cruel
+an undertaking as that which had been revealed to him that afternoon. He
+spent the evening in his room trying to read, but the widow's affairs
+persistently thrust themselves upon his thoughts. All the unpleasant
+stories he had heard of David came to his mind, and he remembered with
+misgiving some things which at the time had seemed regular and right
+enough, but which took on a different color in the light in which he
+found himself recalling them. He debated with himself whether he should
+not decline to send Mrs. Cullom the notice as he had been instructed,
+and left it an open question when he went to bed.
+
+He wakened somewhat earlier than usual to find that the thermometer had
+gone up, and the barometer down. The air was full of a steady downpour,
+half snow, half rain, about the most disheartening combination which the
+worst climate in the world--that of central New York--can furnish. He
+passed rather a busy day in the office in an atmosphere redolent of the
+unsavory odors raised by the proximity of wet boots and garments to the
+big cylinder stove outside the counter, a compound of stale smells from
+kitchen and stable.
+
+After the bank closed he dispatched Peleg Hopkins, the office boy, with
+the note for Mrs. Cullom. He had abandoned his half-formed intention to
+revolt, but had made the note not only as little peremptory as was
+compatible with a clear intimation of its purport as he understood it,
+but had yielded to a natural impulse in beginning it with an expression
+of personal regret--a blunder which cost him no little chagrin in the
+outcome.
+
+Peleg Hopkins grumbled audibly when he was requested to build the fires
+on Christmas day, and expressed his opinion that "if there warn't Bible
+agin workin' on Chris'mus, the' 'd ort ter be"; but when John opened the
+door of the bank that morning he found the temperature in comfortable
+contrast to the outside air. The weather had changed again, and a
+blinding snowstorm, accompanied by a buffeting gale from the northwest,
+made it almost impossible to see a path and to keep it. In the central
+part of the town some tentative efforts had been made to open walks, but
+these were apparent only as slight and tortuous depressions in the
+depths of snow. In the outskirts, the unfortunate pedestrian had to wade
+to the knees.
+
+As John went behind the counter his eye was at once caught by a small
+parcel lying on his desk, of white note paper, tied with a cotton
+string, which he found to be addressed, "Mr. John Lenox, Esq., Present,"
+and as he took it up it seemed heavy for its size.
+
+Opening it, he found a tiny stocking, knit of white wool, to which was
+pinned a piece of paper with the legend, "A Merry Christmas from Aunt
+Polly." Out of the stocking fell a packet fastened with a rubber strap.
+Inside were five ten-dollar gold pieces and a slip of paper on which was
+written, "A Merry Christmas from Your Friend David Harum." For a moment
+John's face burned, and there was a curious smarting of the eyelids as
+he held the little stocking and its contents in his hand. Surely the
+hand that had written "Your Friend" on that scrap of paper could not be
+the hand of an oppressor of widows and orphans. "This," said John to
+himself, "is what he meant when 'he supposed it wouldn't take me long to
+find out what was in my stocking.'"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The door opened and a blast and whirl of wind and snow rushed in,
+ushering the tall, bent form of the Widow Cullom. The drive of the wind
+was so strong that John vaulted over the low cash counter to push the
+door shut again. The poor woman was white with snow from the front of
+her old worsted hood to the bottom of her ragged skirt.
+
+"You are Mrs. Cullom?" said John. "Wait a moment till I brush off the
+snow, and then come to the fire in the back room. Mr. Harum will be in
+directly, I expect."
+
+"Be I much late?" she asked. "I made 's much haste 's I could. It don't
+appear to me 's if I ever see a blusteriner day, 'n I ain't as strong
+as I used to be. Seemed as if I never would git here."
+
+"Oh, no," said John, as he established her before the glowing grate of
+the Franklin stove in the bank parlor, "not at all. Mr. Harum has not
+come in himself yet. Shall you mind if I excuse myself a moment while
+you make yourself as comfortable as possible?" She did not apparently
+hear him. She was trembling from head to foot with cold and fatigue and
+nervous excitement. Her dress was soaked to the knees, and as she sat
+down and put up her feet to the fire John saw a bit of a thin cotton
+stocking and her deplorable shoes, almost in a state of pulp. A
+snow-obliterated path led from the back door of the office to David's
+house, and John snatched his hat and started for it on a run. As he
+stamped off some of the snow on the veranda the door was opened for him
+by Mrs. Bixbee. "Lord sakes!" she exclaimed. "What on earth be you
+cavortin' 'round for such a mornin' 's this without no overcoat, an' on
+a dead run? What's the matter?"
+
+"Nothing serious," he answered, "but I'm in a great hurry. Old Mrs.
+Cullom has walked up from her house to the office, and she is wet
+through and almost perished. I thought you'd send her some dry shoes and
+stockings, and an old shawl or blanket to keep her wet skirt off her
+knees, and a drop of whisky or something. She's all of a tremble, and
+I'm afraid she will have a chill."
+
+"Certain! certain!" said the kind creature, and she bustled out of the
+room, returning in a minute or two with an armful of comforts. "There's
+a pair of bedroom slips lined with lamb's wool, an' a pair of woolen
+stockin's, an' a blanket shawl. This here petticut, 't ain't what ye'd
+call bran' new, but it's warm and comf'table, an' I don't believe she's
+got much of anythin' on 'ceptin' her dress, an' I'll git ye the whisky,
+but"--here she looked deprecatingly at John--"it ain't gen'ally known 't
+we keep the stuff in the house. I don't know as it's right, but though
+David don't hardly ever touch it he will have it in the house."
+
+"Oh," said John, laughing, "you may trust my discretion, and we'll swear
+Mrs. Cullom to secrecy."
+
+"Wa'al, all right," said Mrs. Bixbee, joining in the laugh as she
+brought the bottle; "jest a minute till I make a passel of the things to
+keep the snow out. There, now, I guess you're fixed, an' you kin hurry
+back 'fore she ketches a chill."
+
+"Thanks very much," said John as he started away. "I have something to
+say to you besides 'Merry Christmas,' but I must wait till another
+time."
+
+When John got back to the office David had just preceded him.
+
+"Wa'al, wa'al," he was saying, "but you be in a putty consid'able state.
+Hullo, John! what you got there? Wa'al, you air the stuff! Slips,
+blanket-shawl, petticut, stockin's--wa'al, you an' Polly ben puttin'
+your heads together, I guess. What's that? Whisky! Wa'al, scat my ----!
+I didn't s'pose wild hosses would have drawed it out o' Polly to let on
+the' was any in the house, much less to fetch it out. Jest the thing!
+Oh, yes ye are, Mis' Cullom--jest a mouthful with water," taking the
+glass from John, "jest a spoonful to git your blood a-goin', an' then
+Mr. Lenox an' me 'll go into the front room while you make yourself
+comf'table."
+
+"Consarn it all!" exclaimed Mr. Harum as they stood leaning against the
+teller's counter, facing the street, "I didn't cal'late to have Mis'
+Cullom hoof it up here the way she done. When I see what kind of a day
+it was I went out to the barn to have the cutter hitched an' send for
+her, an' I found ev'rythin' topsy-turvy. That dum'd uneasy sorril colt
+had got cast in the stall, an' I ben fussin' with him ever since. I
+clean forgot all 'bout Mis' Cullom till jest now."
+
+"Is the colt much injured?" John asked.
+
+"Wa'al, he won't trot a twenty gait in some time, I reckon," replied
+David. "He's wrenched his shoulder some, an' mebbe strained his inside.
+Don't seem to take no int'rist in his feed, an' that's a bad sign.
+Consarn a hoss, anyhow! If they're wuth anythin' they're more bother 'n
+a teethin' baby. Alwus some dum thing ailin' 'em, an' I took consid'able
+stock in that colt too," he added regretfully, "an' I could 'a' got
+putty near what I was askin' fer him last week, an' putty near what he
+was wuth, an' I've noticed that most gen'ally alwus when I let a good
+offer go like that, some cussed thing happens to the hoss. It ain't a
+bad idee, in the hoss bus'nis anyway, to be willin' to let the other
+feller make a dollar once 'n a while."
+
+After that aphorism they waited in silence for a few minutes, and then
+David called out over his shoulder, "How be you gettin' along, Mis'
+Cullom?"
+
+"I guess I'm fixed," she answered, and David walked slowly back into the
+parlor, leaving John in the front office. He was annoyed to realize
+that in the bustle over Mrs. Cullom and what followed, he had forgotten
+to acknowledge the Christmas gift; but, hoping that Mr. Harum had been
+equally oblivious, promised himself to repair the omission later on. He
+would have preferred to go out and leave the two to settle their affair
+without witness or hearer, but his employer, who, as he had found,
+usually had a reason for his actions, had explicitly requested him to
+remain, and he had no choice. He perched himself upon one of the office
+stools and composed himself to await the conclusion of the affair.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+
+Mrs. Cullom was sitting at one corner of the fire, and David drew a
+chair opposite to her.
+
+"Feelin' all right now? whisky hain't made ye liable to no disorderly
+conduct, has it?" he asked with a laugh.
+
+"Yes, thank you," was the reply, "the warm things are real comfortin',
+'n' I guess I hain't had licker enough to make me want to throw things.
+You got a kind streak in ye, Dave Harum, if you did send me this here
+note--but I s'pose ye know your own bus'nis," she added with a sigh of
+resignation. "I ben fearin' fer a good while 't I couldn't hold on t'
+that prop'ty, an' I don't know but what you might's well git it as 'Zeke
+Swinney, though I ben hopin' 'gainst hope that Charley 'd be able to do
+more 'n he has."
+
+"Let's see the note," said David curtly. "H'm, humph, 'regret to say
+that I have been instructed by Mr. Harum'--wa'al, h'm'm, cal'lated to
+clear his own skirts anyway--h'm'm--'must be closed up without further
+delay' (John's eye caught the little white stocking which still lay on
+his desk)--wa'al, yes, that's about what I told Mr. Lenox to say fur's
+the bus'nis part's concerned--I might 'a' done my own regrettin' if I'd
+wrote the note myself." (John said something to himself.) "'T ain't the
+pleasantest thing in the world fer ye, I allow, but then you see,
+bus'nis is bus'nis."
+
+John heard David clear his throat, and there was a hiss in the open
+fire. Mrs. Cullom was silent, and David resumed:
+
+"You see, Mis' Cullom, it's like this. I ben thinkin' of this matter fer
+a good while. That place ain't ben no real good to ye sence the first
+year you signed that morgidge. You hain't scurcely more'n made ends
+meet, let alone the int'rist, an' it's ben simply a question o' time,
+an' who'd git the prop'ty in the long run fer some years. I reckoned,
+same as you did, that Charley 'd mebbe come to the front--but he hain't
+done it, an' 't ain't likely he ever will. Charley's a likely 'nough boy
+some ways, but he hain't got much 'git there' in his make-up, not more'n
+enough fer one anyhow, I reckon. That's about the size on't, ain't it?"
+
+Mrs. Cullom murmured a feeble admission that she was "'fraid it was."
+
+"Wa'al," resumed Mr. Harum, "I see how things was goin', an' I see that
+unless I played euchre, 'Zeke Swinney 'd git that prop'ty, an' whether I
+wanted it myself or not, I didn't cal'late he sh'd git it anyway. He put
+a spoke in my wheel once, an' I hain't forgot it. But that hain't
+neither here nor there. Wa'al," after a short pause, "you know I helped
+ye pull the thing along on the chance, as ye may say, that you an' your
+son 'd somehow make a go on't."
+
+"You ben very kind, so fur," said the widow faintly.
+
+"Don't ye say that, don't ye say that," protested David. "'T wa'n't no
+kindness. It was jest bus'nis: I wa'n't takin' no chances, an' I s'pose
+I might let the thing run a spell longer if I c'd see any use in't. But
+the' ain't, an' so I ast ye to come up this mornin' so 't we c'd settle
+the thing up without no fuss, nor trouble, nor lawyer's fees, nor
+nothin'. I've got the papers all drawed, an' John--Mr. Lenox--here to
+take the acknowlidgments. You hain't no objection to windin' the thing
+up this mornin', have ye?"
+
+"I s'pose I'll have to do whatever you say," replied the poor woman in a
+tone of hopeless discouragement, "an' I might as well be killed to once,
+as to die by inch pieces."
+
+"All right then," said David cheerfully, ignoring her lethal suggestion,
+"but before we git down to bus'nis an' signin' papers, an' in order to
+set myself in as fair a light 's I can in the matter, I want to tell ye
+a little story."
+
+"I hain't no objection 's I know of," acquiesced the widow graciously.
+
+"All right," said David, "I won't preach more 'n about up to the
+sixthly--How'd you feel if I was to light up a cigar? I hain't much of a
+hand at a yarn, an' if I git stuck, I c'n puff a spell. Thank ye. Wa'al,
+Mis' Cullom, you used to know somethin' about my folks. I was raised on
+Buxton Hill. The' was nine on us, an' I was the youngest o' the lot. My
+father farmed a piece of about forty to fifty acres, an' had a small
+shop where he done odd times small jobs of tinkerin' fer the neighbors
+when the' was anythin' to do. My mother was his second, an' I was the
+only child of that marriage. He married agin when I was about two year
+old, an' how I ever got raised 's more 'n I c'n tell ye. My sister Polly
+was 'sponsible more 'n any one, I guess, an' the only one o' the whole
+lot that ever gin me a decent word. Small farmin' ain't cal'lated to
+fetch out the best traits of human nature--an' keep 'em out--an' it
+seems to me sometimes that when the old man wa'n't cuffin' my ears he
+was lickin' me with a rawhide or a strap. Fur 's that was concerned, all
+his boys used to ketch it putty reg'lar till they got too big. One on
+'em up an' licked him one night, an' lit out next day. I s'pose the old
+man's disposition was sp'iled by what some feller said farmin' was,
+'workin' all day, an' doin' chores all night,' an' larrupin' me an' all
+the rest on us was about all the enjoyment he got. My brothers an'
+sisters--'ceptin' of Polly--was putty nigh as bad in respect of cuffs
+an' such like; an' my step-marm was, on the hull, the wust of all. She
+hadn't no childern o' her own, an' it appeared 's if I was jest pizen to
+her. 'T wa'n't so much slappin' an' cuffin' with her as 't was tongue.
+She c'd say things that 'd jest raise a blister like pizen ivy. I s'pose
+I _was_ about as ord'nary, no-account-lookin', red-headed, freckled
+little cuss as you ever see, an' slinkin' in my manners. The air of our
+home circle wa'n't cal'lated to raise heroes in.
+
+"I got three four years' schoolin', an' made out to read an' write an'
+cipher up to long division 'fore I got through, but after I got to be
+six year old, school or no school, I had to work reg'lar at anything I
+had strength fer, an' more too. Chores before school an' after school,
+an' a two-mile walk to git there. As fur 's clo'es was concerned, any
+old thing that 'd hang together was good enough fer me; but by the time
+the older boys had outgrowed their duds, an' they was passed on to me,
+the' wa'n't much left on 'em. A pair of old cowhide boots that leaked
+in more snow an' water 'n they kept out, an' a couple pairs of woolen
+socks that was putty much all darns, was expected to see me through the
+winter, an' I went barefoot f'm the time the snow was off the ground
+till it flew agin in the fall. The' wa'n't but two seasons o' the year
+with me--them of chilblains an' stun-bruises."
+
+The speaker paused and stared for a moment into the comfortable glow of
+the fire, and then discovering to his apparent surprise that his cigar
+had gone out, lighted it from a coal picked out with the tongs.
+
+"Farmin' 's a hard life," remarked Mrs. Cullom with an air of being
+expected to make some contribution to the conversation.
+
+"An' yit, as it seems to me as I look back on't," David resumed
+pensively, "the wust on't was that nobody ever gin me a kind word, 'cept
+Polly. I s'pose I got kind o' used to bein' cold an' tired; dressin' in
+a snowdrift where it blowed into the attic, an' goin' out to fodder
+cattle 'fore sun-up; pickin' up stun in the blazin' sun, an' doin' all
+the odd jobs my father set me to, an' the older ones shirked onto me.
+That was the reg'lar order o' things; but I remember I never _did_ git
+used to never pleasin' nobody. 'Course I didn't expect nothin' f'm my
+step-marm, an' the only way I ever knowed I'd done my stent fur 's
+father was concerned, was that he didn't say nothin'. But sometimes the
+older ones 'd git settin' 'round, talkin' an' laughin', havin' pop corn
+an' apples, an' that, an' I'd kind o' sidle up, wantin' to join 'em, an'
+some on 'em 'd say, 'What _you_ doin' here? time you was in bed,' an'
+give me a shove or a cuff. Yes, ma'am," looking up at Mrs. Cullom, "the
+wust on't was that I was kind o' scairt the hull time. Once in a while
+Polly 'd give me a mossel o' comfort, but Polly wa'n't but little older
+'n me, an' bein' the youngest girl, was chored most to death herself."
+
+It had stopped snowing, and though the wind still came in gusty blasts,
+whirling the drift against the windows, a wintry gleam of sunshine came
+in and touched the widow's wrinkled face.
+
+"It's amazin' how much trouble an' sorrer the' is in the world, an' how
+soon it begins," she remarked, moving a little to avoid the sunlight. "I
+hain't never ben able to reconcile how many good things the' be, an' how
+little most on us gits o' them. I hain't ben to meetin' fer a long spell
+'cause I hain't had no fit clo'es, but I remember most of the preachin'
+I've set under either dwelt on the wrath to come, or else on the Lord's
+doin' all things well, an' providin'. I hope I ain't no wickeder 'n than
+the gen'ral run, but it's putty hard to hev faith in the Lord's
+providin' when you hain't got nothin' in the house but corn meal, an'
+none too much o' that."
+
+"That's so, Mis' Cullom, that's so," affirmed David. "I don't blame ye a
+mite. 'Doubts assail, an' oft prevail,' as the hymn-book says, an' I
+reckon it's a sight easier to have faith on meat an' potatoes 'n it is
+on corn meal mush. Wa'al, as I was sayin'--I hope I ain't tirin' ye with
+my goin's on?"
+
+"No," said Mrs. Cullom, "I'm engaged to hear ye, but nobody 'd suppose
+to see ye now that ye was such a f'lorn little critter as you make out."
+
+"It's jest as I'm tellin' ye, an' more also, as the Bible says,"
+returned David, and then, rather more impressively, as if he were
+leading up to his conclusion, "it come along to a time when I was 'twixt
+thirteen an' fourteen. The' was a cirkis billed to show down here in
+Homeville, an' ev'ry barn an' shed fer miles around had pictures stuck
+onto 'em of el'phants, an' rhinoceroses, an' ev'ry animul that went into
+the ark; an' girls ridin' bareback an' jumpin' through hoops, an'
+fellers ridin' bareback an' turnin' summersets, an' doin' turnovers on
+swings; an' clowns gettin' hoss-whipped, an' ev'ry kind of a thing that
+could be pictered out; an' how the' was to be a grand percession at ten
+o'clock, 'ith golden chariots, an' scripteral allegories, an' the hull
+bus'nis; an' the gran' performance at two o'clock; admission twenty-five
+cents, children under twelve, at cetery, an' so forth. Wa'al, I hadn't
+no more idee o' goin' to that cirkis 'n I had o' flyin' to the moon, but
+the night before the show somethin' waked me 'bout twelve o'clock. I
+don't know how 't was. I'd ben helpin' mend fence all day, an' gen'ally
+I never knowed nothin' after my head struck the bed till mornin'. But
+that night, anyhow, somethin' waked me, an' I went an' looked out the
+windo', an' there was the hull thing goin' by the house. The' was more
+or less moon, an' I see the el'phant, an' the big wagins--the drivers
+kind o' noddin' over the dashboards--an' the chariots with canvas
+covers--I don't know how many of 'em--an' the cages of the tigers an'
+lions, an' all. Wa'al, I got up the next mornin' at sun-up an' done my
+chores; an' after breakfust I set off fer the ten-acre lot where I was
+mendin' fence. The ten-acre was the farthest off of any, Homeville way,
+an' I had my dinner in a tin pail so't I needn't lose no time goin'
+home at noon, an', as luck would have it, the' wa'n't nobody with me
+that mornin'. Wa'al, I got down to the lot an' set to work; but somehow
+I couldn't git that show out o' my head nohow. As I said, I hadn't no
+more notion of goin' to that cirkis 'n I had of kingdom come. I'd never
+had two shillin' of my own in my hull life. But the more I thought on't
+the uneasier I got. Somethin' seemed pullin' an' haulin' at me, an'
+fin'ly I gin in. I allowed I'd see that percession anyway if it took a
+leg, an' mebbe I c'd git back 'ithout nobody missin' me. 'T any rate,
+I'd take the chances of a lickin' jest once--fer that's what it
+meant--an' I up an' put fer the village lickity-cut. I done them four
+mile lively, I c'n tell ye, an' the stun-bruises never hurt me once.
+
+"When I got down to the village it seemed to me as if the hull
+population of Freeland County was there. I'd never seen so many folks
+together in my life, an' fer a spell it seemed to me as if ev'rybody was
+a-lookin' at me an' sayin', 'That's old Harum's boy Dave, playin'
+hookey,' an' I sneaked 'round dreadin' somebody 'd give me away; but I
+fin'ly found that nobody wa'n't payin' any attention to me--they was
+there to see the show, an' one red-headed boy more or less wa'n't no
+pertic'ler account. Wa'al, putty soon the percession hove in sight, an'
+the' was a reg'lar stampede among the boys, an' when it got by, I run
+an' ketched up with it agin, an' walked alongside the el'phant, tin pail
+an' all, till they fetched up inside the tent. Then I went off to one
+side--it must 'a' ben about 'leven or half-past, an' eat my dinner--I
+had a devourin' appetite--an' thought I'd jest walk round a spell, an'
+then light out fer home. But the' was so many things to see an'
+hear--all the side-show pictures of Fat Women, an' Livin' Skelitons; an'
+Wild Women of Madygasker, an' Wild Men of Borneo; an' snakes windin'
+round women's necks; hand-orgins; fellers that played the 'cordion, an'
+mouth-pipes, an' drum an' cymbals all to once, an' such like--that I
+fergot all about the time an' the ten-acre lot, an' the stun fence, an'
+fust I knowed the folks was makin' fer the ticket wagin, an' the band
+begun to play inside the tent. Be I taxin' your patience over the
+limit?" said David, breaking off in his story and addressing Mrs. Cullom
+more directly.
+
+"No, I guess not," she replied; "I was jest thinkin' of a circus I went
+to once," she added with an audible sigh.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, taking a last farewell of the end of his cigar,
+which he threw into the grate, "mebbe what's comin' 'll int'rest ye more
+'n the rest on't has. I was standin' gawpin' 'round, list'nin' to the
+band an' watchin' the folks git their tickets, when all of a suddin I
+felt a twitch at my hair--it had a way of workin' out of the holes in my
+old chip straw hat--an' somebody says to me, 'Wa'al, sonny, what you
+thinkin' of?' he says. I looked up, an' who do you s'pose it was? It was
+Billy P. Cullom! I knowed who he was, fer I'd seen him before, but of
+course he didn't know me. Yes, ma'am, it was Billy P., an' wa'n't he
+rigged out to kill!"
+
+The speaker paused and looked into the fire, smiling. The woman started
+forward facing him, and clasping her hands, cried, "My husband! What'd
+he have on?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David slowly and reminiscently, "near's I c'n remember, he
+had on a blue broad-cloth claw-hammer coat with flat gilt buttons, an'
+a double-breasted plaid velvet vest, an' pearl-gray pants, strapped down
+over his boots, which was of shiny leather, an' a high pointed collar
+an' blue stock with a pin in it (I remember wonderin' if it c'd be real
+gold), an' a yeller-white plug beaver hat."
+
+At the description of each article of attire Mrs. Cullom nodded her
+head, with her eyes fixed on David's face, and as he concluded she broke
+out breathlessly, "Oh, yes! Oh, yes! David, he wore them very same
+clo'es, an' he took me to that very same show that very same night!"
+There was in her face a look almost of awe, as if a sight of her
+long-buried past youth had been shown to her from a coffin.
+
+Neither spoke for a moment or two, and it was the widow who broke the
+silence. As David had conjectured, she was interested at last, and sat
+leaning forward with her hands clasped in her lap.
+
+"Well," she exclaimed, "ain't ye goin' on? What did he say to ye?"
+
+"Cert'nly, cert'nly," responded David, "I'll tell ye near 's I c'n
+remember, an' I c'n remember putty near. As I told ye, I felt a twitch
+at my hair, an' he said, 'What be you thinkin' about, sonny?' I looked
+up at him, an' looked away quick. 'I dunno,' I says, diggin' my big toe
+into the dust; an' then, I dunno how I got the spunk to, for I was shyer
+'n a rat, 'Guess I was thinkin' 'bout mendin' that fence up in the
+ten-acre lot's much's anythin',' I says.
+
+"'Ain't you goin' to the cirkis?' he says.
+
+"'I hain't got no money to go to cirkises,' I says, rubbin' the dusty
+toes o' one foot over t' other, 'nor nothin' else,' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'why don't you crawl under the canvas?'
+
+"That kind o' riled me, shy 's I was. 'I don't crawl under no canvases,'
+I says. 'If I can't go in same 's other folks, I'll stay out,' I says,
+lookin' square at him fer the fust time. He wa'n't exac'ly smilin', but
+the' was a look in his eyes that was the next thing to it."
+
+"Lordy me!" sighed Mrs. Cullom, as if to herself. "How well I can
+remember that look; jest as if he was laughin' at ye, an' wa'n't
+laughin' at ye, an' his arm around your neck!"
+
+David nodded in reminiscent sympathy, and rubbed his bald poll with the
+back of his hand.
+
+"Wa'al," interjected the widow.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, resuming, "he says to me, 'Would you like to go to
+the cirkis?' an' with that it occurred to me that I did want to go to
+that cirkis more'n anythin' I ever wanted to before--nor since, it seems
+to me. But I tell ye the truth, I was so far f'm expectin' to go't I
+really hadn't knowed I wanted to. I looked at him, an' then down agin,
+an' began tenderin' up a stun-bruise on one heel agin the other instep,
+an' all I says was, bein' so dum'd shy, 'I dunno,' I says. But I guess
+he seen in my face what my feelin's was, fer he kind o' laughed an'
+pulled out half-a-dollar an' says: 'D' you think you could git a couple
+o' tickits in that crowd? If you kin, I think I'll go myself, but I
+don't want to git my boots all dust,' he says. I allowed I c'd try; an'
+I guess them bare feet o' mine tore up the dust some gettin' over to the
+wagin. Wa'al, I had another scare gettin' the tickits, fer fear some one
+that knowed me 'd see me with a half-a-dollar, an' think I must 'a'
+stole the money. But I got 'em an' carried 'em back to him, an' he took
+'em an' put 'em in his vest pocket, an' handed me a ten-cent piece, an'
+says, 'Mebbe you'll want somethin' in the way of refreshments fer
+yourself an' mebbe the el'phant,' he says, an' walked off toward the
+tent; an' I stood stun still, lookin' after him. He got off about a rod
+or so an' stopped an' looked back. 'Ain't you comin'?' he says.
+
+"'Be I goin' with _you_?" I says.
+
+"'Why not?' he says, ''nless you'd ruther go alone,' an' he put his
+finger an' thumb into his vest pocket. Wa'al, ma'am, I looked at him a
+minute, with his shiny hat an' boots, an' fine clo'es, an' gold pin, an'
+thought of my ragged ole shirt, an' cotton pants, an' ole chip hat with
+the brim most gone, an' my tin pail an' all. 'I ain't fit to,' I says,
+ready to cry--an'--wa'al, he jest laughed, an' says, 'Nonsense,' he
+says, 'come along. A man needn't be ashamed of his workin' clo'es,' he
+says, an' I'm dum'd if he didn't take holt of my hand, an' in we went
+that way together."
+
+"How like him that was!" said the widow softly.
+
+"Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, I reckon it was," said David, nodding.
+
+"Wa'al," he went on after a little pause, "I was ready to sink into the
+ground with shyniss at fust, but that wore off some after a little, an'
+we two seen the hull show, I _tell_ ye. We walked 'round the cages, an'
+we fed the el'phant--that is, he bought the stuff an' I fed him. I
+'member--he, he, he!--'t he says, 'mind you git the right end,' he says,
+an' then we got a couple o' seats, an' the doin's begun."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+
+The widow was looking at David with shining eyes and devouring his
+words. All the years of trouble and sorrow and privation were wiped out,
+and she was back in the days of her girlhood. Ah, yes! how well she
+remembered him as he looked that very day--so handsome, so splendidly
+dressed, so debonair; and how proud she had been to sit by his side that
+night, observed and envied of all the village girls.
+
+"I ain't goin' to go over the hull show," proceeded David, "well 's I
+remember it. The' didn't nothin' git away from me that afternoon, an'
+once I come near to stickin' a piece o' gingerbread into my ear 'stid o'
+my mouth. I had my ten-cent piece that Billy P. give me, but he wouldn't
+let me buy nothin'; an' when the gingerbread man come along he says,
+'Air ye hungry, Dave? (I'd told him my name), air ye hungry?' Wa'al, I
+was a growin' boy, an' I was hungry putty much all the time. He bought
+two big squares an' gin me one, an' when I'd swallered it, he says,
+'Guess you better tackle this one too,' he says, 'I've dined.' I didn't
+exac'ly know what 'dined' meant, but--he, he, he, he!--I tackled it,"
+and David smacked his lips in memory.
+
+"Wa'al," he went on, "we done the hull programmy--gingerbread,
+lemonade--_pink_ lemonade, an' he took some o' that--pop corn, peanuts,
+pep'mint candy, cin'mun candy--scat my ----! an' he payin' fer
+ev'rythin'--I thought he was jest made o' money! An' I remember how we
+talked about all the doin's; the ridin', an' jumpin', an' summersettin',
+an' all--fer he'd got all the shyniss out of me for the time--an' once I
+looked up at him, an' he looked down at me with that curious look in his
+eyes an' put his hand on my shoulder. Wa'al, now, I tell ye, I had a
+queer, crinkly feelin' go up an' down my back, an' I like to up an'
+cried."
+
+"Dave," said the widow, "I kin see you two as if you was settin' there
+front of me. He was alwus like that. Oh, my! Oh, my! David," she added
+solemnly, while two tears rolled slowly down her wrinkled face, "we
+lived together, husban' an' wife, fer seven year, an' he never give me a
+cross word."
+
+"I don't doubt it a mossel," said David simply, leaning over and poking
+the fire, which operation kept his face out of her sight and was
+prolonged rather unduly. Finally he straightened up and, blowing his
+nose as it were a trumpet, said:
+
+"Wa'al, the cirkis fin'ly come to an end, an' the crowd hustled to git
+out 's if they was afraid the tent 'd come down on 'em. I got kind o'
+mixed up in 'em, an' somebody tried to git my tin pail, or I thought he
+did, an' the upshot was that I lost sight o' Billy P., an' couldn't make
+out to ketch a glimpse of him nowhere. An' _then_ I kind o' come down to
+earth, kerchug! It was five o'clock, an' I had better 'n four mile to
+walk--mostly up hill--an' if I knowed anything 'bout the old man, an' I
+thought I _did_, I had the all-firedist lickin' ahead of me 't I'd ever
+got, an' that was sayin' a good deal. But, boy 's I was, I had grit
+enough to allow 't was wuth it, an' off I put."
+
+"Did he lick ye much?" inqured Mrs. Cullom anxiously.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "he done his best. He was layin' fer me when I
+struck the front gate--I knowed it wa'n't no use to try the back door,
+an' he took me by the ear--most pulled it off--an' marched me off to the
+barn shed without a word. I never see him so mad. Seemed like he
+couldn't speak fer a while, but fin'ly he says, 'Where you ben all day?'
+
+"'Down t' the village,' I says.
+
+"'What you ben up to down there?' he says.
+
+"'Went to the cirkis,' I says, thinkin' I might 's well make a clean
+breast on't.
+
+"'Where 'd you git the money?' he says.
+
+"'Mr. Cullom took me,' I says.
+
+"'You lie,' he says. 'You stole the money somewheres, an' I'll trounce
+it out of ye, if I kill ye,' he says.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, twisting his shoulders in recollection, "I won't
+harrer up your feelin's. 'S I told you, he done his best. I was willin'
+to quit long 'fore he was. Fact was, he overdone it a little, an' he had
+to throw water in my face 'fore he got through; an' he done that as
+thorough as the other thing. I was somethin' like a chickin jest out o'
+the cistern. I crawled off to bed the best I could, but I didn't lay on
+my back fer a good spell, I c'n tell ye."
+
+"You poor little critter," exclaimed Mrs. Cullom sympathetically. "You
+poor little critter!"
+
+"'T was more'n wuth it, Mis' Cullom," said David emphatically. "I'd had
+the most enjoy'ble day, I might say the only enjoy'ble day, 't I'd ever
+had in my hull life, an' I hain't never fergot it. I got over the
+lickin' in course of time, but I've ben enjoyin' that cirkis fer forty
+year. The' wa'n't but one thing to hender, an' that's this, that I
+hain't never ben able to remember--an' to this day I lay awake nights
+tryin' to--that I said 'Thank ye' to Billy P., an' I never seen him
+after that day."
+
+"How's that?" asked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Wa'al," was the reply, "that day was the turnin' point with me. The
+next night I lit out with what duds I c'd git together, an' as much grub
+'s I could pack in that tin pail; an' the next time I see the old house
+on Buxton Hill the' hadn't ben no Harums in it fer years."
+
+Here David rose from his chair, yawned and stretched himself, and stood
+with his back to the fire. The widow looked up anxiously into his face.
+"Is that all?" she asked after a while.
+
+"Wa'al, it is an' it ain't. I've got through yarnin' about Dave Harum at
+any rate, an' mebbe we'd better have a little confab on your matters,
+seein' 't I've got you 'way up here such a mornin' 's this. I gen'ally
+do bus'nis fust an' talkin' afterward," he added, "but I kind o' got to
+goin' an' kept on this time."
+
+He put his hand into the breast pocket of his coat and took out three
+papers, which he shuffled in review as if to verify their identity, and
+then held them in one hand, tapping them softly upon the palm of the
+other, as if at a loss how to begin. The widow sat with her eyes
+fastened upon the papers, trembling with nervous apprehension.
+Presently he broke the silence.
+
+"About this here morgidge o' your'n," he said, "I sent ye word that I
+wanted to close the matter up, an' seein' 't you're here an' come fer
+that purpose, I guess we'd better make a job on't. The' ain't no time
+like the present, as the sayin' is."
+
+"I s'pose it'll hev to be as you say," said the widow in a shaking
+voice.
+
+"Mis' Cullom," said David solemnly, "_you_ know, an' I know, that I've
+got the repitation of bein' a hard, graspin', schemin' man. Mebbe I be.
+Mebbe I've ben hard done by all my hull life, an' have had to be; an'
+mebbe, now 't I've got ahead some, it's got to be second nature, an' I
+can't seem to help it. 'Bus'nis is bus'nis' ain't part of the golden
+rule, I allow, but the way it gen'ally runs, fur 's I've found out, is,
+'Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, an' do it
+fust.' But, if you want to keep this thing a-runnin' as it's goin' on
+now fer a spell longer, say one year, or two, or even three, you may,
+only I've got somethin' to say to ye 'fore ye elect."
+
+"Wa'al," said the poor woman, "I expect it 'd only be pilin' up wrath
+agin' the day o' wrath. I can't pay the int'rist now without starvin',
+an' I hain't got no one to bid in the prop'ty fer me if it was to be
+sold."
+
+"Mis' Cullom," said David, "I said I'd got somethin' more to tell ye,
+an' if, when I git through, you don't think I've treated you right,
+includin' this mornin's confab, I hope you'll fergive me. It's this, an'
+I'm the only person livin' that 's knowin' to it, an' in fact I may say
+that I'm the only person that ever was really knowin' to it. It was
+before you was married, an' I'm sure he never told ye, fer I don't doubt
+he fergot all about it, but your husband, Billy P. Cullom, that was,
+made a small investment once on a time, yes, ma'am, he did, an' in his
+kind of careless way it jest slipped his mind. The amount of cap'tal he
+put in wa'n't large, but the rate of int'rist was uncommon high. Now, he
+never drawed no dividends on't, an' they've ben 'cumulatin' fer forty
+year, more or less, at compound int'rist."
+
+The widow started forward, as if to rise from her seat. David put his
+hand out gently and said, "Jest a minute, Mis' Cullom, jest a minute,
+till I git through. Part o' that cap'tal," he resumed, "consistin' of a
+quarter an' some odd cents, was invested in the cirkis bus'nis, an' the
+rest on't--the cap'tal, an' all the cash cap'tal that I started in
+bus'nis with--was the ten cents your husband give me that day, an'
+here," said David, striking the papers in his left hand with the back of
+his right, "_here_ is the _dividends_! This here second morgidge, not
+bein' on record, may jest as well go onto the fire--it's gettin'
+low--an' here's a satisfaction piece which I'm goin' to execute now,
+that'll clear the thousan' dollar one. Come in here, John," he called
+out.
+
+The widow stared at David for a moment speechless, but as the
+significance of his words dawned upon her, the blood flushed darkly in
+her face. She sprang to her feet and, throwing up her arms, cried out:
+"My Lord! My Lord! Dave! Dave Harum! Is it true?--tell me it's true! You
+ain't foolin' me, air ye, Dave? You wouldn't fool a poor old woman that
+never done ye no harm, nor said a mean word agin ye, would ye? Is it
+true? an' is my place clear? an' I don't owe nobody anythin'--I mean, no
+money? Tell it agin. Oh, tell it agin! Oh, Dave! it's too good to be
+true! Oh! Oh! Oh, _my_! an' here I be cryin' like a great baby, an',
+an'"--fumbling in her pocket--"I do believe I hain't got no
+hank'chif--Oh, thank ye," to John; "I'll do it up an' send it back
+to-morrer. Oh, what made ye do it, Dave?"
+
+"Set right down an' take it easy, Mis' Cullom," said David soothingly,
+putting his hands on her shoulders and gently pushing her back into her
+chair. "Set right down an' take it easy.--Yes," to John, "I acknowledge
+that I signed that."
+
+He turned to the widow, who sat wiping her eyes with John's
+handkerchief.
+
+"Yes, ma'am," he said, "It's as true as anythin' kin be. I wouldn't no
+more fool ye, ye know I wouldn't, don't ye? than I'd--jerk a hoss," he
+asseverated. "Your place is clear now, an' by this time to-morro' the'
+won't be the scratch of a pen agin it. I'll send the satisfaction over
+fer record fust thing in the mornin'."
+
+"But, Dave," protested the widow, "I s'pose ye know what you're
+doin'--?"
+
+"Yes," he interposed, "I cal'late I do, putty near. You ast me why I
+done it, an' I'll tell ye if ye want to know. I'm payin' off an old
+score, an' gettin' off cheap, too. That's what I'm doin'! I thought I'd
+hinted up to it putty plain, seein' 't I've talked till my jaws ache;
+but I'll sum it up to ye if you like."
