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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/15946-8.txt b/15946-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2eff127 --- /dev/null +++ b/15946-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3256 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Original Fables of La Fontaine +by Jean de la Fontaine + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Original Fables of La Fontaine + Rendered into English Prose by Fredk. Colin Tilney + +Author: Jean de la Fontaine + +Illustrator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Translator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Release Date: May 30, 2005 [EBook #15946] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE *** + + + + +Produced by Jason Isbell, Julia Miller and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + + + +TALES FOR CHILDREN FROM MANY LANDS + + + EDITED BY F.C. TILNEY + + + + + +[Illustration: The heart of Thyrsis left.] + + + + + +THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE + + RENDERED INTO ENGLISH PROSE + + BY + + FREDK. COLIN TILNEY + + + + +WITH COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR + + +LONDON: J.M. DENT & SONS LIMITED +NEW YORK: E.P. DUTTON & COMPANY + + + + +PREFACE + + +If deep wisdom, gentle satire, polite cynicism, and, above all, +irresistible humour are qualities which make a book attractive then La +Fontaine's _Fables_ should be in the hands of all. Their charm is +two-fold; for whilst they induce pleasurable reflection in the reader +they delight him by the gaiety of their subject matter. + +Notwithstanding the fact that the spell of La Fontaine's verse +necessarily disappears when another tongue is employed, his English +translators, both Elizur Wright and Walter Thornbury, have courageously +attempted to do him justice in prosody. In this little book no such +effort has been made, chiefly for the reason that, for any but the +unusually gifted, to snatch at rhythm and rhyme is often to let drop the +apt and ready word as Æsop's mastiff dropped his dinner. But there is a +further excuse for the present writer. Verse has little attraction for +children unless it jingles merrily, and that is a thing as impossible as +it is undesirable where the claims of a philosophic original make +restrictions. Since the spirit is more likely to survive if the letter +is not exacting, it is difficult to see why custom looks askance upon +prose versions of poetry. But this little book may escape such censure +on the ground of its being but a selection from the complete _Fables_ of +La Fontaine. It presents only those of which the great fabulist was +himself the originator. A selection of some sort being imperative there +seemed to be a simple and easy choice in the condition of absolute +originality; particularly as the older fables are given in another +volume of this series. + +This translation (in which I gratefully acknowledge the assistance of my +friend Mrs. A.H. Beddoe) is neither "free" nor literal. It sometimes +amplifies a thought, much as a musician might amplify the harmonies upon +a master's figured bass. But even this is rarely done, and then only +with a view to the youthful reader's pleasure and profit. With that +view, further, the social and political introductions to the fables have +been omitted, as well as the scientific discourses and the allusions to +the unfortunate wars of Louis XIV. and other historical matters, all of +which would have neither meaning nor interest but for "grown-ups" of a +certain class. + +F.C. TILNEY. + + + + +CONTENTS + + PAGE + +THE TWO MULES 13 + +THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE 15 + +THE GARDENER AND HIS LANDLORD 17 + +THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE 20 + +THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE 22 + +THE UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN 25 + +THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD 27 + +THE MAIDEN 29 + +THE WISHES 31 + +THE DAIRY-WOMAN AND THE PAIL OF MILK 34 + +THE PRIEST AND THE CORPSE 36 + +THE MAN WHO RAN AFTER FORTUNE AND THE MAN WHO +WAITED FOR HER IN HIS BED 38 + +AN ANIMAL IN THE MOON 42 + +THE FORTUNE-TELLERS 44 + +THE COBBLER AND THE FINANCIER 47 + +THE POWER OF FABLE 50 + +THE DOG WHO CARRIED HIS MASTER'S DINNER 52 + +THYRSIS AND AMARANTH 54 + +THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT 56 + +THE HOROSCOPE 57 + +JUPITER AND THE THUNDERBOLTS 60 + +EDUCATION 62 + +DEMOCRITUS AND THE PEOPLE OF ABDERA 64 + +THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN 67 + +THE SCHOOLBOY, THE PEDANT, AND THE OWNER OF A GARDEN 69 + +THE SCULPTOR AND THE STATUE OF JUPITER 71 + +THE OYSTER AND THE PLEADERS 73 + +THE CAT AND THE FOX 75 + +THE MONKEY AND THE CAT 77 + +THE TWO RATS, THE FOX, AND THE EGG 79 + +THE DOG WITH HIS EARS CROPPED 86 + +THE LIONESS AND THE SHE-BEAR 88 + +THE RABBITS 90 + +THE GODS WISHING TO INSTRUCT A SON OF JUPITER 93 + +THE LION, THE MONKEY, AND THE TWO ASSES 95 + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX IN THE WELL 98 + +THE MICE AND THE SCREECH-OWL 100 + +THE COMPANIONS OF ULYSSES 102 + +THE QUARREL BETWEEN THE DOGS AND THE CATS AND BETWEEN +THE CATS AND THE MICE 106 + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX 109 + +LOVE AND FOLLY 111 + +THE FOREST AND THE WOODCUTTER 113 + +THE FOX AND THE YOUNG TURKEYS 115 + +THE APE 117 + +THE SCYTHIAN PHILOSOPHER 118 + +THE ELEPHANT AND JUPITER'S APE 120 + +THE LEAGUE OF RATS 122 + +THE ARBITER, THE HOSPITALLER, AND THE HERMIT 124 + + + + +LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS + + +THE HEART OF THYRSIS LEAPT Frontispiece + +"YOU BOASTED OF BEING SO SWIFT" Facing page 14 + +OVER TOPPLED THE MILK " 35 + +THE GARRET WAS STILL A SIBYL'S DEN " 46 + +DELIBERATELY SWALLOWED THE OYSTER " 74 + +"WHY CANNOT YOU BE SILENT ALSO?" " 88 + +DESCENDED BY HIS GREATER WEIGHT " 98 + +A GUIDE FOR THE FOOTSTEPS OF LOVE " 111 + + + + +The poet Jean de la Fontaine was born at Château-Thierry on July 8, +1621. He was a kindly, merry, and generous man and much beloved. His +fables were written in verse and were published in three collections at +different times of his life. Many were new versions of existing fables; +but those of his later years were more often original inventions. + +All in this book are of La Fontaine's own invention, although several +have since appeared in collections of Æsop's fables without the +acknowledgment that is La Fontaine's due. + +He died on April 13, 1695, at the age of seventy-three. + + + + +[Illustration] + +I + +THE TWO MULES + +(BOOK I.--No. 4) + + +There were two heavily-laden mules making a journey together. One was +carrying oats and the other bore a parcel of silver money collected from +the people as a tax upon salt. This, we learn, was a tax which produced +much money for the government, but it bore very hard upon the people, +who revolted many times against it. + +The mule that carried the silver was very proud of his burden, and would +not have been relieved of it if he could. As he stepped out he took care +that the bells upon his harness should jingle well as became a mule of +so much importance. + +Suddenly a band of robbers burst into the road, pounced upon the +treasure mule, seized it by the bridle, and stopped it short. +Struggling to defend itself the unhappy creature groaned and sighed as +it cried: "Is this then the fate that has been in store for me: that I +must fall and perish whilst my fellow traveller escapes free from +danger?" + + +"My friend," exclaimed the mule that carried only the oats, and whom the +robbers had not troubled about, "it is not always good to have exalted +work to do. Had you been like me, a mere slave to a miller, you would +not have been in such a bad way now!" + +[Illustration: You boasted of being so swift.] + + + + +II + +THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE + +(BOOK V.--No. 17) + + +Never mock at other people's misfortune; for you cannot tell how soon +you yourself may be unhappy. Æsop the sage has given us one or two +examples of this truth, and I am going to tell you of a similar one now. + +A hare and a partridge were living as fellow-citizens very peacefully in +a field, when a pack of hounds making an onset obliged the hare to seek +refuge. He rushed into his form and succeeded in putting the hounds at +fault. But here the scent from his over-heated body betrayed him. +Towler, philosophising, concluded that this scent came from his hare, +and with admirable zeal routed him out. Then old Trusty, who never is at +fault, proclaimed that the hare was gone away. The poor unfortunate +creature at last died in his form. + +The partridge, his companion, thought fit to soothe his last moments +with some scoffing remarks upon his fate. "You boasted of being so +swift," she said "What has come to your feet, then?" + + +But even as she was chuckling her own turn came. Secure in the belief +that her wings would save her whatever happened, she did not reckon upon +the cruel talons of the hawk. + + + + +III + +THE GARDENER AND HIS LANDLORD + +(BOOK IV.--No. 4) + + +A man who had a great fondness for gardening, being half a countryman +and half town-bred, possessed in a certain village a fair-sized plot +with a field attached, and all enclosed by a quickset hedge. Here sorrel +and lettuce grew freely, as well as such flowers as Spanish jasmine and +wild thyme, and from these his good wife Margot culled many a posy for +her high days and holidays. + +This happy state of things was soon troubled by the visits of a hare, +and to such an extent that the man had to go to his landlord and lodge a +complaint. "This wretched animal," he said, "comes here and stuffs +himself night and morning, and simply laughs at traps and snares. As for +stones and sticks they make no difference whatever to him. He must be +enchanted." + +"Enchanted!" cried the landlord. "I defy enchantment! Were he the devil +himself old Towler would soon rout him out in spite of his tricks. I'll +rid you of him, my man, never fear!" + +"And when?" asked the man. + +"Oh, to-morrow, without more delay!" + +The affair being thus arranged, on the morrow came the landlord with all +his following. "First of all," he said, "how about breakfast? Your +chickens are tender I'll be bound. Come here, my dear," he added, +addressing the man's daughter, and then, to her father, "When are you +going to let her marry? Hasn't a son-in-law come on the scene yet? My +dear fellow, this is a thing that positively must be done you know, +you'll have to put your hand in your pocket to some purpose." So saying +he sat down beside the damsel, took her hand, held her by the arm, toyed +with her fichu, and took other silly and trifling liberties which the +girl resented with great self-respect, whilst the father grew a little +uneasy in his mind. + +Nevertheless, the cooking went on. There was quite a run on the kitchen. + +"How ripe are your hams? They look good." + +"Sir," replied the flattered host, "they are yours." + +"Oh, really now! Well I'll take them, and that right gladly." + +The landlord and his family, his dogs, his horses, and his men-servants, +all take breakfast with hearty appetites. He assumes the host's place +and privileges, drinks his wine and caresses his daughter. After this a +crowd of hunters take seats at the breakfast table. + +Now everybody is lively and busy with preparations for the hunt. They +wind the horns to such purpose that the good man is dumbfounded by the +din. Worse than that they make terrible havoc in the poor garden. +Good-bye to all the neat rows and beds! Good-bye to the chickory and the +leeks! Good-bye to all the pot-herbs! + +The hare lies hidden under the leaves of a great cabbage, but being +discovered is quickly started, whereupon he rushes to a hole--nay, worse +than a hole, a great and horrible gap in the poor hedge, made by the +landlord's order, so that they might all burst out of the garden in fine +style; for it would have looked ridiculous for them to ride out at the +gate. + +The poor man objected. "This is fine fun for princes, no doubt----"; but +they let him talk, whilst dogs and men together did more harm in one +hour than all the hares in the province would have done in a century. + + +Little princes, settle your own quarrels amongst yourselves. It is +madness to have recourse to kings. You should never let them engage in +your wars, nor even enter your domains. + + + + +IV + +THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE + +(BOOK I.--No. 11) + + +Once there was a man who loved himself very much, and who permitted +himself no rivals in that love. He thought his face and figure the +handsomest in all the world. Anything in the shape of a mirror that +could show him his own likeness he took care to avoid; for he did not +want to be reminded that perhaps he was over-rating his beauty. For this +reason he hated looking-glasses and accused them of being false. He made +a very great mistake in this respect; but that he did not mind, being +quite content to live in the happiness the mistake afforded him. + +To cure him of so grievous an error, officious Fate managed matters in +such a way that wherever he turned his eyes they would fall on one of +those mute little counsellors that ladies carry and appeal to when they +are anxious about their appearance. He found mirrors in the houses; +mirrors in the shops; mirrors in the pockets of gallants; mirrors even +as ornaments on waist-belts of ladies. + +What was he to do--this poor Narcissus? He thought to avoid all such +things by going far away from haunts of mankind, where he should never +have to face a mirror again. But in the woods to which he retreated a +clear rivulet ran. Into this he happened to look and--saw himself again. +Angrily he told himself that his eyes had been deluded by an idle fancy. +Henceforth he would keep away from the water! This he tried his utmost +to do; but who can resist the beauty of a woodland stream? There he was +and remained, always with that which he had determined to shun. + + +My meaning is easily seen. It applies to everybody; for everybody takes +some joy in harbouring this very error. The man in love with himself +stands for the soul of each one of us. All the mirrors wherein he saw +himself reflected stand for the faults of other people, in which we +really see our own faults though we hate to recognise them as such. As +for the brook, that, as every one knows, stands for the book of maxims +which the Duke de la Rochefoucauld[1] wrote. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 1: This fable was dedicated to the Duke de la Rochefoucauld.] + + + + +V + +THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE + +(BOOK VII.--No. 1) + + +One of those dread evils which spread terror far and wide, and which +Heaven, in its anger, ordains for the punishment of wickedness upon +earth--a plague in fact; and so dire a one as to make rich in one day +that grim ferryman who takes a coin from all who cross the river Acheron +to the land of the dead--such a plague was once waging war against the +animals. All were attacked, although all did not die. So hopeless was +the case that not one of them attempted to sustain their sinking lives. +Even the sight of food did not rouse them. Wolves and foxes no longer +turned eager and calculating eyes upon their gentle and guileless prey. +The turtle-doves went no more in cooing pairs, but were content to avoid +each other. Love and the joy that comes of love were both at an end. + +At length the lion called a council of all the beasts and addressed them +in these words: "My dear friends, it seems to me that it is for our sins +that Heaven has permitted this misfortune to fall upon us. Would it not +be well if the most blameworthy among us allowed himself to be offered +as a sacrifice to appease the celestial wrath? By so doing he might +secure our recovery. History tells us that this course is usually +pursued in such cases as ours. Let us look into our consciences without +self-deception or condoning. For my own part, I freely admit that in +order to satisfy my gluttony I have devoured an appalling number of +sheep; and yet what had they done to me to deserve such a fate? Nothing +that could be called an offence. Sometimes, indeed, I have gone so far +as to eat the shepherd too! On the whole, I think I had better render +myself for this act of sacrifice; that is, if we agree that it is a +thing necessary to the general good. And yet I think it would be only +fair that every one should declare his sins as well as I; for I could +wish that, in justice, it were the most culpable that should perish." + +"Sire," said the fox, "you are really too yielding for a king, and your +scruples show too much delicacy of feeling. Eating sheep indeed! What of +that?--a foolish and rascally tribe! Is that a crime? No! a hundred +times no! On the contrary your noble jaws did but do them great honour. +As for the shepherd, it may be fairly said that all the harm he got he +merited, since he was one of those who fancy they have dominion over the +animal kingdom." Thus spake the fox and every other flatterer in the +assembly applauded him. Nor did any seek to inquire deeply into the +least pardonable offences of the tiger, the bear, and the other mighty +ones. All those of an aggressive nature, right down to the simple +watch-dog, were something like saints in their own opinions. + +When the ass stood forth in his turn he struck a different note: nothing +of fangs and talons and blood. "I remember," he said, "that once in +passing a field belonging to a monastery I was urged by hunger, by +opportunity, by the tenderness of the grass, and perhaps by the evil one +egging me on, to enter and crop just a taste, about as much as the +length of my tongue. I know that I did wrong, having really no right +there." + +At these words all the assembly turned upon him. The wolf took upon +himself to make a speech proving without doubt that the ass was an +accursed wretch, a mangy brute, who certainly ought to be told off for +sacrifice, since through his wickedness all their misfortunes had come +about. His peccadillo was judged to be a hanging matter. "What! eat the +grass belonging to another? How abominable a crime! Nothing but death +could expiate such an outrage!" And forthwith they proved as much to the +poor ass. + + +Accordingly as your power is great or small, the judgments of a court +will whiten or blacken your reputation. + + + + +VI + +THE UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN + +(BOOK VII.--No. 2) + + +If goodness were always the comrade of beauty I would seek a wife +to-morrow; but as divorce between these two is no new thing, and as +there are so few lovely forms that enshrine lovely souls, thus uniting +both one and the other delight, do not take it amiss that I refrain from +seeking such a rare combination. + + +I have seen many marriages, but not one of them has held out allurements +for me. Nevertheless, nearly the whole four quarters of mankind +courageously expose themselves to this the greatest of all hazards, +and--the whole four quarters usually repent it. + + +I will tell you of one who, having repented, found that there was +nothing for it but to send home again his quarrelsome, avaricious, and +jealous spouse. She was one whom nothing pleased; for her, nothing was +right. For her, one rose too late; one retired too early. First it was +this, then it was that, and then again 'twas something else. The +servants raged. The husband was at his wit's end. "You think of nothing, +sir." "You spend too much." "You gad about, sir." "You are idle." +Indeed she had so much to say that, in the end, tired of hearing such a +termagant, he sent her to her parents in the country. There she mixed +with those who minded the turkeys and pigs until she was thought to be +somewhat tamed, when the husband sent for her again. + +"Well, my dear, how have you been getting on? How did you spend your +time? Did you like the simple life of the country?" + +"Oh, pretty well!" she said, "but what annoyed me was to see the +laziness of those people. They are worse there than here. They showed no +care whatever for the herds and flocks they were supposed to mind. I +didn't forget to let them know what I thought of them. Of course, they +didn't like it, and they all hated me in the end." + +"Ah! my dear. If you fell foul of people whom you saw for but a moment +or so in the day and when they returned in the evening--if you made them +tired of you; what will the servants in this house become, who must have +you railing at them the whole day long? And what will your poor husband +do whom you expected to have near you all day and night too? Return to +the village, my dear. Adieu! and if during my life the idea should +possess me to have you back again, may I, for my sins, have two such as +you for ever at my elbows in the world to come." + + + + +[Illustration] + +VII + +THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD + +(BOOK VII.--No. 3) + + +The ancients had a legend which told of a certain rat who, weary of the +anxieties of this world, retired to a cheese, therein to live in peace. +Profound solitude reigned around the hermit. He worked so hard with his +feet and his teeth that in a few days he had a spacious dwelling and +food in plenty. What more could he desire? He thrived well, growing +large and fat. Blessings are showered upon those who are vowed to +simplicity and renunciation! + +One day a deputation from Rat-land waited upon him, begging that out of +his abundance he would grant a slight dole towards fitting out a journey +to a strange country where the rats hoped to get succour in their great +war against the cat-tribe. Ratopolis was besieged, and owing to the +poverty of the beleaguered republic they were forced to start with empty +wallets. They asked but little, believing that in a few days help would +arrive. "My friends," said the hermit, "earthly affairs no longer +concern me. In what way could a poor recluse assist you? What could he +do but pray for the help you need! My best hopes and wishes you may be +assured of." With these words this latest among the saints shut his +door. + + +Whom have I in mind, do you think, when I speak of this rat, so sparing +of his help? A monk?--Oh, no! A dervish rather, for a monk, I suppose, +is at all times charitable. + + + + +VIII + +THE MAIDEN + +(BOOK VII.--No. 5) + + +A certain damsel of considerable pride made up her mind to choose a +husband who should be young, well-built, and handsome; of agreeable +manners and--note these two points--neither cold nor jealous. Moreover, +she held it necessary that he should have means, high birth, intellect; +in fact, everything. But whoever was endowed with everything? + +The fates were evidently anxious to do their best for her, for they sent +her some most noteworthy suitors. But these the proud beauty found not +half good enough. "What, men like those! You propose them for me! Why +they are pitiable! Look at them--fine types, indeed!" According to her +one was a dullard; another's nose was impossible. With this it was one +thing; with that it was another; for superior people are disdainful +above all things. + +After these eligible gentlemen had been dismissed, came others of less +worth, and at these too she mocked. "Why," said she, "I would not bemean +myself to open the door to such. They must think me very anxious to be +married. Thank Heaven my single state causes me no regrets." + +The maiden contented herself with such notions until advancing age made +her step down from her pedestal. Adieu then to all suitors. One year +passed and then another. Her anxiety increased, and after anger came +grief. She felt that those little smiles and glances which, at the +bidding of love, lurk in the countenances of fair maidens were day by +day deserting her. Finally, when love himself departed, her features +gave pleasure to none. Then she had recourse to those hundred little +ruses and tricks of the toilet to repair the ravages of time; but +nothing that she could do arrested the depredations of that despicable +thief. One may repair a house gone to ruin: but the same thing is not +possible with a face! + +Her refined ladyship now sang to a different tune, for her mirror +advised her to take a husband without delay. Perhaps also her heart +harboured the wish. Even superior persons may have longings! This one at +last made a choice that people would at one time have thought +impossible; for she was very pleased and happy in marrying an ugly +cripple. + + + + +IX + +THE WISHES + +(BOOK VII.--No. 6) + + +When the Great Mogul held empire, there were certain little sprites who +used to undertake all sorts of tasks helpful to mankind. They would do +housework, stable-work, and even gardening. But if one interfered with +them, all would be spoilt. + +One of these friendly sprites cultivated the garden of a worthy family +living near the Ganges. His duties were performed deftly and +noiselessly. He loved not only his master and mistress, but the garden +also. Possibly the zephyrs, who are said to be friends of the sprites, +helped him in his tasks. At any rate he did his very best, and never +ceased in his efforts to load his hosts with every pleasure. To prove +his zeal he would have stayed with these people for ever, in spite of +the natural propensity of his kind for waywardness. But his mischievous +fellow-sprites fell to plotting. They induced the chief of their band to +remove him to another field of labour. This the chief promised and, +either by caprice or by policy, finally brought about. Orders came that +the devoted worker should set out for the uttermost part of Norway, +there to take charge of a house which at all times of the year was +covered with snow. So from being an Indian, the poor thing became a +Laplander. + +"I am forced to leave you," he said to his hosts, "but for what fault of +mine this has come to pass I cannot tell. I only know that go I must, +and in a very little while too; a month perhaps, or maybe only a week. +Make the most of the interval. Fortunately, I can fulfil three wishes +for you; but not more than three." + +To mankind there is nothing very out-of-the-way in merely wishing. These +good people decided that their first wish should be for abundance, and +straightway. Abundance, by the double-handful, poured gold into their +coffers; wheat into their granaries; wine into their cellars. Repletion +was everywhere. But, alas, what cares of direction, what account +keeping; what time and anxiety this affluence involved! + +Thieves plotted against them. Great lords borrowed from them. The prince +taxed them. They were, in fact, reduced to misery by this excess of good +fortune. At last they could endure it no longer. "Take back this awful +overplus of wealth," they cried. "Even the poor are happy in comparison +with us, and poverty is more covetable than such riches. Away, then, +with these treasures! And thou, sweet Moderation, mother of all peace, +sister of repose, come to us again!" With these words, which made their +second wish, lo! Moderation returned and they received her with open +arms, once again enjoying peace. + +Thus at the end of these two wishes they were exactly where they were in +the first place, and so it is with all who are given to wishing, and +wasting in dreams the time they had better have spent in doing. But +being philosophical people they laughed, and the sprite laughed with +them. To profit by his generosity when he had left them, they hazarded +their third wish and asked for wisdom. Wisdom is a treasure which never +embarrasses. + + + + +X + +THE DAIRY-WOMAN AND THE PAIL OF MILK + +(BOOK VII.--No. 10) + + +A young country woman named Perrette set out one morning from her little +dairy-farm with a pail of milk which she cleverly balanced upon her head +over a pad or cushion. She hurried with sprightly steps to the market +town, and so that she might be the less encumbered, wore a kirtle that +was short and light--in truth a simple petticoat--and shoes low and +easy. As she went, her thoughts ran upon the price to be gained for her +milk, and she schemed a way to lay out the sum in the purchase of one +hundred eggs. She was sure that with care and diligence these would +yield three broods. "It would be quite easy to me," she said, "to raise +the chicks near the house. The fox would be clever who would not leave +me enough to buy one pig. A pig would fatten at the cost of a little +bran, and when he had grown a fair size I should make a bargain of him +for a good round sum. And then, considering the price he will fetch, +what is to prevent my putting into our stable a cow and a calf? I can +fancy how the calf will frisk about among the sheep!" Thereupon Perrette +herself frisked for joy, transported with the picture of her affluence. +Over toppled the milk! Adieu to calf and cow and pig and broods! This +lady of wealth had to leave, with tearful eyes, her dissipated fortunes, +and go straight to her husband framing excuses to avoid a beating. + +[Illustration: Overtoppled the milk.] + +The farce became known to the whole countryside, and people called +Perrette by the name of "Milkpail" ever after. + + +Who has never talked wildly? Who has never built castles in Spain? Wise +men as well as milkmaids; sages and fools, all have waking dreams and +find them sweet! Our senses are carried away by some flattering +falsehood, and then wealth, honours, and beauty seem ours to command. + +Alone with my thoughts I challenge the bravest. I dethrone monarchs and +the people rejoicing crown me instead, showering diadems upon my head. +Then lo! a little accident happens to bring me back to my senses, and I +am Poor Jack as before. + + + + +XI + +THE PRIEST AND THE CORPSE + +(BOOK VII.--No. 11) + + +There was a funeral. The dead body was progressing sadly towards its +last resting place; and following rather gladly, was the priest who +meant to bury it as soon as possible. + +The dead man, in a leaden coffin, was borne in a coach, and was properly +shrouded in that robe the dead always wear be it summer or winter. As +for the priest, he sat near it, intoning as hard as he could all sorts +of orisons, psalms, lessons, verses, and responses, in the hope that the +more he gave the more would be paid for. "Leave it to me, Mr. Deadman," +his actions seemed to say. "I'll give you a nice selection; a little of +everything. It's only a matter of fees, you know." And the Rev. John +Crow kept his eye on his silent charge as if he expected some one would +make off with it. "Mr. Deadman," his looks proclaimed, "by you I shall +receive so and so much in money, so and so much in wax candles, and, +possibly, a little more in incidental profits. + +On the strength of these calculations he promised himself a quarter-cask +of the best wine the neighbourhood could offer. Beyond that he settled +that a certain very attractive niece of his, as well as his housekeeper +Paquette, should both have new dresses. + +Whilst these pleasant and generous thoughts were running in his mind +there came a terrific shock. The car overturned. The Rev. John Crow's +head was broken by the coffin which fell upon him. Alas for the poor +priest! he went to heaven with the parishioner he thought only to bury. + +In reality, life over and over again is nothing but the fate of the Rev. +John Crow who counted on his dead, and of Perrette who counted on her +chickens. + + + + +XII + +THE MAN WHO RAN AFTER FORTUNE AND THE MAN WHO WAITED FOR HER IN HIS BED + +(BOOK VII.--No. 12) + + +Who does not run after Fortune? + +I would I were in some spot whence I could watch the eager crowds +rushing from kingdom to kingdom in their vain chase after the daughter +of Chance! + +They are indeed but faithful followers of a phantom; for when they think +they have her, lo! she is gone! Poor wretches! One must pity rather than +blame their foolishness. "That man," they say with sanguine voice, +"raised cabbages; and now he is Pope! Are we not as good as he?" Ah! +yes! a hundred times as good perhaps; but what of that? Fortune has no +eyes for all your merit. Besides, is Papacy, after all, worth peace, +which one must leave behind for it? Peace--a treasure that once was the +possession of gods alone--is seldom granted to the votaries of Dame +Fortune. Do not seek her; and then she will seek you. That is the way +with women! + + +There once were two friends, who lived comfortably and prospered +moderately in a village; but one of them was always wishing to do +better. One day he said to the other, "Suppose we left this place and +tried our luck elsewhere? You know that a prophet is never received in +his own country!" + +"You try, by all means," returned his friend, "but as for me, I am +contented where I am. I desire neither better climate nor better +possibilities. You please yourself. Follow your unquiet spirit. You'll +soon return, and I shall sleep soundly enough awaiting you." + +So the man of ambition, or the money-grubber, whichever you like to call +him, took to the road, and arrived next day at a place where, if +anywhere, Dame Fortune should be found, namely, the court. He stayed at +court for some long time, never missing an opportunity to put himself in +the way of favours. He was in evidence when the king went to bed, when +he arose, and on all other propitious occasions. + +"What's amiss?" he said at last. "Fortune, I am convinced, dwells here; +for I have seen her the guest now of this one and now of that one. How +is it that I cannot entertain the capricious creature? I must try her +elsewhere. I have already been told that the people of this place are +exceedingly ambitious. Evidently there is no room for me here. So, +adieu! gentleman of the court, and follow to the bitter end this +will-o'-the-wisp! They tell me that Dame Fortune has temples in Surat. +Very well! We will go there." + +He embarked at once. What hearts of bronze have humankind! The man who +first attempted this awful route and defied its terrors must have had a +heart of adamant. Often did our traveller turn his eyes towards his +little home as first pirates, then contrary winds, then calms, then +rocks--all agents of death--in turn assailed him. Strange it is that men +should take such pains to meet death, since it will come only too +quickly to them in their homes! + +Our adventurer arrived in India. There they told him that Japan was the +place where Fortune dispensed her favours. He hurried there. The sea +wearied of carrying him about. In the end all the profit his long +voyages brought him was the lesson which he learnt from savages, and +that was: "Stop in your own country and let Nature instruct you." Japan, +India, or anywhere else; no one place was better than another as a +hunting ground for Fortune; so the conclusion was forced upon him that +he had been wiser had he stayed in his own village. At last he renounced +all these ungrateful wanderings and returned to his own country; and as +he caught sight of his homestead from afar he wept for joy, and cried: +"Happy is the man who, staying in his home, finds constant occupation in +adjusting his desires to his surroundings. To him the court, the sea, +and the land of Fortune are but hearsay. Thou, fickle Dame, flaunting +before our eyes dignities and wealth, dost cause us to follow after +these allurements to the ends of the earth, only to find them empty +shams. Henceforth I wander no more, for here at home a hundred times +more success shall I find." + +Having registered this vow against Fortune the wanderer came to the door +of his friend, and lo! there sat Fortune, waiting on the threshold, +whilst his friend slumbered within. + + + + +XIII + +AN ANIMAL IN THE MOON + +(BOOK VII.--No. 18) + + +Whilst one philosopher tells us that men are constantly the dupes of +their own senses, another will swear that the senses never deceive. Both +are right. Philosophy truly affirms that the senses will deceive so long +as men are content to take upon trust the evidence the senses bring. But +if this evidence is weighed, measured, and tested by every available +resource of science the senses can deceive no one. + + * * * * * + +In England, not long ago, when a large telescope was levelled to observe +the moon, the observer was astounded to see what he took to be some new +animal in this lovely planet. Everybody was excited about the marvellous +appearance. Something had occurred up above there which, without doubt, +must betoken great changes of some sort. Who could tell but that all the +dreadful wars that were then convulsing Europe had not been caused by +it? The king, who patronised the sciences, hastened to the observatory +to see the sight, and see it he did. There was the monster right +enough! + +And what was it after all?--Nothing but a poor little mouse that had by +some unlucky chance got in between the lenses of the telescope. Here was +the cause of all the devastating wars! Everybody laughed.... + + + + +XIV + +THE FORTUNE-TELLERS + +(BOOK VII.--No. 15) + + +Reputations may be made by the merest chances, and yet reputations +control the fashions. That is a little prologue that would fit the case +of all sorts of people. Everywhere around one sees prejudices, scheming, +and obtuseness; but little or no justice. Nothing can be done to stem +this torrent of evil. It must run its course. It always has been and +always will be. + + +A woman in Paris once made it her profession to tell fortunes. She +became very popular and had great success. Did anybody lose a bit of +finery; had any one a sweetheart; had any wife a husband she was tired +of; any husband a jealous wife, to the prophetess such would run simply +to be told the thing that it was comforting to hear. + +The stock-in-trade of this fortune-teller consisted merely of a +convincing manner, a few words of scientific jargon, a great deal of +impudence, and much good luck. All these things together so impressed +the people that as often as not they would cry, "Miraculous!" In short, +although the woman's ignorance was quite twenty-three carat she passed +for a veritable oracle. + +Notwithstanding the fact that this oracle only lived in a garret, she +found so many ready to pay her well for her shams that she soon grew +rich enough to improve the position of her husband, to rent an office, +and buy a house. + +The garret being left empty was shortly tenanted by another woman to +whom all the town--women, girls, valets, fine gentlemen--everybody in +fact swarmed, as before, to consult their destiny. The former tenant had +built up such a reputation that the garret was still a sibyl's den, in +spite of the fact that quite a different creature dwelt in it. "I tell +fortunes? Surely you're joking! Why, gentlemen, I cannot read, and as +for writing, I never learnt more than to make my mark." But these +disclaimers were useless. People insisted on having their fortunes told, +and she had to do it. In consequence, she put by plenty of money, being +able to earn, in spite of herself, quite as much as two lawyers could. +The poverty of her home was a help rather than a hindrance. Four broken +chairs and a broom-handle savoured of a witch's frolic. + +If this woman had told the truth in a room well-furnished she would have +been scorned. The fashion for a garret had set in, and garret it must +be. + +In her new chambers the first fortune-teller waited in vain; for it was +the outward sign alone that brought customers, and the sign was poverty. + + +I have seen in a palace a robe worn awry win much distinction and +success, such crowds of followers and adherents did it draw. You may +well ask me why! + +[Illustration: The garret was still a sybil's den.] + + + + +XV + +THE COBBLER AND THE FINANCIER + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 2) + + +There was once a cobbler who was so light hearted that he sang from +morning to night. It was wonderful to watch him at his work, and more +wonderful still to hear his runs and trills. He was in fact happier than +the Seven Sages. + +This merry soul had a neighbour who was exactly the reverse. He sang +little and slept less; for he was a financier, and made of money, as +they say. Whenever it happened that after a sleepless night he would +doze off in the early morning, the cobbler, who was always up betimes, +would wake him up again with his joyful songs. "Ha!" thought the man of +wealth, "what a misfortune it is that one cannot buy sleep in the open +market as one buys food and drink!" Then an idea came to him. He +invited the cobbler to his house, where he asked him some questions. + +"Tell me, Master Gregory, what do you suppose your earnings amount to in +a year?" + +"In a year," laughed the cobbler, "that's more than I know. I never keep +accounts that way, nor even keep one day from another. So long as I can +make both ends meet, that's good enough for me!" + +"Really!" replied the financier. "But what can you earn in one day?" + +"Oh, sometimes more and sometimes less. The mischief of it is that there +are so many fête days and high-days and fast-days crowded into the year, +on which, as the priest tells us, it is wicked to work at all; and worse +still he keeps on finding some new saint or other to give weight to his +sermons. If it were not for that, cobbling would be a fine paying game." + +At this the wealthy man laughed. "Look here, my friend, to-day I'll lift +you to the seats of the mighty! Here is a hundred pounds. Guard them and +use them with care." + +When the cobbler held the bag of money in his hand he imagined that it +must be as much as would be coined in a hundred years. + +Returning home he buried the cash in his cellar. Alas! he buried his joy +with it, for there were no more songs. From the moment he came into +possession of this wealth, the love of which is the root of all evil, +his voice left him, and not only his voice, but his sleep also. And in +place of these came anxiety, suspicion, and alarms; guests which abode +with him constantly. All day he kept his eye on the cellar door. Did a +cat make a noise in the night, then for a certainty that cat was after +his money. + +At last, in despair, the wretched cobbler ran to the financier whom he +now no longer kept awake. "Oh, give me back my joy in life, my songs, my +sleep; and take your hundred pounds again." + + + + +XVI + +THE POWER OF FABLE + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 4) + + +In the old, vain, and fickle city of Athens, an orator,[2] seeing how +the light-hearted citizens were blind to certain dangers which +threatened the state, presented himself before the tribune, and there +sought, by the very tyranny of his forceful eloquence, to move the heart +of the republic towards a sense of the common welfare. + +But the people neither heard nor heeded. Then the orator had recourse to +more urgent arguments and stronger metaphors, potent enough to touch +hearts of stone. He spoke in thunders that might have raised the dead; +but his words were carried away on the wind. The beast of many heads[3] +did not deign to hear the launching of these thunderbolts. It was +engrossed in something quite different. A fight between two urchins was +what the crowd found so engaging; not the orator's warnings. + +What then did the speaker do? He tried another plan. "Ceres," he began, +"made a voyage one day with an eel and a swallow. After a time the +three travellers were stopped by a river. This the eel got over by +swimming and the swallow by flying----" + +"Well! what about Ceres? What did she do?" cried the crowd with one +voice. + +"She did what she did!" retorted the speaker in anger. "But first she +raged against you. What! Does it take a child's story to open your ears, +you who should be eager for any news of the peril that menaces; you, the +only state in Greece that takes no heed? You ask what Ceres did. Why do +you not ask what Philip[4] does?" + +At this reproach the assembly was stirred. A mere fable brought them +open-eared to all the orator would say. + + +We are all Athenians in this respect. I myself am, even as I point this +moral. I should take the utmost pleasure now in hearing "The Ass's +Skin"[5] told to me. The world is old, they say: so it is; but, +nevertheless, it is as greedy of amusement as a child. