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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 14470 ***
+
+ VOLUME XII
+
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT PLAYING THE FLUTE
+ _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+
+
+
+ THE GERMAN CLASSICS
+ OF
+ THE NINETEENTH AND
+ TWENTIETH CENTURY
+
+
+ Masterpieces of German Literature
+ TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH
+
+
+
+ EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ KUNO FRANCKE, PH.D., LL.D., LITT.D.
+ Professor of the History of German Culture,
+ Emeritus, and Honorary Curator of the Germanic Museum,
+ Harvard University
+
+
+ ASSISTANT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ WILLIAM GUILD HOWARD, A.M.
+ Professor of German, Harvard University
+
+
+ In Twenty Volumes Illustrated
+
+
+
+ ALBANY, N.Y.
+ J.B. LYON COMPANY
+ PUBLISHERS
+ Copyright 1914
+
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTRIBUTORS AND TRANSLATORS
+
+
+
+VOLUME XII
+
+
+Special Writers
+
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Life of
+Gustav Freytag.
+
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: The Life of Theodor Fontane.
+
+
+Translators
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Journalists.
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: Effi Briest; Extracts from "My Childhood
+Days."
+
+E.H. BABBITT, A.B., Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College:
+Doctor Luther; Frederick the Great.
+
+MARGARETE MÜNSTERBERG:
+
+Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck; The Bridge by the Tay.
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME XII
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+ The Life of Gustav Freytag. By Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ The Journalists. Translated by Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ Doctor Luther. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+ Frederick the Great. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+ The Life of Theodor Fontane. By William A. Cooper
+
+ Effi Briest. Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Extracts from "My Childhood Days." Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck. Translated by Margarete Münsterberg
+
+ The Bridge by the Tay. Translated by Margarete Münsterberg
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS--VOLUME XII
+
+Frederick the Great Playing the Flute.
+ By Adolph von Menzel. _Frontispiece_
+
+Gustav Freytag. By Stauffer-Bern
+
+At the Concert. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Nature Enthusiasts. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+On the Terrace. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+In the Beergarden. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Lunch Buffet at Kissingen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Luther Monument at Worms. By Ernst Rietschel
+
+Frederick William I Inspecting a School. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Court Ball at Rheinsberg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great and His Round Table. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great on a Pleasure Trip. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Theodor Fontane. By Hanns Fechner
+
+Fontane Monument at Neu-Ruppin
+
+A Sunday in the Garden of the Tuileries. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Divine Service in the Woods at Kösen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+A Street Scene at Paris. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Procession at Gastein. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+High Altar at Salzburg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Bathing Boys. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frau von Schleinitz "At Home." By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Supper at a Court Ball. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+
+
+
+
+EDITOR'S NOTE
+
+This volume, containing representative works by two of the foremost
+realists of midcentury German literature, Freytag and Fontane, brings,
+as an artistic parallel, selections from the work of the greatest
+realist of midcentury German painting: Adolph von Menzel.
+
+KUNO FRANCKE.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+
+By ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+Author of _A History of Germany in the Middle Ages; A Short History of
+Germany, etc._
+
+
+It is difficult to assign to Gustav Freytag his exact niche in the
+hall of fame, because of his many-sidedness. He wrote one novel of
+which the statement has been made by an eminent French critic that no
+book in the German language, with the exception of the Bible, has
+enjoyed in its day so wide a circulation; he wrote one comedy which
+for years was more frequently played than any other on the German
+stage; he wrote a series of historical sketches--_Pictures of the
+German Past_ he calls them--which hold a unique place in German
+literature, being as charming in style as they are sound in
+scholarship. Add to these a work on the principles of dramatic
+criticism that is referred to with respect by the very latest writers
+on the subject, an important biography, a second very successful
+novel, and a series of six historical romances that vary in interest,
+indeed, but that are a noble monument to his own nation and that,
+alone, would have made him famous.
+
+As a novelist Freytag is often compared with Charles Dickens, largely
+on account of the humor that so frequently breaks forth from his
+pages. It is a different kind of humor, not so obstreperous, not so
+exaggerated, but it helps to lighten the whole in much the same way.
+One moment it is an incongruous simile, at another a bit of sly
+satire; now infinitely small things are spoken of as though they were
+great, and again we have the reverse.
+
+It is in his famous comedy, _The Journalists_, which appeared in 1853,
+that Freytag displays his humor to its best advantage. Some of the
+situations themselves, without being farcical, are exceedingly
+amusing, as when the Colonel, five minutes after declaiming against
+the ambition of journalists and politicians, and enumerating the
+different forms under which it is concealed, lets his own ambition run
+away with him and is won by the very same arts he has just been
+denouncing. Again, Bolz's capture of the wine-merchant Piepenbrink at
+the ball given under the auspices of the rival party is very cleverly
+described indeed. There is a difference of opinion as to whether or
+not Bolz was inventing the whole dramatic story of his rescue by
+Oldendorf, but there can be no difference of opinion as to the
+comicality of the scene that follows, where, under the very eyes of
+his rivals and with the consent of the husband, Bolz prepares to kiss
+Mrs. Piepenbrink. The play abounds with curious little bits of satire,
+quaint similes and unexpected exaggerations. "There is so much that
+happens," says Bolz in his editorial capacity, "and so tremendously
+much that does not happen, that an honest reporter should never be at
+a loss for novelties." Playing dominoes with polar bears, teaching
+seals the rudiments of journalism, waking up as an owl with tufts of
+feathers for ears and a mouse in one's beak, are essentially
+Freytagian conceptions; and no one else could so well have expressed
+Bolz's indifference to further surprises--they may tell him if they
+will that some one has left a hundred millions for the purpose of
+painting all negroes white, or of making Africa four-cornered; but he,
+Bolz, has reached a state of mind where he will accept as truth
+anything and everything.
+
+Freytag's greatest novel, entitled _Soll und Haben_ (the technical
+commercial terms for "debit" and "credit"), appeared in 1856. _Dombey
+and Son_ by Dickens had been published a few years before and is worth
+our attention for a moment because of a similarity of theme in the two
+works. In both, the hero is born of the people, but comes in contact
+with the aristocracy not altogether to his own advantage; in both,
+looming in the background of the story, is the great mercantile house
+with its vast and mysterious transactions. The writer of this short
+article does not hesitate to place _Debit and Credit_ far ahead of
+_Dombey and Son_. That does not mean that there are not single
+episodes, and occasionally a character, in _Dombey and Son_ that the
+German author could never have achieved. But, considered as an
+artistic whole, the English novel is so disjointed and uneven that the
+interest often flags and almost dies, while many of the characters are
+as grotesque and wooden as so many jumping-jacks. In Freytag's work,
+on the other hand, the different parts are firmly knitted together; an
+ethical purpose runs through the whole, and there is a careful
+subordination of the individual characters to the general plan of the
+whole structure. It is much the same contrast as that between an
+old-fashioned Italian opera and a modern German tone-drama. In the one
+case the effects are made through senseless repetition and through
+_tours de force_ of the voice; in the other there is a steady
+progression in dramatic intensity, link joining link without a gap.
+
+But to say that _Debit and Credit_ is a finer book than _Dombey and
+Son_ is not to claim that Freytag, all in all, is a greater novelist
+than Dickens. The man of a single fine book would have to be
+superlatively great to equal one who could show such fertility in
+creation of characters or produce such masterpieces of description.
+Dickens reaches heights of passion to which Freytag could never
+aspire; in fact the latter's temperament strikes one as rather a cool
+one. Even Spielhagen, far inferior to him in many regards, could
+thrill where Freytag merely interests.
+
+Freytag's _forte_ lay in fidelity of depiction, in the power to
+ascertain and utilize essential facts. It would not be fair to say
+that he had little imagination, for in the parts of _The Ancestors_
+that have to do with remote times, times of which our whole knowledge
+is gained from a few paragraphs in old chronicles and where the
+scenes and incidents have to be invented, he is at his best. But one
+of his great merits lies in his evident familiarity with the
+localities mentioned in the pages as well as with the social
+environment of his personages. The house of T.D. Schröter in _Debit
+and Credit_ had its prototype in the house of Molinari in Breslau, and
+at the Molinaris Freytag was a frequent visitor. Indeed in the company
+of the head of the firm he even undertook just such a journey to the
+Polish provinces in troubled times as he makes Anton take with
+Schröter. Again, the life in the newspaper office, so amusingly
+depicted in _The Journalists_, was out of the fulness of his own
+experience as editor of a political sheet. A hundred little natural
+touches thus add to the realism of the whole and make the figures, as
+a German critic says, "stand out like marble statues against a hedge
+of yew." The reproach has been made that many of Freytag's characters
+are too much alike. He has distinct types which repeat themselves both
+in the novels and in the plays. George Saalfeld in _Valentine_, for
+instance, is strikingly like Bolz in _The Journalists_ or Fink in
+_Debit and Credit_. Freytag's answer to such objections was that an
+author, like any other artist, must work from models, which he is not
+obliged constantly to change. The feeling for the solidarity of the
+arts was very strong with him. He practically abandoned writing for
+the stage just after achieving his most noted success and merely for
+the reason that in poetic narration, as he called it, he saw the
+possibility of being still more dramatic. He felt hampered by the
+restrictions which the necessarily limited length of an evening's
+performance placed upon him, and wished more time and space for the
+explanation of motives and the development of his plot. In his novel,
+then, he clung to exactly the same arrangement of his theme as in his
+drama--its initial presentation, the intensification of the interest,
+the climax, the revulsion, the catastrophe. Again, in the matter of
+contrast he deliberately followed the lead of the painter who knows
+which colors are complementary and also which ones will clash.
+
+[Illustration: GUSTAV FREYTAG. STAUFFER-BERN]
+
+What, now, are some of the special qualities that have made
+Freytag's literary work so enduring, so dear to the Teuton heart, so
+successful in every sense of the word? For one thing, there are a
+clearness, conciseness and elegance of style, joined to a sort of
+musical rhythm, that hold one captive from the beginning. So evident
+is his meaning in every sentence that his pages suffer less by
+translation than is the case with almost any other author.
+
+Freytag's highly polished sentences seem perfectly spontaneous, though
+we know that he went through a long period of rigid training before
+achieving success. "For five years," he himself writes, "I had pursued
+the secret of dramatic style; like the child in the fairy-tale I had
+sought it from the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars. At length I had found
+it: my soul could create securely and comfortably after the manner
+which the stage itself demanded." He had found it, we are given to
+understand, in part through the study of the French dramatists of his
+own day of whom Scribe was one just then in vogue. From them, says a
+critic, he learned "lightness of touch, brevity, conciseness,
+directness, the use of little traits as a means of giving insight into
+character, different ways of keeping the interest at the proper point
+of tension, and a thousand little devices for clearing the stage of
+superfluous figures or making needed ones appear at the crucial
+moment." Among his tricks of style, if we may call them so, are
+inversion and elision; by the one he puts the emphasis just where he
+wishes, by the other he hastens the action without sacrificing the
+meaning. Another of his weapons is contrast--grave and gay, high and
+low succeed each other rapidly, while vice and virtue follow suit.
+
+No writer ever trained himself for his work more consciously and
+consistently. He experimented with each play, watched its effect on
+his audiences, asked himself seriously whether their apparent want of
+interest in this or that portion was due to some defect in his work or
+to their own obtuseness. He had failures, but remarkably few, and they
+did not discourage him; nor did momentary success in one field
+prevent him from abandoning it for another in which he hoped to
+accomplish greater things. He is his own severest critic, and in his
+autobiography speaks of certain productions as worthless which are
+only relatively wanting in merit.
+
+Freytag's orderly treatment of his themes affords constant pleasure to
+the reader. He proceeds as steadily toward his climax as the builder
+does toward the highest point of his roof. He had learned much about
+climaxes, so he tells us himself, from Walter Scott, who was the first
+to see the importance of a great final or concluding effect.
+
+We have touched as yet merely on externals. Elegance of style,
+orderliness of arrangement, consecutiveness of thought alone would
+never have given Freytag his place in German literature. All these had
+first to be consecrated to the service of a great idea. That idea as
+expressed in _Debit and Credit_ is that the hope of the German nation
+rests in its steady commercial or working class. He shows the dignity,
+yes, the poetry of labor. The nation had failed to secure the needed
+political reforms, to the bitter disappointment of numerous patriots;
+Freytag's mission was to teach that there were other things worth
+while besides these constitutional liberties of which men had so long
+dreamed and for which they had so long struggled.
+
+Incidentally he holds the decadent noble up to scorn, and shows how he
+still clings to his old pretensions while their very basis is
+crumbling under him. It is a new and active life that Freytag
+advocates, one of toil and of routine, but one that in the end will
+give the highest satisfaction. Such ideas were products of the
+revolution of 1848, and they found the ground prepared for them by
+that upheaval. Freytag, as Fichte had done in 1807 and 1808,
+inaugurated a campaign of education which was to prove enormously
+successful. A French critic writes of _Debit and Credit_ that it was
+"the breviary in which a whole generation of Germans learned to read
+and to think," while an English translator (three translations of the
+book appeared in England in the same year) calls it the _Uncle Tom's
+Cabin_ of the German workingman. A German critic is furious that a
+work of such real literary merit should be compared to one so flat and
+insipid as Mrs. Stowe's production; but he altogether misses the
+point, which is the effect on the people of a spirited defense of
+those who had hitherto had no advocate.
+
+Freytag has been called an opportunist, but the term should not be
+considered one of reproach. It certainly was opportune that his great
+work appeared at the moment when it was most needed, a moment of
+discouragement, of disgust at everything high and low. It brought its
+smiling message and remained to cheer and comfort. _The Journalists_,
+too, was opportune, for it called attention to a class of men whose
+work was as important as it was unappreciated. Up to 1848, the year of
+the revolution, the press had been under such strict censorship that
+any frank discussion of public matters had been out of the question.
+But since then distinguished writers, like Freytag himself, had taken
+the helm. Even when not radical, they were dreaded by the
+reactionaries, and even Freytag escaped arrest in Prussia only by
+hastily becoming a court official of his friend the Duke of
+Saxe-Coburg and Gotha--within whose domains he already owned an estate
+and was in the habit of residing for a portion of each year--and thus
+renouncing his Prussian citizenship. Even Freytag's _Pictures from the
+German Past_ may be said to have been opportune. Already, for a
+generation, the new school of scientific historians--the Rankes, the
+Wattenbachs, the Waitzs, the Giesebrechts--had been piling up their
+discoveries, and collating and publishing manuscripts describing the
+results of their labors. They lived on too high a plane for the
+ordinary reader. Freytag did not attempt to "popularize" them by cheap
+methods. He served as an interpreter between the two extremes. He
+chose a type of facts that would have seemed trivial to the great
+pathfinders, worked them up with care from the sources, and by his
+literary art made them more than acceptable to the world at large. In
+these _Pictures from the German Past_, as in the six volumes of the
+series of historical romances entitled _The Ancestors_, a patriotic
+purpose was not wanting. Freytag wished to show his Germans that they
+had a history to be proud of, a history whose continuity was unbroken;
+the nation had been through great vicissitudes, but everything had
+tended to prove that the German has an inexhaustible fund of reserve
+force. Certain national traits, certain legal institutions, could be
+followed back almost to the dawn of history, and it would be found
+that the Germans of the first centuries of our era were not nearly so
+barbarous as had been supposed.
+
+And so with a wonderful talent for selecting typical and essential
+facts and not overburdening his narrative with detail he leads us down
+the ages. The hero of his introductory romance in _The Ancestors_ is a
+Vandal chieftain who settles among the Thuringians at the time of the
+great wandering of the nations--the hero of the last of the series is
+a journalist of the nineteenth century. All are descendants of the one
+family, and Freytag has a chance to develop some of his theories of
+heredity. Not only can bodily aptitudes and mental peculiarities be
+transmitted, but also the tendency to act in a given case much as the
+ancestor would have done.
+
+It cannot be denied that as Freytag proceeds with _The Ancestors_ the
+tendency to instruct and inform becomes too marked. He had begun his
+career in the world by lecturing on literature at the University of
+Breslau, but had severed his connection with that institution because
+he was not allowed to branch out into history. Possibly those who
+opposed him were right and the two subjects are incapable of
+amalgamation. Freytag in this, his last great work, revels in the
+fulness of his knowledge of facts, but shows more of the thoroughness
+of the scholar than of the imagination of the poet. The novels become
+epitomes of the history of the time. No type of character may be
+omitted. So popes and emperors, monks and missionaries, German
+warriors and Roman warriors, minstrels and students, knights,
+crusaders, colonists, landskechts, and mercenaries are dragged in and
+made to do their part with all too evident fidelity to truth.
+
+We owe much of our knowledge of Freytag's life to a charming
+autobiography which served as a prefatory volume to his collected
+works. Freytag lived to a ripe old age, dying in 1895 at the age of
+seventy-nine. Both as a newspaper editor and as a member of parliament
+(the former from 1848 to 1860, the latter for the four years from 1867
+to 1871) he had shown his patriotism and his interest in public
+affairs. Many of his numerous essays, written for the _Grenzboten_,
+are little masterpieces and are to be found among his collected works
+published in 1888. As a member of parliament, indeed, he showed no
+marked ability and his name is associated with no important measure.
+
+Not to conceal his shortcoming it must be said that Freytag, at the
+time of the accession to the throne of the present head of the German
+Empire, laid himself open to much censure by attacking the memory of
+the dead Emperor Frederick who had always been his friend and patron.
+
+In conclusion it may be said that no one claims for Freytag a place in
+the front rank of literary geniuses. He is no Goethe, no Schiller, no
+Dante, no Milton, no Shakespeare. He is not a pioneer, has not changed
+the course of human thought. But yet he is an artist of whom his
+country may well be proud, who has added to the happiness of hundreds
+of thousands of Germans, and who only needs to be better understood to
+be thoroughly enjoyed by foreigners.
+
+England and America have much to learn from him--the value of long,
+careful, and unremitting study; the advantage of being thoroughly
+familiar with the scenes and types of character depicted; the charm of
+an almost unequaled simplicity and directness. He possessed the rare
+gift of being able to envelop every topic that he touched with an
+atmosphere of elegance and distinction. His productions are not
+ephemeral, but are of the kind that will endure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+_GUSTAV FREYTAG_
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+#THE JOURNALISTS#
+
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
+
+ BERG, _retired Colonel_.
+
+ IDA, _his daughter_.
+
+ ADELAIDE RUNECK.
+
+ SENDEN, _landed proprietor_.
+ _
+ PROFESSOR OLDENDORF, _editor-in-chief_. |
+ |
+ CONRAD BOLZ, _editor_. |
+ |
+ BELLMAUS, _on the staff._. |
+ |
+ KÄMPE, _on the staff_. } of the newspaper
+ | _The Union_.
+ KÖRNER, _on the staff_. |
+ |
+ PRINTER HENNING, _owner_. |
+ |
+ MILLER, _factotum_. _|
+
+ _
+ BLUMENBERG, _editor_. |
+ } of the newspaper
+ SCHMOCK, _on the staff_. _| _Coriolanus_.
+
+
+
+ PIEPENBRINK, _wine merchant and voter_.
+
+ LOTTIE, _his wife_.
+
+ BERTHA, _their daughter_.
+
+ KLEINMICHEL _citizen and voter_.
+
+ FRITZ, _his son_.
+
+ JUDGE SCHWARZ.
+
+ _A foreign ballet-dancer._
+
+ KORB, _secretary for Adelaide's estate_.
+
+ CARL, _the Colonel's man-servant._
+
+ _A waiter._
+
+ _Club-guests._ _Deputations of citizens_.
+
+
+
+_Place of action: A provincial capital._
+
+
+THE JOURNALISTS[1] (1853)
+
+TRANSLATED BY ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_A summer parlor in the_ COLONEL'S _house. Handsome furnishings. In
+the centre of rear wall an open door, behind it a verandah and garden;
+on the sides of rear wall large windows. Right and left, doors; on the
+right, well in front, a window. Tables, chairs, a small sofa_.
+
+IDA _is sitting in front on the right reading a book. The_ COLONEL
+_enters through centre door with an open box in his hand in which are
+dahlias_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Here, Ida, are the new varieties of dahlias our gardener has grown.
+You'll have to rack your brains to find names for them. Day after
+tomorrow is the Horticultural Society meeting, when I am to exhibit
+and christen them.
+
+IDA.
+
+This light-colored one here should be called the "Adelaide."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide Buneck, of course. Your own name is out of the running, for
+as a little dahlia you have long been known to the flower-trade.
+
+IDA.
+
+One shall be called after your favorite writer, "Boz."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Splendid! And it must be a really fine one, this yellow one here with
+violet points. And the third one--how shall we christen that?
+
+IDA (_stretching out her hand entreatingly to her father_).
+
+"Edward Oldendorf."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What! The professor? The editor? Oh no, that will not do! It was bad
+enough for him to take over the paper; but that he now has allowed
+himself to be led by his party into running for Parliament--that I can
+never forgive him.
+
+IDA.
+
+Here he comes himself.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It used to be a pleasure to me to hear his footstep; now I can hardly
+keep from being rude when I see him.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good morning, Colonel!
+
+IDA (_with a friendly greeting_).
+
+Good morning, Edward. Help me to admire the new dahlias that father
+has grown.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But do not trouble the professor. Such trifles no longer interest him;
+he has bigger things in his head.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events I have not lost my ability to enjoy what gives you
+pleasure.
+
+COLONEL (_grumbling to himself_).
+
+You have not given me much proof of that. I fear you take pleasure in
+doing the very things that vex me. You are doubtless quite busy now
+with your election, Mr. Future Member of Parliament!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know, Colonel, that I myself have less than any one else to do
+with it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, I don't believe that! It is the usual custom in such elections, I
+imagine, to pay court to influential persons and shake hands with the
+voters, to make speeches, scatter promises, and do all the other
+little devil's tricks.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You yourself do not believe, Colonel, that I would do anything
+discreditable?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not? I am not so sure, Oldendorf. Since you have turned journalist,
+edit your _Union_ and daily reproach the State with its faulty
+organization, you are no longer what you used to be.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who up to this point has been conversing with_ IDA _about
+the flowers, but now turns to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Does what I now say or write conflict with my former views? It would
+be hard to convince me of that. And still less can you have noticed
+any change in my feelings or in my conduct toward you.
+
+COLONEL (_obdurate_).
+
+Well, I don't see what reason you would have for that. I am not going
+to spoil my morning by quarreling. Ida may try to straighten things
+out with you. I am going to my flowers. [_Takes the box and exit
+toward the garden._]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+What has put your father in such a bad humor? Has something in the
+newspaper vexed him again?
+
+IDA.
+
+I do not think so. But it annoys him that now in politics you again
+find it necessary to advocate measures he detests and attack
+institutions he reveres. (_Shyly._) Edward, is it really impossible
+for you to withdraw from the election?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It is impossible.
+
+IDA.
+
+I should then have you here, and father could regain his good humor;
+for he would highly appreciate the sacrifice you were making for him,
+and we could look forward to a future as peaceful as our past has
+been.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I know that, Ida, and I feel anything but pleasure at the prospect of
+becoming member for this town; yet I cannot withdraw.
+
+IDA (_turning away_).
+
+Father is right. You have changed entirely since becoming editor of
+the paper.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Ida! You too! If this is going to cause discord between us I shall
+indeed feel badly.
+
+IDA.
+
+Dear Edward! I am only grieving at losing you for so long.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am not yet elected. If I do become member and can have my way, I
+will take you to the capital and never let you leave my side again.
+
+IDA.
+
+Ah, Edward, we can't think of that now! But do spare father.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know how much I stand from him; and I don't give up hope of his
+becoming reconciled to me. The election once over, I will make another
+appeal to his heart. I may wrest from him a favorable answer that will
+mean our marriage.
+
+IDA.
+
+But do humor his little foibles. He is in the garden near his dahlia
+bed; express your delight over the gay colors. If you go at it
+skilfully enough perhaps he may still call one the "Edward Oldendorf."
+We have been talking of it already. Come! [_Exeunt both._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, CARL, SCHMOCK.
+
+SENDEN (_entering_).
+
+Is the Colonel alone?
+
+CARL.
+
+Professor Oldendorf is with him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Take in our names. [_Exit_ CARL.] This everlasting Oldendorf! I say,
+Blumenberg, this connection of the old gentleman with the _Union_ must
+stop. We cannot really call him one of us so long as the professor
+frequents this house. We need the Colonel's influential personality.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is the best-known house in town--the best society, good wine, and
+art.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I have my private reasons, too, for bringing the Colonel over to our
+side. And everywhere the professor and his clique block our way.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The friendship shall cease. I promise you that it shall cease,
+gradually, within the next few weeks. The first step has already been
+taken. The gentlemen of the _Union_ have fallen into the trap.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Into what trap?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The one I set for them in our paper. [_Turning upon_ SCHMOCK _who is
+standing in the doorway._] Why do you stand here, Schmock? Can't you
+wait at the gate?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I went where you did. Why should I not stand here? I know the Colonel
+as well as you do.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Don't be forward and don't be impudent. Go and wait at the gate, and
+when I bring you the article, quickly run with it to the
+press--understand?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I help understanding when you croak like a raven?
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A -G, Munich_
+AT THE CONCERT ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+BLUMENBERG (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+He is a vulgar person, but he is useful! Now that we are alone,
+listen! The other day when you brought me to call here, I begged the
+Colonel just to write down his ideas on the questions of the day.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, alas! You piled on the flattery much too thick, but the old
+gentleman did, nevertheless, at last take fire.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We begged him to read to us what he had written; he read it to us, we
+praised it.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was very tiresome all the same.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+I begged it of him for our paper.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, unfortunately! And now I must carry these bulky things to your
+press. These articles are too heavy; they won't do the _Coriolanus_
+any good.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Yet I printed them gladly. When a man has written for a paper he
+becomes a good friend of that paper. The Colonel at once subscribed
+for the _Coriolanus_, and, the next day, invited me to dinner.
+
+SENDEN (_shrugging his shoulders_).
+
+If that is all you gain by it!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is merely the beginning.--The articles are clumsy; why should I not
+say so?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+God knows they are!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And no one knows who the author is.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+That was the old gentleman's stipulation. I imagine he is afraid of
+Oldendorf.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And precisely what I anticipated has come to pass. Oldendorf's paper
+has today attacked these articles. Here is the latest issue of the
+_Union_.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Let me look at it. Well, that will be a fine mix-up! Is the attack
+insulting?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The Colonel will be sure to consider it so. Don't you think that that
+will help us against the professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor you are the slyest devil that ever crept out of an
+inkstand!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Give it to me, the Colonel is coming. _Enter the_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good morning, gentlemen!--[_aside_] and that Oldendorf should just
+happen to be here! If only he will remain in the garden! Well, Mr.
+Editor, how is the _Coriolanus_?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Our readers admire the new articles marked with an arrow. Is there any
+chance that some more--
+
+COLONEL (_drawing a manuscript from his pocket and looking round_).
+
+I rely on your discretion. As a matter of fact I wanted to read it
+through again on account of the structure of the sentences.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+That can best be done in the proof-reading.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I think it will do. Take it; but not a word--
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+You will let me send it at once to press. [_At the door._] Schmock!
+
+[SCHMOCK _appears at the door, takes the manuscript and exit
+quickly._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Blumenberg is keeping the sheet up to the mark, but, as he has
+enemies, he has to fight hard to defend himself.
+
+COLONEL (_amused_).
+
+Enemies? Who does not have them? But journalists have nerves like
+women. Everything excites you; every word that any one says against
+you rouses your indignation! Oh come, you are sensitive people!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Possibly you are right, Colonel. But when one has opponents like this
+_Union_--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, yes, the _Union_. It is a thorn in the flesh to both of you. There
+is a great deal in it that I cannot praise; but, really when it comes
+to sounding an alarm, attacking, and pitching in, it is cleverer than
+your paper. The articles are witty; even when they are on the wrong
+side one cannot help laughing at them.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Not always. In today's attack on the best articles the
+_Coriolanus_ has published in a long time I see no wit at all.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Attack on what articles?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+On yours, Colonel. I must have the paper somewhere about
+me.
+
+[_Searches, and gives him a copy of the Union._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf's paper attacks my articles! [_Reads._] "We regret
+such lack of knowledge--"
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"It is an unpardonable piece of presumption"--What! I am
+presumptuous?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"One may be in doubt as to whether the naïveté of the
+contributor is comical or tragical, but at all events he has no right
+to join in the discussion"--[_Throwing down the paper._] Oh, that is
+contemptible! It is a low trick!
+
+_Enter_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from the garden._
+
+SENDEN (_aside_).
+
+Now comes the cloud-burst!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Professor, your newspaper is making progress. To bad principles is now
+added something else--baseness.
+
+IDA (_frightened_).
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF (_coming forward_).
+
+Colonel, how can you justify this insulting expression?
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the paper to him_).
+
+Look here! That stands in your paper! In your paper, Oldendorf!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+The tone of the attack is not quite as calm as I could have wished--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not quite so calm? Not really?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+In substance the attack is justified.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! You dare say that to me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, I do not comprehend this attitude, and I beg you to consider
+that we are speaking before witnesses.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do not ask for any consideration. It would have been your place to
+show consideration for the man whose friendship you are otherwise so
+ready to claim.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, first of all, tell me frankly what is your own connection with
+the articles attacked in the _Coriolanus_?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A very chance connection, too insignificant in your eyes to deserve
+your regard. The articles are by me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Heavens!
+
+OLDENDORF (_vehemently_).
+
+By you? Articles in the paper of this gentleman?
+
+IDA (_entreating him_).
+
+Edward!
+
+OLDENDORF (_more calmly_).
+
+The _Union_ has attacked not you but an unknown person, who to us was
+merely a partisan of this gentleman. You would have spared us both
+this painful scene had you not concealed from me the fact that you are
+a correspondent of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You will have to stand my continuing not to make you a confidant of my
+actions. You have here given me a printed proof of your friendship,
+which does not make me long for other proofs.
+
+OLDENDORF (_taking up his hat_).
+
+I can only say that I deeply regret the occurrence, but do not feel
+myself in the least to blame. I hope, Colonel, that, when you think
+the matter over calmly, you will come to the same conclusion. Good-by,
+Miss Ida. Good day to you.
+
+[_Exit as far as centre door._]
+
+IDA (_entreating_).
+
+Father, don't let him leave us that way!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It is better than to have him stay.
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entering in elegant traveling costume, meets_ OLDENDORF _at
+the door_).
+
+Not so fast, Professor!
+
+[OLDENDORF _kisses her hand and leaves._]
+
+
+ IDA. }(_together_ Adelaide! [_Falls into her arms._]).
+ COLONEL. } Adelaide! And at such a moment!
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding_ IDA _fast and stretching out her hand to the_
+COLONEL).
+
+Shake hands with your compatriot. Aunt sends love, and Rosenau Manor,
+in its brown autumn dress, presents its humble compliments. The
+fields lie bare, and in the garden the withered leaves dance with the
+wind.--Ah, Mr. von Senden!
+
+COLONEL (_introducing_).
+
+Mr. Blumenberg, the editor.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We are delighted to welcome our zealous agriculturist to the city.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And we should have been pleased occasionally to meet our neighbor in
+the country.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He has a great deal to do here. He is a great politician, and works
+hard for the good cause.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, indeed, we read of his doings in the newspaper. I drove through
+your fields yesterday. Your potatoes are not all in yet. Your steward
+didn't get through with the work.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+You Rosenau people are privileged to get through a week earlier than
+any one else.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On the other hand, we have nothing to do but to farm. (_Amicably._)
+The neighbors send greetings.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Thank you. We must relinquish you now to friends who have more claim
+on you than we have. But will you not receive me in the course of the
+day so that I can ask for the news from home? [ADELAIDE _inclines her
+head._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Good-by, Colonel. (_To_ IDA.) My respectful compliments, Miss Berg.
+
+[_Exit together with_ BLUMENBERG.]
+
+IDA (_embracing_ ADELAIDE).
+
+I have you at last. Now everything will be all right!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is to be all right? Is anything not all right? Back there some
+one passed me more quickly than usual, and here I see glistening eyes
+and a furrowed brow. [_Kisses her on the eyes._] They shall not ruin
+your pretty eyes. And you, honored friend, turn a more friendly
+countenance to me.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You must stay with us all winter; it will be the first you have given
+us in a long time; we shall try to deserve such a favor.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+It is the first one since my father's death that I have cared to
+mingle with the world again. Besides, I have business that calls me
+here. You know I came of age this summer, and my legal friend, Judge
+Schwarz, requires my presence. Listen, Ida, the servants are
+unpacking, go and see that things are properly put away. (_Aside._)
+And put a damp cloth over your eyes for people can see that you have
+been crying. [_Exit_ IDA _to the right._ ADELAIDE _quickly goes up to
+the_ COLONEL.] What is the matter with Ida and the professor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That would be a long story. I shall not spoil my pleasure with it now.
+We men are at odds; our views are too opposed.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But were not your views opposed before this, too? And yet you were on
+such good terms with Oldendorf!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+They were not so extremely opposed as now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And which of you has changed his views?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+H'm! Why, he, of course. He is led astray in great part by his evil
+companions. There are some men, journalists on his paper, and
+especially there is a certain Bolz.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But probably you know him yourself. Why, he comes from your
+neighborhood.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a Rosenau boy.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I remember. Your father, the good old general, could not endure him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+At least he sometimes said so.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Since then this Bolz has become queer. His mode of life is said to be
+irregular, and I fear his morals are pretty loose. He is Oldendorf's
+evil genius.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That would be a pity!--No, I do not believe it!
+
+COLONEL. What do you not believe, Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling_).
+
+I do not believe in evil geniuses. What has gone wrong between you and
+Oldendorf can be set right again. Enemies today, friends
+tomorrow--that is the way in politics; but Ida's feelings will not
+change so quickly. Colonel, I have brought with me a beautiful design
+for a dress. That new dress I mean to wear this winter as bridesmaid.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No chance of it! You can't catch me that way, girl. I'll carry the war
+into the enemy's country. Why do you drive other people to the altar
+and let your own whole neighborhood joke you about being the Sleeping
+Beauty and the virgin farmer?
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_).
+
+Well, so they do.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+The richest heiress in the whole district! Courted by a host of
+adorers, yet so firmly intrenched against all sentiment; no one can
+comprehend it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+My dear Colonel, if our young gentlemen were as lovable as certain
+older ones--but, alas! they are not.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You shan't escape me. We shall hold you fast in town, until we find
+one among our young men whom you will deem worthy to be enrolled under
+your command. For whoever be your chosen husband, he will have the
+same experience I have had--namely, that, first or last, he will have
+to do your bidding.
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+Will you do my bidding with regard to Ida and the professor? Now I
+have you!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Will you do me the favor of choosing your husband this winter while
+you are with us? Yes? Now I have _you_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+It's a bargain! Shake hands! [_Holds out her hand to him._]
+
+COLONEL (_puts his hand in hers, laughing_).
+
+Well, you're outwitted.
+
+[_Exit through centre door._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+I don't think I am. What, Mr. Conrad Bolz! Is that your reputation
+among people! You live an irregular life? You have loose morals? You
+are an evil genius?--
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_through the centre door with a package_).
+
+Where shall I put the account-books and the papers, Miss Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+In my apartment. Tell me, dear Korb, did you find your room here in
+order?
+
+KORB.
+
+In the finest order. The servant has given me two wax candles; it is
+pure extravagance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You need not touch a pen for me this whole day. I want you to see the
+town and look up your acquaintances. You have acquaintances here, I
+suppose?
+
+KORB.
+
+Not very many. It is more than a year since I was last here.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_).
+
+But are there no people from Rosenau here?
+
+KORB.
+
+Among the soldiers are four from the village. There is John Lutz of
+Schimmellutz--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I know. Have you no other acquaintance here from the village?
+
+KORB.
+
+None at all, except him, of course--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Except him? Whom do you mean?
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, our Mr. Conrad.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, to be sure! Are you not going to visit him? I thought you had
+always been good friends.
+
+KORB.
+
+Going to visit him? That is the first place I am going to. I have been
+looking forward to it during the whole journey. He is a faithful soul
+of whom the village has a right to be proud.
+
+ADELAIDE (_warmly_).
+
+Yes, he has a faithful heart.
+
+KORB (_eagerly_).
+
+Ever merry, ever friendly, and so attached to the village! Poor man,
+it is a long time since he was there!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't speak of it!
+
+KORB.
+
+He will ask me about everything--about the farming--
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+And about the horses. The old sorrel he was so fond of riding is still
+alive. KORB. And about the shrubs he planted with you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Especially about the lilac-bush where my arbor now stands. Be sure you
+tell him about that.
+
+KORB.
+
+And about the pond. Three hundred and sixty carp!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And sixty gold-tench; don't forget that. And the old carp with the
+copper ring about his body, that he put there, came out with the last
+haul, and we threw him back again.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how he will ask about you, Miss Adelaide!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Tell him I am well.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how you have carried on the farming since the general died; and
+that you take his newspaper which I read aloud to the farm-hands
+afterward.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Just that you need not tell him. [_Sighing, aside._] On these lines I
+shall learn nothing whatever. [_Pause, gravely._] See here, dear Korb,
+I have heard all sorts of things about Mr. Bolz that surprise me. He
+is said to live an irregular life.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, I imagine he does; he always was a wild colt.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is said to spend more than his income.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, that is quite possible. But I am perfectly sure he spends it
+merrily.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Small consolation I shall get from him! (_Indifferently._) He has now
+a good position, I suppose; won't he soon be looking for a wife?
+
+KORB.
+
+A wife? No, he is not doing that. It is impossible.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, I heard something of the kind; at least he is said to be much
+interested in a young lady. People are talking of it.
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, that would be--no, I don't believe it. (_Hastily._) But I'll ask
+him about it at once.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, he would be the last person to tell you. One learns such things
+from a man's friends and acquaintances. The village people ought to
+know it, I suppose, if a Rosenau man marries.
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course they should. I must get at the truth of that.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You would have to go about it the right way. You know how crafty he
+is.
+
+KORB.
+
+Oh, I'll get round him all right. I'll find some way.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Go, dear Korb! [_Exit_ KORB.] Those were sad tidings with which the
+Colonel met me. Conrad--immoral, unworthy? It is impossible! A noble
+character cannot change to that extent. I do not believe one word of
+what they say!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the "Union." Doors in the centre and on both sides.
+On the left, in the foreground, a desk with newspapers and documents.
+On the right, a similar, smaller table. Chairs._
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, _through the side door on the right, then_ MILLER
+_through the centre door._
+
+BOLZ (_eagerly_).
+
+Miller! Factotum! Where is the mail?
+
+MILLER (_nimbly with a package of letters and newspapers_).
+
+Here is the mail, Mr. Bolz; and here, from the press, is the
+proof-sheet of this evening's issue to be corrected.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the left quickly opening, looking through, and
+marking letters with a pencil_).
+
+I have already corrected the proof, old rascal!
+
+MILLER.
+
+Not quite. Down here is still the "Miscellaneous" which Mr. Bellmaus
+gave the type-setters.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Let us have it!
+
+[_Reads in the newspaper._]
+
+"Washing stolen from the yard"--"Triplets
+born"--"Concert"--"Concert"--"Meeting of an
+Association"--"Theatre"--all in order--"Newly invented engine"--"The
+great sea-serpent spied."
+
+[_Jumping up._]
+
+What the deuce is this? Is he bringing up the old sea-serpent again?
+It ought to be cooked into a jelly for him, and he be made to eat it
+cold.
+
+[_Hurries to the door on the right._]
+
+Bellmaus, monster, come out!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_from the right, pen in hand_).
+
+What is the matter! Why all this noise?
+
+BOLZ (_solemnly_).
+
+Bellmaus, when we did you the honor of intrusting you with the odds
+and ends for this newspaper, we never expected you to bring the
+everlasting great sea-serpent writhing through the columns of our
+journal!--How could you put in that worn-out old lie?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+It just fitted. There were exactly six lines left.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That is an excuse, but not a good one. Invent your own stories. What
+are you a journalist for? Make a little "Communication," an
+observation, for instance, on human life in general, or something
+about dogs running around loose in the streets; or choose a
+bloodcurdling story such as a murder out of politeness, or how a
+woodchuck bit seven sleeping children, or something of that kind. So
+infinitely much happens, and so infinitely much does not happen, that
+an honest newspaper man ought never to be without news.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Give it here, I will change it.
+
+[_Goes to the table, looks into a printed sheet, cuts a clipping from
+it with large shears, and pastes it on the copy of the newspaper._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That's right, my son, so do, and mend thy ways.
+
+[_Opening the door on the right._]
+
+Kämpe, can you come in a moment? (_To_ MILLER, _who is waiting at the
+door._) Take that proof straight to the press!
+
+[MILLER _takes the sheet from_ BELLMAUS _and hurries off._]
+
+_Enter_ KÄMPE.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+But I can't write anything decent while you are making such a noise.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You can't? What have you just written, then? At most, I imagine, a
+letter to a ballet-dancer or an order to your tailor.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+No, he writes tender letters. He is seriously in love, for he took me
+walking in the moonlight yesterday and scorned the idea of a drink.
+
+KÄMPE (_who has seated himself comfortably_).
+
+Gentlemen, it is unfair to call a man away from his work for the sake
+of making such poor jokes.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, yes, he evidently slanders you when he maintains that you love
+anything else but your new boots and to some small degree your own
+person. You yourself are a love-spurting nature, little Bellmaus. You
+glow like a fusee whenever you see a young lady. Spluttering and smoky
+you hover around her, and yet don't dare even to address her. But we
+must be lenient with him; his shyness is to blame. He blushes in
+woman's presence, and is still capable of lovely emotions, for he
+started out to be a lyric poet.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I don't care to be continually reproached with my poems. Did I ever
+read them to you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, thank Heaven, that audacity you never had. (_Seriously._) But,
+now, gentlemen, to business. Today's number is ready. Oldendorf is not
+yet here, but meanwhile, let us hold a confidential session. Oldendorf
+_must_ be chosen deputy from this town to the next Parliament; our
+party and the _Union must_ put that through. How does our stock stand
+today?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Remarkably high. Our opponents agree that no other candidate would be
+so dangerous for them, and our friends everywhere are most hopeful.
+But you know how little that may signify. Here is the list of the
+voters. Our election committee sends word to you that our calculations
+were correct. Of the hundred voters from our town, forty surely ours.
+About an equal number are pledged to the other party; the remnant of
+some twenty votes are undecided. It is clear that the election will
+be determined by a very small majority.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Of course we shall have that majority--a majority of from eight to ten
+votes. Just say that, everywhere, with the greatest assuredness. Many
+a one who is still undecided will come over to us on hearing that we
+are the stronger. Where is the list of our uncertain voters? [_Looks
+it over._]
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+I have placed a mark wherever our friends think some influence might
+be exerted.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I see two crosses opposite one name; what do they signify?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+That is Piepenbrink, the wine-dealer Piepenbrink. He has a large
+following in his district, is a well-to-do man, and, they say, can
+command five or six votes among his adherents.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Him we must have. What sort of a man is he?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+He is very blunt, they say, and no politician at all.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But he has a pretty daughter.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+What's the use of his pretty daughter? I'd rather he had an ugly
+wife--one could get at him more easily.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, but he has one--a lady with little curls and fiery red ribbons
+in her cap.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Wife or no wife, the man must be ours. Hush, some one is coming; that
+is Oldendorf's step. He needn't know anything of our conference. Go to
+your room, gentlemen. To be continued this evening.
+
+KÄMPE (_at the door_).
+
+It is still agreed, I suppose, that in the next number I resume the
+attack on the new correspondent of the _Coriolanus_, the one with the
+arrow.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, indeed. Pitch into him, decently but hard. Just now, on the eve
+of the election, a little row with our opponents will do us good; and
+the articles with the arrow give us a great opening.
+
+[_Exeunt_ KÄMPE _and_ BELLMAUS.]
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _through centre door._
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good-day, Conrad.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the right, looking over the list of voters_).
+
+Blessed be thy coming! The mail is over there; there is nothing of
+importance.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do you need me here today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, my darling. This evening's issue is ready. For tomorrow Kämpe is
+writing the leading article.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+About what?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A little skirmish with the _Coriolanus_. Another one against the
+unknown correspondent with the arrow who attacked our party. But do
+not worry; I told Kämpe to make the article dignified, very dignified.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+For Heaven's sake, don't! The article must not be written.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I fail to comprehend you. What use are political opponents if you
+cannot attack them?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Now see here! These articles were written by the Colonel; he told me
+so himself today.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Thunder and lightning!
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+You may imagine that along with this admission went other intimations
+which place me just now in a very uncomfortable position as regards
+the Colonel and his family.
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+And what does the Colonel want you to do?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He will be reconciled to me if I resign the editorship of this paper
+and withdraw as candidate for election.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil! He is moderate in his demands!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I suffer under this discord; to you, as my friend, I can say so.
+
+BOLZ (_going up to him and pressing his hand_).
+
+Solemn moment of manly emotion!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Don't play the clown just now. You can imagine how unpleasant my
+position in the Colonel's house has become. The worthy old gentleman
+either frigid or violent; the conversation spiced with bitter
+allusions; Ida suffering--I can often see that she has been crying. If
+our party wins and I become member for the town, I fear I shall lose
+all hope of marrying Ida.
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+And if you withdraw it will be a serious blow to our party. (_Rapidly
+and emphatically._) The coming session of Parliament will determine
+the fate of the country. The parties are almost equal. Every loss is a
+blow of a vote to our cause. In this town we have no other candidate
+but you, who is sufficiently popular to make his election probable. If
+you withdraw from the contest, no matter what the reason, our
+opponents win.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Unfortunately what you say is true.
+
+BOLZ (_with continued vehemence_).
+
+I won't dwell on my confidence in your talents. I am convinced that,
+in the House, and, possibly, as one of the ministers, you will be of
+service to your country. I merely ask you, now, to remember your duty
+to our political friends, who have pinned their faith on you, and to
+this paper and ourselves, who for three years have worked for the
+credit of the name of Oldendorf which heads our front page. Your honor
+is at stake, and every moment of wavering is wrong.
+
+OLDENDORF (_dignified_).
+
+You are exciting yourself without reason. I too deem it wrong to
+retire now when I am told that our cause needs me. But in confessing
+to you, my friend, that my decision means a great personal sacrifice,
+I am not compromising either our cause or ourselves as individuals.
+
+BOLZ (_soothingly_).
+
+Right you are! You are a loyal comrade. And so peace, friendship,
+courage! Your old Colonel won't be inexorable.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He has grown intimate with Senden, who flatters him in every way, and
+has plans, I fear, which affect me also. I should feel still more
+worried but for knowing that I have now a good advocate in the
+Colonel's house. Adelaide Runeck has just arrived.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide Runeck? She into the bargain! (_Quickly calling through the
+door on the right._) Kämpe, the article against the knight of the
+arrow is not to be written. Understand?
+
+_Enter_ KÄMPE.
+
+KÄMPE (_at the door, pen in hand_).
+
+But what is to be written, then?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil only knows! See here! Perhaps I can induce Oldendorf to
+write the leading article for tomorrow himself. But at all events you
+must have something on hand.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+But what?
+
+BOLZ (_excitedly_).
+
+For all I care write about emigration to Australia; that, at any rate,
+will give no offense.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Good! Am I to encourage it or advise against it?
+
+BOLZ (_quickly_).
+
+Advise against it, of course; we need every one who is willing to work
+here at home. Depict Australia as a contemptible hole. Be perfectly
+truthful but make it as black as possible--how the Kangaroo, balled
+into a heap, springs with invincible malice at the settler's head,
+while the duckbill nips at the back of his legs; how the gold-seeker
+has, in winter, to stand up to his neck in salt water while for three
+months in summer he has not a drop to drink; how he may live through
+all that only to be eaten up at last by thievish natives. Make it very
+vivid and end up with the latest market prices for Australian wool
+from the _Times_. You'll find what books you need in the library.
+[_Slams the door to._]
+
+OLDENDORF (_at the table_).
+
+Do you know Miss Runeck? She often inquires about you in her letters
+to Ida.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Indeed? Yes, to be sure, I know her. We are from the same village--she
+from the manor-house, I from the parsonage. My father taught us
+together. Oh, yes, I know her!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+How comes it that you have drifted so far apart? You never speak of
+her.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+H'm! It is an old story--family quarrels, Montagues and Capulets. I
+have not seen her for a long time.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+I hope that you too were not estranged by politics.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Politics did, indeed, have something to do with our separation; you
+see it is the common misfortune that party life destroys friendship.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Sad to relate! In religion any educated man will tolerate the
+convictions of another; but in politics we treat each other like
+reprobates if there be the slightest shade of difference of opinion
+between us.
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+Matter for our next article! (_Aloud._) "The slightest shade of
+difference of opinion between us." Just what I think! We must have
+that in our paper! (_Entreating)_. Look! A nice little virtuous
+article: "An admonition to our voters--Respect our opponents, for they
+are, after all, our brothers!" (_Urging him more and more._)
+Oldendorf, that would be something for you--there is virtue and
+humanity in the theme; writing will divert you, and you owe the paper
+an article because you forbade the feud. Please do me the favor! Go
+into the back room there and write. No one shall disturb you.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+You are just a vulgar intriguer!
+
+BOLZ (_forcing him from his chair_).
+
+Please, you'll find ink and paper there. Come, deary, come! [_He
+accompanies him to the door on the left. Exit_ OLDENDORF. BOLZ
+_calling after him._] Will you have a cigar? An old Henry Clay?
+[_Draws a cigar-case from his pocket._] No? Don't make it too short;
+it is to be the principal article! [_He shuts the door, calls through
+the door on the right._] The professor is writing the article himself.
+See that nobody disturbs him! [_Coming to the front._] So that is
+settled.--Adelaide here in town! I'll go straight to her! Stop, keep
+cool, keep cool! Old Bolz, you are no longer the brown lad from the
+parsonage. And even if you were, _she_ has long since changed. Grass
+has grown over the grave of a certain childish inclination. Why are
+you suddenly thumping so, my dear soul? Here in town she is just as
+far off from you as on her estates. [_Seating himself and playing with
+a pencil._] "Nothing like keeping cool," murmured the salamander as he
+sat in the stove fire.
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB.
+
+Is Mr. Bolz in?
+
+BOLZ (_jumping up_).
+
+Korb! My dear Korb! Welcome, heartily welcome! It is good of you not
+to have forgotten me. [_Shakes hands with him._] I am very glad to see
+you.
+
+KORB.
+
+And I even more to see you. Here we are in town. The whole village
+sends greetings! From Anton the stable-boy--he is now head man--to the
+old night watchman whose horn you once hung up on the top of the
+tower. Oh, what a pleasure this is!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+How is Miss Runeck? Tell me, old chap!
+
+KORB.
+
+Very well indeed, now. But we have been through much. The late general
+was ill for four years. It was a bad time. You know he was always an
+irritable man.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, he was hard to manage.--
+
+KORB.
+
+And especially during his illness. But Miss Adelaide took care of
+him, so gentle and so pale, like a perfect lamb. Now, since his death,
+Miss Adelaide runs the estate, and like the best of managers. The
+village is prospering again. I will tell you everything, but not until
+this evening. Miss Adelaide is waiting for me; I merely ran in quickly
+to tell you that we are here.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Don't be in such a hurry, Korb.--So the people in the village still
+think of me!
+
+KORB.
+
+I should say they did! No one can understand why you don't come near
+us. It was another matter while the old gentleman was alive, but now--
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+My parents are dead; a stranger lives in the parsonage.
+
+KORB.
+
+But we in the manor-house are still alive! Miss Runeck would surely be
+delighted--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Does she still remember me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course she does. This very day she asked about you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+What did she ask, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+She asked me if it was true what people are saying, that you have
+grown very wild, make debts, run after girls, and are up to the devil
+generally.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good gracious! You stood up for me, I trust?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course! I told her that all that might be taken for granted with
+you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Confound it! That's what she thinks of me, is it? Tell me, Korb, Miss
+Adelaide has many suitors, has she not?
+
+KORB.
+
+The sands of the sea are as nothing to it.
+
+BOLZ (_vexed_).
+
+But yet she can finally choose only one, I suppose.
+
+KORB (_slyly_).
+
+Correct! But which one? That's the question.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Which do you think it will be?
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is difficult to say. There is this Mr. von Senden who is
+now living in town. If any one has a chance it is probably he. He
+fusses about us like a weasel. Just as I was leaving he sent to the
+house a whole dozen of admission cards to the great fête at the club.
+It must be the sort of club where the upper classes go arm-in-arm with
+the townspeople.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, it is a political society of which Senden is a director. It is
+casting out a great net for voters. And the Colonel and the ladies are
+going?
+
+KORB.
+
+I hear they are. I, too, received a card.
+
+BOLZ (_to himself_).
+
+Has it come to this? Poor Oldendorf!--And Adelaide at the club fête of
+Mr. von Senden!
+
+KORB (_to himself_).
+
+How am I going to begin and find out about his love-affairs?
+(_Aloud._) Oh, see here, Mr. Conrad, one thing more! Have you possibly
+some real good friend in this concern to whom you could introduce me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Why, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+It is only--I am a stranger here, and often have commissions and
+errands where I need advice. I should like to have some one to consult
+should you chance to be away, or with whom I could leave word for you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You will find me here at almost any time of day. [_At the door._]
+Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.] You see this gentleman here. He is an
+honored old friend of mine from my native village. Should he happen
+not to find me here, you take my place.--This gentleman's name is
+Bellmaus, and he is a good fellow.
+
+KORB.
+
+I am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Bellmaus.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+And I to make yours. You have not told me his name yet.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Korb. He has had a great deal to carry in his life, and has often
+carried me on his back, too.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I too am pleased, Mr. Korb. [_They shake hands._]
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is in order, and now I must go or Miss Adelaide will be
+waiting.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good-by! Hope to see you very soon again.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB; _exit_ BELLMAUS _through door on the right._]
+
+BOLZ (_alone_).
+
+So this Senden is courting her! Oh, that is bitter!
+
+_Enter_ HENNING, _followed by_ MILLER.
+
+HENNING (_in his dressing-gown, hurriedly, with a printed roll in his
+hand_).
+
+Your servant, Mr. Bolz! Is "opponent" spelt with one p or with two
+p's? The new proofreader has corrected it one p.
+
+BOLZ (_deep in his thoughts_).
+
+Estimable Mr. Henning, the _Union_ prints it with two p's.
+
+HENNING.
+
+I said so at once. [_To_ MILLER.] It must be changed; the press is
+waiting.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER _hastily._]
+
+I took occasion to read the leading article. Doubtless you wrote it
+yourself. It is very good, but too sharp, Mr. Bolz. Pepper and
+mustard--that will give offense; it will cause bad blood.
+
+BOLZ (_still deep in his thoughts, violently_).
+
+I always did have an antipathy to this man!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsche Verlagsgesellschaft,
+Stuttgart_. NATURE ENTHUSIASTS. ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+HENNING (_hurt_).
+
+How? What? Mr. Bolz? You have an antipathy to me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+To whom? No, dear Mr. Henning, you are a good fellow and would be the
+best newspaper owner in the world, if only you were not often as
+frightened as a hare. [_Embraces him._] My regards to Mrs. Henning,
+sir, and leave me alone. I am thinking up my next article.
+
+HENNING (_while he is being thrust out_).
+
+But do, please, write very moderately and kindly, dear Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ (_alone, walking to and fro again_).
+
+Senden avoids me whenever he can. He stands things from me that any
+one else would strongly resent. Is it possible that he suspects--
+
+_Enter_ MILLER.
+
+MILLER (_hurriedly_).
+
+A lady I don't know wishes to pay her respects to you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A lady! And to me?
+
+MILLER.
+
+To the editor. [_Hands him a card._]
+
+BOLZ (_reads_).
+
+Leontine Pavoni-Gessler, _née_ Melloni from Paris. She must have to do
+with art. Is she pretty?
+
+MILLER.
+
+H'm! So, so!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Then tell her we are very sorry that we cannot have the pleasure, that
+it is the editor's big washing-day.
+
+MILLER.
+
+What?
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+Washing, children's washing. That we are sitting up to the elbows in
+soapsuds.
+
+MILLER (_laughing_).
+
+And I am to--
+
+BOLZ (_impatiently_).
+
+You're a blockhead! [_At the door._] Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.]
+Stay here and receive the visitor. [_Gives him the card._]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Ah, that is the new ballet-dancer who is expected here. [_Inspecting
+his coat._] But I'm not dressed for it!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+All the more dressed she will be. [_To_ MILLER.] Show the lady in.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER.]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But really I cannot--
+
+BOLZ (_irritably_).
+
+Oh the devil, don't put on airs! [_Goes to the table, puts papers in
+the drawer, seizes his hat._]
+
+_Enter_ MADAME PAVONI.
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Have I the honor of seeing before me the editor of the _Union_?
+
+BELLMAUS (_bowing_).
+
+To be sure--that is to say--won't you kindly be seated? [_Pushes up
+chairs._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide is clear-sighted and clever. How can she possibly fail to see
+through that fellow?
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Mr. Editor, the intelligent articles about art which adorn your
+paper--have prompted me--
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Oh, please!
+
+BOLZ. (_having made up his mind_).
+
+I must gain entrance into this club-fête!
+
+[_Exit with a bow to the lady._ BELLMAUS _and_ MADAME PAVONI _sit
+facing each other._]
+
+
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor. In the foreground on the right_ IDA
+_and_ ADELAIDE, _next to_ ADELAIDE _the_ COLONEL, _all sitting. In
+front of them a table with coffee set._
+
+COLONEL (_in conversation with_ ADELAIDE, _laughing_).
+
+A splendid story, and cleverly told! I am heartily glad that you are
+with us, dear Adelaide. Now, at any rate, we shall talk about
+something else at table besides this everlasting politics! H'm! The
+professor has not come today. He never used to miss our coffee-hour.
+
+[_Pause;_ ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _look at each other._ IDA _sighs._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Perhaps he has work to do.
+
+IDA.
+
+Or he is vexed with us because I am going to the fête tonight.
+
+COLONEL (_irritably_).
+
+Nonsense, you are not his wife nor even openly his fiancée. You are in
+your father's house and belong in my circle.--H'm! I see he treasures
+it up against me that I did some plain speaking the other day. I think
+I was a little impatient.
+
+ADELAIDE (_nodding her head_).
+
+Yes, a little, I hear.
+
+IDA.
+
+He is worried about the way you feel, dear father.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, I have reason enough to be vexed; don't remind me of it. And
+that, in addition, he lets himself be mixed up in these elections, is
+unpardonable.
+
+[_Walks up and down._]
+
+But you had better send for him, Ida.
+
+IDA _rings. Enter_ CARL.
+
+IDA.
+
+Our compliments to the professor and we are waiting coffee for him.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, that about waiting was not quite necessary. Why, we have
+finished our coffee.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ida has not finished yet.
+
+IDA.
+
+Hush!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Why did he ever let himself be put up as candidate? He has plenty to
+do as it is.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pure ambition, girls. The devil of ambition possesses these young men.
+He impels them as steam does a locomotive.
+
+IDA.
+
+No, father, _he_ never thought of himself in the matter.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It does not stand out quite so nakedly as, "I must make a career for
+myself," or "I wish to become a famous man." The procedure is more
+delicate. The good friends come along and say: "Your duty to the good
+cause requires you to--it is a crime against your country if you do
+not--it is a sacrifice for you but we demand it." And so a pretty
+mantle is thrown around vanity, and the candidate issues forth--from
+pure patriotism of course! Don't teach an old soldier worldly wisdom.
+We, dear Adelaide, sit calmly by and laugh at such weaknesses.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And are indulgent toward them when we have so good a heart as you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, one profits by experience.
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden and two other gentlemen.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What do they want? Pleased to see them!
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+Allow me to have them shown in here, children. Senden never stays
+long. He is a roving spirit.
+
+[_The ladies rise._]
+
+IDA.
+
+The hour is again spoiled for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't mind it; we shall have all the more time to dress.
+
+[_Exeunt_ IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _on the left._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, _a third gentleman._
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, we come on behalf of the committee for the approaching
+election to notify you that that committee has unanimously voted to
+make you, Colonel, our party's candidate.
+
+COLONEL. _Me?_
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The committee begs you to accept this nomination so that the necessary
+announcement can be made to the voters at this evening's fête.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are you in earnest, dear Senden? Where did the committee get such an
+idea?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, our president, who had previously agreed to run for our town,
+found that it would be more advantageous to be candidate from a
+provincial district; apart from him no one of our townsmen is so well
+known and so popular with the citizens as yourself. If you accede to
+our request our party is certain of victory; if you refuse, there is
+every probability that our opponents will have their own way. You will
+agree with us that such an eventuality must be avoided under all
+circumstances.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I see all that; but, on personal grounds, it is impossible for me to
+help our friends in this matter.
+
+SENDEN (_to the others_).
+
+Let me explain to the Colonel certain things which will possibly make
+him look favorably on our request.
+
+[_Exeunt_ BLUMENBERG _and the other gentlemen into the garden, where
+they are visible from time to time._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But, Senden, how could you put me in this embarrassing position! You
+know that for years Oldendorf has frequented my house and that it will
+be extremely unpleasant for me openly to oppose him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If the professor is really so devoted to you and your household, he
+has now the best opportunity to show it. It is a foregone conclusion
+that he will at once withdraw.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am not quite so sure of that; he is very stubborn in many ways.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If he do not withdraw such egotism can scarcely still be called
+stubbornness. And in such a case you would scarcely be under
+obligations to him; obligations, Colonel, which might work injury to
+the whole country. Besides, he has no chance of being elected if you
+accept, for you will defeat him by a majority not large but sure.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are we so perfectly certain of this majority!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I think I can guarantee it. Blumenberg and the other gentlemen have
+made very thorough inquiries.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It would serve the professor quite right if he had to withdraw in my
+favor.--But no--no; it will not do at all, my friend.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We know, Colonel, what a sacrifice we are asking of you, and that
+nothing could compensate you for it save the consciousness of having
+done your country a great service.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be sure.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It would be so regarded in the capital, too, and I am convinced that
+your entering the House would also cause pleasure in other circles
+than those of your numerous friends and admirers.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I should meet there many old friends and comrades. (_Aside_.) I should
+be presented at Court.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The minister of war asked very warmly after you the other day; he too
+must have been one of your companions in arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes indeed! As young blades we served in the same company and played
+many mad pranks together. It would be a pleasure to see him now in the
+House, drawing his honest face into dark lines. He was a wild devil in
+the regiment, but a fine boy.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Nor will he be the only one to receive you with open arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+In any case, I should have to think the matter over.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Don't be angry, Colonel, if I urge you to decide. This evening we have
+to introduce their candidate to our citizen guests. It is high time,
+or all is lost.
+
+COLONEL (_hesitating_).
+
+Senden, you put a knife to my throat!
+
+[SENDEN, _from the door, motions the gentlemen in the garden to come
+in_.]
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We venture to urge you, knowing that so good a soldier as you,
+Colonel, makes up his mind quickly.
+
+COLONEL (_after struggling inwardly_).
+
+Well, so be it, gentlemen, I accept! Tell the committee I appreciate
+their confidence. This evening we will talk over details.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We thank you, Colonel. The whole town will be rejoiced to hear of your
+decision.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good-by until this evening.
+
+[_Exeunt the visitors_;
+
+COLONEL _alone, thoughtfully_.]
+
+I fear I ought not to have accepted so quickly; but I had to do the
+minister of war that favor. What will the girls say to it? And
+Oldendorf?
+
+[_Enter_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+There he is himself.
+
+[_Clears his throat_.]
+
+He will be astonished. I can't help it, he must withdraw. Good
+morning, Professor, you come just at the right moment.
+
+OLDENDORF (_hastily_).
+
+Colonel, there is a report in town that Mr. von Senden's party have
+put you up as their candidate. I ask for your own assurance that you
+would not accept such a nomination.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And, supposing the proposition had been made to me, why should I not
+accept as well as you? Yes, rather than you; for the motives that
+would determine me are sounder than your reasons.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+So there is some foundation then to the rumor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be frank, it is the truth. I have accepted. You see in me your
+opponent.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Nothing so bad has yet occurred to trouble our relations. Colonel,
+could not the memory of a friendship, hearty and undisturbed for
+years, induce you to avoid this odious conflict?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf, I could not act otherwise, believe me. It is your place now
+to remember our old friendship. You are a younger man, let alone other
+relationships; you are the one now to withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF (_more excitedly_).
+
+Colonel, I have known you for years. I know how keenly and how deeply
+you feel things and how little your ardent disposition fits you to
+bear the petty vexations of current politics, the wearing struggle of
+debates. Oh, my worthy friend, do listen to my exhortations and take
+back your consent.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Let that be my concern. I am an old block of hard timber. Think of
+yourself, dear Oldendorf. You are young, you have fame as a scholar;
+your learning assures you every success. Why, in another sphere of
+activity, do you seek to exchange honor and recognition for naught but
+hatred, mockery, and humiliation? For with such views as yours you
+cannot fail to harvest them. Think it over. Be sensible, and withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, could I follow my own inclinations I should do so on the
+spot. But in this contest I am under obligations to my friends. I
+cannot withdraw now.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly_).
+
+Nor can I withdraw, lest I harm the good cause. We are no further now
+than in the beginning. (_Aside_.) Obstinate fellow!
+
+[_Both walk up and down on opposite sides of the stage._]
+
+You have not the least chance whatever of being elected, Oldendorf; my
+friends are sure of having the majority of the votes. You are exposing
+yourself to a public defeat. (_Kindly_.) I should dislike having you
+of all people beaten by me; it will cause gossip and scandal. Just
+think of it! It is perfectly useless for you to conjure up the
+conflict.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Even if it were such a foregone conclusion as you assume, Colonel, I
+should still have to hold out to the end. But as far as I can judge
+the general sentiment, the result is by no means so certain. And
+think, Colonel, if you should happen to be defeated--
+
+COLONEL (_irritated_).
+
+I tell you, that will not be the case.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But if it should be? How odious that would be for both of us! How
+would you feel toward me then! I might possibly welcome a defeat in my
+heart; for you it would be a terrible mortification, and, Colonel, I
+dread this possibility.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+For that very reason you should withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I can no longer do so; but there is still time for you.
+
+COLONEL (_vehemently_).
+
+Thunder and lightning, sir, I have said yes; I am not the man to cap
+it with a no!
+
+[_Both walk up and down._]
+
+That appears to end it, Professor! My wishes are of no account to you;
+I ought to have known that! We must go our separate ways. We have
+become open opponents; let us be honest enemies--
+
+OLDENDORF (_seizing the_ COLONEL'S _hand_).
+
+Colonel, I consider this a most unfortunate day; for I see sad results
+to follow. Rest assured that no circumstances can shake my love and
+devotion for you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+We are drawn up in line of battle, as it were. You mean to let
+yourself be defeated by an old military man. You shall have your
+desire.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I ask your permission to tell Miss Ida of our conversation.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat uneasy_).
+
+You had better not do that just now, Professor. An opportunity will
+come in due time. At present the ladies are dressing. I myself will
+say what is necessary.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Farewell, Colonel, and think of me without hard feelings.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I will try my best, Professor.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+He has not given in! What depths of ambition there are in these
+scholars!
+
+_Enter_ IDA, ADELAIDE.
+
+IDA.
+
+Was not that Edward's voice?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, my child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And he has gone away again! Has anything happened?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, yes, girls. To make a long story short, Oldendorf does not
+become member for this town, but I.
+
+ADELAIDE} (_together_.) You, Colonel? IDA } You, father?
+
+IDA.
+
+Has Edward withdrawn?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Is the election over?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Neither one nor the other. Oldendorf has proved his much-vaunted
+devotion to us by not withdrawing, and election day is not yet past.
+But from what I hear there is no doubt that Oldendorf will be
+defeated.
+
+IDA.
+
+And you, father, have come out before everybody as his opponent?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And what did Oldendorf say to that, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't excite me, girls! Oldendorf was stubborn, otherwise he behaved
+well, and as far as that is concerned all is in order. The grounds
+which determined me to make the sacrifice are very weighty. I will
+explain them to you more fully another time. The matter is decided; I
+have accepted; let that suffice for the present.
+
+IDA.
+
+But, dear father--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Leave me in peace, Ida, I have other things to think of. This evening
+I am to speak in public; that is, so to say, the custom at such
+elections. Don't worry, my child, we'll get the better of the
+professor and his clique.
+
+[_Exit_ COLONEL _toward the garden_. IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _stand facing
+each other and wring their hands._]
+
+IDA.
+
+What do you say to that?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are his daughter--what do _you_ say?
+
+IDA.
+
+Not possible!--Father! Scarcely had he finished explaining to us
+thoroughly what petty mantles ambition assumes in such elections--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, he described them right vividly, all the little wraps and cloaks
+of vanity.
+
+IDA.
+
+And within an hour he lets them throw the cloak about himself. Why, it
+is terrible! And if father is not elected? It was wrong of Edward not
+to give in to father's weakness. Is that your love for me, Professor?
+He, too, never thought of me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Shall I tell you what? Let us hope that they both fail. These
+politicians! It was bad enough for you when only one was in politics;
+now that both have tasted of the intoxicating drink you are done for.
+Were I ever to come into a position to make a man my master, I should
+impose upon him but one condition, the wise rule of conduct of my old
+aunt: Smoke tobacco, my husband, as much as you please; at most it
+will spoil the walls; but never dare to look at a newspaper--that will
+spoil your character.
+
+[KORB _appears at the door_.]
+
+What news do you bring, Korb?
+
+KORB (_hastily, mysteriously_).
+
+It isn't true!
+
+ADELAIDE (_the same_). What isn't true?
+
+KORB.
+
+That he has a fiancée. He has no idea of it. His friend says he has
+but one lady-love.
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+Who is she?
+
+KORB. His newspaper.
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_relieved_).
+
+Ah, indeed. (_Aloud_.)
+
+One can see by that how many falsehoods people tell. It is good, dear
+Korb.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA. What isn't true?
+
+ADELAIDE (_sighing_).
+
+Well, that we women are cleverer than men. We talk just as wisely and
+I fear are just as glad to forget our wisdom at the first opportunity.
+We are all of us together poor sinners!
+
+IDA.
+
+You can joke about it. You never knew what it was to have your father
+and the man you loved oppose each other as enemies.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do you think so! Well, I once had a good friend who had foolishly
+given her heart to a handsome, high-spirited boy. She was a mere child
+and it was a very touching relationship: knightly devotion on his part
+and tender sighings on hers. Then the young heroine had the misfortune
+to become very jealous, and so far forgot poetry and deportment as to
+give her heart's chosen knight a box on the ear. It was only a little
+box, but it had fateful consequences. The young lady's father had seen
+it and demanded an explanation. Then the young knight acted like a
+perfect hero. He took all the blame upon himself and told the alarmed
+father that he had asked the young lady to kiss him--poor fellow, he
+never had the courage for such a thing!--and the blow had been her
+answer. A stern man was the father; he treated the lad very harshly.
+The hero was sent away from his family and his home, and the heroine
+sat lonely in her donjon-tower and mourned her lost one.
+
+IDA.
+
+She ought to have told her father the truth.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, she did. But her confession made matters only worse. Years have
+gone by since then, and the knight and his lady are now old people and
+have become quite sensible.
+
+IDA (_smiling_).
+
+And, because they are sensible, do they not love each other any
+longer?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+How the man feels about it, dear child, I cannot tell you exactly. He
+wrote the lady a very beautiful letter after the death of her
+father--that is all I know about it. But the lady has greater
+confidence than you, for she still hopes. (_Earnestly_.) Yes, she
+hopes; and even her father permitted that before he died--you see, she
+still hopes.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+And who is the banished one for whom she still hopes?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Hush, dearest, that is a dark secret. Few persons living know about
+it; and when the birds on the trees of Rosenau tell each other the
+story they treat it as a dim legend of their forefathers. They then
+sing softly and sorrowfully, and their feathers stand on end with awe.
+In due time you shall learn all about it; but now you must think of
+the fête, and of how pretty you are going to look.
+
+IDA.
+
+On the one hand the father, on the other the lover--how will it end?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do not worry. The one is an old soldier, the other a young statesman;
+two types that we women have wound around our little fingers from time
+immemorial! [_Both leave_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Side room of a public hall. The rear wall a great arch with columns,
+through which one looks into the lighted hall and through it into another.
+On the left, toward the front, a door. On the right, tables and chairs;
+chandeliers. Later, from time to time distant music. In the hall ladies
+and gentlemen walking about or standing in groups_. SENDEN, BLUMENBERG,
+_behind them_ SCHMOCK _coming from the hall_.
+
+SENDEN. All is going well. There is a splendid spirit in the company.
+These good townspeople are delighted with our arrangements. It was a
+fine idea of yours, Blumenberg, to have this fête.
+
+BLUMENBEEG. Only hurry and get people warmed up! It's a good thing to
+begin with some music. Vienna waltzes are best on account of the
+women. Then comes a speech from you, then some solo singing, and, at
+supper, the introduction of the Colonel, and the toasts. It can't help
+being a success; the men must have hearts of stone if they don't give
+their votes in return for such a fête.
+
+SENDEN. The toasts have been apportioned.
+
+BLUMENBERG. But the music?--Why has the music stopped?
+
+SENDEN. I am waiting for the Colonel to arrive.
+
+BLUMENBERG. He must be received with a blare of trumpets. It will
+flatter him, you know.
+
+SENDEN. That's what I ordered. Directly after, they start up a march
+and we bring him in procession.
+
+BLUMENBERG. First rate! That will lend solemnity to his entrance. Only
+think up your speech. Be popular, for today we are among the rabble.
+
+_Enter guests, among them_ HENNING.
+
+SENDEN (_doing the honors with BLUMENBERG_). Delighted to see you
+here! We knew that you would not fail us. Is this your wife?
+
+GUEST. Yes, Mr. von Senden, this is my wife.
+
+SENDEN. You here, too, Mr. Henning? Welcome, my dear sir!
+
+HENNING. I was invited by my friend and really had the curiosity to
+come. My presence, I hope, will not be unpleasant to any one?
+
+SENDEN. Quite the contrary. We are most pleased to greet you here.
+
+[_Guests leave through centre door_; SENDEN _goes out in conversation
+with them._]
+
+BLUMENBERG. He knows how to manage people. It's the good manners of
+these gentlemen that does it. He is useful--useful to me too. He
+manages the others, and I manage him. [_Turning, he sees_ SCHMOCK,
+_who is hovering near the door_.] What are you doing here? Why do you
+stand there listening? You are not a door-keeper! See that you keep
+out of my vicinity. Divide yourself up among the company.
+
+SCHMOCK. Whom shall I go to if I know none of these people at all? You
+are the only person I know.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Why must you tell people that you know me? I consider it
+no honor to stand next to you.
+
+SCHMOCK. If it is not an honor it's not a disgrace either; But I can
+stay by myself.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Have you money to get something to eat? Go to the
+restaurant-keeper and order something charged to me. The committee
+will pay for it.
+
+SCHMOCK. I don't care to go and eat. I have no need to spend anything.
+I have had my supper.
+
+[_Blare of trumpets and march in the distance. Exit_ BLUMENBERG.
+SCHMOCK _alone, coming forward, angrily_.]
+
+I hate him! I'll tell him I hate him, that I despise him from the
+bottom of my heart!
+
+[_Turns to go, comes back._]
+
+But I cannot tell him so, or he will cut out all I send in for the
+special correspondence I write for his paper! I will try to swallow it
+down!
+
+_[Exit through centre door_.]
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, KÄMPE, BELLMAUS _by side door_.
+
+BOLZ (_marching in_). Behold us in the house of the Capulets!
+[_Pretends to thrust a sword into its scabbard._] Conceal your swords
+under roses. Blow your little cheeks up, and look as silly and
+innocent as possible. Above all, don't let me see you get into a row,
+and if you meet this Tybaldus Senden be so good as to run round the
+corner.
+
+[_The procession is seen marching through the rear halls_.]
+
+You, Romeo Bellmaus, look out for the little women. I see more
+fluttering curls and waving kerchiefs there than are good for your
+peace of mind.
+
+KÄMPE. I bet a bottle of champagne that if one of us gets into a row
+it will be you.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly. But I promise you that you shall surely come in for
+your share of it. Now listen to my plan of operations. You
+Kämpe--[_Enter_ SCHMOCK.] Stop! Who is that? Thunder! The factotum of
+the _Coriolanus_! Our _incognito_ has not lasted long.
+
+SCHMOCK (_even before the last remark, has been seen looking in at the
+door, coming forward_). I wish you good evening, Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ. I wish you the same and of even better quality, Mr. Schmock.
+
+SCHMOCK. Might I have a couple of words with you?
+
+BOLZ. A couple? Don't ask for too few, noble armor-bearer of the
+_Coriolanus_! A couple of dozen words you shall have, but no more.
+
+SCHMOCK. Could you not employ me on your paper.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ KÄMPE _and_ BELLMAUS). Do you hear that? On our paper? H'm!
+'Tis much you ask, noble Roman!
+
+SCHMOCK. I am sick of the _Coriolanus_. I would do any kind of work
+you needed done. I want to be with respectable people, where one can
+earn something and be treated decently.
+
+BOLZ. What are you asking of us, slave of Rome? We to entice you away
+from your party--never! We do violence to your political convictions?
+Make you a renegade? We bear the guilt of your joining our party? No,
+sir! We have a tender conscience. It rises in arms against your
+proposition!
+
+SCHMOCK. Why do you let that trouble you? Under Blumenberg I have
+learned to write whichever way the wind blows. I have written on the
+left and again on the right. I can write in any direction.
+
+BOLZ. I see you have character. You would be a sure success on our
+paper. Your offer does us honor, but we cannot accept it now. So
+momentous an affair as your defection needs deep consideration.
+Meanwhile you will have confided in no unfeeling barbarian. (_Aside to
+the others_.) We may be able to worm something out of him. Bellmaus,
+you have the tenderest heart of us three; you must devote yourself to
+him today.
+
+BELLMAUS. But what shall I do with him?
+
+BOLZ. Take him into the restaurant, sit down in a corner with him,
+pour punch into every hollow of his poor head until his secrets jump
+out like wet mice. Make him chatter, especially about the elections.
+Go, little man, and take good care not to get overheated yourself and
+babble.
+
+BELLMAUS. In that case I shall not see much of the fête.
+
+BOLZ. That's true, my son! But what does the fête mean to you? Heat,
+dust, and stale dance-music. Besides, we will tell you all about it in
+the morning; and then you are a poet, and can imagine the whole affair
+to be much finer than it really was. So don't take it to heart. You
+may think you have a thankless role, but it is the most important of
+all, for it requires coolness and cleverness. Go, mousey, and look out
+about getting overheated.
+
+BELLMAUS. I'll look out, old tom-cat.--Come along Schmock!
+
+[BELLMAUS _and_ SCHMOCK _leave_.]
+
+BOLZ. We might as well separate, too.
+
+KÄMPE. I'll go and see how people feel. If I need you I'll look you
+up.
+
+BOLZ. I had better not show myself much. I'll stay around here.
+
+[_Exit_ KÄMPE.]
+
+Alone at last!
+
+[_Goes to centre door_.]
+
+There stands the Colonel, closely surrounded. It is she! She is here,
+and I have to lie in hiding like a fox under the leaves.--But she has
+falcon eyes,--perhaps--the throng disperses--she is walking through
+the hall arm-in-arm with Ida--(_Excitedly_.) They are drawing nearer!
+(_Irritably_.) Oh, bother! There is Korb rushing toward me! And just
+now!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB. Mr. Conrad! I can't believe my eyes! You here, at this fête!
+
+BOLZ (_hastily_). Hush, old chap! I'm not here without a reason. I can
+trust you--you're one of us, you know.
+
+KORB. Body and soul. Through all the talking and fiddling I've kept
+saying to myself, "Long live the _Union!"_ Here she is!
+
+[_Shows him a paper in his pocket_.]
+
+BOLZ. Good, Korb, you can do me a great favor. In a corner of the
+refreshment room Bellmaus is sitting with a stranger. He is to pump
+the stranger, but cannot stand much himself and is likely to say
+things he shouldn't. You'll do the party a great service if you will
+hurry in and drink punch so as to keep Bellmaus up to the mark. You
+have a strong head--I know it from of old.
+
+KORB (_hastily_). I go! You are as full of tricks as ever, I see. You
+may rely on me. The stranger shall succumb, and the _Union_ shall
+triumph.
+
+[_Exit quickly. The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ. Poor Schmock! [_At the door_.]
+
+Ah, they are still walking through the hall. Ida is being spoken to,
+she stops, Adelaide goes on--(_Excitedly_.) she's coming, she's coming
+alone!
+
+ADELAIDE (_makes a motion as though to pass the door, but suddenly
+enters_. BOLZ _bows_). Conrad! My dear doctor!
+
+[_Holds out her hand_. BOLZ _bends low over it_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in joyous emotion_). I knew you at once from a distance.
+Let me see your faithful face. Yes, it has changed but little--a scar,
+browner, and a small line about the mouth. I hope it is from laughing.
+
+BOLZ. If at this moment I feel like anything but laughing it is only a
+passing malignity of soul. I see myself double, like a melancholy
+Highlander. In your presence my long happy childhood passes bodily
+before my eyes. All the joy and pain it brought me I feel as vividly
+again as though I were still the boy who went into the wood for you in
+search of wild adventures and caught robin-red-breasts. And yet the
+fine creature I see before me is so different from my playmate that I
+realize I am only dreaming a beautiful dream. Your eyes shine as
+kindly as ever, but--(_Bowing_.) I have scarcely the right still to
+think of old dreams.
+
+ADELAIDE. Possibly I, too, am not so changed as you think; and changed
+though we both be, we have remained good friends, have we not?
+
+BOLZ. Rather than give up one iota of my claim to your regard, I would
+write and print and try to sell malicious articles against myself.
+
+ADELAIDE. And yet you have been too proud all this time even to come
+and see your friend in town. Why have you broken with the Colonel?
+
+BOLZ. I have not broken with him. On the contrary, I have a very
+estimable position in his house--one that I can best keep by going
+there as seldom as possible. The Colonel, and occasionally Miss Ida,
+too, like to assuage their anger against Oldendorf and the newspaper
+by regarding me as the evil one with horns and hoofs. A relationship
+so tender must be handled with care--a devil must not cheapen himself
+by appearing every day.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, I hope you will now abandon this lofty viewpoint. I am
+spending the winter in town, and I hope that for love of your
+boyhood's friend you will call on my friends as a denizen of this
+world.
+
+BOLZ. In any role you apportion me.
+
+ADELAIDE. Even in that of a peace-envoy between the Colonel and
+Oldendorf?
+
+BOLZ. If peace be at the cost of Oldendorf's withdrawal, then no.
+Otherwise I am ready to serve you in all good works.
+
+ADELAIDE. But I fear that this is the only price at which peace can be
+purchased. You see, Mr. Conrad, we too have become opponents.
+
+BOLZ. To do anything against your wishes is horrible to me, son of
+perdition though I be. So my saint wills and commands that Oldendorf
+do not become member of Parliament?
+
+ADELAIDE. I will it and command it, Mr. Devil!
+
+BOLZ. It is hard. Up in your heaven you have so many gentlemen to
+bestow on Miss Ida; why must you carry off a poor devil's one and only
+soul, the professor?
+
+ADELAIDE. It is just the professor I want, and you must let me have
+him.
+
+BOLZ. I am in despair. I would tear my hair were the place not so
+unsuitable. I dread your anger. The thought makes me tremble that you
+might not like this election.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, try to stop the election, then.
+
+BOLZ. That I cannot do. But so soon as it is over I am fated to mourn
+and grow melancholy over your anger. I shall withdraw from the
+world--far, far to the North Pole. There I shall end my days sadly,
+playing dominoes with polar bears, or spreading the elements of
+journalistic training among the seals. That will be easier to endure
+than the scathing glance of your eyes.
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_). Yes, that's the way you always were. You made
+every possible promise and acted exactly as you pleased. But before
+starting for the North Pole, perhaps you will make one more effort to
+reconcile me here.
+
+[KÄMPE _is seen at the door._]
+
+Hush!--I shall look forward to your visit. Farewell, my re-found
+friend!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+BOLZ. And thus my good angel turns her back to me in anger! And now,
+politics, thou witch, I am irretrievably in thy power!
+
+[_Exit quickly through centre door._]
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, MRS. PIEPENBRINK, BERTHA _escorted by_ FRITZ
+KLEINMICHEL, _and_ KLEINMICHEL _through centre door. Quadrille behind
+the scenes._
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thank Heaven, we are out of this crowd!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. It is very hot.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. And the music is too loud. There are too many trumpets
+and I hate trumpets.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here's a quiet spot; we'll sit down here.
+
+FRITZ. Bertha would prefer staying in the ball-room. Might I not go
+back with her?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have no objection to you young people going back into
+the ball-room, but I prefer your staying here with us. I like to keep
+my whole party together.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Stay with your parents, my child!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sit down! (_To his wife._) You sit at the corner, Fritz
+comes next to me. You take Bertha between you, neighbors. Her place
+will soon be at your table, anyway.
+
+[_They seat themselves at the table on the right--at the left corner_
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK, _then he himself_, FRITZ, BERTHA, KLEINMICHEL.]
+
+FRITZ. When will "soon" be, godfather? You have been saying that this
+long time, but you put off the wedding day further and further.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is no concern of yours.
+
+FRITZ. I should think it is, godfather! Am I not the man that wants
+to marry Bertha?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That's a fine argument! Any one can want that. But it's I
+who am to give her to you, which is more to the point, young man; for
+it is going to be hard enough for me to let the little wag-tail leave
+my nest. So you wait. You shall have her, but wait!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. He will wait, neighbor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I should strongly advise him to do so. Hey! Waiter,
+waiter!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckman, A.-G. Munich_ ON THE TERRACE
+ADOLF VON MENZEL]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What poor service one gets in such places!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes._]
+
+My name is Piepenbrink. I brought along six bottles of my own wine.
+The restaurant-keeper has them. I should like them here.
+
+[_While the waiter is bringing the bottles and glasses_ BOLZ _and_
+KÄMPE _appear. Waiter from time to time in the background._]
+
+BOLZ (_aside to_ KÄMPE). Which one is it?
+
+KÄMPE. The one with his back to us, the broad-shouldered one.
+
+BOLZ. And what kind of a business does he carry on?
+
+KÄMPE. Chiefly red wines.
+
+BOLZ. Good! (_Aloud._) Waiter, a table and two chairs here! A bottle
+of red wine!
+
+[_Waiter brings what has been ordered to the front, on the left._]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What are those people doing here?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is the trouble with such promiscuous assemblies,
+that one never can be alone.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. They seem respectable gentlemen; I think I have seen one
+of them before.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_decisively_). Respectable or not, they are in our way.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, to be sure, so they are.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself with_ KÄMPE). Here, my friend, we can sit
+quietly before a bottle of red wine. I hardly dare to pour it out, for
+the wine at such restaurants is nearly always abominable. What sort of
+stuff do you suppose this will be?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_irritated_). Indeed? Just listen to that!
+
+KÄMPE. Let's try it.
+
+[_Pours out; in a low voice._]
+
+There is a double P. on the seal; that might mean Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I am curious to know what these greenhorns will
+have to say against the wine.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Be quiet, Philip, they can hear you over there.
+
+BOLZ (_in a low tone_). I'm sure you are right. The restaurant takes
+its wine from him. That's his very reason for coming.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't seem to be thirsty; they are not drinking.
+
+BOLZ (_tastes it; aloud_). Not bad!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). Indeed?
+
+BOLZ (_takes another sip_). A good, pure wine.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_relieved_). The fellow's judgment is not so bad.
+
+BOLZ. But it does not compare with a similar wine that I recently
+drank at a friend's house.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed?
+
+BOLZ. I learned then that there is only one man in town from whom a
+sensible wine-drinker should take his red wine.
+
+KÄMPE. And that is?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). I really should like to know.
+
+BOLZ. It's a certain Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_nodding his head contentedly_). Good!
+
+KÄMPE. Yes, it is well known to be a very reliable firm.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't know that their own wine, too, is from my
+cellars. Ha! Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_turning to him_). Are you laughing at us, Sir?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ha! Ha! Ha! No offense. I merely heard you talking about
+the wine. So you like Piepenbrink's wine better than this here? Ha!
+Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_slightly indignant_). Sir, I must request you to find my
+expressions less comical. I do not know Mr. Piepenbrink, but I have
+the pleasure of knowing his wine; and so I repeat the assertion that
+Piepenbrink has better wine in his cellar than this here. What do you
+find to laugh at in that? You do not know Piepenbrink's wines and have
+no right to judge of them.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I do not know Piepenbrink's wines, I do not know Philip
+Piepenbrink either, I never saw his wife--do you hear that,
+Lottie?--And when his daughter Bertha meets me I ask, "Who is that
+little black-head?" That is a funny story. Isn't it, Kleinmichel?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. It is very funny! [_Laughs._]
+
+BOLZ (_rising with dignity_). Sir, I am a stranger to you and have
+never insulted you. You look honorable and I find you in the society
+of charming ladies. For that reason I cannot imagine that you came
+here to mock at strangers. As man to man, therefore, I request you to
+explain why you find my harmless words so astonishing. If you don't
+like Mr. Piepenbrink why do you visit it on us?
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(rising_). Don't get too excited, Sir. Now, see here! The
+wine you are now drinking is also from Piepenbrink's cellar, and I
+myself am the Philip Piepenbrink for whose sake you are pitching into
+me. Now, do you see why I laugh?
+
+BOLZ. Ah, is that the way things stand? You yourself are Mr.
+Piepenbrink? Then I am really glad to make your acquaintance. No
+offense, honored Sir!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No, no offense. Everything is all right.
+
+BOLZ. Since you were so kind as to tell us your name, the next thing
+in order is for you to learn ours. I'm Bolz, Doctor of Philosophy, and
+my friend here is Mr. Kämpe.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Pleased to meet you.
+
+BOLZ. We are comparative strangers in this company and had withdrawn
+to this side room as one feels slightly embarrassed among so many new
+faces. But we should be very sorry if by our presence we in any way
+disturbed the enjoyment of the ladies and the conversation of so
+estimable a company. Tell us frankly if we are in the way, and we will
+find another place.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. You seem to me a jolly fellow and are not in the least in
+my way, Doctor Bolz--that was the name, was it not?
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. We, too, are strangers here and had only just sat
+down. Piepenbrink!
+
+[_Nudges him slightly._]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I tell you what, Doctor, as you are already acquainted
+with the yellow-seal from my cellar and have passed a very sensible
+verdict upon it, how would it be for you to give it another trial
+here? Sit down with us if you have nothing better to do, and we will
+have a good talk together.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity, as throughout this whole scene, during which both
+he and KÄMPE must not seem to be in any way pushing_). That is a very
+kind invitation, and we accept it with pleasure. Be good enough, dear
+Sir, to present us to your company.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This here is my wife.
+
+BOLZ. Do not be vexed at our breaking in upon you, Madam. We promise
+to behave ourselves and to be as good company as lies in the power of
+two shy bachelors.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here is my daughter.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). One could have known that from the
+likeness.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This is my friend, Mr. Kleinmichel, and this, Fritz
+Kleinmichel, my daughter's fiancé.
+
+BOLZ. I congratulate you, gentlemen, on such delightful society. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Permit me to sit next to the lady of the house. Kämpe, I
+thought you would sit next to Mr. Kleinmichel.
+
+[_They sit down_.]
+
+Now we alternate! Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes to him_.]
+
+Two bottles of this!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Hold on! You won't find that wine here. I brought my own
+kind. You're to drink with me.
+
+BOLZ. But Mr. Piepenbrink----
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No remonstrances! You drink with me. And when I ask any
+one to drink with me, Sir, I don't mean to sip, as women do, but to
+drink out and fill up. You must make up your mind to that.
+
+BOLZ. Well, I am content. We as gratefully accept your hospitality as
+it is heartily offered. But you must then let me have my revenge. Next
+Sunday you are all to be my guests, will you? Say yes, my kind host!
+Punctually at seven, informal supper. I am single, so it will be in a
+quiet, respectable hotel. Give your consent, my dear Madam. Shake
+hands on it, Mr. Piepenbrink.--You, too, Mr. Kleinmichel and Mr.
+Fritz!
+
+[_Holds out his hand to each of them_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. If my wife is satisfied it will suit me all right.
+
+BOLZ. Done! Agreed! And now the first toast. To the good spirit who
+brought us together today, long may he live!--[_Questioning those
+about him_.] What's the spirit's name?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. Chance.
+
+BOLZ. No, he has a yellow cap.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yellow-seal is his name.
+
+BOLZ. Correct! Here's his health! We hope the gentleman may last a
+long time, as the cat said to the bird when she bit its head off.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. We wish him long life just as we are putting an end to
+him.
+
+BOLZ. Well said! Long life!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Long life!
+
+[_They touch glasses_. PIEPENBRINK _to his wife_.]
+
+It is going to turn out well today, after all.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. They are very modest nice men.
+
+BOLZ. You can't imagine how glad I am that our good fortune brought us
+into such pleasant company. For although in there everything is very
+prettily arranged--
+
+PIEPENBRINK. It really is all very creditable.
+
+BOLZ. Very creditable! But yet this political society is not to my
+taste.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ah, indeed! You don't belong to the party, I suppose, and
+on that account do not like it.
+
+BOLZ. It's not that! But when I reflect that all these people have
+been invited, not really to heartily enjoy themselves, but in order
+that they shall presently give their votes to this or that gentleman,
+it cools my ardor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oh, it can hardly be meant just that way. Something could
+be said on the other side--don't you think so, comrade?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. I trust no one will be asked to sign any agreement here.
+
+BOLZ. Perhaps not. I have no vote to cast and I am proud to be in a
+company where nothing else is thought of but enjoying oneself with
+one's neighbor and paying attention to the queens of society--to
+charming women! Touch glasses, gentlemen, to the health of the ladies,
+of the two who adorn our circle. [_All touch glasses_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Come here, Lottie, your health is being drunk.
+
+BOLZ. Young lady, allow a stranger to drink to your future prosperity.
+
+
+PIEPENBRINK. What else do you suppose they are going to do in there?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. I hear that at supper there are to be speeches, and
+the candidate for election, Colonel Berg, is to be introduced.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. A very estimable gentleman.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, it is a good choice the gentlemen on the committee
+have made.
+
+ADELAIDE, _who has been visible in the rear, now saunters in_.
+
+ADELAIDE. He sitting here? What sort of a company is that?
+
+KÄMPE. People say that Professor Oldendorf has a good chance of
+election. Many are said to be going to vote for him.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have nothing to say against him, only to my mind he is
+too young.
+
+SENDEN _is seen in the rear, later_ BLUMENBERG _and guests_.
+
+SENDEN. You here, Miss Runeck?
+
+ADELAIDE. I'm amusing myself with watching those queer people. They
+act as though the rest of the company were non-existent.
+
+SENDEN. What do I see? There sits the _Union_ itself and next to one
+of the most important personages of the fête!
+
+[_The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ (_who has meanwhile been conversing with_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK _but
+has listened attentively--to_ MR. PIEPENBRINK). There, you see the
+gentlemen cannot desist from talking politics after all. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Did you not mention Professor Oldendorf?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yes, my jolly Doctor, just casually.
+
+BOLZ. When you talk of him I heartily pray you to say good things
+about him; for he is the best, the noblest man I know.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed? You know him?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Are you possibly a friend of his!
+
+BOLZ. More than that. Were the professor to say to me today: "Bolz, it
+will help me to have you jump into the water," I should have to jump
+in, unpleasant as it would be to me just at this moment to drown in
+water.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oho! That is strong!
+
+BOLZ. In this company I have no right to speak of candidates for
+election. But if I did have a member to elect he should be the
+one--he, first of all.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. But you are very much prejudiced in the man's favor.
+
+BOLZ. His political views do not concern me here at all. But what do I
+demand of a member? That he be a man; that he have a warm heart and a
+sure judgment, and that he know unwaveringly and unquestionably what
+is good and right; furthermore, that he have the strength to do what
+he knows to be right without delay, without hesitation.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Bravo!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. But the Colonel, too, is said to be that kind of a man.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly he is, I do not know; but of Oldendorf I know it. I
+looked straight into his heart on the occasion of an unpleasant
+experience I went through. I was once on the point of burning to
+powder when he was kind enough to prevent it. Him I have to thank for
+sitting here. He saved my life.
+
+SENDEN. He lies abominably!
+
+[_Starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Be still! I believe there is some truth
+to the story.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well now, it was very fine of him to save your life; but
+that kind of thing often happens.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Do tell us about it, Doctor!
+
+BOLZ. The little affair is like a hundred others and would not
+interest me at all, had I not been through it myself. Picture to
+yourself an old house. I am a student living on the third floor. In
+the house opposite me lives a young scholar; we do not know each
+other. At dead of night I am awakened by a great noise and a strange
+crackling under me. If it were mice, they must have been having a
+torchlight procession for the room was brilliantly illuminated. I rush
+to the window, the bright flame from the story under me leaps up to
+where I stand. My window-panes burst about my head, and a vile cloud
+of smoke rushes in on me. There being no great pleasure under the
+circumstances in leaning out of the window, I rush to the door and
+throw it open. The stairs, too, cannot resist the mean impulse
+peculiar to old wood, they are all ablaze. Up three flights of stairs
+and no exit! I gave myself up for lost. Half unconscious I hurried
+back to the window. I heard the cries from the street, "A man! a man!
+This way with the ladder!" A ladder was set up. In an instant it began
+to smoke and to burn like tinder. It was dragged away. Then streams of
+water from all the engines hissed in the flames beneath me. Distinctly
+I could hear each separate stream striking the glowing wall. A fresh
+ladder was put up; below there was deathly silence and you can imagine
+that I, too, had no desire to make much of a commotion in my fiery
+furnace. "It can't be done," cried the people below. Then a full, rich
+voice rang out: "Raise the ladder higher!" Do you know, I felt
+instantly that this was the voice of my rescuer. "Hurry!" cried those
+below. Then a fresh cloud of vapor penetrated the room. I had had my
+share of the thick smoke, and lay prostrate on the ground by the
+window.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Poor Doctor Bolz!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_eagerly_). Go on!
+
+[SENDEN _starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Please, let him finish, the story is
+true!
+
+BOLZ. Then a man's hand seizes my neck. A rope is wound round me under
+the arms, and a strong wrist raises me from the ground. A moment later
+I was on the ladder, half dragged, half carried; with shirt aflame,
+and unconscious, I reached the pavement.--I awoke in the room of the
+young scholar. Save for a few slight burns, I had brought nothing with
+me over into the new apartment; all my belongings were burned. The
+stranger nursed me and cared for me like a brother. Not until I was
+able to go out again did I learn that this scholar was the same man
+who had paid his visit to me that night on the ladder. You see the man
+has his heart in the right spot, and that's why I wish him now to
+become member of Parliament, and why I could do for him what I would
+not do for myself; for him I could electioneer, intrigue, or make
+fools of honest people. That man is Professor Oldendorf.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, he's a tremendously fine man! [_Rising_.] Here's to
+the health of Professor Oldendorf! [_All rise and touch glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ (_bowing pleasantly to all--to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). I see warm
+sympathy shining in your eyes, dear madam, and I thank you for it. Mr.
+Piepenbrink, I ask permission to shake your hand; you are a fine
+fellow. [_Slaps him on the back and embraces him_.] Give me your hand,
+Mr. Kleinmichel! [_Embraces him_.] And you, too, Mr. Fritz
+Kleinmichel! May no child of yours ever sit in the fire, but if he
+does may there ever be a gallant man at hand to pull him out. Come
+nearer, I must embrace you, too.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK (_much moved_). Piepenbrink, we have veal-cutlets
+tomorrow. What do you think? [_Converses with him in a low tone_.]
+
+ADELAIDE. His spirits are running away with him!
+
+SENDEN. He is unbearable! I see that you are as indignant as I am. He
+snatches away our people; it can no longer be endured.
+
+BOLZ (_who had gone the rounds of table, returning and standing in
+front of_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). It really isn't right to let it stop
+here. Mr. Piepenbrink, head of the house, I appeal to you, I ask your
+permission--hand or mouth?
+
+ADELAIDE (_horrified, on the right toward the front_). He is actually
+kissing her!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sail in, old man, courage!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Piepenbrink, I no longer know you!
+
+ADELAIDE (_at the moment when_ BOLZ _is about to kiss_ MRS.
+PIEPENBRINK _crosses the stage, passing them casually, as it were, and
+holds her bouquet between_ BOLZ _and_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK. _In a low
+tone, quickly to_ BOLZ). You're going too far! You are being watched!
+
+[_Passes to the rear on the left, and exit_.]
+
+BOLZ. A fairy interferes!
+
+SENDEN _(who has already been haranguing some of the other guests,
+including_ BLUMENBERG, _noisily pushes forward at this moment--to
+those at the table_). He is presumptuous; he has thrust himself in!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_bringing down his hand on the table and rising_). Oho! I
+like that! If I kiss my wife or let her be kissed, that is nobody's
+concern whatever! Nobody's! No man and no woman and no fairy has a
+right to put a hand before her mouth.
+
+BOLZ. Very true! Splendid! Hear! Hear!
+
+SENDEN. Revered Mr. Piepenbrink, no offense against you! The company
+is charmed to see you here. Only to Mr. Bolz we will remark that his
+presence is causing scandal. So completely opposed are his political
+principles that we must regard his appearing at this fête as an
+unwarrantable intrusion!
+
+BOLZ. My political principles opposed? In society I know no other
+political principle than this--to drink with nice people and not to
+drink with those whom I do not consider nice. With you, Sir, I have
+not drunk.
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(striking the table_). That was a good one!
+
+SENDEN _(hotly)_. You thrust yourself in here!
+
+BOLZ _(indignantly)_. Thrust myself in?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thrust himself in? Old man, you have an entrance ticket,
+I suppose?
+
+BOLZ _(frankly)_. Here is my ticket! It is not you I am showing it to,
+but this honorable man from whom you are trying to estrange me by
+your attack. Kämpe, give your ticket to Mr. Piepenbrink. He is the man
+to judge of all the tickets in the world!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here are two tickets just exactly as valid as my own.
+Why, you scattered them right and left like sour grape juice. Oho! I
+see quite well how things stand! I'm not one of your crowd, either,
+but you want to get me. That's why you came to my house again and
+again--because you expected to capture me. Because I am a voter,
+that's why you're after me. But because this honorable man is not a
+voter he does not count for you at all. We know those smooth tricks!
+
+SENDEN. But, Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(interrupting him, more angrily)_. Is that any reason for
+insulting a peaceful guest? Is it a reason for closing my wife's
+mouth? It is an injustice to this man, and he shall stay here as long
+as I do. And he shall stay here by my side. And whoever attempts to
+attack him will have to deal with me!
+
+BOLZ. Your fist, good sir! You're a faithful comrade! And so
+hand-in-hand with you Philip, I defy the Capulet and his entire clan!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Philip! Right you are, Conrad, my boy! Come here! They
+shall swell with anger till they burst! Here's to Philip and Conrad!
+_[They drink brotherhood.]_
+
+BOLZ. Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. So, old chum! Shall I tell you what! Since we are having
+so good a time I think we'll leave all these people to their own
+devices, and all of you come home with me. I'll brew a punch and we'll
+sit together as merrily as jackdaws. I'll escort you, Conrad, and the
+rest of you go ahead.
+
+SENDEN _(and guests)_. But do listen, _revered_ Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I'll listen to nothing. I'm done with you!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS _and other guests_.
+
+BELLMAUS _(hurrying through the crowd_). Here I am!
+
+BOLZ. My nephew! Gracious Madam, I put him under your protection!
+Nephew, you escort Madam Piepenbrink. (MRS. PIEPENBRINK _takes a firm
+grip on_ BELLMAUS'S _arm and holds him securely. Polka behind the
+scene.)_ Farewell, gentlemen, it's beyond your power to spoil our good
+humor. There, the music is striking up! We march off in a jolly
+procession, and again I cry in conclusion, Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+THE DEPARTING ONES. Long live Piepenbrink! _[They march off in
+triumph_. FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and his fiancée,_ KÄMPE _with_
+KLEINMICHEL, MRS. PIEPENBRINK _with_ BELLMAUS, _finally_ BOLZ _with_
+PIEPENBRINK.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL. What's going on here?
+
+SENDEN. An outrageous scandal! The _Union_ has kidnapped our two most
+important voters!
+
+
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _Summer Parlor_.
+
+_The_ COLONEL _in front, walking rapidly up and down. In the rear_,
+ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _arm-in-arm, the latter in great agitation. A short
+pause. Then enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_hastily calling through centre door_).
+
+All goes well! 37 votes against 29.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Who has 37 votes?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Why you, Colonel, of course!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of course! (_Exit_ SENDEN.) The election day is unendurable! In no
+fight in my life did I have this feeling of fear. It is a mean
+cannon-fever of which any ensign might be ashamed. And it is a long
+time since I was an ensign!
+
+[_Stamping his foot_.]
+
+Confound it!
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+IDA (_coming forward with_ ADELAIDE).
+
+This uncertainty is frightful. Only one thing is sure, I shall be
+unhappy whichever way this election turns out.
+
+[_Leans on_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Courage! Courage, little girl! Things may still turn out all right.
+Hide your anxiety from your father; he is in a state of mind, as it
+is, that does not please me at all.
+
+_Enter_ BLUMENBERG _in haste; the_ COLONEL _rushes toward him_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Now, sir, how do things stand?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+41 votes for you, Colonel, 34 for our opponents; three have fallen on
+outsiders. The votes are being registered at very long intervals now,
+but the difference in your favor remains much the same. Eight more
+votes for you, Colonel, and the victory is won. We have every chance
+now of coming out ahead. I am hurrying back, the decisive moment is at
+hand. My compliments to the ladies!
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ida!
+
+[IDA _hastens to him_.]
+
+Are you my good daughter?
+
+IDA.
+
+My dear father!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I know what is troubling you, child. You are worse off than any one.
+Console yourself, Ida; if, as seems likely, the professor has to make
+way for the old soldier, then we'll talk further on the matter.
+Oldendorf has not deserved it of me; there are many things about him
+that I do not like. But you are my only child. I shall think of that
+and of nothing else; but the very first thing to do is to break down
+the young man's obstinacy.
+
+[_Releases_ IDA; _walks up and down again._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in the foreground, aside_).
+
+The barometer has risen, the sunshine of pardon breaks through the
+clouds. If only it were all over! Such excitement is infectious! (_To_
+IDA.) You see you do not yet have to think of entering a nunnery.
+
+IDA. But if Oldendorf is defeated, how will he bear it!
+
+ADELAIDE (_shrugging her shoulders_).
+
+He loses a seat in unpleasant company and wins, instead, an amusing
+little wife. I think he ought to be satisfied. In any case he will
+have a chance to make his speeches. Whether he makes them in one house
+or another, what is the difference? I fancy you will listen to him
+more reverently than any other member.
+
+IDA (_shyly_).
+
+But Adelaide, what if it really would be better for the country to
+have Oldendorf elected?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dearest, in that case there is no help for the country. Our State
+and the rest of the European nations must learn to get along without
+the professor. You have yourself to attend to first of all; you wish
+to marry him; you come first.
+
+[_Enter_ CARL.]
+
+What news, Carl?
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden presents his compliments and reports 47 to 42. The head
+of the election committee, he says, has already congratulated him.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Congratulated? Lay out my uniform, ask for the key of the wine-cellar,
+and set the table; we are likely to have visitors this evening.
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel.
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to himself in the foreground_).
+
+Now, my young professor! My style does not please you? It may be that
+you are right. I grant you are a better journalist. But here, where it
+is a serious matter, you will find yourself in the wrong, just for
+once. [_Pause_.] I may be obliged to say a few words this evening. It
+used to be said of me in the regiment, indeed, that I could always
+speak to the point, but these manoeuvres in civilian dress disconcert
+me a little. Let's think it over! It will be only proper for me to
+mention Oldendorf in my speech, of course with due respect and
+appreciation; yes indeed, I must do that. He is an honest fellow, with
+an excellent heart, and a scholar with fine judgment. And he can be
+very amiable if you disregard his political theories. We have had
+pleasant evenings together. And as we sat then around my fat
+tea-kettle and the good boy began to tell his stories, Ida's eyes
+would be fixed on his face and would shine with pleasure--yes, and my
+own old eyes, too, I think. Those were fine evenings! Why do we have
+them no longer? Bah! They'll come back again! He'll bear defeat
+quietly in his own way--a good, helpful way. No sensitiveness in him!
+He really is at heart a fine fellow, and Ida and I could be happy with
+him. And so, gentlemen and electors--but thunder and lightning! I
+can't say all that to the voters! I'll say to them--
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_excitedly_).
+
+Shameful, shameful! All is lost!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Aha! (_Instantly draws himself up in military posture_.)
+
+
+ ADELAIDE } My presentiment! Father!
+ } [_Hurries to him_].
+ } (_together_).
+ }
+ IDA } Dear me!
+
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was going splendidly. We had 47, the opponents 42 votes. Eight
+votes were still to be cast. Two more for us and the day would have
+been ours. The legally appointed moment for closing the ballot-box had
+come. All looked at the clock and called for the dilatory voters. Then
+there was a trampling of feet in the corridor. A group of eight
+persons pushed noisily into the hall, at their head the vulgar
+wine-merchant Piepenbrink, the same one who at the fête the other
+day--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We know; go on--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Each of the band in turn came forward, gave his vote and "Edward
+Oldendorf" issued from the lips of all. Then finally came this
+Piepenbrink. Before voting he asked the man next to him: "Is the
+professor sure of it?" "Yes," was the reply. "Then I, as last voter,
+choose as member of Parliament"--[_Stops._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+No. "A most clever and cunning politician," so he put it, "Dr. Conrad
+Bolz." Then he turned short around and his henchmen followed him.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside, smiling_).
+
+Aha!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Oldendorf is member by a majority of two votes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ugh!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It is a shame! No one is to blame for this result but these
+journalists of the _Union_. Such a running about, an intriguing, a
+shaking of hands with all the voters, a praising of this Oldendorf, a
+shrugging of the shoulders at us--and at you, dear Sir!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Indeed?
+
+IDA.
+
+That last is not true.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+Show some regard, and spare those here.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are trembling, my daughter. You are a woman, and let yourself be
+too much affected by such trifles. I will not have you listen to these
+tidings any longer. Go, my child! Why, your friend has won, there is
+no reason for you to cry! Help her, Miss Adelaide!
+
+IDA (_is led by_ ADELAIDE _to the side door on the left;
+entreatingly_.)
+
+Leave me! Stay with father!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor, the bad faith and arrogance with which this paper is
+edited are no longer to be endured. Colonel, since we are alone--for
+Miss Adelaide will let me count her as one of us--we have a chance to
+take a striking revenge. Their days are numbered now. Quite a long
+time ago, already, I had the owner of the _Union_ sounded. He is not
+disinclined to sell the paper, but merely has scruples about the party
+now controlling the sheet. At the club-fête I myself had a talk with
+him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+This outcome of the election will cause the greatest bitterness among
+all our friends, and I have no doubt that, in a few days, by forming a
+stock company, we can collect the purchase price. That would be a
+deadly blow to our opponents, a triumph for the good cause. The most
+widely-read sheet in the province in our hands, edited by a
+committee--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+To which Mr. von Senden would not refuse his aid--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+As a matter of duty I should do my part. Colonel, if you would be one
+of the shareholders, your example would at once make the purchase a
+sure thing.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, what you do to further your political ideas is your own affair.
+Professor Oldendorf, however, has been a welcome guest in my house.
+Never will I work against him behind his back. You would have spared
+me this moment had you not previously deceived me by your assurances
+as to the sentiments of the majority. However, I bear you no malice.
+You acted from the best of motives, I am sure. I beg the company to
+excuse me if I withdraw for today. I hope to see you tomorrow again,
+dear Senden.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Meanwhile I will start the fund for the purchase of the newspaper. I
+bid you good day. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pardon me, Adelaide, if I leave you alone. I have some letters to
+write, and [_with a forced laugh_] my newspapers to read.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_).
+
+May I not stay with you now, of all times?
+
+COLONEL (_with an effort_).
+
+I shall be better off alone, now.
+
+[_Exit through centre door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+My poor Colonel! Injured vanity is hard at work in his faithful soul.
+And Ida. [_Gently opens the door on the left, remains standing_.] She
+is writing. It is not difficult to guess to whom. [_Closes the door_.]
+And for all of this mischief that evil spirit Journalism is to blame.
+Everybody complains of it, and every one tries to use it for his own
+ends. My Colonel scorned newspaper men until he became one himself,
+and Senden misses no opportunity of railing at my good friends of
+the pen, merely because he wishes to put himself in their place. I see
+Piepenbrink and myself becoming journalists, too, and combining to
+edit a little sheet under the title of _Naughty Bolz_. So the _Union_
+is in danger of being secretly sold. It might be quite a good thing
+for Conrad: he would then have to think of something else besides the
+newspaper. Ah! the rogue would start a new one at once!
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _and_ CARL.
+
+OLDENDORF (_while still outside of the room_).
+
+And the Colonel will receive no one?
+
+CARL.
+
+No one, Professor. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_going up to_ OLDENDORF).
+
+Dear Professor, this is not just the right moment for you to come. We
+are very much hurt and out of sorts with the world, but most of all
+with you.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am afraid you are, but I must speak to him.
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the door on the left_.
+
+IDA (_going toward him_).
+
+Edward! I knew you would come!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My dear Ida! [_Embraces her_.]
+
+IDA (_with her arms around his neck_).
+
+And what will become of us now?
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through centre door_.
+
+COLONEL (_with forced calmness_).
+
+You shall remain in no doubt about that, my daughter! I beg you,
+Professor, to forget that you were once treated as a friend in this
+household. I require you, Ida, to banish all thought of the hours when
+this gentleman entertained you with his sentiments. (_More
+violently_.) Be still! In my own house at least I submit to no attacks
+from a journalist. Forget him, or forget that you are my daughter. Go
+in there! [_Leads_ IDA, _not ungently, out to the left, and places
+himself in front of the door_.] On this ground, Mr. Editor and Member
+of Parliament, before the heart of my child, you shall not beat me.
+
+[_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Dear me! That is bad!
+
+OLDENDORF (_as the_ COLONEL _turns to go, with determination_).
+
+Colonel, it is ungenerous of you to refuse me this interview. [_Goes
+toward the door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_intercepting him quickly_).
+
+Stop! No further! He is in a state of excitement where a single word
+might do permanent harm. But do not leave us this way, Professor; give
+me just a few moments.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I must, in my present condition of mind, ask your indulgence. I have
+long dreaded just such a scene, and yet I hardly feel able to control
+myself.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You know our friend; you know that his quick temper drives him into
+acts for which later he would gladly atone.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+This was more than a fit of temper. It means a breach between us
+two--a breach that seems to me beyond healing.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Beyond healing, Professor! If your sentiments toward Ida are what I
+think they are, healing is not so difficult. Would it not be fitting
+for you even now--especially now--to accede to the father's wishes.
+Does not the woman you love deserve that, for once at least, you
+sacrifice your ambition!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My ambition, yes; my duty, no.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your own happiness, Professor, seems to me to be ruined for a long
+time, possibly forever, if you part from Ida in this way.
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+Not every one can be happy in his private life.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This resignation does not please me at all, least of all in a man.
+Pardon me for saying so, plainly. (_Ingratiatingly_.) Is the
+misfortune so great if you become member for this town a few years
+later, or even not at all?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Miss Runeck, I am not conceited. I do not rate my abilities very high,
+and, as far as I know myself, there is no ambitious impulse lurking at
+the bottom of my heart. Possibly, as you do now, so a later age will
+set a low estimate on our political wrangling, our party aims, and all
+that that includes. Possibly all our labor will be without result;
+possibly much of the good we hope to do will, when achieved, turn out
+to be the opposite--yes, it is highly probable that my own share in
+the struggle will often be painful, unedifying, and not at all what
+you would call a grateful task; but all that must not keep me from
+devoting my life to the strife and struggle of the age to which I
+belong. That struggle, after all, is the best and noblest that the
+present has to offer. Not every age permits its sons to achieve
+results which remain great for all time; and, I repeat, not every age
+can make those who live in it distinguished and happy.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I think every age can accomplish that if the individuals will only
+understand how to be great and happy. [_Rising_.] You, Professor, will
+do nothing for your own little home-happiness. You force your friends
+to act for you.
+
+[Illustration: Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich
+IN THE BEERGARDEN Adolph von Menzel]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events cherish as little anger against me as possible, and
+speak a good word for me to Ida.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall set my woman's wits to aiding you, Mr. Statesman.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+So this is one of the noble, scholarly, free spirits of the German
+nation! And he climbs into the fire from a sheer sense of duty! But to
+conquer anything--the world, happiness, or even a wife--for that he
+never was made!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL (_announcing_).
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ah! He at least will be no such paragon of virtue!--Where is the
+Colonel?
+
+CARL.
+
+In Miss Ida's room.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Show the gentleman in here.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+I feel somewhat embarrassed at seeing you again, Mr. Bolz; I shall
+take pains to conceal it.
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A poor soul has just left you, vainly seeking consolation in your
+philosophy. I too come as an unfortunate, for yesterday I incurred
+your displeasure; and but for your presence, which cut short a
+vexatious scene, Mr. von Senden, in the interests of social propriety,
+would doubtless have pitched into me still harder. I thank you for the
+reminder you gave me; I take it as a sign that you will not withdraw
+your friendly interest in me.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Very pretty, very diplomatic!--It is kind of you to put so good a
+construction on my astonishing behavior. But pardon me if I presume to
+interfere again; that scene with Mr. von Senden will not, I trust,
+give provocation for a second one?
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+This eternal Senden! (_Aloud_.) Your interest in him furnishes me
+grounds for avoiding further consequences. I think I can manage it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you. And now let me tell you that you are a dangerous
+diplomatist. You have inflicted a thorough defeat on this household.
+On this unfortunate day but one thing has pleased me--the one vote
+which sought to make you member of Parliament.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It was a crazy idea of the honest wine-merchant.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You took so much trouble to put your friend in, why did you not work
+for yourself? The young man I used to know had lofty aims, and nothing
+seemed beyond the range of his soaring ambition. Have you changed, or
+is the fire still burning?
+
+BOLZ (_smiling_).
+
+I have become a journalist, Miss Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your friend is one, too.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Only as a side issue. But I belong to the guild. He who has joined it
+may have the ambition to write wittily or well. All that goes beyond
+that is not for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Not for you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+For that we are too flighty, too restless and scatter-brained.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Are you in earnest about that, Conrad?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Perfectly in earnest. Why should I wish to seem to you different from
+what I am? We journalists feed our minds on the daily news; we must
+taste the dishes Satan cooks for men down to the smallest morsel; so
+you really should make allowances for us. The daily vexation over
+failure and wrong doing, the perpetual little excitements over all
+sorts of things--that has an effect upon a man. At first one clenches
+one's fist, then one learns to laugh at it. If you work only for the
+day you come to live for the day.
+
+ADELAIDE (_perturbed_).
+
+But that is sad, I think.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+On the contrary, it is quite amusing. We buzz like bees, in spirit we
+fly through the whole world, suck honey when we find it, and sting
+when something displeases us. Such a life is not apt to make great
+heroes, but queer dicks like us are also needed.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Now he too is at it, and he is even worse than the other one.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+We won't waste sentiment on that account. I scribble away so long as
+it goes. When it no longer goes, others take my place and do the same.
+When Conrad Bolz, the grain of wheat, has been crushed in the great
+mill, other grains fall on the stones until the flour is ready from
+which the future, possibly, will bake good bread for the benefit of
+the many.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+No, no, that is morbidness; such resignation is wrong.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Such resignation will eventually be found in every profession. It is
+not your lot. To you is due a different kind of happiness, and you
+will find it. (_Feelingly_.) Adelaide, as a boy I wrote you tender
+verses and lulled myself in foolish dreams. I was very fond of you,
+and the wound our separation inflicted still smarts at times.
+[ADELAIDE _makes a deprecatory gesture_.] Don't be alarmed, I am not
+going to pain you. I long begrudged my fate, and had moments when I
+felt like an outcast. But now when you stand there before me in full
+radiancy, so lovely, so desirable, when my feeling for you is as warm
+as ever, I must say to you all the same: Your father, it is true,
+treated me roughly; but that he separated us, that he prevented you,
+the rich heiress, who could claim anything, with your own exclusive
+circle of friends, from throwing herself away on a wild boy who had
+always shown more presumption than power--that was really very
+sensible, and he acted quite rightly in the matter.
+
+ADELAIDE (_in her agitation seizing his hands_).
+
+Thank you, Conrad, thank you for speaking so of my dead father! Yes,
+you are good, you have a heart. It makes me very happy that you should
+have shown it to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is only a tiny little pocket-heart for private use. It was quite
+against my will that it happened to make its appearance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And now enough of us two! Here in this house our help is needed. You
+have won, have completely prevailed against us. I submit, and
+acknowledge you my master. But now show mercy and let us join forces.
+In this conflict of you men a rude blow has been struck at the heart
+of a girl whom I love. I should like to make that good again and I
+want you to help me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am at your command.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The Colonel must be reconciled. Think up some way of healing his
+injured self-esteem.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I have thought it over and have taken some steps. Unfortunately, all I
+can do is to make him feel that his anger at Oldendorf is folly. This
+soft conciliatory impulse you alone can inspire.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Then we women must try our luck.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Meanwhile I will hurry and do what little I can.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Farewell, Mr. Editor. And think not only of the progress of the great
+world, but also occasionally of one friend, who suffers from the base
+egotism of wishing to be happy on her own account.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have always found your happiness in looking after the happiness of
+others. With that kind of egotism there is no difficulty in being
+happy. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+He still loves me! He is a man with feeling and generosity. But he,
+too, is resigned. They are all _ill_--these men! They have no courage!
+From pure learning and introspection they have lost all confidence in
+themselves. This Conrad! Why doesn't he say to me: "Adelaide, I want
+you to be my wife?" He can be brazen enough when he wants to! God
+forbid! He philosophizes about my kind of happiness and his kind of
+happiness! It was all very fine, but sheer nonsense.--My young
+country-squires are quite different. They have no great burden of
+wisdom and have more whims and prejudices than they ought to; but they
+do their hating and loving thoroughly and boldly, and never forget
+their own advantage. They are the better for it! Praised be the
+country, the fresh air, and my broad acres! [_Pause; with decision_.]
+The _Union_ is to be sold! Conrad must come to the country to get rid
+of his crotchets! [_Sits down and writes; rings; enter_ CARL.] Take
+this note to Judge Schwarz; I want him kindly to come to me on urgent
+business.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the side door on the left_.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am too restless to keep still! Let me cry here to my heart's
+content! [_Weeps on_ ADELAIDE'S _neck_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_tenderly_).
+
+Poor child! The bad men have been very cruel to you. It's all right
+for you to grieve, darling, but don't be so still and resigned!
+
+IDA.
+
+I have but the one thought: he is lost to me--lost forever!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are a dear good girl. But be reassured! You haven't lost him at
+all. On the contrary, we'll see to it that you get him back better
+than ever. With blushing cheeks and bright eyes he shall reappear to
+you, the noble man, your chosen demigod--and your pardon the demigod
+shall ask for having caused you pain!--
+
+IDA (_looking up at her_).
+
+What are you telling me?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Listen! This night I read in the stars that you were to become Mrs.
+Member-of-Parliament. A big star fell from heaven, and on it was
+written in legible letters: "Beyond peradventure she shall have him!"
+The fulfilment has attached to it but one condition.
+
+IDA.
+
+What condition? Tell me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I recently told you of a certain lady and an unknown gentleman. You
+remember?
+
+IDA.
+
+I have thought of it incessantly.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Good! On the same day on which this lady finds her knight again shall
+you also be reconciled with your professor--not sooner, not later.
+Thus it is written.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am so glad to believe you. And when will the day come?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dear, I do not know that exactly. But I will confide in you,
+since we girls are alone, that the said lady is heartily tired of the
+long hoping and waiting and will, I fear, do something desperate.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+If only she will hurry up!
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding her_).
+
+Hush! Some man might hear us! [_Enter_ KORB.] What is it, old friend?
+
+KORB.
+
+Miss Adelaide, out there is Mr. Bellmaus, the friend--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Very well, and he wishes to speak to me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes. I myself advised him to come to you; he has something to tell
+you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Bring him in here! [_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA.
+
+Let me go away; my eyes are red with weeping.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well go, dear. In a few minutes I will rejoin you. (_Exit_ IDA.)
+
+He too! The whole _Union_--one after the other!
+
+_Enter_ BEULMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_shyly, bowing repeatedly_).
+
+You permit me, Miss Runeck!
+
+ADELAIDE (_kindly_).
+
+I am glad to receive your visit, and am curious about the interesting
+disclosures you have to make to me.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is no one to whom I would rather confide what I have heard, Miss
+Runeck, than to you. Having learned from Mr. Korb that you are a
+subscriber to our newspaper I feel sure--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That I deserve, too, to be a friend of the editors. Thank you for the
+good opinion.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is this man Schmock! He is a poor fellow who has been little in
+good society and was until now on the staff of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE. I remember having seen him.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+At Bolz's request I gave him a few glasses of punch. He thereupon grew
+jolly and told me of a great plot that Senden and the editor of the
+_Coriolanus_ have hatched between them. These two gentlemen, so he
+assures me, had planned to discredit Professor Oldendorf in the
+Colonel's eyes and so drove the Colonel into writing articles for the
+_Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But is the young man who made you these revelations at all
+trustworthy?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He can't stand much punch, and after three glasses he told me all this
+of his own accord. In general I don't consider him very reputable. I
+should call him a good fellow, but reputable--no, he's not quite that.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_.)
+
+Do you suppose this gentleman who drank the three glasses of punch
+would be willing to repeat his disclosures before other persons?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He said he would, and spoke of proofs too.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Aha! (_Aloud_.) I fear the proofs won't amount to much. And you have
+not spoken of it to the professor or Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Our professor is very much occupied these days, and Bolz is the
+jolliest man in the world; but his relations with Mr. von Senden being
+already strained I thought--
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+And you were quite right, dear Mr. Bellmaus. So in other regards you
+are content with Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He is a sociable, excellent man, and I am on very good terms with him.
+All of us are on very good terms with him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I am glad to hear it.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He sometimes goes a little too far, but he has the best heart in the
+world.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_). "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings" ye
+shall hear the truth!
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+His nature, you know, is a purely prosaic one; for poetry he has not
+the least comprehension. ADELAIDE. Do you think so?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, he often bursts forth on the subject.
+
+ADELAIDE (_rising_).
+
+I thank you for your communication even if I cannot attach weight to
+it, and I am glad to have met in you one of the editorial staff.
+Journalists, I find, are dangerous people, and it is just as well to
+secure their good will; although I, as an unimportant person, will try
+never to furnish matter for a newspaper article. [_As_ BELLMAUS
+_lingers._] Can I do anything more for you?
+
+BELLMAUS (_with warmth_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck, if you would be so good as to accept this copy of my
+poems. They are poems of youth, to be sure, my first attempts, but I
+count on your friendly indulgence.
+
+[_Draws a gilt-edged book from his pocket, and hands it to her._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you heartily, Mr. Bellmaus. Never before has a poet presented
+me with his works. I shall read the beautiful book through in the
+country, and, under my trees, shall rejoice that I have friends in
+town who spare a thought for me too, when they represent beauty for
+other people.
+
+BELLMAUS (_fervently_).
+
+Rest assured, Miss Runeck, that no poet will forget you, who has once
+had the good fortune to make your acquaintance.
+
+[_Exit with a deep bow._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This Mr. Schmock with the three glasses of punch is well worth
+cultivating, I should say. Scarcely have I arrived in town when my
+room turns into a regular business office, where editors and authors
+ply their trade. I fear that is an omen.
+
+[_Exit to the left._]
+
+_It grows dark. The_ COLONEL _enters from the garden._
+
+COLONEL (_slowly coming forward_).
+
+I am glad that all is over between us. [_Stamping his foot._] I am
+very glad! [_In a depressed tone._] I feel free and more relieved than
+for a long time. I think I could actually sing! At this moment I am
+the subject of conversation over all tea-cups, on all beer-benches.
+Everywhere arguing and laughter: It serves him right, the old fool!
+Damn! [_Enter_ CARL, _with lights and the newspaper_.] Who told you to
+bring the lamp?
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, it is your hour for reading the newspaper. Here it is. [_Lays
+it on the table_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A low rabble, these gentlemen of the pen! Cowardly, malicious,
+insidious in their anonymity. How this band will triumph now, and over
+me! How they will laud their editor to the skies! There lies the
+contemptible sheet! In it stands my defeat, trumpeted forth with full
+cheeks, with scornful shrugs of the shoulders--away with it! [_Walks
+up and down, looks at the newspaper on the ground, picking it up_.]
+All the same I will drink out the dregs! [_Seats himself.]_ Here,
+right in the beginning! [_Reading_.] "Professor Oldendorf--majority of
+two votes. This journal is bound to rejoice over the result."--I don't
+doubt it!--"But no less a matter for rejoicing was the electoral
+contest which preceded it."--Naturally--"It has probably never before
+been the case that, as here, two men stood against each other who were
+so closely united by years of friendship, both so distinguished by the
+good will of their fellow-citizens. It was a knightly combat between
+two friends, full of generosity, without malice, without jealousy; yes
+doubtless, deep down in his heart, each harbored the hope that his
+friend and opponent and not himself would be the victor"--[_Lays down
+the paper; wipes his brow_.] What sort of language is that? [_Reads_.]
+"and aside from some special party views, never did a man have greater
+claims to victory than our honored opponent. What he, through his
+upright, noble personality stands for among his wide circle of friends
+and acquaintances, this is not the place to dwell upon. But the way in
+which, by his active participation in all public spirited enterprises
+of the town, he has given aid and counsel, is universally known and
+will be realized by our fellow-citizens, especially today, with
+heartfelt gratitude." [_Lays the paper aside_.] That is a vile style!
+[_Reads on_.] "By a very small majority of votes our town has decreed
+to uphold the younger friend's political views in Parliament. But by
+all parties today--so it is reported--addresses and deputations are
+being prepared, not to extol the victor in the electoral contest, but
+to express to his opponent the general reverence and respect of which
+never a man was more worthy than he."--That is open assassination!
+That is a fearful indiscretion of Oldendorf's, that is the revenge of
+a journalist, so fine and pointed! Oh, it is just like him! No, it is
+not like him! It is revolting, it is inhuman! What am I to do!
+Deputations and addresses to me? To Oldendorf's friend? Bah, it is all
+mere gossip, newspaper-babble that costs nothing but a few fine words!
+The town knows nothing of these sentiments. It is blackguardism!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Letters from the local mail.
+
+[_Lays them on the table._]
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+There is something up, here, too. I dread to open them. [_Breaks open
+the first one_.] What the devil! A poem?--and to me? "To our noble
+opponent, the best man in town."--Signed? What is the signature?
+"B--aus!" B--aus? I don't know it, it must be a pseudonym! [_Reads_.]
+It seems to be exceedingly good poetry!--And what have we here?
+[_Opens the second letter_.] "To the benefactor of the poor, the
+father of orphans." An address!--[_Reads_.] "Veneration and
+kindliness."--Signature: "Many women and girls." The seal a P.P.--Good
+God, what does it all mean? Have I gone mad? If these are really
+voices from the town, and if that is the way people look on this day,
+then I must confess men think better of me than I do of myself!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+A number of gentlemen wish to speak to you, Colonel.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What sort of gentlemen!
+
+CARL.
+
+They say: A deputation from the voters.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Show them in. This confounded newspaper was right, after all.
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, KLEINMICHEL _and three other gentlemen. They
+bow, the_ COLONEL _likewise_.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_solemnly_).
+
+My Colonel: A number of voters have sent us as a deputation to you to
+inform you on this special day that the whole town considers you a
+most respectable and worthy man.
+
+COLONEL (_stiffly_).
+
+I am obliged for the good opinion.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+You have no reason to feel obliged. It is the truth. You are a man of
+honor through and through, and it gives us pleasure to tell you so;
+you cannot object to hearing this from your fellow-citizens.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I always did consider myself a man of honor, gentlemen.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+There you were quite right. And you have proved your good principles,
+too. On every occasion. In cases of poverty, of famine, of caring for
+orphans, also at our shooting-club meeting--always when we citizens
+enjoyed or needed a benevolent good man, you were among the first.
+Always simple and loyal without arrogance or supercilious manners.
+That's the reason why we universally love and honor you. (_Colonel
+wipes his eyes_.) Today many of us gave their votes to the professor.
+Some on account of politics, some because they know that he is your
+close friend and possibly even your future son-in-law. COLONEL (_not
+harshly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+Nor did I myself vote for you.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat more excitedly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+But for that very reason I come to you with the rest, and that is why
+we tell you what the citizens think of you. And we hope that for long
+years to come you will preserve to us your manly principles and
+friendly heart as an honored, most respected gentleman and
+fellow-citizen.
+
+COLONEL (_without harshness_).
+
+Why do you not say that to the professor, to the man that you have
+chosen?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+He shall first deserve it in Parliament before the town thanks him.
+But you _have_ deserved it of us, and therefore we come to you.
+
+COLONEL (_heartily_).
+
+I thank you, sir, for your kind words. They are very comforting to me
+just now. May I ask your name?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+My name is Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL (_morely coldly, but not impolitely_).
+
+Ah, indeed, that is your name! (_With dignity._) I thank you,
+gentlemen, for the friendly sentiment you have expressed, whether it
+be that you render the true opinion of the town, or speak according to
+the desire of individuals. I thank you, and shall go on doing what I
+think is right.
+
+[_Bows, so does the deputation; exit latter_.]
+
+This, then, is that Piepenbrink, the close friend of his friend! But
+the man's words were sensible and his whole demeanor honorable; it
+cannot possibly be all rascality. Who knows! They are clever
+intriguers; send into my house newspaper articles, letters, and these
+good-natured people, to make me soft-hearted; act in public as my
+friends, to make me confide again in their falseness! Yes, that is it.
+It is a preconcerted plan! They will find they have miscalculated!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am at home to no one any longer!
+
+CARL.
+
+So I told the gentleman; but he insisted on speaking to you, saying
+that he came in on an affair of honor.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? But Oldendorf won't be so insane--show him in here!
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity_).
+
+Colonel, I come to make you an announcement which the honor of a third
+person necessitates.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am prepared for it, and beg you not to prolong it unduly.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No more than is requisite. The article in this evening's _Union_
+which deals with your personality was written by me and inserted by me
+in the paper without Oldendorf's knowledge.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It can interest me little to know who wrote the article.
+
+BOLZ (_courteously_).
+
+But I consider it important to tell you that it is not by Oldendorf
+and that Oldendorf knew nothing about it. My friend was so taken up
+these last weeks with his own sad and painful experiences that he left
+the management of the paper entirely to me. For all that has lately
+appeared in it I alone am responsible.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And why do you impart this information?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have sufficient penetration to realize, Colonel, that, after the
+scene which took place today between you and my friend, Oldendorf as a
+man of honor could neither write such an article nor allow it to
+appear in his paper.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+How so, sir? In the article itself I saw nothing unsuitable.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The article exposes my friend in your eyes to the suspicion of having
+tried to regain your good-will by unworthy flattery. Nothing is
+further from his thoughts than such a method. You, Colonel, are too
+honorable a man yourself to consider a mean action natural to your
+friend.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are right. (_Aside_.) This defiance is unbearable! (_Aloud_.) Is
+your explanation at an end?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is. I must add still another: that I myself regret very much having
+written this article.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I imagine I do not wrong you in assuming that you have already written
+others that were still more to be regretted.
+
+BOLZ (_continuing_).
+
+I had the article printed before hearing of your last interview with
+Oldendorf. (_Very courteously_.) My reason for regretting it is, that
+it is not quite true. I was too hasty in describing your personality
+to the public. Today, at least, it is no longer a true portrait; it is
+flattering.
+
+COLONEL (_bursting out_).
+
+Well, by the devil, that is rude!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Your pardon--it is only true. I wish to convince you that a journalist
+can regret having written falsehoods.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! (_Aside_.) I must restrain myself, or he will always get the
+better of me.--Dr. Bolz, I see that you are a clever man and know your
+trade. Since, in addition, you seem inclined today to speak only the
+truth, I must beg you to tell me further if you, too, organized the
+demonstrations which purport to represent to me public sentiment.
+
+BOLZ (_bowing_).
+
+I have, as a matter of fact, not been inactive in the matter.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the letter to him, angrily_).
+
+Did you prompt these, too?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+In part, Colonel. This poem is the heart-outpouring of an honest youth
+who reveres in you the paternal friend of Oldendorf and the ideal of a
+chivalrous hero. I inspired him with the courage to send you the poem.
+It was well-meant, at any rate. The poet will have to seek another
+ideal. The address comes from women and girls who constitute the
+Association for the Education of Orphans. The Association includes
+among its members Miss Ida Berg. I myself composed this address for
+the ladies; it was written down by the daughter of the wine-merchant
+Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That was just about my opinion concerning these letters. It is
+needless to ask if you too are the contriver who sent me the citizens?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+At all events I did not discourage them. [_From without a male chorus
+of many voices_.]
+
+
+ Hail! Hail! Hail!
+ Within the precincts of our town,
+ Blessed by each burgher's son,
+ There dwells a knight of high renown,
+ A noble, faithful one.
+
+ Who doth in need for aid apply
+ To this brave knight sends word;
+ For love is his bright panoply
+ And mercy is his sword.
+
+ We laud him now in poem and song
+ Protector of the lowly throng.
+ The Colonel, the Colonel,
+ The noble Colonel Berg!
+
+
+COLONEL (_rings after the first measure of the song_. CARL _enters_).
+
+You are to let no one in if you wish to remain in my service.
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, they are already in the garden, a great company of them. It
+is the glee club; the leaders are already at the steps.
+
+BOLZ (_who has opened the window_).
+
+Very well sung, Colonel--from _La Juive_--he is the best tenor in town
+and the accompaniment is exceedingly original.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It is enough to drive one mad. [_Aloud_.] Show the gentlemen in!
+
+_Exit_ CARL. _At the end of the verse enter_ FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and
+two other gentlemen_.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+Colonel, the local glee club asks to be allowed to sing you some
+songs--kindly listen to the little serenade as a feeble expression of
+the general veneration and love.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gentlemen, I regret exceedingly that a case of illness in my family
+makes it desirable for me to have you curtail your artistic
+performance. I thank you for your intentions, and beg you will sing to
+Professor Oldendorf the songs you had designed for me.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+We considered it our duty first to greet you before visiting your
+friend. In order not to disturb invalids, we will, with your
+permission, place ourselves further away from the house, in the
+garden.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do as you please.