+
+He stood with his feet aggressively wide apart, one hand in his
+trousers pocket, and holding in the other the "morgidge," which he waved
+from time to time in emphasis.
+
+"You c'n estimate, I reckon," he began, "what kind of a bringin'-up I
+had, an' what a poor, mis'able, God-fersaken, scairt-to-death little
+forlorn critter I was; put upon, an' snubbed, an' jawed at till I'd come
+to believe myself--what was rubbed into me the hull time--that I was the
+most all-'round no-account animul that was ever made out o' dust, an'
+wa'n't ever likely to be no diff'rent. Lookin' back, it seems to me
+that--exceptin' of Polly--I never had a kind word said to me, nor a
+day's fun. Your husband, Billy P. Cullom, was the fust man that ever
+treated me human up to that time. He give me the only enjoy'ble time 't
+I'd ever had, an' I don't know 't anythin' 's ever equaled it since. He
+spent money on me, an' he give me money to spend--that had never had a
+cent to call my own--_an'_, Mis' Cullom, he took me by the hand, an' he
+talked to me, an' he gin me the fust notion 't I'd ever had that mebbe I
+wa'n't only the scum o' the earth, as I'd ben teached to believe. I told
+ye that that day was the turnin' point of my life. Wa'al, it wa'n't the
+lickin' I got, though that had somethin' to do with it, but I'd never
+have had the spunk to run away's I did if it hadn't ben for the
+heartenin' Billy P. gin me, an' never knowed it, an' never knowed it,"
+he repeated mournfully. "I alwus allowed to pay some o' that debt back
+to him, but seein' 's I can't do that, Mis' Cullom, I'm glad an'
+thankful to pay it to his widdo'."
+
+"Mebbe he knows, Dave," said Mrs. Cullom softly.
+
+"Mebbe he does," assented David in a low voice.
+
+Neither spoke for a time, and then the widow said: "David, I can't thank
+ye 's I ought ter--I don't know how--but I'll pray for ye night an'
+mornin' 's long 's I got breath. An', Dave," she added humbly, "I want
+to take back what I said about the Lord's providin'."
+
+She sat a moment, lost in her thoughts, and then exclaimed, "Oh, it
+don't seem 's if I c'd wait to write to Charley!"
+
+"I've wrote to Charley," said David, "an' told him to sell out there an'
+come home, an' to draw on me fer any balance he needed to move him. I've
+got somethin' in my eye that'll be easier an' better payin' than
+fightin' grasshoppers an' drought in Kansas."
+
+"Dave Harum!" cried the widow, rising to her feet, "you ought to 'a' ben
+a king!"
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I don't know much about the kingin'
+bus'nis, but I guess a cloth cap 'n' a hoss whip 's more 'n my line than
+a crown an' scepter. An' now," he added, "'s we've got through 'th our
+bus'nis, s'pose you step over to the house an' see Polly. She's
+expectin' on ye to dinner. Oh, yes," replying to the look of deprecation
+in her face as she viewed her shabby frock, "you an' Polly c'n prink up
+some if you want to, but we can't take 'No' fer an answer Chris'mus day,
+clo'es or no clo'es."
+
+"I'd really like ter," said Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"All right then," said David cheerfully. "The path is swep' by this
+time, I guess, an' I'll see ye later. Oh, by the way," he exclaimed,
+"the's somethin' I fergot. I want to make you a proposition, ruther an
+onusual one, but seein' ev'rythin' is as 't is, perhaps you'll consider
+it."
+
+"Dave," declared the widow, "if I could, an' you ast for it, I'd give ye
+anythin' on the face o' this mortal globe!"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, nodding and smiling, "I thought that mebbe, long 's
+you got the int'rist of that investment we ben talkin' about, you'd let
+me keep what's left of the princ'pal. Would ye like to see it?"
+
+Mrs. Cullom looked at him with a puzzled expression without replying.
+
+David took from his pocket a large wallet, secured by a strap, and,
+opening it, extracted something enveloped in much faded brown paper.
+Unfolding this, he displayed upon his broad fat palm an old silver dime
+black with age.
+
+"There's the cap'tal," he said.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+
+John walked to the front door with Mrs. Cullom, but she declined with
+such evident sincerity his offer to carry her bundle to the house that
+he let her out of the office and returned to the back room. David was
+sitting before the fire, leaning back in his chair with his hands thrust
+deep in his trousers pockets. He looked up as John entered and said,
+"Draw up a chair."
+
+John brought a chair and stood by the side of it while he said, "I want
+to thank you for the Christmas remembrance, which pleased and touched me
+very deeply; and," he added diffidently, "I want to say how mortified I
+am--in fact, I want to apologize for--"
+
+"Regrettin'?" interrupted David with a motion of his hand toward the
+chair and a smile of great amusement. "Sho, sho! Se' down, se' down.
+I'm glad you found somethin' in your stockin' if it pleased ye, an' as
+fur's that regret o' your'n was concerned--wa'al--wa'al, I liked ye all
+the better for't, I did fer a fact. He, he, he! Appearances was ruther
+agin me, wasn't they, the way I told it."
+
+"Nevertheless," said John, seating himself, "I ought not to have--that
+is to say, I ought to have known--"
+
+"How could ye," David broke in, "When I as good as told ye I was
+cal'latin' to rob the old lady? He, he, he, he! Scat my ----! Your face
+was a picture when I told ye to write that note, though I reckon you
+didn't know I noticed it."
+
+John laughed and said, "You have been very generous all through, Mr.
+Harum."
+
+"Nothin' to brag on," he replied, "nothin' to brag on. Fur 's Mis'
+Cullom's matter was concerned, 't was as I said, jest payin' off an old
+score; an' as fur 's your stockin', it's really putty much the same.
+I'll allow you've earned it, if it'll set any easier on your stomach."
+
+"I can't say that I have been overworked," said John with a slight
+laugh.
+
+"Mebbe not," rejoined David, "but you hain't ben overpaid neither, an' I
+want ye to be satisfied. Fact is," he continued, "my gettin' you up here
+was putty consid'able of an experiment, but I ben watchin' ye putty
+close, an' I'm more'n satisfied. Mebbe Timson c'd beat ye at figurin'
+an' countin' money when you fust come, an' knowed more about the
+pertic'ler points of the office, but outside of that he was the biggist
+dumb-head I ever see, an' you know how he left things. He hadn't no
+tack, fer one thing. Outside of summin' up figures an' countin' money he
+had a faculty fer gettin' things t'other-end to that beat all. I'd tell
+him a thing, an' explain it to him two three times over, an' he'd say
+'Yes, yes,' an', scat my ----! when it came to carryin' on't out, he
+hadn't sensed it a mite--jest got it which-end-t'other. An talk! Wa'al,
+I think it must 'a' ben a kind of disease with him. He really didn't
+mean no harm, mebbe, but he couldn't no more help lettin' out anythin'
+he knowed, or thought he knowed, than a settin' hen c'n help settin'.
+He kep' me on tenter-hooks the hull endurin' time."
+
+"I should say he was honest enough, was he not?" said John.
+
+"Oh, yes," replied David with a touch of scorn, "he was honest enough
+fur 's money matters was concerned; but he hadn't no tack, nor no sense,
+an' many a time he done more mischief with his gibble-gabble than if
+he'd took fifty dollars out an' out. Fact is," said David, "the kind of
+honesty that won't actually steal 's a kind of fool honesty that's
+common enough; but the kind that keeps a feller's mouth shut when he
+hadn't ought to talk 's about the scurcest thing goin'. I'll jest tell
+ye, fer example, the last mess he made. You know Purse, that keeps the
+gen'ral store? Wa'al, he come to me some months ago, on the quiet, an'
+said that he wanted to borro' five hunderd. He didn't want to git no
+indorser, but he'd show me his books an' give me a statement an' a
+chattel morgidge fer six months. He didn't want nobody to know 't he was
+anyway pushed fer money because he wanted to git some extensions, an' so
+on. I made up my mind it was all right, an' I done it. Wa'al, about a
+month or so after he come to me with tears in his eyes, as ye might say,
+an' says, 'I got somethin' I want to show ye,' an' handed out a letter
+from the house in New York he had some of his biggist dealin's with,
+tellin' him that they regretted"--here David gave John a nudge--"that
+they couldn't give him the extensions he ast for, an' that his paper
+must be paid as it fell due--some twelve hunderd dollars. 'Somebody 's
+leaked,' he says, 'an' they've heard of that morgidge, an' I'm in a
+putty scrape,' he says.
+
+"'H'm'm,' I says, 'what makes ye think so?'
+
+"'Can't be nothin' else,' he says; 'I've dealt with them people fer
+years an' never ast fer nothin' but what I got it, an' now to have 'em
+round up on me like this, it can't be nothin' but what they've got wind
+o' that chattel morgidge,' he says.
+
+"'H'm'm,' I says. 'Any o' their people ben up here lately?' I says.
+
+"'That's jest it,' he says. 'One o' their travellin' men was up here
+last week, an' he come in in the afternoon as chipper as you please,
+wantin' to sell me a bill o' goods, an' I put him off, sayin' that I had
+a putty big stock, an' so on, an' he said he'd see me agin in the
+mornin'--you know that sort of talk,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'did he come in?'
+
+"'No,' says Purse, 'he didn't. I never set eyes on him agin, an' more'n
+that,' he says, 'he took the first train in the mornin', an' now,' he
+says, 'I expect I'll have ev'ry last man I owe anythin' to buzzin'
+'round my ears.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I see about how the land lays, an' I reckon
+you ain't fur out about the morgidge bein' at the bottom on't, an' the'
+ain't no way it c'd 'a' leaked out 'ceptin' through that dum'd
+chuckle-head of a Timson. But this is the way it looks to me--you hain't
+heard nothin' in the village, have ye?' I says.
+
+"'No,' he says. 'Not _yit_,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al, ye won't, I don't believe,' I says, 'an' as fur as that drummer
+is concerned, you c'n bet,' I says, 'that he didn't nor won't let on to
+nobody but his own folks--not till _his_ bus'nis is squared up, an'
+more 'n that,' I says, 'seein' that your trouble 's ben made ye by one
+o' my help, I don't see but what I'll have to see ye through,' I says.
+'You jest give me the address of the New York parties, an' tell me what
+you want done, an' I reckon I c'n fix the thing so 't they won't bother
+ye. I don't believe,' I says, 'that anybody else knows anythin' yet, an'
+I'll shut up Timson's yawp so 's it'll stay shut.'"
+
+"How did the matter come out?" asked John, "and what did Purse say?"
+
+"Oh," replied David, "Purse went off head up an' tail up. He said he was
+everlastin'ly obliged to me, an'--he, he, he!--he said 't was more 'n he
+expected. You see I charged him what I thought was right on the 'rig'nal
+deal, an' he squimmidged some, an' I reckon he allowed to be putty well
+bled if I took holt agin; but I done as I agreed on the extension
+bus'nis, an' I'm on his paper for twelve hunderd fer nothin', jest
+because that nikum-noddy of a Timson let that drummer bamboozle him into
+talkin'. I found out the hull thing, an' the very day I wrote to the New
+York fellers fer Purse, I wrote to Gen'ral Wolsey to find me somebody to
+take Timson's place. I allowed I'd ruther have somebody that didn't know
+nobody, than such a clackin' ole he-hen as Chet."
+
+"I should have said that it was rather a hazardous thing to do," said
+John, "to put a total stranger like me into what is rather a
+confidential position, as well as a responsible one."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "in the fust place I knew that the Gen'ral wouldn't
+recommend no dead-beat nor no skin, an' I allowed that if the raw
+material was O.K., I could break it in; an' if it wa'n't I should find
+it out putty quick. Like a young hoss," he remarked, "if he's sound an'
+kind, an' got gumption, I'd sooner break him in myself 'n not--fur's my
+use goes--an' if I can't, nobody can, an' I get rid on him. You
+understand?"
+
+"Yes," said John with a smile.
+
+"Wa'al," continued David, "I liked your letter, an' when you come I
+liked your looks. Of course I couldn't tell jest how you'd take holt,
+nor if you an' me 'd hitch. An' then agin, I didn't know whether you
+could stan' it here after livin' in a city all your life. I watched ye
+putty close--closter 'n you knowed of, I guess. I seen right off that
+you was goin' to fill your collar, fur's the work was concerned, an'
+though you didn't know nobody much, an' couldn't have no amusement to
+speak on, you didn't mope nor sulk, an' what's more--though I know I
+advised ye to stay there fer a spell longer when you spoke about
+boardin' somewhere else--I know what the Eagle tavern is in winter;
+summer, too, fer that matter, though it's a little better then, an' I
+allowed that air test 'd be final. He, he, he! Putty rough, ain't it?"
+
+"It is, rather," said John, laughing. "I'm afraid my endurance is pretty
+well at an end. Elright's wife is ill, and the fact is, that since day
+before yesterday I have been living on what I could buy at the
+grocery--crackers, cheese, salt fish, canned goods, _et cetera_."
+
+"Scat my ----!" cried David. "Wa'al! Wa'al! That's too dum'd bad! Why on
+earth--why, you must be _hungry_! Wa'al, you won't have to eat no salt
+herrin' to-day, because Polly 'n I are expectin' ye to dinner."
+
+Two or three times during the conversation David had gone to the window
+overlooking his lawn and looked out with a general air of observing the
+weather, and at this point he did so again, coming back to his seat with
+a look of satisfaction, for which there was, to John, no obvious reason.
+He sat for a moment without speaking, and then, looking at his watch,
+said: "Wa'al, dinner 's at one o'clock, an' Polly's a great one fer
+bein' on time. Guess I'll go out an' have another look at that pesky
+colt. You better go over to the house 'bout quarter to one, an' you c'n
+make your t'ilet over there. I'm 'fraid if you go over to the Eagle
+it'll spoil your appetite. She'd think it might, anyway."
+
+So David departed to see the colt, and John got out some of the books
+and busied himself with them until the time to present himself at
+David's house.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+
+"Why, Mis' Cullom, I'm real glad to see ye. Come right in," said Mrs.
+Bixbee as she drew the widow into the "wing settin' room," and proceeded
+to relieve her of her wraps and her bundle. "Set right here by the fire
+while I take these things of your'n into the kitchen to dry 'em out.
+I'll be right back"; and she bustled out of the room. When she came back
+Mrs. Cullom was sitting with her hands in her lap, and there was in her
+eyes an expression of smiling peace that was good to see.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee drew up a chair, and seating herself, said: "Wa'al, I don't
+know when I've seen ye to git a chance to speak to ye, an' I was real
+pleased when David said you was goin' to be here to dinner. An' my! how
+well, you're lookin'--more like Cynthy Sweetland than I've seen ye fer I
+don't know when; an' yet," she added, looking curiously at her guest,
+"you 'pear somehow as if you'd ben cryin'."
+
+"You're real kind, I'm sure," responded Mrs. Cullom, replying to the
+other's welcome and remarks _seriatim_; "I guess, though, I don't look
+much like Cynthy Sweetland, if I do feel twenty years younger 'n I did a
+while ago; an' I have ben cryin', I allow, but not fer sorro', Polly
+Harum," she exclaimed, giving the other her maiden name. "Your brother
+Dave comes putty nigh to bein' an angel!"
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee with a twinkle, "I reckon Dave might hev to
+be fixed up some afore he come out in that pertic'ler shape, but," she
+added impressively, "es fur as bein' a _man_ goes, he's 'bout 's good 's
+they make 'em. I know folks thinks he's a hard bargainer, an'
+close-fisted, an' some on 'em that ain't fit to lick up his tracks says
+more'n that. He's got his own ways, I'll allow, but down at bottom, an'
+all through, I know the' ain't no better man livin'. No, ma'am, the'
+ain't, an' what he's ben to me, Cynthy Cullom, nobody knows but
+me--an'--an'--mebbe the Lord--though I hev seen the time," she said
+tentatively, "when it seemed to me 't I knowed more about my affairs 'n
+He did," and she looked doubtfully at her companion, who had been
+following her with affirmative and sympathetic nods, and now drew her
+chair a little closer, and said softly: "Yes, yes, I know. I ben putty
+doubtful an' rebellious myself a good many times, but seems now as if He
+had had me in His mercy all the time." Here Aunt Polly's sense of humor
+asserted itself. "What's Dave ben up to now?" she asked.
+
+And then the widow told her story, with tears and smiles, and the keen
+enjoyment which we all have in talking about ourselves to a sympathetic
+listener like Aunt Polly, whose interjections pointed and illuminated
+the narrative. When it was finished she leaned forward and kissed Mrs.
+Cullom on the cheek.
+
+"I can't tell ye how glad I be for ye," she said; "but if I'd known that
+David held that morgidge, I could hev told ye ye needn't hev worried
+yourself a mite. He wouldn't never have taken your prop'ty, more'n he'd
+rob a hen-roost. But he done the thing his own way--kind o' fetched it
+round fer a Merry Chris'mus, didn't he? Curious," she said reflectively,
+after a momentary pause, "how he lays up things about his childhood,"
+and then, with a searching look at the Widow Cullom, "you didn't let on,
+an' I didn't ask ye, but of course you've heard the things that some
+folks says of him, an' natchally they got some holt on your mind.
+There's that story about 'Lish, over to Whitcom--you heard somethin'
+about that, didn't ye?"
+
+"Yes," admitted the widow, "I heard somethin' of it, I s'pose."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mrs. Bixbee, "you never heard the hull story, ner anybody
+else really, but I'm goin' to tell it to ye--"
+
+"Yes," said Mrs. Cullom assentingly.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee sat up straight in her chair with her hands on her knees and
+an air of one who would see justice done.
+
+"'Lish Harum," she began, "wa'n't only half-brother to Dave. He was
+hull-brother to me, though, but notwithstandin' that, I will say that a
+meaner boy, a meaner growin' man, an' a meaner man never walked the
+earth. He wa'n't satisfied to git the best piece an' the biggist
+piece--he hated to hev any one else git anythin' at all. I don't believe
+he ever laughed in his life, except over some kind o' suff'rin'--man or
+beast--an' what'd tickle him the most was to be the means on't. He took
+pertic'ler delight in abusin' an' tormentin' Dave, an' the poor little
+critter was jest as 'fraid as death of him, an' good reason. Father was
+awful hard, but he didn't go out of his way; but 'Lish never let no
+chance slip. Wa'al, I ain't goin' to give you the hull fam'ly hist'ry,
+an' I've got to go into the kitchen fer a while 'fore dinner, but what I
+started out fer 's this: 'Lish fin'ly settled over to Whitcom."
+
+"Did he ever git married?" interrupted Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he got married when he was past forty.
+It's curious," she remarked, in passing, "but it don't seem as if the'
+was ever yit a man so mean but he c'd find some woman was fool enough to
+marry him, an' she was a putty decent sort of a woman too, f'm all
+accounts, an' good lookin'. Wa'al, she stood him six or seven year, an'
+then she run off."
+
+"With another man?" queried the widow in an awed voice. Aunt Polly
+nodded assent with compressed lips.
+
+"Yes'm," she went on, "she left him an' went out West somewhere, an'
+that was the last of _her_; an' when her two boys got old enough to look
+after themselves a little, they quit him too, an' they wa'n't no way
+growed up neither. Wa'al, the long an' the short on't was that 'Lish got
+goin' down hill ev'ry way, health an' all, till he hadn't nothin' left
+but his disposition, an' fairly got onter the town. The' wa'n't nothin'
+for it but to send him to the county house, onless somebody 'd s'port
+him. Wa'al, the committee knew Dave was his brother, an' one on 'em come
+to see him to see if he'd come forwud an' help out, an' he seen Dave
+right here in this room, an' Dave made me stay an' hear the hull thing.
+Man's name was Smith, I remember, a peaked little man with long chin
+whiskers that he kep' clawin' at with his fingers. Dave let him tell
+his story, an' he didn't say nothin' fer a minute or two, an' then he
+says, 'What made ye come to me?' he says. 'Did he send ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'when it was clear that he couldn't do nuthin', we
+ast him if the' wa'n't nobody could put up fer him, an' he said you was
+his brother, an' well off, an' hadn't ought to let him go t' the
+poorhouse.'
+
+"'He said that, did he?' says Dave.
+
+"'Amountin' to that,' says Smith.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Dave, 'it's a good many years sence I see 'Lish, an'
+mebbe you know him better 'n I do. You known him some time, eh?'
+
+"'Quite a number o' years,' says Smith.
+
+"'What sort of a feller was he,' says Dave, 'when he was somebody? Putty
+good feller? good citizen? good neighber? lib'ral? kind to his fam'ly?
+ev'rybody like him? gen'ally pop'lar, an' all that?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, wigglin' in his chair an' pullin' out his whiskers
+three four hairs to a time, 'I guess he come some short of all that.'
+
+"'E'umph!' says Dave, 'I guess he did! Now, honest,' he says, '_is_ the'
+man, woman, or child in Whitcom that knows 'Lish Harum that's got a good
+word fer him? or ever knowed of his doin' or sayin' anythin' that hadn't
+got a mean side to it some way? Didn't he drive his wife off, out an'
+out? an' didn't his two boys hev to quit him soon 's they could travel?
+_An'_,' says Dave, 'if any one was to ask you to figure out a pattern of
+the meanist human skunk you was capable of thinkin' of, wouldn't
+it--honest, now!' Dave says, 'honest, now--wouldn't it be 's near like
+'Lish Harum as one buckshot 's like another?'"
+
+"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom. "What did Mr. Smith say to that?"
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "he didn't say nuthin' at fust, not in so
+many words. He sot fer a minute clawin' away at his whiskers--an' he'd
+got both hands into 'em by that time--an' then he made a move as if he
+gin the hull thing up an' was goin'. Dave set lookin' at him, an' then
+he says, 'You ain't goin', air ye?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, 'feelin' 's you do, I guess my arrant here ain't
+goin' t' amount to nothin', an' I may 's well.'
+
+"'No, you set still a minute,' says Dave. 'If you'll answer my question
+honest an' square, I've got sunthin' more to say to ye. Come, now,' he
+says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Smith, with a kind of give-it-up sort of a grin, 'I guess
+you sized him up about right. I didn't come to see you on 'Lish Harum's
+account. I come fer the town of Whitcom.' An' then he spunked up some
+an' says, 'I don't give a darn,' he says, 'what comes of 'Lish, an' I
+don't know nobody as does, fur's he's person'ly concerned; but he's got
+to be a town charge less 'n you take 'm off our hands.'
+
+"Dave turned to me an' says, jest as if he meant it, 'How 'd you like to
+have him here, Polly?'
+
+"'Dave Harum!' I says, 'what be you thinkin' of, seein' what he is, an'
+alwus was, an' how he alwus treated you? Lord sakes!' I says, 'you ain't
+thinkin' of it!'
+
+"'Not much,' he says, with an ugly kind of a smile, such as I never see
+in his face before, 'not much! Not under this roof, or any roof of
+mine, if it wa'n't more'n my cow stable--an',' he says, turnin' to
+Smith, 'this is what I want to say to you: You've done all right. I
+hain't no fault to find with you. But I want you to go back an' say to
+'Lish Harum that you've seen me, an' that I told you that not one cent
+of my money nor one mossel o' my food would ever go to keep him alive
+one minute of time; that if I had an empty hogpen I wouldn't let him
+sleep in't overnight, much less to bunk in with a decent hog. You tell
+him that I said the poorhouse was his proper dwellin', barrin' the jail,
+an' that it 'd have to be a dum'd sight poorer house 'n I ever heard of
+not to be a thousan' times too good fer him.'"
+
+"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom again. "I can't really 'magine it of Dave."
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "I told ye how set he is on his young
+days, an' nobody knows how cruel mean 'Lish used to be to him; but I
+never see it come out of him so ugly before, though I didn't blame him a
+mite. But I hain't told ye the upshot: 'Now,' he says to Smith, who set
+with his mouth gappin' open, 'you understand how I feel about the
+feller, an' I've got good reason for it. I want you to promise me that
+you'll say to him, word fer word, jest what I've said to you about him,
+an' I'll do this: You folks send him to the poorhouse, an' let him git
+jest what the rest on 'em gits--no more an' no less--as long 's he
+lives. When he dies you git him the tightest coffin you kin buy, to keep
+him f'm spilin' the earth as long as may be, an' then you send me the
+hull bill. But this has got to be between you an' me only. You c'n tell
+the rest of the committee what you like, _but_ if you ever tell a
+livin' soul about this here understandin', an' I find it out, I'll never
+pay one cent, an' you'll be to blame. I'm willin', on them terms, to
+stan' between the town of Whitcom an' harm; but fer 'Lish Harum, not one
+sumarkee! Is it a barg'in?' Dave says.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' says Smith, puttin' out his hand. 'An' I guess,' he says,
+'f'm all 't I c'n gather, thet you're doin' all 't we could expect, an'
+more too,' an' off he put."
+
+"How 'd it come out?" asked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"'Lish lived about two year," replied Aunt Polly, "an' Dave done as he
+agreed, but even then when he come to settle up, he told Smith he didn't
+want no more said about it 'n could be helped."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mrs. Cullom, "it seems to me as if David did take care on
+him after all, fur 's spendin' money was concerned."
+
+"That's the way it looks to me," said Mrs. Bixbee, "but David likes to
+think t'other. He meant to be awful mean, an' he was--as mean as he
+could--but the fact is, he didn't reelly know how. My sakes! Cynthy
+(looking at the clock), I'll hev to excuse myself fer a spell. Ef you
+want to do any fixin' up 'fore dinner, jest step into my bedroom. I've
+laid some things out on the bed, if you should happen to want any of
+'em," and she hurried out of the room.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+
+David's house stood about a hundred feet back from the street, facing
+the east. The main body of the house was of two stories (through which
+ran a deep bay in front), with mansard roof. On the south of the main
+body of the house were two stories of the "wing," in which were the
+"settin' room," Aunt Polly's room, and, above, David's quarters. Ten
+minutes or so before one o'clock John rang the bell at the front door.
+
+"Sairy's busy," said Mrs. Bixbee apologetically as she let him in, "an'
+so I come to the door myself."
+
+"Thank you very much," said John. "Mr. Harum told me to come over a
+little before one, but perhaps I ought to have waited a few minutes
+longer."
+
+"No, it's all right," she replied, "for mebbe you'd like to wash an' fix
+up 'fore dinner, so I'll jest show ye where to," and she led the way
+upstairs and into the "front parlor bedroom."
+
+"There," she said, "make yourself comf'table, an' dinner 'll be ready in
+about ten minutes."
+
+For a moment John mentally rubbed his eyes. Then he turned and caught
+both of Mrs. Bixbee's hands and looked at her, speechless. When he
+found words he said: "I don't know what to say, nor how to thank you
+properly. I don't believe you know how kind this is."
+
+"Don't say nothin' about it," she protested, but with a look of great
+satisfaction. "I done it jest t' relieve my mind, because ever sence you
+fust come, I ben worryin' over your bein' at that nasty tavern," and she
+made a motion to go.
+
+"You and your brother," said John earnestly, still holding her hands,
+"have made me a gladder and happier man this Christmas day than I have
+been for a very long time."
+
+"I'm glad on't," she said heartily, "an' I hope you'll be comf'table an'
+contented here. I must go now an' help Sairy dish up. Come down to the
+settin' room when you're ready," and she gave his hands a little
+squeeze.
+
+"Aunt Po----, I beg pardon, Mrs. Bixbee," said John, moved by a sudden
+impulse, "do you think you could find it in your heart to complete my
+happiness by giving me a kiss? It's Christmas, you know," he added
+smilingly.
+
+Aunt Polly colored to the roots of her hair. "Wa'al," she said, with a
+little laugh, "seein' 't I'm old enough to be your mother, I guess 't
+won't hurt me none," and as she went down the stairs she softly rubbed
+her lips with the side of her forefinger.
+
+John understood now why David had looked out of the bank window so often
+that morning. All his belongings were in Aunt Polly's best bedroom,
+having been moved over from the Eagle while he and David had been in the
+office. A delightful room it was, in immeasurable contrast to his
+squalid surroundings at that hostelry. The spacious bed, with its snowy
+counterpane and silk patchwork "comf'table" folded on the foot, the
+bright fire in the open stove, the big bureau and glass, the soft
+carpet, the table for writing and reading standing in the bay, his books
+on the broad mantel, and his dressing things laid out ready to his hand,
+not to mention an ample supply of _dry_ towels on the rack.
+
+The poor fellow's life during the weeks which he had lived in Homeville
+had been utterly in contrast with any previous experience. Nevertheless
+he had tried to make the best of it, and to endure the monotony, the
+dullness, the entire lack of companionship and entertainment with what
+philosophy he could muster. The hours spent in the office were the best
+part of the day. He could manage to find occupation for all of them,
+though a village bank is not usually a scene of active bustle. Many of
+the people who did business there diverted him somewhat, and most of
+them seemed never too much in a hurry to stand around and talk the sort
+of thing that interested them. After John had got acquainted with his
+duties and the people he came in contact with, David gave less personal
+attention to the affairs of the bank; but he was in and out frequently
+during the day, and rarely failed to interest his cashier with his
+observations and remarks.
+
+But the long winter evenings had been very bad. After supper, a meal
+which revolted every sense, there had been as many hours to be got
+through with as he found wakeful, an empty stomach often adding to the
+number of them, and the only resource for passing the time had been
+reading, which had often been well-nigh impossible for sheer physical
+discomfort. As has been remarked, the winter climate of the middle
+portion of New York State is as bad as can be imagined. His light was a
+kerosene lamp of half-candle power, and his appliance for warmth
+consisted of a small wood stove, which (as David would have expressed
+it) "took two men an' a boy" to keep in action, and was either red hot
+or exhausted.
+
+As from the depths of a spacious lounging chair he surveyed his new
+surroundings, and contrasted them with those from which he had been
+rescued out of pure kindness, his heart was full, and it can hardly be
+imputed to him as a weakness that for a moment his eyes filled with
+tears of gratitude and happiness--no less.
+
+Indeed, there were four happy people at David's table that Christmas
+day. Aunt Polly had "smartened up" Mrs. Cullom with collar and cuffs,
+and in various ways which the mind of man comprehendeth not in detail;
+and there had been some arranging of her hair as well, which altogether
+had so transformed and transfigured her that John thought that he should
+hardly have known her for the forlorn creature whom he had encountered
+in the morning. And as he looked at the still fine eyes, large and
+brown, and shining for the first time in many a year with a soft light
+of happiness, he felt that he could understand how it was that Billy P.
+had married the village girl.
+
+Mrs. Bixbee was grand in black silk and lace collar fastened with a
+shell-cameo pin not quite as large as a saucer, and John caught the
+sparkle of a diamond on her plump left hand--David's Christmas
+gift--with regard to which she had spoken apologetically to Mrs.
+Cullom:
+
+"I told David that I was ever so much obliged to him, but I didn't want
+a dimun' more'n a cat wanted a flag, an' I thought it was jest throwin'
+away money. But he would have it--said I c'd sell it an' keep out the
+poorhouse some day, mebbe."
+
+David had not made much change in his usual raiment, but he was shaved
+to the blood, and his round red face shone with soap and satisfaction.
+As he tucked his napkin into his shirt collar, Sairy brought in the
+tureen of oyster soup, and he remarked, as he took his first spoonful of
+the stew, that he was "hungry 'nough t' eat a graven imidge," a
+condition that John was able to sympathize with after his two days of
+fasting on crackers and such provisions as he could buy at Purse's. It
+was, on the whole, he reflected, the most enjoyable dinner that he ever
+ate. Never was such a turkey; and to see it give way under David's
+skillful knife--wings, drumsticks, second joints, side bones,
+breast--was an elevating and memorable experience. And such potatoes,
+mashed in cream; such boiled onions, turnips, Hubbard squash, succotash,
+stewed tomatoes, celery, cranberries, "currant jell!" Oh! and to "top
+off" with, a mince pie to die for and a pudding (new to John, but just
+you try it some time) of steamed Indian meal and fruit, with a sauce of
+cream sweetened with shaved maple sugar.
+
+"What'll you have?" said David to Mrs. Cullom, "dark meat? white meat?"
+
+"Anything," she replied meekly, "I'm not partic'ler. Most any part of a
+turkey 'll taste good, I guess."
+
+"All right," said David. "Don't care means a little o' both. I alwus
+know what to give Polly--piece o' the second jint an' the
+last-thing-over-the-fence. Nice 'n rich fer scraggly folks," he
+remarked. "How fer you, John?--little o' both, eh?" and he heaped the
+plate till our friend begged him to keep something for himself.
+
+"Little too much is jest right," he asserted.
+
+When David had filled the plates and handed them along--Sairy was for
+bringing in and taking out; they did their own helping to vegetables and
+"passin'"--he hesitated a moment, and then got out of his chair and
+started in the direction of the kitchen door.
+
+"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Bixbee in surprise. "Where you goin'?"
+
+"Woodshed," said David.
+
+"Woodshed!" she exclaimed, making as if to rise and follow.
+
+"You set still," said David. "Somethin' I fergot."
+
+"What on earth!" she exclaimed, with an air of annoyance and
+bewilderment. "What do you want in the woodshed? Can't you set down an'
+let Sairy git it for ye?"
+
+"No," he asserted with a grin. "Sairy might sqush it. It must be putty
+meller by this time," And out he went.
+
+"Manners!" ejaculated Mrs. Bixbee. "You'll think (to John) we're reg'ler
+heathin."
+
+"I guess not," said John, smiling and much amused.
+
+Presently Sairy appeared with four tumblers which she distributed, and
+was followed by David bearing a bottle. He seated himself and began a
+struggle to unwire the same with an ice-pick. Aunt Polly leaned forward
+with a look of perplexed curiosity.
+
+"What you got there?" she asked.
+
+"Vewve Clikot's universal an' suv'rin remedy," said David, reading the
+label and bringing the corners of his eye and mouth almost together in a
+wink to John, "fer toothache, earache, burns, scalds, warts, dispepsy,
+fallin' o' the hair, windgall, ringbone, spavin, disapp'inted
+affections, an' pips in hens," and out came the cork with a "_wop_," at
+which both the ladies, even Mrs. Cullom, jumped and cried out.
+
+"David Harum," declared his sister with conviction, "I believe thet
+that's a bottle of champagne."
+
+"If it ain't," said David, pouring into his tumbler, "I ben swindled out
+o' four shillin'," and he passed the bottle to John, who held it up
+tentatively, looking at Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"No, thank ye," she said with a little toss of the head, "I'm a son o'
+temp'rence. I don't believe," she remarked to Mrs. Cullom, "thet that
+bottle ever cost _less_ 'n a dollar." At which remarks David apparently
+"swallered somethin' the wrong way," and for a moment or two was unable
+to proceed with his dinner. Aunt Polly looked at him suspiciously. It
+was her experience that, in her intercourse with her brother, he often
+laughed utterly without reason--so far as she could see.
+
+"I've always heard it was dreadful expensive," remarked Mrs. Cullom.
+
+"Let me give you some," said John, reaching toward her with the bottle.
+Mrs. Cullom looked first at Mrs. Bixbee and then at David.
+
+"I don't know," she said. "I never tasted any."
+
+"Take a little," said David, nodding approvingly.
+
+"Just a swallow," said the widow, whose curiosity had got the better of
+scruples. She took a swallow of the wine.
+
+"How do ye like it?" asked David.
+
+"Well," she said as she wiped her eyes, into which the gas had driven
+the tears, "I guess I could get along if I couldn't have it regular."
+
+"Don't taste good?" suggested David with a grin.
+
+"Well," she replied, "I never did care any great for cider, and this
+tastes to me about as if I was drinkin' cider an' snuffin' horseradish
+at one and the same time."
+
+"How's that, John?" said David, laughing.
+
+"I suppose it's an acquired taste," said John, returning the laugh and
+taking a mouthful of the wine with infinite relish. "I don't think I
+ever enjoyed a glass of wine so much, or," turning to Aunt Polly, "ever
+enjoyed a dinner so much," which statement completely mollified her
+feelings, which had been the least bit in the world "set edgeways."
+
+"Mebbe your app'tite's got somethin' to do with it," said David,
+shoveling a knife-load of good things into his mouth. "Polly, this young
+man's ben livin' on crackers an' salt herrin' fer a week."
+
+"My land!" cried Mrs. Bixbee with an expression of horror. "Is that
+reelly so? 'T ain't now, reelly?"
+
+"Not quite so bad as that," John answered, smiling; "but Mrs. Elright
+has been ill for a couple of days and--well, I have been foraging
+around Purse's store a little."
+
+"Wa'al, of all the mean shames!" exclaimed Aunt Polly indignantly.
+"David Harum, you'd ought to be ridic'lous t' allow such a thing."
+
+"Wa'al, I never!" said David, holding his knife and fork straight up in
+either fist as they rested on the table, and staring at his sister. "I
+believe if the meetin'-house roof was to blow off you'd lay it onto me
+somehow. I hain't ben runnin' the Eagle tavern fer quite a consid'able
+while. You got the wrong pig by the ear as usual. Jest you pitch into
+him," pointing with his fork to John. "It's his funeral, if anybody's."
+
+"Wa'al," said Aunt Polly, addressing John in a tone of injury, "I do
+think you might have let somebody know; I think you'd ortter 've
+known--"
+
+"Yes, Mrs. Bixbee," he interrupted, "I did know how kind you are and
+would have been, and if matters had gone on so much longer I should have
+appealed to you, I should have indeed; but really," he added, smiling at
+her, "a dinner like this is worth fasting a week for."
+
+"Wa'al," she said, mollified again, "you won't git no more herrin'
+'nless you ask fer 'em."
+
+"That is just what your brother said this morning," replied John,
+looking at David with a laugh.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+
+The meal proceeded in silence for a few minutes. Mrs. Cullom had said
+but little, but John noticed that her diction was more conventional than
+in her talk with David and himself in the morning, and that her manner
+at the table was distinctly refined, although she ate with apparent
+appetite, not to say hunger. Presently she said, with an air of making
+conversation, "I suppose you've always lived in the city, Mr. Lenox?"
+
+"It has always been my home," he replied, "but I have been away a good
+deal."
+
+"I suppose folks in the city go to theaters a good deal," she remarked.
+
+"They have a great many opportunities," said John, wondering what she
+was leading up to. But he was not to discover, for David broke in with a
+chuckle.
+
+"Ask Polly, Mis' Cullom," he said. "She c'n tell ye all about the
+theater, Polly kin." Mrs. Cullom looked from David to Mrs. Bixbee, whose
+face was suffused.
+
+"Tell her," said David, with a grin.
+
+"I wish you'd shet up," she exclaimed. "I sha'n't do nothin' of the
+sort."
+
+"Ne' mind," said David cheerfully, "_I'll_ tell ye, Mis' Cullom."
+
+"Dave Harum!" expostulated Mrs. Bixbee, but he proceeded without heed of
+her protest.
+
+"Polly an' I," he said, "went down to New York one spring some years
+ago. Her nerves was some wore out 'long of diff'rences with Sairy about
+clearin' up the woodshed, an' bread risin's, an' not bein' able to suit
+herself up to Purse's in the qual'ty of silk velvit she wanted fer a
+Sunday-go-to-meetin' gown, an' I thought a spell off 'd do her good.
