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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Th' Barrel Organ, by Edwin Waugh
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+Title: Th' Barrel Organ
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+
+Author: Edwin Waugh
+
+Release Date: June 4, 2005 [eBook #15986]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TH' BARREL ORGAN***
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+E-text prepared by Todd Augsburger <todd@rollerorgans.com>
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+
+TH' BARREL ORGAN
+
+by
+
+EDWIN WAUGH
+
+Manchester:
+John Heywood, 143 Deansgate.
+London: Simkin, Marshall & Co.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+I came out at Haslingden town-end with my old acquaintance, "Rondle
+o'th Nab," better known by the name of "Sceawter," a moor-end farmer and
+cattle dealer. He was telling me a story about a cat that squinted, and
+grew very fat because--to use his own words--it "catched two mice at one
+go." When he had finished the tale, he stopped suddenly in the middle of
+the road, and looking round at the hills, he said, "Nea then. I'se be
+like to lev yo here. I mun turn off to 'Dick o' Rough-cap's' up Musbury
+Road. I want to bargain about yon heifer. He's a very fair chap, is
+Dick,--for a cow-jobber. But yo met as weel go up wi' me, an' then go
+forrud to our house. We'n some singers comin' to neet."
+
+"Nay," said I, "I think I'll tak up through Horncliffe, an' by th'
+moor-gate, to't 'Top o'th Hoof.'"
+
+"Well, then," replied he, "yo mun strike off at th' lift hond, about a
+mile fur on; an' then up th' hill side, an' through th' delph. Fro theer
+yo mun get upo' th' owd road as weel as yo con; an' when yo'n getten it,
+keep it. So good day, an' tak care o' yorsel'. Barfoot folk should never
+walk upo' prickles." He then turned, and walked off. Before he had gone
+twenty yards he shouted back, "Hey! I say! Dunnot forget th' cat."
+
+It was a fine autumn day; clear and cool. Dead leaves were whirling
+about the road-side. I toiled slowly up the hill, to the famous
+Horncliffe Quarries, where the sounds of picks, chisels, and gavelocks,
+used by the workmen, rose strangely clear amidst the surrounding
+stillness. From the quarries I got up by an old pack horse road, to a
+commanding elevation at the top of the moors. Here I sat down on a rude
+block of mossy stone, upon a bleak point of the hills, overlooking one
+of the most picturesque parts of the Irwell valley. The country around
+me was part of the wild tract still known by its ancient name of the
+Forest of Rossendale. Lodges of water and beautiful reaches of the
+winding river gleamed in the evening sun, among green holms and patches
+of woodland, far down the vale; and mills, mansions, farmsteads,
+churches, and busy hamlets succeeded each other as far as the eye could
+see. The moorland tops and slopes were all purpled with fading heather,
+save here and there where a well-defined tract of green showed that
+cultivation had worked up a little plot of the wilderness into pasture
+land. About eight miles south, a gray cloud hung over the town of Bury,
+and nearer, a flying trail of white steam marked the rush of a railway
+train along the valley. From a lofty perch of the hills, on the
+north-west, the sounds of Haslingden church bells came sweetly upon the
+ear, swayed to and fro by the unsettled wind, now soft and low, borne
+away by the breeze, now full and clear, sweeping by me in a great gush
+of melody, and dying out upon the moorland wilds behind. Up from the
+valley came drowsy sounds that tell the wane of day, and please the ear
+of evening as she draws her curtains over the world. A woman's voice
+floated up from the pastures of an old farm-house, below where I sat,
+calling the cattle home. The barking of dogs sounded clear in different
+parts of the vale, and about scattered hamlets, on the hill sides. I
+could hear the far-off prattle of a company of girls, mingled with the
+lazy joltings of a cart, the occasional crack of a whip, and the surly
+call of a driver to his horses, upon the high road, half a mile below
+me. From a wooded slope, on the opposite side of the valley, the crack
+of a gun came, waking the echoes for a minute; and then all seemed to
+sink into a deeper stillness than before, and the dreamy surge of sound
+broke softer and softer upon the shores of evening, as daylight sobered
+down. High above the green valley, on both sides, the moorlands
+stretched away in billowy wildernesses--dark, bleak, and almost
+soundless, save where the wind harped his wild anthem upon the heathery
+waste, and where roaring streams filled the lonely cloughs with drowsy
+uproar. It was a striking scene, and it was an impressive hour. The
+bold, round, flat-topped height of Musbury Tor stood gloomily proud, on
+the opposite side, girdled off from the rest of the hills by a green
+vale. The lofty outlines of Aviside and Holcombe were glowing with the
+gorgeous hues of a cloudless October sunset. Along those wild ridges the
+soldiers of ancient Rome marched from Manchester to Preston, when boars
+and wolves ranged the woods and thickets of the Irwell valley. The
+stream is now lined all the way with busy populations, and evidences of
+great wealth and enterprise. But the spot from which I looked down upon
+it was still naturally wild. The hand of man had left no mark there,
+except the grass-grown pack-horse road. There was no sound nor sign of
+life immediately around me.