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 2: Elizur Wright explains that the orator was Demades.] + +[Footnote 3: Horace spoke of the Roman people as a beast with many +heads.] + +[Footnote 4: Philip of Macedon, who was at war against the Greeks.] + +[Footnote 5: An old French nursery tale.] + + + + +XVII + +THE DOG WHO CARRIED HIS MASTER'S DINNER + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 7) + + +Our hands are no more proof against gold than our eyes are proof against +beauty. There are but few who guard their treasures with care enough. + + +A certain dog who had been taught to carry to his master the mid-day +meal was one day trotting along with the savoury burden slung around his +neck. He was tempted to take a taste himself; but knew that it would be +wrong to do so, and being a temperate, self-governed dog he refrained. +We of the human race allow ourselves to be tempted by covetable things +often enough; but, strange as it is, there seems to be more difficulty +in teaching mankind to resist temptation than there is in teaching dogs +to do so. + +On this particular day the dog was met by a mastiff who at once wanted +the dinner, but did not find it so easy to capture as he thought; for +our dog put it down and stood guard over it. There was a mighty tussle. +Soon others arrived; curs that were used to knocks and kicks while +picking up a living in the streets. Seeing that he should be badly +over-matched, and that his master's dinner was in danger of being +devoured by the crowd, he bethought himself how he too might have his +share, if shared it must be. So he very wisely exclaimed, "No fighting, +gentlemen, my bit will suffice me. Do as you please with the rest." With +these words he snapped up a portion, upon which all the rest began to +pull and jostle to their utmost and feasted merrily. + + +In this I seem to see the picture of one of those unfortunate towns or +states which occasionally have suffered from the greed of their +ministers and officials. Each functionary has an eye to his own +advantage, and the smartest sets a pattern for the others. The way in +which the public funds disappear is amusing. If one sheriff or provost, +having a scruple of conscience, finds a trifling argument in defence of +the public interest the others show him that he is a fool if he utters +half a word. So, with a very little trouble, he gives way, and often +becomes the leading offender. + + + + +XVIII + +THYRSIS AND AMARANTH + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 13) + + +A shepherd who was deeply in love with a shepherdess was sitting one day +by her side trying to find words to express the emotions her charms +created in his breast. + +"Ah! Amaranth, dear," he sighed, "could you but feel, as I do, a certain +pain which, whilst it tears the heart, is so delightful that it +enchants, you would say that nothing under heaven is its equal. Let me +tell you of it. Believe me, trust me. Would I deceive you? You, for whom +I am filled with the tenderest sentiments the heart can feel!" + +"And what, my Thyrsis, is the name you give this pleasing pain?" + +"It is called love," said Thyrsis. + +"Ah!" responded the maiden, "that is a beautiful name. Tell me by what +signs I may know it, if it come to me. What are the feelings it gives +one?" + +Thyrsis, taking heart of grace, replied with much ardour: "One feels an +anguish beside which the joys of kings are but dull and insipid. One +forgets oneself, and takes pleasure in the solitudes of the woods. To +glance into a brook is to see, not oneself, but an ever-haunting image. +To any other form one's eyes are blind. It may be that there is a +shepherd in the village at whose voice, at the mention of whose name, +you will blush; at the thought of whom you will sigh. Why, one knows +not! To see him will be a burning desire, and yet you would shrink from +him." + +"Oho!" said Amaranth. "Is this then the pain you have preached so much! +It is hardly new to me. I seem to know something of it." The heart of +Thyrsis leapt, for he thought that at last he had gained his end; when +the fair one added, "'Tis just in this way that I feel for Cladimant!" + +Imagine the vexation and misery of poor Thyrsis! + + +How many like him, intending to work solely for themselves, prove only +to have been stepping stones for others. + + + + +XIX + +THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 15) + + +An uncommonly small rat was watching an uncommonly big elephant and +sneering at the slowness of his steps. + +The enormous animal was heavily laden. On his back rose a three-storied +howdah, wherein were accommodated a celebrated sultana, her dog, her +cat, her monkey, her parrot, her old servant, and all her household. +They were going upon a pilgrimage. + +The rat wondered why all the people should express astonishment at +seeing this enormous bulk--"As if the fact of occupying more or less +space implied that one was the more or less important accordingly! What +is it you admire in him, you men? If it is only the weight of his body +which fills the children with terror, then we rats, small as we are, +consider ourselves not one grain less than the elephant." He would have +said more; but the cat, bounding out of her cage, let him see in an +instant that a rat is not an elephant. + + + + +XX + +THE HOROSCOPE + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 16) + + +Our destiny is frequently met in the very paths we take to avoid it. + + +A father had an only son whom he loved excessively. His devoted +affection caused him to be so anxious as to the boy's welfare that he +sought to learn from astrologers and fortune-tellers what fate was in +store for the son and heir. One of these soothsayers told him that an +especial danger lay with lions, from which the youth must be guarded +until the age of twenty was reached, but not after. The father, to make +sure of this precaution, upon the issue of which depended the life of +his loved one, commanded that by no chance should the boy ever be +permitted to go beyond the threshold of the house. Ample provision was +made for the satisfaction of all the wishes proper to youth in the way +of play with his companions, jumping, running, walking, and so forth. As +the age approached when the spirits of youth yearn for the chase, he was +taught to hold that sport in abhorrence. + +But temperament cannot be changed by persuasion and counsel, nor by +enlightenment. The young man, eager, ardent, and full of courage, no +sooner felt the promptings of his years than he sighed for the +forbidden pleasures. The greater the hindrance the stronger the desire. +Knowing the reason of his galling restrictions, and viewing day by day +in his palatial home the hunting scenes pictured in paint and tapestry +on every wall, his excitement became unrestrained. + +Once his eye fell upon a pictured lion. "Ah! Monster!" he exclaimed in a +transport of indignation. "It is to you that the shade and fetters in +which I live are due!" With that he struck the lion's form a heavy blow +with his fist. Hidden under the tapestry a great nail offered its cruel +point, and upon this his hand was impaled. The wound grew beyond the +reach of medical skill, and in the end this life, so guarded and +cherished, was lost by means of the very care taken to preserve it. + + +The same jealous precaution proved fatal to the poet Æschylus. It is +said that some fortune-teller menaced him with the fall of a house as +his doom, upon which he at once left the town and made his bed in the +open fields, far from roofs and beneath the sky. But an eagle flew by +overhead carrying in its talons a tortoise, and seeing the bald head of +the poet beneath, which it mistook for a stone, the bird let fall its +prey in order to break the shell of the tortoise. Thus were the days of +poor Æschylus ended. + + +From these two examples it would seem that this art of fortune-telling, +if there be any truth in it, causes one to fall into the very evil one +would be in dread of when one consulted it. But I will demonstrate and +maintain that the art is false. I do not believe that Nature would have +tied her own hands, and ours also, to the extent of marking our fate in +the heavens. For our fate depends upon certain combinations of time, +place, and people; not upon the combinations of charlatans. A shepherd +and a king are born under the same planet: one carries the sceptre; the +other the crook. The planet Jupiter willed it so! But what is this +planet Jupiter? A body without senses. Whence comes it then that its +influence works so differently on these two men? Further, how could its +influence, if it had any, penetrate through endless voids to our world? + + * * * * * + +Do not attach too much importance to the two instances I have related. +This beloved son and the good man Æschylus are beside the mark. + +Nevertheless, however blind and lying is the fortuneteller's art, it may +yet hit home once in a thousand times. That is just a matter of chance. + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXI + +JUPITER AND THE THUNDERBOLTS + +(BOOK VIII--No. 20) + + +One day, as Jupiter seated on high looked down upon the world, he was +incensed at the faults committed by mankind. "Let us," he said, "have +some other occupants in the regions of the universe in place of these +present inhabitants who importune and weary me. Go you to Hades, +Mercury, and bring hither the cruellest of the furies. This time, O race +that I have too tenderly nurtured, you shall perish." + +After this outburst the temper of the god began to cool. + + +O ye sovereigns of this world, to whom it has been given to be the +arbiters of our destinies, let a night intervene between your wrath and +the storm which follow! + + +Mercury, light of wing and sweet of tongue, descended to the abode of +the dread sisters Tisiphone, Megæra, and Alecto, and his choice fell +upon the latter, the pitiless one. She, feeling proud of the preference, +grew so arrogant as to swear by Pluto that the whole of the human brood +should soon people his domains. But Jupiter did not approve of the vow +this member of the Eumenides had sworn, and he sent her back to Hades. +At the same time he launched a thunderbolt upon one particularly +perfidious race of men. This, however, being hurled by a father's arm, +mercifully fell in a desert, causing less ruin than alarm. What followed +from this was simply that the wicked brood took heart at such indulgence +and did not trouble to mend their ways. Then all the gods in Olympus +complained, until he who controls the clouds swore by the Styx that +further storms should be sent and that they should not fail as the other +had. + +The Olympians only smiled at this. They told Jupiter that as he was the +father it would be better if he left in other hands the making of +thunderbolts. Vulcan undertook the task. Soon his furnaces glowed with +bolts of two kinds; one that hits its mark with a deadly unerring--and +that is the sort which any of the Olympian gods will hurl; whilst the +other sort was that which becomes scattered on its course and does +damage only to the mountain tops, or perchance is even lost on the way. +It is this kind of thunderbolt that Jupiter sends. His fatherly heart +permits him to use no other. + + + + +XXII + +EDUCATION + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 24) + + +Once upon a time there were two dogs, one named Lurcher and the other +Cæsar. They were brothers; handsome, well-built, and plucky, and +descended from dogs who were famous in their day. These two brothers, +falling into the hands of different masters, found their destinies +likewise in different spheres; for whilst one haunted the forests, the +other lurched about a kitchen. + +The names to which they now answered were not, however, the names that +were first given them. The influence of each one's career upon his +nature brought about a new name and a new reputation; for Cæsar's nature +was improved and strengthened by the life he led, whilst Lurcher's was +made more and more despicable by a degraded existence. A scullion named +him Lurcher; but the other dog received his noble name on account of his +life of high adventure. He had held many a stag at bay, killed many a +hare, and otherwise risen to the position of a Cæsar among dogs. Care +was taken that he should not mate indiscriminately, so that his +descendants' blood should not degenerate. On the other hand, poor +Lurcher bestowed his affections wherever he would and his brood became +populous. He was the progenitor of all turn-spits in France; a variety +which became common enough to form at last a race in themselves. They +show more readiness to flee than to attack, and are the very antipodes +of the Cæsars. + + +We do not always follow our ancestors, nor even resemble our fathers. +Want of care, the flight of time, a thousand things, cause us to +degenerate. + +Ah! how many, Cæsars, failing to cultivate their best nature and their +gifts, become Lurchers! + + + + +XXIII + +DEMOCRITUS AND THE PEOPLE OF ABDERA + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 26) + + +How I have always hated the opinions of the mob! To me, a mob seems +profane, unjust, and rash, putting false construction on all things, and +judging every matter by a mob-made standard. + +Democritus had experience of this. His countrymen thought him mad. +Little minds! But then, no one is a prophet in his own country! The +people themselves were mad, of course, and Democritus was the wise man. +Nevertheless the error went so far that the city of Abdera[6] sent a +messenger to the great physician Hippocrates, requesting him both by +letter and by spoken word to come and restore the sage's reason. + +"Our citizen," said the spokesman with tears in his eyes, "has lost his +wits, alas! Study has corrupted Democritus. If he were less wise we +should esteem him much more. He will have it that there is no limit to +the number of worlds like ours and that possibly they are inhabited with +numberless Democrituses. Not satisfied with these wild dreams, he talks +also of atoms--phantoms born only in his own empty brain. Then, +measuring the very heavens, though he remains here below to do it, he +claims to know the universe; yet admits that he does not know himself. +Time was when he could control debates, now he mutters only to himself. +So come, thou divine mortal, for the patient's case is a bad one." + +Hippocrates, though he had little faith in these people, went +nevertheless. Now mark, I beg of you, what strange meetings fate may +bring about in this life! Hippocrates arrived just at the time when this +man, who was supposed to have neither sense nor reason, happened to be +searching into a question as to whether this very reason was seated in +the heart or in the head of men and beasts. + +Sitting in leafy shade, beside a brook, and with many a volume at his +feet, he was occupied wholly with a study of the convolutions of the +brain; and thus absorbed, as his manner was, he scarcely noticed the +advance of his friend the learned physician. Their greeting was soon +over as you may imagine, for the sage is at all times chary of time and +speech. So having put aside mere trifles of conversation, they reasoned +upon man and his mind, and next fell to talking upon ethics. + +It is not necessary that I should here enlarge upon what each had to say +to the other on these matters. + +The little tale suffices to show that we may rightly take exception to +the judgments of the mob. That being so, in what sense is it true, as I +have read in a certain passage, that the voice of the people is the +voice of God? + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 6: A city on the shores of Thracia.] + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXIV + +THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN + +(BOOK IX.--No. 4) + + +What God does is done well. Without going round the world to seek a +proof of that, I can find one in the pumpkin. + +A villager was once struck with the largeness of a pumpkin and the +thinness of the stem upon which it grew. "What could the Almighty have +been thinking about?" he cried. "He has certainly chosen a bad place for +a pumpkin to grow. Eh zounds! Now I would have hung it on one of these +oaks. That would have been just as it should be. Like fruit, like tree! +What a pity, Hodge," said he, addressing himself, "that you were not on +the spot to give advice at the Creation which the parson preaches +about. Everything would have been properly done then. For instance; +wouldn't this acorn, no bigger than my little finger, be better hanging +on this frail stem? The Almighty has blundered there surely! The more I +think about these fruits and their situations, the more it seems to me +that it is all a mistake." + +Becoming worried by so much reflection our Hodge cast himself under an +oak saying, "A man can't sleep when he has so much brain." Then he at +once dropped off into a nap. + +Presently an acorn fell plump upon his nose. Starting from sleep, he put +his hand up to see what had happened and found the acorn caught in his +beard, whilst his nose began to pain and bleed. "Oh, oh!" he cried, "I +am bleeding. How would it have been if a heavier mass than this had +fallen from the tree: if this acorn had been a pumpkin? The Almighty did +not intend that, I see. Doubtless he was right. I understand the reason +why perfectly now." + +So praising God for all things Hodge took his way home. + + + + +XXV + +THE SCHOOLBOY, THE PEDANT, AND THE OWNER OF A GARDEN + +(BOOK IX.--No. 5) + + +A youngster, who was doubly foolish and doubly a rogue--in which perhaps +he savoured of the school he went to--was given, they say, to robbing a +neighbour's garden of its fruit and flowers. This may have been because +he was too young to know better, and perhaps because teachers do not +always mould the minds of young people in the right way. + +The owner of the garden boasted in each season the very best of what was +due. In spring he could show the most delightful blossoms and in autumn +the very pick of all the apples. + +One day he espied this schoolboy carelessly climbing a fruit tree and +knocking off the buds, those sweet and fragile forerunners of promised +fruit in abundance. The urchin even broke off a bough, and did so much +other damage that the owner sent a message of complaint to the boy's +schoolmaster. This worthy soon appeared, and behind him a tribe of the +scholars, who swarmed into the orchard and began behaving worse than the +first one. The schoolmaster's plan in thus aggravating the injury was +really to make an opportunity for delivering them all a good lesson, +which they should remember all their lives. He quoted Virgil and +Cicero; he made many scientific allusions and ran his discourse to such +a length that the little wretches were able to get all over the garden +and despoil it in a hundred places. + + +I hate pompous and pedantic speeches that are out of place and +never-ending; and I do not know a worse fool in the world than a naughty +schoolboy--unless indeed it be the schoolmaster of such a boy. The +better of them would never suit me as a neighbour. + + + + +XXVI + +THE SCULPTOR AND THE STATUE OF JUPITER + +(BOOK IX.--No. 6) + + +Once a sculptor who saw for sale a block of marble was so struck with +its beauty that he could not resist the temptation to buy it. When it +was in his studio he thought to himself, "Now what shall my chisel make +of it? Shall it be a god, a table, or a basin? It shall be a god. And I, +myself, shall ordain that the god shall poise a thunderbolt in his hand. +So tremble, mortals, and worship! Behold the lord of the earth!" + +The artist set to work and expressed so powerfully the attributes of the +god that those who saw it averred that it only lacked speech to be +Jupiter himself. It is said that the sculptor had scarcely completed the +statue when he became so overawed as to fear and tremble before the work +of his own hands. + +The poet of old, likewise, greatly dreaded the hate and the wrath of the +gods he himself created: a weakness which left little to choose between +him and the sculptor. + + +These traits are those of childhood. The minds of children are always +anxious lest any one should maltreat their dolls. The emotions +invariably give the lead to the intellect, and this fact accounts for +the great error of paganism. For that error has been prompted by the +emotions of men in all the peoples of the earth. Men uphold with fanatic +zeal the interests of the unreal creatures of their imagination. +Pygmalion became enamoured of the Venus[7] he had created, and in the +same way every one tries to turn his dreams into reality. Man remains as +ice before truth, but catches fire before illusion. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 7: La Fontaine forgets. It was Galatea whose image Pygmalion +created and whom Venus brought to life.] + + + + +XXVII + +THE OYSTER AND THE PLEADERS + +(BOOK IX.--No. 9) + + +One day two pilgrims espied upon the sands of the shore an oyster that +had been thrown up by the tide. They devoured it with their eyes whilst +pointing at it with their fingers; but whose teeth should deal with it +was a matter of dispute. + +When one stopped to pick up the prey the other pushed him away saying: +"It would be just as well first to decide which of us is to have the +pleasure of it. He who first saw it should swallow it, and let the other +watch him eat." + +"If you settle the affair that way," replied his companion, "I have good +eyes, thank God." + +"But my sight is not bad either," said the other, "and I saw it before +you did, and that I'll stake my life upon." + +"Well, suppose you did see it, I smelt it." + +During this lively interlude Justice Nincompoop arrived on the scene, +and to him they appealed to judge their claims. The justice very gravely +took the oyster, opened it, and put it into his mouth, whilst the two +claimants looked on. Having deliberately swallowed the oyster, the +justice, in the portentous tones of a Lord Chief Justice, said, "The +court here awards each of you a shell, without costs. Let each go home +peaceably." + + +Reckon what it costs to go to law in these days. Then count what remains +to most families. You will see that Justice Nincompoop draws all the +money and leaves only the empty purse and the shells to the litigants. + +[Illustration: Deliberately swallowed the oyster.] + + + + +XXVIII + +THE CAT AND THE FOX + +(BOOK IX.--No. 14) + + +The cat and the fox, in the manner of good little saints, started out +upon a pilgrimage. They were both humbugs, arch-hypocrites, two +downright highwaymen, who for the expenses of their journey indemnified +themselves by seeing who could devour the most fowls and gobble the most +cheese. + +The way was long and therefore wearisome, so they shortened it by +arguing. Argumentation is a great help. Without it one would go to +sleep. Our pilgrims shouted themselves hoarse. Then having argued +themselves out, they talked of other things. + +At length the fox said to the cat, "You pretend that you're very clever. +Do you know as much as I? I have a hundred ruses up my sleeve." + +"No," answered the cat, "I have but one; but that is always ready to +hand, and I maintain that it is worth a thousand other dodges." + +Then they fell again to disputing one against the other on each side of +the question, the whys and the wherefores, raising their voices higher +and higher. Presently the sudden appearance of a pack of hounds stopped +their noise. + +The cat said to the fox, "Now, my friend, ransack that cunning brain of +yours for one of your thousand ruses. Fetch down from your sleeve one of +those certain stratagems. As for me, this is my dodge." So saying, he +bounded to a tall tree and climbed to its top with alacrity. + +The fox tried a hundred futile doublings; ran into a hundred holes; put +the hounds at fault a hundred times; tried everywhere to find a safe +place of retreat, but everywhere failed between being smoked out of one +and driven out of another by the hounds. Finally, as he came out of a +hole two nimble dogs set upon him and strangled him at the first grip. + + +Too many expedients may spoil the business. One loses time in choosing +between them and in trying too many. Have only one; but let it be a good +one. + + + + +XXIX + +THE MONKEY AND THE CAT + +(BOOK IX.--No. 17) + + +Bertrand was a monkey and Ratter was a cat. They shared the same +dwelling and had the same master, and a pretty mischievous pair they +were. It was impossible to intimidate them. If anything was missed or +spoilt, no one thought of blaming the other people in the house. +Bertrand stole all he could lay his hands upon, and as for Ratter, he +gave more attention to cheese than he did to the mice. + +One day, in the chimney corner, these two rascals sat watching some +chestnuts that were roasting before the fire. How jolly it would be to +steal them they thought: doubly desirable, for it would not only be joy +to themselves, but an annoyance to others. + +"Brother," said Bertrand to Ratter, "this day you shall achieve your +master-stroke: you shall snatch some chestnuts out of the fire for me. +Providence has not fitted me for that sort of game. If it had, I assure +you chestnuts would have a fine time." + +No sooner said than done. Ratter delicately stirred the cinders with his +paw, stretched out his claws two or three times to prepare for the +stroke, and then adroitly whipped out first one, then two, then three of +the chestnuts, whilst Bertrand crunched them up between his teeth. In +came a servant, and there was an end of the business. Farewell, ye +rogues! + +I am told that Ratter was by no means satisfied with the affair. + + +And princes are equally dissatisfied when, flattered to be employed in +any uncomfortable concern, they burn their fingers in a distant province +for the profit of some king. + + + + +XXX + +THE TWO RATS, THE FOX, AND THE EGG[8] + +(BOOK X.--No. 1) + + +Do not take it ill if, in these fables, I mingle a little of the bold, +daring, and fine-spun philosophy that is called new. + +They say that the lower animals are mere machines: that everything they +do is prompted, not by choice, but by mechanism, coming about as it were +by springs. There is, they say, neither feeling nor soul--nothing but a +mechanical body. It goes just as a watch or clock goes, plodding on with +even motion, blindly and aimlessly. + +Open such a machine and examine it; what do we find? Wheels take the +place of intelligence. The first wheel moves the second, and that in +turn moves a third, with the result that, in due time, it strikes the +hour. + +According to these new philosophers, that is exactly the case with an +animal. It receives a blow in a certain spot, this spot conveys the +sensation to another spot, and so the message goes on from place to +place until the brain receives it and the impression is made. That is +all very well, but how is the impression made? + +It is necessarily made, without passion, without will, say these +philosophers. They tell us that the common idea is that an animal is +actuated by emotions which we know as sorrow, joy, love, pleasure, pain, +cruelty, or some other of these states; but that it is not so. Do not +deceive yourself, they say. + +"What is it then?" I ask. A watch, indeed! And pray what of ourselves? + +Ah, well! that is perhaps another thing altogether. This is the way +Descartes expounds the theory--Descartes, that mortal who, if he had +lived in pagan times, would have been made a god, and who holds a place +between man and the higher spirits, just as some I could name--beasts of +burden with long ears--hold a place between man and the oysters. Thus, I +say, reasons this author: "I have a gift beyond any possessed by others +of God's creatures, and that is the gift of thought. I know of what I +think." + +But from positive science we know that although animals may think, they +cannot reflect upon what they think. Descartes goes further and boldly +states that they do not think at all. That is a statement which need not +worry us. + +Nevertheless, when in the woods the blast of a horn and the baying of +hounds agitates the fleeing quarry; when he vainly endeavours, with all +his skill, to confuse and muddle the scent which betrays him to his +pursuers; when, an aged beast with full-grown antlers, he puts in his +place a younger stag and forces it to carry on the chase with its +fresher bait of the scent of its younger body, and thus carry off the +hounds and preserve his days--then surely this beast has reasoned. All +the twisting and turning, all the malice, deception, and the hundred +stratagems to save his life are worthy of the greatest chiefs of war; +and worthy of a better fate than death by being torn to pieces; for that +is the supreme honour of the stag. + + +Again; when the partridge sees its young in danger, before their wings +have strength enough to bear them away from death, she makes a pretence +of being wounded and flutters along with a trailing wing, enticing the +huntsman and his dogs to follow her, and thus by turning away the danger +saves her little ones. And when the huntsman believes that his dog has +seized her, lo! she rises, laughs at the sportsman, wishes him farewell, +and leaves him confused and watching her flight with his eyes. + +Not far from the northern regions there is a country where life goes on +as in the early ages, the inhabitants being profoundly ignorant. I speak +now of the human creatures. The animals are indeed surprisingly +enlightened; for they can construct works which stop the ravages of +swollen torrents and make communication possible from bank to bank. The +structures are safe and lasting, being founded upon wood over which is +laid a bed of mortar. The beavers are the engineers. Each one works. The +task is common to all, and the old ones see that the young ones do not +shirk their labour. There are many taskmasters directing and urging. + +To such a colony of cunning amphibians the republic of Plato itself +would be but an apprentice affair. The beavers erect their houses for +the winter time, and make bridges of marvellous construction for passing +over the ponds; whilst the human folk who live there, though this +wonderful work is always before their eyes, can but cross the water by +swimming. + + +That these beavers are nothing but bodies without minds nothing will +make me believe. But here is something better still. Listen to this +recital which I had from a king great in fame and glory. This king, +defender of the northern world, whom I now cite, is my guarantee: a +prince beloved of the goddess of Victory. His name alone is a bulwark +against the empire of the Turks. I speak of the Polish king.[9] A king, +it is understood, can never lie. + +He says, then, that upon the frontiers of his kingdom there are animals +that have always been at war among themselves, their passion for +fighting having been handed down from father to son. These animals, he +explains, are allied to the fox. Never has the science of war been more +skilfully pursued among men than it is pursued by these beasts, not even +in our present century. They have their advanced out-posts, their +sentinels and spies; their ambuscades, their expedients, and a thousand +other inventions of the pernicious and accursed science Warfare, a hag +born, herself, of Styx,[10] but giving birth to heroes. + +Properly to sing of the battles of these four-footed warriors Homer +should return from beyond the shores of Acheron.[11] Ah! could he but do +so, and bring with him too the rival of old Epicurus,[12] what would the +latter say as to the examples I have narrated? He would say only what I +have already said, namely, that in the lower animals natural instinct is +sufficient to explain all the wonders I have told: that memory leads the +animal to repeat over and over again the actions it has made before and +found successful. + +We, as human beings, do differently. Our wills decide for us; not the +bestial aim, nor the instinct. I walk, I speak, I feel in me a certain +force, an intelligent principle which all my bodily mechanism obeys. +This force is distinct from anything connected with my body. It is +indeed more easily conceived than is the body itself, and of all our +movements it is the supreme controller. But how does the body conceive +and understand this intelligent force? That is the point! I see the tool +obeying the hand; but what guides the hand? Who guides the planets in +their rapid courses? It may be some angel guide controls the whirling +planets; and in like manner some spirit dwells in us and controls all +our machinery. The impulse is given--the impression made--but how, I do +not know! We shall only learn it in the bosom of God; and to speak +frankly, Descartes himself was no wiser. On that point we all are +equals. All that I know is that this intelligent controlling spirit does +not exist in the lower animals. Man alone is its temple. + +Nevertheless, we must allow to the beasts a higher plane than that of +plants, notwithstanding the fact that plants breathe. + + +Is there any explanation to what I shall now relate? Two rats who were +seeking their living had the good fortune to find an egg. Such a dinner +was amply sufficient for folks of their species, they had no need to +look for an ox. With keen delight and an appetite to match they were +just about to eat up the egg between them, when an unbidden guest +appeared in the shape of Master Reynard the fox. This was a most awkward +and vexatious visitation. How was the egg to be saved from the jaws of +him? To wrap it up carefully and carry it away by the fore paws, or to +roll it, or to drag it, were methods as impossible as they were +hazardous. But Necessity, that ingenious mother, furnished the +never-failing invention. The sponger being as yet far enough away to +give the rats time to reach their home, one of them lay upon his back +and took the egg safely between his arms whilst the other, in spite of +sundry shocks and a few slips, dragged him home by the tail. + + +After this recital, let any one who dare maintain that animals have no +powers of reason. + + +For my part if I had the portioning of these faculties I would allow as +much reasoning power in animals as in infants, who evidently think from +their earliest years, from which fact we may conclude that one can think +without knowing oneself. I would, similarly, grant the animals a +reason, not such as we possess, but far above a blind instinct. I would +refine a speck of matter, a tiny atom--extract of light--something more +vivid and lively than fire; for since wood can turn to flame, cannot +flame, being further purified, teach us something of the rarity of the +soul? And is not gold extracted from lead? My creatures should be +capable of feeling and judgment; but nothing more. There should be no +argument from apes. + +As to mankind, I would have their lot infinitely better. We men should +possess a double treasure; firstly, the soul common to us all, just as +we happen to be, sages or fools, children, idiots, or our dumb +companions the animals; secondly, another soul in common, in a certain +degree, with the angels, and this soul, independent of us though +belonging to us, should be able to reach to heavenly heights, whilst it +could also dwell within a point's space. Having a beginning it should be +without end. Things incredible but true. During infancy this soul, +itself a child of heaven, should appear to us only as a gentle and +feeble light; but as the faculties grew, the stronger reason would +pierce the darkness of matter enveloping our other imperfect and grosser +soul. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 8: At the time when this was written there was much discussion +among the learned in France as to the powers of reasoning in animals.] + +[Footnote 9: The allusion is to Sobieski, whose victory over the Turks +made him famous throughout Europe in 1673. La Fontaine had frequently +met him in the salons of the cultured ladies of France.] + +[Footnote 10: A nymph of one of the rivers of Hades named after her. She +became the mother of Zelus (zeal), Nike (victory), Kratos (power), and +Bia (strength).] + +[Footnote 11: Also a river of Hades, the realm of the dead.] + +[Footnote 12: Descartes is meant as the rival of the old philosopher +Epicurus.] + + + + +XXXI + +THE DOG WITH HIS EARS CROPPED + +(BOOK X.--No. 9) + + +"What have I done to be treated in this way? Mutilated by my own master! +A nice state to be in! Dare I present myself before other dogs? O ye +kings over the animals, or rather tyrants of them, would any creature do +the same to you?" + +Such were the lamentations of poor Fido, a young house-dog, whilst those +who were busy cropping his ears remained quite untouched by his piercing +and dolorous howls. + +Fido believed himself to be ruined for life; but he very shortly found +that he was a gainer by the maiming. For being by nature disposed to +pilfer from his companions, it would come within his experience to have +many misadventures wherein his ears would be torn in a hundred places. + +Aggressive dogs always have ragged ears. The less they have for other +dogs' teeth to fasten upon the better. + +When one has but a single weak place to defend, one protects it against +an onset. Witness Master Fido armed with a spiked collar, and having no +more ears to catch hold of than are on my hand. Even a wolf would not +have known where to take him. + + + + +XXXII + +THE LIONESS AND THE SHE-BEAR + +(BOOK X--No. 13) + + +Mamma lioness had lost one of her cubs. Some hunter had made away with +it, and the poor unfortunate mother roared out her wailings to such an +extent that all the inhabitants of the forest were seriously disturbed. +The spells of the night, its darkness and its silence, were powerless to +hush the tumult of the queen of the forest. Sleep was driven from every +animal within hearing. + +At last the she-bear rose up and coming to the wailing lioness said, +"Good Gossip, just one word with you. All those little ones that have +passed between your teeth, had they neither fathers nor mothers?" + +"To be sure they had." + +"Then if that be so, and as none have come to mourn their dead in cries +which would split our heads: if so many mothers have borne their loss +silently, why cannot you be silent also?" + +"I? I be silent? Unhappy I? Ah! I have lost my son! There is nought for +me but to drag out a miserable old age." + +"But pray tell me what obliges you to do so." + +"Alas! Destiny. It is Destiny that hates me." + +[Illustration: Why cannot you be silent also?] + +Those are the words that are for ever in the mouths of us all. + +Unhappy human kind, let this address itself to you. I hear nothing but +the echoing murmur of trifling complaints. Whoever, in like case, +believes himself the hated of the gods, let him consider Hecuba,[13] and +he will render thanks for their clemency. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 13: Hecuba was the wife of Priam, King of Troy. When that city +fell Hecuba was chosen by Ulysses as part of his share in the spoils. +She was changed into a dog for avenging the death of her son whose eyes +had been put out by the King of Thracia, and she finally ended her life +by casting herself into the sea.] + + + + +XXXIII + +THE RABBITS + +(BOOK X.--No. 15) + + +When I have noticed how man acts at times, and how, in a thousand ways, +he comports himself just as the lower animals do, I have often said to +myself that the lord of these lower orders has no fewer faults than his +subjects. + +Nature has allowed every living thing a drop or two from the fount at +which the spirits of all creatures imbibe. + +I will prove what I say. + +If at the hour when night has scarcely passed and day hardly begun I +climb into a tree, on the edge of some wood, and, like a new Jupiter +from the heights of Olympus, I send a shot at some unsuspecting rabbit, +then the whole colony of rabbits, who were enjoying their thyme-scented +meal with open eyes and listening ears upon the heath, immediately +scamper away. The report sends them all to seek refuge in their +subterranean city. + +But their great fright is soon over; the danger quickly forgotten. Again +I see the rabbits more light-hearted than ever coming close under my +death-dealing hand. + + +Does not this give us a picture of mankind? Dispersed by some storm, men +no sooner reach a haven than they are ready again to risk the same winds +and the same distress. True rabbits, they run again into the +death-dealing hands of fortune. + + +Let us add to this example another of a more ordinary kind. + +When strange dogs pass through any spot beyond their customary route +there is a grand to-do. I leave you to picture it. All the dogs of the +district with one idea in their heads join forces, barking and biting, +to chase the intruder beyond the bounds of their territory. + +So, it may be, a similar joint-interest in property or in glory and +grandeur leads such people as the governors of states, certain favoured +courtiers, and people of a trade to behave exactly like these jealous +dogs. All of us, as a rule, rob the chance-comer and tear him to pieces. +Vain ladies and men of letters are usually so disposed. Woe betide the +newly-arrived beauty or a new writer! + +As few as possible fighting round the cake! That's the best way! + +I could bring a hundred examples to bear upon this subject; but the +shorter a discourse is the better. I take the masters of literature for +my model in this and hold that in the best of themes something should be +left unsaid for the reader to consider about. Therefore this discourse +shall end. + + + + +XXXIV + +THE GODS WISHING TO INSTRUCT A SON OF JUPITER + +(BOOK XI.--No. 2) + + +Jupiter had a son, who, sensible of his lofty origin, showed always a +god-like spirit. Childhood is not much concerned with loving; yet to the +childhood of this young god, loving and wishing to be loved was the +chief concern. In him, love and reason which grow with years, outraced +Time, that light-winged bearer of the seasons which come, alas! only too +quickly. + +Flora,[14] with laughing looks and winning airs, was the first to touch +the heart of the youthful Olympian. Everything that passion could +inspire--delicate sentiments full of tenderness, tears, and sighs--all +were there: he forgot nothing. As a son of Jupiter he would by right of +birth be dowered with greater gifts than the sons of other gods; and it +seemed as though all his behaviour were prompted by the reminiscence +that he had indeed already been a lover in some former state, so well +did he play the part. + +Nevertheless, it was Jupiter's wish that the boy should be taught, and +assembling the gods in council he said, "So far, I have never been at +fault in the conduct of the universe which I have ruled unaided; but +there are various charges which I now have decided to distribute amongst +the younger gods. This beloved child of mine I have already counted +upon. He is of my own blood and many an altar already flames in his +honour. Yet to merit his rank among the immortals it is necessary that +he should possess all knowledge." + +As the god of the thunders ceased the whole assembly applauded. As for +the boy himself, he did not appear to be above the wish to learn +everything. + +"I undertake," said Mars, the god of war, "to teach him the art by which +so many heroes have won the glories of Olympus and extended the empire." + +"I will be his master in the art of the lyre," promised the fair and +learned Apollo. + +"And I," said Hercules with the lion's-skin, "will teach him how to +overcome Vice and quell evil passions, those poisonous monsters which +like Hydras[15] are ever reborn in the heart. A foe to effeminate +pleasures, he shall learn from me those too seldom trodden paths that +lead to honour along the tracks of virtue." + +When it came to Cupid, the god of love, to speak he simply said, "I can +show him everything." + + +And Cupid was right; for what cannot be achieved with wit and the desire +to please? + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 14: The Goddess of Spring and of Flowers, was also regarded by +the Greeks as the Goddess of Youth and its pleasures.] + +[Footnote 15: The Hydra was a monster with one hundred heads. If one was +cut off two grew in its place unless the wound was stopped by fire.] + + + + +XXXV + +THE LION, THE MONKEY, AND THE TWO ASSES + +(BOOK XI.--No. 5) + + +King Lion, thinking that he would govern better if he took a few lessons +in moral philosophy, had a monkey brought to him one fine day who was a +master of arts in the monkey tribe. The first lesson he gave was as +follows:-- + +"Great King, in order to govern wisely a prince should always consider +the good of the country before yielding to that feeling which is +commonly known as self-love, for that fault is the father of all the +vices one sees in animals. To rid oneself of this sentiment is not an +easy thing to do, and is not to be done in a day. Indeed, merely to +moderate it is to achieve a good deal, and if you succeed so far you +will never tolerate in yourself anything ridiculous or unjust." + +"Give me," commanded the king, "an example of each of those faults." + +"Every species of creature," continued the philosopher, "esteems itself +in its heart above all the others. These others it regards as +ignoramuses, calling them by many hard names which, after all, hurt +nobody. At the same time this self-love, which sneers at other tribes +and other kinds of beasts, induces the individual to heap praise upon +other individuals of his own species, because that is a very good way of +praising oneself too. From this it is easy to see that many talents here +below are in reality but empty pretence, assumption, and pose, and a +certain gift of making the most of oneself, better understood by +ignorant people than by learned. + +"The other day I followed two asses who were offering the incense of +flattery to each other by turns, and heard one say, 'My Lord, do you not +think that man, that perfect animal, is both unjust and stupid? He +profanes our august name by calling every one of his own kind an ass who +is ignorant, or dull, or idiotic; and he calls our laughter and our +discourse by the term "braying." It is very amusing that these human +people pretend to excel us!' + +"'My friend,' said his companion, 'it is for you to speak, and for them +to hold their tongues. They are the true brayers. But let us speak no +more of them. We two understand each other; that is sufficient. And as +for the marvels of delight your divine voice lets fall upon our ears, +the nightingale herself is but a novice in comparison. You surpass the +court musician.' + +"To this the other donkey replied, 'My lord, I admire in you exactly the +same excellencies.' + +"Not content with flattering each other in this way, these two asses +went about the cities singing aloud each other's praises. Either one +thought he was doing a good turn to himself in thus lauding his +companion. + +"Well, your majesty, I know of many people to-day, not among asses, but +among exalted creatures, whom heaven has been pleased to raise to a high +degree, who would, if they dared, change their title of 'Excellency to +that of 'Majesty.' I am saying more than I should, perhaps, and I hope +your majesty will keep the secret. You wished to hear of some incident +which would show you, among other things, how self-love makes people +ridiculous, and there I have given you a good instance. Injustice I will +speak of another time, it would take too long now." + +Thus spoke the ape. No one has ever been able to tell me whether he ever +did speak of injustice to his king. It would have been a delicate +matter, and our master of arts, who was no fool, regarded the lion as +too terrible a king to submit to being lectured too far. + + + + +XXXVI + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX IN THE WELL + +(BOOK XI.--No. 6) + + +Why does Æsop give to the fox the reputation of excelling in all tricks +of cunning? I have sought for a reason, but cannot find one. Does not +the wolf, when he has need to defend his life or take that of another, +display as much knowingness as the fox? I believe he knows more, and I +dare, perhaps with some reason, to contradict my master in this +particular. + +Nevertheless, here is a case where undoubtedly all the honour fell to +the dweller in burrows. + +One evening a fox, who was as hungry as a dog, happened to see the round +reflection of the moon in a well, and he believed it to be a fine +cheese. There were two pails which alternately drew up the water. Into +the uppermost of these the fox leapt, and his weight caused him to +descend the well, where he at once discovered his mistake about the +cheese. He became extremely worried and fancied his end approaching, for +he could see no way to get up again but by some other hungry one, +enticed by the same reflection, coming down in the same way that he had. + +Two days passed without any one coming to the well. Time, which is +always marching onward, had, during two nights, hollowed the outline +of the silvery planet, and Reynard was in despair. + +[Illustration: Descended by his greater weight.] + +At last a wolf, parched with thirst, drew near, to whom the fox called +from below, "Comrade, here is a treat for you! Do you see this? It is an +exquisite cheese, made by Faunus[16] from milk of the heifer Io.[17] If +Jupiter were ill and lost his appetite he would find it again by one +taste of this. I have only eaten this piece out of it; the rest will be +plenty for you. Come down in the pail up there. I put it there on +purpose for you." + +A rigmarole so cleverly told was easily believed by the fool of a wolf, +who descended by his greater weight, which not only took him down, but +brought the fox up. + + +We ought not to laugh at the wolf, for we often enough let ourselves be +deluded with just as little cause. Everybody is ready to believe the +thing he fears and the thing he desires. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 16: The benign spirit of the fields and woods.] + +[Footnote 17: A priestess who was changed by Hera, wife of Zeus, into a +white heifer.] + + + + +XXXVII + +THE MICE AND THE SCREECH-OWL + +(BOOK XI.