+
+[FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and the two others leave_.]
+
+Is this act, too, an invention of yours?
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+Partially at least. But you are too kind, Colonel, if you look upon me
+as the sole originator of all these demonstrations. My share in it is
+really a small one. I have done nothing but edit public opinion a
+little; all these different people are not dolls, which a skilful
+puppet-man can move around by pulling wires. These are all voices of
+capable and honorable persons, and what they have said to you is
+actually the general opinion of the town--that is to say, the
+conviction of the better and more sensible elements in the town. Were
+that not the case I should have labored quite in vain with these good
+people to bring a single one of them into your house.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He is right again, and I am always in the wrong!
+
+BOLZ (_very courteously_).
+
+Permit me to explain further, that I consider these tender expressions
+of general regard out of place now, and that I deeply regret my share
+in them. Today at least, no friend of Oldendorf has any occasion to
+praise your chivalrous sentiments or your self-effacement.
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Doctor Bolz, you use the privilege of your profession to speak
+recklessly, and are insulting outsiders in a way that exhausts my
+patience. You are in my house, and it is a customary social amenity to
+respect the domicile of one's opponent.
+
+BOLZ (_leaning on a chair, good-naturedly_).
+
+If you mean by that that you have a right to expel from your house
+unwelcome guests you did not need to remind me of it, for this very
+day you shut your doors on another whose love for you gave him a
+better right to be here than I have.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, such brazen-facedness I have never yet experienced.
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+I am a journalist, and claim what you have just called the privilege
+of my profession.
+
+[_Grand march by brass band. Enter_ CARL _quickly_.]
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Shut the garden gate; no one is to come in. [_The music stops_.]
+
+BOLZ (_at the window_).
+
+You are locking your friends out; this time I am innocent.
+
+CARL.
+
+Ah, Colonel, it is too late. The singers are back there in the garden,
+and in front a great procession is approaching the house; it is Mr.
+von Senden and the entire club.
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to_ BOLZ).
+
+Sir, I wish the conversation between us to end.
+
+BOLZ (_speaking back at him from the window_).
+
+In your position, Colonel, I find the desire very natural. [_Looking
+out again_.] A brilliant procession! They all carry paper lanterns,
+and on the lanterns are inscriptions! Besides the ordinary club
+mottoes, I see others. Why isn't Bellmaus ever looking when he might
+be helping the newspaper! [_Taking out a note book_.] We'll quickly
+note those inscriptions for our columns. [_Over his shoulder_.] Pardon
+me! Oh, that is truly remarkable: "Down with our enemies!" And here a
+blackish lantern with white letters--"Death to the _Union_!" Holy
+thunder! [_Calls out of the window_.] Good evening, gentlemen!
+
+COLONEL (_going up to him_).
+
+Sir, you're in league with the devil!
+
+BOLZ (_turning quickly around_).
+
+Very kind of you, Colonel, to show yourself at the window with me.
+
+[COLONEL _retreats_.]
+
+SENDEN (_from below_).
+
+Whose voice is that!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good evening, Mr. von Senden!--The gentleman with the dark lantern and
+white inscription would oblige us greatly by kindly lifting it up to
+the Colonel. Blow your light out, man, and hand me the lantern. So,
+thank you--man with the witty motto! [_Pulling in the stick and
+lantern_.] Here, Colonel, is the document of the brotherly love your
+friends cherish toward us. [_Tears the lantern from the stick_.] The
+lantern for you, the stick for the lantern-bearer! [_Throws the stick
+out of the window_.] I have the honor to bid you good day!
+
+[_Turns to go, meets_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+_Male chorus, close at hand again: "Within the precincts of our town;"
+trumpets join in; then many voices: "Long live_ COLONEL BERG!
+_Hurrah!_" ADELAIDE _has entered on the left, during the noise_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, is the whole town upside-down today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I've done my share; he is half converted. Good night!
+
+COLONEL (_throwing the lantern on the ground--in a rage_).
+
+To the devil with all journalists!
+
+_Male chorus_, SENDEN, BLUMENBERG _and many other gentlemen, in
+procession, are visible through the door into the garden; the
+deputation comes in; chorus and lantern-bearers form a group at the
+entrance_.
+
+SENDEN (_with a loud voice while the curtain is lowered_).
+
+Colonel, the Club has the honor of greeting its revered members!
+
+
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor_. COLONEL _enters from the garden,
+followed by_ CARL.
+
+COLONEL (_on entering, crossly_).
+
+Who ordered William to bring the horse round in front of the bedrooms?
+The brute makes a noise with his hoofs that would wake the dead.
+
+CARL.
+
+Are you not going to ride today, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No. Take the horse to the stable!
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_rings_, CARL _reappears at the door_).
+
+Is Miss Runeck at home?
+
+CARL.
+
+She is in her room; the judge has been with her an hour already.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? Early in the morning?
+
+CARL.
+
+Here she is herself.
+
+[_Exit as soon as_ ADELAIDE _enters_.]
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _and_ KORB _through the door on the right_.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ KORB).
+
+You had better remain near the garden gate, and when the said young
+man comes bring him to us.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Good-morning, Colonel.
+
+[_Going up to him and examining him gaily_.]
+
+How is the weather today?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gray, girl, gray and stormy. Vexation and grief are buzzing round in
+my head until it is fit to burst. How is the child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Better. She was wise enough to fall asleep toward morning. Now she is
+sad, but calm.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+This very calmness annoys me. If she would only once shriek and tear
+her hair a bit! It would be horrible, but there would be something
+natural about it. It is this smiling and then turning away to dry
+secret tears that makes me lose my composure. It is unnatural in my
+child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Possibly she knows her father's kind heart better than he does
+himself; possibly she still has hopes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of what? Of a reconciliation with him? After what has happened a
+reconciliation between Oldendorf and myself is out of the question.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+I wonder if he wants me to contradict him!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+The gentleman has come.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I will ring.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Help me out of a little dilemma. I have to speak with a strange young
+man who seems in need of help, and I should like to have you stay near
+me.--May I leave this door open?
+
+[_Points to the door on the left_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That means, I suppose, in plain English, that I
+am to go in there?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I beg it of you--just for five minutes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Very well--if only I don't have to listen.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I do not require it; but you will listen all the
+same if the conversation happens to interest you.
+
+COLONEL (_smiling_).
+
+In that case I shall come out.
+
+[_Exit to the left_; ADELAIDE _rings_.]
+
+_Enter_ SCHMOCK. KORB _also appears at the entrance, but quickly
+withdraws_.
+
+SCHMOCK (_with a bow_).
+
+I wish you a good-morning. Are you the lady who sent me her secretary?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes. You said you wished to speak to me personally.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should the secretary know about it if I want to tell you
+something? Here are the notes that Senden wrote and that I found in
+the paper-basket of the _Coriolanus_. Look them over, and see if they
+will be of use to the Colonel. What can I do with them? There's
+nothing to be done with them.
+
+ADELAIDE (_looking through them, reading, in an aside_).
+
+"Here I send you the wretched specimens of style, etc." Incautious and
+very low-minded! [_Lays them on the table. Aloud_.] At any rate these
+unimportant notes are better off in my paper-basket than in any one
+else's. And what, sir, induces you to confide in me?
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsch um Vellagssesellsckaft
+Stuttgart_. LUNCH BUFFET AT KISSENGEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL. ]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I suppose because Bellmaus told me you were a clever person who would
+choose a good way of telling the Colonel to be on his guard against
+Senden and against my editor; and the Colonel is a kind man; the other
+day he ordered a glass of sweet wine and a salmon sandwich as a lunch
+for me.
+
+COLONEL (_visible at the door, clasping his hands sympathetically_).
+
+Merciful heavens!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should I let him be duped by these people!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Since you did not dislike the lunch, we will see that you get another
+one.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Oh please, don't trouble yourself on my account.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Can we help you with anything else?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+What should you be able to help me with? [_Examining his boots and
+clothes_.] I have everything in order now. My trouble is only that I
+have got into the wrong occupation. I must try to get out of
+literature.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_.)
+
+It is very hard, I suppose, to feel at home in literature?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+That depends. My editor is an unfair man. He cuts out too much and
+pays too little. "Attend to your style first of all," says he; "a good
+style is the chief thing." "Write impressively, Schmock," says he;
+"write profoundly; it is required of a newspaper today that it be
+profound." Good! I write profoundly, I make my style logical! But when
+I bring him what I have done he hurls it away from him and shrieks:
+"What is that? That is heavy, that is pedantic!" says he. "You must
+write dashingly; it's brilliant you must be, Schmock. It is now the
+fashion to make everything pleasant for the reader." What am I to do?
+I write dashingly again; I put a great deal of brilliant stuff in the
+article; and when I bring it he takes his red pencil and strikes out
+all that is commonplace and leaves me only the brilliant stuff
+remaining.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are such things possible?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I exist under such treatment? How can I write him only
+brilliant stuff at less than a penny a line. I can't exist under it!
+And that is why I'm going to try to get out of the business. If only I
+could earn twenty-five to thirty dollars, I would never in my life
+write again for a newspaper; I would then set up for myself in
+business--a little business that could support me.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Wait a moment! [_Looks into her purse_.]
+
+COLONEL (_hastily coming forward_).
+
+Leave that to me, dear Adelaide. The young man wants to cease being a
+journalist. That appeals to me. Here, here is money such as you desire
+if you will promise me from this day on not to touch a pen again for a
+newspaper. Here, take it.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+A Prussian bank note--twenty-five thalers in currency? On my honor, I
+promise you, on my honor and salvation, I go this very day to a cousin
+of mine who has a paying business. Would you like an I.O.U., Colonel,
+or shall I make out a long-term promissory note?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Get out with your promissory note!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Then I will write out a regular I.O.U. I prefer it to be only an
+I.O.U.
+
+COLONEL (_impatiently_).
+
+I don't want your I.O.U. either. Sir, for God's sake get out of the
+house!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+And how about the interest? If I can have it at five per cent. I
+should like it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The gentleman makes you a present of the money.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+He makes me a present of the money? It's a miracle! I tell you what,
+Colonel, if I don't succeed with the money it remains a gift, but if I
+work my way up with it I return it. I hope I will work my way up.
+COLONEL. Do just as you like about that.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I like to have it that way, Colonel.--Meanwhile I thank you, and may
+some other joy come to make it up to you. Good day, Sir and Madam.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We must not forget the lunch. [_Rings,_ KORB _enters_.] Dear Korb!
+[_Talks in a low tone to him_.]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+O please, do not go to that trouble!
+
+[_Exeunt_ SCHMOCK _and_ KORB.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And now, dear lady, explain this whole conversation; it concerns me
+intimately enough.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Senden spoke tactlessly to outsiders about his relations with you and
+your household. This young man had overheard some of it, and also had
+notes written by Senden in his possession, which contained unsuitable
+expressions. I thought it best to get these notes out of his hands.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I want you to let me have those letters, Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+Why, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I won't get angry, girl.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor is it worth while to do so. But still I beg you won't look at
+them. You know enough now, for you know that he, with his associates,
+does not merit such great confidence as you have latterly reposed in
+him.
+
+COLONEL (_sadly_).
+
+Well, well! In my old days I have had bad luck with my acquaintances.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+If you put Oldendorf and this one (_pointing to the letters_) in the
+same class you are quite mistaken.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't do that, girl. For Senden I had no such affection, and that's
+why it is easier to bear it when he does me an injury.
+
+ADELAIDE (_gently_).
+
+And because you loved the other one, that was the reason why yesterday
+you were so--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Say it, mentor--so harsh and violent!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Worse than that, you were unjust.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I said the same thing to myself last night, as I went to Ida's room
+and heard the poor thing cry. I was a hurt, angry man and was wrong in
+the form--but in the matter itself I was, all the same, right. Let him
+be member of Parliament; he may be better suited for it than I. It is
+his being a newspaper writer that separates us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But he is only doing what you did yourself!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't remind me of that folly! Were he as my son-in-law to hold a
+different opinion from mine regarding current happenings--that I could
+doubtless stand. But if day by day he were to proclaim aloud to the
+world feelings and sentiments the opposite of mine, and I had to read
+them, and had to hear my son-in-law reproached and laughed at for them
+on all sides by old friends and comrades, and I had to swallow it
+all--you see that is more than I could bear!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And Ida? Because you won't bear it Ida is to be made unhappy?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+My poor child! She has been unhappy throughout the whole affair. This
+half-hearted way of us men has long been a mistake. It is better to
+end it with one sharp pain.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+I cannot see that ending of it as yet. I shall only see it when Ida
+laughs once more as merrily as she used to do.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly walking about, exclaiming_).
+
+Well then, I'll give him my child, and go and sit alone in a corner. I
+had other views for my old age, but God forbid that my beloved girl
+should be made unhappy by me. He is reliable and honorable, and will
+take good care of her. I shall move back to the little town I came
+from.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seizing his hand_).
+
+My revered friend, no--you shall not do that! Neither Oldendorf nor
+Ida would accept their happiness at such a price. But if Senden and
+his friends were secretly to take the paper away from the professor,
+what then?
+
+COLONEL (_joyfully_).
+
+Then he would no longer be a journalist! (_Uneasily_.) But I won't
+hear of such a thing. I am no friend of underhanded action.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor am I! (_Heartily_.) Colonel, you have often shown a confidence in
+me that has made me happy and proud. Even today you let me speak more
+frankly than is usually permitted to a girl. Will you give me one more
+great proof of your regard?
+
+COLONEL (_pressing her hand_).
+
+Adelaide, we know how we stand with each other. Speak out!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+For one hour, today, be my faithful knight. Allow me to lead you
+wherever I please.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What are you up to, child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nothing wrong, nothing unworthy of you or of me. You shall not long be
+kept in the dark about it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+If I must, I will surrender. But may I not know something of what I
+have to do?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are to accompany me on a visit, and at the same time keep in mind
+the things we have just talked over so sensibly.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+On a visit?
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On a visit I am making in my own interest.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+Mr. von Senden wishes to pay his respects.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't wish to see him now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Be calm, Colonel! We have not time to be angry even with him. I shall
+have to see him for a few moments.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Then I will go away.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+But you will accompany me directly? The carriage is waiting.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I obey the command. [_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I have made a hasty decision; I have ventured on something that was
+doubtless too bold for a girl; for now that the crisis is at hand, I
+feel my courage leaving me. I had to do it for his sake and for all
+our sakes. (_To_ KORB.) Ask Miss Ida to get ready--the coachman will
+come straight back for her. Dear Korb, let your thoughts be with me. I
+am going on a weighty errand, old friend! [_Exit_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+KORB.
+
+(_alone_). Gracious, how her eyes shine! What is she tip to? She's not
+going to elope with the old Colonel, I hope! Well, whatever she is up
+to, she will carry it through. There is only one person who could ever
+be a match for her. Oh, Mr. Conrad, if only I could speak!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the Union. Enter_ BOLZ _through the door on the
+left, directly afterward_ MILLER.
+
+BOLZ (_at middle door_).
+
+In here with the table!
+
+MILLER (_carries small table, all set, with wine-bottles, glasses and
+plates, to the foreground on the left; brings up five chairs while he
+speaks_).
+
+Mr. Piepenbrink sends his regards, with the message that the wine is
+yellow-seal, and that, if the Doctor drinks any healths, he must not
+forget Mr. Piepenbrink's health. He was very jolly, the stout
+gentleman. And Madam Piepenbrink reminded him that he ought to
+subscribe for the _Union_. He commissioned me to see to it.
+
+BOLZ (_who meanwhile has been turning over papers at the work-table on
+the right, rising_).
+
+Let's have some wine!
+
+[MILLER _pours some in a glass_.]
+
+In honor of the worthy vintner! [_Drinks._]
+
+I treated him scandalously, but he has proved true-hearted. Tell him
+his health was not forgotten. There, take this bottle along!--Now, get
+out!
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER. BOLZ _opening the door on the left_.]
+
+Come, gentlemen, today I carry out my promise.
+
+[_Enter_ KÄMPE, BELLMAUS, KÖRNER.]
+
+This is the lunch I agreed to give. And now, my charming day-flies,
+put as much rose-color into your cheeks and your humors as your wits
+will let you. [_Pouring out_.] The great victory is won; the _Union_
+has celebrated one of the noblest of triumphs; in ages still to come
+belated angels will say with awe: "Those were glorious days," and so
+on--see continuation in today's paper. Before we sit down, the first
+toast--
+
+KÄMPE. The member-elect--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, our first toast is to the mother of all, the great power which
+produces members--the newspaper, may she prosper!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah! [_Clink glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hurrah! And secondly, long live--hold on, the member himself is not
+here yet.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Here he comes.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The member from our venerable town, editor-in-chief and professor,
+journalist, and good fellow, who is angry just now because behind his
+back this and that got into the paper--hurrah for him!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah!
+
+OLDENDORF (_in a friendly tone_.)
+
+I thank you, gentlemen.
+
+BOLZ (_drawing_ OLDENDORF _to the front_).
+
+And you are no longer vexed with us?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Your intention was good, but it was a great indiscretion.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Forget all about it! (_Aloud_.) Here, take your glass and sit down
+with us. Don't be proud, young statesman! Today you are one of us.
+Well, here sits the editorial staff! Where is worthy Mr.
+Henning--where tarries our owner, printer and publisher, Gabriel
+Henning?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+I met him a little while ago on the stairs. He crept by me as shyly as
+though he were some one who had been up to mischief.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Probably he feels as Oldendorf does--he is again not pleased with the
+attitude of the paper.
+
+MILLER (_thrusting in his head_).
+
+The papers and the mail!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Over there! [MILLER _enters, lays the papers on the work-table._]
+
+MILLER.
+
+Here is the _Coriolanus_. There is something in it about our paper.
+The errand-boy of the _Coriolanus_ grinned at me scornfully, and
+recommended me to look over the article.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Give it here! Be quiet, Romans, _Coriolanus_ speaks.--All ye devils,
+what does that mean? [_Reads_.] "On the best of authority we have just
+been informed that a great change is imminent in the newspaper affairs
+of our province. Our opponent, the _Union_, will cease to direct her
+wild attacks against all that is high and holy."--This high and holy
+means Blumenberg.--"The ownership is said to have gone over into other
+hands, and there is a sure prospect that we shall be able from now on
+to greet as an ally this widely read sheet." How does that taste to
+you, gentlemen?
+
+MILLER} Thunder! KÄMPE.}_(All together_.) Nonsense! BELLMAUS.} It's a
+lie!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It's another of Blumenberg's reckless inventions.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+There is something behind it all. Go and get me Gabriel Henning.
+[_Exit_ MILLER.] This owner has played the traitor; we have been
+poisoned. [_Springing up._] And this is the feast of the Borgia!
+Presently the _misericordia_ will enter and sing our dirge. Do me the
+favor at least to eat up the oysters before it be too late.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who has seized the newspaper_.)
+
+Evidently this news is only an uncertain rumor. Henning will tell us
+there is no truth in it. Stop seeing ghosts, and sit down with us.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself_).
+
+I sit down, not because I put faith in your words, but because I don't
+wish to do injustice to the lunch. Get hold of Henning; he must give
+an account of himself.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, as you heard, he is not at home.
+
+BOLZ (_zealously eating_).
+
+Oh, thou wilt have a fearful awakening, little Orsini! Bellmaus, pour
+me out some wine. But if the story be not true, if this _Coriolanus_
+have lied, by the purple in this glass be it sworn I will be his
+murderer! The grimmest revenge that ever an injured journalist took
+shall fall on his head; he shall bleed to death from pin-pricks; every
+poodle in the street shall look on him scornfully and say: "Fie,
+_Coriolanus_, I wouldn't take a bite at you even if you were a
+sausage." [_A knock is heard_. BOLZ _lays down his knife.] Memento
+mori_! There are our grave-diggers. The last oyster, now, and then
+farewell thou lovely world!
+
+_Enter_ JUDGE SCHWARZ _and_ SENDEN _from the door on the left; the
+door remains open_.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Obedient servant, gentlemen!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Your pardon if we disturb you.
+
+BOLZ (_remaining seated at the table_).
+
+Not in the least. This is our regular luncheon, contracted for a whole
+year--fifty oysters and two bottles daily for each member of the
+staff. Whoever buys the newspaper has to furnish it.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+What brings us here, Professor, is a communication which Mr. Henning
+should have been the first to make to you. He preferred handing over
+the task to me.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I await your communication.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Mr. Henning has, from yesterday on, transferred to me by sale all
+rights pertaining to him as owner of the newspaper _Union_.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+To you, Judge?
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+I acknowledge that I have bought it merely as accredited agent of a
+third person. Here is the deed; it contains no secrets. [_Hands him a
+paper_.]
+
+OLDENDORF (_looking through it, to_ BOLZ).
+
+It is drawn up by a notary in due form--sold for thirty thousand
+thalers. [_Agitation among the staff-members_.] Let me get to the
+bottom of the matter. Is this change of owner also to be connected
+with a change in the political attitude of the sheet?
+
+SENDEN (_coming forward_).
+
+Certainly, Professor, that was the intention in making the purchase.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do I possibly see in you the new owner?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Not that, but I have the honor to be a friend of his. You yourself, as
+well as these gentlemen, have a right to demand the fulfilment of your
+contracts. Your contracts provide, I understand, for six months'
+notice. It goes without saying that you continue to draw your salary
+until the expiration of this term.
+
+BOLZ (_rising_).
+
+You are very kind, Mr. von Senden. Our contracts empower us to edit
+the paper as we see fit, and to control its tone and its party
+affiliations. For the next half-year, therefore, we shall not only
+continue to draw our salaries but also to conduct the paper for the
+benefit of the party to which you have not the honor to belong.
+
+SENDEN (_angrily_).
+
+We'll find a way to prevent that!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Calm yourself. That kind of work would scarcely be worthy of us. If
+such are the circumstances, I announce that I resign the editorship
+from today, and release you from all obligations to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I don't mind. I make the same announcement.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+KÄMPE}(_together_). We too!
+
+KÖRNER}
+
+SENDEN (_to_ SCHWARZ).
+
+You can testify that the gentlemen voluntarily renounce their rights.
+
+BOLZ (_to the staff_).
+
+Hold on, gentlemen, don't be too generous. It is all right for you to
+take no further part in editing the paper if your friends withdraw.
+But why abandon your pecuniary claims on the new owner?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I'd rather take nothing at all from them; I'll follow your example.
+
+BOLZ (_stroking him_).
+
+Noble sentiment, my son! We'll make our way in the world together.
+What do you think of a hand-organ, Bellmaus! We 'll take it to fairs
+and sing your songs through. I'll turn and you'll sing.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Since the new owner of the paper is not one of you, you will, in
+concluding this transaction, find the question only natural--To whom
+have we ceded our rights?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The present owner of the paper is--
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through side door on the left_.
+
+OLDENDORF (_starting back in alarm_).
+
+Colonel!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Ah, now it is becoming high tragedy!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+First of all, Professor, be assured that I have nothing to do with
+this whole affair, and merely come at the request of the purchaser.
+Not until I came here, did I know anything of what was going on. I
+hope you will take my word for that.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Well, I find this game unseemly, and I insist on being told who this
+new owner is who mysteriously hides behind different persons!
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _from the side door, left._
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He stands before you!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I should just like to faint.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+That is a heavenly joke!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bowing_).
+
+How do you do, gentlemen! [_To the staff_.] Am I right in assuming
+that these gentlemen have hitherto been connected with editing the
+paper?
+
+BELLMAUS (_eagerly_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck! Mr. Kämpe for leading articles, Mr. Körner for the
+French and English correspondence, and I for theatre, music, fine
+arts, and miscellaneous.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall be much pleased if your principles will let you continue
+devoting your talents to my newspaper. [_The three members of the
+staff bow_.]
+
+BELLMAUS (_laying his hand on his heart_).
+
+Miss Runeck, under your editorship I'll go to the ends of the world!
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling and politely_).
+
+Ah, no, merely into that room.
+
+[_Points to the door on the right_.]
+
+I
+need half an hour to collect my thoughts for my new activities.
+
+BELLMAUS (_while departing_).
+
+That's the best thing I ever heard!
+
+[BELLMAUS, KÄMPE, KÖRNER _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Professor, you resigned the management of the paper with a readiness
+which delights me. (_Pointedly_.) I wish to edit the _Union_ in my
+own fashion.
+
+[_Seizes his hand and leads him to the_ COLONEL.]
+
+Colonel, he is no longer editor; we have outwitted him; you have your
+satisfaction.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out his arms to him_).
+
+Come, Oldendorf! For what happened I have been sorry since the moment
+we parted.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My honored friend!
+
+ADELAIDE (_pointing to the door on the left_).
+
+There is some one else in there who wants to take part in the
+reconciliation. It might be Mr. Gabriel Henning.
+
+IDA _appears at the side door_.
+
+IDA.
+
+Edward!
+
+[OLDENDORF _hurries to the door_, IDA _meets him, he embraces
+her. Both leave on the left. The_ COLONEL _follows_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_sweetly_).
+
+Before asking you, Mr. von Senden, to interest yourself in the editing
+of the newspaper, I beg you to read through this correspondence which
+I received as a contribution to my columns.
+
+SENDEN (_takes a glance at them_).
+
+Miss Runeck, I don't know whose indiscretion--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Fear none on my part. I am a newspaper proprietor, and (_with, marked
+emphasis_) shall keep editorial secrets.
+
+[SENDEN _bows_.]
+
+May I ask
+for the deed, Judge? And will you gentlemen be kind enough to ease the
+mind of the vendor as to the outcome of the transaction?
+
+[_Mutual
+bows_. SENDEN _and_ SCHWARZ _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_after a short pause_).
+
+Now, Mr. Bolz, what am I going to do about you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am prepared for anything. I am surprised at nothing any more. If
+some one should go straight off and spend a capital of a hundred
+millions in painting negroes white with oil-colors, or in making
+Africa four-cornered, I should not let it astonish me. If I wake up
+tomorrow as an owl with two tufts of feathers for ears and a mouse in
+my beak, I will say, "All right," and remember that worse things have
+happened.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is the matter with you, Conrad? Are you displeased with me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+With you? You have been generous as ever; only too generous. And it
+would all have been fine, if only this whole scene had been
+impossible. That fellow Senden!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We have seen the last of him! Conrad, I'm one of the party!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hallelujah! I hear countless angels blowing on their trumpets! I'll
+stay with the _Union_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+About that I am no longer the one to decide. For I have still a
+confession to make to you. I, too, am not the real owner of the
+newspaper.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You are not? Now, by all the gods, I am at my wit's end. I'm beginning
+not to care who this owner is. Be he man, will-of-the-wisp, or the
+devil Beelzebub in person, I bid him defiance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a kind of a will-of-the-wisp, a little something of a devil, and
+from top to toe a great rogue. For, Conrad, my friend, beloved of my
+youth, it is you yourself.
+
+[_Hands him the deed_.]
+
+BOLZ (_stupefied for a moment, reads_).
+
+"Ceded to Conrad Bolz"--correct! So that would be a sort of gift.
+Can't be accepted, much too little!
+
+[_Throws the paper aside_.]
+Prudence be gone!
+
+[_Falls on his knees before_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+Here I
+kneel, Adelaide! What I am saying I don't know in my joy, for the
+whole room is dancing round with me. If you will take me for your
+husband, you will do me the greatest favor in the world. If you don't
+want me, box my ears and send me off!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bending down to him_).
+
+I do want you! (_Kissing him_.) This was the cheek!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+And these are the lips.
+
+[_Kisses her; they remain in an embrace; short
+pause_.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL, IDA, OLDENDORF.
+
+COLONEL (_in amazement, at the door_).
+
+What is this?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Colonel, it takes place under editorial sanction.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide, what do I see?
+
+ADELAIDE (_stretching out her hand to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Dear friend, I'm betrothed to a journalist!
+
+[_As_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from either side hasten to the pair, the
+curtain falls_]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Footnote 1: Permission S. Hirzel, Leipzig.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+DOCTOR LUTHER (1859)
+
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B. Assistant Professor of German, Tufts
+College.
+
+
+Some well-meaning men still wish that the defects of their old church
+had not led to so great a revolt, and even liberal Roman Catholics
+still fail to see in Luther and Zwingli anything but zealous heretics
+whose wrath brought about a schism. May such views vanish from
+Germany! All religious denominations have reason to attribute to
+Luther whatever in their present faith is genuine and sincere, and has
+a wholesome and sustaining influence. The heretic of Wittenberg is
+fully as much the reformer of the German Catholics as of the
+Protestants. This is true not only because the teachers of the
+Catholic Church in their struggle against him outgrew the old
+scholasticism, and fought for their sacraments with new weapons gained
+from his language, his culture, and his moral worth; nor because he,
+in effect, destroyed the church of the Middle Ages and forced his
+opponents at Trent to raise a firmer structure, though seemingly
+within the old forms and proportions; but still more because he
+expressed the common basis of all German denominations, of our
+spiritual courage, piety, and honesty, with such force that a good
+deal of his own nature, to the present benefit of every German, has
+survived in our doctrines and language, in our civil laws and morals,
+in the thoughtfulness of our people, and in our science and
+literature. Some of the ideas for which Luther's stubborn and
+contentious spirit fought, against both Catholics and Calvinists, are
+abandoned by the free investigation of modern times. His intensely
+passionate beliefs, gained in the heartrending struggles of a devout
+soul, occasionally missed an important truth. Sometimes he was harsh,
+unfair, even cruel toward his opponents; but such things should no
+longer disturb any German, for all the limitations of his nature and
+training are as nothing compared with the fulness of the blessings
+which have flowed from his great heart into the life of our nation.
+
+But he should not have seceded after all, some people say; for his
+action has divided Germany into two hostile camps, and the ancient
+strife, under varying battle-cries, has continued to our day. Those
+who think so might assert with equal right that the Christian revolt
+from Judaism was not necessary--why did not the apostles reform the
+venerable high-priesthood of Zion? They might assert that Hampden
+would have done better if he had paid the ship-money and had taught
+the Stuarts their lesson peaceably; that William of Orange committed a
+crime when he did not put his life and his sword into the hands of
+Alva, as Egmont did; that Washington was a traitor because he did not
+surrender himself and his army to the English; they might condemn as
+evil everything that is new and great in doctrine and in life and that
+owes its birth to a struggle against what is old.
+
+To but few mortals has been vouchsafed such a powerful influence as
+Luther had upon their contemporaries and upon subsequent ages. But his
+life, like that of every great man, leaves the impression of an
+affecting tragedy when attention is centred on its pivotal events. It
+shows us, like the career of all heroes of history whom Fate permitted
+to live out their lives, three stages. First, the personality of the
+man develops, powerfully influenced by the restricting environment. It
+tries to reconcile incompatibilities, while in the depth of his soul
+ideas and convictions are gradually translated into volition. At last
+they burst forth in a definite action, and the solitary individual
+enters upon the contest with the world. Then follows a period of
+greater activity, more rapid growth, and larger victories. The
+influence of the one man upon the masses grows ever greater. Mightily
+he draws the whole nation to follow in his footsteps, and becomes its
+hero, its pattern; the vital force of millions appears summed up in
+one man.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Underwood & Underwood, New York_
+LUTHER MONUMENT AT WORMS by ERNST RIETSCHEL]
+
+But the spirit of the nation does not long endure the preëminence of a
+single, well-centred personality; for the life and the power and the
+needs of a nation are more manifold than even the greatest single
+force and lofty aim. The eternal contrast between the individual and
+the nation appears. Even the soul of a nation is, in the presence of
+the eternal, a finite personality--but in comparison with the
+individual it appears boundless. A man is forced by the logical result
+of his thoughts and actions, by all the significance of his own deeds,
+into a closely restricted path. The soul of the nation needs for its
+life irreconcilable contrasts and incessant effort in most varied
+directions. Much that the individual failed to assimilate rises to
+fight against him. The reaction of the people begins--at first weak,
+here and there, based on different reasons and with slight
+justification; then it grows stronger and ever more victorious.
+Finally the intellectual influence of the life of the individual is
+limited to his own followers, and crystallizes into a single one of
+the many elements of national growth. The last period of a great life
+is always filled with secret resignation, with bitterness, and with
+silent suffering.
+
+Thus it was with Luther. The first of these periods continued up to
+the day on which he posted his theses, the second until his return
+from the Wartburg, the third to his death and the beginning of the
+Schmalkaldic War. It is not the purpose of this sketch to give his
+entire biography, but to tell briefly how he developed and what he
+was. Much in his nature appears strange and unpleasing so long as he
+is viewed from afar; but this historic figure has the remarkable
+quality of becoming greater and more attractive the more closely it is
+approached, and from beginning to end it would inspire a good
+biographer with admiration, tenderness, and a certain good humor.
+
+Luther rose from the great source of all national strength, the
+freeholding peasant class. His father moved from Möhra, a forest
+village of the Thuringian mountains, where his relatives constituted
+half the population, northward into the neighborhood of Mansfeld, to
+work as a miner. So the boy's cradle stood in a cottage in which was
+still felt the old thrill of the ghosts of the pine wood and the dark
+clefts which were thought to be the entrances to the ore veins of the
+mountain. Certainly the imagination of the boy was often busy with
+dark traditions from heathen mythology. He was accustomed to feel the
+presence of uncanny powers as well in the phenomena of nature as in
+the life of man. When he turned monk such remembrances from childhood
+grew gloomier and took the shape of the devil of Scripture, but the
+busy tempter who everywhere lies in wait for the life of man always
+retained for him something of the features of the mischievous goblin
+who secretly lurks about the peasant's hearth and stable.
+
+His father, a curt, sturdy, vigorous man, firm in his resolves, and of
+unusual, shrewd common sense, had worked his way, after hard
+struggles, to considerable prosperity. He kept strict discipline in
+his household. Even in later years Luther thought with sadness of the
+severe punishments he had endured as a boy and the sorrow they had
+caused his tender, childish heart. But Old Hans Luther, nevertheless,
+up to his death in 1530, had some influence on the life of his son.
+When at the age of twenty-two Martin secretly entered the monastery
+the old man was violently angry; for he had already planned a good
+match for him. Friends finally succeeded in bringing the angry father
+to consent to a reconciliation; and as his imploring son confessed
+that a terrible apparition had driven him to the secret vow to enter
+the monastery, he replied with the sorrowful words, "God grant that it
+was not a deception and trick of the devil;" and he still further
+wrenched the heart of the monk by the angry question, "You thought you
+were obeying the command of God when you went into the monastery; have
+you not heard also that you shall obey your parents?" These words made
+a deep impression on the son, and when, many years after, he sat in
+the Wartburg, expelled from the Church and outlawed by the Emperor, he
+wrote to his father the touching words: "Do you still wish to tear me
+from the monastery? You are still my father and I your son. The law
+and the power of God are on your side--on my side human weakness. But
+look that you boast not yourself against God, he has been beforehand
+with you,--he has taken me out himself." From that time on it seemed
+to the old man as if his son were restored to him. Old Hans had once
+counted upon having a grandson for whom he would work. He now came
+back obstinately to this thought, caring nothing for the rest of the
+world, and soon urged his son to marry; his encouragement was not the
+least of the influences to which Luther yielded, and when his father,
+advanced in years, at last a councillor of Mansfeld, lay in his death
+throes and the minister bent over him and asked the dying man if he
+wished to die in the purified faith in Christ and the Holy Gospel, old
+Hans gathered his strength once more and said curtly, "He is a wretch
+who does not believe in it." When Luther told this later he added
+admiringly, "Yes that was a man of the old time." The son received the
+news of the father's death in the fortress of Coburg. When he read
+the letter, in which his wife inclosed a picture of his youngest
+daughter Magdalena, he uttered to a companion merely the words, "Well,
+my father is dead too," rose, took his psalter, went into his room,
+and prayed and wept so hard that, as the faithful Veit Dietrich wrote,
+his head was confused the next day; but he came out again with his
+soul at peace. The same day he wrote with deep emotion to Melanchthon
+of the great love of his father and of his intimate relations with
+him. "I have never despised death so much as today. We die so often
+before we finally die. Now I am the oldest of my family and I have the
+right to follow him." From such a father the son inherited what was
+fundamental to his character--truthfulness, a sturdy will,
+straightforward common sense, and tact in dealing with men and
+affairs. His childhood was full of rigor. He had many a bitter
+experience in the Latin school and as a choir boy, though tempered by
+kindness and love, and he kept through it all--what is more easily
+kept in the lowlier circles of life--a heart full of faith in the
+goodness of human nature and reverence for everything great in the
+world. When he was at the University of Erfurt, his father was already
+in a position to supply his needs more abundantly. He felt the vigor
+of youth, and was a merry companion with song and lute. Of his
+spiritual life at that time little is known except that death came
+near him, and that in a thunder storm he was "called upon by a
+terrible apparition from heaven." In terror he took a vow to go into a
+monastery, and quickly and secretly carried out his resolve.
+
+From that time date our reports about the troubles of his soul. At
+odds with his father, full of awe at the thought of an incomprehensible
+eternity, cowed by the wrath of God, he began with supernatural
+exertions a life of renunciation, devotion, and penance. He found no
+peace. All the highest questions of life rushed with fearful force
+upon his defenseless, wandering soul. Remarkably strong and passionate
+with him was the necessity of feeling himself in harmony with God and
+the universe. What theology offered him was all unintelligible,
+bitter, and repulsive. To his nature the riddles of the moral order of
+the universe were most important. That the good should suffer, and the
+evil succeed; that God should condemn the human race to the monstrous
+burden of sin because a simple-minded woman had bitten into an apple;
+that this same God should endure our sins with love, toleration, and
+patience; that Christ at one time sent away honorable people with
+severity, and at another time associated with harlots, publicans,
+and sinners--"human understanding with its wisdom turns to folly at
+this." Then he would complain to his spiritual adviser, Staupitz:
+"Dear Doctor, our Lord treats people so cruelly. Who can serve Him
+if he lays on blows like this?" But when he got the answer, "How
+else could He subdue the stubborn heads?" this sensible argument
+could not console the young man. With fervid desire to find the
+incomprehensible God, he searched all his thoughts and dreams with
+self-torture. Every earthly thought, every beat of his youthful blood,
+became for him a cruel wrong. He began to despair of himself; he
+wrestled in unceasing prayer, fasted and scourged himself. At one time
+the priests had to break into his cell in which he had been lying for
+days in a condition not far from insanity. With warm sympathy Staupitz
+looked upon such heart-rending torment, and sought to give him peace
+by blunt counsel. Once when Luther had written to him, "Oh, my sin! My
+sin! My sin!" his spiritual adviser gave him the answer, "You long to
+be without sin, and you have no real sin. Christ is the forgiveness of
+real sins, such as parricide and the like. If Christ is to help you,
+you must have a list of real sins, and not come to Him with such trash
+and make-believe sins, seeing a sin in every trifle." The manner in
+which Luther gradually raised himself above such despair was decisive
+for his whole life. The God whom he served was at that time a God of
+terror. His anger was to be appeased only by the means of grace which
+the ancient Church prescribed--in the first place through constant
+confession, for which there were innumerable prescriptions and formulæ
+which seemed to the heart empty and cold. By strictly prescribed
+activities and the practice of so-called good works, the feeling of
+real atonement and inward peace had not come to the young man. Finally
+a saying of his spiritual adviser pierced his heart like an arrow:
+"That alone is true penance which begins with love for God. Love for
+God and inward exaltation is not the result of the means of grace
+which the Church teaches; it must go before them." This doctrine from
+Tauler's school became for the young man the basis of a new spiritual
+and moral relation to God; it was for him a sacred discovery. The
+transformation of his spiritual life was the principal thing. For that
+he had to work. From the depths of every human heart must come
+repentance, expiation, and atonement. He and every man could lift
+himself up to God, alone. Not until now did he realize what free
+prayer was. In place of a far-off divine power which he had formerly
+sought in vain through a hundred forms and childish confessions, there
+came before him at last the image of an all-loving protector to whom
+he could speak at any time joyfully and in tears; to whom he could
+bring all sorrow, every doubt; who took unceasing interest in him,
+cared for him, granted or denied his heartfelt petitions tenderly,
+like a good father. So he learned to pray; and how ardent his prayers
+became! From this time he lived in peace with the beloved God whom he
+had finally found, every day, every hour. His intercourse with the
+Most High became more intimate than with the dearest companions of
+this earth. When he poured out his whole self before Him, then calm
+came over him and a holy peace, a feeling of unspeakable love. He felt
+himself a part of God, and remained in this relation to Him from that
+time throughout his whole life. He heeded no longer the roundabout
+ways of the ancient Church; he could, with God in his heart, defy the
+whole world. Even thus early he ventured to believe that those held
+false doctrine who put so much stress on works of penance, that there
+was nothing beyond these works but a cold satisfaction and a
+ceremonious confession; and when, later, he learned from Melanchthon
+that the Greek word for penitence, _metanoia_ meant literally "change
+of mind," it seemed to him a wonderful revelation. On this ground
+rested the confident assurance with which he opposed the words of
+Scripture to the ordinances of the Church. By this means Luther in the
+monastery gradually worked his way to spiritual liberty. All his later
+doctrines, his battles against indulgences, his imperturbable
+steadfastness, his method of interpreting the Scriptures, rested upon
+the struggles through which he, while a monk, had found his God; and
+it may well be said that the new era of German history began with
+Luther's prayers in the monastery. Life was soon to thrust him under
+its hammer, to harden the pure metal of his soul.
+
+In 1508 Luther reluctantly accepted the professorship of dialectics at
+the new university of Wittenberg. He would rather have taught that
+theology which even then he believed the true one. When, in 1510, he
+went to Rome on business for his order, it is well known what devotion
+and piety marked his sojourn in the Holy City, and with what horror
+the heathen life of the Romans and the moral corruption and
+worldliness of the clergy filled him. It was there where his
+devotions, while he was officiating at mass, were disturbed by the
+reckless jests which the Roman priests of his order called out to him.
+He never forgot the devil-inspired words[2] as long as he lived.
+
+But the hierarchy, however deeply its corruption shocked him, still
+contained his whole hope; outside of it there was no God and no
+salvation. The noble idea of the Catholic Church, and its conquests of
+fifteen hundred years, enraptured the mind even of the strongest. And
+when this German in Roman clerical dress, at the risk of his life,
+inspected the ruins of ancient Rome and stood in awe before the
+gigantic columns of the temples which, according to report, the Goths
+had once destroyed, the sturdy man from the mountains of the old
+Hermunduri little dreamed that it would be his own fate to destroy the
+temples of medieval Rome more thoroughly, more fiercely, more grandly.
+Luther came back from Rome still a faithful son of the great Mother
+Church. All heresy, such as that of the Bohemians, was hateful to him.
+He took a warm interest, after his return, in Reuchlin's contest
+against the judges of heresy at Cologne, and, in 1512, stood on the
+side of the Humanists; but even then he felt that something separated
+him from this movement. When, a few years later, he was in Gotha, he
+did not call upon the worthy Mutianus Rufus, although he wrote him a
+very polite letter of apology; and soon after he was offended by the
+inward coldness and secular tone in which theological sinners were
+ridiculed in Erasmus' dialogues. The profane worldliness of the
+Humanists was never quite in harmony with the cheerful faith of
+Luther's soul, and the pride with which he afterward offended the
+sensitive Erasmus in a letter which was meant to be conciliatory, was
+probably even then in his soul. Even the forms of literary modesty
+adopted by Luther at that time give the impression that they were
+wrung from an unbending spirit by the power of Christian humility.
+
+For even at that time he felt himself secure and strong in his faith.
+As early as 1516 he wrote to Spalatin, who was the link of intercourse
+between him and the Elector, Frederick the Wise, that the Elector was
+the most prudent of men in the things of this world, but was afflicted
+with sevenfold blindness in matters concerning God and the salvation
+of the soul. And Luther had reason for this expression, for the
+provident spirit of that moderate prince appeared in his careful
+efforts, among other things, to gather in for domestic use the means
+of grace recommended by the Church. For instance, he had a special
+hobby for sacred relics, and just at this time Staupitz, the vicar of
+the Augustinian order for Saxony, was occupied in the Rhine region and
+elsewhere in collecting them for the Elector. For Luther the absence
+of his superior was important, for he had to fill his place. He was
+already a respected man in his order. Although professor (of theology
+since 1512), he still lived in his monastery in Wittenberg and
+generally wore his monk's habit; and now he visited the thirty
+monasteries in his charge, deposed priors, uttered severe censure of
+bad discipline, and urged severity against fallen monks. But something
+of the simple faith of the brother of the monastery still clung to
+him.
+
+It was in this spirit of confidence and German sincerity that he
+wrote, October 31, 1517, after he had posted the theses against Tetzel
+on the church door, to Archbishop Albert of Mainz, the protector of
+the seller of indulgences. Full of the popular belief in the wisdom
+and the goodwill of the highest rulers, Luther thought (he often said
+so later) that it was only necessary to present honestly to the
+princes of the Church the disadvantage and immorality of such abuses.
+But how childish this zeal of the monk appeared to the polished and
+worldly prince of the Church! What so deeply offended the honest man
+was, from the point of view of the Archbishop, a matter long settled.
+The sale of indulgences was an evil in the Church a hundred times
+deplored, but as unavoidable as many institutions seem to the
+politician; while not good in themselves, they must be kept for the
+sake of a greater interest. The greatest interest of the Archbishop
+and the curia was their supremacy, which was acquired and maintained
+by such commercial dealings. The great interest of Luther and the
+people was truth. This was the parting of the ways.
+
+And so Luther entered upon the struggle, a poor and faithful son of
+the Church, full of German devotion to authority; but yet he had in
+his character something which gave him strength against too extreme
+exercise of this authority--a close relation to his God. He was then
+thirty-four years old, in the fulness of his strength, of medium
+stature, his body vigorous and without the corpulency of his later
+years, appearing tall beside the small, delicate, boyish form of
+Melanchthon. In the face which showed the effects of vigils and inward
+struggles, shone two fiery eyes whose keen brilliancy was hard to
+meet. He was a respected man, not only in his order, but at the
+University; not a great scholar--he learned Greek from Melanchthon in
+the first year of his professorship, and Hebrew soon after. He had no
+extensive book learning, and never had the ambition to shine as a
+writer of Latin verse; but he was astonishingly well-read in the
+Scriptures and some of the Fathers of the Church, and what he had once
+learned he assimilated with German thoroughness. He was the untiring
+shepherd of his flock, a zealous preacher, a warm friend, once more
+full of a decorous cheerfulness; he was of an assured bearing, polite
+and skilful in social intercourse, with a confidence of spirit which
+often lighted up his face in a smile. The small events of the day
+might indeed affect him and annoy him. He was excitable, and easily
+moved to tears, but on any great emergency, after he had overcome his
+early nervous excitement, such as, for instance, embarrassed him when
+he first appeared before the Diet at Worms--then he showed wonderful
+calmness and self-command. He knew no fear. Indeed, his lion's nature
+found satisfaction in the most dangerous situations. The danger of
+death into which he sometimes fell, the malicious ambushes of his
+enemies, seemed to him at that time hardly worthy of mention. The
+reason for this superhuman heroism, as one may call it, was again his
+close personal relation to his God. He had long periods in which he
+wished, with a cheerful smile, for martyrdom in the service of truth
+and of his God. Terrible struggles were still before him, but those in
+which men opposed him did not seem to deserve this name. He had
+defeated the devil himself again and again for years. He even
+overcame the fear and torment of hell, which did its utmost to cloud
+his reason. Such a man might perhaps be killed, but he could hardly be
+conquered.
+
+The period of the struggle which now follows, from the beginning of
+the indulgences controversy until his departure from the Wartburg--the
+time of his greatest victories and of his tremendous popularity--is
+perhaps best known; but it seems to us that even here his nature has
+never yet been correctly judged.
+
+Nothing is more remarkable at this period than the manner in which
+Luther became gradually estranged from the Church of Rome. His life
+was modest and without ambition. He clung with the deepest reverence
+to the lofty idea of the Church, for fifteen hundred years the
+communion of saints; and yet in four short years he was destined to be
+cut off from the faith of his fathers, torn from the soil in which he
+had been so firmly rooted. And during all this time he was destined to
+stand alone in the struggle, or at best with a few faithful
+companions--after 1518 together with Melanchthon. He was to be exposed
+to all the perils of the fiercest war, not only against innumerable
+enemies, but also in defiance of the anxious warnings of sincere
+friends and patrons. Three times the Roman party tried to silence
+him--through the official activity of Cajetan, through the persuasive
+arts of Miltitz, and the untimely persistence of the contentious Eck.
+Three times he spoke to the Pope himself in letters which are among
+the most valuable documents of those years. Then came the parting. He
+was anathematized and outlawed. According to the old university
+custom, he burned the enemy's declaration of war, and with it the
+possibility of return. With cheerful confidence he went to Worms in
+order that the princes of his nation might decide whether he should
+die or thenceforth live among them without pope or church, according
+to the Bible alone.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Pruelmann A G Munich_
+FREDERICK WILLIAM I INSPECTING A SCHOOL Adolph von Menzel.]
+
+At first, when he had printed his theses against Tetzel, he was
+astonished at the enormous excitement which they caused in Germany, at
+the venomous hatred of his enemies, and at the signs of joyful
+recognition which he received from many sides. Had he, then, done such
+an unheard-of thing? What he had expressed was, he knew, the belief of
+all the best men of the Church. When the Bishop of Brandenburg had
+sent the Abbot of Lehnin to him, with the request that Luther would
+suppress the printed edition of his German sermon on indulgences and
+grace, however near the truth he might be, the brother of the poor
+Augustinian monastery was deeply moved that such great men should
+speak to him in so friendly and cordial a manner, and he was ready to
+give up the printing rather than make himself a monster that disturbed
+the Church. Eagerly he sought to refute the report that the Elector
+had instigated his quarrel with Tetzel--"they wish to involve the
+innocent prince in the enmity that falls on me." He was ready to do
+anything to keep the peace before Cajetan and with Miltitz. One thing
+he would not do--recant what he had said against the unchristian
+extension of the system of indulgences; but recantation was the only
+thing the hierarchy wanted of him. For a long time he still wished for
+peace, reconciliation, and return to the peaceful activity of his
+cell; and again and again a false assertion of his opponents set his
+blood on fire, and every opposition was followed by a new and sharper
+blow from his weapon.
+
+Even in the first letter to Leo X, May 30, 1518, Luther's heroic
+assurance is remarkable. He is still entirely the faithful son of the
+Church. He still concludes by falling at the Pope's feet, offers him
+his whole life and being, and promises to honor his voice as the voice
+of Christ, whose representative the head of the Church is; but even
+from this devotion befitting the monk, the vigorous words flash out:
+"If I have merited death, I refuse not to die." In the body of the
+letter, how strong are the expressions in which he sets forth the
+coarseness of the sellers of indulgences! Here, too, his surprise is
+honest that his theses are making so much stir with their
+unintelligible sentences, involved, according to the old custom, to
+the point of riddles. And good humor sounds in the manly words: "What
+shall I do? I cannot recant. In our century full of intellect and
+beauty, which might put Cicero into a corner, I am only an unlearned,
+limited, poorly educated man! But the goose must needs cackle among
+the swans."
+
+The following year almost all who honored Luther united in the
+endeavor to bring about a reconciliation. Staupitz and Palatin, and
+the Elector through them, scolded, besought, and urged; the papal
+chamberlain, Miltitz himself, praised Luther's attitude, and whispered
+to him that he was entirely right, implored him, drank with him, and
+kissed him. Luther, to be sure, thought he knew that the courtier had
+a secret mission to make him a captive, if possible, and bring him to
+Rome. But the peacemakers successfully hit upon the point in which the
+stubborn man heartily agreed with them--that respect for the Church
+must be maintained, and its unity must not be destroyed. Luther
+promised to keep quiet and to submit the decision of the contested
+points to three worthy bishops. While in this position he was urged to
+write a letter of apology to the Pope. But even this letter of March
+3, 1519, though approved by the mediators and written under
+compulsion, is characteristic as showing the advance Luther had made.
+Humility, such as our theologians see in it, is hardly present, but a
+cautious diplomatic attitude throughout. Luther regrets that what he
+has done to defend the honor of the Roman Church should have been
+interpreted as lack of respect in him. He promises henceforth to say
+nothing more about indulgences--if, that is, his opponents will do
+the same; he offers to address a manifesto to the people in which he
+will advise them to give proper obedience to the Church and not to be
+estranged from her because his adversaries have been insolent and he
+himself harsh. But all these submissive words do not conceal the rift
+which already separates his mind from the essential basis of the
+Church of Rome. It sounds like cold irony when he writes: "What shall
+I do, Most Holy Father? I am at a complete loss. I cannot endure the
+weight of your anger, and yet I do not know how to escape it. They
+demand a recantation from me. If it could accomplish what they propose
+by it, I would recant without hesitation, but the opposition of my
+adversaries has spread my writings farther than I had ever hoped; they
+have taken hold too deeply on the souls of men. In Germany today
+talent, learning, freedom of judgment are flourishing. If I should
+recant, I should cover the Church, in the judgment of my Germans, with
+still greater disgrace. It is they--my adversaries--who have brought
+the Church of Rome into disrepute with us in Germany." He finally
+closes politely: "If I should be able to do more, I shall without
+doubt be very ready. May Christ preserve your Holiness! Martin
+Luther."
+
+Much is to be read between the lines of this studied reserve. Even if
+the vain Eck had not immediately set all Wittenberg University by the
+ears, this letter could hardly have been considered at Rome as a token
+of repentant submission.
+
+The thunderbolt of excommunication had been hurled; Rome had spoken.
+Now Luther, again completely his old self, wrote once more to the Pope
+that great and famous letter which, at the request of the untiring
+Miltitz, he dated back to September 6, 1520, that he might be able to
+ignore the bull of excommunication. It is a beautiful reflection of a
+resolute mind which from a lofty standpoint calmly surveys its
+opponent, and at the same time is magnificent in its sincerity, and of
+the noblest spirit. With sincere sympathy he speaks of the personality
+and of the difficult position of the Pope; but it is the sympathy of a
+stranger. He still laments with melancholy the condition of the
+Church, but it is plain that he himself has already outgrown it. It is
+a farewell letter. With the keenest severity there is still a firm
+attitude and silent sorrow. Such is the way a man parts from what he
+has once loved and found unworthy. This letter was to be the last
+bridge for the peacemakers. For Luther it was the liberation of his
+soul.
+
+In these years Luther had become a different man. In the first place
+he had acquired prudence and self-reliance in his intercourse with the
+most exalted personages, and at heavy cost had won insight into the
+policies and the private character of the rulers. Nothing was at heart
+more painful to the peaceable nature of his sovereign than this bitter
+theological controversy, which sometimes furthered his political ends
+but always disturbed his peace of mind. Constant efforts were made by
+his court to keep the Wittenberg people within bounds, and Luther
+always saw to it that they were made too late. Whenever the faithful
+Spalatin dissuaded him from the publication of a new polemic, he
+received the answer that there was no help for it, that the sheets
+were printed and already in the hands of many and could not be
+suppressed. And in his dealings with his adversaries Luther had
+acquired the assurance of a seasoned warrior. He was bitterly hurt
+when Hieronymus Emser, in the spring of 1518, craftily took him to a
+banquet in Dresden where he was forced to argue with angry enemies,
+especially when he learned that a Dominican friar had listened at the
+door and the next day had spread it in the town that Luther had been
+completely silenced, and that the listener had had difficulty to
+restrain himself from rushing into the room and spitting in Luther's
+face. At that first meeting with Cajetan Luther still prostrated
+himself humbly at the feet of the prince of the Church; after the
+second he allowed himself to express the view that the cardinal was as
+fit for his office as an ass to play the harp. He treated the polite
+Miltitz with fitting politeness. The Roman had hoped to tame the
+German bear, but soon the courtier came of his own accord into the
+position which was appropriate for him--he was used by Luther. And in
+the Leipzig disputation against Eck the favorable impression which the
+self-possessed, honest, and sturdy nature of Luther produced was the
+best counterpoise to the self-satisfied assurance of his clever
+opponent.
+
+But Luther's inward life calls for greater sympathy. It was after all
+a terrible period for him. Close to exaltation and victory lay for him
+deathly anxiety, torturing doubt, and horrible apparitions. He, almost
+alone, was in arms against all Christendom, and was becoming more and
+more irreconcilably hostile to the mightiest power, which still
+included everything that had been sacred to him since his youth. What
+if, after all, he were wrong in this or that! He was responsible for
+every soul that he led away with him--and whither? What was there
+outside the Church but destruction and perdition for time and for
+eternity? If his adversaries and anxious friends cut him to the heart
+with reproaches and warnings, the pain, the secret remorse, the
+uncertainty which he must not acknowledge to any one, were greater
+beyond comparison. He found peace, to be sure, in prayer. Whenever his
+fervid soul, seeking its God, rose in mighty flights, he was filled
+with strength, peace, and cheerfulness. But in hours of less tense
+exaltation, when his sensitive spirit quivered under unpleasant
+impressions, then he felt himself embarrassed, divided, under the
+spell of another power which was hostile to his God. He knew from
+childhood how actively evil spirits ensnare mankind; he had learned
+from the Scripture that the Devil works against the purest to ruin
+them. On his path the busy devils were lurking to weaken him, to
+mislead him, to make innumerable others wretched through him. He saw
+their work in the angry bearing of the cardinal, in the scornful face
+of Eck, even in the thoughts of his own soul. He knew how powerful
+they had been in Rome. Even in his youth apparitions had tormented
+him; now they reappeared. From the dark shadows of his study the
+spectre of the tempter lifted its claw-like hand against his reason.
+Even while he was praying the Devil approached him in the form of
+the Redeemer, radiant as King of Heaven with the five wounds, as
+the ancient Church represented Him. But Luther knew that Christ
+appears to poor humanity only in His words, or in humble form, as He
+hung upon the cross; and he roused himself vigorously and cried
+to the apparition: "Avaunt, foul fiend!"--and the vision disappeared.
+Thus the strong heart of the man worked for years in savage
+indignation--always renewed. It was a sad struggle between reason and
+insanity, but Luther always came out victorious; the native strength
+of his sound nature prevailed. In long prayer, often lasting for
+hours, the stormy waves of his emotion became calm, and his massive
+intelligence and his conscience brought him every time out of doubt to
+certainty. He considered this process of liberation as a gracious
+inspiration of his God, and after such moments he who had once been in
+such anxious doubt was as firm as steel, indifferent to the opinion of
+men, not to be moved, inexorable. Quite a different picture is that of
+his personality in contest with earthly foes. Here he retains almost
+everywhere the superiority of conviction, particularly in his literary
+feuds.
+
+The literary activity which he developed at this time was gigantic. Up
+to 1517 he had printed little. From that time on he was not only the
+most productive but the greatest popular writer of Germany. The energy
+of his style, the vigor of his argumentation, the ardor and passion of
+his conviction, carried away his readers. No one had ever spoken thus
+to the people. His language lent itself to every mood, to all keys;
+now brief, forcible, sharp as steel, now in majestic breadth, the
+words poured in among the people like a mighty stream. A figurative
+expression, a striking simile, made the most difficult thoughts
+intelligible. His was a wonderfully creative power. He used language
+with sovereign ease. As soon as he touched a pen his mind worked with
+the greatest freedom; his sentences show the cheerful warmth which
+filled him, the perfect charm of sympathetic creation is poured out
+upon them. And such power is by no means least apparent in the attacks
+which he makes upon individual opponents, and it is closely connected
+with a fault which caused misgivings even to his admiring
+contemporaries. He liked to play with his opponents. His imagination
+clothed the form of an enemy with a grotesque mask, and he teased,
+scorned, and stabbed this picture of his imagination with turns of
+speech which had not always the grace of moderation, or even of
+decency; but in the midst of vituperation, his good humor generally
+had a conciliatory effect--although, to be sure, not upon his victims.
+Petty spite was rarely visible; not seldom the most imperturbable
+good-nature. Sometimes he fell into a true artistic zeal, forgot the
+dignity of the reformer, and pinched like a German peasant boy, even
+like a malicious goblin. What blows he gave to all his opponents, now
+with a club, wielded by an angry giant, now with a jester's bauble! He
+liked to twist their names into ridiculous forms, and thus they lived
+in Wittenberg circles as beasts, or as fools. Eck became Dr. Geck;
+Murner was adorned with the head and claws of a cat; Emser, who had
+printed at the head of most of his pamphlets his coat-of-arms the head
+of a horned goat, was abused as a goat. The Latin name of the renegade
+humanist Cochläus, was retranslated, and Luther greeted him as a snail
+with impenetrable armor, and--sad to say--sometimes also as a dirty
+boy whose nose needed wiping. Still worse, terrible even to his
+contemporaries, was the reckless violence with which he declaimed
+against hostile princes. It is true that he sometimes bestowed upon
+his sovereign's cousin, Duke George of Saxony, a consideration hardly
+to be avoided. Each considered the other the prey of the devil, but in
+secret each esteemed in the other a manly worth. Again and again they
+fell into dissension, even in writing, but again and again Luther
+prayed warmly for his neighbor's soul. The reckless wilfulness of
+Henry VIII. of England, on the other hand, offended the German
+reformer to the depths of his soul; he reviled him horribly and
+without cessation; and even in his last years he treated the
+hot-headed Henry of Brunswick like a naughty school-boy. "Clown" was
+the mildest of many dramatic characters in which he represented him.
+When, later, such outpourings of excessive zeal stared at him from the
+printed page, and his friends complained, he would be vexed at his
+rudeness, upbraid himself, and honestly repent. But repentance availed
+little, for on the next occasion he would commit the same fault; and
+Spalatin had some reason to look distrustfully upon a projected
+publication even when Luther proposed to write very gently and tamely.
+His opponents could not equal him in his field. They called names with
+equal vigor, but they lacked his inward freedom. Unfortunately it
+cannot be denied that this little appendage to the moral dignity of
+his nature was sometimes the spice which made his writings so
+irresistible to the honest Germans of the sixteenth century.
+
+In the autumn of 1517 he had got into a quarrel with a reprobate
+Dominican friar; in the winter of 1520 he burned the Pope's bull. In
+the spring of 1518 he had prostrated himself at the feet of the Vicar
+of Christ; in the spring of 1521 he declared at the Diet of Worms,
+before the emperor and the princes and the papal legates, that he
+believed neither the Pope nor the Councils alone, only the testimony
+of the Holy Scripture and the interpretation of reason. Now he was
+free, but excommunication and outlawry hovered over his head. He was
+inwardly free, but he was free as the beast of the forest is free, and
+behind him bayed the blood-thirsty pack. He had reached the
+culminating point of his life, and the powers against which he had
+revolted, even the thoughts which he himself had aroused among the
+people, were working from now on against his life and doctrine.
+
+Even at Worms, so it appears, it had been made clear to Luther that he
+must disappear for a while. The customs of the Franconian Knights,
+among whom he had faithful followers, suggested the idea of having him
+spirited away by armed men. Elector Frederick, with his faithful
+friends, discussed the abduction, and it was quite after the manner
+of this prince that he himself did not wish to know the place of
+retreat, in order to be able, in case of need, to swear to his
+ignorance. Nor was it easy to win Luther over to the plan, for his
+bold heart had long ago overcome earthly fear; and with an
+enthusiastic joy, in which there was much fanaticism and some humor,
+he watched the attempts of the Romanists to put out of the way a man
+of whom Another must dispose, He who spoke through his lips.
+
+Unwillingly he submitted. The secret was not easy to keep, however
+skilfully the abduction had been planned. At first none of the
+Wittenbergers but Melanchthon knew where he was. But Luther was the
+last man to submit to even the best-intentioned intrigue. Very soon an
+active communication arose between the Wartburg and Wittenberg. No
+matter how much caution was used in delivering the letters, it was
+difficult to avoid suspicion. In his fortified retreat, Luther found
+out earlier than the Wittenbergers what was going on in the world
+outside. He was informed of everything that happened at his
+university, and tried to keep up the courage of his friends and direct
+their policy. It is touching to see how he tried to strengthen
+Melanchthon, whose unpractical nature made him feel painfully the
+absence of his sturdy friend. "Things will get on without me," he
+writes to him; "only have courage. I am no longer necessary to you. If
+I get out, and I cannot return to Wittenberg, I shall go into the wide
+world. You are men enough to hold the fortress of the Lord against the
+Devil, without me." He dated his letters from the air, from Patmos,
+from the desert, from "among the birds that sing merrily on the
+branches and praise God with all their might from morning to night."
+Once he tried to be crafty. He inclosed in a letter to Spalatin a
+letter intended to deceive: "It was believed without reason that he
+was at the Wartburg. He was living among faithful brethren. It was
+surprising that no one had thought of Bohemia;" and then came a
+thrust--not ill-tempered--at Duke George of Saxony, his most active
+enemy. This letter Spalatin was to lose with well-planned carelessness
+so that it should come into the hands of the enemy. But in this kind
+of diplomacy he was certainly not logical, for as soon as his leonine
+nature was aroused by some piece of news, he would determine
+impulsively to start for Erfurt or Wittenberg. It was hard for him to
+bear the inactivity of his life. He was treated with the greatest
+attention by the governor of the castle, and this attention expressed
+itself, as was the custom at that time, primarily in the shape of the
+best care in the matter of food and drink. The rich living, the lack
+of activity, and the fresh mountain air into which the theologian was
+transported, had their effect upon soul and body. He had already
+brought from Worms a physical infirmity, now there were added hours of
+gloomy melancholy which made him unfit for work.
+
+On two successive days he joined hunting parties, but his heart was
+with the few hares and partridges which were driven into the net by
+the troop of men and dogs. "Innocent creatures! The papists persecute
+in the same way!" To save the life of a little hare he had wrapped him
+in the sleeve of his coat. The dogs came and crushed the animal's
+bones within the protecting coat. "Thus Satan rages against the souls
+that I seek to save." Luther had reason for protecting himself and his
+friends from Satan. He had rejected all the authority of the Church;
+now he stood terribly alone; nothing was left to him but his last
+resort--the Scriptures. The ancient Church had represented
+Christianity in continual development. The faith had been kept in a
+fluid state by a living tradition which ran parallel with the
+Scriptures, by the Councils, by the Papal decrees; and they had
+adapted themselves, like a facile stream, to the sharp corners of
+national character, to the urgent needs of each age. It is true that
+this noble idea of a perpetually living organism had not been
+preserved in its original purity. The best part of its life had
+vanished; empty cocoons were being preserved. The old democratic
+church had been transformed into the irresponsible sovereignty of a
+few, had been stained with all the vices of an unconscientious
+aristocracy, and was already in striking opposition to reason and
+popular feeling. What Luther, however, could put in its place--the
+word of the Scriptures--although it gave freedom from a hopeless mass
+of soulless excrescences, threatened on the other hand new dangers.
+
+What was the Bible? Between the earliest and latest writings of the
+sacred book lay perhaps two thousand years. Even the New Testament was
+not written by Christ himself, not even entirely by those who had
+received the sacred doctrine from his lips. It was compiled after his
+death. Portions of it might have been transmitted inexactly.
+Everything was written in a foreign tongue, which it was difficult for
+the Germans to understand. Even the keenest penetration was in danger
+of interpreting falsely unless the grace of God enlightened the
+interpreter as it had the apostles. The ancient Church had settled the
+matter summarily; in it the sacrament of holy orders gave such
+enlightenment. Indeed, the Holy Father even laid claim to divine
+authority to decide arbitrarily what should be right, even when his
+will was contrary to the Scriptures. The reformer had nothing but his
+feeble human knowledge, and prayer.
+
+The first unavoidable step was that he must use his reason, for a
+certain critical treatment even of the Holy Bible was necessary. Nor
+did Luther fail to see that the books of the New Testament were of
+varying worth. It is well known that he did not highly esteem the
+Apocalypse, and that the Epistle of James was regarded by him as "an
+epistle of straw." But his objection to particular portions never
+shook his faith in the whole. His belief was inflexible that the Holy
+Scriptures, excepting a few books, contained a divine revelation in
+every word and letter. It was for him the dearest thing on earth, the
+foundation of all his learning. He had put himself so in sympathy
+with it that he lived among its figures as in the present. The more
+urgent his feeling of responsibility, the warmer the passion with
+which he clung to Scripture; and a strong instinct for the sensible
+and the fitting really helped him over many dangers. His
+discrimination had none of the hair-splitting sophistry of the ancient
+teachers. He despised useless subtleties, and, with admirable tact,
+let go what seemed to him unessential; but, if he was not to lose his
+faith or his reason, he could do nothing, after all, but found the new
+doctrine on words and conditions of life fifteen hundred years old,
+and in some cases he became the victim of what his adversary Eck
+called "the black letter."
+
+Under the urgency of these conditions his method took form. If he had
+a question to settle, he collected all the passages of Holy Scripture
+which seemed to offer him an answer. He sought earnestly to understand
+all passages in their context, and then he struck a balance, giving
+the greatest weight to those which agreed with each other, and for
+those which were at variance patiently striving to find a solution
+which might reconcile the seeming contradiction. The resulting
+conviction he firmly established in his heart, regardless of
+temptations, by fervent prayer. With this procedure he was sometimes
+bound to reach conclusions which seemed, even to ordinary human
+understanding, vulnerable. When, for instance, in the year 1522, he
+undertook, from the Scriptures, to put matrimony on a new moral basis,
+reason and the needs of the people were certainly on his side when he
+subjected to severe criticism the eighteen grounds of the
+Ecclesiastical Law for forbidding and annulling marriages and
+condemned the unworthy favoring of the rich over the poor. But it was,
+after all, strange when Luther tried to prove from the Bible alone
+what degrees of relationship were permitted and what were forbidden,
+especially as he also took into consideration the Old Testament, in
+which various queer marriages were contracted without any opposition
+from the ancient Jehovah. God undoubtedly had sometimes allowed his
+elect to have two wives.
+
+And it was this method which, in 1529, during the discussions with the
+Calvinists, made him so obstinate, when he wrote on the table in front
+of him, "This _is_ my body," and sternly disregarded the tears and
+outstretched hand of Zwingli. He had never been narrower and yet never
+mightier--the fear-inspiring man who had won his conviction in the
+most violent inward struggles against doubt and the Devil. It was an
+imperfect method, and his opponents attacked it, not without success.
+With it his doctrine became subject to the fate of all human wisdom.
+But in this method there was also a vivid emotional process in which
+his own reason and the culture and the inward needs of his time found
+better expression than he himself knew. And it became the
+starting-point from which a conscientious spirit of investigation has
+wrought for the German people the highest intellectual freedom.
+
+With such tremendous trials there came also to the outcast monk at the
+Wartburg other minor temptations. He had long ago, by almost
+superhuman intellectual activity, overcome what were then regarded
+with great distrust as fleshly impulses; now nature asserted herself
+vigorously, and he several times asked his friend Melanchthon to pray
+for him on this account. Then Fate would have it that during these
+very weeks the restless mind of Carlstadt in Wittenberg fell upon the
+question of the marriage of priests, and reached the conclusion, in a
+pamphlet on celibacy, that the vow of chastity was not binding on
+priests and monks. The Wittenbergers in general agreed--first of all,
+Melanchthon, whose position in this matter was freest from prejudice,
+since he had never received ordination and had been married for two
+years.
+
+So at this point a tangle of thoughts and moral questions was caused
+from without in Luther's soul, the threads of which were destined to
+involve his whole later life. Whatever heartfelt joy and worldly
+happiness was granted him from this time on depended on the answer
+which he found to this question. It was the happiness of his home-life
+which made it possible for him to endure the later years. Only in it
+did the flower of his abundant affection develop. So Fate graciously
+sent the lonely man the message which was to unite him anew and more
+firmly than ever with his people; and the way in which Luther dealt
+with this question is again characteristic. His pious disposition and
+the conservative strain in his nature revolted against the hasty and
+superficial manner in which Carlstadt reasoned.
+
+It may be assumed that much in his own feelings, at that particular
+time, made him suspicious that the Devil might be using this dubious
+question to tempt the children of God, and yet at this very moment, in
+his confinement, he had special sympathy for the poor monks behind
+monastery walls. He searched the Scriptures. He had soon disposed of
+the marriage of priests, but there was nothing in the Bible about
+monks. "The Scripture is silent; man is uncertain." And then he was
+struck by the ridiculous idea that even his nearest friends might
+marry. He writes to the cautious Spalatin, "Good Lord! Our
+Wittenbergers want to give wives to the monks too. Well, they are not
+going to hang one on my neck;" and he gives the ironical warning,
+"Look out that you do not marry too." But the problem still occupied
+him incessantly. Life is lived rapidly in such great times. Gradually,
+through Melanchthon's reasoning, and, we may assume, after fervent
+prayer, he found certainty. What settled the matter, unknown to
+himself, must have been the recognition that the opening of the
+monasteries had become reasonable and necessary for a more moral
+foundation of civil life. For almost three months he had struggled
+over the question. On the first of November, 1521, he wrote the letter
+to his father already cited.
+
+The effect of his words upon the people was incalculable. Everywhere
+there was a stir in the cloisters. From the doors of almost all the
+monasteries and convents monks and nuns stole out--at first singly and
+in secret flight; then whole convents broke up. When Luther with
+greater cares weighing upon him returned the next spring to
+Wittenberg, the runaway monks and nuns gave him much to do. Secret
+letters were sent to him from all quarters, often from excited nuns
+who, the children of stern parents, had been put into convents, and
+now, without money and without protection, sought aid from the great
+reformer. It was not unnatural that they should throng to Wittenberg.
+Once nine nuns came in a carriage from the aristocratic establishment
+at Nimpfschen--among them a Staupitz, two Zeschaus, and Catherine von
+Bora. At another time sixteen nuns were to be provided for, and so on.
+He felt deep sympathy for these poor souls. He wrote in their behalf
+and traveled to find them shelter in respectable families. Sometimes
+indeed he felt it too much of a good thing, and the hordes of runaway
+monks were an especial burden to him. He complains that "they wish to
+marry immediately and are the most incompetent people for any kind of
+work." Through his bold solution of a difficult question he gave great
+offense. He himself had painful experiences; for among those who now
+returned in tumult to civil life there were, to be sure, high-minded
+men, but also those who were rude and worthless. Yet all this never
+made him hesitate for a moment. As usual with him, he was made the
+more determined by the opposition he met. When, in 1524, he published
+the story of the sufferings of a novice, Florentina of Oberweimar, he
+repeated on the title page what he had already so often preached: "God
+often gives testimony in the Scriptures that He will have no
+compulsory service, and no one shall become His except with pleasure
+and love. God help us! Is there no reasoning with us? Have we no sense
+and no hearing? I say it again, God will have no compulsory service. I
+say it a third time, I say it a hundred thousand times, God will have
+no compulsory service."
+
+So Luther entered upon the last period of his life. His disappearance
+in the Thuringian forest had caused an enormous stir. His adversaries
+trembled before the anger which arose in town and country against
+those who were called murderers. But the interruption of his public
+activity became fateful for him. So long as in Wittenberg he was the
+central point of the struggle, his word, his pen, had held sovereign
+control over the great intellectual movement in north and south; now
+it worked without method in different directions, in many minds. One
+of the oldest of Luther's allies began the confusion. Wittenberg
+itself became the scene of a strange commotion. Then Luther could
+endure the Wartburg no longer. Once before he had been secretly in
+Wittenberg; now, against the Elector's will, he returned there
+publicly. And there began a heroic struggle against old friends, and
+against the conclusions drawn from his own doctrine. His activity was
+superhuman. He thundered without cessation from the pulpit, in the
+cell his pen flew fast; but he could not reclaim every dissenting
+mind. Even he could not prevent the rabble of the towns from breaking
+out in savage fury against the institutions of the ancient Church and
+against hated individuals, nor the excitement of the people from
+brewing political storms, nor the knights from rising against the
+princes, and the peasants against the knights. What was more, he could
+not prevent the intellectual liberty which he had won for the Germans
+from producing, even in pious and learned men, an independent judgment
+about creed and life, a judgment which was contrary to his own
+convictions. There came the gloomy years of the Iconoclasts, the
+Anabaptists, the Peasant Wars, the regrettable dissensions over the
+sacrament. How often at this time did Luther's form rise sombre and
+mighty over the contestants! How often did the perversion of mankind
+and his own secret doubts fill him with anxious care for the future of
+Germany!
+
+For in a savage age which was accustomed to slay with fire and sword,
+this German had a high, pure conception of the battles of the
+intellect such as no other man attained. Even in the times of his own
+greatest danger he mortally hated any use of violence. He himself did
+not wish to be sheltered by his prince--indeed he desired no human
+protection for his doctrine. He fought with a sharp quill against his
+foes, but he burnt only a paper at the stake. He hated the Pope as he
+did the Devil, but he always preached a love of peace and Christian
+tolerance of the Papists. He suspected many of being in secret league
+with the Devil, but he never burned a witch. In all Catholic countries
+the pyres flamed high for the adherents of the new creed; even Hutten
+was under strong suspicion of having cut off the ears of a few monks.
+So humane was Luther's disposition that he entertained cordial
+sympathy with the humiliated Tetzel and wrote him a consolatory
+letter. To obey the authorities whom God has established was his
+highest political principle. Only when the service of his God demanded
+it did his opposition flame up. When he left Worms he had been ordered
+not to preach--he who was just on the point of being declared an
+outlaw. He did not submit to the prohibition, but his honest
+conscience was fearful that this might be interpreted as disobedience.
+His conception of the position of the Emperor was still quite the
+antiquated and popular one. As subjects obey the powers that be, so
+the princes and electors had to obey the Emperor according to the law
+of the land.
+
+With the personality of Charles V. he had human sympathy all his
+life--not only at that first period when he greeted him as "Dear
+Youngster," but also later, when he well knew that the Spanish
+Burgundian was granting nothing more than political tolerance to the
+German Reformation. "He is pious and quiet," Luther said of him; "he
+talks in a year less than I do in a day. He is a child of fortune." He
+liked to praise the Emperor's moderation, modesty, and forbearance.
+Long after he had condemned Charles' policy, and in secret distrusted
+his character, he insisted upon it among his table companions that the
+master of Germany should be spoken of with reverence, and said
+apologetically to the younger ones, "A politician cannot be so frank
+as we of the clergy."
+
+Even as late as 1530 it was his view that it was wrong for the
+Elector to take arms against his Emperor. Not until 1537 did he fall
+in reluctantly with the freer views of his circle, but he thought then
+that the endangered prince had no right to make the first attack. The
+venerable tradition of a firm, well articulated federal State was
+still thus active in this man of the people at a time when the proud
+structure of the old Saxon and Franconian empires was already
+crumbling away. Yet in such loyalty there was no trace of a slavish
+spirit. When his prince once urged him to write an open letter, his
+sense of truth rose against the title of the Emperor, "Most Gracious
+Lord," for he said the Emperor was not graciously disposed toward him.
+And in his frequent intercourse with those of rank, he showed a
+reckless frankness which more than once alarmed the courtiers. In all
+reverence he spoke truths to his own prince such as only a great
+character may express and only a good-hearted one can listen to. On
+the whole he cared little for the German princes, much as he esteemed
+a few. Frequent and just were his complaints about their incapacity,
+their lawlessness, and their vices. He also liked to treat the
+nobility with irony; the coarseness of most of them was highly
+distasteful to him. He felt a democratic displeasure toward the hard
+and selfish jurists who managed the affairs of the princes, worked for
+favor, and harassed the poor; for the best of them he admitted only a
+very doubtful prospect of the mercy of God. His whole heart, on the
+other hand, was with the oppressed. He sometimes blamed the peasants
+for their stolidity, and their extortions in selling their grain, but
+he often praised their class, looked with cordial sympathy upon their
+hardships, and never forgot that by birth he belonged among them.
+
+But all this belonged to the temporal order; he served the spiritual.
+The popular conception was also firmly fixed in his mind that two
+controlling powers ought to rule the German nation in common--the
+Church and the princes; and he was entirely right in proudly
+contrasting the sphere where lay his rights and duties with that of
+the temporal powers. In his spiritual field there were solidarity, a
+spirit of sacrifice, and a wealth of ideals, while in secular affairs
+narrow selfishness, robbery, fraud, and weakness were to be found
+everywhere. He fought vigorously lest the authorities should assume to
+control matters which concerned the pastor and the independence of the
+congregations. He judged all policies according to what would benefit
+his faith, and according to the dictates of his Bible. Where the
+Scriptures seemed endangered by worldly politics, he protested, caring
+little who was hit. It was not his fault that he was strong and the
+princes were weak, and no blame attaches to him, the monk, the
+professor, the pastor, if the league of Protestant princes was weak as
+a herd of deer against the crafty policy of the Emperor. He himself
+was well aware that Italian diplomacy was not his strong point. If the
+active Landgrave of Hesse happened not to follow the advice of the
+clergy, Luther, in his heart, respected him all the more: "He knows
+what he wants and succeeds, he has a fine sense of this world's
+affairs."
+
+Now, after Luther's return to Wittenberg, the flood of democracy was
+rising among the people. He had opened the monasteries; now the people
+called for redress against many other social evils, such as the misery
+of the peasants, the tithes, the traffic in benefices, the bad
+administration of justice. Luther's honest heart sympathized with this
+movement. He warned and rebuked the landed gentry and the princes. But
+when the wild waves of the Peasant War flooded his own spiritual
+fields, and bloody deeds of violence wounded his sensibilities; when
+he felt that the fanatics and demagogues were exerting upon the hordes
+of peasants an influence which threatened destruction to his doctrine;
+then, in the greatest anger, he threw himself into opposition to the
+uncouth mob. His call to the princes sounded out, wild and warlike;
+the most horrible thing had fallen upon him--the gospel of love had
+been disgraced by the wilful insolence of those who called themselves
+its followers. His policy here was again the right one; there was,
+unfortunately, no better power in Germany than that of the princes,
+and the future of the Fatherland depended upon them after all, for
+neither the serfs, the robber barons, nor the isolated free cities
+which stood like islands in the rising flood, gave any assurance.
+Luther was entirely right in the essential point, but the same
+obstinate, unyielding manner which previously had made his struggle
+against the hierarchy so popular, turned now against the people
+themselves. A cry of amazement and horror shot through the masses. He
+was a traitor! He who for eight years had been the favorite and hero
+of the people suddenly became most unpopular. His safety and his life
+were again threatened; even five years later it was dangerous for him,
+on account of the peasants, to travel to Mansfeld to visit his sick
+father. The indignation of the people also worked against his
+doctrine. The itinerant preachers and the new apostles treated him as
+a lost, corrupted man.
+
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G., Munich_
+COURT BALL AT RHEINSBERG Adolph von Menzel]
+
+He was outlawed, banned, and cursed by the populace. Many well-meaning
+men, too, had not approved of his attack on celibacy and monastic
+life. The country gentry threatened to seize the outlaw on the
+highways because he had destroyed the nunneries into which, as into
+foundling asylums, the legitimate daughters of the poverty-stricken
+gentry used to be cast in earliest childhood. The Roman party was
+triumphant; the new heresy had lost what so far had made it powerful.
+Luther's life and his doctrine seemed alike near their end.
+
+Then Luther determined to marry. For two years Catherine von Bora had
+lived in the house of Reichenbach, the city clerk, afterward mayor of
+Wittenberg. A healthy, good looking girl, she was, like many others,
+the abandoned daughter of a family of the country gentry of Meissen.
+Twice Luther had tried to find her a husband, as in fatherly care he
+had done for several of her companions. Finally Catherine declared
+that she would marry no one but Luther himself, or his friend Amsdorf.
+Luther was surprised, but he reached a decision quickly. Accompanied
+by Lucas Kranach, he asked for her hand and married her on the spot.
+Then he invited his friends to the wedding feast, asked at Court for
+the venison which the Prince was accustomed to present to his
+professors when they married, and received the table wine as a present
+from the city of Wittenberg. How things stood in Luther's soul at that
+time we should be glad to know. His whole being was under the highest
+tension. The savage vigor of his nature struck out in all directions.
+He was deeply shocked at the misery which arose about him from burned
+villages and murdered men. If he had been a fanatic in his ideas, he
+would probably have perished now in despair; but above the stormy
+restlessness which could be perceived in him up to his marriage, there
+shone now, like a clear light, the conviction that he was the guardian
+of divine right among the Germans, and that to protect civil order and
+morality, he must lead public opinion, not follow it. However violent
+his utterances are in particular cases, he appears just at this time
+preëminently conservative, and more self-possessed than ever. He also
+believed, it is true, that he was not destined to live much longer,
+and often and with longing awaited his martyrdom. He entered wedlock,
+perfectly at peace with himself on this point, for he had fully
+convinced himself of the necessity and the scriptural sanction of the
+married state. In recent years he had urged all his acquaintances to
+marry--finally even his old adversary, the Archbishop of Mainz. He
+himself gave two reasons for his decision. For many years he had
+deprived his father of his son; and it would be like an atonement if
+he should leave to old Hans a grandson in case of his own death. There
+was also some defiance in it. His adversaries were saying in triumph
+that Luther was humiliated, and since all the world now took offense
+at him, he proposed to give them still greater offense in his good
+cause. He was of vigorous nature, but there was no trace of coarse
+sensuality in him, and we may assume that the best reason, which he
+confessed to no friend, was, after all, the decisive one: Gossip had
+known for a long time more than he did, but now he also knew that
+Catherine was dear to him. "I am no passionate lover, but I am fond of
+her," he wrote to one of his closest friends.
+
+And this marriage, performed in opposition to the judgment of his
+contemporaries, and amid the shouts of scorn of his adversaries,
+became the bond to which we Germans owe as much as to the years in
+which he, a priest of the ancient Church, bore arms in behalf of his
+theology. For henceforth the husband, the father, and the citizen,
+became the reformer also of the domestic life of his nation; and the
+very blessing of their earthly life which Protestants and Catholics
+share alike today is due to the marriage of an excommunicated monk
+with a runaway nun.
+
+For twenty more busy years he was destined to work as an educator of
+his nation. During this time his greatest work, the translation of the
+Bible, was completed, and in this work, which he accomplished in
+coöperation with his Wittenberg friends, he acquired a complete
+control of the language of the people--a language whose wealth and
+power he first learned to realize through this work. We know the lofty
+spirit which he brought to this undertaking. His purpose was to create
+a book for the people, and for this he studied industriously turns of
+phrases, proverbs, and special terms which made up the people's
+current language. Even Humanists had written an awkward, involved
+German, with clumsy sentences in unfortunate imitation of the Latin
+style. Now the nation acquired for daily reading a work which, in
+simple words and short sentences, gave expression to the deepest
+wisdom and the best intellectual life of the time. Along with Luther's
+other works, the German Bible became the foundation of the modern
+German language, and this language, in which our whole literature and
+intellectual life has found expression, has become an indestructible
+possession which, in the gloomiest times, even corrupted and
+distorted, has reminded the various German strains that they have
+common interests. Every individual in our country still rises superior
+to the dialect of his native place, and the language of culture,
+poetry, and science which Luther created is still the tie which binds
+all German souls in unity.
+
+And what he did for the social life of the Germans was no less; for by
+his precepts and his writings he consecrated family prayers, marriage
+and the training of children, the daily life of the community,
+education, manners, amusements, whatever touches the heart, and all
+social pleasures. He was everywhere active in setting up new ideals,
+in laying deeper foundations. There was no field of human duty upon
+which he did not force his Germans to reflect. Through his many
+sermons and minor writings he influenced large groups of people, and
+by his innumerable letters, in which he gave advice and consolation to
+those who asked for them, he influenced individuals. When he
+incessantly urged his contemporaries to examine for themselves whether
+a desire was justified or not, or what was the duty of a father toward
+his child, of the subject toward the authorities, of the councillor
+toward the people, the progress which was made through him was so
+important because here too he set free the conscience of the
+individual and put everywhere in the place of compulsion from without,
+against which selfishness had defiantly rebelled, a self-control in
+harmony with the spirit of the individual. How beautiful is his
+conception of the necessity of training children by schooling,
+especially in the ancient languages! How he recommends the
+introduction of his beloved music into the schools! How large is his
+vision when he advises the city-councils to establish public
+libraries! And again, how conscientiously he tried, in matters of
+betrothal and marriage, to protect the heart of the lovers against
+stern parental authority! To be sure, his horizon is always bounded by
+the letter of the Scriptures, but everywhere there sounds through his
+sermons, his advice, his censure, the beautiful keynote of his German
+nature, the necessity of liberty and discipline, of love and morality.
+He had overthrown the old sacrament of marriage, but gave a higher,
+nobler, freer form to the intimate relation of man and wife. He had
+fought the clumsy monastery schools; and everywhere in town and
+hamlet, wherever his influence was felt, there grew up better
+educational institutions for the young. He had done away with the mass
+and with Latin church music; he put in its place, for friends and foes
+alike, regular preaching and German chorals.
+
+As time advanced, it became ever more apparent that it was a necessity
+for Luther to perceive God in every gracious, good and tender gift of
+this world. In this sense he was always pious and always wise--when he
+was out-of-doors, or among his friends, in innocent merriment, when he
+teased his wife, or held his children in his arms. Before a
+fruit-tree, which he saw hanging full of fruit, he rejoiced in its
+splendor, and said, "If Adam had not fallen, we should have admired
+all trees as we do this one." He took a large pear into his hands and
+marveled: "See! Half a year ago this pear was deeper under ground than
+it is long and broad, and lay at the very end of the roots. These
+smallest and least observed creations are the greatest miracles. God
+is in the humblest things of nature--a leaf or a blade of grass." Two
+birds made their nest in the Doctor's garden and flew up in the
+evening, often frightened by passers-by. He called to them, "Oh, you
+dear birds! Don't fly away. I am very willing to have you here, if you
+could only believe me. But just so we mortals have no faith in our
+God." He delighted in the companionship of whole-souled men; he drank
+his wine with satisfaction, while the conversation ran actively over
+great things and small. He judged with splendid humor enemies and good
+acquaintances alike, and told jolly stories; and when he got into
+discussion, passed his hand across his knee, which was a peculiarity
+of his; or he might sing, or play the lute, and start a chorus.
+Whatever gave innocent pleasure was welcome to him. His favorite art
+was music; he judged leniently of dancing, and, fifty years before
+Shakespeare, spoke approvingly of comedy, for he said, "It instructs
+us, like a mirror, how everybody should conduct himself."
+
+When he sat thus with Melanchthon, Master Philip was the charitable
+scholar who sometimes put wise limitations upon the daring assertions
+of his lusty friend. If, at such times, the conversation turned upon
+rich people, and Frau Käthe could not help remarking longingly, "If my
+man had had a notion, he would have got very rich," Melanchthon would
+pronounce gravely, "That is impossible; for those who, like him, work
+for the general good cannot follow up their own advantage." But there
+was one subject upon which the two men loved to dispute. Melanchthon
+was a great admirer of astrology, but Luther looked upon this science
+with supreme contempt. On the other hand, Luther, through his method
+of interpreting the Scriptures--and alas! through secret political
+cares also--had arrived at the conviction that the end of the world
+was near. That again seemed to the learned Melanchthon very dubious.
+So if Melanchthon began to talk about the signs of the zodiac and
+aspects, and explained Luther's success by his having been born under
+the sign of the Sun, then Luther would exclaim, "I don't think much of
+your Sol. I am a peasant's son. My father, grandfather, and
+great-grandfather were thorough peasants." "Yes," replied Melanchthon,
+"even in a hamlet, you would have become a leader, a magistrate, or a
+foreman over other laborers." "But," cried Luther, victoriously, "I
+have become a bachelor of arts, a master, a monk. That was not
+foretold by the stars. And after that I got the Pope by the hair and
+he in turn got me. I have taken a nun to wife and got some children by
+her. Who saw that in the stars?" Melanchthon, continuing his
+astrological prophecies and turning to the fate of the Emperor
+Charles, declared that this prince was destined to die in 1584. Then
+Luther broke out vehemently--"The world will not last as long as that,
+for when we drive out the Turks the prophecy of Daniel will be
+fulfilled and completed; then the Day of Judgment is certainly at our
+doors."
+
+How lovable he was as father in his family! When his children stood
+before the table and looked hard at the fruit and the peaches, he
+said, "If anybody wants to see the image of one who rejoiceth in hope,
+he has here the real model. Oh, that we might look forward so
+cheerfully to the Judgment Day! Adam and Eve must have had much better
+fruit! Ours are nothing but crab-apples in contrast. And I think the
+serpent was then a most beautiful creature, kindly and gracious; it
+still wears its crown, but after the curse it lost its feet and
+beautiful body." Once he looked at his three-year-old son who was
+playing and talking to himself and said, "This child is like a drunken
+man. He does not know that he is alive, yet lives on safely and
+merrily and hops and jumps. Such children love to be in spacious
+apartments where they have room," and he took the child in his arms.
+"You are our Lord's little fool, subject to His mercy and forgiveness
+of sins, not subject to the Law. You have no fear; you are safe,
+nothing troubles you; the way you do is the uncorrupted way. Parents
+always like their youngest children best; my little Martin is my
+dearest treasure. Such little ones need their parents' care and love
+the most; therefore the love of their parents always reaches down to
+them. How Abraham must have felt when he had in mind to sacrifice his
+youngest and dearest son! Probably he said nothing to Sarah about it.
+That must have been a bitter journey for him." His favorite daughter
+Magdalena lay at the point of death and he lamented, "I love her
+truly, but, dear God, if it be Thy will to take her away to Thee, I
+shall gladly know that she is with Thee. Magdalena, my little
+daughter, you would like to stay here with your father, and yet you
+would be willing to go to the other Father?" Then the child said,
+"Yes, dear father, as God wills." When she was dying he fell on his
+knees before the bed and wept bitterly, and prayed that God would
+redeem her; and so she fell asleep under her father's hands, and when
+the people came to help lay out the corpse and spoke to the Doctor
+according to custom, he said, "I am cheerful in my mind, but the flesh
+is weak. This parting is hard beyond measure. It is strange to know
+she is certainly in peace and that it is well with her, and yet to be
+so sorrowful all the time."
+
+His Dominus, or Lord Käthe, as he liked to call his wife in letters to
+his friends, had soon developed into a capable manager. And she had no
+slight troubles: little children, her husband often in poor health, a
+number of boarders--teachers and poor students--her house always open,
+seldom lacking scholarly or noble guests, and, with all that, scanty
+means and a husband who preferred giving to receiving, and who once,
+in his zeal, when she was in bed with a young child, even seized the
+silver baptismal presents of the child in order to give alms. Luther,
+in 1527, for instance, could not afford even eight gulden for his
+former prior and friend Briesger. He writes to him sadly: "Three
+silver cups (wedding presents) are pawned for fifty gulden, the fourth
+is sold. The year has brought one hundred gulden of debts. Lucas
+Kranach will not go security for me any more, lest I ruin myself
+completely." Sometimes Luther refuses presents, even those which his
+prince offers him: but it seems that regard for his wife and children
+gave him in later years some sense of economy. When he died his estate
+amounted to some eight or nine thousand gulden, comprising, among
+other things, a little country place, a large garden, and two houses.
+This was surely in large part Frau Käthe's doing. By the way in which
+Luther treats her we see how happy his household was. When he made
+allusions to the ready tongue of women he had little right to do so,
+for he himself was not by any means a man who could be called
+reticent. When she showed her joy at being able to bring to table all
+kinds of fish from the little pond in her garden, the Doctor, for his
+part, was deeply pleased but did not fail to add a pleasant discourse
+on the happiness of contentment. Or when on one occasion she became
+impatient at the reading of the Psalter, and gave him to understand
+that she had heard enough about saints--that she read a good deal
+every day and could talk enough about them too--that God only desired
+her to act like them; then the Doctor, in reply to this sensible
+answer, sighed and said, "Thus begins discontent at God's word. There
+will be nothing but new books coming out, and the Scriptures will be
+again thrown into the corner." But the firm alliance of these two good
+people was for a long time not without its secret sorrow. We can only
+surmise the suffering of the wife's soul when, even as late as 1527,
+Luther in a dangerous illness took final farewell from her with the
+words: "You are my lawful wife, and as such you must surely consider
+yourself."
+
+In the same spirit as with his dear ones, Luther consorted with the
+high powers of his faith. All the good characters from the Bible were
+true friends to him. His vivid imagination had confidently given them
+shape, and, with the simplicity of a child, he liked to picture to
+himself their conditions. When Veit Deitrich asked him what kind of
+person the Apostle Paul was, Luther answered quickly, "He was an
+insignificant, slim little fellow like Philip Melanchthon." The Virgin
+Mary was a graceful image to him. "She was a fine girl," he said
+admiringly; "she must have had a good voice." He liked to think of the
+Redeemer as a child with his parents, carrying the dinner to his
+father in the lumber yard, and to picture Mary, when he stayed too
+long away, as asking--"Darling, where have you been so long?" One
+should not think of the Saviour seated on the rainbow in glory, nor as
+the fulfiller of the law--this conception is too grand and terrible
+for man--but only as a poor sufferer who lives among sinners and dies
+for them.
+
+Even his God was to him preëminently the head of a household and a
+father. He liked to reflect upon the economy of nature. He lost
+himself in wondering consideration of how much wood God was obliged to
+create. "Nobody can calculate what God needs to feed the sparrows and
+the useless birds alone. These cost him in one year more than the
+revenues of the king of France. And then think of the other things!
+God understands all trades. In his tailor shop he makes the stag a
+coat that lasts a hundred years. As a shoemaker he gives him shoes for
+his feet, and through the pleasant sun he is a cook. He might get rich
+if he would; he might stop the sun, inclose the air, and threaten the
+pope, emperor, bishops and the doctors with death if they did not pay
+him on the spot one hundred thousand gulden. But he does not do that,
+and we are thankless scoundrels." He reflected seriously about where
+the food comes from for so many people. Old Hans Luther had asserted
+that there were more people than sheaves of grain. The Doctor believed
+that more sheaves are grown than there are people, but still more
+people than stacks of grain. "But a stack of grain yields hardly a
+bushel, and a man cannot live a whole year on that." Even a dunghill
+invited him to deep reflection. "God has as much to clear away as to
+create. If He were not continually carrying things off, men would have
+filled the world with rubbish long ago." And if God often punishes
+those who fear Him worse than those who have no religion, he appears
+to Luther to be like a strict householder who punishes his son oftener
+than his good-for-nothing servant, but who secretly is laying up an
+inheritance for his son; while he finally dismisses the servant. And
+merrily he draws the conclusion, "If our Lord can pardon me for having
+annoyed Him for twenty years by reading masses, He can put it to my
+credit also that at times I have taken a good drink in His honor. The
+world may interpret it as it will."
+
+He is also greatly surprised that God should be so angry with the
+Jews. "They have prayed anxiously for fifteen hundred years with
+seriousness and great zeal, as their prayer-books show, and He has not
+for the whole time noticed them with a word. If I could pray as they
+do I would give books worth two hundred florins for the gift. It must
+be a great unutterable wrath. O, good Lord, punish us with pestilence
+rather than with such silence!"
+
+Like a child, Luther prayed every morning and evening, and frequently
+during the day, even while eating. Prayers which he knew by heart he
+repeated over and over with warm devotion, preferably the Lord's
+Prayer. Then he recited as an act of devotion the shorter Catechism;
+the Psalter he always carried with him as a prayer-book. When he was
+in passionate anxiety his prayer became a stormy wrestling with God,
+so powerful, great, and solemnly simple that it can hardly be compared
+with other human emotions. Then he was the son who lay despairingly at
+his father's feet, or the faithful servant who implores his prince;
+for his whole conviction was firmly fixed that God's decisions could
+be affected by begging and urging, and so the effusion of feeling
+alternated in his prayer with complaints, even with earnest
+reproaches. It has often been told how, in 1540, at Weimar, he brought
+Melanchthon, who was at the point of death, to life again. When Luther
+arrived, he found Master Philip in the death throes, unconscious, his
+eyes set. Luther was greatly startled and said, "God help us! How the
+Devil has wronged this _Organan_," then he turned his back to the
+company and went to the window as he was wont to do when he prayed.
+"Here," Luther himself later recounted, "Our Lord had to grant my
+petition, for I challenged Him and filled His ears with all the
+promises of prayer which I could remember from the Scriptures, so that
+He had to hear me if I was to put any trust in His promises." Then he
+took Melanchthon by the hand saying, "Be comforted, Philip, you will
+not die;" and Melanchthon, under the spell of his vigorous friend,
+began at once to breathe again, came back to consciousness, and
+recovered.
+
+As God was the source of all good, so, for Luther, the Devil was the
+author of everything harmful and bad. The Devil interfered
+perniciously in the course of nature, in sickness and pestilence,
+failure of crops and famine. But since Luther had begun to teach, the
+greater part of the Enemy's activity had been transferred to the souls
+of men. In them he inspired impure thoughts as well as doubt,
+melancholy, and depression. Everything which the thoughtful Luther
+stated so definitely and cheerfully rested beforehand with terrible
+force upon his conscience. If he awoke in the night, the Devil stood
+by his bed full of malicious joy and whispered alarming things to him.
+Then his mind struggled for freedom, often for a long time in vain.
+And it is noteworthy how the son of the sixteenth century proceeded in
+such spiritual struggles. Sometimes it was a relief to him if he stuck
+out of bed the least dignified part of his body. This action, by which
+prince and peasant of the time used to express supreme contempt,
+sometimes helped when nothing else would. But his exuberant humor did
+not always deliver him. Every new investigation of the Scriptures,
+every important sermon on a new subject, caused him further pangs of
+conscience. On these occasions he sometimes got into such excitement
+that his soul was incapable of systematic thinking, and trembled in
+anxiety for days. When he was busy with the question of the monks and
+nuns, a text struck his attention which, as he thought in his
+excitement, proved him in the wrong. His heart "melted in his body; he
+was almost choked by the Devil." Then Bugenhagen visited him. Luther
+took him outside the door and showed him the threatening text, and
+Bugenhagen, apparently upset by his friend's excitement, began to
+doubt too, without suspecting the depth of the torment which Luther
+was enduring. This gave Luther a final and terrible fright. Again he
+passed an awful night. The next morning Bugenhagen came in again. "I
+am thoroughly angry," he said; "I have only just looked at the text
+carefully. The passage has a quite different meaning." "It is true,"
+Luther related afterward, "it was a ridiculous argument--ridiculous, I
+mean, for a man in his senses, but not for him who is tempted."
+
+Often he complained to his friends about the terrors of the struggles
+which the Devil caused him. "He has never since the creation been so
+fierce and angry as now at the end of the world. I feel him very
+plainly. He sleeps closer to me than my Käthe--that is, he gives me
+more trouble than she does pleasure." Luther never tired of censuring
+the pope as the Anti-Christ, and the papal system as the work of the
+Devil. But a closer scrutiny will recognize under this hatred of the
+Devil an indestructible piety, in which the loyal heart of the man was
+bound to the old Church. What became hallucinations to him were often
+only pious remembrances from his youth, which stood in startling
+contrast to the transformations which he had passed through as a man.
+
+For no man is entirely transformed by the great thoughts and deeds of
+his manhood. We ourselves do not become new through new deeds. Our
+mental life is based upon the sum of all thoughts and feelings that we
+have ever had. Whoever is chosen by Fate to establish new greatness by
+destroying the greatness of the old, shatters in fragments at the same
+time a portion of his own life. He must break obligations in order to
+fulfil greater obligations. The more conscientious he is, the more
+deeply he feels in his own heart the wound he has inflicted upon the
+order of the world. That is the secret sorrow, the regret, of every
+great historical character. There are few mortals who have felt this
+sorrow so deeply as Luther. And what is great in him is the fact that
+such sorrow never kept him from the boldest action. To us this appears
+as a tragic touch in his spiritual life.
+
+Another thing most momentous for him was the attitude which he had to
+take toward his own doctrine. He had left to his followers nothing but
+the authority of Scripture. He clung passionately to its words as to
+the last effective anchor for the human race. Before him the pope,
+with his hierarchy, had interpreted, misinterpreted, and added to the
+text of the Scriptures; now he was in the same situation. He, with a
+circle of dependent friends, had to claim for himself the privilege of
+understanding the words of the Scriptures correctly, and applying them
+rightly to the life of the times. This was a superhuman task, and the
+man who undertook it must necessarily be subject to some of the
+disadvantages which he himself had so grandly combatted in the
+Catholic Church. His mental makeup was firmly decided and unyielding:
+he was born to be a ruler if ever a mortal was; but this gigantic,
+daemonic character of his will inevitably made him sometimes a tyrant.
+Although he practised tolerance in many important matters, often as
+the result of self-restraint and often with a willing heart, this was
+only the fortunate result of his kindly disposition, which was
+effective also here. Not infrequently, however, he became the pope of
+the Protestants. For him and his people there was no choice. He has
+been reproached in modern times for doing so little to bring the laity
+into coöperation by means of a presbyterial organization. Never was a
+reproach more unjust. What was possible in Switzerland, with
+congregations of sturdy free peasants, was utterly impracticable at
+that time in Germany. Only the dwellers in the larger cities had among
+them enough intelligence and power to criticise the Protestant clergy;
+almost nine-tenths of the Protestants in Germany were oppressed
+peasants, the majority of whom were indifferent and stubborn, corrupt
+in morals, and, after the Peasant War, savage in manners. The new
+church was obliged to force its discipline upon them as upon neglected
+children. Whoever doubts this should look at the reports of
+visitations, and notice the continued complaints of the reformers
+about the rudeness of their poverty-stricken congregations. But the
+great man was subject to still further hindrances. The ruler of the
+souls of the German people lived in a little town, among poor
+university professors and students, in a feeble community of which he
+often had occasion to complain. He was spared none of the evils of
+petty surroundings, of unpleasant disputes with narrow-minded scholars
+or uncultured neighbors. There was much in his nature which made him
+especially sensitive to such things. No man bears in his heart with
+impunity the feeling of being the privileged instrument of God.
+Whoever lives in that feeling is too great for the narrow and petty
+structure of middle-class society. If Luther had not been modest to
+the depths of his heart, and of infinite kindness in his intercourse
+with others, he would inevitably have appeared perfectly unendurable
+to the matter-of-fact and common-sense people who stood indifferent by
+his side. As it was, however, he came only on rare occasions into
+serious conflict with his fellow-citizens, the town administration,
+the law faculty of his university, or the councillors of his
+sovereign. He was not always right, but he almost always carried his
+point against them, for seldom did any one dare to defy the violence
+of his anger. With all this he was subject to severe physical
+ailments, the frequent return of which in the last years of his life
+exhausted even his tremendous vigor. He felt this with great sorrow,
+and incessantly prayed to his God that He might take him to Himself.
+He was not yet an old man in years, but he seemed so to himself--very
+old and out of place in a strange and worldly universe. These years,
+which did not abound in great events, but were made burdensome by
+political and local quarrels, and filled with hours of bitterness and
+sorrow, will inspire sympathy, we trust, in every one who studies the
+life of this great man impartially. The ardor of his life had warmed
+his whole people, had called forth in millions the beginnings of a
+higher human development; the blessing remained for the millions,
+while he himself felt at last little but the sorrow. Once he joyfully
+had hoped to die as a martyr; now he wished for the peace of the
+grave, like a trusty, aged, worn-out laborer--another case of a tragic
+human fate.
+
+But the greatest sorrow that he felt lay in the relation of his
+doctrine to the life of his nation. He had founded a new church on his
+pure gospel, and had given to the spirit and the conscience of the
+people an incomparably greater meaning. All about him flourished a new
+life and greater prosperity, and many valuable arts--painting and
+music--the enjoyment of comfort, and a finer social culture. Still
+there was something in the air of Germany which threatened ruin:
+princes and governments were fiercely at odds, foreign powers were
+threatening invasions--the Emperor of Spain, the Pope from Rome, the
+Turks from the Mediterranean; fanatics and demagogues were
+influential, and the hierarchy was not yet fallen. As to his new
+gospel, had it welded the nation into greater unity and power? The
+discontent had only been increased. The future of his church was to
+depend on the worldly interests of a few princes; and he knew the best
+among them! Something terrible was coming; the Scriptures were to be
+fulfilled; the Day of Judgment was at hand. But after this God would
+build up a new universe more beautiful, grander, and purer, full of
+peace and happiness, a world in which no devil would exist, in which
+every human soul would feel more joy over the flowers and fruit of the
+new trees of heaven than the present generation over gold and silver;
+where music, the most beautiful of all arts, should ring in tones much
+more delightful than the most splendid song of the best singers in
+this world. There a good man would find again all the dear ones whom
+he had loved and lost in this world.
+
+The longing of the creature for the ideal type of existence grew
+stronger and stronger in him. If he expected the end of the world, it
+was due to dim remembrances from the far-distant past of the German
+people, which still hovered over the soul of the new reformer. Yet it
+was likewise a prophetic foreboding of the near future. It was not the
+end of the world that was in preparation, but the Thirty Years' War.
+
+Thus he died. When the hearse with his corpse passed through the
+Thuringian country, all the bells in city and hamlet tolled, and the
+people crowded sobbing about his bier. A large portion of the German
+national strength went into the coffin with this one man. And Philip
+Melanchthon spoke in the castle church at Wittenberg over his body:
+"Any one who knew him well, must bear witness to this--that he was a
+very kind man, gracious, friendly, and affectionate in all
+conversation, and by no means insolent, stormy, obstinate, or
+quarrelsome. And yet with this went a seriousness and courage in words
+and actions, such as there should be in such a man. His heart was
+loyal and without guile. The severity which he used in his writings
+against the enemies of the Gospel came not from a quarrelsome and
+malicious spirit but from great seriousness and zeal for the truth. He
+showed very great courage and manhood, and was not easily disturbed.
+He was not intimidated by threats, danger, or alarms. He was also of
+such a high, clear intelligence that when affairs were confused,
+obscure, and difficult he was often the only one who could see at once
+what was advisable and feasible. He was not, as perhaps some thought,
+too unobservant to notice the condition of the government everywhere.
+He knew right well how we are governed, and noted especially the
+spirit and the intentions of those with whom he had to do. We,
+however, must keep a faithful, everlasting memory of this dear father
+of ours, and never let him go out of our hearts." Such was Luther--an
+almost superhuman nature; his mind ponderous and sharply limited, his
+will powerful and temperate, his morals pure, his heart full of love.
+Because no other man appeared after him strong enough to become the
+leader of the nation, the German people lost for centuries their
+leadership of the earth. The leadership of the Germans in the realm of
+intellect, however, is founded on Luther.
+
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Cito remitte matri filiolum_!" ("Send the little boy
+right home to his mother.")]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+FREDERICK THE GREAT
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B.
+
+Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College
+
+
+What was it that, after the Thirty Years' War drew the attention of
+the politicians of Europe to the little State on the northeastern
+frontier of Germany which was struggling upward in spite of the Swedes
+and the Poles, the Hapsburgs and the Bourbons? The inheritance of the
+Hohenzollern was no richly endowed land in which the farmer dwelt in
+comfort on well-tilled acres, to which wealthy merchant princes
+brought, in deeply-laden galleons, the silks of Italy and the spices
+and ingots of the New World. It was a poor, desolate, sandy country of
+burned cities and ruined villages. The fields were untilled, and many
+square miles, stripped of men and cattle, were given over to the
+caprices of wild nature. When, in 1640, Frederick William succeeded to
+the Electorate, he found nothing but contested claims to scattered
+territories of some thirty thousand square miles. In all the fortified
+places of his home land were lodged insolent conquerors. In an
+insecure desert this shrewd and tricky prince established his state,
+with a craft and disregard of his neighbors' rights which, even in
+that unscrupulous age, aroused criticism, but at the same time, with a
+heroism and greatness of mind which more than once showed higher
+conceptions of German honor than were held by the Emperor himself or
+any other prince of the realm. Nevertheless, when, in 1688, this
+adroit statesman died, he left behind him only an unimportant State,
+in no way to be reckoned among the powers of Europe. For while his
+sovereignty extended over about forty-four thousand square miles,
+these contained only one million three hundred thousand inhabitants;
+and when Frederick II., a hundred years after his great-grandfather,
+succeeded to the crown, he inherited only two million two hundred and
+forty thousand subjects, not so many as the single province of Silesia
+contains today. What was it then that, immediately after the battles
+of the Thirty Years' War, aroused the jealousy of all the governments,
+and especially of the Imperial house, and which since then has made
+such warm friends and such bitter enemies for the Brandenburg
+government? For two centuries neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to
+set their hopes on this new State, and for an equally long time
+neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to call it--at first with
+ridicule, and then with spite--"an artificial structure which cannot
+endure heavy storms, which has intruded without justification among
+the powers of Europe." How did it come about that impartial judges
+finally, soon after the death of Frederick the Great, declared that it
+was time to cease prophesying the destruction of this widely hated
+power? For after every defeat, they said, it had risen more
+vigorously, and had repaired all the damages and losses of war more
+quickly than was possible elsewhere; its prosperity and intelligence
+also were increasing more rapidly than in any other part of Germany.
+
+It was indeed a very individual and new shade of German character
+which appeared in the Hohenzollern princes and their people on the
+territory conquered from the Slavs, and forced recognition with sharp
+challenge. It seemed that the characters there embraced greater
+contrasts; for the virtues and faults of the rulers, the greatness and
+the weakness of their policies, stood forth in sharp contradiction,
+every limitation appeared more striking, every discord more violent,
+and every achievement more astonishing. This State could apparently
+produce everything that was strange and unusual, but could not endure
+one thing--peaceful mediocrity, which elsewhere may be so comfortable
+and useful.
+
+With this the situation of the country had much to do. It was a border
+land, making head at once against the Swedes, the Slavs, the French,
+and the Dutch. There was hardly a question of European diplomacy which
+did not affect the weal and woe of this State; hardly an entanglement
+which did not give an active prince the opportunity to validate his
+claim. The decadent power of Sweden and the gradual dissolution of
+Poland opened up extensive prospects; the superiority of France and
+the distrustful friendship of Holland urged armed caution. From the
+very first year, in which Elector Frederick William had been obliged
+to take possession of his own fortresses by force and cunning, it was
+evident that there on the outskirts of German territory a vigorous,
+cautious, warlike government was indispensable for the safety of
+Germany. And after the beginning of the French War in 1674, Europe
+recognized that the crafty policy which proceeded from this obscure
+corner was undertaking also the astonishing task of heroically
+defending the western boundary of Germany against the superior forces
+of the King of France.
+
+There was perhaps also something remarkable in the racial character of
+the Brandenburg people, in which princes and subjects shared alike.
+Down to Frederick's time, the Prussian districts had given to Germany
+relatively few scholars, writers, and artists. Even the passionate
+zeal of the Reformation seemed to be subdued there. The people who
+inhabited the border land, mostly of the Lower Saxon strain, with a
+slight tinge of Slavic blood, were a tough, sturdy race, not specially
+graceful in social manners, but with unusual keenness of understanding
+and clearness of judgment. Those who lived in the capital had been
+glib of tongue and ready to scoff from time immemorial: all were
+capable of great exertions; industrious, persistent, and of enduring
+strength.
+
+[Illustration: _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_
+FREDERICK THE GREAT AND HIS ROUND TABLE]
+
+But the character of the princes was a more potent factor than the
+location of their country or the race-character of their people; for
+the way in which the Hohenzollerns molded their state was different
+from that of any other princes since the days of Charlemagne. Many a
+princely family can show a number of rulers who have successfully
+built up their state--the Bourbons, for instance, united a wide
+expanse of territory into one great political body;--or who have been
+brave warriors through several generations,--there never were any
+braver than the Vasas or the Protestant Wittelsbachs in Sweden. But
+none have been the educators of their people as were the early
+Hohenzollerns, who as great landed proprietors in a devastated
+country drew new men into their service and guided their education;
+who for almost a hundred and fifty years, as strict managers, worked,
+schemed, and endured, took risks, and even did injustice--all that
+they might build up for their state a people like themselves--hard,
+economical, clever, bold, with the highest civic ambitions.
+
+In this sense we are justified in admiring the providential
+character of the Prussian State. Of the four princes who ruled
+it from the Thirty Years' War to the day when the "hoary-headed
+abbot in the monastery of Sans Souci" closed his weary eyes, each
+one, with his virtues and vices, was the natural complement of his
+predecessor--Elector Frederick William, the greatest statesman
+produced by the school of the Thirty Years' War, the splendor-loving
+King Frederick I., the parsimonious despot Frederick William I., and
+finally, in the eighteenth century, he in whom were united the talents
+and great qualities of almost all his ancestors--the flower of the
+family.
+
+Life in the royal palace at Berlin was cheerless in Frederick's
+childhood; poorer in love and sunshine than in most citizens'
+households at that rude time. It may be doubted whether the king his
+father, or the queen, was more to blame for the disorganization of the
+family life--in either case through natural defects which grew more
+pronounced in the constant friction of the household. The king, an odd
+tyrant with a soft heart but a violent temper, tried to compel love
+and confidence with a cudgel; he possessed keen insight into human
+nature, but was so ignorant that he always ran the risk of becoming
+the victim of a scoundrel. Dimly aware of his weakness, he had grown
+suspicious and was subject to sudden fits of violence. The queen, in
+contrast, was a rather insignificant woman, colder at heart, but with
+a strong sense of her princely dignity; with a tendency to intrigue,
+without prudence or discretion. Both had the best of intentions, and
+took honest pains to bring up their children to a capable and worthy
+maturity; but both unintelligently interfered with the sound
+development of the childish souls. The mother was so tactless as to
+make the children, even at a tender age, the confidants of her
+annoyances and intrigues. The undignified parsimony of the king, the
+blows which he distributed so freely in his rooms, and the monotonous
+daily routine which he forced upon her, were the subject of no end of
+complaining, sulking, and ridicule in her apartments. Crown Prince
+Frederick grew up, the playmate of his elder sister, into a gentle
+child with sparkling eyes and beautiful light hair. He was taught with
+exactness what the king desired,--and that was little enough: French,
+a certain amount of history, and the necessary accomplishments of a
+soldier. Against the will of his father (the great King had never
+surmounted the difficulties of the genitive and dative) he acquired
+some knowledge of the Latin declensions. To the boy, who was easily
+led and in the king's presence looked shy and defiant, the women
+imparted his first interest in French literature. He himself later
+gave his sister the credit for it, but his governess too was an
+accomplished French woman. That the foreign atmosphere was hateful to
+the king certainly contributed to make the son fond of it; for almost
+systematically praise was bestowed in the queen's apartments upon
+everything that was displeasing to the stern mind of the master. When
+in the family circle the king made one of his clumsy, pious speeches,
+Princess Wilhelmina and young Frederick would look at each other
+significantly, until the mischievous face of one or the other aroused
+childish laughter, and brought the king's wrath to the point of
+explosion. For this reason, the son, even in his earliest years,
+became a source of vexation to his father, who called him an
+effeminate, untidy fellow with an unmanly pleasure in clothes and
+trifles.
+
+But from the report of his sister, for whose unsparing judgment
+censure was easier than praise, it is evident that the amiability of
+the talented boy had its effect upon those about him: as when, for
+instance, he secretly read a French story with his sister, and recast
+the whole Berlin Court into the comic characters of the novel; when
+they made forbidden music with flute and lute; when he went in
+disguise to her and they recited the parts of a French comedy to each
+other. But in order to enjoy even these harmless pleasures the prince
+was constantly forced into falsehood, deception, and disguise. He was
+proud, high-minded, magnanimous, with an uncompromising love of truth.
+The fact that deception was utterly repulsive to him, that even where
+it was advisable he was unwilling to stoop to it, and that, if he ever
+undertook it, he dissimulated unskilfully, threw a constantly
+increasing strain upon his relations with his father. The king's
+distrust grew, and the son's offended sense of personal dignity found
+expression in the form of stubbornness.
+
+So he grew up surrounded by coarse spies who reported every word to
+the king. With a mind of the richest endowments, of the most
+discerning eagerness for knowledge, but without any suitable male
+society, it is no wonder that the young man went astray. In comparison
+with other German courts, the Prussian might be regarded as very
+virtuous: but frivolity toward women and a lack of reserve in the
+discussion of the most dubious relations were pronounced even there.
+After a visit to the dissolute court of Dresden, Prince Frederick
+began to behave like other princes of his time, and generally found
+good comrades among his father's younger officers. We know little
+about him at that period, but may conclude that he ran some risk, not
+of becoming depraved, but of wasting valuable years in a spendthrift
+life among unworthy companions. It certainly was not alone the
+increasing dissatisfaction of his father which at that time destroyed
+his peace of mind and tossed him about aimlessly, but quite as much
+that inner discontent, which leads an unformed youth the more wildly
+astray the greater the secret demands are which his mind makes on
+life.
+
+He determined to flee to England. How the flight failed, how the anger
+of the military commander, Frederick William, flamed up against the
+deserting officer, every one knows. With the days of his imprisonment
+in Küstrin and his stay in Ruppin, his years of serious education
+began. The terrible experiences he had been through had aroused new
+strength in him. He had endured, with princely pride, all the terrors
+of death and of the most terrible humiliation. He had reflected in the
+solitude of his prison on the greatest riddle of life--on death and
+what is beyond. He had realized that there was nothing left for him
+but submission, patience, and quiet waiting. But bitter, heart-rending
+misfortune is a school which develops not only the good--it fosters
+also many faults. He learned to keep his counsel hidden in the depth
+of his soul, and to look upon men with suspicion, using them as his
+instruments, deceiving and flattering them with prudent serenity in
+which his heart had no share. He was obliged to flatter the cowardly
+and vulgar Grumbkow, and to be glad when he finally had won him over
+to his side. For years he had to take the utmost pains, over and over
+again, to conquer the displeasure and lack of confidence of his stern
+father. His nature always revolted against such humiliation, and he
+tried by bitter mockery to give expression to his injured self-esteem.
+His heart, which warmed toward everything noble, prevented him from
+becoming a hardened egoist; but he did not grow any the milder or more
+conciliatory, and long after he had become a great man and wise ruler,
+there remained in him from this time of servitude some trace of petty
+cunning. The lion sometimes, in a spirit of undignified vengeance, did
+not scorn to scratch like a cat.
+
+Still, in those years, he learned something useful too--the strict
+spirit of economy with which his father's narrow but able mind cared
+for the welfare of his country and his household. When, to please the
+king, he had to draw up leases, and took pains to increase the yield
+of a domain by a few hundred thalers; or even entered unduly into the
+hobbies of the king and proposed to him to kidnap a tall shepherd of
+Mecklenburg as a recruit--these doings were at first, to be sure, only
+a tedious means of propitiating the king, for he asked Grumbkow to
+procure for him a man to make out the lists in his stead; the officers
+in public and private service informed him where a surplus was to be
+made, here and there, and he continued to ridicule the giant soldiers
+whenever he could with impunity. Gradually, however, the new world
+into which he had been transplanted, and the practical interests of
+the people and of the State, became attractive to him. It was easy to
+see that even his father's turn for economy was often tyrannical and
+whimsical. The king was always convinced that he wished nothing but
+the best for his country, and therefore took the liberty to interfere,
+in the most arbitrary manner, even in the details of the property and
+business of private persons. He ordered, for instance, that no he-goat
+should run with the ewes; that all colored sheep, gray, black, or
+piebald, should be completely disposed of within three years, and only
+fine white wool be tolerated; he prescribed exactly how the copper
+standard measures of the Berlin bushel, which he had sent all over the
+country (at the expense of his subjects) should be preserved and kept
+locked up so as to get no dents. In order to foster the linen and
+woolen industry, he decreed that his subjects should wear none of the
+fashionable chintz and calico, and threatened with a hundred thalers'
+fine and three days in the pillory everybody who, after eight months,
+permitted a shred of calico in his house in dress, gown, cap, or
+furniture coverings. This method of ruling certainly seemed severe and
+petty; but the son learned to honor nevertheless the prudent mind and
+good intentions which were recognizable underneath such edicts, and
+himself gradually acquired a wealth of detailed knowledge such as is
+not usually at the disposal of a prince--real estate values, market
+prices, and the needs of the people; the usages, rights, and duties of
+humble life. He even absorbed something of the pride with which the
+King boasted of his business knowledge; and when he himself had become
+the all-powerful administrator of his State, the unbounded advantage
+which was due to his knowledge of the people and of trade became
+manifest. Only in this way was the wise economy made possible with
+which he managed his own household and the State finances, as well as
+the unceasing care for detail by which he developed agriculture,
+trade, prosperity, and culture among his people. He could examine
+equally well the daily accounts of his cooks and the estimates of the
+income from the domains, forests, and taxes. For his ability to judge
+with precision the smallest things as well as the greatest, his people
+were in great part indebted to the years during which he had sat
+unwillingly as assessor at the green table at Ruppin. Sometimes,
+however, there befell him also what in his father's time had been
+vexatious--that his knowledge of business details was, after all, not
+extensive enough, and that he, like his father, gave orders which
+arbitrarily interfered with the life of his Prussians, and could not
+be carried out.
+
+Scarcely had Frederick partially recovered from the blows of the great
+catastrophe of his youth, when a new misfortune fell upon him, just as
+terrible as the first, and in its consequences still more momentous
+for his life. He was forced by the King to marry. Heartrending is the
+sorrow with which he struggles to free himself from the bride chosen
+for him. "She may be as frivolous as she pleases if only she is not a
+simpleton! That I cannot bear." It was all in vain. He looked upon
+this alliance with bitterness and anger almost to the very day of his
+wedding, and never outgrew the bitter belief that his father had thus
+destroyed his emotional life. His sensitive feelings, his affectionate
+heart, were bartered away in the most reckless manner. Nor by this act
+was he alone made unhappy, but also a good woman who was worthy of a
+better fate. Princess Elizabeth of Bevern had many noble qualities of
+heart; she was not a simpleton, she did not lack beauty, and could
+pass muster before the fierce criticism of the princesses of the royal
+house. But we fear that, if she had been an angel from heaven, the
+pride of the Prince would have protested against her, for he was
+offended to the depths of his nature by the needless barbarity of a
+compulsory marriage. And yet the relation was not always so cold as
+has sometimes been assumed. For six years the kindness of heart and
+tact of the Princess succeeded time after time in reconciling the
+crown prince to her. In the retirement of Rheinsberg she was really
+his helpmeet and an amiable hostess for his guests, and it was
+reported by the Austrian agents to the Court of Vienna that her
+influence was increasing. But her modest, clinging nature had too
+little of the qualities which can permanently hold an intellectual
+man. The wide-awake members of the Brandenburg line felt the need of
+giving quick and pointed expression to every easily aroused feeling.
+When the Princess was excited, she grew quiet as if paralyzed; she
+also lacked the easy graces of society. The two natures did not agree.
+Then, too, her manner of showing affection toward her husband, always
+dutiful, and subordinating herself as if under a spell and overwhelmed
+by his great mind, was not very interesting for the Prince, who had
+acquired, with the French intellectual culture, no little of the
+frivolity of French society.
+
+When Frederick became King, the Princess soon lost even the slight
+part which she had won in her husband's affections. His long absence
+in the first Silesian War gave the finishing stroke to their
+estrangement. The relations of husband and wife became more and more
+distant. Years passed when they did not see each other, and icy
+brevity and coolness can be perceived in his letters to her. Still the
+fact that the King was obliged to esteem her character so highly
+maintained her in her outward position. Later, his relations with
+women influenced his emotions very slightly. Even his sister at
+Bayreuth, sickly, nervous, embittered by jealousy of an unfaithful
+husband, was estranged from her brother for years; and not until she
+had given up all hope of life did this proud member of the House of
+Brandenburg, aging and unhappy, seek again the heart of the brother
+whose little hand she had once held as they stood before their stern
+father. His mother also, to whom King Frederick always showed
+excellent filial devotion, was not able to occupy a large place in his
+heart. His other brothers and sisters were younger, and were only too
+much disposed to hatch obscure domestic conspiracies against him. If
+the King ever condescended to show any attentions to a lady of the
+court or of the stage, these were in general as disturbing as they
+were flattering for the persons in question. When he found
+intelligence, grace, and womanly dignity united, as in Frau von Camas,
+who was the Queen's first lady-in-waiting, he expressed the amiability
+of his nature in many cordial attentions. But on the whole, women did
+not add much light or splendor to his life, and the cordial intimacy
+of family life hardly ever warmed his heart. In this direction his
+feelings were dried up. This was perhaps fortunate for his people, it
+was undoubtedly fatal to his private life. The full warmth of his
+human feelings was reserved almost exclusively for his little circle
+of intimates, with whom he laughed, wrote poetry, discussed
+philosophy, made plans for the future, and later discussed his
+military operations and dangers.
+
+His married life in Rheinsberg opens the best period of his younger
+years. He succeeded in bringing together there a number of well
+educated, cheerful companions. The little circle led a poetic life of
+which those who shared in it have left a pleasing picture. Frederick
+began to work seriously on his education. The expression of emotion
+easily took for him the form of conventional French versification. He
+worked incessantly to acquire the refinements of the foreign style.
+But his mind was also busy with more serious matters. He eagerly
+sought answers to all the highest questions of humanity in the works
+of the Encyclopedists and of Christian Wolff. He sat bent over maps
+and battle-plans, and, along with parts for the amateur theatre and
+architects' sketches, other projects were in preparation, which, a few
+years later, were to arouse the attention of the world.
+
+Then the day came when his dying father laid down the reins of
+government and told the officer of the day to take his orders from the
+new commander-in-chief of Prussia. How the Prince was judged by his
+political contemporaries we see from the characterization which an
+Austrian agent had given of him a short time before: "He is graceful,
+wears his own hair, and has a somewhat careless bearing; likes the
+fine arts and good cooking. He would like to begin his rule by
+something striking. He is a firmer friend of the army than his father.
+His religion is that of a gentleman: he believes in God and the
+forgiveness of sins. He likes splendor and things on a large scale. He
+will reëstablish all the court positions and bring the nobles to his
+court." This prophecy was not fully justified. We seek to understand
+other sides of his nature at this time. The new King was a man of
+fiery, enthusiastic temperament, he was quickly aroused, and the tears
+came readily to his eyes. Like his contemporaries, he too was
+passionately eager to admire grandeur and to give himself up to tender
+feelings in a poetical mood. He played adagios softly on his flute.
+Like his worthy contemporaries, he did not easily find, in prose or
+poetry, the full expression of his feelings; pathetic oratory stirred
+him to tearful emotion. In spite of all his French aphorisms, the
+essence of his nature was very German in this respect also.
+
+Those who ascribe to him a cold heart have judged him unfairly. It is
+not cold hearts in princes which give the most offense by their
+harshness. Such hearts are almost always gifted with the art of
+satisfying those about them by uniform graciousness and tactful
+expression. The strongest utterances of contempt are generally found
+close beside the pleasing tones of a caressing tenderness. But in
+Frederick, it seems to us, there was a striking and unusual union of
+two totally opposite tendencies of the emotional nature, which
+elsewhere are engaged in an unending struggle. He had in equal degree
+the need to idealize life for himself, and the impulse to destroy
+ideal moods without mercy in himself and in others. This first
+peculiarity of his was perhaps the most beautiful, perhaps the
+saddest, with which a human being was ever equipped in the struggles
+of earth. His was indeed a poetic nature. He possessed to a high
+degree that peculiar power which endeavors to reconstruct vulgar
+reality according to the ideal needs of its own nature, and covers
+everything near with the grace and light of a new life. It was a
+necessity for him to make over with the grace of his imagination the
+image of those dear to him, and to adorn the relation to them into
+which he had voluntarily entered. In this there was always a certain
+kind of posing. Even where he had the most ardent feelings, he was
+more in love with the glorified picture of the individual in his mind
+than with the real personality. It was in such a mood that he kissed
+Voltaire's hand. As soon as the difference between the ideal and the
+real person became unpleasantly perceptible, he let go the person and
+clung to the image. One to whom nature has given this temperament,
+letting him see love and friendship chiefly through the colored glass
+of a poetical mood, will always, according to the judgment of others,
+show caprice in the choice of his friends. The uniform warmth which
+treats with consideration all alike seems to be denied to such
+natures. To any one to whom the King had become a friend in his own
+fashion, he always showed the greatest attention and assiduity,
+however much his moods changed at particular moments. He could become
+as sentimental in his sorrow over the loss of such a friend as any
+German of the Werther period. He had lived for many years on somewhat
+distant terms with his sister in Bayreuth, and not until the last
+years before her death, amid the terrors of a burdensome war, did her
+image rise vividly again before him as that of an affectionate sister.
+After her death he found a gloomy satisfaction in picturing to himself
+and others the cordiality of his relations with her. He erected a
+little temple to her and often made pilgrimages to it. Toward any one
+who did not approach his heart through the medium of a poetic mood, or
+incite him to poetic expression of his affection, or who touched a
+wrong note anywhere in his sensitive nature, he was cold,
+contemptuous, and indifferent--a king who only asked to what extent
+the other person could be useful to him; he even pushed him aside when
+he could no longer use him. Such a character may perhaps surround the
+life of a young man with poetic lustre and give brightness and charm
+even to common things, but unless it is coupled with a high degree of
+morality, a sense of duty, and a mind set upon higher things, it will
+leave him sad and lonely in later years. In the most favorable cases
+it will make bitter enemies as well as very warm admirers. A somewhat
+similar disposition brought to Goethe's noble soul heavy sorrows,
+transitory relations, many disappointments, and a solitary old age. It
+becomes doubly momentous for a king, before whom others rarely stand
+with assurance and on equal terms; for his most sincere friends may
+yet turn into admiring flatterers, unstable in their bearing, now
+constrained under the moral spell of his majesty, now, under the
+conviction of their own rights, fault-finding and discontented.
+
+This need of ideal relations and longing for people to whom he could
+unbosom himself without reserve, worked at cross purposes with
+Frederick's penetrating discrimination, and his uncompromising love of
+truth, which was a deadly enemy of all deception, impatiently resisted
+every illusion, despised shams, and sought for the essence of things.
+This scrutinizing view of life and its duties might well offer him
+protection against those deceptions which oftener annoy an
+imaginative prince, who gives his confidence, than a private
+individual. His acuteness, however, showed itself also in savage moods
+as unsparingly, sarcastically, and maliciously destructive. Where did
+he get this disposition? Was it Brandenburg blood? Was it an
+inheritance from his great-grandmother, the Electress Sophia of
+Hanover, and his grandmother, Queen Sophia Charlotte, those
+intellectual women with whom Leibniz had discussed the eternal harmony
+of the universe? The harsh school of his youth certainly had had
+something to do with it. His insight into the foibles of others was
+keen. Wherever he saw a weak point, wherever any one's manners annoyed
+or provoked him, his ready tongue was busy. His gibes fell unsparingly
+upon friend and foe alike; and even where silence and patience were
+demanded by every consideration of prudence, he could not control
+himself. At such times his soul seemed to suffer some strange
+transformation. With merciless exaggeration he distorted the picture
+of his victim into a caricature. On closer examination the principal
+motive here also appears to be pleasure in intellectual production. He
+frees himself from an unpleasant impression by improvising against his
+victim. He makes a grotesque picture with inner satisfaction and is
+astonished if the victim, deeply offended, in turn takes up arms
+against him. His resemblance to Luther in this respect is very
+striking. Neither the king nor the reformer cared whether his behavior
+was dignified or seemly, for both of them, excited like men on the
+hunting field, entirely forgot the consequences in the joy of the
+fight. Both did themselves and their great causes serious injury in
+this way, and were honestly surprised when they discovered the fact.
+To be sure, the blows with the cudgel or the whip which the great monk
+of the sixteenth century dealt were far more terrible than the
+pin-pricks of the great prince in the age of enlightenment. But when a
+king teases and mocks and sometimes pinches maliciously, it is harder
+to forgive him for his undignified behavior; for he frequently engages
+in an unequal contest with his victims. The great prince treated all
+his political opponents in this way, and aroused deadly enemies
+against himself. He joked at the table, and put in circulation
+stinging verses and pamphlets about Madame de Pompadour in France and
+the Empresses Elizabeth and Maria Theresa. Similarly, he sometimes
+caressed, sometimes scolded and scratched his poetical ideal,
+Voltaire; but he also proceeded in this way with people whom he really
+esteemed highly, in whom he put the greatest confidence, and whom he
+took into the circle of his intimate friends. He brought the Marquis
+d'Argens to his court, made him chamberlain, member of the Academy,
+and one of his nearest and dearest friends. The letters which he wrote
+to him from the camps of the Seven Years' War are among the most
+beautiful and touching records that the King has left us. When
+Frederick came home from the war it was his fond hope that the marquis
+would live with him in his palace at Sans Souci. And a few years later
+this charming relation was broken up in the most painful manner. How
+was that possible! The marquis was perhaps the best Frenchman that the
+King had brought into his circle, a man of honor, with fine feelings,
+fine education, and really devoted to the King; but he was neither a
+great character nor an especially strong man. For years the King had
+admired in him a scholar--which he was not--a wise, clear-sighted,
+assured philosopher with pleasing wit and fresh humor; he had in short
+set up an extremely pleasing, fanciful image of him. Now, in daily
+intercourse, Frederick found himself mistaken. A lack of robustness on
+the part of the Frenchman, causing him to dwell with hypochondriac
+exaggeration on his poor health, annoyed the King, who began to
+realize that the aging marquis was neither a great genius nor an
+intellectual giant. The ideal which he had formed of him was
+destroyed. Now the King began to make fun of him on account of his
+weaknesses. The sensitive Frenchman thereupon asked for leave of
+absence, that a sojourn of a few months in France might restore his
+health. The King was offended by this ill-humored attitude, and
+continued his raillery in friendly letters which he sent him. He said
+that it was rumored that a werewolf had appeared in France. This was
+undoubtedly the marquis, in the disguise of a Prussian and a sick man,
+and he asked if he had begun to eat little children. He had not
+formerly had that bad habit, but people change a good deal in
+traveling. The marquis, instead of a few months, stayed two winters.
+When he was about to return, he sent certificates from his physicians.
+Probably the worthy man had really been ill, but the King was
+deeply offended by this awkward attempt at justification on the
+part of an old friend, and when the latter returned, the old intimacy
+was gone forever. The King would not let him go, but he took pleasure
+in punishing the renegade by stinging speeches and harsh jokes.
+Finally the Frenchman, deeply hurt, asked for his dismissal. His
+request was granted, and the sorrow and anger of the King is seen from
+the wording of the order. When the marquis, in the last letter which
+he wrote the King before his death, represented to him again, and not
+without bitterness, how scornfully and badly he had treated an
+unselfish admirer, Frederick read the letter without a word. But he
+wrote with grief to the dead man's widow telling her of his friendship
+for her husband, and had a costly monument erected for him in a
+foreign land. The great prince fared similarly with most of his
+intimates. Magic as was his power to attract, he had demoniac
+faculties for repelling. But if any one is disposed to blame the man
+for this, let him be told that hardly another king in history has so
+unsparingly disclosed his most intimate soul-life to his friends as
+Frederick.