+
+The wind was cold, and daylight was dying down. It was getting too
+near dark to go by the moor tops, so I made off towards a cottage in the
+next clough, where an old quarry-man lived, called "Jone o'Twilter's."
+The pack-horse road led by the place. Once there, I knew that I could
+spend a pleasant hour with the old folk, and, after that, be directed by
+a short cut down to the great highway in the valley, from whence an
+hour's walk would bring me near home. I found the place easily, for I
+had been there in summer. It was a substantial stone-built cottage, or
+little farm-house, with mullioned windows. A stone-seated porch,
+white-washed inside, shaded the entrance; and there was a little barn
+and a shippon, or cow-house attached. By the by, that word "shippon,"
+must have been originally "sheep-pen." The house nestled deep in the
+clough, upon a shelf of green land, near the moorland stream. On a rude
+ornamental stone, above the threshold of the porch, the date of the
+building was quaintly carved, "1696," with the initials, "J. S.," and
+then, a little lower down, and partly between these, the letter "P.," as
+if intended for "John and Sarah Pilkington." On the lower slope of the
+hill, immediately in front of the house there was a kind of kitchen
+garden, well stocked, and in very fair order. Above the garden, the wild
+moorland rose steeply up, marked with wandering sheep tracts. From the
+back of the house, a little flower garden sloped away to the edge of a
+rocky back. The moorland stream rushed wildly along its narrow channel,
+a few yards below; and, viewed from the garden wall, at the edge of the
+bank, it was a weird bit of stream scenery. The water rushed and roared
+here; there it played a thousand pranks; and there, again, it was full
+of graceful eddies; gliding away at last over the smooth lip of a worn
+rock, a few yards lower down. A kind of green gloom pervaded the watery
+chasm, caused by the thick shade of trees overspreading from the
+opposite bank. It was a spot that a painter might have chosen for "The
+Kelpie's Home."
+
+The cottage door was open; and I guessed by the silence inside that
+old "Jone" had not reached home. His wife, Nanny, was a hale and
+cheerful woman, with a fastidious love of cleanliness, and order, and
+quietness, too, for she was more than seventy years of age. I found her
+knitting, and slowly swaying her portly form to and fro in a shiny
+old-fashioned chair, by the fireside. The carved oak clock-case in the
+corner was as bright as a mirror; and the solemn, authoritative ticking
+of the ancient time-marker was the loudest sound in the house. But the
+softened roar of the stream outside filled all the place, steeping the
+senses in a drowsy spell. At the end of a long table under the front
+window, sat Nanny's granddaughter, a rosy, round-faced lass, about
+twelve years old. She was turning over the pictures in a well-thumbed
+copy of "Culpepper's Herbal." She smiled, and shut the book, but seemed
+unable to speak; as if the poppied enchantment that wrapt the spot had
+subdued her young spirit to a silence which she could not break. I do
+not wonder that old superstitions linger in such nooks as that. Life
+there is like bathing in dreams. But I saw that they had heard me
+coming; and when I stopt in the doorway, the old woman broke the charm
+by saying, "Nay sure! What; han yo getten thus far? Come in, pray yo."
+
+"Well, Nanny," said I; "where's th' owd chap?"
+
+"Eh," replied the old woman; "it's noan time for him yet. But I see,"
+continued she, looking up at the clock, "it's gettin' further on than I
+thought. He'll be here in abeawt three-quarters of an hour--that is, if
+he doesn't co', an' I hope he'll not, to neet. I'll put th' kettle on.
+Jenny, my lass, bring him a tot o' ale."
+
+I sat down by the side of a small round table, with a thick plane-tree
+top, scoured as white as a clean shirt; and Jenny brought me an
+old-fashioned blue-and-white mug, full of homebrewed.
+
+"Toast a bit o' hard brade," said Nanny, "an' put it into't."
+
+I did so.
+
+The old woman put the kettle on, and scaled the fire; and then,
+settling herself in her chair again, she began to re-arrange her
+knitting-needles. Seeing that I liked my sops, she said, "Reitch some
+moor cake-brade. Jenny'll toast it for yo."
+
+I thanked her, and reached down another piece; which Jenny held to the
+fire on a fork. And then we were silent for a minute or so.
