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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Hoosier Schoolmaster, by Edward Eggleston
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+Title: The Hoosier Schoolmaster
+ A Story of Backwoods Life in Indiana
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+Author: Edward Eggleston
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+Release Date: February 18, 2005 [EBook #15099]
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+THE HOOSIER
+SCHOOLMASTER
+
+A Story of Backwoods Life
+in Indiana
+
+REVISED
+
+with an introduction and Notes on the District
+by the Author,
+
+EDWARD EGGLESTON
+
+With Character Sketches by
+
+F. OPPER
+
+and other Illustrations by
+
+W.E.B. STARKWEATHER
+
+
+GROSSET & DUNLAP
+PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
+
+1871
+
+
+
+
+AS A PEBBLE CAST UPON A GREAT
+CAIRN, THIS EDITION IS INSCRIBED TO THE
+MEMORY OF JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL,
+WHOSE CORDIAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO MY
+EARLY STUDIES OF AMERICAN DIALECT IS
+GRATEFULLY REMEMBERED.
+
+THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE TO THE LIBRARY EDITION.
+
+BEING THE HISTORY OF A STORY.
+
+
+"THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-MASTER" was written and printed in the autumn of
+1871. It is therefore now about twenty-one years old, and the publishers
+propose to mark its coming of age by issuing a library edition. I avail
+myself of the occasion to make some needed revisions, and to preface the
+new edition with an account of the origin and adventures of the book. If
+I should seem to betray unbecoming pride in speaking of a story that has
+passed into several languages and maintained an undiminished popularity
+for more than a score of years, I count on receiving the indulgence
+commonly granted to paternal vanity when celebrating the majority of a
+first-born. With all its faults on its head, this little tale has become
+a classic, in the bookseller's sense at least; and a public that has
+shown so constant a partiality for it has a right to feel some curiosity
+regarding its history.
+
+I persuade myself that additional extenuation for this biography of a
+book is to be found in the relation which "The Hoosier School-Master"
+happens to bear to the most significant movement in American literature
+in our generation. It is the file-leader of the procession of American
+dialect novels. Before the appearance of this story, the New England
+folk-speech had long been employed for various literary purposes, it is
+true; and after its use by Lowell, it had acquired a standing that made
+it the classic _lingua rustica_ of the United States. Even Hoosiers and
+Southerners when put into print, as they sometimes were in rude
+burlesque stories, usually talked about "huskin' bees" and "apple-parin'
+bees" and used many other expressions foreign to their vernacular.
+American literature hardly touched the speech and life of the people
+outside of New England; in other words, it was provincial in the narrow
+sense.
+
+I can hardly suppose that "The Hoosier School-Master" bore any causative
+relation to that broader provincial movement in our literature which now
+includes such remarkable productions as the writings of Mr. Cable, Mr.
+Harris, Mr. Page, Miss Murfree, Mr. Richard Malcom Johnson, Mr. Howe,
+Mr. Garland, some of Mrs. Burnett's stories and others quite worthy of
+inclusion in this list. The taking up of life in this regional way has
+made our literature really national by the only process possible. The
+Federal nation has at length manifested a consciousness of the
+continental diversity of its forms of life. The "great American novel,"
+for which prophetic critics yearned so fondly twenty years ago, is
+appearing in sections. I may claim for this book the distinction, such
+as it is, of being the first of the dialect stories that depict a life
+quite beyond New England influence. Some of Mr. Bret Harte's brief and
+powerful tales had already foreshadowed this movement toward a larger
+rendering of our life. But the romantic character of Mr. Harte's
+delightful stories and the absence of anything that can justly be called
+dialect in them mark them as rather forerunners than beginners of the
+prevailing school. For some years after the appearance of the present
+novel, my own stories had to themselves the field of provincial realism
+(if, indeed, there be any such thing as realism) before there came the
+succession of fine productions which have made the last fourteen years
+notable.
+
+Though it had often occurred to me to write something in the dialect now
+known as Hoosier--the folk-speech of the southern part of Ohio, Indiana,
+and Illinois of forty years ago--I had postponed the attempt
+indefinitely, probably because the only literary use that had been made
+of the allied speech of the Southwest had been in the books of the
+primitive humorists of that region. I found it hard to dissociate in my
+own mind the dialect from the somewhat coarse boisterousness which
+seemed inseparable from it in the works of these rollicking writers. It
+chanced that in 1871 Taine's lectures on "Art in the Netherlands," or
+rather Mr. John Durand's translation of them, fell into my hands as a
+book for editorial review. These discourses are little else than an
+elucidation of the thesis that the artist of originality will work
+courageously with the materials he finds in his own environment. In
+Taine's view, all life has matter for the artist, if only he have eyes
+to see.
+
+Many years previous to the time of which I am now speaking, while I was
+yet a young man, I had projected a lecture on the Hoosier folk-speech,
+and had even printed during the war a little political skit in that
+dialect in a St. Paul paper. So far as I know, nothing else had ever
+been printed in the Hoosier. Under the spur of Taine's argument, I now
+proceeded to write a short story wholly in the dialect spoken in my
+childhood by rustics on the north side of the Ohio River. This tale I
+called "The Hoosier School-Master." It consisted almost entirely of an
+autobiographical narration in dialect by Mirandy Means of the incidents
+that form the groundwork of the present story. I was the newly
+installed editor of a weekly journal, _Hearth and Home_, and I sent this
+little story in a new dialect to my printer. It chanced that one of the
+proprietors of the paper saw a part of it in proof. He urged me to take
+it back and make a longer story out of the materials, and he expressed
+great confidence in the success of such a story. Yielding to his
+suggestion, I began to write this novel from week to week as it appeared
+in the paper, and thus found myself involved in the career of a
+novelist, which had up to that time formed no part of my plan of life.
+In my inexperience I worked at a white-heat, completing the book in ten
+weeks. Long before these weeks of eager toil were over, it was a
+question among my friends whether the novel might not write _finis_ to
+me before I should see the end of it.
+
+The sole purpose I had in view at first was the resuscitation of the
+dead-and-alive newspaper of which I had ventured to take charge. One of
+the firm of publishers thought much less favorably of my story than his
+partner did. I was called into the private office and informed with some
+severity that my characters were too rough to be presentable in a paper
+so refined as ours. I confess they did seem somewhat too robust for a
+sheet so anæmic as _Hearth and Home_ had been in the months just
+preceding. But when, the very next week after this protest was made, the
+circulation of the paper increased some thousands at a bound, my
+employer's critical estimate of the work underwent a rapid change--a
+change based on what seemed to him better than merely literary
+considerations. By the time the story closed, at the end of fourteen
+instalments, the subscription list had multiplied itself four or five
+fold. It is only fair to admit, however, that the original multiplicand
+had been rather small.
+
+Papers in Canada and in some of the other English colonies transferred
+the novel bodily to their columns, and many of the American country
+papers helped themselves to it quite freely. It had run some weeks of
+its course before it occurred to any one that it might profitably be
+reprinted in book form. The publishers were loath to risk much in the
+venture. The newspaper type was rejustified to make a book page, and
+barely two thousand copies were printed for a first edition. I remember
+expressing the opinion that the number was too large.
+
+"The Hoosier School-Master" was pirated with the utmost promptitude by
+the Messrs. Routledge, in England, for that was in the barbarous days
+before international copyright, when English publishers complained of
+the unscrupulousness of American reprinters, while they themselves
+pounced upon every line of American production that promised some
+shillings of profit. "The Hoosier School-Master" was brought out in
+England in a cheap, sensational form. The edition of ten thousand has
+long been out of print. For this large edition and for the editions
+issued in the British colonies and in continental Europe I have never
+received a penny. A great many men have made money out of the book, but
+my own returns have been comparatively small. For its use in serial form
+I received nothing beyond my salary as editor. On the copyright edition
+I have received the moderate royalty allowed to young authors at the
+outset of their work. The sale of the American edition in the first
+twenty years amounted to seventy thousand copies. The peculiarity of
+this sale is its steadiness. After twenty years, "The Hoosier
+School-Master" is selling at the average rate of more than three
+thousand copies per annum. During the last half-dozen years the
+popularity of the book has apparently increased, and its twentieth year
+closed with a sale of twenty-one hundred in six months. Only those who
+are familiar with the book trade and who know how brief is the life of
+the average novel will understand how exceptional is this
+long-continued popularity.
+
+Some of the newspaper reviewers of twenty years ago were a little
+puzzled to know what to make of a book in so questionable a shape, for
+the American dialect novel was then a new-comer. But nothing could have
+given a beginner more genuine pleasure than the cordial commendation of
+the leading professional critic of the time, the late Mr. George Ripley,
+who wrote an extended review of this book for the _Tribune_. The monthly
+magazines all spoke of "The Hoosier School-Master" in terms as favorable
+as it deserved. I cannot pretend that I was content with these notices
+at the time, for I had the sensitiveness of a beginner. But on looking
+at the reviews in the magazines of that day, I am amused to find that
+the faults pointed out in the work of my prentice hand are just those
+that I should be disposed to complain of now, if it were any part of my
+business to tell the reader wherein I might have done better.
+
+_The Nation_, then in its youth, honored "The Hoosier School-Master" by
+giving it two pages, mostly in discussion of its dialect, but dispensing
+paradoxical praise and censure in that condescending way with which we
+are all familiar enough. According to its critic, the author had
+understood and described the old Western life, but he had done it
+"quite sketchily, to be sure." Yet it was done "with essential truth and
+some effectiveness." The critic, however instantly stands on the other
+foot again and adds that the book "is not a captivating one." But he
+makes amends in the very next sentence by an allusion to "the
+faithfulness of its transcript of the life it depicts," and then
+instantly balances the account on the adverse side of the ledger by
+assuring the reader that "it has no interest of passion or mental
+power." But even this fatal conclusion is diluted by a dependent clause.
+"Possibly," says the reviewer, "the good feeling of the intertwined love
+story may conciliate the good-will of some of the malcontent." One could
+hardly carry further the fine art of oscillating between moderate
+commendation and parenthetical damnation--an art that lends a factitious
+air of judicial impartiality and mental equipoise. Beyond question, _The
+Nation_ is one of the ablest weekly papers in the world; the admirable
+scholarship of its articles and reviews in departments of special
+knowledge might well be a subject of pride to any American. But its
+inadequate reviews of current fiction add nothing to its value, and its
+habitual tone of condescending depreciation in treating imaginative
+literature of indigenous origin is one of the strongest discouragements
+to literary production.
+
+The main value of good criticism lies in its readiness and penetration
+in discovering and applauding merit not before recognized, or
+imperfectly recognized. This is a conspicuous trait of Sainte-Beuve, the
+greatest of all newspaper critics. He knew how to be severe upon
+occasion, but he saw talent in advance of the public and dispensed
+encouragement heartily, so that he made himself almost a foster-father
+to the literature of his generation in France. But there is a class of
+anonymous reviewers in England and America who seem to hold a
+traditional theory that the function of a critic toward new-born talent
+is analogous to that of Pharaoh toward the infant Jewish population[1].
+
+During the first year after its publication "The Hoosier School-Master"
+was translated into French and published in a condensed form in the
+_Revue des Deux Mondes_. The translator was the writer who signs the
+name M. Th. Bentzon, and who is well known to be Madame Blanc. This
+French version afterward appeared in book form in the same volume with
+one of Mr. Thomas Bailey Aldrich's stories and some other stories of
+mine. In this latter shape I have never seen it. The title given to the
+story by Madame Blanc was "Le Maître d'École de Flat Creek." It may be
+imagined that the translator found it no easy task to get equivalents in
+French for expressions in a dialect new and strange. "I'll be dog-on'd"
+appears in French as "devil take me" ("_diable m'emporte_"), which is
+not bad; the devil being rather a jolly sort of fellow, in French. "The
+Church of the Best Licks" seems rather unrenderable, and I do not see
+how the translator could have found a better phrase for it than
+"_L'Eglise des Raclées_" though "_raclées_" does not convey the double
+sense of "licks." "_Jim epelait vite comme l'eclair_" is not a good
+rendering of "Jim spelled like lightning," since it is not the celerity
+of the spelling that is the main consideration. "_Concours
+d'epellation_" is probably the best equivalent for "spelling-school,"
+but it seems something more stately in its French dress. When Bud says,
+with reference to Hannah, "I never took no shine that air way," the
+phrase is rather too idiomatic for the French tongue, and it becomes "I
+haven't run after that hare" ("_Je n'ai pas chassé ce lièvre-la_").
+Perhaps the most sadly amusing thing in the translation is the way the
+meaning of the nickname Shocky is missed in an explanatory foot-note. It
+is, according to the translator, an abbreviation or corruption of the
+English word "shocking," which expresses the shocking ugliness of the
+child--"_qui exprime la laideur choquante de l'enfant_."
+
+A German version of "The Hoosier School-Master" was made about the time
+of the appearance of the French translation, but of this I have never
+seen a copy. I know of it only from the statement made to me by a German
+professor, that he had read it in German before he knew any English.
+What are the equivalents in High German for "right smart" and "dog-on" I
+cannot imagine.
+
+Several years after the publication of "The Hoosier School-Master" it
+occurred to Mr. H. Hansen, of Kjöge, in Denmark, to render it into
+Danish. Among the Danes the book enjoyed a popularity as great, perhaps,
+as it has had at home. The circulation warranted Mr. Hansen and his
+publisher in bringing out several other novels of mine. The Danish
+translator was the only person concerned in the various foreign
+editions of this book who had the courtesy to ask the author's leave.
+Under the old conditions in regard to international copyright, an author
+came to be regarded as one not entitled even to common civilities in the
+matter of reprinting his works--he was to be plundered without
+politeness. As I look at the row of my books in the unfamiliar Danish, I
+am reminded of that New England mother who, on recovering her children
+carried away by the Canadian Indians, found it impossible to communicate
+with a daughter who spoke only French and a son who knew nothing but the
+speech of his savage captors. Mr. Hansen was thoughtful enough to send
+me the reviews of my books in the Danish newspapers; and he had the
+double kindness to translate these into English and to leave out all but
+those that were likely to be agreeable to my vanity. Of these I remember
+but a single sentence, and that because it was expressed with felicity.
+The reviewer said of the fun in "The Hoosier School-Master:" "This is
+humor laughing to keep from bursting into tears."
+
+A year or two before the appearance of "The Hoosier School-Master," a
+newspaper article of mine touching upon American dialect interested Mr.
+Lowell, and he urged me to "look for the foreign influence" that has
+affected the speech of the Ohio River country. My reverence for him as
+the master in such studies did not prevent me from feeling that the
+suggestion was a little absurd. But at a later period I became aware
+that North Irishmen used many of the pronunciations and idioms that
+distinctly characterized the language of old-fashioned people on the
+Ohio. Many Ulster men say "wair" for were and "air" for are, for
+example. Connecting this with the existence of a considerable element of
+Scotch-Irish names in the Ohio River region, I could not doubt that here
+was one of the keys the master had bidden me look for. While pursuing at
+a later period a series of investigations into the culture-history of
+the American people in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, I
+became much interested in the emigration to America from the north of
+Ireland, a movement that waxed and waned as the great Irish-linen
+industry of the last century declined or prospered. The first American
+home of these Irish was Pennsylvania. A portion of them were
+steady-going, psalm-singing, money-getting people, who in course of time
+made themselves felt in the commerce, politics, and intellectual life of
+the nation. There was also a dare-devil element, descended perhaps from
+those rude borderers who were deported to Ireland more for the sake of
+the peace of North Britain than for the benefit of Ireland. In this
+rougher class there was perhaps a larger dash of the Celtic fire that
+came from the wild Irish women whom the first Scotch settlers in Ulster
+made the mothers of their progeny. Arrived in the wilds of Pennsylvania,
+these Irishmen built rude cabins, planted little patches of corn and
+potatoes, and distilled a whiskey that was never suffered to grow
+mellow. The forest was congenial to men who spent much the larger part
+of their time in boisterous sport of one sort or another. The
+manufacture of the rifle was early brought to Lancaster, in
+Pennsylvania, direct from the land of its invention by Swiss emigrants,
+and in the adventurous Scotch-Irishman of the Pennsylvania frontier the
+rifle found its fellow. Irish settlers became hunters of wild beasts,
+explorers, pioneers, and warriors against the Indians, upon whom they
+avenged their wrongs with relentless ferocity. Both the Irish race and
+the intermingled Pennsylvania Dutch were prolific, and the up-country of
+Pennsylvania soon overflowed. Emigration was held in check to the
+westward for a while by the cruel massacres of the French and Indian
+wars, and one river of population poured itself southward into the
+fertile valleys of the Virginia mountain country; another and larger
+flood swept still farther to the south along the eastern borders of the
+Appalachian range until it reached the uplands of Carolina. When the
+militia of one county in South Carolina was mustered during the
+Revolution, it was found that every one of the thirty-five hundred men
+enrolled were natives of Pennsylvania. These were mainly sons of North
+Irishmen, and from the Carolina Irish sprang Calhoun, the most
+aggressive statesman that has appeared in America, and Jackson, the most
+brilliant military genius in the whole course of our history. Before the
+close of the Revolution this adventurous race had begun to break over
+the passes of the Alleghanies into the dark and bloody ground of
+Kentucky and Tennessee. Soon afterward a multitude of Pennsylvanians of
+all stocks--the Scotch-Irish and those Germans, Swiss, and Hollanders
+who are commonly classed together as the Pennsylvania Dutch, as well as
+a large number of people of English descent--began to migrate down the
+Ohio Valley. Along with them came professional men and people of more or
+less culture, chiefly from eastern Virginia and Maryland. There came
+also into Indiana and Illinois, from the border States and from as far
+south as North Carolina and Tennessee, a body of "poor whites." These
+semi-nomadic people, descendants of the colonial bond-servants, formed,
+in the second quarter of the nineteenth century, the lowest rank of
+Hoosiers. But as early as 1845 there was a considerable exodus of these
+to Missouri. From Pike County, in that State, they wended their way to
+California, to appear in Mr. Bret Harte's stories as "Pikes." The
+movement of this class out of Indiana went on with augmented volume in
+the fifties. The emigrants of this period mostly sought the States lying
+just west of the Mississippi, and the poorer sort made the trip in
+little one-horse wagons of the sorriest description, laden mainly with
+white-headed children and followed by the yellow curs that are the one
+luxury indispensable to a family of this class. To this migration and to
+a liberal provision for popular education Indiana owes a great
+improvement in the average intelligence of her people. As early as 1880,
+I believe, the State had come to rank with some of the New England
+States in the matter of literacy.
+
+The folk-speech of the Ohio River country has many features in common
+with that of the eastern Middle States, while it received but little
+from the dignified eighteenth-century English of eastern Virginia. There
+are distinct traces of the North-Irish in the idioms and in the peculiar
+pronunciations. One finds also here and there a word from the
+"Pennsylvania Dutch," such as "waumus" for a loose jacket, from the
+German _wamms_, a doublet, and "smearcase" for cottage cheese, from the
+German _schmierkäse_. The only French word left by the old _voyageurs_,
+so far as I now remember, is "cordelle," to tow a boat by a rope carried
+along the shore.
+
+Substantially the same folk-speech exists wherever the Pennsylvania
+migration formed the main element of the primitive settlement. I have
+heard the same dialect in the South Carolina uplands that one gets from
+a Posey County Hoosier, or rather that one used to get in the old days
+before the vandal school-master had reduced the vulgar tongue to the
+monotonous propriety of what we call good English.
+
+In drawing some of the subordinate characters in this tale a little too
+baldly from the model, I fell into an error common to inexperienced
+writers. It is amusing to observe that these portrait characters seem
+the least substantial of all the figures in the book. Dr. Small is a
+rather unrealistic villain, but I knew him well and respected him in my
+boyish heart for a most exemplary Christian of good family at the very
+time that, according to testimony afterward given, he was diversifying
+his pursuits as a practising physician by leading a gang of burglars.
+More than one person has been pointed out as the original of Bud Means,
+and I believe there are one or two men each of whom flatters himself
+that he posed for the figure of the first disciple of the Church of the
+Best Licks. Bud is made up of elements found in some of his race, but
+not in any one man. Not dreaming that the story would reach beyond the
+small circulation of _Hearth and Home_, I used the names of people in
+Switzerland and Decatur counties, in Indiana, almost without being aware
+of it. I have heard that a young man bearing the surname given to one of
+the rudest families in this book had to suffer many gibes while a
+student at an Indiana college. I here do public penance for my culpable
+indiscretion.
+
+"Jeems Phillips," name and all, is a real person whom at the time of
+writing this story I had not seen since I was a lad of nine and he a man
+of nearly forty. He was a mere memory to me, and was put into the book
+with some slighting remarks which the real Jeems did not deserve. I did
+not know that he was living, and it did not seem likely that the story
+would have vitality enough to travel all the way to Indiana. But the
+portion referring to Phillips was transferred to the county paper
+circulating among Jeems' neighbors. For once the good-natured man was,
+as they say in Hoosier, "mad," and he threatened to thrash the editor.
+"Do you think he means you?" demanded the editor. "To be sure he does,"
+said the champion speller. "Can you spell?" "I can spell down any master
+that ever came to our district," he replied. As time passed on,
+Phillips found himself a lion. Strangers desired an introduction to him
+as a notability, and invited the champion to dissipate with them at the
+soda fountain in the village drug store. It became a matter of pride
+with him that he was the most famous speller in the world. Two years
+ago, while visiting the town of my nativity, I met upon the street the
+aged Jeems Phillips, whom I had not seen for more than forty years. I
+would go far to hear him "spell down" a complacent school-master once
+more.
+
+The publication of this book gave rise to an amusing revival of the
+spelling-school as a means of public entertainment, not in rustic
+regions alone, but in towns also. The furor extended to the great cities
+of New York and London, and reached at last to farthest Australia,
+spreading to every region in which English is spelled or spoken. But the
+effect of the chapter on the spelling-school was temporary and
+superficial; the only organization that came from the spelling-school
+mania, so far as I know, was an association of proof-readers in London
+to discuss mooted points. The sketch of the Church of the Best Licks,
+however, seems to have made a deep and enduring impression upon
+individuals and to have left some organized results. I myself
+endeavored to realize it, and for five years I was the pastor of a
+church in Brooklyn, organized on a basis almost as simple as that in the
+Flat Creek school-house. The name I rendered into respectable English,
+and the Church of the Best Licks became the Church of Christian
+Endeavor. It was highly successful in doing that which a church ought to
+do, and its methods of work have been widely copied. After my work as a
+minister had been definitely closed, the name and the underlying thought
+of this church were borrowed for a young people's society; and thus the
+little story of good endeavor in Indiana seems to have left a permanent
+mark on the ecclesiastical organization of the time.
+
+If any one, judging by the length of this preface, should conclude that
+I hold my little book in undue esteem, let him know that I owe it more
+than one grudge. It is said that Thomas Campbell, twenty years after the
+appearance of his best-known poem, was one day introduced as "the author
+of 'The Pleasures of Hope.'" "Confound 'The Pleasures of Hope,'" he
+protested; "can't I write anything else?" So, however much I may prefer
+my later work, more carefully wrought in respect of thought, structure,
+and style, this initial novel, the favorite of the larger public, has
+become inseparably associated with my name. Often I have mentally
+applied Campbell's imprecation on "The Pleasures of Hope" to this
+story. I could not write in this vein now if I would, and twenty-one
+years have made so many changes in me that I dare not make any but minor
+changes in this novel. The author of "The Hoosier School-Master" is
+distinctly not I; I am but his heir and executor; and since he is a more
+popular writer than I, why should I meddle with his work? I have,
+however, ventured to make some necessary revision of the diction, and
+have added notes, mostly with reference to the dialect.
+
+A second grudge against this story is that somehow its readers persist
+in believing it to be a bit of my own life. Americans are credulous
+believers in that miracle of the imagination whom no one has ever seen
+in the flesh--the self-made man. Some readers of "The Hoosier
+School-Master" have settled it for a certainty that the author sprang
+from the rustic class he has described. One lady even wrote to inquire
+whether my childhood were not represented in Shocky, the little lad out
+of the poor-house. A biographical sketch of me in Italian goes so far as
+to state that among the hard resorts by which I made a living in my
+early life was the teaching of a Sunday-school in Chicago.
+
+No one knows so well as I the faults of immaturity and inexperience that
+characterize this book. But perhaps after all the public is right in so
+often preferring an author's first book. There is what Emerson would
+have called a "central spontaneity" about the work of a young man that
+may give more delight to the reader than all the precision of thought
+and perfection of style for which we strive as life advances.
+
+JOSHUA'S ROCK ON LAKE GEORGE, 1892.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 1: Since writing the passage in the text, I have met with the
+following in _The Speaker_, of London: "Everybody knows that when an
+important work is published in history, philosophy, or any branch of
+science, the editor of a respectable paper employs an expert to review
+it; . . . indeed, the more abstruse the subject of the book, the more
+careful and intelligent you will find the review. . . . It is equally
+well known that works of fiction and books of verse are not treated with
+anything like the same care. . . . A good poem, play, or novel is at
+least as fine an achievement as a good history; yet the history gets the
+benefit of an expert's judgment and two columns of thoughtful pimse or
+censure, while the poem, play, or novel is treated to ten skittish lines
+by the hack who happens to be within nearest call when the book comes
+in."]
+
+
+
+
+PART OF THE PREFACE TO THE
+
+FIRST EDITION.
+
+
+I may as well confess, what it would be affectation to conceal, that I
+am more than pleased with the generous reception accorded to this story
+as a serial in the columns of _Hearth and Home_. It has been in my mind
+since I was a Hoosier boy to do something toward describing life in the
+back-country districts of the Western States. It used to be a matter of
+no little jealousy with us, I remember, that the manners, customs,
+thoughts, and feelings of New England country people filled so large a
+place in books, while our life, not less interesting, not less romantic,
+and certainly not less filled with humorous and grotesque material, had
+no place in literature. It was as though we were shut out of good
+society. And, with the single exception of Alice Gary, perhaps, our
+Western writers did not dare speak of the West otherwise than as the
+unreal world to which Cooper's lively imagination had given birth.
+
+I had some anxiety lest Western readers should take offence at my
+selecting what must always seem an exceptional phase of life to those
+who have grown up in the more refined regions of the West. But nowhere
+has the School-master been received more kindly than in his own country
+and among his own people.
+
+Some of those who have spoken generous words of the School-master and
+his friends have suggested that the story is an autobiography. But it is
+not, save in the sense in which every work of art is an autobiography:
+in that it is the result of the experience and observation of the
+writer. Readers will therefore bear in mind that not Ralph nor Bud nor
+Brother Sodom nor Dr. Small represents the writer, nor do I appear, as
+Talleyrand said of Madame de Staël, "disguised as a woman," in the
+person of Hannah or Mirandy. Some of the incidents have been drawn from
+life; none of them, I believe, from my own. I should like to be
+considered a member of the Church of the Best Licks, however.
+
+It has been in my mind to append some remarks, philological and
+otherwise, upon the dialect, but Professor Lowell's admirable and
+erudite preface to the Biglow Papers must be the despair of every one
+who aspires to write on Americanisms. To Mr. Lowell belongs the
+distinction of being the only one of our most eminent authors and the
+only one of our most eminent scholars who has given careful attention to
+American dialects. But while I have not ventured to discuss the
+provincialisms of the Indiana backwoods, I have been careful to preserve
+the true _usus loquendi_ of each locution.
+
+BROOKLYN, December, 1871.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+CHAPTER I
+ PAGE
+A Private Lesson from a Bulldog . . . 37
+
+CHAPTER II.
+A Spell Coming. . . . . . . . . . . . 52
+
+CHAPTER III.
+Mirandy, Hank, and Shocky . . . . . . 57
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+Spelling Down the Master. . . . . . . 70
+
+CHAPTER V.
+The Walk Home . . . . . . . . . . . . 90
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+A Night at Pete Jones's . . . . . . . 97
+
+CHAPTER VII
+Ominous Remarks of Mr. Jones. . . . . 105
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+The Struggle in the Dark. . . . . . . 109
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+Has God Forgotten Shocky? . . . . . . 114
+
+CHAPTER X.
+The Devil of Silence. . . . . . . . . 118
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+Miss Martha Hawkins . . . . . . . . . 125
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+The Hardshell Preacher. . . . . . . . 133
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+A Struggle for the Mastery. . . . . . 143
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+A Crisis with Bud . . . . . . . . . . 150
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+The Church of the Best Licks. . . . . 157
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+The Church Militant . . . . . . . . . 163
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+A Council of War. . . . . . . . . . . 169
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+Odds and Ends . . . . . . . . . . . . 175
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+Face to Face. . . . . . . . . . . . . 180
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+God Remembers Shocky. . . . . . . . . 185
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+Miss Nancy Sawyer . . . . . . . . . . 192
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+Pancakes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 195
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+A Charitable Institution. . . . . . . 203
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+The Good Samaritan. . . . . . . . . . 212
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+Bud Wooing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 215
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+A Letter and its Consequences . . . . 220
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+A Loss and a Gain . . . . . . . . . . 224
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+The Flight. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 228
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+The Trial . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 234
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+"Brother Sodom" . . . . . . . . . . . 249
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+The Trial Concluded . . . . . . . . . 254
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+After the Battle. . . . . . . . . . . 269
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+Into the Light. . . . . . . . . . . . 274
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+"How it Came Out" . . . . . . . . . . 278
+
+
+
+
+The Hoosier School-Master.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+A PRIVATE LESSON FROM A BULLDOG.
+
+
+"Want to be a school-master, do you? You? Well, what would _you_ do in
+Flat Crick deestrick, _I'd_ like to know? Why, the boys have driv off
+the last two, and licked the one afore them like blazes. You might teach
+a summer school, when nothin' but children come. But I 'low it takes a
+right smart _man_ to be school-master in Flat Crick in the winter.
+They'd pitch you out of doors, sonny, neck and heels, afore Christmas."
+
+The young man, who had walked ten miles to get the school in this
+district, and who had been mentally reviewing his learning at every step
+he took, trembling lest the committee should find that he did not know
+enough, was not a little taken aback at this greeting from "old Jack
+Means," who was the first trustee that he lighted on. The impression
+made by these ominous remarks was emphasized by the glances which he
+received from Jack Means's two sons. The older one eyed him from the top
+of his brawny shoulders with that amiable look which a big dog turns on
+a little one before shaking him. Ralph Hartsook had never thought of
+being measured by the standard of muscle. This notion of beating
+education into young savages in spite of themselves dashed his ardor.
+
+He had walked right to where Jack Means was at work shaving shingles in
+his own front yard. While Mr. Means was making the speech which we have
+set down above, and punctuating it with expectorations, a large brindle
+bulldog had been sniffing at Ralph's heels, and a girl in a new
+linsey-woolsey dress, standing by the door, had nearly giggled her head
+off at the delightful prospect of seeing a new school-teacher eaten up
+by the ferocious brute.
+
+The disheartening words of the old man, the immense muscles of the young
+man who was to be his rebellious pupil, the jaws of the ugly bulldog,
+and the heartless giggle of the girl, gave Ralph a delightful sense of
+having precipitated himself into a den of wild beasts. Faint with
+weariness and discouragement, and shivering with fear, he sat down on a
+wheelbarrow.
+
+"You, Bull!" said the old man to the dog, which was showing more and
+more a disposition to make a meal of the incipient pedagogue, "you,
+Bull! git aout[2], you pup!" The dog walked sullenly off, but not until
+he had given Ralph a look full of promise of what he meant to do when he
+got a good chance. Ralph wished himself back in the village of
+Lewisburg, whence he had come.
+
+"You see," continued Mr. Means, spitting in a meditative sort of a way,
+"you see, we a'n't none of your saft sort in these diggings. It takes a
+_man_ to boss this deestrick. Howsumdever, ef you think you kin trust
+your hide in Flat Crick school-house I ha'n't got no 'bjection. But ef
+you git licked, don't come on us. Flat Crick don't pay no 'nsurance, you
+bet! Any other trustees? Wal, yes. But as I pay the most taxes, t'others
+jist let me run the thing. You can begin right off a Monday. They a'n't
+been no other applications. You see, it takes grit to apply for this
+school. The last master had a black eye for a month. But, as I wuz
+sayin', you can jist roll up and wade in. I 'low you've got spunk,
+maybe, and that goes for a heap sight more'n sinnoo with boys. Walk in,
+and stay over Sunday with me. You'll hev' to board roun', and I guess
+you better begin here."
+
+Ralph did not go in, but sat out on the wheelbarrow, watching the old
+man shave shingles, while the boys split the blocks and chopped wood.
+Bull smelled of the new-comer again in an ugly way, and got a good kick
+from the older son for his pains. But out of one of his red eyes the dog
+warned the young school-master that _he_ should yet suffer for all kicks
+received on his account.
+
+"Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven and yarth can't make him let go,"
+said the older son to Ralph, by way of comfort.
+
+It was well for Ralph that he began to "board roun'" by stopping at Mr.
+Means's. Ralph felt that Flat Creek was what he needed. He had lived a
+bookish life; but here was his lesson in the art of managing people, for
+he who can manage the untamed and strapping youths of a winter school in
+Hoopole County has gone far toward learning one of the hardest of
+lessons. And in Ralph's time, things were worse than they are now. The
+older son of Mr. Means was called Bud Means. What his real name was,
+Ralph could not find out, for in many of these families the nickname of
+"Bud" given to the oldest boy, and that of "Sis," which is the
+birth-right of the oldest girl, completely bury the proper Christian
+name. Ralph saw his first strategic point, which was to capture Bud
+Means.
+
+After supper, the boys began to get ready for something. Bull stuck up
+his ears in a dignified way, and the three or four yellow curs who were
+Bull's satellites yelped delightedly and discordantly.
+
+"Bill," said Bud Means to his brother, "ax the master ef he'd like to
+hunt coons. I'd like to take the starch out uv the stuck-up feller."
+
+"'Nough said[3]," was Bill's reply.
+
+"You durn't[4] do it," said Bud.
+
+"I don't take no sech a dare[5]," returned Bill, and walked down to the
+gate, by which Ralph stood watching the stars come out, and half wishing
+he had never seen Flat Creek.
+
+"I say, mister," began Bill, "mister, they's a coon what's been a eatin'
+our chickens lately, and we're goin' to try to ketch[6] the varmint.
+You wouldn't like to take a coon hunt nor nothin', would you?"
+
+"Why, yes," said Ralph, "there's nothing I should like better, if I
+could only be sure Bull wouldn't mistake me for the coon."
+
+And so, as a matter of policy, Ralph dragged his tired legs eight or ten
+miles, on hill and in hollow, after Bud, and Bill, and Bull, and the
+coon. But the raccoon[7] climbed a tree. The boys got into a quarrel
+about whose business it was to have brought the axe, and who was to
+blame that the tree could not be felled. Now, if there was anything
+Ralph's muscles were good for, it was climbing. So, asking Bud to give
+him a start, he soon reached the limb above the one on which the raccoon
+was. Ralph did not know how ugly a customer a raccoon can be, and so
+got credit for more courage than he had. With much peril to his legs
+from the raccoon's teeth, he succeeded in shaking the poor creature off
+among the yelping brutes and yelling boys. Ralph could not help
+sympathizing with the hunted animal, which sold its life as dearly as
+possible, giving the dogs many a scratch and bite. It seemed to him that
+he was like the raccoon, precipitated into the midst of a party of dogs
+who would rejoice in worrying _his_ life out, as Bull and his crowd were
+destroying the poor raccoon. When Bull at last seized the raccoon and
+put an end to it, Ralph could not but admire the decided way in which he
+did it, calling to mind Bud's comment, "Ef Bull once takes a holt,
+heaven and yarth[8] can't make him let go."
+
+But as they walked home, Bud carrying the raccoon by the tail, Ralph
+felt that his hunt had not been in vain. He fancied that even red-eyed
+Bull, walking uncomfortably close to his heels, respected him more
+since he had climbed that tree.
+
+"Purty peart kind of a master," remarked the old man to Bud, after Ralph
+had gone to bed. "Guess you better be a little easy on him. Hey?"
+
+But Bud deigned no reply. Perhaps because he knew that Ralph heard the
+conversation through the thin partition.
+
+Ralph woke delighted to find it raining. He did not want to hunt or fish
+on Sunday, and this steady rain would enable him to make friends with
+Bud. I do not know how he got started, but after breakfast he began to
+tell stories. Out of all the books he had ever read he told story after
+story. And "old man Means," and "old _Miss_ Means," and Bud Means, and
+Bill Means, and Sis Means listened with great eyes while he told of
+Sinbad's adventures, of the Old Man of the Sea, of Robinson Crusoe, of
+Captain Gulliver's experiences in Liliput, and of Baron Munchausen's
+exploits.
+
+Ralph had caught his fish. The hungry minds of these backwoods people
+were refreshed with the new life that came to their imaginations in
+these stories. For there was but one book in the Means library, and
+that, a well-thumbed copy of "Captain Riley's Narrative," had long since
+lost all freshness.
+
+"I'll be dog-on'd[9]," said Bill, emphatically, "ef I hadn't 'ruther
+hear the master tell them whoppin' yarns than to go to a circus the best
+day I ever seed!" Bill could pay no higher compliment.
+
+What Ralph wanted was to make a friend of Bud. It's a nice thing to
+have the seventy-four-gun ship on your own side, and the more Hartsook
+admired the knotted muscles of Bud Means the more he desired to attach
+him to himself. So, whenever he struck out a peculiarly brilliant
+passage, he anxiously watched Bud's eye. But the young Philistine kept
+his own counsel. He listened, but said nothing, and the eyes under his
+shaggy brows gave no sign. Ralph could not tell whether those eyes were
+deep and inscrutable or only stolid. Perhaps a little of both. When
+Monday morning came, Ralph was nervous. He walked to school with Bud.
+
+"I guess you're a little skeered by what the old man said, a'n't you?"
+
+Ralph was about to deny it, but on reflection concluded that it was best
+to speak the truth. He said that Mr. Means's description of the school
+had made him feel a little down-hearted.
+
+"What will you do with the tough boys? You a'n't no match for 'em." And
+Ralph felt Bud's eyes not only measuring his muscles, but scrutinizing
+his countenance. He only answered:
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"What would you do with me, for instance?" and Bud stretched himself up
+as if to shake out the reserve power coiled up in his great muscles.
+
+"I sha'n't have any trouble with you."
+
+"Why, I'm the wust chap of all. I thrashed the last master, myself."
+
+And again the eyes of Bud Means looked out sharply from his shadowing
+brows to see the effect of this speech on the slender young man.
+
+"You won't thrash me, though," said Ralph.
+
+"Pshaw! I 'low I could whip you in an inch of your life with my left
+hand, and never half try," said young Means, with a threatening sneer.
+
+"I know that as well as you do."
+
+"Well, a'n't you afraid of me, then?" and again he looked sidewise at
+Ralph.
+
+"Not a bit," said Ralph, wondering at his own courage.
+
+They walked on in silence a minute. Bud was turning the matter over.
+
+"Why a'n't you afraid of me?" he said presently.
+
+"Because you and I are going to be friends."
+
+"And what about t'others?"
+
+"I am not afraid of all the other boys put together."
+
+"You a'n't! The mischief! How's that?"
+
+"Well, I'm not afraid of them because you and I are going to be friends,
+and you can whip all of them together. You'll do the fighting and I'll
+do the teaching."
+
+The diplomatic Bud only chuckled a little at this; whether he assented
+to the alliance or not Ralph could not tell.
+
+When Ralph looked round on the faces of the scholars--the little faces
+full of mischief and curiosity, the big faces full of an expression
+which was not further removed than second-cousin from contempt--when
+when young Hartsook looked into these faces, his heart palpitated with
+stage-fright. There is no audience so hard to face as one of
+school-children, as many a man has found to his cost. Perhaps it is that
+no conventional restraint can keep down their laughter when you do or
+say anything ridiculous.
+
+Hartsook's first day was hurried and unsatisfactory. He was not of
+himself, and consequently not master of anybody else. When evening came,
+there were symptoms of insubordination through the whole school. Poor
+Ralph was sick at heart. He felt that if there had ever been the shadow
+of an alliance between himself and Bud, it was all "off" now. It seemed
+to Hartsook that even Bull had lost his respect for the teacher. Half
+that night the young man lay awake. At last comfort came to him. A
+reminiscence of the death of the raccoon flashed on him like a vision.
+He remembered that quiet and annihilating bite which Bull gave. He
+remembered Bud's certificate, that "Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven
+and yarth can't make him let go." He thought that what Flat Creek needed
+was a bulldog. He would be a bulldog, quiet, but invincible. He would
+take hold in such a way that nothing should make him let go. And then he
+went to sleep.
+
+In the morning Ralph got out of bed slowly. He put his clothes on
+slowly. He pulled on his boots in a bulldog mood. He tried to move as he
+thought Bull would move if he were a man. He ate with deliberation, and
+looked everybody in the eyes with a manner that made Bud watch him
+curiously. He found himself continually comparing himself with Bull. He
+found Bull possessing a strange fascination for him. He walked to school
+alone, the rest having gone on before. He entered the school-room
+preserving a cool and dogged manner. He saw in the eyes of the boys that
+there was mischief brewing. He did not dare sit down in his chair for
+fear of a pin. Everybody looked solemn. Ralph lifted the lid of his
+desk. "Bow-wow! wow-wow!" It was the voice of an imprisoned puppy, and
+the school giggled and then roared. Then everything was quiet.
+
+The scholars expected an outburst of wrath from the teacher. For they
+had come to regard the whole world as divided into two classes, the
+teacher on the one side representing lawful authority, and the pupils on
+the other in a state of chronic rebellion. To play a trick on the master
+was an evidence of spirit; to "lick" the master was to be the crowned
+hero of Flat Creek district. Such a hero was Bud Means; and Bill, who
+had less muscle, saw a chance to distinguish himself on a teacher of
+slender frame. Hence the puppy in the desk.
+
+Ralph Hartsook grew red in the face when he saw the puppy. But the cool,
+repressed, bulldog mood in which he had kept himself saved him. He
+lifted the dog into his arms and stroked him until the laughter
+subsided. Then, in a solemn and set way, he began:
+
+"I am sorry," and he looked round the room with a steady, hard
+eye--everybody felt that there was a conflict coming--"I am sorry that
+any scholar in this school could be so mean"--the word was uttered with
+a sharp emphasis, and all the big boys felt sure that there would be a
+fight with Bill Means, and perhaps with Bud--"could be so _mean_--as
+to--shut up his _brother_ in such a place as that!"
+
+There was a long, derisive laugh. The wit was indifferent, but by one
+stroke Ralph had carried the whole school to his side. By the
+significant glances of the boys, Hartsook detected the perpetrator of
+the joke, and with the hard and dogged look in his eyes, with just such
+a look as Bull would give a puppy, but with the utmost suavity in his
+voice, he said:
+
+"William Means, will you be so good as to put this dog out of doors?"
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 2: _Aout_ is not the common form of _out_, as it is in certain
+rustic New England regions. The vowel is here drawn in this way for
+imperative emphasis, and it occurs as a consequence of drawling speech.]
+
+[Footnote 3: "_'Nough said_" is more than enough said for the French
+translator, who takes it apparently for a sort of barbarous negative and
+renders it, "I don't like to speak to him." I need hardly explain to any
+American reader that _enough said_ implies the ending of all discussion
+by the acceptance of the proposition or challenge.]
+
+[Footnote 4: _Durn't, daren't, dasent, dursent_, and _don't dast_ are
+forms of this variable negative heard in the folk-speech of various
+parts of the country. The tenses of this verb seem to have got
+hopelessly mixed long ago, even in literary use, and the speech of the
+people reflects the historic confusion.]
+
+[Footnote 5: _To take a dare_ is an expression used in senses
+diametrically opposed. Its common sense is that of the text. The man who
+refuses to accept a challenge is said to take a dare, and there is some
+implication of cowardice in the imputation. On the other hand, one who
+accepts a challenge is said also to take the dare.]
+
+[Footnote 6: Most bad English was once good English. _Ketch_ was used by
+writers of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries for _catch_. A New
+Hampshire magistrate in the seventeenth century spells it _caitch_, and
+probably pronounced it in that way. _Ketch_, a boat, was sometimes
+spelled _catch_ by the first American colonists, and the far-fetched
+derivation of the word from the Turkish may be one of the fancies of
+etymologists.]
+
+[Footnote 7: The derivation of _raccoon_ from the French _raton_, to
+which Mr. Skeat gives currency, still holds its place in some of our
+standard dictionaries. If American lexicographers would only read the
+literature of American settlement they would know that Mr. Skeat's
+citation of a translation of Buffon is nearly two centuries too late. As
+early as 1612 Captain John Smith gives _aroughcune_ as the aboriginal
+Virginia word, and more than one New England writer used _rackoon_ a few
+years later.]
+
+[Footnote 8: This prefixed _y_ is a mark of a very illiterate or antique
+form of the dialect. I have known _piece yarthen_ used for "a piece of
+earthen" [ware], the preposition getting lost in the sound of the _y_. I
+leave it to etymologists to determine its relation to that ancient
+prefix that differentiates _earn_ in one sense from _yearn_. But the
+article before a vowel may account for it if we consider it a
+corruption. "The earth" pronounced in a drawling way will produce _the
+yearth_. In the New York Documents is a letter from one Barnard Hodges,
+a settler in Delaware in the days of Governor Andros, whose spelling
+indicates a free use of the parasitic _y_. He writes "yunless,"
+"yeunder" (under), "yunderstanding," "yeundertake," and "yeouffeis"
+(office).]
+
+[Footnote 9: Like many of the ear-marks of this dialect, the verb
+"dog-on" came from Scotland, presumably by the way of the north of
+Ireland. A correspondent of _The Nation_ calls attention to the use of
+"dagon" as Scotch dialect in Barrie's "Little Minister," a recent book.
+On examining that story, I find that the word has precisely the sense of
+our Hoosier "dog-on," which is to be pronounced broadly as a Hoosier
+pronounces dog--"daug-on." If Mr. Barrie gives his _a_ the broad sound,
+his "dagon" is nearly identical with "dog-on." Here are some detached
+sentences from "The Little Minister:"
+
+"Beattie spoke for more than himself when he said: 'Dagon that Manse! I
+never gie a swear but there it is glowering at me.'"
+
+"'Dagon religion,' Rob retorted fiercely; 't spoils a' thing.'"
+
+"There was some angry muttering from the crowd, and young Charles Yuill
+exclaimed, 'Dagon you, would you lord it ower us on week-days as well as
+on Sabbaths?'"
+
+"'Have you on your Sabbath shoon or have you no on your Sabbath shoon?'
+'Guid care you took I should ha'e the dagont things on!' retorted the
+farmer."
+
+It will be seen that "dagont," as used above, is the Scotch form of
+"dog-oned." But Mr. Barrie uses the same form apparently for "dog-on it"
+in the following passage:
+
+"Ay, there was Ruth when she was na wanted, but Ezra, dagont, it looked
+as if Ezra had jumped clean out o' the Bible!"
+
+Strangely enough, this word as a verb is not to be found in Jamieson's
+dictionary of the Scottish dialect, but Jamieson gives "dugon" as a
+noun. It is given in the supplement to Jamieson, however, as "dogon,"
+but still as a noun, with an ancient plural _dogonis_. It is explained
+as "a term of contempt." The example cited by Jamieson is Hogg's "Winter
+Tales," I. 292, and is as follows:
+
+"What wad my father say if I were to marry a man that loot himsel' be
+thrashed by Tommy Potts, a great supple wi' a back nae stiffer than a
+willy brand? . . . When one comes to close quarters wi' him he's but a
+dugon."
+
+Halliwell and Wright give _dogon_ as a noun, and mark it Anglo-Norman,
+but they apparently know it only from Jamieson and the supplement to
+Jamieson, where _dogguin_ is cited from Cotgrave as meaning "a filthie
+old curre," and _doguin_ from Roquefort, defined by "brutal, currish"
+[hargneux]. A word with the same orthography, _doguin_, is still used in
+French for puppy. It is of course a question whether the noun _dogon_
+and its French antecedents are connected with the American verb
+_dog-on_. It is easy to conceive that such an epithet as _dogon_ might
+get itself mixed up with the word dog, and so become an imprecation. For
+instance, a servant in the family of a friend of mine in Indiana,
+wishing to resign her place before the return of some daughters of the
+house whom she had never seen, announced that she was going to leave
+"before them dog-on girls got home." Here the word might have been the
+old epithet, or an abbreviated participle. _Dogged_ is apparently a
+corruption of dog-on in the phrase "I'll be dogged." I prefer _dog-on_
+to _dogone_, because in the dialect the sense of setting a dog on is
+frequently present to the speaker, though far enough away from the
+primitive sense of the word; perhaps.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+A SPELL COMING.
+
+
+There was a moment of utter stillness; but the magnetism of Ralph's eye
+was too much for Bill Means. The request was so polite, the master's
+look was so innocent and yet so determined. Bill often wondered
+afterward that he had not "fit" rather than obeyed the request. But
+somehow he put the dog out. He was partly surprised, partly inveighed,
+partly awed into doing just what he had not intended to do. In the week
+that followed, Bill had to fight half a dozen boys for calling him
+"Puppy Means." Bill said he wished he'd licked the master on the spot.
+'Twould 'a' saved five fights out of the six.
+
+And all that day and the next, the bulldog in the master's eye was a
+terror to evil-doers. At the close of school on the second day Bud was
+heard to give it as his opinion that "the master wouldn't be much in a
+tussle, but he had a heap of thunder and lightning in him."
+
+Did he inflict corporal punishment? inquires some philanthropic friend.
+Would you inflict corporal punishment if you were tiger-trainer in Van
+Amburgh's happy family? But poor Ralph could never satisfy his
+constituency in this regard.
+
+"Don't believe he'll do," was Mr. Pete Jones's comment to Mr. Means.
+"Don't thrash enough. Boys won't l'arn 'less you thrash 'em, says I.
+Leastways, mine won't. Lay it on good is what I says to a master. Lay it
+on good. Don't do no harm. Lickin' and l'arnin' goes together. No
+lickin', no l'arnin', says I. Lickin' and l'arnin,' lickin' and larnin',
+is the good ole way."
+
+And Mr. Jones, like some wiser people, was the more pleased with his
+formula that it had an alliterative sound. Nevertheless, Ralph was
+master from this time until the spelling-school came. If only it had not
+been for that spelling-school! Many and many a time after the night of
+the fatal spelling-school Ralph used to say, "If only it had not been
+for that spelling-school!"
+
+There had to be a spelling-school. Not only for the sake of my story,
+which would not have been worth the telling if the spelling-school had
+not taken place, but because Flat Creek district had to have a
+spelling-school. It is the only public literary exercise known in
+Hoopole County. It takes the place of lyceum lecture and debating club.
+Sis Means, or, as she wished now to be called, Mirandy Means, expressed
+herself most positively in favor of it. She said that she 'lowed the
+folks in that district couldn't in no wise do without it. But it was
+rather to its social than to its intellectual benefits that she
+referred. For all the spelling-schools ever seen could not enable her to
+stand anywhere but at the foot of the class. There is one branch
+diligently taught in a backwoods school. The public mind seems impressed
+with the difficulties of English orthography, and there is a solemn
+conviction that the chief end of man is to learn to spell. "'Know
+Webster's Elementary' came down from Heaven," would be the backwoods
+version of the 'Greek saying but that, unfortunately for the Greeks,
+their fame has not reached so far. It often happens that the pupil does
+not know the meaning of a single word in the lesson. This is of no
+consequence. What do you want to know the meaning of a word for? Words
+were made to be spelled, and men were probably created that they might
+spell them. Hence the necessity for sending a pupil through the
+spelling-book five times before you allow him to begin to read, or
+indeed to do anything else. Hence the necessity for those long
+spelling-classes at the close of each forenoon and afternoon session of
+the school, to stand at the head of which is the cherished ambition of
+every scholar. Hence, too, the necessity for devoting the whole of the
+afternoon session of each Friday to a "spelling-match." In fact,
+spelling is the "national game" in Hoopole County. Baseball and croquet
+matches are as unknown as Olympian chariot-races. Spelling and
+shucking[10] are the only public competitions.
+
+So the fatal spelling-school had to be appointed for the Wednesday of
+the second week of the session, just when Ralph felt himself master of
+the situation. Not that he was without his annoyances. One of Ralph's
+troubles in the week before the spelling-school was that he was loved.
+The other that he was hated. And while the time between the appointing
+of the spelling tournament and the actual occurrence of that remarkable
+event is engaged in elapsing, let me narrate two incidents that made it
+for Ralph a trying time.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 10: In naming the several parts of the Indian corn and the
+dishes made from it, the English language was put to many shifts. Such
+words as _tassel_ and _silk_ were poetically applied to the blossoms;
+_stalk_, _blade_, and _ear_ were borrowed from other sorts of corn, and
+the Indian tongues were forced to pay tribute to name the dishes
+borrowed from the savages. From them we have _hominy_, _pone_, _supawn_,
+and _succotash_. For other nouns words were borrowed from English
+provincial dialects. _Shuck_ is one of these. On the northern belt,
+shucks are the outer covering of nuts; in the middle and southern
+regions the word is applied to what in New England is called the husks
+of the corn. _Shuck_, however, is much more widely used than _husk_ in
+colloquial speech--the farmers in more than half of the United States
+are hardly acquainted with the word _husk_ as applied to the envelope of
+the ear. _Husk_, in the Middle States, and in some parts of the South
+and West, means the bran of the cornmeal, as notably in Davy Crockett's
+verse:
+
+ "She sifted the meal, she gimme the hus';
+ She baked the bread, she gimme the crus';
+ She b'iled the meat, she gimme the bone;
+ She gimme a kick and sent me home."
+
+In parts of Virginia, before the war, the word _husk_ or _hus'_ meant
+the cob or spike of the corn. "I smack you over wid a cawn-hus'" is a
+threat I have often heard one negro boy make to another. _Cob_ is
+provincial English for ear, and I have known "a cob of corn" used in
+Canada for an ear of Indian corn. While writing this note "a cob of
+Indian corn "--meaning an ear--appears in the report of an address by a
+distinguished man at a recent meeting of the Royal Geographical Society.
+A lady tells me that she met, in the book of an English traveller, the
+remarkable statement that "the Americans are very fond of the young
+grain called cob." These Indian-corn words have reached an accepted
+meaning after a competition. To _shell_ corn, among the earliest
+settlers of Virginia, meant to take it out of the envelope, which was
+presumably called the shell. The analogy is with the shelling of pulse.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+MIRANDY, HANK, AND SHOCKY.
+
+
+Mirandy had nothing but contempt for the new master until he developed
+the bulldog in his character. Mirandy fell in love with the bulldog.
+Like many other girls of her class, she was greatly enamored with the
+"subjection of women," and she stood ready to fall in love with any man
+strong enough to be her master. Much has been said of the strong-minded
+woman. I offer this psychological remark as a contribution to the
+natural history of the weak-minded woman.
+
+It was at the close of that very second day on which Ralph had achieved
+his first victory over the school, and in which Mirandy had been seized
+with her desperate passion for him, that she told him about it. Not in
+words. We do not allow _that_ in the most civilized countries, and still
+less would it be tolerated in Hoopole County. But Mirandy told the
+master the fact that she was in love with him, though no word passed her
+lips. She walked by him from school. She cast at him what are commonly
+called sheep's-eyes. Ralph thought them more like calf's eyes. She
+changed the whole tone of her voice. She whined ordinarily. Now she
+whimpered. And so by ogling him, by blushing at him, by tittering at
+him, by giggling at him, by snickering at him, by simpering at him, by
+making herself tenfold more a fool even than nature had made her, she
+managed to convey to the dismayed soul of the young teacher the
+frightful intelligence that he was loved by the richest, the ugliest,
+the silliest, the coarsest, and the most entirely contemptible girl in
+Flat Creek district.
+
+Ralph sat by the fire the next morning trying to read a few minutes
+before school-time, while the boys were doing the chores and the bound
+girl was milking the cows, with no one in the room but the old woman.
+She was generally as silent as Bud, but now she seemed for some
+unaccountable reason disposed to talk. She had sat down on the broad
+hearth to have her usual morning smoke; the poplar table, adorned by no
+cloth, stood in the middle of the floor; the unwashed blue teacups sat
+in the unwashed blue saucers; the unwashed blue plates kept company with
+the begrimed blue pitcher. The dirty skillets by the fire were kept in
+countenance by the dirtier pots, and the ashes were drifted and strewn
+over the hearth-stones in a most picturesque way.
+
+"You see," said the old woman, knocking the residuum from her cob pipe,
+and chafing some dry leaf between her withered hands preparatory to
+filling it again, "you see, Mr. Hartsook, my ole man's purty well along
+in the world. He's got a right smart lot of this world's plunder[11],
+one way and another." And while she stuffed the tobacco into her pipe
+Ralph wondered why she should mention it to him. "You see, we moved in
+here nigh upon twenty-five years ago. 'Twas when my Jack, him as died
+afore Bud was born, was a baby. Bud'll be twenty-one the fif' of next
+June."
+
+Here Mrs. Means stopped to rake a live coal out of the fire with her
+skinny finger, and then to carry it in her skinny palm to the bowl--or
+to the _hole_--of her cob pipe. When she got the smoke a-going, she
+proceeded:
+
+"You see, this yere bottom land was all Congress land[12] in them there
+days, and it sold for a dollar and a quarter, and I says to my ole man,
+'Jack,' says I, 'Jack, do you git a plenty while you're a-gittin'. Git a
+plenty while you're a-gittin',' says I, 'fer 'twon't never be no
+cheaper'n 'tis now,' and it ha'n't been; I knowed 'twouldn't," and Mrs.
+Means took the pipe from her mouth to indulge in a good chuckle at the
+thought of her financial shrewdness. "'Git a plenty while you're
+a-gittin' says I. I could see, you know, they was a powerful sight of
+money in Congress land. That's what made me say, 'Git a plenty while
+you're a-gittin'.' And Jack, he's wuth lots and gobs of money, all made
+out of Congress land. Jack didn't git rich by hard work. Bless you, no!
+Not him. That a'n't his way. Hard work a'n't, you know. 'Twas that air
+six hundred dollars he got along of me, all salted down into Flat Crick
+bottoms at a dollar and a quarter a' acre, and 'twas my sayin' 'Git a
+plenty while you're a gittin'' as done it." And here the old ogre
+laughed, or grinned horribly, at Ralph, showing her few straggling,
+discolored teeth.
+
+Then she got up and knocked the ashes out of her pipe, and laid the pipe
+away and walked round In front of Ralph. After adjusting the chunks[13]
+so that the fire would burn, she turned her yellow face toward Ralph,
+and scanning him closely came out with the climax of her speech in the
+remark: "You see as how, Mr. Hartsook, the man what gits my Mirandy'll
+do well. Flat Crick land's wuth nigt upon a hundred a' acre."
+
+This gentle hint came near knocking Ralph down. Had Flat Creek land been
+worth a hundred times a hundred dollars an acre, and had he owned five
+hundred times Means's five hundred acres, he would have given it all
+just at that moment to have annihilated the whole tribe of Meanses.
+Except Bud. Bud was a giant, but a good-natured one. He thought he would
+except Bud from the general destruction. As for the rest, he mentally
+pictured to himself the pleasure of attending their funerals. There was
+one thought, however, between him and despair. He felt confident that
+the cordiality, the intensity, and the persistency of his dislike of Sis
+Means were such that he should never inherit a foot of the Flat Creek
+bottoms.
+
+But what about Bud? What if he joined the conspiracy to marry him to
+this weak-eyed, weak-headed wood-nymph, or backwoods nymph?
+
+If Ralph felt it a misfortune to be loved by Mirandy Means, he found
+himself almost equally unfortunate in having incurred the hatred of the
+meanest boy in school. "Hank" Banta, low-browed, smirky, and crafty, was
+the first sufferer by Ralph's determination to use corporal punishment,
+and so Henry Banta, who was a compound of deceit and resentment, never
+lost an opportunity to annoy the young school-master, who was obliged to
+live perpetually on his guard against his tricks.
+
+One morning, as Ralph walked toward the school-house, he met little
+Shocky. What the boy's first name or last name was the teacher did not
+know. He had given his name as Shocky, and all the teacher knew was that
+he was commonly called Shocky, that he was an orphan, that he lived with
+a family named Pearson over in Rocky Hollow, and that he was the most
+faithful and affectionate child in the school. On this morning that I
+speak of, Ralph had walked toward the school early to avoid the company
+of Mirandy. But not caring to sustain his dignity longer than was
+necessary, he loitered along the road, admiring the trunks of the
+maples, and picking up a beech-nut now and then. Just as he was about
+to go on toward the school, he caught sight of little Shocky running
+swiftly toward him, but looking from side to side, as if afraid of being
+seen.
+
+[Illustration: BETSY SHORT]
+
+"Well, Shocky, what is it?" and Ralph put his hand kindly on the great
+bushy head of white hair from which came Shocky's nickname. Shocky had
+to pant a minute.
+
+"Why, Mr. Hartsook," he gasped, scratching his head, "they's a pond down
+under the school-house," and here Shocky's breath gave out entirely for
+a minute.
+
+"Yes, Shocky, I know that. What about it? The trustees haven't come to
+fill it up, have they?"
+
+"Oh! no, sir; but Hank Banta, you know--" and Shocky took another
+breathing spell, standing as dose to Ralph as he could, for poor Shocky
+got all his sunshine from the master's presence.
+
+"Has Henry fallen in and got a ducking, Shocky?"
+
+"Oh! no, sir; he wants to git you in, you see."
+
+"Well, I won't go in, though, Shocky."
+
+"But, you see, he's been and gone and pulled back the board that you
+have to step on to git ahind your desk; he's been and gone and pulled
+back the board so as you can't help a-tippin' it up, and a-sowsin' right
+in ef you step there."
+
+"And so you came to tell me." There was a huskiness in Ralph's voice.
+He had, then, one friend in Flat Creek district--poor little Shocky. He
+put his arm around Shocky just a moment, and then told him to hasten
+across to the other road, so as to come back to the school-house in a
+direction at right angles to the master's approach. But the caution was
+not needed. Shocky had taken care to leave in that way, and was
+altogether too cunning to be seen coming down the road with Mr.
+Hartsook. But after he got over the fence to go through the "sugar camp"
+(or sugar _orchard_, as they say at the East), he stopped and turned
+back once or twice, just to catch one more smile from Ralph. And then he
+hied away through the tall trees, a very happy boy, kicking and
+ploughing the brown leaves before him in his perfect delight, saying
+over and over again: "How he looked at me! how he did look!" And when
+Ralph came up to the school-house door, there was Shocky sauntering
+along from the other direction, throwing bits of limestone at fence
+rails, and smiling still clear down to his shoes at thought of the
+master's kind words.
+
+"What a quare boy Shocky is!" remarked Betsey Short, with a giggle. "He
+just likes to wander round alone. I see him a-comin' out of the sugar
+camp just now. He's been in there half an hour." And Betsey giggled
+again; for Betsey Short could giggle on slighter provocation than any
+other girl on Flat Creek.
+
+When Ralph Hartsook, with the quiet, dogged tread that he was
+cultivating, walked into the school-room, he took great care not to seem
+to see the trap set for him; but he carelessly stepped over the board
+that had been so nicely adjusted. The boys who were Hank's confidants in
+the plot were very busy over their slates, and took pains not to show
+their disappointment.
+
+The morning session wore on without incident. Ralph several times caught
+two people looking at him. One was Mirandy. Her weak and watery eyes
+stole loving glances over the top of her spelling-book, which she would
+not study. Her looks made Ralph's spirits sink to forty below zero, and
+congeal.
+
+But on one of the backless little benches that sat in the middle of the
+school-room was little Shocky, who also cast many love glances at the
+young master; glances as grateful to his heart as Mirandy's ogling--he
+was tempted to call it ogring--was hateful.
+
+"Look at Shocky," giggled Betsey Short, behind her slate. "He looks as
+if he was a-goin' to eat the master up, body and soul."
+
+And so the forenoon wore on as usual, and those who laid the trap had
+forgotten it, themselves. The morning session was drawing to a close.
+The fire in the great old fire-place had burnt low. The flames, which
+seemed to Shocky to be angels, had disappeared, and now the bright
+coals, which had played the part of men and women and houses in Shocky's
+fancy, had taken on a white and downy covering of ashes, and the great
+half-burnt back-log lay there smouldering like a giant asleep in a
+snow-drift. Shocky longed to wake him up.
+
+As for Henry Banta, he was too much bothered to get the answer to a
+"sum" he was doing, to remember anything about his trap. In fact, he had
+quite forgotten that half an hour ago in the all-absorbing employment of
+drawing ugly pictures on his slate and coaxing Betsey Short to giggle by
+showing them slyly across the school-room. Once or twice Ralph had been
+attracted to Betsey's extraordinary fits of giggling, and had come so
+near to catching Hank that the boy thought it best not to run any
+further risk of the beech switches, four or five feet long, laid up
+behind the master in sight of the school as a prophylactic. Hence his
+application just now to his "sum" in long division, and hence his
+puzzled look, for, idler that he was, his "sums" did not solve
+themselves easily. As usual in such cases, he came up in front of the
+master's desk to have the difficulty explained. He had to wait a minute
+until Ralph got through with showing Betsey Short, who had been seized
+with a studying fit, and who could hardly give any attention to the
+teacher's explanations, she did want to giggle so much! Not at anything
+in particular, but just at things in general.
+
+While Ralph was "doing" Betsey's "sum" for her, he was solving a much
+more difficult question. A plan had flashed upon him, but the punishment
+seemed a severe one. He gave it up once or twice, but he remembered how
+turbulent the Flat Creek elements were; and had he not inly resolved to
+be as unrelenting as a bulldog? He fortified himself by recalling again
+the oft-remembered remark of Bud, "Ef Bull wunst takes a holt, heaven
+and yarth can't make him let go." And so he resolved to give Hank and
+the whole school one good lesson.
+
+"Just step round behind me, Henry, and you can see how I do this," said
+Ralph.
+
+Hank was entirely off his guard, and, with his eyes fixed upon the slate
+on the teacher's desk, he sidled round upon the broad loose board
+misplaced by his own hand, and in an instant the other end of the board
+rose up in the middle of the school-room, almost striking Shocky in the
+face, while Henry Banta went down into the ice-cold water beneath the
+school-house.
+
+"Why, Henry!" cried Ralph, jumping to his feet with well-feigned
+surprise. "How _did_ this happen?" him by the fire.
+
+Betsey Short giggled.
+
+Shocky was so tickled that he could hardly keep his seat.
+
+The boys who were in the plot looked very serious indeed.
+
+Ralph made some remarks by way of improving the occasion. He spoke
+strongly of the utter meanness of the one who could play so heartless a
+trick on a schoolmate. He said that it was as much thieving to get your
+fun at the expense of another as to steal his money. And while he
+talked, all eyes were turned on Hank--all except the eyes of Mirandy
+Means. They looked simperingly at Ralph. All the rest looked at Hank.
+The fire had made his face very red. Shocky noticed that. Betsey Short
+noticed it, and giggled. The master wound up with an appropriate
+quotation from Scripture. He said that the person who displaced that
+board had better not be encouraged by the success--he said _success_
+with a curious emphasis--of the present experiment to attempt another
+trick of the kind. For it was set down in the Bible that if a man dug a
+pit for the feet of another he would be very likely to fall in it
+himself. Which made all the pupils look solemn, except Betsey Short, who
+giggled. And Shocky wanted to. And Mirandy cast an expiring look at
+Ralph. And if the teacher was not love-sick, he certainly was sick of
+Mirandy's love.
+
+[Illustration: HANK BANTA'S IMPROVED PLUNGE BATH]
+
+When school was "let out," Ralph gave Hank every caution that he could
+about taking cold, and even lent him his overcoat, very much against
+Hank's will. For Hank had obstinately refused to go home before the
+school was dismissed.
+
+Then the master walked out in a quiet and subdued way to spend the noon
+recess in the woods, while Shocky watched his retreating footsteps with
+loving admiration. And the pupils not in the secret canvassed the
+question of who moved the board. Bill Means said he'd bet Hank did it,
+which set Betsey Short off in an uncontrollable giggle. And Shocky
+listened innocently.
+
+But that night Bud said slyly: "Thunder and lightning! what a manager
+you _air_, Mr. Hartsook!" To which Ralph returned no reply except a
+friendly smile. Muscle paid tribute to brains that time.
+
+But Ralph had no time for exultation; for just here came the
+spelling-school.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 11: This word _plunder_ is probably from Pennsylvania, as it
+is exactly equivalent to the German word _plunder_, in the sense of
+household effects, the original meaning of the word in German. Any kind
+of baggage may be called _plunder_, but the most accepted sense is
+household goods. It is quite seriously used. I have seen bills of lading
+on the Western waters certifying that A.B. had shipped "1 lot of
+plunder;" that is, household goods. It is here used figuratively for
+goods in general.]
+
+[Footnote 12: _Congress land_ was the old designation for land owned by
+the government. Under the Confederation, the Congress was the
+government, and the forms of speech seem to have long retained the
+notion that what belonged to the United States was the property of
+Congress.]
+
+[Footnote 13: The commonest use of the word _chunk_ in the old days was
+for the ends of the sticks of cord-wood burned in the great fireplaces.
+As the sticks burned in two, the chunks fell down or rolled back on the
+wall side of the andirons. By putting the chunks together, a new fire
+was set a-going without fresh wood. This use of the word is illustrated
+in a folk-rhyme or nursery jingle of the country which has neither sense
+nor elegance to recommend it:
+
+ "Old Mother Hunk
+ She got drunk
+ And fell in the fire
+ And kicked up a chunk."
+]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+SPELLING DOWN THE MASTER.
+
+
+"I 'low," said Mrs. Means, as she stuffed the tobacco into her cob pipe
+after supper on that eventful Wednesday evening: "I 'low they'll app'int
+the Squire to gin out the words to-night. They mos' always do, you see,
+kase he's the peartest[14] _ole_ man in this deestrick; and I 'low some
+of the young fellers would have to git up and dust ef they would keep up
+to him. And he uses sech remarkable smart words. He speaks so polite,
+too. But laws! don't I remember when he was poarer nor Job's turkey?
+Twenty year ago, when he come to these 'ere diggings, that air Squire
+Hawkins was a poar Yankee school-master, that said 'pail' instid of
+bucket, and that called a cow a 'caow,' and that couldn't tell to save
+his gizzard what we meant by '_low_[15] and by _right smart_[16]. But
+he's larnt our ways now, an' he's jest as civilized as the rest of us.
+You would-n know he'd ever been a Yankee. He didn't stay poar long. Not
+he. He jest married a right rich girl! He! he!" And the old woman
+grinned at Ralph, and then at Mirandy, and then at the rest, until Ralph
+shuddered. Nothing was so frightful to him as to be fawned on by this
+grinning ogre, whose few lonesome, blackish teeth seemed ready to devour
+him. "He didn't stay poar, you bet a hoss!" and with this the coal was
+deposited on the pipe, and the lips began to crack like parchment as
+each puff of smoke escaped. "He married rich, you see," and here another
+significant look at the young master, and another fond look at Mirandy,
+as she puffed away reflectively. "His wife hadn't no book-larnin'. She'd
+been through the spellin'-book wunst, and had got as fur as 'asperity'
+on it a second time. But she couldn't read a word when she was married,
+and never could. She warn't overly smart. She hadn't hardly got the
+sense the law allows. But schools was skase in them air days, and,
+besides, book-larnin' don't do no good to a woman. Makes her stuck up. I
+never knowed but one gal in my life as had ciphered into fractions, and
+she was so dog-on stuck up that she turned up her nose one night at a
+apple-peelin' bekase I tuck a sheet off the bed to splice out the
+table-cloth, which was rather short. And the sheet was mos' clean too.
+Had-n been slep on more'n wunst or twicet. But I was goin' fer to say
+that when Squire Hawkins married Virginny Gray he got a heap o' money,
+or, what's the same thing mostly, a heap o' good land. And that's
+better'n book-larnin', says I. Ef a gal had gone clean through all
+eddication, and got to the rule of three itself, that would-n buy a
+feather-bed. Squire Hawkins jest put eddication agin the gal's farm, and
+traded even, an' ef ary one of 'em got swindled, I never heerd no
+complaints."
+
+And here she looked at Ralph in triumph, her hard face splintering into
+the hideous semblance of a smile. And Mirandy cast a blushing, gushing,
+all-imploring, and all-confiding look on the young master.
+
+"I say, ole woman," broke in old Jack, "I say, wot is all this 'ere
+spoutin' about the Square fer?" and old Jack, having bit off an ounce of
+"pigtail," returned the plug to his pocket.
+
+As for Ralph, he fell into a sort of terror. He had a guilty feeling
+that this speech of the old lady's had somehow committed him beyond
+recall to Mirandy. He did not see visions of breach-of-promise suits.
+But he trembled at the thought of an avenging big brother.
+
+"Hanner, you kin come along, too, ef you're a mind, when you git the
+dishes washed," said Mrs. Means to the bound girl, as she shut and
+latched the back door. The Means family had built a new house in front
+of the old one, as a sort of advertisement of bettered circumstances, an
+eruption of shoddy feeling; but when the new building was completed,
+they found themselves unable to occupy it for anything else than a
+lumber room, and so, except a parlor which Mirandy had made an effort to
+furnish a little (in hope of the blissful time when somebody should "set
+up" with her of evenings), the new building was almost unoccupied, and
+the family went in and out through the back door, which, indeed, was the
+front door also, for, according to a curious custom, the "front" of the
+house was placed toward the south, though the "big road" (Hoosier for
+_highway_) ran along the north-west side, or, rather, past the
+north-west corner of it.
+
+When the old woman had spoken thus to Hannah and had latched the door,
+she muttered, "That gal don't never show no gratitude fer favors;" to
+which Bud rejoined that he didn't think she had no great sight to be
+pertickler thankful fer. To which Mrs. Means made no reply, thinking it
+best, perhaps, not to wake up her dutiful son on so interesting a theme
+as her treatment of Hannah. Ralph felt glad that he was this evening to
+go to another boarding place. He should not hear the rest of the
+controversy.
+
+Ralph walked to the school-house with Bill. They were friends again. For
+when Hank Banta's ducking and his dogged obstinacy in sitting in his wet
+clothes had brought on a serious fever, Ralph had called together the
+big boys, and had said: "We must take care of one another, boys. Who
+will volunteer to take turns sitting up with Henry?" He put his own name
+down, and all the rest followed.
+
+"William Means and myself will sit up to-night," said Ralph. And poor
+Bill had been from that moment the teacher's friend. He was chosen to be
+Ralph's companion. He was Puppy Means no longer! Hank could not be
+conquered by kindness, and the teacher was made to feel the bitterness
+of his resentment long after. But Bill Means was for the time entirely
+placated, and he and Ralph went to spelling-school together.
+
+Every family furnished a candle. There were yellow dips and white dips,
+burning, smoking, and flaring. There was laughing, and talking, and
+giggling, and simpering, and ogling, and flirting, and courting. What a
+full-dress party is to Fifth Avenue, a spelling-school is to Hoopole
+County. It is an occasion which is metaphorically inscribed with this
+legend: "Choose your partners." Spelling is only a blind in Hoopole
+County, as is dancing on Fifth Avenue. But as there are some in society
+who love dancing for its own sake, so in Flat Creek district there were
+those who loved spelling for its own sake, and who, smelling the battle
+from afar, had come to try their skill in this tournament, hoping to
+freshen the laurels they had won in their school-days.
+
+"I 'low," said Mr. Means, speaking as the principal school trustee, "I
+'low our friend the Square is jest the man to boss this 'ere consarn
+to-night. Ef nobody objects, I'll app'int him. Come, Square, don't be
+bashful. Walk up to the trough, fodder or no fodder, as the man said to
+his donkey."
+
+There was a general giggle at this, and many of the young swains took
+occasion to nudge the girls alongside them, ostensibly for the purpose
+of making them see the joke, but really for the pure pleasure of
+nudging. The Greeks figured Cupid as naked, probably because he wears so
+many disguises that they could not select a costume for him.
+
+The Squire came to the front. Ralph made an inventory of the
+agglomeration which bore the name of Squire Hawkins, as follows:
+
+1. A swallow-tail coat of indefinite age, worn only on state occasions^
+when its owner was called to figure in his public capacity. Either the
+Squire had grown too large or the coat too small.
+
+2. A pair of black gloves, the most phenomenal, abnormal, and unexpected
+apparition conceivable in Flat Creek district, where the preachers wore
+no coats in the summer, and where a black glove was never seen except on
+the hands of the Squire.
+
+3. A wig of that dirty, waxen color so common to wigs. This one showed a
+continual inclination to slip off the owner's smooth, bald pate, and the
+Squire had frequently to adjust it. As his hair had been red, the wig
+did not accord with his face, and the hair ungrayed was doubly
+discordant with a countenance shrivelled by age.
+
+4. A semicircular row of whiskers hedging the edge of the jaw and chin.
+These were dyed a frightful dead-black, such a color as belonged to no
+natural hair or beard that ever existed. At the roots there was a
+quarter of an inch of white, giving the whiskers the appearance of
+having been stuck on.
+
+5. A pair of spectacles "with tortoise-shell rim." Wont to slip off.
+
+6. A glass eye, purchased of a peddler, and differing in color from its
+natural mate, perpetually getting out of focus by turning in or out.
+
+7. A set of false teeth, badly fitted, and given to bobbing up and
+down.
+
+8. The Squire proper, to whom these patches were loosely attached.
+
+It is an old story that a boy wrote home to his father begging him to
+come West, because "mighty mean men get into office out here." But Ralph
+concluded that some Yankees had taught school in Hoopole County who
+would not have held a high place in the educational institutions of
+Massachusetts. Hawkins had some New England idioms, but they were well
+overlaid by a Western pronunciation.
+
+"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, shoving up his spectacles, and sucking
+his lips over his white teeth to keep them in place, "ladies and
+gentlemen, young men and maidens, raley I'm obleeged to Mr. Means fer
+this honor," and the Squire took both hands and turned the top of his
+head round half an inch. Then he adjusted his spectacles. Whether he was
+obliged to Mr. Means for the honor of being compared to a donkey was not
+clear. "I feel in the inmost compartments of my animal spirits a most
+happifying sense of the success and futility of all my endeavors to
+sarve the people of Flat Creek deestrick, and the people of Tomkins
+township, in my weak way and manner." This burst of eloquence was
+delivered with a constrained air and an apparent sense of a danger that
+he, Squire Hawkins, might fall to pieces in his weak way and manner,
+and of the success and futility of all attempts at reconstruction. For
+by this time the ghastly pupil of the left eye, which was black, was
+looking away round to the left, while the little blue one on the right
+twinkled cheerfully toward the front. The front teeth would drop down so
+that the Squire's mouth was kept nearly closed, and his words whistled
+through.
+
+"I feel as if I could be grandiloquent on this interesting occasion,"
+twisting his scalp round, "but raley I must forego any such exertions.
+It is spelling you want. Spelling is the corner-stone, the grand,
+underlying subterfuge, of a good eddication. I put the spellin'-book
+prepared by the great Daniel Webster alongside the Bible. I do, raley. I
+think I may put it ahead of the Bible. For if it wurn't fer
+spellin'-books and sich occasions as these, where would the Bible be? I
+should like to know. The man who got up, who compounded this work of
+inextricable valoo was a benufactor to the whole human race or any
+other." Here the spectacles fell off. The Squire replaced them in some
+confusion, gave the top of his head another twist, and felt of his glass
+eye, while poor Shocky stared in wonder, and Betsey Short rolled from
+side to side in the effort to suppress her giggle. Mrs. Means and the
+other old ladies looked the applause they could not speak.
+
+"I app'int Larkin Lanham and Jeems Buchanan fer captings," said the
+Squire. And the two young men thus named took a stick and tossed it from
+hand to hand to decide which should have the "first choice." One tossed
+the stick to the other, who held it fast just where he happened to catch
+it. Then the first placed his hand above the second, and so the hands
+were alternately changed to the top. The one who held the stick last
+without room for the other to take hold had gained the lot. This was
+tried three times. As Larkin held the stick twice out of three times, he
+had the choice. He hesitated a moment. Everybody looked toward tall Jim
+Phillips. But Larkin was fond of a venture on unknown seas, and so he
+said, "I take the master," while a buzz of surprise ran round the room,
+and the captain of the other side, as if afraid his opponent would
+withdraw the choice, retorted quickly, and with a little smack of
+exultation and defiance in his voice, "And _I_ take Jeems Phillips."
+
+And soon all present, except a few of the old folks, found themselves
+ranged in opposing hosts, the poor spellers lagging in, with what grace
+they could, at the foot of the two divisions. The Squire opened his
+spelling-book and began to give out the words to the two captains, who
+stood up and spelled against each other. It was not long until Larkin
+spelled "really" with one _l_, and had to sit down in confusion, while a
+murmur of satisfaction ran through the ranks of the opposing forces. His
+own side bit their lips. The slender figure of the young teacher took
+the place of the fallen leader, and the excitement made the house very
+quiet. Ralph dreaded the loss of prestige he would suffer if he should
+be easily spelled down. And at the moment of rising he saw in the
+darkest corner the figure of a well-dressed young man sitting in the
+shadow. Why should his evil genius haunt him? But by a strong effort he
+turned his attention away from Dr. Small, and listened carefully to the
+words which the Squire did not pronounce very distinctly, spelling them
+with extreme deliberation. This gave him an air of hesitation which
+disappointed those on his own side. They wanted him to spell with a
+dashing assurance. But he did not begin a word until he had mentally
+felt his way through it. After ten minutes of spelling hard words Jeems
+Buchanan, the captain on the other side, spelled "atrocious" with an _s_
+instead of a _c_, and subsided, his first choice, Jeems Phillips, coming
+up against the teacher. This brought the excitement to fever-heat. For
+though Ralph was chosen first, it was entirely on trust, and most of
+the company were disappointed. The champion who now stood up against the
+school-master was a famous speller.
+
+Jim Phillips was a tall, lank, stoop-shouldered fellow who had never
+distinguished himself in any other pursuit than spelling. Except in this
+one art of spelling he was of no account. He could not catch well or bat
+well in ball. He could not throw well enough to make his mark in that
+famous West ern game of bull-pen. He did not succeed well in any study
+but that of Webster's Elementary. But in that he was--to use the usual
+Flat Creek locution--in that he was "a boss." This genius for spelling
+is in some people a sixth sense, a matter of intuition. Some spellers
+are born, and not made, and their facility reminds one of the
+mathematical prodigies that crop out every now and then to bewilder the
+world. Bud Means, foreseeing that Ralph would be pitted against Jim
+Phillips, had warned his friend that Jim could "spell like thunder and
+lightning," and that it "took a powerful smart speller" to beat him, for
+he knew "a heap of spelling-book." To have "spelled down the master" is
+next thing to having whipped the biggest bully in Hoopole County, and
+Jim had "spelled down" the last three masters. He divided the
+hero-worship of the district with Bud Means.
+
+For half an hour the Squire gave out hard words. What a blessed thing
+our crooked orthography is! Without it there could be no
+spelling-schools. As Ralph discovered his opponent's mettle he became
+more and more cautious. He was now satisfied that Jim would eventually
+beat him. The fellow evidently knew more about the spelling-book than
+old Noah Webster himself. As he stood there, with his dull face and long
+sharp nose, his hands behind his back, and his voice spelling
+infallibly, it seemed to Hartsook that his superiority must lie in his
+nose. Ralph's cautiousness answered a double purpose; it enabled him to
+tread surely, and it was mistaken by Jim for weakness. Phillips was now
+confident that he should carry off the scalp of the fourth school-master
+before the evening was over. He spelled eagerly, confidently,
+brilliantly. Stoop-shouldered as he was, he began to straighten up. In
+the minds of all the company the odds were in his favor. He saw this,
+and became ambitious to distinguish himself by spelling without giving
+the matter any thought.
+
+Ralph always believed that he would have been speedily defeated by
+Phillips had it not been for two thoughts which braced him. The sinister
+shadow of young Dr. Small sitting in the dark corner by the water-bucket
+nerved him. A victory over Phillips was a defeat to one who wished only
+ill to the young school-master. The other thought that kept his pluck
+alive was the recollection of Bull. He approached a word as Bull
+approached the raccoon. He did not take hold until he was sure of his
+game. When he took hold, it was with a quiet assurance of success. As
+Ralph spelled in this dogged way for half an hour the hardest words the
+Squire could find, the excitement steadily rose in all parts of the
+house, and Ralph's friends even ventured to whisper that "maybe Jim had
+cotched his match, after all!"
+
+But Phillips never doubted of his success.
+
+"Theodolite," said the Squire.
+
+"T-h-e, the o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the
+champion.
+
+"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth In his excitement.
+Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion
+sat down In confusion. The excitement was so great for some minutes that
+the spelling was suspended. Everybody In the house had shown sympathy
+with one or the other of the combatants, except the silent shadow in the
+corner. It had not moved during the contest, and did not show any
+interest now in the result.
+
+"Gewhilliky crickets! Thunder and lightning! Licked him all to smash!"
+said Bud, rubbing his hands on his knees, "That beats my time all
+holler!"
+
+And Betsey Short giggled until her tuck-comb fell out, though she was on
+the defeated side.
+
+Shocky got up and danced with pleasure.
+
+But one suffocating look from the aqueous eyes of Mirandy destroyed the
+last spark of Ralph's pleasure in his triumph, and sent that awful
+below-zero feeling all through him.
+
+"He's powerful smart, is the master," said old Jack to Mr. Pete Jones.
+"He'll beat the whole kit and tuck of 'em afore he's through. I know'd
+he was smart. That's the reason I tuck him," proceeded Mr. Means.
+
+"Yaas, but he don't lick enough. Not nigh," answered Pete Jones. "No
+lickin', no larnin', says I."
+
+It was now not so hard. The other spellers on the opposite side went
+down quickly under the hard words which the Squire gave out. The master
+had mowed down all but a few, his opponents had given up the battle, and
+all had lost their keen interest in a contest to which there could be
+but one conclusion, for there were only the poor spellers left. But
+Ralph Hartsook ran against a stump where he was least expecting it. It
+was the Squire's custom, when one of the smaller scholars or poorer
+spellers rose to spell against the master, to give out eight or ten
+easy words, that they might have some breathing-spell before being
+slaughtered, and then to give a poser or two which soon settled them. He
+let them run a little, as a cat does a doomed mouse. There was now but
+one person left on the opposite side, and, as she rose in her blue
+calico dress, Ralph recognized Hannah, the bound girl at old Jack
+Means's. She had not attended school in the district, and had never
+spelled in spelling-school before, and was chosen last as an uncertain
+quantity. The Squire began with easy words of two syllables, from that
+page of Webster, so well known to all who ever thumbed it, as "baker,"
+from the word that stands at the top of the page. She spelled these
+words in an absent and uninterested manner. As everybody knew that she
+would have to go down as soon as this preliminary skirmishing was over,
+everybody began to get ready to go home, and already there was the buzz
+of preparation. Young men were timidly asking girls if "they could see
+them safe home," which was the approved formula, and were trembling in
+mortal fear of "the mitten." Presently the Squire, thinking it time to
+close the contest, pulled his scalp forward, adjusted his glass eye,
+which had been examining his nose long enough, and turned over the
+leaves of the book to the great words at the place known to spellers as
+"incomprehensibility," and began to give out those "words of eight
+syllables with the accent on the sixth." Listless scholars now turned
+round, and ceased to whisper, in order to be in at the master's final
+triumph. But to their surprise "ole Miss Meanses' white nigger," as some
+of them called her in allusion to her slavish life, spelled these great
+words with as perfect ease as the master. Still not doubting the result,
+the Squire turned from place to place and selected all the hard words he
+could find. The school became utterly quiet, the excitement was too
+great for the ordinary buzz. Would "Meanses' Hanner" beat the master?
+beat the master that had laid out Jim Phillips? Everybody's sympathy was
+now turned to Hannah. Ralph noticed that even Shocky had deserted him,
+and that his face grew brilliant every time Hannah spelled a word. In
+fact, Ralph deserted himself. As he saw the fine, timid face of the girl
+so long oppressed flush and shine with interest; as he looked at the
+rather low but broad and intelligent brow and the fresh, white
+complexion and saw the rich, womanly nature coming to the surface under
+the influence of applause and sympathy--he did not want to beat. If he
+had not felt that a victory given would insult her, he would have missed
+intentionally. The bulldog, the stern, relentless setting of the will,
+had gone, he knew not whither. And there had come in its place, as he
+looked in that face, a something which he did not understand. You did
+not, gentle reader, the first time it came to you.
+
+The Squire was puzzled. He had given out all the hard words in the book.
+He again pulled the top of his head forward. Then he wiped his
+spectacles and put them on. Then out of the depths of his pocket he
+fished up a list of words just coming into use in those days--words not
+in the spelling-book. He regarded the paper attentively with his blue
+right eye. His black left eye meanwhile fixed itself in such a stare on
+Mirandy Means that she shuddered and hid her eyes in her red silk
+handkerchief.
+
+"Daguerreotype," sniffed the Squire. It was Ralph's turn.
+
+"D-a-u, dau--"
+
+"Next."
+
+And Hannah spelled it right.
+
+Such a buzz followed that Betsey Short's giggle could not be heard, but
+Shocky shouted: "Hanner beat! my Hanner spelled down the master!" And
+Ralph went over and congratulated her.
+
+And Dr. Small sat perfectly still in the corner.
+
+And then the Squire called them to order, and said: "As our friend
+Hanner Thomson is the only one left on her side, she will have to spell
+against nearly all on t'other side. I shall therefore take the liberty
+of procrastinating the completion of this interesting and exacting
+contest until to-morrow evening. I hope our friend Hanner may again
+carry off the cypress crown of glory. There is nothing better for us
+than healthful and kindly simulation."
+
+Dr. Small, who knew the road to practice, escorted Mirandy, and Bud went
+home with somebody else. The others of the Means family hurried on,
+while Hannah, the champion, stayed behind a minute to speak to Shocky.
+Perhaps it was because Ralph saw that Hannah must go alone that he
+suddenly remembered having left something which was of no consequence,
+and resolved to go round by Mr. Means's and get it.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 14: _Peart_ or peert is only another form of the old word
+_pert_--probably an older form. Bartlett cites an example of _peart_ as
+far back as Sir Philip Sidney; and Halliwell finds it in various English
+dialects. Davies, afterward president of Princeton College, describes
+Dr. Lardner, in 1754, as "a little pert old gent." I do not know that
+Dr. Daries pronounced his _pert_ as though it were _peart_, but he uses
+it in the sense it has in the text, viz., bright-witted, intelligent.
+The general sense of _peart_ is lively, either in body or mind.]
+
+[Footnote 15: Mr. Lowell suggested to me in 1869 that this word _'low_
+has no kinship with _allow_, but is an independent word for which he
+gave a Low Latin original of similar sound. I have not been able to
+trace any such word, but Mr. Lowell had so much linguistic knowledge of
+the out-of-the-way sort that it may be worth while to record his
+impression. Bartlett is wrong in defining this word, as he is usually in
+his attempts to explain dialect outside of New England. It does not mean
+"to declare, assert, maintain," etc. It is nearly the equivalent of
+_guess_ in the Northern and Middle States, and of _reckon_ in the South.
+It agrees precisely with the New England _calk'late_. Like all the rest
+of these words it may have a strong sense by irony. When a man says, "I
+'low that is a purty peart sort of a hoss," he understates for the sake
+of emphasis. It is rarely or never _allow_, but simply _'low_. In common
+with _calk'late_, it has sometimes a sense of purpose or expectation, as
+when a man says, "I 'low to go to town to-morry."]
+
+[Footnote 16: No phrase of the Hoosier and South-western dialect is such
+a stumbling-block to the outsider as _right smart_. The writer from the
+North or East will generally use it wrongly. Mrs. Stowe says, "I sold
+right smart of eggs," but the Hoosier woman as I knew her would have
+said "a right smart lot of eggs" or "a right smart of eggs," using the
+article and understanding the noun. A farmer omitting the preposition
+boasts of having "raised right smart corn" this year. No expression
+could have a more vague sense than this. In the early settlement of
+Minnesota it was a custom of the land officers to require a residence of
+about ten days on "a claim" in order to the establishment of a
+pre-emption right. One of the receivers at a land office under
+Buchanan's administration was a German of much intelligence who was very
+sensitive regarding his knowledge of English. "How long has the claimant
+lived on his claim?" he demanded of a Hoosier witness. "Oh, a right
+smart while," was the reply. The receiver had not the faintest notion of
+the meaning of the answer, but fearing to betray his ignorance of
+English he allowed the land to be entered, though the claimant had spent
+but about two hours in residing on his quarter-section.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+THE WALK HOME.
+
+
+You expect me to describe that walk. You have had enough of the Jack
+Meanses and the Squire Hawkinses, and the Pete Joneses, and the rest.
+You wish me to tell you now of this true-hearted girl and her lover; of
+how the silvery moonbeams came down in a shower--to use Whittier's
+favorite metaphor--through the maple boughs, flecking the frozen ground
+with light and shadow. You would have me tell of the evening star, not
+yet gone down, which shed its benediction on them. But I shall do no
+such thing. For the moon was not shining, neither did the stars give
+their light. The tall, black trunks of the maples swayed and shook in
+the wind, which moaned through their leafless boughs. Novelists always
+make lovers walk in the moonlight. But if love is not, as the cynics
+believe, all moonshine, it can at least make its own light. Moonlight is
+never so little needed or heeded, never so much of an impertinence, as
+in a love-scene. It was at the bottom of the first hollow beyond the
+school-house that Ralph overtook the timid girl walking swiftly through
+the dark. He did not ask permission to walk with her. Love does not go
+by words, and there are times when conventionality is impossible. There
+are people who understand one another at once. When one soul meets
+another, it is not by pass-word, nor by hailing sign, nor by mysterious
+grip that they recognize. The subtlest freemasonry in the world is this
+freemasonry of the spirit.
+
+Ralph and Hannah knew and trusted. Ralph had admired and wondered at the
+quiet drudge. But it was when, in the unaccustomed sunshine of praise,
+she spread her wings a little, that he loved her. He had seen her awake.
+
+You, Miss Amelia, wish me to repeat all their love-talk. I am afraid
+you'd find it dull. Love can pipe through any kind of a reed. Ralph
+talked love to Hannah when he spoke of the weather, of the crops, of the
+spelling-school. Weather, crops, and spelling-school--these were what
+his words would say if reported. But below all these commonplaces there
+vibrated something else. One can make love a great deal better when one
+doesn't speak of love. Words are so poor! Tones and modulations are
+better. It is an old story that Whitefield could make an audience weep
+by his way of pronouncing the word Mesopotamia. A lover can sound the
+whole gamut of his affection in saying Good-morning. The solemnest
+engagements ever made have been without the intervention of speech.
+
+And you, my Gradgrind friend, you think me sentimental. Two young fools
+they were, walking so slowly though the night was sharp, dallying under
+the trees, and dreaming of a heaven they could not have realized if all
+their wishes had been granted. Of course they were fools! Either they
+were fools to be so happy, or else some other people are fools not to
+be. After all, dear Gradgrind, let them be. There's no harm in it.
+They'll get trouble enough before morning. Let them enjoy the evening. I
+am not sure but these lovers whom we write down fools are the only wise
+people after all. Is it not wise to be happy? Let them alone.
+
+For the first time in three years, for the first time since she had
+crossed the threshold of "Old Jack Means" and come under the domination
+of Mrs. Old Jack Means, Hannah talked cheerfully, almost gayly. It was
+something to have a companion to talk to. It was something to be the
+victor even in a spelling-match, and to be applauded even by Flat Creek.
+And so, chatting earnestly about the most uninteresting themes, Ralph
+courteously helped Hannah over the fence, and they took the usual
+short-cut through the "blue-grass pasture." There came up a little
+shower, hardly more than a sprinkle, but then It was so nice to have a
+shower just as they reached the box-elder tree by the spring! It was so
+thoughtful in Ralph to suggest that the shade of a box-elder is dense,
+and that Hannah might take cold! And it was so easy for Hannah to yield
+to the suggestion! Just as though she had not milked the cows in the
+open lot in the worst storms of the last three years! And just as though
+the house were not within a stone's-throw! Doubtless it was not prudent
+to stop here. But let us deal gently with them. Who would not stay in an
+earthy paradise ten minutes longer, even though it did make purgatory
+the hotter afterward? And so Hannah stayed.
+
+"Tell me your circumstances," said Ralph, at last. "I am sure I can help
+you in something."
+
+"No, no! you cannot," and Hannah's face was clouded. "No one can help
+me. Only time and God. I must go, Mr. Hartsook." And they walked on to
+the front gate in silence and in some constraint. But still in
+happiness.
+
+As they came to the gate, Dr. Small pushed past them in his cool,
+deliberate way, and mounted his horse. Ralph bade Hannah good-night,
+having entirely forgotten the errand which had been his excuse to
+himself for coming out of his way. He hastened to his new home, the
+house of Mr. Pete Jones, the same who believed in the inseparableness of
+"lickin' and larnin'."
+
+"You're a purty gal, a'n't you? You're a purty gal, a'n't you? _You_
+air! Yes, you _air_" and Mrs. Means seemed so impressed with Hannah's
+prettiness that she choked on it, and could get no further. "A purty
+gal! you! Yes! you air a mighty purty gal!" and the old woman's voice
+rose till it could have been heard half a mile. "To be a-santerin' along
+the big road after ten o'clock with the master! Who knows whether he's a
+fit man fer anybody to go with? Arter all I've been and gone and done
+fer you! That's the way you pay me! Disgrace me! Yes, I say disgrace me!
+You're a mean, deceitful thing. Stuck up bekase you spelt the master
+down. Ketch _me_ lettin' you got to spellin'-school to-morry night!
+Ketch ME! Yes, ketch ME, I say!"
+
+"Looky here, marm," said Bud, "it seems to me you're a-makin' a blamed
+furss about nothin'. Don't yell so's they'll hear you three or four
+mile. You'll have everybody 'tween here and Clifty waked up." For Mrs.
+Means had become so excited over the idea of being caught allowing
+Hannah to go to spelling-school that she had raised her last "Ketch
+me!" to a perfect whoop.
+
+"That's the way I'm treated," whimpered the old woman, who knew how to
+take the "injured innocence" dodge as well as anybody. "That's the way
+I'm treated. You allers take sides with that air hussy agin your own
+flesh and blood. You don't keer how much trouble I have. Not you. Not a
+dog-on'd bit. I may be disgraced by that air ongrateful critter, and you
+set right here in my own house and sass me about it. A purty fellow you
+air! An' me a-delvin' and a-drudgin' fer you all my born days. A purty
+son, a'n't you?"
+
+Bud did not say another word. He sat in the chimney-corner and whistled
+"Dandy Jim from Caroline." His diversion had produced the effect he
+sought: for while his tender-hearted mother poured her broadside into
+his iron-clad feelings, Hannah had slipped up the stairs to her garret
+bedroom, and when Mrs. Means turned from the callous Bud to finish her
+assault upon the sensitive girl, she could only gnash her teeth in
+disappointment.
+
+Stung by the insults to which she could not grow insensible, Hannah lay
+awake until the memory of that walk through the darkness came into her
+soul like a benediction. The harsh voice of the scold died out, and the
+gentle and courteous voice of Hartsook filled her soul. She recalled
+piece by piece the whole conversation--all the commonplace remarks about
+the weather; all the insignificant remarks about the crops; all the
+unimportant words about the spelling-school. Not for the sake of the
+remarks. Not for the sake of the weather. Not for the sake of the crops.
+Not for the sake of the spelling-school. But for the sake of the
+undertone. And then she traveled back over the three years of her
+bondage and forward over the three years to come, and fed her heart on
+the dim hope of rebuilding in some form the home that had been so happy.
+And she prayed, with more faith than ever before, for deliverance. For
+love brings faith. Somewhere on in the sleepless night she stood at the
+window. The moon was shining now, and there was the path through the
+pasture, and there was the fence, and there was the box-elder.
+
+She sat there a long time. Then she saw someone come over the fence and
+walk to the tree, and then on toward Pete Jones's. Who could it be? She
+thought she recognized the figure. But she was chilled and shivering,
+and she crept back again into bed, and dreamed not of the uncertain days
+to come, but of the blessed days that were past--of a father and a
+mother and a brother in a happy home. But somehow the school-master was
+there too.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+A NIGHT AT PETE JONES'S.
+
+
+When Ralph got to Pete Jones's he found that sinister-looking individual
+in the act of kicking one of his many dogs out of the house.
+
+"Come in, stranger, come in. You'll find this 'ere house full of brats,
+but I guess you kin kick your way around among 'em. Take a cheer. Here,
+git out! go to thunder with you!" And with these mild imperatives he
+boxed one of his boys over in one direction and one of his girls over in
+the other. "I believe in trainin' up children to mind when they're spoke
+to," he said to Ralph apologetically. But it seemed to the teacher that
+he wanted them to mind just a little before they were spoken to.
+
+"P'raps you'd like a bed. Well, jest climb up the ladder on the outside
+of the house. Takes up a thunderin' sight of room to have a stairs
+inside, and we ha'n't got no room to spare. You'll find a bed in the
+furdest corner. My Pete's already got half of it, and you can take
+t'other half. Ef Pete goes to takin' his half in the middle, and tryin'
+to make you take yourn on both sides, jest kick him."
+
+In this comfortless bed "in the furdest corner," Ralph found sleep out
+of the question. Pete took three-fourths of the bed, and Hannah took all
+of his thoughts. So he lay, and looked out through the cracks in the
+"clapboards" (as they call rough shingles in the old West) at the stars.
+For the clouds had now broken away. And he lay thus recounting to
+himself, as a miser counts the pieces that compose his hoard, every step
+of that road from the time he had overtaken Hannah in the hollow to the
+fence. Then he imagined again the pleasure of helping her over, and then
+he retraced the ground to the box-elder tree at the spring, and repeated
+to himself the conversation until he came to the part in which she said
+that only time and God could help her. What did she mean? What was the
+hidden part of her life? What was the connection between her and Shocky?
+
+Hours wore on, and still the mind of Ralph Hartsook went back and
+traveled the same road, over the fence, past the box-elder, up to the
+inexplicable part of the conversation, and stood bewildered with the
+same puzzling questions about the bound girl's life.
+
+At last he got up, drew on his clothes, and sat down on the top of the
+ladder, looking down over the blue-grass pasture which lay on the border
+between the land of Jones and the land of Means. The earth was white
+with moonlight. He could not sleep. Why not walk? It might enable him to
+sleep. And once determined on walking, he did not hesitate a moment as
+to the direction in which he should walk. The blue-grass pasture (was it
+not like unto the garden of Eden?) lay right before him. That box-elder
+stood just in sight. To spring over the fence and take the path down the
+hill and over the brook was as quickly done as decided upon. To stand
+again under the box-elder, to climb again over the farther fence, and to
+walk down the road toward the school-house was so easy and so delightful
+that it was done without thought. For Ralph was an eager man--when he
+saw no wrong in anything that proposed itself, he was wont to follow his
+impulse without deliberation. And this keeping company with the stars,
+and the memory of a delightful walk, were so much better than the
+commonplace Flat Creek life that he threw himself into his night
+excursion with enthusiasm.
+
+At last he stood in the little hollow where he had joined Hannah. It was
+the very spot at which Shocky, too, had met him a few mornings before.
+He leaned against the fence and tried again to solve the puzzle of
+Hannah's troubles. For that she had troubles he did not doubt. Neither
+did he doubt that he could help her if he could discover what they
+were. But he had no clue. In the midst of This meditations he heard the
+thud of horses' hoofs coming down the road. Until that moment he had not
+felt his own loneliness. He shrank back into the fence-corner. The
+horsemen were galloping. There were three of them, and there was one
+figure that seemed familiar to Ralph. But he could not tell who it was.
+Neither could he remember having seen the horse, which was a sorrel with
+a white left forefoot and a white nose. The men noticed him and reined
+up a little. Why he should have been startled by the presence of these
+men he could not tell, but an indefinable dread seized him. They
+galloped on, and he stood still shivering with a nervous fear. The cold
+seemed to have got into his bones. He remembered that the region lying
+on Flat Creek and Clifty Creek had the reputation of being infested with
+thieves, who practiced horse-stealing and house-breaking. For ever since
+the day when Murrell's confederate bands were paralyzed by the death of
+their leader, there have still existed gangs of desperadoes in parts of
+Southern Indiana and Illinois, and in Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and the
+Southwest. It is out of these materials that border ruffianism has
+grown, and the nine members of the Reno band who were hanged two or
+three years ago by lynch law[17], were remains of the bad blood that
+came into the West in the days of Daniel Boone. Shall I not say that
+these bands of desperadoes still found among the "poor whitey,
+dirt-eater" class are the outcroppings of the bad blood sent from
+England in convict-ships? Ought an old country to sow the fertile soil
+of a colony with such noxious seed?
+
+Before Ralph was able to move, he heard the hoofs of another horse
+striking upon the hard ground in an easy pace. The rider was Dr. Small.
+He checked his horse in a cool way, and stood still a few seconds while
+he scrutinized Ralph. Then he rode on, keeping the same easy gait as
+before, Ralph had a superstitious horror of Henry Small. And, shuddering
+with cold, he crept like a thief over the fence, past the tree, through
+the pasture, back to Pete Jones's, never once thinking of the eyes that
+looked out of the window at Means's. Climbing the ladder, he got into
+bed, and shook as with the ague. He tried to reason himself out of the
+foolish terror that possessed him, but he could not.
+
+Half an hour later he heard a latch raised. Were the robbers breaking
+into the house below? He heard a soft tread upon the floor. Should he
+rise and give the alarm? Something restrained him. He reflected that a
+robber would be sure to stumble over some of the "brats." So he lay
+still and finally slumbered, only awakening when the place in which he
+slept was full of the smoke of frying grease from the room below.
+
+At breakfast Pete Jones scowled. He was evidently angry about something.
+He treated Ralph with a rudeness not to be overlooked, as if he intended
+to bring on a quarrel. Hartsook kept cool, and wished he could drive
+from his mind all memory of the past night. Why should men on horseback
+have any significance to him? He was trying to regard things in this
+way, and from a general desire to keep on good terms with his host he
+went to the stable to offer his services in helping to feed the stock.
+
+"Don't want no saft-handed help!" was all he got in return for his
+well-meant offer. But just as he turned to leave the stable he saw what
+made him tremble again. There was the same sorrel horse with a white
+left forefoot and a white nose.
+
+To shake off his nervousness, Ralph started to school before the time.
+But, plague upon plagues! Mirandy Means, who had seen him leave Pete
+Jones's, started just in time to join him where he came into the big
+road. Ralph was not in a good humor after his wakeful night, and to be
+thus dogged by Mirandy did not help the matter. So he found himself
+speaking crabbedly to the daughter of the leading trustee, in spite of
+himself.
+
+"Hanner's got a bad cold this mornin' from bein' out last night, and she
+can't come to spellin'-school to-night," began Mirandy, in her most
+simpering voice.
+
+Ralph had forgotten that there was to be another spelling-school. It
+seemed to him an age since the orthographical conflict of the past
+night. This remark of Mirandy's fell upon his ear like an echo from the
+distant past. He had lived a lifetime since, and was not sure that he
+was the same man who was spelling for dear life against Jim Phillips
+twelve hours before. But he was sorry to hear that Hannah had a cold. It
+seemed to him, in his depressed state, that he was to blame for it. In
+fact, it seemed to him that he was to blame for a good many things. He
+seemed to have been committing sins in spite of himself. Broken nerves
+and sleepless nights often result in a morbid conscience. And what
+business had he to wander over this very road at two o'clock in the
+morning, and to see three galloping horsemen, one of them on a horse
+with a white left forefoot and a white nose? What business had he
+watching Dr. Small as he went home from the bedside of a dying patient
+near daylight in the morning? And because he felt guilty he felt cross
+with Mirandy, and to her remark about Hannah he only replied that
+"Hannah was a smart girl."
+
+"Yes," said Mirandy, "Bud thinks so."
+
+"Does he?" said Ralph.
+
+"I should say so. What's him and her been a-courtin' fer for a year ef
+he didn't think she was smart? Marm don't like it; but ef Bud and her
+does, and they seem to, I don't see as it's marm's lookout."
+
+When one is wretched, there is a pleasure in being entirely wretched.
+Ralph felt that he must have committed some unknown crime, and that some
+Nemesis was following him. Was Hannah deceitful? At least, if she were
+not, he felt sure that he could supplant Bud. But what right had he to
+supplant Bud?
+
+"Did you hear the news?" cried Shocky, running out to meet him. "The
+Dutchman's house was robbed last night."
+
+Ralph thought of the three men on horseback, and to save his life he
+could not help associating Dr. Small with them. And then he remembered
+the sorrel horse with the left forefoot and muzzle white, and he
+recalled the sound he had heard as of the lifting of a latch. And it
+really seemed to him that in knowing what he did he was in some sense
+guilty of the robbery.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 17: Written in 1871.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+OMINOUS REMARKS OF MR. JONES.
+
+
+The school-master's mind was like ancient Gaul--divided into three
+parts. With one part he mechanically performed his school duties. With
+another he asked himself, What shall I do about the robbery? And with
+the third he debated about Bud and Hannah. For Bud was not present, and
+it was clear that he was angry, and there was a storm brewing. In fact,
+it seemed to Ralph that there was a storm brewing all round the sky. For
+Pete Jones was evidently angry at the thought of having been watched,
+and it was fair to suppose that Dr. Small was not in any better humor
+than usual. And so, between Bud's jealousy and revenge and the suspicion
+and resentment of the men engaged in the robbery at "the Dutchman's" (as
+the only German in the whole region was called), Ralph's excited nerves
+had cause for tremor. At one moment he would resolve to have Hannah at
+all costs. In the next his conscience would question the rightfulness of
+the conclusion. Then he would make up his mind to tell all he knew
+about the robbery. But if he told his suspicions about Small, nobody
+would believe him. And if he told about Pete Jones, he really could tell
+only enough to bring vengeance upon himself. And how could he explain
+his own walk through the pasture and down the road? What business had he
+being out of bed at two o'clock in the morning? The circumstantial
+evidence was quite as strong against him as against the man on the horse
+with the white left forefoot and the white nose. Suspicion might fasten
+on himself. And then what would be the effect on his prospects? On the
+people at Lewisburg? On Hannah? It is astonishing how much instruction
+and comfort there is in a bulldog. This slender school-master, who had
+been all his life repressing the animal and developing the finer nature,
+now found a need of just what the bulldog had. And so, with the thought
+of how his friend the dog would fight in a desperate strait, he
+determined to take hold of his difficulties as Bull took hold of the
+raccoon. Moral questions he postponed for careful decision. But for the
+present he set his teeth together in a desperate, bulldog fashion, and
+he set his feet down slowly, positively, bulldoggedly. After a wretched
+supper at Pete Jones's he found himself at the spelling-school, which,
+owing to the absence of Hannah, and the excitement about the burglary,
+was a dull affair. Half the evening was spent in talking in little
+knots. Pete Jones had taken the afflicted "Dutchman" under his own
+particular supervision.
+
+"I s'pose," said Pete, "that them air fellers what robbed your house
+must a come down from Jinkins Run. They're the blamedest set up there I
+ever see."