+Wa'al, the day after we got there I says to her while we was havin'
+breakfust--it was picked-up el'phant on toast, near 's I c'n remember,
+wa'n't it, Polly?"
+
+"That's as near the truth as most o' the rest on't so fur," said Polly
+with a sniff.
+
+"Wa'al, I says to her," he proceeded, untouched by her scorn, "'How'd
+you like to go t' the theater? You hain't never ben,' I says, 'an' now
+you're down here you may jest as well see somethin' while you got a
+chanst,' I says. Up to that _time_" he remarked, as it were in passing,
+"she'd ben somewhat pre_juced_ 'ginst theaters, an'----"
+
+"Wa'al," Mrs. Bixbee broke in, "I guess what we see that night was
+cal'lated----"
+
+"You hold on," he interposed. "I'm tellin' this story. You had a chanst
+to an' wouldn't. Anyway," he resumed, "she allowed she'd try it once,
+an' we agreed we'd go somewheres that night. But somethin' happened to
+put it out o' my mind, an' I didn't think on't agin till I got back to
+the hotel fer supper. So I went to the feller at the news-stand an'
+says, 'Got any show-tickits fer to-night?'
+
+"'Theater?' he says.
+
+"'I reckon so,' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I hain't got nothin' now but two seats fer
+'Clyanthy.'
+
+"'Is it a good show?' I says--'moral, an' so on? I'm goin' to take my
+sister, an' she's a little pertic'ler about some things,' I says. He
+kind o' grinned, the feller did. 'I've took my wife twice, an' she's
+putty pertic'ler herself,' he says, laughin.'"
+
+"She must 'a' ben," remarked Mrs. Bixbee with a sniff that spoke volumes
+of her opinion of "the feller's wife." David emitted a chuckle.
+
+"Wa'al," he continued, "I took the tickits on the feller's recommend,
+an' the fact of his wife's bein' so pertic'ler, an' after supper we
+went. It was a mighty handsome place inside, gilded an' carved all over
+like the outside of a cirkis wagin, an' when we went in the orchestry
+was playin' an' the people was comin' in, an' after we'd set a few
+minutes I says to Polly, 'What do you think on't?' I says.
+
+"'I don't see anythin' very unbecomin' so fur, an' the people looks
+respectable enough,' she says.
+
+"'No jail birds in sight fur 's ye c'n see so fur, be they?' I says. He,
+he, he, he!"
+
+"You needn't make me out more of a gump 'n I was," protested Mrs.
+Bixbee. "An' you was jest as----" David held up his finger at her.
+
+"Don't you sp'ile the story by discountin' the sequil. Wa'al, putty soon
+the band struck up some kind of a dancin' tune, an' the curt'in went up,
+an' a girl come prancin' down to the footlights an' begun singin' an'
+dancin', an', scat my ----! to all human appearances you c'd 'a' covered
+ev'ry dum thing she had on with a postage stamp." John stole a glance at
+Mrs. Cullom. She was staring at the speaker with wide-open eyes of
+horror and amazement.
+
+"I guess I wouldn't go very _fur_ into pertic'lers," said Mrs. Bixbee in
+a warning tone.
+
+David bent his head down over his plate and shook from head to foot, and
+it was nearly a minute before he was able to go on. "Wa'al," he said, "I
+heard Polly give a kind of a gasp an' a snort, 's if some one 'd throwed
+water 'n her face. But she didn't say nothin', an', I swan! I didn't
+dast to look at her fer a spell; an' putty soon in come a hull crowd
+more girls that had left their clo'es in their trunks or somewhere,
+singin', an' dancin', an' weavin' 'round on the stage, an' after a few
+minutes I turned an' looked at Polly. He, he, he, he!"
+
+"David Harum!" cried Mrs. Bixbee, "ef you're goin' to discribe any more
+o' them scand'lous goin's on I sh'll take my victuals into the kitchin.
+_I_ didn't see no more of 'em," she added to Mrs. Cullom and John,
+"after that fust trollop appeared."
+
+"I don't believe she did," said David, "fer when I turned she set there
+with her eys shut tighter 'n a drum, an' her mouth shut too so's her
+nose an' chin most come together, an' her face was red enough so 't a
+streak o' red paint 'd 'a' made a white mark on it. 'Polly,' I says,
+'I'm afraid you ain't gettin' the wuth o' your money.'
+
+"'David Harum,' she says, with her mouth shut all but a little place in
+the corner toward me, 'if you don't take me out o' this place, I'll go
+without ye,' she says.
+
+"'Don't you think you c'd stan' it a little longer?' I says. 'Mebbe
+they've sent home fer their clo'es,' I says. He, he, he, he! But with
+that she jest give a hump to start, an' I see she meant bus'nis. When
+Polly Bixbee," said David impressively, "puts that foot o' her'n _down_
+somethin's got to sqush, an' don't you fergit it." Mrs. Bixbee made no
+acknowledgment of this tribute to her strength of character. John looked
+at David.
+
+"Yes," he said, with a solemn bend of the head, as if in answer to a
+question, "I squshed. I says to her, 'All right. Don't make no
+disturbance more'n you c'n help, an' jest put your hank'chif up to your
+nose 's if you had the nosebleed,' an' we squeezed out of the seats, an'
+sneaked up the aisle, an' by the time we got out into the entry I guess
+my face was as red as Polly's. It couldn't 'a' ben no redder," he added.
+
+"You got a putty fair color as a gen'ral thing," remarked Mrs. Bixbee
+dryly.
+
+"Yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am, I expect that's so," he assented, "but I got an
+extry coat o' tan follerin' you out o' that theater. When we got out
+into the entry one o' them fellers that stands 'round steps up to me an'
+says, 'Ain't your ma feelin' well?' he says. 'Her feelin's has ben a
+trifle rumpled up,' I says, 'an' that gen'ally brings on the nosebleed,'
+an' then," said David, looking over Mrs. Bixbee's head, "the feller went
+an' leaned up agin the wall."
+
+"David Harum!" exclaimed Mrs. Bixbee, "that's a downright _lie_. You
+never spoke to a soul, an'--an'--ev'rybody knows 't I ain't more 'n four
+years older 'n you be."
+
+"Wa'al, you see, Polly," her brother replied in a smooth tone of
+measureless aggravation, "the feller wa'n't acquainted with us, an' he
+only went by appearances."
+
+Aunt Polly appealed to John: "Ain't he enough to--to--I d' know what?"
+
+"I really don't see how you live with him," said John, laughing.
+
+Mrs. Cullom's face wore a faint smile, as if she were conscious that
+something amusing was going on, but was not quite sure what. The widow
+took things seriously for the most part, poor soul.
+
+"I reckon you haven't followed theater-goin' much after that," she said
+to her hostess.
+
+"No, ma'am," Mrs. Bixbee replied with emphasis, "you better believe I
+hain't. I hain't never thought of it sence without tinglin' all over. I
+believe," she asserted, "that David 'd 'a' stayed the thing out if it
+hadn't ben fer me; but as true 's you live, Cynthy Cullom, I was so
+'shamed at the little 't I did see that when I come to go to bed I took
+my clo'es off in the dark."
+
+David threw back his head and roared with laughter. Mrs. Bixbee looked
+at him with unmixed scorn. "If I couldn't help makin' a----" she began,
+"I'd----"
+
+"Oh, Lord! Polly," David broke in, "be sure 'n wrap up when you go out.
+If you sh'd ketch cold an' your sense o' the ridic'lous sh'd strike in
+you'd be a dead-'n'-goner sure." This was treated with the silent
+contempt which it deserved, and David fell upon his dinner with the
+remark that "he guessed he'd better make up fer lost time," though as a
+matter of fact while he had done most of the talking he had by no means
+suspended another function of his mouth while so engaged.
+
+For a time nothing more was said which did not relate to the
+replenishment of plates, glasses, and cups. Finally David cleaned up
+his plate with his knife blade and a piece of bread, and pushed it away
+with a sigh of fullness, mentally echoed by John.
+
+"I feel 's if a child could play with me," he remarked. "What's comin'
+now, Polly?"
+
+"The's a mince pie, an' Injun puddin' with maple sugar an' cream, an'
+ice cream," she replied.
+
+"Mercy on us!" he exclaimed. "I guess I'll have to go an' jump up an'
+down on the verandy. How do you feel, John? I s'pose you got so used to
+them things at the Eagle 't you won't have no stomach fer 'em, eh?
+Wa'al, fetch 'em along. May 's well die fer the ole sheep 's the lamb,
+but, Polly Bixbee, if you've got designs on my life, I may 's well tell
+ye right now 't I've left all my prop'ty to the Institution fer
+Disappinted Hoss Swappers."
+
+"That's putty near next o' kin, ain't it?" was the unexpected rejoinder
+of the injured Polly.
+
+"Wa'al, scat my ----!" exclaimed David, hugely amused, "if Polly Bixbee
+hain't made a joke! You'll git yourself into the almanic, Polly, fust
+thing you know." Sairy brought in the pie and then the pudding.
+
+"John," said David, "if you've got a pencil an' a piece o' paper handy
+I'd like to have ye take down a few of my last words 'fore we proceed to
+the pie an' puddin' bus'nis. Any more 'hoss-redish' in that bottle?"
+holding out his glass. "Hi! hi! that's enough. You take the rest on't,"
+which John did, nothing loath.
+
+David ate his pie in silence, but before he made up his mind to attack
+the pudding, which was his favorite confection, he gave an audible
+chuckle, which elicited Mrs. Bixbee's notice.
+
+"What you gigglin' 'bout now?" she asked.
+
+David laughed. "I was thinkin' of somethin' I heard up to Purse's last
+night," he said as he covered his pudding with the thick cream sauce.
+"Amri Shapless has ben gittin' married."
+
+"Wa'al, I declare!" she exclaimed. "That ole shack! Who in creation
+could he git to take him?"
+
+"Lize Annis is the lucky woman," replied David with a grin.
+
+"Wa'al, if that don't beat all!" said Mrs. Bixbee, throwing up her
+hands, and even from Mrs. Cullom was drawn a "Well, I never!"
+
+"Fact," said David, "they was married yestidy forenoon. Squire Parker
+done the job. Dominie White wouldn't have nothin' to do with it!"
+
+"Squire Parker 'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," said Mrs. Bixbee
+indignantly.
+
+"Don't you think that trew love had ought to be allowed to take its
+course?" asked David with an air of sentiment.
+
+"I think the squire'd ortter be 'shamed of himself," she reiterated.
+"S'pose them two old skinamulinks was to go an' have children?"
+
+"Polly, you make me blush," protested her brother. "Hain't you got no
+respect fer the holy institution of matrimuny?--and--at cet'ry?" he
+added, wiping his whole face with his napkin.
+
+"Much as you hev, I reckon," she retorted. "Of all the amazin' things in
+this world, the amazinist to me is the kind of people that gits married
+to each other in gen'ral; but this here performence beats ev'rything
+holler."
+
+"Amri give a very good reason for't," said David with an air of
+conviction, and then he broke into a laugh.
+
+"Ef you got anythin' to tell, tell it," said Mrs. Bixbee impatiently.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, taking the last of his pudding into his mouth, "if
+you insist on't, painful as 't is. I heard Dick Larrabee tellin' 'bout
+it. Amri told Dick day before yestiday that he was thinkin' of gettin'
+married, an' ast him to go along with him to Parson White's an' be a
+witniss, an' I reckon a kind of moral support. When it comes to moral
+supportin'," remarked David in passing, "Dick's as good 's a
+professional, an' he'd go an' see his gran'mother hung sooner 'n miss
+anythin', an' never let his cigar go out durin' the performence. Dick
+said he congratilated Am on his choice, an' said he reckoned they'd be
+putty ekally yoked together, if nothin' else."
+
+Here David leaned over toward Aunt Polly and said, protestingly, "Don't
+gi' me but jest a teasp'nful o' that ice cream. I'm so full now 't I
+can't hardly reach the table." He took a taste of the cream and resumed:
+"I can't give it jest as Dick did," he went on, "but this is about the
+gist on't. Him, an' Lize, an' Am went to Parson White's about half after
+seven o'clock an' was showed into the parler, an' in a minute he come
+in, an' after sayin' 'Good evenin'' all 'round, he says, 'Well, what c'n
+I do for ye?' lookin' at Am an' Lize, an' then at Dick.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, 'me an' Mis' Annis here has ben thinkin' fer some
+time as how we'd ought to git married.'
+
+"'_Ought_ to git married?' says Parson White, scowlin' fust at one an'
+then at t'other.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, givin' a kind o' shuffle with his feet, 'I didn't
+mean _ortter_ exac'ly, but jest as _well_--kinder comp'ny,' he says. 'We
+hain't neither on us got nobody, an' we thought we might 's well.'
+
+"'What have you got to git married on?' says the dominie after a minute.
+'Anythin'?' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Am, droppin' his head sideways an' borin' into his ear
+'ith his middle finger, 'I got the promise mebbe of a job o' work fer a
+couple o' days next week.' 'H'm'm'm,' says the dominie, lookin' at him.
+'Have _you_ got anythin' to git married on?' the dominie says, turnin'
+to Lize. 'I've got ninety cents comin' to me fer some work I done last
+week,' she says, wiltin' down onto the sofy an' beginnin' to snivvle.
+Dick says that at that the dominie turned round an' walked to the other
+end of the room, an' he c'd see he was dyin' to laugh, but he come back
+with a straight face.
+
+"'How old air you, Shapless?" he says to Am. 'I'll be fifty-eight or
+mebbe fifty-nine come next spring,' says Am.
+
+"'How old air _you_?' the dominie says, turnin' to Lize. She wriggled a
+minute an' says, 'Wa'al, I reckon I'm all o' thirty,' she says."
+
+"All o' thirty!" exclaimed Aunt Polly. "The woman 's most 's old 's I
+be."
+
+David laughed and went on with, "Wa'al, Dick said at that the dominie
+give a kind of a choke, an' Dick he bust right out, an' Lize looked at
+him as if she c'd eat him. Dick said the dominie didn't say anythin' fer
+a minute or two, an' then he says to Am, 'I suppose you c'n find
+somebody that'll marry you, but I cert'inly won't, an' what possesses
+you to commit such a piece o' folly,' he says, 'passes my
+understandin'. What earthly reason have you fer wantin' to marry? On
+your own showin',' he says, 'neither one on you 's got a cent o' money
+or any settled way o' gettin' any.'
+
+"'That's jest the very reason,' says Am, 'that's jest the _very reason_.
+I hain't got nothin', an' Mis' Annis hain't got nothin', an' we figured
+that we'd jest better git married an' settle down, an' make a good home
+fer us both,' an' if that ain't good reasonin'," David concluded, "I
+don't know what is."
+
+"An' be they actially married?" asked Mrs. Bixbee, still incredulous of
+anything so preposterous.
+
+"So Dick says," was the reply. "He says Am an' Lize come away f'm the
+dominie's putty down in the mouth, but 'fore long Amri braced up an'
+allowed that if he had half a dollar he'd try the squire in the mornin',
+an' Dick let him have it. I says to Dick, 'You're out fifty cents on
+that deal,' an' he says, slappin' his leg, 'I don't give a dum,' he
+says; 'I wouldn't 'a' missed it fer double the money.'"
+
+Here David folded his napkin and put it in the ring, and John finished
+the cup of clear coffee which Aunt Polly, rather under protest, had
+given him. Coffee without cream and sugar was incomprehensible to Mrs.
+Bixbee.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+
+
+Two or three days after Christmas John was sitting in his room in the
+evening when there came a knock at the door, and to his "Come in" there
+entered Mr. Harum, who was warmly welcomed and entreated to take the big
+chair, which, after a cursory survey of the apartment and its
+furnishings, he did, saying, "Wa'al, I thought I'd come in an' see how
+Polly'd got you fixed; whether the baskit [casket?] was worthy of the
+jew'l, as I heard a feller say in a theater once."
+
+"I was never more comfortable in my life," said John. "Mrs. Bixbee has
+been kindness itself, and even permits me to smoke in the room. Let me
+give you a cigar."
+
+"Heh! You got putty well 'round Polly, I reckon," said David, looking
+around the room as he lighted the cigar, "an' I'm glad you're
+comf'table--I reckon 't is a shade better 'n the Eagle," he remarked,
+with his characteristic chuckle.
+
+"I should say so," said John emphatically, "and I am more obliged than I
+can tell you."
+
+"All Polly's doin's," asserted David, holding the end of his cigar
+critically under his nose. "That's a trifle better article 'n I'm in the
+habit of smokin'," he remarked.
+
+"I think it's my one extravagance," said John semi-apologetically, "but
+I don't smoke them exclusively. I am very fond of good tobacco, and--"
+
+"I understand," said David, "an' if I had my life to live over agin,
+knowin' what I do now, I'd do diff'rent in a number o' ways. I often
+think," he proceeded, as he took a pull at the cigar and emitted the
+smoke with a chewing movement of his mouth, "of what Andy Brown used to
+say. Andy was a curious kind of a customer 't I used to know up to
+Syrchester. He liked good things, Andy did, an' didn't scrimp himself
+when they was to be had--that is, when he had the go-an'-fetch-it to git
+'em with. He used to say, 'Boys, whenever you git holt of a ten-dollar
+note you want to git it _into_ ye or _onto_ ye jest 's quick 's you kin.
+We're here to-day an' gone to-morrer,' he'd say, 'an' the' ain't no
+pocket in a shroud,' an' I'm dum'd if I don't think sometimes," declared
+Mr. Harum, "that he wa'n't very fur off neither. 'T any rate," he added
+with a philosophy unexpected by his hearer, "'s I look back, it ain't
+the money 't I've spent fer the good times 't I've had 't I regret; it's
+the good times 't I might 's well 've had an' didn't. I'm inclined to
+think," he remarked with an air of having given the matter
+consideration, "that after Adam an' Eve got bounced out of the gard'n
+they kicked themselves as much as anythin' fer not havin' cleaned up the
+hull tree while they was about it."
+
+John laughed and said that that was very likely among their regrets.
+
+"Trouble with me was," said David, "that till I was consid'able older 'n
+you be I had to scratch grav'l like all possessed, an' it's hard work
+now sometimes to git the idee out of my head but what the money's wuth
+more 'n the things. I guess," he remarked, looking at the ivory-backed
+brushes and the various toilet knick-knacks of cut-glass and silver
+which adorned John's bureau, and indicating them with a motion of his
+hand, "that up to about now you ben in the habit of figurin' the other
+way mostly."
+
+"Too much so, perhaps," said John; "but yet, after all, I don't think I
+am sorry. I wouldn't spend the money for those things now, but I am glad
+I bought them when I did."
+
+"Jess so, jess so," said David appreciatively. He reached over to the
+table and laid his cigar on the edge of a book, and, reaching for his
+hip pocket, produced a silver tobacco box, at which he looked
+contemplatively for a moment, opening and shutting the lid with a snap.
+
+"There," he said, holding it out on his palm, "I was twenty years makin'
+up my mind to buy that box, an' to this day I can't bring myself to
+carry it all the time. Yes, sir, I wanted that box fer twenty years. I
+don't mean to say that I didn't spend the wuth of it foolishly times
+over an' agin, but I couldn't never make up my mind to put that amount
+o' money into that pertic'ler thing. I was alwus figurin' that some day
+I'd have a silver tobacco box, an' I sometimes think the reason it
+seemed so extrav'gant, an' I put it off so long, was because I wanted it
+so much. Now I s'pose you couldn't understand that, could ye?"
+
+"Yes," said John, nodding his head thoughtfully, "I think I can
+understand it perfectly," and indeed it spoke pages of David's
+biography.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "I never spent a small amount o' money but one
+other time an' got so much value, only I alwus ben kickin' myself to
+think I didn't do it sooner."
+
+"Perhaps," suggested John, "you enjoyed it all the more for waiting so
+long."
+
+"No," said David, "it wa'n't that--I dunno--'t was the feelin' 't I'd
+got there at last, I guess. Fur's waitin' fer things is concerned, the'
+is such a thing as waitin' too long. Your appetite 'll change mebbe. I
+used to think when I was a youngster that if ever I got where I c'd have
+all the custard pie I c'd eat that'd be all 't I'd ask fer. I used to
+imagine bein' baked into one an' eatin' my way out. Nowdays the's a good
+many things I'd sooner have than custard pie, though," he said with a
+wink, "I gen'ally do eat two pieces jest to please Polly."
+
+John laughed. "What was the other thing?" he asked.
+
+"Other thing I once bought?" queried David. "Oh, yes, it was the fust
+hoss I ever owned. I give fifteen dollars fer him, an' if he wa'n't a
+dandy you needn't pay me a cent. Crowbait wa'n't no name fer him. He was
+stun blind on the off side, an' couldn't see anythin' in pertic'ler on
+the nigh side--couldn't get nigh 'nough, I reckon--an' had most
+ev'rythin' wrong with him that c'd ail a hoss; but I thought he was a
+thoroughbred. I was 'bout seventeen year old then, an' was helpin'
+lock-tender on the Erie Canal, an' when the' wa'n't no boat goin'
+through I put in most o' my time cleanin' that hoss. If he got through
+'th less 'n six times a day he got off cheap, an' once I got up an' give
+him a little attention at night. Yes, sir, if I got big money's wuth out
+o' that box it was mostly a matter of feelin'; but as fur 's that old
+plugamore of a hoss was concerned, I got it both ways, for I got my
+fust real start out of his old carkiss."
+
+"Yes?" said John encouragingly.
+
+"Yes, sir," affirmed David, "I cleaned him up, an' fed him up, an'
+almost got 'im so'st he c'd see enough out of his left eye to shy at a
+load of hay close by; an' fin'ly traded him off fer another
+record-breaker an' fifteen dollars to boot."
+
+"Were you as enthusiastic over the next one as the first?" asked John,
+laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, relighting his temporarily abandoned cigar
+against a protest and proffer of a fresh one--"wa'al, he didn't lay holt
+on my affections to quite the same extent. I done my duty by him, but I
+didn't set up with him nights. You see," he added with a grin, "I'd got
+some used to bein' a hoss owner, an' the edge had wore off some." He
+smoked for a minute or two in silence, with as much apparent relish as
+if the cigar had not been stale.
+
+"Aren't you going on?" asked John at last
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, pleased with his audience, "I c'd go on, I s'pose,
+fast enough an' fur enough, but I don't want to tire ye out. I reckon
+you never had much to do with canals?"
+
+"No," said John, smiling, "I can't say that I have, but I know something
+about the subject in a general way, and there is no fear of your tiring
+me out."
+
+"All right," proceeded David. "As I was sayin', I got another equine
+wonder an' fifteen dollars to boot fer my old plug, an' it wa'n't a
+great while before I was in the hoss bus'nis to stay. After between two
+an' three years I had fifty or sixty hosses an' mules, an' took all
+sorts of towin' jobs. Then a big towin' concern quit bus'nis, an' I
+bought their hull stock an' got my money back three four times over, an'
+by the time I was about twenty-one I had got ahead enough to quit the
+canal an' all its works fer good, an' go into other things. But there
+was where I got my livin' after I run away f'm Buxton Hill. Before I got
+the job of lock-tendin' I had made the trip to Albany an' back
+twice--'walkin' my passage,' as they used to call it, an' I made one
+trip helpin' steer, so 't my canal experience was putty thorough, take
+it all 'round."
+
+"It must have been a pretty hard life," remarked John.
+
+David took out his penknife and proceeded to impale his cigar upon the
+blade thereof. "No," he said, to John's proffer of the box, "this 'll
+last quite a spell yet. Wa'al," he resumed after a moment, in reply to
+John's remark, "viewin' it all by itself, it _was_ a hard life. A thing
+is hard though, I reckon, because it's harder 'n somethin' else, or you
+think so. Most things go by comparin'. I s'pose if the gen'ral run of
+trotters never got better 'n three 'n a half that a hoss that c'd do it
+in three 'd be fast, but we don't call 'em so nowdays. I s'pose if at
+that same age you'd had to tackle the life you'd 'a' found it hard, an'
+the' was hard things about it--trampin' all night in the rain, fer
+instance; sleepin' in barns at times, an' all that; an' once the cap'n
+o' the boat got mad at somethin' an' pitched me head over heels into the
+canal. It was about the close of navigation an' the' was a scum of ice.
+I scrambled out somehow, but he wouldn't 'a' cared if I'd ben drownded.
+He was an exception, though. The canalers was a rough set in gen'ral,
+but they averaged fer disposition 'bout like the ord'nary run o' folks;
+the' was mean ones an' clever ones; them that would put upon ye, an'
+them that would treat ye decent. The work was hard an' the grub wasn't
+alwus much better 'n what you--he, he, he!--what you ben gettin' at the
+Eagle" (John was now by the way of rather relishing jokes on that
+subject); "but I hadn't ben raised in the lap o' luxury--not to any
+consid'able extent--not enough to stick my nose up much. The men I
+worked fer was rough, an' I got my share of cusses an' cuffs, an' once
+in a while a kick to keep up my spirit of perseverance; but, on the
+hull, I think I got more kindness 'n I did at home (leavin' Polly out),
+an' as fer gen'ral treatment, none on 'em c'd come up to my father, an'
+wuss yet, my oldest brother 'Lish. The cap'n that throwed me overboard
+was the wust, but alongside o' 'Lish he was a forty hosspower angil with
+a hull music store o' harps; an' even my father c'd 'a' given him cards
+an' spades; an' as fer the victuals" (here David dropped his cigar end
+and pulled from his pocket the silver tobacco box)--"as fer the
+victuals," he repeated, "they mostly averaged up putty high after what
+I'd ben used to. Why, I don't believe I ever tasted a piece of beefsteak
+or roast beef in my life till after I left home. When we had meat at all
+it was pork--boiled pork, fried pork, pigs' liver, an' all that, enough
+to make you 'shamed to look a pig in the face--an' fer the rest,
+potatoes, an' duff, an' johnny-cake, an' meal mush, an' milk emptins
+bread that you c'd smell a mile after it got cold. With 'leven folks on
+a small farm nuthin' c'd afford to be eat that c'd be sold, an'
+ev'rythin' that couldn't be sold had to be eat. Once in a while the' 'd
+be pie of some kind, or gingerbread; but with 'leven to eat 'em I didn't
+ever git more 'n enough to set me hankerin'."
+
+"I must say that I think I should have liked the canal better," remarked
+John as David paused. "You were, at any rate, more or less free--that
+is, comparatively, I should say."
+
+"Yes, sir, I did," said David, "an' I never see the time, no matter how
+rough things was, that I wished I was back on Buxton Hill. I used to
+want to see Polly putty bad once in a while, an' used to figure that if
+I ever growed up to be a man, an' had money enough, I'd buy her a new
+pair o' shoes an' the stuff fer a dress, an' sometimes my cal'lations
+went as fur 's a gold breastpin; but I never wanted to see none o' the
+rest on 'em, an' fer that matter, I never did. Yes, sir, the old ditch
+was better to me than the place I was borned in, an', as you say, I
+wa'n't nobody's slave, an' I wa'n't scairt to death the hull time. Some
+o' the men was rough, but they wa'n't cruel, as a rule, an' as I growed
+up a little I was putty well able to look out fer myself--wa'al, wa'al
+(looking at his watch), I guess you must 'a' had enough o' my meemores
+fer one sittin'."
+
+"No, really," John protested, "don't go yet. I have a little proposal to
+make to you," and he got up and brought a bottle from the bottom of the
+washstand.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "fire it out."
+
+"That you take another cigar and a little of this," holding up the
+bottle.
+
+"Got any glasses?" asked David with practical mind.
+
+"One and a tooth mug," replied John, laughing. "Glass for you, tooth
+mug for me. Tastes just as good out of a tooth mug."
+
+"Wa'al," said David, with a comical air of yielding as he took the glass
+and held it out to John, "under protest, stric'ly under protest--sooner
+than have my clo'es torn. I shall tell Polly--if I should happen to
+mention it--that you threatened me with vi'lence. Wa'al, here's lookin'
+at ye," which toast was drunk with the solemnity which befitted it.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+
+
+The two men sat for a while smoking in silence, John taking an
+occasional sip of his grog. Mr. Harum had swallowed his own liquor
+"raw," as was the custom in Homeville and vicinity, following the
+potation with a mouthful of water. Presently he settled a little farther
+down in his chair and his face took on a look of amused recollection.
+
+He looked up and gave a short laugh. "Speakin' of canals," he said, as
+if the subject had only been casually mentioned, "I was thinkin' of
+somethin'."
+
+"Yes?" said John.
+
+"E-up," said David. "That old ditch f'm Albany to Buffalo was an
+almighty big enterprise in them days, an' a great thing fer the
+prosperity of the State, an' a good many better men 'n I be walked the
+ole towpath when they was young. Yes, sir, that's a fact. Wa'al, some
+years ago I had somethin' of a deal on with a New York man by the name
+of Price. He had a place in Newport where his fam'ly spent the summer,
+an' where he went as much as he could git away. I was down to New York
+to see him, an' we hadn't got things quite straightened out, an' he says
+to me, 'I'm goin' over to Newport, where my wife an' fam'ly is, fer
+Sunday, an' why can't you come with me,' he says, 'an' stay over till
+Monday? an' we c'n have the day to ourselves over this matter?' 'Wa'al,'
+I says, 'I'm only down here on this bus'nis, an' as I left a hen on, up
+home, I'm willin' to save the time 'stid of waitin' here fer you to git
+back, if you don't think,' I says, 'that it'll put Mis' Price out any to
+bring home a stranger without no notice.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, laughin', 'I guess she c'n manage fer once,' an' so I
+went along. When we got there the' was a carriage to meet us, an' two
+men in uniform, one to drive an' one to open the door, an' we got in an'
+rode up to the house--cottige, he called it, but it was built of stone,
+an' wa'n't only about two sizes smaller 'n the Fifth Avenue Hotel. Some
+kind o' doin's was goin' on, fer the house was blazin' with light, an'
+music was playin'.
+
+"'What's on?' says Price to the feller that let us in.
+
+"'Sir and Lady somebody 's dinin' here to-night, sir,' says the man.
+
+"'Damn!' says Price, 'I fergot all about the cussed thing. Have Mr.
+Harum showed to a room,' he says, 'an' serve dinner in my office in a
+quarter of an hour, an' have somebody show Mr. Harum there when it's
+ready.'
+
+"Wa'al," pursued David, "I was showed up to a room. The' was lace
+coverin's on the bed pillers, an' a silk an' lace spread, an' more dum
+trinkits an' bottles an' lookin'-glasses 'n you c'd shake a stick at,
+an' a bathroom, an' Lord knows what; an' I washed up, an' putty soon one
+o' them fellers come an' showed me down to where Price was waitin'.
+Wa'al, we had all manner o' things fer supper, an' champagne, an' so on,
+an' after we got done, Price says, 'I've got to ask you to excuse me,
+Harum,' he says. 'I've got to go an' dress an' show up in the
+drawin'-room,' he says. 'You smoke your cigar in here, an' when you want
+to go to your room jest ring the bell.'
+
+"'All right,' I says. 'I'm 'bout ready to turn in anyway.'"
+
+The narrator paused for a moment. John was rather wondering what it all
+had to do with the Erie Canal, but he said nothing.
+
+"Wa'al, next mornin'," David resumed, "I got up an' shaved an' dressed,
+an' set 'round waitin' fer the breakfust bell to ring till nigh on to
+half-past nine o'clock. Bom-by the' came a knock at the door, an' I
+says, 'Come in,' an' in come one o' them fellers. 'Beg pah'din, sir,' he
+says. 'Did you ring, sir?'
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I didn't ring. I was waitin' to hear the bell.'
+
+"'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'An' will you have your breakfust now, sir?'
+
+"'Where?' I says.
+
+"'Oh,' he says, kind o' grinnin', 'I'll bring it up here, sir,
+d'rec'ly,' he says, an' went off. Putty soon come another knock, an' in
+come the feller with a silver tray covered with a big napkin, an' on it
+was a couple of rolls wrapped up in a napkin, a b'iled egg done up in
+another napkin, a cup an' saucer, a little chiney coffee-pot, a little
+pitcher of cream, some loaf sugar in a silver dish, a little pancake of
+butter, a silver knife, two little spoons like what the childern play
+with, a silver pepper duster an' salt dish, an' an orange. Oh, yes, the'
+was another contraption--a sort of a chiney wineglass. The feller set
+down the tray an' says, 'Anythin' else you'd like to have, sir?'
+
+"'No,' I says, lookin' it over, 'I guess there's enough to last me a day
+or two,' an' with that he kind o' turned his face away fer a second or
+two. 'Thank you, sir,' he says. 'The second breakfust is at half-past
+twelve, sir,' an' out he put. Wa'al," David continued, "the bread an'
+butter was all right enough, exceptin' they'd fergot the salt in the
+butter, an' the coffee was all right; but when it come to the egg, dum'd
+if I wa'n't putty nigh out of the race; but I made up my mind it must be
+hard-b'iled, an' tackled it on that idee. Seems t' amuse ye," he said
+with a grin, getting up and helping himself. After swallowing the
+refreshment, and the palliating mouthful of water, he resumed his seat
+and his narrative.
+
+"Wa'al, sir," he said, "that dum'd egg was about 's near raw as it was
+when i' was laid, an' the' was a crack in the shell, an' fust thing I
+knowed it kind o' c'lapsed, an' I give it a grab, an' it squirtid all
+over my pants, an' the floor, an' on my coat an' vest, an' up my sleeve,
+an' all over the tray. Scat my ----! I looked gen'ally like an ab'lition
+orator before the war. You never see such a mess," he added, with an
+expression of rueful recollection. "I believe that dum'd egg held more
+'n a pint."
+
+John fairly succumbed to a paroxysm of laughter.
+
+"Funny, wa'n't it?" said David dryly.
+
+"Forgive me," pleaded John, when he got his breath.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," said David, "but it wa'n't the kind of emotion
+it kicked up in my breast at the time. I cleaned myself up with a towel
+well 's I could, an' thought I'd step out an' take the air before the
+feller 'd come back to git that tray, an' mebbe rub my nose in't."
+
+"Oh, Lord!" cried John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, unheeding, "I allowed 't I'd walk 'round with my
+mouth open a spell, an' git a little air on my stomech to last me till
+that second breakfust; an' as I was pokin' 'round the grounds I come to
+a sort of arbor, an' there was Price, smokin' a cigar.
+
+"'Mornin', Harum; how you feelin'?' he says, gettin' up an' shakin'
+hands; an' as we passed the time o' day, I noticed him noticin' my coat.
+You see as they dried out, the egg spots got to showin' agin.
+
+"'Got somethin' on your coat there,' he says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, tryin' to scratch it out with my finger nail.
+
+"'Have a cigar?' he says, handin' one out.
+
+"'Never smoke on an empty stomach,' I says.
+
+"'What?' he says.
+
+"'Bad fer the ap'tite,' I says, 'an' I'm savin' mine fer that second
+breakfust o' your'n.'
+
+"'What!' he says, 'haven't you had anythin' to eat?' An' then I told him
+what I ben tellin' you. Wa'al, sir, fust he looked kind o' mad an'
+disgusted, an' then he laughed till I thought he'd bust, an' when he
+quit he says, 'Excuse me, Harum, it's too damned bad; but I couldn't
+help laughin' to save my soul. An' it's all my fault too,' he says. 'I
+intended to have you take your breakfust with me, but somethin' happened
+last night to upset me, an' I woke with it on my mind, an' I fergot. Now
+you jest come right into the house, an' I'll have somethin' got fer you
+that'll stay your stomach better 'n air,' he says.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I've made trouble enough fer one day, I guess,' an' I
+wouldn't go, though he urged me agin an' agin. 'You don't fall in with
+the customs of this region?' I says to him.
+
+"'Not in that pertic'ler, at any rate,' he says. 'It's one o' the fool
+notions that my wife an' the girls brought home f'm Eurup. I have a good
+solid meal in the mornin', same as I alwus did,' he says."
+
+Mr. Harum stopped talking to relight his cigar, and after a puff or two,
+"When I started out," he said, "I hadn't no notion of goin' into all the
+highways an' byways, but when I git begun one thing's apt to lead to
+another, an' you never c'n tell jest where I _will_ fetch up. Now I
+started off to tell somethin' in about two words, an' I'm putty near as
+fur off as when I begun."
+
+"Well," said John, "it's Saturday night, and the longer your story is
+the better I shall like it. I hope the second breakfast was more of a
+success than the first one," he added with a laugh.
+
+"I managed to average up on the two meals, I guess," David remarked.
+"Wa'al," he resumed, "Price an' I set 'round talkin' bus'nis an' things
+till about twelve or a little after, mebbe, an' then he turned to me an'
+kind o' looked me over an' says, 'You an' me is about of a build, an' if
+you say so I'll send one of my coats an' vests up to your room an' have
+the man take yours an' clean 'em.'
+
+"'I guess the' is ruther more egg showin' than the law allows,' I says,
+'an' mebbe that 'd be a good idee; but the pants caught it the wust,' I
+says.
+
+"'Mine'll fit ye,' he says.
+
+"'What'll your wife say to seein' me airifyin' 'round in your git-up?'
+I says. He gin me a funny kind of look. 'My wife?' he says. 'Lord, she
+don't know more about my clo'es 'n you do.' That struck me as bein'
+ruther curious," remarked David. "Wouldn't it you?"
+
+"Very," replied John gravely.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, when we went into the eatin' room the
+table was full, mostly young folks, chatterin' an' laughin'. Price
+int'duced me to his wife, an' I set down by him at the other end of the
+table. The' wa'n't nothin' wuth mentionin'; nobody paid any attention to
+me 'cept now an' then a word from Price, an' I wa'n't fer talkin'
+anyway--I c'd have eat a raw dog. After breakfust, as they called it,
+Price an' I went out onto the verandy an' had some coffee, an' smoked
+an' talked fer an hour or so, an' then he got up an' excused himself to
+write a letter. 'You may like to look at the papers awhile,' he says.
+'I've ordered the hosses at five, an' if you like I'll show you 'round a
+little.'
+
+"'Won't your wife be wantin' 'em?' I says.
+
+"'No, I guess she'll git along,' he says, kind o' smilin'.
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'don't mind me.' An' so at five up come the hosses
+an' the two fellers in uniform an' all. I was lookin' the hosses over
+when Price come out. 'Wa'al, what do you think of 'em?' he says.
+
+"'Likely pair,' I says, goin' over an' examinin' the nigh one's feet an'
+legs. 'Sore forr'ed?' I says, lookin' up at the driver.
+
+"'A trifle, sir,' he says, touchin' his hat.
+
+"'What's that?' says Price, comin' up an' examinin' the critter's face
+an' head. 'I don't see anythin' the matter with his forehead,' he says.
+I looked up an' give the driver a wink," said David with a chuckle, "an'
+he give kind of a chokin' gasp, but in a second was lookin' as solemn as
+ever.
