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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of New Faces, by Myra Kelly
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+
+Title: New Faces
+
+Author: Myra Kelly
+
+Illustrator: Charles F. Neagle
+
+
+Release Date: March 24, 2005 [EBook #15449]
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+Language: English
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+
+NEW FACES
+
+BY
+
+MYRA KELLY
+
+AUTHOR OF "LITTLE CITIZENS" "WARDS OF LIBERTY" "THE ISLE OF DREAMS"
+"ROSNAH" "THE GOLDEN SEASON" "LITTLE ALIENS"
+
+[Illustration: Printers Mark]
+
+_Illustrations by_
+
+CHARLES F. NEAGLE
+
+
+G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+_Copyright, 1910, By_ G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY
+
+
+
+
+NEW FACES
+
+[Illustration: "THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT," HE RETORTED. "SHE KNOWS
+THAT I SHALL MARRY HER."]
+
+
+ "Oh give me new faces, new faces, new faces
+ I have seen those about me a fortnight or more.
+ Some people grow weary of names or of places
+ But faces to me are a much greater bore."
+
+ _Andrew Lang._
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+THE PLAY'S THE THING 17
+THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS 57
+MISERY LOVES COMPANY 83
+THE CHRISTMAS GUEST 115
+WHO IS SYLVIA? 147
+THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE 187
+THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD 219
+GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS 263
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+"There's no question about it," he retorted. "She knows that I shall
+marry her."
+
+Burgess gained an interest and an occupation more absorbing than he had
+found for many years
+
+Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's eyes, was a study
+
+She swooped under the large center table, dragging Patty with her
+
+The changeless smile and the drooping plumes made three complete
+revolutions, and nestled confidingly upon the shoulder of the law
+
+Celia Anne shut her eyes tightly and fired the rifle into the air
+
+
+
+
+NEW FACES
+
+
+
+
+"THE PLAY'S THE THING"
+
+
+A business meeting of the Lady Hyacinths Shirt-Waist Club was in
+progress. The roll had been called. The twenty members were all present
+and the Secretary had read the minutes of the last meeting. These
+formalities had consumed only a few moments and the club was ready to
+fall upon its shirt waists. The sewing-machines were oiled and
+uncovered, the cutting-table was cleared, every Hyacinth had her box of
+sewing paraphernalia in her lap; and Miss Masters who had been half
+cajoled and half forced into the management of this branch of the St.
+Martha's Settlement Mission was congratulating herself upon the ease and
+expedition with which her charges were learning to transact their
+affairs, when the President drew a pencil from her pompadour and rapped
+professionally on the table. In her daytime capacity of saleslady in a
+Grand Street shoe store she would have called "cash," but as President
+of the Lady Hyacinths her speech was:
+
+"If none of you goils ain't got no more business to lay before the
+meetin' a movement to adjoin is in order."
+
+"I move we adjoin an git to woik," said Mamie Kidansky promptly. Only
+three buttonholes and the whalebones which would keep the collar well up
+behind the ears lay between her and the triumphant rearing of her shirt
+waist. Hence her zeal.
+
+Susie Meyer was preparing to second the motion. As secretary she
+disapproved of much discussion. She was always threatening to resign her
+portfolio vowing, with some show of reason, "I never would 'a' joined
+your old Hyacinths Shirt-Waists if I'd a' known I was goin' to have to
+write down all the foolish talk you goils felt like givin' up."
+
+It seemed therefore that the business meeting was closed, when a voice
+from the opposite side of the table broke in with:
+
+"Say, Rosie, why can't us goils give a play?"
+
+"Ah Jennie, you make me tired," protested the Secretary.
+
+"An' you're out of order anyway," was the President's dictum.
+
+"Where?" cried Jennie wildly, clutching her pompadour with one hand and
+the back of her belt with the other, "where, what's the matter with me?"
+
+"Go 'way back an' sit down," was the Secretary's advice, "Rosie meant
+you're out of parliamentry order. We got a motion on the table an' it's
+too late for you to butt in on it. This meetin' is goin' to adjoin."
+
+But Jennie was the spokesman of a newly-born party and her supporters
+were not going to allow her to be silenced. Even those Lady Hyacinths
+who had not been admitted to earlier consultations took kindly to the
+suggestion when they heard it.
+
+"I don't care whether she's out of order or not," one ambitious Hyacinth
+declared, "I think it would be just too lovely for anything to have a
+play. They have 'em all the time over to Rivington Street an' down to
+the Educational Alliance."
+
+"Rebecca Einstein," said the Secretary darkly, "if you're goin' to fire
+off your face about plays an' the Educational Alliances you can keep
+your own minnits, that's all! Do ye think I'm goin' to write down your
+foolishness? Well, I ain't."
+
+Again the President plied her gavel. "Goils," she remonstrated, "this
+ain't no way to act. Say, Miss Masters," she went on, "I guess the whole
+lot of us is out of order now. What would you do about it if you was me?"
+
+"I should suggest," Miss Masters answered, "that the motion to adjourn
+be carried and that the whole club go into committee on the question
+raised by Miss Meyer."
+
+"I move that we take our woik into committee with us," cried Miss
+Kidansky, not to be deflected from her buttonholes. And from such humble
+beginnings the production of Hamlet by the Lady Hyacinths sprang.
+
+Hamlet was not their first choice. It was not even their tenth and to
+the end it was not the unanimous choice. During the preliminary stages
+of the dramatic fever Miss Masters preserved that strict neutrality
+which marks the successful Settlement worker. She would help--oh, surely
+she would help--the Hyacinths, but she would not lead them. She had
+never questioned their taste in the shape and color of their shirt
+waists. Some horrid garments had resulted but to her they represented
+"self expression," and as such gave her more pleasure than any servile
+following of her advice could have done. She soon discovered that the
+latitude in the shirt waist field is far exceeded by that in the
+dramatic and she discovered too, that the Lady Hyacinths, though they
+seldom visited the theatre had strong digestions where plays were
+concerned.
+
+"East Lynne" was warmly advocated until some one discovered a
+grandmother who had seen it in her youth. Then:
+
+"Ah gee!" remarked the Lady Hyacinths, "we ain't no grave snatchers. We
+ain't goin' to dig up no dead ones. Say Miss Masters, ain't there no new
+plays we could give?"
+
+Miss Masters referred them to the public library, but not many plays are
+obtainable in book form, and the next two meetings were devoted to the
+plays of Ibsen, Bernard Shaw, Vaughan Moody. When Miss Masters descried
+this literature in the hands of the now openly mutinous Secretary she
+felt the time had come to interfere with the "self activity" of her
+charges. She promptly confiscated the second volume of "G.B.S." "For,"
+she explained "we don't want to do anything unpleasant and the writer of
+these plays himself describes them as that."
+
+"Guess we don't," the President agreed. "We got to live up to our name,
+ain't we? An' what could be pleasanter than a Hyacinth?"
+
+"Nothing, of course," agreed Miss Masters unsteadily.
+
+"There's one in this Ibsen book might do," Jennie suggested. "It's
+called 'A Dolls' House,' that's a real sweet name."
+
+"I am afraid it wouldn't do," said Miss Masters hastily.
+
+"What's the matter with it?" demanded Susie Meyer.
+
+"Well, in the first place, there are children in it--"
+
+"Cut it! 'Nough said," pronounced the President. "Them plays wid kids in
+'em is all out of style. We giv' 'East Lynne' the turn down an' there
+was only one kid in that. What else have you got in that Gibson book?
+Have you got the play with the Gibson goils in it? We could do that all
+right, all right. Ain't most of us got Gibson pleats in our shirt
+waists?"
+
+"I don't see nothin' about goils," the Secretary made answer, "but
+there's one here about ghosts. How would that do?"
+
+"Not at all," said Miss Masters firmly.
+
+"What's the matter with it?" asked one of the girls abandoning her
+sewing-machine and coming over to the table. "I seen posters of it last
+year. They are givin' it in Broadway. The costoomes would be real easy,
+just a sheet you know and your hair hanging down."
+
+"It's not about that kind of ghost," Miss Masters explained, "and I
+don't think it would do for us as there are very few people in the cast
+and one of them is a minister."
+
+"Cut it," said the President briefly, "we ain't goin' to have no hymn
+singin' in ours. We couldn't, you know," she explained to Miss Masters,
+"the most of us is Jewesses."
+
+"Katie McGuire ain't no Jewess," asserted the Secretary. "She could be
+the minister if that's all you've got against this Gibson play. I wish
+we _could_ give it. It's about the only up-to-date Broadway success we
+can find. The librarian says you can't never buy copies of Julia
+Marlowe's an' Ethel Barrymore's an' Maude Adams' plays. I guess they're
+just scared somebody like us will come along an' do 'em better than they
+do an' bust their market. Actresses," she went on, "is all jest et up
+with jealousy of one another. Is there anythin' except the minister the
+matter with 'Ghosts?'"
+
+"Everything else is the matter with it," said Miss Masters. "To begin
+with, I might as well tell you, it never was a Broadway success. It's a
+play that is read oftener than it's acted and last year, Jennie, when
+you saw the posters, it only ran for a week."
+
+"Cut it," said the President. "We ain't huntin' frosts."
+
+The brows of the Hyacinths grew furrowed and their eyes haggard in the
+search. Everyone could tell them of plays but no one knew where they
+could be found in printed form and whenever the librarian found
+something which might be suitable Miss Masters was sure to know of
+something to its disadvantage.
+
+And then the real stage, the legitimate Broadway stage intervened.
+Albert Marsden produced Hamlet and the Lady Hyacinths determined to
+follow suit.
+
+"It's kind of old," the President admitted, "but there must be some
+style left to it. They're playin' it on Broadway right now. An' we'll
+give it on East Broadway just as soon as we can git ready. Me and Mamie
+went round to the library last night an' got it out. It's got a dandy
+lot of parts in it: more than this club will ever need. An' it's got
+lots of murders an' scraps, an' court ladies an' soldiers an' kings.
+It's our play all right!"
+
+The sea of troubles into which the Lady Hyacinths plunged with so much
+enthusiasm swallowed them so completely that Miss Masters could only
+stand on its shore, looking across to Denmark and wringing her hands
+over the awful things that were happening in that unhappy land.
+Fortunately she had a friend to whom she could appeal for succour for
+the lost but still valiant Hyacinths. He was the sort of person to whom
+appeals came as naturally as honors come to some men and, since he had
+nothing to do and ample time and money with which to do it, he was
+generally helpful and resourceful. That he had once loved Miss Masters
+has nothing to do with this story. She was now engaged to be married to
+a poorer and busier man, but it was to Jack Burgess that she appealed.
+
+"Of course I know," said he when he had responded to her message and she
+had anchored him with a tea-cup and disarmed him with a smile, "of
+course I know what you want to say to me. Every girl who has refused me
+has said it sooner or later. You are saying it later--much later--than
+they generally do, but it always comes. 'You have found a wife for me.'"
+
+"I have done much better than that," she answered, "I have found work
+for you." And she sketched the distress of the Hyacinths in Denmark and
+urged him to go to their assistance.
+
+"But, my dear Margaret," he remonstrated, "What can I do? You have
+always known that 'something is rotten in the state of Denmark,' and
+yet you have let these poor innocents stir it up. I have often thought
+that poor Shakespeare added that line after the first performance. I
+intend to write that hint to Furniss one of these days."
+
+"You will write it," said Margaret Masters, "with more conviction after
+you have seen _my_ Denmark."
+
+"Very well," said he, "I'll visit Elsinore to-night, but I insist upon a
+return ticket."
+
+"You will be begging for a season ticket," she laughed. "They have
+reduced me to such a condition that I don't know whether they are
+amusing me or breaking my heart. Tell me, come, which is it? Did you
+ever hear blank verse recited with tense and reverent earnestness and a
+Bowery accent?"
+
+"I never did," said he.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Shakespeare was right," whispered Burgess to Miss Masters. "There is
+something rotten in Denmark. I've located it. It's the Prince." They
+were sitting together in a corner of the kindergarten room of the
+settlement: a large and spacious room all decked and bright with the
+paper and cardboard masterpieces of the babies who played and learned
+there in the mornings. Casts and pictures and green growing things added
+to its charm and the Lady Hyacinths so trim and neat and earnest did not
+detract from it.
+
+The sewing-machines and the cutting-table had been cast into corners and
+well in the glare of the electric light the President was exclaiming in
+a voice which would have disgraced an early phonograph, "Oh that this
+too too solid flesh would melt."
+
+It was not a dress rehearsal but the too solid Prince wore his hair low
+on his neck and a golden fillet bound his brows. Silent, he was noble.
+His walk as he came in at the end of a procession of court ladies and
+gentlemen was magnificent--slow, dejected, imperious, aloof. But
+Wittenberg had a great deal to answer for, if he had contracted his
+accent there.
+
+Gertrude, Queen of Denmark, was a Hyacinth who worked daily at hooks and
+buttonholes for an East Broadway tailor. On this night she wore none of
+her regalia save her crown and the King had done nothing at all to
+differentiate himself from Susie Lacov who officiated as waitress in a
+Jewish lunchroom.
+
+The Hyacinths had wisely decided to edit Hamlet. In this they followed
+an almost universal principle and their method was also time-honored.
+All the scenes in which unimportant members of the club or cast "came
+out strong," were eliminated. So far the Hyacinths were orthodox, but
+Rosie Rosenbaum, Prince, President and Censor, went a step further.
+
+"Git busy. Mix her up, why don't you!" she commanded later from the
+wings. The other players were laboriously wading through persiflage and
+conversation. "You folks ain't _done_ nothin' the last ten minutes only
+stand there and gas. Is that actin'? Maybe it's wrote in the book. What
+I want to know is--is it actin'?" Burgess sat suddenly erect and his
+eyes glowed. Miss Masters half rose to assume authority but he
+restrained her.
+
+"You shut up and leave me be," Polonius cried. "Ain't I got a right to
+say good-bye to my son?"
+
+"You can say good-bye all right," Rosie reminded her, "without puttin'
+up that game of talk. Give him a 'I'll be a sister to you' on the cheek
+an' git through sometime before to-morrow. Cut it, I tell you."
+
+This "off with his head" attitude on the President's part delighted
+Burgess. But the caste enjoyed it less and when the ghost was docked of
+a whole scene it grew rebellious.
+
+"If you give me any more of your lip," said the princely stage manager,
+"I'll trow you out altogether. There's lots of people wouldn't believe
+in ghosts anyway. Me grandfather seen this play in Chermany and he told
+me they didn't use the ghost at all. Nothin' but a green light with a
+voice comin' out of it."
+
+"Well, I could be the voice, couldn't I?" the ghost argued; and it was
+at this point that Miss Masters took charge of the meeting and
+introduced Mr. Burgess.
+
+"Who has offered," she went on in spite of his energetic pantomime of
+disclaimer, "to help us with our play."
+
+"That's real sweet of you, Mr. Burgess," said the President graciously.
+
+"Not at all--not at all," he answered. "It will be a pleasure, I assure
+you."
+
+"You'll excuse me, I'm sure," the Secretary broke in, "if we go right on
+with our woik while you're here. We're makin' our own costoomes, as
+much as we can. That was one reason us young ladies chose Hamlet. It's a
+play what everyone wears skoits in. It's easier for us and it ain't so
+embarrassing, and I guess our folks will like it better. You _have_ to
+think of your folks sometimes. Even if they are old-fashioned. Miss
+Masters got us pictures of Mr. Marsden's production an' every last one
+of the characters has skoits on. Hamlet's ain't no longer than a bathin'
+suit, but anyway it's there. I don't think it's real refined, myself,
+for young ladies to wear gents' suits on the stage."
+
+"And of course," a gentle-eyed little girl looked up from her sewing to
+remark,--"of course this club ain't formed just for makin' shirt waists.
+We've got a culture-an'-refinement clause in the club constitution, so
+we wouldn't want to do nothin' that wasn't real refined."
+
+[Illustration: BURGESS GAINED AN INTEREST AND AN OCCUPATION MORE
+ABSORBING THAN HE HAD FOUND FOR MANY YEARS.]
+
+"I understand," said Burgess more at a loss than a conversation had
+ever found him, "And what may I ask, is your part of the play?"
+
+"Mamie Conners is too nervous," the lady President explained "to come
+right out and act. She's 'A flourish of trumpets within an' a voice
+without an' a lady of the court an' a soldier an' a choir boy at the
+funeral.'"
+
+"Ah, Miss Conners," Burgess assured this timid but versatile Hyacinth,
+"that's only stage fright, all great actresses suffer from it at one
+time or another."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+During the weeks that followed, order gradually gained sway in Denmark
+and Burgess gained an interest and an occupation more absorbing than he
+had found for many years.
+
+"My dear Margaret," he was wont to assure Miss Masters, when she
+remonstrated with him upon his generosity, "Why shouldn't I order
+supper to be sent in for them? and why shouldn't I ask them up to the
+house for rehearsals? There's the big music room going to waste and
+those lazy beggars of servants with nothing to do, and you saw yourself
+how it brightened up poor old Aunt Priscilla. She likes it--they like
+it--I like it--you ought to like it. And you certainly can't object to
+my having taken them _en masse_ to see Marsden in the play. By George!
+I'll drag him to theirs. We'll show him an Ophelia! that Mary Conners is
+a little genius."
+
+"She is wonderful," agreed Miss Masters. "The grace of her! The dignity!
+What she herself would call the culture-an'-refinement!"
+
+"All my discovery. That tyrant of a Rosie Rosenbaum had cast her as a
+quick change, general utility woman. And in the day-time you tell me
+she's a miserable little shop-girl in a Grand Street rookery!"
+
+"That is what she used to be. But I went to the shop a day or two ago
+to ask her to come up to my house to rehearse with the new Hamlet. I
+watched her for a few moments before she noticed me. She was Ophelia to
+the life. She conversed in blank verse. She walked about with that
+little queenly air you have taught her. She was delicious, adorable. At
+first she said that she could not rehearse that night, but I told her
+you wished it and she came like a lamb. I often wonder if I did a wise
+thing in introducing them to you. Your sort of culture-an'-refinement'
+may rather upset them when the play is over and we all settle back to
+the humdrum."
+
+"You did a great kindness to me," said he, "and the best stroke of
+missionary work you'll do in a dog's age. I'm going to work."
+
+"You are not," she laughed.
+
+"I am. Shamed into it by the Lady Hyacinths."
+
+"Then perhaps the balance will be maintained. If you turn them against
+labor they will have turned you toward it."
+
+But Miss Masters' fears were groundless: the Lady Hyacinths though
+dedicated to a flower of spring were old and wise in social
+distinctions. The story of King Cophetua and the Beggar Maid would have
+drawn only a contemptuous "cut it out" from the lady President. Every
+Hyacinth of them knew her exact place in nature's garden--all except
+Mary Conners--now Ophelia--and she knew herself to be a foundling with
+no place at all. The lonely woman who had adopted her was now dead and
+Mary was quite alone in her little two-room tenement, free to dream and
+play Ophelia to her heart's content and to an imaginary Hamlet who was
+always Burgess. To her he was indeed, "The expectancy and rose of the
+fair state." "The glass of fashion and the mould of form." He was "her
+honoured lord"--"her most dear lord." But in Monroe Street she never
+deceived him. Never handed his letters over to interfering relatives.
+She could quite easily go mad and tuneful when she knew that each
+rehearsal--each lesson taught by him and so quickly learned by
+her--brought the days when she would never see him so close that she
+could almost feel their emptiness.
+
+It was well that she played to an idealized Hamlet for the real Hamlets
+came and went bewilderingly. One of Burgess's first triumphs of tact had
+been to pry the part away from the lady President and give it to the
+sturdy Secretary. There followed two other claimants to the throne in
+quick succession and then the lot fell to Rebecca Einstein and stayed
+there. Each change in the principal role necessitated readjustment
+throughout the cast and at every change the lady President was persuaded
+not to over exert herself.
+
+And still Burgess in the seclusion of the homeward bound hansom railed
+and swore.
+
+"I tell you, Margaret, that girl will ruin us. All the rest are funny.
+Overwhelmingly, incredibly funny! And pathetic! Could anything be more
+pathetic! But that awful President strikes a wrong note: Vulgarity. Take
+her out of it and we'll have a thing the like of which New York had
+never seen, for Ophelia is a genius or I miss my guess and all the rest
+are darlings."
+
+"But we can't throw out the President of the club. She must have a part.
+You have moved her down from Hamlet to Laertes--to the King--"
+
+"I did," groaned Burgess. "Will you ever forget her rendering of the
+line, "Now I could do it, Pat," and then her storming up to me to know
+"Who Pat was anyway?""
+
+"I do," laughed Margaret, "and then how you moved her on to Guildenstern
+and now you have got her down to Bernardo with all her part cut out and
+nothing except that opening line, "Who's there?" and the other: "'Tis
+now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.""
+
+"Yes, and she ruins them. I've drilled her and drilled her till my
+throat is sore and still she says it straight through her nose just as
+though she were delivering an order of 'ham and' at her hash battery.
+Just the same truculent 'Don't you dare to answer back' attitude. She's
+impossible. She must be removed."
+
+Meanwhile the Lady Hyacinths scattering to their different homes
+discussed their mentor. Ophelia and Horatio and Hamlet were going
+through Clinton Street together. Ophelia was still at Elsinore but
+Horatio was approaching common ground again.
+
+"I suppose he's Miss Masters' steady," said he to Hamlet. "He wouldn't
+come down here every other night just to help us goils out."
+
+But Ophelia was better informed. She knew Miss Masters to be engaged to
+quite another person.
+
+"Then I know," cried Horatio triumphantly. "He's stuck on Rosie
+Rosenbaum. It's her brings him."
+
+Ophelia said nothing, and Horatio having experienced an inspiration, set
+about strengthening it with proof.
+
+"It's Rosie sure enough. Ain't he learned her about every part in the
+play? Don't he keep takin' her off in corners an' goin' 'Who's there,
+'Tis now struck twelve' for about an hour every night? I wouldn't have
+nothin' to do with a feller that kept company that way, but I s'pose
+it's the style on Fifth Avenue. You know how I tell you, Ham, in the
+play that there's lots of things goin' on what you ain't on to. Well
+it's so. None of you was on to Rosie an' his nibs. You didn't ever guess
+it did you 'Pheleir?"
+
+"No," admitted Ophelia. "No, I never did."
+
+"Well it's so. You watch 'em. The style in wives is changin'. Actresses
+is goin' out an' the 'poor but honest workin' goil' is comin' in. One of
+our salesladies has a book about it. "The Bowery Bride" its name is. All
+about a shop goil what married a rich fellow and used to come back to
+the store and take her old friends carriage ridin'. If Rosie Rosenbaum
+tries it on me, I'll break her face. If she comes round me," cried the
+Prince's fellow student: "with carriages and a benevolent smile, I'll
+claw the smile off of her if I have to take the skin with it!"
+
+When Horatio and Hamlet left her, she wandered disconsolate, down to the
+river. But no willow grows aslant that brook, no flowers were there with
+which to weave fantastic garlands.
+
+"I've gone crazy all right," said poor Ophelia as she watched the lights
+of the great bridge, "but I don't drown myself until Scene VII. And I'm
+goin' up to his house to-morrow night to learn to act crazy. I guess I
+don't need much learning."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The performance of Hamlet by the Lady Hyacinths is still remembered by
+those who saw it as the most bewildering entertainment of their
+theatrical experience. The play had been cut down to its absolute
+essentials and the players, though drilled and coached in their lines
+and business, had been left quite free in the matters of interpretation
+and accent. The result was so unique that the daily press fell upon it
+with whoops of joy and published portraits of and interviews with the
+leading characters. People who had thought that only ferries and docks
+lay south of Twenty-third Street penetrated to the heart of the great
+East Side and went home again full of an altruism which lasted three
+days. And on the last night of the "run" of three nights, Jack Burgess
+brought Albert Marsden to witness it. Other spectators had always
+emerged dumb or inarticulate from the ordeal but the great actor was not
+one of them. He was blusterous and garrulous and, to Burgess' amazement,
+not at all amused.
+
+"Who is that girl who played Ophelia? Is she an East Side working girl
+or one of the mission people?"
+
+"She's a shop-girl," answered Burgess. "There's no good in your asking
+me to introduce you to her for I won't. That's been one of our rules
+from the beginning. We don't want the children to be upset and
+patronized."
+
+"Who taught her to act?"
+
+"Well, I coached them all as you know, but she never seemed to require
+any special teaching. Pretty good, isn't she?"
+
+"Pretty good! She is a genius--a wonder. This is all rot about my not
+meeting her. I am going to meet her and train her. I suppose you have
+noticed that she is a beauty too."
+
+"But she's only a child," Burgess urged. "She's only eighteen. She
+couldn't stand the life and the work and she couldn't stand the people.
+You have no idea what high ideals these girls have, and Mary
+Conners--that's the girl's name--seems to be exceptional even amongst
+them."
+
+"Too good for us, eh?" asked the actor.
+
+"Entirely too good," answered Burgess steadily.
+
+"And do you feel justified in deciding her future for her! In condemning
+her to an obscure life in the slums instead of a successful career on
+the stage?"
+
+"I do not," answered Burgess, "she must decide that for herself. I'll
+ask her and let you know."
+
+To this end he sought Miss Masters. "I want you," said he, "to ask Mary
+Conners to tea with you to-morrow afternoon. It will be Sunday so she
+can manage. And then I want you to leave us alone. I have something very
+serious to say to her."
+
+Margaret looked at him and laughed. "Then you were right," said she,
+"and I was wrong; I had found a wife for you."
+
+"For absolute inane, insensate romanticism," said he, "I recommend you
+to the recently engaged. You used to have some sense. You were clever
+enough to refuse me and now you go and forever ruin my opinion of you by
+making a remark like that."
+
+"It is not romanticism at all," she maintained. "It is the best of
+common sense. You will never be satisfied with anyone you haven't
+trained and formed to suit your own ideals. And you will never find such
+a 'quick study' as Mary."
+
+It was the earliest peep of spring and Burgess stopped on his way to
+Miss Masters' house and bought a sheaf of white hyacinths and pale
+maiden hair for the little Lady Hyacinth who was waiting for him.
+
+As soon as he was alone with her he managed to distract her attention
+from her flowers and to make her listen to Marsden's message. He set the
+case before her plainly. Without exaggeration and without extenuation.
+
+"And we don't expect you," he ended, "to make up your mind at once. You
+must consult your relatives and friends."
+
+"I have no relatives," she answered.
+
+"Your friends then."
+
+"I don't think I have many. Some of the girls in the club perhaps. The
+old book-keeper in the store where I work, perhaps Miss Masters."
+
+"And you have me," he interrupted. But she smiled at him and shook her
+head. "You were real kind about the play," said she, "but the play's all
+over now. I guess you'd better tell your friend that I'll take the
+position. I have been getting pretty tired of work in the store and I'd
+like to try this if he don't mind."
+
+"Oh, but you mustn't go into it like that," Burgess protested, "just for
+the want of something better. Acting is an art--a great art--you must be
+glad and proud."
+
+"I'll try it," she said without enthusiasm. "If you feel that way about
+it I'll try it. It can't be worse than the store. The store is just
+horrible. Oh! Mr. Burgess you can't think what it is to be Ophelia in
+the evening with princes loving you and then to be a cashier in the
+day-time that any fresh customer thinks he can get gay with. Maybe if I
+was an actress I could be Ophelia oftener. I'd do anything, Mr. Burgess,
+to get away from the store."
+
+Burgess did not answer immediately. Her earnestness had rather overcome
+her and he waited silently while she walked to the window, surreptitiously
+pressed her handkerchief against her eyes and conquered
+the sobs that threatened to choke her. Burgess watched her. The trimness
+of her figure, the absolute neatness and propriety of her dress, the
+poise and restraint of her manner. Then she turned and he rose to meet her.
+
+"Mary," said he, "you never in all the time I've known you have failed
+to do what I asked you. Will you do something for me now?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she answered simply.
+
+"Then sit down in that chair and take this watch of mine in your hand
+and don't say one single, solitary, lonely word for five minutes. No
+matter what happens: no matter what anyone says or does. Will you
+promise?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she answered again.
+
+"Well then," he began, "I know another man who wants you--this stage
+idea is not the only way out of the store. Remember you're not to
+speak--this other man wants to marry you."
+
+A scarlet flush sprang to Mary's face and slowly ebbed away again leaving
+her deadly pale. She kept her word in letter but hardly in spirit for
+she looked at him through tear-filled eyes, and shook her head.
+
+"Of course you can't be expected to take to the idea just at first,"
+said he, as if she had spoken, "but I want you to think it over. The man
+is a well-off, gentlemanly sort of chap. Miles too old for you of
+course--for you're not twenty and he's nearly forty--but I think he
+would make you happy. I know he'd try with all the strength that's in him."
+
+Blank incredulity was on Mary's face. She glanced at the watch and up at
+him and again she shook her head.
+
+"This man," Burgess went on, "is a friend of Miss Masters and it was
+through her that he first heard of the Lady Hyacinths. He was an idler
+then. A shiftless, worthless loafer, but the Lady Hyacinths made a man
+of him and he's gone out and got a job."
+
+Comprehension overwhelming, overmastering, flashed into Mary's eyes. But
+her promise held her silent and in her chair. Again it was as though she
+had spoken.
+
+"Yes, I see you understand--you probably think of me as an old man past
+the time of love and yet I love you."
+
+ "Doubt thou the stars are fire;
+ Doubt that the sun doth move;
+ Doubt truth to be a liar;
+ But never doubt I love."
+
+"That's all I have to offer you, sweetheart. Just love and my life," and
+he in turn went to the window and looked out into the gathering dusk.
+
+Mary sat absolutely still. She knew now that she was dreaming. Just so
+the dream had always run and when the five minutes were past, she rose
+and went to him: a true Ophelia, her arms all full of hyacinths.
+
+"My honored Lord," said she. He turned, and the dream held.
+
+
+
+
+THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS
+
+
+The Pennsylvania Limited was approaching Jersey City and the afternoon
+was approaching three o'clock when Mr. John Blake turned to Mrs. John
+Blake, née Marjorie Underwood, a bride of about three hours, and
+precipitated the first discussion of their hitherto happy married life.
+
+"Your Uncle Richard Underwood," said he--the earlier discussions in the
+wedded state are usually founded upon relations--"is as stupid as he is
+kind. It was very good of him to arrange that I should meet old
+Nicholson. Any young fellow in the country would give his eyes for the
+chance. But to make an appointment for a fellow at four o'clock in the
+afternoon of his wedding day is a thing of which no one, except your
+Uncle Richard, would be capable. He might have known that I couldn't go."
+
+"But you must go," urged the bride, "it's the chance of a lifetime.
+Besides which," she added with a pretty little air of practicality, "we
+can't afford to throw away an opportunity like this. We may never get
+another one, and if you don't go how are you to explain it to Uncle
+Richard when we dine there to-morrow night?--you know we promised to,
+when he was last at West Hills."
+
+"But what," suggested her husband--"what if, in grasping at the shadow,
+I lose the reality? I'd rather lose twenty opportunities than my only
+wife, and what's to become of you while I go down to Broad Street? Do
+you propose to sit in the station?"
+
+"I propose nothing of the kind," she laughed. "I shall go straight to
+the Ruissillard and wait for you. Dick and Gladys may be there already."
+
+Although Mr. John Blake received this suggestion with elaborate
+disfavor and disclaimer it was clear to the pretty eyes of Mrs. John
+Blake that he hailed it with delight, and she was full of theories upon
+marital co-operation and of eagerness to put them into practice. None of
+her husband's objections could daunt her, and before he had adjusted
+himself to the situation he had packed his wife into a hansom, given the
+cabman careful instructions and a careless tip, and was standing on the
+step admonishing his bride:
+
+"Be sure to tell them that we must have out-side rooms. Have the baggage
+sent up, but don't touch it. If you open a trunk or lift a tray before I
+arrive I shall instantly send you home to your mother as incorrigible."
+
+"Very well," she agreed; "I'll be good."
+
+"And then, if Gladys is there--it's only an off-chance that they come
+before to-morrow--get her to sit with you. But don't go wandering about
+the hotel by yourself. And, above all, don't go out."
+
+"Goosie," said she, "of course I shan't go out. Where should I go?"
+
+"And you're sure, sure, sure that you don't mind?" he asked for the
+dozenth time.
+
+"Goosie," said she again, "I am quite, quite sure of it. Now go or you
+will surely miss your appointment and disappoint your uncle."
+
+After two or three more questions of his and assurances of hers the cab
+was allowed to swing out into the current. John had given the driver
+careful navigation orders, and Marjorie leaned back contentedly enough
+and watched the busy people, all hot and haggard, as New York's people
+sometimes are in the first warm days of May. Her collection of
+illustrated post-cards had prepared her to identify many of the places
+she passed, but once or twice she felt, a little ruefully the difference
+between this, her actual first glimpse of New York and the same first
+glimpse as she and John had planned it before the benign, but hardly
+felicitous, interference of Uncle Richard. This feeling of loneliness
+was strongly in the ascendent when the cab stopped under an ornate
+portico and two large male creatures, in powdered wigs and white silk
+stockings, emerged before her astonished eyes. Open flew her little
+door, down jumped the cabman, out rushed other menials and laid hands
+upon her baggage. Horses fretted, pedestrians risked their lives, motors
+snorted and newsboys clamored as an enormous police-appearing person
+assisted her to alight. He had such an air of having been expecting and
+longing for her arrival that she wondered innocently whether John had
+telephoned about her. This thought persisted with her until she and her
+following of baggage-laden pages drew up before the desk, but it fell
+from her with a crash when she encountered the aloof, impersonal,
+world-weary regard of the presiding clerk. In all Marjorie's happy life
+she had never met anything but welcome. The belle of a fast-growing town
+is rather a sheltered person, and not even the most confiding of
+ingénues could detect a spark of greeting in the lackadaisical regard of
+this highly-manicured young man.
+
+Marjorie began her story, began to recite her lesson: "Outside rooms,
+not lower than the fourth nor higher than the eighth floor; the Fifth
+Avenue side if possible--and was Mrs. Robert Blake in?"
+
+The lackadaisical young man consulted the register with a disparaging eye.
+
+"Not staying here," Marjorie understood him to remark.
+
+"Oh, it doesn't matter--but about the rooms?"
+
+"Front!" drawled the young man, and several blue-clad bellboys ceased
+from lolling on a bench and approached the desk.
+
+"Register here," commanded the clerk, twirling the big book on its
+turn-table toward Marjorie so suddenly that she jumped, and laying his
+pink-tinted finger on its first blank line.
+
+"No, thank you," she stammered, "I was not to register until my
+husband--" and her heart cried out within her for that she was saying
+these new, dear words for the first time to so unresponsive a
+stranger--"told me not to register until he should come and see that the
+rooms were satisfactory. He will be here presently."
+
+"We have no unsatisfactory rooms," was the answer, followed by: "Front
+625 and 6," and fresh pages and bellboys fell upon the yellow baggage,
+and Marjorie, in a hot confusion of counting her property and wondering
+how to resent the young man's impertinence, turned to follow them.
+
+"One moment, madam," the clerk murmured; "name and address, please." The
+pages were escaping with the bags, and Mrs. Blake hardly turned as she
+answered, according to the habit of her lifetime:
+
+"Underwood, West Hills, N.J.," and flew to the elevator, which had
+already swallowed her baggage and the boys. Up to suite Number 625 and 6
+she was conducted by her blue-clad attendants, who opened the windows,
+pushed the furniture about--then waited; who fetched ice water, drew
+down shades--and waited; who closed the windows, drew up the shades,
+shifted the baggage from sofa to armchair, unbuckled the straps of a
+suitcase, indicated the telephone--and waited; who put the bags on the
+bed, opened the windows, pushed the furniture back against the wall--and
+waited. Marjorie viewed all these manoeuvres with amused but
+unsophisticated eyes. She smiled serenely at the smiling bellboys--while
+they waited. She thanked them prettily for their assistance--and they
+waited. She dismissed them still prettily, and it is to be regretted
+that, in the privacy of the hall, they swore.
+
+She then took possession of her little domain. The clerk, however
+unbearably, had spoken the truth, and the rooms were charming. There
+could be no question, she decided, of going farther. She spread her
+pretty wedding silver on the dressing-table, she hung her negligée with
+her hat and coat in the closet. She went down on her knees and
+investigated the slide which was to lead shoes to the bootblack; she
+tested, with her bridal glove-stretcher, the electrical device in the
+bathroom for the heating of curling irons. She studied all the pictures,
+drew out all the drawers, examined the furniture and bric-a-brac, and
+then she looked at her watch. Only half an hour was gone.
+
+She went to the window and watched the hats of the passing multitude,
+noting how short and fore-shortened all the figures seemed and how
+queerly the horses passed along beneath her, without visible legs to
+move them. Still an hour before John could be expected.
+
+And then their trunks, hers large and his small, made their thumping
+entrance. The porter crossed to the window and raised the shade, crossed
+to her trunk and undid its straps, dried his moistened brow--and waited.
+Marjorie thanked him and smiled. He smiled and waited, drying his brow
+industriously the while. No village black-smith ever had so damp a brow
+as he. She sympathized with him in the matter of the heat; he
+agreed--and waited. He undid the straps of John's trunk; he moved her
+trunk into greater proximity to the window and the light; he carried
+John's trunk into the sitting-room; he performed innumerable feats of
+prowess before her. But she only smiled and commended in an unfinancial
+way. Finally he laid violent hands upon his truck and retreated into the
+hall, swearing, as became his age, more luridly than the bellboys.
+
+Once more Marjorie looked out into the street for a while and began to
+plan the exact form of greeting with which she should meet John. It
+already seemed an eternity since she had parted with him. She drew the
+pretty evening dress which she had chosen for this and most important
+evening from its tissue-paper nest in the upper tray of her trunk. Its
+daintiness comforted and cheered her, as a friend's face might have
+done, and under its impetus she found calm enough to rearrange her hair,
+and, with many a shy recoil and shy caress, to lay out John's evening
+things for him, as she had often laid out her father's. How surprised,
+she smiled, he would be. How delighted, when he came, to find everything
+so comfy and domestic. Surely it was time for him to come. Presently it
+was late, and yet he did not come. She evolved another form of greeting:
+he did not deserve comfort and domesticity when he did not set more
+store on them than on a stupid interview in a stuffy office. He should
+see that an appointment with old Nicholson could not be allowed to
+interfere with their home life; that, simply because they were married
+now, he could not neglect her with impunity.
+
+She practised the detached, casual sort of smile with which she would
+greet him, and the patient, uninterested silence with which she would
+listen to his apologies. Then, realizing that these histrionics would be
+somewhat marred by a pink negligée, she struggled into her dinner dress.
+
+It was then seven o'clock and time to practise some more vehement reception
+for the laggard. It went well--very well. Any man would have been
+annihilated by it, but there was still no man when half-past seven came.
+
+Quite suddenly she fell into a panic. John was dead! She had heard and
+read of the perils of New York. She had seen a hundred potential
+accidents on her drive from the ferry. Trolley, anarchist, elevated
+railroad, collapsed buildings, frightened horses, runaway automobiles.
+Her dear John! Her mangled husband! Passing out of the world, even while
+she, his widowed bride, was dressing in hideous colors, and thinking so
+falsely of him!
+
+He must be brought to her. Some one should go and say something to
+somebody! Telephone Uncle Richard! She flew to the directory, which had
+interested her so little when the polite bellboy of the itching palm had
+pointed it out to her, and presently she had startled a respectable old
+stockbroker, so thoroughly and so hastily that he burst into his wife's
+presence with the news that John Blake had met with a frightful accident
+and was being carried to the hotel in the automobile of some rich
+gentleman from Paterson, New Jersey.
+
+"Hurry down there at once," commanded Aunt Richard, who was as staid
+and practical as the wife of a stockbroker ought to be, "and bring the
+two poor lambs here in your car. Take the big one. They'll want plenty
+of room to lay him flat. I'll have the nurse and the doctor here and a
+room ready. Get there if possible before he does, so as not to move him
+about too often."
+
+Meanwhile Mrs. John Blake, bride now of nearly eight hours, lay in a
+stricken heap upon the bed, bedewing with hot tears the shirt she had so
+dutifully laid ready for Mr. John Blake, and which now he was never more
+to wear. And Mr. John Blake, in a hurricane of fear, exasperation and
+bewilderment, a taxicab, and the swift-falling darkness, fared from
+hotel to hotel and demanded speech with Mrs. John Blake, a young lady in
+blue with several handbags and some heavy luggage, who had arrived at
+some hotel early that afternoon.
+
+His interview with old Nicholson had been short and satisfactory, and
+at about five-thirty o'clock he was at the Ruissillard inquiring for Mrs.
+J. Blake's number and floor with a confidence he was soon to lose. There
+was no such person. No such name. Then could the clerk tell him whether,
+and why, she had gone elsewhere. A slim and tall young lady in blue.
+
+The clerk really couldn't say. He had been on duty for only half an
+hour. There was no person of the name of Blake in the hotel. Sometimes
+guests who failed to find just the accommodation they wanted went over
+to the Blinheim, just across the avenue. So the bridegroom set out upon
+his quest and the clerk, less world-weary than his predecessor, turned
+back to the telephone-girl.
+
+Presently there approached the desk a brisk, business-like person who
+asked a few business-like questions and then registered in a bold and
+flowing hand, "Mr. and Mrs. Robert Blake, Boston."
+
+"My husband," she announced, "will be here presently."
+
+"He was here ten minutes ago," said the clerk, and added particulars.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," replied the slightly-puzzled but quite unexcited
+lady; "he'll be back." And then, accompanied by bags and suitcases, she
+vanished aloft.
+
+"Missed connections, somehow," commented the clerk to the stenographer,
+and gave himself to the contemplation of "Past Performances" in the
+_Evening Telegram_, and to ordinary routine of a hotel office for an
+hour or so, when, to prove the wisdom of the lady's calm, the excited
+Mr. John Blake returned.
+
+"There must be some mistake," he began darkly, "I've been to every
+hotel--"
+
+"Lady came ten minutes after you left," said the genial clerk. "Front,
+show the gentleman to 450." And, presently, John was explaining his
+dilemma to Gladys, the pretty wife of his cousin Bob. "She is somewhere
+in this hotel," he fumed, "and I'll find her if I have to search it room
+by room."
+
+The office was hardly quiet after the appearance and disappearance of
+Mr. John Blake, when the clerk and the telephone-girl were again
+interrupted by an excited gentleman. His white whiskers framed an
+anxious, kindly face, his white waistcoat bound a true and tender heart.
+
+"Has Mr. Blake arrived?" he demanded with some haste.
+
+"Just a minute ago," the clerk replied, and was surprised at the
+disappointment his answer caused.
+
+"I must see him," cried the old gentleman. "You needn't announce me.
+I'll go right up. I'm his wife's uncle, and she telephoned me to come."
+
+"Front!" called the clerk. "This gentleman to 450."
+
+At the door of 450 he dismissed his guide with suitable _largesse_, and
+softly entered the room. It was brightly illuminated, and Uncle Richard
+was able clearly to contemplate his nephew of eight hours in animated
+converse with a handsome woman in evening dress.
+
+"I think, sir," said the woman, "that there is some mistake."
+
+"I agree with you, madam," said Uncle Richard, "and I'm sorry for it."
+
+"But you are exactly the man to help us," cried the nephew; "we are in
+an awful state."
+
+"I agree with you, sir," repeated Uncle Richard.
+
+"You _must_ know how to help us," urged the nephew. "I've lost
+Marjorie."
+
+"So I should have inferred. But she had already thrown herself away."
+
+"She's _lost_!" stormed the bridegroom. "Don't you understand? Lost,
+lost, lost!"
+
+"I rather think he misunderstands," the handsome woman interrupted.
+"You've not told him, John, who I am."
+
+"You are mistaken," replied Uncle Richard with a horrible suavity; "I
+understand enough. That poor child telephoned to me not twenty minutes
+ago that her husband was injured, perhaps mortally, and implored my
+help. I left my dinner to come to his assistance and I find
+him--here--and thus."
+
+"Twenty minutes ago?" yelled John, leaping upon his new relative and
+quite disregarding that gentleman's last words. "Where was she? Did she
+tell you where to look for her?"
+
+"So, sir," stormed Uncle Richard, "the poor, deluded child has left you
+and turned to her faithful old uncle! Allow me to say that you're a
+blackguard, sir, and to wish you good-bye."
+
+"If you dare to move," stormed John Blake, "until you tell me where my
+wife is, I'll strangle you. Now listen to me. This is Mrs. Bob Blake,
+wife of my cousin Robert. She's an old friend of Marjorie's. We had a
+half engagement to meet here this week. Bob is due any minute, but
+Marjorie is lost. There is only one record of a Blake in to-day's
+register and that's this room and this lady--when Marjorie left me at
+the ferry she was coming here, straight. I've been to all the possible
+hotels. She is nowhere. You say she telephoned to you. From where?"
+
+"She didn't say," answered Uncle Richard, shame-facedly, and added still
+more dejectedly, "I didn't ask. She said in a letter her aunt received
+this morning that she was coming here. So I inferred that she was here."
+
+"Then she is here," cried Gladys. "It's some stupid mistake in the
+office."
+
+"I'll go down to that chap," John threatened, "and if he doesn't
+instantly produce Marjorie I'll shoot him."
+
+[Illustration: UNCLE RICHARD'S FACE, AS HE MET JOHN'S EYES, WAS A STUDY.]
+
+"You'll do nothing of the sort," his uncle contradicted, "the child
+appealed to me and I am the one to rescue her. I shall interview the
+manager. I know him. You may come with me if you like."
+
+Down at the desk they accosted the still-courteous clerk. Uncle Richard
+produced his card, and, before he could ask for the manager the clerk
+flicked a memorandum out of one pigeon-hole, a key out of another, and
+twirled the register on its turn-table almost into the midst of the
+white waistcoat.
+
+"The lady has been expecting you for hours, Mr. Underwood," said he.
+"Looked for you quite early in the afternoon, so the maid says. Register
+here, please. Quite hysterical, she is, they tell me, and the maid was
+asking for the doctor--Front! 625!"
+
+Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's eyes, was a study. The
+telephone-girl disentangled the receiver from her pompadour so that she
+might hear without hindrance the speech which was bursting through the
+swelling buttons of the white waistcoat and making the white whiskers
+quiver.
+
+"I know nothing whatever about _any_ lady in _any_ of your rooms," he
+roared, greatly to the delight of the bellboys. "I know nothing about
+your Underwood woman, with her doctors and her hysterics. I want to see
+the manager."
+
+"If," said the telephone maiden, adjusting her skirt at the hips and
+shaking her figure into greater conformity with the ideal she had set
+before it--"If this gentleman is 2525 Gram., then the lady in 625 rang
+him up at seven-thirty and held the wire seven minutes talkin' to him
+and cryin' to beat Sousa's band. All about her uncle she was talkin'. I
+guess it was him, all right, all right. His voice sounds sort of
+familiar to me when he talks mad."
+
+But John had neither eyes nor ears for Uncle Richard's wrath. He
+snatched the key and the paper upon which the supercilious clerk had
+inscribed, at Marjorie's embarrassed dictation, "Mrs. Underwood, West
+Hills, N.J. (husband to arrive later), 625 and 6," and, since love is
+keen, he jumped to the right conclusion and the open elevator without
+further delay.
+
+An hour or so later the attention of the clerk and the telephone-girl
+was again drawn to the complicated Blakes. A party of four sauntered out
+of the dining-room and approached the desk.
+
+"I'll register now, I think," said John. And when he had finished he
+turned to the star-eyed girl behind him.
+
+"Look carefully at this, Marjorie," he admonished. "Mr. and Mrs. John
+Blake. _You_ are Mrs. John Blake. Do you think you can remember that?"
+
+"Don't laugh at me," she pleaded, "Gladys says it was a most natural
+mistake, and so does Bob. Don't you, Gladys and Bob?"
+
+"An almost inevitable mistake," they chorused mendaciously, "but," added
+Bob, "a rather disastrous mistake for your uncle to explain to his wife,
+the doctor and the nurse. He'll be able for it, though; I never saw so
+game an old chap."
+
+"And I'll never do it again," she promised. People never do when they've
+been married a long, long time, and I feel as though I had been married
+thousands and thousands of years."
+
+"Poor, tired little girl," said John, "you have had a rather indifferent
+time of it. Say good-night to Dick and Gladys. Come, my dear."
+
+
+
+
+MISERY LOVES COMPANY.
+
+
+"But, Win," remonstrated the bride-elect, "I really don't think we
+_could_. Wouldn't it look awfully strange? I don't think I ever heard of
+its being done."
+
+"Neither did I," he agreed. "And yet I want you to do it. Look at it
+from my point of view. I persuade John Mead to stop wandering around the
+world and to take an apartment with me here in New York. Then I meet
+you. The inevitable happens and in less than a year John is to be left
+desolate. You know how eccentric he is, and how hard it will be for him
+to get on with any other companion--"
+
+"I know," said Patty, "that he never will find any one--but you--to put
+up with his eccentricities."
+
+"And then, as if abandoning him were not bad enough, I go and maim the
+poor beggar: blind him temporarily--permanently, if he is not taken care
+of--and disfigure him beyond all description. Honestly, Patty, you never
+saw anything like him."
+
+"I know," said she, "I know. A pair of black eyes."
+
+"Black!" he cried, "why, they're all the colors of the rainbow and two
+more beside, as the story-book says. All the way from his hair to his
+mustache he is one lurid sunset. I don't want to minimize this thing. It
+has only one redeeming feature: he will be a complete disguise. No
+amount of rice or ribbon could counteract his sinister companionship. No
+bridal suspicions could live in the light of it. Doesn't that thought
+help?".
+
+The conversation wandered into personalities and back again, as a
+conversation may three days before a wedding, but Patty was not entirely
+won over to Hawley's view of his responsibility for having with
+unprecedented dexterity and precision planted a smashing "right" on the
+bridge of his friend's nose in the course of an amicable "bout."
+
+"And the oculist chap says," Winthrop urged, "that he simply must not be
+allowed to use his eyes. I'm the only one who takes any interest in him
+or has any control over him, and to abandon him now would be an awful
+responsibility. Can't you see that, dear? If we stay at home to take
+care of him he will understand why we're doing it, and he'd vanish. Do
+let me put him into a motor mask and attach him to the procession."
+
+"Well, of course, Win," Patty answered, "of course we must have him if
+you feel so strongly about it. It's a pity," she ended mischievously,
+"that he dislikes me so much."
+
+"That's because you dislike him. But just wait till you know one
+another."
+
+"I will," she answered with a spirit which promised well for the future.
+"I'll wait."
+
+And Winthrop was so touched and gratified by her complaisance that he
+had no alternative, save to duplicate it, when the following evening
+brought him this communication:
+
+"Kate Perry and I were playing golf this morning. And, oh! Win, it seems
+just too dreadful! I banged her between the eyes with my driver. I can't
+think how I ever did it. She's not fit to be seen. Awful! worse than Mr.
+Mead can possibly be. She can't stay here and she can't go home to
+Washington.
+
+"So, now, if you will consent, we shall be four instead of three. Let me
+take poor Kate. She can wear a thick veil and sit in behind with Mr.
+Mead, in his goggles, and leave the front seats for us. They'll be
+company for one another."
+
+Winthrop questioned this final sentence. A supercilious, spoiled
+beauty--a beauty now doubly spoiled and presumedly bad tempered--was
+hardly an ideal companion for the misanthropic Mead.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The wedding took place in the morning and the beginning of the honeymoon
+was prosaic enough. Winthrop and Patty sat in the front seat of the
+throbbing touring car, while hysterical bridesmaids and vengeful
+groomsmen showered the requisite quantities of rice, confetti and old
+slippers upon them.
+
+It was at the New York side of the ferry that a shrouded female joined
+them, and it was at the Hoboken side of the river that a be-goggled
+young man was added unto her. The bride rushed through the formula of
+introduction: a readjustment of dress-suit cases and miniature trunks
+was effected, and the disguise which the bridegroom had predicted was
+complete. The most romantic onlooker would not have suspected them of
+concealing a honeymoon about them.
+
+It was nearly six o'clock when at last they reached their destination,
+the little town of Rapidan, in New Jersey, and stopped before the
+Empress Hotel. Hawley had visited Rapidan once before, as a member of
+his college glee club, and he had recalled it instantly when Mead's
+disfigurement made sequestration imperative.
+
+The motor sobbed itself to a standstill: several children and dogs
+gathered to inspect it, and then finding more interest and novelty in
+Mead's mask turned their attention to him.
+
+The Empress had evidently been dethroned for some years, and the
+hospitality she afforded her guests was of an impoverished sort. Hawley,
+approaching the desk to make enquiries, was met by a clerk incredibly
+arrayed, and the intelligence that the whole house was theirs to choose,
+except for two small rooms on the third floor occupied by two gentlemen
+who "traveled" respectively in sarsaparilla and molasses.
+
+Hawley returned to his friends and repeated this information.
+
+"How perfectly sweet of them," cried the irresponsible bride. "Oh! Win,
+we must stay here and see them. Isn't it the dearest sleepy hollow of a
+place?"
+
+Attended by the impressed and impressive clerk, they made an inspection
+of the house. Mr. and Mrs. Hawley settled upon a suite just over the
+main entrance. Mead was established across the hall. But Kate found a
+wonderful panorama which could only be seen from the rooms on the third
+floor, and there, down a dreary length of oil-clothed hall, she bestowed
+herself and her belongings.
+
+"For I must," she explained to Patty, "I simply _must_ get out of this
+veil and breathe, and I shouldn't dare to do it within reach of that
+horribly supercilious friend of Winthrop's. I'm going to plead headache
+or something, and have my dinner sent up here."
+
+Mead, meanwhile, was unfolding similar plans to Hawley. "I should have
+joined you," said he, "if your wife's friend had been a little less
+self-sufficient and unsympathetic. Of course, I don't require any
+sympathy; but I don't want ridicule either. So, while she is of the
+party I'll have my meals in my room. I can't act the 'Man in the Iron
+Mask' forever. You just leave the ladies together after dinner and come
+up here for a pipe with me."
+
+And when Mr. and Mrs. Hawley next encountered one another and reported
+the wishes of their friends, he suggested and she rapturously agreed,
+that they should dine in their horse-hair-covered sitting-room.
+
+"I have a reason, dear," she told him, "for not wishing to go to the
+dining-room for our first meal together. I'll explain later."
+
+"Your wishing it is enough," he answered before the conversation sank to
+banalities.
+
+And when these several intentions were made clear to the conscientious
+clerk, he sent for the police force of the town--it consisted of a mild,
+little old man in a uniform and helmet which might have belonged to some
+mountainous member of the Broadway Squad in its prime--and implored him
+to spend the evening in the hall.
+
+"They're beginning to act up funny already," the clerk imparted. "This
+eatin' all over the house don't seem just right to me. What do they
+think the dining-room's for anyway? Sam was up with the bag belonging to
+the single fellow, and he says he's got the worst looking pair of black
+eyes he ever saw. Here, Sam, you come and tell Jimmie what he looks
+like."
+
+Sam, a middle-aged combination of porter, bellboy, furnace-man, office
+assistant and emergency barkeeper was but newly launched upon his
+description of Mead's face, when the chambermaid, who was also the
+waitress and housekeeper, broke in upon them with the intelligence that
+never in all her born days _or_ nights had she seen anything like the
+face of the young lady on the third floor.
+
+"What's the matter with her," said the clerk suspiciously, with a look
+which warned Jimmie to be at once a Bingham and a Sherlock Holmes.
+
+"Why, Horace," she answered tragically, "that girl has two of the most
+awful black eyes. The whites of them is red and then comes purple and
+green and yellow. I guess they was meant to be blue."
+
+This chromatic scale was too much for Jimmie. He reeled where he sat and
+then, the postman opportunely arriving, sent word to Mrs. Jimmie that
+duty would keep him from her all the night.
+
+"Tell her," he huskily charged his messenger, "that there is suspicious
+circumstances going on in this house."
+
+"You bet there is," the clerk agreed. "It looks like a case of attempted
+murder to me."
+
+"Divorce, more likely," was Jimmie's professional opinion, but he had
+scant time to enlarge upon it before the waitress, outraged to the point
+of tears, broke out of her domain. She brought with her an atmosphere of
+long-dead beefsteak, chops and onions, and she shrilled for an answer to
+her question.
+
+"What's the matter with 'em anyway? Ain't the dining-room good enough
+for 'em to eat in? It done all right for Judge Campbell's funeral this
+afternoon, and I found a real sweet wreath on that there whatnot in the
+corner. The candles wasn't all burnt up neither, an' I set out four of
+'em on the four corners. It looks elegant, an' them tube-roses smells
+grand. An' when I told that young lady what's got the use of her eyes
+how glad I was they happened in when we was so well fixed for
+decorations, she looked awful funny. Most like she was cross-eyed."
+
+"They all seem to have eye-trouble," Jimmie commented. "Do you suppose
+they're running away from one of these here blind asylums."
+
+"Lunatic asylum, most likely," the cheerful clerk contributed.
+
+When the other two guests ceased from traveling in molasses and
+sarsaparilla and returned to their quiet hostelry, all these surmises
+had hardened into certainties, and were imparted to them with a new maze
+of suspicion, more dense, more deadly, and more strictly in accordance
+with the principles laid down in "Dandy Dick, the Boy Detective."
+
+Madeline, the waitress, reported further particulars as she ministered
+to the creature-comforts of the traveling gentlemen dining alone among
+the funeral-baked meats. So interested and excited did these gentlemen
+become that they determined to interview, or at least to see, their
+mysterious fellow guests.
+
+When their elaborate supper had reached its apotheosis of stewed prunes
+and blue-boiled rice, Hawley and Mead had gone out for a meditative and
+tobacco-shrouded stroll. They passed through the hall and inspiration
+awoke in Jimmie.
+
+"By gum," said he, "I know them now. I suspicioned them from the first
+by what Horace told me. But now I've got them sure. You mind that time I
+was down to New York and was showed over Police Headquarters, by
+professional etiquette?"
+
+"Sure," they all agreed. It was indeed a reminiscence, the details of
+which had been playing havoc with Rapidan's nerves for the past fifteen
+years. They felt that they could not bear it now.
+
+"Well," continued Jimmie, gathering his auditors close about him by the
+husky whisper he now adopted, "I see them two fellers then. Mebbe 'twas
+in the Rogue's Gallery and mebbe it was in the cells. I ain't worked it
+down that fine yet, but I'll think and pray on it and let you know when
+I get light."
+
+When the staff and the commercial guests of the Empress Hotel were
+waiting to see illumination burst through the blue-shrouded protector,
+the bridal party was veering momentarily further from the normal. For
+the deserted bride, alone in the desolate best sitting-room, laid her
+head upon her arms and laughed and laughed. She had made one cautious
+descent to the ground floor in search of diversion, and meeting Jimmie,
+she found it. After a conversation strictly categorical upon his side
+and widely misleading upon hers, she had gone up stairs again and halted
+in the upper hall just long enough to hear Jimmie's triumphant:
+
+"Well, we know _her_ name anyway."
+
+"What is it?" hissed Horace, while the porter relieved himself of a quid
+of tobacco so that nothing should interfere with his hearing and
+attention.
+
+"Huh!" ejaculated Jimmie, "you bin a hotel clerk two years and sold
+seegars all that time (when you could) and you don't know Ruby
+Mandeville when she stands before you."
+
+A box of the "Flor de" that gifted songstress, was soon produced and
+pried open, and the effulgent charms of its godmother compared with the
+less effulgent, but no less charming figure which had just trailed away.
+
+"It's her, sure as you're born," cried the gentleman who traveled in
+molasses, absent-mindedly abstracting three cigars and conveying them
+surreptitiously to his coat pocket.
+
+"She's fallen off some in flesh," commented Horace, as with careful
+presence of mind he drew out his daybook and entered a charge for those
+three cigars.
+
+"But she don't fool me," said Jimmie, "she can put flesh on or she can
+take it off--"
+
+"My, how you talk!" shrilled the chambermaid-bellboy, "you'd think you
+was talkin' about clothes."
+
+"It ain't no different to them," Jimmie maintained. "That's one of the
+things us detekitives has got to watch out for."
+
+"What do you s'pose she's doing here?" asked the porter.
+
+"Gettin' married again most likely. That's about all she does nowadays."
+
+Patty was still chuckling and choking over these remarks, when the door
+of the sitting-room opened cautiously and Kate Perry, swathed in her
+motor veil, looked in.
+
+"Are we alone?" she demanded with proper melodramatic accent.
+
+"We are," the bride answered, "Winthrop and Mr. Mead have gone out for a
+smoke."
+
+"Then I want you to tell me if I'm fading at all. I've been looking at
+it upstairs, in a little two-by-three mirror, and taken that way, by
+inches, it looks awful. Tell me what you think?" She removed the veil
+and presented her damaged face for her friend's inspection. There was
+not much improvement to report, but the always optimistic Patty did what
+she could with it.
+
+[Illustration: SHE SWOOPED UNDER THE LARGE CENTER TABLE, DRAGGING PATTY
+WITH HER.]
+
+"The left cheek," she pronounced, "is really better, less swollen,
+less--Oh! Kate, here they come."
+
+Miss Perry began to readjust her charitable gray chiffon veil. It was
+one of those which are built around a circular aperture, and as the
+steps in the hall came ever closer she, in one last frantic effort
+succeeded in framing the most lurid of her eyes in this opening. Casting
+one last look into the mirror, she swooped under the large center-table,
+dragging Patty with her, and disposing their various frills and ribbons
+under the long-hanging tablecover.
+
+"If they don't find either of us," she whispered, "they'll go away to
+look for us."
+
+She had no time to say more, and Patty had no time to say anything
+before the door opened and presented to their limited range of vision,
+two utterly strange pairs of shoes and the hems of alien trousers.
+
+"I hope you will excuse me, Miss," began the molasses gentleman, so full
+of his entrance speech that he said the first part of it before he
+noticed that the room was empty. And then turned to rend his fellow
+adventurer, who was laughing at him.
+
+"Didn't Horace tell us," he stormed, "that she was here, and wasn't you
+going to say how you had saw her in the original 'Black Crook?'"
+
+"I seen her all right," said his more grammatical friend, with heavy
+emphasis.
+
+"Do you see her now?" demanded the irate molasses traveler.
+
+"I do not, but I'll set here 'til she comes."
+
+They both sat. Not indeed until the arrival of Ruby Mandeville, but
+until Hawley and Mead made their appearance, and made it, too, very
+plain that they had not expected and did not enjoy the society of the
+travelers.
+
+"Where are the ladies?" asked Hawley.
+
+"Search us," responded the travelers.
+
+"They must have gone to their rooms," said the bridegroom. "If these
+gentlemen don't object to our waiting here," he went on with a fine and
+wasted sarcasm.
+
+"Set right down," said the genial sarsaparilla man, and to further
+promote good feeling he tendered his remaining "Ruby Mandeville" cigar.
+
+"Your friend," said he affably, "does he always wear them goggles?"
+
+"Always," answered Hawley. "Eats in them, sleeps in them."
+
+"Born in them," supplemented Mead savagely.
+
+They sat and waited for yet a few moments, and though Mead did not add
+geniality to the conversation, he certainly contributed interest to it.
+For his views on honeymoon etiquette being strong within him, and an
+audience made to his hand, he went on to amplify some of the theories
+with which he had been trying to undermine Winthrop's loyalty.
+
+"I am persuaded that most of the disappointments of married life are due
+to the impossible standards set up at the beginning. Look at it this
+way. You know the fuss most wives make about the hours a husband keeps.
+Well! suppose Mr. Hawley comes out in the car with me to-night. I know
+some fellows who have a summer studio near here. We'll run over and make
+a night of it."
+
+"Say," the molasses gentleman broke in, "be you married, mister?"
+
+"No!" said Mead.
+
+"Sounds like it," said the molasses gentleman. "Marriage will sort of
+straighten you out on these here subjects."
+
+"Oh, leave 'em be," admonished the sarsaparilla man. "If I had 'a met up
+with him thirty years ago, mebbee I wouldn't be in the traveling line
+now. He's got a fine idee."
+
+Hawley, meanwhile, was wrestling with his manners and the "Ruby
+Mandeville," until the lady, as was her custom, triumphed.
+
+He hurriedly and incompletely extinguished the cigar, and attracted by
+the same opportunity for concealment which had appealed to Kate and
+Patty, he lifted a corner of the heavy-fringed tablecover and sent Ruby
+to join the other ladies.
+
+Now, a lighted cigar applied suddenly to the ear of an excited and
+half-hysterical conspirator, will generally produce results. In this
+case it produced a scream, the bride, and after an interval, the
+shrouded confidential friend.
+
+"See where amazement on your mother sits," the ghost remarks in Hamlet,
+but amazement never sat so hard on the wicked Gertrude of Denmark as it
+did upon the four men who saw the tablecloth give up its ghosts.
+
+At first there was silence. One of those throbbing, abominable silences
+whose every second makes a situation worse and explanation more
+impossible.
+
+The "Black Crook" speech of welcome and appreciation died in the heart
+of the molasses traveler. It did not somehow seem the safest answer to
+Hawley's threatening--
+
+"I think you gentlemen had better explain how you happen to be in my
+private sitting-room. Perhaps we had better step out into the hall."
+
+They did, and the echoes of their conversation brought Jimmie, that
+trusty sleuth, upon the scene. With him he brought Horace as witness.
+Also, he carried his dark lantern. He directed its glare fitfully at the
+two strangers until Mead, catching a beam in his eye, turned and drove
+Jimmie and his cohorts from the scene. They retreated in exceedingly
+bad order to the bar, and then Jimmie announced in sepulchral whispers
+that he had further identification to impart. He required much liquid
+refreshment to nerve him to speech, and his audience required to be
+similarly strengthened to hear.
+
+"I've got 'em," he began, "I know 'em now. Horace, this is the biggest
+thing you'll ever be anywhere near." And, as his hearers drew close
+about him, he whispered "counterfeiters. The hull kit and bilin' of 'em."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meanwhile, Kate and Patty wrestled afresh with the automobile veil, and
+had succeeded in getting it tied in a limp string around the
+bridesmaid's neck, leaving all her head and face uncovered. And when the
+groom and the groomsman returned she, with a muffled gurgle, dived back
+into the seclusion of the tablecover.
+
+"We've got rid of those bounders," Hawley announced, and--
+
+"Hello!" cried Mead, "Miss Perry gone already?"
+
+"She was very tired," said Patty veraciously, but evasively.
+
+"Awfully jolly girl, isn't she Mead?" said Hawley, with the
+expansiveness of the newly-wed. "Handsome, too?"
+
+"Perhaps she is, but so long as she dresses like a veiled prophet it is
+hard to tell."
+
+"If you two can get on without me," said Patty, disregarding a muffled
+protest from under the table, "I'll go up and fetch," she made these
+comforting words very clear, "my green motor veil."
+
+Instantly, when he closed the door after her, Mead turned to Hawley.
+
+"There's something wrong with this confounded mask," said he. "This
+strap-thing that goes round my head must be too tight. I've been mad
+with it the last half hour. How do I look?" he asked genially as he took
+it off, and proceeded to tamper with the buckles and elastic. "Howling
+Jupiter!" he cried a moment later, "I've busted it."
+
+As the two friends stood and stared at one another aghast, they heard
+the click of Patty's returning heels, and Mead, abandoning dignity,
+courage--everything except the broken mask--dived into Miss Perry's
+maiden bower.
+
+Mrs. Hawley watched this procedure with wide and fascinated eyes. No
+ripple shook the walls of the bower. No sound proceeded from it as the
+moments flew. Then Patty fell away into helpless laughter and wept tears
+of shocked and sudden mirth into the now useless motor veil.
+
+"Patty!" remonstrated her husband, but she laughed helplessly on. "At
+least come out into the hall and laugh there," he urged, "the poor chap
+will hear you." And when he had followed her and listened to her shaken
+whisper, he broke into such a shout as forced the indignant and
+outraged Kate into a shudder of protest and disgust.
+
+Instantly Mead threw an arm past the table's single central support and
+grasped a handful of silk chiffon and two fingers.
+
+He, being of an acquisitive turn, retained the fingers. She being of a
+dictatorial turn, rebuked him.
+
+"Finding is keeping," he shamelessly remarked. "Even in infancy I was
+taught that."
+
+Now, a certain pomp of scene and circumstance is necessary to the sort
+of dignified snubbing with which Miss Perry was accustomed to treat
+possible admirers. Also, a serene consciousness of superlative good
+looks. But Kate Perry disfigured, cramped into a ridiculous hiding
+place, and suffering untold miseries of headache and throbbing eyes, was
+a very different creature.
+
+And Mead, flippant, hard, and misanthropic in the state of nature,
+softened wonderfully as he sat in the gloom of the tablecover, in
+silent possession of those two slim fingers.
+
+His words grew gentle, his manner kind, and her answers were calculated
+to petrify her long-suffering family if they could have overheard them.
+
+"Mr. Mead," she said at last, "will you be so very kind as to stay here
+quietly under the table while I scramble out and go up to my room?"
+
+No tongue of angel could have made a more welcome suggestion. Mead
+uttered feeble and polite proffers of escort, and silently called down
+blessings upon the head he had never seen. He had just allowed himself
+to be dissuaded from knight errantry, when the door opened and Jimmie
+flashed his dark lantern about the brightly lighted room. He then beckoned
+mysteriously to the still vigilant Horace, who lurked in the hall.
+
+"Have you found them?" whispered that youth.
+
+"Not a trace of them," answered Jimmie triumphantly. "They ain't gone
+out. They ain't in their rooms, and I'm studyin' how I can round 'em up.
+They're the most suspicious characters I ever see, Horace, and this
+night's work may cost us our lives."
+
+This disposition of his existence did not seem to cheer Horace.
+
+"Counterfeiters," Jimmie went on, "is the desperatest kind of criminals
+there is. Still we got to git 'em. I'll look round this room just so as
+nothing won't escape us, and then we'll go up to the next floor. It's
+good we got two of them located in the bridal suite."
+
+Jimmie, with his prying dark lantern and his prodding nightstick, soon
+reached the space under the table, and the counterfeiters secreted there.
+
+"I got 'em," he cried delightedly. "Hi, you. Come out of there and show
+yourselves."
+
+They came. There was nothing else to do.
+
+"Moses's holy aunt," cried Jimmie, falling back upon Horace, who
+promptly fell back upon the sofa.
+
+"Here, you," said Mead. "You get out of this, both of you. Don't you
+know this is a private sitting-room?"
+
+"No settin'-room," said Jimmie, recovering somewhat, "is private to them
+as sets under tables blackening one another's eyes."
+
+"You ridiculous idiot," snorted Mead. "Do you dare to think that I hurt
+this lady?"
+
+"Lady? Ain't she your wife?"
+
+"She is _not_," snapped Kate.
+
+"Then why did you hit her?" demanded Jimmie. "If she ain't your wife
+what did you want to hit her for? An' anyway, she'd ought to be. That's
+all I got to say."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The same idea occurred to Mr. and Mrs. Hawley, crouched guiltily against
+their door to hear their victims pass, for their amazed ears caught
+these words--the first were Kate's:
+
+"You must let me give you some of my lotion."
+
+And then came Mead's:
+
+"I shall be _most_ grateful. It must be hot stuff. You know you're
+hardly disfigured at all."
+
+"The saints forgive him," Patty gurgled.
+
+Later on in the darkness, Jimmie's idea visited Mead and was received
+with some cordiality. And at some time later still, it must have been
+presented to Miss Perry, for the misanthropic Mead--no longer
+misanthropic--now boasts a massive and handsome wife whom he calls his
+Little Kitty. But the idea was originally Jimmie's.
+
+
+
+
+THE CHRISTMAS GUEST
+
+
+On the day before Christmas eve John Sedyard closed his desk, dismissed
+his two clerks and his stenographer two hours earlier than usual, and
+set out in quest of adventure and a present for his sister Edith. John
+Sedyard had a habit of succeeding in all he set forth to do but the
+complete and surprising success which attended him in this quest was a
+notch above even his high average.
+
+Earlier in the month, his stenographer had secured the annual pledges of
+his affection for all the relatives, friends and dependants to whom he
+was in the habit of giving presents: all except his mother, his
+unmarried sister, Edith, who still lived at home, and his fiancée, Mary
+Van Plank. The gifts for these three, he had decided, must be of his
+own choice and purchase. He had provided for his mother and for Mary
+earlier in the week. Neither excitement nor adventure had attended upon
+the purchase of their gifts. Something for the house or the table was
+always the trick for elderly ladies who presided over large
+establishments and gave their whole souls to the managing of them. He
+bought for his mother a set of colonial silver candlesticks. For Mary,
+he bought a comb of gold--all gold, like her own lovely hair. The dark
+tortoise shell of the one she wore always seemed an incongruous note in
+her fair crown. But Edith was as yet unpresented, and it was on her
+account that Mr. Sedyard deserted his office and delighted his
+subordinates at three o'clock in the afternoon.