+
+"Ya-as," said Schroeder, "put how did Yinkins vellers know dat I sell te
+medder to te Shquire, hey? How tid Yinkins know anyting 'bout the
+Shquire's bayin' me dree huntert in te hard gash--hey?"
+
+"Some scoundrels down in these 'ere parts is a-layin' in with Jinkins
+Run, I'll bet a hoss," said Pete. Ralph wondered whether he'd bet the
+one with the white left forefoot and the white nose. "Now," said Pete,
+"ef I could find the feller that's a-helpin' them scoundrels rob us
+folks, I'd help stretch him to the neardest tree."
+
+"So vood I," said Schroeder. "I'd shtretch him dill he baid me my dree
+huntert tollars pack, so I vood."
+
+And Betsey Short, who had found the whole affair very funny, was
+transported with a fit of tittering at poor Schroeder's English. Ralph,
+fearing that his silence would excite suspicion, tried to talk. But he
+could not tell what he knew, and all that he said sounded so hollow and
+hypocritical that it made him feel guilty. And so he shut his mouth, and
+meditated profitably on the subject of bull dogs. And when later he
+overheard the garrulous Jones declare that he'd bet a hoss he could
+p'int out somebody as know'd a blamed sight more'n they keerd to tell,
+he made up his mind that if it came to p'inting out he should try to be
+even with Jones.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+THE STRUGGLE IN THE DARK
+
+
+It was a long, lonesome, fearful night that the school-master passed,
+lying with nerves on edge and eyes wide open in that comfortless bed in
+the "furdest corner" of the loft of Pete Jones's house, shivering with
+cold, while the light snow that was falling sifted in upon the ragged
+patch-work quilt that covered him. Nerves broken by sleeplessness
+imagine many things, and for the first hour Ralph felt sure that Pete
+would cut his throat before morning.
+
+And you, friend Callow, who have blunted your palate by swallowing the
+Cayenne pepper of the penny-dreadfuls, you wish me to make this night
+exciting by a hand-to-hand contest between Ralph and a robber. You would
+like it better if there were a trap-door. There's nothing so convenient
+as a trap-door, unless it be a subterranean passage. And you'd like
+something of that sort just here. It's so pleasant to have one's hair
+stand on end, you know, when one is safe from danger to one's self. But
+if you want each individual hair to bristle with such a "Struggle in
+the Dark," you can buy trap-doors and subterranean passages dirt cheap
+at the next news-stand. But it was, indeed, a real and terrible
+"Struggle in the Dark" that Ralph fought out at Pete Jones's.
+
+When he had vanquished his fears of personal violence by reminding
+himself that it would be folly for Jones to commit murder in his own
+house, the question of Bud and Hannah took the uppermost place in his
+thoughts. And as the image of Hannah spelling against the master came up
+to him, as the memory of the walk, the talk, the box-elder tree, and all
+the rest took possession of him, it seemed to Ralph that his very life
+depended upon his securing her love. He would shut his teeth like the
+jaws of a bulldog, and all Bud's muscles should not prevail over his
+resolution and his stratagems.
+
+It was easy to persuade himself that this was right. Hannah ought not to
+throw herself away on Bud Means. Men of some culture always play their
+conceit off against their consciences. To a man of literary habits it
+usually seems to be a great boon that he confers on a woman when he
+gives her his love. Reasoning thus, Ralph had fixed his resolution, and
+if the night had been shorter, or sleep possible, the color of his life
+might have been changed.
+
+But some time along in the tedious hours came the memory of his
+childhood, the words of his mother, the old Bible stories, the
+aspiration after nobility of spirit, the solemn resolutions to be true
+to his conscience. These angels of the memory came flocking back before
+the animal, the bull-doggedness, had "set," as workers in plaster say.
+He remembered the story of David and Nathan, and it seemed to him that
+he, with all his abilities and ambitions and prospects, was about to rob
+Bud of the one ewe-lamb, the only thing he had to rejoice in in his
+life. In getting Hannah, he would make himself unworthy of Hannah. And
+then there came to him a vision of the supreme value of a true
+character; how it was better than success, better than to be loved,
+better than heaven. And how near he had been to missing it! And how
+certain he was, when these thoughts should fade, to miss it! He was as
+one fighting for a great prize who feels his strength failing and is
+sure of defeat.
+
+This was the real, awful "Struggle in the Dark." A human soul fighting
+with heaven in sight, but certain of slipping inevitably into hell! It
+was the same old battle. The Image of God fought with the Image of the
+Devil. It was the same fight that Paul described so dramatically when he
+represented the Spirit as contending with the Flesh. Paul also called
+this dreadful something the Old Adam, and I suppose Darwin would call it
+the remains of the Wild Beast. But call it what you will, it is the
+battle that every well-endowed soul must fight at some point. And to
+Ralph it seemed that the final victory of the Evil, the Old Adam, the
+Flesh, the Wild Beast, the Devil, was certain. For, was not the pure,
+unconscious face of Hannah on the Devil's side? And so the battle had
+just as well be given up at once, for it must be lost in the end.
+
+But to Ralph, lying there in the still darkness, with his conscience as
+wide awake as if it were the Day of Doom, there seemed something so
+terrible in this overflow of the better nature which he knew to be
+inevitable as soon as the voice of conscience became blunted, that he
+looked about for help. He did not at first think of God; but there came
+into his thoughts the memory of a travel-worn Galilean peasant, hungry,
+sleepy, weary, tempted, tried, like other men, but having a strange,
+divine Victory in him by which everything evil was vanquished at his
+coming. He remembered how He had reached out a Hand to every helpless
+one, how He was the Helper of every weak one. And out of the depths of
+his soul he cried to the Helper, and found comfort. Not victory, but,
+what is better, strength. And so, without a thought of the niceties of
+theological distinctions, without dreaming that it was the beginning of
+a religious experience, he found what he needed, help. And the Helper
+gave His beloved sleep.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+HAS GOD FORGOTTEN SHOCKY?
+
+
+"Pap wants to know ef you would spend to-morry and Sunday at our house?"
+said one of Squire Hawkins's girls, on the very next evening, which was
+Friday. The old Squire was thoughtful enough to remember that Ralph
+would not find it very pleasant "boarding out" all the time he was
+entitled to spend at Pete Jones's. For in view of the fact that Mr. Pete
+Jones sent seven children to the school, the "master" in Flat Creek
+district was bound to spend two weeks in that comfortable place,
+sleeping in a preoccupied bed, in the "furdest corner," with
+insufficient cover, under an insufficient roof, and eating floating
+islands of salt pork fished out of oceans of hot lard. Ralph was not
+slow to accept the relief offered by the hospitable justice of the
+peace, whose principal business seemed to be the adjustment of the
+pieces of which he was composed. And as Shocky traveled the same road,
+Ralph took advantage of the opportunity to talk with him. The master
+could not dismiss Hannah wholly from his mind. He would at least read
+the mystery of her life, if Shocky could be prevailed on to furnish the
+clue.
+
+"Poor old tree!" said Shocky, pointing to a crooked and gnarled elm
+standing by itself in the middle of a field. For when the elm, naturally
+the most graceful of trees, once gets a "bad set," it can grow to be the
+most deformed. This solitary tree had not a single straight limb.
+
+"Why do you say 'poor old tree'?" asked Ralph.
+
+"'Cause it's lonesome. All its old friends is dead and chopped down, and
+there's their stumps a-standin' jes like grave-stones. It _must_ be
+lonesome. Some folks says it don't feel, but I think it does. Everything
+seems to think and feel. See it nodding its head to them other trees in
+the woods? and a-wantin' to shake hands! But it can't move. I think that
+tree must a growed in the night."
+
+"Why, Shocky?"
+
+"'Cause it's so crooked," and Shocky laughed at his own conceit; "must a
+growed when they was no light so as it could see how to grow."
+
+And then they walked on in silence a minute. Presently Shocky began
+looking up into Ralph's eyes to get a smile. "I guess that tree feels
+just like me. Don't you?"
+
+"Why, how do you feel?"
+
+"Kind o' bad and lonesome, and like as if I wanted to die, you know.
+Felt that way ever sence they put my father into the graveyard, and sent
+my mother to the poor-house and Hanner to ole Miss Means's. What kind of
+a place is a poor-house? Is it a poorer place than Means's? I wish I was
+dead and one of them clouds was a-carryin' me and Hanner and mother up
+to where father's gone, you know! I wonder if God forgets all about poor
+folks when their father dies and their mother gits into the poor-house?
+Do you think He does? Seems so to me. Maybe God lost track of my father
+when he come away from England and crossed over the sea. Don't nobody on
+Flat Creek keer fer God, and I guess God don't keer fer Flat Creek. But
+I would, though, ef he'd git my mother out of the poor-house and git
+Hanner away from Means's, and let me kiss my mother every night, you
+know, and sleep on my Hanner's arm, jes like I used to afore father
+died, you see."
+
+Ralph wanted to speak, but he couldn't. And so Shocky, with his eyes
+looking straight ahead, and as if forgetting Ralph's presence, told over
+the thoughts that he had often talked over to the fence-rails and the
+trees. "It was real good in Mr. Pearson to take me, wasn't it? Else I'd
+a been bound out tell I was twenty-one, maybe, to some mean man like
+Ole Means. And I a'n't but seven. And it would take me fourteen years to
+git twenty-one, and I never could live with my mother again after Hanner
+gets done her time. 'Cause, you see, Hanner'll be through in three more
+year, and I'll be ten and able to work, and we'll git a little place
+about as big as Granny Sanders's, and--"
+
+Ralph did not hear another word of what Shocky said that afternoon. For
+there, right before them, was Granny Sanders's log-cabin, with its row
+of lofty sunflower stalks, now dead and dry, in front, with its
+rain-water barrel by the side of the low door, and its ash-barrel by the
+fence. In this cabin lived alone the old and shriveled hag whose
+hideousness gave her a reputation for almost supernatural knowledge. She
+was at once doctress and newspaper. She collected and disseminated
+medicinal herbs and personal gossip. She was in every regard
+indispensable to the intellectual life of the neighborhood. In the
+matter of her medical skill we cannot express an opinion, for her
+"yarbs" are not to be found in the pharmacopoeia of science.
+
+What took Ralph's breath was to find Dr. Small's fine, faultless horse
+standing at the door. What did Henry Small want to visit this old quack
+for?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+THE DEVIL OF SILENCE.
+
+
+Ralph had reason to fear Small, who was a native of the same village of
+Lewisburg, and some five years the elder. Some facts in the doctor's
+life had come into Ralph's possession in such a way as to confirm
+life-long suspicion without giving him power to expose Small, who was
+firmly intrenched in the good graces of the people of the county-seat
+village of Lewisburg, where he had grown up, and of the little
+cross-roads village of Clifty, where his "shingle" now hung.
+
+Small was no ordinary villain. He was a genius. Your ordinary hypocrite
+talks cant. Small talked nothing. He was the coolest, the steadiest, the
+most silent, the most promising boy ever born in Lewisburg. He made no
+pretensions. He set up no claims. He uttered no professions. He went
+right on and lived a life above reproach. Your vulgar hypocrite makes
+long prayers in prayer-meeting. Small did nothing of the sort. He sat
+still in prayer-meeting, and listened to the elders as a modest young
+man should. Your commonplace hypocrite boasts. Small never alluded to
+himself, and thus a consummate egotist got credit for modesty. It is but
+an indifferent trick for a hypocrite to make temperance speeches. Dr.
+Small did not even belong to a temperance society. But he could never be
+persuaded to drink even so much as a cup of tea. There was something
+sublime in the quiet voice with which he would say, "Cold water, if you
+please," to a lady tempting him with smoking coffee on a cold morning.
+There was no exultation, no sense of merit in the act. Everything was
+done in a modest and matter-of-course way beautiful to behold. And his
+face was a neutral tint. Neither face nor voice expressed anything. Only
+a keen reader of character might have asked whether all there was in
+that eye could live contented with this cool, austere, self-contained
+life; whether there would not be somewhere a volcanic eruption. But if
+there was any sea of molten lava beneath, the world did not discover it.
+Wild boys were sick of having Small held up to them as the most
+immaculate of men[18].
+
+Ralph had failed to get two schools for which he had applied, and had
+attributed both failures to certain shrugs of Dr. Small. And now, when
+he found Small at the house of Granny Sanders, the center of
+intelligence as well as of ignorance for the neighborhood, he trembled.
+Not that Small would say anything. He never said anything. He damned
+people by a silence worse than words.
+
+Granny Sanders was not a little flattered by the visit.
+
+"Why, doctor, howdy, howdy! Come in, take a cheer. I am glad to see you.
+I 'lowed you'd come. Old Dr. Flounder used to say he larnt lots o'
+things of me. But most of the doctors sence hez been kinder stuck up,
+you know. But I know'd you fer a man of intelligence."
+
+Meantime, Small, by his grave silence and attention, had almost
+smothered the old hag with flattery. "Many's the case I've cured with
+yarbs and things. Nigh upon twenty year ago they was a man lived over on
+Wild Cat Run as had a breakin'-out on his side. 'Twas the left side, jes
+below the waist. Doctor couldn't do nothin'. 'Twas Doctor Peacham. He
+never would have nothin' to do with 'ole woman's cures.' Well, the man
+was goin' to die. Everybody seed that. And they come a-drivin' away over
+here all the way from the Wild Cat. Think of that air! I never was so
+flustered. But as soon as I laid eyes on that air man, I says, says
+I, that air man, says I, has got the shingles, says I. I know'd the
+minute I seed it. And if they'd gone clean around, nothing could a saved
+him. I says, says I, git me a black cat. So I jist killed a black cat,
+and let the blood run all over the swellin'. I tell you, doctor, they's
+nothin' like it. That man was well in a month."
+
+[Illustration: MRS. MEANS]
+
+"Did you use the blood warm?" asked Small, with a solemnity most
+edifying.
+
+These were almost the only words he had uttered since he entered the
+cabin.
+
+"Laws, yes; I jest let it run right out of the cat's tail onto the
+breakin'-out. And fer airesipelus, I don't know nothin' so good as the
+blood of a black hen."
+
+"How old?" asked the doctor.
+
+"There you showed yer science, doctor! They's no power in a pullet. The
+older the black hen the better. And you know the cure fer rheumatiz?"
+And here the old woman got down a bottle of grease. "That's ile from a
+black dog. Ef it's rendered right, it'll knock the hind sights off of
+any rheumatiz you ever see. But it must be rendered in the dark of the
+moon. Else a black dog's ile a'n't worth no more nor a white one's."
+
+And all this time Small was smelling of the uncorked bottle, taking a
+little on his finger and feeling of it, and thus feeling his way to the
+heart--drier than her herbs--of the old witch. And then he went round
+the cabin gravely, lifting each separate bunch of dried yarbs from its
+nail, smelling of it, and then, by making an interrogation-point of his
+silent face, he managed to get a lecture from her on each article in her
+_materia medica_> with the most marvelous stories illustrative of their
+virtues. When the Granny had got her fill of his silent flattery, he was
+ready to carry forward his main purpose.
+
+There was something weird about this silent man's ability to turn the
+conversation as he chose to have it go. Sitting by the Granny's
+tea-table, nibbling corn-bread while he drank his glass of water, having
+declined even her sassafras, he ceased to stimulate her medical talk and
+opened the vein of gossip. Once started, Granny Sanders was sure to
+allude to the robbery. And once on the robbery the doctor's course was
+clear.
+
+"I 'low somebody not fur away is in this 'ere business!"
+
+Not by a word, nor even by a nod, but by some motion of the eyelids,
+perhaps, Small indicated that he agreed with her.
+
+"Who d'ye s'pose 'tis?"
+
+But Dr. Small was not in the habit of supposing. He moved his head in a
+quiet way, just the least perceptible bit, but so that the old creature
+understood that he could give light if he wanted to.
+
+"I dunno anybody that's been 'bout here long as could be suspected."
+
+Another motion of the eyelids indicated Small's agreement with this
+remark.
+
+"They a'n't nobody come in here lately 'ceppin' the master."
+
+Small looked vacantly at the wall.
+
+"But I low he's allers bore a tip-top character."
+
+The doctor was too busy looking at his corn-bread to answer this remark
+even by a look.
+
+"But I think these oversmart young men'll bear looking arter, _I_ do."
+
+Dr. Small raised his eyes and let them _shine_ an assent. That was all.
+
+"Shouldn't wonder ef our master was overly fond of gals."
+
+Doctor looks down at his plate.
+
+"Had plenty of sweethearts afore he walked home with Hanner Thomson
+t'other night, I'll bet."
+
+Did Dr. Small shrug his shoulder? Granny thought she detected a faint
+motion of the sort, but she could not be sure.
+
+"And I think as how that a feller what trifles with gals' hearts and
+then runs off ten miles, maybe a'n't no better'n he had orter be. That's
+what I says, says I."
+
+To this general remark Dr. Small assented in his invisible--shall I say
+_intangible_?--way.
+
+"I allers think, maybe, that some folks has found it best to leave home
+and go away. You can't never tell. But when people is a-bein' robbed
+it's well to lookout. Hey?"
+
+"I think so," said Small quietly, and, having taken his hat and bowed a
+solemn and respectful adieu, he departed.
+
+He had not spoken twenty words, but he had satisfied the news-monger of
+Flat Creek that Ralph was a bad character at home and worthy of
+suspicion of burglary.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 18: The original from which this character was drawn is here
+described accurately. The author now knows that such people are not to
+be put into books. They are not realistic enough.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+MISS MARTHA HAWKINS.
+
+
+"It's very good for the health to dig in the elements. I was quite
+emaciated last year at the East, and the doctor told me to dig in the
+elements. I got me a florial hoe and dug, and it's been most excellent
+for me[19]." Time, the Saturday following the Friday on which Ralph kept
+Shocky company as far as the "forks" near Granny Sanders's house. Scene,
+the Squire's garden. Ralph helping that worthy magistrate perform sundry
+little jobs such as a warm winter day suggests to the farmer. Miss
+Martha Hawkins, the Squire's niece, and his housekeeper in his present
+bereaved condition, leaning over the palings--pickets she called
+them--of the garden fence, talking to the master. Miss Hawkins was
+recently from Massachusetts. How many people there are in the most
+cultivated communities whose education is partial!
+
+"It's very common for school-master to dig in the elements at the
+East," proceeded Miss Martha. Like many other people born in the
+celestial empires (of which there are three--China, Virginia,
+Massachusetts), Miss Martha was not averse to reminding outside
+barbarians of her good fortune in this regard. It did her good to speak
+of the East.
+
+Now Ralph was amused with Miss Martha. She really had a good deal of
+intelligence despite her affectation, and conversation with her was both
+interesting and diverting. It helped him to forget Hannah, and Bud, and
+the robbery, and all the rest, and she was so delighted to find somebody
+to make an impression on that she had come out to talk while Ralph was
+at work. But just at this moment the school-master was not so much
+interested in her interesting remarks, nor so much amused by her amusing
+remarks, as he should have been. He saw a man coming down the road
+riding one horse and leading another, and he recognized the horses at a
+distance. It must be Bud who was riding Means's bay mare and leading
+Bud's roan colt. Bud had been to mill, and as the man who owned the
+horse-mill kept but one old blind horse himself, it was necessary that
+Bud should take two. It required three horses to run the mill; the old
+blind one could have ground the grist, but the two others had to
+overcome the friction of the clumsy machine. But it was not about the
+horse-mill that Ralph was thinking nor about the two horses. Since that
+Wednesday evening on which he escorted Hannah home from the
+spelling-school he had not seen Bud Means. If he had any lingering
+doubts of the truth of what Mirandy had said, they had been dissipated
+by the absence of Bud from school.
+
+"When I was to Bosting--" Miss Martha was _to_ Boston only once in her
+life, but as her visit to that sacred city was the most important
+occurrence of her life, she did not hesitate to air her reminiscences of
+it frequently. "When I was to Bosting," she was just saying, when,
+following the indication of Ralph's eyes, she saw Bud coming up the hill
+near Squire Hawkins's house. Bud looked red and sulky, and to Ralph's
+and Miss Martha Hawkins's polite recognitions he returned only a surly
+nod. They both saw that he was angry. Ralph was able to guess the
+meaning of his wrath.
+
+Toward evening Ralph strolled through the Squire's cornfield toward the
+woods. The memory of the walk with Hannah was heavy upon the heart of
+the young master, and there was comfort in the very miserableness of the
+cornstalks with their disheveled blades hanging like tattered banners
+and rattling discordantly in the rising wind. Wandering without purpose,
+Ralph followed the rows of stalks first one way and then the other in a
+zigzag line, turning a right angle every minute or two. At last he came
+out in a woods mostly of beech, and he pleased his melancholy fancy by
+kicking the dry and silky leaves before him in billows, while the
+soughing of the wind through the long, vibrant boughs and slender twigs
+of the beech forest seemed to put the world into the wailing minor key
+of his own despair.
+
+What a fascination there is in a path come upon suddenly without a
+knowledge of its termination! Here was one running in easy, irregular
+curves through the wood, now turning gently to the right in order to
+avoid a stump, now swaying suddenly to the left to gain an easier
+descent at a steep place, and now turning wantonly to the one side or
+the other, as if from very caprice in the man who by idle steps
+unconsciously marked the line of the foot-path at first. Ralph could not
+resist the impulse--who could?--to follow the path and find out its
+destination, and following it he came presently into a lonesome hollow,
+where a brook gurgled among the heaps of bare limestone rocks that
+filled its bed. Following the path still, he came upon a queer little
+cabin built of round logs, in the midst of a small garden-patch inclosed
+by a brush fence. The stick chimney, daubed with clay and topped with
+a barrel open at both ends, made this a typical cabin.
+
+[Illustration: CAPTAIN PEARSON]
+
+It flashed upon Ralph that this place must be Rocky Hollow, and that
+this was the house of old John Pearson, the one-legged basket-maker, and
+his rheumatic wife--the house that hospitably sheltered Shocky.
+Following his impulse, he knocked and was admitted, and was not a little
+surprised to find Miss Martha Hawkins there before him.
+
+"You here, Miss Hawkins?" he said when he had returned Shocky's greeting
+and shaken hands with the old couple.
+
+"Bless you, yes," said the old lady. "That blessed gyirl"--the old lady
+called her a girl by a sort of figure of speech perhaps--"that blessed
+gyirl's the kindest creetur you ever saw--comes here every day, most, to
+cheer a body up with somethin' or nuther."
+
+Miss Martha blushed, and said "she came because Rocky Hollow looked so
+much like a place she used to know at the East. Mr. and Mrs. Pearson
+were the kindest people. They reminded her of people she knew at the
+East. When she was to Bosting--"
+
+Here the old basket-maker lifted his head from his work, and said:
+"Pshaw! that talk about kyindness" (he was a Kentuckian and said
+_kyindness_) "is all humbug. I wonder so smart a woman as you don't
+know better. You come nearder to bein kyind than anybody I know; but,
+laws a me! we're all selfish akordin' to my tell."
+
+"You wasn't selfish when you set up with my father most every night for
+two weeks," said Shocky as he handed the old man a splint.
+
+"Yes, I was, too!" This in a tone that made Ralph tremble. "Your father
+was a miserable Britisher. I'd fit red-coats, in the war of
+eighteen-twelve, and lost my leg by one of 'em stickin' his dog-on'd
+bagonet right through it, that night at Lundy's Lane; but my messmate
+killed him though which is a satisfaction to think on. And I didn't like
+your father 'cause he was a Britisher. But ef he'd a died right here in
+this free country, 'though nobody to give him a drink of water, blamed
+ef I wouldn't a been ashamed to set on the platform at a Fourth of July
+barbecue, and to hold up my wooden leg fer to make the boys cheer! That
+was the selfishest thing I ever done. We're all selfish akordin' to my
+tell."
+
+"You wasn't selfish when you took me that night, you know," and Shocky's
+face beamed with gratitude.
+
+"Yes, I war, too, you little sass-box! What did I take you fer? Hey?
+Bekase I didn't like Pete Jones nor Bill Jones. They're thieves, dog-on
+'em!"
+
+Ralph shivered a little. The horse with the white forefoot and white
+nose galloped before his eyes again.
+
+"They're a set of thieves. That's what they air."
+
+"Please, Mr. Pearson, be careful. You'll get into trouble, you know, by
+talking that way," said Miss Hawkins. "You're just like a man that I
+knew at the East."
+
+"Why, do you think an old soldier like me, hobbling on a wooden leg, is
+afraid of them thieves? Didn't I face the Britishers? Didn't I come home
+late last Wednesday night? I rather guess I must a took a little too
+much at Welch's grocery, and laid down in the middle of the street to
+rest. The boys thought 'twas funny to crate[20] me. I woke up kind o'
+cold, 'bout one in the mornin.' 'Bout two o'clock I come up Means's
+hill, and didn't I see Pete Jones, and them others that robbed the
+Dutchman, and somebody, I dunno who, a-crossin' the blue-grass paster
+_towards_ Jones's?" (Ralph shivered.) "Don't shake your finger at me,
+old woman. Tongue is all I've got to fight with now; but I'll fight them
+thieves tell the sea goes dry, I will. Shocky, gim me a splint."
+
+"But you wasn't selfish when you tuck me. Shocky stuck to his point most
+positively.
+
+"Yes, I was, you little tow-headed fool! I didn't take you kase I was
+good, not a bit of it. I hated Bill Jones what keeps the poor-house, and
+I knowed him and Pete would get you bound to some of their click, and I
+didn't want no more thieves raised; so when your mother hobbled, with
+you a-leadin' her, poor blind thing! all the way over here on that
+winter night, and said, 'Mr. Pearson, you're all the friend I've got,
+and I want you to save my boy,' why, you see I was selfish as ever I
+could be in takin' of you. Your mother's cryin' sot me a-cryin' too.
+We're all selfish in everything, akordin' to my tell. Blamed ef we
+ha'n't, Miss Hawkins, only sometimes I'd think you was real benev'lent
+ef I didn't know we war all selfish."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 19: Absurd as this speech seems, it is a literal transcript of
+words spoken in the author's presence by a woman who, like Miss Hawkins,
+was born in Massachusetts.]
+
+[Footnote 20: When the first edition of this book appeared, the critic
+who analyzed the dialect in _The Nation_ confessed that he did not know
+what to "crate" meant. It was a custom in the days of early Indiana
+barbarism for the youngsters of a village, on spying a sleeping
+drunkard, to hunt up a "queensware crate"--one of the cages of round
+withes in which crockery was shipped. This was turned upside down over
+the inebriate, and loaded with logs or any other heavy articles that
+would make escape difficult when the poor wretch should come to himself.
+It was a sort of rude punishment for inebriety, and it afforded a
+frog-killing delight to those who executed justice.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+THE HARDSHELL PREACHER.
+
+
+"They's preachin' down to Bethel Meetin'-house to-day," said the Squire
+at breakfast. Twenty years In the West could not cure Squire Hawkins of
+saying "to" for "at." "I rather guess as how the old man Bosaw will give
+pertickeler fits to our folks to-day." For Squire Hawkins, having been
+expelled from the "Hardshell" church of which Mr. Bosaw was pastor, for
+the grave offense of joining a temperance society, had become a member
+of the "Reformers," the very respectable people who now call themselves
+"Disciples," but whom the profane will persist in calling
+"Campbellites." They had a church in the village of Clifty, three miles
+away.
+
+I know that explanations are always abominable to story readers, as they
+are to story writers, but as so many of my readers have never had the
+inestimable privilege of sitting under the gospel as it is ministered in
+enlightened neighborhoods like Flat Creek, I find myself under the
+necessity--need-cessity the Rev. Mr. Bosaw would call it--of rising to
+explain. Some people think the "Hardshells" a myth, and some sensitive
+Baptist people at the East resent all allusion to them. But the
+"Hardshell Baptists," or, as they are otherwise called, the "Whisky
+Baptists," and the "Forty-gallon Baptists," exist in all the old Western
+and South-western States. They call themselves "Anti-means Baptists"
+from their Antinomian tenets. Their confession of faith is a caricature
+of Calvinism, and is expressed by their preachers about as follows: "Ef
+you're elected, you'll be saved; ef you a'n't, you'll be damned. God'll
+take keer of his elect. It's a sin to run Sunday-schools, or temp'rince
+s'cieties, or to send missionaries. You let God's business alone. What
+is to be will be, and you can't hender it." This writer has attended a
+Sunday-school, the superintendent of which was solemnly arraigned and
+expelled from the Hardshell Church for "meddling with God's business" by
+holding a Sunday-school. Of course the Hardshells are prodigiously
+illiterate, and often vicious. Some of their preachers are notorious
+drunkards. They sing their sermons out sometimes for three hours at a
+stretch[21].
+
+Ralph found that he was to ride the "clay-bank mare," the only one of
+the horses that would "carry double," and that consequently he would
+have to take Miss Hawkins behind him. If it had been Hannah instead,
+Ralph might not have objected to this "young Lochinvar" mode of riding
+with a lady on "the croup," but Martha Hawkins was another affair. He
+had only this consolation; his keeping the company of Miss Hawkins might
+serve to disarm the resentment of Bud. At all events, he had no choice.
+What designs the Squire had in this arrangement he could not tell; but
+the clay-bank mare carried him to meeting on that December morning,
+with Martha Hawkins behind. And as Miss Hawkins was not used to this
+mode of locomotion, she was in a state of delightful fright every time
+the horse sank to the knees in the soft, yellow Flat Creek clay.
+
+"We don't go to church so at the East," she said. "The mud isn't so deep
+at the East. When I was to Bosting--" but Ralph never heard what
+happened when she was to Bosting, for just as she said Bosting the mare
+put her foot into a deep hole molded by the foot of the Squire's horse,
+and already full of muddy water.
+
+As the mare's foot went twelve inches down into this track, the muddy
+water spurted higher than Miss Hawkins's head, and mottled her dress
+with golden spots of clay. She gave a little shriek, and declared that
+she had never "seen it so at the East."
+
+The journey seemed a little long to Ralph, who found that the subjects
+upon which he and Miss Hawkins could converse were few; but Miss Martha
+was determined to keep things going, and once, when the conversation had
+died out entirely, she made a desperate effort to renew it by remarking,
+as they met a man on horseback, "That horse switches his tail just as
+they do at the East. When I was to Bosting I saw horses switch their
+tails just that way."
+
+What surprised Ralph was to see that Flat Creek went to meeting.
+Everybody was there--the Meanses, the Joneses, the Bantas, and all the
+rest. Everybody on Flat Creek seemed to be there, except the old
+wooden-legged basket-maker. His family was represented by Shocky, who
+had come, doubtless, to get a glimpse of Hannah, not to hear Mr. Bosaw
+preach. In fact, few were thinking of the religious service. They went
+to church as a common resort to hear the news, and to find out what was
+the current sensation.
+
+On this particular morning there seemed to be some unusual excitement.
+Ralph perceived it as he rode up. An excited crowd, even though it be at
+a church-door on Sunday morning, can not conceal its agitation. Ralph
+deposited Miss Hawkins on the stile, and then got down himself, and paid
+her the closest attention to the door. This attention was for Bud's
+benefit. But Bud only stood with his hands in his pockets, scowling
+worse than ever. Ralph did not go in at the door. It was not the Flat
+Creek custom. The men gossiped outside, while the women chatted within.
+Whatever may have been the cause of the excitement, Ralph could not get
+at it. When he entered a little knot of people they became embarrassed,
+the group dissolved, and its component parts joined other companies.
+What had the current of conversation to do with him? He overheard Pete
+Jones saying that the blamed old wooden leg was in it anyhow. He'd been
+seen goin' home at two in the mornin'. And he could name somebody else
+ef he choosed. But it was best to clean out one at a time. And just then
+there was a murmur: "Meetin's took up." And the masculine element filled
+the empty half of the "hewed-log" church.
+
+When Ralph saw Hannah looking utterly dejected, his heart smote him, and
+the great struggle set in again. Had it not been for the thought of the
+other battle, and the comforting presence of the Helper, I fear Bud's
+interests would have fared badly. But Ralph, with the spirit of a
+martyr, resolved to wait until he knew what the result of Bud's suit
+should be, and whether, indeed, the young Goliath had prior claims, as
+he evidently thought he had. He turned hopefully to the sermon,
+determined to pick up any crumbs of comfort that might fall from Mr.
+Bosaw's meager table.
+
+In reporting a single specimen passage of Mr. Bosaw's sermon, I shall
+not take the liberty which Thucydides and other ancient historians did,
+of making the sermon and putting it into the hero's mouth, but shall
+give that which can be vouched for.
+
+"You see, my respective hearers," he began--but alas! I can never
+picture to you the rich red nose, the see sawing gestures, the nasal
+resonance, the sniffle, the melancholy minor key, and all that. "My
+respective hearers-ah, you see-ah as how-ah as my tex'-ah says that the
+ox-ah knoweth his owner-ah, and-ah the ass-ah his master's crib-ah.
+A-h-h! Now, my respective hearers-ah, they're a mighty sight of
+resemblance-ah atwext men-ah and oxen-ah" [Ralph could not help
+reflecting that there was a mighty sight of resemblance between some men
+and asses. But the preacher did not see this analogy. It lay too close
+to him], "bekase-ah, you see, men-ah is mighty like oxen-ah. Fer they's
+a tremengious defference-ah atwixt defferent oxen-ah, jest as thar is
+atwext defferent men-ah; fer the ox knoweth-ah his owner-ah, and the
+ass-ah, his master's crib-ah. Now, my respective hearers-ah" [the
+preacher's voice here grew mellow, and the succeeding sentences were in
+the most pathetic and lugubrious tones], "you all know-ah that your
+humble speaker-ah has got-ah jest the best yoke of steers-ah in this
+township-ah." [Here Betsey Short shook the floor with a suppressed
+titter.] "They a'n't no sech steers as them air two of mine-ah in this
+whole kedentry-ah. Them crack oxen over at Clifty-ah ha'n't a patchin'
+to mine-ah. Fer the ox knoweth his owner-ah and the ass-ah his master's
+crib-ah.
+
+"Now, my respective hearers-ah, they's a right smart sight of
+defference-ah atwext them air two oxen-ah, jest like they is atwext
+defferent men-ah. Fer-ah" [here the speaker grew earnest, and sawed the
+air, from this to the close, in a most frightful way], "fer-ah, you
+see-ah, when I go out-ah in the mornin'-ah to yoke-ah up-ah them air
+steers-ah, and I says-ah, 'Wo, Berry-ah! _Wo, Berry-ah!_ WO, BERRY-AH',
+why Berry-ah jest stands stock still-ah and don't hardly breathe-ah
+while I put on the yoke-ah, and put in the bow-ah, and put in the
+key-ah, fer, my brethering-ah and sistering-ah, the ox knoweth his
+owner-ah, and the ass-ah his master's crib-ah. Hal-le-lu-ger-ah!
+
+"But-ah, my hearers-ah, but-ah when I stand at t'other eend of the
+yoke-ah, and say, 'Come, Buck-ah! _Come, Buck-ah!_ COME, BUCK-AH! COME,
+BUCK-AH!' why what do you think-ah? Buck-ah, that ornery ole Buck-ah,
+'stid of comin' right along-ah and puttin' his neck under-ah, acts jest
+like some men-ah what is fools-ah. Buck-ah jest kinder sorter stands
+off-ah, and kinder sorter puts his head down-ah this 'ere way-ah, and
+kinder looks mad-ah, and says, Boo-_oo_-OO-OO-ah!"
+
+Alas! Hartsook found no spiritual edification there, and he was in no
+mood to be amused. And so, while the sermon drew on through two dreary
+hours, he forgot the preacher in noticing a bright green lizard which,
+having taken up its winter quarters behind the tin candlestick that hung
+just back of the preacher's head, had been deceived by the genial warmth
+coming from the great box-stove, and now ran out two or three feet from
+his shelter, looking down upon the red-nosed preacher in a most
+confidential and amusing manner. Sometimes he would retreat behind the
+candlestick, which was not twelve inches from the preacher's head, and
+then rush out again. At each reappearance Betsey Short would stuff her
+handkerchief into her mouth and shake in a most distressing way. Shocky
+wondered what the lizard was winking at the preacher about. And Miss
+Martha thought that it reminded her of a lizard that she see at the
+East, the time she was to Bosting, in a jar of alcohol in the Natural
+History Rooms. The Squire was not disappointed in his anticipation that
+Mr. Bosaw would attack his denomination with some fury. In fact, the old
+preacher outdid himself in his violent indignation at "these people that
+follow Campbell-ah, that thinks-ah that obejience-ah will save 'em-ah
+and that belongs-ah to temp'rince societies-ah and Sunday-schools-ah,
+and them air things-ah, that's not ortherized in the Bible-ah, but comes
+of the devil-ah, and takes folks as belongs to 'em to hell-ah."
+
+As they came out the door Ralph rallied enough to remark: "He did attack
+your people, Squire."
+
+"Oh, yes," said the Squire. "Didn't you see the Sarpent inspirin' him?"
+
+But the long, long hours were ended and Ralph got on the clay-bank mare
+and rode up alongside the stile whence Miss Martha mounted. And as he
+went away with a heavy heart, he overheard Pete Jones call out to
+somebody:
+
+"We'll tend to his case & Christmas." Christmas was two days off.
+
+And Miss Martha remarked with much trepidation that poor Pearson would
+have to leave. She'd always been afraid that would be the end of it. It
+reminded her of something she heard at the East, the time she was down
+to Bosting.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 21: Even the Anti-means Baptists have suffered from the dire
+spirit of the age. They are to-day a very respectable body of people
+calling themselves "Primitive Baptists." Perhaps the description in the
+text never applied to the whole denomination, but only to the Hardshells
+of certain localities. Some of these intensely conservative churches, I
+have reason to believe, were always composed of reputable people. But
+what is said above is not in the least exaggerated as a description of
+many of the churches in Indiana and Illinois. Their opposition to the
+temperance reformation was both theoretical and practical. A rather able
+minister of the denomination whom I knew as a boy used to lie in
+besotted drunkenness by the roadside. I am sorry to confess that he once
+represented the county in the State legislature. The piece of a sermon
+given in this chapter was heard near Cairo, Illinois, in the days before
+the war. Most of the preachers were illiterate farmers. I have heard one
+of them hold forth two hours at a stretch. But even in that day there
+were men among the Hardshells whose ability and character commanded
+respect. This was true, especially in Kentucky, where able men like the
+two Dudleys held to the Antinomian wing of their denomination. But the
+Hardshells are perceptibly less hard than they were. You may march at
+the rear of the column among Hunkers and Hardshells if you will, but you
+are obliged to march. Those who will not go voluntarily, the
+time-spirit, walking behind, prods onward with a goad.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+A STRUGGLE FOR THE MASTERY
+
+
+The school had closed on Monday evening as usual. The boys had been
+talking in knots all day. Nothing but the bulldog in the slender,
+resolute young master had kept down the rising storm. A teacher who has
+lost moral support at home, can not long govern a school. Ralph had
+effectually lost his popularity in the district, and the worst of it was
+that he could not divine from just what quarter the ill wind came,
+except that he felt sure of Small's agency in it somewhere. Even Hannah
+had slighted him, when he called at Means's on Monday morning to draw
+the pittance of pay that was due him.
+
+He had expected a petition for a holiday on Christmas day. Such holidays
+are deducted from the teacher's time, and it is customary for the boys
+to "turn out" the teacher who refuses to grant them, by barring him out
+of the school-house on Christmas and New Year's morning. Ralph had
+intended to grant a holiday if it should be asked, but it was not
+asked. Hank Banta was the ringleader in the disaffection, and he had
+managed to draw the surly Bud, who was present this morning, into it. It
+is but fair to say that Bud was in favor of making a request before
+resorting to extreme measures, but he was overruled. He gave it as his
+solemn opinion that the master was mighty peart, and they would be beat
+anyhow some way, but he would lick the master fer two cents ef he warn't
+so slim that he'd feel like he was fighting a baby.
+
+And all that day things looked black. Ralph's countenance was cold and
+hard as stone, and Shocky trembled where he sat. Betsey Short tittered
+rather more than usual. A riot or a murder would have seemed amusing to
+her.
+
+School was dismissed, and Ralph, instead of returning to the Squire's,
+set out for the village of Clifty, a few miles away. No one knew what he
+went for, and some suggested that he had "sloped."
+
+But Bud said "he warn't that air kind. He was one of them air sort as
+died in their tracks, was Mr. Hartsook. They'd find him on the ground
+nex' morning, and he lowed the master war made of that air sort of stuff
+as would burn the dog-on'd ole school-house to ashes, or blow it into
+splinters, but what he'd beat. Howsumdever he'd said he was a-goin' to
+help, and help he would; but all the sinno in Golier wouldn't be no
+account again the cute they was in the head of the master."
+
+But Bud, discouraged as he was with the fear of Ralph's "cute," went
+like a martyr to the stake and took his place with the rest in the
+school-house at nine o'clock at night. It may have been Ralph's
+intention to preoccupy the school-house, for at ten o'clock Hank Banta
+was set shaking from head to foot at seeing a face that looked like the
+master's at the window. He waked up Bud and told him about it.
+
+"Well, what are you a-tremblin' about, you coward?" growled Bud. "He
+won't shoot you; but he'll beat you at this game, I'll bet a hoss, and
+me, too, and make us both as 'shamed of ourselves as dogs with
+tin-kittles to their tails. You don't know the master, though he did
+duck you. But he'll larn you a good lesson this time, and me too, like
+as not." And Bud soon snored again, but Hank shook with fear every time
+he looked at the blackness outside the windows. He was sure he heard
+foot-falls. He would have given anything to have been at home.
+
+When morning came, the pupils began to gather early. A few boys who were
+likely to prove of service in the coming siege were admitted through the
+window, and then everything was made fast, and a "snack" was eaten.
+
+"How do you 'low he'll get in?" said Hank, trying to hide his fear.
+
+"How do I 'low?" said Bud. "I don't 'low nothin' about it. You might as
+well ax me where I 'low the nex' shootin' star is a-goin' to drap. Mr.
+Hartsook's mighty onsartin. But he'll git in, though, and tan your hide
+fer you, you see ef he don't. _Ef_ he don't blow up the school-house
+with gunpowder!" This last was thrown in by way of alleviating the fears
+of the cowardly Hank, for whom Bud had a great contempt.
+
+The time for school had almost come. The boys inside were demoralized by
+waiting. They began to hope that the master had "sloped." They dreaded
+to see him coming.
+
+"I don't believe he'll come," said Hank, with a cold shiver. "It's past
+school-time."
+
+"Yes, he will come, too," said Bud. "And he 'lows to come in here mighty
+quick. I don't know how. But he'll be a-standin' at that air desk when
+it's nine o'clock. I'll bet a thousand dollars on that. _Ef_ he don't
+take it into his head to blow us up!" Hank was now white.
+
+Some of the parents came along, accidentally of course, and stopped to
+see the fun, sure that Bud would thrash the master if he tried to break
+in. Small, on the way to see a patient perhaps, reined up in front of
+the door. Still no Ralph. It was just five minutes before nine. A rumor
+now gained currency that he had been seen going to Clifty the evening
+before, and that he had not come back, though in fact Ralph had come
+back, and had slept at Squire Hawkins's.
+
+"There's the master," cried Betsey Short, who stood out in the road
+shivering and giggling alternately. For Ralph at that moment emerged
+from the sugar-camp by the school-house, carrying a board.
+
+"Ho! ho!" laughed Hank, "he thinks he'll smoke us out. I guess he'll
+find us ready." The boys had let the fire burn down, and there was now
+nothing but hot hickory coals on the hearth.
+
+"I tell you he'll come in. He didn't go to Clifty fer nothing" said Bud,
+who sat still on one of the benches which leaned against the door. "I
+don't know how, but they's lots of ways of killing a cat besides chokin'
+her with butter. He'll come in--_ef_ he don't blow us all sky-high!"
+
+Ralph's voice was now heard, demanding that the door be opened.
+
+"Let's open her," said Hank, turning livid with fear at the firm,
+confident tone of the master.
+
+Bud straightened himself up. "Hank, you're a coward. I've got a mind to
+kick you. You got me into this blamed mess, and now you want to
+craw-fish. You jest tech one of these 'ere fastenings, and I'll lay you
+out flat of your back afore you can say Jack Robinson."
+
+The teacher was climbing to the roof with the board in hand.
+
+"That air won't win," laughed Pete Jones outside. He saw that there was
+no smoke. Even Bud began to hope that Ralph would fail for once. The
+master was now on the ridge-pole of the school-house. He took a paper
+from his pocket, and deliberately poured the contents down the chimney.
+
+Mr. Pete Jones shouted "Gunpowder!" and set off down the road to be out
+of the way of the explosion. Dr. Small remembered, probably, that his
+patient might die while he sat here, and started on.
+
+But Ralph emptied the paper, and laid the board over the chimney. What a
+row there was inside! The benches that were braced against the door were
+thrown down, and Hank Banta rushed out, rubbing his eyes, coughing
+frantically, and sure that he had been blown up. All the rest followed,
+Bud bringing up the rear sulkily, but coughing and sneezing for dear
+life. Such a smell of sulphur as came from that school-house!
+
+Betsey had to lean against the fence to giggle.
+
+[Illustration: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE]
+
+As soon as all were out, Ralph threw the board off the chimney, leaped
+to the ground, entered the school-house, and opened the windows. The
+school soon followed him, and all was still.
+
+"Would he thrash?" This was the important question in Hank Banta's mind.
+And the rest looked for a battle with Bud.
+
+"It is just nine o'clock," said Ralph, consulting his watch, "and I'm
+glad to see you all here promptly. I should have given you a holiday if
+you had asked me like gentlemen yesterday. On the whole, I think I shall
+give you a holiday, anyhow. The school is dismissed."
+
+And Hank felt foolish.
+
+And Bud secretly resolved to thrash Hank or the master, he didn't care
+which.
+
+And Mirandy looked the love she could not utter.
+
+And Betsey giggled.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+A CRISIS WITH BUD.
+
+
+Ralph sat still at his desk. The school had gone. All at once he became
+conscious that Shocky sat yet in his accustomed place upon the hard,
+backless bench.
+
+"Why, Shocky, haven't you gone yet?"
+
+"No--sir--I was waitin' to see if you warn't a-goin', too--I--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"I thought it would make me feel as if God warn't quite so fur away to
+talk to you. It did the other day."
+
+The master rose and put his hand on Shocky's head. Was it the
+brotherhood in affliction that made Shocky's words choke him so? Or, was
+it the weird thoughts that he expressed? Or, was it the recollection
+that Shocky was Hannah's brother? Hannah so far, far away from him now!
+At any rate, Shocky, looking up for the smile on which he fed, saw the
+relaxing of the master's face, that had been as hard as stone, and felt
+just one hot tear on his hand.
+
+"P'r'aps God's forgot you, too," said Shocky in a sort of half
+soliloquy. "Better get away from Flat Creek. You see God forgets
+everybody down here. 'Cause 'most everybody forgets God, 'cept Mr.
+Bosaw, and I 'low God don't no ways keer to be remembered by sich as
+him. Leastways I wouldn't if I was God, you know. I wonder what becomes
+of folks when God forgets 'em?" And Shocky, seeing that the master had
+resumed his seat and was looking absently into the fire, moved slowly
+out the door.
+
+"Shocky!" called the master.
+
+The little poet came back and stood before him.
+
+"Shocky, you mustn't think God has forgotten you. God brings things out
+right at last." But Ralph's own faith was weak, and his words sounded
+hollow and hypocritical to himself. Would God indeed bring things out
+right?
+
+He sat musing a good while, trying to convince himself of the truth of
+what he had just been saying to Shocky--that God would indeed bring
+things out right at last. Would it all come out right if Bud married
+Hannah? Would it all come out right if he were driven from Flat Creek
+with a dark suspicion upon his character? Did God concern himself with
+these things? Was there any God? It was the same old struggle between
+Doubt and Faith. And when Ralph looked up, Shocky had departed.
+
+In the next hour Ralph fought the old battle of Armageddon. I shall not
+describe it. You will fight it in your own way. No two alike. The
+important thing is the End. If you come out as he did, with the doubt
+gone and the trust in God victorious, it matters little just what shape
+the battle may take. Since Jacob became Israel there have never been two
+such struggles alike, save in that they all end either in victory or in
+defeat.
+
+It was after twelve o'clock on that Christmas day when Ralph put his
+head out the door of the school-house and called out: "Bud, I'd like to
+see you."
+
+Bud did not care to see the master, for he had inly resolved to "thrash
+him" and have done with him. But he couldn't back out, certainly not in
+sight of the others who were passing along the road with him.
+
+"I don't want the rest of you," said Ralph in a decided way, as he saw
+that Hank and one or two others were resolved to come also.
+
+"Thought maybe you'd want somebody to see far play," said Hank as he
+went off sheepishly.
+
+"If I did, you would be the last one I should ask," said Ralph. "There's
+no unfair play in Bud, and there is in you." And he shut the door.
+
+"Now, looky here, Mr. Ralph Hartsook," said Bud. "You don't come no gum
+games over me with your saft sodder and all that. I've made up my mind.
+You've got to promise to leave these 'ere digging, or I've got to thrash
+you."
+
+"You'll have to thrash me, then," said Ralph, turning a little pale, but
+remembering the bulldog. "But you'll tell me what It's all about, won't
+you?"
+
+"You know well enough. Folks says you know more 'bout the robbery at the
+Dutchman's than you orter. But I don't believe them. Fer them as says it
+is liars and thieves theirselves. 'Ta'n't fer none of that. And I shan't
+tell you what it _is_ fer. So now, if you won't travel, why, take off
+your coat and git ready fer a thrashing."
+
+The master took off his coat and showed his slender arms. Bud laid his
+off, and showed the physique of a prize-fighter.
+
+"You a'n't a-goin to fight _me_?" said Bud.
+
+"Not unless you make me."
+
+"Why I could chaw you all up."
+
+"I know that."
+
+"Well, you're the grittiest feller I ever did see, and ef you'd jest kep
+off of my ground I wouldn't a touched you. But I a'n't a-goin' to be cut
+out by no feller a livin' 'thout thrashin' him in an inch of his life.
+You see I wanted to git out of this Flat Crick way. We're a low-lived
+set here in Flat Crick. And I says to myself, I'll try to be somethin'
+more nor Pete Jones, and dad, and these other triflin', good-fer-nothin'
+ones 'bout here. And when you come I says, There's one as'll help me.
+And what do you do with yor book-larnin' and town manners but start
+right out to git away the gal that I'd picked out, when I'd picked her
+out kase I thought, not bein' Flat Crick born herself, she might help a
+feller to do better! Now I won't let nobody cut me out without givin'
+'em the best thrashin' it's in these 'ere arms to give."
+
+"But I haven't tried to cut you out."
+
+"You can't fool _me_."
+
+"Bud, listen to me, and then thrash me if you will. I went with that
+girl once. When I found you had some claims, I gave her up. Not because
+I was afraid of you, for I would rather have taken the worst thrashing
+you can give me than give her up. But I haven't spoken to her since the
+night of the first spelling-school."
+
+"You lie!" said Bud, doubling his fists.
+
+Ralph grew red.
+
+"You was a-waitin' on her last Sunday right afore my eyes, and a-tryin'
+to ketch my attention too. So when you're ready say so."
+
+"Bud, there is some misunderstanding." Hartsook spoke slowly and felt
+bewildered. "I tell you that I did not speak to Hannah last Sunday, and
+you know I didn't."
+
+"Hanner!" Bud's eyes grew large. "Hanner!" Here he gasped for breath,
+and looked around, "Hanner!" He couldn't get any further than the name
+at first. "Why, plague take it, who said Hanner?"
+
+"Mirandy said you were courting Hannah," said Ralph, feeling round in a
+vague way to get his ideas together.
+
+"Mirandy! Thunder! You believed Mirandy! Well! Now, looky here, Mr.
+Hartsook, ef you was to say that my sister lied, I'd lick you till yer
+hide wouldn't hold shucks. But _I_ say, a-twix you and me and the
+gate-post, don't you never believe nothing that Mirandy Means says. Her
+and marm has set theirselves like fools to git you. Hanner! Well, she's
+a mighty nice gal, but you're welcome to _her_. I never tuck no shine
+that air way. But I was out of school last Thursday and Friday
+a-shucking corn to take to mill a-Saturday. And when I come past the
+Squire's and seed you talking to a gal as is a gal, you know"--here Bud
+hesitated and looked foolish--"I felt hoppin' mad."
+
+Bud put on his coat.
+
+Ralph put on his coat.
+
+Then they shook hands and Bud went out. Ralph sat looking into the fire.
+There was no conscientious difficulty now in the way of his claiming
+Hannah. The dry forestick lying on the rude stone andirons burst into a
+blaze. The smoldering hope In the heart of Ralph Hartsook did the same.
+He could have Hannah If he could win her. But there came slowly back the
+recollection of his lost standing in Flat Creek. There was
+circumstantial evidence against him. It was evident that Hannah believed
+something of this. What other stones Small might have put in circulation
+he did not know. Would Small try to win Hannah's love to throw it away
+again, as he had done with others? At least he would not spare any pains
+to turn the heart of the bound girl against Ralph.
+
+The bright flame on the forestick, which Ralph had been watching,
+flickered and burned low.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+THE CHURCH OF THE BEST LICKS.
+
+
+Just as the flame on the forestick, which Ralph had watched so
+intensely, flickered and burned low, and just as Ralph with a heavy but
+not quite hopeless heart rose to leave, the latch lifted and Bud
+re-entered.
+
+"I wanted to say something," he stammered, "but you know it's hard to
+say it. I ha'n't no book-larnin to speak of, and some things is hard to
+say when a man ha'n't got book-words to say 'em with. And they's some
+things a man can't hardly ever say anyhow to anybody."
+
+Here Bud stopped. But Ralph spoke in such a matter-of-course way in
+reply that he felt encouraged to go on.
+
+"You gin up Hanner kase you thought she belonged to me. That's more'n
+I'd a done by a long shot. Now, arter I left here jest now, I says to
+myself, a man what can gin up his gal on account of sech a feeling fer
+the rights of a Flat Cricker like me, why, dog-on it, says I, sech a man
+is the man as can help me do better. I don't know whether you're a
+Hardshell or a Saftshell, or a Methodist, or a Campbellite, or a New
+Light, or a United Brother, or a Millerite, or what-not. But I says, the
+man what can do the clean thing by a ugly feller like me, and stick to
+it, when I was jest ready to eat him up, is a kind of a man to tie to."
+
+Here Bud stopped in fright at his own volubility, for he had run his
+words off like a piece learned by heart, as though afraid that if he
+stopped he would not have courage to go on.
+
+Ralph said that he did not belong to any church, and he was afraid he
+couldn't do Bud much good. But his tone was full of sympathy, and, what
+is better than sympathy, a yearning for sympathy.
+
+"You see," said Bud, "I wanted to git out of this low-lived, Flat Crick
+way of livin'. We're a hard set down here, Mr. Hartsook. And I'm gittin'
+to be one of the hardest of 'em. But I never could git no good out of
+Bosaw with his whisky and meanness. And I went to the Mount Tabor church
+concert. I heard a man discussin' baptism, and regeneration, and so on.
+That didn't seem no cure for me, I went to a revival over at Clifty.
+Well, 'twarn't no use. First night they was a man that spoke about Jesus
+Christ in sech a way that I wanted to foller him everywhere. But I
+didn't feel fit. Next night I come back with my mind made up that I'd
+try Jesus Christ, and see ef he'd have me. But laws! they was a big man
+that night that preached hell. Not that I don't believe they's a hell.
+They's plenty not a thousand miles away as deserves it, and I don't know
+as I'm too good for it myself. But he pitched it at us, and stuck it in
+our faces in sech a way that I got mad. And I says, Well, ef God sends
+me to hell he can't make me holler 'nough nohow. You see my dander was
+up. And when my dander's up, I wouldn't gin up fer the devil his-self.
+The preacher was so insultin' with his way of doin' it. He seemed to be
+kind of glad that we was to be damned, and he preached somethin' like
+some folks swears. It didn't sound a bit like the Christ the little man
+preached about the night afore. So what does me and a lot of fellers do
+but slip out and cut off the big preacher's stirrups, and hang 'em on to
+the rider of the fence, and then set his hoss loose! And from that day,
+sometimes I did, and sometimes I didn't, want to be better. And to-day
+it seemed to me that you must know somethin' as would help me."
+
+Nothing is worse than a religious experience kept ready to be exposed to
+the gaze of everybody, whether the time is appropriate or not. But never
+was a religious experience more appropriate than the account which
+Ralph gave to Bud of his Struggle in the Dark. The confession of his
+weakness and wicked selfishness was a great comfort to Bud.
+
+"Do you think that Jesus Christ would--would--well, do you think he'd
+help a poor, unlarnt Flat Cricker like me?"
+
+"I think he was a sort of a Flat Creeker himself," said Ralph, slowly
+and very earnestly.
+
+"You don't say?" said Bud, almost getting off his seat.
+
+"Why, you see the town he lived in was a rough place. It was called
+Nazareth, which meant 'Bush-town.'"
+
+"You don't say?"
+
+"And he was called a Nazarene, which was about the same as
+'backwoodsman.'"
+
+And Ralph read the different passages which he had studied at
+Sunday-school, illustrating the condescension of Jesus, the stories of
+the publicans, the harlots, the poor, who came to him. And he read about
+Nathanael, who lived only six miles away, saying, 'Can any good thing
+come out of Nazareth?'"
+
+"Jus' what Clifty folks says about Flat Crick," broke in Bud.
+
+"Do you think I could begin without being baptized?" he added
+presently.
+
+"Why not? Let's begin now to do the best we can, by his help."
+
+"You mean, then, that I'm to begin now to put in my best licks for Jesus
+Christ, and that he'll help me?"
+
+This shocked Ralph's veneration a little. But it was the sincere
+utterance of an earnest soul. It may not have been an orthodox start,
+but it was the one start for Bud. And there be those who have repeated
+with the finest æsthetic appreciation the old English liturgies who have
+never known religious aspiration so sincere as that of this ignorant
+young Hercules, whose best confession was that he meant hereafter "to
+put in his best licks for Jesus Christ." And there be those who can
+define repentance and faith to the turning of a hair who never made so
+genuine a start for the kingdom of Heaven as Bud Means did.
+
+Ralph said yes, that he thought that was just it. At least, he guessed
+if there was something more, the man that was putting in his best licks
+would be sure to find it out.
+
+"Do you think he'd help a feller? Seems to me it would be number one to
+have God help you. Not to help you fight other folks, but to help you
+when it comes to fighting the devil inside. But you see I don't belong
+to no church"
+
+"Well, let's you and me have one right off. Two people that help one
+another to serve God make a church."
+
+I am afraid this ecclesiastical theory will not be considered orthodox.
+It was Ralph's, and I write it down at the risk of bringing him into
+condemnation.
+
+But other people before the days of Bud and Ralph have discussed church
+organization when they should have been doing Christian work. For both
+of them had forgotten the danger that hung over the old basket-maker,
+until Shocky burst into the school-house, weeping. Indeed, the poor,
+nervous little frame was ready to go into convulsions.
+
+"Miss Hawkins--"
+
+Bud started at mention of the name.
+
+"Miss Hawkins has just been over to say that a crowd is going to tar and
+feather Mr. Pearson to-night. And--" here Shocky wept again. "And he
+won't run, but he's took up the old flintlock, and he'll die in his
+tracks."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+THE CHURCH MILITANT.
+
+
+Bud was doubly enlisted on the side of John Pearson, the basket-maker.
+In the first place, he knew that this persecution of the unpopular old
+man was only a blind to save somebody else; that they were thieves who
+cried, "Stop thief!" And he felt consequently that this was a chance to
+put his newly-formed resolutions into practice. The Old Testament
+religious life, which consists in fighting the Lord's enemies, suited
+Bud's temper and education. It might lead to something better. It was
+the best possible to him, now. But I am afraid I shall have to
+acknowledge that there was a second motive that moved Bud to this
+championship. The good heart of Martha Hawkins having espoused the cause
+of the basket-maker, the heart of Bud Means could not help feeling
+warmly on the same side. Blessed is that man in whose life the driving
+of duty and the drawing of love impel the same way! But why speak of the
+driving of duty? For already Bud was learning the better lesson of
+serving God for the love of God.
+
+The old basket-maker was the most unpopular man in Flat Creek district.
+He had two great vices. He would go to Clifty and have a "spree" once in
+three months. And he would tell the truth in a most unscrupulous manner.
+A man given to plain speaking was quite as objectionable in Flat Creek
+as he would have been in France under the Empire, the Commune, or the
+Republic, and almost as objectionable as he would be in any refined
+community in America. People who live in glass houses have a horror of
+people who throw stones. And the old basket-maker, having no friends,
+was a good scape-goat. In driving him off, Pete Jones would get rid of a
+dangerous neighbor and divert attention from himself. The immediate
+crime of the basket-maker was that he had happened to see too much.
+
+"Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, when they got out into the road, "you'd better
+go straight home to the Squire's. Bekase ef this lightnin' strikes a
+second time it'll strike awful closte to you. You hadn't better be seen
+with us. Which way did you come, Shocky?"
+
+"Why, I tried to come down the holler, but I met Jones right by the big
+road, and he sweared at me and said he'd kill me ef I didn't go back and
+stay. And so I went back to the house and then slipped out through the
+graveyard. You see I was bound to come ef I got skinned. For Mr.
+Pearson's, stuck to me and I mean to stick to him, you see."
+
+Bud led Shocky through the graveyard. But when they reached the forest
+path from the graveyard he thought that perhaps it was not best to "show
+his hand," as he expressed it, too soon.
+
+"Now, Shocky," he said, "do you run ahead and tell the ole man that I
+want to see him right off down by the Spring-in-rock. I'll keep closte
+behind you, and ef anybody offers to trouble you, do you let off a yell
+and I'll be thar in no time."
+
+When Ralph left the school-house he felt mean. There were Bud and Shocky
+gone on an errand of mercy, and he, the truant member of the Church of
+the Best Licks, was not with them. The more he thought of it the more he
+seemed to be a coward, and the more he despised himself; so, yielding as
+usual to the first brave impulse, he leaped nimbly over the fence and
+started briskly through the forest in a direction intersecting the path
+on which were Bud and Shocky. He came in sight just in time to see the
+first conflict of the Church in the Wilderness with her foes.
+
+For Shocky's little feet went more swiftly on their eager errand than
+Bud had anticipated. He got farther out of Bud's reach than the latter
+intended he should, and he did not discover Pete Jones until Pete, with
+his hog-drover's whip, was right upon him.
+
+Shocky tried to halloo for Bud, but he was like one in a nightmare. The
+yell died into a whisper which could not have been heard ten feet.
+
+I shall not repeat Mr. Jones's words. They were frightfully profane. But
+he did not stop at words. He swept his whip round and gave little Shocky
+one terrible cut. Then the voice was released, and the piercing cry of
+pain brought Bud down the path flying.
+
+"You good-for-nothing scoundrel," growled Bud, "you're a coward and a
+thief to be a-beatin' a little creetur like him!" and with that Bud
+walked up on Jones, who prudently changed position in such a way as to
+get the upper side of the hill.
+
+"Well, I'll gin you the upper side, but come on," cried Bud, "ef you
+a'n't afeared to fight somebody besides a poor little sickly baby or a
+crippled soldier. Come on!"
+
+[Illustration: Bud Means comes to the rescue of Shocky.]
+
+Pete was no insignificant antagonist. He had been a great fighter, and
+his well-seasoned arms were like iron. He had not the splendid set of
+Bud, but he had more skill and experience in the rude tournament of
+fists to which the backwoods is so much given. Now, being out of sight
+of witnesses and sure that he could lie about the fight afterward, he
+did not scruple to take advantages which would have disgraced him
+forever if he had taken them in a public fight on election day or at a
+muster. He took the uphill side, and he clubbed his whip-stalk, striking
+Bud with all his force with the heavy end, which, coward-like, he had
+loaded with lead. Bud threw up his strong left arm and parried the blow,
+which, however, was so fierce that it fractured one of the bones of the
+arm. Throwing away his whip Pete rushed upon Bud furiously, intending to
+overpower him, but Bud slipped quickly to one side and let Jones pass
+down the hill, and as Jones came up again Means dealt him one crushing
+blow that sent him full length upon the ground. Nothing but the leaves
+saved him from a most terrible fall. Jones sprang to his feet more angry
+than ever at being whipped by one whom he regarded as a boy, and drew a
+long dirk-knife. But he was blind with rage, and Bud dodged the knife,
+and this time gave Pete a blow on the nose which marred the homeliness
+of that feature and doubled the fellow up against a tree ten feet away.
+
+Ralph came in sight in time to see the beginning of the fight, and he
+arrived on the ground just as Pete Jones went down under the well-dealt
+blow from the only remaining fist of Bud Means.
+
+While Ralph examined Bud's disabled left arm Pete picked himself up
+slowly, and, muttering that he felt "consid'able shuck up like," crawled
+away like a whipped puppy. To every one whom he met, Pete, whose
+intellect seemed to have weakened in sympathy with his frame, remarked
+feebly that he was consid'able shuck up like, and vouchsafed no other
+explanation. Even to his wife he only said that he felt purty
+consid'able shuck up like, and that the boys would have to get on
+to-night without him. There are some scoundrels whose very malignity is
+shaken out of them for the time being by a thorough drubbing.
+
+"I'm afraid you're going to have trouble with your arm, Bud," said Ralph
+tenderly.
+
+"Never mind; I put in my best licks fer _Him_ that air time, Mr.
+Hartsook." Ralph shivered a little at thought of this, but if it was
+right to knock Jones down at all, why might not Bud do it "heartily as
+unto the Lord?"
+
+Gideon did not feel any more honest pleasure in chastising the
+Midianites than did Bud in sending Pete Jones away purty consid'able
+shuck up like.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+A COUNCIL OF WAR.
+
+
+Shocky, whose feet had flown as soon as he saw the final fall of Pete
+Jones, told the whole story to the wondering and admiring ears of Miss
+Hawkins, who unhappily could not remember anything at the East just like
+it; to the frightened ears of the rheumatic old lady who felt sure her
+ole man's talk and stubbornness would be the ruin of him, and to the
+indignant ears of the old soldier who was hobbling up and down,
+sentinel-wise, in front of his cabin, standing guard over himself.
+
+"No, I won't leave," he said to Ralph and Bud. "You see I jest won't.
+What would Gin'ral Winfield Scott say ef he knew that one of them as fit
+at Lundy's Lane backed out, retreated, run fer fear of a passel of
+thieves? No, sir; me and the old flintlock will live and die together.
+I'll put a thunderin' charge of buckshot into the first one of them
+scoundrels as comes up the holler. It'll be another Lundy's Lane. And
+you, Mr. Hartsook, may send Scott word that ole Pearson, as fit at
+Lundy's Lane under him, died a-fightin' thieves on Rocky Branch, in
+Hoopole Kyounty, State of Injeanny."
+
+And the old man hobbled faster and faster, taxing his wooden leg to the
+very utmost, as if his victory depended on the vehemence with which he
+walked his beat.
+
+Mrs. Pearson sat wringing her hands and looking appealingly at Martha
+Hawkins, who stood in the door, in despair, looking appealingly at Bud.
+Bud was stupefied by the old man's stubbornness and his own pain, and in
+his turn appealed mutely to the master, in whose resources he had
+boundless confidence. Ralph, seeing that all depended on him, was taxing
+his wits to think of some way to get round Pearson's stubbornness.
+Shocky hung to the old man's coat and pulled away at him with many
+entreating words, but the venerable, bare-headed sentinel strode up and
+down furiously, with his flintlock on his shoulder and his basket-knife
+in his belt.
+
+Just at this point somebody could be seen indistinctly through the
+bushes coming up the hollow.
+
+"Halt!" cried the old hero. "Who goes there?"
+
+"It's me, Mr. Pearson. Don't shoot me, please."
+
+It was the voice of Hannah Thomson. Hearing that the whole neighborhood
+was rising against the benefactor of Shocky and of her family, she had
+slipped away from the eyes of her mistress, and run with breathless
+haste to give warning in the cabin on Rocky Branch. Seeing Ralph, she
+blushed, and went into the cabin.
+
+"Well," said Ralph, "the enemy is not coming yet. Let us hold a council
+of war."
+
+This thought came to Ralph like an inspiration. It pleased the old man's
+whim, and he sat down on the door-step.
+
+"Now, I suppose," said Ralph, "that General Winfield Scott always looked
+into things a little before he went into a fight. Didn't he?"
+
+"_To_ be sure," assented the old man.
+
+"Well," said Ralph. "What is the condition of the enemy? I suppose the
+whole neighborhood's against us."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man. The rest were silent, but all felt the
+statement to be about true.
+
+"Next," said Ralph, "I suppose General Winfield Scott would always
+inquire into the condition of his own troops. Now let us see. Captain
+Pearson has Bud, who is the right wing, badly crippled by having his arm
+broken in the first battle." (Miss Hawkins looked pale.)
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man.
+
+"And I am the left wing, pretty good at giving advice, but very slender
+in a fight."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man.
+
+"And Shocky and Miss Martha and Hannah good aids, but nothing in a
+battle."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the basket-maker, a little doubtfully.
+
+"Now let's look at the arms and accouterments, I think you call them.
+Well, this old musket has been loaded--"
+
+"This ten year," said the old lady.
+
+"And the lock is so rusty that you could not cock it when you wanted to
+take aim at Hannah."
+
+The old man looked foolish, and muttered "_To_ be sure."
+
+"And there isn't another round of ammunition in the house."
+
+The old man was silent.
+
+"Now let us look at the incumbrances. Here's the old lady and Shocky. If
+you fight, the enemy will be pleased. It will give them a chance to kill
+you. And then the old lady will die and they will do with Shocky as they
+please."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man reflectively.
+
+"Now," said Ralph, "General Winfield Scott, under such circumstances,
+would retreat in good order. Then, when he could muster his forces
+rightly, he would drive the enemy from his ground."
+
+"To be sure," said the old man. "What ort I to do?"
+
+"Have you any friends?"
+
+"Well, yes; ther's my brother over in Jackson Kyounty. I mout go there."
+
+"Well," said Bud, "do you just go down to Spring-in-rock and stay there.
+Them folks won't be here tell midnight. I'll come fer you at nine with
+my roan colt, and I'll set you down over on the big road on Buckeye Run.
+Then you can git on the mail-wagon that passes there about five o'clock
+in the mornin', and go over to Jackson County and keep shady till we
+want you to face the enemy and to swear agin some folks. And then well
+send fer you."
+
+"To be sure," said the old man in a broken voice. "I reckon General
+Winfield Scott wouldn't disapprove of such a maneuver as that thar."
+
+Miss Martha beamed on Bud to his evident delight, for he carried his
+painful arm part of the way home with her. Ralph noticed that Hannah
+looked at _him_ with a look full of contending emotions. He read
+admiration, gratitude, and doubt in the expression of her face, as she
+turned toward home.
+
+"Well, good-by, ole woman," said Pearson, as he took up his little
+handkerchief full of things and started for his hiding-place; "good-by.
+I didn't never think I'd desart you, and ef the old flintlock hadn't a
+been rusty, I'd a staid and died right here by the ole cabin. But I
+reckon 'ta'n't best to be brash[22]." And Shocky looked after him, as he
+hobbled away over the stones, more than ever convinced that God had
+forgotten all about things on Flat Creek. He gravely expressed his
+opinion to the master the next day.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 22: The elaborate etymological treatment of this word in its
+various forms in our best dictionary is a fine illustration of the fact
+that something more than scholarship is needed for penetrating the
+mysteries of current folk-speech. _Brash_--often _bresh_--in the sense
+of refuse boughs of trees, is only another form of _brush_; the two are
+used as one word by the people. _Brash_ in the sense of brittle has no
+conscious connection with the noun in popular usage, but it is accounted
+by the people the same word as _brash_ in the sense of rash or
+impetuous. The suggestion in the Century Dictionary that the words
+spelled _brash_ are of modern formation violates the soundest canon of
+antiquarian research, which is that a word phrase or custom widely
+diffused among plain or rustic people is of necessity of ancient origin.
+Now _brash_, the adjective, exists in both senses in two or three of the
+most widely separated dialects of the United States, and hence must have
+come from England. Indeed, it appears in Wright's Dictionary of
+Provincial English in precisely the sense it has in the text.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+ODDS AND ENDS.
+
+
+The Spring-in-rock, or, as it was sometimes, by a curious perversion,
+called, the "rock-in-spring," was a spring running out of a cave-like
+fissure in a high limestone cliff. Here the old man sheltered himself on
+that dreary Christmas evening, until Bud brought his roan colt to the
+top of the cliff above, and he and Ralph helped the old man up the cliff
+and into the saddle. Ralph went back to bed, but Bud, who was only too
+eager to put in his best licks, walked by the side of old John Pearson
+the six miles over to Buckeye Run, and at last, after eleven o'clock, he
+deposited him in a hollow sycamore by the road, there to wait the coming
+of the mail-wagon that would carry him into Jackson County.
+
+"Good-by," said the basket-maker, as Bud mounted the colt to return. "Ef
+I'm wanted jest send me word, and I'll make a forrard movement any time.
+I don't like this 'ere thing of running off in the night-time. But I
+reckon General Winfield Scott would a ordered a retreat ef he'd a been
+in my shoes. I'm lots obleeged to you. Akordin' to my tell, we're all
+of us selfish in everything; but I'll be dog-on'd ef I don't believe you
+and one or two more is exceptions."
+
+Whether it was that the fact that Pete Jones had got consid'able shuck
+up demoralized his followers, or whether it was that the old man's
+flight was suspected, the mob did not turn out in very great force, and
+the tarring was postponed indefinitely, for by the time they came
+together it became known somehow that the man with a wooden leg had
+outrun them all. But the escape of one devoted victim did not mollify
+the feelings of the people toward the next one.
+
+By the time Bud returned his arm was very painful, and the next day he
+went under Dr. Small's treatment to reduce the fracture. Whatever
+suspicions Bud might have of Pete Jones, he was not afflicted with
+Ralph's dread of the silent young doctor. And if there was anything
+Small admired it was physical strength and courage. Small wanted Bud on
+his side, and least of all did he want him to be Ralph's champion. So
+that the silent, cool, and skillful doctor went to work to make an
+impression on Bud Means.
+
+Other influences were at work upon him also. Mrs. Means volleyed and
+thundered in her usual style about his "takin' up with a one-legged
+thief, and runnin' arter that master that was a mighty suspicious kind
+of a customer, akordin' to her tell. She'd allers said so. Ef she'd a
+been consulted he wouldn't a been hired. He warn't fit company fer
+nobody."
+
+And old Jack Means 'lowed Bud must want to have _their_ barns burnt like
+some other folkses had been. Fer his part, he had sense enough to know
+they was some people as it wouldn't do to set a body's self agin. And as
+fer him, he didn't butt his brains out agin a buckeye-tree. Not when he
+was sober. And so they managed, during Bud's confinement to the house,
+to keep him well supplied with all the ordinary discomforts of life.
+
+But one visit from Martha Hawkins, ten words of kindly inquiry from her,
+and the remark that his broken arm reminded her of something she had
+seen at the East and something somebody said the time she was to
+Bosting, were enough to repay the champion a thousand fold for all that
+he suffered. Indeed, that visit, and the recollection of Ralph's saying
+that Jesus Christ was a sort of a Flat Creeker himself, were manna in
+the wilderness to Bud.
+
+Poor Shocky was sick. The excitement had been too much for him, and
+though his fever was very slight it was enough to produce just a little
+delirium. Either Ralph or Miss Martha was generally at the cabin.
+
+"They're coming," said Shocky to Ralph, "they're coming. Pete Jones is
+a-going to bind me out for a hundred years. I wish Hanner would hold me
+so's he couldn't. God's forgot all about us here in Flat Creek, and
+there's nobody to help it."
+
+And he shivered at every sudden sound. He was never free from this
+delirious fright except when the master held him tight in his arms. He
+staggered around the floor, the very shadow of Shocky, and was so
+terrified by the approach of darkness that Ralph staid in the cabin on
+Wednesday night and Miss Hawkins staid on Thursday night. On Friday, Bud
+sent a note to Ralph, askin him to come and see him.
+
+"You see, Mr. Hartsook, I ha'n't forgot what was said about puttin' in
+our best licks for Jesus Christ. I've been a-trying to read some about
+him while I set here. And I read where he said somethin about doing fer
+the least of his brethren being as the same like as if it was done fer
+Jesus Christ his-self. Now there's Shocky. I reckon, p'r'aps, as anybody
+is a little brother of Jesus Christ, it is that Shocky. Pete Jones and
+his brother Bill is determined to have him back there to-morry. Bekase
+you see, Pete's one of the County Commissioners and to-morry's the day
+that they bind out. He wants to bind out that boy jes' to spite ole
+Pearson and you and me. You see, the ole woman's been helped by the
+neighbors, and he'll claim Shocky to be a pauper, and they a'n't no
+human soul here as dares to do a thing con_tra_ry to Pete. Couldn't you
+git him over to Lewisburg? I'll lend you my roan colt."
+
+Ralph thought a minute. He dared not take Shocky to the uncle's where he
+found his only home. But there was Miss Nancy Sawyer, the old maid who
+was everybody's blessing. He could ask her to keep him. And, at any
+rate, he would save Shocky somehow.
+
+As he went out in the dusk, he met Hannah in the lane.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+FACE TO FACE.
+
+
+In the lane, in the dark, under the shadow of the barn, Ralph met Hannah
+carrying her bucket of milk (they have no pails in Indiana)[23]. He
+could see only the white foam on the milk, and Hannah's white face.
+Perhaps it was well that he could not see how white Hannah's face was at
+that moment when a sudden trembling made her set down the heavy bucket.
+At first neither spoke. The recollection of all the joy of that walk
+together in the night came upon them both. And a great sense of loss
+made the night seem supernaturally dark to Ralph. Nor was it any lighter
+in the hopeless heart of the bound girl. The presence of Ralph did not
+now, as before, make the darkness of her life light.
+
+"Hannah--" said Ralph presently, and stopped. For he could not finish
+the sentence. With a rush there came upon him a consciousness of the
+suspicions that filled Hannah's mind. And with it there came a feeling
+of guilt. He saw himself from her stand-point, and felt a remorse almost
+as keen as it could have been had he been a criminal. And this sudden
+and morbid sense of his guilt as it appeared to Hannah paralyzed him.
+But when Hannah lifted her bucket with her hand, and the world with her
+heavy heart, and essayed to pass him, Ralph rallied and said:
+
+"_You_ don't believe all these lies that are told about me."
+
+"I don't believe anything, Mr. Hartsook; that is, I don't want to
+believe anything against you. And I wouldn't mind anything they say if
+it wasn't for two things"--here she stammered and looked down.
+
+"If it wasn't for what?" said Ralph with a spice of indignant denial in
+his voice.
+
+Hannah hesitated, but Ralph pressed the question with eagerness.
+
+"I saw you cross that blue-grass pasture the night--the night that you
+walked home with me." She would have said the night of the robbery, but
+her heart smote her, and she adopted the more kindly form of the
+sentence.
+
+Ralph would have explained, but how?
+
+"I did cross the pasture," he began, "but--"
+
+Just here it occurred to Ralph that there was no reason for his night
+excursion across the pasture. Hannah again took up her bucket, but he
+said:
+
+"Tell me what else you have against me."
+
+"I haven't anything against you. Only I am poor and friendless, and you
+oughtn't to make my life any heavier. They say that you have paid
+attention to a great many girls. I don't know why you should want to
+trifle with me."
+
+Ralph answered her this time. He spoke low. He spoke as though he were
+speaking to God. "If any man says that I ever trifled with any woman, he
+lies. I have never loved but one, and you know who that is. And God
+knows."
+
+"I don't know what to say, Mr. Hartsook." Hannah's voice was broken.
+These solemn words of love were like a river in the desert, and she was
+like a wanderer dying of thirst. "I don't know, Mr. Hartsook. If I was
+alone, it wouldn't matter. But I've got my blind mother and my poor
+Shocky to look after. And I don't want to make mistakes. And the world
+is so full of lies I don't know what to believe. Somehow I can't help
+believing what you say. You seem to speak so true. But--"
+
+"But what?" said Ralph.
+
+"But you know how I saw you just as kind to Martha Hawkins on Sunday
+as--as--"
+
+"Han--ner!" It was the melodious voice of the angry Mrs. Means, and
+Hannah lifted her pail and disappeared.
+
+Standing in the shadow of his own despair, Ralph felt how dark a night
+could be when it had no promise of morning.
+
+And Dr. Small, who had been stabling his horse just inside the barn,
+came out and moved quietly into the house just as though he had not
+listened intently to every word of the conversation.
+
+As Ralph walked away he tried to comfort himself by calling to his aid
+the bulldog in his character. But somehow it did not do him any good.
+For what is a bulldog but a stoic philosopher? Stoicism has its value,
+but Ralph had come to a place where stoicism was of no account. The
+memory of the Helper, of his sorrow, his brave and victorious endurance,
+came when stoicism failed. Happiness might go out of life, but in the
+light of Christ's life happiness seemed but a small element anyhow. The
+love of woman might be denied him, but there still remained what was
+infinitely more precious and holy, the love of God. There still remained
+the possibility of heroic living. Working, suffering, and enduring still
+remained. And he who can work for God and endure for God, surely has
+yet the best of life left. And, like the knights who could find the Holy
+Grail only in losing themselves, Hartsook, in throwing his happiness out
+of the count, found the purest happiness, a sense of the victory of the
+soul over the tribulations of life. The man who knows this victory
+scarcely needs the encouragement of the hope of future happiness. There
+is a real heaven in bravely lifting the load of one's own sorrow and
+work.
+
+And it was a good thing for Ralph that the danger hanging over Shocky
+made immediate action necessary.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 23: The total absence of the word _pail_ not only from the
+dialect, but even from cultivated speech in the Southern and Border
+States until very recently, is a fact I leave to be explained on further
+investigation. The word is an old one and a good one, but I fancy that
+its use in England could not have been generally diffused in the
+seventeenth century. So a Hoosier or a Kentuckian never _pared_ an
+apple, but _peeled_ it. Much light might be thrown on the origin and
+history of our dialects by investigating their deficiencies.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+GOD REMEMBERS SHOCKY.
+
+
+At four o'clock the next morning, in the midst of a driving snow, Ralph
+went timidly up the lane toward the homely castle of the Meanses. He
+went timidly, for he was afraid of Bull. But he found Bud waiting for
+him, with the roan colt bridled and saddled. The roan colt was really a
+large three-year-old, full of the finest sort of animal life, and
+having, as Bud declared, "a mighty sight of hoss sense fer his age." He
+seemed to understand at once that there was something extraordinary on
+hand when he was brought out of his comfortable quarters at four in the
+morning in the midst of a snow-storm. Bud was sure that the roan colt
+felt his responsibility.
+
+In the days that followed, Ralph often had occasion to remember this
+interview with Bud, who had risked much in bringing his fractured arm
+out into the cold, damp air. Jonathan never clave to David more
+earnestly than did Bud this December morning to Ralph.
+
+"You see, Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, "I wish I was well myself. It's hard
+to set still. But it's a-doing me a heap of good. I'm like a boy at
+school. And I'm a-findin' out that doing one's best licks fer others
+ain't all they is of it, though it's a good part. I feel like as if I
+must git Him, you know, to do lots for me. They's always some sums too
+hard fer a feller, and he has to ax the master to do 'em, you know. But
+see, the roan's a-stomping round. He wants to be off. Do you know I
+think that hoss knows something's up? I think he puts in his best licks
+fer me a good deal better than I do fer Him."
+
+Ralph pressed Bud's right hand. Bud rubbed his face against the colt's
+nose and said: "Put in your best licks, old fellow." And the colt
+whinnied. How a horse must want to speak! For Bud was right. Men are
+gods to horses, and they serve their deities with a faithfulness that
+shames us.
+
+Then Ralph sprang into the saddle, and the roan, as if wishing to show
+Bud his willingness, broke into a swinging gallop, and was soon lost to
+the sight of his master in the darkness and the snow. When Bud could no
+more hear the sound of the roan's footsteps he returned to the house, to
+lie awake picturing to himself the journey of Ralph with Shocky and the
+roan colt. It was a great comfort to Bud that the roan, which was almost
+a part of himself, represented him in this ride. And he knew the roan
+well enough to feel sure that he would do credit to his master. "He'll
+put in his best licks," Bud whispered to himself many a time before
+daybreak.
+
+The ground was but little frozen, and the snow made the roads more
+slippery than ever. But the rough-shod roan handled his feet dexterously
+and with a playful and somewhat self-righteous air, as though he said:
+"Didn't I do it handsomely that time?" Down slippery hills, through deep
+mud-holes covered with a slender film of ice he trod with perfect
+assurance. And then up over the rough stones of Rocky Hollow, where
+there was no road at all, he picked his way through the darkness and
+snow. Ralph could not tell where he was at last, but gave the reins to
+the roan, who did his duty bravely, and not without a little flourish,
+to show that he had yet plenty of spare power.
+
+A feeble candle-ray, making the dense snow-fall visible, marked for
+Ralph the site of the basket-maker's cabin. Miss Martha had been
+admitted to the secret, and had joined in the conspiracy heartily,
+without being able to recall anything of the kind having occurred at the
+East, and not remembering having seen or heard of anything of the sort
+the time she was to Bosting. She had Shocky all ready, having used some
+of her own capes and shawls to make him warm.
+
+Miss Martha came out to meet Ralph when she heard the feet of the roan
+before the door.
+
+"O Mr. Hartsook! is that you? What a storm. This is jest the way it
+snows at the East. Shocky's all ready. He didn't know a thing about it
+tell I waked him this morning. Ever since that he's been saying that God
+hasn't forgot, after all. It's made me cry more'n once." And Shocky
+kissed Mrs. Pearson, and told her that when he got away from Flat Creek
+he'd tell God all about it, and God would bring Mr. Pearson back again.
+And then Martha Hawkins lifted the frail little form, bundled in shawls,
+in her arms, and brought him out into the storm; and before she handed
+him up he embraced her, and said: "O Miss Hawkins! God ha'n't forgot me,
+after all. Tell Hanner that He ha'n't forgot. I'm going to ask him to
+git her away from Means's and mother out of the poor-house. I'll ask him
+just as soon as I get to Lewisburg."
+
+Ralph lifted the trembling form into his arms, and the little fellow
+only looked up in the face of the master and said: "You see, Mr.
+Hartsook, I thought God had forgot. But he ha'n't."
+
+And the words of the little boy comforted the master also. God had not
+forgotten him, either!
+
+From the moment that Ralph took Shocky into his arms, the conduct of the
+roan colt underwent an entire revolution. Before that he had gone over a
+bad place with a rush, as though he were ambitious of distinguishing
+himself by his brilliant execution. Now he trod none the less surely,
+but he trod tenderly. The neck was no longer arched. He set himself to
+his work as steadily as though he were twenty years old. For miles he
+traveled on in a long, swinging walk, putting his feet down carefully
+and firmly. And Ralph found the spirit of the colt entering into
+himself. He cut the snow-storm with his face, and felt a sense of
+triumph over all his difficulties. The bulldog's jaws had been his
+teacher, and now the steady, strong, and conscientious legs of the roan
+inspired him.
+
+Shocky had not spoken. He lay listening to the pattering music of the
+horse's feet, doubtless framing the footsteps of the roan colt into an
+anthem of praise to the God who had not forgot. But as the dawn came on,
+making the snow whiter, he raised himself and said half-aloud, as he
+watched the flakes chasing one another in whirling eddies, that the snow
+seemed to be having a good time of it. Then he leaned down again on the
+master's bosom, full of a still joy, and only roused himself from his
+happy reverie to ask what that big, ugly-looking house was.
+
+"See, Mr. Hartsook, how big it is, and how little and ugly the windows
+is! And the boards is peeling off all over it, and the hogs is right in
+the front yard. It don't look just like a house. It looks dreadful. What
+is it?"
+
+Ralph had dreaded this question. He did not answer it, but asked Shocky
+to change his position a little, and then he quickened the pace of the
+horse. But Shocky was a poet, and a poet understands silence more
+quickly than he does speech. The little fellow shivered as the truth
+came to him.
+
+"Is that the poor-house?" he said, catching his breath. "Is my mother in
+that place? _Won't_ you take me in there, so as I can just kiss her
+once? 'Cause she can't see much, you know. And one kiss from me will
+make her feel so good. And I'll tell her that God ha'n't forgot." He had
+raised up and caught hold of Ralph's coat.
+
+Ralph had great difficulty in quieting him. He told him that if he went
+in there Bill Jones might claim that he was a runaway and belonged
+there. And poor Shocky only shivered and said he was cold. A minute
+later, Ralph found that he was shaking with a chill, and a horrible
+dread came over him. What if Shocky should die? It was only a minute's
+work to get down, take the warm horse-blanket from under the saddle, and
+wrap it about the boy, then to strip off his own overcoat and add that
+to it. It was now daylight, and finding, after he had mounted, that
+Shocky continued to shiver, he put the roan to his best speed for the
+rest of the way, trotting up and down the slippery hills, and galloping
+away on the level ground. How bravely the roan laid himself to his work,
+making the fence-corners fly past in a long procession! But poor little
+Shocky was too cold to notice them, and Ralph shuddered lest Shocky
+should never be warm again, and spoke to the roan, and the roan
+stretched out his head, and dropped one ear back to hear the first word
+of command, and stretched the other forward to listen for danger, and
+then flew with a splendid speed down the road, past the patches of
+blackberry briars, past the elderberry bushes, past the familiar red-haw
+tree in the fence-corner, over the bridge without regard to the threat
+of a five-dollar fine, and at last up the long lane into the village,
+where the smoke from the chimneys was caught and whirled round with the
+snow.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+MISS NANCY SAWYER.
+
+
+In a little old cottage in Lewisburg, on one of the streets which was
+never traveled except by a solitary cow seeking pasture or a countryman
+bringing wood to some one of the half-dozen families living in it, and
+which in summer was decked with a profusion of the yellow and white
+blossoms of the dog-fennel--in this unfrequented street, so generously
+and unnecessarily broad, lived Miss Nancy Sawyer and her younger sister
+Semantha. Miss Nancy was a providence, one of those old maids that are
+benedictions to the whole town; one of those in whom the mother-love,
+wanting the natural objects on which to spend itself, overflows all
+bounds and lavishes itself on every needy thing, and grows richer and
+more abundant with the spending, a fountain of inexhaustible blessing.
+There is no nobler life possible to any one than to an unmarried woman.
+The more shame that some choose a selfish one, and thus turn to gall all
+the affection with which they are endowed. Miss Nancy Sawyer had been
+Ralph's Sunday-school teacher, and it was precious little, so far as
+information went, that he learned from her; for she never could conceive
+of Jerusalem as a place in any essential regard very different from
+Lewisburg, where she had spent her life. But Ralph learned from her what
+most Sunday-school teachers fail to teach, the great lesson of
+Christianity, by the side of which all antiquities and geographies and
+chronologies and exegetics and other niceties are as nothing.
+
+And now he turned the head of the roan toward the cottage of Miss Nancy
+Sawyer as naturally as the roan would have gone to his own stall in the
+stable at home. The snow had gradually ceased to fall, and was eddying
+round the house, when Ralph dismounted from his foaming horse, and,
+carrying the still form of Shocky as reverently as though it had been
+something heavenly, knocked at Miss Nancy Sawyer's door.
+
+With natural feminine instinct that lady started back when she saw
+Hartsook, for she had just built a fire in the stove, and she now stood
+at the door with unwashed face and uncombed hair.
+
+"Why, Ralph Hartsook, where did you drop down from--and what have you
+got?"
+
+"I came from Flat Creek this morning, and I brought you a little angel
+who has got out of heaven, and needs some of your motherly care."
+
+Shocky was brought in. The chill shook him now by fits only, for a fever
+had spotted his cheeks already.
+
+"Who are you?" said Miss Nancy, as she unwrapped him.
+
+"I'm Shocky, a little boy as God forgot, and then thought of again."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+PANCAKES.
+
+
+Half an hour later, Ralph, having seen Miss Nancy Sawyer's machinery of
+warm baths and simple remedies safely in operation, and having seen the
+roan colt comfortably stabled, and rewarded for his faithfulness by a
+bountiful supply of the best hay and the promise of oats when he was
+cool--half an hour later Ralph was doing the most ample, satisfactory,
+and amazing justice to his Aunt Matilda's hot buckwheat-cakes and warm
+coffee. And after his life in Flat Creek, Aunt Matilda's house did look
+like paradise. How white the table-cloth, how bright the coffee-pot, how
+clean the wood-work, how glistening the brass door-knobs, how spotless
+everything that came under the sovereign sway of Mrs. Matilda White! For
+in every Indiana village as large as Lewisburg, there are generally a
+half-dozen women who are admitted to be the best housekeepers. All
+others are only imitators. And the strife is between these for the
+pre-eminence. It is at least safe to say that no other in Lewisburg
+stood so high as an enemy to dirt, and as a "rat, roach, and mouse
+exterminator," as did Mrs. Matilda White, the wife of Ralph's maternal
+uncle, Robert White, Esq., a lawyer in successful practice. Of course no
+member of Mrs. White's family ever stayed at home longer than was
+necessary. Her husband found his office--which he kept in as bad a state
+as possible in order to maintain an equilibrium in his life--much more
+comfortable than the stiffly clean house at home. From the time that
+Ralph had come to live as a chore-boy at his uncle's, he had ever
+crossed the threshold of Aunt Matilda's temple of cleanliness with a
+horrible sense of awe. And Walter Johnson, her son by a former marriage,
+had--poor, weak-willed fellow!--been driven into bad company and bad
+habits by the wretchedness of extreme civilization. And yet he showed
+the hereditary trait, for all the genius which Mrs. White consecrated to
+the glorious work of making her house too neat to be habitable, her son
+Walter gave to tying exquisite knots in his colored cravats and combing
+his oiled locks so as to look like a dandy barber. And she had no other
+children. The kind Providence that watches over the destiny of children
+takes care that very few of them are lodged in these terribly clean
+houses.
+
+But Walter was not at the table, and Ralph had so much anxiety lest his
+absence should be significant of evil, that he did not venture to
+inquire after him as he sat there between Mr. and Mrs. White disposing
+of Aunt Matilda's cakes with an appetite only justified by his long
+morning's ride and the excellence of the brown cakes, the golden honey,
+and the coffee, enriched, as Aunt Matilda's always was, with the most
+generous cream. Aunt Matilda was so absorbed in telling of the doings of
+the Dorcas Society that she entirely forgot to be surprised at the early
+hour of Ralph's arrival. When she had described the number of the
+garments finished to be sent to the Five Points Mission, or the Home for
+the Friendless, or the South Sea Islands, I forget which, Ralph thought
+he saw his chance, while Aunt Matilda was in a benevolent mood, to
+broach a plan he had been revolving for some time. But when he looked at
+Aunt Matilda's immaculate--horribly immaculate--housekeeping, his heart
+failed him, and he would have said nothing had she not inadvertently
+opened the door herself.
+
+"How did you get here so early, Ralph?" and Aunt Matilda's face was
+shadowed with a coming rebuke.
+
+"By early rising," said Ralph. But, seeing the gathering frown on his
+aunt's brow, he hastened to tell the story of Shocky as well as he
+could. Mrs. White did not give way to any impulse toward sympathy until
+she learned that Shocky was safely housed with Miss Nancy Sawyer.
+
+"Yes, Sister Sawyer has no family cares," she said by way of smoothing
+her slightly ruffled complacency, "she has no family cares, and she can
+do those things. Sometimes I think she lets people impose on her and
+keep her away from the means of grace, and I spoke to our new preacher
+about it the last time he was here, and asked him to speak to Sister
+Sawyer about staying away from the ordinances to wait on everybody, but
+he is a queer man, and he only said that he supposed Sister Sawyer
+neglected the inferior ordinances that she might attend to higher ones.
+But I don't see any sense in a minister of the gospel calling
+prayer-meeting a lower ordinance than feeding catnip-tea to Mrs. Brown's
+last baby. But hasn't this little boy--Shocking, or what do you call
+him?--got any mother?"
+
+"Yes," said Ralph, "and that was just what I was going to say." And he
+proceeded to tell how anxious Shocky was to see his half-blind mother,
+and actually ventured to wind up his remarks by suggesting that Shocky's
+mother be invited to stay over Sunday in Aunt Matilda's house.
+
+"Bless my stars!" said that astounded saint, "fetch a pauper here? What
+crazy notions you have got! Fetch her here out of the poor-house? Why,
+she wouldn't be fit to sleep in my--" here Aunt Matilda choked. The bare
+thought of having a pauper in her billowy beds, whose snowy whiteness
+was frightful to any ordinary mortal, the bare thought of the contagion
+of the poor-house taking possession of one of her beds, smothered her.
+"And then you know sore eyes are very catching."
+
+Ralph boiled a little. "Aunt Matilda, do you think Dorcas was afraid of
+sore eyes?"
+
+It was a center shot, and the lawyer-uncle, lawyerlike, enjoyed a good
+hit. And he enjoyed a good hit at his wife best of all, for he never
+ventured on one himself. But Aunt Matilda felt that a direct reply was
+impossible. She was not a lawyer but a woman, and so dodged the question
+by making a counter-charge.
+
+"It seems to me, Ralph, that you have picked up some very low
+associates. And you go around at night, I am told. You get over here by
+daylight, and I hear that you have made common cause with a lame soldier
+who acts as a spy for thieves, and that your running about of night is
+likely to get you into trouble."
+
+Ralph was hit this time. "I suppose," he said, "that you've been
+listening to some of Henry Small's lies."
+
+"Why, Ralph, how you talk! The worst sign of all is that you abuse such
+a young man as Dr. Small, the most exemplary Christian young man in the
+county. And he is a great friend of yours, for when he was here last
+week he did not say a word against you, but looked so sorry when your
+being in trouble was mentioned. Didn't he, Mr. White?"
+
+Mr. White, as in duty bound, said yes, but he said yes in a cool,
+lawyerlike way, which showed that he did not take quite so much stock in
+Dr. Small as his wife did. This was a comfort to Ralph, who sat
+picturing to himself the silent flattery which Dr. Small's eyes paid to
+his Aunt Matilda, and the quiet expression of pain that would flit
+across his face when Ralph's name was mentioned. And never until that
+moment had Hartsook understood how masterful Small's artifices were. He
+had managed to elevate himself in Mrs. White's estimation and to destroy
+Ralph at the same time, and had managed to do both by a contraction of
+the eyebrows!
+
+But the silence was growing painful and Ralph thought to break it and
+turn the current of talk from himself by asking after Mrs. White's son.
+
+"Where is Walter?"
+
+"Oh! Walter's doing well. He went down to Clifty three weeks ago to
+study medicine with Henry Small. He seems so fond of the doctor, and the
+doctor is such an excellent man, you know, and I have strong hopes that
+Wallie will be led to see the error of his ways by his association with
+Henry. I suppose he would have gone to see you but for the unfavorable
+reports that he heard. I hope, Ralph, you too will make the friendship
+of Dr. Small. And for the sake of your poor, dead mother"--here Aunt
+Matilda endeavored to show some emotion--"for the sake of your poor dead
+mother--"
+
+But Ralph heard no more. The buckwheat-cakes had lost their flavor. He
+remembered that the colt had not yet had his oats, and so, in the very
+midst of Aunt Matilda's affecting allusion to his mother, like a
+stiff-necked reprobate that he was, Ralph Hartsook rose abruptly from
+the table, put on his hat, and went out toward the stable.
+
+"I declare," said Mrs. White, descending suddenly from her high moral
+stand-point, "I declare that boy has stepped right on the threshold of
+the back-door," and she stuffed her white handkerchief into her pocket,
+and took down the floor-cloth to wipe off the imperceptible blemish left
+by Ralph's boot-heels. And Mr. White followed his nephew to the stable
+to request that he would be a little careful what he did about anybody
+in the poor-house, as any trouble with the Joneses might defeat Mr.
+White's nomination to the judgeship of the Court of Common Pleas.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+A CHARITABLE INSTITUTION.
+
+
+When Ralph got back to Miss Nancy Sawyer's, Shocky was sitting up in bed
+talking to Miss Nancy and Miss Semantha. His cheeks were a little
+flushed with fever and the excitement of telling his story; theirs were
+wet with tears. "Ralph," whispered Miss Nancy, as she drew him into the
+kitchen, "I want you to get a buggy or a sleigh, and go right over to
+the poor-house and fetch that boy's mother over here. It'll do me more
+good than any sermon I ever heard to see that boy in his mother's arms
+to-morrow. We can keep the old lady over Sunday."
+
+Ralph was delighted, so delighted that he came near kissing good Miss
+Nancy Sawyer, whose plain face was glorified by her generosity.
+
+But he did not go to the poor-house immediately. He waited until he saw
+Bill Jones, the Superintendent of the Poor-House, and Pete Jones, the
+County Commissioner, who was still somewhat shuck up, ride up to the
+court-house. Then he drove out of the village, and presently hitched his
+horse to the poor-house fence, and took a survey of the outside. Forty
+hogs, nearly ready for slaughter, wallowed in a pen in front of the
+forlorn and dilapidated house; for though the commissioners allowed a
+claim for repairs at every meeting, the repairs were never made, and it
+would not do to scrutinize Mr. Jones's bills too closely, unless you
+gave up all hope of renomination to office. One curious effect of
+political aspirations in Hoopole County, was to shut the eyes that they
+could not see, to close the ears that they could not hear, and to
+destroy the sense of smell. But Ralph, not being a politician, smelled
+the hog-pen without and the stench within, and saw everywhere the
+transparent fraud, and heard the echo of Jones's cruelty.
+
+A weak-eyed girl admitted him, and as he did not wish to make his
+business known at once, he affected a sort of idle interest in the
+place, and asked to be allowed to look round. The weak-eyed girl watched
+him. He found that all the women with children, twenty persons in all,
+were obliged to sleep in one room, which, owing to the hill-slope, was
+partly under ground, and which had but half a window for light, and no
+ventilation, except the chance draft from the door. Jones had declared
+that the women with children must stay there--"he warn't goin' to have
+brats a-runnin' over the whole house." Here were vicious women and good
+women, with their children, crowded like chickens in a coop for market.
+And there were, as usual in such places, helpless, idiotic women with
+illegitimate children. Of course this room was the scene of perpetual
+quarreling and occasional fighting.
+
+In the quarters devoted to the insane, people slightly demented and
+raving maniacs were in the same rooms, while there were also those utter
+wrecks which sat in heaps on the floor, mumbling and muttering
+unintelligible words, the whole current of their thoughts hopelessly
+muddled, turning around upon itself in eddies never ending.
+
+"That air woman," said the weak-eyed girl, "used to holler a heap when
+she was brought in here. But Pap knows how to subjue 'em. He slapped her
+in the mouth every time she hollered. She don't make no furss now, but
+jist sets down that way all day, and keeps a-whisperin'."
+
+Ralph understood it. When she came in she was the victim of mania; but
+she had been beaten into hopeless idiocy. Indeed this state of incurable
+imbecility seemed the end toward which all traveled. Shut in these bare
+rooms, with no treatment, no exercise, no variety, and meager food,
+cases of slight derangement soon grew into chronic lunacy.
+
+One young woman, called Phil, a sweet-faced person, apparently a
+farmer's wife, came up to Ralph and looked at him kindly, playing with
+the buttons on his coat in a childlike simplicity. Her blue-drilling
+dress was sewed all over with patches of white, representing ornamental
+buttons. The womanly instinct toward adornment had in her taken this
+childish turn.
+
+"Don't you think they ought to let me go home?" she said with a
+sweetness and a wistful, longing, home-sick look, that touched Ralph to
+the heart. He looked at her, and then at the muttering crones, and he
+could see no hope of any better fate for her. She followed him round the
+barn-like rooms, returning every now and then to her question. "Don't
+you think I might go home now?"
+
+The weak-eyed girl had been called away for a moment, and Ralph stood
+looking into a cell, where there was a man with a gay red plume in his
+hat and a strip of red flannel about his waist. He strutted up and down
+like a drill-sergeant.
+
+"I am General Andrew Jackson," he began. "People don't believe it, but I
+am. I had my head shot off at Bueny Visty, and the new one that growed
+on isn't nigh so good as the old one; it's tater on one side[24]. That's
+why they take advantage of me to shut me up. But I know some things. My
+head is tater on one side, but it's all right on t'other. And when I
+know a thing in the left side of my head, I know it. Lean down here. Let
+me tell you something out of the left side. Not out of the tater side,
+mind ye. I wouldn't a told you if he hadn't locked me up fer nothing.
+_Bill Jones is a thief_! He sells the bodies of the dead paupers, and
+then sells the empty coffins back to the county agin. But that a'n't
+all--"
+
+Just then the weak-eyed girl came back, and, as Ralph moved away,
+General Jackson called out: "That a'n't all. I'll tell the rest another
+time. And that a'n't out of the tater side, you can depend on that.
+That's out of the left side. Sound as a nut on that side!"
+
+But Ralph began to wonder where he should find Hannah's mother.
+
+"Don't go in there," cried the weak-eyed girl, as Ralph was opening a
+door. "Ole Mowley's in there, and she'll cuss you."
+
+"Oh! well, if that's all, her curses won't hurt," said Hartsook,
+pushing open the door. But the volley of blasphemy and vile language
+that he received made him stagger. The old hag paced the floor, abusing
+everybody that came in her way. And by the window, in the same room,
+feeling the light that struggled through the dusty glass upon her face,
+sat a sorrowful, intelligent Englishwoman. Ralph noticed at once that
+she was English, and in a few moments he discovered that her sight was
+defective. Could it be that Hannah's mother was the room-mate of this
+loathsome creature, whose profanity and obscenity did not intermit for a
+moment?
+
+Happily the weak-eyed girl had not dared to brave the curses of Mowley.
+Ralph stepped forward to the woman by the window, and greeted her.
+
+"Is this Mrs. Thomson?"
+
+"That is my name, sir," she said, turning her face toward Ralph, who
+could not but remark the contrast between the thorough refinement of her
+manner and her coarse, scant, unshaped pauper-frock of blue drilling.
+
+"I saw your daughter yesterday."
+
+"Did you see my boy?"
+
+There was a tremulousness in her voice and an agitation in her manner
+which disclosed the emotion she strove in vain to conceal. For only the
+day before Bill Jones had informed her that Shocky would be bound out on
+Saturday, and that she would find that goin' agin him warn't a payin'
+business, so much as some others he mout mention.
+
+Ralph told her about Shocky's safety. _I_ shall not write down the
+conversation here. Critics would say that it was an overwrought scene.
+As if all the world were as cold as they! All I can tell is that this
+refined woman had all she could do to control herself in her eagerness
+to get out of her prison-house, away from the blasphemies of Mowley,
+away from the insults of Jones, away from the sights and sounds and
+smells of the place, and, above all, her eagerness to fly to the little
+shocky-head from whom she had been banished for two years. It seemed to
+her that she could gladly die now, if she could die with that flaxen
+head upon her bosom.
+
+And so, in spite of the opposition of Bill Jones's son, who threatened
+her with every sort of evil if she left, Ralph wrapped Mrs. Thomson's
+blue drilling in Nancy Sawyer's shawl, and bore the feeble woman off to
+Lewisburg. And as they drove away, a sad, childlike voice cried from the
+gratings of the upper window, "Good-by! good-by!" Ralph turned and saw
+that it was Phil, poor Phil, for whom there was no deliverance[25]. And
+all the way back Ralph pronounced mental maledictions on the Dorcas
+Society, not for sending garments to the Five Points or the South Sea
+Islands, whichever it was, but for being so blind to the sorrow and
+poverty within its reach. He did not know, for he had not read the
+reports of the Boards of State Charities, that nearly all alms-houses
+are very much like this, and that the State of New York is not better in
+this regard than Indiana. And he did not know that it is true in almost
+all other counties, as it was in his own, that "Christian" people do not
+think enough of Christ to look for him in these lazar-houses.
+
+And while Ralph denounced the Dorcas Society, the eager, hungry heart of
+the mother ran, flew toward the little white-headed boy.
+
+No, I can not do it; I can not tell you about that meeting. I am sure
+that Miss Nancy Sawyer's tea tasted exceedingly good to the pauper, who
+had known nothing but cold water for years, and that the bread and
+butter were delicious to a palate that had eaten poor-house soup for
+dinner, and coarse poor-house bread and vile molasses for supper, and
+that without change for three years. But I can not tell you how it
+seemed that evening to Miss Nancy Sawyer, as the poor English lady sat
+in speechless ecstacy, rocking in the old splint-bottomed rocking-chair
+in the fire-light, while she pressed to her bosom with all the might of
+her enfeebled arms, the form of the little Shocky, who half-sobbed and
+half-sang, over and over again, "God ha'n't forgot us, mother; God
+ha'n't forgot us."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 24: Some time after this book appeared Dr. Brown-Séquard
+announced his theory of the dual brain. A writer in an English magazine
+called attention to the fact that the discovery had been anticipated by
+an imaginative writer, and cited the passage in the text as proving that
+the author of "The Hoosier School-Master" had outrun Dr. Brown-Séquard
+in perceiving the duality of the brain. It is a matter for surprise that
+an author, even an "imaginative" one, should have made so great a
+discovery without suspecting its meaning until it was explained by some
+one else.]
+
+[Footnote 25: The reader may be interested to know that "Phil" was drawn
+from the life, as was old Mowley and in part "General Jackson" also.
+Between 1867 and 1870, I visited many jails and poor-houses with
+philanthropic purpose, publishing the results of my examination in some
+cases in _The Chicago Tribune_. Some of the abuses pointed out were
+reformed, others linger till this day, I believe.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+THE GOOD SAMARITAN.
+
+
+The Methodist church to which Mrs. Matilda White and Miss Nancy Sawyer
+belonged was the leading one in Lewisburg, as it was in most county-seat
+villages in Indiana. If I may be permitted to express my candid and
+charitable opinion of the difference between the two women, I shall have
+to use the old Quaker locution, and say that Miss Sawyer was a Methodist
+and likewise a Christian; Mrs. White was a Methodist, but I fear she was
+not likewise.
+
+As to the first part of this assertion, there was no room to doubt Miss
+Nancy's piety. She could get happy in class-meeting (for who had a
+better right?), and could witness a good experience in the quarterly
+love-feast. But it is not upon these grounds that I base my opinion of
+Miss Nancy. Do not even the Pharisees the same? She never dreamed that
+she had any right to speak of "Christian Perfection" (which, as Mrs.
+Partington said of total depravity, is an excellent doctrine if it is
+lived up to); but when a woman's heart is full of devout affections and
+good purposes, when her head devises liberal and Christlike things, when
+her hands are always open to the poor and always busy with acts of love
+and self-denial, and when her feet are ever eager to run upon errands of
+mercy, why, if there be anything worthy of being called Christian
+Perfection in this world of imperfection, I do not know why such an one
+does not possess it. What need of analyzing her experiences _in vacuo_
+to find out the state of her soul?