+
+Frederick had worn the crown only a few months when the Emperor
+Charles VI. died. Now everything urged the young King to risk a
+master-stroke. That he determined upon such a step was in itself, in
+spite of the momentary weakness of Austria, a token of bold courage.
+The countries which he ruled had perhaps a seventh as many inhabitants
+as the broad lands of Maria Theresa. True, his army was for the time
+being far superior to the Austrian in numbers and discipline, and
+according to the ideas of the time, the mass of the people was not
+then in the same way as today available for recruiting purposes. Nor
+did he fully realize the greatness of Maria Theresa. But even in the
+preparations for the invasion the King showed that he had long hoped
+to measure himself against Austria. In an exalted mood he entered upon
+a struggle which was to be decisive for his own life and that of his
+State. He cared little at heart for the right which he might have to
+the Silesian duchies, and which with his pen he tried to prove before
+Europe. For this the policy of the despotic States of the seventeenth
+and eighteenth centuries had no regard whatever. Any one who could
+find a plausible defense of his cause made use of it, but in case of
+need the most improbable argument, the most shallow pretext, was
+sufficient. In this way Louis XIV. had made war; in this way the
+Emperor had followed up his interests against the Turks, Italians,
+Germans, French, and Spaniards; in this way a great part of the
+successes of the great Elector had been frustrated by others. Just
+where the rights of the Hohenzollerns were the plainest, as in
+Pomerania, they had been most ruthlessly curtailed, and by no one more
+than by the Emperor and the Hapsburgs. Now the Hohenzollerns sought
+their revenge. "Be my Cicero and prove the right of my cause, and I
+will be your Cæsar and carry it through," Frederick wrote to Jordan
+after the invasion of Silesia. Gaily, with light step as if going to a
+dance, the King entered upon the fields of his victories. There was
+still cheerful enjoyment of life, sweet coquetry with verse, and
+intellectual conversation with his intimates on the pleasures of the
+day, on God, nature, and immortality, which he considered the spice of
+life. But the great task upon which he had entered began to have its
+effect upon his soul even in the early weeks, even before he had
+passed through the fiery ordeal of the first great battle. And from
+that time on it hammered and forged upon his soul until it turned his
+hair gray and hardened his fiery heart into ringing steel. With that
+wonderful clearness which was peculiar to him, he watched the
+beginning of these changes. He even then viewed his own life as from
+without. "You will find me more philosophical than you think," he
+writes to his friend. "I have always been so--sometimes more,
+sometimes less. My youth, the fire of passion, the longing for glory,
+and, to tell you the whole truth, curiosity, and finally, a secret
+instinct, have forced me out of the sweet peace which I enjoyed, and
+the wish to see my name in the gazettes and in history has led me into
+new paths. Come here to me. Philosophy will maintain her rights, and I
+assure you that if I had not this cursed love of fame, I should think
+only of peaceful comfort."
+
+When the faithful Jordan actually came to him and the King saw the man
+of peaceful enjoyment timid and uncomfortable in the field, he
+suddenly realized that he himself had become another and a stronger
+man. The guest who had been honored by him so long as the more
+scholarly, and who had corrected his verses, criticized his letters,
+and been far ahead of him in the knowledge of Greek philosophy, now,
+in spite of all his philosophical training, gave the King the
+impression of a man without courage. With bitter derision Frederick
+attacked him in one of his best improvisations, contrasting the
+warrior in himself with the weak philosopher. In however bad taste the
+ridiculing verses were with which he overwhelmed Jordan again and
+again, the return of the old cordial feeling was just as quick; but it
+was the first gentle hint of fate for the King himself. The same thing
+was to befall him often. He was to lose valuable men, loyal friends,
+one after another; not only by death, but still more by the coldness
+and estrangement which arose between his nature and theirs. For the
+way upon which he had now entered was destined to develop more and
+more all the greatness, but also all the narrow features, of his
+nature, up to the limit of human possibility. The higher he rose above
+others, the smaller their natures inevitably appeared to him. Almost
+all whom in later years he measured by his own standard were far from
+able to endure the test, and the dissatisfaction and disappointment
+which he then experienced became again keener and more relentless
+until he himself, from a solitary height, looked down with stony eyes
+upon the doings of the men at his feet; but always, even to his last
+hours, the piercing chill of his searching glance was broken by the
+bright splendor of soft human feelings, and the fact that these were
+left to him is what makes his great tragic figure so affecting.
+
+During the first war, to be sure, he still looked back with longing to
+the calm peace of his "Remusberg," and felt deeply the exaction of the
+tremendous fate which had already involved him. "It is hard to bear
+with equanimity this good and bad fortune," he writes; "one may appear
+indifferent in success and unmoved in adversity, the features of the
+face can be controlled; but the man, the inward man, the depths of the
+heart, are affected none the less." And he concludes hopefully, "All
+that I wish for myself is that success may not destroy in me the human
+feelings and virtues, to which I have always clung. May my friends
+find me as I have always been." And at the end of the war he writes:
+"See, your friend is victorious for the second time! Who would have
+said a few years ago that your pupil in philosophy would play a
+soldier's part in the world; that Providence would use a poet to
+overthrow the political system of Europe?" This shows how fresh and
+young Frederick felt when he returned to Berlin in triumph after his
+first war.
+
+For the second time he took the field to assert his claim to Silesia.
+Again he was victorious. He had already the calm confidence of a tried
+general. His joy at the excellence of his troops was great. "All that
+flatters me in this victory," he wrote to Frau von Camas, "is that I
+could contribute by a quick decision and a bold manoeuvre to the
+preservation of so many good people. I would not have the least of my
+soldiers wounded for vain glory, which no longer deceives me." But in
+the midst of the contest came the death of two of his dearest friends,
+Jordan and Kayserlingk. His grief was touching: "In less than three
+months I have lost my two most faithful friends, people with whom I
+had lived daily, pleasant companions, honorable men, and true friends.
+It is hard for a heart that was made so sensitive as mine to restrain
+my deep sorrow. When I come back to Berlin, I shall be almost a
+stranger in my own fatherland, lonesome in my own house. You too have
+had the misfortune to lose at one time several people who were dear to
+you. I admire your courage, but I cannot imitate it. My only hope is
+in time, which can overcome everything in nature. It begins by
+weakening the impressions on our brains, and only ceases when it
+destroys us utterly. I anticipate with terror visiting all the places
+which call up in me sad memories of friends whom I have lost forever."
+And four weeks after their death he writes to the same friend, who
+tried to console him: "Do not believe that pressure of business and
+danger give distraction in sadness. I know from experience that that
+is a poor remedy. Unfortunately only four weeks have passed since my
+tears and my sorrow began, but after the violent outbursts of the
+first days, I feel myself just as sad, just as little consoled, as at
+the beginning." And when his worthy tutor, Duhan, sent him at his
+request some French books which Jordan had left behind, the King
+wrote, late in the autumn of the same year: "Tears came into my eyes
+when I opened the books of my poor dear Jordan. I loved him so much,
+it will be hard to realize that he is no more." Not long after the
+King lost also the intimate friend to whom this letter was addressed.
+
+The loss, in 1745, of the friends of his youth was an important
+turning point in the King's mental life. With these unselfish,
+honorable men almost everything died which had made him happy in his
+intercourse with others. The intimacies into which he now entered as a
+man were all of another kind. Even the best of the new acquaintances
+received perhaps his occasional confidence, but never his heartfelt
+friendship. The need for stimulating intellectual intercourse
+remained, and became even stronger and more imperative, for in this
+too he was unique; he never could dispense with cheerful and
+confidential companions, with light, almost reckless conversation,
+flitting through all shades of human moods, thoughtful or frivolous,
+from the greatest questions of the human race down to the little
+events of the day. Immediately after his accession he had written to
+Voltaire and invited him to his court. He had first met the Frenchman
+in 1740 on a journey near Wesel. Soon after, Voltaire had come to
+Berlin for a few days, at heavy expense. He had even then impressed
+the King as a jester, but Frederick felt nevertheless an infinite
+respect for the talent of the man. Voltaire was to him the greatest
+poet of all times, the master of ceremonies of Parnassus, where the
+King himself was so anxious to play a part. Frederick's desire to have
+this man in his train became stronger and stronger. He regarded
+himself as his pupil; he wished to have all his verses approved by the
+master; among his Brandenburg officials he pined for the wit and
+spirit of the elegant Frenchman, and finally, his vanity as a
+sovereign was concerned--he wanted to be a prince of the _beaux
+esprits_ and philosophers, as he had become a glorious leader of
+armies. After the second Silesian war his intimates were mostly
+foreigners. After 1750 he had the pleasure of seeing the great
+Voltaire also as a member of his court. It was no misfortune that this
+unworthy man endured for only a few years his sojourn among the
+barbarians.
+
+During these ten years, from 1746 to 1756, Frederick acquired literary
+independence, and that importance as a writer which is not yet
+sufficiently appreciated in Germany. As to his French poetry, a German
+can only judge imperfectly. He was a facile poet, who was easily
+master of every mood in metre and rhyme, but from the point of view
+of a Frenchman, he never completely overcame in his lyric poetry the
+difficulties of a foreign language, however diligently his confidants
+revised his work. He even lacked, it seems to us, the uniform
+rhetorical spirit, that style which in Voltaire's time was the first
+mark of a born poet. The effect of beautiful and noble sentiments, in
+splendid phraseology, is spoiled by trivial thoughts and commonplace
+expressions in the next line. Nor was the development of his taste
+sufficiently assured and independent. In his esthetic judgment he was
+quick, both to admire and to condemn; in reality, he was much more
+dependent upon the opinion of his French acquaintances than his pride
+would have admitted. What was best, moreover, in French poetry at that
+time--the return to Nature and the struggle of the beauty of reality
+against the fetters of an antiquated conventionalism--remained to him
+a sealed book. For a long time he looked upon Rousseau as an eccentric
+vagabond, and upon the conscientious and accurate spirit of Diderot
+even as shallow. And yet it seems to us that there often appear in his
+poems, especially in the light improvisations which he made to please
+his friends, a wealth of poetical detail and a charming tone of true
+feeling, which at least his model Voltaire might have envied.
+
+Frederick's history of his times is, like Cæsar's _Commentaries_, one
+of the most important documents of historical literature. True, like
+the Roman general, like all practical statesmen, he stated facts as
+they are reflected in the soul of a participant. He does not give due
+value to everything or full justice to everybody, but he knows
+infinitely more than is revealed to one at a distance, and he wrote of
+some of the motives underlying the great events, not without
+prejudice, yet with magnanimity toward his opponents. Writing at times
+without the enormous reference material which a professional historian
+must collect about him, he was occasionally deceived by his memory and
+his judgment, though both were very reliable. He was, moreover,
+composing an apology for his house, his politics, his campaigns; and,
+like Cæsar, he sometimes ignores facts or interprets them as he wishes
+them to go down to posterity; but his love of truth and the frankness
+with which he treats his house and his own actions are no less
+admirable than his sovereign calm and the ease with which he soars
+above events, in spite of the little rhetorical embellishments which
+were due to the taste of his time.
+
+His many-sidedness is as astonishing as his productiveness. One of the
+greatest military writers, a historian of importance, a clever poet,
+and at the same time a popular philosopher, a practical statesman,
+even a writer of very free and easy anonymous pamphlets, and sometimes
+a journalist, he was always ready to take up his pen for anything that
+inspired him and aroused his passions or enthusiasm, or to attack, in
+verse or prose, any one who provoked or annoyed him--not only the pope
+and the Empress, the Jesuits and the Dutch journalists, but also old
+friends if they seemed lukewarm to him,--which he could not
+endure,--or if they actually threatened to break with him. Never since
+Luther has there been such a belligerent, relentless, untiring writer.
+As soon as he put pen to paper he was like Proteus, everything: sage
+or intriguer, historian or poet, whatever the situation demanded,
+always an active, fiery, intellectual--sometimes also an
+ill-mannered--man, with never a moment's thought of his royal
+position. Whatever he liked he praised in poems or eulogies: the noble
+doctrines of his own philosophy, his friends, his army, religious
+liberty, independent investigation, tolerance, and popular education.
+
+The conquering power of Frederick's mind had reached out in all
+directions. When ambition inspired him to victory it seemed as if
+there were no obstacle that would check him. Then came the years of
+trial--seven years of terrible, heartrending cares--the great period,
+in which the heaviest tasks that ever a man accomplished were laid
+upon his rich, ambitious spirit, in which almost everything perished
+which was his own possession, joy and happiness, peace and selfish
+comfort; in which also many pleasing and graceful characteristics of
+the man were to disappear, that he might become the self-sacrificing
+prince of his people, the foremost servant of his State, and the hero
+of a nation. No lust of conquest made him take the field this time; it
+had long been plain to him that he was fighting for his own life and
+that of his State. But his determination had grown only the stronger.
+Like the stormwind he purposed to dash into the clouds which were
+collecting from all sides about his head, and to break up the
+thunderbolts through the energy of an irresistible attack, before they
+were discharged. He had never been conquered up to this time. His
+enemies had been beaten every time he had fallen upon them with his
+terrible instrument--the army. Herein lay his only hope. If his
+well-tried power did not fail him now, he might save his State.
+
+But in the very first conflict with his old enemy, the Austrians, he
+saw that they, too, had learned from him and were changed. He exerted
+his strength to the utmost, and at Kollin it failed him. The 18th of
+June, 1757, is the most momentous day in Frederick's life. There
+happened on that day what twice more in this war snatched victory from
+him--the general had underestimated his enemy and had expected the
+impossible from his own brave army. After a short period of
+stupefaction Frederick arose with new strength. Instead of an
+aggressive war, he had been forced to wage a desperate war of defense.
+His foes attacked his little country from all sides. He entered upon a
+death struggle with every great power of the Continent, master of only
+four million men and a defeated army. Now his talent as general showed
+itself as he escaped the enemy after defeats and again attacked in the
+most unexpected quarters and beat them, faced first one army and then
+another, unsurpassed in his dispositions, inexhaustible in expedients,
+unequaled as leader of troops in battle. So he stood, one against
+five--Austrians, Russians, French, any one of whom was his superior in
+strength, and at the same time against the Swedes and the Imperial
+troops. For five years he struggled thus against armies far larger
+than his own--every spring in danger of being crushed merely by
+numbers, every autumn free again. A loud cry of admiration and
+sympathy ran through Europe; and among those who gave the loudest
+praise, although reluctantly, were his most bitter enemies. Now, in
+these years of changing fortune, when the King himself experienced
+such bitter vicissitudes of the fortune of war, his generalship was
+the astonishment of all the armies of Europe. How, always the more
+rapid and skilful, he managed to establish his lines against his
+opponents; how so often he outflanked in an oblique position the
+weakest wing of the enemy, forced it back, and put it to rout; how his
+cavalry, which, newly organized, had become the strongest in the
+world, dashed in fury upon the foe, broke their ranks, scattered their
+battalions: all this was celebrated everywhere as a new advance in
+military art, and the invention of surpassing genius. The tactics and
+the strategy of the Prussian army came to be for almost half a century
+the ideal and model for all the armies of Europe. It was the unanimous
+opinion that Frederick was the greatest general of his time, and that
+there had been few leaders since the beginning of history who could be
+compared with him. It seemed incredible that the smaller numbers so
+often conquered the greater, and even when defeated, instead of being
+routed, faced the enemy, who had hardly recovered from his injuries,
+as threatening and fully equipped as before. Today we praise not only
+the field operations of the King, but also the wise prudence with
+which he handled his supplies. He knew very well how much he was
+limited by having to consider the commissariat, and the thousands of
+carts in which he had to take with him the provisions and the daily
+supplies of the soldiers; but he also knew that this method was his
+only salvation. Once, when after the battle of Rossbach he made the
+astonishing march into Silesia--one hundred and eighty-nine miles in
+fifteen days--he, in the greatest danger, abandoned his old method. He
+made his way through the country as other armies did at that time,
+and quartered his men upon the people. But he wisely returned at once
+to his old plan. For as soon as his enemies learned to imitate this
+free movement, he was certainly doomed. When the old militia in his
+ancient provinces rose to arms again, helped to drive out the Swedes,
+and bravely defended Colberg and Berlin, he accepted their assistance
+without objection; but he took pains not to encourage a guerilla war;
+and when his East Frisian peasantry revolted independently against the
+French and were severely punished by them for it, he told them with
+brutal frankness that it was their own fault, for war was a matter for
+soldiers; the business of the peasants and citizens should be
+uninterrupted industry, the payment of taxes, and the furnishing of
+recruits. He well knew that he was lost if a people's war in Saxony
+and Bohemia should be aroused against him. This readiness, indicative
+of the cautious general, to restrict himself to military forms, which
+alone made the contest possible for him, may be reckoned among his
+greatest qualities.
+
+Louder and louder became the cry of sorrow and admiration with which
+Germans and foreigners watched this death-struggle of the lion at bay.
+As early as 1740 the young King had been praised by the Protestants as
+the champion of freedom of conscience and enlightenment, against
+intolerance and the Jesuits. When, a few months after the battle at
+Kollin, he completely defeated the French at Rossbach, he became the
+hero of Germany. A glad cry of joy broke out everywhere. For two
+hundred years the French had done great wrong to the divided country;
+now the German national idea began to revolt against the influence of
+French culture, and the King, who himself greatly admired Parisian
+poetry, had effectively routed the Parisian generals with German
+musket balls. It was such a brilliant victory, such a humiliating
+defeat of the hereditary enemy, that everywhere in Germany there was
+hearty rejoicing. Even where the soldiers of a State were fighting
+against King Frederick, the people at home in city and country
+rejoiced at the blows he dealt in good old German fashion. And the
+longer the war lasted, the more active became the faith in the King's
+invincibility, and the higher rose the confidence of the Germans. For
+the first time in long, long years they now had a hero of whose
+military glory they could be proud--a man who accomplished what seemed
+more than human. Innumerable anecdotes about him ran through the
+country. Every little touch about his calmness, good humor, kindness
+to individual soldiers, and the loyalty of his army, traveled hundreds
+of miles. How, in danger of death, he played the flute in his tent,
+how his wounded soldiers sang chorals after the battle, how he took
+off his hat to a regiment--he has often been imitated since--all this
+was reported on the Neckar and the Rhine, was printed, and listened to
+with merry laughter and tears of emotion. It was natural that poets
+should sing his praise. Three of them had been in the Prussian army:
+Gleim and Lessing, as secretaries of Prussian generals, and Ewald von
+Kleist, a favorite of the younger literary circles, as an officer,
+until the bullet struck him at Kunersdorf. But still more touching for
+us is the loyal devotion of the Prussian people. The old provinces,
+Prussia, Pomerania, Brandenburg, and Westphalia, were suffering
+unspeakably by the war, but the proud joy of having a share in the
+hero of Europe often lifted even humble men above their own
+sufferings. Citizens and peasants took the field as militiamen again
+and again for years. When a number of recruits from the province of
+Cleves and the county of Ravensberg deserted after a lost battle and
+returned home, the deserters were declared perjurers by their own
+fellow-countrymen and relatives, were excluded from the villages and
+driven back to the army.
+
+Foreign opinion was no less enthusiastic. In the Protestant cantons of
+Switzerland there was as warm sympathy with the King's fate as if the
+descendants of the Rütli men had never been separated from the German
+empire. There were people there who were made ill by vexation when the
+King's cause was in a bad way. It was the same in England. Every
+victory of the King aroused wild joy in London. Houses were
+illuminated and pictures and laudatory poems offered for sale. In
+Parliament Pitt announced with admiration every new deed of the great
+ally. Even at Paris, in the theatres and salons, people were rather
+Prussian than French. The French derided their own generals and the
+clique of Madame de Pompadour. Whoever was on the side of the French
+arms, so Duclos reports, hardly dared to give expression to his views.
+In St. Petersburg, the grand duke Peter and his party were such good
+Prussians that they grieved in secret at every reverse of Frederick's
+cause. The enthusiasm penetrated even to Turkey and to the Khan of
+Tartary; and this respectful admiration of a whole continent outlasted
+the war. When Hackert, the painter, was traveling through the interior
+of Sicily, a gift of honor of wine and fruit was offered him by the
+city council because they had heard that he was a Prussian, a subject
+of the great King for whom they wished thereby to show their
+reverence; and Muley Ismail, the emperor of Morocco, released without
+any ransom the crew of a ship belonging to a citizen of Emden, whom
+the Berbers had brought prisoner to Mogador, sent them in new clothes
+to Lisbon, and assured them that their King was the greatest man in
+the world, that no Prussian should be a prisoner in his land, and that
+his cruisers would never attack the Prussian flag.
+
+Poor oppressed soul of the German people! Long years had passed since
+the men between the Rhine and the Oder had felt the joy of being
+esteemed above others among the nations of the earth! Now by the magic
+of one man's power everything was transformed. The German citizen,
+awakened as from an anxious dream, looked out upon the world and
+within to his own heart. Men had long vegetated quietly, without a
+past in which they could rejoice, without a great future in which they
+could hope. Now all at once they felt that they, too, had a share in
+the honor and the greatness of the world; that a king and his people,
+all of their blood, had given to the German national idea a golden
+setting, and to the history of civilization a new meaning. Now they
+were experiencing the struggles, ventures, and victories of a great
+man. Work on in your study, peaceful thinker, fantastic dreamer! You
+have learned over-night to look down with a smile upon foreign ways
+and to expect great things of your own talent. Try to realize, now,
+what flows from your heart!
+
+But while the youthful power of the people shook its wings with
+enthusiastic warmth, how did the great prince feel who was struggling
+ceaselessly against his enemies? The inspiring cry of the people rang
+in his ears as a feeble sound. The King heard it almost with
+indifference. His heart grew calmer and colder. To be sure, passionate
+hours of sorrow and heart-rending cares came to him over and over
+again. He kept them hidden from his army; his calm face became harder,
+his brow more deeply furrowed, and his expression more rigid. Only
+before a few intimates he opened his heart from time to time, and then
+for a moment the sorrow of the man who had reached the limits of human
+possibilities broke forth.
+
+Ten days after the battle of Kollin his mother died. A few weeks
+afterward he drove in anger his brother August Wilhelm from the army,
+because he had not been strong enough to lead it. The next year this
+brother died "of sorrow," as the officer of the day announced to the
+King. Shortly after he received the news of the death of his sister at
+Bayreuth. One after another his generals fell by his side, or lost the
+King's confidence, because they were not equal to the superhuman tasks
+of this war. His veterans, the pride of his heart, hardened warriors,
+seasoned in three fierce wars, who, dying, stretched out their hands
+toward him and called his name, were crushed in entire companies about
+him, and what came to fill the broad gaps that death incessantly
+mowed in his army were young men, some good material, but many
+worthless. The King made use of them as he did of others, more
+sternly, more severely. His glance and his word gave courage and
+devotion even to the inferior sort, but still he knew that all this
+was not salvation. His criticism became brief and cutting, his praise
+rare. So he lived on; five summers and winters came and went; the work
+was gigantic; his thinking and scheming was inexhaustible, his eagle
+eye scrutinized searchingly the most remote and petty circumstances,
+and yet there was no change, and no hope anywhere. The King read and
+wrote in leisure hours just as before; he composed verses and kept up
+a correspondence with Voltaire and Algarotti, but he was prepared to
+see all this come soon to an end--a swift and sudden one. He carried
+in his pocket day and night something which could make him free from
+Daun and Laudon. At times the whole affair filled him with disdain.
+
+The letters of the man from whom Germany dates a new epoch in its
+intellectual life deserve to be read with reverence by every German.
+When you find him writing to Frau von Camas, "For the last six years I
+have felt that it is the living, not the dead, for whom one should be
+sorry," if you are shocked by the gloomy energy of his determination
+you must beware of thinking that in it the power of this remarkable
+spirit found its highest expression. It is true that the King had some
+moments of desperation when he longed for death by the enemy's bullet
+in order not to be forced to use the capsule which he carried in his
+pocket. He was indeed fully determined not to ruin the State by living
+as a captive of Austria; to this extent what he writes is terribly
+true. But he was also of a poetic temperament, a child of the century
+which so longed for great deeds and found such immense satisfaction in
+the expression of exalted feelings. He was, to the bottom of his
+heart, a German with the same emotional needs as, for instance, the
+infinitely weaker Klopstock and his admirers. The consideration and
+resolute expression of his final resolve made him freer and more
+cheerful at heart. He wrote to his sister at Bayreuth about it in the
+momentous second year of the war; and this letter is especially
+characteristic, for his sister also was determined not to survive him
+and the downfall of his house; and he approved this decision, to
+which, by the way, he gave little attention in his gloomy satisfaction
+at his own reflections. The two royal children had once secretly
+recited, in the house of their stern father, the parts of French
+tragedies; now their hearts beat again in the single thought of
+freeing themselves by a Catonian death from a life full of
+disappointment, confusion, and suffering. But when the excited and
+nervous sister fell seriously ill, Frederick forgot all his Stoic
+philosophy, and clinging fast to life with a passionate tenderness,
+worried and mourned over her who was the dearest to him of his family.
+When she died, his poignant grief was perhaps increased by the feeling
+that he had interfered in too tragic a manner with a tender woman's
+life. Thus, even in the greatest of all Germans born in the first half
+of the eighteenth century, poetic feelings, and the wish to appear
+beautiful and great, were strangely mingled with the serious realities
+of life. Poor little Professor Semler who, while under the deepest
+emotion, still studied his attitudes and worked over his polite
+phrases, and the great King, who in cool expectation of the hour of
+his death, still wrote of suicide in beautifully balanced
+periods--both were sons of the same age, in which pathos, which had
+not yet found worthy expression in art, luxuriated like climbing
+plants about the realities of life. But the King was greater than his
+philosophy. In reality he never lost his courage, nor the persistent,
+defiant vigor characteristic of the old Germans, nor the secret hope
+which a man needs in every difficult task.
+
+And he held out. The forces of his enemies grew weaker, their generals
+were worn out, and their armies were scattered. Finally Russia
+withdrew from the coalition. This, and the King's last victories,
+turned the balance. He had won. He had not only conquered Silesia, but
+vindicated its possession for his Prussian kingdom. But while his
+people rejoiced, and the loyal citizens of his capital prepared a
+festive reception for him, he shunned their merrymaking and withdrew
+silent and alone to Sans Souci. He said that he wished to spend his
+remaining days in peace, living for his people.
+
+In the first twenty-three years of his reign he had struggled
+and fought to maintain his power against the world. Twenty-three
+years more he was destined to rule peacefully over his people as
+a wise, stern patriarch. He guided his State with the greatest
+self-denial, though with insistence on his own ways, striving for
+the greatest things, but yet in full control even of the smallest.
+Many of his ideas have been left behind by the advance of modern
+civilization--they were the result of the experiences of his youth
+and early manhood. Thought was to be free; every man to think what he
+pleased, but to do his duty as a citizen. He himself subordinated his
+comfort and his expenditures to the welfare of the State, meeting the
+whole expense of the royal household with some two hundred thousand
+thalers; thinking first of the advantage of his people and last of
+himself. His subjects, in their turn, he felt should bear cheerfully
+whatever duties and burdens he imposed upon them. Every one was to
+remain in the station in which birth and education had placed him. The
+noblemen were to be landholders and officers; to the citizens belonged
+the towns, trade, manufacturing, instruction, and invention; to the
+peasant, the land and the menial work. But in his sphere each one was
+to be prosperous and happy. Equal, strict, ready justice for every
+one; no favors to the highborn and rich--rather, in case of doubt, the
+humble should have the preference. To increase the number of useful
+men; to make every activity as profitable and as perfect as possible;
+to buy as little as possible abroad; to produce everything at home,
+exporting the surplus--these were the leading principles of his social
+and economic theories. He exerted himself incessantly to increase the
+acreage of arable land, and to provide new places for settlers. Swamps
+were drained, lakes drawn off, dikes thrown up. Canals were dug and
+money advanced to found new factories. At the instigation and with the
+financial support of the government cities and villages were rebuilt,
+more solid and sanitary than they had been before. The farmers' credit
+system, fire insurance societies, and the Royal Bank were founded.
+Everywhere public schools were established. Educated people were
+brought in from abroad; the government officials everywhere were
+required to be educated, and regulated by examination and strict
+inspection. It is the duty of the historian to enumerate and praise
+all this, if also to mention some unsuccessful attempts of the King,
+which were inevitable owing to his endeavor to control everything
+himself.
+
+The King cared for all his lands, and by no means least for his child
+of sorrow, the newly won Silesia. When he conquered this great
+district it had a few more than a million inhabitants. They realized
+vividly the contrast between the easy-going Austrian management and
+the precise, restless, stirring rule of Prussia. In Vienna the
+catalogue of prohibited books had been larger than at Rome; now bales
+of books came incessantly from Germany into the province, reading and
+buying were astonishingly free, even printed attacks upon the
+sovereign himself. In Austria it was the privilege of the aristocracy
+to wear foreign cloth. When the father of Frederick the Great of
+Prussia had forbidden the importation of cloth, he had first of all
+dressed himself and his princes in domestic goods. In Vienna no office
+had been considered aristocratic if it implied anything but a nominal
+function; all the actual work was a matter for subordinates. A
+chamberlain stood higher than a veteran general or minister. In
+Prussia even the highest born was little esteemed if he was not useful
+to the State, and the King himself was a most exact official, who
+watched and scolded over every thousand thalers saved or spent. Any
+one in Austria who left the Catholic Church was punished with
+confiscation of property and banishment; under the Prussians anybody
+could leave or join any church--that was his own affair. Under the
+imperial rule the government had been, on the whole, negligent if it
+had been forced to occupy itself with any matter; the Prussian
+officials had their noses and their hands in everything. In spite of
+the three Silesian wars the province grew to be far more prosperous
+than it had been under the Empire. Up to this time a hundred years had
+not been sufficient to wipe out the visible traces of the Thirty
+Years' War. The people remembered well how in the cities the heaps of
+rubbish from the time of the Swedish invasions had lain about, and
+between the remaining houses there were patches of waste ground
+blackened by fire. Many small cities still had log houses in the old
+Slavic style, with thatched or shingled roofs, patched up shabbily
+from time to time. In a few decades the Prussians removed the traces
+not only of former devastations, but also of the recent Seven Years'
+War. Frederick laid out several hundred new villages, had fifteen
+good-sized towns rebuilt in regular streets--largely with funds from
+the royal treasury--and had compelled the landed proprietors to
+restore several thousand farms which they had abolished as individual
+holdings, and install upon them tenants with rights of succession.
+Under the Empire the taxes had been lower, but they had been unfairly
+distributed and had fallen chiefly upon the poor, the nobility being
+exempt from the greater part of them. The collection was imperfect,
+much was embezzled or poorly applied; relatively little came into the
+imperial treasury. The Prussians, on the contrary, divided the country
+into small districts, appraised every acre of land, and in a few years
+abolished almost all exemptions. The outlying country now paid its
+land taxes and the cities their excise duties. So the province bore
+the double burden with greater ease, and no one but the privileged
+classes grumbled; and with all this, it could maintain forty thousand
+soldiers, whereas formerly there had been in the province only about
+two thousand. Before 1740 the nobility had lived _en grand seigneur_.
+All who were Catholic and rich lived in Vienna. Everybody else who
+could raise enough money betook himself to Breslau. Now the majority
+of landholders lived on their estates, the poverty-stricken nobles
+disappeared, the nobility knew that the King honored them if they
+looked after the cultivation of the land, and that the new master
+showed cold contempt to those who neither managed their estates nor
+filled civil or military positions. Formerly lawsuits had been endless
+and expensive, hardly to be carried through without bribery and
+sacrifice of money. Now it was observed that the number of lawyers
+decreased, so quickly came the decisions. Under the Austrians, to be
+sure, the caravan trade with the East had been greater; the people of
+the Bukowina and Hungary, and also the Poles, turned elsewhere and
+were already looking toward Trieste; but in place of this, new
+manufacturing industries arose; wool and textiles, and in the mountain
+valleys a flourishing linen industry. Many found the new era
+uncomfortable, many were really incommoded by its severity; but few
+dared to deny that on the whole things had been greatly improved.
+
+But another thing in the Prussian system was astonishing to the
+Silesians, and soon gained a secret power over their minds. This was
+the Spartan spirit of devotion on the part of the King's servants,
+which appeared so frequently even among the humblest officials; for
+instance, the revenue collectors, never popular even before the
+introduction of the French system. In this case they were retired
+subaltern officers, veteran soldiers of the King, who had won his
+battles for him and grown gray in powder smoke. They sat now by the
+gates smoking their pipes; with their very small pay they could
+indulge in no luxuries; but they were on the spot from early morning
+until late at night, doing their duty skilfully, precisely and
+quickly, as old soldiers are wont to do. Their minds were always on
+their service; it was their honor and their pride. For years to come
+old Silesians from the time of the great King used to tell their
+grandchildren how the punctuality, strictness, and honesty of the
+Prussian officials had astonished them. In every district
+headquarters, for instance, there was a tax collector. He lived in his
+little office, which was perhaps also his bedroom, and collected in a
+great wooden bowl the land taxes, which the village officials brought
+into his room monthly on an appointed day. Many thousand thalers were
+entered on the lists, and were delivered, to the last penny, to the
+great main treasuries. The pay too of such a man was small. He sat and
+collected and stowed in purses until his hair became white and his
+trembling hands were no longer able to manage the two-groschen pieces.
+And it was the pride of his life that the King knew him personally,
+and if he ever drove through the place would silently look at him from
+his great eyes, while the horses were being changed, or, if he was
+very gracious, give him a slight nod. With respect and a certain awe
+the people looked upon even these subordinate servants of the new
+principle, and the Silesians were not alone in this. Something new had
+come into the world in general. It was not a mere figure of speech
+when Frederick called himself the foremost servant of his State. As he
+had taught his wild nobility on the battlefield that it was the
+highest honor to die for the Fatherland, so his untiring, faithful
+care forced upon the soul of the least of his servants in the distant
+border towns the great idea of the duty of living and working first of
+all for the good of his King and his country.
+
+When the province of Prussia was forced, in the Seven Years' War, to
+do homage to Empress Elizabeth, and remained for several years
+incorporated in the Russian Empire, the officers of the district found
+means nevertheless to raise money and grain for their King in secret,
+and in spite of a foreign army and government. Great skill was used to
+accomplish the transportation. There were many in the secret, but not
+a traitor among them. In disguise they stole through the Russian lines
+at the risk of their lives, although they knew that they would reap
+small thanks from the King, who did not care for his East Prussians at
+all. He spoke contemptuously of them, and showed them unwillingly the
+favors which he bestowed on the other provinces. His face turned to
+stone whenever he learned that one of his young officers was born
+between the Memel and the Vistula, and after the war he never trod on
+East Prussian soil. But this conduct did not disturb the East
+Prussians in their admiration. They clung with faithful love to
+their ungracious lord, and his best and most enthusiastic eulogist was
+Emanuel Kant.
+
+Life in the King's service was serious, often hard--work and
+deprivation without end. It was difficult even for the best to satisfy
+the strict master; and the greatest devotion received but curt thanks.
+If a man was worn out he was likely to be coldly cast aside. There was
+work without end everywhere: something new, something beginning, some
+scaffolding of an unfinished structure. To a foreign visitor this life
+did not seem at all graceful; it was austere, monotonous, and rude,
+with little beauty or carefree cheerfulness. And as the King's
+bachelor household, his taciturn servants, and the submissive
+intimates under the trees of the quiet garden, gave a foreign guest
+the impression of a monastery, so in all Prussian institutions he
+found something of the renunciation and the discipline of a great busy
+monastic brotherhood.
+
+For something of this spirit had been transmitted even to the people
+themselves. Today we honor in this an undying merit of Frederick II.,
+for this spirit of abnegation is still the secret of the greatness of
+the Prussian State, and the final and best guarantee of its
+permanence. The artfully constructed machine which the great King had
+set up with so much intelligence and effectiveness was not to last
+forever; twenty years after his death it broke down; but in the fact
+that the State did not perish with it, that the intelligence and
+patriotism of the citizens were able of their own accord to establish
+under his successors a new life on a new basis, we see the secret of
+Frederick's greatness.
+
+Nine years after the close of the last war which was fought for the
+possession of Silesia, Frederick increased his domain by a new
+acquisition, not much less in area, but thinly populated--the Polish
+districts which have since become German territory under the name of
+West Prussia.
+
+If the King's claims to Silesia had been doubtful, all the acumen of
+his officials was now needed to make a show of some uncertain right to
+portions of the new acquisition. About this the King himself was
+little concerned. He had defended before the world with almost
+superhuman heroism the occupation of Silesia. This province was united
+to Prussia by streams of blood. In the case of West Prussia the craft
+of the politician did the work almost alone, and for a long time the
+conqueror lacked in public opinion that justification for his action
+which, as it seems, is given by the horrors of war and the capricious
+fortune of the battlefield. But this last acquisition of the King's,
+though wanting in the thunder of guns and the trumpets of victory, was
+yet, of all the great gifts which the German people owe to Frederick
+II., the greatest and most abounding in fortunate consequences.
+Through several hundred years the Germans had been divided and hemmed
+in and encroached upon by neighbors greedy for conquest; the great
+King was the first conqueror who again pushed the German boundaries
+toward the east. A hundred years after his great ancestor had in vain
+defended the fortresses of the Rhine against Louis XIV., Frederick
+gave the Germans again the explicit admonition that it was their duty
+to carry law, education, liberty, culture, and industry into the east
+of Europe. His whole territory, with the exception of a few Old Saxon
+districts, had been originally German, then Slavic, then again won
+from the Slavs by fierce wars or colonization; never since the
+migrations of the Middle Ages had the struggle ceased for the broad
+plains east of the Oder; never since the conquest of Brandenburg had
+this house forgotten that it was the warden of the German border.
+Whenever wars ceased the politicians were busy. The Elector Frederick
+William had freed Prussia, the territory of the Teutonic Knights, from
+feudal allegiance to Poland. Frederick I. had boldly raised this
+isolated colony to a kingdom. But the possession of East Prussia was
+insecure. It was not the corrupt republic of Poland which threatened
+danger, but the rising power of Russia. Frederick had learned to
+respect the Russians as enemies; he knew the soaring ambition of
+Empress Catherine, and as a prudent prince seized the right moment.
+The new territory--Pomerelia, the _voivodeship_ (administrative
+province) of Kulm and Marienburg, the bishopric of Ermeland, the city
+of Elbing, a portion of Cujavia, a portion of Posen--united East
+Prussia with Pomerania and Brandenburg. It had always been a border
+land. Since the early times people of different races had crowded into
+the coasts of the Baltic: Germans, Slavs, Lithuanians, and Finns. From
+the thirteenth century the Germans had made their way into this
+Vistula country as founders of cities and agriculturists: Teutonic
+Knights, merchants, pious monks, German noblemen and peasants. On both
+sides of the Vistula arose the towers and boundary stones of German
+colonies--supreme among them the magnificent city of Danzig, the
+Venice of the Baltic, the great seaport of the Slavic countries, with
+its rich St. Mary's Church and the palaces of its merchant princes;
+and beyond it on another arm of the Vistula, its modest rival, Elbing:
+farther up, the stately towers and broad avenues of Marienburg; near
+it the great princely castle of the Teutonic order, the most beautiful
+architectural monument of Northern Germany; and in the Vistula valley,
+on a rich alluvial soil, the old prosperous colonial estates: one of
+the most productive countries of the world, protected against the
+devastations of the Slavic stream by massive dikes dating back to the
+days of the Knights. Still farther up were Marienwerder, Graudenz,
+Kulm, and in the low lands of the Netze, Bromberg, the centre of the
+German border colonies among a Polish population. Smaller German towns
+and village communities were scattered through the whole territory,
+and the rich Cistercian monasteries of Oliva and Peplin had been
+zealous colonizers. But in the fifteenth century the tyrannical
+severity of the Teutonic order had driven the German cities and
+landowners of West Prussia to an alliance with Poland.
+
+The Reformation of the sixteenth century won the submission not only
+of the German colonists but of three-quarters of the nobility in the
+great republic of Poland; and toward 1590 about seventy out of a
+hundred parishes in the Slavic district of Pomerelia were Protestant.
+It seemed for a short time as if a new commonwealth and a new culture
+were about to develop in the Slavic East--a great Polish State with
+German elements in the cities. But the introduction of the Jesuits
+brought an unsalutary change. The Polish nobility returned to the
+Catholic Church: in the Jesuit schools their sons were trained to
+proselytizing fanaticism, and from that time on the Polish State
+declined, conditions becoming worse and worse.
+
+The attitude of the Germans in West Prussia was not uniform toward the
+proselytizing Jesuits and Slavic tyranny. A large proportion of the
+immigrant German nobles became Catholic and Polish; the townsmen and
+peasants remained for the most part obstinately Protestant. So there
+was added to the conflict in language conflict in religious creed, and
+to race hatred a religious frenzy. In this century of enlightenment
+the persecution of Germans in these districts became fanatical. One
+church after another was torn down, the wooden ones set on fire, and
+after the church was burned the village had lost its right to a
+parish: German preachers and school teachers were driven out and
+disgracefully maltreated. "_Vexa Lutheranum dabit thalerum_" ("harry a
+Lutheran and he will give up a thaler") was the usual motto of the
+Poles against the Germans. One of the greatest landowners in the
+country, a certain Unruh of the Birnbaum family, the starost of
+Gnesen, was sentenced to die, after having his tongue pulled out and
+his hands chopped off, because he had copied from German books into a
+notebook sarcastic remarks about the Jesuits. There was no more
+justice, no more safety. The national party of the Polish nobility, in
+alliance with fanatic priests, persecuted most passionately those whom
+they hated as Germans and Protestants. All sorts of plunder-loving
+rabble collected on the side of the "patriots" or "confederates." They
+collected into bands, overran the country in search of plunder, and
+fell upon the smaller towns and German villages, not only from
+religious zeal, but still more from the greed of booty. The Polish
+nobleman Roskowsky wore boots of different colors, a red one to
+indicate fire, and a black one for death. Thus he rode, levying
+blackmail, from one place to another, and in Jastrow he had the hands,
+the feet, and finally the head of the Protestant preacher Willich cut
+off and thrown into a swamp. This happened in 1768.
+
+Such was the condition of the country just before the Prussian
+occupation. It was a state of things that might perhaps be found now
+in Bosnia, but would be unheard of in the most wretched corner of
+Christian Europe.
+
+While still only a boy of twelve in the palace in Berlin, Frederick
+the Great had been reminded by his father's anger and sorrow that the
+kings of Prussia had a duty as protectors toward the German colonies
+on the Vistula. For in 1724 a loud call from that quarter for help had
+rung through Germany, and the bloody tragedy at Thorn became an
+important subject of public interest and of diplomacy. During a
+procession which the Jesuits were conducting through the city, some
+Polish nobles of the Jesuit college had insulted some citizens and
+schoolboys, and the angered populace had broken into the Jesuit school
+and college and inflicted damage. This petty street-riot had been
+brought up in the Polish parliament, sitting as a trial court, and the
+parliament, after a passionate speech by the leader of the Jesuits,
+had condemned to death the two burgomasters of the city and sixteen
+citizens; whereupon the Jesuit party hastened to put to death the head
+burgomaster, Rössner, and nine citizens, in some cases with barbarous
+cruelty. The church of St. Mary was taken from the Protestants, the
+clergymen driven out, and the school closed. King Frederick William
+had tried in vain at the time to help the unfortunate city. He had
+prevailed upon all the neighboring powers to send stern notes, and had
+felt himself bitterly grieved and humiliated when all his
+representations were disregarded; now after fifty years his son came
+to put an end to this barbarous disorder, and to unite again with
+Prussia this land which before the Polish sovereignty had belonged to
+the Teutonic order.
+
+[Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT ON A PLEASURE TRIP
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Danzig, to be sure, indispensable to the Poles, maintained itself
+through these decades of disorder in aristocratic seclusion. It
+remained a free city under Slavic protection, for a long time
+suspicious of the great King and not well disposed toward him. Thorn
+also had to wait twenty years longer in oppression, separated from the
+other German colonies, as a Polish border city. But the energetic
+assistance of the King saved the country and most of the German towns
+from destruction. The Prussian officials who were sent into the
+country were astonished at the desolation of the unheard-of situation
+which existed but a few days' journey from their capital. Only certain
+larger towns, in which the German life had been protected by strong
+walls and the old market traffic, and some sheltered country
+districts, inhabited exclusively by Germans (such as the lowlands near
+Danzig, the villages under the mild rule of the Cistercians of Oliva,
+and the prosperous German places of the Catholic Ermeland), were left
+in tolerable condition. Other towns lay in ruins, as did most of the
+farmsteads of the open country. The Prussians found Bromberg, a German
+colonial city, in ruins; and it is even yet impossible to determine
+exactly how the city came into that condition. In fact, the
+vicissitudes which the whole Netze district had undergone in the last
+nine years before the Prussian occupation are completely unknown. No
+historian, no document, no chronicle, gives reports of the destruction
+and the slaughter which must have raged there. Evidently the Polish
+factions fought between themselves, and crop failures and pestilence
+may have done the rest. Kulm had preserved from an earlier time its
+well-built walls and stately churches, but in the streets the
+foundation walls of the cellars stood out of the decaying wood and
+broken tiles of the crumbled buildings. There were whole streets of
+nothing but such cellar rooms in which wretched people lived. Of the
+forty houses of the main market-place twenty-eight had no doors, no
+roofs, no windows, and no owners. Other cities were in a similar
+condition.
+
+The majority of the country people also lived in circumstances which
+seemed pitiable to the King's officers, especially on the borders of
+Pomerania, where the Wendish Cassubians dwelt. Whoever approached a
+village there saw gray huts with ragged thatch on a bare plain without
+a tree, without a garden--only the wild cherry-trees were indigenous.
+The houses were built of poles daubed with clay. The entrance door
+opened into a room with a great fireplace and no chimney; heating
+stoves were unknown. Seldom was a candle lighted, only pineknots
+brightened the darkness of the long winter evenings. The chief article
+of the wretched furniture was a crucifix with a holy water basin
+below. The filthy and uncouth people lived on rye porridge, often on
+herbs which they cooked like cabbage in a soup, on herrings, and on
+brandy, to which women as well as men were addicted. Bread was baked
+only by the richest. Many had never in their lives tasted such a
+delicacy; few villages had an oven. If the people ever kept bees they
+sold the honey to the city dwellers, they also trafficked in carved
+spoons and stolen bark; in exchange for these they got at the fairs
+their coarse blue cloth coats, black fur caps, and bright red
+kerchiefs for the women. Looms were rare and spinning-wheels were
+unknown. The Prussians heard there no popular songs, no dances, no
+music--pleasures which even the most wretched Pole does not give up;
+stupid and clumsy, the people drank their wretched brandy, fought, and
+fell into the corners. And the country nobility were hardly different
+from the peasants; they drove their own primitive plows and clattered
+about in wooden shoes on the earthen floors of their cottages. It was
+difficult even for the King of Prussia to help these people. Only the
+potato spread quickly; but for a long time the fruit-trees which had
+been planted by order were destroyed by the people, and all other
+attempts at promoting agriculture met with opposition.
+
+Just as poverty-stricken and ruined were the border districts with a
+Polish population. But the Polish peasant in all his poverty and
+disorder at least kept the greater vivacity of his race. Even on the
+estates of the higher nobility, of the starosts, and of the crown, all
+the farm buildings were dilapidated and useless. Any one who wished to
+send a letter must employ a special messenger, for there was no post
+in the country. To be sure, no need was felt of one in the villages,
+for most of the nobility knew no more of reading and writing than the
+peasants. If any one fell ill, he found no help but the secret
+remedies of some old village crone, for there was not an apothecary in
+the whole country. If any one needed a coat he could do no better than
+take needle in hand himself--for many miles there was no tailor,
+unless one of the trade made a trip through the country on the chances
+of finding work. If any one wished to build a house he must provide
+for artisans from the West as best he could. The country people were
+still living in a hopeless struggle with the packs of wolves, and
+there were few villages in which every winter men and animals were not
+decimated. If the smallpox broke out, or any other contagious disease
+came upon the country, the people saw the white image of pestilence
+flying through the air and alighting upon their cottages; they knew
+what such an apparition meant: it was the desolation of their homes,
+the wiping out of whole communities; and with gloomy resignation they
+awaited their fate. There was hardly anything like justice in the
+country. Only the larger cities maintained powerless courts. The
+noblemen and the starosts inflicted their punishments with
+unrestrained caprice. They habitually beat and threw into horrible
+dungeons not only the peasants but the citizens of the country towns
+who were ruled by them or fell into their hands. In the quarrels which
+they had with one another, they fought by bribery in the few courts
+which had jurisdiction over them. In later years that too had almost
+ceased. They sought vengeance with their own resources, by sudden
+onslaughts and bloody sword-play.
+
+It was in reality an abandoned country without discipline, without
+law, without masters. It was a desert; on about 13,000 square miles
+500,000 people lived, less than forty to a square mile. And the
+Prussian King treated his acquisition like an uninhabited prairie. He
+located boundary stones almost at his pleasure, then moved them some
+miles farther again. Up to the present time the tradition remains in
+Ermeland, the district around Heilberg and Braunsberg, with twelve
+towns and a hundred villages, that two Prussian drummers with twelve
+men conquered all Ermeland with four drumsticks. And then the King in
+his magnificent manner began to build up the country. He was attracted
+by precisely these run-down conditions, and West Prussia henceforth
+became, as Silesia had been before, his favorite child, which with
+infinite care, like a dutiful mother, he washed and brushed, provided
+with new clothes, forced into school and good behavior, and never let
+out of his sight. The diplomatic negotiations about the conquest were
+still going on when he sent a troop of his best officials into the
+wilderness. The territory was subdivided into small districts, in the
+shortest possible time the whole land area was appraised and equitably
+taxed, each district provided with a provincial magistrate, with a
+court, and with post-offices and sanitary police. New parishes were
+called into life as if by magic, a company of 187 school teachers was
+brought into the country--the worthy Semler had chosen and drilled
+part of them--and squads of German artisans were got together, from
+the machinist down to the brickmaker. Everywhere was heard the bustle
+of digging, hammering, building. The cities were filled with
+colonists, street after street rose from the ruins, the estates of the
+starosts were changed into crown estates, new villages of colonists
+were laid out, new agricultural enterprises ordered. In the first year
+after the occupation the great canal was dug, which in a course of a
+dozen miles or so unites the Vistula by way of the Netze with the Oder
+and the Elbe. A year after the King issued the order for the canal he
+saw with his own eyes laden Oder barges 120 feet long enter the
+Vistula, bound east. Through the new waterway broad stretches of land
+were drained and immediately filled with German colonists. Incessantly
+the King urged on, praised, and censured. However great the zeal of
+his officials was, it was seldom able to satisfy him. In this way, in
+a few years, the wild Slavic weeds which had sprung up here and there
+even over the German fields were brought under control, and the Polish
+districts, too, got used to the orderliness of the new life; and West
+Prussia showed itself, in the wars after 1806, almost as stoutly
+Prussian as the old provinces.
+
+While the gray-haired King planned and created, year after year passed
+over his thoughtful head. His surroundings became stiller and more
+solitary; the circle of men whom he took into his confidence became
+smaller. He had laid aside his flute, and the new French literature
+appeared to him shallow and tedious. Sometimes it seemed to him as if
+a new life were budding under him in Germany, but he was a stranger to
+it. He worked untiringly for his army and for the prosperity of his
+people; the instruments he used were of less and less importance to
+him, while his feeling for the great duties of his crown became ever
+loftier and more passionate.
+
+But just as his seven years' struggle in war may be called superhuman,
+so now there was in his work something tremendous, which appeared to
+his contemporaries sometimes more than earthly and sometimes inhuman.
+It was great, but it was also terrible, that for him the prosperity of
+the whole was at any moment the highest thing, and the comfort of the
+individual so utterly nothing. When he drove out of the service with
+bitter censure, in the presence of his men, a colonel whose regiment
+had made a vexatious mistake on review; when in the swamp land of the
+Netze he counted more the strokes of the 10,000 spades than the
+sufferings of the workmen who lay ill with malarial fever in the
+hospitals he had erected for them; when he anticipated with his
+restless demands the most rapid execution, there was, though united
+with the deepest respect and devotion, a feeling of awe among his
+people, as before one whose being is moved by some unearthly power. He
+appeared to the Prussians as the fate of the State, unaccountable,
+inexorable, omniscient, comprehending the greatest as well as the
+smallest. And when they told each other that he had also tried to
+overcome Nature, and that yet his orange trees had perished in the
+last frosts of spring, then they quietly rejoiced that there was a
+limit for their King after all, but still more that he had submitted
+to it with such good-humor and had taken off his hat to the cold days
+of May.
+
+With touching sympathy the people collected all the incidents of the
+King's life which showed human feeling, and thus gave an intimate
+picture of him. Lonesome as his house and garden were, the imagination
+of his Prussians hovered incessantly around the consecrated place. If
+any one on a warm moonlight night succeeded in getting into the
+vicinity of the palace, he found the doors open, perhaps without a
+guard, and he could see the great King sleeping in his room on a camp
+bed. The fragrance of the flowers, the song of the night birds, the
+quiet moonlight, were the only guards, almost the only courtiers of
+the lonely man. Fourteen times the oranges bloomed at Sans Souci after
+the acquisition of West Prussia--then Nature asserted her rights over
+the great King. He died alone, with but his servants about him.
+
+He had set out in his prime with an ambitious spirit and had wrested
+from fate all the great and magnificent prizes of life. A prince of
+poets and philosophers, a historian and general, no triumph which he
+had won had satisfied him. All earthly glory had become to him
+fortuitous, uncertain and worthless, and he had kept only his iron
+sense of duty incessantly active. His soul had grown up and out of the
+dangerous habit of alternating between warm enthusiasm and sober
+keenness of perception. Once he had idealized with poetic caprice some
+individuals, and despised the masses that surrounded him. But in the
+struggles of his life he lost all selfishness, he lost almost
+everything which was personally dear to him; and at last came to set
+little value upon the individual, while the need of living for the
+whole grew stronger and stronger in him. With the most refined
+selfishness he had desired the greatest things for himself, and
+unselfishly at last he gave himself for the common good and the
+happiness of the humble people. He had entered upon life as an
+idealist, and even the most terrible experiences had not destroyed
+these ideals but ennobled and purified them. He had sacrificed many
+men for his State, but no one so completely as himself.
+
+Such a phenomenon appeared unusual and great to his contemporaries; it
+seems still greater to us who can trace even today in the character of
+our people, in our political life, and in our art and literature, the
+influence of his activities.
+
+ * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF THEODOR FONTANE
+
+By WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+Theodor Fontane was by both his parents a descendant of French
+Huguenots. His grandfather Fontane, while teaching the princes of
+Prussia the art of drawing, won the friendship of Queen Luise, who
+later appointed him her private secretary. Our poet's father, Louis
+Fontane, served his apprenticeship as an apothecary in Berlin. In 1818
+the stately Gascon married Emilie Labry, whose ancestors had come from
+the Cevennes, not far from the region whence the Fontanes had
+emigrated to Germany. The young couple moved to Neu-Ruppin, where they
+bought an apothecary's shop. Here Theodor was born on the thirtieth of
+December, 1819.
+
+Louis Fontane was irresponsible and fantastic, full of _bonhomie_, and
+an engaging story teller. He possessed a "stupendous" fund of
+anecdotes of Napoleon and his marshals, and told them with such charm
+that his son acquired an unusual fondness for anecdotes, which he
+indulges extensively in some of his writings, particularly the
+autobiographical works and books of travel. The problem of making both
+ends meet seems to have occupied the father less than the
+gratification of his "noble passions," chief among which was card
+playing. He gambled away so much money that in eight years he was
+forced to sell his business and move to other parts. He purposely
+continued the search for a new business as long as possible, but
+finally bought an apothecary's shop in Swinemünde.
+
+His young wife was passionate and independent, energetic and
+practical, but unselfish. To her husband's democratic tendency she
+opposed a strong aristocratic leaning. Their ill fortune in Neu-Ruppin
+affected her nerves so seriously that she went to Berlin for treatment
+while the family was moving.
+
+In Swinemünde the father put the children in the public school, but
+when the aristocratic mother arrived from Berlin she took them out,
+and for a time the little ones were taught at home. The unindustrious
+father was prevailed upon to divide with the mother the burden of
+teaching them and undertook the task with a mild protest, employing
+what he humorously designated the "Socratic method." He taught
+geography and history together, chiefly by means of anecdotes, with
+little regard for accuracy or thoroughness. Though his method was far
+from Socratic, it interested young Theodor and left an impression on
+him for life. His mother confined her efforts mainly to the
+cultivation of a good appearance and gentle manners, for, as one might
+perhaps expect of the daughter of a French silk merchant, she valued
+outward graces above inward culture, and she avowedly had little
+respect for the authority of scholars and books.
+
+After a while an arrangement was made whereby Theodor shared for two
+years the private lessons given by a Dr. Lau to the children of a
+neighbor, and "whatever backbone his knowledge possessed" he owed to
+this instruction. A similar arrangement was made with the private
+tutor who succeeded Dr. Lau. He had the children learn the most of
+Schiller's ballads by heart. Fontane always remained grateful for
+this, probably because it was as a writer of ballads that he first won
+recognition. If we look upon the ballad as a poetically heightened
+form of anecdote we discover an element of unity in his early
+education, and that will help us to understand why the technique of
+his novels shows such a marked influence of the ballad.
+
+"How were we children trained?" asks Fontane in _My Childhood Years_.
+"Not at all, and excellently," is his answer, referring to the lack of
+strict parental discipline in the home and to the quiet influence of
+his mother's example.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Berlin Photo Co, New York_
+THEODOR FONTANE HANNS FECHNER]
+
+Among the notable events of the five years Theodor spent in
+Swinemünde, were the liberation of Greece, the war between Russia and
+Turkey, the conquest of Algiers, the revolution in France, the
+separation of Belgium from Holland, and the Polish insurrection.
+Little wonder that the lad watched eagerly for the arrival of the
+newspapers and quickly devoured their contents.
+
+In Swinemünde the family again lived beyond their means. The father's
+extravagance and his passion for gambling showed no signs of
+abatement. The mother was very generous in the giving of presents, for
+she said that what money they had would be spent anyhow and it might
+as well go for some useful purpose. The city being a popular summer
+resort, they had a great many guests from Berlin during the season,
+and in the winter they frequently entertained Swinemünde friends.
+
+Theodor left home at the age of twelve to begin his preparation for
+life. The first year he spent at the gymnasium in Neu-Ruppin. The
+following year (1833) he was sent to an industrial school in Berlin.
+There he lived with his uncle August, whose character and financial
+management remind one of our poet's father. Theodor was irregular in
+his attendance at school and showed more interest in the newspapers
+and magazines than in his studies. At the age of sixteen he became the
+apprentice of a Berlin apothecary with the expectation of eventually
+succeeding his father in business. After serving his apprenticeship he
+was employed as assistant dispenser by apothecaries in Berlin, Burg,
+Leipzig, and Dresden. When he reached the age of thirty he became a
+full-fledged dispenser and was in a position to manage the business of
+his father, but the latter had long ago retired and moved to the
+village of Letschin. The Fontane home was later broken up by the
+mutual agreement of the parents to dissolve their unhappy union. The
+father went first to Eberswalde and then to Schiffmühle, where he died
+in 1867; the mother returned to Neu-Ruppin and died there in 1869.
+
+The beginning of Theodor's first published story appeared in the
+_Berliner Figaro_ a few days before he was twenty years of age. The
+same organ had previously contained some of his lyrics and ballads.
+The budding poet had belonged to a Lenau Club and the fondness he had
+there acquired for Lenau's poetry remained unchanged throughout his
+long life, which is more than can be said of many literary products
+that won his admiration in youth. He also joined a Platen Club, which
+afforded him less literary stimulus, but far more social pleasure.
+During his year in Leipzig he brought himself to the notice of
+literary circles by the publication, in the _Tageblatt_, of a
+satirical poem entitled _Shakespeare's Stocking_. As a result he was
+made a member of the Herwegh Club, where he met, among others, the
+celebrated Max Müller, who remained his life-long friend. After a year
+in Dresden Fontane returned to Leipzig, hoping to be able to support
+himself there by his writings. He made the venture too soon. When he
+ran short of funds he visited his parents for a while and then went to
+Berlin to serve his year in the army (1844). He was granted a furlough
+of two weeks for a trip to London at the expense of a friend. In
+Berlin he joined a Sunday Club, humorously called the "Tunnel over the
+Spree," at the meetings of which original literary productions were
+read and frankly criticised. During the middle of the nineteenth
+century almost all the poetic lights of Berlin were members of the
+"Tunnel." Heyse, Storm, and Dahn were on the roll, and Fontane came
+into touch with them; he and Storm remained friends in spite of the
+fact that Storm once called him "frivolous." Fontane later evened the
+score by classing Storm among the "sacred kiss monopolists." The most
+productive members of the Club during this period (1844-54) were
+Fontane, Scherenberg, Hesekiel, and Heinrich Smidt. Smidt, sometimes
+called the Marryat of Germany, was a prolific spinner of yarns, which
+were interesting, though of a low quality. He employed, however, many
+of the same motives that Fontane later put to better use. Hesekiel was
+a voluminous writer of light fiction. From him Fontane learned to
+discard high-sounding phrases and to cultivate the true-to-life tone
+of spoken speech. Scherenberg, enthusiastically heralded as the
+founder of a new epic style, confined himself largely to poetic
+descriptions of battles.
+
+When Fontane joined the "Tunnel" the particular _genre_ of poetry in
+vogue at the meetings was the ballad, due to Strachwitz's clever
+imitations of Scottish models. Fontane's lyrics were too much like
+Herwegh's to win applause, but his ballads were enthusiastically
+received. One, in celebration of Derfflinger, established his standing
+in the Club, and one in honor of Zieten brought him permanently into
+favor with a wider public; these poems were composed in 1846. Two
+years later he read two books that for a long time determined his
+literary trend--Percy's _Reliques of Ancient English Poetry_ and
+Scott's _Minstrelsy of the Scottish Border_. He began to write ballads
+on English subjects and one of them, _Archibald Douglas_, created a
+great sensation at the "Tunnel" meeting and has ever since maintained
+its place among the best German poems. Its popularity is partly due to
+the fact that it was so appropriately set to music by Carl Löwe. When
+Fontane returned to Berlin in 1852, after a summer's absence in
+England, he felt estranged from the "Tunnel" and ceased attending the
+meetings. Two noblemen members, von Lepel and von Merckel, who had
+become his friends, introduced him to the country nobility of the Mark
+of Brandenburg, which enabled him to make valuable additions to his
+portfolio of studies later drawn upon for his novels, among others,
+_Effi Briest_.
+
+In 1847 Fontane passed the apothecary's examination by a "hair's
+breadth" and soon found employment in Berlin. In the March Revolution
+(1848) he played a comical rôle, but was subsequently elected a
+delegate to the first convention to choose a representative. For a
+year and a quarter he taught two deaconesses pharmacy at an
+institution called "Bethany." When that employment came to an end he
+decided that the hoped-for time had finally arrived to give up the
+dispensing of medicines and earn his living by his pen. Some of his
+new ballads were accepted by the _Morgenblatt_, and a volume of
+verses, dedicated to his fiancée, found a publisher. When news arrived
+of the victory of Denmark over Schleswig-Holstein at Idstedt (1850) he
+set out for Kiel to enlist in the army. In Altona he received a letter
+offering him a position in the press department of the Prussian
+Ministry of the Interior. He accepted immediately and at the same time
+wrote to Emilie Kummer, to whom he had been engaged for five years,
+proposing that they should be married in October. She hastened to
+secure an apartment in Berlin and furnish it, and the wedding was
+celebrated on the sixteenth of October. Fontane thought he had entered
+the harbor of success, but he lost his ministerial position in six
+weeks and was again at sea. He had, however, a companion ready to
+share his trials and triumphs, and their union proved to be very
+happy.
+
+In the summer of 1852 he was sent by the Prussian Ministry to London
+to study English conditions and write reports for the government
+journals, _Preussische Zeitung_ and _Die Zeit_. In 1855 he was again
+sent to England, and this time his journalistic engagement lasted for
+four years. Accounts of his experiences are contained in _A Summer in
+London_ (1854) and _Beyond the Tweed_ (1860). From 1860 to 1870 he was
+on the staff of the _Kreuzzeitung_ and during this time served as a
+war correspondent in the campaigns of 1864, 1866, and 1870-71. While
+accompanying the army in France he was seized with a desire to visit
+the home of Joan of Arc at Domrémy, and was captured, taken for a spy,
+and imprisoned for a time on the island of Oléron in the Atlantic
+Ocean. An interesting account of his experiences is given in _Prisoner
+of War_ (1871). During his years in England he had taken advantage of
+the opportunity to visit Scotland and familiarize himself with its
+picturesque beauties and its wealth of historical and literary
+associations. In the midst of these travels the thought had occurred
+to him that his own Mark of Brandenburg had its beauties, too, and its
+wealth of associations. On returning to Berlin he began his long
+series of journeyings through his native province, making a thorough
+study of both country and people, particularly the Junkers, for which
+his trained powers of observation, combined with warm patriotism and
+true love of historical research, eminently fitted him. His published
+records of these travels, _Rambles through the Mark of Brandenburg_
+(1862-81) and _Five Castles_ (1889), won for him the title of the
+interpreter of the Mark. His right to this distinction was further
+established by the novels in which he later employed the fruits of
+these studies.
+
+Fontane is equally celebrated as an interpreter of Berlin, where he
+lived for over fifty years, being the one prominent German writer to
+identify himself with a great city. His two autobiographical works,
+_From Twenty to Thirty_ and _C.F. Scherenberg_, tell of his early
+experiences in the Prussian capital. From 1870 to 1889 he was dramatic
+critic for the _Vossische Zeitung_, for which he reviewed the
+performances at the Royal Theatre. In one of his last criticisms he
+hailed Hauptmann as a dramatist of promise. In 1876 he was elected
+secretary of the Berlin Academy of Arts, but served only a brief time.
+In 1891 the Emperor made him a present of three thousand marks for his
+services to German literature. In 1894 the University of Berlin
+bestowed upon him the honorary title of doctor of philosophy. He died
+on the twentieth day of September, 1898.
+
+Fontane's lyric poetry in the narrower sense is not of a high order;
+in fact almost none of his writings show the true lyric quality. There
+is also a striking lack of the dramatic element in his works, and he
+seems to have felt this limitation of his genius, for he studiously
+avoided the portrayal of scenes that might prove intensely dramatic.
+As a writer of ballads he excelled and ranks among the foremost of
+Germany. The British subjects he treated were impressed upon him
+during his travels in England and his study of English history. His
+German themes were taken largely from Prussian history, particularly
+the period of Frederick the Great. His permanent place in the history
+of German literature is due, however, not so much to his verse as to
+his prose writings. He is best known as a novelist, and in the field
+of the modern novel he is one of the most conspicuous figures.
+
+German novels of the older school were usually too long for a single
+volume. Fontane's first important work of fiction, _Before the Storm_,
+filled four volumes; but he had so much trouble in finding a publisher
+for it that he began to write one-volume novels, introducing a
+practice which has since become the common tradition. He employed in
+them a typical feature of the technique of the ballad, which leaps
+from one situation to another, leaving gaps to be filled by the fancy
+of the reader. He says himself, in _Before the Storm_: "I have always
+observed that the leaping action of the ballad is one of the chief
+characteristics and beauties of this branch of poetry. All that is
+necessary is that fancy be given the right kind of a stimulus. When
+that end is attained, one may boldly assert, the less told the
+better."
+
+At the beginning of Fontane's career the Berlin novelists were
+disciples of Scott, but the only one to survive was Alexis, who
+adapted Scott's method to the Mark of Brandenburg. Fontane imitated
+him in _Before the Storm_ (1878), which deals with conditions in the
+Mark before the wars of liberation. _Schach von Wuthenow_ (1883), a
+sort of prelude to _Before the Storm_, was far superior as a novel and
+helped to establish Fontane's supremacy among his contemporaries, for
+he had become the leader of the younger generation after the
+publication of two stories of crimes, _Grete Minde_ (1880) and
+_Ellernklipp_ (1881), and the creation of the modern Berlin novel, in
+_L'Adultera_ (1882). _L'Adultera_ unfolds the history of a marriage of
+reason between a young wife and a considerably older husband, a
+situation which Fontane later treated, with important variations and
+ever increasing skill, in _Count Petöfi_ (1884), _Cécile_ (1887), and
+_Effi Briest_ (1895). With his inexhaustible fund of observation to
+draw upon he could make the action of his novels a minor consideration
+and concentrate his rare psychological powers upon realistic
+conversations in which characters reveal themselves and incidentally
+acquaint us intimately with others. We see and hear what the world
+ordinarily sees and hears. A past master in the art of suggestion,
+which he acquired in his ballad period, Fontane omits many scenes that
+others would elaborate with minute detail, such as love scenes and
+passionate crises, and contents himself with bringing vividly before
+us his true-to-life figures in their historical and social
+environments. As a conservative Prussian he believed in the supremacy
+of the law and the punishment of transgression, and his works reflect
+this belief.
+
+_Trials and Tribulations_ (1887) and _Stine_ (1890) were the first
+German novels absolutely to avoid the introduction of exciting scenes
+merely for effect. These histories of mismated couples from different
+social strata are recounted with hearty simplicity, deep understanding
+of life, and frank recognition of human weakness, but without
+condemnation, tears, or pointing a moral. They made Fontane famous.
+_Frau Jenny Treibel_ (1892), an exquisitely humorous picture of the
+Berlin _bourgeoisie_, and _Effi Briest_ "the most profound miracle of
+Fontane's youthful art," added considerably to the fame of the
+gray-haired "modern," while _The Poggenpuhls_ (1896) and _Stechlin_
+(1898) won him further laurels at a time when most writers would long
+ago have been resting on those they had already achieved. If a line
+were drawn to represent graphically his productivity from his sixtieth
+year on, it would take the form of a gradually rising curve.
+
+His career as a novelist began so late in life that when he once
+discovered his particular field he cultivated it with persistent
+diligence and would not allow himself to be drawn away by enthusiasts
+into other fields. Strength of character was not, however, a new
+phenomenon in his life, for as long ago as the days when he was an
+active member of the "Tunnel" he had come in close contact with the
+Kugler coterie in Berlin, where the so-called Munich school
+originated, and yet he did not follow his friends in that eclectic
+movement. So when the naturalistic school of writers began to win
+enthusiastic support, even though he found himself in the main in
+sympathy with their announced creed, he did not join them in practice.
+He felt that what the literature of the Fatherland needed was
+"originality," and he sought to attain it in his own way, apart from
+storm and stress. As his mind matured through accumulated knowledge of
+the world, and his heart mellowed through years of experience and
+observation, he rose to a point of view above sentiment and prejudice,
+where the fogs of passion melt away and the light of kindly wisdom
+shines.
+
+[Illustration: FONTANE MONUMENT AT NEU RUPPIN.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_THEODOR FONTANE_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EFFI BRIEST (1895)
+
+
+TRANSLATED AND ABRIDGED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+In front of the old manor house occupied by the von Briest family
+since the days of Elector George William, the bright sunshine was
+pouring down upon the village road, at the quiet hour of noon. The
+wing of the mansion looking toward the garden and park cast its broad
+shadow over a white and green checkered tile walk and extended out
+over a large round bed, with a sundial in its centre and a border of
+Indian shot and rhubarb. Some twenty paces further, and parallel to
+the wing of the house, there ran a churchyard wall, entirely covered
+with a small-leaved ivy, except at the place where an opening had been
+made for a little white iron gate. Behind this arose the shingled
+tower of Hohen-Cremmen, whose weather vane glistened in the sunshine,
+having only recently been regilded. The front of the house, the wing,
+and the churchyard wall formed, so to speak, a horseshoe, inclosing a
+small ornamental garden, at the open side of which was seen a pond,
+with a small footbridge and a tied-up boat. Close by was a swing, with
+its crossboard hanging from two ropes at either end, and its frame
+posts beginning to lean to one side. Between the pond and the circular
+bed stood a clump of giant plane trees, half hiding the swing.
+
+The terrace in front of the manor house, with its tubbed aloe plants
+and a few garden chairs, was an agreeable place to sit on cloudy days,
+besides affording a variety of things to attract the attention. But,
+on days when the hot sun beat down there, the side of the house toward
+the garden was given a decided preference, especially by the mother
+and the daughter of the house. On this account they were today sitting
+on the tile walk in the shade, with their backs to the open windows,
+which were all overgrown with wild grape-vines, and by the side of a
+little projecting stairway, whose four stone steps led from the
+garden to the ground floor of the wing of the mansion. Both mother and
+daughter were busy at work, making an altar cloth out of separate
+squares, which they were piecing together. Skeins of woolen yarn of
+various colors, and an equal variety of silk thread lay in confusion
+upon a large round table, upon which were still standing the luncheon
+dessert plates and a majolica dish filled with fine large
+gooseberries.
+
+Swiftly and deftly the wool-threaded needles were drawn back and
+forth, and the mother seemed never to let her eyes wander from the
+work. But the daughter, who bore the Christian name of Effi, laid
+aside her needle from time to time and arose from her seat to practice
+a course of healthy home gymnastics, with every variety of bending and
+stretching. It was apparent that she took particular delight in these
+exercises, to which she gave a somewhat comical turn, and whenever she
+stood there thus engaged, slowly raising her arms and bringing the
+palms of her hands together high above her head, her mother would
+occasionally glance up from her needlework, though always but for a
+moment and that, too, furtively, because she did not wish to show how
+fascinating she considered her own child, although in this feeling of
+motherly pride she was fully justified. Effi wore a blue and white
+striped linen dress, a sort of smock-frock, which would have shown no
+waist line at all but for the bronze-colored leather belt which she
+drew up tight. Her neck was bare and a broad sailor collar fell over
+her shoulders and back. In everything she did there was a union of
+haughtiness and gracefulness, and her laughing brown eyes betrayed
+great natural cleverness and abundant enjoyment of life and goodness
+of heart. She was called the "little girl," which she had to suffer
+only because her beautiful slender mother was a full hand's breadth
+taller than she.
+
+Effi had just stood up again to perform her calisthenic exercises when
+her mother, who at the moment chanced to be looking up from her
+embroidery, called to her: "Effi, you really ought to have been an
+equestrienne, I'm thinking. Always on the trapeze, always a daughter
+of the air. I almost believe you would like something of the sort."
+
+"Perhaps, mama. But if it were so, whose fault would it be? From whom
+do I get it? Why, from no one but you. Or do you think, from papa?
+There, it makes you laugh yourself. And then, why do you always dress
+me in this rig, this boy's smock? Sometimes I fancy I shall be put
+back in short clothes yet. Once I have them on again I shall courtesy
+like a girl in her early teens, and when our friends in Rathenow come
+over I shall sit in Colonel Goetze's lap and ride a trot horse. Why
+not? He is three-fourths an uncle and only one-fourth a suitor. You
+are to blame. Why don't I have any party clothes? Why don't you make a
+lady of me?"
+
+"Should you like me to?"
+
+"No." With that she ran to her mother, embraced her effusively and
+kissed her.
+
+"Not so savagely, Effi, not so passionately. I am always disturbed
+when I see you thus."
+
+At this point three young girls stepped into the garden through the
+little iron gate in the churchyard wall and started along the gravel
+walk toward the round bed and the sundial. They all waved their
+umbrellas at Effi and then ran up to Mrs. von Briest and kissed her
+hand. She hurriedly asked a few questions and then invited the girls
+to stay and visit with them, or at least with Effi, for half an hour.
+"Besides, I have something else that I must do and young folks like
+best to be left to themselves. Fare ye well." With these words she
+went up the stone steps into the house.
+
+Two of the young girls, plump little creatures, whose freckles and
+good nature well matched their curly red hair, were daughters of
+Precentor Jahnke, who swore by the Hanseatic League, Scandinavia, and
+Fritz Reuter, and following the example of his favorite writer and
+fellow countryman, had named his twin daughters Bertha and Hertha, in
+imitation of Mining and Lining. The third young lady was Hulda
+Niemeyer, Pastor Niemeyer's only child. She was more ladylike than the
+other two, but, on the other hand, tedious and conceited, a lymphatic
+blonde, with slightly protruding dim eyes, which, nevertheless, seemed
+always to be seeking something, for which reason the Hussar Klitzing
+once said: "Doesn't she look as though she were every moment
+expecting the angel Gabriel?" Effi felt that the rather captious
+Klitzing was only too right in his criticism, yet she avoided making
+any distinction between the three girl friends. Nothing could have
+been farther from her mind at this moment. Resting her arms on the
+table, she exclaimed: "Oh, this tedious embroidery! Thank heaven, you
+are here."
+
+"But we have driven your mama away," said Hulda.
+
+"Oh no. She would have gone anyhow. She is expecting a visitor, an old
+friend of her girlhood days. I must tell you a story about him later,
+a love story with a real hero and a real heroine, and ending with
+resignation. It will make you open your eyes wide with amazement.
+Moreover, I saw mama's old friend over in Schwantikow. He is a
+district councillor, a fine figure, and very manly."
+
+"Manly? That's a most important consideration," said Hertha.
+
+"Certainly, it's the chief consideration. 'Women womanly, men manly,'
+is, you know, one of papa's favorite maxims. And now help me put the
+table in order, or there will be another scolding."
+
+It took but a moment to put the things in the basket and, when the
+girls sat down again, Hulda said: "Now, Effi, now we are ready, now
+for the love story with resignation. Or isn't it so bad?"
+
+"A story with resignation is never bad. But I can't begin till Hertha
+has taken some gooseberries; she keeps her eyes glued on them. Please
+take as many as you like, we can pick some more afterward. But be sure
+to throw the hulls far enough away, or, better still, lay them here on
+this newspaper supplement, then we can wrap them up in a bundle and
+dispose of everything at once. Mama can't bear to see hulls lying
+about everywhere. She always says that some one might slip on them and
+break a leg."
+
+"I don't believe it," said Hertha, applying herself closely to the
+berries.
+
+"Nor I either," replied Effi, confirming the opinion. "Just think of
+it, I fall at least two or three times every day and have never broken
+any bones yet. The right kind of leg doesn't break so easily;
+certainly mine doesn't, neither does yours, Hertha. What do you think,
+Hulda?"
+
+"One ought not to tempt fate. Pride will have a fall."
+
+"Always the governess. You are just a born old maid."
+
+"And yet I still have hopes of finding a husband, perhaps even before
+you do."
+
+"For aught I care. Do you think I shall wait for that? The idea!
+Furthermore one has already been picked out for me and perhaps I shall
+soon have him. Oh, I am not worrying about that. Not long ago little
+Ventivegni from over the way said to me: 'Miss Effi, what will you bet
+we shall not have a charivari and a wedding here this year yet?'"
+
+"And what did you say to that?"
+
+"Quite possible, I said, quite possible; Hulda is the oldest; she may
+be married any day. But he refused to listen to that and said: 'No, I
+mean at the home of another young lady who is just as decided a
+brunette as Miss Hulda is a blonde.' As he said this he looked at me
+quite seriously--But I am wandering and am forgetting the story."
+
+"Yes, you keep dropping it all the while; may be you don't want to
+tell it, after all?"
+
+"Oh, I want to, but I have interrupted the story a good many times,
+chiefly because it is a little bit strange, indeed, almost romantic."
+
+"Why, you said he was a district councillor."
+
+"Certainly, a district councillor, and his name is Geert von
+Innstetten, Baron von Innstetten."
+
+All three laughed.
+
+"Why do you laugh?" said Effi, nettled. "What does this mean?"
+
+"Ah, Effi, we don't mean to offend you, nor the Baron either.
+Innstetten did you say? And Geert? Why, there is nobody by that name
+about here. And then you know the names of noblemen are often a bit
+comical."
+
+"Yes, my dear, they are. But people do not belong to the nobility for
+nothing. They can endure such things, and the farther back their
+nobility goes, I mean in point of time, the better they are able to
+endure them. But you don't know anything about this and you must not
+take offense at me for saying so. We shall continue to be good friends
+just the same. So it is Geert von Innstetten and he is a Baron. He is
+just as old as mama, to the day."
+
+"And how old, pray, is your mama?"
+
+"Thirty-eight."
+
+"A fine age."
+
+"Indeed it is, especially when one still looks as well as mama. I
+consider her truly a beautiful woman, don't you, too? And how
+accomplished she is in everything, always so sure and at the same time
+so ladylike, and never unconventional, like papa. If I were a young
+lieutenant I should fall in love with mama."
+
+"Oh, Effi, how can you ever say such a thing?" said Hulda. "Why, that
+is contrary to the fourth commandment."
+
+"Nonsense. How can it be? I think it would please mama if she knew I
+said such a thing."
+
+"That may be," interrupted Hertha. "But are you ever going to tell the
+story?"
+
+"Yes, compose yourself and I'll begin. We were speaking of Baron von
+Innstetten. Before he had reached the age of twenty he was living over
+in Rathenow, but spent much of his time on the seignioral estates of
+this region, and liked best of all to visit in Schwantikow, at my
+grandfather Belling's. Of course, it was not on account of my
+grandfather that he was so often there, and when mama tells about it
+one can easily see on whose account it really was. I think it was
+mutual, too."
+
+"And what came of it?"
+
+"The thing that was bound to come and always does come. He was still
+much too young and when my papa appeared on the scene, who had already
+attained the title of baronial councillor and the proprietorship of
+Hohen-Cremmen, there was no need of further time for consideration.
+She accepted him and became Mrs. von Briest."
+
+"What did Innstetten do?" said Bertha, "what became of him? He didn't
+commit suicide, otherwise you could not be expecting him today."
+
+"No, he didn't commit suicide, but it was something of that nature."
+
+"Did he make an unsuccessful attempt?"
+
+"No, not that. But he didn't care to remain here in the neighborhood
+any longer, and he must have lost all taste for the soldier's career,
+generally speaking. Besides, it was an era of peace, you know. In
+short, he asked for his discharge and took up the study of the law, as
+papa would say, with a 'true beer zeal.' But when the war of seventy
+broke out he returned to the army, with the Perleberg troops, instead
+of his old regiment, and he now wears the cross. Naturally, for he is
+a smart fellow. Right after the war he returned to his documents, and
+it is said that Bismarck thinks very highly of him, and so does the
+Emperor. Thus it came about that he was made district councillor in
+the district of Kessin."
+
+"What is Kessin? I don't know of any Kessin here."
+
+"No, it is not situated here in our region; it is a long distance away
+from here, in Pomerania, in Farther Pomerania, in fact, which
+signifies nothing, however, for it is a watering place (every place
+about there is a summer resort), and the vacation journey that Baron
+Innstetten is now enjoying is in reality a tour of his cousins, or
+something of the sort. He wishes to visit his old friends and
+relatives here."
+
+"Has he relatives here?"
+
+"Yes and no, depending on how you look at it. There are no
+Innstettens here, there are none anywhere any more, I believe. But he
+has here distant cousins on his mother's side, and he doubtless wished
+above all to see Schwantikow once more and the Belling house, to which
+he was attached by so many memories. So he was over there the day
+before yesterday and today he plans to be here in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"And what does your father say about it?"
+
+"Nothing at all. It is not his way. Besides, he knows mama, you see.
+He only teases her."
+
+At this moment the clock struck twelve and before it had ceased
+striking, Wilke, the old factotum of the Briest family, came on the
+scene to give a message to Miss Effi: "Your Ladyship's mother sends
+the request that your Ladyship make her toilet in good season; the
+Baron will presumably drive up immediately after one o'clock." While
+Wilke was still delivering this message he began to put the ladies'
+work-table in order and reached first for the sheet of newspaper, on
+which the gooseberry hulls lay.
+
+"No, Wilke, don't bother with that. It is our affair to dispose of the
+hulls--Hertha, you must now wrap up the bundle and put a stone in it,
+so that it will sink better. Then we will march out in a long funeral
+procession and bury the bundle at sea."
+
+Wilke smiled with satisfaction. "Oh, Miss Effi, she's a trump," was
+about what he was thinking. But Effi laid the paper bundle in the
+centre of the quickly gathered up tablecloth and said: "Now let all
+four of us take hold, each by a corner, and sing something sorrowful."
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is easy enough to say, but what, pray, shall we
+sing?"
+
+"Just anything. It is quite immaterial, only it must have a rime in
+'oo;' 'oo' is always a sad vowel. Let us sing, say:
+
+
+ 'Flood, flood,
+ Make it all good.'"
+
+
+While Effi was solemnly intoning this litany, all four marched out
+upon the landing pier, stepped into the boat tied there, and from the
+further end of it slowly lowered into the pond the pebble-weighted
+paper bundle.
+
+"Hertha, now your guilt is sunk out of sight," said Effi, "in which
+connection it occurs to me, by the way, that in former times poor
+unfortunate women are said to have been thrown overboard thus from a
+boat, of course for unfaithfulness."
+
+"But not here, certainly."
+
+"No, not here," laughed Effi, "such things do not take place here. But
+they do in Constantinople and it just occurs to me that you must know
+about it, for you were present in the geography class when the teacher
+told about it."
+
+"Yes," said Hulda, "he was always telling us about such things. But
+one naturally forgets them in the course of time."
+
+"Not I, I remember things like that."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+The conversation ran on thus for some time, the girls recalling with
+mingled disgust and delight the school lessons they had had in common,
+and a great many of the teacher's uncalled-for remarks. Suddenly
+Hulda said: "But you must make haste, Effi; why, you look--why, what
+shall I say--why, you look as though you had just come from a cherry
+picking, all rumpled and crumpled. Linen always gets so badly creased,
+and that large white turned down collar--oh, yes, I have it now; you
+look like a cabin boy."
+
+"Midshipman, if you please. I must derive some advantage from my
+nobility. But midshipman or cabin boy, only recently papa again
+promised me a mast, here close by the swing, with yards and a rope
+ladder. Most assuredly I should like one and I should not allow
+anybody to interfere with my fastening the pennant at the top. And
+you, Hulda, would climb up then on the other side and high in the air
+we would shout: 'Hurrah!' and give each other a kiss. By Jingo, that
+would be a sweet one."
+
+"'By Jingo.' Now just listen to that. You really talk like a
+midshipman. However, I shall take care not to climb up after you, I am
+not such a dare-devil. Jahnke is quite right when he says, as he
+always does, that you have too much Billing in you, from your mother.
+I am only a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Ah, go along. Still waters run deep--But come, let us swing, two on a
+side; I don't believe it will break. Or if you don't care to, for you
+are drawing long faces again, then we will play hide-and-seek. I still
+have a quarter of an hour. I don't want to go in, yet, and anyhow it
+is merely to say: 'How do you do?' to a district councillor, and a
+district councillor from Further Pomerania to boot. He is elderly,
+too. Why he might almost be my father; and if he actually lives in a
+seaport, for, you know, that is what Kessin is said to be, I really
+ought to make the best impression upon him in this sailor costume, and
+he ought almost to consider it a delicate attention. When princes
+receive anybody, I know from what papa has told me, they always put on
+the uniform of the country of their guest. So don't worry--Quick,
+quick, I am going to hide and here by the bench is the base."
+
+Hulda was about to fix a few boundaries, but Effi had already run up
+the first gravel walk, turning to the left, then to the right, and
+suddenly vanishing from sight. "Effi, that does not count; where are
+you? We are not playing run away; we are playing hide-and-seek." With
+these and similar reproaches the girls ran to search for her, far
+beyond the circular bed and the two plane trees standing by the side
+of the path. She first let them get much farther than she was from the
+base and then, rushing suddenly from her hiding place, reached the
+bench, without any special exertion, before there was time to say:
+"one, two, three."
+
+"Where were you?"
+
+"Behind the rhubarb plants; they have such large leaves, larger even
+than a fig leaf."
+
+"Shame on you."
+
+"No, shame on you, because you didn't catch me. Hulda, with her big
+eyes, again failed to see anything. She is always slow." Hereupon Effi
+again flew away across the circle toward the pond, probably because
+she planned to hide at first behind a dense-growing hazelnut hedge
+over there, and then from that point to take a long roundabout way
+past the churchyard and the front house and thence back to the wing
+and the base. Everything was well calculated, but before she was half
+way round the pond she heard some one at the house calling her name
+and, as she turned around, saw her mother waving a handkerchief from
+the stone steps. In a moment Effi was standing by her.
+
+"Now you see that I knew what I was talking about. You still have that
+smock-frock on and the caller has arrived. You are never on time."
+
+"I shall be on time, easily, but the caller has not kept his
+appointment. It is not yet one o'clock, not by a good deal," she said,
+and turning to the twins, who had been lagging behind, called to them:
+"Just go on playing; I shall be back right away."
+
+The next moment Effi and her mama entered the spacious drawing-room,
+which occupied almost the whole ground floor of the side wing.
+
+"Mama, you daren't scold me. It is really only half past. Why does he
+come so early? Cavaliers never arrive too late, much less too early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was evidently embarrassed. But Effi cuddled up to her
+fondly and said: "Forgive me, I will hurry now. You know I can be
+quick, too, and in five minutes Cinderella will be transformed into a
+princess. Meanwhile he can wait or chat with papa."
+
+Bowing to her mother, she was about to trip lightly up the little iron
+stairway leading from the drawing-room to the story above. But Mrs.
+von Briest, who could be unconventional on occasion, if she took a
+notion to, suddenly held Effi back, cast a glance at the charming
+young creature, still all in a heat from the excitement of the game, a
+perfect picture of youthful freshness, and said in an almost
+confidential tone: "After all, the best thing for you to do is to
+remain as you are. Yes, don't change. You look very well indeed. And
+even if you didn't, you look so unprepared, you show absolutely no
+signs of being dressed for the occasion, and that is the most
+important consideration at this moment. For I must tell you, my sweet
+Effi--" and she clasped her daughter's hands--"for I must tell you--"
+
+"Why, mama, what in the world is the matter with you? You frighten me
+terribly."
+
+"I must tell you, Effi, that Baron Innstetten has just asked me for
+your hand."
+
+"Asked for my hand? In earnest?"
+
+"That is not a matter to make a jest of. You saw him the day before
+yesterday and I think you liked him. To be sure, he is older than you,
+which, all things considered, is a fortunate circumstance. Besides, he
+is a man of character, position, and good breeding, and if you do not
+say 'no,' which I could hardly expect of my shrewd Effi, you will be
+standing at the age of twenty where others stand at forty. You will
+surpass your mama by far."
+
+Effi remained silent, seeking a suitable answer. Before she could find
+one she heard her father's voice in the adjoining room. The next
+moment Councillor von Briest, a well preserved man in the fifties, and
+of pronounced _bonhomie_, entered the drawing-room, and with him Baron
+Innstetten, a man of slender figure, dark complexion, and military
+bearing.
+
+When Effi caught sight of him she fell into a nervous tremble, but
+only for an instant, as almost at the very moment when he was
+approaching her with a friendly bow there appeared at one of the wide
+open vine-covered windows the sandy heads of the Jahnke twins, and
+Hertha, the more hoidenish, called into the room: "Come, Effi." Then
+she ducked from sight and the two sprang from the back of the bench,
+upon which they had been standing, down into the garden and nothing
+more was heard from them except their giggling and laughing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+Later in the day Baron Innstetten was betrothed to Effi von Briest. At
+the dinner which followed, her jovial father found it no easy matter
+to adjust himself to the solemn rôle that had fallen to him. He
+proposed a toast to the health of the young couple, which was not
+without its touching effect upon Mrs. von Briest, for she obviously
+recalled the experiences of scarcely eighteen years ago. However, the
+feeling did not last long. What it had been impossible for her to be,
+her daughter now was, in her stead. All things considered, it was just
+as well, perhaps even better. For one could live with von Briest, in
+spite of the fact that he was a bit prosaic and now and then showed a
+slight streak of frivolity. Toward the end of the meal--the ice was
+being served--the elderly baronial councillor once more arose to his
+feet to propose in a second speech that from now on they should all
+address each other by the familiar pronoun "Du." Thereupon he embraced
+Innstetten and gave him a kiss on the left cheek. But this was not the
+end of the matter for him. On the contrary, he went on to recommend,
+in addition to the "Du," a set of more intimate names and titles for
+use in the home, seeking to establish a sort of basis for hearty
+intercourse, at the same time preserving certain well-earned, and
+hence justified, distinctions. For his wife he suggested, as the best
+solution of the problem, the continuation of "Mama," for there are
+young mamas, as well as old; whereas for himself, he was willing to
+forego the honorable title of "Papa," and could not help feeling a
+decided preference for the simple name of Briest, if for no other
+reason, because it was so beautifully short. "And then as for the
+children," he said--at which word he had to give himself a jerk as he
+exchanged gazes with Innstetten, who was only about a dozen years his
+junior--"well, let Effi just remain Effi, and Geert, Geert. Geert, if
+I am not mistaken, signifies a tall and slender trunk, and so Effi may
+be the ivy destined to twine about it." At these words the betrothed
+couple looked at each other somewhat embarrassed, Effi's face showing
+at the same time an expression of childlike mirth, but Mrs. von Briest
+said: "Say what you like, Briest, and formulate your toasts to suit
+your own taste, but if you will allow me one request, avoid poetic
+imagery; it is beyond your sphere." These silencing words were
+received by von Briest with more assent than dissent. "It is possible
+that you are right, Luise."
+
+Immediately after rising from the table, Effi took leave to pay a
+visit over at the pastor's. On the way she said to herself: "I think
+Hulda will be vexed. I have got ahead of her after all. She always was
+too vain and conceited."
+
+But Effi was not quite right in all that she expected. Hulda behaved
+very well, preserving her composure absolutely and leaving the
+indication of anger and vexation to her mother, the pastor's wife,
+who, indeed, made some very strange remarks. "Yes, yes, that's the
+way it goes. Of course. Since it couldn't be the mother, it has to be
+the daughter. That's nothing new. Old families always hold together,
+and where there is a beginning there will be an increase." The elder
+Niemeyer, painfully embarrassed by these and similar pointed remarks,
+which showed a lack of culture and refinement, lamented once more the
+fact that he had married a mere housekeeper.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+A SUNDAY IN THE GARDEN OF THE TUILERIES ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+After visiting the pastor's family Effi naturally went next to the
+home of the precentor Jahnke. The twins had been watching for her and
+received her in the front yard.
+
+"Well, Effi," said Hertha, as all three walked up and down between the
+two rows of amaranths, "well, Effi, how do you really feel?"
+
+"How do I feel? O, quite well. We already say 'Du' to each other and
+call each other by our first names. His name is Geert, but it just
+occurs to me that I have already told you that."
+
+"Yes, you have. But in spite of myself I feel so uneasy about it. Is
+he really the right man?"
+
+"Certainly he is the right man. You don't know anything about such
+matters, Hertha. Any man is the right one. Of course he must be a
+nobleman, have a position, and be handsome."
+
+"Goodness, Effi, how you do talk! You used to talk quite differently."
+
+"Yes, I used to."
+
+"And are you quite happy already?"
+
+"When one has been two hours betrothed, one is always quite happy. At
+least, that is my idea about it."
+
+"And don't you feel at all--oh, what shall I say?--a bit awkward?"
+
+"Yes, I do feel a bit awkward, but not very. And I fancy I shall get
+over it."
+
+After these visits at the parsonage and the home of the precentor,
+which together had not consumed half an hour, Effi returned to the
+garden veranda, where coffee was about to be served. Father-in-law and
+son-in-law were walking up and down along the gravel path by the plane
+trees. Von Briest was talking about the difficulties of a district
+councillor's position, saying that he had been offered one at various
+times, but had always declined. "The ability to have my own way in all
+matters has always been the thing that was most to my liking, at least
+more--I beg your pardon, Innstetten--than always having to look up to
+some one else. For in the latter case one is always obliged to bear in
+mind and pay heed to exalted and most exalted superiors. That is no
+life for me. Here I live along in such liberty and rejoice at every
+green leaf and the wild grape-vine that grows over those windows
+yonder."
+
+He spoke further in this vein, indulging in all sorts of
+anti-bureaucratic remarks, and excusing himself from time to time with
+a blunt "I beg your pardon, Innstetten," which he interjected in a
+variety of ways. The Baron mechanically nodded assent, but in reality
+paid little attention to what was said. He turned his gaze again and
+again, as though spellbound, to the wild grape-vine twining about the
+window, of which Briest had just spoken, and as his thoughts were thus
+engaged, it seemed to him as though he saw again the girls' sandy
+heads among the vines and heard the saucy call, "Come, Effi."
+
+He did not believe in omens and the like; on the contrary, he was far
+from entertaining superstitious ideas. Nevertheless he could not rid
+his mind of the two words, and while Briest's peroration rambled on
+and on he had the constant feeling that the little incident was
+something more than mere chance.
+
+Innstetten, who had taken only a short vacation, departed the
+following morning, after promising to write every day. "Yes, you must
+do that," Effi had said, and these words came from her heart. She had
+for years known nothing more delightful than, for example, to receive
+a large number of birthday letters. Everybody had to write her a
+letter for that day. Such expressions as "Gertrude and Clara join me
+in sending you heartiest congratulations," were tabooed. Gertrude and
+Clara, if they wished to be considered friends, had to see to it that
+they sent individual letters with separate postage stamps, and, if
+possible, foreign ones, from Switzerland or Carlsbad, for her birthday
+came in the traveling season.
+
+Innstetten actually wrote every day, as he had promised. The thing
+that made the receipt of his letters particularly pleasurable was the
+circumstance that he expected in return only one very short letter
+every week. This he received regularly and it was always full of
+charming trifles, which never failed to delight him. Mrs. von Briest
+undertook to carry on the correspondence with her future son-in-law
+whenever there was any serious matter to be discussed, as, for
+example, the settling of the details of the wedding, and questions of
+the dowry and the furnishing of the new home. Innstetten was now
+nearly three years in office, and his house in Kessin, while not
+splendidly furnished, was nevertheless very well suited to his
+station, and it seemed advisable to gain from correspondence with him
+some idea of what he already had, in order not to buy anything
+superfluous. When Mrs. von Briest was finally well enough informed
+concerning all these details it was decided that the mother and
+daughter should go to Berlin, in order, as Briest expressed himself,
+to buy up the trousseau for Princess Effi.
+
+Effi looked forward to the sojourn in Berlin with great pleasure, the
+more so because her father had consented that they should take
+lodgings in the Hotel du Nord. "Whatever it costs can be deducted from
+the dowry, you know, for Innstetten already has everything." Mrs. von
+Briest forbade such "mesquineries" in the future, once for all, but
+Effi, on the other hand, joyously assented to her father's plan,
+without so much as stopping to think whether he had meant it as a jest
+or in earnest, for her thoughts were occupied far, far more with the
+impression she and her mother should make by their appearance at the
+table d'hôte, than with Spinn and Mencke, Goschenhofer, and other such
+firms, whose names had been provisionally entered in her memorandum
+book. And her demeanor was entirely in keeping with these frivolous
+fancies, when the great Berlin week had actually come.
+
+Cousin von Briest of the Alexander regiment, an uncommonly jolly young
+lieutenant, who took the _Fliegende Blatter_ and kept a record of the
+best jokes, placed himself at the disposal of the ladies for every
+hour he should be off duty, and so they would sit with him at the
+corner window of Kranzler's, or perhaps in the Café Bauer, when
+permissible, or would drive out in the afternoon to the Zoological
+Garden, to see the giraffes, of which Cousin von Briest, whose name,
+by the way, was Dagobert, was fond of saying: "They look like old
+maids of noble birth." Every day passed according to program, and on
+the third or fourth day they went, as directed, to the National
+Gallery, because Dagobert wished to show his cousin the "Isle of the
+Blessed." "To be sure, Cousin Effi is on the point of marrying, and
+yet it may perhaps be well to have made the acquaintance of the 'Isle
+of the Blessed' beforehand." His aunt gave him a slap with her fan,
+but accompanied the blow with such a gracious look that he saw no
+occasion to change the tone.
+
+These were heavenly days for all three, no less for Cousin Dagobert
+than for the ladies, for he was a past master in the art of escorting
+and always knew how quickly to compromise little differences. Of the
+differences of opinion to be expected between mother and daughter
+there was never any lack during the whole time, but fortunately they
+never came out in connection with the purchases to be made. Whether
+they bought a half dozen or three dozen of a particular thing, Effi
+was uniformly satisfied, and when they talked, on the way home, about
+the prices of the articles bought, she regularly confounded the
+figures. Mrs. von Briest, ordinarily so critical, even toward her own
+beloved child, not only took this apparent lack of interest lightly,
+she even recognized in it an advantage. "All these things," said she
+to herself, "do not mean much to Effi. Effi is unpretentious; she
+lives in her own ideas and dreams, and when one of the Hohenzollern
+princesses drives by and bows a friendly greeting from her carriage
+that means more to Effi than a whole chest full of linen."
+
+That was all correct enough, and yet only half the truth. Effi cared
+but little for the possession of more or less commonplace things, but
+when she walked up and down Unter den Linden with her mother, and,
+after inspecting the most beautiful show-windows, went into Demuth's
+to buy a number of things for the honeymoon tour of Italy, her true,
+character showed itself. Only the most elegant articles found favor in
+her sight, and, if she could not have the best, she forewent the
+second-best, because this second meant nothing to her. Beyond
+question, she was able to forego,--in that her mother was right,--and
+in this ability to forego there was a certain amount of
+unpretentiousness. But when, by way of exception, it became a question
+of really possessing a thing, it always had to be something out of the
+ordinary. In this regard she was pretentious.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+Cousin Dagobert was at the station when the ladies took the train for
+Hohen-Cremmen. The Berlin sojourn had been a succession of happy days,
+chiefly because there had been no suffering from disagreeable and, one
+might almost say, inferior relatives. Immediately after their arrival
+Effi had said: "This time we must remain incognito, so far as Aunt
+Therese is concerned. It will not do for her to come to see us here in
+the hotel. Either Hotel du Nord or Aunt Therese; the two would not go
+together at all." The mother had finally agreed to this, had, in fact,
+sealed the agreement with a kiss on her daughter's forehead.
+
+With Cousin Dagobert, of course, it was an entirely different matter.
+Not only did he have the social grace of the Guards, but also, what is
+more, the peculiarly good humor now almost a tradition with the
+officers of the Alexander regiment, and this enabled him from the
+outset to draw out both the mother and the daughter and keep them in
+good spirits to the end of their stay. "Dagobert," said Effi at the
+moment of parting, "remember that you are to come to my nuptial-eve
+celebration; that you are to bring a cortège goes without saying. But
+don't you bring any porter or mousetrap seller. For after the
+theatrical performances there will be a ball, and you must take into
+consideration that my first grand ball will probably be also my last.
+Fewer than six companions--superb dancers, that goes without
+saying--will not be approved. And you can return by the early morning
+train." Her cousin promised everything she asked and so they bade each
+other farewell.
+
+Toward noon the two women arrived at their Havelland station in the
+middle of the marsh and after a drive of half an hour were at
+Hohen-Cremmen. Von Briest was very happy to have his wife and daughter
+at home again, and asked questions upon questions, but in most cases
+did not wait for the answers. Instead of that he launched out into a
+long account of what he had experienced in the meantime. "A while ago
+you were telling me about the National Gallery and the 'Isle of the
+Blessed.' Well, while you were away, there was something going on
+here, too. It was our overseer Pink and the gardener's wife. Of
+course, I had to dismiss Pink, but it went against the grain to do it.
+It is very unfortunate that such affairs almost always occur in the
+harvest season. And Pink was otherwise an uncommonly efficient man,
+though here, I regret to say, in the wrong place. But enough of that;
+Wilke is showing signs of restlessness too."
+
+At dinner von Briest listened better. The friendly intercourse with
+Cousin Dagobert, of whom he heard a good deal, met with his approval,
+less so the conduct toward Aunt Therese. But one could see plainly
+that, at the same time that he was declaring his disapproval, he was
+rejoicing; for a little mischievous trick just suited his taste, and
+Aunt Therese was unquestionably a ridiculous figure. He raised his
+glass and invited his wife and daughter to join him in a toast. After
+dinner, when some of the handsomest purchases were unpacked and laid
+before him for his judgment, he betrayed a great deal of interest,
+which still remained alive, or, at least did not die out entirely,
+even after he had glanced over the bills. "A little bit dear, or let
+us say, rather, very dear; however, it makes no difference. Everything
+has so much style about it, I might almost say, so much inspiration,
+that I feel in my bones, if you give me a trunk like that and a
+traveling rug like this for Christmas, I shall be ready to take our
+wedding journey after a delay of eighteen years, and we, too, shall be
+in Rome for Easter. What do you think, Luise? Shall we make up what we
+are behind? Better late than never."
+
+Mrs. von Briest made a motion with her hand, as if to say:
+"Incorrigible," and then left him to his own humiliation, which,
+however, was not very deep.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The end of August had come, the wedding day (October the 3d) was
+drawing nearer, and in the manor house, as well as at the parsonage
+and the schoolhouse, all hands were incessantly occupied with the
+preparations for the pre-nuptial eve. Jahnke, faithful to his passion
+for Fritz Reuter, had fancied it would be particularly "ingenious" to
+have Bertha and Hertha appear as Lining and Mining, speaking Low
+German, of course, whereas Hulda was to present the elder-tree scene
+of _Käthchen von Heilbronn_, with Lieutenant Engelbrecht of the
+Hussars as Wetter vom Strahl. Niemeyer, who by rights was the father
+of the idea, had felt no hesitation to compose additional lines
+containing a modest application to Innstetten and Effi. He himself was
+satisfied with his effort and at the end of the first rehearsal heard
+only very favorable criticisms of it, with one exception, to be sure,
+viz., that of his patron lord, and old friend, Briest, who, when he
+had heard the admixture of Kleist and Niemeyer, protested vigorously,
+though not on literary grounds. "High Lord, and over and over, High
+Lord--what does that mean? That is misleading and it distorts the
+whole situation. Innstetten is unquestionably a fine specimen of the
+race, a man of character and energy, but, when it comes to that, the
+Briests are not of base parentage either. We are indisputably a
+historic family--let me add: 'Thank God'--and the Innstettens are not.
+The Innstettens are merely old, belong to the oldest nobility, if you
+like; but what does oldest nobility mean? I will not permit that a von
+Briest, or even a figure in the wedding-eve performance, whom
+everybody must recognize as the counterpart of our Effi--I will not
+permit, I say, that a Briest either in person or through a
+representative speak incessantly of 'High Lord.' Certainly not, unless
+Innstetten were at least a disguised Hohenzollern; there are some, you
+know. But he is not one and hence I can only repeat that it distorts
+the whole situation."
+
+For a long time von Briest really held fast to this view with
+remarkable tenacity. But after the second rehearsal, at which Käthchen
+was half in costume, wearing a tight-fitting velvet bodice, he was so
+carried away as to remark: "Käthchen lies there beautifully," which
+turn was pretty much the equivalent of a surrender, or at least
+prepared the way for one. That all these things were kept secret from
+Effi goes without saying. With more curiosity on her part, however, it
+would have been wholly impossible. But she had so little desire to
+find out about the preparations made and the surprises planned that
+she declared to her mother with all emphasis: "I can wait and see,"
+and, when Mrs. von Briest still doubted her, Effi closed the
+conversation with repeated assurances that it was really true and her
+mother might just as well believe it. And why not? It was all just a
+theatrical performance, and prettier and more poetical than
+_Cinderella_, which she had seen on the last evening in Berlin--no, on
+second thought, it couldn't be prettier and more poetical. In this
+play she herself would have been glad to take a part, even if only for
+the purpose of making a chalk mark on the back of the ridiculous
+boarding-school teacher. "And how charming in the last act is
+'Cinderella's awakening as a princess,' or at least as a countess!
+Really, it was just like a fairy tale." She often spoke in this way,
+was for the most part more exuberant than before, and was vexed only
+at the constant whisperings and mysterious conduct of her girl
+friends. "I wish they felt less important and paid more attention to
+me. When the time comes they will only forget their lines and I shall
+have to be in suspense on their account and be ashamed that they are
+my friends."
+
+Thus ran Effi's scoffing remarks and there was no mistaking the fact
+that she was not troubling herself any too much about the pre-nuptial
+exercises and the wedding day. Mrs. von Briest had her own ideas on
+the subject, but did not permit herself to worry about it, as Effi's
+mind was, to a considerable extent, occupied with the future, which
+after all was a good sign. Furthermore Effi, by virtue of her wealth
+of imagination, often launched out into descriptions of her future
+life in Kessin for a quarter of an hour at a time,--descriptions
+which, incidentally, and much to the amusement of her mother, revealed
+a remarkable conception of Further Pomerania, or, perhaps it would be
+more correct to say, they embodied this conception, with clever
+calculation and definite purpose. For Effi delighted to think of
+Kessin as a half-Siberian locality, where the ice and snow never fully
+melted.
+
+"Today Goschenhofer has sent the last thing," said Mrs. von Briest,
+sitting, as was her custom, out in front of the wing of the mansion
+with Effi at the work-table, upon which the supplies of linen and
+underclothing kept increasing, whereas the newspapers, which merely
+took up space, were constantly decreasing. "I hope you have everything
+now, Effi. But if you still cherish little wishes you must speak them
+out, if possible, this very hour. Papa has sold the rape crop at a
+good price and is in an unusually good humor."
+
+"Unusually? He is always in a good humor."
+
+"In an unusually good humor," repeated the mother. "And it must be
+taken advantage of. So speak. Several times during our stay in Berlin
+I had the feeling that you had a very special desire for something or
+other more."
+
+"Well, dear mama, what can I say? As a matter of fact I have
+everything that one needs, I mean that one needs _here_. But as it is
+once for all decided that I am to go so far north--let me say in
+passing that I have no objections; on the contrary I look forward with
+pleasure to it, to the northern lights and the brighter splendor of
+the stars--as this has been definitely decided, I should like to have
+a set of furs."
+
+"Why, Effi, child, that is empty folly. You are not going to St.
+Petersburg or Archangel."
+
+"No, but I am a part of the way."
+
+"Certainly, child, you are a part of the way; but what does that mean?
+If you go from here to Nauen you are, by the same train of reasoning,
+a part of the way to Russia. However, if you want some furs you shall
+have them. But let me tell you beforehand, I advise you not to buy
+them. Furs are proper for elderly people; even your old mother is
+still too young for them, and if you, in your seventeenth year, come
+out in mink or marten the people of Kessin will consider it a
+masquerade."
+
+It was on the second of September that these words were spoken, and
+the conversation would doubtless have been continued, if it had not
+happened to be the anniversary of the battle of Sedan. But because of
+the day they were interrupted by the sound of drum and fife, and Effi,
+who had heard before of the proposed parade, but had meanwhile
+forgotten about it, rushed suddenly away from the work-table, past the
+circular plot and the pond, in the direction of a balcony built on the
+churchyard wall, to which one could climb by six steps not much
+broader than the rungs of a ladder. In an instant she was at the top
+and, surely enough, there came all the school children marching along,
+Jahnke strutting majestically beside the right flank, while a little
+drum major marched at the head of the procession, several paces in
+advance, with an expression on his countenance as though it were
+incumbent upon him to fight the battle of Sedan all over again. Effi
+waved her handkerchief and he promptly returned the greeting by a
+salute with his shining baton.
+
+A week later mother and daughter were again sitting in the same
+place, busy, as before, with their work. It was an exceptionally
+beautiful day; the heliotrope growing in a neat bed around the sundial
+was still in bloom, and the soft breeze that was stirring bore its
+fragrance over to them.
+
+"Oh, how well I feel," said Effi, "so well and so happy! I can't think
+of heaven as more beautiful. And, after all, who knows whether they
+have such wonderful heliotrope in heaven?"
+
+"Why, Effi, you must not talk like that. You get that from your
+father, to whom nothing is sacred. Not long ago he even said:
+'Niemeyer looks like Lot.' Unheard of. And what in the world can he
+mean by it? In the first place he doesn't know how Lot looked, and
+secondly it shows an absolute lack of consideration for Hulda.
+Luckily, Niemeyer has only the one daughter, and for this reason the
+comparison really falls to the ground. In one regard, to be sure, he
+was only too right, viz., in each and every thing that he said about
+'Lot's wife,' our good pastor's better half, who again this year, as
+was to be expected, simply ruined our Sedan celebration by her folly
+and presumption. By the by it just occurs to me that we were
+interrupted in our conversation when Jahnke came by with the school.
+At least I cannot imagine that the furs, of which you were speaking at
+that time, should have been your only wish. So let me know, darling,
+what further things you have set your heart upon."
+
+"None, mama."
+
+"Truly, none?"
+
+"No, none, truly; perfectly in earnest. But, on second thought, if
+there were anything--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"It would be a Japanese bed screen, black, with gold birds on it, all
+with long crane bills. And then perhaps, besides, a hanging lamp for
+our bedroom, with a red shade."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent.
+
+"Now you see, mama, you are silent and look as though I had said
+something especially improper."
+
+"No, Effi, nothing improper. Certainly not in the presence of your
+mother, for I know you so well. You are a fantastic little person,
+you like nothing better than to paint fanciful pictures of the future,
+and the richer their coloring the more beautiful and desirable they
+appear to you. I saw that when we were buying the traveling articles.
+And now you fancy it would be altogether adorable to have a bed screen
+with a variety of fabulous beasts on it, all in the dim light of a red
+hanging lamp. It appeals to you as a fairy tale and you would like to
+be a princess."
+
+Effi took her mother's hand and kissed it. "Yes, mama, that is my
+nature."
+
+"Yes, that is your nature. I know it only too well. But, my dear Effi,
+we must be circumspect in life, and we women especially. Now when you
+go to Kessin, a small place, where hardly a streetlamp is lit at
+night, the people will laugh at such things. And if they would only
+stop with laughing! Those who are ill-disposed toward you--and there
+are always some--will speak of your bad bringing-up, and many will
+doubtless say even worse things."
+
+"Nothing Japanese, then, and no hanging lamp either. But I confess I
+had thought it would be so beautiful and poetical to see everything in
+a dim red light."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was moved. She got up and kissed Effi. "You are a
+child. Beautiful and poetical. Nothing but fancies. The reality is
+different, and often it is well that there should be dark instead of
+light and shimmer."
+
+Effi seemed on the point of answering, but at this moment Wilke came
+and brought some letters. One was from Kessin, from Innstetten. "Ah,
+from Geert," said Effi, and putting the letter in her pocket, she
+continued in a calm tone: "But you surely will allow me to set the
+grand piano across one corner of the room. I care more for that than
+for the open fireplace that Geert has promised me. And then I am going
+to put your portrait on an easel. I can't be entirely without you. Oh,
+how I shall be homesick to see you, perhaps even on the wedding tour,
+and most certainly in Kessin. Why, they say the place has no garrison,
+not even a staff surgeon, and how fortunate it is that it is at least
+a watering place. Cousin von Briest, upon whom I shall rely as my
+chief support, always goes with his mother and sister to Warnemunde.
+Now I really do not see why he should not, for a change, some day
+direct our dear relatives toward Kessin. Besides, 'direct' seems to
+suggest a position on the staff, to which, I believe, he aspires. And
+then, of course, he will come along and live at our house. Moreover
+Kessin, as somebody just recently told me, has a rather large steamer,
+which runs over to Sweden twice a week. And on the ship there is
+dancing (of course they have a band on board), and he dances very
+well."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"Why, Dagobert."
+
+"I thought you meant Innstetten. In any case the time has now come to
+know what he writes. You still have the letter in your pocket, you
+know."
+
+"That's right. I had almost forgotten it." She opened the letter and
+glanced over it.
+
+"Well, Effi, not a word? You are not beaming and not even smiling. And
+yet he always writes such bright and entertaining letters, and not a
+word of fatherly wisdom in them."
+
+"That I should not allow. He has his age and I have my youth. I should
+shake my finger at him and say: 'Geert, consider which is better.'"
+
+"And then he would answer: 'You have what is better.' For he is not
+only a man of most refined manners, he is at the same time just and
+sensible and knows very well what youth means. He is always reminding
+himself of that and adapting himself to youthful ways, and if he
+remains the same after marriage you will lead a model married life."
+
+"Yes, I think so, too, mama. But just imagine--and I am almost ashamed
+to say it--I am not so very much in favor of what is called a model
+married life."
+
+"That is just like you. And now tell me, pray, what are you really in
+favor of?"
+
+"I am--well, I am in favor of like and like and naturally also of
+tenderness and love. And if tenderness and love are out of the
+question, because, as papa says, love is after all only fiddle-faddle,
+which I, however, do not believe, well, then I am in favor of wealth
+and an aristocratic house, a really aristocratic one, to which Prince
+Frederick Charles will come for an elk or grouse hunt, or where the
+old Emperor will call and have a gracious word for every lady, even
+for the younger ones. And then when we are in Berlin I am for court
+balls and gala performances at the Opera, with seats always close by
+the grand central box."
+
+"Do you say that out of pure sauciness and caprice?"
+
+"No, mama, I am fully in earnest. Love comes first, but right after
+love come splendor and honor, and then comes amusement--yes,
+amusement, always something new, always something to make me laugh or
+weep. The thing I cannot endure is _ennui_."
+
+"If that is the case, how in the world have you managed to get along
+with us?"
+
+"Why, mama, I am amazed to hear you say such a thing. To be sure, in
+the winter time, when our dear relatives come driving up to see us and
+stay for six hours, or perhaps even longer, and Aunt Gundel and Aunt
+Olga eye me from head to foot and find me impertinent--and Aunt Gundel
+once told me that I was--well, then occasionally it is not very
+pleasant, that I must admit. But otherwise I have always been happy
+here, so happy--"
+
+As she said the last words she fell, sobbing convulsively, at her
+mother's feet and kissed her hands.
+
+"Get up, Effi. Such emotions as these overcome one, when one is as
+young as you and facing her wedding and the uncertain future. But now
+read me the letter, unless it contains something very special, or
+perhaps secrets."
+
+"Secrets," laughed Effi and sprang to her feet in a suddenly changed
+mood. "Secrets! Yes, yes, he is always coming to the point of telling
+me some, but the most of what he writes might with perfect propriety
+be posted on the bulletin board at the mayor's office, where the
+ordinances of the district council are posted. But then, you know,
+Geert is one of the councillors."
+
+"Read, read."
+
+"Dear Effi: The nearer we come to our wedding day, the more scanty
+your letters grow. When the mail arrives I always look first of all
+for your handwriting, but, as you know, all in vain, as a rule, and
+yet I did not ask to have it otherwise. The workmen are now in the
+house who are to prepare the rooms, few in number, to be sure, for
+your coming. The best part of the work will doubtless not be done till
+we are on our journey. Paper-hanger Madelung, who is to furnish
+everything, is an odd original. I shall tell you about him the next
+time. Now I must tell you first of all how happy I am over you, over
+my sweet little Effi. The very ground beneath my feet here is on fire,
+and yet our good city is growing more and more quiet and lonesome. The
+last summer guest left yesterday. Toward the end he went swimming at
+nine degrees above zero (Centigrade), and the attendants were always
+rejoiced when he came out alive. For they feared a stroke of apoplexy,
+which would give the baths a bad reputation, as though the water were
+worse here than elsewhere. I rejoice when I think that in four weeks I
+shall row with you from the Piazzetta out to the Lido or to Murano,
+where they make glass beads and beautiful jewelry. And the most
+beautiful shall be yours. Many greetings to your parents and the
+tenderest kiss for yourself from your Geert."
+
+Effi folded the letter and put it back into the envelope.
+
+"That is a very pretty letter," said Mrs. von Briest, "and that it
+observes due moderation throughout is a further merit."
+
+"Yes, due moderation it surely does observe."
+
+"My dear Effi, let me ask a question. Do you wish that the letter did
+not observe due moderation? Do you wish that it were more
+affectionate, perhaps gushingly affectionate?"
+
+"No, no, mama. Honestly and truly no, I do not wish that. So it is
+better as it is."
+
+"So it is better as it is. There you go again. You are so queer. And
+by the by, a moment ago you were weeping. Is something troubling you?
+It is not yet too late. Don't you love Geert?"
+
+"Why shouldn't I love him? I love Hulda, and I love Bertha, and I love
+Hertha. And I love old Mr. Niemeyer, too. And that I love you and papa
+I don't even need to mention. I love all who mean well by me and are
+kind to me and humor me. No doubt Geert will humor me, too. To be
+sure, in his own way. You see he is already thinking of giving me
+jewelry in Venice. He hasn't the faintest suspicion that I care
+nothing for jewelry. I care more for climbing and swinging and am
+always happiest when I expect every moment that something will give
+way or break and cause me to tumble. It will not cost me my head the
+first time, you know."
+
+"And perhaps you also love your Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Yes, very much. He always cheers me."
+
+"And would you have liked to marry Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Marry? For heaven's sake no. Why, he is still half a boy. Geert is a
+man, a handsome man, a man with whom I can shine and he will make
+something of himself in the world. What are you thinking of, mama?"
+
+"Well, that is all right, Effi, I am glad to hear it. But there is
+something else troubling you."
+
+"Perhaps."
+
+"Well, speak."
+
+"You see, mama, the fact that he is older than I does no harm. Perhaps
+that is a very good thing. After all he is not old and is well and
+strong and is so soldierly and so keen. And I might almost say I am
+altogether in favor of him, if he only--oh, if he were only a little
+bit different."
+
+"How, pray, Effi."
+
+"Yes, how? Well, you must not laugh at me. It is something that I
+only very recently overheard, over at the parsonage. We were talking
+about Innstetten and all of a sudden old Mr. Niemeyer wrinkled his
+forehead, in wrinkles of respect and admiration, of course, and said:
+'Oh yes, the Baron. He is a man of character, a man of principles."
+
+"And that he is, Effi."
+
+"Certainly. And later, I believe, Niemeyer said he is even a man of
+convictions. Now that, it seems to me, is something more. Alas, and
+I--I have none. You see, mama, there is something about this that
+worries me and makes me uneasy. He is so dear and good to me and so
+considerate, but I am afraid of him."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+The days of festivity at Hohen-Cremmen were past; all the guests had
+departed, likewise the newly married couple, who left the evening of
+the wedding day.
+
+The nuptial-eve performance had pleased everybody, especially the
+players, and Hulda had been the delight of all the young officers, not
+only the Rathenow Hussars, but also their more critically inclined
+comrades of the Alexander regiment. Indeed everything had gone well
+and smoothly, almost better than expected. The only thing to be
+regretted was that Bertha and Hertha had sobbed so violently that
+Jahnke's Low German verses had been virtually lost. But even that had
+made but little difference. A few fine connoisseurs had even expressed
+the opinion that, "to tell the truth, forgetting what to say, sobbing,
+and unintelligibility, together form the standard under which the most
+decided victories are won, particularly in the case of pretty, curly
+red heads." Cousin von Briest had won a signal triumph in his
+self-composed rôle. He had appeared as one of Demuth's clerks, who had
+found out that the young bride was planning to go to Italy immediately
+after the wedding, for which reason he wished to deliver to her a
+traveling trunk. This trunk proved, of course, to be a giant box of
+bonbons from Hövel's. The dancing had continued till three o'clock,
+with the effect that Briest, who had been gradually talking himself
+into the highest pitch of champagne excitement, had made various
+remarks about the torch dance, still in vogue at many courts, and the
+remarkable custom of the garter dance. Since these remarks showed no
+signs of coming to an end, and kept getting worse and worse, they
+finally reached the point where they simply had to be choked off.
+"Pull yourself together, Briest," his wife had whispered to him in a
+rather earnest tone; "you are not here for the purpose of making
+indecent remarks, but of doing the honors of the house. We are having
+at present a wedding and not a hunting party." Whereupon von Briest
+answered: "I see no difference between the two; besides, I am happy."
+
+The wedding itself had also gone well, Niemeyer had conducted the
+service in an exquisite fashion, and on the way home from the church
+one of the old men from Berlin, who half-way belonged to the court
+circle, made a remark to the effect that it was truly wonderful how
+thickly talents are distributed in a state like ours. "I see therein a
+triumph of our schools, and perhaps even more of our philosophy. When
+I consider how this Niemeyer, an old village preacher, who at first
+looked like a hospitaler--why, friend, what do you say? Didn't he
+speak like a court preacher? Such tact, and such skill in antithesis,
+quite the equal of Kögel, and in feeling even better. Kögel is too
+cold. To be sure, a man in his position has to be cold. Generally
+speaking, what is it that makes wrecks of the lives of men? Always
+warmth, and nothing else." It goes without saying that these remarks
+were assented to by the dignitary to whom they were addressed, a
+gentleman as yet unmarried, who doubtless for this very reason was, at
+the time being, involved in his fourth "relation." "Only too true,
+dear friend," said he. "Too much warmth--most excellent--Besides, I
+must tell you a story, later."
+
+The day after the wedding was a clear October day. The morning sun
+shone bright, yet there was a feeling of autumn chilliness in the air,
+and von Briest, who had just taken breakfast in company with his wife,
+arose from his seat and stood, with his hands behind his back, before
+the slowly dying open fire. Mrs. von Briest, with her fancy work in
+her hands, moved likewise closer to the fireplace and said to Wilke,
+who entered just at this point to clear away the breakfast table: "And
+now, Wilke, when you have everything in order in the dining hall--but
+that comes first--then see to it that the cakes are taken over to the
+neighbors, the nutcake to the pastor's and the dish of small cakes to
+the Jahnkes'. And be careful with the goblets. I mean the thin cut
+glasses."
+
+Briest had already lighted his third cigarette, and, looking in the
+best of health, declared that "nothing agrees with one so well as a
+wedding, excepting one's own, of course."
+
+"I don't know why you should make that remark, Briest. It is
+absolutely news to me that you suffered at your wedding. I can't
+imagine why you should have, either."
+
+"Luise, you are a wet blanket, so to speak. But I take nothing amiss,
+not even a thing like that. Moreover, why should we be talking about
+ourselves, we who have never even taken a wedding tour? Your father
+was opposed to it. But Effi is taking a wedding tour now. To be
+envied. Started on the ten o'clock train. By this time they must be
+near Ratisbon, and I presume he is enumerating to her the chief art
+treasures of the Walhalla, without getting off the train--that goes
+without saying. Innstetten is a splendid fellow, but he is pretty much
+of an art crank, and Effi, heaven knows, our poor Effi is a child of
+nature. I am afraid he will annoy her somewhat with his enthusiasm for
+art."
+
+"Every man annoys his wife, and enthusiasm for art is not the worst
+thing by a good deal."
+
+"No, certainly not. At all events we will not quarrel about that; it
+is a wide field. Then, too, people are so different. Now you, you
+know, would have been the right person for that. Generally speaking,
+you would have been better suited to Innstetten than Effi. What a
+pity! But it is too late now."
+
+"Extremely gallant remark, except for the fact that it is not apropos.
+However, in any case, what has been has been. Now he is my son-in-law,
+and it can accomplish nothing to be referring back all the while to
+the affairs of youth."
+
+"I wished merely to rouse you to an animated humor."
+
+"Very kind of you, but it was not necessary. I am in an animated
+humor."
+
+"Likewise a good one?"
+
+"I might almost say so. But you must not spoil it.--Well, what else is
+troubling you? I see there is something on your mind."
+
+"Were you pleased with Effi? Were you satisfied with the whole affair?
+She was so peculiar, half naïve, and then again very self-conscious
+and by no means as demure as she ought to be toward such a husband.
+That surely must be due solely to the fact that she does not yet fully
+know what she has in him. Or is it simply that she does not love him
+very much? That would be bad. For with all his virtues he is not the
+man to win her love with an easy grace."
+
+Mrs. von Briest kept silent and counted the stitches of her fancy
+work. Finally she said: "What you just said, Briest, is the most
+sensible thing I have heard from you for the last three days,
+including your speech at dinner. I, too, have had my misgivings. But I
+believe we have reason to feel satisfied."
+
+"Has she poured out her heart to you?"
+
+"I should hardly call it that. True, she cannot help talking, but she
+is not disposed to tell everything she has in her heart, and she
+settles a good many things for herself. She is at once communicative
+and reticent, almost secretive; in general, a very peculiar mixture."
+
+"I am entirely of your opinion. But how do you know about this if she
+didn't tell you?"
+
+"I only said she did not pour out her heart to me. Such a general
+confession, such a complete unburdening of the soul, it is not in her
+to make. It all came out of her by sudden jerks, so to speak, and then
+it was all over. But just because it came from her soul so
+unintentionally and accidentally, as it were, it seemed to me for that
+very reason so significant."
+
+"When was this, pray, and what was the occasion?"
+
+"Unless I am mistaken, it was just three weeks ago, and we were
+sitting in the garden, busied with all sorts of things belonging to
+her trousseau, when Wilke brought a letter from Innstetten. She put it
+in her pocket and a quarter of an hour later had wholly forgotten
+about it, till I reminded her that she had a letter. Then she read it,
+but the expression of her face hardly changed. I confess to you that
+an anxious feeling came over me, so intense that I felt a strong
+desire to have all the light on the matter that it is possible to have
+under the circumstances."
+
+"Very true, very true."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I mean only--But that is wholly immaterial. Go on with your
+story; I am all ears."
+
+"So I asked her straight out how matters stood, and as I wished to
+avoid anything bordering on solemnity, in view of her peculiar
+character, and sought to take the whole matter as lightly as possible,
+almost as a joke, in fact, I threw out the question, whether she would
+perhaps prefer to marry Cousin von Briest, who had showered his
+attentions upon her in Berlin."
+
+"And?"
+
+"You ought to have seen her then. Her first answer was a saucy laugh.
+Why, she said, her cousin was really only a big cadet in lieutenant's
+uniform. And she could not even love a cadet, to saying nothing of
+marrying one. Then she spoke of Innstetten, who suddenly became for
+her a paragon of manly virtues."
+
+"How do you explain that?"
+
+"It's quite simple. Lively, emotional, I might almost say, passionate
+as she is, or perhaps just because she is so constituted, she is not
+one of those who are so particularly dependent upon love, at least not
+upon what truly deserves the name. To be sure, she speaks of love,
+even with emphasis and a certain tone of conviction, but only because
+she has somewhere read that love is indisputably the most exalted,
+most beautiful, most glorious thing in the world. And it may be,
+perhaps, that she has merely heard it from that sentimental person,
+Hulda, and repeats it after her. But she does not feel it very deeply.
+It is barely possible that it will come later. God forbid. But it is
+not yet at hand."
+
+"Then what is at hand? What ails her?"
+
+"In my judgment, and according to her own testimony, she has two
+things: mania for amusement and ambition."
+
+"Well, those things can pass away. They do not disturb me."
+
+"They do me. Innstetten is the kind of a man who makes his own career.
+I will not call him pushing, for he is not, he has too much of the
+real gentleman in him for that. Let us say, then, he is a man who will
+make his own career. That will satisfy Effi's ambition."
+
+"Very well. I call that good."
+
+"Yes, it is good. But that is only the half. Her ambition will be
+satisfied, but how about her inclination for amusement and adventure?
+I have my doubts. For the little entertainment and awakening of
+interest, demanded every hour, for the thousand things that overcome
+ennui, the mortal enemy of a spiritual little person, for these
+Innstetten will make poor provision. He will not leave her in the
+midst of an intellectual desert; he is too wise and has had too much
+experience in the world for that, but he will not specially amuse her
+either. And, most of all, he will not even bother to ask himself
+seriously how to go about it. Things can go on thus for a while
+without doing much harm, but she will finally become aware of the
+situation and be offended. And then I don't know what will happen. For
+gentle and yielding as she is, she has, along with these qualities, a
+certain inclination to fly into a fury, and at such times she hazards
+everything."
+
+At this point Wilke came in from the dining hall and reported that he
+had counted everything and found everything there, except that one of
+the fine wine glasses was broken, but that had occurred yesterday when
+the toast was drunk. Miss Hulda had clinked her glass too hard against
+Lieutenant Nienkerk's.
+
+"Of course, half asleep and always has been, and lying under the elder
+tree has obviously not improved matters. A silly person, and I don't
+understand Nienkerk."
+
+"I understand him perfectly."
+
+"But he can't marry her."
+
+"No."
+
+"His purpose, then?"
+
+"A wide field, Luise."
+
+This was the day after the wedding. Three days later came a scribbled
+little card from Munich, with all the names on it indicated by two
+letters only. "Dear mama: This morning we visited the Pinakothek.
+Geert wanted to go over to the other museum, too, the name of which I
+will not mention here, because I am in doubt about the right way to
+spell it, and I dislike to ask him. I must say, he is angelic to me
+and explains everything. Generally speaking, everything is very
+beautiful, but it's a strain. In Italy it will probably slacken
+somewhat and get better. We are lodging at the 'Four Seasons,' which
+fact gave Geert occasion to remark to me, that 'outside it was autumn,
+but in me he was having spring.' I consider that a very graceful
+compliment. He is really very attentive. To be sure, I have to be
+attentive, too, especially when he says something or is giving me an
+explanation. Besides, he knows everything so well that he doesn't even
+need to consult a guide book. He delights to talk of you two,
+especially mama. He considers Hulda somewhat affected, but old Mr.
+Niemeyer has completely captivated him. A thousand greetings from your
+thoroughly entranced, but somewhat weary Effi."
+
+Similar cards now arrived daily, from Innsbruck, from Vicenza, from
+Padua. Every one began: "We visited the famous gallery here this
+morning," or, if it was not the gallery, it was an arena or some
+church of "St. Mary" with a surname. From Padua came, along with the
+card, a real letter. "Yesterday we were in Vicenza. One must see
+Vicenza on account of Palladio. Geert told me that everything modern
+had its roots in him. Of course, with reference only to architecture.
+Here in Padua, where we arrived this morning, he said to himself
+several times in the hotel omnibus, 'He lies in Padua interred,' and
+was surprised when he discovered that I had never heard these words.
+But finally he said it was really very well and in my favor that I
+knew nothing about them. He is very just, I must say. And above all he
+is angelic to me and not a bit overbearing and not at all old, either.
+I still have pains in my feet, and the consulting of guide books and
+standing so long before pictures wears me out. But it can't be helped,
+you know. I am looking forward to Venice with much pleasure. We shall
+stay there five days, perhaps even a whole week. Geert has already
+begun to rave about the pigeons in St. Mark's Square, and the fact
+that one can buy there little bags of peas and feed them to the pretty
+birds. There are said to be paintings representing this scene, with
+beautiful blonde maidens, 'a type like Hulda,' as he said. And that
+reminds me of the Jahnke girls. I would give a good deal if I could be
+sitting with them on a wagon tongue in our yard and feeding _our_
+pigeons. Now, you must not kill the fan tail pigeon with the big
+breast; I want to see it again. Oh, it is so beautiful here. This is
+even said to be the most beautiful of all. Your happy, but somewhat
+weary Effi."
+
+When Mrs. von Briest had finished reading the letter she said: "The
+poor child. She is homesick."
+
+"Yes," said von Briest, "she is homesick. This accursed traveling--"
+
+"Why do you say that now! You might have hindered it, you know. But it
+is just your way to play the wise man after a thing is all over. After
+a child has fallen into the well the aldermen cover up the well."
+
+"Ah, Luise, don't bother me with that kind of stuff. Effi is our
+child, but since the 3d of October she has been the Baroness of
+Innstetten. And if her husband, our son-in-law, desires to take a
+wedding tour and use it as an occasion for making a new catalogue of
+every gallery, I can't keep him from doing it. That is what it means
+to get married."
+
+"So now you admit it. In talking with me you have always denied, yes,
+always denied that the wife is in a condition of restraint."
+
+"Yes, Luise, I have. But what is the use of discussing that now? It is
+really too wide a field."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+Innstetten's leave of absence was to expire the 15th of November, and
+so when they had reached Capri and Sorrento he felt morally bound to
+follow his usual habit of returning to his duties on the day and at
+the hour designated. So on the morning of the 14th they arrived by the
+fast express in Berlin, where Cousin von Briest met them and proposed
+that they should make use of the two hours before the departure of the
+Stettin train to pay a visit to the Panorama and then have a little
+luncheon together. Both proposals were accepted with thanks. At noon
+they returned to the station, shook hands heartily and said good-by,
+after both Effi and her husband had extended the customary invitation,
+"Do come to see us some day," which fortunately is never taken
+seriously. As the train started Effi waved a last farewell from her
+compartment. Then she leaned back and made herself comfortable, but
+from time to time sat up and held out her hand to Innstetten.
+
+It was a pleasant journey, and the train arrived on time at the
+Klein-Tantow station, from which a turnpike led to Kessin, ten miles
+away. In the summer time, especially during the tourist season,
+travelers were accustomed to avoid the turnpike and take the water
+route, going by an old sidewheel steamer down the Kessine, the river
+from which Kessin derived its name. But the "Phoenix"--about which the
+wish had long been vainly cherished, that, at some time when there
+were no passengers on board, it might justify its name and burn to
+ashes--regularly stopped running on the 1st of October. For this
+reason Innstetten had telegraphed from Stettin to his coachman Kruse:
+"Five o'clock, Klein-Tantow station. Open carriage, if good weather."
+
+It certainly was good weather, and there sat Kruse in the open
+carriage at the station. He greeted the newly arrived couple with all
+the prescribed dignity of a first-class coachman.
+
+"Well, Kruse, everything in order?"
+
+"At your service, Sir Councillor."
+
+"Then, Effi, please get in." As Effi was doing as bid, and one of the
+station porters was finding a place for a small satchel by the
+coachman, in front, Innstetten left orders to send the rest of the
+luggage by the omnibus. Then he, too, took his seat and after
+condescendingly asking one of the bystanders for a light called to
+Kruse: "Drive on, Kruse." The carriage rolled quickly over the rails
+of the many tracks at the crossing, then slantingly down the slope of
+the embankment, and on the turnpike past an inn called "The Prince
+Bismarck." At this point the road forked, one branch leading to the
+right to Kessin, the other to the left to Varzin. In front of the inn
+stood a moderately tall, broad-shouldered man in a fur coat and a fur
+cap. The cap he took off with great deference as the District
+Councillor drove by. "Pray, who was that?" said Effi, who was
+extremely interested in all she saw and consequently in the best of
+humor. "He looked like a starost, though I am forced to confess I
+never saw a starost before."
+
+"Which is no loss, Effi. You guessed very well just the same. He does
+really look like a starost and is something of the sort, too. I mean
+by that, he is half Polish. His name is Golchowski, and whenever we
+have an election or a hunt here, he is at the top of the list. In
+reality he is a very unsafe fellow, whom I would not trust across the
+road, and he doubtless has a great deal on his conscience. But he
+assumes an air of loyalty, and when the quality of Varzin go by here
+he would like nothing better than to throw himself before their
+carriages. I know that at the same time he is hostile to the Prince.