--No. 9) + + +It is not always wise to say to your company, "Just listen to this joke" +or "What do you think of this for a marvel?" for one can never be sure +that the listeners will regard the matter in the same way that the +teller does. Yet here is a case that makes an exception to this good +rule, and I maintain that it is in truth wonderful, and, although it has +the appearance of being a fable, it is in reality absolute fact. + +There was once an extremely old pine-tree which an owl, that grim bird +which Atropus[18] takes for her interpreter, had made to serve as his +palace. But there were other tenants lodging in its cavernous and +time-rotted trunk. These were mice, well fed, positive balls of fat, but +not one of them had a foot. They had all been mutilated. The owl had +nipped their feet off with his beak, whilst feeding and fostering them +with wheat from neighbouring stacks. + +It must be confessed that this bird had reasoned. + +Doubtless, in his time, when hunting mice, he had found that after +bringing them home they escaped again from the trunk, and to prevent +the recurrence of such a loss the artful rascal had thenceforth nipped +off the feet of all he caught, keeping them prisoners and eating them +one to-day and one to-morrow. To eat them all at once would have been +impossible. He had his health to think of. His forethought, which went +quite as far as ours, extended to bringing them grain for their +subsistence. + + * * * * * + +If this is not reasoning, then I do not understand what reasoning is. +See what arguments he used:-- + +"When these mice are caught they run away, therefore I must eat them as +I catch them. What all? Impossible! But would it not be well to keep +some for a needy future? If so, I must keep them and feed them too, +without their escaping. But how's that to be done? Happy thought! Nip +off their feet!" + +Now find me among human beings anything better carried out. Did +Aristotle and his followers do any better thinking, by my faith? + + +NOTE.--This is not a fable. The thing actually occurred, although +marvellous enough and almost incredible. I have perhaps carried the +forethought of this owl too far, for I do not pretend to establish in +animals a line of reasoning; but in this style of literature a little +exaggeration is pardonable. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 18: One of the three Fates, the first and second being Clotho +and Lachesis. They spun, measured, and cut off, respectively, the thread +of life for men at their birth.] + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXXVIII + +THE COMPANIONS OF ULYSSES + +(BOOK XII.--No. 1) + + +That great hero-wanderer Ulysses had been with his companions driven +hither and thither at the will of the winds for ten years, never knowing +what their ultimate fate was to be. At length they disembarked upon a +shore where Circe, the daughter of Apollo, held her court. Receiving +them she brewed a delicious but baneful liquor, which she made them +drink. The result of this was that first they lost their reason, and a +few moments after, their bodies took the forms and features of various +animals; some unwieldy, some small. Ulysses alone, having the wisdom to +withstand the temptation of the treacherous cup, escaped the +metamorphosis. He, besides possessing wisdom, bore the look of a hero +and had the gift of honeyed speech, so that it came about that the +goddess herself imbibed a poison little different from her own; that is +to say, she became enamoured of the hero and declared her love to him. +Now was the time for Ulysses to profit by this turn of events, and he +was too cunning to miss the opportunity, so he begged and obtained the +boon that his friends should be restored to their natural shapes. + +"But will they be willing to accept their own forms again?" asked the +nymph. "Go to them and make them the offer." + +Ulysses, glad and eager, ran to his Greeks and cried, "The poisoned cup +has its remedy, and I come to offer it to you. Dear friends of mine, +will you not be glad to have your manly forms again? Speak, for your +speech is already restored." + +The lion was the first to reply. Making an effort to roar he said, "I, +for one, am not such a fool. What! renounce all the great advantages +that have just been given me? I have teeth. I have claws. I can pull to +pieces anything that attacks me. I am, in fact, a king. Do you think it +would suit me to become a citizen of Ithaca once more? Who knows but +that you might make of me a common soldier again. Thank you; but I will +remain as I am." + +Ulysses, in sad surprise, turned to the bear. "Ah, brother! what form is +this you have taken, you who used to be so handsome?" + +"Well, really! I like that!" said the bear in his way. "What form is +this? you ask. Why it is the form that a bear should have. Pray who +instructed you that one form is more handsome than another? Is it your +business to judge between us? I prefer to appeal to the sight of the +gentler sex in our ursine race. Do I displease you? Then pass on. Go +your ways and leave me to mine. I am free and content as I am, and I +tell you frankly and flatly that I will not change my state." + +The princely Greek then turned to a wolf with the same proposals, and +risking a similar rebuff said: "Comrade, it overwhelms me that a sweet +young shepherdess should be driven to complain to the echoing crags of +the gluttonous appetite that impelled you to devour her sheep. Time was +when you would have protected her sheepfold. In those days you led an +honest life. Leave your lairs and become, instead of a wolf, an honest +man again." + +"What is that?" answered the wolf. "I don't see your point. You come +here treating me as though I were a carnivorous beast. But what are you, +who are talking in this strain? Would not you and yours have eaten these +sheep, which all the village is deploring, if I had not? Now say, on +your oath, do you really think I should have loved slaughter any less if +I had remained a man? For a mere word, you men are at times ready to +strangle each other. Are you not, therefore, as wolves one to another? +All things considered, I maintain as a matter of fact that, rascal for +rascal, it is better to be a wolf than a man. I decline to make any +change in my condition." + +In this way did Ulysses go from one to another making the same +representations and receiving from all, large and small alike, the same +refusals. Liberty, unbridled lust of appetite, the ambushes of the +woods, all these things were their supreme delight. They all renounced +the glory attaching to great deeds. + + +They thought that in following their passions they were enjoying +freedom, not seeing that they were but slaves to themselves. + + + + +XXXIX + +THE QUARREL BETWEEN THE DOGS AND THE CATS AND BETWEEN THE CATS AND THE +MICE + +(BOOK XII--No. 8) + + +Discord has always reigned in the universe; of this our world furnishes +a thousand different instances, for with us the sinister goddess has +many subjects. + +Let us begin with the four elements. Here you may be astonished to +observe that they are, throughout, in antagonism to each other. Besides +these four potentates how many other forces of all descriptions are +everlastingly at war! + +In bygone times there was a house which was full of cats and dogs who +lived together like amicable cousins, for this reason: Their master had +made a hundred irrevocable laws and rules, settling their respective +tasks, their meals, and every other incident of their lives, and at the +same time he threatened with the whip the first one who should promote a +quarrel. The kindly, almostly brotherly nature of this union was very +edifying to the neighbours. + +But at last the concord ceased. Some little favouritism in the bestowal +of a bone, or a dish of food, caused the outraged remainder to raise +furious protests. I have heard some chroniclers attribute the discord to +an affair of love and jealousy. At any rate, whatever the origin, the +altercation speedily fired both hall and kitchen, and divided the +company into partisans for this cat or for that dog. + +A new rule was made, which exasperated the cats, and their complaints +deafened the whole neighbourhood. Their advocate advised returning +absolutely to the old rules and decrees. The law books were searched +for, but could nowhere be found. And that was no wonder, for the books +which had been hidden in a corner by one set of partisans at first had +been at last devoured by mice. This gave rise to another law-suit, which +the mice lost and had to pay for. + +Many old cats, cunning, subtle, and sharp, and bearing a grudge against +the whole race of mice beside, lay in wait for them, caught them, and +cleared them out of the house, much to the advantage of the master of +the establishment. + + +So, returning to my moral, one cannot find under heaven any animal, any +being, any creature who has not his opponent. This appears to be a law +of nature. It would be time wasted to seek for a reason. God does well +whatever he does. Beyond that I know nothing; but I do know that people +come to high words over nothing three times out of four. Ah, ye human +folk! even at the age of sixty you ought to be sent back to the +schoolmaster. + + + + +XL + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX + +(BOOK XII.--No. 9) + + +A fox once remarked to a wolf, "Dear friend, do you know that the utmost +I can get for my meals is a tough old cock or perchance a lean hen or +two. It is a diet of which I am thoroughly weary. You, on the other +hand, feed much better than that, and with far less danger. My foraging +takes me close up to houses; but you keep far away. I beg of you, +comrade, to teach me your trade. Let me be the first of my race to +furnish my pot with a plump sheep, and you will not find me ungrateful." + +"Very well," replied the obliging wolf. "I have a brother recently dead, +suppose you go and get his skin and wear it." This the fox accordingly +did and the wolf commenced to give him lessons. "You must do this and +act so, when you wish to separate the dogs from the flocks." At first +Reynard was a little awkward, but he rapidly improved, and with a little +practice he reached at last the perfection of wolfish strategy. Just as +he had learned all that there was to know a flock approached. The sham +wolf ran after it spreading terror all around, even as Patroclus +wearing[19] the armour of Achilles spread alarm throughout camp and +city, when mothers, wives, and old men hastened to the temples for +protection. "In this case, the bleating army made sure there must be +quite fifty wolves after them, and fled, dog and shepherd with them, to +the neighbouring village, leaving only one sheep as a hostage. + +This remaining sheep our thief instantly seized and was making off with +it. But he had not gone more than a few steps when a cock crew near by. +At this signal, which habit of life had led him to regard as a warning +of dawn and danger, he dropped his disguising wolf-skin and, forgetting +his sheep, his lesson, and his master, scampered off with a will. + + +Of what use is such shamming? It is an illusion to suppose that one is +really changed by making the pretence. One resume's one's first nature +upon the earliest occasion for hiding it. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 19: At the Siege of Troy. He was mistaken for Achilles.] + +[Illustration: A guide for the footsteps of love.] + + + + +XLI + +LOVE AND FOLLY + +(BOOK XII.--No. 14) + + +Everything to do with love is mystery. Cupid's arrows, his quiver, his +torch, his boyhood: it is more than a day's work to exhaust this +science. I make no pretence here of explaining everything. My object is +merely to relate to you, in my own way, how the blind little god was +deprived of his sight, and what consequences followed this evil which +perchance was a blessing after all. On the latter point I will decide +nothing, but will leave it to lovers to judge upon. + + +One day as Folly and Love were playing together, before the boy had lost +his vision, a dispute arose. To settle this matter Love wished to lay +his cause before a council of the gods; but Folly, losing her patience, +dealt him a furious blow upon the brow. From that moment and for ever +the light of heaven was gone from his eyes. + +Venus demanded redress and revenge, the mother and the wife in her +asserting themselves in a way which I leave you to imagine. She deafened +the gods with her cries, appealing to Jupiter, Nemesis, the judges from +Hades, in fact all who would be importuned. She represented the +seriousness of the case, pointing out that her son could now not make a +step without a stick. No punishment, she urged, was heavy enough for so +dire a crime, and she demanded that the damage should be repaired. + +When the gods had each well considered the public interest on the one +hand and the complainant's demands upon the other, the supreme court +gave as its verdict that Folly was condemned for ever more to serve as a +guide for the footsteps of Love. + + + + +XLII + +THE FOREST AND THE WOODCUTTER + +(BOOK XII.--No. 16) + + +A woodcutter had broken or lost the handle of his hatchet and found it +not easy to get it repaired at once. During the time, therefore, that it +was out of use, the woods enjoyed a respite from further damage. At last +the man came humbly and begged of the forest to allow him gently to take +just one branch wherewith to make him a new haft, and promised that then +he would go elsewhere to ply his trade and get his living. That would +leave unthreatened many an oak and many a fir that now won universal +respect on account of its age and beauty. + +The innocent forest acquiesced and furnished him with a new handle. This +he fixed to his blade and, as soon as it was finished, fell at once upon +the trees, despoiling his benefactress, the forest, of her most +cherished ornaments. There was no end to her bewailings: her own gift +had caused her grief. + + +Here you see the way of the world and of those who follow it. They use +the benefit against the benefactors. I weary of talking about it. Yet +who would not complain that sweet and shady spots should suffer such +outrage. Alas! it is useless to cry out and be thought a nuisance: +ingratitude and abuses will remain the fashion none the less. + + + + +XLIII + +THE FOX AND THE YOUNG TURKEYS + +(BOOK XII.--No. 18) + + +Some young turkeys were lucky enough to find a tree which served them as +a citadel against the assaults of a certain fox. He, one night, having +made the round of the rampart and seen each turkey watching like a +sentinel, exclaimed, "What! These people laugh at me, do they? And do +they think that they alone are exempt from the common rule? No! by all +the gods! no!" + +He accomplished his design. + +The moon shining brilliantly seemed to favour the turkey folk against +the fox. But he was no novice in the laying of sieges, and had recourse +to his bag of rascally tricks. He pretended to climb the tree; stood +upon his hind legs; counterfeited death; then came to life again. +Harlequin himself could not have acted so many parts. He reared his tail +and made it gleam in the moonshine, and practised a hundred other +pleasantries, during which no turkey could have dared to go to sleep. +The enemy tired them out at last by keeping their eyes fixed upon him. +The poor birds became dazed. One lost its balance and fell. Reynard put +it by. Then another fell and was caught and laid on one side. Nearly +half of them at length succumbed and were taken off to the fox's larder. + + +To concentrate too much attention upon a danger may cause us to tumble +into it. + + + + +XLIV + +THE APE + +(BOOK XII.--No. 19) + + +There is an ape in Paris to whom a wife was once given; and he, +imitating many another husband, beat the poor creature to such an extent +that she sighed all the breath out of her body and died. + +Their son uttered the most doleful howls as a protest to this terrible +business. + +The father laughs now. His wife is dead and he already has found other +lady companions, whom, no doubt, he beats in the same way; for he haunts +the taverns and is frequently tipsy. + + +Never expect anything good from people who imitate, whether they be apes +or authors. Of the two the worst kind is the imitating author. + + + + +XLV + +THE SCYTHIAN PHILOSOPHER + +(BOOK XII.--No. 20) + + +A certain austere philosopher of Scythia, wishing to follow a pleasant +life, travelled through the land of the Greeks, and there he found in a +quiet spot a sage, one such as Virgil has written of; a man the equal of +kings, the peer almost of the gods, and like them content and tranquil. + +The happiness of this sage lay entirely in his beautiful garden. There +the Scythian found him, pruning hook in hand, cutting away the useless +wood from his fruit trees; lopping here, pruning there, trimming this +and that, and everywhere aiding Nature, who repaid his care with usury. + +"Why this wrecking?" asked the philosopher. "Is it wisdom thus to +mutilate these poor dwellers in your garden? Drop that merciless tool, +your pruning hook. Leave the work to the scythe of time. He will send +them, soon enough, to the shores of the river of the departed." + +"I am taking away the superfluous," answered the sage, "so that what is +left may flourish the better." + +The Scythian returned to his cheerless abode and, taking a bill-hook, +cut and trimmed every hour in the day, advising his neighbours to do +likewise and prescribing to his friends the means and methods. A +universal cutting-down followed. The handsomest boughs were lopped; his +orchard mutilated beyond all reason. The seasons were disregarded, and +neither young moons nor old were noted. In the end everything languished +and died. + + +This Scythian philosopher resembles the indiscriminating Stoic who cuts +away from the soul all passions and desires, good as well as bad, even +to the most innocent wishes. For my own part, I protest against such +people strongly. They take from the heart its greatest impulses and we +cease to live before we are dead. + + + + +[Illustration] + +XLVI + +THE ELEPHANT AND JUPITER'S APE + +(BOOK XII.--No. 21) + + +Once in the olden times the elephant and the rhinoceros disputed as to +which was the more important, and which should, therefore, have empire +over the other animals. They decided to settle the point by battle in an +enclosed field. + +The day was fixed, and all in readiness, when somebody came and informed +them that Jupiter's ape, bearing a caduceus, had been seen in the air. +The fact of his holding a caduceus[20] proved him to be acting as +official messenger from Olympus, and the elephant immediately took it +for granted that the ape came as ambassador with greetings to his +highness. Elated with this idea he waited for Gille, for that was the +name of the ape, and thought him rather tardy in presenting his +credentials. But at length Master Gille did salute his excellency as he +passed, and the elephant prepared himself for the message. But not a +word was forthcoming. + +It was evident that the gods were not giving so much attention to these +matters as the elephant supposed. + +What does it matter to those in high places whether one is an elephant +or a fly? + +The would-be monarch was reduced to the necessity of opening the +conversation himself. "My cousin Jupiter," he began, "will soon be able +to watch a rather fine combat from his supreme throne, and his court +will see some splendid sport." + +"What combat?" asked the ape rather severely. + +"What! Do you not know that the rhinoceros denies me precedence: that +the Elephantidæ are at war with the Rhinocerotidæ? You surely know these +families: they have some reputation." + +"I am charmed to learn their names," replied Master Gille. "We are +little concerned about such matters in our vast halls." + +This shamed and surprised the elephant. "Eh! What, then, is the reason +of your visit amongst us?" + +"Oh, it was to divide a blade of grass between two ants. We care for +all. As for your affair, nothing has been said about it in the council +of the gods. The little and the great are equal in their eyes." + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 20: The wand or official staff of Hermes.] + + + + +XLVII + + +THE LEAGUE OF RATS + +(BOOK XII.--No. 26) + + +There was once a mouse who lived in terrible fear of a cat that had lain +in wait watching for her. She was in great anxiety to know what she +could do to escape the threatening danger. + +Being prudent and wise she consulted her neighbour, a large and +important rat. His lordship the rat had taken up his abode in a very +good inn, and had boasted a hundred times that he had no fear for either +tom-cat or she-cat. Neither teeth nor claws caused him any anxious +thought. + +"Dame Mouse," said this boaster, "whatever I do, I cannot, upon my word, +chase away this cat that threatens you without some help. But let me +call together all the rats hereabouts and I'll play him a sorry trick or +two." + +The mouse curtsied humbly her thanks and the rat ran with speed to the +head-quarters; that is to say to the larder, where the rats were in the +habit of assembling. Arriving out of breath and perturbed in mind he +found them making a great feast at the expense of their host. + +"What ails you?" asked one of the feasters. "Speak!" + +"In two words," answered he, "the reason for my coming among you in +this way is simply that it has become absolutely necessary to help the +mice; for Grimalkin is abroad making terrible slaughter among them. +This, the most devilish of cats, will, when she has no mice left, turn +her attention to the eating of rats." + +"He says what is true," cried they all. "To arms, to arms!" Nothing +could stem the tide of their impetuosity; although, it is said, a few +she-rats shed tears. It was no matter. Every one overhauled his +equipment, and filled his wallet with cheese. To risk life was the +determination of all. They set off, as if to a fête, with happy minds +and joyful hearts. + +Alas, for the mouse! These warriors were a moment too late. The cat had +her already by the head. Advancing at the double the rats ran to the +succour of their good little friend; but the cat swore, and stalked away +in front of the enemy, having no intention of surrendering her prey. + +At the sound of the cat's defiance, the prudent rats, fearing ill fate, +beat a safe retreat without carrying any further their intended +onslaught. Each one ran to his hole, and whenever any ventured out again +it was always with the utmost caution to avoid the cat. + + + + +XLVIII + +THE ARBITER, THE HOSPITALLER, AND THE HERMIT + +(BOOK XII.--No. 28) + + +Three saints, all equally zealous and anxious for their salvation, had +the same ideal, although the means by which they strove towards it were +different. But as all roads lead to Rome, these three were each content +to choose their own path. + +One, touched by the cares, the tediousness, and the reverses which seem +to be inevitably attached to lawsuits, offered, without any reward, to +judge and settle all causes submitted to him. To make a fortune on this +earth was not an end he had in view. + +Ever since there have been laws, man, for his sins, has condemned +himself to litigation half his lifetime. Half? three-quarters, I should +say, and sometimes the whole. This good conciliator imagined he could +cure the silly and detestable craze for going to law. + +The second saint chose the hospitals as his field of labour. I admire +him. Kindly care taken to alleviate the sufferings of mankind is a +charity I prefer before all others. + +The sick of those days were much as they are now--peevish, impatient, +and ever grumbling. They gave our poor hospitaller plenty of work. They +would say, "Ah! he cares very particularly for such and such. They are +his friends, hence we are neglected." + +But bad as were these complaints they were nothing to those which the +arbiter had to face. He got himself into a sorry tangle. No one was +content. Arbitration pleased neither one side nor the other. According +to them the judge could never succeed in holding the balance level. No +wonder that at last the self-appointed judge grew weary. + +He betook himself to the hospitals. There he found that the +self-sacrificing hospitaller had nothing better to tell of his results. +Complaints and murmurs were all that either could gain. + +With sad hearts they gave up their endeavours and repaired to the silent +wood, there to live down their sorrows. In these retreats, at a spot +sheltered from the sun, gently tended by the breezes, and near a pure +rivulet, they found the third saint, and of him they asked advice. + +"Advice," said he, "is only to be sought of yourselves; for who, better +than yourselves, can know your own needs? The knowledge of oneself is +the first care imposed upon mankind by the Almighty. Have you obeyed +this mandate whilst out in the world? If there you did not learn to know +yourselves, these tranquil shades will certainly help you; for nowhere +else is it possible. Stir up this stream. Do you now see yourselves +reflected in it? No! How could you, when the mud is like a thick cloud +between us and the crystal? But let it settle, my brothers, and then you +will see your image. The better to study yourselves live in the +desert." + +The lonely hermit was believed and the others followed his wise counsel. + + +It does not follow that people should not be well employed. Since some +must plead; since men die and fall ill, doctors are a necessity and so +also are lawyers. These ministers, thank God, will never fail us. The +wealth and honours to be won make one sure of that. Nevertheless, in +these general needs one is apt to neglect oneself. And you, judges, +ministers, and princes, who give all your time to the public weal; you, +who are troubled by countless annoyances and disappointments, +disheartened by failure and corrupted by good fortune--you do not see +yourselves. You see no one. Should some good impulse lead you to think +over these matters, some flatterer breaks in and distracts you. + + +This lesson is the ending of this work. May the centuries to come find +it a useful one. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Original Fables of La Fontaine + Rendered into English Prose by Fredk. Colin Tilney + +Author: Jean de la Fontaine + +Illustrator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Translator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Release Date: May 30, 2005 [EBook #15946] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE *** + + + + +Produced by Jason Isbell, Julia Miller and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + + +</pre> + +<h2>TALES FOR CHILDREN FROM MANY LANDS</h2> + +<h3>EDITED BY F.C. TILNEY</h3> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img01-full.jpg" name="img01" id="img01"><img src="./images/img01.jpg" alt="The heart of Thyrsis left." title="The heart of Thyrsis left." /></a><br /> +The heart of Thyrsis left.</p> + + +<p> </p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img02-full.jpg"><img src="./images/img02.jpg" alt="THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE +RENDERED INTO ENGLISH PROSE BY FREDK. COLIN TILNEY +WITH COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR +LONDON: J.M. DENT & SONS LIMITED NEW YORK: E.P. DUTTON & COMPANY" /></a></p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="PREFACE" id="PREFACE"></a>PREFACE</h2> + + +<p><span class="smcap">If</span> deep wisdom, gentle satire, polite cynicism, and, above all, +irresistible humour are qualities which make a book attractive then La +Fontaine's <i>Fables</i> should be in the hands of all. Their charm is +two-fold; for whilst they induce pleasurable reflection in the reader +they delight him by the gaiety of their subject matter.</p> + +<p>Notwithstanding the fact that the spell of La Fontaine's verse +necessarily disappears when another tongue is employed, his English +translators, both Elizur Wright and Walter Thornbury, have courageously +attempted to do him justice in prosody. In this little book no such +effort has been made, chiefly for the reason that, for any but the +unusually gifted, to snatch at rhythm and rhyme is often to let drop the +apt and ready word as Æsop's mastiff dropped his dinner. But there is a +further excuse for the present writer. Verse has little attraction for +children unless it jingles merrily, and that is a thing as impossible as +it is undesirable where the claims of a philosophic original make +restrictions. Since the spirit is more likely to survive if the letter +is not exacting, it is difficult to see why custom looks askance upon +prose versions of poetry. But this little book may escape such censure +on the ground of its being but a selection from the complete <i>Fables</i> of +La Fontaine. It presents only those of which the great fabulist was +himself the originator. A selection of some sort being imperative there +seemed to be a simple and easy choice in the condition of absolute +originality; particularly as the older fables are given in another +volume of this series.</p> + +<p>This translation (in which I gratefully acknowledge the assistance of my +friend Mrs. A.H. Beddoe) is neither "free" nor literal. It sometimes +amplifies a thought, much as a musician might amplify the harmonies upon +a master's figured bass. But even this is rarely done, and then only +with a view to the youthful reader's pleasure and profit. With that +view, further, the social and political introductions to the fables have +been omitted, as well as the scientific discourses and the allusions to +the unfortunate wars of Louis XIV. and other historical matters, all of +which would have neither meaning nor interest but for "grown-ups" of a +certain class.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">F.C. Tilney.</span></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS</h2> + + +<div class='center'> +<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="Table of Contents" width="630"> +<tr><td align='left'></td><td align='right'>PAGE</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Two Mules</span></td><td align='right'> <a href="#I">13</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Hare and the Partridge</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#II">15</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Gardener and His Landlord</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#III">17</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Man and His Image</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#IV">20</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Animals Sick of the Plague</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#V">22</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Unhappily Married Man</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#VI">25</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Rat retired from the World</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#VII">27</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Maiden</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#VIII">29</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Wishes</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#IX">31</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Dairy-Woman and the Pail of Milk</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#X">34</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Priest and the Corpse</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XI">36</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Man Who ran after Fortune and the Man who waited for Her in His Bed</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XII">38</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">An Animal in the Moon</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XIII">42</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Fortune-Tellers</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XIV">44</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Cobbler and the Financier</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XV">47</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Power of Fable</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XVI">50</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Dog Who carried His Master's Dinner</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XVII">52</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Thyrsis and Amaranth</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XVIII">54</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Rat and the Elephant</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XIX">56</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Horoscope</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XX">57</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Jupiter and the Thunderbolts</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXI">60</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Education</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXII">62</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Democritus and the People of Abdera</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXIII">64</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Acorn and the Pumpkin</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXIV">67</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Schoolboy, the Pedant, and the Owner of a Garden</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXV">69</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Sculptor and the Statue of Jupiter</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXVI">71</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Oyster and the Pleaders</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXVII">73</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Cat and the Fox</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXVIII">75</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Monkey and the Cat</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXIX">77</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Two Rats, the Fox, and the Egg</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXX">79</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Dog with His Ears Cropped</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXI">86</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Lioness and the She-Bear</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXII">88</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Rabbits</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXIII">90</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Gods wishing to Instruct a Son of Jupiter</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXIV">93</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Lion, the Monkey, and the Two Asses</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXV">95</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Wolf and the Fox in the Well</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXVI">98</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Mice and the Screech-Owl</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXVII">100</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Companions of Ulysses</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXVIII">102</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Quarrel between the Dogs and the Cats and between the Cats and the Mice</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XXXIX">106</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Wolf and the Fox</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XL">109</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Love and Folly</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLI">111</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Forest and the Woodcutter</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLII">113</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Fox and the Young Turkeys</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLIII">115</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Ape</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLIV">117</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Scythian Philosopher</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLV">118</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Elephant and Jupiter's Ape</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLVI">120</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The League of Rats</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLVII">122</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Arbiter, the Hospitaller, and the Hermit</span></td><td align='right'><a href="#XLVIII">124</a></td></tr> +</table></div> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="LIST_OF_ILLUSTRATIONS" id="LIST_OF_ILLUSTRATIONS"></a>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2> + +<div class='center'> +<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="List of Illustrations" width="630"> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Heart of Thyrsis leapt</span></td><td> </td><td align='right'><a href="#img01"><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">"You boasted of being so Swift"</span></td><td><i>Facing page</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img04">14</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Over toppled the Milk</span></td><td><i>"</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img06">35</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Garret was still a Sibyl's Den</span></td><td><i>"</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img07">46</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Deliberately swallowed the Oyster</span></td><td><i>"</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img10">74</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">"Why cannot You be Silent also?"</span></td><td><i>"</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img11">88</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Descended by His greater Weight</span></td><td><i>"</i></td><td align='right'><a href="#img12">98</a></td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">A Guide for the Footsteps of Love</span></td><td><i>"</i> </td><td align='right'><a href="#img14">111</a></td></tr> +</table></div> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class="smcap">The</span> poet Jean de la Fontaine was born at Château-Thierry on +July 8, 1621. He was a kindly, merry, and generous man and much beloved.</p> +<p>His fables were written in verse and were published in three collections +at different times of his life. Many were new versions of existing +fables; but those of his later years were more often original +inventions.</p> + +<p>All in this book are of La Fontaine's own invention, although several +have since appeared in collections of Æsop's fables without the +acknowledgment that is La Fontaine's due.</p> + +<p>He died on April 13, 1695, at the age of seventy-three.</p> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img03.jpg" alt="Two mules" /></p> + +<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I</h2> + +<h2>The Two Mules</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> I.—No. 4)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">There</span> were two heavily-laden mules making a journey together. +One was carrying oats and the other bore a parcel of silver money +collected from the people as a tax upon salt. This, we learn, was a tax +which produced much money for the government, but it bore very hard upon +the people, who revolted many times against it.</p> + +<p>The mule that carried the silver was very proud of his burden, and would +not have been relieved of it if he could. As he stepped out he took care +that the bells upon his harness should jingle well as became a mule of +so much importance.</p> + +<p>Suddenly a band of robbers burst into the road, pounced upon the +treasure mule, seized it by the bridle, and stopped it short. +Struggling to defend itself the unhappy creature groaned and sighed as +it cried: "Is this then the fate that has been in store for me: that I +must fall and perish whilst my fellow traveller escapes free from +danger?"</p> + +<p><br /> +"My friend," exclaimed the mule that carried only the oats, and whom the +robbers had not troubled about, "it is not always good to have exalted +work to do. Had you been like me, a mere slave to a miller, you would +not have been in such a bad way now!"</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img04-full.jpg" name="img04" id="img04"><img src="./images/img04.jpg" alt="You boasted of being so swift." title="You boasted of being so swift." /></a><br /> +You boasted of being so swift.</p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II</h2> + +<h2>THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> V.—No. 17)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Never</span> mock at other people's misfortune; for you cannot tell +how soon you yourself may be unhappy. Æsop the sage has given us one or +two examples of this truth, and I am going to tell you of a similar one +now.</p> + +<p>A hare and a partridge were living as fellow-citizens very peacefully in +a field, when a pack of hounds making an onset obliged the hare to seek +refuge. He rushed into his form and succeeded in putting the hounds at +fault. But here the scent from his over-heated body betrayed him. +Towler, philosophising, concluded that this scent came from his hare, +and with admirable zeal routed him out. Then old Trusty, who never is at +fault, proclaimed that the hare was gone away. The poor unfortunate +creature at last died in his form.</p> + +<p>The partridge, his companion, thought fit to soothe his last moments +with some scoffing remarks upon his fate. "You boasted of being so +swift," she said "What has come to your feet, then?"</p> + + +<p><br /> +But even as she was chuckling her own turn came. Secure in the belief +that her wings would save her whatever happened, she did not reckon upon +the cruel talons of the hawk.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III</h2> + +<h2>THE GARDENER AND HIS LANDLORD</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IV.—No. 4)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A man</span> who had a great fondness for gardening, being half a +countryman and half town-bred, possessed in a certain village a +fair-sized plot with a field attached, and all enclosed by a quickset +hedge. Here sorrel and lettuce grew freely, as well as such flowers as +Spanish jasmine and wild thyme, and from these his good wife Margot +culled many a posy for her high days and holidays.</p> + +<p>This happy state of things was soon troubled by the visits of a hare, +and to such an extent that the man had to go to his landlord and lodge a +complaint. "This wretched animal," he said, "comes here and stuffs +himself night and morning, and simply laughs at traps and snares. As for +stones and sticks they make no difference whatever to him. He must be +enchanted."</p> + +<p>"Enchanted!" cried the landlord. "I defy enchantment! Were he the devil +himself old Towler would soon rout him out in spite of his tricks. I'll +rid you of him, my man, never fear!"</p> + +<p>"And when?" asked the man.</p> + +<p>"Oh, to-morrow, without more delay!"</p> + +<p>The affair being thus arranged, on the morrow came the landlord with all +his following. "First of all," he said, "how about breakfast? Your +chickens are tender I'll be bound. Come here, my dear," he added, +addressing the man's daughter, and then, to her father, "When are you +going to let her marry? Hasn't a son-in-law come on the scene yet? My +dear fellow, this is a thing that positively must be done you know, +you'll have to put your hand in your pocket to some purpose." So saying +he sat down beside the damsel, took her hand, held her by the arm, toyed +with her fichu, and took other silly and trifling liberties which the +girl resented with great self-respect, whilst the father grew a little +uneasy in his mind.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, the cooking went on. There was quite a run on the kitchen.</p> + +<p>"How ripe are your hams? They look good."</p> + +<p>"Sir," replied the flattered host, "they are yours."</p> + +<p>"Oh, really now! Well I'll take them, and that right gladly."</p> + +<p>The landlord and his family, his dogs, his horses, and his men-servants, +all take breakfast with hearty appetites. He assumes the host's place +and privileges, drinks his wine and caresses his daughter. After this a +crowd of hunters take seats at the breakfast table.</p> + +<p>Now everybody is lively and busy with preparations for the hunt. They +wind the horns to such purpose that the good man is dumbfounded by the +din. Worse than that they make terrible havoc in the poor garden. +Good-bye to all the neat rows and beds! Good-bye to the chickory and the +leeks! Good-bye to all the pot-herbs!</p> + +<p>The hare lies hidden under the leaves of a great cabbage, but being +discovered is quickly started, whereupon he rushes to a hole—nay, worse +than a hole, a great and horrible gap in the poor hedge, made by the +landlord's order, so that they might all burst out of the garden in fine +style; for it would have looked ridiculous for them to ride out at the +gate.</p> + +<p>The poor man objected. "This is fine fun for princes, no doubt——"; but +they let him talk, whilst dogs and men together did more harm in one +hour than all the hares in the province would have done in a century.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Little princes, settle your own quarrels amongst yourselves. It is +madness to have recourse to kings. You should never let them engage in +your wars, nor even enter your domains.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV</h2> + +<h2>THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> I.—No. 11)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Once</span> there was a man who loved himself very much, and who +permitted himself no rivals in that love. He thought his face and figure +the handsomest in all the world. Anything in the shape of a mirror that +could show him his own likeness he took care to avoid; for he did not +want to be reminded that perhaps he was over-rating his beauty. For this +reason he hated looking-glasses and accused them of being false. He made +a very great mistake in this respect; but that he did not mind, being +quite content to live in the happiness the mistake afforded him.</p> + +<p>To cure him of so grievous an error, officious Fate managed matters in +such a way that wherever he turned his eyes they would fall on one of +those mute little counsellors that ladies carry and appeal to when they +are anxious about their appearance. He found mirrors in the houses; +mirrors in the shops; mirrors in the pockets of gallants; mirrors even +as ornaments on waist-belts of ladies.</p> + +<p>What was he to do—this poor Narcissus? He thought to avoid all such +things by going far away from haunts of mankind, where he should never +have to face a mirror again. But in the woods to which he retreated a +clear rivulet ran. Into this he happened to look and—saw himself again. +Angrily he told himself that his eyes had been deluded by an idle fancy. +Henceforth he would keep away from the water! This he tried his utmost +to do; but who can resist the beauty of a woodland stream? There he was +and remained, always with that which he had determined to shun.</p> + + +<p><br /> +My meaning is easily seen. It applies to everybody; for everybody takes +some joy in harbouring this very error. The man in love with himself +stands for the soul of each one of us. All the mirrors wherein he saw +himself reflected stand for the faults of other people, in which we +really see our own faults though we hate to recognise them as such. As +for the brook, that, as every one knows, stands for the book of maxims +which the Duke de la Rochefoucauld<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> wrote.</p> + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1">[1]</a> This fable was dedicated to the Duke de la Rochefoucauld.