+
+How Miss Nancy managed to live on her slender income and be so generous
+was a perpetual source of perplexity to the gossips of Lewisburg. And
+now that she declared that Mrs. Thomson and Shocky should not return to
+the poor-house there was a general outcry from the whole Committee of
+Intermeddlers that she would bring herself to the poor-house before she
+died. But Nancy Sawyer was the richest woman in Lewisburg, though nobody
+knew it, and though she herself did not once suspect it.
+
+How Miss Nancy and the preacher conspired together, and how they managed
+to bring Mrs. Thomson's case up at the time of the "Sacramental Service"
+in the afternoon of that Sunday in Lewisburg, and how the preacher made
+a touching statement of it just before the regular "Collection for the
+Poor" was taken, and how the warm-hearted Methodists put in dollars
+instead of dimes while the Presiding Elder read those passages about
+Zaccheus and other liberal people, and how the congregation sang
+
+ "He dies, the Friend of sinners dies"
+
+more lustily than ever, after having performed this Christian act--how
+all this happened I can not take up the reader's time to tell. But I can
+assure him that the nearly blind English woman did not room with
+blasphemous old Mowley any more, and that the blue-drilling pauper frock
+gave way to something better, and that grave little Shocky even danced
+with delight, and declared that God hadn't forgot, though he'd thought
+that He had. And Mrs. Matilda White remarked that it was a shame that
+the collection for the poor at a Methodist sacramental service should be
+given to a woman who was a member of the Church of England, and like as
+not never soundly converted!
+
+And Shocky slept in his mother's arms and prayed God not to forget
+Hannah, while Shocky's mother knit stockings for the store day and
+night, and day and night she prayed and hoped.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+
+BUD WOOING.
+
+
+The Sunday that Ralph spent in Lewisburg, the Sunday that Shocky spent
+in an earthly paradise, the Sunday that Mrs. Thomson spent with Shocky
+instead of old Mowley, the Sunday that Miss Nancy thought was "just like
+heaven," was also an eventful Sunday with Bud Means. He had long adored
+Miss Martha in his secret heart, but, like many other giants, while
+brave enough to face and fight dragons, he was a coward in the presence
+of the woman that he loved. Let us honor him for it. The man who loves a
+woman truly, reverences her profoundly and feels abashed in her
+presence. The man who is never abashed in the presence of womanhood, the
+man who tells his love without a tremor, is a shallow egotist. Bud's
+nature was not fine. But it was deep, true, and manly. To him Martha
+Hawkins was the chief of women. What was he that he should aspire to
+possess her? And yet on that Sunday, with his crippled arm carefully
+bound up, with his cleanest shirt, and with his heavy boots freshly
+oiled with the fat of the raccoon, he started hopefully through fields
+white with snow to the house of Squire Hawkins. When he started his
+spirits were high, but they descended exactly in proportion to his
+proximity to the object of his love. He thought himself not dressed well
+enough He wished his shoulders were not so square, and his arms not so
+stout. He wished that he had book-larnin' enough to court in nice, big
+words. And so, by recounting his own deficiencies, he succeeded in
+making himself feel weak, and awkward, and generally good-for-nothing,
+by the time he walked up between the rows of dead hollyhocks to the
+Squire's front door, to tap at which took all his remaining strength.
+
+Miss Martha received her perspiring lover most graciously, but this only
+convinced Bud more than ever that she was a superior being. If she had
+slighted him a bit, so as to awaken his combativeness, his bashfulness
+might have disappeared.
+
+It was in vain that Martha inquired about his arm and complimented his
+courage. Bud could only think of his big feet, his clumsy hands, and his
+slow tongue. He answered in monosyllables, using his red silk
+handkerchief diligently.
+
+"Is your arm improving?" asked Miss Hawkins.
+
+"Yes, I think it is," said Bud, hastily crossing his right leg over his
+left, and trying to get his fists out of sight.
+
+"Have you heard from Mr. Pearson?"
+
+"No, I ha'n't," answered Bud, removing his right foot to the floor
+again, because it looked so big, and trying to push his left hand into
+his pocket.
+
+"Beautiful sunshine, isn't it?" said Martha.
+
+"Yes, 'tis," answered Bud, sticking his right foot up on the rung of the
+chair and putting his right hand behind him.
+
+"This snow looks like the snow we have at the East," said Martha. "It
+snowed that way the time I was to Bosting."
+
+"Did it?" said Bud, not thinking of the snow at all nor of Boston, but
+thinking how much better he would have appeared had he left his arms and
+legs at home.
+
+"I suppose Mr. Hartsook rode your horse to Lewisburg?"
+
+"Yes, he did;" and Bud hung both hands at his side.
+
+"You were very kind."
+
+This set Bud's heart a-going so that he could not say anything, but he
+looked eloquently at Miss Hawkins, drew both feet under the chair, and
+rammed his hands into his pockets. Then, suddenly remembering how
+awkward he must look, he immediately pulled his hands out again, and
+crossed his legs. There was a silence of a few minutes, during which Bud
+made up his mind to do the most desperate thing he could think of--to
+declare his love and take the consequences.
+
+"You see, Miss Hawkins," he began, forgetting boots and fists in his
+agony, "I thought as how I'd come over here to-day, and"--but here his
+heart failed him utterly--"and--see--you."
+
+"I'm glad to see you, Mr. Means."
+
+"And I thought I'd tell you"--Martha was sure it was coming now, for Bud
+was in dead earnest--"and I thought I'd just like to tell you, ef I only
+know'd jest how to tell it right"--here Bud got frightened, and did not
+dare close the sentence as he had intended--"I thought as how you might
+like to know--or ruther I wanted to tell you--that--the--that I--that
+we--all of us--think--that--I--that we are going to have a
+spellin'-school a Chewsday night."
+
+"I'm real glad to hear it," said the bland but disappointed Martha. "We
+used to have spelling-schools at the East." But Miss Martha could not
+remember that they had them "to Bosting."
+
+Hard as it is for a bashful man to talk, it is still more difficult for
+him to close the conversation. Most men like to leave a favorable
+impression, and a bashful man is always waiting with the forlorn hope
+that some favorable turn in the talk may let him out without absolute
+discomfiture. And so Bud stayed a long time, and how he ever did get
+away he never could tell.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+
+A LETTER AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.
+
+
+"SQUAR HAUKINS
+
+"this is too Lett u no that u beter be Keerful hoo yoo an yore familly
+tacks cides with fer peepl wont Stan it too hev the Men wat's sportin
+the wuns wat's robin us, sported bi yor Fokes kepin kumpne with 'em, u
+been a ossifer ov the Lau, yor Ha wil bern as qick as to an yor Barn tu,
+so Tak kere. No mor ad pressnt."
+
+This letter accomplished its purpose. The Squire's spectacles slipped
+off several times while he read it. His wig had to be adjusted. If he
+had been threatened personally he would not have minded it so much. But
+the hay stacks were dearer to him than the apple of his glass eye. The
+barn was more precious than his wig. And those who hoped to touch Bud in
+a tender place through this letter knew the Squire's weakness far better
+than they knew the spelling-book. To see his new red barn with its large
+"Mormon" hay-press inside, and the mounted Indian on the vane,
+consumed, was too much for the Hawkins heart to stand. Evidently the
+danger was on the side of his niece. But how should he influence Martha
+to give up Bud? Martha did not value the hay-stacks half so highly as
+she did her lover. Martha did not think the new red barn, with the great
+Mormon press inside and the galloping Indian on the vane, worth half so
+much as a moral principle or a kind-hearted action. Martha, bless her!
+would have sacrificed anything rather than forsake the poor. But Squire
+Hawkins's lips shut tight over his false teeth in a way that suggested
+astringent purse-strings, and Squire Hawkins could not sleep at night if
+the new red barn, with the galloping Indian on the vane, were in danger.
+Martha must be reached somehow.
+
+So, with many adjustings of that most adjustable wig? with many turnings
+of that reversible glass eye? the Squire managed to frighten Martha by
+the intimation that he had been threatened, and to make her understand,
+what it cost her much to understand, that she must turn the cold
+shoulder to chivalrous, awkward Bud, whom she loved most tenderly,
+partly, perhaps, because he did not remind her of anybody she had ever
+known at the East.
+
+Tuesday evening was the fatal time. Spelling-school was the fatal
+occasion. Bud was the victim. Pete Jones had his revenge. For Bud had
+been all the evening trying to muster courage enough to offer himself as
+Martha's escort. He was not encouraged by the fact that he had spelled
+even worse than usual, while Martha had distinguished herself by holding
+her ground against Jeems Phillips for half an hour. But he screwed his
+courage to the sticking place, not by quoting to himself the adage,
+"Faint heart never won fair lady," which, indeed, he had never heard,
+but by reminding himself that "ef you don't resk notin' you'll never git
+nothin'." So, when the spelling-school had adjourned, he sidled up to
+her, and, looking dreadfully solemn and a little foolish, he said:
+
+"Kin I see you safe home?"
+
+And she, with a feeling that her uncle's life was in danger, and that
+his salvation depended upon her resolution--she, with a feeling that she
+was pronouncing sentence of death on her own great hope, answered
+huskily:
+
+"No, I thank you."
+
+If she had only known that it was the red barn with the Indian on top
+that was in danger, she would probably have let the galloping brave take
+care of himself.
+
+It seemed to Bud, as he walked home mortified, disgraced, disappointed,
+hopeless, that all the world had gone down in a whirlpool of despair.
+
+"Might a knowed it," he said to himself. "Of course, a smart gal like
+Martha a'n't agoin' to take a big, blunderin' fool that can't spell in
+two syllables. What's the use of tryin'? A Flat Cricker Is a Flat
+Cricker. You can't make nothin' else of him, no more nor you can make a
+Chiny hog into a Berkshire."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+
+A LOSS AND A GAIN.
+
+
+Dr. Small, silent, attentive, assiduous Dr. Small, set himself to work
+to bind up the wounded heart of Bud Means, even as he had bound up his
+broken arm. The flattery of his fine eyes, which looked at Bud's muscles
+so admiringly, which gave attention to his lightest remark, was not lost
+on the young Flat Creek Hercules. Outwardly at least Pete Jones showed
+no inclination to revenge himself on Bud. Was it respect for muscle, or
+was it the influence of Small? At any rate, the concentrated extract of
+the resentment of Pete Jones and his clique was now ready to empty
+itself upon the head of Hartsook. And Ralph found himself in his dire
+extremity without even the support of Bud, whose good resolutions seemed
+to give way all at once. There have been many men of culture and more
+favorable surroundings who have thrown themselves away with less
+provocation. As it was, Bud quit school, avoided Ralph, and seemed more
+than ever under the influence of Dr. Small, besides becoming the
+intimate of Walter Johnson, Small's student and Mrs. Matilda White's
+son. They made a strange pair--Bud with his firm jaw and silent,
+cautious manner, and Walter Johnson with his weak chin, his nice
+neck-ties, and general dandy appearance.
+
+To be thus deserted in his darkest hour by his only friend was the
+bitterest ingredient in Ralph's cup. In vain he sought an interview. Bud
+always eluded him. While by all the faces about him Ralph learned that
+the storm was getting nearer and nearer to himself. It might delay. If
+it had been Pete Jones alone, it might blow over. But Ralph felt sure
+that the relentless hand of Dr. Small was present in all his troubles.
+And he had only to look into Small's eye to know how inextinguishable
+was a malignity that burned so steadily and so quietly.
+
+But there is no cup of unmixed bitterness. With an innocent man there is
+no night so dark that some star does not shine. Ralph had one strong
+sheet-anchor. On his return from Lewisburg on Monday Bud had handed him
+a note, written on common blue foolscap, in round, old-fashioned hand.
+It ran:
+
+ "Dear Sir: Anybody who can do so good a thing as you did for our
+ Shocky, can not be bad. I hope you will forgive me. All the
+ appearances in the world, and all that anybody says, can not make
+ me think you anything else but a good man. I hope God will reward
+ you. You must not answer this, and you hadn't better see me again,
+ or think any more of what you spoke about the other night. I shall
+ be a slave for three years more, and then I must work for my mother
+ and Shocky; but I felt so bad to think that I had spoken so hard to
+ you, that I could not help writing this. Respectfully,
+
+ "HANNAH THOMSON.
+
+ "To MR. R. HARTSOOK, ESQ."
+
+Ralph read it over and over. What else he did with it I shall not tell.
+You want to know whether he kissed it, and put it into his bosom. Many a
+man as intelligent and manly as Hartsook has done quite as foolish a
+thing as that. You have been a little silly perhaps--if it is silly--and
+you have acted in a sentimental sort of a way over such things. But it
+would never do for me to tell you what Ralph did. Whether he put the
+letter into his bosom or not, he put the words into his heart, and,
+metaphorically speaking, he shook that little blue billet, written on
+coarse foolscap paper--he shook that little letter full of confidence,
+in the face and eyes of all the calamities that haunted him. If Hannah
+believed in him, the whole world might distrust him. When Hannah was in
+one scale and the whole world in the other, of what account was the
+world? Justice may be blind, but all the pictures of blind cupids in the
+world can not make Love blind. And it was well that Ralph weighed things
+in this way. For the time was come in which he needed all the courage
+the blue billet could give him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+
+THE FLIGHT.
+
+
+About ten days after Ralph's return to Flat Creek things came to a
+crisis.
+
+The master was rather relieved at first to have the crisis come. He had
+been holding juvenile Flat Creek under his feet by sheer force of will.
+And such an exercise of "psychic power" is very exhausting. In racing on
+the Ohio the engineer sometimes sends the largest of the firemen to hold
+the safety valve down, and this he does by hanging himself to the lever
+by his hands. Ralph felt that he had been holding the safety-valve down,
+and that he was so weary of the operation that an explosion would be a
+real relief. He was a little tired of having everybody look on him as a
+thief. It was a little irksome to know that new bolts were put on the
+doors of the houses in which he had staid. And now that Shocky was gone,
+and Bud had turned against him, and Aunt Matilda suspected him, and even
+poor, weak, exquisite Walter Johnson would not associate with him, he
+felt himself an outlaw indeed. He would have gone away to Texas or the
+new gold fields in California had It not been for one thing. That
+letter on blue foolscap paper kept a little warmth in his heart.
+
+His course from school on the evening that something happened lay
+through the sugar-camp. Among the dark trunks of the maples, solemn and
+lofty pillars, he debated the case. To stay, or to flee? The worn nerves
+could not keep their present tension much longer.
+
+It was just by the brook, or, as they say in Indiana, the "branch[26],"
+that something happened which brought him to a sudden decision. Ralph
+never afterward could forget that brook. It was a swift-running little
+stream, that did not babble blatantly over the stones. It ran through a
+thicket of willows, through the sugar-camp, and out into Means's
+pasture. Ralph had just passed through the thicket, had just crossed the
+brook on the half-decayed log that spanned it, when, as he emerged from
+the water-willows on the other side, he started with a sudden shock. For
+there was Hannah, with a white, white face, holding out a little note
+folded like an old-fashioned thumb-paper.
+
+"Go quick!" she stammered as she slipped it Into Ralph's hand,
+inadvertently touching his fingers with her own--a touch that went
+tingling through the school-master's nerves. But she had hardly said the
+words until she was gone down the brookside path and over into the
+pasture. A few minutes afterward she drove the cows up into the lot and
+meekly took her scolding from Mrs. Means for being gone sech an awful
+long time, like a lazy, good-fer-nothin piece of goods that she was.
+
+Ralph opened the thumb-paper note, written on a page torn from an old
+copy-book, in Bud's "hand-write" and running:
+
+ "Mr. Heartsook
+
+ "deer Sur:
+
+"I Put in my best licks, taint no use. Run fer yore life. A plans on
+foot to tar an fether or wuss to-night. Go rite off. Things is awful
+juberous[27].
+
+ "BUD."
+
+The first question with Ralph was whether he could depend on Bud. But he
+soon made up his mind that treachery of any sort was not one of his
+traits. He had mourned over the destruction of Bud's good resolutions by
+Martha Hawkins's refusal, and being a disinterested party he could have
+comforted Bud by explaining Martha's "mitten." But he felt sure that Bud
+was not treacherous. It was a relief, then, as he stood there to know
+that the false truce was over, and worst had come to worst.
+
+His first impulse was to stay and fight. But his nerves were not strong
+enough to execute so foolhardy a resolution. He seemed to see a man
+behind every maple-trunk. Darkness was fast coming on, and he knew that
+his absence from supper at his boarding-place could not fail to excite
+suspicion. There was no time to be lost. So he started.
+
+Once run from a danger, and panic is apt to ensue. The forest; the
+stalk-fields, the dark hollows through which he passed, seemed to be
+peopled with terrors. He knew Small and Jones well enough to know that
+every avenue of escape would be carefully picketed. So there was nothing
+to do but to take the shortest path to the old trysting place, the
+Spring-in-rock.
+
+Here he sat and shook with terror. Angry with himself, he inly denounced
+himself for a coward. But the effect was really a physical one. The
+chill and panic now were the reaction from the previous strain.
+
+For when the sound of his pursuers' voices broke upon his ears early in
+the evening, Ralph shook no more; the warm blood set back again toward
+the extremities, and his self-control returned when he needed it. He
+gathered some stones about him, as the only weapons of defense at hand.
+The mob was on the cliff above. But he thought that he heard footsteps
+in the bed of the creek below. If this were so, there could be no doubt
+that his hiding-place was suspected.
+
+"O Hank!" shouted Bud from the top of the cliff to some one in the creek
+below, "be sure to look at the Spring-in-rock--I think he's there."
+
+This hint was not lost on Ralph, who speedily changed his quarters by
+climbing up to a secluded, shelf-like ledge above the spring. He was
+none too soon, for Pete Jones and Hank Banta were soon looking all
+around the spring for him, while he held a twenty-pound stone over
+their heads ready to drop upon them in case they should think of looking
+on the ledge above.
+
+When the crowd were gone Ralph knew that one road was open to him. He
+could follow down the creek to Clifty, and thence he might escape. But,
+traveling down to Clifty, he debated whether it was best to escape. To
+flee was to confess his guilt, to make himself an outlaw, to put an
+insurmountable barrier between himself and Hannah, whose terror-stricken
+and anxious face as she stood by the brook-willows haunted him now, and
+was an involuntary witness to her love.
+
+Long before he reached Clifty his mind was made up not to flee another
+mile. He knocked at the door of Squire Underwood. But Squire Underwood
+was also a doctor, and had been called away. He knocked at the door of
+Squire Doolittle. But Squire Doolittle had gone to Lewisburg. He was
+about to give up all hope of being able to surrender himself to the law
+when he met Squire Hawkins, who had come over to Clifty to avoid
+responsibility for the ill-deeds of his neighbors which he was powerless
+to prevent.
+
+"Is that you, Mr. Hartsook?"
+
+"Yes, and I want you to arrest me and try me here in Clifty."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 26: I have already mentioned the absence of _pail_ and _pare_
+from the ancient Hoosier folk-speech. _Brook_ is likewise absent. The
+illiterate Indiana countryman before the Civil War, let us say, had no
+pails, pared no apples, husked no corn, crossed no brooks. The same is
+true, I believe, of the South generally. As the first settlers on the
+Southern coast entered the land by the rivers, each smaller stream was
+regarded as a branch of the larger one. A small stream was therefore
+called a _branch_. The word brook was probably lost in the first
+generation. But a small stream is often called a _run_ in the Middle and
+Southern belt. Halliwell gives _rundel_ as used with the same
+signification in England, and he gives _ryn_ in the same sense from an
+old manuscript.]
+
+[Footnote 27: _Juberous_ is in none of the vocabularies that I have
+seen. I once treated this word in print as an undoubted corruption of
+_dubious_, and when used subjectively it apparently feels the influence
+of dubious, as where one says: "I feel mighty juberous about it." But it
+is much oftener applied as in the text to the object of fear, as "The
+bridge looks kind o' juberous." Halliwell gives the verb _juberd_ and
+defines it as "to jeopard or endanger." It is clearly a dialect form of
+_jeopard_, and I make no doubt that _juberous_ is a dialect variation of
+_jeopardous_, occasionally used as a form of _dubious_.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+
+THE TRIAL.
+
+
+The "prosecuting attorney" (for so the State's attorney is called in
+Indiana) had been sent for the night before. Ralph refused all legal
+help. It was not wise to reject counsel, but all his blood was up, and
+he declared that he would not be cleared by legal quibbles. If his
+innocence were not made evident to everybody, he would rather not be
+acquitted on a preliminary examination. He would go over to the circuit
+court and have the matter sifted to the bottom. But he would have been
+pleased had his uncle offered his counsel, though he would have declined
+it. He would have felt better to have had a letter from home somewhat
+different from the one he received from his Aunt Matilda by the hand of
+the prosecuting attorney. It was not very encouraging or very
+sympathetic, though it was very characteristic.
+
+
+"Dear Ralph:
+
+"This is what I have always been afraid of. I warned you faithfully the
+last time I saw you. My skirts are clear of your blood, I can not
+consent for your uncle to appear as your counsel or to go your bail. You
+know how much it would injure him in the county, and he has no right to
+suffer for your evil acts. O my dear nephew! for the sake of your poor,
+dead mother--"
+
+We never shall know what the rest of that letter was. Whenever Aunt
+Matilda got to Ralph's poor, dead mother in her conversation Ralph ran
+out of the house. And now that his poor, dead mother was again made to
+do service in his aunt's pious rhetoric, he landed the letter on the hot
+coals before him, and watched it vanish into smoke with a grim
+satisfaction.
+
+Ralph was a little afraid of a mob. But Clifty was better than Flat
+Creek, and Squire Hawkins, with all his faults, loved justice, and had a
+profound respect for the majesty of the law, and a profound respect for
+his own majesty when sitting as a court representing the law. Whatever
+maneuvers he might resort to in business affairs in order to avoid a
+conflict with his lawless neighbors, he was courageous and inflexible on
+the bench. The Squire was the better part of him. With the co-operation
+of the constable, he had organized a _posse_ of men who could be
+depended on to enforce the law against a mob.
+
+By the time the trial opened in the large school-house in Clifty at
+eleven o'clock, all the surrounding country had emptied its population
+into Clifty, and all Flat Creek was on hand ready to testify to
+something. Those who knew the least appeared to know the most, and were
+prodigal of their significant winks and nods. Mrs. Means had always
+suspected him. She seed some mighty suspicious things about him from the
+word go. She'd allers had her doubts whether he was jist the thing, and
+ef her ole man had axed her, liker-n not he never'd a been hired. She'd
+seed things with her own livin' eyes that beat all she ever seed in all
+her born days. And Pete Jones said he'd allers knowed ther warn't no
+good in sech a feller. Couldn't stay abed when he got there. And Granny
+Sanders said, Law's sakes! nobody'd ever a found him out ef it hadn't
+been fer her. Didn't she go all over the neighborhood a-warnin' people?
+Fer her part, she seed straight through that piece of goods. He was fond
+of the gals, too! Nothing was so great a crime in her eyes as to be fond
+of the gals.
+
+The constable paid unwitting tribute to William the Conquerer by crying
+Squire Hawkins's court open with an Oyez! or, as he said, "O yes!" and
+the Squire asked Squire Underwood, who came in at that minute, to sit
+with him. From the start, it was evident to Ralph that the prosecuting
+attorney had been thoroughly posted by Small, though, looking at that
+worthy's face, one would have thought him the most disinterested and
+philosophical spectator in the court-room.
+
+Bronson, the prosecutor, was a young man, and this was his first case
+since his election. He was very ambitious to distinguish himself, very
+anxious to have Flat Creek influence on his side in politics; and,
+consequently, he was very determined to send Ralph Hartsook to State
+prison, justly or unjustly, by fair means or foul. To his professional
+eyes this was not a question of right and wrong, not a question of life
+or death to such a man as Ralph. It was George H. Bronson's opportunity
+to distinguish himself. And so, with many knowing and confident nods and
+hints, and with much deference to the two squires, he opened the case,
+affecting great indignation at Ralph's wickedness, and uttering Delphic
+hints about striped pants and shaven head, and the grating of
+prison-doors at Jeffersonville.
+
+"And, now, if the court please, I am about to call a witness whose
+testimony is very important indeed. Mrs. Sarah Jane Means will please
+step forward and be sworn."
+
+This Mrs. Means did with alacrity. She had met the prosecutor, and
+impressed him with her dark hints. She was sworn.
+
+"Now, Mrs. Means, have the goodness to tell us what you know of the
+robbery at the house of Peter Schroeder, and the part defendant had in
+it."
+
+"Well, you see, I allers suspected that air young man--"
+
+Here Squire Underwood stopped her, and told her that she must not tell
+her suspicions, but facts.
+
+"Well, it's facts I am a-going to tell," she sniffed indignantly. "It's
+facts that I mean to tell." Here her voice rose to a keen pitch, and she
+began to abuse the defendant. Again and again the court insisted that
+she must tell what there was suspicious about the school-master. At last
+she got it out.
+
+"Well, fer one thing, what kind of gals did he go with? Hey? Why, with
+my bound gal, Hanner, a-loafin' along through the blue-grass paster at
+ten o'clock, and keepin' that gal that's got no protector but me out
+that a-way, and destroyin' her character by his company, that a'n't fit
+fer nobody."
+
+Here Bronson saw that he had caught a tartar. He said he had no more
+questions to ask of Mrs. Means, and that, unless the defendant wished to
+cross-question her, she could stand aside. Ralph said he would like to
+ask her one question.
+
+"Did I ever go with your daughter Miranda?"
+
+"No, you didn't," answered the witness, with a tone and a toss of the
+head that let the cat out, and set the court-room in a giggle. Bronson
+saw that he was gaining nothing, and now resolved to follow the line
+which Small had indicated.
+
+Pete Jones was called, and swore point-blank that he heard Ralph go out
+of the house soon after he went to bed, and that he heard him return at
+two in the morning. This testimony was given without hesitation, and
+made a great impression against Ralph in the minds of the justices. Mrs.
+Jones, a poor, brow-beaten woman, came on the stand in a frightened way,
+and swore to the same lies as her husband. Ralph cross-questioned her,
+but her part had been well learned.
+
+There, seemed now little hope for Ralph. But just at this moment who
+should stride into the school-house but Pearson, the one-legged old
+soldier basket-maker? He had crept home the night before, "to see ef the
+ole woman didn't want somethin'," and hearing of Ralph's arrest, he
+concluded that the time for him to make "a forrard movement" had come,
+and so he determined to face the foe.
+
+"Looky here, Squar," he said, wiping the perspiration from his brow,
+"looky here. I jes want to say that I kin tell as much about this case
+as anybody."
+
+"Let us hear it, then," said Bronson, who thought he would nail Ralph
+now for certain.
+
+So, with many allusions to the time he fit at Lundy's Lane, and some
+indignant remarks about the pack of thieves that driv him off, and a
+passing tribute to Miss Martha Hawkins, and sundry other digressions, in
+which he had to be checked, the old man told how he'd drunk whisky at
+Welch's store that night, and how Welch's whisky was all-fired mean, and
+how it allers went straight to his head, and how he had got a leetle too
+much, and how he had felt kyinder gin aout by the time he got to the
+blacksmith's shop, and how he had laid down to rest, and how as he
+s'posed the boys had crated him, and how he thought it war all-fired
+mean to crate a old soldier what fit the Britishers, and lost his leg by
+one of the blamed critters a-punchin' his bagonet[28] through it; and
+how when he woke up it was all-fired cold, and how he rolled off the
+crate and went on to_wurds_ home, and how when he got up to the top of
+Means's hill he met Pete Jones and Bill Jones, and a slim sort of a
+young man, a-ridin'; and how he know'd the Joneses by ther hosses, and
+some more things of that kyind about 'em; but he didn't know the slim
+young man, tho' he tho't he might tell him ef he seed him agin kase he
+was dressed up so slick and town-like. But blamed ef he didn't think it
+hard that a passel o thieves sech as the Joneses should try to put ther
+mean things on to a man like the master, that was so kyind to him and to
+Shocky, tho', fer that matter, blamed ef he didn't think we was all
+selfish, akordin' to his tell. Had seed somebody that night a-crossin'
+over the blue-grass paster. Didn't know who in thunder 'twas, but it was
+somebody a-makin' straight fer Pete Jones's. Hadn't seed nobody else,
+'ceptin' Dr. Small, a short ways behind the Joneses.
+
+Hannah was now brought on the stand. She was greatly agitated, and
+answered with much reluctance. Lived at Mr. Means's. Was eighteen years
+of age in October. Had been bound to Mrs. Means three years ago. Had
+walked home with Mr. Hartsook that evening, and, happening to look out
+of the window toward morning, she saw some one cross the pasture. Did
+not know who it was. Thought it was Mr. Hartsook. Here Mr. Bronson
+(evidently prompted by a suggestion that came from what Small had
+overheard when he listened in the barn) asked her if Mr. Hartsook had
+ever said anything to her about the matter afterward. After some
+hesitation, Hannah said that he had said that he crossed the pasture. Of
+his own accord? No, she spoke of it first. Had Mr. Hartsook offered any
+explanations? No, he hadn't. Had he ever paid her any attention
+afterward? No. Ralph declined to cross-question Hannah. To him she never
+seemed so fair as when telling the truth so sublimely.
+
+Bronson now informed the court that this little trick of having the old
+soldier happen in, in the flick of time, wouldn't save the prisoner at
+the bar from the just punishment which an outraged law visited upon such
+crimes as his. He regretted that his duty as a public prosecutor caused
+it to fall to his lot to marshal the evidence that was to blight the
+prospects and blast the character, and annihilate for ever, so able and
+promising a young man, but that the law knew no difference between the
+educated and the uneducated, and that for his part he thought Hartsook a
+most dangerous foe to the peace of society. The evidence already given
+fastened suspicion upon him. The prisoner had not yet been able to break
+its force at all. The prisoner had not even dared to try to explain to
+a young lady the reason for his being out at night. He would now
+conclude by giving the last touch to the dark evidence that would sink
+the once fair name of Ralph Hartsook in a hundred fathoms of infamy. He
+would ask that Henry Banta be called.
+
+Hank came forward sheepishly, and was sworn. Lived about a hundred yards
+from the house that was robbed. He seen ole man Pearson and the master
+and one other feller that he didn't know come away from there together
+about one o'clock. He heerd the horses kickin', and went out to the
+stable to see about them. He seed two men come out of Schroeder's back
+door and meet one man standing at the gate. When they got closter he
+knowed Pearson by his wooden leg and the master by his hat. On
+cross-examination he was a little confused when asked why he hadn't told
+of it before, but said that he was afraid to say much, bekase the folks
+was a-talkin' about hanging the master, and he didn't want no lynchin'.
+
+The prosecution here rested, Bronson maintaining that there was enough
+evidence to justify Ralph's committal to await trial. But the court
+thought that as the defendant had no counsel and offered no rebutting
+testimony, it would be only fair to hear what the prisoner had to say
+in his own defense.
+
+All this while poor Ralph was looking about the room for Bud. Bud's
+actions had of late been strangely contradictory. But had he turned
+coward and deserted his friend? Why else did he avoid the session of the
+court? After asking himself such questions as these, Ralph would wonder
+at his own folly. What could Bud do if he were there? There was no human
+power that could prevent the victim of so vile a conspiracy as this,
+lodging in that worst of State prisons at Jeffersonville, a place too
+bad for criminals. But when there is no human power to help, how
+naturally does the human mind look for some divine intervention on the
+side of Right! And Ralph's faith in Providence looked in the direction
+of Bud. But since no Bud came, he shut down the valves and rose to his
+feet, proudly, defiantly, fiercely calm.
+
+"It's of no use for me to say anything. Peter Jones has sworn to a
+deliberate falsehood, and he knows it. He has made his wife perjure her
+poor soul that she dare not call her own." Here Pete's fists clenched,
+but Ralph in his present humor did not care for mobs. The spirit of the
+bulldog had complete possession of him. "It is of no use for me to tell
+you that Henry Banta has sworn to a lie, partly to revenge himself on
+me for punishments I have given him, and partly, perhaps, for money. The
+real thieves are in this court-room. I could put my finger on them."
+
+"_To_ be sure," responded the old basket-maker. Ralph looked at Pete
+Jones, then at Small. The fiercely calm look attracted the attention of
+the people. He knew that this look would probably cost him his life
+before the next morning. But he did not care for life. "The testimony of
+Miss Hannah Thomson is every word true, I believe that of Mr. Pearson to
+be true. The rest is false. But I can not prove it. I know the men I
+have to deal with. I shall not escape with State prison. They will not
+spare my life. But the people of Clifty will one day find out who are
+the thieves." Ralph then proceeded to tell how he had left Pete Jones's,
+Mr. Jones's bed being uncomfortable; how he had walked through the
+pasture; how he had seen three men on horseback: how he had noticed the
+sorrel with the white left forefoot and white nose; how he had seen Dr.
+Small; how, after his return, he had heard some one enter the house, and
+how he had recognized the horse the next morning. "There," said Ralph
+desperately, leveling his finger at Pete, "there is a man who will yet
+see the inside of a penitentiary, I shall not live to see it, but the
+rest of you will." Pete quailed. Ralph's speech could not of course
+break the force of the testimony against him. But it had its effect, and
+it had effect enough to alarm Bronson, who rose and said:
+
+"I should like to ask the prisoner at the bar one question."
+
+"Ask me a dozen," said Hartsook, looking more like a king than a
+criminal.
+
+"Well, then, Mr. Hartsook. You need not answer unless you choose; but
+what prompted you to take the direction you did in your walk on that
+evening?"
+
+This shot brought Ralph down. To answer this question truly would attach
+to friendless Hannah Thomson some of the disgrace that now belonged to
+him.
+
+"I decline to answer," said Ralph.
+
+"Of course, I do not want the prisoner to criminate himself," said
+Bronson significantly.
+
+During this last passage Bud had come in, but, to Ralph's disappointment
+he remained near the door, talking to Walter Johnson, who had come with
+him. The magistrates put their heads together to fix the amount of bail,
+and, as they differed, talked for some minutes. Small now for the first
+time thought best to make a move in his own proper person. He could
+hardly have been afraid of Ralph's acquittal. He may have been a little
+anxious at the manner in which he had been mentioned, and at the
+significant look of Ralph, and he probably meant to excite indignation
+enough against the school-master to break the force of his speech, and
+secure the lynching of the prisoner, chiefly by people outside his gang.
+He rose and asked the court in gentlest tones to hear him. He had no
+personal interest in this trial, except his interest in the welfare of
+his old schoolmate, Mr. Hartsook. He was grieved and disappointed to
+find the evidence against him so damaging and he would not for the world
+add a feather to it, if it were not that his own name had been twice
+alluded to by the defendant, and by his friend, and perhaps his
+confederate, John Pearson. He was prepared to swear that he was not over
+in Flat Creek the night of the robbery later than ten o'clock, and while
+the statements of the two persons alluded to, whether maliciously
+intended or not, could not implicate him at all, he thought perhaps this
+lack of veracity in their statements might be of weight in determining
+some other points. He therefore suggested--he could only suggest, as he
+was not a party to the case in any way--that his student, Mr. Walter
+Johnson, be called to testify as to his--Dr. Small's--exact whereabouts
+on the night in question. They were together in his office until two,
+when he went to the tavern and went to bed.
+
+Squire Hawkins, having adjusted his teeth, his wig, and his glass eye,
+thanked Dr. Small for a suggestion so valuable, and thought best to put
+John Pearson under arrest before proceeding further. Mr. Pearson was
+therefore arrested, and was heard to mutter something about a "passel of
+thieves," when the court warned him to be quiet.
+
+Walter Johnson was then called. But before giving his testimony, I must
+crave the reader's patience while I go back to some things which
+happened nearly a week before and which will serve to make it
+intelligible.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 28: This form, _bagonet_, is not in the vocabularies, but it
+was spoken as I have written it. The Century Dictionary gives _bagnet_,
+and Halliwell and Wright both give _baginet_ with the _g_ soft
+apparently, though neither the one nor the other is very explicit in
+distinguishing transcriptions from old authors from phonetic spellings
+of dialect forms. I fancy that this _bagonet_ is impossible as a
+corruption of _bayonet_, and that it points to some other derivation of
+that word than the doubtful one from _Bayonne_.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+
+"BROTHER SODOM."
+
+
+In order to explain Walter Johnson's testimony and his state of mind, I
+must carry the reader back nearly a week. The scene was Dr. Small's
+office. Bud and Walter Johnson had been having some confidential
+conversation that evening, and Bud had got more out of his companion
+than that exquisite but weak young man had intended. He looked round in
+a frightened way.
+
+"You see," said Walter, "if Small knew I had told you that, I'd get a
+bullet some night from somebody. But when you're initiated it'll be all
+right. Sometimes I wish I was out of it. But, you know, Small's this
+kind of a man. He sees through you. He can look through a door"--and
+there he shivered, and his voice broke down into a whisper. But Bud was
+perfectly cool, and doubtless it was the strong coolness of Bud that
+made Walter, who shuddered at a shadow, come to him for sympathy and
+unbosom himself of one of his guilty secrets.
+
+"Let's go and hear Brother Sodom preach to-night," said Bud.
+
+"No, I don't like to."
+
+"He don't scare you?" There was just a touch of ridicule in Bud's voice.
+He knew Walter, and he had not counted amiss when he used this little
+goad to prick a skin so sensitive. "Brother Sodom" was the nickname
+given by scoffers to the preacher--Mr. Soden--whose manner of preaching
+had so aroused Bud's combativeness, and whose saddle-stirrups Bud had
+helped to amputate. For reasons of his own, Bud thought best to subject
+young Johnson to the heat of Mr. Soden's furnace.
+
+Peter Cartwright boasts that, on a certain occasion, he "shook his
+brimstone wallet" over the people. Mr. Soden could never preach without
+his brimstone wallet. There are those of refinement so attenuated that
+they will not admit that fear can have any place in religion. But a
+religion without fear could never have evangelized or civilized the
+West, which at one time bade fair to become a perdition as bad as any
+that Brother Sodom ever depicted. And against these on the one side, and
+the Brother Sodoms on the other, I shall interrupt my story to put this
+chapter under shelter of that wise remark of the great Dr. Adam Clark,
+who says "The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, the terror of God
+confounds the soul;" and that other saying of his: "With the _fear_ of
+God the love of God is ever consistent; but where the _terror_ of the
+Lord reigns, there can neither be _fear, faith_, nor _love_; nay, nor
+_hope_ either." And yet I am not sure that even the Brother Sodoms were
+made in vain.
+
+On this evening Mr. Soden was as terrible as usual. Bud heard him
+without flinching. Small, who sat farther forward, listened with pious
+approval. Mr. Soden, out of distorted figures pieced together from
+different passages of Scripture, built a hell, not quite, Miltonic, nor
+yet Dantean, but as Miltonic and Dantean as his unrefined imagination
+could make it. As he rose toward his climax of hideous description,
+Walter Johnson trembled from head to foot and sat close to Bud. Then, as
+burly Mr. Soden, with great gusto, depicted materialistic tortures that
+startled the nerves of everybody except Bud, Walter wanted to leave, but
+Bud would not let him. For some reason he wished to keep his companion
+in the crucible as long as possible.
+
+"Young man!" cried Mr. Soden, and the explosive voice seemed to come
+from the hell that he had created--"young man! you who have followed the
+counsel of evil companions"--here he paused and looked about, as if
+trying to find the man he wanted, while Walter crept up close to Bud
+and shaded his face--"I mean you who have chosen evil pursuits and who
+can not get free from bad habits and associations that are dragging you
+down to hell! You are standing on the very crumbling brink of hell
+to-night. The smell of the brimstone is on your garments; the hot breath
+of hell is in your face! The devils are waiting for you! Delay and you
+are damned! You may die before daylight! You may never get out that
+door! The awful angel of death is just ready to strike you down!" Here
+some shrieked with terror, others sobbed, and Brother Sodom looked with
+approval on the storm he had awakened. The very harshness of his tone,
+his lofty egotism of manner, that which had roused all Bud's
+combativeness, shook poor Walter as a wind would shake a reed. In the
+midst of the general excitement he seized his hat and hastened out the
+door. Bud followed, while Soden shot his lightnings after them,
+declaring that "young men who ran away from the truth would dwell in
+torments forever."
+
+Bud had not counted amiss when he thought that Mr. Soden's preaching
+would be likely to arouse so mean-spirited a fellow as Walter. So vivid
+was the impression that Johnson begged Bud to return to the office with
+him. He felt sick, and was afraid that he should die before morning. He
+insisted that Bud should stay with him all night. To this Means readily
+consented, and by morning he had heard all that the frightened Walter
+had to tell.
+
+And now let us return to the trial, where Ralph sits waiting the
+testimony of Walter Johnson, which is to prove his statement false.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+
+THE TRIAL CONCLUDED.
+
+
+I do not know how much interest the "gentle reader" may feel in Bud. But
+I venture to hope that there are some Buddhists among my readers who
+will wish the contradictoriness of his actions explained. The first dash
+of disappointment had well-nigh upset him. And when a man concludes to
+throw overboard his good resolutions, he always seeks to avoid the
+witness of those resolutions. Hence Bud, after that distressful Tuesday
+evening on which Miss Martha had given him "the sack," wished to see
+Ralph less than any one else. And yet when he came to suspect Small's
+villainy, his whole nature revolted at it. But having broken with Ralph,
+he thought it best to maintain an attitude of apparent hostility, that
+he might act as a detective, and, perhaps, save his friend from the
+mischief that threatened him. As soon as he heard of Ralph's arrest he
+determined to make Walter Johnson tell his own secret in court, because
+he knew that it would be best for Ralph that Walter should tell it.
+Bud's telling at second-hand would not be conclusive. And he sincerely
+desired to save Walter from prison. For Walter Johnson was the victim of
+Dr. Small, or of Dr. Small and such novels as "The Pirate's Bride,"
+"Claude Duval," "The Wild Rover of the West Indies," and the cheap
+biographies of such men as Murrell. Small found him with his imagination
+inflamed by the history of such heroes, and opened to him the path to
+glory for which he longed.
+
+The whole morning after Ralph's arrest Bud was working on Walter's
+conscience and his fears. The poor fellow, unable to act for himself,
+was torn asunder between the old ascendency of Small and the new
+ascendency of Bud Means. Bud finally frightened him, by the fear of the
+penitentiary, into going to the place of trial. But once inside the
+door, and once in sight of Small, who was more to him than God, or,
+rather, more to him than the devil--for the devil was Walter's God, or,
+perhaps, I should say, Walter's God was a devil--once in sight of Small,
+he refused to move an inch farther. And Bud, after all his perseverance,
+was about to give up in sheer despair.
+
+Fortunately, just at that moment Small's desire to relieve himself from
+the taint of suspicion and to crush Ralph as completely as possible,
+made him overshoot the mark by asking that Walter be called to the
+stand, as we have before recounted. He knew that he had no tool so
+supple as the cowardly Walter. In the very language of the request, he
+had given Walter an intimation of what he wanted him to swear to. Walter
+listened to Small's words as to his doom. He felt that he should die of
+indecision. The perdition of a man of his stamp is to have to make up
+his mind. Such men generally fall back on some one more positive, and
+take all their resolutions ready-made. But here Walter must decide for
+himself. For the constable was already calling his name; the court, the
+spectators, and, most of all, Dr. Small, were waiting for him. He moved
+forward mechanically through the dense crowd, Bud following part of the
+way to whisper, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary." Walter shook and
+shivered at this. The witness with difficulty held up his hand long
+enough to be sworn.
+
+"Please tell the court," said Bronson, "whether you know anything of the
+whereabouts of Dr. Small on the night of the robbery at Peter
+Schroeder's."
+
+Small had detected Walter's agitation, and, taking alarm, had edged his
+way around so as to stand full in Walter's sight, and there, with keen,
+magnetic eye on the weak orbs of the young man, he was able to assume
+his old position, and sway the fellow absolutely.
+
+"On the night of the robbery"--Walter's voice was weak, but he seemed to
+be reading his answer out of Small's eyes--"on the night of the robbery
+Dr. Small came home before--" here the witness stopped and shook and
+shivered again. For Bud, detecting the effect of Small's gaze, had
+pushed his great hulk in front of Small, and had fastened his eyes on
+Walter with a look that said, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary."
+
+"I can't, I can't. O God! What shall I do?" the witness exclaimed,
+answering the look of Bud. For it seemed to him that Bud had spoken. To
+the people and the court this agitation was inexplicable. Squire
+Hawkins's wig got awry, his glass eye turned in toward his nose, and he
+had great difficulty in keeping his teeth from falling out. The
+excitement became painfully intense. Ralph was on his feet, looking at
+the witness, and feeling that somehow Bud and Dr. Small--his good angel
+and his demon--were playing an awful game, or which he was the stake.
+The crowd swayed to and fro, but remained utterly silent, waiting to
+hear the least whisper from the witness, who stood trembling a moment
+with his hands over his face, and then fainted.
+
+The fainting of a person in a crowd is a signal for everybody else to
+make fools of themselves. There was a rush toward the fainting man,
+there was a cry for water. Everybody asked everybody else to open the
+window, and everybody wished everybody else to stand back and give him
+air. But nobody opened the window, and nobody stood back. The only
+perfectly cool man in the room was Small. With a quiet air of
+professional authority he pushed forward and felt the patient's pulse,
+remarking to the court that he thought it was a sudden attack of fever
+with delirium. When Walter revived, Dr. Small would have removed him,
+but Ralph insisted that his testimony should be heard. Under pretense of
+watching his patient, Small kept close to him. And Walter began the same
+old story about Dr. Small's having arrived at the office before eleven
+o'clock, when Bud came up behind the doctor and fastened his eyes on the
+witness with the same significant look, and Walter, with visions of the
+penitentiary before him halted, stammered, and seemed about to faint
+again.
+
+"If the court please," said Bronson, "this witness is evidently
+intimidated by that stout young man," pointing to Bud. "I have seen him
+twice interrupt witness's testimony by casting threatening looks at
+him, I trust the court will have him removed from the court-room."
+
+After a few moments' consultation, during which Squire Hawkins held his
+wig in place with one hand and alternately adjusted his eye and his
+spectacles with the other, the magistrates, who were utterly bewildered
+by the turn things were taking, decided that It could do no harm, and
+that it was best to try the experiment of removing Bud. Perhaps Johnson
+would then be able to get through with his testimony. The constable
+therefore asked Bud if he would please leave the room. Bud cast one last
+look at the witness and walked out like a captive bear.
+
+Ralph stood watching the receding form of Bud. The emergency had made
+him as cool as Small ever was. Bud stopped at the door, where he was
+completely out of sight of the witness, concealed by the excited
+spectators, who stood on the benches to see what was going on in front.
+
+"The witness will please proceed," said Bronson.
+
+"If the court please"--it was Ralph who spoke--"I believe I have as much
+at stake in this trial as any one. That witness is evidently
+intimidated. But not by Mr. Means. I ask that Dr. Small be removed out
+of sight of the witness."
+
+"A most extraordinary request, truly." This was what Small's bland
+countenance said; he did not open his lips.
+
+"It's no more than fair," said Squire Hawkins, adjusting his wig, "that
+the witness be relieved of everything that anybody might think affects
+his veracity in this matter."
+
+Dr. Small, giving Walter one friendly, appealing look, moved back by the
+door, and stood alongside Bud, as meek, quiet, and disinterested as any
+man in the house.
+
+"The witness will now proceed with his testimony." This time it was
+Squire Hawkins who spoke. Bronson had been attacked with a suspicion
+that this witness was not just what he wanted, and had relapsed into
+silence.
+
+Walter's struggle was by no means ended by the disappearance of Small
+and Bud. There came the recollection of his mother's stern face--a face
+which had never been a motive toward the right, but only a goad to
+deception. What would she say if he should confess? Just as he had
+recovered himself, and was about to repeat the old lie which had twice
+died upon his lips at the sight of Bud's look, he caught sight of
+another face, which made him tremble again. It was the lofty and
+terrible countenance of Mr. Soden. One might have thought, from the
+expression it wore, that the seven last vials were in his hands, the
+seven apocalyptic trumpets waiting for his lips, and the seven thunders
+sitting upon his eyebrows. The moment that Walter saw him he smelled the
+brimstone on his own garments, he felt himself upon the crumbling brink
+of the precipice, with perdition below him. Now I am sure that "Brother
+Sodoms" were not made wholly in vain. There are plenty of mean-spirited
+men like Walter Johnson, whose feeble consciences need all the support
+they can get from the fear of perdition, and who are incapable of any
+other conception of it than a coarse and materialistic ones Let us set
+it down to the credit of Brother Sodom, with his stiff stock, his
+thunderous face, and his awful walk, that his influence over Walter was
+on the side of truth.
+
+"Please proceed," said Squire Hawkins to Walter. The Squire's wig lay on
+one side, he had forgotten to adjust his eye, and he leaned forward,
+tremulous with interest.
+
+"Well, then," said Walter, looking not at the court nor at Bronson nor
+at the prisoner, but furtively at Mr. Soden--"well, then, if I
+must"--and Mr. Soden's awful face seemed to answer that he surely
+must--"well, then, I hope you won't send me to prison"--this to Squire
+Hawkins, whose face reassured him--"but, oh! I don't see how I can!"
+But one look at Mr. Soden assured him that he could and that he must,
+and so, with an agony painful to the spectators, he told the story in
+driblets. How, while yet in Lewisburg, he had been made a member of a
+gang of which Small was chief; how they concealed from him the names of
+all the band except six, of whom the Joneses and Small were three.
+
+Here there was a scuffle at the door. The court demanded silence.
+
+"Dr. Small's trying to git out, plague take him," said Bud, who stood
+with his back planted against the door. "I'd like the court to send and
+git his trunk afore he has a chance to burn up all the papers that's in
+it."
+
+"Constable, you will arrest Dr. Small, Peter Jones, and William Jones.
+Send two deputies to bring Small's trunk into court," said Squire
+Underwood.
+
+The prosecuting attorney was silent.
+
+Walter then told of the robbery at Schroeder's, told where he and Small
+had whittled the fence while the Joneses entered the house, and
+confirmed Ralph's story by telling how they had seen Ralph in a
+fence-corner, and how they had met the basket-maker on the hill.
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man, who had not ventured to hold up his
+head, after he was arrested, until Walter began his testimony.
+
+Walter felt inclined to stop, but he could not do it, for there stood
+Mr. Soden, looking to him like a messenger from the skies, or the
+bottomless pit, sent to extort the last word from his guilty soul He
+felt that he was making a clean breast of it--at the risk of perdition,
+with the penitentiary thrown in, if he faltered. And so he told the
+whole thing as though it had been the day of doom, and by the time he
+was through, Small's trunk was in court.
+
+Here a new hubbub took place at the door. It was none other than the
+crazy pauper, Tom Bifield, who personated General Andrew Jackson in the
+poor-house. He had caught some inkling of the trial, and had escaped in
+Bill Jones's absence. His red plume was flying, and in his tattered and
+filthy garb he was indeed a picturesque figure.
+
+"Squar," said he, elbowing his way through the crowd, "I kin tell you
+sornethin'. I'm Gineral Andrew Jackson. Lost my head at Bueny Visty.
+This head growed on. It a'n't good fer much. One side's tater. But
+t'other's sound as a nut. Now, I kind give you information."
+
+Bronson, with the quick perceptions of a politician, had begun to see
+which way future winds would probably blow. "If the court please," he
+said, "this man is not wholly sane, but we might get valuable
+information out of him. I suggest that his testimony be taken for what
+it is worth."
+
+"No, you don't swar me," broke in the lunatic. "Not if I knows myself.
+You see, when a feller's got one side of his head tater, he's mighty
+onsartain like. You don't swar me, fer I can't tell what minute the
+tater side'll begin to talk. I'm talkin' out of the lef' side now, and
+I'm all right. But you don't swar me. But ef you'll send some of your
+constables out to the barn at the pore-house and look under the hay-mow
+in the north-east corner, you'll find some things maybe as has been
+a-missin' fer some time. And that a'n't out of the tater side, nuther."
+
+Meantime Bud did not rest. Hearing the nature of the testimony given by
+Hank Banta before he entered, he attacked Hank and vowed he'd send him
+to prison if he didn't make a clean breast. Hank was a thorough coward,
+and, now that his friends were prisoners, was ready enough to tell the
+truth if he could be protected from prosecution. Seeing the disposition
+of the prosecuting attorney, Bud got from him a promise that he would do
+what he could to protect Hank. That worthy then took the stand,
+confessed his lie, and even told the inducement which Mr. Pete Jones
+had offered him to perjure himself.
+
+"_To_ be sure," said Pearson.
+
+Squire Hawkins, turning his right eye upon him, while the left looked at
+the ceiling, said: "Be careful, Mr. Pearson, or I shall have to punish
+you for contempt."
+
+"Why, Squar, I didn't know 'twas any sin to hev a healthy contemp' fer
+sech a thief as Jones!"
+
+The Squire looked at Mr. Pearson severely, and the latter, feeling that
+he had committed some offense without knowing it, subsided into silence.
+
+Bronson now had a keen sense of the direction of the gale.
+
+"If the court please," said he, "I have tried to do my duty in this
+case. It was my duty to prosecute Mr. Hartsook, however much I might
+feel assured that he was innocent, and that he would be able to prove
+his innocence. I now enter a _nolle_ in his case and that of John
+Pearson, and I ask that this court adjourn until to-morrow, in order to
+give me time to examine the evidence in the case of the other parties
+under arrest. I am proud to think that my efforts have been the means of
+sifting the matter to the bottom, of freeing Mr. Hartsook from
+suspicion, and of detecting the real criminals."
+
+"Ugh!" said Mr. Pearson, who conceived a great dislike to Bronson.
+
+"The court," said Squire Hawkins, "congratulates Mr. Hartsook on his
+triumphant acquittal. He is discharged from the bar of this court, and
+from the bar of public sentiment, without a suspicion of guilt.
+Constable, discharge Ralph Hartsook and John Pearson."
+
+Old Jack Means, who had always had a warm side for the master, now
+proposed three cheers for Mr. Hartsook, and they were given with a will
+by the people who would have hanged him an hour before.
+
+Mrs. Means gave it as her opinion that "Jack Means allers wuz a fool!"
+
+"This court," said Dr. Underwood, "has one other duty to perform before
+adjourning for the day. Recall Hannah Thomson."
+
+"I jist started her on ahead to git supper and milk the cows," said Mrs.
+Means. "A'n't a-goin' to have her loafin' here all day."
+
+"Constable, recall her. This court can not adjourn until she returns!"
+
+Hannah had gone but a little way, and was soon in the presence of the
+court, trembling for fear of some new calamity.
+
+"Hannah Thomson"--it was Squire Underwood who spoke--"Hannah Thomson,
+this court wishes to ask you one or two questions."
+
+"Yes, sir," but her voice died to a whisper.
+
+"How old did you say you were?
+
+"Eighteen, sir, last October."
+
+"Can you prove your age?"
+
+"Yes, sir--by my mother."
+
+"For how long are you bound to Mr. Means?"
+
+"Till I'm twenty-one."
+
+"This court feels in duty bound to inform you that, according to the
+laws of Indiana, a woman is of age at eighteen, and as no indenture
+could be made binding after you had reached your majority, you are the
+victim of a deception. You are free, and if it can be proven that you
+have been defrauded by a willful deception, a suit for damages will
+lie."
+
+"Ugh!" said Mrs. Means. "You're a purty court, a'n't you, Dr.
+Underwood?"
+
+"Be careful, Mrs. Means, or I shall have to fine you for contempt of
+court."
+
+But the people, who were in the cheering humor, cheered Hannah and the
+justices, and then cheered Ralph again. Granny Sanders shook hands with
+him, and allers knowed he'd come out right. It allers 'peared like as if
+Dr. Small warn't jist the sort to tie to, you know. And old John Pearson
+went home, after drinking two or three glasses of Welch's whisky,
+keeping time to an imaginary triumphal march, and feeling prouder than
+he had ever felt since he fit the Britishers under Scott at Lundy's
+Lane. He told his wife that the master had jist knocked the hind-sights
+offen that air young lawyer from Lewisburg.
+
+Walter was held to bail that he might appear as a witness, and Ralph
+might have sent his aunt a Roland for an Oliver. But he only sent a note
+to his uncle, asking him to go Walter's bail. If he had been resentful,
+he could not have wished for a more complete revenge than the day had
+brought.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+
+AFTER THE BATTLE.
+
+
+Nothing can be more demoralizing in the long run than lynch law. And yet
+lynch law often originates in a burst of generous indignation which is
+not willing to suffer a bold oppressor to escape by means of corrupt and
+cowardly courts. It is oftener born of fear. Both motives powerfully
+agitated the people of the region round about Clifty as night drew on
+after Ralph's acquittal. They were justly indignant that Ralph had been
+made the victim of such a conspiracy, and they were frightened at the
+unseen danger to the community from such a band as that of Small's. It
+was certain that they did not know the full extent of the danger as yet.
+And what Small might do with a jury, or what Pete Jones might do with a
+sheriff, was a question. I must not detain the reader to tell how the
+mob rose. Nobody knows how such things come about. Their origin is as
+inexplicable as that of an earthquake. But, at any rate, a rope was
+twice put round Small's neck during that night, and both times Small
+was saved only by the nerve and address of Ralph, who had learned how
+unjust mob law may be. As for Small, he neither trembled when they were
+ready to hang him, nor looked relieved when he was saved, nor showed the
+slightest flush of penitence or gratitude. He bore himself in a quiet,
+gentlemanly way throughout, like the admirable villain that he was.
+
+He waived a preliminary examination the next day; his father went his
+bail, and he forfeited bail and disappeared from the county and from the
+horizon of my story. Two reports concerning Small have been in
+circulation--one that he was running a faro-bank in San Francisco, the
+other that he was curing consumption in New York by some quack process.
+If this latter were true, it would leave it an open question whether
+Ralph did well to save him from the gallows. Pete Jones and Bill, as
+usually happens to the rougher villains, went to prison, and when their
+terms had expired moved to Pike County, Missouri.
+
+But it is about Hannah that you wish to hear, and that I wish to tell.
+She went straight from the court room to Flat Creek, climbed to her
+chamber, packed in a handkerchief all her earthly goods, consisting
+chiefly of a few family relics, and turned her back on the house of
+Means forever. At the gate she met the old woman, who shook her fist in
+the girl's face and gave her a parting benediction in the words: "You
+mis'able, ongrateful critter you, go 'long. I'm glad to be shed of you!"
+At the barn she met Bud, and he told her good-by with a little huskiness
+in his voice, while a tear glistened in her eyes. Bud had been a friend
+in need, and such a friend one does not leave without a pang.
+
+"Where are you going? Can I--"
+
+"No, no!" And with that she hastened on, afraid that Bud would offer to
+hitch up the roan colt. And she did not want to add to his domestic
+unhappiness by compromising him in that way.
+
+It was dusk and was raining when she left. The hours were long, the road
+was lonely, and after the revelations of that day it did not seem wholly
+safe. But from the moment that she found herself free, her heart had
+been ready to break with an impatient homesickness. What though there
+might be robbers in the woods? What though there were ten rough miles to
+travel? What though the rain was in her face? What though she had not
+tasted food since the morning of that exciting day? Flat Creek and
+bondage were behind; freedom, mother, Shocky, and home were before her,
+and her feet grew lighter with the thought. And if she needed any other
+joy, it was to know that the master was clear. And he would come? And
+so she traversed the weary distance, and so she inquired and found the
+house, the beautiful, homely old house of beautiful, homely old Nancy
+Sawyer, and knocked, and was admitted, and fell down, faint and weary,
+at her blind mother's feet, and laid her tired head in her mother's lap
+and wept and wept like a child, and said, "O mother! I'm free! I'm
+free!" while the mother's tears baptized her face, and the mother's
+trembling fingers combed out her tresses. And Shocky stood by her and
+cried: "I knowed God wouldn't forget you, Hanner!"
+
+Hannah was ready now to do anything by which she could support her
+mother and Shocky. She was strong, and inured to toil. She was willing
+and cheerful, and she would gladly have gone to service if by that means
+she could have supported the family. And, for that matter her mother was
+already able nearly to support herself by her knitting. But Hannah had
+been carefully educated when young, and at that moment the old public
+schools were being organized into a graded school, and the good
+minister, who shall be nameless, because he is, perhaps, still
+living in Indiana, and who in Methodist parlance was called "the
+preacher-in-charge of Lewisburg Station"--this good minister and Miss
+Nancy Sawyer got Hannah a place as teacher in the primary department.
+And then a little house with four rooms was rented, and a little, a very
+little furniture was put into it, and the old sweet home was established
+again. The father was gone, never to come back again. But the rest were
+here. And somehow Hannah kept waiting for somebody else to come.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+
+INTO THE LIGHT.
+
+
+For two weeks longer Ralph taught at the Flat Creek school-house. He was
+everybody's hero. And he was Bud's idol. He did what he could to get Bud
+and Martha together, and though Bud always "saw her safe home" after
+this, and called on her every Sunday evening, yet, to save his life, he
+could not forget his big fists and his big feet long enough to say what
+he most wanted to say, and what Martha most wanted him to say.
+
+At the end of two weeks Ralph found himself exceedingly weary of Flat
+Creek, and exceedingly glad to hear from Mr. Means that the school-money
+had "gin out." It gave him a good excuse to return to Lewisburg, where
+his heart and his treasure were. A certain sense of delicacy had kept
+him from writing to Hannah just yet.
+
+When he got to Lewisburg he had good news. His uncle, ashamed of his
+previous neglect, and perhaps with an eye to his nephew's growing
+popularity, had got him the charge of the grammar department in the new
+graded school in the village. So he quietly arranged to board at a
+boarding-house. His aunt could not have him about, of which fact he was
+very glad. She could not but feel, she said, that he might have taken
+better care of Walter than he did, when they were only four miles apart.
+
+He did not hasten to call on Hannah. Why should he? He sent her a
+message, of no consequence in itself, by Nancy Sawyer. Then he took
+possession of his school; and then, on the evening of the first day of
+school, he went, as he had appointed to himself, to see Hannah Thomson.
+
+And she, with some sweet presentiment, had got things ready by fixing up
+the scantily-furnished room as well as she could. And Miss Nancy Sawyer,
+who had seen Ralph that afternoon, had guessed that he was going to see
+Hannah. It's wonderful how much enjoyment a generous heart can get out
+of the happiness of others. Is not that what He meant when he said of
+such as Miss Sawyer that they should have a hundred-fold in this life
+for all their sacrifices? Did not Miss Nancy enjoy a hundred weddings
+and have the love of five hundred children? And so Miss Nancy just
+happened over at Mrs. Thomson's humble home, and, just in the most
+matter-of-course way, asked that lady and Shocky to come over to her
+house. Shocky wanted Hannah to come too. But Hannah blushed a little,
+and said that she would rather not.
+
+And when she was left alone, Hannah fixed her hair two or three times,
+and swept the hearth, and moved the chairs first one way and then
+another, and did a good many other needless things. Needless: for a
+lover, if he be a lover, does not see furniture or dress.
+
+And then she sat down by the fire, and tried to sew, and tried to look
+unconcerned, and tried to feel unconcerned, and tried not to expect
+anybody, and tried to make her heart keep still. And tried in vain. For
+a gentle rap at the door sent her pulse up twenty beats a minute and
+made her face burn. And Hartsook was for the first time, abashed in the
+presence of Hannah. For the oppressed girl had, in two weeks, blossomed
+out into the full-blown woman.
+
+And Ralph sat down by the fire, and talked of his school and her school,
+and everything else but what he wanted to talk about. And then the
+conversation drifted back to Flat Creek, and to the walk through the
+pasture, and to the box-elder tree, and to the painful talk in the lane.
+And Hannah begged to be forgiven, and Ralph laughed at the idea that she
+had done anything wrong. And she praised his goodness to Shocky, and he
+drew her little note out of--But I agreed not tell you where he kept it.
+And then she blushed, and he told how the note had sustained him, and
+how her white face kept up his courage in his flight down the bed of
+Clifty Creek. And he sat a little nearer, to show her the note that he
+had carried in his bosom--I have told it! And--but I must not proceed. A
+love-scene, ever so beautiful in itself, will not bear telling. And so I
+shall leave a little gap just here, which you may fill up as you please.
+. . . Somehow, they never knew how, they got to talking about the future
+instead of the past, after that, and to planning their two lives as one
+life. And . . . And when Miss Nancy and Mrs. Thomson returned later in
+the evening, Ralph was standing by the mantel-piece, but Shocky noticed
+that his chair was close to Hannah's. And good Miss Nancy Sawyer looked
+in Hannah's face and was happy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+
+"HOW IT CAME OUT"
+
+
+We are all children in reading stories. We want more than all else to
+know how it all came out at the end, and, if our taste is not perverted,
+we like it to come out well. For my part, ever since I began to write
+this story, I have been anxious to know how it was going to come out.
+
+Well, there were very few invited. It took place at ten in the morning.
+The "preacher-in-charge" came, of course. Miss Nancy Sawyer was there.
+But Ralph's uncle was away, and Aunt Matilda had a sore throat and
+couldn't come. Perhaps the memory of the fact that she had refused Mrs.
+Thomson, the pauper, a bed for two nights, affected her throat. But Miss
+Nancy and her sister were there, and the preacher. And that was all,
+besides the family, and Bud and Martha. Of course Bud and Martha came.
+And driving Martha to a wedding in a "jumper" was the one opportunity
+Bud needed. His hands were busy, his big boots were out of sight, and it
+was so easy to slip from Ralph's love affair to his own, that Bud
+somehow, in pulling Martha Hawkins's shawl about her, stammered out half
+a proposal, which Martha, generous soul, took for the whole ceremony,
+and accepted. And Bud was so happy that Ralph guessed from his face and
+voice that the agony was over, and Bud was betrothed at last to the
+"gal as was a gal."
+
+And after Ralph and Hannah were married--there was no trip, Ralph only
+changed his boarding-place and became head of the house at Mrs.
+Thomson's thereafter--after it was all over, Bud came to Mr. Hartsook,
+and, snickering just a little, said as how as him and Martha had fixed
+it all up, and now they wanted to ax his advice; and Martha proud but
+blushing, came up and nodded assent. Bud said as how as he hadn't got no
+book-larnin' nor nothin', and as how as he wanted to be somethin', and
+put in his best licks fer Him, you know'. And that Marthy, she was of
+the same way of thinkin', and that was a blessin'. And the Squire was
+a-goin' to marry agin', and Marthy would ruther vacate. And his mother
+and Mirandy was sech as he wouldn't take no wife to. And he thought as
+how Mr. Hartsook might think of some way or some place where he and
+Marthy mout make a livin' fer the present, and put in their best licks
+fer Him, you know.
+
+Ralph thought a moment. He was about to make an allusion to Hercules and
+the Augean stables, but he remembered that Bud would not understand it,
+though it might remind Martha of something she had seen at the East, the
+time she was to Bosting.
+
+"Bud, my dear friend," said Ralph, "it looks a little hard to ask you to
+take a new wife"--here Bud looked admiringly at Martha--"to the
+poor-house. But I don't know anywhere where you can do so much good for
+Christ as by taking charge of that place, and I can get the appointment
+for you. The new commissioners want just such a man."
+
+"What d'ye say, Marthy?" said Bud.
+
+"Why, somebody ought to do for the poor, and I should like to do it."
+
+And so Hercules cleaned the Augean stables.
+
+And so my humble, homely Hoosier story of twenty years ago[29] draws to
+a close, and not without regret I take leave of Ralph and Hannah; and
+Shocky, and Bud, and Martha, and Miss Nancy, and of my readers.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+P.S.--A copy of the Lewisburg _Jeffersonian_ came into my hands to-day,
+and I see by its columns that Ralph Hartsook is principal of the
+Lewisburg Academy. It took me some time, however, to make out that the
+sheriff of the county, Mr. Israel W. Means, was none other than my old
+friend Bud, of the Church of the Best Licks. I was almost as much
+puzzled over his name as I was when I saw an article in a city paper, by
+Prof. W.J. Thomson, on Poor-Houses. I should not have recognized the
+writer as Shocky, had I not known that Shocky has given his spare time
+to making outcasts feel that God has not forgot.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 29: Written in 1871.]
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+
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+<h1>THE HOOSIER SCHOOLMASTER</h1>
+<h2>A Story of Backwoods Life in Indiana</h2>
+<h3>REVISED</h3>
+<h4>with an introduction and Notes on the District by the
+Author,</h4>
+<h3>EDWARD EGGLESTON</h3>
+<h4>With Character Sketches by</h4>
+<h3>F. OPPER</h3>
+<h4>and other Illustrations by</h4>
+<h3>W.E.B. STARKWEATHER</h3>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/001.png" width="10%" alt=""
+title="" />
+<br /></div>
+<div class='center'>GROSSET &amp; DUNLAP<br />
+PUBLISHERS NEW YORK<br />
+<br />
+1871</div>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-003.jpg"><img src="images/illus-003.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a></div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<div class='center'>AS A PEBBLE CAST UPON A GREAT<br />
+CAIRN, THIS EDITION IS INSCRIBED TO THE<br />
+MEMORY OF JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL,<br />
+WHOSE CORDIAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO MY<br />
+EARLY STUDIES OF AMERICAN DIALECT IS<br />
+GRATEFULLY REMEMBERED.<br />
+<br />
+THE AUTHOR.</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>PREFACE TO THE LIBRARY EDITION.</h2>
+<h3>BEING THE HISTORY OF A STORY.</h3>
+<p>"THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-MASTER" was written and printed in the
+autumn of 1871. It is therefore now about twenty-one years old, and
+the publishers propose to mark its coming of age by issuing a
+library edition. I avail myself of the occasion to make some needed
+revisions, and to preface the new edition with an account of the
+origin and adventures of the book. If I should seem to betray
+unbecoming pride in speaking of a story that has passed into
+several languages and maintained an undiminished popularity for
+more than a score of years, I count on receiving the indulgence
+commonly granted to paternal vanity when celebrating the majority
+of a first-born. With all its faults on its head, this little tale
+has become a classic, in the bookseller's sense at least; and a
+public that has shown so constant a partiality for it has a right
+to feel some curiosity regarding its history.</p>
+<p>I persuade myself that additional extenuation for this biography
+of a book is to be found in the relation which "The Hoosier
+School-Master" happens to bear to the most significant movement in
+American literature in our generation. It is the file-leader of the
+procession of American dialect novels. Before the appearance of
+this story, the New England folk-speech had long been employed for
+various literary purposes, it is true; and after its use by Lowell,
+it had acquired a standing that made it the classic <i>lingua
+rustica</i> of the United States. Even Hoosiers and Southerners
+when put into print, as they sometimes were in rude burlesque
+stories, usually talked about "huskin' bees" and "apple-parin'
+bees" and used many other expressions foreign to their vernacular.
+American literature hardly touched the speech and life of the
+people outside of New England; in other words, it was provincial in
+the narrow sense.</p>
+<p>I can hardly suppose that "The Hoosier School-Master" bore any
+causative relation to that broader provincial movement in our
+literature which now includes such remarkable productions as the
+writings of Mr. Cable, Mr. Harris, Mr. Page, Miss Murfree, Mr.
+Richard Malcom Johnson, Mr. Howe, Mr. Garland, some of Mrs.
+Burnett's stories and others quite worthy of inclusion in this
+list. The taking up of life in this regional way has made our
+literature really national by the only process possible. The
+Federal nation has at length manifested a consciousness of the
+continental diversity of its forms of life. The "great American
+novel," for which prophetic critics yearned so fondly twenty years
+ago, is appearing in sections. I may claim for this book the
+distinction, such as it is, of being the first of the dialect
+stories that depict a life quite beyond New England influence. Some
+of Mr. Bret Harte's brief and powerful tales had already
+foreshadowed this movement toward a larger rendering of our life.
+But the romantic character of Mr. Harte's delightful stories and
+the absence of anything that can justly be called dialect in them
+mark them as rather forerunners than beginners of the prevailing
+school. For some years after the appearance of the present novel,
+my own stories had to themselves the field of provincial realism
+(if, indeed, there be any such thing as realism) before there came
+the succession of fine productions which have made the last
+fourteen years notable.</p>
+<p>Though it had often occurred to me to write something in the
+dialect now known as Hoosier&mdash;the folk-speech of the southern
+part of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois of forty years ago&mdash;I had
+postponed the attempt indefinitely, probably because the only
+literary use that had been made of the allied speech of the
+Southwest had been in the books of the primitive humorists of that
+region. I found it hard to dissociate in my own mind the dialect
+from the somewhat coarse boisterousness which seemed inseparable
+from it in the works of these rollicking writers. It chanced that
+in 1871 Taine's lectures on "Art in the Netherlands," or rather Mr.
+John Durand's translation of them, fell into my hands as a book for
+editorial review. These discourses are little else than an
+elucidation of the thesis that the artist of originality will work
+courageously with the materials he finds in his own environment. In
+Taine's view, all life has matter for the artist, if only he have
+eyes to see.</p>
+<p>Many years previous to the time of which I am now speaking,
+while I was yet a young man, I had projected a lecture on the
+Hoosier folk-speech, and had even printed during the war a little
+political skit in that dialect in a St. Paul paper. So far as I
+know, nothing else had ever been printed in the Hoosier. Under the
+spur of Taine's argument, I now proceeded to write a short story
+wholly in the dialect spoken in my childhood by rustics on the
+north side of the Ohio River. This tale I called "The Hoosier
+School-Master." It consisted almost entirely of an autobiographical
+narration in dialect by Mirandy Means of the incidents that form
+the groundwork of the present story. I was the newly installed
+editor of a weekly journal, <i>Hearth and Home</i>, and I sent this
+little story in a new dialect to my printer. It chanced that one of
+the proprietors of the paper saw a part of it in proof. He urged me
+to take it back and make a longer story out of the materials, and
+he expressed great confidence in the success of such a story.
+Yielding to his suggestion, I began to write this novel from week
+to week as it appeared in the paper, and thus found myself involved
+in the career of a novelist, which had up to that time formed no
+part of my plan of life. In my inexperience I worked at a
+white-heat, completing the book in ten weeks. Long before these
+weeks of eager toil were over, it was a question among my friends
+whether the novel might not write <i>finis</i> to me before I
+should see the end of it.</p>
+<p>The sole purpose I had in view at first was the resuscitation of
+the dead-and-alive newspaper of which I had ventured to take
+charge. One of the firm of publishers thought much less favorably
+of my story than his partner did. I was called into the private
+office and informed with some severity that my characters were too
+rough to be presentable in a paper so refined as ours. I confess
+they did seem somewhat too robust for a sheet so an&aelig;mic as
+<i>Hearth and Home</i> had been in the months just preceding. But
+when, the very next week after this protest was made, the
+circulation of the paper increased some thousands at a bound, my
+employer's critical estimate of the work underwent a rapid
+change&mdash;a change based on what seemed to him better than
+merely literary considerations. By the time the story closed, at
+the end of fourteen instalments, the subscription list had
+multiplied itself four or five fold. It is only fair to admit,
+however, that the original multiplicand had been rather small.</p>
+<p>Papers in Canada and in some of the other English colonies
+transferred the novel bodily to their columns, and many of the
+American country papers helped themselves to it quite freely. It
+had run some weeks of its course before it occurred to any one that
+it might profitably be reprinted in book form. The publishers were
+loath to risk much in the venture. The newspaper type was
+rejustified to make a book page, and barely two thousand copies
+were printed for a first edition. I remember expressing the opinion
+that the number was too large.</p>
+<p>"The Hoosier School-Master" was pirated with the utmost
+promptitude by the Messrs. Routledge, in England, for that was in
+the barbarous days before international copyright, when English
+publishers complained of the unscrupulousness of American
+reprinters, while they themselves pounced upon every line of
+American production that promised some shillings of profit. "The
+Hoosier School-Master" was brought out in England in a cheap,
+sensational form. The edition of ten thousand has long been out of
+print. For this large edition and for the editions issued in the
+British colonies and in continental Europe I have never received a
+penny. A great many men have made money out of the book, but my own
+returns have been comparatively small. For its use in serial form I
+received nothing beyond my salary as editor. On the copyright
+edition I have received the moderate royalty allowed to young
+authors at the outset of their work. The sale of the American
+edition in the first twenty years amounted to seventy thousand
+copies. The peculiarity of this sale is its steadiness. After
+twenty years, "The Hoosier School-Master" is selling at the average
+rate of more than three thousand copies per annum. During the last
+half-dozen years the popularity of the book has apparently
+increased, and its twentieth year closed with a sale of twenty-one
+hundred in six months. Only those who are familiar with the book
+trade and who know how brief is the life of the average novel will
+understand how exceptional is this long-continued popularity.</p>
+<p>Some of the newspaper reviewers of twenty years ago were a
+little puzzled to know what to make of a book in so questionable a
+shape, for the American dialect novel was then a new-comer. But
+nothing could have given a beginner more genuine pleasure than the
+cordial commendation of the leading professional critic of the
+time, the late Mr. George Ripley, who wrote an extended review of
+this book for the <i>Tribune</i>. The monthly magazines all spoke
+of "The Hoosier School-Master" in terms as favorable as it
+deserved. I cannot pretend that I was content with these notices at
+the time, for I had the sensitiveness of a beginner. But on looking
+at the reviews in the magazines of that day, I am amused to find
+that the faults pointed out in the work of my prentice hand are
+just those that I should be disposed to complain of now, if it were
+any part of my business to tell the reader wherein I might have
+done better.</p>
+<p><i>The Nation</i>, then in its youth, honored "The Hoosier
+School-Master" by giving it two pages, mostly in discussion of its
+dialect, but dispensing paradoxical praise and censure in that
+condescending way with which we are all familiar enough. According
+to its critic, the author had understood and described the old
+Western life, but he had done it "quite sketchily, to be sure." Yet
+it was done "with essential truth and some effectiveness." The
+critic, however instantly stands on the other foot again and adds
+that the book "is not a captivating one." But he makes amends in
+the very next sentence by an allusion to "the faithfulness of its
+transcript of the life it depicts," and then instantly balances the
+account on the adverse side of the ledger by assuring the reader
+that "it has no interest of passion or mental power." But even this
+fatal conclusion is diluted by a dependent clause. "Possibly," says
+the reviewer, "the good feeling of the intertwined love story may
+conciliate the good-will of some of the malcontent." One could
+hardly carry further the fine art of oscillating between moderate
+commendation and parenthetical damnation&mdash;an art that lends a
+factitious air of judicial impartiality and mental equipoise.
+Beyond question, <i>The Nation</i> is one of the ablest weekly
+papers in the world; the admirable scholarship of its articles and
+reviews in departments of special knowledge might well be a subject
+of pride to any American. But its inadequate reviews of current
+fiction add nothing to its value, and its habitual tone of
+condescending depreciation in treating imaginative literature of
+indigenous origin is one of the strongest discouragements to
+literary production.</p>
+<p>The main value of good criticism lies in its readiness and
+penetration in discovering and applauding merit not before
+recognized, or imperfectly recognized. This is a conspicuous trait
+of Sainte-Beuve, the greatest of all newspaper critics. He knew how
+to be severe upon occasion, but he saw talent in advance of the
+public and dispensed encouragement heartily, so that he made
+himself almost a foster-father to the literature of his generation
+in France. But there is a class of anonymous reviewers in England
+and America who seem to hold a traditional theory that the function
+of a critic toward new-born talent is analogous to that of Pharaoh
+toward the infant Jewish population<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id=
+"FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class=
+"fnanchor">[1]</a>.</p>
+<p>During the first year after its publication "The Hoosier
+School-Master" was translated into French and published in a
+condensed form in the <i>Revue des Deux Mondes</i>. The translator
+was the writer who signs the name M. Th. Bentzon, and who is well
+known to be Madame Blanc. This French version afterward appeared in
+book form in the same volume with one of Mr. Thomas Bailey
+Aldrich's stories and some other stories of mine. In this latter
+shape I have never seen it. The title given to the story by Madame
+Blanc was "Le Ma&iuml;tre d'&Eacute;cole de Flat Creek." It may be
+imagined that the translator found it no easy task to get
+equivalents in French for expressions in a dialect new and strange.
+"I'll be dog-on'd" appears in French as "devil take me" ("<i>diable
+m'emporte</i>"), which is not bad; the devil being rather a jolly
+sort of fellow, in French. "The Church of the Best Licks" seems
+rather unrenderable, and I do not see how the translator could have
+found a better phrase for it than "<i>L'Eglise des
+Racl&eacute;es</i>" though "<i>racl&eacute;es</i>" does not convey
+the double sense of "licks." "<i>Jim epelait vite comme
+l'eclair</i>" is not a good rendering of "Jim spelled like
+lightning," since it is not the celerity of the spelling that is
+the main consideration. "<i>Concours d'epellation</i>" is probably
+the best equivalent for "spelling-school," but it seems something
+more stately in its French dress. When Bud says, with reference to
+Hannah, "I never took no shine that air way," the phrase is rather
+too idiomatic for the French tongue, and it becomes "I haven't run
+after that hare" ("<i>Je n'ai pas chass&eacute; ce
+li&egrave;vre-la</i>"). Perhaps the most sadly amusing thing in the
+translation is the way the meaning of the nickname Shocky is missed
+in an explanatory foot-note. It is, according to the translator, an
+abbreviation or corruption of the English word "shocking," which
+expresses the shocking ugliness of the child&mdash;"<i>qui exprime
+la laideur choquante de l'enfant</i>."</p>
+<p>A German version of "The Hoosier School-Master" was made about
+the time of the appearance of the French translation, but of this I
+have never seen a copy. I know of it only from the statement made
+to me by a German professor, that he had read it in German before
+he knew any English. What are the equivalents in High German for
+"right smart" and "dog-on" I cannot imagine.</p>
+<p>Several years after the publication of "The Hoosier
+School-Master" it occurred to Mr. H. Hansen, of Kj&ouml;ge, in
+Denmark, to render it into Danish. Among the Danes the book enjoyed
+a popularity as great, perhaps, as it has had at home. The
+circulation warranted Mr. Hansen and his publisher in bringing out
+several other novels of mine. The Danish translator was the only
+person concerned in the various foreign editions of this book who
+had the courtesy to ask the author's leave. Under the old
+conditions in regard to international copyright, an author came to
+be regarded as one not entitled even to common civilities in the
+matter of reprinting his works&mdash;he was to be plundered without
+politeness. As I look at the row of my books in the unfamiliar
+Danish, I am reminded of that New England mother who, on recovering
+her children carried away by the Canadian Indians, found it
+impossible to communicate with a daughter who spoke only French and
+a son who knew nothing but the speech of his savage captors. Mr.
+Hansen was thoughtful enough to send me the reviews of my books in
+the Danish newspapers; and he had the double kindness to translate
+these into English and to leave out all but those that were likely
+to be agreeable to my vanity. Of these I remember but a single
+sentence, and that because it was expressed with felicity. The
+reviewer said of the fun in "The Hoosier School-Master:" "This is
+humor laughing to keep from bursting into tears."</p>
+<p>A year or two before the appearance of "The Hoosier
+School-Master," a newspaper article of mine touching upon American
+dialect interested Mr. Lowell, and he urged me to "look for the
+foreign influence" that has affected the speech of the Ohio River
+country. My reverence for him as the master in such studies did not
+prevent me from feeling that the suggestion was a little absurd.
+But at a later period I became aware that North Irishmen used many
+of the pronunciations and idioms that distinctly characterized the
+language of old-fashioned people on the Ohio. Many Ulster men say
+"wair" for were and "air" for are, for example. Connecting this
+with the existence of a considerable element of Scotch-Irish names
+in the Ohio River region, I could not doubt that here was one of
+the keys the master had bidden me look for. While pursuing at a
+later period a series of investigations into the culture-history of
+the American people in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, I
+became much interested in the emigration to America from the north
+of Ireland, a movement that waxed and waned as the great
+Irish-linen industry of the last century declined or prospered. The
+first American home of these Irish was Pennsylvania. A portion of
+them were steady-going, psalm-singing, money-getting people, who in
+course of time made themselves felt in the commerce, politics, and
+intellectual life of the nation. There was also a dare-devil
+element, descended perhaps from those rude borderers who were
+deported to Ireland more for the sake of the peace of North Britain
+than for the benefit of Ireland. In this rougher class there was
+perhaps a larger dash of the Celtic fire that came from the wild
+Irish women whom the first Scotch settlers in Ulster made the
+mothers of their progeny. Arrived in the wilds of Pennsylvania,
+these Irishmen built rude cabins, planted little patches of corn
+and potatoes, and distilled a whiskey that was never suffered to
+grow mellow. The forest was congenial to men who spent much the
+larger part of their time in boisterous sport of one sort or
+another. The manufacture of the rifle was early brought to
+Lancaster, in Pennsylvania, direct from the land of its invention
+by Swiss emigrants, and in the adventurous Scotch-Irishman of the
+Pennsylvania frontier the rifle found its fellow. Irish settlers
+became hunters of wild beasts, explorers, pioneers, and warriors
+against the Indians, upon whom they avenged their wrongs with
+relentless ferocity. Both the Irish race and the intermingled
+Pennsylvania Dutch were prolific, and the up-country of
+Pennsylvania soon overflowed. Emigration was held in check to the
+westward for a while by the cruel massacres of the French and
+Indian wars, and one river of population poured itself southward
+into the fertile valleys of the Virginia mountain country; another
+and larger flood swept still farther to the south along the eastern
+borders of the Appalachian range until it reached the uplands of
+Carolina. When the militia of one county in South Carolina was
+mustered during the Revolution, it was found that every one of the
+thirty-five hundred men enrolled were natives of Pennsylvania.
+These were mainly sons of North Irishmen, and from the Carolina
+Irish sprang Calhoun, the most aggressive statesman that has
+appeared in America, and Jackson, the most brilliant military
+genius in the whole course of our history. Before the close of the
+Revolution this adventurous race had begun to break over the passes
+of the Alleghanies into the dark and bloody ground of Kentucky and
+Tennessee. Soon afterward a multitude of Pennsylvanians of all
+stocks&mdash;the Scotch-Irish and those Germans, Swiss, and
+Hollanders who are commonly classed together as the Pennsylvania
+Dutch, as well as a large number of people of English
+descent&mdash;began to migrate down the Ohio Valley. Along with
+them came professional men and people of more or less culture,
+chiefly from eastern Virginia and Maryland. There came also into
+Indiana and Illinois, from the border States and from as far south
+as North Carolina and Tennessee, a body of "poor whites." These
+semi-nomadic people, descendants of the colonial bond-servants,
+formed, in the second quarter of the nineteenth century, the lowest
+rank of Hoosiers. But as early as 1845 there was a considerable
+exodus of these to Missouri. From Pike County, in that State, they
+wended their way to California, to appear in Mr. Bret Harte's
+stories as "Pikes." The movement of this class out of Indiana went
+on with augmented volume in the fifties. The emigrants of this
+period mostly sought the States lying just west of the Mississippi,
+and the poorer sort made the trip in little one-horse wagons of the
+sorriest description, laden mainly with white-headed children and
+followed by the yellow curs that are the one luxury indispensable
+to a family of this class. To this migration and to a liberal
+provision for popular education Indiana owes a great improvement in
+the average intelligence of her people. As early as 1880, I
+believe, the State had come to rank with some of the New England
+States in the matter of literacy.</p>
+<p>The folk-speech of the Ohio River country has many features in
+common with that of the eastern Middle States, while it received
+but little from the dignified eighteenth-century English of eastern
+Virginia. There are distinct traces of the North-Irish in the
+idioms and in the peculiar pronunciations. One finds also here and
+there a word from the "Pennsylvania Dutch," such as "waumus" for a
+loose jacket, from the German <i>wamms</i>, a doublet, and
+"smearcase" for cottage cheese, from the German
+<i>schmierk&auml;se</i>. The only French word left by the old
+<i>voyageurs</i>, so far as I now remember, is "cordelle," to tow a
+boat by a rope carried along the shore.</p>
+<p>Substantially the same folk-speech exists wherever the
+Pennsylvania migration formed the main element of the primitive
+settlement. I have heard the same dialect in the South Carolina
+uplands that one gets from a Posey County Hoosier, or rather that
+one used to get in the old days before the vandal school-master had
+reduced the vulgar tongue to the monotonous propriety of what we
+call good English.</p>
+<p>In drawing some of the subordinate characters in this tale a
+little too baldly from the model, I fell into an error common to
+inexperienced writers. It is amusing to observe that these portrait
+characters seem the least substantial of all the figures in the
+book. Dr. Small is a rather unrealistic villain, but I knew him
+well and respected him in my boyish heart for a most exemplary
+Christian of good family at the very time that, according to
+testimony afterward given, he was diversifying his pursuits as a
+practising physician by leading a gang of burglars. More than one
+person has been pointed out as the original of Bud Means, and I
+believe there are one or two men each of whom flatters himself that
+he posed for the figure of the first disciple of the Church of the
+Best Licks. Bud is made up of elements found in some of his race,
+but not in any one man. Not dreaming that the story would reach
+beyond the small circulation of <i>Hearth and Home</i>, I used the
+names of people in Switzerland and Decatur counties, in Indiana,
+almost without being aware of it. I have heard that a young man
+bearing the surname given to one of the rudest families in this
+book had to suffer many gibes while a student at an Indiana
+college. I here do public penance for my culpable indiscretion.</p>
+<p>"Jeems Phillips," name and all, is a real person whom at the
+time of writing this story I had not seen since I was a lad of nine
+and he a man of nearly forty. He was a mere memory to me, and was
+put into the book with some slighting remarks which the real Jeems
+did not deserve. I did not know that he was living, and it did not
+seem likely that the story would have vitality enough to travel all
+the way to Indiana. But the portion referring to Phillips was
+transferred to the county paper circulating among Jeems' neighbors.
+For once the good-natured man was, as they say in Hoosier, "mad,"
+and he threatened to thrash the editor. "Do you think he means
+you?" demanded the editor. "To be sure he does," said the champion
+speller. "Can you spell?" "I can spell down any master that ever
+came to our district," he replied. As time passed on, Phillips
+found himself a lion. Strangers desired an introduction to him as a
+notability, and invited the champion to dissipate with them at the
+soda fountain in the village drug store. It became a matter of
+pride with him that he was the most famous speller in the world.
+Two years ago, while visiting the town of my nativity, I met upon
+the street the aged Jeems Phillips, whom I had not seen for more
+than forty years. I would go far to hear him "spell down" a
+complacent school-master once more.</p>
+<p>The publication of this book gave rise to an amusing revival of
+the spelling-school as a means of public entertainment, not in
+rustic regions alone, but in towns also. The furor extended to the
+great cities of New York and London, and reached at last to
+farthest Australia, spreading to every region in which English is
+spelled or spoken. But the effect of the chapter on the
+spelling-school was temporary and superficial; the only
+organization that came from the spelling-school mania, so far as I
+know, was an association of proof-readers in London to discuss
+mooted points. The sketch of the Church of the Best Licks, however,
+seems to have made a deep and enduring impression upon individuals
+and to have left some organized results. I myself endeavored to
+realize it, and for five years I was the pastor of a church in
+Brooklyn, organized on a basis almost as simple as that in the Flat
+Creek school-house. The name I rendered into respectable English,
+and the Church of the Best Licks became the Church of Christian
+Endeavor. It was highly successful in doing that which a church
+ought to do, and its methods of work have been widely copied. After
+my work as a minister had been definitely closed, the name and the
+underlying thought of this church were borrowed for a young
+people's society; and thus the little story of good endeavor in
+Indiana seems to have left a permanent mark on the ecclesiastical
+organization of the time.</p>
+<p>If any one, judging by the length of this preface, should
+conclude that I hold my little book in undue esteem, let him know
+that I owe it more than one grudge. It is said that Thomas
+Campbell, twenty years after the appearance of his best-known poem,
+was one day introduced as "the author of 'The Pleasures of Hope.'"
+"Confound 'The Pleasures of Hope,'" he protested; "can't I write
+anything else?" So, however much I may prefer my later work, more
+carefully wrought in respect of thought, structure, and style, this
+initial novel, the favorite of the larger public, has become
+inseparably associated with my name. Often I have mentally applied
+Campbell's imprecation on "The Pleasures of Hope" to this story. I
+could not write in this vein now if I would, and twenty-one years
+have made so many changes in me that I dare not make any but minor
+changes in this novel. The author of "The Hoosier School-Master" is
+distinctly not I; I am but his heir and executor; and since he is a
+more popular writer than I, why should I meddle with his work? I
+have, however, ventured to make some necessary revision of the
+diction, and have added notes, mostly with reference to the
+dialect.</p>
+<p>A second grudge against this story is that somehow its readers
+persist in believing it to be a bit of my own life. Americans are
+credulous believers in that miracle of the imagination whom no one
+has ever seen in the flesh&mdash;the self-made man. Some readers of
+"The Hoosier School-Master" have settled it for a certainty that
+the author sprang from the rustic class he has described. One lady
+even wrote to inquire whether my childhood were not represented in
+Shocky, the little lad out of the poor-house. A biographical sketch
+of me in Italian goes so far as to state that among the hard
+resorts by which I made a living in my early life was the teaching
+of a Sunday-school in Chicago.</p>
+<p>No one knows so well as I the faults of immaturity and
+inexperience that characterize this book. But perhaps after all the
+public is right in so often preferring an author's first book.
+There is what Emerson would have called a "central spontaneity"
+about the work of a young man that may give more delight to the
+reader than all the precision of thought and perfection of style
+for which we strive as life advances.</p>
+<p>JOSHUA'S ROCK ON LAKE GEORGE, 1892.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> Since writing
+the passage in the text, I have met with the following in <i>The
+Speaker</i>, of London: "Everybody knows that when an important
+work is published in history, philosophy, or any branch of science,
+the editor of a respectable paper employs an expert to review it; .
+. . indeed, the more abstruse the subject of the book, the more
+careful and intelligent you will find the review. . . . It is
+equally well known that works of fiction and books of verse are not
+treated with anything like the same care. . . . A good poem, play,
+or novel is at least as fine an achievement as a good history; yet
+the history gets the benefit of an expert's judgment and two
+columns of thoughtful pimse or censure, while the poem, play, or
+novel is treated to ten skittish lines by the hack who happens to
+be within nearest call when the book comes in."</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>PART OF THE PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION.</h2>
+<p>I may as well confess, what it would be affectation to conceal,
+that I am more than pleased with the generous reception accorded to
+this story as a serial in the columns of <i>Hearth and Home</i>. It
+has been in my mind since I was a Hoosier boy to do something
+toward describing life in the back-country districts of the Western
+States. It used to be a matter of no little jealousy with us, I
+remember, that the manners, customs, thoughts, and feelings of New
+England country people filled so large a place in books, while our
+life, not less interesting, not less romantic, and certainly not
+less filled with humorous and grotesque material, had no place in
+literature. It was as though we were shut out of good society. And,
+with the single exception of Alice Gary, perhaps, our Western
+writers did not dare speak of the West otherwise than as the unreal
+world to which Cooper's lively imagination had given birth.</p>
+<p>I had some anxiety lest Western readers should take offence at
+my selecting what must always seem an exceptional phase of life to
+those who have grown up in the more refined regions of the West.
+But nowhere has the School-master been received more kindly than in
+his own country and among his own people.</p>
+<p>Some of those who have spoken generous words of the
+School-master and his friends have suggested that the story is an
+autobiography. But it is not, save in the sense in which every work
+of art is an autobiography: in that it is the result of the
+experience and observation of the writer. Readers will therefore
+bear in mind that not Ralph nor Bud nor Brother Sodom nor Dr. Small
+represents the writer, nor do I appear, as Talleyrand said of
+Madame de Sta&euml;l, "disguised as a woman," in the person of
+Hannah or Mirandy. Some of the incidents have been drawn from life;
+none of them, I believe, from my own. I should like to be
+considered a member of the Church of the Best Licks, however.</p>
+<p>It has been in my mind to append some remarks, philological and
+otherwise, upon the dialect, but Professor Lowell's admirable and
+erudite preface to the Biglow Papers must be the despair of every
+one who aspires to write on Americanisms. To Mr. Lowell belongs the
+distinction of being the only one of our most eminent authors and
+the only one of our most eminent scholars who has given careful
+attention to American dialects. But while I have not ventured to
+discuss the provincialisms of the Indiana backwoods, I have been
+careful to preserve the true <i>usus loquendi</i> of each
+locution.</p>
+<p>BROOKLYN, December, 1871.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></td>
+<td align='right'>PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Private Lesson from a Bulldog</td>
+<td align='right'>37</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Spell Coming</td>
+<td align='right'>52</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Mirandy, Hank, and Shocky</td>
+<td align='right'>57</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Spelling Down the Master</td>
+<td align='right'>70</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Walk Home</td>
+<td align='right'>90</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Night at Pete Jones's</td>
+<td align='right'>97</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Ominous Remarks of Mr. Jones</td>
+<td align='right'>105</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Struggle in the Dark</td>
+<td align='right'>109</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Has God Forgotten Shocky?</td>
+<td align='right'>114</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Devil of Silence</td>
+<td align='right'>118</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Miss Martha Hawkins</td>
+<td align='right'>125</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Hardshell Preacher</td>
+<td align='right'>133</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Struggle for the Mastery</td>
+<td align='right'>143</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Crisis with Bud</td>
+<td align='right'>150</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Church of the Best Licks</td>
+<td align='right'>157</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Church Militant</td>
+<td align='right'>163</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Council of War</td>
+<td align='right'>169</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Odds and Ends</td>
+<td align='right'>175</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Face to Face</td>
+<td align='right'>180</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>God Remembers Shocky</td>
+<td align='right'>185</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Miss Nancy Sawyer</td>
+<td align='right'>192</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Pancakes</td>
+<td align='right'>195</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Charitable Institution</td>
+<td align='right'>203</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Good Samaritan</td>
+<td align='right'>212</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Bud Wooing</td>
+<td align='right'>215</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVI">CHAPTER XXVI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Letter and its Consequences</td>
+<td align='right'>220</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVII">CHAPTER XXVII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>A Loss and a Gain</td>
+<td align='right'>224</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVIII">CHAPTER
+XXVIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Flight</td>
+<td align='right'>228</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIX">CHAPTER XXIX.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Trial</td>
+<td align='right'>234</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXX">CHAPTER XXX.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>"Brother Sodom"</td>
+<td align='right'>249</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXI">CHAPTER XXXI.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>The Trial Concluded</td>
+<td align='right'>254</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXII">CHAPTER XXXII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>After the Battle</td>
+<td align='right'>269</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXIII">CHAPTER
+XXXIII.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>Into the Light</td>
+<td align='right'>274</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align='center'><a href="#CHAPTER_XXXIV">CHAPTER XXXIV.</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>"How it Came Out"</td>
+<td align='right'>278</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>The Hoosier School-Master.</h2>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I</h2>
+<h3>A PRIVATE LESSON FROM A BULLDOG.</h3>
+<p>"Want to be a school-master, do you? You? Well, what would
+<i>you</i> do in Flat Crick deestrick, <i>I'd</i> like to know?
+Why, the boys have driv off the last two, and licked the one afore
+them like blazes. You might teach a summer school, when nothin' but
+children come. But I 'low it takes a right smart <i>man</i> to be
+school-master in Flat Crick in the winter. They'd pitch you out of
+doors, sonny, neck and heels, afore Christmas."</p>
+<p>The young man, who had walked ten miles to get the school in
+this district, and who had been mentally reviewing his learning at
+every step he took, trembling lest the committee should find that
+he did not know enough, was not a little taken aback at this
+greeting from "old Jack Means," who was the first trustee that he
+lighted on. The impression made by these ominous remarks was
+emphasized by the glances which he received from Jack Means's two
+sons. The older one eyed him from the top of his brawny shoulders
+with that amiable look which a big dog turns on a little one before
+shaking him. Ralph Hartsook had never thought of being measured by
+the standard of muscle. This notion of beating education into young
+savages in spite of themselves dashed his ardor.</p>
+<p>He had walked right to where Jack Means was at work shaving
+shingles in his own front yard. While Mr. Means was making the
+speech which we have set down above, and punctuating it with
+expectorations, a large brindle bulldog had been sniffing at
+Ralph's heels, and a girl in a new linsey-woolsey dress, standing
+by the door, had nearly giggled her head off at the delightful
+prospect of seeing a new school-teacher eaten up by the ferocious
+brute.</p>
+<p>The disheartening words of the old man, the immense muscles of
+the young man who was to be his rebellious pupil, the jaws of the
+ugly bulldog, and the heartless giggle of the girl, gave Ralph a
+delightful sense of having precipitated himself into a den of wild
+beasts. Faint with weariness and discouragement, and shivering with
+fear, he sat down on a wheelbarrow.</p>
+<p>"You, Bull!" said the old man to the dog, which was showing more
+and more a disposition to make a meal of the incipient pedagogue,
+"you, Bull! git aout<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id=
+"FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class=
+"fnanchor">[2]</a>, you pup!" The dog walked sullenly off, but not
+until he had given Ralph a look full of promise of what he meant to
+do when he got a good chance. Ralph wished himself back in the
+village of Lewisburg, whence he had come.</p>
+<p>"You see," continued Mr. Means, spitting in a meditative sort of
+a way, "you see, we a'n't none of your saft sort in these diggings.
+It takes a <i>man</i> to boss this deestrick. Howsumdever, ef you
+think you kin trust your hide in Flat Crick school-house I ha'n't
+got no 'bjection. But ef you git licked, don't come on us. Flat
+Crick don't pay no 'nsurance, you bet! Any other trustees? Wal,
+yes. But as I pay the most taxes, t'others jist let me run the
+thing. You can begin right off a Monday. They a'n't been no other
+applications. You see, it takes grit to apply for this school. The
+last master had a black eye for a month. But, as I wuz sayin', you
+can jist roll up and wade in. I 'low you've got spunk, maybe, and
+that goes for a heap sight more'n sinnoo with boys. Walk in, and
+stay over Sunday with me. You'll hev' to board roun', and I guess
+you better begin here."</p>
+<p>Ralph did not go in, but sat out on the wheelbarrow, watching
+the old man shave shingles, while the boys split the blocks and
+chopped wood. Bull smelled of the new-comer again in an ugly way,
+and got a good kick from the older son for his pains. But out of
+one of his red eyes the dog warned the young school-master that
+<i>he</i> should yet suffer for all kicks received on his
+account.</p>
+<p>"Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven and yarth can't make him let
+go," said the older son to Ralph, by way of comfort.</p>
+<p>It was well for Ralph that he began to "board roun'" by stopping
+at Mr. Means's. Ralph felt that Flat Creek was what he needed. He
+had lived a bookish life; but here was his lesson in the art of
+managing people, for he who can manage the untamed and strapping
+youths of a winter school in Hoopole County has gone far toward
+learning one of the hardest of lessons. And in Ralph's time, things
+were worse than they are now. The older son of Mr. Means was called
+Bud Means. What his real name was, Ralph could not find out, for in
+many of these families the nickname of "Bud" given to the oldest
+boy, and that of "Sis," which is the birth-right of the oldest
+girl, completely bury the proper Christian name. Ralph saw his
+first strategic point, which was to capture Bud Means.</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-043.jpg"><img src="images/illus-043.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a></div>
+<p>After supper, the boys began to get ready for something. Bull
+stuck up his ears in a dignified way, and the three or four yellow
+curs who were Bull's satellites yelped delightedly and
+discordantly.</p>
+<p>"Bill," said Bud Means to his brother, "ax the master ef he'd
+like to hunt coons. I'd like to take the starch out uv the stuck-up
+feller."</p>
+<p>"'Nough said<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id=
+"FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class=
+"fnanchor">[3]</a>," was Bill's reply.</p>
+<p>"You durn't<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> do it," said Bud.</p>
+<p>"I don't take no sech a dare<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id=
+"FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class=
+"fnanchor">[5]</a>," returned Bill, and walked down to the gate, by
+which Ralph stood watching the stars come out, and half wishing he
+had never seen Flat Creek.</p>
+<p>"I say, mister," began Bill, "mister, they's a coon what's been
+a eatin' our chickens lately, and we're goin' to try to
+ketch<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> the varmint. You wouldn't
+like to take a coon hunt nor nothin', would you?"</p>
+<p>"Why, yes," said Ralph, "there's nothing I should like better,
+if I could only be sure Bull wouldn't mistake me for the coon."</p>
+<p>And so, as a matter of policy, Ralph dragged his tired legs
+eight or ten miles, on hill and in hollow, after Bud, and Bill, and
+Bull, and the coon. But the raccoon<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id=
+"FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a>
+climbed a tree. The boys got into a quarrel about whose business it
+was to have brought the axe, and who was to blame that the tree
+could not be felled. Now, if there was anything Ralph's muscles
+were good for, it was climbing. So, asking Bud to give him a start,
+he soon reached the limb above the one on which the raccoon was.
+Ralph did not know how ugly a customer a raccoon can be, and so got
+credit for more courage than he had. With much peril to his legs
+from the raccoon's teeth, he succeeded in shaking the poor creature
+off among the yelping brutes and yelling boys. Ralph could not help
+sympathizing with the hunted animal, which sold its life as dearly
+as possible, giving the dogs many a scratch and bite. It seemed to
+him that he was like the raccoon, precipitated into the midst of a
+party of dogs who would rejoice in worrying <i>his</i> life out, as
+Bull and his crowd were destroying the poor raccoon. When Bull at
+last seized the raccoon and put an end to it, Ralph could not but
+admire the decided way in which he did it, calling to mind Bud's
+comment, "Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven and yarth<a name=
+"FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class=
+"fnanchor">[8]</a> can't make him let go."</p>
+<p>But as they walked home, Bud carrying the raccoon by the tail,
+Ralph felt that his hunt had not been in vain. He fancied that even
+red-eyed Bull, walking uncomfortably close to his heels, respected
+him more since he had climbed that tree.</p>
+<p>"Purty peart kind of a master," remarked the old man to Bud,
+after Ralph had gone to bed. "Guess you better be a little easy on
+him. Hey?"</p>
+<p>But Bud deigned no reply. Perhaps because he knew that Ralph
+heard the conversation through the thin partition.</p>
+<p>Ralph woke delighted to find it raining. He did not want to hunt
+or fish on Sunday, and this steady rain would enable him to make
+friends with Bud. I do not know how he got started, but after
+breakfast he began to tell stories. Out of all the books he had
+ever read he told story after story. And "old man Means," and "old
+<i>Miss</i> Means," and Bud Means, and Bill Means, and Sis Means
+listened with great eyes while he told of Sinbad's adventures, of
+the Old Man of the Sea, of Robinson Crusoe, of Captain Gulliver's
+experiences in Liliput, and of Baron Munchausen's exploits.</p>
+<p>Ralph had caught his fish. The hungry minds of these backwoods
+people were refreshed with the new life that came to their
+imaginations in these stories. For there was but one book in the
+Means library, and that, a well-thumbed copy of "Captain Riley's
+Narrative," had long since lost all freshness.</p>
+<p>"I'll be dog-on'd<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id=
+"FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class=
+"fnanchor">[9]</a>," said Bill, emphatically, "ef I hadn't 'ruther
+hear the master tell them whoppin' yarns than to go to a circus the
+best day I ever seed!" Bill could pay no higher compliment.</p>
+<p>What Ralph wanted was to make a friend of Bud. It's a nice thing
+to have the seventy-four-gun ship on your own side, and the more
+Hartsook admired the knotted muscles of Bud Means the more he
+desired to attach him to himself. So, whenever he struck out a
+peculiarly brilliant passage, he anxiously watched Bud's eye. But
+the young Philistine kept his own counsel. He listened, but said
+nothing, and the eyes under his shaggy brows gave no sign. Ralph
+could not tell whether those eyes were deep and inscrutable or only
+stolid. Perhaps a little of both. When Monday morning came, Ralph
+was nervous. He walked to school with Bud.</p>
+<p>"I guess you're a little skeered by what the old man said, a'n't
+you?"</p>
+<p>Ralph was about to deny it, but on reflection concluded that it
+was best to speak the truth. He said that Mr. Means's description
+of the school had made him feel a little down-hearted.</p>
+<p>"What will you do with the tough boys? You a'n't no match for
+'em." And Ralph felt Bud's eyes not only measuring his muscles, but
+scrutinizing his countenance. He only answered:</p>
+<p>"I don't know."</p>
+<p>"What would you do with me, for instance?" and Bud stretched
+himself up as if to shake out the reserve power coiled up in his
+great muscles.</p>
+<p>"I sha'n't have any trouble with you."</p>
+<p>"Why, I'm the wust chap of all. I thrashed the last master,
+myself."</p>
+<p>And again the eyes of Bud Means looked out sharply from his
+shadowing brows to see the effect of this speech on the slender
+young man.</p>
+<p>"You won't thrash me, though," said Ralph.</p>
+<p>"Pshaw! I 'low I could whip you in an inch of your life with my
+left hand, and never half try," said young Means, with a
+threatening sneer.</p>
+<p>"I know that as well as you do."</p>
+<p>"Well, a'n't you afraid of me, then?" and again he looked
+sidewise at Ralph.</p>
+<p>"Not a bit," said Ralph, wondering at his own courage.</p>
+<p>They walked on in silence a minute. Bud was turning the matter
+over.</p>
+<p>"Why a'n't you afraid of me?" he said presently.</p>
+<p>"Because you and I are going to be friends."</p>
+<p>"And what about t'others?"</p>
+<p>"I am not afraid of all the other boys put together."</p>
+<p>"You a'n't! The mischief! How's that?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I'm not afraid of them because you and I are going to be
+friends, and you can whip all of them together. You'll do the
+fighting and I'll do the teaching."</p>
+<p>The diplomatic Bud only chuckled a little at this; whether he
+assented to the alliance or not Ralph could not tell.</p>
+<p>When Ralph looked round on the faces of the scholars&mdash;the
+little faces full of mischief and curiosity, the big faces full of
+an expression which was not further removed than second-cousin from
+contempt&mdash;when when young Hartsook looked into these faces,
+his heart palpitated with stage-fright. There is no audience so
+hard to face as one of school-children, as many a man has found to
+his cost. Perhaps it is that no conventional restraint can keep
+down their laughter when you do or say anything ridiculous.</p>
+<p>Hartsook's first day was hurried and unsatisfactory. He was not
+of himself, and consequently not master of anybody else. When
+evening came, there were symptoms of insubordination through the
+whole school. Poor Ralph was sick at heart. He felt that if there
+had ever been the shadow of an alliance between himself and Bud, it
+was all "off" now. It seemed to Hartsook that even Bull had lost
+his respect for the teacher. Half that night the young man lay
+awake. At last comfort came to him. A reminiscence of the death of
+the raccoon flashed on him like a vision. He remembered that quiet
+and annihilating bite which Bull gave. He remembered Bud's
+certificate, that "Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven and yarth
+can't make him let go." He thought that what Flat Creek needed was
+a bulldog. He would be a bulldog, quiet, but invincible. He would
+take hold in such a way that nothing should make him let go. And
+then he went to sleep.</p>
+<p>In the morning Ralph got out of bed slowly. He put his clothes
+on slowly. He pulled on his boots in a bulldog mood. He tried to
+move as he thought Bull would move if he were a man. He ate with
+deliberation, and looked everybody in the eyes with a manner that
+made Bud watch him curiously. He found himself continually
+comparing himself with Bull. He found Bull possessing a strange
+fascination for him. He walked to school alone, the rest having
+gone on before. He entered the school-room preserving a cool and
+dogged manner. He saw in the eyes of the boys that there was
+mischief brewing. He did not dare sit down in his chair for fear of
+a pin. Everybody looked solemn. Ralph lifted the lid of his desk.