+But what is the use? We must not have any misunderstandings with him,
+for we need him. He has this whole region in his pocket and
+understands electioneering better than any one else. Besides, he is
+considered well-to-do and lends out money at usury which is contrary
+to the ordinary practice of the Poles."
+
+"But he was good-looking."
+
+"Yes, good-looking he is. Most of the people here are good-looking. A
+handsome strain of human beings. But that is the best that can be said
+of them. Your Brandenburg people look more unostentatious and more
+ill-humored, and in their conduct they are less respectful, in fact,
+are not at all respectful, but their yes is yes and no is no, and one
+can depend upon them. Here everybody is uncertain."
+
+"Why do you tell me that, since I am obliged to live here among them
+now?"
+
+"Not you. You will not hear or see much of them. For city and country
+are here very different, and you will become acquainted with our city
+people only, our good people of Kessin."
+
+"Our good people of Kessin. Is that sarcasm, or are they really so
+good?"
+
+"That they are really good is not exactly what I mean to say, but they
+are different from the others; in fact, they have no similarity
+whatever to the country inhabitants here."
+
+"How does that come?"
+
+"Because they are entirely different human beings, by ancestry and
+association. The people you find in the country here are the so-called
+Cassubians, of whom you may have heard, a Slavic race, who have been
+living here for a thousand years and probably much longer. But all the
+inhabitants of our seaports, and the commercial cities near the coast,
+have moved here from a distance and trouble themselves very little
+about the Cassubian backwoods, because they derive little profit from
+that source and are dependent upon entirely different sources. The
+sources upon which they are dependent are the regions with which they
+have commercial relations, and as their commerce brings them into
+touch with the whole world you will find among them people from every
+nook and corner of the earth, even here in our good Kessin, in spite
+of the fact that it is nothing but a miserable hole."
+
+"Why, that is perfectly charming, Geert. You are always talking about
+the miserable hole, but I shall find here an entirely new world, if
+you have not exaggerated. All kinds of exotics. That is about what you
+meant, isn't it?"
+
+He nodded his head.
+
+"An entirely new world, I say, perhaps a negro, or a Turk, or perhaps
+even a Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, a Chinaman, too. How well you can guess! It may be that we still
+have one. He is dead now and buried in a little fenced-in plot of
+ground close by the churchyard. If you are not easily frightened I
+will show you his grave some day. It is situated among the dunes, with
+nothing but lyme grass around it, and here and there a few
+immortelles, and one always hears the sea. It is very beautiful and
+very uncanny."
+
+"Oh, uncanny? I should like to know more about it. But I would better
+not. Such stories make me have visions and dreams, and if, as I hope,
+I sleep well tonight, I should certainly not like to see a Chinaman
+come walking up to my bed the first thing."
+
+"You will not, either."
+
+"Not, either? Upon my word, that sounds strange, as though, after all,
+it were possible. You seek to make Kessin interesting to me, but you
+carry it a trifle too far. And have you many such foreigners in
+Kessin?"
+
+"A great many. The whole population is made up of such foreigners,
+people whose parents and grandparents lived in an entirely different
+region."
+
+"Most remarkable. Please tell me more about them. But no more creepy
+stories. I feel that there is always something creepy about a
+Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, there is," laughed Geert, "but the rest, thank heaven, are of an
+entirely different sort, all mannerly people, perhaps a little bit too
+commercial, too thoughtful of their own advantage, and always on hand
+with bills of questionable value. In fact, one must be cautious with
+them. But otherwise they are quite agreeable. And to let you see that
+I have not been deceiving you I will just give you a little sample, a
+sort of index or list of names."
+
+"Please do, Geert."
+
+"For example, we have, not fifty paces from our house, and our gardens
+are even adjoining, the master machinist and dredger Macpherson, a
+real Scotchman and a Highlander."
+
+"And he still wears the native costume?"
+
+"No, thank heaven, he doesn't, for he is a shriveled up little man, of
+whom neither his clan nor Walter Scott would be particularly proud.
+And then we have, further, in the same house where this Macpherson
+lives, an old surgeon by the name of Beza, in reality only a barber.
+He comes from Lisbon, the same place that the famous general De Meza
+comes from. Meza, Beza; you can hear the national relationship. And
+then we have, up the river by the quay, where the ships lie, a
+goldsmith by the name of Stedingk, who is descended from an old
+Swedish family; indeed, I believe there are counts of the empire by
+that name. Further, and with this man I will close for the present, we
+have good old Dr. Hannemann, who of course is a Dane, and was a long
+time in Iceland, has even written a book on the last eruption of
+Hekla, or Krabla."
+
+"Why, that is magnificent, Geert. It is like having six novels that
+one can never finish reading. At first it sounds commonplace, but
+afterward seems quite out of the ordinary. And then you must also have
+people, simply because it is a seaport, who are not mere surgeons or
+barbers or anything of the sort. You must also have captains, some
+flying Dutchman or other, or--"
+
+"You are quite right. We even have a captain who was once a pirate
+among the Black Flags."
+
+"I don't know what you mean. What are Black Flags?"
+
+"They are people away off in Tonquin and the South Sea--But since he
+has been back among men he has resumed the best kind of manners and is
+quite entertaining."
+
+"I should be afraid of him nevertheless."
+
+"You don't need to be, at any time, not even when I am out in the
+country or at the Prince's for tea, for along with everything else
+that we have, we have, thank heaven, also Rollo."
+
+"Rollo?"
+
+"Yes, Bollo. The name makes you think of the Norman Duke, provided you
+have ever heard Niemeyer or Jahnke speak of him. Our Rollo has
+somewhat the same character. But he is only a Newfoundland dog, a most
+beautiful animal, that loves me and will love you, too. For Rollo is a
+connoisseur. So long as you have him about you, you are safe, and
+nothing can get at you, neither a live man nor a dead one. But just
+see the moon over yonder. Isn't it beautiful?"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A -G, Munich_
+DIVINE SERVICE IN THE WOODS AT KOSEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+Effi, who had been leaning back quietly absorbed, drinking in every
+word, half timorously, half eagerly, now sat erect and looked out to
+the right, where the moon had just risen behind a white mass of
+clouds, which quickly floated by. Copper-colored hung the great disk
+behind a clump of alders and shed its light upon the expanse of water
+into which the Kessine here widens out. Or perhaps it might be looked
+upon as one of the fresh-water lakes connected with the Baltic Sea.
+
+Effi was stupefied. "Yes, you are right, Geert, how beautiful! But at
+the same time there is something uncanny about it. In Italy I never
+had such a sensation, not even when we were going over from Mestre to
+Venice. There, too, we had water and swamps and moonlight, and I
+thought the bridge would break. But it was not so spooky. What is the
+cause of it, I wonder? Can it be the northern latitude?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "We are here seventy-five miles further north than
+in Hohen-Cremmen, and you have still a while to wait before we come to
+the first polar bear. I think you are nervous from the long journey
+and the Panorama, not to speak of the story of the Chinaman."
+
+"Why, you didn't tell me any story."
+
+"No, I only mentioned him. But a Chinaman is in himself a story."
+
+"Yes," she laughed.
+
+"In any case you will soon recover. Do you see the little house yonder
+with the light? It is a blacksmith's shop. There the road bends. And
+when we have passed the bend you will be able to see the tower of
+Kessin, or to be more exact, the two."
+
+"Has it two?"
+
+"Yes, Kessin is picking up. It now has a Catholic church also."
+
+A half hour later the carriage stopped at the district councillor's
+residence, which stood clear at the opposite end of the city. It was a
+simple, rather old-fashioned, frame-house with plaster between the
+timbers, and stood facing the main street, which led to the sea-baths,
+while its gable looked down upon a grove, between the city limits and
+the dunes, which was called the "Plantation." Furthermore this
+old-fashioned frame-house was only Innstetten's private residence,
+not the real district councillor's office. The latter stood diagonally
+across the street.
+
+It was not necessary for Kruse to announce their arrival with three
+cracks of his whip. The servants had long been watching at the doors
+and windows for their master and mistress, and even before the
+carriage stopped all the inmates of the house were grouped upon the
+stone doorstep, which took up the whole width of the sidewalk. In
+front of them was Rollo, who, the moment the carriage stopped, began
+to circle around it. Innstetten first of all helped his young wife to
+alight. Then, offering her his arm, he walked with a friendly bow past
+the servants, who promptly turned and followed him into the
+entrance-hall, which was furnished with splendid old wardrobes and
+cases standing around the walls. The housemaid, a pretty girl, no
+longer very young, whose stately plumpness was almost as becoming to
+her as the neat little cap on her blonde head, helped her mistress
+take off her muff and cloak, and was just stooping down to take off
+her fur-lined rubber shoes. But before she had time to make a
+beginning, Innstetten said: "I suppose the best thing will be for me
+to introduce to you right here all the occupants of our house, with
+the exception of Mrs. Kruse, who does not like to be seen, and who, I
+presume, is holding her inevitable black chicken again." Everybody
+smiled. "But never mind Mrs. Kruse. Here is my old Frederick, who was
+with me when I was at the university. Good times then, weren't they,
+Frederick?--This is Johanna, a fellow countrywoman of yours, if you
+count those who come from the region of Pasewalk as full-fledged
+Brandenburgians; and this is Christel, to whom we trust our bodily
+welfare every noon and evening, and who knows how to cook, I can
+assure you.--And this is Rollo. Well, Rollo, how goes it?"
+
+Rollo seemed only to have waited for this special greeting, for the
+moment he heard his name he gave a bark for joy, stood up on his hind
+legs and laid his forepaws on his master's shoulders.
+
+"That will do, Rollo, that will do. But look here; this is my wife. I
+have told her about you and said that you were a beautiful animal and
+would protect her." Hereupon Rollo ceased fawning and sat down in
+front of Innstetten, looking up curiously at the young wife. And when
+she held out her hand to him he frisked around her.
+
+During this introduction scene Effi had found time to look about. She
+was enchanted, so to speak, by everything she saw, and at the same
+time dazzled by the abundant light. In the forepart of the hall were
+burning four or five wall lights, the reflectors themselves very
+primitive, simply of tin-plate, which, however, only improved the
+light and heightened the splendor. Two astral lamps with red shades, a
+wedding present from Niemeyer, stood on a folding table between two
+oak cupboards. On the front of the table was the tea service, with the
+little lamp under the kettle already lighted. There were, beside
+these, many, many other things, some of them very queer. From one side
+of the hall to the other ran three beams, dividing the ceiling into
+sections. From the front one was suspended a ship under full sail,
+high quarter-deck, and cannon ports, while farther toward the front
+door a gigantic fish seemed to be swimming in the air. Effi took her
+umbrella, which she still held in her hand, and pushed gently against
+the monster, so that it set up a slow rocking motion.
+
+"What is that, Geert?" she asked.
+
+"That is a shark."
+
+"And that thing, clear at the end of the hall, that looks like a huge
+cigar in front of a tobacco store?"
+
+"That is a young crocodile. But you can look at all these things
+better and more in detail tomorrow. Come now and let us take a cup of
+tea. For in spite of shawls and rugs you must have been chilled.
+Toward the last it was bitter cold."
+
+He offered Effi his arm and the two maids retired. Only Frederick and
+Rollo followed the master of the house as he took his wife into his
+sitting room and study. Effi was as much surprised here as she had
+been in the hall, but before she had time to say anything, Innstetten
+drew back a portiere, which disclosed a second, larger room looking
+out on the court and garden. "Now this, Effi, is your room. Frederick
+and Johanna have tried to arrange it the best they could in accordance
+with my orders. I find it quite tolerable and should be happy if you
+liked it, too."
+
+She withdrew her arm from his and stood up on her tip-toes to give him
+a hearty kiss. "Poor little thing that I am, how you do spoil me! This
+grand piano! and this rug! Why, I believe it is Turkish. And the bowl
+with the little fishes, and the flower table besides! Luxuries,
+everywhere I look."
+
+"Ah, my dear Effi, you will have to put up with that. It is to be
+expected when one is young and pretty and amiable. And I presume the
+inhabitants of Kessin have already found out about you, heaven knows
+from what source. For of the flower table, at least, I am innocent.
+Frederick, where did the flower table come from?"
+
+"Apothecary Gieshübler. There is a card on it."
+
+"Ah, Gieshübler, Alonzo Gieshübler," said Innstetten, laughingly and
+almost boisterously handing the card with the foreign-sounding first
+name to Effi. "Gieshübler. I forgot to tell you about him. Let me say
+in passing that he bears the doctor's title, but does not like to be
+addressed by it. He says it only vexes the real doctors, and I presume
+he is right about that. Well, I think you will become acquainted with
+him and that soon. He is our best number here, a bel-esprit and an
+original, but especially a man of soul, which is after all the chief
+thing. But enough of these things; let us sit down and drink our tea.
+Where shall it be? Here in your room or over there in mine! There is
+no other choice. Snug and tiny is my cabin."
+
+Without hesitating she sat down on a little corner sofa. "Let us stay
+here today; you will be my guest today. Or let us say, rather: Tea
+regularly in my room, breakfast in yours. Then each will secure his
+rights, and I am curious to know where I shall like it best."
+
+"That will be a morning and evening question."
+
+"Certainly. But the way it is put, or better, our attitude toward it,
+is the important thing."
+
+With that she laughed and cuddled up to him and was about to kiss his
+hand.
+
+"No, Effi, for heaven's sake, don't do that. It is not my desire to be
+a person looked up to with awe and respect. I am, for the inhabitants
+of Kessin, but for you I am--"
+
+"What, pray?"
+
+"Ah, let that pass. Far be it from me to say what."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+The sun was shining brightly when Effi awoke the next morning. It was
+hard for her to get her bearings. Where was she? Correct, in Kessin,
+in the house of District Councillor von Innstetten, and she was his
+wife, Baroness Innstetten. Sitting up she looked around with
+curiosity. During the evening before she had been too tired to examine
+very carefully all the half-foreign, half-old-fashioned things that
+surrounded her. Two pillars supported the ceiling beam, and green
+curtains shut off from the rest of the room the alcove-like sleeping
+apartment in which the beds stood. But in the middle a curtain was
+either lacking or pulled back, and this afforded her a comfortable
+orientation from her bed. There between the two windows stood the
+narrow, but very high, pier-glass, while a little to the right, along
+the hall wall, towered the tile stove, the door of which, as she had
+discovered the evening before, opened into the hall in the
+old-fashioned way. She now felt its warmth radiating toward her. How
+fine it was to be in her own home! At no time during the whole tour
+had she enjoyed so much comfort, not even in Sorrento.
+
+But where was Innstetten? All was still round about her, nobody was
+there. She heard only the tick-tock of a small clock and now and then
+a low sound in the stove, from which she inferred that a few new
+sticks of wood were being shoved in from the hall. Gradually she
+recalled that Geert had spoken the evening before of an electric bell,
+for which she did not have to search long. Close by her pillows was
+the little white ivory button, and she now pressed softly upon it.
+
+Johanna appeared at once. "At your Ladyship's service."
+
+"Oh, Johanna, I believe I have overslept myself. It must be late."
+
+"Just nine."
+
+"And my--" She couldn't make herself speak straightway of her
+"husband." "His Lordship, he must have kept very quiet. I didn't hear
+anything."
+
+"I'm sure he did. And your Ladyship has slept soundly. After the long
+journey--"
+
+"Yes, I have. And his Lordship, is he always up so early?"
+
+"Always, your Ladyship. On that point he is strict; he cannot endure
+late sleeping, and when he enters his room across the hall the stove
+must be warm, and the coffee must not be late."
+
+"So he has already had his breakfast?"
+
+"Oh, no, your Ladyship--His Lordship--"
+
+Effi felt that she ought not to have asked the question and would
+better have kept to herself the suspicion that Innstetten might not
+have waited for her. So she was very eager to correct her mistake the
+best she could, and when she had got up and taken a seat before the
+pier-glass she resumed the conversation, saying: "Moreover, his
+Lordship is quite right. Always to be up early was likewise the rule
+in my parents' home. When people sleep away the morning, everything is
+out of gear the rest of the day. But his Lordship will not be so
+strict with me. For a long time last night I couldn't sleep, and was
+even frightened a little bit."
+
+"What must I hear, your Ladyship? What was it, pray?"
+
+"There was a very strange noise overhead, not loud, but very
+penetrating. At first it sounded as though gowns with long trains were
+dragging over the floor, and in my excitement it seemed a few times as
+though I heard little white satin slippers. It seemed as though they
+were dancing overhead, but quite softly."
+
+As the conversation ran on thus Johanna glanced over the shoulder of
+the young wife at the tall narrow mirror in order the better to
+observe Effi's facial expressions. In reply she said: "Oh, yes, that
+is up in the social room. We used to hear it in the kitchen, too. But
+now we don't hear it any more; we have become accustomed to it."
+
+"Is there anything unusual about it?"
+
+"God forbid, not in the least. For a while no one knew for sure what
+it came from, and even the preacher looked embarrassed, in spite of
+the fact that Dr. Gieshübler always simply laughed at it. But now we
+know that it comes from the curtains. The room is inclined to be musty
+and damp, and for that reason the windows are always left open, except
+when there is a storm. And so, as there is nearly always a strong
+draft upstairs, the wind sweeps the old white curtains, which I think
+are much too long, back and forth over the floor. That makes a sound
+like silk dresses, or even satin slippers, as your Ladyship just
+said."
+
+"That is it, of course. But what I cannot understand is why the
+curtains are not taken down. Or they might be made shorter. It is such
+a queer noise that it gets on one's nerves. And now, Johanna, give me
+the little cape and put just a little dab of powder on my forehead.
+Or, better still, take the 'refresher' from my traveling bag--Ah, that
+is fine and refreshes me. Now I am ready to go over. He is still
+there, isn't he, or has he been out?"
+
+"His Lordship went out earlier; I believe he was over at the office.
+But he has been back for a quarter of an hour. I will tell Frederick
+to bring the breakfast."
+
+With that Johanna left the room. Effi took one more look into the
+mirror and then walked across the hall, which in the daylight lost
+much of its charm of the evening before, and stepped into Geert's
+room.
+
+He was sitting at his secretary, a rather clumsy cylindrical desk,
+which, however, he did not care to part with, as it was an heirloom.
+Effi was standing behind him, and had embraced and kissed him before
+he could rise from his chair.
+
+"So early?"
+
+"So early, you say. Of course, to mock me."
+
+Innstetten shook his head. "How can I?" Effi took pleasure in accusing
+herself, however, and refused to listen to the assurances of her
+husband that his "so early" had been meant in all seriousness. "You
+must know from our journey that I have never kept you waiting in the
+morning. In the course of the day--well, that is a different matter.
+It is true, I am not very punctual, but I am not a late sleeper. In
+that respect my parents have given me good training, I think."
+
+"In that respect? In everything, my sweet Effi."
+
+"You say that just because we are still on our honeymoon,--why no, we
+are past that already. For heaven's sake, Geert, I hadn't given it a
+single thought, and--why, we have been married for over six weeks, six
+weeks and a day. Yes, that alters the case. So I shall not take it as
+flattery, I shall take it as the truth."
+
+At this moment Frederick came in and brought the coffee. The breakfast
+table stood across the corner of the sitting room in front of a sofa
+made just in the right shape and size to fill that corner. They both
+sat down upon the sofa.
+
+"The coffee is simply delicious," said Effi, as she looked at the
+room and its furnishings. "This is as good as hotel coffee or that we
+had at Bottegone's--you remember, don't you, in Florence, with the
+view of the cathedral? I must write mama about it. We don't have such
+coffee in Hohen-Cremmen. On the whole, Geert, I am just beginning to
+realize what a distinguished husband I married. In our home everything
+was just barely passable."
+
+"Nonsense, Effi. I never saw better house-keeping than in your home."
+
+"And then how well your house is furnished. When papa had bought his
+new weapon cabinet and hung above his writing desk the head of a
+buffalo, and beneath that a picture of old general Wrangel, under whom
+he had once served as an adjutant, he was very proud of what he had
+done. But when I see these things here, all our Hohen-Cremmen elegance
+seems by the side of them merely commonplace and meagre. I don't know
+what to compare them with. Even last night, when I took but a cursory
+look at them, a world of ideas occurred to me."
+
+"And what were they, if I may ask?"
+
+"What they were? Certainly. But you must not laugh at them. I once had
+a picture book, in which a Persian or Indian prince (for he wore a
+turban) sat with his feet under him on a silk cushion, and at his back
+there was a great red silk bolster, which could be seen bulging out to
+the right and left of him, and the wall behind the Indian prince
+bristled with swords and daggers and panther skins and shields and
+long Turkish guns. And see, it looks just like that here in your
+house, and if you will cross your legs and sit down on them the
+similarity will be complete."
+
+"Effi, you are a charming, dear creature. You don't know how deeply I
+feel that and how much I should like to show you every moment that I
+do feel it."
+
+"Well, there will be plenty of time for that. I am only seventeen, you
+know, and have not yet made up my mind to die."
+
+"At least not before I do. To be sure, if I should die first, I should
+like to take you with me. I do not want to leave you to any other man.
+What do you say to that?"
+
+"Oh, I must have some time to think about it. Or, rather, let us not
+think about it at all. I don't like to talk about death; I am for
+life. And now tell me, how shall we live here? On our travels you told
+me all sorts of queer things about the city and the country, but not a
+word about how we shall live here. That here nothing is the same as in
+Hohen-Cremmen and Schwantikow, I see plainly, and yet we must be able
+to have something like intercourse and society in 'good Kessin,' as
+you are always calling it. Have you any people of family in the city?"
+
+"No, my dear Effi. In this regard you are going to meet with great
+disappointments. We have in the neighborhood a few noble families with
+which you will become acquainted, but here in the city there is nobody
+at all."
+
+"Nobody at all? That I can't believe. Why, you are upward of three
+thousand people, and among three thousand people there certainly must
+be, beside such inferior individuals as Barber Beza (I believe that
+was his name), a certain élite, officials and the like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Yes, officials there are. But when you examine
+them narrowly it doesn't mean much. Of course, we have a preacher and
+a judge and a school principal and a commander of pilots, and of such
+people in official positions I presume there may be as many as a dozen
+altogether, but they are for the most part, as the proverb says, good
+men, but poor fiddlers. And all the others are nothing but consuls."
+
+"Nothing but consuls! I beg you, Geert, how can you say 'nothing but
+consuls?' Why, they are very high and grand, and, I might almost say,
+awe-inspiring individuals. Consuls, I thought, were the men with the
+bundles of rods, out of which an ax blade projected."
+
+"Not quite, Effi. Those men are called lictors."
+
+"Right, they are called lictors. But consuls are also men of very high
+rank and authority. Brutus was a consul, was he not?"
+
+"Yes, Brutus was a consul. But ours are not very much like him and are
+content to handle sugar and coffee, or open a case of oranges and sell
+them to you at ten pfennigs apiece."
+
+"Not possible."
+
+"Indeed it is certain. They are tricky little tradesmen, who are
+always at hand with their advice on any question of business, when
+foreign vessels put in here and are at a loss to know what to do. And
+when they have given advice and rendered service to some Dutch or
+Portuguese vessel, they are likely in the end to become accredited
+representatives of such foreign states, and so we have just as many
+consuls in Kessin as we have ambassadors and envoys in Berlin. Then
+whenever there is a holiday, and we have many holidays here, all the
+flags are hoisted, and, if we happen to have a bright sunny morning,
+on such days you can see all Europe flying flags from our roofs, and
+the star-spangled banner and the Chinese dragon besides."
+
+"You are in a scoffing mood, Geert, and yet you may be right. But I
+for my part, insignificant though I be, must confess, that I consider
+all this charming and that our Havelland cities are nothing in
+comparison. When the Emperor's birthday is celebrated in our region
+the only flags hoisted are just the black and white, with perhaps a
+bit of red here and there, but that is not to be compared with the
+world of flags you speak of. Generally speaking, I find over and over
+again, as I have already said, that everything here has a certain
+foreign air about it, and I have not yet seen or heard a thing that
+has not more or less amazed me. Yesterday evening, for example, there
+was that remarkable ship out in the hall, and behind it the shark and
+the crocodile. And here your own room. Everything so oriental and, I
+cannot help repeating, everything as in the palace of an Indian
+prince."
+
+"Well and good! I congratulate you, Princess."
+
+"And then upstairs the social room with its long curtains, which sweep
+over the floor."
+
+"Now what, pray, do you know about that room?"
+
+"Nothing beyond what I just told you. For about an hour while I lay
+awake in the night it seemed to me as though I heard shoes gliding
+over the floor, and as though there were dancing, and something almost
+like music, too. But all very quiet. I told Johanna about it this
+morning, merely in order to excuse myself for sleeping so long
+afterwards. She told me that it came from the long curtains up in the
+social room. I think we shall put a stop to that by cutting off a
+piece of the curtains or at least closing the windows. The weather
+will soon turn stormy enough, anyhow. The middle of November is the
+time, you know."
+
+Innstetten was a trifle embarrassed and sat with a puzzled look on his
+face, seemingly undecided whether or not he should attempt to allay
+all these fears. Finally he made up his mind to ignore them. "You are
+quite right, Effi, we can shorten the long curtains upstairs. But
+there is no hurry about it, especially as it is not certain whether it
+will do any good. It may be something else, in the chimney, or a worm
+in the wood, or a polecat. For we have polecats here. But, in any
+case, before we undertake any changes you must first examine our whole
+house, under my guidance; that goes without saying. We can do it in a
+quarter of an hour. Then you make your toilette, dress up just a
+little bit, for in reality you are most charming as you are now. You
+must get ready for our friend Gieshübler. It is now past ten, and I
+should be very much mistaken in him if he did not put in his
+appearance here at eleven, or at twelve at the very latest, in order
+most devotedly to lay his homage at your feet. This, by the way, is
+the kind of language he indulges in. Otherwise he is, as I have
+already said, a capital man, who will become your friend, if I know
+him and you aright."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+It was long after eleven, but nothing had been seen of Gieshübler as
+yet. "I can't wait any longer," Geert had said, whose duties called
+him away. "If Gieshübler comes while I am gone, receive him as kindly
+as possible and the call will go especially well. He must not become
+embarrassed. When he is ill at ease he cannot find a word to say, or
+says the queerest kind of things. But if you can win his confidence
+and put him in a good humor he will talk like a book. Well, you will
+do that easily enough. Don't expect me before three; there is a great
+deal to do over across the way. And the matter of the room upstairs we
+will consider further. Doubtless, the best thing will be to leave it
+as it is."
+
+With that Innstetten went away and left his young wife alone. She sat,
+leaning back, in a quiet, snug corner by the window, and, as she
+looked out, rested her left arm on a small side leaf drawn out of the
+cylindrical desk. The street was the chief thoroughfare leading to the
+beach, for which reason there was a great deal of traffic here in the
+summer time, but now, in the middle of November, it was all empty and
+quiet, and only a few poor children, whose parents lived in thatched
+cottages clear at the further edge of the "Plantation" came clattering
+by in their wooden shoes. But Effi felt none of this loneliness, for
+her fancy was still engaged with the strange things she had seen a
+short time before during her examination of the house.
+
+This examination began with the kitchen, which had a range of modern
+make, while an electric wire ran along the ceiling and into the maids'
+room. These two improvements had only recently been made, and Effi was
+pleased when Innstetten told her about them. Next they went from the
+kitchen back into the hall and from there out into the court, the
+first half of which was little more than a narrow passage-way running
+along between the two side wings of the house. In these wings were to
+be found all the other rooms set apart for house-keeping purposes. In
+the right the maids' room, the manservant's room, and the mangling
+room; to the left the coachman's quarters, situated between the stable
+and the carriage shed and occupied by the Kruse family. Over this room
+was the chicken house, while a trap door in the roof of the stable
+furnished ingress and egress for the pigeons. Effi had inspected all
+these parts of the house with a great deal of interest, but this
+interest was exceeded by far when, upon returning from the court to
+the front of the house, she followed Innstetten's leading and climbed
+the stairway to the upper story. The stairs were askew, ramshackly,
+and dark; but the hall, to which they led, almost gave one a cheerful
+sensation, because it had a great deal of light and a good view of the
+surrounding landscape. In one direction it looked out over the roofs
+of the outskirts of the city and the "Plantation," toward a Dutch
+windmill standing high up on a dune; in the other it looked out upon
+the Kessine, which here, just above its mouth, was rather broad and
+stately. It was a striking view and Effi did not hesitate to give
+lively expression to her pleasure. "Yes, very beautiful, very
+picturesque," answered Innstetten, without going more into detail, and
+then opened a double door to the right, with leaves hanging somewhat
+askew, which led into the so-called social room. This room ran clear
+across the whole story. Both front and back windows were open and the
+oft-mentioned curtains swung back and forth in the strong draft. From
+the middle of one side wall projected an open fireplace with a large
+stone mantlepiece, while on the opposite wall there hung a few tin
+candlesticks, each with two candle sockets, just like those downstairs
+in the hall, except that everything looked dingy and neglected. Effi
+was somewhat disappointed and frankly said so. Then she remarked that
+she would rather look at the rooms across the hall than at this
+miserable, deserted social room. "To tell the truth, there is
+absolutely nothing over there," answered Innstetten, but he opened the
+doors nevertheless. Here were four rooms with one window each, all
+tinted yellow, to match the social room, and all completely empty,
+except that in one there stood three rush-bottomed chairs, with seats
+broken through. On the back of one was pasted a little picture, only
+half a finger long, representing a Chinaman in blue coat and wide
+yellow trousers, with a low-crowned hat on his head. Effi saw it and
+said: "What is the Chinaman doing here?" Innstetten himself seemed
+surprised at the picture and assured her that he did not know. "Either
+Christel or Johanna has pasted it there. Child's play. You can see it
+is cut out of a primer." Effi agreed with that and was only surprised
+that Innstetten took everything so seriously, as though it meant
+something after all.
+
+Then she cast another glance into the social room and said, in effect,
+that it was really a pity all that room should stand empty. "We have
+only three rooms downstairs and if anybody comes to visit us we shall
+not know whither to turn. Don't you think one could make two handsome
+guest rooms out of the social room? This would just suit mama. She
+could sleep in the back room and would have the view of the river and
+the two moles, and from the front room she could see the city and the
+Dutch windmill. In Hohen-Cremmen we have even to this day only a
+German windmill. Now say, what do you think of it? Next May mama will
+surely come."
+
+Innstetten agreed to everything, only he said finally: "That is all
+very well. But after all it will be better if we give your mama rooms
+over in the district councillor's office building. The whole second
+story is vacant there, just as it is here, and she will have more
+privacy there."
+
+That was the result, so to speak, which the first walk around through
+the house accomplished. Effi then made her toilette, but not so
+quickly as Innstetten had supposed, and now she was sitting in her
+husband's room, turning her thoughts first to the little Chinaman
+upstairs, then to Gieshübler, who still did not come. To be sure, a
+quarter of an hour before, a stoop-shouldered and almost deformed
+little gentleman in an elegant short fur coat and a very
+smooth-brushed silk hat, too tall for his proportions, had walked
+past on the other side of the street and had glanced over at her
+window. But that could hardly have been Gieshübler. No, this
+stoop-shouldered man, who had such a distinguished air about him, must
+have been the presiding judge, and she recalled then that she had once
+seen such a person at a reception given by Aunt Therese, but it
+suddenly occurred to her that Kessin had only a lower court judge.
+
+While she was still following out this chain of thought the object of
+her reflections, who had apparently been taking a morning stroll, or
+perhaps a promenade around the "Plantation" to bolster up his courage,
+came in sight again, and a minute later Frederick entered to announce
+Apothecary Gieshübler.
+
+"Ask him kindly to come in."
+
+The poor young wife's heart fluttered, for it was the first time that
+she had to appear as a housewife, to say nothing of the first woman of
+the city.
+
+Frederick helped Gieshübler take off his fur coat and then opened the
+door.
+
+Effi extended her hand to the timidly entering caller, who kissed it
+with a certain amount of fervor. The young wife seemed to have made a
+great impression upon him immediately.
+
+"My husband has already told me--But I am receiving you here in my
+husband's room,--he is over at the office and may be back any moment.
+May I ask you to step into my room?"
+
+Gieshübler followed Effi, who led the way into the adjoining room,
+where she pointed to one of the arm chairs, as she herself sat down on
+the sofa. "I wish I could tell you what a great pleasure it was
+yesterday to receive the beautiful flowers with your card. I
+straightway ceased to feel myself a stranger here and when I mentioned
+the fact to Innstetten he told me we should unquestionably be good
+friends."
+
+"Did he say that? The good councillor. In the councillor and you, most
+gracious Lady,--I beg your permission to say it--two dear people have
+been united. For what kind of a man your husband is, I know, and what
+kind of a woman you are, most gracious Lady, I see."
+
+"Provided only you do not look at me with too friendly eyes. I am so
+very young. And youth--"
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, say nothing against youth. Youth, even with
+all its mistakes, is still beautiful and lovable, and age, even with
+its virtues, is not good for much. Personally I have, it is true, no
+right to say anything about this subject. About age I might have,
+perhaps, but not about youth, for, to be frank, I was never young.
+Persons with my misfortune are never young. That, it may as well be
+said, is the saddest feature of the case. One has no true spirit, one
+has no self-confidence, one hardly ventures to ask a lady for the
+honor of a dance, because one does not desire to cause her an
+embarrassment, and thus the years go by and one grows old, and life
+has been poor and empty."
+
+Effi gave him her hand. "Oh, you must not say such things. We women
+are by no means so bad."
+
+"Oh, no, certainly not."
+
+"And when I recall," continued Effi, "what all I have experienced--it
+is not much, for I have gone out but little, and have almost always
+lived in the country--but when I recall it, I find that, after all, we
+always love what is worthy of love. And then I see, too, at once that
+you are different from other men. We women have sharp eyes in such
+matters. Perhaps in your case the name has something to do with it.
+That was always a favorite assertion of our old pastor Niemeyer. The
+name, he loved to say, especially the forename, has a certain
+mysterious determining influence; and Alonzo Gieshübler, in my
+opinion, opens to one a whole new world, indeed I feel almost tempted
+to say, Alonzo is a romantic name, a fastidious name."
+
+Gieshübler smiled with a very unusual degree of satisfaction and
+mustered up the courage to lay aside his silk hat, which up to this
+time he had been turning in his hand. "Yes, most gracious Lady, you
+hit the nail on the head that time."
+
+Oh, I understand. I have heard about the consuls, of Kessin is said to
+have so many, and at the home of the Spanish consul your father
+presumably made the acquaintance of the daughter of a sea-captain, a
+beautiful Andalusian girl, I suppose; Andalusian girls are always
+beautiful."
+
+"Precisely as you suppose, most gracious Lady. And my mother really
+was a beautiful woman, ill as it behooves me personally to undertake
+to prove it. But when your husband came here three years ago she was
+still alive and still had the same fiery eyes as in her youth. He will
+confirm my statement. I personally take more after the Gieshüblers,
+who are people of little account, so far as external features are
+concerned, but otherwise tolerably well favored. We have been living
+here now for four generations, a full hundred years, and if there were
+an apothecary nobility--"
+
+"You would have a right to claim it. And I, for my part, accept your
+claim as proved, and that beyond question. For us who come of old
+families it is a very easy matter, because we gladly recognize every
+sort of noble-mindedness, no matter from what source it may come. At
+least that is the way I was brought up by my father, as well as by my
+mother. I am a Briest by birth and am descended from the Briest, who,
+the day before the battle of Fehrbellin, led the sudden attack on
+Rathenow, of which you may perhaps have heard."
+
+"Oh, certainly, most gracious Lady, that, you know, is my specialty."
+
+"Well then I am a von Briest. And my father has said to me more than
+a hundred times: Effi,--for that is my name--Effi, here is our
+beginning, and here only. When Froben traded the horse, he was that
+moment a nobleman, and when Luther said, 'here I stand,' he was more
+than ever a nobleman. And I think, Mr. Gieshübler, Innstetten was
+quite right when he assured me you and I should be good friends."
+
+Gieshübler would have liked nothing better than to make her a
+declaration of love then and there, and to ask that he might fight and
+die for her as a Cid or some other campeador. But as that was out of
+the question, and his heart could no longer endure the situation, he
+arose from his seat, looked for his hat, which he fortunately found at
+once, and, after again kissing the young wife's hand, withdrew quickly
+from her presence without saying another word.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+Such was Effi's first day in Kessin. Innstetten gave her half a week
+further time to become settled and write letters to her mother, Hulda,
+and the twins. Then the city calls began, some of which were made in a
+closed carriage, for the rains came just right to make this unusual
+procedure seem the sensible thing to do. When all the city calls had
+been made the country nobility came next in order. These took longer,
+as in most cases the distances were so great that it was not possible
+to make more than one visit on any one day. First they went to the
+Borckes' in Rothenmoor, then to Morgnitz, Dabergotz, and Kroschentin,
+where they made their duty call at the Ahlemanns', the Jatzkows', and
+the Grasenabbs'. Further down the list came, among other families,
+that of Baron von Güldenklee in Papenhagen. The impression that Effi
+received was everywhere the same. Mediocre people, whose friendliness
+was for the most part of an uncertain character, and who, while
+pretending to speak of Bismarck and the Crown Princess, were in
+reality merely scrutinizing Effi's dress, which some considered too
+pretentious for so youthful a woman, while others looked upon it as
+too little suited to a lady of social position. Everything about her,
+they said, betrayed the Berlin school,--sense in external matters and
+a remarkable degree of uncertainty and embarrassment in the discussion
+of great problems. At the Borckes', and also at the homes in Morgnitz
+and Dabergotz, she had been declared "infected with rationalism," but
+at the Grasenabbs' she was pronounced point-blank an "atheist." To be
+sure, the elderly Mrs. Grasenabb, _née_ Stiefel, of Stiefelstein in
+South Germany, had made a weak attempt to save Effi at least for
+deism. But Sidonie von Grasenabb, an old maid of forty-three, had
+gruffly interjected the remark: "I tell you, mother, simply an
+atheist, and nothing short of an atheist, and that settles it." After
+this outburst the old woman, who was afraid of her own daughter, had
+observed discreet silence.
+
+The whole round had taken just about two weeks, and at a late hour on
+the second day of December the Innstettens were returning home from
+their last visit. At the Güldenklees' Innstetten had met with the
+inevitable fate of having to argue politics with old Mr. Güldenklee.
+"Yes, dearest district councillor, when I consider how times have
+changed! A generation ago today, or about that long, there was, you
+know, another second of December, and good Louis, the nephew of
+Napoleon--_if_ he was his nephew, and not in reality of entirely
+different extraction--was firing grape and canister at the Parisian
+mob. Oh well, let him be forgiven for that; he was just the man to do
+it, and I hold to the theory that every man fares exactly as well and
+as ill as he deserves. But when he later lost all appreciation and in
+the year seventy, without any provocation, was determined to have a
+bout with us, you see, Baron, that was--well, what shall I say?--that
+was a piece of insolence. But he was repaid for it in his own coin.
+Our Ancient of Days up there is not to be trifled with and He is on
+our side."
+
+"Yes," said Innstetten, who was wise enough to appear to be entering
+seriously into such Philistine discussions, "the hero and conqueror of
+Saarbrücken did not know what he was doing. But you must not be too
+strict in your judgment of him personally. After all, who is master in
+his own house? Nobody. I myself am already making preparations to put
+the reins of government into other hands, and Louis Napoleon, you
+know, was simply a piece of wax in the hands of his Catholic wife, or
+let us say, rather, of his Jesuit wife."
+
+"Wax in the hands of his wife, who proceeded to bamboozle him.
+Certainly, Innstetten, that is just what he was. But you don't think,
+do you, that that is going to save him? He is forever condemned.
+Moreover it has never yet been shown conclusively"--at these words his
+glance sought rather timorously the eye of his better half--"that
+petticoat government is not really to be considered an advantage.
+Only, of course, it must be the right sort of a wife. But who was this
+wife? She was not a wife at all. The most charitable thing to call her
+is a 'dame,' and that tells the whole story. 'Dame' almost always
+leaves an after-taste. This Eugenie--whose relation to the Jewish
+banker I gladly ignore here, for I hate the 'I-am-holier-than-thou'
+attitude--had a streak of the _café-chantant_ in her, and, if the city
+in which she lived was a Babylon, she was a wife of Babylon. I don't
+care to express myself more plainly, for I know"--and he bowed toward
+Effi--"what I owe to German wives. Your pardon, most gracious Lady,
+that I have so much as touched upon these things within your hearing."
+
+Such had been the trend of the conversation, after they had talked
+about the election, the assassin Nobiling, and the rape crop, and when
+Innstetten and Effi reached home they sat down to chat for half an
+hour. The two housemaids were already in bed, for it was nearly
+midnight.
+
+Innstetten put on his short house coat and morocco slippers, and began
+to walk up and down in the room; Effi was still dressed in her society
+gown, and her fan and gloves lay beside her.
+
+"Now," said Innstetten, standing still, "we really ought to celebrate
+this day, but I don't know as yet how. Shall I play you a triumphal
+march, or set the shark going out there, or carry you in triumph
+across the hall? Something must be done, for I would have you know,
+this visit today was the last one."
+
+"Thank heaven, if it was," said Effi. "But the feeling that we now
+have peace and quiet is, I think, celebration enough in itself. Only
+you might give me a kiss. But that doesn't occur to you. On that whole
+long road not a touch, frosty as a snow-man. And never a thing but
+your cigar."
+
+"Forget that, I am going to reform, but at present I merely want to
+know your attitude toward this whole question of friendly relations
+and social intercourse. Do you feel drawn to one or another of these
+new acquaintances? Have the Borckes won the victory over the
+Grasenabbs, or vice versa, or do you side with old Mr. Güldenklee?
+What he said about Eugenie made a very noble and pure impression,
+don't you think so?"
+
+"Aha, behold! Sir Geert von Innstetten is a gossip. I am learning to
+know you from an entirely new side."
+
+"And if our nobility will not do," continued Innstetten, without
+allowing himself to be interrupted, "what do you think of the city
+officials of Kessin? What do you think of the club? After all, life
+and death depend upon your answer. Recently I saw you talking with our
+judge, who is a lieutenant of the reserves, a neat little man that one
+might perhaps get along with, if he could only rid himself of the
+notion that he accomplished the recapture of Le Bourget by attacking
+him on the flank. And his wife! She is considered our best Boston
+player and has, besides, the prettiest counters. So once more, Effi,
+how is it going to be in Kessin? Will you become accustomed to the
+place? Will you be popular and assure me a majority when I want to go
+to the Imperial Diet? Or do you favor a life of seclusion, holding
+yourself aloof from the people of Kessin, in the city as well as in
+the country?"
+
+"I shall probably decide in favor of a secluded life, unless the
+Apothecary at the sign of the Moor draws me out. To be sure, that will
+make me fall still lower in Sidonie's estimation, but I shall have to
+take the risk. This fight will simply have to be fought. I shall stand
+or fall with Gieshübler. It sounds rather comical, but he is actually
+the only person with whom it is possible to carry on a conversation,
+the only real human being here."
+
+"That he is," said Innstetten. "How well you choose!"
+
+"Should I have _you_ otherwise?" said Effi and leaned upon his arm.
+
+That was on the 2d of December. A week later Bismarck was in Varzin,
+and Innstetten now knew that until Christmas, and perhaps even for a
+longer time, quiet days for him were not to be thought of. The Prince
+had cherished a fondness for him ever since the days in Versailles,
+and would often invite him to dinner, along with other guests, but
+also alone, for the youthful district councillor, distinguished alike
+for his bearing and his wisdom, enjoyed the favor of the Princess
+also.
+
+The first invitation came for the 14th. As there was snow on the
+ground Innstetten planned to take a sleigh for the two hours' drive to
+the station, from which he had another hour's ride by train. "Don't
+wait for me, Effi. I can't be back before midnight; it will probably
+be two o'clock or even later. But I'll not disturb you. Good-by, I'll
+see you in the morning." With that he climbed into the sleigh and away
+the Isabella-colored span flew through the city and across the country
+toward the station.
+
+That was the first long separation, for almost twelve hours. Poor
+Effi! How was she to pass the evening? To go to bed early would be
+inadvisable, for she would wake up and not be able to go to sleep
+again, and would listen for every sound. No, it would be best to wait
+till she was very tired and then enjoy a sound sleep. She wrote a
+letter to her mother and then went to see Mrs. Kruse, whose condition
+aroused her sympathy. This poor woman had the habit of sitting till
+late at night with the black chicken in her lap. The friendliness the
+visit was meant to show was by no means returned by Mrs. Kruse, who
+sat in her overheated room quietly brooding away the time. So when
+Effi perceived that her coming was felt as a disturbance rather than a
+pleasure she went away, staying merely long enough to ask whether
+there was anything the invalid would like to have. But all offers of
+assistance were declined.
+
+Meanwhile it had become evening and the lamp was already burning. Effi
+walked over to the window of her room and looked out at the grove,
+whose trees were covered with glistening snow. She was completely
+absorbed in the picture and took no notice of what was going on behind
+her in the room. When she turned around she observed that Frederick
+had quietly put the coffee tray on the table before the sofa and set a
+place for her. "Why, yes, supper. I must sit down, I suppose." But she
+could not make herself eat. So she got up from the table and reread
+the letter she had written to her mother. If she had had a feeling of
+loneliness before, it was doubly intense now. What would she not have
+given if the two sandy-haired Jahnkes had just stepped in, or even
+Hulda? The latter, to be sure, was always so sentimental and as a
+usual thing occupied solely with her own triumphs. But doubtful and
+insecure as these triumphs were, nevertheless Effi would be very happy
+to be told about them at this moment. Finally she opened the grand
+piano to play some music, but she could not play. "No, this will make
+me hopelessly melancholy; I will read, rather." She looked for a book,
+and the first to fall into her hands was a thick red tourist's
+handbook, an old edition, perhaps from the days when Innstetten was a
+lieutenant. "Yes, I will read in this book; there is nothing more
+quieting than books like this. Only the maps should always be avoided.
+But I shall guard against this source of sand in the eyes, which I
+hate."
+
+She opened the book at random at page 153. In the adjoining room she
+heard the tick-tock of the clock, and out of doors Rollo, who at
+nightfall had left his place in the shed, as was his custom every
+evening, and had stretched himself out on the large woven mat just
+outside the bedroom door. The consciousness that he was near at hand
+decreased Effi's feeling that she was forsaken. In fact, it almost put
+her in a cheerful mood, and so she began, without further delay, to
+read. On the page lying open before her there was something about the
+"Hermitage," the well country-seat of the Margrave in the neighborhood
+of Beireuth. It attracted her attention. Beireuth, Richard Wagner. So
+she read: "Among the pictures in the 'Hermitage' let us mention one
+more, which not because of its beauty, but because of its age and the
+person it represents, may well claim our interest. It is a woman's
+portrait, which has grown dark with age. The head is small, the face
+has harsh, rather uncanny features, and she wears a ruff which seems
+to support her head. Some think it is an old margravine from the end
+of the 15th century, others are of the opinion that it is the Countess
+of Orlamunde. All are agreed that it is the picture of the Lady who
+since that time has achieved a certain notoriety in the history of the
+Hohenzollern dynasty under the name of the 'Lady in white.'"
+
+"That was a lucky accident!" said Effi, as she shoved the book aside.
+"I seek to quiet my nerves, and the first thing I run into is the
+story of the 'Lady in white,' of whom I have been afraid as long as I
+can remember. But inasmuch as I already have a creepy feeling I might
+as well finish the story."
+
+She opened the book again and read further: "This old portrait itself,
+the original of which plays such a rôle in Hohenzollern history, has
+likewise a significance as a picture in the special history of the
+Hermitage. No doubt, one circumstance that has something to do with
+this is the fact that the picture hangs on a papered door, which is
+invisible to the stranger and behind which there is a stairway leading
+down into the cellar. It is said that when Napoleon spent the night
+here the 'Lady in white' stepped out of the frame and walked up to his
+bed. The Emperor, starting with fright, the story continues, called
+for his adjutant, and to the end of his life always spoke with
+exasperation of this 'cursed palace.'"
+
+"I must give up trying to calm myself by reading," said Effi. "If I
+read further, I shall certainly come to a vaulted cellar that the
+devil once rode out of on a wine cask. There are several of these in
+Germany, I believe, and in a tourist's handbook all such things have
+to be collected; that goes without saying. So I will close my eyes,
+rather, and recall my wedding-eve celebration as well as I can,--how
+the twins could not get any farther because of their tears, and how,
+when everybody looked at everybody else with embarrassment, Cousin von
+Briest declared that such tears opened the gate to Paradise. He was
+truly charming and always in such exuberant spirits. And look at me
+now! Here, of all places! Oh, I am not at all suited to be a grand
+Lady. Now mama, she would have fitted this position, she would have
+sounded the key-note, as behooves the wife of a district councillor,
+and Sidonie Grasenabb would have been all homage toward her and would
+not have been greatly disturbed about her belief or unbelief. But I--I
+am a child and shall probably remain one, too. I once heard that it is
+a good fortune. But I don't know whether that is true. Obviously a
+wife ought always to adapt herself to the position in which she is
+placed."
+
+At this moment Frederick came to clear off the table.
+
+"How late is it, Frederick?"
+
+"It is going on nine, your Ladyship."
+
+"Well, that is worth listening to. Send Johanna to me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Your Ladyship sent for me."
+
+"Yes, Johanna; I want to go to bed. It is still early, to be sure, but
+I am so alone. Please go out first and post this letter, and when you
+come back it will surely be time. And even if it isn't."
+
+Effi took the lamp and walked over to her bedroom. Just as she had
+expected, there lay Rollo on the rush mat. When he saw her coming he
+arose to make room for her to pass, and rubbed his ear against her
+hand. Then he lay down again.
+
+Meanwhile Johanna had gone over to the office to post the letter. Over
+there she had been in no particular hurry; on the contrary, she had
+preferred to carry on a conversation with Mrs. Paaschen, the wife of
+the janitor of the building. About the young wife, of course.
+
+"What kind of a woman is she anyhow?" asked Mrs. Paaschen.
+
+"She is very young."
+
+"Well, that is no misfortune, but rather the opposite. Young wives,
+and that is just the good thing about them, never do anything but
+stand before the mirror and pull at themselves and put on some
+ornament. They don't see much or hear much and have not yet formed the
+habit of counting the stubs of candles in the kitchen, and they don't
+begrudge a maid a kiss if she gets one, simply because she herself no
+longer gets any."
+
+"Yes," said Johanna, "that was the way with my former madame, and
+wholly without occasion. But there is nothing of that kind about our
+mistress."
+
+"Is he very affectionate?"
+
+"Oh very. That you can easily imagine."
+
+"But the fact that he leaves her thus alone--"
+
+"Yes, dear Mrs. Paaschen, but you must not forget--the Prince. After
+all, you know, he is a district councillor, and perhaps he wants to
+rise still higher."
+
+"Certainly he wants to, and he will, too. It's in him. Paaschen always
+says so and he knows."
+
+This walk over to the office had consumed perhaps a quarter of an
+hour, and when Johanna returned, Effi was already sitting before the
+pier-glass, waiting.
+
+"You were gone a long time, Johanna."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship--I beg your Ladyship's pardon--I met Mrs. Paaschen
+over there and was delayed a bit. It is so quiet here. One is always
+glad to meet a person with whom one can speak a word. Christel is a
+very good person, but she doesn't talk, and Frederick is such a
+sleepy-head. Besides, he is so cautious and never comes right out with
+what he has to say. True, one must be able to hold one's tongue when
+necessary, and Mrs. Paaschen, who is so inquisitive, is really not at
+all according to my taste. Yet one likes to see and hear something
+once in a while."
+
+Effi sighed. "Yes, Johanna, it is better so."
+
+"Your Ladyship has such beautiful hair, so long, and soft as silk."
+
+"Yes, it is very soft. But that is not a good thing, Johanna. As the
+hair is, so is the character."
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship. And a soft character is better than a hard
+one. I have soft hair, too."
+
+"Yes, Johanna. And you have blonde hair, too. That the men like best."
+
+"Oh, there is a great difference, your Ladyship. There are many who
+prefer black."
+
+"To be sure," laughed Effi, "that has been my experience, too. But it
+must be because of something else entirely. Now, those who are blonde
+always have a white complexion. You have, too, Johanna, and I would
+wager my last pfennig that you have a good deal of attention paid to
+you. I am still very young, but I know that much. Besides, I have a
+girl friend, who was also so blonde, a regular flaxen blonde, even
+blonder than you, and she was a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Oh, yes."
+
+"I beg you, Johanna, what do you mean by 'oh yes?' It sounds very
+sarcastic and strange, and you have nothing against preachers'
+daughters, have you?--She was a very pretty girl, as even our
+officers thought, without exception, for we had officers, red hussars,
+too. At the same time she knew very well how to dress herself. A black
+velvet bodice and a flower, a rose or sometimes heliotrope, and if she
+had not had such large protruding eyes--Oh you ought to have seen
+them, Johanna, at least this large--" Effi laughingly pulled down her
+right eye-lid--"she would have been simply a beauty. Her name was
+Hulda, Hulda Niemeyer, and we were not even so very intimate. But if I
+had her here now, and she were sitting there, yonder in the corner of
+the little sofa, I would chat with her till midnight, or even longer.
+I am so homesick"--in saying this she drew Johanna's head close to her
+breast--"I am so much afraid."
+
+"Oh, that will soon be overcome, your Ladyship, we were all that way."
+
+"You were all that way? What does that mean, Johanna?"
+
+"If your Ladyship is really so much afraid, why, I can make a bed for
+myself here. I can take the straw mattress and turn down a chair, so
+that I have something to lean my head against, and then I can sleep
+here till morning, or till his Lordship comes home."
+
+"He doesn't intend to disturb me. He promised me that specially."
+
+"Or I can merely sit down in the corner of the sofa."
+
+"Yes, that might do perhaps. No, it will not, either. His Lordship
+must not know that I am afraid, he would not like it. He always wants
+me to be brave and determined, as he is. And I can't be. I was always
+somewhat easily influenced.--But, of course, I see plainly, I must
+conquer myself and subject myself to his will in such particulars, as
+well as in general. And then I have Rollo, you know. He is lying just
+outside the threshold."
+
+Johanna nodded at each statement and finally lit the candle on Effi's
+bedroom stand. Then she took the lamp. "Does your Ladyship wish
+anything more?"
+
+"No, Johanna. The shutters are closed tight, are they not?"
+
+"Merely drawn to, your Ladyship. Otherwise it would be so dark and
+stuffy."
+
+"Very well."
+
+Johanna withdrew, and Effi went to bed and wrapped herself up in the
+covers.
+
+She left the candle burning, because she was determined not to go to
+sleep at once. On the contrary, she planned to recapitulate her
+wedding tour, as she had her wedding-eve celebration a short time
+before, and let everything pass before her mind's eye in review. But
+it turned out otherwise than she had expected, for when she had
+reached Verona and was looking for the house of Juliet Capulet, her
+eyes fell shut. The stub of candle in the little silver holder
+gradually burned down, flickered once or twice, and went out.
+
+Effi had slept quite soundly for a while, when all of a sudden she
+started up out of her sleep with a loud scream, indeed, she was able
+to hear the scream, as she awoke, and she also noticed Rollo's barking
+outside. His "bow-wow" went echoing down the hall, muffled and almost
+terrifying. She felt as though her heart stood still, and was unable
+to call out. At this moment something whisked past her, and the door
+into the hall sprang open. But the moment of extreme fright was also
+the moment of her rescue, for, instead of something terrible, Rollo
+now came up to her, sought her hand with his head, and, when he had
+found it, lay down upon the rug before her bed. With her other hand
+Effi had pressed three times on the button of the bell and in less
+than half a minute Johanna was there, in her bare feet, her skirt
+hanging over her arm and a large checkered cloth thrown over her head
+and shoulders.
+
+"Thank heaven, Johanna, that you are here."
+
+"What was the matter, your Ladyship? Your Ladyship has had a dream."
+
+"Yes, a dream. It must have been something of the sort, but it was
+something else besides."
+
+"Pray, what, your Ladyship?"
+
+"I was sleeping quite soundly and suddenly I started up and
+screamed--perhaps it was a nightmare--they have nightmares in our
+family--My father has them, too, and frightens us with them. Mama
+always says he ought not to humor himself so--But that is easy to
+say--Well, I started up out of my sleep and screamed, and when I
+looked around, as well as I could in the dark, something slipped past
+my bed, right there where you are standing now, Johanna, and then it
+was gone. And if I ask myself seriously, what it was--"
+
+"Well, your Ladyship?"
+
+"And if I ask myself seriously--I don't like to say it, Johanna--but I
+believe it was the Chinaman."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich_
+A STREET SCENE AT PARIS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+"The one from upstairs?" said Johanna, trying to laugh, "our little
+Chinaman that we pasted on the back of the chair, Christel and I? Oh,
+your Ladyship has been dreaming, and even if your Ladyship was awake,
+it all came from a dream."
+
+"I should believe that, if it had not been exactly the moment when
+Rollo began to bark outside. So he must have seen it too. Then the
+door flew open and the good faithful animal sprang toward me, as
+though he were coming to my rescue. Oh, my dear Johanna, it was
+terrible. And I so alone and so young. Oh, if I only had some one here
+with whom I could weep. But so far from home--alas, from home."
+
+"The master may come any hour."
+
+"No, he shall not come. He shall not see me thus. He would probably
+laugh at me and I could never pardon him for that. For it was so
+fearful, Johanna--You must stay here now--But let Christel sleep and
+Frederick too. Nobody must know about it."
+
+"Or perhaps I may fetch Mrs. Kruse to join us. She doesn't sleep
+anyhow; she sits there all night long."
+
+"No, no, she is a kindred spirit. That black chicken has something to
+do with it, too. She must not come. No, Johanna, you just stay here
+yourself. And how fortunate that you merely drew the shutters to. Push
+them open, make a loud noise, so that I may hear a human sound, a
+human sound--I have to call it that, even if it seems queer--and then
+open the window a little bit, that I may have air and light."
+
+Johanna did as ordered and Effi leaned back upon her pillows and soon
+thereafter fell into a lethargic sleep.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+It was six o'clock in the morning when Innstetten returned home from
+Varzin. He made Rollo omit all demonstrations of affection and then
+retired as quietly as possible to his room. Here he lay down in a
+comfortable position, but would not allow Frederick to do more than
+cover him up with a traveling rug. "Wake me at nine." And at this hour
+he was wakened. He arose quickly and said: "Bring my breakfast."
+
+"Her Ladyship is still asleep."
+
+"But it is late. Has anything happened?"
+
+"I don't know. I only know that Johanna had to sleep all night in her
+Ladyship's room."
+
+"Well, send Johanna to me then."
+
+She came. She had the same rosy complexion as ever, and so seemed not
+to have been specially upset by the events of the night.
+
+"What is this I hear about her Ladyship? Frederick tells me something
+happened and you slept in her room."
+
+"Yes, Sir Baron. Her Ladyship rang three times in very quick
+succession, and I thought at once it meant something. And it did, too.
+She probably had a dream, or it may perhaps have been the other
+thing."
+
+"What other thing?"
+
+"Oh, your Lordship knows, I believe."
+
+"I know nothing. In any case we must put an end to it. And how did you
+find her Ladyship?"
+
+"She was beside herself and clung to Rollo's collar with all her
+might. The dog was standing beside her Ladyship's bed and was
+frightened also."
+
+"And what had she dreamed, or, if you prefer, what had she heard or
+seen? What did she say?"
+
+"That it just slipped along close by her."
+
+"What? Who?"
+
+"The man from upstairs. The one from the social hall or from the small
+chamber."
+
+"Nonsense, I say. Over and over that same silly stuff. I don't want to
+hear any more about it. And then you stayed with her Ladyship?"
+
+"Yes, your Lordship. I made a bed on the floor close by her. And I had
+to hold her hand, and then she went to sleep."
+
+"And she is still sleeping?"
+
+"Very soundly."
+
+"I am worried about that, Johanna. One can sleep one's self well, but
+also ill. We must waken her, cautiously, of course, so that she will
+not be startled again. And tell Frederick not to bring the breakfast.
+I will wait till her Ladyship is here. Now let me see how clever you
+can be."
+
+Half an hour later Effi came. She looked charming, but quite pale, and
+was leaning on Johanna. The moment she caught sight of Innstetten she
+rushed up to him and embraced and kissed him, while the tears streamed
+down her face. "Oh, Geert, thank heaven, you are here. All is well
+again now. You must not go away again, you must not leave me alone
+again."
+
+"My dear Effi--Just put it down, Frederick, I will do the rest--my
+dear Effi, I am not leaving you alone from lack of consideration or
+from caprice, but because it is necessary. I have no choice. I am a
+man in office and cannot say to the Prince, or even to the Princess:
+Your Highness, I cannot come; my wife is so alone, or, my wife is
+afraid. If I said that it would put us in a rather comical light, me
+certainly, and you, too. But first take a cup of coffee."
+
+Effi drank her coffee and its stimulating effect was plainly to be
+seen. Then she took her husband's hand again and said: "You shall have
+your way. I see, it is impossible. And then, you know, we aspire to
+something higher. I say we, for I am really more eager for it than
+you."
+
+"All wives are," laughed Innstetten.
+
+"So it is settled. You will accept invitations as heretofore, and I
+will stay here and wait for my 'High Lord,' which reminds me of Hulda
+under the elder tree. I wonder how she is getting along?"
+
+"Young ladies like Hulda always get along well. But what else were you
+going to say?"
+
+"I was going to say, I will stay here, and even alone, if necessary.
+But not in this house. Let us move out. There are such handsome houses
+along the quay, one between Consul Martens and Consul Grützmacher, and
+one on the Market, just opposite Gieshübler. Why can't we live there?
+Why here, of all places? When we have had friends and relatives as
+guests in our house I have often heard that in Berlin families move
+out on account of piano playing, or on account of cockroaches, or on
+account of an unfriendly concierge. If it is done on account of such a
+trifle--"
+
+"Trifle? Concierge? Don't say that."
+
+"If it is possible because of such things it must also be possible
+here, where you are district councillor and the people are obliged to
+do your bidding and many even owe you a debt of gratitude. Gieshübler
+would certainly help us, even if only for my sake, for he will
+sympathize with me. And now say, Geert, shall we give up this
+abominable house, this house with the--"
+
+"Chinaman, you mean. You see, Effi, one can pronounce the fearful word
+without his appearing. What you saw or what, as you think, slipped
+past your bed, was the little Chinaman that the maids pasted on the
+back of the chair upstairs. I'll wager he had a blue coat on and a
+very flat-crowned hat, with a shining button on top."
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Now you see, a dream, a hallucination. And then, I presume, Johanna
+told you something last night, about the wedding upstairs."
+
+"No."
+
+"So much the better."
+
+"She didn't tell me a word. But from all this I can see that there is
+something queer here. And then the crocodile; everything is so uncanny
+here."
+
+"The first evening, when you saw the crocodile, you considered it
+fairy-like--"
+
+"Yes, then."
+
+"And then, Effi, I can't well leave here now, even if it were possible
+to sell the house or make an exchange. It is with this exactly as with
+declining an invitation to Varzin. I can't have the people here in the
+city saying that District Councillor Innstetten is selling his house
+because his wife saw the little pasted-up picture of a Chinaman as a
+ghost by her bed. I should be lost, Effi. One can never recover from
+such ridiculousness."
+
+"But, Geert, are you so sure that there is nothing of the kind?"
+
+"That I will not affirm. It is a thing that one can believe or,
+better, not believe. But supposing there were such things, what harm
+do they do? The fact that bacilli are flying around in the air, of
+which you have doubtless heard, is much worse and more dangerous than
+all this scurrying about of ghosts, assuming that they do scurry
+about, and that such a thing really exists. Then I am particularly
+surprised to see _you_ show such fear and such an aversion, you a
+Briest. Why, it is as though you came from a low burgher family.
+Ghosts are a distinction, like the family tree and the like, and I
+know families that would as lief give up their coat of arms as their
+'Lady in white,' who may even be in black, for that matter."
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Well, Effi; no answer?"
+
+"What do you expect me to answer? I have given in to you and shown
+myself docile, but I think you in turn might be more sympathetic. If
+you knew how I long for sympathy. I have suffered a great deal, really
+a very great deal, and when I saw you I thought I should now be rid of
+my fear. But you merely told me you had no desire to make yourself
+ridiculous in the eyes either of the Prince or of the city. That is
+small comfort. I consider it small, and so much the smaller, since, to
+cap the climax, you contradict yourself, and not only seem to believe
+in these things yourself, but even expect me to have a nobleman's
+pride in ghosts. Well, I haven't. When you talk about families that
+value their ghosts as highly as their coat of arms, all I have to say
+is, that is a matter of taste, and I count my coat of arms worth more.
+Thank heaven, we Briests have no ghosts. The Briests were always very
+good people and that probably accounts for it."
+
+The dispute would doubtless have gone on longer and might perhaps have
+led to a first serious misunderstanding if Frederick had not entered
+to hand her Ladyship a letter. "From Mr. Gieshübler. The messenger is
+waiting for an answer."
+
+All the ill-humor on Effi's countenance vanished immediately. It did
+her good merely to hear Gieshübler's name, and her cheerful feeling
+was further heightened when she examined the letter. In the first
+place it was not a letter at all, but a note, the address "Madame the
+Baroness von Innstetten, _née_ Briest," in a beautiful court hand, and
+instead of a seal a little round picture pasted on, a lyre with a
+staff sticking in it. But the staff might also be an arrow. She handed
+the note to her husband, who likewise admired it.
+
+"Now read it."
+
+Effi broke open the wafer and read: "Most highly esteemed Lady, most
+gracious Baroness: Permit me to join to my most respectful forenoon
+greeting a most humble request. By the noon train a dear friend of
+mine for many years past, a daughter of our good city of Kessin, Miss
+Marietta Trippelli, will arrive here to sojourn in our midst
+till tomorrow morning. On the 17th she expects to be in St.
+Petersburg, where she will give concerts till the middle of January.
+Prince Kotschukoff is again opening his hospitable house to her. In
+her immutable kindness to me, Miss Trippelli has promised to spend
+this evening at my house and sing some songs, leaving the choice
+entirely to me, for she knows no such thing as difficulty. Could
+Madame the Baroness consent to attend this soirée musicale, at seven
+o'clock? Your husband, upon whose appearance I count with certainty,
+will support my most humble request. The only other guests are Pastor
+Lindequist, who will accompany, and the widow Trippel, of course.
+Your most obedient servant. A. Gieshübler."
+
+"Well," said Innstetten, "yes or no?"
+
+"Yes, of course. That will pull me through. Besides, I cannot decline
+my dear Gieshübler's very first invitation."
+
+"Agreed. So, Frederick, tell Mirambo, for I take it for granted he
+brought the letter, that we shall have the honor."
+
+Frederick went out. When he was gone Effi asked: "Who is Mirambo?"
+
+"The genuine Mirambo is a robber chief in Africa,--Lake Tanganyika, if
+your geography extends that far--but ours is merely Gieshübler's
+charcoal dispenser and factotum, and will this evening, in all
+probability, serve as a waiter in dress coat and cotton gloves."
+
+It was quite apparent that the little incident had had a favorable
+effect on Effi and had restored to her a good share of her
+light-heartedness. But Innstetten wished to do what he could to hasten
+the convalescence. "I am glad you said yes, so quickly and without
+hesitation, and now I should like to make a further proposal to you to
+restore you entirely to your normal condition. I see plainly, you are
+still annoyed by something from last night foreign to my Effi and it
+must be got rid of absolutely. There is nothing better for that than
+fresh air. The weather is splendid, cool and mild at the same time,
+with hardly a breeze stirring. How should you like to take a drive
+with me? A long one, not merely out through the "Plantation." In the
+sleigh, of course, with the sleigh-bells on and the white snow
+blankets. Then if we are back by four you can take a rest, and at
+seven we shall be at Gieshübler's and hear Trippelli."
+
+Effi took his hand. "How good you are, Geert, and how indulgent! For I
+must have seemed to you very childish, or at least very childlike,
+first in the episode of fright and then, later, when I asked you to
+sell the house, but worst of all in what I said about the Prince. I
+urged you to break off all connection with him, and that would be
+ridiculous. For after all he is the one man who has to decide our
+destiny. Mine, too. You don't know how ambitious I am. To tell the
+truth, it was only out of ambition that I married you. Oh, you must
+not put on such a serious expression. I love you, you know. What is it
+we say when we pluck a blossom and tear off the petals? 'With all my
+heart, with grief and pain, beyond compare.'" She burst out laughing.
+"And now tell me," she continued, as Innstetten still kept silent,
+"whither shall we go?"
+
+"I thought, to the railway station, by a roundabout way, and then back
+by the turnpike. We can dine at the station or, better, at
+Golchowski's, at the Prince Bismarck Hotel, which we passed on the day
+of our return home, as you perhaps remember. Such a visit always has a
+good effect, and then I can have a political conversation with the
+Starost by the grace of Effi, and even if he does not amount to much
+personally he keeps his hotel in good condition and his cuisine in
+still better. The people here are connoisseurs when it comes to eating
+and drinking."
+
+It was about eleven when they had this conversation. At twelve Kruse
+drove the sleigh up to the door and Effi got in. Johanna was going to
+bring a foot bag and furs, but Effi, after all that she had juat
+passed through, felt so strongly the need of fresh air that she took
+only a double blanket and refused everything else. Innstetten said to
+Kruse: "Now, Kruse, we want to drive to the station where you and I
+were this morning. The people will wonder at it, but that doesn't
+matter. Say, we drive here past the 'Plantation,' and then to the left
+toward the Kroschentin church tower. Make the horses fly. We must be
+at the station at one."
+
+Thus began the drive. Over the white roofs of the city hung a bank of
+smoke, for there was little stir in the air. They flew past Utpatel's
+mill, which turned very slowly, and drove so close to the churchyard
+that the tips of the barberry bushes which hung out over the lattice
+brushed against Effi, and showered snow upon her blanket. On the other
+side of the road was a fenced-in plot, not much larger than a garden
+bed, and with nothing to be seen inside except a young pine tree,
+which rose out of the centre.
+
+"Is anybody buried there?" asked Effi.
+
+"Yes, the Chinaman."
+
+Effi was startled; it came to her like a stab. But she had strength
+enough to control herself and ask with apparent composure: "Ours?"
+
+"Yes, ours. Of course, he could not be accommodated in the community
+graveyard and so Captain Thomsen, who was what you might call his
+friend, bought this patch and had him buried here. There is also a
+stone with an inscription. It all happened before my time, of course,
+but it is still talked about."
+
+"So there is something in it after all. A story. You said something of
+the kind this morning. And I suppose it would be best for me to hear
+what it is. So long as I don't know, I shall always be a victim of my
+imaginations, in spite of all my good resolutions. Tell me the real
+story. The reality cannot worry me so much as my fancy."
+
+"Good for you, Effi. I didn't intend to speak about it. But now it
+comes in naturally, and that is well. Besides, to tell the truth, it
+is nothing at all."
+
+"All the same to me: nothing at all or much or little. Only begin."
+
+"Yes, that is easy to say. The beginning is always the hardest part,
+even with stories. Well, I think I shall begin with Captain Thomsen."
+
+"Very well."
+
+"Now Thomsen, whom I have already mentioned, was for many years a
+so-called China-voyager, always on the way between Shanghai and
+Singapore with a cargo of rice, and may have been about sixty when he
+arrived here. I don't know whether he was born here or whether he had
+other relations here. To make a long story short, now that he was here
+he sold his ship, an old tub that he disposed of for very little, and
+bought a house, the same that we are now living in. For out in the
+world he had become a wealthy man. This accounts for the crocodile and
+the shark and, of course, the ship. Thomsen was a very adroit man, as
+I have been told, and well liked, even by Mayor Kirstein, but above
+all by the man who was at that time the pastor in Kessin, a native of
+Berlin, who had come here shortly before Thomsen and had met with a
+great deal of opposition."
+
+"I believe it. I notice the same thing. They are so strict and
+self-righteous here. I believe that is Pomeranian."
+
+"Yes and no, depending. There are other regions where they are not at
+all strict and where things go topsy-turvy--But just see, Effi, there
+we have the Kroschentin church tower right close in front of us. Shall
+we not give up the station and drive over to see old Mrs. von
+Grasenabb? Sidonie, if I am rightly informed, is not at home. So we
+might risk it."
+
+"I beg you, Geert, what are you thinking of? Why, it is heavenly to
+fly along thus, and I can simply feel myself being restored and all my
+fear falling from me. And now you ask me to sacrifice all that merely
+to pay these old people a flying visit and very likely cause them
+embarrassment. For heaven's sake let us not. And then I want above all
+to hear the story. We were talking about Captain Thomsen, whom I
+picture to myself as a Dane or an Englishman, very clean, with white
+stand-up collar, and perfectly white linen."
+
+"Quite right. So he is said to have looked. And with him lived a young
+person of about twenty, whom some took for his niece, but most people
+for his grand-daughter. The latter, however, considering their ages,
+was hardly possible. Beside the grand-daughter or the niece, there was
+also a Chinaman living with him, the same one who lies there among the
+dunes and whose grave we have just passed."
+
+"Fine, fine."
+
+"This Chinaman was a servant at Thomsen's and Thomsen thought a great
+deal of him, so that he was really more a friend than a servant. And
+it remained so for over a year. Then suddenly it was rumored that
+Thomsen's grand-daughter, who, I believe, was called Nina, was to be
+married to a captain, in accordance with the old man's wish. And so
+indeed it came about. There was a grand wedding at the house, the
+Berlin pastor married them. The miller Utpatel, a Scottish Covenanter,
+and Gieshübler, a feeble light in church matters, were invited, but
+the more prominent guests were a number of captains with their wives
+and daughters. And, as you can imagine, there was a lively time. In
+the evening there was dancing, and the bride danced with every man and
+finally with the Chinaman. Then all of a sudden the report spread that
+she had vanished. And she was really gone, somewhere, but nobody knew
+just what had happened. A fortnight later the Chinaman died. Thomsen
+bought the plot I have shown you and had him buried in it. The Berlin
+Pastor is said to have remarked: 'The Chinaman might just as well have
+been buried in the Christian churchyard, for he was a very good man
+and exactly as good as the rest.' Whom he really meant by the rest,
+Gieshübler says nobody quite knew."
+
+"Well, in this matter I am absolutely against the pastor. Nobody ought
+to say such things, for they are dangerous and unbecoming. Even
+Niemeyer would not have said that."
+
+"The poor pastor, whose name, by the way, was Trippel, was very
+seriously criticised for it, and it was truly a blessing that he soon
+afterward died, for he would have lost his position otherwise. The
+city was opposed to him, just as you are, in spite of the fact that
+they had called him, and the Consistory, of course, was even more
+antagonistic."
+
+"Trippel, you say? Then, I presume, there is some connection between
+him and the pastor's widow, Mrs. Trippel, whom we are to see this
+evening."
+
+"Certainly there is a connection. He was her husband, and the father
+of Miss Trippelli."
+
+Effi laughed. "Of Miss Trippelli! At last I see the whole affair in a
+clear light. That she was born in Kessin, Gieshübler wrote me, you
+remember. But I thought she was the daughter of an Italian consul. We
+have so many foreign names here, you know. And now I find she is good
+German and a descendant of Trippel. Is she so superior that she could
+venture to Italianize her name in this fashion?"
+
+"The daring shall inherit the earth. Moreover she is quite good. She
+spent a few years in Paris with the famous Madame Viardot, and there
+made the acquaintance of the Russian Prince. Russian Princes, you
+know, are very enlightened, are above petty class prejudices, and
+Kotschukoff and Gieshübler--whom she calls uncle, by the way, and one
+might almost call him a born uncle--it is, strictly speaking, these
+two who have made little Marie Trippel what she is. It was Gieshübler
+who induced her to go to Paris and Kotschukoff made her over into
+Marietta Trippelli."
+
+"Ah, Geert, what a charming story this is and what a humdrum life I
+have led in Hohen-Cremmen! Never a thing out of the ordinary."
+
+Innstetten took her hand and said: "You must not speak thus, Effi.
+With respect to ghosts one may take whatever attitude one likes. But
+beware of 'out of the ordinary' things, or what is loosely called out
+of the ordinary. That which appears to you so enticing, even a life
+such as Miss Trippelli leads, is as a rule bought at the price of
+happiness. I know quite well how you love Hohen-Cremmen and are
+attached to it, but you often make sport of it, too, and have no
+conception of how much quiet days like those in Hohen-Cremmen mean."
+
+"Yes I have," she said. "I know very well. Only I like to hear about
+something else once in a while, and then the desire comes over me to
+have a similar experience. But you are quite right, and, to tell the
+truth, I long for peace and quiet."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "My dear, dear Effi, that again
+you only imagine. Always fancies, first one thing, then another."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+[Innstetten and Effi stopped at the Prince Bismarck Hotel for dinner
+and heard some of Golchowski's gossip. All three went out near the
+tracks, when they heard a fast express coming, and as it passed in the
+direction of Effi's old home, it filled her heart with longing. The
+soirée musicale at Gieshübler's was particularly enlivened by the
+bubbling humor of Miss Trippelli, whose singing was excellent, but did
+not overshadow her talent as a conversationalist. Effi admired her
+ability to sing dramatic pieces with composure. An uncanny ballad led
+to a discussion of haunted houses and ghosts, in both of which Miss
+Trippelli believed.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+The guests did not go home till late. Soon after ten Effi remarked to
+Gieshübler that it was about time to leave, as Miss Trippelli must not
+miss her train and would have to leave Kessin at six in order to catch
+it. But Miss Trippelli overheard the remark and, in her own peculiar
+unabashed way, protested against such thoughtful consideration. "Ah,
+most gracious Lady, you think that one following my career needs
+regular sleep, but you are mistaken. What we need regularly is
+applause and high prices. Oh, laugh if you like. Besides, I can sleep
+in my compartment on the train--for one learns to do such things--in
+any position and even on my left side, and I don't even need to
+unfasten my dress. To be sure, I am never laced tight; chest and lungs
+must always be free, and, above all, the heart. Yes, most gracious
+Lady, that is the prime essential. And then, speaking of sleep in
+general, it is not the quantity that tells; it is the quality. A good
+nap of five minutes is better than five hours of restless turning over
+and over, first one way, then the other. Besides, one sleeps
+marvelously in Russia, in spite of the strong tea. It must be the air
+that causes it, or late dinners, or because one is so pampered. There
+are no cares in Russia; in that regard Russia is better than America.
+In the matter of money the two are equal." After this explanation on
+the part of Miss Trippelli, Effi desisted from further warnings that
+it was time to go. When twelve o'clock came, the guests, who had
+meanwhile developed a certain degree of intimacy, bade their host a
+merry and hearty good night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Three days later Gieshübler's friend brought herself once more to
+Effi's attention by a telegram in French, from St. Petersburg: "Madame
+the Baroness von Innstetten, née von Briest. Arrived safe. Prince K.
+at station. More taken with me than ever. Thousand thanks for your
+good reception. Kindest regards to Monsieur the Baron. Marietta
+Trippelli."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and gave more enthusiastic expression to his
+delight than Effi was able to understand.
+
+"I don't understand you, Geert."
+
+"Because you don't understand Miss Trippelli. It's her true self in
+the telegram, perfect to a dot."
+
+"So you take it all as a bit of comedy."
+
+"As what else could I take it, pray? All calculated for friends there
+and here, for Kotschukoff and Gieshübler. Gieshübler will probably
+found something for Miss Trippelli, or maybe just leave her a legacy."
+
+Gieshübler's party had occurred in the middle of December.
+Immediately thereafter began the preparations for Christmas. Effi, who
+might otherwise have found it hard to live through these days,
+considered it a blessing to have a household with demands that had to
+be satisfied. It was a time for pondering, deciding, and buying, and
+this left no leisure for gloomy thoughts. The day before Christmas
+gifts arrived from her parents, and in the parcels were packed a
+variety of trifles from the precentor's family: beautiful queenings
+from a tree grafted by Effi and Jahnke several years ago, beside brown
+pulse-warmers and knee-warmers from Bertha and Hertha. Hulda only
+wrote a few lines, because, as she pretended, she had still to knit a
+traveling shawl for X. "That is simply not true," said Effi, "I'll
+wager, there is no X in existence. What a pity she cannot cease
+surrounding herself with admirers who do not exist!"
+
+When the evening came Innstetten himself arranged the presents for his
+young wife. The tree was lit, and a small angel hung at the top. On
+the tree was discovered a cradle with pretty transparencies and
+inscriptions, one of which referred to an event looked forward to in
+the Innstetten home the following year. Effi read it and blushed. Then
+she started toward Innstetten to thank him, but before she had time to
+carry out her design a Yule gift was thrown into the hall with a
+shout, in accordance with the old Pomeranian custom. It proved to be a
+box filled with a world of things. At the bottom they found the most
+important gift of all, a neat little lozenge box, with a number of
+Japanese pictures pasted on it, and inside of it a note, running,--
+
+
+ "Three kings once came on a Christmas eve,
+ The king of the Moors was one, I believe;--
+ The druggist at the sign of the Moor
+ Today with spices raps at your door;
+ Regretting no incense or myrrh to have found,
+ He throws pistachio and almonds around."
+
+
+Effi read the note two or three times and was pleased. "The homage of
+a good man has something very comforting about it. Don't you think so,
+Geert?"
+
+"Certainly I do. It is the only thing that can afford real pleasure,
+or at least ought to. Every one is otherwise so encumbered with stupid
+obligations--I am myself. But, after all, one is what one is."
+
+The first holiday was church day, on the second they went to the
+Borckes'. Everybody was there, except the Grasenabbs, who declined to
+come, "because Sidonie was not at home." This excuse struck everybody
+as rather strange. Some even whispered: "On the contrary, this is the
+very reason they ought to have come."
+
+New Year's eve there was to be a club ball, which Effi could not well
+miss, nor did she wish to, for it would give her an opportunity to see
+the cream of the city all at once. Johanna had her hands full with the
+preparation of the ball dress. Gieshübler, who, in addition to his
+other hobbies, owned a hothouse, had sent Effi some camelias.
+Innstetten, in spite of the little time at his disposal, had to drive
+in the afternoon to Papenhagen, where three barns had burned.
+
+It became very quiet in the house. Christel, not having anything to
+do, sleepily shoved a footstool up to the stove, and Effi retired into
+her bedroom, where she sat down at a small writing desk between the
+mirror and the sofa, to write to her mother. She had already written a
+postal card, acknowledging receipt of the Christmas letter and
+presents, but had written no other news for weeks.
+
+/#
+ "Kessin, Dec. 31.
+
+ "_My dear mama_:
+
+ "This will probably be a long letter, as I have not let you
+ hear from me for a long time. The card doesn't count. The last
+ time I wrote, I was in the midst of Christmas preparations; now
+ the Christmas holidays are past and gone. Innstetten and my
+ good friend Gieshübler left nothing undone to make Holy Night
+ as agreeable for me as possible, but I felt a little lonely and
+ homesick for you. Generally speaking, much as I have cause to
+ be grateful and happy, I cannot rid myself entirely of a
+ feeling of loneliness, and if I formerly made more fun than
+ necessary, perhaps, of Hulda's eternal tears of emotion, I am
+ now being punished for it and have to fight against such tears
+ myself, for Innstetten must not see them. However, I am sure
+ that it will all be better when our household is more
+ enlivened, which is soon to be the case, my dear mama. What I
+ recently hinted at is now a certainty and Innstetten gives me
+ daily proof of his joy on account of it. It is not necessary to
+ assure you how happy I myself am when I think of it, for the
+ simple reason that I shall then have life and entertainment at
+ home, or, as Geert says, 'a dear little plaything.' This word
+ of his is doubtless proper, but I wish he would not use it,
+ because it always give me a little shock and reminds me how
+ young I am and that I still half belong in the nursery. This
+ notion never leaves me (Geert says it is pathological) and, as
+ a result, the thing that should be my highest happiness is
+ almost the contrary, a constant embarrassment for me. Recently,
+ dear mama, when the good Flemming damsels plied me with all
+ sorts of questions imaginable, it seemed as though I were
+ undergoing an examination poorly prepared, and I think I must
+ have answered very stupidly. I was out of sorts, too, for often
+ what looks like sympathy is mere inquisitiveness, and theirs
+ impressed me as the more meddlesome, since I have a long while
+ yet to wait for the happy event. Some time in the summer, early
+ in July, I think. You must come then, or better still, so soon
+ as I am at all able to get about, I'll take a vacation and set
+ out for Hohen-Cremmen to see you. Oh, how happy it makes me to
+ think of it and of the Havelland air! Here it is almost always
+ cold and raw. There I shall drive out upon the marsh every day
+ and see red and yellow flowers everywhere, and I can even now
+ see the baby stretching out its hands for them, for I know it
+ must feel really at home there. But I write this for you alone.
+ Innstetten must not know about it and I should excuse myself
+ even to you for wanting to come to Hohen-Cremmen with the baby,
+ and for announcing my visit so early, instead of inviting you
+ urgently and cordially to Kessin, which, you may know, has
+ fifteen hundred summer guests every year, and ships with all
+ kinds of flags, and even a hotel among the dunes. But if I show
+ so little hospitality it is not because I am inhospitable. I am
+ not so degenerate as that. It is simply because our residence,
+ with all its handsome and unusual features, is in reality not a
+ suitable house at all; it is only a lodging for two people, and
+ hardly that, for we haven't even a dining room, which, as you
+ can well imagine, is embarrassing when people come to visit us.
+ True, we have other rooms upstairs, a large social hall and
+ four small rooms, but there is something uninviting about them,
+ and I should call them lumber rooms, if there were any lumber
+ in them. But they are entirely empty, except for a few
+ rush-bottomed chairs, and leave a very queer impression, to say
+ the least. You no doubt think this very easy to change, but the
+ house we live in is--is haunted. Now it is out. I beseech you,
+ however, not to make any reference to this in your answer, for
+ I always show Innstetten your letters and he would be beside
+ himself if he found out what I have written to you. I ought not
+ to have done it either, especially as I have been undisturbed
+ for a good many weeks and have ceased to be afraid; but Johanna
+ tells me it will come back again, especially if some new person
+ appears in the house. I couldn't think of exposing you to such
+ a danger, or--if that is too harsh an expression--to such a
+ peculiar and uncomfortable disturbance. I will not trouble you
+ with the matter itself today, at least not in detail. They tell
+ the story of an old captain, a so-called China-voyager, and
+ his grand-daughter, who after a short engagement to a young
+ captain here suddenly vanished on her wedding day. That might
+ pass, but there is something of greater moment. A young
+ Chinaman, whom her father had brought back from China and who
+ was at first the servant and later the friend of the old man,
+ died shortly afterward and was buried in a lonely spot near the
+ churchyard. Not long ago I drove by there, but turned my face
+ away quickly and looked in the other direction, because I
+ believe I should otherwise have seen him sitting on the grave.
+ For oh, my dear mama, I have really seen him once, or it at
+ least seemed so, when I was sound asleep and Innstetten was
+ away from home visiting the Prince. It was terrible. I should
+ not like to experience anything like it again. I can't well
+ invite you to such a house, handsome as it is otherwise, for,
+ strange to say, it is both uncanny and cozy. Innstetten did not
+ do exactly the right thing about it either, if you will allow
+ me to say so, in spite of the fact that I finally agreed with
+ him in many particulars. He expected me to consider it nothing
+ but old wives' nonsense and laugh about it, but all of a sudden
+ he himself seemed to believe in it, at the very time when he
+ was making the queer demand of me to consider such hauntings a
+ mark of blue blood and old nobility. But I can't do it and I
+ won't, either. Kind as he is in other regards, in this
+ particular he is not kind and considerate enough toward me.
+ That there is something in it I know from Johanna and also from
+ Mrs. Kruse. The latter is our coachman's wife and always sits
+ holding a black chicken in an overheated room. This alone is
+ enough to scare one. Now you know why _I_ want to come when the
+ time arrives. Oh, if it were only time now! There are so many
+ reasons for this wish. Tonight we have a New Year's eve ball,
+ and Gieshübler, the only amiable man here, in spite of the fact
+ that he has one shoulder higher than the other, or, to tell the
+ truth, has even a greater deformity--Gieshübler has sent me
+ some camelias. Perhaps I shall dance after all. Our doctor says
+ it would not hurt me; on the contrary. Innstetten has also
+ given his consent, which almost surprised me. And now remember
+ me to papa and kiss him for me, and all the other dear friends.
+ Happy New Year!
+
+ Your Effi."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+The New Year's eve ball lasted till the early morning and Effi was
+generously admired, not quite so unhesitatingly, to be sure, as the
+bouquet of camelias, which was known to have come from Gieshübler's
+greenhouse. After the ball everybody fell back into the same old
+routine, and hardly any attempt was made to establish closer social
+relations. Hence the winter seemed very long. Visits from the noble
+families of the neighborhood were rare, and when Effi was reminded of
+her duty to return the visits she always remarked in a half-sorrowful
+tone: "Yes, Geert, if it is absolutely necessary, but I shall be bored
+to death." Innstetten never disputed the statement. What was said,
+during these afternoon calls, about families, children, and
+agriculture, was bearable, but when church questions were discussed
+and the pastors present were treated like little popes, even looked
+upon themselves as such, then Effi lost her patience and her mind
+wandered sadly back to Niemeyer, who was always modest and
+unpretentious, in spite of the fact that on every important occasion
+it was said he had the stuff in him to be called to the cathedral.
+Seemingly friendly as were the Borcke, Flemming, and Grasenabb
+families, with the exception of Sidonie Grasenabb, real friendship was
+out of the question, and often there would have been very little of
+pleasure and amusement, or even of reasonably agreeable association,
+if it had not been for Gieshübler.
+
+He looked out for Effi as though he were a special Providence, and she
+was grateful to him for it. In addition to his many other interests he
+was a faithful and attentive reader of the newspapers. He was, in
+fact, the head of the Journal Club, and so scarcely a day passed that
+Mirambo did not bring to Effi a large white envelope full of separate
+sheets and whole papers, in which particular passages were marked,
+usually with a fine lead pencil, but occasionally with a heavy blue
+pencil and an exclamation or interrogation point. And that was not
+all. He also sent figs and dates, and chocolate drops done up in satin
+paper and tied with a little red ribbon. Whenever any specially
+beautiful flower was blooming in his greenhouse he would bring some of
+the blossoms himself and spend a happy hour chatting with his adored
+friend. He cherished in his heart, both separately and combined, all
+the beautiful emotions of love--that of a father and an uncle, a
+teacher and an admirer. Effi was affected by all these attentions and
+wrote to Hohen-Cremmen about them so often that her mother began to
+tease her about her "love for the alchymist." But this well-meant
+teasing failed of its purpose; it was almost painful to her, in fact,
+because it made her conscious, even though but dimly, of what was
+really lacking in her married life, viz., outspoken admiration,
+helpful suggestions, and little attentions.
+
+Innstetten was kind and good, but he was not a lover. He felt that he
+loved Effi; hence his clear conscience did not require him to make any
+special effort to show it. It had almost become a rule with him to
+retire from his wife's room to his own when Frederick brought the
+lamp. "I have a difficult matter yet to attend to." With that he went.
+To be sure, the portiere was left thrown back, so that Effi could hear
+the turning of the pages of the document or the scratching of his pen,
+but that was all. Then Rollo would often come and lie down before her
+upon the fireplace rug, as much as to say: "Must just look after you
+again; nobody else does." Then she would stoop down and say softly:
+"Yes, Rollo, we are alone." At nine Innstetten would come back for
+tea, usually with the newspaper in his hand, and would talk about the
+Prince, who was having so much annoyance again, especially because of
+that Eugen Richter, whose conduct and language beggared all
+description. Then he would read over the list of appointments made and
+orders conferred, to the most of which he objected. Finally he would
+talk about the election and how fortunate it was to preside over a
+district in which there was still some feeling of respect. When he had
+finished with this he asked Effi to play something, either from
+_Lohengrin_ or the _Walküre_, for he was a Wagner enthusiast. What had
+won him over to this composer nobody quite knew. Some said, his
+nerves, for matter-of-fact as he seemed, he was in reality nervous.
+Others ascribed it to Wagner's position on the Jewish question.
+Probably both sides were right. At ten Innstetten relaxed and indulged
+in a few well-meant, but rather tired caresses, which Effi accepted,
+without genuinely returning them.
+
+Thus passed the winter. April came and Effi was glad when the garden
+behind the court began to show green.
+
+She could hardly wait for summer to come with its walks along the
+beach and its guests at the baths. * * * The months had been so
+monotonous that she once wrote: "Can you imagine, mama, that I have
+almost become reconciled to our ghost? Of course, that terrible night,
+when Geert was away at the Prince's house, I should not like to live
+through again, no, certainly not; but this being always alone, with
+nothing whatever happening, is hard, too, and when I wake up in the
+night I occasionally listen to see if I can hear the shoes, shuffling
+up above, and when all is quiet I am almost disappointed and say to
+myself: If only it would come back, but not too bad and not too
+close!"
+
+It was in February that Effi wrote these words and now it was almost
+May. The "Plantation" was beginning to take on new life again and one
+could hear the song of the finches. During this same week the storks
+returned, and one of them soared slowly over her house and alighted
+upon a barn near Utpatel's mill, its old resting place. Effi, who now
+wrote to her mother more frequently than heretofore, reported this
+happening, and at the conclusion of her letter said: "I had almost
+forgotten one thing, my dear mama, viz., the new district commander of
+the landwehr, who has been here now for almost four weeks. But shall
+we really have him? That is the question, and a question of
+importance, too, much as my statement will make you laugh, because you
+do not know how we are suffering here from social famine. At least I
+am, for I am at a loss to know what to make of the nobility here. My
+fault, perhaps, but that is immaterial. The fact remains, there has
+been a famine, and for this reason I have looked forward, through all
+the winter months, to the new district commander as a bringer of
+comfort and deliverance. His predecessor was an abominable combination
+of bad manners and still worse morals and, as though that were not
+enough, was always in financial straits. We have suffered under him
+all this time, Innstetten more than I, and when we heard early in
+April that Major von Crampas was here--for that is the name of the new
+man--we rushed into each other's arms, as though no further harm could
+befall us in our dear Kessin. But, as already mentioned, it seems as
+though there will be nothing going on, now that he is here. He is
+married, has two children, one eight, the other ten years old, and
+his wife is a year older than he--say, forty-five. That of itself
+would make little difference, and why shouldn't I find a motherly
+friend delightfully entertaining? Miss Trippelli was nearly thirty,
+and I got along with her quite well. But Mrs. Crampas, who by the way
+was not a _von_, is impossible. She is always out of sorts, almost
+melancholy, much like our Mrs. Kruse, of whom she reminds me not a
+little, and it all comes from jealousy. Crampas himself is said to be
+a man of many 'relations,' a ladies' man, which always sounds
+ridiculous to me and would in this case, if he had not had a duel with
+a comrade on account of just such a thing. His left arm was shattered
+just below the shoulder and it is noticeable at first sight, in spite
+of the operation, which was heralded abroad as a masterpiece of
+surgical art. It was performed by Wilms and I believe they call it
+resection.
+
+"Both Mr. and Mrs. Crampas were at our house a fortnight ago to pay us
+a visit. The situation was painful, for Mrs. Crampas watched her
+husband so closely that he became half-embarrassed, and I wholly. That
+he can be different, even jaunty and in high spirits, I was convinced
+three days ago, when, he sat alone with Innstetten, and I was able to
+follow their conversation from my room. I afterward talked with him
+myself and found him a perfect gentleman and extraordinarily clever.
+Innstetten was in the same brigade with him during the war and they
+often saw each other at Count Gröben's to the north of Paris. Yes, my
+dear mama, he is just the man to instill new life into Kessin.
+Besides, he has none of the Pomeranian prejudices, even though he is
+said to have come from Swedish Pomerania. But his wife! Nothing can be
+done without her, of course, and still less with her."
+
+Effi was quite right. As a matter of fact no close friendship was
+established with the Crampas family. They met once at the Borckes',
+again quite casually at the station, and a few days later on a steamer
+excursion up the "Broad" to a large beech and oak forest called "The
+Chatter-man." But they merely exchanged short greetings, and Effi was
+glad when the bathing season opened early in June. To be sure, there
+was still a lack of summer visitors, who as a rule did not come in
+numbers before St. John's Day. But even the preparations afforded
+entertainment. In the "Plantation" a merry-go-round and targets were
+set up, the boatmen calked and painted their boats, every little
+apartment put up new curtains, and rooms with damp exposure and
+subject to dry-rot were fumigated and aired.
+
+In Effi's own home everybody was also more or less excited, not
+because of summer visitors, however, but of another expected arrival.
+Even Mrs. Kruse wished to help as much as she could. But Effi was
+alarmed at the thought of it and said: "Geert, don't let Mrs. Kruse
+touch anything. It would do no good, and I have enough to worry about
+without that." Innstetten promised all she asked, adding that Christel
+and Johanna would have plenty of time, anyhow.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[An elderly widow and her maid arrived and took rooms for the season
+opposite the Innstetten house. The widow died and was buried in the
+cemetery. After watching the funeral from her window Effi walked out
+to the hotel among the dunes and on her way home turned into the
+cemetery, where she found the widow's maid sitting in the burning
+sun.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"It is a hot place you have picked out," said Effi, "much too hot. And
+if you are not cautious you may have a sun-stroke."
+
+"That would be a blessing."
+
+"How so?"
+
+"Then I should be out of the world."
+
+"I don't think you ought to say that, even if you had bad luck or lost
+a dear friend. I presume you loved her very dearly?"
+
+"I? Her? Oh, heaven forbid!"
+
+"You are very sad, however, and there must be some cause."
+
+"There is, too, your Ladyship."
+
+"Do you know me?"
+
+"Yes. You are the wife of the district councillor across the street
+from us. I was always talking with the old woman about you. But the
+time came when she could talk no more, because she could not draw a
+good breath. There was something the matter with her here, dropsy,
+perhaps. But so long as she could speak she spoke incessantly. She was
+a genuine Berlin--"
+
+"Good woman?"
+
+"No. If I said that it would be a lie. She is in her grave now and we
+ought not to say anything bad about the dead, especially as even they
+hardly have peace. Oh well, I suppose she has found peace. But she was
+good for nothing and was quarrelsome and stingy and made no provision
+for me. The relatives who came yesterday from Berlin * * * were very
+rude and unkind to me and raised all sorts of objections when they
+paid me my wages, merely because they had to and because there are
+only six more days before the beginning of a new quarter. Otherwise I
+should have received nothing, or only half, or only a quarter--nothing
+with their good will. And they gave me a torn five-mark note to pay my
+fare back to Berlin. Well, it is just enough for a fourth-class ticket
+and I suppose I shall have to sit on my luggage. But I won't do it. I
+will sit here and wait till I die--Heavens, I thought I should have
+peace here and I could have stood it with the old woman, too. But now
+this has come to nothing and I shall have to be knocked around again.
+Besides, I am a Catholic. Oh, I have had enough of it and I wish I lay
+where the old woman lies. She might go on living for all of me. * * *"
+
+
+
+Rollo, who had accompanied Effi, had meanwhile sat down before the
+maid, with his tongue away out, and looked at her. When she stopped
+talking he arose, stepped forward, and laid his head upon her knees.
+Suddenly she was transformed. "My, this means something for me. Why,
+here is a creature that can endure me, that looks at me like a friend
+and lays its head on my knees. My, it has been a long time since
+anything like that has happened to me. Well, old boy, what's your
+name? My, but you are a splendid fellow!"
+
+"Rollo," said Effi.
+
+"Rollo; that is strange. But the name makes no difference. I have a
+strange name, too, that is, forename. And the likes of me have no
+other, you know."
+
+"What is your name?"
+
+"I am called Roswitha."
+
+"Yes, that is strange; why, that is--"
+
+"Yes, quite right, your Ladyship, it is a Catholic name. And that is
+another trouble, that I am a Catholic. From Eichsfeld. Being a
+Catholic makes it harder and more disagreeable for me. Many won't have
+Catholics, because they run to the church so much. * * *"
+
+"Roswitha," said Effi, sitting down by her on the bench. "What are you
+going to do now?"
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, what could I be going to do? Nothing. Honestly and
+truly, I should like to sit here and wait till I fall over dead. * *
+*"
+
+"I want to ask you something, Roswitha. Are you fond of children? Have
+you ever taken care of little children?"
+
+"Indeed I have. That is the best and finest thing about me. * * * When
+a dear little thing stands up in one's lap, a darling little creature
+like a doll, and looks at one with its little peepers, that, I tell
+you, is something that opens up one's heart. * * *"
+
+"Now let me tell you, Roswitha, you are a good true person; I can
+tell it by your looks. A little bit unceremonious, but that doesn't
+hurt; it is often true of the best people, and I have had confidence
+in you from the beginning. Will you come along to my house? It seems
+as though God had sent you to me. I am expecting a little one soon,
+and may God help me at the time. When the child comes it must be cared
+for and waited upon and perhaps even fed from a bottle, though I hope
+not. But one can never tell. What do you say? Will you come?"
+
+Roswitha sprang up, seized the hand of the young wife and kissed it
+fervently. "Oh, there is indeed a God in heaven, and when our need is
+greatest help is nearest. Your Ladyship shall see, I can do it. I am
+an orderly person and have good references. You can see for yourself
+when I bring you my book. The very first time I saw your Ladyship I
+thought: 'Oh, if I only had such a mistress!' And now I am to have
+her. O, dear God, O, holy Virgin Mary, who would have thought it
+possible, when we had put the old woman in her grave and the relatives
+made haste to get away and left me sitting here?"
+
+"Yes, it is the unexpected that often happens, Roswitha, and
+occasionally for our good. Let us go now. Rollo is getting impatient
+and keeps running down to the gate."
+
+Roswitha was ready at once, but went back to the grave, mumbled a few
+words and crossed herself. Then they walked down the shady path and
+back to the churchyard gate. * * *
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+In less than a quarter of an hour the house was reached. As they
+stepped into the cool hall * * * Effi said: "Now, Roswitha, you go in
+there. That is our bedroom. I am going over to the district
+councillor's office to tell my husband that I should like to have you
+as a nurse for the baby. He will doubtless agree to it, but I must
+have his consent. Then when I have it we must find other quarters for
+him and you will sleep with me in the alcove * * *"
+
+When Innstetten learned the situation he said with alacrity: "You did
+the right thing, Effi, and if her testimonials are not too bad we will
+take her on her good face * * *"
+
+Effi was very happy to have encountered so little difficulty, and
+said: "Now it will be all right. Now I am no longer afraid * * *"
+
+That same hour Roswitha moved into the house with her few possessions
+and established herself in the little alcove. When the day was over
+she went to bed early and, tired as she was, fell asleep instantly.
+
+The next morning Effi inquired how she had slept and whether she had
+heard anything.
+
+"What?" asked Roswitha.
+
+"Oh, nothing. I just meant some sound as though a broom were sweeping
+or some one were sliding over the floor."
+
+Roswitha laughed and that made an especially good impression upon her
+young mistress. Effi had been brought up a Protestant and would have
+been very much alarmed if any Catholic traits had been discovered in
+her. And yet she believed that Catholicism affords the better
+protection against such things as "that upstairs" * * *
+
+All soon began to feel at home with one another, for Effi, like most
+country noblewomen of Brandenburg, had the amiable characteristic of
+liking to listen to such little stories as those for which the
+deceased widow, with her avarice, her nephews and their wives,
+afforded Roswitha an inexhaustible fund of material. Johanna was also
+an appreciative listener.
+
+Often, when Effi laughed aloud at the drastic passages, Johanna would
+deign to smile, but inwardly she was surprised that her Ladyship found
+pleasure in such stupid stuff. This feeling of surprise, along with
+her sense of superiority, proved on the whole very fortunate and
+helped to avoid quarrels with Johanna about their relative positions.
+Roswitha was simply the comic figure, and for Johanna to be jealous of
+her would have been as bad as to envy Rollo his position of
+friendship.
+
+Thus passed a week, chatty and almost jolly, for Effi looked forward
+with less anxiety than heretofore to the important coming event. Nor
+did she think that it was so near. On the ninth day the chattering and
+jollity came to an end. Running and hurrying took their place, and
+Innstetten himself laid aside his customary reserve entirely. On the
+morning of the 3d of July a cradle was standing by Effi's bed. Dr.
+Hannemann joyously grasped the young mother's hand and said: "We have
+today the anniversary of Königgrätz; a pity, that it is a girl. But
+the other may come yet, and the Prussians have many anniversaries of
+victories." Roswitha doubtless had some similar idea, but for the
+present her joy over the new arrival knew no bounds. Without further
+ado she called the child "little Annie," which the young mother took
+as a sign. "It must have been an inspiration," she said, "that
+Roswitha hit upon this particular name." Even Innstetten had nothing
+to say against it, and so they began to talk about "little Annie" long
+before the christening day arrived.
+
+Effi, who expected to be with her parents in Hohen-Cremmen from the
+middle of August on, would have liked to postpone the baptism till
+then. But it was not feasible. Innstetten could not take a vacation
+and so the 15th of August * * * was set for the ceremony, which of
+course was to take place in the church. The accompanying banquet was
+held in the large clubhouse on the quay, because the district
+councillor's house had no dining hall. All the nobles of the
+neighborhood were invited and all came. Pastor Lindequist delivered
+the toast to the mother and the child in a charming way that was
+admired on all sides. But Sidonie von Grasenabb took occasion to
+remark to her neighbor, an assessor of the strict type: "Yes, his
+occasional addresses will pass. But he cannot justify his sermons
+before God or man. He is a half-way man, one of those who are
+rejected because they are lukewarm. I don't care to quote the Bible
+here literally." Immediately thereafter old Mr. von Borcke took the
+floor to drink to the health of Innstetten: "Ladies and Gentlemen:
+These are hard times in which we live; rebellion, defiance, lack of
+discipline, whithersoever we look. But * * * so long as we still have
+men like Baron von Innstetten, whom I am proud to call my friend, just
+so long we can endure it, and our old Prussia will hold out. Indeed,
+my friends, with Pomerania and Brandenburg we can conquer this foe and
+set our foot upon the head of the poisonous dragon of revolution. Firm
+and true, thus shall we gain the victory. The Catholics, our brethren,
+whom we must respect, even though we fight them, have the 'rock of
+Peter,' but our rock is of bronze. Three cheers for Baron Innstetten!"
+Innstetten thanked him briefly. Effi said to Major von Crampas, who
+sat beside her, that the 'rock of Peter' was probably a compliment to
+Roswitha, and she would later approach old Councillor of Justice
+Gadebusch and ask him if he were not of her opinion. For some
+unaccountable reason Crampas took this remark seriously and advised
+her not to ask the Councillor's opinion, which amused Effi
+exceedingly. "Why, I thought you were a better mind-reader."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, in the case of beautiful young women who are not
+yet eighteen the art of mind-reading fails utterly."
+
+"You are defeating your cause completely, Major. You may call me a
+grandmother, but you can never be pardoned for alluding to the fact
+that I am not yet eighteen."
+
+When they left the table the late afternoon steamer came down the
+Kessine and called at the landing opposite the clubhouse. Effi sat by
+an open window with Crampas and Gieshübler, drinking coffee and
+watching the scene below. "Tomorrow morning at nine the same boat will
+take me up the river, and at noon I shall be in Berlin, and in the
+evening I shall be in Hohen-Cremmen, and Roswitha will walk beside me
+and carry the child in her arms. I hope it will not cry. Ah, what a
+feeling it gives me even today! Dear Gieshübler, were you ever so
+happy to see again your parental home?"
+
+[Illustation: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_ PROCESSION AT
+GASTEIN Adolph von Menzel] "Yes, the feeling is not new to me, most
+gracious Lady, excepting only that I have never taken any little Annie
+with me, for I have none to take."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+Effi left home in the middle of August and was back in Kessin at the
+end of September. During the six weeks' visit she had often longed to
+return, but when she now reached the house and entered the dark hall
+into which no light could enter except the little from the stairway,
+she had a sudden feeling of fear and said to herself: "There is no
+such pale, yellow light in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+A few times during the days in Hohen-Cremmen she had longed for the
+"Haunted house," but on the whole her life there had been full of
+happiness and contentment. To be sure, she had not known what to
+make of Hulda, who was not taking kindly to her rôle of waiting
+for a husband or fiancé to turn up. With the twins, however, she
+got along much better, and more than once when she played ball or
+croquet with them she entirely forgot that she was married. Those
+were happy moments. Her chief delight was, as in former days, to
+stand on the swing board as it flew through the air and gave her
+a tingling sensation, a shudder of sweet danger, when she felt she
+would surely fall the next moment. When she finally sprang out of
+the swing, she went with the two girls to sit on the bench in front
+of the schoolhouse and there told old Mr. Jahnke, who joined them,
+about her life in Kessin, which she said was half-hanseatic and
+half-Scandinavian, and anything but a replica of Schwantikow and
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Such were the little daily amusements, to which were added occasional
+drives into the summery marsh, usually in the dog-cart. But Effi liked
+above everything else the chats she had almost every morning with her
+mother, as they sat upstairs in the large airy room, while Roswitha
+rocked the baby and sang lullabies in a Thuringian dialect which
+nobody fully understood, perhaps not even Roswitha. Effi and her
+mother would move over to the open window and look out upon the park,
+the sundial, or the pond with the dragon flies hovering almost
+motionless above it, or the tile walk, where von Briest sat beside the
+porch steps reading the newspapers. Every time he turned a page he
+took off his nose glasses and greeted his wife and daughter. When he
+came to his last paper, usually the _Havelland Advertiser_, Effi went
+down either to sit beside him or stroll with him through the garden
+and park. On one such occasion they stepped from the gravel walk over
+to a little monument standing to one side, which Briest's grandfather
+had erected in memory of the battle of Waterloo. It was a rusty
+pyramid with a bronze cast of Blücher in front and one of Wellington
+in the rear.
+
+"Have you any such walks in Kessin?" said von Briest, "and does
+Innstetten accompany you and tell you stories?"
+
+"No, papa, I have no such walks. It is out of the question, for we
+have only a small garden behind the house, in reality hardly a garden
+at all, just a few box-bordered plots and vegetable beds with three or
+four fruit trees. Innstetten has no appreciation of such things and, I
+fancy, does not expect to stay much longer in Kessin."
+
+"But, child, you must have exercise and fresh air, for you are
+accustomed to them."
+
+"Oh, I have both. Our house is situated near a grove, which they call
+the 'Plantation,' and I walk there a great deal and Rollo with me."
+
+"Always Rollo," laughed von Briest. "If I didn't know better, I should
+be tempted to think that you cared more for Rollo than for your
+husband and child."
+
+"Ah, papa, that would be terrible, even if I am forced to admit that
+there was a time when I could not have gotten along without Rollo.
+That was--oh, you know when--On that occasion he virtually saved my
+life, or I at least fancied he did, and since then he has been my good
+friend and my chief dependence. But he is only a dog, and of course
+human beings come first."
+
+"Yes, that is what they always say, but I have my doubts. There is
+something peculiar about brute creatures and a correct understanding
+of them has not yet been arrived at. Believe me, Effi, this is another
+wide field. When I think how a person has an accident on the water or
+on the slippery ice, and some dog, say, one like your Rollo, is at
+hand, he will not rest till he has brought the unfortunate person to
+the shore. And if the victim is already dead, the dog will lie down
+beside him and bark and whine till somebody comes, and if nobody
+comes he will stay by the corpse till he himself is dead. That is what
+such an animal always does. And now take mankind on the other hand.
+God forgive me for saying it, but it sometimes seems to me as though
+the brute creature were better than man."
+
+"But, papa, if I said that to Innstetten--"
+
+"No, Effi, you would better not."
+
+"Rollo would rescue me, of course, but Innstetten would, too. He is a
+man of honor, you know."
+
+"That he is."
+
+"And loves me."
+
+"That goes without saying. And where there is love it is reciprocated.
+That is the way of the world. I am only surprised that he didn't take
+a vacation and flit over here. When one has such a young wife--"
+
+Effi blushed, for she thought exactly the same thing. But she did not
+care to admit it. "Innstetten is so conscientious and he desires to be
+thought well of, I believe, and has his own plans for the future.
+Kessin, you know, is only a stepping stone. And, after all, I am not
+going to run away from him. He has me, you see. If he were too
+affectionate--beside the difference between our ages--people would
+merely smile."
+
+"Yes, they would, Effi. But one must not mind that. Now, don't say
+anything about it, not even to mama. It is so hard to say what to do
+and what not. That is also a wide field."
+
+More than once during Effi's visit with her parents such conversations
+as the above had occurred, but fortunately their effect had not lasted
+long. Likewise the melancholy impression made upon her by the Kessin
+house at the moment of her return quickly faded away. Innstetten was
+full of little attentions, and when tea had been taken and the news
+of the city and the gossip about lovers had been talked over in a
+merry mood Effi took his arm affectionately and went into the other
+room with him to continue their chat and hear some anecdotes about
+Miss Trippelli, who had recently had another lively correspondence
+with Gieshübler. This always meant a new debit on her never settled
+account. During this conversation Effi was very jolly, enjoying to the
+full the emotions of a young wife, and was glad to be rid of Roswitha,
+who had been transferred to the servants' quarters for an indefinite
+period.
+
+The next morning she said: "The weather is beautiful and mild and I
+hope the veranda on the side toward the 'Plantation' is in good order,
+so that we can move out of doors and take breakfast there. We shall be
+shut up in our rooms soon enough, at best, for the Kessin winters are
+really four weeks too long."
+
+Innstetten agreed heartily. The veranda Effi spoke of, which might
+perhaps better be called a tent, had been put up in the summer, three
+or four weeks before Effi's departure for Hohen-Cremmen. It consisted
+of a large platform, with the side in front open, an immense awning
+overhead, while to the right and left there were broad canvas
+curtains, which could be shoved back and forth by means of rings on an
+iron rod. It was a charming spot and all summer long was admired by
+the visitors who passed by on their way to the baths.
+
+Effi had leaned back in a rocking chair and said, as she pushed the
+coffee tray toward her husband: "Geert, you might play the amiable
+host today. I for my part find this rocker so comfortable that I do
+not care to get up. So exert yourself and if you are right glad to
+have me back again I shall easily find some way to get even." As she
+said this she straightened out the white damask cloth and laid her
+hand upon it. Innstetten took her hand and kissed it.
+
+"Well, how did you get on without me?"
+
+"Badly enough, Effi."
+
+"You just say so and try to look gloomy, but in reality there is not a
+word of truth in it."
+
+"Why, Effi--"
+
+"As I will prove to you, If you had had the least bit of longing for
+your child--I will not speak of myself, for, after all, what is a
+woman to such a high lord, who was a bachelor for so many years and
+was in no hurry--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Yes, Geert, if you had had just the least bit of longing, you would
+not have left me for six weeks to enjoy widow-like my own sweet
+society in Hohen-Cremmen, with nobody about but Niemeyer and Jahnke,
+and now and then our friends in Schwantikow. Nobody at all came from
+Rathenow, which looked as though they were afraid of me, or I had
+grown too old."
+
+"Ah, Effi, how you do talk! Do you know that you are a little
+coquette?"
+
+"Thank heaven that you say so. You men consider a coquette the best
+thing a woman can be. And you yourself are not different from the
+rest, even if you do put on such a solemn and honorable air. I know
+very well, Geert--To tell the truth, you are--"
+
+"Well, what?"
+
+"Well, I prefer not to say. But I know you very well. To tell the
+truth, you are, as my Schwantikow uncle once said, an affectionate
+man, and were born under the star of love, and Uncle Belling was quite
+right when he said so. You merely do not like to show it and think it
+is not proper and spoils one's career. Have I struck it?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You have struck it a little bit. And let me tell
+you, Effi, you seem to me entirely changed. Before little Annie came
+you were a child, but all of a sudden--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"All of a sudden you are like another person. But it is becoming to
+you and I like you very much. Shall I tell you further?"
+
+"What?"
+
+"There is something alluring about you."
+
+"Oh, my only Geert, why, what you say is glorious. Now my heart is
+gladder than ever--Give me another half a cup--Do you know that that
+is what I have always desired? We women must be alluring, or we are
+nothing whatever."
+
+"Is that your own idea?"
+
+"I might have originated it, but I got it from Niemeyer."
+
+"From Niemeyer! My, oh my, what a fine pastor he is! Well, I just tell
+you, there are none like him here. But how did he come by it? Why, it
+seems as though some Don Juan, some regular heart smasher had said
+it."
+
+"Ah, who knows?" laughed Effi. "But isn't that Crampas coming there?
+And from the beach! You don't suppose he has been swimming? On the
+27th of September!"
+
+"He often does such things, purely to make an impression."
+
+Crampas had meanwhile come up quite near and greeted them.
+
+"Good morning," cried Innstetten. "Come closer, come closer."
+
+Crampas, in civilian dress, approached and kissed Effi's hand. She
+went on rocking, and Innstetten said: "Excuse me, Major, for doing the
+honors of the house so poorly; but the veranda is not a house and,
+strictly speaking, ten o'clock in the morning is no time. At this hour
+we omit formalities, or, if you like, we all make ourselves at home.
+So sit down and give an account of your actions. For by your hair,--I
+wish for your sake there were more of it--I see plainly you have been
+swimming."
+
+He nodded.
+
+"Inexcusable," said Innstetten, half in earnest and half joking. "Only
+four weeks ago you yourself witnessed Banker Heinersdorf's calamity.
+He too thought the sea and the magnificent waves would respect him on
+account of his millions. But the gods are jealous of each other, and
+Neptune, without any apparent cause, took sides against Pluto, or at
+least against Heinersdorf."
+
+Crampas laughed. "Yes, a million marks! If I had that much, my dear
+Innstetten, I should not have risked it, I presume; for beautiful as
+the weather is, the water was only 9° centigrade. But a man like me,
+with his million deficit,--permit me this little bit of boasting--a
+man like me can take such liberties without fearing the jealousy of
+the gods. Besides, there is comfort in the proverb, 'Whoever is born
+for the noose cannot perish in the water.'"
+
+"Why, Major," said Effi, "you don't mean to talk your neck
+into--excuse me!--such an unprosaic predicament, do you? To be sure,
+many believe--I refer to what you just said--that every man more or
+less deserves to be hanged. And yet, Major--for a major--"
+
+"It is not the traditional way of dying. I admit it, your Ladyship.
+Not traditional and, in my case, not even very probable. So it was
+merely a quotation, or, to be more accurate, a common expression.
+Still, there is some sincerity back of it when I say the sea will not
+harm me, for I firmly expect to die a regular, and I hope honorable,
+soldier's death. Originally it was only a gypsy's prophesy, but with
+an echo in my own conscience."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "There will be a few obstacles, Crampas, unless
+you plan to serve under the Sublime Porte or the Chinese dragon. There
+the soldiers are knocking each other around now. Take my word for it,
+that kind of business is all over here for the next thirty years, and
+if anybody has the desire to meet his death as a soldier--"
+
+"He must first order a war of Bismarck. I know all about it,
+Innstetten. But that is a mere bagatelle for you. It is now the end of
+September. In ten weeks at the latest the Prince will be in Varzin
+again, and as he has a liking for you--I will refrain from using the
+more vulgar term, to avoid facing the barrel of your pistol--you will
+be able, won't you, to provide a little war for an old Vionville
+comrade? The Prince is only a human being, like the rest of us, and a
+kind word never comes amiss."
+
+During this conversation Effi had been wadding bread and tossing it on
+the table, then making figures out of the little balls, to indicate
+that a change of topic was desirable. But Innstetten seemed bent on
+answering Crampas's joking remarks, for which reason Effi decided it
+would be better for her simply to interrupt. "I can't see, Major, why
+we should trouble ourselves about your way of dying. Life lies nearer
+to us and is for the time being a more serious matter."
+
+Crampas nodded.
+
+"I am glad you agree with me. How are we to live here? That is the
+question right now. That is more important than anything else.
+Gieshübler has written me a letter on the subject and I would show it
+to you if it did not seem indiscreet or vain, for there are a lot of
+other things besides in the letter. Innstetten doesn't need to read
+it; he has no appreciation of such things. Incidentally, the
+handwriting is like engraving, and the style is what one would expect
+if our Kessin friend had been brought up at an Old French court. The
+fact that he is humpbacked and wears white jabots such as no other
+human being wears--I can't imagine where he has them ironed--all this
+fits so well. Now Gieshübler has written to me about plans for the
+evenings at the club, and about a manager by the name of Crampas. You
+see, Major, I like that better than the soldier's death, let alone the
+other."
+
+"And I, personally, no less than you. It will surely be a splendid
+winter if we may feel assured of the support of your Ladyship. Miss
+Trippelli is coming--"
+
+"Trippelli? Then I am superfluous."
+
+"By no means, your Ladyship. Miss Trippelli cannot sing from one
+Sunday till the next; it would be too much for her and for us. Variety
+is the spice of life, a truth which, to be sure, every happy marriage
+seems to controvert."
+
+"If there are any happy marriages, mine excepted," and she held out
+her hand to Innstetten.
+
+"Variety then," continued Crampas. "To secure it for ourselves and our
+club, of which for the time being I have the honor to be the
+vice-president, we need the help of everybody who can be depended
+upon. If we put our heads together we can turn this whole place upside
+down. The theatrical pieces have already been selected--_War in Peace,
+Mr. Hercules, Youthful Love,_ by Wilbrandt, and perhaps _Euphrosyne_,
+by Gensichen. You as Euphrosyne and I middle-aged Goethe. You will be
+astonished to see how well I can act the prince of poets, if act is
+the right word."
+
+"No doubt. In the meantime I have learned from the letter of my
+alchemistic correspondent that, in addition to your other
+accomplishments, you are an occasional poet. At first I was
+surprised."
+
+"You couldn't see that I looked the part."
+
+"No. But since I have found out that you go swimming at 9° I have
+changed my mind. Nine degrees in the Baltic Sea beats the Castalian
+Fountain."
+
+"The temperature of which is unknown."
+
+"Not to me; at least nobody will contradict me. But now I must get up.
+There comes Roswitha with little Annie."
+
+She arose and went toward Roswitha, took the child, and tossed it up
+with pride and joy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+[For the next few weeks Crampas came regularly every morning to gossip
+a while with Effi on the veranda and then ride horseback with her
+husband. Finally she desired to ride with them and, although
+Innstetten did not approve of the idea, Crampas secured a horse for
+her. On one of their rides Crampas let fall a remark about how it
+bored him to have to observe such a multitude of petty laws. Effi
+applauded the sentiment. Innstetten took the Major to task and
+reminded him that one of his frivolous escapades had cost him an arm.
+When the election campaign began Innstetten; could no longer take the
+time for the horseback rides, and so Effi went out with Crampas,
+accompanied by two lackeys. One day, while riding slowly through the
+woods, Crampas spoke at length of Innstetten's character, telling how
+in earlier life the councillor was more respected than loved, how he
+had a mystical tendency and was inclined to make sport of his
+comrades. He referred also to Innstetten's fondness for ghost
+stories, which led Effi to tell her experience with the Chinaman.
+Crampas said that because of an unusual ambition Innstetten had to
+have an unusual residence; hence the haunted house. He further
+poisoned Effi's mind by telling her that her husband was a born
+pedagogue and in the education of his wife was employing the haunted
+house in accordance with a definite pedagogical plan.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+The clock struck two as they reached the house. Crampas bade Effi
+adieu, rode into the city, and dismounted at his residence on the
+market square. Effi changed her dress and tried to take a nap, but
+could not go to sleep, for she was less weary than out of humor. That
+Innstetten should keep his ghosts, in order to live in an
+extraordinary house, that she could endure; it harmonized with his
+inclination to be different from the great mass. But the other thing,
+that he should use his ghosts for pedagogical purposes, that was
+annoying, almost insulting. It was clear to her mind that "pedagogical
+purposes" told less than half the story. What Crampas had meant was
+far, far worse, was a kind of instrument designed to instill fear. It
+was wholly lacking in goodness of heart and bordered almost on
+cruelty. The blood rushed to her head, she clenched her little fist,
+and was on the point of laying plans, but suddenly she had to laugh.
+"What a child I am!" she exclaimed. "Who can assure me that Crampas is
+right? Crampas is entertaining, because he is a gossip, but he is
+unreliable, a mere braggart, and cannot hold a candle to Innstetten."
+
+At this moment Innstetten drove up, having decided to come home
+earlier today than usual. Effi sprang from her seat to greet him in
+the hall and was the more affectionate, the more she felt she had
+something to make amends for. But she could not entirely ignore what
+Crampas had said, and in the midst of her caresses, while she was
+listening with apparent interest, there was the ever recurring echo
+within: "So the ghost is part of a design, a ghost to keep me in my
+place."
+
+Finally she forgot it, however, and listened artlessly to what he had
+to tell her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+About the middle of November the north wind blew up a gale, which for
+a day and a half swept over the moles so violently that the Kessine,
+more and more dammed back, finally overflowed the quay and ran into
+the streets. But after the storm had spent its rage the weather
+cleared and a few sunny autumn days followed. "Who knows how long they
+will last," said Effi to Crampas, and they decided to ride out once
+more on the following morning. Innstetten, who had a free day, was to
+go too. They planned to ride to the mole and dismount there, then take
+a little walk along the beach and finally have luncheon at a sheltered
+spot behind the dunes.
+
+At the appointed hour Crampas rode up before the house. Kruse was
+holding the horse for her Ladyship, who quickly lifted herself into
+the saddle, saying that Innstetten had been prevented from going and
+wished to be excused. There had been another big fire in Morgenitz the
+night before, the third in three weeks, pointing to incendiarism, and
+he had been obliged to go there, much to his sorrow, for he had looked
+forward with real pleasure to this ride, thinking it would probably be
+the last of the season.
+
+Crampas expressed his regret, perhaps just to say something, but
+perhaps with sincerity, for inconsiderate as he was in chivalrous love
+affairs, he was, on the other hand, equally a hale fellow well met. To
+be sure, only superficially. To help a friend and five minutes later
+deceive him were things that harmonized very well with his sense of
+honor. He could do both with incredible bonhomie.
+
+The ride followed the usual route through the "Plantation." Rollo went
+ahead, then came Crampas and Effi, and Kruse followed. Crampas's
+lackey was not along.
+
+"Where did you leave Knut?"
+
+"He has the mumps."
+
+"Remarkable," laughed Effi. "To tell the truth, he always looked as
+though he had something of the sort."
+
+"Quite right. But you ought to see him now. Or rather not, for you can
+take the mumps from merely seeing a case."
+
+"I don't believe it."
+
+"There is a great deal that young wives don't believe."
+
+"And again they believe many things they would better not believe."
+
+"Do you say that for my benefit?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Sorry."
+
+"How becoming this 'sorry' is to you! I really believe, Major, you
+would consider it entirely proper, if I were to make a declaration of
+love to you."
+
+"I will not go quite that far. But I should like to see the fellow who
+would not desire such a thing. Thoughts and wishes go free of duty."
+
+"There is some question about that. Besides, there is a difference
+between thoughts and wishes. Thoughts, as a rule, keep in the
+background, but wishes, for the most part, hover on the lips."
+
+"I wish you wouldn't say that."
+
+"Ah, Crampas, you are--you are--"
+
+"A fool."
+
+"No. That is another exaggeration. But you are something else. In
+Hohen-Cremmen we always said, I along with the rest, that the most
+conceited person in the world was a hussar ensign at eighteen."
+
+"And now?"
+
+"Now I say, the most conceited person in the world is a district
+major of the landwehr at forty-two."
+
+"Incidentally, my other two years that you most graciously ignore make
+amends for the remark. Kiss the hand" (--My respects to you).
+
+"Yes, 'kiss the hand.' That is just the expression that fits you. It
+is Viennese. And the Viennese--I made their acquaintance four years
+ago in Carlsbad, where they courted me, a fourteen-year-old slip of a
+girl. What a lot of things I had to listen to!"
+
+"Certainly nothing more than was right."
+
+"If that were true, the intended compliment would be rather rude--But
+see the buoys yonder, how they swim and dance. The little red flags
+are hauled in. Every time I have seen the red flags this summer, the
+few times that I have ventured to go down to the beach, I have said to
+myself: there lies Vineta, it must lie there, those are the tops of
+the towers."
+
+"That is because you know Heine's poem."
+
+"Which one?"
+
+"Why, the one about Vineta."
+
+"No, I don't know that one; indeed I know very few, to my sorrow."
+
+"And yet you have Gieshübler and the Journal Club. However, Heine gave
+the poem a different name, 'Sea Ghosts,' I believe, or something of
+the sort. But he meant Vineta. As he himself--pardon me, if I proceed
+to tell you here the contents of the poem--as the poet, I was about to
+say, is passing the place, he is lying on the ship's deck and looking
+down into the water, and there he sees narrow, medieval streets, and
+women tripping along in hoodlike hats. All have songbooks in their
+hands and are going to church, and all the bells are ringing. When he
+hears the bells he is seized with a longing to go to church himself,
+even though only for the sake of the hoodlike hats, and in the heat of
+desire he screams aloud and is about to plunge in. But at that moment
+the captain seizes him by the leg and exclaims: 'Doctor, are you
+crazy?'"
+
+"Why, that is delicious! I'd like to read it. Is it long?"
+
+"No, it is really short, somewhat longer than 'Thou hast diamonds and
+pearls,' or 'Thy soft lily fingers,'" and he gently touched her hand.
+"But long or short, what descriptive power, what objectivity! He is my
+favorite poet and I know him by heart, little as I care in general for
+this poetry business, in spite of the jingles I occasionally
+perpetrate myself. But with Heine's poetry it is different. It is all
+life, and above everything else he is a connoisseur of love, which,
+you know, is the highest good. Moreover, he is not one-sided."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"I mean he is not all for love."
+
+"Well, even if he had this one-sidedness it would not be the worst
+thing in the world. What else does he favor?"
+
+"He is also very much in favor of romance, which, to be sure, follows
+closely after love and, in the opinion of some people, coincides with
+it. But I don't believe it does. In his later poems, which have been
+called 'romantic'--as a matter of fact, he called them that
+himself--in these romantic poems there is no end of killing. Often on
+account of love, to be sure, but usually for other, more vulgar
+reasons, among which I include politics, which is almost always
+vulgar. Charles Stuart, for example, carries his head under his arm in
+one of these romances, and still more gruesome is the story of
+Vitzliputzli."
+
+"Of whom?"
+
+"Vitzliputzli. He is a Mexican god, and when the Mexicans had taken
+twenty or thirty Spaniards prisoners, these twenty or thirty had to be
+sacrificed to Vitzliputzli. There was no help for it, it was a
+national custom, a cult, and it all took place in the turn of a
+hand--belly open, heart out--"
+
+"Stop, Crampas, no more of that. It is indecent, and disgusting
+besides. And all this when we are just about on the point of eating
+lunch!"
+
+"I for my part am not affected by it, as I make it my rule to let my
+appetite depend only upon the menu."
+
+During this conversation they had come from the beach, according to
+program, to a bench built in the lee of the dunes, with an extremely
+primitive table in front of it, simply a board on top of two posts.
+Kruse, who had ridden ahead, had the lunch already served--tea rolls,
+slices of cold roast meat, and red wine, and beside the bottle stood
+two pretty little gold-rimmed glasses, such as one buys in watering
+places or takes home as souvenirs from glass works.
+
+They dismounted. Kruse, who had tied the reins of his own horse around
+a stunted pine, walked up and down with the other two horses, while
+Crampas and Effi sat down at the table and enjoyed the clear view of
+beach and mole afforded by a narrow cut through the dunes.
+
+The half-wintery November sun shed its fallow light upon the still
+agitated sea and the high-running surf. Now and then a puff of wind
+came and carried the spray clear up to the table. There was lyme grass
+all around, and the bright yellow of the immortelles stood out sharply
+against the yellow sand they were growing in, despite the kinship of
+colors. Effi played the hostess. "I am sorry, Major, to have to pass
+you the rolls in a basket lid."
+
+"I don't mind the platter, so long as it holds a favor."
+
+"But this is Kruse's arrangement--Why, there you are too, Rollo. But
+our lunch does not take you into account. What shall we do with
+Rollo?"
+
+"I say, give him everything--I for my part out of gratitude. For, you
+see, dearest Effi--"
+
+Effi looked at him.
+
+"For, you see, most gracious Lady, Rollo reminds me of what I was
+about to tell you as a continuation or counterpart of the Vitzliputzli
+story, only much more racy, because a love story. Have you ever heard
+of a certain Pedro the Cruel?"
+
+"I have a faint recollection."
+
+"A kind of Bluebeard king."
+
+"That is fine. That is the kind girls like best to hear about, and I
+still remember we always said of my friend Hulda Niemeyer, whose name
+you have heard, I believe, that she knew no history, except the six
+wives of Henry the Eighth, that English Bluebeard, if the word is
+strong enough for him. And, really, she knew these six by heart. You
+ought to have heard her when she pronounced the names, especially that
+of the mother of queen Elizabeth,--so terribly embarrassed, as though
+it were her turn next--But now, please, the story of Don Pedro."
+
+"Very well. At Don Pedro's court there was a handsome black Spanish
+knight, who wore on his breast the cross of Calatrava, which is about
+the equivalent of the Black Eagle and the _Pour le Mérite_ together.
+This cross was essential, they always had to wear it, and this
+Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved, of course--"
+
+"Why of course?"
+
+"Because we are in Spain."
+
+"So we are."
+
+"And this Calatrava knight, I say, had a very beautiful dog, a
+Newfoundland dog, although there were none as yet, for it was just a
+hundred years before the discovery of America. A very beautiful dog,
+let us call him Rollo."
+
+When Rollo heard his name he barked and wagged his tail.
+
+"It went on thus for many a day. But the secret love, which probably
+did not remain entirely secret, soon became too much for the king, who
+cared very little for the Calatrava knight anyhow; for he was not only
+a cruel king, but also a jealous old wether--or, if that word is not
+just suited for a king, and still less for my amiable listener, Mrs.
+Effi, call him at least a jealous creature. Well, he resolved to have
+the Calatrava knight secretly beheaded for his secret love."
+
+"I can't blame him."
+
+"I don't know, most gracious Lady. You must hear further. In part it
+was all right, but it was too much. The king, in my judgment, went
+altogether too far. He pretended he was going to arrange a feast for
+the knight in honor of his deeds as a warrior and hero, and there was
+a long table and all the grandees of the realm sat at this table, and
+in the middle sat the king, and opposite him was the place of honor
+for the Calatrava knight. But the knight failed to appear, and when
+they had waited a long while for him, they finally had to begin the
+feast without him, and his place remained vacant. A vacant place just
+opposite the king!"
+
+"And then?"
+
+"And then, fancy, most gracious Lady, as the king, this Pedro, is
+about to rise in order dissemblingly to express his regret that his
+'dear guest' has not yet appeared, the horrified servants are heard
+screaming on the stairway, and before anybody knows what has happened,
+something flies along the table, springs upon the chair, and places a
+severed head upon the empty plate. Over this very head Rollo stares at
+the one sitting face to face with him, viz., the king. Rollo had
+accompanied his master on his last journey, and the moment the ax fell
+the faithful animal snatched the falling head, and here he was now,
+our friend Rollo, at the long festal board, accusing the royal
+murderer."
+
+Effi was rapt with attention. After a few moments she said: "Crampas,
+that is in its way very beautiful, and because it is very beautiful I
+will forgive you. But you might do better, and please me more, if you
+would tell stories of another kind, even from Heine. Certainly Heine
+has not written exclusively of Vitzliputzli and Don Pedro and _your_
+Rollo. I say _your_, for mine would not have done such a thing. Come,
+Rollo. Poor creature, I can't look at you any more without thinking of
+the Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved--Call Kruse,
+please, that he may put these things back in the saddle bag, and, as
+we ride home, you must tell me something different, something entirely
+different."
+
+Kruse came. As he was about to take the glasses Crampas said: "Kruse,
+leave the one glass, this one here. I'll take it myself."
+
+"Your servant, Major."
+
+Effi, who had overheard this, shook her head. Then she laughed.
+"Crampas, what in the world are you thinking of? Kruse is stupid
+enough not to think a second time about anything, and even if he did
+he fortunately would arrive at no conclusion. But that does not
+justify you in keeping this thirty-pfennig glass from the Joseph Glass
+Works."
+
+"Your scornful reference to its price makes me feel its value all the
+more deeply."
+
+"Always the same story. You are such a humorist, but a very queer one.
+If I understand you rightly you are going to--it is ridiculous and I
+almost hesitate to say it--you are going to perform now the act of the
+King of Thule."
+
+He nodded with a touch of roguishness.
+
+"Very well, for all I care. Everybody wears his right cap; you know
+which one. But I must be permitted to say that the rôle you are
+assigning to me in this connection is far from flattering. I don't
+care to figure as a rhyme to your King of Thule. Keep the glass, but
+please draw no conclusions that would compromise me. I shall tell
+Innstetten about it."
+
+"That you will not do, most gracious Lady."
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Innstetten is not the man to see such things in their proper light."
+
+She eyed him sharply for a moment, then lowered her eyes confused and
+almost embarrassed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+
+[Effi's peace was disturbed, but the prospect of a quiet winter, with
+few occasions to meet Crampas, reassured her. She and her husband
+began to spend their evenings reviewing their Italian journey.
+Gieshübler joined them and soon announced that Crampas was planning an
+amateur performance of _A Step out of the Way_, with Effi as the
+heroine. She felt the danger, but was eager to act, as Crampas was
+only the coach. Her playing won enthusiastic applause and Innstetten
+raved over his captivating wife. A casual remark about Mrs. Crampas
+led him to assert that she was insanely jealous of Effi, and to tell
+how Crampas had wheedled her into agreeing to stay at home the second
+day after Christmas, while he himself joined the Innstettens and
+others on a sleighing party. Innstetten then said, in a way suggesting
+the strict pedagogue, that Crampas was not to be trusted, particularly
+in his relations to women. On Christmas day Effi was happy till she
+discovered she had received no greeting from Crampas. That put her out
+of sorts and made her conscious that all was not well. Innstetten
+noticed her troubled state and, when she told him she felt unworthy of
+the kindness showered upon her, he said that people get only what they
+deserve, but she was not sure of his meaning. The proposed sleighing
+party was carried out. After coffee at Forester Ring's lodge all went
+out for a walk. Crampas remarked to Effi that they were in danger of
+being snowed in. She replied with the story of a poem entitled _God's
+Wall_, which she had learned from her pastor. During a war an aged
+widow prayed God to build a wall to protect her from the enemy. God
+caused her cottage to be snowed under, and the enemy passed by.
+Crampas changed the subject.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+
+[At seven o'clock dinner was served. At the table Sidonie Grasenabb
+had much to say against the loose modern way of bringing up girls,
+with particular reference to the Forester's frivolous daughters. After
+a toast to Ring, in which Güldenklee indulged in various puns on the
+name, the Prussian song was sung and the company made ready to start
+home. Gieshübler's coachman had meanwhile been kicked in the shin by
+one of the horses and the doctor ordered him to stay at the Forester's
+for the present. Innstetten undertook to drive home in his place.