+
+"I can't tell ye jest where we went," the narrator proceeded, "but
+anyway it was where all the nabobs turned out, an' I seen more style an'
+git-up in them two hours 'n I ever see in my life, I reckon. The' didn't
+appear to be no one we run across that, accordin' to Price's tell, was
+wuth under five million, though we may 'a' passed one without his
+noticin'; an' the' was a good many that run to fifteen an' twenty an'
+over, an' most on 'em, it appeared, was f'm New York. Wa'al, fin'ly we
+got back to the house a little 'fore seven. On the way back Price says,
+'The' are goin' to be three four people to dinner to-night in a quiet
+way, an' the' ain't no reason why you shouldn't stay dressed jest as you
+are, but if you would feel like puttin' on evenin' clo'es (that's what
+he called 'em), why I've got an extry suit that'll fit ye to a "tee,"'
+he says.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'I guess I better not. I reckon I'd better git my grip
+an' go to the hotel. I sh'd be ruther bashful to wear your swallertail,
+an' all them folks'll be strangers,' I says. But he insisted on't that I
+sh'd come to dinner anyway, an' fin'ly I gin in, an' thinkin' I might 's
+well go the hull hog, I allowed I'd wear his clo'es; 'but if I do
+anythin' or say anythin' 't you don't like,' says I, 'don't say I didn't
+warn ye.' What would you 'a' done?" Mr. Harum asked.
+
+"Worn the clothes without the slightest hesitation," replied John.
+"Nobody gave your costume a thought."
+
+"They didn't appear to, fer a fact," said David, "an' I didn't either,
+after I'd slipped up once or twice on the matter of pockets. The same
+feller brought 'em up to me that fetched the stuff in the mornin'; an'
+the rig was complete--coat, vest, pants, shirt, white necktie, an', by
+gum! shoes an' silk socks, an', sir, scat my ----! the hull outfit
+fitted me as if it was made fer me. 'Shell I wait on you, sir?' says the
+man. 'No,' I says, 'I guess I c'n git into the things; but mebbe you
+might come up in 'bout quarter of an hour an' put on the finishin'
+touches, an' here,' I says, 'I guess that brand of eggs you give me this
+mornin' 's wuth about two dollars apiece.'
+
+"'Thank you, sir,' he says, grinnin', 'I'd like to furnish 'em right
+along at that rate, sir, an' I'll be up as you say, sir.'"
+
+"You found the way to _his_ heart," said John, smiling.
+
+"My experience is," said David dryly, "that most men's hearts is located
+ruther closter to their britchis pockets than they are to their breast
+pockets."
+
+"I'm afraid that's so," said John.
+
+"But this feller," Mr. Harum continued, "was a putty decent kind of a
+chap. He come up after I'd got into my togs an' pulled me here, an'
+pulled me there, an' fixed my necktie, an' hitched me in gen'ral so'st I
+wa'n't neither too tight nor too free, an' when he got through, 'You'll
+do now, sir,' he says.
+
+"'Think I will?' says I.
+
+"'Couldn't nobody look more fit, sir,' he says, an' I'm dum'd," said
+David, with an assertive nod, "when I looked at myself in the
+lookin'-glass. I scurcely knowed myself, an' (with a confidential
+lowering of the voice) when I got back to New York the very fust hard
+work I done was to go an' buy the hull rig-out--an'," he added with a
+grin, "strange as it may appear, it ain't wore out _yit_."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+
+
+"People don't dress for dinner in Homeville, as a rule, then," John
+said, smiling.
+
+"No," said Mr. Harum, "when they dress fer breakfust that does 'em fer
+all three meals. I've wore them things two three times when I've ben
+down to the city, but I never had 'em on but once up here."
+
+"No?" said John.
+
+"No," said David, "I put 'em on _once_ to show to Polly how city folks
+dressed--he, he, he, he!--an' when I come into the room she set forwud
+on her chair an' stared at me over her specs. 'What on airth!' she says.
+
+"'I bought these clo'es,' I says, 'to wear when bein' ent'tained by the
+fust fam'lies. How do I look?' I says.
+
+"'Turn 'round,' she says. 'You look f'm behind,' she says, 'like a
+red-headed snappin' bug, an' in front,' she says, as I turned agin,
+'like a reg'lar slinkum. I'll bet,' she says, 'that you hain't throwed
+away less 'n twenty dollars on that foolishniss.' Polly's a very
+conserv'tive person," remarked her brother, "and don't never imagine a
+vain thing, as the Bible says, not when she _knows_ it, an' I thought it
+wa'n't wuth while to argue the point with her."
+
+John laughed and said, "Do you recall that memorable interview between
+the governors of the two Carolinas?"
+
+"Nothin' in the historical lit'riture of our great an' glorious
+country," replied Mr. Harum reverently, "sticks closter to my mind--like
+a burr to a cow's tail," he added, by way of illustration. "Thank you,
+jest a mouthful."
+
+"How about the dinner?" John asked after a little interlude. "Was it
+pleasant?"
+
+"Fust rate," declared David. "The young folks was out somewhere else,
+all but one o' Price's girls. The' was twelve at the table all told. I
+was int'duced to all of 'em in the parlor, an' putty soon in come one of
+the fellers an' said somethin' to Mis' Price that meant dinner was
+ready, an' the girl come up to me an' took holt of my arm. 'You're goin'
+to take me out,' she says, an' we formed a procession an' marched out to
+the dinin' room. 'You're to sit by mammer,' she says, showin' me, an'
+there was my name on a card, sure enough. Wa'al, sir, that table was a
+show! I couldn't begin to describe it to ye. The' was a hull flower
+garden in the middle, an' a worked tablecloth; four five glasses of all
+colors an' sizes at ev'ry plate, an' a nosegay, an' five six diff'rent
+forks an' a lot o' knives, though fer that matter," remarked the
+speaker, "the' wa'n't but one knife in the lot that amounted to
+anythin', the rest on 'em wouldn't hold nothin'; an' the' was three four
+sort of chiney slates with what they call--the--you 'n me----"
+
+"Menu," suggested John.
+
+"I guess that's it," said David, "but that wa'n't the way it was spelt.
+Wa'al, I set down an' tucked my napkin into my neck, an' though I
+noticed none o' the rest on 'em seemed to care, I allowed that 't
+wa'n't _my_ shirt, an' mebbe Price might want to wear it agin 'fore 't
+was washed."
+
+John put his handkerchief over his face and coughed violently. David
+looked at him sharply. "Subject to them spells?" he asked.
+
+"Sometimes," said John when he recovered his voice, and then, with as
+clear an expression of innocence as he could command, but somewhat
+irrelevantly, asked, "How did you get on with Mrs. Price?"
+
+"Oh," said David, "nicer 'n a cotton hat. She appeared to be a quiet
+sort of woman that might 'a' lived anywhere, but she was dressed to
+kill--an' so was the rest on 'em, fer that matter," he remarked with a
+laugh. "I tried to tell Polly about 'em afterwuds, an'--he, he, he!--she
+shut me up mighty quick, an' I thought myself at the time, thinks I,
+it's a good thing it's warm weather, I says to myself. Oh, yes, Mis'
+Price made me feel quite to home, but I didn't talk much the fust part
+of dinner, an' I s'pose she was more or less took up with havin' so many
+folks at table; but fin'ly she says to me, 'Mr. Price was so annoyed
+about your breakfust, Mr. Harum.'
+
+"'Was he?' I says. 'I was afraid you'd be the one that 'd be vexed at
+me.'
+
+"'Vexed with you? I don't understand,' she says.
+
+"''Bout the napkin I sp'iled,' I says. 'Mebbe not actially sp'iled,' I
+says, 'but it'll have to go into the wash 'fore it c'n be used agin.'
+She kind o' smiled, an' says, 'Really, Mr. Harum, I don't know what you
+are talkin' about.'
+
+"'Hain't nobody told ye?' I says. 'Well, if they hain't they will, an' I
+may 's well make a clean breast on't. I'm awful sorry,' I says, 'but
+this mornin' when I come to the egg I didn't see no way to eat it 'cept
+to peel it, an' fust I knew it kind of exploded and daubed ev'rythin'
+all over creation. Yes'm,' I says, 'it went _off_, 's ye might say, like
+old Elder Maybee's powder,' I guess," said David, "that I must 'a' ben
+talkin' ruther louder 'n I thought, fer I looked up an' noticed that
+putty much ev'ry one on 'em was lookin' our way, an' kind o' laughin',
+an' Price in pertic'ler was grinnin' straight at me.
+
+"'What's that,' he says, 'about Elder Maybee's powder?'
+
+"'Oh, nuthin' much,' I says, 'jest a little supprise party the elder had
+up to his house.'
+
+"'Tell us about it,' says Price. 'Oh, yes, do tell us about it,' says
+Mis' Price.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the' ain't much to it in the way of a story, but
+seein' dinner must be most through,' I says, 'I'll tell ye all the' was
+of it. The elder had a small farm 'bout two miles out of the village,' I
+says, 'an' he was great on raisin' chickins an' turkeys. He was a slow,
+putterin' kind of an ole foozle, but on the hull a putty decent citizen.
+Wa'al,' I says, 'one year when the poultry was comin' along, a family o'
+skunks moved onto the premises an' done so well that putty soon, as the
+elder said, it seemed to him that it was comin' to be a ch'ice between
+the chickin bus'nis an' the skunk bus'nis, an' though he said he'd heard
+the' was money in it, if it was done on a big enough scale, he hadn't
+ben edicated to it, he said, and didn't take to it _any_ ways. So,' I
+says, 'he scratched 'round an' got a lot o' traps an' set 'em, an' the
+very next mornin' he went out an' found he'd ketched an ole
+he-one--president of the comp'ny. So he went to git his gun to shoot
+the critter, an' found he hadn't got no powder. The boys had used it all
+up on woodchucks, an' the' wa'n't nothin' fer it but to git some more
+down to the village, an', as he had some more things to git, he hitched
+up 'long in the forenoon an' drove down.' At this," said David, "one of
+the ladies, wife to the judge, name o' Pomfort, spoke up an' says, 'Did
+he leave that poor creature to suffer all that time? Couldn't it have
+been put out of it's misery some other way?'
+
+"'Wa'al marm,' I says, 'I never happened to know but one feller that set
+out to kill one o' them things with a club, an' _he_ put in most o'
+_his_ time fer a week or two up in the woods _hatin'_ himself,' I says.
+'He didn't mingle in gen'ral soci'ty, an' in fact,' I says, 'he had the
+hull road to himself, as ye might say, fer a putty consid'able spell.'"
+
+John threw back his head and laughed. "Did she say any more?" he asked.
+
+"No," said David with a chuckle. "All the men set up a great laugh, an'
+she colored up in a kind of huff at fust, an' then she begun to laugh
+too, an' then one o' the waiter fellers put somethin' down in front of
+me an' I went eatin' agin. But putty soon Price, he says, 'Come,' he
+says, 'Harum, ain't you goin' on? How about that powder?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'mebbe we had ought to put that critter out of his
+misery. The elder went down an' bought a pound o' powder an' had it done
+up in a brown paper bundle, an' put it with his other stuff in the
+bottom of his dem'crat wagin; but it come on to rain some while he was
+ridin' back, an' the stuff got more or less wet, an' so when he got home
+he spread it out in a dishpan an' put it under the kitchen stove to dry,
+an' thinkin' that it wa'n't dryin' fast enough, I s'pose, made out to
+assist Nature, as the sayin' is, by stirrin' on't up with the kitchin
+poker. Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't jest know how it happened, an' the elder
+cert'inly didn't, fer after they'd got him untangled f'm under what was
+left of the woodshed an' the kitchin stove, an' tied him up in cotton
+battin', an' set his leg, an' put out the house, an' a few things like
+that, bom-by he come round a little, an' the fust thing he says was,
+"Wa'al, wa'al, wa'al!" "What is it, pa?" says Mis' Maybee, bendin' down
+over him. "That peowder," he says, in almost no voice, "that peowder! I
+was jest stirrin' on't a little, an' it went _o-f-f_, it went _o-f-f_,"
+he says, "_seemin'ly--in--a--minute_!" an' that,' I says to Mis' Price,
+'was what that egg done.'
+
+"'We'll have to forgive you that egg,' she says, laughin' like
+ev'rything, 'for Elder Maybee's sake'; an' in fact," said David, "they
+all laughed except one feller. He was an Englishman--I fergit his name.
+When I got through he looked kind o' puzzled an' says" (Mr. Harum
+imitated his style as well as he could), "'But ra'ally, Mr. Harum, you
+kneow that's the way powdah always geoes off, don't you kneow,' an'
+then," said David, "they laughed harder 'n ever, an' the Englishman got
+redder 'n a beet."
+
+"What did you say?" asked John.
+
+"Nuthin'," said David. "They was all laughin' so't I couldn't git in a
+word, an' then the waiter brought me another plateful of somethin'. Scat
+my ----!" he exclaimed, "I thought that dinner 'd go on till kingdom
+come. An' wine! Wa'al! I begun to feel somethin' like the old feller did
+that swallered a full tumbler of white whisky, thinkin' it was water.
+The old feller was temp'rence, an' the boys put up a job on him one hot
+day at gen'ral trainin'. Somebody ast him afterwuds how it made him
+feel, an' he said he felt as if he was sittin' straddle the meetin'
+house, an' ev'ry shingle was a Jew's-harp. So I kep' mum fer a while.
+But jest before we fin'ly got through, an' I hadn't said nothin' fer a
+spell, Mis' Price turned to me an' says, 'Did you have a pleasant drive
+this afternoon?'
+
+"'Yes'm,' I says, 'I seen the hull show, putty much. I guess poor folks
+must be 't a premium 'round here. I reckon,' I says, 'that if they'd
+club together, the folks your husband p'inted out to me to-day could
+_almost_ satisfy the requirements of the 'Merican Soci'ty fer For'n
+Missions.' Mis' Price laughed, an' looked over at her husband. 'Yes,'
+says Price, 'I told Mr. Harum about some of the people we saw this
+afternoon, an' I must say he didn't appear to be as much impressed as I
+thought he would. How's that, Harum?' he says to me.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says I, 'I was thinkin' 't I'd like to bet you two dollars to
+a last year's bird's nest,' I says, 'that if all them fellers we seen
+this afternoon, that air over fifty, c'd be got together, an' some one
+was suddinly to holler "LOW BRIDGE!" that nineteen out o' twenty 'd
+_duck their heads_.'"
+
+"And then?" queried John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "all on 'em laughed some, but Price--he jest lay
+back an' roared, and I found out afterwuds," added David, "that ev'ry
+man at the table, except the Englis'man, know'd what 'low bridge' meant
+from actial experience. Wa'al, scat my ----!" he exclaimed, as he looked
+at his watch, "it ain't hardly wuth while undressin'," and started for
+the door. As he was halfway through it, he turned and said, "Say, I
+s'pose _you'd_ 'a' known what to do with that egg," but he did not wait
+for a reply.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+
+
+It must not be understood that the Harums, Larrabees, Robinsons,
+Elrights, and sundry who have thus far been mentioned, represented the
+only types in the prosperous and enterprising village of Homeville, and
+David perhaps somewhat magnified the one-time importance of the Cullom
+family, although he was speaking of a period some forty years earlier.
+Be that as it may, there were now a good many families, most of them
+descendants of early settlers, who lived in good and even fine houses,
+and were people of refinement and considerable wealth. These constituted
+a coterie of their own, though they were on terms of acquaintance and
+comity with the "village people," as they designated the rank and file
+of the Homeville population. To these houses came in the summer sons and
+daughters, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren, and at the period of
+which I am writing there had been built on the shore of the lake, or in
+its vicinity, a number of handsome and stately residences by people who
+had been attracted by the beauty of the situation and the salubrity of
+the summer climate. And so, for some months in the pleasant season, the
+village was enlivened by a concourse of visitors who brought with them
+urban customs, costumes, and equipages, and gave a good deal of life
+and color to the village streets. Then did Homeville put its best foot
+forward and money in its pouch.
+
+"I ain't what ye might call an old residenter," said David, "though I
+was part raised on Buxton Hill, an' I ain't so well 'quainted with the
+nabobs; but Polly's lived in the village ever sence she got married, an'
+knows their fam'ly hist'ry, dam, an' sire, an' pedigree gen'ally. Of
+course," he remarked, "I know all the men folks, an' they know me, but I
+never ben into none o' their houses except now an' then on a matter of
+bus'nis, an' I guess," he said with a laugh, "that Polly 'd allow 't she
+don't spend all her time in that circle. Still," he added, "they all
+know her, an' ev'ry little while some o' the women folks 'll come in an'
+see her. She's putty popular, Polly is," he concluded.
+
+"I should think so, indeed," remarked John.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "the's worse folks 'n Polly Bixbee, if she don't
+put on no style; an' the fact is, that some of the folks that lives here
+the year 'round, an' always have, an' call the rest on us 'village
+people,' 'r' jest as countryfied in their way 's me an' Polly is in
+our'n--only they don't know it. 'Bout the only diff'rence is the way
+they talk an' live." John looked at Mr. Harum in some doubt as to the
+seriousness of the last remark.
+
+"Go to the 'Piscopal church, an' have what they call dinner at six
+o'clock," said David. "Now, there's the The'dore Verjooses," he
+continued; "the 'rig'nal Verjoos come an' settled here some time in the
+thirties, I reckon. He was some kind of a Dutchman, I guess"
+["Dutchman" was Mr. Harum's generic name for all people native to the
+Continent of Europe]; "but he had some money, an' bought land an'
+morgidges, an' so on, an' havin' money--money was awful scurce in them
+early days--made more; never spent anythin' to speak of, an' died
+pinchin' the 'rig'nal cent he started in with."
+
+"He was the father of Mr. Verjoos the other banker here, I suppose?"
+said John.
+
+"Yes," said David, "the' was two boys an' a sister. The oldest son,
+Alferd, went into the law an' done bus'nis in Albany, an' afterw'ds
+moved to New York; but he's always kept up the old place here. The old
+man left what was a good deal o' propity fer them days, an' Alf he kept
+his share an' made more. He was in the Assembly two three terms, an'
+afterw'ds member of Congress, an' they do say," remarked Mr. Harum with
+a wink, "that he never lost no money by his politics. On the other hand,
+The'dore made more or less of a muddle on't, an' 'mongst 'em they set
+him up in the bankin' bus'nis. I say 'them' because the Verjooses, an'
+the Rogerses, an' the Swaynes, an' a lot of 'em, is all more or less
+related to each other, but Alf's reely the one at the bottom on't, an'
+after The 'd lost most of his money it was the easiest way to kind o'
+keep him on his legs."
+
+"He seems a good-natured, easy-going sort of person," said John by way
+of comment, and, truth to say, not very much interested.
+
+"Oh, yes," said David rather contemptuously, "you could drive him with a
+tow string. He don't _know_ enough to run away. But what I was gettin'
+at was this: He an' his wife--he married one of the Tenakers--has lived
+right here fer the Lord knows how long; born an' brought up here both
+on 'em, an' somehow we're 'village people' an' they ain't, that's all."
+
+"Rather a fine distinction," remarked his hearer, smiling.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Now, there's old maid Allis, relative of the
+Rogerses, lives all alone down on Clark Street in an old house that
+hain't had a coat o' paint or a new shingle sence the three Thayers was
+hung, an' she talks about the folks next door, both sides, that she's
+knowed alwus, as 'village people,' and I don't believe," asserted the
+speaker, "she was ever away f'm Homeville two weeks in the hull course
+of her life. She's a putty decent sort of a woman too," Mr. Harum
+admitted. "If the' was a death in the house she'd go in an' help, but
+she wouldn't never think of askin' one on 'em to tea."
+
+"I suppose you have heard it said," remarked John, laughing, "that it
+takes all sorts of people to make a world."
+
+"I think I hev heard a rumor to that effect," said David, "an' I guess
+the' 's about as much human nature in some folks as the' is in others,
+if not more."
+
+"And I don't fancy that it makes very much difference to you," said
+John, "whether the Verjooses or Miss Allis call you 'village people' or
+not."
+
+"Don't cut no figger at all," declared Mr. Harum. "Polly 'n I are too
+old to set up fer shapes even if we wanted to. A good fair road-gait 's
+good enough fer me; three square meals, a small portion of the 'filthy
+weed,' as it's called in po'try, a hoss 'r two, a ten-dollar note where
+you c'n lay your hand on't, an' once in a while, when your consciunce
+pricks ye, a little somethin' to permote the cause o' temp'rence, an'
+make the inwurd moniter quit jerkin' the reins--wa'al, I guess I c'n git
+along, heh?"
+
+"Yes," said John, by way of making some rejoinder, "if one has all one
+needs it is enough."
+
+"Wa'al, yes," observed the philosopher, "that's so, as you might say, up
+to a certain _point_, an' in some _ways_. I s'pose a feller could git
+along, but at the same time I've noticed that, gen'ally speakin', a
+leetle too big 's about the right size."
+
+"I am told," said John, after a pause in which the conversation seemed
+to be dying out for lack of fuel, and apropos of nothing in particular,
+"that Homeville is quite a summer resort."
+
+"Quite a consid'able," responded Mr. Harum. "It has ben to some extent
+fer a good many years, an' it's gettin' more an' more so all the time,
+only diff'rent. I mean," he said, "that the folks that come now make
+more show an' most on 'em who ain't visitin' their relations either has
+places of their own or hires 'em fer the summer. One time some folks
+used to come an' stay at the hotel. The' was quite a fair one then," he
+explained; "but it burned up, an' wa'n't never built up agin because it
+had got not to be thought the fash'nable thing to put up there. Mis'
+Robinson (Dug's wife), an' Mis' Truman, 'round on Laylock Street, has
+some fam'lies that come an' board with them ev'ry year, but that's about
+all the boardin' the' is nowdays." Mr. Harum stopped and looked at his
+companion thoughtfully for a moment, as if something had just occurred
+to him.
+
+"The' 'll be more o' your kind o' folk 'round, come summer," he said;
+and then, on a second thought, "you're 'Piscopal, ain't ye?"
+
+"I have always attended that service," replied John, smiling, "and I
+have gone to St. James's here nearly every Sunday."
+
+"Hain't they taken any notice of ye?" asked David.
+
+"Mr. Euston, the rector, called upon me," said John, "but I have made no
+further acquaintances."
+
+"E-um'm!" said David, and, after a moment, in a sort of confidential
+tone, "Do you like goin' to church?" he asked.
+
+"Well," said John, "that depends--yes, I think I do. I think it is the
+proper thing," he concluded weakly.
+
+"Depends some on how a feller's ben brought up, don't ye think so?" said
+David.
+
+"I should think it very likely," John assented, struggling manfully with
+a yawn.
+
+"I guess that's about my case," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' I sh'd have to
+admit that I ain't much of a hand fer church-goin'. Polly has the
+princ'pal charge of that branch of the bus'nis, an' the one I stay away
+from, when I _don't_ go," he said with a grin, "'s the Prespyteriun."
+John laughed.
+
+"No, sir," said David, "I ain't much of a hand for't. Polly used to
+worry at me about it till I fin'ly says to her, 'Polly,' I says, 'I'll
+tell ye what I'll do. I'll compermise with ye,' I says. 'I won't
+undertake to foller right along in your track--I hain't got the req'sit
+speed,' I says, 'but f'm now on I'll go to church reg'lar on
+Thanksgivin'.' It was putty near Thanksgivin' time," he remarked, "an' I
+dunno but she thought if she c'd git me started I'd finish the heat,
+an' so we fixed it at that."
+
+"Of course," said John with a laugh, "you kept your promise?"
+
+"Wa'al, sir," declared David with the utmost gravity, "fer the next five
+years I never missed attendin' church on Thanksgivin' day but _four_
+times; but after that," he added, "I had to beg off. It was too much of
+a strain," he declared with a chuckle, "an' it took more time 'n Polly
+c'd really afford to git me ready." And so he rambled on upon such
+topics as suggested themselves to his mind, or in reply to his auditor's
+comments and questions, which were, indeed, more perfunctory than
+otherwise. For the Verjooses, the Rogerses, the Swaynes, and the rest,
+were people whom John not only did not know, but whom he neither
+expected nor cared to know; and so his present interest in them was
+extremely small.
+
+Outside of his regular occupations, and despite the improvement in his
+domestic environment, life was so dull for him that he could not imagine
+its ever being otherwise in Homeville. It was a year since the
+world--his world--had come to an end, and though his sensations of loss
+and defeat had passed the acute stage, his mind was far from healthy. He
+had evaded David's question, or only half answered it, when he merely
+replied that the rector had called upon him. The truth was that some
+tentative advances had been made to him, and Mr. Euston had presented
+him to a few of the people in his flock; but beyond the point of mere
+politeness he had made no response, mainly from indifference, but to a
+degree because of a suspicion that his connection with Mr. Harum would
+not, to say the least, enhance his position in the minds of certain of
+the people of Homeville. As has been intimated, it seemed at the outset
+of his career in the village as if there had been a combination of
+circumstance and effort to put him on his guard, and, indeed, rather to
+prejudice him against his employer; and Mr. Harum, as it now appeared to
+our friend, had on one or two occasions laid himself open to
+misjudgment, if no more. No allusion had ever been made to the episode
+of the counterfeit money by either his employer or himself, and it was
+not till months afterward that the subject was brought up by Mr. Richard
+Larrabee, who sauntered into the bank one morning. Finding no one there
+but John, he leaned over the counter on his elbows, and, twisting one
+leg about the other in a restful attitude, proceeded to open up a
+conversation upon various topics of interest to his mind. Dick was Mr.
+Harum's confidential henchman and factotum, although not regularly so
+employed. His chief object in life was apparently to get as much
+amusement as possible out of that experience, and he was quite
+unhampered by over-nice notions of delicacy or bashfulness. But, withal,
+Mr. Larrabee was a very honest and loyal person, strong in his likes and
+dislikes, devoted to David, for whom he had the greatest admiration, and
+he had taken a fancy to our friend, stoutly maintaining that he "wa'n't
+no more stuck-up 'n you be," only, as he remarked to Bill Perkins, "he
+hain't had the advantigis of your bringin' up."
+
+After some preliminary talk--"Say," he said to John, "got stuck with any
+more countyfit money lately?"
+
+John's face reddened a little and Dick laughed.
+
+"The old man told me about it," he said. "Say, you'd ought to done as he
+told ye to. You'd 'a' saved fifteen dollars," Dick declared, looking at
+our friend with an expression of the utmost amusement.
+
+"I don't quite understand," said John rather stiffly.
+
+"Didn't he tell ye to charge 'em up to the bank, an' let him take 'em?"
+asked Dick.
+
+"Well?" said John shortly.
+
+"Oh, yes, I know," said Mr. Larrabee. "He said sumpthin' to make you
+think he was goin' to pass 'em out, an' you didn't give him no show to
+explain, but jest marched into the back room an' stuck 'em onto the
+fire. Ho, ho, ho, ho! He told me all about it," cried Dick. "Say," he
+declared, "I dunno 's I ever see the old man more kind o' womble-cropped
+over anythin'. Why, he wouldn't no more 'a' passed them bills 'n he'd
+'a' cut his hand off. He, he, he, he! He was jest ticklin' your heels a
+little," said Mr. Larrabee, "to see if you'd kick, an'," chuckled the
+speaker, "you _surely_ did."
+
+"Perhaps I acted rather hastily," said John, laughing a little from
+contagion.
+
+"Wa'al," said Dick, "Dave's got ways of his own. I've summered an'
+wintered with him now for a good many years, an' _I_ ain't got to the
+bottom of him yet, an'," he added, "I don't know nobody that has."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+
+
+Although, as time went on and John had come to a better insight of the
+character of the eccentric person whom Dick had failed to fathom, his
+half-formed prejudices had fallen away, it must be admitted that he
+ofttimes found him a good deal of a puzzle. The domains of the serious
+and the facetious in David's mind seemed to have no very well defined
+boundaries.
+
+The talk had drifted back to the people and gossip of Homeville, but,
+sooth to say, it had not on this occasion got far away from those
+topics.
+
+"Yes," said Mr. Harum, "Alf Verjoos is on the hull the best off of any
+of the lot. As I told ye, he made money on top of what the old man left
+him, an' he married money. The fam'ly--some on 'em--comes here in the
+summer, an' he's here part o' the time gen'ally, but the women folks
+won't stay here winters, an' the house is left in care of Alf's sister
+who never got married. He don't care a hill o' white beans fer anything
+in Homeville but the old place, and he don't cal'late to have nobody on
+his grass, not if he knows it. Him an' me are on putty friendly terms,
+but the fact is," said David, in a semi-confidential tone, "he's about
+an even combine of pykery an' viniger, an' about as pop'lar in gen'ral
+'round here as a skunk in a hen-house; but Mis' Verjoos is putty well
+liked; an' one o' the girls, Claricy is her name, is a good deal of a
+fav'rit. Juliet, the other one, don't mix with the village folks much,
+an' sometimes don't come with the fam'ly at all. She favors her father,"
+remarked the historian.
+
+"Inherits his popularity, I conclude," remarked John, smiling.
+
+"She does favor him to some extent in that respect," was the reply; "an'
+she's dark complected like him, but she's a mighty han'some girl,
+notwithstandin'. Both on 'em is han'some girls," observed Mr. Harum,
+"an' great fer hosses, an' that's the way I got 'quainted with 'em.
+They're all fer ridin' hossback when they're up here. Did you ever ride
+a hoss?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, yes," said John, "I have ridden a good deal one time and another."
+
+"Never c'd see the sense on't," declared David. "I c'n imagine gettin'
+on to a hoss's back when 't was either that or walkin', but to do it fer
+the fun o' the thing 's more 'n I c'n understand. There you be," he
+continued, "stuck up four five feet up in the air like a clo'espin,
+havin' your backbone chucked up into your skull, an' takin' the skin off
+in spots an' places, expectin' ev'ry next minute the critter'll git out
+f'm under ye--no, sir," he protested, "if it come to be that it was
+either to ride a hossback fer the fun o' the thing or have somebody kick
+me, an' kick me hard, I'd say, 'Kick away.' It comes to the same thing
+fur 's enjoyment goes, and it's a dum sight safer."
+
+John laughed outright, while David leaned forward with his hands on his
+knees, looking at him with a broad though somewhat doubtful smile.
+
+"That being your feeling," remarked John, "I should think saddle horses
+would be rather out of your line. Was it a saddle horse that the Misses
+Verjoos were interested in?"
+
+"Wa'al, I didn't buy him fer that," replied David, "an' in fact when the
+feller that sold him to me told me he'd ben rode, I allowed that ought
+to knock twenty dollars off 'n the price, but I did have such a hoss,
+an', outside o' that, he was a nice piece of hoss flesh. I was up to the
+barn one mornin', mebbe four years ago," he continued, "when in drove
+the Verjoos carriage with one of the girls, the oldest one, inside, an'
+the yeller-haired one on a hossback. 'Good mornin'. You're Mr. Harum,
+ain't you?' she says. 'Good mornin',' I says, 'Harum's the name 't I use
+when I appear in public. You're Miss Verjoos, I reckon,' I says.
+
+"She laughed a little, an' says, motionin' with her head to'ds the
+carriage, 'My sister is Miss Verjoos. I'm Miss Claricy.' I took off my
+cap, an' the other girl jest bowed her head a little.
+
+"'I heard you had a hoss 't I could ride,' says the one on hossback.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, lookin' at her hoss, an' he was a good one," remarked
+David, "'fer a saddle hoss, I shouldn't think you was entirely out o'
+hosses long's you got that one.' 'Oh,' she says, this is my sister's
+hoss. Mine has hurt his leg so badly that I am 'fraid I sha'n't be able
+to ride him this summer.' 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've got a hoss that's ben
+rode, so I was told, but I don't know of my own knowin'.'
+
+"'Don't you ride?' she says. 'Hossback?' I says. 'Why, of course,' she
+says. '_No_, ma'am,' I says, 'not when I c'n raise the money to pay my
+_fine_' She looked kind o' puzzled at that," remarked David, "but I see
+the other girl look at her an' give a kind of quiet laugh."
+
+"'Can I see him?' says Miss Claricy. 'Cert'nly,' I says, an' went an'
+brought him out. 'Oh!' she says to her sister, 'ain't he a beauty? C'n I
+try him?' she says to me. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I c'n resk it if you
+can, but I didn't buy him fer a saddle hoss, an' if I'm to own him fer
+any len'th of time I'd ruther he'd fergit the saddle bus'nis, an' in any
+case,' I says, 'I wouldn't like him to git a sore back, an' then agin,'
+I says, 'I hain't got no saddle.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' she says, givin' her head a toss, 'if I couldn't sit straight
+I'd never ride agin. I never made a hoss's back sore in my life,' she
+says. 'We c'n change the saddle,' she says, an' off she jumps, an', scat
+my ----!" exclaimed David, "the way she knowed about gettin' that saddle
+fixed, pads, straps, girt's, an' the hull bus'nis, an' put up her foot
+fer me to give her a lift, an' wheeled that hoss an' went out o' the
+yard a-kitin', was as slick a piece o' hoss bus'nis as ever I see. It
+took fust money, that did," said Mr. Harum with a confirmatory shake of
+the head. "Wa'al," he resumed, "in about a few minutes back she come,
+lickity-cut, an' pulled up in front of me. 'C'n you send my sister's
+hoss home?' she says, 'an' then I sha'n't have to change agin. I'll stay
+on _my_ hoss,' she says, laughin', an' then agin laughin' fit to kill,
+fer I stood there with my mouth open clear to my back teeth, not bein'
+used to doin' bus'nis 'ith quite so much neatniss an' dispatch, as the
+sayin' is.
+
+"'Oh, it's all right,' she says. 'Poppa came home last night an' I'll
+have him see you this afternoon or to-morro'.' 'But mebbe he 'n I won't
+agree about the price,' I says. 'Yes, you will,' she says, 'an' if you
+don't I won't make his back sore'--an' off they went, an' left me
+standin' there like a stick in the mud. I've bought an' sold hosses to
+some extent fer a consid'able number o' years," said Mr. Harum
+reflectively, "but that partic'ler transaction's got a peg all to
+itself."
+
+John laughed and asked, "How did it come out? I mean, what sort of an
+interview did you have with the young woman's father, the popular Mr.
+Verjoos?"
+
+"Oh," said David, "he druv up to the office the next mornin', 'bout ten
+o'clock, an' come into the back room here, an' after we'd passed the
+time o' day, he says, clearin' his throat in a way he's got, 'He-uh,
+he-uh!' he says, 'my daughter tells me that she run off with a hoss of
+yours yestidy in rather a summery manner, an--he-uh-uh--I have come to
+see you about payin' fer him. What is the price?' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, more 'n anythin' to see what he'd say, 'what would you
+say he was wuth?' An' with that he kind o' stiffened a little stiffer 'n
+he was before, if it could be.
+
+"'Really,' he says, 'he-uh-uh, I haven't any idea. I haven't seen the
+animal, an' I should not consider myself qual'fied to give an opinion
+upon his value if I had, but,' he says, 'I don't know that that makes
+any material diff'rence, however, because I am quite--he-uh, he-uh--in
+your hands--he-uh!--within limits--he-uh-uh!--within limits,' he says.
+That kind o' riled me," remarked David. "I see in a minute what was
+passin' in his mind. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'Mr. Verjoos, I guess the fact o'
+the matter is 't I'm about as much in the mud as you be in the
+mire--your daughter's got my hoss,' I says. 'Now you ain't dealin' with
+a hoss jockey,' I says, 'though I don't deny that I buy an' sell hosses,
+an' once in a while make money at it. You're dealin' with David Harum,
+Banker, an' I consider 't I'm dealin' with a lady, or the father of one
+on her account,' I says.
+
+"'He-uh, he-uh! I meant no offense, sir,' he says.
+
+"'None bein' meant, none will be took,' I says. 'Now,' I says,' I was
+offered one-seventy-five fer that hoss day before yestidy, an' wouldn't
+take it. I can't sell him fer that,' I says.
+
+"'He-uh, uh! cert'nly not,' he says.
+
+"'Wait a minit,' I says. 'I can't sell him fer that because I
+_said_ I wouldn't; but if you feel like drawin' your check fer
+one-seventy-_six_,' I says, 'we'll call it a deal,'" The speaker
+paused with a chuckle.
+
+"Well?" said John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "he, he, he, he! That clean took the wind out of
+him, an' he got redder 'n a beet. 'He-uh-uh-uh-huh! really,' he says, 'I
+couldn't think of offerin' you less than two hunderd.'
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'I'll send up fer the hoss. One-seventy-six is my
+price, no more an' no less,' an' I got up out o' my chair."
+
+"And what did he say then?" asked John.
+
+"Wa'al," replied Mr. Harum, "he settled his neck down into his collar
+an' necktie an' cleared his throat a few times, an' says, 'You put me in
+ruther an embarrassin' position, Mr. Harum. My daughter has set her
+heart on the hoss, an'--he-uh-uh-uh!'--with a kind of a smile like a
+wrinkle in a boot, 'I can't very well tell her that I wouldn't buy him
+because you wouldn't accept a higher offer than your own price. I--I
+think I must accede to your proposition, an'--he-uh-uh--accept the
+favor,' he says, draggin' the words out by the roots.
+
+"'No favor at all,' I says, 'not a bit on't, not a bit on't. It was the
+cleanest an' slickist deal I ever had,' I says, 'an' I've had a good
+many. That girl o' your'n,' I says, 'if you don't mind my sayin' it,
+comes as near bein' a full team an' a cross dog under the wagin as you
+c'n git; an' you c'n tell her if you think fit,' I says, 'that if she
+ever wants anythin' more out o' _my_ barn I'll throw off twenty-four
+dollars ev'ry time, if she'll only do her own buyin'.'
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "I didn't know but what he'd gag a little at
+that, but he didn't seem to, an' when he went off after givin' me his
+check, he put out his hand an' shook hands, a thing he never done
+before."
+
+"That was really very amusing," was John's comment.
+
+"'T wa'n't a bad day's work either," observed Mr. Harum. "I've sold the
+crowd a good many hosses since then, an' I've laughed a thousan' times
+over that pertic'ler trade. Me 'n Miss Claricy," he added, "has alwus
+ben good friends sence that time--an' she 'n Polly are reg'lar neetups.
+She never sees me in the street but what it's 'How dee do, Mr. H-a-rum?'
+An' I'll say, 'Ain't that ole hoss wore out yet?' or, 'When you comin'
+'round to run off with another hoss?' I'll say."
+
+At this point David got out of his chair, yawned, and walked over to the
+window.
+
+"Did you ever in all your born days," he said, "see such dum'd weather?
+Jest look out there--no sleighin', no wheelin', an' a barn full wantin'
+exercise. Wa'al, I guess I'll be moseyin' along." And out he went.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+
+
+If John Lenox had kept a diary for the first year of his life in
+Homeville most of its pages would have been blank.
+
+The daily routine of the office (he had no assistant but the callow
+Hopkins) was more exacting than laborious, but it kept him confined
+seven hours in the twenty-four. Still, there was time in the lengthened
+days as the year advanced for walking, rowing, and riding or driving
+about the picturesque country which surrounds Homeville. He and Mr.