+"Bow-wow! wow-wow!" It was the voice of an imprisoned puppy, and
+the school giggled and then roared. Then everything was quiet.</p>
+<p>The scholars expected an outburst of wrath from the teacher. For
+they had come to regard the whole world as divided into two
+classes, the teacher on the one side representing lawful authority,
+and the pupils on the other in a state of chronic rebellion. To
+play a trick on the master was an evidence of spirit; to "lick" the
+master was to be the crowned hero of Flat Creek district. Such a
+hero was Bud Means; and Bill, who had less muscle, saw a chance to
+distinguish himself on a teacher of slender frame. Hence the puppy
+in the desk.</p>
+<p>Ralph Hartsook grew red in the face when he saw the puppy. But
+the cool, repressed, bulldog mood in which he had kept himself
+saved him. He lifted the dog into his arms and stroked him until
+the laughter subsided. Then, in a solemn and set way, he began:</p>
+<p>"I am sorry," and he looked round the room with a steady, hard
+eye&mdash;everybody felt that there was a conflict coming&mdash;"I
+am sorry that any scholar in this school could be so
+mean"&mdash;the word was uttered with a sharp emphasis, and all the
+big boys felt sure that there would be a fight with Bill Means, and
+perhaps with Bud&mdash;"could be so <i>mean</i>&mdash;as
+to&mdash;shut up his <i>brother</i> in such a place as that!"</p>
+<p>There was a long, derisive laugh. The wit was indifferent, but
+by one stroke Ralph had carried the whole school to his side. By
+the significant glances of the boys, Hartsook detected the
+perpetrator of the joke, and with the hard and dogged look in his
+eyes, with just such a look as Bull would give a puppy, but with
+the utmost suavity in his voice, he said:</p>
+<p>"William Means, will you be so good as to put this dog out of
+doors?"</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> <i>Aout</i> is
+not the common form of <i>out</i>, as it is in certain rustic New
+England regions. The vowel is here drawn in this way for imperative
+emphasis, and it occurs as a consequence of drawling speech.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> "<i>'Nough
+said</i>" is more than enough said for the French translator, who
+takes it apparently for a sort of barbarous negative and renders
+it, "I don't like to speak to him." I need hardly explain to any
+American reader that <i>enough said</i> implies the ending of all
+discussion by the acceptance of the proposition or challenge.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> <i>Durn't,
+daren't, dasent, dursent</i>, and <i>don't dast</i> are forms of
+this variable negative heard in the folk-speech of various parts of
+the country. The tenses of this verb seem to have got hopelessly
+mixed long ago, even in literary use, and the speech of the people
+reflects the historic confusion.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> <i>To take a
+dare</i> is an expression used in senses diametrically opposed. Its
+common sense is that of the text. The man who refuses to accept a
+challenge is said to take a dare, and there is some implication of
+cowardice in the imputation. On the other hand, one who accepts a
+challenge is said also to take the dare.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Most bad English
+was once good English. <i>Ketch</i> was used by writers of the
+sixteenth and seventeenth centuries for <i>catch</i>. A New
+Hampshire magistrate in the seventeenth century spells it
+<i>caitch</i>, and probably pronounced it in that way.
+<i>Ketch</i>, a boat, was sometimes spelled <i>catch</i> by the
+first American colonists, and the far-fetched derivation of the
+word from the Turkish may be one of the fancies of
+etymologists.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> The derivation
+of <i>raccoon</i> from the French <i>raton</i>, to which Mr. Skeat
+gives currency, still holds its place in some of our standard
+dictionaries. If American lexicographers would only read the
+literature of American settlement they would know that Mr. Skeat's
+citation of a translation of Buffon is nearly two centuries too
+late. As early as 1612 Captain John Smith gives <i>aroughcune</i>
+as the aboriginal Virginia word, and more than one New England
+writer used <i>rackoon</i> a few years later.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> This prefixed
+<i>y</i> is a mark of a very illiterate or antique form of the
+dialect. I have known <i>piece yarthen</i> used for "a piece of
+earthen" [ware], the preposition getting lost in the sound of the
+<i>y</i>. I leave it to etymologists to determine its relation to
+that ancient prefix that differentiates <i>earn</i> in one sense
+from <i>yearn</i>. But the article before a vowel may account for
+it if we consider it a corruption. "The earth" pronounced in a
+drawling way will produce <i>the yearth</i>. In the New York
+Documents is a letter from one Barnard Hodges, a settler in
+Delaware in the days of Governor Andros, whose spelling indicates a
+free use of the parasitic <i>y</i>. He writes "yunless," "yeunder"
+(under), "yunderstanding," "yeundertake," and "yeouffeis"
+(office).</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> Like many of the
+ear-marks of this dialect, the verb "dog-on" came from Scotland,
+presumably by the way of the north of Ireland. A correspondent of
+<i>The Nation</i> calls attention to the use of "dagon" as Scotch
+dialect in Barrie's "Little Minister," a recent book. On examining
+that story, I find that the word has precisely the sense of our
+Hoosier "dog-on," which is to be pronounced broadly as a Hoosier
+pronounces dog&mdash;"daug-on." If Mr. Barrie gives his <i>a</i>
+the broad sound, his "dagon" is nearly identical with "dog-on."
+Here are some detached sentences from "The Little Minister:"</p>
+<p>"Beattie spoke for more than himself when he said: 'Dagon that
+Manse! I never gie a swear but there it is glowering at me.'"</p>
+<p>"'Dagon religion,' Rob retorted fiercely; 't spoils a'
+thing.'"</p>
+<p>"There was some angry muttering from the crowd, and young
+Charles Yuill exclaimed, 'Dagon you, would you lord it ower us on
+week-days as well as on Sabbaths?'"</p>
+<p>"'Have you on your Sabbath shoon or have you no on your Sabbath
+shoon?' 'Guid care you took I should ha'e the dagont things on!'
+retorted the farmer."</p>
+<p>It will be seen that "dagont," as used above, is the Scotch form
+of "dog-oned." But Mr. Barrie uses the same form apparently for
+"dog-on it" in the following passage:</p>
+<p>"Ay, there was Ruth when she was na wanted, but Ezra, dagont, it
+looked as if Ezra had jumped clean out o' the Bible!"</p>
+<p>Strangely enough, this word as a verb is not to be found in
+Jamieson's dictionary of the Scottish dialect, but Jamieson gives
+"dugon" as a noun. It is given in the supplement to Jamieson,
+however, as "dogon," but still as a noun, with an ancient plural
+<i>dogonis</i>. It is explained as "a term of contempt." The
+example cited by Jamieson is Hogg's "Winter Tales," I. 292, and is
+as follows:</p>
+<p>"What wad my father say if I were to marry a man that loot
+himsel' be thrashed by Tommy Potts, a great supple wi' a back nae
+stiffer than a willy brand? . . . When one comes to close quarters
+wi' him he's but a dugon."</p>
+<p>Halliwell and Wright give <i>dogon</i> as a noun, and mark it
+Anglo-Norman, but they apparently know it only from Jamieson and
+the supplement to Jamieson, where <i>dogguin</i> is cited from
+Cotgrave as meaning "a filthie old curre," and <i>doguin</i> from
+Roquefort, defined by "brutal, currish" [hargneux]. A word with the
+same orthography, <i>doguin</i>, is still used in French for puppy.
+It is of course a question whether the noun <i>dogon</i> and its
+French antecedents are connected with the American verb
+<i>dog-on</i>. It is easy to conceive that such an epithet as
+<i>dogon</i> might get itself mixed up with the word dog, and so
+become an imprecation. For instance, a servant in the family of a
+friend of mine in Indiana, wishing to resign her place before the
+return of some daughters of the house whom she had never seen,
+announced that she was going to leave "before them dog-on girls got
+home." Here the word might have been the old epithet, or an
+abbreviated participle. <i>Dogged</i> is apparently a corruption of
+dog-on in the phrase "I'll be dogged." I prefer <i>dog-on</i> to
+<i>dogone</i>, because in the dialect the sense of setting a dog on
+is frequently present to the speaker, though far enough away from
+the primitive sense of the word; perhaps.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II.</h2>
+<h3>A SPELL COMING.</h3>
+<p>There was a moment of utter stillness; but the magnetism of
+Ralph's eye was too much for Bill Means. The request was so polite,
+the master's look was so innocent and yet so determined. Bill often
+wondered afterward that he had not "fit" rather than obeyed the
+request. But somehow he put the dog out. He was partly surprised,
+partly inveighed, partly awed into doing just what he had not
+intended to do. In the week that followed, Bill had to fight half a
+dozen boys for calling him "Puppy Means." Bill said he wished he'd
+licked the master on the spot. 'Twould 'a' saved five fights out of
+the six.</p>
+<p>And all that day and the next, the bulldog in the master's eye
+was a terror to evil-doers. At the close of school on the second
+day Bud was heard to give it as his opinion that "the master
+wouldn't be much in a tussle, but he had a heap of thunder and
+lightning in him."</p>
+<p>Did he inflict corporal punishment? inquires some philanthropic
+friend. Would you inflict corporal punishment if you were
+tiger-trainer in Van Amburgh's happy family? But poor Ralph could
+never satisfy his constituency in this regard.</p>
+<p>"Don't believe he'll do," was Mr. Pete Jones's comment to Mr.
+Means. "Don't thrash enough. Boys won't l'arn 'less you thrash 'em,
+says I. Leastways, mine won't. Lay it on good is what I says to a
+master. Lay it on good. Don't do no harm. Lickin' and l'arnin' goes
+together. No lickin', no l'arnin', says I. Lickin' and l'arnin,'
+lickin' and larnin', is the good ole way."</p>
+<p>And Mr. Jones, like some wiser people, was the more pleased with
+his formula that it had an alliterative sound. Nevertheless, Ralph
+was master from this time until the spelling-school came. If only
+it had not been for that spelling-school! Many and many a time
+after the night of the fatal spelling-school Ralph used to say, "If
+only it had not been for that spelling-school!"</p>
+<p>There had to be a spelling-school. Not only for the sake of my
+story, which would not have been worth the telling if the
+spelling-school had not taken place, but because Flat Creek
+district had to have a spelling-school. It is the only public
+literary exercise known in Hoopole County. It takes the place of
+lyceum lecture and debating club. Sis Means, or, as she wished now
+to be called, Mirandy Means, expressed herself most positively in
+favor of it. She said that she 'lowed the folks in that district
+couldn't in no wise do without it. But it was rather to its social
+than to its intellectual benefits that she referred. For all the
+spelling-schools ever seen could not enable her to stand anywhere
+but at the foot of the class. There is one branch diligently taught
+in a backwoods school. The public mind seems impressed with the
+difficulties of English orthography, and there is a solemn
+conviction that the chief end of man is to learn to spell. "'Know
+Webster's Elementary' came down from Heaven," would be the
+backwoods version of the 'Greek saying but that, unfortunately for
+the Greeks, their fame has not reached so far. It often happens
+that the pupil does not know the meaning of a single word in the
+lesson. This is of no consequence. What do you want to know the
+meaning of a word for? Words were made to be spelled, and men were
+probably created that they might spell them. Hence the necessity
+for sending a pupil through the spelling-book five times before you
+allow him to begin to read, or indeed to do anything else. Hence
+the necessity for those long spelling-classes at the close of each
+forenoon and afternoon session of the school, to stand at the head
+of which is the cherished ambition of every scholar. Hence, too,
+the necessity for devoting the whole of the afternoon session of
+each Friday to a "spelling-match." In fact, spelling is the
+"national game" in Hoopole County. Baseball and croquet matches are
+as unknown as Olympian chariot-races. Spelling and shucking<a name=
+"FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10"
+class="fnanchor">[10]</a> are the only public competitions.</p>
+<p>So the fatal spelling-school had to be appointed for the
+Wednesday of the second week of the session, just when Ralph felt
+himself master of the situation. Not that he was without his
+annoyances. One of Ralph's troubles in the week before the
+spelling-school was that he was loved. The other that he was hated.
+And while the time between the appointing of the spelling
+tournament and the actual occurrence of that remarkable event is
+engaged in elapsing, let me narrate two incidents that made it for
+Ralph a trying time.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> In naming the
+several parts of the Indian corn and the dishes made from it, the
+English language was put to many shifts. Such words as
+<i>tassel</i> and <i>silk</i> were poetically applied to the
+blossoms; <i>stalk</i>, <i>blade</i>, and <i>ear</i> were borrowed
+from other sorts of corn, and the Indian tongues were forced to pay
+tribute to name the dishes borrowed from the savages. From them we
+have <i>hominy</i>, <i>pone</i>, <i>supawn</i>, and
+<i>succotash</i>. For other nouns words were borrowed from English
+provincial dialects. <i>Shuck</i> is one of these. On the northern
+belt, shucks are the outer covering of nuts; in the middle and
+southern regions the word is applied to what in New England is
+called the husks of the corn. <i>Shuck</i>, however, is much more
+widely used than <i>husk</i> in colloquial speech&mdash;the farmers
+in more than half of the United States are hardly acquainted with
+the word <i>husk</i> as applied to the envelope of the ear.
+<i>Husk</i>, in the Middle States, and in some parts of the South
+and West, means the bran of the cornmeal, as notably in Davy
+Crockett's verse:</p>
+<div><span style="margin-left: 2em;">"She sifted the meal, she
+gimme the hus';</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">She baked the bread, she gimme
+the crus';</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">She b'iled the meat, she gimme
+the bone;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">She gimme a kick and sent me
+home."</span></div>
+<p>In parts of Virginia, before the war, the word <i>husk</i> or
+<i>hus'</i> meant the cob or spike of the corn. "I smack you over
+wid a cawn-hus'" is a threat I have often heard one negro boy make
+to another. <i>Cob</i> is provincial English for ear, and I have
+known "a cob of corn" used in Canada for an ear of Indian corn.
+While writing this note "a cob of Indian corn "&mdash;meaning an
+ear&mdash;appears in the report of an address by a distinguished
+man at a recent meeting of the Royal Geographical Society. A lady
+tells me that she met, in the book of an English traveller, the
+remarkable statement that "the Americans are very fond of the young
+grain called cob." These Indian-corn words have reached an accepted
+meaning after a competition. To <i>shell</i> corn, among the
+earliest settlers of Virginia, meant to take it out of the
+envelope, which was presumably called the shell. The analogy is
+with the shelling of pulse.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III.</h2>
+<h3>MIRANDY, HANK, AND SHOCKY.</h3>
+<p>Mirandy had nothing but contempt for the new master until he
+developed the bulldog in his character. Mirandy fell in love with
+the bulldog. Like many other girls of her class, she was greatly
+enamored with the "subjection of women," and she stood ready to
+fall in love with any man strong enough to be her master. Much has
+been said of the strong-minded woman. I offer this psychological
+remark as a contribution to the natural history of the weak-minded
+woman.</p>
+<p>It was at the close of that very second day on which Ralph had
+achieved his first victory over the school, and in which Mirandy
+had been seized with her desperate passion for him, that she told
+him about it. Not in words. We do not allow <i>that</i> in the most
+civilized countries, and still less would it be tolerated in
+Hoopole County. But Mirandy told the master the fact that she was
+in love with him, though no word passed her lips. She walked by him
+from school. She cast at him what are commonly called sheep's-eyes.
+Ralph thought them more like calf's eyes. She changed the whole
+tone of her voice. She whined ordinarily. Now she whimpered. And so
+by ogling him, by blushing at him, by tittering at him, by giggling
+at him, by snickering at him, by simpering at him, by making
+herself tenfold more a fool even than nature had made her, she
+managed to convey to the dismayed soul of the young teacher the
+frightful intelligence that he was loved by the richest, the
+ugliest, the silliest, the coarsest, and the most entirely
+contemptible girl in Flat Creek district.</p>
+<p>Ralph sat by the fire the next morning trying to read a few
+minutes before school-time, while the boys were doing the chores
+and the bound girl was milking the cows, with no one in the room
+but the old woman. She was generally as silent as Bud, but now she
+seemed for some unaccountable reason disposed to talk. She had sat
+down on the broad hearth to have her usual morning smoke; the
+poplar table, adorned by no cloth, stood in the middle of the
+floor; the unwashed blue teacups sat in the unwashed blue saucers;
+the unwashed blue plates kept company with the begrimed blue
+pitcher. The dirty skillets by the fire were kept in countenance by
+the dirtier pots, and the ashes were drifted and strewn over the
+hearth-stones in a most picturesque way.</p>
+<p>"You see," said the old woman, knocking the residuum from her
+cob pipe, and chafing some dry leaf between her withered hands
+preparatory to filling it again, "you see, Mr. Hartsook, my ole
+man's purty well along in the world. He's got a right smart lot of
+this world's plunder<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id=
+"FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class=
+"fnanchor">[11]</a>, one way and another." And while she stuffed
+the tobacco into her pipe Ralph wondered why she should mention it
+to him. "You see, we moved in here nigh upon twenty-five years ago.
+'Twas when my Jack, him as died afore Bud was born, was a baby.
+Bud'll be twenty-one the fif' of next June."</p>
+<p>Here Mrs. Means stopped to rake a live coal out of the fire with
+her skinny finger, and then to carry it in her skinny palm to the
+bowl&mdash;or to the <i>hole</i>&mdash;of her cob pipe. When she
+got the smoke a-going, she proceeded:</p>
+<p>"You see, this yere bottom land was all Congress land<a name=
+"FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12"
+class="fnanchor">[12]</a> in them there days, and it sold for a
+dollar and a quarter, and I says to my ole man, 'Jack,' says I,
+'Jack, do you git a plenty while you're a-gittin'. Git a plenty
+while you're a-gittin',' says I, 'fer 'twon't never be no cheaper'n
+'tis now,' and it ha'n't been; I knowed 'twouldn't," and Mrs. Means
+took the pipe from her mouth to indulge in a good chuckle at the
+thought of her financial shrewdness. "'Git a plenty while you're
+a-gittin' says I. I could see, you know, they was a powerful sight
+of money in Congress land. That's what made me say, 'Git a plenty
+while you're a-gittin'.' And Jack, he's wuth lots and gobs of
+money, all made out of Congress land. Jack didn't git rich by hard
+work. Bless you, no! Not him. That a'n't his way. Hard work a'n't,
+you know. 'Twas that air six hundred dollars he got along of me,
+all salted down into Flat Crick bottoms at a dollar and a quarter
+a' acre, and 'twas my sayin' 'Git a plenty while you're a gittin''
+as done it." And here the old ogre laughed, or grinned horribly, at
+Ralph, showing her few straggling, discolored teeth.</p>
+<p>Then she got up and knocked the ashes out of her pipe, and laid
+the pipe away and walked round In front of Ralph. After adjusting
+the chunks<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a> so that the fire would
+burn, she turned her yellow face toward Ralph, and scanning him
+closely came out with the climax of her speech in the remark: "You
+see as how, Mr. Hartsook, the man what gits my Mirandy'll do well.
+Flat Crick land's wuth nigt upon a hundred a' acre."</p>
+<p>This gentle hint came near knocking Ralph down. Had Flat Creek
+land been worth a hundred times a hundred dollars an acre, and had
+he owned five hundred times Means's five hundred acres, he would
+have given it all just at that moment to have annihilated the whole
+tribe of Meanses. Except Bud. Bud was a giant, but a good-natured
+one. He thought he would except Bud from the general destruction.
+As for the rest, he mentally pictured to himself the pleasure of
+attending their funerals. There was one thought, however, between
+him and despair. He felt confident that the cordiality, the
+intensity, and the persistency of his dislike of Sis Means were
+such that he should never inherit a foot of the Flat Creek
+bottoms.</p>
+<p>But what about Bud? What if he joined the conspiracy to marry
+him to this weak-eyed, weak-headed wood-nymph, or backwoods
+nymph?</p>
+<p>If Ralph felt it a misfortune to be loved by Mirandy Means, he
+found himself almost equally unfortunate in having incurred the
+hatred of the meanest boy in school. "Hank" Banta, low-browed,
+smirky, and crafty, was the first sufferer by Ralph's determination
+to use corporal punishment, and so Henry Banta, who was a compound
+of deceit and resentment, never lost an opportunity to annoy the
+young school-master, who was obliged to live perpetually on his
+guard against his tricks.</p>
+<p>One morning, as Ralph walked toward the school-house, he met
+little Shocky. What the boy's first name or last name was the
+teacher did not know. He had given his name as Shocky, and all the
+teacher knew was that he was commonly called Shocky, that he was an
+orphan, that he lived with a family named Pearson over in Rocky
+Hollow, and that he was the most faithful and affectionate child in
+the school. On this morning that I speak of, Ralph had walked
+toward the school early to avoid the company of Mirandy. But not
+caring to sustain his dignity longer than was necessary, he
+loitered along the road, admiring the trunks of the maples, and
+picking up a beech-nut now and then. Just as he was about to go on
+toward the school, he caught sight of little Shocky running swiftly
+toward him, but looking from side to side, as if afraid of being
+seen.</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-067.jpg"><img src="images/illus-067.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>BETSY SHORT</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>"Well, Shocky, what is it?" and Ralph put his hand kindly on the
+great bushy head of white hair from which came Shocky's nickname.
+Shocky had to pant a minute.</p>
+<p>"Why, Mr. Hartsook," he gasped, scratching his head, "they's a
+pond down under the school-house," and here Shocky's breath gave
+out entirely for a minute.</p>
+<p>"Yes, Shocky, I know that. What about it? The trustees haven't
+come to fill it up, have they?"</p>
+<p>"Oh! no, sir; but Hank Banta, you know&mdash;" and Shocky took
+another breathing spell, standing as dose to Ralph as he could, for
+poor Shocky got all his sunshine from the master's presence.</p>
+<p>"Has Henry fallen in and got a ducking, Shocky?"</p>
+<p>"Oh! no, sir; he wants to git you in, you see."</p>
+<p>"Well, I won't go in, though, Shocky."</p>
+<p>"But, you see, he's been and gone and pulled back the board that
+you have to step on to git ahind your desk; he's been and gone and
+pulled back the board so as you can't help a-tippin' it up, and
+a-sowsin' right in ef you step there."</p>
+<p>"And so you came to tell me." There was a huskiness in Ralph's
+voice. He had, then, one friend in Flat Creek district&mdash;poor
+little Shocky. He put his arm around Shocky just a moment, and then
+told him to hasten across to the other road, so as to come back to
+the school-house in a direction at right angles to the master's
+approach. But the caution was not needed. Shocky had taken care to
+leave in that way, and was altogether too cunning to be seen coming
+down the road with Mr. Hartsook. But after he got over the fence to
+go through the "sugar camp" (or sugar <i>orchard</i>, as they say
+at the East), he stopped and turned back once or twice, just to
+catch one more smile from Ralph. And then he hied away through the
+tall trees, a very happy boy, kicking and ploughing the brown
+leaves before him in his perfect delight, saying over and over
+again: "How he looked at me! how he did look!" And when Ralph came
+up to the school-house door, there was Shocky sauntering along from
+the other direction, throwing bits of limestone at fence rails, and
+smiling still clear down to his shoes at thought of the master's
+kind words.</p>
+<p>"What a quare boy Shocky is!" remarked Betsey Short, with a
+giggle. "He just likes to wander round alone. I see him a-comin'
+out of the sugar camp just now. He's been in there half an hour."
+And Betsey giggled again; for Betsey Short could giggle on slighter
+provocation than any other girl on Flat Creek.</p>
+<p>When Ralph Hartsook, with the quiet, dogged tread that he was
+cultivating, walked into the school-room, he took great care not to
+seem to see the trap set for him; but he carelessly stepped over
+the board that had been so nicely adjusted. The boys who were
+Hank's confidants in the plot were very busy over their slates, and
+took pains not to show their disappointment.</p>
+<p>The morning session wore on without incident. Ralph several
+times caught two people looking at him. One was Mirandy. Her weak
+and watery eyes stole loving glances over the top of her
+spelling-book, which she would not study. Her looks made Ralph's
+spirits sink to forty below zero, and congeal.</p>
+<p>But on one of the backless little benches that sat in the middle
+of the school-room was little Shocky, who also cast many love
+glances at the young master; glances as grateful to his heart as
+Mirandy's ogling&mdash;he was tempted to call it ogring&mdash;was
+hateful.</p>
+<p>"Look at Shocky," giggled Betsey Short, behind her slate. "He
+looks as if he was a-goin' to eat the master up, body and
+soul."</p>
+<p>And so the forenoon wore on as usual, and those who laid the
+trap had forgotten it, themselves. The morning session was drawing
+to a close. The fire in the great old fire-place had burnt low. The
+flames, which seemed to Shocky to be angels, had disappeared, and
+now the bright coals, which had played the part of men and women
+and houses in Shocky's fancy, had taken on a white and downy
+covering of ashes, and the great half-burnt back-log lay there
+smouldering like a giant asleep in a snow-drift. Shocky longed to
+wake him up.</p>
+<p>As for Henry Banta, he was too much bothered to get the answer
+to a "sum" he was doing, to remember anything about his trap. In
+fact, he had quite forgotten that half an hour ago in the
+all-absorbing employment of drawing ugly pictures on his slate and
+coaxing Betsey Short to giggle by showing them slyly across the
+school-room. Once or twice Ralph had been attracted to Betsey's
+extraordinary fits of giggling, and had come so near to catching
+Hank that the boy thought it best not to run any further risk of
+the beech switches, four or five feet long, laid up behind the
+master in sight of the school as a prophylactic. Hence his
+application just now to his "sum" in long division, and hence his
+puzzled look, for, idler that he was, his "sums" did not solve
+themselves easily. As usual in such cases, he came up in front of
+the master's desk to have the difficulty explained. He had to wait
+a minute until Ralph got through with showing Betsey Short, who had
+been seized with a studying fit, and who could hardly give any
+attention to the teacher's explanations, she did want to giggle so
+much! Not at anything in particular, but just at things in
+general.</p>
+<p>While Ralph was "doing" Betsey's "sum" for her, he was solving a
+much more difficult question. A plan had flashed upon him, but the
+punishment seemed a severe one. He gave it up once or twice, but he
+remembered how turbulent the Flat Creek elements were; and had he
+not inly resolved to be as unrelenting as a bulldog? He fortified
+himself by recalling again the oft-remembered remark of Bud, "Ef
+Bull wunst takes a holt, heaven and yarth can't make him let go."
+And so he resolved to give Hank and the whole school one good
+lesson.</p>
+<p>"Just step round behind me, Henry, and you can see how I do
+this," said Ralph.</p>
+<p>Hank was entirely off his guard, and, with his eyes fixed upon
+the slate on the teacher's desk, he sidled round upon the broad
+loose board misplaced by his own hand, and in an instant the other
+end of the board rose up in the middle of the school-room, almost
+striking Shocky in the face, while Henry Banta went down into the
+ice-cold water beneath the school-house.</p>
+<p>"Why, Henry!" cried Ralph, jumping to his feet with well-feigned
+surprise. "How <i>did</i> this happen?" him by the fire.</p>
+<p>Betsey Short giggled.</p>
+<p>Shocky was so tickled that he could hardly keep his seat.</p>
+<p>The boys who were in the plot looked very serious indeed.</p>
+<p>Ralph made some remarks by way of improving the occasion. He
+spoke strongly of the utter meanness of the one who could play so
+heartless a trick on a schoolmate. He said that it was as much
+thieving to get your fun at the expense of another as to steal his
+money. And while he talked, all eyes were turned on Hank&mdash;all
+except the eyes of Mirandy Means. They looked simperingly at Ralph.
+All the rest looked at Hank. The fire had made his face very red.
+Shocky noticed that. Betsey Short noticed it, and giggled. The
+master wound up with an appropriate quotation from Scripture. He
+said that the person who displaced that board had better not be
+encouraged by the success&mdash;he said <i>success</i> with a
+curious emphasis&mdash;of the present experiment to attempt another
+trick of the kind. For it was set down in the Bible that if a man
+dug a pit for the feet of another he would be very likely to fall
+in it himself. Which made all the pupils look solemn, except Betsey
+Short, who giggled. And Shocky wanted to. And Mirandy cast an
+expiring look at Ralph. And if the teacher was not love-sick, he
+certainly was sick of Mirandy's love.</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-075.jpg"><img src="images/illus-075.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>HANK BANTA'S IMPROVED PLUNGE BATH</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>When school was "let out," Ralph gave Hank every caution that he
+could about taking cold, and even lent him his overcoat, very much
+against Hank's will. For Hank had obstinately refused to go home
+before the school was dismissed.</p>
+<p>Then the master walked out in a quiet and subdued way to spend
+the noon recess in the woods, while Shocky watched his retreating
+footsteps with loving admiration. And the pupils not in the secret
+canvassed the question of who moved the board. Bill Means said he'd
+bet Hank did it, which set Betsey Short off in an uncontrollable
+giggle. And Shocky listened innocently.</p>
+<p>But that night Bud said slyly: "Thunder and lightning! what a
+manager you <i>air</i>, Mr. Hartsook!" To which Ralph returned no
+reply except a friendly smile. Muscle paid tribute to brains that
+time.</p>
+<p>But Ralph had no time for exultation; for just here came the
+spelling-school.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> This word
+<i>plunder</i> is probably from Pennsylvania, as it is exactly
+equivalent to the German word <i>plunder</i>, in the sense of
+household effects, the original meaning of the word in German. Any
+kind of baggage may be called <i>plunder</i>, but the most accepted
+sense is household goods. It is quite seriously used. I have seen
+bills of lading on the Western waters certifying that A.B. had
+shipped "1 lot of plunder;" that is, household goods. It is here
+used figuratively for goods in general.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> <i>Congress
+land</i> was the old designation for land owned by the government.
+Under the Confederation, the Congress was the government, and the
+forms of speech seem to have long retained the notion that what
+belonged to the United States was the property of Congress.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_13_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a> The commonest
+use of the word <i>chunk</i> in the old days was for the ends of
+the sticks of cord-wood burned in the great fireplaces. As the
+sticks burned in two, the chunks fell down or rolled back on the
+wall side of the andirons. By putting the chunks together, a new
+fire was set a-going without fresh wood. This use of the word is
+illustrated in a folk-rhyme or nursery jingle of the country which
+has neither sense nor elegance to recommend it:</p>
+<div><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"Old Mother
+Hunk</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">She got drunk</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And fell in the fire</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And kicked up a
+chunk."</span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV.</h2>
+<h3>SPELLING DOWN THE MASTER.</h3>
+<p>"I 'low," said Mrs. Means, as she stuffed the tobacco into her
+cob pipe after supper on that eventful Wednesday evening: "I 'low
+they'll app'int the Squire to gin out the words to-night. They mos'
+always do, you see, kase he's the peartest<a name="FNanchor_14_14"
+id="FNanchor_14_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14_14" class=
+"fnanchor">[14]</a> <i>ole</i> man in this deestrick; and I 'low
+some of the young fellers would have to git up and dust ef they
+would keep up to him. And he uses sech remarkable smart words. He
+speaks so polite, too. But laws! don't I remember when he was
+poarer nor Job's turkey? Twenty year ago, when he come to these
+'ere diggings, that air Squire Hawkins was a poar Yankee
+school-master, that said 'pail' instid of bucket, and that called a
+cow a 'caow,' and that couldn't tell to save his gizzard what we
+meant by '<i>low</i><a name="FNanchor_15_15" id=
+"FNanchor_15_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15_15" class=
+"fnanchor">[15]</a> and by <i>right smart</i><a name=
+"FNanchor_16_16" id="FNanchor_16_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16_16"
+class="fnanchor">[16]</a>. But he's larnt our ways now, an' he's
+jest as civilized as the rest of us. You would-n know he'd ever
+been a Yankee. He didn't stay poar long. Not he. He jest married a
+right rich girl! He! he!" And the old woman grinned at Ralph, and
+then at Mirandy, and then at the rest, until Ralph shuddered.
+Nothing was so frightful to him as to be fawned on by this grinning
+ogre, whose few lonesome, blackish teeth seemed ready to devour
+him. "He didn't stay poar, you bet a hoss!" and with this the coal
+was deposited on the pipe, and the lips began to crack like
+parchment as each puff of smoke escaped. "He married rich, you
+see," and here another significant look at the young master, and
+another fond look at Mirandy, as she puffed away reflectively. "His
+wife hadn't no book-larnin'. She'd been through the spellin'-book
+wunst, and had got as fur as 'asperity' on it a second time. But
+she couldn't read a word when she was married, and never could. She
+warn't overly smart. She hadn't hardly got the sense the law
+allows. But schools was skase in them air days, and, besides,
+book-larnin' don't do no good to a woman. Makes her stuck up. I
+never knowed but one gal in my life as had ciphered into fractions,
+and she was so dog-on stuck up that she turned up her nose one
+night at a apple-peelin' bekase I tuck a sheet off the bed to
+splice out the table-cloth, which was rather short. And the sheet
+was mos' clean too. Had-n been slep on more'n wunst or twicet. But
+I was goin' fer to say that when Squire Hawkins married Virginny
+Gray he got a heap o' money, or, what's the same thing mostly, a
+heap o' good land. And that's better'n book-larnin', says I. Ef a
+gal had gone clean through all eddication, and got to the rule of
+three itself, that would-n buy a feather-bed. Squire Hawkins jest
+put eddication agin the gal's farm, and traded even, an' ef ary one
+of 'em got swindled, I never heerd no complaints."</p>
+<p>And here she looked at Ralph in triumph, her hard face
+splintering into the hideous semblance of a smile. And Mirandy cast
+a blushing, gushing, all-imploring, and all-confiding look on the
+young master.</p>
+<p>"I say, ole woman," broke in old Jack, "I say, wot is all this
+'ere spoutin' about the Square fer?" and old Jack, having bit off
+an ounce of "pigtail," returned the plug to his pocket.</p>
+<p>As for Ralph, he fell into a sort of terror. He had a guilty
+feeling that this speech of the old lady's had somehow committed
+him beyond recall to Mirandy. He did not see visions of
+breach-of-promise suits. But he trembled at the thought of an
+avenging big brother.</p>
+<p>"Hanner, you kin come along, too, ef you're a mind, when you git
+the dishes washed," said Mrs. Means to the bound girl, as she shut
+and latched the back door. The Means family had built a new house
+in front of the old one, as a sort of advertisement of bettered
+circumstances, an eruption of shoddy feeling; but when the new
+building was completed, they found themselves unable to occupy it
+for anything else than a lumber room, and so, except a parlor which
+Mirandy had made an effort to furnish a little (in hope of the
+blissful time when somebody should "set up" with her of evenings),
+the new building was almost unoccupied, and the family went in and
+out through the back door, which, indeed, was the front door also,
+for, according to a curious custom, the "front" of the house was
+placed toward the south, though the "big road" (Hoosier for
+<i>highway</i>) ran along the north-west side, or, rather, past the
+north-west corner of it.</p>
+<p>When the old woman had spoken thus to Hannah and had latched the
+door, she muttered, "That gal don't never show no gratitude fer
+favors;" to which Bud rejoined that he didn't think she had no
+great sight to be pertickler thankful fer. To which Mrs. Means made
+no reply, thinking it best, perhaps, not to wake up her dutiful son
+on so interesting a theme as her treatment of Hannah. Ralph felt
+glad that he was this evening to go to another boarding place. He
+should not hear the rest of the controversy.</p>
+<p>Ralph walked to the school-house with Bill. They were friends
+again. For when Hank Banta's ducking and his dogged obstinacy in
+sitting in his wet clothes had brought on a serious fever, Ralph
+had called together the big boys, and had said: "We must take care
+of one another, boys. Who will volunteer to take turns sitting up
+with Henry?" He put his own name down, and all the rest
+followed.</p>
+<p>"William Means and myself will sit up to-night," said Ralph. And
+poor Bill had been from that moment the teacher's friend. He was
+chosen to be Ralph's companion. He was Puppy Means no longer! Hank
+could not be conquered by kindness, and the teacher was made to
+feel the bitterness of his resentment long after. But Bill Means
+was for the time entirely placated, and he and Ralph went to
+spelling-school together.</p>
+<p>Every family furnished a candle. There were yellow dips and
+white dips, burning, smoking, and flaring. There was laughing, and
+talking, and giggling, and simpering, and ogling, and flirting, and
+courting. What a full-dress party is to Fifth Avenue, a
+spelling-school is to Hoopole County. It is an occasion which is
+metaphorically inscribed with this legend: "Choose your partners."
+Spelling is only a blind in Hoopole County, as is dancing on Fifth
+Avenue. But as there are some in society who love dancing for its
+own sake, so in Flat Creek district there were those who loved
+spelling for its own sake, and who, smelling the battle from afar,
+had come to try their skill in this tournament, hoping to freshen
+the laurels they had won in their school-days.</p>
+<p>"I 'low," said Mr. Means, speaking as the principal school
+trustee, "I 'low our friend the Square is jest the man to boss this
+'ere consarn to-night. Ef nobody objects, I'll app'int him. Come,
+Square, don't be bashful. Walk up to the trough, fodder or no
+fodder, as the man said to his donkey."</p>
+<p>There was a general giggle at this, and many of the young swains
+took occasion to nudge the girls alongside them, ostensibly for the
+purpose of making them see the joke, but really for the pure
+pleasure of nudging. The Greeks figured Cupid as naked, probably
+because he wears so many disguises that they could not select a
+costume for him.</p>
+<p>The Squire came to the front. Ralph made an inventory of the
+agglomeration which bore the name of Squire Hawkins, as
+follows:</p>
+<p>1. A swallow-tail coat of indefinite age, worn only on state
+occasions^ when its owner was called to figure in his public
+capacity. Either the Squire had grown too large or the coat too
+small.</p>
+<p>2. A pair of black gloves, the most phenomenal, abnormal, and
+unexpected apparition conceivable in Flat Creek district, where the
+preachers wore no coats in the summer, and where a black glove was
+never seen except on the hands of the Squire.</p>
+<p>3. A wig of that dirty, waxen color so common to wigs. This one
+showed a continual inclination to slip off the owner's smooth, bald
+pate, and the Squire had frequently to adjust it. As his hair had
+been red, the wig did not accord with his face, and the hair
+ungrayed was doubly discordant with a countenance shrivelled by
+age.</p>
+<p>4. A semicircular row of whiskers hedging the edge of the jaw
+and chin. These were dyed a frightful dead-black, such a color as
+belonged to no natural hair or beard that ever existed. At the
+roots there was a quarter of an inch of white, giving the whiskers
+the appearance of having been stuck on.</p>
+<p>5. A pair of spectacles "with tortoise-shell rim." Wont to slip
+off.</p>
+<p>6. A glass eye, purchased of a peddler, and differing in color
+from its natural mate, perpetually getting out of focus by turning
+in or out.</p>
+<p>7. A set of false teeth, badly fitted, and given to bobbing up
+and down.</p>
+<p>8. The Squire proper, to whom these patches were loosely
+attached.</p>
+<p>It is an old story that a boy wrote home to his father begging
+him to come West, because "mighty mean men get into office out
+here." But Ralph concluded that some Yankees had taught school in
+Hoopole County who would not have held a high place in the
+educational institutions of Massachusetts. Hawkins had some New
+England idioms, but they were well overlaid by a Western
+pronunciation.</p>
+<p>"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, shoving up his spectacles, and
+sucking his lips over his white teeth to keep them in place,
+"ladies and gentlemen, young men and maidens, raley I'm obleeged to
+Mr. Means fer this honor," and the Squire took both hands and
+turned the top of his head round half an inch. Then he adjusted his
+spectacles. Whether he was obliged to Mr. Means for the honor of
+being compared to a donkey was not clear. "I feel in the inmost
+compartments of my animal spirits a most happifying sense of the
+success and futility of all my endeavors to sarve the people of
+Flat Creek deestrick, and the people of Tomkins township, in my
+weak way and manner." This burst of eloquence was delivered with a
+constrained air and an apparent sense of a danger that he, Squire
+Hawkins, might fall to pieces in his weak way and manner, and of
+the success and futility of all attempts at reconstruction. For by
+this time the ghastly pupil of the left eye, which was black, was
+looking away round to the left, while the little blue one on the
+right twinkled cheerfully toward the front. The front teeth would
+drop down so that the Squire's mouth was kept nearly closed, and
+his words whistled through.</p>
+<p>"I feel as if I could be grandiloquent on this interesting
+occasion," twisting his scalp round, "but raley I must forego any
+such exertions. It is spelling you want. Spelling is the
+corner-stone, the grand, underlying subterfuge, of a good
+eddication. I put the spellin'-book prepared by the great Daniel
+Webster alongside the Bible. I do, raley. I think I may put it
+ahead of the Bible. For if it wurn't fer spellin'-books and sich
+occasions as these, where would the Bible be? I should like to
+know. The man who got up, who compounded this work of inextricable
+valoo was a benufactor to the whole human race or any other." Here
+the spectacles fell off. The Squire replaced them in some
+confusion, gave the top of his head another twist, and felt of his
+glass eye, while poor Shocky stared in wonder, and Betsey Short
+rolled from side to side in the effort to suppress her giggle. Mrs.
+Means and the other old ladies looked the applause they could not
+speak.</p>
+<p>"I app'int Larkin Lanham and Jeems Buchanan fer captings," said
+the Squire. And the two young men thus named took a stick and
+tossed it from hand to hand to decide which should have the "first
+choice." One tossed the stick to the other, who held it fast just
+where he happened to catch it. Then the first placed his hand above
+the second, and so the hands were alternately changed to the top.
+The one who held the stick last without room for the other to take
+hold had gained the lot. This was tried three times. As Larkin held
+the stick twice out of three times, he had the choice. He hesitated
+a moment. Everybody looked toward tall Jim Phillips. But Larkin was
+fond of a venture on unknown seas, and so he said, "I take the
+master," while a buzz of surprise ran round the room, and the
+captain of the other side, as if afraid his opponent would withdraw
+the choice, retorted quickly, and with a little smack of exultation
+and defiance in his voice, "And <i>I</i> take Jeems Phillips."</p>
+<p>And soon all present, except a few of the old folks, found
+themselves ranged in opposing hosts, the poor spellers lagging in,
+with what grace they could, at the foot of the two divisions. The
+Squire opened his spelling-book and began to give out the words to
+the two captains, who stood up and spelled against each other. It
+was not long until Larkin spelled "really" with one <i>l</i>, and
+had to sit down in confusion, while a murmur of satisfaction ran
+through the ranks of the opposing forces. His own side bit their
+lips. The slender figure of the young teacher took the place of the
+fallen leader, and the excitement made the house very quiet. Ralph
+dreaded the loss of prestige he would suffer if he should be easily
+spelled down. And at the moment of rising he saw in the darkest
+corner the figure of a well-dressed young man sitting in the
+shadow. Why should his evil genius haunt him? But by a strong
+effort he turned his attention away from Dr. Small, and listened
+carefully to the words which the Squire did not pronounce very
+distinctly, spelling them with extreme deliberation. This gave him
+an air of hesitation which disappointed those on his own side. They
+wanted him to spell with a dashing assurance. But he did not begin
+a word until he had mentally felt his way through it. After ten
+minutes of spelling hard words Jeems Buchanan, the captain on the
+other side, spelled "atrocious" with an <i>s</i> instead of a
+<i>c</i>, and subsided, his first choice, Jeems Phillips, coming up
+against the teacher. This brought the excitement to fever-heat. For
+though Ralph was chosen first, it was entirely on trust, and most
+of the company were disappointed. The champion who now stood up
+against the school-master was a famous speller.</p>
+<p>Jim Phillips was a tall, lank, stoop-shouldered fellow who had
+never distinguished himself in any other pursuit than spelling.
+Except in this one art of spelling he was of no account. He could
+not catch well or bat well in ball. He could not throw well enough
+to make his mark in that famous West ern game of bull-pen. He did
+not succeed well in any study but that of Webster's Elementary. But
+in that he was&mdash;to use the usual Flat Creek locution&mdash;in
+that he was "a boss." This genius for spelling is in some people a
+sixth sense, a matter of intuition. Some spellers are born, and not
+made, and their facility reminds one of the mathematical prodigies
+that crop out every now and then to bewilder the world. Bud Means,
+foreseeing that Ralph would be pitted against Jim Phillips, had
+warned his friend that Jim could "spell like thunder and
+lightning," and that it "took a powerful smart speller" to beat
+him, for he knew "a heap of spelling-book." To have "spelled down
+the master" is next thing to having whipped the biggest bully in
+Hoopole County, and Jim had "spelled down" the last three masters.
+He divided the hero-worship of the district with Bud Means.</p>
+<p>For half an hour the Squire gave out hard words. What a blessed
+thing our crooked orthography is! Without it there could be no
+spelling-schools. As Ralph discovered his opponent's mettle he
+became more and more cautious. He was now satisfied that Jim would
+eventually beat him. The fellow evidently knew more about the
+spelling-book than old Noah Webster himself. As he stood there,
+with his dull face and long sharp nose, his hands behind his back,
+and his voice spelling infallibly, it seemed to Hartsook that his
+superiority must lie in his nose. Ralph's cautiousness answered a
+double purpose; it enabled him to tread surely, and it was mistaken
+by Jim for weakness. Phillips was now confident that he should
+carry off the scalp of the fourth school-master before the evening
+was over. He spelled eagerly, confidently, brilliantly.
+Stoop-shouldered as he was, he began to straighten up. In the minds
+of all the company the odds were in his favor. He saw this, and
+became ambitious to distinguish himself by spelling without giving
+the matter any thought.</p>
+<p>Ralph always believed that he would have been speedily defeated
+by Phillips had it not been for two thoughts which braced him. The
+sinister shadow of young Dr. Small sitting in the dark corner by
+the water-bucket nerved him. A victory over Phillips was a defeat
+to one who wished only ill to the young school-master. The other
+thought that kept his pluck alive was the recollection of Bull. He
+approached a word as Bull approached the raccoon. He did not take
+hold until he was sure of his game. When he took hold, it was with
+a quiet assurance of success. As Ralph spelled in this dogged way
+for half an hour the hardest words the Squire could find, the
+excitement steadily rose in all parts of the house, and Ralph's
+friends even ventured to whisper that "maybe Jim had cotched his
+match, after all!"</p>
+<p>But Phillips never doubted of his success.</p>
+<p>"Theodolite," said the Squire.</p>
+<p>"T-h-e, the o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite,"
+spelled the champion.</p>
+<p>"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth In his
+excitement. Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the
+conquered champion sat down In confusion. The excitement was so
+great for some minutes that the spelling was suspended. Everybody
+In the house had shown sympathy with one or the other of the
+combatants, except the silent shadow in the corner. It had not
+moved during the contest, and did not show any interest now in the
+result.</p>
+<p>"Gewhilliky crickets! Thunder and lightning! Licked him all to
+smash!" said Bud, rubbing his hands on his knees, "That beats my
+time all holler!"</p>
+<p>And Betsey Short giggled until her tuck-comb fell out, though
+she was on the defeated side.</p>
+<p>Shocky got up and danced with pleasure.</p>
+<p>But one suffocating look from the aqueous eyes of Mirandy
+destroyed the last spark of Ralph's pleasure in his triumph, and
+sent that awful below-zero feeling all through him.</p>
+<p>"He's powerful smart, is the master," said old Jack to Mr. Pete
+Jones. "He'll beat the whole kit and tuck of 'em afore he's
+through. I know'd he was smart. That's the reason I tuck him,"
+proceeded Mr. Means.</p>
+<p>"Yaas, but he don't lick enough. Not nigh," answered Pete Jones.
+"No lickin', no larnin', says I."</p>
+<p>It was now not so hard. The other spellers on the opposite side
+went down quickly under the hard words which the Squire gave out.
+The master had mowed down all but a few, his opponents had given up
+the battle, and all had lost their keen interest in a contest to
+which there could be but one conclusion, for there were only the
+poor spellers left. But Ralph Hartsook ran against a stump where he
+was least expecting it. It was the Squire's custom, when one of the
+smaller scholars or poorer spellers rose to spell against the
+master, to give out eight or ten easy words, that they might have
+some breathing-spell before being slaughtered, and then to give a
+poser or two which soon settled them. He let them run a little, as
+a cat does a doomed mouse. There was now but one person left on the
+opposite side, and, as she rose in her blue calico dress, Ralph
+recognized Hannah, the bound girl at old Jack Means's. She had not
+attended school in the district, and had never spelled in
+spelling-school before, and was chosen last as an uncertain
+quantity. The Squire began with easy words of two syllables, from
+that page of Webster, so well known to all who ever thumbed it, as
+"baker," from the word that stands at the top of the page. She
+spelled these words in an absent and uninterested manner. As
+everybody knew that she would have to go down as soon as this
+preliminary skirmishing was over, everybody began to get ready to
+go home, and already there was the buzz of preparation. Young men
+were timidly asking girls if "they could see them safe home," which
+was the approved formula, and were trembling in mortal fear of "the
+mitten." Presently the Squire, thinking it time to close the
+contest, pulled his scalp forward, adjusted his glass eye, which
+had been examining his nose long enough, and turned over the leaves
+of the book to the great words at the place known to spellers as
+"incomprehensibility," and began to give out those "words of eight
+syllables with the accent on the sixth." Listless scholars now
+turned round, and ceased to whisper, in order to be in at the
+master's final triumph. But to their surprise "ole Miss Meanses'
+white nigger," as some of them called her in allusion to her
+slavish life, spelled these great words with as perfect ease as the
+master. Still not doubting the result, the Squire turned from place
+to place and selected all the hard words he could find. The school
+became utterly quiet, the excitement was too great for the ordinary
+buzz. Would "Meanses' Hanner" beat the master? beat the master that
+had laid out Jim Phillips? Everybody's sympathy was now turned to
+Hannah. Ralph noticed that even Shocky had deserted him, and that
+his face grew brilliant every time Hannah spelled a word. In fact,
+Ralph deserted himself. As he saw the fine, timid face of the girl
+so long oppressed flush and shine with interest; as he looked at
+the rather low but broad and intelligent brow and the fresh, white
+complexion and saw the rich, womanly nature coming to the surface
+under the influence of applause and sympathy&mdash;he did not want
+to beat. If he had not felt that a victory given would insult her,
+he would have missed intentionally. The bulldog, the stern,
+relentless setting of the will, had gone, he knew not whither. And
+there had come in its place, as he looked in that face, a something
+which he did not understand. You did not, gentle reader, the first
+time it came to you.</p>
+<p>The Squire was puzzled. He had given out all the hard words in
+the book. He again pulled the top of his head forward. Then he
+wiped his spectacles and put them on. Then out of the depths of his
+pocket he fished up a list of words just coming into use in those
+days&mdash;words not in the spelling-book. He regarded the paper
+attentively with his blue right eye. His black left eye meanwhile
+fixed itself in such a stare on Mirandy Means that she shuddered
+and hid her eyes in her red silk handkerchief.</p>
+<p>"Daguerreotype," sniffed the Squire. It was Ralph's turn.</p>
+<p>"D-a-u, dau&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Next."</p>
+<p>And Hannah spelled it right.</p>
+<p>Such a buzz followed that Betsey Short's giggle could not be
+heard, but Shocky shouted: "Hanner beat! my Hanner spelled down the
+master!" And Ralph went over and congratulated her.</p>
+<p>And Dr. Small sat perfectly still in the corner.</p>
+<p>And then the Squire called them to order, and said: "As our
+friend Hanner Thomson is the only one left on her side, she will
+have to spell against nearly all on t'other side. I shall therefore
+take the liberty of procrastinating the completion of this
+interesting and exacting contest until to-morrow evening. I hope
+our friend Hanner may again carry off the cypress crown of glory.
+There is nothing better for us than healthful and kindly
+simulation."</p>
+<p>Dr. Small, who knew the road to practice, escorted Mirandy, and
+Bud went home with somebody else. The others of the Means family
+hurried on, while Hannah, the champion, stayed behind a minute to
+speak to Shocky. Perhaps it was because Ralph saw that Hannah must
+go alone that he suddenly remembered having left something which
+was of no consequence, and resolved to go round by Mr. Means's and
+get it.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_14_14" id="Footnote_14_14"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_14_14"><span class="label">[14]</span></a> <i>Peart</i>
+or peert is only another form of the old word
+<i>pert</i>&mdash;probably an older form. Bartlett cites an example
+of <i>peart</i> as far back as Sir Philip Sidney; and Halliwell
+finds it in various English dialects. Davies, afterward president
+of Princeton College, describes Dr. Lardner, in 1754, as "a little
+pert old gent." I do not know that Dr. Daries pronounced his
+<i>pert</i> as though it were <i>peart</i>, but he uses it in the
+sense it has in the text, viz., bright-witted, intelligent. The
+general sense of <i>peart</i> is lively, either in body or
+mind.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_15_15" id="Footnote_15_15"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_15_15"><span class="label">[15]</span></a> Mr. Lowell
+suggested to me in 1869 that this word <i>'low</i> has no kinship
+with <i>allow</i>, but is an independent word for which he gave a
+Low Latin original of similar sound. I have not been able to trace
+any such word, but Mr. Lowell had so much linguistic knowledge of
+the out-of-the-way sort that it may be worth while to record his
+impression. Bartlett is wrong in defining this word, as he is
+usually in his attempts to explain dialect outside of New England.
+It does not mean "to declare, assert, maintain," etc. It is nearly
+the equivalent of <i>guess</i> in the Northern and Middle States,
+and of <i>reckon</i> in the South. It agrees precisely with the New
+England <i>calk'late</i>. Like all the rest of these words it may
+have a strong sense by irony. When a man says, "I 'low that is a
+purty peart sort of a hoss," he understates for the sake of
+emphasis. It is rarely or never <i>allow</i>, but simply
+<i>'low</i>. In common with <i>calk'late</i>, it has sometimes a
+sense of purpose or expectation, as when a man says, "I 'low to go
+to town to-morry."</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_16_16" id="Footnote_16_16"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_16_16"><span class="label">[16]</span></a> No phrase of
+the Hoosier and South-western dialect is such a stumbling-block to
+the outsider as <i>right smart</i>. The writer from the North or
+East will generally use it wrongly. Mrs. Stowe says, "I sold right
+smart of eggs," but the Hoosier woman as I knew her would have said
+"a right smart lot of eggs" or "a right smart of eggs," using the
+article and understanding the noun. A farmer omitting the
+preposition boasts of having "raised right smart corn" this year.
+No expression could have a more vague sense than this. In the early
+settlement of Minnesota it was a custom of the land officers to
+require a residence of about ten days on "a claim" in order to the
+establishment of a pre-emption right. One of the receivers at a
+land office under Buchanan's administration was a German of much
+intelligence who was very sensitive regarding his knowledge of
+English. "How long has the claimant lived on his claim?" he
+demanded of a Hoosier witness. "Oh, a right smart while," was the
+reply. The receiver had not the faintest notion of the meaning of
+the answer, but fearing to betray his ignorance of English he
+allowed the land to be entered, though the claimant had spent but
+about two hours in residing on his quarter-section.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V.</h2>
+<h3>THE WALK HOME.</h3>
+<p>You expect me to describe that walk. You have had enough of the
+Jack Meanses and the Squire Hawkinses, and the Pete Joneses, and
+the rest. You wish me to tell you now of this true-hearted girl and
+her lover; of how the silvery moonbeams came down in a
+shower&mdash;to use Whittier's favorite metaphor&mdash;through the
+maple boughs, flecking the frozen ground with light and shadow. You
+would have me tell of the evening star, not yet gone down, which
+shed its benediction on them. But I shall do no such thing. For the
+moon was not shining, neither did the stars give their light. The
+tall, black trunks of the maples swayed and shook in the wind,
+which moaned through their leafless boughs. Novelists always make
+lovers walk in the moonlight. But if love is not, as the cynics
+believe, all moonshine, it can at least make its own light.
+Moonlight is never so little needed or heeded, never so much of an
+impertinence, as in a love-scene. It was at the bottom of the first
+hollow beyond the school-house that Ralph overtook the timid girl
+walking swiftly through the dark. He did not ask permission to walk
+with her. Love does not go by words, and there are times when
+conventionality is impossible. There are people who understand one
+another at once. When one soul meets another, it is not by
+pass-word, nor by hailing sign, nor by mysterious grip that they
+recognize. The subtlest freemasonry in the world is this
+freemasonry of the spirit.</p>
+<p>Ralph and Hannah knew and trusted. Ralph had admired and
+wondered at the quiet drudge. But it was when, in the unaccustomed
+sunshine of praise, she spread her wings a little, that he loved
+her. He had seen her awake.</p>
+<p>You, Miss Amelia, wish me to repeat all their love-talk. I am
+afraid you'd find it dull. Love can pipe through any kind of a
+reed. Ralph talked love to Hannah when he spoke of the weather, of
+the crops, of the spelling-school. Weather, crops, and
+spelling-school&mdash;these were what his words would say if
+reported. But below all these commonplaces there vibrated something
+else. One can make love a great deal better when one doesn't speak
+of love. Words are so poor! Tones and modulations are better. It is
+an old story that Whitefield could make an audience weep by his way
+of pronouncing the word Mesopotamia. A lover can sound the whole
+gamut of his affection in saying Good-morning. The solemnest
+engagements ever made have been without the intervention of
+speech.</p>
+<p>And you, my Gradgrind friend, you think me sentimental. Two
+young fools they were, walking so slowly though the night was
+sharp, dallying under the trees, and dreaming of a heaven they
+could not have realized if all their wishes had been granted. Of
+course they were fools! Either they were fools to be so happy, or
+else some other people are fools not to be. After all, dear
+Gradgrind, let them be. There's no harm in it. They'll get trouble
+enough before morning. Let them enjoy the evening. I am not sure
+but these lovers whom we write down fools are the only wise people
+after all. Is it not wise to be happy? Let them alone.</p>
+<p>For the first time in three years, for the first time since she
+had crossed the threshold of "Old Jack Means" and come under the
+domination of Mrs. Old Jack Means, Hannah talked cheerfully, almost
+gayly. It was something to have a companion to talk to. It was
+something to be the victor even in a spelling-match, and to be
+applauded even by Flat Creek. And so, chatting earnestly about the
+most uninteresting themes, Ralph courteously helped Hannah over the
+fence, and they took the usual short-cut through the "blue-grass
+pasture." There came up a little shower, hardly more than a
+sprinkle, but then It was so nice to have a shower just as they
+reached the box-elder tree by the spring! It was so thoughtful in
+Ralph to suggest that the shade of a box-elder is dense, and that
+Hannah might take cold! And it was so easy for Hannah to yield to
+the suggestion! Just as though she had not milked the cows in the
+open lot in the worst storms of the last three years! And just as
+though the house were not within a stone's-throw! Doubtless it was
+not prudent to stop here. But let us deal gently with them. Who
+would not stay in an earthy paradise ten minutes longer, even
+though it did make purgatory the hotter afterward? And so Hannah
+stayed.</p>
+<p>"Tell me your circumstances," said Ralph, at last. "I am sure I
+can help you in something."</p>
+<p>"No, no! you cannot," and Hannah's face was clouded. "No one can
+help me. Only time and God. I must go, Mr. Hartsook." And they
+walked on to the front gate in silence and in some constraint. But
+still in happiness.</p>
+<p>As they came to the gate, Dr. Small pushed past them in his
+cool, deliberate way, and mounted his horse. Ralph bade Hannah
+good-night, having entirely forgotten the errand which had been his
+excuse to himself for coming out of his way. He hastened to his new
+home, the house of Mr. Pete Jones, the same who believed in the
+inseparableness of "lickin' and larnin'."</p>
+<p>"You're a purty gal, a'n't you? You're a purty gal, a'n't you?
+<i>You</i> air! Yes, you <i>air</i>" and Mrs. Means seemed so
+impressed with Hannah's prettiness that she choked on it, and could
+get no further. "A purty gal! you! Yes! you air a mighty purty
+gal!" and the old woman's voice rose till it could have been heard
+half a mile. "To be a-santerin' along the big road after ten
+o'clock with the master! Who knows whether he's a fit man fer
+anybody to go with? Arter all I've been and gone and done fer you!
+That's the way you pay me! Disgrace me! Yes, I say disgrace me!
+You're a mean, deceitful thing. Stuck up bekase you spelt the
+master down. Ketch <i>me</i> lettin' you got to spellin'-school
+to-morry night! Ketch ME! Yes, ketch ME, I say!"</p>
+<p>"Looky here, marm," said Bud, "it seems to me you're a-makin' a
+blamed furss about nothin'. Don't yell so's they'll hear you three
+or four mile. You'll have everybody 'tween here and Clifty waked
+up." For Mrs. Means had become so excited over the idea of being
+caught allowing Hannah to go to spelling-school that she had raised
+her last "Ketch me!" to a perfect whoop.</p>
+<p>"That's the way I'm treated," whimpered the old woman, who knew
+how to take the "injured innocence" dodge as well as anybody.
+"That's the way I'm treated. You allers take sides with that air
+hussy agin your own flesh and blood. You don't keer how much
+trouble I have. Not you. Not a dog-on'd bit. I may be disgraced by
+that air ongrateful critter, and you set right here in my own house
+and sass me about it. A purty fellow you air! An' me a-delvin' and
+a-drudgin' fer you all my born days. A purty son, a'n't you?"</p>
+<p>Bud did not say another word. He sat in the chimney-corner and
+whistled "Dandy Jim from Caroline." His diversion had produced the
+effect he sought: for while his tender-hearted mother poured her
+broadside into his iron-clad feelings, Hannah had slipped up the
+stairs to her garret bedroom, and when Mrs. Means turned from the
+callous Bud to finish her assault upon the sensitive girl, she
+could only gnash her teeth in disappointment.</p>
+<p>Stung by the insults to which she could not grow insensible,
+Hannah lay awake until the memory of that walk through the darkness
+came into her soul like a benediction. The harsh voice of the scold
+died out, and the gentle and courteous voice of Hartsook filled her
+soul. She recalled piece by piece the whole conversation&mdash;all
+the commonplace remarks about the weather; all the insignificant
+remarks about the crops; all the unimportant words about the
+spelling-school. Not for the sake of the remarks. Not for the sake
+of the weather. Not for the sake of the crops. Not for the sake of
+the spelling-school. But for the sake of the undertone. And then
+she traveled back over the three years of her bondage and forward
+over the three years to come, and fed her heart on the dim hope of
+rebuilding in some form the home that had been so happy. And she
+prayed, with more faith than ever before, for deliverance. For love
+brings faith. Somewhere on in the sleepless night she stood at the
+window. The moon was shining now, and there was the path through
+the pasture, and there was the fence, and there was the
+box-elder.</p>
+<p>She sat there a long time. Then she saw someone come over the
+fence and walk to the tree, and then on toward Pete Jones's. Who
+could it be? She thought she recognized the figure. But she was
+chilled and shivering, and she crept back again into bed, and
+dreamed not of the uncertain days to come, but of the blessed days
+that were past&mdash;of a father and a mother and a brother in a
+happy home. But somehow the school-master was there too.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI.</h2>
+<h3>A NIGHT AT PETE JONES'S.</h3>
+<p>When Ralph got to Pete Jones's he found that sinister-looking
+individual in the act of kicking one of his many dogs out of the
+house.</p>
+<p>"Come in, stranger, come in. You'll find this 'ere house full of
+brats, but I guess you kin kick your way around among 'em. Take a
+cheer. Here, git out! go to thunder with you!" And with these mild
+imperatives he boxed one of his boys over in one direction and one
+of his girls over in the other. "I believe in trainin' up children
+to mind when they're spoke to," he said to Ralph apologetically.
+But it seemed to the teacher that he wanted them to mind just a
+little before they were spoken to.</p>
+<p>"P'raps you'd like a bed. Well, jest climb up the ladder on the
+outside of the house. Takes up a thunderin' sight of room to have a
+stairs inside, and we ha'n't got no room to spare. You'll find a
+bed in the furdest corner. My Pete's already got half of it, and
+you can take t'other half. Ef Pete goes to takin' his half in the
+middle, and tryin' to make you take yourn on both sides, jest kick
+him."</p>
+<p>In this comfortless bed "in the furdest corner," Ralph found
+sleep out of the question. Pete took three-fourths of the bed, and
+Hannah took all of his thoughts. So he lay, and looked out through
+the cracks in the "clapboards" (as they call rough shingles in the
+old West) at the stars. For the clouds had now broken away. And he
+lay thus recounting to himself, as a miser counts the pieces that
+compose his hoard, every step of that road from the time he had
+overtaken Hannah in the hollow to the fence. Then he imagined again
+the pleasure of helping her over, and then he retraced the ground
+to the box-elder tree at the spring, and repeated to himself the
+conversation until he came to the part in which she said that only
+time and God could help her. What did she mean? What was the hidden
+part of her life? What was the connection between her and
+Shocky?</p>
+<p>Hours wore on, and still the mind of Ralph Hartsook went back
+and traveled the same road, over the fence, past the box-elder, up
+to the inexplicable part of the conversation, and stood bewildered
+with the same puzzling questions about the bound girl's life.</p>
+<p>At last he got up, drew on his clothes, and sat down on the top
+of the ladder, looking down over the blue-grass pasture which lay
+on the border between the land of Jones and the land of Means. The
+earth was white with moonlight. He could not sleep. Why not walk?
+It might enable him to sleep. And once determined on walking, he
+did not hesitate a moment as to the direction in which he should
+walk. The blue-grass pasture (was it not like unto the garden of
+Eden?) lay right before him. That box-elder stood just in sight. To
+spring over the fence and take the path down the hill and over the
+brook was as quickly done as decided upon. To stand again under the
+box-elder, to climb again over the farther fence, and to walk down
+the road toward the school-house was so easy and so delightful that
+it was done without thought. For Ralph was an eager man&mdash;when
+he saw no wrong in anything that proposed itself, he was wont to
+follow his impulse without deliberation. And this keeping company
+with the stars, and the memory of a delightful walk, were so much
+better than the commonplace Flat Creek life that he threw himself
+into his night excursion with enthusiasm.</p>
+<p>At last he stood in the little hollow where he had joined
+Hannah. It was the very spot at which Shocky, too, had met him a
+few mornings before. He leaned against the fence and tried again to
+solve the puzzle of Hannah's troubles. For that she had troubles he
+did not doubt. Neither did he doubt that he could help her if he
+could discover what they were. But he had no clue. In the midst of
+This meditations he heard the thud of horses' hoofs coming down the
+road. Until that moment he had not felt his own loneliness. He
+shrank back into the fence-corner. The horsemen were galloping.
+There were three of them, and there was one figure that seemed
+familiar to Ralph. But he could not tell who it was. Neither could
+he remember having seen the horse, which was a sorrel with a white
+left forefoot and a white nose. The men noticed him and reined up a
+little. Why he should have been startled by the presence of these
+men he could not tell, but an indefinable dread seized him. They
+galloped on, and he stood still shivering with a nervous fear. The
+cold seemed to have got into his bones. He remembered that the
+region lying on Flat Creek and Clifty Creek had the reputation of
+being infested with thieves, who practiced horse-stealing and
+house-breaking. For ever since the day when Murrell's confederate
+bands were paralyzed by the death of their leader, there have still
+existed gangs of desperadoes in parts of Southern Indiana and
+Illinois, and in Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and the Southwest. It is
+out of these materials that border ruffianism has grown, and the
+nine members of the Reno band who were hanged two or three years
+ago by lynch law<a name="FNanchor_17_17" id=
+"FNanchor_17_17"></a><a href="#Footnote_17_17" class=
+"fnanchor">[17]</a>, were remains of the bad blood that came into
+the West in the days of Daniel Boone. Shall I not say that these
+bands of desperadoes still found among the "poor whitey,
+dirt-eater" class are the outcroppings of the bad blood sent from
+England in convict-ships? Ought an old country to sow the fertile
+soil of a colony with such noxious seed?</p>
+<p>Before Ralph was able to move, he heard the hoofs of another
+horse striking upon the hard ground in an easy pace. The rider was
+Dr. Small. He checked his horse in a cool way, and stood still a
+few seconds while he scrutinized Ralph. Then he rode on, keeping
+the same easy gait as before, Ralph had a superstitious horror of
+Henry Small. And, shuddering with cold, he crept like a thief over
+the fence, past the tree, through the pasture, back to Pete
+Jones's, never once thinking of the eyes that looked out of the
+window at Means's. Climbing the ladder, he got into bed, and shook
+as with the ague. He tried to reason himself out of the foolish
+terror that possessed him, but he could not.</p>
+<p>Half an hour later he heard a latch raised. Were the robbers
+breaking into the house below? He heard a soft tread upon the
+floor. Should he rise and give the alarm? Something restrained him.
+He reflected that a robber would be sure to stumble over some of
+the "brats." So he lay still and finally slumbered, only awakening
+when the place in which he slept was full of the smoke of frying
+grease from the room below.</p>
+<p>At breakfast Pete Jones scowled. He was evidently angry about
+something. He treated Ralph with a rudeness not to be overlooked,
+as if he intended to bring on a quarrel. Hartsook kept cool, and
+wished he could drive from his mind all memory of the past night.
+Why should men on horseback have any significance to him? He was
+trying to regard things in this way, and from a general desire to
+keep on good terms with his host he went to the stable to offer his
+services in helping to feed the stock.</p>
+<p>"Don't want no saft-handed help!" was all he got in return for
+his well-meant offer. But just as he turned to leave the stable he
+saw what made him tremble again. There was the same sorrel horse
+with a white left forefoot and a white nose.</p>
+<p>To shake off his nervousness, Ralph started to school before the
+time. But, plague upon plagues! Mirandy Means, who had seen him
+leave Pete Jones's, started just in time to join him where he came
+into the big road. Ralph was not in a good humor after his wakeful
+night, and to be thus dogged by Mirandy did not help the matter. So
+he found himself speaking crabbedly to the daughter of the leading
+trustee, in spite of himself.</p>
+<p>"Hanner's got a bad cold this mornin' from bein' out last night,
+and she can't come to spellin'-school to-night," began Mirandy, in
+her most simpering voice.</p>
+<p>Ralph had forgotten that there was to be another
+spelling-school. It seemed to him an age since the orthographical
+conflict of the past night. This remark of Mirandy's fell upon his
+ear like an echo from the distant past. He had lived a lifetime
+since, and was not sure that he was the same man who was spelling
+for dear life against Jim Phillips twelve hours before. But he was
+sorry to hear that Hannah had a cold. It seemed to him, in his
+depressed state, that he was to blame for it. In fact, it seemed to
+him that he was to blame for a good many things. He seemed to have
+been committing sins in spite of himself. Broken nerves and
+sleepless nights often result in a morbid conscience. And what
+business had he to wander over this very road at two o'clock in the
+morning, and to see three galloping horsemen, one of them on a
+horse with a white left forefoot and a white nose? What business
+had he watching Dr. Small as he went home from the bedside of a
+dying patient near daylight in the morning? And because he felt
+guilty he felt cross with Mirandy, and to her remark about Hannah
+he only replied that "Hannah was a smart girl."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Mirandy, "Bud thinks so."</p>
+<p>"Does he?" said Ralph.</p>
+<p>"I should say so. What's him and her been a-courtin' fer for a
+year ef he didn't think she was smart? Marm don't like it; but ef
+Bud and her does, and they seem to, I don't see as it's marm's
+lookout."</p>
+<p>When one is wretched, there is a pleasure in being entirely
+wretched. Ralph felt that he must have committed some unknown
+crime, and that some Nemesis was following him. Was Hannah
+deceitful? At least, if she were not, he felt sure that he could
+supplant Bud. But what right had he to supplant Bud?</p>
+<p>"Did you hear the news?" cried Shocky, running out to meet him.
+"The Dutchman's house was robbed last night."</p>
+<p>Ralph thought of the three men on horseback, and to save his
+life he could not help associating Dr. Small with them. And then he
+remembered the sorrel horse with the left forefoot and muzzle
+white, and he recalled the sound he had heard as of the lifting of
+a latch. And it really seemed to him that in knowing what he did he
+was in some sense guilty of the robbery.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_17_17" id="Footnote_17_17"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_17_17"><span class="label">[17]</span></a> Written in
+1871.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII.</h2>
+<h3>OMINOUS REMARKS OF MR. JONES.</h3>
+<p>The school-master's mind was like ancient Gaul&mdash;divided
+into three parts. With one part he mechanically performed his
+school duties. With another he asked himself, What shall I do about
+the robbery? And with the third he debated about Bud and Hannah.
+For Bud was not present, and it was clear that he was angry, and
+there was a storm brewing. In fact, it seemed to Ralph that there
+was a storm brewing all round the sky. For Pete Jones was evidently
+angry at the thought of having been watched, and it was fair to
+suppose that Dr. Small was not in any better humor than usual. And
+so, between Bud's jealousy and revenge and the suspicion and
+resentment of the men engaged in the robbery at "the Dutchman's"
+(as the only German in the whole region was called), Ralph's
+excited nerves had cause for tremor. At one moment he would resolve
+to have Hannah at all costs. In the next his conscience would
+question the rightfulness of the conclusion. Then he would make up
+his mind to tell all he knew about the robbery. But if he told his
+suspicions about Small, nobody would believe him. And if he told
+about Pete Jones, he really could tell only enough to bring
+vengeance upon himself. And how could he explain his own walk
+through the pasture and down the road? What business had he being
+out of bed at two o'clock in the morning? The circumstantial
+evidence was quite as strong against him as against the man on the
+horse with the white left forefoot and the white nose. Suspicion
+might fasten on himself. And then what would be the effect on his
+prospects? On the people at Lewisburg? On Hannah? It is astonishing
+how much instruction and comfort there is in a bulldog. This
+slender school-master, who had been all his life repressing the
+animal and developing the finer nature, now found a need of just
+what the bulldog had. And so, with the thought of how his friend
+the dog would fight in a desperate strait, he determined to take
+hold of his difficulties as Bull took hold of the raccoon. Moral
+questions he postponed for careful decision. But for the present he
+set his teeth together in a desperate, bulldog fashion, and he set
+his feet down slowly, positively, bulldoggedly. After a wretched
+supper at Pete Jones's he found himself at the spelling-school,
+which, owing to the absence of Hannah, and the excitement about the
+burglary, was a dull affair. Half the evening was spent in talking
+in little knots. Pete Jones had taken the afflicted "Dutchman"
+under his own particular supervision.</p>
+<p>"I s'pose," said Pete, "that them air fellers what robbed your
+house must a come down from Jinkins Run. They're the blamedest set
+up there I ever see."</p>
+<p>"Ya-as," said Schroeder, "put how did Yinkins vellers know dat I
+sell te medder to te Shquire, hey? How tid Yinkins know anyting
+'bout the Shquire's bayin' me dree huntert in te hard
+gash&mdash;hey?"</p>
+<p>"Some scoundrels down in these 'ere parts is a-layin' in with
+Jinkins Run, I'll bet a hoss," said Pete. Ralph wondered whether
+he'd bet the one with the white left forefoot and the white nose.
+"Now," said Pete, "ef I could find the feller that's a-helpin' them
+scoundrels rob us folks, I'd help stretch him to the neardest
+tree."</p>
+<p>"So vood I," said Schroeder. "I'd shtretch him dill he baid me
+my dree huntert tollars pack, so I vood."</p>
+<p>And Betsey Short, who had found the whole affair very funny, was
+transported with a fit of tittering at poor Schroeder's English.
+Ralph, fearing that his silence would excite suspicion, tried to
+talk. But he could not tell what he knew, and all that he said
+sounded so hollow and hypocritical that it made him feel guilty.
+And so he shut his mouth, and meditated profitably on the subject
+of bull dogs. And when later he overheard the garrulous Jones
+declare that he'd bet a hoss he could p'int out somebody as know'd
+a blamed sight more'n they keerd to tell, he made up his mind that
+if it came to p'inting out he should try to be even with Jones.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII.</h2>
+<h3>THE STRUGGLE IN THE DARK</h3>
+<p>It was a long, lonesome, fearful night that the school-master
+passed, lying with nerves on edge and eyes wide open in that
+comfortless bed in the "furdest corner" of the loft of Pete Jones's
+house, shivering with cold, while the light snow that was falling
+sifted in upon the ragged patch-work quilt that covered him. Nerves
+broken by sleeplessness imagine many things, and for the first hour
+Ralph felt sure that Pete would cut his throat before morning.</p>
+<p>And you, friend Callow, who have blunted your palate by
+swallowing the Cayenne pepper of the penny-dreadfuls, you wish me
+to make this night exciting by a hand-to-hand contest between Ralph
+and a robber. You would like it better if there were a trap-door.
+There's nothing so convenient as a trap-door, unless it be a
+subterranean passage. And you'd like something of that sort just
+here. It's so pleasant to have one's hair stand on end, you know,
+when one is safe from danger to one's self. But if you want each
+individual hair to bristle with such a "Struggle in the Dark," you
+can buy trap-doors and subterranean passages dirt cheap at the next
+news-stand. But it was, indeed, a real and terrible "Struggle in
+the Dark" that Ralph fought out at Pete Jones's.</p>
+<p>When he had vanquished his fears of personal violence by
+reminding himself that it would be folly for Jones to commit murder
+in his own house, the question of Bud and Hannah took the uppermost
+place in his thoughts. And as the image of Hannah spelling against
+the master came up to him, as the memory of the walk, the talk, the
+box-elder tree, and all the rest took possession of him, it seemed
+to Ralph that his very life depended upon his securing her love. He
+would shut his teeth like the jaws of a bulldog, and all Bud's
+muscles should not prevail over his resolution and his
+stratagems.</p>
+<p>It was easy to persuade himself that this was right. Hannah
+ought not to throw herself away on Bud Means. Men of some culture
+always play their conceit off against their consciences. To a man
+of literary habits it usually seems to be a great boon that he
+confers on a woman when he gives her his love. Reasoning thus,
+Ralph had fixed his resolution, and if the night had been shorter,
+or sleep possible, the color of his life might have been
+changed.</p>
+<p>But some time along in the tedious hours came the memory of his
+childhood, the words of his mother, the old Bible stories, the
+aspiration after nobility of spirit, the solemn resolutions to be
+true to his conscience. These angels of the memory came flocking
+back before the animal, the bull-doggedness, had "set," as workers
+in plaster say. He remembered the story of David and Nathan, and it
+seemed to him that he, with all his abilities and ambitions and
+prospects, was about to rob Bud of the one ewe-lamb, the only thing
+he had to rejoice in in his life. In getting Hannah, he would make
+himself unworthy of Hannah. And then there came to him a vision of
+the supreme value of a true character; how it was better than
+success, better than to be loved, better than heaven. And how near
+he had been to missing it! And how certain he was, when these
+thoughts should fade, to miss it! He was as one fighting for a
+great prize who feels his strength failing and is sure of
+defeat.</p>
+<p>This was the real, awful "Struggle in the Dark." A human soul
+fighting with heaven in sight, but certain of slipping inevitably
+into hell! It was the same old battle. The Image of God fought with
+the Image of the Devil. It was the same fight that Paul described
+so dramatically when he represented the Spirit as contending with
+the Flesh. Paul also called this dreadful something the Old Adam,
+and I suppose Darwin would call it the remains of the Wild Beast.
+But call it what you will, it is the battle that every well-endowed
+soul must fight at some point. And to Ralph it seemed that the
+final victory of the Evil, the Old Adam, the Flesh, the Wild Beast,
+the Devil, was certain. For, was not the pure, unconscious face of
+Hannah on the Devil's side? And so the battle had just as well be
+given up at once, for it must be lost in the end.</p>
+<p>But to Ralph, lying there in the still darkness, with his
+conscience as wide awake as if it were the Day of Doom, there
+seemed something so terrible in this overflow of the better nature
+which he knew to be inevitable as soon as the voice of conscience
+became blunted, that he looked about for help. He did not at first
+think of God; but there came into his thoughts the memory of a
+travel-worn Galilean peasant, hungry, sleepy, weary, tempted,
+tried, like other men, but having a strange, divine Victory in him
+by which everything evil was vanquished at his coming. He
+remembered how He had reached out a Hand to every helpless one, how
+He was the Helper of every weak one. And out of the depths of his
+soul he cried to the Helper, and found comfort. Not victory, but,
+what is better, strength. And so, without a thought of the niceties
+of theological distinctions, without dreaming that it was the
+beginning of a religious experience, he found what he needed, help.
+And the Helper gave His beloved sleep.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX.</h2>
+<h3>HAS GOD FORGOTTEN SHOCKY?</h3>
+<p>"Pap wants to know ef you would spend to-morry and Sunday at our
+house?" said one of Squire Hawkins's girls, on the very next
+evening, which was Friday. The old Squire was thoughtful enough to
+remember that Ralph would not find it very pleasant "boarding out"
+all the time he was entitled to spend at Pete Jones's. For in view
+of the fact that Mr. Pete Jones sent seven children to the school,
+the "master" in Flat Creek district was bound to spend two weeks in
+that comfortable place, sleeping in a preoccupied bed, in the
+"furdest corner," with insufficient cover, under an insufficient
+roof, and eating floating islands of salt pork fished out of oceans
+of hot lard. Ralph was not slow to accept the relief offered by the
+hospitable justice of the peace, whose principal business seemed to
+be the adjustment of the pieces of which he was composed. And as
+Shocky traveled the same road, Ralph took advantage of the
+opportunity to talk with him. The master could not dismiss Hannah
+wholly from his mind. He would at least read the mystery of her
+life, if Shocky could be prevailed on to furnish the clue.</p>
+<p>"Poor old tree!" said Shocky, pointing to a crooked and gnarled
+elm standing by itself in the middle of a field. For when the elm,
+naturally the most graceful of trees, once gets a "bad set," it can
+grow to be the most deformed. This solitary tree had not a single
+straight limb.</p>
+<p>"Why do you say 'poor old tree'?" asked Ralph.</p>
+<p>"'Cause it's lonesome. All its old friends is dead and chopped
+down, and there's their stumps a-standin' jes like grave-stones. It
+<i>must</i> be lonesome. Some folks says it don't feel, but I think
+it does. Everything seems to think and feel. See it nodding its
+head to them other trees in the woods? and a-wantin' to shake
+hands! But it can't move. I think that tree must a growed in the
+night."</p>
+<p>"Why, Shocky?"</p>
+<p>"'Cause it's so crooked," and Shocky laughed at his own conceit;
+"must a growed when they was no light so as it could see how to
+grow."</p>
+<p>And then they walked on in silence a minute. Presently Shocky
+began looking up into Ralph's eyes to get a smile. "I guess that
+tree feels just like me. Don't you?"</p>
+<p>"Why, how do you feel?"</p>
+<p>"Kind o' bad and lonesome, and like as if I wanted to die, you
+know. Felt that way ever sence they put my father into the
+graveyard, and sent my mother to the poor-house and Hanner to ole
+Miss Means's. What kind of a place is a poor-house? Is it a poorer
+place than Means's? I wish I was dead and one of them clouds was
+a-carryin' me and Hanner and mother up to where father's gone, you
+know! I wonder if God forgets all about poor folks when their
+father dies and their mother gits into the poor-house? Do you think
+He does? Seems so to me. Maybe God lost track of my father when he
+come away from England and crossed over the sea. Don't nobody on
+Flat Creek keer fer God, and I guess God don't keer fer Flat Creek.
+But I would, though, ef he'd git my mother out of the poor-house
+and git Hanner away from Means's, and let me kiss my mother every
+night, you know, and sleep on my Hanner's arm, jes like I used to
+afore father died, you see."</p>
+<p>Ralph wanted to speak, but he couldn't. And so Shocky, with his
+eyes looking straight ahead, and as if forgetting Ralph's presence,
+told over the thoughts that he had often talked over to the
+fence-rails and the trees. "It was real good in Mr. Pearson to take
+me, wasn't it? Else I'd a been bound out tell I was twenty-one,
+maybe, to some mean man like Ole Means. And I a'n't but seven. And
+it would take me fourteen years to git twenty-one, and I never
+could live with my mother again after Hanner gets done her time.
+'Cause, you see, Hanner'll be through in three more year, and I'll
+be ten and able to work, and we'll git a little place about as big
+as Granny Sanders's, and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Ralph did not hear another word of what Shocky said that
+afternoon. For there, right before them, was Granny Sanders's
+log-cabin, with its row of lofty sunflower stalks, now dead and
+dry, in front, with its rain-water barrel by the side of the low
+door, and its ash-barrel by the fence. In this cabin lived alone
+the old and shriveled hag whose hideousness gave her a reputation
+for almost supernatural knowledge. She was at once doctress and
+newspaper. She collected and disseminated medicinal herbs and
+personal gossip. She was in every regard indispensable to the
+intellectual life of the neighborhood. In the matter of her medical
+skill we cannot express an opinion, for her "yarbs" are not to be
+found in the pharmacopoeia of science.</p>
+<p>What took Ralph's breath was to find Dr. Small's fine, faultless
+horse standing at the door. What did Henry Small want to visit this
+old quack for?</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X.</h2>
+<h3>THE DEVIL OF SILENCE.</h3>
+<p>Ralph had reason to fear Small, who was a native of the same
+village of Lewisburg, and some five years the elder. Some facts in
+the doctor's life had come into Ralph's possession in such a way as
+to confirm life-long suspicion without giving him power to expose
+Small, who was firmly intrenched in the good graces of the people
+of the county-seat village of Lewisburg, where he had grown up, and
+of the little cross-roads village of Clifty, where his "shingle"
+now hung.</p>
+<p>Small was no ordinary villain. He was a genius. Your ordinary
+hypocrite talks cant. Small talked nothing. He was the coolest, the
+steadiest, the most silent, the most promising boy ever born in
+Lewisburg. He made no pretensions. He set up no claims. He uttered
+no professions. He went right on and lived a life above reproach.
+Your vulgar hypocrite makes long prayers in prayer-meeting. Small
+did nothing of the sort. He sat still in prayer-meeting, and
+listened to the elders as a modest young man should. Your
+commonplace hypocrite boasts. Small never alluded to himself, and
+thus a consummate egotist got credit for modesty. It is but an
+indifferent trick for a hypocrite to make temperance speeches. Dr.
+Small did not even belong to a temperance society. But he could
+never be persuaded to drink even so much as a cup of tea. There was
+something sublime in the quiet voice with which he would say, "Cold
+water, if you please," to a lady tempting him with smoking coffee
+on a cold morning. There was no exultation, no sense of merit in
+the act. Everything was done in a modest and matter-of-course way
+beautiful to behold. And his face was a neutral tint. Neither face
+nor voice expressed anything. Only a keen reader of character might
+have asked whether all there was in that eye could live contented
+with this cool, austere, self-contained life; whether there would
+not be somewhere a volcanic eruption. But if there was any sea of
+molten lava beneath, the world did not discover it. Wild boys were
+sick of having Small held up to them as the most immaculate of
+men<a name="FNanchor_18_18" id="FNanchor_18_18"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_18_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a>.</p>
+<p>Ralph had failed to get two schools for which he had applied,
+and had attributed both failures to certain shrugs of Dr. Small.
+And now, when he found Small at the house of Granny Sanders, the
+center of intelligence as well as of ignorance for the
+neighborhood, he trembled. Not that Small would say anything. He
+never said anything. He damned people by a silence worse than
+words.</p>
+<p>Granny Sanders was not a little flattered by the visit.</p>
+<p>"Why, doctor, howdy, howdy! Come in, take a cheer. I am glad to
+see you. I 'lowed you'd come. Old Dr. Flounder used to say he larnt
+lots o' things of me. But most of the doctors sence hez been kinder
+stuck up, you know. But I know'd you fer a man of
+intelligence."</p>
+<p>Meantime, Small, by his grave silence and attention, had almost
+smothered the old hag with flattery. "Many's the case I've cured
+with yarbs and things. Nigh upon twenty year ago they was a man
+lived over on Wild Cat Run as had a breakin'-out on his side. 'Twas
+the left side, jes below the waist. Doctor couldn't do nothin'.
+'Twas Doctor Peacham. He never would have nothin' to do with 'ole
+woman's cures.' Well, the man was goin' to die. Everybody seed
+that. And they come a-drivin' away over here all the way from the
+Wild Cat. Think of that air! I never was so flustered. But as soon
+as I laid eyes on that air man, I says, says I, that air man, says
+I, has got the shingles, says I. I know'd the minute I seed it. And
+if they'd gone clean around, nothing could a saved him. I says,
+says I, git me a black cat. So I jist killed a black cat, and let
+the blood run all over the swellin'. I tell you, doctor, they's
+nothin' like it. That man was well in a month."</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-129.jpg"><img src="images/illus-129.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>MRS. MEANS</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>"Did you use the blood warm?" asked Small, with a solemnity most
+edifying.</p>
+<p>These were almost the only words he had uttered since he entered
+the cabin.</p>
+<p>"Laws, yes; I jest let it run right out of the cat's tail onto
+the breakin'-out. And fer airesipelus, I don't know nothin' so good
+as the blood of a black hen."</p>
+<p>"How old?" asked the doctor.</p>
+<p>"There you showed yer science, doctor! They's no power in a
+pullet. The older the black hen the better. And you know the cure
+fer rheumatiz?" And here the old woman got down a bottle of grease.
+"That's ile from a black dog. Ef it's rendered right, it'll knock
+the hind sights off of any rheumatiz you ever see. But it must be
+rendered in the dark of the moon. Else a black dog's ile a'n't
+worth no more nor a white one's."</p>
+<p>And all this time Small was smelling of the uncorked bottle,
+taking a little on his finger and feeling of it, and thus feeling
+his way to the heart&mdash;drier than her herbs&mdash;of the old
+witch. And then he went round the cabin gravely, lifting each
+separate bunch of dried yarbs from its nail, smelling of it, and
+then, by making an interrogation-point of his silent face, he
+managed to get a lecture from her on each article in her <i>materia
+medica</i>&gt; with the most marvelous stories illustrative of
+their virtues. When the Granny had got her fill of his silent
+flattery, he was ready to carry forward his main purpose.</p>
+<p>There was something weird about this silent man's ability to
+turn the conversation as he chose to have it go. Sitting by the
+Granny's tea-table, nibbling corn-bread while he drank his glass of
+water, having declined even her sassafras, he ceased to stimulate
+her medical talk and opened the vein of gossip. Once started,
+Granny Sanders was sure to allude to the robbery. And once on the
+robbery the doctor's course was clear.</p>
+<p>"I 'low somebody not fur away is in this 'ere business!"</p>
+<p>Not by a word, nor even by a nod, but by some motion of the
+eyelids, perhaps, Small indicated that he agreed with her.</p>
+<p>"Who d'ye s'pose 'tis?"</p>
+<p>But Dr. Small was not in the habit of supposing. He moved his
+head in a quiet way, just the least perceptible bit, but so that
+the old creature understood that he could give light if he wanted
+to.</p>
+<p>"I dunno anybody that's been 'bout here long as could be
+suspected."</p>
+<p>Another motion of the eyelids indicated Small's agreement with
+this remark.</p>
+<p>"They a'n't nobody come in here lately 'ceppin' the master."</p>
+<p>Small looked vacantly at the wall.</p>
+<p>"But I low he's allers bore a tip-top character."</p>
+<p>The doctor was too busy looking at his corn-bread to answer this
+remark even by a look.</p>
+<p>"But I think these oversmart young men'll bear looking arter,
+<i>I</i> do."</p>
+<p>Dr. Small raised his eyes and let them <i>shine</i> an assent.
+That was all.</p>
+<p>"Shouldn't wonder ef our master was overly fond of gals."</p>
+<p>Doctor looks down at his plate.</p>
+<p>"Had plenty of sweethearts afore he walked home with Hanner
+Thomson t'other night, I'll bet."</p>
+<p>Did Dr. Small shrug his shoulder? Granny thought she detected a
+faint motion of the sort, but she could not be sure.</p>
+<p>"And I think as how that a feller what trifles with gals' hearts
+and then runs off ten miles, maybe a'n't no better'n he had orter
+be. That's what I says, says I."</p>
+<p>To this general remark Dr. Small assented in his
+invisible&mdash;shall I say <i>intangible</i>?&mdash;way.</p>
+<p>"I allers think, maybe, that some folks has found it best to
+leave home and go away. You can't never tell. But when people is
+a-bein' robbed it's well to lookout. Hey?"</p>
+<p>"I think so," said Small quietly, and, having taken his hat and
+bowed a solemn and respectful adieu, he departed.</p>
+<p>He had not spoken twenty words, but he had satisfied the
+news-monger of Flat Creek that Ralph was a bad character at home
+and worthy of suspicion of burglary.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_18_18" id="Footnote_18_18"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_18_18"><span class="label">[18]</span></a> The original
+from which this character was drawn is here described accurately.
+The author now knows that such people are not to be put into books.
+They are not realistic enough.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI</h2>
+<h3>MISS MARTHA HAWKINS.</h3>
+<p>"It's very good for the health to dig in the elements. I was
+quite emaciated last year at the East, and the doctor told me to
+dig in the elements. I got me a florial hoe and dug, and it's been
+most excellent for me<a name="FNanchor_19_19" id=
+"FNanchor_19_19"></a><a href="#Footnote_19_19" class=
+"fnanchor">[19]</a>." Time, the Saturday following the Friday on
+which Ralph kept Shocky company as far as the "forks" near Granny
+Sanders's house. Scene, the Squire's garden. Ralph helping that
+worthy magistrate perform sundry little jobs such as a warm winter
+day suggests to the farmer. Miss Martha Hawkins, the Squire's
+niece, and his housekeeper in his present bereaved condition,
+leaning over the palings&mdash;pickets she called them&mdash;of the
+garden fence, talking to the master. Miss Hawkins was recently from
+Massachusetts. How many people there are in the most cultivated
+communities whose education is partial!</p>
+<p>"It's very common for school-master to dig in the elements at
+the East," proceeded Miss Martha. Like many other people born in
+the celestial empires (of which there are three&mdash;China,
+Virginia, Massachusetts), Miss Martha was not averse to reminding
+outside barbarians of her good fortune in this regard. It did her
+good to speak of the East.</p>
+<p>Now Ralph was amused with Miss Martha. She really had a good
+deal of intelligence despite her affectation, and conversation with
+her was both interesting and diverting. It helped him to forget
+Hannah, and Bud, and the robbery, and all the rest, and she was so
+delighted to find somebody to make an impression on that she had
+come out to talk while Ralph was at work. But just at this moment
+the school-master was not so much interested in her interesting
+remarks, nor so much amused by her amusing remarks, as he should
+have been. He saw a man coming down the road riding one horse and
+leading another, and he recognized the horses at a distance. It
+must be Bud who was riding Means's bay mare and leading Bud's roan
+colt. Bud had been to mill, and as the man who owned the horse-mill
+kept but one old blind horse himself, it was necessary that Bud
+should take two. It required three horses to run the mill; the old
+blind one could have ground the grist, but the two others had to
+overcome the friction of the clumsy machine. But it was not about
+the horse-mill that Ralph was thinking nor about the two horses.
+Since that Wednesday evening on which he escorted Hannah home from
+the spelling-school he had not seen Bud Means. If he had any
+lingering doubts of the truth of what Mirandy had said, they had
+been dissipated by the absence of Bud from school.</p>
+<p>"When I was to Bosting&mdash;" Miss Martha was <i>to</i> Boston
+only once in her life, but as her visit to that sacred city was the
+most important occurrence of her life, she did not hesitate to air
+her reminiscences of it frequently. "When I was to Bosting," she
+was just saying, when, following the indication of Ralph's eyes,
+she saw Bud coming up the hill near Squire Hawkins's house. Bud
+looked red and sulky, and to Ralph's and Miss Martha Hawkins's
+polite recognitions he returned only a surly nod. They both saw
+that he was angry. Ralph was able to guess the meaning of his
+wrath.</p>
+<p>Toward evening Ralph strolled through the Squire's cornfield
+toward the woods. The memory of the walk with Hannah was heavy upon
+the heart of the young master, and there was comfort in the very
+miserableness of the cornstalks with their disheveled blades
+hanging like tattered banners and rattling discordantly in the
+rising wind. Wandering without purpose, Ralph followed the rows of
+stalks first one way and then the other in a zigzag line, turning a
+right angle every minute or two. At last he came out in a woods
+mostly of beech, and he pleased his melancholy fancy by kicking the
+dry and silky leaves before him in billows, while the soughing of
+the wind through the long, vibrant boughs and slender twigs of the
+beech forest seemed to put the world into the wailing minor key of
+his own despair.</p>
+<p>What a fascination there is in a path come upon suddenly without
+a knowledge of its termination! Here was one running in easy,
+irregular curves through the wood, now turning gently to the right
+in order to avoid a stump, now swaying suddenly to the left to gain
+an easier descent at a steep place, and now turning wantonly to the
+one side or the other, as if from very caprice in the man who by
+idle steps unconsciously marked the line of the foot-path at first.
+Ralph could not resist the impulse&mdash;who could?&mdash;to follow
+the path and find out its destination, and following it he came
+presently into a lonesome hollow, where a brook gurgled among the
+heaps of bare limestone rocks that filled its bed. Following the
+path still, he came upon a queer little cabin built of round logs,
+in the midst of a small garden-patch inclosed by a brush fence. The
+stick chimney, daubed with clay and topped with a barrel open at
+both ends, made this a typical cabin.</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-139.jpg"><img src="images/illus-139.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>CAPTAIN PEARSON</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>It flashed upon Ralph that this place must be Rocky Hollow, and
+that this was the house of old John Pearson, the one-legged
+basket-maker, and his rheumatic wife&mdash;the house that
+hospitably sheltered Shocky. Following his impulse, he knocked and
+was admitted, and was not a little surprised to find Miss Martha
+Hawkins there before him.</p>
+<p>"You here, Miss Hawkins?" he said when he had returned Shocky's
+greeting and shaken hands with the old couple.</p>
+<p>"Bless you, yes," said the old lady. "That blessed
+gyirl"&mdash;the old lady called her a girl by a sort of figure of
+speech perhaps&mdash;"that blessed gyirl's the kindest creetur you
+ever saw&mdash;comes here every day, most, to cheer a body up with
+somethin' or nuther."</p>
+<p>Miss Martha blushed, and said "she came because Rocky Hollow
+looked so much like a place she used to know at the East. Mr. and
+Mrs. Pearson were the kindest people. They reminded her of people
+she knew at the East. When she was to Bosting&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Here the old basket-maker lifted his head from his work, and
+said: "Pshaw! that talk about kyindness" (he was a Kentuckian and
+said <i>kyindness</i>) "is all humbug. I wonder so smart a woman as
+you don't know better. You come nearder to bein kyind than anybody
+I know; but, laws a me! we're all selfish akordin' to my tell."</p>
+<p>"You wasn't selfish when you set up with my father most every
+night for two weeks," said Shocky as he handed the old man a
+splint.</p>
+<p>"Yes, I was, too!" This in a tone that made Ralph tremble. "Your
+father was a miserable Britisher. I'd fit red-coats, in the war of
+eighteen-twelve, and lost my leg by one of 'em stickin' his
+dog-on'd bagonet right through it, that night at Lundy's Lane; but
+my messmate killed him though which is a satisfaction to think on.
+And I didn't like your father 'cause he was a Britisher. But ef
+he'd a died right here in this free country, 'though nobody to give
+him a drink of water, blamed ef I wouldn't a been ashamed to set on
+the platform at a Fourth of July barbecue, and to hold up my wooden
+leg fer to make the boys cheer! That was the selfishest thing I
+ever done. We're all selfish akordin' to my tell."</p>
+<p>"You wasn't selfish when you took me that night, you know," and
+Shocky's face beamed with gratitude.</p>
+<p>"Yes, I war, too, you little sass-box! What did I take you fer?
+Hey? Bekase I didn't like Pete Jones nor Bill Jones. They're
+thieves, dog-on 'em!"</p>
+<p>Ralph shivered a little. The horse with the white forefoot and
+white nose galloped before his eyes again.</p>
+<p>"They're a set of thieves. That's what they air."</p>
+<p>"Please, Mr. Pearson, be careful. You'll get into trouble, you
+know, by talking that way," said Miss Hawkins. "You're just like a
+man that I knew at the East."</p>
+<p>"Why, do you think an old soldier like me, hobbling on a wooden
+leg, is afraid of them thieves? Didn't I face the Britishers?
+Didn't I come home late last Wednesday night? I rather guess I must
+a took a little too much at Welch's grocery, and laid down in the
+middle of the street to rest. The boys thought 'twas funny to
+crate<a name="FNanchor_20_20" id="FNanchor_20_20"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_20_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a> me. I woke up kind o'
+cold, 'bout one in the mornin.' 'Bout two o'clock I come up Means's
+hill, and didn't I see Pete Jones, and them others that robbed the
+Dutchman, and somebody, I dunno who, a-crossin' the blue-grass
+paster <i>towards</i> Jones's?" (Ralph shivered.) "Don't shake your
+finger at me, old woman. Tongue is all I've got to fight with now;
+but I'll fight them thieves tell the sea goes dry, I will. Shocky,
+gim me a splint."</p>
+<p>"But you wasn't selfish when you tuck me. Shocky stuck to his
+point most positively.</p>
+<p>"Yes, I was, you little tow-headed fool! I didn't take you kase
+I was good, not a bit of it. I hated Bill Jones what keeps the
+poor-house, and I knowed him and Pete would get you bound to some
+of their click, and I didn't want no more thieves raised; so when
+your mother hobbled, with you a-leadin' her, poor blind thing! all
+the way over here on that winter night, and said, 'Mr. Pearson,
+you're all the friend I've got, and I want you to save my boy,'
+why, you see I was selfish as ever I could be in takin' of you.
+Your mother's cryin' sot me a-cryin' too. We're all selfish in
+everything, akordin' to my tell. Blamed ef we ha'n't, Miss Hawkins,
+only sometimes I'd think you was real benev'lent ef I didn't know
+we war all selfish."</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_19_19" id="Footnote_19_19"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_19_19"><span class="label">[19]</span></a> Absurd as
+this speech seems, it is a literal transcript of words spoken in
+the author's presence by a woman who, like Miss Hawkins, was born
+in Massachusetts.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_20_20" id="Footnote_20_20"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_20_20"><span class="label">[20]</span></a> When the
+first edition of this book appeared, the critic who analyzed the
+dialect in <i>The Nation</i> confessed that he did not know what to
+"crate" meant. It was a custom in the days of early Indiana
+barbarism for the youngsters of a village, on spying a sleeping
+drunkard, to hunt up a "queensware crate"&mdash;one of the cages of
+round withes in which crockery was shipped. This was turned upside
+down over the inebriate, and loaded with logs or any other heavy
+articles that would make escape difficult when the poor wretch
+should come to himself. It was a sort of rude punishment for
+inebriety, and it afforded a frog-killing delight to those who
+executed justice.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII.</h2>
+<h3>THE HARDSHELL PREACHER.</h3>
+<p>"They's preachin' down to Bethel Meetin'-house to-day," said the
+Squire at breakfast. Twenty years In the West could not cure Squire
+Hawkins of saying "to" for "at." "I rather guess as how the old man
+Bosaw will give pertickeler fits to our folks to-day." For Squire
+Hawkins, having been expelled from the "Hardshell" church of which
+Mr. Bosaw was pastor, for the grave offense of joining a temperance
+society, had become a member of the "Reformers," the very
+respectable people who now call themselves "Disciples," but whom
+the profane will persist in calling "Campbellites." They had a
+church in the village of Clifty, three miles away.</p>
+<p>I know that explanations are always abominable to story readers,
+as they are to story writers, but as so many of my readers have
+never had the inestimable privilege of sitting under the gospel as
+it is ministered in enlightened neighborhoods like Flat Creek, I
+find myself under the necessity&mdash;need-cessity the Rev. Mr.
+Bosaw would call it&mdash;of rising to explain. Some people think
+the "Hardshells" a myth, and some sensitive Baptist people at the
+East resent all allusion to them. But the "Hardshell Baptists," or,
+as they are otherwise called, the "Whisky Baptists," and the
+"Forty-gallon Baptists," exist in all the old Western and
+South-western States. They call themselves "Anti-means Baptists"
+from their Antinomian tenets. Their confession of faith is a
+caricature of Calvinism, and is expressed by their preachers about
+as follows: "Ef you're elected, you'll be saved; ef you a'n't,
+you'll be damned. God'll take keer of his elect. It's a sin to run
+Sunday-schools, or temp'rince s'cieties, or to send missionaries.
+You let God's business alone. What is to be will be, and you can't
+hender it." This writer has attended a Sunday-school, the
+superintendent of which was solemnly arraigned and expelled from
+the Hardshell Church for "meddling with God's business" by holding
+a Sunday-school. Of course the Hardshells are prodigiously
+illiterate, and often vicious. Some of their preachers are
+notorious drunkards. They sing their sermons out sometimes for
+three hours at a stretch<a name="FNanchor_21_21" id=
+"FNanchor_21_21"></a><a href="#Footnote_21_21" class=
+"fnanchor">[21]</a>.</p>
+<p>Ralph found that he was to ride the "clay-bank mare," the only
+one of the horses that would "carry double," and that consequently
+he would have to take Miss Hawkins behind him. If it had been
+Hannah instead, Ralph might not have objected to this "young
+Lochinvar" mode of riding with a lady on "the croup," but Martha
+Hawkins was another affair. He had only this consolation; his
+keeping the company of Miss Hawkins might serve to disarm the
+resentment of Bud. At all events, he had no choice. What designs
+the Squire had in this arrangement he could not tell; but the
+clay-bank mare carried him to meeting on that December morning,
+with Martha Hawkins behind. And as Miss Hawkins was not used to
+this mode of locomotion, she was in a state of delightful fright
+every time the horse sank to the knees in the soft, yellow Flat
+Creek clay.</p>
+<p>"We don't go to church so at the East," she said. "The mud isn't
+so deep at the East. When I was to Bosting&mdash;" but Ralph never
+heard what happened when she was to Bosting, for just as she said
+Bosting the mare put her foot into a deep hole molded by the foot
+of the Squire's horse, and already full of muddy water.</p>
+<p>As the mare's foot went twelve inches down into this track, the
+muddy water spurted higher than Miss Hawkins's head, and mottled
+her dress with golden spots of clay. She gave a little shriek, and
+declared that she had never "seen it so at the East."</p>
+<p>The journey seemed a little long to Ralph, who found that the
+subjects upon which he and Miss Hawkins could converse were few;
+but Miss Martha was determined to keep things going, and once, when
+the conversation had died out entirely, she made a desperate effort
+to renew it by remarking, as they met a man on horseback, "That
+horse switches his tail just as they do at the East. When I was to
+Bosting I saw horses switch their tails just that way."</p>
+<p>What surprised Ralph was to see that Flat Creek went to meeting.
+Everybody was there&mdash;the Meanses, the Joneses, the Bantas, and
+all the rest. Everybody on Flat Creek seemed to be there, except
+the old wooden-legged basket-maker. His family was represented by
+Shocky, who had come, doubtless, to get a glimpse of Hannah, not to
+hear Mr. Bosaw preach. In fact, few were thinking of the religious
+service. They went to church as a common resort to hear the news,
+and to find out what was the current sensation.</p>
+<p>On this particular morning there seemed to be some unusual
+excitement. Ralph perceived it as he rode up. An excited crowd,
+even though it be at a church-door on Sunday morning, can not
+conceal its agitation. Ralph deposited Miss Hawkins on the stile,
+and then got down himself, and paid her the closest attention to
+the door. This attention was for Bud's benefit. But Bud only stood
+with his hands in his pockets, scowling worse than ever. Ralph did
+not go in at the door. It was not the Flat Creek custom. The men
+gossiped outside, while the women chatted within. Whatever may have
+been the cause of the excitement, Ralph could not get at it. When
+he entered a little knot of people they became embarrassed, the
+group dissolved, and its component parts joined other companies.
+What had the current of conversation to do with him? He overheard
+Pete Jones saying that the blamed old wooden leg was in it anyhow.
+He'd been seen goin' home at two in the mornin'. And he could name
+somebody else ef he choosed. But it was best to clean out one at a
+time. And just then there was a murmur: "Meetin's took up." And the
+masculine element filled the empty half of the "hewed-log"
+church.</p>
+<p>When Ralph saw Hannah looking utterly dejected, his heart smote
+him, and the great struggle set in again. Had it not been for the
+thought of the other battle, and the comforting presence of the
+Helper, I fear Bud's interests would have fared badly. But Ralph,
+with the spirit of a martyr, resolved to wait until he knew what
+the result of Bud's suit should be, and whether, indeed, the young
+Goliath had prior claims, as he evidently thought he had. He turned
+hopefully to the sermon, determined to pick up any crumbs of
+comfort that might fall from Mr. Bosaw's meager table.</p>
+<p>In reporting a single specimen passage of Mr. Bosaw's sermon, I
+shall not take the liberty which Thucydides and other ancient
+historians did, of making the sermon and putting it into the hero's
+mouth, but shall give that which can be vouched for.</p>
+<p>"You see, my respective hearers," he began&mdash;but alas! I can
+never picture to you the rich red nose, the see sawing gestures,
+the nasal resonance, the sniffle, the melancholy minor key, and all
+that. "My respective hearers-ah, you see-ah as how-ah as my tex'-ah
+says that the ox-ah knoweth his owner-ah, and-ah the ass-ah his
+master's crib-ah. A-h-h! Now, my respective hearers-ah, they're a
+mighty sight of resemblance-ah atwext men-ah and oxen-ah" [Ralph
+could not help reflecting that there was a mighty sight of
+resemblance between some men and asses. But the preacher did not
+see this analogy. It lay too close to him], "bekase-ah, you see,
+men-ah is mighty like oxen-ah. Fer they's a tremengious
+defference-ah atwixt defferent oxen-ah, jest as thar is atwext
+defferent men-ah; fer the ox knoweth-ah his owner-ah, and the
+ass-ah, his master's crib-ah. Now, my respective hearers-ah" [the
+preacher's voice here grew mellow, and the succeeding sentences
+were in the most pathetic and lugubrious tones], "you all know-ah
+that your humble speaker-ah has got-ah jest the best yoke of
+steers-ah in this township-ah." [Here Betsey Short shook the floor
+with a suppressed titter.] "They a'n't no sech steers as them air
+two of mine-ah in this whole kedentry-ah. Them crack oxen over at
+Clifty-ah ha'n't a patchin' to mine-ah. Fer the ox knoweth his
+owner-ah and the ass-ah his master's crib-ah.</p>
+<p>"Now, my respective hearers-ah, they's a right smart sight of
+defference-ah atwext them air two oxen-ah, jest like they is atwext
+defferent men-ah. Fer-ah" [here the speaker grew earnest, and sawed
+the air, from this to the close, in a most frightful way], "fer-ah,
+you see-ah, when I go out-ah in the mornin'-ah to yoke-ah up-ah
+them air steers-ah, and I says-ah, 'Wo, Berry-ah! <i>Wo,
+Berry-ah!</i> WO, BERRY-AH', why Berry-ah jest stands stock
+still-ah and don't hardly breathe-ah while I put on the yoke-ah,
+and put in the bow-ah, and put in the key-ah, fer, my brethering-ah
+and sistering-ah, the ox knoweth his owner-ah, and the ass-ah his
+master's crib-ah. Hal-le-lu-ger-ah!</p>
+<p>"But-ah, my hearers-ah, but-ah when I stand at t'other eend of
+the yoke-ah, and say, 'Come, Buck-ah! <i>Come, Buck-ah!</i> COME,
+BUCK-AH! COME, BUCK-AH!' why what do you think-ah? Buck-ah, that
+ornery ole Buck-ah, 'stid of comin' right along-ah and puttin' his
+neck under-ah, acts jest like some men-ah what is fools-ah. Buck-ah
+jest kinder sorter stands off-ah, and kinder sorter puts his head
+down-ah this 'ere way-ah, and kinder looks mad-ah, and says,
+Boo-<i>oo</i>-OO-OO-ah!"</p>
+<p>Alas! Hartsook found no spiritual edification there, and he was
+in no mood to be amused. And so, while the sermon drew on through
+two dreary hours, he forgot the preacher in noticing a bright green
+lizard which, having taken up its winter quarters behind the tin
+candlestick that hung just back of the preacher's head, had been
+deceived by the genial warmth coming from the great box-stove, and
+now ran out two or three feet from his shelter, looking down upon
+the red-nosed preacher in a most confidential and amusing manner.