+
+"I'll tell yo what," said Nanny, "some folk's o'th luck i'th world."
+
+"What's up now, Nanny?" replied I.
+
+"They say'n that Owd Bill, at Fo' Edge, has had a dowter wed, an' a
+cow cauve't, an a mare foal't o' i' one day. Dun yo co' that nought?"
+
+Before I could reply, the sound of approaching footsteps came upon our
+ears. Then, they stopt, a few yards off; and a clear voice trolled out a
+snatch of country song:--
+
+
+ "Owd shoon an' stockins,
+ An' slippers at's made o' red leather!
+ Come, Betty, wi' me,
+ Let's shap to agree,
+ An' hutch of a cowd neet together.
+
+ "Mash-tubs and barrels!
+ A mon connot olez be sober;
+ A mon connot sing
+ To a bonnier thing
+ Nor a pitcher o' stingin' October."
+
+
+"Jenny, my lass," said the old woman, "see who it is. It's oather
+'Skedlock' or 'Nathan o' Dangler's.'"
+
+Jenny peeped through the window, an' said, "It's Skedlock. He's
+lookin' at th' turmits i'th garden. Little Joseph's wi' him. They're
+comin' in. Joseph's new clogs on."
+
+Skedlock came shouldering slowly forward into the cottage,--a tall,
+strong, bright-eyed man, of fifty. His long, massive features were
+embrowned by habitual exposure to the weather, and he wore the
+mud-stained fustian dress of a quarryman. He was followed by a healthy
+lad, about twelve years of age,--a kind of pocket-copy of himself. They
+were as like one another as a new shilling and an old crown-piece. The
+lad's dress was of the same kind as his father's, and he seemed to have
+studiously acquired the same cart-horse gait, as if his limbs were as
+big and as stark as his father's.
+
+"Well, Skedlock," said Nanny, "thae's getten Joseph witho, I see. Does
+he go to schoo yet ?"
+
+"Nay; he reckons to worch i'th delph wi' me, neaw."
+
+"Nay, sure. Does he get ony wage?"
+
+"Nawe," replied Skedlock; "he's drawn his wage wi' his teeth, so fur.
+But he's larnin', yo' known--he's larnin'. Where's yo'r Jone? I want to
+see him abeawt some plants."
+
+"Well," said Nanny, "sit tho down a minute. Hasto no news? Thae'rt
+seldom short of a crack o' some mak."
+
+"Nay," said Skedlock, scratching his rusty pate, "aw don't know 'at
+aw've aught fresh." But when he had looked thoughtfully into the fire
+for a minute or so, his brown face lighted up with a smile, and drawing
+a chair up, he said, "Howd, Nanny; han yo yerd what a do they had at th'
+owd chapel, yesterday?"
+
+"Nawe."
+
+"Eh, dear!... Well, yo known, they'n had a deal o' bother about music
+up at that chapel, this year or two back. Yo'n bin a singer yo'rsel,
+Nanny, i' yo'r young days--never a better."
+
+"Eh, Skedlock," said Nanny; "aw us't to think I could ha' done a bit,
+forty year sin--an' I could, too--though I say it mysel. I remember
+gooin' to a oratory once, at Bury. Deborah Travis wur theer, fro Shay.
+Eh! when aw yerd her sing 'Let the bright seraphim,' aw gav in.
+Isherwood wur theer; an' her at's Mrs Wood neaw; an' two or three fro
+Yawshur road on. It wur th' grand'st sing 'at ever I wur at i' my
+life.... Eh, I's never forget th' practice-neets 'at we use't to have at
+owd Israel Grindrod's! Johnny Brello wur one on 'em. He's bin deead a
+good while.... That's wheer I let of our Sam. He sang bass at that
+time.... Poor Johnny! He's bin deead aboon five-an-forty year, neaw."