+Harum often drove together after the bank closed, or after "tea," and it
+was a pleasure in itself to observe David's dexterous handling of his
+horses, and his content and satisfaction in the enjoyment of his
+favorite pastime. In pursuit of business he "jogged 'round," as he said,
+behind the faithful Jinny, but when on pleasure bent, a pair of
+satin-coated trotters drew him in the latest and "slickest" model of
+top-buggies.
+
+"Of course," he said, "I'd ruther ride all alone than not to ride at
+all, but the's twice as much fun in't when you've got somebody along. I
+ain't much of a talker, unless I happen to git started" (at which
+assertion John repressed a smile), "but once in a while I like to have
+somebody to say somethin' to. You like to come along, don't ye?"
+
+"Very much indeed."
+
+"I used to git Polly to come once in a while," said David, "but it
+wa'n't no pleasure to her. She hadn't never ben used to hosses an' alwus
+set on the edge of the seat ready to jump, an' if one o' the critters
+capered a little she'd want to git right out then an' there. I reckon
+she never went out but what she thanked mercy when she struck the hoss
+block to git back with hull bones."
+
+"I shouldn't have thought that she would have been nervous with the
+reins in your hands," said John.
+
+"Wa'al," replied David, "the last time she come along somethin' give the
+team a little scare an' she reached over an' made a grab at the lines.
+That," he remarked with a grin, "was quite a good while ago. I says to
+her when we got home, 'I guess after this you'd better take your airin's
+on a stun-boat. You won't be so liable to git run away with an' throwed
+out,' I says."
+
+John laughed a little, but made no comment.
+
+"After all," said David, "I dunno 's I blamed her fer bein' skittish,
+but I couldn't have her grabbin' the lines. It's curi's," he reflected,
+"I didn't used to mind what I rode behind, nor who done the drivin', but
+I'd have to admit that as I git older I prefer to do it myself, I ride
+ev'ry once in a while with fellers that c'n drive as well, an' mebbe
+better, 'n I can, an' I know it, but if anythin' turns up, or looks like
+it, I can't help wishin' 't I had holt o' the lines myself."
+
+The two passed a good many hours together thus beguiling the time.
+Whatever David's other merits as a companion, he was not exacting of
+response when engaged in conversation, and rarely made any demands upon
+his auditor.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+During that first year John made few additions to his social
+acquaintance, and if in the summer the sight of a gay party of young
+people caused some stirrings in his breast, they were not strong enough
+to induce him to make any attempts toward the acquaintance which he
+might have formed. He was often conscious of glances of curiosity
+directed toward himself, and Mr. Euston was asked a good many questions
+about the latest addition to his congregation.
+
+Yes, he had called upon Mr. Lenox and his call had been returned. In
+fact, they had had several visits together--had met out walking once and
+had gone on in company. Was Mr. Lenox "nice"? Yes, he had made a
+pleasant impression upon Mr. Euston, and seemed to be a person of
+intelligence and good breeding--very gentlemanlike. Why did not people
+know him? Well, Mr. Euston had made some proffers to that end, but Mr.
+Lenox had merely expressed his thanks. No, Mr. Euston did not know how
+he happened to be in Homeville and employed by that queer old Mr. Harum,
+and living with him and his funny old sister; Mr. Lenox had not confided
+in him at all, and though very civil and pleasant, did not appear to
+wish to be communicative.
+
+So our friend did not make his entrance that season into the drawing or
+dining rooms of any of what David called the "nabobs'" houses. By the
+middle or latter part of October Homeville was deserted of its visitors
+and as many of that class of its regular population as had the means to
+go with and a place to go to.
+
+It was under somewhat different auspices that John entered upon the
+second winter of his sojourn. It has been made plain that his relations
+with his employer and the kind and lovable Polly were on a satisfactory
+and permanent footing.
+
+"I'm dum'd," said David to Dick Larrabee, "if it hain't got putty near
+to the p'int when if I want to git anythin' out o' the common run out o'
+Polly, I'll have to ask John to fix it fer me. She's like a cow with a
+calf," he declared.
+
+"David sets all the store in the world by him," stated Mrs. Bixbee to a
+friend, "though he don't jest let on to--not in so many words. He's got
+a kind of a notion that his little boy, if he'd lived, would 'a' ben
+like him some ways. I never seen the child," she added, with an
+expression which made her visitor smile, "but as near 's I c'n make out
+f'm Dave's tell, he must 'a' ben red-headed. Didn't you know 't he'd
+ever ben married? Wa'al, he was fer a few years, though it's the one
+thing--wa'al, I don't mean exac'ly that--it's _one_ o' the things he
+don't have much to say about. But once in a while he'll talk about the
+boy, what he'd be now if he'd lived, an' so on; an' he's the greatest
+hand fer childern--everlastin'ly pickin' on 'em up when he's ridin' and
+such as that--an' I seen him once when we was travelin' on the cars go
+an' take a squawlin' baby away f'm it's mother, who looked ready to
+drop, an' lay it across that big chest of his, an' the little thing
+never gave a whimper after he got it into his arms--jest went right off
+to sleep. No," said Mrs. Bixbee, "I never had no childern, an' I don't
+know but what I was glad of it at the time; Jim Bixbee was about as
+much baby as I thought I could manage, but now--"
+
+There was some reason for not concluding the sentence, and so we do not
+know what was in her mind.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+
+
+The year that had passed had seemed a very long one to John, but as the
+months came and went he had in a measure adjusted himself to the change
+in his fortunes and environment; and so as time went on the poignancy of
+his sorrow and regret diminished, as it does with all of us. Yet the
+sight of a gray-haired man still brought a pang to his heart, and there
+were times of yearning longing to recall every line of the face, every
+detail of the dress, the voice, the words, of the girl who had been so
+dear to him, and who had gone out of his life as irrevocably, it seemed
+to him, as if by death itself. It may be strange, but it is true that
+for a very long time it never occurred to him that he might communicate
+with her by mailing a letter to her New York address to be forwarded,
+and when the thought came to him the impulse to act upon it was very
+strong, but he did not do so. Perhaps he would have written had he been
+less in love with her, but also there was mingled with that sentiment
+something of bitterness which, though he could not quite explain or
+justify it, did exist. Then, too, he said to himself, "Of what avail
+would it be? Only to keep alive a longing for the impossible." No, he
+would forget it all. Men had died and worms had eaten them, but not for
+love. Many men lived all their lives without it and got on very well
+too, he was aware. Perhaps some day, when he had become thoroughly
+affiliated and localized, he would wed a village maiden, and rear a
+Freeland County brood. Our friend, as may be seen, had a pretty healthy
+mind, and we need not sympathize with him to the disturbance of our own
+peace.
+
+Books accumulated in the best bedroom. John's expenses were small, and
+there was very little temptation, or indeed opportunity, for spending.
+At the time of his taking possession of his quarters in David's house he
+had raised the question of his contribution to the household expenses,
+but Mr. Harum had declined to discuss the matter at all and referred him
+to Mrs. Bixbee, with whom he compromised on a weekly sum which appeared
+to him absurdly small, but which she protested she was ashamed to
+accept. After a while a small upright piano made its appearance, with
+Aunt Polly's approval.
+
+"Why, of course," she said. "You needn't to hev ast me. I'd like to hev
+you anyway. I like music ever so much, an' so does David, though I guess
+it would floor him to try an' raise a tune. I used to sing quite a
+little when I was younger, an' I gen'ally help at church an' prayer
+meetin' now. Why, cert'nly. Why not? When would you play if it wa'n't in
+the evenin'? David sleeps over the wing. Do you hear him snore?"
+
+"Hardly ever," replied John, smiling. "That is to say, not very
+much--just enough sometimes to know that he is asleep."
+
+"Wa'al," she said decidedly, "if he's fur enough off so 't you can't
+hear _him_, I guess he won't hear _you_ much, an' he sure won't hear
+you after he gits to sleep."
+
+So the piano came, and was a great comfort and resource. Indeed, before
+long it became the regular order of things for David and his sister to
+spend an hour or so on Sunday evenings listening to his music and their
+own as well--that is, the music of their choice--which latter was mostly
+to be found in "Carmina Sacra" and "Moody and Sankey"; and Aunt Polly's
+heart was glad indeed when she and John together made concord of sweet
+sounds in some familiar hymn tune, to the great edification of Mr.
+Harum, whose admiration was unbounded.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Did I tell you," said David to Dick Larrabee, "what happened the last
+time me an' John went ridin' together?"
+
+"Not's I remember on," replied Dick.
+
+"Wa'al, we've rode together quite a consid'able," said Mr. Harum, "but I
+hadn't never said anythin' to him about takin' a turn at the lines. This
+day we'd got a piece out into the country an' I had the brown colts. I
+says to him, 'Ever do any drivin'?"
+
+"'More or less,' he says.
+
+"'Like to take the lines fer a spell?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, lookin' kind o' pleased, 'if you ain't afraid to trust
+me with 'em,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al, I'll be here,' I says, an' handed 'em over. Wa'al, sir, I see
+jest by the way he took holt on 'em it wa'n't the fust time, an' we went
+along to where the road turns in through a piece of woods, an' the track
+is narrer, an' we run slap onto one o' them dum'd road-engines that had
+got wee-wawed putty near square across the track. Now I tell ye," said
+Mr. Harum, "them hosses didn't like it fer a cent, an' tell the truth I
+didn't like it no better. We couldn't go ahead fer we couldn't git by
+the cussed thing, an' the hosses was 'par'ntly tryin' to git back under
+the buggy, an', scat my ----! if he didn't straighten 'em out an' back
+'em 'round in that narrer road, an' hardly scraped a wheel. Yes, sir,"
+declared Mr. Harum, "I couldn't 'a' done it slicker myself, an' I don't
+know nobody that could."
+
+"Guess you must 'a' felt a little ticklish yourself," said Dick
+sympathetically, laughing as usual.
+
+"Wa'al, you better believe," declared the other. "The' was 'bout half a
+minute when I'd have sold out mighty cheap, an' took a promise fer the
+money. He's welcome to drive any team in _my_ barn," said David,
+feeling--in which view Mr. Larrabee shared--that encomium was pretty
+well exhausted in that assertion.
+
+"I don't believe," said Mr. Harum after a moment, in which he and his
+companion reflected upon the gravity of his last declaration, "that
+the's any dum thing that feller can't do. The last thing 's a piany.
+He's got a little one that stands up on it's hind legs in his room, an'
+he c'n play it with both hands 'thout lookin' on. Yes, sir, we have
+reg'lar concerts at my house ev'ry Sunday night, admission free, an'
+childern half price, an'," said David, "you'd ought to hear him an'
+Polly sing, an'--he, he, he! you'd ought to _see_ her singin'--tickleder
+'n a little dog with a nosegay tied to his tail."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+
+
+Our friend's acquaintance with the rector of St. James's church had
+grown into something like friendship, and the two men were quite often
+together in the evening. John went sometimes to Mr. Euston's house, and
+not unfrequently the latter would spend an hour in John's room over a
+cigar and a chat. On one of the latter occasions, late in the autumn,
+Mr. Euston went to the piano after sitting a few minutes and looked over
+some of the music, among which were two or three hymnals. "You are
+musical," he said.
+
+"In a modest way," was the reply.
+
+"I am very fond of it," said the clergyman, "but have little knowledge
+of it. I wish I had more," he added in a tone of so much regret as
+to cause his hearer to look curiously at him. "Yes," he said, "I wish I
+knew more--or less. It's the bane of my existence," declared the rector
+with a half laugh. John looked inquiringly at him, but did not respond.
+
+"I mean the music--so called--at St. James's," said Mr. Euston. "I don't
+wonder you smile," he remarked; "but it's not a matter for smiling with
+me."
+
+"I beg pardon," said John.
+
+"No, you need not," returned the other, "but really--Well, there are a
+good many unpleasant and disheartening experiences in a clergyman's
+life, and I can, I hope, face and endure most of them with patience, but
+the musical part of my service is a never-ending source of anxiety,
+perplexity, and annoyance. I think," said Mr. Euston, "that I expend
+more nerve tissue upon that branch of my responsibilities than upon all
+the rest of my work. You see we can not afford to pay any of the
+singers, and indeed my people--some of them, at least--think fifty
+dollars is a great sum for poor little Miss Knapp, the organist. The
+rest are volunteers, or rather, I should say, have been pressed into the
+service. We are supposed to have two sopranos and two altos; but in
+effect it happens sometimes that neither of a pair will appear, each
+expecting the other to be on duty. The tenor, Mr. Hubber, who is an
+elderly man without any voice to speak of, but a very devout and
+faithful churchman, is to be depended upon to the extent of his
+abilities; but Mr. Little, the bass--well," observed Mr. Euston, "the
+less said about him the better."
+
+"How about the organist?" said John. "I think she does very well,
+doesn't she?"
+
+"Miss Knapp is the one redeeming feature," replied the rector, "but she
+has not much courage to interfere. Hubber is nominally the leader, but
+he knows little of music." Mr. Euston gave a sorry little laugh. "It's
+trying enough," he said, "one Sunday with another, but on Christmas and
+Easter, when my people make an unusual effort, and attempt the
+impossible, it is something deplorable."
+
+John could not forbear a little laugh. "I should think it must be pretty
+trying," he said.
+
+"It is simply corroding," declared Mr. Euston.
+
+They sat for a while smoking in silence, the contemplation of his woes
+having apparently driven other topics from the mind of the harassed
+clergyman. At last he said, turning to our friend:
+
+"I have heard your voice in church."
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"And I noticed that you sang not only the hymns but the chants, and in a
+way to suggest the idea that you have had experience and training. I did
+not come here for the purpose," said Mr. Euston, after waiting a moment
+for John to speak, "though I confess the idea has occurred to me before,
+but it was suggested again by the sight of your piano and music. I know
+that it is asking a great deal," he continued, "but do you think you
+could undertake, for a while at least, to help such a lame dog as I am
+over the stile? You have no idea," said the rector earnestly, "what a
+service you would be doing not only to me, but to my people and the
+church."
+
+John pulled thoughtfully at his mustache for a moment, while Mr. Euston
+watched his face. "I don't know," he said at last in a doubtful tone. "I
+am afraid you are taking too much for granted--I don't mean as to my
+good will, but as to my ability to be of service, for I suppose you mean
+that I should help in drilling your choir."
+
+"Yes," replied Mr. Euston. "I suppose it would be too much to ask you to
+sing as well."
+
+"I have had no experience in the way of leading or directing," replied
+John, ignoring the suggestion, "though I have sung in church more or
+less, and am familiar with the service, but even admitting my ability to
+be of use, shouldn't you be afraid that my interposing might make more
+trouble than it would help? Wouldn't your choir resent it? Such people
+are sometimes jealous, you know."
+
+"Oh, dear, yes," sighed the rector. "But," he added, "I think I can
+guarantee that there will be no unpleasant feeling either toward you or
+about you. Your being from New York will give you a certain prestige,
+and their curiosity and the element of novelty will make the beginning
+easy."
+
+There came a knock at the door and Mr. Harum appeared, but, seeing a
+visitor, was for withdrawing.
+
+"Don't go," said John. "Come in. Of course you know Mr. Euston."
+
+"Glad to see ye," said David, advancing and shaking hands. "You folks
+talkin' bus'nis?" he asked before sitting down.
+
+"I am trying to persuade Mr. Lenox to do me a great favor," said Mr.
+Euston.
+
+"Well, I guess he won't want such an awful sight o' persuadin'," said
+David, taking a chair, "if he's able to do it. What does he want of ye?"
+he asked, turning to John. Mr. Euston explained, and our friend gave his
+reasons for hesitating--all but the chief one, which was that he was
+reluctant to commit himself to an undertaking which he apprehended would
+be not only laborious but disagreeable.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "as fur 's the bus'nis itself 's concerned, the
+hull thing's all nix-cum-rouse to me; but as fur 's gettin' folks to
+come an' sing, you c'n git a barn full, an' take your pick; an' a
+feller that c'n git a pair of hosses an' a buggy out of a tight fix the
+way you done a while ago ought to be able to break in a little team of
+half a dozen women or so."
+
+"Well," said John, laughing, "_you_ could have done what I was lucky
+enough to do with the horses, but--"
+
+"Yes, yes," David broke in, scratching his cheek, "I guess you got me
+that time."
+
+Mr. Euston perceived that for some reason he had an ally and advocate in
+Mr. Harum. He rose and said good-night, and John escorted him downstairs
+to the door. "Pray think of it as favorably as you can," he said, as
+they shook hands at parting.
+
+"Putty nice kind of a man," remarked David when John came back; "putty
+nice kind of a man. 'Bout the only 'quaintance you've made of his kind,
+ain't he? Wa'al, he's all right fur 's he goes. Comes of good stock, I'm
+told, an' looks it. Runs a good deal to emptins in his preachin' though,
+they say. How do you find him?"
+
+"I think I enjoy his conversation more than his sermons," admitted John
+with a smile.
+
+"Less of it at times, ain't the'?" suggested David. "I may have told
+ye," he continued, "that I wa'n't a very reg'lar churchgoer, but I've
+ben more or less in my time, an' when I did listen to the sermon all
+through, it gen'ally seemed to me that if the preacher 'd put all the'
+really was in it together he wouldn't need to have took only 'bout
+quarter the time; but what with scorin' fer a start, an' laggin' on the
+back stretch, an' ev'ry now an' then breakin' to a stan'still, I
+gen'ally wanted to come down out o' the stand before the race was over.
+The's a good many fast quarter hosses," remarked Mr. Harum, "but them
+that c'n keep it up fer a full mile is scurce. What you goin' to do
+about the music bus'nis, or hain't ye made up your mind yet?" he asked,
+changing the subject.
+
+"I like Mr. Euston," said John, "and he seems very much in earnest about
+this matter; but I am not sure," he added thoughtfully, "that I can do
+what he wants, and I must say that I am very reluctant to undertake it;
+still, I don't know but that I ought to make the trial," and he looked
+up at David.
+
+"I guess I would if I was you," said the latter. "It can't do ye no
+harm, an' it may do ye some good. The fact is," he continued, "that you
+ain't out o' danger of runnin' in a rut. It would do you good mebbe to
+git more acquainted, an' mebbe this'll be the start on't."
+
+"With a little team of half a dozen women, as you called them," said
+John. "Mr. Euston has offered to introduce me to any one I cared to
+know."
+
+"I didn't mean the singin' folks," responded Mr. Harum, "I meant the
+church folks in gen'ral, an' it'll come 'round in a natur'l sort of
+way--not like bein' took 'round by Mr. Euston as if you'd _ast_ him to.
+You can't git along--you may, an' have fer a spell, but not alwus--with
+nobody to visit with but me an' Polly an' Dick, an' so on, an' once in a
+while with the parson; you ben used to somethin' diff'rent, an' while I
+ain't sayin' that Homeville soci'ty, pertic'lerly in the winter, 's the
+finest in the land, or that me an' Polly ain't all right in our way, you
+want a change o' feed once in a while, or you _may_ git the colic.
+Now," proceeded the speaker, "if this singin' bus'nis don't do more'n
+to give ye somethin' new to think about, an' take up an evenin' now an'
+then, even if it bothers ye some, I think mebbe it'll be a good thing
+fer ye. They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog--keeps
+him from broodin' over _bein'_ a dog, mebbe," suggested David.
+
+"Perhaps you are right," said John. "Indeed, I don't doubt that you are
+right, and I will take your advice."
+
+"Thank you," said David a minute or two later on, holding out the glass
+while John poured, "jest a wisdom toothful. I don't set up to be no
+Sol'mon, an' if you ever find out how I'm bettin' on a race jest
+'copper' me an' you c'n wear di'monds, but I know when a hoss has stood
+too long in the barn as soon as the next man."
+
+It is possible that even Mr. Euston did not fully appreciate the
+difficulties of the task which he persuaded our friend John to
+undertake; and it is certain that had the latter known all that they
+were to be he would have hardened his heart against both the pleadings
+of the rector and the advice of David. His efforts were welcomed and
+seconded by Mr. Hubber the tenor, and Miss Knapp the organist, and there
+was some earnestness displayed at first by the ladies of the choir; but
+Mr. Little, the bass, proved a hopeless case, and John, wholly against
+his intentions, and his inclinations as well, had eventually to take
+over the basso's duty altogether, as being the easiest way--in fact, the
+only way--to save his efforts from downright failure.
+
+Without going in detail into the trials and tribulations incident to the
+bringing of the musical part of the service at Mr. Euston's church up
+to a respectable if not a high standard, it may be said that with
+unremitting pains this end was accomplished, to the boundless relief and
+gratitude of that worthy gentleman, and to a good degree of the members
+of his congregation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+
+
+On a fine Sunday in summer after the close of the service the exit of
+the congregation of St. James's church presents an animated and
+inspiring spectacle. A good many well-dressed ladies of various ages,
+and not quite so many well-dressed men, mostly (as David would have put
+it) "runnin' a little younger," come from out the sacred edifice with an
+expression of relief easily changeable to something gayer. A few drive
+away in handsome equipages, but most prefer to walk, and there is
+usually a good deal of smiling talk in groups before parting, in which
+Mr. Euston likes to join. He leaves matters in the vestry to the care of
+old Barlow, the sexton, and makes, if one may be permitted the
+expression, "a quick change."
+
+Things had come about very much as David had desired and anticipated,
+and our friend had met quite a number of the "summer people," having
+been waylaid at times by the rector--in whose good graces he stood so
+high that he might have sung anything short of a comic song during the
+offertory--and presented willy-nilly. On this particular Sunday he had
+lingered a while in the gallery after service over some matter connected
+with the music, and when he came out of the church most of the people
+had made their way down the front steps and up the street; but standing
+near the gate was a group of three--the rector and two young women whom
+John had seen the previous summer, and now recognized as the Misses
+Verjoos. He raised his hat as he was passing the group, when Mr. Euston
+detained him: "I want to present you to the Misses Verjoos." A tall
+girl, dressed in some black material which gave John the impression of
+lace, recognized his salutation with a slight bow and a rather
+indifferent survey from a pair of very somber dark eyes, while her
+sister, in light colors, gave him a smiling glance from a pair of very
+blue ones, and, rather to his surprise, put out her hand with the usual
+declaration of pleasure, happiness, or what not.
+
+"We were just speaking of the singing," said the rector, "and I was
+saying that it was all your doing."
+
+"You really have done wonders," condescended she of the somber eyes. "We
+have only been here a day or two and this is the first time we have been
+at church."
+
+The party moved out of the gate and up the street, the rector leading
+with Miss Verjoos, followed by our friend and the younger sister.
+
+"Indeed you have," said the latter, seconding her sister's remark. "I
+don't believe even yourself can quite realize what the difference is.
+My! it is very nice for the rest of us, but it must be a perfect killing
+bore for you."
+
+"I have found it rather trying at times," said John; "but now--you are
+so kind--it is beginning to appear to me as the most delightful of
+pursuits."
+
+"Very pretty," remarked Miss Clara. "Do you say a good deal of that sort
+of thing?"
+
+"I am rather out of practice," replied John. "I haven't had much
+opportunity for some time."
+
+"I don't think you need feel discouraged," she returned. "A good method
+is everything, and I have no doubt you might soon be in form again."
+
+"Thanks for your encouragement," said John, smiling. "I was beginning to
+feel quite low in my mind about it." She laughed a little.
+
+"I heard quite a good deal about you last year from a very good friend
+of yours," said Miss Clara after a pause.
+
+John looked at her inquiringly.
+
+"Mrs. Bixbee," she said. "Isn't she an old dear?"
+
+"I have reason to think so, with all my heart," said John stoutly.
+
+"She talked a lot about you to me," said Miss Clara.
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"Yes, and if your ears did not burn you have no sense of gratitude.
+Isn't Mr. Harum funny?"
+
+"I have sometimes suspected it," said John, laughing. "He once told me
+rather an amusing thing about a young woman's running off with one of
+his horses."
+
+"Did he tell you that? Really? I wonder what you must have thought of
+me?"
+
+"Something of what Mr. Harum did, I fancy," said John.
+
+"What was that?"
+
+"Pardon me," was the reply, "but I have been snubbed once this morning."
+She gave a little laugh.
+
+"Mr. Harum and I are great 'neetups,' as he says. Is 'neetups' a nice
+word?" she asked, looking at her companion.
+
+"I should think so if I were in Mr. Harum's place," said John. "It means
+'cronies,' I believe, in his dictionary."
+
+They had come to where Freeland Street terminates in the Lake Road,
+which follows the border of the lake to the north and winds around the
+foot of it to the south and west.
+
+"Why!" exclaimed Miss Clara, "there comes David. I haven't seen him this
+summer."
+
+They halted and David drew up, winding the reins about the whipstock and
+pulling off his buckskin glove.
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Harum?" said the girl, putting her hand in his.
+
+"How air ye, Miss Claricy? Glad to see ye agin," he said. "I'm settin'
+up a little ev'ry day now, an' you don't look as if you was off your
+feed much, eh?"
+
+"No," she replied, laughing, "I'm in what you call pretty fair
+condition, I think."
+
+"Wa'al, I reckon," he said, looking at her smiling face with the
+frankest admiration. "Guess you come out a little finer ev'ry season,
+don't ye? Hard work to keep ye out o' the 'free-fer-all' class, I guess.
+How's all the folks?"
+
+"Nicely, thanks," she replied.
+
+"That's right," said David.
+
+"How is Mrs. Bixbee?" she inquired.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "I ben a little down in the mouth
+lately 'bout Polly--seems to be fallin' away some--don't weigh much more
+'n I do, I guess;" but Miss Clara only laughed at this gloomy report.
+
+"How is my horse Kirby?" she asked.
+
+"Wa'al, the ole bag-o'-bones is breathin' yet," said David, chuckling,
+"but he's putty well wore out--has to lean up agin the shed to whicker.
+Guess I'll have to sell ye another putty soon now. Still, what the' is
+left of him 's 's good 's ever 't will be, an' I'll send him up in the
+mornin'." He looked from Miss Clara to John, whose salutation he had
+acknowledged with the briefest of nods.
+
+"How'd you ketch _him_?" he asked, indicating our friend with a motion
+of his head. "Had to go after him with a four-quart measure, didn't ye?
+or did he let ye corner him?"
+
+"Mr. Euston caught him for me," she said, laughing, but coloring
+perceptibly, while John's face grew very red. "I think I will run on and
+join my sister, and Mr. Lenox can drive home with you. Good bye, Mr.
+Harum. I shall be glad to have Kirby whenever it is convenient. We shall
+be glad to see you at Lakelawn," she said to John cordially, "whenever
+you can come;" and taking her prayer book and hymnal from him, she sped
+away.
+
+"Look at her git over the ground," said David, turning to watch her
+while John got into the buggy. "Ain't that a gait?"
+
+"She is a charming girl," said John as old Jinny started off.
+
+"She's the one I told you about that run off with my hoss," remarked
+David, "an' I alwus look after him fer her in the winter."
+
+"Yes, I know," said John. "She was laughing about it to-day, and saying
+that you and she were great friends."
+
+"She was, was she?" said David, highly pleased. "Yes, sir, that's the
+girl, an', scat my ----! if I was thirty years younger she c'd run off
+with me jest as easy--an' I dunno but what she could anyway," he added.
+
+"Charming girl," repeated John rather thoughtfully.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I don't know as much about girls as I do about
+some things; my experience hain't laid much in that line, but I wouldn't
+like to take a contract to match _her_ on any _limit_. I guess," he
+added softly, "that the consideration in that deal 'd have to be 'love
+an' affection.' Git up, old lady," he exclaimed, and drew the whip along
+old Jinny's back like a caress. The mare quickened her pace, and in a
+few minutes they drove into the barn.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+
+
+"Where you ben?" asked Mrs. Bixbee of her brother as the three sat at
+the one o'clock dinner. "I see you drivin' off somewheres."
+
+"Ben up the Lake Road to 'Lizer Howe's," replied David. "He's got a hoss
+'t I've some notion o' buyin'."
+
+"Ain't the' week-days enough," she asked, "to do your horse-tradin' in
+'ithout breakin' the Sabbath?"
+
+David threw back his head and lowered a stalk of the last asparagus of
+the year into his mouth.
+
+"Some o' the best deals I ever made," he said, "was made on a Sunday.
+Hain't you never heard the sayin', 'The better the day, the better the
+deal'?"
+
+"Wa'al," declared Mrs. Bixbee, "the' can't be no blessin' on money
+that's made in that way, an' you'd be better off without it."
+
+"I dunno," remarked her brother, "but Deakin Perkins might ask a
+blessin' on a hoss trade, but I never heard of it's bein' done, an' I
+don't know jest how the deakin 'd put it; it'd be two fer the deakin an'
+one fer the other feller, though, somehow, you c'n bet."
+
+"Humph!" she ejaculated. "I guess nobody ever did; an' I sh'd think you
+had money enough an' horses enough an' time enough to keep out o' that
+bus'nis on Sunday, anyhow."
+
+"Wa'al, wa'al," said David, "mebbe I'll swear off before long, an'
+anyway the' wa'n't no blessin' needed on this trade, fer if you'll ask
+'Lizer he'll tell ye the' wa'n't none made. 'Lizer 's o' your way o'
+thinkin' on the subjict."
+
+"That's to his credit, anyway," she asserted.
+
+"Jes' so," observed her brother; "I've gen'ally noticed that folks who
+was of your way o' thinkin' never made no mistakes, an' 'Lizer 's a very
+consistent believer;" whereupon he laughed in a way to arouse both Mrs.
+Bixbee's curiosity and suspicion.
+
+"I don't see anythin' in that to laugh at," she declared.
+
+"He, he, he, he!" chuckled David.
+
+"Wa'al, you may 's well tell it one time 's another. That's the way,"
+she said, turning to John with a smile trembling on her lips, "'t he
+picks at me the hull time."
+
+"I've noticed it," said John. "It's shameful."
+
+"I do it hully fer her good," asserted David with a grin. "If it wa'n't
+fer me she'd git in time as narrer as them seven-day Babtists over to
+Peeble--they call 'em the 'narrer Babtists.' You've heard on 'em, hain't
+you, Polly?"
+
+"No," she said, without looking up from her plate, "I never heard on
+'em, an' I don't much believe you ever did neither."
+
+"What!" exclaimed David, "You lived here goin' on seventy year an' never
+heard on 'em?"
+
+"David Harum!" she cried, "I ain't within ten year----"
+
+"Hold on," he protested, "don't throw that teacup. I didn't say you
+_was_, I only said you was _goin' on_--an' about them people over to
+Peeble, they've got the name of the 'narrer Babtists' because they're so
+narrer in their views that fourteen on 'em c'n sit, side an' side, in a
+buggy." This astonishing statement elicited a laugh even from Aunt
+Polly, but presently she said:
+
+"Wa'al, I'm glad you found one man that would stan' you off on Sunday."
+
+"Yes'm," said her brother, "'Lizer 's jest your kind. I knew 't he'd
+hurt his foot, an' prob'ly couldn't go to meetin', an' sure enough, he
+was settin' on the stoop, an' I drove in an' pulled up in the lane
+alongside. We said good mornin' an' all that, an' I ast after the folks
+an' how his foot was gettin' 'long, an' so on, an' fin'ly I says, 'I see
+your boy drivin' a hoss the other day that looked a little--f'm the
+middle o' the road--as if he might match one I've got, an' I thought I'd
+drive up this mornin' an' see if we couldn't git up a dicker.' Wa'al, he
+give a kind of a hitch in his chair as if his foot hurt him, an' then he
+says, 'I guess I can't deal with ye to-day. I don't never do no bus'nis
+on Sunday,' he says.
+
+"'I've heard you was putty pertic'ler,' I says, 'but I'm putty busy jest
+about now, an' I thought that mebbe once in a way, an' seein' that you
+couldn't go to meetin' anyway, an' that I've come quite a ways an' don't
+know when I c'n see you agin, an' so on, that mebbe you'd think, under
+all the circumstances, the' wouldn't be no great harm in't--long 's I
+don't pay over no money, at cetery,' I says.
+
+"'No,' he says, shakin' his head in a sort o' mournful way, 'I'm glad to
+see ye, an' I'm sorry you've took all that trouble fer nuthin', but my
+conscience won't allow me,' he says, 'to do no bus'nis on Sunday.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I don't ask no man to go agin his conscience, but it
+wouldn't be no very glarin' transgression on your part, would it, if I
+was to go up to the barn all alone by myself an' look at the hoss?' I
+c'd see," continued Mr. Harum, "that his face kind o' brightened up at
+that, but he took his time to answer. 'Wa'al,' he says fin'ly, 'I don't
+want to lay down no law fer _you_, an' if _you_ don't see no harm in't,
+I guess the' ain't nuthin' to prevent ye.' So I got down an' started fer
+the barn, an'--he, he, he!--when I'd got about a rod he hollered after
+me, 'He's in the end stall,' he says.
+
+"Wa'al," the narrator proceeded, "I looked the critter over an' made up
+my mind about what he was wuth to me, an' went back an' got in, an'
+drove into the yard, an' turned 'round, an' drew up agin 'longside the
+stoop. 'Lizer looked up at me in an askin' kind of a way, but he didn't
+say anythin'.
+
+"'I s'pose,' I says, 'that you wouldn't want me to say anythin' more to
+ye, an' I may 's well jog along back.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I can't very well help hearin' ye, kin I, if you got
+anythin' to say?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'the hoss ain't exac'ly what I expected to find, nor
+jest what I'm lookin' fer; but I don't say I wouldn't 'a' made a deal
+with ye if the price had ben right, an' it hadn't ben Sunday.' I
+reckon," said David with a wink at John, "that that there foot o' his'n
+must 'a' give him an extry twinge the way he wriggled in his chair; but
+I couldn't break his lockjaw yit. So I gathered up the lines an' took
+out the whip, an' made all the motions to go, an' then I kind o' stopped
+an' says, 'I don't want you to go agin your princ'ples nor the law an'
+gosp'l on my account, but the' can't be no harm in s'posin' a case, can
+the'?' No, he allowed that s'posin' wa'n't jest the same as doin'.
+'Wa'al,' says I, 'now s'posin' I'd come up here yestidy as I have
+to-day, an' looked your hoss over, an' said to you, "What price do you
+put on him?" what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he said, 'puttin' it that way, I s'pose I'd 'a' said
+one-seventy.'
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'an' then agin, if I'd said that he wa'n't wuth that
+money to me, not bein' jest what I wanted--an' so he ain't--but that I'd
+give one-forty, _cash_, what do you s'pose you'd 'a' said?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, givin' a hitch, 'of course I don't know jest what I
+would have said, but I _guess_,' he says, ''t I'd 'a' said if you'll
+make it one-fifty you c'n have the hoss.'
+
+"'Wa'al, now,' I says, 's'posin' I was to send Dick Larrabee up here in
+the mornin' with the money, what do you s'pose you'd do?'
+
+"'I _s'pose_ I'd let him go,' says 'Lizer.
+
+"'All right,' I says, an' off I put. That conscience o' 'Lizer's,"
+remarked Mr. Harum in conclusion, "is wuth its weight in gold, _jest
+about_."
+
+"David Harum," declared Aunt Polly, "you'd ort to be 'shamed o'
+yourself."
+
+"Wa'al," said David with an air of meekness, "if I've done anythin' I'm
+sorry for, I'm willin' to be forgi'n. Now, s'posin'----"
+
+"I've heard enough 'bout s'posin' fer one day," said Mrs. Bixbee
+decisively, "unless it's s'posin' you finish your dinner so's't Sairy
+c'n git through her work sometime."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV.
+
+
+After dinner John went to his room and David and his sister seated
+themselves on the "verandy." Mr. Harum lighted a cigar and enjoyed his
+tobacco for a time in silence, while Mrs. Bixbee perused, with rather
+perfunctory diligence, the columns of her weekly church paper.
+
+"I seen a sight fer sore eyes this mornin'," quoth David presently.
+
+"What was that?" asked Aunt Polly, looking up over her glasses.
+
+"Claricy Verjoos fer one part on't," said David.
+
+"The Verjooses hev come, hev they? Wa'al, that's good. I hope she'll
+come up an' see me."
+
+David nodded. "An' the other part on't was," he said, "she an' that
+young feller of our'n was walkin' together, an' a putty slick pair they
+made too."
+
+"Ain't she purty?" said Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"They don't make 'em no puttier," affirmed David; "an' they was a nice
+pair. I couldn't help thinkin'," he remarked, "what a nice hitch up
+they'd make."
+
+"Guess the' ain't much chance o' that," she observed.
+
+"No, I guess not either," said David.
+
+"He hain't got anythin' to speak of, I s'pose, an' though I reckon
+she'll hev prop'ty some day, all that set o' folks seems to marry money,
+an' some one's alwus dyin' an' leavin' some on 'em some more. The' ain't
+nothin' truer in the Bible," declared Mrs. Bixbee with conviction, "'n
+that sayin' thet them that has gits."
+
+"That's seemin'ly about the way it runs in gen'ral," said David.
+
+"It don't seem right," said Mrs. Bixbee, with her eyes on her brother's
+face. "Now there was all that money one o' Mis' Elbert Swayne's
+relations left her last year, an' Lucy Scramm, that's poorer 'n
+poverty's back kitchin, an' the same relation to him that Mis' Swayne
+was, only got a thousan' dollars, an' the Swaynes rich already. Not but
+what the thousan' was a godsend to the Scramms, but he might jest as
+well 'a' left 'em comf'tibly off as not, 'stid of pilin' more onto the
+Swaynes that didn't need it."
+
+"Does seem kind o' tough," David observed, leaning forward to drop his
+cigar ash clear of the veranda floor, "but that's the way things goes,
+an' I've often had to notice that a man'll sometimes do the foolishist
+thing or the meanest thing in his hull life after he's dead."
+
+"You never told me," said Mrs. Bixbee, after a minute or two, in which
+she appeared to be following up a train of reflection, "much of anythin'
+about John's matters. Hain't he ever told you anythin' more 'n what
+you've told me? or don't ye want me to know? Didn't his father leave
+anythin'?"
+
+"The' was a little money," replied her brother, blowing out a cloud of
+smoke, "an' a lot of unlikely chances, but nothin' to live on."
+
+"An' the' wa'n't nothin' for 't but he had to come up here?" she
+queried.
+
+"He'd 'a' had to work on a salary somewhere, I reckon," was the reply.
+"The' was one thing," added David thoughtfully after a moment, "that'll
+mebbe come to somethin' some time, but it may be a good while fust, an'
+don't you ever let on to him nor nobody else 't I ever said anythin'
+about it."
+
+"I won't open my head to a livin' soul," she declared. "What was it?"
+
+"Wa'al, I don't know 's I ever told ye," he said, "but a good many years
+ago I took some little hand in the oil bus'nis, but though I didn't git
+in as deep as I wish now 't I had, I've alwus kept up a kind of int'rist
+in what goes on in that line."
+
+"No, I guess you never told me," she said. "Where you goin'?" as he got
+out of his chair.