+Sometimes he would retreat behind the candlestick, which was not
+twelve inches from the preacher's head, and then rush out again. At
+each reappearance Betsey Short would stuff her handkerchief into
+her mouth and shake in a most distressing way. Shocky wondered what
+the lizard was winking at the preacher about. And Miss Martha
+thought that it reminded her of a lizard that she see at the East,
+the time she was to Bosting, in a jar of alcohol in the Natural
+History Rooms. The Squire was not disappointed in his anticipation
+that Mr. Bosaw would attack his denomination with some fury. In
+fact, the old preacher outdid himself in his violent indignation at
+"these people that follow Campbell-ah, that thinks-ah that
+obejience-ah will save 'em-ah and that belongs-ah to temp'rince
+societies-ah and Sunday-schools-ah, and them air things-ah, that's
+not ortherized in the Bible-ah, but comes of the devil-ah, and
+takes folks as belongs to 'em to hell-ah."</p>
+<p>As they came out the door Ralph rallied enough to remark: "He
+did attack your people, Squire."</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes," said the Squire. "Didn't you see the Sarpent
+inspirin' him?"</p>
+<p>But the long, long hours were ended and Ralph got on the
+clay-bank mare and rode up alongside the stile whence Miss Martha
+mounted. And as he went away with a heavy heart, he overheard Pete
+Jones call out to somebody:</p>
+<p>"We'll tend to his case &amp; Christmas." Christmas was two days
+off.</p>
+<p>And Miss Martha remarked with much trepidation that poor Pearson
+would have to leave. She'd always been afraid that would be the end
+of it. It reminded her of something she heard at the East, the time
+she was down to Bosting.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_21_21" id="Footnote_21_21"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_21_21"><span class="label">[21]</span></a> Even the
+Anti-means Baptists have suffered from the dire spirit of the age.
+They are to-day a very respectable body of people calling
+themselves "Primitive Baptists." Perhaps the description in the
+text never applied to the whole denomination, but only to the
+Hardshells of certain localities. Some of these intensely
+conservative churches, I have reason to believe, were always
+composed of reputable people. But what is said above is not in the
+least exaggerated as a description of many of the churches in
+Indiana and Illinois. Their opposition to the temperance
+reformation was both theoretical and practical. A rather able
+minister of the denomination whom I knew as a boy used to lie in
+besotted drunkenness by the roadside. I am sorry to confess that he
+once represented the county in the State legislature. The piece of
+a sermon given in this chapter was heard near Cairo, Illinois, in
+the days before the war. Most of the preachers were illiterate
+farmers. I have heard one of them hold forth two hours at a
+stretch. But even in that day there were men among the Hardshells
+whose ability and character commanded respect. This was true,
+especially in Kentucky, where able men like the two Dudleys held to
+the Antinomian wing of their denomination. But the Hardshells are
+perceptibly less hard than they were. You may march at the rear of
+the column among Hunkers and Hardshells if you will, but you are
+obliged to march. Those who will not go voluntarily, the
+time-spirit, walking behind, prods onward with a goad.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII.</h2>
+<h3>A STRUGGLE FOR THE MASTERY</h3>
+<p>The school had closed on Monday evening as usual. The boys had
+been talking in knots all day. Nothing but the bulldog in the
+slender, resolute young master had kept down the rising storm. A
+teacher who has lost moral support at home, can not long govern a
+school. Ralph had effectually lost his popularity in the district,
+and the worst of it was that he could not divine from just what
+quarter the ill wind came, except that he felt sure of Small's
+agency in it somewhere. Even Hannah had slighted him, when he
+called at Means's on Monday morning to draw the pittance of pay
+that was due him.</p>
+<p>He had expected a petition for a holiday on Christmas day. Such
+holidays are deducted from the teacher's time, and it is customary
+for the boys to "turn out" the teacher who refuses to grant them,
+by barring him out of the school-house on Christmas and New Year's
+morning. Ralph had intended to grant a holiday if it should be
+asked, but it was not asked. Hank Banta was the ringleader in the
+disaffection, and he had managed to draw the surly Bud, who was
+present this morning, into it. It is but fair to say that Bud was
+in favor of making a request before resorting to extreme measures,
+but he was overruled. He gave it as his solemn opinion that the
+master was mighty peart, and they would be beat anyhow some way,
+but he would lick the master fer two cents ef he warn't so slim
+that he'd feel like he was fighting a baby.</p>
+<p>And all that day things looked black. Ralph's countenance was
+cold and hard as stone, and Shocky trembled where he sat. Betsey
+Short tittered rather more than usual. A riot or a murder would
+have seemed amusing to her.</p>
+<p>School was dismissed, and Ralph, instead of returning to the
+Squire's, set out for the village of Clifty, a few miles away. No
+one knew what he went for, and some suggested that he had
+"sloped."</p>
+<p>But Bud said "he warn't that air kind. He was one of them air
+sort as died in their tracks, was Mr. Hartsook. They'd find him on
+the ground nex' morning, and he lowed the master war made of that
+air sort of stuff as would burn the dog-on'd ole school-house to
+ashes, or blow it into splinters, but what he'd beat. Howsumdever
+he'd said he was a-goin' to help, and help he would; but all the
+sinno in Golier wouldn't be no account again the cute they was in
+the head of the master."</p>
+<p>But Bud, discouraged as he was with the fear of Ralph's "cute,"
+went like a martyr to the stake and took his place with the rest in
+the school-house at nine o'clock at night. It may have been Ralph's
+intention to preoccupy the school-house, for at ten o'clock Hank
+Banta was set shaking from head to foot at seeing a face that
+looked like the master's at the window. He waked up Bud and told
+him about it.</p>
+<p>"Well, what are you a-tremblin' about, you coward?" growled Bud.
+"He won't shoot you; but he'll beat you at this game, I'll bet a
+hoss, and me, too, and make us both as 'shamed of ourselves as dogs
+with tin-kittles to their tails. You don't know the master, though
+he did duck you. But he'll larn you a good lesson this time, and me
+too, like as not." And Bud soon snored again, but Hank shook with
+fear every time he looked at the blackness outside the windows. He
+was sure he heard foot-falls. He would have given anything to have
+been at home.</p>
+<p>When morning came, the pupils began to gather early. A few boys
+who were likely to prove of service in the coming siege were
+admitted through the window, and then everything was made fast, and
+a "snack" was eaten.</p>
+<p>"How do you 'low he'll get in?" said Hank, trying to hide his
+fear.</p>
+<p>"How do I 'low?" said Bud. "I don't 'low nothin' about it. You
+might as well ax me where I 'low the nex' shootin' star is a-goin'
+to drap. Mr. Hartsook's mighty onsartin. But he'll git in, though,
+and tan your hide fer you, you see ef he don't. <i>Ef</i> he don't
+blow up the school-house with gunpowder!" This last was thrown in
+by way of alleviating the fears of the cowardly Hank, for whom Bud
+had a great contempt.</p>
+<p>The time for school had almost come. The boys inside were
+demoralized by waiting. They began to hope that the master had
+"sloped." They dreaded to see him coming.</p>
+<p>"I don't believe he'll come," said Hank, with a cold shiver.
+"It's past school-time."</p>
+<p>"Yes, he will come, too," said Bud. "And he 'lows to come in
+here mighty quick. I don't know how. But he'll be a-standin' at
+that air desk when it's nine o'clock. I'll bet a thousand dollars
+on that. <i>Ef</i> he don't take it into his head to blow us up!"
+Hank was now white.</p>
+<p>Some of the parents came along, accidentally of course, and
+stopped to see the fun, sure that Bud would thrash the master if he
+tried to break in. Small, on the way to see a patient perhaps,
+reined up in front of the door. Still no Ralph. It was just five
+minutes before nine. A rumor now gained currency that he had been
+seen going to Clifty the evening before, and that he had not come
+back, though in fact Ralph had come back, and had slept at Squire
+Hawkins's.</p>
+<p>"There's the master," cried Betsey Short, who stood out in the
+road shivering and giggling alternately. For Ralph at that moment
+emerged from the sugar-camp by the school-house, carrying a
+board.</p>
+<p>"Ho! ho!" laughed Hank, "he thinks he'll smoke us out. I guess
+he'll find us ready." The boys had let the fire burn down, and
+there was now nothing but hot hickory coals on the hearth.</p>
+<p>"I tell you he'll come in. He didn't go to Clifty fer nothing"
+said Bud, who sat still on one of the benches which leaned against
+the door. "I don't know how, but they's lots of ways of killing a
+cat besides chokin' her with butter. He'll come in&mdash;<i>ef</i>
+he don't blow us all sky-high!"</p>
+<p>Ralph's voice was now heard, demanding that the door be
+opened.</p>
+<p>"Let's open her," said Hank, turning livid with fear at the
+firm, confident tone of the master.</p>
+<p>Bud straightened himself up. "Hank, you're a coward. I've got a
+mind to kick you. You got me into this blamed mess, and now you
+want to craw-fish. You jest tech one of these 'ere fastenings, and
+I'll lay you out flat of your back afore you can say Jack
+Robinson."</p>
+<p>The teacher was climbing to the roof with the board in hand.</p>
+<p>"That air won't win," laughed Pete Jones outside. He saw that
+there was no smoke. Even Bud began to hope that Ralph would fail
+for once. The master was now on the ridge-pole of the school-house.
+He took a paper from his pocket, and deliberately poured the
+contents down the chimney.</p>
+<p>Mr. Pete Jones shouted "Gunpowder!" and set off down the road to
+be out of the way of the explosion. Dr. Small remembered, probably,
+that his patient might die while he sat here, and started on.</p>
+<p>But Ralph emptied the paper, and laid the board over the
+chimney. What a row there was inside! The benches that were braced
+against the door were thrown down, and Hank Banta rushed out,
+rubbing his eyes, coughing frantically, and sure that he had been
+blown up. All the rest followed, Bud bringing up the rear sulkily,
+but coughing and sneezing for dear life. Such a smell of sulphur as
+came from that school-house!</p>
+<p>Betsey had to lean against the fence to giggle.</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-161.jpg"><img src="images/illus-161.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>FIRE AND BRIMSTONE</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>As soon as all were out, Ralph threw the board off the chimney,
+leaped to the ground, entered the school-house, and opened the
+windows. The school soon followed him, and all was still.</p>
+<p>"Would he thrash?" This was the important question in Hank
+Banta's mind. And the rest looked for a battle with Bud.</p>
+<p>"It is just nine o'clock," said Ralph, consulting his watch,
+"and I'm glad to see you all here promptly. I should have given you
+a holiday if you had asked me like gentlemen yesterday. On the
+whole, I think I shall give you a holiday, anyhow. The school is
+dismissed."</p>
+<p>And Hank felt foolish.</p>
+<p>And Bud secretly resolved to thrash Hank or the master, he
+didn't care which.</p>
+<p>And Mirandy looked the love she could not utter.</p>
+<p>And Betsey giggled.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></a>CHAPTER XIV.</h2>
+<h3>A CRISIS WITH BUD.</h3>
+<p>Ralph sat still at his desk. The school had gone. All at once he
+became conscious that Shocky sat yet in his accustomed place upon
+the hard, backless bench.</p>
+<p>"Why, Shocky, haven't you gone yet?"</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;sir&mdash;I was waitin' to see if you warn't a-goin',
+too&mdash;I&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"I thought it would make me feel as if God warn't quite so fur
+away to talk to you. It did the other day."</p>
+<p>The master rose and put his hand on Shocky's head. Was it the
+brotherhood in affliction that made Shocky's words choke him so?
+Or, was it the weird thoughts that he expressed? Or, was it the
+recollection that Shocky was Hannah's brother? Hannah so far, far
+away from him now! At any rate, Shocky, looking up for the smile on
+which he fed, saw the relaxing of the master's face, that had been
+as hard as stone, and felt just one hot tear on his hand.</p>
+<p>"P'r'aps God's forgot you, too," said Shocky in a sort of half
+soliloquy. "Better get away from Flat Creek. You see God forgets
+everybody down here. 'Cause 'most everybody forgets God, 'cept Mr.
+Bosaw, and I 'low God don't no ways keer to be remembered by sich
+as him. Leastways I wouldn't if I was God, you know. I wonder what
+becomes of folks when God forgets 'em?" And Shocky, seeing that the
+master had resumed his seat and was looking absently into the fire,
+moved slowly out the door.</p>
+<p>"Shocky!" called the master.</p>
+<p>The little poet came back and stood before him.</p>
+<p>"Shocky, you mustn't think God has forgotten you. God brings
+things out right at last." But Ralph's own faith was weak, and his
+words sounded hollow and hypocritical to himself. Would God indeed
+bring things out right?</p>
+<p>He sat musing a good while, trying to convince himself of the
+truth of what he had just been saying to Shocky&mdash;that God
+would indeed bring things out right at last. Would it all come out
+right if Bud married Hannah? Would it all come out right if he were
+driven from Flat Creek with a dark suspicion upon his character?
+Did God concern himself with these things? Was there any God? It
+was the same old struggle between Doubt and Faith. And when Ralph
+looked up, Shocky had departed.</p>
+<p>In the next hour Ralph fought the old battle of Armageddon. I
+shall not describe it. You will fight it in your own way. No two
+alike. The important thing is the End. If you come out as he did,
+with the doubt gone and the trust in God victorious, it matters
+little just what shape the battle may take. Since Jacob became
+Israel there have never been two such struggles alike, save in that
+they all end either in victory or in defeat.</p>
+<p>It was after twelve o'clock on that Christmas day when Ralph put
+his head out the door of the school-house and called out: "Bud, I'd
+like to see you."</p>
+<p>Bud did not care to see the master, for he had inly resolved to
+"thrash him" and have done with him. But he couldn't back out,
+certainly not in sight of the others who were passing along the
+road with him.</p>
+<p>"I don't want the rest of you," said Ralph in a decided way, as
+he saw that Hank and one or two others were resolved to come
+also.</p>
+<p>"Thought maybe you'd want somebody to see far play," said Hank
+as he went off sheepishly.</p>
+<p>"If I did, you would be the last one I should ask," said Ralph.
+"There's no unfair play in Bud, and there is in you." And he shut
+the door.</p>
+<p>"Now, looky here, Mr. Ralph Hartsook," said Bud. "You don't come
+no gum games over me with your saft sodder and all that. I've made
+up my mind. You've got to promise to leave these 'ere digging, or
+I've got to thrash you."</p>
+<p>"You'll have to thrash me, then," said Ralph, turning a little
+pale, but remembering the bulldog. "But you'll tell me what It's
+all about, won't you?"</p>
+<p>"You know well enough. Folks says you know more 'bout the
+robbery at the Dutchman's than you orter. But I don't believe them.
+Fer them as says it is liars and thieves theirselves. 'Ta'n't fer
+none of that. And I shan't tell you what it <i>is</i> fer. So now,
+if you won't travel, why, take off your coat and git ready fer a
+thrashing."</p>
+<p>The master took off his coat and showed his slender arms. Bud
+laid his off, and showed the physique of a prize-fighter.</p>
+<p>"You a'n't a-goin to fight <i>me</i>?" said Bud.</p>
+<p>"Not unless you make me."</p>
+<p>"Why I could chaw you all up."</p>
+<p>"I know that."</p>
+<p>"Well, you're the grittiest feller I ever did see, and ef you'd
+jest kep off of my ground I wouldn't a touched you. But I a'n't
+a-goin' to be cut out by no feller a livin' 'thout thrashin' him in
+an inch of his life. You see I wanted to git out of this Flat Crick
+way. We're a low-lived set here in Flat Crick. And I says to
+myself, I'll try to be somethin' more nor Pete Jones, and dad, and
+these other triflin', good-fer-nothin' ones 'bout here. And when
+you come I says, There's one as'll help me. And what do you do with
+yor book-larnin' and town manners but start right out to git away
+the gal that I'd picked out, when I'd picked her out kase I
+thought, not bein' Flat Crick born herself, she might help a feller
+to do better! Now I won't let nobody cut me out without givin' 'em
+the best thrashin' it's in these 'ere arms to give."</p>
+<p>"But I haven't tried to cut you out."</p>
+<p>"You can't fool <i>me</i>."</p>
+<p>"Bud, listen to me, and then thrash me if you will. I went with
+that girl once. When I found you had some claims, I gave her up.
+Not because I was afraid of you, for I would rather have taken the
+worst thrashing you can give me than give her up. But I haven't
+spoken to her since the night of the first spelling-school."</p>
+<p>"You lie!" said Bud, doubling his fists.</p>
+<p>Ralph grew red.</p>
+<p>"You was a-waitin' on her last Sunday right afore my eyes, and
+a-tryin' to ketch my attention too. So when you're ready say
+so."</p>
+<p>"Bud, there is some misunderstanding." Hartsook spoke slowly and
+felt bewildered. "I tell you that I did not speak to Hannah last
+Sunday, and you know I didn't."</p>
+<p>"Hanner!" Bud's eyes grew large. "Hanner!" Here he gasped for
+breath, and looked around, "Hanner!" He couldn't get any further
+than the name at first. "Why, plague take it, who said Hanner?"</p>
+<p>"Mirandy said you were courting Hannah," said Ralph, feeling
+round in a vague way to get his ideas together.</p>
+<p>"Mirandy! Thunder! You believed Mirandy! Well! Now, looky here,
+Mr. Hartsook, ef you was to say that my sister lied, I'd lick you
+till yer hide wouldn't hold shucks. But <i>I</i> say, a-twix you
+and me and the gate-post, don't you never believe nothing that
+Mirandy Means says. Her and marm has set theirselves like fools to
+git you. Hanner! Well, she's a mighty nice gal, but you're welcome
+to <i>her</i>. I never tuck no shine that air way. But I was out of
+school last Thursday and Friday a-shucking corn to take to mill
+a-Saturday. And when I come past the Squire's and seed you talking
+to a gal as is a gal, you know"&mdash;here Bud hesitated and looked
+foolish&mdash;"I felt hoppin' mad."</p>
+<p>Bud put on his coat.</p>
+<p>Ralph put on his coat.</p>
+<p>Then they shook hands and Bud went out. Ralph sat looking into
+the fire. There was no conscientious difficulty now in the way of
+his claiming Hannah. The dry forestick lying on the rude stone
+andirons burst into a blaze. The smoldering hope In the heart of
+Ralph Hartsook did the same. He could have Hannah If he could win
+her. But there came slowly back the recollection of his lost
+standing in Flat Creek. There was circumstantial evidence against
+him. It was evident that Hannah believed something of this. What
+other stones Small might have put in circulation he did not know.
+Would Small try to win Hannah's love to throw it away again, as he
+had done with others? At least he would not spare any pains to turn
+the heart of the bound girl against Ralph.</p>
+<p>The bright flame on the forestick, which Ralph had been
+watching, flickered and burned low.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></a>CHAPTER XV.</h2>
+<h3>THE CHURCH OF THE BEST LICKS.</h3>
+<p>Just as the flame on the forestick, which Ralph had watched so
+intensely, flickered and burned low, and just as Ralph with a heavy
+but not quite hopeless heart rose to leave, the latch lifted and
+Bud re-entered.</p>
+<p>"I wanted to say something," he stammered, "but you know it's
+hard to say it. I ha'n't no book-larnin to speak of, and some
+things is hard to say when a man ha'n't got book-words to say 'em
+with. And they's some things a man can't hardly ever say anyhow to
+anybody."</p>
+<p>Here Bud stopped. But Ralph spoke in such a matter-of-course way
+in reply that he felt encouraged to go on.</p>
+<p>"You gin up Hanner kase you thought she belonged to me. That's
+more'n I'd a done by a long shot. Now, arter I left here jest now,
+I says to myself, a man what can gin up his gal on account of sech
+a feeling fer the rights of a Flat Cricker like me, why, dog-on it,
+says I, sech a man is the man as can help me do better. I don't
+know whether you're a Hardshell or a Saftshell, or a Methodist, or
+a Campbellite, or a New Light, or a United Brother, or a Millerite,
+or what-not. But I says, the man what can do the clean thing by a
+ugly feller like me, and stick to it, when I was jest ready to eat
+him up, is a kind of a man to tie to."</p>
+<p>Here Bud stopped in fright at his own volubility, for he had run
+his words off like a piece learned by heart, as though afraid that
+if he stopped he would not have courage to go on.</p>
+<p>Ralph said that he did not belong to any church, and he was
+afraid he couldn't do Bud much good. But his tone was full of
+sympathy, and, what is better than sympathy, a yearning for
+sympathy.</p>
+<p>"You see," said Bud, "I wanted to git out of this low-lived,
+Flat Crick way of livin'. We're a hard set down here, Mr. Hartsook.
+And I'm gittin' to be one of the hardest of 'em. But I never could
+git no good out of Bosaw with his whisky and meanness. And I went
+to the Mount Tabor church concert. I heard a man discussin'
+baptism, and regeneration, and so on. That didn't seem no cure for
+me, I went to a revival over at Clifty. Well, 'twarn't no use.
+First night they was a man that spoke about Jesus Christ in sech a
+way that I wanted to foller him everywhere. But I didn't feel fit.
+Next night I come back with my mind made up that I'd try Jesus
+Christ, and see ef he'd have me. But laws! they was a big man that
+night that preached hell. Not that I don't believe they's a hell.
+They's plenty not a thousand miles away as deserves it, and I don't
+know as I'm too good for it myself. But he pitched it at us, and
+stuck it in our faces in sech a way that I got mad. And I says,
+Well, ef God sends me to hell he can't make me holler 'nough nohow.
+You see my dander was up. And when my dander's up, I wouldn't gin
+up fer the devil his-self. The preacher was so insultin' with his
+way of doin' it. He seemed to be kind of glad that we was to be
+damned, and he preached somethin' like some folks swears. It didn't
+sound a bit like the Christ the little man preached about the night
+afore. So what does me and a lot of fellers do but slip out and cut
+off the big preacher's stirrups, and hang 'em on to the rider of
+the fence, and then set his hoss loose! And from that day,
+sometimes I did, and sometimes I didn't, want to be better. And
+to-day it seemed to me that you must know somethin' as would help
+me."</p>
+<p>Nothing is worse than a religious experience kept ready to be
+exposed to the gaze of everybody, whether the time is appropriate
+or not. But never was a religious experience more appropriate than
+the account which Ralph gave to Bud of his Struggle in the Dark.
+The confession of his weakness and wicked selfishness was a great
+comfort to Bud.</p>
+<p>"Do you think that Jesus Christ would&mdash;would&mdash;well, do
+you think he'd help a poor, unlarnt Flat Cricker like me?"</p>
+<p>"I think he was a sort of a Flat Creeker himself," said Ralph,
+slowly and very earnestly.</p>
+<p>"You don't say?" said Bud, almost getting off his seat.</p>
+<p>"Why, you see the town he lived in was a rough place. It was
+called Nazareth, which meant 'Bush-town.'"</p>
+<p>"You don't say?"</p>
+<p>"And he was called a Nazarene, which was about the same as
+'backwoodsman.'"</p>
+<p>And Ralph read the different passages which he had studied at
+Sunday-school, illustrating the condescension of Jesus, the stories
+of the publicans, the harlots, the poor, who came to him. And he
+read about Nathanael, who lived only six miles away, saying, 'Can
+any good thing come out of Nazareth?'"</p>
+<p>"Jus' what Clifty folks says about Flat Crick," broke in
+Bud.</p>
+<p>"Do you think I could begin without being baptized?" he added
+presently.</p>
+<p>"Why not? Let's begin now to do the best we can, by his
+help."</p>
+<p>"You mean, then, that I'm to begin now to put in my best licks
+for Jesus Christ, and that he'll help me?"</p>
+<p>This shocked Ralph's veneration a little. But it was the sincere
+utterance of an earnest soul. It may not have been an orthodox
+start, but it was the one start for Bud. And there be those who
+have repeated with the finest &aelig;sthetic appreciation the old
+English liturgies who have never known religious aspiration so
+sincere as that of this ignorant young Hercules, whose best
+confession was that he meant hereafter "to put in his best licks
+for Jesus Christ." And there be those who can define repentance and
+faith to the turning of a hair who never made so genuine a start
+for the kingdom of Heaven as Bud Means did.</p>
+<p>Ralph said yes, that he thought that was just it. At least, he
+guessed if there was something more, the man that was putting in
+his best licks would be sure to find it out.</p>
+<p>"Do you think he'd help a feller? Seems to me it would be number
+one to have God help you. Not to help you fight other folks, but to
+help you when it comes to fighting the devil inside. But you see I
+don't belong to no church"</p>
+<p>"Well, let's you and me have one right off. Two people that help
+one another to serve God make a church."</p>
+<p>I am afraid this ecclesiastical theory will not be considered
+orthodox. It was Ralph's, and I write it down at the risk of
+bringing him into condemnation.</p>
+<p>But other people before the days of Bud and Ralph have discussed
+church organization when they should have been doing Christian
+work. For both of them had forgotten the danger that hung over the
+old basket-maker, until Shocky burst into the school-house,
+weeping. Indeed, the poor, nervous little frame was ready to go
+into convulsions.</p>
+<p>"Miss Hawkins&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Bud started at mention of the name.</p>
+<p>"Miss Hawkins has just been over to say that a crowd is going to
+tar and feather Mr. Pearson to-night. And&mdash;" here Shocky wept
+again. "And he won't run, but he's took up the old flintlock, and
+he'll die in his tracks."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
+<h3>THE CHURCH MILITANT.</h3>
+<p>Bud was doubly enlisted on the side of John Pearson, the
+basket-maker. In the first place, he knew that this persecution of
+the unpopular old man was only a blind to save somebody else; that
+they were thieves who cried, "Stop thief!" And he felt consequently
+that this was a chance to put his newly-formed resolutions into
+practice. The Old Testament religious life, which consists in
+fighting the Lord's enemies, suited Bud's temper and education. It
+might lead to something better. It was the best possible to him,
+now. But I am afraid I shall have to acknowledge that there was a
+second motive that moved Bud to this championship. The good heart
+of Martha Hawkins having espoused the cause of the basket-maker,
+the heart of Bud Means could not help feeling warmly on the same
+side. Blessed is that man in whose life the driving of duty and the
+drawing of love impel the same way! But why speak of the driving of
+duty? For already Bud was learning the better lesson of serving God
+for the love of God.</p>
+<p>The old basket-maker was the most unpopular man in Flat Creek
+district. He had two great vices. He would go to Clifty and have a
+"spree" once in three months. And he would tell the truth in a most
+unscrupulous manner. A man given to plain speaking was quite as
+objectionable in Flat Creek as he would have been in France under
+the Empire, the Commune, or the Republic, and almost as
+objectionable as he would be in any refined community in America.
+People who live in glass houses have a horror of people who throw
+stones. And the old basket-maker, having no friends, was a good
+scape-goat. In driving him off, Pete Jones would get rid of a
+dangerous neighbor and divert attention from himself. The immediate
+crime of the basket-maker was that he had happened to see too
+much.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, when they got out into the road,
+"you'd better go straight home to the Squire's. Bekase ef this
+lightnin' strikes a second time it'll strike awful closte to you.
+You hadn't better be seen with us. Which way did you come,
+Shocky?"</p>
+<p>"Why, I tried to come down the holler, but I met Jones right by
+the big road, and he sweared at me and said he'd kill me ef I
+didn't go back and stay. And so I went back to the house and then
+slipped out through the graveyard. You see I was bound to come ef I
+got skinned. For Mr. Pearson's, stuck to me and I mean to stick to
+him, you see."</p>
+<p>Bud led Shocky through the graveyard. But when they reached the
+forest path from the graveyard he thought that perhaps it was not
+best to "show his hand," as he expressed it, too soon.</p>
+<p>"Now, Shocky," he said, "do you run ahead and tell the ole man
+that I want to see him right off down by the Spring-in-rock. I'll
+keep closte behind you, and ef anybody offers to trouble you, do
+you let off a yell and I'll be thar in no time."</p>
+<p>When Ralph left the school-house he felt mean. There were Bud
+and Shocky gone on an errand of mercy, and he, the truant member of
+the Church of the Best Licks, was not with them. The more he
+thought of it the more he seemed to be a coward, and the more he
+despised himself; so, yielding as usual to the first brave impulse,
+he leaped nimbly over the fence and started briskly through the
+forest in a direction intersecting the path on which were Bud and
+Shocky. He came in sight just in time to see the first conflict of
+the Church in the Wilderness with her foes.</p>
+<p>For Shocky's little feet went more swiftly on their eager errand
+than Bud had anticipated. He got farther out of Bud's reach than
+the latter intended he should, and he did not discover Pete Jones
+until Pete, with his hog-drover's whip, was right upon him.</p>
+<p>Shocky tried to halloo for Bud, but he was like one in a
+nightmare. The yell died into a whisper which could not have been
+heard ten feet.</p>
+<p>I shall not repeat Mr. Jones's words. They were frightfully
+profane. But he did not stop at words. He swept his whip round and
+gave little Shocky one terrible cut. Then the voice was released,
+and the piercing cry of pain brought Bud down the path flying.</p>
+<p>"You good-for-nothing scoundrel," growled Bud, "you're a coward
+and a thief to be a-beatin' a little creetur like him!" and with
+that Bud walked up on Jones, who prudently changed position in such
+a way as to get the upper side of the hill.</p>
+<p>"Well, I'll gin you the upper side, but come on," cried Bud, "ef
+you a'n't afeared to fight somebody besides a poor little sickly
+baby or a crippled soldier. Come on!"</p>
+<div class="figcenter"><br />
+<a href="images/illus-181.jpg"><img src="images/illus-181.jpg"
+width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<b>Bud Means comes to the rescue of Shocky.</b>
+<br /></div>
+<p>Pete was no insignificant antagonist. He had been a great
+fighter, and his well-seasoned arms were like iron. He had not the
+splendid set of Bud, but he had more skill and experience in the
+rude tournament of fists to which the backwoods is so much given.
+Now, being out of sight of witnesses and sure that he could lie
+about the fight afterward, he did not scruple to take advantages
+which would have disgraced him forever if he had taken them in a
+public fight on election day or at a muster. He took the uphill
+side, and he clubbed his whip-stalk, striking Bud with all his
+force with the heavy end, which, coward-like, he had loaded with
+lead. Bud threw up his strong left arm and parried the blow, which,
+however, was so fierce that it fractured one of the bones of the
+arm. Throwing away his whip Pete rushed upon Bud furiously,
+intending to overpower him, but Bud slipped quickly to one side and
+let Jones pass down the hill, and as Jones came up again Means
+dealt him one crushing blow that sent him full length upon the
+ground. Nothing but the leaves saved him from a most terrible fall.
+Jones sprang to his feet more angry than ever at being whipped by
+one whom he regarded as a boy, and drew a long dirk-knife. But he
+was blind with rage, and Bud dodged the knife, and this time gave
+Pete a blow on the nose which marred the homeliness of that feature
+and doubled the fellow up against a tree ten feet away.</p>
+<p>Ralph came in sight in time to see the beginning of the fight,
+and he arrived on the ground just as Pete Jones went down under the
+well-dealt blow from the only remaining fist of Bud Means.</p>
+<p>While Ralph examined Bud's disabled left arm Pete picked himself
+up slowly, and, muttering that he felt "consid'able shuck up like,"
+crawled away like a whipped puppy. To every one whom he met, Pete,
+whose intellect seemed to have weakened in sympathy with his frame,
+remarked feebly that he was consid'able shuck up like, and
+vouchsafed no other explanation. Even to his wife he only said that
+he felt purty consid'able shuck up like, and that the boys would
+have to get on to-night without him. There are some scoundrels
+whose very malignity is shaken out of them for the time being by a
+thorough drubbing.</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid you're going to have trouble with your arm, Bud,"
+said Ralph tenderly.</p>
+<p>"Never mind; I put in my best licks fer <i>Him</i> that air
+time, Mr. Hartsook." Ralph shivered a little at thought of this,
+but if it was right to knock Jones down at all, why might not Bud
+do it "heartily as unto the Lord?"</p>
+<p>Gideon did not feel any more honest pleasure in chastising the
+Midianites than did Bud in sending Pete Jones away purty
+consid'able shuck up like.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></a>CHAPTER XVII.</h2>
+<h3>A COUNCIL OF WAR.</h3>
+<p>Shocky, whose feet had flown as soon as he saw the final fall of
+Pete Jones, told the whole story to the wondering and admiring ears
+of Miss Hawkins, who unhappily could not remember anything at the
+East just like it; to the frightened ears of the rheumatic old lady
+who felt sure her ole man's talk and stubbornness would be the ruin
+of him, and to the indignant ears of the old soldier who was
+hobbling up and down, sentinel-wise, in front of his cabin,
+standing guard over himself.</p>
+<p>"No, I won't leave," he said to Ralph and Bud. "You see I jest
+won't. What would Gin'ral Winfield Scott say ef he knew that one of
+them as fit at Lundy's Lane backed out, retreated, run fer fear of
+a passel of thieves? No, sir; me and the old flintlock will live
+and die together. I'll put a thunderin' charge of buckshot into the
+first one of them scoundrels as comes up the holler. It'll be
+another Lundy's Lane. And you, Mr. Hartsook, may send Scott word
+that ole Pearson, as fit at Lundy's Lane under him, died a-fightin'
+thieves on Rocky Branch, in Hoopole Kyounty, State of
+Injeanny."</p>
+<p>And the old man hobbled faster and faster, taxing his wooden leg
+to the very utmost, as if his victory depended on the vehemence
+with which he walked his beat.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Pearson sat wringing her hands and looking appealingly at
+Martha Hawkins, who stood in the door, in despair, looking
+appealingly at Bud. Bud was stupefied by the old man's stubbornness
+and his own pain, and in his turn appealed mutely to the master, in
+whose resources he had boundless confidence. Ralph, seeing that all
+depended on him, was taxing his wits to think of some way to get
+round Pearson's stubbornness. Shocky hung to the old man's coat and
+pulled away at him with many entreating words, but the venerable,
+bare-headed sentinel strode up and down furiously, with his
+flintlock on his shoulder and his basket-knife in his belt.</p>
+<p>Just at this point somebody could be seen indistinctly through
+the bushes coming up the hollow.</p>
+<p>"Halt!" cried the old hero. "Who goes there?"</p>
+<p>"It's me, Mr. Pearson. Don't shoot me, please."</p>
+<p>It was the voice of Hannah Thomson. Hearing that the whole
+neighborhood was rising against the benefactor of Shocky and of her
+family, she had slipped away from the eyes of her mistress, and run
+with breathless haste to give warning in the cabin on Rocky Branch.
+Seeing Ralph, she blushed, and went into the cabin.</p>
+<p>"Well," said Ralph, "the enemy is not coming yet. Let us hold a
+council of war."</p>
+<p>This thought came to Ralph like an inspiration. It pleased the
+old man's whim, and he sat down on the door-step.</p>
+<p>"Now, I suppose," said Ralph, "that General Winfield Scott
+always looked into things a little before he went into a fight.
+Didn't he?"</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," assented the old man.</p>
+<p>"Well," said Ralph. "What is the condition of the enemy? I
+suppose the whole neighborhood's against us."</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the old man. The rest were silent, but
+all felt the statement to be about true.</p>
+<p>"Next," said Ralph, "I suppose General Winfield Scott would
+always inquire into the condition of his own troops. Now let us
+see. Captain Pearson has Bud, who is the right wing, badly crippled
+by having his arm broken in the first battle." (Miss Hawkins looked
+pale.)</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the old man.</p>
+<p>"And I am the left wing, pretty good at giving advice, but very
+slender in a fight."</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the old man.</p>
+<p>"And Shocky and Miss Martha and Hannah good aids, but nothing in
+a battle."</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the basket-maker, a little
+doubtfully.</p>
+<p>"Now let's look at the arms and accouterments, I think you call
+them. Well, this old musket has been loaded&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"This ten year," said the old lady.</p>
+<p>"And the lock is so rusty that you could not cock it when you
+wanted to take aim at Hannah."</p>
+<p>The old man looked foolish, and muttered "<i>To</i> be
+sure."</p>
+<p>"And there isn't another round of ammunition in the house."</p>
+<p>The old man was silent.</p>
+<p>"Now let us look at the incumbrances. Here's the old lady and
+Shocky. If you fight, the enemy will be pleased. It will give them
+a chance to kill you. And then the old lady will die and they will
+do with Shocky as they please."</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the old man reflectively.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Ralph, "General Winfield Scott, under such
+circumstances, would retreat in good order. Then, when he could
+muster his forces rightly, he would drive the enemy from his
+ground."</p>
+<p>"To be sure," said the old man. "What ort I to do?"</p>
+<p>"Have you any friends?"</p>
+<p>"Well, yes; ther's my brother over in Jackson Kyounty. I mout go
+there."</p>
+<p>"Well," said Bud, "do you just go down to Spring-in-rock and
+stay there. Them folks won't be here tell midnight. I'll come fer
+you at nine with my roan colt, and I'll set you down over on the
+big road on Buckeye Run. Then you can git on the mail-wagon that
+passes there about five o'clock in the mornin', and go over to
+Jackson County and keep shady till we want you to face the enemy
+and to swear agin some folks. And then well send fer you."</p>
+<p>"To be sure," said the old man in a broken voice. "I reckon
+General Winfield Scott wouldn't disapprove of such a maneuver as
+that thar."</p>
+<p>Miss Martha beamed on Bud to his evident delight, for he carried
+his painful arm part of the way home with her. Ralph noticed that
+Hannah looked at <i>him</i> with a look full of contending
+emotions. He read admiration, gratitude, and doubt in the
+expression of her face, as she turned toward home.</p>
+<p>"Well, good-by, ole woman," said Pearson, as he took up his
+little handkerchief full of things and started for his
+hiding-place; "good-by. I didn't never think I'd desart you, and ef
+the old flintlock hadn't a been rusty, I'd a staid and died right
+here by the ole cabin. But I reckon 'ta'n't best to be
+brash<a name="FNanchor_22_22" id="FNanchor_22_22"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_22_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a>." And Shocky looked
+after him, as he hobbled away over the stones, more than ever
+convinced that God had forgotten all about things on Flat Creek. He
+gravely expressed his opinion to the master the next day.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_22_22" id="Footnote_22_22"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_22_22"><span class="label">[22]</span></a> The elaborate
+etymological treatment of this word in its various forms in our
+best dictionary is a fine illustration of the fact that something
+more than scholarship is needed for penetrating the mysteries of
+current folk-speech. <i>Brash</i>&mdash;often <i>bresh</i>&mdash;in
+the sense of refuse boughs of trees, is only another form of
+<i>brush</i>; the two are used as one word by the people.
+<i>Brash</i> in the sense of brittle has no conscious connection
+with the noun in popular usage, but it is accounted by the people
+the same word as <i>brash</i> in the sense of rash or impetuous.
+The suggestion in the Century Dictionary that the words spelled
+<i>brash</i> are of modern formation violates the soundest canon of
+antiquarian research, which is that a word phrase or custom widely
+diffused among plain or rustic people is of necessity of ancient
+origin. Now <i>brash</i>, the adjective, exists in both senses in
+two or three of the most widely separated dialects of the United
+States, and hence must have come from England. Indeed, it appears
+in Wright's Dictionary of Provincial English in precisely the sense
+it has in the text.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></a>CHAPTER
+XVIII.</h2>
+<h3>ODDS AND ENDS.</h3>
+<p>The Spring-in-rock, or, as it was sometimes, by a curious
+perversion, called, the "rock-in-spring," was a spring running out
+of a cave-like fissure in a high limestone cliff. Here the old man
+sheltered himself on that dreary Christmas evening, until Bud
+brought his roan colt to the top of the cliff above, and he and
+Ralph helped the old man up the cliff and into the saddle. Ralph
+went back to bed, but Bud, who was only too eager to put in his
+best licks, walked by the side of old John Pearson the six miles
+over to Buckeye Run, and at last, after eleven o'clock, he
+deposited him in a hollow sycamore by the road, there to wait the
+coming of the mail-wagon that would carry him into Jackson
+County.</p>
+<p>"Good-by," said the basket-maker, as Bud mounted the colt to
+return. "Ef I'm wanted jest send me word, and I'll make a forrard
+movement any time. I don't like this 'ere thing of running off in
+the night-time. But I reckon General Winfield Scott would a ordered
+a retreat ef he'd a been in my shoes. I'm lots obleeged to you.
+Akordin' to my tell, we're all of us selfish in everything; but
+I'll be dog-on'd ef I don't believe you and one or two more is
+exceptions."</p>
+<p>Whether it was that the fact that Pete Jones had got consid'able
+shuck up demoralized his followers, or whether it was that the old
+man's flight was suspected, the mob did not turn out in very great
+force, and the tarring was postponed indefinitely, for by the time
+they came together it became known somehow that the man with a
+wooden leg had outrun them all. But the escape of one devoted
+victim did not mollify the feelings of the people toward the next
+one.</p>
+<p>By the time Bud returned his arm was very painful, and the next
+day he went under Dr. Small's treatment to reduce the fracture.
+Whatever suspicions Bud might have of Pete Jones, he was not
+afflicted with Ralph's dread of the silent young doctor. And if
+there was anything Small admired it was physical strength and
+courage. Small wanted Bud on his side, and least of all did he want
+him to be Ralph's champion. So that the silent, cool, and skillful
+doctor went to work to make an impression on Bud Means.</p>
+<p>Other influences were at work upon him also. Mrs. Means volleyed
+and thundered in her usual style about his "takin' up with a
+one-legged thief, and runnin' arter that master that was a mighty
+suspicious kind of a customer, akordin' to her tell. She'd allers
+said so. Ef she'd a been consulted he wouldn't a been hired. He
+warn't fit company fer nobody."</p>
+<p>And old Jack Means 'lowed Bud must want to have <i>their</i>
+barns burnt like some other folkses had been. Fer his part, he had
+sense enough to know they was some people as it wouldn't do to set
+a body's self agin. And as fer him, he didn't butt his brains out
+agin a buckeye-tree. Not when he was sober. And so they managed,
+during Bud's confinement to the house, to keep him well supplied
+with all the ordinary discomforts of life.</p>
+<p>But one visit from Martha Hawkins, ten words of kindly inquiry
+from her, and the remark that his broken arm reminded her of
+something she had seen at the East and something somebody said the
+time she was to Bosting, were enough to repay the champion a
+thousand fold for all that he suffered. Indeed, that visit, and the
+recollection of Ralph's saying that Jesus Christ was a sort of a
+Flat Creeker himself, were manna in the wilderness to Bud.</p>
+<p>Poor Shocky was sick. The excitement had been too much for him,
+and though his fever was very slight it was enough to produce just
+a little delirium. Either Ralph or Miss Martha was generally at the
+cabin.</p>
+<p>"They're coming," said Shocky to Ralph, "they're coming. Pete
+Jones is a-going to bind me out for a hundred years. I wish Hanner
+would hold me so's he couldn't. God's forgot all about us here in
+Flat Creek, and there's nobody to help it."</p>
+<p>And he shivered at every sudden sound. He was never free from
+this delirious fright except when the master held him tight in his
+arms. He staggered around the floor, the very shadow of Shocky, and
+was so terrified by the approach of darkness that Ralph staid in
+the cabin on Wednesday night and Miss Hawkins staid on Thursday
+night. On Friday, Bud sent a note to Ralph, askin him to come and
+see him.</p>
+<p>"You see, Mr. Hartsook, I ha'n't forgot what was said about
+puttin' in our best licks for Jesus Christ. I've been a-trying to
+read some about him while I set here. And I read where he said
+somethin about doing fer the least of his brethren being as the
+same like as if it was done fer Jesus Christ his-self. Now there's
+Shocky. I reckon, p'r'aps, as anybody is a little brother of Jesus
+Christ, it is that Shocky. Pete Jones and his brother Bill is
+determined to have him back there to-morry. Bekase you see, Pete's
+one of the County Commissioners and to-morry's the day that they
+bind out. He wants to bind out that boy jes' to spite ole Pearson
+and you and me. You see, the ole woman's been helped by the
+neighbors, and he'll claim Shocky to be a pauper, and they a'n't no
+human soul here as dares to do a thing con<i>tra</i>ry to Pete.
+Couldn't you git him over to Lewisburg? I'll lend you my roan
+colt."</p>
+<p>Ralph thought a minute. He dared not take Shocky to the uncle's
+where he found his only home. But there was Miss Nancy Sawyer, the
+old maid who was everybody's blessing. He could ask her to keep
+him. And, at any rate, he would save Shocky somehow.</p>
+<p>As he went out in the dusk, he met Hannah in the lane.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></a>CHAPTER XIX.</h2>
+<h3>FACE TO FACE.</h3>
+<p>In the lane, in the dark, under the shadow of the barn, Ralph
+met Hannah carrying her bucket of milk (they have no pails in
+Indiana)<a name="FNanchor_23_23" id="FNanchor_23_23"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_23_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a>. He could see only the
+white foam on the milk, and Hannah's white face. Perhaps it was
+well that he could not see how white Hannah's face was at that
+moment when a sudden trembling made her set down the heavy bucket.
+At first neither spoke. The recollection of all the joy of that
+walk together in the night came upon them both. And a great sense
+of loss made the night seem supernaturally dark to Ralph. Nor was
+it any lighter in the hopeless heart of the bound girl. The
+presence of Ralph did not now, as before, make the darkness of her
+life light.</p>
+<p>"Hannah&mdash;" said Ralph presently, and stopped. For he could
+not finish the sentence. With a rush there came upon him a
+consciousness of the suspicions that filled Hannah's mind. And with
+it there came a feeling of guilt. He saw himself from her
+stand-point, and felt a remorse almost as keen as it could have
+been had he been a criminal. And this sudden and morbid sense of
+his guilt as it appeared to Hannah paralyzed him. But when Hannah
+lifted her bucket with her hand, and the world with her heavy
+heart, and essayed to pass him, Ralph rallied and said:</p>
+<p>"<i>You</i> don't believe all these lies that are told about
+me."</p>
+<p>"I don't believe anything, Mr. Hartsook; that is, I don't want
+to believe anything against you. And I wouldn't mind anything they
+say if it wasn't for two things"&mdash;here she stammered and
+looked down.</p>
+<p>"If it wasn't for what?" said Ralph with a spice of indignant
+denial in his voice.</p>
+<p>Hannah hesitated, but Ralph pressed the question with
+eagerness.</p>
+<p>"I saw you cross that blue-grass pasture the night&mdash;the
+night that you walked home with me." She would have said the night
+of the robbery, but her heart smote her, and she adopted the more
+kindly form of the sentence.</p>
+<p>Ralph would have explained, but how?</p>
+<p>"I did cross the pasture," he began, "but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Just here it occurred to Ralph that there was no reason for his
+night excursion across the pasture. Hannah again took up her
+bucket, but he said:</p>
+<p>"Tell me what else you have against me."</p>
+<p>"I haven't anything against you. Only I am poor and friendless,
+and you oughtn't to make my life any heavier. They say that you
+have paid attention to a great many girls. I don't know why you
+should want to trifle with me."</p>
+<p>Ralph answered her this time. He spoke low. He spoke as though
+he were speaking to God. "If any man says that I ever trifled with
+any woman, he lies. I have never loved but one, and you know who
+that is. And God knows."</p>
+<p>"I don't know what to say, Mr. Hartsook." Hannah's voice was
+broken. These solemn words of love were like a river in the desert,
+and she was like a wanderer dying of thirst. "I don't know, Mr.
+Hartsook. If I was alone, it wouldn't matter. But I've got my blind
+mother and my poor Shocky to look after. And I don't want to make
+mistakes. And the world is so full of lies I don't know what to
+believe. Somehow I can't help believing what you say. You seem to
+speak so true. But&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But what?" said Ralph.</p>
+<p>"But you know how I saw you just as kind to Martha Hawkins on
+Sunday as&mdash;as&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Han&mdash;ner!" It was the melodious voice of the angry Mrs.
+Means, and Hannah lifted her pail and disappeared.</p>
+<p>Standing in the shadow of his own despair, Ralph felt how dark a
+night could be when it had no promise of morning.</p>
+<p>And Dr. Small, who had been stabling his horse just inside the
+barn, came out and moved quietly into the house just as though he
+had not listened intently to every word of the conversation.</p>
+<p>As Ralph walked away he tried to comfort himself by calling to
+his aid the bulldog in his character. But somehow it did not do him
+any good. For what is a bulldog but a stoic philosopher? Stoicism
+has its value, but Ralph had come to a place where stoicism was of
+no account. The memory of the Helper, of his sorrow, his brave and
+victorious endurance, came when stoicism failed. Happiness might go
+out of life, but in the light of Christ's life happiness seemed but
+a small element anyhow. The love of woman might be denied him, but
+there still remained what was infinitely more precious and holy,
+the love of God. There still remained the possibility of heroic
+living. Working, suffering, and enduring still remained. And he who
+can work for God and endure for God, surely has yet the best of
+life left. And, like the knights who could find the Holy Grail only
+in losing themselves, Hartsook, in throwing his happiness out of
+the count, found the purest happiness, a sense of the victory of
+the soul over the tribulations of life. The man who knows this
+victory scarcely needs the encouragement of the hope of future
+happiness. There is a real heaven in bravely lifting the load of
+one's own sorrow and work.</p>
+<p>And it was a good thing for Ralph that the danger hanging over
+Shocky made immediate action necessary.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_23_23" id="Footnote_23_23"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_23_23"><span class="label">[23]</span></a> The total
+absence of the word <i>pail</i> not only from the dialect, but even
+from cultivated speech in the Southern and Border States until very
+recently, is a fact I leave to be explained on further
+investigation. The word is an old one and a good one, but I fancy
+that its use in England could not have been generally diffused in
+the seventeenth century. So a Hoosier or a Kentuckian never
+<i>pared</i> an apple, but <i>peeled</i> it. Much light might be
+thrown on the origin and history of our dialects by investigating
+their deficiencies.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX"></a>CHAPTER XX.</h2>
+<h3>GOD REMEMBERS SHOCKY.</h3>
+<p>At four o'clock the next morning, in the midst of a driving
+snow, Ralph went timidly up the lane toward the homely castle of
+the Meanses. He went timidly, for he was afraid of Bull. But he
+found Bud waiting for him, with the roan colt bridled and saddled.
+The roan colt was really a large three-year-old, full of the finest
+sort of animal life, and having, as Bud declared, "a mighty sight
+of hoss sense fer his age." He seemed to understand at once that
+there was something extraordinary on hand when he was brought out
+of his comfortable quarters at four in the morning in the midst of
+a snow-storm. Bud was sure that the roan colt felt his
+responsibility.</p>
+<p>In the days that followed, Ralph often had occasion to remember
+this interview with Bud, who had risked much in bringing his
+fractured arm out into the cold, damp air. Jonathan never clave to
+David more earnestly than did Bud this December morning to
+Ralph.</p>
+<p>"You see, Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, "I wish I was well myself.
+It's hard to set still. But it's a-doing me a heap of good. I'm
+like a boy at school. And I'm a-findin' out that doing one's best
+licks fer others ain't all they is of it, though it's a good part.
+I feel like as if I must git Him, you know, to do lots for me.
+They's always some sums too hard fer a feller, and he has to ax the
+master to do 'em, you know. But see, the roan's a-stomping round.
+He wants to be off. Do you know I think that hoss knows something's
+up? I think he puts in his best licks fer me a good deal better
+than I do fer Him."</p>
+<p>Ralph pressed Bud's right hand. Bud rubbed his face against the
+colt's nose and said: "Put in your best licks, old fellow." And the
+colt whinnied. How a horse must want to speak! For Bud was right.
+Men are gods to horses, and they serve their deities with a
+faithfulness that shames us.</p>
+<p>Then Ralph sprang into the saddle, and the roan, as if wishing
+to show Bud his willingness, broke into a swinging gallop, and was
+soon lost to the sight of his master in the darkness and the snow.
+When Bud could no more hear the sound of the roan's footsteps he
+returned to the house, to lie awake picturing to himself the
+journey of Ralph with Shocky and the roan colt. It was a great
+comfort to Bud that the roan, which was almost a part of himself,
+represented him in this ride. And he knew the roan well enough to
+feel sure that he would do credit to his master. "He'll put in his
+best licks," Bud whispered to himself many a time before
+daybreak.</p>
+<p>The ground was but little frozen, and the snow made the roads
+more slippery than ever. But the rough-shod roan handled his feet
+dexterously and with a playful and somewhat self-righteous air, as
+though he said: "Didn't I do it handsomely that time?" Down
+slippery hills, through deep mud-holes covered with a slender film
+of ice he trod with perfect assurance. And then up over the rough
+stones of Rocky Hollow, where there was no road at all, he picked
+his way through the darkness and snow. Ralph could not tell where
+he was at last, but gave the reins to the roan, who did his duty
+bravely, and not without a little flourish, to show that he had yet
+plenty of spare power.</p>
+<p>A feeble candle-ray, making the dense snow-fall visible, marked
+for Ralph the site of the basket-maker's cabin. Miss Martha had
+been admitted to the secret, and had joined in the conspiracy
+heartily, without being able to recall anything of the kind having
+occurred at the East, and not remembering having seen or heard of
+anything of the sort the time she was to Bosting. She had Shocky
+all ready, having used some of her own capes and shawls to make him
+warm.</p>
+<p>Miss Martha came out to meet Ralph when she heard the feet of
+the roan before the door.</p>
+<p>"O Mr. Hartsook! is that you? What a storm. This is jest the way
+it snows at the East. Shocky's all ready. He didn't know a thing
+about it tell I waked him this morning. Ever since that he's been
+saying that God hasn't forgot, after all. It's made me cry more'n
+once." And Shocky kissed Mrs. Pearson, and told her that when he
+got away from Flat Creek he'd tell God all about it, and God would
+bring Mr. Pearson back again. And then Martha Hawkins lifted the
+frail little form, bundled in shawls, in her arms, and brought him
+out into the storm; and before she handed him up he embraced her,
+and said: "O Miss Hawkins! God ha'n't forgot me, after all. Tell
+Hanner that He ha'n't forgot. I'm going to ask him to git her away
+from Means's and mother out of the poor-house. I'll ask him just as
+soon as I get to Lewisburg."</p>
+<p>Ralph lifted the trembling form into his arms, and the little
+fellow only looked up in the face of the master and said: "You see,
+Mr. Hartsook, I thought God had forgot. But he ha'n't."</p>
+<p>And the words of the little boy comforted the master also. God
+had not forgotten him, either!</p>
+<p>From the moment that Ralph took Shocky into his arms, the
+conduct of the roan colt underwent an entire revolution. Before
+that he had gone over a bad place with a rush, as though he were
+ambitious of distinguishing himself by his brilliant execution. Now
+he trod none the less surely, but he trod tenderly. The neck was no
+longer arched. He set himself to his work as steadily as though he
+were twenty years old. For miles he traveled on in a long, swinging
+walk, putting his feet down carefully and firmly. And Ralph found
+the spirit of the colt entering into himself. He cut the snow-storm
+with his face, and felt a sense of triumph over all his
+difficulties. The bulldog's jaws had been his teacher, and now the
+steady, strong, and conscientious legs of the roan inspired
+him.</p>
+<p>Shocky had not spoken. He lay listening to the pattering music
+of the horse's feet, doubtless framing the footsteps of the roan
+colt into an anthem of praise to the God who had not forgot. But as
+the dawn came on, making the snow whiter, he raised himself and
+said half-aloud, as he watched the flakes chasing one another in
+whirling eddies, that the snow seemed to be having a good time of
+it. Then he leaned down again on the master's bosom, full of a
+still joy, and only roused himself from his happy reverie to ask
+what that big, ugly-looking house was.</p>
+<p>"See, Mr. Hartsook, how big it is, and how little and ugly the
+windows is! And the boards is peeling off all over it, and the hogs
+is right in the front yard. It don't look just like a house. It
+looks dreadful. What is it?"</p>
+<p>Ralph had dreaded this question. He did not answer it, but asked
+Shocky to change his position a little, and then he quickened the
+pace of the horse. But Shocky was a poet, and a poet understands
+silence more quickly than he does speech. The little fellow
+shivered as the truth came to him.</p>
+<p>"Is that the poor-house?" he said, catching his breath. "Is my
+mother in that place? <i>Won't</i> you take me in there, so as I
+can just kiss her once? 'Cause she can't see much, you know. And
+one kiss from me will make her feel so good. And I'll tell her that
+God ha'n't forgot." He had raised up and caught hold of Ralph's
+coat.</p>
+<p>Ralph had great difficulty in quieting him. He told him that if
+he went in there Bill Jones might claim that he was a runaway and
+belonged there. And poor Shocky only shivered and said he was cold.
+A minute later, Ralph found that he was shaking with a chill, and a
+horrible dread came over him. What if Shocky should die? It was
+only a minute's work to get down, take the warm horse-blanket from
+under the saddle, and wrap it about the boy, then to strip off his
+own overcoat and add that to it. It was now daylight, and finding,
+after he had mounted, that Shocky continued to shiver, he put the
+roan to his best speed for the rest of the way, trotting up and
+down the slippery hills, and galloping away on the level ground.
+How bravely the roan laid himself to his work, making the
+fence-corners fly past in a long procession! But poor little Shocky
+was too cold to notice them, and Ralph shuddered lest Shocky should
+never be warm again, and spoke to the roan, and the roan stretched
+out his head, and dropped one ear back to hear the first word of
+command, and stretched the other forward to listen for danger, and
+then flew with a splendid speed down the road, past the patches of
+blackberry briars, past the elderberry bushes, past the familiar
+red-haw tree in the fence-corner, over the bridge without regard to
+the threat of a five-dollar fine, and at last up the long lane into
+the village, where the smoke from the chimneys was caught and
+whirled round with the snow.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI"></a>CHAPTER XXI.</h2>
+<h3>MISS NANCY SAWYER.</h3>
+<p>In a little old cottage in Lewisburg, on one of the streets
+which was never traveled except by a solitary cow seeking pasture
+or a countryman bringing wood to some one of the half-dozen
+families living in it, and which in summer was decked with a
+profusion of the yellow and white blossoms of the
+dog-fennel&mdash;in this unfrequented street, so generously and
+unnecessarily broad, lived Miss Nancy Sawyer and her younger sister
+Semantha. Miss Nancy was a providence, one of those old maids that
+are benedictions to the whole town; one of those in whom the
+mother-love, wanting the natural objects on which to spend itself,
+overflows all bounds and lavishes itself on every needy thing, and
+grows richer and more abundant with the spending, a fountain of
+inexhaustible blessing. There is no nobler life possible to any one
+than to an unmarried woman. The more shame that some choose a
+selfish one, and thus turn to gall all the affection with which
+they are endowed. Miss Nancy Sawyer had been Ralph's Sunday-school
+teacher, and it was precious little, so far as information went,
+that he learned from her; for she never could conceive of Jerusalem
+as a place in any essential regard very different from Lewisburg,
+where she had spent her life. But Ralph learned from her what most
+Sunday-school teachers fail to teach, the great lesson of
+Christianity, by the side of which all antiquities and geographies
+and chronologies and exegetics and other niceties are as
+nothing.</p>
+<p>And now he turned the head of the roan toward the cottage of
+Miss Nancy Sawyer as naturally as the roan would have gone to his
+own stall in the stable at home. The snow had gradually ceased to
+fall, and was eddying round the house, when Ralph dismounted from
+his foaming horse, and, carrying the still form of Shocky as
+reverently as though it had been something heavenly, knocked at
+Miss Nancy Sawyer's door.</p>
+<p>With natural feminine instinct that lady started back when she
+saw Hartsook, for she had just built a fire in the stove, and she
+now stood at the door with unwashed face and uncombed hair.</p>
+<p>"Why, Ralph Hartsook, where did you drop down from&mdash;and
+what have you got?"</p>
+<p>"I came from Flat Creek this morning, and I brought you a little
+angel who has got out of heaven, and needs some of your motherly
+care."</p>
+<p>Shocky was brought in. The chill shook him now by fits only, for
+a fever had spotted his cheeks already.</p>
+<p>"Who are you?" said Miss Nancy, as she unwrapped him.</p>
+<p>"I'm Shocky, a little boy as God forgot, and then thought of
+again."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></a>CHAPTER XXII.</h2>
+<h3>PANCAKES.</h3>
+<p>Half an hour later, Ralph, having seen Miss Nancy Sawyer's
+machinery of warm baths and simple remedies safely in operation,
+and having seen the roan colt comfortably stabled, and rewarded for
+his faithfulness by a bountiful supply of the best hay and the
+promise of oats when he was cool&mdash;half an hour later Ralph was
+doing the most ample, satisfactory, and amazing justice to his Aunt
+Matilda's hot buckwheat-cakes and warm coffee. And after his life
+in Flat Creek, Aunt Matilda's house did look like paradise. How
+white the table-cloth, how bright the coffee-pot, how clean the
+wood-work, how glistening the brass door-knobs, how spotless
+everything that came under the sovereign sway of Mrs. Matilda
+White! For in every Indiana village as large as Lewisburg, there
+are generally a half-dozen women who are admitted to be the best
+housekeepers. All others are only imitators. And the strife is
+between these for the pre-eminence. It is at least safe to say that
+no other in Lewisburg stood so high as an enemy to dirt, and as a
+"rat, roach, and mouse exterminator," as did Mrs. Matilda White,
+the wife of Ralph's maternal uncle, Robert White, Esq., a lawyer in
+successful practice. Of course no member of Mrs. White's family
+ever stayed at home longer than was necessary. Her husband found
+his office&mdash;which he kept in as bad a state as possible in
+order to maintain an equilibrium in his life&mdash;much more
+comfortable than the stiffly clean house at home. From the time
+that Ralph had come to live as a chore-boy at his uncle's, he had
+ever crossed the threshold of Aunt Matilda's temple of cleanliness
+with a horrible sense of awe. And Walter Johnson, her son by a
+former marriage, had&mdash;poor, weak-willed fellow!&mdash;been
+driven into bad company and bad habits by the wretchedness of
+extreme civilization. And yet he showed the hereditary trait, for
+all the genius which Mrs. White consecrated to the glorious work of
+making her house too neat to be habitable, her son Walter gave to
+tying exquisite knots in his colored cravats and combing his oiled
+locks so as to look like a dandy barber. And she had no other
+children. The kind Providence that watches over the destiny of
+children takes care that very few of them are lodged in these
+terribly clean houses.</p>
+<p>But Walter was not at the table, and Ralph had so much anxiety
+lest his absence should be significant of evil, that he did not
+venture to inquire after him as he sat there between Mr. and Mrs.
+White disposing of Aunt Matilda's cakes with an appetite only
+justified by his long morning's ride and the excellence of the
+brown cakes, the golden honey, and the coffee, enriched, as Aunt
+Matilda's always was, with the most generous cream. Aunt Matilda
+was so absorbed in telling of the doings of the Dorcas Society that
+she entirely forgot to be surprised at the early hour of Ralph's
+arrival. When she had described the number of the garments finished
+to be sent to the Five Points Mission, or the Home for the
+Friendless, or the South Sea Islands, I forget which, Ralph thought
+he saw his chance, while Aunt Matilda was in a benevolent mood, to
+broach a plan he had been revolving for some time. But when he
+looked at Aunt Matilda's immaculate&mdash;horribly
+immaculate&mdash;housekeeping, his heart failed him, and he would
+have said nothing had she not inadvertently opened the door
+herself.</p>
+<p>"How did you get here so early, Ralph?" and Aunt Matilda's face
+was shadowed with a coming rebuke.</p>
+<p>"By early rising," said Ralph. But, seeing the gathering frown
+on his aunt's brow, he hastened to tell the story of Shocky as well
+as he could. Mrs. White did not give way to any impulse toward
+sympathy until she learned that Shocky was safely housed with Miss
+Nancy Sawyer.</p>
+<p>"Yes, Sister Sawyer has no family cares," she said by way of
+smoothing her slightly ruffled complacency, "she has no family
+cares, and she can do those things. Sometimes I think she lets
+people impose on her and keep her away from the means of grace, and
+I spoke to our new preacher about it the last time he was here, and
+asked him to speak to Sister Sawyer about staying away from the
+ordinances to wait on everybody, but he is a queer man, and he only
+said that he supposed Sister Sawyer neglected the inferior
+ordinances that she might attend to higher ones. But I don't see
+any sense in a minister of the gospel calling prayer-meeting a
+lower ordinance than feeding catnip-tea to Mrs. Brown's last baby.
+But hasn't this little boy&mdash;Shocking, or what do you call
+him?&mdash;got any mother?"</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Ralph, "and that was just what I was going to say."
+And he proceeded to tell how anxious Shocky was to see his
+half-blind mother, and actually ventured to wind up his remarks by
+suggesting that Shocky's mother be invited to stay over Sunday in
+Aunt Matilda's house.</p>
+<p>"Bless my stars!" said that astounded saint, "fetch a pauper
+here? What crazy notions you have got! Fetch her here out of the
+poor-house? Why, she wouldn't be fit to sleep in my&mdash;" here
+Aunt Matilda choked. The bare thought of having a pauper in her
+billowy beds, whose snowy whiteness was frightful to any ordinary
+mortal, the bare thought of the contagion of the poor-house taking
+possession of one of her beds, smothered her. "And then you know
+sore eyes are very catching."</p>
+<p>Ralph boiled a little. "Aunt Matilda, do you think Dorcas was
+afraid of sore eyes?"</p>
+<p>It was a center shot, and the lawyer-uncle, lawyerlike, enjoyed
+a good hit. And he enjoyed a good hit at his wife best of all, for
+he never ventured on one himself. But Aunt Matilda felt that a
+direct reply was impossible. She was not a lawyer but a woman, and
+so dodged the question by making a counter-charge.</p>
+<p>"It seems to me, Ralph, that you have picked up some very low
+associates. And you go around at night, I am told. You get over
+here by daylight, and I hear that you have made common cause with a
+lame soldier who acts as a spy for thieves, and that your running
+about of night is likely to get you into trouble."</p>
+<p>Ralph was hit this time. "I suppose," he said, "that you've been
+listening to some of Henry Small's lies."</p>
+<p>"Why, Ralph, how you talk! The worst sign of all is that you
+abuse such a young man as Dr. Small, the most exemplary Christian
+young man in the county. And he is a great friend of yours, for
+when he was here last week he did not say a word against you, but
+looked so sorry when your being in trouble was mentioned. Didn't
+he, Mr. White?"</p>
+<p>Mr. White, as in duty bound, said yes, but he said yes in a
+cool, lawyerlike way, which showed that he did not take quite so
+much stock in Dr. Small as his wife did. This was a comfort to
+Ralph, who sat picturing to himself the silent flattery which Dr.
+Small's eyes paid to his Aunt Matilda, and the quiet expression of
+pain that would flit across his face when Ralph's name was
+mentioned. And never until that moment had Hartsook understood how
+masterful Small's artifices were. He had managed to elevate himself
+in Mrs. White's estimation and to destroy Ralph at the same time,
+and had managed to do both by a contraction of the eyebrows!</p>
+<p>But the silence was growing painful and Ralph thought to break
+it and turn the current of talk from himself by asking after Mrs.
+White's son.</p>
+<p>"Where is Walter?"</p>
+<p>"Oh! Walter's doing well. He went down to Clifty three weeks ago
+to study medicine with Henry Small. He seems so fond of the doctor,
+and the doctor is such an excellent man, you know, and I have
+strong hopes that Wallie will be led to see the error of his ways
+by his association with Henry. I suppose he would have gone to see
+you but for the unfavorable reports that he heard. I hope, Ralph,
+you too will make the friendship of Dr. Small. And for the sake of
+your poor, dead mother"&mdash;here Aunt Matilda endeavored to show
+some emotion&mdash;"for the sake of your poor dead
+mother&mdash;"</p>
+<p>But Ralph heard no more. The buckwheat-cakes had lost their
+flavor. He remembered that the colt had not yet had his oats, and
+so, in the very midst of Aunt Matilda's affecting allusion to his
+mother, like a stiff-necked reprobate that he was, Ralph Hartsook
+rose abruptly from the table, put on his hat, and went out toward
+the stable.</p>
+<p>"I declare," said Mrs. White, descending suddenly from her high
+moral stand-point, "I declare that boy has stepped right on the
+threshold of the back-door," and she stuffed her white handkerchief
+into her pocket, and took down the floor-cloth to wipe off the
+imperceptible blemish left by Ralph's boot-heels. And Mr. White
+followed his nephew to the stable to request that he would be a
+little careful what he did about anybody in the poor-house, as any
+trouble with the Joneses might defeat Mr. White's nomination to the
+judgeship of the Court of Common Pleas.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXIII"></a>CHAPTER
+XXIII.</h2>
+<h3>A CHARITABLE INSTITUTION.</h3>
+<p>When Ralph got back to Miss Nancy Sawyer's, Shocky was sitting
+up in bed talking to Miss Nancy and Miss Semantha. His cheeks were
+a little flushed with fever and the excitement of telling his
+story; theirs were wet with tears. "Ralph," whispered Miss Nancy,
+as she drew him into the kitchen, "I want you to get a buggy or a
+sleigh, and go right over to the poor-house and fetch that boy's
+mother over here. It'll do me more good than any sermon I ever
+heard to see that boy in his mother's arms to-morrow. We can keep
+the old lady over Sunday."</p>
+<p>Ralph was delighted, so delighted that he came near kissing good
+Miss Nancy Sawyer, whose plain face was glorified by her
+generosity.</p>
+<p>But he did not go to the poor-house immediately. He waited until
+he saw Bill Jones, the Superintendent of the Poor-House, and Pete
+Jones, the County Commissioner, who was still somewhat shuck up,
+ride up to the court-house. Then he drove out of the village, and
+presently hitched his horse to the poor-house fence, and took a
+survey of the outside. Forty hogs, nearly ready for slaughter,
+wallowed in a pen in front of the forlorn and dilapidated house;
+for though the commissioners allowed a claim for repairs at every
+meeting, the repairs were never made, and it would not do to
+scrutinize Mr. Jones's bills too closely, unless you gave up all
+hope of renomination to office. One curious effect of political
+aspirations in Hoopole County, was to shut the eyes that they could
+not see, to close the ears that they could not hear, and to destroy
+the sense of smell. But Ralph, not being a politician, smelled the
+hog-pen without and the stench within, and saw everywhere the
+transparent fraud, and heard the echo of Jones's cruelty.</p>
+<p>A weak-eyed girl admitted him, and as he did not wish to make
+his business known at once, he affected a sort of idle interest in
+the place, and asked to be allowed to look round. The weak-eyed
+girl watched him. He found that all the women with children, twenty
+persons in all, were obliged to sleep in one room, which, owing to
+the hill-slope, was partly under ground, and which had but half a
+window for light, and no ventilation, except the chance draft from
+the door. Jones had declared that the women with children must stay
+there&mdash;"he warn't goin' to have brats a-runnin' over the whole
+house." Here were vicious women and good women, with their
+children, crowded like chickens in a coop for market. And there
+were, as usual in such places, helpless, idiotic women with
+illegitimate children. Of course this room was the scene of
+perpetual quarreling and occasional fighting.</p>
+<p>In the quarters devoted to the insane, people slightly demented
+and raving maniacs were in the same rooms, while there were also
+those utter wrecks which sat in heaps on the floor, mumbling and
+muttering unintelligible words, the whole current of their thoughts
+hopelessly muddled, turning around upon itself in eddies never
+ending.</p>
+<p>"That air woman," said the weak-eyed girl, "used to holler a
+heap when she was brought in here. But Pap knows how to subjue 'em.
+He slapped her in the mouth every time she hollered. She don't make
+no furss now, but jist sets down that way all day, and keeps
+a-whisperin'."</p>
+<p>Ralph understood it. When she came in she was the victim of
+mania; but she had been beaten into hopeless idiocy. Indeed this
+state of incurable imbecility seemed the end toward which all
+traveled. Shut in these bare rooms, with no treatment, no exercise,
+no variety, and meager food, cases of slight derangement soon grew
+into chronic lunacy.</p>
+<p>One young woman, called Phil, a sweet-faced person, apparently a
+farmer's wife, came up to Ralph and looked at him kindly, playing
+with the buttons on his coat in a childlike simplicity. Her
+blue-drilling dress was sewed all over with patches of white,
+representing ornamental buttons. The womanly instinct toward
+adornment had in her taken this childish turn.</p>
+<p>"Don't you think they ought to let me go home?" she said with a
+sweetness and a wistful, longing, home-sick look, that touched
+Ralph to the heart. He looked at her, and then at the muttering
+crones, and he could see no hope of any better fate for her. She
+followed him round the barn-like rooms, returning every now and
+then to her question. "Don't you think I might go home now?"</p>
+<p>The weak-eyed girl had been called away for a moment, and Ralph
+stood looking into a cell, where there was a man with a gay red
+plume in his hat and a strip of red flannel about his waist. He
+strutted up and down like a drill-sergeant.</p>
+<p>"I am General Andrew Jackson," he began. "People don't believe
+it, but I am. I had my head shot off at Bueny Visty, and the new
+one that growed on isn't nigh so good as the old one; it's tater on
+one side<a name="FNanchor_24_24" id="FNanchor_24_24"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_24_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a>. That's why they take
+advantage of me to shut me up. But I know some things. My head is
+tater on one side, but it's all right on t'other. And when I know a
+thing in the left side of my head, I know it. Lean down here. Let
+me tell you something out of the left side. Not out of the tater
+side, mind ye. I wouldn't a told you if he hadn't locked me up fer
+nothing. <i>Bill Jones is a thief</i>! He sells the bodies of the
+dead paupers, and then sells the empty coffins back to the county
+agin. But that a'n't all&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Just then the weak-eyed girl came back, and, as Ralph moved
+away, General Jackson called out: "That a'n't all. I'll tell the
+rest another time. And that a'n't out of the tater side, you can
+depend on that. That's out of the left side. Sound as a nut on that
+side!"</p>
+<p>But Ralph began to wonder where he should find Hannah's
+mother.</p>
+<p>"Don't go in there," cried the weak-eyed girl, as Ralph was
+opening a door. "Ole Mowley's in there, and she'll cuss you."</p>
+<p>"Oh! well, if that's all, her curses won't hurt," said Hartsook,
+pushing open the door. But the volley of blasphemy and vile
+language that he received made him stagger. The old hag paced the
+floor, abusing everybody that came in her way. And by the window,
+in the same room, feeling the light that struggled through the
+dusty glass upon her face, sat a sorrowful, intelligent
+Englishwoman. Ralph noticed at once that she was English, and in a
+few moments he discovered that her sight was defective. Could it be
+that Hannah's mother was the room-mate of this loathsome creature,
+whose profanity and obscenity did not intermit for a moment?</p>
+<p>Happily the weak-eyed girl had not dared to brave the curses of
+Mowley. Ralph stepped forward to the woman by the window, and
+greeted her.</p>
+<p>"Is this Mrs. Thomson?"</p>
+<p>"That is my name, sir," she said, turning her face toward Ralph,
+who could not but remark the contrast between the thorough
+refinement of her manner and her coarse, scant, unshaped
+pauper-frock of blue drilling.</p>
+<p>"I saw your daughter yesterday."</p>
+<p>"Did you see my boy?"</p>
+<p>There was a tremulousness in her voice and an agitation in her
+manner which disclosed the emotion she strove in vain to conceal.
+For only the day before Bill Jones had informed her that Shocky
+would be bound out on Saturday, and that she would find that goin'
+agin him warn't a payin' business, so much as some others he mout
+mention.</p>
+<p>Ralph told her about Shocky's safety. <i>I</i> shall not write
+down the conversation here. Critics would say that it was an
+overwrought scene. As if all the world were as cold as they! All I
+can tell is that this refined woman had all she could do to control
+herself in her eagerness to get out of her prison-house, away from
+the blasphemies of Mowley, away from the insults of Jones, away
+from the sights and sounds and smells of the place, and, above all,
+her eagerness to fly to the little shocky-head from whom she had
+been banished for two years. It seemed to her that she could gladly
+die now, if she could die with that flaxen head upon her bosom.</p>
+<p>And so, in spite of the opposition of Bill Jones's son, who
+threatened her with every sort of evil if she left, Ralph wrapped
+Mrs. Thomson's blue drilling in Nancy Sawyer's shawl, and bore the
+feeble woman off to Lewisburg. And as they drove away, a sad,
+childlike voice cried from the gratings of the upper window,
+"Good-by! good-by!" Ralph turned and saw that it was Phil, poor
+Phil, for whom there was no deliverance<a name="FNanchor_25_25" id=
+"FNanchor_25_25"></a><a href="#Footnote_25_25" class=
+"fnanchor">[25]</a>. And all the way back Ralph pronounced mental
+maledictions on the Dorcas Society, not for sending garments to the
+Five Points or the South Sea Islands, whichever it was, but for
+being so blind to the sorrow and poverty within its reach. He did
+not know, for he had not read the reports of the Boards of State
+Charities, that nearly all alms-houses are very much like this, and
+that the State of New York is not better in this regard than
+Indiana. And he did not know that it is true in almost all other
+counties, as it was in his own, that "Christian" people do not
+think enough of Christ to look for him in these lazar-houses.</p>
+<p>And while Ralph denounced the Dorcas Society, the eager, hungry
+heart of the mother ran, flew toward the little white-headed
+boy.</p>
+<p>No, I can not do it; I can not tell you about that meeting. I am
+sure that Miss Nancy Sawyer's tea tasted exceedingly good to the
+pauper, who had known nothing but cold water for years, and that
+the bread and butter were delicious to a palate that had eaten
+poor-house soup for dinner, and coarse poor-house bread and vile
+molasses for supper, and that without change for three years. But I
+can not tell you how it seemed that evening to Miss Nancy Sawyer,
+as the poor English lady sat in speechless ecstacy, rocking in the
+old splint-bottomed rocking-chair in the fire-light, while she
+pressed to her bosom with all the might of her enfeebled arms, the
+form of the little Shocky, who half-sobbed and half-sang, over and
+over again, "God ha'n't forgot us, mother; God ha'n't forgot
+us."</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_24_24" id="Footnote_24_24"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_24_24"><span class="label">[24]</span></a> Some time
+after this book appeared Dr. Brown-S&eacute;quard announced his
+theory of the dual brain. A writer in an English magazine called
+attention to the fact that the discovery had been anticipated by an
+imaginative writer, and cited the passage in the text as proving
+that the author of "The Hoosier School-Master" had outrun Dr.
+Brown-S&eacute;quard in perceiving the duality of the brain. It is
+a matter for surprise that an author, even an "imaginative" one,
+should have made so great a discovery without suspecting its
+meaning until it was explained by some one else.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_25_25" id="Footnote_25_25"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_25_25"><span class="label">[25]</span></a> The reader
+may be interested to know that "Phil" was drawn from the life, as
+was old Mowley and in part "General Jackson" also. Between 1867 and
+1870, I visited many jails and poor-houses with philanthropic
+purpose, publishing the results of my examination in some cases in
+<i>The Chicago Tribune</i>. Some of the abuses pointed out were
+reformed, others linger till this day, I believe.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXIV"></a>CHAPTER XXIV.</h2>
+<h3>THE GOOD SAMARITAN.</h3>
+<p>The Methodist church to which Mrs. Matilda White and Miss Nancy
+Sawyer belonged was the leading one in Lewisburg, as it was in most
+county-seat villages in Indiana. If I may be permitted to express
+my candid and charitable opinion of the difference between the two
+women, I shall have to use the old Quaker locution, and say that
+Miss Sawyer was a Methodist and likewise a Christian; Mrs. White
+was a Methodist, but I fear she was not likewise.</p>
+<p>As to the first part of this assertion, there was no room to
+doubt Miss Nancy's piety. She could get happy in class-meeting (for
+who had a better right?), and could witness a good experience in
+the quarterly love-feast. But it is not upon these grounds that I
+base my opinion of Miss Nancy. Do not even the Pharisees the same?
+She never dreamed that she had any right to speak of "Christian
+Perfection" (which, as Mrs. Partington said of total depravity, is
+an excellent doctrine if it is lived up to); but when a woman's
+heart is full of devout affections and good purposes, when her head
+devises liberal and Christlike things, when her hands are always
+open to the poor and always busy with acts of love and self-denial,
+and when her feet are ever eager to run upon errands of mercy, why,
+if there be anything worthy of being called Christian Perfection in
+this world of imperfection, I do not know why such an one does not
+possess it. What need of analyzing her experiences <i>in vacuo</i>
+to find out the state of her soul?</p>
+<p>How Miss Nancy managed to live on her slender income and be so
+generous was a perpetual source of perplexity to the gossips of
+Lewisburg. And now that she declared that Mrs. Thomson and Shocky
+should not return to the poor-house there was a general outcry from
+the whole Committee of Intermeddlers that she would bring herself
+to the poor-house before she died. But Nancy Sawyer was the richest
+woman in Lewisburg, though nobody knew it, and though she herself
+did not once suspect it.</p>
+<p>How Miss Nancy and the preacher conspired together, and how they
+managed to bring Mrs. Thomson's case up at the time of the
+"Sacramental Service" in the afternoon of that Sunday in Lewisburg,
+and how the preacher made a touching statement of it just before
+the regular "Collection for the Poor" was taken, and how the
+warm-hearted Methodists put in dollars instead of dimes while the
+Presiding Elder read those passages about Zaccheus and other
+liberal people, and how the congregation sang</p>
+<div class='blockquot'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"He dies,
+the Friend of sinners dies"</span></div>
+<p>more lustily than ever, after having performed this Christian
+act&mdash;how all this happened I can not take up the reader's time
+to tell. But I can assure him that the nearly blind English woman
+did not room with blasphemous old Mowley any more, and that the
+blue-drilling pauper frock gave way to something better, and that
+grave little Shocky even danced with delight, and declared that God
+hadn't forgot, though he'd thought that He had. And Mrs. Matilda
+White remarked that it was a shame that the collection for the poor
+at a Methodist sacramental service should be given to a woman who
+was a member of the Church of England, and like as not never
+soundly converted!</p>
+<p>And Shocky slept in his mother's arms and prayed God not to
+forget Hannah, while Shocky's mother knit stockings for the store
+day and night, and day and night she prayed and hoped.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXV" id="CHAPTER_XXV"></a>CHAPTER XXV.</h2>
+<h3>BUD WOOING.</h3>
+<p>The Sunday that Ralph spent in Lewisburg, the Sunday that Shocky
+spent in an earthly paradise, the Sunday that Mrs. Thomson spent
+with Shocky instead of old Mowley, the Sunday that Miss Nancy
+thought was "just like heaven," was also an eventful Sunday with
+Bud Means. He had long adored Miss Martha in his secret heart, but,
+like many other giants, while brave enough to face and fight
+dragons, he was a coward in the presence of the woman that he
+loved. Let us honor him for it. The man who loves a woman truly,
+reverences her profoundly and feels abashed in her presence. The
+man who is never abashed in the presence of womanhood, the man who
+tells his love without a tremor, is a shallow egotist. Bud's nature
+was not fine. But it was deep, true, and manly. To him Martha
+Hawkins was the chief of women. What was he that he should aspire
+to possess her? And yet on that Sunday, with his crippled arm
+carefully bound up, with his cleanest shirt, and with his heavy
+boots freshly oiled with the fat of the raccoon, he started
+hopefully through fields white with snow to the house of Squire
+Hawkins. When he started his spirits were high, but they descended
+exactly in proportion to his proximity to the object of his love.
+He thought himself not dressed well enough He wished his shoulders
+were not so square, and his arms not so stout. He wished that he
+had book-larnin' enough to court in nice, big words. And so, by
+recounting his own deficiencies, he succeeded in making himself
+feel weak, and awkward, and generally good-for-nothing, by the time
+he walked up between the rows of dead hollyhocks to the Squire's
+front door, to tap at which took all his remaining strength.</p>
+<p>Miss Martha received her perspiring lover most graciously, but
+this only convinced Bud more than ever that she was a superior
+being. If she had slighted him a bit, so as to awaken his
+combativeness, his bashfulness might have disappeared.</p>
+<p>It was in vain that Martha inquired about his arm and
+complimented his courage. Bud could only think of his big feet, his
+clumsy hands, and his slow tongue. He answered in monosyllables,
+using his red silk handkerchief diligently.</p>
+<p>"Is your arm improving?" asked Miss Hawkins.</p>
+<p>"Yes, I think it is," said Bud, hastily crossing his right leg
+over his left, and trying to get his fists out of sight.</p>
+<p>"Have you heard from Mr. Pearson?"</p>
+<p>"No, I ha'n't," answered Bud, removing his right foot to the
+floor again, because it looked so big, and trying to push his left
+hand into his pocket.</p>
+<p>"Beautiful sunshine, isn't it?" said Martha.</p>
+<p>"Yes, 'tis," answered Bud, sticking his right foot up on the
+rung of the chair and putting his right hand behind him.</p>
+<p>"This snow looks like the snow we have at the East," said
+Martha. "It snowed that way the time I was to Bosting."</p>
+<p>"Did it?" said Bud, not thinking of the snow at all nor of
+Boston, but thinking how much better he would have appeared had he
+left his arms and legs at home.</p>
+<p>"I suppose Mr. Hartsook rode your horse to Lewisburg?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, he did;" and Bud hung both hands at his side.</p>
+<p>"You were very kind."</p>
+<p>This set Bud's heart a-going so that he could not say anything,
+but he looked eloquently at Miss Hawkins, drew both feet under the
+chair, and rammed his hands into his pockets. Then, suddenly
+remembering how awkward he must look, he immediately pulled his
+hands out again, and crossed his legs. There was a silence of a few
+minutes, during which Bud made up his mind to do the most desperate
+thing he could think of&mdash;to declare his love and take the
+consequences.</p>
+<p>"You see, Miss Hawkins," he began, forgetting boots and fists in
+his agony, "I thought as how I'd come over here to-day,
+and"&mdash;but here his heart failed him
+utterly&mdash;"and&mdash;see&mdash;you."</p>
+<p>"I'm glad to see you, Mr. Means."</p>
+<p>"And I thought I'd tell you"&mdash;Martha was sure it was coming
+now, for Bud was in dead earnest&mdash;"and I thought I'd just like
+to tell you, ef I only know'd jest how to tell it right"&mdash;here
+Bud got frightened, and did not dare close the sentence as he had
+intended&mdash;"I thought as how you might like to know&mdash;or
+ruther I wanted to tell you&mdash;that&mdash;the&mdash;that
+I&mdash;that we&mdash;all of
+us&mdash;think&mdash;that&mdash;I&mdash;that we are going to have a
+spellin'-school a Chewsday night."</p>
+<p>"I'm real glad to hear it," said the bland but disappointed
+Martha. "We used to have spelling-schools at the East." But Miss
+Martha could not remember that they had them "to Bosting."</p>
+<p>Hard as it is for a bashful man to talk, it is still more
+difficult for him to close the conversation. Most men like to leave
+a favorable impression, and a bashful man is always waiting with
+the forlorn hope that some favorable turn in the talk may let him
+out without absolute discomfiture. And so Bud stayed a long time,
+and how he ever did get away he never could tell.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVI" id="CHAPTER_XXVI"></a>CHAPTER XXVI.</h2>
+<h3>A LETTER AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.</h3>
+<p>"SQUAR HAUKINS</p>
+<p>"this is too Lett u no that u beter be Keerful hoo yoo an yore
+familly tacks cides with fer peepl wont Stan it too hev the Men
+wat's sportin the wuns wat's robin us, sported bi yor Fokes kepin
+kumpne with 'em, u been a ossifer ov the Lau, yor Ha wil bern as
+qick as to an yor Barn tu, so Tak kere. No mor ad pressnt."</p>
+<p>This letter accomplished its purpose. The Squire's spectacles
+slipped off several times while he read it. His wig had to be
+adjusted. If he had been threatened personally he would not have
+minded it so much. But the hay stacks were dearer to him than the
+apple of his glass eye. The barn was more precious than his wig.
+And those who hoped to touch Bud in a tender place through this
+letter knew the Squire's weakness far better than they knew the
+spelling-book. To see his new red barn with its large "Mormon"
+hay-press inside, and the mounted Indian on the vane, consumed, was
+too much for the Hawkins heart to stand. Evidently the danger was
+on the side of his niece. But how should he influence Martha to
+give up Bud? Martha did not value the hay-stacks half so highly as
+she did her lover. Martha did not think the new red barn, with the
+great Mormon press inside and the galloping Indian on the vane,
+worth half so much as a moral principle or a kind-hearted action.
+Martha, bless her! would have sacrificed anything rather than
+forsake the poor. But Squire Hawkins's lips shut tight over his
+false teeth in a way that suggested astringent purse-strings, and
+Squire Hawkins could not sleep at night if the new red barn, with
+the galloping Indian on the vane, were in danger. Martha must be
+reached somehow.</p>
+<p>So, with many adjustings of that most adjustable wig? with many
+turnings of that reversible glass eye? the Squire managed to
+frighten Martha by the intimation that he had been threatened, and
+to make her understand, what it cost her much to understand, that
+she must turn the cold shoulder to chivalrous, awkward Bud, whom
+she loved most tenderly, partly, perhaps, because he did not remind
+her of anybody she had ever known at the East.</p>
+<p>Tuesday evening was the fatal time. Spelling-school was the
+fatal occasion. Bud was the victim. Pete Jones had his revenge. For
+Bud had been all the evening trying to muster courage enough to
+offer himself as Martha's escort. He was not encouraged by the fact
+that he had spelled even worse than usual, while Martha had
+distinguished herself by holding her ground against Jeems Phillips
+for half an hour. But he screwed his courage to the sticking place,
+not by quoting to himself the adage, "Faint heart never won fair
+lady," which, indeed, he had never heard, but by reminding himself
+that "ef you don't resk notin' you'll never git nothin'." So, when
+the spelling-school had adjourned, he sidled up to her, and,
+looking dreadfully solemn and a little foolish, he said:</p>
+<p>"Kin I see you safe home?"</p>
+<p>And she, with a feeling that her uncle's life was in danger, and
+that his salvation depended upon her resolution&mdash;she, with a
+feeling that she was pronouncing sentence of death on her own great
+hope, answered huskily:</p>
+<p>"No, I thank you."</p>
+<p>If she had only known that it was the red barn with the Indian
+on top that was in danger, she would probably have let the
+galloping brave take care of himself.</p>
+<p>It seemed to Bud, as he walked home mortified, disgraced,
+disappointed, hopeless, that all the world had gone down in a
+whirlpool of despair.</p>
+<p>"Might a knowed it," he said to himself. "Of course, a smart gal
+like Martha a'n't agoin' to take a big, blunderin' fool that can't
+spell in two syllables. What's the use of tryin'? A Flat Cricker Is
+a Flat Cricker. You can't make nothin' else of him, no more nor you
+can make a Chiny hog into a Berkshire."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVII" id="CHAPTER_XXVII"></a>CHAPTER
+XXVII.</h2>
+<h3>A LOSS AND A GAIN.</h3>
+<p>Dr. Small, silent, attentive, assiduous Dr. Small, set himself
+to work to bind up the wounded heart of Bud Means, even as he had
+bound up his broken arm. The flattery of his fine eyes, which
+looked at Bud's muscles so admiringly, which gave attention to his
+lightest remark, was not lost on the young Flat Creek Hercules.
+Outwardly at least Pete Jones showed no inclination to revenge
+himself on Bud. Was it respect for muscle, or was it the influence
+of Small? At any rate, the concentrated extract of the resentment
+of Pete Jones and his clique was now ready to empty itself upon the
+head of Hartsook. And Ralph found himself in his dire extremity
+without even the support of Bud, whose good resolutions seemed to
+give way all at once. There have been many men of culture and more
+favorable surroundings who have thrown themselves away with less
+provocation. As it was, Bud quit school, avoided Ralph, and seemed
+more than ever under the influence of Dr. Small, besides becoming
+the intimate of Walter Johnson, Small's student and Mrs. Matilda
+White's son. They made a strange pair&mdash;Bud with his firm jaw
+and silent, cautious manner, and Walter Johnson with his weak chin,
+his nice neck-ties, and general dandy appearance.</p>
+<p>To be thus deserted in his darkest hour by his only friend was
+the bitterest ingredient in Ralph's cup. In vain he sought an
+interview. Bud always eluded him. While by all the faces about him
+Ralph learned that the storm was getting nearer and nearer to
+himself. It might delay. If it had been Pete Jones alone, it might
+blow over. But Ralph felt sure that the relentless hand of Dr.
+Small was present in all his troubles. And he had only to look into
+Small's eye to know how inextinguishable was a malignity that
+burned so steadily and so quietly.</p>
+<p>But there is no cup of unmixed bitterness. With an innocent man
+there is no night so dark that some star does not shine. Ralph had
+one strong sheet-anchor. On his return from Lewisburg on Monday Bud
+had handed him a note, written on common blue foolscap, in round,
+old-fashioned hand. It ran:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"Dear Sir: Anybody who can do so good a thing as you did for our
+Shocky, can not be bad. I hope you will forgive me. All the
+appearances in the world, and all that anybody says, can not make
+me think you anything else but a good man. I hope God will reward
+you. You must not answer this, and you hadn't better see me again,
+or think any more of what you spoke about the other night. I shall
+be a slave for three years more, and then I must work for my mother
+and Shocky; but I felt so bad to think that I had spoken so hard to
+you, that I could not help writing this. Respectfully,</p>
+</div>
+<div class='blockquot'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"HANNAH
+THOMSON.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"To MR. R. HARTSOOK,
+ESQ."</span></div>
+<p>Ralph read it over and over. What else he did with it I shall
+not tell. You want to know whether he kissed it, and put it into
+his bosom. Many a man as intelligent and manly as Hartsook has done
+quite as foolish a thing as that. You have been a little silly
+perhaps&mdash;if it is silly&mdash;and you have acted in a
+sentimental sort of a way over such things. But it would never do
+for me to tell you what Ralph did. Whether he put the letter into
+his bosom or not, he put the words into his heart, and,
+metaphorically speaking, he shook that little blue billet, written
+on coarse foolscap paper&mdash;he shook that little letter full of
+confidence, in the face and eyes of all the calamities that haunted
+him. If Hannah believed in him, the whole world might distrust him.
+When Hannah was in one scale and the whole world in the other, of
+what account was the world? Justice may be blind, but all the
+pictures of blind cupids in the world can not make Love blind. And
+it was well that Ralph weighed things in this way. For the time was
+come in which he needed all the courage the blue billet could give
+him.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXVIII" id="CHAPTER_XXVIII"></a>CHAPTER
+XXVIII.</h2>
+<h3>THE FLIGHT.</h3>
+<p>About ten days after Ralph's return to Flat Creek things came to
+a crisis.</p>
+<p>The master was rather relieved at first to have the crisis come.
+He had been holding juvenile Flat Creek under his feet by sheer
+force of will. And such an exercise of "psychic power" is very
+exhausting. In racing on the Ohio the engineer sometimes sends the
+largest of the firemen to hold the safety valve down, and this he
+does by hanging himself to the lever by his hands. Ralph felt that
+he had been holding the safety-valve down, and that he was so weary
+of the operation that an explosion would be a real relief. He was a
+little tired of having everybody look on him as a thief. It was a
+little irksome to know that new bolts were put on the doors of the
+houses in which he had staid. And now that Shocky was gone, and Bud
+had turned against him, and Aunt Matilda suspected him, and even
+poor, weak, exquisite Walter Johnson would not associate with him,
+he felt himself an outlaw indeed. He would have gone away to Texas
+or the new gold fields in California had It not been for one thing.
+That letter on blue foolscap paper kept a little warmth in his
+heart.</p>
+<p>His course from school on the evening that something happened
+lay through the sugar-camp. Among the dark trunks of the maples,
+solemn and lofty pillars, he debated the case. To stay, or to flee?
+The worn nerves could not keep their present tension much
+longer.</p>
+<p>It was just by the brook, or, as they say in Indiana, the
+"branch<a name="FNanchor_26_26" id="FNanchor_26_26"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_26_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a>," that something
+happened which brought him to a sudden decision. Ralph never
+afterward could forget that brook. It was a swift-running little
+stream, that did not babble blatantly over the stones. It ran
+through a thicket of willows, through the sugar-camp, and out into
+Means's pasture. Ralph had just passed through the thicket, had
+just crossed the brook on the half-decayed log that spanned it,
+when, as he emerged from the water-willows on the other side, he
+started with a sudden shock. For there was Hannah, with a white,
+white face, holding out a little note folded like an old-fashioned
+thumb-paper.</p>
+<p>"Go quick!" she stammered as she slipped it Into Ralph's hand,
+inadvertently touching his fingers with her own&mdash;a touch that
+went tingling through the school-master's nerves. But she had
+hardly said the words until she was gone down the brookside path
+and over into the pasture. A few minutes afterward she drove the
+cows up into the lot and meekly took her scolding from Mrs. Means
+for being gone sech an awful long time, like a lazy,
+good-fer-nothin piece of goods that she was.</p>
+<p>Ralph opened the thumb-paper note, written on a page torn
+from an old copy-book, in Bud's "hand-write" and running:</p>
+<div class='blockquot'><span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"Mr.
+Heartsook</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">"deer Sur:</span></div>
+<p>"I Put in my best licks, taint no use. Run fer yore life. A
+plans on foot to tar an fether or wuss to-night. Go rite off.
+Things is awful juberous<a name="FNanchor_27_27" id=
+"FNanchor_27_27"></a><a href="#Footnote_27_27" class=
+"fnanchor">[27]</a>.</p>
+<div class='blockquot'><span style=
+"margin-left: 2.5em;">"BUD."</span></div>
+<p>The first question with Ralph was whether he could depend on
+Bud. But he soon made up his mind that treachery of any sort was
+not one of his traits. He had mourned over the destruction of Bud's
+good resolutions by Martha Hawkins' refusal, and being a
+disinterested party he could have comforted Bud by explaining
+Martha's "mitten." But he felt sure that Bud was not treacherous.
+It was a relief, then, as he stood there to know that the false
+truce was over, and worst had come to worst.</p>
+<p>His first impulse was to stay and fight. But his nerves were not
+strong enough to execute so foolhardy a resolution. He seemed to
+see a man behind every maple-trunk. Darkness was fast coming on,
+and he knew that his absence from supper at his boarding-place
+could not fail to excite suspicion. There was no time to be lost.
+So he started.</p>
+<p>Once run from a danger, and panic is apt to ensue. The forest;
+the stalk-fields, the dark hollows through which he passed, seemed
+to be peopled with terrors. He knew Small and Jones well enough to
+know that every avenue of escape would be carefully picketed. So
+there was nothing to do but to take the shortest path to the old
+trysting place, the Spring-in-rock.</p>
+<p>Here he sat and shook with terror. Angry with himself, he inly
+denounced himself for a coward. But the effect was really a
+physical one. The chill and panic now were the reaction from the
+previous strain.</p>
+<p>For when the sound of his pursuers' voices broke upon his ears
+early in the evening, Ralph shook no more; the warm blood set back
+again toward the extremities, and his self-control returned when he
+needed it. He gathered some stones about him, as the only weapons
+of defense at hand. The mob was on the cliff above. But he thought
+that he heard footsteps in the bed of the creek below. If this were
+so, there could be no doubt that his hiding-place was
+suspected.</p>
+<p>"O Hank!" shouted Bud from the top of the cliff to some one in
+the creek below, "be sure to look at the Spring-in-rock&mdash;I
+think he's there."</p>
+<p>This hint was not lost on Ralph, who speedily changed his
+quarters by climbing up to a secluded, shelf-like ledge above the
+spring. He was none too soon, for Pete Jones and Hank Banta were
+soon looking all around the spring for him, while he held a
+twenty-pound stone over their heads ready to drop upon them in case
+they should think of looking on the ledge above.</p>
+<p>When the crowd were gone Ralph knew that one road was open to
+him. He could follow down the creek to Clifty, and thence he might
+escape. But, traveling down to Clifty, he debated whether it was
+best to escape. To flee was to confess his guilt, to make himself
+an outlaw, to put an insurmountable barrier between himself and
+Hannah, whose terror-stricken and anxious face as she stood by the
+brook-willows haunted him now, and was an involuntary witness to
+her love.</p>
+<p>Long before he reached Clifty his mind was made up not to flee
+another mile. He knocked at the door of Squire Underwood. But
+Squire Underwood was also a doctor, and had been called away. He
+knocked at the door of Squire Doolittle. But Squire Doolittle had
+gone to Lewisburg. He was about to give up all hope of being able
+to surrender himself to the law when he met Squire Hawkins, who had
+come over to Clifty to avoid responsibility for the ill-deeds of
+his neighbors which he was powerless to prevent.</p>
+<p>"Is that you, Mr. Hartsook?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, and I want you to arrest me and try me here in
+Clifty."</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_26_26" id="Footnote_26_26"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_26_26"><span class="label">[26]</span></a> I have
+already mentioned the absence of <i>pail</i> and <i>pare</i> from
+the ancient Hoosier folk-speech. <i>Brook</i> is likewise absent.
+The illiterate Indiana countryman before the Civil War, let us say,
+had no pails, pared no apples, husked no corn, crossed no brooks.
+The same is true, I believe, of the South generally. As the first
+settlers on the Southern coast entered the land by the rivers, each
+smaller stream was regarded as a branch of the larger one. A small
+stream was therefore called a <i>branch</i>. The word brook was
+probably lost in the first generation. But a small stream is often
+called a <i>run</i> in the Middle and Southern belt. Halliwell
+gives <i>rundel</i> as used with the same signification in England,
+and he gives <i>ryn</i> in the same sense from an old
+manuscript.</p>
+</div>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_27_27" id="Footnote_27_27"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_27_27"><span class="label">[27]</span></a>
+<i>Juberous</i> is in none of the vocabularies that I have seen. I
+once treated this word in print as an undoubted corruption of
+<i>dubious</i>, and when used subjectively it apparently feels the
+influence of dubious, as where one says: "I feel mighty juberous
+about it." But it is much oftener applied as in the text to the
+object of fear, as "The bridge looks kind o' juberous." Halliwell
+gives the verb <i>juberd</i> and defines it as "to jeopard or
+endanger." It is clearly a dialect form of <i>jeopard</i>, and I
+make no doubt that <i>juberous</i> is a dialect variation of
+<i>jeopardous</i>, occasionally used as a form of
+<i>dubious</i>.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXIX" id="CHAPTER_XXIX"></a>CHAPTER XXIX.</h2>
+<h3>THE TRIAL.</h3>
+<p>The "prosecuting attorney" (for so the State's attorney is
+called in Indiana) had been sent for the night before. Ralph
+refused all legal help. It was not wise to reject counsel, but all
+his blood was up, and he declared that he would not be cleared by
+legal quibbles. If his innocence were not made evident to
+everybody, he would rather not be acquitted on a preliminary
+examination. He would go over to the circuit court and have the
+matter sifted to the bottom. But he would have been pleased had his
+uncle offered his counsel, though he would have declined it. He
+would have felt better to have had a letter from home somewhat
+different from the one he received from his Aunt Matilda by the
+hand of the prosecuting attorney. It was not very encouraging or
+very sympathetic, though it was very characteristic.</p>
+<p>"Dear Ralph:</p>
+<p>"This is what I have always been afraid of. I warned you
+faithfully the last time I saw you. My skirts are clear of your
+blood, I can not consent for your uncle to appear as your counsel
+or to go your bail. You know how much it would injure him in the
+county, and he has no right to suffer for your evil acts. O my dear
+nephew! for the sake of your poor, dead mother&mdash;"</p>
+<p>We never shall know what the rest of that letter was. Whenever
+Aunt Matilda got to Ralph's poor, dead mother in her conversation
+Ralph ran out of the house. And now that his poor, dead mother was
+again made to do service in his aunt's pious rhetoric, he landed
+the letter on the hot coals before him, and watched it vanish into
+smoke with a grim satisfaction.</p>
+<p>Ralph was a little afraid of a mob. But Clifty was better than
+Flat Creek, and Squire Hawkins, with all his faults, loved justice,
+and had a profound respect for the majesty of the law, and a
+profound respect for his own majesty when sitting as a court
+representing the law. Whatever maneuvers he might resort to in
+business affairs in order to avoid a conflict with his lawless
+neighbors, he was courageous and inflexible on the bench. The
+Squire was the better part of him. With the co-operation of the
+constable, he had organized a <i>posse</i> of men who could be
+depended on to enforce the law against a mob.</p>
+<p>By the time the trial opened in the large school-house in Clifty
+at eleven o'clock, all the surrounding country had emptied its
+population into Clifty, and all Flat Creek was on hand ready to
+testify to something. Those who knew the least appeared to know the
+most, and were prodigal of their significant winks and nods. Mrs.
+Means had always suspected him. She seed some mighty suspicious
+things about him from the word go. She'd allers had her doubts
+whether he was jist the thing, and ef her ole man had axed her,
+liker-n not he never'd a been hired. She'd seed things with her own
+livin' eyes that beat all she ever seed in all her born days. And
+Pete Jones said he'd allers knowed ther warn't no good in sech a
+feller. Couldn't stay abed when he got there. And Granny Sanders
+said, Law's sakes! nobody'd ever a found him out ef it hadn't been
+fer her. Didn't she go all over the neighborhood a-warnin' people?
+Fer her part, she seed straight through that piece of goods. He was
+fond of the gals, too! Nothing was so great a crime in her eyes as
+to be fond of the gals.</p>
+<p>The constable paid unwitting tribute to William the Conquerer by
+crying Squire Hawkins' court open with an Oyez! or, as he said, "O
+yes!" and the Squire asked Squire Underwood, who came in at that
+minute, to sit with him. From the start, it was evident to Ralph
+that the prosecuting attorney had been thoroughly posted by Small,
+though, looking at that worthy's face, one would have thought him
+the most disinterested and philosophical spectator in the
+court-room.</p>
+<p>Bronson, the prosecutor, was a young man, and this was his first
+case since his election. He was very ambitious to distinguish
+himself, very anxious to have Flat Creek influence on his side in
+politics; and, consequently, he was very determined to send Ralph
+Hartsook to State prison, justly or unjustly, by fair means or
+foul. To his professional eyes this was not a question of right and
+wrong, not a question of life or death to such a man as Ralph. It
+was George H. Bronson's opportunity to distinguish himself. And so,
+with many knowing and confident nods and hints, and with much
+deference to the two squires, he opened the case, affecting great
+indignation at Ralph's wickedness, and uttering Delphic hints about
+striped pants and shaven head, and the grating of prison-doors at
+Jeffersonville.</p>
+<p>"And, now, if the court please, I am about to call a witness
+whose testimony is very important indeed. Mrs. Sarah Jane Means
+will please step forward and be sworn."</p>
+<p>This Mrs. Means did with alacrity. She had met the prosecutor,
+and impressed him with her dark hints. She was sworn.</p>
+<p>"Now, Mrs. Means, have the goodness to tell us what you know of
+the robbery at the house of Peter Schroeder, and the part defendant
+had in it."</p>
+<p>"Well, you see, I allers suspected that air young
+man&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Here Squire Underwood stopped her, and told her that she must
+not tell her suspicions, but facts.</p>
+<p>"Well, it's facts I am a-going to tell," she sniffed
+indignantly. "It's facts that I mean to tell." Here her voice rose
+to a keen pitch, and she began to abuse the defendant. Again and
+again the court insisted that she must tell what there was
+suspicious about the school-master. At last she got it out.</p>
+<p>"Well, fer one thing, what kind of gals did he go with? Hey?
+Why, with my bound gal, Hanner, a-loafin' along through the
+blue-grass paster at ten o'clock, and keepin' that gal that's got
+no protector but me out that a-way, and destroyin' her character by
+his company, that a'n't fit fer nobody."</p>
+<p>Here Bronson saw that he had caught a tartar. He said he had no
+more questions to ask of Mrs. Means, and that, unless the defendant
+wished to cross-question her, she could stand aside. Ralph said he
+would like to ask her one question.</p>
+<p>"Did I ever go with your daughter Miranda?"</p>
+<p>"No, you didn't," answered the witness, with a tone and a toss
+of the head that let the cat out, and set the court-room in a
+giggle. Bronson saw that he was gaining nothing, and now resolved
+to follow the line which Small had indicated.</p>
+<p>Pete Jones was called, and swore point-blank that he heard Ralph
+go out of the house soon after he went to bed, and that he heard
+him return at two in the morning. This testimony was given without
+hesitation, and made a great impression against Ralph in the minds
+of the justices. Mrs. Jones, a poor, brow-beaten woman, came on the
+stand in a frightened way, and swore to the same lies as her
+husband. Ralph cross-questioned her, but her part had been well
+learned.</p>
+<p>There, seemed now little hope for Ralph. But just at this moment
+who should stride into the school-house but Pearson, the one-legged
+old soldier basket-maker? He had crept home the night before, "to
+see ef the ole woman didn't want somethin'," and hearing of Ralph's
+arrest, he concluded that the time for him to make "a forrard
+movement" had come, and so he determined to face the foe.</p>
+<p>"Looky here, Squar," he said, wiping the perspiration from his
+brow, "looky here. I jes want to say that I kin tell as much about
+this case as anybody."</p>
+<p>"Let us hear it, then," said Bronson, who thought he would nail
+Ralph now for certain.</p>
+<p>So, with many allusions to the time he fit at Lundy's Lane, and
+some indignant remarks about the pack of thieves that driv him off,
+and a passing tribute to Miss Martha Hawkins, and sundry other
+digressions, in which he had to be checked, the old man told how
+he'd drunk whisky at Welch's store that night, and how Welch's
+whisky was all-fired mean, and how it allers went straight to his
+head, and how he had got a leetle too much, and how he had felt
+kyinder gin aout by the time he got to the blacksmith's shop, and
+how he had laid down to rest, and how as he s'posed the boys had
+crated him, and how he thought it war all-fired mean to crate a old
+soldier what fit the Britishers, and lost his leg by one of the
+blamed critters a-punchin' his bagonet<a name="FNanchor_28_28" id=
+"FNanchor_28_28"></a><a href="#Footnote_28_28" class=
+"fnanchor">[28]</a> through it; and how when he woke up it was
+all-fired cold, and how he rolled off the crate and went on
+to<i>wurds</i> home, and how when he got up to the top of Means's
+hill he met Pete Jones and Bill Jones, and a slim sort of a young
+man, a-ridin'; and how he know'd the Joneses by ther hosses, and
+some more things of that kyind about 'em; but he didn't know the
+slim young man, tho' he tho't he might tell him ef he seed him agin
+kase he was dressed up so slick and town-like. But blamed ef he
+didn't think it hard that a passel o thieves sech as the Joneses
+should try to put ther mean things on to a man like the master,
+that was so kyind to him and to Shocky, tho', fer that matter,
+blamed ef he didn't think we was all selfish, akordin' to his tell.