+
+"Well, but, Nanny," said Skedlock, laying his hand on the old woman's
+shoulder, "yo known what a hard job it is to keep th' bant i'th nick wi'
+a rook o' musicianers. They cap'n the world for bein' diversome, an'
+jealous, an' bad to plez. Well, as I wur sayin'--they'n had a deeal o'
+trouble about music this year or two back, up at th' owd chapel. Th'
+singers fell out wi' th' players. They mostly dun do. An' th' players
+did everything they could to plague th' singers. They're so like. But
+yo' may have a like aim, Nanny, what mak' o' harmony they'd get out o'
+sich wark as that. An' then, when Joss o' Piper's geet his wage
+raise't--five shillin' a year--Dick o' Liddy's said he'd ha' moor too,
+or else he'd sing no moor at that shop. He're noan beawn to be snape't
+wi' a tootlin' whipper-snapper like Joss,--a bit of a bow-legged whelp,
+twenty year yunger nor his-sel. Then there wur a crack coom i' Billy
+Tootle bassoon; an' Billy stuck to't that some o'th lot had done it for
+spite. An' there were sich fratchin an' cabals among 'em as never wur
+known. An' they natter't, and brawl't, an' back-bote; and played one
+another o' maks o' ill-contrive't tricks. Well, yo' may guess, Nanny--
+
+"One Sunday mornin', just afore th' sarvice began, some o' th' singers
+slipt a hawp'oth o' grey peighs an' two young rattons into old Thwittler
+double-bass; an' as soon as he began a-playin', th' little things
+squeak't an' scutter't about terribly i' th' inside, till thrut o' out
+o' tune. Th' singers couldn't get forrud for laughin'. One on 'em
+whisper't to Thwittler, an' axed him if his fiddle had getten th'
+bally-warche. But Thwittler never spoke a word. His senses wur leavin'
+him very fast. At last, he geet so freeten't, that he chuck't th' fiddle
+down, an' darted out o'th chapel, beawt hat; an' off he ran whoam, in a
+cowd sweet, wi' his yure stickin' up like a cushion-full o'
+stockin'-needles. An' he bowted straight through th' heawse, an' reel
+up-stairs to bed, wi' his clooas on, beawt sayin' a word to chick or
+chighlt. His wife watched him run through th' heawse; but he darted
+forrud, an' took no notice o' nobody. 'What's up now,' thought Betty;
+an' hoo ran after him. When hoo geet up-stairs th' owd lad had retten
+croppen into bed; an' he wur ill'd up, e'er th' yed. So Betty turned th'
+quilt deawn, an' hoo said. 'Whatever's to do witho, James?' 'Howd te
+noise!' said Thwittler, pooin' th' clooas o'er his yed again, 'howd te
+noise! I'll play no moor at yon shop!' an' th' bed fair wackert again;
+he 're i' sich a fluster. 'Mun I make tho a saup o' gruel?' said Betty.
+'Gruel be ----!' said Thwittler, poppin' his yed out o' th' blankets.
+'Didto ever yer ov onybody layin' the devil wi' meighl-porritch?' An'
+then he poo'd th' blanket o'er his yed again. 'Where's thi fiddle?'
+said Betty. But, as soon as Thwittler yerd th' fiddle name't, he gav a
+sort of wild skrike, an' crope lower down into bed."
+
+"Well, well," said the old woman, laughing, and laying her knitting
+down, "aw never yerd sich a tale i' my life."
+
+"Stop, Nanny," said Skedlock, "yo'st yer it out, now."
+
+"Well, yo seen, this mak o' wark went on fro week to week, till
+everybody geet weary on it; an' at last, th' chapel-wardens summon't a
+meetin' to see if they couldn't raise a bit o' daycent music, for
+Sundays, beawt o' this trouble. An' they talked back an' forrud about it
+a good while. Tum o'th Dingle recommended 'em to have a Jew's harp, an'
+some triangles. But Bobby Nooker said, 'That's no church music! Did
+onybody ever yer "Th' Owd Hundred," played upov a triangle?' Well, at
+last they agreed that th' best way would be to have some sort of a
+barrel-organ--one o' thoose that they winden up at th' side, an' then
+they play'n o' theirsel, beawt ony fingerin' or blowin'. So they ordert
+one made, wi' some favour-ite tunes in--'Burton,' and 'Liddy,' an'
+'French,' an' 'Owd York,' an' sich like. Well, it seems that Robin o'
+Sceawter's, th' carrier--his feyther went by th' name o' 'Cowd an'
+Hungry;' he're a quarryman by trade; a long, hard, brown-looking felley,
+wi' e'en like gig-lamps, an' yure as strung as a horse's mane. He looked
+as if he'd bin made out o' owd dur-latches, an' reawsty nails. Robin,
+th' carrier, is his owdest lad; an' he fawurs a chap at's bin brought up
+o' yirth-bobs an' scaplins. Well, it seems that Robin brought this
+box-organ up fro th' town in his cart o'th Friday neet; an' as luck
+would have it, he had to bring a new weshin'-machine at th' same time,
+for owd Isaac Buckley, at th' Hollins Farm. When he geet th' organ in
+his cart, they towd him to be careful an' keep it th' reet side up; and
+he wur to mind an' not shake it mich, for it wur a thing that wur yezzy
+thrut eawt o' flunters. Well, I think Robin mun ha' bin fuddle't or
+summat that neet. But I dunnot know; for he's sich a bowster-yed, mon,
+that aw'll be sunken if aw think he knows th' difference between a
+weshin'-machine an' a church organ, when he's at th' sharpest. But let
+that leet as it will. What dun yo think but th' blunderin' foo,--at
+after o' that had bin said to him,--went and 'liver't th'
+weshin'-machine at th' church, an' th' organ at th' Hollins Farm."