+Sidonie Grasenabb rode part of the way with Effi and Crampas, till a
+small stream with a quicksand bottom was encountered, when she left
+the sleigh and joined her family in their carriage. Crampas who had
+been sent by Innstetten to look after the ladies in his sleigh, was
+now alone with Effi. When she saw that the roundabout way was bringing
+them to a dark forest, through which they would have to pass, she
+sought to steady her nerves by clasping her hands together with all
+her might. Then she recalled the poem about _God's Wall_ and tried two
+or three times to repeat the widow's prayer for protection, but was
+conscious that her words were dead. She was afraid, and yet felt as
+though she were under a spell, which she did not care to cast off.
+When the sleigh entered the dark woods Crampas spoke her name softly,
+with trembling voice, took her hand, loosened the clenched fingers,
+and covered them with fervent kisses. She felt herself fainting. When
+she again opened her eyes the sleigh had passed out of the woods and
+it soon drove up before her home in Kessin.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+
+Innstetten, who had observed Effi sharply as he lifted her from the
+sleigh, but had avoided speaking to her in private about the strange
+drive, arose early the following morning and sought to overcome his
+ill-humor, from the effects of which he still suffered.
+
+"Did you sleep well?" he asked, as Effi came to breakfast.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"How fortunate! I can't say the same of myself. I dreamed you met with
+an accident in the sleigh, in the quicksand, and Crampas tried to
+rescue you--I must call it that--, but he sank out of sight with you."
+
+"You say all this so queerly, Geert. Your words contain a covert
+reproach, and I can guess why."
+
+"Very remarkable."
+
+"You do not approve of Crampas's coming and offering us his
+assistance."
+
+"Us?"
+
+"Yes, us. Sidonie and me. You seem to have forgotten entirely that the
+Major came at your request. At first he sat opposite me, and I may
+say, incidentally, that it was indeed an uncomfortable seat on that
+miserable narrow strip, but when the Grasenabbs came up and took
+Sidonie, and our sleigh suddenly drove on, I suppose you expected that
+I should ask him to get out? That would have made a laughing stock of
+me, and you know how sensitive you are on that point. Remember, we
+have ridden horseback many times together, with your consent, and now
+you don't think I should ride in the same vehicle with him. It is
+wrong, we used to say at home, to mistrust a nobleman."
+
+"A nobleman," said Innstetten with emphasis.
+
+"Isn't he one? You yourself called him a cavalier, a perfect cavalier,
+in fact."
+
+"Yes," continued Innstetten, his tone growing more friendly, though it
+still betrayed a slight shade of sarcasm. "A cavalier he is, and a
+perfect cavalier, that is beyond dispute. But nobleman? My dear Effi,
+a nobleman has a different look. Have you ever noticed anything noble
+about him? Not I."
+
+Effi stared at the ground and kept silent.
+
+"It seems we are of the same opinion. But, as you said, I myself am to
+blame. I don't care to speak of a _faux pas_; it is not the right word
+in this connection. I assume the blame, and it shall not occur again,
+if I can prevent it. But you will be on your guard, too, if you heed
+my advice. He is coarse and has designs of his own on young women. I
+knew him of old."
+
+"I shall remember what you say. But just one thing--I believe you
+misunderstand him."
+
+"I do _not_ misunderstand him."
+
+"Or me," she said, with all the force at her command, and attempted to
+meet his gaze.
+
+"Nor you either, my dear Effi. You are a charming little woman, but
+persistence is not exactly your specialty."
+
+He arose to go. When he had got as far as the door Frederick entered
+to deliver a note from Gieshübler, addressed, of course, to her
+Ladyship.
+
+Effi took it. "A secret correspondence with Gieshübler," she said.
+"Material for another fit of jealousy on the part of my austere Lord.
+Or isn't it?"
+
+"No, not quite, my dear Effi. I am so foolish as to make a distinction
+between Crampas and Gieshübler. They are not the same number of carats
+fine, so to speak. You know, the value of gold is estimated by carats,
+in certain circumstances that of men also. And I must add that I
+personally have a considerably higher regard for Gieshübler's white
+jabot, in spite of the fact that jabots are no longer worn, than I
+have for Crampas's red sapper whiskers. But I doubt if that is
+feminine taste."
+
+"You think we are weaker than we are."
+
+"A consolation of extraordinarily little practical application. But
+enough of that. Read your note."
+
+Effi read: "May I inquire about the health of my gracious Lady? I know
+only that you luckily escaped the quicksand. But there was still
+plenty of danger lurking along the road through the woods. Dr.
+Hannemann has just returned and reassures me concerning Mirambo,
+saying that yesterday he considered the case more serious than he
+cared to let us know, but not so today. It was a charming
+sleigh-ride.--In three days we shall celebrate New Year's eve. We
+shall have to forego a festivity like last year's, but we shall have a
+ball, of course, and to see you present would delight the dancers and,
+by no means least, Yours most respectfully, Alonzo G."
+
+Effi laughed. "Well, what do you say?"
+
+"The same as before, simply that I should rather see you with
+Gieshübler than with Crampas."
+
+"Because you take Crampas too seriously and Gieshübler too lightly."
+
+Innstetten jokingly shook his finger at her.
+
+Three days later was New Year's eve. Effi appeared in a charming ball
+gown, a gift that the Christmas table had brought her. But she did not
+dance. She took her seat among the elderly dames, for whom easy chairs
+were placed near the orchestra gallery. Of the particular noble
+families with which the Innstettens associated there was nobody
+present, because, shortly before, there had occurred a slight
+disagreement with the city faction in the management of the club,
+which had been accused of "destructive tendencies," especially by old
+Mr. Güldenklee. However, three or four other noble families from over
+the Kessine, who were not members of the club, but only invited
+guests, had crossed over the ice on the river, some of them from a
+great distance, and were happy to take part in the festivity. Effi sat
+between the elderly wife of baronial councillor von Padden and a
+somewhat younger Mrs. von Titzewitz. The former, an excellent old
+lady, was in every way an original, and sought by means of orthodox
+German Christianity to counteract the tendency toward Wendish
+heathenism, with which nature had endowed her, especially in the
+prominent structure of her cheek bones. In her orthodoxy she went so
+far that even Sidonie von Grasenabb was in comparison a sort of
+_esprit fort_. The elderly dame, having sprung from a union of the
+Radegast and the Schwantikow branches of the family, had inherited the
+old Padden humor, which had for years rested like a blessing upon the
+family and had heartily rejoiced everybody who came into touch with
+them, even though enemies in politics or religion.
+
+"Well, child," said the baronial councillor's wife, "how are you
+getting on, anyhow?"
+
+"Quite well, most gracious Lady. I have a very excellent husband."
+
+"I know. But that does not always suffice. I, too, had an excellent
+husband. How do matters actually stand? No temptations?"
+
+Effi was startled and touched at the same time. There was something
+uncommonly refreshing about the free and natural tone in which the old
+lady spoke, and the fact that she was such a pious woman made it even
+more refreshing.
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"There it comes. Nothing new, the same old story. Time makes no change
+here, and perhaps it is just as well. The essential thing, my dear
+young woman, is struggle. One must always wrestle with the natural
+man. And when one has conquered self and feels almost like screaming
+out, because it hurts so, then the dear angels shout for joy."
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, it is often very hard."
+
+"To be sure, it is hard. But the harder the better. You must be glad
+of that. The weakness of the flesh is lasting. I have grandsons and
+granddaughters and see it every day. But the conquering of self in the
+faith, my dear Lady, that is the essential thing, that is the true
+way. This was brought to our knowledge by our old man of God, Martin
+Luther. Do you know his _Table Talks_?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady."
+
+"I am going to send them to you."
+
+At this moment Major von Crampas stepped up to Effi and inquired about
+her health. Effi was red as blood. Before she had time to reply he
+said: "May I ask you, most gracious Lady, to present me to these
+Ladies?"
+
+Effi introduced Crampas, who had already got his bearings perfectly
+and in the course of his small talk mentioned all the von Paddens and
+von Titzewitzes he had ever heard of. At the same time he excused
+himself for not yet having made his call and presented his wife to the
+people beyond the Kessine. "But it is strange what a separating power
+water has. It is the same way with the English Channel."
+
+"How?" asked old Mrs. von Titzewitz.
+
+Crampas, considering it inadvisable to give explanations which would
+have been to no purpose, continued: "To twenty Germans who go to
+France there is not one who goes to England. That is because of the
+water. I repeat, water has a dividing power."
+
+Mrs. von Padden, whose fine instinct scented some insinuation in this
+remark, was about to take up the cudgels for water, but Crampas spoke
+on with increasing fluency and turned the attention of the ladies to a
+beautiful Miss von Stojentin, "without question the queen of the
+ball," he said, incidentally casting an admiring glance at Effi. Then
+he bowed quickly to the three ladies and walked away.
+
+"Handsome man," said Mrs. von Padden. "Does he ever come to your
+house?"
+
+"Casually."
+
+"Truly a handsome man," repeated Mrs. von Padden. "A little bit too
+self-assured. Pride will have a fall. But just see, there he is,
+taking his place with Grete Stojentin. Why, really, he is too old, he
+is at least in the middle of the forties."
+
+"He is going on forty-four."
+
+"Aha, you seem to be well acquainted with him."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was very opportune for Effi that the new year, from the very
+beginning, brought a variety of diversions. New Year's eve a sharp
+northeast wind began to blow and during the next few days it increased
+in velocity till it amounted almost to a hurricane. On the 3d of
+January in the afternoon it was reported that a ship which had not
+been able to make its way into port had been wrecked a hundred yards
+from the mole. It was said to be an English ship from Sunderland
+and, so far as could be ascertained, had seven men on board. In spite
+of strenuous efforts the pilots were unable to row around the mole,
+and the launching of a boat from the beach was out of the question, as
+the surf was too heavy. That sounded sad enough. But Johanna, who
+brought the news, had a word of comfort. Consul Eschrich, she said,
+was hastening to the scene with the life-saving apparatus and the
+rocket battery, and success was certain. The distance was not quite as
+great as in the year '75, and that time all lives had been saved; even
+the poodle had been rescued. "It was very touching to see how the dog
+rejoiced and again and again licked with his red tongue both the
+Captain's wife and the dear little child, not much larger than little
+Annie."
+
+"Geert, I must go there, I must see it," Effi declared, and both set
+out at once in order not to be too late. They chose just the right
+moment, for as they reached the beach beyond the "Plantation" the
+first shot was fired and they saw plainly how the rocket with the life
+line sailed beneath the storm cloud and fell down beyond the ship.
+Immediately all hands were astir on board and they used the small line
+to haul in the heavier hawser with the basket. Before long the basket
+returned and one of the sailors, a very handsome, slender man, with an
+oilcloth hood, was safe on land. He was plied with questions by the
+inquisitive spectators, while the basket made another trip to fetch
+the second man, then the third, and so on. All were rescued, and as
+Effi walked home with her husband a half hour later she felt like
+throwing herself on the sand and having a good cry. A beautiful
+emotion had again found lodgment in her heart and she was immeasurably
+happy that it was so.
+
+This occurred on the 3d. On the 5th a new excitement was experienced,
+of an entirely different kind, to be sure. On his way out of the
+council house Innstetten had met Gieshübler, who, by the way, was an
+alderman and a member of the magistracy. In conversation with him
+Innstetten had learned that the ministry of war had inquired what
+attitude the city authorities would assume in case the question of a
+garrison were raised. If they showed their willingness to meet the
+necessary conditions, viz., to build stables and barracks, they might
+be granted two squadrons of hussars. "Well, Effi, what do you say
+about it?" Effi looked as though struck dumb. All the innocent
+happiness of her childhood years was suddenly brought back to her and
+for a moment it seemed as though red hussars--for these were to be red
+hussars, like those at home in Hohen-Cremmen--were the true guardians
+of Paradise and innocence. Still she remained silent.
+
+"Why, you aren't saying anything, Effi."
+
+"Strangely, I'm not, Geert. But it makes me so happy that I cannot
+speak for joy. Is it really going to be? Are they truly going to
+come?"
+
+"It is a long way off yet. In fact, Gieshübler said the city fathers,
+his colleagues, didn't deserve it at all. Instead of simply being
+unanimous and happy over the honor, or if not over the honor, at least
+over the advantage, they had brought forward all sorts of 'ifs' and
+'buts,' and had been niggardly about the buildings. In fact,
+Confectioner Michelsen had gone so far as to say it would corrupt the
+morals of the city, and whoever had a daughter would better be
+forehanded and secure iron grills for his windows."
+
+"That is incredible. I have never seen more mannerly people than our
+hussars. Really, Geert. Well, you know so yourself. And so this
+Michelsen wants to protect everything with iron bars. Has he any
+daughters?"
+
+"Certainly. Three, in fact. But they are all out of the race."
+
+Effi laughed more heartily than she had for a long time. But the mood
+was of short duration and when Innstetten went away and left her alone
+she sat down by the baby's cradle, and tears fell on the pillows. The
+old feeling came over her again that she was a prisoner without hope
+of escape.
+
+She suffered intensely from the feeling and longed more than ever for
+liberty. But while she was capable of strong emotions she had not a
+strong character. She lacked steadfastness and her good desires soon
+passed away. Thus she drifted on, one day, because she could not help
+it, the next, because she did not care to try to help it. She seemed
+to be in the power of the forbidden and the mysterious.
+
+So it came about that she, who by nature was frank and open,
+accustomed herself more and more to play an underhand part. At times
+she was startled at the ease with which she could do it. Only in one
+respect she remained unchanged--she saw everything clearly and glossed
+nothing. Late one evening she stepped before the mirror in her
+bedroom. The lights and shadows flitted to and fro and Rollo began to
+bark outside. That moment it seemed to her as though somebody were
+looking over her shoulder. But she quickly bethought herself. "I know
+well enough what it is. It was not _he_," and she pointed her finger
+toward the haunted room upstairs. "It was something else--my
+conscience--Effi, you are lost."
+
+Yet things continued on this course; the ball was rolling, and what
+happened one day made the actions of the next a necessity.
+
+About the middle of the month there came invitations from the four
+families with which the Innstettens associated most. They had agreed
+upon the order in which they would entertain. The Borckes were to
+begin, the Flemmings and Grasenabbs followed, the Güldenklees came
+last. Each time a week intervened. All four invitations came on the
+same day. They were evidently intended to leave an impression of
+orderliness and careful planning, and probably also of special
+friendliness and congeniality.
+
+"I shall not go, Geert, and you must excuse me in advance on the
+ground of the treatment which I have been undergoing for weeks past."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Treatment. I am to blame it on the treatment.
+That is the pretext. The real reason is you don't care to."
+
+"No, I am more honest than you are willing to admit. It was your own
+suggestion that I consult the doctor. I did so and now I must follow
+his advice. The good doctor thinks I am anæmic, strangely enough, and
+you know that I drink chalybeate water every day. If you combine this
+in imagination with a dinner at the Borckes', with, say, brawn and eel
+aspic, you can't help feeling that it would be the death of me. And
+certainly you would not think of asking such a thing of your Effi. To
+be sure, I feel at times--"
+
+"I beg you, Effi."
+
+"However, the one good thing about it is that I can look forward with
+pleasure to accompanying you each time a part of the way in the
+carriage, as far as the mill, certainly, or the churchyard, or even to
+the corner of the forest, where the crossroad to Morgnitz comes in.
+Then I can alight and saunter back. It is always very beautiful among
+the dunes."
+
+Innstetten was agreed, and when the carriage drove up three days later
+Effi got in with her husband and accompanied him to the corner of the
+forest. "Stop here, Geert. You drive on to the left now, but I am
+going to the right, down to the beach and back through the
+'Plantation.' It is rather far, but not too far. Dr. Hannemann tells
+me every day that exercise is everything, exercise and fresh air. And
+I almost believe he is right. Give my regards to all the company, only
+you needn't say anything to Sidonie."
+
+The drives on which Effi accompanied her husband as far as the corner
+of the forest were repeated every week, but even on the intervening
+days she insisted that she should strictly observe the doctor's
+orders. Not a day passed that she did not take her prescribed walk,
+usually in the afternoon, when Innstetten began to become absorbed in
+his newspapers. The weather was beautiful, the air soft and fresh, the
+sky cloudy. As a rule she went out alone, after saying to Roswitha:
+"Roswitha, I am going down the turnpike now and then to the right to
+the place with the merrygo-round. There I shall wait for you, meet me
+there. Then we can walk back by the avenue of birches or through the
+ropewalk. But do not come unless Annie is asleep. If she is not
+asleep send Johanna. Or, rather, just let it go. It is not necessary;
+I can easily find the way."
+
+The first day they met as planned. Effi sat on a bench by a long shed,
+looking over at a low yellow plaster house with exposed timbers
+painted black, an inn at which the lower middle classes drank their
+glass of beer or played at ombre. It was hardly dusk, but the windows
+were already bright, and their gleams of light fell upon the piles of
+snow and the few trees standing at one side. "See, Roswitha, how
+beautiful that looks."
+
+This was repeated for a few days. But usually, when Roswitha reached
+the merry-go-round and the shed, nobody was there, and when she came
+back home and entered the hall Effi came to meet her, saying: "Where
+in the world have you been, Roswitha? I have been back a long time."
+
+Thus it went on for weeks. The matter of the hussars was about given
+up, on account of objections made by the citizens. But as the
+negotiations were not yet definitely closed and had recently been
+referred to the office of the commander in chief, Crampas was called
+to Stettin to give his opinion to the authorities.
+
+From there he wrote the second day to Innstetten: "Pardon me,
+Innstetten, for taking French leave. It all came so quickly. Here,
+however, I shall seek to draw the matter out long, for it is a
+pleasure to be out in the world again. My regards to your gracious
+wife, my amiable patroness."
+
+He read it to Effi, who remained silent. Finally she said:
+
+"It is very well thus."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"That he is gone. To tell the truth, he always says the same things.
+When he is back he will at least for a time have something new to
+say."
+
+[Illustration: HIGH ALTAR AT SALZBURG
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Innstetten gave her a sharp scrutinizing glance, but he saw nothing,
+and his suspicion was allayed. "I am going away, too," he said after
+a while, "and to Berlin at that. Perhaps I, too, can bring back
+something new, as well as Crampas. My dear Effi always wants to hear
+something new. She is bored to death in our good Kessin. I shall be
+away about a week, perhaps a day or two longer. But don't be
+alarmed--I don't think it will come back--You know, that thing
+upstairs--But even if it should, you have Rollo and Roswitha."
+
+Effi smiled to herself and felt at the same time a mingling of
+sadness. She could not help recalling the day when Crampas had told
+her for the first time that her husband was acting out a play with the
+ghost and her fear. The great pedagogue! But was he not right? Was not
+the play in place? All kinds of contradicting thoughts, good and bad,
+shot through her head.
+
+The third day Innstetten went away. He had not said anything about his
+business in Berlin.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+
+Innstetten had been gone but four days when Crampas returned from
+Stettin with the news that the higher authorities had definitely
+dropped the plan of detailing two squadrons to Kessin. There were so
+many small cities that were applying for a garrison of cavalry,
+particularly for Blücher hussars, that as a rule, he said, an offer of
+such troops met with a hearty reception, and not a halting one. When
+Crampas made this report the magistracy looked quite badly
+embarrassed. Only Gieshübler was triumphant, because he thought the
+discomfiture served his narrow-minded colleagues exactly right. When
+the news reached the common people a certain amount of depression
+spread among them, indeed even some of the consuls with eligible
+daughters were for the time being dissatisfied. But on the whole they
+soon forgot about it, perhaps because the question of the day, "What
+was Innstetten's business in Berlin?" was more interesting to the
+people of Kessin, or at least to the dignitaries of the city. They
+did not care to lose their unusually popular district councillor, and
+yet very exaggerated rumors about him were in circulation, rumors
+which, if not started by Gieshübler, were at least supported and
+further spread by him. Among other things it was said that Innstetten
+would go to Morocco as an ambassador with a suite, bearing gifts,
+including not only the traditional vase with a picture of Sans Souci
+and the New Palace, but above all a large refrigerator. The latter
+seemed so probable in view of the temperature in Morocco, that the
+whole story was believed.
+
+In time Effi heard about it. The days when the news would have cheered
+her were not yet so very far distant. But in the frame of mind in
+which she had been since the end of the year she was no longer capable
+of laughing artlessly and merrily. Her face had taken on an entirely
+new expression, and her half-pathetic, half-roguish childishness,
+which she had preserved as a woman, was gone. The walks to the beach
+and the "Plantation," which she had given up while Crampas was in
+Stettin, she resumed after his return and would not allow them to be
+interfered with by unfavorable weather. It was arranged as formerly
+that Roswitha should come to meet her at the end of the ropewalk, or
+near the churchyard, but they missed each other oftener than before.
+"I could scold you, Roswitha, for never finding me. But it doesn't
+matter; I am no longer afraid, not even by the churchyard, and in the
+forest I have never yet met a human soul."
+
+It was on the day before Innstetten's return from Berlin that Effi
+said this. Roswitha paid little attention to the remarks, as she was
+absorbed in hanging up garlands over the doors. Even the shark was
+decorated with a fir bough and looked more remarkable than usual. Effi
+said: "That is right, Roswitha. He will be pleased with all the green
+when he comes back tomorrow. I wonder whether I should go out again
+today? Dr. Hannemann insists upon it and is continually saying I do
+not take it seriously enough, otherwise I should certainly be looking
+better. But I have no real desire today; it is drizzling and the sky
+is so gray."
+
+"I will fetch her Ladyship's raincoat."
+
+"Do so, but don't come for me today; we should not meet anyhow," and
+she laughed. "Really, Roswitha, you are not a bit good at finding. And
+I don't want to have you catch a cold all for nothing."
+
+So Roswitha remained at home and, as Annie was sleeping, went over to
+chat with Mrs. Kruse. "Dear Mrs. Kruse," she said, "you were going to
+tell me about the Chinaman. Yesterday Johanna interrupted you. She
+always puts on such airs, and such a story would not interest her. But
+I believe there was, after all, something in it, I mean the story of
+the Chinaman and Thomsen's niece, if she was not his granddaughter."
+
+Mrs. Kruse nodded.
+
+Roswitha continued: "Either it was an unhappy love"--Mrs. Kruse nodded
+again--"or it may have been a happy one, and the Chinaman was simply
+unable to endure the sudden termination of it. For the Chinese are
+human, like the rest of us, and everything is doubtless the same with
+them as with us."
+
+"Everything," assured Mrs. Kruse, who was about to corroborate it by
+her story, when her husband entered and said: "Mother, you might give
+me the bottle of leather varnish. I must have the harness shining when
+his Lordship comes home tomorrow. He sees everything, and even if he
+says nothing, one can tell that he has seen it all."
+
+"I'll bring it out to you, Kruse," said Roswitha. "Your wife is just
+going to tell me something more; but it will soon be finished and then
+I'll come and bring it."
+
+A few minutes later Roswitha came out into the yard with the bottle of
+varnish in her hand and stood by the harness which Kruse had just hung
+over the garden fence. "By George!" he said, as he took the bottle
+from her hand, "it will not do much good; it keeps drizzling all the
+time and the shine will come off. But I am one of those who think
+everything must be kept in order."
+
+"Indeed it must. Besides, Kruse, that is good varnish, as I can see at
+a glance, and first-class varnish doesn't stay sticky very long, it
+must dry immediately. Even if it is foggy tomorrow, or dewy, it will
+be too late then to hurt it. But, I must say, that is a remarkable
+story about the Chinaman."
+
+Kruse laughed. "It is nonsense, Roswitha. My wife, instead of paying
+attention to proper things, is always telling such tales, and when I
+go to put on a clean shirt there is a button off. It has been so ever
+since we came here. She always had just such stories in her head and
+the black hen besides. And the black hen doesn't even lay eggs. After
+all, what can she be expected to lay eggs out of? She never goes out,
+and such things as eggs can't come from mere cock-a-doodle-dooing. It
+is not to be expected of any hen."
+
+"See here, Kruse, I am going to repeat that to your wife. I have
+always considered you a respectable man and now you say things like
+that about the cock-a-doodle-dooing. Men are always worse than we
+think. Really I ought to take this brush right now and paint a black
+moustache on your face."
+
+"Well, Roswitha, one could put up with that from you," and Kruse, who
+was usually on his dignity, seemed about to change to a more flirting
+tone, when he suddenly caught sight of her Ladyship, who today came
+from the other side of the "Plantation" and just at this moment was
+passing along the garden fence.
+
+"Good day, Roswitha, my, but you are merry. What is Annie doing?"
+
+"She is asleep, your Ladyship."
+
+As Roswitha said this she turned red and quickly breaking off the
+conversation, started toward the house to help her Ladyship change her
+clothes. For it was doubtful whether Johanna was there. She hung
+around a good deal over at the "office" nowadays, because there was
+less to do at home and Frederick and Christel were too tedious for her
+and never knew anything.
+
+Annie was still asleep. Effi leaned over the cradle, then had her hat
+and raincoat taken off and sat down upon the little sofa in her
+bedroom. She slowly stroked back her moist hair, laid her feet on a
+stool, which Roswitha drew up to her, and said, as she evidently
+enjoyed the comfort of resting after a rather long walk: "Roswitha, I
+must remind you that Kruse is married."
+
+"I know it, your Ladyship."
+
+"Yes, what all doesn't one know, and yet one acts as though one did
+_not_ know. Nothing can ever come of this."
+
+"Nothing is supposed to come of it, your Ladyship."
+
+"If you think she is an invalid you are reckoning without your host.
+Invalids live the longest. Besides she has the black chicken. Beware
+of it. It knows everything and tattles everything. I don't know, it
+makes me shudder. And I'll wager all that business upstairs has some
+connection with this chicken."
+
+"Oh, I don't believe it. But it is terrible just the same, and Kruse,
+who always sides himself against his wife, cannot talk me out of it."
+
+"What did he say?"
+
+"He said it was nothing but mice."
+
+"Well, mice are quite bad enough. I can't bear mice. But, to change
+the subject, I saw you chatting with Kruse, plainly, also your
+familiar actions, and in fact I think you were going to paint a
+moustache on his lip. That I call pretty far advanced. A little later
+you will be jilted. You are still a smug person and have your charms.
+But beware, that is all I have to say to you. Just what was your
+experience the first time? Was it such that you can tell me about it?"
+
+"Oh, I can tell you. But it was terrible. And because it was so
+terrible, your Ladyship's mind can be perfectly easy with regard to
+Kruse. A girl who has gone through what I did has enough of it and
+takes care. I still dream of it occasionally and then I am all knocked
+to pieces the next day. Such awful fright."
+
+Effi sat up and leaned her head on her arm. "Tell me about it, and how
+it came about. I know from my observations at home that it is always
+the same story with you girls."
+
+"Yes, no doubt it is always the same at first, and I am determined not
+to think that there was anything special about my case. But when the
+time came that they threw it into my face and I was suddenly forced to
+say: 'yes, it is so,' oh, _that_ was terrible. Mother--well, I could
+get along with her, but father, who had the village blacksmith's shop,
+he was severe and quick to fly into a rage. When he heard it, he came
+at me with a pair of tongs which he had just taken from the fire and
+was going to kill me. I screamed and ran up to the attic and hid
+myself and there I lay and trembled, and did not come down till they
+called me and told me to come. Besides, I had a younger sister, who
+always pointed at me and said: 'Ugh!' Then when the child was about to
+come I went into a barn near by, because I was afraid to stay in the
+house. There strangers found me half dead and carried me into the
+house and laid me in my bed. The third day they took the child away
+and when I asked where it was they said it was well taken care of. Oh,
+your Ladyship, may the holy mother of God protect you from such
+distress!"
+
+Effi was startled and stared at Roswitha with wide-opened eyes. But
+she was more frightened than vexed. "The things you do say! Why, I am
+a married woman. You must not say such things; it is improper, it is
+not fitting."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship."
+
+"Tell me rather what became of you. They had robbed you of your baby.
+You told me that."
+
+"And then, a few days later, somebody from Erfurt drove up to the
+mayor's office and asked whether there was not a wet nurse there, and
+the mayor said 'yes,' God bless him! So the strange gentleman took me
+away with him and from that day I was better off. Even with the old
+widow my life was tolerable, and finally I came to your Ladyship. That
+was the best, the best of all." As she said this she stepped to the
+sofa and kissed Effi's hand.
+
+"Roswitha, you must not always be kissing my hand, I don't like it.
+And do beware of Kruse. Otherwise you are a good and sensible
+person--With a married man--it is never well."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, God and his saints lead us wondrously, and the
+bad fortune that befalls us has also its good side. If one is not made
+better by it there is no help for him--Really, I like the men."
+
+"You see, Roswitha, you see."
+
+"But if the same feeling should come over me again--the affair with
+Kruse, there is nothing in that--and I could not control myself, I
+should run straight into the water. It was too terrible. Everything.
+And I wonder what ever became of the poor baby? I don't think it is
+still living; they had it killed, but I am to blame." She threw
+herself down by Annie's cradle, and rocked the child and sang her
+favorite lullaby over and over again without stopping.
+
+"Stop," said Effi, "don't sing any more; I have a headache. Bring in
+the newspapers. Or has Gieshübler sent the journals?"
+
+"He did, and the fashion paper was on top. We were turning over the
+leaves, Johanna and I, before she went across the street. Johanna
+always gets angry that she cannot have such things. Shall I fetch the
+fashion paper?"
+
+"Yes, fetch it and bring me the lamp, too."
+
+Roswitha went out and when Effi was alone she said: "What things they
+do have to help one out! One pretty woman with a muff and another with
+a half veil--fashion puppets. But it is the best thing for turning my
+thoughts in some other direction."
+
+In the course of the following morning a telegram came from
+Innstetten, in which he said he would come by the second train, which
+meant that he would not arrive in Kessin before evening. The day
+proved one of never ending restlessness. Fortunately Gieshübler came
+in the afternoon and helped pass an hour. Finally, at seven o'clock,
+the carriage drove up. Effi went out and greeted her husband.
+Innstetten was in a state of excitement that was unusual for him and
+so it came about that he did not notice the embarrassment mingled with
+Effi's heartiness. In the hall the lamps and candles were burning, and
+the tea service, which Frederick had placed on one of the tables
+between the cabinets, reflected the brilliant light.
+
+"Why, this looks exactly as it did when we first arrived here. Do you
+remember, Effi?"
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Only the shark with his fir bough behaves more calmly today, and even
+Rollo pretends to be reticent and does not put his paws on my
+shoulders. What is the matter with you, Rollo?"
+
+Rollo rubbed past his master and wagged his tail.
+
+"He is not exactly satisfied; either it is with me or with others.
+Well, I'll assume, with me. At all events let us go in." He entered
+his room and as he sat down on the sofa asked Effi to take a seat
+beside him. "It was so fine in Berlin, beyond expectation, but in the
+midst of all my pleasure I always felt a longing to be back. And how
+well you look! A little bit pale and also a little bit changed, but it
+is all becoming to you."
+
+Effi turned red.
+
+"And now you even turn red. But it is as I tell you. You used to have
+something of the spoiled child about you; now all of a sudden you look
+like a wife."
+
+"I like to hear that, Geert, but I think you are just saying it."
+
+"No, no, you can credit yourself with it, if it is something
+creditable."
+
+"I should say it is."
+
+"Now guess who sent you his regards."
+
+"That is not hard, Geert. Besides, we wives, for I can count myself
+one since you are back"--and she reached out her hand and laughed--"we
+wives guess easily. We are not so obtuse as you."
+
+"Well, who was it?"
+
+"Why, Cousin von Briest, of course. He is the only person I know in
+Berlin, not counting my aunts, whom you no doubt failed to look up,
+and who are far too envious to send me their regards. Haven't you
+found, too, that all old aunts are envious?"
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is true. And to hear you say it reminds me that you
+are my same old Effi. For you must know that the old Effi, who looked
+like a child, also suited my taste. Just exactly as does your Ladyship
+at present."
+
+"Do you think so? And if you had to decide between the two"--
+
+"That is a question for scholars; I shall not talk about it. But there
+comes Frederick with the tea. How I have longed for this hour! And I
+said so, too, even to your Cousin Briest, as we were sitting at
+Dressel's and drinking Champagne to your health--Your ears must have
+rung--And do you know what your cousin said?"
+
+"Something silly, certainly. He is great at that."
+
+"That is the blackest ingratitude I have ever heard of in all my life.
+'Let us drink to the health of Effi,' he said, 'my beautiful
+cousin--Do you know, Innstetten, that I should like nothing better
+than to challenge you and shoot you dead? For Effi is an angel, and
+you robbed me of this angel.' And he looked so serious and sad, as he
+said it, that one might almost have believed him."
+
+"Oh, I know that mood of his. The how-manieth were you drinking?"
+
+"I don't recall now and perhaps could not have told you then. But this
+I do believe, that he was wholly in earnest. And perhaps it would have
+been the right match. Don't you think you could have lived with him?"
+
+"Could have lived? That is little, Geert. But I might almost say, I
+could not even have lived with him."
+
+"Why not? He is really a fine amiable fellow and quite sensible,
+besides."
+
+"Yes, he is that."
+
+"But--"
+
+"But he is a tomfool. And that is not the kind of a man we women love,
+not even when we are still half children, as you have always thought
+me and perhaps still do, in spite of my progress. Tomfoolery is not
+what we want. Men must be men."
+
+"It's well you say so. My, a man surely has to mind his p's and q's.
+Fortunately I can say I have just had an experience that looks as
+though I had minded my p's and q's, or at least I shall be expected to
+in the future--Tell me, what is your idea of a ministry?"
+
+"A ministry? Well, it may be one of two things. It may be people, wise
+men of high rank, who rule the state; and it may be merely a house, a
+palace, a Palazzo Strozzi or Pitti, or, if these are not fitting, any
+other. You see I have not taken my Italian journey in vain."
+
+"And could you make up your mind to live in such a palace? I mean in
+such a ministry?"
+
+"For heaven's sake, Geert, they have not made you a minister, have
+they? Gieshübler said something of the sort. And the Prince is
+all-powerful. Heavens, he has accomplished it at last and I am only
+eighteen."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "No, Effi, not a minister; we have not risen to
+that yet. But perhaps I may yet develop a variety of gifts that would
+make such a thing not impossible."
+
+"So not just yet, not yet a minister?"
+
+"No. And, to tell the truth, we are not even to live in the ministry,
+but I shall go daily to the ministry, as I now go to our district
+council office, and I shall make reports to the minister and travel
+with him, when he inspects the provincial offices. And you will be the
+wife of a head clerk of a ministerial department and live in Berlin,
+and in six months you will hardly remember that you have been here in
+Kessin, where you have had nothing but Gieshübler and the dunes and
+the 'Plantation.'"
+
+Effi did not say a word, but her eyes kept getting larger and larger.
+About the corners of her mouth there was a nervous twitching and her
+whole slender body trembled. Suddenly she slid from her seat down to
+Innstetten's feet, clasped her arms around his knees and said in a
+tone, as though she were praying: "Thank God!"
+
+Innstetten turned pale. What was that? Something that had come over
+him weeks before, but had swiftly passed away, only to come back from
+time to time, returned again now and spoke so plainly out of his eyes
+that it startled Effi. She had allowed herself to be carried away by a
+beautiful feeling, differing but little from a confession of her
+guilt, and had told more than she dared. She must offset it, must find
+some way of escape, at whatever cost.
+
+"Get up, Effi. What is the matter with you?"
+
+Effi arose quickly. However, she did not sit down on the sofa again,
+but drew up a high-backed chair, apparently because she did not feel
+strong enough to hold herself up without support.
+
+"What is the matter with you?" repeated Innstetten. "I thought you had
+spent happy days here. And now you cry out, 'Thank God!' as though
+your whole life here had been one prolonged horror. Have I been a
+horror to you? Or is it something else? Speak!"
+
+"To think that you can ask such a question!" said Effi, seeking by a
+supreme effort to suppress the trembling of her voice. "Happy days!
+Yes, certainly, happy days, but others, too. Never have I been
+entirely free from fear here, never. Never yet a fortnight that it did
+not look over my shoulder again, that same face, the same sallow
+complexion. And these last nights while you were away, it came back
+again, not the face, but there was shuffling of feet again, and Rollo
+set up his barking again, and Roswitha, who also heard it, came to my
+bed and sat down by me and we did not go to sleep till day began to
+dawn. This is a haunted house and I was expected to believe in the
+ghost, for you are a pedagogue. Yes, Geert, that you are. But be that
+as it may, thus much I know, I have been afraid in this house for a
+whole year and longer, and when I go away from here the fear will
+leave me, I think, and I shall be free again."
+
+Innstetten had not taken his eyes off her and had followed every word.
+What could be the meaning of "You are a pedagogue," and the other
+statement that preceded, "And I was expected to believe in the ghost?"
+What was all that about? Where did it come from? And he felt a slight
+suspicion arising and becoming more firmly fixed. But he had lived
+long enough to know that all signs deceive, and that in our jealousy,
+in spite of its hundred eyes, we often go farther astray than in the
+blindness of our trust. Possibly it was as she said, and, if it was,
+why should she not cry out: "Thank God!"
+
+And so, quickly looking at the matter from all possible sides, he
+overcame his suspicion and held out his hand to her across the table:
+"Pardon me, Effi, but I was so much surprised by it all. I suppose, of
+course, it is my fault. I have always been too much occupied with
+myself. We men are all egoists. But it shall be different from now on.
+There is one good thing about Berlin, that is certain: there are no
+haunted houses there. How could there be! Now let us go into the other
+room and see Annie; otherwise Roswitha will accuse me of being an
+unaffectionate father."
+
+During these words Effi had gradually become more composed, and the
+consciousness of having made a felicitous escape from a danger of her
+own creation restored her countenance and buoyancy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+
+The next morning the two took their rather late breakfast together.
+Innstetten had overcome his ill-humor and something worse, and Effi
+was so completely taken up with her feeling of liberation that not
+only had her power of feigning a certain amount of good humor
+returned, but she had almost regained her former artlessness. She was
+still in Kessin, and yet she already felt as though it lay far behind
+her.
+
+"I have been thinking it over, Effi," said Innstetten, "you are not
+entirely wrong in all you have said against our house here. For
+Captain Thomsen it was quite good enough, but not for a spoiled young
+wife. Everything old-fashioned and no room. You shall have a better
+house in Berlin, with a dining hall, but different from the one here,
+and in the hall and on the stairway colored-glass windows, Emperor
+William with sceptre and crown, or some religious picture, a St.
+Elizabeth or a Virgin Mary. Let us say a Virgin Mary; we owe that to
+Roswitha."
+
+Effi laughed. "So shall it be. But who will select an apartment for
+us? I couldn't think of sending Cousin von Briest to look for one, to
+say nothing of my aunts. They would consider anything good enough."
+
+"When it comes to selecting an apartment, nobody can do that to the
+satisfaction of any one else. I think you will have to go yourself."
+
+"And when do you think?"
+
+"The middle of March."
+
+"Oh, that is much too late, Geert; everything will be gone then. The
+good apartments will hardly wait for us."
+
+"All right. But it was only yesterday that I came home and I can't
+well say: 'go tomorrow.' That would not look right and it would not
+suit me very well either. I am happy to have you with me once more."
+
+"No," she said, as she gathered together the breakfast dishes rather
+noisily to hide a rising embarrassment, "no, and it shall not be
+either, neither today nor tomorrow, but before very long, however. And
+if I find anything I shall soon be back again. But one thing more,
+Roswitha and Annie must go with me. It would please me most if you
+went too. But, I see, that is out of the question. And I think the
+separation will not last long. I already know, too, where I shall
+rent."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"That must remain my secret. I want to have a secret myself. I want to
+surprise you later."
+
+At this point Frederick entered to bring the mail. The most of the
+pieces were official and newspapers. "Ah, there is also a letter for
+you," said Innstetten. "And, if I am not mistaken, mama's
+handwriting."
+
+Effi took the letter. "Yes, from mama. But that is not the Friesack
+postmark. Just see, why, it is plainly Berlin."
+
+"Certainly," laughed Innstetten. "You act as though it were a miracle.
+Mama is doubtless in Berlin and has written her darling a letter from
+her hotel."
+
+"Yes," said Effi, "that is probably it. But I almost have fears, and
+can find no real consolation in what Hulda Niemeyer always said: that
+when one has fears it is better than when one has hopes. What do you
+think about it?"
+
+"For a pastor's daughter not quite up to the standard. But now read
+the letter. Here is a paper knife."
+
+Effi cut open the envelope and read: "My dear Effi: For the last
+twenty-four hours I have been here in Berlin--Consultations with
+Schweigger. As soon as he saw me he congratulated me, and when I asked
+him, astonished, what occasion there was, I learned that a director of
+a ministerial department by the name of Wüllersdorf had just been at
+his office and told him that Innstetten had been called to a position
+with the ministry. I am a little vexed to have to learn a thing like
+that from a third person. But in my pride and joy I forgive you.
+Moreover, I always knew, even when I was at Rathenow, that he would
+make something of himself. Now you are to profit by it. Of course you
+must have an apartment and new furniture. If, my dear Effi, you think
+you can make use of my advice, come as soon as your time will permit.
+I shall remain here a week for treatment, and if it is not effective,
+perhaps somewhat longer. Schweigger is rather indefinite on the
+subject. I have taken a private room on Schadow St. Adjoining my room
+there are others vacant. What the matter is with my eye I will tell
+you when I see you. The thing that occupies me at present is your
+future. Briest will be unspeakably happy. He always pretends to be so
+indifferent about such things, but in reality he thinks more of them
+than I do. My regards to Innstetten, and a kiss for Annie, whom you
+will perhaps bring along. As ever your tenderly loving mother, Louise
+von B."
+
+Effi laid the letter on the table and said nothing. Her mind was
+firmly made up as to what she should do, but she did not want to say
+it herself. She wanted Innstetten to speak the first word and then she
+would hesitatingly say, "yes."
+
+Innstetten actually fell into the trap. "Well, Effi, you remain so
+calm."
+
+"Ah, Geert, everything has its two sides. On the one hand I shall be
+happy to see mother again, and maybe even in a few days. But there are
+so many reasons for delaying."
+
+"What are they?"
+
+"Mama, as you know, is very determined and recognizes only her own
+will. With papa she has been able to have her way in everything. But I
+should like to have an apartment to suit _my_ taste, and new furniture
+that _I_ like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Is that all?"
+
+"Well, that is enough, I should think. But it is not all." Then she
+summoned up her courage, looked at him, and said: "And then, Geert, I
+should not like to be separated from you again so soon."
+
+"You rogue, you just say that because you know my weakness. But we are
+all vain, and I will believe it. I will believe it and yet, at the
+same time, play the hero who foregoes his own desires. Go as soon as
+you think it necessary and can justify it before your own heart."
+
+"You must not talk like that, Geert. What do you mean by 'justifying
+it before my own heart?' By saying that you force me, half
+tyrannically, to assume a role of affection, and I am compelled to
+say from sheer coquetry: 'Ah, Geert, then I shall never go.' Or
+something of the sort."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "Effi, you are too clever for me.
+I always thought you were a child, and now I see that you are on a par
+with all the rest. But enough of that, or, as your papa always said,
+'that is too wide a field.' Say, rather, when you are going?"
+
+"Today is Tuesday. Let us say, then, Friday noon by the boat. Then I
+shall be in Berlin in the evening."
+
+"Settled. And when will you be back?"
+
+"Well, let us gay Monday evening. That will make three days."
+
+"Impossible. That is too soon. You can't accomplish everything in
+three days. Your mama will not let you go so soon, either."
+
+"Then leave it to my discretion."
+
+"All right," and Innstetten arose from his seat to go over to the
+district councillor's office.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The days before Effi's departure flew by quickly. Roswitha was very
+happy. "Ah, your Ladyship, Kessin, oh yes--but it is not Berlin. And
+the street cars. And then when the gong rings and one does not know
+whether to turn to the right or the left, and it has sometimes seemed
+to me as though everything would run right over me. Oh, there is
+nothing like that here. Many a day I doubt if we see six people, and
+never anything else but the dunes and the sea outside. And it roars
+and roars, but that is all."
+
+"Yes, Roswitha, you are right. It roars and roars all the time, but
+this is not the right kind of life. Besides, one has all sorts of
+stupid ideas. That you cannot deny, and your conduct with Kruse was
+not in accord with propriety."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship--"
+
+"Well, I will not make any further inquiries. You would not admit
+anything, of course. Only be sure not to take too few things with you.
+In fact, you may take all your things along, and Annie's too."
+
+"I thought we were coming back."
+
+"Yes, I am. It is his Lordship's desire. But you may perhaps stay
+there, with my mother. Only see to it that she does not spoil little
+Annie too badly. She was often strict with me, but a grandchild--"
+
+"And then, too, you know, little Annie is so sweet, one is tempted to
+take a bite of her. Nobody can help being fond of her."
+
+That was on Thursday, the day before the departure. Innstetten had
+driven into the country and was not expected home till toward evening.
+In the afternoon Effi went down town, as far as the market square, and
+there entered the apothecary's shop and asked for a bottle of _sal
+volatile_. "One never knows with whom one is to travel," she said to
+the old clerk, with whom she was accustomed to chat, and who adored
+her as much as Gieshübler himself.
+
+"Is the doctor in?" she asked further, when she had put the little
+bottle in her pocket.
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship, he is in the adjoining room reading the
+papers."
+
+"I shall not disturb him, shall I?"
+
+"Oh, never."
+
+Effi stepped in. It was a small room with a high ceiling and shelves
+around the walls, on which stood alembics and retorts. Along one wall
+were filing cases arranged alphabetically and provided with iron rings
+on the front ends. They contained the prescriptions.
+
+Gieshübler was delighted and embarrassed. "What an honor! Here among
+my retorts! May I invite her Ladyship to be seated for a moment?"
+
+"Certainly, dear Gieshübler. But really only for a moment. I want to
+bid you farewell."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady, you are coming back, aren't you? I heard it
+was only for three or four days."
+
+"Yes, dear friend, I am supposed to come back, and it is even arranged
+that I shall be back in Kessin in a week at the latest. But it is
+possible that I may _not_ come back. I don't need to tell you all the
+thousand possibilities--I see you are about to tell me I am still too
+young to--but young people sometimes die. And then there are so many
+other things. So I prefer to take leave of you as though it were for
+ever."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"As though it were for ever. And I want to thank you, dear Gieshübler.
+For you were the best thing here; naturally, because you were the best
+man. If I live to be a hundred years old I shall not forget you. I
+have felt lonely here at times, and at times my heart was so heavy,
+heavier than you can ever know. I have not always managed rightly. But
+whenever I have seen you, from the very first day, I have always felt
+happier, and better, too."
+
+"Oh, most gracious Lady."
+
+"And I wished to thank you for it. I have just bought a small bottle
+of _sal volatile_. There are often such remarkable people in the
+compartment, who will not even permit a window to be opened. If I shed
+any tears--for, you know, it goes right up into one's head, the salts,
+I mean--then I will think of you. Adieu, dear friend, and give my
+regards to your friend, Miss Trippelli. During these last weeks I have
+often thought of her and of Prince Kotschukoff. After all is said and
+done it remains a peculiar relation. But I can understand it--and let
+me hear from you some day. Or I shall write."
+
+With these words Effi went out. Gieshübler accompanied her out upon
+the square. He was dumbfounded, so completely that he entirely
+overlooked many enigmatical things she said.
+
+Effi went back home. "Bring me the lamp, Johanna," she said, "but into
+my bedroom. And then a cup of tea. I am so cold and cannot wait till
+his Lordship returns."
+
+The lamp and the tea came. Effi was already sitting at her little
+writing desk, with a sheet of letter paper before her and the pen in
+her hand. "Please, Johanna, put the tea on the table there."
+
+When Johanna had left the room Effi locked her door, looked into the
+mirror for a moment and then sat down again, and wrote: "I leave
+tomorrow by the boat, and these are farewell lines. Innstetten expects
+me back in a few days, but I am _not_ coming back--why I am not coming
+back, you know--it would have been better if I had never seen this
+corner of the earth. I implore you not to take this as a reproach. All
+the fault is mine. If I look at your house--_your_ conduct may be
+excusable, not mine. My fault is very grievous, but perhaps I can
+overcome it. The fact that we were called away from here is to me, so
+to speak, a sign that I may yet be restored to favor. Forget the past,
+forget me. Your Effi."
+
+She ran hastily over the lines once more. The strangest thing to her
+was the avoidance of the familiar "Du," but that had to be. It was
+meant to convey the idea that there was no bridge left. Then she put
+the letter into an envelope and walked toward a house between the
+churchyard and the corner of the forest. A thin column of smoke arose
+from the half tumbled down chimney. There she delivered the letter.
+
+When she reached home Innstetten was already there and she sat down by
+him and told him about Gieshübler and the _sal volatile_. Innstetten
+laughed. "Where did you get your Latin, Effi?"
+
+The boat, a light sailing vessel (the steamers ran only in the summer)
+left at twelve. A quarter of an hour before, Effi and Innstetten were
+on board; likewise Roswitha and Annie.
+
+The baggage was bulkier than seemed necessary for a journey of so few
+days. Innstetten talked with the captain. Effi, in a raincoat and
+light gray traveling hat, stood on the after deck, near the tiller,
+and looked out upon the quay and the pretty row of houses that
+followed the line of the quay. Just opposite the landing stood the
+Hoppensack Hotel, a three-story building, from whose gable a yellow
+flag, with a cross and a crown on it, hung down limp in the quiet
+foggy air. Effi looked up at the flag for a while, then let her eyes
+sink slowly until they finally rested on a number of people who stood
+about inquisitively on the quay. At this moment the bell rang. Effi
+had a very peculiar sensation. The boat slowly began to move, and as
+she once more looked closely at the landing bridge she saw that
+Crampas was standing in the front row. She was startled to see him,
+but at the same time was glad. He, on the other hand, with his whole
+bearing changed, was obviously agitated, and waved an earnest adieu to
+her. She returned his greeting in like spirit, but also with great
+friendliness, and there was pleading in her eyes. Then she walked
+quickly to the cabin, where Roswitha had already made herself at home
+with Annie. She remained here in the rather close rooms till they
+reached the point where the river spreads out into a sheet of water
+called the "Broad." Then Innstetten came and called to her to come up
+on deck and enjoy the glorious landscape. She went up. Over the
+surface of the water hung gray clouds and only now and then could one
+catch a half-veiled glimpse of the sun through a rift in the dense
+mass. Effi thought of the day, just a year and a quarter ago, when she
+had driven in an open carriage along the shore of this same "Broad." A
+brief span, and life often so quiet and lonely. Yet how much had
+happened since then!
+
+Thus they sailed up the fairway and at two o'clock were at the station
+or very near it. As they, a moment later, passed the Prince Bismarck
+Hotel, Golchowski, who was again standing at the door, joined them and
+accompanied them to the steps leading up the embankment. At the
+station they found the train was not yet signaled, so they walked up
+and down on the platform. Their conversation turned about the question
+of an apartment. They agreed on the quarter of the city, that it must
+be between the Tiergarten and the Zoological Garden. "I want to hear
+the finches sing and the parrots scream," said Innstetten, and Effi
+was willing.
+
+Then they heard the signal and the train ran into the station. The
+station master was full of attentions and Effi received a compartment
+to herself.
+
+Another handshake, a wave of her handkerchief, and the train began
+again to move.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+
+[Effi was met at the Berlin station by her mother and Cousin von
+Briest. While drinking tea in the mother's room Cousin von Briest was
+asked to tell a joke, and propounded a Bible conundrum, which Effi
+took as an omen that no more sorrow was to befall her. The following
+day began the search for an apartment, and one was found on Keith
+street, which exactly suited, except that the house was not finished
+and the walls not yet dried out. Effi kept it in mind, however, and
+looked further, being as long about it as possible. After two weeks
+Innstetten began to insist on her return and to make pointed
+allusions. She saw there was nothing left but to sham illness. Then
+she rented the apartment on Keith street, wrote a card saying she
+would be home the next day, and had the trunks packed. The next
+morning she stayed in bed and feigned illness, but preferred not to
+call a doctor. She telegraphed about her delay to her husband. After
+three days of the farce she yielded to her mother and called an old
+ladies' doctor by the name of Rummschüttel ('Shake 'em around'). After
+a few questions he prescribed a mixture of bitter almond water and
+orange blossom syrup and told her to keep quiet. Later he called every
+third day, noticing that his calls embarrassed her. She felt he had
+seen through her from the start, but the farce had to be kept up till
+Innstetten had closed his house and shipped his things. Four days
+before he was due in Berlin she suddenly got well and wrote him she
+could now travel, but thought it best to await him in Berlin. As soon
+as she received his favorable telegram she hastened to the new
+apartment, where she raised her eyes, folded her hands, and said:
+"Now, with God's help, a new life, and a different one!"]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+
+Three days later, at nine o 'clock in the evening, Innstetten arrived
+in Berlin. Effi, her mother, and Cousin Briest were at the station.
+The reception was hearty, particularly on the part of Effi, and a
+world of things had been talked about when the carriage they had taken
+stopped before their new residence on Keith street. "Well, you have
+made a good choice, Effi," said Innstetten, as he entered the
+vestibule; "no shark, no crocodile, and, I hope, no spooks."
+
+"No, Geert, that is all past. A new era has dawned and I am no longer
+afraid. I am also going to be better than heretofore and live more
+according to your will." This she whispered to him as they climbed the
+carpeted stairs to the third story. Cousin von Briest escorted the
+mother.
+
+In their apartment there was still a great deal to be done, but enough
+had been accomplished to make a homelike impression and Innstetten
+exclaimed out of the joy of his heart: "Effi, you are a little
+genius." But she declined the praise, pointing to her mother, saying
+she really deserved the credit. Her mother had issued inexorable
+commands, such as, "It must stand here," and had always been right,
+with the natural result that much time had been saved and their good
+humor had never been disturbed. Finally Roswitha came in to welcome
+her master. She took advantage of the opportunity to say: "Miss Annie
+begs to be excused for today,"--a little joke, of which she was proud,
+and which accomplished her purpose perfectly.
+
+They took seats around the table, already set, and when Innstetten had
+poured himself a glass of wine and all had joined him in a toast to
+"happy days," he took Effi's hand and said: "Now tell me, Effi, what
+was the nature of your illness?"
+
+"Oh, let us not talk about that; it would be a waste of breath--A
+little painful and a real disturbance, because it cancelled our plans.
+But that was all, and now it is past. Rummschüttel justified his
+reputation; he is a fine, amiable old man, as I believe I wrote you.
+He is said not to be a particularly brilliant scholar, but mama says
+that is an advantage. And she is doubtless right, as usual. Our good
+Dr. Hannemann was no luminary either, and yet he was always
+successful. Now tell me, how are Gieshübler and all the others?"
+
+"Let me see, who are all the others? Crampas sends his regards to her
+Ladyship."
+
+"Ah, very polite."
+
+"And the pastor also wishes to be remembered to you. But the people in
+the country were rather cool and seemed inclined to hold me
+responsible for your departure without formally taking leave. Our
+friend Sidonie spoke quite pointedly, but good Mrs. von Padden, whom I
+called on specially the day before yesterday, was genuinely pleased to
+receive your regards and your declaration of love for her. She said
+you were a charming woman, but I ought to guard you well. When I
+replied that you considered me more of a pedagogue than a husband, she
+said in an undertone and almost as though speaking from another world:
+'A young lamb as white as snow!' Then she stopped."
+
+Cousin von Briest laughed. "'A young lamb as white as snow.' Hear
+that, cousin?" He was going to continue teasing her, but gave it up
+when he saw that she turned pale.
+
+The conversation dragged on a while longer, dealing chiefly with
+former relations, and Effi finally learned, from various things
+Innstetten said, that of all their Kessin household Johanna alone had
+declared a willingness to move with them to Berlin. She had remained
+behind, to be sure, but would arrive in two or three days with the
+rest of the things. Innstetten was glad of her decision, for she had
+always been their most useful servant and possessed an unusual amount
+of the style demanded in a large city, perhaps a bit too much. Both
+Christel and Frederick had said they were too old, and Kruse had not
+even been asked. "What do we want with a coachman here?" concluded
+Innstetten, "private horses and carriages are things of the past; that
+luxury is seen no more in Berlin. We could not even have found a place
+for the black chicken. Or do I underestimate the apartment?"
+
+Effi shook her head, and as a short pause ensued the mother arose,
+saying it was half past ten and she had still a long way to go, but
+nobody should accompany her, as the carriage stand was quite near.
+Cousin Briest declined, of course, to accede to this request.
+Thereupon they bade each other good night, after arranging to meet the
+following morning.
+
+Effi was up rather early and, as the air was almost as warm as in the
+summer, had ordered the breakfast table moved close to the open
+balcony door. When Innstetten appeared she stepped out upon the
+balcony with him and said: "Well, what do you say? You wished to hear
+the finches singing in the Tiergarten and the parrots calling in the
+Zoological Garden. I don't know whether both will do you the favor,
+but it is possible. Do you hear that? It came from the little park
+over yonder. It is not the real Tiergarten, but near it."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and as grateful as though Effi herself had
+conjured up all these things for him. Then they sat down and Annie
+came in. Roswitha expected Innstetten to find a great change in the
+child, and he did. They went on chatting, first about the people of
+Kessin, then about the visits to be made in Berlin, and finally about
+a summer journey. They had to stop in the middle of their conversation
+in order to be at the rendezvous on time.
+
+They met, as agreed, at Helms's, opposite the Red Palace, went to
+various stores, lunched at Hiller's, and were home again in good
+season. It was a capital day together, and Innstetten was very glad to
+be able once more to share in the life of a great city and feel its
+influence upon him. The following day, the 1st of April, he went to
+the Chancellor's Palace to register, considerately foregoing a
+personal call, and then went to the Ministry to report for duty. He
+was received, in spite of the rush of business and social obligations,
+in fact he was favored with a particularly friendly reception by his
+chief, who said: "I know what a valuable man you are and am certain
+nothing can ever disturb our harmony."
+
+Likewise at home everything assumed a good aspect. Effi truly
+regretted to see her mother return to Hohen-Cremmen, even after her
+treatment had been prolonged to nearly six weeks, as she had predicted
+in the beginning. But the loss was partly offset by Johanna's arrival
+in Berlin on the same day. That was at least something, and even if
+the pretty blonde was not so near to Effi's heart as the wholly
+unselfish and infinitely good-natured Roswitha, nevertheless she was
+treated on an equality with her, both by Innstetten and her young
+mistress, because she was very clever and useful and showed a decided,
+self-conscious reserve toward the men. According to a Kessin rumor the
+roots of her existence could be traced to a long-retired officer of
+the Pasewalk garrison, which was said to explain her aristocratic
+temperament, her beautiful blonde hair, and the special shapeliness of
+her appearance. Johanna shared the joy displayed on all hands at her
+arrival and was perfectly willing to resume her former duties as house
+servant and lady's maid, whereas Roswitha, who after an experience of
+nearly a year had acquired about all of Christel's cookery art, was to
+superintend the culinary department. The care and nurture of Annie
+fell to Effi herself, at which Roswitha naturally laughed, for she
+knew young wives.
+
+Innstetten was wholly devoted to his office and his home. He was
+happier than formerly in Kessin, because he could not fail to observe
+that Effi manifested more artlessness and cheerfulness. She could do
+so because she felt freer. True, the past still cast a shadow over her
+life, but it no longer worried her, or at least much more rarely and
+transiently, and all such after-effects served but to give her bearing
+a peculiar charm. In everything she did there was an element of
+sadness, of confession, so to speak, and it would have made her happy
+if she could have shown it still more plainly. But, of course, she
+dared not.
+
+When they made their calls, during the first weeks of April, the
+social season of the great city was not yet past, but it was about to
+end, so they were unable to share in it to any great extent. During
+the latter half of May it expired completely and they were more than
+ever happy to be able to meet at the noon hour in the Tiergarten, when
+Innstetten came from his office, or to take a walk in the afternoon to
+the garden of the Palace in Charlottenburg. As Effi walked up and down
+the long front, between the Palace and the orange trees, she studied
+time and again the many Roman emperors standing there, found a
+remarkable resemblance between Nero and Titus, gathered pine cones
+that had fallen from the trees, and then walked arm in arm with her
+husband toward the Spree till they came to the lonely Belvedere
+Palace.
+
+"They say this palace was also once haunted," she remarked.
+
+"No, merely ghostly apparitions."
+
+"That is the same thing."
+
+"Yes, sometimes," said Innstetten. "As a matter of fact, however,
+there is a difference. Ghostly apparitions are always artificial, or
+at least that is said to have been the case in the Belvedere, as
+Cousin von Briest told me only yesterday, but hauntings are never
+artificial; hauntings are natural."
+
+"So you do believe in them?"
+
+"Certainly I believe in them. There are such things. But I don't quite
+believe in those we had in Kessin. Has Johanna shown you her Chinaman
+yet?"
+
+"What Chinaman?"
+
+"Why, ours. Before she left our old house she pulled him off the back
+of the chair upstairs and put him in her purse. I caught a glimpse of
+him not long ago when she was changing a mark for me. She was
+embarrassed, but confessed."
+
+"Oh, Geert, you ought not to have told me that. Now there is such a
+thing in our house again."
+
+"Tell her to burn it up."
+
+"No, I don't want to; it would not do any good anyhow. But I will ask
+Roswitha--"
+
+"What? Oh, I understand, I can imagine what you are thinking of. You
+will ask her to buy a picture of a saint and put it also in the purse.
+Is that about it?"
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"Well, do what you like, but do not tell anybody."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi finally said she would rather not do it, and they went on talking
+about all sorts of little things, till the plans for their summer
+journey gradually crowded out other interests. They rode back to the
+"Great Star" and then walked home by the Korso Boulevard and the broad
+Frederick William Street.
+
+They planned to take their vacation at the end of July and go to the
+Bavarian Alps, as the Passion Play was to be given again this year at
+Oberammergau. But it could not be done, as Privy Councillor von
+Wüllersdorf, whom Innstetten had known for some time and who was now
+his special colleague, fell sick suddenly and Innstetten had to stay
+and take his place. Not until the middle of August was everything
+again running smoothly and a vacation journey possible. It was too
+late then to go to Oberammergau, so they fixed upon a sojourn on the
+island of Rügen. "First, of course, Stralsund, with Schill, whom you
+know, and with Scheele, whom you don't know. Scheele discovered
+oxygen, but you don't need to know that. Then from Stralsund to Bergen
+and the Rugard, where Wüllersdorf said one can get a good view of the
+whole island, and thence between the Big and the Little Jasmund Bodden
+to Sassnitz. Going to Rügen means going to Sassnitz. Binz might
+perhaps be possible, too, but, to quote Wüllersdorf again, there are
+so many small pebbles and shells on the beach, and we want to go
+bathing."
+
+Effi agreed to everything planned by Innstetten, especially that the
+whole household should be broken up for four weeks, Roswitha going
+with Annie to Hohen-Cremmen, and Johanna visiting her younger
+half-brother, who had a sawmill near Pasewalk. Thus everybody was well
+provided for.
+
+At the beginning of the following week they set out and the same
+evening were in Sassnitz. Over the hostelry was the sign, "Hotel
+Fahrenheit." "I hope the prices are according to Réaumur," added
+Innstetten, as he read the name, and the two took an evening walk
+along the beach cliffs in the best of humor. From a projecting rock
+they looked out upon the bay quivering in the moonlight. Effi was
+entranced. "Ah, Geert, why, this is Capri, it is Sorrento. Yes, let us
+stay here, but not in the hotel, of course. The waiters are too
+aristocratic for me and I feel ashamed to ask for a bottle of soda
+water."
+
+"Yes, everybody is an employee. But, I think, we can find private
+quarters."
+
+"I think so too. And we will look for them the first thing in the
+morning."
+
+The next morning was as beautiful as the evening had been, and they
+took coffee out of doors. Innstetten received a few letters, which had
+to be attended to promptly, and so Effi decided at once to employ the
+hour thus left free for her in looking for quarters. She first walked
+past an inclosed meadow, then past groups of houses and fields of
+oats, finally turning into a road which ran through a kind of gully to
+the sea. Where this gully road struck the beach there stood an inn
+shaded by tall beech trees, not so aristocratic as the "Fahrenheit," a
+mere restaurant, in fact, which because of the early hour was entirely
+empty. Effi sat down at a point with a good view and hardly had she
+taken a sip of the sherry she had ordered when the inn-keeper stepped
+up to engage her in conversation, half out of curiosity and half out
+of politeness.
+
+"We like it very well here," she said, "my husband and I. What a
+splendid view of the bay! Our only worry is about a place to stay."
+
+"Well, most gracious Lady, that will be hard."
+
+"Why, it is already late in the season."
+
+"In spite of that. Here in Sassnitz there is surely nothing to be
+found, I can guarantee you. But farther along the shore, where the
+next village begins--you can see the shining roofs from here--there
+you might perhaps find something."
+
+"What is the name of the village?"
+
+"Crampas."
+
+Effi thought she had misunderstood him. "Crampas," she repeated, with
+an effort. "I never heard the word as the name of a place. Nothing
+else in the neighborhood?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady, nothing around here. But farther up, toward
+the north, you will come to other villages, and in the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer they will surely be able to give you information.
+Addresses are always left there by people who would be willing to rent
+rooms."
+
+Effi was glad to have had the conversation alone and when she reported
+it a few moments later to her husband, keeping back only the name of
+the village adjoining Sassnitz, he said: "Well, if there is nothing
+around here the best thing will be to take a carriage, which,
+incidentally, is always the way to take leave of a hotel, and without
+any ado move farther up toward Stubbenkammer. We can doubtless find
+there some idyllic spot with a honeysuckle arbor, and, if we find
+nothing, there is still left the hotel, and they are all alike."
+
+Effi was willing, and about noon they reached the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer, of which Innstetten had just spoken, and there ordered
+a lunch. "But not until half an hour from now. We intend to take a
+walk first and view the Hertha Lake. I presume you have a guide?"
+
+Following the affirmative answer a middle-aged man approached our
+travelers. He looked as important and solemn as though he had been at
+least an adjunct of the ancient Hertha worship.
+
+The lake, which was only a short distance away, had a border of tall
+trees and a hem of rushes, while on its quiet black surface there swam
+hundreds of water lilies.
+
+"It really looks like something of the sort," said Effi, "like Hertha
+worship."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship, and the stones are further evidences of it."
+
+"What stones?"
+
+"The sacrificial stones."
+
+While the conversation continued in this way they stepped from the
+lake to a perpendicular wall of gravel and clay, against which leaned
+a few smooth polished stones, with a shallow hollow in each drained by
+a few grooves.
+
+"What is the purpose of these?"
+
+"To make it drain better, your Ladyship."
+
+"Let us go," said Effi, and, taking her husband's arm, she walked back
+with him to the hotel, where the breakfast already ordered was served
+at a table with a view far out upon the sea. Before them lay the bay
+in the sunshine, with sail boats here and there gliding across its
+surface and sea gulls pursuing each other about the neighboring
+cliffs. It was very beautiful and Effi said so; but, when she looked
+across the glittering surface, she saw again, toward the south, the
+brightly shining roofs of the long-stretched-out village, whose name
+had given her such a start earlier in the morning.
+
+Even without any knowledge or suspicion of what was occupying her,
+Innstetten saw clearly that she was having no joy or satisfaction. "I
+am sorry, Effi, that you derive no real pleasure from these things
+here. You cannot forget the Hertha Lake, and still less the
+stones."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+BATHING BOYS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+She nodded. "It is as you say, and I must confess that I have seen
+nothing in my life that made me feel so sad. Let us give up entirely
+our search for rooms. I can't stay here."
+
+"And yesterday it seemed to you a Gulf of Naples and everything
+beautiful you could think of."
+
+"Yes, yesterday."
+
+"And today? No longer a trace of Sorrento?"
+
+"Still one trace, but only one. It is Sorrento on the point of dying."
+
+"Very well, then, Effi," said Innstetten, reaching her his hand. "I do
+not want to worry you with Rügen and so let us give it up. Settled. It
+is not necessary for us to tie ourselves up to Stubbenkammer or
+Sassnitz or farther down that way. But whither?"
+
+"I suggest that we stay a day longer and wait for the steamer that
+comes from Stettin tomorrow on its way to Copenhagen. It is said to be
+so pleasurable there and I can't tell you how I long for something
+pleasurable. Here I feel as though I could never laugh again in all my
+life and had never laughed at all, and you know how I like to laugh."
+
+Innstetten showed himself full of sympathy with her state, the more
+readily, as he considered her right in many regards. Really
+everything, though beautiful, was melancholy.
+
+They waited for the Stettin boat and in the very early morning of the
+third day they landed in Copenhagen. Two hours later they were in the
+Thorwaldsen Museum, and Effi said: "Yes, Geert, this is beautiful and
+I am glad we set out for here." Soon thereafter they went to dinner
+and at the table made the acquaintance of a Jutland family, opposite
+them, whose daughter, Thora von Penz, was as pretty as a picture and
+attracted immediately the attention and admiration of both Innstetten
+and Effi. Effi could not stop looking at her large blue eyes and
+flaxen blonde hair, and when they left the table an hour and a half
+later the Penz family, who unfortunately had to leave Copenhagen the
+same day, expressed the hope that they might have the privilege of
+entertaining the young Prussian couple in the near future at Aggerhuus
+Castle, some two miles from the Lym-Fiord. The invitation was accepted
+by the Innstettens with little hesitation.
+
+Thus passed the hours in the hotel. But that was not yet enough of a
+good thing for this memorable day, which Effi enthusiastically
+declared ought to be a red-letter day in the calendar. To fill her
+measure of happiness to the full the evening brought a performance at
+the Tivoli Theatre, an Italian pantomime, _Arlequin and Columbine_.
+She was completely captivated by the little roguish tricks, and when
+they returned to their hotel late in the evening she said: "Do you
+know, Geert, I now feel that I am gradually coming to again. I will
+not even mention beautiful Thora, but when I consider that this
+morning Thorwaldsen and this evening Columbine--"
+
+"Whom at bottom you liked better than Thorwaldsen--"
+
+"To be frank, yes. I have a natural appreciation of such things. Our
+good Kessin was a misfortune for me. Everything got on my nerves
+there. Rügen too, almost. I suggest we stay here in Copenhagen a few
+days longer, including an excursion to Fredericksborg and Helsingor,
+of course, and then go over to Jutland. I anticipate real pleasure
+from seeing beautiful Thora again, and if I were a man I should fall
+in love with her."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You don't know what I am going to do."
+
+"I shouldn't object. That will create a rivalry and I shall show you
+that I still have my powers, too."
+
+"You don't need to assure me of that."
+
+The journey was made according to this plan. Over in Jutland they went
+up the Lym-Fiord as far as Aggerhuus Castle, where they spent three
+days with the Penz family, and then returned home, making many stops
+on the way, for sojourns of various lengths, in Viborg, Flensburg,
+Kiel, and Hamburg. From Hamburg, which they liked uncommonly well,
+they did not go direct to Keith St. in Berlin, but first to
+Hohen-Cremmen, where they wished to enjoy a well-earned rest. For
+Innstetten it meant but a few days, as his leave of absence expired,
+but Effi remained a week longer and declared her desire not to arrive
+at home till the 3d of October, their wedding anniversary.
+
+Annie had flourished splendidly in the country air and Roswitha's plan
+of having her walk to meet her mother succeeded perfectly. Briest
+proved himself an affectionate grandfather, warned them against too
+much love, and even more strongly against too much severity, and was
+in every way the same as always. But in reality all his affection was
+bestowed upon Effi, who occupied his emotional nature continually,
+particularly when he was alone with his wife.
+
+"How do you find Effi?"
+
+"Dear and good as ever. We cannot thank God enough that we have such a
+lovely daughter. How thankful she is for everything, and always so
+happy to be under our rooftree again."
+
+"Yes," said Briest, "she has more of this virtue than I like. To tell
+the truth, it seems as though this were still her home. Yet she has
+her husband and child, and her husband is a jewel and her child an
+angel, and still she acts as though Hohen-Cremmen were her favorite
+abode, and her husband and child were nothing in comparison with you
+and me. She is a splendid daughter, but she is too much of a daughter
+to suit me. It worries me a little bit. She is also unjust to
+Innstetten. How do matters really stand between them?"
+
+"Why, Briest, what do you mean?"
+
+"Well, I mean what I mean and you know what, too. Is she happy? Or is
+there something or other in the way? From the very beginning it has
+seemed to me as though she esteemed him more than she loved him, and
+that to my mind is a bad thing. Even love may not last forever, and
+esteem will certainly not. In fact women become angry when they have
+to esteem a man; first they become angry, then bored, and in the end
+they laugh."
+
+"Have you had any such experience?"
+
+"I will not say that I have. I did not stand high enough in esteem.
+But let us not get wrought up any further. Tell me how matters stand."
+
+"Pshaw! Briest, you always come back to the same things. We have
+talked about and exchanged our views on this question more than a
+dozen times, and yet you always come back and, in spite of your
+pretended omniscience, ask me about it with the most dreadful naïveté,
+as though my eyes could penetrate any depth. What kind of notions have
+you, anyhow, of a young wife, and more especially of your daughter? Do
+you think that the whole situation is so plain? Or that I am an
+oracle--I can't just recall the name of the person--or that I hold the
+truth cut and dried in my hands, when Effi has poured out her heart to
+me?--at least what is so designated. For what does pouring out one's
+heart mean? After all, the real thing is kept back. She will take care
+not to initiate me into her secrets. Besides, I don't know from whom
+she inherited it, but she is--well, she is a very sly little person
+and this slyness in her is the more dangerous because she is so very
+lovable."
+
+"So you do admit that--lovable. And good, too?"
+
+"Good, too. That is, full of goodness of heart. I am not quite certain
+about anything further. I believe she has an inclination to let
+matters take their course and to console herself with the hope that
+God will not call her to a very strict account."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, I do. Furthermore I think she has improved in many ways. Her
+character is what it is, but the conditions since she moved to Berlin
+are much more favorable and they are becoming more and more devoted to
+each other. She told me something to that effect and, what is more
+convincing to me, I found it confirmed by what I saw with my own
+eyes."
+
+"Well, what did she say?"
+
+"She said: 'Mama, things are going better now. Innstetten was always
+an excellent husband, and there are not many like him, but I couldn't
+approach him easily, there was something distant about him. He was
+reserved even in his affectionate moments, in fact, more reserved then
+than ever. There have been times when I feared him.'"
+
+"I know, I know."
+
+"What do you mean, Briest? That I have feared you, or that you have
+feared me? I consider the one as ridiculous as the other."
+
+"You were going to tell me about Effi."
+
+"Well, then, she confessed to me that this feeling of strangeness had
+left her and that had made her very happy. Kessin had not been the
+right place for her, the haunted house and the people there, some too
+pious, others too dull; but since she had moved to Berlin she felt
+entirely in her place. He was the best man in the world, somewhat too
+old for her and too good for her, but she was now 'over the mountain.'
+She used this expression, which, I admit, astonished me."
+
+"How so? It is not quite up to par, I mean the expression. But--"
+
+"There is something behind it, and she wanted to give me an inkling."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, Briest. You always seem to think she could never be anything but
+innocent. But you are mistaken. She likes to drift with the waves, and
+if the wave is good she is good, too. Fighting and resisting are not
+her affair."
+
+Roswitha came in with Annie and interrupted the conversation.
+
+This conversation occurred on the day that Innstetten departed from
+Hohen-Cremmen for Berlin, leaving Effi behind for at least a week. He
+knew she liked nothing better than whiling away her time, care-free,
+with sweet dreams, always hearing friendly words and assurances of her
+loveliness. Indeed that was the thing which pleased her above
+everything else, and here she enjoyed it again to the full and most
+gratefully, even though diversions were utterly lacking. Visitors
+seldom came, because after her marriage there was no real attraction,
+at least for the young people. * * *
+
+On her wedding anniversary, the 3d of October, Effi was to be back in
+Berlin. On the evening before, under the pretext of desiring to pack
+her things and prepare for the journey, she retired to her room
+comparatively early. As a matter of fact, her only desire was to be
+alone. Much as she liked to chat, there were times when she longed for
+repose.
+
+Her rooms were in the upper story on the side toward the garden. In
+the smaller one Roswitha was sleeping with Annie and their door was
+standing ajar. She herself walked to and fro in the larger one, which
+she occupied. The lower casements of the windows were open and the
+little white curtains were blown by the draft and slowly fell over the
+back of the chair, till another puff of wind came and raised them
+again. It was so light that she could read plainly the titles of the
+pictures hanging in narrow gilt frames over the sofa: "The Storming of
+Düppel, Fort No. 5," and "King William and Count Bismarck on the
+Heights of Lipa." Effi shook her head and smiled. "When I come back
+again I am going to ask for different pictures; I don't like such
+warlike sights." Then she closed one window and sat down by the other,
+which she left open. How she enjoyed the whole scene! Almost behind
+the church tower was the moon, which shed its light upon the grassy
+plot with the sundial and the heliotrope beds. Everything was covered
+with a silvery sheen. Beside the strips of shadow lay white strips of
+light, as white as linen on the bleaching ground. Farther on stood the
+tall rhubarb plants with their leaves an autumnal yellow, and she
+thought of the day, only a little over two years before, when she had
+played there with Hulda and the Jahnke girls. On that occasion, when
+the visitor came she ascended the little stone steps by the bench and
+an hour later was betrothed.
+
+She arose, went toward the door, and listened. Roswitha was asleep and
+Annie also.
+
+Suddenly, as the child lay there before her, a throng of pictures of
+the days in Kessin came back to her unbidden. There was the district
+councillor's dwelling with its gable, and the veranda with the view of
+the "Plantation," and she was sitting in the rocking chair, rocking.
+Soon Crampas stepped up to her to greet her, and then came Roswitha
+with the child, and she took it, held it up, and kissed it.
+
+"That was the first day, there is where it began." In the midst of her
+revery she left the room the two were sleeping in and sat down again
+at the open window and gazed out into the quiet night.
+
+"I cannot get rid of it," she said. "But worst of all, and the thing
+that makes me lose faith in myself--" Just then the tower clock began
+to strike and Effi counted the strokes. "Ten--Tomorrow at this time I
+shall be in Berlin. We shall speak about our wedding anniversary and
+he will say pleasing and friendly things to me and perhaps words of
+affection. I shall sit there and listen and have a sense of guilt in
+my heart." She leaned her head upon her hand and stared silently into
+the night.
+
+"And have a sense of guilt in my heart," she repeated. "Yes, the sense
+is there. But is it a burden upon my heart? No. That is why I am
+alarmed at myself. The burden there is quite a different thing--dread,
+mortal dread, and eternal fear that it may some day be found out. And,
+besides the dread, shame. I am ashamed of myself. But as I do not feel
+true repentance, neither do I true shame. I am ashamed only on account
+of my continual lying and deceiving. It was always my pride that I
+could not lie and did not need to--lying is so mean, and now I have
+had to lie all the time, to him and to everybody, big lies and little
+lies. Even Rummschüttel noticed it and shrugged his shoulders, and
+who knows what he thinks of me? Certainly not the best things. Yes,
+dread tortures me, and shame on account of my life of lies. But not
+shame on account of my guilt--that I do not feel, or at least not
+truly, or not enough, and the knowledge that I do not is killing me.
+If all women are like this it is terrible, if they are not--which I
+hope--then _I_ am in a bad predicament; there is something out of
+order in my heart, I lack proper feeling. Old Mr. Niemeyer once told
+me, in his best days, when I was still half a child, that proper
+feeling is the essential thing, and if we have that the worst cannot
+befall us, but if we have it not, we are in eternal danger, and what
+is called the Devil has sure power over us. For the mercy of God, is
+this my state?"
+
+She laid her head upon her arms and wept bitterly. When she
+straightened up again, calmed, she gazed out into the garden. All was
+so still, and her ear could detect a low sweet sound, as of falling
+rain, coming from the plane trees. This continued for a while. Then
+from the village street came the sound of a human voice. The old
+nightwatchman Kulicke was calling out the hour. When at last he was
+silent she heard in the distance the rattling of the passing train,
+some two miles away. This noise gradually became fainter and finally
+died away entirely--Still the moonlight lay upon the grass plot and
+there was still the low sound, as of falling rain upon the plane
+trees. But it was only the gentle playing of the night air.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+
+[The following evening Innstetten met Effi at the station in Berlin
+and said he had thought she would not keep her word, as she had not
+when she came to Berlin to select their apartment. In a short time he
+began to bestir himself to make a place for his wife in Berlin
+society. At a small party early in the season he tactlessly twitted
+her about Crampas and for days thereafter she felt haunted by the
+Major's spirit. But once the Empress had selected her to be a lady of
+honor at an important function, and the Emperor had addressed a few
+gracious remarks to her at a court ball, the past began to seem to her
+a mere dream, and her cheerfulness was restored. After about seven
+years in Berlin Dr. Rummschüttel was one day called to see her for
+various reasons and prescribed treatment at Schwalbach and Ems. She
+was to be accompanied by the wife of Privy Councillor Zwicker, who in
+spite of her forty odd years seemed to need a protectress more than
+Effi did. While Roswitha was helping with the preparations for the
+journey Effi called her to account for never going, as a good Catholic
+should, to a priest to confess her sins, particularly her great sin,
+and promised to talk the matter over with her seriously after
+returning from Ems.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+
+[Innstetten could see by Effi's letters from Ems that Mrs. Zwicker was
+not the right kind of a companion for her and he longed for her to
+come back to him. As the end of her sojourn at the watering place
+approached, preparations were made to welcome her on her return home.
+A "W," made of forget-me-nots, was to be hung up and some verses
+composed by a friend of the family were to be spoken by Annie. One day
+when Annie was returning from school Roswitha went out to meet her and
+was challenged by her to a race up the stairs. When Annie reached the
+top she stumbled and fell upon a scraper, cutting an ugly gash in her
+forehead. Roswitha and Johanna washed the wound with cold water and
+decided to tie it up with the long bandage once used to bind the
+mother's sprained ankle. In their search for the bandage they broke
+open the lock to the sewing table drawers, which they began to empty
+of their contents. Among other things they took out a small package of
+letters tied up with a red silk cord. Before they had ended the search
+Innstetten came home. He examined the wound and sent for Dr.
+Rummschüttel. After scolding Annie and telling her what she must do
+till her mother came home, he sat down with her to dine and promised
+to read her a letter just received from her mother.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+
+For a while Innstetten sat at the table with Annie in silence.
+Finally, when the stillness became painful to him, he asked her a few
+questions about the school superintendent and which teacher she liked
+best. She answered rather listlessly, because she felt he was not
+paying much attention. The situation was not improved till Johanna
+whispered to little Annie, after the second course, that there was
+something else to come. And surely enough, good Roswitha, who felt
+under obligation to her pet on this unlucky day, had prepared
+something extra. She had risen to an omelet with sliced apple filling.
+
+The sight of it made Annie somewhat more talkative. Innstetten's frame
+of mind was likewise bettered when the doorbell rang a moment later
+and Dr. Rummschüttel entered, quite accidentally. He had just dropped
+in, without any suspicion that he had been sent for. He approved of
+the compresses. "Send for some Goulard water and keep Annie at home
+tomorrow. Quiet is the best remedy." Then he asked further about her
+Ladyship and what kind of news had been received from Ems, and said he
+would come again the next day to see the patient.
+
+When they got up from the table and went into the adjoining room,
+where the bandage had been searched for so zealously, albeit in vain,
+Annie was again laid upon the sofa. Johanna came and sat down beside
+her, while Innstetten began to put back into the sewing table the
+countless things that still lay in gay confusion upon the window sill.
+Now and then he was at a loss to know what to do and was obliged to
+ask.
+
+"Where do these letters belong, Johanna?"
+
+"Clear at the bottom," said she, "here in this drawer."
+
+During the question and answer Innstetten examined more closely than
+before the little package tied up with a red cord. It seemed to
+consist of a number of notes, rather than letters. Bending it between
+his thumb and forefinger, like a pack of cards, he slowly let the
+edges slip off one at a time, and a few lines, in reality only
+disconnected words, darted past his eyes. It was impossible to
+distinguish them clearly, yet it seemed to him as though he had
+somewhere seen the handwriting before. Should he look into the
+matter?
+
+"Johanna, you might bring us the coffee. Annie will also take half a
+cup. The doctor has not forbidden it, and what is not forbidden is
+allowed."
+
+As he said this he untied the red cord, and while Johanna was going to
+the kitchen he quickly ran over the whole contents of the package.
+Only two or three letters were addressed to Mrs. District Councillor
+von Innstetten. He now recognized the handwriting; it was that of the
+Major. Innstetten had known nothing about a correspondence between
+Crampas and Effi. His brain began to grow dizzy. He put the package in
+his pocket and returned to his room. A few moments later Johanna
+rapped softly on his door to let him know that the coffee was served.
+He answered, but that was all. Otherwise the silence was complete. Not
+until a quarter of an hour later was he heard walking to and fro on
+the rug. "I wonder what ails papa?" said Johanna to Annie. "The doctor
+said it was nothing, didn't he?"
+
+The walking to and fro in the adjoining room showed no signs of
+ending, but Innstetten finally came out and said: "Johanna, keep an
+eye on Annie and make her remain quiet on the sofa. I am going out to
+walk for an hour or two." Then he gazed fixedly at the child and left
+the room.
+
+"Did you notice, Johanna, how papa looked?"
+
+"Yes, Annie. He must have had a great vexation. He was all pale. I
+never saw him like that."
+
+Hours passed. The sun was already down and only a red glow was visible
+above the roofs across the street, when Innstetten came back. He took
+Annie's hand and asked her how she was. Then he ordered Johanna to
+bring the lamp into his room. The lamp came. In its green shade were
+half-transparent ovals with photographs, various pictures of his wife
+that had been made in Kessin for the other members of the cast when
+they played Wichert's _A Step out of the Way_. Innstetten turned the
+shade slowly from left to right and studied each individual picture.
+Then he gave that up and, as the air was so sultry, opened the balcony
+door and finally took up the package of letters again. He seemed to
+have picked out a few and laid them on top the first time he looked
+them over. These he now read once more in a half audible voice:
+
+"Come again this afternoon to the dunes behind the mill. At old Mrs.
+Adermann's we can see each other without fear, as the house is far
+enough off the road. You must not worry so much about everything. We
+have our rights, too. If you will say that to yourself emphatically, I
+think all fear will depart from you. Life would not be worth the
+living if everything that applies in certain specific cases should be
+made to apply in all. All the best things lie beyond that. Learn to
+enjoy them."
+
+"'Away from here,' you write, 'flight.' Impossible. I cannot leave my
+wife in the lurch, in poverty, along with everything else. It is out
+of the question, and we must take life lightly, otherwise we are poor
+and lost. Light-heartedness is our best possession. All is fate; it
+was not so to be. And would you have it otherwise--that we had never
+seen each other?"
+
+Then came the third letter:
+
+"Be at the old place again today. How are my days to be spent without
+you here in this dreary hole? I am beside myself, and yet thus much of
+what you say is right; it is salvation, and we must in the end bless
+the hand that inflicts this separation on us."
+
+Innstetten had hardly shoved the letters aside when the doorbell rang.
+In a moment Johanna announced Privy Councillor Wüllersdorf.
+Wüllersdorf entered and saw at a glance that something must have
+happened.
+
+"Pardon me, Wüllersdorf," said Innstetten, receiving him, "for having
+asked you to come at once to see me. I dislike to disturb anybody in
+his evening's repose, most of all a hard-worked department chief. But
+it could not be helped. I beg you, make yourself comfortable, and
+here is a cigar."
+
+Wüllersdorf sat down. Innstetten again walked to and fro and would
+gladly have gone on walking, because of his consuming restlessness,
+but he saw it would not do. So he took a cigar himself, sat down face
+to face with Wüllersdorf, and tried to be calm.
+
+"It is for two reasons," he began, "that I have sent for you. Firstly,
+to deliver a challenge, and, secondly, to be my second in the
+encounter itself. The first is not agreeable and the second still
+less. And now your answer?"
+
+"You know, Innstetten, I am at your disposal. But before I know about
+the case, pardon me the naïve question, must it be? We are beyond the
+age, you know--you to take a pistol in your hand, and I to have a
+share in it. However, do not misunderstand me; this is not meant to be
+a refusal. How could I refuse you anything? But tell me now what it
+is."
+
+"It is a question of a gallant of my wife, who at the same time was my
+friend, or almost a friend."
+
+Wüllersdorf looked at Innstetten. "Instetten, that is not possible."
+
+"It is more than possible, it is certain. Read."
+
+Wüllersdorf ran over the letters hastily. "These are addressed to your
+wife?"
+
+"Yes. I found them today in her sewing table."
+
+"And who wrote them?"
+
+"Major von Crampas."
+
+"So, things that occurred when you were still in Kessin?"
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+"So, it was six years ago, or half a year longer?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Wüllersdorf kept silent. After a while Innstetten said: "It almost
+looks, Wüllersdorf, as though the six or seven years made an
+impression on you. There is a theory of limitation, of course, but I
+don't know whether we have here a case to which the theory can be
+applied."
+
+"I don't know, either," said Wüllersdorf. "And I confess frankly, the
+whole case seems to turn upon that question."
+
+Innstetten looked at him amazed. "You say that in all seriousness?"
+
+"In all seriousness. It is no time for trying one's skill at
+pleasantry or dialectic hair-splitting."
+
+"I am curious to know what you mean. Tell me frankly what you think
+about it."
+
+"Innstetten, your situation is awful and your happiness in life is
+destroyed. But if you kill the lover your happiness in life is, so to
+speak, doubly destroyed, and to your sorrow over a wrong suffered will
+be added the sorrow over a wrong done. Everything hinges on the
+question, do you feel absolutely compelled to do it? Do you feel so
+injured, insulted, so indignant that one of you must go, either he or
+you? Is that the way the matter stands?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"You must know."
+
+Innstetten sprang up, walked to the window, and tapped on the panes,
+full of nervous excitement. Then he turned quickly, stepped toward
+Wüllersdorf and said: "No, that is not the way the matter stands."
+
+"How does it stand then?"
+
+"It amounts to this--that I am unspeakably unhappy. I am mortified,
+infamously deceived, and yet I have no feeling of hatred or even of
+thirst for revenge. If I ask myself 'why not?' on the spur of the
+moment, I am unable to assign any other reason than the intervening
+years. People are always talking about inexpiable guilt. That is
+undeniably wrong in the sight of God, but I say it is also in the
+sight of man. I never should have believed that time, purely as time,
+could so affect one. Then, in the second place, I love my wife, yes,
+strange to say, I love her still, and dreadful as I consider all that
+has happened, I am so completely under the spell of her loveliness,
+the bright charm peculiarly her own, that in spite of myself I feel in
+the innermost recesses of my heart inclined to forgive."
+
+Wüllersdorf nodded. "I fully understand your attitude, Innstetten, I
+should probably feel the same way about it. But if that is your
+feeling and you say to me: 'I love this woman so much that I can
+forgive her everything,' and if we consider, further, that it all
+happened so long, long ago that it seems like an event in some other
+world, why, if that is the situation, Innstetten, I feel like asking,
+wherefore all this fuss?"
+
+"Because it must be, nevertheless. I have thought it over from every
+point of view. We are not merely individuals, we belong to a whole,
+and have always to take the whole into consideration. We are
+absolutely dependent. If it were possible to live in solitude I could
+let it pass. I should then bear the burden heaped upon me, though real
+happiness would be gone. But so many people are forced to live without
+real happiness, and I should have to do it too, and I could. We don't
+need to be happy, least of all have we any claim on happiness, and it
+is not absolutely necessary to put out of existence the one who has
+taken our happiness away. We can let him go, if we desire to live on
+apart from the world. But in the social life of the world a certain
+something has been worked out that is now in force, and in accordance
+with the principles of which we have been accustomed to judge
+everybody, ourselves as well as others. It would never do to run
+counter to it. Society would despise us and in the end we should
+despise ourselves and, not being able to bear the strain, we should
+fire a bullet into our brains. Pardon me for delivering such a
+discourse, which after all is only a repetition of what every man has
+said to himself a hundred times. But who can say anything now? Once
+more then, no hatred or anything of the kind, and I do not care to
+have blood on my hands for the sake of the happiness taken away from
+me. But that social something, let us say, which tyrannizes us, takes
+no account of charm, or love, or limitation. I have no choice. I
+must."
+
+"I don't know, Innstetten."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You shall decide yourself, Wüllersdorf. It is now
+ten o 'clock. Six hours ago, I will concede, I still had control of
+the situation, I could do the one thing or the other, there was still
+a way out. Not so now; now I am in a blind alley. You may say, I have
+nobody to blame but myself; I ought to have guarded and controlled
+myself better, ought to have hid it all in my own heart and fought it
+out there. But it came upon me too suddenly, with too much force, and
+so I can hardly reproach myself for not having held my nerves in check
+more successfully. I went to your room and wrote you a note and
+thereby lost the control of events. From that very moment the secret
+of my unhappiness and, what is of greater moment, the smirch on my
+honor was half revealed to another, and after the first words we
+exchanged here it was wholly revealed. Now, inasmuch as there is
+another who knows my secret, I can no longer turn back."
+
+"I don't know," repeated Wüllersdorf. "I don't like to resort to the
+old worn-out phrase, but still I can do no better than to say:
+Innstetten, it will all rest in my bosom as in a grave."
+
+"Yes, Wüllersdorf, that is what they all say. But there is no such
+thing as secrecy. Even if you remain true to your word and are secrecy
+personified toward others, still _you_ know it and I shall not be
+saved from your judgment by the fact that you have just expressed to
+me your approval and have even said you fully understood my attitude.
+It is unalterably settled that from this moment on I should be an
+object of your sympathy, which in itself is not very agreeable, and
+every word you might hear me exchange with my wife would be subject to
+your check, whether you would or no, and if my wife should speak of
+fidelity or should pronounce judgment upon another woman, as women
+have a way of doing, I should not know which way to look. Moreover, if
+it came to pass that I counseled charitable consideration in some
+wholly commonplace affair of honor, 'because of the apparent lack of
+deception,' or something of the sort, a smile would pass over your
+countenance, or at least a twitch would be noticeable, and in your
+heart you would say: 'poor Innstetten, he has a real passion for
+analyzing all insults chemically, in order to determine their
+insulting contents, and he _never_ finds the proper quantity of the
+suffocating element. He has never yet been suffocated by an affair.'
+Am I right, Wüllersdorf, or not?"
+
+Wüllersdorf had risen to his feet. "I think it is awful that you
+should be right, but you _are_ right. I shall no longer trouble you
+with my 'must it be.' The world is simply as it is, and things do not
+take the course _we_ desire, but the one _others_ desire. This talk
+about the 'ordeal,' with which many pompous orators seek to assure us,
+is sheer nonsense, there is nothing in it. On the contrary, our cult
+of honor is idolatry, but we must submit to it so long as the idol is
+honored."
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+They remained together a quarter of an hour longer and it was decided
+that Wüllersdorf should set out that same evening. A night train left
+at twelve. They parted with a brief "Till we meet again in Kessin."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+
+According to the agreement Innstetten set out the following evening.
+He took the same train Wüllersdorf had taken the day before and
+shortly after five o'clock in the morning was at the station, from
+which the road branched off to the left for Kessin. The steamer
+referred to several times before was scheduled to leave daily, during
+the season, immediately after the arrival of this train, and
+Innstetten heard its first signal for departure as he reached the
+bottom step of the stairway leading down the embankment. The walk to
+the landing took less than three minutes. After greeting the captain,
+who was somewhat embarrassed and hence must have heard of the whole
+affair the day before, he took a seat near the tiller. In a moment the
+boat pulled away from the foot bridge; the weather was glorious, the
+morning sun bright, and but few passengers on board. Innstetten
+thought of the day when, returning here from his wedding tour, he had
+driven along the shore of the Kessine with Effi in an open carriage.
+That was a gray November day, but his heart was serene. Now it was the
+reverse: all was serene without, and the November day was within.
+Many, many a time had he come this way afterward, and the peace
+hovering over the fields, the horses in harness pricking up their ears
+as he drove by, the men at work, the fertility of the soil--all these
+things had done his soul good, and now, in harsh contrast with that,
+he was glad when clouds came up and began slightly to overcast the
+laughing blue sky. They steamed down the river and soon after they had
+passed the splendid sheet of water called the "Broad" the Kessin
+church tower hove in sight and a moment later the quay and the long
+row of houses with ships and boats in front of them. Soon they were at
+the landing. Innstetten bade the captain goodbye and approached the
+bridge that had been rolled out to facilitate the disembarkation.
+Wüllersdorf was there. The two greeted each other, without speaking a
+word at first, and then walked across the levee to the Hoppensack
+Hotel, where they sat down under an awning.
+
+"I took a room here yesterday," said Wüllersdorf, who did not wish to
+begin with the essentials. "When we consider what a miserable hole
+Kessin is, it is astonishing to find such a good hotel here. I have no
+doubt that my friend the head waiter speaks three languages. Judging
+by the parting of his hair and his low-cut vest we can safely count on
+four--Jean, please bring us some coffee and cognac."
+
+Innstetten understood perfectly why Wüllersdorf assumed this tone, and
+approved of it, but he could not quite master his restlessness and
+kept taking out his watch involuntarily. "We have time," said
+Wüllersdorf. "An hour and a half yet, or almost. I ordered the
+carriage at a quarter after eight; we have not more than ten minutes
+to drive."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"Crampas first proposed a corner of the woods, just behind the
+churchyard. Then he interrupted himself and said: 'No, not there.'
+Then we agreed upon a place among the dunes, close by the beach. The
+outer dune has a cut through it and one can look out upon the sea."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "Crampas seems to have selected a beautiful spot.
+He always had a way of doing that. How did he behave?"
+
+"Marvelously."
+
+"Haughtily? frivolously?"
+
+"Neither the one nor the other. I confess frankly, Innstetten, it
+staggered me. When I mentioned your name he turned as pale as death,
+but tried hard to compose himself, and I saw a twitching about the
+corners of his mouth. But it was only a moment till he had regained
+his composure and after that he was all sorrowful resignation. I am
+quite certain he feels that he will not come out of the affair alive,
+and he doesn't care to. If I judge him correctly he is fond of living
+and at the same time indifferent about it. He takes life as it comes
+and knows that it amounts to but little."
+
+"Who is his second? Or let me say, rather, whom will he bring along?"
+
+"That was what worried him most after he had recovered himself. He
+mentioned two or three noblemen of the vicinity, but dropped their
+names, saying they were too old and too pious, and that he would
+telegraph to Treptow for his friend Buddenbrook. Buddenbrook came and
+is a capital man, at once resolute and childlike. He was unable to
+calm himself, and paced back and forth in the greatest excitement. But
+when I had told him all he said exactly as you and I: 'You are right,
+it must be.'"
+
+The coffee came. They lighted their cigars and Wüllersdorf again
+sought to turn the conversation to more indifferent things. "I am
+surprised that nobody from Kessin has come to greet you. I know you
+were very popular. What is the matter with your friend Gieshübler?"
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You don't know the people here on the coast. They
+are half Philistines and half wiseacres, not much to my taste. But
+they have one virtue, they are all very mannerly, and none more so
+than my old Gieshübler. Everybody knows, of course, what it is about,
+and for that very reason they take pains not to appear inquisitive."
+
+At this moment there came into view to the left a chaise-like carriage
+with the top down, which, as it was ahead of time, drove up very
+slowly.
+
+"Is that ours?" asked Innstetten.
+
+"Presumably."
+
+A moment later the carriage stopped in front of the hotel and
+Innstetten and Wüllersdorf arose to their feet. Wüllersdorf stepped
+over to the coachman and said: "To the mole."
+
+The mole lay in the wrong direction of the beach, to the right instead
+of the left, and the false orders were given merely to avoid any
+possible interference. Besides, whether they intended to keep to the
+right or to the left after they were beyond the city limits, they had
+to pass through the "Plantation" in either case, and so their course
+led unavoidably past Innstetten's old residence. The house seemed more
+quiet than formerly. If the rooms on the ground floor looked rather
+neglected, what must have been the state upstairs! The uncanny feeling
+that Innstetten had so often combatted in Effi, or had at least
+laughed at, now came over him, and he was glad when they had driven
+past.
+
+"That is where I used to live," he said to Wüllersdorf.
+
+"It looks strange, rather deserted and abandoned."
+
+"It may be. In the city it was called a haunted house and from the way
+it stands there today I cannot blame people for thinking so."
+
+"What did they tell about it?"
+
+"Oh, stupid nonsense. An old ship's captain with a granddaughter or a
+niece, who one fine day disappeared, and then a Chinaman, who was
+probably her lover. In the hall a small shark and a crocodile, both
+hung up by strings and always in motion, wonderful to relate, but now
+is no time for that, when my head is full of all sorts of other
+phantoms."
+
+"You forget that it may all turn out well yet."
+
+"It must not. A while ago, Wüllersdorf, when you were speaking about
+Crampas, you yourself spoke differently."
+
+Soon thereafter they had passed through the "Plantation" and the
+coachman was about to turn to the right toward the mole. "Drive to the
+left, rather. The mole can wait."
+
+The coachman turned to the left into the broad driveway, which ran
+behind the men's bathhouse toward the forest. When they were within
+three hundred paces of the forest Wüllersdorf ordered the coachman to
+stop. Then the two walked through grinding sand down a rather broad
+driveway, which here cut at right angles through the three rows of
+dunes. All along the sides of the road stood thick clumps of lyme
+grass, and around them immortelles and a few blood-red pinks.
+Innstetten stooped down and put one of the pinks in his buttonhole.
+"The immortelles later."
+
+They walked on thus for five minutes. When they had come to the rather
+deep depression which ran along between the two outer rows of dunes
+they saw their opponents off to the left, Crampas and Buddenbrook, and
+with them good Dr. Hannemann, who held his hat in his hand, so that
+his white hair was waving in the wind.
+
+Innstetten and Wüllersdorf walked up the sand defile; Buddenbrook came
+to meet them. They exchanged greetings and then the two seconds
+stepped aside for a brief conference. They agreed that the opponents
+should advance _a tempo_ and shoot when ten paces apart. Then
+Buddenbrook returned to his place. Everything was attended to quickly,
+and the shots were fired. Crampas fell.
+
+Innstetten stepped back a few paces and turned his face away from the
+scene. Wüllersdorf walked over to Buddenbrook and the two awaited the
+decision of the doctor, who shrugged his shoulders. At the same time
+Crampas indicated by a motion of his hand that he wished to say
+something. Wüllersdorf bowed down to him, nodded his assent to the few
+words, which could scarcely be heard as they came from the lips of the
+dying man, and then went toward Innstetten.
+
+"Crampas wishes to speak to you, Innstetten. You must comply with his
+wish. He hasn't three minutes more to live."
+
+Innstetten walked over to Crampas.
+
+"Will you--" were the dying man's last words. Then a painful, yet
+almost friendly expression in his eyes, and all was over.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+
+In the evening of the same day Innstetten was back again in Berlin. He
+had taken the carriage, which he had left by the crossroad behind the
+dunes, directly for the railway station, without returning to Kessin,
+and had left to the seconds the duty of reporting to the authorities.
+On the train he had a compartment to himself, which enabled him to
+commune with his own mind and live the event all over again. He had
+the same thoughts as two days before, except that they ran in the
+opposite direction, beginning with conviction as to his rights and his
+duty and ending in doubt. "Guilt, if it is anything at all, is not
+limited by time and place and cannot pass away in a night. Guilt
+requires expiation; there is some sense in that. Limitation, on the
+other hand, only half satisfies; it is weak, or at least it is
+prosaic." He found comfort in this thought and said to himself over
+and over that what had happened was inevitable. But the moment he
+reached this conclusion he rejected it. "There must be a limitation;
+limitation is the only sensible solution. Whether or not it is prosaic
+is immaterial. What is sensible is usually prosaic. I am now
+forty-five. If I had found the letters twenty-five years later I
+should have been seventy. Then Wüllersdorf would have said:
+'Innstetten, don't be a fool.' And if Wüllersdorf didn't say it,
+Buddenbrook would, and if _he_ didn't, either, I myself should. That
+is clear. When we carry a thing to extremes we carry it too far and
+make ourselves ridiculous. No doubt about it. But where does it begin?
+Where is the limit? Within ten years a duel is required and we call it
+an affair of honor. After eleven years, or perhaps ten and a half, we
+call it nonsense. The limit, the limit. Where is it? Was it reached?
+Was it passed? When I recall his last look, resigned and yet smiling
+in his misery, that look said: 'Innstetten, this is stickling for
+principle. You might have spared me this, and yourself, too.' Perhaps
+he was right. I hear some such voice in my soul. Now if I had been
+full of deadly hatred, if a deep feeling of revenge had found a place
+in my heart--Revenge is not a thing of beauty, but a human trait and
+has naturally a human right to exist. But this affair was all for the
+sake of an idea, a conception, was artificial, half comedy. And now I
+must continue this comedy, must send Effi away and ruin her, and
+myself, too--I ought to have burned the letters, and the world should
+never have been permitted to hear about them. And then when she came,
+free from suspicion, I ought to have said to her: 'Here is your
+place,' and ought to have parted from her inwardly, not before the
+eyes of the world. There are so many marriages that are not marriages.
+Then happiness would have been gone, but I should not have had the
+eye staring at me with its searching look and its mild, though mute,
+accusation."
+
+Shortly before ten o'clock Innstetten alighted in front of his
+residence. He climbed the stairs and rang the bell. Johanna came and
+opened the door.
+
+"How is Annie?"
+
+"Very well, your Lordship. She is not yet asleep--If your Lordship--"
+
+"No, no, it would merely excite her. It would be better to wait till
+morning to see her. Bring me a glass of tea, Johanna. Who has been
+here?"
+
+"Nobody but the doctor."
+
+Innstetten was again alone. He walked to and fro as he loved to do.
+"They know all about it. Roswitha is stupid, but Johanna is a clever
+person. If they don't know accurate details, they have made up a story
+to suit themselves and so they know anyhow. It is remarkable how many
+things become indications and the basis for tales, as though the whole
+world had been present."
+
+Johanna brought the tea, and Innstetten drank it. He was tired to
+death from the overexertion and went to sleep.
+
+The next morning he was up in good season. He saw Annie, spoke a few
+words with her, praised her for being a good patient, and then went to
+the Ministry to make a report to his chief of all that had happened.
+The minister was very gracious. "Yes, Innstetten, happy is the man who
+comes out of all that life may bring to us whole. It has gone hard
+with you." He approved all that had taken place and left the rest to
+Innstetten.
+
+It was late in the afternoon when Innstetten returned home and found
+there a few lines from Wüllersdorf. "Returned this morning. A world of
+experiences--painful, touching--Gieshübler particularly. The most
+amiable humpback I ever saw. About you he did not say so very much,
+but the wife, the wife! He could not calm himself and finally the
+little man broke out in tears. What strange things happen! It would be
+better if we had more Gieshüblers. But there are more of the other
+sort--Then the scene at the home of the major--dreadful. Excuse me
+from speaking about it. I have learned once more to be on my guard. I
+shall see you tomorrow. Yours, W."
+
+Innstetten was completely staggered when he read the note. He sat down
+and wrote a few words in reply. When he had finished he rang the bell.
+"Johanna, put these letters in the box."
+
+Johanna took the letters and was on the point of going.
+
+"And then, Johanna, one thing more. My wife is not coming back. You
+will hear from others why. Annie must not know anything about it, at
+least not now. The poor child. You must break the news to her
+gradually that she has no mother any more. I can't do it. But be wise
+about it, and don't let Roswitha spoil it all."
+
+Johanna stood there a moment quite stupefied, and then went up to
+Innstetten and kissed his hand.
+
+By the time she had reached the kitchen her heart was overflowing with
+pride and superiority, indeed almost with happiness. His Lordship had
+not only told her everything, he had even added the final injunction,
+"and don't let Roswitha spoil it all." That was the most important
+point. And although she had a kindly feeling and even sympathy for her
+mistress, nevertheless the thing that above all else occupied her was
+the triumph of a certain intimate relation to her gracious master.
+
+Under ordinary conditions it would have been easy for her to display
+and assert this triumph, but today it so happened that her rival,
+without having been made a confidante, was nevertheless destined to
+appear the better informed of the two. Just about at the same time as
+the above conversation was taking place the porter had called
+Roswitha into his little lodge downstairs and handed her as she
+entered a newspaper to read. "There, Roswitha, is something that will
+interest you. You can bring it back to me later. It is only the
+_Foreigners' Gazette_, but Lena has already gone out to get the _Minor
+Journal_. There will probably be more in it. They always know
+everything. Say, Roswitha, who would have thought such a thing!"
+
+Roswitha, who was ordinarily none too curious, had, however, after
+these words betaken herself as quickly as possible up the back stairs
+and had just finished reading the account when Johanna came to her.
+
+Johanna laid the letters Innstetten had given her upon the table,
+glanced over the addresses, or at least pretended to, for she knew
+very well to whom they were directed, and said with feigned composure:
+"One goes to Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"I understand that," said Roswitha.
+
+Johanna was not a little astonished at this remark. "His Lordship does
+not write to Hohen-Cremmen ordinarily."
+
+"Oh, ordinarily? But now--Just think, the porter gave me _this_
+downstairs only a moment ago."
+
+Johanna took the paper and read in an undertone a passage marked with
+a heavy ink line: "As we learn from a well informed source, shortly
+before going to press, there occurred yesterday morning in the
+watering place Kessin, in Hither Pomerania, a duel between Department
+Chief von Innstetten of Keith St. and Major von Crampas. Major von
+Crampas fell. According to rumors, relations are said to have existed
+between him and the Department Chief's wife, who is beautiful and
+still very young."
+
+"What don't such papers write?" said Johanna, who was vexed at seeing
+her news anticipated. "Yes," said Roswitha, "and now the people will
+read this and say disgraceful things about my poor dear mistress. And
+the poor major! Now he is dead!"
+
+"Why, Roswitha, what are you thinking of anyhow? Ought he _not_ to be
+dead? Or ought our dear gracious master to be dead?"
+
+"No, Johanna, our gracious master, let him live, let everybody live. I
+am not for shooting people and can't even bear the report of the
+pistol. But take into consideration, Johanna, that was half an
+eternity ago, and the letters, which struck me as so strange the
+moment I saw them, because they had a red cord, not a ribbon, wrapped
+around them three or four times and tied--why, they were beginning to
+look quite yellow, it was so long ago. You see, we have been here now
+for over six years, and how can a man, just because of such old
+things--"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, you speak according to your understanding. If we
+examine the matter narrowly, you are to blame. It comes from the
+letters. Why did you come with the chisel and break open the sewing
+table, which is never permissible? One must never break open a lock in
+which another has turned a key."
+
+"Why, Johanna, it is really too cruel of you to say such a thing to my
+face, and you know that _you_ are to blame, and that you rushed half
+crazy into the kitchen and told me the sewing table must be opened,
+the bandage was in it, and then I came with the chisel, and now you
+say I am to blame. No, I say--"
+
+"Well, I will take it back, Roswitha. But you must not come to me and
+say: 'the poor major!' What do you mean by the 'poor major?' The poor
+major was altogether good for nothing. A man who has such a red
+moustache and twirls it all the time is never good for anything, he
+does nothing but harm. When one has always been employed in
+aristocratic homes--but you haven't been, Roswitha, that's where you
+are lacking--one knows what is fitting and proper and what honor is,
+and knows that when such a thing comes up there is no way to get
+around it, and then comes what is called a challenge and one of the
+men is shot."
+
+"Oh, I know that, too; I am not so stupid as you always try to make me
+appear. But since it happened so long ago--"
+
+"Oh, Roswitha, that everlasting 'so long ago!' It shows plainly enough
+that you don't know anything about it. You are always telling the same
+old story about your father with the red-hot tongs and how he came at
+you with them, and every time I put a red-hot heater in the iron I see
+him about to kill you on account of the child that died so long ago.
+Indeed, Roswitha, you talk about it all the time, and all there is
+left for you to do now is to tell little Annie the story, and as soon
+as little Annie has been confirmed she will be sure to hear it,
+perhaps the same day. I am grieved that you should have had all that
+experience, and yet your father was only a village blacksmith who shod
+horses and put tires on wheels, and now you come forward and expect
+our gracious master calmly to put up with all this, merely because it
+happened so long ago. What do you mean by long ago? Six years is not
+long ago. And our gracious mistress, who, by the way, is not coming
+back--his Lordship just told me so--her Ladyship is not yet twenty-six
+and her birthday is in August, and yet you come to me with the plea of
+'long ago.' If she were thirty-six, for at thirty-six, I tell you, one
+must be particularly cautious, and if his Lordship had done nothing,
+then aristocratic people would have 'cut' him. But you are not
+familiar with that word, Roswitha, you know nothing about it."
+
+"No, I know nothing about it and care less, but what I do know is that
+you are in love with his Lordship."
+
+Johanna struck up a convulsive laugh.
+
+"Well, laugh. I have noticed it for a long time. I don't put it past
+you, but fortunately his Lordship takes no note of it. The poor wife,
+the poor wife!"
+
+Johanna was anxious to declare peace. "That will do now, Roswitha. You
+are mad again, but, I know, all country girls get mad."
+
+"May be."
+
+"I am just going to post these letters now and see whether the porter
+has got the other paper. I understood you to say, didn't I, that he
+sent Lena to get one? There must be more in it; this is as good as
+nothing at all."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+
+[After Effi and Mrs. Zwicker had been in Ems for nearly three weeks
+they took breakfast one morning in the open air. The postman was late
+and Effi was impatient, as she had received no letter from Innstetten
+for four days. The coming of a pretty waitress to clear away the
+breakfast dishes started a conversation about pretty housemaids, and
+Effi spoke enthusiastically of her Johanna's unusual abundance of
+beautiful flaxen hair. This led to a discussion of painful
+experiences, in the course of which Effi admitted that she knew what
+sin meant, but she distinguished between an occasional sin and a
+habitual sin. Mrs. Zwicker was indulging in a tirade against the
+pleasure resorts and the ill-sounding names of places in the environs
+of Berlin, when the postman came. There was nothing from Innstetten,
+but a large registered letter from Hohen-Cremmen. Effi felt an
+unaccountable hesitation to open it. Overcoming this she found in the
+envelope a long letter from her mother and a package of banknotes,
+upon which her father had written with a red pencil the sum they
+represented. She leaned back in the rocking chair and began to read.
+Before she had got very far, the letter fell out of her hands and all
+the blood left her face. With an effort she picked up the letter and
+started to go to her room, asking Mrs. Zwicker to send the maid. By
+holding to the furniture as she dragged herself along she was able to
+reach her bed, where she fell in a swoon.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+
+Minutes passed. When Effi came to she got up and sat on a chair by the
+window and gazed out into the quiet street. Oh, if there had only been
+turmoil and strife outside! But there was only the sunshine on the
+macadam road and the shadows of the lattice and the trees. The feeling
+that she was alone in the world came over her with all its might. An
+hour ago she was a happy woman, the favorite of all who knew her, and
+now an outcast. She had read only the beginning of the letter, but
+enough to have the situation clearly before her. Whither? She had no
+answer to this question, and yet she was full of deep longing to
+escape from her present environment, to get away from this Zwicker
+woman, to whom the whole affair was merely "an interesting case," and
+whose sympathy, if she had any such thing in her make-up, would
+certainly not equal her curiosity.
+
+"Whither?"
+
+On the table before her lay the letter, but she lacked the courage to
+read any more of it. Finally she said: "What have I further to fear?
+What else can be said that I have not already said to myself? The man
+who was the cause of it all is dead, a return to my home is out of the
+question, in a few weeks the divorce will be decreed, and the child
+will be left with the father. Of course. I am guilty, and a guilty
+woman cannot bring up her child. Besides, wherewith? I presume I can
+make my own way. I will see what mama writes about it, how she
+pictures my life."
+
+With these words she took up the letter again to finish reading it.
+
+"--And now your future, my dear Effi. You will have to rely upon
+yourself and, so far as outward means are concerned, may count upon
+our support. You will do best to live in Berlin, for the best place to
+live such things down is a large city. There you will be one of the
+many who have robbed themselves of free air and bright sunshine. You
+will lead a lonely life. If you refuse to, you will probably have to
+step down out of your sphere. The world in which you have lived will
+be closed to you. The saddest thing for us and for you--yes, for you,
+as we know you--is that your parental home will also be closed to you.
+We can offer you no quiet place in Hohen-Cremmen, no refuge in our
+house, for it would mean the shutting off of our house from all the
+world, and we are decidedly not inclined to do that. Not because we
+are too much attached to the world or that it would seem to us
+absolutely unbearable to bid farewell to what is called 'society.' No,
+not for that reason, but simply because we stand by our colors and are
+going to declare to the whole world our--I cannot spare you the
+word--our condemnation of your actions, of the actions of our only and
+so dearly beloved child--"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G., Munich_
+FRAU VON SCHLEINITZ AT HOME Adolph von Menzel]
+
+Effi could read no further. Her eyes filled with tears and after
+seeking in vain to fight them back she burst into convulsive sobs and
+wept till her pain was alleviated.
+
+Half an hour later there was a knock at the door and when Effi called:
+"Come in!" Mrs. Zwicker appeared.
+
+"May I come in?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear," said Effi, who now lay upon the sofa under a
+light covering and with her hands folded. "I am exhausted and have
+made myself as comfortable here as I could. Won't you please take a
+seat?"
+
+Mrs. Zwicker sat down where the table with the bowl of flowers would
+be between her and Effi. Effi showed no sign of embarrassment and made
+no change in her position; she did not even unfold her hands. It
+suddenly became immaterial to her what the woman thought. All she
+wanted was to get away.
+
+"You have received sad news, dear, gracious Lady?"
+
+"Worse than sad," said Effi. "At any rate sad enough to bring our
+association here quickly to an end. I must leave today."
+
+"I should not like to appear obtrusive, but has the news anything to
+do with Annie?"
+
+"No, not with Annie. The news did not come from Berlin at all, it was
+a letter from my mother. She is worried about me and I am anxious to
+divert her, or, if I can't do that, at least to be near at hand."
+
+"I appreciate that only too well, much as I lament the necessity of
+spending these last days in Ems without you. May I offer you my
+services?"
+
+Before Effi had time to answer, the pretty waitress entered and
+announced that the guests were just gathering for lunch, and everybody
+was greatly excited, for the Emperor was probably coming for three
+weeks and at the end of his stay there would be grand manoeuvres and
+the hussars from her home town would be there, too.
+
+Mrs. Zwicker discussed immediately the question, whether it would be
+worth while to stay till then, arrived at a decided answer in the
+affirmative, and then went to excuse Effi's absence from lunch.
+
+A moment later, as the waitress was about to leave, Effi said: "And
+then, Afra, when you are free, I hope you can come back to me for a
+quarter of an hour to help me pack. I am leaving by the seven o'clock
+train."
+
+"Today? Oh, your Ladyship, what a pity! Why, the beautiful days are
+just going to begin."
+
+Effi smiled.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+
+Three years had passed and for almost that length of time Effi had
+been living in a small apartment on Königgrätz Street--a front room
+and back room, behind which was the kitchen with a servant's bedroom,
+everything as ordinary and commonplace as possible. And yet it was an
+unusually pretty apartment, that made an agreeable impression on
+everybody who saw it, the most agreeable perhaps on old Dr.
+Rummschüttel, who called now and then and had long ago forgiven the
+poor young wife, not only for the rheumatism and neuralgia farce of
+bygone years, but also for everything else that had happened in the
+meantime--if there was any need of forgiveness on his part,
+considering the very different cases he knew about. He was now far
+along in the seventies, but whenever Effi, who had been ailing
+considerably for some time, wrote a letter asking him to call, he came
+the following forenoon and would not listen to any excuses for the
+number of steps he had to climb. "No excuse, please, dear, most
+gracious Lady; for in the first place it is my calling, and in the
+second I am happy and almost proud that I am still able to climb the
+three flights so well. If I were not afraid of inconveniencing
+you,--since, after all, I come as a physician and not as a friend of
+nature or a landscape enthusiast,--I should probably come oftener,
+merely to see you and sit down for a few minutes at your back window.
+I don't believe you fully appreciate the view."
+
+"Oh, yes I do," said Effi; but Rummschüttel, not allowing himself to
+be interrupted, continued: "Please, most gracious Lady, step here just
+for a moment, or allow me to escort you to the window. Simply
+magnificent again today! Just see the various railroad embankments,
+three, no, four, and how the trains glide back and forth continually,
+and now that train yonder disappears again behind a group of trees.
+Really magnificent! And how the sun shines through the white smoke! If
+St. Matthew's Churchyard were not immediately behind it it would be
+ideal."
+
+"I like to look at churchyards."
+
+"Yes, you dare say that. But how about us? We physicians are
+unavoidably confronted with the question, might there, perhaps, not
+have been some fewer graves here? However, most gracious Lady, I am
+satisfied with you and my only complaint is that you will not listen
+to anything about Ems. For your catarrhal affections--"
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Ems would work miracles. But as you don't care to go there--and I
+understand your reasons--drink the water here. In three minutes you
+can be in the Prince Albrecht Garden, and even if the music and the
+costumes and all the diversions of a regular watering-place promenade
+are lacking, the water itself, you know, is the important thing."
+
+Effi was agreed, and Rummschüttel took his hat and cane, but stepped
+once more to the window. "I hear people talking about a plan to
+terrace the Hill of the Holy Cross. God bless the city government!
+Once that bare spot yonder is greener--A charming apartment! I could
+almost envy you--By the way, gracious Lady, I have been wanting for a
+long time to say to you, you always write me such a lovely letter.
+Well, who wouldn't enjoy that? But it requires an effort each time.
+Just send Roswitha for me."
+
+"Just send Roswitha for me," Rummschüttel had said. Why, was Roswitha
+at Effi's? Instead of being on Keith Street was she on Königgrätz
+Street? Certainly she was, and had been for a long time, just as long
+as Effi herself had been living on Königgrätz Street. Three days
+before they moved Roswitha had gone to see her dear mistress and that
+was a great day for both of them, so great that we must go back and
+tell about it.
+
+The day that the letter of renunciation came from Hohen-Cremmen and
+Effi returned from Ems to Berlin she did not take a separate apartment
+at once, but tried living in a boarding house, which suited her
+tolerably well. The two women who kept the boarding house were
+educated and considerate and had long ago ceased to be inquisitive.
+Such a variety of people met there that it would have been too much of
+an undertaking to pry into the secrets of each individual. Such things
+only interfered with business. Effi, who still remembered the
+cross-questionings to which the eyes of Mrs. Zwicker had subjected
+her, was very agreeably impressed with the reserve of the boarding
+house keepers. But after two weeks had passed she felt plainly that
+she could not well endure the prevailing atmosphere of the place,
+either the physical or the moral. There were usually seven persons at
+the table. Beside Effi and one of the landladies--the other looked
+after the kitchen--there were two Englishwomen, who were attending the
+university, a noblewoman from Saxony, a very pretty Galician Jewess,
+whose real occupation nobody knew, and a precentor's daughter from
+Polzin in Pomerania, who wished to become a painter. That was a bad
+combination, and the attempts of each to show her superiority to the
+others were unrefreshing. Remarkable to relate, the Englishwomen were
+not absolutely the worst offenders, but competed for the palm with the
+girl from Polzin, who was filled with the highest regard for her
+mission as a painter. Nevertheless Effi, who assumed a passive
+attitude, could have withstood the pressure of this intellectual
+atmosphere if it had not been combined with the air of the boarding
+house, speaking from a purely physical and objective point of view.
+What this air was actually composed of was perhaps beyond the
+possibility of determination, but that it took away sensitive Effi's
+breath was only too certain, and she saw herself compelled for this
+external reason to go out in search of other rooms, which she found
+comparatively near by, in the above-described apartment on Königgrätz
+St. She was to move in at the beginning of the autumn quarter, had
+made the necessary purchases, and during the last days of September
+counted the hours till her liberation from the boarding house. On one
+of these last days, a quarter of an hour after she had retired from
+the dining room, planning to enjoy a rest on a sea grass sofa covered
+with some large-figured woolen material, there was a gentle rap at her
+door.
+
+"Come in!"
+
+One of the housemaids, a sickly looking person in the middle thirties,
+who by virtue of always being in the hall of the boarding house
+carried the atmosphere stored there with her everywhere, in her
+wrinkles, entered the room and said: "I beg your pardon, gracious
+Lady, but somebody wishes to speak to you."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"A woman."
+
+"Did she tell you her name?"
+
+"Yes. Roswitha."
+
+Before Effi had hardly heard this name she shook off her drowsiness,
+sprang up, ran out into the corridor, grasped Roswitha by both hands
+and drew her into her room.
+
+"Roswitha! You! Oh, what joy! What do you bring? Something good, of
+course. Such a good old face can bring only good things. Oh, how happy
+I am! I could give a kiss. I should not have thought such joy could
+ever come to me again. You good old soul, how are you anyhow? Do you
+still remember how the ghost of the Chinaman used to stalk about?
+Those were happy times. I thought then they were unhappy, because I
+did not yet know the hardness of life. Since then I have come to know
+it. Oh, there are far worse things than ghosts. Come, my good
+Roswitha, come, sit down by me and tell me--Oh, I have such a longing.
+How is Annie?"
+
+Roswitha was unable to speak, and so she let her eyes wander around
+the strange room, whose gray and dusty-looking walls were bordered
+with narrow gilt molding. Finally she found herself and said that his
+Lordship was back from Glatz. That the old Emperor had said, "six
+weeks were quite sufficient (imprisonment) in such a case," and she
+had only waited for his Lordship's return, on Annie's account, who had
+to have some supervision. Johanna was no doubt a proper person, but
+she was still too pretty and too much occupied with herself, and God
+only knows what all she was thinking about. But now that his Lordship
+could again keep an eye on Annie and see that everything was right,
+she herself wanted to try to find out how her Ladyship was getting on.
+
+"That is right, Roswitha."
+
+"And I wanted to see whether your Ladyship lacked anything, and
+whether you might need me. If so I would stay right here and pitch in
+and do everything and see to it that your Ladyship was getting on well
+again."
+
+Effi had been leaning back in the corner of the sofa with her eyes
+closed, but suddenly she sat up and said: "Yes, Roswitha, what you
+were saying there is an idea, there is something in it. For I must
+tell you that I am not going to stay in this boarding house. I have
+rented an apartment farther down the street and have bought furniture,
+and in three more days I shall move in. And if, when I arrive there, I
+could say to you: 'No, Roswitha, not there, the wardrobe must stand
+here and the mirror there,' why, that would be worth while, and I
+should like it. Then when we got tired of all the drudgery I should
+say: 'Now, Roswitha, go over there and get us a decanter of Munich
+beer, for when one has been working one is thirsty for a drink, and,
+if you can, bring us also something good from the Habsburg Restaurant.
+You can return the dishes later.' Yes, Roswitha, when I think of that
+it makes my heart feel a great deal lighter. But I must ask you
+whether you have thought it all over? I will not speak of Annie, to
+whom you are so attached, for she is almost your own child;
+nevertheless Annie will be provided for, and Johanna is also attached
+to her, you know. So leave her out of the consideration. But if you
+want to come to me remember how everything has changed. I am no longer
+as I used to be. I have now taken a very small apartment, and the
+porter will doubtless pay but little attention to you and me. We shall
+have to be very economical, always have what we used to call our
+Thursday meal, because that was cleaning day. Do you remember? And do
+you remember how good Mr. Gieshübler once came in and was urged to sit
+down with us, and how he said he had never eaten such a delicate dish?
+You probably remember he was always so frightfully polite, but really
+he was the only human being in the city who was a connoisseur in
+matters of eating. The others called everything fine."
+
+Roswitha was enjoying every word and could already see everything
+running smoothly, when Effi again said: "Have you considered all this?
+For, while it is my own household, I must not overlook the fact that
+you have been spoiled these many years, and formerly no questions were
+ever asked, for we did not need to be saving; but now I must be
+saving, for I am poor and have only what is given me, you know,
+remittances from Hohen-Cremmen. My parents are very good to me, so far
+as they are able, but they are not rich. And now tell me what you
+think."
+
+"That I shall come marching along with my trunk next Saturday, not in
+the evening, but early in the morning, and that I shall be there when
+the settling process begins. For I can take hold quite differently
+from your Ladyship."
+
+"Don't say that, Roswitha. I can work too. One can do anything when
+obliged to."
+
+"And then your Ladyship doesn't need to worry about me, as though I
+might think: 'that is not good enough for Roswitha.' For Roswitha
+anything is good that she has to share with your Ladyship, and most to
+her liking would be something sad. Yes, I look forward to that with
+real pleasure. Your Ladyship shall see I know what sadness is. Even if
+I didn't know, I should soon find out. I have not forgotten how I was
+sitting there in the churchyard, all alone in the world, thinking to
+myself it would probably be better if I were lying there in a row with
+the others. Who came along? Who saved my life? Oh, I have had so much
+to endure. That day when my father came at me with the red-hot
+tongs--"
+
+"I remember, Roswitha."
+
+"Well, that was bad enough. But when I sat there in the churchyard, so
+completely poverty stricken and forsaken, that was worse still. Then
+your Ladyship came. I hope I shall never go to heaven if I forget
+that."
+
+As she said this she arose and went toward the window. "Oh, your
+Ladyship must see _him_ too."
+
+Effi stepped to the window. Over on the other side of the street sat
+Rollo, looking up at the windows of the boarding house.
+
+A few days later Effi, with the aid of Roswitha, moved into the
+apartment on Königgrätz St., and liked it there from the beginning.
+To be sure, there was no society, but during her boarding house days
+she had derived so little pleasure from intercourse with people that
+it was not hard for her to be alone, at least not in the beginning.
+With Roswitha it was impossible, of course, to carry on an esthetic
+conversation, or even to discuss what was in the paper, but when it
+was simply a question of things human and Effi began her sentence
+with, "Oh, Roswitha, I am again afraid," then the faithful soul always
+had a good answer ready, always comfort and usually advice.
+
+Until Christmas they got on excellently, but Christmas eve was rather
+sad and when New Year's Day came Effi began to grow quite melancholy.
+It was not cold, only grizzly and rainy, and if the days were short,
+the evenings were so much the longer. What was she to do! She read,
+she embroidered, she played solitaire, she played Chopin, but
+nocturnes were not calculated to bring much light into her life, and
+when Roswitha came with the tea tray and placed on the table, beside
+the tea service, two small plates with an egg and a Vienna cutlet
+carved in small slices, Effi said, as she closed the piano: "Move up,
+Roswitha. Keep me company."
+
+Roswitha joined her. "I know, your Ladyship has been playing too much
+again. Your Ladyship always looks like that and has red spots. The
+doctor forbade it, didn't he?"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, it is easy for the doctor to forbid, and also easy for
+you to repeat everything he says. But what shall I do? I can't sit all
+day long at the window and look over toward Christ's Church. Sundays,
+during the evening service, when the windows are lighted up, I always
+look over that way; but it does me no good, it always makes my heart
+feel heavier."
+
+"Well, then, your Ladyship ought to go to church. Your Ladyship has
+been there once."
+
+"Oh, many a time. But I have derived little benefit from it. He
+preaches quite well and is a very wise man, and I should be happy if I
+knew the hundredth part of it all. But it seems as though I were
+merely reading a book. Then when he speaks so loud and saws the air
+and shakes his long black locks I am drawn, entirely out of my
+attitude of worship."
+
+"Out of?"
+
+Effi laughed. "You think I hadn't yet got into such an attitude. That
+is probably true. But whose fault is it? Certainly not mine. He always
+talks so much about the Old Testament. Even if that is very good it
+doesn't edify me. Anyhow, this everlasting listening is not the right
+thing. You see, I ought to have so much to do that I should not know
+whither to turn. That would suit me. Now there are societies where
+young girls learn housekeeping, or sewing, or to be kindergarten
+teachers. Have you ever heard of these?"
+
+"Yes, I once heard of them. Once upon a time little Annie was to go to
+a kindergarten."
+
+"Now you see, you know better than I do. I should like to join some
+such society where I can make myself useful. But it is not to be
+thought of. The women in charge wouldn't take me, they couldn't. That
+is the most terrible thing of all, that the world is so closed to one,
+that it even forbids one to take a part in charitable work. I can't
+even give poor children a lesson after hours to help them catch up."
+
+"That would not do for your Ladyship. The children always have such
+greasy shoes on, and in wet weather there is so much steam and smoke,
+your Ladyship could never stand it."
+
+Effi smiled. "You are probably right, Roswitha, but it is a bad sign
+that you should be right, and it shows me that I still have too much
+of the old Effi in me and that I am still too well off."
+
+Roswitha would not agree to that. "Anybody as good as your Ladyship
+can't be too well off. Now you must not always play such sad music.
+Sometimes I think all will be well yet, something will surely turn
+up."
+
+And something did turn up. Effi desired to become a painter, in spite
+of the precentor's daughter from Polzin, whose conceit as an artist
+she still remembered as exceedingly disagreeable. Although she laughed
+about the plan herself, because she was conscious she could never
+rise above the lowest grade of dilettantism, nevertheless she went at
+her work with zest, because she at last had an occupation and that,
+too, one after her own heart, because it was quiet and peaceful. She
+applied for instruction to a very old professor of painting, who was
+well-informed concerning the Brandenburgian aristocracy, and was, at
+the same time, very pious, so that Effi seemed to be his heart's
+delight from the outset. He probably thought, here was a soul to be
+saved, and so he received her with extraordinary friendliness, as
+though she had been his daughter. This made Effi very happy, and the
+day of her first painting lesson marked for her a turning point toward
+the good. Her poor life was now no longer so poor, and Roswitha was
+triumphant when she saw that she had been right and something had
+turned up after all.
+
+Thus things went on for considerably over a year. Coming again in
+contact with people made Effi happy, but it also created within her
+the desire to renew and extend associations. Longing for Hohen-Cremmen
+came over her at times with the force of a true passion, and she
+longed still more passionately to see Annie. After all she was her
+child, and when she began to turn this thought over in her mind and,
+at the same time, recalled what Miss Trippelli had once said, to wit:
+"The world is so small that one could be certain of coming suddenly
+upon some old acquaintance in Central Africa," she had a reason for
+being surprised that she had never met Annie. But the time finally
+arrived when a change was to occur. She was coming from her painting
+lesson, close by the Zoological Garden, and near the station stepped
+into a horse car. It was very hot and it did her good to see the
+lowered curtains blown out and back by the strong current of air
+passing through the car. She leaned back in the corner toward the
+front platform and was studying several pictures of blue tufted and
+tasseled sofas on a stained window pane, when the car began to move
+more slowly and she saw three school children spring up with school
+bags on their backs and little pointed hats on their heads. Two of
+them were blonde and merry, the third brunette and serious. This one
+was Annie. Effi was badly startled, and the thought of a meeting with
+the child, for which she had so often longed, filled her now with
+deadly fright. What was to be done? With quick determination she
+opened the door to the front platform, on which nobody was standing
+but the driver, whom she asked to let her get off in front at the next
+station. "It is forbidden, young lady," said the driver. But she gave
+him a coin and looked at him so appealingly that the good-natured man
+changed his mind and mumbled to himself: "I really am not supposed to,
+but perhaps once will not matter." When the car stopped he took out
+the lattice and Effi sprang off.
+
+She was still greatly excited when she reached the house.
+
+"Just think, Roswitha, I have seen Annie." Then she told of the
+meeting in the tram car. Roswitha was displeased that the mother and
+daughter had not been rejoiced to see each other again, and was very
+hard to convince that it would not have looked well in the presence of
+so many people. Then Effi had to tell how Annie looked and when she
+had done so with motherly pride Roswitha said: "Yes, she is what one
+might call half and half. Her pretty features and, if I may be
+permitted to say it, her strange look she gets from her mother, but
+her seriousness is exactly her father. When I come to think about it,
+she is more like his Lordship."
+
+"Thank God!" said Effi.
+
+"Now, your Ladyship, there is some question about that. No doubt there
+is many a person who would take the side of the mother."
+
+"Do you think so, Roswitha? I don't."
+
+"Oh, oh, I am not so easily fooled, and I think your Ladyship knows
+very well, too, how matters really stand and what the men like best."
+
+"Oh, don't speak of that, Roswitha."
+
+The conversation ended here and was never afterward resumed. But even
+though Effi avoided speaking to Roswitha about Annie, down deep in her
+heart she was unable to get over that meeting and suffered from the
+thought of having fled from her own child. It troubled her till she
+was ashamed, and her desire to meet Annie grew till it became
+pathological. It was not possible to write to Innstetten and ask his
+permission. She was fully conscious of her guilt, indeed she nurtured
+the sense of it with almost zealous care; but, on the other hand, at
+the same time that she was conscious of guilt, she was also filled
+with a certain spirit of rebellion against Innstetten. She said to
+herself, he was right, again and again, and yet in the end he was
+wrong. All had happened so long before, a new life had begun--he might
+have let it die; instead poor Crampas died.
+
+No, it would not do to write to Innstetten; but she wanted to see
+Annie and speak to her and press her to her heart, and after she had
+thought it over for days she was firmly convinced as to the best way
+to go about it.
+
+The very next morning she carefully put on a decent black dress and
+set out for Unter den Linden to call on the minister's wife. She sent
+in her card with nothing on it but "Effi von Innstetten, _née_ von
+Briest." Everything else was left off, even "Baroness." When the man
+servant returned and said, "Her Excellency begs you to enter," Effi
+followed him into an anteroom, where she sat down and, in spite of her
+excitement, looked at the pictures on the walls. First of all there
+was Guido Reni's _Aurora_, while opposite it hung English etchings of
+pictures by Benjamin West, made by the well known aquatint process.
+One of the pictures was King Lear in the storm on the heath.
+
+Effi had hardly finished looking at the pictures when the door of the
+adjoining room opened and a tall slender woman of unmistakably
+prepossessing appearance stepped toward the one who had come to
+request a favor of her and held out her hand. "My dear most gracious
+Lady," she said, "what a pleasure it is for me to see you again." As
+she said this she walked toward the sofa and sat down, drawing Effi to
+a seat beside her.
+
+Effi was touched by the goodness of heart revealed in every word and
+movement. Not a trace of haughtiness or reproach, only beautiful human
+sympathy. "In what way can I be of service to you?" asked the
+minister's wife.
+
+Effi's lips quivered. Finally she said: "The thing that brings me here
+is a request, the fulfillment of which your Excellency may perhaps
+make possible. I have a ten-year-old daughter whom I have not seen for
+three years and should like to see again."