+
+Edith was much more difficult than the other two had been. She was
+strong-minded, much given to churchwork and committees. Neither the
+home, as represented by the candlesticks, nor self-adornment as
+typified by the golden comb could be expected to appeal to her
+communistic, altruistic nature. And Sedyard, having experienced two
+inspirations, could think of nothing but combs and candlesticks. So he
+threw himself into the current, which swept along Broadway, trusting
+that some accident would suggest a suitable offering. Meanwhile, he
+revelled in the crowd, good-humored, holiday-making, holly-decked, which
+carried him uptown, past Wanamaker's and Grace Church, swirled him
+across old "dead man's curve," and down the Fourteenth Street side of
+Union Square. Here the shops were smaller, not so overwhelming, and here
+he was stopped by seeing a red auction flag. Looking in over the heads
+of the assembled crowd, he saw that the auctioneer was holding up a
+feather-crowned hat and addressing his audience after the manner of his
+kind:
+
+"Buy a hat for your wife. A waste-paper basket by night and a hat by
+day. Genuine ostrich feathers growing on it. Becoming to all styles of
+feminine beauty. What am I bid on this sure tickler of the feminine
+palate? Three dollars? Why, ladies and gents, the dooty on it alone was
+twelve. It's a Paris hat, ladies. Your sister, your mother, your maiden
+aunt--"
+
+Sedyard hearkened, but absently, to the fellow's words, but his problem
+was solved. He would buy Edith something to look pretty in. She was a
+pretty girl and in danger of forgetting it. And she had been decent,
+John reflected, awfully decent about Mary. He knew that the _entente
+cordiale_ which existed between Mary and his mother was largely due to
+Edith, and he knew, too, that Edith, an authority on modern-housing and
+model-living, surely but silently disapproved of Mary's living alone in
+a three-roomed studio and devoting her days to painting, when there was
+so much rescue work to be done in the world.
+
+"I get my uplift," Mary would explain when Edith urged these things upon
+her, "from the elevator. Living on the eighth floor, dear, I cannot but
+help seeing the world from a very different angle."
+
+Yes, John reflected as he chuckled in retrospect over such
+conversations, Edith had certainly been awfully decent.
+
+During these meditations several articles of feminine apparel had come
+and gone under the hammer. The crowd had decreased somewhat and his
+position now commanded a clear view of the auctioneer's platform, and he
+realized that the fierce light of the arc lamps beat down upon as
+charming a costume as he had seen for many a day. All of corn-flower
+blue it was, a chiffon gown, a big chiffon muff and a plumed hat. Oh! if
+he had been allowed to do such shopping for Mary! how quickly he would
+have entered into the lists of bidders! Mary's eyes were just that
+heavenly shade of blue, but Mary's pride was as great as her poverty,
+and the time when he could shower his now useless wealth upon her was
+not yet. And then his loyal memory told him that Edith was blue-eyed
+like all the Sedyards and he knew that his sister's Christmas gifts
+stood before him. He failed, however, to discern in the bland presence
+of the lay figure, upon which they were disposed to such advantage, the
+companion of one of the most varied adventures in his long career.
+
+The chiffon finery was rather too much for the Fourteenth Street
+audience. The bidding languished. The auctioneer's pleadings fell upon
+deaf ears. In vain his assistant, a deft-fingered man with a beard,
+twirled the waxen-faced figure to show the "semi-princesse back" and the
+"near-Empire front." Corn-blue chiffon and panne velvet are not much
+worn in Fourteenth Street. The auctioneer grew desperate. "Twenty-five
+dollars," he repeated with such scorn that the timid woman who had made
+the bid wished herself at home and in bed. "_Twenty-five_ dollars!"
+
+"Throw in the girl, why don't you?" suggested a facetious youth, chiefly
+remarkable for a nose, a necktie and a diamond ring. "She's a peach all
+right, all right. She's got a smile that won't come off."
+
+"All right, I'll throw her in," cried the desperate auctioneer. "What am
+I bid for this here afternoon costume complete with lady."
+
+"Twenty-seven fifty," said a woman whom three years of banting would
+still have left too fat to get into it.
+
+"Twenty-eight," whispered the first bidder.
+
+"Thirty," said John Sedyard.
+
+There was some other desultory bidding but in a few moments Sedyard
+found himself minus fifty-four dollars and plus a chiffon gown and
+muff, a hat all drooping plumes and a graceful female form,
+golden-haired, bewitching, with a smile sweetly blended of surprise,
+incipient idiocy and allure.
+
+"She's a queen all right, all right," the sophisticated youth cheered
+him. "Git onto them lovely wax-like hands. Say, you know honest, on the
+level, she's worth the whole price of admission."
+
+John, still chaperoned by this sagacious and helpful youth, made his way
+to the clerk's desk and proceeded to give his name and address and
+request that his purchases should be delivered in the morning.
+
+"Deliver nothin'," said the clerk pleasantly. "Do you suppose we'd 'a
+let you have the goods at that price if we could 'a stored 'em
+overnight? Our lease is up," he continued consulting his Ingersoll
+watch, "in just fifteen minutes. In a quarter of an hour we hand over
+the keys and what's left of the fixtures to the landlord. He's let the
+store for to-morrow to a Christmas-tree ornaments merchant."
+
+"Then I suppose I'll have to get an expressman. Where is the nearest, do
+you know?"
+
+"Expressman!" exclaimed the sharp youth. "Well, I guess the nearest
+would be about Three Hundred and Fifty-second Street and _then_ he'd
+have a load and a jag. No, sir, it's the faithful cab for yours. There's
+a row of cabs just on the edge of the square. I could go over and get
+you a hansom."
+
+"Thank you," said John, "I wish you would." But a glance at his
+languishing companion made him add, "I guess you had better make it a
+four-wheeler. Hansom-riding would be pretty cold for a lady without a
+coat."
+
+"All right," said the sharp youth. "You bring her out on the sidewalk
+and I'll get the hurry-up wagon. Say!" he halted to suggest, "you know
+what you'll look like, don't you?--riding around with that smile. When
+the lights flush you, you'll look just like a bridal party from
+Hoboken."
+
+Leaving this word of comfort behind him, he proceeded to imperil his
+life among trolley cars and traffic, while John engaged the lady and
+urged her to motion.
+
+He discovered that, supported at the waistline, she could be wheeled
+very nicely. He forced the muff over her upraised right hand, so that it
+somewhat concealed her face, and through an aisle respectfully cleared
+by the onlookers he led her to the open air. There he propped her
+against the show-window and turned in search of the cab and his new
+friend. In doing so he came face to face with an old one.
+
+"Why, hello John!" said Frederick Trevor, a man who had an office in his
+building and an interest in his sister. "Who would have thought of
+meeting you here?"
+
+"Or you," retorted John. "But since you are here, you can help me in a
+little difficulty."
+
+"Not now, old chap," said Frederick, "I'm in a bit of a hurry. See you
+about it to-morrow. Well, so long. Don't let me keep you from your
+friend."
+
+"Friend!" stormed John and then following the directions of Trevor's
+eyes, he descried a blue-clad, golden-haired young lady lolling against
+the window, trying with a giant chiffon muff to smother a fit of
+hilarious laughter. One arched and smiling eye showed above the muff and
+the whole figure was instinct with Bacchanalian mirth. "Why that's," he
+began to explain, but young Trevor had vanished into the crowd.
+
+Presently the cab with the smart youth inside drew up to the curb and
+Sedyard, with a new self-consciousness, put his arm around the blue
+figure and trundled her across the sidewalk. The cabman threw his rug
+across his horse's quarters and lumbered down to assist at the
+embarkation of so fair a passenger. The smart youth held the door
+encouragingly open and John proceeded, with much more strength than he
+had expected to use, to heave the passenger aboard.
+
+Even these preliminaries had attracted the nucleus of a crowd and the
+smart youth grew restive.
+
+"Aw, say Maudie," he urged when the lady stuck rigid catty-cornerwise
+across the cab with her blue feathers pressed against the roof in one
+corner, and her bird-cage skirt arrangement protruding beyond the
+door-sill. "Aw, say Maudie, set down, why don't you, and take your
+Trilbys in. This gent is going to take you carriage riding."
+
+"What's the matter with her anyway," demanded the cabman. "Don't she
+know how to set in a carriage?"
+
+"No, she doesn't, she's only a wax figure," said John, "but I bought
+her and now I'm determined to take her home. She'd better go up on the
+box with you."
+
+"What! her?" demanded the outraged Jehu. "Say, what do you take me for
+anyway? Do you suppose I ain't got no friends just 'cause I drive a cab?
+Why! I wouldn't drive up Broadway with them goo-goo eyes settin' beside
+me, not for nothing you could offer, I wouldn't."
+
+By this time the crowd had reached very respectable proportions although
+there was nothing to see except the end of a blue gown hanging out of
+the cab's open door. The sharp youth, the cabman and John took turns in
+trying to adjust the lady to her environment. The rigidity and fragility
+of her arms and head made this very difficult, and presently there
+rolled upon the scene a policeman, large, Irish and chivalrous. It took
+Patrolman McDonogh but a second, but one glance at the tableaux and one
+whisper from the crowd to understand that a kidnapping atrocity was in
+progress.
+
+With wrath in his eye, he shouldered aside Sedyard and the cabman,
+grabbed the smart youth, whose turn at persuasion was then on, and threw
+him into the face of the crowd.
+
+"Oh! but you're the villyans," he admonished them, and then addressed
+the captive maid in reassuring tones.
+
+"You're all right, Miss, now. You're no longer defenceless in this
+wicked city. The arrum of the law is around you," he cried, encircling
+her waist with that substantial member. "You're safe at last, come here
+to me out of that."
+
+"Oh! noble, noble man," cried an emotional woman in the crowd. "If all
+officers were like you!"
+
+Heartened by these words the noble, noble man exerted the arm of the
+law and plucked the maiden out of the cab amid great excitement and
+applause. But above the general murmur the shrill voice of the sharp
+youth rent the air:
+
+"Fathead," he cried, "you've broke her neck. Can't you see how her
+head's goin' round and round?"
+
+[Illustration: THE CHANGELESS SMILE AND THE DROOPING PLUMES MADE THREE
+COMPLETE REVOLUTIONS AND NESTLED CONFIDINGLY UPON THE SHOULDER OF THE
+LAW. Page 129.]
+
+At this the emotional woman dropped to the sidewalk. "Lady fainted here,
+officer," cried a gentleman. But the noble, noble officer had no time
+for faints, and the lady was obliged to revive with only the assistance
+of the cold stones and curiosity.
+
+For the shrill voice had spoken truth. Something had given away in
+Maudie's mysterious anatomy; the fair head, the changeless smile and the
+drooping plumes made three complete revolutions and nestled confidingly
+upon the shoulder of the Law.
+
+"Here, none o' that," yelled Patrolman McDonogh quite reversing his
+earlier diagnosis of the situation. "None of your flim-flams, if you
+please. You go quiet and paceable with this gentleman. A little ride in
+the air is what you need."
+
+"That's right, officer," Sedyard interrupted. "That's how to talk to
+her. I can't do a thing with her."
+
+"Brute!" cried the emotional woman now happily restored. "It's officers
+like him that disgraces the force."
+
+Patrolman McDonogh turned to identify this blasphemer and Maudie's head,
+deprived of its support, made another revolution and then dropped coyly
+to her left shoulder. She looked so unspeakable in that attitude that
+the cabman felt called upon to offer a little professional advice:
+
+"She needs a checkrein," he declared, "an' she needs it bad," a remark
+which so incensed Patrolman McDonogh that Sedyard decided to explain:
+
+"Just disperse those people, will you," said he, "I want to talk to you."
+
+The sharp youth relieved the officer of law of his fair burden and
+posed her in a natural attitude of waiting beside the cab. McDonogh
+cleared the sidewalk and hearkened to Sedyard's tale.
+
+"So you see," said John in conclusion, "what I'm up against. I really
+didn't want the dummy when I bought it and you can bet I'm tired of it
+now. What I wanted was the clothes, and I guess the thing for me to do
+is just to take them in the cab and leave the figure here."
+
+"What!" thundered McDonogh. "You're going to leave a dummy without her
+clothes here on my beat? Not if I see ye first, ye ain't, and if ye try
+it on I'll run ye in."
+
+"Say! I'll tell you what you want," piped up the still buoyant, smart
+youth. "You need one of them open taxicabs.
+
+"He needs a hearse," corrected the disgruntled cabman. "Somethin' she
+can lay down in comfortable an' take in the sights through the windows."
+
+"Now, he needs a taxi. He can leave her stand in the back all right,
+but I guess," he warned John, "you'll have to sit in with her and hold
+her head on."
+
+And thus it was that Maudie left the scene. She left, too, the smart
+youth, the cabman and the noble, noble officer. And as the taxi bumped
+over the trolley tracks she, despite all Sedyard's efforts, turned her
+head and smiled out at them straight over her near-princesse back.
+
+"Gee!" said the smart youth, "ain't she the friendliest bunch of
+calico."
+
+"This case," said the noble Patrolman McDonogh with unpunctual
+inspiration, "had ought to be looked into by rights."
+
+"Chauffeur," said John Sedyard to the shadowy form before him, "just
+pick out the darkest streets, will you?"
+
+"Yes, sir," answered the chauffeur looking up into the bland smile and
+the outstretched hand above him. "I'll make it if I can but if we get
+stopped, don't blame me."
+
+A year later, or so it seemed to John Sedyard, the taxicab, panting with
+indignation at the insults and interferences to which it had been
+subjected, turned into Sedyard's eminently respectable block and drew up
+before his eminently handsome house.
+
+He paid and propitiated the chauffeur, took his lovely burden in his
+arms and staggered up the steps with the half regretful feeling of one
+who steps out of the country of adventure back to prosaic things. He
+found his latchkey, opened his door and drew Maudie into the hall. And
+on the landing half-way up the stairs stood his sister Edith, evidently
+the bearer of some pleasant tidings.
+
+Maudie's smile flashed up at her from John's shoulder. Edith stared,
+stiffened, and retraced her steps. John wheeled the figure into the
+reception-room and thus addressed it:
+
+"Listen to me, you dumbhead. You may think this adventure is over.
+Well, so did I, but I tell you now it's only just beginning. If you are
+not mighty careful you will be wrecking a home. So keep your mouth
+shut," he charged her, "and do nothing till you hear from me!"
+
+Maudie smiled archly, coyly, confidentially, and he went upstairs.
+
+In the sitting-room, he found gathered together his mother, his sister
+and Dick Van Plank, Mary's young brother and a student at Columbia. John
+was supported through Edith's first remark and the look with which she
+accompanied it by the memory of her goodness to Mary and by the
+anticipation of the fun which Maudie might be made to provide.
+
+"I wish to say, John," she began, before any one else had time to speak,
+"that I've said _nothing_ to mother or Dick, and I think it would be
+better if you didn't. I can attend to the case if you leave it to me."
+
+"Like you," said John shortly. "Who told you she is a 'case.' Mother,"
+he went on addressing that gentle knitter by the fire, "I want you to
+come downstairs."
+
+"She shall do nothing of the kind!" cried Edith, and as Mrs. Sedyard
+looked interrogatively from one to another of her children, her daughter
+swept on. "John must be crazy, I saw him come in with a--a person--who
+never ought to be in a house like this."
+
+"I'd like to know why not?" stormed John. "You don't know a thing about
+her. _I_ don't know much for that matter, but when I came across her
+down on Union Square, just turned out of a shop where she had been
+working, mother, I made up my mind that I would bring her right straight
+home, and that Edith would be decent to her. You can see that Edith does
+not intend to be."
+
+"But my dear boy," faltered Mrs. Sedyard, "was not that a very reckless
+thing to do? I know of an institution where you could send her."
+
+"Oh! yes, yes," said John. "And I suppose I might have handed her over
+to a policeman," he added, thinking of his attempt in this direction,
+"but I didn't. The sight of her so gentle and uncomplaining in that
+awful situation at this time of general rejoicing was too much for me."
+
+He felt this to be so fine a flight and its effect upon Dick was so
+remarkable, that he went on in a voice, as his mother always remembered,
+"that positively trembled at times."
+
+"How was I, a man strong and well-dowered, to pass heartlessly by like
+the Good Samaritan--"
+
+"There's something wrong with that," Dick interposed.
+
+But John was not to be deflected. "What, mother, would you have thought
+of your son if he left that beautiful figure--for she is beautiful--"
+
+"You don't say," said Dick.
+
+"To be buffeted by the waves of 'dead man's curve?'"
+
+"Oh, how awful!" murmured the old lady. "How _perfectly_ dreadful."
+
+It was at this point that Dick Van Plank unostentatiously left the room.
+
+"But I didn't do it, mother," cried John, thumping his chest and anxious
+to make his full effect before the return of an enlightened and possibly
+enlightening Dick. "No, I thought of this big house, with only us three
+in it, and I said 'I'll bring her home.' Edith will love her. Edith will
+give her friendship, advice, guidance. She will even give her something
+to wear instead of the unsuitable things she has on. And what do I
+find?" He paused and looked around dramatically and warningly as Dick,
+with a beautified grin, returned. "Does Edith open her heart to her?
+No. Does Edith open her arms to her? No. All that Edith opens to her is
+the door which leads--who can tell where, whither?"
+
+"I can tell," said Dick, "it leads right straight to my little diggings.
+If Edith throws her out, I'll take her in."
+
+"Oh, noble, noble man," ejaculated John remembering the emotional woman,
+"but ah! that must not be. I took her hand in mine--by the way, did I
+tell you, she has beautiful little hands, not at all what I should have
+expected."
+
+"You did not," said Dick. "And now that'll be about all from you. You're
+just about through."
+
+"My opinion is," said Edith darkly, "that you are both either crazy or
+worse."
+
+"Go down and see her for yourself," urged Dick, "so quiet, so
+reserved--hush! hark! she's coming up. Now be nice to her whatever you
+feel! I'll be taking her away in a minute or two."
+
+But it was Mary Van Plank who came in. Mary, all blooming and glowing
+from the cold.
+
+"Who's that in the reception-room?" she asked when the greetings were
+over and she was warming her slender hands before the fire. "She's the
+prettiest dear. She was standing at the window and she smiled so sweetly
+at me as I came up the steps."
+
+John looked at Dick.
+
+"Yes," admitted that unabashed delinquent, "I left her at the window
+when I came up."
+
+"Alas! poor child," sighed John, looking out into the night. "She'll be
+there soon."
+
+"What is she going out for at this time?" Mary demanded. "I quite
+thought that she, too, had come to dinner. Who is she, Mrs. Sedyard?"
+
+Upon her mother's helpless silence, Edith broke in with the story as
+she felt she knew it. Union Square, the discharged shopgirl, John's
+quixotic conduct. And John watched Mary with a lover's eye. He had not
+intended that she should be involved. A moment of her displeasure, even
+upon mistaken grounds, was no part of his idea of a joke.
+
+But there was no displeasure in Mary's lovely face.
+
+"Why, of course, he brought her home," she echoed Edith's indignant
+peroration. "What else could he do?"
+
+"Well, for one thing he could have taken her to the Margaret Louise
+Home, that branch of the Y.W.C.A., on Sixteenth Street, only a few
+blocks from where he found her."
+
+"Oh! Edith," Mary remonstrated. "The Maggie Lou! And you know they would
+not admit her. Who would take a friendless girl to any sort of an
+institution at this season? John couldn't have done it! I think he's an
+old dear to bring her right straight home. Let's go down and talk to
+her. She must be wondering why we all leave her so long alone."
+
+"No, you don't," said Dick. "Edith didn't tell you the whole story. The
+girl," and he drew himself up to a dignity based on John's, "is under
+_my_ protection."
+
+"Your protection!" repeated his amazed sister.
+
+"Precisely. _My_ protection. Edith declines to receive this helpless
+child. Therefore, I have offered her the shelter of my roof."
+
+"His roof," explained Mary to Mrs. Sedyard, "is the floor of the hall
+bedroom above his. It measures about nine by six. So the thing to do,
+since of course, Dick is only talking nonsense, is to let me take the
+girl around to the studio until John and I can plan an uninstitutional
+future for her."
+
+"You may do just as you please," said Edith coldly. "I have given my
+opinion as to what should be done with her. It has been considered, by
+persons more experienced than you, the opinion of an expert. Girls of
+her history and standards are not desirable inmates for well-ordered
+homes. I shall have nothing to do with her."
+
+"How about it, Mary?" asked her brother. "Are you willing to risk her in
+the high-art atmosphere of the studio?"
+
+"I'm glad to," Mary answered. "It's not often that one gets a chance of
+being a little useful, and doesn't the Christmas Carol say, 'Good will
+to men.' I'm going down to see her now."
+
+"You're a darling," cried John. "True blue right through. Now, we'll all
+go down and arrange the transfer. But, first, I want to give Edith one
+more chance. Do you finally and unreservedly--"
+
+"I do," said Edith promptly.
+
+"And you, Mary, are you sure of yourself? Suppose that, when you see
+her, you change your mind?"
+
+"I've given my word,", she answered. "I promise to take her."
+
+"That's all I want," said John.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"How could you, John? How could you?" sobbed Edith. "How could you tell
+us--?"
+
+"I told you nothing but the absolute truth. I meant her to be your
+Christmas present, but you have resigned her 'with all her works and all
+her pomps' to Mary."
+
+"Ah! but if I refuse to take her from Edith?" Mary suggested.
+
+"Then I get her," answered Dick blithely, "and she'd be safer with me. I
+know what you two girls are thinking of. You are going to borrow her
+clothes and make a Cinderella of her. They are what you care about. But
+I love her for herself, her useless hands, her golden hair, her lovely
+smile--well, no, I guess we'll cut out the smile," he corrected when
+Maudie, agitated by the appraising hands of the two girls, swung her
+head completely round and beamed impartially upon the whole assembly.
+"It don't look just sincere to me."
+
+But there was no insincerity about Maudie. She was just as
+sweet-tempered as she looked. Uncomplainingly, she allowed herself to be
+despoiled of her finery and wrapped in a sheet while Mary wriggled
+ecstatically in the heavenly blue dress, pinned the plumed hat on her
+own bright head and threw the muff into a corner of the darkened
+drawing-room when she found that it interfered with the free expression
+of her gratitude to John.
+
+And some months later when the trousseau was in progress, the once
+despised Christmas guest, now a member in good-standing of Mary's
+household, did tireless service, smilingly, in the sewing-room.
+
+
+
+
+"WHO IS SYLVIA?"
+
+
+"Lemon, I think," said Miss Knowles, in defiance of the knowledge, born
+of many afternoons, that he preferred cream. She took a keen and
+mischievous pleasure in annoying this hot-tempered young man, and she
+generally succeeded. But to-day he was not to be diverted from the
+purpose which, at the very moment of his entrance, she had divined.
+
+"Nothing, thank you," he answered. "I'll not have any tea. I came in
+only for a moment to tell you that I'm going to be married."
+
+"Again?" she asked calmly, as though he had predicted a slight fall of
+snow. But her calm did not communicate itself to him.
+
+"Again?" he repeated hotly. "What do you mean by 'again?'"
+
+"Now, Jimmie," she remonstrated, as she settled herself more
+comfortably among her pillows and centered all her apparent attention
+upon a fragile cup and a small but troublesome sandwich, "don't be
+savage. I only mean that you always tell me so when you find an
+opportunity. That you even manufacture opportunities--some of them out
+of most unlikely material. A chance meeting in a cross-town car; an
+especially _forte_ place in an opera; the moment when a bishop is saying
+grace or a host telling his favorite story. And yet you expect me to be
+surprised to hear it now! Here in my own deserted drawing-room with the
+fire lighted and the lamps turned low. You forget that one is allowed to
+remember."
+
+"You allow yourself to forget when you choose and to remember when you
+wish: You are--"
+
+"And to whom are you going to be married? To the same girl? Do you
+know, I think she is not worthy of you?"
+
+"She is not," he acquiesced, and she, for a passing moment, seemed
+disconcerted. "Yet she is," he continued, cheered by this slight
+triumph, "the most persistent, industrious and deserving of all the
+young persons who, attracted by my great position and vast wealth, are
+pressing themselves or being pressed by designing relatives upon my
+notice."
+
+His hostess laughed softly.
+
+"Make allowances for them," she pleaded. "You know very few men can
+rival your advantages. The sixth son of a retired yet respectable stock
+broker, and an income of four thousand a year derived from a small but
+increasing--shall we say increasing--?"
+
+"Diminishing; incredible as it may seem, diminishing."
+
+"From a small but diminishing law practice. And with these you must
+mention your greatest charm."
+
+"Which is?"
+
+"Your humility, your modesty, your lack of self-assertiveness. Do you
+think she recognizes that? It is so difficult to fully appreciate your
+humility."
+
+Jimmie grinned. "She's up to it," said he. "She knows all about it.
+She's as clever, as keen, as clear-sighted."
+
+"Is she, perhaps, pleasing to the eye?" asked Miss Knowles idly. "Clever
+women are often so--well, so--"
+
+Jimmie gazed at her across the little tea-table. He filled his eyes with
+her. And, since his heart was in his eyes, he filled that, too. After a
+moment he made solemn answer:
+
+"She is the most beautiful woman God ever made."
+
+"Ah, now," said Miss Knowles, returning her cup to its fellows and
+turning her face, and her mind, more entirely to him, "now we grow
+interesting. Describe her to me."
+
+"Again?" Jimmie plagiarized.
+
+"Yes, again. Tell me, what is she like?"
+
+"She is like," he began so deliberately that his hostess, leaning
+forward, hung upon his words, "she is exactly like--nothing." The
+hostess sat back. "There was never anything in the least like her. To
+begin with, she is fair and young and slim. She is tall enough, and
+small enough and her eyes are gray and black and blue."
+
+"She sounds disreputable, your paragon."
+
+"And her eyes," he insisted, "are gray in the sunlight, blue in the
+lamplight, and black by the light of the moon."
+
+"And in the firelight?"
+
+He rose to kick the logs into a greater brightness; and when he had
+studied her glowing face until it glowed even more brightly, he
+answered:
+
+"In the firelight they are--wonderful. She has--did I tell you?--the
+whitest and smallest of teeth."
+
+"They're so much worn this year," she laughed, and wondered the while
+what evil instinct tempted her to play this dangerous game; why she
+could not refrain from peering into the deeper places of his nature to
+see if her image were still there and still supreme? Why should she,
+almost involuntarily, work to create and foster an emotion upon which
+she set no store, which indeed, only amused her in its milder
+manifestations and frightened her when it grew intense? He showed
+symptoms of unwelcome seriousness now, but she would have none of it.
+
+"Go on," she urged. "Unless you give her a few more features she will be
+like little Red Riding Hood's grandmother."
+
+"And she has," he proceeded obediently, "eyebrows and eyelashes--"
+
+"One might have guessed them."
+
+"--beyond the common, long and dark and soft. The rest of her face is
+the only possible setting for her eyes. It is perfection."
+
+"And is she gentle, womanly, tender? Is she, I so often wonder, good
+enough to you?"
+
+"She treats me hundreds of times better than I deserve."
+
+"Doesn't she rather swindle you? Doesn't she let you squander your
+time?"--she glanced at the clock--"your substance?"--she bent to lay her
+cheek against the violets at her breast--"your affection upon her--?"
+
+"And how could she be kinder? And when I marry her--"
+
+"And _if_," Miss Knowles amended.
+
+"There's no question about it," he retorted. "She knows that I shall
+marry her." Miss Knowles looked unconvinced. "She knows that she will
+marry me." Miss Knowles looked rebellious. "She knows that I shall never
+marry anyone else." Miss Knowles took that apparently for granted.
+
+"Dear boy!" said she.
+
+"That I have waited seven years for her."
+
+"Poor boy!" said she.
+
+"That I shall wait seven more for her."
+
+"Silly boy!" said she.
+
+"And so I stopped this afternoon to tell her that I'm coming home to
+marry her in two or three months."
+
+"Coming home?" she questioned with not much interest. "Where are you
+going?"
+
+"To Japan on a little business trip. One of the big houses wants to get
+some papers and testimony and that sort of thing out of a man who is
+living in a backwoods village there for his health--and his liberty.
+None of their own men can afford time to go. And I got the chance, a
+very good one for me--but I tire you."
+
+"No; oh, no," said Miss Knowles politely. "You are very interesting."
+
+"Then you shouldn't fidget and yawn. You lay yourself open to
+misinterpretation. To continue: a very great chance for me. The firm is
+a big firm, the case is a big case, and it will be a great thing for me
+to be heard of in connection with it."
+
+"Some nasty scandal, of course."
+
+"Not exactly. It is the Drewitt case. I wonder if you heard anything
+about it."
+
+"For three months after the thing happened," she assured him with a
+flattering accession of interest, "I heard nothing about anything else.
+Poor, dear father knew him, to his cost, you know. I heard that there
+was to be a new investigation and another attempt at a settlement. And
+now you're going to interview the man! And you're going to Japan! Oh,
+the colossal luck of some people! You will write to me--won't you?--as
+soon as you see him, and tell me all about him. How he looks, what he
+says, how he justifies himself. O Jimmie, dear Jimmie, you will surely
+write to me?"
+
+"Naturally," said Jimmie, and his thin, young face looked happier than
+it had at any other time since the beginning of this conversation;
+happier than it had in many preceding conversations with this very
+unsatisfying but charming interlocutor. "I always do. Sometimes when
+your mood has been particularly, well, unreceptive, I have thought of
+going away so that I might write to you. Perhaps I could write more
+convincingly than I can talk." A cheering condition of things for a
+lawyer, he reflected.
+
+"But this is a different and much more particular thing," she insisted
+with a cruelty of which her interest made her unconscious. "I have a
+sort of a right to know on account of poor, dear father. I shall make a
+list of questions and you will answer them fully, won't you? Then I
+shall be the only woman in New York to know the true inwardness of the
+Drewitt affair. When do you start?"
+
+"To-morrow morning. I shall be away for perhaps three months, and then,"
+doggedly, "then I'm coming home to be married. I came in to tell you."
+
+"And if I don't quite believe you?"
+
+"I shall postpone the ceremony. Shall we say indefinitely, some time in
+the summer?"
+
+"Not even then. Never, I think. That troublesome girl is beginning--she
+feels that she ought to tell you--"
+
+"That there is another 'another'?"
+
+"Yes, I fear so."
+
+"Who will be in town for the next three months?"
+
+"Again, I fear so."
+
+"Then that's all right," said the optimistic Jimmie. "There never was a
+man--save one, oh, lady mine--who could, for three months, avoid boring
+you. When he holds forth upon every subject under the sun and stars you
+will think longingly of me and of the endless variety of my one topic,
+'I'm going to marry you.'"
+
+"But if he should make it his?"
+
+"I defy him to do it. There is no guise in which he could clothe the
+idea which would not remind you instantly of me. If he should be
+poetical: well, so was I when we were twenty-one. If he should give you
+gifts of great price: well, so did I in those Halcyon days when I had an
+allowance from my Governor and toiled not. If his is an outdoor wooing,
+you will inevitably remember that I taught you to ride, to skate, to
+drive, and to play golf. If he should attack you musically, you will be
+surprised at the number of operas we've heard together and of duets
+we've sung together. And so, in the words of my friend, fellow-sufferer,
+and name-sake, Mr. Yellowplush, 'You'll still remember Jeames.'"
+
+"That's nonsense!" cried Miss Knowles. "I've tried to be fond of you--I
+_am_ fond of you and accustomed to you. The fatal point is that I am
+accustomed to you. You say you never bore me. Well, you don't. And that
+other men do. Well, you're right. But people don't marry people simply
+because they don't bore each other."
+
+"Your meaning is clearer than your words and much more correct. This
+really essential consideration is, alas, frequently not considered."
+
+"People should marry," said Miss Knowles with a sort of consecrated
+earnestness--the most deadly of all the practiced phases of her
+coquetry--"for love. Now, I'm not in love with you. If I were, the very
+idea of your going away would make me miserable. And do I seem
+miserable? Am I lovelorn? Look at me carefully and tell the truth."
+
+Jimmie obeyed, and the contemplation of his hostess seemed to depress him.
+
+"No," he agreed gloomily, "you seem to bear up. No one, looking at your
+face, could guess that your heart was in--was in--" Jimmie halted,
+vainly searching for the poetical word. Miss Knowles supplied it.
+
+"In torn and bleeding fragments," she supplemented. "No, Jimmie, I'm
+sorry. You've laid siege to it in every known way, and yet there's not a
+feather out of it."
+
+"There are two ways," Jimmie pondered audibly, "in which I have not
+wooed you. One is _à la_ cave dweller. I might knock you on the head
+with a knobby club and drag you to my lair. But since my lair is some
+blocks away, and since those blocks are studded with the interested
+public and the uninterested police, the cave dweller's method will not
+serve. There remains one other. I stand before you, so; I take your
+hand, so; I may even have to kiss it, so. And I say: 'Dear one, I want
+you. Every hour of my life I want you. I want you to take care of, to
+work for, to be proud of. I want you to let me teach you what life
+means. I want you for my dearest friend, for my everlasting sweetheart,
+for my wife.' And when I've said it, I kiss your hand, so; gently, once
+again, and wait for your answer."
+
+"Dear boy," said she with an unsteady little laugh, for--as always--she
+shrank from his earnestness after she had deliberately roused it, "I
+wish you wouldn't talk like that. You make me feel so shallow-pated and
+so small. I don't want to talk about life and knowledge and love. And I
+don't want any husband at all. What makes you so tragic this afternoon?
+You're spoiling our last hour together. Come, be reasonable. Tell me
+what you think of Drewitt. Why do you suppose he did it? Did his wife
+and daughter know?"
+
+"You're quite sure about the other thing?"
+
+"Unalterably sure. And, Jimmie, dear old Jimmie, there are two things I
+want you to do for me. The first is, to abandon forever and forever this
+'one topic' of which, you are so proud. Will you?"
+
+"I will not," said Jimmie.
+
+"And the second is: to fall in love with a girl on the boat. There is
+always a girl on a boat. Will you?"
+
+"I will," said Jimmie promptly. "It would be just what you deserve."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Miss Knowles bore the absence of her most persistent and accustomed
+suitor with a fortitude not predicted by that self-confident young man.
+She danced and drove, lunched and dined, rode and flirted with
+undiminished zest, bringing, each day, new energy and determination to
+the task of enjoying herself.
+
+The enjoyment of her neighbors seemed less important. She preferred that
+her part in the cotillion should be observed by a frieze of unculled
+wall-flowers. A drive was always pleasanter if it were preceded by a
+skirmish with her mother in which Miss Knowles should come off
+victorious with the victoria, while Mrs. Knowles accepted the _coup de
+grâce_ and the coupé. A flirtation--if her languid, seeming innocent
+monopoly of a man's time and thoughts could be called by so gross a
+name--was more satisfying if it implied the breaking of vows and hearts
+and the mad jealousy of some less gifted sister; if it had, like a
+Russian folk song, a sob and a wail running through it.
+
+Jimmie had never approved of these amusements and had never hesitated to
+express his opinion of them in terms which were intelligible even to her
+vanity. From the days when they had played together in the park she had
+dreaded his honesty and feared his judgments. "You're such a poacher,
+Sylvia," he told her once, "such an inveterate, diabolical Fly-by-Night,
+Will-o'-the-Wisp poacher. I sometimes think you'd condescend to take a
+shot at me if you didn't know that I'm fair game. But you like to kill
+two birds with one stone; smash two hearts with one smile."
+
+During the weeks immediately following the departure of her mentor she
+devoted herself whole-heartedly to her favorite form of sport. Besides
+her unscrupulousness she was armed with her grandfather's name, the
+riches of her dead father, her own beauty, and a mind capable of much
+better things. And, since Jimmie's presence would have seriously
+interfered with the pleasures of the chase, she was rather glad than
+otherwise that he was not there to see--and comment.
+
+Her mother bore his absence with a like stoicism. That astute matron had
+long and silently deprecated the regularity with which her Louis Quinze
+had groaned beneath one hundred and eighty pounds of ineligibility, the
+frequency with which a tall troup horse of spectacular gait and
+snortings could be descried beside her daughter's English hunter in the
+park, the strange chain of coincidence by which at theater, house party,
+dinner, or even church, Jimmie smiling and unabashed, would find his
+way to her daughter's side and monopolize her daughter's attention.
+
+In the excitement of the first stages of one of her expeditions into
+another's territory, Jimmie's first letter arrived. It was mailed at
+Honolulu, and consisted obediently of the cryptic statement: "There is
+no girl on the boat. She is a widow, but lots of fun." And it changed
+the character of the invasion from a harmless survey of the land to a
+determined attack upon its fortresses. And so Gilbert Stevenson,
+millionaire dock owner, veteran of many seasons and more campaigns,
+found himself engaged to Miss Sylvia Knowles just when, after a long and
+careful courtship, he had decided to bestow his hand and name upon the
+daughter of the retired senior partner of his firm: "that dear little
+girl of old Marvin's," as he described the lady of his choice, "his only
+child and a good child, too." He bore his surprise and honors with a
+courteous pomposity. Miss Knowles bore the situation with restraint and
+decorum. But that "dear little girl of old Marvin's" could not bring
+herself to bear it at all and wept away her modest claims to prettiness
+and spirit in one desolate month.
+
+Like many a humbler poacher, Sylvia Knowles found an embarrassment in
+disposing of her victims after she had bagged them, and Mr. Gilbert
+Stevenson was peculiarly difficult in this regard. She did not want to
+keep him. In fact, the engagement upon which she was enduring
+congratulations had been as surprising to her as to her fiancé. And the
+methodical manifestations of his regard contrasted wearyingly with the
+erratic events in another friendship in which nothing was to be counted
+upon except the unaccountable. So that when vanquished suitors withdrew
+discomfited and returned to renew an earlier allegiance or to swear a
+new one; when "that good child of old Marvin's" had withdrawn her
+pitiful little face and her disappointment into the remote fastness of
+settlement work; when her mother resigned all claims upon the victoria
+and loudly affirmed her preference for the brougham, then things in
+general--and Mr. Stevenson in particular--began to bore Miss Knowles,
+and she began to look forward, with an emotion which would have
+surprised her betrothed, to foreign mails and letters. She considerately
+spared Mr. Stevenson this disquieting intelligence, having found him in
+matters of honor and rectitude as archaic and as fastidious as Jimmie
+himself. "Has a nasty suspicious mind," she reflected, "and a nasty
+jealous disposition. I wonder if he will expect me to give up all my
+friends when I marry him."
+
+Yet even Mr. Stevenson could have found no cause for jealousy in the
+matter of the letters. He might have objected to their being written at
+all, but beyond that they were innocuous. For all the personality they
+contained they might have been transcripts of Jimmie's reports to his
+firm. He clung doggedly to his prescribed topics, and he could not have
+devised a surer method of arousing the curiosity and the interest of
+this spoiled young person. She spent hours, which should have been
+devoted to the contemplation of approaching bliss, in reading between
+the prosaic lines, in searching for sentiment in a catalogue of railway
+stations, for tenderness in description of eccentric _tables d'hôte_.
+Finding no trace of his old gallantry in all the closely written pages,
+she attributed its absence to obedience and accepted it as the higher
+tribute to her power. She was forced to judge her lover's longing by the
+quantity rather than by the ardor of his words, and to detect the
+yearning of a true lover's heart through such effectual disguise as:
+
+"Drewitt is a fine old chap; as placid and as bright as this country
+and a great deal more so than anyone you'll see in the windows of the
+Union League Club. He received me so cordially that I felt awkward about
+introducing the object of my visit, but when I had admired everything in
+sight from the mountains in the distance to the rug I was sitting on, I
+finally faced the situation and did it.
+
+"'Dear me,' said he, 'are those directors still troubling themselves
+about their transaction with me?' I admitted apologetically that they
+were; that their books refused to close over the gap left by the
+vanishing of $50,000, and that he was earnestly requested to return to
+New York and to lend his acknowledged business acumen, etc., etc. He
+never turned a hair. Said they--and I--were very kind. Nothing could
+give him greater pleasure. But the ladies preferred Japan. Therefore he,
+etc., etc., etc. But he would be delighted to explain the matter fully
+to me; to supply me with all the figures and information I desired. (And
+that, of course, is as much as I am expected to bring back.) But he
+would have to postpone his return until--and you should have seen the
+whimsical, quizzical old eye of his--until the nations would agree upon
+new extradition treaties. Then, of course, etc., etc., etc. Meanwhile,
+as there was no immediate urgency about the matter, as he hoped that I
+would stay with them for as long a time as I cared to arrange, he would
+suggest that we should join Mrs. Drewitt in the garden. She would
+welcome news of our American friends. 'I need not ask you,' he added as
+we went out through the wall-like people in a dream or a fairy tale, to
+be discreet and casual in your conversation with the ladies. My daughter
+is away this week visiting an old friend of hers who is married to a
+missionary in a neighboring village. She knows the reason for our being
+here. My wife does not. It need not be discussed with either of them.'
+I should think not!
+
+"And there in the garden was Mrs. Drewitt, a fat little old lady in a
+flaming kimono and spectacles. She wears her hair as your Aunt Matilda
+does, stuck to her forehead in scrolls. 'Water curls,' I think, is the
+technical term. She was holding the head of a dejected marigold while a
+native propped it up with a stick. It seemed she remembered my mother,
+and we spent a delightful tea-time in a garden which was a part of the
+same dream as the phantom wall. Then the old gentleman led me off by
+myself and wanted to hear all about Broadway. Whether Oscar was still at
+the Waldorf. Whether Fields and Weber made 'a good thing of it' apart.
+Then the old lady led me off by myself and wanted to know who was now
+the pastor of the Brick Church, and what was Maude Adam's latest play,
+and whether skirts were worn long or short in the street.
+
+"'You see this dress,' she said, 'is not really made for a woman of my
+age. In fact, in this country all the bright and pretty colors are worn
+by the waitresses. Geishas they call them. But Mr. Drewitt always liked
+bright colors, and red is very becoming to me.' She was such a wistful,
+pathetic, and incongruous little figure that I said something about
+hoping that she would soon be in New York again. 'But,' she said, 'Mr.
+Drewitt cannot leave his work here. Didn't you know that he is stationed
+here to report the changes of the weather to Washington? It is very
+important, and we can't go home until he is recalled. And, besides,'"
+she went on with a half sob in her voice and a look in her eyes that
+made her seem as young as her own daughter, 'and, besides, I would much
+rather be here. In New York my husband was too busy. He had so many
+calls upon his time, so many people to meet, and so many places to go,
+that sometimes I hardly felt as though he belonged to me. But now for
+days and weeks at a time we are together. And he has no business
+worries. And his salary,' she brightened up to tell me, 'is almost as
+good here as it used to be in the Trust Company for _much_ harder work.'
+She's a sweet old thing--must have been quite a beauty once--and I wish
+you could see old Drewitt's manner with her--so courteous and
+affectionate--and hers with him--so adoring and confiding. It's
+wonderful!
+
+"It will take some time to get all the information I want from the old
+man. He has the papers and he is quite willing to explain everything,
+but we spend the larger part of every day in entertaining the old lady
+and keeping her happy and unsuspicious."
+
+A series of such letters covering several placid weeks reduced Miss
+Knowles to a condition of moodiness and abstraction which all the
+resources at her command failed to dissipate. In vain were the
+practical blandishments of Mr. Stevenson; in vain her mother's shopping
+triumphs; in vain were dinners given in her honor and receptions at
+which she reigned supreme. None of her other experiments had resulted in
+an engagement--an immunity which she now humbly attributed to the
+watchful Jimmie--and she was dismayed at the determined and
+matter-of-fact way in which she was called upon to fulfil her promise.
+"If only Jimmie were at home!" she realized, "he would save me." This
+was when the happy day was yet a great way off. "If only Jimmie would
+come home," she wailed as the weeks grew to months, and even the comfort
+of his letters failed her. For two months there had been no news of him,
+and Fate--and Mr. Stevenson--were very near when, at last, she heard
+from him again. He sent a telegram nearly as brief as his first letter.
+
+"I am coming home," it announced, "I am coming home, and I'm going to
+be married."
+
+And the simple little words, waited for so long, remembered so clearly,
+and coming, at last, so late, did what all Jimmie's more eloquent
+pleadings had failed to do.
+
+Sylvia Knowles, a creature made of vanities, realized that she loved
+better than all her other vanities her place in this one man's regard.
+No contemplation of Mr. Stevenson's estate on the Hudson, his shooting
+lodge on a Scottish moor, his English abbey, and his Italian villa could
+nerve her for the first meeting with Jimmie, could fortify her against
+his first laughing repetition:
+
+"_You_ married to Gilbert Stevenson," or his later scornful, "You
+_married_ to Gilbert Stevenson."
+
+So she dismissed Mr. Stevenson with as little feeling as she had annexed
+him, and sought comfort in the knowledge that her mother was furious,
+her own fortune ample, and that marrying for love was a graceful,
+becoming pose and an unusual thing to do.
+
+Her rejected suitor bore his disappointment as correctly as he had borne
+his joy. He stormed the special center of philanthropy in which old
+Marvin's little girl had buried herself, and she was most incorrectly
+but refreshingly glad to see him. She destroyed forever his poise and
+his pride in it when she sat upon his unaccustomed knee, rested her
+tired head upon his immaculate shirt front, and wept for very happiness.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And I remember," said Miss Knowles, "that you always take cream."
+
+"Nothing, thank you," Jimmie corrected. "Just plain unadulterated tea. I
+learned to like it in Japan. But don't bother about it. I haven't long
+to stay. I came in to tell you--"
+
+"That you're going to be married."
+
+"How did you guess?"
+
+"You didn't leave me to guess. Your telegram."
+
+"Ah, yes!" quoth Jimmie. "I sent a lot of them before I sailed. But in
+my letters--"
+
+"You mentioned absolutely nothing but that stupid old Drewitt affair.
+Never a word of the places you saw, the people you met, or even the
+people you missed. Nothing of the customs, the girls, the clothes.
+Nothing but that shuffling old Drewitt and his stuffy old wife. Nothing
+about yourself."
+
+"Orders are orders," quoth Jimmie, "and those were yours to me. I
+remember exactly how it came about. We had been talking personalities. I
+have an idea that I made rather a fool of myself, and that you told me
+so. Then you, wisely conjecturing that I might write as foolishly as I
+had talked, made out a list of subjects for my letters. My name, I noted
+with some care, was not upon that list."
+
+"Jimmie," said Miss Knowles, "I was cruel and heartless that day. I've
+thought about it often."
+
+"You've thought!" cried the genial Jimmie. "How had you time to think?
+Where were all those 'anothers'?"
+
+"There were none," lied Miss Knowles soulfully with a disdainful
+backward glance toward Mr. Stevenson. "For a time I thought there was
+one. But whenever I thought of that last talk of ours--you remember it,
+don't you?"
+
+"Of course. I told you I was going to be married as soon as I came home.
+Well, and so I am."
+
+"So you are. But I used to think that if you hesitated to tell me; if
+you felt that I might still be hard about it and unsympathetic; if you
+decided to confide no more in me--"
+
+"But you would be sure to know. Even if I had not telegraphed I never
+could have kept it a secret from you."
+
+"Not easily. I should have been, as you observe, sure to know. Do you
+remember how I always refused to believe you? It was not until you were
+in that horrid Japan, where all the women are supposed to be
+beautiful--"
+
+"Yes," Jimmie acquiesced. "It was when I was in Japan."
+
+"It was then that it began to seem possible that you would be married
+when you came home. It was then that I began to realize that I didn't
+deserve to be told of your plans. For I had been a fool, Jimmie. You had
+been a fool, too, but not in the way you think. And so, if you will sit
+where I sat that horrid day, we will begin that conversation all over
+again and end it differently. The first speech was yours. Do you
+remember it?"
+
+"But I'm going to be married," said Jimmie.
+
+"Good boy. He knows his lesson. And now I say, 'To the most beautiful
+woman in the world?'"
+
+"To the most beautiful woman God ever made. The dearest, the most
+clever, the most simple."
+
+"Simple," repeated Miss Knowles with some natural surprise. "Did you say
+simple?"
+
+"Simple and jolly and unaffected. As true and as bright as the stars.
+And I'm going to marry her--"
+
+"Now this," Miss Knowles interjected, "is where the difference comes.
+You are to sit quite still and listen to me because a thing like
+this--however long and carefully one had thought it out--is difficult in
+the saying. So, I stand here before you where I can look at you; for
+four months are long; and where you may, when I have quite finished,
+kiss my hand again; for again four months are long. And I begin thus:
+Jimmie, you are going to be married--"
+
+"I told you first," cried Jimmie.
+
+"But I knew it first," she countered, "to a woman who has learned to
+love you during the past three months, but who could not do it more
+utterly, more perfectly, if she had practiced through all the years that
+you and I have been friends."
+
+"So she says," Jimmie interrupted with sudden heat. "So she says. God
+bless her!"
+
+"And, ah, _how_ she is fond of you. 'Fond' is a darling of a word. It
+keeps just enough of its old 'foolish' meaning to be human. Proud of
+you, glad of you, fond of you--I think that this is, perhaps, the time
+for you to kiss my hand."
+
+"You're a darling," he said as he obeyed. "But what I can't
+understand--"
+
+"It's not your turn. You may talk after I finish if I leave anything for
+you to say. See, I go on: You are going to marry--"
+
+"The most beautiful woman in the world."
+
+"That reminds me. What is she like? I've not heard her described for ages."
+
+"Because there was no one in New York who could do justice to her."
+
+"You are the knightliest of knights. Go on. Describe her."
+
+"Well, she is neither very tall nor very small. But the grace of her,
+the young, surpassing grace of her, makes you know as soon as your eyes
+have rested on her that her height, whatever it chances to be, is the
+perfect height for a woman. And then there is the noble heart of her.
+What other daughter would have buried herself, as she has done, in a
+little mountain village--"
+
+Miss Knowles looked quickly about the luxurious room, then out upon the
+busy avenue, then back at him, suspecting raillery. But he was staring
+straight through her; straight into the land of visions. His eyes never
+wavered when she moved slowly out of their range and sat, huddled and
+white-faced, in the corner of a big chair.
+
+"And all," Jimmie went on, "so bravely, so cheerily, that it makes
+one's throat ache to see. And one's heart hot to see. Then there is the
+beauty of her. Her hair is dark, her eyes are dark, but her skin is the
+fairest in the world."
+
+Miss Knowles pushed back a loose lace cuff and studied the arm it had
+hidden. _La reine est morte_, she whispered, _morte, morte, morte_.
+
+"But what puzzles me,", said the genial Jimmie, "is your knowing about
+it all. I never wrote you a word of it, and as for Sylvia--by the way,
+did you know that her name, like yours, is Sylvia?"
+
+"Yes," said Miss Knowles, "I had even guessed that her name would be
+Sylvia."
+
+"You're a wonderful woman," Jimmie protested. "The most wonderful woman
+in the world."
+
+"Except?"
+
+"Except, of course, Sylvia Drewitt."
+
+"Ah, yes," said Miss Knowles. "Yes, of course."
+
+
+
+
+THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE
+
+
+"And all the rest and residue of my estate," read the lawyer, his
+voice growing more impressive as he reached this most impressive clause,
+"I give and bequeath to my beloved granddaughter and godchild Cecelia
+Anne Hawtry for her own use and benefit forever."
+
+The black-clothed relations whose faces had been turned toward the front
+of the long drawing-room now swung round toward the back where a
+fair-haired little girl, her hands spread guardian-wise round the new
+black hat on her knees, lay asleep in her father's arms. For old Mrs.
+Hawtry's "beloved granddaughter Cecelia Anne" was not yet too big to
+find solace in sleep when she was tired and uninterested, being indeed
+but nine years old and exceedingly small of stature and babyish of
+habit. So she slept on and missed hearing all the provisions which were
+meant to protect her in the enjoyment of her estate but which were
+equally calculated to drive her guardian distracted.
+
+"I leave nothing to my beloved son, James Hawtry," the document
+continued, "because I consider that he has quite enough already. And I
+leave nothing to his son, James Hawtry, Junior, the twin-brother of
+Cecelia Anne Hawtry, because, though he and I have met but seldom, I
+have formed the opinion that he is capable of winning his way in the
+world without any aid from me."
+
+James Hawtry, Junior, sitting beside the heiress, failed to derive much
+satisfaction from this clause. If things were being given away, he was
+not quite certain as to what "rest and residue" might mean, but if
+things of any kind were being doled out he would fain have enjoyed them
+with the rest.
+
+Presently the lawyer read the final codicil and gathered his papers
+together, then addressed the blank and disappointed assemblage with: "As
+you have seen that all the minor bequests are articles of a household
+nature--portraits, tableware and the like, 'portable property' as my
+immortal colleague, Mr. Wemmick, would have said--I should suggest the
+present to be an admirable time for their removal by the fortunate
+legatees who may not again be in this neighbourhood. And now I have but
+to congratulate the young lady who has succeeded to this property, a
+really handsome property I may say, though the amount is not stated nor
+even yet fully ascertained. If Miss Cecelia Anne Hawtry is present, I
+should like to pay my respects to her and to wish her all happiness in
+her new inheritance. I have never had the pleasure of meeting the
+principal legatee. May I ask her to come forward and accept my
+congratulations."
+
+"Take her, Jimmie," commanded Mr. Hawtry, setting Cecelia down upon her
+thin little black legs, while he tried to smooth her into presentable
+shape in anticipation of the anxious cross-examination he was sure to
+undergo when he returned with the children to his New York home and wife.
+
+"She looked as fit as paint," he afterward assured that anxious
+questioner. "I stood the bow out on her hair and pushed her dress down
+just as I've seen you do hundreds of times. Jimmie helped, too, and I
+declare to you, you'd have been as proud of those two kids as I was when
+that boy led his little sister through the hostile camp. Funny, he felt
+the hostility instantly, though of course, he didn't understand it. But
+she--well, you know what a confiding little thing she is, and having
+been asleep made her eyes look even more babyish than they always
+do--walked beside him, smiling her soft little smile and looking about
+three inches high in her little black dress."
+
+"If I had been there," interrupted Mrs. Hawtry warmly, "I should have
+murdered your sister Elizabeth before I allowed her to put that baby
+into mourning. The black bow I packed for her hair would have been quite
+enough."
+
+"Well, she had it on. I saw it bobbing up the room while tenth and
+fifteenth cousins seven or eight times removed, stared at it and at her.
+But the person most surprised was old Debrett when Jimmie introduced them."
+
+"'This is her,' remarked your son with more truth than polish, and I'm,
+well, antecedently condemned, if that dry-as-dust old lawyer didn't
+stoop and kiss her as he wished her joy."
+
+"Ah, I'm glad he's as nice as that," said Mrs. Hawtry, "since he is to
+be your co-trustee. However," she added a little wistfully, "I don't
+like the idea of anybody dictating to us about the baby. It makes her
+seem somehow not quite so much our very own. And we could have taken
+care of her quite well without your mother's money and advice."
+
+"Why, my dear," laughed her husband, "that's a novel attitude to adopt
+toward a legacy. The baby is ours as much as she ever was. The advice is
+as good as any I ever read. And the money will leave us all the more to
+devote to Jimmie. There's the making of a good business man in Jimmie."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was part of what Mrs. Hawtry for a long time considered the
+interference of Cecelia Anne's grandmother that the child should have a
+monthly allowance, small while she was small and growing with her
+growth. She was to be allowed to spend it without supervision and to
+keep an account of it. At the end of each year the trustees were to
+examine these accounts and to judge from them the trend of their ward's
+inclinations. They would be then in a position to curb or foster her
+leanings as their judgment should dictate.
+
+Now, Cecelia Anne, restored to her friends from a wonderland sort of
+dream, called going--West--with--papa--on--the--train--and--living--
+with--Aunt--Elizabeth, was too full of narration and too excited by the
+envious regard of untraveled playmates to trouble overmuch about that
+scene in the long drawing-room which she had never clearly understood.
+The first monthly payment of her allowance failed to connect itself in
+her mind with the journey. Her predominant emotion on the subject of
+legacies was one of ardent gratitude to Jimmie. He had given her a
+quarter out of the change they had received at the toyshop where they
+had purchased the most beautiful sloop-yacht they had ever seen or
+dreamed of. A quarter for her very own; Jimmie's generosity and
+condescension extended even further than this. He also allowed her, the
+day being warm, to carry the yacht for a considerable part of their
+homeward journey, and, when the treasure was exhibited upon the topmost
+of their own front steps, he allowed her twice to pull the sails up and
+down. When he went to Central Park to sail the _Jennie H_, that being as
+near the feminine form of Jimmie Hawtry as their learning carried them,
+James, Junior, frequently allowed his sister to accompany him and his
+envious fellows. Then it was her proud privilege to watch the _Jennie
+H's_ wavering course and to rush around the margin of the lake ready to
+"stand by" to receive her beloved bowsprit wherever she should dock.
+Then all proudly would she set the rudder straight again and turn the
+_Jennie H_ back to the landing-stage where Jimmie, surrounded by his
+cohorts, all calm and cool in his magnificence, awaited this first
+evidence of "the trend of Cecelia Anne's inclinations."
+
+Not quite a year elapsed before Mr. Hawtry's genial co-trustee visited
+his little ward. The reading of the will had taken place in November,
+and on the last week of the following June, Mr. Debrett, chancing to be
+in New York, decided to cultivate the acquaintance of Cecelia Anne. Mrs.
+Hawtry and the twins were by this time settled in their country home in
+Westchester, and Debrett, driving up from the station in the evening
+with Mr. Hawtry, found it difficult to accept the freckled, barelegged,
+blue-jumpered form which he saw in the garden, polishing the spokes of a
+bicycle, as the ward who had lived all these months in his memory: a
+fragile little figure in funeral black. Never had he seen so altered a
+child, he assured Mrs. Hawtry with many congratulations. She seemed
+taller, heavier, more self-assured. But the smile with which she put a
+greasy little hand into his extended hand was misty and babyish still.
+
+Presently, while the two men rested with long chairs and long glasses
+and Mrs. Hawtry ministered to them, Jimmie appeared on the scene and
+after exchanging proper greetings turned to inspect Cecelia Anne and her
+work. "I think you've got it bright enough," he said with kindly
+condescension. "You can go and get dressed for dinner now. And to-morrow
+morning if I'm not using the wheel maybe I'll let you use it awhile."
+
+"Oh, fank you!" said Cecelia Anne who had never quite outgrown her
+babyhood's lisp, "and can I have the saddle lowered so's I can reach the
+pedals?"
+
+"Oh, I s'pose so," said Jimmie grudgingly. "Sometimes you act just like
+a girl. You give 'em something and they always want, more. Now you run
+on and open the stable door. I'm goin' to try if I can ride right into
+the harness-room without getting off. Don't catch your foot in the door
+and don't get too near Dolly's hind legs."
+
+When the children had vanished around the corner of the house, Mrs.
+Hawtry turned to Mr. Debrett.
+
+"There's the explanation of Cecelia Anne's ruggedness," said she. "She
+and Jimmie are inseparable. He has taught her all kinds of boys'
+accomplishments. And she's as happy as a bird if she's only allowed to
+trot around after him. It doesn't seem to make her in the least ungentle
+or hoydenish and I feel that she's safer with him than with the gossipy
+little girls down at the hotel."
+
+"Not a doubt of it," Debrett heartily endorsed. "She couldn't have a
+better adviser. Her grandmother, a very clever lady by the way, had a
+high opinion of your son's practical mind. A useful antidote, I should
+say, to his sister's extreme gentleness."
+
+He found further confirmation of old Mrs. Hawtry's acumen when Mr.
+Hawtry proposed that they should look over Cecelia Anne's disbursement
+account, kept by herself, as the will had specified.
+
+Cecelia Anne was delighted with the idea. Jimmie had wandered out to see
+about the sports that were going to be held on the Fourth of July, and
+so the burden of explanation fell upon the little heiress. She drew her
+account book from its drawer in her father's desk, settled herself
+comfortably in the hollow of his arm and proceeded to disclose the
+"trend of her inclinations" as is evidenced by her shopping list:
+
+"One sloop yat _Jennie H_ swoped for hockey skates when it got cold.
+
+One air riffle.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+One riding skirt.
+
+Two Tickets.
+
+Six white rats two died.
+
+Four Tickets.
+
+Leather Stocking Tales. Three Books.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+Four Boxing Gloves.
+
+Eight Tickets.
+
+One bull tarrier dog and collar he fought Len Fogerty's dog bit him all
+up and father sent him away."
+
+"I remember him," said Mr. Hawtry, "a well-bred beast but a holy terror,
+go on dear."
+
+"One Byccle.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+Stanley's Darkest Africa two books but not very new.
+
+One printing press.
+
+Two Tickets.
+
+Treasure Island. One Book."
+
+"And that's all the big things," finished Cecelia Anne in evident
+relief. "Jimmie wrote down the prices, wouldn't you like to see them?"
+
+And she crossed to Mr. Debrett and laid the open book on his knee.
+
+Mr. Debrett, as Cecelia Anne teetered up and down on her heels and toes
+before him, read the list again, counted up the total expenditure and
+admitted that his ward had got remarkably good value for her money.
+
+"But what are all these 'tickets,' my dear?" he asked her.
+
+"Eden Musee," answered Cecelia Anne. And the very thought of it drew her
+to her mother's knee. "Jimmie and the boys used to take me there
+Saturday afternoons in the winter to try to get my nerve up. They say,"
+she admitted dolefully, "that I haven't got much. So they used to take
+me to the Chamber of Horrors so's I'd get accustomed to life. That's
+what Jimmie thought I needed. They used to like it, and I expect I'd
+have liked it, too, if I could have kept my eyes open, but I never
+could. I couldn't even _get_ them open when the boys stood me right
+close to that gentleman having death throes on the ground after he'd
+been hung on a tree. You can hear him breathing!"
+
+"I know him well," said Mr. Debrett. "He is rather awful I must admit.
+And now we'll talk about the books. Don't you care at all about 'Little
+Men' and 'Little Women' or the 'Elsie Books?'"
+
+"Jimmie says," Cecelia Anne made reply, "that 'Darkest Africa' is better
+for me. It tells me just where to hit an elephant to give him the death
+throes. He says the 'Elsie Books' wouldn't be any help to us even with a
+buffalo. We're going to buy 'The Wild Huntress, or Love in the
+Wilderness' next month. Jimmie thinks that's sure to get my nerve
+up--being about a girl, you see--"
+
+"And 'Treasure Island' now;" said her guardian, "did you enjoy that? It
+came rather late in my life, but I remember thinking it a great book."
+
+"It's great for nerve. Jimmie often reads me parts of it after I go to
+bed at night. There's a poem in it--he taught me that by heart--and if
+I think to say it the last thing before I go to sleep he says I'll get
+so's _nothing_ can scare me."
+
+"Recite it for Mr. Debrett," urged Mrs. Hawtry. And Cecelia Anne
+obediently began, with a jerk of a curtsey and a shake of her delicate
+embroideries and blue sash.
+
+ "Fifteen men on the dead man's chest
+ Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest
+ Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
+
+Mr. Debrett's astonishment at this lullaby held him silent for some
+seconds.
+
+"You see, sir," Cecelia Anne explained, "if you _can_ go to sleep
+thinking about that it shows your nerve. I can't. Not yet. But it never
+makes me cry any more and Jimmie says that's something."
+
+"I should say it was!" he congratulated her. "It's wonderful. And now in
+the matter of dolls," he went on referring to the list, "no rag babies,
+eh?"
+
+"Oh, but she has beautiful dolls, Mr. Debrett," interposed her mother.
+"She'll show them to you to-morrow morning, won't you honey-child? But
+she did not buy them. They were given to her at Christmas and other
+times. But really, since we came out here for the summer they've been
+rather neglected. Their mother has been so busy."
+
+"And Jimmie made me a house for them!" Cecelia Anne broke in. "And
+furniture! And a front yard stuck right on to the piazza! But I don't
+know, mother, whether I'd have time to show them to Mr. Debrett in the
+morning. I'm pretty busy now. It's getting so near the race. And I pace
+Jimmie _every_ morning."
+
+"Ah! that reminds me," said her father, "Jimmie told me to send you to
+bed at eight o'clock--one of the rules of 'training', you know--so say
+good night to us all and put your little book back in the drawer.
+You've kept it very nicely. I am sure Mr. Debrett agrees with me."
+
+When the elders were alone, Mrs. Hawtry crossed over into the light and
+addressed her guest.
+
+"I can't have you thinking badly of Jimmie," she began, "or of us, for
+allowing him to practically spend the baby's income. Every one of the
+things on that list mark a stage in Cecelia Anne's progress away from
+priggishness and toward health. I don't know just how much she realizes
+her own power of veto in these purchases but I am sure she would never
+exercise it against Jimmie. She's absolutely wrapped up in him and he's
+wonderfully good and patient with her. Of course, you know, they're
+twins although no one ever guesses it. They've shared everything from
+the very first."
+
+"In this combination," laughed Debrett, "the boy is 'father to the
+girl' and the girl is 'mother to the boy.'"
+
+"Precisely so," Mr. Hawtry replied, "and the mother part comes out
+strong in this race and training affair. An old chap down at the
+hotel--one of those old white-whiskered 'Foxey Grandpas' that no summer
+resort should be without--has arranged a great race for his friends, the
+children, on Fourth of July morning. The prize is to be the privilege of
+setting off the fireworks in the evening."
+
+"They'll run themselves to death," commented Debrett, who knew his young
+America, "and is Jimmie to be one of the contestants?"
+
+"He is," replied Hawtry, "it's a 'free for all' event and even Cecelia
+Anne _may_ start if Jimmie allows it. She's not thinking much about that
+though. You see, Jimmie has gone into training and she's his trainer. I
+went out with them last Saturday morning to see how they manage. They
+marched me down to an untenanted little farm, back from the road. Jimmie
+carried the 'riffle' referred to in Cecelia Anne's text and a handful of
+blank cartridges. Cecelia Anne carried Jimmie's sweater, a bath towel, a
+large sponge, a small tin bucket and a long green bottle. I carried
+nothing. I was observing, not interfering."
+
+"Oh, that dear baby!" broke in Mrs. Hawtry, "such a heavy load!"
+
+"She's thriving under it, my dear." Well, presently we arrived at our
+destination, and I saw that those kids had worn a little path, not very
+deep of course, all round what used to be rather a spacious 'door yard.'
+The winning-post was the pump. By its side Cecelia Anne disposed her
+burden like a theatrical 'dresser' getting things ready for his
+principal. She hung her tin pail on the pump's snout and pumped it full
+of water, laid it beside the bath towel, threw the sponge into it,
+gave a final testing jerk to her tight little braids and divested
+herself of her jumpers and the dress she wore under them. Then she
+resumed the jumpers, took the rifle and crossed the 'track.' Jimmie,
+meanwhile, had stripped to trousers and the upper part of his
+bathing-suit, had donned his running shoes, set his feet in holes kicked
+in the ground for that purpose and bent forward, his back professionally
+hunched and in his hands the essential pieces of cork. Cecelia Anne
+gabbled the words of starting, shut her eyes tightly, fired the rifle
+into the air, threw it on the ground and set off after the swiftly
+moving Jimmie. Early in his first lap she was up to him. As they passed
+the pump, she was ahead. In the succeeding laps she kept a comfortable
+distance in the lead, until the end of the third when she sprinted for
+'home,' grabbed the towel and, as Jimmie came bounding up, wrapped him
+in it, rubbed him down, fanned him with it, moistened his brow with
+vinegar from the long bottle, tied the sweater around his neck by its
+red sleeves and held the dripping sponge to his lips. Then she found
+time for me.
+
+[Illustration: CELIA ANNE SHUT HER EYES TIGHTLY AND FIRED THE RIFLE INTO
+THE AIR.]
+
+"Oh, father," she cried, "did you _ever_ see _any_body who could run as
+fast as Jimmie? Don't you just know he'll win that race?"
+
+"There's but one chance against it," said I. "And really, Mr. Debrett,
+that boy can run. He's a little bit heavy maybe, but he holds himself
+well together and keeps up a pretty good pace. I timed him and measured
+up the distance roughly afterward. It was pretty good going for a little
+chap. Cecelia Anne is so much smaller that we often forget what a little
+fellow he is after all. But that baby--whew--I wish you'd seen her fly.
+It wasn't running. She just blew over the ground and arrived at the pump
+as cool as a cucumber although Jimmie was puffing like an automobile of
+the vintage of 1890."
+
+"You see," said Jimmie to me as he lay magnificently on the grass
+waiting to grow cool while Cecelia still fanned him with the towel, "you
+see it don't hurt her to pace me round the track."
+
+"Apparently not," said I, and although he's my own boy and I know him
+pretty well, I couldn't for the life of me decide whether he, as well as
+Cecelia Anne, had really failed to grasp the fact that she beats him to
+a standstill every morning. I suppose we'll know on the Fourth. If she
+runs, then he does not know. But if he refuses to let her run; it will
+be because he does know."
+
+"I'm not so sure of that," said Mrs. Hawtry.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Cecelia Anne _was_ allowed to run. First, in a girl's race among the
+giggling, amateurish, self-conscious girls whom she outdistanced by a
+lap or two and, later, in the race for all winners, where she had to
+compete with Charlie Anderson, the beau of the hotel, Len Fogarty, the
+milkman's son, and her own incomparable Jimmie.
+
+The master of ceremonies gave the signal and the event of the day was
+on. First to collapse was Charlie Anderson. Jimmie was then in the lead
+with Len Fogarty a close second, and Cecelia Anne beside him. So they
+went for a lap. Then Jimmie, missing perhaps the blue little figure of
+his pacemaker, wavered a little, only a little, but enough to allow Len
+Fogarty to forge past him. Len Fogarty! The blatant, hated Len Fogarty,
+always shouting defiance from his father's milk-wagon! Then forward
+sprang Cecelia Anne. Not for all the riches of the earth would she have
+beaten Jimmie, but not for all the glory of heaven would she allow any
+one else to beat him. And so by an easy spectacular ten seconds, she
+outran Len Fogarty.
+
+Then wild was the enthusiasm of the audience and black was the brow of
+Len Fogarty. A chorus of: "Let a girl lick you," "Call yourself a
+runner," "Come up to the house an' race me baby brother," has not a
+soothing effect when added to the disappointment of being forever shut
+off from the business end of rockets and Roman candles. These things
+Cecelia Anne knew and so accepted, sadly and resignedly, the glare with
+which Len turned away from her little attempts at explanations.
+
+But she was not prepared, nothing in her short life could ever have
+prepared her, to find the same expression on Jimmie's face when she
+broke through a shower of congratulations and followed him up the road;
+to expect praise and to meet _such_ a rebuff would have been sufficient
+to make even stiffer laurels than Cecelia Anne's trail in the dust.
+
+"Why Jimmie," she whimpered contrary to his most stringent rule. "Why
+Jimmie what's the matter?"
+
+"You're a sneak," said Jimmie darkly and vouchsafed no more. There was
+indeed no more to say. It was the last word of opprobrium.
+
+They pattered on in silence for a short but dusty distance, Cecelia Anne
+struggling with the temptation to lie down and die; Jimmie upborne by
+furious temper.
+
+"Who taught you how to run?" he at last broke out. "Wasn't it me? Didn't
+I give you lessons every morning in the old lot? And then didn't you go
+and beat me when Len Fogarty, Charlie Anderson, Billy Van Derwater, and
+all the other fellows were there?"
+
+Cecelia Anne returned his angry gaze with her blue and loyal eyes.
+
+"I didn't beat you 't all," she answered. "I didn't beat anybody but Len
+Fogarty."
+
+Her mentor studied her for a while and then a grin overspread his once
+more placid features.
+
+"I guess it'll be all right," he condescended. "Maybe you didn't mean it
+the way it looked. But say, Cecelia Anne, if you're afraid of
+fire-crackers what are you going to do about the rockets and the Roman
+candles? You know sparks fly out of them like rain. And if the smell of
+old cartridge shells makes you sick, I don't know just how you'll get
+along to-night."
+
+The victor stopped short under the weight of this overwhelming spoil.
+
+"I forgot all about it," she whispered. "Oh, Jimmie, I guess I ought to
+have let Len Fogarty win that race. He could set off rockets and Roman
+candles and Catherine wheels. I guess it'll kill me when the sparks and
+the smoke come out. Maybe I'd better go and see Mr. Anstell and ask to
+be excused."
+
+"Aw, I wouldn't do that," Jimmie advised her, "you don't want everyone
+to know about your nerve. You just tell him your dress is too light and
+that you want me to attend to the fireworks for you."
+
+In the transports of gratitude to which this knightly offer reduced her,
+Cecelia Anne fared on by Jimmie's side until they reached the house and
+their enquiring parents. Mrs. Hawtry was on the steps as they came up
+and she gathered Cecelia Anne into her arms. For a moment no one spoke.
+Then Jimmie made his declaration.
+
+"Cecelia Anne beat Len Fogarty all to nothing. You ought to have been
+there to see her."
+
+"Was there any one else in the race?" queried Mr. Hawtry in what his son
+considered most questionable taste.
+
+"Oh, yes," he was constrained to answer. "Charlie Anderson was in it.
+She beat him, too. And I _started_ with them but I thought it would do
+those boys more good to be licked by a little girl than to have me 'tend
+to them myself." And Jimmie proceeded leisurely into the house.
+
+"But I don't have to set off the fireworks," Cecelia Anne explained
+happily. "Jimmie says I don't have to if I don't want to. He's going to
+do it for me."
+
+"Kind brother," ejaculated Mr. Hawtry. And across the bright gold braids
+of her little Atalanta, Mrs. Hawtry looked at her husband.
+
+"_Did_ he know?" she questioned, "or did he not? You thought we could be
+sure if he let her start."
+
+"Well," was Mr. Hawtry's cryptic utterance, "he knows now."
+
+
+
+
+THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD
+
+
+"And then," cried Mary breathlessly, "what did they do then?"
+
+"And then," her father obediently continued, "the two doughty knights
+smote lustily with their swords. And each smote the other on the helmet
+and clove him to the middle. It was a fair battle and sightly."