+
+"Well, well," said Nanny, "that wur a bonny come off, shuz heaw. But
+how wenten they on at after?"
+
+"Well, I'll tell yo, Nanny," said Skedlock. "Th' owd clerk wur noan in
+when Robin geet to th' dur wi' his cart that neet, so his wife coom with
+a leet in her hond, an' said, 'Whatever hasto getten for us this time,
+Robert?' 'Why,' said Robin, 'it's some mak of a organ. Where win yo ha't
+put, Betty?' 'Eh, I'm fain thae's brought it,' said Betty. 'It's for
+th' chapel; an' it'll be wanted for Sunday. Sitho, set it deawn i' this
+front reawm here; an' mind what thae'rt doin' with it.' So Robin, an'
+Barfoot Sam, an' Little Wamble, 'at looks after th' horses at 'Th'
+Rompin' Kitlin,' geet it eawt o'th cart. When they geet how'd ont, Robin
+said, 'Neaw lads; afore yo starten: Mind what yo'r doin; an' be as
+ginger as yo con. That's a thing 'at's soon thrut eawt o' gear--it's a
+organ.' So they hove, an' poo'd, an' grunted, an' thrutch't, till they
+geet it set down i'th parlour; an' they pretended to be quite knocked up
+wi' th' job. 'Betty,' said Robin, wipin' his face wi' his sleeve, 'it's
+bin dry weather latly.' So th' owd lass took th' hint, an' fetched 'em a
+quart o' ale. While they stood i'th middle o'th floor suppin' their ale,
+Betty took th' candle an' went a-lookin' at this organ; and hoo couldn't
+tell whatever to make on it.... Did'n yo ever see a weshin'-machine,
+Nanny?"
+
+"Never i' my life," said Nanny. "Nor aw dunnot want. Gi me a greight
+mug, an' some breawn swoap, an' plenty o' soft wayter; an' yo may tak
+yo'r machines for me."
+
+"Well," continued Skedlock, "it's moor liker a grindlestone nor a
+organ. But, as I were tellin yo:--
+
+"Betty stare't at this thing, an' hoo walked round it an' scrat her
+yed mony a time, afore hoo ventur't to speak. At last hoo said, 'Aw'll
+tell tho what, Robert; it's a quare-shaped 'un. It favvurs a yung
+mangle! Doesto think it'll be reet?' 'Reet?' said Robin, swipin' his ale
+off? 'oh, aye; it's reet enough. It's one of a new pattern, at's just
+com'd up. It's o' reet, Betty. Yo may see that bith hondle.' 'Well,'
+said Betty, 'if it's reet, it's reet. But it's noan sich a nice-lookin'
+thin--for a church--that isn't!' Th' little lass wur i'th parlour at th'
+same time; an' hoo said, 'Yes. See yo, mother. I'm sure it's right. You
+must turn this here handle; and then it'll play. I seed a man playin'
+one yesterday; an' he had a monkey with him, dressed like a soldier.'
+'Keep thy little rootin' fingers off that organ,' said Betty. 'Theaw
+knows nought about music. That organ musn't be touched till thi father
+comes whoam,--mind that, neaw.... But, sartainly,' said Betty, takin th'
+candle up again, 'I cannot help lookin' at this thing. It's sich a quare
+un. It looks like summat belongin'--maut-grindin', or summat o' that.'
+'Well,' said Robin, 'it has a bit o' that abeawt it, sartainly.... But
+yo'n find it's o' reet. They're awterin' o' their organs to this
+pattern, neaw. I believe they're for sellin th' organ at Manchester owd
+church,--so as they can ha' one like this.' 'Thou never says!' said
+Betty. 'Yigh,' said Robin, 'it's true, what I'm telling yo. But aw mun
+be off, Betty. Aw 've to go to th' Hollins to-neet, yet.' 'Why, arto
+takin' thame summat?' 'Aye; some mak of a new fangle't machine, for
+weshin' shirts an' things.' 'Nay, sure!' said Betty. 'A'll tell tho
+what, Robert; they 're goin' on at a great rate up at tat shop." 'Aye,
+aye,' said Robin. 'Mon, there's no end to some folk's pride,--till they
+come'n to th' floor; an' then there isn't, sometimes.' 'There isn't,
+Robert; there isn't. An' I'll tell tho what; thoose lasses o'
+theirs,--they're as proud as Lucifer. They're donned more like
+mountebanks' foos, nor gradely folk,--wi' their fither't hats, an' their
+fleawnces, an' their hoops, an' things. Aw wonder how they can for
+shame' o' their face. A lot o' mee-mawing snickets! But they 're no
+better nor porritch, Robert, when they're looked up.' 'Not a bit,
+Betty,--not a bit! But I mun be off. Good neet to yo'.' 'Good neet
+Robert,' said Betty. An' away he went wi' th' cart up to th' Hollins."