+
+"Goin' to git my cap," he answered. "Dum the dum things! I don't believe
+the's a fly in Freeland County that hain't danced the wild kachuky on my
+head sence we set here. Be I much specked?" he asked, as he bent his
+bald poll for her inspection.
+
+"Oh, go 'long!" she cried, as she gave him a laughing push.
+
+"'Mongst other-things," he resumed, when he had returned to his chair
+and relighted his cigar, "the' was a piece of about ten or twelve
+hunderd acres of land down in Pennsylvany havin' some coal on it, he
+told me he understood, but all the timber, ten inch an' over, 'd ben
+sold off. He told me that his father's head clerk told him that the old
+gentleman had tried fer a long time to dispose of it; but it called fer
+too much to develop it, I guess; 't any rate he couldn't, an' John's
+got it to pay taxes on."
+
+"I shouldn't think it was wuth anythin' to him but jest a bill of
+expense," observed Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Tain't now," said David, "an' mebbe won't be fer a good while; still,
+it's wuth somethin', an' I advised him to hold onto it on gen'ral
+princ'ples. I don't know the pertic'ler prop'ty, of course," he
+continued, "but I do know somethin' of that section of country, fer I
+done a little prospectin' 'round there myself once on a time. But it
+wa'n't in the oil territory them days, or wa'n't known to be, anyway."
+
+"But it's eatin' itself up with taxes, ain't it?" objected Mrs. Bixbee.
+
+"Wa'al," he replied, "it's free an' clear, an' the taxes ain't so very
+much--though they do stick it to an outside owner down there--an' the
+p'int is here: I've alwus thought they didn't drill deep enough in that
+section. The' was some little traces of oil the time I told ye of, an'
+I've heard lately that the's some talk of a move to test the territory
+agin, an', if anythin' was to be found, the young feller's prop'ty might
+be wuth somethin', but," he added, "of course the' ain't no tellin'."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI.
+
+
+"Well," said Miss Verjoos, when her sister overtook her, Mr. Euston
+having stopped at his own gate, "you and your latest discovery seemed to
+be getting on pretty well from the occasional sounds which came to my
+ears. What is he like?"
+
+"He's charming," declared Miss Clara.
+
+"Indeed," remarked her sister, lifting her eyebrows. "You seem to have
+come to a pretty broad conclusion in a very short period of time.
+'Charming' doesn't leave very much to be added on longer acquaintance,
+does it?"
+
+"Oh, yes it does," said Miss Clara, laughing. "There are all degrees:
+Charming, very charming, most charming, and _perfectly_ charming."
+
+"To be sure," replied the other. "And there is the descending scale:
+Perfectly charming, most charming, very charming, charming, very
+pleasant, quite nice, and, oh, yes, well enough. Of course you have
+asked him to call."
+
+"Yes, I have," said Miss Clara.
+
+"Don't you think that mamma----"
+
+"No, I don't," declared the girl with decision. "I know from what Mr.
+Euston said, and I know from the little talk I had with him this
+morning, from his manner and--_je ne sais quoi_--that he will be a
+welcome addition to a set of people in which every single one knows
+just what every other one will say on any given subject and on any
+occasion. You know how it is."
+
+"Well," said the elder sister, smiling and half shutting her eyes with a
+musing look, "I think myself that we all know each other a little too
+well to make our affairs very exciting. Let us hope the new man will be
+all you anticipate, and," she added with a little laugh, and a side
+glance at her sister, "that there will be enough of him to go 'round."
+
+It hardly needs to be said that the aristocracy of Homeville and all the
+summer visitors and residents devoted their time to getting as much
+pleasure and amusement out of their life as was to be afforded by the
+opportunities at hand: Boating, tennis, riding, driving; an occasional
+picnic, by invitation, at one or the other of two very pretty
+waterfalls, far enough away to make the drive there and back a feature;
+as much dancing in an informal way as could be managed by the younger
+people; and a certain amount of flirtation, of course (but of a very
+harmless sort), to supply zest to all the rest. But it is not intended
+to give a minute account of the life, nor to describe in detail all the
+pursuits and festivities which prevailed during the season. Enough to
+say that our friend soon had opportunity to partake in them as much and
+often as was compatible with his duties. His first call at Lakelawn
+happened to be on an evening when the ladies were not at home, and it is
+quite certain that upon this, the occasion of his first essay of the
+sort, he experienced a strong feeling of relief to be able to leave
+cards instead of meeting a number of strange people, as he had thought
+would be likely.
+
+One morning, some days later, Peleg Hopkins came in with a grin and
+said, "The's some folks eout in front wants you to come eout an' see
+'em."
+
+"Who are they?" asked John, who for the moment was in the back room and
+had not seen the carriage drive up.
+
+"The two Verjoos gals," said Peleg with another distortion of his
+freckled countenance. "One on 'em hailed me as I was comin' in and ast
+me to ast you to come eout." John laughed a little as he wondered what
+their feeling would be were they aware that they were denominated as the
+"Verjoos gals" by people of Peleg's standing in the community.
+
+"We were so sorry to miss your visit the other evening," said Miss
+Clara, after the usual salutations.
+
+John said something about the loss having been his own, and after a few
+remarks of no special moment the young woman proceeded to set forth her
+errand.
+
+"Do you know the Bensons from Syrchester?" she asked.
+
+John replied that he knew who they were but had not the pleasure of
+their acquaintance.
+
+"Well," said Miss Clara, "they are extremely nice people, and Mrs.
+Benson is very musical; in fact, Mr. Benson does something in that line
+himself. They have with them for a few days a violinist, Fairman I think
+his name is, from Boston, and a pianist--what was it, Juliet?"
+
+"Schlitz, I think," said Miss Verjoos.
+
+"Oh, yes, that is it, and they are coming to the house to-night, and we
+are going to have some music in an informal sort of way. We shall be
+glad to have you come if you can."
+
+"I shall be delighted," said John sincerely. "At what time?"
+
+"Any time you like," she said; "but the Bensons will probably get there
+about half-past eight or nine o'clock."
+
+"Thank you very much, and I shall be delighted," he repeated.
+
+Miss Clara looked at him for a moment with a hesitating air.
+
+"There is another thing," she said.
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"Yes," she replied, "I may as well tell you that you will surely be
+asked to sing. Quite a good many people who have heard you in the
+quartette in church are anxious to hear you sing alone, Mrs. Benson
+among them."
+
+John's face fell a little.
+
+"You do sing other than church music, do you not?" she asked.
+
+"Yes," he admitted, "I know some other music."
+
+"Do you think it would be a bore to you."
+
+"No," said John, who indeed saw no way out of it; "I will bring some
+music, with pleasure, if you wish."
+
+"That's very nice of you," said Miss Clara, "and you will give us all a
+great deal of pleasure."
+
+He looked at her with a smile.
+
+"That will depend," he said, and after a moment, "Who will play for me?"
+
+"I had not thought of that," was the reply. "I think I rather took it
+for granted that you could play for yourself. Can't you?"
+
+"After a fashion, and simple things," he said, "but on an occasion I
+would rather not attempt it."
+
+The girl looked at her sister in some perplexity.
+
+"I should think," suggested Miss Verjoos, speaking for the second time,
+"that Mr. or Herr Schlitz would play your accompaniments, particularly
+if Mrs. Benson were to ask him, and if he can play for the violin I
+should fancy he can for the voice."
+
+"Very well," said John, "we will let it go at that." As he spoke David
+came round the corner of the bank and up to the carriage.
+
+"How d'y' do, Miss Verjoos? How air ye, Miss Claricy?" he asked, taking
+off his straw hat and mopping his face and head with his handkerchief.
+"Guess we're goin' to lose our sleighin', ain't we?"
+
+"It seems to be going pretty fast," replied Miss Clara, laughing.
+
+"Yes'm," he remarked, "we sh'll be scrapin' bare ground putty soon now
+if this weather holds on. How's the old hoss now you got him agin?" he
+asked. "Seem to 've wintered putty well? Putty chipper, is he?"
+
+"Better than ever," she affirmed. "He seems to grow younger every year."
+
+"Come, now," said David, "that ain't a-goin' to do. I cal'lated to sell
+ye another hoss _this_ summer anyway. Ben dependin' on't in fact, to pay
+a dividend. The bankin' bus'nis has been so neglected since this feller
+come that it don't amount to much any more," and he laid his hand on
+John's shoulder, who colored a little as he caught a look of demure
+amusement in the somber eyes of the elder sister.
+
+"After that," he said, "I think I had better get back to my neglected
+duties," and he bowed his adieus.
+
+"No, sir," said Miss Clara to David, "you must get your dividend out of
+some one else this summer."
+
+"Wa'al," said he, "I see I made a mistake takin' such good care on him.
+Guess I'll have to turn him over to Dug Robinson to winter next year.
+Ben havin' a little visit with John?" he asked. Miss Clara colored a
+little, with something of the same look which John had seen in her
+sister's face.
+
+"We are going to have some music at the house to-night, and Mr. Lenox
+has kindly promised to sing for us," she replied.
+
+"He has, has he?" said David, full of interest. "Wa'al, he's the feller
+c'n do it if anybody can. We have singin' an' music up t' the house
+ev'ry Sunday night--me an' Polly an' him--an' it's fine. Yes, ma'am, I
+don't know much about music myself, but I c'n beat time, an' he's got a
+stack o' music more'n a mile high, an' one o' the songs he sings 'll
+jest make the windows rattle. That's my fav'rit," averred Mr. Harum.
+
+"Do you remember the name of it?" asked Miss Clara.
+
+"No," he said; "John told me, an' I guess I'd know it if I heard it; but
+it's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n an' not feelin' exac'ly
+right--kind o' tired an' out o' sorts an' not knowin' jest where he was
+drivin' at--jest joggin' 'long with a loose rein fer quite a piece, an'
+so on; an' then, by an' by, strikin' right into his gait an' goin' on
+stronger 'n stronger, an' fin'ly finishin' up with an A--men that
+carries him quarter way round the track 'fore he c'n pull up. That's my
+fav'rit," Mr. Harum repeated, "'cept when him an' Polly sings together,
+an' if that ain't a show--pertic'lerly Polly--I don't want a cent. No,
+ma'am, when him an' Polly gits good an' goin' you can't see 'em fer
+dust."
+
+"I should like to hear them," said Miss Clara, laughing, "and I should
+particularly like to hear your favorite, the one which ends with the
+Amen--the very _large_ A--men."
+
+"Seventeen hands," declared Mr. Harum. "Must you be goin'? Wa'al, glad
+to have seen ye. Polly's hopin' you'll come an' see her putty soon."
+
+"I will," she promised. "Give her my love, and tell her so, please."
+
+They drove away and David sauntered in, went behind the desks, and
+perched himself up on a stool near the teller's counter as he often did
+when in the office, and John was not particularly engaged.
+
+"Got you roped in, have they?" he said, using his hat as a fan. "Scat my
+----! but ain't this a ring-tail squealer?"
+
+"It is very hot," responded John.
+
+"Miss Claricy says you're goin' to sing fer 'em up to their house
+to-night."
+
+"Yes," said John, with a slight shrug of the shoulders, as he pinned a
+paper strap around a pile of bills and began to count out another.
+
+"Don't feel very fierce for it, I guess, do ye?" said David, looking
+shrewdly at him.
+
+"Not very," said John, with a short laugh.
+
+"Feel a little skittish 'bout it, eh?" suggested Mr. Harum. "Don't see
+why ye should--anybody that c'n put up a tune the way you kin."
+
+"It's rather different," observed the younger man, "singing for you and
+Mrs. Bixbee and standing up before a lot of strange people."
+
+"H-m, h-m," said David with a nod; "diff'rence 'tween joggin' along on
+the road an' drivin' a fust heat on the track; in one case the' ain't
+nothin' up, an' ye don't care whether you git there a little more
+previously or a little less; an' in the other the's the crowd, an' the
+judges, an' the stake, an' your record, an' mebbe the pool box into the
+barg'in, that's all got to be considered. Feller don't mind it so much
+after he gits fairly off, but thinkin' on't beforehand 's fidgity
+bus'nis."
+
+"You have illustrated it exactly," said John, laughing, and much amused
+at David's very characteristic, as well as accurate, illustration.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"My!" exclaimed Aunt Polly, when John came into the sitting room after
+dinner dressed to go out. "My, don't he look nice? I never see you in
+them clo'es. Come here a minute," and she picked a thread off his sleeve
+and took the opportunity to turn him round for the purpose of giving him
+a thorough inspection.
+
+"That wa'n't what you said when you see me in _my_ gold-plated harniss,"
+remarked David, with a grin. "You didn't say nothin' putty to me."
+
+"Humph! I guess the's some diff'rence," observed Mrs. Bixbee with scorn,
+and her brother laughed.
+
+"How was you cal'latin' to git there?" he asked, looking at our friend's
+evening shoes.
+
+"I thought at first I would walk," was the reply, "but I rather think I
+will stop at Robinson's and get him to send me over."
+
+"I guess you won't do nothin' o' the sort," declared David. "Tom's all
+hitched to take you over, an' when you're ready jest ring the bell."
+
+"You're awfully kind," said John gratefully, "but I don't know when I
+shall be coming home."
+
+"Come back when you git a good ready," said Mr. Harum. "If you keep him
+an' the hoss waitin' a spell, I guess they won't take cold this
+weather."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVII.
+
+
+The Verjoos house, of old red brick, stands about a hundred feet back
+from the north side of the Lake Road, on the south shore of the lake.
+Since its original construction a _porte cochere_ has been built upon
+the front. A very broad hall, from which rises the stairway with a
+double turn and landing, divides the main body of the house through the
+middle. On the left, as one enters, is the great drawing room; on the
+right a parlor opening into a library; and beyond, the dining room,
+which looks out over the lake. The hall opens in the rear upon a broad,
+covered veranda, facing the lake, with a flight of steps to a lawn which
+slopes down to the lake shore, a distance of some hundred and fifty
+yards.
+
+John had to pass through a little flock of young people who stood near
+and about the entrance to the drawing room, and having given his package
+of music to the maid in waiting, with a request that it be put upon the
+piano, he mounted the stairs to deposit his hat and coat, and then went
+down.
+
+In the south end of the drawing room were some twenty people sitting and
+standing about, most of them the elders of the families who constituted
+society in Homeville, many of whom John had met, and nearly all of whom
+he knew by sight and name. On the edge of the group, and halfway down
+the room, were Mrs. Verjoos and her younger daughter, who gave him a
+cordial greeting; and the elder lady was kind enough to repeat her
+daughter's morning assurances of regret that they were out on the
+occasion of his call.
+
+"I trust you have been as good as your word," said Miss Clara, "and
+brought some music."
+
+"Yes, it is on the piano," he replied, looking across the room to where
+the instrument stood.
+
+The girl laughed. "I wish," she said, "you could have heard what Mr.
+Harum said this morning about your singing, particularly his description
+of The Lost Chord, and I wish that I could repeat it just as he gave
+it."
+
+"It's about a feller sittin' one day by the org'n," came a voice from
+behind John's shoulder, so like David's as fairly to startle him, "an'
+not feelin' exac'ly right--kind o' tired an' out o' sorts, an' not
+knowin' jest where he was drivin' at--jest joggin' along with a loose
+rein fer quite a piece, an' so on; an' then, by an' by, strikin' right
+into his gait an' goin' on stronger an' stronger, an' fin'ly finishin'
+up with an A--men that carries him quarter way 'round the track 'fore he
+c'n pull up." They all laughed except Miss Verjoos, whose gravity was
+unbroken, save that behind the dusky windows of her eyes, as she looked
+at John, there was for an instant a gleam of mischievous drollery.
+
+"Good evening, Mr. Lenox," she said. "I am very glad to see you," and
+hardly waiting for his response, she turned and walked away.
+
+"That is Juliet all over," said her sister. "You would not think to see
+her ordinarily that she was given to that sort of thing, but once in a
+while, when she feels like it--well--pranks! She is the funniest
+creature that ever lived, I believe, and can mimic and imitate any
+mortal creature. She sat in the carriage this morning, and one might
+have fancied from her expression that she hardly heard a word, but I
+haven't a doubt that she could repeat every syllable that was uttered.
+Oh, here come the Bensons and their musicians."
+
+John stepped back a pace or two toward the end of the room, but was
+presently recalled and presented to the newcomers. After a little talk
+the Bensons settled themselves in the corner at the lower end of the
+room, where seats were placed for the two musicians, and our friend took
+a seat near where he had been standing. The violinist adjusted his
+folding music rest. Miss Clara stepped over to the entrance door and put
+up her finger at the young people in the hall. "After the music begins,"
+she said, with a shake of the head, "if I hear one sound of giggling or
+chattering, I will send every one of you young heathen home. Remember
+now! This isn't your party at all."
+
+"But, Clara, dear," said Sue Tenaker (aged fifteen), "if we are very
+good and quiet do you think they would play for us to dance a little by
+and by?"
+
+"Impudence!" exclaimed Miss Clara, giving the girl's cheek a playful
+slap and going back to her place. Miss Verjoos came in and took a chair
+by her sister. Mrs. Benson leaned forward and raised her eyebrows at
+Miss Clara, who took a quick survey of the room and nodded in return.
+Herr Schlitz seated himself on the piano chair, pushed it a little back,
+drew it a little forward to the original place, looked under the piano
+at the pedals, took out his handkerchief and wiped his face and hands,
+and after arpeggioing up and down the key-board, swung into a waltz of
+Chopin's (Opus 34, Number 1), a favorite of our friend's, and which he
+would have thoroughly enjoyed--for it was splendidly played--if he had
+not been uneasily apprehensive that he might be asked to sing after it.
+And while on some accounts he would have been glad of the opportunity to
+"have it over," he felt a cowardly sense of relief when the violinist
+came forward for the next number. There had been enthusiastic applause
+at the north end of the room, and more or less clapping of hands at the
+south end, but not enough to impel the pianist to supplement his
+performance at the time. The violin number was so well received that Mr.
+Fairman added a little minuet of Boccherini's without accompaniment, and
+then John felt that his time had surely come. But he had to sit, drawing
+long breaths, through a Liszt fantasie on themes from Faust before his
+suspense was ended by Miss Clara, who was apparently mistress of
+ceremonies and who said to him, "Will you sing now, Mr. Lenox?"
+
+He rose and went to the end of the room where the pianist was sitting.
+"I have been asked to sing," he said to that gentleman. "Can I induce
+you to be so kind as to play for me?"
+
+"I am sure he will," said Mrs. Benson, looking at Herr Schlitz.
+
+"Oh, yes, I blay for you if you vant," he said. "Vhere is your moosic?"
+They went over to the piano. "Oh, ho! Jensen, Lassen, Helmund,
+Grieg--you zing dem?"
+
+"Some of them," said John. The pianist opened the Jensen album.
+
+"You want to zing one of dese?" he asked.
+
+"As well as anything," replied John, who had changed his mind a dozen
+times in the last ten minutes and was ready to accept any suggestion.
+
+"Ver' goot," said the other. "Ve dry dis: Lehn deine wang' an meine
+Wang'." His face brightened as John began to sing the German words. In a
+measure or two the singer and player were in perfect accord, and as the
+former found his voice the ends of his fingers grew warm again. At the
+end of the song the applause was distributed about as after the Chopin
+waltz.
+
+"Sehr schoen!" exclaimed Herr Schlitz, looking up and nodding; "you must
+zing zome more," and he played the first bars of Marie, am Fenster
+sitzest du, humming the words under his breath, and quite oblivious of
+any one but himself and the singer.
+
+"Zierlich," he said when the song was done, reaching for the collection
+of Lassen. "Mit deinen blauen Augen," he hummed, keeping time with his
+hands, but at this point Miss Clara came across the room, followed by
+her sister.
+
+"Mrs. Tenaker," she said, laughing, "asked me to ask you, Mr. Lenox, if
+you wouldn't please sing something they could understand."
+
+"I have a song I should like to hear you sing," said Miss Verjoos.
+"There is an obligato for violin and we have a violinist here. It is a
+beautiful song--Tosti's Beauty's Eyes. Do you know it?"
+
+"Yes," he replied.
+
+"Will you sing it for me?" she asked.
+
+"With the greatest pleasure," he answered.
+
+Once, as he sang the lines of the song, he looked up. Miss Verjoos was
+sitting with her elbows on the arm of her chair, her cheek resting upon
+her clasped hands and her dusky eyes were fastened upon his face. As the
+song concluded she rose and walked away. Mrs. Tenaker came over to the
+piano and put out her hand.
+
+"Thank you so much for your singing, Mr. Lenox," she said. "Would you
+like to do an old woman a favor?"
+
+"Very much so," said John, smiling and looking first at Mrs. Tenaker and
+then about the room, "but there are no old women here as far as I can
+see."
+
+"Very pretty, sir, very pretty," she said, looking very graciously at
+him. "Will you sing Annie Laurie for me?"
+
+"With all my heart," he said, bowing. He looked at Herr Schlitz, who
+shook his head.
+
+"Let me play it for you," said Mrs. Benson, coming over to the piano.
+
+"Where do you want it?" she asked, modulating softly from one key to
+another.
+
+"I think D flat will be about right," he replied. "Kindly play a little
+bit of it."
+
+The sound of the symphony brought most of even the young people into the
+drawing room. At the end of the first verse there was a subdued rustle
+of applause, a little more after the second, and at the end of the song
+so much of a burst of approval as could be produced by the audience.
+Mrs. Benson looked up into John's face and smiled.
+
+"We appear to have scored the success of the evening," she said with a
+touch of sarcasm. Miss Clara joined them.
+
+"What a dear old song that is!" she said. "Did you see Aunt Charlie
+(Mrs. Tenaker) wiping her eyes?--and that lovely thing of Tosti's! We
+are ever so much obliged to you, Mr. Lenox."
+
+John bowed his acknowledgments.
+
+"Will you take Mrs. Benson out to supper? There is a special table for
+you musical people at the east end of the veranda."
+
+"Is this merely a segregation or a distinction?" said John as they sat
+down.
+
+"We shall have to wait developments to decide that point, I should say,"
+replied Mrs. Benson. "I suppose that fifth place was put on the off
+chance that Mr. Benson might be of our party, but," she said, with a
+short laugh, "he is probably nine fathoms deep in a flirtation with Sue
+Tenaker. He shares Artemas Ward's tastes, who said, you may remember,
+that he liked little girls--big ones too."
+
+A maid appeared with a tray of eatables, and presently another with a
+tray on which were glasses and a bottle of Pommery _sec._ "Miss Clara's
+compliments," she said.
+
+"What do you think now?" asked Mrs. Benson, laughing.
+
+"Distinctly a distinction, I should say," he replied.
+
+"Das ist nicht so schlecht," grunted Herr Schlitz as he put half a
+_pate_ into his mouth, "bot I vould brefer beer."
+
+"The music has been a great treat to me," remarked John. "I have heard
+nothing of the sort for two years."
+
+"You have quite contributed your share of the entertainment," said Mrs.
+Benson.
+
+"You and I together," he responded, smiling.
+
+"You have got a be-oodifool woice," said Herr Schlitz, speaking with a
+mouthful of salad, "und you zing ligh a moosician, und you bronounce
+your vorts very goot."
+
+"Thank you," said John.
+
+After supper there was more singing in the drawing room, but it was not
+of a very classical order. Something short and taking for violin and
+piano was followed by an announcement from Herr Schlitz.
+
+"I zing you a zong," he said. The worthy man "breferred beer," but had,
+perhaps, found the wine quicker in effect, and in a tremendous bass
+voice he roared out, Im tiefen Keller sitz' ich hier, auf einem Fass
+voll Reben, which, if not wholly understood by the audience, had some of
+its purport conveyed by the threefold repetition of "trinke" at the end
+of each verse. Then a deputation waited upon John, to ask in behalf of
+the girls and boys if he knew and could sing Solomon Levi.
+
+"Yes," he said, sitting down at the piano, "if you'll all sing with me,"
+and it came to pass that that classic, followed by Bring Back my Bonnie
+to Me, Paddy Duffy's Cart, There's Music in the Air, and sundry other
+ditties dear to all hearts, was given by "the full strength of the
+company" with such enthusiasm that even Mr. Fairman was moved to join in
+with his violin; and when the Soldier's Farewell was given, Herr Schlitz
+would have sung the windows out of their frames had they not been open.
+Altogether, the evening's programme was brought to an end with a grand
+climax.
+
+"Thank you very much," said John as he said good night to Mrs. Verjoos.
+"I don't know when I have enjoyed an evening so much."
+
+"Thank _you_ very much," she returned graciously. "You have given us all
+a great deal of pleasure."
+
+"Yes," said Miss Verjoos, giving her hand with a mischievous gleam in
+her half-shut eyes, "I was enchanted with Solomon Levi."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVIII.
+
+
+David and John had been driving for some time in silence. The elder man
+was apparently musing upon something which had been suggested to his
+mind. The horses slackened their gait to a walk as they began the ascent
+of a long hill. Presently the silence was broken by a sound which caused
+John to turn his head with a look of surprised amusement--Mr. Harum was
+singing. The tune, if it could be so called, was scaleless, and these
+were the words:
+
+ "_Mon_day _mor_nin' I _mar_ried me a _wife_,
+ _Think_in' to _lead_ a _more_ contented _life_;
+ _Fid_dlin' an' _danc_in' _the_' was _played_,
+ To _see_ how un_happy_ poor _I_ was _made_.
+
+ "_Tues_day _morn_in', _'bout_ break o' _day_,
+ _While_ my _head_ on the _pil_ler did _lay_,
+ She _tuned_ up her _clack_, an' _scold_ed _more_
+ _Than_ I _ever_ heard be_fore_."
+
+"Never heard me sing before, did ye?" he said, looking with a grin at
+his companion, who laughed and said that he had never had that pleasure.
+"Wa'al, that's all 't I remember on't," said David, "an' I dunno 's I've
+thought about it in thirty year. The' was a number o' verses which
+carried 'em through the rest o' the week, an' ended up in a case of
+'sault an' battery, I rec'lect, but I don't remember jest how.
+Somethin' we ben sayin' put the thing into my head, I guess."
+
+"I should like to hear the rest of it," said John, smiling.
+
+David made no reply to this, and seemed to be turning something over in
+his mind. At last he said:
+
+"Mebbe Polly's told ye that I'm a wid'wer."
+
+John admitted that Mrs. Bixbee had said as much as that.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David, "I'm a wid'wer of long standin'."
+
+No appropriate comment suggesting itself to his listener, none was made.
+
+"I hain't never cared to say much about it to Polly," he remarked,
+"though fer that matter Jim Bixbee, f'm all accounts, was about as poor
+a shack as ever was turned out, I guess, an'--"
+
+John took advantage of the slight hesitation to interpose against what
+he apprehended might be a lengthy digression on the subject of the
+deceased Bixbee by saying:
+
+"You were quite a young fellow when you were married, I infer."
+
+"Two or three years younger 'n you be, I guess," said David, looking at
+him, "an' a putty green colt too in some ways," he added, handing over
+the reins and whip while he got out his silver tobacco box and helped
+himself to a liberal portion of its contents. It was plain that he was
+in the mood for personal reminiscences.
+
+"As I look back on't now," he began, "it kind o' seems as if it must 'a'
+ben some other feller, an' yet I remember it all putty dum'd well
+too--all but one thing, an' that the biggist part on't, an' that is how
+I ever come to git married at all. She was a widdo' at the time, an'
+kep' the boardin' house where I was livin'. It was up to Syrchester. I
+was better lookin' them days 'n I be now--had more hair at any
+rate--though," he remarked with a grin, "I was alwus a better goer than
+I was a looker. I was doin' fairly well," he continued, "but mebbe not
+so well as was thought by some.
+
+"Wa'al, she was a good-lookin' woman, some older 'n I was. She seemed to
+take some shine to me. I'd roughed it putty much alwus, an' she was
+putty clever to me. She was a good talker, liked a joke an' a laugh, an'
+had some education, an' it come about that I got to beauin' her 'round
+quite a consid'able, and used to go an' set in her room or the parlor
+with her sometimes evenin's an' all that, an' I wouldn't deny that I
+liked it putty well."
+
+It was some minutes before Mr. Harum resumed his narrative. The reins
+were sagging over the dashboard, held loosely between the first two
+fingers and thumb of his left hand, while with his right he had been
+making abstracted cuts at the thistles and other eligible marks along
+the roadside.
+
+"Wa'al," he said at last, "we was married, an' our wheels tracked putty
+well fer quite a consid'able spell. I got to thinkin' more of her all
+the time, an' she me, seemin'ly. We took a few days off together two
+three times that summer, to Niag'ry, an' Saratogy, an' 'round, an' had
+real good times. I got to thinkin' that the state of matrimony was a
+putty good institution. When it come along fall, I was doin' well enough
+so 't she could give up bus'nis, an' I hired a house an' we set up
+housekeepin'. It was really more on my account than her'n, fer I got to
+kind o' feelin' that when the meat was tough or the pie wa'n't done on
+the bottom that I was 'sociated with it, an' gen'ally I wanted a place
+of my own. But," he added, "I guess it was a mistake, fur 's she was
+concerned."
+
+"Why?" said John, feeling that some show of interest was incumbent.
+
+"I reckon," said David, "'t she kind o' missed the comp'ny an' the talk
+at table, an' the goin's on gen'ally, an' mebbe the work of runnin' the
+place--she was a great worker--an' it got to be some diff'rent, I
+s'pose, after a spell, settin' down to three meals a day with jest only
+me 'stid of a tableful, to say nothin' of the evenin's. I was glad
+enough to have a place of my own, but at the same time I hadn't ben used
+to settin' 'round with nothin' pertic'ler to do or say, with somebody
+else that hadn't neither, an' I wa'n't then nor ain't now, fer that
+matter, any great hand fer readin'. Then, too, we'd moved into a
+diff'rent part o' the town where my wife wa'n't acquainted. Wa'al,
+anyway, fust things begun to drag some--she begun to have spells of not
+speakin', an' then she begun to git notions about me. Once in a while
+I'd have to go down town on some bus'nis in the evenin'. She didn't seem
+to mind it at fust, but bom-by she got it into her head that the' wa'n't
+so much bus'nis goin' on as I made out, an' though along that time she'd
+set sometimes mebbe the hull evenin' without sayin' anythin' more 'n yes
+or no, an' putty often not that, yet if I went out there'd be a
+flare-up; an' as things went on the'd be spells fer a fortni't together
+when I couldn't any time of day git a word out of her hardly, unless it
+was to go fer me 'bout somethin' that mebbe I'd done an' mebbe I
+hadn't--it didn't make no diff'rence. An' when them spells was on, what
+she didn't take out o' me she did out o' the house--diggin' an'
+scrubbin', takin' up carpits, layin' down carpits, shiftin' the
+furniture, eatin' one day in the kitchin an' another in the settin'
+room, an' sleepin' most anywhere. She wa'n't real well after a while,
+an' the wuss she seemed to feel, the fiercer she was fer scrubbin' an'
+diggin' an' upsettin' things in gen'ral, an' bom-by she got so she
+couldn't keep a hired girl in the house more 'n a day or two at a time.
+She either wouldn't have 'em, or they wouldn't stay, an' more 'n half
+the time we was without one. This can't int'rist you much, can it?" said
+Mr. Harum, turning to his companion.
+
+"On the contrary," replied John, "it interests me very much. I was
+thinking," he added, "that probably the state of your wife's health had
+a good deal to do with her actions and views of things, but it must have
+been pretty hard on you all the same."
+
+"Wa'al, yes," said David, "I guess that's so. Her health wa'n't jest
+right, an' she showed it in her looks. I noticed that she'd pined an'
+pindled some, but I thought the' was some natural criss-crossedniss
+mixed up into it too. But I tried to make allow'nces an' the best o'
+things, an' git along 's well 's I could; but things kind o' got wuss
+an' wuss. I told ye that she begun to have notions about me, an' 't
+ain't hardly nec'sary to say what shape they took, an' after a while,
+mebbe a year 'n a half, she got so 't she wa'n't satisfied to know where
+I was _nights_--she wanted to know where I was _daytimes_. Kind o'
+makes me laugh now," he observed, "it seems so redic'lous; but it wa'n't
+no laughin' matter then. If I looked out o' winder she'd hint it up to
+me that I was watchin' some woman. She grudged me even to look at a
+picture paper; an' one day when we happened to be walkin' together she
+showed feelin' about one o' them wooden Injun women outside a cigar
+store."
+
+"Oh, come now, Mr. Harum," said John, laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a short laugh, "mebbe I did stretch that a
+little; but 's I told ye, she wanted to know where I was daytimes well
+'s nights, an' ev'ry once 'n a while she'd turn up at my bus'nis place,
+an' if I wa'n't there she'd set an' wait fer me, an' I'd either have to
+go home with her or have it out in the office. I don't mean to say that
+all the sort of thing I'm tellin' ye of kep' up all the time. It kind o'
+run in streaks; but the streaks kep' comin' oftener an' oftener, an' you
+couldn't never tell when the' was goin' to appear. Matters 'd go along
+putty well fer a while, an' then, all of a sudden, an' fer nothin' 't I
+could see, the' 'd come on a thunder shower 'fore you c'd git in out o'
+the wet."
+
+"Singular," said John thoughtfully.
+
+"Yes, sir," said David. "Wa'al, it come along to the second spring,
+'bout the first of May. She'd ben more like folks fer about a week mebbe
+'n she had fer a long spell, an' I begun to chirk up some. I don't
+remember jest how I got the idee, but f'm somethin' she let drop I
+gathered that she was thinkin' of havin' a new bunnit. I will say this
+for her," remarked David, "that she was an economical woman, an' never
+spent no money jest fer the sake o' spendin' it. Wa'al, we'd got along
+so nice fer a while that I felt more 'n usual like pleasin' her, an' I
+allowed to myself that if she wanted a new bunnit, money shouldn't stand
+in the way, an' I set out to give her a supprise."
+
+They had reached the level at the top of the long hill and the horses
+had broken into a trot, when Mr. Harum's narrative was interrupted and
+his equanimity upset by the onslaught of an excessively shrill, active,
+and conscientious dog of the "yellow" variety, which barked and sprang
+about in front of the mares with such frantic assiduity as at last to
+communicate enough of its excitement to them to cause them to bolt
+forward on a run, passing the yellow nuisance, which, with the facility
+of long practice, dodged the cut which David made at it in passing. It
+was with some little trouble that the horses were brought back to a
+sober pace.
+
+"Dum that dum'd dog!" exclaimed David with fervor, looking back to where
+the object of his execrations was still discharging convulsive yelps at
+the retreating vehicle, "I'd give a five-dollar note to git one good
+lick at him. I'd make him holler 'pen-an'-ink' _once_! Why anybody's
+willin' to have such a dum'd, wuthless, pestiferous varmint as that
+'round 's more 'n I c'n understand. I'll bet that the days they churn,
+that critter, unless they ketch him an' tie him up the night before, 'll
+be under the barn all day, an' he's jest blowed off steam enough to run
+a dog churn a hull forenoon."
+
+Whether or not the episode of the dog had diverted Mr. Harum's mind from
+his previous topic, he did not resume it until John ventured to remind
+him of it, with "You were saying something about the surprise for your
+wife."
+
+"That's so," said David. "Yes, wa'al, when I went home that night I
+stopped into a mil'nery store, an' after I'd stood 'round a minute, a
+girl come up an' ast me if she c'd show me anythin'.
+
+"'I want to buy a bunnit,' I says, an' she kind o' laughed. 'No,' I
+says, 'it ain't fer me, it's fer a lady,' I says; an' then we both
+laughed.
+
+"'What sort of a bunnit do you want?' she says.
+
+"'Wa'al, I dunno,' I says, 'this is the fust time I ever done anythin'
+in the bunnit line.' So she went over to a glass case an' took one out
+an' held it up, turnin' it 'round on her hand.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess it's putty enough fur 's it goes, but the'
+don't seem to be much of anythin' _to_ it. Hain't you got somethin' a
+little bit bigger an'--'
+
+"'Showier?' she says. 'How is this?' she says, doin' the same trick with
+another.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'that looks more like it, but I had an idee that the
+A 1, trible-extry fine article had more traps on't, an' most any one
+might have on either one o' them you've showed me an' not attrac' no
+attention at all. You needn't mind expense,' I says.
+
+"'Oh, very well,' she says, 'I guess I know what you want,' an' goes
+over to another case an' fetches out another bunnit twice as big as
+either the others, an' with more notions on't than you c'd shake a stick
+at--flowers, an' gard'n stuff, an' fruit, an' glass beads, an' feathers,
+an' all that, till you couldn't see what they was fixed on to. She took
+holt on't with both hands, the girl did, an' put it onto her head, an'
+kind o' smiled an' turned 'round slow so 't I c'd git a gen'ral view
+on't.
+
+"'Style all right?' I says.
+
+"'The very best of its kind,' she says.
+
+"'How 'bout the _kind_?' I says.
+
+"'The very best of its style,' she says."
+
+John laughed outright. David looked at him for a moment with a doubtful
+grin.
+
+"She _was_ a slick one, wa'n't she?" he said. "What a hoss trader she
+would 'a' made. I didn't ketch on at the time, but I rec'lected
+afterward. Wa'al," he resumed, after this brief digression, "'how much
+is it?' I says.
+
+"'Fifteen dollars,' she says.
+
+"'What?' I says. 'Scat my ----! I c'd buy head rigging enough to last me
+ten years fer that.'
+
+"'We couldn't sell it for less,' she says.
+
+"'S'posin' the lady 't I'm buyin' it fer don't jest like it,' I says,
+'can you alter it or swap somethin' else for it?'
+
+"'Cert'nly, within a reasonable time,' she says.
+
+"'Wa'al, all right,' I says, 'do her up.' An' so she wrapped the thing
+'round with soft paper an' put it in a box, an' I paid for't an' moseyed
+along up home, feelin' that ev'ry man, woman, an' child had their eyes
+on my parcel, but thinkin' how tickled my wife would be."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIX.
+
+
+The road they were on was a favorite drive with the two men, and at the
+point where they had now arrived David always halted for a look back and
+down upon the scene below them--to the south, beyond the intervening
+fields, bright with maturing crops, lay the village; to the west the
+blue lake, winding its length like a broad river, and the river itself a
+silver ribbon, till it was lost beneath the southern hills.
+
+Neither spoke. For a few minutes John took in the scene with the
+pleasure it always afforded him, and then glanced at his companion, who
+usually had some comment to make upon anything which stirred his
+admiration or interest. He was gazing, not at the landscape, but
+apparently at the top of the dashboard. "Ho, hum," he said,
+straightening the reins, with a "clk" to the horses, and they drove
+along for a while in silence--so long, in fact, that our friend, while
+aware that the elder man did not usually abandon a topic until he had
+"had his say out," was moved to suggest a continuance of the narrative
+which had been rather abruptly broken off, and in which he had become
+considerably interested.
+
+"Was your wife pleased?" he asked at last.
+
+"Where was I?" asked the other in return.
+
+"You were on your way home with your purchase," was the reply.