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V</h2> + +<h2>THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 1)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">One</span> of those dread evils which spread terror far and wide, and +which Heaven, in its anger, ordains for the punishment of wickedness +upon earth—a plague in fact; and so dire a one as to make rich in one +day that grim ferryman who takes a coin from all who cross the river +Acheron to the land of the dead—such a plague was once waging war +against the animals. All were attacked, although all did not die. So +hopeless was the case that not one of them attempted to sustain their +sinking lives. Even the sight of food did not rouse them. Wolves and +foxes no longer turned eager and calculating eyes upon their gentle and +guileless prey. The turtle-doves went no more in cooing pairs, but were +content to avoid each other. Love and the joy that comes of love were +both at an end.</p> + +<p>At length the lion called a council of all the beasts and addressed them +in these words: "My dear friends, it seems to me that it is for our sins +that Heaven has permitted this misfortune to fall upon us. Would it not +be well if the most blameworthy among us allowed himself to be offered +as a sacrifice to appease the celestial wrath? By so doing he might +secure our recovery. History tells us that this course is usually +pursued in such cases as ours. Let us look into our consciences without +self-deception or condoning. For my own part, I freely admit that in +order to satisfy my gluttony I have devoured an appalling number of +sheep; and yet what had they done to me to deserve such a fate? Nothing +that could be called an offence. Sometimes, indeed, I have gone so far +as to eat the shepherd too! On the whole, I think I had better render +myself for this act of sacrifice; that is, if we agree that it is a +thing necessary to the general good. And yet I think it would be only +fair that every one should declare his sins as well as I; for I could +wish that, in justice, it were the most culpable that should perish."</p> + +<p>"Sire," said the fox, "you are really too yielding for a king, and your +scruples show too much delicacy of feeling. Eating sheep indeed! What of +that?—a foolish and rascally tribe! Is that a crime? No! a hundred +times no! On the contrary your noble jaws did but do them great honour. +As for the shepherd, it may be fairly said that all the harm he got he +merited, since he was one of those who fancy they have dominion over the +animal kingdom." Thus spake the fox and every other flatterer in the +assembly applauded him. Nor did any seek to inquire deeply into the +least pardonable offences of the tiger, the bear, and the other mighty +ones. All those of an aggressive nature, right down to the simple +watch-dog, were something like saints in their own opinions.</p> + +<p>When the ass stood forth in his turn he struck a different note: nothing +of fangs and talons and blood. "I remember," he said, "that once in +passing a field belonging to a monastery I was urged by hunger, by +opportunity, by the tenderness of the grass, and perhaps by the evil one +egging me on, to enter and crop just a taste, about as much as the +length of my tongue. I know that I did wrong, having really no right +there."</p> + +<p>At these words all the assembly turned upon him. The wolf took upon +himself to make a speech proving without doubt that the ass was an +accursed wretch, a mangy brute, who certainly ought to be told off for +sacrifice, since through his wickedness all their misfortunes had come +about. His peccadillo was judged to be a hanging matter. "What! eat the +grass belonging to another? How abominable a crime! Nothing but death +could expiate such an outrage!" And forthwith they proved as much to the +poor ass.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Accordingly as your power is great or small, the judgments of a court +will whiten or blacken your reputation.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI</h2> + +<h2>THE UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 2)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">If</span> goodness were always the comrade of beauty I would seek a +wife to-morrow; but as divorce between these two is no new thing, and as +there are so few lovely forms that enshrine lovely souls, thus uniting +both one and the other delight, do not take it amiss that I refrain from +seeking such a rare combination.</p> + +<p><br /> +I have seen many marriages, but not one of them has held out allurements +for me. Nevertheless, nearly the whole four quarters of mankind +courageously expose themselves to this the greatest of all hazards, +and—the whole four quarters usually repent it.</p> + +<p><br /> +I will tell you of one who, having repented, found that there was +nothing for it but to send home again his quarrelsome, avaricious, and +jealous spouse. She was one whom nothing pleased; for her, nothing was +right. For her, one rose too late; one retired too early. First it was +this, then it was that, and then again 'twas something else. The +servants raged. The husband was at his wit's end. "You think of nothing, +sir." "You spend too much." "You gad about, sir." "You are idle." +Indeed she had so much to say that, in the end, tired of hearing such a +termagant, he sent her to her parents in the country. There she mixed +with those who minded the turkeys and pigs until she was thought to be +somewhat tamed, when the husband sent for her again.</p> + +<p>"Well, my dear, how have you been getting on? How did you spend your +time? Did you like the simple life of the country?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, pretty well!" she said, "but what annoyed me was to see the +laziness of those people. They are worse there than here. They showed no +care whatever for the herds and flocks they were supposed to mind. I +didn't forget to let them know what I thought of them. Of course, they +didn't like it, and they all hated me in the end."</p> + +<p>"Ah! my dear. If you fell foul of people whom you saw for but a moment +or so in the day and when they returned in the evening—if you made them +tired of you; what will the servants in this house become, who must have +you railing at them the whole day long? And what will your poor husband +do whom you expected to have near you all day and night too? Return to +the village, my dear. Adieu! and if during my life the idea should +possess me to have you back again, may I, for my sins, have two such as +you for ever at my elbows in the world to come."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img05.jpg" alt="Rat in cheese." /></p> + +<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII</h2> + +<h2>THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 3)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">The</span> ancients had a legend which told of a certain rat who, +weary of the anxieties of this world, retired to a cheese, therein to +live in peace. Profound solitude reigned around the hermit. He worked so +hard with his feet and his teeth that in a few days he had a spacious +dwelling and food in plenty. What more could he desire? He thrived well, +growing large and fat. Blessings are showered upon those who are vowed +to simplicity and renunciation!</p> + +<p>One day a deputation from Rat-land waited upon him, begging that out of +his abundance he would grant a slight dole towards fitting out a journey +to a strange country where the rats hoped to get succour in their great +war against the cat-tribe. Ratopolis was besieged, and owing to the +poverty of the beleaguered republic they were forced to start with empty +wallets. They asked but little, believing that in a few days help would +arrive. "My friends," said the hermit, "earthly affairs no longer +concern me. In what way could a poor recluse assist you? What could he +do but pray for the help you need! My best hopes and wishes you may be +assured of." With these words this latest among the saints shut his +door.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Whom have I in mind, do you think, when I speak of this rat, so sparing +of his help? A monk?—Oh, no! A dervish rather, for a monk, I suppose, +is at all times charitable.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII</h2> + +<h2>THE MAIDEN</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 5)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A certain</span> damsel of considerable pride made up her mind to +choose a husband who should be young, well-built, and handsome; of +agreeable manners and—note these two points—neither cold nor jealous. +Moreover, she held it necessary that he should have means, high birth, +intellect; in fact, everything. But whoever was endowed with everything?</p> + +<p>The fates were evidently anxious to do their best for her, for they sent +her some most noteworthy suitors. But these the proud beauty found not +half good enough. "What, men like those! You propose them for me! Why +they are pitiable! Look at them—fine types, indeed!" According to her +one was a dullard; another's nose was impossible. With this it was one +thing; with that it was another; for superior people are disdainful +above all things.</p> + +<p>After these eligible gentlemen had been dismissed, came others of less +worth, and at these too she mocked. "Why," said she, "I would not bemean +myself to open the door to such. They must think me very anxious to be +married. Thank Heaven my single state causes me no regrets."</p> + +<p>The maiden contented herself with such notions until advancing age made +her step down from her pedestal. Adieu then to all suitors. One year +passed and then another. Her anxiety increased, and after anger came +grief. She felt that those little smiles and glances which, at the +bidding of love, lurk in the countenances of fair maidens were day by +day deserting her. Finally, when love himself departed, her features +gave pleasure to none. Then she had recourse to those hundred little +ruses and tricks of the toilet to repair the ravages of time; but +nothing that she could do arrested the depredations of that despicable +thief. One may repair a house gone to ruin: but the same thing is not +possible with a face!</p> + +<p>Her refined ladyship now sang to a different tune, for her mirror +advised her to take a husband without delay. Perhaps also her heart +harboured the wish. Even superior persons may have longings! This one at +last made a choice that people would at one time have thought +impossible; for she was very pleased and happy in marrying an ugly +cripple.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX</h2> + +<h2>THE WISHES</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 6)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">When</span> the Great Mogul held empire, there were certain little +sprites who used to undertake all sorts of tasks helpful to mankind. +They would do housework, stable-work, and even gardening. But if one +interfered with them, all would be spoilt.</p> + +<p>One of these friendly sprites cultivated the garden of a worthy family +living near the Ganges. His duties were performed deftly and +noiselessly. He loved not only his master and mistress, but the garden +also. Possibly the zephyrs, who are said to be friends of the sprites, +helped him in his tasks. At any rate he did his very best, and never +ceased in his efforts to load his hosts with every pleasure. To prove +his zeal he would have stayed with these people for ever, in spite of +the natural propensity of his kind for waywardness. But his mischievous +fellow-sprites fell to plotting. They induced the chief of their band to +remove him to another field of labour. This the chief promised and, +either by caprice or by policy, finally brought about. Orders came that +the devoted worker should set out for the uttermost part of Norway, +there to take charge of a house which at all times of the year was +covered with snow. So from being an Indian, the poor thing became a +Laplander.</p> + +<p>"I am forced to leave you," he said to his hosts, "but for what fault of +mine this has come to pass I cannot tell. I only know that go I must, +and in a very little while too; a month perhaps, or maybe only a week. +Make the most of the interval. Fortunately, I can fulfil three wishes +for you; but not more than three."</p> + +<p>To mankind there is nothing very out-of-the-way in merely wishing. These +good people decided that their first wish should be for abundance, and +straightway. Abundance, by the double-handful, poured gold into their +coffers; wheat into their granaries; wine into their cellars. Repletion +was everywhere. But, alas, what cares of direction, what account +keeping; what time and anxiety this affluence involved!</p> + +<p>Thieves plotted against them. Great lords borrowed from them. The prince +taxed them. They were, in fact, reduced to misery by this excess of good +fortune. At last they could endure it no longer. "Take back this awful +overplus of wealth," they cried. "Even the poor are happy in comparison +with us, and poverty is more covetable than such riches. Away, then, +with these treasures! And thou, sweet Moderation, mother of all peace, +sister of repose, come to us again!" With these words, which made their +second wish, lo! Moderation returned and they received her with open +arms, once again enjoying peace.</p> + +<p>Thus at the end of these two wishes they were exactly where they were in +the first place, and so it is with all who are given to wishing, and +wasting in dreams the time they had better have spent in doing. But +being philosophical people they laughed, and the sprite laughed with +them. To profit by his generosity when he had left them, they hazarded +their third wish and asked for wisdom. Wisdom is a treasure which never +embarrasses.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="X" id="X"></a>X</h2> + +<h2>THE DAIRY-WOMAN AND THE PAIL OF MILK</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 10)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A young</span> country woman named Perrette set out one morning from +her little dairy-farm with a pail of milk which she cleverly balanced +upon her head over a pad or cushion. She hurried with sprightly steps to +the market town, and so that she might be the less encumbered, wore a +kirtle that was short and light—in truth a simple petticoat—and shoes +low and easy. As she went, her thoughts ran upon the price to be gained +for her milk, and she schemed a way to lay out the sum in the purchase +of one hundred eggs. She was sure that with care and diligence these +would yield three broods. "It would be quite easy to me," she said, "to +raise the chicks near the house. The fox would be clever who would not +leave me enough to buy one pig. A pig would fatten at the cost of a +little bran, and when he had grown a fair size I should make a bargain +of him for a good round sum. And then, considering the price he will +fetch, what is to prevent my putting into our stable a cow and a calf? I +can fancy how the calf will frisk about among the sheep!" Thereupon +Perrette herself frisked for joy, transported with the picture of her +affluence. Over toppled the milk! Adieu to calf and cow and pig and +broods! This lady of wealth had to leave, with tearful eyes, her +dissipated fortunes, and go straight to her husband framing excuses to +avoid a beating.</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img06-full.jpg" name="img06" id="img06"><img src="./images/img06.jpg" alt="Overtoppled the milk." title="Overtoppled the milk." /></a><br /> +Overtoppled the milk.</p> + +<p><br />The farce became known to the whole countryside, and people called +Perrette by the name of "Milkpail" ever after.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Who has never talked wildly? Who has never built castles in Spain? Wise +men as well as milkmaids; sages and fools, all have waking dreams and +find them sweet! Our senses are carried away by some flattering +falsehood, and then wealth, honours, and beauty seem ours to command.</p> + +<p>Alone with my thoughts I challenge the bravest. I dethrone monarchs and +the people rejoicing crown me instead, showering diadems upon my head. +Then lo! a little accident happens to bring me back to my senses, and I +am Poor Jack as before.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI</h2> + +<h2>THE PRIEST AND THE CORPSE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 11)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">There</span> was a funeral. The dead body was progressing sadly +towards its last resting place; and following rather gladly, was the +priest who meant to bury it as soon as possible.</p> + +<p>The dead man, in a leaden coffin, was borne in a coach, and was properly +shrouded in that robe the dead always wear be it summer or winter. As +for the priest, he sat near it, intoning as hard as he could all sorts +of orisons, psalms, lessons, verses, and responses, in the hope that the +more he gave the more would be paid for. "Leave it to me, Mr. Deadman," +his actions seemed to say. "I'll give you a nice selection; a little of +everything. It's only a matter of fees, you know." And the Rev. John +Crow kept his eye on his silent charge as if he expected some one would +make off with it. "Mr. Deadman," his looks proclaimed, "by you I shall +receive so and so much in money, so and so much in wax candles, and, +possibly, a little more in incidental profits.</p> + +<p>On the strength of these calculations he promised himself a quarter-cask +of the best wine the neighbourhood could offer. Beyond that he settled +that a certain very attractive niece of his, as well as his housekeeper +Paquette, should both have new dresses.</p> + +<p>Whilst these pleasant and generous thoughts were running in his mind +there came a terrific shock. The car overturned. The Rev. John Crow's +head was broken by the coffin which fell upon him. Alas for the poor +priest! he went to heaven with the parishioner he thought only to bury.</p> + +<p>In reality, life over and over again is nothing but the fate of the Rev. +John Crow who counted on his dead, and of Perrette who counted on her +chickens.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII</h2> + +<h2>THE MAN WHO RAN AFTER FORTUNE AND <br /> +THE MAN WHO WAITED FOR HER IN HIS BED</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 12)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Who</span> does not run after Fortune?</p> + +<p>I would I were in some spot whence I could watch the eager crowds +rushing from kingdom to kingdom in their vain chase after the daughter +of Chance!</p> + +<p>They are indeed but faithful followers of a phantom; for when they think +they have her, lo! she is gone! Poor wretches! One must pity rather than +blame their foolishness. "That man," they say with sanguine voice, +"raised cabbages; and now he is Pope! Are we not as good as he?" Ah! +yes! a hundred times as good perhaps; but what of that? Fortune has no +eyes for all your merit. Besides, is Papacy, after all, worth peace, +which one must leave behind for it? Peace—a treasure that once was the +possession of gods alone—is seldom granted to the votaries of Dame +Fortune. Do not seek her; and then she will seek you. That is the way +with women!</p> + + +<p><br /> +There once were two friends, who lived comfortably and prospered +moderately in a village; but one of them was always wishing to do +better. One day he said to the other, "Suppose we left this place and +tried our luck elsewhere? You know that a prophet is never received in +his own country!"</p> + +<p>"You try, by all means," returned his friend, "but as for me, I am +contented where I am. I desire neither better climate nor better +possibilities. You please yourself. Follow your unquiet spirit. You'll +soon return, and I shall sleep soundly enough awaiting you."</p> + +<p>So the man of ambition, or the money-grubber, whichever you like to call +him, took to the road, and arrived next day at a place where, if +anywhere, Dame Fortune should be found, namely, the court. He stayed at +court for some long time, never missing an opportunity to put himself in +the way of favours. He was in evidence when the king went to bed, when +he arose, and on all other propitious occasions.</p> + +<p>"What's amiss?" he said at last. "Fortune, I am convinced, dwells here; +for I have seen her the guest now of this one and now of that one. How +is it that I cannot entertain the capricious creature? I must try her +elsewhere. I have already been told that the people of this place are +exceedingly ambitious. Evidently there is no room for me here. So, +adieu! gentleman of the court, and follow to the bitter end this +will-o'-the-wisp! They tell me that Dame Fortune has temples in Surat. +Very well! We will go there."</p> + +<p>He embarked at once. What hearts of bronze have humankind! The man who +first attempted this awful route and defied its terrors must have had a +heart of adamant. Often did our traveller turn his eyes towards his +little home as first pirates, then contrary winds, then calms, then +rocks—all agents of death—in turn assailed him. Strange it is that men +should take such pains to meet death, since it will come only too +quickly to them in their homes!</p> + +<p>Our adventurer arrived in India. There they told him that Japan was the +place where Fortune dispensed her favours. He hurried there. The sea +wearied of carrying him about. In the end all the profit his long +voyages brought him was the lesson which he learnt from savages, and +that was: "Stop in your own country and let Nature instruct you." Japan, +India, or anywhere else; no one place was better than another as a +hunting ground for Fortune; so the conclusion was forced upon him that +he had been wiser had he stayed in his own village. At last he renounced +all these ungrateful wanderings and returned to his own country; and as +he caught sight of his homestead from afar he wept for joy, and cried: +"Happy is the man who, staying in his home, finds constant occupation in +adjusting his desires to his surroundings. To him the court, the sea, +and the land of Fortune are but hearsay. Thou, fickle Dame, flaunting +before our eyes dignities and wealth, dost cause us to follow after +these allurements to the ends of the earth, only to find them empty +shams. Henceforth I wander no more, for here at home a hundred times +more success shall I find."</p> + +<p>Having registered this vow against Fortune the wanderer came to the door +of his friend, and lo! there sat Fortune, waiting on the threshold, +whilst his friend slumbered within.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII</h2> + +<h2>AN ANIMAL IN THE MOON</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 18)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Whilst</span> one philosopher tells us that men are constantly the +dupes of their own senses, another will swear that the senses never +deceive. Both are right. Philosophy truly affirms that the senses will +deceive so long as men are content to take upon trust the evidence the +senses bring. But if this evidence is weighed, measured, and tested by +every available resource of science the senses can deceive no one.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>In England, not long ago, when a large telescope was levelled to observe +the moon, the observer was astounded to see what he took to be some new +animal in this lovely planet. Everybody was excited about the marvellous +appearance. Something had occurred up above there which, without doubt, +must betoken great changes of some sort. Who could tell but that all the +dreadful wars that were then convulsing Europe had not been caused by +it? The king, who patronised the sciences, hastened to the observatory +to see the sight, and see it he did. There was the monster right +enough!</p> + +<p>And what was it after all?—Nothing but a poor little mouse that had by +some unlucky chance got in between the lenses of the telescope. Here was +the cause of all the devastating wars! Everybody laughed....</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV</h2> + +<h2>THE FORTUNE-TELLERS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VII.—No. 15)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Reputations</span> may be made by the merest chances, and yet +reputations control the fashions. That is a little prologue that would +fit the case of all sorts of people. Everywhere around one sees +prejudices, scheming, and obtuseness; but little or no justice. Nothing +can be done to stem this torrent of evil. It must run its course. It +always has been and always will be.</p> + + +<p><br /> +A woman in Paris once made it her profession to tell fortunes. She +became very popular and had great success. Did anybody lose a bit of +finery; had any one a sweetheart; had any wife a husband she was tired +of; any husband a jealous wife, to the prophetess such would run simply +to be told the thing that it was comforting to hear.</p> + +<p>The stock-in-trade of this fortune-teller consisted merely of a +convincing manner, a few words of scientific jargon, a great deal of +impudence, and much good luck. All these things together so impressed +the people that as often as not they would cry, "Miraculous!" In short, +although the woman's ignorance was quite twenty-three carat she passed +for a veritable oracle.</p> + +<p>Notwithstanding the fact that this oracle only lived in a garret, she +found so many ready to pay her well for her shams that she soon grew +rich enough to improve the position of her husband, to rent an office, +and buy a house.</p> + +<p>The garret being left empty was shortly tenanted by another woman to +whom all the town—women, girls, valets, fine gentlemen—everybody in +fact swarmed, as before, to consult their destiny. The former tenant had +built up such a reputation that the garret was still a sibyl's den, in +spite of the fact that quite a different creature dwelt in it. "I tell +fortunes? Surely you're joking! Why, gentlemen, I cannot read, and as +for writing, I never learnt more than to make my mark." But these +disclaimers were useless. People insisted on having their fortunes told, +and she had to do it. In consequence, she put by plenty of money, being +able to earn, in spite of herself, quite as much as two lawyers could. +The poverty of her home was a help rather than a hindrance. Four broken +chairs and a broom-handle savoured of a witch's frolic.</p> + +<p>If this woman had told the truth in a room well-furnished she would have +been scorned. The fashion for a garret had set in, and garret it must +be.</p> + +<p>In her new chambers the first fortune-teller waited in vain; for it was +the outward sign alone that brought customers, and the sign was poverty.</p> + + +<p><br /> +I have seen in a palace a robe worn awry win much distinction and +success, such crowds of followers and adherents did it draw. You may +well ask me why!</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img07-full.jpg" name="img07" id="img07"><img src="./images/img07.jpg" alt="The garret was still a sybil's den." title="The garret was still a sybil's den." /></a><br /> +The garret was still a sybil's den.</p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV</h2> + +<h2>THE COBBLER AND THE FINANCIER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 2)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">There</span> was once a cobbler who was so light hearted that he sang +from morning to night. It was wonderful to watch him at his work, and +more wonderful still to hear his runs and trills. He was in fact happier +than the Seven Sages.</p> + +<p>This merry soul had a neighbour who was exactly the reverse. He sang +little and slept less; for he was a financier, and made of money, as +they say. Whenever it happened that after a sleepless night he would +doze off in the early morning, the cobbler, who was always up betimes, +would wake him up again with his joyful songs. "Ha!" thought the man of +wealth, "what a misfortune it is that one cannot buy sleep in the open +market as one buys food and drink!" Then an idea came to him. He +invited the cobbler to his house, where he asked him some questions.</p> + +<p>"Tell me, Master Gregory, what do you suppose your earnings amount to in +a year?"</p> + +<p>"In a year," laughed the cobbler, "that's more than I know. I never keep +accounts that way, nor even keep one day from another. So long as I can +make both ends meet, that's good enough for me!"</p> + +<p>"Really!" replied the financier. "But what can you earn in one day?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, sometimes more and sometimes less. The mischief of it is that there +are so many fête days and high-days and fast-days crowded into the year, +on which, as the priest tells us, it is wicked to work at all; and worse +still he keeps on finding some new saint or other to give weight to his +sermons. If it were not for that, cobbling would be a fine paying game."</p> + +<p>At this the wealthy man laughed. "Look here, my friend, to-day I'll lift +you to the seats of the mighty! Here is a hundred pounds. Guard them and +use them with care."</p> + +<p>When the cobbler held the bag of money in his hand he imagined that it +must be as much as would be coined in a hundred years.</p> + +<p>Returning home he buried the cash in his cellar. Alas! he buried his joy +with it, for there were no more songs. From the moment he came into +possession of this wealth, the love of which is the root of all evil, +his voice left him, and not only his voice, but his sleep also. And in +place of these came anxiety, suspicion, and alarms; guests which abode +with him constantly. All day he kept his eye on the cellar door. Did a +cat make a noise in the night, then for a certainty that cat was after +his money.</p> + +<p>At last, in despair, the wretched cobbler ran to the financier whom he +now no longer kept awake. "Oh, give me back my joy in life, my songs, my +sleep; and take your hundred pounds again."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a>XVI</h2> + +<h2>THE POWER OF FABLE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 4)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">In</span> the old, vain, and fickle city of Athens, an orator,<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> +seeing how the light-hearted citizens were blind to certain dangers +which threatened the state, presented himself before the tribune, and +there sought, by the very tyranny of his forceful eloquence, to move the +heart of the republic towards a sense of the common welfare.</p> + +<p>But the people neither heard nor heeded. Then the orator had recourse to +more urgent arguments and stronger metaphors, potent enough to touch +hearts of stone. He spoke in thunders that might have raised the dead; +but his words were carried away on the wind. The beast of many heads<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> +did not deign to hear the launching of these thunderbolts. It was +engrossed in something quite different. A fight between two urchins was +what the crowd found so engaging; not the orator's warnings.</p> + +<p>What then did the speaker do? He tried another plan. "Ceres," he began, +"made a voyage one day with an eel and a swallow. After a time the +three travellers were stopped by a river. This the eel got over by +swimming and the swallow by flying——"</p> + +<p>"Well! what about Ceres? What did she do?" cried the crowd with one +voice.</p> + +<p>"She did what she did!" retorted the speaker in anger. "But first she +raged against you. What! Does it take a child's story to open your ears, +you who should be eager for any news of the peril that menaces; you, the +only state in Greece that takes no heed? You ask what Ceres did. Why do +you not ask what Philip<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> does?"</p> + +<p>At this reproach the assembly was stirred. A mere fable brought them +open-eared to all the orator would say.</p> + + +<p><br /> +We are all Athenians in this respect. I myself am, even as I point this +moral. I should take the utmost pleasure now in hearing "The Ass's +Skin"<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> told to me. The world is old, they say: so it is; but, +nevertheless, it is as greedy of amusement as a child.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2">[2]</a> Elizur Wright explains that the orator was Demades.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3">[3]</a> Horace spoke of the Roman people as a beast with many +heads.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4">[4]</a> Philip of Macedon, who was at war against the Greeks.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5">[5]</a> An old French nursery tale.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII</h2> + +<h2>THE DOG WHO CARRIED HIS MASTER'S DINNER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 7)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Our</span> hands are no more proof against gold than our eyes are +proof against beauty. There are but few who guard their treasures with +care enough.</p> + + +<p><br /> +A certain dog who had been taught to carry to his master the mid-day +meal was one day trotting along with the savoury burden slung around his +neck. He was tempted to take a taste himself; but knew that it would be +wrong to do so, and being a temperate, self-governed dog he refrained. +We of the human race allow ourselves to be tempted by covetable things +often enough; but, strange as it is, there seems to be more difficulty +in teaching mankind to resist temptation than there is in teaching dogs +to do so.</p> + +<p>On this particular day the dog was met by a mastiff who at once wanted +the dinner, but did not find it so easy to capture as he thought; for +our dog put it down and stood guard over it. There was a mighty tussle. +Soon others arrived; curs that were used to knocks and kicks while +picking up a living in the streets. Seeing that he should be badly +over-matched, and that his master's dinner was in danger of being +devoured by the crowd, he bethought himself how he too might have his +share, if shared it must be. So he very wisely exclaimed, "No fighting, +gentlemen, my bit will suffice me. Do as you please with the rest." With +these words he snapped up a portion, upon which all the rest began to +pull and jostle to their utmost and feasted merrily.</p> + + +<p><br /> +In this I seem to see the picture of one of those unfortunate towns or +states which occasionally have suffered from the greed of their +ministers and officials. Each functionary has an eye to his own +advantage, and the smartest sets a pattern for the others. The way in +which the public funds disappear is amusing. If one sheriff or provost, +having a scruple of conscience, finds a trifling argument in defence of +the public interest the others show him that he is a fool if he utters +half a word. So, with a very little trouble, he gives way, and often +becomes the leading offender.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII</h2> + +<h2>THYRSIS AND AMARANTH</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 13)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A shepherd</span> who was deeply in love with a shepherdess was +sitting one day by her side trying to find words to express the emotions +her charms created in his breast.</p> + +<p>"Ah! Amaranth, dear," he sighed, "could you but feel, as I do, a certain +pain which, whilst it tears the heart, is so delightful that it +enchants, you would say that nothing under heaven is its equal. Let me +tell you of it. Believe me, trust me. Would I deceive you? You, for whom +I am filled with the tenderest sentiments the heart can feel!"</p> + +<p>"And what, my Thyrsis, is the name you give this pleasing pain?"</p> + +<p>"It is called love," said Thyrsis.</p> + +<p>"Ah!" responded the maiden, "that is a beautiful name. Tell me by what +signs I may know it, if it come to me. What are the feelings it gives +one?"</p> + +<p>Thyrsis, taking heart of grace, replied with much ardour: "One feels an +anguish beside which the joys of kings are but dull and insipid. One +forgets oneself, and takes pleasure in the solitudes of the woods. To +glance into a brook is to see, not oneself, but an ever-haunting image. +To any other form one's eyes are blind. It may be that there is a +shepherd in the village at whose voice, at the mention of whose name, +you will blush; at the thought of whom you will sigh. Why, one knows +not! To see him will be a burning desire, and yet you would shrink from +him."</p> + +<p>"Oho!" said Amaranth. "Is this then the pain you have preached so much! +It is hardly new to me. I seem to know something of it." The heart of +Thyrsis leapt, for he thought that at last he had gained his end; when +the fair one added, "'Tis just in this way that I feel for Cladimant!"</p> + +<p>Imagine the vexation and misery of poor Thyrsis!</p> + + +<p><br /> +How many like him, intending to work solely for themselves, prove only +to have been stepping stones for others.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX</h2> + +<h2>THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 15)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">An</span> uncommonly small rat was watching an uncommonly big elephant +and sneering at the slowness of his steps.</p> + +<p>The enormous animal was heavily laden. On his back rose a three-storied +howdah, wherein were accommodated a celebrated sultana, her dog, her +cat, her monkey, her parrot, her old servant, and all her household. +They were going upon a pilgrimage.</p> + +<p>The rat wondered why all the people should express astonishment at +seeing this enormous bulk—"As if the fact of occupying more or less +space implied that one was the more or less important accordingly! What +is it you admire in him, you men? If it is only the weight of his body +which fills the children with terror, then we rats, small as we are, +consider ourselves not one grain less than the elephant." He would have +said more; but the cat, bounding out of her cage, let him see in an +instant that a rat is not an elephant.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XX" id="XX"></a>XX</h2> + +<h2>THE HOROSCOPE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 16)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Our</span> destiny is frequently met in the very paths we take to +avoid it.</p> + + +<p><br /> +A father had an only son whom he loved excessively. His devoted +affection caused him to be so anxious as to the boy's welfare that he +sought to learn from astrologers and fortune-tellers what fate was in +store for the son and heir. One of these soothsayers told him that an +especial danger lay with lions, from which the youth must be guarded +until the age of twenty was reached, but not after. The father, to make +sure of this precaution, upon the issue of which depended the life of +his loved one, commanded that by no chance should the boy ever be +permitted to go beyond the threshold of the house. Ample provision was +made for the satisfaction of all the wishes proper to youth in the way +of play with his companions, jumping, running, walking, and so forth. As +the age approached when the spirits of youth yearn for the chase, he was +taught to hold that sport in abhorrence.</p> + +<p>But temperament cannot be changed by persuasion and counsel, nor by +enlightenment. The young man, eager, ardent, and full of courage, no +sooner felt the promptings of his years than he sighed for the +forbidden pleasures. The greater the hindrance the stronger the desire. +Knowing the reason of his galling restrictions, and viewing day by day +in his palatial home the hunting scenes pictured in paint and tapestry +on every wall, his excitement became unrestrained.</p> + +<p>Once his eye fell upon a pictured lion. "Ah! Monster!" he exclaimed in a +transport of indignation. "It is to you that the shade and fetters in +which I live are due!" With that he struck the lion's form a heavy blow +with his fist. Hidden under the tapestry a great nail offered its cruel +point, and upon this his hand was impaled. The wound grew beyond the +reach of medical skill, and in the end this life, so guarded and +cherished, was lost by means of the very care taken to preserve it.</p> + + +<p><br /> +The same jealous precaution proved fatal to the poet Æschylus. It is +said that some fortune-teller menaced him with the fall of a house as +his doom, upon which he at once left the town and made his bed in the +open fields, far from roofs and beneath the sky. But an eagle flew by +overhead carrying in its talons a tortoise, and seeing the bald head of +the poet beneath, which it mistook for a stone, the bird let fall its +prey in order to break the shell of the tortoise. Thus were the days of +poor Æschylus ended.</p> + + +<p><br /> +From these two examples it would seem that this art of fortune-telling, +if there be any truth in it, causes one to fall into the very evil one +would be in dread of when one consulted it. But I will demonstrate and +maintain that the art is false. I do not believe that Nature would have +tied her own hands, and ours also, to the extent of marking our fate in +the heavens. For our fate depends upon certain combinations of time, +place, and people; not upon the combinations of charlatans. A shepherd +and a king are born under the same planet: one carries the sceptre; the +other the crook. The planet Jupiter willed it so! But what is this +planet Jupiter? A body without senses. Whence comes it then that its +influence works so differently on these two men? Further, how could its +influence, if it had any, penetrate through endless voids to our world?</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Do not attach too much importance to the two instances I have related. +This beloved son and the good man Æschylus are beside the mark.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, however blind and lying is the fortuneteller's art, it may +yet hit home once in a thousand times. That is just a matter of chance.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img08.jpg" alt="Jupiter throwing thunderbolts." /></p> + +<h2><a name="XXI" id="XXI"></a>XXI</h2> + +<h2>JUPITER AND THE THUNDERBOLTS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII—No. 20)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">One</span> day, as Jupiter seated on high looked down upon the world, +he was incensed at the faults committed by mankind. "Let us," he said, +"have some other occupants in the regions of the universe in place of +these present inhabitants who importune and weary me. Go you to Hades, +Mercury, and bring hither the cruellest of the furies. This time, O race +that I have too tenderly nurtured, you shall perish."</p> + +<p>After this outburst the temper of the god began to cool.</p> + + +<p><br /> +O ye sovereigns of this world, to whom it has been given to be the +arbiters of our destinies, let a night intervene between your wrath and +the storm which follow!</p> + + +<p><br /> +Mercury, light of wing and sweet of tongue, descended to the abode of +the dread sisters Tisiphone, Megæra, and Alecto, and his choice fell +upon the latter, the pitiless one. She, feeling proud of the preference, +grew so arrogant as to swear by Pluto that the whole of the human brood +should soon people his domains. But Jupiter did not approve of the vow +this member of the Eumenides had sworn, and he sent her back to Hades. +At the same time he launched a thunderbolt upon one particularly +perfidious race of men. This, however, being hurled by a father's arm, +mercifully fell in a desert, causing less ruin than alarm. What followed +from this was simply that the wicked brood took heart at such indulgence +and did not trouble to mend their ways. Then all the gods in Olympus +complained, until he who controls the clouds swore by the Styx that +further storms should be sent and that they should not fail as the other +had.</p> + +<p>The Olympians only smiled at this. They told Jupiter that as he was the +father it would be better if he left in other hands the making of +thunderbolts. Vulcan undertook the task. Soon his furnaces glowed with +bolts of two kinds; one that hits its mark with a deadly unerring—and +that is the sort which any of the Olympian gods will hurl; whilst the +other sort was that which becomes scattered on its course and does +damage only to the mountain tops, or perchance is even lost on the way. +It is this kind of thunderbolt that Jupiter sends. His fatherly heart +permits him to use no other.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXII" id="XXII"></a>XXII</h2> + +<h2>EDUCATION</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 24)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Once</span> upon a time there were two dogs, one named Lurcher and the +other Cæsar. They were brothers; handsome, well-built, and plucky, and +descended from dogs who were famous in their day. These two brothers, +falling into the hands of different masters, found their destinies +likewise in different spheres; for whilst one haunted the forests, the +other lurched about a kitchen.</p> + +<p>The names to which they now answered were not, however, the names that +were first given them. The influence of each one's career upon his +nature brought about a new name and a new reputation; for Cæsar's nature +was improved and strengthened by the life he led, whilst Lurcher's was +made more and more despicable by a degraded existence. A scullion named +him Lurcher; but the other dog received his noble name on account of his +life of high adventure. He had held many a stag at bay, killed many a +hare, and otherwise risen to the position of a Cæsar among dogs. Care +was taken that he should not mate indiscriminately, so that his +descendants' blood should not degenerate. On the other hand, poor +Lurcher bestowed his affections wherever he would and his brood became +populous. He was the progenitor of all turn-spits in France; a variety +which became common enough to form at last a race in themselves. They +show more readiness to flee than to attack, and are the very antipodes +of the Cæsars.</p> + + +<p><br /> +We do not always follow our ancestors, nor even resemble our fathers. +Want of care, the flight of time, a thousand things, cause us to +degenerate.</p> + +<p>Ah! how many, Cæsars, failing to cultivate their best nature and their +gifts, become Lurchers!</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXIII" id="XXIII"></a>XXIII</h2> + +<h2>DEMOCRITUS AND THE PEOPLE OF ABDERA</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> VIII.—No. 26)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">How</span> I have always hated the opinions of the mob! To me, a mob +seems profane, unjust, and rash, putting false construction on all +things, and judging every matter by a mob-made standard.</p> + +<p>Democritus had experience of this. His countrymen thought him mad. +Little minds! But then, no one is a prophet in his own country! The +people themselves were mad, of course, and Democritus was the wise man. +Nevertheless the error went so far that the city of Abdera<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> sent a +messenger to the great physician Hippocrates, requesting him both by +letter and by spoken word to come and restore the sage's reason.</p> + +<p>"Our citizen," said the spokesman with tears in his eyes, "has lost his +wits, alas! Study has corrupted Democritus. If he were less wise we +should esteem him much more. He will have it that there is no limit to +the number of worlds like ours and that possibly they are inhabited with +numberless Democrituses. Not satisfied with these wild dreams, he talks +also of atoms—phantoms born only in his own empty brain. Then, +measuring the very heavens, though he remains here below to do it, he +claims to know the universe; yet admits that he does not know himself. +Time was when he could control debates, now he mutters only to himself. +So come, thou divine mortal, for the patient's case is a bad one."