+Had seed somebody that night a-crossin' over the blue-grass paster.
+Didn't know who in thunder 'twas, but it was somebody a-makin'
+straight fer Pete Jones's. Hadn't seed nobody else, 'ceptin' Dr.
+Small, a short ways behind the Joneses.</p>
+<p>Hannah was now brought on the stand. She was greatly agitated,
+and answered with much reluctance. Lived at Mr. Means's. Was
+eighteen years of age in October. Had been bound to Mrs. Means
+three years ago. Had walked home with Mr. Hartsook that evening,
+and, happening to look out of the window toward morning, she saw
+some one cross the pasture. Did not know who it was. Thought it was
+Mr. Hartsook. Here Mr. Bronson (evidently prompted by a suggestion
+that came from what Small had overheard when he listened in the
+barn) asked her if Mr. Hartsook had ever said anything to her about
+the matter afterward. After some hesitation, Hannah said that he
+had said that he crossed the pasture. Of his own accord? No, she
+spoke of it first. Had Mr. Hartsook offered any explanations? No,
+he hadn't. Had he ever paid her any attention afterward? No. Ralph
+declined to cross-question Hannah. To him she never seemed so fair
+as when telling the truth so sublimely.</p>
+<p>Bronson now informed the court that this little trick of having
+the old soldier happen in, in the flick of time, wouldn't save the
+prisoner at the bar from the just punishment which an outraged law
+visited upon such crimes as his. He regretted that his duty as a
+public prosecutor caused it to fall to his lot to marshal the
+evidence that was to blight the prospects and blast the character,
+and annihilate for ever, so able and promising a young man, but
+that the law knew no difference between the educated and the
+uneducated, and that for his part he thought Hartsook a most
+dangerous foe to the peace of society. The evidence already given
+fastened suspicion upon him. The prisoner had not yet been able to
+break its force at all. The prisoner had not even dared to try to
+explain to a young lady the reason for his being out at night. He
+would now conclude by giving the last touch to the dark evidence
+that would sink the once fair name of Ralph Hartsook in a hundred
+fathoms of infamy. He would ask that Henry Banta be called.</p>
+<p>Hank came forward sheepishly, and was sworn. Lived about a
+hundred yards from the house that was robbed. He seen ole man
+Pearson and the master and one other feller that he didn't know
+come away from there together about one o'clock. He heerd the
+horses kickin', and went out to the stable to see about them. He
+seed two men come out of Schroeder's back door and meet one man
+standing at the gate. When they got closter he knowed Pearson by
+his wooden leg and the master by his hat. On cross-examination he
+was a little confused when asked why he hadn't told of it before,
+but said that he was afraid to say much, bekase the folks was
+a-talkin' about hanging the master, and he didn't want no
+lynchin'.</p>
+<p>The prosecution here rested, Bronson maintaining that there was
+enough evidence to justify Ralph's committal to await trial. But
+the court thought that as the defendant had no counsel and offered
+no rebutting testimony, it would be only fair to hear what the
+prisoner had to say in his own defense.</p>
+<p>All this while poor Ralph was looking about the room for Bud.
+Bud's actions had of late been strangely contradictory. But had he
+turned coward and deserted his friend? Why else did he avoid the
+session of the court? After asking himself such questions as these,
+Ralph would wonder at his own folly. What could Bud do if he were
+there? There was no human power that could prevent the victim of so
+vile a conspiracy as this, lodging in that worst of State prisons
+at Jeffersonville, a place too bad for criminals. But when there is
+no human power to help, how naturally does the human mind look for
+some divine intervention on the side of Right! And Ralph's faith in
+Providence looked in the direction of Bud. But since no Bud came,
+he shut down the valves and rose to his feet, proudly, defiantly,
+fiercely calm.</p>
+<p>"It's of no use for me to say anything. Peter Jones has sworn to
+a deliberate falsehood, and he knows it. He has made his wife
+perjure her poor soul that she dare not call her own." Here Pete's
+fists clenched, but Ralph in his present humor did not care for
+mobs. The spirit of the bulldog had complete possession of him. "It
+is of no use for me to tell you that Henry Banta has sworn to a
+lie, partly to revenge himself on me for punishments I have given
+him, and partly, perhaps, for money. The real thieves are in this
+court-room. I could put my finger on them."</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," responded the old basket-maker. Ralph
+looked at Pete Jones, then at Small. The fiercely calm look
+attracted the attention of the people. He knew that this look would
+probably cost him his life before the next morning. But he did not
+care for life. "The testimony of Miss Hannah Thomson is every word
+true, I believe that of Mr. Pearson to be true. The rest is false.
+But I can not prove it. I know the men I have to deal with. I shall
+not escape with State prison. They will not spare my life. But the
+people of Clifty will one day find out who are the thieves." Ralph
+then proceeded to tell how he had left Pete Jones's, Mr. Jones's
+bed being uncomfortable; how he had walked through the pasture; how
+he had seen three men on horseback: how he had noticed the sorrel
+with the white left forefoot and white nose; how he had seen Dr.
+Small; how, after his return, he had heard some one enter the
+house, and how he had recognized the horse the next morning.
+"There," said Ralph desperately, leveling his finger at Pete,
+"there is a man who will yet see the inside of a penitentiary, I
+shall not live to see it, but the rest of you will." Pete quailed.
+Ralph's speech could not of course break the force of the testimony
+against him. But it had its effect, and it had effect enough to
+alarm Bronson, who rose and said:</p>
+<p>"I should like to ask the prisoner at the bar one question."</p>
+<p>"Ask me a dozen," said Hartsook, looking more like a king than a
+criminal.</p>
+<p>"Well, then, Mr. Hartsook. You need not answer unless you
+choose; but what prompted you to take the direction you did in your
+walk on that evening?"</p>
+<p>This shot brought Ralph down. To answer this question truly
+would attach to friendless Hannah Thomson some of the disgrace that
+now belonged to him.</p>
+<p>"I decline to answer," said Ralph.</p>
+<p>"Of course, I do not want the prisoner to criminate himself,"
+said Bronson significantly.</p>
+<p>During this last passage Bud had come in, but, to Ralph's
+disappointment he remained near the door, talking to Walter
+Johnson, who had come with him. The magistrates put their heads
+together to fix the amount of bail, and, as they differed, talked
+for some minutes. Small now for the first time thought best to make
+a move in his own proper person. He could hardly have been afraid
+of Ralph's acquittal. He may have been a little anxious at the
+manner in which he had been mentioned, and at the significant look
+of Ralph, and he probably meant to excite indignation enough
+against the school-master to break the force of his speech, and
+secure the lynching of the prisoner, chiefly by people outside his
+gang. He rose and asked the court in gentlest tones to hear him. He
+had no personal interest in this trial, except his interest in the
+welfare of his old schoolmate, Mr. Hartsook. He was grieved and
+disappointed to find the evidence against him so damaging and he
+would not for the world add a feather to it, if it were not that
+his own name had been twice alluded to by the defendant, and by his
+friend, and perhaps his confederate, John Pearson. He was prepared
+to swear that he was not over in Flat Creek the night of the
+robbery later than ten o'clock, and while the statements of the two
+persons alluded to, whether maliciously intended or not, could not
+implicate him at all, he thought perhaps this lack of veracity in
+their statements might be of weight in determining some other
+points. He therefore suggested&mdash;he could only suggest, as he
+was not a party to the case in any way&mdash;that his student, Mr.
+Walter Johnson, be called to testify as to his&mdash;Dr.
+Small's&mdash;exact whereabouts on the night in question. They were
+together in his office until two, when he went to the tavern and
+went to bed.</p>
+<p>Squire Hawkins, having adjusted his teeth, his wig, and his
+glass eye, thanked Dr. Small for a suggestion so valuable, and
+thought best to put John Pearson under arrest before proceeding
+further. Mr. Pearson was therefore arrested, and was heard to
+mutter something about a "passel of thieves," when the court warned
+him to be quiet.</p>
+<p>Walter Johnson was then called. But before giving his testimony,
+I must crave the reader's patience while I go back to some things
+which happened nearly a week before and which will serve to make it
+intelligible.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_28_28" id="Footnote_28_28"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_28_28"><span class="label">[28]</span></a> This form,
+<i>bagonet</i>, is not in the vocabularies, but it was spoken as I
+have written it. The Century Dictionary gives <i>bagnet</i>, and
+Halliwell and Wright both give <i>baginet</i> with the <i>g</i>
+soft apparently, though neither the one nor the other is very
+explicit in distinguishing transcriptions from old authors from
+phonetic spellings of dialect forms. I fancy that this
+<i>bagonet</i> is impossible as a corruption of <i>bayonet</i>, and
+that it points to some other derivation of that word than the
+doubtful one from <i>Bayonne</i>.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXX" id="CHAPTER_XXX"></a>CHAPTER XXX.</h2>
+<h3>"BROTHER SODOM."</h3>
+<p>In order to explain Walter Johnson's testimony and his state of
+mind, I must carry the reader back nearly a week. The scene was Dr.
+Small's office. Bud and Walter Johnson had been having some
+confidential conversation that evening, and Bud had got more out of
+his companion than that exquisite but weak young man had intended.
+He looked round in a frightened way.</p>
+<p>"You see," said Walter, "if Small knew I had told you that, I'd
+get a bullet some night from somebody. But when you're initiated
+it'll be all right. Sometimes I wish I was out of it. But, you
+know, Small's this kind of a man. He sees through you. He can look
+through a door"&mdash;and there he shivered, and his voice broke
+down into a whisper. But Bud was perfectly cool, and doubtless it
+was the strong coolness of Bud that made Walter, who shuddered at a
+shadow, come to him for sympathy and unbosom himself of one of his
+guilty secrets.</p>
+<p>"Let's go and hear Brother Sodom preach to-night," said Bud.</p>
+<p>"No, I don't like to."</p>
+<p>"He don't scare you?" There was just a touch of ridicule in
+Bud's voice. He knew Walter, and he had not counted amiss when he
+used this little goad to prick a skin so sensitive. "Brother Sodom"
+was the nickname given by scoffers to the preacher&mdash;Mr.
+Soden&mdash;whose manner of preaching had so aroused Bud's
+combativeness, and whose saddle-stirrups Bud had helped to
+amputate. For reasons of his own, Bud thought best to subject young
+Johnson to the heat of Mr. Soden's furnace.</p>
+<p>Peter Cartwright boasts that, on a certain occasion, he "shook
+his brimstone wallet" over the people. Mr. Soden could never preach
+without his brimstone wallet. There are those of refinement so
+attenuated that they will not admit that fear can have any place in
+religion. But a religion without fear could never have evangelized
+or civilized the West, which at one time bade fair to become a
+perdition as bad as any that Brother Sodom ever depicted. And
+against these on the one side, and the Brother Sodoms on the other,
+I shall interrupt my story to put this chapter under shelter of
+that wise remark of the great Dr. Adam Clark, who says "The fear of
+God is the beginning of wisdom, the terror of God confounds the
+soul;" and that other saying of his: "With the <i>fear</i> of God
+the love of God is ever consistent; but where the <i>terror</i> of
+the Lord reigns, there can neither be <i>fear, faith</i>, nor
+<i>love</i>; nay, nor <i>hope</i> either." And yet I am not sure
+that even the Brother Sodoms were made in vain.</p>
+<p>On this evening Mr. Soden was as terrible as usual. Bud heard
+him without flinching. Small, who sat farther forward, listened
+with pious approval. Mr. Soden, out of distorted figures pieced
+together from different passages of Scripture, built a hell, not
+quite, Miltonic, nor yet Dantean, but as Miltonic and Dantean as
+his unrefined imagination could make it. As he rose toward his
+climax of hideous description, Walter Johnson trembled from head to
+foot and sat close to Bud. Then, as burly Mr. Soden, with great
+gusto, depicted materialistic tortures that startled the nerves of
+everybody except Bud, Walter wanted to leave, but Bud would not let
+him. For some reason he wished to keep his companion in the
+crucible as long as possible.</p>
+<p>"Young man!" cried Mr. Soden, and the explosive voice seemed to
+come from the hell that he had created&mdash;"young man! you who
+have followed the counsel of evil companions"&mdash;here he paused
+and looked about, as if trying to find the man he wanted, while
+Walter crept up close to Bud and shaded his face&mdash;"I mean you
+who have chosen evil pursuits and who can not get free from bad
+habits and associations that are dragging you down to hell! You are
+standing on the very crumbling brink of hell to-night. The smell of
+the brimstone is on your garments; the hot breath of hell is in
+your face! The devils are waiting for you! Delay and you are
+damned! You may die before daylight! You may never get out that
+door! The awful angel of death is just ready to strike you down!"
+Here some shrieked with terror, others sobbed, and Brother Sodom
+looked with approval on the storm he had awakened. The very
+harshness of his tone, his lofty egotism of manner, that which had
+roused all Bud's combativeness, shook poor Walter as a wind would
+shake a reed. In the midst of the general excitement he seized his
+hat and hastened out the door. Bud followed, while Soden shot his
+lightnings after them, declaring that "young men who ran away from
+the truth would dwell in torments forever."</p>
+<p>Bud had not counted amiss when he thought that Mr. Soden's
+preaching would be likely to arouse so mean-spirited a fellow as
+Walter. So vivid was the impression that Johnson begged Bud to
+return to the office with him. He felt sick, and was afraid that he
+should die before morning. He insisted that Bud should stay with
+him all night. To this Means readily consented, and by morning he
+had heard all that the frightened Walter had to tell.</p>
+<p>And now let us return to the trial, where Ralph sits waiting the
+testimony of Walter Johnson, which is to prove his statement
+false.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXI" id="CHAPTER_XXXI"></a>CHAPTER XXXI.</h2>
+<h3>THE TRIAL CONCLUDED.</h3>
+<p>I do not know how much interest the "gentle reader" may feel in
+Bud. But I venture to hope that there are some Buddhists among my
+readers who will wish the contradictoriness of his actions
+explained. The first dash of disappointment had well-nigh upset
+him. And when a man concludes to throw overboard his good
+resolutions, he always seeks to avoid the witness of those
+resolutions. Hence Bud, after that distressful Tuesday evening on
+which Miss Martha had given him "the sack," wished to see Ralph
+less than any one else. And yet when he came to suspect Small's
+villainy, his whole nature revolted at it. But having broken with
+Ralph, he thought it best to maintain an attitude of apparent
+hostility, that he might act as a detective, and, perhaps, save his
+friend from the mischief that threatened him. As soon as he heard
+of Ralph's arrest he determined to make Walter Johnson tell his own
+secret in court, because he knew that it would be best for Ralph
+that Walter should tell it. Bud's telling at second-hand would not
+be conclusive. And he sincerely desired to save Walter from prison.
+For Walter Johnson was the victim of Dr. Small, or of Dr. Small and
+such novels as "The Pirate's Bride," "Claude Duval," "The Wild
+Rover of the West Indies," and the cheap biographies of such men as
+Murrell. Small found him with his imagination inflamed by the
+history of such heroes, and opened to him the path to glory for
+which he longed.</p>
+<p>The whole morning after Ralph's arrest Bud was working on
+Walter's conscience and his fears. The poor fellow, unable to act
+for himself, was torn asunder between the old ascendency of Small
+and the new ascendency of Bud Means. Bud finally frightened him, by
+the fear of the penitentiary, into going to the place of trial. But
+once inside the door, and once in sight of Small, who was more to
+him than God, or, rather, more to him than the devil&mdash;for the
+devil was Walter's God, or, perhaps, I should say, Walter's God was
+a devil&mdash;once in sight of Small, he refused to move an inch
+farther. And Bud, after all his perseverance, was about to give up
+in sheer despair.</p>
+<p>Fortunately, just at that moment Small's desire to relieve
+himself from the taint of suspicion and to crush Ralph as
+completely as possible, made him overshoot the mark by asking that
+Walter be called to the stand, as we have before recounted. He knew
+that he had no tool so supple as the cowardly Walter. In the very
+language of the request, he had given Walter an intimation of what
+he wanted him to swear to. Walter listened to Small's words as to
+his doom. He felt that he should die of indecision. The perdition
+of a man of his stamp is to have to make up his mind. Such men
+generally fall back on some one more positive, and take all their
+resolutions ready-made. But here Walter must decide for himself.
+For the constable was already calling his name; the court, the
+spectators, and, most of all, Dr. Small, were waiting for him. He
+moved forward mechanically through the dense crowd, Bud following
+part of the way to whisper, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary."
+Walter shook and shivered at this. The witness with difficulty held
+up his hand long enough to be sworn.</p>
+<p>"Please tell the court," said Bronson, "whether you know
+anything of the whereabouts of Dr. Small on the night of the
+robbery at Peter Schroeder's."</p>
+<p>Small had detected Walter's agitation, and, taking alarm, had
+edged his way around so as to stand full in Walter's sight, and
+there, with keen, magnetic eye on the weak orbs of the young man,
+he was able to assume his old position, and sway the fellow
+absolutely.</p>
+<p>"On the night of the robbery"&mdash;Walter's voice was weak, but
+he seemed to be reading his answer out of Small's eyes&mdash;"on
+the night of the robbery Dr. Small came home before&mdash;" here
+the witness stopped and shook and shivered again. For Bud,
+detecting the effect of Small's gaze, had pushed his great hulk in
+front of Small, and had fastened his eyes on Walter with a look
+that said, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary."</p>
+<p>"I can't, I can't. O God! What shall I do?" the witness
+exclaimed, answering the look of Bud. For it seemed to him that Bud
+had spoken. To the people and the court this agitation was
+inexplicable. Squire Hawkins' wig got awry, his glass eye turned
+in toward his nose, and he had great difficulty in keeping his
+teeth from falling out. The excitement became painfully intense.
+Ralph was on his feet, looking at the witness, and feeling that
+somehow Bud and Dr. Small&mdash;his good angel and his
+demon&mdash;were playing an awful game, or which he was the stake.
+The crowd swayed to and fro, but remained utterly silent, waiting
+to hear the least whisper from the witness, who stood trembling a
+moment with his hands over his face, and then fainted.</p>
+<p>The fainting of a person in a crowd is a signal for everybody
+else to make fools of themselves. There was a rush toward the
+fainting man, there was a cry for water. Everybody asked everybody
+else to open the window, and everybody wished everybody else to
+stand back and give him air. But nobody opened the window, and
+nobody stood back. The only perfectly cool man in the room was
+Small. With a quiet air of professional authority he pushed forward
+and felt the patient's pulse, remarking to the court that he
+thought it was a sudden attack of fever with delirium. When Walter
+revived, Dr. Small would have removed him, but Ralph insisted that
+his testimony should be heard. Under pretense of watching his
+patient, Small kept close to him. And Walter began the same old
+story about Dr. Small's having arrived at the office before eleven
+o'clock, when Bud came up behind the doctor and fastened his eyes
+on the witness with the same significant look, and Walter, with
+visions of the penitentiary before him halted, stammered, and
+seemed about to faint again.</p>
+<p>"If the court please," said Bronson, "this witness is evidently
+intimidated by that stout young man," pointing to Bud. "I have seen
+him twice interrupt witness's testimony by casting threatening
+looks at him, I trust the court will have him removed from the
+court-room."</p>
+<p>After a few moments' consultation, during which Squire Hawkins
+held his wig in place with one hand and alternately adjusted his
+eye and his spectacles with the other, the magistrates, who were
+utterly bewildered by the turn things were taking, decided that It
+could do no harm, and that it was best to try the experiment of
+removing Bud. Perhaps Johnson would then be able to get through
+with his testimony. The constable therefore asked Bud if he would
+please leave the room. Bud cast one last look at the witness and
+walked out like a captive bear.</p>
+<p>Ralph stood watching the receding form of Bud. The emergency had
+made him as cool as Small ever was. Bud stopped at the door, where
+he was completely out of sight of the witness, concealed by the
+excited spectators, who stood on the benches to see what was going
+on in front.</p>
+<p>"The witness will please proceed," said Bronson.</p>
+<p>"If the court please"&mdash;it was Ralph who spoke&mdash;"I
+believe I have as much at stake in this trial as any one. That
+witness is evidently intimidated. But not by Mr. Means. I ask that
+Dr. Small be removed out of sight of the witness."</p>
+<p>"A most extraordinary request, truly." This was what Small's
+bland countenance said; he did not open his lips.</p>
+<p>"It's no more than fair," said Squire Hawkins, adjusting his
+wig, "that the witness be relieved of everything that anybody might
+think affects his veracity in this matter."</p>
+<p>Dr. Small, giving Walter one friendly, appealing look, moved
+back by the door, and stood alongside Bud, as meek, quiet, and
+disinterested as any man in the house.</p>
+<p>"The witness will now proceed with his testimony." This time it
+was Squire Hawkins who spoke. Bronson had been attacked with a
+suspicion that this witness was not just what he wanted, and had
+relapsed into silence.</p>
+<p>Walter's struggle was by no means ended by the disappearance of
+Small and Bud. There came the recollection of his mother's stern
+face&mdash;a face which had never been a motive toward the right,
+but only a goad to deception. What would she say if he should
+confess? Just as he had recovered himself, and was about to repeat
+the old lie which had twice died upon his lips at the sight of
+Bud's look, he caught sight of another face, which made him tremble
+again. It was the lofty and terrible countenance of Mr. Soden. One
+might have thought, from the expression it wore, that the seven
+last vials were in his hands, the seven apocalyptic trumpets
+waiting for his lips, and the seven thunders sitting upon his
+eyebrows. The moment that Walter saw him he smelled the brimstone
+on his own garments, he felt himself upon the crumbling brink of
+the precipice, with perdition below him. Now I am sure that
+"Brother Sodoms" were not made wholly in vain. There are plenty of
+mean-spirited men like Walter Johnson, whose feeble consciences
+need all the support they can get from the fear of perdition, and
+who are incapable of any other conception of it than a coarse and
+materialistic ones Let us set it down to the credit of Brother
+Sodom, with his stiff stock, his thunderous face, and his awful
+walk, that his influence over Walter was on the side of truth.</p>
+<p>"Please proceed," said Squire Hawkins to Walter. The Squire's
+wig lay on one side, he had forgotten to adjust his eye, and he
+leaned forward, tremulous with interest.</p>
+<p>"Well, then," said Walter, looking not at the court nor at
+Bronson nor at the prisoner, but furtively at Mr.
+Soden&mdash;"well, then, if I must"&mdash;and Mr. Soden's awful
+face seemed to answer that he surely must&mdash;"well, then, I hope
+you won't send me to prison"&mdash;this to Squire Hawkins, whose
+face reassured him&mdash;"but, oh! I don't see how I can!" But one
+look at Mr. Soden assured him that he could and that he must, and
+so, with an agony painful to the spectators, he told the story in
+driblets. How, while yet in Lewisburg, he had been made a member of
+a gang of which Small was chief; how they concealed from him the
+names of all the band except six, of whom the Joneses and Small
+were three.</p>
+<p>Here there was a scuffle at the door. The court demanded
+silence.</p>
+<p>"Dr. Small's trying to git out, plague take him," said Bud, who
+stood with his back planted against the door. "I'd like the court
+to send and git his trunk afore he has a chance to burn up all the
+papers that's in it."</p>
+<p>"Constable, you will arrest Dr. Small, Peter Jones, and William
+Jones. Send two deputies to bring Small's trunk into court," said
+Squire Underwood.</p>
+<p>The prosecuting attorney was silent.</p>
+<p>Walter then told of the robbery at Schroeder's, told where he
+and Small had whittled the fence while the Joneses entered the
+house, and confirmed Ralph's story by telling how they had seen
+Ralph in a fence-corner, and how they had met the basket-maker on
+the hill.</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said the old man, who had not ventured to
+hold up his head, after he was arrested, until Walter began his
+testimony.</p>
+<p>Walter felt inclined to stop, but he could not do it, for there
+stood Mr. Soden, looking to him like a messenger from the skies, or
+the bottomless pit, sent to extort the last word from his guilty
+soul He felt that he was making a clean breast of it&mdash;at the
+risk of perdition, with the penitentiary thrown in, if he faltered.
+And so he told the whole thing as though it had been the day of
+doom, and by the time he was through, Small's trunk was in
+court.</p>
+<p>Here a new hubbub took place at the door. It was none other than
+the crazy pauper, Tom Bifield, who personated General Andrew
+Jackson in the poor-house. He had caught some inkling of the trial,
+and had escaped in Bill Jones's absence. His red plume was flying,
+and in his tattered and filthy garb he was indeed a picturesque
+figure.</p>
+<p>"Squar," said he, elbowing his way through the crowd, "I kin
+tell you sornethin'. I'm Gineral Andrew Jackson. Lost my head at
+Bueny Visty. This head growed on. It a'n't good fer much. One
+side's tater. But t'other's sound as a nut. Now, I kind give you
+information."</p>
+<p>Bronson, with the quick perceptions of a politician, had begun
+to see which way future winds would probably blow. "If the court
+please," he said, "this man is not wholly sane, but we might get
+valuable information out of him. I suggest that his testimony be
+taken for what it is worth."</p>
+<p>"No, you don't swar me," broke in the lunatic. "Not if I knows
+myself. You see, when a feller's got one side of his head tater,
+he's mighty onsartain like. You don't swar me, fer I can't tell
+what minute the tater side'll begin to talk. I'm talkin' out of the
+lef' side now, and I'm all right. But you don't swar me. But ef
+you'll send some of your constables out to the barn at the
+pore-house and look under the hay-mow in the north-east corner,
+you'll find some things maybe as has been a-missin' fer some time.
+And that a'n't out of the tater side, nuther."</p>
+<p>Meantime Bud did not rest. Hearing the nature of the testimony
+given by Hank Banta before he entered, he attacked Hank and vowed
+he'd send him to prison if he didn't make a clean breast. Hank was
+a thorough coward, and, now that his friends were prisoners, was
+ready enough to tell the truth if he could be protected from
+prosecution. Seeing the disposition of the prosecuting attorney,
+Bud got from him a promise that he would do what he could to
+protect Hank. That worthy then took the stand, confessed his lie,
+and even told the inducement which Mr. Pete Jones had offered him
+to perjure himself.</p>
+<p>"<i>To</i> be sure," said Pearson.</p>
+<p>Squire Hawkins, turning his right eye upon him, while the left
+looked at the ceiling, said: "Be careful, Mr. Pearson, or I shall
+have to punish you for contempt."</p>
+<p>"Why, Squar, I didn't know 'twas any sin to hev a healthy
+contemp' fer sech a thief as Jones!"</p>
+<p>The Squire looked at Mr. Pearson severely, and the latter,
+feeling that he had committed some offense without knowing it,
+subsided into silence.</p>
+<p>Bronson now had a keen sense of the direction of the gale.</p>
+<p>"If the court please," said he, "I have tried to do my duty in
+this case. It was my duty to prosecute Mr. Hartsook, however much I
+might feel assured that he was innocent, and that he would be able
+to prove his innocence. I now enter a <i>nolle</i> in his case and
+that of John Pearson, and I ask that this court adjourn until
+to-morrow, in order to give me time to examine the evidence in the
+case of the other parties under arrest. I am proud to think that my
+efforts have been the means of sifting the matter to the bottom, of
+freeing Mr. Hartsook from suspicion, and of detecting the real
+criminals."</p>
+<p>"Ugh!" said Mr. Pearson, who conceived a great dislike to
+Bronson.</p>
+<p>"The court," said Squire Hawkins, "congratulates Mr. Hartsook on
+his triumphant acquittal. He is discharged from the bar of this
+court, and from the bar of public sentiment, without a suspicion of
+guilt. Constable, discharge Ralph Hartsook and John Pearson."</p>
+<p>Old Jack Means, who had always had a warm side for the master,
+now proposed three cheers for Mr. Hartsook, and they were given
+with a will by the people who would have hanged him an hour
+before.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Means gave it as her opinion that "Jack Means allers wuz a
+fool!"</p>
+<p>"This court," said Dr. Underwood, "has one other duty to perform
+before adjourning for the day. Recall Hannah Thomson."</p>
+<p>"I jist started her on ahead to git supper and milk the cows,"
+said Mrs. Means. "A'n't a-goin' to have her loafin' here all
+day."</p>
+<p>"Constable, recall her. This court can not adjourn until she
+returns!"</p>
+<p>Hannah had gone but a little way, and was soon in the presence
+of the court, trembling for fear of some new calamity.</p>
+<p>"Hannah Thomson"&mdash;it was Squire Underwood who
+spoke&mdash;"Hannah Thomson, this court wishes to ask you one or
+two questions."</p>
+<p>"Yes, sir," but her voice died to a whisper.</p>
+<p>"How old did you say you were?</p>
+<p>"Eighteen, sir, last October."</p>
+<p>"Can you prove your age?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, sir&mdash;by my mother."</p>
+<p>"For how long are you bound to Mr. Means?"</p>
+<p>"Till I'm twenty-one."</p>
+<p>"This court feels in duty bound to inform you that, according to
+the laws of Indiana, a woman is of age at eighteen, and as no
+indenture could be made binding after you had reached your
+majority, you are the victim of a deception. You are free, and if
+it can be proven that you have been defrauded by a willful
+deception, a suit for damages will lie."</p>
+<p>"Ugh!" said Mrs. Means. "You're a purty court, a'n't you, Dr.
+Underwood?"</p>
+<p>"Be careful, Mrs. Means, or I shall have to fine you for
+contempt of court."</p>
+<p>But the people, who were in the cheering humor, cheered Hannah
+and the justices, and then cheered Ralph again. Granny Sanders
+shook hands with him, and allers knowed he'd come out right. It
+allers 'peared like as if Dr. Small warn't jist the sort to tie to,
+you know. And old John Pearson went home, after drinking two or
+three glasses of Welch's whisky, keeping time to an imaginary
+triumphal march, and feeling prouder than he had ever felt since he
+fit the Britishers under Scott at Lundy's Lane. He told his wife
+that the master had jist knocked the hind-sights offen that air
+young lawyer from Lewisburg.</p>
+<p>Walter was held to bail that he might appear as a witness, and
+Ralph might have sent his aunt a Roland for an Oliver. But he only
+sent a note to his uncle, asking him to go Walter's bail. If he had
+been resentful, he could not have wished for a more complete
+revenge than the day had brought.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXII" id="CHAPTER_XXXII"></a>CHAPTER
+XXXII.</h2>
+<h3>AFTER THE BATTLE.</h3>
+<p>Nothing can be more demoralizing in the long run than lynch law.
+And yet lynch law often originates in a burst of generous
+indignation which is not willing to suffer a bold oppressor to
+escape by means of corrupt and cowardly courts. It is oftener born
+of fear. Both motives powerfully agitated the people of the region
+round about Clifty as night drew on after Ralph's acquittal. They
+were justly indignant that Ralph had been made the victim of such a
+conspiracy, and they were frightened at the unseen danger to the
+community from such a band as that of Small's. It was certain that
+they did not know the full extent of the danger as yet. And what
+Small might do with a jury, or what Pete Jones might do with a
+sheriff, was a question. I must not detain the reader to tell how
+the mob rose. Nobody knows how such things come about. Their origin
+is as inexplicable as that of an earthquake. But, at any rate, a
+rope was twice put round Small's neck during that night, and both
+times Small was saved only by the nerve and address of Ralph, who
+had learned how unjust mob law may be. As for Small, he neither
+trembled when they were ready to hang him, nor looked relieved when
+he was saved, nor showed the slightest flush of penitence or
+gratitude. He bore himself in a quiet, gentlemanly way throughout,
+like the admirable villain that he was.</p>
+<p>He waived a preliminary examination the next day; his father
+went his bail, and he forfeited bail and disappeared from the
+county and from the horizon of my story. Two reports concerning
+Small have been in circulation&mdash;one that he was running a
+faro-bank in San Francisco, the other that he was curing
+consumption in New York by some quack process. If this latter were
+true, it would leave it an open question whether Ralph did well to
+save him from the gallows. Pete Jones and Bill, as usually happens
+to the rougher villains, went to prison, and when their terms had
+expired moved to Pike County, Missouri.</p>
+<p>But it is about Hannah that you wish to hear, and that I wish to
+tell. She went straight from the court room to Flat Creek, climbed
+to her chamber, packed in a handkerchief all her earthly goods,
+consisting chiefly of a few family relics, and turned her back on
+the house of Means forever. At the gate she met the old woman, who
+shook her fist in the girl's face and gave her a parting
+benediction in the words: "You mis'able, ongrateful critter you, go
+'long. I'm glad to be shed of you!" At the barn she met Bud, and he
+told her good-by with a little huskiness in his voice, while a tear
+glistened in her eyes. Bud had been a friend in need, and such a
+friend one does not leave without a pang.</p>
+<p>"Where are you going? Can I&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, no!" And with that she hastened on, afraid that Bud would
+offer to hitch up the roan colt. And she did not want to add to his
+domestic unhappiness by compromising him in that way.</p>
+<p>It was dusk and was raining when she left. The hours were long,
+the road was lonely, and after the revelations of that day it did
+not seem wholly safe. But from the moment that she found herself
+free, her heart had been ready to break with an impatient
+homesickness. What though there might be robbers in the woods? What
+though there were ten rough miles to travel? What though the rain
+was in her face? What though she had not tasted food since the
+morning of that exciting day? Flat Creek and bondage were behind;
+freedom, mother, Shocky, and home were before her, and her feet
+grew lighter with the thought. And if she needed any other joy, it
+was to know that the master was clear. And he would come? And so
+she traversed the weary distance, and so she inquired and found the
+house, the beautiful, homely old house of beautiful, homely old
+Nancy Sawyer, and knocked, and was admitted, and fell down, faint
+and weary, at her blind mother's feet, and laid her tired head in
+her mother's lap and wept and wept like a child, and said, "O
+mother! I'm free! I'm free!" while the mother's tears baptized her
+face, and the mother's trembling fingers combed out her tresses.
+And Shocky stood by her and cried: "I knowed God wouldn't forget
+you, Hanner!"</p>
+<p>Hannah was ready now to do anything by which she could support
+her mother and Shocky. She was strong, and inured to toil. She was
+willing and cheerful, and she would gladly have gone to service if
+by that means she could have supported the family. And, for that
+matter her mother was already able nearly to support herself by her
+knitting. But Hannah had been carefully educated when young, and at
+that moment the old public schools were being organized into a
+graded school, and the good minister, who shall be nameless,
+because he is, perhaps, still living in Indiana, and who in
+Methodist parlance was called "the preacher-in-charge of Lewisburg
+Station"&mdash;this good minister and Miss Nancy Sawyer got Hannah
+a place as teacher in the primary department. And then a little
+house with four rooms was rented, and a little, a very little
+furniture was put into it, and the old sweet home was established
+again. The father was gone, never to come back again. But the rest
+were here. And somehow Hannah kept waiting for somebody else to
+come.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXXIII"></a>CHAPTER
+XXXIII.</h2>
+<h3>INTO THE LIGHT.</h3>
+<p>For two weeks longer Ralph taught at the Flat Creek
+school-house. He was everybody's hero. And he was Bud's idol. He
+did what he could to get Bud and Martha together, and though Bud
+always "saw her safe home" after this, and called on her every
+Sunday evening, yet, to save his life, he could not forget his big
+fists and his big feet long enough to say what he most wanted to
+say, and what Martha most wanted him to say.</p>
+<p>At the end of two weeks Ralph found himself exceedingly weary of
+Flat Creek, and exceedingly glad to hear from Mr. Means that the
+school-money had "gin out." It gave him a good excuse to return to
+Lewisburg, where his heart and his treasure were. A certain sense
+of delicacy had kept him from writing to Hannah just yet.</p>
+<p>When he got to Lewisburg he had good news. His uncle, ashamed of
+his previous neglect, and perhaps with an eye to his nephew's
+growing popularity, had got him the charge of the grammar
+department in the new graded school in the village. So he quietly
+arranged to board at a boarding-house. His aunt could not have him
+about, of which fact he was very glad. She could not but feel, she
+said, that he might have taken better care of Walter than he did,
+when they were only four miles apart.</p>
+<p>He did not hasten to call on Hannah. Why should he? He sent her
+a message, of no consequence in itself, by Nancy Sawyer. Then he
+took possession of his school; and then, on the evening of the
+first day of school, he went, as he had appointed to himself, to
+see Hannah Thomson.</p>
+<p>And she, with some sweet presentiment, had got things ready by
+fixing up the scantily-furnished room as well as she could. And
+Miss Nancy Sawyer, who had seen Ralph that afternoon, had guessed
+that he was going to see Hannah. It's wonderful how much enjoyment
+a generous heart can get out of the happiness of others. Is not
+that what He meant when he said of such as Miss Sawyer that they
+should have a hundred-fold in this life for all their sacrifices?
+Did not Miss Nancy enjoy a hundred weddings and have the love of
+five hundred children? And so Miss Nancy just happened over at Mrs.
+Thomson's humble home, and, just in the most matter-of-course way,
+asked that lady and Shocky to come over to her house. Shocky wanted
+Hannah to come too. But Hannah blushed a little, and said that she
+would rather not.</p>
+<p>And when she was left alone, Hannah fixed her hair two or three
+times, and swept the hearth, and moved the chairs first one way and
+then another, and did a good many other needless things. Needless:
+for a lover, if he be a lover, does not see furniture or dress.</p>
+<p>And then she sat down by the fire, and tried to sew, and tried
+to look unconcerned, and tried to feel unconcerned, and tried not
+to expect anybody, and tried to make her heart keep still. And
+tried in vain. For a gentle rap at the door sent her pulse up
+twenty beats a minute and made her face burn. And Hartsook was for
+the first time, abashed in the presence of Hannah. For the
+oppressed girl had, in two weeks, blossomed out into the full-blown
+woman.</p>
+<p>And Ralph sat down by the fire, and talked of his school and her
+school, and everything else but what he wanted to talk about. And
+then the conversation drifted back to Flat Creek, and to the walk
+through the pasture, and to the box-elder tree, and to the painful
+talk in the lane. And Hannah begged to be forgiven, and Ralph
+laughed at the idea that she had done anything wrong. And she
+praised his goodness to Shocky, and he drew her little note out
+of&mdash;But I agreed not tell you where he kept it. And then she
+blushed, and he told how the note had sustained him, and how her
+white face kept up his courage in his flight down the bed of Clifty
+Creek. And he sat a little nearer, to show her the note that he had
+carried in his bosom&mdash;I have told it! And&mdash;but I must not
+proceed. A love-scene, ever so beautiful in itself, will not bear
+telling. And so I shall leave a little gap just here, which you may
+fill up as you please. . . . Somehow, they never knew how, they got
+to talking about the future instead of the past, after that, and to
+planning their two lives as one life. And . . . And when Miss Nancy
+and Mrs. Thomson returned later in the evening, Ralph was standing
+by the mantel-piece, but Shocky noticed that his chair was close to
+Hannah's. And good Miss Nancy Sawyer looked in Hannah's face and
+was happy.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXXIV"></a>CHAPTER
+XXXIV.</h2>
+<h3>"HOW IT CAME OUT"</h3>
+<p>We are all children in reading stories. We want more than all
+else to know how it all came out at the end, and, if our taste is
+not perverted, we like it to come out well. For my part, ever since
+I began to write this story, I have been anxious to know how it was
+going to come out.</p>
+<p>Well, there were very few invited. It took place at ten in the
+morning. The "preacher-in-charge" came, of course. Miss Nancy
+Sawyer was there. But Ralph's uncle was away, and Aunt Matilda had
+a sore throat and couldn't come. Perhaps the memory of the fact
+that she had refused Mrs. Thomson, the pauper, a bed for two
+nights, affected her throat. But Miss Nancy and her sister were
+there, and the preacher. And that was all, besides the family, and
+Bud and Martha. Of course Bud and Martha came. And driving Martha
+to a wedding in a "jumper" was the one opportunity Bud needed. His
+hands were busy, his big boots were out of sight, and it was so
+easy to slip from Ralph's love affair to his own, that Bud somehow,
+in pulling Martha Hawkins' shawl about her, stammered out half a
+proposal, which Martha, generous soul, took for the whole ceremony,
+and accepted. And Bud was so happy that Ralph guessed from his face
+and voice that the agony was over, and Bud was betrothed at last to
+the "gal as was a gal."</p>
+<p>And after Ralph and Hannah were married&mdash;there was no trip,
+Ralph only changed his boarding-place and became head of the house
+at Mrs. Thomson's thereafter&mdash;after it was all over, Bud came
+to Mr. Hartsook, and, snickering just a little, said as how as him
+and Martha had fixed it all up, and now they wanted to ax his
+advice; and Martha proud but blushing, came up and nodded assent.
+Bud said as how as he hadn't got no book-larnin' nor nothin', and
+as how as he wanted to be somethin', and put in his best licks fer
+Him, you know'. And that Marthy, she was of the same way of
+thinkin', and that was a blessin'. And the Squire was a-goin' to
+marry agin', and Marthy would ruther vacate. And his mother and
+Mirandy was sech as he wouldn't take no wife to. And he thought as
+how Mr. Hartsook might think of some way or some place where he and
+Marthy mout make a livin' fer the present, and put in their best
+licks fer Him, you know.</p>
+<p>Ralph thought a moment. He was about to make an allusion to
+Hercules and the Augean stables, but he remembered that Bud would
+not understand it, though it might remind Martha of something she
+had seen at the East, the time she was to Bosting.</p>
+<p>"Bud, my dear friend," said Ralph, "it looks a little hard to
+ask you to take a new wife"&mdash;here Bud looked admiringly at
+Martha&mdash;"to the poor-house. But I don't know anywhere where
+you can do so much good for Christ as by taking charge of that
+place, and I can get the appointment for you. The new commissioners
+want just such a man."</p>
+<p>"What d'ye say, Marthy?" said Bud.</p>
+<p>"Why, somebody ought to do for the poor, and I should like to do
+it."</p>
+<p>And so Hercules cleaned the Augean stables.</p>
+<p>And so my humble, homely Hoosier story of twenty years
+ago<a name="FNanchor_29_29" id="FNanchor_29_29"></a><a href=
+"#Footnote_29_29" class="fnanchor">[29]</a> draws to a close, and
+not without regret I take leave of Ralph and Hannah; and Shocky,
+and Bud, and Martha, and Miss Nancy, and of my readers.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>P.S.&mdash;A copy of the Lewisburg <i>Jeffersonian</i> came into
+my hands to-day, and I see by its columns that Ralph Hartsook is
+principal of the Lewisburg Academy. It took me some time, however,
+to make out that the sheriff of the county, Mr. Israel W. Means,
+was none other than my old friend Bud, of the Church of the Best
+Licks. I was almost as much puzzled over his name as I was when I
+saw an article in a city paper, by Prof. W.J. Thomson, on
+Poor-Houses. I should not have recognized the writer as Shocky, had
+I not known that Shocky has given his spare time to making outcasts
+feel that God has not forgot.</p>
+<div class="footnotes">
+<p class="center">FOOTNOTES:</p>
+<div class="footnote">
+<p><a name="Footnote_29_29" id="Footnote_29_29"></a><a href=
+"#FNanchor_29_29"><span class="label">[29]</span></a> Written in
+1871.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+<h3>THE END</h3>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Hoosier Schoolmaster, by Edward Eggleston
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+Title: The Hoosier Schoolmaster
+ A Story of Backwoods Life in Indiana
+
+Author: Edward Eggleston
+
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+
+THE HOOSIER
+SCHOOLMASTER
+
+A Story of Backwoods Life
+in Indiana
+
+REVISED
+
+with an introduction and Notes on the District
+by the Author,
+
+EDWARD EGGLESTON
+
+With Character Sketches by
+
+F. OPPER
+
+and other Illustrations by
+
+W.E.B. STARKWEATHER
+
+
+GROSSET & DUNLAP
+PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
+
+1871
+
+
+
+
+AS A PEBBLE CAST UPON A GREAT
+CAIRN, THIS EDITION IS INSCRIBED TO THE
+MEMORY OF JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL,
+WHOSE CORDIAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO MY
+EARLY STUDIES OF AMERICAN DIALECT IS
+GRATEFULLY REMEMBERED.
+
+THE AUTHOR.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE TO THE LIBRARY EDITION.
+
+BEING THE HISTORY OF A STORY.
+
+
+"THE HOOSIER SCHOOL-MASTER" was written and printed in the autumn of
+1871. It is therefore now about twenty-one years old, and the publishers
+propose to mark its coming of age by issuing a library edition. I avail
+myself of the occasion to make some needed revisions, and to preface the
+new edition with an account of the origin and adventures of the book. If
+I should seem to betray unbecoming pride in speaking of a story that has
+passed into several languages and maintained an undiminished popularity
+for more than a score of years, I count on receiving the indulgence
+commonly granted to paternal vanity when celebrating the majority of a
+first-born. With all its faults on its head, this little tale has become
+a classic, in the bookseller's sense at least; and a public that has
+shown so constant a partiality for it has a right to feel some curiosity
+regarding its history.
+
+I persuade myself that additional extenuation for this biography of a
+book is to be found in the relation which "The Hoosier School-Master"
+happens to bear to the most significant movement in American literature
+in our generation. It is the file-leader of the procession of American
+dialect novels. Before the appearance of this story, the New England
+folk-speech had long been employed for various literary purposes, it is
+true; and after its use by Lowell, it had acquired a standing that made
+it the classic _lingua rustica_ of the United States. Even Hoosiers and
+Southerners when put into print, as they sometimes were in rude
+burlesque stories, usually talked about "huskin' bees" and "apple-parin'
+bees" and used many other expressions foreign to their vernacular.
+American literature hardly touched the speech and life of the people
+outside of New England; in other words, it was provincial in the narrow
+sense.
+
+I can hardly suppose that "The Hoosier School-Master" bore any causative
+relation to that broader provincial movement in our literature which now
+includes such remarkable productions as the writings of Mr. Cable, Mr.
+Harris, Mr. Page, Miss Murfree, Mr. Richard Malcom Johnson, Mr. Howe,
+Mr. Garland, some of Mrs. Burnett's stories and others quite worthy of
+inclusion in this list. The taking up of life in this regional way has
+made our literature really national by the only process possible. The
+Federal nation has at length manifested a consciousness of the
+continental diversity of its forms of life. The "great American novel,"
+for which prophetic critics yearned so fondly twenty years ago, is
+appearing in sections. I may claim for this book the distinction, such
+as it is, of being the first of the dialect stories that depict a life
+quite beyond New England influence. Some of Mr. Bret Harte's brief and
+powerful tales had already foreshadowed this movement toward a larger
+rendering of our life. But the romantic character of Mr. Harte's
+delightful stories and the absence of anything that can justly be called
+dialect in them mark them as rather forerunners than beginners of the
+prevailing school. For some years after the appearance of the present
+novel, my own stories had to themselves the field of provincial realism
+(if, indeed, there be any such thing as realism) before there came the
+succession of fine productions which have made the last fourteen years
+notable.
+
+Though it had often occurred to me to write something in the dialect now
+known as Hoosier--the folk-speech of the southern part of Ohio, Indiana,
+and Illinois of forty years ago--I had postponed the attempt
+indefinitely, probably because the only literary use that had been made
+of the allied speech of the Southwest had been in the books of the
+primitive humorists of that region. I found it hard to dissociate in my
+own mind the dialect from the somewhat coarse boisterousness which
+seemed inseparable from it in the works of these rollicking writers. It
+chanced that in 1871 Taine's lectures on "Art in the Netherlands," or
+rather Mr. John Durand's translation of them, fell into my hands as a
+book for editorial review. These discourses are little else than an
+elucidation of the thesis that the artist of originality will work
+courageously with the materials he finds in his own environment. In
+Taine's view, all life has matter for the artist, if only he have eyes
+to see.
+
+Many years previous to the time of which I am now speaking, while I was
+yet a young man, I had projected a lecture on the Hoosier folk-speech,
+and had even printed during the war a little political skit in that
+dialect in a St. Paul paper. So far as I know, nothing else had ever
+been printed in the Hoosier. Under the spur of Taine's argument, I now
+proceeded to write a short story wholly in the dialect spoken in my
+childhood by rustics on the north side of the Ohio River. This tale I
+called "The Hoosier School-Master." It consisted almost entirely of an
+autobiographical narration in dialect by Mirandy Means of the incidents
+that form the groundwork of the present story. I was the newly
+installed editor of a weekly journal, _Hearth and Home_, and I sent this
+little story in a new dialect to my printer. It chanced that one of the
+proprietors of the paper saw a part of it in proof. He urged me to take
+it back and make a longer story out of the materials, and he expressed
+great confidence in the success of such a story. Yielding to his
+suggestion, I began to write this novel from week to week as it appeared
+in the paper, and thus found myself involved in the career of a
+novelist, which had up to that time formed no part of my plan of life.
+In my inexperience I worked at a white-heat, completing the book in ten
+weeks. Long before these weeks of eager toil were over, it was a
+question among my friends whether the novel might not write _finis_ to
+me before I should see the end of it.
+
+The sole purpose I had in view at first was the resuscitation of the
+dead-and-alive newspaper of which I had ventured to take charge. One of
+the firm of publishers thought much less favorably of my story than his
+partner did. I was called into the private office and informed with some
+severity that my characters were too rough to be presentable in a paper
+so refined as ours. I confess they did seem somewhat too robust for a
+sheet so anaemic as _Hearth and Home_ had been in the months just
+preceding. But when, the very next week after this protest was made, the
+circulation of the paper increased some thousands at a bound, my
+employer's critical estimate of the work underwent a rapid change--a
+change based on what seemed to him better than merely literary
+considerations. By the time the story closed, at the end of fourteen
+instalments, the subscription list had multiplied itself four or five
+fold. It is only fair to admit, however, that the original multiplicand
+had been rather small.
+
+Papers in Canada and in some of the other English colonies transferred
+the novel bodily to their columns, and many of the American country
+papers helped themselves to it quite freely. It had run some weeks of
+its course before it occurred to any one that it might profitably be
+reprinted in book form. The publishers were loath to risk much in the
+venture. The newspaper type was rejustified to make a book page, and
+barely two thousand copies were printed for a first edition. I remember
+expressing the opinion that the number was too large.
+
+"The Hoosier School-Master" was pirated with the utmost promptitude by
+the Messrs. Routledge, in England, for that was in the barbarous days
+before international copyright, when English publishers complained of
+the unscrupulousness of American reprinters, while they themselves
+pounced upon every line of American production that promised some
+shillings of profit. "The Hoosier School-Master" was brought out in
+England in a cheap, sensational form. The edition of ten thousand has
+long been out of print. For this large edition and for the editions
+issued in the British colonies and in continental Europe I have never
+received a penny. A great many men have made money out of the book, but
+my own returns have been comparatively small. For its use in serial form
+I received nothing beyond my salary as editor. On the copyright edition
+I have received the moderate royalty allowed to young authors at the
+outset of their work. The sale of the American edition in the first
+twenty years amounted to seventy thousand copies. The peculiarity of
+this sale is its steadiness. After twenty years, "The Hoosier
+School-Master" is selling at the average rate of more than three
+thousand copies per annum. During the last half-dozen years the
+popularity of the book has apparently increased, and its twentieth year
+closed with a sale of twenty-one hundred in six months. Only those who
+are familiar with the book trade and who know how brief is the life of
+the average novel will understand how exceptional is this
+long-continued popularity.
+
+Some of the newspaper reviewers of twenty years ago were a little
+puzzled to know what to make of a book in so questionable a shape, for
+the American dialect novel was then a new-comer. But nothing could have
+given a beginner more genuine pleasure than the cordial commendation of
+the leading professional critic of the time, the late Mr. George Ripley,
+who wrote an extended review of this book for the _Tribune_. The monthly
+magazines all spoke of "The Hoosier School-Master" in terms as favorable
+as it deserved. I cannot pretend that I was content with these notices
+at the time, for I had the sensitiveness of a beginner. But on looking
+at the reviews in the magazines of that day, I am amused to find that
+the faults pointed out in the work of my prentice hand are just those
+that I should be disposed to complain of now, if it were any part of my
+business to tell the reader wherein I might have done better.
+
+_The Nation_, then in its youth, honored "The Hoosier School-Master" by
+giving it two pages, mostly in discussion of its dialect, but dispensing
+paradoxical praise and censure in that condescending way with which we
+are all familiar enough. According to its critic, the author had
+understood and described the old Western life, but he had done it
+"quite sketchily, to be sure." Yet it was done "with essential truth and
+some effectiveness." The critic, however instantly stands on the other
+foot again and adds that the book "is not a captivating one." But he
+makes amends in the very next sentence by an allusion to "the
+faithfulness of its transcript of the life it depicts," and then
+instantly balances the account on the adverse side of the ledger by
+assuring the reader that "it has no interest of passion or mental
+power." But even this fatal conclusion is diluted by a dependent clause.
+"Possibly," says the reviewer, "the good feeling of the intertwined love
+story may conciliate the good-will of some of the malcontent." One could
+hardly carry further the fine art of oscillating between moderate
+commendation and parenthetical damnation--an art that lends a factitious
+air of judicial impartiality and mental equipoise. Beyond question, _The
+Nation_ is one of the ablest weekly papers in the world; the admirable
+scholarship of its articles and reviews in departments of special
+knowledge might well be a subject of pride to any American. But its
+inadequate reviews of current fiction add nothing to its value, and its
+habitual tone of condescending depreciation in treating imaginative
+literature of indigenous origin is one of the strongest discouragements
+to literary production.
+
+The main value of good criticism lies in its readiness and penetration
+in discovering and applauding merit not before recognized, or
+imperfectly recognized. This is a conspicuous trait of Sainte-Beuve, the
+greatest of all newspaper critics. He knew how to be severe upon
+occasion, but he saw talent in advance of the public and dispensed
+encouragement heartily, so that he made himself almost a foster-father
+to the literature of his generation in France. But there is a class of
+anonymous reviewers in England and America who seem to hold a
+traditional theory that the function of a critic toward new-born talent
+is analogous to that of Pharaoh toward the infant Jewish population[1].
+
+During the first year after its publication "The Hoosier School-Master"
+was translated into French and published in a condensed form in the
+_Revue des Deux Mondes_. The translator was the writer who signs the
+name M. Th. Bentzon, and who is well known to be Madame Blanc. This
+French version afterward appeared in book form in the same volume with
+one of Mr. Thomas Bailey Aldrich's stories and some other stories of
+mine. In this latter shape I have never seen it. The title given to the
+story by Madame Blanc was "Le Maitre d'Ecole de Flat Creek." It may be
+imagined that the translator found it no easy task to get equivalents in
+French for expressions in a dialect new and strange. "I'll be dog-on'd"
+appears in French as "devil take me" ("_diable m'emporte_"), which is
+not bad; the devil being rather a jolly sort of fellow, in French. "The
+Church of the Best Licks" seems rather unrenderable, and I do not see
+how the translator could have found a better phrase for it than
+"_L'Eglise des Raclees_" though "_raclees_" does not convey the double
+sense of "licks." "_Jim epelait vite comme l'eclair_" is not a good
+rendering of "Jim spelled like lightning," since it is not the celerity
+of the spelling that is the main consideration. "_Concours
+d'epellation_" is probably the best equivalent for "spelling-school,"
+but it seems something more stately in its French dress. When Bud says,
+with reference to Hannah, "I never took no shine that air way," the
+phrase is rather too idiomatic for the French tongue, and it becomes "I
+haven't run after that hare" ("_Je n'ai pas chasse ce lievre-la_").
+Perhaps the most sadly amusing thing in the translation is the way the
+meaning of the nickname Shocky is missed in an explanatory foot-note. It
+is, according to the translator, an abbreviation or corruption of the
+English word "shocking," which expresses the shocking ugliness of the
+child--"_qui exprime la laideur choquante de l'enfant_."
+
+A German version of "The Hoosier School-Master" was made about the time
+of the appearance of the French translation, but of this I have never
+seen a copy. I know of it only from the statement made to me by a German
+professor, that he had read it in German before he knew any English.
+What are the equivalents in High German for "right smart" and "dog-on" I
+cannot imagine.
+
+Several years after the publication of "The Hoosier School-Master" it
+occurred to Mr. H. Hansen, of Kjoege, in Denmark, to render it into
+Danish. Among the Danes the book enjoyed a popularity as great, perhaps,
+as it has had at home. The circulation warranted Mr. Hansen and his
+publisher in bringing out several other novels of mine. The Danish
+translator was the only person concerned in the various foreign
+editions of this book who had the courtesy to ask the author's leave.
+Under the old conditions in regard to international copyright, an author
+came to be regarded as one not entitled even to common civilities in the
+matter of reprinting his works--he was to be plundered without
+politeness. As I look at the row of my books in the unfamiliar Danish, I
+am reminded of that New England mother who, on recovering her children
+carried away by the Canadian Indians, found it impossible to communicate
+with a daughter who spoke only French and a son who knew nothing but the
+speech of his savage captors. Mr. Hansen was thoughtful enough to send
+me the reviews of my books in the Danish newspapers; and he had the
+double kindness to translate these into English and to leave out all but
+those that were likely to be agreeable to my vanity. Of these I remember
+but a single sentence, and that because it was expressed with felicity.
+The reviewer said of the fun in "The Hoosier School-Master:" "This is
+humor laughing to keep from bursting into tears."
+
+A year or two before the appearance of "The Hoosier School-Master," a
+newspaper article of mine touching upon American dialect interested Mr.
+Lowell, and he urged me to "look for the foreign influence" that has
+affected the speech of the Ohio River country. My reverence for him as
+the master in such studies did not prevent me from feeling that the
+suggestion was a little absurd. But at a later period I became aware
+that North Irishmen used many of the pronunciations and idioms that
+distinctly characterized the language of old-fashioned people on the
+Ohio. Many Ulster men say "wair" for were and "air" for are, for
+example. Connecting this with the existence of a considerable element of
+Scotch-Irish names in the Ohio River region, I could not doubt that here
+was one of the keys the master had bidden me look for. While pursuing at
+a later period a series of investigations into the culture-history of
+the American people in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, I
+became much interested in the emigration to America from the north of
+Ireland, a movement that waxed and waned as the great Irish-linen
+industry of the last century declined or prospered. The first American
+home of these Irish was Pennsylvania. A portion of them were
+steady-going, psalm-singing, money-getting people, who in course of time
+made themselves felt in the commerce, politics, and intellectual life of
+the nation. There was also a dare-devil element, descended perhaps from
+those rude borderers who were deported to Ireland more for the sake of
+the peace of North Britain than for the benefit of Ireland. In this
+rougher class there was perhaps a larger dash of the Celtic fire that
+came from the wild Irish women whom the first Scotch settlers in Ulster
+made the mothers of their progeny. Arrived in the wilds of Pennsylvania,
+these Irishmen built rude cabins, planted little patches of corn and
+potatoes, and distilled a whiskey that was never suffered to grow
+mellow. The forest was congenial to men who spent much the larger part
+of their time in boisterous sport of one sort or another. The
+manufacture of the rifle was early brought to Lancaster, in
+Pennsylvania, direct from the land of its invention by Swiss emigrants,
+and in the adventurous Scotch-Irishman of the Pennsylvania frontier the
+rifle found its fellow. Irish settlers became hunters of wild beasts,
+explorers, pioneers, and warriors against the Indians, upon whom they
+avenged their wrongs with relentless ferocity. Both the Irish race and
+the intermingled Pennsylvania Dutch were prolific, and the up-country of
+Pennsylvania soon overflowed. Emigration was held in check to the
+westward for a while by the cruel massacres of the French and Indian
+wars, and one river of population poured itself southward into the
+fertile valleys of the Virginia mountain country; another and larger
+flood swept still farther to the south along the eastern borders of the
+Appalachian range until it reached the uplands of Carolina. When the
+militia of one county in South Carolina was mustered during the
+Revolution, it was found that every one of the thirty-five hundred men
+enrolled were natives of Pennsylvania. These were mainly sons of North
+Irishmen, and from the Carolina Irish sprang Calhoun, the most
+aggressive statesman that has appeared in America, and Jackson, the most
+brilliant military genius in the whole course of our history. Before the
+close of the Revolution this adventurous race had begun to break over
+the passes of the Alleghanies into the dark and bloody ground of
+Kentucky and Tennessee. Soon afterward a multitude of Pennsylvanians of
+all stocks--the Scotch-Irish and those Germans, Swiss, and Hollanders
+who are commonly classed together as the Pennsylvania Dutch, as well as
+a large number of people of English descent--began to migrate down the
+Ohio Valley. Along with them came professional men and people of more or
+less culture, chiefly from eastern Virginia and Maryland. There came
+also into Indiana and Illinois, from the border States and from as far
+south as North Carolina and Tennessee, a body of "poor whites." These
+semi-nomadic people, descendants of the colonial bond-servants, formed,
+in the second quarter of the nineteenth century, the lowest rank of
+Hoosiers. But as early as 1845 there was a considerable exodus of these
+to Missouri. From Pike County, in that State, they wended their way to
+California, to appear in Mr. Bret Harte's stories as "Pikes." The
+movement of this class out of Indiana went on with augmented volume in
+the fifties. The emigrants of this period mostly sought the States lying
+just west of the Mississippi, and the poorer sort made the trip in
+little one-horse wagons of the sorriest description, laden mainly with
+white-headed children and followed by the yellow curs that are the one
+luxury indispensable to a family of this class. To this migration and to
+a liberal provision for popular education Indiana owes a great
+improvement in the average intelligence of her people. As early as 1880,
+I believe, the State had come to rank with some of the New England
+States in the matter of literacy.
+
+The folk-speech of the Ohio River country has many features in common
+with that of the eastern Middle States, while it received but little
+from the dignified eighteenth-century English of eastern Virginia. There
+are distinct traces of the North-Irish in the idioms and in the peculiar
+pronunciations. One finds also here and there a word from the
+"Pennsylvania Dutch," such as "waumus" for a loose jacket, from the
+German _wamms_, a doublet, and "smearcase" for cottage cheese, from the
+German _schmierkaese_. The only French word left by the old _voyageurs_,
+so far as I now remember, is "cordelle," to tow a boat by a rope carried
+along the shore.
+
+Substantially the same folk-speech exists wherever the Pennsylvania
+migration formed the main element of the primitive settlement. I have
+heard the same dialect in the South Carolina uplands that one gets from
+a Posey County Hoosier, or rather that one used to get in the old days
+before the vandal school-master had reduced the vulgar tongue to the
+monotonous propriety of what we call good English.
+
+In drawing some of the subordinate characters in this tale a little too
+baldly from the model, I fell into an error common to inexperienced
+writers. It is amusing to observe that these portrait characters seem
+the least substantial of all the figures in the book. Dr. Small is a
+rather unrealistic villain, but I knew him well and respected him in my
+boyish heart for a most exemplary Christian of good family at the very
+time that, according to testimony afterward given, he was diversifying
+his pursuits as a practising physician by leading a gang of burglars.
+More than one person has been pointed out as the original of Bud Means,
+and I believe there are one or two men each of whom flatters himself
+that he posed for the figure of the first disciple of the Church of the
+Best Licks. Bud is made up of elements found in some of his race, but
+not in any one man. Not dreaming that the story would reach beyond the
+small circulation of _Hearth and Home_, I used the names of people in
+Switzerland and Decatur counties, in Indiana, almost without being aware
+of it. I have heard that a young man bearing the surname given to one of
+the rudest families in this book had to suffer many gibes while a
+student at an Indiana college. I here do public penance for my culpable
+indiscretion.
+
+"Jeems Phillips," name and all, is a real person whom at the time of
+writing this story I had not seen since I was a lad of nine and he a man
+of nearly forty. He was a mere memory to me, and was put into the book
+with some slighting remarks which the real Jeems did not deserve. I did
+not know that he was living, and it did not seem likely that the story
+would have vitality enough to travel all the way to Indiana. But the
+portion referring to Phillips was transferred to the county paper
+circulating among Jeems' neighbors. For once the good-natured man was,
+as they say in Hoosier, "mad," and he threatened to thrash the editor.
+"Do you think he means you?" demanded the editor. "To be sure he does,"
+said the champion speller. "Can you spell?" "I can spell down any master
+that ever came to our district," he replied. As time passed on,
+Phillips found himself a lion. Strangers desired an introduction to him
+as a notability, and invited the champion to dissipate with them at the
+soda fountain in the village drug store. It became a matter of pride
+with him that he was the most famous speller in the world. Two years
+ago, while visiting the town of my nativity, I met upon the street the
+aged Jeems Phillips, whom I had not seen for more than forty years. I
+would go far to hear him "spell down" a complacent school-master once
+more.
+
+The publication of this book gave rise to an amusing revival of the
+spelling-school as a means of public entertainment, not in rustic
+regions alone, but in towns also. The furor extended to the great cities
+of New York and London, and reached at last to farthest Australia,
+spreading to every region in which English is spelled or spoken. But the
+effect of the chapter on the spelling-school was temporary and
+superficial; the only organization that came from the spelling-school
+mania, so far as I know, was an association of proof-readers in London
+to discuss mooted points. The sketch of the Church of the Best Licks,
+however, seems to have made a deep and enduring impression upon
+individuals and to have left some organized results. I myself
+endeavored to realize it, and for five years I was the pastor of a
+church in Brooklyn, organized on a basis almost as simple as that in the
+Flat Creek school-house. The name I rendered into respectable English,
+and the Church of the Best Licks became the Church of Christian
+Endeavor. It was highly successful in doing that which a church ought to
+do, and its methods of work have been widely copied. After my work as a
+minister had been definitely closed, the name and the underlying thought
+of this church were borrowed for a young people's society; and thus the
+little story of good endeavor in Indiana seems to have left a permanent
+mark on the ecclesiastical organization of the time.
+
+If any one, judging by the length of this preface, should conclude that
+I hold my little book in undue esteem, let him know that I owe it more
+than one grudge. It is said that Thomas Campbell, twenty years after the
+appearance of his best-known poem, was one day introduced as "the author
+of 'The Pleasures of Hope.'" "Confound 'The Pleasures of Hope,'" he
+protested; "can't I write anything else?" So, however much I may prefer
+my later work, more carefully wrought in respect of thought, structure,
+and style, this initial novel, the favorite of the larger public, has
+become inseparably associated with my name. Often I have mentally
+applied Campbell's imprecation on "The Pleasures of Hope" to this
+story. I could not write in this vein now if I would, and twenty-one
+years have made so many changes in me that I dare not make any but minor
+changes in this novel. The author of "The Hoosier School-Master" is
+distinctly not I; I am but his heir and executor; and since he is a more
+popular writer than I, why should I meddle with his work? I have,
+however, ventured to make some necessary revision of the diction, and
+have added notes, mostly with reference to the dialect.
+
+A second grudge against this story is that somehow its readers persist
+in believing it to be a bit of my own life. Americans are credulous
+believers in that miracle of the imagination whom no one has ever seen
+in the flesh--the self-made man. Some readers of "The Hoosier
+School-Master" have settled it for a certainty that the author sprang
+from the rustic class he has described. One lady even wrote to inquire
+whether my childhood were not represented in Shocky, the little lad out
+of the poor-house. A biographical sketch of me in Italian goes so far as
+to state that among the hard resorts by which I made a living in my
+early life was the teaching of a Sunday-school in Chicago.
+
+No one knows so well as I the faults of immaturity and inexperience that
+characterize this book. But perhaps after all the public is right in so
+often preferring an author's first book. There is what Emerson would
+have called a "central spontaneity" about the work of a young man that
+may give more delight to the reader than all the precision of thought
+and perfection of style for which we strive as life advances.
+
+JOSHUA'S ROCK ON LAKE GEORGE, 1892.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 1: Since writing the passage in the text, I have met with the
+following in _The Speaker_, of London: "Everybody knows that when an
+important work is published in history, philosophy, or any branch of
+science, the editor of a respectable paper employs an expert to review
+it; . . . indeed, the more abstruse the subject of the book, the more
+careful and intelligent you will find the review. . . . It is equally
+well known that works of fiction and books of verse are not treated with
+anything like the same care. . . . A good poem, play, or novel is at
+least as fine an achievement as a good history; yet the history gets the
+benefit of an expert's judgment and two columns of thoughtful pimse or
+censure, while the poem, play, or novel is treated to ten skittish lines
+by the hack who happens to be within nearest call when the book comes
+in."]
+
+
+
+
+PART OF THE PREFACE TO THE
+
+FIRST EDITION.
+
+
+I may as well confess, what it would be affectation to conceal, that I
+am more than pleased with the generous reception accorded to this story
+as a serial in the columns of _Hearth and Home_. It has been in my mind
+since I was a Hoosier boy to do something toward describing life in the
+back-country districts of the Western States. It used to be a matter of
+no little jealousy with us, I remember, that the manners, customs,
+thoughts, and feelings of New England country people filled so large a
+place in books, while our life, not less interesting, not less romantic,
+and certainly not less filled with humorous and grotesque material, had
+no place in literature. It was as though we were shut out of good
+society. And, with the single exception of Alice Gary, perhaps, our
+Western writers did not dare speak of the West otherwise than as the
+unreal world to which Cooper's lively imagination had given birth.
+
+I had some anxiety lest Western readers should take offence at my
+selecting what must always seem an exceptional phase of life to those
+who have grown up in the more refined regions of the West. But nowhere
+has the School-master been received more kindly than in his own country
+and among his own people.
+
+Some of those who have spoken generous words of the School-master and
+his friends have suggested that the story is an autobiography. But it is
+not, save in the sense in which every work of art is an autobiography:
+in that it is the result of the experience and observation of the
+writer. Readers will therefore bear in mind that not Ralph nor Bud nor
+Brother Sodom nor Dr. Small represents the writer, nor do I appear, as
+Talleyrand said of Madame de Stael, "disguised as a woman," in the
+person of Hannah or Mirandy. Some of the incidents have been drawn from
+life; none of them, I believe, from my own. I should like to be
+considered a member of the Church of the Best Licks, however.
+
+It has been in my mind to append some remarks, philological and
+otherwise, upon the dialect, but Professor Lowell's admirable and
+erudite preface to the Biglow Papers must be the despair of every one
+who aspires to write on Americanisms. To Mr. Lowell belongs the
+distinction of being the only one of our most eminent authors and the
+only one of our most eminent scholars who has given careful attention to
+American dialects. But while I have not ventured to discuss the
+provincialisms of the Indiana backwoods, I have been careful to preserve
+the true _usus loquendi_ of each locution.
+
+BROOKLYN, December, 1871.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+CHAPTER I
+ PAGE
+A Private Lesson from a Bulldog . . . 37
+
+CHAPTER II.
+A Spell Coming. . . . . . . . . . . . 52
+
+CHAPTER III.
+Mirandy, Hank, and Shocky . . . . . . 57
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+Spelling Down the Master. . . . . . . 70
+
+CHAPTER V.
+The Walk Home . . . . . . . . . . . . 90
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+A Night at Pete Jones's . . . . . . . 97
+
+CHAPTER VII
+Ominous Remarks of Mr. Jones. . . . . 105
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+The Struggle in the Dark. . . . . . . 109
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+Has God Forgotten Shocky? . . . . . . 114
+
+CHAPTER X.
+The Devil of Silence. . . . . . . . . 118
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+Miss Martha Hawkins . . . . . . . . . 125
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+The Hardshell Preacher. . . . . . . . 133
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+A Struggle for the Mastery. . . . . . 143
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+A Crisis with Bud . . . . . . . . . . 150
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+The Church of the Best Licks. . . . . 157
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+The Church Militant . . . . . . . . . 163
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+A Council of War. . . . . . . . . . . 169
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+Odds and Ends . . . . . . . . . . . . 175
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+Face to Face. . . . . . . . . . . . . 180
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+God Remembers Shocky. . . . . . . . . 185
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+Miss Nancy Sawyer . . . . . . . . . . 192
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+Pancakes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 195
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+A Charitable Institution. . . . . . . 203
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+The Good Samaritan. . . . . . . . . . 212
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+Bud Wooing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 215
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+A Letter and its Consequences . . . . 220
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+A Loss and a Gain . . . . . . . . . . 224
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+The Flight. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 228
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+The Trial . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 234
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+"Brother Sodom" . . . . . . . . . . . 249
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+The Trial Concluded . . . . . . . . . 254
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+After the Battle. . . . . . . . . . . 269
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+Into the Light. . . . . . . . . . . . 274
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+"How it Came Out" . . . . . . . . . . 278
+
+
+
+
+The Hoosier School-Master.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+A PRIVATE LESSON FROM A BULLDOG.
+
+
+"Want to be a school-master, do you? You? Well, what would _you_ do in
+Flat Crick deestrick, _I'd_ like to know? Why, the boys have driv off
+the last two, and licked the one afore them like blazes. You might teach
+a summer school, when nothin' but children come. But I 'low it takes a
+right smart _man_ to be school-master in Flat Crick in the winter.
+They'd pitch you out of doors, sonny, neck and heels, afore Christmas."
+
+The young man, who had walked ten miles to get the school in this
+district, and who had been mentally reviewing his learning at every step
+he took, trembling lest the committee should find that he did not know
+enough, was not a little taken aback at this greeting from "old Jack
+Means," who was the first trustee that he lighted on. The impression
+made by these ominous remarks was emphasized by the glances which he
+received from Jack Means's two sons. The older one eyed him from the top
+of his brawny shoulders with that amiable look which a big dog turns on
+a little one before shaking him. Ralph Hartsook had never thought of
+being measured by the standard of muscle. This notion of beating
+education into young savages in spite of themselves dashed his ardor.
+
+He had walked right to where Jack Means was at work shaving shingles in
+his own front yard. While Mr. Means was making the speech which we have
+set down above, and punctuating it with expectorations, a large brindle
+bulldog had been sniffing at Ralph's heels, and a girl in a new
+linsey-woolsey dress, standing by the door, had nearly giggled her head
+off at the delightful prospect of seeing a new school-teacher eaten up
+by the ferocious brute.
+
+The disheartening words of the old man, the immense muscles of the young
+man who was to be his rebellious pupil, the jaws of the ugly bulldog,
+and the heartless giggle of the girl, gave Ralph a delightful sense of
+having precipitated himself into a den of wild beasts. Faint with
+weariness and discouragement, and shivering with fear, he sat down on a
+wheelbarrow.
+
+"You, Bull!" said the old man to the dog, which was showing more and
+more a disposition to make a meal of the incipient pedagogue, "you,
+Bull! git aout[2], you pup!" The dog walked sullenly off, but not until
+he had given Ralph a look full of promise of what he meant to do when he
+got a good chance. Ralph wished himself back in the village of
+Lewisburg, whence he had come.
+
+"You see," continued Mr. Means, spitting in a meditative sort of a way,
+"you see, we a'n't none of your saft sort in these diggings. It takes a
+_man_ to boss this deestrick. Howsumdever, ef you think you kin trust
+your hide in Flat Crick school-house I ha'n't got no 'bjection. But ef
+you git licked, don't come on us. Flat Crick don't pay no 'nsurance, you
+bet! Any other trustees? Wal, yes. But as I pay the most taxes, t'others
+jist let me run the thing. You can begin right off a Monday. They a'n't
+been no other applications. You see, it takes grit to apply for this
+school. The last master had a black eye for a month. But, as I wuz
+sayin', you can jist roll up and wade in. I 'low you've got spunk,
+maybe, and that goes for a heap sight more'n sinnoo with boys. Walk in,
+and stay over Sunday with me. You'll hev' to board roun', and I guess
+you better begin here."
+
+Ralph did not go in, but sat out on the wheelbarrow, watching the old
+man shave shingles, while the boys split the blocks and chopped wood.
+Bull smelled of the new-comer again in an ugly way, and got a good kick
+from the older son for his pains. But out of one of his red eyes the dog
+warned the young school-master that _he_ should yet suffer for all kicks
+received on his account.
+
+"Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven and yarth can't make him let go,"
+said the older son to Ralph, by way of comfort.
+
+It was well for Ralph that he began to "board roun'" by stopping at Mr.
+Means's. Ralph felt that Flat Creek was what he needed. He had lived a
+bookish life; but here was his lesson in the art of managing people, for
+he who can manage the untamed and strapping youths of a winter school in
+Hoopole County has gone far toward learning one of the hardest of
+lessons. And in Ralph's time, things were worse than they are now. The
+older son of Mr. Means was called Bud Means. What his real name was,
+Ralph could not find out, for in many of these families the nickname of
+"Bud" given to the oldest boy, and that of "Sis," which is the
+birth-right of the oldest girl, completely bury the proper Christian
+name. Ralph saw his first strategic point, which was to capture Bud
+Means.
+
+After supper, the boys began to get ready for something. Bull stuck up
+his ears in a dignified way, and the three or four yellow curs who were
+Bull's satellites yelped delightedly and discordantly.
+
+"Bill," said Bud Means to his brother, "ax the master ef he'd like to
+hunt coons. I'd like to take the starch out uv the stuck-up feller."
+
+"'Nough said[3]," was Bill's reply.
+
+"You durn't[4] do it," said Bud.
+
+"I don't take no sech a dare[5]," returned Bill, and walked down to the
+gate, by which Ralph stood watching the stars come out, and half wishing
+he had never seen Flat Creek.
+
+"I say, mister," began Bill, "mister, they's a coon what's been a eatin'
+our chickens lately, and we're goin' to try to ketch[6] the varmint.
+You wouldn't like to take a coon hunt nor nothin', would you?"
+
+"Why, yes," said Ralph, "there's nothing I should like better, if I
+could only be sure Bull wouldn't mistake me for the coon."
+
+And so, as a matter of policy, Ralph dragged his tired legs eight or ten
+miles, on hill and in hollow, after Bud, and Bill, and Bull, and the
+coon. But the raccoon[7] climbed a tree. The boys got into a quarrel
+about whose business it was to have brought the axe, and who was to
+blame that the tree could not be felled. Now, if there was anything
+Ralph's muscles were good for, it was climbing. So, asking Bud to give
+him a start, he soon reached the limb above the one on which the raccoon
+was. Ralph did not know how ugly a customer a raccoon can be, and so
+got credit for more courage than he had. With much peril to his legs
+from the raccoon's teeth, he succeeded in shaking the poor creature off
+among the yelping brutes and yelling boys. Ralph could not help
+sympathizing with the hunted animal, which sold its life as dearly as
+possible, giving the dogs many a scratch and bite. It seemed to him that
+he was like the raccoon, precipitated into the midst of a party of dogs
+who would rejoice in worrying _his_ life out, as Bull and his crowd were
+destroying the poor raccoon. When Bull at last seized the raccoon and
+put an end to it, Ralph could not but admire the decided way in which he
+did it, calling to mind Bud's comment, "Ef Bull once takes a holt,
+heaven and yarth[8] can't make him let go."
+
+But as they walked home, Bud carrying the raccoon by the tail, Ralph
+felt that his hunt had not been in vain. He fancied that even red-eyed
+Bull, walking uncomfortably close to his heels, respected him more
+since he had climbed that tree.
+
+"Purty peart kind of a master," remarked the old man to Bud, after Ralph
+had gone to bed. "Guess you better be a little easy on him. Hey?"
+
+But Bud deigned no reply. Perhaps because he knew that Ralph heard the
+conversation through the thin partition.
+
+Ralph woke delighted to find it raining. He did not want to hunt or fish
+on Sunday, and this steady rain would enable him to make friends with
+Bud. I do not know how he got started, but after breakfast he began to
+tell stories. Out of all the books he had ever read he told story after
+story. And "old man Means," and "old _Miss_ Means," and Bud Means, and
+Bill Means, and Sis Means listened with great eyes while he told of
+Sinbad's adventures, of the Old Man of the Sea, of Robinson Crusoe, of
+Captain Gulliver's experiences in Liliput, and of Baron Munchausen's
+exploits.
+
+Ralph had caught his fish. The hungry minds of these backwoods people
+were refreshed with the new life that came to their imaginations in
+these stories. For there was but one book in the Means library, and
+that, a well-thumbed copy of "Captain Riley's Narrative," had long since
+lost all freshness.
+
+"I'll be dog-on'd[9]," said Bill, emphatically, "ef I hadn't 'ruther
+hear the master tell them whoppin' yarns than to go to a circus the best
+day I ever seed!" Bill could pay no higher compliment.
+
+What Ralph wanted was to make a friend of Bud. It's a nice thing to
+have the seventy-four-gun ship on your own side, and the more Hartsook
+admired the knotted muscles of Bud Means the more he desired to attach
+him to himself. So, whenever he struck out a peculiarly brilliant
+passage, he anxiously watched Bud's eye. But the young Philistine kept
+his own counsel. He listened, but said nothing, and the eyes under his
+shaggy brows gave no sign. Ralph could not tell whether those eyes were
+deep and inscrutable or only stolid. Perhaps a little of both. When
+Monday morning came, Ralph was nervous. He walked to school with Bud.
+
+"I guess you're a little skeered by what the old man said, a'n't you?"
+
+Ralph was about to deny it, but on reflection concluded that it was best
+to speak the truth. He said that Mr. Means's description of the school
+had made him feel a little down-hearted.
+
+"What will you do with the tough boys? You a'n't no match for 'em." And
+Ralph felt Bud's eyes not only measuring his muscles, but scrutinizing
+his countenance. He only answered:
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"What would you do with me, for instance?" and Bud stretched himself up
+as if to shake out the reserve power coiled up in his great muscles.
+
+"I sha'n't have any trouble with you."
+
+"Why, I'm the wust chap of all. I thrashed the last master, myself."
+
+And again the eyes of Bud Means looked out sharply from his shadowing
+brows to see the effect of this speech on the slender young man.
+
+"You won't thrash me, though," said Ralph.
+
+"Pshaw! I 'low I could whip you in an inch of your life with my left
+hand, and never half try," said young Means, with a threatening sneer.
+
+"I know that as well as you do."
+
+"Well, a'n't you afraid of me, then?" and again he looked sidewise at
+Ralph.
+
+"Not a bit," said Ralph, wondering at his own courage.
+
+They walked on in silence a minute. Bud was turning the matter over.
+
+"Why a'n't you afraid of me?" he said presently.
+
+"Because you and I are going to be friends."
+
+"And what about t'others?"
+
+"I am not afraid of all the other boys put together."
+
+"You a'n't! The mischief! How's that?"
+
+"Well, I'm not afraid of them because you and I are going to be friends,
+and you can whip all of them together. You'll do the fighting and I'll
+do the teaching."
+
+The diplomatic Bud only chuckled a little at this; whether he assented
+to the alliance or not Ralph could not tell.
+
+When Ralph looked round on the faces of the scholars--the little faces
+full of mischief and curiosity, the big faces full of an expression
+which was not further removed than second-cousin from contempt--when
+when young Hartsook looked into these faces, his heart palpitated with
+stage-fright. There is no audience so hard to face as one of
+school-children, as many a man has found to his cost. Perhaps it is that
+no conventional restraint can keep down their laughter when you do or
+say anything ridiculous.
+
+Hartsook's first day was hurried and unsatisfactory. He was not of
+himself, and consequently not master of anybody else. When evening came,
+there were symptoms of insubordination through the whole school. Poor
+Ralph was sick at heart. He felt that if there had ever been the shadow
+of an alliance between himself and Bud, it was all "off" now. It seemed
+to Hartsook that even Bull had lost his respect for the teacher. Half
+that night the young man lay awake. At last comfort came to him. A
+reminiscence of the death of the raccoon flashed on him like a vision.
+He remembered that quiet and annihilating bite which Bull gave. He
+remembered Bud's certificate, that "Ef Bull once takes a holt, heaven
+and yarth can't make him let go." He thought that what Flat Creek needed
+was a bulldog. He would be a bulldog, quiet, but invincible. He would
+take hold in such a way that nothing should make him let go. And then he
+went to sleep.
+
+In the morning Ralph got out of bed slowly. He put his clothes on
+slowly. He pulled on his boots in a bulldog mood. He tried to move as he
+thought Bull would move if he were a man. He ate with deliberation, and
+looked everybody in the eyes with a manner that made Bud watch him
+curiously. He found himself continually comparing himself with Bull. He
+found Bull possessing a strange fascination for him. He walked to school
+alone, the rest having gone on before. He entered the school-room
+preserving a cool and dogged manner. He saw in the eyes of the boys that
+there was mischief brewing. He did not dare sit down in his chair for
+fear of a pin. Everybody looked solemn. Ralph lifted the lid of his
+desk. "Bow-wow! wow-wow!" It was the voice of an imprisoned puppy, and
+the school giggled and then roared. Then everything was quiet.
+
+The scholars expected an outburst of wrath from the teacher. For they
+had come to regard the whole world as divided into two classes, the
+teacher on the one side representing lawful authority, and the pupils on
+the other in a state of chronic rebellion. To play a trick on the master
+was an evidence of spirit; to "lick" the master was to be the crowned
+hero of Flat Creek district. Such a hero was Bud Means; and Bill, who
+had less muscle, saw a chance to distinguish himself on a teacher of
+slender frame. Hence the puppy in the desk.
+
+Ralph Hartsook grew red in the face when he saw the puppy. But the cool,
+repressed, bulldog mood in which he had kept himself saved him. He
+lifted the dog into his arms and stroked him until the laughter
+subsided. Then, in a solemn and set way, he began:
+
+"I am sorry," and he looked round the room with a steady, hard
+eye--everybody felt that there was a conflict coming--"I am sorry that
+any scholar in this school could be so mean"--the word was uttered with
+a sharp emphasis, and all the big boys felt sure that there would be a
+fight with Bill Means, and perhaps with Bud--"could be so _mean_--as
+to--shut up his _brother_ in such a place as that!"
+
+There was a long, derisive laugh. The wit was indifferent, but by one
+stroke Ralph had carried the whole school to his side. By the
+significant glances of the boys, Hartsook detected the perpetrator of
+the joke, and with the hard and dogged look in his eyes, with just such
+a look as Bull would give a puppy, but with the utmost suavity in his
+voice, he said:
+
+"William Means, will you be so good as to put this dog out of doors?"
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 2: _Aout_ is not the common form of _out_, as it is in certain
+rustic New England regions. The vowel is here drawn in this way for
+imperative emphasis, and it occurs as a consequence of drawling speech.]
+
+[Footnote 3: "_'Nough said_" is more than enough said for the French
+translator, who takes it apparently for a sort of barbarous negative and
+renders it, "I don't like to speak to him." I need hardly explain to any
+American reader that _enough said_ implies the ending of all discussion
+by the acceptance of the proposition or challenge.]
+
+[Footnote 4: _Durn't, daren't, dasent, dursent_, and _don't dast_ are
+forms of this variable negative heard in the folk-speech of various
+parts of the country. The tenses of this verb seem to have got
+hopelessly mixed long ago, even in literary use, and the speech of the
+people reflects the historic confusion.]
+
+[Footnote 5: _To take a dare_ is an expression used in senses
+diametrically opposed. Its common sense is that of the text. The man who
+refuses to accept a challenge is said to take a dare, and there is some
+implication of cowardice in the imputation. On the other hand, one who
+accepts a challenge is said also to take the dare.]
+
+[Footnote 6: Most bad English was once good English. _Ketch_ was used by
+writers of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries for _catch_. A New
+Hampshire magistrate in the seventeenth century spells it _caitch_, and
+probably pronounced it in that way. _Ketch_, a boat, was sometimes
+spelled _catch_ by the first American colonists, and the far-fetched
+derivation of the word from the Turkish may be one of the fancies of
+etymologists.]
+
+[Footnote 7: The derivation of _raccoon_ from the French _raton_, to
+which Mr. Skeat gives currency, still holds its place in some of our
+standard dictionaries. If American lexicographers would only read the
+literature of American settlement they would know that Mr. Skeat's
+citation of a translation of Buffon is nearly two centuries too late. As
+early as 1612 Captain John Smith gives _aroughcune_ as the aboriginal
+Virginia word, and more than one New England writer used _rackoon_ a few
+years later.]
+
+[Footnote 8: This prefixed _y_ is a mark of a very illiterate or antique
+form of the dialect. I have known _piece yarthen_ used for "a piece of
+earthen" [ware], the preposition getting lost in the sound of the _y_. I
+leave it to etymologists to determine its relation to that ancient
+prefix that differentiates _earn_ in one sense from _yearn_. But the
+article before a vowel may account for it if we consider it a
+corruption. "The earth" pronounced in a drawling way will produce _the
+yearth_. In the New York Documents is a letter from one Barnard Hodges,
+a settler in Delaware in the days of Governor Andros, whose spelling
+indicates a free use of the parasitic _y_. He writes "yunless,"
+"yeunder" (under), "yunderstanding," "yeundertake," and "yeouffeis"
+(office).]
+
+[Footnote 9: Like many of the ear-marks of this dialect, the verb
+"dog-on" came from Scotland, presumably by the way of the north of
+Ireland. A correspondent of _The Nation_ calls attention to the use of
+"dagon" as Scotch dialect in Barrie's "Little Minister," a recent book.
+On examining that story, I find that the word has precisely the sense of
+our Hoosier "dog-on," which is to be pronounced broadly as a Hoosier
+pronounces dog--"daug-on." If Mr. Barrie gives his _a_ the broad sound,
+his "dagon" is nearly identical with "dog-on." Here are some detached
+sentences from "The Little Minister:"
+
+"Beattie spoke for more than himself when he said: 'Dagon that Manse! I
+never gie a swear but there it is glowering at me.'"
+
+"'Dagon religion,' Rob retorted fiercely; 't spoils a' thing.'"
+
+"There was some angry muttering from the crowd, and young Charles Yuill
+exclaimed, 'Dagon you, would you lord it ower us on week-days as well as
+on Sabbaths?'"
+
+"'Have you on your Sabbath shoon or have you no on your Sabbath shoon?'
+'Guid care you took I should ha'e the dagont things on!' retorted the
+farmer."
+
+It will be seen that "dagont," as used above, is the Scotch form of
+"dog-oned." But Mr. Barrie uses the same form apparently for "dog-on it"
+in the following passage:
+
+"Ay, there was Ruth when she was na wanted, but Ezra, dagont, it looked
+as if Ezra had jumped clean out o' the Bible!"
+
+Strangely enough, this word as a verb is not to be found in Jamieson's
+dictionary of the Scottish dialect, but Jamieson gives "dugon" as a
+noun. It is given in the supplement to Jamieson, however, as "dogon,"
+but still as a noun, with an ancient plural _dogonis_. It is explained
+as "a term of contempt." The example cited by Jamieson is Hogg's "Winter
+Tales," I. 292, and is as follows:
+
+"What wad my father say if I were to marry a man that loot himsel' be
+thrashed by Tommy Potts, a great supple wi' a back nae stiffer than a
+willy brand? . . . When one comes to close quarters wi' him he's but a
+dugon."
+
+Halliwell and Wright give _dogon_ as a noun, and mark it Anglo-Norman,
+but they apparently know it only from Jamieson and the supplement to
+Jamieson, where _dogguin_ is cited from Cotgrave as meaning "a filthie
+old curre," and _doguin_ from Roquefort, defined by "brutal, currish"
+[hargneux]. A word with the same orthography, _doguin_, is still used in
+French for puppy. It is of course a question whether the noun _dogon_
+and its French antecedents are connected with the American verb
+_dog-on_. It is easy to conceive that such an epithet as _dogon_ might
+get itself mixed up with the word dog, and so become an imprecation. For
+instance, a servant in the family of a friend of mine in Indiana,
+wishing to resign her place before the return of some daughters of the
+house whom she had never seen, announced that she was going to leave
+"before them dog-on girls got home." Here the word might have been the
+old epithet, or an abbreviated participle. _Dogged_ is apparently a
+corruption of dog-on in the phrase "I'll be dogged." I prefer _dog-on_
+to _dogone_, because in the dialect the sense of setting a dog on is
+frequently present to the speaker, though far enough away from the
+primitive sense of the word; perhaps.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+A SPELL COMING.
+
+
+There was a moment of utter stillness; but the magnetism of Ralph's eye
+was too much for Bill Means. The request was so polite, the master's
+look was so innocent and yet so determined. Bill often wondered
+afterward that he had not "fit" rather than obeyed the request. But
+somehow he put the dog out. He was partly surprised, partly inveighed,
+partly awed into doing just what he had not intended to do. In the week
+that followed, Bill had to fight half a dozen boys for calling him
+"Puppy Means." Bill said he wished he'd licked the master on the spot.
+'Twould 'a' saved five fights out of the six.
+
+And all that day and the next, the bulldog in the master's eye was a
+terror to evil-doers. At the close of school on the second day Bud was
+heard to give it as his opinion that "the master wouldn't be much in a
+tussle, but he had a heap of thunder and lightning in him."
+
+Did he inflict corporal punishment? inquires some philanthropic friend.
+Would you inflict corporal punishment if you were tiger-trainer in Van
+Amburgh's happy family? But poor Ralph could never satisfy his
+constituency in this regard.
+
+"Don't believe he'll do," was Mr. Pete Jones's comment to Mr. Means.
+"Don't thrash enough. Boys won't l'arn 'less you thrash 'em, says I.
+Leastways, mine won't. Lay it on good is what I says to a master. Lay it
+on good. Don't do no harm. Lickin' and l'arnin' goes together. No
+lickin', no l'arnin', says I. Lickin' and l'arnin,' lickin' and larnin',
+is the good ole way."
+
+And Mr. Jones, like some wiser people, was the more pleased with his
+formula that it had an alliterative sound. Nevertheless, Ralph was
+master from this time until the spelling-school came. If only it had not
+been for that spelling-school! Many and many a time after the night of
+the fatal spelling-school Ralph used to say, "If only it had not been
+for that spelling-school!"
+
+There had to be a spelling-school. Not only for the sake of my story,
+which would not have been worth the telling if the spelling-school had
+not taken place, but because Flat Creek district had to have a
+spelling-school. It is the only public literary exercise known in
+Hoopole County. It takes the place of lyceum lecture and debating club.
+Sis Means, or, as she wished now to be called, Mirandy Means, expressed
+herself most positively in favor of it. She said that she 'lowed the
+folks in that district couldn't in no wise do without it. But it was
+rather to its social than to its intellectual benefits that she
+referred. For all the spelling-schools ever seen could not enable her to
+stand anywhere but at the foot of the class. There is one branch
+diligently taught in a backwoods school. The public mind seems impressed
+with the difficulties of English orthography, and there is a solemn
+conviction that the chief end of man is to learn to spell. "'Know
+Webster's Elementary' came down from Heaven," would be the backwoods
+version of the 'Greek saying but that, unfortunately for the Greeks,
+their fame has not reached so far. It often happens that the pupil does
+not know the meaning of a single word in the lesson. This is of no
+consequence. What do you want to know the meaning of a word for? Words
+were made to be spelled, and men were probably created that they might
+spell them. Hence the necessity for sending a pupil through the
+spelling-book five times before you allow him to begin to read, or
+indeed to do anything else. Hence the necessity for those long
+spelling-classes at the close of each forenoon and afternoon session of
+the school, to stand at the head of which is the cherished ambition of
+every scholar. Hence, too, the necessity for devoting the whole of the
+afternoon session of each Friday to a "spelling-match." In fact,
+spelling is the "national game" in Hoopole County. Baseball and croquet
+matches are as unknown as Olympian chariot-races. Spelling and
+shucking[10] are the only public competitions.
+
+So the fatal spelling-school had to be appointed for the Wednesday of
+the second week of the session, just when Ralph felt himself master of
+the situation. Not that he was without his annoyances. One of Ralph's
+troubles in the week before the spelling-school was that he was loved.
+The other that he was hated. And while the time between the appointing
+of the spelling tournament and the actual occurrence of that remarkable
+event is engaged in elapsing, let me narrate two incidents that made it
+for Ralph a trying time.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 10: In naming the several parts of the Indian corn and the
+dishes made from it, the English language was put to many shifts. Such
+words as _tassel_ and _silk_ were poetically applied to the blossoms;
+_stalk_, _blade_, and _ear_ were borrowed from other sorts of corn, and
+the Indian tongues were forced to pay tribute to name the dishes
+borrowed from the savages. From them we have _hominy_, _pone_, _supawn_,
+and _succotash_. For other nouns words were borrowed from English
+provincial dialects. _Shuck_ is one of these. On the northern belt,
+shucks are the outer covering of nuts; in the middle and southern
+regions the word is applied to what in New England is called the husks
+of the corn. _Shuck_, however, is much more widely used than _husk_ in
+colloquial speech--the farmers in more than half of the United States
+are hardly acquainted with the word _husk_ as applied to the envelope of
+the ear. _Husk_, in the Middle States, and in some parts of the South
+and West, means the bran of the cornmeal, as notably in Davy Crockett's
+verse:
+
+ "She sifted the meal, she gimme the hus';
+ She baked the bread, she gimme the crus';
+ She b'iled the meat, she gimme the bone;
+ She gimme a kick and sent me home."
+
+In parts of Virginia, before the war, the word _husk_ or _hus'_ meant
+the cob or spike of the corn. "I smack you over wid a cawn-hus'" is a
+threat I have often heard one negro boy make to another. _Cob_ is
+provincial English for ear, and I have known "a cob of corn" used in
+Canada for an ear of Indian corn. While writing this note "a cob of
+Indian corn "--meaning an ear--appears in the report of an address by a
+distinguished man at a recent meeting of the Royal Geographical Society.
+A lady tells me that she met, in the book of an English traveller, the
+remarkable statement that "the Americans are very fond of the young
+grain called cob." These Indian-corn words have reached an accepted
+meaning after a competition. To _shell_ corn, among the earliest
+settlers of Virginia, meant to take it out of the envelope, which was
+presumably called the shell. The analogy is with the shelling of pulse.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+MIRANDY, HANK, AND SHOCKY.
+
+
+Mirandy had nothing but contempt for the new master until he developed
+the bulldog in his character. Mirandy fell in love with the bulldog.
+Like many other girls of her class, she was greatly enamored with the
+"subjection of women," and she stood ready to fall in love with any man
+strong enough to be her master. Much has been said of the strong-minded
+woman. I offer this psychological remark as a contribution to the
+natural history of the weak-minded woman.
+
+It was at the close of that very second day on which Ralph had achieved
+his first victory over the school, and in which Mirandy had been seized
+with her desperate passion for him, that she told him about it. Not in
+words. We do not allow _that_ in the most civilized countries, and still
+less would it be tolerated in Hoopole County. But Mirandy told the
+master the fact that she was in love with him, though no word passed her
+lips. She walked by him from school. She cast at him what are commonly
+called sheep's-eyes. Ralph thought them more like calf's eyes. She
+changed the whole tone of her voice. She whined ordinarily. Now she
+whimpered. And so by ogling him, by blushing at him, by tittering at
+him, by giggling at him, by snickering at him, by simpering at him, by
+making herself tenfold more a fool even than nature had made her, she
+managed to convey to the dismayed soul of the young teacher the
+frightful intelligence that he was loved by the richest, the ugliest,
+the silliest, the coarsest, and the most entirely contemptible girl in
+Flat Creek district.
+
+Ralph sat by the fire the next morning trying to read a few minutes
+before school-time, while the boys were doing the chores and the bound
+girl was milking the cows, with no one in the room but the old woman.
+She was generally as silent as Bud, but now she seemed for some
+unaccountable reason disposed to talk. She had sat down on the broad
+hearth to have her usual morning smoke; the poplar table, adorned by no
+cloth, stood in the middle of the floor; the unwashed blue teacups sat
+in the unwashed blue saucers; the unwashed blue plates kept company with
+the begrimed blue pitcher. The dirty skillets by the fire were kept in
+countenance by the dirtier pots, and the ashes were drifted and strewn
+over the hearth-stones in a most picturesque way.
+
+"You see," said the old woman, knocking the residuum from her cob pipe,
+and chafing some dry leaf between her withered hands preparatory to
+filling it again, "you see, Mr. Hartsook, my ole man's purty well along
+in the world. He's got a right smart lot of this world's plunder[11],
+one way and another." And while she stuffed the tobacco into her pipe
+Ralph wondered why she should mention it to him. "You see, we moved in
+here nigh upon twenty-five years ago. 'Twas when my Jack, him as died
+afore Bud was born, was a baby. Bud'll be twenty-one the fif' of next
+June."
+
+Here Mrs. Means stopped to rake a live coal out of the fire with her
+skinny finger, and then to carry it in her skinny palm to the bowl--or
+to the _hole_--of her cob pipe. When she got the smoke a-going, she
+proceeded:
+
+"You see, this yere bottom land was all Congress land[12] in them there
+days, and it sold for a dollar and a quarter, and I says to my ole man,
+'Jack,' says I, 'Jack, do you git a plenty while you're a-gittin'. Git a
+plenty while you're a-gittin',' says I, 'fer 'twon't never be no
+cheaper'n 'tis now,' and it ha'n't been; I knowed 'twouldn't," and Mrs.
+Means took the pipe from her mouth to indulge in a good chuckle at the
+thought of her financial shrewdness. "'Git a plenty while you're
+a-gittin' says I. I could see, you know, they was a powerful sight of
+money in Congress land. That's what made me say, 'Git a plenty while
+you're a-gittin'.' And Jack, he's wuth lots and gobs of money, all made
+out of Congress land. Jack didn't git rich by hard work. Bless you, no!
+Not him. That a'n't his way. Hard work a'n't, you know. 'Twas that air
+six hundred dollars he got along of me, all salted down into Flat Crick
+bottoms at a dollar and a quarter a' acre, and 'twas my sayin' 'Git a
+plenty while you're a gittin'' as done it." And here the old ogre
+laughed, or grinned horribly, at Ralph, showing her few straggling,
+discolored teeth.
+
+Then she got up and knocked the ashes out of her pipe, and laid the pipe
+away and walked round In front of Ralph. After adjusting the chunks[13]
+so that the fire would burn, she turned her yellow face toward Ralph,
+and scanning him closely came out with the climax of her speech in the
+remark: "You see as how, Mr. Hartsook, the man what gits my Mirandy'll
+do well. Flat Crick land's wuth nigt upon a hundred a' acre."
+
+This gentle hint came near knocking Ralph down. Had Flat Creek land been
+worth a hundred times a hundred dollars an acre, and had he owned five
+hundred times Means's five hundred acres, he would have given it all
+just at that moment to have annihilated the whole tribe of Meanses.
+Except Bud. Bud was a giant, but a good-natured one. He thought he would
+except Bud from the general destruction. As for the rest, he mentally
+pictured to himself the pleasure of attending their funerals. There was
+one thought, however, between him and despair. He felt confident that
+the cordiality, the intensity, and the persistency of his dislike of Sis
+Means were such that he should never inherit a foot of the Flat Creek
+bottoms.
+
+But what about Bud? What if he joined the conspiracy to marry him to
+this weak-eyed, weak-headed wood-nymph, or backwoods nymph?
+
+If Ralph felt it a misfortune to be loved by Mirandy Means, he found
+himself almost equally unfortunate in having incurred the hatred of the
+meanest boy in school. "Hank" Banta, low-browed, smirky, and crafty, was
+the first sufferer by Ralph's determination to use corporal punishment,
+and so Henry Banta, who was a compound of deceit and resentment, never
+lost an opportunity to annoy the young school-master, who was obliged to
+live perpetually on his guard against his tricks.
+
+One morning, as Ralph walked toward the school-house, he met little
+Shocky. What the boy's first name or last name was the teacher did not
+know. He had given his name as Shocky, and all the teacher knew was that
+he was commonly called Shocky, that he was an orphan, that he lived with
+a family named Pearson over in Rocky Hollow, and that he was the most
+faithful and affectionate child in the school. On this morning that I
+speak of, Ralph had walked toward the school early to avoid the company
+of Mirandy. But not caring to sustain his dignity longer than was
+necessary, he loitered along the road, admiring the trunks of the
+maples, and picking up a beech-nut now and then. Just as he was about
+to go on toward the school, he caught sight of little Shocky running
+swiftly toward him, but looking from side to side, as if afraid of being
+seen.
+
+[Illustration: BETSY SHORT]
+
+"Well, Shocky, what is it?" and Ralph put his hand kindly on the great
+bushy head of white hair from which came Shocky's nickname. Shocky had
+to pant a minute.
+
+"Why, Mr. Hartsook," he gasped, scratching his head, "they's a pond down
+under the school-house," and here Shocky's breath gave out entirely for
+a minute.
+
+"Yes, Shocky, I know that. What about it? The trustees haven't come to
+fill it up, have they?"
+
+"Oh! no, sir; but Hank Banta, you know--" and Shocky took another
+breathing spell, standing as dose to Ralph as he could, for poor Shocky
+got all his sunshine from the master's presence.
+
+"Has Henry fallen in and got a ducking, Shocky?"
+
+"Oh! no, sir; he wants to git you in, you see."
+
+"Well, I won't go in, though, Shocky."
+
+"But, you see, he's been and gone and pulled back the board that you
+have to step on to git ahind your desk; he's been and gone and pulled
+back the board so as you can't help a-tippin' it up, and a-sowsin' right
+in ef you step there."
+
+"And so you came to tell me." There was a huskiness in Ralph's voice.
+He had, then, one friend in Flat Creek district--poor little Shocky. He
+put his arm around Shocky just a moment, and then told him to hasten
+across to the other road, so as to come back to the school-house in a
+direction at right angles to the master's approach. But the caution was
+not needed. Shocky had taken care to leave in that way, and was
+altogether too cunning to be seen coming down the road with Mr.
+Hartsook. But after he got over the fence to go through the "sugar camp"
+(or sugar _orchard_, as they say at the East), he stopped and turned
+back once or twice, just to catch one more smile from Ralph. And then he
+hied away through the tall trees, a very happy boy, kicking and
+ploughing the brown leaves before him in his perfect delight, saying
+over and over again: "How he looked at me! how he did look!" And when
+Ralph came up to the school-house door, there was Shocky sauntering
+along from the other direction, throwing bits of limestone at fence
+rails, and smiling still clear down to his shoes at thought of the
+master's kind words.
+
+"What a quare boy Shocky is!" remarked Betsey Short, with a giggle. "He
+just likes to wander round alone. I see him a-comin' out of the sugar
+camp just now. He's been in there half an hour." And Betsey giggled
+again; for Betsey Short could giggle on slighter provocation than any
+other girl on Flat Creek.
+
+When Ralph Hartsook, with the quiet, dogged tread that he was
+cultivating, walked into the school-room, he took great care not to seem
+to see the trap set for him; but he carelessly stepped over the board
+that had been so nicely adjusted. The boys who were Hank's confidants in
+the plot were very busy over their slates, and took pains not to show
+their disappointment.
+
+The morning session wore on without incident. Ralph several times caught
+two people looking at him. One was Mirandy. Her weak and watery eyes
+stole loving glances over the top of her spelling-book, which she would
+not study. Her looks made Ralph's spirits sink to forty below zero, and
+congeal.
+
+But on one of the backless little benches that sat in the middle of the
+school-room was little Shocky, who also cast many love glances at the
+young master; glances as grateful to his heart as Mirandy's ogling--he
+was tempted to call it ogring--was hateful.
+
+"Look at Shocky," giggled Betsey Short, behind her slate. "He looks as
+if he was a-goin' to eat the master up, body and soul."
+
+And so the forenoon wore on as usual, and those who laid the trap had
+forgotten it, themselves. The morning session was drawing to a close.
+The fire in the great old fire-place had burnt low. The flames, which
+seemed to Shocky to be angels, had disappeared, and now the bright
+coals, which had played the part of men and women and houses in Shocky's
+fancy, had taken on a white and downy covering of ashes, and the great
+half-burnt back-log lay there smouldering like a giant asleep in a
+snow-drift. Shocky longed to wake him up.
+
+As for Henry Banta, he was too much bothered to get the answer to a
+"sum" he was doing, to remember anything about his trap. In fact, he had
+quite forgotten that half an hour ago in the all-absorbing employment of
+drawing ugly pictures on his slate and coaxing Betsey Short to giggle by
+showing them slyly across the school-room. Once or twice Ralph had been
+attracted to Betsey's extraordinary fits of giggling, and had come so
+near to catching Hank that the boy thought it best not to run any
+further risk of the beech switches, four or five feet long, laid up
+behind the master in sight of the school as a prophylactic. Hence his
+application just now to his "sum" in long division, and hence his
+puzzled look, for, idler that he was, his "sums" did not solve
+themselves easily. As usual in such cases, he came up in front of the
+master's desk to have the difficulty explained. He had to wait a minute
+until Ralph got through with showing Betsey Short, who had been seized
+with a studying fit, and who could hardly give any attention to the
+teacher's explanations, she did want to giggle so much! Not at anything
+in particular, but just at things in general.
+
+While Ralph was "doing" Betsey's "sum" for her, he was solving a much
+more difficult question. A plan had flashed upon him, but the punishment
+seemed a severe one. He gave it up once or twice, but he remembered how
+turbulent the Flat Creek elements were; and had he not inly resolved to
+be as unrelenting as a bulldog? He fortified himself by recalling again
+the oft-remembered remark of Bud, "Ef Bull wunst takes a holt, heaven
+and yarth can't make him let go." And so he resolved to give Hank and
+the whole school one good lesson.
+
+"Just step round behind me, Henry, and you can see how I do this," said
+Ralph.
+
+Hank was entirely off his guard, and, with his eyes fixed upon the slate
+on the teacher's desk, he sidled round upon the broad loose board
+misplaced by his own hand, and in an instant the other end of the board
+rose up in the middle of the school-room, almost striking Shocky in the
+face, while Henry Banta went down into the ice-cold water beneath the
+school-house.
+
+"Why, Henry!" cried Ralph, jumping to his feet with well-feigned
+surprise. "How _did_ this happen?" him by the fire.
+
+Betsey Short giggled.
+
+Shocky was so tickled that he could hardly keep his seat.
+
+The boys who were in the plot looked very serious indeed.
+
+Ralph made some remarks by way of improving the occasion. He spoke
+strongly of the utter meanness of the one who could play so heartless a
+trick on a schoolmate. He said that it was as much thieving to get your
+fun at the expense of another as to steal his money. And while he
+talked, all eyes were turned on Hank--all except the eyes of Mirandy
+Means. They looked simperingly at Ralph. All the rest looked at Hank.
+The fire had made his face very red. Shocky noticed that. Betsey Short
+noticed it, and giggled. The master wound up with an appropriate
+quotation from Scripture. He said that the person who displaced that
+board had better not be encouraged by the success--he said _success_
+with a curious emphasis--of the present experiment to attempt another
+trick of the kind. For it was set down in the Bible that if a man dug a
+pit for the feet of another he would be very likely to fall in it
+himself. Which made all the pupils look solemn, except Betsey Short, who
+giggled. And Shocky wanted to. And Mirandy cast an expiring look at
+Ralph. And if the teacher was not love-sick, he certainly was sick of
+Mirandy's love.
+
+[Illustration: HANK BANTA'S IMPROVED PLUNGE BATH]
+
+When school was "let out," Ralph gave Hank every caution that he could
+about taking cold, and even lent him his overcoat, very much against
+Hank's will. For Hank had obstinately refused to go home before the
+school was dismissed.
+
+Then the master walked out in a quiet and subdued way to spend the noon
+recess in the woods, while Shocky watched his retreating footsteps with
+loving admiration. And the pupils not in the secret canvassed the
+question of who moved the board. Bill Means said he'd bet Hank did it,
+which set Betsey Short off in an uncontrollable giggle. And Shocky
+listened innocently.