+
+"Aw'll tell tho what, Skedlock," said Nanny; "that woman's a terrible
+tung!"
+
+"Aye, hoo has," replied Skedlock; "an' her mother wur th' same. But,
+let me finish my tale, Nanny, an' then--"
+
+"Well, it wur pitch dark when Robin geet to th' Hollins farm-yard wi'
+his cart. He gav a ran-tan at th' back dur, wi' his whip-hondle; and
+when th' little lass coom with a candle, he said, 'Aw've getten a
+weshin'-machine for yo.' As soon as th' little lass yerd that, hoo
+darted off, tellin' o' th' house that th' new weshin'-machine wur
+come'd. Well, yo known, they'n five daughters; an' very cliver, honsome,
+tidy lasses they are, too,--as what owd Betty says. An' this news
+brought 'em o' out o' their nooks in a fluster. Owd Isaac wur sit i'th
+parlour, havin' a glass wi' a chap that he'd bin sellin' a cowt to. Th'
+little lass went bouncin' into th' reawm to him; an' hoo said, 'Eh,
+father, th' new weshin'-machine's come'd!' 'Well, well,' said Isaac,
+pattin' her o'th yed; 'go thi ways an' tell thi mother. Aw'm no wesher.
+Thae never sees me weshin', doesto? I bought it for yo lasses; an' yo
+mun look after it yorsels. Tell some o'th men to get it into th'
+wesh-house.' So they had it carried into th' wesh-house; an' when they
+geet it unpacked they were quite astonished to see a grand shinin'
+thing, made o' rose-wood, an' cover't wi' glitterin' kerly-berlys. Th'
+little lass clapped her hands, an' said, 'Eh, isn't it a beauty!' But
+th' owd'st daughter looked hard at it, an' hoo said, 'Well, this is th'
+strangest weshin'-machine that I ever saw!' 'Fetch a bucket o' water,'
+said another, 'an' let's try it!' But they couldn't get it oppen,
+whatever they did; till, at last, they fund some keys, lapt in a piece
+of breawn papper. 'Here they are,' said Mary. Mary's th' owd'st
+daughter, yo known. 'Here they are;' an' hoo potter't an' rooted abeawt,
+tryin' these keys; till hoo fund one that fitted at th' side, an' hoo
+twirled it round an' round till hoo'd wund it up; an' then,--yo may
+guess how capt they wur, when it started a-playin' a tune. 'Hello?' said
+Robin. 'A psaum-tune, bith mass! A psaum-tune eawt ov a weshin'-machine!
+Heaw's that?' An' he star't like a throttled cat. 'Nay,' said Mary, 'I
+cannot tell what to make o' this!' Th' owd woman wur theer, an' hoo
+said, 'Mary; Mary, my lass, thou 's gone an' spoilt it,--the very first
+thing, theaw has. Theaw's bin tryin' th' wrong keigh, mon; thou has, for
+sure.' Then Mary turned to Robin, an' hoo said, 'Whatever sort of a
+machine's this, Robin?' 'Nay,' said Robin, 'I dunnot know, beawt it's
+one o' thoose at's bin made for weshin' surplices.' But Robin begun
+a-smellin' a rat; an', as he didn't want to ha' to tak it back th' same
+neet, he pike't off out at th' dur, while they wur hearkenin' th' music;
+an' he drove whoam as fast as he could goo. In a minute or two th'
+little lass went dancin' into th' parlour to owd Isaac an' hoo cried
+out, 'Father, you must come here this minute! Th' weshin'-machine's
+playin' th' Owd Hundred!' 'It's what?' cried Isaac, layin' his pipe
+down. 'It's playin' th' Owd Hundred! It is, for sure! Oh, it's
+beautiful! Come on!' An' hoo tugged at his lap to get him into th'
+wesh-house. Then th' owd woman coom in, and hoo said, 'Isaac, whatever
+i' the name o' fortin' hasto bin blunderin' and doin' again? Come thi
+ways an' look at this machine thae's brought us. It caps me if yean
+yowling divle'll do ony weshin'. Thae surely doesn't want to ha' thi
+shirt set to music, doesto? We'n noise enough i' this hole beawt yon
+startin' or skrikin'. Thae'll ha' th' house full o' fiddlers an'
+doancers in a bit.' 'Well, well,' said Isaac, 'aw never yerd sich a tale
+i' my life! Yo'n bother't me a good while about a piano; but if we'n
+getten a weshin'-machine that plays church music, we're set up, wi' a
+rattle! But aw'll come an' look at it.' An' away he went to th'
+wesh-house, wi' th' little lass pooin' at him, like a kitlin' drawin' a
+stone-cart. Th' owd woman followed him, grumblin' o' th' road,--'Isaac,
+this is what comes on tho stoppin' so lat' i'th town of a neet. There's
+olez some blunderin' job or another. Aw lippen on tho happenin' a
+sayrious mischoance, some o' these neets. I towd tho mony a time. But
+thae tays no moor notis o' me nor if aw 're a milestone, or a turmit, or
+summat. A mon o' thy years should have a bit o' sense.'