</p> + +<p>Hippocrates, though he had little faith in these people, went +nevertheless. Now mark, I beg of you, what strange meetings fate may +bring about in this life! Hippocrates arrived just at the time when this +man, who was supposed to have neither sense nor reason, happened to be +searching into a question as to whether this very reason was seated in +the heart or in the head of men and beasts.</p> + +<p>Sitting in leafy shade, beside a brook, and with many a volume at his +feet, he was occupied wholly with a study of the convolutions of the +brain; and thus absorbed, as his manner was, he scarcely noticed the +advance of his friend the learned physician. Their greeting was soon +over as you may imagine, for the sage is at all times chary of time and +speech. So having put aside mere trifles of conversation, they reasoned +upon man and his mind, and next fell to talking upon ethics.</p> + +<p>It is not necessary that I should here enlarge upon what each had to say +to the other on these matters.</p> + +<p>The little tale suffices to show that we may rightly take exception to +the judgments of the mob. That being so, in what sense is it true, as I +have read in a certain passage, that the voice of the people is the +voice of God?</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6">[6]</a> A city on the shores of Thracia.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img09.jpg" alt="Acorn falling from tree." /></p> + +<h2><a name="XXIV" id="XXIV"></a>XXIV</h2> + +<h2>THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 4)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">What</span> God does is done well. Without going round the world to +seek a proof of that, I can find one in the pumpkin.</p> + +<p>A villager was once struck with the largeness of a pumpkin and the +thinness of the stem upon which it grew. "What could the Almighty have +been thinking about?" he cried. "He has certainly chosen a bad place for +a pumpkin to grow. Eh zounds! Now I would have hung it on one of these +oaks. That would have been just as it should be. Like fruit, like tree! +What a pity, Hodge," said he, addressing himself, "that you were not on +the spot to give advice at the Creation which the parson preaches +about. Everything would have been properly done then. For instance; +wouldn't this acorn, no bigger than my little finger, be better hanging +on this frail stem? The Almighty has blundered there surely! The more I +think about these fruits and their situations, the more it seems to me +that it is all a mistake."</p> + +<p>Becoming worried by so much reflection our Hodge cast himself under an +oak saying, "A man can't sleep when he has so much brain." Then he at +once dropped off into a nap.</p> + +<p>Presently an acorn fell plump upon his nose. Starting from sleep, he put +his hand up to see what had happened and found the acorn caught in his +beard, whilst his nose began to pain and bleed. "Oh, oh!" he cried, "I +am bleeding. How would it have been if a heavier mass than this had +fallen from the tree: if this acorn had been a pumpkin? The Almighty did +not intend that, I see. Doubtless he was right. I understand the reason +why perfectly now."</p> + +<p>So praising God for all things Hodge took his way home.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXV" id="XXV"></a>XXV</h2> + +<h2>THE SCHOOLBOY, THE PEDANT, AND THE OWNER OF A GARDEN</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 5)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A youngster</span>, who was doubly foolish and doubly a rogue—in +which perhaps he savoured of the school he went to—was given, they say, +to robbing a neighbour's garden of its fruit and flowers. This may have +been because he was too young to know better, and perhaps because +teachers do not always mould the minds of young people in the right way.</p> + +<p>The owner of the garden boasted in each season the very best of what was +due. In spring he could show the most delightful blossoms and in autumn +the very pick of all the apples.</p> + +<p>One day he espied this schoolboy carelessly climbing a fruit tree and +knocking off the buds, those sweet and fragile forerunners of promised +fruit in abundance. The urchin even broke off a bough, and did so much +other damage that the owner sent a message of complaint to the boy's +schoolmaster. This worthy soon appeared, and behind him a tribe of the +scholars, who swarmed into the orchard and began behaving worse than the +first one. The schoolmaster's plan in thus aggravating the injury was +really to make an opportunity for delivering them all a good lesson, +which they should remember all their lives. He quoted Virgil and +Cicero; he made many scientific allusions and ran his discourse to such +a length that the little wretches were able to get all over the garden +and despoil it in a hundred places.</p> + + +<p><br /> +I hate pompous and pedantic speeches that are out of place and +never-ending; and I do not know a worse fool in the world than a naughty +schoolboy—unless indeed it be the schoolmaster of such a boy. The +better of them would never suit me as a neighbour.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXVI" id="XXVI"></a>XXVI</h2> + +<h2>THE SCULPTOR AND THE STATUE OF JUPITER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 6)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Once</span> a sculptor who saw for sale a block of marble was so +struck with its beauty that he could not resist the temptation to buy +it. When it was in his studio he thought to himself, "Now what shall my +chisel make of it? Shall it be a god, a table, or a basin? It shall be a +god. And I, myself, shall ordain that the god shall poise a thunderbolt +in his hand. So tremble, mortals, and worship! Behold the lord of the +earth!"</p> + +<p>The artist set to work and expressed so powerfully the attributes of the +god that those who saw it averred that it only lacked speech to be +Jupiter himself. It is said that the sculptor had scarcely completed the +statue when he became so overawed as to fear and tremble before the work +of his own hands.</p> + +<p>The poet of old, likewise, greatly dreaded the hate and the wrath of the +gods he himself created: a weakness which left little to choose between +him and the sculptor.</p> + + +<p><br /> +These traits are those of childhood. The minds of children are always +anxious lest any one should maltreat their dolls. The emotions +invariably give the lead to the intellect, and this fact accounts for +the great error of paganism. For that error has been prompted by the +emotions of men in all the peoples of the earth. Men uphold with fanatic +zeal the interests of the unreal creatures of their imagination. +Pygmalion became enamoured of the Venus<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> he had created, and in the +same way every one tries to turn his dreams into reality. Man remains as +ice before truth, but catches fire before illusion.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7">[7]</a> La Fontaine forgets. It was Galatea whose image Pygmalion +created and whom Venus brought to life.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXVII" id="XXVII"></a>XXVII</h2> + +<h2>THE OYSTER AND THE PLEADERS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 9)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">One</span> day two pilgrims espied upon the sands of the shore an +oyster that had been thrown up by the tide. They devoured it with their +eyes whilst pointing at it with their fingers; but whose teeth should +deal with it was a matter of dispute.</p> + +<p>When one stopped to pick up the prey the other pushed him away saying: +"It would be just as well first to decide which of us is to have the +pleasure of it. He who first saw it should swallow it, and let the other +watch him eat."</p> + +<p>"If you settle the affair that way," replied his companion, "I have good +eyes, thank God."</p> + +<p>"But my sight is not bad either," said the other, "and I saw it before +you did, and that I'll stake my life upon."</p> + +<p>"Well, suppose you did see it, I smelt it."</p> + +<p>During this lively interlude Justice Nincompoop arrived on the scene, +and to him they appealed to judge their claims. The justice very gravely +took the oyster, opened it, and put it into his mouth, whilst the two +claimants looked on. Having deliberately swallowed the oyster, the +justice, in the portentous tones of a Lord Chief Justice, said, "The +court here awards each of you a shell, without costs. Let each go home +peaceably."</p> + + +<p><br /> +Reckon what it costs to go to law in these days. Then count what remains +to most families. You will see that Justice Nincompoop draws all the +money and leaves only the empty purse and the shells to the litigants.</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img10-full.jpg" name="img10" id="img10"><img src="./images/img10.jpg" alt="Deliberately swallowed the oyster." title="Deliberately swallowed the oyster." /></a><br /> +Deliberately swallowed the oyster.</p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXVIII" id="XXVIII"></a>XXVIII</h2> + +<h2>THE CAT AND THE FOX</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 14)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">The</span> cat and the fox, in the manner of good little saints, +started out upon a pilgrimage. They were both humbugs, arch-hypocrites, +two downright highwaymen, who for the expenses of their journey +indemnified themselves by seeing who could devour the most fowls and +gobble the most cheese.</p> + +<p>The way was long and therefore wearisome, so they shortened it by +arguing. Argumentation is a great help. Without it one would go to +sleep. Our pilgrims shouted themselves hoarse. Then having argued +themselves out, they talked of other things.</p> + +<p>At length the fox said to the cat, "You pretend that you're very clever. +Do you know as much as I? I have a hundred ruses up my sleeve."</p> + +<p>"No," answered the cat, "I have but one; but that is always ready to +hand, and I maintain that it is worth a thousand other dodges."</p> + +<p>Then they fell again to disputing one against the other on each side of +the question, the whys and the wherefores, raising their voices higher +and higher. Presently the sudden appearance of a pack of hounds stopped +their noise.</p> + +<p>The cat said to the fox, "Now, my friend, ransack that cunning brain of +yours for one of your thousand ruses. Fetch down from your sleeve one of +those certain stratagems. As for me, this is my dodge." So saying, he +bounded to a tall tree and climbed to its top with alacrity.</p> + +<p>The fox tried a hundred futile doublings; ran into a hundred holes; put +the hounds at fault a hundred times; tried everywhere to find a safe +place of retreat, but everywhere failed between being smoked out of one +and driven out of another by the hounds. Finally, as he came out of a +hole two nimble dogs set upon him and strangled him at the first grip.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Too many expedients may spoil the business. One loses time in choosing +between them and in trying too many. Have only one; but let it be a good +one.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXIX" id="XXIX"></a>XXIX</h2> + +<h2>THE MONKEY AND THE CAT</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> IX.—No. 17)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Bertrand</span> was a monkey and Ratter was a cat. They shared the +same dwelling and had the same master, and a pretty mischievous pair +they were. It was impossible to intimidate them. If anything was missed +or spoilt, no one thought of blaming the other people in the house. +Bertrand stole all he could lay his hands upon, and as for Ratter, he +gave more attention to cheese than he did to the mice.</p> + +<p>One day, in the chimney corner, these two rascals sat watching some +chestnuts that were roasting before the fire. How jolly it would be to +steal them they thought: doubly desirable, for it would not only be joy +to themselves, but an annoyance to others.</p> + +<p>"Brother," said Bertrand to Ratter, "this day you shall achieve your +master-stroke: you shall snatch some chestnuts out of the fire for me. +Providence has not fitted me for that sort of game. If it had, I assure +you chestnuts would have a fine time."</p> + +<p>No sooner said than done. Ratter delicately stirred the cinders with his +paw, stretched out his claws two or three times to prepare for the +stroke, and then adroitly whipped out first one, then two, then three of +the chestnuts, whilst Bertrand crunched them up between his teeth. In +came a servant, and there was an end of the business. Farewell, ye +rogues!</p> + +<p>I am told that Ratter was by no means satisfied with the affair.</p> + + +<p><br /> +And princes are equally dissatisfied when, flattered to be employed in +any uncomfortable concern, they burn their fingers in a distant province +for the profit of some king.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXX" id="XXX"></a>XXX</h2> + +<h2>THE TWO RATS, THE FOX, AND THE EGG<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor2">[8]</a></h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> X.—No. 1)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Do</span> not take it ill if, in these fables, I mingle a little of +the bold, daring, and fine-spun philosophy that is called new.</p> + +<p>They say that the lower animals are mere machines: that everything they +do is prompted, not by choice, but by mechanism, coming about as it were +by springs. There is, they say, neither feeling nor soul—nothing but a +mechanical body. It goes just as a watch or clock goes, plodding on with +even motion, blindly and aimlessly.</p> + +<p>Open such a machine and examine it; what do we find? Wheels take the +place of intelligence. The first wheel moves the second, and that in +turn moves a third, with the result that, in due time, it strikes the +hour.</p> + +<p>According to these new philosophers, that is exactly the case with an +animal. It receives a blow in a certain spot, this spot conveys the +sensation to another spot, and so the message goes on from place to +place until the brain receives it and the impression is made. That is +all very well, but how is the impression made?</p> + +<p>It is necessarily made, without passion, without will, say these +philosophers. They tell us that the common idea is that an animal is +actuated by emotions which we know as sorrow, joy, love, pleasure, pain, +cruelty, or some other of these states; but that it is not so. Do not +deceive yourself, they say.</p> + +<p>"What is it then?" I ask. A watch, indeed! And pray what of ourselves?</p> + +<p>Ah, well! that is perhaps another thing altogether. This is the way +Descartes expounds the theory—Descartes, that mortal who, if he had +lived in pagan times, would have been made a god, and who holds a place +between man and the higher spirits, just as some I could name—beasts of +burden with long ears—hold a place between man and the oysters. Thus, I +say, reasons this author: "I have a gift beyond any possessed by others +of God's creatures, and that is the gift of thought. I know of what I +think."</p> + +<p>But from positive science we know that although animals may think, they +cannot reflect upon what they think. Descartes goes further and boldly +states that they do not think at all. That is a statement which need not +worry us.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, when in the woods the blast of a horn and the baying of +hounds agitates the fleeing quarry; when he vainly endeavours, with all +his skill, to confuse and muddle the scent which betrays him to his +pursuers; when, an aged beast with full-grown antlers, he puts in his +place a younger stag and forces it to carry on the chase with its +fresher bait of the scent of its younger body, and thus carry off the +hounds and preserve his days—then surely this beast has reasoned. All +the twisting and turning, all the malice, deception, and the hundred +stratagems to save his life are worthy of the greatest chiefs of war; +and worthy of a better fate than death by being torn to pieces; for that +is the supreme honour of the stag.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Again; when the partridge sees its young in danger, before their wings +have strength enough to bear them away from death, she makes a pretence +of being wounded and flutters along with a trailing wing, enticing the +huntsman and his dogs to follow her, and thus by turning away the danger +saves her little ones. And when the huntsman believes that his dog has +seized her, lo! she rises, laughs at the sportsman, wishes him farewell, +and leaves him confused and watching her flight with his eyes.</p> + +<p>Not far from the northern regions there is a country where life goes on +as in the early ages, the inhabitants being profoundly ignorant. I speak +now of the human creatures. The animals are indeed surprisingly +enlightened; for they can construct works which stop the ravages of +swollen torrents and make communication possible from bank to bank. The +structures are safe and lasting, being founded upon wood over which is +laid a bed of mortar. The beavers are the engineers. Each one works. The +task is common to all, and the old ones see that the young ones do not +shirk their labour. There are many taskmasters directing and urging.</p> + +<p>To such a colony of cunning amphibians the republic of Plato itself +would be but an apprentice affair. The beavers erect their houses for +the winter time, and make bridges of marvellous construction for passing +over the ponds; whilst the human folk who live there, though this +wonderful work is always before their eyes, can but cross the water by +swimming.</p> + + +<p><br /> +That these beavers are nothing but bodies without minds nothing will +make me believe. But here is something better still. Listen to this +recital which I had from a king great in fame and glory. This king, +defender of the northern world, whom I now cite, is my guarantee: a +prince beloved of the goddess of Victory. His name alone is a bulwark +against the empire of the Turks. I speak of the Polish king.<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> A king, +it is understood, can never lie.</p> + +<p>He says, then, that upon the frontiers of his kingdom there are animals +that have always been at war among themselves, their passion for +fighting having been handed down from father to son. These animals, he +explains, are allied to the fox. Never has the science of war been more +skilfully pursued among men than it is pursued by these beasts, not even +in our present century. They have their advanced out-posts, their +sentinels and spies; their ambuscades, their expedients, and a thousand +other inventions of the pernicious and accursed science Warfare, a hag +born, herself, of Styx,<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> but giving birth to heroes.</p> + +<p>Properly to sing of the battles of these four-footed warriors Homer +should return from beyond the shores of Acheron.<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> Ah! could he but do +so, and bring with him too the rival of old Epicurus,<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> what would the +latter say as to the examples I have narrated? He would say only what I +have already said, namely, that in the lower animals natural instinct is +sufficient to explain all the wonders I have told: that memory leads the +animal to repeat over and over again the actions it has made before and +found successful.</p> + +<p>We, as human beings, do differently. Our wills decide for us; not the +bestial aim, nor the instinct. I walk, I speak, I feel in me a certain +force, an intelligent principle which all my bodily mechanism obeys. +This force is distinct from anything connected with my body. It is +indeed more easily conceived than is the body itself, and of all our +movements it is the supreme controller. But how does the body conceive +and understand this intelligent force? That is the point! I see the tool +obeying the hand; but what guides the hand? Who guides the planets in +their rapid courses? It may be some angel guide controls the whirling +planets; and in like manner some spirit dwells in us and controls all +our machinery. The impulse is given—the impression made—but how, I do +not know! We shall only learn it in the bosom of God; and to speak +frankly, Descartes himself was no wiser. On that point we all are +equals. All that I know is that this intelligent controlling spirit does +not exist in the lower animals. Man alone is its temple.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, we must allow to the beasts a higher plane than that of +plants, notwithstanding the fact that plants breathe.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Is there any explanation to what I shall now relate? Two rats who were +seeking their living had the good fortune to find an egg. Such a dinner +was amply sufficient for folks of their species, they had no need to +look for an ox. With keen delight and an appetite to match they were +just about to eat up the egg between them, when an unbidden guest +appeared in the shape of Master Reynard the fox. This was a most awkward +and vexatious visitation. How was the egg to be saved from the jaws of +him? To wrap it up carefully and carry it away by the fore paws, or to +roll it, or to drag it, were methods as impossible as they were +hazardous. But Necessity, that ingenious mother, furnished the +never-failing invention. The sponger being as yet far enough away to +give the rats time to reach their home, one of them lay upon his back +and took the egg safely between his arms whilst the other, in spite of +sundry shocks and a few slips, dragged him home by the tail.</p> + + +<p><br /> +After this recital, let any one who dare maintain that animals have no +powers of reason.</p> + + +<p><br /> +For my part if I had the portioning of these faculties I would allow as +much reasoning power in animals as in infants, who evidently think from +their earliest years, from which fact we may conclude that one can think +without knowing oneself. I would, similarly, grant the animals a +reason, not such as we possess, but far above a blind instinct. I would +refine a speck of matter, a tiny atom—extract of light—something more +vivid and lively than fire; for since wood can turn to flame, cannot +flame, being further purified, teach us something of the rarity of the +soul? And is not gold extracted from lead? My creatures should be +capable of feeling and judgment; but nothing more. There should be no +argument from apes.</p> + +<p>As to mankind, I would have their lot infinitely better. We men should +possess a double treasure; firstly, the soul common to us all, just as +we happen to be, sages or fools, children, idiots, or our dumb +companions the animals; secondly, another soul in common, in a certain +degree, with the angels, and this soul, independent of us though +belonging to us, should be able to reach to heavenly heights, whilst it +could also dwell within a point's space. Having a beginning it should be +without end. Things incredible but true. During infancy this soul, +itself a child of heaven, should appear to us only as a gentle and +feeble light; but as the faculties grew, the stronger reason would +pierce the darkness of matter enveloping our other imperfect and grosser +soul.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8">[8]</a> At the time when this was written there was much discussion +among the learned in France as to the powers of reasoning in animals.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9">[9]</a> The allusion is to Sobieski, whose victory over the Turks +made him famous throughout Europe in 1673. La Fontaine had frequently +met him in the salons of the cultured ladies of France.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10">[10]</a> A nymph of one of the rivers of Hades named after her. She +became the mother of Zelus (zeal), Nike (victory), Kratos (power), and +Bia (strength).</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11">[11]</a> Also a river of Hades, the realm of the dead.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12">[12]</a> Descartes is meant as the rival of the old philosopher +Epicurus.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXI" id="XXXI"></a>XXXI</h2> + +<h2>THE DOG WITH HIS EARS CROPPED</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> X.—No. 9)</h3> + + +<p>"<span class="smcap">What</span> have I done to be treated in this way? Mutilated by my +own master! A nice state to be in! Dare I present myself before other +dogs? O ye kings over the animals, or rather tyrants of them, would any +creature do the same to you?"</p> + +<p>Such were the lamentations of poor Fido, a young house-dog, whilst those +who were busy cropping his ears remained quite untouched by his piercing +and dolorous howls.</p> + +<p>Fido believed himself to be ruined for life; but he very shortly found +that he was a gainer by the maiming. For being by nature disposed to +pilfer from his companions, it would come within his experience to have +many misadventures wherein his ears would be torn in a hundred places.</p> + +<p>Aggressive dogs always have ragged ears. The less they have for other +dogs' teeth to fasten upon the better.</p> + +<p>When one has but a single weak place to defend, one protects it against +an onset. Witness Master Fido armed with a spiked collar, and having no +more ears to catch hold of than are on my hand. Even a wolf would not +have known where to take him.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXII" id="XXXII"></a>XXXII</h2> + +<h2>THE LIONESS AND THE SHE-BEAR</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> X—No. 13)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Mamma</span> lioness had lost one of her cubs. Some hunter had made +away with it, and the poor unfortunate mother roared out her wailings to +such an extent that all the inhabitants of the forest were seriously +disturbed. The spells of the night, its darkness and its silence, were +powerless to hush the tumult of the queen of the forest. Sleep was +driven from every animal within hearing.</p> + +<p>At last the she-bear rose up and coming to the wailing lioness said, +"Good Gossip, just one word with you. All those little ones that have +passed between your teeth, had they neither fathers nor mothers?"</p> + +<p>"To be sure they had."</p> + +<p>"Then if that be so, and as none have come to mourn their dead in cries +which would split our heads: if so many mothers have borne their loss +silently, why cannot you be silent also?"</p> + +<p>"I? I be silent? Unhappy I? Ah! I have lost my son! There is nought for +me but to drag out a miserable old age."</p> + +<p>"But pray tell me what obliges you to do so."</p> + +<p>"Alas! Destiny. It is Destiny that hates me."</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img11-full.jpg" name="img11" id="img11"><img src="./images/img11.jpg" alt="Why cannot you be silent also?" title="Why cannot you be silent also?" /></a><br /> +Why cannot you be silent also?</p> + +<p><br /> +Those are the words that are for ever in the mouths of us all.</p> + +<p>Unhappy human kind, let this address itself to you. I hear nothing but +the echoing murmur of trifling complaints. Whoever, in like case, +believes himself the hated of the gods, let him consider Hecuba,<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a> and +he will render thanks for their clemency.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13_13">[13]</a> Hecuba was the wife of Priam, King of Troy. When that city +fell Hecuba was chosen by Ulysses as part of his share in the spoils. +She was changed into a dog for avenging the death of her son whose eyes +had been put out by the King of Thracia, and she finally ended her life +by casting herself into the sea.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXIII" id="XXXIII"></a>XXXIII</h2> + +<h2>THE RABBITS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> X.—No. 15)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">When</span> I have noticed how man acts at times, and how, in a +thousand ways, he comports himself just as the lower animals do, I have +often said to myself that the lord of these lower orders has no fewer +faults than his subjects.</p> + +<p>Nature has allowed every living thing a drop or two from the fount at +which the spirits of all creatures imbibe.</p> + +<p>I will prove what I say.</p> + +<p>If at the hour when night has scarcely passed and day hardly begun I +climb into a tree, on the edge of some wood, and, like a new Jupiter +from the heights of Olympus, I send a shot at some unsuspecting rabbit, +then the whole colony of rabbits, who were enjoying their thyme-scented +meal with open eyes and listening ears upon the heath, immediately +scamper away. The report sends them all to seek refuge in their +subterranean city.</p> + +<p>But their great fright is soon over; the danger quickly forgotten. Again +I see the rabbits more light-hearted than ever coming close under my +death-dealing hand.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Does not this give us a picture of mankind? Dispersed by some storm, men +no sooner reach a haven than they are ready again to risk the same winds +and the same distress. True rabbits, they run again into the +death-dealing hands of fortune.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Let us add to this example another of a more ordinary kind.</p> + +<p>When strange dogs pass through any spot beyond their customary route +there is a grand to-do. I leave you to picture it. All the dogs of the +district with one idea in their heads join forces, barking and biting, +to chase the intruder beyond the bounds of their territory.</p> + +<p>So, it may be, a similar joint-interest in property or in glory and +grandeur leads such people as the governors of states, certain favoured +courtiers, and people of a trade to behave exactly like these jealous +dogs. All of us, as a rule, rob the chance-comer and tear him to pieces. +Vain ladies and men of letters are usually so disposed. Woe betide the +newly-arrived beauty or a new writer!</p> + +<p>As few as possible fighting round the cake! That's the best way!</p> + +<p>I could bring a hundred examples to bear upon this subject; but the +shorter a discourse is the better. I take the masters of literature for +my model in this and hold that in the best of themes something should be +left unsaid for the reader to consider about. Therefore this discourse +shall end.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXIV" id="XXXIV"></a>XXXIV</h2> + +<h2>THE GODS WISHING TO INSTRUCT A SON OF JUPITER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XI.—No. 2)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Jupiter</span> had a son, who, sensible of his lofty origin, showed +always a god-like spirit. Childhood is not much concerned with loving; +yet to the childhood of this young god, loving and wishing to be loved +was the chief concern. In him, love and reason which grow with years, +outraced Time, that light-winged bearer of the seasons which come, alas! +only too quickly.</p> + +<p>Flora,<a name="FNanchor_14_14" id="FNanchor_14_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a> with laughing looks and winning airs, was the first to touch +the heart of the youthful Olympian. Everything that passion could +inspire—delicate sentiments full of tenderness, tears, and sighs—all +were there: he forgot nothing. As a son of Jupiter he would by right of +birth be dowered with greater gifts than the sons of other gods; and it +seemed as though all his behaviour were prompted by the reminiscence +that he had indeed already been a lover in some former state, so well +did he play the part.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, it was Jupiter's wish that the boy should be taught, and +assembling the gods in council he said, "So far, I have never been at +fault in the conduct of the universe which I have ruled unaided; but +there are various charges which I now have decided to distribute amongst +the younger gods. This beloved child of mine I have already counted +upon. He is of my own blood and many an altar already flames in his +honour. Yet to merit his rank among the immortals it is necessary that +he should possess all knowledge."</p> + +<p>As the god of the thunders ceased the whole assembly applauded. As for +the boy himself, he did not appear to be above the wish to learn +everything.</p> + +<p>"I undertake," said Mars, the god of war, "to teach him the art by which +so many heroes have won the glories of Olympus and extended the empire."</p> + +<p>"I will be his master in the art of the lyre," promised the fair and +learned Apollo.</p> + +<p>"And I," said Hercules with the lion's-skin, "will teach him how to +overcome Vice and quell evil passions, those poisonous monsters which +like Hydras<a name="FNanchor_15_15" id="FNanchor_15_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> are ever reborn in the heart. A foe to effeminate +pleasures, he shall learn from me those too seldom trodden paths that +lead to honour along the tracks of virtue."</p> + +<p>When it came to Cupid, the god of love, to speak he simply said, "I can +show him everything."</p> + + +<p><br /> +And Cupid was right; for what cannot be achieved with wit and the desire +to please?</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_14_14" id="Footnote_14_14"></a><a href="#FNanchor_14_14">[14]</a> The Goddess of Spring and of Flowers, was also regarded by +the Greeks as the Goddess of Youth and its pleasures.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_15_15" id="Footnote_15_15"></a><a href="#FNanchor_15_15">[15]</a> The Hydra was a monster with one hundred heads. If one was +cut off two grew in its place unless the wound was stopped by fire.</p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXV" id="XXXV"></a>XXXV</h2> + +<h2>THE LION, THE MONKEY, AND THE TWO ASSES</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XI.—No. 5)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">King Lion</span>, thinking that he would govern better if he took a +few lessons in moral philosophy, had a monkey brought to him one fine +day who was a master of arts in the monkey tribe. The first lesson he +gave was as follows:—</p> + +<p>"Great King, in order to govern wisely a prince should always consider +the good of the country before yielding to that feeling which is +commonly known as self-love, for that fault is the father of all the +vices one sees in animals. To rid oneself of this sentiment is not an +easy thing to do, and is not to be done in a day. Indeed, merely to +moderate it is to achieve a good deal, and if you succeed so far you +will never tolerate in yourself anything ridiculous or unjust."</p> + +<p>"Give me," commanded the king, "an example of each of those faults."</p> + +<p>"Every species of creature," continued the philosopher, "esteems itself +in its heart above all the others. These others it regards as +ignoramuses, calling them by many hard names which, after all, hurt +nobody. At the same time this self-love, which sneers at other tribes +and other kinds of beasts, induces the individual to heap praise upon +other individuals of his own species, because that is a very good way of +praising oneself too. From this it is easy to see that many talents here +below are in reality but empty pretence, assumption, and pose, and a +certain gift of making the most of oneself, better understood by +ignorant people than by learned.</p> + +<p>"The other day I followed two asses who were offering the incense of +flattery to each other by turns, and heard one say, 'My Lord, do you not +think that man, that perfect animal, is both unjust and stupid? He +profanes our august name by calling every one of his own kind an ass who +is ignorant, or dull, or idiotic; and he calls our laughter and our +discourse by the term "braying." It is very amusing that these human +people pretend to excel us!'</p> + +<p>"'My friend,' said his companion, 'it is for you to speak, and for them +to hold their tongues. They are the true brayers. But let us speak no +more of them. We two understand each other; that is sufficient. And as +for the marvels of delight your divine voice lets fall upon our ears, +the nightingale herself is but a novice in comparison. You surpass the +court musician.'</p> + +<p>"To this the other donkey replied, 'My lord, I admire in you exactly the +same excellencies.'</p> + +<p>"Not content with flattering each other in this way, these two asses +went about the cities singing aloud each other's praises. Either one +thought he was doing a good turn to himself in thus lauding his +companion.</p> + +<p>"Well, your majesty, I know of many people to-day, not among asses, but +among exalted creatures, whom heaven has been pleased to raise to a high +degree, who would, if they dared, change their title of 'Excellency to +that of 'Majesty.' I am saying more than I should, perhaps, and I hope +your majesty will keep the secret. You wished to hear of some incident +which would show you, among other things, how self-love makes people +ridiculous, and there I have given you a good instance. Injustice I will +speak of another time, it would take too long now."</p> + +<p>Thus spoke the ape. No one has ever been able to tell me whether he ever +did speak of injustice to his king. It would have been a delicate +matter, and our master of arts, who was no fool, regarded the lion as +too terrible a king to submit to being lectured too far.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXVI" id="XXXVI"></a>XXXVI</h2> + +<h2>THE WOLF AND THE FOX IN THE WELL</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XI.—No. 6)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Why</span> does Æsop give to the fox the reputation of excelling in +all tricks of cunning? I have sought for a reason, but cannot find one. +Does not the wolf, when he has need to defend his life or take that of +another, display as much knowingness as the fox? I believe he knows +more, and I dare, perhaps with some reason, to contradict my master in +this particular.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, here is a case where undoubtedly all the honour fell to +the dweller in burrows.</p> + +<p>One evening a fox, who was as hungry as a dog, happened to see the round +reflection of the moon in a well, and he believed it to be a fine +cheese. There were two pails which alternately drew up the water. Into +the uppermost of these the fox leapt, and his weight caused him to +descend the well, where he at once discovered his mistake about the +cheese. He became extremely worried and fancied his end approaching, for +he could see no way to get up again but by some other hungry one, +enticed by the same reflection, coming down in the same way that he had.</p> + +<p>Two days passed without any one coming to the well. Time, which is +always marching onward, had, during two nights, hollowed the outline +of the silvery planet, and Reynard was in despair.</p> + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img12-full.jpg" name="img12" id="img12"><img src="./images/img12.jpg" alt="Descended by his greater weight." title="Descended by his greater weight." /></a><br /> +Descended by his greater weight.</p> + +<p><br /> +At last a wolf, parched with thirst, drew near, to whom the fox called +from below, "Comrade, here is a treat for you! Do you see this? It is an +exquisite cheese, made by Faunus<a name="FNanchor_16_16" id="FNanchor_16_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a> from milk of the heifer Io.<a name="FNanchor_17_17" id="FNanchor_17_17"></a><a href="#Footnote_17_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a> If +Jupiter were ill and lost his appetite he would find it again by one +taste of this. I have only eaten this piece out of it; the rest will be +plenty for you. Come down in the pail up there. I put it there on +purpose for you."</p> + +<p>A rigmarole so cleverly told was easily believed by the fool of a wolf, +who descended by his greater weight, which not only took him down, but +brought the fox up.</p> + + +<p><br /> +We ought not to laugh at the wolf, for we often enough let ourselves be +deluded with just as little cause. Everybody is ready to believe the +thing he fears and the thing he desires.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_16_16" id="Footnote_16_16"></a><a href="#FNanchor_16_16">[16]</a> The benign spirit of the fields and woods.</p> + +<p><a name="Footnote_17_17" id="Footnote_17_17"></a><a href="#FNanchor_17_17">[17]</a> A priestess who was changed by Hera, wife of Zeus, into a +white heifer.</p> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXVII" id="XXXVII"></a>XXXVII</h2> + +<h2>THE MICE AND THE SCREECH-OWL</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XI.—No. 9)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is not always wise to say to your company, "Just listen to +this joke" or "What do you think of this for a marvel?" for one can +never be sure that the listeners will regard the matter in the same way +that the teller does. Yet here is a case that makes an exception to this +good rule, and I maintain that it is in truth wonderful, and, although +it has the appearance of being a fable, it is in reality absolute fact.</p> + +<p>There was once an extremely old pine-tree which an owl, that grim bird +which Atropus<a name="FNanchor_18_18" id="FNanchor_18_18"></a><a href="#Footnote_18_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> takes for her interpreter, had made to serve as his +palace. But there were other tenants lodging in its cavernous and +time-rotted trunk. These were mice, well fed, positive balls of fat, but +not one of them had a foot. They had all been mutilated. The owl had +nipped their feet off with his beak, whilst feeding and fostering them +with wheat from neighbouring stacks.</p> + +<p>It must be confessed that this bird had reasoned.</p> + +<p>Doubtless, in his time, when hunting mice, he had found that after +bringing them home they escaped again from the trunk, and to prevent +the recurrence of such a loss the artful rascal had thenceforth nipped +off the feet of all he caught, keeping them prisoners and eating them +one to-day and one to-morrow. To eat them all at once would have been +impossible. He had his health to think of. His forethought, which went +quite as far as ours, extended to bringing them grain for their +subsistence.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>If this is not reasoning, then I do not understand what reasoning is. +See what arguments he used:—</p> + +<p>"When these mice are caught they run away, therefore I must eat them as +I catch them. What all? Impossible! But would it not be well to keep +some for a needy future? If so, I must keep them and feed them too, +without their escaping. But how's that to be done? Happy thought! Nip +off their feet!"</p> + +<p>Now find me among human beings anything better carried out. Did +Aristotle and his followers do any better thinking, by my faith?</p> + + +<p><br /> +<span class="smcap">Note</span>.—This is not a fable. The thing actually occurred, +although marvellous enough and almost incredible. I have perhaps carried +the forethought of this owl too far, for I do not pretend to establish +in animals a line of reasoning; but in this style of literature a little +exaggeration is pardonable.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_18_18" id="Footnote_18_18"></a><a href="#FNanchor_18_18">[18]</a> One of the three Fates, the first and second being Clotho +and Lachesis. They spun, measured, and cut off, respectively, the thread +of life for men at their birth.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img13.jpg" alt="A bear, a wolf, and a lion." /></p> + +<h2><a name="XXXVIII" id="XXXVIII"></a>XXXVIII</h2> + +<h2>THE COMPANIONS OF ULYSSES</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 1)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">That</span> great hero-wanderer Ulysses had been with his companions +driven hither and thither at the will of the winds for ten years, never +knowing what their ultimate fate was to be. At length they disembarked +upon a shore where Circe, the daughter of Apollo, held her court. +Receiving them she brewed a delicious but baneful liquor, which she made +them drink. The result of this was that first they lost their reason, +and a few moments after, their bodies took the forms and features of +various animals; some unwieldy, some small. Ulysses alone, having the +wisdom to withstand the temptation of the treacherous cup, escaped the +metamorphosis. He, besides possessing wisdom, bore the look of a hero +and had the gift of honeyed speech, so that it came about that the +goddess herself imbibed a poison little different from her own; that is +to say, she became enamoured of the hero and declared her love to him. +Now was the time for Ulysses to profit by this turn of events, and he +was too cunning to miss the opportunity, so he begged and obtained the +boon that his friends should be restored to their natural shapes.</p> + +<p>"But will they be willing to accept their own forms again?" asked the +nymph. "Go to them and make them the offer."</p> + +<p>Ulysses, glad and eager, ran to his Greeks and cried, "The poisoned cup +has its remedy, and I come to offer it to you. Dear friends of mine, +will you not be glad to have your manly forms again? Speak, for your +speech is already restored."</p> + +<p>The lion was the first to reply. Making an effort to roar he said, "I, +for one, am not such a fool. What! renounce all the great advantages +that have just been given me? I have teeth. I have claws. I can pull to +pieces anything that attacks me. I am, in fact, a king. Do you think it +would suit me to become a citizen of Ithaca once more? Who knows but +that you might make of me a common soldier again. Thank you; but I will +remain as I am."</p> + +<p>Ulysses, in sad surprise, turned to the bear. "Ah, brother! what form is +this you have taken, you who used to be so handsome?"</p> + +<p>"Well, really! I like that!" said the bear in his way. "What form is +this? you ask. Why it is the form that a bear should have. Pray who +instructed you that one form is more handsome than another? Is it your +business to judge between us? I prefer to appeal to the sight of the +gentler sex in our ursine race. Do I displease you? Then pass on. Go +your ways and leave me to mine. I am free and content as I am, and I +tell you frankly and flatly that I will not change my state."</p> + +<p>The princely Greek then turned to a wolf with the same proposals, and +risking a similar rebuff said: "Comrade, it overwhelms me that a sweet +young shepherdess should be driven to complain to the echoing crags of +the gluttonous appetite that impelled you to devour her sheep. Time was +when you would have protected her sheepfold. In those days you led an +honest life. Leave your lairs and become, instead of a wolf, an honest +man again."</p> + +<p>"What is that?" answered the wolf. "I don't see your point. You come +here treating me as though I were a carnivorous beast. But what are you, +who are talking in this strain? Would not you and yours have eaten these +sheep, which all the village is deploring, if I had not? Now say, on +your oath, do you really think I should have loved slaughter any less if +I had remained a man? For a mere word, you men are at times ready to +strangle each other. Are you not, therefore, as wolves one to another? +All things considered, I maintain as a matter of fact that, rascal for +rascal, it is better to be a wolf than a man. I decline to make any +change in my condition."