+
+But Mary's interest was unabated. "And then," she urged, "what did they
+do then?"
+
+"Not much, I think. Even a knight of the Table Round stops fighting for
+a while when that happens to him."
+
+"Didn't they do anything 'tall?" the audience insisted. "You aren't
+leaving it out, are you? Didn't they bleed nor nothing?"
+
+"Oh, yes, they bled."
+
+"Then tell me that part."
+
+"Well, they bled. They never stinteth bleeding for three days and three
+nights until they were pale as the very earth for bleeding. And they
+made a great dole."
+
+"And then, when they couldn't bleed any more nor make any more dole,
+what did they do?"
+
+"They died."
+
+"And then--"
+
+"That's the end of the story," said the narrator definitely.
+
+"Then tell me another," she pleaded, "and don't let them die so soon."
+
+"There wouldn't be time for another long one," he pointed out as he
+encouraged his horse into an ambling trot. "We are nearly there now."
+
+"After supper will you tell me one?"
+
+"Yes," he promised.
+
+"One about Lancelot and Elaine?"
+
+"Yes," he repeated. "Anything you choose."
+
+"I choose Lancelot," she declared.
+
+"A great many ladies did," commented her father as the horse sedately
+stopped before the office of the Arcady _Herald-Journal_, of which he
+was day and night editor, sporting editor, proprietor, society editor,
+chief of the advertising department, and occasionally type-setter and
+printer and printer's devil.
+
+Mary held the horse, which stood in need of no such restraint, while
+this composite of newspaper secured his mail, and then they jogged off
+through the spring sunshine, side by side, in the ramshackle old buggy
+on a leisurely canvass of outlying districts in search of news or
+advertisements, or suggestions for the forthcoming issue.
+
+In the wide-set, round, opened eyes of his small daughter, Herbert
+Buckley was the most wonderful person in the world. No stories were so
+enthralling as his. No songs so tuneful, no invention so fertile, no
+temper so sweet, no companionship so precious. And her nine happy years
+of life had shown her no better way of spending summer days or winter
+evenings than in journeying, led by his hand and guided by his voice,
+through the pleasant ways of Camelot and the shining times of chivalry.
+
+Upon a morning later in this ninth summer of her life Mary was perched
+high up in an apple tree enjoying the day, the green apples, and
+herself. The day was a glorious one in mid July, the apples were of a
+wondrous greenness and hardness, and Mary, for the first time in many
+weeks, was free to enjoy her own society. A month ago a grandmother and
+a maiden aunt had descended out of the land which had until then given
+forth only letters, birthday presents, and Christmas cards. And they had
+proved to be not at all the idyllic creatures which these manifestations
+had seemed to prophesy, but a pair of very interfering old ladies with a
+manner of over-ruling Mary's gentle mother, brow-beating her genial
+father and cloistering herself.
+
+This morning had contributed another female assuming airs of instant
+intimacy. She had gone up to the last remaining spare chamber, donned a
+costume all of crackling white linen, and had introduced herself,
+entirely uninvited, into the dim privacy of Mary's mother's room, whence
+Mary had been sternly banished.
+
+"Another aunt!" was the outcast's instant inference, as in a moment of
+accountable preoccupation on the part of the elders she had escaped to
+her own happy and familiar country--the world of out-of-doors--where
+female relatives seldom intruded, and where the lovely things of life
+were waiting.
+
+When she had consumed all the green apples her constitution would
+accept, and they seemed pitifully few to her more robust mind, she
+descended from the source of her refreshment and set out upon a
+comprehensive tour of her domain. She liked living upon the road to
+Camelot. It made life interesting to be within measurable distance of
+the knights and ladies who lived and played and loved in the
+many-towered city of which one could gain so clear a view from the
+topmost branches of the hickory tree in the upper pasture. She liked to
+crouch in the elder bushes where a lane, winding and green-arched,
+crossed a corner of the cornfield, and to wait, through the long, still
+summer mornings for Lancelot or Galahad or Tristram or some other of her
+friends to come pricking his way through the sunshine. She could hear
+the clinking of his golden armor, the whinnying of his steed, the soft
+brushing of the branches as they parted before his helmet or his spear;
+the rustling of the daisies against his great white charger's feet. And
+then there was the river "where the aspens dusk and quiver," and where
+barges laden with sweet ladies passed and left ripples of foam on the
+water and ripples of light laughter in the air as, brilliant and fair
+bedight, they went winding down to Camelot.
+
+This morning she revisited all these hallowed spots. She thrilled on the
+very verge of the river and quivered amid the waving corn. She scaled
+the sentinel hickory and turned her eyes upon the Southern city. It was
+nearly a week since she had been allowed to wander so far afield, and
+Camelot seemed more than ever wonderful as it lay in the shimmering
+distance gleaming and glistening beyond the hills. Trails of smoke waved
+above all the towers, showing where Sir Beaumanis still served his
+kitchen apprenticeship for his knighthood and his place at the Table
+Round. Thousands of windows flashed back the light.
+
+"I could get there," pondered Mary, "if God would send me that goat and
+wagon. I guess there's quite a demand for goats and wagons. I could
+dress my goat all up in skirts like the ladies dressed their palfreys,
+an' I'd wear my hair loose on my shoulders--it's real goldy when it's
+loose--an' my best hat. I guess Queen Guinevere would be real glad to
+see me. Oh, dear," she fretted as these visions came thronging back to
+her, "I wish Heaven would hurry up."
+
+Between the pasture and the distant city she could distinguish the roofs
+of another of the havens of her dear desire--the house where the old
+ladies lived. Four old ladies there were, in the sweet autumn of their
+lives, and Mary's admiration of them was as passionate as were all her
+psychic states. She never could be quite sure as to which of the four
+she most adored. There was the gentle Miss Ann, who taught her to recite
+verses of piercing and wilting sensibility; the brisk Miss Jane, who
+explained and demonstrated the construction of many an old-time cake or
+pastry; the silent Miss Agnes, who silently accepted assistance in her
+never-ending process of skeletonizing leaves and arranging them in prim
+designs upon cardboard, and the garrulous Miss Sabina, who, with a
+crochet needle, a hair-pin, a spool with four pins driven into it,
+knitting needles and other shining implements, could fashion, and teach
+Mary to fashion, weavings and spinnings which might shame the most
+accomplished spider. Aided by her and by the re-enforced spool above
+mentioned, Mary had already achieved five dirty inches of red woollen
+reins for the expected goat. But the house was distant just three
+fields, a barb-wire fence, a low stone wall, and a cross bull, and Mary
+knew that her unaccustomed leisure could not be expected to endure long
+enough for so perilous a pilgrimage.
+
+Her dissatisfied gaze wandered back to her quiet home surrounded by its
+neatly laid out meadows, cornfield, orchard, barns, and garden. And a
+shadow fell upon her wistful little face.
+
+"That old aunt," she grumbled, "she makes me awful tired. She's always
+pokin' round an' callin' me."
+
+Such, indeed, seemed the present habit and intent of the prim lady who
+was approaching, alternately clanging a dinner-bell and calling in a
+tone of resolute sweetness:
+
+"Mary, O Mary, dear."
+
+Mary parted the branches of her tree and watched, but made no sound.
+
+"Mary," repeated the oncoming relative, "Mary, I want to tell you
+something," and added as she spied her niece's abandoned sunbonnet on
+the grass, "I know you're here and I shall wait until you come to me."
+
+"I _ain't_ coming," announced the Dryad, and thereby disclosed her
+position, both actual and mental. "I suppose it's something I've done
+and I don't want to hear it, so there!" Then, her temper having been
+worn thin by much admonishing, she anticipated: "I _ain't_ sorry I've
+been bad. I _ain't_ ashamed to behave so when my mamma is sick in bed.
+And I don't care if you _do_ tell my papa when he comes home to-night."
+
+The intruding relative, discerning her, stopped and smiled. And the
+smile was as a banderilla to her niece's goaded spirit.
+
+"Jiminy!" gasped that young person, "she's got a smile just like a
+teacher."
+
+"Mary, dear," the intruder gushed, "God has sent you something."
+
+The hickory flashed forth black and white and red. Mary stood upon the
+ground.
+
+"Where are they?" she demanded.
+
+"They?" repeated the lady. "There is only one."
+
+"Why, I prayed for two. Which did he send?"
+
+"Which do you think?" parried the lady. "Which do you hope it is?"
+
+Even Mary's scorn was unprepared for this weak-mindedness. "The goat, of
+course," she responded curtly. "Is it the goat?"
+
+"Goat!" gasped the scandalized aunt. "Goat! Why, God has sent you a baby
+sister, dear."
+
+"A sister! a baby!" gasped Mary in her turn. "I don't _need_ no sister.
+I prayed for a goat just as plain as plain. 'Dear God,' I says, 'please
+bless everybody, and make me a good girl, an' send me a goat an' wagon.'
+And they went an' changed it to a baby sister! Why, I never s'posed they
+made mistakes like that."
+
+Crestfallen and puzzled she allowed herself to be led back to the
+darkened house where her grandmother met her with the heavenly
+substitute wrapped in flannel. And as she held it against the square and
+unresponsive bosom of her apron she realized how the "Bible gentleman"
+must have felt when he asked for bread and was given a stone.
+
+During the weeks that followed, the weight of the stone grew heavier
+and heavier while the hunger for bread grew daily more acute. Not even
+the departure of interfering relatives could bring freedom, for the
+baby's stumpy arms bound Mary to the house as inexorably as bolts and
+bars could have done. She passed weary hours in a hushed room watching
+the baby, when outside the sun was shining, the birds calling, the
+apples waxing greener and larger, and the shining knights and ladies
+winding down to Camelot. She sat upon the porch, still beside the baby,
+while the river rippled, the wheatfields wimpled, and the cows came
+trailing down from the pasture, down from the upland pasture where the
+sentinel hickory stood and watched until the sun went down, and, one by
+one, the lights came out in distant Camelot. She listened for the light
+laughter of the ladies, the jingling of the golden armor, the swishing
+of the branches and of the waves. Listened all in vain, for Theodora,
+that gift of God, had powerful lungs and a passion for exercising them
+so that minor sounds were overwhelmed and only yells remained.
+
+But the deprivation against which she most passionately rebelled was
+that of her father's society. Before the advent of Theodora she had been
+his constant companion. They were perfectly happy together, for the poet
+who at nineteen had burned to challenge the princes of the past and to
+mold the destinies of the future was, at twenty-nine, very nearly
+content to busy himself about the occurrences of the present and to edit
+a weekly paper in the town which had known and honored his father, and
+was proud of, if puzzled by, their well-informed debonair son. Even
+himself he sometimes puzzled. He knew that this was not to be his life's
+work, this chronicling of the very smallest beer, this gossip and
+friendliness and good cheer. But it served to fill his leisure and his
+modest exchequer until such time as he could finish his great tragedy
+and take his destined place among the writers of his time. Meanwhile, he
+told himself, with somewhat rueful humor, there was always an editor
+ready to think well of his minor poems and an audience ready to marvel
+at them, "which is more, my dear," he pointed out to his admiring wife,
+"than Burns could have said for himself--or Coleridge."
+
+And when his confidence and his hopes flickered, as the strongest of
+hopes and confidence sometimes will, when his tragedy seemed far from
+completion, his paper paltry, and his life narrow, he could always look
+into his daughter's eyes and there find faith in himself and strength
+and sunny patience.
+
+Formerly these fountains of perpetual youth had been beside him all the
+long days through. From village to village, from store to farm, they
+had jogged, side by side, in a lazy old buggy; he smoking long, silent
+pipes, perhaps, or entertaining his companion with tales and poems of
+the days of chivalry when men were brave and women fair and all the
+world was young. And, Mary, inthralled, enrapt, adoring her father, and
+seeing every picture conjured up by his sonorous rhythm or quaint
+phrase, was much more familiar with the deeds and gossip of King
+Arthur's court than with events of her own day and country.
+
+So that while Mary, tied to the baby, yearned for the wide spaces of her
+freedom, Mr. Buckley, lonely in a dusty buggy, jogging over the familiar
+roads, thought longingly of a little figure in an irresponsible
+sunbonnet, and found it difficult to bear patiently with matronly
+neighbors, who congratulated him upon this arrangement, and assured him
+that his little play-fellow would now quickly outgrow her old-fashioned
+ways and become as other children, "which she would never have, Mr.
+Buckley, as long as you let her tag around with you and filled her head
+with impossible nonsense."
+
+It was not a desire for any such alteration which made him acquiesce in
+the separation. It was a very grave concern for his wife's health, and a
+very sharp realization that, until he could devise some means of
+increasing his income, he could not afford to engage a more experienced
+nurse for the new arrival. He had no ideas of the suffering entailed
+upon his elder daughter. He was deceived, as was every one else, by the
+gentle uncomplainingness with which she waited upon Theodora, for whose
+existence she regarded herself as entirely to blame. Had she not,
+without consulting her parents, applied to high heaven for an increase
+in live stock, and was not the answer to this application, however
+inexact, manifestly her responsibility.
+
+"They're awful good to me," she pondered. "They ain't scolded me a
+mite, an' I just know how they must feel about it. Mamma ain't had her
+health ever since that baby come, an' papa looks worried most to death.
+If they'd 'a' sent that goat an' wagon I could 'a' took mamma riding.
+Ain't prayers terrible when they go wrong!" And in gratitude for their
+forbearance she, erstwhile the companion, or at least the audience, of
+fealty knight and ladies, bowed her small head to the swathed and
+shapeless feet of heaven's error and became waiting woman to a flannel
+bundle.
+
+Only her dreams remained to her. She could still look forward to the
+glorious time of "when I'm big." She could still unbind her dun-colored
+hair and shake it in the sun. She could still quiver with anticipation
+as she surveyed her brilliant future. A beautiful prince was coming to
+woo her. He would ride to the door and kneel upon the front porch while
+all his shining retinue filled the front yard and overflowed into the
+road. Then she would appear and, since these things were to happen in
+the days of her maturity, perhaps when she was twelve years old, she
+would be radiantly beautiful, and her hair would be all goldy gold and
+curly, and it would trail upon the ground a yard or two behind her as
+she walked. And the prince would be transfixed. And when he was all
+through being that--Mary often wondered what it was--he would arise and
+sing "Nicolette, the Bright of Brow," or some other disguised
+personality, while all his shining retinue would unsling hautboys and
+lyres and--and--mouth organs and play ravishing music.
+
+And when she rode away to be the prince's bride and to rule his fair
+lands, her father and her mother should ride with her, all in the
+sunshine of the days "when I'm big"--the wonderful days "when I'm big."
+
+Meanwhile, being but little, she served the flannel bundle even as Sir
+Beaumanis had served a yet lowlier apprenticeship. But she still stormed
+high heaven to rectify its mistake.
+
+"And please, dear God, if you are all out of goats and wagons, send
+rabbits. But anyway come and take away this baby. My mamma ain't well
+enough to take care of it an' I can't spare the time. We don't need
+babies, but we do need that goat and wagon."
+
+And the powers above, with a mismanagement which struck their petitioner
+dumb, sent a wagon--only a wagon--and it was a gocart for the baby, and
+Mary was to be the goat.
+
+With this millstone tied about her neck she was allowed to look upon the
+scenes of her early freedom, and no inquisitor could have devised a more
+anguishing torture than that to which Mary's suffering and unsuspecting
+mother daily consigned her suffering and uncomplaining daughter.
+
+"Walk slowly up and down the paths, dear, and don't leave your sister
+for a moment. Isn't it nice that you have somebody to play with now?"
+
+"Yes, ma'am," said Mary. "But she ain't what I'd call playful."
+
+"You used to be so much alone," Mrs. Buckley continued. Mary breathed
+sharply, and her mother kissed her sympathetically. "But now you always
+have your sister with you. Isn't it fine, dearie?"
+
+"Yes, ma'am," repeated the victim, and bent her little energies to the
+treadmill task of wheeling the gocart to the orchard gate, where all
+wonders began, and then, with an effort as exhausting to the will as to
+the body, turning her back upon the lane, the river, and the sentinel
+tree, to trundle her Juggernaut between serried rows of cabbages and
+carrots.
+
+Then slowly she began to hate, with a deep, abiding hatred, the flannel
+bundle. She loathed the very smell of flannel before Theodora was six
+short weeks old, and the sight of the diminutive laundry, which hung
+upon the line between the cherry trees, almost drove her to arson.
+
+The shy, quick-darting creature--half child and half humming bird--was
+forced to drag that monstrous perambulator on all her expeditions. After
+a month's confinement to the garden, where knights and ladies never
+penetrate, she managed to bump her responsibility out into the orchard.
+But the glory was all in the treetops, and Mary soon grew restless under
+her mother's explicit directions. "Up and down the walks" meant
+imprisonment, despair. Theodora should have tried to make her role of
+Albatross as acceptable as it might be made to the long-suffering
+mariner about whose neck she hung, but she showed a callousness and a
+heartless selfishness which nothing could excuse. Mary would sometimes
+plead with all gentleness and courtesy for a few short moments' freedom.
+
+"Theodora," she would begin, "Theodora, listen to me a minute," and the
+gift of God would make aimless pugilistic passes at her interlocutor.
+
+"O Theodora, I'm awful tired of stayin' down here on the ground.
+Wouldn't you just as lieves play you was a mad bull an' I was a lady in
+a red dress?"
+
+Theodora, after some space spent in apparent contemplation, would wave a
+cheerful acquiescence.
+
+"An' then I'll be scared of you, an' I'll run away an' climb as high as
+anything in the hickory tree up there on the hill. Let's play it right
+now, Theodora. There's something I want to see up there."
+
+Taking her sister's bland smile for ratification and agreement, Mary
+would set about her personification, shed her apron lest its damaged
+appearance convict her in older eyes, and speed toward her goal. But
+the mad bull's shrieks of protest and repudiation would startle every
+bit of chivalry for miles and miles around.
+
+Several experiences of this nature taught Mary, that, in dealing with
+infants of changeable and rudimentary mind, honesty was an impossible
+policy and candor a very boomerang, which returned and smote one with
+savage force. So she stooped to guile and detested the flannel all the
+more deeply because of the state to which it was debasing an upright
+conscience and a high sense of honor.
+
+At first her lapses from the right were all negative. She neglected the
+gift of God. She would abandon it, always in a safe and shady spot and
+always with its covers smoothly tucked in, its wabbly parasol adjusted
+at the proper angle, and always with a large piece of wood tied to the
+perambulator's handle by a labyrinth of elastic strings. These Mary had
+drawn from abandoned garters, sling shots, and other mysterious sources,
+and they allowed the wood to jerk unsteadily up and down, and to soothe
+the unsuspecting Theodora with a spasmodic rhythm very like the
+ministrations of her preoccupied nurse.
+
+Meanwhile the nurse would be far afield upon her own concerns, and
+Theodora was never one of them. The river, the lane, the tall hickory
+knew her again and again. Camelot shone out across the miles of hill and
+tree and valley. But the river was silent and the lane empty, and
+Camelot seemed very far as autumn cleared the air. Perhaps this was
+because knights and ladies manifest themselves only to the pure of
+heart. Perhaps because Mary was always either consciously or
+subconsciously listening for the recalling shrieks of the abandoned and
+disprized gift of God.
+
+"Stop it, I tell you," she admonished her purple-faced and convulsive
+charge one afternoon when all the world was gold. "Stop it, or mamma
+will be coming after us, and making us stay on the back porch." But
+Theodora, in the boastfulness of her new lungs, yelled uninterruptedly
+on. Then did Mary try cajolery. She removed her sister from the
+perambulator and staggered back in a sitting posture with suddenness and
+force. The jar gave Theodora pause, and Mary crammed the silence full of
+promise. "If you'll stop yellin' now I'll see that my prince husband
+lets you be a goose-girl on the hills behind our palace. Its awful nice
+being a goose-girl," she hastened to add lest the prospect fail to
+charm. "If I didn't have to marry that prince an' be a queen I guess I'd
+been a goose-girl myself. Yes, sir, it's lovely work on the hills behind
+a palace with all the knights ridin' by an' sayin', 'Fair maid, did'st
+see a boar pass by this way?' You don't have to be afraid--you'd never
+have to see one. In all the books the goose-girls didn't never see no
+boars, and the knights gave 'em a piece of gold an' smiled on 'em, and
+the sunshine shined on 'em, an' they had a lovely time."
+
+Having stumbled into the road to peace of conscience, Mary trod it
+bravely and joyously. Theodora's future rank increased with the decrease
+of her present comfort, but her posts, though lofty and remunerative,
+were never such as would bring her into intimate contact with the person
+of the queen.
+
+She was betrothed to the son of a noble, and very distant, house after
+an afternoon when the perambulator, ill-trained to cross-country work,
+balked at the first stone wall on the way to the old ladies' house. It
+was then dragged backward for a judicious distance and faced at the
+obstacle at a mad gallop. Umbrella down, handle up, wheels madly
+whirring, it was forced to the jump.
+
+Again it refused, reared high into the air, stood for an instant upon
+its hind wheels and then fell supinely on its side, shedding its
+blankets, its pillows, and Theodora upon the cold, hard stones.
+
+After that her rise was rapid, and the distance separating her from her
+sister's elaborate court more perilous and more beset with seas and
+boars and mountains and robbers. She was allowed to wed her high-born
+betrothed when she had been forgotten for three hours while Mary learned
+a heart-rending poem commencing, "Oh, hath she then failed in her troth,
+the beautiful maid I adore?" until even Miss Susan could only weep in
+intense enjoyment and could suggest; no improvement in the recitation.
+
+On another occasion Mary was obliged to borrow the perambulator for the
+conveyance of leaves and branches with which to build a bower withal;
+and Theodora, having been established in unfortunate proximity to an
+ant hill, was thoroughly explored by its inhabitants ere her
+ministering sister realized that her cries and agitation were anything
+more than her usual attitude of protest against whatever chanced to be
+going on. By the time the bower was finished and the perambulator ready
+for its customary occupant that young person was in a position to claim
+heavy damages.
+
+"Don't you care," said Mary cheerfully, as she relieved Theodora from
+the excessive animation. "I can make it up to you when I'm big. My
+prince husband--I guess he'd better be a king by that time--will go over
+to your country an' kill your husband's father an' his grandfather an'
+all the kings an' princes until there's nobody only your husband to be
+king. Then you'll be a queen you see, an' live in a palace. So now hush
+up." And one future majesty was rocked upside down by another until the
+royal face of the younger queen was purple and her voice was still.
+
+Mary found it more difficult to quiet her new and painful agnosticism,
+and in her efforts to reconcile dogma with manifestation she evolved a
+series of theological and economical questions which surprised her
+father and made her mother's head reel. She further manifested a
+courteous attention when the minister came to call, and she engaged him
+in spiritual converse until he writhed again. For a space her
+investigations led her no whither, and then, without warning, the man of
+peace solved her dilemma and shed light upon her path.
+
+A neighbor ripe in years and good works had died. The funeral was over
+and the man of God had stopped to rest in the pleasant shade of Mrs.
+Buckley's trees and in the pleasant sound of Mrs. Buckley's voice. Mary,
+the gocart, and Theodora completed the group, and the minister spoke.
+
+"A good man," he repeated, "Ah, Mrs. Buckley, he will be sadly missed!
+But the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be--"
+
+"When?" demanded Mary breathlessly. "When does he take away?"
+
+"In His own good time."
+
+"When's that?"
+
+"'Tis not for sinful man to say. He sends His message to the man in the
+pride of his youth or to the babe in its cradle. He reaches forth His
+hand and takes away."
+
+"But when--" Mary was beginning when her mother, familiar with the
+Socratic nature of her daughter's conversation and its exhaustive effect
+upon the interlocutor, interposed a remark which guided the current of
+talk out of heavenly channels and back to the material plain.
+
+But Mary had learned all that she cared to know. It was not necessary
+that she should suffer the exactions of the baby or subject her family
+to them. The Lord had given and would take away! The minister had said
+so, and the minister knew all about the Lord. And if the powers above
+were not ready to send for the baby, it would be easy enough to deposit
+it in the Lord's own house, which showed its white spire beyond the
+first turn in the road which led to Camelot. There the Lord would find
+it and take it away. This would be, she reflected, the quiet, dignified,
+lady-like thing to do. And the morrow, she decided, would be an
+admirable day on which to do it.
+
+Therefore, on the morrow she carefully decked Theodora in small finery,
+hung garlands of red and yellow maple leaves upon the perambulator,
+twined chains of winter-green berries about its handle, tied a bunch of
+gorgeous golden rod to its parasol, and trundled it by devious and
+obscure ways to the sacred precincts of God's house.
+
+"They look real well," she commented. "If I was sure about that goat I
+might keep the cart, but it really ain't the right kind for a goat. I
+guess I'd better take 'em back just like they are an' when the Lord sees
+how I got 'em all fancied up, he'll know I ain't a careless child, an'
+maybe I'd get that goat after all."
+
+So the disprized little gifts of God were bumped up the church steps,
+wheeled up the aisle, and bestowed in a prominent spot before the
+chancel rail. Some one was playing soft music at the unseen organ, but
+Mary accepted soft music as a phenomenon natural to churches, and failed
+to connect it with human agency. Sedately she set out Theodora's bows
+and ruffles to the best advantage. Carefully she rearranged the floral
+decorations of the perambulator, and set her elastic understudy in
+erratic motion. Complacently she surveyed the whole and walked out into
+the sunshine--free. And presently the minister, the intricacies of a new
+hymn reconciled to the disabilities of a lack of ear and a lack of
+training, came out into the body of the church, where the gifts of God,
+bland in smiles and enwreathed in verdure, were waiting to be taken
+away.
+
+"Mrs. Buckley's baby," was his first thought. "I wonder where that queer
+little Mary is," was his second. And his third, it came when he was
+tired of waiting for some solution of his second, was an embarrassed
+realization that he would be obliged to take his unexpected guest home
+to its mother. And the quiet town of Arcady rocked upon its foundations
+as he did it.
+
+"In the church," marveled Mrs. Buckley. "How careless of Mary!" she
+apologized, and "How good of you!" she smiled. "No, I'm not in the least
+worried. She always had a way of trotting off to her own diversions when
+she was not with her father. And lately she has been astonishingly
+patient about spending her time with baby. I have felt quite guilty,
+about it. But after to-day she will be free, as Mr. Buckley has found a
+nurse to relieve her. He was beginning to grow desperate about Mary and
+me--said we neither of us had a moment to waste on him--and yet could
+not find a nurse whom we felt we could afford. And yesterday a young
+woman walked into his office to put an advertisement in his paper for
+just such a position as we had to offer. She is a German, wants to learn
+English, and she will be here this afternoon."
+
+"Perhaps your little girl resented her coming," he suggested vaguely.
+"Perhaps that was the reason."
+
+"Mary resentful!" laughed Mrs. Buckley.
+
+"She doesn't, bless her gentle little heart, know the meaning of the
+word. Besides which we haven't told her about the girl, as we are rather
+looking forward to that first interview, and wondering how Mary will
+acquit herself in a conversational Waterloo. She can't, you know, make
+life miserable and information bitter to a German who speaks no
+English. 'Ja' or 'nein' alternately and interchangeably may baffle even
+her skill in questioning."
+
+Mary, meanwhile, was hurrying along the way to Camelot. She had not
+planned the expedition in advance. Rather, it was the inevitable
+reaction toward license which marks the success of any revolution. She
+had cast off the bonds of the baby carriage, her time and her life were
+her own, and the road stretched white and straight toward Camelot.
+
+It was afternoon and the sun was near its setting when at last she
+reached the towered city and found it in all ways delightful but in some
+surprising. She was prepared for the moat and for the drawbridge across
+it, but not for the exceeding dirtiness of its water and the dinginess
+of its barges. She had expected it to be wider and perhaps cleaner, and
+the castles struck her as being ill-adapted to resist siege and the
+shocks of war since nearly all their walls were windows. And through
+these windows she caught glimpses of the strangest interiors which ever
+palaces boasted. Miles and acres of bare wooden tables stood under the
+shade of straight iron trees. From the trees black ribbons depended. In
+the treetops there were wheels and shining iron bars, and all about the
+tables there were other iron bars and bolts and bands of greasy leather.
+
+"I don't see a round table anywhere," she reflected. "What do you s'pose
+they do with all those little square ones?" She sought the answer to
+this question through many a dirty pane and many a high-walled street.
+But the palaces and the streets were empty and the explorer discovered
+with a quick-sinking heart and confidence that she was alone and hungry
+and very far from home. She was treading close upon the verge of tears
+when her path debouched upon the central square of Camelot. And
+straightway she forgot her doubts and puzzlements, her hunger and her
+increasing weariness, for she had found "The Court." Across a fair green
+plaisance, all seemly beset with flower and shrub, the wide doors of a
+church stood open. Tall palaces were all about, and in every window, on
+every step, on the green benches which dotted the plaisance, on every
+possible elevation or post of observation, the good folk of Camelot
+stood or hung or even fought, to watch the procession of beauty and
+chivalry as it came foaming down the steps, broke into eddies, and
+disappeared among the thronging carriages. Mary found it quite easy to
+identify the illustrious personages in the procession when once she had
+realized that they would, of course, not be in armor on a summer's
+afternoon, and at what even, to her inexperienced eyes, was manifestly a
+wedding.
+
+First to emerge was a group of the younger knights, frock-coated,
+silk-hatted, pale gray of waistcoat and gloves, white and effulgent of
+_boutonnière_. Excitement, almost riot, resulted among the
+much-caparisoned horses, the much-favored coachmen, and the
+much-beribboned equipages of state. But the noise increased to clamor
+and eagerness to violence when an ethereal figure in floating tulle and
+clinging lace was led out into the afternoon light by a more resplendent
+edition of black-coated, gray-trousered knighthood.
+
+The next wave was all of pink chiffon and nodding plumes. The first
+wave, after trickling about the carriages and the coachmen, receded up
+the steps again to be lost and mingled in the third, and then both swept
+down to the carriages again and were absorbed. Then the steady tide of
+departing royalty set in. Then horses plunged, elderly knights fussed,
+court ladies commented upon the heat, the bride, the presents, or their
+neighbors. Then the bride's father mopped his brow and the bridegroom's
+mother wept a little. Then there was much shaking or waving of hands or
+of handkerchiefs. Then the bridal carriage began to move, the bride
+began to smile, and rice and flowers and confetti and good wishes and
+slippers filled the air. Then other carriages followed, then the good
+folk of Camelot followed, an aged man closed the wide church doors, and
+the square was left to the sparrows, pink sunshine, confetti, rice, and
+Mary.
+
+The little pilgrim's sunbonnet was hanging down her back, her hair was
+loose upon her shoulders, "an' real goldy" where it caught the sun, and
+her eyes were wide and deep with happiness and faith. She crossed the
+wide plaisance and stood upon the steps, she gathered up three white
+roses and a shred of lace, she sat down to rest upon the topmost step,
+she laid her cheek against the inhospitable doors, and, in the language
+of the stories she loved so well, "so fell she on sleep" with the tired
+flowers in her tired hands.
+
+And there Herbert Buckley found her. He had traveled far afield on that
+autumn afternoon; but it is not every day that the daughter of the owner
+of one-half the mills in a manufacturing town is married to the owner of
+the other half, and when such things do occur to the accompaniment of
+illustrious visitors, a half-holiday in all the mills, perfect weather,
+and unlimited hospitality, it behooves the progressive journalist and
+reporter for miles around to sing "haste to the wedding," and to draw
+largely upon his adjectives and his fountain pen. The editorial staff of
+the Arcady _Herald-Journal_ turned homeward, and was evolving phrases in
+which to describe that gala day when his eye caught the color of a
+familiar little sunbonnet, the outline of a familiar little figure. But
+such a drooping little sunbonnet! Such a relaxed little figure! Such a
+weary little face! And such a wildly impossible place in which to find a
+little daughter. Then he remembered having seen Miss Ann and Miss Agnes
+among the spectators and his wonder changed to indignation.
+
+It was nearly dark when Mary opened her eyes again and found herself
+sheltered in her father's arm and rocked by the old familiar motion of
+the buggy.
+
+"And then," she prompted sleepily as her old habit was, "what did they
+do then?"
+
+"They were married," his quiet voice replied.
+
+"And then?"
+
+"Oh, then they went away together and lived happily ever after."
+
+For some space there was silence and a star came out. Mary watched it
+drowsily and then drowsily began:
+
+"When I was to Camelot--"
+
+"Where?" demanded her father.
+
+"When I was to Camelot," she repeated, cuddling close to him as if to
+show that there were dearer places than that gorgeous city, "I saw a
+knight and a lady getting married. And lots of other knights were
+there--they didn't wear their fighting clothes--and lots of other
+ladies, pink ones. An' Arthur wore a stovepipe hat an' Guinevere wore a
+white dress, an' she had white feathers in her crown. An' Lancelot, he
+was there, all getting married. Daddy, dear," she broke off to question,
+"were you ever to Camelot?"
+
+"Oh, yes, I was there," he answered, "but it was a great many years
+ago."
+
+"Did you find roses?" she asked, exhibiting her wilted treasures.
+
+"I found your mother there, my dear."
+
+"And then, what did you do then?"
+
+"Well, then we were married and lived happily ever after."
+
+"And then--?"
+
+"There was you, and we lived happier ever after."
+
+And Mary fell on sleep again in the shelter of her father's arm while the
+stars came out and the glow of joyant Camelot lit all the southern sky.
+
+
+
+
+GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS
+
+
+
+Among the influences which, in America, promote harmony between alien
+races, the public school plays a most important part. The children, the
+teachers, the parents--whether of emigrant or native origin--the
+relatives and friends in distant countries, are all brought more or less
+under its amalgamating influences. In the schoolroom the child finds
+friends and playmates belonging to races widely different from his own;
+there Greek meets not only Greek, but Turk, American, Irish, German,
+French, English, Italian and Hungarian, and representatives of every
+other nation under the sun. The lion lying down with the lamb was
+nothing to it, because the lamb, though its feelings are not enlarged
+upon, must have been distinctly uncomfortable. But in the schoolroom
+Jew and Gentile work and play together; and black and white learn love
+and knowledge side by side.
+
+And long after more formal instruction has faded with the passing of the
+years a man of, perhaps, German origin will think kindly of the whole
+irresponsible Irish race when he remembers little Bridget O'Connor, who
+sat across the aisle in the old Cherry Street school, her quick temper
+and her swift remorse.
+
+Of course, all these nationalities are rarely encountered in one
+district, but a teacher often finds herself responsible for fifty
+children representing five or six of them. In the lower grades eight or
+ten may be so lately arrived as to speak no English. The teacher
+presiding over this polyglot community is often, herself, of foreign
+birth, yet they get on very well together, are very fond of one another,
+and very happy. The little foreigners, assisted by their more
+well-informed comrades, learn the language of the land, I regret to say
+that it is often tinctured with the language of the Bowery, in from six
+to twelve weeks, six weeks for the Jews, and twelve for the slower among
+the Germans' children. And again, it will be difficult to stir Otto
+Schmidt, at any stage of his career, into antagonism against the Jewish
+race, when he remembers the patience and loving kindness with which
+Maxie Fishandler labored with him and guided his first steps through the
+wilderness of the English tongue.
+
+These indirect but constant influences are undeniably the strongest, but
+at school the child is taught in history of the heroism and the strength
+of men and nations other than his own; he learns, with some degree of
+consternation, that Christopher Columbus was a "Dago," George Washington
+an officer in the English Army, and Christ, our Lord, a Jew. Geography,
+as it is now taught with copious illustrations and descriptions, shows
+undreamed-of beauties in countries hitherto despised. And gradually, as
+the pupils move on from class to class, they learn true democracy and
+man's brotherhood to man.
+
+But the work of the American public school does not stop with the
+children who come directly under its control. The board of education
+reaches, as no other organization does, the great mass of the
+population. All the other boards and departments established for the
+help and guidance of these people only succeed in badgering and
+frightening them. They are met, even at Ellis Island, by the board of
+health and they are subjected to all kinds of disagreeable and
+humiliating experiences culminating sometimes in quarantine and
+sometimes in deportation. Even after they have passed the barrier of the
+emigration office, the monster still pursues them. It disinfects their
+houses, it confiscates the rotten fish and vegetables which they
+hopefully display on their push-carts, it objects to their wrenching off
+and selling the plumbing appliances in their apartments, it interferes
+with them in twenty ways a day and hedges them round about with a
+hundred laws which they can only learn, as Parnell advised a follower to
+learn the rules of the House of Commons, by breaking them.
+
+Then comes the department of street cleaning, with its extraordinary
+ideas of the use of a thoroughfare. The new-comer is taught that the
+street is not the place for dead cats and cabbage stalks, and other
+trifles for which he has no further use. Neither may it be used, except
+with restrictions, as a bedroom or a nursery. The emigrant, puzzled but
+obliging, picks his progeny out of the gutter and lays it on the
+fire-escape. He then makes acquaintance of the fire department, and
+listens to its heated arguments. So perhaps he, still willing to please,
+reclaims the dead cat and the cabbage stalk, and proceeds to cremate
+them in the privacy of the back yard. Again the fire department, this
+time in snorting and horrible form, descends upon him. And all these
+manifestations of freedom are attended by the blue-coated police who
+interdict the few relaxations unprovided for by the other powers. These
+human monsters confiscate stilettos and razors; discourage
+pocket-picking, brick-throwing, the gathering of crowds and the general
+enjoyment of life. Their name is legion. Their appetite for figs, dates,
+oranges and bananas and graft is insatiable; they are omnipresent; they
+are argus-eyed; and their speech is always, "Keep movin' there. Keep
+movin'." And all these baneful influences may be summoned and set in
+action by another, but worse than all of them, known as the Gerry
+Society. This tyrant denies the parent's right in his own child, forbids
+him to allow a minor to work in sweatshop, store, or even on the stage,
+and enforces these commands, even to the extreme of removing the child
+altogether and putting it in an institution.
+
+In sharp contrast to all these ogres, the board of education shines
+benignant and bland. Here is power making itself manifest in the form of
+young ladies, kindly of eye and speech, who take a sweet and friendly
+interest in the children and all that concerns them. Woman meets woman
+and no policeman interferes. The little ones are cared for, instructed,
+kept out of mischief for five hours a day, taught the language and
+customs of the country in which they are to make their living or their
+fortunes; and generally, though the board of education does not insist
+upon it, they are cherished and watched over. Doctors attend them,
+nurses wait upon them, dentists torture them, oculists test them.
+
+Friendships frequently spring up between parent and teacher, and it
+often lies in the power of the latter to be of service by giving either
+advice or more substantial aid. At Mothers' meetings the cultivation of
+tolerance still goes on. There, women of widely different class and
+nationality, meet on the common ground of their children's welfare. Then
+there are roof gardens, recreation piers and parks, barges and
+excursions, all designed to help the poorer part of the city's
+population--without regard to creed or nationality--to bear and to help
+their children to bear the killing heat of summer. So Jew and Gentile,
+black and white, commingle; and gradually old hostilities are forgotten
+or corrected. The board of education provides night schools for adults
+and free lectures upon every conceivable interesting topic, including
+the history and geography and natural history of distant lands.
+Travelers always draw large audiences to their lectures.
+
+The children soon learn to read well enough to translate the American
+papers and there are always newspapers in the different vernaculars, so
+that the emigrant soon becomes interested not only in the news of his
+own country, but in the multitudinous topics which go to make up
+American life. He soon grasps at least the outlines of politics,
+national and international, and before he can speak English he will
+address an audience of his fellow countrymen on "Our Glorious American
+Institutions."
+
+It is not only the emigrant parent who profits by the work of the public
+school. The American parent also finds himself, or generally herself,
+brought into friendly contact with the foreign teachers and the foreign
+friends of her children. The New York public school system culminates in
+the Normal College, which trains women as teachers, and the College of
+the City of New York, which offers courses to young men in the
+profession of law, engineering, teaching, and, besides, a course in
+business training. The commencement at these institutions brings
+strangely contrasted parents together in a common interest and a common
+pride. The students seem much like one another, but the parents are so
+widely dissimilar as to make the similarity of their offspring an
+amazing fact for contemplation. Mothers with shawls over their heads and
+work-distorted hands sit beside mothers in Parisian costumes, and the
+silk-clad woman is generally clever enough to appreciate and to admire
+the spirit which strengthened her weary neighbor through all the years
+of self-denial, labor, poverty and often hunger, which were necessary to
+pay for the leisure and the education of son or daughter. The feeling of
+inferiority, of uselessness, which this realization entails may
+humiliate the idle woman but it is bound to do her good. It will
+certainly deprive her conversation of sweeping criticisms on lives and
+conditions unknown to her. It will also utterly do away with many of her
+prejudices against the foreigner and it will make the "Let them eat
+cake" attitude impossible.
+
+And so the child, the parent, the teacher and the home-staying relative
+are brought to feel their kinship with all the world through the agency
+of the public school, but the teacher learns the lesson most fully, most
+consciously. The value to the cause of peace and good-will in the
+community of an army of thousands of educated men and women holding
+views such as these cannot easily be over-estimated. The teachers, too,
+are often aliens and nearly always of a race different from their
+pupils, yet you will rarely meet a teacher who is not delighted with her
+charges.
+
+"Do come," they always say, "and see my little Italians, or Irish, or
+German, or picaninnies; they are the sweetest little things," or, if
+they be teachers of a higher grade, "They are the cleverest and the most
+charming children." They are all clever in their different ways, and
+they are all charming to those who know them, and the work of the public
+school is to make this charm and cleverness appreciated, so that race
+misunderstandings in the adult populations may grow fewer and fewer.
+
+The only dissatisfied teacher I ever encountered was a girl of old
+Knickerbocker blood, who was considered by her relatives to be too
+fragile and refined to teach any children except the darlings of the
+upper West side, where some of the rich are democratic enough to
+patronize the public school. From what we heard of her experiences,
+"patronize" is quite the proper word to use in this connection. A group
+of us, classmates, had been comparing notes and asked her from what
+country her charges came. "Oh, they are just kids," she answered
+dejectedly, "ordinary every-day kids, with Dutch cut hair, Russian
+blouses, belts at the knee line, sandals, and nurses to convey them to
+and from school. You never saw anything so tiresome."
+
+It grew finally so tiresome that she applied for a transfer, and took
+the Knickerbocker spirit down to the Jewish quarter, where it gladdened
+the young Jacobs, Rachaels, Isadors and Rebeccas entrusted to her care.
+Her place among the nursery pets was taken by a dark-eyed Russian girl,
+who found the uptown babies, the despised "just kids," as entertaining,
+as lovable, and as instructive as the Knickerbocker girl found the Jews.
+Well, and so they are all of them, lovable, entertaining and
+instructive, and the man or woman who goes among them with an open heart
+and eye will find much material for thought and humility, and one
+function of the public school is to promote this understanding and
+appreciation. It has done wonders in the past, and every year finds it
+better equipped for its work of amalgamation. The making of an American
+citizen is its stated function, but its graduates will be citizens not
+only of America. In sympathy, at least, they will be citizens of the
+world.
+
+
+FINIS
+
+
+
+
+
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+<h1>NEW FACES</h1>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>MYRA KELLY</h2>
+
+<p class="center">AUTHOR OF<br />
+&quot;LITTLE CITIZENS&quot; &quot;WARDS OF LIBERTY&quot;<br />
+&quot;THE ISLE OF DREAMS&quot; &quot;ROSNAH&quot; &quot;THE GOLDEN SEASON&quot;<br />
+&quot;LITTLE ALIENS&quot;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<img src="images/mark.png"
+alt="Printers Mark" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p class="center"><i>Illustrations by</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">CHARLES F. NEAGLE</p>
+
+
+<p class="center">G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY
+PUBLISHERS NEW YORK</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p class="center"><i>Copyright, 1910, By</i><br />
+G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY</p>
+
+
+<h1>NEW FACES</h1>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-frontispiece" id= "ill-frontispiece"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-frontispiece.png"
+alt="&quot;THERE&#39;S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT,&quot; HE RETORTED. &quot;SHE KNOWS THAT I SHALL
+MARRY HER.&quot;" title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>&quot;THERE&#39;S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT,&quot; HE RETORTED. &quot;SHE KNOWS THAT I SHALL
+MARRY HER.&quot;</i></span>
+<br /><br /></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span>&quot;Oh give me new faces, new faces, new faces<br /></span>
+<span>I have seen those about me a fortnight or more.<br /></span>
+<span>Some people grow weary of names or of places<br /></span>
+<span>But faces to me are a much greater bore.&quot;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center"><i>Andrew Lang.</i></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+<p class="center">
+ <a href="#THE_PLAYS_THE_THINGquot"><b>&quot;THE PLAY'S THE THING&quot;</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#THERES_DANGER_IN"><b>THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#MISERY_LOVES_COMPANY"><b>MISERY LOVES COMPANY.</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#THE_CHRISTMAS_GUEST"><b>THE CHRISTMAS GUEST</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#WHO_IS_SYLVIAquot"><b>&quot;WHO IS SYLVIA?&quot;</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#THE_SPIRIT_OF_CECELIA_ANNE"><b>THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#THEODORA_GIFT_OF_GOD"><b>THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD</b></a><br />
+ <a href="#GREAT_OAKS_FROM"><b>GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS</b></a><br />
+ </p>
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+
+<p class="center">
+<a href="#ill-frontispiece">&quot;There's no question about it,&quot; he retorted. &quot;She knows that I shall marry her.&quot;</a><br />
+<a href="#ill-35">Burgess gained an interest and an occupation more absorbing than he had found for many years</a><br />
+<a href="#ill-77">Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's eyes, was a study</a><br />
+<a href="#ill-99">She swooped under the large center table, dragging Patty with her</a><br />
+<a href="#ill-129">The changeless smile and the drooping plumes made three complete revolutions, and nestled confidingly upon the shoulder of the law</a><br />
+<a href="#ill-207">Celia Anne shut her eyes tightly and fired the rifle into the air</a><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>NEW FACES</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_PLAYS_THE_THINGquot" id="THE_PLAYS_THE_THINGquot"></a>&quot;THE PLAY'S THE THING&quot;</h2>
+
+
+<p>A business meeting of the Lady Hyacinths
+Shirt-Waist Club was in progress.
+The roll had been called. The
+twenty members were all present and the
+Secretary had read the minutes of the last
+meeting. These formalities had consumed
+only a few moments and the club was ready
+to fall upon its shirt waists. The sewing-machines
+were oiled and uncovered, the cutting-table
+was cleared, every Hyacinth had
+her box of sewing paraphernalia in her lap;
+and Miss Masters who had been half cajoled
+and half forced into the management of this
+branch of the St. Martha's Settlement Mission
+was congratulating herself upon the ease
+and expedition with which her charges were
+learning to transact their affairs, when the
+President drew a pencil from her pompadour
+and rapped professionally on the table. In
+her daytime capacity of saleslady in a Grand
+Street shoe store she would have called
+&quot;cash,&quot; but as President of the Lady Hyacinths
+her speech was:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If none of you goils ain't got no more
+business to lay before the meetin' a movement
+to adjoin is in order.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I move we adjoin an git to woik,&quot; said
+Mamie Kidansky promptly. Only three
+buttonholes and the whalebones which would
+keep the collar well up behind the ears lay
+between her and the triumphant rearing of
+her shirt waist. Hence her zeal.</p>
+
+<p>Susie Meyer was preparing to second the
+motion. As secretary she disapproved of
+much discussion. She was always threatening
+to resign her portfolio vowing, with some
+show of reason, &quot;I never would 'a' joined
+your old Hyacinths Shirt-Waists if I'd a'
+known I was goin' to have to write down all
+the foolish talk you goils felt like givin' up.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It seemed therefore that the business meeting
+was closed, when a voice from the opposite
+side of the table broke in with:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Say, Rosie, why can't us goils give a
+play?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah Jennie, you make me tired,&quot; protested
+the Secretary.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;An' you're out of order anyway,&quot; was
+the President's dictum.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Where?&quot; cried Jennie wildly, clutching
+her pompadour with one hand and the back
+of her belt with the other, &quot;where, what's
+the matter with me?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Go 'way back an' sit down,&quot; was the
+Secretary's advice, &quot;Rosie meant you're out
+of parliamentry order. We got a motion
+on the table an' it's too late for you to butt
+in on it. This meetin' is goin' to adjoin.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But Jennie was the spokesman of a newly-born
+party and her supporters were not going
+to allow her to be silenced. Even those
+Lady Hyacinths who had not been admitted
+to earlier consultations took kindly to the
+suggestion when they heard it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I don't care whether she's out of order
+or not,&quot; one ambitious Hyacinth declared,
+&quot;I think it would be just too lovely for anything
+to have a play. They have 'em all
+the time over to Rivington Street an' down
+to the Educational Alliance.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Rebecca Einstein,&quot; said the Secretary
+darkly, &quot;if you're goin' to fire off your face
+about plays an' the Educational Alliances
+you can keep your own minnits, that's all!
+Do ye think I'm goin' to write down your
+foolishness? Well, I ain't.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Again the President plied her gavel.
+&quot;Goils,&quot; she remonstrated, &quot;this ain't no
+way to act. Say, Miss Masters,&quot; she went
+on, &quot;I guess the whole lot of us is out of order
+now. What would you do about it if you
+was me?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I should suggest,&quot; Miss Masters answered,
+&quot;that the motion to adjourn be carried
+and that the whole club go into
+committee on the question raised by Miss
+Meyer.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I move that we take our woik into committee
+with us,&quot; cried Miss Kidansky, not
+to be deflected from her buttonholes. And
+from such humble beginnings the production
+of Hamlet by the Lady Hyacinths sprang.</p>
+
+<p>Hamlet was not their first choice. It was
+not even their tenth and to the end it was
+not the unanimous choice. During the preliminary
+stages of the dramatic fever Miss
+Masters preserved that strict neutrality
+which marks the successful Settlement
+worker. She would help&mdash;oh, surely she
+would help&mdash;the Hyacinths, but she would
+not lead them. She had never questioned
+their taste in the shape and color of their
+shirt waists. Some horrid garments had
+resulted but to her they represented &quot;self
+expression,&quot; and as such gave her more
+pleasure than any servile following of her
+advice could have done. She soon discovered
+that the latitude in the shirt waist field
+is far exceeded by that in the dramatic and
+she discovered too, that the Lady Hyacinths,
+though they seldom visited the theatre
+had strong digestions where plays were
+concerned.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;East Lynne&quot; was warmly advocated until
+some one discovered a grandmother who
+had seen it in her youth. Then:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah gee!&quot; remarked the Lady Hyacinths,
+&quot;we ain't no grave snatchers. We ain't
+goin' to dig up no dead ones. Say Miss
+Masters, ain't there no new plays we could
+give?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Miss Masters referred them to the public
+library, but not many plays are obtainable
+in book form, and the next two meetings
+were devoted to the plays of Ibsen, Bernard
+Shaw, Vaughan Moody. When Miss Masters
+descried this literature in the hands of
+the now openly mutinous Secretary she felt
+the time had come to interfere with
+the &quot;self activity&quot; of her charges. She
+promptly confiscated the second volume of
+&quot;G.B.S.&quot; &quot;For,&quot; she explained &quot;we don't
+want to do anything unpleasant and the
+writer of these plays himself describes them
+as that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Guess we don't,&quot; the President agreed.
+&quot;We got to live up to our name, ain't we?
+An' what could be pleasanter than a
+Hyacinth?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nothing, of course,&quot; agreed Miss Masters
+unsteadily.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's one in this Ibsen book might
+do,&quot; Jennie suggested. &quot;It's called 'A
+Dolls' House,' that's a real sweet name.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am afraid it wouldn't do,&quot; said Miss
+Masters hastily.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What's the matter with it?&quot; demanded
+Susie Meyer.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, in the first place, there are children
+in it&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Cut it! 'Nough said,&quot; pronounced the
+President. &quot;Them plays wid kids in 'em
+is all out of style. We giv' 'East Lynne'
+the turn down an' there was only one kid
+in that. What else have you got in that
+Gibson book? Have you got the play with
+the Gibson goils in it? We could do that all
+right, all right. Ain't most of us got Gibson
+pleats in our shirt waists?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I don't see nothin' about goils,&quot; the
+Secretary made answer, &quot;but there's one
+here about ghosts. How would that do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not at all,&quot; said Miss Masters firmly.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What's the matter with it?&quot; asked one
+of the girls abandoning her sewing-machine
+and coming over to the table. &quot;I seen
+posters of it last year. They are givin' it
+in Broadway. The costoomes would be real
+easy, just a sheet you know and your hair
+hanging down.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's not about that kind of ghost,&quot; Miss
+Masters explained, &quot;and I don't think it
+would do for us as there are very few people
+in the cast and one of them is a minister.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Cut it,&quot; said the President briefly, &quot;we
+ain't goin' to have no hymn singin' in ours.
+We couldn't, you know,&quot; she explained to
+Miss Masters, &quot;the most of us is Jewesses.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Katie McGuire ain't no Jewess,&quot; asserted
+the Secretary. &quot;She could be the
+minister if that's all you've got against this
+Gibson play. I wish we <i>could</i> give it. It's
+about the only up-to-date Broadway success
+we can find. The librarian says you can't
+never buy copies of Julia Marlowe's an'
+Ethel Barrymore's an' Maude Adams' plays.
+I guess they're just scared somebody like
+us will come along an' do 'em better than
+they do an' bust their market. Actresses,&quot;
+she went on, &quot;is all jest et up with jealousy
+of one another. Is there anythin' except
+the minister the matter with 'Ghosts?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Everything else is the matter with it,&quot;
+said Miss Masters. &quot;To begin with, I might
+as well tell you, it never was a Broadway
+success. It's a play that is read oftener than
+it's acted and last year, Jennie, when you
+saw the posters, it only ran for a week.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Cut it,&quot; said the President. &quot;We ain't
+huntin' frosts.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The brows of the Hyacinths grew furrowed
+and their eyes haggard in the search.
+Everyone could tell them of plays but no
+one knew where they could be found in
+printed form and whenever the librarian
+found something which might be suitable
+Miss Masters was sure to know of something
+to its disadvantage.</p>
+
+<p>And then the real stage, the legitimate
+Broadway stage intervened. Albert Marsden
+produced Hamlet and the Lady Hyacinths
+determined to follow suit.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's kind of old,&quot; the President admitted,
+&quot;but there must be some style left to it.
+They're playin' it on Broadway right now.
+An' we'll give it on East Broadway just as
+soon as we can git ready. Me and Mamie
+went round to the library last night an' got
+it out. It's got a dandy lot of parts in it:
+more than this club will ever need. An'
+it's got lots of murders an' scraps, an' court
+ladies an' soldiers an' kings. It's our play
+all right!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The sea of troubles into which the Lady
+Hyacinths plunged with so much enthusiasm
+swallowed them so completely that
+Miss Masters could only stand on its shore,
+looking across to Denmark and wringing her
+hands over the awful things that were happening
+in that unhappy land. Fortunately
+she had a friend to whom she could appeal
+for succour for the lost but still valiant Hyacinths.
+He was the sort of person to whom
+appeals came as naturally as honors come to
+some men and, since he had nothing to do
+and ample time and money with which to
+do it, he was generally helpful and resourceful.
+That he had once loved Miss Masters
+has nothing to do with this story. She was
+now engaged to be married to a poorer and
+busier man, but it was to Jack Burgess that
+she appealed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Of course I know,&quot; said he when he had
+responded to her message and she had
+anchored him with a tea-cup and disarmed
+him with a smile, &quot;of course I know what
+you want to say to me. Every girl who has
+refused me has said it sooner or later. You
+are saying it later&mdash;much later&mdash;than they
+generally do, but it always comes. 'You
+have found a wife for me.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have done much better than that,&quot;
+she answered, &quot;I have found work for you.&quot;
+And she sketched the distress of the Hyacinths
+in Denmark and urged him to go to
+their assistance.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But, my dear Margaret,&quot; he remonstrated,
+&quot;What can I do? You have always
+known that 'something is rotten in the state
+of Denmark,' and yet you have let these
+poor innocents stir it up. I have often
+thought that poor Shakespeare added that
+line after the first performance. I intend
+to write that hint to Furniss one of these
+days.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You will write it,&quot; said Margaret Masters,
+&quot;with more conviction after you have
+seen <i>my</i> Denmark.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Very well,&quot; said he, &quot;I'll visit Elsinore
+to-night, but I insist upon a return ticket.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You will be begging for a season ticket,&quot;
+she laughed. &quot;They have reduced me to
+such a condition that I don't know whether
+they are amusing me or breaking my heart.
+Tell me, come, which is it? Did you ever
+hear blank verse recited with tense and
+reverent earnestness and a Bowery accent?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I never did,&quot; said he.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>&quot;Shakespeare was right,&quot; whispered Burgess
+to Miss Masters. &quot;There is something
+rotten in Denmark. I've located it. It's
+the Prince.&quot; They were sitting together
+in a corner of the kindergarten room of the
+settlement: a large and spacious room all
+decked and bright with the paper and cardboard
+masterpieces of the babies who played
+and learned there in the mornings. Casts
+and pictures and green growing things added
+to its charm and the Lady Hyacinths so
+trim and neat and earnest did not detract
+from it.</p>
+
+<p>The sewing-machines and the cutting-table
+had been cast into corners and well
+in the glare of the electric light the President
+was exclaiming in a voice which would
+have disgraced an early phonograph, &quot;Oh
+that this too too solid flesh would melt.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was not a dress rehearsal but the too
+solid Prince wore his hair low on his neck
+and a golden fillet bound his brows. Silent,
+he was noble. His walk as he came in at
+the end of a procession of court ladies and
+gentlemen was magnificent&mdash;slow, dejected,
+imperious, aloof. But Wittenberg had a
+great deal to answer for, if he had contracted
+his accent there.</p>
+
+<p>Gertrude, Queen of Denmark, was a Hyacinth
+who worked daily at hooks and buttonholes
+for an East Broadway tailor. On this
+night she wore none of her regalia save her
+crown and the King had done nothing at all
+to differentiate himself from Susie Lacov
+who officiated as waitress in a Jewish lunchroom.</p>
+
+<p>The Hyacinths had wisely decided to edit
+Hamlet. In this they followed an almost
+universal principle and their method was
+also time-honored. All the scenes in which
+unimportant members of the club or cast
+&quot;came out strong,&quot; were eliminated. So
+far the Hyacinths were orthodox, but Rosie
+Rosenbaum, Prince, President and Censor,
+went a step further.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Git busy. Mix her up, why don't you!&quot;
+she commanded later from the wings.
+The other players were laboriously wading
+through persiflage and conversation. &quot;You
+folks ain't <i>done</i> nothin' the last ten minutes
+only stand there and gas. Is that actin'?
+Maybe it's wrote in the book. What I want
+to know is&mdash;is it actin'?&quot; Burgess sat suddenly
+erect and his eyes glowed. Miss Masters
+half rose to assume authority but he
+restrained her.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You shut up and leave me be,&quot; Polonius
+cried. &quot;Ain't I got a right to say good-bye
+to my son?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You can say good-bye all right,&quot; Rosie
+reminded her, &quot;without puttin' up that
+game of talk. Give him a 'I'll be a sister
+to you' on the cheek an' git through sometime
+before to-morrow. Cut it, I tell you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>This &quot;off with his head&quot; attitude on the
+President's part delighted Burgess. But the
+caste enjoyed it less and when the ghost was
+docked of a whole scene it grew rebellious.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If you give me any more of your lip,&quot;
+said the princely stage manager, &quot;I'll trow
+you out altogether. There's lots of people
+wouldn't believe in ghosts anyway. Me
+grandfather seen this play in Chermany and
+he told me they didn't use the ghost at all.
+Nothin' but a green light with a voice comin'
+out of it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, I could be the voice, couldn't I?&quot;
+the ghost argued; and it was at this point
+that Miss Masters took charge of the meeting
+and introduced Mr. Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who has offered,&quot; she went on in spite
+of his energetic pantomime of disclaimer,
+&quot;to help us with our play.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's real sweet of you, Mr. Burgess,&quot;
+said the President graciously.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not at all&mdash;not at all,&quot; he answered.
+&quot;It will be a pleasure, I assure you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You'll excuse me, I'm sure,&quot; the Secretary
+broke in, &quot;if we go right on with our
+woik while you're here. We're makin' our
+own costoomes, as much as we can. That
+was one reason us young ladies chose Hamlet.
+It's a play what everyone wears skoits
+in. It's easier for us and it ain't so embarrassing,
+and I guess our folks will like it
+better. You <i>have</i> to think of your folks
+sometimes. Even if they are old-fashioned.
+Miss Masters got us pictures of Mr. Marsden's
+production an' every last one of the characters
+has skoits on. Hamlet's ain't no
+longer than a bathin' suit, but anyway it's
+there. I don't think it's real refined, myself,
+for young ladies to wear gents' suits on
+the stage.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And of course,&quot; a gentle-eyed little girl
+looked up from her sewing to remark,&mdash;&quot;of
+course this club ain't formed just for makin'
+shirt waists. We've got a culture-an'-refinement
+clause in the club constitution, so
+we wouldn't want to do nothin' that wasn't
+real refined.&quot;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-35" id= "ill-35"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-35.png"
+alt="BURGESS GAINED AN INTEREST AND AN OCCUPATION MORE ABSORBING THAN HE HAD FOUND FOR MANY YEARS.
+PAGE 35." title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>BURGESS GAINED AN INTEREST AND AN OCCUPATION MORE ABSORBING THAN HE HAD FOUND FOR MANY YEARS.</i></span>
+<br /><br /></div>
+
+<p>&quot;I understand,&quot; said Burgess more at a
+loss than a conversation had ever found him,
+&quot;And what may I ask, is your part of the
+play?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mamie Conners is too nervous,&quot; the lady
+President explained &quot;to come right out and
+act. She's 'A flourish of trumpets within
+an' a voice without an' a lady of the court
+an' a soldier an' a choir boy at the funeral.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, Miss Conners,&quot; Burgess assured this
+timid but versatile Hyacinth, &quot;that's only
+stage fright, all great actresses suffer from
+it at one time or another.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>During the weeks that followed, order
+gradually gained sway in Denmark and Burgess
+gained an interest and an occupation
+more absorbing than he had found for many
+years.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My dear Margaret,&quot; he was wont to
+assure Miss Masters, when she remonstrated
+with him upon his generosity, &quot;Why
+shouldn't I order supper to be sent in for
+them? and why shouldn't I ask them up to
+the house for rehearsals? There's the big
+music room going to waste and those lazy
+beggars of servants with nothing to do, and
+you saw yourself how it brightened up poor
+old Aunt Priscilla. She likes it&mdash;they like
+it&mdash;I like it&mdash;you ought to like it. And you
+certainly can't object to my having taken
+them <i>en masse</i> to see Marsden in the play.
+By George! I'll drag him to theirs. We'll
+show him an Ophelia! that Mary Conners
+is a little genius.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She is wonderful,&quot; agreed Miss Masters.
+&quot;The grace of her! The dignity! What she
+herself would call the culture-an'-refinement!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;All my discovery. That tyrant of a
+Rosie Rosenbaum had cast her as a quick
+change, general utility woman. And in the
+day-time you tell me she's a miserable little
+shop-girl in a Grand Street rookery!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That is what she used to be. But I
+went to the shop a day or two ago to ask her
+to come up to my house to rehearse with
+the new Hamlet. I watched her for a few
+moments before she noticed me. She was
+Ophelia to the life. She conversed in blank
+verse. She walked about with that little
+queenly air you have taught her. She was
+delicious, adorable. At first she said that
+she could not rehearse that night, but I told
+her you wished it and she came like a lamb.
+I often wonder if I did a wise thing in introducing
+them to you. Your sort of culture-an'-refinement'
+may rather upset them when
+the play is over and we all settle back to the
+humdrum.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You did a great kindness to me,&quot; said
+he, &quot;and the best stroke of missionary work
+you'll do in a dog's age. I'm going to work.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You are not,&quot; she laughed.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am. Shamed into it by the Lady
+Hyacinths.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then perhaps the balance will be maintained.
+If you turn them against labor they
+will have turned you toward it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But Miss Masters' fears were groundless:
+the Lady Hyacinths though dedicated to a
+flower of spring were old and wise in social
+distinctions. The story of King Cophetua
+and the Beggar Maid would have drawn only
+a contemptuous &quot;cut it out&quot; from the lady
+President. Every Hyacinth of them knew
+her exact place in nature's garden&mdash;all except
+Mary Conners&mdash;now Ophelia&mdash;and she
+knew herself to be a foundling with no place
+at all. The lonely woman who had adopted
+her was now dead and Mary was quite alone
+in her little two-room tenement, free to
+dream and play Ophelia to her heart's content
+and to an imaginary Hamlet who was
+always Burgess. To her he was indeed,
+&quot;The expectancy and rose of the fair state.&quot;
+&quot;The glass of fashion and the mould of
+form.&quot; He was &quot;her honoured lord&quot;&mdash;&quot;her
+most dear lord.&quot; But in Monroe Street she
+never deceived him. Never handed his letters
+over to interfering relatives. She could
+quite easily go mad and tuneful when she
+knew that each rehearsal&mdash;each lesson taught
+by him and so quickly learned by her&mdash;brought
+the days when she would never see
+him so close that she could almost feel their
+emptiness.</p>
+
+<p>It was well that she played to an idealized
+Hamlet for the real Hamlets came and went
+bewilderingly. One of Burgess's first triumphs
+of tact had been to pry the part away
+from the lady President and give it to the
+sturdy Secretary. There followed two other
+claimants to the throne in quick succession
+and then the lot fell to Rebecca Einstein
+and stayed there. Each change in the principal
+role necessitated readjustment throughout
+the cast and at every change the lady
+President was persuaded not to over exert
+herself.</p>
+
+<p>And still Burgess in the seclusion of the
+homeward bound hansom railed and swore.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I tell you, Margaret, that girl will ruin
+us. All the rest are funny. Overwhelmingly,
+incredibly funny! And pathetic!
+Could anything be more pathetic! But that
+awful President strikes a wrong note: Vulgarity.
+Take her out of it and we'll have a
+thing the like of which New York had never
+seen, for Ophelia is a genius or I miss my
+guess and all the rest are darlings.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But we can't throw out the President of
+the club. She must have a part. You have
+moved her down from Hamlet to Laertes&mdash;to
+the King&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I did,&quot; groaned Burgess. &quot;Will you
+ever forget her rendering of the line, &quot;Now
+I could do it, Pat,&quot; and then her storming
+up to me to know &quot;Who Pat was anyway?&quot;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do,&quot; laughed Margaret, &quot;and then how
+you moved her on to Guildenstern and now
+you have got her down to Bernardo with
+all her part cut out and nothing except that
+opening line, &quot;Who's there?&quot; and the other:
+&quot;'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed,
+Francisco.&quot;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, and she ruins them. I've drilled
+her and drilled her till my throat is sore and
+still she says it straight through her nose
+just as though she were delivering an order
+of 'ham and' at her hash battery. Just the
+same truculent 'Don't you dare to answer
+back' attitude. She's impossible. She must
+be removed.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the Lady Hyacinths scattering
+to their different homes discussed their mentor.
+Ophelia and Horatio and Hamlet were
+going through Clinton Street together.
+Ophelia was still at Elsinore but Horatio
+was approaching common ground again.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I suppose he's Miss Masters' steady,&quot;
+said he to Hamlet. &quot;He wouldn't come
+down here every other night just to help us
+goils out.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But Ophelia was better informed. She
+knew Miss Masters to be engaged to quite
+another person.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then I know,&quot; cried Horatio triumphantly.
+&quot;He's stuck on Rosie Rosenbaum.
+It's her brings him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Ophelia said nothing, and Horatio having
+experienced an inspiration, set about
+strengthening it with proof.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's Rosie sure enough. Ain't he learned
+her about every part in the play? Don't he
+keep takin' her off in corners an' goin' 'Who's
+there, 'Tis now struck twelve' for about
+an hour every night? I wouldn't have
+nothin' to do with a feller that kept company
+that way, but I s'pose it's the style
+on Fifth Avenue. You know how I tell
+you, Ham, in the play that there's lots of
+things goin' on what you ain't on to. Well
+it's so. None of you was on to Rosie an'
+his nibs. You didn't ever guess it did you
+'Pheleir?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No,&quot; admitted Ophelia. &quot;No, I never
+did.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well it's so. You watch 'em. The style
+in wives is changin'. Actresses is goin' out
+an' the 'poor but honest workin' goil' is
+comin' in. One of our salesladies has a book
+about it. &quot;The Bowery Bride&quot; its name
+is. All about a shop goil what married a
+rich fellow and used to come back to the
+store and take her old friends carriage ridin'.
+If Rosie Rosenbaum tries it on me, I'll break
+her face. If she comes round me,&quot; cried
+the Prince's fellow student: &quot;with carriages
+and a benevolent smile, I'll claw the smile
+off of her if I have to take the skin with it!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>When Horatio and Hamlet left her, she
+wandered disconsolate, down to the river.
+But no willow grows aslant that brook, no
+flowers were there with which to weave fantastic
+garlands.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I've gone crazy all right,&quot; said poor
+Ophelia as she watched the lights of the great
+bridge, &quot;but I don't drown myself until
+Scene VII. And I'm goin' up to his house
+to-morrow night to learn to act crazy. I
+guess I don't need much learning.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The performance of Hamlet by the Lady
+Hyacinths is still remembered by those who
+saw it as the most bewildering entertainment
+of their theatrical experience. The play had
+been cut down to its absolute essentials and
+the players, though drilled and coached in
+their lines and business, had been left quite
+free in the matters of interpretation and accent.
+The result was so unique that the
+daily press fell upon it with whoops of joy
+and published portraits of and interviews
+with the leading characters. People who
+had thought that only ferries and docks lay
+south of Twenty-third Street penetrated to
+the heart of the great East Side and went
+home again full of an altruism which lasted
+three days. And on the last night of the
+&quot;run&quot; of three nights, Jack Burgess brought
+Albert Marsden to witness it. Other spectators
+had always emerged dumb or inarticulate
+from the ordeal but the great actor was
+not one of them. He was blusterous and
+garrulous and, to Burgess' amazement, not
+at all amused.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who is that girl who played Ophelia?
+Is she an East Side working girl or one of
+the mission people?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She's a shop-girl,&quot; answered Burgess.
+&quot;There's no good in your asking me to introduce
+you to her for I won't. That's been
+one of our rules from the beginning. We
+don't want the children to be upset and
+patronized.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who taught her to act?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, I coached them all as you know,
+but she never seemed to require any special
+teaching. Pretty good, isn't she?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Pretty good! She is a genius&mdash;a wonder.
+This is all rot about my not meeting her.
+I am going to meet her and train her. I
+suppose you have noticed that she is a beauty
+too.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But she's only a child,&quot; Burgess urged.
+&quot;She's only eighteen. She couldn't stand
+the life and the work and she couldn't stand
+the people. You have no idea what high
+ideals these girls have, and Mary Conners&mdash;that's
+the girl's name&mdash;seems to be exceptional
+even amongst them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Too good for us, eh?&quot; asked the actor.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Entirely too good,&quot; answered Burgess
+steadily.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And do you feel justified in deciding her
+future for her! In condemning her to an
+obscure life in the slums instead of a successful
+career on the stage?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do not,&quot; answered Burgess, &quot;she must
+decide that for herself. I'll ask her and let
+you know.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>To this end he sought Miss Masters. &quot;I
+want you,&quot; said he, &quot;to ask Mary Conners
+to tea with you to-morrow afternoon. It
+will be Sunday so she can manage. And
+then I want you to leave us alone. I have
+something very serious to say to her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Margaret looked at him and laughed.
+&quot;Then you were right,&quot; said she, &quot;and I
+was wrong; I had found a wife for you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;For absolute inane, insensate romanticism,&quot;
+said he, &quot;I recommend you to the
+recently engaged. You used to have some
+sense. You were clever enough to refuse
+me and now you go and forever ruin my
+opinion of you by making a remark like
+that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It is not romanticism at all,&quot; she maintained.
+&quot;It is the best of common sense.
+You will never be satisfied with anyone you
+haven't trained and formed to suit your own
+ideals. And you will never find such a
+'quick study' as Mary.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was the earliest peep of spring and Burgess
+stopped on his way to Miss Masters'
+house and bought a sheaf of white hyacinths
+and pale maiden hair for the little Lady Hyacinth
+who was waiting for him.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as he was alone with her he
+managed to distract her attention from
+her flowers and to make her listen to Marsden's
+message. He set the case before
+her plainly. Without exaggeration and
+without extenuation.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And we don't expect you,&quot; he ended,
+&quot;to make up your mind at once. You must
+consult your relatives and friends.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have no relatives,&quot; she answered.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your friends then.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I don't think I have many. Some of
+the girls in the club perhaps. The old book-keeper
+in the store where I work, perhaps
+Miss Masters.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And you have me,&quot; he interrupted.
+But she smiled at him and shook her head.
+&quot;You were real kind about the play,&quot; said
+she, &quot;but the play's all over now. I guess
+you'd better tell your friend that I'll take
+the position. I have been getting pretty
+tired of work in the store and I'd like to try
+this if he don't mind.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, but you mustn't go into it like that,&quot;
+Burgess protested, &quot;just for the want of
+something better. Acting is an art&mdash;a great
+art&mdash;you must be glad and proud.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'll try it,&quot; she said without enthusiasm.
+&quot;If you feel that way about it I'll
+try it. It can't be worse than the store.