+
+"'Well, well,' said Isaac, hobblin' off, 'do howd thi din, lass! I'll
+go an' see what ails it. There's olez summat to keep one's spirits up,
+as Ab o' Slender's said when he broke his leg.' But as soon as Isaac
+see'd th' weshin'-machine, he brast eawt a-laughin', an' he sed: 'Hello!
+Why, this is th' church organ! Who's brought it?' 'Robin o' Sceawter's.'
+'It's just like him. Where's th' maunderin' foo gone to?' 'He's off
+whoam.' 'Well,' said Isaac, 'let it stop where it is. There'll be
+somebody after this i'th mornin'.' An' they had some rare fun th' next
+day, afore they geet these things swapt to their gradely places.
+However, th' last thing o' Saturday neet th' weshin'-machine wur brought
+up fro th' clerk's, an' th' organ wur takken to th' chapel."
+
+"Well, well," said th' owd woman; "they geet 'em reet at the end of
+o', then?"
+
+"Aye," said Skedlock; "but aw've noan done yet, Nanny."
+
+"What, were'n they noan gradely sorted, then, at after o'?"
+
+"Well," said Skedlock, "I'll tell yo.
+
+"As I've yerd th' tale, this new organ wur tried for th' first time at
+mornin' sarvice, th' next day. Dick-o'-Liddy's, th' bass singer, wur
+pike't eawt to look after it, as he wur an' owd hond at music; an' th'
+parson would ha' gan him a bit of a lesson, th' neet before, how to
+manage it, like. But Dick reckon't that nobody'd no 'casion to larn him
+nought belungin' sich like things as thoose. It wur a bonny come off if
+a chap that had been a noted bass-singer five-and-forty year, an' could
+tutor a claronet wi' ony mon i' Rosenda Forest, couldn't manage a
+box-organ,--beawt bein' teyched wi' a parson. So they gav him th' keys,
+and leet him have his own road. Well, o' Sunday forenoon, as soon as th'
+first hymn wur gan out, Dick whisper't round to th' folk i'th
+singin'-pew, 'Now for't! Mind yor hits! Aw 'm beawn to set it agate!'
+An' then he went, an' wun th' organ up, an' it started a-playin'
+'French;' an' th' singers followed, as weel as they could, in a slattery
+sort of a way. But some on 'em didn't like it. They reckon't that they
+made nought o' singin' to machinery. Well, when th' hymn wur done, th'
+parson said, 'Let us pray,' an' down they went o' their knees. But just
+as folk wur gettin' their e'en nicely shut, an' their faces weel hud i'
+their hats, th' organ banged off again, wi' th' same tune. 'Hello!' said
+Dick, jumpin' up, 'th' divle's oft again, bith mass!' Then he darted at
+th' organ; an' he rooted about wi' th' keys, tryin' to stop it. But th'
+owd lad wur i' sich a fluster, that istid o' stoppin' it, he swapped th'
+barrel to another tune. That made him warse nor ever. Owd Thwittler
+whisper'd to him, 'Thire, Dick; thae's shapt that nicely! Give it
+another twirl, owd bird!' Well, Dick sweat, an' futter't about till he
+swapped th' barrel again. An' then he looked round th' singin'-pew, as
+helpless as a kittlin'; an' he said to th' singers, 'Whatever mun aw do,
+folk?' an' tears coom into his e'en. 'Roll it o'er,' said Thwittler.