+
+The minister's wife took Effi's hand and looked at her in a friendly
+way.
+
+"When I say, 'not seen for three years,' that is not quite right.
+Three days ago I saw her again." Then Effi described with great
+vividness how she had met Annie. "Fleeing from my own child. I know
+very well that as we sow we shall reap and I do not wish to change
+anything in my life. It is all right as it is, and I have not wished
+to have it otherwise. But this separation from my child is really too
+hard and I have a desire to be permitted to see her now and then, not
+secretly and clandestinely, but with the knowledge and consent of all
+concerned."
+
+"With the knowledge and consent of all concerned," repeated the
+minister's wife. "So that means with the consent of your husband. I
+see that his bringing up of the child is calculated to estrange her
+from her mother, a method which I do not feel at liberty to judge.
+Perhaps he is right. Pardon me for this remark, gracious Lady."
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"You yourself appreciate the attitude of your husband, and your only
+desire is that proper respect be shown to a natural impulse, indeed, I
+may say, the most beautiful of our impulses, at least we women all
+think so. Am I right?"
+
+"In every particular."
+
+"So you want me to secure permission for occasional meetings, in your
+home, where you can attempt to win back the heart of your child."
+
+Effi expressed again her acquiescence, and the minister's wife
+continued: "Then, most gracious Lady, I shall do what I can. But we
+shall not have an easy task. Your husband--pardon me for calling him
+by that name now as before--is a man who is not governed by moods and
+fancies, but by principles, and it will be hard for him to discard
+them or even give them up temporarily. Otherwise he would have begun
+long ago to pursue a different method of action and education. What to
+your heart seems hard he considers right."
+
+"Then your Excellency thinks, perhaps, it would be better to take back
+my request!"
+
+"Oh, no. I wished only to explain the actions of your husband, not to
+say justify them, and wished at the same time to indicate the
+difficulties we shall in all probability encounter. But I think we
+shall overcome them nevertheless. We women are able to accomplish a
+great many things if we go about them wisely and do not make too great
+pretensions. Besides, your husband is one of my special admirers and
+he cannot well refuse to grant what I request of him. Tomorrow we have
+a little circle meeting at which I shall see him and the day after
+tomorrow morning you will receive a few lines from me telling you
+whether or not I have approached him wisely, that is to say,
+successfully. I think we shall come off victorious, and you will see
+your child again and enjoy her. She is said to be a very pretty girl.
+No wonder."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+
+Two days later the promised lines arrived and Effi read: "I am glad,
+dear gracious Lady, to be able to give you good news. Everything
+turned out as desired. Your husband is too much a man of the world to
+refuse a Lady a request that she makes of him. But I must not keep
+from you the fact that I saw plainly his consent was not in accord
+with what he considers wise and right. But let us not pick faults
+where we ought to be glad. We have arranged that Annie is to come some
+time on Monday and may good fortune attend your meeting."
+
+It was on the postman's second round that Effi received these lines
+and it would presumably be less than two hours till Annie appeared.
+That was a short time and yet too long. Effi walked restlessly about
+the two rooms and then back to the kitchen, where she talked with
+Roswitha about everything imaginable: about the ivy over on Christ's
+Church and the probability that next year the windows would be
+entirely overgrown; about the porter, who had again turned off the gas
+so poorly that they were likely to be blown up; and about buying their
+lamp oil again at the large lamp store on Unter den Linden instead of
+on Anhalt St. She talked about everything imaginable, except Annie,
+because she wished to keep down the fear lurking in her soul, in spite
+of the letter from the minister's wife, or perhaps because of it.
+
+Finally, at noon, the bell was rung timidly and Roswitha went to look
+through the peephole. Surely enough, it was Annie. Roswitha gave the
+child a kiss, but said nothing, and then led her very quietly, as
+though some one were ill in the house, from the corridor into the back
+room and then to the door opening into the front room.
+
+"Go in there, Annie." With these words she left the child and returned
+to the kitchen, for she did not wish to be in the way.
+
+Effi was standing at the other end of the room with her back against
+the post of the mirror when the child entered. "Annie!" But Annie
+stood still by the half opened door, partly out of embarrassment, but
+partly on purpose. Effi rushed to her, lifted her up, and kissed her.
+
+"Annie, my sweet child, how glad I am! Come, tell me." She took Annie
+by the hand and went toward the sofa to sit down. Annie stood and
+looked shyly at her mother, at the same time reaching her left hand
+toward the corner of the table cloth, hanging down near her. "Did you
+know, Annie, that I saw you one day?"
+
+"Yes, I thought you did."
+
+"Now tell me a great deal. How tall you have grown! And that is the
+scar there. Roswitha told me about it. You were always so wild and
+hoidenish in your playing. You get that from your mother. She was the
+same way. And at school? I fancy you are always at the head, you look
+to me as though you ought to be a model pupil and always bring home
+the best marks. I have heard also that Miss von Wedelstädt praises
+you. That is right. I was likewise ambitious, but I had no such good
+school. Mythology was always my best study. In what are you best?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"Oh, you know well enough. Pupils always know that. In what do you
+have the best marks?"
+
+"In religion."
+
+"Now, you see, you do know after all. Well, that is very fine. I was
+not so good in it, but it was probably due to the instruction. We had
+only a young man licensed to preach."
+
+"We had, too."
+
+"Has he gone away?"
+
+Annie nodded.
+
+"Why did he leave?"
+
+"I don't know. Now we have the preacher again."
+
+"And you all love him dearly?"
+
+"Yes, and two of the girls in the highest class are going to change
+their religion."
+
+"Oh, I understand; that is fine. And how is Johanna?"
+
+"Johanna brought me to the door of the house."
+
+"Why didn't you bring her up with you?"
+
+"She said she would rather stay downstairs and wait over at the
+church."
+
+"And you are to meet her there?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, I hope she will not get impatient. There is a little front yard
+over there and the windows are half overgrown with ivy, as though it
+were an old church."
+
+"But I should not like to keep her waiting."
+
+"Oh, I see, you are very considerate, and I presume I ought to be glad
+of it. We need only to make the proper division of the time--Tell me
+now how Rollo is."
+
+"Rollo is very well, but papa says he is getting so lazy. He lies in
+the sun all the time."
+
+"That I can readily believe. He was that way when you were quite
+small. And now, Annie, today we have just seen each other, you know;
+will you visit me often?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"We can take a walk in the Prince Albrecht Garden."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"Or we may go to Schilling's and eat ice cream, pineapple or vanilla
+ice cream. I always liked vanilla best."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+At this third "if I am allowed to" the measure was full. Effi sprang
+up and flashed the child a look of indignation.
+
+"I believe it is high time you were going, Annie. Otherwise Johanna
+will get impatient." She rang the bell and Roswitha, who was in the
+next room, entered immediately. "Roswitha, take Annie over to the
+church. Johanna is waiting there. I hope she has not taken cold. I
+should be sorry. Remember me to Johanna."
+
+The two went out.
+
+Hardly had Roswitha closed the door behind her when Effi tore open her
+dress, because she was threatened with suffocation, and fell to
+laughing convulsively. "So that is the way it goes to meet after a
+long separation." She rushed forward, opened the window and looked for
+something to support her. In the distress of her heart she found it.
+There beside the window was a bookshelf with a few volumes of Schiller
+and Körner on it, and on top of the volumes of poems, which were of
+equal height, lay a Bible and a songbook. She reached for them,
+because she had to have something before which she could kneel down
+and pray. She laid both Bible and songbook on the edge of the table
+where Annie had been standing, and threw herself violently down before
+them and spoke in a half audible tone: "O God in Heaven, forgive me
+what I have done. I was a child--No, no, I was not a child, I was old
+enough to know what I was doing. I _did_ know, too, and I will not
+minimize my guilt. But this is too much. This action of the child is
+not the work of my God who would punish me, it is the work of _him_,
+and _him_ alone. I thought he had a noble heart and have always felt
+small beside him, but now I know that it is he who is small. And
+because he is small he is cruel. Everything that is small is cruel.
+_He_ taught the child to say that. He always was a school-master,
+Crampas called him one, scoffingly at the time, but he was right. 'Oh,
+certainly if I am allowed to!' You don't _have_ to be allowed to. I
+don't want you any more, I hate you both, even my own child. Too much
+is too much. He was ambitious, but nothing more. Honor, honor, honor.
+And then he shot the poor fellow whom I never even loved and whom I
+had forgotten, because I didn't love him. It was all stupidity in the
+first place, but then came blood and murder, with me to blame. And now
+he sends me the child, because he cannot refuse a minister's wife
+anything, and before he sends the child he trains it like a parrot and
+teaches it the phrase, 'if I am allowed to.' I am disgusted at what I
+did; but the thing that disgusts me most is your virtue. Away with
+you! I must live, but I doubt if it will be long."
+
+When Roswitha came back Effi lay on the floor seemingly lifeless, with
+her face turned away.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+
+Rummschüttel was called and pronounced Effi's condition serious. He
+saw that the hectic flush he had noticed for over a year was more
+pronounced than ever, and, what was worse, she showed the first
+symptoms of nervous fever. But his quiet, friendly manner, to which he
+added a dash of humor, did Effi good, and she was calm so long as
+Rummschüttel was with her. When he left, Roswitha accompanied him as
+far as the outer hall and said: "My, how I am scared, Sir Councillor;
+if it ever comes back, and it may--oh, I shall never have another
+quiet hour. But it was too, too much, the way the child acted. Her
+poor Ladyship! And still so young; at her age many are only beginning
+life."
+
+"Don't worry, Roswitha. It may all come right again. But she must get
+away. We will see to that. Different air, different people."
+
+Two days later there arrived in Hohen-Cremmen a letter which ran:
+"Most gracious Lady: My long-standing friendly relations to the houses
+of Briest and Belling, and above all the hearty love I cherish for
+your daughter, will justify these lines. Things cannot go on any
+longer as they are. Unless something is done to rescue your daughter
+from the loneliness and sorrow of the life she has been leading for
+years she will soon pine away. She always had a tendency to
+consumption, for which reason I sent her to Ems years ago. This old
+trouble is now aggravated by a new one; her nerves are giving out.
+Nothing but a change of air can check this. But whither shall I send
+her? It would not be hard to make a proper choice among the watering
+places of Silesia. Salzbrunn is good, and Reinerz still better, on
+account of the nervous complication. But no place except Hohen-Cremmen
+will do. For, most gracious Lady, air alone cannot restore your
+daughter's health. She is pining away because she has nobody but
+Roswitha. The fidelity of a servant is beautiful, but parental love is
+better. Pardon an old man for meddling in affairs that lie outside of
+his calling as a physician. No, not outside, either, for after all it
+is the physician who is here speaking and making demands--pardon the
+word--in accordance with his duty. I have seen so much of life--But
+enough on this topic. With kindest regards to your husband, your
+humble servant, Dr. Rummschüttel."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had read the letter to her husband. They were sitting
+on the shady tile walk, with their backs to the drawing room and
+facing the circular bed and the sundial. The wild grapevine twining
+around the windows was rustling gently in the breeze and over the
+water a few dragon-flies were hovering in the bright sunshine.
+
+Briest sat speechless, drumming on the tea-tray.
+
+"Please don't drum, I had rather you would talk."
+
+"Ah, Luise, what shall I say? My drumming says quite enough. You have
+known for over a year what I think about it. At the time when
+Innstetten's letter came, a flash from a clear sky, I was of your
+opinion. But that was half an eternity ago. Am I to play the grand
+inquisitor till the end of my days? I tell you, I have had my fill of
+it for a long time."
+
+"Don't reproach me, Briest. I love her as much as you, perhaps more;
+each in his own way. But it is not our only purpose in life to be weak
+and affectionate and to tolerate things that are contrary to the law
+and the commandments, things that men condemn, and in the present
+instance rightly."
+
+"Hold on! One thing comes first."
+
+"Of course, one thing comes first; but what is the one thing?"
+
+"The love of parents for their children, especially when they have
+only one child."
+
+"Then good-by catechism, morality, and the claims of 'society.'"
+
+"Ah, Luise, talk to me about the catechism as much as you like, but
+don't speak to me about 'society.'"
+
+"It is very hard to get along without 'society."'
+
+"Also without a child. Believe me, Luise,'society' can shut one eye
+when it sees fit. Here is where I stand in the matter: If the people
+of Rathenow come, all right, if they don't come, all right too. I am
+simply going to telegraph: 'Effi, come.' Are you agreed?"
+
+She got up and kissed him on the forehead. "Of course I am. Only you
+must not find fault with me. An easy step it is not, and from now on
+our life will be different."
+
+"I can stand it. There is a good rape crop and in the autumn I can
+hunt an occasional hare. I still have a taste for red wine, and it
+will taste even better when we have the child back in the house. Now I
+am going to send the telegram."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi had been in Hohen-Cremmen for over six months. She occupied the
+two rooms on the second floor which she had formerly had when there
+for a visit. The larger one was furnished for her personally, and
+Roswitha slept in the other. What Rummschüttel had expected from this
+sojourn and the good that went with it, was realized, so far as it
+could be realized. The coughing diminished, the bitter expression that
+had robbed Effi's unusually kind face of a good part of its charm
+disappeared, and there came days when she could laugh again. About
+Kessin and everything back there little was said, with the single
+exception of Mrs. von Padden--and Gieshübler, of course, for whom old
+Mr. von Briest had a very tender spot in his heart. "This Alonzo, this
+fastidious Spaniard, who harbors a Mirambo and brings up a
+Trippelli--well, he must be a genius, and you can't make me believe
+he isn't." Then Effi had to yield and act for him the part of
+Gieshübler, with hat in hand and endless bows of politeness. By virtue
+of her peculiar talent for mimicry, she could do the bows very well,
+although it went against the grain, because she always felt that it
+was an injustice to the dear good man.--They never talked about
+Innstetten and Annie, but it was settled that Annie was to inherit
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Effi took a new lease on life, and her mother, who in true womanly
+fashion was not altogether averse to regarding the affair, painful
+though it was, as merely an interesting case, vied with her father in
+expressions of love and devotion.
+
+"Such a good winter we have not had for a long time," said Briest.
+Then Effi arose from her seat and stroked back the sparse hairs from
+his forehead. But beautiful as everything seemed from the point of
+view of Effi's health, it was all illusion, for in reality the disease
+was gaining ground and quietly consuming her vitality. Effi again
+wore, as on the day of her betrothal to Innstetten, a blue and white
+striped smock with a loose belt, and when she walked up to her parents
+with a quick elastic step, to bid them good morning, they looked at
+each other with joyful surprise--with joyful surprise and yet at the
+same time with sadness, for they could not fail to see that it was not
+the freshness of youth, but a transformation, that gave her slender
+form and beaming eyes this peculiar appearance. All who observed her
+closely saw this, but Effi herself did not. Her whole attention was
+engaged by the happy feeling at being back in this place, to her so
+charmingly peaceful, and living reconciled with those whom she had
+always loved and who had always loved her, even during the years of
+her misery and exile.
+
+She busied herself with all sorts of things about the home and
+attended to the decorations and little improvements in the household.
+Her appreciation of the beautiful enabled her always to make the right
+choice. Reading and, above all, study of the arts she had given up
+entirely. "I have had so much of it that I am happy to be able to lay
+my hands in my lap." Besides, it doubtless reminded her too much of
+her days of sadness. She cultivated instead the art of contemplating
+nature with calmness and delight, and when the leaves fell from the
+plane trees, or the sunbeams glistened on the ice of the little pond,
+or the first crocuses blossomed in the circular plot, still half in
+the grip of winter--it did her good, and she could gaze on all these
+things for hours, forgetting what life had denied her, or, to be more
+accurate, what she had robbed herself of.
+
+Callers were not altogether a minus quantity, not everybody shunned
+her; but her chief associates were the families at the schoolhouse and
+the parsonage.
+
+It made little difference that the Jahnke daughters had left home;
+there could have been no very cordial friendship with them anyhow. But
+she found a better friend than ever in old Mr. Jahnke himself, who
+considered not only all of Swedish Pomerania, but also the Kessin
+region as Scandinavian outposts, and was always asking questions about
+them. "Why, Jahnke, we had a steamer, and, as I wrote to you, I
+believe, or may perhaps have told you, I came very near going over to
+Wisby. Just think, I almost went to Wisby. It is comical, but I can
+say 'almost' with reference to many things in my life."
+
+"A pity, a pity," said Jahnke.
+
+"Yes, indeed, a pity. But I actually did make a tour of Rügen. You
+would have enjoyed that, Jahnke. Just think, Arcona with its great
+camping place of the Wends, that is said still to be visible. I myself
+did not go there, but not very far away is the Hertha Lake with white
+and yellow water lilies. The place made one think a great deal of your
+Hertha."
+
+"Yes, yes, Hertha. But you were about to speak of the Hertha Lake."
+
+"Yes, I was. And just think, Jahnke, close by the lake stood two large
+shining sacrificial stones, with the grooves still showing, in which
+the blood used to run off. Ever since then I have had an aversion for
+the Wends."
+
+"Oh, pardon me, gracious Lady, but they were not Wends. The legends of
+the sacrificial stones and the Hertha Lake go back much, much farther,
+clear back before the birth of Christ. They were the pure Germans,
+from whom we are all descended."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi, "from whom we are all descended, the
+Jahnkes certainly, and perhaps the Briests, too."
+
+Then she dropped the subject of Rügen and the Hertha Lake and asked
+about his grandchildren and which of them he liked best, Bertha's or
+Hertha's.
+
+Indeed Effi was on a very friendly footing with Jahnke. But in spite
+of his intimate relation to Hertha Lake, Scandinavia, and Wisby, he
+was only a simple man and so the lonely young woman could not fail to
+value her chats with Niemeyer much higher. In the autumn, so long as
+promenades in the park were possible, she had an abundance of such
+chats, but with the beginning of winter came an interruption for
+several months, because she did not like to go to the parsonage. Mrs.
+Niemeyer had always been a very disagreeable woman, but she pitched
+her voice higher than ever now, in spite of the fact that in the
+opinion of the parish she herself was not altogether above reproach.
+
+The situation remained the same throughout the winter, much to Effi's
+sorrow. But at the beginning of April when the bushes showed a fringe
+of green and the park paths dried off, the walks were resumed.
+
+Once when they were sauntering along they heard a cuckoo in the
+distance, and Effi began to count to see how many times it called. She
+was leaning on Niemeyer's arm. Suddenly she said: "The cuckoo is
+calling yonder, but I don't want to consult him about the length of my
+life. Tell me, friend, what do you think of life?"
+
+"Ah, dear Effi, you must not lay such doctors' questions before me.
+You must apply to a philosopher or offer a prize to a faculty. What do
+I think of life? Much and little. Sometimes it is very much and
+sometimes very little."
+
+"That is right, friend, I like that; I don't need to know anymore." As
+she said this they came to the swing. She sprang into it as nimbly as
+in her earliest girlhood days, and before the old man, who watched
+her, could recover from his fright, she crouched down between the two
+ropes and set the swing board in motion by a skillful lifting and
+dropping of the weight of her body. In a few seconds she was flying
+through the air. Then, holding on with only one hand, she tore a
+little silk handkerchief from around her neck and waved it happily and
+haughtily. Soon she let the swing stop, sprang out, and took
+Niemeyer's arm again.
+
+"Effi, you are just as you always were."
+
+"No, I wish I were. But I am too old for this; I just wanted to try it
+once more. Oh, how fine it was and how much good the air did me! It
+seemed as though I were flying up to heaven. I wonder if I shall go to
+heaven? Tell me, friend, you ought to know. Please, please."
+
+Niemeyer took her hand into his two wrinkled ones and gave her a kiss
+on the forehead, saying: "Yes, Effi, you will."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV
+
+
+Effi spent the whole day out in the park, because she needed to take
+the air. Old Dr. Wiesike of Friesack approved of it, but in his
+instructions gave her too much liberty to do what she liked, and
+during the cold days in May she took a severe cold. She became
+feverish, coughed a great deal, and the doctor, who had been calling
+every third day, now came daily. He was put to it to know what to do,
+for the sleeping powders and cough medicines Effi asked for could not
+be given, because of the fever.
+
+"Doctor," said old von Briest, "what is going to come of this? You
+have known her since she was a little thing, in fact you were here at
+her birth. I don't like all these symptoms: her noticeable falling
+away, the red spots, and the gleam of her eyes when she suddenly turns
+to me with a pleading look. What do you think it will amount to? Must
+she die?"
+
+Wiesike shook his head gravely. "I will not say that, von Briest, but
+I don't like the way her fever keeps up. However, we shall bring it
+down soon, for she must go to Switzerland or Mentone for pure air and
+agreeable surroundings that will make her forget the past."
+
+"Lethe, Lethe."
+
+"Yes, Lethe," smiled Wiesike. "It's a pity that while the ancient
+Swedes, the Greeks, were leaving us the name they did not leave us
+also the spring itself."
+
+"Or at least the formula for it. Waters are imitated now, you know.
+My, Wiesike, what a business we could build up here if we could only
+start such a sanatorium! Friesack the spring of forgetfulness! Well,
+let us try the Riviera for the present. Mentone is the Riviera, is it
+not? To be sure, the price of grain is low just now, but what must be
+must be. I shall talk with my wife about it."
+
+That he did, and his wife consented immediately, influenced in part by
+her own ardent desire to see the south, particularly since she had
+felt like one retired from the world. But Effi would not listen to it.
+"How good you are to me! And I am selfish enough to accept the
+sacrifice, if I thought it would do any good. But I am certain it
+would only harm me."
+
+"You try to make yourself think that, Effi."
+
+"No. I have become so irritable that everything annoys me. Not here at
+home, for you humor me and clear everything out of my way. But when
+traveling that is impossible, the disagreeable element cannot be
+eliminated so easily. It begins with the conductor and ends with the
+waiter. Even when I merely think of their self-satisfied countenances
+my temperature runs right up. No, no, keep me here. I don't care to
+leave Hohen-Cremmen any more; my place is here. The heliotrope around
+the sundial is dearer to me than Mentone."
+
+After this conversation the plan was dropped and in spite of the great
+benefit Wiesike had expected from the Riviera he said: "We must
+respect these wishes, for they are not mere whims. Such patients have
+a very fine sense and know with remarkable certainty what is good for
+them and what not. What Mrs. Effi has said about the conductor and the
+waiter is really quite correct, and there is no air with healing power
+enough to counterbalance hotel annoyances, if one is at all affected
+by them. So let us keep her here. If that is not the best thing, it is
+certainly not the worst."
+
+This proved to be true. Effi got better, gained a little in weight
+(old von Briest belonged to the weight fanatics), and lost much of her
+irritability. But her need of fresh air kept growing steadily, and
+even when the west wind blew and the sky was overcast with gray
+clouds, she spent many hours out of doors. On such days she would
+usually go out into the fields or the marsh, often as far as two
+miles, and when she grew tired would sit down on the hurdle fence,
+where, lost in dreams, she would watch the ranunculi and red sorrel
+waving in the wind.
+
+"You go out so much alone," said Mrs. von Briest. "Among our people
+you are safe, but there are so many strange vagabonds prowling
+around."
+
+That made an impression on Effi, who had never thought of danger, and
+when she was alone with Roswitha, she said: "I can't well take you
+with me, Roswitha; you are too fat and no longer sure-footed."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship, it is hardly yet as bad as that. Why, I could
+still be married."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi. "One is never too old for that. But let me
+tell you, Roswitha, if I had a dog to accompany me--Papa's hunting dog
+has no attachment for me--hunting dogs are so stupid--and he never
+stirs till the hunter or the gardener takes the gun from the rack. I
+often have to think of Rollo."
+
+"True," said Roswitha, "they have nothing like Rollo here. But I don't
+mean anything against 'here.' Hohen-Cremmen is very good."
+
+Three or four days after this conversation between Effi and Roswitha,
+Innstetten entered his office an hour earlier than usual. The morning
+sun, which shone very brightly, had wakened him and as he had
+doubtless felt he could not go to sleep again he had got out of bed to
+take up a piece of work that had long been waiting to be attended to.
+
+At a quarter past eight he rang. Johanna brought the breakfast tray,
+on which, beside the morning papers, there were two letters. He
+glanced at the addresses and recognized by the handwriting that one
+was from the minister. But the other? The postmark could not be read
+plainly and the address, "Baron von Innstetten, Esq.," showed a happy
+lack of familiarity with the customary use of titles. In keeping with
+this was the very primitive character of the writing. But the address
+was remarkably accurate: "W., Keith St. 1c, third story."
+
+Innstetten was enough of an official to open first the letter from
+"His Excellency." "My dear Innstetten: I am happy to be able to
+announce to you that His Majesty has deigned to sign your appointment
+and I congratulate you sincerely." Innstetten was pleased at the
+friendly lines from the minister, almost more than at the appointment
+itself, for, since the morning in Kessin, when Crampas had bidden him
+farewell with that look which still haunted him, he had grown somewhat
+sceptical of such things as climbing higher on the ladder. Since then
+he had measured with a different measure and viewed things in a
+different light. Distinction--what did that amount to in the end? As
+the days passed by with less and less of joy for him, he more than
+once recalled a half-forgotten minister's anecdote from the time of
+the elder Ladenberg, who, upon receiving the Order of the Red Eagle,
+for which he had long been waiting, threw it down in a rage and
+exclaimed: "Lie there till you turn black." It probably did turn into
+a black one subsequently, but many days too late and certainly without
+real satisfaction for the receiver. Everything that is to give us
+pleasure must come at the right time and in the right circumstances,
+for what delights us today may be valueless tomorrow. Innstetten felt
+this deeply, and as certainly as he had formerly laid store by honors
+and distinctions coming from his highest superiors, just so certainly
+was he now firmly convinced that the glittering appearance of things
+amounted to but little, and that what is called happiness, if it
+existed at all, is something other than this appearance. "Happiness,
+if I am right, lies in two things: being exactly where one
+belongs--but what official can say that of himself?--and, especially,
+performing comfortably the most commonplace functions, that is,
+getting enough sleep and not having new boots that pinch. When the 720
+minutes of a twelve-hour day pass without any special annoyance that
+can be called a happy day."
+
+Innstetten was today in the mood for such gloomy reflections. When he
+took up the second letter and read it he ran his hand over his
+forehead, with the painful feeling that there is such a thing as
+happiness, that he had once possessed it, but had lost it and could
+never again recover it. Johanna entered and announced Privy Councillor
+Wüllersdorf, who was already standing on the threshold and said:
+"Congratulations, Innstetten."
+
+"I believe you mean what you say; the others will be vexed. However--"
+
+"However. You are surely not going to be pessimistic at a moment like
+this."
+
+"No. The graciousness of His Majesty makes me feel ashamed, and the
+friendly feeling of the minister, to whom I owe all this, almost
+more."
+
+"But--"
+
+[Illustration: SUPPER AT A COURT BALL
+_From the Painting by Adolph van Menzel_]
+
+"But I have forgotten how to rejoice. If I said that to anybody but
+you my words would be considered empty phrases. But you understand me.
+Just look around you. How empty and deserted everything is! When
+Johanna comes in, a so-called jewel, she startles me and frightens me.
+Her stage entry," continued Innstetten, imitating Johanna's pose, "the
+half comical shapeliness of her bust, which comes forward claiming
+special attention, whether of mankind or me, I don't know--all this
+strikes me as so sad and pitiable, and if it were not so ridiculous,
+it might drive me to suicide."
+
+"Dear Innstetten, are you going to assume the duties of a permanent
+secretary in this frame of mind?"
+
+"Oh, bah! How can I help it? Read these lines I have just received."
+
+Wüllersdorf took the second letter with the illegible postmark, was
+amused at the "Esq.," and stepped to the window that he might read
+more easily.
+
+"Gracious Sir: I suppose you will be surprised that I am writing to
+you, but it is about Rollo. Little Annie told us last year Rollo was
+so lazy now, but that doesn't matter here. He can be as lazy as he
+likes here, the lazier the better. And her Ladyship would like it so
+much. She always says, when she walks upon the marsh or over the
+fields: 'I am really afraid, Roswitha, because I am so alone; but who
+is there to accompany me? Rollo, oh yes, he would do. He bears no
+grudge against me either. That is the advantage, that animals do not
+trouble themselves so much about such things.' These are her
+Ladyship's words and I will say nothing further, and merely ask your
+Lordship to remember me to my little Annie. Also to Johanna. From your
+faithful, most obedient servant, Roswitha Gellenbagen."
+
+"Well," said Wüllersdorf, as he folded the letter again, "she is ahead
+of us."
+
+"I think so, too."
+
+"This is also the reason why everything else seems so doubtful to
+you."
+
+"You are right. It has been going through my head for a long time, and
+these simple words with their intended, or perhaps unintended
+complaint, have put me completely beside myself again. It has been
+troubling me for over a year and I should like to get clear out of
+here. Nothing pleases me any more. The more distinctions I receive the
+more I feel that it is all vanity. My life is bungled, and so I have
+thought to myself I ought to have nothing more to do with strivings
+and vanities, and ought to be able to employ my pedagogical
+inclinations, which after all are my most characteristic quality, as a
+superintendent of public morals. It would not be anything new. If the
+plan were feasible I should surely become a very famous character,
+such as Dr. Wichern of the Rough House in Hamburg, for example, that
+man of miracles, who tamed all criminals with his glance and his
+piety."
+
+"Hm, there is nothing to be said against that; it would be possible."
+
+"No, it is not possible either. Not even _that_. Absolutely every
+avenue is closed to me. How could I touch the soul of a murderer? To
+do that one must be intact himself. And if one no longer is, but has a
+like spot on his own hands, then he must at least be able to play the
+crazy penitent before his confreres, who are to be converted, and
+entertain them with a scene of gigantic contrition."
+
+Wüllersdorf nodded.
+
+"Now you see, you agree. But I can't do any of these things any more.
+I can no longer play the man in the hair shirt, let alone the dervish
+or the fakir, who dances himself to death in the midst of his
+self-accusations. And inasmuch as all such things are impossible I
+have puzzled out, as the best thing for me, to go away from here and
+off to the coal black fellows who know nothing of culture and honor.
+Those fortunate creatures! For culture and honor and such rubbish are
+to blame for all my trouble. We don't do such things out of passion,
+which might be an acceptable excuse. We do them for the sake of mere
+notions--notions! And then the one fellow collapses and later the
+other collapses, too, only in a worse way."
+
+"Oh pshaw! Innstetten, those are whims, mere fancies. Go to Africa!
+What does that mean! It will do for a lieutenant who is in debt. But a
+man like you! Are you thinking of presiding over a palaver, in a red
+fez, or of entering into blood relationship with a son-in-law of King
+Mtesa? Or will you feel your way along the Congo in a tropical helmet,
+with six holes in the top of it, until you come out again at Kamerun
+or thereabouts? Impossible!"
+
+"Impossible? Why? If _that_ is impossible, what then?"
+
+"Simply stay here and practice resignation. Who, pray, is unoppressed!
+Who could not say every day: 'Really a very questionable affair.' You
+know, I have also a small burden to bear, not the same as yours, but
+not much lighter. That talk about creeping around in the primeval
+forest or spending the night in an ant hill is folly. Whoever cares
+to, may, but it is not the thing for us. The best thing is to stand in
+the gap and hold out till one falls, but, until then, to get as much
+out of life as possible in the small and even the smallest things,
+keeping one eye open for the violets when they bloom, or the Luise
+monument when it is decorated with flowers, or the little girls with
+high lace shoes when they skip the rope. Or drive out to Potsdam and
+go into the Church of Peace, where Emperor Frederick lies, and where
+they are just beginning to build him a tomb. As you stand there
+consider the life of that man, and if you are not pacified then, there
+is no help for you, I should say."
+
+"Good, good! But the year is long and every single day--and then the
+evening."
+
+"That is always the easiest part of the day to know what to do with.
+Then we have _Sardanapal_, or _Coppelia_, with Del Era, and when that
+is out we have Siechen's, which is not to be despised. Three steins
+will calm you every time. There are always many, a great many others,
+who are in exactly the same general situation as we are, and one of
+them who had had a great deal of misfortune once said to me: 'Believe
+me, Wüllersdorf, we cannot get along without "false work."' The man
+who said it was an architect and must have known about it. His
+statement is correct. Never a day passes but I am reminded of the
+'false work.'"
+
+After Wüllersdorf had thus expressed himself he took his hat and cane.
+During these words Innstetten may have recalled his own earlier
+remarks about little happiness, for he nodded his head half agreeing,
+and smiled to himself.
+
+"Where are you going now, Wüllersdorf? It is too early yet for the
+Ministry."
+
+"I am not going there at all today. First I shall take an hour's walk
+along the canal to the Charlottenburg lock and then back again. And
+then make a short call at Huth's on Potsdam St., going cautiously up
+the little wooden stairway. Below there is a flower store."
+
+"And that affords you pleasure? That satisfies you?"
+
+"I should not say that exactly, but it will help a bit. I shall find
+various regular guests there drinking their morning glass, but their
+names I wisely keep secret. One will tell about the Duke of Ratibor,
+another about the Prince-Bishop Kopp, and a third perhaps about
+Bismarck. There is always a little something to be learned.
+Three-fourths of what is said is inaccurate, but if it is only witty I
+do not waste much time criticising it and always listen gratefully."
+
+With that he went out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI
+
+
+May was beautiful, June more beautiful, and after Effi had happily
+overcome the first painful feeling aroused in her by Rollo's arrival,
+she was full of joy at having the faithful dog about her again.
+Roswitha was praised and old von Briest launched forth into words of
+recognition for Innstetten, who, he said, was a cavalier, never petty,
+but always stout-hearted. "What a pity that the stupid affair had to
+come between them! As a matter of fact, they were a model couple." The
+only one who remained calm during the welcoming scene was Rollo
+himself, who either had no appreciation of time or considered the
+separation as an irregularity which was now simply removed. The fact
+that he had grown old also had something to do with it, no doubt. He
+remained sparing with his demonstrations of affection as he had been
+with his evidences of joy, during the welcoming scene. But he had
+grown in fidelity, if such a thing were possible. He never left the
+side of his mistress. The hunting dog he treated benevolently, but as
+a being of a lower order. At night he lay on the rush mat before
+Effi's door; in the morning, when breakfast was served out of doors by
+the sundial, he was always quiet, always sleepy, and only when Effi
+arose from the breakfast table and walked toward the hall to take her
+straw hat and umbrella from the rack, did his youth return. Then,
+without troubling himself about whether his strength was to be put to
+a hard or easy test, he ran up the village road and back again and did
+not calm down till they were out in the fields. Effi, who cared more
+for fresh air than for landscape beauty, avoided the little patches of
+forest and usually kept to the main road, which 'at first was bordered
+with very old elms and then, where the turnpike began, with poplars.
+This road led to the railway station about an hour's walk away. She
+enjoyed everything, breathing in with delight the fragrance wafted to
+her from the rape and clover fields, or watching the soaring of the
+larks, and counting the draw-wells and troughs, to which the cattle
+went to drink. She could hear a soft ringing of bells that made her
+feel as though she must close her eyes and pass away in sweet
+forgetfulness. Near the station, close by the turnpike, lay a road
+roller. This was her daily resting place, from which she could observe
+what took place on the railroad. Trains came and went and sometimes
+she could see two columns of smoke which for a moment seemed to blend
+into one and then separated, one going to the right, the other to the
+left, till they disappeared behind the village and the grove. Rollo
+sat beside her, sharing her lunch, and when he had caught the last
+bite, he would run like mad along some plowed furrow, doubtless to
+show his gratitude, and stop only when a pair of pheasants scared from
+their nest flew up from a neighboring furrow close by him.
+
+"How beautiful this summer is! A year ago, dear mama, I should not
+have thought I could ever again be so happy," said Effi every day as
+she walked with her mother around the pond or picked an early apple
+from a tree and bit into it vigorously, for she had beautiful teeth.
+Mrs. von Briest would stroke her hand and say: "Just wait till you are
+well again, Effi, quite well, and then we shall find happiness, not
+that of the past, but a new kind. Thank God, there are several kinds
+of happiness. And you shall see, we shall find something for you."
+
+"You are so good. Really I have changed your lives and made you
+prematurely old."
+
+"Oh, my dear Effi, don't speak of it. I thought the same about it,
+when the change came. Now I know that our quiet is better than the
+noise and loud turmoil of earlier years. If you keep on as you are we
+can go away yet. When Wiesike proposed Mentone you were ill and
+irritable, and because you were ill, you were right in saying what you
+did about conductors and waiters. When you have steadier nerves again
+you can stand that. You will no longer be offended, but will laugh at
+the grand manners and the curled hair. Then the blue sea and white
+sails and the rocks all overgrown with red cactus--I have never seen
+them, to be sure, but that is how I imagine them. I should like to
+become acquainted with them."
+
+Thus the summer went by and the meteoric showers were also past.
+During these evenings Effi had sat at her window till after midnight
+and yet never grew tired of watching. "I always was a weak Christian,
+but I wonder whether we ever came from up there and whether, when all
+is over here, we shall return to our heavenly home, to the stars above
+or further beyond. I don't know and don't care to know. I just have
+the longing."
+
+Poor Effi! She had looked up at the wonders of the sky and thought
+about them too long, with the result that the night air, and the fog
+rising from the pond, made her so ill she had to stay in bed again.
+When Wiesike was summoned and had examined her he took Briest aside
+and said: "No more hope; be prepared for an early end."
+
+What he said was only too true, and a few days later, comparatively
+early in the evening, it was not yet ten o'clock, Roswitha came down
+stairs and said to Mrs. von Briest: "Most gracious Lady, her Ladyship
+upstairs is very ill. She talks continually to herself in a soft voice
+and sometimes it seems as though she were praying, but she says she is
+not, and I don't know, it seems to me as though the end might come any
+hour."
+
+"Does she wish to speak to me?"
+
+"She hasn't said so, but I believe she does. You know how she is; she
+doesn't want to disturb you and make you anxious. But I think it would
+be well."
+
+"All right, Roswitha, I will come."
+
+Before the clock began to strike Mrs. von Briest mounted the stairway
+and entered Effi's room. Effi lay on a reclining chair near the open
+window. Mrs. von Briest drew up a small black chair with three gilt
+spindles in its ebony back, took Effi's hand and said: "How are you,
+Effi! Roswitha says you are so feverish."
+
+"Oh, Roswitha worries so much about everything. I could see by her
+looks she thought I was dying. Well, I don't know. She thinks
+everybody ought to be as much worried as she is."
+
+"Are you so calm about dying, dear Effi?"
+
+"Entirely calm, mama."
+
+"Aren't you deceiving yourself? Everybody clings to life, especially
+the young, and you are still so young, dear Effi."
+
+Effi remained silent for a while. Then she said: "You know, I haven't
+read much. Innstetten was often surprised at it, and he didn't like
+it."
+
+This was the first time she had mentioned Innstetten's name, and it
+made a deep impression on her mother and showed clearly that the end
+was come.
+
+"But I thought," said Mrs. von Briest, "you were going to tell me
+something."
+
+"Yes, I was, because you spoke of my still being so young. Certainly I
+am still young; but that makes no difference. During our happy days
+Innstetten used to read aloud to me in the evening. He had very good
+books, and in one of them there was a story about a man who had been
+called away from a merry table. The following morning he asked how it
+had been after he left. Somebody answered: 'Oh, there were all sorts
+of things, but you really didn't miss anything.' You see, mama, these
+words have impressed themselves upon my memory--It doesn't signify
+very much if one is called away from the table a little early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent. Effi lifted herself up a little
+higher and said: "Now that I have talked to you about old times and
+also about Innstetten, I must tell you something else, dear mama."
+
+"You are getting excited, Effi."
+
+"No, no, to tell about the burden of my heart will not excite me, it
+will quiet me. And so I wanted to tell you that I am dying reconciled
+to God and men, reconciled also to _him_."
+
+"Did you cherish in your heart such great bitterness against him?
+Really--pardon me, my dear Effi, for mentioning it now--really it was
+you who brought down sorrow upon yourself and your husband."
+
+Effi assented. "Yes, mama, and how sad that it should be so. But when
+all the terrible things happened, and finally the scene with
+Annie--you know what I mean--I turned the tables on him, mentally, if
+I may use the ridiculous comparison, and came to believe seriously
+that he was to blame, because he was prosaic and calculating, and
+toward the end cruel. Then curses upon him crossed my lips."
+
+"Does that trouble you now?"
+
+"Yes. And I am anxious that he shall know how, during my days of
+illness here, which have been almost my happiest, how it has become
+clear to my mind that he was right in his every act. In the affair
+with poor Crampas--well, after all, what else could he have done? Then
+the act by which he wounded me most deeply, the teaching of my own
+child to shun me, even in that he was right, hard and painful as it is
+for me to admit it. Let him know that I died in this conviction. It
+will comfort and console him, and may reconcile him. He has much that
+is good in his nature and was as noble as anybody can be who is not
+truly in love."
+
+Mrs. von Briest saw that Effi was exhausted and seemed to be either
+sleeping or about to go to sleep. She rose quietly from her chair and
+went out. Hardly had she gone when Effi also got up, and sat at the
+open window to breathe in the cool night air once more. The stars
+glittered and not a leaf stirred in the park. But the longer she
+listened the more plainly she again heard something like soft rain
+falling on the plane trees. A feeling of liberation came over her.
+"Rest, rest."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a month later and September was drawing to an end. The weather
+was beautiful, but the foliage in the park began to show a great deal
+of read and yellow and since the equinox, which had brought three
+stormy days, the leaves lay scattered in every direction. In the
+circular plot a slight change had been made. The sundial was gone and
+in the place where it had stood there lay since yesterday a white
+marble slab with nothing on it but "Effi Briest" and a cross beneath.
+This had been Em's last request. "I should like to have back my old
+name on my stone; I brought no honor to the other." This had been
+promised her.
+
+The marble slab had arrived and been placed in position yesterday, and
+Briest and his wife were sitting in view of it, looking at it and the
+heliotrope, which had been spared, and which now bordered the stone.
+Rollo lay beside them with his head on his paws.
+
+Wilke, whose spats were growing wider and wider, brought the breakfast
+and the mail, and old Mr. von Briest said: "Wilke, order the little
+carriage. I am going to drive across the country with my wife."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had meanwhile poured the coffee and was looking at the
+circle and its flower bed. "See, Briest, Rollo is lying by the stone
+again. He is really taking it harder than we. He wont eat any more,
+either."
+
+"Well, Luise, it is the brute creature. That is just what I have
+always said. We don't amount to as much as we think. But here we
+always talk about instinct. In the end I think it is the best."
+
+"Don't speak that way. When you begin to philosophize--don't take
+offense--Briest, you show your incompetence. You have a good
+understanding, but you can't tackle such questions."
+
+"That's true."
+
+"And if it is absolutely necessary to discuss questions there are
+entirely different ones, Briest, and I can tell you that not a day
+passes, since the poor child has been lying here, but such questions
+press themselves on me."
+
+"What questions?"
+
+"Whether after all we are perhaps not to blame?"
+
+"Nonsense, Luise. What do you mean?"
+
+"Whether we ought not to have disciplined her differently. You and I
+particularly, for Niemeyer is only a cipher; he leaves everything in
+doubt. And then, Briest, sorry as I am--your continual use of
+ambiguous expressions--and finally, and here I accuse myself too, for
+I do not desire to come off innocent in this matter, I wonder if she
+was not too young, perhaps?"
+
+Rollo, who awoke at these words, shook his head gravely and Briest
+said calmly: "Oh, Luise, don't--that is _too_ wide a field."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EXTRACTS FROM "MY CHILDHOOD YEARS" (1894)
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+TRANSLATED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+On one of the last days of March, in the year 1819, a chaise drove up
+before the apothecary's shop at the sign of the Lion, in Neu-Ruppin,
+and a young couple, who a short time before had jointly purchased the
+shop, alighted from the carriage and were received by the servants of
+the house. The husband was only twenty-three years of age--for people
+married very young in those days, just after the war. The wife was
+twenty-one. They Were my parents....
+
+I was born there on the 30th of December that same year. With my
+mother it was a matter of life and death, for which reason, whenever
+she was twitted with favoring me, she was accustomed simply to reply:
+"That is because I suffered most for him." In this favored position I
+remained a long time, some eighteen years, till the birth of a late
+child, my youngest sister, for whom I stood sponsor and whom I even
+held during the christening. This was a great honor for me, but with
+it went hand in hand my dethronement by this very sister. It goes
+without saying that as the youngest child she straightway became the
+darling of the family.
+
+At Easter, 1819, my father took possession of the apothecary's shop in
+Neu-Ruppin, which he had acquired at a most favorable price, for a
+song, so to speak; at Easter, 1826, after three of my four brothers
+and sisters had been born there, he disposed of the property. Whenever
+this early sale of the business became a topic of conversation, it
+was always characterized as disastrous for my father and the whole
+family. But unjustly. The disastrous feature, which revealed itself
+many years later--and fortunately even then in a bearable form, for my
+papa was truly a lucky man--lay not in the particular act of the sale,
+but in the character of my father, who always spent more than his
+income, and would not have given up the habit, even if he had remained
+in Neu-Ruppin. That he confessed to me with his peculiar frankness
+many, many times, when he had grown old and I was no longer young. "I
+was still half a boy when I married," he was wont to say, "and my too
+early independence explains everything." Whether or not he was right,
+this is not the place to say. Generally speaking, his habits were
+anything but businesslike; he took his dreams of good fortune for
+realities and applied himself to the cultivation of "noble passions,"
+without ever stopping to think that at best he had but modest means at
+his disposal. His first extravagance was a horse and carriage; then he
+soon acquired a passion for gaming, and, during the seven years from
+1819 to 1826, he gambled away a small fortune. The chief winner was
+the lord of a neighboring manor. When, thirty years later, the son of
+this lord loaned me a small sum of money, my father said to me: "Don't
+hesitate to take the money; his father took ten thousand thalers from
+me at dummy whist, a little at a time." Perhaps this figure was too
+high, but however that may be, the sum was at all events large enough
+to throw his credit and debit out of balance and to make him, among
+other things, a very tardy payer of interest. Now in ordinary
+circumstances, if, for example, he could have had recourse to
+mortgages and the like, this would not have been, for a time at least,
+a wholly unbearable situation; but unfortunately it so happened that
+my father's chief creditor was his own father, who now took occasion
+to give expression to his only too justified displeasure, both in
+letters and in personal interviews. To make the situation even more
+oppressive, these reproaches were approved, and hence made doubly
+severe, by my mother, who stood wholly on her father-in-law's side. In
+short, the further matters went, the more my father was placed between
+two fires, and for no other reason than to extricate himself from a
+position which continually injured his pride he resolved to sell the
+property and business, the exceptional productiveness of which was as
+well known to him as to anybody else, in spite of the fact that he was
+the very opposite of a business man. After all, his whole plan proved
+to be, at least in the beginning and from his point of view,
+thoroughly proper and advantageous. He received for the apothecary's
+shop double the original purchase price, and saw himself thereby all
+at once put in a position to satisfy his creditors, who were at the
+same time his accusers. And he did it, too. He paid back the sum his
+father had advanced him, asked his wife, half jokingly, half
+scoffingly, whether perchance she wished to invest her money "more
+safely and more advantageously," and thereby achieved what for seven
+years he had been longing for, namely, freedom and independence.
+Relieved from all irksome tutelage, he found himself suddenly at the
+point where it was "no longer necessary to take orders from anybody."
+And with him that was a specially vital matter his whole life long.
+From youth to old age he thirsted for that state; but as he did not
+know well how to attain it, he never enjoyed his longed-for liberty
+and independence for more than a few days or weeks at a time. To use
+one of his favorite expressions, he was always in the "lurch," was
+always financially embarrassed, and for that reason recalled to the
+end of his life with special pleasure the short period, now reached,
+between Easter, 1826, and Midsummer day, 1827. With him this was the
+only time when the "lurch" was lacking....
+
+During this time we lived near the Rheinsberg Gate, in a capacious
+rented apartment, which included all the rooms on the main floor. So
+far as home comforts are concerned, my parents were both very well
+satisfied with the change; so were the other children, who found here
+ample room for their games; but I could not become reconciled to it,
+and have even to this day unpleasant memories of the rented residence.
+There was a butcher's shop in the building, and that did not suit my
+fancy. Through the long dark court ran a gutter, with blood always
+standing in it, while at the end of one of the side wings a beef,
+killed the night before, hung on a broad ladder leaning against the
+house. Fortunately I never had to witness the preceding scenes, except
+when pigs were slaughtered. Then it was sometimes unavoidable. One day
+is still fresh in my memory. I was standing in the hall and gazing out
+through the open back door into the court, where it just happened that
+several persons were down on the ground struggling with a pig that was
+squealing its last. I was paralyzed with horror. As soon as I
+recovered control of myself I took to my heels, running down the
+street, through the town gate, and out to the "Vineyard," a favorite
+resort of the Ruppiners. But before I had finally reached that place I
+sat down on the top of a hummock to rest and catch my breath. I stayed
+away the whole forenoon. At dinner I was called upon to give an
+account of myself. "For heaven's sake, boy, where have you been so
+long?" I made a clean breast of the matter, saying that I had been put
+to flight by the spectacle down in the court and that half way to the
+"Vineyard" I had rested on a hummock and leaned my back against a
+crumbling pillar. "Why, there you sat in perfect composure on Gallows
+Hill," said my father, laughing. Feeling as though the noose were
+being laid about my neck, I begged permission to leave the table.
+
+It was also at this time that I entered the primary school, which was
+nothing unusual, inasmuch as I was going on seven years of age. I was
+quick to learn and made progress, but my mother considered it her duty
+to help me on, now and then, especially in reading, and so every
+afternoon I stood by her little sewing table and read to her all sorts
+of little stories out of the _Brandenburg Children's Friend_, a good
+book, but illustrated, alas, with frightful pictures. My performance
+was probably quite tolerable, for the ability to read and write
+well--by the way, a very important thing in life--is a sort of
+inheritance in the family. But my mother was not easy to satisfy;
+furthermore she acted on the assumption that recognition and praise
+spoil character, a point of view which even now I do not consider
+right. At the slightest mistake she brought into play the "quick hand"
+always at her service. But she displayed no temper in doing it; she
+was always merely proceeding in accordance with her principle,
+"anything but coddling." One blow too many could never do any harm
+and, if it turned out that I had really not deserved any particular
+one, it was reckoned as offsetting some of my naughty pranks that had
+happened to escape discovery. "Anything but coddling." That is indeed
+a very good principle, and I do not care to criticise it, in spite of
+the fact that its application did not help me, not even as a hardening
+process; but whatever one may think of it, my mother now and then
+carried her harsh treatment too far.
+
+I had long blond hair, less to my own delight than to my mother's; for
+to keep it in its would-be state of beauty I was subjected to the most
+interminable and occasionally the most painful combing ordeals,
+especially those with the fine comb. If I had been called upon at the
+time to name the medieval instruments of torture, the "fine comb"
+would have stood among those at the head of my list. Until the blood
+came there was no thought of stopping. The following day the scarcely
+healed spot was again scrutinized with suspicious eye, and thus one
+torture was followed by another. To be sure, if, as may be possible, I
+owe it to this procedure that I still have a fairly good head of hair,
+I did not suffer in vain, and I humbly apologize.
+
+This careful treatment of my scalp was accompanied by an equally
+painstaking treatment of my complexion, and this painful care also
+showed a tendency to apply too drastic remedies. If my skin was
+chapped by the east wind or the severe heat of the sun, my mother was
+immediately at hand with a slice of lemon as an unfailing remedy. And
+it always helped. Cold cream and such things would have been more to
+my fancy and would doubtless have accomplished the same end. But my
+mother showed the same relentlessness toward herself, and one who
+valiantly leads the way into the battle may properly command others to
+follow.
+
+During the time that we occupied the rented apartment I became seven
+years of age, just old enough to retain all sorts of things; and yet I
+remember exceedingly little from that period, in fact but two events.
+These I probably recall because a vivid color impression helped me to
+retain them. One of the events was a great fire, in which the barns
+outside the Eheinsberg Gate burned down. However, I must state in
+advance that it was not the burning of the barns that impressed itself
+upon my memory, but a scene that took place immediately before my
+eyes, one only incidentally occasioned by the fire, which I did not
+see at all. On that day my parents were at a small dinner party, clear
+at the other end of the city. When the company was suddenly apprised
+of the news that all the barns were on fire, my mother, who was a very
+nervous person, immediately felt certain that her children could not
+escape death in the flames, or were at least in grave danger of losing
+their lives. Being completely carried away by this idea she rushed
+from the table, down the long Frederick William street, and without
+hat or cloak, and with her hair half tumbled down in her mad chase,
+burst into our large front room and found us, snatched out of bed and
+wrapped in blankets, sitting around on cushions and footstools. On
+catching sight of us she screamed aloud for joy and then fell in a
+swoon. When, the next moment, various people, the landlord's family
+among others, came in with candles in their hands, the whole picture
+which the room presented received a dazzling light, especially the
+dark red brocade dress of my mother and the black hair that fell down
+over it, and this red and black with the flickering candles round
+about--all this I have retained to the present hour.
+
+The other picture, or let me say, rather, the second little occurrence
+that still lives in my memory, was entirely devoid of dramatic
+elements, but color again came to my assistance. This time it was
+yellow, instead of red. During the interim year my father made
+frequent journeys to Berlin. Once, say, in the month of November, the
+sunset colors were already gleaming through the trees on the city
+ramparts, as I stood down in our doorway watching my father as he put
+on his driving gloves with a certain aplomb and then suddenly sprang
+upon the front seat of his small calash. My mother was there also.
+"Really the boy might go along," said my father. I pricked up my ears,
+rejoiced in my little soul, which even then longed eagerly for
+anything a little out of the ordinary and likely to give me the
+shivers. My mother consented immediately, a thing which can be
+explained only on the assumption that she expected her darling child
+with the beautiful blond locks to make a good impression upon my
+grandfather, whose home was the goal of the journey. "Very well," she
+said, "take the boy along. But first I will put a warm coat on him."
+"Not necessary; I'll put him in the footbag." And, surely enough, I
+was hauled up into the carriage and put just as I was into the footbag
+lying on the front of the carriage, which was entirely open, with not
+even a leather apron stretched across it. If a stone got in our way or
+we received a jolt there was nothing to keep me from being thrown out.
+But this notion did not for a single moment disturb my pleasure. At a
+quick trot we rolled along through Alt-Ruppin toward Cremmen, and long
+before we reached this place, which was about half way along the
+journey, the stars came out and grew brighter and brighter and more
+and more sparkling. I gazed enraptured at this splendor and no sleep
+came to my eyes. Never since have I traveled with such delight; it
+seemed as though we were journeying to heaven. Toward eight o 'clock
+in the morning our carriage drove up before my grandfather's house.
+Let me here insert the remark that my grandfather, with the help of
+his three wives, whom he had married a number of years apart, had
+risen first from a drawing teacher to a private secretary, and then,
+what was still more significant, had recently advanced to the dignity
+of a well-to-do property owner in Berlin. To be sure, only in the
+Little Hamburg street. The art of living implied in this achievement
+was not transmitted to any of his sons or grandsons.
+
+We climbed the stairs and entered the door. Here we were greeted by a
+homely idyl. Pierre Barthélemy and his third wife--an excellent woman,
+whom I later learned to esteem very highly--were just sitting at
+breakfast. Everything looked very cozy. On the table was a service of
+Dresden china, and among the cups and pitchers I noticed a neat blue
+and white figured open-work bread basket with Berlin milk rolls in it.
+The rolls then were different from now, much larger and circular in
+shape, baked a light brown and yet crisp. Over the sofa hung a large
+oil portrait of my grandfather, just recently painted, by Professor
+Wachs. It was very good and full of life, but I should have forgotten
+the expressive face and perhaps the whole scene of the visit, if it
+had not been for the black and sulphur-yellow striped vest, which
+Pierre Barthélemy, as I was later informed, regularly wore, and which,
+in consequence, occupied a considerable portion of the picture hanging
+above his head.
+
+It goes without saying that we shared in the breakfast, and the
+grandparents, well-bred people that they were, did not show so very
+plainly that, on the whole, the visit, with its to-be-expected
+business negotiations, was for them in reality a disturbance. True,
+there was all day long not a sign of tenderness toward me, so that I
+was heartily glad when we started back home in the evening. Not until
+a great deal later was I able to see that the coolness with which I
+was received was not meant for poor little me, but, as already
+indicated, for my father. I merely had to suffer with him. To such an
+extremely solid character as my grandfather the self-assured,
+man-of-the-world tone of his son, who by a clever business stroke had
+acquired a feeling of independence and comfortable circumstances, was
+so disagreeable and oppressive, that my blond locks, on whose
+impression my mother had counted with such certainty, failed utterly
+to exert their charm.
+
+I have already remarked that such excursions to Berlin occurred
+frequently in those days, but still more frequent were journeys into
+the provinces, because it was incumbent upon my father to look about
+for a new apothecary's shop to buy. If he had had his way about it he
+doubtless would never have changed this state of affairs and would
+have declared the interim permanent. For, whereas his passion for
+gaming was in reality forced upon him by his need to kill time, he had
+by nature a genuine passion for his horse and carriage, and to drive
+around in the world the whole of life in search of an apothecary's
+shop, without being able to find one, would have been, I presume, just
+the ideal occupation for him. But he saw that it was out of the
+question; a few years of travel would have consumed his means. So he
+only took great care to guard against too hasty purchases, and that
+answered the same purpose. The more critically he proceeded the longer
+he could continue his journeys and provide new quarters every evening
+for his beloved white horse, which, by the way, was a charming animal.
+I say "his white horse," for he was more concerned about good quarters
+for the horse than for himself. And so, for three-fourths of a year,
+till Christmas, 1826, he was on the road a great deal, not to say
+most, of the time, covering, to be sure, quite an extensive territory,
+which, beside the Province of Brandenburg, included Saxony, Thuringia,
+and finally Pomerania.
+
+In later life this period of travel was a favorite topic of
+conversation with my father, and likewise with my mother, who
+ordinarily assumed a rather indifferent attitude toward the favorite
+themes of my father. That she made an exception in this case was due
+in part to the fact that during his journeyings my father had written
+to his young wife many "love letters," which as letters it was my
+mother's chief delight to ridicule, so long as she lived. "For I would
+have you know, children," she was wont to say, "I still have your
+father's love letters; one always keeps such charming things. One of
+these I even know by heart, at least the beginning. The letter came
+from Eisleben, and in it your father wrote to me: 'I arrived here this
+afternoon and have found very good quarters. Also for the horse, whose
+neck and shoulders are somewhat galled. However, I will not write you
+today about that, but about the fact that this is the place where
+Martin Luther was born on the 10th of November, 1483, nine years
+before the discovery of America.' There you have your father as a
+lover. You see, he would have been qualified to publish a _Letter
+Writer_."
+
+All this was said by my mother not only with considerable seriousness,
+but also, unfortunately, with bitterness. It always grieved her that
+my father, much as he loved her, had never shown the slightest
+familiarity with the ways of tenderness.
+
+The travels, which were kept up for nine months, were finally directed
+eastward toward the mouth of the Oder. Shortly before Christmas my
+father set out by stage coach, to save his horse from the hardships of
+winter travel, and when he arrived in Swinemünde the thermometer stood
+at 15° below zero, Fahrenheit. The cognac in his bottle was frozen to
+a lump of ice. He was so much the more warmly received by the widow
+Geisler, who, inasmuch as her husband had died the previous year,
+desired to sell her apothecary's shop as quickly as possible. And the
+sale was made. In the letter announcing the conclusion of the
+transaction was this passage: "We now have a new home in the province
+of Pomerania, Pomerania, of which false notions are frequently held;
+for it is really a splendid province and much richer than the Mark.
+And where the people are rich is the best place to live. Swinemünde
+itself is, to be sure, unpaved, but sand is better than bad pavement,
+where the horses are always having something the matter with their
+insteps. Unfortunately the transfer is not to be made for six months,
+which I regret. But I must be doing something again, must have an
+occupation once more."
+
+Three days after the arrival of this letter he was home again himself.
+We were dragged out of bed, heavy with sleep, and called upon to
+rejoice that we were to go to Swinemünde.
+
+To me the word represented but a strange sound....
+
+When we arrived in Swinemünde, in the summer of 1827, it seemed an
+ugly hole, and yet, on the other hand, a place of very rare charm,
+for, in spite of the dullness of the majority of its streets, it had
+that peculiar liveliness that commerce and navigation produce. It
+depended altogether upon what part of the city one chose as a point of
+observation, whether one's judgment was one thing or its opposite,
+favorable or unfavorable. If one chose the Church Square, surrounded
+by houses, among which was our apothecary's shop, one could find
+little of good to say, although the chief street ran past there. But
+if one forsook the inner city and went down to the "River," as the
+Swine was regularly called, his hitherto unfavorable opinion was
+converted into its opposite. Here ran along the river, for nearly a
+mile, the "Bulwark," as poetic a riverside street as one could
+imagine. The very fact that here everything was kept to medium
+proportions, and there was nowhere anything to recall the grandeur of
+the really great commercial centres, these very medium dimensions gave
+everything an exceedingly attractive appearance, to which only a
+hypochondriac, or a person wholly unappreciative of the charms of form
+and color, could fail to respond. To be sure, this "Bulwark" street
+was not everywhere the same, indeed some parts of it left much to be
+desired, especially those up the river; but from the cross street
+which began at the corner of our house and led off at right angles
+one could find refreshment of spirit in the pictures that presented
+themselves, step by step, as one followed the course of the river.
+Here ran out from the sloping bank into the river a number of board
+rafts, some smaller, some larger, floating benches upon which, from
+early morning on, one saw maids at work washing clothes, always in
+cheerful conversation with one another, or with the sailors who leaned
+lazily over the street wall watching them. These rafts, which with the
+figures upon them produced a most picturesque effect, were called
+"clappers," and were used, especially by strangers and summer guests,
+for orientation and description of location. E.g. "He lives down by
+Klempin's clapper," or "opposite Jahnke's clapper." Between the rafts
+or wash benches were regular spaces devoted to piers, and here the
+majority of the ships were moored, in the winter often three or four
+rows. The crews were on shore at this time, and the only evidence that
+the vessels were not wholly unguarded was a column of smoke rising
+from the kitchen stovepipes, or, more often, a spitz-dog sitting on a
+mound of sailcloth, if not on the top of his kennel, and barking at
+the passersby. Then in the spring, when the Swine was again free from
+ice, everything began at once, as though by magic, to show signs of
+life, and the activity along the river indicated that the time for
+sailing was again near. Then the ships' hulls were laid on their
+sides, the better to examine them for possible injuries, and if any
+were found, one could see the following day, at corresponding places
+along the wharf, little fires made of chips of wood and raveled-out
+bits of old hawsers, and over them tar was simmering in three-legged
+iron pots. Beside these lay whole piles of oakum. And now the process
+of calking began. Then, as noon approached, another pot, filled with
+potatoes and bacon, was shoved into the fire, and many, many a time,
+as I passed by here on my way, at this hour, I eagerly inhaled the
+appetizing vapors, not in the least disturbed by the admixture of
+pitch. Even in my old age I am still fond of regaling myself, or at
+least my nerves, with the bitumen smoke that floats through our Berlin
+streets, when they are being newly asphalted.
+
+In the spring and summer time activity was also resumed by the English
+steam dredger, which lay in the middle of the river, and upon which it
+was incumbent to clear the channel. The quantities of earth and slime
+drawn up from the bottom were emptied at a shallow place in the river
+and piled up so as to cause a little artificial island to come into
+existence. A few years later this island was covered with a rank
+growth of reeds and sedges, and in all probability it now supports
+houses and establishments of the marine station, as evidence to all
+those who saw the first third of the century, that times have changed
+and we have been growing as a world power.
+
+For half an hour at a time, when possible, I watched the work of the
+English dredger, whose engineer, an old Scotchman by the name of
+Macdonald, was a special friend of mine. Who could have told then
+that, a generation later, I should make a tour of his Scottish clan
+and, under the guidance of a Maedonald, should visit the spot on the
+island of Icolmkill, where, according to an old fiction, King Macbeth
+lies buried.
+
+I watched also, with as much interest as the dredging, the mooring of
+ships, when they came home from long voyages, some of them, such as
+the Queen Luise, a marine trading vessel, from their voyages around
+the world, which signified something in those days. My main vessel,
+however, was the Mentor, which was said to have won the victory in a
+fight with Chinese pirates. The pirates carried a long-barreled bronze
+cannon which shot better than the rough cast-iron cannons of which the
+Mentor had a few on board. Besides, the pirate boat was much swifter,
+so that our Swinemünde trader soon found itself in a bad position. But
+the captain was equal to the emergency. He had all his heavy cannons
+moved to one side of the ship, then purposely moderated his speed, in
+order to make it easier for his pursuers to catch up with him. And now
+their boat was really alongside, and the pirates were already
+preparing to climb over the side of the ship, when the captain of the
+Mentor gave the preconcerted signal and the cannons rolled with all
+force and swiftness from the one side of the ship to the other and the
+weight of the heavy guns, carrying the thin wall before them, crushed
+to pieces the boat lying below, already certain of victory, so that
+every soul on board was lost.
+
+Such stories were always in the air and were associated, not only with
+the ships lying along the "Bulwark," but occasionally also with the
+houses on the opposite side. Further down the river both the houses
+and the stories lost their charm, until, at the very end of the city,
+one came to a large building standing back from the street, which
+again aroused interest. This was the recently erected "Society House,"
+the meeting place not only for the summer bathers, but also, during
+the season, for the leading people of the city, of whom no one,
+perhaps, was more often seen there than my father. To be sure, his
+frequent visits were really not made on account of the "Society House"
+itself, least of all on account of the concerts and theatrical
+performances given in it, to say nothing of the occasional balls,--no,
+what attracted him and took him out there now and then even £or his
+morning glass, was a pavilion standing close by the "Society House,"
+in which a major with a historical name and most affable manners,
+dressed in a faultless blue frock coat with gold buttons, kept the
+bank. This was only too often the resort of my father, who, when he
+had lost a considerable sum and had correspondingly enriched the pot
+of the bank keeper, instead of being out of sorts over it, simply drew
+the inference that the keeping of the bank was a business that
+produced sure gain, and the old major with the high white neckcloth
+and the diamond pin was an extremely enviable man and, above all, one
+very worthy of emulation. In such a career one got something out of
+life. My father expressed such opinions, too, when he came home and
+sat down late to dinner. This he did once in the presence of a
+recently married sister of my mother, who was visiting in our home
+during the bathing season.
+
+"But you are not going to-do that," she replied to his remarks.
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Because there is no honor in it."
+
+"Hm, honor," he ejaculated, and began to drum upon the table with his
+fingers; but, not having the courage to argue the question, he merely
+turned his face away and left the table.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The city was very ugly and very handsome, and an equal contrast was,
+to be observed in its inhabitants, at least with respect to their
+moral qualities. Here, as in all seaports, there was a broad stratum
+of human beings day in and day out under the influence of rum and
+arrack, and they composed the main body of the population; but there
+was also, as is quite general in seaports, a society of a materially
+higher type spiritually, which overshadowed by far what one usually
+met with in those days in the small cities of the inland provinces,
+especially the Mark of Brandenburg, where the narrowest philistinism
+held sway. That these inhabitants were so thoroughly free from
+narrow-mindedness was without doubt due to a variety of causes, but
+chiefly, perhaps, to the fact that the whole population was of a
+pronounced international character. In the villages of the environs
+there still lived presumably a certain number of the descendants of
+the Wendic Pomeranian: aborigines of the days of Julin and Vineta. In
+Swinemünde itself, especially in the upper stratum of society, there
+was such a confusion of races that one came in contact with
+representatives from all the nations of Northern Europe, Swedes,
+Danes, Dutchmen, and Scotchmen, who had settled here at one time or
+another, most of them, no doubt, at the beginning of the century, the
+period when the hitherto unimportant city first began to grow and
+prosper.
+
+The number of inhabitants, at the time of our arrival, was about four
+thousand, of whom hardly a tenth were citizens of the city, and a
+still very much smaller fraction entered into consideration socially.
+What could be called, with more or less justice, the society of the
+city was composed of not more than twenty families. These twenty
+families, together with a few of the nobility, who came in from the
+country to spend the winter, formed a private club, with headquarters
+in the Olthoff Hall, and the club's membership was further enlarged,
+as was the society of the city in general, by the dependents, or
+retinue, of a few of the richest and most respected houses. These
+protégés, half of them poor relatives, half bankrupt merchants,
+were not always invited, but were, on all important convivial
+occasions, designed to produce a deep impression, and their function
+then was to submit to what the Englishmen call practical jokes,
+during the second half of the banquet, the first half being, as a
+usual thing, conspicuous for the remarkably proper conduct of the
+company. When the time arrived for this part of the program all
+bonds of pious awe were loosed and they proceeded with most daring
+experiments, which my pen hesitates to record. On one occasion one of
+these unfortunates--unfortunate because poor and dependent--had to
+suffer a jaw tooth to be pulled out with the first pair of tongs that
+could be found; but it must not be inferred that those who undertook
+the operation were necessarily rough men. It was only a case where the
+socially arrogant, who made themselves so generally conspicuous in
+those days, especially under the stimulation of wine, did not hesitate
+to take such liberties. In rich aristocratic houses in the country
+they occasionally went to even greater extremes....
+
+How did we live at our house? On the whole, well, far beyond our
+station and our means. So far as the culinary department was
+concerned, there were, to be sure, occasional strange periods; for
+example, in the summer time, when, on account of the superabundant
+yield of milk, the star of milk soup reigned supreme. Then everybody
+struck, feigning lack of appetite.
+
+But these were only exceptional conditions, of short duration.
+Ordinarily we were well and very sensibly fed, a thing which we owed
+less to our mother than to our housekeeper, a Miss Schröder. Before
+going any further I must tell about her. When we reached Swinemünde my
+mother was still in Berlin taking treatment for her nerves, so that my
+father was immediately confronted with the question, who should manage
+the household in the interim. There were no local newspapers, so he
+had to inquire around orally. After a few days a letter was brought by
+messenger from the head forester's lodge at Pudagla, inquiring whether
+the head forester's sister might offer us her services. She had
+learned housekeeping in her brother's home. My father answered
+immediately in the affirmative and for two days rejoiced in the
+thought of being able to take into his home as housekeeper a sister of
+a head forester, and from Pudagla, to boot. That afforded relief; he
+felt honored. On the third day the Schröder girl drove up to our house
+and was received by my father. He declared later that he had kept his
+countenance, but I am not quite sure of it, in spite of the
+possibility that his good heart and his politeness may have made the
+victory over himself easier. The good Schröder girl, be it said, was a
+pendant to the "princess with the death's head," who came to notice in
+Berlin at about this time. What had caused the misfortune of the
+latter (who was restored to her original appearance by Dieffenbach, by
+a plastic surgical treatment, since become famous), I do not know. In
+the case of the Schröder girl, however, it was the smallpox. Now what
+is smallpox? Everybody has seen persons who have been afflicted with
+smallpox, and has considered the expression, "the devil has threshed
+peas on his or her face," more or less apt. At least the expression
+has become proverbial. In this case, however, the proverbial phrase,
+if applied, would have been mere glossing over, for the Schröder girl
+had, not pits the size of peas, but scars half as broad as your hand,
+a spectacle, the like of which I have never again encountered. Yet, as
+already said, a contract was entered into, and a happier one was never
+closed. The Schröder girl was a treasure, and when my mother came home
+six weeks later she said: "You did well to take her, Louis; disfigured
+as she is, her eyes have been spared, and they tell one that she is
+faithful and reliable. And she is safe from love affairs, and we with
+her. With her we shall have only pleasant experiences."
+
+And so it proved. So long as we remained in Swinemünde the Schröder
+girl remained in our house, loved and respected by old and young, not
+least of all by my father, who gave her particular credit for her
+sense of justice and her candor, in spite of the fact that he
+occasionally had to suffer severely because of these two qualities.
+She was always waging war against him. In the first place, out of love
+for my mother, for whom she came to be an eloquent advocate, in spite
+of the fact that my mother was thoroughly able to defend herself, in
+accordance with her maxim, "The best defense is a blow." In the second
+place, she was the mistress of the pantry, which was intrusted to her
+with most plenary powers, and my father was always undertaking
+pillaging expeditions against it, not only to satisfy his own personal
+wants, which she might have tolerated, even though he was capable of
+consuming half a veal roast for his breakfast, without thinking
+anything about it; but she objected strenuously to his raids for the
+benefit of his pet chickens, dogs, and cats. We had two cats, Peter
+and Petrine. Peter, also called Peter the Great, who might have been
+mistaken for a young jaguar, was his special pet, and when this
+beautiful animal followed him, purring, into the pantry, and he always
+followed, there was no end to the dainty morsels given him. The best
+was none too good. This wanton waste made the Schröder girl, faithful
+soul that she was, fly into a rage, for she often saw her plans for
+dinner completely upset.
+
+In the house she was indeed a treasure, but for us children,
+especially me, she was even more than that, she was a real blessing.
+The training we received from our parents advanced by fits and starts;
+sometimes there was training and again there was none, and never any
+thought of continuity. But the Schröder girl supplied the continuity.
+She had no favorites, never allowed herself to be outwitted, and knew
+just how to handle each one of us. As for me, she knew that I was
+good-natured, but sensitive, proud, and under the control of a certain
+degree of megalomania. These bad inclinations she wished to hold in
+check, and so said to me times without number: "Yes, you think you are
+a marvelous fellow, but you are only a childish boy, just like the
+rest of them, only at times a bit worse. You always want to play the
+young gentleman, but young gentlemen don't lick honey from their
+plates, or at least don't deny it if they have done so, in fact they
+never tell lies. Not long ago I heard you prating about honor, but I
+want to tell you, _that_ doesn't look to me like honor." She insisted
+upon truthfulness, treated boasting with fine ridicule, and was chary
+of compliments. But when she did praise it was effective. She did me
+many a good turn, and not until late in life, when I was past fifty,
+did I meet another woman, this time an elderly lady, who exerted such
+an educational influence upon me. Even now I am still taking lessons
+and learn from people who are young enough to be my grandchildren.
+
+Thus much about the good Schröder girl, and after this digression in
+memory of her I ask once more: "Well, how did we live?" I propose to
+show how we lived, by means of a series of pictures, and in order to
+introduce order and clarity into the description it will be well to
+divide our life as we lived it into two halves, a summer life and a
+winter life.
+
+First, then, there was the summer life. About the middle of June we
+regularly had the house full of visitors; for my mother, in accordance
+with the old custom, still kept in touch with her relatives, a trait
+which we children only very imperfectly inherited from her. But let it
+be understood, she kept in touch with her relatives, not to derive
+advantages from them, but to bestow advantages. She was incredibly
+generous, and there were times when we, after we had grown up, asked
+ourselves the question, which passion really threatened us most, the
+gaming passion of our father, or the giving and presenting passion of
+our mother. But we finally discovered the answer to the question. What
+our father did was simply money thrown away, whereas the excessive
+amounts given away by our mother were always unselfishly given and
+carried with them a quiet blessing. No doubt a certain desire to be,
+so far as possible, a _grande dame_, if only in a very small degree,
+had something to do with it, but then all our doings show some
+elements of human weakness. Later in life, when we talked with her
+about these things, she said: "Certainly, I might have refrained from
+doing many things. We spent far more than our income. But I said to
+myself: 'What there is will be spent anyhow, and so it is better for
+it to go my way than the other.'"
+
+These summer months, from the middle of June on, were often made
+especially charming by the numbers of visitors in our home, mostly
+young women relatives from Berlin, who were both cheerful and
+talkative. The household was then completely changed, for weeks at a
+time, and, the hatchet being temporarily buried, merriment and playing
+of sly tricks, with occasional boisterous pranks, became the order of
+the day. The most brilliant performer in the fun-making competitions
+that frequently arose was always my father himself. He was, as
+handsome men often are, the absolute opposite of Don Juan, and proud
+of his virtue. But by as much as he was unlike Don Juan, he was
+charming as a Gascon, when it came to a spirited discussion of pert
+and often most daring themes, with young ladies, of whom he made but
+one requirement, that they be handsome, otherwise it was not worth his
+while. I inherited from him this inclination to enter into subtle
+discussions with ladies, in a jesting tone; indeed I have ever carried
+this inclination over into my style of writing, and when I read
+corresponding scenes in my novels and short stories it once in awhile
+seems to me as though I heard my father speaking. Except with this
+difference, that I fall far short of his felicitousness, as people who
+had known him in his prime often told me, when he was over severity
+and I was correspondingly along in years. I have frequently been
+addressed in some such way as this: "Now see here, you do very well,
+when you have your good days, but you can't compete with your father."
+And that was certainly true. His small talk, born of bonhomie and at
+the same time enlivened with fantastic lawyerly artifice, was simply
+irresistible, even when dealing with business matters, in which as a
+rule heartiness has no place. And yet his remarks on money matters had
+a lasting effect, so that none of us children ever cherished the
+slightest feeling of bitterness on account of his most remarkable
+financial operations. My mother, however, was of too different a
+nature to be easily converted or carried away by his social graces.
+These matters were to her most repugnant when treated lightly and
+jestingly. "Whatever is serious is not funny, that's all." But she
+never disputed the fact that, as a happy humorist, he always succeeded
+in drawing people over to his side, though she never failed to add:
+"unfortunately."
+
+And now let us return to the summer visitors in our home. At times it
+was rather difficult to furnish continual rounds of entertainment for
+the young women, and would perhaps have proved impossible, if it had
+not been for the horses. Almost every afternoon, when the weather was
+good, the carriage drove up to our door, and such days during the
+bathing season, when we were often almost completely overwhelmed with
+visitors, were probably the only times when my mother, without in the
+least sacrificing her fundamental convictions, was temporarily
+reconciled to the existence of horse and carriage. Whoever knows
+Swinemünde, and there are many who do know the place, is aware of the
+fact that one is never embarrassed there for a beautiful spot to visit
+on afternoon drives, and even in those days this was as true as it is
+today. There was the trip along the beach to Heringsdorf, or, on the
+other side, out to the moles; but the most popular drives, because
+they afforded protection from the sun, were those back into the
+country, either through the dense beech forest toward Corswant, or
+better still to the village of Camminke, situated near the Haff of
+Stettin and the Golm (mountain). There was a much frequented
+skittle-alley there, where women played as well as men. I myself liked
+to stand by the splintery lath trough, in which the skittle-boy rolled
+back the balls. My only reason for choosing this position was because
+I had heard a short time before that one of the players at this very
+alley, in catching a ball as it rolled to him, had run a long lath
+splinter under the nail of his index finger. That had made such an
+impression on me that I always stood there shuddering for fear of a
+repetition of the accident, which fortunately did not occur. When I
+finally grew tired of waiting I stepped through a lattice gate, always
+hanging aslant and always creaky, into a garden plot running along
+close by the skittle-alley and parallel with it. It was a genuine
+peasant's garden, with touch-me-nots and mignonette in bloom, and in
+one place the mallows grew so tall that they formed a lane. Then when
+the sun went down behind the forest the Golm, which lay to the west,
+was bathed in red light, and the metal ball on its tall pillar looked
+down, like a sphere of gold, upon the village and the skittle-garden.
+Myriads of mosquitoes hung in the air, and the bumble bees flew back
+and forth between the box-edged beds.
+
+Our visitors usually left at the beginning of August, and when
+September came the last of the hotel guests departed from the city.
+If anybody chose to remain longer it was inconvenient for the
+landlords, in which connection the following scene occurred. A man, a
+Berliner of course, on returning to his hotel, after accompanying some
+departing friends to their steamer, sat down leisurely by his host and
+hostess, rubbed his hands together, and said: "Well, Hoppensack, at
+last the Berliners are all gone, or at least nearly all of them; now
+we shall have a good time, now it will be cozy." He expected, of
+course, that the host and hostess would agree with him most heartily.
+But instead of that he found himself looking into long faces. Finally
+he screwed up his courage and asked why they were so indifferent.
+"Why, good heavens, Mr. Schünemann," said Hoppensack, "a recorder and
+his wife came to us the last of May and now it is almost the middle of
+September. We want to be alone again, you see." As Mrs. Hoppensack
+nodded approvingly, there was nothing left for Schünemann to do but to
+depart himself the next day.
+
+Not long after the last summer guests had gone the equinoctial storms
+set in, and, if it was a bad year, they lasted on into November. First
+the chestnuts fell, then the tiles rattled down from the roof, and
+from the eaves-troughs, always placed with their outlets close by
+bedroom windows, the rain splashed noisily down into the yard. In the
+course of time, scattered clouds sailed across the clearing sky and
+the air turned cold. Everybody felt the chilliness, and all day long
+there was an old woodchopper at work in the shed. My father would
+often go down to see him, take the ax and split wood for him a
+half-hour at a time.
+
+Social activities were at a standstill during these late autumn days.
+People were recovering from the strain of the summer season and
+storing up strength for winter entertainments. Before these began
+there was an interregnum of several weeks, the slaughtering and baking
+times, the latter coinciding with the Christmas period. First came
+the slaughtering of geese. A regular household without a goose-killing
+time could hardly have been thought of. Many things had to be taken
+into account. First of all, perhaps, were the feathers to make new
+beds, which were always needed for guest chambers; but the chief
+concern were the smoked goose-breasts, almost as important articles as
+the hams and sides of bacon hanging in the chimney. Shortly before St.
+Martin's day, if enough geese had been collected to supply the needs,
+they were penned up for fattening, in the court, which gave rise to a
+horrible cackling, well calculated to rob us of our night's rest for a
+whole week. But a day was straightway set for the beginning of the
+feast, about the middle of November. In the court, in a lean-to built
+near the end of the house, and, strange to say, with a dove-cote over
+it, was the servants' room, in which, beside the cook, two house-maids
+slept, provided always they did any sleeping. The coachman was
+supposed, according to a rule of the house, to occupy the straw-loft,
+but was happy to forego the independence of these quarters, which went
+with his position, preferring by his presence to crowd still worse the
+already crowded space of the servants' room, in full accord with
+Schiller's lines,
+
+
+ "Room is in the smallest hovel
+ For a happy, loving pair."
+
+
+But when goose-killing time came it meant a very considerable further
+overcrowding, for on the evening that the massacring was to begin
+there was added to the number of persons usually quartered in the
+servants' room a special force of old women, four or five in number,
+who at other times earned a living at washing or weeding.
+
+Then the sacrificial festivities began, always late in the evening.
+Through the wide-open door--open, because otherwise it would not have
+been possible to endure the stifling air--the stars shone into the
+smoky room, which was dimly lighted by a tallow candle, with always a
+thief in the candle. Near the door stood in a semi-circle the five
+slaughter priestesses, each with a goose between her knees, and as
+they bored holes through the skullcaps of the poor fowls, with sharp
+kitchen knives--a procedure, the necessity of which I have never
+understood--they sang all sorts of folk-songs, the text of which
+formed a strange contrast, as well to the murderous act as to the
+mournful melody. At least one had to suppose this to be the case, for
+the maids, who sat on the edge of the bed with their guest from the
+straw-loft between them, followed the folksongs with never-ending
+merriment, and at the passages that sounded specially mournful they
+even burst into cheers. Both my parents were morally strict, and they
+often discussed the question, whether there were not some way to put a
+stop to this insolent conduct, but they finally gave it up. My father
+had a lurking suspicion that such a custom had existed in antiquity,
+and, after he-had looked the matter up, said: "It is a repetition of
+ancient conditions, the Roman saturnalia, or, what amounts to the same
+thing, a case where the servants temporarily lord it over the
+so-called lords." When he had thus classified the occurrence
+historically he was satisfied, the more so as the maids always amused
+him the following morning by lowering their eyes in a most unusually
+modest fashion. Then he would make fantastically extravagant remarks,
+as though _Gil Blas_ had been his favorite book. That was not the
+case, however. He read Walter Scott exclusively, for which I am
+grateful to him even to this day, since, even then, a few crumbs fell
+from his table for me. His favorite among all the works was _Quintin
+Durward_, probably on account of its French subject.
+
+I have here further to add that the terrors of this goose-killing time
+were by no means ended with the slaughter night and the mournful
+melodies. On the contrary, they lasted at least three or four days
+longer, for the slaughtering time was also the time when the giblets
+dressed with goose-blood were served daily at our table, a dish which,
+according to the Pomeranian view, stands unrivaled in the realm of
+cookery. Furthermore my father considered it his duty to support the
+view peculiar to this region, and, when the great steaming platter
+appeared, would say: "Ah, that is fine! Just eat some of this; it is
+the black soup of the Spartans, full of strength and stamina." But I
+observed that he, along with the rest of us, picked out the dried
+fruit and almond dumplings, leaving the nourishing gravy for the
+servants outside, above all for the slaughtering and mourning women,
+who by their boring operations had established the most legitimate
+claim to it.
+
+About a fortnight later came the pig-killing, toward which my feeling
+remained exactly the same as on that occasion when, hardly seven
+years of age, I had fled from the city toward Alt-Ruppin, in
+order to escape, not only the spectacle, but a whole gamut of
+ear-and-heart-rending sounds. But I had meanwhile grown out of
+childhood into boyhood, and a boy, whether he will or no, feels
+honor-bound manfully to take everything that comes along, even if his
+own deepest nature revolts against it. That the prospect of rice
+pudding with raisins in it was a contributing factor in this comedy of
+bravery, I am unable to say, for fond as I am of good things to eat, I
+was always, during the weeks just preceding Christmas, half upset by
+the smell of hot grease that drifted through the house. At least I
+never had what could be called a really good appetite during this
+period, despite the fact that it would have been particularly worth
+while just then. Especially would such have been the case when, as
+usually happened about the first of December, a stag was sent in from
+the chief forester's and was hung up, eviscerated, as game usually is,
+against the gable end of the servants' house. Day after day the cook
+would go to this horrible gable ornament and cut out, first the
+haunch, then the shoulders and legs, with the result that we always
+heaved a sigh of relief when the glory of this venison was a thing of
+the past.
+
+A far happier time was the baking week, which began with spice-nuts
+and sugar cookies, and ended with bretzels, wreath-cakes, and cakes
+baked on tins. Not only were we admitted to the bakeroom, where there
+was a most alluring odor of bitter almonds and grated lemons; we also
+received, as a foretaste of Christmas, a bountiful supply of little
+cake-rolls, baked especially for us children. "I know," said my
+mother, "that the children will upset their stomachs eating them, but
+even that is better than that they should be restricted to too low a
+diet. They shall have joyful holiday feeling during all these days,
+and nothing can give it to them better than holiday cakes." There is
+something in that view, and it may be absolutely right if the children
+are thoroughly robust. But we were not so robust that the principle
+could be applied to us without modification. And so, about Christmas
+time, I was always much given to crying.
+
+On New Year's Eve there was a club ball, which I, being the oldest
+child, was allowed to witness. I took my position in one corner of the
+hall and looked on with vacillating feelings. When the dancing couples
+whirled past me I was happy, on the one hand, because I was permitted
+to stand there as a sort of guest and share in the pleasure with my
+eyes, and yet, on the other hand, I was unhappy, because I was merely
+an onlooker instead of a participator in the dance. My personal
+insignificance weighed heavy upon me, doubly heavy because of the
+gastric condition I was regularly in at this reason, and it continued
+so until the nightwatchman, wrapped in his long blue cloak, came into
+the hall at midnight and, after blowing a preliminary signal on his
+horn, wished everybody a happy New Year. Then, as if by magic, my
+feeling of sentimentality vanished entirely, and I was carried away by
+the comic grotesqueness of the scene, and soon regained my freedom and
+buoyancy of spirit.
+
+Just about this time social activities began, taking the form of a
+series of weekly feasts, many of which resembled that of Belshazzar,
+in so far as a spirit hand was at the very time writing the bankruptcy
+of the host upon the wall. However, my knowledge of the details of
+these feasts was derived only from hearsay. But any special banquets,
+whether great or small, that fell to the lot of our own house I saw
+with my own eyes and it is about these that I now propose to tell.
+
+When it came our turn to entertain, the whole house was pervaded with
+a feeling of solemnity, which had a certain similarity to the feeling
+at the time of a wedding. Furthermore, a parallel to the tripartite
+division into wedding-eve celebration, wedding day, and the day after,
+appeared in the form of preparation day, real feast-day, and eating of
+the remnants. Which of these three days deserved the prize may remain
+an open question, but I am inclined to believe I liked the first the
+best. To be sure, it was unepicurean and called for much
+self-restraint, but it was rich in anticipation of glorious things to
+come.
+
+On this day of preparation the widow Gaster, a celebrated cook, came
+to our house, as she did to all other houses on similar occasions. Her
+personal appearance united complacence with dignity, and by virtue of
+this latter quality she was received with respect and unlimited
+confidence. Because of a dislike, easily understood, for all the
+things she had to prepare day in and day out, especially sweets, she
+lived-almost exclusively on red wine, deriving the little other
+sustenance she needed from the vapors of hot grease, with which she
+was continually surrounded. Her arrival at our house was always a
+signal for me to plant myself near the kitchen, where everything that
+took place could be observed and, incidentally, admired. It was always
+her first task to bake a tree-cake on a spit. She kept a record of all
+the tree-cakes she baked, and when the number reached a thousand the
+housewives of Swinemünde gave her a well-deserved feast in celebration
+of the achievement. To be sure, tree-cakes are to be had even today,
+but they are degenerations, weak, spongy, and pale-cheeked, whereas in
+those days they had a happy firmness, which in the most successful
+specimens rose to crispness, accompanied by a scale of colors running
+from the darkest ocher to the brightest yellow. It always gave me
+great pleasure to watch a tree-cake come into being. Toward the back
+wall of a huge fireplace stood a low half-dome, built of bricks, the
+top projecting forward like a roof, the bottom slanting toward the
+back. Along this slanting part was built a narrow charcoal fire about
+four feet long and by it were placed two small iron supports, upon
+which a roasting spit was laid, with a contrivance for turning it.
+However, the spit resting upon the supports proved to be something
+more than a mere rod. In fact the spit itself was run lengthwise
+through a hollow wooden cone, which had a covering of greased paper
+over its outer surface, and the purpose of which was to form a core
+for the tree-cake. Then, with a tin spoon fastened upon a long stick,
+the cook began to pour on a thin batter, which at first dripped off in
+a way that made the method of application appear futile, and this
+continued for a considerable length of time. But from the moment that
+the batter became more consistent, and the dripping slower, hope began
+to revive, and in a few hours the splendidly browned and copiously
+jagged tree-cake was taken off the wooden cone. All this had a
+symbolical significance. The successful completion of this _pièce de
+résistance_ inspired confidence in the success of the feast itself.
+The tree-cake cast the horoscope, so to speak, of the whole affair.
+
+I shall pass over the kitchen activities on the day of the
+entertainment and describe instead the feast itself. Along extension
+table was moved into my mother's parlor--the only room available for
+the purpose--and soon stood well set in front of the moire sofa with
+the three hundred silver studs. The guests were not seated at the
+table till the candles were lit. The man who presided over the banquet
+always sat with his back toward the Schinkel mirror, whereas all the
+other guests could, with little or no inconvenience, observe
+themselves in the glass.
+
+So far as I can recall they were always gentlemen's dinner parties,
+with twelve or fourteen persons, and only on rare occasions did my
+mother appear at the table, then usually accompanied by her sister,
+who often visited us for months at a time in the winter season and was
+in those days still very young and handsome. It was always a specially
+difficult matter to assign her a suitable place, and only when old Mr.
+von Flemming and Privy Councillor Kind were present was she in any
+degree safe from extremely ardent attentions. It was almost impossible
+to protect her from such attentions. The men had respect for virtue,
+perhaps, though I have my doubts even about that, but virtuous airs
+were considered in bad taste, and where was the line to be drawn
+between reality and appearance? That the ladies retired from the table
+toward the end of the meal and appeared again only for a brief quarter
+of an hour to do the honors at coffee, goes without saying.
+
+I have spoken above of the culinary art of good Mrs. Gaster, but in
+spite of that art the bill of fare was really simple, especially in
+comparison with the luxury prevalent nowadays at dinner parties.
+Simple, I say, and yet stable. No man was willing to fall behind a set
+standard, nor did he care to go beyond it. The soup was followed by a
+fish course, and that, without fail, by French turnips and smoked
+goose-breast. Then came a huge roast, and finally a sweet dish, with
+fruits, spice-cakes, and Königsberg marchpane. An almost greater
+simplicity prevailed with respect to the wines. After the soup sherry
+was passed. Then a red wine of moderate price and moderate quality
+gained the ascendant and held sway till coffee was served. So the
+peculiar feature of these festivities did not lie in the materials
+consumed, but, strange to say, in a certain spiritual element, in the
+tone that prevailed. This varied considerably, when we take into
+account the beginning and the end. The beginning was marked by toasts
+in fine style, and occasionally, especially if the feast was at the
+same time a family party--a birthday celebration or something of the
+sort--there were even verses, which from the point of view of
+regularity of form and cleverness of ideas left nothing to be desired.
+Only recently I found among my father's papers some of these literary
+efforts and was astonished to see how good they were. Humor, wit, and
+playing on words were never lacking. There were special occasions when
+even deep emotion, was expressed and then those who were farthest from
+having a proper feeling, but nearest to a state of delirium, arose
+regularly from their seats and marched up to the speaker to embrace
+and kiss him. This kissing scene always denoted the beginning of the
+second half of the feast. The further the dinner advanced the freer
+became the conversation, and, when it had reached the stage where all
+feeling of restraint was cast aside, the most insolent and often the
+rudest badgering was indulged in, or, if for any reason this was not
+allowed, the company began to rally certain individuals, or, as we
+might say, began to poke fun at them. One of the choicest victims of
+this favorite occupation of the whole round table was my papa. It had
+long been known that when it was a question of conversation he had
+three hobbies, viz., personal ranks and decorations in the Prussian
+State, the population of all cities and hamlets according to the
+latest census, and the names and ducal titles of the French marshals,
+including an unlimited number of Napoleonic anecdotes, the latter
+usually in the original. Occasionally this original version was
+disputed from the point of view of sentence structure and grammar,
+whereupon my father, when driven into a corner, would reply with
+imperturbable repose: "My French feeling tells me that it must be
+thus, thus and not otherwise," a declaration which naturally served
+but to increase the hilarity.
+
+Yes, indeed, Napoleon and his marshals! My father's knowledge in this
+field was simply stupendous, and I wager there was not in that day a
+single historian, nor is there any now, who, so far as French war
+stories and personal anecdotes of the period from Marengo to Waterloo
+are concerned, would have been in any sense of the word qualified to
+enter into competition with him. Where he got all his material is an
+enigma to me. The only explanation I can offer is that he had in his
+memory a pigeonhole, into which fell naturally everything he found
+that appealed to his passion, in his constant reading of journals and
+miscellanies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When we had been safely lodged, at Midsummer, 1827, in the house with
+the gigantic roof and the wooden eavestrough, into which my father
+could easily lay his hand, this question immediately presented itself:
+"What is to become of the children now? To what school shall we send
+them?" If my mother had been there a solution of the problem would
+doubtless have been found, one that would have had due regard for what
+was befitting our station, at least, if not for what we should learn.
+But since my mama, as already stated, had remained in Berlin to
+receive treatment for her nerves, the decision rested with my father,
+and he settled the matter in short order, presumably after some such
+characteristic soliloquy as follows: "The city has only one school,
+the city school, and as the city school is the only one, it is
+consequently the best." No sooner thought than done. Before a week was
+passed I was a pupil of the city school. About the school I remember
+very little, only that there was a large room with a blackboard,
+stifling air in spite of the fact that the windows were always open,
+and an endless number of boys in baize and linen jackets, unkempt and
+barefoot, or in wooden shoes, which made a fearful noise. It was very
+sad. But even then, as unfortunately in later years, I had so few
+pleasing illusions about going to school that the conditions
+previously described to me did not appear specially dreadful when I
+became personally acquainted with them. I simply supposed that things
+had to be thus. But toward autumn, when my mother arrived on the scene
+and saw me coming home from school with the wooden-shoe boys, she was
+beside herself and cast an anxious glance at my hair, which she
+doubtless thought she could not well trust in such company. She then
+had one of her heart-to-heart talks with my father, who was probably
+told that he had again taken only himself into consideration. That
+same day my withdrawal from school was announced to Rector Beda, who
+lived diagonally across the street from us. He was not angry at the
+announcement, declared, on the contrary, to my mother that "he had
+really been surprised. * * *" Thus far all was well. Just criticism
+had been exercised and action had been taken in accord with it. But
+now that it was necessary to find something better to substitute for
+the school, even my mother was at her wits' end. Teachers seemed to
+be, or were in fact, lacking, and as it had been impossible in so
+short a time to establish relations to the good families of the city,
+it was decided for the present to let me grow up wild and calmly to
+wait till something turned up. But to prevent my lapsing into dense
+ignorance I was to read an hour daily to my mother and learn some
+Latin and French words from my father, in addition to geography and
+history.
+
+"Will you be equal to that, Louis?" my mother had asked.
+
+"Equal to? What do you mean by 'equal to?' Of course I am equal to it.
+Your same old lack of confidence in me."
+
+"Not twenty-four hours ago you yourself were full of doubt about it."
+
+"I presume the plan did not appeal to me then. But if it must be, I
+understand the Prussian pharmacopoeia as well as anybody, and in my
+parents' house French was spoken. As for the rest, to speak of it
+would be ridiculous. You know that in such things I am more than a
+match for ten graduates."
+
+As a matter of fact he really gave me lessons, which, I may say in
+advance, were kept up even after the need of them no longer existed,
+and, peculiar as these lessons were, I learned more from them than
+from many a famous teacher. My father picked out quite arbitrarily the
+things he had long known by heart or, perhaps, had just read the same
+day, and vitalized geography with history, always, of course, in such
+a way that in the end his favorite themes were given due prominence.
+For example:
+
+"Do you know about East and West Prussia?"
+
+"Yes, papa; that is the country after which Prussia is called Prussia
+and after which we are all called Prussians."
+
+"Very good, very good; a little too much Prussia, but that doesn't
+matter. And do you also know the capitals of the two provinces?"
+
+"Yes, papa; Königsberg and Danzig."
+
+"Very good. I myself have been in Danzig, and came near going to
+Königsberg, too, but something intervened. Have you ever heard
+perchance who it was that finally captured Danzig after the brave
+defense of our General Kalckreuth?"
+
+"No, papa."
+
+"Well, it is not to be expected. Very few people do know it, and the
+so-called higher educated never know it. Well, it was General Lefèvre,
+a man of rare bravery, upon whom Napoleon later bestowed the title of
+_Duc de Dantzic_, spelled with a final c, in which regard the
+languages differ. That was in the year 1807."
+
+"After the battle of Jena?"
+
+"Yes, it may be put that way; but only in the same sense as if you
+were to say, it was after the Seven Years' War."
+
+"I don't understand, papa."
+
+"Doesn't matter. I mean, Jena was too long ago. But one might say it
+was after the battle of Prussian Eylau, a fearfully bloody battle, in
+which the Russian Guard was almost annihilated, and in which Napoleon,
+before surrendering, said to his favorite Duroc: 'Duroc, today I have
+made the acquaintance of the sixth great power of Europe, _la boue_.'"
+
+"What does that mean?"
+
+"_La boue_ means the mud. But one can express it more strongly in
+German, and I am inclined to think that Napoleon, who, when he felt
+like it, had something cynical about him, really meant this stronger
+expression."
+
+"What is cynical?"
+
+"Cynical--hm, cynical--it is a word often used, and one might say,
+cynical is the same as rough or brutal. But I presume it may be
+defined more accurately. We will look it up later in the encyclopedia.
+It is well to be informed about such things, but one does not need to
+know everything on the spur of the moment."
+
+Such was the character of the geography lessons, always ending with
+historical anecdotes. But he preferred to begin at once with history,
+or what seemed to him history. And here I must mention his pronounced
+fondness for all the events and the persons concerned in them between
+the siege of Toulon and the imprisonment on the island of St. Helena.
+He was always reverting to these persons and things. I have elsewhere
+named his favorites, with Ney and Lannes at the head of the list, but
+in that enumeration I forgot to mention one man, who stood perhaps
+nearer to his heart than these, namely, Latour d'Auvergne, of whom he
+had told me any number of anecdotes back in our Ruppin days. These
+were now repeated. According to the new stories Latour d'Auvergne bore
+the title of the "First Grenadier of France," because in spite of his
+rank of general he always stood in the rank and file, next to the
+right file-leader of the Old Guard. Then when he fell, in the battle
+of Neuburg, Napoleon gave orders that the heart of the "First
+Grenadier" be placed in an urn and carried along with the troop, and
+that his name, Latour d'Auvergne, be regularly called at every
+roll-call, and the soldier serving as file-leader be instructed to
+answer in his stead and tell where he was. This was about what I had
+long ago learned by heart from my father's stories; but his fondness
+for this hero was so great that, whenever it was at all possible, he
+returned to him and asked the same questions. Or, to be more accurate,
+the same scene was enacted, for it was a scene.
+
+"Do you know Latour d'Auvergne?" he usually began.
+
+"Certainly. He was the First Grenadier of France."
+
+"Good. And do you also know how he was honored after he was dead?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"Then tell me how it was."
+
+"Very well; but you must first stand up, papa, and be file-leader, or
+I can't do it."
+
+Then he would actually rise from his seat on the sofa and in true
+military fashion take his position before me as file-leader of the Old
+Guard, while I myself, little stick-in-the-mud that I was, assumed the
+part of the roll-calling officer. Then I began to call the names:
+
+"Latour d'Auvergne!"
+
+"He is not here," answered my father in a basso profundo voice.
+
+"Where is he, pray?"
+
+"He died on the field of honor."
+
+Once in awhile my mother attended these peculiar lessons--the one
+about Latour, however, was never ventured in her presence--and she did
+not fail to give us to understand, by her looks, that she considered
+this whole method, which my father with an inimitable expression of
+countenance called his "Socratic method," exceedingly dubious. But
+she, by nature wholly conventional, not only in this particular, but
+in others, was absolutely wrong, for, to repeat, I owe in fact to
+these lessons, and the similar conversations growing out of them, all
+the best things, at least all the most practical things, I know. Of
+all that my father was able to teach me nothing has been forgotten and
+nothing has proved useless for my purposes. Not only have these
+stories been of hundredfold benefit to me socially throughout my long
+life, they have also, in my writing, been ever at hand as a Golden
+Treasury, and if I were asked, to what teacher I felt most deeply
+indebted, I should have to reply: to my father, my father, who knew
+nothing at all, so to speak, but, with his wealth of anecdotes picked
+up from newspapers and magazines, and covering every variety of theme,
+gave me infinitely more help than all my _Gymnasium_ and _Realschule_
+teachers put together. What information these men offered me, even if
+it was good, has been for the most part forgotten; but the stories of
+Ney and Rapp have remained fresh in my memory to the present hour.
+
+My father's method, which, much as I feel indebted to it, was after
+all somewhat peculiar and utterly devoid of logic and consistency,
+would in all probability have led to violent quarrels between my
+parents, if my critical mother, who saw only its weaknesses and none
+of its virtues, had attached any special significance to it in
+general. But that was not the case. She only felt that my father's way
+of teaching was totally different from the usual way, in that it would
+not lead to many practical results, i.e., would not give me much
+preparation for an examination, and in this respect she was perfectly
+right. However, as she herself attached so little value to knowledge
+in general, she contented herself with smiling at the "Socratic
+method," as she saw no reason for becoming seriously wrought up over
+it. According to her honest conviction there were other things in life
+of far greater importance than knowledge, to say nothing of erudition,
+and these other things were: a good appearance and good manners. That
+her children should all present a good appearance was with her an
+article of faith, so to speak, and she considered it a natural
+consequence of their good appearance that they either already had or
+would acquire good manners. So the only essential was to present a
+good appearance. Serious studies seemed to her not a help, but, on the
+contrary, a hindrance to happiness, that is to say, real happiness,
+which she looked upon as inseparable from money and property. A
+hundred-thousand-dollar man _was_ something, and she respected, even
+honored him, whereas chief judges and councillors of the chancery
+commanded very little respect from her, and would have commanded even
+less, if the State, which she did respect, had not stood behind them.
+She was incapable of bowing in good faith to any so-called spiritual
+authority, not because she cherished too exalted an opinion of
+herself--she was, on the contrary, entirely without vanity and
+arrogance--but solely because, constituted as she was, she could not
+recognize an authority of knowledge, much less of erudition, in a
+practical field of life--and with her the non-practical fields never
+entered into consideration.
+
+I still remember the time, some twenty years after the events just
+narrated, when my parents were thinking of separating and of
+eventually being divorced. A separation actually came about, the
+divorce idea was dropped. But the latter was for a time considered in
+all seriousness, and a friend of our family, Pastor Schultz, the then
+preacher at Bethany, who made a specialty of divorce questions--it was
+in the reign of Frederick William IV., when such problems were treated
+with revived dogmatic severity--Pastor Schultz, I say, opposed the
+plan, as soon as he heard of it, with all his power and eloquence. My
+mother had a great deal of admiration for him and knew, besides, the
+respect he enjoyed of "those highest in authority," and "those highest
+in authority" meant something to her; nevertheless his severe
+presentation of the matter made not the slightest impression upon her;
+in fact his argument was so fruitless that, as soon as he finished,
+she said with a reposeful air of superiority: "My dear Schultz, you
+understand this question thoroughly; but whether or not I have a right
+to secure a divorce is a question which no human being in the whole
+world can answer so well as I myself." With that she closed the
+conversation.
+
+She was similarly skeptical of every kind of authority, and had no
+confidence whatever in the ability of the three university faculties.
+For example, since patriarchal conditions were her ideal, she
+questioned whether mankind derived any material advantages from
+jurisprudence. It settled everything, as she thought, by favoritism or
+personal advantage, or at least in a mechanical way. Riches, property,
+especially landed property, accompanied if possible by the airs of a
+legation attaché--_that_ was something that unlocked the world and
+the hearts of men, that was real power. Everything else was comedy,
+illusion, a soap-bubble, that threatened to burst any moment. And then
+nothing was left. One can readily understand why my mother, with such
+views, insisted upon taking me out of the barefoot school, and did not
+consider an interim, with no regular school instruction, any special
+misfortune. The evil in it was that it violated the rule. As for the
+rest, the little bit of learning lost could be made up at any time.
+And if not, then not....
+
+It is a pretty saying that every child has its angel, and one does not
+need to be very credulous to believe it. For the little tots this
+angel is a fairy, enveloped in a long white lily veil, which stands
+smiling at the foot of a cradle and either wards off danger or helps
+out of it when it is really at hand. That is the fairy for the little
+ones. But when one has outgrown the cradle or crib, and has begun to
+sleep in a regular bed, in other words, when one has become a robust
+boy, one still needs his angel just the same, indeed the need is all
+the greater. But instead of the lily angel it needs to be a sort of
+archangel, a strong, manly angel, with shield and spear, otherwise his
+strength will not suffice for his growing tasks.
+
+As a matter of fact, I was not wild and venturesome, and all my
+escapades that were attributed to me as of such a nature were always
+undertaken after a wise estimate of my strength. Nevertheless I have,
+with respect to that period, a feeling that I was constantly being
+rescued, a feeling in which I can hardly be in error. When I left home
+at the age of twelve, the age at which, as a usual thing, real dangers
+begin, there was doubtless a sudden change in my case, for it now
+seems to me as though my angel had had a vacation from that time on.
+All dangers ceased entirely or shrank into such insignificance that
+they left no impression upon me. In view of the fact that the two
+periods were so close together, there must have been this difference,
+otherwise I should not have retained such entirely different feelings
+about them.
+
+It was one of our chief sports to fire off so-called shooting-keys.
+That the children of large cities know anything about shooting-keys is
+hardly probable, hence I may be permitted to describe them here. They
+were hollow keys with very thin walls, consequently of enormous bore,
+so to speak, and were used to lock trunks, especially the trunks of
+servant girls. It was our constant endeavor to gain possession of such
+keys and at times our expeditions were nothing short of piracy. Woe be
+unto the poor servant girl who forgot to take a key out of its lock!
+She never saw it again. We took possession of it, and the simple
+procedure of filing out a touchhole produced a finished firearm. As
+these keys were always rusty, and occasionally split, it not
+infrequently happened that they burst; but we always escaped injury.
+The angel helped.
+
+Much more dangerous was the art of making fireworks, which I was
+always practicing. With the help of sulphur and saltpeter, which we
+kept in a convenient place in the apothecary's shop, I had made of
+myself a full-fledged pyrotechnician, in which process I was very
+materially aided by my skill in the manipulation of cardboard and
+paste. All sorts of shells were easily made, and so I produced
+Catherine-wheels, revolving suns, and flower-pots. Often these
+creations refused to perform the duty expected of them, and then we
+piled them up and, by means of a sulphurated match, touched off the
+whole heap of miscarried glory and waited to see what it would do.
+This was all done with comparatively little danger. Fraught with all
+the more danger for us was the thing which was considered the simplest
+and lowest product of the art of pyrotechnics, and was so rated by us,
+viz., the serpent. Very often the serpents I made would not burn
+properly, because I had not used the right mixture, no doubt, and that
+always vexed me greatly. When a Catherine-wheel refused to turn, that
+could at least be tolerated, for a Catherine-wheel is a comparatively
+difficult thing to make. A serpent, on the other hand, could not well
+help burning, and when, for all that, one simply would not burn, that
+was a humiliation that could not be suffered. So I would bend over the
+shells as they stuck in the pile of sand and begin to blow, in order
+to give new life to the dying tinder fire. When it went out entirely,
+that was really the best thing for me. But if it went off suddenly, my
+hair was singed or my forehead burned. Nothing worse ever happened,
+for the angel was protecting me with his shield.
+
+That was the element of fire. But we also came in contact with water,
+which was not to be wondered at in a seaport.
+
+In the autumn of 1831 a Berlin relative made me a present of a cannon,
+not just an ordinary child's plaything, such as can be bought of any
+coppersmith or tinner, but a so-called pattern-cannon, such as is seen
+only in arsenals,--a splendid specimen, of great beauty and elegance,
+the carriage firm and neat, the barrel highly polished and about a
+foot and a half long. I was more than delighted, and determined to
+proceed at once to a bombardment of Swinemünde. Two boys of my age and
+my younger brother climbed with me into a boat lying at Klempin's
+Clapper, and we rowed down-stream, with the cannon in the bow. When we
+were about opposite the Society House I considered that the time had
+arrived for the beginning of the bombardment, and fired three shots,
+waiting after each shot to see whether the people on the "Bulwark"
+took notice of us, and whether they showed due respect for the
+seriousness of our actions. But neither of these things happened. A
+thing that did happen, however, was that we meanwhile got out into the
+current, were caught by it and carried away, and when we suddenly saw
+ourselves between the embankments of the moles, I was suddenly seized
+with a terrible fright. I realized that, if we kept on in this way, in
+ten minutes more we should be out at sea and might drift away toward
+Bornholm and the Swedish coast. It was a desperate situation, and we
+finally resorted to the least brave, but most sensible, means
+imaginable, and began to scream with all our might, all the time
+beckoning and waving various objects, showing on the whole
+considerable cleverness in the invention of distress signals. At last
+we attracted the attention of some pilots standing on the West mole,
+who shook their fingers threateningly at us, but finally, with smiling
+countenances, threw us a rope. That rescued us from danger. One of the
+pilots knew me; his son was one of my playmates. This doubtless
+accounts for the fact that the seamen dismissed us with a few
+epithets, which might have been worse. I took my cannon under my arm,
+but not without having the satisfaction of seeing it admired. Then I
+went home, after promising to send out Hans Ketelböter, a lusty
+sailor-boy who lived quite near our home, to row back the boat, which
+was meanwhile moored to a pile.
+
+This was the most unique among my adventures with water, but by no
+means the most dangerous. The most dangerous was at the same time the
+most ordinary, because it recurred every time I went swimming in the
+sea. Any one who knows the Baltic seaside resorts, knows the so-called
+"reffs." By "reffs" are meant the sandbanks running parallel to the
+beach, out a hundred or two hundred paces, and often with very little
+water washing over them. Upon these the swimmers can stand and rest,
+when, they have crossed the deep places lying between them and the
+shore. In order that they may know exactly where these shallow places
+are, little red banners are hoisted over the sandbanks. Here lay for
+me a daily temptation. When the sea was calm and everything normal, my
+skill as a swimmer was just sufficient to carry me safely over the
+deep places to the nearest sandbank. But if the conditions were less
+favorable, or if by chance I let myself down too soon, so that I had
+no solid ground beneath my feet, I was frightened, sometimes almost to
+death. Luckily I always managed to get out, though not by myself.
+Strength and help came from some other source.
+
+Another danger of water which I was destined to undergo had no
+connection with the sea, but occurred on the river, close by the
+"Bulwark," not five hundred paces from our house. I shall tell about
+it later; but first I wish to insert here another little occurrence,
+in which no help of an angel was needed.
+
+I was not good at swimming, nor at steering or rowing; but one of the
+things I could do well, very well indeed, was walking on stilts.
+According to our family tradition we came from the region of
+Montpelier, whereas I personally ought by rights to be able, in view
+of my virtuosity as a stilt-walker, to trace my ancestry back to the
+Landes, where the inhabitants are, so to speak, grown fast to their
+stilts, and hardly take them off when they go to bed. To make a long
+story short, I was a brilliant stilt-walker, and in comparison with
+those of the western Garonne region, the home of the very low stilts,
+I had the advantage that I could not get my buskins high enough to
+suit me, for the little blocks of wood fastened on the inner side of
+my stilts were some three feet high. By taking a quick start and
+running the ends of the two poles slantingly into the ground I was
+able to swing myself without fail upon the stilt-blocks and to begin
+immediately my giant stride. Ordinarily this was an unremunerative
+art, but on a few occasions I derived real profit from it, when my
+stilts enabled me to escape storms that were about to break over my
+head. That was in the days just after Captain Ferber, who had served
+out his time with the "Neufchâtellers," retired on a pension and moved
+to Swinemünde. Ferber, whom the Swinemünders called Teinturier, the
+French translation of his name, because of his relation to Neufchâtel,
+came of a very good family, was, if I mistake not, the son of a high
+official in the ministry of finance, who could boast of long-standing
+relations to the Berlin Court, dating back to the war times of the
+year 1813. This was no doubt the reason why the son, in spite of the
+fact that he did not belong to the nobility and was of German
+extraction--the Neufchâtel officers were in those days still for the
+most part French-Swiss--was permitted to serve with the élite
+battalion, where he was well liked, because he was clever, a good
+comrade, and an author besides. He wrote novelettes after the fashions
+then in vogue. But in spite of his popularity he could not hold his
+position, because his fondness for coffee and cognac, which soon
+became restricted to the latter, grew upon him so rapidly that he was
+forced to retire. His removal to Swinemünde was doubtless due to the
+fact that seaports are better suited for such passions than are inland
+cities. Fondness for cognac attracts less attention.
+
+Whatever his reason may have been, however, Ferber was soon as popular
+in his new place of residence as previously in Berlin, for he had that
+kindliness of character which is the "dearest child of the
+dram-bottle." He was very fond of my father, who reciprocated the
+sentiment. But this friendship did not spring up at the very beginning
+of their acquaintance. In fact it developed out of a little
+controversy between them, that is to say, a defeat sustained by my
+father, one of whose amiable peculiarities it was, within twenty-four
+hours at the latest to convert his anger at being put to flight, into
+approbation bordering on homage for the victor.
+
+His defeat came about thus. One day the assertion was made by Ferber,
+that, whether we liked it or not, a German must be looked upon as the
+"father of the French Revolution," for Minister Necker, though born in
+Geneva, was the son or grandson of a Küstrin postmaster. This seemed
+to my father a perfectly preposterous assertion, and he combated it
+with a rather supercilious mien, till it was finally shown to be
+substantially correct. Then my father's arrogance, growing out of a
+conviction of his superior knowledge, was transformed first into
+respect and later into friendship, and even twenty years after,
+whenever we drove from our Oderbruch village to the neighboring city
+of Küstrin, he never had much to say about Crown Prince Fritz, or
+Katte's decapitation, but regularly remarked: "Oh yes, Necker, who may
+be called the father of the French Revolution, traced his ancestry
+back to this city of Küstrin. I owe the information to Ferber, Captain
+Ferber, whom we called Teinturier. It is a pity he could not give up
+his _aqua vitæ_. At times it was pitiable."
+
+Yes, pitiable it was, but not to us children, who, on the contrary,
+always broke out into cheers whenever the captain, usually in rather
+desolate costume, came staggering up the Great Church Street to find a
+place to continue his breakfast. We used to follow close behind him
+and tease and taunt him till he would try to catch and thrash one or
+the other of us. Occasionally he succeeded; but I always escaped with
+ease, because I chose for my teasings only days when it had rained a
+short time before. Then there stood in the street between our house
+and the church on the other side a huge pool of water, which became my
+harbor of refuge. Holding my stilts at the proper angle, I sprang
+quickly upon them as soon as I saw that Teinturier, in spite of his
+condition, was close on my heels, and then I marched triumphantly into
+the pool of water. There I stood like a stork on one stilt and
+presented arms with the other, as I continued scoffing at him. Cursing
+and threatening he marched away, the poor captain. But he took care
+not to make good his threats, because in his good moments he did not
+like to be reminded of the bad ones.
+
+We had several playgrounds. The one we liked best perhaps was along
+the "Bulwark," at the point where the side street branched off from
+our house. The whole surroundings were very picturesque, especially in
+the winter time, when the ships, stripped of their topmasts, lay at
+their moorings, often in three rows, the last pretty far out in the
+river. We were allowed to play along the "Bulwark" and practice our
+rope-walking art on the stretched hawsers as far as they hung close to
+the ground. Only one thing was prohibited. We were not allowed to go
+on board the ships, much less to climb the rope ladders to the
+mastheads. A very sensible prohibition. But the more sensible it was,
+the greater was our desire to disregard it, and in the game of "robber
+and wayfarer," of which we were all very fond, disregarding of this
+prohibition was almost a matter of course. Furthermore, discovery lay
+beyond the range of probability; our parents were either at their
+"party" or invited to dine out. "So let's go ahead. If anybody tells
+on us, he will be worse off than we."
+
+So we thought one Sunday in April, 1831. It must have been about that
+time of year, for I can still recall the clear, cold tone of the
+atmosphere. On the ship there was not a sign of life, and on the
+"Bulwark" not a human soul to be seen, which further proves to me that
+it was a Sunday.
+
+I, being the oldest and strongest, was the robber, of course. Of the
+eight or ten smaller boys only one was in any measure able to compete
+with me. That was an illegitimate child, called Fritz Ehrlich
+(Honorable), as though to compensate him for his birth. These boys had
+set out from the Church Square, the usual starting-point of the chase,
+and were already close after me. I arrived at the "Bulwark" exhausted,
+and, as there was no other way of escape, ran over a firm broad plank
+walk toward the nearest ship, with the whole pack after me. This
+naturally forced me to go on from the first ship to the second and
+from the second to the third. There was no going any further, and if I
+wished, in spite of this dilemma, to escape my enemies, there was
+nothing left for me but to seek a hiding-place on the ship itself, or
+at least a spot difficult of access. I found such a place and climbed
+up about the height of a man to the top of the superstructure near the
+cabin. In this superstructure was usually to be found, among other
+rooms, the ship's cuisine. My climbing was facilitated by steps built
+in the perpendicular wall. And there I stood then, temporarily safe,
+gazing down as a victor at my pursuers. But the sense of victory did
+not last long; the steps were there for others as well as for me, and
+an instant later Fritz Ehrlich was also on the roof. Now I was indeed
+lost if I foiled to find another way of escape. So, summoning all my
+strength, I took as long a running start as the narrow space would
+permit and sprang from the roof of the kitchen over the intervening
+strip of water back to the second ship and then ran for the shore, as
+though chased by all the furies. When I had reached the shore it was
+nothing to run to the base in front of our house and be free. But I
+was destined not to enjoy my happiness very long, for almost the very
+moment I once more had solid ground beneath my feet I heard cries of
+distress coming from the third and second ships, and my name called
+repeatedly, which made me think something must have happened. Swiftly
+as I had made for the shore over the noisy plank walk, I now hastened
+back over it. There was no time to lose. Fritz Ehrlich had tried to
+imitate my leap from the kitchen, but, failing to equal my distance,
+had fallen into the water between the ships. And there the poor boy
+was, digging his nails into the cracks in the ship's hull. Swimming
+was out of the question, even if he knew anything about it. Besides,
+the water was icy cold. To reach him from the deck with the means at
+hand was impossible. So I grasped a piece of rope hanging from a rope
+ladder and, letting myself down the side of the ship, tried every way
+I could think of to lengthen my body as much as possible, till finally
+Fritz was barely able to catch hold of my left foot, which reached
+furthest down, while I held on above with my right hand. "Take hold,
+Fritz!" But the doughty fellow, who may have realized that we should
+both be lost if he really took a firm hold, contented himself with
+laying his hand lightly upon the toe of my boot, and little as that
+was, it nevertheless sufficed to keep his head above water. To be
+sure, he may have been by natural endowment a "water treader," as they
+are called; or he may have had the traditional luck of the
+illegitimate, which seems to me on second thought more probable. In
+any case he kept afloat till some people came from the shore and
+reached a punt-pole down to him, while some others untied a boat
+lying at Hannemann's Clapper and rowed it into the space between the
+ships to fish him out. The moment that the saving punt-pole arrived
+some man unknown to me reached down from the ladder, seized me by the
+collar, and with a vigorous jerk hoisted me back on deck.
+
+On this occasion not a word of reproach was uttered, though I could
+not say as much of any other occasion of the kind. The people took
+Fritz Ehrlich, drenched and freezing, to a house in the immediate
+neighborhood, while the rest of us started home in a very humble frame
+of mind. To be sure, I had also a feeling of elation, despite the fact
+that my prospects for the future were not of the pleasantest. But my
+fears were not realized. Quite the contrary. The following morning, as
+I was starting to school, my father met me in the hall and stopped me.
+Neighbor Pietzker, the good man with the nightcap, had been tattling
+again, though with better intentions than usual.
+
+"I've heard the whole business," said my father. "Why, in the name of
+heaven, can't you be obedient! But we'll let it pass, since you
+acquitted yourself so well. I know all the details. Pietzker across
+the street ..."
+
+Hereupon I was allowed to go to school.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RIBBECK OF RIBBECK[3]
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland--
+ A pear-tree in his yard did stand,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ When pears were shining far and wide,
+ Sir Ribbeck, when barely the bells struck noon,
+ Would stuff both his pockets with pears right soon.
+ If a boy in clogs would come his way,
+ He would call: "My boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl he'd call: "Little maid over there,
+ Now come here to me, and I'll give you a pear."
+ And thus he did ever, as years went by,
+ Till Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck came to die.
+ He felt his end coming, 'twas autumn-tide,
+ And the pears were laughing, far and wide,
+ Then spoke Sir Ribbeck: "And now I must die.
+ Lay a pear in my grave, beside me to lie!"
+ From the double-roofed house in three days more,
+ Sir Ribbeck to his grave they bore.
+ All the peasants and cotters with solemn face,
+ Did sing: "Lord Jesus, in Thy Grace"--
+ And the children moaned with hearts of lead:
+ "Who will give us a pear? Now he is dead."
+ Thus moaned the children--that was not good--
+ Not knowing old Ribbeck as they should.
+ The new, to be sure, is a miser hard;
+ Over park and pear-tree he keeps stern guard.
+ But the old, who this doubtless could foretell,
+ Distrusting his son, he knew right well
+ What he was about when he bade them lay
+ A pear in his grave, on his dying day:
+
+ Out of his silent haunt, in the third year,
+ A little pear-tree shoot did soon appear.
+ And many a year now comes and goes,
+ But a pear-tree on the grave there grows,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ The pears are shining far and wide.
+ When a boy o'er the grave-yard wends his way,
+ The tree whispers: "Boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl it says: "Little maid over there,
+ Come here to me and I'll give you a pear."
+ So there are blessings still from the hand
+ Of Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland.
+
+
+[Footnote 3: Translator: Margarete Münsterberg.]
+
+
+THE BRIDGE BY THE TAY[4] (1879)
+
+/#
+"_When shall we three meet again_".--Macbeth
+#/
+
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "The dam of the bridge at seven attain!"
+ "By the pier in the middle. I'll put out amain
+ "The flames."
+ "I too."
+ "I'll come from the north."
+ "And I from the south."
+ "From the sea I'll soar forth."
+
+ "Ha, that will be a merry-go-round,
+ The bridge must sink into the ground."
+ "And with the train what shall we do
+ That crosses the bridge at seven?"
+ "That too."
+ "That must go too!"
+ "A bawble, a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest;
+ They gaze and wait a light to spy
+ That over the water "I'm coming!" should cry,
+ "I'm coming--night and storm are vain--
+ I from Edinburg the train!"
+
+ And the bridgekeeper says: "I see a gleam
+ On the other shore. That's it, I deem.
+ Now mother, away with bad dreams, for see,
+ Our Johnnie is coming--he'll want his tree,
+ And what is left of candles, light
+ As if it were on Christmas night.
+ Twice we shall have our Christmas cheer--
+ In eleven minutes he must be here."
+
+ It is the train, with the gale it vies
+ And panting by the south tower flies.
+ "There's the bridge still," says Johnnie. "But that's all right,
+ We'll make it surely out of spite!
+ A solid boiler and double steam
+ Should win in such a fight, 'twould seem,
+ Let it rave and rage and run at its bent,
+ We'll put it down: this element!
+
+ And our bridge is our pride. I must laugh always
+ When I think back of the olden days,
+ And all the trouble and misery
+ That with the wretched boat would be;
+ And many cheerful Christmas nights
+ I spent at the ferryman's house--the lights
+ From our windows I'd watch and count them o'er,
+ And could not reach the other shore."
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest:
+ More furious grew the winds' wild games,
+ And now, as if the sky poured flames,
+ Comes shooting down a radiance bright
+ O'er the water below.--Now again all is night.
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "At midnight the top of the mountain attain!"
+ "By the alder-stem on the high moorland plain!"
+ "I'll come."
+ "And I too."
+ "And the number I'll tell."
+ "And I the names."
+ "I the torture right well."
+ "Whoo!
+ Like splinters the woodwork crashed in two."
+ "A bawble,--a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+
+[Footnote 4: Translator: Margarete Münsterberg.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
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+ VOLUME XII
+
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT PLAYING THE FLUTE
+ _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+
+
+
+ THE GERMAN CLASSICS
+ OF
+ THE NINETEENTH AND
+ TWENTIETH CENTURY
+
+
+ Masterpieces of German Literature
+ TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH
+
+
+
+ EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ KUNO FRANCKE, PH.D., LL.D., LITT.D.
+ Professor of the History of German Culture,
+ Emeritus, and Honorary Curator of the Germanic Museum,
+ Harvard University
+
+
+ ASSISTANT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ WILLIAM GUILD HOWARD, A.M.
+ Professor of German, Harvard University
+
+
+ In Twenty Volumes Illustrated
+
+
+
+ ALBANY, N.Y.
+ J.B. LYON COMPANY
+ PUBLISHERS
+ Copyright 1914
+
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTRIBUTORS AND TRANSLATORS
+
+
+
+VOLUME XII
+
+
+Special Writers
+
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Life of
+Gustav Freytag.
+
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: The Life of Theodor Fontane.
+
+
+Translators
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Journalists.
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: Effi Briest; Extracts from "My Childhood
+Days."
+
+E.H. BABBITT, A.B., Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College:
+Doctor Luther; Frederick the Great.
+
+MARGARETE MÜNSTERBERG:
+
+Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck; The Bridge by the Tay.
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME XII
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+ The Life of Gustav Freytag. By Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ The Journalists. Translated by Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ Doctor Luther. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+ Frederick the Great. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+ The Life of Theodor Fontane. By William A. Cooper
+
+ Effi Briest. Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Extracts from "My Childhood Days." Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck. Translated by Margarete Münsterberg
+
+ The Bridge by the Tay. Translated by Margarete Münsterberg
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS--VOLUME XII
+
+Frederick the Great Playing the Flute.
+ By Adolph von Menzel. _Frontispiece_
+
+Gustav Freytag. By Stauffer-Bern
+
+At the Concert. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Nature Enthusiasts. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+On the Terrace. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+In the Beergarden. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Lunch Buffet at Kissingen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Luther Monument at Worms. By Ernst Rietschel
+
+Frederick William I Inspecting a School. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Court Ball at Rheinsberg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great and His Round Table. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great on a Pleasure Trip. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Theodor Fontane. By Hanns Fechner
+
+Fontane Monument at Neu-Ruppin
+
+A Sunday in the Garden of the Tuileries. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Divine Service in the Woods at Kösen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+A Street Scene at Paris. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Procession at Gastein. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+High Altar at Salzburg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Bathing Boys. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frau von Schleinitz "At Home." By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Supper at a Court Ball. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+
+
+
+
+EDITOR'S NOTE
+
+This volume, containing representative works by two of the foremost
+realists of midcentury German literature, Freytag and Fontane, brings,
+as an artistic parallel, selections from the work of the greatest
+realist of midcentury German painting: Adolph von Menzel.
+
+KUNO FRANCKE.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+
+By ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+Author of _A History of Germany in the Middle Ages; A Short History of
+Germany, etc._
+
+
+It is difficult to assign to Gustav Freytag his exact niche in the
+hall of fame, because of his many-sidedness. He wrote one novel of
+which the statement has been made by an eminent French critic that no
+book in the German language, with the exception of the Bible, has
+enjoyed in its day so wide a circulation; he wrote one comedy which
+for years was more frequently played than any other on the German
+stage; he wrote a series of historical sketches--_Pictures of the
+German Past_ he calls them--which hold a unique place in German
+literature, being as charming in style as they are sound in
+scholarship. Add to these a work on the principles of dramatic
+criticism that is referred to with respect by the very latest writers
+on the subject, an important biography, a second very successful
+novel, and a series of six historical romances that vary in interest,
+indeed, but that are a noble monument to his own nation and that,
+alone, would have made him famous.
+
+As a novelist Freytag is often compared with Charles Dickens, largely
+on account of the humor that so frequently breaks forth from his
+pages. It is a different kind of humor, not so obstreperous, not so
+exaggerated, but it helps to lighten the whole in much the same way.
+One moment it is an incongruous simile, at another a bit of sly
+satire; now infinitely small things are spoken of as though they were
+great, and again we have the reverse.
+
+It is in his famous comedy, _The Journalists_, which appeared in 1853,
+that Freytag displays his humor to its best advantage. Some of the
+situations themselves, without being farcical, are exceedingly
+amusing, as when the Colonel, five minutes after declaiming against
+the ambition of journalists and politicians, and enumerating the
+different forms under which it is concealed, lets his own ambition run
+away with him and is won by the very same arts he has just been
+denouncing. Again, Bolz's capture of the wine-merchant Piepenbrink at
+the ball given under the auspices of the rival party is very cleverly
+described indeed. There is a difference of opinion as to whether or
+not Bolz was inventing the whole dramatic story of his rescue by
+Oldendorf, but there can be no difference of opinion as to the
+comicality of the scene that follows, where, under the very eyes of
+his rivals and with the consent of the husband, Bolz prepares to kiss
+Mrs. Piepenbrink. The play abounds with curious little bits of satire,
+quaint similes and unexpected exaggerations. "There is so much that
+happens," says Bolz in his editorial capacity, "and so tremendously
+much that does not happen, that an honest reporter should never be at
+a loss for novelties." Playing dominoes with polar bears, teaching
+seals the rudiments of journalism, waking up as an owl with tufts of
+feathers for ears and a mouse in one's beak, are essentially
+Freytagian conceptions; and no one else could so well have expressed
+Bolz's indifference to further surprises--they may tell him if they
+will that some one has left a hundred millions for the purpose of
+painting all negroes white, or of making Africa four-cornered; but he,
+Bolz, has reached a state of mind where he will accept as truth
+anything and everything.
+
+Freytag's greatest novel, entitled _Soll und Haben_ (the technical
+commercial terms for "debit" and "credit"), appeared in 1856. _Dombey
+and Son_ by Dickens had been published a few years before and is worth
+our attention for a moment because of a similarity of theme in the two
+works. In both, the hero is born of the people, but comes in contact
+with the aristocracy not altogether to his own advantage; in both,
+looming in the background of the story, is the great mercantile house
+with its vast and mysterious transactions. The writer of this short
+article does not hesitate to place _Debit and Credit_ far ahead of
+_Dombey and Son_. That does not mean that there are not single
+episodes, and occasionally a character, in _Dombey and Son_ that the
+German author could never have achieved. But, considered as an
+artistic whole, the English novel is so disjointed and uneven that the
+interest often flags and almost dies, while many of the characters are
+as grotesque and wooden as so many jumping-jacks. In Freytag's work,
+on the other hand, the different parts are firmly knitted together; an
+ethical purpose runs through the whole, and there is a careful
+subordination of the individual characters to the general plan of the
+whole structure. It is much the same contrast as that between an
+old-fashioned Italian opera and a modern German tone-drama. In the one
+case the effects are made through senseless repetition and through
+_tours de force_ of the voice; in the other there is a steady
+progression in dramatic intensity, link joining link without a gap.
+
+But to say that _Debit and Credit_ is a finer book than _Dombey and
+Son_ is not to claim that Freytag, all in all, is a greater novelist
+than Dickens. The man of a single fine book would have to be
+superlatively great to equal one who could show such fertility in
+creation of characters or produce such masterpieces of description.
+Dickens reaches heights of passion to which Freytag could never
+aspire; in fact the latter's temperament strikes one as rather a cool
+one. Even Spielhagen, far inferior to him in many regards, could
+thrill where Freytag merely interests.
+
+Freytag's _forte_ lay in fidelity of depiction, in the power to
+ascertain and utilize essential facts. It would not be fair to say
+that he had little imagination, for in the parts of _The Ancestors_
+that have to do with remote times, times of which our whole knowledge
+is gained from a few paragraphs in old chronicles and where the
+scenes and incidents have to be invented, he is at his best. But one
+of his great merits lies in his evident familiarity with the
+localities mentioned in the pages as well as with the social
+environment of his personages. The house of T.D. Schröter in _Debit
+and Credit_ had its prototype in the house of Molinari in Breslau, and
+at the Molinaris Freytag was a frequent visitor. Indeed in the company
+of the head of the firm he even undertook just such a journey to the
+Polish provinces in troubled times as he makes Anton take with
+Schröter. Again, the life in the newspaper office, so amusingly
+depicted in _The Journalists_, was out of the fulness of his own
+experience as editor of a political sheet. A hundred little natural
+touches thus add to the realism of the whole and make the figures, as
+a German critic says, "stand out like marble statues against a hedge
+of yew." The reproach has been made that many of Freytag's characters
+are too much alike. He has distinct types which repeat themselves both
+in the novels and in the plays. George Saalfeld in _Valentine_, for
+instance, is strikingly like Bolz in _The Journalists_ or Fink in
+_Debit and Credit_. Freytag's answer to such objections was that an
+author, like any other artist, must work from models, which he is not
+obliged constantly to change. The feeling for the solidarity of the
+arts was very strong with him. He practically abandoned writing for
+the stage just after achieving his most noted success and merely for
+the reason that in poetic narration, as he called it, he saw the
+possibility of being still more dramatic. He felt hampered by the
+restrictions which the necessarily limited length of an evening's
+performance placed upon him, and wished more time and space for the
+explanation of motives and the development of his plot. In his novel,
+then, he clung to exactly the same arrangement of his theme as in his
+drama--its initial presentation, the intensification of the interest,
+the climax, the revulsion, the catastrophe. Again, in the matter of
+contrast he deliberately followed the lead of the painter who knows
+which colors are complementary and also which ones will clash.
+
+[Illustration: GUSTAV FREYTAG. STAUFFER-BERN]
+
+What, now, are some of the special qualities that have made
+Freytag's literary work so enduring, so dear to the Teuton heart, so
+successful in every sense of the word? For one thing, there are a
+clearness, conciseness and elegance of style, joined to a sort of
+musical rhythm, that hold one captive from the beginning. So evident
+is his meaning in every sentence that his pages suffer less by
+translation than is the case with almost any other author.
+
+Freytag's highly polished sentences seem perfectly spontaneous, though
+we know that he went through a long period of rigid training before
+achieving success. "For five years," he himself writes, "I had pursued
+the secret of dramatic style; like the child in the fairy-tale I had
+sought it from the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars. At length I had found
+it: my soul could create securely and comfortably after the manner
+which the stage itself demanded." He had found it, we are given to
+understand, in part through the study of the French dramatists of his
+own day of whom Scribe was one just then in vogue. From them, says a
+critic, he learned "lightness of touch, brevity, conciseness,
+directness, the use of little traits as a means of giving insight into
+character, different ways of keeping the interest at the proper point
+of tension, and a thousand little devices for clearing the stage of
+superfluous figures or making needed ones appear at the crucial
+moment." Among his tricks of style, if we may call them so, are
+inversion and elision; by the one he puts the emphasis just where he
+wishes, by the other he hastens the action without sacrificing the
+meaning. Another of his weapons is contrast--grave and gay, high and
+low succeed each other rapidly, while vice and virtue follow suit.
+
+No writer ever trained himself for his work more consciously and
+consistently. He experimented with each play, watched its effect on
+his audiences, asked himself seriously whether their apparent want of
+interest in this or that portion was due to some defect in his work or
+to their own obtuseness. He had failures, but remarkably few, and they
+did not discourage him; nor did momentary success in one field
+prevent him from abandoning it for another in which he hoped to
+accomplish greater things. He is his own severest critic, and in his
+autobiography speaks of certain productions as worthless which are
+only relatively wanting in merit.
+
+Freytag's orderly treatment of his themes affords constant pleasure to
+the reader. He proceeds as steadily toward his climax as the builder
+does toward the highest point of his roof. He had learned much about
+climaxes, so he tells us himself, from Walter Scott, who was the first
+to see the importance of a great final or concluding effect.
+
+We have touched as yet merely on externals. Elegance of style,
+orderliness of arrangement, consecutiveness of thought alone would
+never have given Freytag his place in German literature. All these had
+first to be consecrated to the service of a great idea. That idea as
+expressed in _Debit and Credit_ is that the hope of the German nation
+rests in its steady commercial or working class. He shows the dignity,
+yes, the poetry of labor. The nation had failed to secure the needed
+political reforms, to the bitter disappointment of numerous patriots;
+Freytag's mission was to teach that there were other things worth
+while besides these constitutional liberties of which men had so long
+dreamed and for which they had so long struggled.