+
+But that night Bud said slyly: "Thunder and lightning! what a manager
+you _air_, Mr. Hartsook!" To which Ralph returned no reply except a
+friendly smile. Muscle paid tribute to brains that time.
+
+But Ralph had no time for exultation; for just here came the
+spelling-school.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 11: This word _plunder_ is probably from Pennsylvania, as it
+is exactly equivalent to the German word _plunder_, in the sense of
+household effects, the original meaning of the word in German. Any kind
+of baggage may be called _plunder_, but the most accepted sense is
+household goods. It is quite seriously used. I have seen bills of lading
+on the Western waters certifying that A.B. had shipped "1 lot of
+plunder;" that is, household goods. It is here used figuratively for
+goods in general.]
+
+[Footnote 12: _Congress land_ was the old designation for land owned by
+the government. Under the Confederation, the Congress was the
+government, and the forms of speech seem to have long retained the
+notion that what belonged to the United States was the property of
+Congress.]
+
+[Footnote 13: The commonest use of the word _chunk_ in the old days was
+for the ends of the sticks of cord-wood burned in the great fireplaces.
+As the sticks burned in two, the chunks fell down or rolled back on the
+wall side of the andirons. By putting the chunks together, a new fire
+was set a-going without fresh wood. This use of the word is illustrated
+in a folk-rhyme or nursery jingle of the country which has neither sense
+nor elegance to recommend it:
+
+ "Old Mother Hunk
+ She got drunk
+ And fell in the fire
+ And kicked up a chunk."
+]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+SPELLING DOWN THE MASTER.
+
+
+"I 'low," said Mrs. Means, as she stuffed the tobacco into her cob pipe
+after supper on that eventful Wednesday evening: "I 'low they'll app'int
+the Squire to gin out the words to-night. They mos' always do, you see,
+kase he's the peartest[14] _ole_ man in this deestrick; and I 'low some
+of the young fellers would have to git up and dust ef they would keep up
+to him. And he uses sech remarkable smart words. He speaks so polite,
+too. But laws! don't I remember when he was poarer nor Job's turkey?
+Twenty year ago, when he come to these 'ere diggings, that air Squire
+Hawkins was a poar Yankee school-master, that said 'pail' instid of
+bucket, and that called a cow a 'caow,' and that couldn't tell to save
+his gizzard what we meant by '_low_[15] and by _right smart_[16]. But
+he's larnt our ways now, an' he's jest as civilized as the rest of us.
+You would-n know he'd ever been a Yankee. He didn't stay poar long. Not
+he. He jest married a right rich girl! He! he!" And the old woman
+grinned at Ralph, and then at Mirandy, and then at the rest, until Ralph
+shuddered. Nothing was so frightful to him as to be fawned on by this
+grinning ogre, whose few lonesome, blackish teeth seemed ready to devour
+him. "He didn't stay poar, you bet a hoss!" and with this the coal was
+deposited on the pipe, and the lips began to crack like parchment as
+each puff of smoke escaped. "He married rich, you see," and here another
+significant look at the young master, and another fond look at Mirandy,
+as she puffed away reflectively. "His wife hadn't no book-larnin'. She'd
+been through the spellin'-book wunst, and had got as fur as 'asperity'
+on it a second time. But she couldn't read a word when she was married,
+and never could. She warn't overly smart. She hadn't hardly got the
+sense the law allows. But schools was skase in them air days, and,
+besides, book-larnin' don't do no good to a woman. Makes her stuck up. I
+never knowed but one gal in my life as had ciphered into fractions, and
+she was so dog-on stuck up that she turned up her nose one night at a
+apple-peelin' bekase I tuck a sheet off the bed to splice out the
+table-cloth, which was rather short. And the sheet was mos' clean too.
+Had-n been slep on more'n wunst or twicet. But I was goin' fer to say
+that when Squire Hawkins married Virginny Gray he got a heap o' money,
+or, what's the same thing mostly, a heap o' good land. And that's
+better'n book-larnin', says I. Ef a gal had gone clean through all
+eddication, and got to the rule of three itself, that would-n buy a
+feather-bed. Squire Hawkins jest put eddication agin the gal's farm, and
+traded even, an' ef ary one of 'em got swindled, I never heerd no
+complaints."
+
+And here she looked at Ralph in triumph, her hard face splintering into
+the hideous semblance of a smile. And Mirandy cast a blushing, gushing,
+all-imploring, and all-confiding look on the young master.
+
+"I say, ole woman," broke in old Jack, "I say, wot is all this 'ere
+spoutin' about the Square fer?" and old Jack, having bit off an ounce of
+"pigtail," returned the plug to his pocket.
+
+As for Ralph, he fell into a sort of terror. He had a guilty feeling
+that this speech of the old lady's had somehow committed him beyond
+recall to Mirandy. He did not see visions of breach-of-promise suits.
+But he trembled at the thought of an avenging big brother.
+
+"Hanner, you kin come along, too, ef you're a mind, when you git the
+dishes washed," said Mrs. Means to the bound girl, as she shut and
+latched the back door. The Means family had built a new house in front
+of the old one, as a sort of advertisement of bettered circumstances, an
+eruption of shoddy feeling; but when the new building was completed,
+they found themselves unable to occupy it for anything else than a
+lumber room, and so, except a parlor which Mirandy had made an effort to
+furnish a little (in hope of the blissful time when somebody should "set
+up" with her of evenings), the new building was almost unoccupied, and
+the family went in and out through the back door, which, indeed, was the
+front door also, for, according to a curious custom, the "front" of the
+house was placed toward the south, though the "big road" (Hoosier for
+_highway_) ran along the north-west side, or, rather, past the
+north-west corner of it.
+
+When the old woman had spoken thus to Hannah and had latched the door,
+she muttered, "That gal don't never show no gratitude fer favors;" to
+which Bud rejoined that he didn't think she had no great sight to be
+pertickler thankful fer. To which Mrs. Means made no reply, thinking it
+best, perhaps, not to wake up her dutiful son on so interesting a theme
+as her treatment of Hannah. Ralph felt glad that he was this evening to
+go to another boarding place. He should not hear the rest of the
+controversy.
+
+Ralph walked to the school-house with Bill. They were friends again. For
+when Hank Banta's ducking and his dogged obstinacy in sitting in his wet
+clothes had brought on a serious fever, Ralph had called together the
+big boys, and had said: "We must take care of one another, boys. Who
+will volunteer to take turns sitting up with Henry?" He put his own name
+down, and all the rest followed.
+
+"William Means and myself will sit up to-night," said Ralph. And poor
+Bill had been from that moment the teacher's friend. He was chosen to be
+Ralph's companion. He was Puppy Means no longer! Hank could not be
+conquered by kindness, and the teacher was made to feel the bitterness
+of his resentment long after. But Bill Means was for the time entirely
+placated, and he and Ralph went to spelling-school together.
+
+Every family furnished a candle. There were yellow dips and white dips,
+burning, smoking, and flaring. There was laughing, and talking, and
+giggling, and simpering, and ogling, and flirting, and courting. What a
+full-dress party is to Fifth Avenue, a spelling-school is to Hoopole
+County. It is an occasion which is metaphorically inscribed with this
+legend: "Choose your partners." Spelling is only a blind in Hoopole
+County, as is dancing on Fifth Avenue. But as there are some in society
+who love dancing for its own sake, so in Flat Creek district there were
+those who loved spelling for its own sake, and who, smelling the battle
+from afar, had come to try their skill in this tournament, hoping to
+freshen the laurels they had won in their school-days.
+
+"I 'low," said Mr. Means, speaking as the principal school trustee, "I
+'low our friend the Square is jest the man to boss this 'ere consarn
+to-night. Ef nobody objects, I'll app'int him. Come, Square, don't be
+bashful. Walk up to the trough, fodder or no fodder, as the man said to
+his donkey."
+
+There was a general giggle at this, and many of the young swains took
+occasion to nudge the girls alongside them, ostensibly for the purpose
+of making them see the joke, but really for the pure pleasure of
+nudging. The Greeks figured Cupid as naked, probably because he wears so
+many disguises that they could not select a costume for him.
+
+The Squire came to the front. Ralph made an inventory of the
+agglomeration which bore the name of Squire Hawkins, as follows:
+
+1. A swallow-tail coat of indefinite age, worn only on state occasions^
+when its owner was called to figure in his public capacity. Either the
+Squire had grown too large or the coat too small.
+
+2. A pair of black gloves, the most phenomenal, abnormal, and unexpected
+apparition conceivable in Flat Creek district, where the preachers wore
+no coats in the summer, and where a black glove was never seen except on
+the hands of the Squire.
+
+3. A wig of that dirty, waxen color so common to wigs. This one showed a
+continual inclination to slip off the owner's smooth, bald pate, and the
+Squire had frequently to adjust it. As his hair had been red, the wig
+did not accord with his face, and the hair ungrayed was doubly
+discordant with a countenance shrivelled by age.
+
+4. A semicircular row of whiskers hedging the edge of the jaw and chin.
+These were dyed a frightful dead-black, such a color as belonged to no
+natural hair or beard that ever existed. At the roots there was a
+quarter of an inch of white, giving the whiskers the appearance of
+having been stuck on.
+
+5. A pair of spectacles "with tortoise-shell rim." Wont to slip off.
+
+6. A glass eye, purchased of a peddler, and differing in color from its
+natural mate, perpetually getting out of focus by turning in or out.
+
+7. A set of false teeth, badly fitted, and given to bobbing up and
+down.
+
+8. The Squire proper, to whom these patches were loosely attached.
+
+It is an old story that a boy wrote home to his father begging him to
+come West, because "mighty mean men get into office out here." But Ralph
+concluded that some Yankees had taught school in Hoopole County who
+would not have held a high place in the educational institutions of
+Massachusetts. Hawkins had some New England idioms, but they were well
+overlaid by a Western pronunciation.
+
+"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, shoving up his spectacles, and sucking
+his lips over his white teeth to keep them in place, "ladies and
+gentlemen, young men and maidens, raley I'm obleeged to Mr. Means fer
+this honor," and the Squire took both hands and turned the top of his
+head round half an inch. Then he adjusted his spectacles. Whether he was
+obliged to Mr. Means for the honor of being compared to a donkey was not
+clear. "I feel in the inmost compartments of my animal spirits a most
+happifying sense of the success and futility of all my endeavors to
+sarve the people of Flat Creek deestrick, and the people of Tomkins
+township, in my weak way and manner." This burst of eloquence was
+delivered with a constrained air and an apparent sense of a danger that
+he, Squire Hawkins, might fall to pieces in his weak way and manner,
+and of the success and futility of all attempts at reconstruction. For
+by this time the ghastly pupil of the left eye, which was black, was
+looking away round to the left, while the little blue one on the right
+twinkled cheerfully toward the front. The front teeth would drop down so
+that the Squire's mouth was kept nearly closed, and his words whistled
+through.
+
+"I feel as if I could be grandiloquent on this interesting occasion,"
+twisting his scalp round, "but raley I must forego any such exertions.
+It is spelling you want. Spelling is the corner-stone, the grand,
+underlying subterfuge, of a good eddication. I put the spellin'-book
+prepared by the great Daniel Webster alongside the Bible. I do, raley. I
+think I may put it ahead of the Bible. For if it wurn't fer
+spellin'-books and sich occasions as these, where would the Bible be? I
+should like to know. The man who got up, who compounded this work of
+inextricable valoo was a benufactor to the whole human race or any
+other." Here the spectacles fell off. The Squire replaced them in some
+confusion, gave the top of his head another twist, and felt of his glass
+eye, while poor Shocky stared in wonder, and Betsey Short rolled from
+side to side in the effort to suppress her giggle. Mrs. Means and the
+other old ladies looked the applause they could not speak.
+
+"I app'int Larkin Lanham and Jeems Buchanan fer captings," said the
+Squire. And the two young men thus named took a stick and tossed it from
+hand to hand to decide which should have the "first choice." One tossed
+the stick to the other, who held it fast just where he happened to catch
+it. Then the first placed his hand above the second, and so the hands
+were alternately changed to the top. The one who held the stick last
+without room for the other to take hold had gained the lot. This was
+tried three times. As Larkin held the stick twice out of three times, he
+had the choice. He hesitated a moment. Everybody looked toward tall Jim
+Phillips. But Larkin was fond of a venture on unknown seas, and so he
+said, "I take the master," while a buzz of surprise ran round the room,
+and the captain of the other side, as if afraid his opponent would
+withdraw the choice, retorted quickly, and with a little smack of
+exultation and defiance in his voice, "And _I_ take Jeems Phillips."
+
+And soon all present, except a few of the old folks, found themselves
+ranged in opposing hosts, the poor spellers lagging in, with what grace
+they could, at the foot of the two divisions. The Squire opened his
+spelling-book and began to give out the words to the two captains, who
+stood up and spelled against each other. It was not long until Larkin
+spelled "really" with one _l_, and had to sit down in confusion, while a
+murmur of satisfaction ran through the ranks of the opposing forces. His
+own side bit their lips. The slender figure of the young teacher took
+the place of the fallen leader, and the excitement made the house very
+quiet. Ralph dreaded the loss of prestige he would suffer if he should
+be easily spelled down. And at the moment of rising he saw in the
+darkest corner the figure of a well-dressed young man sitting in the
+shadow. Why should his evil genius haunt him? But by a strong effort he
+turned his attention away from Dr. Small, and listened carefully to the
+words which the Squire did not pronounce very distinctly, spelling them
+with extreme deliberation. This gave him an air of hesitation which
+disappointed those on his own side. They wanted him to spell with a
+dashing assurance. But he did not begin a word until he had mentally
+felt his way through it. After ten minutes of spelling hard words Jeems
+Buchanan, the captain on the other side, spelled "atrocious" with an _s_
+instead of a _c_, and subsided, his first choice, Jeems Phillips, coming
+up against the teacher. This brought the excitement to fever-heat. For
+though Ralph was chosen first, it was entirely on trust, and most of
+the company were disappointed. The champion who now stood up against the
+school-master was a famous speller.
+
+Jim Phillips was a tall, lank, stoop-shouldered fellow who had never
+distinguished himself in any other pursuit than spelling. Except in this
+one art of spelling he was of no account. He could not catch well or bat
+well in ball. He could not throw well enough to make his mark in that
+famous West ern game of bull-pen. He did not succeed well in any study
+but that of Webster's Elementary. But in that he was--to use the usual
+Flat Creek locution--in that he was "a boss." This genius for spelling
+is in some people a sixth sense, a matter of intuition. Some spellers
+are born, and not made, and their facility reminds one of the
+mathematical prodigies that crop out every now and then to bewilder the
+world. Bud Means, foreseeing that Ralph would be pitted against Jim
+Phillips, had warned his friend that Jim could "spell like thunder and
+lightning," and that it "took a powerful smart speller" to beat him, for
+he knew "a heap of spelling-book." To have "spelled down the master" is
+next thing to having whipped the biggest bully in Hoopole County, and
+Jim had "spelled down" the last three masters. He divided the
+hero-worship of the district with Bud Means.
+
+For half an hour the Squire gave out hard words. What a blessed thing
+our crooked orthography is! Without it there could be no
+spelling-schools. As Ralph discovered his opponent's mettle he became
+more and more cautious. He was now satisfied that Jim would eventually
+beat him. The fellow evidently knew more about the spelling-book than
+old Noah Webster himself. As he stood there, with his dull face and long
+sharp nose, his hands behind his back, and his voice spelling
+infallibly, it seemed to Hartsook that his superiority must lie in his
+nose. Ralph's cautiousness answered a double purpose; it enabled him to
+tread surely, and it was mistaken by Jim for weakness. Phillips was now
+confident that he should carry off the scalp of the fourth school-master
+before the evening was over. He spelled eagerly, confidently,
+brilliantly. Stoop-shouldered as he was, he began to straighten up. In
+the minds of all the company the odds were in his favor. He saw this,
+and became ambitious to distinguish himself by spelling without giving
+the matter any thought.
+
+Ralph always believed that he would have been speedily defeated by
+Phillips had it not been for two thoughts which braced him. The sinister
+shadow of young Dr. Small sitting in the dark corner by the water-bucket
+nerved him. A victory over Phillips was a defeat to one who wished only
+ill to the young school-master. The other thought that kept his pluck
+alive was the recollection of Bull. He approached a word as Bull
+approached the raccoon. He did not take hold until he was sure of his
+game. When he took hold, it was with a quiet assurance of success. As
+Ralph spelled in this dogged way for half an hour the hardest words the
+Squire could find, the excitement steadily rose in all parts of the
+house, and Ralph's friends even ventured to whisper that "maybe Jim had
+cotched his match, after all!"
+
+But Phillips never doubted of his success.
+
+"Theodolite," said the Squire.
+
+"T-h-e, the o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the
+champion.
+
+"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth In his excitement.
+Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion
+sat down In confusion. The excitement was so great for some minutes that
+the spelling was suspended. Everybody In the house had shown sympathy
+with one or the other of the combatants, except the silent shadow in the
+corner. It had not moved during the contest, and did not show any
+interest now in the result.
+
+"Gewhilliky crickets! Thunder and lightning! Licked him all to smash!"
+said Bud, rubbing his hands on his knees, "That beats my time all
+holler!"
+
+And Betsey Short giggled until her tuck-comb fell out, though she was on
+the defeated side.
+
+Shocky got up and danced with pleasure.
+
+But one suffocating look from the aqueous eyes of Mirandy destroyed the
+last spark of Ralph's pleasure in his triumph, and sent that awful
+below-zero feeling all through him.
+
+"He's powerful smart, is the master," said old Jack to Mr. Pete Jones.
+"He'll beat the whole kit and tuck of 'em afore he's through. I know'd
+he was smart. That's the reason I tuck him," proceeded Mr. Means.
+
+"Yaas, but he don't lick enough. Not nigh," answered Pete Jones. "No
+lickin', no larnin', says I."
+
+It was now not so hard. The other spellers on the opposite side went
+down quickly under the hard words which the Squire gave out. The master
+had mowed down all but a few, his opponents had given up the battle, and
+all had lost their keen interest in a contest to which there could be
+but one conclusion, for there were only the poor spellers left. But
+Ralph Hartsook ran against a stump where he was least expecting it. It
+was the Squire's custom, when one of the smaller scholars or poorer
+spellers rose to spell against the master, to give out eight or ten
+easy words, that they might have some breathing-spell before being
+slaughtered, and then to give a poser or two which soon settled them. He
+let them run a little, as a cat does a doomed mouse. There was now but
+one person left on the opposite side, and, as she rose in her blue
+calico dress, Ralph recognized Hannah, the bound girl at old Jack
+Means's. She had not attended school in the district, and had never
+spelled in spelling-school before, and was chosen last as an uncertain
+quantity. The Squire began with easy words of two syllables, from that
+page of Webster, so well known to all who ever thumbed it, as "baker,"
+from the word that stands at the top of the page. She spelled these
+words in an absent and uninterested manner. As everybody knew that she
+would have to go down as soon as this preliminary skirmishing was over,
+everybody began to get ready to go home, and already there was the buzz
+of preparation. Young men were timidly asking girls if "they could see
+them safe home," which was the approved formula, and were trembling in
+mortal fear of "the mitten." Presently the Squire, thinking it time to
+close the contest, pulled his scalp forward, adjusted his glass eye,
+which had been examining his nose long enough, and turned over the
+leaves of the book to the great words at the place known to spellers as
+"incomprehensibility," and began to give out those "words of eight
+syllables with the accent on the sixth." Listless scholars now turned
+round, and ceased to whisper, in order to be in at the master's final
+triumph. But to their surprise "ole Miss Meanses' white nigger," as some
+of them called her in allusion to her slavish life, spelled these great
+words with as perfect ease as the master. Still not doubting the result,
+the Squire turned from place to place and selected all the hard words he
+could find. The school became utterly quiet, the excitement was too
+great for the ordinary buzz. Would "Meanses' Hanner" beat the master?
+beat the master that had laid out Jim Phillips? Everybody's sympathy was
+now turned to Hannah. Ralph noticed that even Shocky had deserted him,
+and that his face grew brilliant every time Hannah spelled a word. In
+fact, Ralph deserted himself. As he saw the fine, timid face of the girl
+so long oppressed flush and shine with interest; as he looked at the
+rather low but broad and intelligent brow and the fresh, white
+complexion and saw the rich, womanly nature coming to the surface under
+the influence of applause and sympathy--he did not want to beat. If he
+had not felt that a victory given would insult her, he would have missed
+intentionally. The bulldog, the stern, relentless setting of the will,
+had gone, he knew not whither. And there had come in its place, as he
+looked in that face, a something which he did not understand. You did
+not, gentle reader, the first time it came to you.
+
+The Squire was puzzled. He had given out all the hard words in the book.
+He again pulled the top of his head forward. Then he wiped his
+spectacles and put them on. Then out of the depths of his pocket he
+fished up a list of words just coming into use in those days--words not
+in the spelling-book. He regarded the paper attentively with his blue
+right eye. His black left eye meanwhile fixed itself in such a stare on
+Mirandy Means that she shuddered and hid her eyes in her red silk
+handkerchief.
+
+"Daguerreotype," sniffed the Squire. It was Ralph's turn.
+
+"D-a-u, dau--"
+
+"Next."
+
+And Hannah spelled it right.
+
+Such a buzz followed that Betsey Short's giggle could not be heard, but
+Shocky shouted: "Hanner beat! my Hanner spelled down the master!" And
+Ralph went over and congratulated her.
+
+And Dr. Small sat perfectly still in the corner.
+
+And then the Squire called them to order, and said: "As our friend
+Hanner Thomson is the only one left on her side, she will have to spell
+against nearly all on t'other side. I shall therefore take the liberty
+of procrastinating the completion of this interesting and exacting
+contest until to-morrow evening. I hope our friend Hanner may again
+carry off the cypress crown of glory. There is nothing better for us
+than healthful and kindly simulation."
+
+Dr. Small, who knew the road to practice, escorted Mirandy, and Bud went
+home with somebody else. The others of the Means family hurried on,
+while Hannah, the champion, stayed behind a minute to speak to Shocky.
+Perhaps it was because Ralph saw that Hannah must go alone that he
+suddenly remembered having left something which was of no consequence,
+and resolved to go round by Mr. Means's and get it.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 14: _Peart_ or peert is only another form of the old word
+_pert_--probably an older form. Bartlett cites an example of _peart_ as
+far back as Sir Philip Sidney; and Halliwell finds it in various English
+dialects. Davies, afterward president of Princeton College, describes
+Dr. Lardner, in 1754, as "a little pert old gent." I do not know that
+Dr. Daries pronounced his _pert_ as though it were _peart_, but he uses
+it in the sense it has in the text, viz., bright-witted, intelligent.
+The general sense of _peart_ is lively, either in body or mind.]
+
+[Footnote 15: Mr. Lowell suggested to me in 1869 that this word _'low_
+has no kinship with _allow_, but is an independent word for which he
+gave a Low Latin original of similar sound. I have not been able to
+trace any such word, but Mr. Lowell had so much linguistic knowledge of
+the out-of-the-way sort that it may be worth while to record his
+impression. Bartlett is wrong in defining this word, as he is usually in
+his attempts to explain dialect outside of New England. It does not mean
+"to declare, assert, maintain," etc. It is nearly the equivalent of
+_guess_ in the Northern and Middle States, and of _reckon_ in the South.
+It agrees precisely with the New England _calk'late_. Like all the rest
+of these words it may have a strong sense by irony. When a man says, "I
+'low that is a purty peart sort of a hoss," he understates for the sake
+of emphasis. It is rarely or never _allow_, but simply _'low_. In common
+with _calk'late_, it has sometimes a sense of purpose or expectation, as
+when a man says, "I 'low to go to town to-morry."]
+
+[Footnote 16: No phrase of the Hoosier and South-western dialect is such
+a stumbling-block to the outsider as _right smart_. The writer from the
+North or East will generally use it wrongly. Mrs. Stowe says, "I sold
+right smart of eggs," but the Hoosier woman as I knew her would have
+said "a right smart lot of eggs" or "a right smart of eggs," using the
+article and understanding the noun. A farmer omitting the preposition
+boasts of having "raised right smart corn" this year. No expression
+could have a more vague sense than this. In the early settlement of
+Minnesota it was a custom of the land officers to require a residence of
+about ten days on "a claim" in order to the establishment of a
+pre-emption right. One of the receivers at a land office under
+Buchanan's administration was a German of much intelligence who was very
+sensitive regarding his knowledge of English. "How long has the claimant
+lived on his claim?" he demanded of a Hoosier witness. "Oh, a right
+smart while," was the reply. The receiver had not the faintest notion of
+the meaning of the answer, but fearing to betray his ignorance of
+English he allowed the land to be entered, though the claimant had spent
+but about two hours in residing on his quarter-section.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+THE WALK HOME.
+
+
+You expect me to describe that walk. You have had enough of the Jack
+Meanses and the Squire Hawkinses, and the Pete Joneses, and the rest.
+You wish me to tell you now of this true-hearted girl and her lover; of
+how the silvery moonbeams came down in a shower--to use Whittier's
+favorite metaphor--through the maple boughs, flecking the frozen ground
+with light and shadow. You would have me tell of the evening star, not
+yet gone down, which shed its benediction on them. But I shall do no
+such thing. For the moon was not shining, neither did the stars give
+their light. The tall, black trunks of the maples swayed and shook in
+the wind, which moaned through their leafless boughs. Novelists always
+make lovers walk in the moonlight. But if love is not, as the cynics
+believe, all moonshine, it can at least make its own light. Moonlight is
+never so little needed or heeded, never so much of an impertinence, as
+in a love-scene. It was at the bottom of the first hollow beyond the
+school-house that Ralph overtook the timid girl walking swiftly through
+the dark. He did not ask permission to walk with her. Love does not go
+by words, and there are times when conventionality is impossible. There
+are people who understand one another at once. When one soul meets
+another, it is not by pass-word, nor by hailing sign, nor by mysterious
+grip that they recognize. The subtlest freemasonry in the world is this
+freemasonry of the spirit.
+
+Ralph and Hannah knew and trusted. Ralph had admired and wondered at the
+quiet drudge. But it was when, in the unaccustomed sunshine of praise,
+she spread her wings a little, that he loved her. He had seen her awake.
+
+You, Miss Amelia, wish me to repeat all their love-talk. I am afraid
+you'd find it dull. Love can pipe through any kind of a reed. Ralph
+talked love to Hannah when he spoke of the weather, of the crops, of the
+spelling-school. Weather, crops, and spelling-school--these were what
+his words would say if reported. But below all these commonplaces there
+vibrated something else. One can make love a great deal better when one
+doesn't speak of love. Words are so poor! Tones and modulations are
+better. It is an old story that Whitefield could make an audience weep
+by his way of pronouncing the word Mesopotamia. A lover can sound the
+whole gamut of his affection in saying Good-morning. The solemnest
+engagements ever made have been without the intervention of speech.
+
+And you, my Gradgrind friend, you think me sentimental. Two young fools
+they were, walking so slowly though the night was sharp, dallying under
+the trees, and dreaming of a heaven they could not have realized if all
+their wishes had been granted. Of course they were fools! Either they
+were fools to be so happy, or else some other people are fools not to
+be. After all, dear Gradgrind, let them be. There's no harm in it.
+They'll get trouble enough before morning. Let them enjoy the evening. I
+am not sure but these lovers whom we write down fools are the only wise
+people after all. Is it not wise to be happy? Let them alone.
+
+For the first time in three years, for the first time since she had
+crossed the threshold of "Old Jack Means" and come under the domination
+of Mrs. Old Jack Means, Hannah talked cheerfully, almost gayly. It was
+something to have a companion to talk to. It was something to be the
+victor even in a spelling-match, and to be applauded even by Flat Creek.
+And so, chatting earnestly about the most uninteresting themes, Ralph
+courteously helped Hannah over the fence, and they took the usual
+short-cut through the "blue-grass pasture." There came up a little
+shower, hardly more than a sprinkle, but then It was so nice to have a
+shower just as they reached the box-elder tree by the spring! It was so
+thoughtful in Ralph to suggest that the shade of a box-elder is dense,
+and that Hannah might take cold! And it was so easy for Hannah to yield
+to the suggestion! Just as though she had not milked the cows in the
+open lot in the worst storms of the last three years! And just as though
+the house were not within a stone's-throw! Doubtless it was not prudent
+to stop here. But let us deal gently with them. Who would not stay in an
+earthy paradise ten minutes longer, even though it did make purgatory
+the hotter afterward? And so Hannah stayed.
+
+"Tell me your circumstances," said Ralph, at last. "I am sure I can help
+you in something."
+
+"No, no! you cannot," and Hannah's face was clouded. "No one can help
+me. Only time and God. I must go, Mr. Hartsook." And they walked on to
+the front gate in silence and in some constraint. But still in
+happiness.
+
+As they came to the gate, Dr. Small pushed past them in his cool,
+deliberate way, and mounted his horse. Ralph bade Hannah good-night,
+having entirely forgotten the errand which had been his excuse to
+himself for coming out of his way. He hastened to his new home, the
+house of Mr. Pete Jones, the same who believed in the inseparableness of
+"lickin' and larnin'."
+
+"You're a purty gal, a'n't you? You're a purty gal, a'n't you? _You_
+air! Yes, you _air_" and Mrs. Means seemed so impressed with Hannah's
+prettiness that she choked on it, and could get no further. "A purty
+gal! you! Yes! you air a mighty purty gal!" and the old woman's voice
+rose till it could have been heard half a mile. "To be a-santerin' along
+the big road after ten o'clock with the master! Who knows whether he's a
+fit man fer anybody to go with? Arter all I've been and gone and done
+fer you! That's the way you pay me! Disgrace me! Yes, I say disgrace me!
+You're a mean, deceitful thing. Stuck up bekase you spelt the master
+down. Ketch _me_ lettin' you got to spellin'-school to-morry night!
+Ketch ME! Yes, ketch ME, I say!"
+
+"Looky here, marm," said Bud, "it seems to me you're a-makin' a blamed
+furss about nothin'. Don't yell so's they'll hear you three or four
+mile. You'll have everybody 'tween here and Clifty waked up." For Mrs.
+Means had become so excited over the idea of being caught allowing
+Hannah to go to spelling-school that she had raised her last "Ketch
+me!" to a perfect whoop.
+
+"That's the way I'm treated," whimpered the old woman, who knew how to
+take the "injured innocence" dodge as well as anybody. "That's the way
+I'm treated. You allers take sides with that air hussy agin your own
+flesh and blood. You don't keer how much trouble I have. Not you. Not a
+dog-on'd bit. I may be disgraced by that air ongrateful critter, and you
+set right here in my own house and sass me about it. A purty fellow you
+air! An' me a-delvin' and a-drudgin' fer you all my born days. A purty
+son, a'n't you?"
+
+Bud did not say another word. He sat in the chimney-corner and whistled
+"Dandy Jim from Caroline." His diversion had produced the effect he
+sought: for while his tender-hearted mother poured her broadside into
+his iron-clad feelings, Hannah had slipped up the stairs to her garret
+bedroom, and when Mrs. Means turned from the callous Bud to finish her
+assault upon the sensitive girl, she could only gnash her teeth in
+disappointment.
+
+Stung by the insults to which she could not grow insensible, Hannah lay
+awake until the memory of that walk through the darkness came into her
+soul like a benediction. The harsh voice of the scold died out, and the
+gentle and courteous voice of Hartsook filled her soul. She recalled
+piece by piece the whole conversation--all the commonplace remarks about
+the weather; all the insignificant remarks about the crops; all the
+unimportant words about the spelling-school. Not for the sake of the
+remarks. Not for the sake of the weather. Not for the sake of the crops.
+Not for the sake of the spelling-school. But for the sake of the
+undertone. And then she traveled back over the three years of her
+bondage and forward over the three years to come, and fed her heart on
+the dim hope of rebuilding in some form the home that had been so happy.
+And she prayed, with more faith than ever before, for deliverance. For
+love brings faith. Somewhere on in the sleepless night she stood at the
+window. The moon was shining now, and there was the path through the
+pasture, and there was the fence, and there was the box-elder.
+
+She sat there a long time. Then she saw someone come over the fence and
+walk to the tree, and then on toward Pete Jones's. Who could it be? She
+thought she recognized the figure. But she was chilled and shivering,
+and she crept back again into bed, and dreamed not of the uncertain days
+to come, but of the blessed days that were past--of a father and a
+mother and a brother in a happy home. But somehow the school-master was
+there too.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+A NIGHT AT PETE JONES'S.
+
+
+When Ralph got to Pete Jones's he found that sinister-looking individual
+in the act of kicking one of his many dogs out of the house.
+
+"Come in, stranger, come in. You'll find this 'ere house full of brats,
+but I guess you kin kick your way around among 'em. Take a cheer. Here,
+git out! go to thunder with you!" And with these mild imperatives he
+boxed one of his boys over in one direction and one of his girls over in
+the other. "I believe in trainin' up children to mind when they're spoke
+to," he said to Ralph apologetically. But it seemed to the teacher that
+he wanted them to mind just a little before they were spoken to.
+
+"P'raps you'd like a bed. Well, jest climb up the ladder on the outside
+of the house. Takes up a thunderin' sight of room to have a stairs
+inside, and we ha'n't got no room to spare. You'll find a bed in the
+furdest corner. My Pete's already got half of it, and you can take
+t'other half. Ef Pete goes to takin' his half in the middle, and tryin'
+to make you take yourn on both sides, jest kick him."
+
+In this comfortless bed "in the furdest corner," Ralph found sleep out
+of the question. Pete took three-fourths of the bed, and Hannah took all
+of his thoughts. So he lay, and looked out through the cracks in the
+"clapboards" (as they call rough shingles in the old West) at the stars.
+For the clouds had now broken away. And he lay thus recounting to
+himself, as a miser counts the pieces that compose his hoard, every step
+of that road from the time he had overtaken Hannah in the hollow to the
+fence. Then he imagined again the pleasure of helping her over, and then
+he retraced the ground to the box-elder tree at the spring, and repeated
+to himself the conversation until he came to the part in which she said
+that only time and God could help her. What did she mean? What was the
+hidden part of her life? What was the connection between her and Shocky?
+
+Hours wore on, and still the mind of Ralph Hartsook went back and
+traveled the same road, over the fence, past the box-elder, up to the
+inexplicable part of the conversation, and stood bewildered with the
+same puzzling questions about the bound girl's life.
+
+At last he got up, drew on his clothes, and sat down on the top of the
+ladder, looking down over the blue-grass pasture which lay on the border
+between the land of Jones and the land of Means. The earth was white
+with moonlight. He could not sleep. Why not walk? It might enable him to
+sleep. And once determined on walking, he did not hesitate a moment as
+to the direction in which he should walk. The blue-grass pasture (was it
+not like unto the garden of Eden?) lay right before him. That box-elder
+stood just in sight. To spring over the fence and take the path down the
+hill and over the brook was as quickly done as decided upon. To stand
+again under the box-elder, to climb again over the farther fence, and to
+walk down the road toward the school-house was so easy and so delightful
+that it was done without thought. For Ralph was an eager man--when he
+saw no wrong in anything that proposed itself, he was wont to follow his
+impulse without deliberation. And this keeping company with the stars,
+and the memory of a delightful walk, were so much better than the
+commonplace Flat Creek life that he threw himself into his night
+excursion with enthusiasm.
+
+At last he stood in the little hollow where he had joined Hannah. It was
+the very spot at which Shocky, too, had met him a few mornings before.
+He leaned against the fence and tried again to solve the puzzle of
+Hannah's troubles. For that she had troubles he did not doubt. Neither
+did he doubt that he could help her if he could discover what they
+were. But he had no clue. In the midst of This meditations he heard the
+thud of horses' hoofs coming down the road. Until that moment he had not
+felt his own loneliness. He shrank back into the fence-corner. The
+horsemen were galloping. There were three of them, and there was one
+figure that seemed familiar to Ralph. But he could not tell who it was.
+Neither could he remember having seen the horse, which was a sorrel with
+a white left forefoot and a white nose. The men noticed him and reined
+up a little. Why he should have been startled by the presence of these
+men he could not tell, but an indefinable dread seized him. They
+galloped on, and he stood still shivering with a nervous fear. The cold
+seemed to have got into his bones. He remembered that the region lying
+on Flat Creek and Clifty Creek had the reputation of being infested with
+thieves, who practiced horse-stealing and house-breaking. For ever since
+the day when Murrell's confederate bands were paralyzed by the death of
+their leader, there have still existed gangs of desperadoes in parts of
+Southern Indiana and Illinois, and in Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and the
+Southwest. It is out of these materials that border ruffianism has
+grown, and the nine members of the Reno band who were hanged two or
+three years ago by lynch law[17], were remains of the bad blood that
+came into the West in the days of Daniel Boone. Shall I not say that
+these bands of desperadoes still found among the "poor whitey,
+dirt-eater" class are the outcroppings of the bad blood sent from
+England in convict-ships? Ought an old country to sow the fertile soil
+of a colony with such noxious seed?
+
+Before Ralph was able to move, he heard the hoofs of another horse
+striking upon the hard ground in an easy pace. The rider was Dr. Small.
+He checked his horse in a cool way, and stood still a few seconds while
+he scrutinized Ralph. Then he rode on, keeping the same easy gait as
+before, Ralph had a superstitious horror of Henry Small. And, shuddering
+with cold, he crept like a thief over the fence, past the tree, through
+the pasture, back to Pete Jones's, never once thinking of the eyes that
+looked out of the window at Means's. Climbing the ladder, he got into
+bed, and shook as with the ague. He tried to reason himself out of the
+foolish terror that possessed him, but he could not.
+
+Half an hour later he heard a latch raised. Were the robbers breaking
+into the house below? He heard a soft tread upon the floor. Should he
+rise and give the alarm? Something restrained him. He reflected that a
+robber would be sure to stumble over some of the "brats." So he lay
+still and finally slumbered, only awakening when the place in which he
+slept was full of the smoke of frying grease from the room below.
+
+At breakfast Pete Jones scowled. He was evidently angry about something.
+He treated Ralph with a rudeness not to be overlooked, as if he intended
+to bring on a quarrel. Hartsook kept cool, and wished he could drive
+from his mind all memory of the past night. Why should men on horseback
+have any significance to him? He was trying to regard things in this
+way, and from a general desire to keep on good terms with his host he
+went to the stable to offer his services in helping to feed the stock.
+
+"Don't want no saft-handed help!" was all he got in return for his
+well-meant offer. But just as he turned to leave the stable he saw what
+made him tremble again. There was the same sorrel horse with a white
+left forefoot and a white nose.
+
+To shake off his nervousness, Ralph started to school before the time.
+But, plague upon plagues! Mirandy Means, who had seen him leave Pete
+Jones's, started just in time to join him where he came into the big
+road. Ralph was not in a good humor after his wakeful night, and to be
+thus dogged by Mirandy did not help the matter. So he found himself
+speaking crabbedly to the daughter of the leading trustee, in spite of
+himself.
+
+"Hanner's got a bad cold this mornin' from bein' out last night, and she
+can't come to spellin'-school to-night," began Mirandy, in her most
+simpering voice.
+
+Ralph had forgotten that there was to be another spelling-school. It
+seemed to him an age since the orthographical conflict of the past
+night. This remark of Mirandy's fell upon his ear like an echo from the
+distant past. He had lived a lifetime since, and was not sure that he
+was the same man who was spelling for dear life against Jim Phillips
+twelve hours before. But he was sorry to hear that Hannah had a cold. It
+seemed to him, in his depressed state, that he was to blame for it. In
+fact, it seemed to him that he was to blame for a good many things. He
+seemed to have been committing sins in spite of himself. Broken nerves
+and sleepless nights often result in a morbid conscience. And what
+business had he to wander over this very road at two o'clock in the
+morning, and to see three galloping horsemen, one of them on a horse
+with a white left forefoot and a white nose? What business had he
+watching Dr. Small as he went home from the bedside of a dying patient
+near daylight in the morning? And because he felt guilty he felt cross
+with Mirandy, and to her remark about Hannah he only replied that
+"Hannah was a smart girl."
+
+"Yes," said Mirandy, "Bud thinks so."
+
+"Does he?" said Ralph.
+
+"I should say so. What's him and her been a-courtin' fer for a year ef
+he didn't think she was smart? Marm don't like it; but ef Bud and her
+does, and they seem to, I don't see as it's marm's lookout."
+
+When one is wretched, there is a pleasure in being entirely wretched.
+Ralph felt that he must have committed some unknown crime, and that some
+Nemesis was following him. Was Hannah deceitful? At least, if she were
+not, he felt sure that he could supplant Bud. But what right had he to
+supplant Bud?
+
+"Did you hear the news?" cried Shocky, running out to meet him. "The
+Dutchman's house was robbed last night."
+
+Ralph thought of the three men on horseback, and to save his life he
+could not help associating Dr. Small with them. And then he remembered
+the sorrel horse with the left forefoot and muzzle white, and he
+recalled the sound he had heard as of the lifting of a latch. And it
+really seemed to him that in knowing what he did he was in some sense
+guilty of the robbery.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 17: Written in 1871.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+OMINOUS REMARKS OF MR. JONES.
+
+
+The school-master's mind was like ancient Gaul--divided into three
+parts. With one part he mechanically performed his school duties. With
+another he asked himself, What shall I do about the robbery? And with
+the third he debated about Bud and Hannah. For Bud was not present, and
+it was clear that he was angry, and there was a storm brewing. In fact,
+it seemed to Ralph that there was a storm brewing all round the sky. For
+Pete Jones was evidently angry at the thought of having been watched,
+and it was fair to suppose that Dr. Small was not in any better humor
+than usual. And so, between Bud's jealousy and revenge and the suspicion
+and resentment of the men engaged in the robbery at "the Dutchman's" (as
+the only German in the whole region was called), Ralph's excited nerves
+had cause for tremor. At one moment he would resolve to have Hannah at
+all costs. In the next his conscience would question the rightfulness of
+the conclusion. Then he would make up his mind to tell all he knew
+about the robbery. But if he told his suspicions about Small, nobody
+would believe him. And if he told about Pete Jones, he really could tell
+only enough to bring vengeance upon himself. And how could he explain
+his own walk through the pasture and down the road? What business had he
+being out of bed at two o'clock in the morning? The circumstantial
+evidence was quite as strong against him as against the man on the horse
+with the white left forefoot and the white nose. Suspicion might fasten
+on himself. And then what would be the effect on his prospects? On the
+people at Lewisburg? On Hannah? It is astonishing how much instruction
+and comfort there is in a bulldog. This slender school-master, who had
+been all his life repressing the animal and developing the finer nature,
+now found a need of just what the bulldog had. And so, with the thought
+of how his friend the dog would fight in a desperate strait, he
+determined to take hold of his difficulties as Bull took hold of the
+raccoon. Moral questions he postponed for careful decision. But for the
+present he set his teeth together in a desperate, bulldog fashion, and
+he set his feet down slowly, positively, bulldoggedly. After a wretched
+supper at Pete Jones's he found himself at the spelling-school, which,
+owing to the absence of Hannah, and the excitement about the burglary,
+was a dull affair. Half the evening was spent in talking in little
+knots. Pete Jones had taken the afflicted "Dutchman" under his own
+particular supervision.
+
+"I s'pose," said Pete, "that them air fellers what robbed your house
+must a come down from Jinkins Run. They're the blamedest set up there I
+ever see."
+
+"Ya-as," said Schroeder, "put how did Yinkins vellers know dat I sell te
+medder to te Shquire, hey? How tid Yinkins know anyting 'bout the
+Shquire's bayin' me dree huntert in te hard gash--hey?"
+
+"Some scoundrels down in these 'ere parts is a-layin' in with Jinkins
+Run, I'll bet a hoss," said Pete. Ralph wondered whether he'd bet the
+one with the white left forefoot and the white nose. "Now," said Pete,
+"ef I could find the feller that's a-helpin' them scoundrels rob us
+folks, I'd help stretch him to the neardest tree."
+
+"So vood I," said Schroeder. "I'd shtretch him dill he baid me my dree
+huntert tollars pack, so I vood."
+
+And Betsey Short, who had found the whole affair very funny, was
+transported with a fit of tittering at poor Schroeder's English. Ralph,
+fearing that his silence would excite suspicion, tried to talk. But he
+could not tell what he knew, and all that he said sounded so hollow and
+hypocritical that it made him feel guilty. And so he shut his mouth, and
+meditated profitably on the subject of bull dogs. And when later he
+overheard the garrulous Jones declare that he'd bet a hoss he could
+p'int out somebody as know'd a blamed sight more'n they keerd to tell,
+he made up his mind that if it came to p'inting out he should try to be
+even with Jones.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+THE STRUGGLE IN THE DARK
+
+
+It was a long, lonesome, fearful night that the school-master passed,
+lying with nerves on edge and eyes wide open in that comfortless bed in
+the "furdest corner" of the loft of Pete Jones's house, shivering with
+cold, while the light snow that was falling sifted in upon the ragged
+patch-work quilt that covered him. Nerves broken by sleeplessness
+imagine many things, and for the first hour Ralph felt sure that Pete
+would cut his throat before morning.
+
+And you, friend Callow, who have blunted your palate by swallowing the
+Cayenne pepper of the penny-dreadfuls, you wish me to make this night
+exciting by a hand-to-hand contest between Ralph and a robber. You would
+like it better if there were a trap-door. There's nothing so convenient
+as a trap-door, unless it be a subterranean passage. And you'd like
+something of that sort just here. It's so pleasant to have one's hair
+stand on end, you know, when one is safe from danger to one's self. But
+if you want each individual hair to bristle with such a "Struggle in
+the Dark," you can buy trap-doors and subterranean passages dirt cheap
+at the next news-stand. But it was, indeed, a real and terrible
+"Struggle in the Dark" that Ralph fought out at Pete Jones's.
+
+When he had vanquished his fears of personal violence by reminding
+himself that it would be folly for Jones to commit murder in his own
+house, the question of Bud and Hannah took the uppermost place in his
+thoughts. And as the image of Hannah spelling against the master came up
+to him, as the memory of the walk, the talk, the box-elder tree, and all
+the rest took possession of him, it seemed to Ralph that his very life
+depended upon his securing her love. He would shut his teeth like the
+jaws of a bulldog, and all Bud's muscles should not prevail over his
+resolution and his stratagems.
+
+It was easy to persuade himself that this was right. Hannah ought not to
+throw herself away on Bud Means. Men of some culture always play their
+conceit off against their consciences. To a man of literary habits it
+usually seems to be a great boon that he confers on a woman when he
+gives her his love. Reasoning thus, Ralph had fixed his resolution, and
+if the night had been shorter, or sleep possible, the color of his life
+might have been changed.
+
+But some time along in the tedious hours came the memory of his
+childhood, the words of his mother, the old Bible stories, the
+aspiration after nobility of spirit, the solemn resolutions to be true
+to his conscience. These angels of the memory came flocking back before
+the animal, the bull-doggedness, had "set," as workers in plaster say.
+He remembered the story of David and Nathan, and it seemed to him that
+he, with all his abilities and ambitions and prospects, was about to rob
+Bud of the one ewe-lamb, the only thing he had to rejoice in in his
+life. In getting Hannah, he would make himself unworthy of Hannah. And
+then there came to him a vision of the supreme value of a true
+character; how it was better than success, better than to be loved,
+better than heaven. And how near he had been to missing it! And how
+certain he was, when these thoughts should fade, to miss it! He was as
+one fighting for a great prize who feels his strength failing and is
+sure of defeat.
+
+This was the real, awful "Struggle in the Dark." A human soul fighting
+with heaven in sight, but certain of slipping inevitably into hell! It
+was the same old battle. The Image of God fought with the Image of the
+Devil. It was the same fight that Paul described so dramatically when he
+represented the Spirit as contending with the Flesh. Paul also called
+this dreadful something the Old Adam, and I suppose Darwin would call it
+the remains of the Wild Beast. But call it what you will, it is the
+battle that every well-endowed soul must fight at some point. And to
+Ralph it seemed that the final victory of the Evil, the Old Adam, the
+Flesh, the Wild Beast, the Devil, was certain. For, was not the pure,
+unconscious face of Hannah on the Devil's side? And so the battle had
+just as well be given up at once, for it must be lost in the end.
+
+But to Ralph, lying there in the still darkness, with his conscience as
+wide awake as if it were the Day of Doom, there seemed something so
+terrible in this overflow of the better nature which he knew to be
+inevitable as soon as the voice of conscience became blunted, that he
+looked about for help. He did not at first think of God; but there came
+into his thoughts the memory of a travel-worn Galilean peasant, hungry,
+sleepy, weary, tempted, tried, like other men, but having a strange,
+divine Victory in him by which everything evil was vanquished at his
+coming. He remembered how He had reached out a Hand to every helpless
+one, how He was the Helper of every weak one. And out of the depths of
+his soul he cried to the Helper, and found comfort. Not victory, but,
+what is better, strength. And so, without a thought of the niceties of
+theological distinctions, without dreaming that it was the beginning of
+a religious experience, he found what he needed, help. And the Helper
+gave His beloved sleep.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+HAS GOD FORGOTTEN SHOCKY?
+
+
+"Pap wants to know ef you would spend to-morry and Sunday at our house?"
+said one of Squire Hawkins's girls, on the very next evening, which was
+Friday. The old Squire was thoughtful enough to remember that Ralph
+would not find it very pleasant "boarding out" all the time he was
+entitled to spend at Pete Jones's. For in view of the fact that Mr. Pete
+Jones sent seven children to the school, the "master" in Flat Creek
+district was bound to spend two weeks in that comfortable place,
+sleeping in a preoccupied bed, in the "furdest corner," with
+insufficient cover, under an insufficient roof, and eating floating
+islands of salt pork fished out of oceans of hot lard. Ralph was not
+slow to accept the relief offered by the hospitable justice of the
+peace, whose principal business seemed to be the adjustment of the
+pieces of which he was composed. And as Shocky traveled the same road,
+Ralph took advantage of the opportunity to talk with him. The master
+could not dismiss Hannah wholly from his mind. He would at least read
+the mystery of her life, if Shocky could be prevailed on to furnish the
+clue.
+
+"Poor old tree!" said Shocky, pointing to a crooked and gnarled elm
+standing by itself in the middle of a field. For when the elm, naturally
+the most graceful of trees, once gets a "bad set," it can grow to be the
+most deformed. This solitary tree had not a single straight limb.
+
+"Why do you say 'poor old tree'?" asked Ralph.
+
+"'Cause it's lonesome. All its old friends is dead and chopped down, and
+there's their stumps a-standin' jes like grave-stones. It _must_ be
+lonesome. Some folks says it don't feel, but I think it does. Everything
+seems to think and feel. See it nodding its head to them other trees in
+the woods? and a-wantin' to shake hands! But it can't move. I think that
+tree must a growed in the night."
+
+"Why, Shocky?"
+
+"'Cause it's so crooked," and Shocky laughed at his own conceit; "must a
+growed when they was no light so as it could see how to grow."
+
+And then they walked on in silence a minute. Presently Shocky began
+looking up into Ralph's eyes to get a smile. "I guess that tree feels
+just like me. Don't you?"
+
+"Why, how do you feel?"
+
+"Kind o' bad and lonesome, and like as if I wanted to die, you know.
+Felt that way ever sence they put my father into the graveyard, and sent
+my mother to the poor-house and Hanner to ole Miss Means's. What kind of
+a place is a poor-house? Is it a poorer place than Means's? I wish I was
+dead and one of them clouds was a-carryin' me and Hanner and mother up
+to where father's gone, you know! I wonder if God forgets all about poor
+folks when their father dies and their mother gits into the poor-house?
+Do you think He does? Seems so to me. Maybe God lost track of my father
+when he come away from England and crossed over the sea. Don't nobody on
+Flat Creek keer fer God, and I guess God don't keer fer Flat Creek. But
+I would, though, ef he'd git my mother out of the poor-house and git
+Hanner away from Means's, and let me kiss my mother every night, you
+know, and sleep on my Hanner's arm, jes like I used to afore father
+died, you see."
+
+Ralph wanted to speak, but he couldn't. And so Shocky, with his eyes
+looking straight ahead, and as if forgetting Ralph's presence, told over
+the thoughts that he had often talked over to the fence-rails and the
+trees. "It was real good in Mr. Pearson to take me, wasn't it? Else I'd
+a been bound out tell I was twenty-one, maybe, to some mean man like
+Ole Means. And I a'n't but seven. And it would take me fourteen years to
+git twenty-one, and I never could live with my mother again after Hanner
+gets done her time. 'Cause, you see, Hanner'll be through in three more
+year, and I'll be ten and able to work, and we'll git a little place
+about as big as Granny Sanders's, and--"
+
+Ralph did not hear another word of what Shocky said that afternoon. For
+there, right before them, was Granny Sanders's log-cabin, with its row
+of lofty sunflower stalks, now dead and dry, in front, with its
+rain-water barrel by the side of the low door, and its ash-barrel by the
+fence. In this cabin lived alone the old and shriveled hag whose
+hideousness gave her a reputation for almost supernatural knowledge. She
+was at once doctress and newspaper. She collected and disseminated
+medicinal herbs and personal gossip. She was in every regard
+indispensable to the intellectual life of the neighborhood. In the
+matter of her medical skill we cannot express an opinion, for her
+"yarbs" are not to be found in the pharmacopoeia of science.
+
+What took Ralph's breath was to find Dr. Small's fine, faultless horse
+standing at the door. What did Henry Small want to visit this old quack
+for?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+THE DEVIL OF SILENCE.
+
+
+Ralph had reason to fear Small, who was a native of the same village of
+Lewisburg, and some five years the elder. Some facts in the doctor's
+life had come into Ralph's possession in such a way as to confirm
+life-long suspicion without giving him power to expose Small, who was
+firmly intrenched in the good graces of the people of the county-seat
+village of Lewisburg, where he had grown up, and of the little
+cross-roads village of Clifty, where his "shingle" now hung.
+
+Small was no ordinary villain. He was a genius. Your ordinary hypocrite
+talks cant. Small talked nothing. He was the coolest, the steadiest, the
+most silent, the most promising boy ever born in Lewisburg. He made no
+pretensions. He set up no claims. He uttered no professions. He went
+right on and lived a life above reproach. Your vulgar hypocrite makes
+long prayers in prayer-meeting. Small did nothing of the sort. He sat
+still in prayer-meeting, and listened to the elders as a modest young
+man should. Your commonplace hypocrite boasts. Small never alluded to
+himself, and thus a consummate egotist got credit for modesty. It is but
+an indifferent trick for a hypocrite to make temperance speeches. Dr.
+Small did not even belong to a temperance society. But he could never be
+persuaded to drink even so much as a cup of tea. There was something
+sublime in the quiet voice with which he would say, "Cold water, if you
+please," to a lady tempting him with smoking coffee on a cold morning.
+There was no exultation, no sense of merit in the act. Everything was
+done in a modest and matter-of-course way beautiful to behold. And his
+face was a neutral tint. Neither face nor voice expressed anything. Only
+a keen reader of character might have asked whether all there was in
+that eye could live contented with this cool, austere, self-contained
+life; whether there would not be somewhere a volcanic eruption. But if
+there was any sea of molten lava beneath, the world did not discover it.
+Wild boys were sick of having Small held up to them as the most
+immaculate of men[18].
+
+Ralph had failed to get two schools for which he had applied, and had
+attributed both failures to certain shrugs of Dr. Small. And now, when
+he found Small at the house of Granny Sanders, the center of
+intelligence as well as of ignorance for the neighborhood, he trembled.
+Not that Small would say anything. He never said anything. He damned
+people by a silence worse than words.
+
+Granny Sanders was not a little flattered by the visit.
+
+"Why, doctor, howdy, howdy! Come in, take a cheer. I am glad to see you.
+I 'lowed you'd come. Old Dr. Flounder used to say he larnt lots o'
+things of me. But most of the doctors sence hez been kinder stuck up,
+you know. But I know'd you fer a man of intelligence."
+
+Meantime, Small, by his grave silence and attention, had almost
+smothered the old hag with flattery. "Many's the case I've cured with
+yarbs and things. Nigh upon twenty year ago they was a man lived over on
+Wild Cat Run as had a breakin'-out on his side. 'Twas the left side, jes
+below the waist. Doctor couldn't do nothin'. 'Twas Doctor Peacham. He
+never would have nothin' to do with 'ole woman's cures.' Well, the man
+was goin' to die. Everybody seed that. And they come a-drivin' away over
+here all the way from the Wild Cat. Think of that air! I never was so
+flustered. But as soon as I laid eyes on that air man, I says, says
+I, that air man, says I, has got the shingles, says I. I know'd the
+minute I seed it. And if they'd gone clean around, nothing could a saved
+him. I says, says I, git me a black cat. So I jist killed a black cat,
+and let the blood run all over the swellin'. I tell you, doctor, they's
+nothin' like it. That man was well in a month."
+
+[Illustration: MRS. MEANS]
+
+"Did you use the blood warm?" asked Small, with a solemnity most
+edifying.
+
+These were almost the only words he had uttered since he entered the
+cabin.
+
+"Laws, yes; I jest let it run right out of the cat's tail onto the
+breakin'-out. And fer airesipelus, I don't know nothin' so good as the
+blood of a black hen."
+
+"How old?" asked the doctor.
+
+"There you showed yer science, doctor! They's no power in a pullet. The
+older the black hen the better. And you know the cure fer rheumatiz?"
+And here the old woman got down a bottle of grease. "That's ile from a
+black dog. Ef it's rendered right, it'll knock the hind sights off of
+any rheumatiz you ever see. But it must be rendered in the dark of the
+moon. Else a black dog's ile a'n't worth no more nor a white one's."
+
+And all this time Small was smelling of the uncorked bottle, taking a
+little on his finger and feeling of it, and thus feeling his way to the
+heart--drier than her herbs--of the old witch. And then he went round
+the cabin gravely, lifting each separate bunch of dried yarbs from its
+nail, smelling of it, and then, by making an interrogation-point of his
+silent face, he managed to get a lecture from her on each article in her
+_materia medica_> with the most marvelous stories illustrative of their
+virtues. When the Granny had got her fill of his silent flattery, he was
+ready to carry forward his main purpose.
+
+There was something weird about this silent man's ability to turn the
+conversation as he chose to have it go. Sitting by the Granny's
+tea-table, nibbling corn-bread while he drank his glass of water, having
+declined even her sassafras, he ceased to stimulate her medical talk and
+opened the vein of gossip. Once started, Granny Sanders was sure to
+allude to the robbery. And once on the robbery the doctor's course was
+clear.
+
+"I 'low somebody not fur away is in this 'ere business!"
+
+Not by a word, nor even by a nod, but by some motion of the eyelids,
+perhaps, Small indicated that he agreed with her.
+
+"Who d'ye s'pose 'tis?"
+
+But Dr. Small was not in the habit of supposing. He moved his head in a
+quiet way, just the least perceptible bit, but so that the old creature
+understood that he could give light if he wanted to.
+
+"I dunno anybody that's been 'bout here long as could be suspected."
+
+Another motion of the eyelids indicated Small's agreement with this
+remark.
+
+"They a'n't nobody come in here lately 'ceppin' the master."
+
+Small looked vacantly at the wall.
+
+"But I low he's allers bore a tip-top character."
+
+The doctor was too busy looking at his corn-bread to answer this remark
+even by a look.
+
+"But I think these oversmart young men'll bear looking arter, _I_ do."
+
+Dr. Small raised his eyes and let them _shine_ an assent. That was all.
+
+"Shouldn't wonder ef our master was overly fond of gals."
+
+Doctor looks down at his plate.
+
+"Had plenty of sweethearts afore he walked home with Hanner Thomson
+t'other night, I'll bet."
+
+Did Dr. Small shrug his shoulder? Granny thought she detected a faint
+motion of the sort, but she could not be sure.
+
+"And I think as how that a feller what trifles with gals' hearts and
+then runs off ten miles, maybe a'n't no better'n he had orter be. That's
+what I says, says I."
+
+To this general remark Dr. Small assented in his invisible--shall I say
+_intangible_?--way.
+
+"I allers think, maybe, that some folks has found it best to leave home
+and go away. You can't never tell. But when people is a-bein' robbed
+it's well to lookout. Hey?"
+
+"I think so," said Small quietly, and, having taken his hat and bowed a
+solemn and respectful adieu, he departed.
+
+He had not spoken twenty words, but he had satisfied the news-monger of
+Flat Creek that Ralph was a bad character at home and worthy of
+suspicion of burglary.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 18: The original from which this character was drawn is here
+described accurately. The author now knows that such people are not to
+be put into books. They are not realistic enough.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+MISS MARTHA HAWKINS.
+
+
+"It's very good for the health to dig in the elements. I was quite
+emaciated last year at the East, and the doctor told me to dig in the
+elements. I got me a florial hoe and dug, and it's been most excellent
+for me[19]." Time, the Saturday following the Friday on which Ralph kept
+Shocky company as far as the "forks" near Granny Sanders's house. Scene,
+the Squire's garden. Ralph helping that worthy magistrate perform sundry
+little jobs such as a warm winter day suggests to the farmer. Miss
+Martha Hawkins, the Squire's niece, and his housekeeper in his present
+bereaved condition, leaning over the palings--pickets she called
+them--of the garden fence, talking to the master. Miss Hawkins was
+recently from Massachusetts. How many people there are in the most
+cultivated communities whose education is partial!
+
+"It's very common for school-master to dig in the elements at the
+East," proceeded Miss Martha. Like many other people born in the
+celestial empires (of which there are three--China, Virginia,
+Massachusetts), Miss Martha was not averse to reminding outside
+barbarians of her good fortune in this regard. It did her good to speak
+of the East.
+
+Now Ralph was amused with Miss Martha. She really had a good deal of
+intelligence despite her affectation, and conversation with her was both
+interesting and diverting. It helped him to forget Hannah, and Bud, and
+the robbery, and all the rest, and she was so delighted to find somebody
+to make an impression on that she had come out to talk while Ralph was
+at work. But just at this moment the school-master was not so much
+interested in her interesting remarks, nor so much amused by her amusing
+remarks, as he should have been. He saw a man coming down the road
+riding one horse and leading another, and he recognized the horses at a
+distance. It must be Bud who was riding Means's bay mare and leading
+Bud's roan colt. Bud had been to mill, and as the man who owned the
+horse-mill kept but one old blind horse himself, it was necessary that
+Bud should take two. It required three horses to run the mill; the old
+blind one could have ground the grist, but the two others had to
+overcome the friction of the clumsy machine. But it was not about the
+horse-mill that Ralph was thinking nor about the two horses. Since that
+Wednesday evening on which he escorted Hannah home from the
+spelling-school he had not seen Bud Means. If he had any lingering
+doubts of the truth of what Mirandy had said, they had been dissipated
+by the absence of Bud from school.
+
+"When I was to Bosting--" Miss Martha was _to_ Boston only once in her
+life, but as her visit to that sacred city was the most important
+occurrence of her life, she did not hesitate to air her reminiscences of
+it frequently. "When I was to Bosting," she was just saying, when,
+following the indication of Ralph's eyes, she saw Bud coming up the hill
+near Squire Hawkins's house. Bud looked red and sulky, and to Ralph's
+and Miss Martha Hawkins's polite recognitions he returned only a surly
+nod. They both saw that he was angry. Ralph was able to guess the
+meaning of his wrath.
+
+Toward evening Ralph strolled through the Squire's cornfield toward the
+woods. The memory of the walk with Hannah was heavy upon the heart of
+the young master, and there was comfort in the very miserableness of the
+cornstalks with their disheveled blades hanging like tattered banners
+and rattling discordantly in the rising wind. Wandering without purpose,
+Ralph followed the rows of stalks first one way and then the other in a
+zigzag line, turning a right angle every minute or two. At last he came
+out in a woods mostly of beech, and he pleased his melancholy fancy by
+kicking the dry and silky leaves before him in billows, while the
+soughing of the wind through the long, vibrant boughs and slender twigs
+of the beech forest seemed to put the world into the wailing minor key
+of his own despair.
+
+What a fascination there is in a path come upon suddenly without a
+knowledge of its termination! Here was one running in easy, irregular
+curves through the wood, now turning gently to the right in order to
+avoid a stump, now swaying suddenly to the left to gain an easier
+descent at a steep place, and now turning wantonly to the one side or
+the other, as if from very caprice in the man who by idle steps
+unconsciously marked the line of the foot-path at first. Ralph could not
+resist the impulse--who could?--to follow the path and find out its
+destination, and following it he came presently into a lonesome hollow,
+where a brook gurgled among the heaps of bare limestone rocks that
+filled its bed. Following the path still, he came upon a queer little
+cabin built of round logs, in the midst of a small garden-patch inclosed
+by a brush fence. The stick chimney, daubed with clay and topped with
+a barrel open at both ends, made this a typical cabin.
+
+[Illustration: CAPTAIN PEARSON]
+
+It flashed upon Ralph that this place must be Rocky Hollow, and that
+this was the house of old John Pearson, the one-legged basket-maker, and
+his rheumatic wife--the house that hospitably sheltered Shocky.
+Following his impulse, he knocked and was admitted, and was not a little
+surprised to find Miss Martha Hawkins there before him.
+
+"You here, Miss Hawkins?" he said when he had returned Shocky's greeting
+and shaken hands with the old couple.
+
+"Bless you, yes," said the old lady. "That blessed gyirl"--the old lady
+called her a girl by a sort of figure of speech perhaps--"that blessed
+gyirl's the kindest creetur you ever saw--comes here every day, most, to
+cheer a body up with somethin' or nuther."
+
+Miss Martha blushed, and said "she came because Rocky Hollow looked so
+much like a place she used to know at the East. Mr. and Mrs. Pearson
+were the kindest people. They reminded her of people she knew at the
+East. When she was to Bosting--"
+
+Here the old basket-maker lifted his head from his work, and said:
+"Pshaw! that talk about kyindness" (he was a Kentuckian and said
+_kyindness_) "is all humbug. I wonder so smart a woman as you don't
+know better. You come nearder to bein kyind than anybody I know; but,
+laws a me! we're all selfish akordin' to my tell."
+
+"You wasn't selfish when you set up with my father most every night for
+two weeks," said Shocky as he handed the old man a splint.
+
+"Yes, I was, too!" This in a tone that made Ralph tremble. "Your father
+was a miserable Britisher. I'd fit red-coats, in the war of
+eighteen-twelve, and lost my leg by one of 'em stickin' his dog-on'd
+bagonet right through it, that night at Lundy's Lane; but my messmate
+killed him though which is a satisfaction to think on. And I didn't like
+your father 'cause he was a Britisher. But ef he'd a died right here in
+this free country, 'though nobody to give him a drink of water, blamed
+ef I wouldn't a been ashamed to set on the platform at a Fourth of July
+barbecue, and to hold up my wooden leg fer to make the boys cheer! That
+was the selfishest thing I ever done. We're all selfish akordin' to my
+tell."
+
+"You wasn't selfish when you took me that night, you know," and Shocky's
+face beamed with gratitude.
+
+"Yes, I war, too, you little sass-box! What did I take you fer? Hey?
+Bekase I didn't like Pete Jones nor Bill Jones. They're thieves, dog-on
+'em!"
+
+Ralph shivered a little. The horse with the white forefoot and white
+nose galloped before his eyes again.
+
+"They're a set of thieves. That's what they air."
+
+"Please, Mr. Pearson, be careful. You'll get into trouble, you know, by
+talking that way," said Miss Hawkins. "You're just like a man that I
+knew at the East."
+
+"Why, do you think an old soldier like me, hobbling on a wooden leg, is
+afraid of them thieves? Didn't I face the Britishers? Didn't I come home
+late last Wednesday night? I rather guess I must a took a little too
+much at Welch's grocery, and laid down in the middle of the street to
+rest. The boys thought 'twas funny to crate[20] me. I woke up kind o'
+cold, 'bout one in the mornin.' 'Bout two o'clock I come up Means's
+hill, and didn't I see Pete Jones, and them others that robbed the
+Dutchman, and somebody, I dunno who, a-crossin' the blue-grass paster
+_towards_ Jones's?" (Ralph shivered.) "Don't shake your finger at me,
+old woman. Tongue is all I've got to fight with now; but I'll fight them
+thieves tell the sea goes dry, I will. Shocky, gim me a splint."
+
+"But you wasn't selfish when you tuck me. Shocky stuck to his point most
+positively.
+
+"Yes, I was, you little tow-headed fool! I didn't take you kase I was
+good, not a bit of it. I hated Bill Jones what keeps the poor-house, and
+I knowed him and Pete would get you bound to some of their click, and I
+didn't want no more thieves raised; so when your mother hobbled, with
+you a-leadin' her, poor blind thing! all the way over here on that
+winter night, and said, 'Mr. Pearson, you're all the friend I've got,
+and I want you to save my boy,' why, you see I was selfish as ever I
+could be in takin' of you. Your mother's cryin' sot me a-cryin' too.
+We're all selfish in everything, akordin' to my tell. Blamed ef we
+ha'n't, Miss Hawkins, only sometimes I'd think you was real benev'lent
+ef I didn't know we war all selfish."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 19: Absurd as this speech seems, it is a literal transcript of
+words spoken in the author's presence by a woman who, like Miss Hawkins,
+was born in Massachusetts.]
+
+[Footnote 20: When the first edition of this book appeared, the critic
+who analyzed the dialect in _The Nation_ confessed that he did not know
+what to "crate" meant. It was a custom in the days of early Indiana
+barbarism for the youngsters of a village, on spying a sleeping
+drunkard, to hunt up a "queensware crate"--one of the cages of round
+withes in which crockery was shipped. This was turned upside down over
+the inebriate, and loaded with logs or any other heavy articles that
+would make escape difficult when the poor wretch should come to himself.
+It was a sort of rude punishment for inebriety, and it afforded a
+frog-killing delight to those who executed justice.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+THE HARDSHELL PREACHER.
+
+
+"They's preachin' down to Bethel Meetin'-house to-day," said the Squire
+at breakfast. Twenty years In the West could not cure Squire Hawkins of
+saying "to" for "at." "I rather guess as how the old man Bosaw will give
+pertickeler fits to our folks to-day." For Squire Hawkins, having been
+expelled from the "Hardshell" church of which Mr. Bosaw was pastor, for
+the grave offense of joining a temperance society, had become a member
+of the "Reformers," the very respectable people who now call themselves
+"Disciples," but whom the profane will persist in calling
+"Campbellites." They had a church in the village of Clifty, three miles
+away.
+
+I know that explanations are always abominable to story readers, as they
+are to story writers, but as so many of my readers have never had the
+inestimable privilege of sitting under the gospel as it is ministered in
+enlightened neighborhoods like Flat Creek, I find myself under the
+necessity--need-cessity the Rev. Mr. Bosaw would call it--of rising to
+explain. Some people think the "Hardshells" a myth, and some sensitive
+Baptist people at the East resent all allusion to them. But the
+"Hardshell Baptists," or, as they are otherwise called, the "Whisky
+Baptists," and the "Forty-gallon Baptists," exist in all the old Western
+and South-western States. They call themselves "Anti-means Baptists"
+from their Antinomian tenets. Their confession of faith is a caricature
+of Calvinism, and is expressed by their preachers about as follows: "Ef
+you're elected, you'll be saved; ef you a'n't, you'll be damned. God'll
+take keer of his elect. It's a sin to run Sunday-schools, or temp'rince
+s'cieties, or to send missionaries. You let God's business alone. What
+is to be will be, and you can't hender it." This writer has attended a
+Sunday-school, the superintendent of which was solemnly arraigned and
+expelled from the Hardshell Church for "meddling with God's business" by
+holding a Sunday-school. Of course the Hardshells are prodigiously
+illiterate, and often vicious. Some of their preachers are notorious
+drunkards. They sing their sermons out sometimes for three hours at a
+stretch[21].
+
+Ralph found that he was to ride the "clay-bank mare," the only one of
+the horses that would "carry double," and that consequently he would
+have to take Miss Hawkins behind him. If it had been Hannah instead,
+Ralph might not have objected to this "young Lochinvar" mode of riding
+with a lady on "the croup," but Martha Hawkins was another affair. He
+had only this consolation; his keeping the company of Miss Hawkins might
+serve to disarm the resentment of Bud. At all events, he had no choice.
+What designs the Squire had in this arrangement he could not tell; but
+the clay-bank mare carried him to meeting on that December morning,
+with Martha Hawkins behind. And as Miss Hawkins was not used to this
+mode of locomotion, she was in a state of delightful fright every time
+the horse sank to the knees in the soft, yellow Flat Creek clay.
+
+"We don't go to church so at the East," she said. "The mud isn't so deep
+at the East. When I was to Bosting--" but Ralph never heard what
+happened when she was to Bosting, for just as she said Bosting the mare
+put her foot into a deep hole molded by the foot of the Squire's horse,
+and already full of muddy water.
+
+As the mare's foot went twelve inches down into this track, the muddy
+water spurted higher than Miss Hawkins's head, and mottled her dress
+with golden spots of clay. She gave a little shriek, and declared that
+she had never "seen it so at the East."
+
+The journey seemed a little long to Ralph, who found that the subjects
+upon which he and Miss Hawkins could converse were few; but Miss Martha
+was determined to keep things going, and once, when the conversation had
+died out entirely, she made a desperate effort to renew it by remarking,
+as they met a man on horseback, "That horse switches his tail just as
+they do at the East. When I was to Bosting I saw horses switch their
+tails just that way."
+
+What surprised Ralph was to see that Flat Creek went to meeting.
+Everybody was there--the Meanses, the Joneses, the Bantas, and all the
+rest. Everybody on Flat Creek seemed to be there, except the old
+wooden-legged basket-maker. His family was represented by Shocky, who
+had come, doubtless, to get a glimpse of Hannah, not to hear Mr. Bosaw
+preach. In fact, few were thinking of the religious service. They went
+to church as a common resort to hear the news, and to find out what was
+the current sensation.
+
+On this particular morning there seemed to be some unusual excitement.
+Ralph perceived it as he rode up. An excited crowd, even though it be at
+a church-door on Sunday morning, can not conceal its agitation. Ralph
+deposited Miss Hawkins on the stile, and then got down himself, and paid
+her the closest attention to the door. This attention was for Bud's
+benefit. But Bud only stood with his hands in his pockets, scowling
+worse than ever. Ralph did not go in at the door. It was not the Flat
+Creek custom. The men gossiped outside, while the women chatted within.
+Whatever may have been the cause of the excitement, Ralph could not get
+at it. When he entered a little knot of people they became embarrassed,
+the group dissolved, and its component parts joined other companies.
+What had the current of conversation to do with him? He overheard Pete
+Jones saying that the blamed old wooden leg was in it anyhow. He'd been
+seen goin' home at two in the mornin'. And he could name somebody else
+ef he choosed. But it was best to clean out one at a time. And just then
+there was a murmur: "Meetin's took up." And the masculine element filled
+the empty half of the "hewed-log" church.
+
+When Ralph saw Hannah looking utterly dejected, his heart smote him, and
+the great struggle set in again. Had it not been for the thought of the
+other battle, and the comforting presence of the Helper, I fear Bud's
+interests would have fared badly. But Ralph, with the spirit of a
+martyr, resolved to wait until he knew what the result of Bud's suit
+should be, and whether, indeed, the young Goliath had prior claims, as
+he evidently thought he had. He turned hopefully to the sermon,
+determined to pick up any crumbs of comfort that might fall from Mr.
+Bosaw's meager table.
+
+In reporting a single specimen passage of Mr. Bosaw's sermon, I shall
+not take the liberty which Thucydides and other ancient historians did,
+of making the sermon and putting it into the hero's mouth, but shall
+give that which can be vouched for.
+
+"You see, my respective hearers," he began--but alas! I can never
+picture to you the rich red nose, the see sawing gestures, the nasal
+resonance, the sniffle, the melancholy minor key, and all that. "My
+respective hearers-ah, you see-ah as how-ah as my tex'-ah says that the
+ox-ah knoweth his owner-ah, and-ah the ass-ah his master's crib-ah.
+A-h-h! Now, my respective hearers-ah, they're a mighty sight of
+resemblance-ah atwext men-ah and oxen-ah" [Ralph could not help
+reflecting that there was a mighty sight of resemblance between some men
+and asses. But the preacher did not see this analogy. It lay too close
+to him], "bekase-ah, you see, men-ah is mighty like oxen-ah. Fer they's
+a tremengious defference-ah atwixt defferent oxen-ah, jest as thar is
+atwext defferent men-ah; fer the ox knoweth-ah his owner-ah, and the
+ass-ah, his master's crib-ah. Now, my respective hearers-ah" [the
+preacher's voice here grew mellow, and the succeeding sentences were in
+the most pathetic and lugubrious tones], "you all know-ah that your
+humble speaker-ah has got-ah jest the best yoke of steers-ah in this
+township-ah." [Here Betsey Short shook the floor with a suppressed
+titter.] "They a'n't no sech steers as them air two of mine-ah in this
+whole kedentry-ah. Them crack oxen over at Clifty-ah ha'n't a patchin'
+to mine-ah. Fer the ox knoweth his owner-ah and the ass-ah his master's
+crib-ah.
+
+"Now, my respective hearers-ah, they's a right smart sight of
+defference-ah atwext them air two oxen-ah, jest like they is atwext
+defferent men-ah. Fer-ah" [here the speaker grew earnest, and sawed the
+air, from this to the close, in a most frightful way], "fer-ah, you
+see-ah, when I go out-ah in the mornin'-ah to yoke-ah up-ah them air
+steers-ah, and I says-ah, 'Wo, Berry-ah! _Wo, Berry-ah!_ WO, BERRY-AH',
+why Berry-ah jest stands stock still-ah and don't hardly breathe-ah
+while I put on the yoke-ah, and put in the bow-ah, and put in the
+key-ah, fer, my brethering-ah and sistering-ah, the ox knoweth his
+owner-ah, and the ass-ah his master's crib-ah. Hal-le-lu-ger-ah!
+
+"But-ah, my hearers-ah, but-ah when I stand at t'other eend of the
+yoke-ah, and say, 'Come, Buck-ah! _Come, Buck-ah!_ COME, BUCK-AH! COME,
+BUCK-AH!' why what do you think-ah? Buck-ah, that ornery ole Buck-ah,
+'stid of comin' right along-ah and puttin' his neck under-ah, acts jest
+like some men-ah what is fools-ah. Buck-ah jest kinder sorter stands
+off-ah, and kinder sorter puts his head down-ah this 'ere way-ah, and
+kinder looks mad-ah, and says, Boo-_oo_-OO-OO-ah!"
+
+Alas! Hartsook found no spiritual edification there, and he was in no
+mood to be amused. And so, while the sermon drew on through two dreary
+hours, he forgot the preacher in noticing a bright green lizard which,
+having taken up its winter quarters behind the tin candlestick that hung
+just back of the preacher's head, had been deceived by the genial warmth
+coming from the great box-stove, and now ran out two or three feet from
+his shelter, looking down upon the red-nosed preacher in a most
+confidential and amusing manner. Sometimes he would retreat behind the
+candlestick, which was not twelve inches from the preacher's head, and
+then rush out again. At each reappearance Betsey Short would stuff her
+handkerchief into her mouth and shake in a most distressing way. Shocky
+wondered what the lizard was winking at the preacher about. And Miss
+Martha thought that it reminded her of a lizard that she see at the
+East, the time she was to Bosting, in a jar of alcohol in the Natural
+History Rooms. The Squire was not disappointed in his anticipation that
+Mr. Bosaw would attack his denomination with some fury. In fact, the old
+preacher outdid himself in his violent indignation at "these people that
+follow Campbell-ah, that thinks-ah that obejience-ah will save 'em-ah
+and that belongs-ah to temp'rince societies-ah and Sunday-schools-ah,
+and them air things-ah, that's not ortherized in the Bible-ah, but comes
+of the devil-ah, and takes folks as belongs to 'em to hell-ah."
+
+As they came out the door Ralph rallied enough to remark: "He did attack
+your people, Squire."
+
+"Oh, yes," said the Squire. "Didn't you see the Sarpent inspirin' him?"
+
+But the long, long hours were ended and Ralph got on the clay-bank mare
+and rode up alongside the stile whence Miss Martha mounted. And as he
+went away with a heavy heart, he overheard Pete Jones call out to
+somebody:
+
+"We'll tend to his case & Christmas." Christmas was two days off.
+
+And Miss Martha remarked with much trepidation that poor Pearson would
+have to leave. She'd always been afraid that would be the end of it. It
+reminded her of something she heard at the East, the time she was down
+to Bosting.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 21: Even the Anti-means Baptists have suffered from the dire
+spirit of the age. They are to-day a very respectable body of people
+calling themselves "Primitive Baptists." Perhaps the description in the
+text never applied to the whole denomination, but only to the Hardshells
+of certain localities. Some of these intensely conservative churches, I
+have reason to believe, were always composed of reputable people. But
+what is said above is not in the least exaggerated as a description of
+many of the churches in Indiana and Illinois. Their opposition to the
+temperance reformation was both theoretical and practical. A rather able
+minister of the denomination whom I knew as a boy used to lie in
+besotted drunkenness by the roadside. I am sorry to confess that he once
+represented the county in the State legislature. The piece of a sermon
+given in this chapter was heard near Cairo, Illinois, in the days before
+the war. Most of the preachers were illiterate farmers. I have heard one
+of them hold forth two hours at a stretch. But even in that day there
+were men among the Hardshells whose ability and character commanded
+respect. This was true, especially in Kentucky, where able men like the
+two Dudleys held to the Antinomian wing of their denomination. But the
+Hardshells are perceptibly less hard than they were. You may march at
+the rear of the column among Hunkers and Hardshells if you will, but you
+are obliged to march. Those who will not go voluntarily, the
+time-spirit, walking behind, prods onward with a goad.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+A STRUGGLE FOR THE MASTERY
+
+
+The school had closed on Monday evening as usual. The boys had been
+talking in knots all day. Nothing but the bulldog in the slender,
+resolute young master had kept down the rising storm. A teacher who has
+lost moral support at home, can not long govern a school. Ralph had
+effectually lost his popularity in the district, and the worst of it was
+that he could not divine from just what quarter the ill wind came,
+except that he felt sure of Small's agency in it somewhere. Even Hannah
+had slighted him, when he called at Means's on Monday morning to draw
+the pittance of pay that was due him.
+
+He had expected a petition for a holiday on Christmas day. Such holidays
+are deducted from the teacher's time, and it is customary for the boys
+to "turn out" the teacher who refuses to grant them, by barring him out
+of the school-house on Christmas and New Year's morning. Ralph had
+intended to grant a holiday if it should be asked, but it was not
+asked. Hank Banta was the ringleader in the disaffection, and he had
+managed to draw the surly Bud, who was present this morning, into it. It
+is but fair to say that Bud was in favor of making a request before
+resorting to extreme measures, but he was overruled. He gave it as his
+solemn opinion that the master was mighty peart, and they would be beat
+anyhow some way, but he would lick the master fer two cents ef he warn't
+so slim that he'd feel like he was fighting a baby.
+
+And all that day things looked black. Ralph's countenance was cold and
+hard as stone, and Shocky trembled where he sat. Betsey Short tittered
+rather more than usual. A riot or a murder would have seemed amusing to
+her.
+
+School was dismissed, and Ralph, instead of returning to the Squire's,
+set out for the village of Clifty, a few miles away. No one knew what he
+went for, and some suggested that he had "sloped."
+
+But Bud said "he warn't that air kind. He was one of them air sort as
+died in their tracks, was Mr. Hartsook. They'd find him on the ground
+nex' morning, and he lowed the master war made of that air sort of stuff
+as would burn the dog-on'd ole school-house to ashes, or blow it into
+splinters, but what he'd beat. Howsumdever he'd said he was a-goin' to
+help, and help he would; but all the sinno in Golier wouldn't be no
+account again the cute they was in the head of the master."
+
+But Bud, discouraged as he was with the fear of Ralph's "cute," went
+like a martyr to the stake and took his place with the rest in the
+school-house at nine o'clock at night. It may have been Ralph's
+intention to preoccupy the school-house, for at ten o'clock Hank Banta
+was set shaking from head to foot at seeing a face that looked like the
+master's at the window. He waked up Bud and told him about it.
+
+"Well, what are you a-tremblin' about, you coward?" growled Bud. "He
+won't shoot you; but he'll beat you at this game, I'll bet a hoss, and
+me, too, and make us both as 'shamed of ourselves as dogs with
+tin-kittles to their tails. You don't know the master, though he did
+duck you. But he'll larn you a good lesson this time, and me too, like
+as not." And Bud soon snored again, but Hank shook with fear every time
+he looked at the blackness outside the windows. He was sure he heard
+foot-falls. He would have given anything to have been at home.
+
+When morning came, the pupils began to gather early. A few boys who were
+likely to prove of service in the coming siege were admitted through the
+window, and then everything was made fast, and a "snack" was eaten.
+
+"How do you 'low he'll get in?" said Hank, trying to hide his fear.
+
+"How do I 'low?" said Bud. "I don't 'low nothin' about it. You might as
+well ax me where I 'low the nex' shootin' star is a-goin' to drap. Mr.
+Hartsook's mighty onsartin. But he'll git in, though, and tan your hide
+fer you, you see ef he don't. _Ef_ he don't blow up the school-house
+with gunpowder!" This last was thrown in by way of alleviating the fears
+of the cowardly Hank, for whom Bud had a great contempt.
+
+The time for school had almost come. The boys inside were demoralized by
+waiting. They began to hope that the master had "sloped." They dreaded
+to see him coming.
+
+"I don't believe he'll come," said Hank, with a cold shiver. "It's past
+school-time."
+
+"Yes, he will come, too," said Bud. "And he 'lows to come in here mighty
+quick. I don't know how. But he'll be a-standin' at that air desk when
+it's nine o'clock. I'll bet a thousand dollars on that. _Ef_ he don't
+take it into his head to blow us up!" Hank was now white.
+
+Some of the parents came along, accidentally of course, and stopped to
+see the fun, sure that Bud would thrash the master if he tried to break
+in. Small, on the way to see a patient perhaps, reined up in front of
+the door. Still no Ralph. It was just five minutes before nine. A rumor
+now gained currency that he had been seen going to Clifty the evening
+before, and that he had not come back, though in fact Ralph had come
+back, and had slept at Squire Hawkins's.
+
+"There's the master," cried Betsey Short, who stood out in the road
+shivering and giggling alternately. For Ralph at that moment emerged
+from the sugar-camp by the school-house, carrying a board.
+
+"Ho! ho!" laughed Hank, "he thinks he'll smoke us out. I guess he'll
+find us ready." The boys had let the fire burn down, and there was now
+nothing but hot hickory coals on the hearth.
+
+"I tell you he'll come in. He didn't go to Clifty fer nothing" said Bud,
+who sat still on one of the benches which leaned against the door. "I
+don't know how, but they's lots of ways of killing a cat besides chokin'
+her with butter. He'll come in--_ef_ he don't blow us all sky-high!"
+
+Ralph's voice was now heard, demanding that the door be opened.
+
+"Let's open her," said Hank, turning livid with fear at the firm,
+confident tone of the master.
+
+Bud straightened himself up. "Hank, you're a coward. I've got a mind to
+kick you. You got me into this blamed mess, and now you want to
+craw-fish. You jest tech one of these 'ere fastenings, and I'll lay you
+out flat of your back afore you can say Jack Robinson."
+
+The teacher was climbing to the roof with the board in hand.
+
+"That air won't win," laughed Pete Jones outside. He saw that there was
+no smoke. Even Bud began to hope that Ralph would fail for once. The
+master was now on the ridge-pole of the school-house. He took a paper
+from his pocket, and deliberately poured the contents down the chimney.
+
+Mr. Pete Jones shouted "Gunpowder!" and set off down the road to be out
+of the way of the explosion. Dr. Small remembered, probably, that his
+patient might die while he sat here, and started on.
+
+But Ralph emptied the paper, and laid the board over the chimney. What a
+row there was inside! The benches that were braced against the door were
+thrown down, and Hank Banta rushed out, rubbing his eyes, coughing
+frantically, and sure that he had been blown up. All the rest followed,
+Bud bringing up the rear sulkily, but coughing and sneezing for dear
+life. Such a smell of sulphur as came from that school-house!
+
+Betsey had to lean against the fence to giggle.
+
+[Illustration: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE]
+
+As soon as all were out, Ralph threw the board off the chimney, leaped
+to the ground, entered the school-house, and opened the windows. The
+school soon followed him, and all was still.
+
+"Would he thrash?" This was the important question in Hank Banta's mind.
+And the rest looked for a battle with Bud.
+
+"It is just nine o'clock," said Ralph, consulting his watch, "and I'm
+glad to see you all here promptly. I should have given you a holiday if
+you had asked me like gentlemen yesterday. On the whole, I think I shall
+give you a holiday, anyhow. The school is dismissed."
+
+And Hank felt foolish.
+
+And Bud secretly resolved to thrash Hank or the master, he didn't care
+which.
+
+And Mirandy looked the love she could not utter.
+
+And Betsey giggled.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+A CRISIS WITH BUD.
+
+
+Ralph sat still at his desk. The school had gone. All at once he became
+conscious that Shocky sat yet in his accustomed place upon the hard,
+backless bench.
+
+"Why, Shocky, haven't you gone yet?"
+
+"No--sir--I was waitin' to see if you warn't a-goin', too--I--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"I thought it would make me feel as if God warn't quite so fur away to
+talk to you. It did the other day."
+
+The master rose and put his hand on Shocky's head. Was it the
+brotherhood in affliction that made Shocky's words choke him so? Or, was
+it the weird thoughts that he expressed? Or, was it the recollection
+that Shocky was Hannah's brother? Hannah so far, far away from him now!
+At any rate, Shocky, looking up for the smile on which he fed, saw the
+relaxing of the master's face, that had been as hard as stone, and felt
+just one hot tear on his hand.
+
+"P'r'aps God's forgot you, too," said Shocky in a sort of half
+soliloquy. "Better get away from Flat Creek. You see God forgets
+everybody down here. 'Cause 'most everybody forgets God, 'cept Mr.
+Bosaw, and I 'low God don't no ways keer to be remembered by sich as
+him. Leastways I wouldn't if I was God, you know. I wonder what becomes
+of folks when God forgets 'em?" And Shocky, seeing that the master had
+resumed his seat and was looking absently into the fire, moved slowly
+out the door.
+
+"Shocky!" called the master.
+
+The little poet came back and stood before him.
+
+"Shocky, you mustn't think God has forgotten you. God brings things out
+right at last." But Ralph's own faith was weak, and his words sounded
+hollow and hypocritical to himself. Would God indeed bring things out
+right?
+
+He sat musing a good while, trying to convince himself of the truth of
+what he had just been saying to Shocky--that God would indeed bring
+things out right at last. Would it all come out right if Bud married
+Hannah? Would it all come out right if he were driven from Flat Creek
+with a dark suspicion upon his character? Did God concern himself with
+these things? Was there any God? It was the same old struggle between
+Doubt and Faith. And when Ralph looked up, Shocky had departed.
+
+In the next hour Ralph fought the old battle of Armageddon. I shall not
+describe it. You will fight it in your own way. No two alike. The
+important thing is the End. If you come out as he did, with the doubt
+gone and the trust in God victorious, it matters little just what shape
+the battle may take. Since Jacob became Israel there have never been two
+such struggles alike, save in that they all end either in victory or in
+defeat.
+
+It was after twelve o'clock on that Christmas day when Ralph put his
+head out the door of the school-house and called out: "Bud, I'd like to
+see you."
+
+Bud did not care to see the master, for he had inly resolved to "thrash
+him" and have done with him. But he couldn't back out, certainly not in
+sight of the others who were passing along the road with him.
+
+"I don't want the rest of you," said Ralph in a decided way, as he saw
+that Hank and one or two others were resolved to come also.
+
+"Thought maybe you'd want somebody to see far play," said Hank as he
+went off sheepishly.
+
+"If I did, you would be the last one I should ask," said Ralph. "There's
+no unfair play in Bud, and there is in you." And he shut the door.
+
+"Now, looky here, Mr. Ralph Hartsook," said Bud. "You don't come no gum
+games over me with your saft sodder and all that. I've made up my mind.
+You've got to promise to leave these 'ere digging, or I've got to thrash
+you."
+
+"You'll have to thrash me, then," said Ralph, turning a little pale, but
+remembering the bulldog. "But you'll tell me what It's all about, won't
+you?"
+
+"You know well enough. Folks says you know more 'bout the robbery at the
+Dutchman's than you orter. But I don't believe them. Fer them as says it
+is liars and thieves theirselves. 'Ta'n't fer none of that. And I shan't
+tell you what it _is_ fer. So now, if you won't travel, why, take off
+your coat and git ready fer a thrashing."
+
+The master took off his coat and showed his slender arms. Bud laid his
+off, and showed the physique of a prize-fighter.
+
+"You a'n't a-goin to fight _me_?" said Bud.
+
+"Not unless you make me."
+
+"Why I could chaw you all up."
+
+"I know that."
+
+"Well, you're the grittiest feller I ever did see, and ef you'd jest kep
+off of my ground I wouldn't a touched you. But I a'n't a-goin' to be cut
+out by no feller a livin' 'thout thrashin' him in an inch of his life.
+You see I wanted to git out of this Flat Crick way. We're a low-lived
+set here in Flat Crick. And I says to myself, I'll try to be somethin'
+more nor Pete Jones, and dad, and these other triflin', good-fer-nothin'
+ones 'bout here. And when you come I says, There's one as'll help me.
+And what do you do with yor book-larnin' and town manners but start
+right out to git away the gal that I'd picked out, when I'd picked her
+out kase I thought, not bein' Flat Crick born herself, she might help a
+feller to do better! Now I won't let nobody cut me out without givin'
+'em the best thrashin' it's in these 'ere arms to give."
+
+"But I haven't tried to cut you out."
+
+"You can't fool _me_."
+
+"Bud, listen to me, and then thrash me if you will. I went with that
+girl once. When I found you had some claims, I gave her up. Not because
+I was afraid of you, for I would rather have taken the worst thrashing
+you can give me than give her up. But I haven't spoken to her since the
+night of the first spelling-school."
+
+"You lie!" said Bud, doubling his fists.
+
+Ralph grew red.
+
+"You was a-waitin' on her last Sunday right afore my eyes, and a-tryin'
+to ketch my attention too. So when you're ready say so."
+
+"Bud, there is some misunderstanding." Hartsook spoke slowly and felt
+bewildered. "I tell you that I did not speak to Hannah last Sunday, and
+you know I didn't."
+
+"Hanner!" Bud's eyes grew large. "Hanner!" Here he gasped for breath,
+and looked around, "Hanner!" He couldn't get any further than the name
+at first. "Why, plague take it, who said Hanner?"
+
+"Mirandy said you were courting Hannah," said Ralph, feeling round in a
+vague way to get his ideas together.
+
+"Mirandy! Thunder! You believed Mirandy! Well! Now, looky here, Mr.
+Hartsook, ef you was to say that my sister lied, I'd lick you till yer
+hide wouldn't hold shucks. But _I_ say, a-twix you and me and the
+gate-post, don't you never believe nothing that Mirandy Means says. Her
+and marm has set theirselves like fools to git you. Hanner! Well, she's
+a mighty nice gal, but you're welcome to _her_. I never tuck no shine
+that air way. But I was out of school last Thursday and Friday
+a-shucking corn to take to mill a-Saturday. And when I come past the
+Squire's and seed you talking to a gal as is a gal, you know"--here Bud
+hesitated and looked foolish--"I felt hoppin' mad."
+
+Bud put on his coat.
+
+Ralph put on his coat.
+
+Then they shook hands and Bud went out. Ralph sat looking into the fire.
+There was no conscientious difficulty now in the way of his claiming
+Hannah. The dry forestick lying on the rude stone andirons burst into a
+blaze. The smoldering hope In the heart of Ralph Hartsook did the same.
+He could have Hannah If he could win her. But there came slowly back the
+recollection of his lost standing in Flat Creek. There was
+circumstantial evidence against him. It was evident that Hannah believed
+something of this. What other stones Small might have put in circulation
+he did not know. Would Small try to win Hannah's love to throw it away
+again, as he had done with others? At least he would not spare any pains
+to turn the heart of the bound girl against Ralph.
+
+The bright flame on the forestick, which Ralph had been watching,
+flickered and burned low.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+THE CHURCH OF THE BEST LICKS.
+
+
+Just as the flame on the forestick, which Ralph had watched so
+intensely, flickered and burned low, and just as Ralph with a heavy but
+not quite hopeless heart rose to leave, the latch lifted and Bud
+re-entered.
+
+"I wanted to say something," he stammered, "but you know it's hard to
+say it. I ha'n't no book-larnin to speak of, and some things is hard to
+say when a man ha'n't got book-words to say 'em with. And they's some
+things a man can't hardly ever say anyhow to anybody."
+
+Here Bud stopped. But Ralph spoke in such a matter-of-course way in
+reply that he felt encouraged to go on.
+
+"You gin up Hanner kase you thought she belonged to me. That's more'n
+I'd a done by a long shot. Now, arter I left here jest now, I says to
+myself, a man what can gin up his gal on account of sech a feeling fer
+the rights of a Flat Cricker like me, why, dog-on it, says I, sech a man
+is the man as can help me do better. I don't know whether you're a
+Hardshell or a Saftshell, or a Methodist, or a Campbellite, or a New
+Light, or a United Brother, or a Millerite, or what-not. But I says, the
+man what can do the clean thing by a ugly feller like me, and stick to
+it, when I was jest ready to eat him up, is a kind of a man to tie to."
+
+Here Bud stopped in fright at his own volubility, for he had run his
+words off like a piece learned by heart, as though afraid that if he
+stopped he would not have courage to go on.
+
+Ralph said that he did not belong to any church, and he was afraid he
+couldn't do Bud much good. But his tone was full of sympathy, and, what
+is better than sympathy, a yearning for sympathy.
+
+"You see," said Bud, "I wanted to git out of this low-lived, Flat Crick
+way of livin'. We're a hard set down here, Mr. Hartsook. And I'm gittin'
+to be one of the hardest of 'em. But I never could git no good out of
+Bosaw with his whisky and meanness. And I went to the Mount Tabor church
+concert. I heard a man discussin' baptism, and regeneration, and so on.
+That didn't seem no cure for me, I went to a revival over at Clifty.
+Well, 'twarn't no use. First night they was a man that spoke about Jesus
+Christ in sech a way that I wanted to foller him everywhere. But I
+didn't feel fit. Next night I come back with my mind made up that I'd
+try Jesus Christ, and see ef he'd have me. But laws! they was a big man
+that night that preached hell. Not that I don't believe they's a hell.
+They's plenty not a thousand miles away as deserves it, and I don't know
+as I'm too good for it myself. But he pitched it at us, and stuck it in
+our faces in sech a way that I got mad. And I says, Well, ef God sends
+me to hell he can't make me holler 'nough nohow. You see my dander was
+up. And when my dander's up, I wouldn't gin up fer the devil his-self.
+The preacher was so insultin' with his way of doin' it. He seemed to be
+kind of glad that we was to be damned, and he preached somethin' like
+some folks swears. It didn't sound a bit like the Christ the little man
+preached about the night afore. So what does me and a lot of fellers do
+but slip out and cut off the big preacher's stirrups, and hang 'em on to
+the rider of the fence, and then set his hoss loose! And from that day,
+sometimes I did, and sometimes I didn't, want to be better. And to-day
+it seemed to me that you must know somethin' as would help me."
+
+Nothing is worse than a religious experience kept ready to be exposed to
+the gaze of everybody, whether the time is appropriate or not. But never
+was a religious experience more appropriate than the account which
+Ralph gave to Bud of his Struggle in the Dark. The confession of his
+weakness and wicked selfishness was a great comfort to Bud.
+
+"Do you think that Jesus Christ would--would--well, do you think he'd
+help a poor, unlarnt Flat Cricker like me?"
+
+"I think he was a sort of a Flat Creeker himself," said Ralph, slowly
+and very earnestly.
+
+"You don't say?" said Bud, almost getting off his seat.
+
+"Why, you see the town he lived in was a rough place. It was called
+Nazareth, which meant 'Bush-town.'"
+
+"You don't say?"
+
+"And he was called a Nazarene, which was about the same as
+'backwoodsman.'"
+
+And Ralph read the different passages which he had studied at
+Sunday-school, illustrating the condescension of Jesus, the stories of
+the publicans, the harlots, the poor, who came to him. And he read about
+Nathanael, who lived only six miles away, saying, 'Can any good thing
+come out of Nazareth?'"
+
+"Jus' what Clifty folks says about Flat Crick," broke in Bud.
+
+"Do you think I could begin without being baptized?" he added
+presently.
+
+"Why not? Let's begin now to do the best we can, by his help."
+
+"You mean, then, that I'm to begin now to put in my best licks for Jesus
+Christ, and that he'll help me?"
+
+This shocked Ralph's veneration a little. But it was the sincere
+utterance of an earnest soul. It may not have been an orthodox start,
+but it was the one start for Bud. And there be those who have repeated
+with the finest aesthetic appreciation the old English liturgies who have
+never known religious aspiration so sincere as that of this ignorant
+young Hercules, whose best confession was that he meant hereafter "to
+put in his best licks for Jesus Christ." And there be those who can
+define repentance and faith to the turning of a hair who never made so
+genuine a start for the kingdom of Heaven as Bud Means did.
+
+Ralph said yes, that he thought that was just it. At least, he guessed
+if there was something more, the man that was putting in his best licks
+would be sure to find it out.
+
+"Do you think he'd help a feller? Seems to me it would be number one to
+have God help you. Not to help you fight other folks, but to help you
+when it comes to fighting the devil inside. But you see I don't belong
+to no church"
+
+"Well, let's you and me have one right off. Two people that help one
+another to serve God make a church."
+
+I am afraid this ecclesiastical theory will not be considered orthodox.
+It was Ralph's, and I write it down at the risk of bringing him into
+condemnation.
+
+But other people before the days of Bud and Ralph have discussed church
+organization when they should have been doing Christian work. For both
+of them had forgotten the danger that hung over the old basket-maker,
+until Shocky burst into the school-house, weeping. Indeed, the poor,
+nervous little frame was ready to go into convulsions.
+
+"Miss Hawkins--"
+
+Bud started at mention of the name.
+
+"Miss Hawkins has just been over to say that a crowd is going to tar and
+feather Mr. Pearson to-night. And--" here Shocky wept again. "And he
+won't run, but he's took up the old flintlock, and he'll die in his
+tracks."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+THE CHURCH MILITANT.
+
+
+Bud was doubly enlisted on the side of John Pearson, the basket-maker.
+In the first place, he knew that this persecution of the unpopular old
+man was only a blind to save somebody else; that they were thieves who
+cried, "Stop thief!" And he felt consequently that this was a chance to
+put his newly-formed resolutions into practice. The Old Testament
+religious life, which consists in fighting the Lord's enemies, suited
+Bud's temper and education. It might lead to something better. It was
+the best possible to him, now. But I am afraid I shall have to
+acknowledge that there was a second motive that moved Bud to this
+championship. The good heart of Martha Hawkins having espoused the cause
+of the basket-maker, the heart of Bud Means could not help feeling
+warmly on the same side. Blessed is that man in whose life the driving
+of duty and the drawing of love impel the same way! But why speak of the
+driving of duty? For already Bud was learning the better lesson of
+serving God for the love of God.
+
+The old basket-maker was the most unpopular man in Flat Creek district.
+He had two great vices. He would go to Clifty and have a "spree" once in
+three months. And he would tell the truth in a most unscrupulous manner.
+A man given to plain speaking was quite as objectionable in Flat Creek
+as he would have been in France under the Empire, the Commune, or the
+Republic, and almost as objectionable as he would be in any refined
+community in America. People who live in glass houses have a horror of
+people who throw stones. And the old basket-maker, having no friends,
+was a good scape-goat. In driving him off, Pete Jones would get rid of a
+dangerous neighbor and divert attention from himself. The immediate
+crime of the basket-maker was that he had happened to see too much.
+
+"Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, when they got out into the road, "you'd better
+go straight home to the Squire's. Bekase ef this lightnin' strikes a
+second time it'll strike awful closte to you. You hadn't better be seen
+with us. Which way did you come, Shocky?"
+
+"Why, I tried to come down the holler, but I met Jones right by the big
+road, and he sweared at me and said he'd kill me ef I didn't go back and
+stay. And so I went back to the house and then slipped out through the
+graveyard. You see I was bound to come ef I got skinned. For Mr.
+Pearson's, stuck to me and I mean to stick to him, you see."
+
+Bud led Shocky through the graveyard. But when they reached the forest
+path from the graveyard he thought that perhaps it was not best to "show
+his hand," as he expressed it, too soon.
+
+"Now, Shocky," he said, "do you run ahead and tell the ole man that I
+want to see him right off down by the Spring-in-rock. I'll keep closte
+behind you, and ef anybody offers to trouble you, do you let off a yell
+and I'll be thar in no time."
+
+When Ralph left the school-house he felt mean. There were Bud and Shocky
+gone on an errand of mercy, and he, the truant member of the Church of
+the Best Licks, was not with them. The more he thought of it the more he
+seemed to be a coward, and the more he despised himself; so, yielding as
+usual to the first brave impulse, he leaped nimbly over the fence and
+started briskly through the forest in a direction intersecting the path
+on which were Bud and Shocky. He came in sight just in time to see the
+first conflict of the Church in the Wilderness with her foes.
+
+For Shocky's little feet went more swiftly on their eager errand than
+Bud had anticipated. He got farther out of Bud's reach than the latter
+intended he should, and he did not discover Pete Jones until Pete, with
+his hog-drover's whip, was right upon him.
+
+Shocky tried to halloo for Bud, but he was like one in a nightmare. The
+yell died into a whisper which could not have been heard ten feet.
+
+I shall not repeat Mr. Jones's words. They were frightfully profane. But
+he did not stop at words. He swept his whip round and gave little Shocky
+one terrible cut. Then the voice was released, and the piercing cry of
+pain brought Bud down the path flying.
+
+"You good-for-nothing scoundrel," growled Bud, "you're a coward and a
+thief to be a-beatin' a little creetur like him!" and with that Bud
+walked up on Jones, who prudently changed position in such a way as to
+get the upper side of the hill.
+
+"Well, I'll gin you the upper side, but come on," cried Bud, "ef you
+a'n't afeared to fight somebody besides a poor little sickly baby or a
+crippled soldier. Come on!"
+
+[Illustration: Bud Means comes to the rescue of Shocky.]
+
+Pete was no insignificant antagonist. He had been a great fighter, and
+his well-seasoned arms were like iron. He had not the splendid set of
+Bud, but he had more skill and experience in the rude tournament of
+fists to which the backwoods is so much given. Now, being out of sight
+of witnesses and sure that he could lie about the fight afterward, he
+did not scruple to take advantages which would have disgraced him
+forever if he had taken them in a public fight on election day or at a
+muster. He took the uphill side, and he clubbed his whip-stalk, striking
+Bud with all his force with the heavy end, which, coward-like, he had
+loaded with lead. Bud threw up his strong left arm and parried the blow,
+which, however, was so fierce that it fractured one of the bones of the
+arm. Throwing away his whip Pete rushed upon Bud furiously, intending to
+overpower him, but Bud slipped quickly to one side and let Jones pass
+down the hill, and as Jones came up again Means dealt him one crushing
+blow that sent him full length upon the ground. Nothing but the leaves
+saved him from a most terrible fall. Jones sprang to his feet more angry
+than ever at being whipped by one whom he regarded as a boy, and drew a
+long dirk-knife. But he was blind with rage, and Bud dodged the knife,
+and this time gave Pete a blow on the nose which marred the homeliness
+of that feature and doubled the fellow up against a tree ten feet away.
+
+Ralph came in sight in time to see the beginning of the fight, and he
+arrived on the ground just as Pete Jones went down under the well-dealt
+blow from the only remaining fist of Bud Means.
+
+While Ralph examined Bud's disabled left arm Pete picked himself up
+slowly, and, muttering that he felt "consid'able shuck up like," crawled
+away like a whipped puppy. To every one whom he met, Pete, whose
+intellect seemed to have weakened in sympathy with his frame, remarked
+feebly that he was consid'able shuck up like, and vouchsafed no other
+explanation. Even to his wife he only said that he felt purty
+consid'able shuck up like, and that the boys would have to get on
+to-night without him. There are some scoundrels whose very malignity is
+shaken out of them for the time being by a thorough drubbing.
+
+"I'm afraid you're going to have trouble with your arm, Bud," said Ralph
+tenderly.
+
+"Never mind; I put in my best licks fer _Him_ that air time, Mr.
+Hartsook." Ralph shivered a little at thought of this, but if it was
+right to knock Jones down at all, why might not Bud do it "heartily as
+unto the Lord?"
+
+Gideon did not feel any more honest pleasure in chastising the
+Midianites than did Bud in sending Pete Jones away purty consid'able
+shuck up like.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+A COUNCIL OF WAR.
+
+
+Shocky, whose feet had flown as soon as he saw the final fall of Pete
+Jones, told the whole story to the wondering and admiring ears of Miss
+Hawkins, who unhappily could not remember anything at the East just like
+it; to the frightened ears of the rheumatic old lady who felt sure her
+ole man's talk and stubbornness would be the ruin of him, and to the
+indignant ears of the old soldier who was hobbling up and down,
+sentinel-wise, in front of his cabin, standing guard over himself.
+
+"No, I won't leave," he said to Ralph and Bud. "You see I jest won't.
+What would Gin'ral Winfield Scott say ef he knew that one of them as fit
+at Lundy's Lane backed out, retreated, run fer fear of a passel of
+thieves? No, sir; me and the old flintlock will live and die together.
+I'll put a thunderin' charge of buckshot into the first one of them
+scoundrels as comes up the holler. It'll be another Lundy's Lane. And
+you, Mr. Hartsook, may send Scott word that ole Pearson, as fit at
+Lundy's Lane under him, died a-fightin' thieves on Rocky Branch, in
+Hoopole Kyounty, State of Injeanny."
+
+And the old man hobbled faster and faster, taxing his wooden leg to the
+very utmost, as if his victory depended on the vehemence with which he
+walked his beat.
+
+Mrs. Pearson sat wringing her hands and looking appealingly at Martha
+Hawkins, who stood in the door, in despair, looking appealingly at Bud.
+Bud was stupefied by the old man's stubbornness and his own pain, and in
+his turn appealed mutely to the master, in whose resources he had
+boundless confidence. Ralph, seeing that all depended on him, was taxing
+his wits to think of some way to get round Pearson's stubbornness.
+Shocky hung to the old man's coat and pulled away at him with many
+entreating words, but the venerable, bare-headed sentinel strode up and
+down furiously, with his flintlock on his shoulder and his basket-knife
+in his belt.
+
+Just at this point somebody could be seen indistinctly through the
+bushes coming up the hollow.
+
+"Halt!" cried the old hero. "Who goes there?"
+
+"It's me, Mr. Pearson. Don't shoot me, please."
+
+It was the voice of Hannah Thomson. Hearing that the whole neighborhood
+was rising against the benefactor of Shocky and of her family, she had
+slipped away from the eyes of her mistress, and run with breathless
+haste to give warning in the cabin on Rocky Branch. Seeing Ralph, she
+blushed, and went into the cabin.