+The store is just horrible. Oh! Mr. Burgess
+you can't think what it is to be Ophelia in
+the evening with princes loving you and then
+to be a cashier in the day-time that any
+fresh customer thinks he can get gay with.
+Maybe if I was an actress I could be Ophelia
+oftener. I'd do anything, Mr. Burgess, to
+get away from the store.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Burgess did not answer immediately. Her
+earnestness had rather overcome her and he
+waited silently while she walked to the window,
+surreptitiously pressed her handkerchief
+against her eyes and conquered the
+sobs that threatened to choke her. Burgess
+watched her. The trimness of her figure,
+the absolute neatness and propriety of her
+dress, the poise and restraint of her manner.
+Then she turned and he rose to meet her.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary,&quot; said he, &quot;you never in all the
+time I've known you have failed to do what
+I asked you. Will you do something for me
+now?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, sir,&quot; she answered simply.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then sit down in that chair and take
+this watch of mine in your hand and don't
+say one single, solitary, lonely word for five
+minutes. No matter what happens: no
+matter what anyone says or does. Will you
+promise?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, sir,&quot; she answered again.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well then,&quot; he began, &quot;I know another
+man who wants you&mdash;this stage idea is not
+the only way out of the store. Remember
+you're not to speak&mdash;this other man wants
+to marry you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A scarlet flush sprang to Mary's face and
+slowly ebbed away again leaving her deadly
+pale. She kept her word in letter but hardly
+in spirit for she looked at him through tear-filled
+eyes, and shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Of course you can't be expected to take
+to the idea just at first,&quot; said he, as if she
+had spoken, &quot;but I want you to think it over.
+The man is a well-off, gentlemanly sort of
+chap. Miles too old for you of course&mdash;for
+you're not twenty and he's nearly forty&mdash;but
+I think he would make you happy. I
+know he'd try with all the strength that's
+in him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Blank incredulity was on Mary's face.
+She glanced at the watch and up at him and
+again she shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;This man,&quot; Burgess went on, &quot;is a friend
+of Miss Masters and it was through her that
+he first heard of the Lady Hyacinths. He
+was an idler then. A shiftless, worthless
+loafer, but the Lady Hyacinths made a man
+of him and he's gone out and got a job.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Comprehension overwhelming, overmastering,
+flashed into Mary's eyes. But her
+promise held her silent and in her chair.
+Again it was as though she had spoken.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, I see you understand&mdash;you probably
+think of me as an old man past the time
+of love and yet I love you.&quot;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span>&quot;Doubt thou the stars are fire;<br /></span>
+<span>Doubt that the sun doth move;<br /></span>
+<span>Doubt truth to be a liar;<br /></span>
+<span>But never doubt I love.&quot;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>&quot;That's all I have to offer you, sweetheart.
+Just love and my life,&quot; and he in
+turn went to the window and looked out into
+the gathering dusk.</p>
+
+<p>Mary sat absolutely still. She knew now
+that she was dreaming. Just so the dream
+had always run and when the five minutes
+were past, she rose and went to him: a true
+Ophelia, her arms all full of hyacinths.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My honored Lord,&quot; said she. He
+turned, and the dream held.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THERES_DANGER_IN" id="THERES_DANGER_IN"></a>THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS</h2>
+
+
+<p>The Pennsylvania Limited was approaching
+Jersey City and the afternoon
+was approaching three o'clock
+when Mr. John Blake turned to Mrs. John
+Blake, n&eacute;e Marjorie Underwood, a bride of
+about three hours, and precipitated the first
+discussion of their hitherto happy married
+life.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your Uncle Richard Underwood,&quot; said
+he&mdash;the earlier discussions in the wedded
+state are usually founded upon relations&mdash;&quot;is
+as stupid as he is kind. It was very good
+of him to arrange that I should meet old
+Nicholson. Any young fellow in the country
+would give his eyes for the chance. But to
+make an appointment for a fellow at four
+o'clock in the afternoon of his wedding day
+is a thing of which no one, except your
+Uncle Richard, would be capable. He might
+have known that I couldn't go.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But you must go,&quot; urged the bride, &quot;it's
+the chance of a lifetime. Besides which,&quot;
+she added with a pretty little air of practicality,
+&quot;we can't afford to throw away an
+opportunity like this. We may never get
+another one, and if you don't go how are you
+to explain it to Uncle Richard when we dine
+there to-morrow night?&mdash;you know we promised
+to, when he was last at West Hills.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But what,&quot; suggested her husband&mdash;&quot;what
+if, in grasping at the shadow, I lose
+the reality? I'd rather lose twenty opportunities
+than my only wife, and what's
+to become of you while I go down to Broad
+Street? Do you propose to sit in the
+station?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I propose nothing of the kind,&quot; she
+laughed. &quot;I shall go straight to the Ruissillard
+and wait for you. Dick and Gladys
+may be there already.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Although Mr. John Blake received this suggestion
+with elaborate disfavor and disclaimer
+it was clear to the pretty eyes of
+Mrs. John Blake that he hailed it with
+delight, and she was full of theories upon
+marital co-operation and of eagerness to put
+them into practice. None of her husband's
+objections could daunt her, and before he
+had adjusted himself to the situation he had
+packed his wife into a hansom, given the
+cabman careful instructions and a careless
+tip, and was standing on the step admonishing
+his bride:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Be sure to tell them that we must have
+out-side rooms. Have the baggage sent up,
+but don't touch it. If you open a trunk or
+lift a tray before I arrive I shall instantly
+send you home to your mother as incorrigible.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Very well,&quot; she agreed; &quot;I'll be good.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then, if Gladys is there&mdash;it's only an off-chance that they come
+before to-morrow&mdash;get her to sit with you. But don't go wandering about
+the hotel by yourself. And, above all, don't go out.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Goosie,&quot; said she, &quot;of course I shan't go
+out. Where should I go?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And you're sure, sure, sure that you
+don't mind?&quot; he asked for the dozenth time.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Goosie,&quot; said she again, &quot;I am quite,
+quite sure of it. Now go or you will surely
+miss your appointment and disappoint your
+uncle.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>After two or three more questions of his
+and assurances of hers the cab was allowed
+to swing out into the current. John had
+given the driver careful navigation orders,
+and Marjorie leaned back contentedly enough
+and watched the busy people, all hot and
+haggard, as New York's people sometimes
+are in the first warm days of May. Her collection
+of illustrated post-cards had prepared
+her to identify many of the places she passed,
+but once or twice she felt, a little ruefully
+the difference between this, her actual first
+glimpse of New York and the same first
+glimpse as she and John had planned it
+before the benign, but hardly felicitous,
+interference of Uncle Richard. This feeling
+of loneliness was strongly in the ascendent
+when the cab stopped under an ornate
+portico and two large male creatures, in
+powdered wigs and white silk stockings,
+emerged before her astonished eyes. Open
+flew her little door, down jumped the cabman,
+out rushed other menials and laid
+hands upon her baggage. Horses fretted,
+pedestrians risked their lives, motors snorted
+and newsboys clamored as an enormous
+police-appearing person assisted her to alight.
+He had such an air of having been expecting
+and longing for her arrival that she wondered
+innocently whether John had telephoned
+about her. This thought persisted with her
+until she and her following of baggage-laden
+pages drew up before the desk, but it fell
+from her with a crash when she encountered
+the aloof, impersonal, world-weary regard of
+the presiding clerk. In all Marjorie's happy
+life she had never met anything but welcome.
+The belle of a fast-growing town is
+rather a sheltered person, and not even the
+most confiding of ing&eacute;nues could detect a
+spark of greeting in the lackadaisical regard
+of this highly-manicured young man.</p>
+
+<p>Marjorie began her story, began to recite
+her lesson: &quot;Outside rooms, not lower than
+the fourth nor higher than the eighth floor;
+the Fifth Avenue side if possible&mdash;and was
+Mrs. Robert Blake in?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The lackadaisical young man consulted the
+register with a disparaging eye.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not staying here,&quot; Marjorie understood
+him to remark.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, it doesn't matter&mdash;but about the
+rooms?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Front!&quot; drawled the young man, and
+several blue-clad bellboys ceased from lolling
+on a bench and approached the desk.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Register here,&quot; commanded the clerk,
+twirling the big book on its turn-table toward
+Marjorie so suddenly that she jumped, and
+laying his pink-tinted finger on its first blank
+line.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, thank you,&quot; she stammered, &quot;I was
+not to register until my husband&mdash;&quot; and her
+heart cried out within her for that she was
+saying these new, dear words for the first
+time to so unresponsive a stranger&mdash;&quot;told
+me not to register until he should come and
+see that the rooms were satisfactory. He
+will be here presently.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We have no unsatisfactory rooms,&quot; was
+the answer, followed by: &quot;Front 625 and 6,&quot;
+and fresh pages and bellboys fell upon the
+yellow baggage, and Marjorie, in a hot confusion
+of counting her property and wondering
+how to resent the young man's impertinence,
+turned to follow them.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;One moment, madam,&quot; the clerk murmured;
+&quot;name and address, please.&quot; The
+pages were escaping with the bags, and Mrs.
+Blake hardly turned as she answered, according
+to the habit of her lifetime:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Underwood, West Hills, N.J.,&quot; and flew
+to the elevator, which had already swallowed
+her baggage and the boys. Up to suite
+Number 625 and 6 she was conducted by her
+blue-clad attendants, who opened the windows,
+pushed the furniture about&mdash;then
+waited; who fetched ice water, drew down
+shades&mdash;and waited; who closed the windows,
+drew up the shades, shifted the baggage
+from sofa to armchair, unbuckled the
+straps of a suitcase, indicated the telephone&mdash;and
+waited; who put the bags on the bed,
+opened the windows, pushed the furniture
+back against the wall&mdash;and waited. Marjorie
+viewed all these man&oelig;uvres with amused
+but unsophisticated eyes. She smiled serenely
+at the smiling bellboys&mdash;while they
+waited. She thanked them prettily for their
+assistance&mdash;and they waited. She dismissed
+them still prettily, and it is to be regretted
+that, in the privacy of the hall, they swore.</p>
+
+<p>She then took possession of her little domain.
+The clerk, however unbearably, had
+spoken the truth, and the rooms were charming.
+There could be no question, she decided,
+of going farther. She spread her
+pretty wedding silver on the dressing-table,
+she hung her neglig&eacute;e with her hat and coat
+in the closet. She went down on her knees
+and investigated the slide which was to lead
+shoes to the bootblack; she tested, with her
+bridal glove-stretcher, the electrical device
+in the bathroom for the heating of curling
+irons. She studied all the pictures, drew out
+all the drawers, examined the furniture and
+bric-a-brac, and then she looked at her
+watch. Only half an hour was gone.</p>
+
+<p>She went to the window and watched
+the hats of the passing multitude, noting
+how short and fore-shortened all the figures
+seemed and how queerly the horses passed
+along beneath her, without visible legs to
+move them. Still an hour before John could
+be expected.</p>
+
+<p>And then their trunks, hers large and his
+small, made their thumping entrance. The
+porter crossed to the window and raised the
+shade, crossed to her trunk and undid its
+straps, dried his moistened brow&mdash;and
+waited. Marjorie thanked him and smiled.
+He smiled and waited, drying his brow industriously
+the while. No village black-smith
+ever had so damp a brow as he. She
+sympathized with him in the matter of the
+heat; he agreed&mdash;and waited. He undid the
+straps of John's trunk; he moved her trunk
+into greater proximity to the window and the
+light; he carried John's trunk into the sitting-room;
+he performed innumerable feats of
+prowess before her. But she only smiled
+and commended in an unfinancial way. Finally
+he laid violent hands upon his truck
+and retreated into the hall, swearing, as
+became his age, more luridly than the bellboys.</p>
+
+<p>Once more Marjorie looked out into the
+street for a while and began to plan the exact
+form of greeting with which she should meet
+John. It already seemed an eternity since
+she had parted with him. She drew the
+pretty evening dress which she had chosen
+for this and most important evening from its
+tissue-paper nest in the upper tray of her
+trunk. Its daintiness comforted and cheered
+her, as a friend's face might have done, and
+under its impetus she found calm enough to
+rearrange her hair, and, with many a shy
+recoil and shy caress, to lay out John's evening
+things for him, as she had often laid out
+her father's. How surprised, she smiled, he
+would be. How delighted, when he came, to
+find everything so comfy and domestic.
+Surely it was time for him to come. Presently
+it was late, and yet he did not come.
+She evolved another form of greeting: he
+did not deserve comfort and domesticity
+when he did not set more store on them than
+on a stupid interview in a stuffy office. He
+should see that an appointment with old
+Nicholson could not be allowed to interfere
+with their home life; that, simply because
+they were married now, he could not neglect
+her with impunity.</p>
+
+<p>She practised the detached, casual sort of
+smile with which she would greet him, and
+the patient, uninterested silence with which
+she would listen to his apologies. Then, realizing
+that these histrionics would be somewhat
+marred by a pink neglig&eacute;e, she struggled
+into her dinner dress.</p>
+
+<p>It was then seven o'clock and time to
+practise some more vehement reception for
+the laggard. It went well&mdash;very well. Any man
+would have been annihilated by it, but there
+was still no man when half-past seven came.</p>
+
+<p>Quite suddenly she fell into a panic. John
+was dead! She had heard and read of the
+perils of New York. She had seen a hundred
+potential accidents on her drive from the
+ferry. Trolley, anarchist, elevated railroad,
+collapsed buildings, frightened horses, runaway
+automobiles. Her dear John! Her mangled husband! Passing out
+of the world, even while she, his widowed
+bride, was dressing in hideous colors, and
+thinking so falsely of him!</p>
+
+<p>He must be brought to her. Some one
+should go and say something to somebody!
+Telephone Uncle Richard! She flew to the
+directory, which had interested her so little
+when the polite bellboy of the itching palm
+had pointed it out to her, and presently she
+had startled a respectable old stockbroker, so
+thoroughly and so hastily that he burst into
+his wife's presence with the news that John
+Blake had met with a frightful accident and
+was being carried to the hotel in the automobile
+of some rich gentleman from Paterson,
+New Jersey.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Hurry down there at once,&quot; commanded
+Aunt Richard, who was as staid and practical
+as the wife of a stockbroker ought to be,
+&quot;and bring the two poor lambs here in your
+car. Take the big one. They'll want plenty
+of room to lay him flat. I'll have the nurse
+and the doctor here and a room ready. Get
+there if possible before he does, so as not to
+move him about too often.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Mrs. John Blake, bride now of
+nearly eight hours, lay in a stricken heap
+upon the bed, bedewing with hot tears the
+shirt she had so dutifully laid ready for Mr.
+John Blake, and which now he was never
+more to wear. And Mr. John Blake, in a
+hurricane of fear, exasperation and bewilderment,
+a taxicab, and the swift-falling darkness,
+fared from hotel to hotel and demanded
+speech with Mrs. John Blake, a young lady
+in blue with several handbags and some
+heavy luggage, who had arrived at some
+hotel early that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>His interview with old Nicholson had been
+short and satisfactory, and at about five-thirty
+o'clock he was at the Ruissillard inquiring
+for Mrs. J. Blake's number and floor
+with a confidence he was soon to lose. There
+was no such person. No such name. Then
+could the clerk tell him whether, and why,
+she had gone elsewhere. A slim and tall
+young lady in blue.</p>
+
+<p>The clerk really couldn't say. He had
+been on duty for only half an hour. There
+was no person of the name of Blake in the
+hotel. Sometimes guests who failed to find
+just the accommodation they wanted went
+over to the Blinheim, just across the avenue.
+So the bridegroom set out upon his quest
+and the clerk, less world-weary than his
+predecessor, turned back to the telephone-girl.</p>
+
+<p>Presently there approached the desk a
+brisk, business-like person who asked a few
+business-like questions and then registered
+in a bold and flowing hand, &quot;Mr. and Mrs.
+Robert Blake, Boston.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My husband,&quot; she announced, &quot;will be
+here presently.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He was here ten minutes ago,&quot; said the
+clerk, and added particulars.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, that's all right,&quot; replied the slightly-puzzled
+but quite unexcited lady; &quot;he'll be
+back.&quot; And then, accompanied by bags and
+suitcases, she vanished aloft.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Missed connections, somehow,&quot; commented
+the clerk to the stenographer, and
+gave himself to the contemplation of &quot;Past
+Performances&quot; in the <i>Evening Telegram</i>, and
+to ordinary routine of a hotel office for an
+hour or so, when, to prove the wisdom of the
+lady's calm, the excited Mr. John Blake
+returned.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There must be some mistake,&quot; he began
+darkly, &quot;I've been to every hotel&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Lady came ten minutes after you left,&quot;
+said the genial clerk. &quot;Front, show the
+gentleman to 450.&quot; And, presently, John
+was explaining his dilemma to Gladys, the
+pretty wife of his cousin Bob. &quot;She is
+somewhere in this hotel,&quot; he fumed, &quot;and
+I'll find her if I have to search it room by
+room.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The office was hardly quiet after the appearance
+and disappearance of Mr. John
+Blake, when the clerk and the telephone-girl
+were again interrupted by an excited gentleman.
+His white whiskers framed an anxious,
+kindly face, his white waistcoat bound a true
+and tender heart.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Has Mr. Blake arrived?&quot; he demanded
+with some haste.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Just a minute ago,&quot; the clerk replied,
+and was surprised at the disappointment his
+answer caused.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I must see him,&quot; cried the old gentleman.
+&quot;You needn't announce me. I'll go right
+up. I'm his wife's uncle, and she telephoned
+me to come.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Front!&quot; called the clerk. &quot;This gentleman
+to 450.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>At the door of 450 he dismissed his guide
+with suitable <i>largesse</i>, and softly entered the
+room. It was brightly illuminated, and Uncle
+Richard was able clearly to contemplate
+his nephew of eight hours in animated converse
+with a handsome woman in evening
+dress.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I think, sir,&quot; said the woman, &quot;that
+there is some mistake.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I agree with you, madam,&quot; said Uncle
+Richard, &quot;and I'm sorry for it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But you are exactly the man to help
+us,&quot; cried the nephew; &quot;we are in an awful
+state.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I agree with you, sir,&quot; repeated Uncle
+Richard.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You <i>must</i> know how to help us,&quot; urged
+the nephew. &quot;I've lost Marjorie.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So I should have inferred. But she had
+already thrown herself away.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She's <i>lost</i>!&quot; stormed the bridegroom.
+&quot;Don't you understand? Lost, lost, lost!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I rather think he misunderstands,&quot; the
+handsome woman interrupted. &quot;You've not
+told him, John, who I am.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You are mistaken,&quot; replied Uncle Richard
+with a horrible suavity; &quot;I understand
+enough. That poor child telephoned to me
+not twenty minutes ago that her husband
+was injured, perhaps mortally, and implored
+my help. I left my dinner to come to his
+assistance and I find him&mdash;here&mdash;and thus.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Twenty minutes ago?&quot; yelled John, leaping
+upon his new relative and quite disregarding
+that gentleman's last words. &quot;Where
+was she? Did she tell you where to look for
+her?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So, sir,&quot; stormed Uncle Richard, &quot;the
+poor, deluded child has left you and turned
+to her faithful old uncle! Allow me to say
+that you're a blackguard, sir, and to wish
+you good-bye.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If you dare to move,&quot; stormed John
+Blake, &quot;until you tell me where my wife is,
+I'll strangle you. Now listen to me. This
+is Mrs. Bob Blake, wife of my cousin Robert.
+She's an old friend of Marjorie's. We had a
+half engagement to meet here this week.
+Bob is due any minute, but Marjorie is lost.
+There is only one record of a Blake in to-day's
+register and that's this room and this lady&mdash;when
+Marjorie left me at the ferry she was
+coming here, straight. I've been to all the
+possible hotels. She is nowhere. You say
+she telephoned to you. From where?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She didn't say,&quot; answered Uncle Richard,
+shame-facedly, and added still more dejectedly,
+&quot;I didn't ask. She said in a letter her
+aunt received this morning that she was
+coming here. So I inferred that she was
+here.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then she is here,&quot; cried Gladys. &quot;It's
+some stupid mistake in the office.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'll go down to that chap,&quot; John threatened,
+&quot;and if he doesn't instantly produce
+Marjorie I'll shoot him.&quot;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-77" id= "ill-77"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-77.png"
+alt="UNCLE RICHARD&#39;S FACE, AS HE MET JOHN&#39;S EYES, WAS A STUDY." title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>UNCLE RICHARD&#39;S FACE, AS HE MET JOHN&#39;S EYES, WAS A STUDY.</i></span><br /><br />
+</div>
+
+<p>&quot;You'll do nothing of the sort,&quot; his uncle
+contradicted, &quot;the child appealed to me and
+I am the one to rescue her. I shall interview
+the manager. I know him. You may come
+with me if you like.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Down at the desk they accosted the still-courteous
+clerk. Uncle Richard produced his
+card, and, before he could ask for the manager
+the clerk flicked a memorandum out of
+one pigeon-hole, a key out of another, and
+twirled the register on its turn-table almost
+into the midst of the white waistcoat.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The lady has been expecting you for
+hours, Mr. Underwood,&quot; said he. &quot;Looked
+for you quite early in the afternoon, so the
+maid says. Register here, please. Quite
+hysterical, she is, they tell me, and the maid
+was asking for the doctor&mdash;Front! 625!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's
+eyes, was a study. The telephone-girl disentangled
+the receiver from her pompadour
+so that she might hear without hindrance the
+speech which was bursting through the swelling
+buttons of the white waistcoat and making
+the white whiskers quiver.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I know nothing whatever about <i>any</i> lady
+in <i>any</i> of your rooms,&quot; he roared, greatly to
+the delight of the bellboys. &quot;I know nothing
+about your Underwood woman, with her doctors
+and her hysterics. I want to see the
+manager.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If,&quot; said the telephone maiden, adjusting
+her skirt at the hips and shaking her figure
+into greater conformity with the ideal she had
+set before it&mdash;&quot;If this gentleman is 2525
+Gram., then the lady in 625 rang him up at
+seven-thirty and held the wire seven minutes
+talkin' to him and cryin' to beat Sousa's
+band. All about her uncle she was talkin'.
+I guess it was him, all right, all right. His
+voice sounds sort of familiar to me when he
+talks mad.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But John had neither eyes nor ears for
+Uncle Richard's wrath. He snatched the
+key and the paper upon which the supercilious
+clerk had inscribed, at Marjorie's
+embarrassed dictation, &quot;Mrs. Underwood,
+West Hills, N.J. (husband to arrive later),
+625 and 6,&quot; and, since love is keen, he jumped
+to the right conclusion and the open elevator
+without further delay.</p>
+
+<p>An hour or so later the attention of the
+clerk and the telephone-girl was again drawn
+to the complicated Blakes. A party of four
+sauntered out of the dining-room and approached
+the desk.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'll register now, I think,&quot; said John.
+And when he had finished he turned to the
+star-eyed girl behind him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Look carefully at this, Marjorie,&quot; he
+admonished. &quot;Mr. and Mrs. John Blake.
+<i>You</i> are Mrs. John Blake. Do you think you
+can remember that?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Don't laugh at me,&quot; she pleaded, &quot;Gladys
+says it was a most natural mistake, and so
+does Bob. Don't you, Gladys and Bob?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;An almost inevitable mistake,&quot; they chorused
+mendaciously, &quot;but,&quot; added Bob, &quot;a
+rather disastrous mistake for your uncle to
+explain to his wife, the doctor and the nurse.
+He'll be able for it, though; I never saw so
+game an old chap.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And I'll never do it again,&quot; she promised.
+People never do when they've been married
+a long, long time, and I feel as though I had
+been married thousands and thousands of
+years.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Poor, tired little girl,&quot; said John, &quot;you
+have had a rather indifferent time of it. Say
+good-night to Dick and Gladys. Come, my
+dear.&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="MISERY_LOVES_COMPANY" id="MISERY_LOVES_COMPANY"></a>MISERY LOVES COMPANY.</h2>
+
+
+<p>&quot;But, Win,&quot; remonstrated the bride-elect,
+&quot;I really don't think we <i>could</i>.
+Wouldn't it look awfully strange? I
+don't think I ever heard of its being done.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Neither did I,&quot; he agreed. &quot;And yet I
+want you to do it. Look at it from my point
+of view. I persuade John Mead to stop wandering
+around the world and to take an
+apartment with me here in New York. Then
+I meet you. The inevitable happens and in
+less than a year John is to be left desolate.
+You know how eccentric he is, and how hard
+it will be for him to get on with any other
+companion&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I know,&quot; said Patty, &quot;that he never will
+find any one&mdash;but you&mdash;to put up with his
+eccentricities.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then, as if abandoning him were not
+bad enough, I go and maim the poor beggar:
+blind him temporarily&mdash;permanently, if he is
+not taken care of&mdash;and disfigure him beyond
+all description. Honestly, Patty, you never
+saw anything like him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I know,&quot; said she, &quot;I know. A pair of
+black eyes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Black!&quot; he cried, &quot;why, they're all the
+colors of the rainbow and two more beside,
+as the story-book says. All the way from
+his hair to his mustache he is one lurid sunset.
+I don't want to minimize this thing. It
+has only one redeeming feature: he will be
+a complete disguise. No amount of rice or
+ribbon could counteract his sinister companionship.
+No bridal suspicions could live
+in the light of it. Doesn't that thought
+help?&quot;.</p>
+
+<p>The conversation wandered into personalities
+and back again, as a conversation may
+three days before a wedding, but Patty was
+not entirely won over to Hawley's view of his
+responsibility for having with unprecedented
+dexterity and precision planted a smashing
+&quot;right&quot; on the bridge of his friend's nose in
+the course of an amicable &quot;bout.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And the oculist chap says,&quot; Winthrop
+urged, &quot;that he simply must not be allowed
+to use his eyes. I'm the only one who takes
+any interest in him or has any control over
+him, and to abandon him now would be an
+awful responsibility. Can't you see that,
+dear? If we stay at home to take care of
+him he will understand why we're doing it,
+and he'd vanish. Do let me put him into a
+motor mask and attach him to the procession.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, of course, Win,&quot; Patty answered,
+&quot;of course we must have him if you feel so
+strongly about it. It's a pity,&quot; she ended
+mischievously, &quot;that he dislikes me so much.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's because you dislike him. But
+just wait till you know one another.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will,&quot; she answered with a spirit which
+promised well for the future. &quot;I'll wait.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And Winthrop was so touched and gratified
+by her complaisance that he had no alternative,
+save to duplicate it, when the following
+evening brought him this communication:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Kate Perry and I were playing golf this
+morning. And, oh! Win, it seems just too
+dreadful! I banged her between the eyes
+with my driver. I can't think how I ever
+did it. She's not fit to be seen. Awful!
+worse than Mr. Mead can possibly be. She
+can't stay here and she can't go home to
+Washington.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So, now, if you will consent, we shall be
+four instead of three. Let me take poor
+Kate. She can wear a thick veil and sit in
+behind with Mr. Mead, in his goggles, and
+leave the front seats for us. They'll be company
+for one another.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Winthrop questioned this final sentence.
+A supercilious, spoiled beauty&mdash;a beauty now
+doubly spoiled and presumedly bad tempered&mdash;was
+hardly an ideal companion for
+the misanthropic Mead.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The wedding took place in the morning
+and the beginning of the honeymoon was
+prosaic enough. Winthrop and Patty sat in
+the front seat of the throbbing touring car,
+while hysterical bridesmaids and vengeful
+groomsmen showered the requisite quantities
+of rice, confetti and old slippers upon them.</p>
+
+<p>It was at the New York side of the ferry
+that a shrouded female joined them, and it
+was at the Hoboken side of the river that a
+be-goggled young man was added unto her.
+The bride rushed through the formula of
+introduction: a readjustment of dress-suit
+cases and miniature trunks was effected, and
+the disguise which the bridegroom had predicted
+was complete. The most romantic
+onlooker would not have suspected them of
+concealing a honeymoon about them.</p>
+
+<p>It was nearly six o'clock when at last
+they reached their destination, the little town
+of Rapidan, in New Jersey, and stopped before
+the Empress Hotel. Hawley had visited
+Rapidan once before, as a member of his
+college glee club, and he had recalled it instantly
+when Mead's disfigurement made
+sequestration imperative.</p>
+
+<p>The motor sobbed itself to a standstill:
+several children and dogs gathered to inspect
+it, and then finding more interest and
+novelty in Mead's mask turned their attention
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>The Empress had evidently been dethroned
+for some years, and the hospitality she afforded
+her guests was of an impoverished
+sort. Hawley, approaching the desk to make
+enquiries, was met by a clerk incredibly
+arrayed, and the intelligence that the whole
+house was theirs to choose, except for two
+small rooms on the third floor occupied by
+two gentlemen who &quot;traveled&quot; respectively
+in sarsaparilla and molasses.</p>
+
+<p>Hawley returned to his friends and repeated
+this information.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How perfectly sweet of them,&quot; cried the
+irresponsible bride. &quot;Oh! Win, we must
+stay here and see them. Isn't it the dearest
+sleepy hollow of a place?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Attended by the impressed and impressive
+clerk, they made an inspection of the house.
+Mr. and Mrs. Hawley settled upon a suite
+just over the main entrance. Mead was established
+across the hall. But Kate found a
+wonderful panorama which could only be
+seen from the rooms on the third floor, and
+there, down a dreary length of oil-clothed
+hall, she bestowed herself and her belongings.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;For I must,&quot; she explained to Patty, &quot;I
+simply <i>must</i> get out of this veil and breathe,
+and I shouldn't dare to do it within reach of
+that horribly supercilious friend of Winthrop's.
+I'm going to plead headache or
+something, and have my dinner sent up
+here.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mead, meanwhile, was unfolding similar
+plans to Hawley. &quot;I should have joined
+you,&quot; said he, &quot;if your wife's friend had been
+a little less self-sufficient and unsympathetic.
+Of course, I don't require any sympathy; but
+I don't want ridicule either. So, while she is
+of the party I'll have my meals in my room.
+I can't act the 'Man in the Iron Mask' forever.
+You just leave the ladies together
+after dinner and come up here for a pipe
+with me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And when Mr. and Mrs. Hawley next encountered
+one another and reported the
+wishes of their friends, he suggested and she
+rapturously agreed, that they should dine in
+their horse-hair-covered sitting-room.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I have a reason, dear,&quot; she told him, &quot;for
+not wishing to go to the dining-room for our
+first meal together. I'll explain later.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your wishing it is enough,&quot; he answered
+before the conversation sank to banalities.</p>
+
+<p>And when these several intentions were
+made clear to the conscientious clerk, he sent
+for the police force of the town&mdash;it consisted
+of a mild, little old man in a uniform and
+helmet which might have belonged to some
+mountainous member of the Broadway Squad
+in its prime&mdash;and implored him to spend the
+evening in the hall.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They're beginning to act up funny already,&quot;
+the clerk imparted. &quot;This eatin' all
+over the house don't seem just right to me.
+What do they think the dining-room's for
+anyway? Sam was up with the bag belonging
+to the single fellow, and he says he's got
+the worst looking pair of black eyes he ever
+saw. Here, Sam, you come and tell Jimmie
+what he looks like.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Sam, a middle-aged combination of porter,
+bellboy, furnace-man, office assistant and
+emergency barkeeper was but newly launched
+upon his description of Mead's face, when the
+chambermaid, who was also the waitress and
+housekeeper, broke in upon them with the
+intelligence that never in all her born days
+<i>or</i> nights had she seen anything like the face
+of the young lady on the third floor.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What's the matter with her,&quot; said the
+clerk suspiciously, with a look which warned
+Jimmie to be at once a Bingham and a Sherlock
+Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, Horace,&quot; she answered tragically,
+&quot;that girl has two of the most awful black
+eyes. The whites of them is red and then
+comes purple and green and yellow. I guess
+they was meant to be blue.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>This chromatic scale was too much for
+Jimmie. He reeled where he sat and then,
+the postman opportunely arriving, sent word
+to Mrs. Jimmie that duty would keep him
+from her all the night.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Tell her,&quot; he huskily charged his messenger,
+&quot;that there is suspicious circumstances
+going on in this house.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You bet there is,&quot; the clerk agreed. &quot;It
+looks like a case of attempted murder to me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Divorce, more likely,&quot; was Jimmie's professional
+opinion, but he had scant time to
+enlarge upon it before the waitress, outraged
+to the point of tears, broke out of her domain.
+She brought with her an atmosphere of long-dead
+beefsteak, chops and onions, and she
+shrilled for an answer to her question.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What's the matter with 'em anyway?
+Ain't the dining-room good enough for 'em
+to eat in? It done all right for Judge Campbell's
+funeral this afternoon, and I found a
+real sweet wreath on that there whatnot in
+the corner. The candles wasn't all burnt up
+neither, an' I set out four of 'em on the four
+corners. It looks elegant, an' them tube-roses
+smells grand. An' when I told that
+young lady what's got the use of her eyes
+how glad I was they happened in when we
+was so well fixed for decorations, she looked
+awful funny. Most like she was cross-eyed.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They all seem to have eye-trouble,&quot; Jimmie
+commented. &quot;Do you suppose they're
+running away from one of these here blind
+asylums.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Lunatic asylum, most likely,&quot; the cheerful
+clerk contributed.</p>
+
+<p>When the other two guests ceased from
+traveling in molasses and sarsaparilla and returned
+to their quiet hostelry, all these surmises
+had hardened into certainties, and were
+imparted to them with a new maze of suspicion,
+more dense, more deadly, and more
+strictly in accordance with the principles laid
+down in &quot;Dandy Dick, the Boy Detective.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Madeline, the waitress, reported further
+particulars as she ministered to the creature-comforts
+of the traveling gentlemen dining
+alone among the funeral-baked meats. So
+interested and excited did these gentlemen
+become that they determined to interview,
+or at least to see, their mysterious fellow
+guests.</p>
+
+<p>When their elaborate supper had reached
+its apotheosis of stewed prunes and blue-boiled
+rice, Hawley and Mead had gone out
+for a meditative and tobacco-shrouded stroll.
+They passed through the hall and inspiration
+awoke in Jimmie.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;By gum,&quot; said he, &quot;I know them now. I
+suspicioned them from the first by what
+Horace told me. But now I've got them
+sure. You mind that time I was down to
+New York and was showed over Police
+Headquarters, by professional etiquette?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Sure,&quot; they all agreed. It was indeed a
+reminiscence, the details of which had been
+playing havoc with Rapidan's nerves for the
+past fifteen years. They felt that they could
+not bear it now.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well,&quot; continued Jimmie, gathering his
+auditors close about him by the husky whisper
+he now adopted, &quot;I see them two fellers
+then. Mebbe 'twas in the Rogue's Gallery
+and mebbe it was in the cells. I ain't worked
+it down that fine yet, but I'll think and pray
+on it and let you know when I get light.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>When the staff and the commercial guests
+of the Empress Hotel were waiting to see illumination
+burst through the blue-shrouded
+protector, the bridal party was veering momentarily
+further from the normal. For the
+deserted bride, alone in the desolate best
+sitting-room, laid her head upon her arms and
+laughed and laughed. She had made one
+cautious descent to the ground floor in search
+of diversion, and meeting Jimmie, she found
+it. After a conversation strictly categorical
+upon his side and widely misleading upon
+hers, she had gone up stairs again and halted
+in the upper hall just long enough to hear
+Jimmie's triumphant:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, we know <i>her</i> name anyway.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What is it?&quot; hissed Horace, while the
+porter relieved himself of a quid of tobacco
+so that nothing should interfere with his hearing
+and attention.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Huh!&quot; ejaculated Jimmie, &quot;you bin a
+hotel clerk two years and sold seegars all
+that time (when you could) and you don't
+know Ruby Mandeville when she stands
+before you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A box of the &quot;Flor de&quot; that gifted songstress,
+was soon produced and pried open,
+and the effulgent charms of its godmother
+compared with the less effulgent, but no less
+charming figure which had just trailed away.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's her, sure as you're born,&quot; cried the
+gentleman who traveled in molasses, absent-mindedly
+abstracting three cigars and conveying
+them surreptitiously to his coat
+pocket.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She's fallen off some in flesh,&quot; commented
+Horace, as with careful presence of
+mind he drew out his daybook and entered
+a charge for those three cigars.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But she don't fool me,&quot; said Jimmie,
+&quot;she can put flesh on or she can take it
+off&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My, how you talk!&quot; shrilled the chambermaid-bellboy,
+&quot;you'd think you was talkin'
+about clothes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It ain't no different to them,&quot; Jimmie
+maintained. &quot;That's one of the things us
+detekitives has got to watch out for.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What do you s'pose she's doing here?&quot;
+asked the porter.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Gettin' married again most likely. That's
+about all she does nowadays.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Patty was still chuckling and choking over
+these remarks, when the door of the sitting-room
+opened cautiously and Kate Perry,
+swathed in her motor veil, looked in.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Are we alone?&quot; she demanded with
+proper melodramatic accent.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We are,&quot; the bride answered, &quot;Winthrop
+and Mr. Mead have gone out for a smoke.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then I want you to tell me if I'm fading
+at all. I've been looking at it upstairs, in a
+little two-by-three mirror, and taken that
+way, by inches, it looks awful. Tell me what
+you think?&quot; She removed the veil and presented
+her damaged face for her friend's inspection.
+There was not much improvement
+to report, but the always optimistic Patty
+did what she could with it.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-99" id= "ill-99"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-99.png"
+alt="SHE SWOOPED UNDER THE LARGE CENTER TABLE, DRAGGING PATTY WITH HER." title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>SHE SWOOPED UNDER THE LARGE CENTER TABLE, DRAGGING PATTY WITH HER.</i></span><br /><br />
+</div>
+
+<p>&quot;The left cheek,&quot; she pronounced, &quot;is
+really better, less swollen, less&mdash;Oh! Kate,
+here they come.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Miss Perry began to readjust her charitable
+gray chiffon veil. It was one of those which
+are built around a circular aperture, and as
+the steps in the hall came ever closer she,
+in one last frantic effort succeeded in framing
+the most lurid of her eyes in this opening.
+Casting one last look into the mirror, she
+swooped under the large center-table, dragging
+Patty with her, and disposing their
+various frills and ribbons under the long-hanging
+tablecover.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If they don't find either of us,&quot; she whispered,
+&quot;they'll go away to look for us.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>She had no time to say more, and Patty
+had no time to say anything before the door
+opened and presented to their limited range
+of vision, two utterly strange pairs of shoes
+and the hems of alien trousers.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I hope you will excuse me, Miss,&quot; began
+the molasses gentleman, so full of his entrance
+speech that he said the first part of it before
+he noticed that the room was empty. And
+then turned to rend his fellow adventurer,
+who was laughing at him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Didn't Horace tell us,&quot; he stormed, &quot;that
+she was here, and wasn't you going to say
+how you had saw her in the original 'Black
+Crook?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I seen her all right,&quot; said his more grammatical
+friend, with heavy emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do you see her now?&quot; demanded the
+irate molasses traveler.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do not, but I'll set here 'til she comes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They both sat. Not indeed until the arrival
+of Ruby Mandeville, but until Hawley
+and Mead made their appearance, and made
+it, too, very plain that they had not expected
+and did not enjoy the society of the
+travelers.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Where are the ladies?&quot; asked Hawley.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Search us,&quot; responded the travelers.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They must have gone to their rooms,&quot;
+said the bridegroom. &quot;If these gentlemen
+don't object to our waiting here,&quot; he went on
+with a fine and wasted sarcasm.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Set right down,&quot; said the genial sarsaparilla
+man, and to further promote good
+feeling he tendered his remaining &quot;Ruby
+Mandeville&quot; cigar.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your friend,&quot; said he affably, &quot;does he
+always wear them goggles?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Always,&quot; answered Hawley. &quot;Eats in
+them, sleeps in them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Born in them,&quot; supplemented Mead savagely.</p>
+
+<p>They sat and waited for yet a few moments,
+and though Mead did not add geniality
+to the conversation, he certainly contributed
+interest to it. For his views on honeymoon
+etiquette being strong within him, and an
+audience made to his hand, he went on to
+amplify some of the theories with which he
+had been trying to undermine Winthrop's
+loyalty.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am persuaded that most of the disappointments
+of married life are due to the impossible
+standards set up at the beginning.
+Look at it this way. You know the fuss most
+wives make about the hours a husband keeps.
+Well! suppose Mr. Hawley comes out in the
+car with me to-night. I know some fellows
+who have a summer studio near here. We'll
+run over and make a night of it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Say,&quot; the molasses gentleman broke in,
+&quot;be you married, mister?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No!&quot; said Mead.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Sounds like it,&quot; said the molasses gentleman.
+&quot;Marriage will sort of straighten you
+out on these here subjects.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, leave 'em be,&quot; admonished the sarsaparilla
+man. &quot;If I had 'a met up with him
+thirty years ago, mebbee I wouldn't be in
+the traveling line now. He's got a fine
+idee.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Hawley, meanwhile, was wrestling with
+his manners and the &quot;Ruby Mandeville,&quot;
+until the lady, as was her custom, triumphed.</p>
+
+<p>He hurriedly and incompletely extinguished
+the cigar, and attracted by the same opportunity
+for concealment which had appealed to
+Kate and Patty, he lifted a corner of the
+heavy-fringed tablecover and sent Ruby to
+join the other ladies.</p>
+
+<p>Now, a lighted cigar applied suddenly to
+the ear of an excited and half-hysterical conspirator,
+will generally produce results. In
+this case it produced a scream, the bride,
+and after an interval, the shrouded confidential
+friend.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;See where amazement on your mother
+sits,&quot; the ghost remarks in Hamlet, but
+amazement never sat so hard on the wicked
+Gertrude of Denmark as it did upon the four
+men who saw the tablecloth give up its
+ghosts.</p>
+
+<p>At first there was silence. One of those
+throbbing, abominable silences whose every
+second makes a situation worse and explanation
+more impossible.</p>
+
+<p>The &quot;Black Crook&quot; speech of welcome
+and appreciation died in the heart of the
+molasses traveler. It did not somehow seem
+the safest answer to Hawley's threatening&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I think you gentlemen had better explain
+how you happen to be in my private sitting-room.
+Perhaps we had better step out into
+the hall.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They did, and the echoes of their conversation
+brought Jimmie, that trusty sleuth, upon
+the scene. With him he brought Horace as
+witness. Also, he carried his dark lantern.
+He directed its glare fitfully at the two strangers
+until Mead, catching a beam in his eye,
+turned and drove Jimmie and his cohorts
+from the scene. They retreated in exceedingly
+bad order to the bar, and then Jimmie
+announced in sepulchral whispers that he
+had further identification to impart. He
+required much liquid refreshment to nerve
+him to speech, and his audience required to
+be similarly strengthened to hear.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I've got 'em,&quot; he began, &quot;I know 'em
+now. Horace, this is the biggest thing you'll
+ever be anywhere near.&quot; And, as his hearers
+drew close about him, he whispered &quot;counterfeiters.
+The hull kit and bilin' of 'em.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Meanwhile, Kate and Patty wrestled afresh
+with the automobile veil, and had succeeded
+in getting it tied in a limp string around the
+bridesmaid's neck, leaving all her head and
+face uncovered. And when the groom and
+the groomsman returned she, with a muffled
+gurgle, dived back into the seclusion of the
+tablecover.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;We've got rid of those bounders,&quot; Hawley
+announced, and&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Hello!&quot; cried Mead, &quot;Miss Perry gone
+already?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She was very tired,&quot; said Patty veraciously,
+but evasively.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Awfully jolly girl, isn't she Mead?&quot; said
+Hawley, with the expansiveness of the newly-wed.
+&quot;Handsome, too?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Perhaps she is, but so long as she dresses
+like a veiled prophet it is hard to tell.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If you two can get on without me,&quot; said
+Patty, disregarding a muffled protest from
+under the table, &quot;I'll go up and fetch,&quot; she
+made these comforting words very clear,
+&quot;my green motor veil.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Instantly, when he closed the door after
+her, Mead turned to Hawley.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's something wrong with this confounded
+mask,&quot; said he. &quot;This strap-thing
+that goes round my head must be too tight.
+I've been mad with it the last half hour.
+How do I look?&quot; he asked genially as he took
+it off, and proceeded to tamper with the
+buckles and elastic. &quot;Howling Jupiter!&quot;
+he cried a moment later, &quot;I've busted
+it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>As the two friends stood and stared at
+one another aghast, they heard the click of
+Patty's returning heels, and Mead, abandoning
+dignity, courage&mdash;everything except the
+broken mask&mdash;dived into Miss Perry's maiden
+bower.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hawley watched this procedure with
+wide and fascinated eyes. No ripple shook
+the walls of the bower. No sound proceeded
+from it as the moments flew. Then Patty
+fell away into helpless laughter and wept
+tears of shocked and sudden mirth into the
+now useless motor veil.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Patty!&quot; remonstrated her husband, but
+she laughed helplessly on. &quot;At least come
+out into the hall and laugh there,&quot; he urged,
+&quot;the poor chap will hear you.&quot; And when
+he had followed her and listened to her shaken
+whisper, he broke into such a shout as forced
+the indignant and outraged Kate into a shudder
+of protest and disgust.</p>
+
+<p>Instantly Mead threw an arm past the
+table's single central support and grasped a
+handful of silk chiffon and two fingers.</p>
+
+<p>He, being of an acquisitive turn, retained
+the fingers. She being of a dictatorial turn,
+rebuked him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Finding is keeping,&quot; he shamelessly remarked.
+&quot;Even in infancy I was taught
+that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Now, a certain pomp of scene and circumstance
+is necessary to the sort of dignified
+snubbing with which Miss Perry was accustomed
+to treat possible admirers. Also, a
+serene consciousness of superlative good looks.
+But Kate Perry disfigured, cramped into a
+ridiculous hiding place, and suffering untold
+miseries of headache and throbbing eyes, was
+a very different creature.</p>
+
+<p>And Mead, flippant, hard, and misanthropic
+in the state of nature, softened wonderfully
+as he sat in the gloom of the tablecover, in
+silent possession of those two slim fingers.</p>
+
+<p>His words grew gentle, his manner kind,
+and her answers were calculated to petrify
+her long-suffering family if they could have
+overheard them.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mr. Mead,&quot; she said at last, &quot;will you
+be so very kind as to stay here quietly under
+the table while I scramble out and go up to
+my room?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>No tongue of angel could have made a
+more welcome suggestion. Mead uttered feeble
+and polite proffers of escort, and silently
+called down blessings upon the head he had
+never seen. He had just allowed himself to
+be dissuaded from knight errantry, when the
+door opened and Jimmie flashed his dark
+lantern about the brightly lighted room. He
+then beckoned mysteriously to the still vigilant
+Horace, who lurked in the hall.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Have you found them?&quot; whispered that
+youth.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not a trace of them,&quot; answered Jimmie
+triumphantly. &quot;They ain't gone out. They
+ain't in their rooms, and I'm studyin' how I
+can round 'em up. They're the most suspicious
+characters I ever see, Horace, and this
+night's work may cost us our lives.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>This disposition of his existence did not
+seem to cheer Horace.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Counterfeiters,&quot; Jimmie went on, &quot;is the
+desperatest kind of criminals there is. Still
+we got to git 'em. I'll look round this room
+just so as nothing won't escape us, and then
+we'll go up to the next floor. It's good we
+got two of them located in the bridal suite.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Jimmie, with his prying dark lantern and
+his prodding nightstick, soon reached the
+space under the table, and the counterfeiters
+secreted there.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I got 'em,&quot; he cried delightedly. &quot;Hi,
+you. Come out of there and show yourselves.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They came. There was nothing else to do.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Moses's holy aunt,&quot; cried Jimmie, falling
+back upon Horace, who promptly fell back
+upon the sofa.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Here, you,&quot; said Mead. &quot;You get out of
+this, both of you. Don't you know this is a
+private sitting-room?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No settin'-room,&quot; said Jimmie, recovering
+somewhat, &quot;is private to them as sets
+under tables blackening one another's eyes.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You ridiculous idiot,&quot; snorted Mead.
+&quot;Do you dare to think that I hurt this
+lady?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Lady? Ain't she your wife?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She is <i>not</i>,&quot; snapped Kate.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then why did you hit her?&quot; demanded
+Jimmie. &quot;If she ain't your wife what did
+you want to hit her for? An' anyway, she'd
+ought to be. That's all I got to say.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The same idea occurred to Mr. and Mrs.
+Hawley, crouched guiltily against their door
+to hear their victims pass, for their amazed
+ears caught these words&mdash;the first were
+Kate's:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You must let me give you some of my
+lotion.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And then came Mead's:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I shall be <i>most</i> grateful. It must be hot
+stuff. You know you're hardly disfigured at
+all.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The saints forgive him,&quot; Patty gurgled.</p>
+
+<p>Later on in the darkness, Jimmie's idea
+visited Mead and was received with some
+cordiality. And at some time later still, it
+must have been presented to Miss Perry, for
+the misanthropic Mead&mdash;no longer misanthropic&mdash;now
+boasts a massive and handsome
+wife whom he calls his Little Kitty.
+But the idea was originally Jimmie's.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_CHRISTMAS_GUEST" id="THE_CHRISTMAS_GUEST"></a>THE CHRISTMAS GUEST</h2>
+
+
+<p>On the day before Christmas eve John
+Sedyard closed his desk, dismissed
+his two clerks and his stenographer
+two hours earlier than usual, and set out in
+quest of adventure and a present for his sister
+Edith. John Sedyard had a habit of
+succeeding in all he set forth to do but the
+complete and surprising success which attended
+him in this quest was a notch above
+even his high average.</p>
+
+<p>Earlier in the month, his stenographer had
+secured the annual pledges of his affection
+for all the relatives, friends and dependants
+to whom he was in the habit of giving presents:
+all except his mother, his unmarried
+sister, Edith, who still lived at home, and
+his fianc&eacute;e, Mary Van Plank. The gifts for
+these three, he had decided, must be of his
+own choice and purchase. He had provided
+for his mother and for Mary earlier in the
+week. Neither excitement nor adventure
+had attended upon the purchase of their
+gifts. Something for the house or the table
+was always the trick for elderly ladies who
+presided over large establishments and gave
+their whole souls to the managing of them.
+He bought for his mother a set of colonial
+silver candlesticks. For Mary, he bought a
+comb of gold&mdash;all gold, like her own lovely
+hair. The dark tortoise shell of the one she
+wore always seemed an incongruous note in
+her fair crown. But Edith was as yet unpresented,
+and it was on her account that Mr.
+Sedyard deserted his office and delighted his
+subordinates at three o'clock in the afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Edith was much more difficult than
+the other two had been. She was strong-minded,
+much given to churchwork and committees.
+Neither the home, as represented
+by the candlesticks, nor self-adornment as
+typified by the golden comb could be expected
+to appeal to her communistic, altruistic
+nature. And Sedyard, having experienced
+two inspirations, could think of nothing
+but combs and candlesticks. So he
+threw himself into the current, which swept
+along Broadway, trusting that some accident
+would suggest a suitable offering.
+Meanwhile, he revelled in the crowd, good-humored,
+holiday-making, holly-decked, which
+carried him uptown, past Wanamaker's
+and Grace Church, swirled him across old
+&quot;dead man's curve,&quot; and down the Fourteenth
+Street side of Union Square. Here
+the shops were smaller, not so overwhelming,
+and here he was stopped by seeing a red
+auction flag. Looking in over the heads of
+the assembled crowd, he saw that the auctioneer
+was holding up a feather-crowned hat
+and addressing his audience after the manner
+of his kind:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Buy a hat for your wife. A waste-paper
+basket by night and a hat by day. Genuine
+ostrich feathers growing on it. Becoming
+to all styles of feminine beauty. What am
+I bid on this sure tickler of the feminine
+palate? Three dollars? Why, ladies and
+gents, the dooty on it alone was twelve.
+It's a Paris hat, ladies. Your sister, your
+mother, your maiden aunt&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Sedyard hearkened, but absently, to the
+fellow's words, but his problem was solved.
+He would buy Edith something to look pretty
+in. She was a pretty girl and in danger of
+forgetting it. And she had been decent,
+John reflected, awfully decent about Mary.
+He knew that the <i>entente cordiale</i> which existed
+between Mary and his mother was
+largely due to Edith, and he knew, too, that
+Edith, an authority on modern-housing and
+model-living, surely but silently disapproved
+of Mary's living alone in a three-roomed
+studio and devoting her days to painting,
+when there was so much rescue work to be
+done in the world.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I get my uplift,&quot; Mary would explain
+when Edith urged these things upon her,
+&quot;from the elevator. Living on the eighth
+floor, dear, I cannot but help seeing the
+world from a very different angle.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Yes, John reflected as he chuckled in
+retrospect over such conversations, Edith
+had certainly been awfully decent.</p>
+
+<p>During these meditations several articles
+of feminine apparel had come and gone under
+the hammer. The crowd had decreased
+somewhat and his position now commanded
+a clear view of the auctioneer's platform,
+and he realized that the fierce light of the
+arc lamps beat down upon as charming a
+costume as he had seen for many a day.
+All of corn-flower blue it was, a chiffon gown,
+a big chiffon muff and a plumed hat. Oh!
+if he had been allowed to do such shopping
+for Mary! how quickly he would have entered
+into the lists of bidders! Mary's eyes
+were just that heavenly shade of blue, but
+Mary's pride was as great as her poverty,
+and the time when he could shower his now
+useless wealth upon her was not yet. And
+then his loyal memory told him that Edith
+was blue-eyed like all the Sedyards and he
+knew that his sister's Christmas gifts stood
+before him. He failed, however, to discern
+in the bland presence of the lay figure, upon
+which they were disposed to such advantage,
+the companion of one of the most varied
+adventures in his long career.</p>
+
+<p>The chiffon finery was rather too much
+for the Fourteenth Street audience. The
+bidding languished. The auctioneer's pleadings
+fell upon deaf ears. In vain his assistant,
+a deft-fingered man with a beard, twirled
+the waxen-faced figure to show the &quot;semi-princesse
+back&quot; and the &quot;near-Empire
+front.&quot; Corn-blue chiffon and panne velvet
+are not much worn in Fourteenth Street.
+The auctioneer grew desperate. &quot;Twenty-five
+dollars,&quot; he repeated with such scorn
+that the timid woman who had made the bid
+wished herself at home and in bed. &quot;<i>Twenty-five</i>
+dollars!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Throw in the girl, why don't you?&quot; suggested
+a facetious youth, chiefly remarkable
+for a nose, a necktie and a diamond ring.
+&quot;She's a peach all right, all right. She's
+got a smile that won't come off.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;All right, I'll throw her in,&quot; cried the
+desperate auctioneer. &quot;What am I bid for
+this here afternoon costume complete with
+lady.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Twenty-seven fifty,&quot; said a woman whom
+three years of banting would still have left
+too fat to get into it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Twenty-eight,&quot; whispered the first
+bidder.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Thirty,&quot; said John Sedyard.</p>
+
+<p>There was some other desultory bidding
+but in a few moments Sedyard found himself
+minus fifty-four dollars and plus a chiffon
+gown and muff, a hat all drooping plumes
+and a graceful female form, golden-haired,
+bewitching, with a smile sweetly blended of
+surprise, incipient idiocy and allure.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She's a queen all right, all right,&quot; the
+sophisticated youth cheered him. &quot;Git onto
+them lovely wax-like hands. Say, you know
+honest, on the level, she's worth the whole
+price of admission.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>John, still chaperoned by this sagacious
+and helpful youth, made his way to the
+clerk's desk and proceeded to give his name
+and address and request that his purchases
+should be delivered in the morning.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Deliver nothin',&quot; said the clerk pleasantly.
+&quot;Do you suppose we'd 'a let you
+have the goods at that price if we could 'a
+stored 'em overnight? Our lease is up,&quot; he
+continued consulting his Ingersoll watch,
+&quot;in just fifteen minutes. In a quarter of
+an hour we hand over the keys and what's
+left of the fixtures to the landlord. He's
+let the store for to-morrow to a Christmas-tree
+ornaments merchant.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then I suppose I'll have to get an expressman.
+Where is the nearest, do you
+know?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Expressman!&quot; exclaimed the sharp
+youth. &quot;Well, I guess the nearest would
+be about Three Hundred and Fifty-second
+Street and <i>then</i> he'd have a load and a jag.
+No, sir, it's the faithful cab for yours.
+There's a row of cabs just on the edge of the
+square. I could go over and get you a
+hansom.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Thank you,&quot; said John, &quot;I wish you
+would.&quot; But a glance at his languishing
+companion made him add, &quot;I guess you had
+better make it a four-wheeler. Hansom-riding
+would be pretty cold for a lady without
+a coat.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;All right,&quot; said the sharp youth. &quot;You
+bring her out on the sidewalk and I'll get the
+hurry-up wagon. Say!&quot; he halted to suggest,
+&quot;you know what you'll look like, don't
+you?&mdash;riding around with that smile. When
+the lights flush you, you'll look just like a
+bridal party from Hoboken.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Leaving this word of comfort behind him,
+he proceeded to imperil his life among trolley
+cars and traffic, while John engaged the lady
+and urged her to motion.</p>
+
+<p>He discovered that, supported at the waistline,
+she could be wheeled very nicely. He
+forced the muff over her upraised right hand,
+so that it somewhat concealed her face, and
+through an aisle respectfully cleared by the
+onlookers he led her to the open air. There
+he propped her against the show-window
+and turned in search of the cab and his new
+friend. In doing so he came face to face with
+an old one.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, hello John!&quot; said Frederick Trevor,
+a man who had an office in his building
+and an interest in his sister. &quot;Who
+would have thought of meeting you
+here?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Or you,&quot; retorted John. &quot;But since
+you are here, you can help me in a little
+difficulty.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not now, old chap,&quot; said Frederick,
+&quot;I'm in a bit of a hurry. See you about it
+to-morrow. Well, so long. Don't let me
+keep you from your friend.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Friend!&quot; stormed John and then following
+the directions of Trevor's eyes, he descried
+a blue-clad, golden-haired young lady lolling
+against the window, trying with a giant chiffon
+muff to smother a fit of hilarious laughter.
+One arched and smiling eye showed above
+the muff and the whole figure was instinct
+with Bacchanalian mirth. &quot;Why that's,&quot;
+he began to explain, but young Trevor had
+vanished into the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the cab with the smart youth
+inside drew up to the curb and Sedyard, with
+a new self-consciousness, put his arm around
+the blue figure and trundled her across the
+sidewalk. The cabman threw his rug across
+his horse's quarters and lumbered down to
+assist at the embarkation of so fair a passenger.
+The smart youth held the door encouragingly
+open and John proceeded, with
+much more strength than he had expected
+to use, to heave the passenger aboard.</p>
+
+<p>Even these preliminaries had attracted the
+nucleus of a crowd and the smart youth grew
+restive.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Aw, say Maudie,&quot; he urged when the
+lady stuck rigid catty-cornerwise across the
+cab with her blue feathers pressed against
+the roof in one corner, and her bird-cage
+skirt arrangement protruding beyond the
+door-sill. &quot;Aw, say Maudie, set down, why
+don't you, and take your Trilbys in. This
+gent is going to take you carriage riding.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What's the matter with her anyway,&quot;
+demanded the cabman. &quot;Don't she know
+how to set in a carriage?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, she doesn't, she's only a wax figure,&quot;
+said John, &quot;but I bought her and now I'm
+determined to take her home. She'd better
+go up on the box with you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What! her?&quot; demanded the outraged
+Jehu. &quot;Say, what do you take me for anyway?
+Do you suppose I ain't got no friends
+just 'cause I drive a cab? Why! I wouldn't
+drive up Broadway with them goo-goo eyes
+settin' beside me, not for nothing you could
+offer, I wouldn't.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>By this time the crowd had reached very
+respectable proportions although there was
+nothing to see except the end of a blue gown
+hanging out of the cab's open door. The
+sharp youth, the cabman and John took turns
+in trying to adjust the lady to her environment.
+The rigidity and fragility of her arms
+and head made this very difficult, and presently
+there rolled upon the scene a policeman,
+large, Irish and chivalrous. It took Patrolman
+McDonogh but a second, but one glance
+at the tableaux and one whisper from the
+crowd to understand that a kidnapping
+atrocity was in progress.</p>
+
+<p>With wrath in his eye, he shouldered aside
+Sedyard and the cabman, grabbed the smart
+youth, whose turn at persuasion was then
+on, and threw him into the face of the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh! but you're the villyans,&quot; he admonished
+them, and then addressed the captive
+maid in reassuring tones.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're all right, Miss, now. You're no
+longer defenceless in this wicked city. The
+arrum of the law is around you,&quot; he cried,
+encircling her waist with that substantial
+member. &quot;You're safe at last, come here
+to me out of that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh! noble, noble man,&quot; cried an emotional
+woman in the crowd. &quot;If all officers
+were like you!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Heartened by these words the noble, noble
+man exerted the arm of the law and plucked
+the maiden out of the cab amid great excitement
+and applause. But above the general
+murmur the shrill voice of the sharp
+youth rent the air:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Fathead,&quot; he cried, &quot;you've broke her
+neck. Can't you see how her head's goin'
+round and round?&quot;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-129" id= "ill-129"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-129.png"
+alt="THE CHANGELESS SMILE AND THE DROOPING PLUMES MADE THREE COMPLETE
+REVOLUTIONS AND NESTLED CONFIDINGLY UPON THE SHOULDER OF THE LAW." title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>THE CHANGELESS SMILE AND THE DROOPING PLUMES MADE THREE COMPLETE
+REVOLUTIONS AND NESTLED CONFIDINGLY UPON THE SHOULDER OF THE LAW.</i></span><br /><br />
+</div>
+
+<p>At this the emotional woman dropped to
+the sidewalk. &quot;Lady fainted here, officer,&quot;
+cried a gentleman. But the noble, noble
+officer had no time for faints, and the lady
+was obliged to revive with only the assistance
+of the cold stones and curiosity.</p>
+
+<p>For the shrill voice had spoken truth.
+Something had given away in Maudie's mysterious
+anatomy; the fair head, the changeless
+smile and the drooping plumes made
+three complete revolutions and nestled confidingly
+upon the shoulder of the Law.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Here, none o' that,&quot; yelled Patrolman
+McDonogh quite reversing his earlier diagnosis
+of the situation. &quot;None of your flim-flams,
+if you please. You go quiet and
+paceable with this gentleman. A little ride
+in the air is what you need.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's right, officer,&quot; Sedyard interrupted.
+&quot;That's how to talk to her. I
+can't do a thing with her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Brute!&quot; cried the emotional woman now
+happily restored. &quot;It's officers like him that
+disgraces the force.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Patrolman McDonogh turned to identify
+this blasphemer and Maudie's head, deprived
+of its support, made another revolution and
+then dropped coyly to her left shoulder.
+She looked so unspeakable in that attitude
+that the cabman felt called upon to offer a
+little professional advice:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She needs a checkrein,&quot; he declared, &quot;an'
+she needs it bad,&quot; a remark which so incensed
+Patrolman McDonogh that Sedyard
+decided to explain:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Just disperse those people, will you,&quot;
+said he, &quot;I want to talk to you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The sharp youth relieved the officer of law
+of his fair burden and posed her in a natural
+attitude of waiting beside the cab. McDonogh
+cleared the sidewalk and hearkened
+to Sedyard's tale.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So you see,&quot; said John in conclusion,
+&quot;what I'm up against. I really didn't want
+the dummy when I bought it and you can bet
+I'm tired of it now. What I wanted was the
+clothes, and I guess the thing for me to do
+is just to take them in the cab and leave the
+figure here.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What!&quot; thundered McDonogh. &quot;You're
+going to leave a dummy without her clothes
+here on my beat? Not if I see ye first, ye
+ain't, and if ye try it on I'll run ye in.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Say! I'll tell you what you want,&quot; piped
+up the still buoyant, smart youth. &quot;You
+need one of them open taxicabs.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He needs a hearse,&quot; corrected the disgruntled
+cabman. &quot;Somethin' she can lay
+down in comfortable an' take in the sights
+through the windows.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Now, he needs a taxi. He can leave her
+stand in the back all right, but I guess,&quot; he
+warned John, &quot;you'll have to sit in with her
+and hold her head on.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And thus it was that Maudie left the scene.
+She left, too, the smart youth, the cabman
+and the noble, noble officer. And as the
+taxi bumped over the trolley tracks she,
+despite all Sedyard's efforts, turned her head
+and smiled out at them straight over her
+near-princesse back.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Gee!&quot; said the smart youth, &quot;ain't she
+the friendliest bunch of calico.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;This case,&quot; said the noble Patrolman
+McDonogh with unpunctual inspiration,
+&quot;had ought to be looked into by rights.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Chauffeur,&quot; said John Sedyard to the
+shadowy form before him, &quot;just pick out the
+darkest streets, will you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, sir,&quot; answered the chauffeur looking
+up into the bland smile and the outstretched
+hand above him. &quot;I'll make it if
+I can but if we get stopped, don't blame
+me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A year later, or so it seemed to John Sedyard,
+the taxicab, panting with indignation
+at the insults and interferences to which it
+had been subjected, turned into Sedyard's
+eminently respectable block and drew up
+before his eminently handsome house.</p>
+
+<p>He paid and propitiated the chauffeur,
+took his lovely burden in his arms and staggered
+up the steps with the half regretful
+feeling of one who steps out of the country
+of adventure back to prosaic things. He
+found his latchkey, opened his door and drew
+Maudie into the hall. And on the landing
+half-way up the stairs stood his sister Edith,
+evidently the bearer of some pleasant tidings.</p>
+
+<p>Maudie's smile flashed up at her from
+John's shoulder. Edith stared, stiffened,
+and retraced her steps. John wheeled the
+figure into the reception-room and thus addressed
+it:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Listen to me, you dumbhead. You may
+think this adventure is over. Well, so did
+I, but I tell you now it's only just beginning.
+If you are not mighty careful you will be
+wrecking a home. So keep your mouth
+shut,&quot; he charged her, &quot;and do nothing till
+you hear from me!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Maudie smiled archly, coyly, confidentially,
+and he went upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>In the sitting-room, he found gathered together
+his mother, his sister and Dick Van
+Plank, Mary's young brother and a student
+at Columbia. John was supported through
+Edith's first remark and the look with which
+she accompanied it by the memory of her
+goodness to Mary and by the anticipation
+of the fun which Maudie might be made to
+provide.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I wish to say, John,&quot; she began, before
+any one else had time to speak, &quot;that I've
+said <i>nothing</i> to mother or Dick, and I think
+it would be better if you didn't. I can
+attend to the case if you leave it to me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Like you,&quot; said John shortly. &quot;Who
+told you she is a 'case.' Mother,&quot; he went
+on addressing that gentle knitter by the fire,
+&quot;I want you to come downstairs.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She shall do nothing of the kind!&quot; cried
+Edith, and as Mrs. Sedyard looked interrogatively
+from one to another of her children,
+her daughter swept on. &quot;John must be
+crazy, I saw him come in with a&mdash;a person&mdash;who
+never ought to be in a house like this.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'd like to know why not?&quot; stormed
+John. &quot;You don't know a thing about her.
+<i>I</i> don't know much for that matter, but
+when I came across her down on Union
+Square, just turned out of a shop where she
+had been working, mother, I made up my
+mind that I would bring her right straight
+home, and that Edith would be decent to
+her. You can see that Edith does not intend
+to be.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But my dear boy,&quot; faltered Mrs. Sedyard,
+&quot;was not that a very reckless thing to
+do? I know of an institution where you
+could send her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh! yes, yes,&quot; said John. &quot;And I suppose
+I might have handed her over to a
+policeman,&quot; he added, thinking of his attempt
+in this direction, &quot;but I didn't. The
+sight of her so gentle and uncomplaining in
+that awful situation at this time of general
+rejoicing was too much for me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He felt this to be so fine a flight and its
+effect upon Dick was so remarkable, that he
+went on in a voice, as his mother always remembered,
+&quot;that positively trembled at
+times.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How was I, a man strong and well-dowered,
+to pass heartlessly by like the Good
+Samaritan&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's something wrong with that,&quot;
+Dick interposed.</p>
+
+<p>But John was not to be deflected. &quot;What,
+mother, would you have thought of your son
+if he left that beautiful figure&mdash;for she is
+beautiful&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You don't say,&quot; said Dick.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To be buffeted by the waves of 'dead
+man's curve?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, how awful!&quot; murmured the old lady.
+&quot;How <i>perfectly</i> dreadful.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was at this point that Dick Van Plank
+unostentatiously left the room.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But I didn't do it, mother,&quot; cried John,
+thumping his chest and anxious to make his
+full effect before the return of an enlightened
+and possibly enlightening Dick. &quot;No, I
+thought of this big house, with only us three
+in it, and I said 'I'll bring her home.' Edith
+will love her. Edith will give her friendship,
+advice, guidance. She will even give
+her something to wear instead of the unsuitable
+things she has on. And what do I
+find?&quot; He paused and looked around dramatically
+and warningly as Dick, with a
+beautified grin, returned. &quot;Does Edith open
+her heart to her? No. Does Edith open
+her arms to her? No. All that Edith opens
+to her is the door which leads&mdash;who can tell
+where, whither?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I can tell,&quot; said Dick, &quot;it leads
+right straight to my little diggings.
+If Edith throws her out, I'll take her
+in.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, noble, noble man,&quot; ejaculated John
+remembering the emotional woman, &quot;but
+ah! that must not be. I took her hand in
+mine&mdash;by the way, did I tell you, she has
+beautiful little hands, not at all what I should
+have expected.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You did not,&quot; said Dick. &quot;And now
+that'll be about all from you. You're just
+about through.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;My opinion is,&quot; said Edith darkly, &quot;that
+you are both either crazy or worse.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Go down and see her for yourself,&quot;
+urged Dick, &quot;so quiet, so reserved&mdash;hush!
+hark! she's coming up. Now be nice to her
+whatever you feel! I'll be taking her away in
+a minute or two.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But it was Mary Van Plank who came in.
+Mary, all blooming and glowing from the
+cold.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who's that in the reception-room?&quot; she
+asked when the greetings were over and she
+was warming her slender hands before the
+fire. &quot;She's the prettiest dear. She was
+standing at the window and she smiled so
+sweetly at me as I came up the steps.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>John looked at Dick.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; admitted that unabashed delinquent,
+&quot;I left her at the window when I
+came up.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Alas! poor child,&quot; sighed John, looking
+out into the night. &quot;She'll be there soon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;What is she going out for at this time?&quot;
+Mary demanded. &quot;I quite thought that she,
+too, had come to dinner. Who is she, Mrs.
+Sedyard?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Upon her mother's helpless silence, Edith
+broke in with the story as she felt she knew
+it. Union Square, the discharged shopgirl,
+John's quixotic conduct. And John watched
+Mary with a lover's eye. He had not intended
+that she should be involved. A moment
+of her displeasure, even upon mistaken
+grounds, was no part of his idea of a
+joke.</p>
+
+<p>But there was no displeasure in Mary's
+lovely face.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, of course, he brought her home,&quot;
+she echoed Edith's indignant peroration.
+&quot;What else could he do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, for one thing he could have taken
+her to the Margaret Louise Home, that
+branch of the Y.W.C.A., on Sixteenth
+Street, only a few blocks from where he
+found her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh! Edith,&quot; Mary remonstrated. &quot;The
+Maggie Lou! And you know they would not
+admit her. Who would take a friendless girl
+to any sort of an institution at this season?
+John couldn't have done it! I think he's an
+old dear to bring her right straight home.
+Let's go down and talk to her. She must be
+wondering why we all leave her so long
+alone.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No, you don't,&quot; said Dick. &quot;Edith
+didn't tell you the whole story. The girl,&quot;
+and he drew himself up to a dignity based on
+John's, &quot;is under <i>my</i> protection.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your protection!&quot; repeated his amazed
+sister.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Precisely. <i>My</i> protection. Edith declines
+to receive this helpless child. Therefore,
+I have offered her the shelter of my
+roof.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;His roof,&quot; explained Mary to Mrs. Sedyard,
+&quot;is the floor of the hall bedroom above
+his. It measures about nine by six. So the
+thing to do, since of course, Dick is only
+talking nonsense, is to let me take the girl
+around to the studio until John and I can
+plan an uninstitutional future for her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You may do just as you please,&quot; said
+Edith coldly. &quot;I have given my opinion as
+to what should be done with her. It has
+been considered, by persons more experienced
+than you, the opinion of an expert.
+Girls of her history and standards are not
+desirable inmates for well-ordered homes.
+I shall have nothing to do with her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How about it, Mary?&quot; asked her brother.
+&quot;Are you willing to risk her in the high-art
+atmosphere of the studio?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'm glad to,&quot; Mary answered. &quot;It's
+not often that one gets a chance of being a
+little useful, and doesn't the Christmas Carol
+say, 'Good will to men.' I'm going down to
+see her now.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're a darling,&quot; cried John. &quot;True
+blue right through. Now, we'll all go down
+and arrange the transfer. But, first, I want
+to give Edith one more chance. Do you
+finally and unreservedly&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I do,&quot; said Edith promptly.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And you, Mary, are you sure of yourself?
+Suppose that, when you see her, you
+change your mind?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I've given my word,&quot;, she answered.
+&quot;I promise to take her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's all I want,&quot; said John.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>&quot;How could you, John? How could you?&quot;
+sobbed Edith. &quot;How could you tell
+us&mdash;?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I told you nothing but the absolute
+truth. I meant her to be your Christmas
+present, but you have resigned her 'with all
+her works and all her pomps' to Mary.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah! but if I refuse to take her from
+Edith?&quot; Mary suggested.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then I get her,&quot; answered Dick blithely,
+&quot;and she'd be safer with me. I know what
+you two girls are thinking of. You are going
+to borrow her clothes and make a Cinderella
+of her. They are what you care about.