</p> + +<p>In this way did Ulysses go from one to another making the same +representations and receiving from all, large and small alike, the same +refusals. Liberty, unbridled lust of appetite, the ambushes of the +woods, all these things were their supreme delight. They all renounced +the glory attaching to great deeds.</p> + + +<p><br /> +They thought that in following their passions they were enjoying +freedom, not seeing that they were but slaves to themselves.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XXXIX" id="XXXIX"></a>XXXIX</h2> + +<h2>THE QUARREL BETWEEN THE DOGS AND THE CATS AND <br /> +BETWEEN THE CATS AND THE MICE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII—No. 8)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Discord</span> has always reigned in the universe; of this our world +furnishes a thousand different instances, for with us the sinister +goddess has many subjects.</p> + +<p>Let us begin with the four elements. Here you may be astonished to +observe that they are, throughout, in antagonism to each other. Besides +these four potentates how many other forces of all descriptions are +everlastingly at war!</p> + +<p>In bygone times there was a house which was full of cats and dogs who +lived together like amicable cousins, for this reason: Their master had +made a hundred irrevocable laws and rules, settling their respective +tasks, their meals, and every other incident of their lives, and at the +same time he threatened with the whip the first one who should promote a +quarrel. The kindly, almostly brotherly nature of this union was very +edifying to the neighbours.</p> + +<p>But at last the concord ceased. Some little favouritism in the bestowal +of a bone, or a dish of food, caused the outraged remainder to raise +furious protests. I have heard some chroniclers attribute the discord to +an affair of love and jealousy. At any rate, whatever the origin, the +altercation speedily fired both hall and kitchen, and divided the +company into partisans for this cat or for that dog.</p> + +<p>A new rule was made, which exasperated the cats, and their complaints +deafened the whole neighbourhood. Their advocate advised returning +absolutely to the old rules and decrees. The law books were searched +for, but could nowhere be found. And that was no wonder, for the books +which had been hidden in a corner by one set of partisans at first had +been at last devoured by mice. This gave rise to another law-suit, which +the mice lost and had to pay for.</p> + +<p>Many old cats, cunning, subtle, and sharp, and bearing a grudge against +the whole race of mice beside, lay in wait for them, caught them, and +cleared them out of the house, much to the advantage of the master of +the establishment.</p> + + +<p><br /> +So, returning to my moral, one cannot find under heaven any animal, any +being, any creature who has not his opponent. This appears to be a law +of nature. It would be time wasted to seek for a reason. God does well +whatever he does. Beyond that I know nothing; but I do know that people +come to high words over nothing three times out of four. Ah, ye human +folk! even at the age of sixty you ought to be sent back to the +schoolmaster.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XL" id="XL"></a>XL</h2> + +<h2>THE WOLF AND THE FOX</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 9)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A fox</span> once remarked to a wolf, "Dear friend, do you know that +the utmost I can get for my meals is a tough old cock or perchance a +lean hen or two. It is a diet of which I am thoroughly weary. You, on +the other hand, feed much better than that, and with far less danger. My +foraging takes me close up to houses; but you keep far away. I beg of +you, comrade, to teach me your trade. Let me be the first of my race to +furnish my pot with a plump sheep, and you will not find me ungrateful."</p> + +<p>"Very well," replied the obliging wolf. "I have a brother recently dead, +suppose you go and get his skin and wear it." This the fox accordingly +did and the wolf commenced to give him lessons. "You must do this and +act so, when you wish to separate the dogs from the flocks." At first +Reynard was a little awkward, but he rapidly improved, and with a little +practice he reached at last the perfection of wolfish strategy. Just as +he had learned all that there was to know a flock approached. The sham +wolf ran after it spreading terror all around, even as Patroclus +wearing<a name="FNanchor_19_19" id="FNanchor_19_19"></a><a href="#Footnote_19_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a> the armour of Achilles spread alarm throughout camp and +city, when mothers, wives, and old men hastened to the temples for +protection. "In this case, the bleating army made sure there must be +quite fifty wolves after them, and fled, dog and shepherd with them, to +the neighbouring village, leaving only one sheep as a hostage.</p> + +<p>This remaining sheep our thief instantly seized and was making off with +it. But he had not gone more than a few steps when a cock crew near by. +At this signal, which habit of life had led him to regard as a warning +of dawn and danger, he dropped his disguising wolf-skin and, forgetting +his sheep, his lesson, and his master, scampered off with a will.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Of what use is such shamming? It is an illusion to suppose that one is +really changed by making the pretence. One resume's one's first nature +upon the earliest occasion for hiding it.</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_19_19" id="Footnote_19_19"></a><a href="#FNanchor_19_19">[19]</a> At the Siege of Troy. He was mistaken for Achilles.</p> + + + +<p class="figcenter"><a href="./images/img14-full.jpg" name="img14" id="img14"><img src="./images/img14.jpg" alt="A guide for the footsteps of love." title="A guide for the footsteps of love." /></a><br /> +A guide for the footsteps of love.</p> + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLI" id="XLI"></a>XLI</h2> + +<h2>LOVE AND FOLLY</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 14)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Everything</span> to do with love is mystery. Cupid's arrows, his +quiver, his torch, his boyhood: it is more than a day's work to exhaust +this science. I make no pretence here of explaining everything. My +object is merely to relate to you, in my own way, how the blind little +god was deprived of his sight, and what consequences followed this evil +which perchance was a blessing after all. On the latter point I will +decide nothing, but will leave it to lovers to judge upon.</p> + + +<p>One day as Folly and Love were playing together, before the boy had lost +his vision, a dispute arose. To settle this matter Love wished to lay +his cause before a council of the gods; but Folly, losing her patience, +dealt him a furious blow upon the brow. From that moment and for ever +the light of heaven was gone from his eyes.</p> + +<p>Venus demanded redress and revenge, the mother and the wife in her +asserting themselves in a way which I leave you to imagine. She deafened +the gods with her cries, appealing to Jupiter, Nemesis, the judges from +Hades, in fact all who would be importuned. She represented the +seriousness of the case, pointing out that her son could now not make a +step without a stick. No punishment, she urged, was heavy enough for so +dire a crime, and she demanded that the damage should be repaired.</p> + +<p>When the gods had each well considered the public interest on the one +hand and the complainant's demands upon the other, the supreme court +gave as its verdict that Folly was condemned for ever more to serve as a +guide for the footsteps of Love.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLII" id="XLII"></a>XLII</h2> + +<h2>THE FOREST AND THE WOODCUTTER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 16)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A woodcutter</span> had broken or lost the handle of his hatchet and +found it not easy to get it repaired at once. During the time, +therefore, that it was out of use, the woods enjoyed a respite from +further damage. At last the man came humbly and begged of the forest to +allow him gently to take just one branch wherewith to make him a new +haft, and promised that then he would go elsewhere to ply his trade and +get his living. That would leave unthreatened many an oak and many a fir +that now won universal respect on account of its age and beauty.</p> + +<p>The innocent forest acquiesced and furnished him with a new handle. This +he fixed to his blade and, as soon as it was finished, fell at once upon +the trees, despoiling his benefactress, the forest, of her most +cherished ornaments. There was no end to her bewailings: her own gift +had caused her grief.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Here you see the way of the world and of those who follow it. They use +the benefit against the benefactors. I weary of talking about it. Yet +who would not complain that sweet and shady spots should suffer such +outrage. Alas! it is useless to cry out and be thought a nuisance: +ingratitude and abuses will remain the fashion none the less.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLIII" id="XLIII"></a>XLIII</h2> + +<h2>THE FOX AND THE YOUNG TURKEYS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 18)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Some</span> young turkeys were lucky enough to find a tree which +served them as a citadel against the assaults of a certain fox. He, one +night, having made the round of the rampart and seen each turkey +watching like a sentinel, exclaimed, "What! These people laugh at me, do +they? And do they think that they alone are exempt from the common rule? +No! by all the gods! no!"</p> + +<p>He accomplished his design.</p> + +<p>The moon shining brilliantly seemed to favour the turkey folk against +the fox. But he was no novice in the laying of sieges, and had recourse +to his bag of rascally tricks. He pretended to climb the tree; stood +upon his hind legs; counterfeited death; then came to life again. +Harlequin himself could not have acted so many parts. He reared his tail +and made it gleam in the moonshine, and practised a hundred other +pleasantries, during which no turkey could have dared to go to sleep. +The enemy tired them out at last by keeping their eyes fixed upon him. +The poor birds became dazed. One lost its balance and fell. Reynard put +it by. Then another fell and was caught and laid on one side. Nearly +half of them at length succumbed and were taken off to the fox's larder.</p> + + +<p><br /> +To concentrate too much attention upon a danger may cause us to tumble +into it.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLIV" id="XLIV"></a>XLIV</h2> + +<h2>THE APE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 19)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">There</span> is an ape in Paris to whom a wife was once given; and he, +imitating many another husband, beat the poor creature to such an extent +that she sighed all the breath out of her body and died.</p> + +<p>Their son uttered the most doleful howls as a protest to this terrible +business.</p> + +<p>The father laughs now. His wife is dead and he already has found other +lady companions, whom, no doubt, he beats in the same way; for he haunts +the taverns and is frequently tipsy.</p> + + +<p><br /> +Never expect anything good from people who imitate, whether they be apes +or authors. Of the two the worst kind is the imitating author.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLV" id="XLV"></a>XLV</h2> + +<h2>THE SCYTHIAN PHILOSOPHER</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 20)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">A certain</span> austere philosopher of Scythia, wishing to follow a +pleasant life, travelled through the land of the Greeks, and there he +found in a quiet spot a sage, one such as Virgil has written of; a man +the equal of kings, the peer almost of the gods, and like them content +and tranquil.</p> + +<p>The happiness of this sage lay entirely in his beautiful garden. There +the Scythian found him, pruning hook in hand, cutting away the useless +wood from his fruit trees; lopping here, pruning there, trimming this +and that, and everywhere aiding Nature, who repaid his care with usury.</p> + +<p>"Why this wrecking?" asked the philosopher. "Is it wisdom thus to +mutilate these poor dwellers in your garden? Drop that merciless tool, +your pruning hook. Leave the work to the scythe of time. He will send +them, soon enough, to the shores of the river of the departed."</p> + +<p>"I am taking away the superfluous," answered the sage, "so that what is +left may flourish the better."</p> + +<p>The Scythian returned to his cheerless abode and, taking a bill-hook, +cut and trimmed every hour in the day, advising his neighbours to do +likewise and prescribing to his friends the means and methods. A +universal cutting-down followed. The handsomest boughs were lopped; his +orchard mutilated beyond all reason. The seasons were disregarded, and +neither young moons nor old were noted. In the end everything languished +and died.</p> + + +<p><br /> +This Scythian philosopher resembles the indiscriminating Stoic who cuts +away from the soul all passions and desires, good as well as bad, even +to the most innocent wishes. For my own part, I protest against such +people strongly. They take from the heart its greatest impulses and we +cease to live before we are dead.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p class="figcenter"><img src="./images/img15.jpg" alt="An elephant, a monkey, and a rhinoceros." /></p> + +<h2><a name="XLVI" id="XLVI"></a>XLVI</h2> + +<h2>THE ELEPHANT AND JUPITER'S APE</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 21)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Once</span> in the olden times the elephant and the rhinoceros +disputed as to which was the more important, and which should, +therefore, have empire over the other animals. They decided to settle +the point by battle in an enclosed field.</p> + +<p>The day was fixed, and all in readiness, when somebody came and informed +them that Jupiter's ape, bearing a caduceus, had been seen in the air. +The fact of his holding a caduceus<a name="FNanchor_20_20" id="FNanchor_20_20"></a><a href="#Footnote_20_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a> proved him to be acting as +official messenger from Olympus, and the elephant immediately took it +for granted that the ape came as ambassador with greetings to his +highness. Elated with this idea he waited for Gille, for that was the +name of the ape, and thought him rather tardy in presenting his +credentials. But at length Master Gille did salute his excellency as he +passed, and the elephant prepared himself for the message. But not a +word was forthcoming.</p> + +<p>It was evident that the gods were not giving so much attention to these +matters as the elephant supposed.</p> + +<p>What does it matter to those in high places whether one is an elephant +or a fly?</p> + +<p>The would-be monarch was reduced to the necessity of opening the +conversation himself. "My cousin Jupiter," he began, "will soon be able +to watch a rather fine combat from his supreme throne, and his court +will see some splendid sport."</p> + +<p>"What combat?" asked the ape rather severely.</p> + +<p>"What! Do you not know that the rhinoceros denies me precedence: that +the Elephantidæ are at war with the Rhinocerotidæ? You surely know these +families: they have some reputation."</p> + +<p>"I am charmed to learn their names," replied Master Gille. "We are +little concerned about such matters in our vast halls."</p> + +<p>This shamed and surprised the elephant. "Eh! What, then, is the reason +of your visit amongst us?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, it was to divide a blade of grass between two ants. We care for +all. As for your affair, nothing has been said about it in the council +of the gods. The little and the great are equal in their eyes."</p> + + +<p><br /> +<a name="Footnote_20_20" id="Footnote_20_20"></a><a href="#FNanchor_20_20">[20]</a> The wand or official staff of Hermes.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLVII" id="XLVII"></a>XLVII</h2> + + +<h2>THE LEAGUE OF RATS</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 26)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">There</span> was once a mouse who lived in terrible fear of a cat that +had lain in wait watching for her. She was in great anxiety to know what +she could do to escape the threatening danger.</p> + +<p>Being prudent and wise she consulted her neighbour, a large and +important rat. His lordship the rat had taken up his abode in a very +good inn, and had boasted a hundred times that he had no fear for either +tom-cat or she-cat. Neither teeth nor claws caused him any anxious +thought.</p> + +<p>"Dame Mouse," said this boaster, "whatever I do, I cannot, upon my word, +chase away this cat that threatens you without some help. But let me +call together all the rats hereabouts and I'll play him a sorry trick or +two."</p> + +<p>The mouse curtsied humbly her thanks and the rat ran with speed to the +head-quarters; that is to say to the larder, where the rats were in the +habit of assembling. Arriving out of breath and perturbed in mind he +found them making a great feast at the expense of their host.</p> + +<p>"What ails you?" asked one of the feasters. "Speak!"</p> + +<p>"In two words," answered he, "the reason for my coming among you in +this way is simply that it has become absolutely necessary to help the +mice; for Grimalkin is abroad making terrible slaughter among them. +This, the most devilish of cats, will, when she has no mice left, turn +her attention to the eating of rats."</p> + +<p>"He says what is true," cried they all. "To arms, to arms!" Nothing +could stem the tide of their impetuosity; although, it is said, a few +she-rats shed tears. It was no matter. Every one overhauled his +equipment, and filled his wallet with cheese. To risk life was the +determination of all. They set off, as if to a fête, with happy minds +and joyful hearts.</p> + +<p>Alas, for the mouse! These warriors were a moment too late. The cat had +her already by the head. Advancing at the double the rats ran to the +succour of their good little friend; but the cat swore, and stalked away +in front of the enemy, having no intention of surrendering her prey.</p> + +<p>At the sound of the cat's defiance, the prudent rats, fearing ill fate, +beat a safe retreat without carrying any further their intended +onslaught. Each one ran to his hole, and whenever any ventured out again +it was always with the utmost caution to avoid the cat.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2><a name="XLVIII" id="XLVIII"></a>XLVIII</h2> + +<h2>THE ARBITER, THE HOSPITALLER, AND THE HERMIT</h2> + +<h3>(<span class="smcap">Book</span> XII.—No. 28)</h3> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Three</span> saints, all equally zealous and anxious for their +salvation, had the same ideal, although the means by which they strove +towards it were different. But as all roads lead to Rome, these three +were each content to choose their own path.</p> + +<p>One, touched by the cares, the tediousness, and the reverses which seem +to be inevitably attached to lawsuits, offered, without any reward, to +judge and settle all causes submitted to him. To make a fortune on this +earth was not an end he had in view.</p> + +<p>Ever since there have been laws, man, for his sins, has condemned +himself to litigation half his lifetime. Half? three-quarters, I should +say, and sometimes the whole. This good conciliator imagined he could +cure the silly and detestable craze for going to law.</p> + +<p>The second saint chose the hospitals as his field of labour. I admire +him. Kindly care taken to alleviate the sufferings of mankind is a +charity I prefer before all others.</p> + +<p>The sick of those days were much as they are now—peevish, impatient, +and ever grumbling. They gave our poor hospitaller plenty of work. They +would say, "Ah! he cares very particularly for such and such. They are +his friends, hence we are neglected."</p> + +<p>But bad as were these complaints they were nothing to those which the +arbiter had to face. He got himself into a sorry tangle. No one was +content. Arbitration pleased neither one side nor the other. According +to them the judge could never succeed in holding the balance level. No +wonder that at last the self-appointed judge grew weary.</p> + +<p>He betook himself to the hospitals. There he found that the +self-sacrificing hospitaller had nothing better to tell of his results. +Complaints and murmurs were all that either could gain.</p> + +<p>With sad hearts they gave up their endeavours and repaired to the silent +wood, there to live down their sorrows. In these retreats, at a spot +sheltered from the sun, gently tended by the breezes, and near a pure +rivulet, they found the third saint, and of him they asked advice.</p> + +<p>"Advice," said he, "is only to be sought of yourselves; for who, better +than yourselves, can know your own needs? The knowledge of oneself is +the first care imposed upon mankind by the Almighty. Have you obeyed +this mandate whilst out in the world? If there you did not learn to know +yourselves, these tranquil shades will certainly help you; for nowhere +else is it possible. Stir up this stream. Do you now see yourselves +reflected in it? No! How could you, when the mud is like a thick cloud +between us and the crystal? But let it settle, my brothers, and then you +will see your image. The better to study yourselves live in the +desert."</p> + +<p>The lonely hermit was believed and the others followed his wise counsel.</p> + + +<p><br /> +It does not follow that people should not be well employed. Since some +must plead; since men die and fall ill, doctors are a necessity and so +also are lawyers. These ministers, thank God, will never fail us. The +wealth and honours to be won make one sure of that. Nevertheless, in +these general needs one is apt to neglect oneself. And you, judges, +ministers, and princes, who give all your time to the public weal; you, +who are troubled by countless annoyances and disappointments, +disheartened by failure and corrupted by good fortune—you do not see +yourselves. You see no one. Should some good impulse lead you to think +over these matters, some flatterer breaks in and distracts you.</p> + + +<p><br /> +This lesson is the ending of this work. May the centuries to come find +it a useful one. I present it to kings. I propose it to the wise. 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of The Original Fables of La Fontaine +by Jean de la Fontaine + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Original Fables of La Fontaine + Rendered into English Prose by Fredk. Colin Tilney + +Author: Jean de la Fontaine + +Illustrator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Translator: Frederick Colin Tilney + +Release Date: May 30, 2005 [EBook #15946] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE *** + + + + +Produced by Jason Isbell, Julia Miller and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + + + +TALES FOR CHILDREN FROM MANY LANDS + + + EDITED BY F.C. TILNEY + + + + + +[Illustration: The heart of Thyrsis left.] + + + + + +THE ORIGINAL FABLES OF LA FONTAINE + + RENDERED INTO ENGLISH PROSE + + BY + + FREDK. COLIN TILNEY + + + + +WITH COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR + + +LONDON: J.M. DENT & SONS LIMITED +NEW YORK: E.P. DUTTON & COMPANY + + + + +PREFACE + + +If deep wisdom, gentle satire, polite cynicism, and, above all, +irresistible humour are qualities which make a book attractive then La +Fontaine's _Fables_ should be in the hands of all. Their charm is +two-fold; for whilst they induce pleasurable reflection in the reader +they delight him by the gaiety of their subject matter. + +Notwithstanding the fact that the spell of La Fontaine's verse +necessarily disappears when another tongue is employed, his English +translators, both Elizur Wright and Walter Thornbury, have courageously +attempted to do him justice in prosody. In this little book no such +effort has been made, chiefly for the reason that, for any but the +unusually gifted, to snatch at rhythm and rhyme is often to let drop the +apt and ready word as AEsop's mastiff dropped his dinner. But there is a +further excuse for the present writer. Verse has little attraction for +children unless it jingles merrily, and that is a thing as impossible as +it is undesirable where the claims of a philosophic original make +restrictions. Since the spirit is more likely to survive if the letter +is not exacting, it is difficult to see why custom looks askance upon +prose versions of poetry. But this little book may escape such censure +on the ground of its being but a selection from the complete _Fables_ of +La Fontaine. It presents only those of which the great fabulist was +himself the originator. A selection of some sort being imperative there +seemed to be a simple and easy choice in the condition of absolute +originality; particularly as the older fables are given in another +volume of this series. + +This translation (in which I gratefully acknowledge the assistance of my +friend Mrs. A.H. Beddoe) is neither "free" nor literal. It sometimes +amplifies a thought, much as a musician might amplify the harmonies upon +a master's figured bass. But even this is rarely done, and then only +with a view to the youthful reader's pleasure and profit. With that +view, further, the social and political introductions to the fables have +been omitted, as well as the scientific discourses and the allusions to +the unfortunate wars of Louis XIV. and other historical matters, all of +which would have neither meaning nor interest but for "grown-ups" of a +certain class. + +F.C. TILNEY. + + + + +CONTENTS + + PAGE + +THE TWO MULES 13 + +THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE 15 + +THE GARDENER AND HIS LANDLORD 17 + +THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE 20 + +THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE 22 + +THE UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN 25 + +THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD 27 + +THE MAIDEN 29 + +THE WISHES 31 + +THE DAIRY-WOMAN AND THE PAIL OF MILK 34 + +THE PRIEST AND THE CORPSE 36 + +THE MAN WHO RAN AFTER FORTUNE AND THE MAN WHO +WAITED FOR HER IN HIS BED 38 + +AN ANIMAL IN THE MOON 42 + +THE FORTUNE-TELLERS 44 + +THE COBBLER AND THE FINANCIER 47 + +THE POWER OF FABLE 50 + +THE DOG WHO CARRIED HIS MASTER'S DINNER 52 + +THYRSIS AND AMARANTH 54 + +THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT 56 + +THE HOROSCOPE 57 + +JUPITER AND THE THUNDERBOLTS 60 + +EDUCATION 62 + +DEMOCRITUS AND THE PEOPLE OF ABDERA 64 + +THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN 67 + +THE SCHOOLBOY, THE PEDANT, AND THE OWNER OF A GARDEN 69 + +THE SCULPTOR AND THE STATUE OF JUPITER 71 + +THE OYSTER AND THE PLEADERS 73 + +THE CAT AND THE FOX 75 + +THE MONKEY AND THE CAT 77 + +THE TWO RATS, THE FOX, AND THE EGG 79 + +THE DOG WITH HIS EARS CROPPED 86 + +THE LIONESS AND THE SHE-BEAR 88 + +THE RABBITS 90 + +THE GODS WISHING TO INSTRUCT A SON OF JUPITER 93 + +THE LION, THE MONKEY, AND THE TWO ASSES 95 + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX IN THE WELL 98 + +THE MICE AND THE SCREECH-OWL 100 + +THE COMPANIONS OF ULYSSES 102 + +THE QUARREL BETWEEN THE DOGS AND THE CATS AND BETWEEN +THE CATS AND THE MICE 106 + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX 109 + +LOVE AND FOLLY 111 + +THE FOREST AND THE WOODCUTTER 113 + +THE FOX AND THE YOUNG TURKEYS 115 + +THE APE 117 + +THE SCYTHIAN PHILOSOPHER 118 + +THE ELEPHANT AND JUPITER'S APE 120 + +THE LEAGUE OF RATS 122 + +THE ARBITER, THE HOSPITALLER, AND THE HERMIT 124 + + + + +LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS + + +THE HEART OF THYRSIS LEAPT Frontispiece + +"YOU BOASTED OF BEING SO SWIFT" Facing page 14 + +OVER TOPPLED THE MILK " 35 + +THE GARRET WAS STILL A SIBYL'S DEN " 46 + +DELIBERATELY SWALLOWED THE OYSTER " 74 + +"WHY CANNOT YOU BE SILENT ALSO?" " 88 + +DESCENDED BY HIS GREATER WEIGHT " 98 + +A GUIDE FOR THE FOOTSTEPS OF LOVE " 111 + + + + +The poet Jean de la Fontaine was born at Chateau-Thierry on July 8, +1621. He was a kindly, merry, and generous man and much beloved. His +fables were written in verse and were published in three collections at +different times of his life. Many were new versions of existing fables; +but those of his later years were more often original inventions. + +All in this book are of La Fontaine's own invention, although several +have since appeared in collections of AEsop's fables without the +acknowledgment that is La Fontaine's due. + +He died on April 13, 1695, at the age of seventy-three. + + + + +[Illustration] + +I + +THE TWO MULES + +(BOOK I.--No. 4) + + +There were two heavily-laden mules making a journey together. One was +carrying oats and the other bore a parcel of silver money collected from +the people as a tax upon salt. This, we learn, was a tax which produced +much money for the government, but it bore very hard upon the people, +who revolted many times against it. + +The mule that carried the silver was very proud of his burden, and would +not have been relieved of it if he could. As he stepped out he took care +that the bells upon his harness should jingle well as became a mule of +so much importance. + +Suddenly a band of robbers burst into the road, pounced upon the +treasure mule, seized it by the bridle, and stopped it short. +Struggling to defend itself the unhappy creature groaned and sighed as +it cried: "Is this then the fate that has been in store for me: that I +must fall and perish whilst my fellow traveller escapes free from +danger?" + + +"My friend," exclaimed the mule that carried only the oats, and whom the +robbers had not troubled about, "it is not always good to have exalted +work to do. Had you been like me, a mere slave to a miller, you would +not have been in such a bad way now!" + +[Illustration: You boasted of being so swift.] + + + + +II + +THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE + +(BOOK V.--No. 17) + + +Never mock at other people's misfortune; for you cannot tell how soon +you yourself may be unhappy. AEsop the sage has given us one or two +examples of this truth, and I am going to tell you of a similar one now. + +A hare and a partridge were living as fellow-citizens very peacefully in +a field, when a pack of hounds making an onset obliged the hare to seek +refuge. He rushed into his form and succeeded in putting the hounds at +fault. But here the scent from his over-heated body betrayed him. +Towler, philosophising, concluded that this scent came from his hare, +and with admirable zeal routed him out. Then old Trusty, who never is at +fault, proclaimed that the hare was gone away. The poor unfortunate +creature at last died in his form. + +The partridge, his companion, thought fit to soothe his last moments +with some scoffing remarks upon his fate. "You boasted of being so +swift," she said "What has come to your feet, then?" + + +But even as she was chuckling her own turn came. Secure in the belief +that her wings would save her whatever happened, she did not reckon upon +the cruel talons of the hawk. + + + + +III + +THE GARDENER AND HIS LANDLORD + +(BOOK IV.--No. 4) + + +A man who had a great fondness for gardening, being half a countryman +and half town-bred, possessed in a certain village a fair-sized plot +with a field attached, and all enclosed by a quickset hedge. Here sorrel +and lettuce grew freely, as well as such flowers as Spanish jasmine and +wild thyme, and from these his good wife Margot culled many a posy for +her high days and holidays. + +This happy state of things was soon troubled by the visits of a hare, +and to such an extent that the man had to go to his landlord and lodge a +complaint. "This wretched animal," he said, "comes here and stuffs +himself night and morning, and simply laughs at traps and snares. As for +stones and sticks they make no difference whatever to him. He must be +enchanted." + +"Enchanted!" cried the landlord. "I defy enchantment! Were he the devil +himself old Towler would soon rout him out in spite of his tricks. I'll +rid you of him, my man, never fear!" + +"And when?" asked the man. + +"Oh, to-morrow, without more delay!" + +The affair being thus arranged, on the morrow came the landlord with all +his following. "First of all," he said, "how about breakfast? Your +chickens are tender I'll be bound. Come here, my dear," he added, +addressing the man's daughter, and then, to her father, "When are you +going to let her marry? Hasn't a son-in-law come on the scene yet? My +dear fellow, this is a thing that positively must be done you know, +you'll have to put your hand in your pocket to some purpose." So saying +he sat down beside the damsel, took her hand, held her by the arm, toyed +with her fichu, and took other silly and trifling liberties which the +girl resented with great self-respect, whilst the father grew a little +uneasy in his mind. + +Nevertheless, the cooking went on. There was quite a run on the kitchen. + +"How ripe are your hams? They look good." + +"Sir," replied the flattered host, "they are yours." + +"Oh, really now! Well I'll take them, and that right gladly." + +The landlord and his family, his dogs, his horses, and his men-servants, +all take breakfast with hearty appetites. He assumes the host's place +and privileges, drinks his wine and caresses his daughter. After this a +crowd of hunters take seats at the breakfast table. + +Now everybody is lively and busy with preparations for the hunt. They +wind the horns to such purpose that the good man is dumbfounded by the +din. Worse than that they make terrible havoc in the poor garden. +Good-bye to all the neat rows and beds! Good-bye to the chickory and the +leeks! Good-bye to all the pot-herbs! + +The hare lies hidden under the leaves of a great cabbage, but being +discovered is quickly started, whereupon he rushes to a hole--nay, worse +than a hole, a great and horrible gap in the poor hedge, made by the +landlord's order, so that they might all burst out of the garden in fine +style; for it would have looked ridiculous for them to ride out at the +gate. + +The poor man objected. "This is fine fun for princes, no doubt----"; but +they let him talk, whilst dogs and men together did more harm in one +hour than all the hares in the province would have done in a century. + + +Little princes, settle your own quarrels amongst yourselves. It is +madness to have recourse to kings. You should never let them engage in +your wars, nor even enter your domains. + + + + +IV + +THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE + +(BOOK I.--No. 11) + + +Once there was a man who loved himself very much, and who permitted +himself no rivals in that love. He thought his face and figure the +handsomest in all the world. Anything in the shape of a mirror that +could show him his own likeness he took care to avoid; for he did not +want to be reminded that perhaps he was over-rating his beauty. For this +reason he hated looking-glasses and accused them of being false. He made +a very great mistake in this respect; but that he did not mind, being +quite content to live in the happiness the mistake afforded him. + +To cure him of so grievous an error, officious Fate managed matters in +such a way that wherever he turned his eyes they would fall on one of +those mute little counsellors that ladies carry and appeal to when they +are anxious about their appearance. He found mirrors in the houses; +mirrors in the shops; mirrors in the pockets of gallants; mirrors even +as ornaments on waist-belts of ladies. + +What was he to do--this poor Narcissus? He thought to avoid all such +things by going far away from haunts of mankind, where he should never +have to face a mirror again. But in the woods to which he retreated a +clear rivulet ran. Into this he happened to look and--saw himself again. +Angrily he told himself that his eyes had been deluded by an idle fancy. +Henceforth he would keep away from the water! This he tried his utmost +to do; but who can resist the beauty of a woodland stream? There he was +and remained, always with that which he had determined to shun. + + +My meaning is easily seen. It applies to everybody; for everybody takes +some joy in harbouring this very error. The man in love with himself +stands for the soul of each one of us. All the mirrors wherein he saw +himself reflected stand for the faults of other people, in which we +really see our own faults though we hate to recognise them as such. As +for the brook, that, as every one knows, stands for the book of maxims +which the Duke de la Rochefoucauld[1] wrote. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 1: This fable was dedicated to the Duke de la Rochefoucauld.] + + + + +V + +THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE + +(BOOK VII.--No. 1) + + +One of those dread evils which spread terror far and wide, and which +Heaven, in its anger, ordains for the punishment of wickedness upon +earth--a plague in fact; and so dire a one as to make rich in one day +that grim ferryman who takes a coin from all who cross the river Acheron +to the land of the dead--such a plague was once waging war against the +animals. All were attacked, although all did not die. So hopeless was +the case that not one of them attempted to sustain their sinking lives. +Even the sight of food did not rouse them. Wolves and foxes no longer +turned eager and calculating eyes upon their gentle and guileless prey. +The turtle-doves went no more in cooing pairs, but were content to avoid +each other. Love and the joy that comes of love were both at an end. + +At length the lion called a council of all the beasts and addressed them +in these words: "My dear friends, it seems to me that it is for our sins +that Heaven has permitted this misfortune to fall upon us. Would it not +be well if the most blameworthy among us allowed himself to be offered +as a sacrifice to appease the celestial wrath? By so doing he might +secure our recovery. History tells us that this course is usually +pursued in such cases as ours. Let us look into our consciences without +self-deception or condoning. For my own part, I freely admit that in +order to satisfy my gluttony I have devoured an appalling number of +sheep; and yet what had they done to me to deserve such a fate? Nothing +that could be called an offence. Sometimes, indeed, I have gone so far +as to eat the shepherd too! On the whole, I think I had better render +myself for this act of sacrifice; that is, if we agree that it is a +thing necessary to the general good. And yet I think it would be only +fair that every one should declare his sins as well as I; for I could +wish that, in justice, it were the most culpable that should perish." + +"Sire," said the fox, "you are really too yielding for a king, and your +scruples show too much delicacy of feeling. Eating sheep indeed! What of +that?--a foolish and rascally tribe! Is that a crime? No! a hundred +times no! On the contrary your noble jaws did but do them great honour. +As for the shepherd, it may be fairly said that all the harm he got he +merited, since he was one of those who fancy they have dominion over the +animal kingdom." Thus spake the fox and every other flatterer in the +assembly applauded him. Nor did any seek to inquire deeply into the +least pardonable offences of the tiger, the bear, and the other mighty +ones. All those of an aggressive nature, right down to the simple +watch-dog, were something like saints in their own opinions. + +When the ass stood forth in his turn he struck a different note: nothing +of fangs and talons and blood. "I remember," he said, "that once in +passing a field belonging to a monastery I was urged by hunger, by +opportunity, by the tenderness of the grass, and perhaps by the evil one +egging me on, to enter and crop just a taste, about as much as the +length of my tongue. I know that I did wrong, having really no right +there." + +At these words all the assembly turned upon him. The wolf took upon +himself to make a speech proving without doubt that the ass was an +accursed wretch, a mangy brute, who certainly ought to be told off for +sacrifice, since through his wickedness all their misfortunes had come +about. His peccadillo was judged to be a hanging matter. "What! eat the +grass belonging to another? How abominable a crime! Nothing but death +could expiate such an outrage!" And forthwith they proved as much to the +poor ass. + + +Accordingly as your power is great or small, the judgments of a court +will whiten or blacken your reputation. + + + + +VI + +THE UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN + +(BOOK VII.--No. 2) + + +If goodness were always the comrade of beauty I would seek a wife +to-morrow; but as divorce between these two is no new thing, and as +there are so few lovely forms that enshrine lovely souls, thus uniting +both one and the other delight, do not take it amiss that I refrain from +seeking such a rare combination. + + +I have seen many marriages, but not one of them has held out allurements +for me. Nevertheless, nearly the whole four quarters of mankind +courageously expose themselves to this the greatest of all hazards, +and--the whole four quarters usually repent it. + + +I will tell you of one who, having repented, found that there was +nothing for it but to send home again his quarrelsome, avaricious, and +jealous spouse. She was one whom nothing pleased; for her, nothing was +right. For her, one rose too late; one retired too early. First it was +this, then it was that, and then again 'twas something else. The +servants raged. The husband was at his wit's end. "You think of nothing, +sir." "You spend too much." "You gad about, sir." "You are idle." +Indeed she had so much to say that, in the end, tired of hearing such a +termagant, he sent her to her parents in the country. There she mixed +with those who minded the turkeys and pigs until she was thought to be +somewhat tamed, when the husband sent for her again. + +"Well, my dear, how have you been getting on? How did you spend your +time? Did you like the simple life of the country?" + +"Oh, pretty well!" she said, "but what annoyed me was to see the +laziness of those people. They are worse there than here. They showed no +care whatever for the herds and flocks they were supposed to mind. I +didn't forget to let them know what I thought of them. Of course, they +didn't like it, and they all hated me in the end." + +"Ah! my dear. If you fell foul of people whom you saw for but a moment +or so in the day and when they returned in the evening--if you made them +tired of you; what will the servants in this house become, who must have +you railing at them the whole day long? And what will your poor husband +do whom you expected to have near you all day and night too? Return to +the village, my dear. Adieu! and if during my life the idea should +possess me to have you back again, may I, for my sins, have two such as +you for ever at my elbows in the world to come." + + + + +[Illustration] + +VII + +THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD + +(BOOK VII.--No. 3) + + +The ancients had a legend which told of a certain rat who, weary of the +anxieties of this world, retired to a cheese, therein to live in peace. +Profound solitude reigned around the hermit. He worked so hard with his +feet and his teeth that in a few days he had a spacious dwelling and +food in plenty. What more could he desire? He thrived well, growing +large and fat. Blessings are showered upon those who are vowed to +simplicity and renunciation! + +One day a deputation from Rat-land waited upon him, begging that out of +his abundance he would grant a slight dole towards fitting out a journey +to a strange country where the rats hoped to get succour in their great +war against the cat-tribe. Ratopolis was besieged, and owing to the +poverty of the beleaguered republic they were forced to start with empty +wallets. They asked but little, believing that in a few days help would +arrive. "My friends," said the hermit, "earthly affairs no longer +concern me. In what way could a poor recluse assist you? What could he +do but pray for the help you need! My best hopes and wishes you may be +assured of." With these words this latest among the saints shut his +door. + + +Whom have I in mind, do you think, when I speak of this rat, so sparing +of his help? A monk?--Oh, no! A dervish rather, for a monk, I suppose, +is at all times charitable. + + + + +VIII + +THE MAIDEN + +(BOOK VII.--No. 5) + + +A certain damsel of considerable pride made up her mind to choose a +husband who should be young, well-built, and handsome; of agreeable +manners and--note these two points--neither cold nor jealous. Moreover, +she held it necessary that he should have means, high birth, intellect; +in fact, everything. But whoever was endowed with everything? + +The fates were evidently anxious to do their best for her, for they sent +her some most noteworthy suitors. But these the proud beauty found not +half good enough. "What, men like those! You propose them for me! Why +they are pitiable! Look at them--fine types, indeed!" According to her +one was a dullard; another's nose was impossible. With this it was one +thing; with that it was another; for superior people are disdainful +above all things. + +After these eligible gentlemen had been dismissed, came others of less +worth, and at these too she mocked. "Why," said she, "I would not bemean +myself to open the door to such. They must think me very anxious to be +married. Thank Heaven my single state causes me no regrets." + +The maiden contented herself with such notions until advancing age made +her step down from her pedestal. Adieu then to all suitors. One year +passed and then another. Her anxiety increased, and after anger came +grief. She felt that those little smiles and glances which, at the +bidding of love, lurk in the countenances of fair maidens were day by +day deserting her. Finally, when love himself departed, her features +gave pleasure to none. Then she had recourse to those hundred little +ruses and tricks of the toilet to repair the ravages of time; but +nothing that she could do arrested the depredations of that despicable +thief. One may repair a house gone to ruin: but the same thing is not +possible with a face! + +Her refined ladyship now sang to a different tune, for her mirror +advised her to take a husband without delay. Perhaps also her heart +harboured the wish. Even superior persons may have longings! This one at +last made a choice that people would at one time have thought +impossible; for she was very pleased and happy in marrying an ugly +cripple. + + + + +IX + +THE WISHES + +(BOOK VII.