+
+"Oh, yes," Mr. Harum resumed. "It was a little after tea time when I got
+to the house, an' I thought prob'ly I'd find her in the settin' room
+waitin' fer me; but she wa'n't, an' I went up to the bedroom to find
+her, feelin' a little less sure o' things. She was settin' lookin' out
+o' winder when I come in, an' when I spoke to her she didn't give me no
+answer except to say, lookin' up at the clock, 'What's kept ye like
+this?'
+
+"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says, lookin' as smilin' 's I knew how,
+an' holdin' the box behind me.
+
+"'What you got there?' she says, slewin' her head 'round to git a sight
+at it.
+
+"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says agin, bringin' the box to the front
+an' feelin' my face straighten out 's if you'd run a flat iron over it.
+She seen the name on the paper.
+
+"'You ben spendin' your time there, have ye?' she says, settin' up in
+her chair an' pointin' with her finger at the box. '_That's_ where you
+ben the last half hour, hangin' 'round with them minxes in Mis'
+Shoolbred's. What's in that box?' she says, with her face a-blazin'.
+
+"'Now, Lizy,' I says, 'I wa'n't there ten minutes if I was that, an' I
+ben buyin' you a bunnit.'
+
+"'_You--ben--buyin'--me--a--bunnit_?' she says, stifnin' up stiffer 'n a
+stake.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'I heard you say somethin' 'bout a spring bunnit, an' I
+thought, seein' how economicle you was, that I'd buy you a nicer one 'n
+mebbe you'd feel like yourself. I thought it would please ye,' I says,
+tryin' to rub her the right way.
+
+"'Let me see it,' she says, in a voice dryer 'n a lime-burner's hat,
+pressin' her lips together an' reachin' out fer the box. Wa'al, sir, she
+snapped the string with a jerk an' sent the cover skimmin' across the
+room, an' then, as she hauled the parcel out of the box, she got up onto
+her feet. Then she tore the paper off on't an' looked at it a minute,
+an' then took it 'tween her thumb an' finger, like you hold up a dead
+rat by the tail, an' held it off at the end of her reach, an' looked it
+all over, with her face gettin' even redder if it could. Fin'ly she
+says, in a voice 'tween a whisper 'n a choke:
+
+"'What'd you pay fer the thing?'
+
+"'Fifteen dollars,' I says.
+
+"'Fifteen _dollars_?' she says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'don't ye like it?' Wa'al," said David, "she never said
+a word. She drawed in her arm an' took holt of the bunnit with her left
+hand, an' fust she pulled off one thing an' dropped it on the floor, fur
+off as she c'd reach, an' then another, an' then another, an' then, by
+gum! she went at it with both hands jest as fast as she could work 'em,
+an' in less time 'n I'm tellin' it to ye she picked the thing cleaner 'n
+any chicken you ever see, an' when she got down to the carkis she
+squeezed it up between her two hands, give it a wring an' a twist like
+it was a wet dish towel, an' flung it slap in my face. Then she made a
+half turn, throwin' back her head an' grabbin' into her hair, an' give
+the awfullest screechin' laugh--one screech after another that you c'd
+'a' heard a mile--an' then throwed herself face down on the bed,
+screamin' an' kickin'. Wa'al, sir, if I wa'n't at my wits' end, you c'n
+have my watch an' chain.
+
+"She wouldn't let me touch her no way, but, as luck had it, it was one
+o' the times when we had a hired girl, an' hearin' the noise she come
+gallopin' up the stairs. She wa'n't a young girl, an' she had a face
+humbly 'nough to keep her awake nights, but she had some sense,
+an'--'You'd bether run fer the docther,' she says, when she see the
+state my wife was in. You better believe I done the heat of my life,"
+said David, "an' more luck, the doctor was home an' jest finishin' his
+tea. His house an' office wa'n't but two three blocks off, an' in about
+a few minutes me an' him an' his bag was leggin' it fer my house, though
+I noticed he didn't seem to be 'n as much of a twitter 's I was. He ast
+me more or less questions, an' jest as we got to the house he says:
+
+"'Has your wife had any thin' to 'larm or shock her this evenin'?'
+
+"'Nothin' 't I know on,' I says, ''cept I bought her a new bunnit that
+didn't seem to come quite up to her idees.' At that," remarked Mr.
+Harum, "he give me a funny look, an' we went in an' upstairs.
+
+"The hired girl," he proceeded, "had got her quieted down some, but when
+we went in she looked up, an' seein' me, set up another screech, an' he
+told me to go downstairs an' he'd come down putty soon, an' after a
+while he did.
+
+"'Wa'al?' I says.
+
+"'She's quiet fer the present,' he says, takin' a pad o' paper out o'
+his pocket, an' writin' on it.
+
+"'Do you know Mis' Jones, your next-door neighbor?' he says. I allowed
+'t I had a speakin' acquaintance with her.
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'fust, you step in an' tell her I'm here an' want to
+see her, and ast her if she won't come right along; an' then you go down
+to my office an' have these things sent up; an' then,' he says, 'you go
+down town an' send this'--handin' me a note that he'd wrote an' put in
+an envelope--'up to the hospital--better send it up with a hack, or,
+better yet, go yourself,' he says, 'an' hurry. You can't be no use
+here,' he says. 'I'll stay, but I want a nurse here in an hour, an' less
+if possible.' I was putty well scared," said David, "by all that, an' I
+says, 'Lord,' I says, 'is she as bad off as that? What is it ails her?'
+
+"'Don't you know?' says the doc, givin' me a queer look.
+
+"'No,' I says, 'she hain't ben fust rate fer a spell back, but I
+couldn't git nothin' out of her what was the matter, an' don't know what
+pertic'ler thing ails her now, unless it's that dum'd bunnit,' I says.
+
+"At that the doctor laughed a little, kind as if he couldn't help it.
+
+"'I don't think that was hully to blame,' he says; 'may have hurried
+matters up a little--somethin' that was liable to happen any time in the
+next two months.'
+
+"'You don't mean it?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says. 'Now you git out as fast as you can. Wait a minute,' he
+says. 'How old is your wife?'
+
+"'F'm what she told me 'fore we was married,' I says, 'she's
+thirty-one.'
+
+"'Oh!' he says, raisin' his eyebrows. 'All right; hurry up, now,'
+
+"I dusted around putty lively, an' inside of an hour was back with the
+nurse, an 'jest after we got inside the door--" David paused
+thoughtfully for a moment and then, lowering his tone a little, "jest as
+we got inside the front door, a door upstairs opened an' I heard a
+little 'Waa! waa!' like it was the leetlist kind of a new lamb--an' I
+tell you," said David, with a little quaver in his voice, and looking
+straight over the off horse's ears, "nothin' 't I ever heard before nor
+since ever fetched me, right where I _lived_, as that did. The nurse,
+she made a dive fer the stairs, wavin' me back with her hand, an'
+I--wa'al--I went into the settin' room, an--wa'al--ne' mind.
+
+"I dunno how long I set there list'nin' to 'em movin' 'round overhead,
+an' wonderin' what was goin' on; but fin'ly I heard a step on the stair
+an' I went out into the entry, an' it was Mis' Jones. 'How be they?' I
+says.
+
+"'We don't quite know yet,' she says. 'The little boy is a nice formed
+little feller,' she says, 'an' them childern very often grow up, but he
+is _very little_,' she says.
+
+"'An' how 'bout my wife?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' she says, 'we don't know jest yet, but she is quiet now, an'
+we'll hope fer the best. If you want me,' she says, 'I'll come any time,
+night or day, but I must go now. The doctor will stay all night, an' the
+nurse will stay till you c'n git some one to take her place,' an' she
+went home, an'," declared David, "you've hearn tell of the 'salt of the
+earth,' an' if that woman wa'n't more on't than a hoss c'n draw down
+hill, the' ain't no such thing."
+
+"Did they live?" asked John after a brief silence, conscious of the
+bluntness of his question, but curious as to the sequel.
+
+"The child did," replied David; "not to grow up, but till he was 'twixt
+six an' seven; but my wife never left her bed, though she lived three
+four weeks. She never seemed to take no int'rist in the little feller,
+nor nothin' else much; but one day--it was Sunday, long to the last--she
+seemed a little more chipper 'n usual. I was settin' with her, an' I
+said to her how much better she seemed to be, tryin' to chirk her up.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I ain't goin' to live.'
+
+"'Don't ye say that,' I says.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I ain't, an' I don't care.'
+
+"I didn't know jest what to say, an' she spoke agin:
+
+"'I want to tell you, Dave,' she says, 'that you've ben good an' kind to
+me.'
+
+"'I've tried to,' I says, 'an' Lizy,' I says, 'I'll never fergive myself
+about that bunnit, long 's I live.'
+
+"'That hadn't really nothin' to do with it,' she says, 'an' you meant
+all right, though,' she says, almost in a whisper, an' the' came across
+her face, not a smile exac'ly, but somethin' like a little riffle on a
+piece o' still water, 'that bunnit _was_ enough to kill most
+_any_body.'"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XL.
+
+
+John leaned out of the buggy and looked back along the road, as if
+deeply interested in observing something which had attracted his
+attention, and David's face worked oddly for a moment.
+
+Turning south in the direction of the village, they began the descent of
+a steep hill, and Mr. Harum, careful of loose stones, gave all his
+attention to his driving. Our friend, respecting his vigilance, forebore
+to say anything which might distract his attention until they reached
+level ground, and then, "You never married again?" he queried.
+
+"No," was, the reply. "My matrymonial experience was 'brief an' to the
+p'int,' as the sayin' is."
+
+"And yet," urged John, "you were a young man, and I should have
+supposed----"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, breaking in and emitting his chuckling laugh, "I
+allow 't mebbe I sometimes thought on't, an' once, about ten year after
+what I ben tellin' ye, I putty much made up my mind to try another
+hitch-up. The' was a woman that I seen quite a good deal of, an' liked
+putty well, an' I had some grounds fer thinkin' 't she wouldn't show me
+the door if I was to ask her. In fact, I made up my mind I would take
+the chances, an' one night I put on my best bib an' tucker an' started
+fer her house. I had to go 'cross the town to where she lived, an' the
+farther I walked the fiercer I got--havin' made up my mind--so 't putty
+soon I was travelin' 's if I was 'fraid some other feller'd git there
+'head o' me. Wa'al, it was Sat'day night, an' the stores was all open,
+an' the streets was full o' people, an' I had to pull up in the crowd a
+little, an' I don't know how it happened in pertic'ler, but fust thing I
+knew I run slap into a woman with a ban'box, an' when I looked 'round,
+there was a mil'nery store in full blast an' winders full o' bunnits.
+Wa'al, sir, do you know what I done? Ye don't. Wa'al, the' was a hoss
+car passin' that run three mile out in the country in a diff'rent
+direction f'm where I started fer, an' I up an' got onto that car, an'
+rode the length o' that road, an' got off an' _walked back_--an' I never
+went near her house f'm that day to this, an' that," said David, "was
+the nearest I ever come to havin' another pardner to my joys an'
+sorro's."
+
+"That was pretty near, though," said John, laughing.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "mebbe Prov'dence might 'a' had some other plan fer
+stoppin' me 'fore I smashed the hull rig, if I hadn't run into the
+mil'nery shop, but as it was, that fetched me to a stan'still, an' I
+never started to run agin."
+
+They drove on for a few minutes in silence, which John broke at last by
+saying, "I have been wondering how you got on after your wife died and
+left you with a little child."
+
+"That was where Mis' Jones come in," said David. "Of course I got the
+best nurse I could, an' Mis' Jones 'd run in two three times ev'ry day
+an' see 't things was goin' on as right 's they could; but it come on
+that I had to be away f'm home a good deal, an' fin'ly, come fall, I got
+the Joneses to move into a bigger house, where I could have a room, an'
+fixed it up with Mis' Jones to take charge o' the little feller right
+along. She hadn't but one child, a girl of about thirteen, an' had lost
+two little ones, an' so between havin' took to my little mite of a thing
+f'm the fust, an' my makin' it wuth her while, she was willin', an' we
+went on that way till--the' wa'n't no further occasion fur 's he was
+concerned, though I lived with them a spell longer when I was at home,
+which wa'n't very often, an' after he died I was gone fer a good while.
+But before that time, when I was at home, I had him with me all the time
+I could manage. With good care he'd growed up nice an' bright, an' as
+big as the average, an' smarter 'n a steel trap. He liked bein' with me
+better 'n anybody else, and when I c'd manage to have him I couldn't
+bear to have him out o' my sight. Wa'al, as I told you, he got to be
+most seven year old. I'd had to go out to Chicago, an' one day I got a
+telegraph sayin' he was putty sick--an' I took the fust train East. It
+was 'long in March, an' we had a breakdown, an' run into an awful
+snowstorm, an' one thing another, an' I lost twelve or fifteen hours. It
+seemed to me that them two days was longer 'n my hull life, but I fin'ly
+did git home about nine o'clock in the mornin'. When I got to the house
+Mis' Jones was on the lookout fer me, an' the door opened as I run up
+the stoop, an' I see by her face that I was too late. 'Oh, David,
+David!' she says (she'd never called me David before), puttin' her hands
+on my shoulders.
+
+"'When?' I says.
+
+"''Bout midnight,' she says.
+
+"'Did he suffer much?' I says.
+
+"'No,' she says, 'I don't think so; but he was out of his head most of
+the time after the fust day, an' I guess all the time the last
+twenty-four hours.'
+
+"'Do you think he'd 'a' knowed me?' I says. 'Did he say anythin'?' an'
+at that," said David, "she looked at me. She wa'n't cryin' when I come
+in, though she had ben; but at that her face all broke up. 'I don't
+know,' she says. 'He kept sayin' things, an' 'bout all we could
+understand was "Daddy, daddy,"' an' then she throwed her apern over her
+face, an'----"
+
+David tipped his hat a little farther over his eyes, though, like many
+if not most "horsey" men, he usually wore it rather far down, and
+leaning over, twirled the whip in the socket between his two fingers and
+thumb. John studied the stitched ornamentation of the dashboard until
+the reins were pushed into his hands. But it was not for long. David
+straightened himself, and, without turning his head, resumed them as if
+that were a matter of course.
+
+"Day after the fun'ral," he went on, "I says to Mis' Jones, 'I'm goin'
+back out West,' I says, 'an' I can't say how long I shall be gone--long
+enough, anyway,' I says, 'to git it into my head that when I come back
+the' won't be no little feller to jump up an' 'round my neck when I come
+into the house; but, long or short, I'll come back some time, an'
+meanwhile, as fur 's things between you an' me air, they're to go on
+jest the same, an' more 'n that, do you think you'll remember him some?'
+I says.
+
+"'As long as I live,' she says, 'jest like my own.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'long 's you remember him, he'll be, in a way, livin'
+to ye, an' as long 's that I allow to pay fer his keep an' tendin' jest
+the same as I have, _an'_,' I says, 'if you don't let me you ain't no
+friend o' mine, an' you _ben_ a _good_ one.' Wa'al, she squimmidged
+some, but I wouldn't let her say 'No.' 'I've 'ranged it all with my
+pardner an' other ways,' I says, 'an' more 'n that, if you git into any
+kind of a scrape an' I don't happen to be got at, you go to him an' git
+what you want.'"
+
+"I hope she lived and prospered," said John fervently.
+
+"She lived twenty year," said David, "an' I wish she was livin' now. I
+never drawed a check on her account without feelin' 't I was doin'
+somethin' for my little boy.
+
+"The's a good many diff'rent sorts an' kinds o' sorro'," he said, after
+a moment, "that's in some ways kind o' kin to each other, but I guess
+losin' a child 's a specie by itself. Of course I passed the achin',
+smartin' point years ago, but it's somethin' you can't fergit--that is,
+you can't help feelin' about it, because it ain't only what the child
+_was_ to you, but what you keep thinkin' he'd 'a' ben growin' more an'
+more to _be_ to you. When I lost my little boy I didn't only lose him as
+he was, but I ben losin' him over an' agin all these years. What he'd
+'a' ben when he was _so_ old; an' what when he'd got to be a big boy;
+an' what he'd 'a' ben when he went mebbe to collidge; an' what he'd 'a'
+ben afterward, an' up to _now_. Of course the times when a man stuffs
+his face down into the pillers nights, passes, after a while; but while
+the's some sorro's that the happenin' o' things helps ye to fergit, I
+guess the's some that the happenin' o' things keeps ye rememberin', an'
+losin' a child 's one on 'em."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLI.
+
+
+It was the latter part of John's fifth winter in Homeville. The business
+of the office had largely increased. The new manufactories which had
+been established did their banking with Mr. Harum, and the older
+concerns, including nearly all the merchants in the village, had
+transferred their accounts from Syrchester banks to David's. The callow
+Hopkins had fledged and developed into a competent all-'round man, able
+to do anything in the office, and there was a new "skeezicks"
+discharging Peleg's former functions. Considerable impetus had been
+given to the business of the town by the new road whose rails had been
+laid the previous summer. There had been a strong and acrimonious
+controversy over the route which the road should take into and through
+the village. There was the party of the "nabobs" (as they were
+characterized by Mr. Harum) and their following, and the party of the
+"village people," and the former had carried their point; but now the
+road was an accomplished fact, and most of the bitterness which had been
+engendered had died away. Yet the struggle was still matter for talk.
+
+"Did I ever tell you," said David, as he and his cashier were sitting in
+the rear room of the bank, "how Lawyer Staples come to switch round in
+that there railroad jangle last spring?"
+
+"I remember," said John, "that you told me he had deserted his party,
+and you laughed a little at the time, but you did not tell me how it
+came about."
+
+"I kind o' thought I told ye," said David.
+
+"No," said John, "I am quite sure you did not."
+
+"Wa'al," said Mr. Harum, "the' was, as you know, the Tenaker-Rogers
+crowd wantin' one thing, an' the Purse-Babbit lot bound to have the
+other, an' run the road under the other fellers' noses. Staples was
+workin' tooth an' nail fer the Purse crowd, an' bein' a good deal of a
+politician, he was helpin' 'em a good deal. In fact, he was about their
+best card. I wa'n't takin' much hand in the matter either way, though my
+feelin's was with the Tenaker party. I know 't would come to a point
+where some money 'd prob'ly have to be used, an' I made up my mind I
+wouldn't do much drivin' myself unless I had to, an' not then till the
+last quarter of the heat. Wa'al, it got to lookin' like a putty even
+thing. What little show I had made was if anythin' on the Purse side.
+One day Tenaker come in to see me an' wanted to know flat-footed which
+side the fence I was on. 'Wa'al,' I says, 'I've ben settin' up fer
+shapes to be kind o' on the fence, but I don't mind sayin', betwixt you
+an' me, that the bulk o' my heft is a-saggin' your way; but I hain't
+took no active part, an' Purse an' them thinks I'm goin' to be on their
+side when it comes to a pinch.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'it's goin' to be a putty close thing, an' we're
+goin' to need all the help we c'n git.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess that's so, but fer the present I reckon I
+c'n do ye more good by keepin' in the shade. Are you folks prepared to
+spend a little money?' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, 'if it comes to that.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'it putty most gen'ally does come to that, don't it?
+Now, the's one feller that's doin' ye more harm than some others.'
+
+"'You mean Staples?' he says.
+
+"'Yes,' I says, 'I mean Staples. He don't really care a hill o' white
+beans which way the road comes in, but he thinks he's on the pop'lar
+side. Now,' I says, 'I don't know as it'll be nec'sary to use money with
+him, an' I don't say 't you could, anyway, but mebbe his yawp c'n be
+stopped. I'll have a quiet word with him,' I says, 'an' see you agin.'
+So," continued Mr. Harum, "the next night the' was quite a lot of 'em in
+the bar of the new hotel, an' Staples was haranguin' away the best he
+knowed how, an' bime by I nodded him off to one side, an' we went across
+the hall into the settin' room.
+
+"'I see you feel putty strong 'bout this bus'nis,' I says.
+
+"'Yes, sir, it's a matter of princ'ple with me,' he says, knockin' his
+fist down onto the table.
+
+"'How does the outcome on't look to ye?' I says. 'Goin' to be a putty
+close race, ain't it?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, ''tween you an' me, I reckon it is.'
+
+"'That's the way it looks to me,' I says, 'an' more'n that, the other
+fellers are ready to spend some money at a pinch.'
+
+"'They be, be they?' he says.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' I says, 'an' we've got to meet 'em halfway. Now,' I says,
+takin' a paper out o' my pocket, 'what I wanted to say to you is this:
+You ben ruther more prom'nent in this matter than most anybody--fur's
+talkin' goes--but I'm consid'ably int'risted. The's got to be some money
+raised, an' I'm ready,' I says, 'to put down as much as you be up to a
+couple o' hunderd, an' I'll take the paper 'round to the rest; but,' I
+says, unfoldin' it, 'I think you'd ought to head the list, an' I'll come
+next.' Wa'al," said David with a chuckle and a shake of the head, "you'd
+ought to have seen his jaw go down. He wriggled 'round in his chair, an'
+looked ten diff'rent ways fer Sunday.
+
+"'What do you say?' I says, lookin' square at him, ''ll you make it a
+couple a hunderd?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I guess I couldn't go 's fur 's that, an' I wouldn't
+like to head the list anyway.'
+
+"'All right,' I says, 'I'll head it. Will you say one-fifty?'
+
+"'No,' he says, pullin' his whiskers, 'I guess not.'
+
+"'A hunderd?' I says, an' he shook his head.
+
+"'Fifty,' I says, 'an' I'll go a hunderd,' an at that he got out his
+hank'chif an' blowed his nose, an' took his time to it. 'Wa'al,' I says,
+'what _do_ ye say?'
+
+"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I ain't quite prepared to give ye 'n answer
+to-night. Fact on't is,' he says, 'it don't make a cent's wuth o'
+diff'rence to me person'ly which way the dum'd road comes in, an' I
+don't jest this minute see why I should spend any money in it.'
+
+"'There's the _princ'ple_ o' the thing,' I says.
+
+"'Yes,' he says, gettin' out of his chair, 'of course, there's the
+princ'ple of the thing, an'--wa'al, I'll think it over an' see you
+agin,' he says, lookin' at his watch. 'I got to go now.'
+
+"Wa'al, the next night," proceeded Mr. Harum, "I went down to the hotel
+agin, an' the' was about the same crowd, but no Staples. The' wa'n't
+much goin' on, an' Purse, in pertic'ler, was lookin' putty down in the
+mouth. 'Where's Staples?' I says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' says Purse, 'he said mebbe he'd come to-night, an' mebbe he
+couldn't. Said it wouldn't make much diff'rence; an' anyhow he was goin'
+out o' town up to Syrchester fer a few days. I don't know what's come
+over the feller,' says Purse. 'I told him the time was gittin' short an'
+we'd have to git in our best licks, an' he said he guessed he'd done
+about all 't he could, an' in fact,' says Purse, 'he seemed to 'a' lost
+int'rist in the hull thing.'"
+
+"What did you say?" John asked.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with a grin, "Purse went on to allow 't he guessed
+somebody's pocketbook had ben talkin', but I didn't say much of
+anythin', an' putty soon come away. Two three days after," he continued,
+"I see Tenaker agin. 'I hear Staples has gone out o' town,' he says,
+'an' I hear, too,' he says, 'that he's kind o' soured on the hull
+thing--didn't care much how it did come out.'
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'when he comes back you c'n use your own judgment
+about havin' a little interview with him. Mebbe somethin' 's made him
+think the's two sides to this thing. But anyway,' I says, 'I guess he
+won't do no more hollerin'.'
+
+"'How's that?' says Tenaker.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I guess I'll have to tell ye a little story. Mebbe
+you've heard it before, but it seems to be to the point. Once on a
+time,' I says, 'the' was a big church meetin' that had lasted three
+days, an' the last evenin' the' was consid'able excitement. The prayin'
+an' singin' had warmed most on 'em up putty well, an' one o' the most
+movin' of the speakers was tellin' 'em what was what. The' was a big
+crowd, an' while most on 'em come to be edified, the' was quite a lot in
+the back part of the place that was ready fer anythin'. Wa'al, it
+happened that standin' mixed up in that lot was a feller named--we'll
+call him Smith, to be sure of him--an' Smith was jest runnin' over with
+power, an' ev'ry little while when somethin' the speaker said touched
+him on the funny bone he'd out with an "A--men! _Yes_, Lord!" in a voice
+like a fact'ry whistle. Wa'al, after a little the' was some snickerin'
+an' gigglin' an' scroughin' an' hustlin' in the back part, an' even some
+of the serioustest up in front would kind o' smile, an' the moderator
+leaned over an' says to one of the bretherin on the platform, "Brother
+Jones," he says, "can't you git down to the back of the hall an' say
+somethin' to quiet Brother Smith? Smith's a good man, an' a pious man,"
+the moderator says, "but he's very excitable, an' I'm 'fraid he'll git
+the boys to goin' back there an' disturb the meetin'." So Jones he
+worked his way back to where Smith was, an' the moderator watched him go
+up to Smith and jest speak to him 'bout ten seconds; an' after that
+Smith never peeped once. After the meetin' was over, the moderator says
+to Jones, "Brother Jones," he says, "what did you say to Brother Smith
+to-night that shut him up so quick?" "I ast him fer a dollar for For'n
+Missions," says Brother Jones, 'an', wa'al,' I says to Tenaker, 'that's
+what I done to Staples.'"
+
+"Did Mr. Tenaker see the point?" asked John, laughing.
+
+"He laughed a little," said David, "but didn't quite ketch on till I
+told him about the subscription paper, an' then he like to split."
+
+"Suppose Staples had taken you up," suggested John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I didn't think I was takin' many chances. If, in
+the fust place, I hadn't knowed Staples as well 's I did, the Smith
+fam'ly, so fur 's my experience goes, has got more members 'n any other
+fam'ly on top of the earth." At this point a boy brought in a telegram.
+David opened it, gave a side glance at his companion, and, taking out
+his pocketbook, put the dispatch therein.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLII.
+
+
+The next morning David called John into the rear room. "Busy?" he asked.
+
+"No," said John. "Nothing that can't wait."
+
+"Set down," said Mr. Harum, drawing a chair to the fire. He looked up
+with his characteristic grin. "Ever own a hog?" he said.
+
+"No," said John, smiling.
+
+"Ever feel like ownin' one?"
+
+"I don't remember ever having any cravings in that direction."
+
+"Like pork?" asked Mr. Harum.
+
+"In moderation," was the reply. David produced from his pocketbook the
+dispatch received the day before and handed it to the young man at his
+side. "Read that," he said.
+
+John looked at it and handed it back.
+
+"It doesn't convey any idea to my mind," he said.
+
+"What?" said David, "you don't know what 'Bangs Galilee' means? nor who
+'Raisin' is?"
+
+"You'll have to ask me an easier one," said John, smiling.
+
+David sat for a moment in silence, and then, "How much money have you
+got?" he asked.
+
+"Well," was the reply, "with what I had and what I have saved since I
+came I could get together about five thousand dollars, I think."
+
+"Is it where you c'n put your hands on't?"
+
+John took some slips of paper from his pocketbook and handed them to
+David.
+
+"H'm, h'm," said the latter. "Wa'al, I owe ye quite a little bunch o'
+money, don't I? Forty-five hunderd! Wa'al! Couldn't you 'a' done better
+'n to keep this here at four per cent?"
+
+"Well," said John, "perhaps so, and perhaps not. I preferred to do this
+at all events."
+
+"Thought the old man was _safe_ anyway, didn't ye?" said David in a tone
+which showed that he was highly pleased.
+
+"Yes," said John.
+
+"Is this all?" asked David.
+
+"There is some interest on those certificates, and I have some balance
+in my account," was the reply; "and then, you know, I have some very
+valuable securities--a beautiful line of mining stocks, and that
+promising Pennsylvania property."
+
+At the mention of the last-named asset David looked at him for an
+instant as if about to speak, but if so he changed his mind. He sat for
+a moment fingering the yellow paper which carried the mystic words.
+Presently he said, opening the message out, "That's from an old friend
+of mine out to Chicago. He come from this part of the country, an' we
+was young fellers together thirty years ago. I've had a good many deals
+with him and through him, an' he never give me a wrong steer, fur 's I
+know. That is, I never done as he told me without comin' out all right,
+though he's give me a good many pointers I never did nothin' about.
+'Tain't nec'sary to name no names, but 'Bangs Galilee' means 'buy pork,'
+an' as I've ben watchin' the market fer quite a spell myself, an'
+standard pork 's a good deal lower 'n it costs to pack it, I've made up
+my mind to buy a few thousan' barrels fer fam'ly use. It's a handy thing
+to have in the house," declared Mr. Harum, "an' I thought mebbe it
+wouldn't be a bad thing fer you to have a little. It looks cheap to me,"
+he added, "an' mebbe bime-by what you don't eat you c'n sell."
+
+"Well," said John, laughing, "you see me at table every day and know
+what my appetite is like. How much pork do you think I could take care
+of?"
+
+"Wa'al, at the present price," said David, "I think about four thousan'
+barrels would give ye enough to eat fer a spell, an' mebbe leave ye a
+few barrels to dispose of if you should happen to strike a feller later
+on that wanted it wuss 'n you did."
+
+John opened his eyes a little. "I should only have a margin of a dollar
+and a quarter," he said.
+
+"Wa'al, I've got a notion that that'll carry ye," said David. "It may go
+lower 'n what it is now. I never bought anythin' yet that didn't drop
+some, an' I guess nobody but a fool ever did buy at the bottom more'n
+once; but I've had an idee for some time that it was about bottom, an'
+this here telegraph wouldn't 'a' ben sent if the feller that sent it
+didn't think so too, an' I've had some other cor'spondence with him."
+Mr. Harum paused and laughed a little.
+
+"I was jest thinkin'," he continued, "of what the Irishman said about
+Stofford. Never ben there, have ye? Wa'al, it's a place eight nine mile
+f'm here, an' the hills 'round are so steep that when you're goin' up
+you c'n look right back under the buggy by jest leanin' over the edge
+of the dash. I was drivin' 'round there once, an' I met an Irishman with
+a big drove o' hogs.
+
+"'Hello, Pat!' I says, 'where 'd all them hogs come from?'
+
+"'Stofford,' he says.
+
+"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I wouldn't 'a' thought the' was so many hogs _in_
+Stofford.'
+
+"'Oh, be gobs!' he says, 'sure they're _all_ hogs in Stofford;' an',"
+declared David, "the bears ben sellin' that pork up in Chicago as if the
+hull everlastin' West was _all_ hogs."
+
+"It's very tempting," said John thoughtfully.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I don't want to tempt ye exac'ly, an' certain I
+don't want to urge ye. The' ain't no sure things but death an' taxes, as
+the sayin' is, but buyin' pork at these prices is buyin' somethin'
+that's got value, an' you can't wipe it out. In other words, it's buyin'
+a warranted article at a price consid'ably lower 'n it c'n be produced
+for, an' though it may go lower, if a man c'n _stick_, it's bound to
+level up in the long run."
+
+Our friend sat for some minutes apparently looking into the fire, but he
+was not conscious of seeing anything at all. Finally he rose, went over
+to Mr. Harum's desk, figured the interest on the certificates up to the
+first of January, indorsed them, and filling up a check for the balance
+of the amount in question, handed the check and certificate to David.
+
+"Think you'll go it, eh?" said the latter.
+
+"Yes," said John; "but if I take the quantity you suggest, I shall have
+nothing to remargin the trade in case the market goes below a certain
+point."
+
+"I've thought of that," replied David, "an' was goin' to say to you that
+I'd carry the trade down as fur as your money would go, in case more
+margins had to be called."
+
+"Very well," said John. "And will you look after the whole matter for
+me?"
+
+"All right," said David.
+
+John thanked him and returned to the front room.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were times in the months which followed when our friend had reason
+to wish that all swine had perished with those whom Shylock said "your
+prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into;" and the news of the world
+in general was of secondary importance compared with the market reports.
+After the purchase pork dropped off a little, and hung about the lower
+figure for some time. Then it began to advance by degrees until the
+quotation was a dollar above the purchase price.
+
+John's impulse was to sell, but David made no sign. The market held firm
+for a while, even going a little higher. Then it began to drop rather
+more rapidly than it had advanced, to about what the pork had cost, and
+for a long period fluctuated only a few cents one way or the other. This
+was followed by a steady decline to the extent of half-a-dollar, and, as
+the reports came, it "looked like going lower," which it did. In fact,
+there came a day when it was so "low," and so much more "looked like
+going lower" than ever (as such things usually do when the "bottom" is
+pretty nearly reached), that our friend had not the courage to examine
+the market reports for the next two days, and simply tried to keep the
+subject out of his mind. On the morning of the third day the Syrchester
+paper was brought in about ten o'clock, as usual, and laid on Mr.
+Harum's desk. John shivered a little, and for some time refrained from
+looking at it. At last, more by impulse than intention, he went into the
+back room and glanced at the first page without taking the paper in his
+hands. One of the press dispatches was headed: "Great Excitement on
+Chicago Board of Trade: Pork Market reported Cornered: Bears on the
+Run," and more of the same sort, which struck our friend as being the
+most profitable, instructive, and delightful literature that he had ever
+come across. David had been in Syrchester the two days previous,
+returning the evening before. Just then he came into the office, and
+John handed him the paper.
+
+"Wa'al," he said, holding it off at arm's length, and then putting on
+his glasses, "them fellers that thought they was _all_ hogs up West, are
+havin' a change of heart, are they? I reckoned they would 'fore they got
+through with it. It's ben ruther a long pull, though, eh?" he said,
+looking at John with a grin.
+
+"Yes," said our friend, with a slight shrug of the shoulders.
+
+"Things looked ruther colicky the last two three days, eh?" suggested
+David. "Did you think 'the jig was up an' the monkey was in the box?'"
+
+"Rather," said John. "The fact is," he admitted, "I am ashamed to say
+that for a few days back I haven't looked at a quotation. I suppose you
+must have carried me to some extent. How much was it?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "I kept the trade margined, of course, an' if we'd
+sold out at the bottom you'd have owed me somewhere along a thousan' or
+fifteen hunderd; but," he added, "it was only in the slump, an' didn't
+last long, an' anyway I cal'lated to carry that pork to where it would
+'a' ketched fire. I wa'n't worried none, an' you didn't let on to be,
+an' so I didn't say anythin'."
+
+"What do you think about it now?" asked John.
+
+"My opinion is now," replied Mr. Harum, "that it's goin' to putty near
+where it belongs, an' mebbe higher, an' them 's my advices. We can sell
+now at some profit, an' of course the bears 'll jump on agin as it goes
+up, an' the other fellers 'll take the profits f'm time to time. If I
+was where I could watch the market, I'd mebbe try to make a turn in 't
+'casionally, but I guess as 't is we'd better set down an' let her take
+her own gait. I don't mean to try an' git the top price--I'm alwus
+willin' to let the other feller make a little--but we've waited fer
+quite a spell, an' as it's goin' our way, we might 's well wait a little
+longer."
+
+"All right," said John, "and I'm very much obliged to you."
+
+"Sho, sho!" said David.
+
+It was not until August, however, that the deal was finally closed out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIII.
+
+
+The summer was drawing to a close. The season, so far as the social part
+of it was concerned, had been what John had grown accustomed to in
+previous years, and there were few changes in or among the people whom
+he had come to know very well, save those which a few years make in
+young people: some increase of importance in demeanor on the part of the
+young men whose razors were coming into requisition; and the changes
+from short to long skirts, from braids, pig-tails, and flowing-manes to
+more elaborate coiffures on the part of the young women. The most
+notable event had been the reopening of the Verjoos house, which had
+been closed for two summers, and the return of the family, followed by
+the appearance of a young man whom Miss Clara had met abroad, and who
+represented himself as the acknowledged _fiance_ of that young woman. It
+need hardly be said that discussions of the event, and upon the
+appearance, manners, prospects, etc., of that fortunate gentleman had
+formed a very considerable part of the talk of the season among the
+summer people; and, indeed, interest in the affair had permeated all
+grades and classes of society.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was some six weeks after the settlement of the transaction in "pork"
+that David and John were driving together in the afternoon as they had
+so often done in the last five years. They had got to that point of
+understanding where neither felt constrained to talk for the purpose of
+keeping up conversation, and often in their long drives there was little
+said by either of them. The young man was never what is called "a great
+talker," and Mr. Harum did not always "git goin'." On this occasion they
+had gone along for some time, smoking in silence, each man absorbed in
+his thoughts. Finally David turned to his companion.
+
+"Do you know that Dutchman Claricy Verjoos is goin' to marry?" he asked.
+
+"Yes," replied John, laughing; "I have met him a number of times. But he
+isn't a Dutchman. What gave you that idea?"
+
+"I heard it was over in Germany she run across him," said David.
+
+"I believe that is so, but he isn't a German. He is from Philadelphia,
+and is a friend of the Bradways."
+
+"What kind of a feller is he? Good enough for her?"
+
+"Well," said John, smiling, "in the sense in which that question is
+usually taken, I should say yes. He has good looks, good manners, a good
+deal of money, I am told, and it is said that Miss Clara--which is the
+main point, after all--is very much in love with him."
+
+"H'm," said David after a moment. "How do you git along with the Verjoos
+girls? Was Claricy's ears pointed all right when you seen her fust after
+she come home?"
+
+"Oh, yes!" replied John, smiling, "she and her sister were perfectly
+pleasant and cordial, and Miss Verjoos and I are on very friendly
+terms."
+
+"I was thinkin'," said David, "that you an' Claricy might be got to
+likin' each other, an' mebbe--"
+
+"I don't think there could ever have been the smallest chance of it,"
+declared John hastily.
+
+"Take the lines a minute," said David, handing them to his companion
+after stopping the horses. "The nigh one's picked up a stone, I guess,"
+and he got out to investigate. "The river road," he remarked as he
+climbed back into the buggy after removing the stone from the horse's
+foot, "is about the puttiest road 'round here, but I don't drive it
+oftener jest on account of them dum'd loose stuns." He sucked the air
+through his pursed-up lips, producing a little squeaking sound, and the
+horses started forward. Presently he turned to John:
+
+"Did you ever think of gettin' married?" he asked.
+
+"Well," said our friend with a little hesitation, "I don't remember that
+I ever did, very definitely."
+
+"Somebody 't you knew 'fore you come up here?" said David, jumping at a
+conclusion.
+
+"Yes," said John, smiling a little at the question.
+
+"Wouldn't she have ye?" queried David, who stuck at no trifles when in
+pursuit of information.
+
+John laughed. "I never asked her," he replied, in truth a little
+surprised at his own willingness to be questioned.
+
+"Did ye cal'late to when the time come right?" pursued Mr. Harum.
+
+Of this part of his history John had, of course, never spoken to David.
+There had been a time when, if not resenting the attempt upon his
+confidence, he would have made it plain that he did not wish to discuss
+the matter, and the old wound still gave him twinges. But he had not
+only come to know his questioner very well, but to be much attached to
+him. He knew, too, that the elder man would ask him nothing save in the
+way of kindness, for he had had a hundred proofs of that; and now, so
+far from feeling reluctant to take his companion into his confidence, he
+rather welcomed the idea. He was, withal, a bit curious to ascertain the
+drift of the inquiry, knowing that David, though sometimes working in
+devious ways, rarely started without an intention. And so he answered
+the question and what followed as he might have told his story to a
+woman.