+'Come here, then,' said Dick. So they roll't it o'er, as if they wanted
+to teem th' music out on it, like ale oat of a pitcher. But the organ
+yowlt on; and Dick went wur an' wur. 'Come here, yo singers,' said Dick,
+'come here; let's sit us down on't! Here, Sarah; come, thee; thou'rt a
+fat un!' An' they sit 'em down on it; but o' wur no use. Th' organ wur
+reet ony end up; an' they couldn't smoor th' sound. At last Dick gav in;
+an' he leant o'er th' front o' th' singin'-pew, wi' th' sweat runnin'
+down his face; an' he sheawted across to th' parson, 'Aw cannot stop it!
+I wish yo'd send somebry up.' Just then owd Pudge, th' bang-beggar, coom
+runnin' into th' pew, an' he fot Dick a sous at back o' th' yed wi' his
+pow, an' he said, 'Come here, Dick; thou'rt a foo. Tak howd; an' let's
+carry it eawt.' Dick whisked round an' rubbed his yed, an' he said, 'Aw
+say, Pudge, keep that pow to thisel', or else I'll send my shoon against
+thoose ribbed stockin's o' thine.' But he went an' geet howd, an' him
+an' Pudge carried it into th' chapel-yard, to play itsel' out i'th open
+air. An' it yowlt o' th' way as they went, like a naughty lad bein'
+turn't out of a reawm for cryin'. Th' parson waited till it wur gone;
+an' then he went on wi' th' sarvice. When they set th' organ down i'th
+chapel yard, owd Pudge wiped his for-yed, an' he said, 'By th' mass,
+Dick, thae'll get th' bag for this job.' 'Whau, what for,' said Dick.
+'Aw 've no skill of sich like squallin' boxes as this. If they'd taen my
+advice, an' stick't to th' bass fiddle, aw could ha stopt that ony
+minute. It has made me puff, carryin' that thing. I never once thought
+that it 'd start again at after th' hymn wur done. Eh, I wur some mad!
+If aw'd had a shool-full o' smo' coals i' my hond, aw'd hachuck't 'em
+into't.... Yer, tho', how it's grindin' away just th' same as nought
+wur. Aye, thae may weel play th' Owd Hundred, divvleskin. Thae's made a
+funeral o' me this mornin'.... But, aw say, Pudge; th' next time at
+there's aught o' this sort agate again, aw wish thae'd be as good as
+keep that pow o' thine to thysel', wilto? Thae's raise't a nob at th'
+back o' my yed th' size of a duck-egg; an' it'll be twice as big by
+mornin'. How would yo like me to slap tho o' th' chops wi' a
+stockin'-full o' slutch, some Sunday, when thae'rt swaggerin' at front
+o' th' parson?'
+
+"While they stood talkin' this way, one o'th singers coom runnin' out
+o'th chapel bare yed, an' he shouted out 'Dick, thae'rt wanted, this
+minute! Where's that pitch-pipe? We'n gated wrang twice o' ready! Come
+in, wi' tho'!' 'By th' mass,' said Dick, dartin' back; 'I'd forgetten o'
+about it. I'se never seen through this job, to my deein' day.' An' off
+he ran, an' laft owd Pudge sit upo' th' organ, grinnin' at him....
+That's a nice do, isn't it, Nanny?"
+
+"Eh," said the old woman, "I never yerd sich a tale i' my life. But
+thae's made part o' that out o' th' owd yed, Skedlock."
+
+"Not a word," said he: "not a word. Yo han it as I had it, Nanny; as
+near as I can tell."
+
+"Well," replied she, "how did they go on at after that?"
+
+"Well," said he, "I haven't time to stop to-neet, Nanny; I'll tell yo
+some time else, I thought Jone would ha' bin here by now. He mun ha'
+co'de at 'Th' Rompin' Kitlin'; but, I'll look in as I go by.'"
+
+"I wish thou would, Skedlock. An' dunnot' go an' keep him, now; send
+him forrud whoam."
+
+"I will, Nanny--I dunnot want to stop, mysel'. Con yo lend me a
+lantron?"
+
+"Sure I can. Jenny, bring that lantron; an' leet it. It'll be two
+hours afore th' moon rises. It's a fine neet, but it's dark."
+
+When Jenny brought the lantern, I bade Nanny "Good night," and took
+advantage of Owd Skedlock's convoy down the broken paths, to the high
+road in the valley. There we parted; and I had a fine starlight walk to
+"Th' Top o' th' Hoof," on that breezy October night.
+
+After a quiet supper in "Owd Bob's" little parlour, I took a walk
+round about the quaint farmstead, and through the grove upon the brow of
+the hill. The full moon had risen in the cloudless sky; and the view of
+the valley as I saw it from "Grant's Tower" that night, was a thing to
+be remembered with delight for a man's lifetime.
+
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