--No. 6) + + +When the Great Mogul held empire, there were certain little sprites who +used to undertake all sorts of tasks helpful to mankind. They would do +housework, stable-work, and even gardening. But if one interfered with +them, all would be spoilt. + +One of these friendly sprites cultivated the garden of a worthy family +living near the Ganges. His duties were performed deftly and +noiselessly. He loved not only his master and mistress, but the garden +also. Possibly the zephyrs, who are said to be friends of the sprites, +helped him in his tasks. At any rate he did his very best, and never +ceased in his efforts to load his hosts with every pleasure. To prove +his zeal he would have stayed with these people for ever, in spite of +the natural propensity of his kind for waywardness. But his mischievous +fellow-sprites fell to plotting. They induced the chief of their band to +remove him to another field of labour. This the chief promised and, +either by caprice or by policy, finally brought about. Orders came that +the devoted worker should set out for the uttermost part of Norway, +there to take charge of a house which at all times of the year was +covered with snow. So from being an Indian, the poor thing became a +Laplander. + +"I am forced to leave you," he said to his hosts, "but for what fault of +mine this has come to pass I cannot tell. I only know that go I must, +and in a very little while too; a month perhaps, or maybe only a week. +Make the most of the interval. Fortunately, I can fulfil three wishes +for you; but not more than three." + +To mankind there is nothing very out-of-the-way in merely wishing. These +good people decided that their first wish should be for abundance, and +straightway. Abundance, by the double-handful, poured gold into their +coffers; wheat into their granaries; wine into their cellars. Repletion +was everywhere. But, alas, what cares of direction, what account +keeping; what time and anxiety this affluence involved! + +Thieves plotted against them. Great lords borrowed from them. The prince +taxed them. They were, in fact, reduced to misery by this excess of good +fortune. At last they could endure it no longer. "Take back this awful +overplus of wealth," they cried. "Even the poor are happy in comparison +with us, and poverty is more covetable than such riches. Away, then, +with these treasures! And thou, sweet Moderation, mother of all peace, +sister of repose, come to us again!" With these words, which made their +second wish, lo! Moderation returned and they received her with open +arms, once again enjoying peace. + +Thus at the end of these two wishes they were exactly where they were in +the first place, and so it is with all who are given to wishing, and +wasting in dreams the time they had better have spent in doing. But +being philosophical people they laughed, and the sprite laughed with +them. To profit by his generosity when he had left them, they hazarded +their third wish and asked for wisdom. Wisdom is a treasure which never +embarrasses. + + + + +X + +THE DAIRY-WOMAN AND THE PAIL OF MILK + +(BOOK VII.--No. 10) + + +A young country woman named Perrette set out one morning from her little +dairy-farm with a pail of milk which she cleverly balanced upon her head +over a pad or cushion. She hurried with sprightly steps to the market +town, and so that she might be the less encumbered, wore a kirtle that +was short and light--in truth a simple petticoat--and shoes low and +easy. As she went, her thoughts ran upon the price to be gained for her +milk, and she schemed a way to lay out the sum in the purchase of one +hundred eggs. She was sure that with care and diligence these would +yield three broods. "It would be quite easy to me," she said, "to raise +the chicks near the house. The fox would be clever who would not leave +me enough to buy one pig. A pig would fatten at the cost of a little +bran, and when he had grown a fair size I should make a bargain of him +for a good round sum. And then, considering the price he will fetch, +what is to prevent my putting into our stable a cow and a calf? I can +fancy how the calf will frisk about among the sheep!" Thereupon Perrette +herself frisked for joy, transported with the picture of her affluence. +Over toppled the milk! Adieu to calf and cow and pig and broods! This +lady of wealth had to leave, with tearful eyes, her dissipated fortunes, +and go straight to her husband framing excuses to avoid a beating. + +[Illustration: Overtoppled the milk.] + +The farce became known to the whole countryside, and people called +Perrette by the name of "Milkpail" ever after. + + +Who has never talked wildly? Who has never built castles in Spain? Wise +men as well as milkmaids; sages and fools, all have waking dreams and +find them sweet! Our senses are carried away by some flattering +falsehood, and then wealth, honours, and beauty seem ours to command. + +Alone with my thoughts I challenge the bravest. I dethrone monarchs and +the people rejoicing crown me instead, showering diadems upon my head. +Then lo! a little accident happens to bring me back to my senses, and I +am Poor Jack as before. + + + + +XI + +THE PRIEST AND THE CORPSE + +(BOOK VII.--No. 11) + + +There was a funeral. The dead body was progressing sadly towards its +last resting place; and following rather gladly, was the priest who +meant to bury it as soon as possible. + +The dead man, in a leaden coffin, was borne in a coach, and was properly +shrouded in that robe the dead always wear be it summer or winter. As +for the priest, he sat near it, intoning as hard as he could all sorts +of orisons, psalms, lessons, verses, and responses, in the hope that the +more he gave the more would be paid for. "Leave it to me, Mr. Deadman," +his actions seemed to say. "I'll give you a nice selection; a little of +everything. It's only a matter of fees, you know." And the Rev. John +Crow kept his eye on his silent charge as if he expected some one would +make off with it. "Mr. Deadman," his looks proclaimed, "by you I shall +receive so and so much in money, so and so much in wax candles, and, +possibly, a little more in incidental profits. + +On the strength of these calculations he promised himself a quarter-cask +of the best wine the neighbourhood could offer. Beyond that he settled +that a certain very attractive niece of his, as well as his housekeeper +Paquette, should both have new dresses. + +Whilst these pleasant and generous thoughts were running in his mind +there came a terrific shock. The car overturned. The Rev. John Crow's +head was broken by the coffin which fell upon him. Alas for the poor +priest! he went to heaven with the parishioner he thought only to bury. + +In reality, life over and over again is nothing but the fate of the Rev. +John Crow who counted on his dead, and of Perrette who counted on her +chickens. + + + + +XII + +THE MAN WHO RAN AFTER FORTUNE AND THE MAN WHO WAITED FOR HER IN HIS BED + +(BOOK VII.--No. 12) + + +Who does not run after Fortune? + +I would I were in some spot whence I could watch the eager crowds +rushing from kingdom to kingdom in their vain chase after the daughter +of Chance! + +They are indeed but faithful followers of a phantom; for when they think +they have her, lo! she is gone! Poor wretches! One must pity rather than +blame their foolishness. "That man," they say with sanguine voice, +"raised cabbages; and now he is Pope! Are we not as good as he?" Ah! +yes! a hundred times as good perhaps; but what of that? Fortune has no +eyes for all your merit. Besides, is Papacy, after all, worth peace, +which one must leave behind for it? Peace--a treasure that once was the +possession of gods alone--is seldom granted to the votaries of Dame +Fortune. Do not seek her; and then she will seek you. That is the way +with women! + + +There once were two friends, who lived comfortably and prospered +moderately in a village; but one of them was always wishing to do +better. One day he said to the other, "Suppose we left this place and +tried our luck elsewhere? You know that a prophet is never received in +his own country!" + +"You try, by all means," returned his friend, "but as for me, I am +contented where I am. I desire neither better climate nor better +possibilities. You please yourself. Follow your unquiet spirit. You'll +soon return, and I shall sleep soundly enough awaiting you." + +So the man of ambition, or the money-grubber, whichever you like to call +him, took to the road, and arrived next day at a place where, if +anywhere, Dame Fortune should be found, namely, the court. He stayed at +court for some long time, never missing an opportunity to put himself in +the way of favours. He was in evidence when the king went to bed, when +he arose, and on all other propitious occasions. + +"What's amiss?" he said at last. "Fortune, I am convinced, dwells here; +for I have seen her the guest now of this one and now of that one. How +is it that I cannot entertain the capricious creature? I must try her +elsewhere. I have already been told that the people of this place are +exceedingly ambitious. Evidently there is no room for me here. So, +adieu! gentleman of the court, and follow to the bitter end this +will-o'-the-wisp! They tell me that Dame Fortune has temples in Surat. +Very well! We will go there." + +He embarked at once. What hearts of bronze have humankind! The man who +first attempted this awful route and defied its terrors must have had a +heart of adamant. Often did our traveller turn his eyes towards his +little home as first pirates, then contrary winds, then calms, then +rocks--all agents of death--in turn assailed him. Strange it is that men +should take such pains to meet death, since it will come only too +quickly to them in their homes! + +Our adventurer arrived in India. There they told him that Japan was the +place where Fortune dispensed her favours. He hurried there. The sea +wearied of carrying him about. In the end all the profit his long +voyages brought him was the lesson which he learnt from savages, and +that was: "Stop in your own country and let Nature instruct you." Japan, +India, or anywhere else; no one place was better than another as a +hunting ground for Fortune; so the conclusion was forced upon him that +he had been wiser had he stayed in his own village. At last he renounced +all these ungrateful wanderings and returned to his own country; and as +he caught sight of his homestead from afar he wept for joy, and cried: +"Happy is the man who, staying in his home, finds constant occupation in +adjusting his desires to his surroundings. To him the court, the sea, +and the land of Fortune are but hearsay. Thou, fickle Dame, flaunting +before our eyes dignities and wealth, dost cause us to follow after +these allurements to the ends of the earth, only to find them empty +shams. Henceforth I wander no more, for here at home a hundred times +more success shall I find." + +Having registered this vow against Fortune the wanderer came to the door +of his friend, and lo! there sat Fortune, waiting on the threshold, +whilst his friend slumbered within. + + + + +XIII + +AN ANIMAL IN THE MOON + +(BOOK VII.--No. 18) + + +Whilst one philosopher tells us that men are constantly the dupes of +their own senses, another will swear that the senses never deceive. Both +are right. Philosophy truly affirms that the senses will deceive so long +as men are content to take upon trust the evidence the senses bring. But +if this evidence is weighed, measured, and tested by every available +resource of science the senses can deceive no one. + + * * * * * + +In England, not long ago, when a large telescope was levelled to observe +the moon, the observer was astounded to see what he took to be some new +animal in this lovely planet. Everybody was excited about the marvellous +appearance. Something had occurred up above there which, without doubt, +must betoken great changes of some sort. Who could tell but that all the +dreadful wars that were then convulsing Europe had not been caused by +it? The king, who patronised the sciences, hastened to the observatory +to see the sight, and see it he did. There was the monster right +enough! + +And what was it after all?--Nothing but a poor little mouse that had by +some unlucky chance got in between the lenses of the telescope. Here was +the cause of all the devastating wars! Everybody laughed.... + + + + +XIV + +THE FORTUNE-TELLERS + +(BOOK VII.--No. 15) + + +Reputations may be made by the merest chances, and yet reputations +control the fashions. That is a little prologue that would fit the case +of all sorts of people. Everywhere around one sees prejudices, scheming, +and obtuseness; but little or no justice. Nothing can be done to stem +this torrent of evil. It must run its course. It always has been and +always will be. + + +A woman in Paris once made it her profession to tell fortunes. She +became very popular and had great success. Did anybody lose a bit of +finery; had any one a sweetheart; had any wife a husband she was tired +of; any husband a jealous wife, to the prophetess such would run simply +to be told the thing that it was comforting to hear. + +The stock-in-trade of this fortune-teller consisted merely of a +convincing manner, a few words of scientific jargon, a great deal of +impudence, and much good luck. All these things together so impressed +the people that as often as not they would cry, "Miraculous!" In short, +although the woman's ignorance was quite twenty-three carat she passed +for a veritable oracle. + +Notwithstanding the fact that this oracle only lived in a garret, she +found so many ready to pay her well for her shams that she soon grew +rich enough to improve the position of her husband, to rent an office, +and buy a house. + +The garret being left empty was shortly tenanted by another woman to +whom all the town--women, girls, valets, fine gentlemen--everybody in +fact swarmed, as before, to consult their destiny. The former tenant had +built up such a reputation that the garret was still a sibyl's den, in +spite of the fact that quite a different creature dwelt in it. "I tell +fortunes? Surely you're joking! Why, gentlemen, I cannot read, and as +for writing, I never learnt more than to make my mark." But these +disclaimers were useless. People insisted on having their fortunes told, +and she had to do it. In consequence, she put by plenty of money, being +able to earn, in spite of herself, quite as much as two lawyers could. +The poverty of her home was a help rather than a hindrance. Four broken +chairs and a broom-handle savoured of a witch's frolic. + +If this woman had told the truth in a room well-furnished she would have +been scorned. The fashion for a garret had set in, and garret it must +be. + +In her new chambers the first fortune-teller waited in vain; for it was +the outward sign alone that brought customers, and the sign was poverty. + + +I have seen in a palace a robe worn awry win much distinction and +success, such crowds of followers and adherents did it draw. You may +well ask me why! + +[Illustration: The garret was still a sybil's den.] + + + + +XV + +THE COBBLER AND THE FINANCIER + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 2) + + +There was once a cobbler who was so light hearted that he sang from +morning to night. It was wonderful to watch him at his work, and more +wonderful still to hear his runs and trills. He was in fact happier than +the Seven Sages. + +This merry soul had a neighbour who was exactly the reverse. He sang +little and slept less; for he was a financier, and made of money, as +they say. Whenever it happened that after a sleepless night he would +doze off in the early morning, the cobbler, who was always up betimes, +would wake him up again with his joyful songs. "Ha!" thought the man of +wealth, "what a misfortune it is that one cannot buy sleep in the open +market as one buys food and drink!" Then an idea came to him. He +invited the cobbler to his house, where he asked him some questions. + +"Tell me, Master Gregory, what do you suppose your earnings amount to in +a year?" + +"In a year," laughed the cobbler, "that's more than I know. I never keep +accounts that way, nor even keep one day from another. So long as I can +make both ends meet, that's good enough for me!" + +"Really!" replied the financier. "But what can you earn in one day?" + +"Oh, sometimes more and sometimes less. The mischief of it is that there +are so many fete days and high-days and fast-days crowded into the year, +on which, as the priest tells us, it is wicked to work at all; and worse +still he keeps on finding some new saint or other to give weight to his +sermons. If it were not for that, cobbling would be a fine paying game." + +At this the wealthy man laughed. "Look here, my friend, to-day I'll lift +you to the seats of the mighty! Here is a hundred pounds. Guard them and +use them with care." + +When the cobbler held the bag of money in his hand he imagined that it +must be as much as would be coined in a hundred years. + +Returning home he buried the cash in his cellar. Alas! he buried his joy +with it, for there were no more songs. From the moment he came into +possession of this wealth, the love of which is the root of all evil, +his voice left him, and not only his voice, but his sleep also. And in +place of these came anxiety, suspicion, and alarms; guests which abode +with him constantly. All day he kept his eye on the cellar door. Did a +cat make a noise in the night, then for a certainty that cat was after +his money. + +At last, in despair, the wretched cobbler ran to the financier whom he +now no longer kept awake. "Oh, give me back my joy in life, my songs, my +sleep; and take your hundred pounds again." + + + + +XVI + +THE POWER OF FABLE + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 4) + + +In the old, vain, and fickle city of Athens, an orator,[2] seeing how +the light-hearted citizens were blind to certain dangers which +threatened the state, presented himself before the tribune, and there +sought, by the very tyranny of his forceful eloquence, to move the heart +of the republic towards a sense of the common welfare. + +But the people neither heard nor heeded. Then the orator had recourse to +more urgent arguments and stronger metaphors, potent enough to touch +hearts of stone. He spoke in thunders that might have raised the dead; +but his words were carried away on the wind. The beast of many heads[3] +did not deign to hear the launching of these thunderbolts. It was +engrossed in something quite different. A fight between two urchins was +what the crowd found so engaging; not the orator's warnings. + +What then did the speaker do? He tried another plan. "Ceres," he began, +"made a voyage one day with an eel and a swallow. After a time the +three travellers were stopped by a river. This the eel got over by +swimming and the swallow by flying----" + +"Well! what about Ceres? What did she do?" cried the crowd with one +voice. + +"She did what she did!" retorted the speaker in anger. "But first she +raged against you. What! Does it take a child's story to open your ears, +you who should be eager for any news of the peril that menaces; you, the +only state in Greece that takes no heed? You ask what Ceres did. Why do +you not ask what Philip[4] does?" + +At this reproach the assembly was stirred. A mere fable brought them +open-eared to all the orator would say. + + +We are all Athenians in this respect. I myself am, even as I point this +moral. I should take the utmost pleasure now in hearing "The Ass's +Skin"[5] told to me. The world is old, they say: so it is; but, +nevertheless, it is as greedy of amusement as a child. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 2: Elizur Wright explains that the orator was Demades.] + +[Footnote 3: Horace spoke of the Roman people as a beast with many +heads.] + +[Footnote 4: Philip of Macedon, who was at war against the Greeks.] + +[Footnote 5: An old French nursery tale.] + + + + +XVII + +THE DOG WHO CARRIED HIS MASTER'S DINNER + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 7) + + +Our hands are no more proof against gold than our eyes are proof against +beauty. There are but few who guard their treasures with care enough. + + +A certain dog who had been taught to carry to his master the mid-day +meal was one day trotting along with the savoury burden slung around his +neck. He was tempted to take a taste himself; but knew that it would be +wrong to do so, and being a temperate, self-governed dog he refrained. +We of the human race allow ourselves to be tempted by covetable things +often enough; but, strange as it is, there seems to be more difficulty +in teaching mankind to resist temptation than there is in teaching dogs +to do so. + +On this particular day the dog was met by a mastiff who at once wanted +the dinner, but did not find it so easy to capture as he thought; for +our dog put it down and stood guard over it. There was a mighty tussle. +Soon others arrived; curs that were used to knocks and kicks while +picking up a living in the streets. Seeing that he should be badly +over-matched, and that his master's dinner was in danger of being +devoured by the crowd, he bethought himself how he too might have his +share, if shared it must be. So he very wisely exclaimed, "No fighting, +gentlemen, my bit will suffice me. Do as you please with the rest." With +these words he snapped up a portion, upon which all the rest began to +pull and jostle to their utmost and feasted merrily. + + +In this I seem to see the picture of one of those unfortunate towns or +states which occasionally have suffered from the greed of their +ministers and officials. Each functionary has an eye to his own +advantage, and the smartest sets a pattern for the others. The way in +which the public funds disappear is amusing. If one sheriff or provost, +having a scruple of conscience, finds a trifling argument in defence of +the public interest the others show him that he is a fool if he utters +half a word. So, with a very little trouble, he gives way, and often +becomes the leading offender. + + + + +XVIII + +THYRSIS AND AMARANTH + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 13) + + +A shepherd who was deeply in love with a shepherdess was sitting one day +by her side trying to find words to express the emotions her charms +created in his breast. + +"Ah! Amaranth, dear," he sighed, "could you but feel, as I do, a certain +pain which, whilst it tears the heart, is so delightful that it +enchants, you would say that nothing under heaven is its equal. Let me +tell you of it. Believe me, trust me. Would I deceive you? You, for whom +I am filled with the tenderest sentiments the heart can feel!" + +"And what, my Thyrsis, is the name you give this pleasing pain?" + +"It is called love," said Thyrsis. + +"Ah!" responded the maiden, "that is a beautiful name. Tell me by what +signs I may know it, if it come to me. What are the feelings it gives +one?" + +Thyrsis, taking heart of grace, replied with much ardour: "One feels an +anguish beside which the joys of kings are but dull and insipid. One +forgets oneself, and takes pleasure in the solitudes of the woods. To +glance into a brook is to see, not oneself, but an ever-haunting image. +To any other form one's eyes are blind. It may be that there is a +shepherd in the village at whose voice, at the mention of whose name, +you will blush; at the thought of whom you will sigh. Why, one knows +not! To see him will be a burning desire, and yet you would shrink from +him." + +"Oho!" said Amaranth. "Is this then the pain you have preached so much! +It is hardly new to me. I seem to know something of it." The heart of +Thyrsis leapt, for he thought that at last he had gained his end; when +the fair one added, "'Tis just in this way that I feel for Cladimant!" + +Imagine the vexation and misery of poor Thyrsis! + + +How many like him, intending to work solely for themselves, prove only +to have been stepping stones for others. + + + + +XIX + +THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 15) + + +An uncommonly small rat was watching an uncommonly big elephant and +sneering at the slowness of his steps. + +The enormous animal was heavily laden. On his back rose a three-storied +howdah, wherein were accommodated a celebrated sultana, her dog, her +cat, her monkey, her parrot, her old servant, and all her household. +They were going upon a pilgrimage. + +The rat wondered why all the people should express astonishment at +seeing this enormous bulk--"As if the fact of occupying more or less +space implied that one was the more or less important accordingly! What +is it you admire in him, you men? If it is only the weight of his body +which fills the children with terror, then we rats, small as we are, +consider ourselves not one grain less than the elephant." He would have +said more; but the cat, bounding out of her cage, let him see in an +instant that a rat is not an elephant. + + + + +XX + +THE HOROSCOPE + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 16) + + +Our destiny is frequently met in the very paths we take to avoid it. + + +A father had an only son whom he loved excessively. His devoted +affection caused him to be so anxious as to the boy's welfare that he +sought to learn from astrologers and fortune-tellers what fate was in +store for the son and heir. One of these soothsayers told him that an +especial danger lay with lions, from which the youth must be guarded +until the age of twenty was reached, but not after. The father, to make +sure of this precaution, upon the issue of which depended the life of +his loved one, commanded that by no chance should the boy ever be +permitted to go beyond the threshold of the house. Ample provision was +made for the satisfaction of all the wishes proper to youth in the way +of play with his companions, jumping, running, walking, and so forth. As +the age approached when the spirits of youth yearn for the chase, he was +taught to hold that sport in abhorrence. + +But temperament cannot be changed by persuasion and counsel, nor by +enlightenment. The young man, eager, ardent, and full of courage, no +sooner felt the promptings of his years than he sighed for the +forbidden pleasures. The greater the hindrance the stronger the desire. +Knowing the reason of his galling restrictions, and viewing day by day +in his palatial home the hunting scenes pictured in paint and tapestry +on every wall, his excitement became unrestrained. + +Once his eye fell upon a pictured lion. "Ah! Monster!" he exclaimed in a +transport of indignation. "It is to you that the shade and fetters in +which I live are due!" With that he struck the lion's form a heavy blow +with his fist. Hidden under the tapestry a great nail offered its cruel +point, and upon this his hand was impaled. The wound grew beyond the +reach of medical skill, and in the end this life, so guarded and +cherished, was lost by means of the very care taken to preserve it. + + +The same jealous precaution proved fatal to the poet AEschylus. It is +said that some fortune-teller menaced him with the fall of a house as +his doom, upon which he at once left the town and made his bed in the +open fields, far from roofs and beneath the sky. But an eagle flew by +overhead carrying in its talons a tortoise, and seeing the bald head of +the poet beneath, which it mistook for a stone, the bird let fall its +prey in order to break the shell of the tortoise. Thus were the days of +poor AEschylus ended. + + +From these two examples it would seem that this art of fortune-telling, +if there be any truth in it, causes one to fall into the very evil one +would be in dread of when one consulted it. But I will demonstrate and +maintain that the art is false. I do not believe that Nature would have +tied her own hands, and ours also, to the extent of marking our fate in +the heavens. For our fate depends upon certain combinations of time, +place, and people; not upon the combinations of charlatans. A shepherd +and a king are born under the same planet: one carries the sceptre; the +other the crook. The planet Jupiter willed it so! But what is this +planet Jupiter? A body without senses. Whence comes it then that its +influence works so differently on these two men? Further, how could its +influence, if it had any, penetrate through endless voids to our world? + + * * * * * + +Do not attach too much importance to the two instances I have related. +This beloved son and the good man AEschylus are beside the mark. + +Nevertheless, however blind and lying is the fortuneteller's art, it may +yet hit home once in a thousand times. That is just a matter of chance. + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXI + +JUPITER AND THE THUNDERBOLTS + +(BOOK VIII--No. 20) + + +One day, as Jupiter seated on high looked down upon the world, he was +incensed at the faults committed by mankind. "Let us," he said, "have +some other occupants in the regions of the universe in place of these +present inhabitants who importune and weary me. Go you to Hades, +Mercury, and bring hither the cruellest of the furies. This time, O race +that I have too tenderly nurtured, you shall perish." + +After this outburst the temper of the god began to cool. + + +O ye sovereigns of this world, to whom it has been given to be the +arbiters of our destinies, let a night intervene between your wrath and +the storm which follow! + + +Mercury, light of wing and sweet of tongue, descended to the abode of +the dread sisters Tisiphone, Megaera, and Alecto, and his choice fell +upon the latter, the pitiless one. She, feeling proud of the preference, +grew so arrogant as to swear by Pluto that the whole of the human brood +should soon people his domains. But Jupiter did not approve of the vow +this member of the Eumenides had sworn, and he sent her back to Hades. +At the same time he launched a thunderbolt upon one particularly +perfidious race of men. This, however, being hurled by a father's arm, +mercifully fell in a desert, causing less ruin than alarm. What followed +from this was simply that the wicked brood took heart at such indulgence +and did not trouble to mend their ways. Then all the gods in Olympus +complained, until he who controls the clouds swore by the Styx that +further storms should be sent and that they should not fail as the other +had. + +The Olympians only smiled at this. They told Jupiter that as he was the +father it would be better if he left in other hands the making of +thunderbolts. Vulcan undertook the task. Soon his furnaces glowed with +bolts of two kinds; one that hits its mark with a deadly unerring--and +that is the sort which any of the Olympian gods will hurl; whilst the +other sort was that which becomes scattered on its course and does +damage only to the mountain tops, or perchance is even lost on the way. +It is this kind of thunderbolt that Jupiter sends. His fatherly heart +permits him to use no other. + + + + +XXII + +EDUCATION + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 24) + + +Once upon a time there were two dogs, one named Lurcher and the other +Caesar. They were brothers; handsome, well-built, and plucky, and +descended from dogs who were famous in their day. These two brothers, +falling into the hands of different masters, found their destinies +likewise in different spheres; for whilst one haunted the forests, the +other lurched about a kitchen. + +The names to which they now answered were not, however, the names that +were first given them. The influence of each one's career upon his +nature brought about a new name and a new reputation; for Caesar's nature +was improved and strengthened by the life he led, whilst Lurcher's was +made more and more despicable by a degraded existence. A scullion named +him Lurcher; but the other dog received his noble name on account of his +life of high adventure. He had held many a stag at bay, killed many a +hare, and otherwise risen to the position of a Caesar among dogs. Care +was taken that he should not mate indiscriminately, so that his +descendants' blood should not degenerate. On the other hand, poor +Lurcher bestowed his affections wherever he would and his brood became +populous. He was the progenitor of all turn-spits in France; a variety +which became common enough to form at last a race in themselves. They +show more readiness to flee than to attack, and are the very antipodes +of the Caesars. + + +We do not always follow our ancestors, nor even resemble our fathers. +Want of care, the flight of time, a thousand things, cause us to +degenerate. + +Ah! how many, Caesars, failing to cultivate their best nature and their +gifts, become Lurchers! + + + + +XXIII + +DEMOCRITUS AND THE PEOPLE OF ABDERA + +(BOOK VIII.--No. 26) + + +How I have always hated the opinions of the mob! To me, a mob seems +profane, unjust, and rash, putting false construction on all things, and +judging every matter by a mob-made standard. + +Democritus had experience of this. His countrymen thought him mad. +Little minds! But then, no one is a prophet in his own country! The +people themselves were mad, of course, and Democritus was the wise man. +Nevertheless the error went so far that the city of Abdera[6] sent a +messenger to the great physician Hippocrates, requesting him both by +letter and by spoken word to come and restore the sage's reason. + +"Our citizen," said the spokesman with tears in his eyes, "has lost his +wits, alas! Study has corrupted Democritus. If he were less wise we +should esteem him much more. He will have it that there is no limit to +the number of worlds like ours and that possibly they are inhabited with +numberless Democrituses. Not satisfied with these wild dreams, he talks +also of atoms--phantoms born only in his own empty brain. Then, +measuring the very heavens, though he remains here below to do it, he +claims to know the universe; yet admits that he does not know himself. +Time was when he could control debates, now he mutters only to himself. +So come, thou divine mortal, for the patient's case is a bad one." + +Hippocrates, though he had little faith in these people, went +nevertheless. Now mark, I beg of you, what strange meetings fate may +bring about in this life! Hippocrates arrived just at the time when this +man, who was supposed to have neither sense nor reason, happened to be +searching into a question as to whether this very reason was seated in +the heart or in the head of men and beasts. + +Sitting in leafy shade, beside a brook, and with many a volume at his +feet, he was occupied wholly with a study of the convolutions of the +brain; and thus absorbed, as his manner was, he scarcely noticed the +advance of his friend the learned physician. Their greeting was soon +over as you may imagine, for the sage is at all times chary of time and +speech. So having put aside mere trifles of conversation, they reasoned +upon man and his mind, and next fell to talking upon ethics. + +It is not necessary that I should here enlarge upon what each had to say +to the other on these matters. + +The little tale suffices to show that we may rightly take exception to +the judgments of the mob. That being so, in what sense is it true, as I +have read in a certain passage, that the voice of the people is the +voice of God? + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 6: A city on the shores of Thracia.] + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXIV + +THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN + +(BOOK IX.--No. 4) + + +What God does is done well. Without going round the world to seek a +proof of that, I can find one in the pumpkin. + +A villager was once struck with the largeness of a pumpkin and the +thinness of the stem upon which it grew. "What could the Almighty have +been thinking about?" he cried. "He has certainly chosen a bad place for +a pumpkin to grow. Eh zounds! Now I would have hung it on one of these +oaks. That would have been just as it should be. Like fruit, like tree! +What a pity, Hodge," said he, addressing himself, "that you were not on +the spot to give advice at the Creation which the parson preaches +about. Everything would have been properly done then. For instance; +wouldn't this acorn, no bigger than my little finger, be better hanging +on this frail stem? The Almighty has blundered there surely! The more I +think about these fruits and their situations, the more it seems to me +that it is all a mistake." + +Becoming worried by so much reflection our Hodge cast himself under an +oak saying, "A man can't sleep when he has so much brain." Then he at +once dropped off into a nap. + +Presently an acorn fell plump upon his nose. Starting from sleep, he put +his hand up to see what had happened and found the acorn caught in his +beard, whilst his nose began to pain and bleed. "Oh, oh!" he cried, "I +am bleeding. How would it have been if a heavier mass than this had +fallen from the tree: if this acorn had been a pumpkin? The Almighty did +not intend that, I see. Doubtless he was right. I understand the reason +why perfectly now." + +So praising God for all things Hodge took his way home. + + + + +XXV + +THE SCHOOLBOY, THE PEDANT, AND THE OWNER OF A GARDEN + +(BOOK IX.--No. 5) + + +A youngster, who was doubly foolish and doubly a rogue--in which perhaps +he savoured of the school he went to--was given, they say, to robbing a +neighbour's garden of its fruit and flowers. This may have been because +he was too young to know better, and perhaps because teachers do not +always mould the minds of young people in the right way. + +The owner of the garden boasted in each season the very best of what was +due. In spring he could show the most delightful blossoms and in autumn +the very pick of all the apples. + +One day he espied this schoolboy carelessly climbing a fruit tree and +knocking off the buds, those sweet and fragile forerunners of promised +fruit in abundance. The urchin even broke off a bough, and did so much +other damage that the owner sent a message of complaint to the boy's +schoolmaster. This worthy soon appeared, and behind him a tribe of the +scholars, who swarmed into the orchard and began behaving worse than the +first one. The schoolmaster's plan in thus aggravating the injury was +really to make an opportunity for delivering them all a good lesson, +which they should remember all their lives. He quoted Virgil and +Cicero; he made many scientific allusions and ran his discourse to such +a length that the little wretches were able to get all over the garden +and despoil it in a hundred places. + + +I hate pompous and pedantic speeches that are out of place and +never-ending; and I do not know a worse fool in the world than a naughty +schoolboy--unless indeed it be the schoolmaster of such a boy. The +better of them would never suit me as a neighbour. + + + + +XXVI + +THE SCULPTOR AND THE STATUE OF JUPITER + +(BOOK IX.--No. 6) + + +Once a sculptor who saw for sale a block of marble was so struck with +its beauty that he could not resist the temptation to buy it. When it +was in his studio he thought to himself, "Now what shall my chisel make +of it? Shall it be a god, a table, or a basin? It shall be a god. And I, +myself, shall ordain that the god shall poise a thunderbolt in his hand. +So tremble, mortals, and worship! Behold the lord of the earth!" + +The artist set to work and expressed so powerfully the attributes of the +god that those who saw it averred that it only lacked speech to be +Jupiter himself. It is said that the sculptor had scarcely completed the +statue when he became so overawed as to fear and tremble before the work +of his own hands. + +The poet of old, likewise, greatly dreaded the hate and the wrath of the +gods he himself created: a weakness which left little to choose between +him and the sculptor. + + +These traits are those of childhood. The minds of children are always +anxious lest any one should maltreat their dolls. The emotions +invariably give the lead to the intellect, and this fact accounts for +the great error of paganism. For that error has been prompted by the +emotions of men in all the peoples of the earth. Men uphold with fanatic +zeal the interests of the unreal creatures of their imagination. +Pygmalion became enamoured of the Venus[7] he had created, and in the +same way every one tries to turn his dreams into reality. Man remains as +ice before truth, but catches fire before illusion. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 7: La Fontaine forgets. It was Galatea whose image Pygmalion +created and whom Venus brought to life.] + + + + +XXVII + +THE OYSTER AND THE PLEADERS + +(BOOK IX.--No. 9) + + +One day two pilgrims espied upon the sands of the shore an oyster that +had been thrown up by the tide. They devoured it with their eyes whilst +pointing at it with their fingers; but whose teeth should deal with it +was a matter of dispute. + +When one stopped to pick up the prey the other pushed him away saying: +"It would be just as well first to decide which of us is to have the +pleasure of it. He who first saw it should swallow it, and let the other +watch him eat." + +"If you settle the affair that way," replied his companion, "I have good +eyes, thank God." + +"But my sight is not bad either," said the other, "and I saw it before +you did, and that I'll stake my life upon." + +"Well, suppose you did see it, I smelt it." + +During this lively interlude Justice Nincompoop arrived on the scene, +and to him they appealed to judge their claims. The justice very gravely +took the oyster, opened it, and put it into his mouth, whilst the two +claimants looked on. Having deliberately swallowed the oyster, the +justice, in the portentous tones of a Lord Chief Justice, said, "The +court here awards each of you a shell, without costs. Let each go home +peaceably." + + +Reckon what it costs to go to law in these days. Then count what remains +to most families. You will see that Justice Nincompoop draws all the +money and leaves only the empty purse and the shells to the litigants. + +[Illustration: Deliberately swallowed the oyster.] + + + + +XXVIII + +THE CAT AND THE FOX + +(BOOK IX.--No. 14) + + +The cat and the fox, in the manner of good little saints, started out +upon a pilgrimage. They were both humbugs, arch-hypocrites, two +downright highwaymen, who for the expenses of their journey indemnified +themselves by seeing who could devour the most fowls and gobble the most +cheese. + +The way was long and therefore wearisome, so they shortened it by +arguing. Argumentation is a great help. Without it one would go to +sleep. Our pilgrims shouted themselves hoarse. Then having argued +themselves out, they talked of other things. + +At length the fox said to the cat, "You pretend that you're very clever. +Do you know as much as I? I have a hundred ruses up my sleeve." + +"No," answered the cat, "I have but one; but that is always ready to +hand, and I maintain that it is worth a thousand other dodges." + +Then they fell again to disputing one against the other on each side of +the question, the whys and the wherefores, raising their voices higher +and higher. Presently the sudden appearance of a pack of hounds stopped +their noise. + +The cat said to the fox, "Now, my friend, ransack that cunning brain of +yours for one of your thousand ruses. Fetch down from your sleeve one of +those certain stratagems. As for me, this is my dodge." So saying, he +bounded to a tall tree and climbed to its top with alacrity. + +The fox tried a hundred futile doublings; ran into a hundred holes; put +the hounds at fault a hundred times; tried everywhere to find a safe +place of retreat, but everywhere failed between being smoked out of one +and driven out of another by the hounds. Finally, as he came out of a +hole two nimble dogs set upon him and strangled him at the first grip. + + +Too many expedients may spoil the business. One loses time in choosing +between them and in trying too many. Have only one; but let it be a good +one. + + + + +XXIX + +THE MONKEY AND THE CAT + +(BOOK IX.--No. 17) + + +Bertrand was a monkey and Ratter was a cat. They shared the same +dwelling and had the same master, and a pretty mischievous pair they +were. It was impossible to intimidate them. If anything was missed or +spoilt, no one thought of blaming the other people in the house. +Bertrand stole all he could lay his hands upon, and as for Ratter, he +gave more attention to cheese than he did to the mice. + +One day, in the chimney corner, these two rascals sat watching some +chestnuts that were roasting before the fire. How jolly it would be to +steal them they thought: doubly desirable, for it would not only be joy +to themselves, but an annoyance to others. + +"Brother," said Bertrand to Ratter, "this day you shall achieve your +master-stroke: you shall snatch some chestnuts out of the fire for me. +Providence has not fitted me for that sort of game. If it had, I assure +you chestnuts would have a fine time." + +No sooner said than done. Ratter delicately stirred the cinders with his +paw, stretched out his claws two or three times to prepare for the +stroke, and then adroitly whipped out first one, then two, then three of +the chestnuts, whilst Bertrand crunched them up between his teeth. In +came a servant, and there was an end of the business. Farewell, ye +rogues! + +I am told that Ratter was by no means satisfied with the affair. + + +And princes are equally dissatisfied when, flattered to be employed in +any uncomfortable concern, they burn their fingers in a distant province +for the profit of some king. + + + + +XXX + +THE TWO RATS, THE FOX, AND THE EGG[8] + +(BOOK X.--No. 1) + + +Do not take it ill if, in these fables, I mingle a little of the bold, +daring, and fine-spun philosophy that is called new. + +They say that the lower animals are mere machines: that everything they +do is prompted, not by choice, but by mechanism, coming about as it were +by springs. There is, they say, neither feeling nor soul--nothing but a +mechanical body. It goes just as a watch or clock goes, plodding on with +even motion, blindly and aimlessly. + +Open such a machine and examine it; what do we find? Wheels take the +place of intelligence. The first wheel moves the second, and that in +turn moves a third, with the result that, in due time, it strikes the +hour. + +According to these new philosophers, that is exactly the case with an +animal. It receives a blow in a certain spot, this spot conveys the +sensation to another spot, and so the message goes on from place to +place until the brain receives it and the impression is made. That is +all very well, but how is the impression made? + +It is necessarily made, without passion, without will, say these +philosophers. They tell us that the common idea is that an animal is +actuated by emotions which we know as sorrow, joy, love, pleasure, pain, +cruelty, or some other of these states; but that it is not so. Do not +deceive yourself, they say. + +"What is it then?" I ask. A watch, indeed! And pray what of ourselves? + +Ah, well! that is perhaps another thing altogether. This is the way +Descartes expounds the theory--Descartes, that mortal who, if he had +lived in pagan times, would have been made a god, and who holds a place +between man and the higher spirits, just as some I could name--beasts of +burden with long ears--hold a place between man and the oysters. Thus, I +say, reasons this author: "I have a gift beyond any possessed by others +of God's creatures, and that is the gift of thought. I know of what I +think." + +But from positive science we know that although animals may think, they +cannot reflect upon what they think. Descartes goes further and boldly +states that they do not think at all. That is a statement which need not +worry us. + +Nevertheless, when in the woods the blast of a horn and the baying of +hounds agitates the fleeing quarry; when he vainly endeavours, with all +his skill, to confuse and muddle the scent which betrays him to his +pursuers; when, an aged beast with full-grown antlers, he puts in his +place a younger stag and forces it to carry on the chase with its +fresher bait of the scent of its younger body, and thus carry off the +hounds and preserve his days--then surely this beast has reasoned. All +the twisting and turning, all the malice, deception, and the hundred +stratagems to save his life are worthy of the greatest chiefs of war; +and worthy of a better fate than death by being torn to pieces; for that +is the supreme honour of the stag. + + +Again; when the partridge sees its young in danger, before their wings +have strength enough to bear them away from death, she makes a pretence +of being wounded and flutters along with a trailing wing, enticing the +huntsman and his dogs to follow her, and thus by turning away the danger +saves her little ones. And when the huntsman believes that his dog has +seized her, lo! she rises, laughs at the sportsman, wishes him farewell, +and leaves him confused and watching her flight with his eyes. + +Not far from the northern regions there is a country where life goes on +as in the early ages, the inhabitants being profoundly ignorant. I speak +now of the human creatures. The animals are indeed surprisingly +enlightened; for they can construct works which stop the ravages of +swollen torrents and make communication possible from bank to bank. The +structures are safe and lasting, being founded upon wood over which is +laid a bed of mortar. The beavers are the engineers. Each one works. The +task is common to all, and the old ones see that the young ones do not +shirk their labour. There are many taskmasters directing and urging. + +To such a colony of cunning amphibians the republic of Plato itself +would be but an apprentice affair. The beavers erect their houses for +the winter time, and make bridges of marvellous construction for passing +over the ponds; whilst the human folk who live there, though this +wonderful work is always before their eyes, can but cross the water by +swimming. + + +That these beavers are nothing but bodies without minds nothing will +make me believe. But here is something better still. Listen to this +recital which I had from a king great in fame and glory. This king, +defender of the northern world, whom I now cite, is my guarantee: a +prince beloved of the goddess of Victory. His name alone is a bulwark +against the empire of the Turks. I speak of the Polish king.