+
+Incidentally he holds the decadent noble up to scorn, and shows how he
+still clings to his old pretensions while their very basis is
+crumbling under him. It is a new and active life that Freytag
+advocates, one of toil and of routine, but one that in the end will
+give the highest satisfaction. Such ideas were products of the
+revolution of 1848, and they found the ground prepared for them by
+that upheaval. Freytag, as Fichte had done in 1807 and 1808,
+inaugurated a campaign of education which was to prove enormously
+successful. A French critic writes of _Debit and Credit_ that it was
+"the breviary in which a whole generation of Germans learned to read
+and to think," while an English translator (three translations of the
+book appeared in England in the same year) calls it the _Uncle Tom's
+Cabin_ of the German workingman. A German critic is furious that a
+work of such real literary merit should be compared to one so flat and
+insipid as Mrs. Stowe's production; but he altogether misses the
+point, which is the effect on the people of a spirited defense of
+those who had hitherto had no advocate.
+
+Freytag has been called an opportunist, but the term should not be
+considered one of reproach. It certainly was opportune that his great
+work appeared at the moment when it was most needed, a moment of
+discouragement, of disgust at everything high and low. It brought its
+smiling message and remained to cheer and comfort. _The Journalists_,
+too, was opportune, for it called attention to a class of men whose
+work was as important as it was unappreciated. Up to 1848, the year of
+the revolution, the press had been under such strict censorship that
+any frank discussion of public matters had been out of the question.
+But since then distinguished writers, like Freytag himself, had taken
+the helm. Even when not radical, they were dreaded by the
+reactionaries, and even Freytag escaped arrest in Prussia only by
+hastily becoming a court official of his friend the Duke of
+Saxe-Coburg and Gotha--within whose domains he already owned an estate
+and was in the habit of residing for a portion of each year--and thus
+renouncing his Prussian citizenship. Even Freytag's _Pictures from the
+German Past_ may be said to have been opportune. Already, for a
+generation, the new school of scientific historians--the Rankes, the
+Wattenbachs, the Waitzs, the Giesebrechts--had been piling up their
+discoveries, and collating and publishing manuscripts describing the
+results of their labors. They lived on too high a plane for the
+ordinary reader. Freytag did not attempt to "popularize" them by cheap
+methods. He served as an interpreter between the two extremes. He
+chose a type of facts that would have seemed trivial to the great
+pathfinders, worked them up with care from the sources, and by his
+literary art made them more than acceptable to the world at large. In
+these _Pictures from the German Past_, as in the six volumes of the
+series of historical romances entitled _The Ancestors_, a patriotic
+purpose was not wanting. Freytag wished to show his Germans that they
+had a history to be proud of, a history whose continuity was unbroken;
+the nation had been through great vicissitudes, but everything had
+tended to prove that the German has an inexhaustible fund of reserve
+force. Certain national traits, certain legal institutions, could be
+followed back almost to the dawn of history, and it would be found
+that the Germans of the first centuries of our era were not nearly so
+barbarous as had been supposed.
+
+And so with a wonderful talent for selecting typical and essential
+facts and not overburdening his narrative with detail he leads us down
+the ages. The hero of his introductory romance in _The Ancestors_ is a
+Vandal chieftain who settles among the Thuringians at the time of the
+great wandering of the nations--the hero of the last of the series is
+a journalist of the nineteenth century. All are descendants of the one
+family, and Freytag has a chance to develop some of his theories of
+heredity. Not only can bodily aptitudes and mental peculiarities be
+transmitted, but also the tendency to act in a given case much as the
+ancestor would have done.
+
+It cannot be denied that as Freytag proceeds with _The Ancestors_ the
+tendency to instruct and inform becomes too marked. He had begun his
+career in the world by lecturing on literature at the University of
+Breslau, but had severed his connection with that institution because
+he was not allowed to branch out into history. Possibly those who
+opposed him were right and the two subjects are incapable of
+amalgamation. Freytag in this, his last great work, revels in the
+fulness of his knowledge of facts, but shows more of the thoroughness
+of the scholar than of the imagination of the poet. The novels become
+epitomes of the history of the time. No type of character may be
+omitted. So popes and emperors, monks and missionaries, German
+warriors and Roman warriors, minstrels and students, knights,
+crusaders, colonists, landskechts, and mercenaries are dragged in and
+made to do their part with all too evident fidelity to truth.
+
+We owe much of our knowledge of Freytag's life to a charming
+autobiography which served as a prefatory volume to his collected
+works. Freytag lived to a ripe old age, dying in 1895 at the age of
+seventy-nine. Both as a newspaper editor and as a member of parliament
+(the former from 1848 to 1860, the latter for the four years from 1867
+to 1871) he had shown his patriotism and his interest in public
+affairs. Many of his numerous essays, written for the _Grenzboten_,
+are little masterpieces and are to be found among his collected works
+published in 1888. As a member of parliament, indeed, he showed no
+marked ability and his name is associated with no important measure.
+
+Not to conceal his shortcoming it must be said that Freytag, at the
+time of the accession to the throne of the present head of the German
+Empire, laid himself open to much censure by attacking the memory of
+the dead Emperor Frederick who had always been his friend and patron.
+
+In conclusion it may be said that no one claims for Freytag a place in
+the front rank of literary geniuses. He is no Goethe, no Schiller, no
+Dante, no Milton, no Shakespeare. He is not a pioneer, has not changed
+the course of human thought. But yet he is an artist of whom his
+country may well be proud, who has added to the happiness of hundreds
+of thousands of Germans, and who only needs to be better understood to
+be thoroughly enjoyed by foreigners.
+
+England and America have much to learn from him--the value of long,
+careful, and unremitting study; the advantage of being thoroughly
+familiar with the scenes and types of character depicted; the charm of
+an almost unequaled simplicity and directness. He possessed the rare
+gift of being able to envelop every topic that he touched with an
+atmosphere of elegance and distinction. His productions are not
+ephemeral, but are of the kind that will endure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+_GUSTAV FREYTAG_
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+#THE JOURNALISTS#
+
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
+
+ BERG, _retired Colonel_.
+
+ IDA, _his daughter_.
+
+ ADELAIDE RUNECK.
+
+ SENDEN, _landed proprietor_.
+ _
+ PROFESSOR OLDENDORF, _editor-in-chief_. |
+ |
+ CONRAD BOLZ, _editor_. |
+ |
+ BELLMAUS, _on the staff._. |
+ |
+ KÄMPE, _on the staff_. } of the newspaper
+ | _The Union_.
+ KÖRNER, _on the staff_. |
+ |
+ PRINTER HENNING, _owner_. |
+ |
+ MILLER, _factotum_. _|
+
+ _
+ BLUMENBERG, _editor_. |
+ } of the newspaper
+ SCHMOCK, _on the staff_. _| _Coriolanus_.
+
+
+
+ PIEPENBRINK, _wine merchant and voter_.
+
+ LOTTIE, _his wife_.
+
+ BERTHA, _their daughter_.
+
+ KLEINMICHEL _citizen and voter_.
+
+ FRITZ, _his son_.
+
+ JUDGE SCHWARZ.
+
+ _A foreign ballet-dancer._
+
+ KORB, _secretary for Adelaide's estate_.
+
+ CARL, _the Colonel's man-servant._
+
+ _A waiter._
+
+ _Club-guests._ _Deputations of citizens_.
+
+
+
+_Place of action: A provincial capital._
+
+
+THE JOURNALISTS[1] (1853)
+
+TRANSLATED BY ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_A summer parlor in the_ COLONEL'S _house. Handsome furnishings. In
+the centre of rear wall an open door, behind it a verandah and garden;
+on the sides of rear wall large windows. Right and left, doors; on the
+right, well in front, a window. Tables, chairs, a small sofa_.
+
+IDA _is sitting in front on the right reading a book. The_ COLONEL
+_enters through centre door with an open box in his hand in which are
+dahlias_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Here, Ida, are the new varieties of dahlias our gardener has grown.
+You'll have to rack your brains to find names for them. Day after
+tomorrow is the Horticultural Society meeting, when I am to exhibit
+and christen them.
+
+IDA.
+
+This light-colored one here should be called the "Adelaide."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide Buneck, of course. Your own name is out of the running, for
+as a little dahlia you have long been known to the flower-trade.
+
+IDA.
+
+One shall be called after your favorite writer, "Boz."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Splendid! And it must be a really fine one, this yellow one here with
+violet points. And the third one--how shall we christen that?
+
+IDA (_stretching out her hand entreatingly to her father_).
+
+"Edward Oldendorf."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What! The professor? The editor? Oh no, that will not do! It was bad
+enough for him to take over the paper; but that he now has allowed
+himself to be led by his party into running for Parliament--that I can
+never forgive him.
+
+IDA.
+
+Here he comes himself.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It used to be a pleasure to me to hear his footstep; now I can hardly
+keep from being rude when I see him.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good morning, Colonel!
+
+IDA (_with a friendly greeting_).
+
+Good morning, Edward. Help me to admire the new dahlias that father
+has grown.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But do not trouble the professor. Such trifles no longer interest him;
+he has bigger things in his head.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events I have not lost my ability to enjoy what gives you
+pleasure.
+
+COLONEL (_grumbling to himself_).
+
+You have not given me much proof of that. I fear you take pleasure in
+doing the very things that vex me. You are doubtless quite busy now
+with your election, Mr. Future Member of Parliament!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know, Colonel, that I myself have less than any one else to do
+with it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, I don't believe that! It is the usual custom in such elections, I
+imagine, to pay court to influential persons and shake hands with the
+voters, to make speeches, scatter promises, and do all the other
+little devil's tricks.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You yourself do not believe, Colonel, that I would do anything
+discreditable?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not? I am not so sure, Oldendorf. Since you have turned journalist,
+edit your _Union_ and daily reproach the State with its faulty
+organization, you are no longer what you used to be.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who up to this point has been conversing with_ IDA _about
+the flowers, but now turns to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Does what I now say or write conflict with my former views? It would
+be hard to convince me of that. And still less can you have noticed
+any change in my feelings or in my conduct toward you.
+
+COLONEL (_obdurate_).
+
+Well, I don't see what reason you would have for that. I am not going
+to spoil my morning by quarreling. Ida may try to straighten things
+out with you. I am going to my flowers. [_Takes the box and exit
+toward the garden._]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+What has put your father in such a bad humor? Has something in the
+newspaper vexed him again?
+
+IDA.
+
+I do not think so. But it annoys him that now in politics you again
+find it necessary to advocate measures he detests and attack
+institutions he reveres. (_Shyly._) Edward, is it really impossible
+for you to withdraw from the election?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It is impossible.
+
+IDA.
+
+I should then have you here, and father could regain his good humor;
+for he would highly appreciate the sacrifice you were making for him,
+and we could look forward to a future as peaceful as our past has
+been.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I know that, Ida, and I feel anything but pleasure at the prospect of
+becoming member for this town; yet I cannot withdraw.
+
+IDA (_turning away_).
+
+Father is right. You have changed entirely since becoming editor of
+the paper.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Ida! You too! If this is going to cause discord between us I shall
+indeed feel badly.
+
+IDA.
+
+Dear Edward! I am only grieving at losing you for so long.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am not yet elected. If I do become member and can have my way, I
+will take you to the capital and never let you leave my side again.
+
+IDA.
+
+Ah, Edward, we can't think of that now! But do spare father.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know how much I stand from him; and I don't give up hope of his
+becoming reconciled to me. The election once over, I will make another
+appeal to his heart. I may wrest from him a favorable answer that will
+mean our marriage.
+
+IDA.
+
+But do humor his little foibles. He is in the garden near his dahlia
+bed; express your delight over the gay colors. If you go at it
+skilfully enough perhaps he may still call one the "Edward Oldendorf."
+We have been talking of it already. Come! [_Exeunt both._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, CARL, SCHMOCK.
+
+SENDEN (_entering_).
+
+Is the Colonel alone?
+
+CARL.
+
+Professor Oldendorf is with him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Take in our names. [_Exit_ CARL.] This everlasting Oldendorf! I say,
+Blumenberg, this connection of the old gentleman with the _Union_ must
+stop. We cannot really call him one of us so long as the professor
+frequents this house. We need the Colonel's influential personality.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is the best-known house in town--the best society, good wine, and
+art.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I have my private reasons, too, for bringing the Colonel over to our
+side. And everywhere the professor and his clique block our way.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The friendship shall cease. I promise you that it shall cease,
+gradually, within the next few weeks. The first step has already been
+taken. The gentlemen of the _Union_ have fallen into the trap.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Into what trap?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The one I set for them in our paper. [_Turning upon_ SCHMOCK _who is
+standing in the doorway._] Why do you stand here, Schmock? Can't you
+wait at the gate?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I went where you did. Why should I not stand here? I know the Colonel
+as well as you do.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Don't be forward and don't be impudent. Go and wait at the gate, and
+when I bring you the article, quickly run with it to the
+press--understand?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I help understanding when you croak like a raven?
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A -G, Munich_
+AT THE CONCERT ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+BLUMENBERG (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+He is a vulgar person, but he is useful! Now that we are alone,
+listen! The other day when you brought me to call here, I begged the
+Colonel just to write down his ideas on the questions of the day.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, alas! You piled on the flattery much too thick, but the old
+gentleman did, nevertheless, at last take fire.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We begged him to read to us what he had written; he read it to us, we
+praised it.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was very tiresome all the same.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+I begged it of him for our paper.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, unfortunately! And now I must carry these bulky things to your
+press. These articles are too heavy; they won't do the _Coriolanus_
+any good.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Yet I printed them gladly. When a man has written for a paper he
+becomes a good friend of that paper. The Colonel at once subscribed
+for the _Coriolanus_, and, the next day, invited me to dinner.
+
+SENDEN (_shrugging his shoulders_).
+
+If that is all you gain by it!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is merely the beginning.--The articles are clumsy; why should I not
+say so?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+God knows they are!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And no one knows who the author is.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+That was the old gentleman's stipulation. I imagine he is afraid of
+Oldendorf.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And precisely what I anticipated has come to pass. Oldendorf's paper
+has today attacked these articles. Here is the latest issue of the
+_Union_.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Let me look at it. Well, that will be a fine mix-up! Is the attack
+insulting?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The Colonel will be sure to consider it so. Don't you think that that
+will help us against the professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor you are the slyest devil that ever crept out of an
+inkstand!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Give it to me, the Colonel is coming. _Enter the_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good morning, gentlemen!--[_aside_] and that Oldendorf should just
+happen to be here! If only he will remain in the garden! Well, Mr.
+Editor, how is the _Coriolanus_?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Our readers admire the new articles marked with an arrow. Is there any
+chance that some more--
+
+COLONEL (_drawing a manuscript from his pocket and looking round_).
+
+I rely on your discretion. As a matter of fact I wanted to read it
+through again on account of the structure of the sentences.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+That can best be done in the proof-reading.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I think it will do. Take it; but not a word--
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+You will let me send it at once to press. [_At the door._] Schmock!
+
+[SCHMOCK _appears at the door, takes the manuscript and exit
+quickly._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Blumenberg is keeping the sheet up to the mark, but, as he has
+enemies, he has to fight hard to defend himself.
+
+COLONEL (_amused_).
+
+Enemies? Who does not have them? But journalists have nerves like
+women. Everything excites you; every word that any one says against
+you rouses your indignation! Oh come, you are sensitive people!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Possibly you are right, Colonel. But when one has opponents like this
+_Union_--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, yes, the _Union_. It is a thorn in the flesh to both of you. There
+is a great deal in it that I cannot praise; but, really when it comes
+to sounding an alarm, attacking, and pitching in, it is cleverer than
+your paper. The articles are witty; even when they are on the wrong
+side one cannot help laughing at them.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Not always. In today's attack on the best articles the
+_Coriolanus_ has published in a long time I see no wit at all.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Attack on what articles?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+On yours, Colonel. I must have the paper somewhere about
+me.
+
+[_Searches, and gives him a copy of the Union._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf's paper attacks my articles! [_Reads._] "We regret
+such lack of knowledge--"
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"It is an unpardonable piece of presumption"--What! I am
+presumptuous?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"One may be in doubt as to whether the naïveté of the
+contributor is comical or tragical, but at all events he has no right
+to join in the discussion"--[_Throwing down the paper._] Oh, that is
+contemptible! It is a low trick!
+
+_Enter_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from the garden._
+
+SENDEN (_aside_).
+
+Now comes the cloud-burst!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Professor, your newspaper is making progress. To bad principles is now
+added something else--baseness.
+
+IDA (_frightened_).
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF (_coming forward_).
+
+Colonel, how can you justify this insulting expression?
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the paper to him_).
+
+Look here! That stands in your paper! In your paper, Oldendorf!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+The tone of the attack is not quite as calm as I could have wished--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not quite so calm? Not really?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+In substance the attack is justified.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! You dare say that to me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, I do not comprehend this attitude, and I beg you to consider
+that we are speaking before witnesses.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do not ask for any consideration. It would have been your place to
+show consideration for the man whose friendship you are otherwise so
+ready to claim.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, first of all, tell me frankly what is your own connection with
+the articles attacked in the _Coriolanus_?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A very chance connection, too insignificant in your eyes to deserve
+your regard. The articles are by me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Heavens!
+
+OLDENDORF (_vehemently_).
+
+By you? Articles in the paper of this gentleman?
+
+IDA (_entreating him_).
+
+Edward!
+
+OLDENDORF (_more calmly_).
+
+The _Union_ has attacked not you but an unknown person, who to us was
+merely a partisan of this gentleman. You would have spared us both
+this painful scene had you not concealed from me the fact that you are
+a correspondent of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You will have to stand my continuing not to make you a confidant of my
+actions. You have here given me a printed proof of your friendship,
+which does not make me long for other proofs.
+
+OLDENDORF (_taking up his hat_).
+
+I can only say that I deeply regret the occurrence, but do not feel
+myself in the least to blame. I hope, Colonel, that, when you think
+the matter over calmly, you will come to the same conclusion. Good-by,
+Miss Ida. Good day to you.
+
+[_Exit as far as centre door._]
+
+IDA (_entreating_).
+
+Father, don't let him leave us that way!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It is better than to have him stay.
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entering in elegant traveling costume, meets_ OLDENDORF _at
+the door_).
+
+Not so fast, Professor!
+
+[OLDENDORF _kisses her hand and leaves._]
+
+
+ IDA. }(_together_ Adelaide! [_Falls into her arms._]).
+ COLONEL. } Adelaide! And at such a moment!
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding_ IDA _fast and stretching out her hand to the_
+COLONEL).
+
+Shake hands with your compatriot. Aunt sends love, and Rosenau Manor,
+in its brown autumn dress, presents its humble compliments. The
+fields lie bare, and in the garden the withered leaves dance with the
+wind.--Ah, Mr. von Senden!
+
+COLONEL (_introducing_).
+
+Mr. Blumenberg, the editor.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We are delighted to welcome our zealous agriculturist to the city.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And we should have been pleased occasionally to meet our neighbor in
+the country.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He has a great deal to do here. He is a great politician, and works
+hard for the good cause.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, indeed, we read of his doings in the newspaper. I drove through
+your fields yesterday. Your potatoes are not all in yet. Your steward
+didn't get through with the work.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+You Rosenau people are privileged to get through a week earlier than
+any one else.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On the other hand, we have nothing to do but to farm. (_Amicably._)
+The neighbors send greetings.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Thank you. We must relinquish you now to friends who have more claim
+on you than we have. But will you not receive me in the course of the
+day so that I can ask for the news from home? [ADELAIDE _inclines her
+head._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Good-by, Colonel. (_To_ IDA.) My respectful compliments, Miss Berg.
+
+[_Exit together with_ BLUMENBERG.]
+
+IDA (_embracing_ ADELAIDE).
+
+I have you at last. Now everything will be all right!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is to be all right? Is anything not all right? Back there some
+one passed me more quickly than usual, and here I see glistening eyes
+and a furrowed brow. [_Kisses her on the eyes._] They shall not ruin
+your pretty eyes. And you, honored friend, turn a more friendly
+countenance to me.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You must stay with us all winter; it will be the first you have given
+us in a long time; we shall try to deserve such a favor.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+It is the first one since my father's death that I have cared to
+mingle with the world again. Besides, I have business that calls me
+here. You know I came of age this summer, and my legal friend, Judge
+Schwarz, requires my presence. Listen, Ida, the servants are
+unpacking, go and see that things are properly put away. (_Aside._)
+And put a damp cloth over your eyes for people can see that you have
+been crying. [_Exit_ IDA _to the right._ ADELAIDE _quickly goes up to
+the_ COLONEL.] What is the matter with Ida and the professor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That would be a long story. I shall not spoil my pleasure with it now.
+We men are at odds; our views are too opposed.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But were not your views opposed before this, too? And yet you were on
+such good terms with Oldendorf!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+They were not so extremely opposed as now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And which of you has changed his views?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+H'm! Why, he, of course. He is led astray in great part by his evil
+companions. There are some men, journalists on his paper, and
+especially there is a certain Bolz.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But probably you know him yourself. Why, he comes from your
+neighborhood.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a Rosenau boy.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I remember. Your father, the good old general, could not endure him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+At least he sometimes said so.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Since then this Bolz has become queer. His mode of life is said to be
+irregular, and I fear his morals are pretty loose. He is Oldendorf's
+evil genius.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That would be a pity!--No, I do not believe it!
+
+COLONEL. What do you not believe, Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling_).
+
+I do not believe in evil geniuses. What has gone wrong between you and
+Oldendorf can be set right again. Enemies today, friends
+tomorrow--that is the way in politics; but Ida's feelings will not
+change so quickly. Colonel, I have brought with me a beautiful design
+for a dress. That new dress I mean to wear this winter as bridesmaid.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No chance of it! You can't catch me that way, girl. I'll carry the war
+into the enemy's country. Why do you drive other people to the altar
+and let your own whole neighborhood joke you about being the Sleeping
+Beauty and the virgin farmer?
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_).
+
+Well, so they do.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+The richest heiress in the whole district! Courted by a host of
+adorers, yet so firmly intrenched against all sentiment; no one can
+comprehend it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+My dear Colonel, if our young gentlemen were as lovable as certain
+older ones--but, alas! they are not.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You shan't escape me. We shall hold you fast in town, until we find
+one among our young men whom you will deem worthy to be enrolled under
+your command. For whoever be your chosen husband, he will have the
+same experience I have had--namely, that, first or last, he will have
+to do your bidding.
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+Will you do my bidding with regard to Ida and the professor? Now I
+have you!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Will you do me the favor of choosing your husband this winter while
+you are with us? Yes? Now I have _you_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+It's a bargain! Shake hands! [_Holds out her hand to him._]
+
+COLONEL (_puts his hand in hers, laughing_).
+
+Well, you're outwitted.
+
+[_Exit through centre door._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+I don't think I am. What, Mr. Conrad Bolz! Is that your reputation
+among people! You live an irregular life? You have loose morals? You
+are an evil genius?--
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_through the centre door with a package_).
+
+Where shall I put the account-books and the papers, Miss Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+In my apartment. Tell me, dear Korb, did you find your room here in
+order?
+
+KORB.
+
+In the finest order. The servant has given me two wax candles; it is
+pure extravagance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You need not touch a pen for me this whole day. I want you to see the
+town and look up your acquaintances. You have acquaintances here, I
+suppose?
+
+KORB.
+
+Not very many. It is more than a year since I was last here.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_).
+
+But are there no people from Rosenau here?
+
+KORB.
+
+Among the soldiers are four from the village. There is John Lutz of
+Schimmellutz--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I know. Have you no other acquaintance here from the village?
+
+KORB.
+
+None at all, except him, of course--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Except him? Whom do you mean?
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, our Mr. Conrad.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, to be sure! Are you not going to visit him? I thought you had
+always been good friends.
+
+KORB.
+
+Going to visit him? That is the first place I am going to. I have been
+looking forward to it during the whole journey. He is a faithful soul
+of whom the village has a right to be proud.
+
+ADELAIDE (_warmly_).
+
+Yes, he has a faithful heart.
+
+KORB (_eagerly_).
+
+Ever merry, ever friendly, and so attached to the village! Poor man,
+it is a long time since he was there!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't speak of it!
+
+KORB.
+
+He will ask me about everything--about the farming--
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+And about the horses. The old sorrel he was so fond of riding is still
+alive. KORB. And about the shrubs he planted with you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Especially about the lilac-bush where my arbor now stands. Be sure you
+tell him about that.
+
+KORB.
+
+And about the pond. Three hundred and sixty carp!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And sixty gold-tench; don't forget that. And the old carp with the
+copper ring about his body, that he put there, came out with the last
+haul, and we threw him back again.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how he will ask about you, Miss Adelaide!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Tell him I am well.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how you have carried on the farming since the general died; and
+that you take his newspaper which I read aloud to the farm-hands
+afterward.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Just that you need not tell him. [_Sighing, aside._] On these lines I
+shall learn nothing whatever. [_Pause, gravely._] See here, dear Korb,
+I have heard all sorts of things about Mr. Bolz that surprise me. He
+is said to live an irregular life.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, I imagine he does; he always was a wild colt.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is said to spend more than his income.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, that is quite possible. But I am perfectly sure he spends it
+merrily.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Small consolation I shall get from him! (_Indifferently._) He has now
+a good position, I suppose; won't he soon be looking for a wife?
+
+KORB.
+
+A wife? No, he is not doing that. It is impossible.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, I heard something of the kind; at least he is said to be much
+interested in a young lady. People are talking of it.
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, that would be--no, I don't believe it. (_Hastily._) But I'll ask
+him about it at once.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, he would be the last person to tell you. One learns such things
+from a man's friends and acquaintances. The village people ought to
+know it, I suppose, if a Rosenau man marries.
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course they should. I must get at the truth of that.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You would have to go about it the right way. You know how crafty he
+is.
+
+KORB.
+
+Oh, I'll get round him all right. I'll find some way.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Go, dear Korb! [_Exit_ KORB.] Those were sad tidings with which the
+Colonel met me. Conrad--immoral, unworthy? It is impossible! A noble
+character cannot change to that extent. I do not believe one word of
+what they say!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the "Union." Doors in the centre and on both sides.
+On the left, in the foreground, a desk with newspapers and documents.
+On the right, a similar, smaller table. Chairs._
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, _through the side door on the right, then_ MILLER
+_through the centre door._
+
+BOLZ (_eagerly_).
+
+Miller! Factotum! Where is the mail?
+
+MILLER (_nimbly with a package of letters and newspapers_).
+
+Here is the mail, Mr. Bolz; and here, from the press, is the
+proof-sheet of this evening's issue to be corrected.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the left quickly opening, looking through, and
+marking letters with a pencil_).
+
+I have already corrected the proof, old rascal!
+
+MILLER.
+
+Not quite. Down here is still the "Miscellaneous" which Mr. Bellmaus
+gave the type-setters.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Let us have it!
+
+[_Reads in the newspaper._]
+
+"Washing stolen from the yard"--"Triplets
+born"--"Concert"--"Concert"--"Meeting of an
+Association"--"Theatre"--all in order--"Newly invented engine"--"The
+great sea-serpent spied."
+
+[_Jumping up._]
+
+What the deuce is this? Is he bringing up the old sea-serpent again?
+It ought to be cooked into a jelly for him, and he be made to eat it
+cold.
+
+[_Hurries to the door on the right._]
+
+Bellmaus, monster, come out!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_from the right, pen in hand_).
+
+What is the matter! Why all this noise?
+
+BOLZ (_solemnly_).
+
+Bellmaus, when we did you the honor of intrusting you with the odds
+and ends for this newspaper, we never expected you to bring the
+everlasting great sea-serpent writhing through the columns of our
+journal!--How could you put in that worn-out old lie?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+It just fitted. There were exactly six lines left.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That is an excuse, but not a good one. Invent your own stories. What
+are you a journalist for? Make a little "Communication," an
+observation, for instance, on human life in general, or something
+about dogs running around loose in the streets; or choose a
+bloodcurdling story such as a murder out of politeness, or how a
+woodchuck bit seven sleeping children, or something of that kind. So
+infinitely much happens, and so infinitely much does not happen, that
+an honest newspaper man ought never to be without news.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Give it here, I will change it.
+
+[_Goes to the table, looks into a printed sheet, cuts a clipping from
+it with large shears, and pastes it on the copy of the newspaper._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That's right, my son, so do, and mend thy ways.
+
+[_Opening the door on the right._]
+
+Kämpe, can you come in a moment? (_To_ MILLER, _who is waiting at the
+door._) Take that proof straight to the press!
+
+[MILLER _takes the sheet from_ BELLMAUS _and hurries off._]
+
+_Enter_ KÄMPE.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+But I can't write anything decent while you are making such a noise.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You can't? What have you just written, then? At most, I imagine, a
+letter to a ballet-dancer or an order to your tailor.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+No, he writes tender letters. He is seriously in love, for he took me
+walking in the moonlight yesterday and scorned the idea of a drink.
+
+KÄMPE (_who has seated himself comfortably_).
+
+Gentlemen, it is unfair to call a man away from his work for the sake
+of making such poor jokes.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, yes, he evidently slanders you when he maintains that you love
+anything else but your new boots and to some small degree your own
+person. You yourself are a love-spurting nature, little Bellmaus. You
+glow like a fusee whenever you see a young lady. Spluttering and smoky
+you hover around her, and yet don't dare even to address her. But we
+must be lenient with him; his shyness is to blame. He blushes in
+woman's presence, and is still capable of lovely emotions, for he
+started out to be a lyric poet.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I don't care to be continually reproached with my poems. Did I ever
+read them to you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, thank Heaven, that audacity you never had. (_Seriously._) But,
+now, gentlemen, to business. Today's number is ready. Oldendorf is not
+yet here, but meanwhile, let us hold a confidential session. Oldendorf
+_must_ be chosen deputy from this town to the next Parliament; our
+party and the _Union must_ put that through. How does our stock stand
+today?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Remarkably high. Our opponents agree that no other candidate would be
+so dangerous for them, and our friends everywhere are most hopeful.
+But you know how little that may signify. Here is the list of the
+voters. Our election committee sends word to you that our calculations
+were correct. Of the hundred voters from our town, forty surely ours.
+About an equal number are pledged to the other party; the remnant of
+some twenty votes are undecided. It is clear that the election will
+be determined by a very small majority.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Of course we shall have that majority--a majority of from eight to ten
+votes. Just say that, everywhere, with the greatest assuredness. Many
+a one who is still undecided will come over to us on hearing that we
+are the stronger. Where is the list of our uncertain voters? [_Looks
+it over._]
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+I have placed a mark wherever our friends think some influence might
+be exerted.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I see two crosses opposite one name; what do they signify?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+That is Piepenbrink, the wine-dealer Piepenbrink. He has a large
+following in his district, is a well-to-do man, and, they say, can
+command five or six votes among his adherents.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Him we must have. What sort of a man is he?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+He is very blunt, they say, and no politician at all.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But he has a pretty daughter.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+What's the use of his pretty daughter? I'd rather he had an ugly
+wife--one could get at him more easily.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, but he has one--a lady with little curls and fiery red ribbons
+in her cap.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Wife or no wife, the man must be ours. Hush, some one is coming; that
+is Oldendorf's step. He needn't know anything of our conference. Go to
+your room, gentlemen. To be continued this evening.
+
+KÄMPE (_at the door_).
+
+It is still agreed, I suppose, that in the next number I resume the
+attack on the new correspondent of the _Coriolanus_, the one with the
+arrow.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, indeed. Pitch into him, decently but hard. Just now, on the eve
+of the election, a little row with our opponents will do us good; and
+the articles with the arrow give us a great opening.
+
+[_Exeunt_ KÄMPE _and_ BELLMAUS.]
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _through centre door._
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good-day, Conrad.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the right, looking over the list of voters_).
+
+Blessed be thy coming! The mail is over there; there is nothing of
+importance.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do you need me here today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, my darling. This evening's issue is ready. For tomorrow Kämpe is
+writing the leading article.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+About what?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A little skirmish with the _Coriolanus_. Another one against the
+unknown correspondent with the arrow who attacked our party. But do
+not worry; I told Kämpe to make the article dignified, very dignified.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+For Heaven's sake, don't! The article must not be written.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I fail to comprehend you. What use are political opponents if you
+cannot attack them?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Now see here! These articles were written by the Colonel; he told me
+so himself today.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Thunder and lightning!
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+You may imagine that along with this admission went other intimations
+which place me just now in a very uncomfortable position as regards
+the Colonel and his family.
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+And what does the Colonel want you to do?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He will be reconciled to me if I resign the editorship of this paper
+and withdraw as candidate for election.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil! He is moderate in his demands!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I suffer under this discord; to you, as my friend, I can say so.
+
+BOLZ (_going up to him and pressing his hand_).
+
+Solemn moment of manly emotion!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Don't play the clown just now. You can imagine how unpleasant my
+position in the Colonel's house has become. The worthy old gentleman
+either frigid or violent; the conversation spiced with bitter
+allusions; Ida suffering--I can often see that she has been crying. If
+our party wins and I become member for the town, I fear I shall lose
+all hope of marrying Ida.
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+And if you withdraw it will be a serious blow to our party. (_Rapidly
+and emphatically._) The coming session of Parliament will determine
+the fate of the country. The parties are almost equal. Every loss is a
+blow of a vote to our cause. In this town we have no other candidate
+but you, who is sufficiently popular to make his election probable. If
+you withdraw from the contest, no matter what the reason, our
+opponents win.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Unfortunately what you say is true.
+
+BOLZ (_with continued vehemence_).
+
+I won't dwell on my confidence in your talents. I am convinced that,
+in the House, and, possibly, as one of the ministers, you will be of
+service to your country. I merely ask you, now, to remember your duty
+to our political friends, who have pinned their faith on you, and to
+this paper and ourselves, who for three years have worked for the
+credit of the name of Oldendorf which heads our front page. Your honor
+is at stake, and every moment of wavering is wrong.
+
+OLDENDORF (_dignified_).
+
+You are exciting yourself without reason. I too deem it wrong to
+retire now when I am told that our cause needs me. But in confessing
+to you, my friend, that my decision means a great personal sacrifice,
+I am not compromising either our cause or ourselves as individuals.
+
+BOLZ (_soothingly_).
+
+Right you are! You are a loyal comrade. And so peace, friendship,
+courage! Your old Colonel won't be inexorable.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He has grown intimate with Senden, who flatters him in every way, and
+has plans, I fear, which affect me also. I should feel still more
+worried but for knowing that I have now a good advocate in the
+Colonel's house. Adelaide Runeck has just arrived.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide Runeck? She into the bargain! (_Quickly calling through the
+door on the right._) Kämpe, the article against the knight of the
+arrow is not to be written. Understand?
+
+_Enter_ KÄMPE.
+
+KÄMPE (_at the door, pen in hand_).
+
+But what is to be written, then?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil only knows! See here! Perhaps I can induce Oldendorf to
+write the leading article for tomorrow himself. But at all events you
+must have something on hand.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+But what?
+
+BOLZ (_excitedly_).
+
+For all I care write about emigration to Australia; that, at any rate,
+will give no offense.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Good! Am I to encourage it or advise against it?
+
+BOLZ (_quickly_).
+
+Advise against it, of course; we need every one who is willing to work
+here at home. Depict Australia as a contemptible hole. Be perfectly
+truthful but make it as black as possible--how the Kangaroo, balled
+into a heap, springs with invincible malice at the settler's head,
+while the duckbill nips at the back of his legs; how the gold-seeker
+has, in winter, to stand up to his neck in salt water while for three
+months in summer he has not a drop to drink; how he may live through
+all that only to be eaten up at last by thievish natives. Make it very
+vivid and end up with the latest market prices for Australian wool
+from the _Times_. You'll find what books you need in the library.
+[_Slams the door to._]
+
+OLDENDORF (_at the table_).
+
+Do you know Miss Runeck? She often inquires about you in her letters
+to Ida.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Indeed? Yes, to be sure, I know her. We are from the same village--she
+from the manor-house, I from the parsonage. My father taught us
+together. Oh, yes, I know her!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+How comes it that you have drifted so far apart? You never speak of
+her.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+H'm! It is an old story--family quarrels, Montagues and Capulets. I
+have not seen her for a long time.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+I hope that you too were not estranged by politics.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Politics did, indeed, have something to do with our separation; you
+see it is the common misfortune that party life destroys friendship.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Sad to relate! In religion any educated man will tolerate the
+convictions of another; but in politics we treat each other like
+reprobates if there be the slightest shade of difference of opinion
+between us.
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+Matter for our next article! (_Aloud._) "The slightest shade of
+difference of opinion between us." Just what I think! We must have
+that in our paper! (_Entreating)_. Look! A nice little virtuous
+article: "An admonition to our voters--Respect our opponents, for they
+are, after all, our brothers!" (_Urging him more and more._)
+Oldendorf, that would be something for you--there is virtue and
+humanity in the theme; writing will divert you, and you owe the paper
+an article because you forbade the feud. Please do me the favor! Go
+into the back room there and write. No one shall disturb you.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+You are just a vulgar intriguer!
+
+BOLZ (_forcing him from his chair_).
+
+Please, you'll find ink and paper there. Come, deary, come! [_He
+accompanies him to the door on the left. Exit_ OLDENDORF. BOLZ
+_calling after him._] Will you have a cigar? An old Henry Clay?
+[_Draws a cigar-case from his pocket._] No? Don't make it too short;
+it is to be the principal article! [_He shuts the door, calls through
+the door on the right._] The professor is writing the article himself.
+See that nobody disturbs him! [_Coming to the front._] So that is
+settled.--Adelaide here in town! I'll go straight to her! Stop, keep
+cool, keep cool! Old Bolz, you are no longer the brown lad from the
+parsonage. And even if you were, _she_ has long since changed. Grass
+has grown over the grave of a certain childish inclination. Why are
+you suddenly thumping so, my dear soul? Here in town she is just as
+far off from you as on her estates. [_Seating himself and playing with
+a pencil._] "Nothing like keeping cool," murmured the salamander as he
+sat in the stove fire.
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB.
+
+Is Mr. Bolz in?
+
+BOLZ (_jumping up_).
+
+Korb! My dear Korb! Welcome, heartily welcome! It is good of you not
+to have forgotten me. [_Shakes hands with him._] I am very glad to see
+you.
+
+KORB.
+
+And I even more to see you. Here we are in town. The whole village
+sends greetings! From Anton the stable-boy--he is now head man--to the
+old night watchman whose horn you once hung up on the top of the
+tower. Oh, what a pleasure this is!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+How is Miss Runeck? Tell me, old chap!
+
+KORB.
+
+Very well indeed, now. But we have been through much. The late general
+was ill for four years. It was a bad time. You know he was always an
+irritable man.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, he was hard to manage.--
+
+KORB.
+
+And especially during his illness. But Miss Adelaide took care of
+him, so gentle and so pale, like a perfect lamb. Now, since his death,
+Miss Adelaide runs the estate, and like the best of managers. The
+village is prospering again. I will tell you everything, but not until
+this evening. Miss Adelaide is waiting for me; I merely ran in quickly
+to tell you that we are here.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Don't be in such a hurry, Korb.--So the people in the village still
+think of me!
+
+KORB.
+
+I should say they did! No one can understand why you don't come near
+us. It was another matter while the old gentleman was alive, but now--
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+My parents are dead; a stranger lives in the parsonage.
+
+KORB.
+
+But we in the manor-house are still alive! Miss Runeck would surely be
+delighted--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Does she still remember me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course she does. This very day she asked about you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+What did she ask, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+She asked me if it was true what people are saying, that you have
+grown very wild, make debts, run after girls, and are up to the devil
+generally.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good gracious! You stood up for me, I trust?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course! I told her that all that might be taken for granted with
+you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Confound it! That's what she thinks of me, is it? Tell me, Korb, Miss
+Adelaide has many suitors, has she not?
+
+KORB.
+
+The sands of the sea are as nothing to it.
+
+BOLZ (_vexed_).
+
+But yet she can finally choose only one, I suppose.
+
+KORB (_slyly_).
+
+Correct! But which one? That's the question.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Which do you think it will be?
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is difficult to say. There is this Mr. von Senden who is
+now living in town. If any one has a chance it is probably he. He
+fusses about us like a weasel. Just as I was leaving he sent to the
+house a whole dozen of admission cards to the great fête at the club.
+It must be the sort of club where the upper classes go arm-in-arm with
+the townspeople.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, it is a political society of which Senden is a director. It is
+casting out a great net for voters. And the Colonel and the ladies are
+going?
+
+KORB.
+
+I hear they are. I, too, received a card.
+
+BOLZ (_to himself_).
+
+Has it come to this? Poor Oldendorf!--And Adelaide at the club fête of
+Mr. von Senden!
+
+KORB (_to himself_).
+
+How am I going to begin and find out about his love-affairs?
+(_Aloud._) Oh, see here, Mr. Conrad, one thing more! Have you possibly
+some real good friend in this concern to whom you could introduce me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Why, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+It is only--I am a stranger here, and often have commissions and
+errands where I need advice. I should like to have some one to consult
+should you chance to be away, or with whom I could leave word for you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You will find me here at almost any time of day. [_At the door._]
+Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.] You see this gentleman here. He is an
+honored old friend of mine from my native village. Should he happen
+not to find me here, you take my place.--This gentleman's name is
+Bellmaus, and he is a good fellow.
+
+KORB.
+
+I am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Bellmaus.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+And I to make yours. You have not told me his name yet.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Korb. He has had a great deal to carry in his life, and has often
+carried me on his back, too.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I too am pleased, Mr. Korb. [_They shake hands._]
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is in order, and now I must go or Miss Adelaide will be
+waiting.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good-by! Hope to see you very soon again.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB; _exit_ BELLMAUS _through door on the right._]
+
+BOLZ (_alone_).
+
+So this Senden is courting her! Oh, that is bitter!
+
+_Enter_ HENNING, _followed by_ MILLER.
+
+HENNING (_in his dressing-gown, hurriedly, with a printed roll in his
+hand_).
+
+Your servant, Mr. Bolz! Is "opponent" spelt with one p or with two
+p's? The new proofreader has corrected it one p.
+
+BOLZ (_deep in his thoughts_).
+
+Estimable Mr. Henning, the _Union_ prints it with two p's.
+
+HENNING.
+
+I said so at once. [_To_ MILLER.] It must be changed; the press is
+waiting.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER _hastily._]
+
+I took occasion to read the leading article. Doubtless you wrote it
+yourself. It is very good, but too sharp, Mr. Bolz. Pepper and
+mustard--that will give offense; it will cause bad blood.
+
+BOLZ (_still deep in his thoughts, violently_).
+
+I always did have an antipathy to this man!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsche Verlagsgesellschaft,
+Stuttgart_. NATURE ENTHUSIASTS. ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+HENNING (_hurt_).
+
+How? What? Mr. Bolz? You have an antipathy to me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+To whom? No, dear Mr. Henning, you are a good fellow and would be the
+best newspaper owner in the world, if only you were not often as
+frightened as a hare. [_Embraces him._] My regards to Mrs. Henning,
+sir, and leave me alone. I am thinking up my next article.
+
+HENNING (_while he is being thrust out_).
+
+But do, please, write very moderately and kindly, dear Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ (_alone, walking to and fro again_).
+
+Senden avoids me whenever he can. He stands things from me that any
+one else would strongly resent. Is it possible that he suspects--
+
+_Enter_ MILLER.
+
+MILLER (_hurriedly_).
+
+A lady I don't know wishes to pay her respects to you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A lady! And to me?
+
+MILLER.
+
+To the editor. [_Hands him a card._]
+
+BOLZ (_reads_).
+
+Leontine Pavoni-Gessler, _née_ Melloni from Paris. She must have to do
+with art. Is she pretty?
+
+MILLER.
+
+H'm! So, so!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Then tell her we are very sorry that we cannot have the pleasure, that
+it is the editor's big washing-day.
+
+MILLER.
+
+What?
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+Washing, children's washing. That we are sitting up to the elbows in
+soapsuds.
+
+MILLER (_laughing_).
+
+And I am to--
+
+BOLZ (_impatiently_).
+
+You're a blockhead! [_At the door._] Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.]
+Stay here and receive the visitor. [_Gives him the card._]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Ah, that is the new ballet-dancer who is expected here. [_Inspecting
+his coat._] But I'm not dressed for it!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+All the more dressed she will be. [_To_ MILLER.] Show the lady in.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER.]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But really I cannot--
+
+BOLZ (_irritably_).
+
+Oh the devil, don't put on airs! [_Goes to the table, puts papers in
+the drawer, seizes his hat._]
+
+_Enter_ MADAME PAVONI.
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Have I the honor of seeing before me the editor of the _Union_?
+
+BELLMAUS (_bowing_).
+
+To be sure--that is to say--won't you kindly be seated? [_Pushes up
+chairs._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide is clear-sighted and clever. How can she possibly fail to see
+through that fellow?
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Mr. Editor, the intelligent articles about art which adorn your
+paper--have prompted me--
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Oh, please!
+
+BOLZ. (_having made up his mind_).
+
+I must gain entrance into this club-fête!
+
+[_Exit with a bow to the lady._ BELLMAUS _and_ MADAME PAVONI _sit
+facing each other._]
+
+
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor. In the foreground on the right_ IDA
+_and_ ADELAIDE, _next to_ ADELAIDE _the_ COLONEL, _all sitting. In
+front of them a table with coffee set._
+
+COLONEL (_in conversation with_ ADELAIDE, _laughing_).
+
+A splendid story, and cleverly told! I am heartily glad that you are
+with us, dear Adelaide. Now, at any rate, we shall talk about
+something else at table besides this everlasting politics! H'm! The
+professor has not come today. He never used to miss our coffee-hour.
+
+[_Pause;_ ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _look at each other._ IDA _sighs._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Perhaps he has work to do.
+
+IDA.
+
+Or he is vexed with us because I am going to the fête tonight.
+
+COLONEL (_irritably_).
+
+Nonsense, you are not his wife nor even openly his fiancée. You are in
+your father's house and belong in my circle.--H'm! I see he treasures
+it up against me that I did some plain speaking the other day. I think
+I was a little impatient.
+
+ADELAIDE (_nodding her head_).
+
+Yes, a little, I hear.
+
+IDA.
+
+He is worried about the way you feel, dear father.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, I have reason enough to be vexed; don't remind me of it. And
+that, in addition, he lets himself be mixed up in these elections, is
+unpardonable.
+
+[_Walks up and down._]
+
+But you had better send for him, Ida.
+
+IDA _rings. Enter_ CARL.
+
+IDA.
+
+Our compliments to the professor and we are waiting coffee for him.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, that about waiting was not quite necessary. Why, we have
+finished our coffee.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ida has not finished yet.
+
+IDA.
+
+Hush!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Why did he ever let himself be put up as candidate? He has plenty to
+do as it is.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pure ambition, girls. The devil of ambition possesses these young men.
+He impels them as steam does a locomotive.
+
+IDA.
+
+No, father, _he_ never thought of himself in the matter.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It does not stand out quite so nakedly as, "I must make a career for
+myself," or "I wish to become a famous man." The procedure is more
+delicate. The good friends come along and say: "Your duty to the good
+cause requires you to--it is a crime against your country if you do
+not--it is a sacrifice for you but we demand it." And so a pretty
+mantle is thrown around vanity, and the candidate issues forth--from
+pure patriotism of course! Don't teach an old soldier worldly wisdom.
+We, dear Adelaide, sit calmly by and laugh at such weaknesses.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And are indulgent toward them when we have so good a heart as you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, one profits by experience.
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden and two other gentlemen.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What do they want? Pleased to see them!
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+Allow me to have them shown in here, children. Senden never stays
+long. He is a roving spirit.
+
+[_The ladies rise._]
+
+IDA.
+
+The hour is again spoiled for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't mind it; we shall have all the more time to dress.
+
+[_Exeunt_ IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _on the left._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, _a third gentleman._
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, we come on behalf of the committee for the approaching
+election to notify you that that committee has unanimously voted to
+make you, Colonel, our party's candidate.
+
+COLONEL. _Me?_
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The committee begs you to accept this nomination so that the necessary
+announcement can be made to the voters at this evening's fête.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are you in earnest, dear Senden? Where did the committee get such an
+idea?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, our president, who had previously agreed to run for our town,
+found that it would be more advantageous to be candidate from a
+provincial district; apart from him no one of our townsmen is so well
+known and so popular with the citizens as yourself. If you accede to
+our request our party is certain of victory; if you refuse, there is
+every probability that our opponents will have their own way. You will
+agree with us that such an eventuality must be avoided under all
+circumstances.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I see all that; but, on personal grounds, it is impossible for me to
+help our friends in this matter.
+
+SENDEN (_to the others_).
+
+Let me explain to the Colonel certain things which will possibly make
+him look favorably on our request.
+
+[_Exeunt_ BLUMENBERG _and the other gentlemen into the garden, where
+they are visible from time to time._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But, Senden, how could you put me in this embarrassing position! You
+know that for years Oldendorf has frequented my house and that it will
+be extremely unpleasant for me openly to oppose him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If the professor is really so devoted to you and your household, he
+has now the best opportunity to show it. It is a foregone conclusion
+that he will at once withdraw.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am not quite so sure of that; he is very stubborn in many ways.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If he do not withdraw such egotism can scarcely still be called
+stubbornness. And in such a case you would scarcely be under
+obligations to him; obligations, Colonel, which might work injury to
+the whole country. Besides, he has no chance of being elected if you
+accept, for you will defeat him by a majority not large but sure.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are we so perfectly certain of this majority!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I think I can guarantee it. Blumenberg and the other gentlemen have
+made very thorough inquiries.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It would serve the professor quite right if he had to withdraw in my
+favor.--But no--no; it will not do at all, my friend.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We know, Colonel, what a sacrifice we are asking of you, and that
+nothing could compensate you for it save the consciousness of having
+done your country a great service.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be sure.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It would be so regarded in the capital, too, and I am convinced that
+your entering the House would also cause pleasure in other circles
+than those of your numerous friends and admirers.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I should meet there many old friends and comrades. (_Aside_.) I should
+be presented at Court.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The minister of war asked very warmly after you the other day; he too
+must have been one of your companions in arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes indeed! As young blades we served in the same company and played
+many mad pranks together. It would be a pleasure to see him now in the
+House, drawing his honest face into dark lines. He was a wild devil in
+the regiment, but a fine boy.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Nor will he be the only one to receive you with open arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+In any case, I should have to think the matter over.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Don't be angry, Colonel, if I urge you to decide. This evening we have
+to introduce their candidate to our citizen guests. It is high time,
+or all is lost.
+
+COLONEL (_hesitating_).
+
+Senden, you put a knife to my throat!
+
+[SENDEN, _from the door, motions the gentlemen in the garden to come
+in_.]
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We venture to urge you, knowing that so good a soldier as you,
+Colonel, makes up his mind quickly.
+
+COLONEL (_after struggling inwardly_).
+
+Well, so be it, gentlemen, I accept! Tell the committee I appreciate
+their confidence. This evening we will talk over details.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We thank you, Colonel. The whole town will be rejoiced to hear of your
+decision.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good-by until this evening.
+
+[_Exeunt the visitors_;
+
+COLONEL _alone, thoughtfully_.]
+
+I fear I ought not to have accepted so quickly; but I had to do the
+minister of war that favor. What will the girls say to it? And
+Oldendorf?
+
+[_Enter_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+There he is himself.
+
+[_Clears his throat_.]
+
+He will be astonished. I can't help it, he must withdraw. Good
+morning, Professor, you come just at the right moment.
+
+OLDENDORF (_hastily_).
+
+Colonel, there is a report in town that Mr. von Senden's party have
+put you up as their candidate. I ask for your own assurance that you
+would not accept such a nomination.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And, supposing the proposition had been made to me, why should I not
+accept as well as you? Yes, rather than you; for the motives that
+would determine me are sounder than your reasons.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+So there is some foundation then to the rumor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be frank, it is the truth. I have accepted. You see in me your
+opponent.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Nothing so bad has yet occurred to trouble our relations. Colonel,
+could not the memory of a friendship, hearty and undisturbed for
+years, induce you to avoid this odious conflict?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf, I could not act otherwise, believe me. It is your place now
+to remember our old friendship. You are a younger man, let alone other
+relationships; you are the one now to withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF (_more excitedly_).
+
+Colonel, I have known you for years. I know how keenly and how deeply
+you feel things and how little your ardent disposition fits you to
+bear the petty vexations of current politics, the wearing struggle of
+debates. Oh, my worthy friend, do listen to my exhortations and take
+back your consent.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Let that be my concern. I am an old block of hard timber. Think of
+yourself, dear Oldendorf. You are young, you have fame as a scholar;
+your learning assures you every success. Why, in another sphere of
+activity, do you seek to exchange honor and recognition for naught but
+hatred, mockery, and humiliation? For with such views as yours you
+cannot fail to harvest them. Think it over. Be sensible, and withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, could I follow my own inclinations I should do so on the
+spot. But in this contest I am under obligations to my friends. I
+cannot withdraw now.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly_).
+
+Nor can I withdraw, lest I harm the good cause. We are no further now
+than in the beginning. (_Aside_.) Obstinate fellow!
+
+[_Both walk up and down on opposite sides of the stage._]
+
+You have not the least chance whatever of being elected, Oldendorf; my
+friends are sure of having the majority of the votes. You are exposing
+yourself to a public defeat. (_Kindly_.) I should dislike having you
+of all people beaten by me; it will cause gossip and scandal. Just
+think of it! It is perfectly useless for you to conjure up the
+conflict.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Even if it were such a foregone conclusion as you assume, Colonel, I
+should still have to hold out to the end. But as far as I can judge
+the general sentiment, the result is by no means so certain. And
+think, Colonel, if you should happen to be defeated--
+
+COLONEL (_irritated_).
+
+I tell you, that will not be the case.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But if it should be? How odious that would be for both of us! How
+would you feel toward me then! I might possibly welcome a defeat in my
+heart; for you it would be a terrible mortification, and, Colonel, I
+dread this possibility.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+For that very reason you should withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I can no longer do so; but there is still time for you.
+
+COLONEL (_vehemently_).
+
+Thunder and lightning, sir, I have said yes; I am not the man to cap
+it with a no!
+
+[_Both walk up and down._]
+
+That appears to end it, Professor! My wishes are of no account to you;
+I ought to have known that! We must go our separate ways. We have
+become open opponents; let us be honest enemies--
+
+OLDENDORF (_seizing the_ COLONEL'S _hand_).
+
+Colonel, I consider this a most unfortunate day; for I see sad results
+to follow. Rest assured that no circumstances can shake my love and
+devotion for you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+We are drawn up in line of battle, as it were. You mean to let
+yourself be defeated by an old military man. You shall have your
+desire.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I ask your permission to tell Miss Ida of our conversation.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat uneasy_).
+
+You had better not do that just now, Professor. An opportunity will
+come in due time. At present the ladies are dressing. I myself will
+say what is necessary.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Farewell, Colonel, and think of me without hard feelings.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I will try my best, Professor.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+He has not given in! What depths of ambition there are in these
+scholars!
+
+_Enter_ IDA, ADELAIDE.
+
+IDA.
+
+Was not that Edward's voice?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, my child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And he has gone away again! Has anything happened?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, yes, girls. To make a long story short, Oldendorf does not
+become member for this town, but I.
+
+ADELAIDE} (_together_.) You, Colonel? IDA } You, father?
+
+IDA.
+
+Has Edward withdrawn?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Is the election over?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Neither one nor the other. Oldendorf has proved his much-vaunted
+devotion to us by not withdrawing, and election day is not yet past.
+But from what I hear there is no doubt that Oldendorf will be
+defeated.
+
+IDA.
+
+And you, father, have come out before everybody as his opponent?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And what did Oldendorf say to that, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't excite me, girls! Oldendorf was stubborn, otherwise he behaved
+well, and as far as that is concerned all is in order. The grounds
+which determined me to make the sacrifice are very weighty. I will
+explain them to you more fully another time. The matter is decided; I
+have accepted; let that suffice for the present.
+
+IDA.
+
+But, dear father--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Leave me in peace, Ida, I have other things to think of. This evening
+I am to speak in public; that is, so to say, the custom at such
+elections. Don't worry, my child, we'll get the better of the
+professor and his clique.
+
+[_Exit_ COLONEL _toward the garden_. IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _stand facing
+each other and wring their hands._]
+
+IDA.
+
+What do you say to that?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are his daughter--what do _you_ say?
+
+IDA.
+
+Not possible!--Father! Scarcely had he finished explaining to us
+thoroughly what petty mantles ambition assumes in such elections--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, he described them right vividly, all the little wraps and cloaks
+of vanity.
+
+IDA.
+
+And within an hour he lets them throw the cloak about himself. Why, it
+is terrible! And if father is not elected? It was wrong of Edward not
+to give in to father's weakness. Is that your love for me, Professor?
+He, too, never thought of me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Shall I tell you what? Let us hope that they both fail. These
+politicians! It was bad enough for you when only one was in politics;
+now that both have tasted of the intoxicating drink you are done for.
+Were I ever to come into a position to make a man my master, I should
+impose upon him but one condition, the wise rule of conduct of my old
+aunt: Smoke tobacco, my husband, as much as you please; at most it
+will spoil the walls; but never dare to look at a newspaper--that will
+spoil your character.
+
+[KORB _appears at the door_.]
+
+What news do you bring, Korb?
+
+KORB (_hastily, mysteriously_).
+
+It isn't true!
+
+ADELAIDE (_the same_). What isn't true?
+
+KORB.
+
+That he has a fiancée. He has no idea of it. His friend says he has
+but one lady-love.
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+Who is she?
+
+KORB. His newspaper.
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_relieved_).
+
+Ah, indeed. (_Aloud_.)
+
+One can see by that how many falsehoods people tell. It is good, dear
+Korb.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA. What isn't true?
+
+ADELAIDE (_sighing_).
+
+Well, that we women are cleverer than men. We talk just as wisely and
+I fear are just as glad to forget our wisdom at the first opportunity.
+We are all of us together poor sinners!
+
+IDA.
+
+You can joke about it. You never knew what it was to have your father
+and the man you loved oppose each other as enemies.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do you think so! Well, I once had a good friend who had foolishly
+given her heart to a handsome, high-spirited boy. She was a mere child
+and it was a very touching relationship: knightly devotion on his part
+and tender sighings on hers. Then the young heroine had the misfortune
+to become very jealous, and so far forgot poetry and deportment as to
+give her heart's chosen knight a box on the ear. It was only a little
+box, but it had fateful consequences. The young lady's father had seen
+it and demanded an explanation. Then the young knight acted like a
+perfect hero. He took all the blame upon himself and told the alarmed
+father that he had asked the young lady to kiss him--poor fellow, he
+never had the courage for such a thing!--and the blow had been her
+answer. A stern man was the father; he treated the lad very harshly.
+The hero was sent away from his family and his home, and the heroine
+sat lonely in her donjon-tower and mourned her lost one.
+
+IDA.
+
+She ought to have told her father the truth.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, she did. But her confession made matters only worse. Years have
+gone by since then, and the knight and his lady are now old people and
+have become quite sensible.
+
+IDA (_smiling_).
+
+And, because they are sensible, do they not love each other any
+longer?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+How the man feels about it, dear child, I cannot tell you exactly. He
+wrote the lady a very beautiful letter after the death of her
+father--that is all I know about it. But the lady has greater
+confidence than you, for she still hopes. (_Earnestly_.) Yes, she
+hopes; and even her father permitted that before he died--you see, she
+still hopes.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+And who is the banished one for whom she still hopes?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Hush, dearest, that is a dark secret. Few persons living know about
+it; and when the birds on the trees of Rosenau tell each other the
+story they treat it as a dim legend of their forefathers. They then
+sing softly and sorrowfully, and their feathers stand on end with awe.
+In due time you shall learn all about it; but now you must think of
+the fête, and of how pretty you are going to look.
+
+IDA.
+
+On the one hand the father, on the other the lover--how will it end?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do not worry. The one is an old soldier, the other a young statesman;
+two types that we women have wound around our little fingers from time
+immemorial! [_Both leave_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Side room of a public hall. The rear wall a great arch with columns,
+through which one looks into the lighted hall and through it into another.
+On the left, toward the front, a door. On the right, tables and chairs;
+chandeliers. Later, from time to time distant music. In the hall ladies
+and gentlemen walking about or standing in groups_. SENDEN, BLUMENBERG,
+_behind them_ SCHMOCK _coming from the hall_.
+
+SENDEN. All is going well. There is a splendid spirit in the company.
+These good townspeople are delighted with our arrangements. It was a
+fine idea of yours, Blumenberg, to have this fête.
+
+BLUMENBEEG. Only hurry and get people warmed up! It's a good thing to
+begin with some music. Vienna waltzes are best on account of the
+women. Then comes a speech from you, then some solo singing, and, at
+supper, the introduction of the Colonel, and the toasts. It can't help
+being a success; the men must have hearts of stone if they don't give
+their votes in return for such a fête.
+
+SENDEN. The toasts have been apportioned.
+
+BLUMENBERG. But the music?--Why has the music stopped?
+
+SENDEN. I am waiting for the Colonel to arrive.
+
+BLUMENBERG. He must be received with a blare of trumpets. It will
+flatter him, you know.
+
+SENDEN. That's what I ordered. Directly after, they start up a march
+and we bring him in procession.
+
+BLUMENBERG. First rate! That will lend solemnity to his entrance. Only
+think up your speech. Be popular, for today we are among the rabble.
+
+_Enter guests, among them_ HENNING.
+
+SENDEN (_doing the honors with BLUMENBERG_). Delighted to see you
+here! We knew that you would not fail us. Is this your wife?
+
+GUEST. Yes, Mr. von Senden, this is my wife.
+
+SENDEN. You here, too, Mr. Henning? Welcome, my dear sir!
+
+HENNING. I was invited by my friend and really had the curiosity to
+come. My presence, I hope, will not be unpleasant to any one?
+
+SENDEN. Quite the contrary. We are most pleased to greet you here.
+
+[_Guests leave through centre door_; SENDEN _goes out in conversation
+with them._]
+
+BLUMENBERG. He knows how to manage people. It's the good manners of
+these gentlemen that does it. He is useful--useful to me too. He
+manages the others, and I manage him. [_Turning, he sees_ SCHMOCK,
+_who is hovering near the door_.] What are you doing here? Why do you
+stand there listening? You are not a door-keeper! See that you keep
+out of my vicinity. Divide yourself up among the company.
+
+SCHMOCK. Whom shall I go to if I know none of these people at all? You
+are the only person I know.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Why must you tell people that you know me? I consider it
+no honor to stand next to you.
+
+SCHMOCK. If it is not an honor it's not a disgrace either; But I can
+stay by myself.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Have you money to get something to eat? Go to the
+restaurant-keeper and order something charged to me. The committee
+will pay for it.
+
+SCHMOCK. I don't care to go and eat. I have no need to spend anything.
+I have had my supper.
+
+[_Blare of trumpets and march in the distance. Exit_ BLUMENBERG.
+SCHMOCK _alone, coming forward, angrily_.]
+
+I hate him! I'll tell him I hate him, that I despise him from the
+bottom of my heart!
+
+[_Turns to go, comes back._]
+
+But I cannot tell him so, or he will cut out all I send in for the
+special correspondence I write for his paper! I will try to swallow it
+down!
+
+_[Exit through centre door_.]
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, KÄMPE, BELLMAUS _by side door_.
+
+BOLZ (_marching in_). Behold us in the house of the Capulets!
+[_Pretends to thrust a sword into its scabbard._] Conceal your swords
+under roses. Blow your little cheeks up, and look as silly and
+innocent as possible. Above all, don't let me see you get into a row,
+and if you meet this Tybaldus Senden be so good as to run round the
+corner.
+
+[_The procession is seen marching through the rear halls_.]
+
+You, Romeo Bellmaus, look out for the little women. I see more
+fluttering curls and waving kerchiefs there than are good for your
+peace of mind.
+
+KÄMPE. I bet a bottle of champagne that if one of us gets into a row
+it will be you.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly. But I promise you that you shall surely come in for
+your share of it. Now listen to my plan of operations. You
+Kämpe--[_Enter_ SCHMOCK.] Stop! Who is that? Thunder! The factotum of
+the _Coriolanus_! Our _incognito_ has not lasted long.
+
+SCHMOCK (_even before the last remark, has been seen looking in at the
+door, coming forward_). I wish you good evening, Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ. I wish you the same and of even better quality, Mr. Schmock.
+
+SCHMOCK. Might I have a couple of words with you?
+
+BOLZ. A couple? Don't ask for too few, noble armor-bearer of the
+_Coriolanus_! A couple of dozen words you shall have, but no more.
+
+SCHMOCK. Could you not employ me on your paper.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ KÄMPE _and_ BELLMAUS). Do you hear that? On our paper? H'm!
+'Tis much you ask, noble Roman!
+
+SCHMOCK. I am sick of the _Coriolanus_. I would do any kind of work
+you needed done. I want to be with respectable people, where one can
+earn something and be treated decently.
+
+BOLZ. What are you asking of us, slave of Rome? We to entice you away
+from your party--never! We do violence to your political convictions?
+Make you a renegade? We bear the guilt of your joining our party? No,
+sir! We have a tender conscience. It rises in arms against your
+proposition!
+
+SCHMOCK. Why do you let that trouble you? Under Blumenberg I have
+learned to write whichever way the wind blows. I have written on the
+left and again on the right. I can write in any direction.
+
+BOLZ. I see you have character. You would be a sure success on our
+paper. Your offer does us honor, but we cannot accept it now. So
+momentous an affair as your defection needs deep consideration.
+Meanwhile you will have confided in no unfeeling barbarian. (_Aside to
+the others_.) We may be able to worm something out of him. Bellmaus,
+you have the tenderest heart of us three; you must devote yourself to
+him today.
+
+BELLMAUS. But what shall I do with him?
+
+BOLZ. Take him into the restaurant, sit down in a corner with him,
+pour punch into every hollow of his poor head until his secrets jump
+out like wet mice. Make him chatter, especially about the elections.
+Go, little man, and take good care not to get overheated yourself and
+babble.
+
+BELLMAUS. In that case I shall not see much of the fête.
+
+BOLZ. That's true, my son! But what does the fête mean to you? Heat,
+dust, and stale dance-music. Besides, we will tell you all about it in
+the morning; and then you are a poet, and can imagine the whole affair
+to be much finer than it really was. So don't take it to heart. You
+may think you have a thankless role, but it is the most important of
+all, for it requires coolness and cleverness. Go, mousey, and look out
+about getting overheated.
+
+BELLMAUS. I'll look out, old tom-cat.--Come along Schmock!
+
+[BELLMAUS _and_ SCHMOCK _leave_.]
+
+BOLZ. We might as well separate, too.
+
+KÄMPE. I'll go and see how people feel. If I need you I'll look you
+up.
+
+BOLZ. I had better not show myself much. I'll stay around here.
+
+[_Exit_ KÄMPE.]
+
+Alone at last!
+
+[_Goes to centre door_.]
+
+There stands the Colonel, closely surrounded. It is she! She is here,
+and I have to lie in hiding like a fox under the leaves.--But she has
+falcon eyes,--perhaps--the throng disperses--she is walking through
+the hall arm-in-arm with Ida--(_Excitedly_.) They are drawing nearer!
+(_Irritably_.) Oh, bother! There is Korb rushing toward me! And just
+now!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB. Mr. Conrad! I can't believe my eyes! You here, at this fête!
+
+BOLZ (_hastily_). Hush, old chap! I'm not here without a reason. I can
+trust you--you're one of us, you know.
+
+KORB. Body and soul. Through all the talking and fiddling I've kept
+saying to myself, "Long live the _Union!"_ Here she is!
+
+[_Shows him a paper in his pocket_.]
+
+BOLZ. Good, Korb, you can do me a great favor. In a corner of the
+refreshment room Bellmaus is sitting with a stranger. He is to pump
+the stranger, but cannot stand much himself and is likely to say
+things he shouldn't. You'll do the party a great service if you will
+hurry in and drink punch so as to keep Bellmaus up to the mark. You
+have a strong head--I know it from of old.
+
+KORB (_hastily_). I go! You are as full of tricks as ever, I see. You
+may rely on me. The stranger shall succumb, and the _Union_ shall
+triumph.
+
+[_Exit quickly. The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ. Poor Schmock! [_At the door_.]
+
+Ah, they are still walking through the hall. Ida is being spoken to,
+she stops, Adelaide goes on--(_Excitedly_.) she's coming, she's coming
+alone!
+
+ADELAIDE (_makes a motion as though to pass the door, but suddenly
+enters_. BOLZ _bows_). Conrad! My dear doctor!
+
+[_Holds out her hand_. BOLZ _bends low over it_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in joyous emotion_). I knew you at once from a distance.
+Let me see your faithful face. Yes, it has changed but little--a scar,
+browner, and a small line about the mouth. I hope it is from laughing.
+
+BOLZ. If at this moment I feel like anything but laughing it is only a
+passing malignity of soul. I see myself double, like a melancholy
+Highlander. In your presence my long happy childhood passes bodily
+before my eyes. All the joy and pain it brought me I feel as vividly
+again as though I were still the boy who went into the wood for you in
+search of wild adventures and caught robin-red-breasts. And yet the
+fine creature I see before me is so different from my playmate that I
+realize I am only dreaming a beautiful dream. Your eyes shine as
+kindly as ever, but--(_Bowing_.) I have scarcely the right still to
+think of old dreams.
+
+ADELAIDE. Possibly I, too, am not so changed as you think; and changed
+though we both be, we have remained good friends, have we not?
+
+BOLZ. Rather than give up one iota of my claim to your regard, I would
+write and print and try to sell malicious articles against myself.
+
+ADELAIDE. And yet you have been too proud all this time even to come
+and see your friend in town. Why have you broken with the Colonel?
+
+BOLZ. I have not broken with him. On the contrary, I have a very
+estimable position in his house--one that I can best keep by going
+there as seldom as possible. The Colonel, and occasionally Miss Ida,
+too, like to assuage their anger against Oldendorf and the newspaper
+by regarding me as the evil one with horns and hoofs. A relationship
+so tender must be handled with care--a devil must not cheapen himself
+by appearing every day.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, I hope you will now abandon this lofty viewpoint. I am
+spending the winter in town, and I hope that for love of your
+boyhood's friend you will call on my friends as a denizen of this
+world.
+
+BOLZ. In any role you apportion me.
+
+ADELAIDE. Even in that of a peace-envoy between the Colonel and
+Oldendorf?
+
+BOLZ. If peace be at the cost of Oldendorf's withdrawal, then no.
+Otherwise I am ready to serve you in all good works.
+
+ADELAIDE. But I fear that this is the only price at which peace can be
+purchased. You see, Mr. Conrad, we too have become opponents.
+
+BOLZ. To do anything against your wishes is horrible to me, son of
+perdition though I be. So my saint wills and commands that Oldendorf
+do not become member of Parliament?
+
+ADELAIDE. I will it and command it, Mr. Devil!
+
+BOLZ. It is hard. Up in your heaven you have so many gentlemen to
+bestow on Miss Ida; why must you carry off a poor devil's one and only
+soul, the professor?
+
+ADELAIDE. It is just the professor I want, and you must let me have
+him.
+
+BOLZ. I am in despair. I would tear my hair were the place not so
+unsuitable. I dread your anger. The thought makes me tremble that you
+might not like this election.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, try to stop the election, then.
+
+BOLZ. That I cannot do. But so soon as it is over I am fated to mourn
+and grow melancholy over your anger. I shall withdraw from the
+world--far, far to the North Pole. There I shall end my days sadly,
+playing dominoes with polar bears, or spreading the elements of
+journalistic training among the seals. That will be easier to endure
+than the scathing glance of your eyes.
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_). Yes, that's the way you always were. You made
+every possible promise and acted exactly as you pleased. But before
+starting for the North Pole, perhaps you will make one more effort to
+reconcile me here.
+
+[KÄMPE _is seen at the door._]
+
+Hush!--I shall look forward to your visit. Farewell, my re-found
+friend!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+BOLZ. And thus my good angel turns her back to me in anger! And now,
+politics, thou witch, I am irretrievably in thy power!
+
+[_Exit quickly through centre door._]
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, MRS. PIEPENBRINK, BERTHA _escorted by_ FRITZ
+KLEINMICHEL, _and_ KLEINMICHEL _through centre door. Quadrille behind
+the scenes._
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thank Heaven, we are out of this crowd!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. It is very hot.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. And the music is too loud. There are too many trumpets
+and I hate trumpets.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here's a quiet spot; we'll sit down here.
+
+FRITZ. Bertha would prefer staying in the ball-room. Might I not go
+back with her?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have no objection to you young people going back into
+the ball-room, but I prefer your staying here with us. I like to keep
+my whole party together.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Stay with your parents, my child!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sit down! (_To his wife._) You sit at the corner, Fritz
+comes next to me. You take Bertha between you, neighbors. Her place
+will soon be at your table, anyway.
+
+[_They seat themselves at the table on the right--at the left corner_
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK, _then he himself_, FRITZ, BERTHA, KLEINMICHEL.]
+
+FRITZ. When will "soon" be, godfather? You have been saying that this
+long time, but you put off the wedding day further and further.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is no concern of yours.
+
+FRITZ. I should think it is, godfather! Am I not the man that wants
+to marry Bertha?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That's a fine argument! Any one can want that. But it's I
+who am to give her to you, which is more to the point, young man; for
+it is going to be hard enough for me to let the little wag-tail leave
+my nest. So you wait. You shall have her, but wait!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. He will wait, neighbor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I should strongly advise him to do so. Hey! Waiter,
+waiter!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckman, A.-G. Munich_ ON THE TERRACE
+ADOLF VON MENZEL]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What poor service one gets in such places!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes._]
+
+My name is Piepenbrink. I brought along six bottles of my own wine.
+The restaurant-keeper has them. I should like them here.
+
+[_While the waiter is bringing the bottles and glasses_ BOLZ _and_
+KÄMPE _appear. Waiter from time to time in the background._]
+
+BOLZ (_aside to_ KÄMPE). Which one is it?
+
+KÄMPE. The one with his back to us, the broad-shouldered one.
+
+BOLZ. And what kind of a business does he carry on?
+
+KÄMPE. Chiefly red wines.
+
+BOLZ. Good! (_Aloud._) Waiter, a table and two chairs here! A bottle
+of red wine!
+
+[_Waiter brings what has been ordered to the front, on the left._]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What are those people doing here?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is the trouble with such promiscuous assemblies,
+that one never can be alone.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. They seem respectable gentlemen; I think I have seen one
+of them before.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_decisively_). Respectable or not, they are in our way.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, to be sure, so they are.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself with_ KÄMPE). Here, my friend, we can sit
+quietly before a bottle of red wine. I hardly dare to pour it out, for
+the wine at such restaurants is nearly always abominable. What sort of
+stuff do you suppose this will be?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_irritated_). Indeed? Just listen to that!
+
+KÄMPE. Let's try it.
+
+[_Pours out; in a low voice._]
+
+There is a double P. on the seal; that might mean Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I am curious to know what these greenhorns will
+have to say against the wine.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Be quiet, Philip, they can hear you over there.
+
+BOLZ (_in a low tone_). I'm sure you are right. The restaurant takes
+its wine from him. That's his very reason for coming.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't seem to be thirsty; they are not drinking.
+
+BOLZ (_tastes it; aloud_). Not bad!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). Indeed?
+
+BOLZ (_takes another sip_). A good, pure wine.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_relieved_). The fellow's judgment is not so bad.
+
+BOLZ. But it does not compare with a similar wine that I recently
+drank at a friend's house.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed?
+
+BOLZ. I learned then that there is only one man in town from whom a
+sensible wine-drinker should take his red wine.
+
+KÄMPE. And that is?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). I really should like to know.
+
+BOLZ. It's a certain Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_nodding his head contentedly_). Good!
+
+KÄMPE. Yes, it is well known to be a very reliable firm.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't know that their own wine, too, is from my
+cellars. Ha! Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_turning to him_). Are you laughing at us, Sir?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ha! Ha! Ha! No offense. I merely heard you talking about
+the wine. So you like Piepenbrink's wine better than this here? Ha!
+Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_slightly indignant_). Sir, I must request you to find my
+expressions less comical. I do not know Mr. Piepenbrink, but I have
+the pleasure of knowing his wine; and so I repeat the assertion that
+Piepenbrink has better wine in his cellar than this here. What do you
+find to laugh at in that? You do not know Piepenbrink's wines and have
+no right to judge of them.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I do not know Piepenbrink's wines, I do not know Philip
+Piepenbrink either, I never saw his wife--do you hear that,
+Lottie?--And when his daughter Bertha meets me I ask, "Who is that
+little black-head?" That is a funny story. Isn't it, Kleinmichel?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. It is very funny! [_Laughs._]
+
+BOLZ (_rising with dignity_). Sir, I am a stranger to you and have
+never insulted you. You look honorable and I find you in the society
+of charming ladies. For that reason I cannot imagine that you came
+here to mock at strangers. As man to man, therefore, I request you to
+explain why you find my harmless words so astonishing. If you don't
+like Mr. Piepenbrink why do you visit it on us?
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(rising_). Don't get too excited, Sir. Now, see here! The
+wine you are now drinking is also from Piepenbrink's cellar, and I
+myself am the Philip Piepenbrink for whose sake you are pitching into
+me. Now, do you see why I laugh?
+
+BOLZ. Ah, is that the way things stand? You yourself are Mr.
+Piepenbrink? Then I am really glad to make your acquaintance. No
+offense, honored Sir!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No, no offense. Everything is all right.
+
+BOLZ. Since you were so kind as to tell us your name, the next thing
+in order is for you to learn ours. I'm Bolz, Doctor of Philosophy, and
+my friend here is Mr. Kämpe.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Pleased to meet you.
+
+BOLZ. We are comparative strangers in this company and had withdrawn
+to this side room as one feels slightly embarrassed among so many new
+faces. But we should be very sorry if by our presence we in any way
+disturbed the enjoyment of the ladies and the conversation of so
+estimable a company. Tell us frankly if we are in the way, and we will
+find another place.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. You seem to me a jolly fellow and are not in the least in
+my way, Doctor Bolz--that was the name, was it not?
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. We, too, are strangers here and had only just sat
+down. Piepenbrink!
+
+[_Nudges him slightly._]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I tell you what, Doctor, as you are already acquainted
+with the yellow-seal from my cellar and have passed a very sensible
+verdict upon it, how would it be for you to give it another trial
+here? Sit down with us if you have nothing better to do, and we will
+have a good talk together.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity, as throughout this whole scene, during which both
+he and KÄMPE must not seem to be in any way pushing_). That is a very
+kind invitation, and we accept it with pleasure. Be good enough, dear
+Sir, to present us to your company.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This here is my wife.
+
+BOLZ. Do not be vexed at our breaking in upon you, Madam. We promise
+to behave ourselves and to be as good company as lies in the power of
+two shy bachelors.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here is my daughter.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). One could have known that from the
+likeness.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This is my friend, Mr. Kleinmichel, and this, Fritz
+Kleinmichel, my daughter's fiancé.
+
+BOLZ. I congratulate you, gentlemen, on such delightful society. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Permit me to sit next to the lady of the house. Kämpe, I
+thought you would sit next to Mr. Kleinmichel.
+
+[_They sit down_.]
+
+Now we alternate! Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes to him_.]
+
+Two bottles of this!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Hold on! You won't find that wine here. I brought my own
+kind. You're to drink with me.
+
+BOLZ. But Mr. Piepenbrink----
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No remonstrances! You drink with me. And when I ask any
+one to drink with me, Sir, I don't mean to sip, as women do, but to
+drink out and fill up. You must make up your mind to that.
+
+BOLZ. Well, I am content. We as gratefully accept your hospitality as
+it is heartily offered. But you must then let me have my revenge. Next
+Sunday you are all to be my guests, will you? Say yes, my kind host!
+Punctually at seven, informal supper. I am single, so it will be in a
+quiet, respectable hotel. Give your consent, my dear Madam. Shake
+hands on it, Mr. Piepenbrink.--You, too, Mr. Kleinmichel and Mr.
+Fritz!
+
+[_Holds out his hand to each of them_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. If my wife is satisfied it will suit me all right.
+
+BOLZ. Done! Agreed! And now the first toast. To the good spirit who
+brought us together today, long may he live!--[_Questioning those
+about him_.] What's the spirit's name?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. Chance.
+
+BOLZ. No, he has a yellow cap.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yellow-seal is his name.
+
+BOLZ. Correct! Here's his health! We hope the gentleman may last a
+long time, as the cat said to the bird when she bit its head off.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. We wish him long life just as we are putting an end to
+him.
+
+BOLZ. Well said! Long life!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Long life!
+
+[_They touch glasses_. PIEPENBRINK _to his wife_.]
+
+It is going to turn out well today, after all.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. They are very modest nice men.
+
+BOLZ. You can't imagine how glad I am that our good fortune brought us
+into such pleasant company. For although in there everything is very
+prettily arranged--
+
+PIEPENBRINK. It really is all very creditable.
+
+BOLZ. Very creditable! But yet this political society is not to my
+taste.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ah, indeed! You don't belong to the party, I suppose, and
+on that account do not like it.
+
+BOLZ. It's not that! But when I reflect that all these people have
+been invited, not really to heartily enjoy themselves, but in order
+that they shall presently give their votes to this or that gentleman,
+it cools my ardor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oh, it can hardly be meant just that way. Something could
+be said on the other side--don't you think so, comrade?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. I trust no one will be asked to sign any agreement here.
+
+BOLZ. Perhaps not. I have no vote to cast and I am proud to be in a
+company where nothing else is thought of but enjoying oneself with
+one's neighbor and paying attention to the queens of society--to
+charming women! Touch glasses, gentlemen, to the health of the ladies,
+of the two who adorn our circle. [_All touch glasses_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Come here, Lottie, your health is being drunk.
+
+BOLZ. Young lady, allow a stranger to drink to your future prosperity.
+
+
+PIEPENBRINK. What else do you suppose they are going to do in there?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. I hear that at supper there are to be speeches, and
+the candidate for election, Colonel Berg, is to be introduced.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. A very estimable gentleman.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, it is a good choice the gentlemen on the committee
+have made.
+
+ADELAIDE, _who has been visible in the rear, now saunters in_.
+
+ADELAIDE. He sitting here? What sort of a company is that?
+
+KÄMPE. People say that Professor Oldendorf has a good chance of
+election. Many are said to be going to vote for him.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have nothing to say against him, only to my mind he is
+too young.
+
+SENDEN _is seen in the rear, later_ BLUMENBERG _and guests_.
+
+SENDEN. You here, Miss Runeck?
+
+ADELAIDE. I'm amusing myself with watching those queer people. They
+act as though the rest of the company were non-existent.
+
+SENDEN. What do I see? There sits the _Union_ itself and next to one
+of the most important personages of the fête!
+
+[_The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ (_who has meanwhile been conversing with_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK _but
+has listened attentively--to_ MR. PIEPENBRINK). There, you see the
+gentlemen cannot desist from talking politics after all. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Did you not mention Professor Oldendorf?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yes, my jolly Doctor, just casually.
+
+BOLZ. When you talk of him I heartily pray you to say good things
+about him; for he is the best, the noblest man I know.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed? You know him?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Are you possibly a friend of his!
+
+BOLZ. More than that. Were the professor to say to me today: "Bolz, it
+will help me to have you jump into the water," I should have to jump
+in, unpleasant as it would be to me just at this moment to drown in
+water.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oho! That is strong!
+
+BOLZ. In this company I have no right to speak of candidates for
+election. But if I did have a member to elect he should be the
+one--he, first of all.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. But you are very much prejudiced in the man's favor.
+
+BOLZ. His political views do not concern me here at all. But what do I
+demand of a member? That he be a man; that he have a warm heart and a
+sure judgment, and that he know unwaveringly and unquestionably what
+is good and right; furthermore, that he have the strength to do what
+he knows to be right without delay, without hesitation.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Bravo!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. But the Colonel, too, is said to be that kind of a man.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly he is, I do not know; but of Oldendorf I know it. I
+looked straight into his heart on the occasion of an unpleasant
+experience I went through. I was once on the point of burning to
+powder when he was kind enough to prevent it. Him I have to thank for
+sitting here. He saved my life.
+
+SENDEN. He lies abominably!
+
+[_Starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Be still! I believe there is some truth
+to the story.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well now, it was very fine of him to save your life; but
+that kind of thing often happens.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Do tell us about it, Doctor!
+
+BOLZ. The little affair is like a hundred others and would not
+interest me at all, had I not been through it myself. Picture to
+yourself an old house. I am a student living on the third floor. In
+the house opposite me lives a young scholar; we do not know each
+other. At dead of night I am awakened by a great noise and a strange
+crackling under me. If it were mice, they must have been having a
+torchlight procession for the room was brilliantly illuminated. I rush
+to the window, the bright flame from the story under me leaps up to
+where I stand. My window-panes burst about my head, and a vile cloud
+of smoke rushes in on me. There being no great pleasure under the
+circumstances in leaning out of the window, I rush to the door and
+throw it open. The stairs, too, cannot resist the mean impulse
+peculiar to old wood, they are all ablaze. Up three flights of stairs
+and no exit! I gave myself up for lost. Half unconscious I hurried
+back to the window. I heard the cries from the street, "A man! a man!
+This way with the ladder!" A ladder was set up. In an instant it began
+to smoke and to burn like tinder. It was dragged away. Then streams of
+water from all the engines hissed in the flames beneath me. Distinctly
+I could hear each separate stream striking the glowing wall. A fresh
+ladder was put up; below there was deathly silence and you can imagine
+that I, too, had no desire to make much of a commotion in my fiery
+furnace. "It can't be done," cried the people below. Then a full, rich
+voice rang out: "Raise the ladder higher!" Do you know, I felt
+instantly that this was the voice of my rescuer. "Hurry!" cried those
+below. Then a fresh cloud of vapor penetrated the room. I had had my
+share of the thick smoke, and lay prostrate on the ground by the
+window.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Poor Doctor Bolz!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_eagerly_). Go on!
+
+[SENDEN _starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Please, let him finish, the story is
+true!
+
+BOLZ. Then a man's hand seizes my neck. A rope is wound round me under
+the arms, and a strong wrist raises me from the ground. A moment later
+I was on the ladder, half dragged, half carried; with shirt aflame,
+and unconscious, I reached the pavement.--I awoke in the room of the
+young scholar. Save for a few slight burns, I had brought nothing with
+me over into the new apartment; all my belongings were burned. The
+stranger nursed me and cared for me like a brother. Not until I was
+able to go out again did I learn that this scholar was the same man
+who had paid his visit to me that night on the ladder. You see the man
+has his heart in the right spot, and that's why I wish him now to
+become member of Parliament, and why I could do for him what I would
+not do for myself; for him I could electioneer, intrigue, or make
+fools of honest people. That man is Professor Oldendorf.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, he's a tremendously fine man! [_Rising_.] Here's to
+the health of Professor Oldendorf! [_All rise and touch glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ (_bowing pleasantly to all--to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). I see warm
+sympathy shining in your eyes, dear madam, and I thank you for it. Mr.
+Piepenbrink, I ask permission to shake your hand; you are a fine
+fellow. [_Slaps him on the back and embraces him_.] Give me your hand,
+Mr. Kleinmichel! [_Embraces him_.] And you, too, Mr. Fritz
+Kleinmichel! May no child of yours ever sit in the fire, but if he
+does may there ever be a gallant man at hand to pull him out. Come
+nearer, I must embrace you, too.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK (_much moved_). Piepenbrink, we have veal-cutlets
+tomorrow. What do you think? [_Converses with him in a low tone_.]
+
+ADELAIDE. His spirits are running away with him!
+
+SENDEN. He is unbearable! I see that you are as indignant as I am. He
+snatches away our people; it can no longer be endured.
+
+BOLZ (_who had gone the rounds of table, returning and standing in
+front of_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). It really isn't right to let it stop
+here. Mr. Piepenbrink, head of the house, I appeal to you, I ask your
+permission--hand or mouth?
+
+ADELAIDE (_horrified, on the right toward the front_). He is actually
+kissing her!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sail in, old man, courage!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Piepenbrink, I no longer know you!
+
+ADELAIDE (_at the moment when_ BOLZ _is about to kiss_ MRS.
+PIEPENBRINK _crosses the stage, passing them casually, as it were, and
+holds her bouquet between_ BOLZ _and_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK. _In a low
+tone, quickly to_ BOLZ). You're going too far! You are being watched!
+
+[_Passes to the rear on the left, and exit_.]
+
+BOLZ. A fairy interferes!
+
+SENDEN _(who has already been haranguing some of the other guests,
+including_ BLUMENBERG, _noisily pushes forward at this moment--to
+those at the table_). He is presumptuous; he has thrust himself in!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_bringing down his hand on the table and rising_). Oho! I
+like that! If I kiss my wife or let her be kissed, that is nobody's
+concern whatever! Nobody's! No man and no woman and no fairy has a
+right to put a hand before her mouth.
+
+BOLZ. Very true! Splendid! Hear! Hear!
+
+SENDEN. Revered Mr. Piepenbrink, no offense against you! The company
+is charmed to see you here. Only to Mr. Bolz we will remark that his
+presence is causing scandal. So completely opposed are his political
+principles that we must regard his appearing at this fête as an
+unwarrantable intrusion!
+
+BOLZ. My political principles opposed? In society I know no other
+political principle than this--to drink with nice people and not to
+drink with those whom I do not consider nice. With you, Sir, I have
+not drunk.
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(striking the table_). That was a good one!
+
+SENDEN _(hotly)_. You thrust yourself in here!
+
+BOLZ _(indignantly)_. Thrust myself in?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thrust himself in? Old man, you have an entrance ticket,
+I suppose?
+
+BOLZ _(frankly)_. Here is my ticket! It is not you I am showing it to,
+but this honorable man from whom you are trying to estrange me by
+your attack. Kämpe, give your ticket to Mr. Piepenbrink. He is the man
+to judge of all the tickets in the world!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here are two tickets just exactly as valid as my own.
+Why, you scattered them right and left like sour grape juice. Oho! I
+see quite well how things stand! I'm not one of your crowd, either,
+but you want to get me. That's why you came to my house again and
+again--because you expected to capture me. Because I am a voter,
+that's why you're after me. But because this honorable man is not a
+voter he does not count for you at all. We know those smooth tricks!
+
+SENDEN. But, Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(interrupting him, more angrily)_. Is that any reason for
+insulting a peaceful guest? Is it a reason for closing my wife's
+mouth? It is an injustice to this man, and he shall stay here as long
+as I do. And he shall stay here by my side. And whoever attempts to
+attack him will have to deal with me!
+
+BOLZ. Your fist, good sir! You're a faithful comrade! And so
+hand-in-hand with you Philip, I defy the Capulet and his entire clan!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Philip! Right you are, Conrad, my boy! Come here! They
+shall swell with anger till they burst! Here's to Philip and Conrad!
+_[They drink brotherhood.]_
+
+BOLZ. Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. So, old chum! Shall I tell you what! Since we are having
+so good a time I think we'll leave all these people to their own
+devices, and all of you come home with me. I'll brew a punch and we'll
+sit together as merrily as jackdaws. I'll escort you, Conrad, and the
+rest of you go ahead.
+
+SENDEN _(and guests)_. But do listen, _revered_ Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I'll listen to nothing. I'm done with you!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS _and other guests_.
+
+BELLMAUS _(hurrying through the crowd_). Here I am!
+
+BOLZ. My nephew! Gracious Madam, I put him under your protection!
+Nephew, you escort Madam Piepenbrink. (MRS. PIEPENBRINK _takes a firm
+grip on_ BELLMAUS'S _arm and holds him securely. Polka behind the
+scene.)_ Farewell, gentlemen, it's beyond your power to spoil our good
+humor. There, the music is striking up! We march off in a jolly
+procession, and again I cry in conclusion, Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+THE DEPARTING ONES. Long live Piepenbrink! _[They march off in
+triumph_. FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and his fiancée,_ KÄMPE _with_
+KLEINMICHEL, MRS. PIEPENBRINK _with_ BELLMAUS, _finally_ BOLZ _with_
+PIEPENBRINK.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL. What's going on here?
+
+SENDEN. An outrageous scandal! The _Union_ has kidnapped our two most
+important voters!
+
+
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _Summer Parlor_.
+
+_The_ COLONEL _in front, walking rapidly up and down. In the rear_,
+ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _arm-in-arm, the latter in great agitation. A short
+pause. Then enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_hastily calling through centre door_).
+
+All goes well! 37 votes against 29.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Who has 37 votes?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Why you, Colonel, of course!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of course! (_Exit_ SENDEN.) The election day is unendurable! In no
+fight in my life did I have this feeling of fear. It is a mean
+cannon-fever of which any ensign might be ashamed. And it is a long
+time since I was an ensign!
+
+[_Stamping his foot_.]
+
+Confound it!
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+IDA (_coming forward with_ ADELAIDE).
+
+This uncertainty is frightful. Only one thing is sure, I shall be
+unhappy whichever way this election turns out.
+
+[_Leans on_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Courage! Courage, little girl! Things may still turn out all right.
+Hide your anxiety from your father; he is in a state of mind, as it
+is, that does not please me at all.
+
+_Enter_ BLUMENBERG _in haste; the_ COLONEL _rushes toward him_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Now, sir, how do things stand?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+41 votes for you, Colonel, 34 for our opponents; three have fallen on
+outsiders. The votes are being registered at very long intervals now,
+but the difference in your favor remains much the same. Eight more
+votes for you, Colonel, and the victory is won. We have every chance
+now of coming out ahead. I am hurrying back, the decisive moment is at
+hand. My compliments to the ladies!
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ida!
+
+[IDA _hastens to him_.]
+
+Are you my good daughter?
+
+IDA.
+
+My dear father!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I know what is troubling you, child. You are worse off than any one.
+Console yourself, Ida; if, as seems likely, the professor has to make
+way for the old soldier, then we'll talk further on the matter.
+Oldendorf has not deserved it of me; there are many things about him
+that I do not like. But you are my only child. I shall think of that
+and of nothing else; but the very first thing to do is to break down
+the young man's obstinacy.
+
+[_Releases_ IDA; _walks up and down again._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in the foreground, aside_).
+
+The barometer has risen, the sunshine of pardon breaks through the
+clouds. If only it were all over! Such excitement is infectious! (_To_
+IDA.) You see you do not yet have to think of entering a nunnery.
+
+IDA. But if Oldendorf is defeated, how will he bear it!
+
+ADELAIDE (_shrugging her shoulders_).
+
+He loses a seat in unpleasant company and wins, instead, an amusing
+little wife. I think he ought to be satisfied. In any case he will
+have a chance to make his speeches. Whether he makes them in one house
+or another, what is the difference? I fancy you will listen to him
+more reverently than any other member.
+
+IDA (_shyly_).
+
+But Adelaide, what if it really would be better for the country to
+have Oldendorf elected?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dearest, in that case there is no help for the country. Our State
+and the rest of the European nations must learn to get along without
+the professor. You have yourself to attend to first of all; you wish
+to marry him; you come first.
+
+[_Enter_ CARL.]
+
+What news, Carl?
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden presents his compliments and reports 47 to 42. The head
+of the election committee, he says, has already congratulated him.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Congratulated? Lay out my uniform, ask for the key of the wine-cellar,
+and set the table; we are likely to have visitors this evening.
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel.
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to himself in the foreground_).
+
+Now, my young professor! My style does not please you? It may be that
+you are right. I grant you are a better journalist. But here, where it
+is a serious matter, you will find yourself in the wrong, just for
+once. [_Pause_.] I may be obliged to say a few words this evening. It
+used to be said of me in the regiment, indeed, that I could always
+speak to the point, but these manoeuvres in civilian dress disconcert
+me a little. Let's think it over! It will be only proper for me to
+mention Oldendorf in my speech, of course with due respect and
+appreciation; yes indeed, I must do that. He is an honest fellow, with
+an excellent heart, and a scholar with fine judgment. And he can be
+very amiable if you disregard his political theories. We have had
+pleasant evenings together. And as we sat then around my fat
+tea-kettle and the good boy began to tell his stories, Ida's eyes
+would be fixed on his face and would shine with pleasure--yes, and my
+own old eyes, too, I think. Those were fine evenings! Why do we have
+them no longer? Bah! They'll come back again! He'll bear defeat
+quietly in his own way--a good, helpful way. No sensitiveness in him!
+He really is at heart a fine fellow, and Ida and I could be happy with
+him. And so, gentlemen and electors--but thunder and lightning! I
+can't say all that to the voters! I'll say to them--
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_excitedly_).
+
+Shameful, shameful! All is lost!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Aha! (_Instantly draws himself up in military posture_.)
+
+
+ ADELAIDE } My presentiment! Father!
+ } [_Hurries to him_].
+ } (_together_).
+ }
+ IDA } Dear me!
+
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was going splendidly. We had 47, the opponents 42 votes. Eight
+votes were still to be cast. Two more for us and the day would have
+been ours. The legally appointed moment for closing the ballot-box had
+come. All looked at the clock and called for the dilatory voters. Then
+there was a trampling of feet in the corridor. A group of eight
+persons pushed noisily into the hall, at their head the vulgar
+wine-merchant Piepenbrink, the same one who at the fête the other
+day--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We know; go on--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Each of the band in turn came forward, gave his vote and "Edward
+Oldendorf" issued from the lips of all. Then finally came this
+Piepenbrink. Before voting he asked the man next to him: "Is the
+professor sure of it?" "Yes," was the reply. "Then I, as last voter,
+choose as member of Parliament"--[_Stops._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+No. "A most clever and cunning politician," so he put it, "Dr. Conrad
+Bolz." Then he turned short around and his henchmen followed him.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside, smiling_).
+
+Aha!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Oldendorf is member by a majority of two votes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ugh!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It is a shame! No one is to blame for this result but these
+journalists of the _Union_. Such a running about, an intriguing, a
+shaking of hands with all the voters, a praising of this Oldendorf, a
+shrugging of the shoulders at us--and at you, dear Sir!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Indeed?
+
+IDA.
+
+That last is not true.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+Show some regard, and spare those here.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are trembling, my daughter. You are a woman, and let yourself be
+too much affected by such trifles. I will not have you listen to these
+tidings any longer. Go, my child! Why, your friend has won, there is
+no reason for you to cry! Help her, Miss Adelaide!
+
+IDA (_is led by_ ADELAIDE _to the side door on the left;
+entreatingly_.)
+
+Leave me! Stay with father!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor, the bad faith and arrogance with which this paper is
+edited are no longer to be endured. Colonel, since we are alone--for
+Miss Adelaide will let me count her as one of us--we have a chance to
+take a striking revenge. Their days are numbered now. Quite a long
+time ago, already, I had the owner of the _Union_ sounded. He is not
+disinclined to sell the paper, but merely has scruples about the party
+now controlling the sheet. At the club-fête I myself had a talk with
+him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+This outcome of the election will cause the greatest bitterness among
+all our friends, and I have no doubt that, in a few days, by forming a
+stock company, we can collect the purchase price. That would be a
+deadly blow to our opponents, a triumph for the good cause. The most
+widely-read sheet in the province in our hands, edited by a
+committee--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+To which Mr. von Senden would not refuse his aid--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+As a matter of duty I should do my part. Colonel, if you would be one
+of the shareholders, your example would at once make the purchase a
+sure thing.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, what you do to further your political ideas is your own affair.
+Professor Oldendorf, however, has been a welcome guest in my house.
+Never will I work against him behind his back. You would have spared
+me this moment had you not previously deceived me by your assurances
+as to the sentiments of the majority. However, I bear you no malice.
+You acted from the best of motives, I am sure. I beg the company to
+excuse me if I withdraw for today. I hope to see you tomorrow again,
+dear Senden.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Meanwhile I will start the fund for the purchase of the newspaper. I
+bid you good day. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pardon me, Adelaide, if I leave you alone. I have some letters to
+write, and [_with a forced laugh_] my newspapers to read.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_).
+
+May I not stay with you now, of all times?
+
+COLONEL (_with an effort_).
+
+I shall be better off alone, now.
+
+[_Exit through centre door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+My poor Colonel! Injured vanity is hard at work in his faithful soul.
+And Ida. [_Gently opens the door on the left, remains standing_.] She
+is writing. It is not difficult to guess to whom. [_Closes the door_.]
+And for all of this mischief that evil spirit Journalism is to blame.
+Everybody complains of it, and every one tries to use it for his own
+ends. My Colonel scorned newspaper men until he became one himself,
+and Senden misses no opportunity of railing at my good friends of
+the pen, merely because he wishes to put himself in their place. I see
+Piepenbrink and myself becoming journalists, too, and combining to
+edit a little sheet under the title of _Naughty Bolz_. So the _Union_
+is in danger of being secretly sold. It might be quite a good thing
+for Conrad: he would then have to think of something else besides the
+newspaper. Ah! the rogue would start a new one at once!
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _and_ CARL.
+
+OLDENDORF (_while still outside of the room_).
+
+And the Colonel will receive no one?
+
+CARL.
+
+No one, Professor. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_going up to_ OLDENDORF).
+
+Dear Professor, this is not just the right moment for you to come. We
+are very much hurt and out of sorts with the world, but most of all
+with you.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am afraid you are, but I must speak to him.
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the door on the left_.
+
+IDA (_going toward him_).
+
+Edward! I knew you would come!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My dear Ida! [_Embraces her_.]
+
+IDA (_with her arms around his neck_).
+
+And what will become of us now?
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through centre door_.
+
+COLONEL (_with forced calmness_).
+
+You shall remain in no doubt about that, my daughter! I beg you,
+Professor, to forget that you were once treated as a friend in this
+household. I require you, Ida, to banish all thought of the hours when
+this gentleman entertained you with his sentiments. (_More
+violently_.) Be still! In my own house at least I submit to no attacks
+from a journalist. Forget him, or forget that you are my daughter. Go
+in there! [_Leads_ IDA, _not ungently, out to the left, and places
+himself in front of the door_.] On this ground, Mr. Editor and Member
+of Parliament, before the heart of my child, you shall not beat me.
+
+[_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Dear me! That is bad!
+
+OLDENDORF (_as the_ COLONEL _turns to go, with determination_).
+
+Colonel, it is ungenerous of you to refuse me this interview. [_Goes
+toward the door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_intercepting him quickly_).
+
+Stop! No further! He is in a state of excitement where a single word
+might do permanent harm. But do not leave us this way, Professor; give
+me just a few moments.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I must, in my present condition of mind, ask your indulgence. I have
+long dreaded just such a scene, and yet I hardly feel able to control
+myself.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You know our friend; you know that his quick temper drives him into
+acts for which later he would gladly atone.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+This was more than a fit of temper. It means a breach between us
+two--a breach that seems to me beyond healing.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Beyond healing, Professor! If your sentiments toward Ida are what I
+think they are, healing is not so difficult. Would it not be fitting
+for you even now--especially now--to accede to the father's wishes.
+Does not the woman you love deserve that, for once at least, you
+sacrifice your ambition!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My ambition, yes; my duty, no.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your own happiness, Professor, seems to me to be ruined for a long
+time, possibly forever, if you part from Ida in this way.
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+Not every one can be happy in his private life.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This resignation does not please me at all, least of all in a man.
+Pardon me for saying so, plainly. (_Ingratiatingly_.) Is the
+misfortune so great if you become member for this town a few years
+later, or even not at all?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Miss Runeck, I am not conceited. I do not rate my abilities very high,
+and, as far as I know myself, there is no ambitious impulse lurking at
+the bottom of my heart. Possibly, as you do now, so a later age will
+set a low estimate on our political wrangling, our party aims, and all
+that that includes. Possibly all our labor will be without result;
+possibly much of the good we hope to do will, when achieved, turn out
+to be the opposite--yes, it is highly probable that my own share in
+the struggle will often be painful, unedifying, and not at all what
+you would call a grateful task; but all that must not keep me from
+devoting my life to the strife and struggle of the age to which I
+belong. That struggle, after all, is the best and noblest that the
+present has to offer. Not every age permits its sons to achieve
+results which remain great for all time; and, I repeat, not every age
+can make those who live in it distinguished and happy.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I think every age can accomplish that if the individuals will only
+understand how to be great and happy. [_Rising_.] You, Professor, will
+do nothing for your own little home-happiness. You force your friends
+to act for you.
+
+[Illustration: Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich
+IN THE BEERGARDEN Adolph von Menzel]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events cherish as little anger against me as possible, and
+speak a good word for me to Ida.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall set my woman's wits to aiding you, Mr. Statesman.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+So this is one of the noble, scholarly, free spirits of the German
+nation! And he climbs into the fire from a sheer sense of duty! But to
+conquer anything--the world, happiness, or even a wife--for that he
+never was made!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL (_announcing_).
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ah! He at least will be no such paragon of virtue!--Where is the
+Colonel?
+
+CARL.
+
+In Miss Ida's room.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Show the gentleman in here.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+I feel somewhat embarrassed at seeing you again, Mr. Bolz; I shall
+take pains to conceal it.
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A poor soul has just left you, vainly seeking consolation in your
+philosophy. I too come as an unfortunate, for yesterday I incurred
+your displeasure; and but for your presence, which cut short a
+vexatious scene, Mr. von Senden, in the interests of social propriety,
+would doubtless have pitched into me still harder. I thank you for the
+reminder you gave me; I take it as a sign that you will not withdraw
+your friendly interest in me.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Very pretty, very diplomatic!--It is kind of you to put so good a
+construction on my astonishing behavior. But pardon me if I presume to
+interfere again; that scene with Mr. von Senden will not, I trust,
+give provocation for a second one?
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+This eternal Senden! (_Aloud_.) Your interest in him furnishes me
+grounds for avoiding further consequences. I think I can manage it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you. And now let me tell you that you are a dangerous
+diplomatist. You have inflicted a thorough defeat on this household.
+On this unfortunate day but one thing has pleased me--the one vote
+which sought to make you member of Parliament.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It was a crazy idea of the honest wine-merchant.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You took so much trouble to put your friend in, why did you not work
+for yourself? The young man I used to know had lofty aims, and nothing
+seemed beyond the range of his soaring ambition. Have you changed, or
+is the fire still burning?
+
+BOLZ (_smiling_).
+
+I have become a journalist, Miss Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your friend is one, too.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Only as a side issue. But I belong to the guild. He who has joined it
+may have the ambition to write wittily or well. All that goes beyond
+that is not for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Not for you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+For that we are too flighty, too restless and scatter-brained.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Are you in earnest about that, Conrad?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Perfectly in earnest. Why should I wish to seem to you different from
+what I am? We journalists feed our minds on the daily news; we must
+taste the dishes Satan cooks for men down to the smallest morsel; so
+you really should make allowances for us. The daily vexation over
+failure and wrong doing, the perpetual little excitements over all
+sorts of things--that has an effect upon a man. At first one clenches
+one's fist, then one learns to laugh at it. If you work only for the
+day you come to live for the day.
+
+ADELAIDE (_perturbed_).
+
+But that is sad, I think.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+On the contrary, it is quite amusing. We buzz like bees, in spirit we
+fly through the whole world, suck honey when we find it, and sting
+when something displeases us. Such a life is not apt to make great
+heroes, but queer dicks like us are also needed.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Now he too is at it, and he is even worse than the other one.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+We won't waste sentiment on that account. I scribble away so long as
+it goes. When it no longer goes, others take my place and do the same.
+When Conrad Bolz, the grain of wheat, has been crushed in the great
+mill, other grains fall on the stones until the flour is ready from
+which the future, possibly, will bake good bread for the benefit of
+the many.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+No, no, that is morbidness; such resignation is wrong.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Such resignation will eventually be found in every profession. It is
+not your lot. To you is due a different kind of happiness, and you
+will find it. (_Feelingly_.) Adelaide, as a boy I wrote you tender
+verses and lulled myself in foolish dreams. I was very fond of you,
+and the wound our separation inflicted still smarts at times.
+[ADELAIDE _makes a deprecatory gesture_.] Don't be alarmed, I am not
+going to pain you. I long begrudged my fate, and had moments when I
+felt like an outcast. But now when you stand there before me in full
+radiancy, so lovely, so desirable, when my feeling for you is as warm
+as ever, I must say to you all the same: Your father, it is true,
+treated me roughly; but that he separated us, that he prevented you,
+the rich heiress, who could claim anything, with your own exclusive
+circle of friends, from throwing herself away on a wild boy who had
+always shown more presumption than power--that was really very
+sensible, and he acted quite rightly in the matter.
+
+ADELAIDE (_in her agitation seizing his hands_).
+
+Thank you, Conrad, thank you for speaking so of my dead father! Yes,
+you are good, you have a heart. It makes me very happy that you should
+have shown it to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is only a tiny little pocket-heart for private use. It was quite
+against my will that it happened to make its appearance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And now enough of us two! Here in this house our help is needed. You
+have won, have completely prevailed against us. I submit, and
+acknowledge you my master. But now show mercy and let us join forces.
+In this conflict of you men a rude blow has been struck at the heart
+of a girl whom I love. I should like to make that good again and I
+want you to help me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am at your command.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The Colonel must be reconciled. Think up some way of healing his
+injured self-esteem.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I have thought it over and have taken some steps. Unfortunately, all I
+can do is to make him feel that his anger at Oldendorf is folly. This
+soft conciliatory impulse you alone can inspire.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Then we women must try our luck.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Meanwhile I will hurry and do what little I can.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Farewell, Mr. Editor. And think not only of the progress of the great
+world, but also occasionally of one friend, who suffers from the base
+egotism of wishing to be happy on her own account.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have always found your happiness in looking after the happiness of
+others. With that kind of egotism there is no difficulty in being
+happy. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+He still loves me! He is a man with feeling and generosity. But he,
+too, is resigned. They are all _ill_--these men! They have no courage!
+From pure learning and introspection they have lost all confidence in
+themselves. This Conrad! Why doesn't he say to me: "Adelaide, I want
+you to be my wife?" He can be brazen enough when he wants to! God
+forbid! He philosophizes about my kind of happiness and his kind of
+happiness! It was all very fine, but sheer nonsense.--My young
+country-squires are quite different. They have no great burden of
+wisdom and have more whims and prejudices than they ought to; but they
+do their hating and loving thoroughly and boldly, and never forget
+their own advantage. They are the better for it! Praised be the
+country, the fresh air, and my broad acres! [_Pause; with decision_.]
+The _Union_ is to be sold! Conrad must come to the country to get rid
+of his crotchets! [_Sits down and writes; rings; enter_ CARL.] Take
+this note to Judge Schwarz; I want him kindly to come to me on urgent
+business.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the side door on the left_.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am too restless to keep still! Let me cry here to my heart's
+content! [_Weeps on_ ADELAIDE'S _neck_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_tenderly_).
+
+Poor child! The bad men have been very cruel to you. It's all right
+for you to grieve, darling, but don't be so still and resigned!
+
+IDA.
+
+I have but the one thought: he is lost to me--lost forever!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are a dear good girl. But be reassured! You haven't lost him at
+all. On the contrary, we'll see to it that you get him back better
+than ever. With blushing cheeks and bright eyes he shall reappear to
+you, the noble man, your chosen demigod--and your pardon the demigod
+shall ask for having caused you pain!--
+
+IDA (_looking up at her_).
+
+What are you telling me?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Listen! This night I read in the stars that you were to become Mrs.
+Member-of-Parliament. A big star fell from heaven, and on it was
+written in legible letters: "Beyond peradventure she shall have him!"
+The fulfilment has attached to it but one condition.
+
+IDA.
+
+What condition? Tell me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I recently told you of a certain lady and an unknown gentleman. You
+remember?
+
+IDA.
+
+I have thought of it incessantly.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Good! On the same day on which this lady finds her knight again shall
+you also be reconciled with your professor--not sooner, not later.
+Thus it is written.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am so glad to believe you. And when will the day come?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dear, I do not know that exactly. But I will confide in you,
+since we girls are alone, that the said lady is heartily tired of the
+long hoping and waiting and will, I fear, do something desperate.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+If only she will hurry up!
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding her_).
+
+Hush! Some man might hear us! [_Enter_ KORB.] What is it, old friend?
+
+KORB.
+
+Miss Adelaide, out there is Mr. Bellmaus, the friend--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Very well, and he wishes to speak to me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes. I myself advised him to come to you; he has something to tell
+you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Bring him in here! [_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA.
+
+Let me go away; my eyes are red with weeping.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well go, dear. In a few minutes I will rejoin you. (_Exit_ IDA.)
+
+He too! The whole _Union_--one after the other!
+
+_Enter_ BEULMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_shyly, bowing repeatedly_).
+
+You permit me, Miss Runeck!
+
+ADELAIDE (_kindly_).
+
+I am glad to receive your visit, and am curious about the interesting
+disclosures you have to make to me.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is no one to whom I would rather confide what I have heard, Miss
+Runeck, than to you. Having learned from Mr. Korb that you are a
+subscriber to our newspaper I feel sure--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That I deserve, too, to be a friend of the editors. Thank you for the
+good opinion.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is this man Schmock! He is a poor fellow who has been little in
+good society and was until now on the staff of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE. I remember having seen him.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+At Bolz's request I gave him a few glasses of punch. He thereupon grew
+jolly and told me of a great plot that Senden and the editor of the
+_Coriolanus_ have hatched between them. These two gentlemen, so he
+assures me, had planned to discredit Professor Oldendorf in the
+Colonel's eyes and so drove the Colonel into writing articles for the
+_Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But is the young man who made you these revelations at all
+trustworthy?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He can't stand much punch, and after three glasses he told me all this
+of his own accord. In general I don't consider him very reputable. I
+should call him a good fellow, but reputable--no, he's not quite that.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_.)
+
+Do you suppose this gentleman who drank the three glasses of punch
+would be willing to repeat his disclosures before other persons?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He said he would, and spoke of proofs too.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Aha! (_Aloud_.) I fear the proofs won't amount to much. And you have
+not spoken of it to the professor or Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Our professor is very much occupied these days, and Bolz is the
+jolliest man in the world; but his relations with Mr. von Senden being
+already strained I thought--
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+And you were quite right, dear Mr. Bellmaus. So in other regards you
+are content with Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He is a sociable, excellent man, and I am on very good terms with him.
+All of us are on very good terms with him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I am glad to hear it.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He sometimes goes a little too far, but he has the best heart in the
+world.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_). "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings" ye
+shall hear the truth!
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+His nature, you know, is a purely prosaic one; for poetry he has not
+the least comprehension. ADELAIDE. Do you think so?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, he often bursts forth on the subject.
+
+ADELAIDE (_rising_).
+
+I thank you for your communication even if I cannot attach weight to
+it, and I am glad to have met in you one of the editorial staff.
+Journalists, I find, are dangerous people, and it is just as well to
+secure their good will; although I, as an unimportant person, will try
+never to furnish matter for a newspaper article. [_As_ BELLMAUS
+_lingers._] Can I do anything more for you?
+
+BELLMAUS (_with warmth_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck, if you would be so good as to accept this copy of my
+poems. They are poems of youth, to be sure, my first attempts, but I
+count on your friendly indulgence.
+
+[_Draws a gilt-edged book from his pocket, and hands it to her._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you heartily, Mr. Bellmaus. Never before has a poet presented
+me with his works. I shall read the beautiful book through in the
+country, and, under my trees, shall rejoice that I have friends in
+town who spare a thought for me too, when they represent beauty for
+other people.
+
+BELLMAUS (_fervently_).
+
+Rest assured, Miss Runeck, that no poet will forget you, who has once
+had the good fortune to make your acquaintance.
+
+[_Exit with a deep bow._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This Mr. Schmock with the three glasses of punch is well worth
+cultivating, I should say. Scarcely have I arrived in town when my
+room turns into a regular business office, where editors and authors
+ply their trade. I fear that is an omen.
+
+[_Exit to the left._]
+
+_It grows dark. The_ COLONEL _enters from the garden._
+
+COLONEL (_slowly coming forward_).
+
+I am glad that all is over between us. [_Stamping his foot._] I am
+very glad! [_In a depressed tone._] I feel free and more relieved than
+for a long time. I think I could actually sing! At this moment I am
+the subject of conversation over all tea-cups, on all beer-benches.
+Everywhere arguing and laughter: It serves him right, the old fool!
+Damn! [_Enter_ CARL, _with lights and the newspaper_.] Who told you to
+bring the lamp?
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, it is your hour for reading the newspaper. Here it is. [_Lays
+it on the table_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A low rabble, these gentlemen of the pen! Cowardly, malicious,
+insidious in their anonymity. How this band will triumph now, and over
+me! How they will laud their editor to the skies! There lies the
+contemptible sheet! In it stands my defeat, trumpeted forth with full
+cheeks, with scornful shrugs of the shoulders--away with it! [_Walks
+up and down, looks at the newspaper on the ground, picking it up_.]
+All the same I will drink out the dregs! [_Seats himself.]_ Here,
+right in the beginning! [_Reading_.] "Professor Oldendorf--majority of
+two votes. This journal is bound to rejoice over the result."--I don't
+doubt it!--"But no less a matter for rejoicing was the electoral
+contest which preceded it."--Naturally--"It has probably never before
+been the case that, as here, two men stood against each other who were
+so closely united by years of friendship, both so distinguished by the
+good will of their fellow-citizens. It was a knightly combat between
+two friends, full of generosity, without malice, without jealousy; yes
+doubtless, deep down in his heart, each harbored the hope that his
+friend and opponent and not himself would be the victor"--[_Lays down
+the paper; wipes his brow_.] What sort of language is that? [_Reads_.]
+"and aside from some special party views, never did a man have greater
+claims to victory than our honored opponent. What he, through his
+upright, noble personality stands for among his wide circle of friends
+and acquaintances, this is not the place to dwell upon. But the way in
+which, by his active participation in all public spirited enterprises
+of the town, he has given aid and counsel, is universally known and
+will be realized by our fellow-citizens, especially today, with
+heartfelt gratitude." [_Lays the paper aside_.] That is a vile style!
+[_Reads on_.] "By a very small majority of votes our town has decreed
+to uphold the younger friend's political views in Parliament. But by
+all parties today--so it is reported--addresses and deputations are
+being prepared, not to extol the victor in the electoral contest, but
+to express to his opponent the general reverence and respect of which
+never a man was more worthy than he."--That is open assassination!
+That is a fearful indiscretion of Oldendorf's, that is the revenge of
+a journalist, so fine and pointed! Oh, it is just like him! No, it is
+not like him! It is revolting, it is inhuman! What am I to do!
+Deputations and addresses to me? To Oldendorf's friend? Bah, it is all
+mere gossip, newspaper-babble that costs nothing but a few fine words!
+The town knows nothing of these sentiments. It is blackguardism!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Letters from the local mail.
+
+[_Lays them on the table._]
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+There is something up, here, too. I dread to open them. [_Breaks open
+the first one_.] What the devil! A poem?--and to me? "To our noble
+opponent, the best man in town."--Signed? What is the signature?
+"B--aus!" B--aus? I don't know it, it must be a pseudonym! [_Reads_.]
+It seems to be exceedingly good poetry!--And what have we here?
+[_Opens the second letter_.] "To the benefactor of the poor, the
+father of orphans." An address!--[_Reads_.] "Veneration and
+kindliness."--Signature: "Many women and girls." The seal a P.P.--Good
+God, what does it all mean? Have I gone mad? If these are really
+voices from the town, and if that is the way people look on this day,
+then I must confess men think better of me than I do of myself!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+A number of gentlemen wish to speak to you, Colonel.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What sort of gentlemen!
+
+CARL.
+
+They say: A deputation from the voters.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Show them in. This confounded newspaper was right, after all.
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, KLEINMICHEL _and three other gentlemen. They
+bow, the_ COLONEL _likewise_.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_solemnly_).
+
+My Colonel: A number of voters have sent us as a deputation to you to
+inform you on this special day that the whole town considers you a
+most respectable and worthy man.
+
+COLONEL (_stiffly_).
+
+I am obliged for the good opinion.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+You have no reason to feel obliged. It is the truth. You are a man of
+honor through and through, and it gives us pleasure to tell you so;
+you cannot object to hearing this from your fellow-citizens.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I always did consider myself a man of honor, gentlemen.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+There you were quite right. And you have proved your good principles,
+too. On every occasion. In cases of poverty, of famine, of caring for
+orphans, also at our shooting-club meeting--always when we citizens
+enjoyed or needed a benevolent good man, you were among the first.
+Always simple and loyal without arrogance or supercilious manners.
+That's the reason why we universally love and honor you. (_Colonel
+wipes his eyes_.) Today many of us gave their votes to the professor.
+Some on account of politics, some because they know that he is your
+close friend and possibly even your future son-in-law. COLONEL (_not
+harshly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+Nor did I myself vote for you.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat more excitedly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+But for that very reason I come to you with the rest, and that is why
+we tell you what the citizens think of you. And we hope that for long
+years to come you will preserve to us your manly principles and
+friendly heart as an honored, most respected gentleman and
+fellow-citizen.
+
+COLONEL (_without harshness_).
+
+Why do you not say that to the professor, to the man that you have
+chosen?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+He shall first deserve it in Parliament before the town thanks him.
+But you _have_ deserved it of us, and therefore we come to you.
+
+COLONEL (_heartily_).
+
+I thank you, sir, for your kind words. They are very comforting to me
+just now. May I ask your name?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+My name is Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL (_morely coldly, but not impolitely_).
+
+Ah, indeed, that is your name! (_With dignity._) I thank you,
+gentlemen, for the friendly sentiment you have expressed, whether it
+be that you render the true opinion of the town, or speak according to
+the desire of individuals. I thank you, and shall go on doing what I
+think is right.
+
+[_Bows, so does the deputation; exit latter_.]
+
+This, then, is that Piepenbrink, the close friend of his friend! But
+the man's words were sensible and his whole demeanor honorable; it
+cannot possibly be all rascality. Who knows! They are clever
+intriguers; send into my house newspaper articles, letters, and these
+good-natured people, to make me soft-hearted; act in public as my
+friends, to make me confide again in their falseness! Yes, that is it.
+It is a preconcerted plan! They will find they have miscalculated!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am at home to no one any longer!
+
+CARL.
+
+So I told the gentleman; but he insisted on speaking to you, saying
+that he came in on an affair of honor.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? But Oldendorf won't be so insane--show him in here!
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity_).
+
+Colonel, I come to make you an announcement which the honor of a third
+person necessitates.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am prepared for it, and beg you not to prolong it unduly.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No more than is requisite. The article in this evening's _Union_
+which deals with your personality was written by me and inserted by me
+in the paper without Oldendorf's knowledge.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It can interest me little to know who wrote the article.
+
+BOLZ (_courteously_).
+
+But I consider it important to tell you that it is not by Oldendorf
+and that Oldendorf knew nothing about it. My friend was so taken up
+these last weeks with his own sad and painful experiences that he left
+the management of the paper entirely to me. For all that has lately
+appeared in it I alone am responsible.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And why do you impart this information?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have sufficient penetration to realize, Colonel, that, after the
+scene which took place today between you and my friend, Oldendorf as a
+man of honor could neither write such an article nor allow it to
+appear in his paper.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+How so, sir? In the article itself I saw nothing unsuitable.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The article exposes my friend in your eyes to the suspicion of having
+tried to regain your good-will by unworthy flattery. Nothing is
+further from his thoughts than such a method. You, Colonel, are too
+honorable a man yourself to consider a mean action natural to your
+friend.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are right. (_Aside_.) This defiance is unbearable! (_Aloud_.) Is
+your explanation at an end?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is. I must add still another: that I myself regret very much having
+written this article.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I imagine I do not wrong you in assuming that you have already written
+others that were still more to be regretted.
+
+BOLZ (_continuing_).
+
+I had the article printed before hearing of your last interview with
+Oldendorf. (_Very courteously_.) My reason for regretting it is, that
+it is not quite true. I was too hasty in describing your personality
+to the public. Today, at least, it is no longer a true portrait; it is
+flattering.
+
+COLONEL (_bursting out_).
+
+Well, by the devil, that is rude!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Your pardon--it is only true. I wish to convince you that a journalist
+can regret having written falsehoods.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! (_Aside_.) I must restrain myself, or he will always get the
+better of me.--Dr. Bolz, I see that you are a clever man and know your
+trade. Since, in addition, you seem inclined today to speak only the
+truth, I must beg you to tell me further if you, too, organized the
+demonstrations which purport to represent to me public sentiment.
+
+BOLZ (_bowing_).
+
+I have, as a matter of fact, not been inactive in the matter.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the letter to him, angrily_).
+
+Did you prompt these, too?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+In part, Colonel. This poem is the heart-outpouring of an honest youth
+who reveres in you the paternal friend of Oldendorf and the ideal of a
+chivalrous hero. I inspired him with the courage to send you the poem.
+It was well-meant, at any rate. The poet will have to seek another
+ideal. The address comes from women and girls who constitute the
+Association for the Education of Orphans. The Association includes
+among its members Miss Ida Berg. I myself composed this address for
+the ladies; it was written down by the daughter of the wine-merchant
+Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That was just about my opinion concerning these letters. It is
+needless to ask if you too are the contriver who sent me the citizens?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+At all events I did not discourage them. [_From without a male chorus
+of many voices_.]
+
+
+ Hail! Hail! Hail!
+ Within the precincts of our town,
+ Blessed by each burgher's son,
+ There dwells a knight of high renown,
+ A noble, faithful one.
+
+ Who doth in need for aid apply
+ To this brave knight sends word;
+ For love is his bright panoply
+ And mercy is his sword.
+
+ We laud him now in poem and song
+ Protector of the lowly throng.
+ The Colonel, the Colonel,
+ The noble Colonel Berg!
+
+
+COLONEL (_rings after the first measure of the song_. CARL _enters_).
+
+You are to let no one in if you wish to remain in my service.
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, they are already in the garden, a great company of them. It
+is the glee club; the leaders are already at the steps.
+
+BOLZ (_who has opened the window_).
+
+Very well sung, Colonel--from _La Juive_--he is the best tenor in town
+and the accompaniment is exceedingly original.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It is enough to drive one mad. [_Aloud_.] Show the gentlemen in!
+
+_Exit_ CARL. _At the end of the verse enter_ FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and
+two other gentlemen_.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+Colonel, the local glee club asks to be allowed to sing you some
+songs--kindly listen to the little serenade as a feeble expression of
+the general veneration and love.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gentlemen, I regret exceedingly that a case of illness in my family
+makes it desirable for me to have you curtail your artistic
+performance. I thank you for your intentions, and beg you will sing to
+Professor Oldendorf the songs you had designed for me.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+We considered it our duty first to greet you before visiting your
+friend. In order not to disturb invalids, we will, with your
+permission, place ourselves further away from the house, in the
+garden.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do as you please.
+
+[FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and the two others leave_.]
+
+Is this act, too, an invention of yours?
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+Partially at least. But you are too kind, Colonel, if you look upon me
+as the sole originator of all these demonstrations. My share in it is
+really a small one. I have done nothing but edit public opinion a
+little; all these different people are not dolls, which a skilful
+puppet-man can move around by pulling wires. These are all voices of
+capable and honorable persons, and what they have said to you is
+actually the general opinion of the town--that is to say, the
+conviction of the better and more sensible elements in the town. Were
+that not the case I should have labored quite in vain with these good
+people to bring a single one of them into your house.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He is right again, and I am always in the wrong!
+
+BOLZ (_very courteously_).
+
+Permit me to explain further, that I consider these tender expressions
+of general regard out of place now, and that I deeply regret my share
+in them. Today at least, no friend of Oldendorf has any occasion to
+praise your chivalrous sentiments or your self-effacement.
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Doctor Bolz, you use the privilege of your profession to speak
+recklessly, and are insulting outsiders in a way that exhausts my
+patience. You are in my house, and it is a customary social amenity to
+respect the domicile of one's opponent.
+
+BOLZ (_leaning on a chair, good-naturedly_).
+
+If you mean by that that you have a right to expel from your house
+unwelcome guests you did not need to remind me of it, for this very
+day you shut your doors on another whose love for you gave him a
+better right to be here than I have.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, such brazen-facedness I have never yet experienced.
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+I am a journalist, and claim what you have just called the privilege
+of my profession.
+
+[_Grand march by brass band. Enter_ CARL _quickly_.]
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Shut the garden gate; no one is to come in. [_The music stops_.]
+
+BOLZ (_at the window_).
+
+You are locking your friends out; this time I am innocent.
+
+CARL.
+
+Ah, Colonel, it is too late. The singers are back there in the garden,
+and in front a great procession is approaching the house; it is Mr.
+von Senden and the entire club.
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to_ BOLZ).
+
+Sir, I wish the conversation between us to end.
+
+BOLZ (_speaking back at him from the window_).
+
+In your position, Colonel, I find the desire very natural. [_Looking
+out again_.] A brilliant procession! They all carry paper lanterns,
+and on the lanterns are inscriptions! Besides the ordinary club
+mottoes, I see others. Why isn't Bellmaus ever looking when he might
+be helping the newspaper! [_Taking out a note book_.] We'll quickly
+note those inscriptions for our columns. [_Over his shoulder_.] Pardon
+me! Oh, that is truly remarkable: "Down with our enemies!" And here a
+blackish lantern with white letters--"Death to the _Union_!" Holy
+thunder! [_Calls out of the window_.] Good evening, gentlemen!
+
+COLONEL (_going up to him_).
+
+Sir, you're in league with the devil!
+
+BOLZ (_turning quickly around_).
+
+Very kind of you, Colonel, to show yourself at the window with me.
+
+[COLONEL _retreats_.]
+
+SENDEN (_from below_).
+
+Whose voice is that!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good evening, Mr. von Senden!--The gentleman with the dark lantern and
+white inscription would oblige us greatly by kindly lifting it up to
+the Colonel. Blow your light out, man, and hand me the lantern. So,
+thank you--man with the witty motto! [_Pulling in the stick and
+lantern_.] Here, Colonel, is the document of the brotherly love your
+friends cherish toward us. [_Tears the lantern from the stick_.] The
+lantern for you, the stick for the lantern-bearer! [_Throws the stick
+out of the window_.] I have the honor to bid you good day!
+
+[_Turns to go, meets_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+_Male chorus, close at hand again: "Within the precincts of our town;"
+trumpets join in; then many voices: "Long live_ COLONEL BERG!
+_Hurrah!_" ADELAIDE _has entered on the left, during the noise_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, is the whole town upside-down today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I've done my share; he is half converted. Good night!
+
+COLONEL (_throwing the lantern on the ground--in a rage_).
+
+To the devil with all journalists!
+
+_Male chorus_, SENDEN, BLUMENBERG _and many other gentlemen, in
+procession, are visible through the door into the garden; the
+deputation comes in; chorus and lantern-bearers form a group at the
+entrance_.
+
+SENDEN (_with a loud voice while the curtain is lowered_).
+
+Colonel, the Club has the honor of greeting its revered members!
+
+
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor_. COLONEL _enters from the garden,
+followed by_ CARL.
+
+COLONEL (_on entering, crossly_).
+
+Who ordered William to bring the horse round in front of the bedrooms?
+The brute makes a noise with his hoofs that would wake the dead.
+
+CARL.
+
+Are you not going to ride today, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No. Take the horse to the stable!
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_rings_, CARL _reappears at the door_).
+
+Is Miss Runeck at home?
+
+CARL.
+
+She is in her room; the judge has been with her an hour already.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? Early in the morning?
+
+CARL.
+
+Here she is herself.
+
+[_Exit as soon as_ ADELAIDE _enters_.]
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _and_ KORB _through the door on the right_.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ KORB).
+
+You had better remain near the garden gate, and when the said young
+man comes bring him to us.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Good-morning, Colonel.
+
+[_Going up to him and examining him gaily_.]
+
+How is the weather today?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gray, girl, gray and stormy. Vexation and grief are buzzing round in
+my head until it is fit to burst. How is the child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Better. She was wise enough to fall asleep toward morning. Now she is
+sad, but calm.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+This very calmness annoys me. If she would only once shriek and tear
+her hair a bit! It would be horrible, but there would be something
+natural about it. It is this smiling and then turning away to dry
+secret tears that makes me lose my composure. It is unnatural in my
+child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Possibly she knows her father's kind heart better than he does
+himself; possibly she still has hopes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of what? Of a reconciliation with him? After what has happened a
+reconciliation between Oldendorf and myself is out of the question.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+I wonder if he wants me to contradict him!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+The gentleman has come.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I will ring.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Help me out of a little dilemma. I have to speak with a strange young
+man who seems in need of help, and I should like to have you stay near
+me.--May I leave this door open?
+
+[_Points to the door on the left_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That means, I suppose, in plain English, that I
+am to go in there?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I beg it of you--just for five minutes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Very well--if only I don't have to listen.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I do not require it; but you will listen all the
+same if the conversation happens to interest you.
+
+COLONEL (_smiling_).
+
+In that case I shall come out.
+
+[_Exit to the left_; ADELAIDE _rings_.]
+
+_Enter_ SCHMOCK. KORB _also appears at the entrance, but quickly
+withdraws_.
+
+SCHMOCK (_with a bow_).
+
+I wish you a good-morning. Are you the lady who sent me her secretary?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes. You said you wished to speak to me personally.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should the secretary know about it if I want to tell you
+something? Here are the notes that Senden wrote and that I found in
+the paper-basket of the _Coriolanus_. Look them over, and see if they
+will be of use to the Colonel. What can I do with them? There's
+nothing to be done with them.
+
+ADELAIDE (_looking through them, reading, in an aside_).
+
+"Here I send you the wretched specimens of style, etc." Incautious and
+very low-minded! [_Lays them on the table. Aloud_.] At any rate these
+unimportant notes are better off in my paper-basket than in any one
+else's. And what, sir, induces you to confide in me?
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsch um Vellagssesellsckaft
+Stuttgart_. LUNCH BUFFET AT KISSENGEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL. ]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I suppose because Bellmaus told me you were a clever person who would
+choose a good way of telling the Colonel to be on his guard against
+Senden and against my editor; and the Colonel is a kind man; the other
+day he ordered a glass of sweet wine and a salmon sandwich as a lunch
+for me.
+
+COLONEL (_visible at the door, clasping his hands sympathetically_).
+
+Merciful heavens!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should I let him be duped by these people!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Since you did not dislike the lunch, we will see that you get another
+one.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Oh please, don't trouble yourself on my account.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Can we help you with anything else?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+What should you be able to help me with? [_Examining his boots and
+clothes_.] I have everything in order now. My trouble is only that I
+have got into the wrong occupation. I must try to get out of
+literature.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_.)
+
+It is very hard, I suppose, to feel at home in literature?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+That depends. My editor is an unfair man. He cuts out too much and
+pays too little. "Attend to your style first of all," says he; "a good
+style is the chief thing." "Write impressively, Schmock," says he;
+"write profoundly; it is required of a newspaper today that it be
+profound." Good! I write profoundly, I make my style logical! But when
+I bring him what I have done he hurls it away from him and shrieks:
+"What is that? That is heavy, that is pedantic!" says he. "You must
+write dashingly; it's brilliant you must be, Schmock. It is now the
+fashion to make everything pleasant for the reader." What am I to do?
+I write dashingly again; I put a great deal of brilliant stuff in the
+article; and when I bring it he takes his red pencil and strikes out
+all that is commonplace and leaves me only the brilliant stuff
+remaining.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are such things possible?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I exist under such treatment? How can I write him only
+brilliant stuff at less than a penny a line. I can't exist under it!
+And that is why I'm going to try to get out of the business. If only I
+could earn twenty-five to thirty dollars, I would never in my life
+write again for a newspaper; I would then set up for myself in
+business--a little business that could support me.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Wait a moment! [_Looks into her purse_.]
+
+COLONEL (_hastily coming forward_).
+
+Leave that to me, dear Adelaide. The young man wants to cease being a
+journalist. That appeals to me. Here, here is money such as you desire
+if you will promise me from this day on not to touch a pen again for a
+newspaper. Here, take it.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+A Prussian bank note--twenty-five thalers in currency? On my honor, I
+promise you, on my honor and salvation, I go this very day to a cousin
+of mine who has a paying business. Would you like an I.O.U., Colonel,
+or shall I make out a long-term promissory note?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Get out with your promissory note!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Then I will write out a regular I.O.U. I prefer it to be only an
+I.O.U.
+
+COLONEL (_impatiently_).
+
+I don't want your I.O.U. either. Sir, for God's sake get out of the
+house!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+And how about the interest? If I can have it at five per cent. I
+should like it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The gentleman makes you a present of the money.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+He makes me a present of the money? It's a miracle! I tell you what,
+Colonel, if I don't succeed with the money it remains a gift, but if I
+work my way up with it I return it. I hope I will work my way up.
+COLONEL. Do just as you like about that.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I like to have it that way, Colonel.--Meanwhile I thank you, and may
+some other joy come to make it up to you. Good day, Sir and Madam.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We must not forget the lunch. [_Rings,_ KORB _enters_.] Dear Korb!
+[_Talks in a low tone to him_.]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+O please, do not go to that trouble!
+
+[_Exeunt_ SCHMOCK _and_ KORB.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And now, dear lady, explain this whole conversation; it concerns me
+intimately enough.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Senden spoke tactlessly to outsiders about his relations with you and
+your household. This young man had overheard some of it, and also had
+notes written by Senden in his possession, which contained unsuitable
+expressions. I thought it best to get these notes out of his hands.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I want you to let me have those letters, Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+Why, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I won't get angry, girl.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor is it worth while to do so. But still I beg you won't look at
+them. You know enough now, for you know that he, with his associates,
+does not merit such great confidence as you have latterly reposed in
+him.
+
+COLONEL (_sadly_).
+
+Well, well! In my old days I have had bad luck with my acquaintances.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+If you put Oldendorf and this one (_pointing to the letters_) in the
+same class you are quite mistaken.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't do that, girl. For Senden I had no such affection, and that's
+why it is easier to bear it when he does me an injury.
+
+ADELAIDE (_gently_).
+
+And because you loved the other one, that was the reason why yesterday
+you were so--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Say it, mentor--so harsh and violent!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Worse than that, you were unjust.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I said the same thing to myself last night, as I went to Ida's room
+and heard the poor thing cry. I was a hurt, angry man and was wrong in
+the form--but in the matter itself I was, all the same, right. Let him
+be member of Parliament; he may be better suited for it than I. It is
+his being a newspaper writer that separates us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But he is only doing what you did yourself!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't remind me of that folly! Were he as my son-in-law to hold a
+different opinion from mine regarding current happenings--that I could
+doubtless stand. But if day by day he were to proclaim aloud to the
+world feelings and sentiments the opposite of mine, and I had to read
+them, and had to hear my son-in-law reproached and laughed at for them
+on all sides by old friends and comrades, and I had to swallow it
+all--you see that is more than I could bear!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And Ida? Because you won't bear it Ida is to be made unhappy?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+My poor child! She has been unhappy throughout the whole affair. This
+half-hearted way of us men has long been a mistake. It is better to
+end it with one sharp pain.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+I cannot see that ending of it as yet. I shall only see it when Ida
+laughs once more as merrily as she used to do.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly walking about, exclaiming_).