+
+"Well," said Ralph, "the enemy is not coming yet. Let us hold a council
+of war."
+
+This thought came to Ralph like an inspiration. It pleased the old man's
+whim, and he sat down on the door-step.
+
+"Now, I suppose," said Ralph, "that General Winfield Scott always looked
+into things a little before he went into a fight. Didn't he?"
+
+"_To_ be sure," assented the old man.
+
+"Well," said Ralph. "What is the condition of the enemy? I suppose the
+whole neighborhood's against us."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man. The rest were silent, but all felt the
+statement to be about true.
+
+"Next," said Ralph, "I suppose General Winfield Scott would always
+inquire into the condition of his own troops. Now let us see. Captain
+Pearson has Bud, who is the right wing, badly crippled by having his arm
+broken in the first battle." (Miss Hawkins looked pale.)
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man.
+
+"And I am the left wing, pretty good at giving advice, but very slender
+in a fight."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man.
+
+"And Shocky and Miss Martha and Hannah good aids, but nothing in a
+battle."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the basket-maker, a little doubtfully.
+
+"Now let's look at the arms and accouterments, I think you call them.
+Well, this old musket has been loaded--"
+
+"This ten year," said the old lady.
+
+"And the lock is so rusty that you could not cock it when you wanted to
+take aim at Hannah."
+
+The old man looked foolish, and muttered "_To_ be sure."
+
+"And there isn't another round of ammunition in the house."
+
+The old man was silent.
+
+"Now let us look at the incumbrances. Here's the old lady and Shocky. If
+you fight, the enemy will be pleased. It will give them a chance to kill
+you. And then the old lady will die and they will do with Shocky as they
+please."
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man reflectively.
+
+"Now," said Ralph, "General Winfield Scott, under such circumstances,
+would retreat in good order. Then, when he could muster his forces
+rightly, he would drive the enemy from his ground."
+
+"To be sure," said the old man. "What ort I to do?"
+
+"Have you any friends?"
+
+"Well, yes; ther's my brother over in Jackson Kyounty. I mout go there."
+
+"Well," said Bud, "do you just go down to Spring-in-rock and stay there.
+Them folks won't be here tell midnight. I'll come fer you at nine with
+my roan colt, and I'll set you down over on the big road on Buckeye Run.
+Then you can git on the mail-wagon that passes there about five o'clock
+in the mornin', and go over to Jackson County and keep shady till we
+want you to face the enemy and to swear agin some folks. And then well
+send fer you."
+
+"To be sure," said the old man in a broken voice. "I reckon General
+Winfield Scott wouldn't disapprove of such a maneuver as that thar."
+
+Miss Martha beamed on Bud to his evident delight, for he carried his
+painful arm part of the way home with her. Ralph noticed that Hannah
+looked at _him_ with a look full of contending emotions. He read
+admiration, gratitude, and doubt in the expression of her face, as she
+turned toward home.
+
+"Well, good-by, ole woman," said Pearson, as he took up his little
+handkerchief full of things and started for his hiding-place; "good-by.
+I didn't never think I'd desart you, and ef the old flintlock hadn't a
+been rusty, I'd a staid and died right here by the ole cabin. But I
+reckon 'ta'n't best to be brash[22]." And Shocky looked after him, as he
+hobbled away over the stones, more than ever convinced that God had
+forgotten all about things on Flat Creek. He gravely expressed his
+opinion to the master the next day.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 22: The elaborate etymological treatment of this word in its
+various forms in our best dictionary is a fine illustration of the fact
+that something more than scholarship is needed for penetrating the
+mysteries of current folk-speech. _Brash_--often _bresh_--in the sense
+of refuse boughs of trees, is only another form of _brush_; the two are
+used as one word by the people. _Brash_ in the sense of brittle has no
+conscious connection with the noun in popular usage, but it is accounted
+by the people the same word as _brash_ in the sense of rash or
+impetuous. The suggestion in the Century Dictionary that the words
+spelled _brash_ are of modern formation violates the soundest canon of
+antiquarian research, which is that a word phrase or custom widely
+diffused among plain or rustic people is of necessity of ancient origin.
+Now _brash_, the adjective, exists in both senses in two or three of the
+most widely separated dialects of the United States, and hence must have
+come from England. Indeed, it appears in Wright's Dictionary of
+Provincial English in precisely the sense it has in the text.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+ODDS AND ENDS.
+
+
+The Spring-in-rock, or, as it was sometimes, by a curious perversion,
+called, the "rock-in-spring," was a spring running out of a cave-like
+fissure in a high limestone cliff. Here the old man sheltered himself on
+that dreary Christmas evening, until Bud brought his roan colt to the
+top of the cliff above, and he and Ralph helped the old man up the cliff
+and into the saddle. Ralph went back to bed, but Bud, who was only too
+eager to put in his best licks, walked by the side of old John Pearson
+the six miles over to Buckeye Run, and at last, after eleven o'clock, he
+deposited him in a hollow sycamore by the road, there to wait the coming
+of the mail-wagon that would carry him into Jackson County.
+
+"Good-by," said the basket-maker, as Bud mounted the colt to return. "Ef
+I'm wanted jest send me word, and I'll make a forrard movement any time.
+I don't like this 'ere thing of running off in the night-time. But I
+reckon General Winfield Scott would a ordered a retreat ef he'd a been
+in my shoes. I'm lots obleeged to you. Akordin' to my tell, we're all
+of us selfish in everything; but I'll be dog-on'd ef I don't believe you
+and one or two more is exceptions."
+
+Whether it was that the fact that Pete Jones had got consid'able shuck
+up demoralized his followers, or whether it was that the old man's
+flight was suspected, the mob did not turn out in very great force, and
+the tarring was postponed indefinitely, for by the time they came
+together it became known somehow that the man with a wooden leg had
+outrun them all. But the escape of one devoted victim did not mollify
+the feelings of the people toward the next one.
+
+By the time Bud returned his arm was very painful, and the next day he
+went under Dr. Small's treatment to reduce the fracture. Whatever
+suspicions Bud might have of Pete Jones, he was not afflicted with
+Ralph's dread of the silent young doctor. And if there was anything
+Small admired it was physical strength and courage. Small wanted Bud on
+his side, and least of all did he want him to be Ralph's champion. So
+that the silent, cool, and skillful doctor went to work to make an
+impression on Bud Means.
+
+Other influences were at work upon him also. Mrs. Means volleyed and
+thundered in her usual style about his "takin' up with a one-legged
+thief, and runnin' arter that master that was a mighty suspicious kind
+of a customer, akordin' to her tell. She'd allers said so. Ef she'd a
+been consulted he wouldn't a been hired. He warn't fit company fer
+nobody."
+
+And old Jack Means 'lowed Bud must want to have _their_ barns burnt like
+some other folkses had been. Fer his part, he had sense enough to know
+they was some people as it wouldn't do to set a body's self agin. And as
+fer him, he didn't butt his brains out agin a buckeye-tree. Not when he
+was sober. And so they managed, during Bud's confinement to the house,
+to keep him well supplied with all the ordinary discomforts of life.
+
+But one visit from Martha Hawkins, ten words of kindly inquiry from her,
+and the remark that his broken arm reminded her of something she had
+seen at the East and something somebody said the time she was to
+Bosting, were enough to repay the champion a thousand fold for all that
+he suffered. Indeed, that visit, and the recollection of Ralph's saying
+that Jesus Christ was a sort of a Flat Creeker himself, were manna in
+the wilderness to Bud.
+
+Poor Shocky was sick. The excitement had been too much for him, and
+though his fever was very slight it was enough to produce just a little
+delirium. Either Ralph or Miss Martha was generally at the cabin.
+
+"They're coming," said Shocky to Ralph, "they're coming. Pete Jones is
+a-going to bind me out for a hundred years. I wish Hanner would hold me
+so's he couldn't. God's forgot all about us here in Flat Creek, and
+there's nobody to help it."
+
+And he shivered at every sudden sound. He was never free from this
+delirious fright except when the master held him tight in his arms. He
+staggered around the floor, the very shadow of Shocky, and was so
+terrified by the approach of darkness that Ralph staid in the cabin on
+Wednesday night and Miss Hawkins staid on Thursday night. On Friday, Bud
+sent a note to Ralph, askin him to come and see him.
+
+"You see, Mr. Hartsook, I ha'n't forgot what was said about puttin' in
+our best licks for Jesus Christ. I've been a-trying to read some about
+him while I set here. And I read where he said somethin about doing fer
+the least of his brethren being as the same like as if it was done fer
+Jesus Christ his-self. Now there's Shocky. I reckon, p'r'aps, as anybody
+is a little brother of Jesus Christ, it is that Shocky. Pete Jones and
+his brother Bill is determined to have him back there to-morry. Bekase
+you see, Pete's one of the County Commissioners and to-morry's the day
+that they bind out. He wants to bind out that boy jes' to spite ole
+Pearson and you and me. You see, the ole woman's been helped by the
+neighbors, and he'll claim Shocky to be a pauper, and they a'n't no
+human soul here as dares to do a thing con_tra_ry to Pete. Couldn't you
+git him over to Lewisburg? I'll lend you my roan colt."
+
+Ralph thought a minute. He dared not take Shocky to the uncle's where he
+found his only home. But there was Miss Nancy Sawyer, the old maid who
+was everybody's blessing. He could ask her to keep him. And, at any
+rate, he would save Shocky somehow.
+
+As he went out in the dusk, he met Hannah in the lane.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+FACE TO FACE.
+
+
+In the lane, in the dark, under the shadow of the barn, Ralph met Hannah
+carrying her bucket of milk (they have no pails in Indiana)[23]. He
+could see only the white foam on the milk, and Hannah's white face.
+Perhaps it was well that he could not see how white Hannah's face was at
+that moment when a sudden trembling made her set down the heavy bucket.
+At first neither spoke. The recollection of all the joy of that walk
+together in the night came upon them both. And a great sense of loss
+made the night seem supernaturally dark to Ralph. Nor was it any lighter
+in the hopeless heart of the bound girl. The presence of Ralph did not
+now, as before, make the darkness of her life light.
+
+"Hannah--" said Ralph presently, and stopped. For he could not finish
+the sentence. With a rush there came upon him a consciousness of the
+suspicions that filled Hannah's mind. And with it there came a feeling
+of guilt. He saw himself from her stand-point, and felt a remorse almost
+as keen as it could have been had he been a criminal. And this sudden
+and morbid sense of his guilt as it appeared to Hannah paralyzed him.
+But when Hannah lifted her bucket with her hand, and the world with her
+heavy heart, and essayed to pass him, Ralph rallied and said:
+
+"_You_ don't believe all these lies that are told about me."
+
+"I don't believe anything, Mr. Hartsook; that is, I don't want to
+believe anything against you. And I wouldn't mind anything they say if
+it wasn't for two things"--here she stammered and looked down.
+
+"If it wasn't for what?" said Ralph with a spice of indignant denial in
+his voice.
+
+Hannah hesitated, but Ralph pressed the question with eagerness.
+
+"I saw you cross that blue-grass pasture the night--the night that you
+walked home with me." She would have said the night of the robbery, but
+her heart smote her, and she adopted the more kindly form of the
+sentence.
+
+Ralph would have explained, but how?
+
+"I did cross the pasture," he began, "but--"
+
+Just here it occurred to Ralph that there was no reason for his night
+excursion across the pasture. Hannah again took up her bucket, but he
+said:
+
+"Tell me what else you have against me."
+
+"I haven't anything against you. Only I am poor and friendless, and you
+oughtn't to make my life any heavier. They say that you have paid
+attention to a great many girls. I don't know why you should want to
+trifle with me."
+
+Ralph answered her this time. He spoke low. He spoke as though he were
+speaking to God. "If any man says that I ever trifled with any woman, he
+lies. I have never loved but one, and you know who that is. And God
+knows."
+
+"I don't know what to say, Mr. Hartsook." Hannah's voice was broken.
+These solemn words of love were like a river in the desert, and she was
+like a wanderer dying of thirst. "I don't know, Mr. Hartsook. If I was
+alone, it wouldn't matter. But I've got my blind mother and my poor
+Shocky to look after. And I don't want to make mistakes. And the world
+is so full of lies I don't know what to believe. Somehow I can't help
+believing what you say. You seem to speak so true. But--"
+
+"But what?" said Ralph.
+
+"But you know how I saw you just as kind to Martha Hawkins on Sunday
+as--as--"
+
+"Han--ner!" It was the melodious voice of the angry Mrs. Means, and
+Hannah lifted her pail and disappeared.
+
+Standing in the shadow of his own despair, Ralph felt how dark a night
+could be when it had no promise of morning.
+
+And Dr. Small, who had been stabling his horse just inside the barn,
+came out and moved quietly into the house just as though he had not
+listened intently to every word of the conversation.
+
+As Ralph walked away he tried to comfort himself by calling to his aid
+the bulldog in his character. But somehow it did not do him any good.
+For what is a bulldog but a stoic philosopher? Stoicism has its value,
+but Ralph had come to a place where stoicism was of no account. The
+memory of the Helper, of his sorrow, his brave and victorious endurance,
+came when stoicism failed. Happiness might go out of life, but in the
+light of Christ's life happiness seemed but a small element anyhow. The
+love of woman might be denied him, but there still remained what was
+infinitely more precious and holy, the love of God. There still remained
+the possibility of heroic living. Working, suffering, and enduring still
+remained. And he who can work for God and endure for God, surely has
+yet the best of life left. And, like the knights who could find the Holy
+Grail only in losing themselves, Hartsook, in throwing his happiness out
+of the count, found the purest happiness, a sense of the victory of the
+soul over the tribulations of life. The man who knows this victory
+scarcely needs the encouragement of the hope of future happiness. There
+is a real heaven in bravely lifting the load of one's own sorrow and
+work.
+
+And it was a good thing for Ralph that the danger hanging over Shocky
+made immediate action necessary.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 23: The total absence of the word _pail_ not only from the
+dialect, but even from cultivated speech in the Southern and Border
+States until very recently, is a fact I leave to be explained on further
+investigation. The word is an old one and a good one, but I fancy that
+its use in England could not have been generally diffused in the
+seventeenth century. So a Hoosier or a Kentuckian never _pared_ an
+apple, but _peeled_ it. Much light might be thrown on the origin and
+history of our dialects by investigating their deficiencies.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+GOD REMEMBERS SHOCKY.
+
+
+At four o'clock the next morning, in the midst of a driving snow, Ralph
+went timidly up the lane toward the homely castle of the Meanses. He
+went timidly, for he was afraid of Bull. But he found Bud waiting for
+him, with the roan colt bridled and saddled. The roan colt was really a
+large three-year-old, full of the finest sort of animal life, and
+having, as Bud declared, "a mighty sight of hoss sense fer his age." He
+seemed to understand at once that there was something extraordinary on
+hand when he was brought out of his comfortable quarters at four in the
+morning in the midst of a snow-storm. Bud was sure that the roan colt
+felt his responsibility.
+
+In the days that followed, Ralph often had occasion to remember this
+interview with Bud, who had risked much in bringing his fractured arm
+out into the cold, damp air. Jonathan never clave to David more
+earnestly than did Bud this December morning to Ralph.
+
+"You see, Mr. Hartsook," said Bud, "I wish I was well myself. It's hard
+to set still. But it's a-doing me a heap of good. I'm like a boy at
+school. And I'm a-findin' out that doing one's best licks fer others
+ain't all they is of it, though it's a good part. I feel like as if I
+must git Him, you know, to do lots for me. They's always some sums too
+hard fer a feller, and he has to ax the master to do 'em, you know. But
+see, the roan's a-stomping round. He wants to be off. Do you know I
+think that hoss knows something's up? I think he puts in his best licks
+fer me a good deal better than I do fer Him."
+
+Ralph pressed Bud's right hand. Bud rubbed his face against the colt's
+nose and said: "Put in your best licks, old fellow." And the colt
+whinnied. How a horse must want to speak! For Bud was right. Men are
+gods to horses, and they serve their deities with a faithfulness that
+shames us.
+
+Then Ralph sprang into the saddle, and the roan, as if wishing to show
+Bud his willingness, broke into a swinging gallop, and was soon lost to
+the sight of his master in the darkness and the snow. When Bud could no
+more hear the sound of the roan's footsteps he returned to the house, to
+lie awake picturing to himself the journey of Ralph with Shocky and the
+roan colt. It was a great comfort to Bud that the roan, which was almost
+a part of himself, represented him in this ride. And he knew the roan
+well enough to feel sure that he would do credit to his master. "He'll
+put in his best licks," Bud whispered to himself many a time before
+daybreak.
+
+The ground was but little frozen, and the snow made the roads more
+slippery than ever. But the rough-shod roan handled his feet dexterously
+and with a playful and somewhat self-righteous air, as though he said:
+"Didn't I do it handsomely that time?" Down slippery hills, through deep
+mud-holes covered with a slender film of ice he trod with perfect
+assurance. And then up over the rough stones of Rocky Hollow, where
+there was no road at all, he picked his way through the darkness and
+snow. Ralph could not tell where he was at last, but gave the reins to
+the roan, who did his duty bravely, and not without a little flourish,
+to show that he had yet plenty of spare power.
+
+A feeble candle-ray, making the dense snow-fall visible, marked for
+Ralph the site of the basket-maker's cabin. Miss Martha had been
+admitted to the secret, and had joined in the conspiracy heartily,
+without being able to recall anything of the kind having occurred at the
+East, and not remembering having seen or heard of anything of the sort
+the time she was to Bosting. She had Shocky all ready, having used some
+of her own capes and shawls to make him warm.
+
+Miss Martha came out to meet Ralph when she heard the feet of the roan
+before the door.
+
+"O Mr. Hartsook! is that you? What a storm. This is jest the way it
+snows at the East. Shocky's all ready. He didn't know a thing about it
+tell I waked him this morning. Ever since that he's been saying that God
+hasn't forgot, after all. It's made me cry more'n once." And Shocky
+kissed Mrs. Pearson, and told her that when he got away from Flat Creek
+he'd tell God all about it, and God would bring Mr. Pearson back again.
+And then Martha Hawkins lifted the frail little form, bundled in shawls,
+in her arms, and brought him out into the storm; and before she handed
+him up he embraced her, and said: "O Miss Hawkins! God ha'n't forgot me,
+after all. Tell Hanner that He ha'n't forgot. I'm going to ask him to
+git her away from Means's and mother out of the poor-house. I'll ask him
+just as soon as I get to Lewisburg."
+
+Ralph lifted the trembling form into his arms, and the little fellow
+only looked up in the face of the master and said: "You see, Mr.
+Hartsook, I thought God had forgot. But he ha'n't."
+
+And the words of the little boy comforted the master also. God had not
+forgotten him, either!
+
+From the moment that Ralph took Shocky into his arms, the conduct of the
+roan colt underwent an entire revolution. Before that he had gone over a
+bad place with a rush, as though he were ambitious of distinguishing
+himself by his brilliant execution. Now he trod none the less surely,
+but he trod tenderly. The neck was no longer arched. He set himself to
+his work as steadily as though he were twenty years old. For miles he
+traveled on in a long, swinging walk, putting his feet down carefully
+and firmly. And Ralph found the spirit of the colt entering into
+himself. He cut the snow-storm with his face, and felt a sense of
+triumph over all his difficulties. The bulldog's jaws had been his
+teacher, and now the steady, strong, and conscientious legs of the roan
+inspired him.
+
+Shocky had not spoken. He lay listening to the pattering music of the
+horse's feet, doubtless framing the footsteps of the roan colt into an
+anthem of praise to the God who had not forgot. But as the dawn came on,
+making the snow whiter, he raised himself and said half-aloud, as he
+watched the flakes chasing one another in whirling eddies, that the snow
+seemed to be having a good time of it. Then he leaned down again on the
+master's bosom, full of a still joy, and only roused himself from his
+happy reverie to ask what that big, ugly-looking house was.
+
+"See, Mr. Hartsook, how big it is, and how little and ugly the windows
+is! And the boards is peeling off all over it, and the hogs is right in
+the front yard. It don't look just like a house. It looks dreadful. What
+is it?"
+
+Ralph had dreaded this question. He did not answer it, but asked Shocky
+to change his position a little, and then he quickened the pace of the
+horse. But Shocky was a poet, and a poet understands silence more
+quickly than he does speech. The little fellow shivered as the truth
+came to him.
+
+"Is that the poor-house?" he said, catching his breath. "Is my mother in
+that place? _Won't_ you take me in there, so as I can just kiss her
+once? 'Cause she can't see much, you know. And one kiss from me will
+make her feel so good. And I'll tell her that God ha'n't forgot." He had
+raised up and caught hold of Ralph's coat.
+
+Ralph had great difficulty in quieting him. He told him that if he went
+in there Bill Jones might claim that he was a runaway and belonged
+there. And poor Shocky only shivered and said he was cold. A minute
+later, Ralph found that he was shaking with a chill, and a horrible
+dread came over him. What if Shocky should die? It was only a minute's
+work to get down, take the warm horse-blanket from under the saddle, and
+wrap it about the boy, then to strip off his own overcoat and add that
+to it. It was now daylight, and finding, after he had mounted, that
+Shocky continued to shiver, he put the roan to his best speed for the
+rest of the way, trotting up and down the slippery hills, and galloping
+away on the level ground. How bravely the roan laid himself to his work,
+making the fence-corners fly past in a long procession! But poor little
+Shocky was too cold to notice them, and Ralph shuddered lest Shocky
+should never be warm again, and spoke to the roan, and the roan
+stretched out his head, and dropped one ear back to hear the first word
+of command, and stretched the other forward to listen for danger, and
+then flew with a splendid speed down the road, past the patches of
+blackberry briars, past the elderberry bushes, past the familiar red-haw
+tree in the fence-corner, over the bridge without regard to the threat
+of a five-dollar fine, and at last up the long lane into the village,
+where the smoke from the chimneys was caught and whirled round with the
+snow.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+MISS NANCY SAWYER.
+
+
+In a little old cottage in Lewisburg, on one of the streets which was
+never traveled except by a solitary cow seeking pasture or a countryman
+bringing wood to some one of the half-dozen families living in it, and
+which in summer was decked with a profusion of the yellow and white
+blossoms of the dog-fennel--in this unfrequented street, so generously
+and unnecessarily broad, lived Miss Nancy Sawyer and her younger sister
+Semantha. Miss Nancy was a providence, one of those old maids that are
+benedictions to the whole town; one of those in whom the mother-love,
+wanting the natural objects on which to spend itself, overflows all
+bounds and lavishes itself on every needy thing, and grows richer and
+more abundant with the spending, a fountain of inexhaustible blessing.
+There is no nobler life possible to any one than to an unmarried woman.
+The more shame that some choose a selfish one, and thus turn to gall all
+the affection with which they are endowed. Miss Nancy Sawyer had been
+Ralph's Sunday-school teacher, and it was precious little, so far as
+information went, that he learned from her; for she never could conceive
+of Jerusalem as a place in any essential regard very different from
+Lewisburg, where she had spent her life. But Ralph learned from her what
+most Sunday-school teachers fail to teach, the great lesson of
+Christianity, by the side of which all antiquities and geographies and
+chronologies and exegetics and other niceties are as nothing.
+
+And now he turned the head of the roan toward the cottage of Miss Nancy
+Sawyer as naturally as the roan would have gone to his own stall in the
+stable at home. The snow had gradually ceased to fall, and was eddying
+round the house, when Ralph dismounted from his foaming horse, and,
+carrying the still form of Shocky as reverently as though it had been
+something heavenly, knocked at Miss Nancy Sawyer's door.
+
+With natural feminine instinct that lady started back when she saw
+Hartsook, for she had just built a fire in the stove, and she now stood
+at the door with unwashed face and uncombed hair.
+
+"Why, Ralph Hartsook, where did you drop down from--and what have you
+got?"
+
+"I came from Flat Creek this morning, and I brought you a little angel
+who has got out of heaven, and needs some of your motherly care."
+
+Shocky was brought in. The chill shook him now by fits only, for a fever
+had spotted his cheeks already.
+
+"Who are you?" said Miss Nancy, as she unwrapped him.
+
+"I'm Shocky, a little boy as God forgot, and then thought of again."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+PANCAKES.
+
+
+Half an hour later, Ralph, having seen Miss Nancy Sawyer's machinery of
+warm baths and simple remedies safely in operation, and having seen the
+roan colt comfortably stabled, and rewarded for his faithfulness by a
+bountiful supply of the best hay and the promise of oats when he was
+cool--half an hour later Ralph was doing the most ample, satisfactory,
+and amazing justice to his Aunt Matilda's hot buckwheat-cakes and warm
+coffee. And after his life in Flat Creek, Aunt Matilda's house did look
+like paradise. How white the table-cloth, how bright the coffee-pot, how
+clean the wood-work, how glistening the brass door-knobs, how spotless
+everything that came under the sovereign sway of Mrs. Matilda White! For
+in every Indiana village as large as Lewisburg, there are generally a
+half-dozen women who are admitted to be the best housekeepers. All
+others are only imitators. And the strife is between these for the
+pre-eminence. It is at least safe to say that no other in Lewisburg
+stood so high as an enemy to dirt, and as a "rat, roach, and mouse
+exterminator," as did Mrs. Matilda White, the wife of Ralph's maternal
+uncle, Robert White, Esq., a lawyer in successful practice. Of course no
+member of Mrs. White's family ever stayed at home longer than was
+necessary. Her husband found his office--which he kept in as bad a state
+as possible in order to maintain an equilibrium in his life--much more
+comfortable than the stiffly clean house at home. From the time that
+Ralph had come to live as a chore-boy at his uncle's, he had ever
+crossed the threshold of Aunt Matilda's temple of cleanliness with a
+horrible sense of awe. And Walter Johnson, her son by a former marriage,
+had--poor, weak-willed fellow!--been driven into bad company and bad
+habits by the wretchedness of extreme civilization. And yet he showed
+the hereditary trait, for all the genius which Mrs. White consecrated to
+the glorious work of making her house too neat to be habitable, her son
+Walter gave to tying exquisite knots in his colored cravats and combing
+his oiled locks so as to look like a dandy barber. And she had no other
+children. The kind Providence that watches over the destiny of children
+takes care that very few of them are lodged in these terribly clean
+houses.
+
+But Walter was not at the table, and Ralph had so much anxiety lest his
+absence should be significant of evil, that he did not venture to
+inquire after him as he sat there between Mr. and Mrs. White disposing
+of Aunt Matilda's cakes with an appetite only justified by his long
+morning's ride and the excellence of the brown cakes, the golden honey,
+and the coffee, enriched, as Aunt Matilda's always was, with the most
+generous cream. Aunt Matilda was so absorbed in telling of the doings of
+the Dorcas Society that she entirely forgot to be surprised at the early
+hour of Ralph's arrival. When she had described the number of the
+garments finished to be sent to the Five Points Mission, or the Home for
+the Friendless, or the South Sea Islands, I forget which, Ralph thought
+he saw his chance, while Aunt Matilda was in a benevolent mood, to
+broach a plan he had been revolving for some time. But when he looked at
+Aunt Matilda's immaculate--horribly immaculate--housekeeping, his heart
+failed him, and he would have said nothing had she not inadvertently
+opened the door herself.
+
+"How did you get here so early, Ralph?" and Aunt Matilda's face was
+shadowed with a coming rebuke.
+
+"By early rising," said Ralph. But, seeing the gathering frown on his
+aunt's brow, he hastened to tell the story of Shocky as well as he
+could. Mrs. White did not give way to any impulse toward sympathy until
+she learned that Shocky was safely housed with Miss Nancy Sawyer.
+
+"Yes, Sister Sawyer has no family cares," she said by way of smoothing
+her slightly ruffled complacency, "she has no family cares, and she can
+do those things. Sometimes I think she lets people impose on her and
+keep her away from the means of grace, and I spoke to our new preacher
+about it the last time he was here, and asked him to speak to Sister
+Sawyer about staying away from the ordinances to wait on everybody, but
+he is a queer man, and he only said that he supposed Sister Sawyer
+neglected the inferior ordinances that she might attend to higher ones.
+But I don't see any sense in a minister of the gospel calling
+prayer-meeting a lower ordinance than feeding catnip-tea to Mrs. Brown's
+last baby. But hasn't this little boy--Shocking, or what do you call
+him?--got any mother?"
+
+"Yes," said Ralph, "and that was just what I was going to say." And he
+proceeded to tell how anxious Shocky was to see his half-blind mother,
+and actually ventured to wind up his remarks by suggesting that Shocky's
+mother be invited to stay over Sunday in Aunt Matilda's house.
+
+"Bless my stars!" said that astounded saint, "fetch a pauper here? What
+crazy notions you have got! Fetch her here out of the poor-house? Why,
+she wouldn't be fit to sleep in my--" here Aunt Matilda choked. The bare
+thought of having a pauper in her billowy beds, whose snowy whiteness
+was frightful to any ordinary mortal, the bare thought of the contagion
+of the poor-house taking possession of one of her beds, smothered her.
+"And then you know sore eyes are very catching."
+
+Ralph boiled a little. "Aunt Matilda, do you think Dorcas was afraid of
+sore eyes?"
+
+It was a center shot, and the lawyer-uncle, lawyerlike, enjoyed a good
+hit. And he enjoyed a good hit at his wife best of all, for he never
+ventured on one himself. But Aunt Matilda felt that a direct reply was
+impossible. She was not a lawyer but a woman, and so dodged the question
+by making a counter-charge.
+
+"It seems to me, Ralph, that you have picked up some very low
+associates. And you go around at night, I am told. You get over here by
+daylight, and I hear that you have made common cause with a lame soldier
+who acts as a spy for thieves, and that your running about of night is
+likely to get you into trouble."
+
+Ralph was hit this time. "I suppose," he said, "that you've been
+listening to some of Henry Small's lies."
+
+"Why, Ralph, how you talk! The worst sign of all is that you abuse such
+a young man as Dr. Small, the most exemplary Christian young man in the
+county. And he is a great friend of yours, for when he was here last
+week he did not say a word against you, but looked so sorry when your
+being in trouble was mentioned. Didn't he, Mr. White?"
+
+Mr. White, as in duty bound, said yes, but he said yes in a cool,
+lawyerlike way, which showed that he did not take quite so much stock in
+Dr. Small as his wife did. This was a comfort to Ralph, who sat
+picturing to himself the silent flattery which Dr. Small's eyes paid to
+his Aunt Matilda, and the quiet expression of pain that would flit
+across his face when Ralph's name was mentioned. And never until that
+moment had Hartsook understood how masterful Small's artifices were. He
+had managed to elevate himself in Mrs. White's estimation and to destroy
+Ralph at the same time, and had managed to do both by a contraction of
+the eyebrows!
+
+But the silence was growing painful and Ralph thought to break it and
+turn the current of talk from himself by asking after Mrs. White's son.
+
+"Where is Walter?"
+
+"Oh! Walter's doing well. He went down to Clifty three weeks ago to
+study medicine with Henry Small. He seems so fond of the doctor, and the
+doctor is such an excellent man, you know, and I have strong hopes that
+Wallie will be led to see the error of his ways by his association with
+Henry. I suppose he would have gone to see you but for the unfavorable
+reports that he heard. I hope, Ralph, you too will make the friendship
+of Dr. Small. And for the sake of your poor, dead mother"--here Aunt
+Matilda endeavored to show some emotion--"for the sake of your poor dead
+mother--"
+
+But Ralph heard no more. The buckwheat-cakes had lost their flavor. He
+remembered that the colt had not yet had his oats, and so, in the very
+midst of Aunt Matilda's affecting allusion to his mother, like a
+stiff-necked reprobate that he was, Ralph Hartsook rose abruptly from
+the table, put on his hat, and went out toward the stable.
+
+"I declare," said Mrs. White, descending suddenly from her high moral
+stand-point, "I declare that boy has stepped right on the threshold of
+the back-door," and she stuffed her white handkerchief into her pocket,
+and took down the floor-cloth to wipe off the imperceptible blemish left
+by Ralph's boot-heels. And Mr. White followed his nephew to the stable
+to request that he would be a little careful what he did about anybody
+in the poor-house, as any trouble with the Joneses might defeat Mr.
+White's nomination to the judgeship of the Court of Common Pleas.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+A CHARITABLE INSTITUTION.
+
+
+When Ralph got back to Miss Nancy Sawyer's, Shocky was sitting up in bed
+talking to Miss Nancy and Miss Semantha. His cheeks were a little
+flushed with fever and the excitement of telling his story; theirs were
+wet with tears. "Ralph," whispered Miss Nancy, as she drew him into the
+kitchen, "I want you to get a buggy or a sleigh, and go right over to
+the poor-house and fetch that boy's mother over here. It'll do me more
+good than any sermon I ever heard to see that boy in his mother's arms
+to-morrow. We can keep the old lady over Sunday."
+
+Ralph was delighted, so delighted that he came near kissing good Miss
+Nancy Sawyer, whose plain face was glorified by her generosity.
+
+But he did not go to the poor-house immediately. He waited until he saw
+Bill Jones, the Superintendent of the Poor-House, and Pete Jones, the
+County Commissioner, who was still somewhat shuck up, ride up to the
+court-house. Then he drove out of the village, and presently hitched his
+horse to the poor-house fence, and took a survey of the outside. Forty
+hogs, nearly ready for slaughter, wallowed in a pen in front of the
+forlorn and dilapidated house; for though the commissioners allowed a
+claim for repairs at every meeting, the repairs were never made, and it
+would not do to scrutinize Mr. Jones's bills too closely, unless you
+gave up all hope of renomination to office. One curious effect of
+political aspirations in Hoopole County, was to shut the eyes that they
+could not see, to close the ears that they could not hear, and to
+destroy the sense of smell. But Ralph, not being a politician, smelled
+the hog-pen without and the stench within, and saw everywhere the
+transparent fraud, and heard the echo of Jones's cruelty.
+
+A weak-eyed girl admitted him, and as he did not wish to make his
+business known at once, he affected a sort of idle interest in the
+place, and asked to be allowed to look round. The weak-eyed girl watched
+him. He found that all the women with children, twenty persons in all,
+were obliged to sleep in one room, which, owing to the hill-slope, was
+partly under ground, and which had but half a window for light, and no
+ventilation, except the chance draft from the door. Jones had declared
+that the women with children must stay there--"he warn't goin' to have
+brats a-runnin' over the whole house." Here were vicious women and good
+women, with their children, crowded like chickens in a coop for market.
+And there were, as usual in such places, helpless, idiotic women with
+illegitimate children. Of course this room was the scene of perpetual
+quarreling and occasional fighting.
+
+In the quarters devoted to the insane, people slightly demented and
+raving maniacs were in the same rooms, while there were also those utter
+wrecks which sat in heaps on the floor, mumbling and muttering
+unintelligible words, the whole current of their thoughts hopelessly
+muddled, turning around upon itself in eddies never ending.
+
+"That air woman," said the weak-eyed girl, "used to holler a heap when
+she was brought in here. But Pap knows how to subjue 'em. He slapped her
+in the mouth every time she hollered. She don't make no furss now, but
+jist sets down that way all day, and keeps a-whisperin'."
+
+Ralph understood it. When she came in she was the victim of mania; but
+she had been beaten into hopeless idiocy. Indeed this state of incurable
+imbecility seemed the end toward which all traveled. Shut in these bare
+rooms, with no treatment, no exercise, no variety, and meager food,
+cases of slight derangement soon grew into chronic lunacy.
+
+One young woman, called Phil, a sweet-faced person, apparently a
+farmer's wife, came up to Ralph and looked at him kindly, playing with
+the buttons on his coat in a childlike simplicity. Her blue-drilling
+dress was sewed all over with patches of white, representing ornamental
+buttons. The womanly instinct toward adornment had in her taken this
+childish turn.
+
+"Don't you think they ought to let me go home?" she said with a
+sweetness and a wistful, longing, home-sick look, that touched Ralph to
+the heart. He looked at her, and then at the muttering crones, and he
+could see no hope of any better fate for her. She followed him round the
+barn-like rooms, returning every now and then to her question. "Don't
+you think I might go home now?"
+
+The weak-eyed girl had been called away for a moment, and Ralph stood
+looking into a cell, where there was a man with a gay red plume in his
+hat and a strip of red flannel about his waist. He strutted up and down
+like a drill-sergeant.
+
+"I am General Andrew Jackson," he began. "People don't believe it, but I
+am. I had my head shot off at Bueny Visty, and the new one that growed
+on isn't nigh so good as the old one; it's tater on one side[24]. That's
+why they take advantage of me to shut me up. But I know some things. My
+head is tater on one side, but it's all right on t'other. And when I
+know a thing in the left side of my head, I know it. Lean down here. Let
+me tell you something out of the left side. Not out of the tater side,
+mind ye. I wouldn't a told you if he hadn't locked me up fer nothing.
+_Bill Jones is a thief_! He sells the bodies of the dead paupers, and
+then sells the empty coffins back to the county agin. But that a'n't
+all--"
+
+Just then the weak-eyed girl came back, and, as Ralph moved away,
+General Jackson called out: "That a'n't all. I'll tell the rest another
+time. And that a'n't out of the tater side, you can depend on that.
+That's out of the left side. Sound as a nut on that side!"
+
+But Ralph began to wonder where he should find Hannah's mother.
+
+"Don't go in there," cried the weak-eyed girl, as Ralph was opening a
+door. "Ole Mowley's in there, and she'll cuss you."
+
+"Oh! well, if that's all, her curses won't hurt," said Hartsook,
+pushing open the door. But the volley of blasphemy and vile language
+that he received made him stagger. The old hag paced the floor, abusing
+everybody that came in her way. And by the window, in the same room,
+feeling the light that struggled through the dusty glass upon her face,
+sat a sorrowful, intelligent Englishwoman. Ralph noticed at once that
+she was English, and in a few moments he discovered that her sight was
+defective. Could it be that Hannah's mother was the room-mate of this
+loathsome creature, whose profanity and obscenity did not intermit for a
+moment?
+
+Happily the weak-eyed girl had not dared to brave the curses of Mowley.
+Ralph stepped forward to the woman by the window, and greeted her.
+
+"Is this Mrs. Thomson?"
+
+"That is my name, sir," she said, turning her face toward Ralph, who
+could not but remark the contrast between the thorough refinement of her
+manner and her coarse, scant, unshaped pauper-frock of blue drilling.
+
+"I saw your daughter yesterday."
+
+"Did you see my boy?"
+
+There was a tremulousness in her voice and an agitation in her manner
+which disclosed the emotion she strove in vain to conceal. For only the
+day before Bill Jones had informed her that Shocky would be bound out on
+Saturday, and that she would find that goin' agin him warn't a payin'
+business, so much as some others he mout mention.
+
+Ralph told her about Shocky's safety. _I_ shall not write down the
+conversation here. Critics would say that it was an overwrought scene.
+As if all the world were as cold as they! All I can tell is that this
+refined woman had all she could do to control herself in her eagerness
+to get out of her prison-house, away from the blasphemies of Mowley,
+away from the insults of Jones, away from the sights and sounds and
+smells of the place, and, above all, her eagerness to fly to the little
+shocky-head from whom she had been banished for two years. It seemed to
+her that she could gladly die now, if she could die with that flaxen
+head upon her bosom.
+
+And so, in spite of the opposition of Bill Jones's son, who threatened
+her with every sort of evil if she left, Ralph wrapped Mrs. Thomson's
+blue drilling in Nancy Sawyer's shawl, and bore the feeble woman off to
+Lewisburg. And as they drove away, a sad, childlike voice cried from the
+gratings of the upper window, "Good-by! good-by!" Ralph turned and saw
+that it was Phil, poor Phil, for whom there was no deliverance[25]. And
+all the way back Ralph pronounced mental maledictions on the Dorcas
+Society, not for sending garments to the Five Points or the South Sea
+Islands, whichever it was, but for being so blind to the sorrow and
+poverty within its reach. He did not know, for he had not read the
+reports of the Boards of State Charities, that nearly all alms-houses
+are very much like this, and that the State of New York is not better in
+this regard than Indiana. And he did not know that it is true in almost
+all other counties, as it was in his own, that "Christian" people do not
+think enough of Christ to look for him in these lazar-houses.
+
+And while Ralph denounced the Dorcas Society, the eager, hungry heart of
+the mother ran, flew toward the little white-headed boy.
+
+No, I can not do it; I can not tell you about that meeting. I am sure
+that Miss Nancy Sawyer's tea tasted exceedingly good to the pauper, who
+had known nothing but cold water for years, and that the bread and
+butter were delicious to a palate that had eaten poor-house soup for
+dinner, and coarse poor-house bread and vile molasses for supper, and
+that without change for three years. But I can not tell you how it
+seemed that evening to Miss Nancy Sawyer, as the poor English lady sat
+in speechless ecstacy, rocking in the old splint-bottomed rocking-chair
+in the fire-light, while she pressed to her bosom with all the might of
+her enfeebled arms, the form of the little Shocky, who half-sobbed and
+half-sang, over and over again, "God ha'n't forgot us, mother; God
+ha'n't forgot us."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 24: Some time after this book appeared Dr. Brown-Sequard
+announced his theory of the dual brain. A writer in an English magazine
+called attention to the fact that the discovery had been anticipated by
+an imaginative writer, and cited the passage in the text as proving that
+the author of "The Hoosier School-Master" had outrun Dr. Brown-Sequard
+in perceiving the duality of the brain. It is a matter for surprise that
+an author, even an "imaginative" one, should have made so great a
+discovery without suspecting its meaning until it was explained by some
+one else.]
+
+[Footnote 25: The reader may be interested to know that "Phil" was drawn
+from the life, as was old Mowley and in part "General Jackson" also.
+Between 1867 and 1870, I visited many jails and poor-houses with
+philanthropic purpose, publishing the results of my examination in some
+cases in _The Chicago Tribune_. Some of the abuses pointed out were
+reformed, others linger till this day, I believe.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+THE GOOD SAMARITAN.
+
+
+The Methodist church to which Mrs. Matilda White and Miss Nancy Sawyer
+belonged was the leading one in Lewisburg, as it was in most county-seat
+villages in Indiana. If I may be permitted to express my candid and
+charitable opinion of the difference between the two women, I shall have
+to use the old Quaker locution, and say that Miss Sawyer was a Methodist
+and likewise a Christian; Mrs. White was a Methodist, but I fear she was
+not likewise.
+
+As to the first part of this assertion, there was no room to doubt Miss
+Nancy's piety. She could get happy in class-meeting (for who had a
+better right?), and could witness a good experience in the quarterly
+love-feast. But it is not upon these grounds that I base my opinion of
+Miss Nancy. Do not even the Pharisees the same? She never dreamed that
+she had any right to speak of "Christian Perfection" (which, as Mrs.
+Partington said of total depravity, is an excellent doctrine if it is
+lived up to); but when a woman's heart is full of devout affections and
+good purposes, when her head devises liberal and Christlike things, when
+her hands are always open to the poor and always busy with acts of love
+and self-denial, and when her feet are ever eager to run upon errands of
+mercy, why, if there be anything worthy of being called Christian
+Perfection in this world of imperfection, I do not know why such an one
+does not possess it. What need of analyzing her experiences _in vacuo_
+to find out the state of her soul?
+
+How Miss Nancy managed to live on her slender income and be so generous
+was a perpetual source of perplexity to the gossips of Lewisburg. And
+now that she declared that Mrs. Thomson and Shocky should not return to
+the poor-house there was a general outcry from the whole Committee of
+Intermeddlers that she would bring herself to the poor-house before she
+died. But Nancy Sawyer was the richest woman in Lewisburg, though nobody
+knew it, and though she herself did not once suspect it.
+
+How Miss Nancy and the preacher conspired together, and how they managed
+to bring Mrs. Thomson's case up at the time of the "Sacramental Service"
+in the afternoon of that Sunday in Lewisburg, and how the preacher made
+a touching statement of it just before the regular "Collection for the
+Poor" was taken, and how the warm-hearted Methodists put in dollars
+instead of dimes while the Presiding Elder read those passages about
+Zaccheus and other liberal people, and how the congregation sang
+
+ "He dies, the Friend of sinners dies"
+
+more lustily than ever, after having performed this Christian act--how
+all this happened I can not take up the reader's time to tell. But I can
+assure him that the nearly blind English woman did not room with
+blasphemous old Mowley any more, and that the blue-drilling pauper frock
+gave way to something better, and that grave little Shocky even danced
+with delight, and declared that God hadn't forgot, though he'd thought
+that He had. And Mrs. Matilda White remarked that it was a shame that
+the collection for the poor at a Methodist sacramental service should be
+given to a woman who was a member of the Church of England, and like as
+not never soundly converted!
+
+And Shocky slept in his mother's arms and prayed God not to forget
+Hannah, while Shocky's mother knit stockings for the store day and
+night, and day and night she prayed and hoped.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV.
+
+BUD WOOING.
+
+
+The Sunday that Ralph spent in Lewisburg, the Sunday that Shocky spent
+in an earthly paradise, the Sunday that Mrs. Thomson spent with Shocky
+instead of old Mowley, the Sunday that Miss Nancy thought was "just like
+heaven," was also an eventful Sunday with Bud Means. He had long adored
+Miss Martha in his secret heart, but, like many other giants, while
+brave enough to face and fight dragons, he was a coward in the presence
+of the woman that he loved. Let us honor him for it. The man who loves a
+woman truly, reverences her profoundly and feels abashed in her
+presence. The man who is never abashed in the presence of womanhood, the
+man who tells his love without a tremor, is a shallow egotist. Bud's
+nature was not fine. But it was deep, true, and manly. To him Martha
+Hawkins was the chief of women. What was he that he should aspire to
+possess her? And yet on that Sunday, with his crippled arm carefully
+bound up, with his cleanest shirt, and with his heavy boots freshly
+oiled with the fat of the raccoon, he started hopefully through fields
+white with snow to the house of Squire Hawkins. When he started his
+spirits were high, but they descended exactly in proportion to his
+proximity to the object of his love. He thought himself not dressed well
+enough He wished his shoulders were not so square, and his arms not so
+stout. He wished that he had book-larnin' enough to court in nice, big
+words. And so, by recounting his own deficiencies, he succeeded in
+making himself feel weak, and awkward, and generally good-for-nothing,
+by the time he walked up between the rows of dead hollyhocks to the
+Squire's front door, to tap at which took all his remaining strength.
+
+Miss Martha received her perspiring lover most graciously, but this only
+convinced Bud more than ever that she was a superior being. If she had
+slighted him a bit, so as to awaken his combativeness, his bashfulness
+might have disappeared.
+
+It was in vain that Martha inquired about his arm and complimented his
+courage. Bud could only think of his big feet, his clumsy hands, and his
+slow tongue. He answered in monosyllables, using his red silk
+handkerchief diligently.
+
+"Is your arm improving?" asked Miss Hawkins.
+
+"Yes, I think it is," said Bud, hastily crossing his right leg over his
+left, and trying to get his fists out of sight.
+
+"Have you heard from Mr. Pearson?"
+
+"No, I ha'n't," answered Bud, removing his right foot to the floor
+again, because it looked so big, and trying to push his left hand into
+his pocket.
+
+"Beautiful sunshine, isn't it?" said Martha.
+
+"Yes, 'tis," answered Bud, sticking his right foot up on the rung of the
+chair and putting his right hand behind him.
+
+"This snow looks like the snow we have at the East," said Martha. "It
+snowed that way the time I was to Bosting."
+
+"Did it?" said Bud, not thinking of the snow at all nor of Boston, but
+thinking how much better he would have appeared had he left his arms and
+legs at home.
+
+"I suppose Mr. Hartsook rode your horse to Lewisburg?"
+
+"Yes, he did;" and Bud hung both hands at his side.
+
+"You were very kind."
+
+This set Bud's heart a-going so that he could not say anything, but he
+looked eloquently at Miss Hawkins, drew both feet under the chair, and
+rammed his hands into his pockets. Then, suddenly remembering how
+awkward he must look, he immediately pulled his hands out again, and
+crossed his legs. There was a silence of a few minutes, during which Bud
+made up his mind to do the most desperate thing he could think of--to
+declare his love and take the consequences.
+
+"You see, Miss Hawkins," he began, forgetting boots and fists in his
+agony, "I thought as how I'd come over here to-day, and"--but here his
+heart failed him utterly--"and--see--you."
+
+"I'm glad to see you, Mr. Means."
+
+"And I thought I'd tell you"--Martha was sure it was coming now, for Bud
+was in dead earnest--"and I thought I'd just like to tell you, ef I only
+know'd jest how to tell it right"--here Bud got frightened, and did not
+dare close the sentence as he had intended--"I thought as how you might
+like to know--or ruther I wanted to tell you--that--the--that I--that
+we--all of us--think--that--I--that we are going to have a
+spellin'-school a Chewsday night."
+
+"I'm real glad to hear it," said the bland but disappointed Martha. "We
+used to have spelling-schools at the East." But Miss Martha could not
+remember that they had them "to Bosting."
+
+Hard as it is for a bashful man to talk, it is still more difficult for
+him to close the conversation. Most men like to leave a favorable
+impression, and a bashful man is always waiting with the forlorn hope
+that some favorable turn in the talk may let him out without absolute
+discomfiture. And so Bud stayed a long time, and how he ever did get
+away he never could tell.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI.
+
+A LETTER AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.
+
+
+"SQUAR HAUKINS
+
+"this is too Lett u no that u beter be Keerful hoo yoo an yore familly
+tacks cides with fer peepl wont Stan it too hev the Men wat's sportin
+the wuns wat's robin us, sported bi yor Fokes kepin kumpne with 'em, u
+been a ossifer ov the Lau, yor Ha wil bern as qick as to an yor Barn tu,
+so Tak kere. No mor ad pressnt."
+
+This letter accomplished its purpose. The Squire's spectacles slipped
+off several times while he read it. His wig had to be adjusted. If he
+had been threatened personally he would not have minded it so much. But
+the hay stacks were dearer to him than the apple of his glass eye. The
+barn was more precious than his wig. And those who hoped to touch Bud in
+a tender place through this letter knew the Squire's weakness far better
+than they knew the spelling-book. To see his new red barn with its large
+"Mormon" hay-press inside, and the mounted Indian on the vane,
+consumed, was too much for the Hawkins heart to stand. Evidently the
+danger was on the side of his niece. But how should he influence Martha
+to give up Bud? Martha did not value the hay-stacks half so highly as
+she did her lover. Martha did not think the new red barn, with the great
+Mormon press inside and the galloping Indian on the vane, worth half so
+much as a moral principle or a kind-hearted action. Martha, bless her!
+would have sacrificed anything rather than forsake the poor. But Squire
+Hawkins's lips shut tight over his false teeth in a way that suggested
+astringent purse-strings, and Squire Hawkins could not sleep at night if
+the new red barn, with the galloping Indian on the vane, were in danger.
+Martha must be reached somehow.
+
+So, with many adjustings of that most adjustable wig? with many turnings
+of that reversible glass eye? the Squire managed to frighten Martha by
+the intimation that he had been threatened, and to make her understand,
+what it cost her much to understand, that she must turn the cold
+shoulder to chivalrous, awkward Bud, whom she loved most tenderly,
+partly, perhaps, because he did not remind her of anybody she had ever
+known at the East.
+
+Tuesday evening was the fatal time. Spelling-school was the fatal
+occasion. Bud was the victim. Pete Jones had his revenge. For Bud had
+been all the evening trying to muster courage enough to offer himself as
+Martha's escort. He was not encouraged by the fact that he had spelled
+even worse than usual, while Martha had distinguished herself by holding
+her ground against Jeems Phillips for half an hour. But he screwed his
+courage to the sticking place, not by quoting to himself the adage,
+"Faint heart never won fair lady," which, indeed, he had never heard,
+but by reminding himself that "ef you don't resk notin' you'll never git
+nothin'." So, when the spelling-school had adjourned, he sidled up to
+her, and, looking dreadfully solemn and a little foolish, he said:
+
+"Kin I see you safe home?"
+
+And she, with a feeling that her uncle's life was in danger, and that
+his salvation depended upon her resolution--she, with a feeling that she
+was pronouncing sentence of death on her own great hope, answered
+huskily:
+
+"No, I thank you."
+
+If she had only known that it was the red barn with the Indian on top
+that was in danger, she would probably have let the galloping brave take
+care of himself.
+
+It seemed to Bud, as he walked home mortified, disgraced, disappointed,
+hopeless, that all the world had gone down in a whirlpool of despair.
+
+"Might a knowed it," he said to himself. "Of course, a smart gal like
+Martha a'n't agoin' to take a big, blunderin' fool that can't spell in
+two syllables. What's the use of tryin'? A Flat Cricker Is a Flat
+Cricker. You can't make nothin' else of him, no more nor you can make a
+Chiny hog into a Berkshire."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII.
+
+A LOSS AND A GAIN.
+
+
+Dr. Small, silent, attentive, assiduous Dr. Small, set himself to work
+to bind up the wounded heart of Bud Means, even as he had bound up his
+broken arm. The flattery of his fine eyes, which looked at Bud's muscles
+so admiringly, which gave attention to his lightest remark, was not lost
+on the young Flat Creek Hercules. Outwardly at least Pete Jones showed
+no inclination to revenge himself on Bud. Was it respect for muscle, or
+was it the influence of Small? At any rate, the concentrated extract of
+the resentment of Pete Jones and his clique was now ready to empty
+itself upon the head of Hartsook. And Ralph found himself in his dire
+extremity without even the support of Bud, whose good resolutions seemed
+to give way all at once. There have been many men of culture and more
+favorable surroundings who have thrown themselves away with less
+provocation. As it was, Bud quit school, avoided Ralph, and seemed more
+than ever under the influence of Dr. Small, besides becoming the
+intimate of Walter Johnson, Small's student and Mrs. Matilda White's
+son. They made a strange pair--Bud with his firm jaw and silent,
+cautious manner, and Walter Johnson with his weak chin, his nice
+neck-ties, and general dandy appearance.
+
+To be thus deserted in his darkest hour by his only friend was the
+bitterest ingredient in Ralph's cup. In vain he sought an interview. Bud
+always eluded him. While by all the faces about him Ralph learned that
+the storm was getting nearer and nearer to himself. It might delay. If
+it had been Pete Jones alone, it might blow over. But Ralph felt sure
+that the relentless hand of Dr. Small was present in all his troubles.
+And he had only to look into Small's eye to know how inextinguishable
+was a malignity that burned so steadily and so quietly.
+
+But there is no cup of unmixed bitterness. With an innocent man there is
+no night so dark that some star does not shine. Ralph had one strong
+sheet-anchor. On his return from Lewisburg on Monday Bud had handed him
+a note, written on common blue foolscap, in round, old-fashioned hand.
+It ran:
+
+ "Dear Sir: Anybody who can do so good a thing as you did for our
+ Shocky, can not be bad. I hope you will forgive me. All the
+ appearances in the world, and all that anybody says, can not make
+ me think you anything else but a good man. I hope God will reward
+ you. You must not answer this, and you hadn't better see me again,
+ or think any more of what you spoke about the other night. I shall
+ be a slave for three years more, and then I must work for my mother
+ and Shocky; but I felt so bad to think that I had spoken so hard to
+ you, that I could not help writing this. Respectfully,
+
+ "HANNAH THOMSON.
+
+ "To MR. R. HARTSOOK, ESQ."
+
+Ralph read it over and over. What else he did with it I shall not tell.
+You want to know whether he kissed it, and put it into his bosom. Many a
+man as intelligent and manly as Hartsook has done quite as foolish a
+thing as that. You have been a little silly perhaps--if it is silly--and
+you have acted in a sentimental sort of a way over such things. But it
+would never do for me to tell you what Ralph did. Whether he put the
+letter into his bosom or not, he put the words into his heart, and,
+metaphorically speaking, he shook that little blue billet, written on
+coarse foolscap paper--he shook that little letter full of confidence,
+in the face and eyes of all the calamities that haunted him. If Hannah
+believed in him, the whole world might distrust him. When Hannah was in
+one scale and the whole world in the other, of what account was the
+world? Justice may be blind, but all the pictures of blind cupids in the
+world can not make Love blind. And it was well that Ralph weighed things
+in this way. For the time was come in which he needed all the courage
+the blue billet could give him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII.
+
+THE FLIGHT.
+
+
+About ten days after Ralph's return to Flat Creek things came to a
+crisis.
+
+The master was rather relieved at first to have the crisis come. He had
+been holding juvenile Flat Creek under his feet by sheer force of will.
+And such an exercise of "psychic power" is very exhausting. In racing on
+the Ohio the engineer sometimes sends the largest of the firemen to hold
+the safety valve down, and this he does by hanging himself to the lever
+by his hands. Ralph felt that he had been holding the safety-valve down,
+and that he was so weary of the operation that an explosion would be a
+real relief. He was a little tired of having everybody look on him as a
+thief. It was a little irksome to know that new bolts were put on the
+doors of the houses in which he had staid. And now that Shocky was gone,
+and Bud had turned against him, and Aunt Matilda suspected him, and even
+poor, weak, exquisite Walter Johnson would not associate with him, he
+felt himself an outlaw indeed. He would have gone away to Texas or the
+new gold fields in California had It not been for one thing. That
+letter on blue foolscap paper kept a little warmth in his heart.
+
+His course from school on the evening that something happened lay
+through the sugar-camp. Among the dark trunks of the maples, solemn and
+lofty pillars, he debated the case. To stay, or to flee? The worn nerves
+could not keep their present tension much longer.
+
+It was just by the brook, or, as they say in Indiana, the "branch[26],"
+that something happened which brought him to a sudden decision. Ralph
+never afterward could forget that brook. It was a swift-running little
+stream, that did not babble blatantly over the stones. It ran through a
+thicket of willows, through the sugar-camp, and out into Means's
+pasture. Ralph had just passed through the thicket, had just crossed the
+brook on the half-decayed log that spanned it, when, as he emerged from
+the water-willows on the other side, he started with a sudden shock. For
+there was Hannah, with a white, white face, holding out a little note
+folded like an old-fashioned thumb-paper.
+
+"Go quick!" she stammered as she slipped it Into Ralph's hand,
+inadvertently touching his fingers with her own--a touch that went
+tingling through the school-master's nerves. But she had hardly said the
+words until she was gone down the brookside path and over into the
+pasture. A few minutes afterward she drove the cows up into the lot and
+meekly took her scolding from Mrs. Means for being gone sech an awful
+long time, like a lazy, good-fer-nothin piece of goods that she was.
+
+Ralph opened the thumb-paper note, written on a page torn from an old
+copy-book, in Bud's "hand-write" and running:
+
+ "Mr. Heartsook
+
+ "deer Sur:
+
+"I Put in my best licks, taint no use. Run fer yore life. A plans on
+foot to tar an fether or wuss to-night. Go rite off. Things is awful
+juberous[27].
+
+ "BUD."
+
+The first question with Ralph was whether he could depend on Bud. But he
+soon made up his mind that treachery of any sort was not one of his
+traits. He had mourned over the destruction of Bud's good resolutions by
+Martha Hawkins's refusal, and being a disinterested party he could have
+comforted Bud by explaining Martha's "mitten." But he felt sure that Bud
+was not treacherous. It was a relief, then, as he stood there to know
+that the false truce was over, and worst had come to worst.
+
+His first impulse was to stay and fight. But his nerves were not strong
+enough to execute so foolhardy a resolution. He seemed to see a man
+behind every maple-trunk. Darkness was fast coming on, and he knew that
+his absence from supper at his boarding-place could not fail to excite
+suspicion. There was no time to be lost. So he started.
+
+Once run from a danger, and panic is apt to ensue. The forest; the
+stalk-fields, the dark hollows through which he passed, seemed to be
+peopled with terrors. He knew Small and Jones well enough to know that
+every avenue of escape would be carefully picketed. So there was nothing
+to do but to take the shortest path to the old trysting place, the
+Spring-in-rock.
+
+Here he sat and shook with terror. Angry with himself, he inly denounced
+himself for a coward. But the effect was really a physical one. The
+chill and panic now were the reaction from the previous strain.
+
+For when the sound of his pursuers' voices broke upon his ears early in
+the evening, Ralph shook no more; the warm blood set back again toward
+the extremities, and his self-control returned when he needed it. He
+gathered some stones about him, as the only weapons of defense at hand.
+The mob was on the cliff above. But he thought that he heard footsteps
+in the bed of the creek below. If this were so, there could be no doubt
+that his hiding-place was suspected.
+
+"O Hank!" shouted Bud from the top of the cliff to some one in the creek
+below, "be sure to look at the Spring-in-rock--I think he's there."
+
+This hint was not lost on Ralph, who speedily changed his quarters by
+climbing up to a secluded, shelf-like ledge above the spring. He was
+none too soon, for Pete Jones and Hank Banta were soon looking all
+around the spring for him, while he held a twenty-pound stone over
+their heads ready to drop upon them in case they should think of looking
+on the ledge above.
+
+When the crowd were gone Ralph knew that one road was open to him. He
+could follow down the creek to Clifty, and thence he might escape. But,
+traveling down to Clifty, he debated whether it was best to escape. To
+flee was to confess his guilt, to make himself an outlaw, to put an
+insurmountable barrier between himself and Hannah, whose terror-stricken
+and anxious face as she stood by the brook-willows haunted him now, and
+was an involuntary witness to her love.
+
+Long before he reached Clifty his mind was made up not to flee another
+mile. He knocked at the door of Squire Underwood. But Squire Underwood
+was also a doctor, and had been called away. He knocked at the door of
+Squire Doolittle. But Squire Doolittle had gone to Lewisburg. He was
+about to give up all hope of being able to surrender himself to the law
+when he met Squire Hawkins, who had come over to Clifty to avoid
+responsibility for the ill-deeds of his neighbors which he was powerless
+to prevent.
+
+"Is that you, Mr. Hartsook?"
+
+"Yes, and I want you to arrest me and try me here in Clifty."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 26: I have already mentioned the absence of _pail_ and _pare_
+from the ancient Hoosier folk-speech. _Brook_ is likewise absent. The
+illiterate Indiana countryman before the Civil War, let us say, had no
+pails, pared no apples, husked no corn, crossed no brooks. The same is
+true, I believe, of the South generally. As the first settlers on the
+Southern coast entered the land by the rivers, each smaller stream was
+regarded as a branch of the larger one. A small stream was therefore
+called a _branch_. The word brook was probably lost in the first
+generation. But a small stream is often called a _run_ in the Middle and
+Southern belt. Halliwell gives _rundel_ as used with the same
+signification in England, and he gives _ryn_ in the same sense from an
+old manuscript.]
+
+[Footnote 27: _Juberous_ is in none of the vocabularies that I have
+seen. I once treated this word in print as an undoubted corruption of
+_dubious_, and when used subjectively it apparently feels the influence
+of dubious, as where one says: "I feel mighty juberous about it." But it
+is much oftener applied as in the text to the object of fear, as "The
+bridge looks kind o' juberous." Halliwell gives the verb _juberd_ and
+defines it as "to jeopard or endanger." It is clearly a dialect form of
+_jeopard_, and I make no doubt that _juberous_ is a dialect variation of
+_jeopardous_, occasionally used as a form of _dubious_.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX.
+
+THE TRIAL.
+
+
+The "prosecuting attorney" (for so the State's attorney is called in
+Indiana) had been sent for the night before. Ralph refused all legal
+help. It was not wise to reject counsel, but all his blood was up, and
+he declared that he would not be cleared by legal quibbles. If his
+innocence were not made evident to everybody, he would rather not be
+acquitted on a preliminary examination. He would go over to the circuit
+court and have the matter sifted to the bottom. But he would have been
+pleased had his uncle offered his counsel, though he would have declined
+it. He would have felt better to have had a letter from home somewhat
+different from the one he received from his Aunt Matilda by the hand of
+the prosecuting attorney. It was not very encouraging or very
+sympathetic, though it was very characteristic.
+
+
+"Dear Ralph:
+
+"This is what I have always been afraid of. I warned you faithfully the
+last time I saw you. My skirts are clear of your blood, I can not
+consent for your uncle to appear as your counsel or to go your bail. You
+know how much it would injure him in the county, and he has no right to
+suffer for your evil acts. O my dear nephew! for the sake of your poor,
+dead mother--"
+
+We never shall know what the rest of that letter was. Whenever Aunt
+Matilda got to Ralph's poor, dead mother in her conversation Ralph ran
+out of the house. And now that his poor, dead mother was again made to
+do service in his aunt's pious rhetoric, he landed the letter on the hot
+coals before him, and watched it vanish into smoke with a grim
+satisfaction.
+
+Ralph was a little afraid of a mob. But Clifty was better than Flat
+Creek, and Squire Hawkins, with all his faults, loved justice, and had a
+profound respect for the majesty of the law, and a profound respect for
+his own majesty when sitting as a court representing the law. Whatever
+maneuvers he might resort to in business affairs in order to avoid a
+conflict with his lawless neighbors, he was courageous and inflexible on
+the bench. The Squire was the better part of him. With the co-operation
+of the constable, he had organized a _posse_ of men who could be
+depended on to enforce the law against a mob.
+
+By the time the trial opened in the large school-house in Clifty at
+eleven o'clock, all the surrounding country had emptied its population
+into Clifty, and all Flat Creek was on hand ready to testify to
+something. Those who knew the least appeared to know the most, and were
+prodigal of their significant winks and nods. Mrs. Means had always
+suspected him. She seed some mighty suspicious things about him from the
+word go. She'd allers had her doubts whether he was jist the thing, and
+ef her ole man had axed her, liker-n not he never'd a been hired. She'd
+seed things with her own livin' eyes that beat all she ever seed in all
+her born days. And Pete Jones said he'd allers knowed ther warn't no
+good in sech a feller. Couldn't stay abed when he got there. And Granny
+Sanders said, Law's sakes! nobody'd ever a found him out ef it hadn't
+been fer her. Didn't she go all over the neighborhood a-warnin' people?
+Fer her part, she seed straight through that piece of goods. He was fond
+of the gals, too! Nothing was so great a crime in her eyes as to be fond
+of the gals.
+
+The constable paid unwitting tribute to William the Conquerer by crying
+Squire Hawkins's court open with an Oyez! or, as he said, "O yes!" and
+the Squire asked Squire Underwood, who came in at that minute, to sit
+with him. From the start, it was evident to Ralph that the prosecuting
+attorney had been thoroughly posted by Small, though, looking at that
+worthy's face, one would have thought him the most disinterested and
+philosophical spectator in the court-room.
+
+Bronson, the prosecutor, was a young man, and this was his first case
+since his election. He was very ambitious to distinguish himself, very
+anxious to have Flat Creek influence on his side in politics; and,
+consequently, he was very determined to send Ralph Hartsook to State
+prison, justly or unjustly, by fair means or foul. To his professional
+eyes this was not a question of right and wrong, not a question of life
+or death to such a man as Ralph. It was George H. Bronson's opportunity
+to distinguish himself. And so, with many knowing and confident nods and
+hints, and with much deference to the two squires, he opened the case,
+affecting great indignation at Ralph's wickedness, and uttering Delphic
+hints about striped pants and shaven head, and the grating of
+prison-doors at Jeffersonville.
+
+"And, now, if the court please, I am about to call a witness whose
+testimony is very important indeed. Mrs. Sarah Jane Means will please
+step forward and be sworn."
+
+This Mrs. Means did with alacrity. She had met the prosecutor, and
+impressed him with her dark hints. She was sworn.
+
+"Now, Mrs. Means, have the goodness to tell us what you know of the
+robbery at the house of Peter Schroeder, and the part defendant had in
+it."
+
+"Well, you see, I allers suspected that air young man--"
+
+Here Squire Underwood stopped her, and told her that she must not tell
+her suspicions, but facts.
+
+"Well, it's facts I am a-going to tell," she sniffed indignantly. "It's
+facts that I mean to tell." Here her voice rose to a keen pitch, and she
+began to abuse the defendant. Again and again the court insisted that
+she must tell what there was suspicious about the school-master. At last
+she got it out.
+
+"Well, fer one thing, what kind of gals did he go with? Hey? Why, with
+my bound gal, Hanner, a-loafin' along through the blue-grass paster at
+ten o'clock, and keepin' that gal that's got no protector but me out
+that a-way, and destroyin' her character by his company, that a'n't fit
+fer nobody."
+
+Here Bronson saw that he had caught a tartar. He said he had no more
+questions to ask of Mrs. Means, and that, unless the defendant wished to
+cross-question her, she could stand aside. Ralph said he would like to
+ask her one question.
+
+"Did I ever go with your daughter Miranda?"
+
+"No, you didn't," answered the witness, with a tone and a toss of the
+head that let the cat out, and set the court-room in a giggle. Bronson
+saw that he was gaining nothing, and now resolved to follow the line
+which Small had indicated.
+
+Pete Jones was called, and swore point-blank that he heard Ralph go out
+of the house soon after he went to bed, and that he heard him return at
+two in the morning. This testimony was given without hesitation, and
+made a great impression against Ralph in the minds of the justices. Mrs.
+Jones, a poor, brow-beaten woman, came on the stand in a frightened way,
+and swore to the same lies as her husband. Ralph cross-questioned her,
+but her part had been well learned.
+
+There, seemed now little hope for Ralph. But just at this moment who
+should stride into the school-house but Pearson, the one-legged old
+soldier basket-maker? He had crept home the night before, "to see ef the
+ole woman didn't want somethin'," and hearing of Ralph's arrest, he
+concluded that the time for him to make "a forrard movement" had come,
+and so he determined to face the foe.
+
+"Looky here, Squar," he said, wiping the perspiration from his brow,
+"looky here. I jes want to say that I kin tell as much about this case
+as anybody."
+
+"Let us hear it, then," said Bronson, who thought he would nail Ralph
+now for certain.
+
+So, with many allusions to the time he fit at Lundy's Lane, and some
+indignant remarks about the pack of thieves that driv him off, and a
+passing tribute to Miss Martha Hawkins, and sundry other digressions, in
+which he had to be checked, the old man told how he'd drunk whisky at
+Welch's store that night, and how Welch's whisky was all-fired mean, and
+how it allers went straight to his head, and how he had got a leetle too
+much, and how he had felt kyinder gin aout by the time he got to the
+blacksmith's shop, and how he had laid down to rest, and how as he
+s'posed the boys had crated him, and how he thought it war all-fired
+mean to crate a old soldier what fit the Britishers, and lost his leg by
+one of the blamed critters a-punchin' his bagonet[28] through it; and
+how when he woke up it was all-fired cold, and how he rolled off the
+crate and went on to_wurds_ home, and how when he got up to the top of
+Means's hill he met Pete Jones and Bill Jones, and a slim sort of a
+young man, a-ridin'; and how he know'd the Joneses by ther hosses, and
+some more things of that kyind about 'em; but he didn't know the slim
+young man, tho' he tho't he might tell him ef he seed him agin kase he
+was dressed up so slick and town-like. But blamed ef he didn't think it
+hard that a passel o thieves sech as the Joneses should try to put ther
+mean things on to a man like the master, that was so kyind to him and to
+Shocky, tho', fer that matter, blamed ef he didn't think we was all
+selfish, akordin' to his tell. Had seed somebody that night a-crossin'
+over the blue-grass paster. Didn't know who in thunder 'twas, but it was
+somebody a-makin' straight fer Pete Jones's. Hadn't seed nobody else,
+'ceptin' Dr. Small, a short ways behind the Joneses.
+
+Hannah was now brought on the stand. She was greatly agitated, and
+answered with much reluctance. Lived at Mr. Means's. Was eighteen years
+of age in October. Had been bound to Mrs. Means three years ago. Had
+walked home with Mr. Hartsook that evening, and, happening to look out
+of the window toward morning, she saw some one cross the pasture. Did
+not know who it was. Thought it was Mr. Hartsook. Here Mr. Bronson
+(evidently prompted by a suggestion that came from what Small had
+overheard when he listened in the barn) asked her if Mr. Hartsook had
+ever said anything to her about the matter afterward. After some
+hesitation, Hannah said that he had said that he crossed the pasture. Of
+his own accord? No, she spoke of it first. Had Mr. Hartsook offered any
+explanations? No, he hadn't. Had he ever paid her any attention
+afterward? No. Ralph declined to cross-question Hannah. To him she never
+seemed so fair as when telling the truth so sublimely.
+
+Bronson now informed the court that this little trick of having the old
+soldier happen in, in the flick of time, wouldn't save the prisoner at
+the bar from the just punishment which an outraged law visited upon such
+crimes as his. He regretted that his duty as a public prosecutor caused
+it to fall to his lot to marshal the evidence that was to blight the
+prospects and blast the character, and annihilate for ever, so able and
+promising a young man, but that the law knew no difference between the
+educated and the uneducated, and that for his part he thought Hartsook a
+most dangerous foe to the peace of society. The evidence already given
+fastened suspicion upon him. The prisoner had not yet been able to break
+its force at all. The prisoner had not even dared to try to explain to
+a young lady the reason for his being out at night. He would now
+conclude by giving the last touch to the dark evidence that would sink
+the once fair name of Ralph Hartsook in a hundred fathoms of infamy. He
+would ask that Henry Banta be called.
+
+Hank came forward sheepishly, and was sworn. Lived about a hundred yards
+from the house that was robbed. He seen ole man Pearson and the master
+and one other feller that he didn't know come away from there together
+about one o'clock. He heerd the horses kickin', and went out to the
+stable to see about them. He seed two men come out of Schroeder's back
+door and meet one man standing at the gate. When they got closter he
+knowed Pearson by his wooden leg and the master by his hat. On
+cross-examination he was a little confused when asked why he hadn't told
+of it before, but said that he was afraid to say much, bekase the folks
+was a-talkin' about hanging the master, and he didn't want no lynchin'.
+
+The prosecution here rested, Bronson maintaining that there was enough
+evidence to justify Ralph's committal to await trial. But the court
+thought that as the defendant had no counsel and offered no rebutting
+testimony, it would be only fair to hear what the prisoner had to say
+in his own defense.
+
+All this while poor Ralph was looking about the room for Bud. Bud's
+actions had of late been strangely contradictory. But had he turned
+coward and deserted his friend? Why else did he avoid the session of the
+court? After asking himself such questions as these, Ralph would wonder
+at his own folly. What could Bud do if he were there? There was no human
+power that could prevent the victim of so vile a conspiracy as this,
+lodging in that worst of State prisons at Jeffersonville, a place too
+bad for criminals. But when there is no human power to help, how
+naturally does the human mind look for some divine intervention on the
+side of Right! And Ralph's faith in Providence looked in the direction
+of Bud. But since no Bud came, he shut down the valves and rose to his
+feet, proudly, defiantly, fiercely calm.
+
+"It's of no use for me to say anything. Peter Jones has sworn to a
+deliberate falsehood, and he knows it. He has made his wife perjure her
+poor soul that she dare not call her own." Here Pete's fists clenched,
+but Ralph in his present humor did not care for mobs. The spirit of the
+bulldog had complete possession of him. "It is of no use for me to tell
+you that Henry Banta has sworn to a lie, partly to revenge himself on
+me for punishments I have given him, and partly, perhaps, for money. The
+real thieves are in this court-room. I could put my finger on them."
+
+"_To_ be sure," responded the old basket-maker. Ralph looked at Pete
+Jones, then at Small. The fiercely calm look attracted the attention of
+the people. He knew that this look would probably cost him his life
+before the next morning. But he did not care for life. "The testimony of
+Miss Hannah Thomson is every word true, I believe that of Mr. Pearson to
+be true. The rest is false. But I can not prove it. I know the men I
+have to deal with. I shall not escape with State prison. They will not
+spare my life. But the people of Clifty will one day find out who are
+the thieves." Ralph then proceeded to tell how he had left Pete Jones's,
+Mr. Jones's bed being uncomfortable; how he had walked through the
+pasture; how he had seen three men on horseback: how he had noticed the
+sorrel with the white left forefoot and white nose; how he had seen Dr.
+Small; how, after his return, he had heard some one enter the house, and
+how he had recognized the horse the next morning. "There," said Ralph
+desperately, leveling his finger at Pete, "there is a man who will yet
+see the inside of a penitentiary, I shall not live to see it, but the
+rest of you will." Pete quailed. Ralph's speech could not of course
+break the force of the testimony against him. But it had its effect, and
+it had effect enough to alarm Bronson, who rose and said:
+
+"I should like to ask the prisoner at the bar one question."
+
+"Ask me a dozen," said Hartsook, looking more like a king than a
+criminal.
+
+"Well, then, Mr. Hartsook. You need not answer unless you choose; but
+what prompted you to take the direction you did in your walk on that
+evening?"
+
+This shot brought Ralph down. To answer this question truly would attach
+to friendless Hannah Thomson some of the disgrace that now belonged to
+him.
+
+"I decline to answer," said Ralph.
+
+"Of course, I do not want the prisoner to criminate himself," said
+Bronson significantly.
+
+During this last passage Bud had come in, but, to Ralph's disappointment
+he remained near the door, talking to Walter Johnson, who had come with
+him. The magistrates put their heads together to fix the amount of bail,
+and, as they differed, talked for some minutes. Small now for the first
+time thought best to make a move in his own proper person. He could
+hardly have been afraid of Ralph's acquittal. He may have been a little
+anxious at the manner in which he had been mentioned, and at the
+significant look of Ralph, and he probably meant to excite indignation
+enough against the school-master to break the force of his speech, and
+secure the lynching of the prisoner, chiefly by people outside his gang.
+He rose and asked the court in gentlest tones to hear him. He had no
+personal interest in this trial, except his interest in the welfare of
+his old schoolmate, Mr. Hartsook. He was grieved and disappointed to
+find the evidence against him so damaging and he would not for the world
+add a feather to it, if it were not that his own name had been twice
+alluded to by the defendant, and by his friend, and perhaps his
+confederate, John Pearson. He was prepared to swear that he was not over
+in Flat Creek the night of the robbery later than ten o'clock, and while
+the statements of the two persons alluded to, whether maliciously
+intended or not, could not implicate him at all, he thought perhaps this
+lack of veracity in their statements might be of weight in determining
+some other points. He therefore suggested--he could only suggest, as he
+was not a party to the case in any way--that his student, Mr. Walter
+Johnson, be called to testify as to his--Dr. Small's--exact whereabouts
+on the night in question. They were together in his office until two,
+when he went to the tavern and went to bed.
+
+Squire Hawkins, having adjusted his teeth, his wig, and his glass eye,
+thanked Dr. Small for a suggestion so valuable, and thought best to put
+John Pearson under arrest before proceeding further. Mr. Pearson was
+therefore arrested, and was heard to mutter something about a "passel of
+thieves," when the court warned him to be quiet.
+
+Walter Johnson was then called. But before giving his testimony, I must
+crave the reader's patience while I go back to some things which
+happened nearly a week before and which will serve to make it
+intelligible.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 28: This form, _bagonet_, is not in the vocabularies, but it
+was spoken as I have written it. The Century Dictionary gives _bagnet_,
+and Halliwell and Wright both give _baginet_ with the _g_ soft
+apparently, though neither the one nor the other is very explicit in
+distinguishing transcriptions from old authors from phonetic spellings
+of dialect forms. I fancy that this _bagonet_ is impossible as a
+corruption of _bayonet_, and that it points to some other derivation of
+that word than the doubtful one from _Bayonne_.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX.
+
+"BROTHER SODOM."
+
+
+In order to explain Walter Johnson's testimony and his state of mind, I
+must carry the reader back nearly a week. The scene was Dr. Small's
+office. Bud and Walter Johnson had been having some confidential
+conversation that evening, and Bud had got more out of his companion
+than that exquisite but weak young man had intended. He looked round in
+a frightened way.
+
+"You see," said Walter, "if Small knew I had told you that, I'd get a
+bullet some night from somebody. But when you're initiated it'll be all
+right. Sometimes I wish I was out of it. But, you know, Small's this
+kind of a man. He sees through you. He can look through a door"--and
+there he shivered, and his voice broke down into a whisper. But Bud was
+perfectly cool, and doubtless it was the strong coolness of Bud that
+made Walter, who shuddered at a shadow, come to him for sympathy and
+unbosom himself of one of his guilty secrets.
+
+"Let's go and hear Brother Sodom preach to-night," said Bud.
+
+"No, I don't like to."
+
+"He don't scare you?" There was just a touch of ridicule in Bud's voice.
+He knew Walter, and he had not counted amiss when he used this little
+goad to prick a skin so sensitive. "Brother Sodom" was the nickname
+given by scoffers to the preacher--Mr. Soden--whose manner of preaching
+had so aroused Bud's combativeness, and whose saddle-stirrups Bud had
+helped to amputate. For reasons of his own, Bud thought best to subject
+young Johnson to the heat of Mr. Soden's furnace.
+
+Peter Cartwright boasts that, on a certain occasion, he "shook his
+brimstone wallet" over the people. Mr. Soden could never preach without
+his brimstone wallet. There are those of refinement so attenuated that
+they will not admit that fear can have any place in religion. But a
+religion without fear could never have evangelized or civilized the
+West, which at one time bade fair to become a perdition as bad as any
+that Brother Sodom ever depicted. And against these on the one side, and
+the Brother Sodoms on the other, I shall interrupt my story to put this
+chapter under shelter of that wise remark of the great Dr. Adam Clark,
+who says "The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, the terror of God
+confounds the soul;" and that other saying of his: "With the _fear_ of
+God the love of God is ever consistent; but where the _terror_ of the
+Lord reigns, there can neither be _fear, faith_, nor _love_; nay, nor
+_hope_ either." And yet I am not sure that even the Brother Sodoms were
+made in vain.
+
+On this evening Mr. Soden was as terrible as usual. Bud heard him
+without flinching. Small, who sat farther forward, listened with pious
+approval. Mr. Soden, out of distorted figures pieced together from
+different passages of Scripture, built a hell, not quite, Miltonic, nor
+yet Dantean, but as Miltonic and Dantean as his unrefined imagination
+could make it. As he rose toward his climax of hideous description,
+Walter Johnson trembled from head to foot and sat close to Bud. Then, as
+burly Mr. Soden, with great gusto, depicted materialistic tortures that
+startled the nerves of everybody except Bud, Walter wanted to leave, but
+Bud would not let him. For some reason he wished to keep his companion
+in the crucible as long as possible.
+
+"Young man!" cried Mr. Soden, and the explosive voice seemed to come
+from the hell that he had created--"young man! you who have followed the
+counsel of evil companions"--here he paused and looked about, as if
+trying to find the man he wanted, while Walter crept up close to Bud
+and shaded his face--"I mean you who have chosen evil pursuits and who
+can not get free from bad habits and associations that are dragging you
+down to hell! You are standing on the very crumbling brink of hell
+to-night. The smell of the brimstone is on your garments; the hot breath
+of hell is in your face! The devils are waiting for you! Delay and you
+are damned! You may die before daylight! You may never get out that
+door! The awful angel of death is just ready to strike you down!" Here
+some shrieked with terror, others sobbed, and Brother Sodom looked with
+approval on the storm he had awakened. The very harshness of his tone,
+his lofty egotism of manner, that which had roused all Bud's
+combativeness, shook poor Walter as a wind would shake a reed. In the
+midst of the general excitement he seized his hat and hastened out the
+door. Bud followed, while Soden shot his lightnings after them,
+declaring that "young men who ran away from the truth would dwell in
+torments forever."
+
+Bud had not counted amiss when he thought that Mr. Soden's preaching
+would be likely to arouse so mean-spirited a fellow as Walter. So vivid
+was the impression that Johnson begged Bud to return to the office with
+him. He felt sick, and was afraid that he should die before morning. He
+insisted that Bud should stay with him all night. To this Means readily
+consented, and by morning he had heard all that the frightened Walter
+had to tell.
+
+And now let us return to the trial, where Ralph sits waiting the
+testimony of Walter Johnson, which is to prove his statement false.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI.
+
+THE TRIAL CONCLUDED.
+
+
+I do not know how much interest the "gentle reader" may feel in Bud. But
+I venture to hope that there are some Buddhists among my readers who
+will wish the contradictoriness of his actions explained. The first dash
+of disappointment had well-nigh upset him. And when a man concludes to
+throw overboard his good resolutions, he always seeks to avoid the
+witness of those resolutions. Hence Bud, after that distressful Tuesday
+evening on which Miss Martha had given him "the sack," wished to see
+Ralph less than any one else. And yet when he came to suspect Small's
+villainy, his whole nature revolted at it. But having broken with Ralph,
+he thought it best to maintain an attitude of apparent hostility, that
+he might act as a detective, and, perhaps, save his friend from the
+mischief that threatened him. As soon as he heard of Ralph's arrest he
+determined to make Walter Johnson tell his own secret in court, because
+he knew that it would be best for Ralph that Walter should tell it.
+Bud's telling at second-hand would not be conclusive. And he sincerely
+desired to save Walter from prison. For Walter Johnson was the victim of
+Dr. Small, or of Dr. Small and such novels as "The Pirate's Bride,"
+"Claude Duval," "The Wild Rover of the West Indies," and the cheap
+biographies of such men as Murrell. Small found him with his imagination
+inflamed by the history of such heroes, and opened to him the path to
+glory for which he longed.
+
+The whole morning after Ralph's arrest Bud was working on Walter's
+conscience and his fears. The poor fellow, unable to act for himself,
+was torn asunder between the old ascendency of Small and the new
+ascendency of Bud Means. Bud finally frightened him, by the fear of the
+penitentiary, into going to the place of trial. But once inside the
+door, and once in sight of Small, who was more to him than God, or,
+rather, more to him than the devil--for the devil was Walter's God, or,
+perhaps, I should say, Walter's God was a devil--once in sight of Small,
+he refused to move an inch farther. And Bud, after all his perseverance,
+was about to give up in sheer despair.
+
+Fortunately, just at that moment Small's desire to relieve himself from
+the taint of suspicion and to crush Ralph as completely as possible,
+made him overshoot the mark by asking that Walter be called to the
+stand, as we have before recounted. He knew that he had no tool so
+supple as the cowardly Walter. In the very language of the request, he
+had given Walter an intimation of what he wanted him to swear to. Walter
+listened to Small's words as to his doom. He felt that he should die of
+indecision. The perdition of a man of his stamp is to have to make up
+his mind. Such men generally fall back on some one more positive, and
+take all their resolutions ready-made. But here Walter must decide for
+himself. For the constable was already calling his name; the court, the
+spectators, and, most of all, Dr. Small, were waiting for him. He moved
+forward mechanically through the dense crowd, Bud following part of the
+way to whisper, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary." Walter shook and
+shivered at this. The witness with difficulty held up his hand long
+enough to be sworn.
+
+"Please tell the court," said Bronson, "whether you know anything of the
+whereabouts of Dr. Small on the night of the robbery at Peter
+Schroeder's."
+
+Small had detected Walter's agitation, and, taking alarm, had edged his
+way around so as to stand full in Walter's sight, and there, with keen,
+magnetic eye on the weak orbs of the young man, he was able to assume
+his old position, and sway the fellow absolutely.
+
+"On the night of the robbery"--Walter's voice was weak, but he seemed to
+be reading his answer out of Small's eyes--"on the night of the robbery
+Dr. Small came home before--" here the witness stopped and shook and
+shivered again. For Bud, detecting the effect of Small's gaze, had
+pushed his great hulk in front of Small, and had fastened his eyes on
+Walter with a look that said, "Tell the truth or go to penitentiary."
+
+"I can't, I can't. O God! What shall I do?" the witness exclaimed,
+answering the look of Bud. For it seemed to him that Bud had spoken. To
+the people and the court this agitation was inexplicable. Squire
+Hawkins's wig got awry, his glass eye turned in toward his nose, and he
+had great difficulty in keeping his teeth from falling out. The
+excitement became painfully intense. Ralph was on his feet, looking at
+the witness, and feeling that somehow Bud and Dr. Small--his good angel
+and his demon--were playing an awful game, or which he was the stake.
+The crowd swayed to and fro, but remained utterly silent, waiting to
+hear the least whisper from the witness, who stood trembling a moment
+with his hands over his face, and then fainted.
+
+The fainting of a person in a crowd is a signal for everybody else to
+make fools of themselves. There was a rush toward the fainting man,
+there was a cry for water. Everybody asked everybody else to open the
+window, and everybody wished everybody else to stand back and give him
+air. But nobody opened the window, and nobody stood back. The only
+perfectly cool man in the room was Small. With a quiet air of
+professional authority he pushed forward and felt the patient's pulse,
+remarking to the court that he thought it was a sudden attack of fever
+with delirium. When Walter revived, Dr. Small would have removed him,
+but Ralph insisted that his testimony should be heard. Under pretense of
+watching his patient, Small kept close to him. And Walter began the same
+old story about Dr. Small's having arrived at the office before eleven
+o'clock, when Bud came up behind the doctor and fastened his eyes on the
+witness with the same significant look, and Walter, with visions of the
+penitentiary before him halted, stammered, and seemed about to faint
+again.
+
+"If the court please," said Bronson, "this witness is evidently
+intimidated by that stout young man," pointing to Bud. "I have seen him
+twice interrupt witness's testimony by casting threatening looks at
+him, I trust the court will have him removed from the court-room."
+
+After a few moments' consultation, during which Squire Hawkins held his
+wig in place with one hand and alternately adjusted his eye and his
+spectacles with the other, the magistrates, who were utterly bewildered
+by the turn things were taking, decided that It could do no harm, and
+that it was best to try the experiment of removing Bud. Perhaps Johnson
+would then be able to get through with his testimony. The constable
+therefore asked Bud if he would please leave the room. Bud cast one last
+look at the witness and walked out like a captive bear.
+
+Ralph stood watching the receding form of Bud. The emergency had made
+him as cool as Small ever was. Bud stopped at the door, where he was
+completely out of sight of the witness, concealed by the excited
+spectators, who stood on the benches to see what was going on in front.
+
+"The witness will please proceed," said Bronson.
+
+"If the court please"--it was Ralph who spoke--"I believe I have as much
+at stake in this trial as any one. That witness is evidently
+intimidated. But not by Mr. Means. I ask that Dr. Small be removed out
+of sight of the witness."
+
+"A most extraordinary request, truly." This was what Small's bland
+countenance said; he did not open his lips.
+
+"It's no more than fair," said Squire Hawkins, adjusting his wig, "that
+the witness be relieved of everything that anybody might think affects
+his veracity in this matter."
+
+Dr. Small, giving Walter one friendly, appealing look, moved back by the
+door, and stood alongside Bud, as meek, quiet, and disinterested as any
+man in the house.
+
+"The witness will now proceed with his testimony." This time it was
+Squire Hawkins who spoke. Bronson had been attacked with a suspicion
+that this witness was not just what he wanted, and had relapsed into
+silence.
+
+Walter's struggle was by no means ended by the disappearance of Small
+and Bud. There came the recollection of his mother's stern face--a face
+which had never been a motive toward the right, but only a goad to
+deception. What would she say if he should confess? Just as he had
+recovered himself, and was about to repeat the old lie which had twice
+died upon his lips at the sight of Bud's look, he caught sight of
+another face, which made him tremble again. It was the lofty and
+terrible countenance of Mr. Soden. One might have thought, from the
+expression it wore, that the seven last vials were in his hands, the
+seven apocalyptic trumpets waiting for his lips, and the seven thunders
+sitting upon his eyebrows. The moment that Walter saw him he smelled the
+brimstone on his own garments, he felt himself upon the crumbling brink
+of the precipice, with perdition below him. Now I am sure that "Brother
+Sodoms" were not made wholly in vain. There are plenty of mean-spirited
+men like Walter Johnson, whose feeble consciences need all the support
+they can get from the fear of perdition, and who are incapable of any
+other conception of it than a coarse and materialistic ones Let us set
+it down to the credit of Brother Sodom, with his stiff stock, his
+thunderous face, and his awful walk, that his influence over Walter was
+on the side of truth.
+
+"Please proceed," said Squire Hawkins to Walter. The Squire's wig lay on
+one side, he had forgotten to adjust his eye, and he leaned forward,
+tremulous with interest.
+
+"Well, then," said Walter, looking not at the court nor at Bronson nor
+at the prisoner, but furtively at Mr. Soden--"well, then, if I
+must"--and Mr. Soden's awful face seemed to answer that he surely
+must--"well, then, I hope you won't send me to prison"--this to Squire
+Hawkins, whose face reassured him--"but, oh! I don't see how I can!"
+But one look at Mr. Soden assured him that he could and that he must,
+and so, with an agony painful to the spectators, he told the story in
+driblets. How, while yet in Lewisburg, he had been made a member of a
+gang of which Small was chief; how they concealed from him the names of
+all the band except six, of whom the Joneses and Small were three.
+
+Here there was a scuffle at the door. The court demanded silence.
+
+"Dr. Small's trying to git out, plague take him," said Bud, who stood
+with his back planted against the door. "I'd like the court to send and
+git his trunk afore he has a chance to burn up all the papers that's in
+it."
+
+"Constable, you will arrest Dr. Small, Peter Jones, and William Jones.
+Send two deputies to bring Small's trunk into court," said Squire
+Underwood.
+
+The prosecuting attorney was silent.
+
+Walter then told of the robbery at Schroeder's, told where he and Small
+had whittled the fence while the Joneses entered the house, and
+confirmed Ralph's story by telling how they had seen Ralph in a
+fence-corner, and how they had met the basket-maker on the hill.
+
+"_To_ be sure," said the old man, who had not ventured to hold up his
+head, after he was arrested, until Walter began his testimony.
+
+Walter felt inclined to stop, but he could not do it, for there stood
+Mr. Soden, looking to him like a messenger from the skies, or the
+bottomless pit, sent to extort the last word from his guilty soul He
+felt that he was making a clean breast of it--at the risk of perdition,
+with the penitentiary thrown in, if he faltered. And so he told the
+whole thing as though it had been the day of doom, and by the time he
+was through, Small's trunk was in court.
+
+Here a new hubbub took place at the door. It was none other than the
+crazy pauper, Tom Bifield, who personated General Andrew Jackson in the
+poor-house. He had caught some inkling of the trial, and had escaped in
+Bill Jones's absence. His red plume was flying, and in his tattered and
+filthy garb he was indeed a picturesque figure.
+
+"Squar," said he, elbowing his way through the crowd, "I kin tell you
+sornethin'. I'm Gineral Andrew Jackson. Lost my head at Bueny Visty.
+This head growed on. It a'n't good fer much. One side's tater. But
+t'other's sound as a nut. Now, I kind give you information."
+
+Bronson, with the quick perceptions of a politician, had begun to see
+which way future winds would probably blow. "If the court please," he
+said, "this man is not wholly sane, but we might get valuable
+information out of him. I suggest that his testimony be taken for what
+it is worth."
+
+"No, you don't swar me," broke in the lunatic. "Not if I knows myself.
+You see, when a feller's got one side of his head tater, he's mighty
+onsartain like. You don't swar me, fer I can't tell what minute the
+tater side'll begin to talk. I'm talkin' out of the lef' side now, and
+I'm all right. But you don't swar me. But ef you'll send some of your
+constables out to the barn at the pore-house and look under the hay-mow
+in the north-east corner, you'll find some things maybe as has been
+a-missin' fer some time. And that a'n't out of the tater side, nuther."
+
+Meantime Bud did not rest. Hearing the nature of the testimony given by
+Hank Banta before he entered, he attacked Hank and vowed he'd send him
+to prison if he didn't make a clean breast. Hank was a thorough coward,
+and, now that his friends were prisoners, was ready enough to tell the
+truth if he could be protected from prosecution. Seeing the disposition
+of the prosecuting attorney, Bud got from him a promise that he would do
+what he could to protect Hank. That worthy then took the stand,
+confessed his lie, and even told the inducement which Mr. Pete Jones
+had offered him to perjure himself.
+
+"_To_ be sure," said Pearson.
+
+Squire Hawkins, turning his right eye upon him, while the left looked at
+the ceiling, said: "Be careful, Mr. Pearson, or I shall have to punish
+you for contempt."
+
+"Why, Squar, I didn't know 'twas any sin to hev a healthy contemp' fer
+sech a thief as Jones!"
+
+The Squire looked at Mr. Pearson severely, and the latter, feeling that
+he had committed some offense without knowing it, subsided into silence.
+
+Bronson now had a keen sense of the direction of the gale.
+
+"If the court please," said he, "I have tried to do my duty in this
+case. It was my duty to prosecute Mr. Hartsook, however much I might
+feel assured that he was innocent, and that he would be able to prove
+his innocence. I now enter a _nolle_ in his case and that of John
+Pearson, and I ask that this court adjourn until to-morrow, in order to
+give me time to examine the evidence in the case of the other parties
+under arrest. I am proud to think that my efforts have been the means of
+sifting the matter to the bottom, of freeing Mr. Hartsook from
+suspicion, and of detecting the real criminals."
+
+"Ugh!" said Mr. Pearson, who conceived a great dislike to Bronson.
+
+"The court," said Squire Hawkins, "congratulates Mr. Hartsook on his
+triumphant acquittal. He is discharged from the bar of this court, and
+from the bar of public sentiment, without a suspicion of guilt.
+Constable, discharge Ralph Hartsook and John Pearson."
+
+Old Jack Means, who had always had a warm side for the master, now
+proposed three cheers for Mr. Hartsook, and they were given with a will
+by the people who would have hanged him an hour before.
+
+Mrs. Means gave it as her opinion that "Jack Means allers wuz a fool!"
+
+"This court," said Dr. Underwood, "has one other duty to perform before
+adjourning for the day. Recall Hannah Thomson."
+
+"I jist started her on ahead to git supper and milk the cows," said Mrs.
+Means. "A'n't a-goin' to have her loafin' here all day."
+
+"Constable, recall her. This court can not adjourn until she returns!"
+
+Hannah had gone but a little way, and was soon in the presence of the
+court, trembling for fear of some new calamity.
+
+"Hannah Thomson"--it was Squire Underwood who spoke--"Hannah Thomson,
+this court wishes to ask you one or two questions."
+
+"Yes, sir," but her voice died to a whisper.
+
+"How old did you say you were?
+
+"Eighteen, sir, last October."
+
+"Can you prove your age?"
+
+"Yes, sir--by my mother."
+
+"For how long are you bound to Mr. Means?"
+
+"Till I'm twenty-one."
+
+"This court feels in duty bound to inform you that, according to the
+laws of Indiana, a woman is of age at eighteen, and as no indenture
+could be made binding after you had reached your majority, you are the
+victim of a deception. You are free, and if it can be proven that you
+have been defrauded by a willful deception, a suit for damages will
+lie."
+
+"Ugh!" said Mrs. Means. "You're a purty court, a'n't you, Dr.
+Underwood?"
+
+"Be careful, Mrs. Means, or I shall have to fine you for contempt of
+court."
+
+But the people, who were in the cheering humor, cheered Hannah and the
+justices, and then cheered Ralph again. Granny Sanders shook hands with
+him, and allers knowed he'd come out right. It allers 'peared like as if
+Dr. Small warn't jist the sort to tie to, you know. And old John Pearson
+went home, after drinking two or three glasses of Welch's whisky,
+keeping time to an imaginary triumphal march, and feeling prouder than
+he had ever felt since he fit the Britishers under Scott at Lundy's
+Lane. He told his wife that the master had jist knocked the hind-sights
+offen that air young lawyer from Lewisburg.
+
+Walter was held to bail that he might appear as a witness, and Ralph
+might have sent his aunt a Roland for an Oliver. But he only sent a note
+to his uncle, asking him to go Walter's bail. If he had been resentful,
+he could not have wished for a more complete revenge than the day had
+brought.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII.
+
+AFTER THE BATTLE.
+
+
+Nothing can be more demoralizing in the long run than lynch law. And yet
+lynch law often originates in a burst of generous indignation which is
+not willing to suffer a bold oppressor to escape by means of corrupt and
+cowardly courts. It is oftener born of fear. Both motives powerfully
+agitated the people of the region round about Clifty as night drew on
+after Ralph's acquittal. They were justly indignant that Ralph had been
+made the victim of such a conspiracy, and they were frightened at the
+unseen danger to the community from such a band as that of Small's. It
+was certain that they did not know the full extent of the danger as yet.
+And what Small might do with a jury, or what Pete Jones might do with a
+sheriff, was a question. I must not detain the reader to tell how the
+mob rose. Nobody knows how such things come about. Their origin is as
+inexplicable as that of an earthquake. But, at any rate, a rope was
+twice put round Small's neck during that night, and both times Small
+was saved only by the nerve and address of Ralph, who had learned how
+unjust mob law may be. As for Small, he neither trembled when they were
+ready to hang him, nor looked relieved when he was saved, nor showed the
+slightest flush of penitence or gratitude. He bore himself in a quiet,
+gentlemanly way throughout, like the admirable villain that he was.
+
+He waived a preliminary examination the next day; his father went his
+bail, and he forfeited bail and disappeared from the county and from the
+horizon of my story. Two reports concerning Small have been in
+circulation--one that he was running a faro-bank in San Francisco, the
+other that he was curing consumption in New York by some quack process.
+If this latter were true, it would leave it an open question whether
+Ralph did well to save him from the gallows. Pete Jones and Bill, as
+usually happens to the rougher villains, went to prison, and when their
+terms had expired moved to Pike County, Missouri.
+
+But it is about Hannah that you wish to hear, and that I wish to tell.
+She went straight from the court room to Flat Creek, climbed to her
+chamber, packed in a handkerchief all her earthly goods, consisting
+chiefly of a few family relics, and turned her back on the house of
+Means forever. At the gate she met the old woman, who shook her fist in
+the girl's face and gave her a parting benediction in the words: "You
+mis'able, ongrateful critter you, go 'long. I'm glad to be shed of you!"
+At the barn she met Bud, and he told her good-by with a little huskiness
+in his voice, while a tear glistened in her eyes. Bud had been a friend
+in need, and such a friend one does not leave without a pang.
+
+"Where are you going? Can I--"
+
+"No, no!" And with that she hastened on, afraid that Bud would offer to
+hitch up the roan colt. And she did not want to add to his domestic
+unhappiness by compromising him in that way.
+
+It was dusk and was raining when she left. The hours were long, the road
+was lonely, and after the revelations of that day it did not seem wholly
+safe. But from the moment that she found herself free, her heart had
+been ready to break with an impatient homesickness. What though there
+might be robbers in the woods? What though there were ten rough miles to
+travel? What though the rain was in her face? What though she had not
+tasted food since the morning of that exciting day? Flat Creek and
+bondage were behind; freedom, mother, Shocky, and home were before her,
+and her feet grew lighter with the thought. And if she needed any other
+joy, it was to know that the master was clear. And he would come? And
+so she traversed the weary distance, and so she inquired and found the
+house, the beautiful, homely old house of beautiful, homely old Nancy
+Sawyer, and knocked, and was admitted, and fell down, faint and weary,
+at her blind mother's feet, and laid her tired head in her mother's lap
+and wept and wept like a child, and said, "O mother! I'm free! I'm
+free!" while the mother's tears baptized her face, and the mother's
+trembling fingers combed out her tresses. And Shocky stood by her and
+cried: "I knowed God wouldn't forget you, Hanner!"
+
+Hannah was ready now to do anything by which she could support her
+mother and Shocky. She was strong, and inured to toil. She was willing
+and cheerful, and she would gladly have gone to service if by that means
+she could have supported the family. And, for that matter her mother was
+already able nearly to support herself by her knitting. But Hannah had
+been carefully educated when young, and at that moment the old public
+schools were being organized into a graded school, and the good
+minister, who shall be nameless, because he is, perhaps, still
+living in Indiana, and who in Methodist parlance was called "the
+preacher-in-charge of Lewisburg Station"--this good minister and Miss
+Nancy Sawyer got Hannah a place as teacher in the primary department.
+And then a little house with four rooms was rented, and a little, a very
+little furniture was put into it, and the old sweet home was established
+again. The father was gone, never to come back again. But the rest were
+here. And somehow Hannah kept waiting for somebody else to come.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII.
+
+INTO THE LIGHT.
+
+
+For two weeks longer Ralph taught at the Flat Creek school-house. He was
+everybody's hero. And he was Bud's idol. He did what he could to get Bud
+and Martha together, and though Bud always "saw her safe home" after
+this, and called on her every Sunday evening, yet, to save his life, he
+could not forget his big fists and his big feet long enough to say what
+he most wanted to say, and what Martha most wanted him to say.
+
+At the end of two weeks Ralph found himself exceedingly weary of Flat
+Creek, and exceedingly glad to hear from Mr. Means that the school-money
+had "gin out." It gave him a good excuse to return to Lewisburg, where
+his heart and his treasure were. A certain sense of delicacy had kept
+him from writing to Hannah just yet.
+
+When he got to Lewisburg he had good news. His uncle, ashamed of his
+previous neglect, and perhaps with an eye to his nephew's growing
+popularity, had got him the charge of the grammar department in the new
+graded school in the village. So he quietly arranged to board at a
+boarding-house. His aunt could not have him about, of which fact he was
+very glad. She could not but feel, she said, that he might have taken
+better care of Walter than he did, when they were only four miles apart.
+
+He did not hasten to call on Hannah. Why should he? He sent her a
+message, of no consequence in itself, by Nancy Sawyer. Then he took
+possession of his school; and then, on the evening of the first day of
+school, he went, as he had appointed to himself, to see Hannah Thomson.
+
+And she, with some sweet presentiment, had got things ready by fixing up
+the scantily-furnished room as well as she could. And Miss Nancy Sawyer,
+who had seen Ralph that afternoon, had guessed that he was going to see
+Hannah. It's wonderful how much enjoyment a generous heart can get out
+of the happiness of others. Is not that what He meant when he said of
+such as Miss Sawyer that they should have a hundred-fold in this life
+for all their sacrifices? Did not Miss Nancy enjoy a hundred weddings
+and have the love of five hundred children? And so Miss Nancy just
+happened over at Mrs. Thomson's humble home, and, just in the most
+matter-of-course way, asked that lady and Shocky to come over to her
+house. Shocky wanted Hannah to come too. But Hannah blushed a little,
+and said that she would rather not.
+
+And when she was left alone, Hannah fixed her hair two or three times,
+and swept the hearth, and moved the chairs first one way and then
+another, and did a good many other needless things. Needless: for a
+lover, if he be a lover, does not see furniture or dress.
+
+And then she sat down by the fire, and tried to sew, and tried to look
+unconcerned, and tried to feel unconcerned, and tried not to expect
+anybody, and tried to make her heart keep still. And tried in vain. For
+a gentle rap at the door sent her pulse up twenty beats a minute and
+made her face burn. And Hartsook was for the first time, abashed in the
+presence of Hannah. For the oppressed girl had, in two weeks, blossomed
+out into the full-blown woman.
+
+And Ralph sat down by the fire, and talked of his school and her school,
+and everything else but what he wanted to talk about. And then the
+conversation drifted back to Flat Creek, and to the walk through the
+pasture, and to the box-elder tree, and to the painful talk in the lane.
+And Hannah begged to be forgiven, and Ralph laughed at the idea that she
+had done anything wrong. And she praised his goodness to Shocky, and he
+drew her little note out of--But I agreed not tell you where he kept it.
+And then she blushed, and he told how the note had sustained him, and
+how her white face kept up his courage in his flight down the bed of
+Clifty Creek. And he sat a little nearer, to show her the note that he
+had carried in his bosom--I have told it! And--but I must not proceed. A
+love-scene, ever so beautiful in itself, will not bear telling. And so I
+shall leave a little gap just here, which you may fill up as you please.
+. . . Somehow, they never knew how, they got to talking about the future
+instead of the past, after that, and to planning their two lives as one
+life. And . . . And when Miss Nancy and Mrs. Thomson returned later in
+the evening, Ralph was standing by the mantel-piece, but Shocky noticed
+that his chair was close to Hannah's. And good Miss Nancy Sawyer looked
+in Hannah's face and was happy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV.
+
+"HOW IT CAME OUT"
+
+
+We are all children in reading stories. We want more than all else to
+know how it all came out at the end, and, if our taste is not perverted,
+we like it to come out well. For my part, ever since I began to write
+this story, I have been anxious to know how it was going to come out.
+
+Well, there were very few invited. It took place at ten in the morning.
+The "preacher-in-charge" came, of course. Miss Nancy Sawyer was there.
+But Ralph's uncle was away, and Aunt Matilda had a sore throat and
+couldn't come. Perhaps the memory of the fact that she had refused Mrs.
+Thomson, the pauper, a bed for two nights, affected her throat. But Miss
+Nancy and her sister were there, and the preacher. And that was all,
+besides the family, and Bud and Martha. Of course Bud and Martha came.
+And driving Martha to a wedding in a "jumper" was the one opportunity
+Bud needed. His hands were busy, his big boots were out of sight, and it
+was so easy to slip from Ralph's love affair to his own, that Bud
+somehow, in pulling Martha Hawkins's shawl about her, stammered out half
+a proposal, which Martha, generous soul, took for the whole ceremony,
+and accepted. And Bud was so happy that Ralph guessed from his face and
+voice that the agony was over, and Bud was betrothed at last to the
+"gal as was a gal."
+
+And after Ralph and Hannah were married--there was no trip, Ralph only
+changed his boarding-place and became head of the house at Mrs.
+Thomson's thereafter--after it was all over, Bud came to Mr. Hartsook,
+and, snickering just a little, said as how as him and Martha had fixed
+it all up, and now they wanted to ax his advice; and Martha proud but
+blushing, came up and nodded assent. Bud said as how as he hadn't got no
+book-larnin' nor nothin', and as how as he wanted to be somethin', and
+put in his best licks fer Him, you know'. And that Marthy, she was of
+the same way of thinkin', and that was a blessin'. And the Squire was
+a-goin' to marry agin', and Marthy would ruther vacate. And his mother
+and Mirandy was sech as he wouldn't take no wife to. And he thought as
+how Mr. Hartsook might think of some way or some place where he and
+Marthy mout make a livin' fer the present, and put in their best licks
+fer Him, you know.
+
+Ralph thought a moment. He was about to make an allusion to Hercules and
+the Augean stables, but he remembered that Bud would not understand it,
+though it might remind Martha of something she had seen at the East, the
+time she was to Bosting.
+
+"Bud, my dear friend," said Ralph, "it looks a little hard to ask you to
+take a new wife"--here Bud looked admiringly at Martha--"to the
+poor-house. But I don't know anywhere where you can do so much good for
+Christ as by taking charge of that place, and I can get the appointment
+for you. The new commissioners want just such a man."
+
+"What d'ye say, Marthy?" said Bud.
+
+"Why, somebody ought to do for the poor, and I should like to do it."
+
+And so Hercules cleaned the Augean stables.
+
+And so my humble, homely Hoosier story of twenty years ago[29] draws to
+a close, and not without regret I take leave of Ralph and Hannah; and
+Shocky, and Bud, and Martha, and Miss Nancy, and of my readers.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+P.S.--A copy of the Lewisburg _Jeffersonian_ came into my hands to-day,
+and I see by its columns that Ralph Hartsook is principal of the
+Lewisburg Academy. It took me some time, however, to make out that the
+sheriff of the county, Mr. Israel W. Means, was none other than my old
+friend Bud, of the Church of the Best Licks. I was almost as much
+puzzled over his name as I was when I saw an article in a city paper, by
+Prof. W.J. Thomson, on Poor-Houses. I should not have recognized the
+writer as Shocky, had I not known that Shocky has given his spare time
+to making outcasts feel that God has not forgot.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 29: Written in 1871.]
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
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