+
+"An' didn't you never git no note, nor message, nor word of any kind?"
+asked David.
+
+"No."
+
+"Nor hain't ever heard a word about her f'm that day to this?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Nor hain't ever tried to?"
+
+"No," said John. "What would have been the use?"
+
+"Prov'dence seemed to 've made a putty clean sweep in your matters that
+spring, didn't it?"
+
+"It seemed so to me," said John.
+
+Nothing more was said for a minute or two. Mr. Harum appeared to have
+abandoned the pursuit of the subject of his questions. At last he said:
+
+"You ben here most five years."
+
+"Very nearly," John replied.
+
+"Ben putty contented, on the hull?"
+
+"I have grown to be," said John. "Indeed, it's hard to realize at times
+that I haven't always lived in Homeville. I remember my former life as
+if it were something I have read in a book. There was a John Lenox in
+it, but he seems to me sometimes more like a character in a story than
+myself."
+
+"An' yet," said David, turning toward him, "if you was to go back to it,
+this last five years 'd git to be that way to ye a good deal quicker.
+Don't ye think so?"
+
+"Perhaps so," replied John. "Yes," he added thoughtfully, "it is
+possible."
+
+"I guess on the hull, though," remarked Mr. Harum, "you done better up
+here in the country 'n you might some 'ers else--"
+
+"Oh, yes," said John sincerely, "thanks to you, I have indeed, and--"
+
+"--an'--ne' mind about me--you got quite a little bunch o' money
+together now. I was thinkin' 't mebbe you might feel 't you needn't to
+stay here no longer if you didn't want to."
+
+The young man turned to the speaker inquiringly, but Mr. Harum's face
+was straight to the front, and betrayed nothing.
+
+"It wouldn't be no more 'n natural," he went on, "an' mebbe it would be
+best for ye. You're too good a man to spend all your days workin' fer
+Dave Harum, an' I've had it in my mind fer some time--somethin' like
+that pork deal--to make you a little independent in case anythin' should
+happen, an'--gen'ally. I couldn't give ye no money 'cause you wouldn't
+'a' took it even if I'd wanted to, but now you got it, why----"
+
+"I feel very much as if you had given it to me," protested the young
+man.
+
+David put up his hand. "No, no," he said, "all 't I did was to propose
+the thing to ye, an' to put up a little money fer two three days. I
+didn't take no chances, an' it's all right, an' it's your'n, an' it
+makes ye to a certain extent independent of Homeville."
+
+"I don't quite see it so," said John.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, turning to him, "if you'd had as much five years
+ago you wouldn't 'a' come here, would ye?"
+
+John was silent.
+
+"What I was leadin' up to," resumed Mr. Harum after a moment, "is this:
+I ben thinkin' about it fer some time, but I haven't wanted to speak to
+ye about it before. In fact, I might 'a' put it off some longer if
+things wa'n't as they are, but the fact o' the matter is that I'm goin'
+to take down my sign."
+
+John looked at him in undisguised amazement, not unmixed with
+consternation.
+
+"Yes," said David, obviously avoiding the other's eye, "'David Harum,
+Banker,' is goin' to come down. I'm gettin' to be an' old man," he went
+on, "an' what with some investments I've got, an' a hoss-trade once in a
+while, I guess I c'n manage to keep the fire goin' in the kitchin stove
+fer Polly an' me, an' the' ain't no reason why I sh'd keep my sign up
+much of any longer. Of course," he said, "if I was to go on as I be now
+I'd want ye to stay jest as you are; but, as I was sayin', you're to a
+consid'able extent independent. You hain't no speciul ties to keep ye,
+an' you ought anyway, as I said before, to be doin' better for yourself
+than jest drawin' pay in a country bank."
+
+One of the most impressive morals drawn from the fairy tales of our
+childhood, and indeed from the literature and experience of our later
+periods of life, is that the fulfilment of wishes is often attended by
+the most unwelcome results. There had been a great many times when to
+our friend the possibility of being able to bid farewell to Homeville
+had seemed the most desirable of things, but confronted with the idea as
+a reality--for what other construction could he put upon David's words
+except that they amounted practically to a dismissal, though a most kind
+one?--he found himself simply in dismay.
+
+"I suppose," he said after a few moments, "that by 'taking down your
+sign' you mean going out of business--"
+
+"Figger o' speech," explained David.
+
+"--and your determination is not only a great surprise to me, but
+grieves me very much. I am very sorry to hear it--more sorry than I can
+tell you. As you remind me, if I leave Homeville I shall not go almost
+penniless as I came, but I shall leave with great regret, and,
+indeed--Ah, well--" he broke off with a wave of his hands.
+
+"What was you goin' to say?" asked David, after a moment, his eyes on
+the horizon.
+
+"I can't say very much more," replied the young man, "than that I am
+very sorry. There have been times," he added, "as you may understand,
+when I have been restless and discouraged for a while, particularly at
+first; but I can see now that, on the whole, I have been far from
+unhappy here. Your house has grown to be more a real home than any I
+have ever known, and you and your sister are like my own people. What
+you say, that I ought not to look forward to spending my life behind
+the counter of a village bank on a salary, may be true; but I am not, at
+present at least, a very ambitious person, nor, I am afraid, a very
+clever one in the way of getting on in the world; and the idea of
+breaking out for myself, even if that were all to be considered, is not
+a cheerful one. I am afraid all this sounds rather selfish to you, when,
+as I can see, you have deferred your plans for my sake, and after all
+else that you have done for me."
+
+"I guess I sha'n't lay it up agin ye," said David quietly.
+
+They drove along in silence for a while.
+
+"May I ask," said John, at length, "when you intend to 'take down your
+sign,' as you put it?"
+
+"Whenever you say the word," declared David, with a chuckle and a side
+glance at his companion. John turned in bewilderment.
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked.
+
+"Wa'al," said David with another short laugh, "fur 's the sign 's
+concerned, I s'pose we _could_ stick a new one over it, but I guess it
+might 's well come down; but we'll settle that matter later on."
+
+John still looked at the speaker in utter perplexity, until the latter
+broke out into a laugh.
+
+"Got any idee what's goin' onto the new sign?" he asked.
+
+"You don't mean----"
+
+"Yes, I do," declared Mr. Harum, "an' my notion 's this, an' don't you
+say aye, yes, nor no till I git through," and he laid his left hand
+restrainingly on John's knee.
+
+"The new sign 'll read 'Harum & Comp'ny,' or 'Harum & Lenox,' jest as
+you elect. You c'n put in what money you got an' I'll put in as much
+more, which 'll make cap'tal enough in gen'ral, an' any extry money
+that's needed--wa'al, up to a certain point, I guess I c'n manage. Now
+putty much all the new bus'nis has come in through you, an' practically
+you got the hull thing in your hands. You'll do the work about 's you're
+doin' now, an' you'll draw the same sal'ry; an' after that's paid we'll
+go snucks on anythin' that's left--that _is_," added David with a
+chuckle, "if you feel that you c'n _stan'_ it in Homeville."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I wish you was married to one of our Homeville girls, though," declared
+Mr. Harum later on as they drove homeward.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIV.
+
+
+Since the whooping-cough and measles of childhood the junior partner of
+Harum & Company had never to his recollection had a day's illness in his
+life, and he fought the attack which came upon him about the first week
+in December with a sort of incredulous disgust, until one morning when
+he did not appear at breakfast. He spent the next week in bed, and at
+the end of that time, while he was able to be about, it was in a languid
+and spiritless fashion, and he was shaken and exasperated by a
+persistent cough. The season was and had been unusually inclement even
+for that region, where the thermometer sometimes changes fifty degrees
+in thirty-six hours; and at the time of his release from his room there
+was a period of successive changes of temperature from thawing to zero
+and below, a characteristic of the winter climate of Homeville and its
+vicinity. Dr. Hayes exhibited the inevitable quinine, iron, and all the
+tonics in his pharmacopoeia, with cough mixtures and sundry, but in
+vain. Aunt Polly pressed bottles of sovereign decoctions and infusions
+upon him--which were received with thanks and neglected with the
+blackest ingratitude--and exhausted not only the markets of Homeville,
+but her own and Sairy's culinary resources (no mean ones, by the way)
+to tempt the appetite which would not respond. One week followed another
+without any improvement in his condition; and indeed as time went on he
+fell into a condition of irritable listlessness which filled his partner
+with concern.
+
+"What's the matter with him, Doc?" said David to the physician. "He
+don't seem to take no more int'rist than a foundered hoss. Can't ye do
+nothin' for him?"
+
+"Not much use dosin' him," replied the doctor. "Pull out all right, may
+be, come warm weather. Big strong fellow, but this cussed influenzy, or
+grip, as they call it, sometimes hits them hardest."
+
+"Wa'al, warm weather 's some way off," remarked Mr. Harum, "an' he
+coughs enough to tear his head off sometimes."
+
+The doctor nodded. "Ought to clear out somewhere," he said. "Don't like
+that cough myself."
+
+"What do you mean?" asked David.
+
+"Ought to go 'way for a spell," said the doctor; "quit working, and get
+a change of climate."
+
+"Have you told him so?" asked Mr. Harum.
+
+"Yes," replied the doctor; "said he couldn't get away."
+
+"H'm'm!" said David thoughtfully, pinching his lower lip between his
+thumb and finger.
+
+A day or two after the foregoing interview, John came in and laid an
+open letter in front of David, who was at his desk, and dropped
+languidly into a chair without speaking. Mr. Harum read the letter,
+smiled a little, and turning in his chair, took off his glasses and
+looked at the young man, who was staring abstractedly at the floor.
+
+"I ben rather expectin' you'd git somethin' like this. What be you goin'
+to do about it?"
+
+"I don't know," replied John. "I don't like the idea of leasing the
+property in any case, and certainly not on the terms they offer; but it
+is lying idle, and I'm paying taxes on it----"
+
+"Wa'al, as I said, I ben expectin' fer some time they'd be after ye in
+some shape. You got this this mornin'?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"I expect you'd sell the prop'ty if you got a good chance, wouldn't ye?"
+
+"With the utmost pleasure," said John emphatically.
+
+"Wa'al, I've got a notion they'll buy it of ye," said David, "if it's
+handled right. I wouldn't lease it if it was mine an' I wanted to sell
+it, an' yet, in the long run, you might git more out of it--an' then
+agin you mightn't," he added.
+
+"I don't know anything about it," said John, putting his handkerchief to
+his mouth in a fit of coughing. David looked at him with a frown.
+
+"I ben aware fer some time that the' was a movement on foot in your
+direction," he said. "You know I told ye that I'd ben int'ristid in the
+oil bus'nis once on a time; an' I hain't never quite lost my int'rist,
+though it hain't ben a very active one lately, an' some fellers down
+there have kep' me posted some. The' 's ben oil found near where you're
+located, an' the prospectin' points your way. The hull thing has ben
+kep' as close as possible, an' the holes has ben plugged, but the oil is
+there somewhere. Now it's like this: If you lease on shares an' they
+strike the oil on your prop'ty, mebbe it'll bring you more money; but
+they might strike, an' agin they mightn't. Sometimes you git a payin'
+well an' a dry hole only a few hunderd feet apart. Nevertheless they
+want to drill your prop'ty. I know who the parties is. These fellers
+that wrote this letter are simply actin' for 'em."
+
+The speaker was interrupted by another fit of coughing, which left the
+sufferer very red in the face, and elicited from him the word which is
+always greeted with laughter in a theater.
+
+"Say," said David, after a moment, in which he looked anxiously at his
+companion, "I don't like that cough o' your'n."
+
+"I don't thoroughly enjoy it myself," was the rejoinder.
+
+"Seems to be kind o' growin' on ye, don't it?"
+
+"I don't know," said John.
+
+"I was talkin' with Doc Hayes about ye," said David, "an' he allowed
+you'd ought to have your shoes off an' run loose a spell."
+
+John smiled a little, but did not reply.
+
+"Spoke to you about it, didn't he?" continued David.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"An' you told him you couldn't git away?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Didn't tell him you wouldn't go if you could, did ye?"
+
+"I only told him I couldn't go," said John.
+
+David sat for a moment thoughtfully tapping the desk with his
+eyeglasses, and then said with his characteristic chuckle:
+
+"I had a letter f'm Chet Timson yestidy."
+
+John looked up at him, failing to see the connection.
+
+"Yes," said David, "he's out fer a job, an' the way he writes I guess
+the dander's putty well out of him. I reckon the' hain't ben nothin'
+much but hay in _his_ manger fer quite a spell," remarked Mr. Harum.
+
+"H'm!" said John, raising his brows, conscious of a humane but very
+faint interest in Mr. Timson's affairs. Mr. Harum got out a cigar, and,
+lighting it, gave a puff or two, and continued with what struck the
+younger man as a perfectly irrelevant question. It really seemed to him
+as if his senior were making conversation.
+
+"How's Peleg doin' these days?" was the query.
+
+"Very well," was the reply.
+
+"C'n do most anythin' 't's nec'sary, can't he?"
+
+A brief interruption followed upon the entrance of a man, who, after
+saying good-morning, laid a note on David's desk, asking for the money
+on it. Mr. Harum handed it back, indicating John with a motion of his
+thumb.
+
+The latter took it, looked at the face and back, marked his initials on
+it with a pencil, and the man went out to the counter.
+
+"If you was fixed so 't you could git away fer a spell," said David a
+moment or two after the customer's departure, "where would you like to
+go?"
+
+"I have not thought about it," said John rather listlessly.
+
+"Wa'al, s'pose you think about it a little now, if you hain't got no
+pressin' engagement. Bus'nis don't seem to be very rushin' this
+mornin'."
+
+"Why?" said John.
+
+"Because," said David impressively, "you're goin' somewhere right off,
+quick 's you c'n git ready, an' you may 's well be makin' up your mind
+where."
+
+John looked up in surprise. "I don't want to go away," he said, "and if
+I did, how could I leave the office?"
+
+"No," responded Mr. Harum, "you don't want to make a move of any kind
+that you don't actually have to, an' that's the reason fer makin' one.
+F'm what the doc said, an' f'm what I c'n see, you got to git out o'
+this dum'd climate," waving his hand toward the window, against which
+the sleet was beating, "fer a spell; an' as fur 's the office goes, Chet
+Timson 'd be tickled to death to come on an' help out while you're away,
+an' I guess 'mongst us we c'n mosey along some gait. I ain't _quite_ to
+the bone-yard yet myself," he added with a grin.
+
+The younger man sat for a moment or two with brows contracted, and
+pulling thoughtfully at his moustache.
+
+"There is that matter," he said, pointing to the letter on the desk.
+
+"Wa'al," said David, "the' ain't no tearin' hurry 'bout that; an' any
+way, I was goin' to make you a suggestion to put the matter into my
+hands to some extent."
+
+"Will you take it?" said John quickly. "That is exactly what I should
+wish in any case."
+
+"If you want I should," replied Mr. Harum. "Would you want to give full
+power attorney, or jest have me say 't I was instructed to act for ye?"
+
+"I think a better way would be to put the property in your name
+altogether," said John. "Don't you think so?"
+
+"Wa'al," said David, thoughtfully, after a moment, "I hadn't thought of
+that, but mebbe I _could_ handle the matter better if you was to do
+that. I know the parties, an' if the' was any bluffin' to be done either
+side, mebbe it would be better if they thought I was playin' my own
+hand."
+
+At that point Peleg appeared and asked Mr. Lenox a question which took
+the latter to the teller's counter. David sat for some time drumming on
+his desk with the fingers of both hands. A succession of violent coughs
+came from the front room. His mouth and brows contracted in a wince, and
+rising, he put on his coat and hat and went slowly out of the bank.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLV.
+
+
+The Vaterland was advertised to sail at one o'clock, and it wanted but
+fifteen or twenty minutes of the hour. After assuring himself that his
+belongings were all together in his state-room, John made his way to the
+upper deck and leaning against the rail, watched the bustle of
+embarkation, somewhat interested in the people standing about, among
+whom it was difficult in instances to distinguish the passengers from
+those who were present to say farewell. Near him at the moment were two
+people, apparently man and wife, of middle age and rather distinguished
+appearance, to whom presently approached, with some evidence of hurry
+and with outstretched hand, a very well dressed and pleasant looking
+man.
+
+"Ah, here you are, Mrs. Ruggles," John heard him say as he shook hands.
+
+Then followed some commonplaces of good wishes and farewells, and in
+reply to a question which John did not catch, he heard the lady
+addressed as Mrs. Ruggles say, "Oh, didn't you see her? We left her on
+the lower deck a few minutes ago. Ah, here she comes."
+
+The man turned and advanced a step to meet the person in question.
+John's eyes involuntarily followed the movement, and as he saw her
+approach his heart contracted sharply: it was Mary Blake. He turned
+away quickly, and as the collar of his ulster was about his face, for
+the air of the January day was very keen, he thought that she had not
+recognized him. A moment later he went aft around the deck-house, and
+going forward to the smoking-room, seated himself therein, and took the
+passenger list out of his pocket. He had already scanned it rather
+cursorily, having but the smallest expectation of coming upon a familiar
+name, yet feeling sure that, had hers been there, it could not have
+escaped him. Nevertheless, he now ran his eye over the columns with
+eager scrutiny, and the hands which held the paper shook a little.
+
+There was no name in the least like Blake. It occurred to him that by
+some chance or error hers might have been omitted, when his eye caught
+the following:
+
+ William Ruggles New York.
+ Mrs. Ruggles " "
+ Mrs. Edward Ruggles " "
+
+It was plain to him then. She was obviously traveling with the people
+whom she had just joined on deck, and it was equally plain that she was
+Mrs. Edward Ruggles. When he looked up the ship was out in the river.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVI.
+
+
+John had been late in applying for his passage, and in consequence, the
+ship being very full, had had to take what berth he could get, which
+happened to be in the second cabin. The occupants of these quarters,
+however, were not rated as second-class passengers. The Vaterland took
+none such on her outward voyages, and all were on the same footing as to
+the fare and the freedom of the ship. The captain and the orchestra
+appeared at dinner in the second saloon on alternate nights, and the
+only disadvantage in the location was that it was very far aft; unless
+it could be considered a drawback that the furnishings were of plain
+wood and plush instead of carving, gilding, and stamped leather. In
+fact, as the voyage proceeded, our friend decided that the after-deck
+was pleasanter than the one amidships, and the cozy second-class
+smoking-room more agreeable than the large and gorgeous one forward.
+
+Consequently, for a while he rarely went across the bridge which spanned
+the opening between the two decks. It may be that he had a certain
+amount of reluctance to encounter Mrs. Edward Ruggles.
+
+The roof of the second cabin deck-house was, when there was not too much
+wind, a favorite place with him. It was not much frequented, as most of
+those who spent their time on deck apparently preferred a place nearer
+amidships. He was sitting there on the morning of the fifth day out,
+looking idly over the sea, with an occasional glance at the people who
+were walking on the promenade-deck below, or leaning on the rail which
+bounded it. He turned at a slight sound behind him, and rose with his
+hat in his hand. The flush in his face, as he took the hand which was
+offered him, reflected the color in the face of the owner, but the
+grayish brown eyes, which he remembered so well, looked into his, a
+little curiously, perhaps, but frankly and kindly. She was the first to
+speak.
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Lenox?" she said.
+
+"How do you do, Mrs. Ruggles?" said John, throwing up his hand as, at
+the moment of his reply, a puff of wind blew the cape of his mackintosh
+over his head. They both laughed a little (this was their greeting after
+nearly six years), and sat down.
+
+"What a nice place!" she said, looking about her.
+
+"Yes," said John; "I sit here a good deal when it isn't too windy."
+
+"I have been wondering why I did not get a sight of you," she said. "I
+saw your name in the passenger list. Have you been ill?"
+
+"I'm in the second cabin," he said, smiling.
+
+She looked at him a little incredulously, and he explained.
+
+"Ah, yes," she said, "I saw your name, but as you did not appear in the
+dining saloon, I thought you must either be ill or that you did not
+sail. Did you know that I was on board?" she asked.
+
+It was rather an embarrassing question.
+
+"I have been intending," he replied rather lamely, "to make myself known
+to you--that is, to--well, make my presence on board known to you. I got
+just a glimpse of you before we sailed, when you came up to speak to a
+man who had been saying good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles. I heard him
+speak their name, and looking over the passenger list I identified you
+as Mrs. Edward Ruggles."
+
+"Ah," she said, looking away for an instant, "I did not know that you
+had seen me, and I wondered how you came to address me as Mrs. Ruggles
+just now."
+
+"That was how," said John; and then, after a moment, "it seems rather
+odd, doesn't it, that we should be renewing an acquaintance on an ocean
+steamer as we did once before, so many years ago? and that the first bit
+of intelligence that I have had of you in all the years since I saw you
+last should come to me through the passenger list?"
+
+"Did you ever try to get any?" she asked. "I have always thought it very
+strange that we should never have heard anything about you."
+
+"I went to the house once, some weeks after you had gone," said John,
+"but the man in charge was out, and the maid could tell me nothing."
+
+"A note I wrote you at the time of your father's death," she said, "we
+found in my small nephew's overcoat pocket after we had been some time
+in California; but I wrote a second one before we left New York, telling
+you of our intended departure, and where we were going."
+
+"I never received it," he said. Neither spoke for a while, and then:
+
+"Tell me of your sister and brother-in-law," he said.
+
+"My sister is at present living in Cambridge, where Jack is at college,"
+was the reply; "but poor Julius died two years ago."
+
+"Ah," said John, "I am grieved to hear of Mr. Carling's death. I liked
+him very much."
+
+"He liked you very much," she said, "and often spoke of you."
+
+There was another period of silence, so long, indeed, as to be somewhat
+embarrassing. None of the thoughts which followed each other in John's
+mind was of the sort which he felt like broaching. He realized that the
+situation was getting awkward, and that consciousness added to the
+confusion of his ideas. But if his companion shared his embarrassment,
+neither her face nor her manner betrayed it as at last she said,
+turning, and looking frankly at him:
+
+"You seem very little changed. Tell me about yourself. Tell me something
+of your life in the last six years."
+
+During the rest of the voyage they were together for a part of every
+day, sometimes with the company of Mrs. William Ruggles, but more often
+without it, as her husband claimed much of her attention and rarely came
+on deck; and John, from time to time, gave his companion pretty much the
+whole history of his later career. But with regard to her own life, and,
+as he noticed, especially the two years since the death of her
+brother-in-law, she was distinctly reticent. She never spoke of her
+marriage or her husband, and after one or two faintly tentative
+allusions, John forebore to touch upon those subjects, and was driven to
+conclude that her experience had not been a happy one. Indeed, in their
+intercourse there were times when she appeared distrait and even moody;
+but on the whole she seemed to him to be just as he had known and loved
+her years ago; and all the feeling that he had had for her then broke
+forth afresh in spite of himself--in spite of the fact that, as he told
+himself, it was more hopeless than ever: absolutely so, indeed.
+
+It was the last night of their voyage together. The Ruggleses were to
+leave the ship the next morning at Algiers, where they intended to
+remain for some time.
+
+"Would you mind going to the after-deck?" he asked. "These people
+walking about fidget me," he added rather irritably.
+
+She rose, and they made their way aft. John drew a couple of chairs near
+to the rail. "I don't care to sit down for the present," she said, and
+they stood looking out at sea for a while in silence.
+
+"Do you remember," said John at last, "a night six years ago when we
+stood together, at the end of the voyage, leaning over the rail like
+this?"
+
+"Yes," she said.
+
+"Does this remind you of it?" he asked.
+
+"I was thinking of it," she said.
+
+"Do you remember the last night I was at your house?" he asked, looking
+straight out over the moonlit water.
+
+"Yes," she said again.
+
+"Did you know that night what was in my heart to say to you?"
+
+There was no answer.
+
+"May I tell you now?" he asked, giving a side glance at her profile,
+which in the moonlight showed very white.
+
+"Do you think you ought?" she answered in a low voice, "or that I ought
+to listen to you?"
+
+"I know," he exclaimed. "You think that as a married woman you should
+not listen, and that knowing you to be one I should not speak. If it
+were to ask anything of you I would not. It is for the first and last
+time. To-morrow we part again, and for all time, I suppose. I have
+carried the words that were on my lips that night all these years in my
+heart. I know I can have no response--I expect none; but it can not harm
+you if I tell you that I loved you then, and have----"
+
+She put up her hand in protest.
+
+"You must not go on, Mr. Lenox," she said, turning to him, "and I must
+leave you."
+
+"Are you very angry with me?" he asked humbly.
+
+She turned her face to the sea again and gave a sad little laugh.
+
+"Not so much as I ought to be," she answered; "but you yourself have
+given the reason why you should not say such things, and why I should
+not listen, and why I ought to say good-night."
+
+"Ah, yes," he said bitterly; "of course you are right, and this is to be
+the end."
+
+She turned and looked at him for a moment. "You will never again speak
+to me as you have to-night, will you?" she asked.
+
+"I should not have said what I did had I not thought I should never see
+you again after to-morrow," said John, "and I am not likely to do that,
+am I?"
+
+"If I could be sure," she said hesitatingly, and as if to herself.
+
+"Well," said John eagerly. She stood with her eyes downcast for a
+moment, one hand resting on the rail, and then she looked up.
+
+"We expect to stay in Algiers about two months," she said, "and then we
+are going to Naples to visit some friends for a few days, about the time
+you told me you thought you might be there. Perhaps it would be better
+if we said good-bye to-night; but if after we get home you are to spend
+your days in Homeville and I mine in New York, we shall not be likely to
+meet, and, except on this side of the ocean, we may, as you say, never
+see each other again. So, if you wish, you may come to see me in Naples
+if you happen to be there when we are. I am sure after to-night that I
+may trust you, may I not? But," she added, "perhaps you would not care.
+I am treating you very frankly; but from your standpoint you would
+expect or excuse more frankness than if I were a young girl."
+
+"I care very much," he declared, "and it will be a happiness to me to
+see you on any footing, and you may trust me never to break bounds
+again." She made a motion as if to depart.
+
+"Don't go just yet," he said pleadingly; "there is now no reason why you
+should for a while, is there? Let us sit here in this gorgeous night a
+little longer, and let me smoke a cigar."
+
+At the moment he was undergoing a revulsion of feeling. His state of
+mind was like that of an improvident debtor who, while knowing that the
+note must be paid some time, does not quite realize it for a while after
+an extension. At last the cigar was finished. There had been but little
+said between them.
+
+"I really must go," she said, and he walked with her across the hanging
+bridge and down the deck to the gangway door.
+
+"Where shall I address you to let you know when we shall be in Naples?"
+she asked as they were about to separate.
+
+"Care of Cook & Son," he said. "You will find the address in Baedeker."
+
+He saw her the next morning long enough for a touch of the hand and a
+good-bye before the bobbing, tubby little boat with its Arab crew took
+the Ruggleses on board.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVII.
+
+
+How John Lenox tried to kill time during the following two months, and
+how time retaliated during the process, it is needless to set forth. It
+may not, however, be wholly irrelevant to note that his cough had
+gradually disappeared, and that his appetite had become good enough to
+carry him through the average table d'hote dinner. On the morning after
+his arrival at Naples he found a cable dispatch at the office of Cook &
+Son, as follows: "Sixty cash, forty stock. Stock good. Harum."
+
+"God bless the dear old boy!" said John fervently. The Pennsylvania
+property was sold at last; and if "stock good" was true, the dispatch
+informed him that he was, if not a rich man for modern days, still, as
+David would have put it, "wuth consid'able." No man, I take it, is very
+likely to receive such a piece of news without satisfaction; but if our
+friend's first sensation was one of gratification, the thought which
+followed had a drop of bitterness in it. "If I could only have had it
+before!" he said to himself; and indeed many of the disappointments of
+life, if not the greater part, come because events are unpunctual. They
+have a way of arriving sometimes too early, or worse, too late.
+
+Another circumstance detracted from his satisfaction: a note he
+expected did not appear among the other communications waiting him at
+the bankers, and his mind was occupied for the while with various
+conjectures as to the reason, none of which was satisfactory. Perhaps
+she had changed her mind. Perhaps--a score of things! Well, there was
+nothing for it but to be as patient as possible and await events. He
+remembered that she had said she was to visit some friends by the name
+of Hartleigh, and she had told him the name of their villa, but for the
+moment he did not remember it. In any case he did not know the
+Hartleighs, and if she had changed her mind--as was possibly indicated
+by the omission to send him word--well----! He shrugged his shoulders,
+mechanically lighted a cigarette, and strolled down and out of the
+Piazza Martiri and across to the Largo della Vittoria. He had a
+half-formed idea of walking back through the Villa Nazionale, spending
+an hour at the Aquarium, and then to his hotel for luncheon. It occurred
+to him at the moment that there was a steamer from Genoa on the Monday
+following, that he was tired of wandering about aimlessly and alone, and
+that there was really no reason why he should not take the said steamer
+and go home. Occupied with these reflections, he absently observed, just
+opposite to him across the way, a pair of large bay horses in front of a
+handsome landau. A coachman in livery was on the box, and a small
+footman, very much coated and silk-hatted, was standing about; and, as
+he looked, two ladies came out of the arched entrance to the court of
+the building before which the equipage was halted, and the small footman
+sprang to the carriage door.
+
+One of the ladies was a stranger to him, but the other was Mrs. William
+Ruggles; and John, seeing that he had been recognized, at once crossed
+over to the carriage; and presently, having accepted an invitation to
+breakfast, found himself sitting opposite them on his way to the Villa
+Violante. The conversation during the drive up to the Vomero need not be
+detailed. Mrs. Hartleigh arrived at the opinion that our friend was
+rather a dull person. Mrs. Ruggles, as he had found out, was usually
+rather taciturn. Neither is it necessary to say very much of the
+breakfast, nor of the people assembled.
+
+It appeared that several guests had departed the previous day, and the
+people at table consisted only of Mr. and Mrs. Ruggles, Mary, Mr. and
+Mrs. Hartleigh and their two daughters, and John, whose conversation was
+mostly with his host, and was rather desultory. In fact, there was
+during the meal a perceptible air of something like disquietude. Mr.
+Ruggles in particular said almost nothing, and wore an appearance of
+what seemed like anxiety. Once he turned to his host: "When ought I to
+get an answer to that cable, Hartleigh? to-day, do you think?"
+
+"Yes, I should say so without doubt," was the reply, "if it's answered
+promptly, and in fact there's plenty of time. Remember that we are about
+six hours earlier than New York by the clock, and it's only about seven
+in the morning over there."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Coffee was served on the balustraded platform of the flight of marble
+steps leading down to the grounds below.
+
+"Mary," said Mrs. Hartleigh, when cigarettes had been offered, "don't
+you want to show Mr. Lenox something of La Violante?"
+
+"I shall take you to my favorite place," she said, as they descended the
+steps together.
+
+The southern front of the grounds of the Villa Violante is bounded and
+upheld by a wall of tufa fifty feet in height and some four hundred feet
+long. About midway of its length a semicircular bench of marble, with a
+rail, is built out over one of the buttresses. From this point is
+visible the whole bay and harbor of Naples, and about one third of the
+city lies in sight, five hundred feet below. To the left one sees
+Vesuvius and the Sant' Angelo chain, which the eye follows to Sorrento.
+Straight out in front stands Capri, and to the right the curve of the
+bay, ending at Posilipo. The two, John and his companion, halted near
+the bench, and leaned upon the parapet of the wall for a while in
+silence. From the streets below rose no rumble of traffic, no sound of
+hoof or wheel; but up through three thousand feet of distance came from
+here and there the voices of street-venders, the clang of a bell, and
+ever and anon the pathetic supplication of a donkey. Absolute quiet
+prevailed where they stood, save for these upcoming sounds. The April
+sun, deliciously warm, drew a smoky odor from the hedge of box with
+which the parapet walk was bordered, in and out of which darted small
+green lizards with the quickness of little fishes.
+
+John drew a long breath.
+
+"I don't believe there is another such view in the world," he said. "I
+do not wonder that this is your favorite spot."
+
+"Yes," she said, "you should see the grounds--the whole place is
+superb--but this is the glory of it all, and I have brought you
+straight here because I wanted to see it with you, and this may be the
+only opportunity."
+
+"What do you mean?" he asked apprehensively.
+
+"You heard Mr. Ruggles's question about the cable dispatch?" she said.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well," she said, "our plans have been very much upset by some things he
+has heard from home. We came on from Algiers ten days earlier than we
+had intended, and if the reply to Mr. Ruggles's cable is unfavorable, we
+are likely to depart for Genoa to-morrow and take the steamer for home
+on Monday. The reason why I did not send a note to your bankers," she
+added, "was that we came on the same boat that I intended to write by;
+and Mr. Hartleigh's man has inquired for you every day at Cook's so that
+Mr. Hartleigh might know of your coming and call upon you."
+
+John gave a little exclamation of dismay. Her face was very still as she
+gazed out over the sea with half-closed eyes. He caught the scent of the
+violets in the bosom of her white dress.
+
+"Let us sit down," she said at last. "I have something I wish to say to
+you."
+
+He made no rejoinder as they seated themselves, and during the moment or
+two of silence in which she seemed to be meditating how to begin, he sat
+bending forward, holding his stick with both hands between his knees,
+absently prodding holes in the gravel.
+
+"I think," she began, "that if I did not believe the chances were for
+our going to-morrow, I would not say it to-day." John bit his lip and
+gave the gravel a more vigorous punch. "But I have felt that I must say
+it to you some time before we saw the last of each other, whenever that
+time should be."
+
+"Is it anything about what happened on board ship?" he asked in a low
+voice.
+
+"Yes," she replied, "it concerns all that took place on board ship, or
+nearly all, and I have had many misgivings about it. I am afraid that I
+did wrong, and I am afraid, too, that in your secret heart you would
+admit it."
+
+"No, never!" he exclaimed. "If there was any wrong done, it was wholly
+of my own doing. I was alone to blame. I ought to have remembered that
+you were married, and perhaps--yes, I did remember it in a way, but I
+could not realize it. I had never seen or heard of your husband, or
+heard of your marriage. He was a perfectly unreal person to me, and
+you--you seemed only the Mary Blake that I had known, and as I had known
+you. I said what I did that night upon an impulse which was as
+unpremeditated as it was sudden. I don't see how you were wrong. You
+couldn't have foreseen what took place--and----"
+
+"Have you not been sorry for what took place?" she asked, with her eyes
+on the ground. "Have you not thought the less of me since?"
+
+He turned and looked at her. There was a little smile upon her lips and
+on her downcast eyes.
+
+"No, by Heaven!" he exclaimed desperately, "I have not, and I am not
+sorry. Whether I ought to have said what I did or not, it was true, and
+I wanted you to know----"
+
+He broke off as she turned to him with a smile and a blush. The smile
+was almost a laugh.
+
+"But, John," she said, "I am not Mrs. Edward Ruggles. I am Mary Blake."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The parapet was fifty feet above the terrace. The hedge of box was an
+impervious screen.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Well, and then, after a little of that sort of thing, they both began
+hurriedly to admire the view again, for some one was coming. But
+it was only one of the gardeners, who did not understand
+English; and confidence being once more restored, they fell to
+discussing--everything.
+
+"Do you think you could live in Homeville, dear?" asked John after a
+while.
+
+"I suppose I shall have to, shall I not?" said Mary. "And are you, too,
+really happy, John?"
+
+John instantly proved to her that he was. "But it almost makes me
+unhappy," he added, "to think how nearly we have missed each other. If I
+had only known in the beginning that you were not Mrs. Edward Ruggles!"
+
+Mary laughed joyously. The mistake which a moment before had seemed
+almost tragic now appeared delightfully funny.
+
+"The explanation is painfully simple," she answered. "Mrs. Edward
+Ruggles--the real one--did expect to come on the Vaterland, whereas I
+did not. But the day before the steamer sailed she was summoned to
+Andover by the serious illness of her only son, who is at school there.
+I took her ticket, got ready overnight--I like to start on these
+unpremeditated journeys--and here I am." John put his arm about her to
+make sure of this, and kept it there--lest he should forget. "When we
+met on the steamer and I saw the error you had made I was tempted--and
+yielded--to let you go on uncorrected. But," she added, looking lovingly
+up into John's eyes, "I'm glad you found out your mistake at last."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLVIII.
+
+
+A fortnight later Mr. Harum sat at his desk in the office of Harum & Co.
+There were a number of letters for him, but the one he opened first bore
+a foreign stamp, and was postmarked "Napoli." That he was deeply
+interested in the contents of this epistle was manifest from the
+beginning, not only from the expression of his face, but from the
+frequent "wa'al, wa'als" which were elicited as he went on; but interest
+grew into excitement as he neared the close, and culminated as he read
+the last few lines.
+
+"Scat my CATS!" he cried, and, grabbing his hat and the letter, he
+bolted out of the back door in the direction of the house, leaving the
+rest of his correspondence to be digested--any time.
+
+
+
+
+EPILOGUE.
+
+
+I might, in conclusion, tell how John's further life in Homeville was of
+comparatively short duration; how David died of injuries received in a
+runaway accident; how John found himself the sole executor of his late
+partner's estate, and, save for a life provision for Mrs. Bixbee, the
+only legatee, and rich enough (if indeed with his own and his wife's
+money he had not been so before) to live wherever he pleased. But as
+heretofore I have confined myself strictly to facts, I am, to be
+consistent, constrained to abide by them now. Indeed, I am too
+conscientious to do otherwise, notwithstanding the temptation to make
+what might be a more artistic ending to my story. David is not only
+living, but appears almost no older than when we first knew him, and is
+still just as likely to "git goin'" on occasion. Even "old Jinny" is
+still with us, though her master does most of his "joggin' 'round"
+behind a younger horse. Whatever Mr. Harum's testamentary intentions may
+be, or even whether he has made a will or not, nobody knows but himself
+and his attorney. Aunt Polly--well, there is a little more of her than
+when we first made her acquaintance, say twenty pounds.
+
+John and his wife live in a house which they built on the shore of the
+lake. It is a settled thing that David and his sister dine with them
+every Sunday. Mrs. Bixbee at first looked a little askance at the wine
+on the table, but she does not object to it now. Being a "son o'
+temp'rence," she has never been induced to taste any champagne, but on
+one occasion she was persuaded to take the smallest sip of claret.
+"Wa'al," she remarked with a wry face, "I guess the' can't be much sin
+or danger 'n drinkin' anythin' 't tastes the way _that_ does."
+
+She and Mrs. Lenox took to each other from the first, and the latter has
+quite supplanted (and more) Miss Claricy (Mrs. Elton) with David. In
+fact, he said to our friend one day during the first year of the
+marriage, "Say, John, I ain't sure but what we'll have to hitch that
+wife o' your'n on the off side."
+
+I had nearly forgotten one person whose conversation has yet to be
+recorded in print, but which is considered very interesting by at least
+four people. His name is David Lenox.
+
+I think that's all.
+
+
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