[9] A king, +it is understood, can never lie. + +He says, then, that upon the frontiers of his kingdom there are animals +that have always been at war among themselves, their passion for +fighting having been handed down from father to son. These animals, he +explains, are allied to the fox. Never has the science of war been more +skilfully pursued among men than it is pursued by these beasts, not even +in our present century. They have their advanced out-posts, their +sentinels and spies; their ambuscades, their expedients, and a thousand +other inventions of the pernicious and accursed science Warfare, a hag +born, herself, of Styx,[10] but giving birth to heroes. + +Properly to sing of the battles of these four-footed warriors Homer +should return from beyond the shores of Acheron.[11] Ah! could he but do +so, and bring with him too the rival of old Epicurus,[12] what would the +latter say as to the examples I have narrated? He would say only what I +have already said, namely, that in the lower animals natural instinct is +sufficient to explain all the wonders I have told: that memory leads the +animal to repeat over and over again the actions it has made before and +found successful. + +We, as human beings, do differently. Our wills decide for us; not the +bestial aim, nor the instinct. I walk, I speak, I feel in me a certain +force, an intelligent principle which all my bodily mechanism obeys. +This force is distinct from anything connected with my body. It is +indeed more easily conceived than is the body itself, and of all our +movements it is the supreme controller. But how does the body conceive +and understand this intelligent force? That is the point! I see the tool +obeying the hand; but what guides the hand? Who guides the planets in +their rapid courses? It may be some angel guide controls the whirling +planets; and in like manner some spirit dwells in us and controls all +our machinery. The impulse is given--the impression made--but how, I do +not know! We shall only learn it in the bosom of God; and to speak +frankly, Descartes himself was no wiser. On that point we all are +equals. All that I know is that this intelligent controlling spirit does +not exist in the lower animals. Man alone is its temple. + +Nevertheless, we must allow to the beasts a higher plane than that of +plants, notwithstanding the fact that plants breathe. + + +Is there any explanation to what I shall now relate? Two rats who were +seeking their living had the good fortune to find an egg. Such a dinner +was amply sufficient for folks of their species, they had no need to +look for an ox. With keen delight and an appetite to match they were +just about to eat up the egg between them, when an unbidden guest +appeared in the shape of Master Reynard the fox. This was a most awkward +and vexatious visitation. How was the egg to be saved from the jaws of +him? To wrap it up carefully and carry it away by the fore paws, or to +roll it, or to drag it, were methods as impossible as they were +hazardous. But Necessity, that ingenious mother, furnished the +never-failing invention. The sponger being as yet far enough away to +give the rats time to reach their home, one of them lay upon his back +and took the egg safely between his arms whilst the other, in spite of +sundry shocks and a few slips, dragged him home by the tail. + + +After this recital, let any one who dare maintain that animals have no +powers of reason. + + +For my part if I had the portioning of these faculties I would allow as +much reasoning power in animals as in infants, who evidently think from +their earliest years, from which fact we may conclude that one can think +without knowing oneself. I would, similarly, grant the animals a +reason, not such as we possess, but far above a blind instinct. I would +refine a speck of matter, a tiny atom--extract of light--something more +vivid and lively than fire; for since wood can turn to flame, cannot +flame, being further purified, teach us something of the rarity of the +soul? And is not gold extracted from lead? My creatures should be +capable of feeling and judgment; but nothing more. There should be no +argument from apes. + +As to mankind, I would have their lot infinitely better. We men should +possess a double treasure; firstly, the soul common to us all, just as +we happen to be, sages or fools, children, idiots, or our dumb +companions the animals; secondly, another soul in common, in a certain +degree, with the angels, and this soul, independent of us though +belonging to us, should be able to reach to heavenly heights, whilst it +could also dwell within a point's space. Having a beginning it should be +without end. Things incredible but true. During infancy this soul, +itself a child of heaven, should appear to us only as a gentle and +feeble light; but as the faculties grew, the stronger reason would +pierce the darkness of matter enveloping our other imperfect and grosser +soul. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 8: At the time when this was written there was much discussion +among the learned in France as to the powers of reasoning in animals.] + +[Footnote 9: The allusion is to Sobieski, whose victory over the Turks +made him famous throughout Europe in 1673. La Fontaine had frequently +met him in the salons of the cultured ladies of France.] + +[Footnote 10: A nymph of one of the rivers of Hades named after her. She +became the mother of Zelus (zeal), Nike (victory), Kratos (power), and +Bia (strength).] + +[Footnote 11: Also a river of Hades, the realm of the dead.] + +[Footnote 12: Descartes is meant as the rival of the old philosopher +Epicurus.] + + + + +XXXI + +THE DOG WITH HIS EARS CROPPED + +(BOOK X.--No. 9) + + +"What have I done to be treated in this way? Mutilated by my own master! +A nice state to be in! Dare I present myself before other dogs? O ye +kings over the animals, or rather tyrants of them, would any creature do +the same to you?" + +Such were the lamentations of poor Fido, a young house-dog, whilst those +who were busy cropping his ears remained quite untouched by his piercing +and dolorous howls. + +Fido believed himself to be ruined for life; but he very shortly found +that he was a gainer by the maiming. For being by nature disposed to +pilfer from his companions, it would come within his experience to have +many misadventures wherein his ears would be torn in a hundred places. + +Aggressive dogs always have ragged ears. The less they have for other +dogs' teeth to fasten upon the better. + +When one has but a single weak place to defend, one protects it against +an onset. Witness Master Fido armed with a spiked collar, and having no +more ears to catch hold of than are on my hand. Even a wolf would not +have known where to take him. + + + + +XXXII + +THE LIONESS AND THE SHE-BEAR + +(BOOK X--No. 13) + + +Mamma lioness had lost one of her cubs. Some hunter had made away with +it, and the poor unfortunate mother roared out her wailings to such an +extent that all the inhabitants of the forest were seriously disturbed. +The spells of the night, its darkness and its silence, were powerless to +hush the tumult of the queen of the forest. Sleep was driven from every +animal within hearing. + +At last the she-bear rose up and coming to the wailing lioness said, +"Good Gossip, just one word with you. All those little ones that have +passed between your teeth, had they neither fathers nor mothers?" + +"To be sure they had." + +"Then if that be so, and as none have come to mourn their dead in cries +which would split our heads: if so many mothers have borne their loss +silently, why cannot you be silent also?" + +"I? I be silent? Unhappy I? Ah! I have lost my son! There is nought for +me but to drag out a miserable old age." + +"But pray tell me what obliges you to do so." + +"Alas! Destiny. It is Destiny that hates me." + +[Illustration: Why cannot you be silent also?] + +Those are the words that are for ever in the mouths of us all. + +Unhappy human kind, let this address itself to you. I hear nothing but +the echoing murmur of trifling complaints. Whoever, in like case, +believes himself the hated of the gods, let him consider Hecuba,[13] and +he will render thanks for their clemency. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 13: Hecuba was the wife of Priam, King of Troy. When that city +fell Hecuba was chosen by Ulysses as part of his share in the spoils. +She was changed into a dog for avenging the death of her son whose eyes +had been put out by the King of Thracia, and she finally ended her life +by casting herself into the sea.] + + + + +XXXIII + +THE RABBITS + +(BOOK X.--No. 15) + + +When I have noticed how man acts at times, and how, in a thousand ways, +he comports himself just as the lower animals do, I have often said to +myself that the lord of these lower orders has no fewer faults than his +subjects. + +Nature has allowed every living thing a drop or two from the fount at +which the spirits of all creatures imbibe. + +I will prove what I say. + +If at the hour when night has scarcely passed and day hardly begun I +climb into a tree, on the edge of some wood, and, like a new Jupiter +from the heights of Olympus, I send a shot at some unsuspecting rabbit, +then the whole colony of rabbits, who were enjoying their thyme-scented +meal with open eyes and listening ears upon the heath, immediately +scamper away. The report sends them all to seek refuge in their +subterranean city. + +But their great fright is soon over; the danger quickly forgotten. Again +I see the rabbits more light-hearted than ever coming close under my +death-dealing hand. + + +Does not this give us a picture of mankind? Dispersed by some storm, men +no sooner reach a haven than they are ready again to risk the same winds +and the same distress. True rabbits, they run again into the +death-dealing hands of fortune. + + +Let us add to this example another of a more ordinary kind. + +When strange dogs pass through any spot beyond their customary route +there is a grand to-do. I leave you to picture it. All the dogs of the +district with one idea in their heads join forces, barking and biting, +to chase the intruder beyond the bounds of their territory. + +So, it may be, a similar joint-interest in property or in glory and +grandeur leads such people as the governors of states, certain favoured +courtiers, and people of a trade to behave exactly like these jealous +dogs. All of us, as a rule, rob the chance-comer and tear him to pieces. +Vain ladies and men of letters are usually so disposed. Woe betide the +newly-arrived beauty or a new writer! + +As few as possible fighting round the cake! That's the best way! + +I could bring a hundred examples to bear upon this subject; but the +shorter a discourse is the better. I take the masters of literature for +my model in this and hold that in the best of themes something should be +left unsaid for the reader to consider about. Therefore this discourse +shall end. + + + + +XXXIV + +THE GODS WISHING TO INSTRUCT A SON OF JUPITER + +(BOOK XI.--No. 2) + + +Jupiter had a son, who, sensible of his lofty origin, showed always a +god-like spirit. Childhood is not much concerned with loving; yet to the +childhood of this young god, loving and wishing to be loved was the +chief concern. In him, love and reason which grow with years, outraced +Time, that light-winged bearer of the seasons which come, alas! only too +quickly. + +Flora,[14] with laughing looks and winning airs, was the first to touch +the heart of the youthful Olympian. Everything that passion could +inspire--delicate sentiments full of tenderness, tears, and sighs--all +were there: he forgot nothing. As a son of Jupiter he would by right of +birth be dowered with greater gifts than the sons of other gods; and it +seemed as though all his behaviour were prompted by the reminiscence +that he had indeed already been a lover in some former state, so well +did he play the part. + +Nevertheless, it was Jupiter's wish that the boy should be taught, and +assembling the gods in council he said, "So far, I have never been at +fault in the conduct of the universe which I have ruled unaided; but +there are various charges which I now have decided to distribute amongst +the younger gods. This beloved child of mine I have already counted +upon. He is of my own blood and many an altar already flames in his +honour. Yet to merit his rank among the immortals it is necessary that +he should possess all knowledge." + +As the god of the thunders ceased the whole assembly applauded. As for +the boy himself, he did not appear to be above the wish to learn +everything. + +"I undertake," said Mars, the god of war, "to teach him the art by which +so many heroes have won the glories of Olympus and extended the empire." + +"I will be his master in the art of the lyre," promised the fair and +learned Apollo. + +"And I," said Hercules with the lion's-skin, "will teach him how to +overcome Vice and quell evil passions, those poisonous monsters which +like Hydras[15] are ever reborn in the heart. A foe to effeminate +pleasures, he shall learn from me those too seldom trodden paths that +lead to honour along the tracks of virtue." + +When it came to Cupid, the god of love, to speak he simply said, "I can +show him everything." + + +And Cupid was right; for what cannot be achieved with wit and the desire +to please? + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 14: The Goddess of Spring and of Flowers, was also regarded by +the Greeks as the Goddess of Youth and its pleasures.] + +[Footnote 15: The Hydra was a monster with one hundred heads. If one was +cut off two grew in its place unless the wound was stopped by fire.] + + + + +XXXV + +THE LION, THE MONKEY, AND THE TWO ASSES + +(BOOK XI.--No. 5) + + +King Lion, thinking that he would govern better if he took a few lessons +in moral philosophy, had a monkey brought to him one fine day who was a +master of arts in the monkey tribe. The first lesson he gave was as +follows:-- + +"Great King, in order to govern wisely a prince should always consider +the good of the country before yielding to that feeling which is +commonly known as self-love, for that fault is the father of all the +vices one sees in animals. To rid oneself of this sentiment is not an +easy thing to do, and is not to be done in a day. Indeed, merely to +moderate it is to achieve a good deal, and if you succeed so far you +will never tolerate in yourself anything ridiculous or unjust." + +"Give me," commanded the king, "an example of each of those faults." + +"Every species of creature," continued the philosopher, "esteems itself +in its heart above all the others. These others it regards as +ignoramuses, calling them by many hard names which, after all, hurt +nobody. At the same time this self-love, which sneers at other tribes +and other kinds of beasts, induces the individual to heap praise upon +other individuals of his own species, because that is a very good way of +praising oneself too. From this it is easy to see that many talents here +below are in reality but empty pretence, assumption, and pose, and a +certain gift of making the most of oneself, better understood by +ignorant people than by learned. + +"The other day I followed two asses who were offering the incense of +flattery to each other by turns, and heard one say, 'My Lord, do you not +think that man, that perfect animal, is both unjust and stupid? He +profanes our august name by calling every one of his own kind an ass who +is ignorant, or dull, or idiotic; and he calls our laughter and our +discourse by the term "braying." It is very amusing that these human +people pretend to excel us!' + +"'My friend,' said his companion, 'it is for you to speak, and for them +to hold their tongues. They are the true brayers. But let us speak no +more of them. We two understand each other; that is sufficient. And as +for the marvels of delight your divine voice lets fall upon our ears, +the nightingale herself is but a novice in comparison. You surpass the +court musician.' + +"To this the other donkey replied, 'My lord, I admire in you exactly the +same excellencies.' + +"Not content with flattering each other in this way, these two asses +went about the cities singing aloud each other's praises. Either one +thought he was doing a good turn to himself in thus lauding his +companion. + +"Well, your majesty, I know of many people to-day, not among asses, but +among exalted creatures, whom heaven has been pleased to raise to a high +degree, who would, if they dared, change their title of 'Excellency to +that of 'Majesty.' I am saying more than I should, perhaps, and I hope +your majesty will keep the secret. You wished to hear of some incident +which would show you, among other things, how self-love makes people +ridiculous, and there I have given you a good instance. Injustice I will +speak of another time, it would take too long now." + +Thus spoke the ape. No one has ever been able to tell me whether he ever +did speak of injustice to his king. It would have been a delicate +matter, and our master of arts, who was no fool, regarded the lion as +too terrible a king to submit to being lectured too far. + + + + +XXXVI + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX IN THE WELL + +(BOOK XI.--No. 6) + + +Why does AEsop give to the fox the reputation of excelling in all tricks +of cunning? I have sought for a reason, but cannot find one. Does not +the wolf, when he has need to defend his life or take that of another, +display as much knowingness as the fox? I believe he knows more, and I +dare, perhaps with some reason, to contradict my master in this +particular. + +Nevertheless, here is a case where undoubtedly all the honour fell to +the dweller in burrows. + +One evening a fox, who was as hungry as a dog, happened to see the round +reflection of the moon in a well, and he believed it to be a fine +cheese. There were two pails which alternately drew up the water. Into +the uppermost of these the fox leapt, and his weight caused him to +descend the well, where he at once discovered his mistake about the +cheese. He became extremely worried and fancied his end approaching, for +he could see no way to get up again but by some other hungry one, +enticed by the same reflection, coming down in the same way that he had. + +Two days passed without any one coming to the well. Time, which is +always marching onward, had, during two nights, hollowed the outline +of the silvery planet, and Reynard was in despair. + +[Illustration: Descended by his greater weight.] + +At last a wolf, parched with thirst, drew near, to whom the fox called +from below, "Comrade, here is a treat for you! Do you see this? It is an +exquisite cheese, made by Faunus[16] from milk of the heifer Io.[17] If +Jupiter were ill and lost his appetite he would find it again by one +taste of this. I have only eaten this piece out of it; the rest will be +plenty for you. Come down in the pail up there. I put it there on +purpose for you." + +A rigmarole so cleverly told was easily believed by the fool of a wolf, +who descended by his greater weight, which not only took him down, but +brought the fox up. + + +We ought not to laugh at the wolf, for we often enough let ourselves be +deluded with just as little cause. Everybody is ready to believe the +thing he fears and the thing he desires. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 16: The benign spirit of the fields and woods.] + +[Footnote 17: A priestess who was changed by Hera, wife of Zeus, into a +white heifer.] + + + + +XXXVII + +THE MICE AND THE SCREECH-OWL + +(BOOK XI.--No. 9) + + +It is not always wise to say to your company, "Just listen to this joke" +or "What do you think of this for a marvel?" for one can never be sure +that the listeners will regard the matter in the same way that the +teller does. Yet here is a case that makes an exception to this good +rule, and I maintain that it is in truth wonderful, and, although it has +the appearance of being a fable, it is in reality absolute fact. + +There was once an extremely old pine-tree which an owl, that grim bird +which Atropus[18] takes for her interpreter, had made to serve as his +palace. But there were other tenants lodging in its cavernous and +time-rotted trunk. These were mice, well fed, positive balls of fat, but +not one of them had a foot. They had all been mutilated. The owl had +nipped their feet off with his beak, whilst feeding and fostering them +with wheat from neighbouring stacks. + +It must be confessed that this bird had reasoned. + +Doubtless, in his time, when hunting mice, he had found that after +bringing them home they escaped again from the trunk, and to prevent +the recurrence of such a loss the artful rascal had thenceforth nipped +off the feet of all he caught, keeping them prisoners and eating them +one to-day and one to-morrow. To eat them all at once would have been +impossible. He had his health to think of. His forethought, which went +quite as far as ours, extended to bringing them grain for their +subsistence. + + * * * * * + +If this is not reasoning, then I do not understand what reasoning is. +See what arguments he used:-- + +"When these mice are caught they run away, therefore I must eat them as +I catch them. What all? Impossible! But would it not be well to keep +some for a needy future? If so, I must keep them and feed them too, +without their escaping. But how's that to be done? Happy thought! Nip +off their feet!" + +Now find me among human beings anything better carried out. Did +Aristotle and his followers do any better thinking, by my faith? + + +NOTE.--This is not a fable. The thing actually occurred, although +marvellous enough and almost incredible. I have perhaps carried the +forethought of this owl too far, for I do not pretend to establish in +animals a line of reasoning; but in this style of literature a little +exaggeration is pardonable. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 18: One of the three Fates, the first and second being Clotho +and Lachesis. They spun, measured, and cut off, respectively, the thread +of life for men at their birth.] + + + + +[Illustration] + +XXXVIII + +THE COMPANIONS OF ULYSSES + +(BOOK XII.--No. 1) + + +That great hero-wanderer Ulysses had been with his companions driven +hither and thither at the will of the winds for ten years, never knowing +what their ultimate fate was to be. At length they disembarked upon a +shore where Circe, the daughter of Apollo, held her court. Receiving +them she brewed a delicious but baneful liquor, which she made them +drink. The result of this was that first they lost their reason, and a +few moments after, their bodies took the forms and features of various +animals; some unwieldy, some small. Ulysses alone, having the wisdom to +withstand the temptation of the treacherous cup, escaped the +metamorphosis. He, besides possessing wisdom, bore the look of a hero +and had the gift of honeyed speech, so that it came about that the +goddess herself imbibed a poison little different from her own; that is +to say, she became enamoured of the hero and declared her love to him. +Now was the time for Ulysses to profit by this turn of events, and he +was too cunning to miss the opportunity, so he begged and obtained the +boon that his friends should be restored to their natural shapes. + +"But will they be willing to accept their own forms again?" asked the +nymph. "Go to them and make them the offer." + +Ulysses, glad and eager, ran to his Greeks and cried, "The poisoned cup +has its remedy, and I come to offer it to you. Dear friends of mine, +will you not be glad to have your manly forms again? Speak, for your +speech is already restored." + +The lion was the first to reply. Making an effort to roar he said, "I, +for one, am not such a fool. What! renounce all the great advantages +that have just been given me? I have teeth. I have claws. I can pull to +pieces anything that attacks me. I am, in fact, a king. Do you think it +would suit me to become a citizen of Ithaca once more? Who knows but +that you might make of me a common soldier again. Thank you; but I will +remain as I am." + +Ulysses, in sad surprise, turned to the bear. "Ah, brother! what form is +this you have taken, you who used to be so handsome?" + +"Well, really! I like that!" said the bear in his way. "What form is +this? you ask. Why it is the form that a bear should have. Pray who +instructed you that one form is more handsome than another? Is it your +business to judge between us? I prefer to appeal to the sight of the +gentler sex in our ursine race. Do I displease you? Then pass on. Go +your ways and leave me to mine. I am free and content as I am, and I +tell you frankly and flatly that I will not change my state." + +The princely Greek then turned to a wolf with the same proposals, and +risking a similar rebuff said: "Comrade, it overwhelms me that a sweet +young shepherdess should be driven to complain to the echoing crags of +the gluttonous appetite that impelled you to devour her sheep. Time was +when you would have protected her sheepfold. In those days you led an +honest life. Leave your lairs and become, instead of a wolf, an honest +man again." + +"What is that?" answered the wolf. "I don't see your point. You come +here treating me as though I were a carnivorous beast. But what are you, +who are talking in this strain? Would not you and yours have eaten these +sheep, which all the village is deploring, if I had not? Now say, on +your oath, do you really think I should have loved slaughter any less if +I had remained a man? For a mere word, you men are at times ready to +strangle each other. Are you not, therefore, as wolves one to another? +All things considered, I maintain as a matter of fact that, rascal for +rascal, it is better to be a wolf than a man. I decline to make any +change in my condition." + +In this way did Ulysses go from one to another making the same +representations and receiving from all, large and small alike, the same +refusals. Liberty, unbridled lust of appetite, the ambushes of the +woods, all these things were their supreme delight. They all renounced +the glory attaching to great deeds. + + +They thought that in following their passions they were enjoying +freedom, not seeing that they were but slaves to themselves. + + + + +XXXIX + +THE QUARREL BETWEEN THE DOGS AND THE CATS AND BETWEEN THE CATS AND THE +MICE + +(BOOK XII--No. 8) + + +Discord has always reigned in the universe; of this our world furnishes +a thousand different instances, for with us the sinister goddess has +many subjects. + +Let us begin with the four elements. Here you may be astonished to +observe that they are, throughout, in antagonism to each other. Besides +these four potentates how many other forces of all descriptions are +everlastingly at war! + +In bygone times there was a house which was full of cats and dogs who +lived together like amicable cousins, for this reason: Their master had +made a hundred irrevocable laws and rules, settling their respective +tasks, their meals, and every other incident of their lives, and at the +same time he threatened with the whip the first one who should promote a +quarrel. The kindly, almostly brotherly nature of this union was very +edifying to the neighbours. + +But at last the concord ceased. Some little favouritism in the bestowal +of a bone, or a dish of food, caused the outraged remainder to raise +furious protests. I have heard some chroniclers attribute the discord to +an affair of love and jealousy. At any rate, whatever the origin, the +altercation speedily fired both hall and kitchen, and divided the +company into partisans for this cat or for that dog. + +A new rule was made, which exasperated the cats, and their complaints +deafened the whole neighbourhood. Their advocate advised returning +absolutely to the old rules and decrees. The law books were searched +for, but could nowhere be found. And that was no wonder, for the books +which had been hidden in a corner by one set of partisans at first had +been at last devoured by mice. This gave rise to another law-suit, which +the mice lost and had to pay for. + +Many old cats, cunning, subtle, and sharp, and bearing a grudge against +the whole race of mice beside, lay in wait for them, caught them, and +cleared them out of the house, much to the advantage of the master of +the establishment. + + +So, returning to my moral, one cannot find under heaven any animal, any +being, any creature who has not his opponent. This appears to be a law +of nature. It would be time wasted to seek for a reason. God does well +whatever he does. Beyond that I know nothing; but I do know that people +come to high words over nothing three times out of four. Ah, ye human +folk! even at the age of sixty you ought to be sent back to the +schoolmaster. + + + + +XL + +THE WOLF AND THE FOX + +(BOOK XII.--No. 9) + + +A fox once remarked to a wolf, "Dear friend, do you know that the utmost +I can get for my meals is a tough old cock or perchance a lean hen or +two. It is a diet of which I am thoroughly weary. You, on the other +hand, feed much better than that, and with far less danger. My foraging +takes me close up to houses; but you keep far away. I beg of you, +comrade, to teach me your trade. Let me be the first of my race to +furnish my pot with a plump sheep, and you will not find me ungrateful." + +"Very well," replied the obliging wolf. "I have a brother recently dead, +suppose you go and get his skin and wear it." This the fox accordingly +did and the wolf commenced to give him lessons. "You must do this and +act so, when you wish to separate the dogs from the flocks." At first +Reynard was a little awkward, but he rapidly improved, and with a little +practice he reached at last the perfection of wolfish strategy. Just as +he had learned all that there was to know a flock approached. The sham +wolf ran after it spreading terror all around, even as Patroclus +wearing[19] the armour of Achilles spread alarm throughout camp and +city, when mothers, wives, and old men hastened to the temples for +protection. "In this case, the bleating army made sure there must be +quite fifty wolves after them, and fled, dog and shepherd with them, to +the neighbouring village, leaving only one sheep as a hostage. + +This remaining sheep our thief instantly seized and was making off with +it. But he had not gone more than a few steps when a cock crew near by. +At this signal, which habit of life had led him to regard as a warning +of dawn and danger, he dropped his disguising wolf-skin and, forgetting +his sheep, his lesson, and his master, scampered off with a will. + + +Of what use is such shamming? It is an illusion to suppose that one is +really changed by making the pretence. One resume's one's first nature +upon the earliest occasion for hiding it. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 19: At the Siege of Troy. He was mistaken for Achilles.] + +[Illustration: A guide for the footsteps of love.] + + + + +XLI + +LOVE AND FOLLY + +(BOOK XII.--No. 14) + + +Everything to do with love is mystery. Cupid's arrows, his quiver, his +torch, his boyhood: it is more than a day's work to exhaust this +science. I make no pretence here of explaining everything. My object is +merely to relate to you, in my own way, how the blind little god was +deprived of his sight, and what consequences followed this evil which +perchance was a blessing after all. On the latter point I will decide +nothing, but will leave it to lovers to judge upon. + + +One day as Folly and Love were playing together, before the boy had lost +his vision, a dispute arose. To settle this matter Love wished to lay +his cause before a council of the gods; but Folly, losing her patience, +dealt him a furious blow upon the brow. From that moment and for ever +the light of heaven was gone from his eyes. + +Venus demanded redress and revenge, the mother and the wife in her +asserting themselves in a way which I leave you to imagine. She deafened +the gods with her cries, appealing to Jupiter, Nemesis, the judges from +Hades, in fact all who would be importuned. She represented the +seriousness of the case, pointing out that her son could now not make a +step without a stick. No punishment, she urged, was heavy enough for so +dire a crime, and she demanded that the damage should be repaired. + +When the gods had each well considered the public interest on the one +hand and the complainant's demands upon the other, the supreme court +gave as its verdict that Folly was condemned for ever more to serve as a +guide for the footsteps of Love. + + + + +XLII + +THE FOREST AND THE WOODCUTTER + +(BOOK XII.--No. 16) + + +A woodcutter had broken or lost the handle of his hatchet and found it +not easy to get it repaired at once. During the time, therefore, that it +was out of use, the woods enjoyed a respite from further damage. At last +the man came humbly and begged of the forest to allow him gently to take +just one branch wherewith to make him a new haft, and promised that then +he would go elsewhere to ply his trade and get his living. That would +leave unthreatened many an oak and many a fir that now won universal +respect on account of its age and beauty. + +The innocent forest acquiesced and furnished him with a new handle. This +he fixed to his blade and, as soon as it was finished, fell at once upon +the trees, despoiling his benefactress, the forest, of her most +cherished ornaments. There was no end to her bewailings: her own gift +had caused her grief. + + +Here you see the way of the world and of those who follow it. They use +the benefit against the benefactors. I weary of talking about it. Yet +who would not complain that sweet and shady spots should suffer such +outrage. Alas! it is useless to cry out and be thought a nuisance: +ingratitude and abuses will remain the fashion none the less. + + + + +XLIII + +THE FOX AND THE YOUNG TURKEYS + +(BOOK XII.--No. 18) + + +Some young turkeys were lucky enough to find a tree which served them as +a citadel against the assaults of a certain fox. He, one night, having +made the round of the rampart and seen each turkey watching like a +sentinel, exclaimed, "What! These people laugh at me, do they? And do +they think that they alone are exempt from the common rule? No! by all +the gods! no!" + +He accomplished his design. + +The moon shining brilliantly seemed to favour the turkey folk against +the fox. But he was no novice in the laying of sieges, and had recourse +to his bag of rascally tricks. He pretended to climb the tree; stood +upon his hind legs; counterfeited death; then came to life again. +Harlequin himself could not have acted so many parts. He reared his tail +and made it gleam in the moonshine, and practised a hundred other +pleasantries, during which no turkey could have dared to go to sleep. +The enemy tired them out at last by keeping their eyes fixed upon him. +The poor birds became dazed. One lost its balance and fell. Reynard put +it by. Then another fell and was caught and laid on one side. Nearly +half of them at length succumbed and were taken off to the fox's larder. + + +To concentrate too much attention upon a danger may cause us to tumble +into it. + + + + +XLIV + +THE APE + +(BOOK XII.--No. 19) + + +There is an ape in Paris to whom a wife was once given; and he, +imitating many another husband, beat the poor creature to such an extent +that she sighed all the breath out of her body and died. + +Their son uttered the most doleful howls as a protest to this terrible +business. + +The father laughs now. His wife is dead and he already has found other +lady companions, whom, no doubt, he beats in the same way; for he haunts +the taverns and is frequently tipsy. + + +Never expect anything good from people who imitate, whether they be apes +or authors. Of the two the worst kind is the imitating author. + + + + +XLV + +THE SCYTHIAN PHILOSOPHER + +(BOOK XII.--No. 20) + + +A certain austere philosopher of Scythia, wishing to follow a pleasant +life, travelled through the land of the Greeks, and there he found in a +quiet spot a sage, one such as Virgil has written of; a man the equal of +kings, the peer almost of the gods, and like them content and tranquil. + +The happiness of this sage lay entirely in his beautiful garden. There +the Scythian found him, pruning hook in hand, cutting away the useless +wood from his fruit trees; lopping here, pruning there, trimming this +and that, and everywhere aiding Nature, who repaid his care with usury. + +"Why this wrecking?" asked the philosopher. "Is it wisdom thus to +mutilate these poor dwellers in your garden? Drop that merciless tool, +your pruning hook. Leave the work to the scythe of time. He will send +them, soon enough, to the shores of the river of the departed." + +"I am taking away the superfluous," answered the sage, "so that what is +left may flourish the better." + +The Scythian returned to his cheerless abode and, taking a bill-hook, +cut and trimmed every hour in the day, advising his neighbours to do +likewise and prescribing to his friends the means and methods. A +universal cutting-down followed. The handsomest boughs were lopped; his +orchard mutilated beyond all reason. The seasons were disregarded, and +neither young moons nor old were noted. In the end everything languished +and died. + + +This Scythian philosopher resembles the indiscriminating Stoic who cuts +away from the soul all passions and desires, good as well as bad, even +to the most innocent wishes. For my own part, I protest against such +people strongly. They take from the heart its greatest impulses and we +cease to live before we are dead. + + + + +[Illustration] + +XLVI + +THE ELEPHANT AND JUPITER'S APE + +(BOOK XII.--No. 21) + + +Once in the olden times the elephant and the rhinoceros disputed as to +which was the more important, and which should, therefore, have empire +over the other animals. They decided to settle the point by battle in an +enclosed field. + +The day was fixed, and all in readiness, when somebody came and informed +them that Jupiter's ape, bearing a caduceus, had been seen in the air. +The fact of his holding a caduceus[20] proved him to be acting as +official messenger from Olympus, and the elephant immediately took it +for granted that the ape came as ambassador with greetings to his +highness. Elated with this idea he waited for Gille, for that was the +name of the ape, and thought him rather tardy in presenting his +credentials. But at length Master Gille did salute his excellency as he +passed, and the elephant prepared himself for the message. But not a +word was forthcoming. + +It was evident that the gods were not giving so much attention to these +matters as the elephant supposed. + +What does it matter to those in high places whether one is an elephant +or a fly? + +The would-be monarch was reduced to the necessity of opening the +conversation himself. "My cousin Jupiter," he began, "will soon be able +to watch a rather fine combat from his supreme throne, and his court +will see some splendid sport." + +"What combat?" asked the ape rather severely. + +"What! Do you not know that the rhinoceros denies me precedence: that +the Elephantidae are at war with the Rhinocerotidae? You surely know these +families: they have some reputation." + +"I am charmed to learn their names," replied Master Gille. "We are +little concerned about such matters in our vast halls." + +This shamed and surprised the elephant. "Eh! What, then, is the reason +of your visit amongst us?" + +"Oh, it was to divide a blade of grass between two ants. We care for +all. As for your affair, nothing has been said about it in the council +of the gods. The little and the great are equal in their eyes." + +FOOTNOTES: + +[Footnote 20: The wand or official staff of Hermes.] + + + + +XLVII + + +THE LEAGUE OF RATS + +(BOOK XII.--No. 26) + + +There was once a mouse who lived in terrible fear of a cat that had lain +in wait watching for her. She was in great anxiety to know what she +could do to escape the threatening danger. + +Being prudent and wise she consulted her neighbour, a large and +important rat. His lordship the rat had taken up his abode in a very +good inn, and had boasted a hundred times that he had no fear for either +tom-cat or she-cat. Neither teeth nor claws caused him any anxious +thought. + +"Dame Mouse," said this boaster, "whatever I do, I cannot, upon my word, +chase away this cat that threatens you without some help. But let me +call together all the rats hereabouts and I'll play him a sorry trick or +two." + +The mouse curtsied humbly her thanks and the rat ran with speed to the +head-quarters; that is to say to the larder, where the rats were in the +habit of assembling. Arriving out of breath and perturbed in mind he +found them making a great feast at the expense of their host. + +"What ails you?" asked one of the feasters. "Speak!" + +"In two words," answered he, "the reason for my coming among you in +this way is simply that it has become absolutely necessary to help the +mice; for Grimalkin is abroad making terrible slaughter among them. +This, the most devilish of cats, will, when she has no mice left, turn +her attention to the eating of rats." + +"He says what is true," cried they all. "To arms, to arms!" Nothing +could stem the tide of their impetuosity; although, it is said, a few +she-rats shed tears. It was no matter. Every one overhauled his +equipment, and filled his wallet with cheese. To risk life was the +determination of all. They set off, as if to a fete, with happy minds +and joyful hearts. + +Alas, for the mouse! These warriors were a moment too late. The cat had +her already by the head. Advancing at the double the rats ran to the +succour of their good little friend; but the cat swore, and stalked away +in front of the enemy, having no intention of surrendering her prey. + +At the sound of the cat's defiance, the prudent rats, fearing ill fate, +beat a safe retreat without carrying any further their intended +onslaught. Each one ran to his hole, and whenever any ventured out again +it was always with the utmost caution to avoid the cat. + + + + +XLVIII + +THE ARBITER, THE HOSPITALLER, AND THE HERMIT + +(BOOK XII.--No. 28) + + +Three saints, all equally zealous and anxious for their salvation, had +the same ideal, although the means by which they strove towards it were +different. But as all roads lead to Rome, these three were each content +to choose their own path. + +One, touched by the cares, the tediousness, and the reverses which seem +to be inevitably attached to lawsuits, offered, without any reward, to +judge and settle all causes submitted to him. To make a fortune on this +earth was not an end he had in view. + +Ever since there have been laws, man, for his sins, has condemned +himself to litigation half his lifetime. Half? three-quarters, I should +say, and sometimes the whole. This good conciliator imagined he could +cure the silly and detestable craze for going to law. + +The second saint chose the hospitals as his field of labour. I admire +him. Kindly care taken to alleviate the sufferings of mankind is a +charity I prefer before all others. + +The sick of those days were much as they are now--peevish, impatient, +and ever grumbling. They gave our poor hospitaller plenty of work. They +would say, "Ah! he cares very particularly for such and such. They are +his friends, hence we are neglected." + +But bad as were these complaints they were nothing to those which the +arbiter had to face. He got himself into a sorry tangle. No one was +content. Arbitration pleased neither one side nor the other. According +to them the judge could never succeed in holding the balance level. No +wonder that at last the self-appointed judge grew weary. + +He betook himself to the hospitals. There he found that the +self-sacrificing hospitaller had nothing better to tell of his results. +Complaints and murmurs were all that either could gain. + +With sad hearts they gave up their endeavours and repaired to the silent +wood, there to live down their sorrows. In these retreats, at a spot +sheltered from the sun, gently tended by the breezes, and near a pure +rivulet, they found the third saint, and of him they asked advice. + +"Advice," said he, "is only to be sought of yourselves; for who, better +than yourselves, can know your own needs? The knowledge of oneself is +the first care imposed upon mankind by the Almighty. Have you obeyed +this mandate whilst out in the world? If there you did not learn to know +yourselves, these tranquil shades will certainly help you; for nowhere +else is it possible. Stir up this stream. Do you now see yourselves +reflected in it? No! How could you, when the mud is like a thick cloud +between us and the crystal? But let it settle, my brothers, and then you +will see your image. The better to study yourselves live in the +desert." + +The lonely hermit was believed and the others followed his wise counsel. + + +It does not follow that people should not be well employed. Since some +must plead; since men die and fall ill, doctors are a necessity and so +also are lawyers. These ministers, thank God, will never fail us. The +wealth and honours to be won make one sure of that. Nevertheless, in +these general needs one is apt to neglect oneself. And you, judges, +ministers, and princes, who give all your time to the public weal; you, +who are troubled by countless annoyances and disappointments, +disheartened by failure and corrupted by good fortune--you do not see +yourselves. You see no one. Should some good impulse lead you to think +over these matters, some flatterer breaks in and distracts you. + + +This lesson is the ending of this work. May the centuries to come find +it a useful one. 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