+But I love her for herself, her useless hands,
+her golden hair, her lovely smile&mdash;well, no,
+I guess we'll cut out the smile,&quot; he corrected
+when Maudie, agitated by the appraising
+hands of the two girls, swung her head completely
+round and beamed impartially upon
+the whole assembly. &quot;It don't look just
+sincere to me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But there was no insincerity about Maudie.
+She was just as sweet-tempered as she looked.
+Uncomplainingly, she allowed herself to be
+despoiled of her finery and wrapped in a
+sheet while Mary wriggled ecstatically in
+the heavenly blue dress, pinned the plumed
+hat on her own bright head and threw the
+muff into a corner of the darkened drawing-room
+when she found that it interfered with
+the free expression of her gratitude to John.</p>
+
+<p>And some months later when the trousseau
+was in progress, the once despised
+Christmas guest, now a member in good-standing
+of Mary's household, did tireless
+service, smilingly, in the sewing-room.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="WHO_IS_SYLVIAquot" id="WHO_IS_SYLVIAquot"></a>&quot;WHO IS SYLVIA?&quot;</h2>
+
+
+<p>&quot;Lemon, I think,&quot; said Miss Knowles, in
+defiance of the knowledge, born of
+many afternoons, that he preferred
+cream. She took a keen and mischievous
+pleasure in annoying this hot-tempered young
+man, and she generally succeeded. But to-day
+he was not to be diverted from the purpose
+which, at the very moment of his entrance,
+she had divined.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nothing, thank you,&quot; he answered. &quot;I'll
+not have any tea. I came in only for a
+moment to tell you that I'm going to be
+married.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Again?&quot; she asked calmly, as though he
+had predicted a slight fall of snow. But
+her calm did not communicate itself to him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Again?&quot; he repeated hotly. &quot;What do
+you mean by 'again?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Now, Jimmie,&quot; she remonstrated, as she
+settled herself more comfortably among her
+pillows and centered all her apparent attention
+upon a fragile cup and a small but
+troublesome sandwich, &quot;don't be savage. I
+only mean that you always tell me so when
+you find an opportunity. That you even
+manufacture opportunities&mdash;some of them
+out of most unlikely material. A chance
+meeting in a cross-town car; an especially
+<i>forte</i> place in an opera; the moment when a
+bishop is saying grace or a host telling his
+favorite story. And yet you expect me to
+be surprised to hear it now! Here in my own
+deserted drawing-room with the fire lighted
+and the lamps turned low. You forget that
+one is allowed to remember.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You allow yourself to forget when you
+choose and to remember when you wish:
+You are&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And to whom are you going to be
+married? To the same girl? Do you
+know, I think she is not worthy of you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She is not,&quot; he acquiesced, and she, for
+a passing moment, seemed disconcerted.
+&quot;Yet she is,&quot; he continued, cheered by this
+slight triumph, &quot;the most persistent, industrious
+and deserving of all the young persons
+who, attracted by my great position and vast
+wealth, are pressing themselves or being
+pressed by designing relatives upon my
+notice.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>His hostess laughed softly.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Make allowances for them,&quot; she pleaded.
+&quot;You know very few men can rival your
+advantages. The sixth son of a retired yet
+respectable stock broker, and an income of
+four thousand a year derived from a small but
+increasing&mdash;shall we say increasing&mdash;?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Diminishing; incredible as it may seem,
+diminishing.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;From a small but diminishing law practice.
+And with these you must mention
+your greatest charm.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Which is?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your humility, your modesty, your lack
+of self-assertiveness. Do you think she
+recognizes that? It is so difficult to fully
+appreciate your humility.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Jimmie grinned. &quot;She's up to it,&quot; said
+he. &quot;She knows all about it. She's as
+clever, as keen, as clear-sighted.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Is she, perhaps, pleasing to the eye?&quot;
+asked Miss Knowles idly. &quot;Clever women
+are often so&mdash;well, so&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Jimmie gazed at her across the little tea-table.
+He filled his eyes with her. And,
+since his heart was in his eyes, he filled that,
+too. After a moment he made solemn
+answer:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She is the most beautiful woman God
+ever made.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, now,&quot; said Miss Knowles, returning
+her cup to its fellows and turning her face,
+and her mind, more entirely to him, &quot;now we
+grow interesting. Describe her to me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Again?&quot; Jimmie plagiarized.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, again. Tell me, what is she like?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She is like,&quot; he began so deliberately
+that his hostess, leaning forward, hung upon
+his words, &quot;she is exactly like&mdash;nothing.&quot;
+The hostess sat back. &quot;There was never
+anything in the least like her. To begin
+with, she is fair and young and slim. She
+is tall enough, and small enough and her
+eyes are gray and black and blue.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She sounds disreputable, your paragon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And her eyes,&quot; he insisted, &quot;are gray in
+the sunlight, blue in the lamplight, and black
+by the light of the moon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And in the firelight?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He rose to kick the logs into a greater
+brightness; and when he had studied her
+glowing face until it glowed even more
+brightly, he answered:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In the firelight they are&mdash;wonderful.
+She has&mdash;did I tell you?&mdash;the whitest and
+smallest of teeth.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They're so much worn this year,&quot; she
+laughed, and wondered the while what evil
+instinct tempted her to play this dangerous
+game; why she could not refrain from peering
+into the deeper places of his nature to see
+if her image were still there and still supreme?
+Why should she, almost involuntarily, work
+to create and foster an emotion upon which
+she set no store, which indeed, only amused
+her in its milder manifestations and frightened
+her when it grew intense? He showed
+symptoms of unwelcome seriousness now,
+but she would have none of it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Go on,&quot; she urged. &quot;Unless you give
+her a few more features she will be like little
+Red Riding Hood's grandmother.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And she has,&quot; he proceeded obediently,
+&quot;eyebrows and eyelashes&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;One might have guessed them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;&mdash;beyond the common, long and dark and
+soft. The rest of her face is the only possible
+setting for her eyes. It is perfection.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And is she gentle, womanly, tender? Is
+she, I so often wonder, good enough to you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She treats me hundreds of times better
+than I deserve.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Doesn't she rather swindle you? Doesn't
+she let you squander your time?&quot;&mdash;she
+glanced at the clock&mdash;&quot;your substance?&quot;&mdash;she
+bent to lay her cheek against the
+violets at her breast&mdash;&quot;your affection upon
+her&mdash;?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And how could she be kinder? And when
+I marry her&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And <i>if</i>,&quot; Miss Knowles amended.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's no question about it,&quot; he retorted.
+&quot;She knows that I shall marry
+her.&quot; Miss Knowles looked unconvinced.
+&quot;She knows that she will marry me.&quot; Miss
+Knowles looked rebellious. &quot;She knows that
+I shall never marry anyone else.&quot; Miss
+Knowles took that apparently for granted.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Dear boy!&quot; said she.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That I have waited seven years for her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Poor boy!&quot; said she.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That I shall wait seven more for her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Silly boy!&quot; said she.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And so I stopped this afternoon to tell
+her that I'm coming home to marry her in
+two or three months.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Coming home?&quot; she questioned with not
+much interest. &quot;Where are you going?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To Japan on a little business trip. One
+of the big houses wants to get some papers
+and testimony and that sort of thing out of
+a man who is living in a backwoods village
+there for his health&mdash;and his liberty. None
+of their own men can afford time to go. And
+I got the chance, a very good one for me&mdash;but
+I tire you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No; oh, no,&quot; said Miss Knowles politely.
+&quot;You are very interesting.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then you shouldn't fidget and yawn.
+You lay yourself open to misinterpretation.
+To continue: a very great chance for me.
+The firm is a big firm, the case is a big case,
+and it will be a great thing for me to be heard
+of in connection with it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Some nasty scandal, of course.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not exactly. It is the Drewitt case. I
+wonder if you heard anything about it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;For three months after the thing happened,&quot;
+she assured him with a flattering
+accession of interest, &quot;I heard nothing about
+anything else. Poor, dear father knew him,
+to his cost, you know. I heard that there
+was to be a new investigation and another
+attempt at a settlement. And now you're
+going to interview the man! And you're going
+to Japan! Oh, the colossal luck of some
+people! You will write to me&mdash;won't you?&mdash;as
+soon as you see him, and tell me all about
+him. How he looks, what he says, how he
+justifies himself. O Jimmie, dear Jimmie,
+you will surely write to me?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Naturally,&quot; said Jimmie, and his thin,
+young face looked happier than it had at
+any other time since the beginning of this
+conversation; happier than it had in many
+preceding conversations with this very
+unsatisfying but charming interlocutor. &quot;I
+always do. Sometimes when your mood
+has been particularly, well, unreceptive, I
+have thought of going away so that I might
+write to you. Perhaps I could write more
+convincingly than I can talk.&quot; A cheering
+condition of things for a lawyer, he reflected.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But this is a different and much more
+particular thing,&quot; she insisted with a cruelty
+of which her interest made her unconscious.
+&quot;I have a sort of a right to know on account
+of poor, dear father. I shall make a list of
+questions and you will answer them fully,
+won't you? Then I shall be the only woman
+in New York to know the true inwardness
+of the Drewitt affair. When do you start?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To-morrow morning. I shall be away
+for perhaps three months, and then,&quot;
+doggedly, &quot;then I'm coming home to be married.
+I came in to tell you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And if I don't quite believe you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I shall postpone the ceremony. Shall we
+say indefinitely, some time in the summer?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not even then. Never, I think. That
+troublesome girl is beginning&mdash;she feels that
+she ought to tell you&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That there is another 'another'?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, I fear so.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who will be in town for the next three
+months?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Again, I fear so.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then that's all right,&quot; said the optimistic
+Jimmie. &quot;There never was a man&mdash;save
+one, oh, lady mine&mdash;who could, for three
+months, avoid boring you. When he holds
+forth upon every subject under the sun and
+stars you will think longingly of me and of
+the endless variety of my one topic, 'I'm
+going to marry you.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But if he should make it his?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I defy him to do it. There is no guise in
+which he could clothe the idea which would
+not remind you instantly of me. If he should
+be poetical: well, so was I when we were
+twenty-one. If he should give you gifts of
+great price: well, so did I in those Halcyon
+days when I had an allowance from my
+Governor and toiled not. If his is an outdoor
+wooing, you will inevitably remember
+that I taught you to ride, to skate, to drive,
+and to play golf. If he should attack you
+musically, you will be surprised at the number
+of operas we've heard together and of
+duets we've sung together. And so, in the
+words of my friend, fellow-sufferer, and name-sake,
+Mr. Yellowplush, 'You'll still remember
+Jeames.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's nonsense!&quot; cried Miss Knowles.
+&quot;I've tried to be fond of you&mdash;I <i>am</i> fond of
+you and accustomed to you. The fatal
+point is that I am accustomed to you.
+You say you never bore me. Well, you
+don't. And that other men do. Well,
+you're right. But people don't marry people
+simply because they don't bore each
+other.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Your meaning is clearer than your words
+and much more correct. This really essential
+consideration is, alas, frequently not
+considered.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;People should marry,&quot; said Miss Knowles
+with a sort of consecrated earnestness&mdash;the
+most deadly of all the practiced phases of
+her coquetry&mdash;&quot;for love. Now, I'm not in
+love with you. If I were, the very idea of
+your going away would make me miserable.
+And do I seem miserable? Am I lovelorn?
+Look at me carefully and tell the truth.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Jimmie obeyed, and the contemplation of
+his hostess seemed to depress him.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;No,&quot; he agreed gloomily, &quot;you seem to
+bear up. No one, looking at your face, could
+guess that your heart was in&mdash;was in&mdash;&quot;
+Jimmie halted, vainly searching for the poetical
+word. Miss Knowles supplied it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In torn and bleeding fragments,&quot; she
+supplemented. &quot;No, Jimmie, I'm sorry.
+You've laid siege to it in every known
+way, and yet there's not a feather out of
+it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There are two ways,&quot; Jimmie pondered
+audibly, &quot;in which I have not wooed you.
+One is <i>&agrave; la</i> cave dweller. I might knock
+you on the head with a knobby club and
+drag you to my lair. But since my lair is
+some blocks away, and since those blocks
+are studded with the interested public and
+the uninterested police, the cave dweller's
+method will not serve. There remains one
+other. I stand before you, so; I take your
+hand, so; I may even have to kiss it, so.
+And I say: 'Dear one, I want you. Every
+hour of my life I want you. I want you to
+take care of, to work for, to be proud of. I
+want you to let me teach you what life
+means. I want you for my dearest friend,
+for my everlasting sweetheart, for my wife.'
+And when I've said it, I kiss your hand, so;
+gently, once again, and wait for your
+answer.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Dear boy,&quot; said she with an unsteady
+little laugh, for&mdash;as always&mdash;she shrank from
+his earnestness after she had deliberately
+roused it, &quot;I wish you wouldn't talk like that.
+You make me feel so shallow-pated and so
+small. I don't want to talk about life and
+knowledge and love. And I don't want any
+husband at all. What makes you so tragic
+this afternoon? You're spoiling our last hour
+together. Come, be reasonable. Tell me
+what you think of Drewitt. Why do you
+suppose he did it? Did his wife and daughter
+know?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're quite sure about the other thing?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Unalterably sure. And, Jimmie, dear
+old Jimmie, there are two things I want you
+to do for me. The first is, to abandon forever
+and forever this 'one topic' of which,
+you are so proud. Will you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will not,&quot; said Jimmie.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And the second is: to fall in love with a
+girl on the boat. There is always a girl on
+a boat. Will you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I will,&quot; said Jimmie promptly. &quot;It
+would be just what you deserve.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Miss Knowles bore the absence of her most
+persistent and accustomed suitor with a
+fortitude not predicted by that self-confident
+young man. She danced and drove, lunched
+and dined, rode and flirted with undiminished
+zest, bringing, each day, new energy
+and determination to the task of enjoying
+herself.</p>
+
+<p>The enjoyment of her neighbors seemed
+less important. She preferred that her part
+in the cotillion should be observed by a frieze
+of unculled wall-flowers. A drive was always
+pleasanter if it were preceded by a
+skirmish with her mother in which Miss
+Knowles should come off victorious with the
+victoria, while Mrs. Knowles accepted the
+<i>coup de gr&acirc;ce</i> and the coup&eacute;. A flirtation&mdash;if
+her languid, seeming innocent monopoly
+of a man's time and thoughts could be called
+by so gross a name&mdash;was more satisfying if
+it implied the breaking of vows and hearts
+and the mad jealousy of some less gifted
+sister; if it had, like a Russian folk song, a
+sob and a wail running through it.</p>
+
+<p>Jimmie had never approved of these
+amusements and had never hesitated to express
+his opinion of them in terms which were
+intelligible even to her vanity. From the
+days when they had played together in the
+park she had dreaded his honesty and feared
+his judgments. &quot;You're such a poacher,
+Sylvia,&quot; he told her once, &quot;such an inveterate,
+diabolical Fly-by-Night, Will-o'-the-Wisp
+poacher. I sometimes think you'd
+condescend to take a shot at me if you didn't
+know that I'm fair game. But you like to
+kill two birds with one stone; smash two
+hearts with one smile.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>During the weeks immediately following
+the departure of her mentor she devoted herself
+whole-heartedly to her favorite form of
+sport. Besides her unscrupulousness she was
+armed with her grandfather's name, the
+riches of her dead father, her own beauty,
+and a mind capable of much better things.
+And, since Jimmie's presence would have
+seriously interfered with the pleasures of
+the chase, she was rather glad than otherwise
+that he was not there to see&mdash;and
+comment.</p>
+
+<p>Her mother bore his absence with a like
+stoicism. That astute matron had long and
+silently deprecated the regularity with which
+her Louis Quinze had groaned beneath one
+hundred and eighty pounds of ineligibility,
+the frequency with which a tall troup horse
+of spectacular gait and snortings could be
+descried beside her daughter's English hunter
+in the park, the strange chain of coincidence
+by which at theater, house party, dinner, or
+even church, Jimmie smiling and unabashed,
+would find his way to her daughter's side and
+monopolize her daughter's attention.</p>
+
+<p>In the excitement of the first stages of one
+of her expeditions into another's territory,
+Jimmie's first letter arrived. It was mailed
+at Honolulu, and consisted obediently of
+the cryptic statement: &quot;There is no girl on
+the boat. She is a widow, but lots of fun.&quot;
+And it changed the character of the invasion
+from a harmless survey of the land to a determined
+attack upon its fortresses. And so
+Gilbert Stevenson, millionaire dock owner,
+veteran of many seasons and more campaigns,
+found himself engaged to Miss Sylvia
+Knowles just when, after a long and careful
+courtship, he had decided to bestow his hand
+and name upon the daughter of the retired
+senior partner of his firm: &quot;that dear little
+girl of old Marvin's,&quot; as he described the
+lady of his choice, &quot;his only child and a good
+child, too.&quot; He bore his surprise and honors
+with a courteous pomposity. Miss
+Knowles bore the situation with restraint
+and decorum. But that &quot;dear little girl of
+old Marvin's&quot; could not bring herself to bear
+it at all and wept away her modest claims
+to prettiness and spirit in one desolate month.</p>
+
+<p>Like many a humbler poacher, Sylvia
+Knowles found an embarrassment in disposing
+of her victims after she had bagged
+them, and Mr. Gilbert Stevenson was peculiarly
+difficult in this regard. She did not
+want to keep him. In fact, the engagement
+upon which she was enduring congratulations
+had been as surprising to her as to her
+fianc&eacute;. And the methodical manifestations
+of his regard contrasted wearyingly with the
+erratic events in another friendship in which
+nothing was to be counted upon except the
+unaccountable. So that when vanquished
+suitors withdrew discomfited and returned
+to renew an earlier allegiance or to swear a
+new one; when &quot;that good child of old Marvin's&quot;
+had withdrawn her pitiful little face
+and her disappointment into the remote
+fastness of settlement work; when her mother
+resigned all claims upon the victoria and
+loudly affirmed her preference for the brougham,
+then things in general&mdash;and Mr. Stevenson
+in particular&mdash;began to bore Miss
+Knowles, and she began to look forward,
+with an emotion which would have surprised
+her betrothed, to foreign mails and
+letters. She considerately spared Mr. Stevenson
+this disquieting intelligence, having
+found him in matters of honor and rectitude
+as archaic and as fastidious as Jimmie himself.
+&quot;Has a nasty suspicious mind,&quot; she
+reflected, &quot;and a nasty jealous disposition.
+I wonder if he will expect me to give up all
+my friends when I marry him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Yet even Mr. Stevenson could have found
+no cause for jealousy in the matter of the
+letters. He might have objected to their
+being written at all, but beyond that they
+were innocuous. For all the personality they
+contained they might have been transcripts
+of Jimmie's reports to his firm. He clung
+doggedly to his prescribed topics, and he
+could not have devised a surer method of
+arousing the curiosity and the interest of
+this spoiled young person. She spent hours,
+which should have been devoted to the contemplation
+of approaching bliss, in reading
+between the prosaic lines, in searching for
+sentiment in a catalogue of railway stations,
+for tenderness in description of eccentric
+<i>tables d'h&ocirc;te</i>. Finding no trace of his old
+gallantry in all the closely written pages, she
+attributed its absence to obedience and accepted
+it as the higher tribute to her power.
+She was forced to judge her lover's longing
+by the quantity rather than by the ardor of
+his words, and to detect the yearning of a
+true lover's heart through such effectual
+disguise as:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Drewitt is a fine old chap; as placid and
+as bright as this country and a great deal
+more so than anyone you'll see in the windows
+of the Union League Club. He received
+me so cordially that I felt awkward
+about introducing the object of my visit,
+but when I had admired everything in sight
+from the mountains in the distance to the
+rug I was sitting on, I finally faced the situation
+and did it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Dear me,' said he, 'are those directors
+still troubling themselves about their transaction
+with me?' I admitted apologetically
+that they were; that their books refused
+to close over the gap left by the vanishing
+of $50,000, and that he was earnestly
+requested to return to New York and to lend
+his acknowledged business acumen, etc., etc.
+He never turned a hair. Said they&mdash;and I&mdash;were
+very kind. Nothing could give him
+greater pleasure. But the ladies preferred
+Japan. Therefore he, etc., etc., etc. But
+he would be delighted to explain the matter
+fully to me; to supply me with all the figures
+and information I desired. (And that, of
+course, is as much as I am expected to bring
+back.) But he would have to postpone his
+return until&mdash;and you should have seen the
+whimsical, quizzical old eye of his&mdash;until
+the nations would agree upon new extradition
+treaties. Then, of course, etc., etc., etc.
+Meanwhile, as there was no immediate urgency
+about the matter, as he hoped that I
+would stay with them for as long a time as
+I cared to arrange, he would suggest that we
+should join Mrs. Drewitt in the garden.
+She would welcome news of our American
+friends. 'I need not ask you,' he added as
+we went out through the wall-like people in
+a dream or a fairy tale, to be discreet and
+casual in your conversation with the ladies.
+My daughter is away this week visiting an
+old friend of hers who is married to a missionary
+in a neighboring village. She knows
+the reason for our being here. My wife does
+not. It need not be discussed with either of
+them.' I should think not!</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And there in the garden was Mrs. Drewitt,
+a fat little old lady in a flaming kimono
+and spectacles. She wears her hair as your
+Aunt Matilda does, stuck to her forehead in
+scrolls. 'Water curls,' I think, is the technical
+term. She was holding the head of a
+dejected marigold while a native propped it
+up with a stick. It seemed she remembered
+my mother, and we spent a delightful tea-time
+in a garden which was a part of the
+same dream as the phantom wall. Then the
+old gentleman led me off by myself and
+wanted to hear all about Broadway.
+Whether Oscar was still at the Waldorf.
+Whether Fields and Weber made 'a good
+thing of it' apart. Then the old lady led me
+off by myself and wanted to know who was
+now the pastor of the Brick Church, and what
+was Maude Adam's latest play, and whether
+skirts were worn long or short in the street.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'You see this dress,' she said, 'is not
+really made for a woman of my age. In
+fact, in this country all the bright and pretty
+colors are worn by the waitresses. Geishas
+they call them. But Mr. Drewitt always
+liked bright colors, and red is very becoming
+to me.' She was such a wistful, pathetic,
+and incongruous little figure that I said something
+about hoping that she would soon be
+in New York again. 'But,' she said, 'Mr.
+Drewitt cannot leave his work here. Didn't
+you know that he is stationed here to report
+the changes of the weather to Washington?
+It is very important, and we can't go home
+until he is recalled. And, besides,'&quot; she went
+on with a half sob in her voice and a look in
+her eyes that made her seem as young as her
+own daughter, 'and, besides, I would much
+rather be here. In New York my husband
+was too busy. He had so many calls upon
+his time, so many people to meet, and so
+many places to go, that sometimes I hardly
+felt as though he belonged to me. But now
+for days and weeks at a time we are together.
+And he has no business worries. And his
+salary,' she brightened up to tell me, 'is
+almost as good here as it used to be in the
+Trust Company for <i>much</i> harder work.' She's
+a sweet old thing&mdash;must have been quite a
+beauty once&mdash;and I wish you could see old
+Drewitt's manner with her&mdash;so courteous and
+affectionate&mdash;and hers with him&mdash;so adoring
+and confiding. It's wonderful!</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It will take some time to get all the information
+I want from the old man. He has
+the papers and he is quite willing to explain
+everything, but we spend the larger
+part of every day in entertaining the old
+lady and keeping her happy and unsuspicious.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A series of such letters covering several
+placid weeks reduced Miss Knowles to a condition
+of moodiness and abstraction which
+all the resources at her command failed to
+dissipate. In vain were the practical blandishments
+of Mr. Stevenson; in vain her
+mother's shopping triumphs; in vain were
+dinners given in her honor and receptions at
+which she reigned supreme. None of her
+other experiments had resulted in an engagement&mdash;an
+immunity which she now humbly
+attributed to the watchful Jimmie&mdash;and she
+was dismayed at the determined and matter-of-fact
+way in which she was called upon to
+fulfil her promise. &quot;If only Jimmie were at
+home!&quot; she realized, &quot;he would save me.&quot;
+This was when the happy day was yet a great
+way off. &quot;If only Jimmie would come home,&quot;
+she wailed as the weeks grew to months, and
+even the comfort of his letters failed her.
+For two months there had been no news of
+him, and Fate&mdash;and Mr. Stevenson&mdash;were
+very near when, at last, she heard from him
+again. He sent a telegram nearly as brief
+as his first letter.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I am coming home,&quot; it announced, &quot;I
+am coming home, and I'm going to be
+married.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And the simple little words, waited for so
+long, remembered so clearly, and coming, at
+last, so late, did what all Jimmie's more eloquent
+pleadings had failed to do.</p>
+
+<p>Sylvia Knowles, a creature made of vanities,
+realized that she loved better than all
+her other vanities her place in this one man's
+regard. No contemplation of Mr. Stevenson's
+estate on the Hudson, his shooting lodge on
+a Scottish moor, his English abbey, and his
+Italian villa could nerve her for the first
+meeting with Jimmie, could fortify her against
+his first laughing repetition:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>You</i> married to Gilbert Stevenson,&quot; or
+his later scornful, &quot;You <i>married</i> to Gilbert
+Stevenson.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>So she dismissed Mr. Stevenson with as
+little feeling as she had annexed him, and
+sought comfort in the knowledge that her
+mother was furious, her own fortune ample,
+and that marrying for love was a graceful,
+becoming pose and an unusual thing to do.</p>
+
+<p>Her rejected suitor bore his disappointment
+as correctly as he had borne his joy.
+He stormed the special center of philanthropy
+in which old Marvin's little girl had buried
+herself, and she was most incorrectly but
+refreshingly glad to see him. She destroyed
+forever his poise and his pride in it when she
+sat upon his unaccustomed knee, rested her
+tired head upon his immaculate shirt front,
+and wept for very happiness.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>&quot;And I remember,&quot; said Miss Knowles,
+&quot;that you always take cream.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Nothing, thank you,&quot; Jimmie corrected.
+&quot;Just plain unadulterated tea. I learned to
+like it in Japan. But don't bother about it.
+I haven't long to stay. I came in to tell
+you&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That you're going to be married.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;How did you guess?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You didn't leave me to guess. Your
+telegram.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, yes!&quot; quoth Jimmie. &quot;I sent a
+lot of them before I sailed. But in my
+letters&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You mentioned absolutely nothing but
+that stupid old Drewitt affair. Never a
+word of the places you saw, the people you
+met, or even the people you missed. Nothing
+of the customs, the girls, the clothes.
+Nothing but that shuffling old Drewitt and
+his stuffy old wife. Nothing about yourself.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Orders are orders,&quot; quoth Jimmie, &quot;and
+those were yours to me. I remember exactly
+how it came about. We had been talking
+personalities. I have an idea that I made
+rather a fool of myself, and that you told me
+so. Then you, wisely conjecturing that I
+might write as foolishly as I had talked, made
+out a list of subjects for my letters. My
+name, I noted with some care, was not upon
+that list.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Jimmie,&quot; said Miss Knowles, &quot;I was cruel
+and heartless that day. I've thought about
+it often.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You've thought!&quot; cried the genial Jimmie.
+&quot;How had you time to think? Where were
+all those 'anothers'?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There were none,&quot; lied Miss Knowles soulfully
+with a disdainful backward glance toward
+Mr. Stevenson. &quot;For a time I thought
+there was one. But whenever I thought of
+that last talk of ours&mdash;you remember it,
+don't you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Of course. I told you I was going to be
+married as soon as I came home. Well, and
+so I am.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So you are. But I used to think that if
+you hesitated to tell me; if you felt that I
+might still be hard about it and unsympathetic;
+if you decided to confide no more
+in me&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But you would be sure to know.
+Even if I had not telegraphed I never
+could have kept it a secret from you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not easily. I should have been, as you
+observe, sure to know. Do you remember
+how I always refused to believe you? It was
+not until you were in that horrid Japan,
+where all the women are supposed to be
+beautiful&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; Jimmie acquiesced. &quot;It was when
+I was in Japan.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It was then that it began to seem possible
+that you would be married when you came
+home. It was then that I began to realize
+that I didn't deserve to be told of your plans.
+For I had been a fool, Jimmie. You had been
+a fool, too, but not in the way you think.
+And so, if you will sit where I sat that horrid
+day, we will begin that conversation all over
+again and end it differently. The first speech
+was yours. Do you remember it?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But I'm going to be married,&quot; said Jimmie.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Good boy. He knows his lesson. And
+now I say, 'To the most beautiful woman
+in the world?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;To the most beautiful woman God ever
+made. The dearest, the most clever, the
+most simple.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Simple,&quot; repeated Miss Knowles with some
+natural surprise. &quot;Did you say simple?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Simple and jolly and unaffected. As true
+and as bright as the stars. And I'm going to
+marry her&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Now this,&quot; Miss Knowles interjected, &quot;is
+where the difference comes. You are to sit
+quite still and listen to me because a thing
+like this&mdash;however long and carefully one
+had thought it out&mdash;is difficult in the
+saying. So, I stand here before you where I
+can look at you; for four months are long;
+and where you may, when I have quite
+finished, kiss my hand again; for again four
+months are long. And I begin thus: Jimmie,
+you are going to be married&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I told you first,&quot; cried Jimmie.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But I knew it first,&quot; she countered, &quot;to
+a woman who has learned to love you during
+the past three months, but who could not do
+it more utterly, more perfectly, if she had
+practiced through all the years that you and
+I have been friends.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;So she says,&quot; Jimmie interrupted with
+sudden heat. &quot;So she says. God bless her!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And, ah, <i>how</i> she is fond of you. 'Fond'
+is a darling of a word. It keeps just enough
+of its old 'foolish' meaning to be human.
+Proud of you, glad of you, fond of you&mdash;I
+think that this is, perhaps, the time for you
+to kiss my hand.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're a darling,&quot; he said as he obeyed.
+&quot;But what I can't understand&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's not your turn. You may talk after
+I finish if I leave anything for you to say.
+See, I go on: You are going to marry&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The most beautiful woman in the world.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That reminds me. What is she like? I've
+not heard her described for ages.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Because there was no one in New York
+who could do justice to her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You are the knightliest of knights. Go
+on. Describe her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, she is neither very tall nor very
+small. But the grace of her, the young, surpassing
+grace of her, makes you know as soon
+as your eyes have rested on her that her
+height, whatever it chances to be, is the perfect
+height for a woman. And then there is
+the noble heart of her. What other daughter
+would have buried herself, as she has done,
+in a little mountain village&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Miss Knowles looked quickly about the
+luxurious room, then out upon the busy
+avenue, then back at him, suspecting raillery.
+But he was staring straight through her;
+straight into the land of visions. His eyes
+never wavered when she moved slowly out
+of their range and sat, huddled and white-faced,
+in the corner of a big chair.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And all,&quot; Jimmie went on, &quot;so bravely,
+so cheerily, that it makes one's throat ache
+to see. And one's heart hot to see. Then
+there is the beauty of her. Her hair is dark,
+her eyes are dark, but her skin is the fairest
+in the world.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Miss Knowles pushed back a loose lace cuff
+and studied the arm it had hidden. <i>La reine
+est morte</i>, she whispered, <i>morte, morte, morte</i>.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But what puzzles me,&quot;, said the genial
+Jimmie, &quot;is your knowing about it all. I
+never wrote you a word of it, and as for
+Sylvia&mdash;by the way, did you know that her
+name, like yours, is Sylvia?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; said Miss Knowles, &quot;I had even
+guessed that her name would be Sylvia.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're a wonderful woman,&quot; Jimmie protested.
+&quot;The most wonderful woman in the
+world.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Except?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Except, of course, Sylvia Drewitt.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, yes,&quot; said Miss Knowles. &quot;Yes, of
+course.&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_SPIRIT_OF_CECELIA_ANNE" id="THE_SPIRIT_OF_CECELIA_ANNE"></a>THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE</h2>
+
+
+<p>&quot;And all the rest and residue of my estate,&quot;
+read the lawyer, his voice
+growing more impressive as he
+reached this most impressive clause, &quot;I give
+and bequeath to my beloved granddaughter
+and godchild Cecelia Anne Hawtry for her
+own use and benefit forever.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The black-clothed relations whose faces
+had been turned toward the front of the
+long drawing-room now swung round toward
+the back where a fair-haired little girl, her
+hands spread guardian-wise round the new
+black hat on her knees, lay asleep in her
+father's arms. For old Mrs. Hawtry's &quot;beloved
+granddaughter Cecelia Anne&quot; was not
+yet too big to find solace in sleep when she
+was tired and uninterested, being indeed but
+nine years old and exceedingly small of
+stature and babyish of habit. So she slept
+on and missed hearing all the provisions
+which were meant to protect her in the enjoyment
+of her estate but which were equally
+calculated to drive her guardian distracted.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I leave nothing to my beloved son, James
+Hawtry,&quot; the document continued, &quot;because
+I consider that he has quite enough
+already. And I leave nothing to his son,
+James Hawtry, Junior, the twin-brother of
+Cecelia Anne Hawtry, because, though he
+and I have met but seldom, I have formed
+the opinion that he is capable of winning his
+way in the world without any aid from
+me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>James Hawtry, Junior, sitting beside the
+heiress, failed to derive much satisfaction
+from this clause. If things were being given
+away, he was not quite certain as to what
+&quot;rest and residue&quot; might mean, but if things
+of any kind were being doled out he would
+fain have enjoyed them with the rest.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the lawyer read the final codicil
+and gathered his papers together, then addressed
+the blank and disappointed assemblage
+with: &quot;As you have seen that all the
+minor bequests are articles of a household
+nature&mdash;portraits, tableware and the like,
+'portable property' as my immortal colleague,
+Mr. Wemmick, would have said&mdash;I
+should suggest the present to be an admirable
+time for their removal by the fortunate
+legatees who may not again be in this neighbourhood.
+And now I have but to congratulate
+the young lady who has succeeded
+to this property, a really handsome property
+I may say, though the amount is not stated
+nor even yet fully ascertained. If Miss Cecelia
+Anne Hawtry is present, I should like
+to pay my respects to her and to wish her all
+happiness in her new inheritance. I have
+never had the pleasure of meeting the principal
+legatee. May I ask her to come forward
+and accept my congratulations.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Take her, Jimmie,&quot; commanded Mr.
+Hawtry, setting Cecelia down upon her thin
+little black legs, while he tried to smooth her
+into presentable shape in anticipation of
+the anxious cross-examination he was
+sure to undergo when he returned with
+the children to his New York home and
+wife.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She looked as fit as paint,&quot; he afterward
+assured that anxious questioner. &quot;I stood
+the bow out on her hair and pushed her
+dress down just as I've seen you do hundreds
+of times. Jimmie helped, too, and I declare
+to you, you'd have been as proud of those
+two kids as I was when that boy led his little
+sister through the hostile camp. Funny,
+he felt the hostility instantly, though of
+course, he didn't understand it. But she&mdash;well,
+you know what a confiding little thing
+she is, and having been asleep made her eyes
+look even more babyish than they always do&mdash;walked
+beside him, smiling her soft little
+smile and looking about three inches high in
+her little black dress.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;If I had been there,&quot; interrupted Mrs.
+Hawtry warmly, &quot;I should have murdered
+your sister Elizabeth before I allowed her to
+put that baby into mourning. The black
+bow I packed for her hair would have been
+quite enough.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, she had it on. I saw it bobbing up
+the room while tenth and fifteenth cousins
+seven or eight times removed, stared at it
+and at her. But the person most surprised
+was old Debrett when Jimmie introduced
+them.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'This is her,' remarked your son with
+more truth than polish, and I'm, well, antecedently
+condemned, if that dry-as-dust old
+lawyer didn't stoop and kiss her as he wished
+her joy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah, I'm glad he's as nice as that,&quot; said
+Mrs. Hawtry, &quot;since he is to be your co-trustee.
+However,&quot; she added a little wistfully,
+&quot;I don't like the idea of anybody dictating
+to us about the baby. It makes her
+seem somehow not quite so much our very
+own. And we could have taken care of her
+quite well without your mother's money and
+advice.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, my dear,&quot; laughed her husband,
+&quot;that's a novel attitude to adopt toward a
+legacy. The baby is ours as much as she
+ever was. The advice is as good as any I
+ever read. And the money will leave us all
+the more to devote to Jimmie. There's the
+making of a good business man in Jimmie.&quot;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>It was part of what Mrs. Hawtry for a
+long time considered the interference of
+Cecelia Anne's grandmother that the child
+should have a monthly allowance, small while
+she was small and growing with her growth.
+She was to be allowed to spend it without
+supervision and to keep an account of it.
+At the end of each year the trustees were to
+examine these accounts and to judge from
+them the trend of their ward's inclinations.
+They would be then in a position to curb or
+foster her leanings as their judgment should
+dictate.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Cecelia Anne, restored to her friends
+from a wonderland sort of dream, called
+going&mdash;West&mdash;with&mdash;papa&mdash;on&mdash;the&mdash;train&mdash;and&mdash;living&mdash;with&mdash;Aunt&mdash;Elizabeth,
+was
+too full of narration and too excited by the
+envious regard of untraveled playmates to
+trouble overmuch about that scene in the
+long drawing-room which she had never
+clearly understood. The first monthly payment
+of her allowance failed to connect itself
+in her mind with the journey. Her predominant
+emotion on the subject of legacies
+was one of ardent gratitude to Jimmie. He
+had given her a quarter out of the change
+they had received at the toyshop where they
+had purchased the most beautiful sloop-yacht
+they had ever seen or dreamed of. A
+quarter for her very own; Jimmie's generosity
+and condescension extended even further
+than this. He also allowed her, the day
+being warm, to carry the yacht for a considerable
+part of their homeward journey,
+and, when the treasure was exhibited upon
+the topmost of their own front steps, he allowed
+her twice to pull the sails up and down.
+When he went to Central Park to sail the
+<i>Jennie H</i>, that being as near the feminine
+form of Jimmie Hawtry as their learning
+carried them, James, Junior, frequently allowed
+his sister to accompany him and his
+envious fellows. Then it was her proud
+privilege to watch the <i>Jennie H's</i> wavering
+course and to rush around the margin of the
+lake ready to &quot;stand by&quot; to receive her beloved
+bowsprit wherever she should dock.
+Then all proudly would she set the rudder
+straight again and turn the <i>Jennie H</i> back
+to the landing-stage where Jimmie, surrounded
+by his cohorts, all calm and cool in
+his magnificence, awaited this first evidence
+of &quot;the trend of Cecelia Anne's inclinations.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Not quite a year elapsed before Mr. Hawtry's
+genial co-trustee visited his little ward.
+The reading of the will had taken place in
+November, and on the last week of the following
+June, Mr. Debrett, chancing to be in New
+York, decided to cultivate the acquaintance
+of Cecelia Anne. Mrs. Hawtry and the
+twins were by this time settled in their
+country home in Westchester, and Debrett,
+driving up from the station in the evening
+with Mr. Hawtry, found it difficult to accept
+the freckled, barelegged, blue-jumpered
+form which he saw in the garden, polishing
+the spokes of a bicycle, as the ward who had
+lived all these months in his memory: a
+fragile little figure in funeral black. Never
+had he seen so altered a child, he assured
+Mrs. Hawtry with many congratulations.
+She seemed taller, heavier, more self-assured.
+But the smile with which she put a greasy
+little hand into his extended hand was misty
+and babyish still.</p>
+
+<p>Presently, while the two men rested with
+long chairs and long glasses and Mrs. Hawtry
+ministered to them, Jimmie appeared
+on the scene and after exchanging proper
+greetings turned to inspect Cecelia Anne and
+her work. &quot;I think you've got it bright
+enough,&quot; he said with kindly condescension.
+&quot;You can go and get dressed for dinner now.
+And to-morrow morning if I'm not using the
+wheel maybe I'll let you use it awhile.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, fank you!&quot; said Cecelia Anne who
+had never quite outgrown her babyhood's
+lisp, &quot;and can I have the saddle lowered so's
+I can reach the pedals?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, I s'pose so,&quot; said Jimmie grudgingly.
+&quot;Sometimes you act just like a girl. You
+give 'em something and they always want,
+more. Now you run on and open the stable
+door. I'm goin' to try if I can ride right
+into the harness-room without getting off.
+Don't catch your foot in the door and don't
+get too near Dolly's hind legs.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>When the children had vanished around
+the corner of the house, Mrs. Hawtry turned
+to Mr. Debrett.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's the explanation of Cecelia Anne's
+ruggedness,&quot; said she. &quot;She and Jimmie
+are inseparable. He has taught her all kinds
+of boys' accomplishments. And she's as
+happy as a bird if she's only allowed to trot
+around after him. It doesn't seem to make
+her in the least ungentle or hoydenish and I
+feel that she's safer with him than with the
+gossipy little girls down at the hotel.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not a doubt of it,&quot; Debrett heartily endorsed.
+&quot;She couldn't have a better adviser.
+Her grandmother, a very clever lady by the
+way, had a high opinion of your son's practical
+mind. A useful antidote, I should say,
+to his sister's extreme gentleness.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He found further confirmation of old Mrs.
+Hawtry's acumen when Mr. Hawtry proposed
+that they should look over Cecelia
+Anne's disbursement account, kept by herself,
+as the will had specified.</p>
+
+<p>Cecelia Anne was delighted with the idea.
+Jimmie had wandered out to see about the
+sports that were going to be held on the
+Fourth of July, and so the burden of explanation
+fell upon the little heiress. She drew
+her account book from its drawer in her
+father's desk, settled herself comfortably in
+the hollow of his arm and proceeded to disclose
+the &quot;trend of her inclinations&quot; as is
+evidenced by her shopping list:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;One sloop yat <i>Jennie H</i> swoped for
+hockey skates when it got cold.</p>
+
+<p>One air riffle.</p>
+
+<p>Three Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>One riding skirt.</p>
+
+<p>Two Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>Six white rats two died.</p>
+
+<p>Four Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>Leather Stocking Tales. Three Books.</p>
+
+<p>Three Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>Four Boxing Gloves.</p>
+
+<p>Eight Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>One bull tarrier dog and collar he fought
+Len Fogerty's dog bit him all up and father
+sent him away.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I remember him,&quot; said Mr. Hawtry&quot;
+&quot;a well-bred beast but a holy terror, go on
+dear.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;One Byccle.</p>
+
+<p>Three Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley's Darkest Africa two books but
+not very new.</p>
+
+<p>One printing press.</p>
+
+<p>Two Tickets.</p>
+
+<p>Treasure Island. One Book.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And that's all the big things,&quot; finished
+Cecelia Anne in evident relief. &quot;Jimmie
+wrote down the prices, wouldn't you like to
+see them?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And she crossed to Mr. Debrett and laid
+the open book on his knee.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Debrett, as Cecelia Anne teetered up
+and down on her heels and toes before him,
+read the list again, counted up the total
+expenditure and admitted that his ward had
+got remarkably good value for her money.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But what are all these 'tickets,' my
+dear?&quot; he asked her.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Eden Musee,&quot; answered Cecelia Anne.
+And the very thought of it drew her to her
+mother's knee. &quot;Jimmie and the boys used
+to take me there Saturday afternoons in the
+winter to try to get my nerve up. They
+say,&quot; she admitted dolefully, &quot;that I haven't
+got much. So they used to take me to the
+Chamber of Horrors so's I'd get accustomed
+to life. That's what Jimmie thought I
+needed. They used to like it, and I expect
+I'd have liked it, too, if I could have kept my
+eyes open, but I never could. I couldn't
+even <i>get</i> them open when the boys stood me
+right close to that gentleman having death
+throes on the ground after he'd been hung
+on a tree. You can hear him breathing!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I know him well,&quot; said Mr. Debrett.
+&quot;He is rather awful I must admit. And
+now we'll talk about the books. Don't you
+care at all about 'Little Men' and 'Little
+Women' or the 'Elsie Books?'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Jimmie says,&quot; Cecelia Anne made reply,
+&quot;that 'Darkest Africa' is better for me.
+It tells me just where to hit an elephant to
+give him the death throes. He says the
+'Elsie Books' wouldn't be any help to us
+even with a buffalo. We're going to buy
+'The Wild Huntress, or Love in the Wilderness'
+next month. Jimmie thinks that's
+sure to get my nerve up&mdash;being about a
+girl, you see&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And 'Treasure Island' now;&quot; said her
+guardian, &quot;did you enjoy that? It came
+rather late in my life, but I remember thinking
+it a great book.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's great for nerve. Jimmie often reads
+me parts of it after I go to bed at night.
+There's a poem in it&mdash;he taught me that by
+heart&mdash;and if I think to say it the last thing
+before I go to sleep he says I'll get so's <i>nothing</i>
+can scare me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Recite it for Mr. Debrett,&quot; urged Mrs.
+Hawtry. And Cecelia Anne obediently began,
+with a jerk of a curtsey and a shake of
+her delicate embroideries and blue sash.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span>&quot;Fifteen men on the dead man's chest<br /></span>
+<span>Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!<br /></span>
+<span>Drink and the devil had done for the rest<br /></span>
+<span>Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!&quot;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Mr. Debrett's astonishment at this lullaby
+held him silent for some seconds.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You see, sir,&quot; Cecelia Anne explained,
+&quot;if you <i>can</i> go to sleep thinking about that
+it shows your nerve. I can't. Not yet.
+But it never makes me cry any more and
+Jimmie says that's something.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I should say it was!&quot; he congratulated
+her. &quot;It's wonderful. And now in the
+matter of dolls,&quot; he went on referring to the
+list, &quot;no rag babies, eh?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, but she has beautiful dolls, Mr. Debrett,&quot;
+interposed her mother. &quot;She'll show
+them to you to-morrow morning, won't you
+honey-child? But she did not buy them.
+They were given to her at Christmas and
+other times. But really, since we came out
+here for the summer they've been rather
+neglected. Their mother has been so busy.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And Jimmie made me a house for them!&quot;
+Cecelia Anne broke in. &quot;And furniture!
+And a front yard stuck right on to the piazza!
+But I don't know, mother, whether I'd have
+time to show them to Mr. Debrett in the
+morning. I'm pretty busy now. It's getting
+so near the race. And I pace Jimmie
+<i>every</i> morning.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ah! that reminds me,&quot; said her father,
+&quot;Jimmie told me to send you to bed at eight
+o'clock&mdash;one of the rules of 'training', you
+know&mdash;so say good night to us all and put
+your little book back in the drawer. You've
+kept it very nicely. I am sure Mr. Debrett
+agrees with me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>When the elders were alone, Mrs. Hawtry
+crossed over into the light and addressed
+her guest.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I can't have you thinking badly of Jimmie,&quot;
+she began, &quot;or of us, for allowing
+him to practically spend the baby's income.
+Every one of the things on that list mark a
+stage in Cecelia Anne's progress away from
+priggishness and toward health. I don't
+know just how much she realizes her own
+power of veto in these purchases but I am
+sure she would never exercise it against
+Jimmie. She's absolutely wrapped up in
+him and he's wonderfully good and patient
+with her. Of course, you know, they're
+twins although no one ever guesses it.
+They've shared everything from the very
+first.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In this combination,&quot; laughed Debrett,
+&quot;the boy is 'father to the girl' and the girl
+is 'mother to the boy.'&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Precisely so,&quot; Mr. Hawtry replied, &quot;and
+the mother part comes out strong in this
+race and training affair. An old chap down
+at the hotel&mdash;one of those old white-whiskered
+'Foxey Grandpas' that no summer
+resort should be without&mdash;has arranged a
+great race for his friends, the children, on
+Fourth of July morning. The prize is to
+be the privilege of setting off the fireworks
+in the evening.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They'll run themselves to death,&quot; commented
+Debrett, who knew his young
+America, &quot;and is Jimmie to be one of the
+contestants?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;He is,&quot; replied Hawtry, &quot;it's a 'free for
+all' event and even Cecelia Anne <i>may</i> start
+if Jimmie allows it. She's not thinking much
+about that though. You see, Jimmie has
+gone into training and she's his trainer. I
+went out with them last Saturday morning
+to see how they manage. They marched me
+down to an untenanted little farm, back
+from the road. Jimmie carried the 'riffle'
+referred to in Cecelia Anne's text and a
+handful of blank cartridges. Cecelia Anne
+carried Jimmie's sweater, a bath towel, a
+large sponge, a small tin bucket and a long
+green bottle. I carried nothing. I was observing,
+not interfering.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, that dear baby!&quot; broke in Mrs.
+Hawtry, &quot;such a heavy load!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She's thriving under it, my dear.&quot; Well,
+presently we arrived at our destination, and
+I saw that those kids had worn a little path,
+not very deep of course, all round what used
+to be rather a spacious 'door yard.' The
+winning-post was the pump. By its side
+Cecelia Anne disposed her burden like a
+theatrical 'dresser' getting things ready for
+his principal. She hung her tin pail on the
+pump's snout and pumped it full of water,
+laid it beside the bath towel, threw the
+sponge into it, gave a final testing jerk to
+her tight little braids and divested herself
+of her jumpers and the dress she wore under
+them. Then she resumed the jumpers, took
+the rifle and crossed the 'track.' Jimmie,
+meanwhile, had stripped to trousers and the
+upper part of his bathing-suit, had donned
+his running shoes, set his feet in holes kicked
+in the ground for that purpose and bent forward,
+his back professionally hunched and
+in his hands the essential pieces of cork.
+Cecelia Anne gabbled the words of starting,
+shut her eyes tightly, fired the rifle into the
+air, threw it on the ground and set off after
+the swiftly moving Jimmie. Early in his
+first lap she was up to him. As they passed
+the pump, she was ahead. In the succeeding
+laps she kept a comfortable distance in
+the lead, until the end of the third when she
+sprinted for 'home,' grabbed the towel and,
+as Jimmie came bounding up, wrapped him
+in it, rubbed him down, fanned him with it,
+moistened his brow with vinegar from the
+long bottle, tied the sweater around his neck
+by its red sleeves and held the dripping
+sponge to his lips. Then she found time for
+me.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+<a name="ill-207" id= "ill-207"></a>
+<img src="images/ill-207.png"
+alt="CELIA ANNE SHUT HER EYES TIGHTLY AND FIRED THE RIFLE INTO THE AIR." title="" /><br />
+<span class="caption"><i>CELIA ANNE SHUT HER EYES TIGHTLY AND FIRED THE RIFLE INTO THE AIR.</i></span><br /><br />
+</div>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, father,&quot; she cried, &quot;did you <i>ever</i> see
+<i>any</i>body who could run as fast as Jimmie?
+Don't you just know he'll win that
+race?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There's but one chance against it,&quot; said
+I. &quot;And really, Mr. Debrett, that boy can
+run. He's a little bit heavy maybe, but he
+holds himself well together and keeps up a
+pretty good pace. I timed him and
+measured up the distance roughly afterward.
+It was pretty good going for a little
+chap. Cecelia Anne is so much smaller that
+we often forget what a little fellow he is after
+all. But that baby&mdash;whew&mdash;I wish you'd
+seen her fly. It wasn't running. She just
+blew over the ground and arrived at the
+pump as cool as a cucumber although Jimmie
+was puffing like an automobile of the
+vintage of 1890.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You see,&quot; said Jimmie to me as he lay
+magnificently on the grass waiting to grow
+cool while Cecelia still fanned him with the
+towel, &quot;you see it don't hurt her to pace me
+round the track.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Apparently not,&quot; said I, and although
+he's my own boy and I know him pretty
+well, I couldn't for the life of me decide
+whether he, as well as Cecelia Anne, had
+really failed to grasp the fact that she beats
+him to a standstill every morning. I suppose
+we'll know on the Fourth. If she runs,
+then he does not know. But if he refuses
+to let her run; it will be because he does
+know.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I'm not so sure of that,&quot; said Mrs.
+Hawtry.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Cecelia Anne <i>was</i> allowed to run. First,
+in a girl's race among the giggling, amateurish,
+self-conscious girls whom she outdistanced
+by a lap or two and, later, in the
+race for all winners, where she had to compete
+with Charlie Anderson, the beau of the
+hotel, Len Fogarty, the milkman's son, and
+her own incomparable Jimmie.</p>
+
+<p>The master of ceremonies gave the signal
+and the event of the day was on. First to
+collapse was Charlie Anderson. Jimmie was
+then in the lead with Len Fogarty a close
+second, and Cecelia Anne beside him. So
+they went for a lap. Then Jimmie, missing
+perhaps the blue little figure of his pacemaker,
+wavered a little, only a little, but
+enough to allow Len Fogarty to forge past
+him. Len Fogarty! The blatant, hated Len
+Fogarty, always shouting defiance from his
+father's milk-wagon! Then forward sprang
+Cecelia Anne. Not for all the riches of the
+earth would she have beaten Jimmie, but
+not for all the glory of heaven would she
+allow any one else to beat him. And so by
+an easy spectacular ten seconds, she outran
+Len Fogarty.</p>
+
+<p>Then wild was the enthusiasm of the
+audience and black was the brow of Len
+Fogarty. A chorus of: &quot;Let a girl lick
+you,&quot; &quot;Call yourself a runner,&quot; &quot;Come up
+to the house an' race me baby brother,&quot; has
+not a soothing effect when added to the
+disappointment of being forever shut off
+from the business end of rockets and Roman
+candles. These things Cecelia Anne knew
+and so accepted, sadly and resignedly, the
+glare with which Len turned away from her
+little attempts at explanations.</p>
+
+<p>But she was not prepared, nothing in her
+short life could ever have prepared her, to
+find the same expression on Jimmie's face
+when she broke through a shower of congratulations
+and followed him up the road; to
+expect praise and to meet <i>such</i> a rebuff would
+have been sufficient to make even stiffer
+laurels than Cecelia Anne's trail in the dust.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why Jimmie,&quot; she whimpered contrary
+to his most stringent rule. &quot;Why Jimmie
+what's the matter?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You're a sneak,&quot; said Jimmie darkly
+and vouchsafed no more. There was indeed
+no more to say. It was the last word
+of opprobrium.</p>
+
+<p>They pattered on in silence for a short
+but dusty distance, Cecelia Anne struggling
+with the temptation to lie down and die;
+Jimmie upborne by furious temper.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Who taught you how to run?&quot; he at last
+broke out. &quot;Wasn't it me? Didn't I give
+you lessons every morning in the old lot?
+And then didn't you go and beat me when
+Len Fogarty, Charlie Anderson, Billy Van
+Derwater, and all the other fellows were
+there?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Cecelia Anne returned his angry gaze with
+her blue and loyal eyes.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I didn't beat you 't all,&quot; she answered.
+&quot;I didn't beat anybody but Len Fogarty.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Her mentor studied her for a while and
+then a grin overspread his once more placid
+features.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I guess it'll be all right,&quot; he condescended.
+&quot;Maybe you didn't mean it the
+way it looked. But say, Cecelia Anne, if
+you're afraid of fire-crackers what are you
+going to do about the rockets and the Roman
+candles? You know sparks fly out of them
+like rain. And if the smell of old cartridge
+shells makes you sick, I don't know just how
+you'll get along to-night.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The victor stopped short under the weight
+of this overwhelming spoil.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I forgot all about it,&quot; she whispered.
+&quot;Oh, Jimmie, I guess I ought to have let Len
+Fogarty win that race. He could set off
+rockets and Roman candles and Catherine
+wheels. I guess it'll kill me when the sparks
+and the smoke come out. Maybe I'd
+better go and see Mr. Anstell and ask to be
+excused.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Aw, I wouldn't do that,&quot; Jimmie advised
+her, &quot;you don't want everyone to
+know about your nerve. You just tell him
+your dress is too light and that you want me
+to attend to the fireworks for you.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>In the transports of gratitude to which
+this knightly offer reduced her, Cecelia Anne
+fared on by Jimmie's side until they reached
+the house and their enquiring parents. Mrs.
+Hawtry was on the steps as they came up
+and she gathered Cecelia Anne into her arms.
+For a moment no one spoke. Then Jimmie
+made his declaration.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Cecelia Anne beat Len Fogarty all to
+nothing. You ought to have been there to
+see her.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Was there any one else in the race?&quot;
+queried Mr. Hawtry in what his son considered
+most questionable taste.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, yes,&quot; he was constrained to answer.
+&quot;Charlie Anderson was in it. She beat him,
+too. And I <i>started</i> with them but I thought
+it would do those boys more good to be licked
+by a little girl than to have me 'tend to them
+myself.&quot; And Jimmie proceeded leisurely
+into the house.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But I don't have to set off the fireworks,&quot;
+Cecelia Anne explained happily.
+&quot;Jimmie says I don't have to if I don't want
+to. He's going to do it for me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Kind brother,&quot; ejaculated Mr. Hawtry.
+And across the bright gold braids of her
+little Atalanta, Mrs. Hawtry looked at her
+husband.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;<i>Did</i> he know?&quot; she questioned, &quot;or did
+he not? You thought we could be sure if he
+let her start.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well,&quot; was Mr. Hawtry's cryptic utterance,
+&quot;he knows now.&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THEODORA_GIFT_OF_GOD" id="THEODORA_GIFT_OF_GOD"></a>THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD</h2>
+
+
+<p>&quot;And then,&quot; cried Mary breathlessly,
+&quot;what did they do then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then,&quot; her father obediently
+continued, &quot;the two doughty knights smote
+lustily with their swords. And each smote
+the other on the helmet and clove him to the
+middle. It was a fair battle and sightly.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>But Mary's interest was unabated. &quot;And
+then,&quot; she urged, &quot;what did they do then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Not much, I think. Even a knight of
+the Table Round stops fighting for a while
+when that happens to him.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Didn't they do anything 'tall?&quot; the audience
+insisted. &quot;You aren't leaving it out,
+are you? Didn't they bleed nor nothing?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, yes, they bled.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then tell me that part.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, they bled. They never stinteth
+bleeding for three days and three nights
+until they were pale as the very earth for
+bleeding. And they made a great dole.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then, when they couldn't bleed any
+more nor make any more dole, what did they
+do?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They died.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That's the end of the story,&quot; said the
+narrator definitely.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Then tell me another,&quot; she pleaded,
+&quot;and don't let them die so soon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There wouldn't be time for another long
+one,&quot; he pointed out as he encouraged his
+horse into an ambling trot. &quot;We are nearly
+there now.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;After supper will you tell me one?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; he promised.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;One about Lancelot and Elaine?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes,&quot; he repeated. &quot;Anything you
+choose.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I choose Lancelot,&quot; she declared.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A great many ladies did,&quot; commented
+her father as the horse sedately stopped before
+the office of the Arcady <i>Herald-Journal</i>,
+of which he was day and night editor, sporting
+editor, proprietor, society editor, chief of
+the advertising department, and occasionally
+type-setter and printer and printer's devil.</p>
+
+<p>Mary held the horse, which stood in need
+of no such restraint, while this composite of
+newspaper secured his mail, and then they
+jogged off through the spring sunshine, side
+by side, in the ramshackle old buggy on a
+leisurely canvass of outlying districts in
+search of news or advertisements, or suggestions
+for the forthcoming issue.</p>
+
+<p>In the wide-set, round, opened eyes of his
+small daughter, Herbert Buckley was the
+most wonderful person in the world. No
+stories were so enthralling as his. No songs
+so tuneful, no invention so fertile, no temper
+so sweet, no companionship so precious. And
+her nine happy years of life had shown her no
+better way of spending summer days or winter
+evenings than in journeying, led by his hand
+and guided by his voice, through the pleasant
+ways of Camelot and the shining times of
+chivalry.</p>
+
+<p>Upon a morning later in this ninth summer
+of her life Mary was perched high up in an
+apple tree enjoying the day, the green apples,
+and herself. The day was a glorious one in
+mid July, the apples were of a wondrous
+greenness and hardness, and Mary, for the
+first time in many weeks, was free to enjoy
+her own society. A month ago a grandmother
+and a maiden aunt had descended
+out of the land which had until then given
+forth only letters, birthday presents, and
+Christmas cards. And they had proved to
+be not at all the idyllic creatures which these
+manifestations had seemed to prophesy, but a
+pair of very interfering old ladies with a manner
+of over-ruling Mary's gentle mother, brow-beating
+her genial father and cloistering herself.</p>
+
+<p>This morning had contributed another female
+assuming airs of instant intimacy. She
+had gone up to the last remaining spare
+chamber, donned a costume all of crackling
+white linen, and had introduced herself,
+entirely uninvited, into the dim privacy of
+Mary's mother's room, whence Mary had
+been sternly banished.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Another aunt!&quot; was the outcast's instant
+inference, as in a moment of accountable preoccupation
+on the part of the elders she had
+escaped to her own happy and familiar country&mdash;the
+world of out-of-doors&mdash;where female
+relatives seldom intruded, and where the
+lovely things of life were waiting.</p>
+
+<p>When she had consumed all the green
+apples her constitution would accept, and
+they seemed pitifully few to her more robust
+mind, she descended from the source of her
+refreshment and set out upon a comprehensive
+tour of her domain. She liked living
+upon the road to Camelot. It made life
+interesting to be within measurable distance
+of the knights and ladies who lived and
+played and loved in the many-towered city
+of which one could gain so clear a view from
+the topmost branches of the hickory tree in
+the upper pasture. She liked to crouch in
+the elder bushes where a lane, winding and
+green-arched, crossed a corner of the cornfield,
+and to wait, through the long, still
+summer mornings for Lancelot or Galahad
+or Tristram or some other of her friends to
+come pricking his way through the sunshine.
+She could hear the clinking of his golden
+armor, the whinnying of his steed, the soft
+brushing of the branches as they parted before
+his helmet or his spear; the rustling of
+the daisies against his great white charger's
+feet. And then there was the river &quot;where
+the aspens dusk and quiver,&quot; and where
+barges laden with sweet ladies passed and
+left ripples of foam on the water and ripples
+of light laughter in the air as, brilliant and
+fair bedight, they went winding down to
+Camelot.</p>
+
+<p>This morning she revisited all these hallowed
+spots. She thrilled on the very verge
+of the river and quivered amid the waving
+corn. She scaled the sentinel hickory and
+turned her eyes upon the Southern city.
+It was nearly a week since she had been allowed
+to wander so far afield, and Camelot
+seemed more than ever wonderful as it lay
+in the shimmering distance gleaming and
+glistening beyond the hills. Trails of smoke
+waved above all the towers, showing where
+Sir Beaumanis still served his kitchen apprenticeship
+for his knighthood and his place
+at the Table Round. Thousands of windows
+flashed back the light.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I could get there,&quot; pondered Mary, &quot;if
+God would send me that goat and wagon.
+I guess there's quite a demand for goats and
+wagons. I could dress my goat all up in
+skirts like the ladies dressed their palfreys,
+an' I'd wear my hair loose on my shoulders&mdash;it's
+real goldy when it's loose&mdash;an' my best
+hat. I guess Queen Guinevere would be
+real glad to see me. Oh, dear,&quot; she fretted
+as these visions came thronging back to her,
+&quot;I wish Heaven would hurry up.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Between the pasture and the distant city
+she could distinguish the roofs of another of
+the havens of her dear desire&mdash;the house
+where the old ladies lived. Four old ladies
+there were, in the sweet autumn of their
+lives, and Mary's admiration of them was as
+passionate as were all her psychic states.
+She never could be quite sure as to which of
+the four she most adored. There was the
+gentle Miss Ann, who taught her to recite
+verses of piercing and wilting sensibility;
+the brisk Miss Jane, who explained and
+demonstrated the construction of many an
+old-time cake or pastry; the silent Miss
+Agnes, who silently accepted assistance in
+her never-ending process of skeletonizing
+leaves and arranging them in prim designs
+upon cardboard, and the garrulous Miss
+Sabina, who, with a crochet needle, a hair-pin,
+a spool with four pins driven into it,
+knitting needles and other shining implements,
+could fashion, and teach Mary to
+fashion, weavings and spinnings which might
+shame the most accomplished spider. Aided
+by her and by the re-enforced spool above
+mentioned, Mary had already achieved five
+dirty inches of red woollen reins for the expected
+goat. But the house was distant
+just three fields, a barb-wire fence, a low
+stone wall, and a cross bull, and Mary knew
+that her unaccustomed leisure could not be
+expected to endure long enough for so perilous
+a pilgrimage.</p>
+
+<p>Her dissatisfied gaze wandered back to
+her quiet home surrounded by its neatly
+laid out meadows, cornfield, orchard, barns,
+and garden. And a shadow fell upon her
+wistful little face.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That old aunt,&quot; she grumbled, &quot;she
+makes me awful tired. She's always pokin'
+round an' callin' me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Such, indeed, seemed the present habit
+and intent of the prim lady who was approaching,
+alternately clanging a dinner-bell
+and calling in a tone of resolute sweetness:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary, O Mary, dear.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mary parted the branches of her tree and
+watched, but made no sound.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary,&quot; repeated the oncoming relative,
+&quot;Mary, I want to tell you something,&quot; and
+added as she spied her niece's abandoned
+sunbonnet on the grass, &quot;I know you're here
+and I shall wait until you come to me.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I <i>ain't</i> coming,&quot; announced the Dryad,
+and thereby disclosed her position, both
+actual and mental. &quot;I suppose it's something
+I've done and I don't want to hear it,
+so there!&quot; Then, her temper having been
+worn thin by much admonishing, she anticipated:
+&quot;I <i>ain't</i> sorry I've been bad. I
+<i>ain't</i> ashamed to behave so when my mamma
+is sick in bed. And I don't care if you
+<i>do</i> tell my papa when he comes home
+to-night.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The intruding relative, discerning her,
+stopped and smiled. And the smile was as
+a banderilla to her niece's goaded spirit.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Jiminy!&quot; gasped that young person,
+&quot;she's got a smile just like a teacher.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary, dear,&quot; the intruder gushed, &quot;God
+has sent you something.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The hickory flashed forth black and white
+and red. Mary stood upon the ground.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Where are they?&quot; she demanded.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They?&quot; repeated the lady. &quot;There is
+only one.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Why, I prayed for two. Which did he
+send?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Which do you think?&quot; parried the lady.
+&quot;Which do you hope it is?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Even Mary's scorn was unprepared for
+this weak-mindedness. &quot;The goat, of
+course,&quot; she responded curtly. &quot;Is it the
+goat?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Goat!&quot; gasped the scandalized aunt.
+&quot;Goat! Why, God has sent you a baby
+sister, dear.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A sister! a baby!&quot; gasped Mary in her
+turn. &quot;I don't <i>need</i> no sister. I prayed for
+a goat just as plain as plain. 'Dear God,'
+I says, 'please bless everybody, and make
+me a good girl, an' send me a goat an' wagon.'
+And they went an' changed it to a baby
+sister! Why, I never s'posed they made mistakes
+like that.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Crestfallen and puzzled she allowed herself
+to be led back to the darkened house
+where her grandmother met her with the
+heavenly substitute wrapped in flannel. And
+as she held it against the square and unresponsive
+bosom of her apron she realized
+how the &quot;Bible gentleman&quot; must have felt
+when he asked for bread and was given a
+stone.</p>
+
+<p>During the weeks that followed, the weight
+of the stone grew heavier and heavier while
+the hunger for bread grew daily more acute.
+Not even the departure of interfering relatives
+could bring freedom, for the baby's
+stumpy arms bound Mary to the house as
+inexorably as bolts and bars could have done.
+She passed weary hours in a hushed room
+watching the baby, when outside the sun
+was shining, the birds calling, the apples
+waxing greener and larger, and the shining
+knights and ladies winding down to Camelot.
+She sat upon the porch, still beside the baby,
+while the river rippled, the wheatfields
+wimpled, and the cows came trailing down
+from the pasture, down from the upland
+pasture where the sentinel hickory stood
+and watched until the sun went down, and,
+one by one, the lights came out in distant
+Camelot. She listened for the light laughter
+of the ladies, the jingling of the golden armor,
+the swishing of the branches and of the
+waves. Listened all in vain, for Theodora,
+that gift of God, had powerful lungs and a
+passion for exercising them so that minor
+sounds were overwhelmed and only yells
+remained.</p>
+
+<p>But the deprivation against which she
+most passionately rebelled was that of her
+father's society. Before the advent of Theodora
+she had been his constant companion.
+They were perfectly happy together, for the
+poet who at nineteen had burned to challenge
+the princes of the past and to mold the
+destinies of the future was, at twenty-nine,
+very nearly content to busy himself about
+the occurrences of the present and to edit a
+weekly paper in the town which had known
+and honored his father, and was proud of,
+if puzzled by, their well-informed debonair
+son. Even himself he sometimes puzzled.
+He knew that this was not to be his life's
+work, this chronicling of the very smallest
+beer, this gossip and friendliness and good
+cheer. But it served to fill his leisure and
+his modest exchequer until such time as he
+could finish his great tragedy and take his
+destined place among the writers of his time.
+Meanwhile, he told himself, with somewhat
+rueful humor, there was always an editor
+ready to think well of his minor poems and
+an audience ready to marvel at them, &quot;which
+is more, my dear,&quot; he pointed out to his
+admiring wife, &quot;than Burns could have said
+for himself&mdash;or Coleridge.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And when his confidence and his hopes
+flickered, as the strongest of hopes and confidence
+sometimes will, when his tragedy
+seemed far from completion, his paper paltry,
+and his life narrow, he could always
+look into his daughter's eyes and there find
+faith in himself and strength and sunny
+patience.</p>
+
+<p>Formerly these fountains of perpetual
+youth had been beside him all the long days
+through. From village to village, from store
+to farm, they had jogged, side by side, in a
+lazy old buggy; he smoking long, silent
+pipes, perhaps, or entertaining his companion
+with tales and poems of the days of
+chivalry when men were brave and women
+fair and all the world was young. And,
+Mary, inthralled, enrapt, adoring her father,
+and seeing every picture conjured up by his
+sonorous rhythm or quaint phrase, was much
+more familiar with the deeds and gossip of
+King Arthur's court than with events of her
+own day and country.</p>
+
+<p>So that while Mary, tied to the baby,
+yearned for the wide spaces of her freedom,
+Mr. Buckley, lonely in a dusty buggy, jogging
+over the familiar roads, thought longingly
+of a little figure in an irresponsible
+sunbonnet, and found it difficult to bear
+patiently with matronly neighbors, who congratulated
+him upon this arrangement, and
+assured him that his little play-fellow would
+now quickly outgrow her old-fashioned ways
+and become as other children, &quot;which she
+would never have, Mr. Buckley, as long as
+you let her tag around with you and filled
+her head with impossible nonsense.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It was not a desire for any such alteration
+which made him acquiesce in the separation.
+It was a very grave concern for his wife's
+health, and a very sharp realization that,
+until he could devise some means of increasing
+his income, he could not afford to engage
+a more experienced nurse for the new arrival.
+He had no ideas of the suffering entailed
+upon his elder daughter. He was deceived,
+as was every one else, by the gentle uncomplainingness
+with which she waited upon
+Theodora, for whose existence she regarded
+herself as entirely to blame. Had she not,
+without consulting her parents, applied to
+high heaven for an increase in live stock, and
+was not the answer to this application, however
+inexact, manifestly her responsibility.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They're awful good to me,&quot; she pondered.
+&quot;They ain't scolded me a mite, an'
+I just know how they must feel about it.
+Mamma ain't had her health ever since that
+baby come, an' papa looks worried most to
+death. If they'd 'a' sent that goat an' wagon
+I could 'a' took mamma riding. Ain't prayers
+terrible when they go wrong!&quot; And in
+gratitude for their forbearance she, erstwhile
+the companion, or at least the audience, of
+fealty knight and ladies, bowed her small
+head to the swathed and shapeless feet of
+heaven's error and became waiting woman
+to a flannel bundle.</p>
+
+<p>Only her dreams remained to her. She
+could still look forward to the glorious time
+of &quot;when I'm big.&quot; She could still unbind
+her dun-colored hair and shake it in the sun.
+She could still quiver with anticipation as
+she surveyed her brilliant future. A beautiful
+prince was coming to woo her. He would
+ride to the door and kneel upon the front
+porch while all his shining retinue filled the
+front yard and overflowed into the road.
+Then she would appear and, since these
+things were to happen in the days of her
+maturity, perhaps when she was twelve years
+old, she would be radiantly beautiful, and her
+hair would be all goldy gold and curly, and
+it would trail upon the ground a yard or two
+behind her as she walked. And the prince
+would be transfixed. And when he was all
+through being that&mdash;Mary often wondered
+what it was&mdash;he would arise and sing &quot;Nicolette,
+the Bright of Brow,&quot; or some other
+disguised personality, while all his shining
+retinue would unsling hautboys and lyres
+and&mdash;and&mdash;mouth organs and play ravishing
+music.</p>
+
+<p>And when she rode away to be the prince's
+bride and to rule his fair lands, her father
+and her mother should ride with her, all in
+the sunshine of the days &quot;when I'm big&quot;&mdash;the
+wonderful days &quot;when I'm big.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, being but little, she served the
+flannel bundle even as Sir Beaumanis had
+served a yet lowlier apprenticeship. But she
+still stormed high heaven to rectify its mistake.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And please, dear God, if you are all out
+of goats and wagons, send rabbits. But
+anyway come and take away this baby.
+My mamma ain't well enough to take care of
+it an' I can't spare the time. We don't
+need babies, but we do need that goat and
+wagon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And the powers above, with a mismanagement
+which struck their petitioner dumb,
+sent a wagon&mdash;only a wagon&mdash;and it was a
+gocart for the baby, and Mary was to be the
+goat.</p>
+
+<p>With this millstone tied about her neck she
+was allowed to look upon the scenes of her
+early freedom, and no inquisitor could have
+devised a more anguishing torture than that
+to which Mary's suffering and unsuspecting
+mother daily consigned her suffering and
+uncomplaining daughter.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Walk slowly up and down the paths,
+dear, and don't leave your sister for a moment.
+Isn't it nice that you have somebody
+to play with now?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, ma'am,&quot; said Mary. &quot;But she ain't
+what I'd call playful.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;You used to be so much alone,&quot; Mrs.
+Buckley continued. Mary breathed sharply,
+and her mother kissed her sympathetically.
+&quot;But now you always have your sister with
+you. Isn't it fine, dearie?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Yes, ma'am,&quot; repeated the victim, and
+bent her little energies to the treadmill task
+of wheeling the gocart to the orchard gate,
+where all wonders began, and then, with an
+effort as exhausting to the will as to the
+body, turning her back upon the lane, the
+river, and the sentinel tree, to trundle her
+Juggernaut between serried rows of cabbages
+and carrots.</p>
+
+<p>Then slowly she began to hate, with a
+deep, abiding hatred, the flannel bundle.
+She loathed the very smell of flannel before
+Theodora was six short weeks old, and the
+sight of the diminutive laundry, which hung
+upon the line between the cherry trees, almost
+drove her to arson.</p>
+
+<p>The shy, quick-darting creature&mdash;half child
+and half humming bird&mdash;was forced to drag
+that monstrous perambulator on all her expeditions.
+After a month's confinement to
+the garden, where knights and ladies never
+penetrate, she managed to bump her responsibility
+out into the orchard. But the
+glory was all in the treetops, and Mary soon
+grew restless under her mother's explicit
+directions. &quot;Up and down the walks&quot;
+meant imprisonment, despair. Theodora
+should have tried to make her role of Albatross
+as acceptable as it might be made to
+the long-suffering mariner about whose neck
+she hung, but she showed a callousness and
+a heartless selfishness which nothing could
+excuse. Mary would sometimes plead with
+all gentleness and courtesy for a few short
+moments' freedom.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Theodora,&quot; she would begin, &quot;Theodora,
+listen to me a minute,&quot; and the gift of God
+would make aimless pugilistic passes at her
+interlocutor.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;O Theodora, I'm awful tired of stayin'
+down here on the ground. Wouldn't you
+just as lieves play you was a mad bull an'
+I was a lady in a red dress?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Theodora, after some space spent in apparent
+contemplation, would wave a cheerful
+acquiescence.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;An' then I'll be scared of you, an' I'll
+run away an' climb as high as anything in
+the hickory tree up there on the hill. Let's
+play it right now, Theodora. There's something
+I want to see up there.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Taking her sister's bland smile for ratification
+and agreement, Mary would set about
+her personification, shed her apron lest its
+damaged appearance convict her in older
+eyes, and speed toward her goal. But the
+mad bull's shrieks of protest and repudiation
+would startle every bit of chivalry for miles
+and miles around.</p>
+
+<p>Several experiences of this nature taught
+Mary, that, in dealing with infants of changeable
+and rudimentary mind, honesty was an
+impossible policy and candor a very boomerang,
+which returned and smote one with
+savage force. So she stooped to guile and
+detested the flannel all the more deeply because
+of the state to which it was debasing
+an upright conscience and a high sense of
+honor.</p>
+
+<p>At first her lapses from the right were all
+negative. She neglected the gift of God.
+She would abandon it, always in a safe and
+shady spot and always with its covers
+smoothly tucked in, its wabbly parasol adjusted
+at the proper angle, and always with
+a large piece of wood tied to the perambulator's
+handle by a labyrinth of elastic
+strings. These Mary had drawn from abandoned
+garters, sling shots, and other mysterious
+sources, and they allowed the wood
+to jerk unsteadily up and down, and to
+soothe the unsuspecting Theodora with a
+spasmodic rhythm very like the ministrations
+of her preoccupied nurse.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the nurse would be far afield
+upon her own concerns, and Theodora was
+never one of them. The river, the lane, the
+tall hickory knew her again and again.
+Camelot shone out across the miles of hill
+and tree and valley. But the river was
+silent and the lane empty, and Camelot
+seemed very far as autumn cleared the air.
+Perhaps this was because knights and ladies
+manifest themselves only to the pure of heart.
+Perhaps because Mary was always either consciously
+or subconsciously listening for the
+recalling shrieks of the abandoned and disprized
+gift of God.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Stop it, I tell you,&quot; she admonished her
+purple-faced and convulsive charge one afternoon
+when all the world was gold. &quot;Stop
+it, or mamma will be coming after us, and
+making us stay on the back porch.&quot; But
+Theodora, in the boastfulness of her new
+lungs, yelled uninterruptedly on. Then did
+Mary try cajolery. She removed her sister
+from the perambulator and staggered back
+in a sitting posture with suddenness and
+force. The jar gave Theodora pause, and
+Mary crammed the silence full of promise.
+&quot;If you'll stop yellin' now I'll see that my
+prince husband lets you be a goose-girl on
+the hills behind our palace. Its awful nice
+being a goose-girl,&quot; she hastened to add lest
+the prospect fail to charm. &quot;If I didn't
+have to marry that prince an' be a queen I
+guess I'd been a goose-girl myself. Yes,
+sir, it's lovely work on the hills behind a
+palace with all the knights ridin' by an'
+sayin', 'Fair maid, did'st see a boar pass by
+this way?' You don't have to be afraid&mdash;you'd
+never have to see one. In all the
+books the goose-girls didn't never see no
+boars, and the knights gave 'em a piece of
+gold an' smiled on 'em, and the sunshine
+shined on 'em, an' they had a lovely time.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Having stumbled into the road to peace of
+conscience, Mary trod it bravely and joyously.
+Theodora's future rank increased
+with the decrease of her present comfort,
+but her posts, though lofty and remunerative,
+were never such as would bring her into
+intimate contact with the person of the
+queen.</p>
+
+<p>She was betrothed to the son of a noble,
+and very distant, house after an afternoon
+when the perambulator, ill-trained to cross-country
+work, balked at the first stone wall
+on the way to the old ladies' house. It was
+then dragged backward for a judicious distance
+and faced at the obstacle at a mad
+gallop. Umbrella down, handle up, wheels
+madly whirring, it was forced to the jump.</p>
+
+<p>Again it refused, reared high into the air,
+stood for an instant upon its hind wheels and
+then fell supinely on its side, shedding its
+blankets, its pillows, and Theodora upon
+the cold, hard stones.</p>
+
+<p>After that her rise was rapid, and the
+distance separating her from her sister's
+elaborate court more perilous and more beset
+with seas and boars and mountains and
+robbers. She was allowed to wed her high-born
+betrothed when she had been forgotten
+for three hours while Mary learned a heart-rending
+poem commencing, &quot;Oh, hath she
+then failed in her troth, the beautiful maid
+I adore?&quot; until even Miss Susan could only
+weep in intense enjoyment and could suggest;
+no improvement in the recitation.</p>
+
+<p>On another occasion Mary was obliged to
+borrow the perambulator for the conveyance
+of leaves and branches with which to build
+a bower withal; and Theodora, having been
+established in unfortunate proximity to an
+ant hill, was thoroughly explored by its inhabitants
+ere her ministering sister realized
+that her cries and agitation were anything
+more than her usual attitude of protest
+against whatever chanced to be going on.
+By the time the bower was finished and the
+perambulator ready for its customary occupant
+that young person was in a position
+to claim heavy damages.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Don't you care,&quot; said Mary cheerfully,
+as she relieved Theodora from the excessive
+animation. &quot;I can make it up to you when
+I'm big. My prince husband&mdash;I guess he'd
+better be a king by that time&mdash;will go over
+to your country an' kill your husband's
+father an' his grandfather an' all the kings
+an' princes until there's nobody only your
+husband to be king. Then you'll be a queen
+you see, an' live in a palace. So now hush up.&quot;
+And one future majesty was rocked upside down
+by another until the royal face of the younger
+queen was purple and her voice was still.</p>
+
+<p>Mary found it more difficult to quiet her
+new and painful agnosticism, and in her
+efforts to reconcile dogma with manifestation
+she evolved a series of theological and
+economical questions which surprised her
+father and made her mother's head reel.
+She further manifested a courteous attention
+when the minister came to call, and she engaged
+him in spiritual converse until he
+writhed again. For a space her investigations
+led her no whither, and then, without
+warning, the man of peace solved her dilemma
+and shed light upon her path.</p>
+
+<p>A neighbor ripe in years and good works
+had died. The funeral was over and the
+man of God had stopped to rest in the pleasant
+shade of Mrs. Buckley's trees and in
+the pleasant sound of Mrs. Buckley's voice.
+Mary, the gocart, and Theodora completed
+the group, and the minister spoke.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;A good man,&quot; he repeated, &quot;Ah, Mrs.
+Buckley, he will be sadly missed! But the
+Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
+Blessed be&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;When?&quot; demanded Mary breathlessly.
+&quot;When does he take away?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In His own good time.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;When's that?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;'Tis not for sinful man to say. He sends
+His message to the man in the pride of his
+youth or to the babe in its cradle. He
+reaches forth His hand and takes away.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But when&mdash;&quot; Mary was beginning when
+her mother, familiar with the Socratic nature
+of her daughter's conversation and its
+exhaustive effect upon the interlocutor, interposed
+a remark which guided the current
+of talk out of heavenly channels and back
+to the material plain.</p>
+
+<p>But Mary had learned all that she cared
+to know. It was not necessary that she
+should suffer the exactions of the baby or
+subject her family to them. The Lord had
+given and would take away! The minister
+had said so, and the minister knew all about
+the Lord. And if the powers above were
+not ready to send for the baby, it would be
+easy enough to deposit it in the Lord's own
+house, which showed its white spire beyond
+the first turn in the road which led to Camelot.
+There the Lord would find it and take
+it away. This would be, she reflected, the
+quiet, dignified, lady-like thing to do. And
+the morrow, she decided, would be an admirable
+day on which to do it.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, on the morrow she carefully
+decked Theodora in small finery, hung garlands
+of red and yellow maple leaves upon
+the perambulator, twined chains of winter-green
+berries about its handle, tied a bunch
+of gorgeous golden rod to its parasol, and
+trundled it by devious and obscure ways to
+the sacred precincts of God's house.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They look real well,&quot; she commented.
+&quot;If I was sure about that goat I might keep
+the cart, but it really ain't the right kind for
+a goat. I guess I'd better take 'em back
+just like they are an' when the Lord sees
+how I got 'em all fancied up, he'll know I
+ain't a careless child, an' maybe I'd get that
+goat after all.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>So the disprized little gifts of God were
+bumped up the church steps, wheeled up the
+aisle, and bestowed in a prominent spot before
+the chancel rail. Some one was playing
+soft music at the unseen organ, but Mary
+accepted soft music as a phenomenon natural
+to churches, and failed to connect it with
+human agency. Sedately she set out Theodora's
+bows and ruffles to the best advantage.
+Carefully she rearranged the floral decorations
+of the perambulator, and set her
+elastic understudy in erratic motion. Complacently
+she surveyed the whole and walked
+out into the sunshine&mdash;free. And presently
+the minister, the intricacies of a new hymn
+reconciled to the disabilities of a lack of ear
+and a lack of training, came out into the
+body of the church, where the gifts of God,
+bland in smiles and enwreathed in verdure,
+were waiting to be taken away.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mrs. Buckley's baby,&quot; was his first
+thought. &quot;I wonder where that queer little
+Mary is,&quot; was his second. And his third, it
+came when he was tired of waiting for some
+solution of his second, was an embarrassed
+realization that he would be obliged to take
+his unexpected guest home to its mother.
+And the quiet town of Arcady rocked upon
+its foundations as he did it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In the church,&quot; marveled Mrs. Buckley.
+&quot;How careless of Mary!&quot; she apologized,
+and &quot;How good of you!&quot; she smiled. &quot;No,
+I'm not in the least worried. She always
+had a way of trotting off to her own diversions
+when she was not with her father.
+And lately she has been astonishingly patient
+about spending her time with baby.
+I have felt quite guilty, about it. But after
+to-day she will be free, as Mr. Buckley has
+found a nurse to relieve her. He was beginning
+to grow desperate about Mary and me&mdash;said
+we neither of us had a moment to
+waste on him&mdash;and yet could not find a nurse
+whom we felt we could afford. And yesterday
+a young woman walked into his office
+to put an advertisement in his paper for
+just such a position as we had to offer. She
+is a German, wants to learn English, and she
+will be here this afternoon.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Perhaps your little girl resented her
+coming,&quot; he suggested vaguely. &quot;Perhaps
+that was the reason.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Mary resentful!&quot; laughed Mrs. Buckley.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;She doesn't, bless her gentle little heart,
+know the meaning of the word. Besides
+which we haven't told her about the girl, as
+we are rather looking forward to that first
+interview, and wondering how Mary will
+acquit herself in a conversational Waterloo.
+She can't, you know, make life miserable
+and information bitter to a German who
+speaks no English. 'Ja' or 'nein' alternately
+and interchangeably may baffle even
+her skill in questioning.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Mary, meanwhile, was hurrying along the
+way to Camelot. She had not planned the
+expedition in advance. Rather, it was
+the inevitable reaction toward license which
+marks the success of any revolution. She
+had cast off the bonds of the baby carriage,
+her time and her life were her own, and the
+road stretched white and straight toward
+Camelot.</p>
+
+<p>It was afternoon and the sun was near its
+setting when at last she reached the towered
+city and found it in all ways delightful but
+in some surprising. She was prepared for
+the moat and for the drawbridge across it,
+but not for the exceeding dirtiness of its
+water and the dinginess of its barges. She
+had expected it to be wider and perhaps
+cleaner, and the castles struck her as being
+ill-adapted to resist siege and the shocks of
+war since nearly all their walls were windows.
+And through these windows she caught
+glimpses of the strangest interiors which ever
+palaces boasted. Miles and acres of bare
+wooden tables stood under the shade of
+straight iron trees. From the trees black
+ribbons depended. In the treetops there
+were wheels and shining iron bars, and all
+about the tables there were other iron bars
+and bolts and bands of greasy leather.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I don't see a round table anywhere,&quot;
+she reflected. &quot;What do you s'pose they
+do with all those little square ones?&quot; She
+sought the answer to this question through
+many a dirty pane and many a high-walled
+street. But the palaces and the streets were
+empty and the explorer discovered with a
+quick-sinking heart and confidence that she
+was alone and hungry and very far from
+home. She was treading close upon the
+verge of tears when her path debouched
+upon the central square of Camelot. And
+straightway she forgot her doubts and puzzlements,
+her hunger and her increasing
+weariness, for she had found &quot;The Court.&quot;
+Across a fair green plaisance, all seemly beset
+with flower and shrub, the wide doors of
+a church stood open. Tall palaces were all
+about, and in every window, on every step,
+on the green benches which dotted the plaisance,
+on every possible elevation or post of
+observation, the good folk of Camelot stood
+or hung or even fought, to watch the procession
+of beauty and chivalry as it came
+foaming down the steps, broke into eddies,
+and disappeared among the thronging carriages.
+Mary found it quite easy to identify
+the illustrious personages in the procession
+when once she had realized that they would,
+of course, not be in armor on a summer's
+afternoon, and at what even, to her inexperienced
+eyes, was manifestly a wedding.</p>
+
+<p>First to emerge was a group of the younger
+knights, frock-coated, silk-hatted, pale gray
+of waistcoat and gloves, white and effulgent
+of <i>boutonni&egrave;re</i>. Excitement, almost riot, resulted
+among the much-caparisoned horses,
+the much-favored coachmen, and the much-beribboned
+equipages of state. But the noise
+increased to clamor and eagerness to violence
+when an ethereal figure in floating tulle and
+clinging lace was led out into the afternoon
+light by a more resplendent edition of black-coated,
+gray-trousered knighthood.</p>
+
+<p>The next wave was all of pink chiffon and
+nodding plumes. The first wave, after trickling
+about the carriages and the coachmen,
+receded up the steps again to be lost and
+mingled in the third, and then both swept
+down to the carriages again and were absorbed.
+Then the steady tide of departing
+royalty set in. Then horses plunged, elderly
+knights fussed, court ladies commented upon
+the heat, the bride, the presents, or their
+neighbors. Then the bride's father mopped
+his brow and the bridegroom's mother wept
+a little. Then there was much shaking or
+waving of hands or of handkerchiefs. Then
+the bridal carriage began to move, the bride
+began to smile, and rice and flowers and
+confetti and good wishes and slippers filled
+the air. Then other carriages followed, then
+the good folk of Camelot followed, an aged
+man closed the wide church doors, and the
+square was left to the sparrows, pink sunshine,
+confetti, rice, and Mary.</p>
+
+<p>The little pilgrim's sunbonnet was hanging
+down her back, her hair was loose upon
+her shoulders, &quot;an' real goldy&quot; where it
+caught the sun, and her eyes were wide and
+deep with happiness and faith. She crossed
+the wide plaisance and stood upon the steps,
+she gathered up three white roses and a
+shred of lace, she sat down to rest upon the
+topmost step, she laid her cheek against the
+inhospitable doors, and, in the language of the
+stories she loved so well, &quot;so fell she on sleep&quot;
+with the tired flowers in her tired hands.</p>
+
+<p>And there Herbert Buckley found her.
+He had traveled far afield on that autumn
+afternoon; but it is not every day that the
+daughter of the owner of one-half the mills
+in a manufacturing town is married to the
+owner of the other half, and when such things
+do occur to the accompaniment of illustrious
+visitors, a half-holiday in all the mills, perfect
+weather, and unlimited hospitality, it
+behooves the progressive journalist and reporter
+for miles around to sing &quot;haste to the
+wedding,&quot; and to draw largely upon his
+adjectives and his fountain pen. The editorial
+staff of the Arcady <i>Herald-Journal</i>
+turned homeward, and was evolving phrases
+in which to describe that gala day when his
+eye caught the color of a familiar little sunbonnet,
+the outline of a familiar little figure.
+But such a drooping little sunbonnet! Such
+a relaxed little figure! Such a weary little
+face! And such a wildly impossible place
+in which to find a little daughter. Then he
+remembered having seen Miss Ann and Miss
+Agnes among the spectators and his wonder
+changed to indignation.</p>
+
+<p>It was nearly dark when Mary opened her
+eyes again and found herself sheltered in her
+father's arm and rocked by the old familiar
+motion of the buggy.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then,&quot; she prompted sleepily as
+her old habit was, &quot;what did they do
+then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;They were married,&quot; his quiet voice
+replied.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, then they went away together and
+lived happily ever after.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>For some space there was silence and a
+star came out. Mary watched it drowsily
+and then drowsily began:</p>
+
+<p>&quot;When I was to Camelot&mdash;&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Where?&quot; demanded her father.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;When I was to Camelot,&quot; she repeated,
+cuddling close to him as if to show that there
+were dearer places than that gorgeous city,
+&quot;I saw a knight and a lady getting married.
+And lots of other knights were there&mdash;they
+didn't wear their fighting clothes&mdash;and lots
+of other ladies, pink ones. An' Arthur wore
+a stovepipe hat an' Guinevere wore a white
+dress, an' she had white feathers in her
+crown. An' Lancelot, he was there, all
+getting married. Daddy, dear,&quot; she broke
+off to question, &quot;were you ever to Camelot?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Oh, yes, I was there,&quot; he answered, &quot;but
+it was a great many years ago.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Did you find roses?&quot; she asked, exhibiting
+her wilted treasures.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;I found your mother there, my dear.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then, what did you do then?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Well, then we were married and lived
+happily ever after.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And then&mdash;?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;There was you, and we lived happier
+ever after.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>And Mary fell on sleep again in the shelter
+of her father's arm while the stars came out
+and the glow of joyant Camelot lit all the
+southern sky.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="GREAT_OAKS_FROM" id="GREAT_OAKS_FROM"></a>GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS</h2>
+
+
+<p>Among the influences which, in America,
+promote harmony between alien
+races, the public school plays a most
+important part. The children, the teachers,
+the parents&mdash;whether of emigrant or native
+origin&mdash;the relatives and friends in distant
+countries, are all brought more or less under
+its amalgamating influences. In the schoolroom
+the child finds friends and playmates
+belonging to races widely different from his
+own; there Greek meets not only Greek,
+but Turk, American, Irish, German, French,
+English, Italian and Hungarian, and representatives
+of every other nation under the
+sun. The lion lying down with the lamb was
+nothing to it, because the lamb, though its
+feelings are not enlarged upon, must have
+been distinctly uncomfortable. But in the
+schoolroom Jew and Gentile work and play
+together; and black and white learn love and
+knowledge side by side.</p>
+
+<p>And long after more formal instruction
+has faded with the passing of the years a man
+of, perhaps, German origin will think kindly
+of the whole irresponsible Irish race when
+he remembers little Bridget O'Connor, who
+sat across the aisle in the old Cherry Street
+school, her quick temper and her swift
+remorse.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, all these nationalities are rarely
+encountered in one district, but a teacher
+often finds herself responsible for fifty children
+representing five or six of them. In
+the lower grades eight or ten may be so
+lately arrived as to speak no English. The
+teacher presiding over this polyglot community
+is often, herself, of foreign birth, yet
+they get on very well together, are very fond
+of one another, and very happy. The little
+foreigners, assisted by their more well-informed
+comrades, learn the language of the
+land, I regret to say that it is often tinctured
+with the language of the Bowery, in from
+six to twelve weeks, six weeks for the Jews,
+and twelve for the slower among the Germans'
+children. And again, it will be difficult
+to stir Otto Schmidt, at any stage of his
+career, into antagonism against the Jewish
+race, when he remembers the patience and
+loving kindness with which Maxie Fishandler
+labored with him and guided his first steps
+through the wilderness of the English tongue.</p>
+
+<p>These indirect but constant influences are
+undeniably the strongest, but at school the
+child is taught in history of the heroism and
+the strength of men and nations other than
+his own; he learns, with some degree of consternation,
+that Christopher Columbus was
+a &quot;Dago,&quot; George Washington an officer in
+the English Army, and Christ, our Lord, a
+Jew. Geography, as it is now taught with
+copious illustrations and descriptions, shows
+undreamed-of beauties in countries hitherto
+despised. And gradually, as the pupils move
+on from class to class, they learn true democracy
+and man's brotherhood to man.</p>
+
+<p>But the work of the American public
+school does not stop with the children who
+come directly under its control. The board
+of education reaches, as no other organization
+does, the great mass of the population.
+All the other boards and departments established
+for the help and guidance of these
+people only succeed in badgering and frightening
+them. They are met, even at Ellis
+Island, by the board of health and they are
+subjected to all kinds of disagreeable and
+humiliating experiences culminating sometimes
+in quarantine and sometimes in deportation.
+Even after they have passed the
+barrier of the emigration office, the monster
+still pursues them. It disinfects their
+houses, it confiscates the rotten fish and
+vegetables which they hopefully display on
+their push-carts, it objects to their wrenching
+off and selling the plumbing appliances in
+their apartments, it interferes with them
+in twenty ways a day and hedges them round
+about with a hundred laws which they can
+only learn, as Parnell advised a follower
+to learn the rules of the House of Commons,
+by breaking them.</p>
+
+<p>Then comes the department of street
+cleaning, with its extraordinary ideas of the
+use of a thoroughfare. The new-comer is
+taught that the street is not the place for
+dead cats and cabbage stalks, and other
+trifles for which he has no further use. Neither
+may it be used, except with restrictions,
+as a bedroom or a nursery. The emigrant,
+puzzled but obliging, picks his progeny out
+of the gutter and lays it on the fire-escape.
+He then makes acquaintance of the fire department,
+and listens to its heated arguments.
+So perhaps he, still willing to please,
+reclaims the dead cat and the cabbage stalk,
+and proceeds to cremate them in the privacy
+of the back yard. Again the fire department,
+this time in snorting and horrible
+form, descends upon him. And all these
+manifestations of freedom are attended by
+the blue-coated police who interdict the few
+relaxations unprovided for by the other
+powers. These human monsters confiscate
+stilettos and razors; discourage pocket-picking,
+brick-throwing, the gathering of crowds
+and the general enjoyment of life. Their
+name is legion. Their appetite for figs, dates,
+oranges and bananas and graft is insatiable;
+they are omnipresent; they are argus-eyed;
+and their speech is always, &quot;Keep movin'
+there. Keep movin'.&quot; And all these baneful
+influences may be summoned and set in
+action by another, but worse than all of
+them, known as the Gerry Society. This
+tyrant denies the parent's right in his own
+child, forbids him to allow a minor to work
+in sweatshop, store, or even on the stage,
+and enforces these commands, even to the
+extreme of removing the child altogether and
+putting it in an institution.</p>
+
+<p>In sharp contrast to all these ogres, the
+board of education shines benignant and
+bland. Here is power making itself manifest
+in the form of young ladies, kindly of eye and
+speech, who take a sweet and friendly interest
+in the children and all that concerns
+them. Woman meets woman and no policeman
+interferes. The little ones are cared
+for, instructed, kept out of mischief for five
+hours a day, taught the language and customs
+of the country in which they are to
+make their living or their fortunes; and
+generally, though the board of education
+does not insist upon it, they are cherished
+and watched over. Doctors attend them,
+nurses wait upon them, dentists torture them,
+oculists test them.</p>
+
+<p>Friendships frequently spring up between
+parent and teacher, and it often lies in the
+power of the latter to be of service by giving
+either advice or more substantial aid. At
+Mothers' meetings the cultivation of tolerance
+still goes on. There, women of widely
+different class and nationality, meet on the
+common ground of their children's welfare.
+Then there are roof gardens, recreation piers
+and parks, barges and excursions, all designed
+to help the poorer part of the city's
+population&mdash;without regard to creed or nationality&mdash;to
+bear and to help their children
+to bear the killing heat of summer. So Jew
+and Gentile, black and white, commingle;
+and gradually old hostilities are forgotten
+or corrected. The board of education provides
+night schools for adults and free lectures
+upon every conceivable interesting
+topic, including the history and geography
+and natural history of distant lands. Travelers
+always draw large audiences to their
+lectures.</p>
+
+<p>The children soon learn to read well enough
+to translate the American papers and there
+are always newspapers in the different vernaculars,
+so that the emigrant soon becomes
+interested not only in the news of his own
+country, but in the multitudinous topics
+which go to make up American life. He soon
+grasps at least the outlines of politics, national
+and international, and before he can
+speak English he will address an audience
+of his fellow countrymen on &quot;Our Glorious
+American Institutions.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It is not only the emigrant parent who
+profits by the work of the public school.
+The American parent also finds himself, or
+generally herself, brought into friendly contact
+with the foreign teachers and the foreign
+friends of her children. The New York
+public school system culminates in the Normal
+College, which trains women as teachers,
+and the College of the City of New York,
+which offers courses to young men in the
+profession of law, engineering, teaching, and,
+besides, a course in business training. The
+commencement at these institutions brings
+strangely contrasted parents together in a
+common interest and a common pride. The
+students seem much like one another, but
+the parents are so widely dissimilar as to
+make the similarity of their offspring an
+amazing fact for contemplation. Mothers
+with shawls over their heads and work-distorted
+hands sit beside mothers in Parisian
+costumes, and the silk-clad woman is generally
+clever enough to appreciate and to admire
+the spirit which strengthened her weary
+neighbor through all the years of self-denial,
+labor, poverty and often hunger, which were
+necessary to pay for the leisure and the education
+of son or daughter. The feeling of inferiority,
+of uselessness, which this realization
+entails may humiliate the idle woman but
+it is bound to do her good. It will certainly
+deprive her conversation of sweeping criticisms
+on lives and conditions unknown to
+her. It will also utterly do away with many
+of her prejudices against the foreigner and
+it will make the &quot;Let them eat cake&quot; attitude
+impossible.</p>
+
+<p>And so the child, the parent, the teacher
+and the home-staying relative are brought
+to feel their kinship with all the world
+through the agency of the public school, but
+the teacher learns the lesson most fully,
+most consciously. The value to the cause
+of peace and good-will in the community of
+an army of thousands of educated men and
+women holding views such as these cannot
+easily be over-estimated. The teachers, too,
+are often aliens and nearly always of a race
+different from their pupils, yet you will rarely
+meet a teacher who is not delighted with
+her charges.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Do come,&quot; they always say, &quot;and see
+my little Italians, or Irish, or German, or
+picaninnies; they are the sweetest little
+things,&quot; or, if they be teachers of a higher
+grade, &quot;They are the cleverest and the most
+charming children.&quot; They are all clever in
+their different ways, and they are all charming
+to those who know them, and the work
+of the public school is to make this charm
+and cleverness appreciated, so that race
+misunderstandings in the adult populations
+may grow fewer and fewer.</p>
+
+<p>The only dissatisfied teacher I ever encountered
+was a girl of old Knickerbocker
+blood, who was considered by her relatives
+to be too fragile and refined to teach any
+children except the darlings of the upper
+West side, where some of the rich are democratic
+enough to patronize the public school.
+From what we heard of her experiences,
+&quot;patronize&quot; is quite the proper word to use
+in this connection. A group of us, classmates,
+had been comparing notes and asked
+her from what country her charges came.
+&quot;Oh, they are just kids,&quot; she answered dejectedly,
+&quot;ordinary every-day kids, with
+Dutch cut hair, Russian blouses, belts at
+the knee line, sandals, and nurses to convey
+them to and from school. You never saw
+anything so tiresome.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>It grew finally so tiresome that she applied
+for a transfer, and took the Knickerbocker
+spirit down to the Jewish quarter, where it
+gladdened the young Jacobs, Rachaels, Isadors
+and Rebeccas entrusted to her care.
+Her place among the nursery pets was taken
+by a dark-eyed Russian girl, who found the
+uptown babies, the despised &quot;just kids,&quot;
+as entertaining, as lovable, and as instructive
+as the Knickerbocker girl found the
+Jews. Well, and so they are all of them,
+lovable, entertaining and instructive, and
+the man or woman who goes among them
+with an open heart and eye will find much
+material for thought and humility, and one
+function of the public school is to promote
+this understanding and appreciation. It has
+done wonders in the past, and every year
+finds it better equipped for its work of amalgamation.
+The making of an American citizen
+is its stated function, but its graduates
+will be citizens not only of America. In
+sympathy, at least, they will be citizens of
+the world.</p>
+
+
+<p>FINIS</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of New Faces, by Myra Kelly
+
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+Title: New Faces
+
+Author: Myra Kelly
+
+Illustrator: Charles F. Neagle
+
+
+Release Date: March 24, 2005 [EBook #15449]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NEW FACES ***
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+
+NEW FACES
+
+BY
+
+MYRA KELLY
+
+AUTHOR OF "LITTLE CITIZENS" "WARDS OF LIBERTY" "THE ISLE OF DREAMS"
+"ROSNAH" "THE GOLDEN SEASON" "LITTLE ALIENS"
+
+[Illustration: Printers Mark]
+
+_Illustrations by_
+
+CHARLES F. NEAGLE
+
+
+G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+_Copyright, 1910, By_ G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY
+
+
+
+
+NEW FACES
+
+[Illustration: "THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT," HE RETORTED. "SHE KNOWS
+THAT I SHALL MARRY HER."]
+
+
+ "Oh give me new faces, new faces, new faces
+ I have seen those about me a fortnight or more.
+ Some people grow weary of names or of places
+ But faces to me are a much greater bore."
+
+ _Andrew Lang._
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+THE PLAY'S THE THING 17
+THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS 57
+MISERY LOVES COMPANY 83
+THE CHRISTMAS GUEST 115
+WHO IS SYLVIA? 147
+THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE 187
+THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD 219
+GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS 263
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+"There's no question about it," he retorted. "She knows that I shall
+marry her."
+
+Burgess gained an interest and an occupation more absorbing than he had
+found for many years
+
+Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's eyes, was a study
+
+She swooped under the large center table, dragging Patty with her
+
+The changeless smile and the drooping plumes made three complete
+revolutions, and nestled confidingly upon the shoulder of the law
+
+Celia Anne shut her eyes tightly and fired the rifle into the air
+
+
+
+
+NEW FACES
+
+
+
+
+"THE PLAY'S THE THING"
+
+
+A business meeting of the Lady Hyacinths Shirt-Waist Club was in
+progress. The roll had been called. The twenty members were all present
+and the Secretary had read the minutes of the last meeting. These
+formalities had consumed only a few moments and the club was ready to
+fall upon its shirt waists. The sewing-machines were oiled and
+uncovered, the cutting-table was cleared, every Hyacinth had her box of
+sewing paraphernalia in her lap; and Miss Masters who had been half
+cajoled and half forced into the management of this branch of the St.
+Martha's Settlement Mission was congratulating herself upon the ease and
+expedition with which her charges were learning to transact their
+affairs, when the President drew a pencil from her pompadour and rapped
+professionally on the table. In her daytime capacity of saleslady in a
+Grand Street shoe store she would have called "cash," but as President
+of the Lady Hyacinths her speech was:
+
+"If none of you goils ain't got no more business to lay before the
+meetin' a movement to adjoin is in order."
+
+"I move we adjoin an git to woik," said Mamie Kidansky promptly. Only
+three buttonholes and the whalebones which would keep the collar well up
+behind the ears lay between her and the triumphant rearing of her shirt
+waist. Hence her zeal.
+
+Susie Meyer was preparing to second the motion. As secretary she
+disapproved of much discussion. She was always threatening to resign her
+portfolio vowing, with some show of reason, "I never would 'a' joined
+your old Hyacinths Shirt-Waists if I'd a' known I was goin' to have to
+write down all the foolish talk you goils felt like givin' up."
+
+It seemed therefore that the business meeting was closed, when a voice
+from the opposite side of the table broke in with:
+
+"Say, Rosie, why can't us goils give a play?"
+
+"Ah Jennie, you make me tired," protested the Secretary.
+
+"An' you're out of order anyway," was the President's dictum.
+
+"Where?" cried Jennie wildly, clutching her pompadour with one hand and
+the back of her belt with the other, "where, what's the matter with me?"
+
+"Go 'way back an' sit down," was the Secretary's advice, "Rosie meant
+you're out of parliamentry order. We got a motion on the table an' it's
+too late for you to butt in on it. This meetin' is goin' to adjoin."
+
+But Jennie was the spokesman of a newly-born party and her supporters
+were not going to allow her to be silenced. Even those Lady Hyacinths
+who had not been admitted to earlier consultations took kindly to the
+suggestion when they heard it.
+
+"I don't care whether she's out of order or not," one ambitious Hyacinth
+declared, "I think it would be just too lovely for anything to have a
+play. They have 'em all the time over to Rivington Street an' down to
+the Educational Alliance."
+
+"Rebecca Einstein," said the Secretary darkly, "if you're goin' to fire
+off your face about plays an' the Educational Alliances you can keep
+your own minnits, that's all! Do ye think I'm goin' to write down your
+foolishness? Well, I ain't."
+
+Again the President plied her gavel. "Goils," she remonstrated, "this
+ain't no way to act. Say, Miss Masters," she went on, "I guess the whole
+lot of us is out of order now. What would you do about it if you was me?"
+
+"I should suggest," Miss Masters answered, "that the motion to adjourn
+be carried and that the whole club go into committee on the question
+raised by Miss Meyer."
+
+"I move that we take our woik into committee with us," cried Miss
+Kidansky, not to be deflected from her buttonholes. And from such humble
+beginnings the production of Hamlet by the Lady Hyacinths sprang.
+
+Hamlet was not their first choice. It was not even their tenth and to
+the end it was not the unanimous choice. During the preliminary stages
+of the dramatic fever Miss Masters preserved that strict neutrality
+which marks the successful Settlement worker. She would help--oh, surely
+she would help--the Hyacinths, but she would not lead them. She had
+never questioned their taste in the shape and color of their shirt
+waists. Some horrid garments had resulted but to her they represented
+"self expression," and as such gave her more pleasure than any servile
+following of her advice could have done. She soon discovered that the
+latitude in the shirt waist field is far exceeded by that in the
+dramatic and she discovered too, that the Lady Hyacinths, though they
+seldom visited the theatre had strong digestions where plays were
+concerned.
+
+"East Lynne" was warmly advocated until some one discovered a
+grandmother who had seen it in her youth. Then:
+
+"Ah gee!" remarked the Lady Hyacinths, "we ain't no grave snatchers. We
+ain't goin' to dig up no dead ones. Say Miss Masters, ain't there no new
+plays we could give?"
+
+Miss Masters referred them to the public library, but not many plays are
+obtainable in book form, and the next two meetings were devoted to the
+plays of Ibsen, Bernard Shaw, Vaughan Moody. When Miss Masters descried
+this literature in the hands of the now openly mutinous Secretary she
+felt the time had come to interfere with the "self activity" of her
+charges. She promptly confiscated the second volume of "G.B.S." "For,"
+she explained "we don't want to do anything unpleasant and the writer of
+these plays himself describes them as that."
+
+"Guess we don't," the President agreed. "We got to live up to our name,
+ain't we? An' what could be pleasanter than a Hyacinth?"
+
+"Nothing, of course," agreed Miss Masters unsteadily.
+
+"There's one in this Ibsen book might do," Jennie suggested. "It's
+called 'A Dolls' House,' that's a real sweet name."
+
+"I am afraid it wouldn't do," said Miss Masters hastily.
+
+"What's the matter with it?" demanded Susie Meyer.
+
+"Well, in the first place, there are children in it--"
+
+"Cut it! 'Nough said," pronounced the President. "Them plays wid kids in
+'em is all out of style. We giv' 'East Lynne' the turn down an' there
+was only one kid in that. What else have you got in that Gibson book?
+Have you got the play with the Gibson goils in it? We could do that all
+right, all right. Ain't most of us got Gibson pleats in our shirt
+waists?"
+
+"I don't see nothin' about goils," the Secretary made answer, "but
+there's one here about ghosts. How would that do?"
+
+"Not at all," said Miss Masters firmly.
+
+"What's the matter with it?" asked one of the girls abandoning her
+sewing-machine and coming over to the table. "I seen posters of it last
+year. They are givin' it in Broadway. The costoomes would be real easy,
+just a sheet you know and your hair hanging down."
+
+"It's not about that kind of ghost," Miss Masters explained, "and I
+don't think it would do for us as there are very few people in the cast
+and one of them is a minister."
+
+"Cut it," said the President briefly, "we ain't goin' to have no hymn
+singin' in ours. We couldn't, you know," she explained to Miss Masters,
+"the most of us is Jewesses."
+
+"Katie McGuire ain't no Jewess," asserted the Secretary. "She could be
+the minister if that's all you've got against this Gibson play. I wish
+we _could_ give it. It's about the only up-to-date Broadway success we
+can find. The librarian says you can't never buy copies of Julia
+Marlowe's an' Ethel Barrymore's an' Maude Adams' plays. I guess they're
+just scared somebody like us will come along an' do 'em better than they
+do an' bust their market. Actresses," she went on, "is all jest et up
+with jealousy of one another. Is there anythin' except the minister the
+matter with 'Ghosts?'"
+
+"Everything else is the matter with it," said Miss Masters. "To begin
+with, I might as well tell you, it never was a Broadway success. It's a
+play that is read oftener than it's acted and last year, Jennie, when
+you saw the posters, it only ran for a week."
+
+"Cut it," said the President. "We ain't huntin' frosts."
+
+The brows of the Hyacinths grew furrowed and their eyes haggard in the
+search. Everyone could tell them of plays but no one knew where they
+could be found in printed form and whenever the librarian found
+something which might be suitable Miss Masters was sure to know of
+something to its disadvantage.
+
+And then the real stage, the legitimate Broadway stage intervened.
+Albert Marsden produced Hamlet and the Lady Hyacinths determined to
+follow suit.
+
+"It's kind of old," the President admitted, "but there must be some
+style left to it. They're playin' it on Broadway right now. An' we'll
+give it on East Broadway just as soon as we can git ready. Me and Mamie
+went round to the library last night an' got it out. It's got a dandy
+lot of parts in it: more than this club will ever need. An' it's got
+lots of murders an' scraps, an' court ladies an' soldiers an' kings.
+It's our play all right!"
+
+The sea of troubles into which the Lady Hyacinths plunged with so much
+enthusiasm swallowed them so completely that Miss Masters could only
+stand on its shore, looking across to Denmark and wringing her hands
+over the awful things that were happening in that unhappy land.
+Fortunately she had a friend to whom she could appeal for succour for
+the lost but still valiant Hyacinths. He was the sort of person to whom
+appeals came as naturally as honors come to some men and, since he had
+nothing to do and ample time and money with which to do it, he was
+generally helpful and resourceful. That he had once loved Miss Masters
+has nothing to do with this story. She was now engaged to be married to
+a poorer and busier man, but it was to Jack Burgess that she appealed.
+
+"Of course I know," said he when he had responded to her message and she
+had anchored him with a tea-cup and disarmed him with a smile, "of
+course I know what you want to say to me. Every girl who has refused me
+has said it sooner or later. You are saying it later--much later--than
+they generally do, but it always comes. 'You have found a wife for me.'"
+
+"I have done much better than that," she answered, "I have found work
+for you." And she sketched the distress of the Hyacinths in Denmark and
+urged him to go to their assistance.
+
+"But, my dear Margaret," he remonstrated, "What can I do? You have
+always known that 'something is rotten in the state of Denmark,' and
+yet you have let these poor innocents stir it up. I have often thought
+that poor Shakespeare added that line after the first performance. I
+intend to write that hint to Furniss one of these days."
+
+"You will write it," said Margaret Masters, "with more conviction after
+you have seen _my_ Denmark."
+
+"Very well," said he, "I'll visit Elsinore to-night, but I insist upon a
+return ticket."
+
+"You will be begging for a season ticket," she laughed. "They have
+reduced me to such a condition that I don't know whether they are
+amusing me or breaking my heart. Tell me, come, which is it? Did you
+ever hear blank verse recited with tense and reverent earnestness and a
+Bowery accent?"
+
+"I never did," said he.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Shakespeare was right," whispered Burgess to Miss Masters. "There is
+something rotten in Denmark. I've located it. It's the Prince." They
+were sitting together in a corner of the kindergarten room of the
+settlement: a large and spacious room all decked and bright with the
+paper and cardboard masterpieces of the babies who played and learned
+there in the mornings. Casts and pictures and green growing things added
+to its charm and the Lady Hyacinths so trim and neat and earnest did not
+detract from it.
+
+The sewing-machines and the cutting-table had been cast into corners and
+well in the glare of the electric light the President was exclaiming in
+a voice which would have disgraced an early phonograph, "Oh that this
+too too solid flesh would melt."
+
+It was not a dress rehearsal but the too solid Prince wore his hair low
+on his neck and a golden fillet bound his brows. Silent, he was noble.
+His walk as he came in at the end of a procession of court ladies and
+gentlemen was magnificent--slow, dejected, imperious, aloof. But
+Wittenberg had a great deal to answer for, if he had contracted his
+accent there.
+
+Gertrude, Queen of Denmark, was a Hyacinth who worked daily at hooks and
+buttonholes for an East Broadway tailor. On this night she wore none of
+her regalia save her crown and the King had done nothing at all to
+differentiate himself from Susie Lacov who officiated as waitress in a
+Jewish lunchroom.
+
+The Hyacinths had wisely decided to edit Hamlet. In this they followed
+an almost universal principle and their method was also time-honored.
+All the scenes in which unimportant members of the club or cast "came
+out strong," were eliminated. So far the Hyacinths were orthodox, but
+Rosie Rosenbaum, Prince, President and Censor, went a step further.
+
+"Git busy. Mix her up, why don't you!" she commanded later from the
+wings. The other players were laboriously wading through persiflage and
+conversation. "You folks ain't _done_ nothin' the last ten minutes only
+stand there and gas. Is that actin'? Maybe it's wrote in the book. What
+I want to know is--is it actin'?" Burgess sat suddenly erect and his
+eyes glowed. Miss Masters half rose to assume authority but he
+restrained her.
+
+"You shut up and leave me be," Polonius cried. "Ain't I got a right to
+say good-bye to my son?"
+
+"You can say good-bye all right," Rosie reminded her, "without puttin'
+up that game of talk. Give him a 'I'll be a sister to you' on the cheek
+an' git through sometime before to-morrow. Cut it, I tell you."
+
+This "off with his head" attitude on the President's part delighted
+Burgess. But the caste enjoyed it less and when the ghost was docked of
+a whole scene it grew rebellious.
+
+"If you give me any more of your lip," said the princely stage manager,
+"I'll trow you out altogether. There's lots of people wouldn't believe
+in ghosts anyway. Me grandfather seen this play in Chermany and he told
+me they didn't use the ghost at all. Nothin' but a green light with a
+voice comin' out of it."
+
+"Well, I could be the voice, couldn't I?" the ghost argued; and it was
+at this point that Miss Masters took charge of the meeting and
+introduced Mr. Burgess.
+
+"Who has offered," she went on in spite of his energetic pantomime of
+disclaimer, "to help us with our play."
+
+"That's real sweet of you, Mr. Burgess," said the President graciously.
+
+"Not at all--not at all," he answered. "It will be a pleasure, I assure
+you."
+
+"You'll excuse me, I'm sure," the Secretary broke in, "if we go right on
+with our woik while you're here. We're makin' our own costoomes, as
+much as we can. That was one reason us young ladies chose Hamlet. It's a
+play what everyone wears skoits in. It's easier for us and it ain't so
+embarrassing, and I guess our folks will like it better. You _have_ to
+think of your folks sometimes. Even if they are old-fashioned. Miss
+Masters got us pictures of Mr. Marsden's production an' every last one
+of the characters has skoits on. Hamlet's ain't no longer than a bathin'
+suit, but anyway it's there. I don't think it's real refined, myself,
+for young ladies to wear gents' suits on the stage."
+
+"And of course," a gentle-eyed little girl looked up from her sewing to
+remark,--"of course this club ain't formed just for makin' shirt waists.
+We've got a culture-an'-refinement clause in the club constitution, so
+we wouldn't want to do nothin' that wasn't real refined."
+
+[Illustration: BURGESS GAINED AN INTEREST AND AN OCCUPATION MORE
+ABSORBING THAN HE HAD FOUND FOR MANY YEARS.]
+
+"I understand," said Burgess more at a loss than a conversation had
+ever found him, "And what may I ask, is your part of the play?"
+
+"Mamie Conners is too nervous," the lady President explained "to come
+right out and act. She's 'A flourish of trumpets within an' a voice
+without an' a lady of the court an' a soldier an' a choir boy at the
+funeral.'"
+
+"Ah, Miss Conners," Burgess assured this timid but versatile Hyacinth,
+"that's only stage fright, all great actresses suffer from it at one
+time or another."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+During the weeks that followed, order gradually gained sway in Denmark
+and Burgess gained an interest and an occupation more absorbing than he
+had found for many years.
+
+"My dear Margaret," he was wont to assure Miss Masters, when she
+remonstrated with him upon his generosity, "Why shouldn't I order
+supper to be sent in for them? and why shouldn't I ask them up to the
+house for rehearsals? There's the big music room going to waste and
+those lazy beggars of servants with nothing to do, and you saw yourself
+how it brightened up poor old Aunt Priscilla. She likes it--they like
+it--I like it--you ought to like it. And you certainly can't object to
+my having taken them _en masse_ to see Marsden in the play. By George!
+I'll drag him to theirs. We'll show him an Ophelia! that Mary Conners is
+a little genius."
+
+"She is wonderful," agreed Miss Masters. "The grace of her! The dignity!
+What she herself would call the culture-an'-refinement!"
+
+"All my discovery. That tyrant of a Rosie Rosenbaum had cast her as a
+quick change, general utility woman. And in the day-time you tell me
+she's a miserable little shop-girl in a Grand Street rookery!"
+
+"That is what she used to be. But I went to the shop a day or two ago
+to ask her to come up to my house to rehearse with the new Hamlet. I
+watched her for a few moments before she noticed me. She was Ophelia to
+the life. She conversed in blank verse. She walked about with that
+little queenly air you have taught her. She was delicious, adorable. At
+first she said that she could not rehearse that night, but I told her
+you wished it and she came like a lamb. I often wonder if I did a wise
+thing in introducing them to you. Your sort of culture-an'-refinement'
+may rather upset them when the play is over and we all settle back to
+the humdrum."
+
+"You did a great kindness to me," said he, "and the best stroke of
+missionary work you'll do in a dog's age. I'm going to work."
+
+"You are not," she laughed.
+
+"I am. Shamed into it by the Lady Hyacinths."
+
+"Then perhaps the balance will be maintained. If you turn them against
+labor they will have turned you toward it."
+
+But Miss Masters' fears were groundless: the Lady Hyacinths though
+dedicated to a flower of spring were old and wise in social
+distinctions. The story of King Cophetua and the Beggar Maid would have
+drawn only a contemptuous "cut it out" from the lady President. Every
+Hyacinth of them knew her exact place in nature's garden--all except
+Mary Conners--now Ophelia--and she knew herself to be a foundling with
+no place at all. The lonely woman who had adopted her was now dead and
+Mary was quite alone in her little two-room tenement, free to dream and
+play Ophelia to her heart's content and to an imaginary Hamlet who was
+always Burgess. To her he was indeed, "The expectancy and rose of the
+fair state." "The glass of fashion and the mould of form." He was "her
+honoured lord"--"her most dear lord." But in Monroe Street she never
+deceived him. Never handed his letters over to interfering relatives.
+She could quite easily go mad and tuneful when she knew that each
+rehearsal--each lesson taught by him and so quickly learned by
+her--brought the days when she would never see him so close that she
+could almost feel their emptiness.
+
+It was well that she played to an idealized Hamlet for the real Hamlets
+came and went bewilderingly. One of Burgess's first triumphs of tact had
+been to pry the part away from the lady President and give it to the
+sturdy Secretary. There followed two other claimants to the throne in
+quick succession and then the lot fell to Rebecca Einstein and stayed
+there. Each change in the principal role necessitated readjustment
+throughout the cast and at every change the lady President was persuaded
+not to over exert herself.
+
+And still Burgess in the seclusion of the homeward bound hansom railed
+and swore.
+
+"I tell you, Margaret, that girl will ruin us. All the rest are funny.
+Overwhelmingly, incredibly funny! And pathetic! Could anything be more
+pathetic! But that awful President strikes a wrong note: Vulgarity. Take
+her out of it and we'll have a thing the like of which New York had
+never seen, for Ophelia is a genius or I miss my guess and all the rest
+are darlings."
+
+"But we can't throw out the President of the club. She must have a part.
+You have moved her down from Hamlet to Laertes--to the King--"
+
+"I did," groaned Burgess. "Will you ever forget her rendering of the
+line, "Now I could do it, Pat," and then her storming up to me to know
+"Who Pat was anyway?""
+
+"I do," laughed Margaret, "and then how you moved her on to Guildenstern
+and now you have got her down to Bernardo with all her part cut out and
+nothing except that opening line, "Who's there?" and the other: "'Tis
+now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.""
+
+"Yes, and she ruins them. I've drilled her and drilled her till my
+throat is sore and still she says it straight through her nose just as
+though she were delivering an order of 'ham and' at her hash battery.
+Just the same truculent 'Don't you dare to answer back' attitude. She's
+impossible. She must be removed."
+
+Meanwhile the Lady Hyacinths scattering to their different homes
+discussed their mentor. Ophelia and Horatio and Hamlet were going
+through Clinton Street together. Ophelia was still at Elsinore but
+Horatio was approaching common ground again.
+
+"I suppose he's Miss Masters' steady," said he to Hamlet. "He wouldn't
+come down here every other night just to help us goils out."
+
+But Ophelia was better informed. She knew Miss Masters to be engaged to
+quite another person.
+
+"Then I know," cried Horatio triumphantly. "He's stuck on Rosie
+Rosenbaum. It's her brings him."
+
+Ophelia said nothing, and Horatio having experienced an inspiration, set
+about strengthening it with proof.
+
+"It's Rosie sure enough. Ain't he learned her about every part in the
+play? Don't he keep takin' her off in corners an' goin' 'Who's there,
+'Tis now struck twelve' for about an hour every night? I wouldn't have
+nothin' to do with a feller that kept company that way, but I s'pose
+it's the style on Fifth Avenue. You know how I tell you, Ham, in the
+play that there's lots of things goin' on what you ain't on to. Well
+it's so. None of you was on to Rosie an' his nibs. You didn't ever guess
+it did you 'Pheleir?"
+
+"No," admitted Ophelia. "No, I never did."
+
+"Well it's so. You watch 'em. The style in wives is changin'. Actresses
+is goin' out an' the 'poor but honest workin' goil' is comin' in. One of
+our salesladies has a book about it. "The Bowery Bride" its name is. All
+about a shop goil what married a rich fellow and used to come back to
+the store and take her old friends carriage ridin'. If Rosie Rosenbaum
+tries it on me, I'll break her face. If she comes round me," cried the
+Prince's fellow student: "with carriages and a benevolent smile, I'll
+claw the smile off of her if I have to take the skin with it!"
+
+When Horatio and Hamlet left her, she wandered disconsolate, down to the
+river. But no willow grows aslant that brook, no flowers were there with
+which to weave fantastic garlands.
+
+"I've gone crazy all right," said poor Ophelia as she watched the lights
+of the great bridge, "but I don't drown myself until Scene VII. And I'm
+goin' up to his house to-morrow night to learn to act crazy. I guess I
+don't need much learning."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The performance of Hamlet by the Lady Hyacinths is still remembered by
+those who saw it as the most bewildering entertainment of their
+theatrical experience. The play had been cut down to its absolute
+essentials and the players, though drilled and coached in their lines
+and business, had been left quite free in the matters of interpretation
+and accent. The result was so unique that the daily press fell upon it
+with whoops of joy and published portraits of and interviews with the
+leading characters. People who had thought that only ferries and docks
+lay south of Twenty-third Street penetrated to the heart of the great
+East Side and went home again full of an altruism which lasted three
+days. And on the last night of the "run" of three nights, Jack Burgess
+brought Albert Marsden to witness it. Other spectators had always
+emerged dumb or inarticulate from the ordeal but the great actor was not
+one of them. He was blusterous and garrulous and, to Burgess' amazement,
+not at all amused.
+
+"Who is that girl who played Ophelia? Is she an East Side working girl
+or one of the mission people?"
+
+"She's a shop-girl," answered Burgess. "There's no good in your asking
+me to introduce you to her for I won't. That's been one of our rules
+from the beginning. We don't want the children to be upset and
+patronized."
+
+"Who taught her to act?"
+
+"Well, I coached them all as you know, but she never seemed to require
+any special teaching. Pretty good, isn't she?"
+
+"Pretty good! She is a genius--a wonder. This is all rot about my not
+meeting her. I am going to meet her and train her. I suppose you have
+noticed that she is a beauty too."
+
+"But she's only a child," Burgess urged. "She's only eighteen. She
+couldn't stand the life and the work and she couldn't stand the people.
+You have no idea what high ideals these girls have, and Mary
+Conners--that's the girl's name--seems to be exceptional even amongst
+them."
+
+"Too good for us, eh?" asked the actor.
+
+"Entirely too good," answered Burgess steadily.
+
+"And do you feel justified in deciding her future for her! In condemning
+her to an obscure life in the slums instead of a successful career on
+the stage?"
+
+"I do not," answered Burgess, "she must decide that for herself. I'll
+ask her and let you know."
+
+To this end he sought Miss Masters. "I want you," said he, "to ask Mary
+Conners to tea with you to-morrow afternoon. It will be Sunday so she
+can manage. And then I want you to leave us alone. I have something very
+serious to say to her."
+
+Margaret looked at him and laughed. "Then you were right," said she,
+"and I was wrong; I had found a wife for you."
+
+"For absolute inane, insensate romanticism," said he, "I recommend you
+to the recently engaged. You used to have some sense. You were clever
+enough to refuse me and now you go and forever ruin my opinion of you by
+making a remark like that."
+
+"It is not romanticism at all," she maintained. "It is the best of
+common sense. You will never be satisfied with anyone you haven't
+trained and formed to suit your own ideals. And you will never find such
+a 'quick study' as Mary."
+
+It was the earliest peep of spring and Burgess stopped on his way to
+Miss Masters' house and bought a sheaf of white hyacinths and pale
+maiden hair for the little Lady Hyacinth who was waiting for him.
+
+As soon as he was alone with her he managed to distract her attention
+from her flowers and to make her listen to Marsden's message. He set the
+case before her plainly. Without exaggeration and without extenuation.
+
+"And we don't expect you," he ended, "to make up your mind at once. You
+must consult your relatives and friends."
+
+"I have no relatives," she answered.
+
+"Your friends then."
+
+"I don't think I have many. Some of the girls in the club perhaps. The
+old book-keeper in the store where I work, perhaps Miss Masters."
+
+"And you have me," he interrupted. But she smiled at him and shook her
+head. "You were real kind about the play," said she, "but the play's all
+over now. I guess you'd better tell your friend that I'll take the
+position. I have been getting pretty tired of work in the store and I'd
+like to try this if he don't mind."
+
+"Oh, but you mustn't go into it like that," Burgess protested, "just for
+the want of something better. Acting is an art--a great art--you must be
+glad and proud."
+
+"I'll try it," she said without enthusiasm. "If you feel that way about
+it I'll try it. It can't be worse than the store. The store is just
+horrible. Oh! Mr. Burgess you can't think what it is to be Ophelia in
+the evening with princes loving you and then to be a cashier in the
+day-time that any fresh customer thinks he can get gay with. Maybe if I
+was an actress I could be Ophelia oftener. I'd do anything, Mr. Burgess,
+to get away from the store."
+
+Burgess did not answer immediately. Her earnestness had rather overcome
+her and he waited silently while she walked to the window, surreptitiously
+pressed her handkerchief against her eyes and conquered
+the sobs that threatened to choke her. Burgess watched her. The trimness
+of her figure, the absolute neatness and propriety of her dress, the
+poise and restraint of her manner. Then she turned and he rose to meet her.
+
+"Mary," said he, "you never in all the time I've known you have failed
+to do what I asked you. Will you do something for me now?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she answered simply.
+
+"Then sit down in that chair and take this watch of mine in your hand
+and don't say one single, solitary, lonely word for five minutes. No
+matter what happens: no matter what anyone says or does. Will you
+promise?"
+
+"Yes, sir," she answered again.
+
+"Well then," he began, "I know another man who wants you--this stage
+idea is not the only way out of the store. Remember you're not to
+speak--this other man wants to marry you."
+
+A scarlet flush sprang to Mary's face and slowly ebbed away again leaving
+her deadly pale. She kept her word in letter but hardly in spirit for
+she looked at him through tear-filled eyes, and shook her head.
+
+"Of course you can't be expected to take to the idea just at first,"
+said he, as if she had spoken, "but I want you to think it over. The man
+is a well-off, gentlemanly sort of chap. Miles too old for you of
+course--for you're not twenty and he's nearly forty--but I think he
+would make you happy. I know he'd try with all the strength that's in him."
+
+Blank incredulity was on Mary's face. She glanced at the watch and up at
+him and again she shook her head.
+
+"This man," Burgess went on, "is a friend of Miss Masters and it was
+through her that he first heard of the Lady Hyacinths. He was an idler
+then. A shiftless, worthless loafer, but the Lady Hyacinths made a man
+of him and he's gone out and got a job."
+
+Comprehension overwhelming, overmastering, flashed into Mary's eyes. But
+her promise held her silent and in her chair. Again it was as though she
+had spoken.
+
+"Yes, I see you understand--you probably think of me as an old man past
+the time of love and yet I love you."
+
+ "Doubt thou the stars are fire;
+ Doubt that the sun doth move;
+ Doubt truth to be a liar;
+ But never doubt I love."
+
+"That's all I have to offer you, sweetheart. Just love and my life," and
+he in turn went to the window and looked out into the gathering dusk.
+
+Mary sat absolutely still. She knew now that she was dreaming. Just so
+the dream had always run and when the five minutes were past, she rose
+and went to him: a true Ophelia, her arms all full of hyacinths.
+
+"My honored Lord," said she. He turned, and the dream held.
+
+
+
+
+THERE'S DANGER IN NUMBERS
+
+
+The Pennsylvania Limited was approaching Jersey City and the afternoon
+was approaching three o'clock when Mr. John Blake turned to Mrs. John
+Blake, nee Marjorie Underwood, a bride of about three hours, and
+precipitated the first discussion of their hitherto happy married life.
+
+"Your Uncle Richard Underwood," said he--the earlier discussions in the
+wedded state are usually founded upon relations--"is as stupid as he is
+kind. It was very good of him to arrange that I should meet old
+Nicholson. Any young fellow in the country would give his eyes for the
+chance. But to make an appointment for a fellow at four o'clock in the
+afternoon of his wedding day is a thing of which no one, except your
+Uncle Richard, would be capable. He might have known that I couldn't go."
+
+"But you must go," urged the bride, "it's the chance of a lifetime.
+Besides which," she added with a pretty little air of practicality, "we
+can't afford to throw away an opportunity like this. We may never get
+another one, and if you don't go how are you to explain it to Uncle
+Richard when we dine there to-morrow night?--you know we promised to,
+when he was last at West Hills."
+
+"But what," suggested her husband--"what if, in grasping at the shadow,
+I lose the reality? I'd rather lose twenty opportunities than my only
+wife, and what's to become of you while I go down to Broad Street? Do
+you propose to sit in the station?"
+
+"I propose nothing of the kind," she laughed. "I shall go straight to
+the Ruissillard and wait for you. Dick and Gladys may be there already."
+
+Although Mr. John Blake received this suggestion with elaborate
+disfavor and disclaimer it was clear to the pretty eyes of Mrs. John
+Blake that he hailed it with delight, and she was full of theories upon
+marital co-operation and of eagerness to put them into practice. None of
+her husband's objections could daunt her, and before he had adjusted
+himself to the situation he had packed his wife into a hansom, given the
+cabman careful instructions and a careless tip, and was standing on the
+step admonishing his bride:
+
+"Be sure to tell them that we must have out-side rooms. Have the baggage
+sent up, but don't touch it. If you open a trunk or lift a tray before I
+arrive I shall instantly send you home to your mother as incorrigible."
+
+"Very well," she agreed; "I'll be good."
+
+"And then, if Gladys is there--it's only an off-chance that they come
+before to-morrow--get her to sit with you. But don't go wandering about
+the hotel by yourself. And, above all, don't go out."
+
+"Goosie," said she, "of course I shan't go out. Where should I go?"
+
+"And you're sure, sure, sure that you don't mind?" he asked for the
+dozenth time.
+
+"Goosie," said she again, "I am quite, quite sure of it. Now go or you
+will surely miss your appointment and disappoint your uncle."
+
+After two or three more questions of his and assurances of hers the cab
+was allowed to swing out into the current. John had given the driver
+careful navigation orders, and Marjorie leaned back contentedly enough
+and watched the busy people, all hot and haggard, as New York's people
+sometimes are in the first warm days of May. Her collection of
+illustrated post-cards had prepared her to identify many of the places
+she passed, but once or twice she felt, a little ruefully the difference
+between this, her actual first glimpse of New York and the same first
+glimpse as she and John had planned it before the benign, but hardly
+felicitous, interference of Uncle Richard. This feeling of loneliness
+was strongly in the ascendent when the cab stopped under an ornate
+portico and two large male creatures, in powdered wigs and white silk
+stockings, emerged before her astonished eyes. Open flew her little
+door, down jumped the cabman, out rushed other menials and laid hands
+upon her baggage. Horses fretted, pedestrians risked their lives, motors
+snorted and newsboys clamored as an enormous police-appearing person
+assisted her to alight. He had such an air of having been expecting and
+longing for her arrival that she wondered innocently whether John had
+telephoned about her. This thought persisted with her until she and her
+following of baggage-laden pages drew up before the desk, but it fell
+from her with a crash when she encountered the aloof, impersonal,
+world-weary regard of the presiding clerk. In all Marjorie's happy life
+she had never met anything but welcome. The belle of a fast-growing town
+is rather a sheltered person, and not even the most confiding of
+ingenues could detect a spark of greeting in the lackadaisical regard of
+this highly-manicured young man.
+
+Marjorie began her story, began to recite her lesson: "Outside rooms,
+not lower than the fourth nor higher than the eighth floor; the Fifth
+Avenue side if possible--and was Mrs. Robert Blake in?"
+
+The lackadaisical young man consulted the register with a disparaging eye.
+
+"Not staying here," Marjorie understood him to remark.
+
+"Oh, it doesn't matter--but about the rooms?"
+
+"Front!" drawled the young man, and several blue-clad bellboys ceased
+from lolling on a bench and approached the desk.
+
+"Register here," commanded the clerk, twirling the big book on its
+turn-table toward Marjorie so suddenly that she jumped, and laying his
+pink-tinted finger on its first blank line.
+
+"No, thank you," she stammered, "I was not to register until my
+husband--" and her heart cried out within her for that she was saying
+these new, dear words for the first time to so unresponsive a
+stranger--"told me not to register until he should come and see that the
+rooms were satisfactory. He will be here presently."
+
+"We have no unsatisfactory rooms," was the answer, followed by: "Front
+625 and 6," and fresh pages and bellboys fell upon the yellow baggage,
+and Marjorie, in a hot confusion of counting her property and wondering
+how to resent the young man's impertinence, turned to follow them.
+
+"One moment, madam," the clerk murmured; "name and address, please." The
+pages were escaping with the bags, and Mrs. Blake hardly turned as she
+answered, according to the habit of her lifetime:
+
+"Underwood, West Hills, N.J.," and flew to the elevator, which had
+already swallowed her baggage and the boys. Up to suite Number 625 and 6
+she was conducted by her blue-clad attendants, who opened the windows,
+pushed the furniture about--then waited; who fetched ice water, drew
+down shades--and waited; who closed the windows, drew up the shades,
+shifted the baggage from sofa to armchair, unbuckled the straps of a
+suitcase, indicated the telephone--and waited; who put the bags on the
+bed, opened the windows, pushed the furniture back against the wall--and
+waited. Marjorie viewed all these manoeuvres with amused but
+unsophisticated eyes. She smiled serenely at the smiling bellboys--while
+they waited. She thanked them prettily for their assistance--and they
+waited. She dismissed them still prettily, and it is to be regretted
+that, in the privacy of the hall, they swore.
+
+She then took possession of her little domain. The clerk, however
+unbearably, had spoken the truth, and the rooms were charming. There
+could be no question, she decided, of going farther. She spread her
+pretty wedding silver on the dressing-table, she hung her negligee with
+her hat and coat in the closet. She went down on her knees and
+investigated the slide which was to lead shoes to the bootblack; she
+tested, with her bridal glove-stretcher, the electrical device in the
+bathroom for the heating of curling irons. She studied all the pictures,
+drew out all the drawers, examined the furniture and bric-a-brac, and
+then she looked at her watch. Only half an hour was gone.
+
+She went to the window and watched the hats of the passing multitude,
+noting how short and fore-shortened all the figures seemed and how
+queerly the horses passed along beneath her, without visible legs to
+move them. Still an hour before John could be expected.
+
+And then their trunks, hers large and his small, made their thumping
+entrance. The porter crossed to the window and raised the shade, crossed
+to her trunk and undid its straps, dried his moistened brow--and waited.
+Marjorie thanked him and smiled. He smiled and waited, drying his brow
+industriously the while. No village black-smith ever had so damp a brow
+as he. She sympathized with him in the matter of the heat; he
+agreed--and waited. He undid the straps of John's trunk; he moved her
+trunk into greater proximity to the window and the light; he carried
+John's trunk into the sitting-room; he performed innumerable feats of
+prowess before her. But she only smiled and commended in an unfinancial
+way. Finally he laid violent hands upon his truck and retreated into the
+hall, swearing, as became his age, more luridly than the bellboys.
+
+Once more Marjorie looked out into the street for a while and began to
+plan the exact form of greeting with which she should meet John. It
+already seemed an eternity since she had parted with him. She drew the
+pretty evening dress which she had chosen for this and most important
+evening from its tissue-paper nest in the upper tray of her trunk. Its
+daintiness comforted and cheered her, as a friend's face might have
+done, and under its impetus she found calm enough to rearrange her hair,
+and, with many a shy recoil and shy caress, to lay out John's evening
+things for him, as she had often laid out her father's. How surprised,
+she smiled, he would be. How delighted, when he came, to find everything
+so comfy and domestic. Surely it was time for him to come. Presently it
+was late, and yet he did not come. She evolved another form of greeting:
+he did not deserve comfort and domesticity when he did not set more
+store on them than on a stupid interview in a stuffy office. He should
+see that an appointment with old Nicholson could not be allowed to
+interfere with their home life; that, simply because they were married
+now, he could not neglect her with impunity.
+
+She practised the detached, casual sort of smile with which she would
+greet him, and the patient, uninterested silence with which she would
+listen to his apologies. Then, realizing that these histrionics would be
+somewhat marred by a pink negligee, she struggled into her dinner dress.
+
+It was then seven o'clock and time to practise some more vehement reception
+for the laggard. It went well--very well. Any man would have been
+annihilated by it, but there was still no man when half-past seven came.
+
+Quite suddenly she fell into a panic. John was dead! She had heard and
+read of the perils of New York. She had seen a hundred potential
+accidents on her drive from the ferry. Trolley, anarchist, elevated
+railroad, collapsed buildings, frightened horses, runaway automobiles.
+Her dear John! Her mangled husband! Passing out of the world, even while
+she, his widowed bride, was dressing in hideous colors, and thinking so
+falsely of him!
+
+He must be brought to her. Some one should go and say something to
+somebody! Telephone Uncle Richard! She flew to the directory, which had
+interested her so little when the polite bellboy of the itching palm had
+pointed it out to her, and presently she had startled a respectable old
+stockbroker, so thoroughly and so hastily that he burst into his wife's
+presence with the news that John Blake had met with a frightful accident
+and was being carried to the hotel in the automobile of some rich
+gentleman from Paterson, New Jersey.
+
+"Hurry down there at once," commanded Aunt Richard, who was as staid
+and practical as the wife of a stockbroker ought to be, "and bring the
+two poor lambs here in your car. Take the big one. They'll want plenty
+of room to lay him flat. I'll have the nurse and the doctor here and a
+room ready. Get there if possible before he does, so as not to move him
+about too often."
+
+Meanwhile Mrs. John Blake, bride now of nearly eight hours, lay in a
+stricken heap upon the bed, bedewing with hot tears the shirt she had so
+dutifully laid ready for Mr. John Blake, and which now he was never more
+to wear. And Mr. John Blake, in a hurricane of fear, exasperation and
+bewilderment, a taxicab, and the swift-falling darkness, fared from
+hotel to hotel and demanded speech with Mrs. John Blake, a young lady in
+blue with several handbags and some heavy luggage, who had arrived at
+some hotel early that afternoon.
+
+His interview with old Nicholson had been short and satisfactory, and
+at about five-thirty o'clock he was at the Ruissillard inquiring for Mrs.
+J. Blake's number and floor with a confidence he was soon to lose. There
+was no such person. No such name. Then could the clerk tell him whether,
+and why, she had gone elsewhere. A slim and tall young lady in blue.
+
+The clerk really couldn't say. He had been on duty for only half an
+hour. There was no person of the name of Blake in the hotel. Sometimes
+guests who failed to find just the accommodation they wanted went over
+to the Blinheim, just across the avenue. So the bridegroom set out upon
+his quest and the clerk, less world-weary than his predecessor, turned
+back to the telephone-girl.
+
+Presently there approached the desk a brisk, business-like person who
+asked a few business-like questions and then registered in a bold and
+flowing hand, "Mr. and Mrs. Robert Blake, Boston."
+
+"My husband," she announced, "will be here presently."
+
+"He was here ten minutes ago," said the clerk, and added particulars.
+
+"Oh, that's all right," replied the slightly-puzzled but quite unexcited
+lady; "he'll be back." And then, accompanied by bags and suitcases, she
+vanished aloft.
+
+"Missed connections, somehow," commented the clerk to the stenographer,
+and gave himself to the contemplation of "Past Performances" in the
+_Evening Telegram_, and to ordinary routine of a hotel office for an
+hour or so, when, to prove the wisdom of the lady's calm, the excited
+Mr. John Blake returned.
+
+"There must be some mistake," he began darkly, "I've been to every
+hotel--"
+
+"Lady came ten minutes after you left," said the genial clerk. "Front,
+show the gentleman to 450." And, presently, John was explaining his
+dilemma to Gladys, the pretty wife of his cousin Bob. "She is somewhere
+in this hotel," he fumed, "and I'll find her if I have to search it room
+by room."
+
+The office was hardly quiet after the appearance and disappearance of
+Mr. John Blake, when the clerk and the telephone-girl were again
+interrupted by an excited gentleman. His white whiskers framed an
+anxious, kindly face, his white waistcoat bound a true and tender heart.
+
+"Has Mr. Blake arrived?" he demanded with some haste.
+
+"Just a minute ago," the clerk replied, and was surprised at the
+disappointment his answer caused.
+
+"I must see him," cried the old gentleman. "You needn't announce me.
+I'll go right up. I'm his wife's uncle, and she telephoned me to come."
+
+"Front!" called the clerk. "This gentleman to 450."
+
+At the door of 450 he dismissed his guide with suitable _largesse_, and
+softly entered the room. It was brightly illuminated, and Uncle Richard
+was able clearly to contemplate his nephew of eight hours in animated
+converse with a handsome woman in evening dress.
+
+"I think, sir," said the woman, "that there is some mistake."
+
+"I agree with you, madam," said Uncle Richard, "and I'm sorry for it."
+
+"But you are exactly the man to help us," cried the nephew; "we are in
+an awful state."
+
+"I agree with you, sir," repeated Uncle Richard.
+
+"You _must_ know how to help us," urged the nephew. "I've lost
+Marjorie."
+
+"So I should have inferred. But she had already thrown herself away."
+
+"She's _lost_!" stormed the bridegroom. "Don't you understand? Lost,
+lost, lost!"
+
+"I rather think he misunderstands," the handsome woman interrupted.
+"You've not told him, John, who I am."
+
+"You are mistaken," replied Uncle Richard with a horrible suavity; "I
+understand enough. That poor child telephoned to me not twenty minutes
+ago that her husband was injured, perhaps mortally, and implored my
+help. I left my dinner to come to his assistance and I find
+him--here--and thus."
+
+"Twenty minutes ago?" yelled John, leaping upon his new relative and
+quite disregarding that gentleman's last words. "Where was she? Did she
+tell you where to look for her?"
+
+"So, sir," stormed Uncle Richard, "the poor, deluded child has left you
+and turned to her faithful old uncle! Allow me to say that you're a
+blackguard, sir, and to wish you good-bye."
+
+"If you dare to move," stormed John Blake, "until you tell me where my
+wife is, I'll strangle you. Now listen to me. This is Mrs. Bob Blake,
+wife of my cousin Robert. She's an old friend of Marjorie's. We had a
+half engagement to meet here this week. Bob is due any minute, but
+Marjorie is lost. There is only one record of a Blake in to-day's
+register and that's this room and this lady--when Marjorie left me at
+the ferry she was coming here, straight. I've been to all the possible
+hotels. She is nowhere. You say she telephoned to you. From where?"
+
+"She didn't say," answered Uncle Richard, shame-facedly, and added still
+more dejectedly, "I didn't ask. She said in a letter her aunt received
+this morning that she was coming here. So I inferred that she was here."
+
+"Then she is here," cried Gladys. "It's some stupid mistake in the
+office."
+
+"I'll go down to that chap," John threatened, "and if he doesn't
+instantly produce Marjorie I'll shoot him."
+
+[Illustration: UNCLE RICHARD'S FACE, AS HE MET JOHN'S EYES, WAS A STUDY.]
+
+"You'll do nothing of the sort," his uncle contradicted, "the child
+appealed to me and I am the one to rescue her. I shall interview the
+manager. I know him. You may come with me if you like."
+
+Down at the desk they accosted the still-courteous clerk. Uncle Richard
+produced his card, and, before he could ask for the manager the clerk
+flicked a memorandum out of one pigeon-hole, a key out of another, and
+twirled the register on its turn-table almost into the midst of the
+white waistcoat.
+
+"The lady has been expecting you for hours, Mr. Underwood," said he.
+"Looked for you quite early in the afternoon, so the maid says. Register
+here, please. Quite hysterical, she is, they tell me, and the maid was
+asking for the doctor--Front! 625!"
+
+Uncle Richard's face, as he met John's eyes, was a study. The
+telephone-girl disentangled the receiver from her pompadour so that she
+might hear without hindrance the speech which was bursting through the
+swelling buttons of the white waistcoat and making the white whiskers
+quiver.
+
+"I know nothing whatever about _any_ lady in _any_ of your rooms," he
+roared, greatly to the delight of the bellboys. "I know nothing about
+your Underwood woman, with her doctors and her hysterics. I want to see
+the manager."
+
+"If," said the telephone maiden, adjusting her skirt at the hips and
+shaking her figure into greater conformity with the ideal she had set
+before it--"If this gentleman is 2525 Gram., then the lady in 625 rang
+him up at seven-thirty and held the wire seven minutes talkin' to him
+and cryin' to beat Sousa's band. All about her uncle she was talkin'. I
+guess it was him, all right, all right. His voice sounds sort of
+familiar to me when he talks mad."
+
+But John had neither eyes nor ears for Uncle Richard's wrath. He
+snatched the key and the paper upon which the supercilious clerk had
+inscribed, at Marjorie's embarrassed dictation, "Mrs. Underwood, West
+Hills, N.J. (husband to arrive later), 625 and 6," and, since love is
+keen, he jumped to the right conclusion and the open elevator without
+further delay.
+
+An hour or so later the attention of the clerk and the telephone-girl
+was again drawn to the complicated Blakes. A party of four sauntered out
+of the dining-room and approached the desk.
+
+"I'll register now, I think," said John. And when he had finished he
+turned to the star-eyed girl behind him.
+
+"Look carefully at this, Marjorie," he admonished. "Mr. and Mrs. John
+Blake. _You_ are Mrs. John Blake. Do you think you can remember that?"
+
+"Don't laugh at me," she pleaded, "Gladys says it was a most natural
+mistake, and so does Bob. Don't you, Gladys and Bob?"
+
+"An almost inevitable mistake," they chorused mendaciously, "but," added
+Bob, "a rather disastrous mistake for your uncle to explain to his wife,
+the doctor and the nurse. He'll be able for it, though; I never saw so
+game an old chap."
+
+"And I'll never do it again," she promised. People never do when they've
+been married a long, long time, and I feel as though I had been married
+thousands and thousands of years."
+
+"Poor, tired little girl," said John, "you have had a rather indifferent
+time of it. Say good-night to Dick and Gladys. Come, my dear."
+
+
+
+
+MISERY LOVES COMPANY.
+
+
+"But, Win," remonstrated the bride-elect, "I really don't think we
+_could_. Wouldn't it look awfully strange? I don't think I ever heard of
+its being done."
+
+"Neither did I," he agreed. "And yet I want you to do it. Look at it
+from my point of view. I persuade John Mead to stop wandering around the
+world and to take an apartment with me here in New York. Then I meet
+you. The inevitable happens and in less than a year John is to be left
+desolate. You know how eccentric he is, and how hard it will be for him
+to get on with any other companion--"
+
+"I know," said Patty, "that he never will find any one--but you--to put
+up with his eccentricities."
+
+"And then, as if abandoning him were not bad enough, I go and maim the
+poor beggar: blind him temporarily--permanently, if he is not taken care
+of--and disfigure him beyond all description. Honestly, Patty, you never
+saw anything like him."
+
+"I know," said she, "I know. A pair of black eyes."
+
+"Black!" he cried, "why, they're all the colors of the rainbow and two
+more beside, as the story-book says. All the way from his hair to his
+mustache he is one lurid sunset. I don't want to minimize this thing. It
+has only one redeeming feature: he will be a complete disguise. No
+amount of rice or ribbon could counteract his sinister companionship. No
+bridal suspicions could live in the light of it. Doesn't that thought
+help?".
+
+The conversation wandered into personalities and back again, as a
+conversation may three days before a wedding, but Patty was not entirely
+won over to Hawley's view of his responsibility for having with
+unprecedented dexterity and precision planted a smashing "right" on the
+bridge of his friend's nose in the course of an amicable "bout."
+
+"And the oculist chap says," Winthrop urged, "that he simply must not be
+allowed to use his eyes. I'm the only one who takes any interest in him
+or has any control over him, and to abandon him now would be an awful
+responsibility. Can't you see that, dear? If we stay at home to take
+care of him he will understand why we're doing it, and he'd vanish. Do
+let me put him into a motor mask and attach him to the procession."
+
+"Well, of course, Win," Patty answered, "of course we must have him if
+you feel so strongly about it. It's a pity," she ended mischievously,
+"that he dislikes me so much."
+
+"That's because you dislike him. But just wait till you know one
+another."
+
+"I will," she answered with a spirit which promised well for the future.
+"I'll wait."
+
+And Winthrop was so touched and gratified by her complaisance that he
+had no alternative, save to duplicate it, when the following evening
+brought him this communication:
+
+"Kate Perry and I were playing golf this morning. And, oh! Win, it seems
+just too dreadful! I banged her between the eyes with my driver. I can't
+think how I ever did it. She's not fit to be seen. Awful! worse than Mr.
+Mead can possibly be. She can't stay here and she can't go home to
+Washington.
+
+"So, now, if you will consent, we shall be four instead of three. Let me
+take poor Kate. She can wear a thick veil and sit in behind with Mr.
+Mead, in his goggles, and leave the front seats for us. They'll be
+company for one another."
+
+Winthrop questioned this final sentence. A supercilious, spoiled
+beauty--a beauty now doubly spoiled and presumedly bad tempered--was
+hardly an ideal companion for the misanthropic Mead.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The wedding took place in the morning and the beginning of the honeymoon
+was prosaic enough. Winthrop and Patty sat in the front seat of the
+throbbing touring car, while hysterical bridesmaids and vengeful
+groomsmen showered the requisite quantities of rice, confetti and old
+slippers upon them.
+
+It was at the New York side of the ferry that a shrouded female joined
+them, and it was at the Hoboken side of the river that a be-goggled
+young man was added unto her. The bride rushed through the formula of
+introduction: a readjustment of dress-suit cases and miniature trunks
+was effected, and the disguise which the bridegroom had predicted was
+complete. The most romantic onlooker would not have suspected them of
+concealing a honeymoon about them.
+
+It was nearly six o'clock when at last they reached their destination,
+the little town of Rapidan, in New Jersey, and stopped before the
+Empress Hotel. Hawley had visited Rapidan once before, as a member of
+his college glee club, and he had recalled it instantly when Mead's
+disfigurement made sequestration imperative.
+
+The motor sobbed itself to a standstill: several children and dogs
+gathered to inspect it, and then finding more interest and novelty in
+Mead's mask turned their attention to him.
+
+The Empress had evidently been dethroned for some years, and the
+hospitality she afforded her guests was of an impoverished sort. Hawley,
+approaching the desk to make enquiries, was met by a clerk incredibly
+arrayed, and the intelligence that the whole house was theirs to choose,
+except for two small rooms on the third floor occupied by two gentlemen
+who "traveled" respectively in sarsaparilla and molasses.
+
+Hawley returned to his friends and repeated this information.
+
+"How perfectly sweet of them," cried the irresponsible bride. "Oh! Win,
+we must stay here and see them. Isn't it the dearest sleepy hollow of a
+place?"
+
+Attended by the impressed and impressive clerk, they made an inspection
+of the house. Mr. and Mrs. Hawley settled upon a suite just over the
+main entrance. Mead was established across the hall. But Kate found a
+wonderful panorama which could only be seen from the rooms on the third
+floor, and there, down a dreary length of oil-clothed hall, she bestowed
+herself and her belongings.
+
+"For I must," she explained to Patty, "I simply _must_ get out of this
+veil and breathe, and I shouldn't dare to do it within reach of that
+horribly supercilious friend of Winthrop's. I'm going to plead headache
+or something, and have my dinner sent up here."
+
+Mead, meanwhile, was unfolding similar plans to Hawley. "I should have
+joined you," said he, "if your wife's friend had been a little less
+self-sufficient and unsympathetic. Of course, I don't require any
+sympathy; but I don't want ridicule either. So, while she is of the
+party I'll have my meals in my room. I can't act the 'Man in the Iron
+Mask' forever. You just leave the ladies together after dinner and come
+up here for a pipe with me."
+
+And when Mr. and Mrs. Hawley next encountered one another and reported
+the wishes of their friends, he suggested and she rapturously agreed,
+that they should dine in their horse-hair-covered sitting-room.
+
+"I have a reason, dear," she told him, "for not wishing to go to the
+dining-room for our first meal together. I'll explain later."
+
+"Your wishing it is enough," he answered before the conversation sank to
+banalities.
+
+And when these several intentions were made clear to the conscientious
+clerk, he sent for the police force of the town--it consisted of a mild,
+little old man in a uniform and helmet which might have belonged to some
+mountainous member of the Broadway Squad in its prime--and implored him
+to spend the evening in the hall.
+
+"They're beginning to act up funny already," the clerk imparted. "This
+eatin' all over the house don't seem just right to me. What do they
+think the dining-room's for anyway? Sam was up with the bag belonging to
+the single fellow, and he says he's got the worst looking pair of black
+eyes he ever saw. Here, Sam, you come and tell Jimmie what he looks
+like."
+
+Sam, a middle-aged combination of porter, bellboy, furnace-man, office
+assistant and emergency barkeeper was but newly launched upon his
+description of Mead's face, when the chambermaid, who was also the
+waitress and housekeeper, broke in upon them with the intelligence that
+never in all her born days _or_ nights had she seen anything like the
+face of the young lady on the third floor.
+
+"What's the matter with her," said the clerk suspiciously, with a look
+which warned Jimmie to be at once a Bingham and a Sherlock Holmes.
+
+"Why, Horace," she answered tragically, "that girl has two of the most
+awful black eyes. The whites of them is red and then comes purple and
+green and yellow. I guess they was meant to be blue."
+
+This chromatic scale was too much for Jimmie. He reeled where he sat and
+then, the postman opportunely arriving, sent word to Mrs. Jimmie that
+duty would keep him from her all the night.
+
+"Tell her," he huskily charged his messenger, "that there is suspicious
+circumstances going on in this house."
+
+"You bet there is," the clerk agreed. "It looks like a case of attempted
+murder to me."
+
+"Divorce, more likely," was Jimmie's professional opinion, but he had
+scant time to enlarge upon it before the waitress, outraged to the point
+of tears, broke out of her domain. She brought with her an atmosphere of
+long-dead beefsteak, chops and onions, and she shrilled for an answer to
+her question.
+
+"What's the matter with 'em anyway? Ain't the dining-room good enough
+for 'em to eat in? It done all right for Judge Campbell's funeral this
+afternoon, and I found a real sweet wreath on that there whatnot in the
+corner. The candles wasn't all burnt up neither, an' I set out four of
+'em on the four corners. It looks elegant, an' them tube-roses smells
+grand. An' when I told that young lady what's got the use of her eyes
+how glad I was they happened in when we was so well fixed for
+decorations, she looked awful funny. Most like she was cross-eyed."
+
+"They all seem to have eye-trouble," Jimmie commented. "Do you suppose
+they're running away from one of these here blind asylums."
+
+"Lunatic asylum, most likely," the cheerful clerk contributed.
+
+When the other two guests ceased from traveling in molasses and
+sarsaparilla and returned to their quiet hostelry, all these surmises
+had hardened into certainties, and were imparted to them with a new maze
+of suspicion, more dense, more deadly, and more strictly in accordance
+with the principles laid down in "Dandy Dick, the Boy Detective."
+
+Madeline, the waitress, reported further particulars as she ministered
+to the creature-comforts of the traveling gentlemen dining alone among
+the funeral-baked meats. So interested and excited did these gentlemen
+become that they determined to interview, or at least to see, their
+mysterious fellow guests.
+
+When their elaborate supper had reached its apotheosis of stewed prunes
+and blue-boiled rice, Hawley and Mead had gone out for a meditative and
+tobacco-shrouded stroll. They passed through the hall and inspiration
+awoke in Jimmie.
+
+"By gum," said he, "I know them now. I suspicioned them from the first
+by what Horace told me. But now I've got them sure. You mind that time I
+was down to New York and was showed over Police Headquarters, by
+professional etiquette?"
+
+"Sure," they all agreed. It was indeed a reminiscence, the details of
+which had been playing havoc with Rapidan's nerves for the past fifteen
+years. They felt that they could not bear it now.
+
+"Well," continued Jimmie, gathering his auditors close about him by the
+husky whisper he now adopted, "I see them two fellers then. Mebbe 'twas
+in the Rogue's Gallery and mebbe it was in the cells. I ain't worked it
+down that fine yet, but I'll think and pray on it and let you know when
+I get light."
+
+When the staff and the commercial guests of the Empress Hotel were
+waiting to see illumination burst through the blue-shrouded protector,
+the bridal party was veering momentarily further from the normal. For
+the deserted bride, alone in the desolate best sitting-room, laid her
+head upon her arms and laughed and laughed. She had made one cautious
+descent to the ground floor in search of diversion, and meeting Jimmie,
+she found it. After a conversation strictly categorical upon his side
+and widely misleading upon hers, she had gone up stairs again and halted
+in the upper hall just long enough to hear Jimmie's triumphant:
+
+"Well, we know _her_ name anyway."
+
+"What is it?" hissed Horace, while the porter relieved himself of a quid
+of tobacco so that nothing should interfere with his hearing and
+attention.
+
+"Huh!" ejaculated Jimmie, "you bin a hotel clerk two years and sold
+seegars all that time (when you could) and you don't know Ruby
+Mandeville when she stands before you."
+
+A box of the "Flor de" that gifted songstress, was soon produced and
+pried open, and the effulgent charms of its godmother compared with the
+less effulgent, but no less charming figure which had just trailed away.
+
+"It's her, sure as you're born," cried the gentleman who traveled in
+molasses, absent-mindedly abstracting three cigars and conveying them
+surreptitiously to his coat pocket.
+
+"She's fallen off some in flesh," commented Horace, as with careful
+presence of mind he drew out his daybook and entered a charge for those
+three cigars.
+
+"But she don't fool me," said Jimmie, "she can put flesh on or she can
+take it off--"
+
+"My, how you talk!" shrilled the chambermaid-bellboy, "you'd think you
+was talkin' about clothes."
+
+"It ain't no different to them," Jimmie maintained. "That's one of the
+things us detekitives has got to watch out for."
+
+"What do you s'pose she's doing here?" asked the porter.
+
+"Gettin' married again most likely. That's about all she does nowadays."
+
+Patty was still chuckling and choking over these remarks, when the door
+of the sitting-room opened cautiously and Kate Perry, swathed in her
+motor veil, looked in.
+
+"Are we alone?" she demanded with proper melodramatic accent.
+
+"We are," the bride answered, "Winthrop and Mr. Mead have gone out for a
+smoke."
+
+"Then I want you to tell me if I'm fading at all. I've been looking at
+it upstairs, in a little two-by-three mirror, and taken that way, by
+inches, it looks awful. Tell me what you think?" She removed the veil
+and presented her damaged face for her friend's inspection. There was
+not much improvement to report, but the always optimistic Patty did what
+she could with it.
+
+[Illustration: SHE SWOOPED UNDER THE LARGE CENTER TABLE, DRAGGING PATTY
+WITH HER.]
+
+"The left cheek," she pronounced, "is really better, less swollen,
+less--Oh! Kate, here they come."
+
+Miss Perry began to readjust her charitable gray chiffon veil. It was
+one of those which are built around a circular aperture, and as the
+steps in the hall came ever closer she, in one last frantic effort
+succeeded in framing the most lurid of her eyes in this opening. Casting
+one last look into the mirror, she swooped under the large center-table,
+dragging Patty with her, and disposing their various frills and ribbons
+under the long-hanging tablecover.
+
+"If they don't find either of us," she whispered, "they'll go away to
+look for us."
+
+She had no time to say more, and Patty had no time to say anything
+before the door opened and presented to their limited range of vision,
+two utterly strange pairs of shoes and the hems of alien trousers.
+
+"I hope you will excuse me, Miss," began the molasses gentleman, so full
+of his entrance speech that he said the first part of it before he
+noticed that the room was empty. And then turned to rend his fellow
+adventurer, who was laughing at him.
+
+"Didn't Horace tell us," he stormed, "that she was here, and wasn't you
+going to say how you had saw her in the original 'Black Crook?'"
+
+"I seen her all right," said his more grammatical friend, with heavy
+emphasis.
+
+"Do you see her now?" demanded the irate molasses traveler.
+
+"I do not, but I'll set here 'til she comes."
+
+They both sat. Not indeed until the arrival of Ruby Mandeville, but
+until Hawley and Mead made their appearance, and made it, too, very
+plain that they had not expected and did not enjoy the society of the
+travelers.
+
+"Where are the ladies?" asked Hawley.
+
+"Search us," responded the travelers.
+
+"They must have gone to their rooms," said the bridegroom. "If these
+gentlemen don't object to our waiting here," he went on with a fine and
+wasted sarcasm.
+
+"Set right down," said the genial sarsaparilla man, and to further
+promote good feeling he tendered his remaining "Ruby Mandeville" cigar.
+
+"Your friend," said he affably, "does he always wear them goggles?"
+
+"Always," answered Hawley. "Eats in them, sleeps in them."
+
+"Born in them," supplemented Mead savagely.
+
+They sat and waited for yet a few moments, and though Mead did not add
+geniality to the conversation, he certainly contributed interest to it.
+For his views on honeymoon etiquette being strong within him, and an
+audience made to his hand, he went on to amplify some of the theories
+with which he had been trying to undermine Winthrop's loyalty.
+
+"I am persuaded that most of the disappointments of married life are due
+to the impossible standards set up at the beginning. Look at it this
+way. You know the fuss most wives make about the hours a husband keeps.
+Well! suppose Mr. Hawley comes out in the car with me to-night. I know
+some fellows who have a summer studio near here. We'll run over and make
+a night of it."
+
+"Say," the molasses gentleman broke in, "be you married, mister?"
+
+"No!" said Mead.
+
+"Sounds like it," said the molasses gentleman. "Marriage will sort of
+straighten you out on these here subjects."
+
+"Oh, leave 'em be," admonished the sarsaparilla man. "If I had 'a met up
+with him thirty years ago, mebbee I wouldn't be in the traveling line
+now. He's got a fine idee."
+
+Hawley, meanwhile, was wrestling with his manners and the "Ruby
+Mandeville," until the lady, as was her custom, triumphed.
+
+He hurriedly and incompletely extinguished the cigar, and attracted by
+the same opportunity for concealment which had appealed to Kate and
+Patty, he lifted a corner of the heavy-fringed tablecover and sent Ruby
+to join the other ladies.
+
+Now, a lighted cigar applied suddenly to the ear of an excited and
+half-hysterical conspirator, will generally produce results. In this
+case it produced a scream, the bride, and after an interval, the
+shrouded confidential friend.
+
+"See where amazement on your mother sits," the ghost remarks in Hamlet,
+but amazement never sat so hard on the wicked Gertrude of Denmark as it
+did upon the four men who saw the tablecloth give up its ghosts.
+
+At first there was silence. One of those throbbing, abominable silences
+whose every second makes a situation worse and explanation more
+impossible.
+
+The "Black Crook" speech of welcome and appreciation died in the heart
+of the molasses traveler. It did not somehow seem the safest answer to
+Hawley's threatening--
+
+"I think you gentlemen had better explain how you happen to be in my
+private sitting-room. Perhaps we had better step out into the hall."
+
+They did, and the echoes of their conversation brought Jimmie, that
+trusty sleuth, upon the scene. With him he brought Horace as witness.
+Also, he carried his dark lantern. He directed its glare fitfully at the
+two strangers until Mead, catching a beam in his eye, turned and drove
+Jimmie and his cohorts from the scene. They retreated in exceedingly
+bad order to the bar, and then Jimmie announced in sepulchral whispers
+that he had further identification to impart. He required much liquid
+refreshment to nerve him to speech, and his audience required to be
+similarly strengthened to hear.
+
+"I've got 'em," he began, "I know 'em now. Horace, this is the biggest
+thing you'll ever be anywhere near." And, as his hearers drew close
+about him, he whispered "counterfeiters. The hull kit and bilin' of 'em."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meanwhile, Kate and Patty wrestled afresh with the automobile veil, and
+had succeeded in getting it tied in a limp string around the
+bridesmaid's neck, leaving all her head and face uncovered. And when the
+groom and the groomsman returned she, with a muffled gurgle, dived back
+into the seclusion of the tablecover.
+
+"We've got rid of those bounders," Hawley announced, and--
+
+"Hello!" cried Mead, "Miss Perry gone already?"
+
+"She was very tired," said Patty veraciously, but evasively.
+
+"Awfully jolly girl, isn't she Mead?" said Hawley, with the
+expansiveness of the newly-wed. "Handsome, too?"
+
+"Perhaps she is, but so long as she dresses like a veiled prophet it is
+hard to tell."
+
+"If you two can get on without me," said Patty, disregarding a muffled
+protest from under the table, "I'll go up and fetch," she made these
+comforting words very clear, "my green motor veil."
+
+Instantly, when he closed the door after her, Mead turned to Hawley.
+
+"There's something wrong with this confounded mask," said he. "This
+strap-thing that goes round my head must be too tight. I've been mad
+with it the last half hour. How do I look?" he asked genially as he took
+it off, and proceeded to tamper with the buckles and elastic. "Howling
+Jupiter!" he cried a moment later, "I've busted it."
+
+As the two friends stood and stared at one another aghast, they heard
+the click of Patty's returning heels, and Mead, abandoning dignity,
+courage--everything except the broken mask--dived into Miss Perry's
+maiden bower.
+
+Mrs. Hawley watched this procedure with wide and fascinated eyes. No
+ripple shook the walls of the bower. No sound proceeded from it as the
+moments flew. Then Patty fell away into helpless laughter and wept tears
+of shocked and sudden mirth into the now useless motor veil.
+
+"Patty!" remonstrated her husband, but she laughed helplessly on. "At
+least come out into the hall and laugh there," he urged, "the poor chap
+will hear you." And when he had followed her and listened to her shaken
+whisper, he broke into such a shout as forced the indignant and
+outraged Kate into a shudder of protest and disgust.
+
+Instantly Mead threw an arm past the table's single central support and
+grasped a handful of silk chiffon and two fingers.
+
+He, being of an acquisitive turn, retained the fingers. She being of a
+dictatorial turn, rebuked him.
+
+"Finding is keeping," he shamelessly remarked. "Even in infancy I was
+taught that."
+
+Now, a certain pomp of scene and circumstance is necessary to the sort
+of dignified snubbing with which Miss Perry was accustomed to treat
+possible admirers. Also, a serene consciousness of superlative good
+looks. But Kate Perry disfigured, cramped into a ridiculous hiding
+place, and suffering untold miseries of headache and throbbing eyes, was
+a very different creature.
+
+And Mead, flippant, hard, and misanthropic in the state of nature,
+softened wonderfully as he sat in the gloom of the tablecover, in
+silent possession of those two slim fingers.
+
+His words grew gentle, his manner kind, and her answers were calculated
+to petrify her long-suffering family if they could have overheard them.
+
+"Mr. Mead," she said at last, "will you be so very kind as to stay here
+quietly under the table while I scramble out and go up to my room?"
+
+No tongue of angel could have made a more welcome suggestion. Mead
+uttered feeble and polite proffers of escort, and silently called down
+blessings upon the head he had never seen. He had just allowed himself
+to be dissuaded from knight errantry, when the door opened and Jimmie
+flashed his dark lantern about the brightly lighted room. He then beckoned
+mysteriously to the still vigilant Horace, who lurked in the hall.
+
+"Have you found them?" whispered that youth.
+
+"Not a trace of them," answered Jimmie triumphantly. "They ain't gone
+out. They ain't in their rooms, and I'm studyin' how I can round 'em up.
+They're the most suspicious characters I ever see, Horace, and this
+night's work may cost us our lives."
+
+This disposition of his existence did not seem to cheer Horace.
+
+"Counterfeiters," Jimmie went on, "is the desperatest kind of criminals
+there is. Still we got to git 'em. I'll look round this room just so as
+nothing won't escape us, and then we'll go up to the next floor. It's
+good we got two of them located in the bridal suite."
+
+Jimmie, with his prying dark lantern and his prodding nightstick, soon
+reached the space under the table, and the counterfeiters secreted there.
+
+"I got 'em," he cried delightedly. "Hi, you. Come out of there and show
+yourselves."
+
+They came. There was nothing else to do.
+
+"Moses's holy aunt," cried Jimmie, falling back upon Horace, who
+promptly fell back upon the sofa.
+
+"Here, you," said Mead. "You get out of this, both of you. Don't you
+know this is a private sitting-room?"
+
+"No settin'-room," said Jimmie, recovering somewhat, "is private to them
+as sets under tables blackening one another's eyes."
+
+"You ridiculous idiot," snorted Mead. "Do you dare to think that I hurt
+this lady?"
+
+"Lady? Ain't she your wife?"
+
+"She is _not_," snapped Kate.
+
+"Then why did you hit her?" demanded Jimmie. "If she ain't your wife
+what did you want to hit her for? An' anyway, she'd ought to be. That's
+all I got to say."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The same idea occurred to Mr. and Mrs. Hawley, crouched guiltily against
+their door to hear their victims pass, for their amazed ears caught
+these words--the first were Kate's:
+
+"You must let me give you some of my lotion."
+
+And then came Mead's:
+
+"I shall be _most_ grateful. It must be hot stuff. You know you're
+hardly disfigured at all."
+
+"The saints forgive him," Patty gurgled.
+
+Later on in the darkness, Jimmie's idea visited Mead and was received
+with some cordiality. And at some time later still, it must have been
+presented to Miss Perry, for the misanthropic Mead--no longer
+misanthropic--now boasts a massive and handsome wife whom he calls his
+Little Kitty. But the idea was originally Jimmie's.
+
+
+
+
+THE CHRISTMAS GUEST
+
+
+On the day before Christmas eve John Sedyard closed his desk, dismissed
+his two clerks and his stenographer two hours earlier than usual, and
+set out in quest of adventure and a present for his sister Edith. John
+Sedyard had a habit of succeeding in all he set forth to do but the
+complete and surprising success which attended him in this quest was a
+notch above even his high average.
+
+Earlier in the month, his stenographer had secured the annual pledges of
+his affection for all the relatives, friends and dependants to whom he
+was in the habit of giving presents: all except his mother, his
+unmarried sister, Edith, who still lived at home, and his fiancee, Mary
+Van Plank. The gifts for these three, he had decided, must be of his
+own choice and purchase. He had provided for his mother and for Mary
+earlier in the week. Neither excitement nor adventure had attended upon
+the purchase of their gifts. Something for the house or the table was
+always the trick for elderly ladies who presided over large
+establishments and gave their whole souls to the managing of them. He
+bought for his mother a set of colonial silver candlesticks. For Mary,
+he bought a comb of gold--all gold, like her own lovely hair. The dark
+tortoise shell of the one she wore always seemed an incongruous note in
+her fair crown. But Edith was as yet unpresented, and it was on her
+account that Mr. Sedyard deserted his office and delighted his
+subordinates at three o'clock in the afternoon.
+
+Edith was much more difficult than the other two had been. She was
+strong-minded, much given to churchwork and committees. Neither the
+home, as represented by the candlesticks, nor self-adornment as
+typified by the golden comb could be expected to appeal to her
+communistic, altruistic nature. And Sedyard, having experienced two
+inspirations, could think of nothing but combs and candlesticks. So he
+threw himself into the current, which swept along Broadway, trusting
+that some accident would suggest a suitable offering. Meanwhile, he
+revelled in the crowd, good-humored, holiday-making, holly-decked, which
+carried him uptown, past Wanamaker's and Grace Church, swirled him
+across old "dead man's curve," and down the Fourteenth Street side of
+Union Square. Here the shops were smaller, not so overwhelming, and here
+he was stopped by seeing a red auction flag. Looking in over the heads
+of the assembled crowd, he saw that the auctioneer was holding up a
+feather-crowned hat and addressing his audience after the manner of his
+kind:
+
+"Buy a hat for your wife. A waste-paper basket by night and a hat by
+day. Genuine ostrich feathers growing on it. Becoming to all styles of
+feminine beauty. What am I bid on this sure tickler of the feminine
+palate? Three dollars? Why, ladies and gents, the dooty on it alone was
+twelve. It's a Paris hat, ladies. Your sister, your mother, your maiden
+aunt--"
+
+Sedyard hearkened, but absently, to the fellow's words, but his problem
+was solved. He would buy Edith something to look pretty in. She was a
+pretty girl and in danger of forgetting it. And she had been decent,
+John reflected, awfully decent about Mary. He knew that the _entente
+cordiale_ which existed between Mary and his mother was largely due to
+Edith, and he knew, too, that Edith, an authority on modern-housing and
+model-living, surely but silently disapproved of Mary's living alone in
+a three-roomed studio and devoting her days to painting, when there was
+so much rescue work to be done in the world.
+
+"I get my uplift," Mary would explain when Edith urged these things upon
+her, "from the elevator. Living on the eighth floor, dear, I cannot but
+help seeing the world from a very different angle."
+
+Yes, John reflected as he chuckled in retrospect over such
+conversations, Edith had certainly been awfully decent.
+
+During these meditations several articles of feminine apparel had come
+and gone under the hammer. The crowd had decreased somewhat and his
+position now commanded a clear view of the auctioneer's platform, and he
+realized that the fierce light of the arc lamps beat down upon as
+charming a costume as he had seen for many a day. All of corn-flower
+blue it was, a chiffon gown, a big chiffon muff and a plumed hat. Oh! if
+he had been allowed to do such shopping for Mary! how quickly he would
+have entered into the lists of bidders! Mary's eyes were just that
+heavenly shade of blue, but Mary's pride was as great as her poverty,
+and the time when he could shower his now useless wealth upon her was
+not yet. And then his loyal memory told him that Edith was blue-eyed
+like all the Sedyards and he knew that his sister's Christmas gifts
+stood before him. He failed, however, to discern in the bland presence
+of the lay figure, upon which they were disposed to such advantage, the
+companion of one of the most varied adventures in his long career.
+
+The chiffon finery was rather too much for the Fourteenth Street
+audience. The bidding languished. The auctioneer's pleadings fell upon
+deaf ears. In vain his assistant, a deft-fingered man with a beard,
+twirled the waxen-faced figure to show the "semi-princesse back" and the
+"near-Empire front." Corn-blue chiffon and panne velvet are not much
+worn in Fourteenth Street. The auctioneer grew desperate. "Twenty-five
+dollars," he repeated with such scorn that the timid woman who had made
+the bid wished herself at home and in bed. "_Twenty-five_ dollars!"
+
+"Throw in the girl, why don't you?" suggested a facetious youth, chiefly
+remarkable for a nose, a necktie and a diamond ring. "She's a peach all
+right, all right. She's got a smile that won't come off."
+
+"All right, I'll throw her in," cried the desperate auctioneer. "What am
+I bid for this here afternoon costume complete with lady."
+
+"Twenty-seven fifty," said a woman whom three years of banting would
+still have left too fat to get into it.
+
+"Twenty-eight," whispered the first bidder.
+
+"Thirty," said John Sedyard.
+
+There was some other desultory bidding but in a few moments Sedyard
+found himself minus fifty-four dollars and plus a chiffon gown and
+muff, a hat all drooping plumes and a graceful female form,
+golden-haired, bewitching, with a smile sweetly blended of surprise,
+incipient idiocy and allure.
+
+"She's a queen all right, all right," the sophisticated youth cheered
+him. "Git onto them lovely wax-like hands. Say, you know honest, on the
+level, she's worth the whole price of admission."
+
+John, still chaperoned by this sagacious and helpful youth, made his way
+to the clerk's desk and proceeded to give his name and address and
+request that his purchases should be delivered in the morning.
+
+"Deliver nothin'," said the clerk pleasantly. "Do you suppose we'd 'a
+let you have the goods at that price if we could 'a stored 'em
+overnight? Our lease is up," he continued consulting his Ingersoll
+watch, "in just fifteen minutes. In a quarter of an hour we hand over
+the keys and what's left of the fixtures to the landlord. He's let the
+store for to-morrow to a Christmas-tree ornaments merchant."
+
+"Then I suppose I'll have to get an expressman. Where is the nearest, do
+you know?"
+
+"Expressman!" exclaimed the sharp youth. "Well, I guess the nearest
+would be about Three Hundred and Fifty-second Street and _then_ he'd
+have a load and a jag. No, sir, it's the faithful cab for yours. There's
+a row of cabs just on the edge of the square. I could go over and get
+you a hansom."
+
+"Thank you," said John, "I wish you would." But a glance at his
+languishing companion made him add, "I guess you had better make it a
+four-wheeler. Hansom-riding would be pretty cold for a lady without a
+coat."
+
+"All right," said the sharp youth. "You bring her out on the sidewalk
+and I'll get the hurry-up wagon. Say!" he halted to suggest, "you know
+what you'll look like, don't you?--riding around with that smile. When
+the lights flush you, you'll look just like a bridal party from
+Hoboken."
+
+Leaving this word of comfort behind him, he proceeded to imperil his
+life among trolley cars and traffic, while John engaged the lady and
+urged her to motion.
+
+He discovered that, supported at the waistline, she could be wheeled
+very nicely. He forced the muff over her upraised right hand, so that it
+somewhat concealed her face, and through an aisle respectfully cleared
+by the onlookers he led her to the open air. There he propped her
+against the show-window and turned in search of the cab and his new
+friend. In doing so he came face to face with an old one.
+
+"Why, hello John!" said Frederick Trevor, a man who had an office in his
+building and an interest in his sister. "Who would have thought of
+meeting you here?"
+
+"Or you," retorted John. "But since you are here, you can help me in a
+little difficulty."
+
+"Not now, old chap," said Frederick, "I'm in a bit of a hurry. See you
+about it to-morrow. Well, so long. Don't let me keep you from your
+friend."
+
+"Friend!" stormed John and then following the directions of Trevor's
+eyes, he descried a blue-clad, golden-haired young lady lolling against
+the window, trying with a giant chiffon muff to smother a fit of
+hilarious laughter. One arched and smiling eye showed above the muff and
+the whole figure was instinct with Bacchanalian mirth. "Why that's," he
+began to explain, but young Trevor had vanished into the crowd.
+
+Presently the cab with the smart youth inside drew up to the curb and
+Sedyard, with a new self-consciousness, put his arm around the blue
+figure and trundled her across the sidewalk. The cabman threw his rug
+across his horse's quarters and lumbered down to assist at the
+embarkation of so fair a passenger. The smart youth held the door
+encouragingly open and John proceeded, with much more strength than he
+had expected to use, to heave the passenger aboard.
+
+Even these preliminaries had attracted the nucleus of a crowd and the
+smart youth grew restive.
+
+"Aw, say Maudie," he urged when the lady stuck rigid catty-cornerwise
+across the cab with her blue feathers pressed against the roof in one
+corner, and her bird-cage skirt arrangement protruding beyond the
+door-sill. "Aw, say Maudie, set down, why don't you, and take your
+Trilbys in. This gent is going to take you carriage riding."
+
+"What's the matter with her anyway," demanded the cabman. "Don't she
+know how to set in a carriage?"
+
+"No, she doesn't, she's only a wax figure," said John, "but I bought
+her and now I'm determined to take her home. She'd better go up on the
+box with you."
+
+"What! her?" demanded the outraged Jehu. "Say, what do you take me for
+anyway? Do you suppose I ain't got no friends just 'cause I drive a cab?
+Why! I wouldn't drive up Broadway with them goo-goo eyes settin' beside
+me, not for nothing you could offer, I wouldn't."
+
+By this time the crowd had reached very respectable proportions although
+there was nothing to see except the end of a blue gown hanging out of
+the cab's open door. The sharp youth, the cabman and John took turns in
+trying to adjust the lady to her environment. The rigidity and fragility
+of her arms and head made this very difficult, and presently there
+rolled upon the scene a policeman, large, Irish and chivalrous. It took
+Patrolman McDonogh but a second, but one glance at the tableaux and one
+whisper from the crowd to understand that a kidnapping atrocity was in
+progress.
+
+With wrath in his eye, he shouldered aside Sedyard and the cabman,
+grabbed the smart youth, whose turn at persuasion was then on, and threw
+him into the face of the crowd.
+
+"Oh! but you're the villyans," he admonished them, and then addressed
+the captive maid in reassuring tones.
+
+"You're all right, Miss, now. You're no longer defenceless in this
+wicked city. The arrum of the law is around you," he cried, encircling
+her waist with that substantial member. "You're safe at last, come here
+to me out of that."
+
+"Oh! noble, noble man," cried an emotional woman in the crowd. "If all
+officers were like you!"
+
+Heartened by these words the noble, noble man exerted the arm of the
+law and plucked the maiden out of the cab amid great excitement and
+applause. But above the general murmur the shrill voice of the sharp
+youth rent the air:
+
+"Fathead," he cried, "you've broke her neck. Can't you see how her
+head's goin' round and round?"
+
+[Illustration: THE CHANGELESS SMILE AND THE DROOPING PLUMES MADE THREE
+COMPLETE REVOLUTIONS AND NESTLED CONFIDINGLY UPON THE SHOULDER OF THE
+LAW. Page 129.]
+
+At this the emotional woman dropped to the sidewalk. "Lady fainted here,
+officer," cried a gentleman. But the noble, noble officer had no time
+for faints, and the lady was obliged to revive with only the assistance
+of the cold stones and curiosity.
+
+For the shrill voice had spoken truth. Something had given away in
+Maudie's mysterious anatomy; the fair head, the changeless smile and the
+drooping plumes made three complete revolutions and nestled confidingly
+upon the shoulder of the Law.
+
+"Here, none o' that," yelled Patrolman McDonogh quite reversing his
+earlier diagnosis of the situation. "None of your flim-flams, if you
+please. You go quiet and paceable with this gentleman. A little ride in
+the air is what you need."
+
+"That's right, officer," Sedyard interrupted. "That's how to talk to
+her. I can't do a thing with her."
+
+"Brute!" cried the emotional woman now happily restored. "It's officers
+like him that disgraces the force."
+
+Patrolman McDonogh turned to identify this blasphemer and Maudie's head,
+deprived of its support, made another revolution and then dropped coyly
+to her left shoulder. She looked so unspeakable in that attitude that
+the cabman felt called upon to offer a little professional advice:
+
+"She needs a checkrein," he declared, "an' she needs it bad," a remark
+which so incensed Patrolman McDonogh that Sedyard decided to explain:
+
+"Just disperse those people, will you," said he, "I want to talk to you."
+
+The sharp youth relieved the officer of law of his fair burden and
+posed her in a natural attitude of waiting beside the cab. McDonogh
+cleared the sidewalk and hearkened to Sedyard's tale.
+
+"So you see," said John in conclusion, "what I'm up against. I really
+didn't want the dummy when I bought it and you can bet I'm tired of it
+now. What I wanted was the clothes, and I guess the thing for me to do
+is just to take them in the cab and leave the figure here."
+
+"What!" thundered McDonogh. "You're going to leave a dummy without her
+clothes here on my beat? Not if I see ye first, ye ain't, and if ye try
+it on I'll run ye in."
+
+"Say! I'll tell you what you want," piped up the still buoyant, smart
+youth. "You need one of them open taxicabs.
+
+"He needs a hearse," corrected the disgruntled cabman. "Somethin' she
+can lay down in comfortable an' take in the sights through the windows."
+
+"Now, he needs a taxi. He can leave her stand in the back all right,
+but I guess," he warned John, "you'll have to sit in with her and hold
+her head on."
+
+And thus it was that Maudie left the scene. She left, too, the smart
+youth, the cabman and the noble, noble officer. And as the taxi bumped
+over the trolley tracks she, despite all Sedyard's efforts, turned her
+head and smiled out at them straight over her near-princesse back.
+
+"Gee!" said the smart youth, "ain't she the friendliest bunch of
+calico."
+
+"This case," said the noble Patrolman McDonogh with unpunctual
+inspiration, "had ought to be looked into by rights."
+
+"Chauffeur," said John Sedyard to the shadowy form before him, "just
+pick out the darkest streets, will you?"
+
+"Yes, sir," answered the chauffeur looking up into the bland smile and
+the outstretched hand above him. "I'll make it if I can but if we get
+stopped, don't blame me."
+
+A year later, or so it seemed to John Sedyard, the taxicab, panting with
+indignation at the insults and interferences to which it had been
+subjected, turned into Sedyard's eminently respectable block and drew up
+before his eminently handsome house.
+
+He paid and propitiated the chauffeur, took his lovely burden in his
+arms and staggered up the steps with the half regretful feeling of one
+who steps out of the country of adventure back to prosaic things. He
+found his latchkey, opened his door and drew Maudie into the hall. And
+on the landing half-way up the stairs stood his sister Edith, evidently
+the bearer of some pleasant tidings.
+
+Maudie's smile flashed up at her from John's shoulder. Edith stared,
+stiffened, and retraced her steps. John wheeled the figure into the
+reception-room and thus addressed it:
+
+"Listen to me, you dumbhead. You may think this adventure is over.
+Well, so did I, but I tell you now it's only just beginning. If you are
+not mighty careful you will be wrecking a home. So keep your mouth
+shut," he charged her, "and do nothing till you hear from me!"
+
+Maudie smiled archly, coyly, confidentially, and he went upstairs.
+
+In the sitting-room, he found gathered together his mother, his sister
+and Dick Van Plank, Mary's young brother and a student at Columbia. John
+was supported through Edith's first remark and the look with which she
+accompanied it by the memory of her goodness to Mary and by the
+anticipation of the fun which Maudie might be made to provide.
+
+"I wish to say, John," she began, before any one else had time to speak,
+"that I've said _nothing_ to mother or Dick, and I think it would be
+better if you didn't. I can attend to the case if you leave it to me."
+
+"Like you," said John shortly. "Who told you she is a 'case.' Mother,"
+he went on addressing that gentle knitter by the fire, "I want you to
+come downstairs."
+
+"She shall do nothing of the kind!" cried Edith, and as Mrs. Sedyard
+looked interrogatively from one to another of her children, her daughter
+swept on. "John must be crazy, I saw him come in with a--a person--who
+never ought to be in a house like this."
+
+"I'd like to know why not?" stormed John. "You don't know a thing about
+her. _I_ don't know much for that matter, but when I came across her
+down on Union Square, just turned out of a shop where she had been
+working, mother, I made up my mind that I would bring her right straight
+home, and that Edith would be decent to her. You can see that Edith does
+not intend to be."
+
+"But my dear boy," faltered Mrs. Sedyard, "was not that a very reckless
+thing to do? I know of an institution where you could send her."
+
+"Oh! yes, yes," said John. "And I suppose I might have handed her over
+to a policeman," he added, thinking of his attempt in this direction,
+"but I didn't. The sight of her so gentle and uncomplaining in that
+awful situation at this time of general rejoicing was too much for me."
+
+He felt this to be so fine a flight and its effect upon Dick was so
+remarkable, that he went on in a voice, as his mother always remembered,
+"that positively trembled at times."
+
+"How was I, a man strong and well-dowered, to pass heartlessly by like
+the Good Samaritan--"
+
+"There's something wrong with that," Dick interposed.
+
+But John was not to be deflected. "What, mother, would you have thought
+of your son if he left that beautiful figure--for she is beautiful--"
+
+"You don't say," said Dick.
+
+"To be buffeted by the waves of 'dead man's curve?'"
+
+"Oh, how awful!" murmured the old lady. "How _perfectly_ dreadful."
+
+It was at this point that Dick Van Plank unostentatiously left the room.
+
+"But I didn't do it, mother," cried John, thumping his chest and anxious
+to make his full effect before the return of an enlightened and possibly
+enlightening Dick. "No, I thought of this big house, with only us three
+in it, and I said 'I'll bring her home.' Edith will love her. Edith will
+give her friendship, advice, guidance. She will even give her something
+to wear instead of the unsuitable things she has on. And what do I
+find?" He paused and looked around dramatically and warningly as Dick,
+with a beautified grin, returned. "Does Edith open her heart to her?
+No. Does Edith open her arms to her? No. All that Edith opens to her is
+the door which leads--who can tell where, whither?"
+
+"I can tell," said Dick, "it leads right straight to my little diggings.
+If Edith throws her out, I'll take her in."
+
+"Oh, noble, noble man," ejaculated John remembering the emotional woman,
+"but ah! that must not be. I took her hand in mine--by the way, did I
+tell you, she has beautiful little hands, not at all what I should have
+expected."
+
+"You did not," said Dick. "And now that'll be about all from you. You're
+just about through."
+
+"My opinion is," said Edith darkly, "that you are both either crazy or
+worse."
+
+"Go down and see her for yourself," urged Dick, "so quiet, so
+reserved--hush! hark! she's coming up. Now be nice to her whatever you
+feel! I'll be taking her away in a minute or two."
+
+But it was Mary Van Plank who came in. Mary, all blooming and glowing
+from the cold.
+
+"Who's that in the reception-room?" she asked when the greetings were
+over and she was warming her slender hands before the fire. "She's the
+prettiest dear. She was standing at the window and she smiled so sweetly
+at me as I came up the steps."
+
+John looked at Dick.
+
+"Yes," admitted that unabashed delinquent, "I left her at the window
+when I came up."
+
+"Alas! poor child," sighed John, looking out into the night. "She'll be
+there soon."
+
+"What is she going out for at this time?" Mary demanded. "I quite
+thought that she, too, had come to dinner. Who is she, Mrs. Sedyard?"
+
+Upon her mother's helpless silence, Edith broke in with the story as
+she felt she knew it. Union Square, the discharged shopgirl, John's
+quixotic conduct. And John watched Mary with a lover's eye. He had not
+intended that she should be involved. A moment of her displeasure, even
+upon mistaken grounds, was no part of his idea of a joke.
+
+But there was no displeasure in Mary's lovely face.
+
+"Why, of course, he brought her home," she echoed Edith's indignant
+peroration. "What else could he do?"
+
+"Well, for one thing he could have taken her to the Margaret Louise
+Home, that branch of the Y.W.C.A., on Sixteenth Street, only a few
+blocks from where he found her."
+
+"Oh! Edith," Mary remonstrated. "The Maggie Lou! And you know they would
+not admit her. Who would take a friendless girl to any sort of an
+institution at this season? John couldn't have done it! I think he's an
+old dear to bring her right straight home. Let's go down and talk to
+her. She must be wondering why we all leave her so long alone."
+
+"No, you don't," said Dick. "Edith didn't tell you the whole story. The
+girl," and he drew himself up to a dignity based on John's, "is under
+_my_ protection."
+
+"Your protection!" repeated his amazed sister.
+
+"Precisely. _My_ protection. Edith declines to receive this helpless
+child. Therefore, I have offered her the shelter of my roof."
+
+"His roof," explained Mary to Mrs. Sedyard, "is the floor of the hall
+bedroom above his. It measures about nine by six. So the thing to do,
+since of course, Dick is only talking nonsense, is to let me take the
+girl around to the studio until John and I can plan an uninstitutional
+future for her."
+
+"You may do just as you please," said Edith coldly. "I have given my
+opinion as to what should be done with her. It has been considered, by
+persons more experienced than you, the opinion of an expert. Girls of
+her history and standards are not desirable inmates for well-ordered
+homes. I shall have nothing to do with her."
+
+"How about it, Mary?" asked her brother. "Are you willing to risk her in
+the high-art atmosphere of the studio?"
+
+"I'm glad to," Mary answered. "It's not often that one gets a chance of
+being a little useful, and doesn't the Christmas Carol say, 'Good will
+to men.' I'm going down to see her now."
+
+"You're a darling," cried John. "True blue right through. Now, we'll all
+go down and arrange the transfer. But, first, I want to give Edith one
+more chance. Do you finally and unreservedly--"
+
+"I do," said Edith promptly.
+
+"And you, Mary, are you sure of yourself? Suppose that, when you see
+her, you change your mind?"
+
+"I've given my word,", she answered. "I promise to take her."
+
+"That's all I want," said John.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"How could you, John? How could you?" sobbed Edith. "How could you tell
+us--?"
+
+"I told you nothing but the absolute truth. I meant her to be your
+Christmas present, but you have resigned her 'with all her works and all
+her pomps' to Mary."
+
+"Ah! but if I refuse to take her from Edith?" Mary suggested.
+
+"Then I get her," answered Dick blithely, "and she'd be safer with me. I
+know what you two girls are thinking of. You are going to borrow her
+clothes and make a Cinderella of her. They are what you care about. But
+I love her for herself, her useless hands, her golden hair, her lovely
+smile--well, no, I guess we'll cut out the smile," he corrected when
+Maudie, agitated by the appraising hands of the two girls, swung her
+head completely round and beamed impartially upon the whole assembly.
+"It don't look just sincere to me."
+
+But there was no insincerity about Maudie. She was just as
+sweet-tempered as she looked. Uncomplainingly, she allowed herself to be
+despoiled of her finery and wrapped in a sheet while Mary wriggled
+ecstatically in the heavenly blue dress, pinned the plumed hat on her
+own bright head and threw the muff into a corner of the darkened
+drawing-room when she found that it interfered with the free expression
+of her gratitude to John.
+
+And some months later when the trousseau was in progress, the once
+despised Christmas guest, now a member in good-standing of Mary's
+household, did tireless service, smilingly, in the sewing-room.
+
+
+
+
+"WHO IS SYLVIA?"
+
+
+"Lemon, I think," said Miss Knowles, in defiance of the knowledge, born
+of many afternoons, that he preferred cream. She took a keen and
+mischievous pleasure in annoying this hot-tempered young man, and she
+generally succeeded. But to-day he was not to be diverted from the
+purpose which, at the very moment of his entrance, she had divined.
+
+"Nothing, thank you," he answered. "I'll not have any tea. I came in
+only for a moment to tell you that I'm going to be married."
+
+"Again?" she asked calmly, as though he had predicted a slight fall of
+snow. But her calm did not communicate itself to him.
+
+"Again?" he repeated hotly. "What do you mean by 'again?'"
+
+"Now, Jimmie," she remonstrated, as she settled herself more
+comfortably among her pillows and centered all her apparent attention
+upon a fragile cup and a small but troublesome sandwich, "don't be
+savage. I only mean that you always tell me so when you find an
+opportunity. That you even manufacture opportunities--some of them out
+of most unlikely material. A chance meeting in a cross-town car; an
+especially _forte_ place in an opera; the moment when a bishop is saying
+grace or a host telling his favorite story. And yet you expect me to be
+surprised to hear it now! Here in my own deserted drawing-room with the
+fire lighted and the lamps turned low. You forget that one is allowed to
+remember."
+
+"You allow yourself to forget when you choose and to remember when you
+wish: You are--"
+
+"And to whom are you going to be married? To the same girl? Do you
+know, I think she is not worthy of you?"
+
+"She is not," he acquiesced, and she, for a passing moment, seemed
+disconcerted. "Yet she is," he continued, cheered by this slight
+triumph, "the most persistent, industrious and deserving of all the
+young persons who, attracted by my great position and vast wealth, are
+pressing themselves or being pressed by designing relatives upon my
+notice."
+
+His hostess laughed softly.
+
+"Make allowances for them," she pleaded. "You know very few men can
+rival your advantages. The sixth son of a retired yet respectable stock
+broker, and an income of four thousand a year derived from a small but
+increasing--shall we say increasing--?"
+
+"Diminishing; incredible as it may seem, diminishing."
+
+"From a small but diminishing law practice. And with these you must
+mention your greatest charm."
+
+"Which is?"
+
+"Your humility, your modesty, your lack of self-assertiveness. Do you
+think she recognizes that? It is so difficult to fully appreciate your
+humility."
+
+Jimmie grinned. "She's up to it," said he. "She knows all about it.
+She's as clever, as keen, as clear-sighted."
+
+"Is she, perhaps, pleasing to the eye?" asked Miss Knowles idly. "Clever
+women are often so--well, so--"
+
+Jimmie gazed at her across the little tea-table. He filled his eyes with
+her. And, since his heart was in his eyes, he filled that, too. After a
+moment he made solemn answer:
+
+"She is the most beautiful woman God ever made."
+
+"Ah, now," said Miss Knowles, returning her cup to its fellows and
+turning her face, and her mind, more entirely to him, "now we grow
+interesting. Describe her to me."
+
+"Again?" Jimmie plagiarized.
+
+"Yes, again. Tell me, what is she like?"
+
+"She is like," he began so deliberately that his hostess, leaning
+forward, hung upon his words, "she is exactly like--nothing." The
+hostess sat back. "There was never anything in the least like her. To
+begin with, she is fair and young and slim. She is tall enough, and
+small enough and her eyes are gray and black and blue."
+
+"She sounds disreputable, your paragon."
+
+"And her eyes," he insisted, "are gray in the sunlight, blue in the
+lamplight, and black by the light of the moon."
+
+"And in the firelight?"
+
+He rose to kick the logs into a greater brightness; and when he had
+studied her glowing face until it glowed even more brightly, he
+answered:
+
+"In the firelight they are--wonderful. She has--did I tell you?--the
+whitest and smallest of teeth."
+
+"They're so much worn this year," she laughed, and wondered the while
+what evil instinct tempted her to play this dangerous game; why she
+could not refrain from peering into the deeper places of his nature to
+see if her image were still there and still supreme? Why should she,
+almost involuntarily, work to create and foster an emotion upon which
+she set no store, which indeed, only amused her in its milder
+manifestations and frightened her when it grew intense? He showed
+symptoms of unwelcome seriousness now, but she would have none of it.
+
+"Go on," she urged. "Unless you give her a few more features she will be
+like little Red Riding Hood's grandmother."
+
+"And she has," he proceeded obediently, "eyebrows and eyelashes--"
+
+"One might have guessed them."
+
+"--beyond the common, long and dark and soft. The rest of her face is
+the only possible setting for her eyes. It is perfection."
+
+"And is she gentle, womanly, tender? Is she, I so often wonder, good
+enough to you?"
+
+"She treats me hundreds of times better than I deserve."
+
+"Doesn't she rather swindle you? Doesn't she let you squander your
+time?"--she glanced at the clock--"your substance?"--she bent to lay her
+cheek against the violets at her breast--"your affection upon her--?"
+
+"And how could she be kinder? And when I marry her--"
+
+"And _if_," Miss Knowles amended.
+
+"There's no question about it," he retorted. "She knows that I shall
+marry her." Miss Knowles looked unconvinced. "She knows that she will
+marry me." Miss Knowles looked rebellious. "She knows that I shall never
+marry anyone else." Miss Knowles took that apparently for granted.
+
+"Dear boy!" said she.
+
+"That I have waited seven years for her."
+
+"Poor boy!" said she.
+
+"That I shall wait seven more for her."
+
+"Silly boy!" said she.
+
+"And so I stopped this afternoon to tell her that I'm coming home to
+marry her in two or three months."
+
+"Coming home?" she questioned with not much interest. "Where are you
+going?"
+
+"To Japan on a little business trip. One of the big houses wants to get
+some papers and testimony and that sort of thing out of a man who is
+living in a backwoods village there for his health--and his liberty.
+None of their own men can afford time to go. And I got the chance, a
+very good one for me--but I tire you."
+
+"No; oh, no," said Miss Knowles politely. "You are very interesting."
+
+"Then you shouldn't fidget and yawn. You lay yourself open to
+misinterpretation. To continue: a very great chance for me. The firm is
+a big firm, the case is a big case, and it will be a great thing for me
+to be heard of in connection with it."
+
+"Some nasty scandal, of course."
+
+"Not exactly. It is the Drewitt case. I wonder if you heard anything
+about it."
+
+"For three months after the thing happened," she assured him with a
+flattering accession of interest, "I heard nothing about anything else.
+Poor, dear father knew him, to his cost, you know. I heard that there
+was to be a new investigation and another attempt at a settlement. And
+now you're going to interview the man! And you're going to Japan! Oh,
+the colossal luck of some people! You will write to me--won't you?--as
+soon as you see him, and tell me all about him. How he looks, what he
+says, how he justifies himself. O Jimmie, dear Jimmie, you will surely
+write to me?"
+
+"Naturally," said Jimmie, and his thin, young face looked happier than
+it had at any other time since the beginning of this conversation;
+happier than it had in many preceding conversations with this very
+unsatisfying but charming interlocutor. "I always do. Sometimes when
+your mood has been particularly, well, unreceptive, I have thought of
+going away so that I might write to you. Perhaps I could write more
+convincingly than I can talk." A cheering condition of things for a
+lawyer, he reflected.
+
+"But this is a different and much more particular thing," she insisted
+with a cruelty of which her interest made her unconscious. "I have a
+sort of a right to know on account of poor, dear father. I shall make a
+list of questions and you will answer them fully, won't you? Then I
+shall be the only woman in New York to know the true inwardness of the
+Drewitt affair. When do you start?"
+
+"To-morrow morning. I shall be away for perhaps three months, and then,"
+doggedly, "then I'm coming home to be married. I came in to tell you."
+
+"And if I don't quite believe you?"
+
+"I shall postpone the ceremony. Shall we say indefinitely, some time in
+the summer?"
+
+"Not even then. Never, I think. That troublesome girl is beginning--she
+feels that she ought to tell you--"
+
+"That there is another 'another'?"
+
+"Yes, I fear so."
+
+"Who will be in town for the next three months?"
+
+"Again, I fear so."
+
+"Then that's all right," said the optimistic Jimmie. "There never was a
+man--save one, oh, lady mine--who could, for three months, avoid boring
+you. When he holds forth upon every subject under the sun and stars you
+will think longingly of me and of the endless variety of my one topic,
+'I'm going to marry you.'"
+
+"But if he should make it his?"
+
+"I defy him to do it. There is no guise in which he could clothe the
+idea which would not remind you instantly of me. If he should be
+poetical: well, so was I when we were twenty-one. If he should give you
+gifts of great price: well, so did I in those Halcyon days when I had an
+allowance from my Governor and toiled not. If his is an outdoor wooing,
+you will inevitably remember that I taught you to ride, to skate, to
+drive, and to play golf. If he should attack you musically, you will be
+surprised at the number of operas we've heard together and of duets
+we've sung together. And so, in the words of my friend, fellow-sufferer,
+and name-sake, Mr. Yellowplush, 'You'll still remember Jeames.'"
+
+"That's nonsense!" cried Miss Knowles. "I've tried to be fond of you--I
+_am_ fond of you and accustomed to you. The fatal point is that I am
+accustomed to you. You say you never bore me. Well, you don't. And that
+other men do. Well, you're right. But people don't marry people simply
+because they don't bore each other."
+
+"Your meaning is clearer than your words and much more correct. This
+really essential consideration is, alas, frequently not considered."
+
+"People should marry," said Miss Knowles with a sort of consecrated
+earnestness--the most deadly of all the practiced phases of her
+coquetry--"for love. Now, I'm not in love with you. If I were, the very
+idea of your going away would make me miserable. And do I seem
+miserable? Am I lovelorn? Look at me carefully and tell the truth."
+
+Jimmie obeyed, and the contemplation of his hostess seemed to depress him.
+
+"No," he agreed gloomily, "you seem to bear up. No one, looking at your
+face, could guess that your heart was in--was in--" Jimmie halted,
+vainly searching for the poetical word. Miss Knowles supplied it.
+
+"In torn and bleeding fragments," she supplemented. "No, Jimmie, I'm
+sorry. You've laid siege to it in every known way, and yet there's not a
+feather out of it."
+
+"There are two ways," Jimmie pondered audibly, "in which I have not
+wooed you. One is _a la_ cave dweller. I might knock you on the head
+with a knobby club and drag you to my lair. But since my lair is some
+blocks away, and since those blocks are studded with the interested
+public and the uninterested police, the cave dweller's method will not
+serve. There remains one other. I stand before you, so; I take your
+hand, so; I may even have to kiss it, so. And I say: 'Dear one, I want
+you. Every hour of my life I want you. I want you to take care of, to
+work for, to be proud of. I want you to let me teach you what life
+means. I want you for my dearest friend, for my everlasting sweetheart,
+for my wife.' And when I've said it, I kiss your hand, so; gently, once
+again, and wait for your answer."
+
+"Dear boy," said she with an unsteady little laugh, for--as always--she
+shrank from his earnestness after she had deliberately roused it, "I
+wish you wouldn't talk like that. You make me feel so shallow-pated and
+so small. I don't want to talk about life and knowledge and love. And I
+don't want any husband at all. What makes you so tragic this afternoon?
+You're spoiling our last hour together. Come, be reasonable. Tell me
+what you think of Drewitt. Why do you suppose he did it? Did his wife
+and daughter know?"
+
+"You're quite sure about the other thing?"
+
+"Unalterably sure. And, Jimmie, dear old Jimmie, there are two things I
+want you to do for me. The first is, to abandon forever and forever this
+'one topic' of which, you are so proud. Will you?"
+
+"I will not," said Jimmie.
+
+"And the second is: to fall in love with a girl on the boat. There is
+always a girl on a boat. Will you?"
+
+"I will," said Jimmie promptly. "It would be just what you deserve."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Miss Knowles bore the absence of her most persistent and accustomed
+suitor with a fortitude not predicted by that self-confident young man.
+She danced and drove, lunched and dined, rode and flirted with
+undiminished zest, bringing, each day, new energy and determination to
+the task of enjoying herself.
+
+The enjoyment of her neighbors seemed less important. She preferred that
+her part in the cotillion should be observed by a frieze of unculled
+wall-flowers. A drive was always pleasanter if it were preceded by a
+skirmish with her mother in which Miss Knowles should come off
+victorious with the victoria, while Mrs. Knowles accepted the _coup de
+grace_ and the coupe. A flirtation--if her languid, seeming innocent
+monopoly of a man's time and thoughts could be called by so gross a
+name--was more satisfying if it implied the breaking of vows and hearts
+and the mad jealousy of some less gifted sister; if it had, like a
+Russian folk song, a sob and a wail running through it.
+
+Jimmie had never approved of these amusements and had never hesitated to
+express his opinion of them in terms which were intelligible even to her
+vanity. From the days when they had played together in the park she had
+dreaded his honesty and feared his judgments. "You're such a poacher,
+Sylvia," he told her once, "such an inveterate, diabolical Fly-by-Night,
+Will-o'-the-Wisp poacher. I sometimes think you'd condescend to take a
+shot at me if you didn't know that I'm fair game. But you like to kill
+two birds with one stone; smash two hearts with one smile."
+
+During the weeks immediately following the departure of her mentor she
+devoted herself whole-heartedly to her favorite form of sport. Besides
+her unscrupulousness she was armed with her grandfather's name, the
+riches of her dead father, her own beauty, and a mind capable of much
+better things. And, since Jimmie's presence would have seriously
+interfered with the pleasures of the chase, she was rather glad than
+otherwise that he was not there to see--and comment.
+
+Her mother bore his absence with a like stoicism. That astute matron had
+long and silently deprecated the regularity with which her Louis Quinze
+had groaned beneath one hundred and eighty pounds of ineligibility, the
+frequency with which a tall troup horse of spectacular gait and
+snortings could be descried beside her daughter's English hunter in the
+park, the strange chain of coincidence by which at theater, house party,
+dinner, or even church, Jimmie smiling and unabashed, would find his
+way to her daughter's side and monopolize her daughter's attention.
+
+In the excitement of the first stages of one of her expeditions into
+another's territory, Jimmie's first letter arrived. It was mailed at
+Honolulu, and consisted obediently of the cryptic statement: "There is
+no girl on the boat. She is a widow, but lots of fun." And it changed
+the character of the invasion from a harmless survey of the land to a
+determined attack upon its fortresses. And so Gilbert Stevenson,
+millionaire dock owner, veteran of many seasons and more campaigns,
+found himself engaged to Miss Sylvia Knowles just when, after a long and
+careful courtship, he had decided to bestow his hand and name upon the
+daughter of the retired senior partner of his firm: "that dear little
+girl of old Marvin's," as he described the lady of his choice, "his only
+child and a good child, too." He bore his surprise and honors with a
+courteous pomposity. Miss Knowles bore the situation with restraint and
+decorum. But that "dear little girl of old Marvin's" could not bring
+herself to bear it at all and wept away her modest claims to prettiness
+and spirit in one desolate month.
+
+Like many a humbler poacher, Sylvia Knowles found an embarrassment in
+disposing of her victims after she had bagged them, and Mr. Gilbert
+Stevenson was peculiarly difficult in this regard. She did not want to
+keep him. In fact, the engagement upon which she was enduring
+congratulations had been as surprising to her as to her fiance. And the
+methodical manifestations of his regard contrasted wearyingly with the
+erratic events in another friendship in which nothing was to be counted
+upon except the unaccountable. So that when vanquished suitors withdrew
+discomfited and returned to renew an earlier allegiance or to swear a
+new one; when "that good child of old Marvin's" had withdrawn her
+pitiful little face and her disappointment into the remote fastness of
+settlement work; when her mother resigned all claims upon the victoria
+and loudly affirmed her preference for the brougham, then things in
+general--and Mr. Stevenson in particular--began to bore Miss Knowles,
+and she began to look forward, with an emotion which would have
+surprised her betrothed, to foreign mails and letters. She considerately
+spared Mr. Stevenson this disquieting intelligence, having found him in
+matters of honor and rectitude as archaic and as fastidious as Jimmie
+himself. "Has a nasty suspicious mind," she reflected, "and a nasty
+jealous disposition. I wonder if he will expect me to give up all my
+friends when I marry him."
+
+Yet even Mr. Stevenson could have found no cause for jealousy in the
+matter of the letters. He might have objected to their being written at
+all, but beyond that they were innocuous. For all the personality they
+contained they might have been transcripts of Jimmie's reports to his
+firm. He clung doggedly to his prescribed topics, and he could not have
+devised a surer method of arousing the curiosity and the interest of
+this spoiled young person. She spent hours, which should have been
+devoted to the contemplation of approaching bliss, in reading between
+the prosaic lines, in searching for sentiment in a catalogue of railway
+stations, for tenderness in description of eccentric _tables d'hote_.
+Finding no trace of his old gallantry in all the closely written pages,
+she attributed its absence to obedience and accepted it as the higher
+tribute to her power. She was forced to judge her lover's longing by the
+quantity rather than by the ardor of his words, and to detect the
+yearning of a true lover's heart through such effectual disguise as:
+
+"Drewitt is a fine old chap; as placid and as bright as this country
+and a great deal more so than anyone you'll see in the windows of the
+Union League Club. He received me so cordially that I felt awkward about
+introducing the object of my visit, but when I had admired everything in
+sight from the mountains in the distance to the rug I was sitting on, I
+finally faced the situation and did it.
+
+"'Dear me,' said he, 'are those directors still troubling themselves
+about their transaction with me?' I admitted apologetically that they
+were; that their books refused to close over the gap left by the
+vanishing of $50,000, and that he was earnestly requested to return to
+New York and to lend his acknowledged business acumen, etc., etc. He
+never turned a hair. Said they--and I--were very kind. Nothing could
+give him greater pleasure. But the ladies preferred Japan. Therefore he,
+etc., etc., etc. But he would be delighted to explain the matter fully
+to me; to supply me with all the figures and information I desired. (And
+that, of course, is as much as I am expected to bring back.) But he
+would have to postpone his return until--and you should have seen the
+whimsical, quizzical old eye of his--until the nations would agree upon
+new extradition treaties. Then, of course, etc., etc., etc. Meanwhile,
+as there was no immediate urgency about the matter, as he hoped that I
+would stay with them for as long a time as I cared to arrange, he would
+suggest that we should join Mrs. Drewitt in the garden. She would
+welcome news of our American friends. 'I need not ask you,' he added as
+we went out through the wall-like people in a dream or a fairy tale, to
+be discreet and casual in your conversation with the ladies. My daughter
+is away this week visiting an old friend of hers who is married to a
+missionary in a neighboring village. She knows the reason for our being
+here. My wife does not. It need not be discussed with either of them.'
+I should think not!
+
+"And there in the garden was Mrs. Drewitt, a fat little old lady in a
+flaming kimono and spectacles. She wears her hair as your Aunt Matilda
+does, stuck to her forehead in scrolls. 'Water curls,' I think, is the
+technical term. She was holding the head of a dejected marigold while a
+native propped it up with a stick. It seemed she remembered my mother,
+and we spent a delightful tea-time in a garden which was a part of the
+same dream as the phantom wall. Then the old gentleman led me off by
+myself and wanted to hear all about Broadway. Whether Oscar was still at
+the Waldorf. Whether Fields and Weber made 'a good thing of it' apart.
+Then the old lady led me off by myself and wanted to know who was now
+the pastor of the Brick Church, and what was Maude Adam's latest play,
+and whether skirts were worn long or short in the street.
+
+"'You see this dress,' she said, 'is not really made for a woman of my
+age. In fact, in this country all the bright and pretty colors are worn
+by the waitresses. Geishas they call them. But Mr. Drewitt always liked
+bright colors, and red is very becoming to me.' She was such a wistful,
+pathetic, and incongruous little figure that I said something about
+hoping that she would soon be in New York again. 'But,' she said, 'Mr.
+Drewitt cannot leave his work here. Didn't you know that he is stationed
+here to report the changes of the weather to Washington? It is very
+important, and we can't go home until he is recalled. And, besides,'"
+she went on with a half sob in her voice and a look in her eyes that
+made her seem as young as her own daughter, 'and, besides, I would much
+rather be here. In New York my husband was too busy. He had so many
+calls upon his time, so many people to meet, and so many places to go,
+that sometimes I hardly felt as though he belonged to me. But now for
+days and weeks at a time we are together. And he has no business
+worries. And his salary,' she brightened up to tell me, 'is almost as
+good here as it used to be in the Trust Company for _much_ harder work.'
+She's a sweet old thing--must have been quite a beauty once--and I wish
+you could see old Drewitt's manner with her--so courteous and
+affectionate--and hers with him--so adoring and confiding. It's
+wonderful!
+
+"It will take some time to get all the information I want from the old
+man. He has the papers and he is quite willing to explain everything,
+but we spend the larger part of every day in entertaining the old lady
+and keeping her happy and unsuspicious."
+
+A series of such letters covering several placid weeks reduced Miss
+Knowles to a condition of moodiness and abstraction which all the
+resources at her command failed to dissipate. In vain were the
+practical blandishments of Mr. Stevenson; in vain her mother's shopping
+triumphs; in vain were dinners given in her honor and receptions at
+which she reigned supreme. None of her other experiments had resulted in
+an engagement--an immunity which she now humbly attributed to the
+watchful Jimmie--and she was dismayed at the determined and
+matter-of-fact way in which she was called upon to fulfil her promise.
+"If only Jimmie were at home!" she realized, "he would save me." This
+was when the happy day was yet a great way off. "If only Jimmie would
+come home," she wailed as the weeks grew to months, and even the comfort
+of his letters failed her. For two months there had been no news of him,
+and Fate--and Mr. Stevenson--were very near when, at last, she heard
+from him again. He sent a telegram nearly as brief as his first letter.
+
+"I am coming home," it announced, "I am coming home, and I'm going to
+be married."
+
+And the simple little words, waited for so long, remembered so clearly,
+and coming, at last, so late, did what all Jimmie's more eloquent
+pleadings had failed to do.
+
+Sylvia Knowles, a creature made of vanities, realized that she loved
+better than all her other vanities her place in this one man's regard.
+No contemplation of Mr. Stevenson's estate on the Hudson, his shooting
+lodge on a Scottish moor, his English abbey, and his Italian villa could
+nerve her for the first meeting with Jimmie, could fortify her against
+his first laughing repetition:
+
+"_You_ married to Gilbert Stevenson," or his later scornful, "You
+_married_ to Gilbert Stevenson."
+
+So she dismissed Mr. Stevenson with as little feeling as she had annexed
+him, and sought comfort in the knowledge that her mother was furious,
+her own fortune ample, and that marrying for love was a graceful,
+becoming pose and an unusual thing to do.
+
+Her rejected suitor bore his disappointment as correctly as he had borne
+his joy. He stormed the special center of philanthropy in which old
+Marvin's little girl had buried herself, and she was most incorrectly
+but refreshingly glad to see him. She destroyed forever his poise and
+his pride in it when she sat upon his unaccustomed knee, rested her
+tired head upon his immaculate shirt front, and wept for very happiness.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"And I remember," said Miss Knowles, "that you always take cream."
+
+"Nothing, thank you," Jimmie corrected. "Just plain unadulterated tea. I
+learned to like it in Japan. But don't bother about it. I haven't long
+to stay. I came in to tell you--"
+
+"That you're going to be married."
+
+"How did you guess?"
+
+"You didn't leave me to guess. Your telegram."
+
+"Ah, yes!" quoth Jimmie. "I sent a lot of them before I sailed. But in
+my letters--"
+
+"You mentioned absolutely nothing but that stupid old Drewitt affair.
+Never a word of the places you saw, the people you met, or even the
+people you missed. Nothing of the customs, the girls, the clothes.
+Nothing but that shuffling old Drewitt and his stuffy old wife. Nothing
+about yourself."
+
+"Orders are orders," quoth Jimmie, "and those were yours to me. I
+remember exactly how it came about. We had been talking personalities. I
+have an idea that I made rather a fool of myself, and that you told me
+so. Then you, wisely conjecturing that I might write as foolishly as I
+had talked, made out a list of subjects for my letters. My name, I noted
+with some care, was not upon that list."
+
+"Jimmie," said Miss Knowles, "I was cruel and heartless that day. I've
+thought about it often."
+
+"You've thought!" cried the genial Jimmie. "How had you time to think?
+Where were all those 'anothers'?"
+
+"There were none," lied Miss Knowles soulfully with a disdainful
+backward glance toward Mr. Stevenson. "For a time I thought there was
+one. But whenever I thought of that last talk of ours--you remember it,
+don't you?"
+
+"Of course. I told you I was going to be married as soon as I came home.
+Well, and so I am."
+
+"So you are. But I used to think that if you hesitated to tell me; if
+you felt that I might still be hard about it and unsympathetic; if you
+decided to confide no more in me--"
+
+"But you would be sure to know. Even if I had not telegraphed I never
+could have kept it a secret from you."
+
+"Not easily. I should have been, as you observe, sure to know. Do you
+remember how I always refused to believe you? It was not until you were
+in that horrid Japan, where all the women are supposed to be
+beautiful--"
+
+"Yes," Jimmie acquiesced. "It was when I was in Japan."
+
+"It was then that it began to seem possible that you would be married
+when you came home. It was then that I began to realize that I didn't
+deserve to be told of your plans. For I had been a fool, Jimmie. You had
+been a fool, too, but not in the way you think. And so, if you will sit
+where I sat that horrid day, we will begin that conversation all over
+again and end it differently. The first speech was yours. Do you
+remember it?"
+
+"But I'm going to be married," said Jimmie.
+
+"Good boy. He knows his lesson. And now I say, 'To the most beautiful
+woman in the world?'"
+
+"To the most beautiful woman God ever made. The dearest, the most
+clever, the most simple."
+
+"Simple," repeated Miss Knowles with some natural surprise. "Did you say
+simple?"
+
+"Simple and jolly and unaffected. As true and as bright as the stars.
+And I'm going to marry her--"
+
+"Now this," Miss Knowles interjected, "is where the difference comes.
+You are to sit quite still and listen to me because a thing like
+this--however long and carefully one had thought it out--is difficult in
+the saying. So, I stand here before you where I can look at you; for
+four months are long; and where you may, when I have quite finished,
+kiss my hand again; for again four months are long. And I begin thus:
+Jimmie, you are going to be married--"
+
+"I told you first," cried Jimmie.
+
+"But I knew it first," she countered, "to a woman who has learned to
+love you during the past three months, but who could not do it more
+utterly, more perfectly, if she had practiced through all the years that
+you and I have been friends."
+
+"So she says," Jimmie interrupted with sudden heat. "So she says. God
+bless her!"
+
+"And, ah, _how_ she is fond of you. 'Fond' is a darling of a word. It
+keeps just enough of its old 'foolish' meaning to be human. Proud of
+you, glad of you, fond of you--I think that this is, perhaps, the time
+for you to kiss my hand."
+
+"You're a darling," he said as he obeyed. "But what I can't
+understand--"
+
+"It's not your turn. You may talk after I finish if I leave anything for
+you to say. See, I go on: You are going to marry--"
+
+"The most beautiful woman in the world."
+
+"That reminds me. What is she like? I've not heard her described for ages."
+
+"Because there was no one in New York who could do justice to her."
+
+"You are the knightliest of knights. Go on. Describe her."
+
+"Well, she is neither very tall nor very small. But the grace of her,
+the young, surpassing grace of her, makes you know as soon as your eyes
+have rested on her that her height, whatever it chances to be, is the
+perfect height for a woman. And then there is the noble heart of her.
+What other daughter would have buried herself, as she has done, in a
+little mountain village--"
+
+Miss Knowles looked quickly about the luxurious room, then out upon the
+busy avenue, then back at him, suspecting raillery. But he was staring
+straight through her; straight into the land of visions. His eyes never
+wavered when she moved slowly out of their range and sat, huddled and
+white-faced, in the corner of a big chair.
+
+"And all," Jimmie went on, "so bravely, so cheerily, that it makes
+one's throat ache to see. And one's heart hot to see. Then there is the
+beauty of her. Her hair is dark, her eyes are dark, but her skin is the
+fairest in the world."
+
+Miss Knowles pushed back a loose lace cuff and studied the arm it had
+hidden. _La reine est morte_, she whispered, _morte, morte, morte_.
+
+"But what puzzles me,", said the genial Jimmie, "is your knowing about
+it all. I never wrote you a word of it, and as for Sylvia--by the way,
+did you know that her name, like yours, is Sylvia?"
+
+"Yes," said Miss Knowles, "I had even guessed that her name would be
+Sylvia."
+
+"You're a wonderful woman," Jimmie protested. "The most wonderful woman
+in the world."
+
+"Except?"
+
+"Except, of course, Sylvia Drewitt."
+
+"Ah, yes," said Miss Knowles. "Yes, of course."
+
+
+
+
+THE SPIRIT OF CECELIA ANNE
+
+
+"And all the rest and residue of my estate," read the lawyer, his
+voice growing more impressive as he reached this most impressive clause,
+"I give and bequeath to my beloved granddaughter and godchild Cecelia
+Anne Hawtry for her own use and benefit forever."
+
+The black-clothed relations whose faces had been turned toward the front
+of the long drawing-room now swung round toward the back where a
+fair-haired little girl, her hands spread guardian-wise round the new
+black hat on her knees, lay asleep in her father's arms. For old Mrs.
+Hawtry's "beloved granddaughter Cecelia Anne" was not yet too big to
+find solace in sleep when she was tired and uninterested, being indeed
+but nine years old and exceedingly small of stature and babyish of
+habit. So she slept on and missed hearing all the provisions which were
+meant to protect her in the enjoyment of her estate but which were
+equally calculated to drive her guardian distracted.
+
+"I leave nothing to my beloved son, James Hawtry," the document
+continued, "because I consider that he has quite enough already. And I
+leave nothing to his son, James Hawtry, Junior, the twin-brother of
+Cecelia Anne Hawtry, because, though he and I have met but seldom, I
+have formed the opinion that he is capable of winning his way in the
+world without any aid from me."
+
+James Hawtry, Junior, sitting beside the heiress, failed to derive much
+satisfaction from this clause. If things were being given away, he was
+not quite certain as to what "rest and residue" might mean, but if
+things of any kind were being doled out he would fain have enjoyed them
+with the rest.
+
+Presently the lawyer read the final codicil and gathered his papers
+together, then addressed the blank and disappointed assemblage with: "As
+you have seen that all the minor bequests are articles of a household
+nature--portraits, tableware and the like, 'portable property' as my
+immortal colleague, Mr. Wemmick, would have said--I should suggest the
+present to be an admirable time for their removal by the fortunate
+legatees who may not again be in this neighbourhood. And now I have but
+to congratulate the young lady who has succeeded to this property, a
+really handsome property I may say, though the amount is not stated nor
+even yet fully ascertained. If Miss Cecelia Anne Hawtry is present, I
+should like to pay my respects to her and to wish her all happiness in
+her new inheritance. I have never had the pleasure of meeting the
+principal legatee. May I ask her to come forward and accept my
+congratulations."
+
+"Take her, Jimmie," commanded Mr. Hawtry, setting Cecelia down upon her
+thin little black legs, while he tried to smooth her into presentable
+shape in anticipation of the anxious cross-examination he was sure to
+undergo when he returned with the children to his New York home and wife.
+
+"She looked as fit as paint," he afterward assured that anxious
+questioner. "I stood the bow out on her hair and pushed her dress down
+just as I've seen you do hundreds of times. Jimmie helped, too, and I
+declare to you, you'd have been as proud of those two kids as I was when
+that boy led his little sister through the hostile camp. Funny, he felt
+the hostility instantly, though of course, he didn't understand it. But
+she--well, you know what a confiding little thing she is, and having
+been asleep made her eyes look even more babyish than they always
+do--walked beside him, smiling her soft little smile and looking about
+three inches high in her little black dress."
+
+"If I had been there," interrupted Mrs. Hawtry warmly, "I should have
+murdered your sister Elizabeth before I allowed her to put that baby
+into mourning. The black bow I packed for her hair would have been quite
+enough."
+
+"Well, she had it on. I saw it bobbing up the room while tenth and
+fifteenth cousins seven or eight times removed, stared at it and at her.
+But the person most surprised was old Debrett when Jimmie introduced them."
+
+"'This is her,' remarked your son with more truth than polish, and I'm,
+well, antecedently condemned, if that dry-as-dust old lawyer didn't
+stoop and kiss her as he wished her joy."
+
+"Ah, I'm glad he's as nice as that," said Mrs. Hawtry, "since he is to
+be your co-trustee. However," she added a little wistfully, "I don't
+like the idea of anybody dictating to us about the baby. It makes her
+seem somehow not quite so much our very own. And we could have taken
+care of her quite well without your mother's money and advice."
+
+"Why, my dear," laughed her husband, "that's a novel attitude to adopt
+toward a legacy. The baby is ours as much as she ever was. The advice is
+as good as any I ever read. And the money will leave us all the more to
+devote to Jimmie. There's the making of a good business man in Jimmie."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was part of what Mrs. Hawtry for a long time considered the
+interference of Cecelia Anne's grandmother that the child should have a
+monthly allowance, small while she was small and growing with her
+growth. She was to be allowed to spend it without supervision and to
+keep an account of it. At the end of each year the trustees were to
+examine these accounts and to judge from them the trend of their ward's
+inclinations. They would be then in a position to curb or foster her
+leanings as their judgment should dictate.
+
+Now, Cecelia Anne, restored to her friends from a wonderland sort of
+dream, called going--West--with--papa--on--the--train--and--living--
+with--Aunt--Elizabeth, was too full of narration and too excited by the
+envious regard of untraveled playmates to trouble overmuch about that
+scene in the long drawing-room which she had never clearly understood.
+The first monthly payment of her allowance failed to connect itself in
+her mind with the journey. Her predominant emotion on the subject of
+legacies was one of ardent gratitude to Jimmie. He had given her a
+quarter out of the change they had received at the toyshop where they
+had purchased the most beautiful sloop-yacht they had ever seen or
+dreamed of. A quarter for her very own; Jimmie's generosity and
+condescension extended even further than this. He also allowed her, the
+day being warm, to carry the yacht for a considerable part of their
+homeward journey, and, when the treasure was exhibited upon the topmost
+of their own front steps, he allowed her twice to pull the sails up and
+down. When he went to Central Park to sail the _Jennie H_, that being as
+near the feminine form of Jimmie Hawtry as their learning carried them,
+James, Junior, frequently allowed his sister to accompany him and his
+envious fellows. Then it was her proud privilege to watch the _Jennie
+H's_ wavering course and to rush around the margin of the lake ready to
+"stand by" to receive her beloved bowsprit wherever she should dock.
+Then all proudly would she set the rudder straight again and turn the
+_Jennie H_ back to the landing-stage where Jimmie, surrounded by his
+cohorts, all calm and cool in his magnificence, awaited this first
+evidence of "the trend of Cecelia Anne's inclinations."
+
+Not quite a year elapsed before Mr. Hawtry's genial co-trustee visited
+his little ward. The reading of the will had taken place in November,
+and on the last week of the following June, Mr. Debrett, chancing to be
+in New York, decided to cultivate the acquaintance of Cecelia Anne. Mrs.
+Hawtry and the twins were by this time settled in their country home in
+Westchester, and Debrett, driving up from the station in the evening
+with Mr. Hawtry, found it difficult to accept the freckled, barelegged,
+blue-jumpered form which he saw in the garden, polishing the spokes of a
+bicycle, as the ward who had lived all these months in his memory: a
+fragile little figure in funeral black. Never had he seen so altered a
+child, he assured Mrs. Hawtry with many congratulations. She seemed
+taller, heavier, more self-assured. But the smile with which she put a
+greasy little hand into his extended hand was misty and babyish still.
+
+Presently, while the two men rested with long chairs and long glasses
+and Mrs. Hawtry ministered to them, Jimmie appeared on the scene and
+after exchanging proper greetings turned to inspect Cecelia Anne and her
+work. "I think you've got it bright enough," he said with kindly
+condescension. "You can go and get dressed for dinner now. And to-morrow
+morning if I'm not using the wheel maybe I'll let you use it awhile."
+
+"Oh, fank you!" said Cecelia Anne who had never quite outgrown her
+babyhood's lisp, "and can I have the saddle lowered so's I can reach the
+pedals?"
+
+"Oh, I s'pose so," said Jimmie grudgingly. "Sometimes you act just like
+a girl. You give 'em something and they always want, more. Now you run
+on and open the stable door. I'm goin' to try if I can ride right into
+the harness-room without getting off. Don't catch your foot in the door
+and don't get too near Dolly's hind legs."
+
+When the children had vanished around the corner of the house, Mrs.
+Hawtry turned to Mr. Debrett.
+
+"There's the explanation of Cecelia Anne's ruggedness," said she. "She
+and Jimmie are inseparable. He has taught her all kinds of boys'
+accomplishments. And she's as happy as a bird if she's only allowed to
+trot around after him. It doesn't seem to make her in the least ungentle
+or hoydenish and I feel that she's safer with him than with the gossipy
+little girls down at the hotel."
+
+"Not a doubt of it," Debrett heartily endorsed. "She couldn't have a
+better adviser. Her grandmother, a very clever lady by the way, had a
+high opinion of your son's practical mind. A useful antidote, I should
+say, to his sister's extreme gentleness."
+
+He found further confirmation of old Mrs. Hawtry's acumen when Mr.
+Hawtry proposed that they should look over Cecelia Anne's disbursement
+account, kept by herself, as the will had specified.
+
+Cecelia Anne was delighted with the idea. Jimmie had wandered out to see
+about the sports that were going to be held on the Fourth of July, and
+so the burden of explanation fell upon the little heiress. She drew her
+account book from its drawer in her father's desk, settled herself
+comfortably in the hollow of his arm and proceeded to disclose the
+"trend of her inclinations" as is evidenced by her shopping list:
+
+"One sloop yat _Jennie H_ swoped for hockey skates when it got cold.
+
+One air riffle.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+One riding skirt.
+
+Two Tickets.
+
+Six white rats two died.
+
+Four Tickets.
+
+Leather Stocking Tales. Three Books.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+Four Boxing Gloves.
+
+Eight Tickets.
+
+One bull tarrier dog and collar he fought Len Fogerty's dog bit him all
+up and father sent him away."
+
+"I remember him," said Mr. Hawtry, "a well-bred beast but a holy terror,
+go on dear."
+
+"One Byccle.
+
+Three Tickets.
+
+Stanley's Darkest Africa two books but not very new.
+
+One printing press.
+
+Two Tickets.
+
+Treasure Island. One Book."
+
+"And that's all the big things," finished Cecelia Anne in evident
+relief. "Jimmie wrote down the prices, wouldn't you like to see them?"
+
+And she crossed to Mr. Debrett and laid the open book on his knee.
+
+Mr. Debrett, as Cecelia Anne teetered up and down on her heels and toes
+before him, read the list again, counted up the total expenditure and
+admitted that his ward had got remarkably good value for her money.
+
+"But what are all these 'tickets,' my dear?" he asked her.
+
+"Eden Musee," answered Cecelia Anne. And the very thought of it drew her
+to her mother's knee. "Jimmie and the boys used to take me there
+Saturday afternoons in the winter to try to get my nerve up. They say,"
+she admitted dolefully, "that I haven't got much. So they used to take
+me to the Chamber of Horrors so's I'd get accustomed to life. That's
+what Jimmie thought I needed. They used to like it, and I expect I'd
+have liked it, too, if I could have kept my eyes open, but I never
+could. I couldn't even _get_ them open when the boys stood me right
+close to that gentleman having death throes on the ground after he'd
+been hung on a tree. You can hear him breathing!"
+
+"I know him well," said Mr. Debrett. "He is rather awful I must admit.
+And now we'll talk about the books. Don't you care at all about 'Little
+Men' and 'Little Women' or the 'Elsie Books?'"
+
+"Jimmie says," Cecelia Anne made reply, "that 'Darkest Africa' is better
+for me. It tells me just where to hit an elephant to give him the death
+throes. He says the 'Elsie Books' wouldn't be any help to us even with a
+buffalo. We're going to buy 'The Wild Huntress, or Love in the
+Wilderness' next month. Jimmie thinks that's sure to get my nerve
+up--being about a girl, you see--"
+
+"And 'Treasure Island' now;" said her guardian, "did you enjoy that? It
+came rather late in my life, but I remember thinking it a great book."
+
+"It's great for nerve. Jimmie often reads me parts of it after I go to
+bed at night. There's a poem in it--he taught me that by heart--and if
+I think to say it the last thing before I go to sleep he says I'll get
+so's _nothing_ can scare me."
+
+"Recite it for Mr. Debrett," urged Mrs. Hawtry. And Cecelia Anne
+obediently began, with a jerk of a curtsey and a shake of her delicate
+embroideries and blue sash.
+
+ "Fifteen men on the dead man's chest
+ Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest
+ Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
+
+Mr. Debrett's astonishment at this lullaby held him silent for some
+seconds.
+
+"You see, sir," Cecelia Anne explained, "if you _can_ go to sleep
+thinking about that it shows your nerve. I can't. Not yet. But it never
+makes me cry any more and Jimmie says that's something."
+
+"I should say it was!" he congratulated her. "It's wonderful. And now in
+the matter of dolls," he went on referring to the list, "no rag babies,
+eh?"
+
+"Oh, but she has beautiful dolls, Mr. Debrett," interposed her mother.
+"She'll show them to you to-morrow morning, won't you honey-child? But
+she did not buy them. They were given to her at Christmas and other
+times. But really, since we came out here for the summer they've been
+rather neglected. Their mother has been so busy."
+
+"And Jimmie made me a house for them!" Cecelia Anne broke in. "And
+furniture! And a front yard stuck right on to the piazza! But I don't
+know, mother, whether I'd have time to show them to Mr. Debrett in the
+morning. I'm pretty busy now. It's getting so near the race. And I pace
+Jimmie _every_ morning."
+
+"Ah! that reminds me," said her father, "Jimmie told me to send you to
+bed at eight o'clock--one of the rules of 'training', you know--so say
+good night to us all and put your little book back in the drawer.
+You've kept it very nicely. I am sure Mr. Debrett agrees with me."
+
+When the elders were alone, Mrs. Hawtry crossed over into the light and
+addressed her guest.
+
+"I can't have you thinking badly of Jimmie," she began, "or of us, for
+allowing him to practically spend the baby's income. Every one of the
+things on that list mark a stage in Cecelia Anne's progress away from
+priggishness and toward health. I don't know just how much she realizes
+her own power of veto in these purchases but I am sure she would never
+exercise it against Jimmie. She's absolutely wrapped up in him and he's
+wonderfully good and patient with her. Of course, you know, they're
+twins although no one ever guesses it. They've shared everything from
+the very first."
+
+"In this combination," laughed Debrett, "the boy is 'father to the
+girl' and the girl is 'mother to the boy.'"
+
+"Precisely so," Mr. Hawtry replied, "and the mother part comes out
+strong in this race and training affair. An old chap down at the
+hotel--one of those old white-whiskered 'Foxey Grandpas' that no summer
+resort should be without--has arranged a great race for his friends, the
+children, on Fourth of July morning. The prize is to be the privilege of
+setting off the fireworks in the evening."
+
+"They'll run themselves to death," commented Debrett, who knew his young
+America, "and is Jimmie to be one of the contestants?"
+
+"He is," replied Hawtry, "it's a 'free for all' event and even Cecelia
+Anne _may_ start if Jimmie allows it. She's not thinking much about that
+though. You see, Jimmie has gone into training and she's his trainer. I
+went out with them last Saturday morning to see how they manage. They
+marched me down to an untenanted little farm, back from the road. Jimmie
+carried the 'riffle' referred to in Cecelia Anne's text and a handful of
+blank cartridges. Cecelia Anne carried Jimmie's sweater, a bath towel, a
+large sponge, a small tin bucket and a long green bottle. I carried
+nothing. I was observing, not interfering."
+
+"Oh, that dear baby!" broke in Mrs. Hawtry, "such a heavy load!"
+
+"She's thriving under it, my dear." Well, presently we arrived at our
+destination, and I saw that those kids had worn a little path, not very
+deep of course, all round what used to be rather a spacious 'door yard.'
+The winning-post was the pump. By its side Cecelia Anne disposed her
+burden like a theatrical 'dresser' getting things ready for his
+principal. She hung her tin pail on the pump's snout and pumped it full
+of water, laid it beside the bath towel, threw the sponge into it,
+gave a final testing jerk to her tight little braids and divested
+herself of her jumpers and the dress she wore under them. Then she
+resumed the jumpers, took the rifle and crossed the 'track.' Jimmie,
+meanwhile, had stripped to trousers and the upper part of his
+bathing-suit, had donned his running shoes, set his feet in holes kicked
+in the ground for that purpose and bent forward, his back professionally
+hunched and in his hands the essential pieces of cork. Cecelia Anne
+gabbled the words of starting, shut her eyes tightly, fired the rifle
+into the air, threw it on the ground and set off after the swiftly
+moving Jimmie. Early in his first lap she was up to him. As they passed
+the pump, she was ahead. In the succeeding laps she kept a comfortable
+distance in the lead, until the end of the third when she sprinted for
+'home,' grabbed the towel and, as Jimmie came bounding up, wrapped him
+in it, rubbed him down, fanned him with it, moistened his brow with
+vinegar from the long bottle, tied the sweater around his neck by its
+red sleeves and held the dripping sponge to his lips. Then she found
+time for me.
+
+[Illustration: CELIA ANNE SHUT HER EYES TIGHTLY AND FIRED THE RIFLE INTO
+THE AIR.]
+
+"Oh, father," she cried, "did you _ever_ see _any_body who could run as
+fast as Jimmie? Don't you just know he'll win that race?"
+
+"There's but one chance against it," said I. "And really, Mr. Debrett,
+that boy can run. He's a little bit heavy maybe, but he holds himself
+well together and keeps up a pretty good pace. I timed him and measured
+up the distance roughly afterward. It was pretty good going for a little
+chap. Cecelia Anne is so much smaller that we often forget what a little
+fellow he is after all. But that baby--whew--I wish you'd seen her fly.
+It wasn't running. She just blew over the ground and arrived at the pump
+as cool as a cucumber although Jimmie was puffing like an automobile of
+the vintage of 1890."
+
+"You see," said Jimmie to me as he lay magnificently on the grass
+waiting to grow cool while Cecelia still fanned him with the towel, "you
+see it don't hurt her to pace me round the track."
+
+"Apparently not," said I, and although he's my own boy and I know him
+pretty well, I couldn't for the life of me decide whether he, as well as
+Cecelia Anne, had really failed to grasp the fact that she beats him to
+a standstill every morning. I suppose we'll know on the Fourth. If she
+runs, then he does not know. But if he refuses to let her run; it will
+be because he does know."
+
+"I'm not so sure of that," said Mrs. Hawtry.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Cecelia Anne _was_ allowed to run. First, in a girl's race among the
+giggling, amateurish, self-conscious girls whom she outdistanced by a
+lap or two and, later, in the race for all winners, where she had to
+compete with Charlie Anderson, the beau of the hotel, Len Fogarty, the
+milkman's son, and her own incomparable Jimmie.
+
+The master of ceremonies gave the signal and the event of the day was
+on. First to collapse was Charlie Anderson. Jimmie was then in the lead
+with Len Fogarty a close second, and Cecelia Anne beside him. So they
+went for a lap. Then Jimmie, missing perhaps the blue little figure of
+his pacemaker, wavered a little, only a little, but enough to allow Len
+Fogarty to forge past him. Len Fogarty! The blatant, hated Len Fogarty,
+always shouting defiance from his father's milk-wagon! Then forward
+sprang Cecelia Anne. Not for all the riches of the earth would she have
+beaten Jimmie, but not for all the glory of heaven would she allow any
+one else to beat him. And so by an easy spectacular ten seconds, she
+outran Len Fogarty.
+
+Then wild was the enthusiasm of the audience and black was the brow of
+Len Fogarty. A chorus of: "Let a girl lick you," "Call yourself a
+runner," "Come up to the house an' race me baby brother," has not a
+soothing effect when added to the disappointment of being forever shut
+off from the business end of rockets and Roman candles. These things
+Cecelia Anne knew and so accepted, sadly and resignedly, the glare with
+which Len turned away from her little attempts at explanations.
+
+But she was not prepared, nothing in her short life could ever have
+prepared her, to find the same expression on Jimmie's face when she
+broke through a shower of congratulations and followed him up the road;
+to expect praise and to meet _such_ a rebuff would have been sufficient
+to make even stiffer laurels than Cecelia Anne's trail in the dust.
+
+"Why Jimmie," she whimpered contrary to his most stringent rule. "Why
+Jimmie what's the matter?"
+
+"You're a sneak," said Jimmie darkly and vouchsafed no more. There was
+indeed no more to say. It was the last word of opprobrium.
+
+They pattered on in silence for a short but dusty distance, Cecelia Anne
+struggling with the temptation to lie down and die; Jimmie upborne by
+furious temper.
+
+"Who taught you how to run?" he at last broke out. "Wasn't it me? Didn't
+I give you lessons every morning in the old lot? And then didn't you go
+and beat me when Len Fogarty, Charlie Anderson, Billy Van Derwater, and
+all the other fellows were there?"
+
+Cecelia Anne returned his angry gaze with her blue and loyal eyes.
+
+"I didn't beat you 't all," she answered. "I didn't beat anybody but Len
+Fogarty."
+
+Her mentor studied her for a while and then a grin overspread his once
+more placid features.
+
+"I guess it'll be all right," he condescended. "Maybe you didn't mean it
+the way it looked. But say, Cecelia Anne, if you're afraid of
+fire-crackers what are you going to do about the rockets and the Roman
+candles? You know sparks fly out of them like rain. And if the smell of
+old cartridge shells makes you sick, I don't know just how you'll get
+along to-night."
+
+The victor stopped short under the weight of this overwhelming spoil.
+
+"I forgot all about it," she whispered. "Oh, Jimmie, I guess I ought to
+have let Len Fogarty win that race. He could set off rockets and Roman
+candles and Catherine wheels. I guess it'll kill me when the sparks and
+the smoke come out. Maybe I'd better go and see Mr. Anstell and ask to
+be excused."
+
+"Aw, I wouldn't do that," Jimmie advised her, "you don't want everyone
+to know about your nerve. You just tell him your dress is too light and
+that you want me to attend to the fireworks for you."
+
+In the transports of gratitude to which this knightly offer reduced her,
+Cecelia Anne fared on by Jimmie's side until they reached the house and
+their enquiring parents. Mrs. Hawtry was on the steps as they came up
+and she gathered Cecelia Anne into her arms. For a moment no one spoke.
+Then Jimmie made his declaration.
+
+"Cecelia Anne beat Len Fogarty all to nothing. You ought to have been
+there to see her."
+
+"Was there any one else in the race?" queried Mr. Hawtry in what his son
+considered most questionable taste.
+
+"Oh, yes," he was constrained to answer. "Charlie Anderson was in it.
+She beat him, too. And I _started_ with them but I thought it would do
+those boys more good to be licked by a little girl than to have me 'tend
+to them myself." And Jimmie proceeded leisurely into the house.
+
+"But I don't have to set off the fireworks," Cecelia Anne explained
+happily. "Jimmie says I don't have to if I don't want to. He's going to
+do it for me."
+
+"Kind brother," ejaculated Mr. Hawtry. And across the bright gold braids
+of her little Atalanta, Mrs. Hawtry looked at her husband.
+
+"_Did_ he know?" she questioned, "or did he not? You thought we could be
+sure if he let her start."
+
+"Well," was Mr. Hawtry's cryptic utterance, "he knows now."
+
+
+
+
+THEODORA, GIFT OF GOD
+
+
+"And then," cried Mary breathlessly, "what did they do then?"
+
+"And then," her father obediently continued, "the two doughty knights
+smote lustily with their swords. And each smote the other on the helmet
+and clove him to the middle. It was a fair battle and sightly."
+
+But Mary's interest was unabated. "And then," she urged, "what did they
+do then?"
+
+"Not much, I think. Even a knight of the Table Round stops fighting for
+a while when that happens to him."
+
+"Didn't they do anything 'tall?" the audience insisted. "You aren't
+leaving it out, are you? Didn't they bleed nor nothing?"
+
+"Oh, yes, they bled."
+
+"Then tell me that part."
+
+"Well, they bled. They never stinteth bleeding for three days and three
+nights until they were pale as the very earth for bleeding. And they
+made a great dole."
+
+"And then, when they couldn't bleed any more nor make any more dole,
+what did they do?"
+
+"They died."
+
+"And then--"
+
+"That's the end of the story," said the narrator definitely.
+
+"Then tell me another," she pleaded, "and don't let them die so soon."
+
+"There wouldn't be time for another long one," he pointed out as he
+encouraged his horse into an ambling trot. "We are nearly there now."
+
+"After supper will you tell me one?"
+
+"Yes," he promised.
+
+"One about Lancelot and Elaine?"
+
+"Yes," he repeated. "Anything you choose."
+
+"I choose Lancelot," she declared.
+
+"A great many ladies did," commented her father as the horse sedately
+stopped before the office of the Arcady _Herald-Journal_, of which he
+was day and night editor, sporting editor, proprietor, society editor,
+chief of the advertising department, and occasionally type-setter and
+printer and printer's devil.
+
+Mary held the horse, which stood in need of no such restraint, while
+this composite of newspaper secured his mail, and then they jogged off
+through the spring sunshine, side by side, in the ramshackle old buggy
+on a leisurely canvass of outlying districts in search of news or
+advertisements, or suggestions for the forthcoming issue.
+
+In the wide-set, round, opened eyes of his small daughter, Herbert
+Buckley was the most wonderful person in the world. No stories were so
+enthralling as his. No songs so tuneful, no invention so fertile, no
+temper so sweet, no companionship so precious. And her nine happy years
+of life had shown her no better way of spending summer days or winter
+evenings than in journeying, led by his hand and guided by his voice,
+through the pleasant ways of Camelot and the shining times of chivalry.
+
+Upon a morning later in this ninth summer of her life Mary was perched
+high up in an apple tree enjoying the day, the green apples, and
+herself. The day was a glorious one in mid July, the apples were of a
+wondrous greenness and hardness, and Mary, for the first time in many
+weeks, was free to enjoy her own society. A month ago a grandmother and
+a maiden aunt had descended out of the land which had until then given
+forth only letters, birthday presents, and Christmas cards. And they had
+proved to be not at all the idyllic creatures which these manifestations
+had seemed to prophesy, but a pair of very interfering old ladies with a
+manner of over-ruling Mary's gentle mother, brow-beating her genial
+father and cloistering herself.
+
+This morning had contributed another female assuming airs of instant
+intimacy. She had gone up to the last remaining spare chamber, donned a
+costume all of crackling white linen, and had introduced herself,
+entirely uninvited, into the dim privacy of Mary's mother's room, whence
+Mary had been sternly banished.
+
+"Another aunt!" was the outcast's instant inference, as in a moment of
+accountable preoccupation on the part of the elders she had escaped to
+her own happy and familiar country--the world of out-of-doors--where
+female relatives seldom intruded, and where the lovely things of life
+were waiting.
+
+When she had consumed all the green apples her constitution would
+accept, and they seemed pitifully few to her more robust mind, she
+descended from the source of her refreshment and set out upon a
+comprehensive tour of her domain. She liked living upon the road to
+Camelot. It made life interesting to be within measurable distance of
+the knights and ladies who lived and played and loved in the
+many-towered city of which one could gain so clear a view from the
+topmost branches of the hickory tree in the upper pasture. She liked to
+crouch in the elder bushes where a lane, winding and green-arched,
+crossed a corner of the cornfield, and to wait, through the long, still
+summer mornings for Lancelot or Galahad or Tristram or some other of her
+friends to come pricking his way through the sunshine. She could hear
+the clinking of his golden armor, the whinnying of his steed, the soft
+brushing of the branches as they parted before his helmet or his spear;
+the rustling of the daisies against his great white charger's feet. And
+then there was the river "where the aspens dusk and quiver," and where
+barges laden with sweet ladies passed and left ripples of foam on the
+water and ripples of light laughter in the air as, brilliant and fair
+bedight, they went winding down to Camelot.
+
+This morning she revisited all these hallowed spots. She thrilled on the
+very verge of the river and quivered amid the waving corn. She scaled
+the sentinel hickory and turned her eyes upon the Southern city. It was
+nearly a week since she had been allowed to wander so far afield, and
+Camelot seemed more than ever wonderful as it lay in the shimmering
+distance gleaming and glistening beyond the hills. Trails of smoke waved
+above all the towers, showing where Sir Beaumanis still served his
+kitchen apprenticeship for his knighthood and his place at the Table
+Round. Thousands of windows flashed back the light.
+
+"I could get there," pondered Mary, "if God would send me that goat and
+wagon. I guess there's quite a demand for goats and wagons. I could
+dress my goat all up in skirts like the ladies dressed their palfreys,
+an' I'd wear my hair loose on my shoulders--it's real goldy when it's
+loose--an' my best hat. I guess Queen Guinevere would be real glad to
+see me. Oh, dear," she fretted as these visions came thronging back to
+her, "I wish Heaven would hurry up."
+
+Between the pasture and the distant city she could distinguish the roofs
+of another of the havens of her dear desire--the house where the old
+ladies lived. Four old ladies there were, in the sweet autumn of their
+lives, and Mary's admiration of them was as passionate as were all her
+psychic states. She never could be quite sure as to which of the four
+she most adored. There was the gentle Miss Ann, who taught her to recite
+verses of piercing and wilting sensibility; the brisk Miss Jane, who
+explained and demonstrated the construction of many an old-time cake or
+pastry; the silent Miss Agnes, who silently accepted assistance in her
+never-ending process of skeletonizing leaves and arranging them in prim
+designs upon cardboard, and the garrulous Miss Sabina, who, with a
+crochet needle, a hair-pin, a spool with four pins driven into it,
+knitting needles and other shining implements, could fashion, and teach
+Mary to fashion, weavings and spinnings which might shame the most
+accomplished spider. Aided by her and by the re-enforced spool above
+mentioned, Mary had already achieved five dirty inches of red woollen
+reins for the expected goat. But the house was distant just three
+fields, a barb-wire fence, a low stone wall, and a cross bull, and Mary
+knew that her unaccustomed leisure could not be expected to endure long
+enough for so perilous a pilgrimage.
+
+Her dissatisfied gaze wandered back to her quiet home surrounded by its
+neatly laid out meadows, cornfield, orchard, barns, and garden. And a
+shadow fell upon her wistful little face.
+
+"That old aunt," she grumbled, "she makes me awful tired. She's always
+pokin' round an' callin' me."
+
+Such, indeed, seemed the present habit and intent of the prim lady who
+was approaching, alternately clanging a dinner-bell and calling in a
+tone of resolute sweetness:
+
+"Mary, O Mary, dear."
+
+Mary parted the branches of her tree and watched, but made no sound.
+
+"Mary," repeated the oncoming relative, "Mary, I want to tell you
+something," and added as she spied her niece's abandoned sunbonnet on
+the grass, "I know you're here and I shall wait until you come to me."
+
+"I _ain't_ coming," announced the Dryad, and thereby disclosed her
+position, both actual and mental. "I suppose it's something I've done
+and I don't want to hear it, so there!" Then, her temper having been
+worn thin by much admonishing, she anticipated: "I _ain't_ sorry I've
+been bad. I _ain't_ ashamed to behave so when my mamma is sick in bed.
+And I don't care if you _do_ tell my papa when he comes home to-night."
+
+The intruding relative, discerning her, stopped and smiled. And the
+smile was as a banderilla to her niece's goaded spirit.
+
+"Jiminy!" gasped that young person, "she's got a smile just like a
+teacher."
+
+"Mary, dear," the intruder gushed, "God has sent you something."
+
+The hickory flashed forth black and white and red. Mary stood upon the
+ground.
+
+"Where are they?" she demanded.
+
+"They?" repeated the lady. "There is only one."
+
+"Why, I prayed for two. Which did he send?"
+
+"Which do you think?" parried the lady. "Which do you hope it is?"
+
+Even Mary's scorn was unprepared for this weak-mindedness. "The goat, of
+course," she responded curtly. "Is it the goat?"
+
+"Goat!" gasped the scandalized aunt. "Goat! Why, God has sent you a baby
+sister, dear."
+
+"A sister! a baby!" gasped Mary in her turn. "I don't _need_ no sister.
+I prayed for a goat just as plain as plain. 'Dear God,' I says, 'please
+bless everybody, and make me a good girl, an' send me a goat an' wagon.'
+And they went an' changed it to a baby sister! Why, I never s'posed they
+made mistakes like that."
+
+Crestfallen and puzzled she allowed herself to be led back to the
+darkened house where her grandmother met her with the heavenly
+substitute wrapped in flannel. And as she held it against the square and
+unresponsive bosom of her apron she realized how the "Bible gentleman"
+must have felt when he asked for bread and was given a stone.
+
+During the weeks that followed, the weight of the stone grew heavier
+and heavier while the hunger for bread grew daily more acute. Not even
+the departure of interfering relatives could bring freedom, for the
+baby's stumpy arms bound Mary to the house as inexorably as bolts and
+bars could have done. She passed weary hours in a hushed room watching
+the baby, when outside the sun was shining, the birds calling, the
+apples waxing greener and larger, and the shining knights and ladies
+winding down to Camelot. She sat upon the porch, still beside the baby,
+while the river rippled, the wheatfields wimpled, and the cows came
+trailing down from the pasture, down from the upland pasture where the
+sentinel hickory stood and watched until the sun went down, and, one by
+one, the lights came out in distant Camelot. She listened for the light
+laughter of the ladies, the jingling of the golden armor, the swishing
+of the branches and of the waves. Listened all in vain, for Theodora,
+that gift of God, had powerful lungs and a passion for exercising them
+so that minor sounds were overwhelmed and only yells remained.
+
+But the deprivation against which she most passionately rebelled was
+that of her father's society. Before the advent of Theodora she had been
+his constant companion. They were perfectly happy together, for the poet
+who at nineteen had burned to challenge the princes of the past and to
+mold the destinies of the future was, at twenty-nine, very nearly
+content to busy himself about the occurrences of the present and to edit
+a weekly paper in the town which had known and honored his father, and
+was proud of, if puzzled by, their well-informed debonair son. Even
+himself he sometimes puzzled. He knew that this was not to be his life's
+work, this chronicling of the very smallest beer, this gossip and
+friendliness and good cheer. But it served to fill his leisure and his
+modest exchequer until such time as he could finish his great tragedy
+and take his destined place among the writers of his time. Meanwhile, he
+told himself, with somewhat rueful humor, there was always an editor
+ready to think well of his minor poems and an audience ready to marvel
+at them, "which is more, my dear," he pointed out to his admiring wife,
+"than Burns could have said for himself--or Coleridge."
+
+And when his confidence and his hopes flickered, as the strongest of
+hopes and confidence sometimes will, when his tragedy seemed far from
+completion, his paper paltry, and his life narrow, he could always look
+into his daughter's eyes and there find faith in himself and strength
+and sunny patience.
+
+Formerly these fountains of perpetual youth had been beside him all the
+long days through. From village to village, from store to farm, they
+had jogged, side by side, in a lazy old buggy; he smoking long, silent
+pipes, perhaps, or entertaining his companion with tales and poems of
+the days of chivalry when men were brave and women fair and all the
+world was young. And, Mary, inthralled, enrapt, adoring her father, and
+seeing every picture conjured up by his sonorous rhythm or quaint
+phrase, was much more familiar with the deeds and gossip of King
+Arthur's court than with events of her own day and country.
+
+So that while Mary, tied to the baby, yearned for the wide spaces of her
+freedom, Mr. Buckley, lonely in a dusty buggy, jogging over the familiar
+roads, thought longingly of a little figure in an irresponsible
+sunbonnet, and found it difficult to bear patiently with matronly
+neighbors, who congratulated him upon this arrangement, and assured him
+that his little play-fellow would now quickly outgrow her old-fashioned
+ways and become as other children, "which she would never have, Mr.
+Buckley, as long as you let her tag around with you and filled her head
+with impossible nonsense."
+
+It was not a desire for any such alteration which made him acquiesce in
+the separation. It was a very grave concern for his wife's health, and a
+very sharp realization that, until he could devise some means of
+increasing his income, he could not afford to engage a more experienced
+nurse for the new arrival. He had no ideas of the suffering entailed
+upon his elder daughter. He was deceived, as was every one else, by the
+gentle uncomplainingness with which she waited upon Theodora, for whose
+existence she regarded herself as entirely to blame. Had she not,
+without consulting her parents, applied to high heaven for an increase
+in live stock, and was not the answer to this application, however
+inexact, manifestly her responsibility.
+
+"They're awful good to me," she pondered. "They ain't scolded me a
+mite, an' I just know how they must feel about it. Mamma ain't had her
+health ever since that baby come, an' papa looks worried most to death.
+If they'd 'a' sent that goat an' wagon I could 'a' took mamma riding.
+Ain't prayers terrible when they go wrong!" And in gratitude for their
+forbearance she, erstwhile the companion, or at least the audience, of
+fealty knight and ladies, bowed her small head to the swathed and
+shapeless feet of heaven's error and became waiting woman to a flannel
+bundle.
+
+Only her dreams remained to her. She could still look forward to the
+glorious time of "when I'm big." She could still unbind her dun-colored
+hair and shake it in the sun. She could still quiver with anticipation
+as she surveyed her brilliant future. A beautiful prince was coming to
+woo her. He would ride to the door and kneel upon the front porch while
+all his shining retinue filled the front yard and overflowed into the
+road. Then she would appear and, since these things were to happen in
+the days of her maturity, perhaps when she was twelve years old, she
+would be radiantly beautiful, and her hair would be all goldy gold and
+curly, and it would trail upon the ground a yard or two behind her as
+she walked. And the prince would be transfixed. And when he was all
+through being that--Mary often wondered what it was--he would arise and
+sing "Nicolette, the Bright of Brow," or some other disguised
+personality, while all his shining retinue would unsling hautboys and
+lyres and--and--mouth organs and play ravishing music.
+
+And when she rode away to be the prince's bride and to rule his fair
+lands, her father and her mother should ride with her, all in the
+sunshine of the days "when I'm big"--the wonderful days "when I'm big."
+
+Meanwhile, being but little, she served the flannel bundle even as Sir
+Beaumanis had served a yet lowlier apprenticeship. But she still stormed
+high heaven to rectify its mistake.
+
+"And please, dear God, if you are all out of goats and wagons, send
+rabbits. But anyway come and take away this baby. My mamma ain't well
+enough to take care of it an' I can't spare the time. We don't need
+babies, but we do need that goat and wagon."
+
+And the powers above, with a mismanagement which struck their petitioner
+dumb, sent a wagon--only a wagon--and it was a gocart for the baby, and
+Mary was to be the goat.
+
+With this millstone tied about her neck she was allowed to look upon the
+scenes of her early freedom, and no inquisitor could have devised a more
+anguishing torture than that to which Mary's suffering and unsuspecting
+mother daily consigned her suffering and uncomplaining daughter.
+
+"Walk slowly up and down the paths, dear, and don't leave your sister
+for a moment. Isn't it nice that you have somebody to play with now?"
+
+"Yes, ma'am," said Mary. "But she ain't what I'd call playful."
+
+"You used to be so much alone," Mrs. Buckley continued. Mary breathed
+sharply, and her mother kissed her sympathetically. "But now you always
+have your sister with you. Isn't it fine, dearie?"
+
+"Yes, ma'am," repeated the victim, and bent her little energies to the
+treadmill task of wheeling the gocart to the orchard gate, where all
+wonders began, and then, with an effort as exhausting to the will as to
+the body, turning her back upon the lane, the river, and the sentinel
+tree, to trundle her Juggernaut between serried rows of cabbages and
+carrots.
+
+Then slowly she began to hate, with a deep, abiding hatred, the flannel
+bundle. She loathed the very smell of flannel before Theodora was six
+short weeks old, and the sight of the diminutive laundry, which hung
+upon the line between the cherry trees, almost drove her to arson.
+
+The shy, quick-darting creature--half child and half humming bird--was
+forced to drag that monstrous perambulator on all her expeditions. After
+a month's confinement to the garden, where knights and ladies never
+penetrate, she managed to bump her responsibility out into the orchard.
+But the glory was all in the treetops, and Mary soon grew restless under
+her mother's explicit directions. "Up and down the walks" meant
+imprisonment, despair. Theodora should have tried to make her role of
+Albatross as acceptable as it might be made to the long-suffering
+mariner about whose neck she hung, but she showed a callousness and a
+heartless selfishness which nothing could excuse. Mary would sometimes
+plead with all gentleness and courtesy for a few short moments' freedom.
+
+"Theodora," she would begin, "Theodora, listen to me a minute," and the
+gift of God would make aimless pugilistic passes at her interlocutor.
+
+"O Theodora, I'm awful tired of stayin' down here on the ground.
+Wouldn't you just as lieves play you was a mad bull an' I was a lady in
+a red dress?"
+
+Theodora, after some space spent in apparent contemplation, would wave a
+cheerful acquiescence.
+
+"An' then I'll be scared of you, an' I'll run away an' climb as high as
+anything in the hickory tree up there on the hill. Let's play it right
+now, Theodora. There's something I want to see up there."
+
+Taking her sister's bland smile for ratification and agreement, Mary
+would set about her personification, shed her apron lest its damaged
+appearance convict her in older eyes, and speed toward her goal. But
+the mad bull's shrieks of protest and repudiation would startle every
+bit of chivalry for miles and miles around.
+
+Several experiences of this nature taught Mary, that, in dealing with
+infants of changeable and rudimentary mind, honesty was an impossible
+policy and candor a very boomerang, which returned and smote one with
+savage force. So she stooped to guile and detested the flannel all the
+more deeply because of the state to which it was debasing an upright
+conscience and a high sense of honor.
+
+At first her lapses from the right were all negative. She neglected the
+gift of God. She would abandon it, always in a safe and shady spot and
+always with its covers smoothly tucked in, its wabbly parasol adjusted
+at the proper angle, and always with a large piece of wood tied to the
+perambulator's handle by a labyrinth of elastic strings. These Mary had
+drawn from abandoned garters, sling shots, and other mysterious sources,
+and they allowed the wood to jerk unsteadily up and down, and to soothe
+the unsuspecting Theodora with a spasmodic rhythm very like the
+ministrations of her preoccupied nurse.
+
+Meanwhile the nurse would be far afield upon her own concerns, and
+Theodora was never one of them. The river, the lane, the tall hickory
+knew her again and again. Camelot shone out across the miles of hill and
+tree and valley. But the river was silent and the lane empty, and
+Camelot seemed very far as autumn cleared the air. Perhaps this was
+because knights and ladies manifest themselves only to the pure of
+heart. Perhaps because Mary was always either consciously or
+subconsciously listening for the recalling shrieks of the abandoned and
+disprized gift of God.
+
+"Stop it, I tell you," she admonished her purple-faced and convulsive
+charge one afternoon when all the world was gold. "Stop it, or mamma
+will be coming after us, and making us stay on the back porch." But
+Theodora, in the boastfulness of her new lungs, yelled uninterruptedly
+on. Then did Mary try cajolery. She removed her sister from the
+perambulator and staggered back in a sitting posture with suddenness and
+force. The jar gave Theodora pause, and Mary crammed the silence full of
+promise. "If you'll stop yellin' now I'll see that my prince husband
+lets you be a goose-girl on the hills behind our palace. Its awful nice
+being a goose-girl," she hastened to add lest the prospect fail to
+charm. "If I didn't have to marry that prince an' be a queen I guess I'd
+been a goose-girl myself. Yes, sir, it's lovely work on the hills behind
+a palace with all the knights ridin' by an' sayin', 'Fair maid, did'st
+see a boar pass by this way?' You don't have to be afraid--you'd never
+have to see one. In all the books the goose-girls didn't never see no
+boars, and the knights gave 'em a piece of gold an' smiled on 'em, and
+the sunshine shined on 'em, an' they had a lovely time."
+
+Having stumbled into the road to peace of conscience, Mary trod it
+bravely and joyously. Theodora's future rank increased with the decrease
+of her present comfort, but her posts, though lofty and remunerative,
+were never such as would bring her into intimate contact with the person
+of the queen.
+
+She was betrothed to the son of a noble, and very distant, house after
+an afternoon when the perambulator, ill-trained to cross-country work,
+balked at the first stone wall on the way to the old ladies' house. It
+was then dragged backward for a judicious distance and faced at the
+obstacle at a mad gallop. Umbrella down, handle up, wheels madly
+whirring, it was forced to the jump.
+
+Again it refused, reared high into the air, stood for an instant upon
+its hind wheels and then fell supinely on its side, shedding its
+blankets, its pillows, and Theodora upon the cold, hard stones.
+
+After that her rise was rapid, and the distance separating her from her
+sister's elaborate court more perilous and more beset with seas and
+boars and mountains and robbers. She was allowed to wed her high-born
+betrothed when she had been forgotten for three hours while Mary learned
+a heart-rending poem commencing, "Oh, hath she then failed in her troth,
+the beautiful maid I adore?" until even Miss Susan could only weep in
+intense enjoyment and could suggest; no improvement in the recitation.
+
+On another occasion Mary was obliged to borrow the perambulator for the
+conveyance of leaves and branches with which to build a bower withal;
+and Theodora, having been established in unfortunate proximity to an
+ant hill, was thoroughly explored by its inhabitants ere her
+ministering sister realized that her cries and agitation were anything
+more than her usual attitude of protest against whatever chanced to be
+going on. By the time the bower was finished and the perambulator ready
+for its customary occupant that young person was in a position to claim
+heavy damages.
+
+"Don't you care," said Mary cheerfully, as she relieved Theodora from
+the excessive animation. "I can make it up to you when I'm big. My
+prince husband--I guess he'd better be a king by that time--will go over
+to your country an' kill your husband's father an' his grandfather an'
+all the kings an' princes until there's nobody only your husband to be
+king. Then you'll be a queen you see, an' live in a palace. So now hush
+up." And one future majesty was rocked upside down by another until the
+royal face of the younger queen was purple and her voice was still.
+
+Mary found it more difficult to quiet her new and painful agnosticism,
+and in her efforts to reconcile dogma with manifestation she evolved a
+series of theological and economical questions which surprised her
+father and made her mother's head reel. She further manifested a
+courteous attention when the minister came to call, and she engaged him
+in spiritual converse until he writhed again. For a space her
+investigations led her no whither, and then, without warning, the man of
+peace solved her dilemma and shed light upon her path.
+
+A neighbor ripe in years and good works had died. The funeral was over
+and the man of God had stopped to rest in the pleasant shade of Mrs.
+Buckley's trees and in the pleasant sound of Mrs. Buckley's voice. Mary,
+the gocart, and Theodora completed the group, and the minister spoke.
+
+"A good man," he repeated, "Ah, Mrs. Buckley, he will be sadly missed!
+But the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be--"
+
+"When?" demanded Mary breathlessly. "When does he take away?"
+
+"In His own good time."
+
+"When's that?"
+
+"'Tis not for sinful man to say. He sends His message to the man in the
+pride of his youth or to the babe in its cradle. He reaches forth His
+hand and takes away."
+
+"But when--" Mary was beginning when her mother, familiar with the
+Socratic nature of her daughter's conversation and its exhaustive effect
+upon the interlocutor, interposed a remark which guided the current of
+talk out of heavenly channels and back to the material plain.
+
+But Mary had learned all that she cared to know. It was not necessary
+that she should suffer the exactions of the baby or subject her family
+to them. The Lord had given and would take away! The minister had said
+so, and the minister knew all about the Lord. And if the powers above
+were not ready to send for the baby, it would be easy enough to deposit
+it in the Lord's own house, which showed its white spire beyond the
+first turn in the road which led to Camelot. There the Lord would find
+it and take it away. This would be, she reflected, the quiet, dignified,
+lady-like thing to do. And the morrow, she decided, would be an
+admirable day on which to do it.
+
+Therefore, on the morrow she carefully decked Theodora in small finery,
+hung garlands of red and yellow maple leaves upon the perambulator,
+twined chains of winter-green berries about its handle, tied a bunch of
+gorgeous golden rod to its parasol, and trundled it by devious and
+obscure ways to the sacred precincts of God's house.
+
+"They look real well," she commented. "If I was sure about that goat I
+might keep the cart, but it really ain't the right kind for a goat. I
+guess I'd better take 'em back just like they are an' when the Lord sees
+how I got 'em all fancied up, he'll know I ain't a careless child, an'
+maybe I'd get that goat after all."
+
+So the disprized little gifts of God were bumped up the church steps,
+wheeled up the aisle, and bestowed in a prominent spot before the
+chancel rail. Some one was playing soft music at the unseen organ, but
+Mary accepted soft music as a phenomenon natural to churches, and failed
+to connect it with human agency. Sedately she set out Theodora's bows
+and ruffles to the best advantage. Carefully she rearranged the floral
+decorations of the perambulator, and set her elastic understudy in
+erratic motion. Complacently she surveyed the whole and walked out into
+the sunshine--free. And presently the minister, the intricacies of a new
+hymn reconciled to the disabilities of a lack of ear and a lack of
+training, came out into the body of the church, where the gifts of God,
+bland in smiles and enwreathed in verdure, were waiting to be taken
+away.
+
+"Mrs. Buckley's baby," was his first thought. "I wonder where that queer
+little Mary is," was his second. And his third, it came when he was
+tired of waiting for some solution of his second, was an embarrassed
+realization that he would be obliged to take his unexpected guest home
+to its mother. And the quiet town of Arcady rocked upon its foundations
+as he did it.
+
+"In the church," marveled Mrs. Buckley. "How careless of Mary!" she
+apologized, and "How good of you!" she smiled. "No, I'm not in the least
+worried. She always had a way of trotting off to her own diversions when
+she was not with her father. And lately she has been astonishingly
+patient about spending her time with baby. I have felt quite guilty,
+about it. But after to-day she will be free, as Mr. Buckley has found a
+nurse to relieve her. He was beginning to grow desperate about Mary and
+me--said we neither of us had a moment to waste on him--and yet could
+not find a nurse whom we felt we could afford. And yesterday a young
+woman walked into his office to put an advertisement in his paper for
+just such a position as we had to offer. She is a German, wants to learn
+English, and she will be here this afternoon."
+
+"Perhaps your little girl resented her coming," he suggested vaguely.
+"Perhaps that was the reason."
+
+"Mary resentful!" laughed Mrs. Buckley.
+
+"She doesn't, bless her gentle little heart, know the meaning of the
+word. Besides which we haven't told her about the girl, as we are rather
+looking forward to that first interview, and wondering how Mary will
+acquit herself in a conversational Waterloo. She can't, you know, make
+life miserable and information bitter to a German who speaks no
+English. 'Ja' or 'nein' alternately and interchangeably may baffle even
+her skill in questioning."
+
+Mary, meanwhile, was hurrying along the way to Camelot. She had not
+planned the expedition in advance. Rather, it was the inevitable
+reaction toward license which marks the success of any revolution. She
+had cast off the bonds of the baby carriage, her time and her life were
+her own, and the road stretched white and straight toward Camelot.
+
+It was afternoon and the sun was near its setting when at last she
+reached the towered city and found it in all ways delightful but in some
+surprising. She was prepared for the moat and for the drawbridge across
+it, but not for the exceeding dirtiness of its water and the dinginess
+of its barges. She had expected it to be wider and perhaps cleaner, and
+the castles struck her as being ill-adapted to resist siege and the
+shocks of war since nearly all their walls were windows. And through
+these windows she caught glimpses of the strangest interiors which ever
+palaces boasted. Miles and acres of bare wooden tables stood under the
+shade of straight iron trees. From the trees black ribbons depended. In
+the treetops there were wheels and shining iron bars, and all about the
+tables there were other iron bars and bolts and bands of greasy leather.
+
+"I don't see a round table anywhere," she reflected. "What do you s'pose
+they do with all those little square ones?" She sought the answer to
+this question through many a dirty pane and many a high-walled street.
+But the palaces and the streets were empty and the explorer discovered
+with a quick-sinking heart and confidence that she was alone and hungry
+and very far from home. She was treading close upon the verge of tears
+when her path debouched upon the central square of Camelot. And
+straightway she forgot her doubts and puzzlements, her hunger and her
+increasing weariness, for she had found "The Court." Across a fair green
+plaisance, all seemly beset with flower and shrub, the wide doors of a
+church stood open. Tall palaces were all about, and in every window, on
+every step, on the green benches which dotted the plaisance, on every
+possible elevation or post of observation, the good folk of Camelot
+stood or hung or even fought, to watch the procession of beauty and
+chivalry as it came foaming down the steps, broke into eddies, and
+disappeared among the thronging carriages. Mary found it quite easy to
+identify the illustrious personages in the procession when once she had
+realized that they would, of course, not be in armor on a summer's
+afternoon, and at what even, to her inexperienced eyes, was manifestly a
+wedding.
+
+First to emerge was a group of the younger knights, frock-coated,
+silk-hatted, pale gray of waistcoat and gloves, white and effulgent of
+_boutonniere_. Excitement, almost riot, resulted among the
+much-caparisoned horses, the much-favored coachmen, and the
+much-beribboned equipages of state. But the noise increased to clamor
+and eagerness to violence when an ethereal figure in floating tulle and
+clinging lace was led out into the afternoon light by a more resplendent
+edition of black-coated, gray-trousered knighthood.
+
+The next wave was all of pink chiffon and nodding plumes. The first
+wave, after trickling about the carriages and the coachmen, receded up
+the steps again to be lost and mingled in the third, and then both swept
+down to the carriages again and were absorbed. Then the steady tide of
+departing royalty set in. Then horses plunged, elderly knights fussed,
+court ladies commented upon the heat, the bride, the presents, or their
+neighbors. Then the bride's father mopped his brow and the bridegroom's
+mother wept a little. Then there was much shaking or waving of hands or
+of handkerchiefs. Then the bridal carriage began to move, the bride
+began to smile, and rice and flowers and confetti and good wishes and
+slippers filled the air. Then other carriages followed, then the good
+folk of Camelot followed, an aged man closed the wide church doors, and
+the square was left to the sparrows, pink sunshine, confetti, rice, and
+Mary.
+
+The little pilgrim's sunbonnet was hanging down her back, her hair was
+loose upon her shoulders, "an' real goldy" where it caught the sun, and
+her eyes were wide and deep with happiness and faith. She crossed the
+wide plaisance and stood upon the steps, she gathered up three white
+roses and a shred of lace, she sat down to rest upon the topmost step,
+she laid her cheek against the inhospitable doors, and, in the language
+of the stories she loved so well, "so fell she on sleep" with the tired
+flowers in her tired hands.
+
+And there Herbert Buckley found her. He had traveled far afield on that
+autumn afternoon; but it is not every day that the daughter of the owner
+of one-half the mills in a manufacturing town is married to the owner of
+the other half, and when such things do occur to the accompaniment of
+illustrious visitors, a half-holiday in all the mills, perfect weather,
+and unlimited hospitality, it behooves the progressive journalist and
+reporter for miles around to sing "haste to the wedding," and to draw
+largely upon his adjectives and his fountain pen. The editorial staff of
+the Arcady _Herald-Journal_ turned homeward, and was evolving phrases in
+which to describe that gala day when his eye caught the color of a
+familiar little sunbonnet, the outline of a familiar little figure. But
+such a drooping little sunbonnet! Such a relaxed little figure! Such a
+weary little face! And such a wildly impossible place in which to find a
+little daughter. Then he remembered having seen Miss Ann and Miss Agnes
+among the spectators and his wonder changed to indignation.
+
+It was nearly dark when Mary opened her eyes again and found herself
+sheltered in her father's arm and rocked by the old familiar motion of
+the buggy.
+
+"And then," she prompted sleepily as her old habit was, "what did they
+do then?"
+
+"They were married," his quiet voice replied.
+
+"And then?"
+
+"Oh, then they went away together and lived happily ever after."
+
+For some space there was silence and a star came out. Mary watched it
+drowsily and then drowsily began:
+
+"When I was to Camelot--"
+
+"Where?" demanded her father.
+
+"When I was to Camelot," she repeated, cuddling close to him as if to
+show that there were dearer places than that gorgeous city, "I saw a
+knight and a lady getting married. And lots of other knights were
+there--they didn't wear their fighting clothes--and lots of other
+ladies, pink ones. An' Arthur wore a stovepipe hat an' Guinevere wore a
+white dress, an' she had white feathers in her crown. An' Lancelot, he
+was there, all getting married. Daddy, dear," she broke off to question,
+"were you ever to Camelot?"
+
+"Oh, yes, I was there," he answered, "but it was a great many years
+ago."
+
+"Did you find roses?" she asked, exhibiting her wilted treasures.
+
+"I found your mother there, my dear."
+
+"And then, what did you do then?"
+
+"Well, then we were married and lived happily ever after."
+
+"And then--?"
+
+"There was you, and we lived happier ever after."
+
+And Mary fell on sleep again in the shelter of her father's arm while the
+stars came out and the glow of joyant Camelot lit all the southern sky.
+
+
+
+
+GREAT OAKS FROM LITTLE ACORNS
+
+
+
+Among the influences which, in America, promote harmony between alien
+races, the public school plays a most important part. The children, the
+teachers, the parents--whether of emigrant or native origin--the
+relatives and friends in distant countries, are all brought more or less
+under its amalgamating influences. In the schoolroom the child finds
+friends and playmates belonging to races widely different from his own;
+there Greek meets not only Greek, but Turk, American, Irish, German,
+French, English, Italian and Hungarian, and representatives of every
+other nation under the sun. The lion lying down with the lamb was
+nothing to it, because the lamb, though its feelings are not enlarged
+upon, must have been distinctly uncomfortable. But in the schoolroom
+Jew and Gentile work and play together; and black and white learn love
+and knowledge side by side.
+
+And long after more formal instruction has faded with the passing of the
+years a man of, perhaps, German origin will think kindly of the whole
+irresponsible Irish race when he remembers little Bridget O'Connor, who
+sat across the aisle in the old Cherry Street school, her quick temper
+and her swift remorse.
+
+Of course, all these nationalities are rarely encountered in one
+district, but a teacher often finds herself responsible for fifty
+children representing five or six of them. In the lower grades eight or
+ten may be so lately arrived as to speak no English. The teacher
+presiding over this polyglot community is often, herself, of foreign
+birth, yet they get on very well together, are very fond of one another,
+and very happy. The little foreigners, assisted by their more
+well-informed comrades, learn the language of the land, I regret to say
+that it is often tinctured with the language of the Bowery, in from six
+to twelve weeks, six weeks for the Jews, and twelve for the slower among
+the Germans' children. And again, it will be difficult to stir Otto
+Schmidt, at any stage of his career, into antagonism against the Jewish
+race, when he remembers the patience and loving kindness with which
+Maxie Fishandler labored with him and guided his first steps through the
+wilderness of the English tongue.
+
+These indirect but constant influences are undeniably the strongest, but
+at school the child is taught in history of the heroism and the strength
+of men and nations other than his own; he learns, with some degree of
+consternation, that Christopher Columbus was a "Dago," George Washington
+an officer in the English Army, and Christ, our Lord, a Jew. Geography,
+as it is now taught with copious illustrations and descriptions, shows
+undreamed-of beauties in countries hitherto despised. And gradually, as
+the pupils move on from class to class, they learn true democracy and
+man's brotherhood to man.
+
+But the work of the American public school does not stop with the
+children who come directly under its control. The board of education
+reaches, as no other organization does, the great mass of the
+population. All the other boards and departments established for the
+help and guidance of these people only succeed in badgering and
+frightening them. They are met, even at Ellis Island, by the board of
+health and they are subjected to all kinds of disagreeable and
+humiliating experiences culminating sometimes in quarantine and
+sometimes in deportation. Even after they have passed the barrier of the
+emigration office, the monster still pursues them. It disinfects their
+houses, it confiscates the rotten fish and vegetables which they
+hopefully display on their push-carts, it objects to their wrenching off
+and selling the plumbing appliances in their apartments, it interferes
+with them in twenty ways a day and hedges them round about with a
+hundred laws which they can only learn, as Parnell advised a follower to
+learn the rules of the House of Commons, by breaking them.
+
+Then comes the department of street cleaning, with its extraordinary
+ideas of the use of a thoroughfare. The new-comer is taught that the
+street is not the place for dead cats and cabbage stalks, and other
+trifles for which he has no further use. Neither may it be used, except
+with restrictions, as a bedroom or a nursery. The emigrant, puzzled but
+obliging, picks his progeny out of the gutter and lays it on the
+fire-escape. He then makes acquaintance of the fire department, and
+listens to its heated arguments. So perhaps he, still willing to please,
+reclaims the dead cat and the cabbage stalk, and proceeds to cremate
+them in the privacy of the back yard. Again the fire department, this
+time in snorting and horrible form, descends upon him. And all these
+manifestations of freedom are attended by the blue-coated police who
+interdict the few relaxations unprovided for by the other powers. These
+human monsters confiscate stilettos and razors; discourage
+pocket-picking, brick-throwing, the gathering of crowds and the general
+enjoyment of life. Their name is legion. Their appetite for figs, dates,
+oranges and bananas and graft is insatiable; they are omnipresent; they
+are argus-eyed; and their speech is always, "Keep movin' there. Keep
+movin'." And all these baneful influences may be summoned and set in
+action by another, but worse than all of them, known as the Gerry
+Society. This tyrant denies the parent's right in his own child, forbids
+him to allow a minor to work in sweatshop, store, or even on the stage,
+and enforces these commands, even to the extreme of removing the child
+altogether and putting it in an institution.
+
+In sharp contrast to all these ogres, the board of education shines
+benignant and bland. Here is power making itself manifest in the form of
+young ladies, kindly of eye and speech, who take a sweet and friendly
+interest in the children and all that concerns them. Woman meets woman
+and no policeman interferes. The little ones are cared for, instructed,
+kept out of mischief for five hours a day, taught the language and
+customs of the country in which they are to make their living or their
+fortunes; and generally, though the board of education does not insist
+upon it, they are cherished and watched over. Doctors attend them,
+nurses wait upon them, dentists torture them, oculists test them.
+
+Friendships frequently spring up between parent and teacher, and it
+often lies in the power of the latter to be of service by giving either
+advice or more substantial aid. At Mothers' meetings the cultivation of
+tolerance still goes on. There, women of widely different class and
+nationality, meet on the common ground of their children's welfare. Then
+there are roof gardens, recreation piers and parks, barges and
+excursions, all designed to help the poorer part of the city's
+population--without regard to creed or nationality--to bear and to help
+their children to bear the killing heat of summer. So Jew and Gentile,
+black and white, commingle; and gradually old hostilities are forgotten
+or corrected. The board of education provides night schools for adults
+and free lectures upon every conceivable interesting topic, including
+the history and geography and natural history of distant lands.
+Travelers always draw large audiences to their lectures.
+
+The children soon learn to read well enough to translate the American
+papers and there are always newspapers in the different vernaculars, so
+that the emigrant soon becomes interested not only in the news of his
+own country, but in the multitudinous topics which go to make up
+American life. He soon grasps at least the outlines of politics,
+national and international, and before he can speak English he will
+address an audience of his fellow countrymen on "Our Glorious American
+Institutions."
+
+It is not only the emigrant parent who profits by the work of the public
+school. The American parent also finds himself, or generally herself,
+brought into friendly contact with the foreign teachers and the foreign
+friends of her children. The New York public school system culminates in
+the Normal College, which trains women as teachers, and the College of
+the City of New York, which offers courses to young men in the
+profession of law, engineering, teaching, and, besides, a course in
+business training. The commencement at these institutions brings
+strangely contrasted parents together in a common interest and a common
+pride. The students seem much like one another, but the parents are so
+widely dissimilar as to make the similarity of their offspring an
+amazing fact for contemplation. Mothers with shawls over their heads and
+work-distorted hands sit beside mothers in Parisian costumes, and the
+silk-clad woman is generally clever enough to appreciate and to admire
+the spirit which strengthened her weary neighbor through all the years
+of self-denial, labor, poverty and often hunger, which were necessary to
+pay for the leisure and the education of son or daughter. The feeling of
+inferiority, of uselessness, which this realization entails may
+humiliate the idle woman but it is bound to do her good. It will
+certainly deprive her conversation of sweeping criticisms on lives and
+conditions unknown to her. It will also utterly do away with many of her
+prejudices against the foreigner and it will make the "Let them eat
+cake" attitude impossible.
+
+And so the child, the parent, the teacher and the home-staying relative
+are brought to feel their kinship with all the world through the agency
+of the public school, but the teacher learns the lesson most fully, most
+consciously. The value to the cause of peace and good-will in the
+community of an army of thousands of educated men and women holding
+views such as these cannot easily be over-estimated. The teachers, too,
+are often aliens and nearly always of a race different from their
+pupils, yet you will rarely meet a teacher who is not delighted with her
+charges.
+
+"Do come," they always say, "and see my little Italians, or Irish, or
+German, or picaninnies; they are the sweetest little things," or, if
+they be teachers of a higher grade, "They are the cleverest and the most
+charming children." They are all clever in their different ways, and
+they are all charming to those who know them, and the work of the public
+school is to make this charm and cleverness appreciated, so that race
+misunderstandings in the adult populations may grow fewer and fewer.
+
+The only dissatisfied teacher I ever encountered was a girl of old
+Knickerbocker blood, who was considered by her relatives to be too
+fragile and refined to teach any children except the darlings of the
+upper West side, where some of the rich are democratic enough to
+patronize the public school. From what we heard of her experiences,
+"patronize" is quite the proper word to use in this connection. A group
+of us, classmates, had been comparing notes and asked her from what
+country her charges came. "Oh, they are just kids," she answered
+dejectedly, "ordinary every-day kids, with Dutch cut hair, Russian
+blouses, belts at the knee line, sandals, and nurses to convey them to
+and from school. You never saw anything so tiresome."
+
+It grew finally so tiresome that she applied for a transfer, and took
+the Knickerbocker spirit down to the Jewish quarter, where it gladdened
+the young Jacobs, Rachaels, Isadors and Rebeccas entrusted to her care.
+Her place among the nursery pets was taken by a dark-eyed Russian girl,
+who found the uptown babies, the despised "just kids," as entertaining,
+as lovable, and as instructive as the Knickerbocker girl found the Jews.
+Well, and so they are all of them, lovable, entertaining and
+instructive, and the man or woman who goes among them with an open heart
+and eye will find much material for thought and humility, and one
+function of the public school is to promote this understanding and
+appreciation. It has done wonders in the past, and every year finds it
+better equipped for its work of amalgamation. The making of an American
+citizen is its stated function, but its graduates will be citizens not
+only of America. In sympathy, at least, they will be citizens of the
+world.
+
+
+FINIS
+
+
+
+
+
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