+
+Well then, I'll give him my child, and go and sit alone in a corner. I
+had other views for my old age, but God forbid that my beloved girl
+should be made unhappy by me. He is reliable and honorable, and will
+take good care of her. I shall move back to the little town I came
+from.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seizing his hand_).
+
+My revered friend, no--you shall not do that! Neither Oldendorf nor
+Ida would accept their happiness at such a price. But if Senden and
+his friends were secretly to take the paper away from the professor,
+what then?
+
+COLONEL (_joyfully_).
+
+Then he would no longer be a journalist! (_Uneasily_.) But I won't
+hear of such a thing. I am no friend of underhanded action.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor am I! (_Heartily_.) Colonel, you have often shown a confidence in
+me that has made me happy and proud. Even today you let me speak more
+frankly than is usually permitted to a girl. Will you give me one more
+great proof of your regard?
+
+COLONEL (_pressing her hand_).
+
+Adelaide, we know how we stand with each other. Speak out!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+For one hour, today, be my faithful knight. Allow me to lead you
+wherever I please.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What are you up to, child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nothing wrong, nothing unworthy of you or of me. You shall not long be
+kept in the dark about it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+If I must, I will surrender. But may I not know something of what I
+have to do?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are to accompany me on a visit, and at the same time keep in mind
+the things we have just talked over so sensibly.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+On a visit?
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On a visit I am making in my own interest.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+Mr. von Senden wishes to pay his respects.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't wish to see him now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Be calm, Colonel! We have not time to be angry even with him. I shall
+have to see him for a few moments.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Then I will go away.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+But you will accompany me directly? The carriage is waiting.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I obey the command. [_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I have made a hasty decision; I have ventured on something that was
+doubtless too bold for a girl; for now that the crisis is at hand, I
+feel my courage leaving me. I had to do it for his sake and for all
+our sakes. (_To_ KORB.) Ask Miss Ida to get ready--the coachman will
+come straight back for her. Dear Korb, let your thoughts be with me. I
+am going on a weighty errand, old friend! [_Exit_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+KORB.
+
+(_alone_). Gracious, how her eyes shine! What is she tip to? She's not
+going to elope with the old Colonel, I hope! Well, whatever she is up
+to, she will carry it through. There is only one person who could ever
+be a match for her. Oh, Mr. Conrad, if only I could speak!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the Union. Enter_ BOLZ _through the door on the
+left, directly afterward_ MILLER.
+
+BOLZ (_at middle door_).
+
+In here with the table!
+
+MILLER (_carries small table, all set, with wine-bottles, glasses and
+plates, to the foreground on the left; brings up five chairs while he
+speaks_).
+
+Mr. Piepenbrink sends his regards, with the message that the wine is
+yellow-seal, and that, if the Doctor drinks any healths, he must not
+forget Mr. Piepenbrink's health. He was very jolly, the stout
+gentleman. And Madam Piepenbrink reminded him that he ought to
+subscribe for the _Union_. He commissioned me to see to it.
+
+BOLZ (_who meanwhile has been turning over papers at the work-table on
+the right, rising_).
+
+Let's have some wine!
+
+[MILLER _pours some in a glass_.]
+
+In honor of the worthy vintner! [_Drinks._]
+
+I treated him scandalously, but he has proved true-hearted. Tell him
+his health was not forgotten. There, take this bottle along!--Now, get
+out!
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER. BOLZ _opening the door on the left_.]
+
+Come, gentlemen, today I carry out my promise.
+
+[_Enter_ KÄMPE, BELLMAUS, KÖRNER.]
+
+This is the lunch I agreed to give. And now, my charming day-flies,
+put as much rose-color into your cheeks and your humors as your wits
+will let you. [_Pouring out_.] The great victory is won; the _Union_
+has celebrated one of the noblest of triumphs; in ages still to come
+belated angels will say with awe: "Those were glorious days," and so
+on--see continuation in today's paper. Before we sit down, the first
+toast--
+
+KÄMPE. The member-elect--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, our first toast is to the mother of all, the great power which
+produces members--the newspaper, may she prosper!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah! [_Clink glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hurrah! And secondly, long live--hold on, the member himself is not
+here yet.
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+Here he comes.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The member from our venerable town, editor-in-chief and professor,
+journalist, and good fellow, who is angry just now because behind his
+back this and that got into the paper--hurrah for him!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah!
+
+OLDENDORF (_in a friendly tone_.)
+
+I thank you, gentlemen.
+
+BOLZ (_drawing_ OLDENDORF _to the front_).
+
+And you are no longer vexed with us?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Your intention was good, but it was a great indiscretion.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Forget all about it! (_Aloud_.) Here, take your glass and sit down
+with us. Don't be proud, young statesman! Today you are one of us.
+Well, here sits the editorial staff! Where is worthy Mr.
+Henning--where tarries our owner, printer and publisher, Gabriel
+Henning?
+
+KÄMPE.
+
+I met him a little while ago on the stairs. He crept by me as shyly as
+though he were some one who had been up to mischief.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Probably he feels as Oldendorf does--he is again not pleased with the
+attitude of the paper.
+
+MILLER (_thrusting in his head_).
+
+The papers and the mail!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Over there! [MILLER _enters, lays the papers on the work-table._]
+
+MILLER.
+
+Here is the _Coriolanus_. There is something in it about our paper.
+The errand-boy of the _Coriolanus_ grinned at me scornfully, and
+recommended me to look over the article.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Give it here! Be quiet, Romans, _Coriolanus_ speaks.--All ye devils,
+what does that mean? [_Reads_.] "On the best of authority we have just
+been informed that a great change is imminent in the newspaper affairs
+of our province. Our opponent, the _Union_, will cease to direct her
+wild attacks against all that is high and holy."--This high and holy
+means Blumenberg.--"The ownership is said to have gone over into other
+hands, and there is a sure prospect that we shall be able from now on
+to greet as an ally this widely read sheet." How does that taste to
+you, gentlemen?
+
+MILLER} Thunder! KÄMPE.}_(All together_.) Nonsense! BELLMAUS.} It's a
+lie!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It's another of Blumenberg's reckless inventions.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+There is something behind it all. Go and get me Gabriel Henning.
+[_Exit_ MILLER.] This owner has played the traitor; we have been
+poisoned. [_Springing up._] And this is the feast of the Borgia!
+Presently the _misericordia_ will enter and sing our dirge. Do me the
+favor at least to eat up the oysters before it be too late.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who has seized the newspaper_.)
+
+Evidently this news is only an uncertain rumor. Henning will tell us
+there is no truth in it. Stop seeing ghosts, and sit down with us.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself_).
+
+I sit down, not because I put faith in your words, but because I don't
+wish to do injustice to the lunch. Get hold of Henning; he must give
+an account of himself.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, as you heard, he is not at home.
+
+BOLZ (_zealously eating_).
+
+Oh, thou wilt have a fearful awakening, little Orsini! Bellmaus, pour
+me out some wine. But if the story be not true, if this _Coriolanus_
+have lied, by the purple in this glass be it sworn I will be his
+murderer! The grimmest revenge that ever an injured journalist took
+shall fall on his head; he shall bleed to death from pin-pricks; every
+poodle in the street shall look on him scornfully and say: "Fie,
+_Coriolanus_, I wouldn't take a bite at you even if you were a
+sausage." [_A knock is heard_. BOLZ _lays down his knife.] Memento
+mori_! There are our grave-diggers. The last oyster, now, and then
+farewell thou lovely world!
+
+_Enter_ JUDGE SCHWARZ _and_ SENDEN _from the door on the left; the
+door remains open_.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Obedient servant, gentlemen!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Your pardon if we disturb you.
+
+BOLZ (_remaining seated at the table_).
+
+Not in the least. This is our regular luncheon, contracted for a whole
+year--fifty oysters and two bottles daily for each member of the
+staff. Whoever buys the newspaper has to furnish it.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+What brings us here, Professor, is a communication which Mr. Henning
+should have been the first to make to you. He preferred handing over
+the task to me.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I await your communication.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Mr. Henning has, from yesterday on, transferred to me by sale all
+rights pertaining to him as owner of the newspaper _Union_.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+To you, Judge?
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+I acknowledge that I have bought it merely as accredited agent of a
+third person. Here is the deed; it contains no secrets. [_Hands him a
+paper_.]
+
+OLDENDORF (_looking through it, to_ BOLZ).
+
+It is drawn up by a notary in due form--sold for thirty thousand
+thalers. [_Agitation among the staff-members_.] Let me get to the
+bottom of the matter. Is this change of owner also to be connected
+with a change in the political attitude of the sheet?
+
+SENDEN (_coming forward_).
+
+Certainly, Professor, that was the intention in making the purchase.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do I possibly see in you the new owner?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Not that, but I have the honor to be a friend of his. You yourself, as
+well as these gentlemen, have a right to demand the fulfilment of your
+contracts. Your contracts provide, I understand, for six months'
+notice. It goes without saying that you continue to draw your salary
+until the expiration of this term.
+
+BOLZ (_rising_).
+
+You are very kind, Mr. von Senden. Our contracts empower us to edit
+the paper as we see fit, and to control its tone and its party
+affiliations. For the next half-year, therefore, we shall not only
+continue to draw our salaries but also to conduct the paper for the
+benefit of the party to which you have not the honor to belong.
+
+SENDEN (_angrily_).
+
+We'll find a way to prevent that!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Calm yourself. That kind of work would scarcely be worthy of us. If
+such are the circumstances, I announce that I resign the editorship
+from today, and release you from all obligations to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I don't mind. I make the same announcement.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+KÄMPE}(_together_). We too!
+
+KÖRNER}
+
+SENDEN (_to_ SCHWARZ).
+
+You can testify that the gentlemen voluntarily renounce their rights.
+
+BOLZ (_to the staff_).
+
+Hold on, gentlemen, don't be too generous. It is all right for you to
+take no further part in editing the paper if your friends withdraw.
+But why abandon your pecuniary claims on the new owner?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I'd rather take nothing at all from them; I'll follow your example.
+
+BOLZ (_stroking him_).
+
+Noble sentiment, my son! We'll make our way in the world together.
+What do you think of a hand-organ, Bellmaus! We 'll take it to fairs
+and sing your songs through. I'll turn and you'll sing.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Since the new owner of the paper is not one of you, you will, in
+concluding this transaction, find the question only natural--To whom
+have we ceded our rights?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The present owner of the paper is--
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through side door on the left_.
+
+OLDENDORF (_starting back in alarm_).
+
+Colonel!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Ah, now it is becoming high tragedy!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+First of all, Professor, be assured that I have nothing to do with
+this whole affair, and merely come at the request of the purchaser.
+Not until I came here, did I know anything of what was going on. I
+hope you will take my word for that.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Well, I find this game unseemly, and I insist on being told who this
+new owner is who mysteriously hides behind different persons!
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _from the side door, left._
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He stands before you!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I should just like to faint.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+That is a heavenly joke!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bowing_).
+
+How do you do, gentlemen! [_To the staff_.] Am I right in assuming
+that these gentlemen have hitherto been connected with editing the
+paper?
+
+BELLMAUS (_eagerly_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck! Mr. Kämpe for leading articles, Mr. Körner for the
+French and English correspondence, and I for theatre, music, fine
+arts, and miscellaneous.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall be much pleased if your principles will let you continue
+devoting your talents to my newspaper. [_The three members of the
+staff bow_.]
+
+BELLMAUS (_laying his hand on his heart_).
+
+Miss Runeck, under your editorship I'll go to the ends of the world!
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling and politely_).
+
+Ah, no, merely into that room.
+
+[_Points to the door on the right_.]
+
+I
+need half an hour to collect my thoughts for my new activities.
+
+BELLMAUS (_while departing_).
+
+That's the best thing I ever heard!
+
+[BELLMAUS, KÄMPE, KÖRNER _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Professor, you resigned the management of the paper with a readiness
+which delights me. (_Pointedly_.) I wish to edit the _Union_ in my
+own fashion.
+
+[_Seizes his hand and leads him to the_ COLONEL.]
+
+Colonel, he is no longer editor; we have outwitted him; you have your
+satisfaction.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out his arms to him_).
+
+Come, Oldendorf! For what happened I have been sorry since the moment
+we parted.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My honored friend!
+
+ADELAIDE (_pointing to the door on the left_).
+
+There is some one else in there who wants to take part in the
+reconciliation. It might be Mr. Gabriel Henning.
+
+IDA _appears at the side door_.
+
+IDA.
+
+Edward!
+
+[OLDENDORF _hurries to the door_, IDA _meets him, he embraces
+her. Both leave on the left. The_ COLONEL _follows_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_sweetly_).
+
+Before asking you, Mr. von Senden, to interest yourself in the editing
+of the newspaper, I beg you to read through this correspondence which
+I received as a contribution to my columns.
+
+SENDEN (_takes a glance at them_).
+
+Miss Runeck, I don't know whose indiscretion--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Fear none on my part. I am a newspaper proprietor, and (_with, marked
+emphasis_) shall keep editorial secrets.
+
+[SENDEN _bows_.]
+
+May I ask
+for the deed, Judge? And will you gentlemen be kind enough to ease the
+mind of the vendor as to the outcome of the transaction?
+
+[_Mutual
+bows_. SENDEN _and_ SCHWARZ _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_after a short pause_).
+
+Now, Mr. Bolz, what am I going to do about you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am prepared for anything. I am surprised at nothing any more. If
+some one should go straight off and spend a capital of a hundred
+millions in painting negroes white with oil-colors, or in making
+Africa four-cornered, I should not let it astonish me. If I wake up
+tomorrow as an owl with two tufts of feathers for ears and a mouse in
+my beak, I will say, "All right," and remember that worse things have
+happened.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is the matter with you, Conrad? Are you displeased with me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+With you? You have been generous as ever; only too generous. And it
+would all have been fine, if only this whole scene had been
+impossible. That fellow Senden!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We have seen the last of him! Conrad, I'm one of the party!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hallelujah! I hear countless angels blowing on their trumpets! I'll
+stay with the _Union_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+About that I am no longer the one to decide. For I have still a
+confession to make to you. I, too, am not the real owner of the
+newspaper.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You are not? Now, by all the gods, I am at my wit's end. I'm beginning
+not to care who this owner is. Be he man, will-of-the-wisp, or the
+devil Beelzebub in person, I bid him defiance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a kind of a will-of-the-wisp, a little something of a devil, and
+from top to toe a great rogue. For, Conrad, my friend, beloved of my
+youth, it is you yourself.
+
+[_Hands him the deed_.]
+
+BOLZ (_stupefied for a moment, reads_).
+
+"Ceded to Conrad Bolz"--correct! So that would be a sort of gift.
+Can't be accepted, much too little!
+
+[_Throws the paper aside_.]
+Prudence be gone!
+
+[_Falls on his knees before_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+Here I
+kneel, Adelaide! What I am saying I don't know in my joy, for the
+whole room is dancing round with me. If you will take me for your
+husband, you will do me the greatest favor in the world. If you don't
+want me, box my ears and send me off!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bending down to him_).
+
+I do want you! (_Kissing him_.) This was the cheek!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+And these are the lips.
+
+[_Kisses her; they remain in an embrace; short
+pause_.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL, IDA, OLDENDORF.
+
+COLONEL (_in amazement, at the door_).
+
+What is this?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Colonel, it takes place under editorial sanction.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide, what do I see?
+
+ADELAIDE (_stretching out her hand to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Dear friend, I'm betrothed to a journalist!
+
+[_As_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from either side hasten to the pair, the
+curtain falls_]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Footnote 1: Permission S. Hirzel, Leipzig.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+DOCTOR LUTHER (1859)
+
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B. Assistant Professor of German, Tufts
+College.
+
+
+Some well-meaning men still wish that the defects of their old church
+had not led to so great a revolt, and even liberal Roman Catholics
+still fail to see in Luther and Zwingli anything but zealous heretics
+whose wrath brought about a schism. May such views vanish from
+Germany! All religious denominations have reason to attribute to
+Luther whatever in their present faith is genuine and sincere, and has
+a wholesome and sustaining influence. The heretic of Wittenberg is
+fully as much the reformer of the German Catholics as of the
+Protestants. This is true not only because the teachers of the
+Catholic Church in their struggle against him outgrew the old
+scholasticism, and fought for their sacraments with new weapons gained
+from his language, his culture, and his moral worth; nor because he,
+in effect, destroyed the church of the Middle Ages and forced his
+opponents at Trent to raise a firmer structure, though seemingly
+within the old forms and proportions; but still more because he
+expressed the common basis of all German denominations, of our
+spiritual courage, piety, and honesty, with such force that a good
+deal of his own nature, to the present benefit of every German, has
+survived in our doctrines and language, in our civil laws and morals,
+in the thoughtfulness of our people, and in our science and
+literature. Some of the ideas for which Luther's stubborn and
+contentious spirit fought, against both Catholics and Calvinists, are
+abandoned by the free investigation of modern times. His intensely
+passionate beliefs, gained in the heartrending struggles of a devout
+soul, occasionally missed an important truth. Sometimes he was harsh,
+unfair, even cruel toward his opponents; but such things should no
+longer disturb any German, for all the limitations of his nature and
+training are as nothing compared with the fulness of the blessings
+which have flowed from his great heart into the life of our nation.
+
+But he should not have seceded after all, some people say; for his
+action has divided Germany into two hostile camps, and the ancient
+strife, under varying battle-cries, has continued to our day. Those
+who think so might assert with equal right that the Christian revolt
+from Judaism was not necessary--why did not the apostles reform the
+venerable high-priesthood of Zion? They might assert that Hampden
+would have done better if he had paid the ship-money and had taught
+the Stuarts their lesson peaceably; that William of Orange committed a
+crime when he did not put his life and his sword into the hands of
+Alva, as Egmont did; that Washington was a traitor because he did not
+surrender himself and his army to the English; they might condemn as
+evil everything that is new and great in doctrine and in life and that
+owes its birth to a struggle against what is old.
+
+To but few mortals has been vouchsafed such a powerful influence as
+Luther had upon their contemporaries and upon subsequent ages. But his
+life, like that of every great man, leaves the impression of an
+affecting tragedy when attention is centred on its pivotal events. It
+shows us, like the career of all heroes of history whom Fate permitted
+to live out their lives, three stages. First, the personality of the
+man develops, powerfully influenced by the restricting environment. It
+tries to reconcile incompatibilities, while in the depth of his soul
+ideas and convictions are gradually translated into volition. At last
+they burst forth in a definite action, and the solitary individual
+enters upon the contest with the world. Then follows a period of
+greater activity, more rapid growth, and larger victories. The
+influence of the one man upon the masses grows ever greater. Mightily
+he draws the whole nation to follow in his footsteps, and becomes its
+hero, its pattern; the vital force of millions appears summed up in
+one man.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Underwood & Underwood, New York_
+LUTHER MONUMENT AT WORMS by ERNST RIETSCHEL]
+
+But the spirit of the nation does not long endure the preëminence of a
+single, well-centred personality; for the life and the power and the
+needs of a nation are more manifold than even the greatest single
+force and lofty aim. The eternal contrast between the individual and
+the nation appears. Even the soul of a nation is, in the presence of
+the eternal, a finite personality--but in comparison with the
+individual it appears boundless. A man is forced by the logical result
+of his thoughts and actions, by all the significance of his own deeds,
+into a closely restricted path. The soul of the nation needs for its
+life irreconcilable contrasts and incessant effort in most varied
+directions. Much that the individual failed to assimilate rises to
+fight against him. The reaction of the people begins--at first weak,
+here and there, based on different reasons and with slight
+justification; then it grows stronger and ever more victorious.
+Finally the intellectual influence of the life of the individual is
+limited to his own followers, and crystallizes into a single one of
+the many elements of national growth. The last period of a great life
+is always filled with secret resignation, with bitterness, and with
+silent suffering.
+
+Thus it was with Luther. The first of these periods continued up to
+the day on which he posted his theses, the second until his return
+from the Wartburg, the third to his death and the beginning of the
+Schmalkaldic War. It is not the purpose of this sketch to give his
+entire biography, but to tell briefly how he developed and what he
+was. Much in his nature appears strange and unpleasing so long as he
+is viewed from afar; but this historic figure has the remarkable
+quality of becoming greater and more attractive the more closely it is
+approached, and from beginning to end it would inspire a good
+biographer with admiration, tenderness, and a certain good humor.
+
+Luther rose from the great source of all national strength, the
+freeholding peasant class. His father moved from Möhra, a forest
+village of the Thuringian mountains, where his relatives constituted
+half the population, northward into the neighborhood of Mansfeld, to
+work as a miner. So the boy's cradle stood in a cottage in which was
+still felt the old thrill of the ghosts of the pine wood and the dark
+clefts which were thought to be the entrances to the ore veins of the
+mountain. Certainly the imagination of the boy was often busy with
+dark traditions from heathen mythology. He was accustomed to feel the
+presence of uncanny powers as well in the phenomena of nature as in
+the life of man. When he turned monk such remembrances from childhood
+grew gloomier and took the shape of the devil of Scripture, but the
+busy tempter who everywhere lies in wait for the life of man always
+retained for him something of the features of the mischievous goblin
+who secretly lurks about the peasant's hearth and stable.
+
+His father, a curt, sturdy, vigorous man, firm in his resolves, and of
+unusual, shrewd common sense, had worked his way, after hard
+struggles, to considerable prosperity. He kept strict discipline in
+his household. Even in later years Luther thought with sadness of the
+severe punishments he had endured as a boy and the sorrow they had
+caused his tender, childish heart. But Old Hans Luther, nevertheless,
+up to his death in 1530, had some influence on the life of his son.
+When at the age of twenty-two Martin secretly entered the monastery
+the old man was violently angry; for he had already planned a good
+match for him. Friends finally succeeded in bringing the angry father
+to consent to a reconciliation; and as his imploring son confessed
+that a terrible apparition had driven him to the secret vow to enter
+the monastery, he replied with the sorrowful words, "God grant that it
+was not a deception and trick of the devil;" and he still further
+wrenched the heart of the monk by the angry question, "You thought you
+were obeying the command of God when you went into the monastery; have
+you not heard also that you shall obey your parents?" These words made
+a deep impression on the son, and when, many years after, he sat in
+the Wartburg, expelled from the Church and outlawed by the Emperor, he
+wrote to his father the touching words: "Do you still wish to tear me
+from the monastery? You are still my father and I your son. The law
+and the power of God are on your side--on my side human weakness. But
+look that you boast not yourself against God, he has been beforehand
+with you,--he has taken me out himself." From that time on it seemed
+to the old man as if his son were restored to him. Old Hans had once
+counted upon having a grandson for whom he would work. He now came
+back obstinately to this thought, caring nothing for the rest of the
+world, and soon urged his son to marry; his encouragement was not the
+least of the influences to which Luther yielded, and when his father,
+advanced in years, at last a councillor of Mansfeld, lay in his death
+throes and the minister bent over him and asked the dying man if he
+wished to die in the purified faith in Christ and the Holy Gospel, old
+Hans gathered his strength once more and said curtly, "He is a wretch
+who does not believe in it." When Luther told this later he added
+admiringly, "Yes that was a man of the old time." The son received the
+news of the father's death in the fortress of Coburg. When he read
+the letter, in which his wife inclosed a picture of his youngest
+daughter Magdalena, he uttered to a companion merely the words, "Well,
+my father is dead too," rose, took his psalter, went into his room,
+and prayed and wept so hard that, as the faithful Veit Dietrich wrote,
+his head was confused the next day; but he came out again with his
+soul at peace. The same day he wrote with deep emotion to Melanchthon
+of the great love of his father and of his intimate relations with
+him. "I have never despised death so much as today. We die so often
+before we finally die. Now I am the oldest of my family and I have the
+right to follow him." From such a father the son inherited what was
+fundamental to his character--truthfulness, a sturdy will,
+straightforward common sense, and tact in dealing with men and
+affairs. His childhood was full of rigor. He had many a bitter
+experience in the Latin school and as a choir boy, though tempered by
+kindness and love, and he kept through it all--what is more easily
+kept in the lowlier circles of life--a heart full of faith in the
+goodness of human nature and reverence for everything great in the
+world. When he was at the University of Erfurt, his father was already
+in a position to supply his needs more abundantly. He felt the vigor
+of youth, and was a merry companion with song and lute. Of his
+spiritual life at that time little is known except that death came
+near him, and that in a thunder storm he was "called upon by a
+terrible apparition from heaven." In terror he took a vow to go into a
+monastery, and quickly and secretly carried out his resolve.
+
+From that time date our reports about the troubles of his soul. At
+odds with his father, full of awe at the thought of an incomprehensible
+eternity, cowed by the wrath of God, he began with supernatural
+exertions a life of renunciation, devotion, and penance. He found no
+peace. All the highest questions of life rushed with fearful force
+upon his defenseless, wandering soul. Remarkably strong and passionate
+with him was the necessity of feeling himself in harmony with God and
+the universe. What theology offered him was all unintelligible,
+bitter, and repulsive. To his nature the riddles of the moral order of
+the universe were most important. That the good should suffer, and the
+evil succeed; that God should condemn the human race to the monstrous
+burden of sin because a simple-minded woman had bitten into an apple;
+that this same God should endure our sins with love, toleration, and
+patience; that Christ at one time sent away honorable people with
+severity, and at another time associated with harlots, publicans,
+and sinners--"human understanding with its wisdom turns to folly at
+this." Then he would complain to his spiritual adviser, Staupitz:
+"Dear Doctor, our Lord treats people so cruelly. Who can serve Him
+if he lays on blows like this?" But when he got the answer, "How
+else could He subdue the stubborn heads?" this sensible argument
+could not console the young man. With fervid desire to find the
+incomprehensible God, he searched all his thoughts and dreams with
+self-torture. Every earthly thought, every beat of his youthful blood,
+became for him a cruel wrong. He began to despair of himself; he
+wrestled in unceasing prayer, fasted and scourged himself. At one time
+the priests had to break into his cell in which he had been lying for
+days in a condition not far from insanity. With warm sympathy Staupitz
+looked upon such heart-rending torment, and sought to give him peace
+by blunt counsel. Once when Luther had written to him, "Oh, my sin! My
+sin! My sin!" his spiritual adviser gave him the answer, "You long to
+be without sin, and you have no real sin. Christ is the forgiveness of
+real sins, such as parricide and the like. If Christ is to help you,
+you must have a list of real sins, and not come to Him with such trash
+and make-believe sins, seeing a sin in every trifle." The manner in
+which Luther gradually raised himself above such despair was decisive
+for his whole life. The God whom he served was at that time a God of
+terror. His anger was to be appeased only by the means of grace which
+the ancient Church prescribed--in the first place through constant
+confession, for which there were innumerable prescriptions and formulæ
+which seemed to the heart empty and cold. By strictly prescribed
+activities and the practice of so-called good works, the feeling of
+real atonement and inward peace had not come to the young man. Finally
+a saying of his spiritual adviser pierced his heart like an arrow:
+"That alone is true penance which begins with love for God. Love for
+God and inward exaltation is not the result of the means of grace
+which the Church teaches; it must go before them." This doctrine from
+Tauler's school became for the young man the basis of a new spiritual
+and moral relation to God; it was for him a sacred discovery. The
+transformation of his spiritual life was the principal thing. For that
+he had to work. From the depths of every human heart must come
+repentance, expiation, and atonement. He and every man could lift
+himself up to God, alone. Not until now did he realize what free
+prayer was. In place of a far-off divine power which he had formerly
+sought in vain through a hundred forms and childish confessions, there
+came before him at last the image of an all-loving protector to whom
+he could speak at any time joyfully and in tears; to whom he could
+bring all sorrow, every doubt; who took unceasing interest in him,
+cared for him, granted or denied his heartfelt petitions tenderly,
+like a good father. So he learned to pray; and how ardent his prayers
+became! From this time he lived in peace with the beloved God whom he
+had finally found, every day, every hour. His intercourse with the
+Most High became more intimate than with the dearest companions of
+this earth. When he poured out his whole self before Him, then calm
+came over him and a holy peace, a feeling of unspeakable love. He felt
+himself a part of God, and remained in this relation to Him from that
+time throughout his whole life. He heeded no longer the roundabout
+ways of the ancient Church; he could, with God in his heart, defy the
+whole world. Even thus early he ventured to believe that those held
+false doctrine who put so much stress on works of penance, that there
+was nothing beyond these works but a cold satisfaction and a
+ceremonious confession; and when, later, he learned from Melanchthon
+that the Greek word for penitence, _metanoia_ meant literally "change
+of mind," it seemed to him a wonderful revelation. On this ground
+rested the confident assurance with which he opposed the words of
+Scripture to the ordinances of the Church. By this means Luther in the
+monastery gradually worked his way to spiritual liberty. All his later
+doctrines, his battles against indulgences, his imperturbable
+steadfastness, his method of interpreting the Scriptures, rested upon
+the struggles through which he, while a monk, had found his God; and
+it may well be said that the new era of German history began with
+Luther's prayers in the monastery. Life was soon to thrust him under
+its hammer, to harden the pure metal of his soul.
+
+In 1508 Luther reluctantly accepted the professorship of dialectics at
+the new university of Wittenberg. He would rather have taught that
+theology which even then he believed the true one. When, in 1510, he
+went to Rome on business for his order, it is well known what devotion
+and piety marked his sojourn in the Holy City, and with what horror
+the heathen life of the Romans and the moral corruption and
+worldliness of the clergy filled him. It was there where his
+devotions, while he was officiating at mass, were disturbed by the
+reckless jests which the Roman priests of his order called out to him.
+He never forgot the devil-inspired words[2] as long as he lived.
+
+But the hierarchy, however deeply its corruption shocked him, still
+contained his whole hope; outside of it there was no God and no
+salvation. The noble idea of the Catholic Church, and its conquests of
+fifteen hundred years, enraptured the mind even of the strongest. And
+when this German in Roman clerical dress, at the risk of his life,
+inspected the ruins of ancient Rome and stood in awe before the
+gigantic columns of the temples which, according to report, the Goths
+had once destroyed, the sturdy man from the mountains of the old
+Hermunduri little dreamed that it would be his own fate to destroy the
+temples of medieval Rome more thoroughly, more fiercely, more grandly.
+Luther came back from Rome still a faithful son of the great Mother
+Church. All heresy, such as that of the Bohemians, was hateful to him.
+He took a warm interest, after his return, in Reuchlin's contest
+against the judges of heresy at Cologne, and, in 1512, stood on the
+side of the Humanists; but even then he felt that something separated
+him from this movement. When, a few years later, he was in Gotha, he
+did not call upon the worthy Mutianus Rufus, although he wrote him a
+very polite letter of apology; and soon after he was offended by the
+inward coldness and secular tone in which theological sinners were
+ridiculed in Erasmus' dialogues. The profane worldliness of the
+Humanists was never quite in harmony with the cheerful faith of
+Luther's soul, and the pride with which he afterward offended the
+sensitive Erasmus in a letter which was meant to be conciliatory, was
+probably even then in his soul. Even the forms of literary modesty
+adopted by Luther at that time give the impression that they were
+wrung from an unbending spirit by the power of Christian humility.
+
+For even at that time he felt himself secure and strong in his faith.
+As early as 1516 he wrote to Spalatin, who was the link of intercourse
+between him and the Elector, Frederick the Wise, that the Elector was
+the most prudent of men in the things of this world, but was afflicted
+with sevenfold blindness in matters concerning God and the salvation
+of the soul. And Luther had reason for this expression, for the
+provident spirit of that moderate prince appeared in his careful
+efforts, among other things, to gather in for domestic use the means
+of grace recommended by the Church. For instance, he had a special
+hobby for sacred relics, and just at this time Staupitz, the vicar of
+the Augustinian order for Saxony, was occupied in the Rhine region and
+elsewhere in collecting them for the Elector. For Luther the absence
+of his superior was important, for he had to fill his place. He was
+already a respected man in his order. Although professor (of theology
+since 1512), he still lived in his monastery in Wittenberg and
+generally wore his monk's habit; and now he visited the thirty
+monasteries in his charge, deposed priors, uttered severe censure of
+bad discipline, and urged severity against fallen monks. But something
+of the simple faith of the brother of the monastery still clung to
+him.
+
+It was in this spirit of confidence and German sincerity that he
+wrote, October 31, 1517, after he had posted the theses against Tetzel
+on the church door, to Archbishop Albert of Mainz, the protector of
+the seller of indulgences. Full of the popular belief in the wisdom
+and the goodwill of the highest rulers, Luther thought (he often said
+so later) that it was only necessary to present honestly to the
+princes of the Church the disadvantage and immorality of such abuses.
+But how childish this zeal of the monk appeared to the polished and
+worldly prince of the Church! What so deeply offended the honest man
+was, from the point of view of the Archbishop, a matter long settled.
+The sale of indulgences was an evil in the Church a hundred times
+deplored, but as unavoidable as many institutions seem to the
+politician; while not good in themselves, they must be kept for the
+sake of a greater interest. The greatest interest of the Archbishop
+and the curia was their supremacy, which was acquired and maintained
+by such commercial dealings. The great interest of Luther and the
+people was truth. This was the parting of the ways.
+
+And so Luther entered upon the struggle, a poor and faithful son of
+the Church, full of German devotion to authority; but yet he had in
+his character something which gave him strength against too extreme
+exercise of this authority--a close relation to his God. He was then
+thirty-four years old, in the fulness of his strength, of medium
+stature, his body vigorous and without the corpulency of his later
+years, appearing tall beside the small, delicate, boyish form of
+Melanchthon. In the face which showed the effects of vigils and inward
+struggles, shone two fiery eyes whose keen brilliancy was hard to
+meet. He was a respected man, not only in his order, but at the
+University; not a great scholar--he learned Greek from Melanchthon in
+the first year of his professorship, and Hebrew soon after. He had no
+extensive book learning, and never had the ambition to shine as a
+writer of Latin verse; but he was astonishingly well-read in the
+Scriptures and some of the Fathers of the Church, and what he had once
+learned he assimilated with German thoroughness. He was the untiring
+shepherd of his flock, a zealous preacher, a warm friend, once more
+full of a decorous cheerfulness; he was of an assured bearing, polite
+and skilful in social intercourse, with a confidence of spirit which
+often lighted up his face in a smile. The small events of the day
+might indeed affect him and annoy him. He was excitable, and easily
+moved to tears, but on any great emergency, after he had overcome his
+early nervous excitement, such as, for instance, embarrassed him when
+he first appeared before the Diet at Worms--then he showed wonderful
+calmness and self-command. He knew no fear. Indeed, his lion's nature
+found satisfaction in the most dangerous situations. The danger of
+death into which he sometimes fell, the malicious ambushes of his
+enemies, seemed to him at that time hardly worthy of mention. The
+reason for this superhuman heroism, as one may call it, was again his
+close personal relation to his God. He had long periods in which he
+wished, with a cheerful smile, for martyrdom in the service of truth
+and of his God. Terrible struggles were still before him, but those in
+which men opposed him did not seem to deserve this name. He had
+defeated the devil himself again and again for years. He even
+overcame the fear and torment of hell, which did its utmost to cloud
+his reason. Such a man might perhaps be killed, but he could hardly be
+conquered.
+
+The period of the struggle which now follows, from the beginning of
+the indulgences controversy until his departure from the Wartburg--the
+time of his greatest victories and of his tremendous popularity--is
+perhaps best known; but it seems to us that even here his nature has
+never yet been correctly judged.
+
+Nothing is more remarkable at this period than the manner in which
+Luther became gradually estranged from the Church of Rome. His life
+was modest and without ambition. He clung with the deepest reverence
+to the lofty idea of the Church, for fifteen hundred years the
+communion of saints; and yet in four short years he was destined to be
+cut off from the faith of his fathers, torn from the soil in which he
+had been so firmly rooted. And during all this time he was destined to
+stand alone in the struggle, or at best with a few faithful
+companions--after 1518 together with Melanchthon. He was to be exposed
+to all the perils of the fiercest war, not only against innumerable
+enemies, but also in defiance of the anxious warnings of sincere
+friends and patrons. Three times the Roman party tried to silence
+him--through the official activity of Cajetan, through the persuasive
+arts of Miltitz, and the untimely persistence of the contentious Eck.
+Three times he spoke to the Pope himself in letters which are among
+the most valuable documents of those years. Then came the parting. He
+was anathematized and outlawed. According to the old university
+custom, he burned the enemy's declaration of war, and with it the
+possibility of return. With cheerful confidence he went to Worms in
+order that the princes of his nation might decide whether he should
+die or thenceforth live among them without pope or church, according
+to the Bible alone.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Pruelmann A G Munich_
+FREDERICK WILLIAM I INSPECTING A SCHOOL Adolph von Menzel.]
+
+At first, when he had printed his theses against Tetzel, he was
+astonished at the enormous excitement which they caused in Germany, at
+the venomous hatred of his enemies, and at the signs of joyful
+recognition which he received from many sides. Had he, then, done such
+an unheard-of thing? What he had expressed was, he knew, the belief of
+all the best men of the Church. When the Bishop of Brandenburg had
+sent the Abbot of Lehnin to him, with the request that Luther would
+suppress the printed edition of his German sermon on indulgences and
+grace, however near the truth he might be, the brother of the poor
+Augustinian monastery was deeply moved that such great men should
+speak to him in so friendly and cordial a manner, and he was ready to
+give up the printing rather than make himself a monster that disturbed
+the Church. Eagerly he sought to refute the report that the Elector
+had instigated his quarrel with Tetzel--"they wish to involve the
+innocent prince in the enmity that falls on me." He was ready to do
+anything to keep the peace before Cajetan and with Miltitz. One thing
+he would not do--recant what he had said against the unchristian
+extension of the system of indulgences; but recantation was the only
+thing the hierarchy wanted of him. For a long time he still wished for
+peace, reconciliation, and return to the peaceful activity of his
+cell; and again and again a false assertion of his opponents set his
+blood on fire, and every opposition was followed by a new and sharper
+blow from his weapon.
+
+Even in the first letter to Leo X, May 30, 1518, Luther's heroic
+assurance is remarkable. He is still entirely the faithful son of the
+Church. He still concludes by falling at the Pope's feet, offers him
+his whole life and being, and promises to honor his voice as the voice
+of Christ, whose representative the head of the Church is; but even
+from this devotion befitting the monk, the vigorous words flash out:
+"If I have merited death, I refuse not to die." In the body of the
+letter, how strong are the expressions in which he sets forth the
+coarseness of the sellers of indulgences! Here, too, his surprise is
+honest that his theses are making so much stir with their
+unintelligible sentences, involved, according to the old custom, to
+the point of riddles. And good humor sounds in the manly words: "What
+shall I do? I cannot recant. In our century full of intellect and
+beauty, which might put Cicero into a corner, I am only an unlearned,
+limited, poorly educated man! But the goose must needs cackle among
+the swans."
+
+The following year almost all who honored Luther united in the
+endeavor to bring about a reconciliation. Staupitz and Palatin, and
+the Elector through them, scolded, besought, and urged; the papal
+chamberlain, Miltitz himself, praised Luther's attitude, and whispered
+to him that he was entirely right, implored him, drank with him, and
+kissed him. Luther, to be sure, thought he knew that the courtier had
+a secret mission to make him a captive, if possible, and bring him to
+Rome. But the peacemakers successfully hit upon the point in which the
+stubborn man heartily agreed with them--that respect for the Church
+must be maintained, and its unity must not be destroyed. Luther
+promised to keep quiet and to submit the decision of the contested
+points to three worthy bishops. While in this position he was urged to
+write a letter of apology to the Pope. But even this letter of March
+3, 1519, though approved by the mediators and written under
+compulsion, is characteristic as showing the advance Luther had made.
+Humility, such as our theologians see in it, is hardly present, but a
+cautious diplomatic attitude throughout. Luther regrets that what he
+has done to defend the honor of the Roman Church should have been
+interpreted as lack of respect in him. He promises henceforth to say
+nothing more about indulgences--if, that is, his opponents will do
+the same; he offers to address a manifesto to the people in which he
+will advise them to give proper obedience to the Church and not to be
+estranged from her because his adversaries have been insolent and he
+himself harsh. But all these submissive words do not conceal the rift
+which already separates his mind from the essential basis of the
+Church of Rome. It sounds like cold irony when he writes: "What shall
+I do, Most Holy Father? I am at a complete loss. I cannot endure the
+weight of your anger, and yet I do not know how to escape it. They
+demand a recantation from me. If it could accomplish what they propose
+by it, I would recant without hesitation, but the opposition of my
+adversaries has spread my writings farther than I had ever hoped; they
+have taken hold too deeply on the souls of men. In Germany today
+talent, learning, freedom of judgment are flourishing. If I should
+recant, I should cover the Church, in the judgment of my Germans, with
+still greater disgrace. It is they--my adversaries--who have brought
+the Church of Rome into disrepute with us in Germany." He finally
+closes politely: "If I should be able to do more, I shall without
+doubt be very ready. May Christ preserve your Holiness! Martin
+Luther."
+
+Much is to be read between the lines of this studied reserve. Even if
+the vain Eck had not immediately set all Wittenberg University by the
+ears, this letter could hardly have been considered at Rome as a token
+of repentant submission.
+
+The thunderbolt of excommunication had been hurled; Rome had spoken.
+Now Luther, again completely his old self, wrote once more to the Pope
+that great and famous letter which, at the request of the untiring
+Miltitz, he dated back to September 6, 1520, that he might be able to
+ignore the bull of excommunication. It is a beautiful reflection of a
+resolute mind which from a lofty standpoint calmly surveys its
+opponent, and at the same time is magnificent in its sincerity, and of
+the noblest spirit. With sincere sympathy he speaks of the personality
+and of the difficult position of the Pope; but it is the sympathy of a
+stranger. He still laments with melancholy the condition of the
+Church, but it is plain that he himself has already outgrown it. It is
+a farewell letter. With the keenest severity there is still a firm
+attitude and silent sorrow. Such is the way a man parts from what he
+has once loved and found unworthy. This letter was to be the last
+bridge for the peacemakers. For Luther it was the liberation of his
+soul.
+
+In these years Luther had become a different man. In the first place
+he had acquired prudence and self-reliance in his intercourse with the
+most exalted personages, and at heavy cost had won insight into the
+policies and the private character of the rulers. Nothing was at heart
+more painful to the peaceable nature of his sovereign than this bitter
+theological controversy, which sometimes furthered his political ends
+but always disturbed his peace of mind. Constant efforts were made by
+his court to keep the Wittenberg people within bounds, and Luther
+always saw to it that they were made too late. Whenever the faithful
+Spalatin dissuaded him from the publication of a new polemic, he
+received the answer that there was no help for it, that the sheets
+were printed and already in the hands of many and could not be
+suppressed. And in his dealings with his adversaries Luther had
+acquired the assurance of a seasoned warrior. He was bitterly hurt
+when Hieronymus Emser, in the spring of 1518, craftily took him to a
+banquet in Dresden where he was forced to argue with angry enemies,
+especially when he learned that a Dominican friar had listened at the
+door and the next day had spread it in the town that Luther had been
+completely silenced, and that the listener had had difficulty to
+restrain himself from rushing into the room and spitting in Luther's
+face. At that first meeting with Cajetan Luther still prostrated
+himself humbly at the feet of the prince of the Church; after the
+second he allowed himself to express the view that the cardinal was as
+fit for his office as an ass to play the harp. He treated the polite
+Miltitz with fitting politeness. The Roman had hoped to tame the
+German bear, but soon the courtier came of his own accord into the
+position which was appropriate for him--he was used by Luther. And in
+the Leipzig disputation against Eck the favorable impression which the
+self-possessed, honest, and sturdy nature of Luther produced was the
+best counterpoise to the self-satisfied assurance of his clever
+opponent.
+
+But Luther's inward life calls for greater sympathy. It was after all
+a terrible period for him. Close to exaltation and victory lay for him
+deathly anxiety, torturing doubt, and horrible apparitions. He, almost
+alone, was in arms against all Christendom, and was becoming more and
+more irreconcilably hostile to the mightiest power, which still
+included everything that had been sacred to him since his youth. What
+if, after all, he were wrong in this or that! He was responsible for
+every soul that he led away with him--and whither? What was there
+outside the Church but destruction and perdition for time and for
+eternity? If his adversaries and anxious friends cut him to the heart
+with reproaches and warnings, the pain, the secret remorse, the
+uncertainty which he must not acknowledge to any one, were greater
+beyond comparison. He found peace, to be sure, in prayer. Whenever his
+fervid soul, seeking its God, rose in mighty flights, he was filled
+with strength, peace, and cheerfulness. But in hours of less tense
+exaltation, when his sensitive spirit quivered under unpleasant
+impressions, then he felt himself embarrassed, divided, under the
+spell of another power which was hostile to his God. He knew from
+childhood how actively evil spirits ensnare mankind; he had learned
+from the Scripture that the Devil works against the purest to ruin
+them. On his path the busy devils were lurking to weaken him, to
+mislead him, to make innumerable others wretched through him. He saw
+their work in the angry bearing of the cardinal, in the scornful face
+of Eck, even in the thoughts of his own soul. He knew how powerful
+they had been in Rome. Even in his youth apparitions had tormented
+him; now they reappeared. From the dark shadows of his study the
+spectre of the tempter lifted its claw-like hand against his reason.
+Even while he was praying the Devil approached him in the form of
+the Redeemer, radiant as King of Heaven with the five wounds, as
+the ancient Church represented Him. But Luther knew that Christ
+appears to poor humanity only in His words, or in humble form, as He
+hung upon the cross; and he roused himself vigorously and cried
+to the apparition: "Avaunt, foul fiend!"--and the vision disappeared.
+Thus the strong heart of the man worked for years in savage
+indignation--always renewed. It was a sad struggle between reason and
+insanity, but Luther always came out victorious; the native strength
+of his sound nature prevailed. In long prayer, often lasting for
+hours, the stormy waves of his emotion became calm, and his massive
+intelligence and his conscience brought him every time out of doubt to
+certainty. He considered this process of liberation as a gracious
+inspiration of his God, and after such moments he who had once been in
+such anxious doubt was as firm as steel, indifferent to the opinion of
+men, not to be moved, inexorable. Quite a different picture is that of
+his personality in contest with earthly foes. Here he retains almost
+everywhere the superiority of conviction, particularly in his literary
+feuds.
+
+The literary activity which he developed at this time was gigantic. Up
+to 1517 he had printed little. From that time on he was not only the
+most productive but the greatest popular writer of Germany. The energy
+of his style, the vigor of his argumentation, the ardor and passion of
+his conviction, carried away his readers. No one had ever spoken thus
+to the people. His language lent itself to every mood, to all keys;
+now brief, forcible, sharp as steel, now in majestic breadth, the
+words poured in among the people like a mighty stream. A figurative
+expression, a striking simile, made the most difficult thoughts
+intelligible. His was a wonderfully creative power. He used language
+with sovereign ease. As soon as he touched a pen his mind worked with
+the greatest freedom; his sentences show the cheerful warmth which
+filled him, the perfect charm of sympathetic creation is poured out
+upon them. And such power is by no means least apparent in the attacks
+which he makes upon individual opponents, and it is closely connected
+with a fault which caused misgivings even to his admiring
+contemporaries. He liked to play with his opponents. His imagination
+clothed the form of an enemy with a grotesque mask, and he teased,
+scorned, and stabbed this picture of his imagination with turns of
+speech which had not always the grace of moderation, or even of
+decency; but in the midst of vituperation, his good humor generally
+had a conciliatory effect--although, to be sure, not upon his victims.
+Petty spite was rarely visible; not seldom the most imperturbable
+good-nature. Sometimes he fell into a true artistic zeal, forgot the
+dignity of the reformer, and pinched like a German peasant boy, even
+like a malicious goblin. What blows he gave to all his opponents, now
+with a club, wielded by an angry giant, now with a jester's bauble! He
+liked to twist their names into ridiculous forms, and thus they lived
+in Wittenberg circles as beasts, or as fools. Eck became Dr. Geck;
+Murner was adorned with the head and claws of a cat; Emser, who had
+printed at the head of most of his pamphlets his coat-of-arms the head
+of a horned goat, was abused as a goat. The Latin name of the renegade
+humanist Cochläus, was retranslated, and Luther greeted him as a snail
+with impenetrable armor, and--sad to say--sometimes also as a dirty
+boy whose nose needed wiping. Still worse, terrible even to his
+contemporaries, was the reckless violence with which he declaimed
+against hostile princes. It is true that he sometimes bestowed upon
+his sovereign's cousin, Duke George of Saxony, a consideration hardly
+to be avoided. Each considered the other the prey of the devil, but in
+secret each esteemed in the other a manly worth. Again and again they
+fell into dissension, even in writing, but again and again Luther
+prayed warmly for his neighbor's soul. The reckless wilfulness of
+Henry VIII. of England, on the other hand, offended the German
+reformer to the depths of his soul; he reviled him horribly and
+without cessation; and even in his last years he treated the
+hot-headed Henry of Brunswick like a naughty school-boy. "Clown" was
+the mildest of many dramatic characters in which he represented him.
+When, later, such outpourings of excessive zeal stared at him from the
+printed page, and his friends complained, he would be vexed at his
+rudeness, upbraid himself, and honestly repent. But repentance availed
+little, for on the next occasion he would commit the same fault; and
+Spalatin had some reason to look distrustfully upon a projected
+publication even when Luther proposed to write very gently and tamely.
+His opponents could not equal him in his field. They called names with
+equal vigor, but they lacked his inward freedom. Unfortunately it
+cannot be denied that this little appendage to the moral dignity of
+his nature was sometimes the spice which made his writings so
+irresistible to the honest Germans of the sixteenth century.
+
+In the autumn of 1517 he had got into a quarrel with a reprobate
+Dominican friar; in the winter of 1520 he burned the Pope's bull. In
+the spring of 1518 he had prostrated himself at the feet of the Vicar
+of Christ; in the spring of 1521 he declared at the Diet of Worms,
+before the emperor and the princes and the papal legates, that he
+believed neither the Pope nor the Councils alone, only the testimony
+of the Holy Scripture and the interpretation of reason. Now he was
+free, but excommunication and outlawry hovered over his head. He was
+inwardly free, but he was free as the beast of the forest is free, and
+behind him bayed the blood-thirsty pack. He had reached the
+culminating point of his life, and the powers against which he had
+revolted, even the thoughts which he himself had aroused among the
+people, were working from now on against his life and doctrine.
+
+Even at Worms, so it appears, it had been made clear to Luther that he
+must disappear for a while. The customs of the Franconian Knights,
+among whom he had faithful followers, suggested the idea of having him
+spirited away by armed men. Elector Frederick, with his faithful
+friends, discussed the abduction, and it was quite after the manner
+of this prince that he himself did not wish to know the place of
+retreat, in order to be able, in case of need, to swear to his
+ignorance. Nor was it easy to win Luther over to the plan, for his
+bold heart had long ago overcome earthly fear; and with an
+enthusiastic joy, in which there was much fanaticism and some humor,
+he watched the attempts of the Romanists to put out of the way a man
+of whom Another must dispose, He who spoke through his lips.
+
+Unwillingly he submitted. The secret was not easy to keep, however
+skilfully the abduction had been planned. At first none of the
+Wittenbergers but Melanchthon knew where he was. But Luther was the
+last man to submit to even the best-intentioned intrigue. Very soon an
+active communication arose between the Wartburg and Wittenberg. No
+matter how much caution was used in delivering the letters, it was
+difficult to avoid suspicion. In his fortified retreat, Luther found
+out earlier than the Wittenbergers what was going on in the world
+outside. He was informed of everything that happened at his
+university, and tried to keep up the courage of his friends and direct
+their policy. It is touching to see how he tried to strengthen
+Melanchthon, whose unpractical nature made him feel painfully the
+absence of his sturdy friend. "Things will get on without me," he
+writes to him; "only have courage. I am no longer necessary to you. If
+I get out, and I cannot return to Wittenberg, I shall go into the wide
+world. You are men enough to hold the fortress of the Lord against the
+Devil, without me." He dated his letters from the air, from Patmos,
+from the desert, from "among the birds that sing merrily on the
+branches and praise God with all their might from morning to night."
+Once he tried to be crafty. He inclosed in a letter to Spalatin a
+letter intended to deceive: "It was believed without reason that he
+was at the Wartburg. He was living among faithful brethren. It was
+surprising that no one had thought of Bohemia;" and then came a
+thrust--not ill-tempered--at Duke George of Saxony, his most active
+enemy. This letter Spalatin was to lose with well-planned carelessness
+so that it should come into the hands of the enemy. But in this kind
+of diplomacy he was certainly not logical, for as soon as his leonine
+nature was aroused by some piece of news, he would determine
+impulsively to start for Erfurt or Wittenberg. It was hard for him to
+bear the inactivity of his life. He was treated with the greatest
+attention by the governor of the castle, and this attention expressed
+itself, as was the custom at that time, primarily in the shape of the
+best care in the matter of food and drink. The rich living, the lack
+of activity, and the fresh mountain air into which the theologian was
+transported, had their effect upon soul and body. He had already
+brought from Worms a physical infirmity, now there were added hours of
+gloomy melancholy which made him unfit for work.
+
+On two successive days he joined hunting parties, but his heart was
+with the few hares and partridges which were driven into the net by
+the troop of men and dogs. "Innocent creatures! The papists persecute
+in the same way!" To save the life of a little hare he had wrapped him
+in the sleeve of his coat. The dogs came and crushed the animal's
+bones within the protecting coat. "Thus Satan rages against the souls
+that I seek to save." Luther had reason for protecting himself and his
+friends from Satan. He had rejected all the authority of the Church;
+now he stood terribly alone; nothing was left to him but his last
+resort--the Scriptures. The ancient Church had represented
+Christianity in continual development. The faith had been kept in a
+fluid state by a living tradition which ran parallel with the
+Scriptures, by the Councils, by the Papal decrees; and they had
+adapted themselves, like a facile stream, to the sharp corners of
+national character, to the urgent needs of each age. It is true that
+this noble idea of a perpetually living organism had not been
+preserved in its original purity. The best part of its life had
+vanished; empty cocoons were being preserved. The old democratic
+church had been transformed into the irresponsible sovereignty of a
+few, had been stained with all the vices of an unconscientious
+aristocracy, and was already in striking opposition to reason and
+popular feeling. What Luther, however, could put in its place--the
+word of the Scriptures--although it gave freedom from a hopeless mass
+of soulless excrescences, threatened on the other hand new dangers.
+
+What was the Bible? Between the earliest and latest writings of the
+sacred book lay perhaps two thousand years. Even the New Testament was
+not written by Christ himself, not even entirely by those who had
+received the sacred doctrine from his lips. It was compiled after his
+death. Portions of it might have been transmitted inexactly.
+Everything was written in a foreign tongue, which it was difficult for
+the Germans to understand. Even the keenest penetration was in danger
+of interpreting falsely unless the grace of God enlightened the
+interpreter as it had the apostles. The ancient Church had settled the
+matter summarily; in it the sacrament of holy orders gave such
+enlightenment. Indeed, the Holy Father even laid claim to divine
+authority to decide arbitrarily what should be right, even when his
+will was contrary to the Scriptures. The reformer had nothing but his
+feeble human knowledge, and prayer.
+
+The first unavoidable step was that he must use his reason, for a
+certain critical treatment even of the Holy Bible was necessary. Nor
+did Luther fail to see that the books of the New Testament were of
+varying worth. It is well known that he did not highly esteem the
+Apocalypse, and that the Epistle of James was regarded by him as "an
+epistle of straw." But his objection to particular portions never
+shook his faith in the whole. His belief was inflexible that the Holy
+Scriptures, excepting a few books, contained a divine revelation in
+every word and letter. It was for him the dearest thing on earth, the
+foundation of all his learning. He had put himself so in sympathy
+with it that he lived among its figures as in the present. The more
+urgent his feeling of responsibility, the warmer the passion with
+which he clung to Scripture; and a strong instinct for the sensible
+and the fitting really helped him over many dangers. His
+discrimination had none of the hair-splitting sophistry of the ancient
+teachers. He despised useless subtleties, and, with admirable tact,
+let go what seemed to him unessential; but, if he was not to lose his
+faith or his reason, he could do nothing, after all, but found the new
+doctrine on words and conditions of life fifteen hundred years old,
+and in some cases he became the victim of what his adversary Eck
+called "the black letter."
+
+Under the urgency of these conditions his method took form. If he had
+a question to settle, he collected all the passages of Holy Scripture
+which seemed to offer him an answer. He sought earnestly to understand
+all passages in their context, and then he struck a balance, giving
+the greatest weight to those which agreed with each other, and for
+those which were at variance patiently striving to find a solution
+which might reconcile the seeming contradiction. The resulting
+conviction he firmly established in his heart, regardless of
+temptations, by fervent prayer. With this procedure he was sometimes
+bound to reach conclusions which seemed, even to ordinary human
+understanding, vulnerable. When, for instance, in the year 1522, he
+undertook, from the Scriptures, to put matrimony on a new moral basis,
+reason and the needs of the people were certainly on his side when he
+subjected to severe criticism the eighteen grounds of the
+Ecclesiastical Law for forbidding and annulling marriages and
+condemned the unworthy favoring of the rich over the poor. But it was,
+after all, strange when Luther tried to prove from the Bible alone
+what degrees of relationship were permitted and what were forbidden,
+especially as he also took into consideration the Old Testament, in
+which various queer marriages were contracted without any opposition
+from the ancient Jehovah. God undoubtedly had sometimes allowed his
+elect to have two wives.
+
+And it was this method which, in 1529, during the discussions with the
+Calvinists, made him so obstinate, when he wrote on the table in front
+of him, "This _is_ my body," and sternly disregarded the tears and
+outstretched hand of Zwingli. He had never been narrower and yet never
+mightier--the fear-inspiring man who had won his conviction in the
+most violent inward struggles against doubt and the Devil. It was an
+imperfect method, and his opponents attacked it, not without success.
+With it his doctrine became subject to the fate of all human wisdom.
+But in this method there was also a vivid emotional process in which
+his own reason and the culture and the inward needs of his time found
+better expression than he himself knew. And it became the
+starting-point from which a conscientious spirit of investigation has
+wrought for the German people the highest intellectual freedom.
+
+With such tremendous trials there came also to the outcast monk at the
+Wartburg other minor temptations. He had long ago, by almost
+superhuman intellectual activity, overcome what were then regarded
+with great distrust as fleshly impulses; now nature asserted herself
+vigorously, and he several times asked his friend Melanchthon to pray
+for him on this account. Then Fate would have it that during these
+very weeks the restless mind of Carlstadt in Wittenberg fell upon the
+question of the marriage of priests, and reached the conclusion, in a
+pamphlet on celibacy, that the vow of chastity was not binding on
+priests and monks. The Wittenbergers in general agreed--first of all,
+Melanchthon, whose position in this matter was freest from prejudice,
+since he had never received ordination and had been married for two
+years.
+
+So at this point a tangle of thoughts and moral questions was caused
+from without in Luther's soul, the threads of which were destined to
+involve his whole later life. Whatever heartfelt joy and worldly
+happiness was granted him from this time on depended on the answer
+which he found to this question. It was the happiness of his home-life
+which made it possible for him to endure the later years. Only in it
+did the flower of his abundant affection develop. So Fate graciously
+sent the lonely man the message which was to unite him anew and more
+firmly than ever with his people; and the way in which Luther dealt
+with this question is again characteristic. His pious disposition and
+the conservative strain in his nature revolted against the hasty and
+superficial manner in which Carlstadt reasoned.
+
+It may be assumed that much in his own feelings, at that particular
+time, made him suspicious that the Devil might be using this dubious
+question to tempt the children of God, and yet at this very moment, in
+his confinement, he had special sympathy for the poor monks behind
+monastery walls. He searched the Scriptures. He had soon disposed of
+the marriage of priests, but there was nothing in the Bible about
+monks. "The Scripture is silent; man is uncertain." And then he was
+struck by the ridiculous idea that even his nearest friends might
+marry. He writes to the cautious Spalatin, "Good Lord! Our
+Wittenbergers want to give wives to the monks too. Well, they are not
+going to hang one on my neck;" and he gives the ironical warning,
+"Look out that you do not marry too." But the problem still occupied
+him incessantly. Life is lived rapidly in such great times. Gradually,
+through Melanchthon's reasoning, and, we may assume, after fervent
+prayer, he found certainty. What settled the matter, unknown to
+himself, must have been the recognition that the opening of the
+monasteries had become reasonable and necessary for a more moral
+foundation of civil life. For almost three months he had struggled
+over the question. On the first of November, 1521, he wrote the letter
+to his father already cited.
+
+The effect of his words upon the people was incalculable. Everywhere
+there was a stir in the cloisters. From the doors of almost all the
+monasteries and convents monks and nuns stole out--at first singly and
+in secret flight; then whole convents broke up. When Luther with
+greater cares weighing upon him returned the next spring to
+Wittenberg, the runaway monks and nuns gave him much to do. Secret
+letters were sent to him from all quarters, often from excited nuns
+who, the children of stern parents, had been put into convents, and
+now, without money and without protection, sought aid from the great
+reformer. It was not unnatural that they should throng to Wittenberg.
+Once nine nuns came in a carriage from the aristocratic establishment
+at Nimpfschen--among them a Staupitz, two Zeschaus, and Catherine von
+Bora. At another time sixteen nuns were to be provided for, and so on.
+He felt deep sympathy for these poor souls. He wrote in their behalf
+and traveled to find them shelter in respectable families. Sometimes
+indeed he felt it too much of a good thing, and the hordes of runaway
+monks were an especial burden to him. He complains that "they wish to
+marry immediately and are the most incompetent people for any kind of
+work." Through his bold solution of a difficult question he gave great
+offense. He himself had painful experiences; for among those who now
+returned in tumult to civil life there were, to be sure, high-minded
+men, but also those who were rude and worthless. Yet all this never
+made him hesitate for a moment. As usual with him, he was made the
+more determined by the opposition he met. When, in 1524, he published
+the story of the sufferings of a novice, Florentina of Oberweimar, he
+repeated on the title page what he had already so often preached: "God
+often gives testimony in the Scriptures that He will have no
+compulsory service, and no one shall become His except with pleasure
+and love. God help us! Is there no reasoning with us? Have we no sense
+and no hearing? I say it again, God will have no compulsory service. I
+say it a third time, I say it a hundred thousand times, God will have
+no compulsory service."
+
+So Luther entered upon the last period of his life. His disappearance
+in the Thuringian forest had caused an enormous stir. His adversaries
+trembled before the anger which arose in town and country against
+those who were called murderers. But the interruption of his public
+activity became fateful for him. So long as in Wittenberg he was the
+central point of the struggle, his word, his pen, had held sovereign
+control over the great intellectual movement in north and south; now
+it worked without method in different directions, in many minds. One
+of the oldest of Luther's allies began the confusion. Wittenberg
+itself became the scene of a strange commotion. Then Luther could
+endure the Wartburg no longer. Once before he had been secretly in
+Wittenberg; now, against the Elector's will, he returned there
+publicly. And there began a heroic struggle against old friends, and
+against the conclusions drawn from his own doctrine. His activity was
+superhuman. He thundered without cessation from the pulpit, in the
+cell his pen flew fast; but he could not reclaim every dissenting
+mind. Even he could not prevent the rabble of the towns from breaking
+out in savage fury against the institutions of the ancient Church and
+against hated individuals, nor the excitement of the people from
+brewing political storms, nor the knights from rising against the
+princes, and the peasants against the knights. What was more, he could
+not prevent the intellectual liberty which he had won for the Germans
+from producing, even in pious and learned men, an independent judgment
+about creed and life, a judgment which was contrary to his own
+convictions. There came the gloomy years of the Iconoclasts, the
+Anabaptists, the Peasant Wars, the regrettable dissensions over the
+sacrament. How often at this time did Luther's form rise sombre and
+mighty over the contestants! How often did the perversion of mankind
+and his own secret doubts fill him with anxious care for the future of
+Germany!
+
+For in a savage age which was accustomed to slay with fire and sword,
+this German had a high, pure conception of the battles of the
+intellect such as no other man attained. Even in the times of his own
+greatest danger he mortally hated any use of violence. He himself did
+not wish to be sheltered by his prince--indeed he desired no human
+protection for his doctrine. He fought with a sharp quill against his
+foes, but he burnt only a paper at the stake. He hated the Pope as he
+did the Devil, but he always preached a love of peace and Christian
+tolerance of the Papists. He suspected many of being in secret league
+with the Devil, but he never burned a witch. In all Catholic countries
+the pyres flamed high for the adherents of the new creed; even Hutten
+was under strong suspicion of having cut off the ears of a few monks.
+So humane was Luther's disposition that he entertained cordial
+sympathy with the humiliated Tetzel and wrote him a consolatory
+letter. To obey the authorities whom God has established was his
+highest political principle. Only when the service of his God demanded
+it did his opposition flame up. When he left Worms he had been ordered
+not to preach--he who was just on the point of being declared an
+outlaw. He did not submit to the prohibition, but his honest
+conscience was fearful that this might be interpreted as disobedience.
+His conception of the position of the Emperor was still quite the
+antiquated and popular one. As subjects obey the powers that be, so
+the princes and electors had to obey the Emperor according to the law
+of the land.
+
+With the personality of Charles V. he had human sympathy all his
+life--not only at that first period when he greeted him as "Dear
+Youngster," but also later, when he well knew that the Spanish
+Burgundian was granting nothing more than political tolerance to the
+German Reformation. "He is pious and quiet," Luther said of him; "he
+talks in a year less than I do in a day. He is a child of fortune." He
+liked to praise the Emperor's moderation, modesty, and forbearance.
+Long after he had condemned Charles' policy, and in secret distrusted
+his character, he insisted upon it among his table companions that the
+master of Germany should be spoken of with reverence, and said
+apologetically to the younger ones, "A politician cannot be so frank
+as we of the clergy."
+
+Even as late as 1530 it was his view that it was wrong for the
+Elector to take arms against his Emperor. Not until 1537 did he fall
+in reluctantly with the freer views of his circle, but he thought then
+that the endangered prince had no right to make the first attack. The
+venerable tradition of a firm, well articulated federal State was
+still thus active in this man of the people at a time when the proud
+structure of the old Saxon and Franconian empires was already
+crumbling away. Yet in such loyalty there was no trace of a slavish
+spirit. When his prince once urged him to write an open letter, his
+sense of truth rose against the title of the Emperor, "Most Gracious
+Lord," for he said the Emperor was not graciously disposed toward him.
+And in his frequent intercourse with those of rank, he showed a
+reckless frankness which more than once alarmed the courtiers. In all
+reverence he spoke truths to his own prince such as only a great
+character may express and only a good-hearted one can listen to. On
+the whole he cared little for the German princes, much as he esteemed
+a few. Frequent and just were his complaints about their incapacity,
+their lawlessness, and their vices. He also liked to treat the
+nobility with irony; the coarseness of most of them was highly
+distasteful to him. He felt a democratic displeasure toward the hard
+and selfish jurists who managed the affairs of the princes, worked for
+favor, and harassed the poor; for the best of them he admitted only a
+very doubtful prospect of the mercy of God. His whole heart, on the
+other hand, was with the oppressed. He sometimes blamed the peasants
+for their stolidity, and their extortions in selling their grain, but
+he often praised their class, looked with cordial sympathy upon their
+hardships, and never forgot that by birth he belonged among them.
+
+But all this belonged to the temporal order; he served the spiritual.
+The popular conception was also firmly fixed in his mind that two
+controlling powers ought to rule the German nation in common--the
+Church and the princes; and he was entirely right in proudly
+contrasting the sphere where lay his rights and duties with that of
+the temporal powers. In his spiritual field there were solidarity, a
+spirit of sacrifice, and a wealth of ideals, while in secular affairs
+narrow selfishness, robbery, fraud, and weakness were to be found
+everywhere. He fought vigorously lest the authorities should assume to
+control matters which concerned the pastor and the independence of the
+congregations. He judged all policies according to what would benefit
+his faith, and according to the dictates of his Bible. Where the
+Scriptures seemed endangered by worldly politics, he protested, caring
+little who was hit. It was not his fault that he was strong and the
+princes were weak, and no blame attaches to him, the monk, the
+professor, the pastor, if the league of Protestant princes was weak as
+a herd of deer against the crafty policy of the Emperor. He himself
+was well aware that Italian diplomacy was not his strong point. If the
+active Landgrave of Hesse happened not to follow the advice of the
+clergy, Luther, in his heart, respected him all the more: "He knows
+what he wants and succeeds, he has a fine sense of this world's
+affairs."
+
+Now, after Luther's return to Wittenberg, the flood of democracy was
+rising among the people. He had opened the monasteries; now the people
+called for redress against many other social evils, such as the misery
+of the peasants, the tithes, the traffic in benefices, the bad
+administration of justice. Luther's honest heart sympathized with this
+movement. He warned and rebuked the landed gentry and the princes. But
+when the wild waves of the Peasant War flooded his own spiritual
+fields, and bloody deeds of violence wounded his sensibilities; when
+he felt that the fanatics and demagogues were exerting upon the hordes
+of peasants an influence which threatened destruction to his doctrine;
+then, in the greatest anger, he threw himself into opposition to the
+uncouth mob. His call to the princes sounded out, wild and warlike;
+the most horrible thing had fallen upon him--the gospel of love had
+been disgraced by the wilful insolence of those who called themselves
+its followers. His policy here was again the right one; there was,
+unfortunately, no better power in Germany than that of the princes,
+and the future of the Fatherland depended upon them after all, for
+neither the serfs, the robber barons, nor the isolated free cities
+which stood like islands in the rising flood, gave any assurance.
+Luther was entirely right in the essential point, but the same
+obstinate, unyielding manner which previously had made his struggle
+against the hierarchy so popular, turned now against the people
+themselves. A cry of amazement and horror shot through the masses. He
+was a traitor! He who for eight years had been the favorite and hero
+of the people suddenly became most unpopular. His safety and his life
+were again threatened; even five years later it was dangerous for him,
+on account of the peasants, to travel to Mansfeld to visit his sick
+father. The indignation of the people also worked against his
+doctrine. The itinerant preachers and the new apostles treated him as
+a lost, corrupted man.
+
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G., Munich_
+COURT BALL AT RHEINSBERG Adolph von Menzel]
+
+He was outlawed, banned, and cursed by the populace. Many well-meaning
+men, too, had not approved of his attack on celibacy and monastic
+life. The country gentry threatened to seize the outlaw on the
+highways because he had destroyed the nunneries into which, as into
+foundling asylums, the legitimate daughters of the poverty-stricken
+gentry used to be cast in earliest childhood. The Roman party was
+triumphant; the new heresy had lost what so far had made it powerful.
+Luther's life and his doctrine seemed alike near their end.
+
+Then Luther determined to marry. For two years Catherine von Bora had
+lived in the house of Reichenbach, the city clerk, afterward mayor of
+Wittenberg. A healthy, good looking girl, she was, like many others,
+the abandoned daughter of a family of the country gentry of Meissen.
+Twice Luther had tried to find her a husband, as in fatherly care he
+had done for several of her companions. Finally Catherine declared
+that she would marry no one but Luther himself, or his friend Amsdorf.
+Luther was surprised, but he reached a decision quickly. Accompanied
+by Lucas Kranach, he asked for her hand and married her on the spot.
+Then he invited his friends to the wedding feast, asked at Court for
+the venison which the Prince was accustomed to present to his
+professors when they married, and received the table wine as a present
+from the city of Wittenberg. How things stood in Luther's soul at that
+time we should be glad to know. His whole being was under the highest
+tension. The savage vigor of his nature struck out in all directions.
+He was deeply shocked at the misery which arose about him from burned
+villages and murdered men. If he had been a fanatic in his ideas, he
+would probably have perished now in despair; but above the stormy
+restlessness which could be perceived in him up to his marriage, there
+shone now, like a clear light, the conviction that he was the guardian
+of divine right among the Germans, and that to protect civil order and
+morality, he must lead public opinion, not follow it. However violent
+his utterances are in particular cases, he appears just at this time
+preëminently conservative, and more self-possessed than ever. He also
+believed, it is true, that he was not destined to live much longer,
+and often and with longing awaited his martyrdom. He entered wedlock,
+perfectly at peace with himself on this point, for he had fully
+convinced himself of the necessity and the scriptural sanction of the
+married state. In recent years he had urged all his acquaintances to
+marry--finally even his old adversary, the Archbishop of Mainz. He
+himself gave two reasons for his decision. For many years he had
+deprived his father of his son; and it would be like an atonement if
+he should leave to old Hans a grandson in case of his own death. There
+was also some defiance in it. His adversaries were saying in triumph
+that Luther was humiliated, and since all the world now took offense
+at him, he proposed to give them still greater offense in his good
+cause. He was of vigorous nature, but there was no trace of coarse
+sensuality in him, and we may assume that the best reason, which he
+confessed to no friend, was, after all, the decisive one: Gossip had
+known for a long time more than he did, but now he also knew that
+Catherine was dear to him. "I am no passionate lover, but I am fond of
+her," he wrote to one of his closest friends.
+
+And this marriage, performed in opposition to the judgment of his
+contemporaries, and amid the shouts of scorn of his adversaries,
+became the bond to which we Germans owe as much as to the years in
+which he, a priest of the ancient Church, bore arms in behalf of his
+theology. For henceforth the husband, the father, and the citizen,
+became the reformer also of the domestic life of his nation; and the
+very blessing of their earthly life which Protestants and Catholics
+share alike today is due to the marriage of an excommunicated monk
+with a runaway nun.
+
+For twenty more busy years he was destined to work as an educator of
+his nation. During this time his greatest work, the translation of the
+Bible, was completed, and in this work, which he accomplished in
+coöperation with his Wittenberg friends, he acquired a complete
+control of the language of the people--a language whose wealth and
+power he first learned to realize through this work. We know the lofty
+spirit which he brought to this undertaking. His purpose was to create
+a book for the people, and for this he studied industriously turns of
+phrases, proverbs, and special terms which made up the people's
+current language. Even Humanists had written an awkward, involved
+German, with clumsy sentences in unfortunate imitation of the Latin
+style. Now the nation acquired for daily reading a work which, in
+simple words and short sentences, gave expression to the deepest
+wisdom and the best intellectual life of the time. Along with Luther's
+other works, the German Bible became the foundation of the modern
+German language, and this language, in which our whole literature and
+intellectual life has found expression, has become an indestructible
+possession which, in the gloomiest times, even corrupted and
+distorted, has reminded the various German strains that they have
+common interests. Every individual in our country still rises superior
+to the dialect of his native place, and the language of culture,
+poetry, and science which Luther created is still the tie which binds
+all German souls in unity.
+
+And what he did for the social life of the Germans was no less; for by
+his precepts and his writings he consecrated family prayers, marriage
+and the training of children, the daily life of the community,
+education, manners, amusements, whatever touches the heart, and all
+social pleasures. He was everywhere active in setting up new ideals,
+in laying deeper foundations. There was no field of human duty upon
+which he did not force his Germans to reflect. Through his many
+sermons and minor writings he influenced large groups of people, and
+by his innumerable letters, in which he gave advice and consolation to
+those who asked for them, he influenced individuals. When he
+incessantly urged his contemporaries to examine for themselves whether
+a desire was justified or not, or what was the duty of a father toward
+his child, of the subject toward the authorities, of the councillor
+toward the people, the progress which was made through him was so
+important because here too he set free the conscience of the
+individual and put everywhere in the place of compulsion from without,
+against which selfishness had defiantly rebelled, a self-control in
+harmony with the spirit of the individual. How beautiful is his
+conception of the necessity of training children by schooling,
+especially in the ancient languages! How he recommends the
+introduction of his beloved music into the schools! How large is his
+vision when he advises the city-councils to establish public
+libraries! And again, how conscientiously he tried, in matters of
+betrothal and marriage, to protect the heart of the lovers against
+stern parental authority! To be sure, his horizon is always bounded by
+the letter of the Scriptures, but everywhere there sounds through his
+sermons, his advice, his censure, the beautiful keynote of his German
+nature, the necessity of liberty and discipline, of love and morality.
+He had overthrown the old sacrament of marriage, but gave a higher,
+nobler, freer form to the intimate relation of man and wife. He had
+fought the clumsy monastery schools; and everywhere in town and
+hamlet, wherever his influence was felt, there grew up better
+educational institutions for the young. He had done away with the mass
+and with Latin church music; he put in its place, for friends and foes
+alike, regular preaching and German chorals.
+
+As time advanced, it became ever more apparent that it was a necessity
+for Luther to perceive God in every gracious, good and tender gift of
+this world. In this sense he was always pious and always wise--when he
+was out-of-doors, or among his friends, in innocent merriment, when he
+teased his wife, or held his children in his arms. Before a
+fruit-tree, which he saw hanging full of fruit, he rejoiced in its
+splendor, and said, "If Adam had not fallen, we should have admired
+all trees as we do this one." He took a large pear into his hands and
+marveled: "See! Half a year ago this pear was deeper under ground than
+it is long and broad, and lay at the very end of the roots. These
+smallest and least observed creations are the greatest miracles. God
+is in the humblest things of nature--a leaf or a blade of grass." Two
+birds made their nest in the Doctor's garden and flew up in the
+evening, often frightened by passers-by. He called to them, "Oh, you
+dear birds! Don't fly away. I am very willing to have you here, if you
+could only believe me. But just so we mortals have no faith in our
+God." He delighted in the companionship of whole-souled men; he drank
+his wine with satisfaction, while the conversation ran actively over
+great things and small. He judged with splendid humor enemies and good
+acquaintances alike, and told jolly stories; and when he got into
+discussion, passed his hand across his knee, which was a peculiarity
+of his; or he might sing, or play the lute, and start a chorus.
+Whatever gave innocent pleasure was welcome to him. His favorite art
+was music; he judged leniently of dancing, and, fifty years before
+Shakespeare, spoke approvingly of comedy, for he said, "It instructs
+us, like a mirror, how everybody should conduct himself."
+
+When he sat thus with Melanchthon, Master Philip was the charitable
+scholar who sometimes put wise limitations upon the daring assertions
+of his lusty friend. If, at such times, the conversation turned upon
+rich people, and Frau Käthe could not help remarking longingly, "If my
+man had had a notion, he would have got very rich," Melanchthon would
+pronounce gravely, "That is impossible; for those who, like him, work
+for the general good cannot follow up their own advantage." But there
+was one subject upon which the two men loved to dispute. Melanchthon
+was a great admirer of astrology, but Luther looked upon this science
+with supreme contempt. On the other hand, Luther, through his method
+of interpreting the Scriptures--and alas! through secret political
+cares also--had arrived at the conviction that the end of the world
+was near. That again seemed to the learned Melanchthon very dubious.
+So if Melanchthon began to talk about the signs of the zodiac and
+aspects, and explained Luther's success by his having been born under
+the sign of the Sun, then Luther would exclaim, "I don't think much of
+your Sol. I am a peasant's son. My father, grandfather, and
+great-grandfather were thorough peasants." "Yes," replied Melanchthon,
+"even in a hamlet, you would have become a leader, a magistrate, or a
+foreman over other laborers." "But," cried Luther, victoriously, "I
+have become a bachelor of arts, a master, a monk. That was not
+foretold by the stars. And after that I got the Pope by the hair and
+he in turn got me. I have taken a nun to wife and got some children by
+her. Who saw that in the stars?" Melanchthon, continuing his
+astrological prophecies and turning to the fate of the Emperor
+Charles, declared that this prince was destined to die in 1584. Then
+Luther broke out vehemently--"The world will not last as long as that,
+for when we drive out the Turks the prophecy of Daniel will be
+fulfilled and completed; then the Day of Judgment is certainly at our
+doors."
+
+How lovable he was as father in his family! When his children stood
+before the table and looked hard at the fruit and the peaches, he
+said, "If anybody wants to see the image of one who rejoiceth in hope,
+he has here the real model. Oh, that we might look forward so
+cheerfully to the Judgment Day! Adam and Eve must have had much better
+fruit! Ours are nothing but crab-apples in contrast. And I think the
+serpent was then a most beautiful creature, kindly and gracious; it
+still wears its crown, but after the curse it lost its feet and
+beautiful body." Once he looked at his three-year-old son who was
+playing and talking to himself and said, "This child is like a drunken
+man. He does not know that he is alive, yet lives on safely and
+merrily and hops and jumps. Such children love to be in spacious
+apartments where they have room," and he took the child in his arms.
+"You are our Lord's little fool, subject to His mercy and forgiveness
+of sins, not subject to the Law. You have no fear; you are safe,
+nothing troubles you; the way you do is the uncorrupted way. Parents
+always like their youngest children best; my little Martin is my
+dearest treasure. Such little ones need their parents' care and love
+the most; therefore the love of their parents always reaches down to
+them. How Abraham must have felt when he had in mind to sacrifice his
+youngest and dearest son! Probably he said nothing to Sarah about it.
+That must have been a bitter journey for him." His favorite daughter
+Magdalena lay at the point of death and he lamented, "I love her
+truly, but, dear God, if it be Thy will to take her away to Thee, I
+shall gladly know that she is with Thee. Magdalena, my little
+daughter, you would like to stay here with your father, and yet you
+would be willing to go to the other Father?" Then the child said,
+"Yes, dear father, as God wills." When she was dying he fell on his
+knees before the bed and wept bitterly, and prayed that God would
+redeem her; and so she fell asleep under her father's hands, and when
+the people came to help lay out the corpse and spoke to the Doctor
+according to custom, he said, "I am cheerful in my mind, but the flesh
+is weak. This parting is hard beyond measure. It is strange to know
+she is certainly in peace and that it is well with her, and yet to be
+so sorrowful all the time."
+
+His Dominus, or Lord Käthe, as he liked to call his wife in letters to
+his friends, had soon developed into a capable manager. And she had no
+slight troubles: little children, her husband often in poor health, a
+number of boarders--teachers and poor students--her house always open,
+seldom lacking scholarly or noble guests, and, with all that, scanty
+means and a husband who preferred giving to receiving, and who once,
+in his zeal, when she was in bed with a young child, even seized the
+silver baptismal presents of the child in order to give alms. Luther,
+in 1527, for instance, could not afford even eight gulden for his
+former prior and friend Briesger. He writes to him sadly: "Three
+silver cups (wedding presents) are pawned for fifty gulden, the fourth
+is sold. The year has brought one hundred gulden of debts. Lucas
+Kranach will not go security for me any more, lest I ruin myself
+completely." Sometimes Luther refuses presents, even those which his
+prince offers him: but it seems that regard for his wife and children
+gave him in later years some sense of economy. When he died his estate
+amounted to some eight or nine thousand gulden, comprising, among
+other things, a little country place, a large garden, and two houses.
+This was surely in large part Frau Käthe's doing. By the way in which
+Luther treats her we see how happy his household was. When he made
+allusions to the ready tongue of women he had little right to do so,
+for he himself was not by any means a man who could be called
+reticent. When she showed her joy at being able to bring to table all
+kinds of fish from the little pond in her garden, the Doctor, for his
+part, was deeply pleased but did not fail to add a pleasant discourse
+on the happiness of contentment. Or when on one occasion she became
+impatient at the reading of the Psalter, and gave him to understand
+that she had heard enough about saints--that she read a good deal
+every day and could talk enough about them too--that God only desired
+her to act like them; then the Doctor, in reply to this sensible
+answer, sighed and said, "Thus begins discontent at God's word. There
+will be nothing but new books coming out, and the Scriptures will be
+again thrown into the corner." But the firm alliance of these two good
+people was for a long time not without its secret sorrow. We can only
+surmise the suffering of the wife's soul when, even as late as 1527,
+Luther in a dangerous illness took final farewell from her with the
+words: "You are my lawful wife, and as such you must surely consider
+yourself."
+
+In the same spirit as with his dear ones, Luther consorted with the
+high powers of his faith. All the good characters from the Bible were
+true friends to him. His vivid imagination had confidently given them
+shape, and, with the simplicity of a child, he liked to picture to
+himself their conditions. When Veit Deitrich asked him what kind of
+person the Apostle Paul was, Luther answered quickly, "He was an
+insignificant, slim little fellow like Philip Melanchthon." The Virgin
+Mary was a graceful image to him. "She was a fine girl," he said
+admiringly; "she must have had a good voice." He liked to think of the
+Redeemer as a child with his parents, carrying the dinner to his
+father in the lumber yard, and to picture Mary, when he stayed too
+long away, as asking--"Darling, where have you been so long?" One
+should not think of the Saviour seated on the rainbow in glory, nor as
+the fulfiller of the law--this conception is too grand and terrible
+for man--but only as a poor sufferer who lives among sinners and dies
+for them.
+
+Even his God was to him preëminently the head of a household and a
+father. He liked to reflect upon the economy of nature. He lost
+himself in wondering consideration of how much wood God was obliged to
+create. "Nobody can calculate what God needs to feed the sparrows and
+the useless birds alone. These cost him in one year more than the
+revenues of the king of France. And then think of the other things!
+God understands all trades. In his tailor shop he makes the stag a
+coat that lasts a hundred years. As a shoemaker he gives him shoes for
+his feet, and through the pleasant sun he is a cook. He might get rich
+if he would; he might stop the sun, inclose the air, and threaten the
+pope, emperor, bishops and the doctors with death if they did not pay
+him on the spot one hundred thousand gulden. But he does not do that,
+and we are thankless scoundrels." He reflected seriously about where
+the food comes from for so many people. Old Hans Luther had asserted
+that there were more people than sheaves of grain. The Doctor believed
+that more sheaves are grown than there are people, but still more
+people than stacks of grain. "But a stack of grain yields hardly a
+bushel, and a man cannot live a whole year on that." Even a dunghill
+invited him to deep reflection. "God has as much to clear away as to
+create. If He were not continually carrying things off, men would have
+filled the world with rubbish long ago." And if God often punishes
+those who fear Him worse than those who have no religion, he appears
+to Luther to be like a strict householder who punishes his son oftener
+than his good-for-nothing servant, but who secretly is laying up an
+inheritance for his son; while he finally dismisses the servant. And
+merrily he draws the conclusion, "If our Lord can pardon me for having
+annoyed Him for twenty years by reading masses, He can put it to my
+credit also that at times I have taken a good drink in His honor. The
+world may interpret it as it will."
+
+He is also greatly surprised that God should be so angry with the
+Jews. "They have prayed anxiously for fifteen hundred years with
+seriousness and great zeal, as their prayer-books show, and He has not
+for the whole time noticed them with a word. If I could pray as they
+do I would give books worth two hundred florins for the gift. It must
+be a great unutterable wrath. O, good Lord, punish us with pestilence
+rather than with such silence!"
+
+Like a child, Luther prayed every morning and evening, and frequently
+during the day, even while eating. Prayers which he knew by heart he
+repeated over and over with warm devotion, preferably the Lord's
+Prayer. Then he recited as an act of devotion the shorter Catechism;
+the Psalter he always carried with him as a prayer-book. When he was
+in passionate anxiety his prayer became a stormy wrestling with God,
+so powerful, great, and solemnly simple that it can hardly be compared
+with other human emotions. Then he was the son who lay despairingly at
+his father's feet, or the faithful servant who implores his prince;
+for his whole conviction was firmly fixed that God's decisions could
+be affected by begging and urging, and so the effusion of feeling
+alternated in his prayer with complaints, even with earnest
+reproaches. It has often been told how, in 1540, at Weimar, he brought
+Melanchthon, who was at the point of death, to life again. When Luther
+arrived, he found Master Philip in the death throes, unconscious, his
+eyes set. Luther was greatly startled and said, "God help us! How the
+Devil has wronged this _Organan_," then he turned his back to the
+company and went to the window as he was wont to do when he prayed.
+"Here," Luther himself later recounted, "Our Lord had to grant my
+petition, for I challenged Him and filled His ears with all the
+promises of prayer which I could remember from the Scriptures, so that
+He had to hear me if I was to put any trust in His promises." Then he
+took Melanchthon by the hand saying, "Be comforted, Philip, you will
+not die;" and Melanchthon, under the spell of his vigorous friend,
+began at once to breathe again, came back to consciousness, and
+recovered.
+
+As God was the source of all good, so, for Luther, the Devil was the
+author of everything harmful and bad. The Devil interfered
+perniciously in the course of nature, in sickness and pestilence,
+failure of crops and famine. But since Luther had begun to teach, the
+greater part of the Enemy's activity had been transferred to the souls
+of men. In them he inspired impure thoughts as well as doubt,
+melancholy, and depression. Everything which the thoughtful Luther
+stated so definitely and cheerfully rested beforehand with terrible
+force upon his conscience. If he awoke in the night, the Devil stood
+by his bed full of malicious joy and whispered alarming things to him.
+Then his mind struggled for freedom, often for a long time in vain.
+And it is noteworthy how the son of the sixteenth century proceeded in
+such spiritual struggles. Sometimes it was a relief to him if he stuck
+out of bed the least dignified part of his body. This action, by which
+prince and peasant of the time used to express supreme contempt,
+sometimes helped when nothing else would. But his exuberant humor did
+not always deliver him. Every new investigation of the Scriptures,
+every important sermon on a new subject, caused him further pangs of
+conscience. On these occasions he sometimes got into such excitement
+that his soul was incapable of systematic thinking, and trembled in
+anxiety for days. When he was busy with the question of the monks and
+nuns, a text struck his attention which, as he thought in his
+excitement, proved him in the wrong. His heart "melted in his body; he
+was almost choked by the Devil." Then Bugenhagen visited him. Luther
+took him outside the door and showed him the threatening text, and
+Bugenhagen, apparently upset by his friend's excitement, began to
+doubt too, without suspecting the depth of the torment which Luther
+was enduring. This gave Luther a final and terrible fright. Again he
+passed an awful night. The next morning Bugenhagen came in again. "I
+am thoroughly angry," he said; "I have only just looked at the text
+carefully. The passage has a quite different meaning." "It is true,"
+Luther related afterward, "it was a ridiculous argument--ridiculous, I
+mean, for a man in his senses, but not for him who is tempted."
+
+Often he complained to his friends about the terrors of the struggles
+which the Devil caused him. "He has never since the creation been so
+fierce and angry as now at the end of the world. I feel him very
+plainly. He sleeps closer to me than my Käthe--that is, he gives me
+more trouble than she does pleasure." Luther never tired of censuring
+the pope as the Anti-Christ, and the papal system as the work of the
+Devil. But a closer scrutiny will recognize under this hatred of the
+Devil an indestructible piety, in which the loyal heart of the man was
+bound to the old Church. What became hallucinations to him were often
+only pious remembrances from his youth, which stood in startling
+contrast to the transformations which he had passed through as a man.
+
+For no man is entirely transformed by the great thoughts and deeds of
+his manhood. We ourselves do not become new through new deeds. Our
+mental life is based upon the sum of all thoughts and feelings that we
+have ever had. Whoever is chosen by Fate to establish new greatness by
+destroying the greatness of the old, shatters in fragments at the same
+time a portion of his own life. He must break obligations in order to
+fulfil greater obligations. The more conscientious he is, the more
+deeply he feels in his own heart the wound he has inflicted upon the
+order of the world. That is the secret sorrow, the regret, of every
+great historical character. There are few mortals who have felt this
+sorrow so deeply as Luther. And what is great in him is the fact that
+such sorrow never kept him from the boldest action. To us this appears
+as a tragic touch in his spiritual life.
+
+Another thing most momentous for him was the attitude which he had to
+take toward his own doctrine. He had left to his followers nothing but
+the authority of Scripture. He clung passionately to its words as to
+the last effective anchor for the human race. Before him the pope,
+with his hierarchy, had interpreted, misinterpreted, and added to the
+text of the Scriptures; now he was in the same situation. He, with a
+circle of dependent friends, had to claim for himself the privilege of
+understanding the words of the Scriptures correctly, and applying them
+rightly to the life of the times. This was a superhuman task, and the
+man who undertook it must necessarily be subject to some of the
+disadvantages which he himself had so grandly combatted in the
+Catholic Church. His mental makeup was firmly decided and unyielding:
+he was born to be a ruler if ever a mortal was; but this gigantic,
+daemonic character of his will inevitably made him sometimes a tyrant.
+Although he practised tolerance in many important matters, often as
+the result of self-restraint and often with a willing heart, this was
+only the fortunate result of his kindly disposition, which was
+effective also here. Not infrequently, however, he became the pope of
+the Protestants. For him and his people there was no choice. He has
+been reproached in modern times for doing so little to bring the laity
+into coöperation by means of a presbyterial organization. Never was a
+reproach more unjust. What was possible in Switzerland, with
+congregations of sturdy free peasants, was utterly impracticable at
+that time in Germany. Only the dwellers in the larger cities had among
+them enough intelligence and power to criticise the Protestant clergy;
+almost nine-tenths of the Protestants in Germany were oppressed
+peasants, the majority of whom were indifferent and stubborn, corrupt
+in morals, and, after the Peasant War, savage in manners. The new
+church was obliged to force its discipline upon them as upon neglected
+children. Whoever doubts this should look at the reports of
+visitations, and notice the continued complaints of the reformers
+about the rudeness of their poverty-stricken congregations. But the
+great man was subject to still further hindrances. The ruler of the
+souls of the German people lived in a little town, among poor
+university professors and students, in a feeble community of which he
+often had occasion to complain. He was spared none of the evils of
+petty surroundings, of unpleasant disputes with narrow-minded scholars
+or uncultured neighbors. There was much in his nature which made him
+especially sensitive to such things. No man bears in his heart with
+impunity the feeling of being the privileged instrument of God.
+Whoever lives in that feeling is too great for the narrow and petty
+structure of middle-class society. If Luther had not been modest to
+the depths of his heart, and of infinite kindness in his intercourse
+with others, he would inevitably have appeared perfectly unendurable
+to the matter-of-fact and common-sense people who stood indifferent by
+his side. As it was, however, he came only on rare occasions into
+serious conflict with his fellow-citizens, the town administration,
+the law faculty of his university, or the councillors of his
+sovereign. He was not always right, but he almost always carried his
+point against them, for seldom did any one dare to defy the violence
+of his anger. With all this he was subject to severe physical
+ailments, the frequent return of which in the last years of his life
+exhausted even his tremendous vigor. He felt this with great sorrow,
+and incessantly prayed to his God that He might take him to Himself.
+He was not yet an old man in years, but he seemed so to himself--very
+old and out of place in a strange and worldly universe. These years,
+which did not abound in great events, but were made burdensome by
+political and local quarrels, and filled with hours of bitterness and
+sorrow, will inspire sympathy, we trust, in every one who studies the
+life of this great man impartially. The ardor of his life had warmed
+his whole people, had called forth in millions the beginnings of a
+higher human development; the blessing remained for the millions,
+while he himself felt at last little but the sorrow. Once he joyfully
+had hoped to die as a martyr; now he wished for the peace of the
+grave, like a trusty, aged, worn-out laborer--another case of a tragic
+human fate.
+
+But the greatest sorrow that he felt lay in the relation of his
+doctrine to the life of his nation. He had founded a new church on his
+pure gospel, and had given to the spirit and the conscience of the
+people an incomparably greater meaning. All about him flourished a new
+life and greater prosperity, and many valuable arts--painting and
+music--the enjoyment of comfort, and a finer social culture. Still
+there was something in the air of Germany which threatened ruin:
+princes and governments were fiercely at odds, foreign powers were
+threatening invasions--the Emperor of Spain, the Pope from Rome, the
+Turks from the Mediterranean; fanatics and demagogues were
+influential, and the hierarchy was not yet fallen. As to his new
+gospel, had it welded the nation into greater unity and power? The
+discontent had only been increased. The future of his church was to
+depend on the worldly interests of a few princes; and he knew the best
+among them! Something terrible was coming; the Scriptures were to be
+fulfilled; the Day of Judgment was at hand. But after this God would
+build up a new universe more beautiful, grander, and purer, full of
+peace and happiness, a world in which no devil would exist, in which
+every human soul would feel more joy over the flowers and fruit of the
+new trees of heaven than the present generation over gold and silver;
+where music, the most beautiful of all arts, should ring in tones much
+more delightful than the most splendid song of the best singers in
+this world. There a good man would find again all the dear ones whom
+he had loved and lost in this world.
+
+The longing of the creature for the ideal type of existence grew
+stronger and stronger in him. If he expected the end of the world, it
+was due to dim remembrances from the far-distant past of the German
+people, which still hovered over the soul of the new reformer. Yet it
+was likewise a prophetic foreboding of the near future. It was not the
+end of the world that was in preparation, but the Thirty Years' War.
+
+Thus he died. When the hearse with his corpse passed through the
+Thuringian country, all the bells in city and hamlet tolled, and the
+people crowded sobbing about his bier. A large portion of the German
+national strength went into the coffin with this one man. And Philip
+Melanchthon spoke in the castle church at Wittenberg over his body:
+"Any one who knew him well, must bear witness to this--that he was a
+very kind man, gracious, friendly, and affectionate in all
+conversation, and by no means insolent, stormy, obstinate, or
+quarrelsome. And yet with this went a seriousness and courage in words
+and actions, such as there should be in such a man. His heart was
+loyal and without guile. The severity which he used in his writings
+against the enemies of the Gospel came not from a quarrelsome and
+malicious spirit but from great seriousness and zeal for the truth. He
+showed very great courage and manhood, and was not easily disturbed.
+He was not intimidated by threats, danger, or alarms. He was also of
+such a high, clear intelligence that when affairs were confused,
+obscure, and difficult he was often the only one who could see at once
+what was advisable and feasible. He was not, as perhaps some thought,
+too unobservant to notice the condition of the government everywhere.
+He knew right well how we are governed, and noted especially the
+spirit and the intentions of those with whom he had to do. We,
+however, must keep a faithful, everlasting memory of this dear father
+of ours, and never let him go out of our hearts." Such was Luther--an
+almost superhuman nature; his mind ponderous and sharply limited, his
+will powerful and temperate, his morals pure, his heart full of love.
+Because no other man appeared after him strong enough to become the
+leader of the nation, the German people lost for centuries their
+leadership of the earth. The leadership of the Germans in the realm of
+intellect, however, is founded on Luther.
+
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Cito remitte matri filiolum_!" ("Send the little boy
+right home to his mother.")]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+FREDERICK THE GREAT
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B.
+
+Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College
+
+
+What was it that, after the Thirty Years' War drew the attention of
+the politicians of Europe to the little State on the northeastern
+frontier of Germany which was struggling upward in spite of the Swedes
+and the Poles, the Hapsburgs and the Bourbons? The inheritance of the
+Hohenzollern was no richly endowed land in which the farmer dwelt in
+comfort on well-tilled acres, to which wealthy merchant princes
+brought, in deeply-laden galleons, the silks of Italy and the spices
+and ingots of the New World. It was a poor, desolate, sandy country of
+burned cities and ruined villages. The fields were untilled, and many
+square miles, stripped of men and cattle, were given over to the
+caprices of wild nature. When, in 1640, Frederick William succeeded to
+the Electorate, he found nothing but contested claims to scattered
+territories of some thirty thousand square miles. In all the fortified
+places of his home land were lodged insolent conquerors. In an
+insecure desert this shrewd and tricky prince established his state,
+with a craft and disregard of his neighbors' rights which, even in
+that unscrupulous age, aroused criticism, but at the same time, with a
+heroism and greatness of mind which more than once showed higher
+conceptions of German honor than were held by the Emperor himself or
+any other prince of the realm. Nevertheless, when, in 1688, this
+adroit statesman died, he left behind him only an unimportant State,
+in no way to be reckoned among the powers of Europe. For while his
+sovereignty extended over about forty-four thousand square miles,
+these contained only one million three hundred thousand inhabitants;
+and when Frederick II., a hundred years after his great-grandfather,
+succeeded to the crown, he inherited only two million two hundred and
+forty thousand subjects, not so many as the single province of Silesia
+contains today. What was it then that, immediately after the battles
+of the Thirty Years' War, aroused the jealousy of all the governments,
+and especially of the Imperial house, and which since then has made
+such warm friends and such bitter enemies for the Brandenburg
+government? For two centuries neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to
+set their hopes on this new State, and for an equally long time
+neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to call it--at first with
+ridicule, and then with spite--"an artificial structure which cannot
+endure heavy storms, which has intruded without justification among
+the powers of Europe." How did it come about that impartial judges
+finally, soon after the death of Frederick the Great, declared that it
+was time to cease prophesying the destruction of this widely hated
+power? For after every defeat, they said, it had risen more
+vigorously, and had repaired all the damages and losses of war more
+quickly than was possible elsewhere; its prosperity and intelligence
+also were increasing more rapidly than in any other part of Germany.
+
+It was indeed a very individual and new shade of German character
+which appeared in the Hohenzollern princes and their people on the
+territory conquered from the Slavs, and forced recognition with sharp
+challenge. It seemed that the characters there embraced greater
+contrasts; for the virtues and faults of the rulers, the greatness and
+the weakness of their policies, stood forth in sharp contradiction,
+every limitation appeared more striking, every discord more violent,
+and every achievement more astonishing. This State could apparently
+produce everything that was strange and unusual, but could not endure
+one thing--peaceful mediocrity, which elsewhere may be so comfortable
+and useful.
+
+With this the situation of the country had much to do. It was a border
+land, making head at once against the Swedes, the Slavs, the French,
+and the Dutch. There was hardly a question of European diplomacy which
+did not affect the weal and woe of this State; hardly an entanglement
+which did not give an active prince the opportunity to validate his
+claim. The decadent power of Sweden and the gradual dissolution of
+Poland opened up extensive prospects; the superiority of France and
+the distrustful friendship of Holland urged armed caution. From the
+very first year, in which Elector Frederick William had been obliged
+to take possession of his own fortresses by force and cunning, it was
+evident that there on the outskirts of German territory a vigorous,
+cautious, warlike government was indispensable for the safety of
+Germany. And after the beginning of the French War in 1674, Europe
+recognized that the crafty policy which proceeded from this obscure
+corner was undertaking also the astonishing task of heroically
+defending the western boundary of Germany against the superior forces
+of the King of France.
+
+There was perhaps also something remarkable in the racial character of
+the Brandenburg people, in which princes and subjects shared alike.
+Down to Frederick's time, the Prussian districts had given to Germany
+relatively few scholars, writers, and artists. Even the passionate
+zeal of the Reformation seemed to be subdued there. The people who
+inhabited the border land, mostly of the Lower Saxon strain, with a
+slight tinge of Slavic blood, were a tough, sturdy race, not specially
+graceful in social manners, but with unusual keenness of understanding
+and clearness of judgment. Those who lived in the capital had been
+glib of tongue and ready to scoff from time immemorial: all were
+capable of great exertions; industrious, persistent, and of enduring
+strength.
+
+[Illustration: _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_
+FREDERICK THE GREAT AND HIS ROUND TABLE]
+
+But the character of the princes was a more potent factor than the
+location of their country or the race-character of their people; for
+the way in which the Hohenzollerns molded their state was different
+from that of any other princes since the days of Charlemagne. Many a
+princely family can show a number of rulers who have successfully
+built up their state--the Bourbons, for instance, united a wide
+expanse of territory into one great political body;--or who have been
+brave warriors through several generations,--there never were any
+braver than the Vasas or the Protestant Wittelsbachs in Sweden. But
+none have been the educators of their people as were the early
+Hohenzollerns, who as great landed proprietors in a devastated
+country drew new men into their service and guided their education;
+who for almost a hundred and fifty years, as strict managers, worked,
+schemed, and endured, took risks, and even did injustice--all that
+they might build up for their state a people like themselves--hard,
+economical, clever, bold, with the highest civic ambitions.
+
+In this sense we are justified in admiring the providential
+character of the Prussian State. Of the four princes who ruled
+it from the Thirty Years' War to the day when the "hoary-headed
+abbot in the monastery of Sans Souci" closed his weary eyes, each
+one, with his virtues and vices, was the natural complement of his
+predecessor--Elector Frederick William, the greatest statesman
+produced by the school of the Thirty Years' War, the splendor-loving
+King Frederick I., the parsimonious despot Frederick William I., and
+finally, in the eighteenth century, he in whom were united the talents
+and great qualities of almost all his ancestors--the flower of the
+family.
+
+Life in the royal palace at Berlin was cheerless in Frederick's
+childhood; poorer in love and sunshine than in most citizens'
+households at that rude time. It may be doubted whether the king his
+father, or the queen, was more to blame for the disorganization of the
+family life--in either case through natural defects which grew more
+pronounced in the constant friction of the household. The king, an odd
+tyrant with a soft heart but a violent temper, tried to compel love
+and confidence with a cudgel; he possessed keen insight into human
+nature, but was so ignorant that he always ran the risk of becoming
+the victim of a scoundrel. Dimly aware of his weakness, he had grown
+suspicious and was subject to sudden fits of violence. The queen, in
+contrast, was a rather insignificant woman, colder at heart, but with
+a strong sense of her princely dignity; with a tendency to intrigue,
+without prudence or discretion. Both had the best of intentions, and
+took honest pains to bring up their children to a capable and worthy
+maturity; but both unintelligently interfered with the sound
+development of the childish souls. The mother was so tactless as to
+make the children, even at a tender age, the confidants of her
+annoyances and intrigues. The undignified parsimony of the king, the
+blows which he distributed so freely in his rooms, and the monotonous
+daily routine which he forced upon her, were the subject of no end of
+complaining, sulking, and ridicule in her apartments. Crown Prince
+Frederick grew up, the playmate of his elder sister, into a gentle
+child with sparkling eyes and beautiful light hair. He was taught with
+exactness what the king desired,--and that was little enough: French,
+a certain amount of history, and the necessary accomplishments of a
+soldier. Against the will of his father (the great King had never
+surmounted the difficulties of the genitive and dative) he acquired
+some knowledge of the Latin declensions. To the boy, who was easily
+led and in the king's presence looked shy and defiant, the women
+imparted his first interest in French literature. He himself later
+gave his sister the credit for it, but his governess too was an
+accomplished French woman. That the foreign atmosphere was hateful to
+the king certainly contributed to make the son fond of it; for almost
+systematically praise was bestowed in the queen's apartments upon
+everything that was displeasing to the stern mind of the master. When
+in the family circle the king made one of his clumsy, pious speeches,
+Princess Wilhelmina and young Frederick would look at each other
+significantly, until the mischievous face of one or the other aroused
+childish laughter, and brought the king's wrath to the point of
+explosion. For this reason, the son, even in his earliest years,
+became a source of vexation to his father, who called him an
+effeminate, untidy fellow with an unmanly pleasure in clothes and
+trifles.
+
+But from the report of his sister, for whose unsparing judgment
+censure was easier than praise, it is evident that the amiability of
+the talented boy had its effect upon those about him: as when, for
+instance, he secretly read a French story with his sister, and recast
+the whole Berlin Court into the comic characters of the novel; when
+they made forbidden music with flute and lute; when he went in
+disguise to her and they recited the parts of a French comedy to each
+other. But in order to enjoy even these harmless pleasures the prince
+was constantly forced into falsehood, deception, and disguise. He was
+proud, high-minded, magnanimous, with an uncompromising love of truth.
+The fact that deception was utterly repulsive to him, that even where
+it was advisable he was unwilling to stoop to it, and that, if he ever
+undertook it, he dissimulated unskilfully, threw a constantly
+increasing strain upon his relations with his father. The king's
+distrust grew, and the son's offended sense of personal dignity found
+expression in the form of stubbornness.
+
+So he grew up surrounded by coarse spies who reported every word to
+the king. With a mind of the richest endowments, of the most
+discerning eagerness for knowledge, but without any suitable male
+society, it is no wonder that the young man went astray. In comparison
+with other German courts, the Prussian might be regarded as very
+virtuous: but frivolity toward women and a lack of reserve in the
+discussion of the most dubious relations were pronounced even there.
+After a visit to the dissolute court of Dresden, Prince Frederick
+began to behave like other princes of his time, and generally found
+good comrades among his father's younger officers. We know little
+about him at that period, but may conclude that he ran some risk, not
+of becoming depraved, but of wasting valuable years in a spendthrift
+life among unworthy companions. It certainly was not alone the
+increasing dissatisfaction of his father which at that time destroyed
+his peace of mind and tossed him about aimlessly, but quite as much
+that inner discontent, which leads an unformed youth the more wildly
+astray the greater the secret demands are which his mind makes on
+life.
+
+He determined to flee to England. How the flight failed, how the anger
+of the military commander, Frederick William, flamed up against the
+deserting officer, every one knows. With the days of his imprisonment
+in Küstrin and his stay in Ruppin, his years of serious education
+began. The terrible experiences he had been through had aroused new
+strength in him. He had endured, with princely pride, all the terrors
+of death and of the most terrible humiliation. He had reflected in the
+solitude of his prison on the greatest riddle of life--on death and
+what is beyond. He had realized that there was nothing left for him
+but submission, patience, and quiet waiting. But bitter, heart-rending
+misfortune is a school which develops not only the good--it fosters
+also many faults. He learned to keep his counsel hidden in the depth
+of his soul, and to look upon men with suspicion, using them as his
+instruments, deceiving and flattering them with prudent serenity in
+which his heart had no share. He was obliged to flatter the cowardly
+and vulgar Grumbkow, and to be glad when he finally had won him over
+to his side. For years he had to take the utmost pains, over and over
+again, to conquer the displeasure and lack of confidence of his stern
+father. His nature always revolted against such humiliation, and he
+tried by bitter mockery to give expression to his injured self-esteem.
+His heart, which warmed toward everything noble, prevented him from
+becoming a hardened egoist; but he did not grow any the milder or more
+conciliatory, and long after he had become a great man and wise ruler,
+there remained in him from this time of servitude some trace of petty
+cunning. The lion sometimes, in a spirit of undignified vengeance, did
+not scorn to scratch like a cat.
+
+Still, in those years, he learned something useful too--the strict
+spirit of economy with which his father's narrow but able mind cared
+for the welfare of his country and his household. When, to please the
+king, he had to draw up leases, and took pains to increase the yield
+of a domain by a few hundred thalers; or even entered unduly into the
+hobbies of the king and proposed to him to kidnap a tall shepherd of
+Mecklenburg as a recruit--these doings were at first, to be sure, only
+a tedious means of propitiating the king, for he asked Grumbkow to
+procure for him a man to make out the lists in his stead; the officers
+in public and private service informed him where a surplus was to be
+made, here and there, and he continued to ridicule the giant soldiers
+whenever he could with impunity. Gradually, however, the new world
+into which he had been transplanted, and the practical interests of
+the people and of the State, became attractive to him. It was easy to
+see that even his father's turn for economy was often tyrannical and
+whimsical. The king was always convinced that he wished nothing but
+the best for his country, and therefore took the liberty to interfere,
+in the most arbitrary manner, even in the details of the property and
+business of private persons. He ordered, for instance, that no he-goat
+should run with the ewes; that all colored sheep, gray, black, or
+piebald, should be completely disposed of within three years, and only
+fine white wool be tolerated; he prescribed exactly how the copper
+standard measures of the Berlin bushel, which he had sent all over the
+country (at the expense of his subjects) should be preserved and kept
+locked up so as to get no dents. In order to foster the linen and
+woolen industry, he decreed that his subjects should wear none of the
+fashionable chintz and calico, and threatened with a hundred thalers'
+fine and three days in the pillory everybody who, after eight months,
+permitted a shred of calico in his house in dress, gown, cap, or
+furniture coverings. This method of ruling certainly seemed severe and
+petty; but the son learned to honor nevertheless the prudent mind and
+good intentions which were recognizable underneath such edicts, and
+himself gradually acquired a wealth of detailed knowledge such as is
+not usually at the disposal of a prince--real estate values, market
+prices, and the needs of the people; the usages, rights, and duties of
+humble life. He even absorbed something of the pride with which the
+King boasted of his business knowledge; and when he himself had become
+the all-powerful administrator of his State, the unbounded advantage
+which was due to his knowledge of the people and of trade became
+manifest. Only in this way was the wise economy made possible with
+which he managed his own household and the State finances, as well as
+the unceasing care for detail by which he developed agriculture,
+trade, prosperity, and culture among his people. He could examine
+equally well the daily accounts of his cooks and the estimates of the
+income from the domains, forests, and taxes. For his ability to judge
+with precision the smallest things as well as the greatest, his people
+were in great part indebted to the years during which he had sat
+unwillingly as assessor at the green table at Ruppin. Sometimes,
+however, there befell him also what in his father's time had been
+vexatious--that his knowledge of business details was, after all, not
+extensive enough, and that he, like his father, gave orders which
+arbitrarily interfered with the life of his Prussians, and could not
+be carried out.
+
+Scarcely had Frederick partially recovered from the blows of the great
+catastrophe of his youth, when a new misfortune fell upon him, just as
+terrible as the first, and in its consequences still more momentous
+for his life. He was forced by the King to marry. Heartrending is the
+sorrow with which he struggles to free himself from the bride chosen
+for him. "She may be as frivolous as she pleases if only she is not a
+simpleton! That I cannot bear." It was all in vain. He looked upon
+this alliance with bitterness and anger almost to the very day of his
+wedding, and never outgrew the bitter belief that his father had thus
+destroyed his emotional life. His sensitive feelings, his affectionate
+heart, were bartered away in the most reckless manner. Nor by this act
+was he alone made unhappy, but also a good woman who was worthy of a
+better fate. Princess Elizabeth of Bevern had many noble qualities of
+heart; she was not a simpleton, she did not lack beauty, and could
+pass muster before the fierce criticism of the princesses of the royal
+house. But we fear that, if she had been an angel from heaven, the
+pride of the Prince would have protested against her, for he was
+offended to the depths of his nature by the needless barbarity of a
+compulsory marriage. And yet the relation was not always so cold as
+has sometimes been assumed. For six years the kindness of heart and
+tact of the Princess succeeded time after time in reconciling the
+crown prince to her. In the retirement of Rheinsberg she was really
+his helpmeet and an amiable hostess for his guests, and it was
+reported by the Austrian agents to the Court of Vienna that her
+influence was increasing. But her modest, clinging nature had too
+little of the qualities which can permanently hold an intellectual
+man. The wide-awake members of the Brandenburg line felt the need of
+giving quick and pointed expression to every easily aroused feeling.
+When the Princess was excited, she grew quiet as if paralyzed; she
+also lacked the easy graces of society. The two natures did not agree.
+Then, too, her manner of showing affection toward her husband, always
+dutiful, and subordinating herself as if under a spell and overwhelmed
+by his great mind, was not very interesting for the Prince, who had
+acquired, with the French intellectual culture, no little of the
+frivolity of French society.
+
+When Frederick became King, the Princess soon lost even the slight
+part which she had won in her husband's affections. His long absence
+in the first Silesian War gave the finishing stroke to their
+estrangement. The relations of husband and wife became more and more
+distant. Years passed when they did not see each other, and icy
+brevity and coolness can be perceived in his letters to her. Still the
+fact that the King was obliged to esteem her character so highly
+maintained her in her outward position. Later, his relations with
+women influenced his emotions very slightly. Even his sister at
+Bayreuth, sickly, nervous, embittered by jealousy of an unfaithful
+husband, was estranged from her brother for years; and not until she
+had given up all hope of life did this proud member of the House of
+Brandenburg, aging and unhappy, seek again the heart of the brother
+whose little hand she had once held as they stood before their stern
+father. His mother also, to whom King Frederick always showed
+excellent filial devotion, was not able to occupy a large place in his
+heart. His other brothers and sisters were younger, and were only too
+much disposed to hatch obscure domestic conspiracies against him. If
+the King ever condescended to show any attentions to a lady of the
+court or of the stage, these were in general as disturbing as they
+were flattering for the persons in question. When he found
+intelligence, grace, and womanly dignity united, as in Frau von Camas,
+who was the Queen's first lady-in-waiting, he expressed the amiability
+of his nature in many cordial attentions. But on the whole, women did
+not add much light or splendor to his life, and the cordial intimacy
+of family life hardly ever warmed his heart. In this direction his
+feelings were dried up. This was perhaps fortunate for his people, it
+was undoubtedly fatal to his private life. The full warmth of his
+human feelings was reserved almost exclusively for his little circle
+of intimates, with whom he laughed, wrote poetry, discussed
+philosophy, made plans for the future, and later discussed his
+military operations and dangers.
+
+His married life in Rheinsberg opens the best period of his younger
+years. He succeeded in bringing together there a number of well
+educated, cheerful companions. The little circle led a poetic life of
+which those who shared in it have left a pleasing picture. Frederick
+began to work seriously on his education. The expression of emotion
+easily took for him the form of conventional French versification. He
+worked incessantly to acquire the refinements of the foreign style.
+But his mind was also busy with more serious matters. He eagerly
+sought answers to all the highest questions of humanity in the works
+of the Encyclopedists and of Christian Wolff. He sat bent over maps
+and battle-plans, and, along with parts for the amateur theatre and
+architects' sketches, other projects were in preparation, which, a few
+years later, were to arouse the attention of the world.
+
+Then the day came when his dying father laid down the reins of
+government and told the officer of the day to take his orders from the
+new commander-in-chief of Prussia. How the Prince was judged by his
+political contemporaries we see from the characterization which an
+Austrian agent had given of him a short time before: "He is graceful,
+wears his own hair, and has a somewhat careless bearing; likes the
+fine arts and good cooking. He would like to begin his rule by
+something striking. He is a firmer friend of the army than his father.
+His religion is that of a gentleman: he believes in God and the
+forgiveness of sins. He likes splendor and things on a large scale. He
+will reëstablish all the court positions and bring the nobles to his
+court." This prophecy was not fully justified. We seek to understand
+other sides of his nature at this time. The new King was a man of
+fiery, enthusiastic temperament, he was quickly aroused, and the tears
+came readily to his eyes. Like his contemporaries, he too was
+passionately eager to admire grandeur and to give himself up to tender
+feelings in a poetical mood. He played adagios softly on his flute.
+Like his worthy contemporaries, he did not easily find, in prose or
+poetry, the full expression of his feelings; pathetic oratory stirred
+him to tearful emotion. In spite of all his French aphorisms, the
+essence of his nature was very German in this respect also.
+
+Those who ascribe to him a cold heart have judged him unfairly. It is
+not cold hearts in princes which give the most offense by their
+harshness. Such hearts are almost always gifted with the art of
+satisfying those about them by uniform graciousness and tactful
+expression. The strongest utterances of contempt are generally found
+close beside the pleasing tones of a caressing tenderness. But in
+Frederick, it seems to us, there was a striking and unusual union of
+two totally opposite tendencies of the emotional nature, which
+elsewhere are engaged in an unending struggle. He had in equal degree
+the need to idealize life for himself, and the impulse to destroy
+ideal moods without mercy in himself and in others. This first
+peculiarity of his was perhaps the most beautiful, perhaps the
+saddest, with which a human being was ever equipped in the struggles
+of earth. His was indeed a poetic nature. He possessed to a high
+degree that peculiar power which endeavors to reconstruct vulgar
+reality according to the ideal needs of its own nature, and covers
+everything near with the grace and light of a new life. It was a
+necessity for him to make over with the grace of his imagination the
+image of those dear to him, and to adorn the relation to them into
+which he had voluntarily entered. In this there was always a certain
+kind of posing. Even where he had the most ardent feelings, he was
+more in love with the glorified picture of the individual in his mind
+than with the real personality. It was in such a mood that he kissed
+Voltaire's hand. As soon as the difference between the ideal and the
+real person became unpleasantly perceptible, he let go the person and
+clung to the image. One to whom nature has given this temperament,
+letting him see love and friendship chiefly through the colored glass
+of a poetical mood, will always, according to the judgment of others,
+show caprice in the choice of his friends. The uniform warmth which
+treats with consideration all alike seems to be denied to such
+natures. To any one to whom the King had become a friend in his own
+fashion, he always showed the greatest attention and assiduity,
+however much his moods changed at particular moments. He could become
+as sentimental in his sorrow over the loss of such a friend as any
+German of the Werther period. He had lived for many years on somewhat
+distant terms with his sister in Bayreuth, and not until the last
+years before her death, amid the terrors of a burdensome war, did her
+image rise vividly again before him as that of an affectionate sister.
+After her death he found a gloomy satisfaction in picturing to himself
+and others the cordiality of his relations with her. He erected a
+little temple to her and often made pilgrimages to it. Toward any one
+who did not approach his heart through the medium of a poetic mood, or
+incite him to poetic expression of his affection, or who touched a
+wrong note anywhere in his sensitive nature, he was cold,
+contemptuous, and indifferent--a king who only asked to what extent
+the other person could be useful to him; he even pushed him aside when
+he could no longer use him. Such a character may perhaps surround the
+life of a young man with poetic lustre and give brightness and charm
+even to common things, but unless it is coupled with a high degree of
+morality, a sense of duty, and a mind set upon higher things, it will
+leave him sad and lonely in later years. In the most favorable cases
+it will make bitter enemies as well as very warm admirers. A somewhat
+similar disposition brought to Goethe's noble soul heavy sorrows,
+transitory relations, many disappointments, and a solitary old age. It
+becomes doubly momentous for a king, before whom others rarely stand
+with assurance and on equal terms; for his most sincere friends may
+yet turn into admiring flatterers, unstable in their bearing, now
+constrained under the moral spell of his majesty, now, under the
+conviction of their own rights, fault-finding and discontented.
+
+This need of ideal relations and longing for people to whom he could
+unbosom himself without reserve, worked at cross purposes with
+Frederick's penetrating discrimination, and his uncompromising love of
+truth, which was a deadly enemy of all deception, impatiently resisted
+every illusion, despised shams, and sought for the essence of things.
+This scrutinizing view of life and its duties might well offer him
+protection against those deceptions which oftener annoy an
+imaginative prince, who gives his confidence, than a private
+individual. His acuteness, however, showed itself also in savage moods
+as unsparingly, sarcastically, and maliciously destructive. Where did
+he get this disposition? Was it Brandenburg blood? Was it an
+inheritance from his great-grandmother, the Electress Sophia of
+Hanover, and his grandmother, Queen Sophia Charlotte, those
+intellectual women with whom Leibniz had discussed the eternal harmony
+of the universe? The harsh school of his youth certainly had had
+something to do with it. His insight into the foibles of others was
+keen. Wherever he saw a weak point, wherever any one's manners annoyed
+or provoked him, his ready tongue was busy. His gibes fell unsparingly
+upon friend and foe alike; and even where silence and patience were
+demanded by every consideration of prudence, he could not control
+himself. At such times his soul seemed to suffer some strange
+transformation. With merciless exaggeration he distorted the picture
+of his victim into a caricature. On closer examination the principal
+motive here also appears to be pleasure in intellectual production. He
+frees himself from an unpleasant impression by improvising against his
+victim. He makes a grotesque picture with inner satisfaction and is
+astonished if the victim, deeply offended, in turn takes up arms
+against him. His resemblance to Luther in this respect is very
+striking. Neither the king nor the reformer cared whether his behavior
+was dignified or seemly, for both of them, excited like men on the
+hunting field, entirely forgot the consequences in the joy of the
+fight. Both did themselves and their great causes serious injury in
+this way, and were honestly surprised when they discovered the fact.
+To be sure, the blows with the cudgel or the whip which the great monk
+of the sixteenth century dealt were far more terrible than the
+pin-pricks of the great prince in the age of enlightenment. But when a
+king teases and mocks and sometimes pinches maliciously, it is harder
+to forgive him for his undignified behavior; for he frequently engages
+in an unequal contest with his victims. The great prince treated all
+his political opponents in this way, and aroused deadly enemies
+against himself. He joked at the table, and put in circulation
+stinging verses and pamphlets about Madame de Pompadour in France and
+the Empresses Elizabeth and Maria Theresa. Similarly, he sometimes
+caressed, sometimes scolded and scratched his poetical ideal,
+Voltaire; but he also proceeded in this way with people whom he really
+esteemed highly, in whom he put the greatest confidence, and whom he
+took into the circle of his intimate friends. He brought the Marquis
+d'Argens to his court, made him chamberlain, member of the Academy,
+and one of his nearest and dearest friends. The letters which he wrote
+to him from the camps of the Seven Years' War are among the most
+beautiful and touching records that the King has left us. When
+Frederick came home from the war it was his fond hope that the marquis
+would live with him in his palace at Sans Souci. And a few years later
+this charming relation was broken up in the most painful manner. How
+was that possible! The marquis was perhaps the best Frenchman that the
+King had brought into his circle, a man of honor, with fine feelings,
+fine education, and really devoted to the King; but he was neither a
+great character nor an especially strong man. For years the King had
+admired in him a scholar--which he was not--a wise, clear-sighted,
+assured philosopher with pleasing wit and fresh humor; he had in short
+set up an extremely pleasing, fanciful image of him. Now, in daily
+intercourse, Frederick found himself mistaken. A lack of robustness on
+the part of the Frenchman, causing him to dwell with hypochondriac
+exaggeration on his poor health, annoyed the King, who began to
+realize that the aging marquis was neither a great genius nor an
+intellectual giant. The ideal which he had formed of him was
+destroyed. Now the King began to make fun of him on account of his
+weaknesses. The sensitive Frenchman thereupon asked for leave of
+absence, that a sojourn of a few months in France might restore his
+health. The King was offended by this ill-humored attitude, and
+continued his raillery in friendly letters which he sent him. He said
+that it was rumored that a werewolf had appeared in France. This was
+undoubtedly the marquis, in the disguise of a Prussian and a sick man,
+and he asked if he had begun to eat little children. He had not
+formerly had that bad habit, but people change a good deal in
+traveling. The marquis, instead of a few months, stayed two winters.
+When he was about to return, he sent certificates from his physicians.
+Probably the worthy man had really been ill, but the King was
+deeply offended by this awkward attempt at justification on the
+part of an old friend, and when the latter returned, the old intimacy
+was gone forever. The King would not let him go, but he took pleasure
+in punishing the renegade by stinging speeches and harsh jokes.
+Finally the Frenchman, deeply hurt, asked for his dismissal. His
+request was granted, and the sorrow and anger of the King is seen from
+the wording of the order. When the marquis, in the last letter which
+he wrote the King before his death, represented to him again, and not
+without bitterness, how scornfully and badly he had treated an
+unselfish admirer, Frederick read the letter without a word. But he
+wrote with grief to the dead man's widow telling her of his friendship
+for her husband, and had a costly monument erected for him in a
+foreign land. The great prince fared similarly with most of his
+intimates. Magic as was his power to attract, he had demoniac
+faculties for repelling. But if any one is disposed to blame the man
+for this, let him be told that hardly another king in history has so
+unsparingly disclosed his most intimate soul-life to his friends as
+Frederick.
+
+Frederick had worn the crown only a few months when the Emperor
+Charles VI. died. Now everything urged the young King to risk a
+master-stroke. That he determined upon such a step was in itself, in
+spite of the momentary weakness of Austria, a token of bold courage.
+The countries which he ruled had perhaps a seventh as many inhabitants
+as the broad lands of Maria Theresa. True, his army was for the time
+being far superior to the Austrian in numbers and discipline, and
+according to the ideas of the time, the mass of the people was not
+then in the same way as today available for recruiting purposes. Nor
+did he fully realize the greatness of Maria Theresa. But even in the
+preparations for the invasion the King showed that he had long hoped
+to measure himself against Austria. In an exalted mood he entered upon
+a struggle which was to be decisive for his own life and that of his
+State. He cared little at heart for the right which he might have to
+the Silesian duchies, and which with his pen he tried to prove before
+Europe. For this the policy of the despotic States of the seventeenth
+and eighteenth centuries had no regard whatever. Any one who could
+find a plausible defense of his cause made use of it, but in case of
+need the most improbable argument, the most shallow pretext, was
+sufficient. In this way Louis XIV. had made war; in this way the
+Emperor had followed up his interests against the Turks, Italians,
+Germans, French, and Spaniards; in this way a great part of the
+successes of the great Elector had been frustrated by others. Just
+where the rights of the Hohenzollerns were the plainest, as in
+Pomerania, they had been most ruthlessly curtailed, and by no one more
+than by the Emperor and the Hapsburgs. Now the Hohenzollerns sought
+their revenge. "Be my Cicero and prove the right of my cause, and I
+will be your Cæsar and carry it through," Frederick wrote to Jordan
+after the invasion of Silesia. Gaily, with light step as if going to a
+dance, the King entered upon the fields of his victories. There was
+still cheerful enjoyment of life, sweet coquetry with verse, and
+intellectual conversation with his intimates on the pleasures of the
+day, on God, nature, and immortality, which he considered the spice of
+life. But the great task upon which he had entered began to have its
+effect upon his soul even in the early weeks, even before he had
+passed through the fiery ordeal of the first great battle. And from
+that time on it hammered and forged upon his soul until it turned his
+hair gray and hardened his fiery heart into ringing steel. With that
+wonderful clearness which was peculiar to him, he watched the
+beginning of these changes. He even then viewed his own life as from
+without. "You will find me more philosophical than you think," he
+writes to his friend. "I have always been so--sometimes more,
+sometimes less. My youth, the fire of passion, the longing for glory,
+and, to tell you the whole truth, curiosity, and finally, a secret
+instinct, have forced me out of the sweet peace which I enjoyed, and
+the wish to see my name in the gazettes and in history has led me into
+new paths. Come here to me. Philosophy will maintain her rights, and I
+assure you that if I had not this cursed love of fame, I should think
+only of peaceful comfort."
+
+When the faithful Jordan actually came to him and the King saw the man
+of peaceful enjoyment timid and uncomfortable in the field, he
+suddenly realized that he himself had become another and a stronger
+man. The guest who had been honored by him so long as the more
+scholarly, and who had corrected his verses, criticized his letters,
+and been far ahead of him in the knowledge of Greek philosophy, now,
+in spite of all his philosophical training, gave the King the
+impression of a man without courage. With bitter derision Frederick
+attacked him in one of his best improvisations, contrasting the
+warrior in himself with the weak philosopher. In however bad taste the
+ridiculing verses were with which he overwhelmed Jordan again and
+again, the return of the old cordial feeling was just as quick; but it
+was the first gentle hint of fate for the King himself. The same thing
+was to befall him often. He was to lose valuable men, loyal friends,
+one after another; not only by death, but still more by the coldness
+and estrangement which arose between his nature and theirs. For the
+way upon which he had now entered was destined to develop more and
+more all the greatness, but also all the narrow features, of his
+nature, up to the limit of human possibility. The higher he rose above
+others, the smaller their natures inevitably appeared to him. Almost
+all whom in later years he measured by his own standard were far from
+able to endure the test, and the dissatisfaction and disappointment
+which he then experienced became again keener and more relentless
+until he himself, from a solitary height, looked down with stony eyes
+upon the doings of the men at his feet; but always, even to his last
+hours, the piercing chill of his searching glance was broken by the
+bright splendor of soft human feelings, and the fact that these were
+left to him is what makes his great tragic figure so affecting.
+
+During the first war, to be sure, he still looked back with longing to
+the calm peace of his "Remusberg," and felt deeply the exaction of the
+tremendous fate which had already involved him. "It is hard to bear
+with equanimity this good and bad fortune," he writes; "one may appear
+indifferent in success and unmoved in adversity, the features of the
+face can be controlled; but the man, the inward man, the depths of the
+heart, are affected none the less." And he concludes hopefully, "All
+that I wish for myself is that success may not destroy in me the human
+feelings and virtues, to which I have always clung. May my friends
+find me as I have always been." And at the end of the war he writes:
+"See, your friend is victorious for the second time! Who would have
+said a few years ago that your pupil in philosophy would play a
+soldier's part in the world; that Providence would use a poet to
+overthrow the political system of Europe?" This shows how fresh and
+young Frederick felt when he returned to Berlin in triumph after his
+first war.
+
+For the second time he took the field to assert his claim to Silesia.
+Again he was victorious. He had already the calm confidence of a tried
+general. His joy at the excellence of his troops was great. "All that
+flatters me in this victory," he wrote to Frau von Camas, "is that I
+could contribute by a quick decision and a bold manoeuvre to the
+preservation of so many good people. I would not have the least of my
+soldiers wounded for vain glory, which no longer deceives me." But in
+the midst of the contest came the death of two of his dearest friends,
+Jordan and Kayserlingk. His grief was touching: "In less than three
+months I have lost my two most faithful friends, people with whom I
+had lived daily, pleasant companions, honorable men, and true friends.
+It is hard for a heart that was made so sensitive as mine to restrain
+my deep sorrow. When I come back to Berlin, I shall be almost a
+stranger in my own fatherland, lonesome in my own house. You too have
+had the misfortune to lose at one time several people who were dear to
+you. I admire your courage, but I cannot imitate it. My only hope is
+in time, which can overcome everything in nature. It begins by
+weakening the impressions on our brains, and only ceases when it
+destroys us utterly. I anticipate with terror visiting all the places
+which call up in me sad memories of friends whom I have lost forever."
+And four weeks after their death he writes to the same friend, who
+tried to console him: "Do not believe that pressure of business and
+danger give distraction in sadness. I know from experience that that
+is a poor remedy. Unfortunately only four weeks have passed since my
+tears and my sorrow began, but after the violent outbursts of the
+first days, I feel myself just as sad, just as little consoled, as at
+the beginning." And when his worthy tutor, Duhan, sent him at his
+request some French books which Jordan had left behind, the King
+wrote, late in the autumn of the same year: "Tears came into my eyes
+when I opened the books of my poor dear Jordan. I loved him so much,
+it will be hard to realize that he is no more." Not long after the
+King lost also the intimate friend to whom this letter was addressed.
+
+The loss, in 1745, of the friends of his youth was an important
+turning point in the King's mental life. With these unselfish,
+honorable men almost everything died which had made him happy in his
+intercourse with others. The intimacies into which he now entered as a
+man were all of another kind. Even the best of the new acquaintances
+received perhaps his occasional confidence, but never his heartfelt
+friendship. The need for stimulating intellectual intercourse
+remained, and became even stronger and more imperative, for in this
+too he was unique; he never could dispense with cheerful and
+confidential companions, with light, almost reckless conversation,
+flitting through all shades of human moods, thoughtful or frivolous,
+from the greatest questions of the human race down to the little
+events of the day. Immediately after his accession he had written to
+Voltaire and invited him to his court. He had first met the Frenchman
+in 1740 on a journey near Wesel. Soon after, Voltaire had come to
+Berlin for a few days, at heavy expense. He had even then impressed
+the King as a jester, but Frederick felt nevertheless an infinite
+respect for the talent of the man. Voltaire was to him the greatest
+poet of all times, the master of ceremonies of Parnassus, where the
+King himself was so anxious to play a part. Frederick's desire to have
+this man in his train became stronger and stronger. He regarded
+himself as his pupil; he wished to have all his verses approved by the
+master; among his Brandenburg officials he pined for the wit and
+spirit of the elegant Frenchman, and finally, his vanity as a
+sovereign was concerned--he wanted to be a prince of the _beaux
+esprits_ and philosophers, as he had become a glorious leader of
+armies. After the second Silesian war his intimates were mostly
+foreigners. After 1750 he had the pleasure of seeing the great
+Voltaire also as a member of his court. It was no misfortune that this
+unworthy man endured for only a few years his sojourn among the
+barbarians.
+
+During these ten years, from 1746 to 1756, Frederick acquired literary
+independence, and that importance as a writer which is not yet
+sufficiently appreciated in Germany. As to his French poetry, a German
+can only judge imperfectly. He was a facile poet, who was easily
+master of every mood in metre and rhyme, but from the point of view
+of a Frenchman, he never completely overcame in his lyric poetry the
+difficulties of a foreign language, however diligently his confidants
+revised his work. He even lacked, it seems to us, the uniform
+rhetorical spirit, that style which in Voltaire's time was the first
+mark of a born poet. The effect of beautiful and noble sentiments, in
+splendid phraseology, is spoiled by trivial thoughts and commonplace
+expressions in the next line. Nor was the development of his taste
+sufficiently assured and independent. In his esthetic judgment he was
+quick, both to admire and to condemn; in reality, he was much more
+dependent upon the opinion of his French acquaintances than his pride
+would have admitted. What was best, moreover, in French poetry at that
+time--the return to Nature and the struggle of the beauty of reality
+against the fetters of an antiquated conventionalism--remained to him
+a sealed book. For a long time he looked upon Rousseau as an eccentric
+vagabond, and upon the conscientious and accurate spirit of Diderot
+even as shallow. And yet it seems to us that there often appear in his
+poems, especially in the light improvisations which he made to please
+his friends, a wealth of poetical detail and a charming tone of true
+feeling, which at least his model Voltaire might have envied.
+
+Frederick's history of his times is, like Cæsar's _Commentaries_, one
+of the most important documents of historical literature. True, like
+the Roman general, like all practical statesmen, he stated facts as
+they are reflected in the soul of a participant. He does not give due
+value to everything or full justice to everybody, but he knows
+infinitely more than is revealed to one at a distance, and he wrote of
+some of the motives underlying the great events, not without
+prejudice, yet with magnanimity toward his opponents. Writing at times
+without the enormous reference material which a professional historian
+must collect about him, he was occasionally deceived by his memory and
+his judgment, though both were very reliable. He was, moreover,
+composing an apology for his house, his politics, his campaigns; and,
+like Cæsar, he sometimes ignores facts or interprets them as he wishes
+them to go down to posterity; but his love of truth and the frankness
+with which he treats his house and his own actions are no less
+admirable than his sovereign calm and the ease with which he soars
+above events, in spite of the little rhetorical embellishments which
+were due to the taste of his time.
+
+His many-sidedness is as astonishing as his productiveness. One of the
+greatest military writers, a historian of importance, a clever poet,
+and at the same time a popular philosopher, a practical statesman,
+even a writer of very free and easy anonymous pamphlets, and sometimes
+a journalist, he was always ready to take up his pen for anything that
+inspired him and aroused his passions or enthusiasm, or to attack, in
+verse or prose, any one who provoked or annoyed him--not only the pope
+and the Empress, the Jesuits and the Dutch journalists, but also old
+friends if they seemed lukewarm to him,--which he could not
+endure,--or if they actually threatened to break with him. Never since
+Luther has there been such a belligerent, relentless, untiring writer.
+As soon as he put pen to paper he was like Proteus, everything: sage
+or intriguer, historian or poet, whatever the situation demanded,
+always an active, fiery, intellectual--sometimes also an
+ill-mannered--man, with never a moment's thought of his royal
+position. Whatever he liked he praised in poems or eulogies: the noble
+doctrines of his own philosophy, his friends, his army, religious
+liberty, independent investigation, tolerance, and popular education.
+
+The conquering power of Frederick's mind had reached out in all
+directions. When ambition inspired him to victory it seemed as if
+there were no obstacle that would check him. Then came the years of
+trial--seven years of terrible, heartrending cares--the great period,
+in which the heaviest tasks that ever a man accomplished were laid
+upon his rich, ambitious spirit, in which almost everything perished
+which was his own possession, joy and happiness, peace and selfish
+comfort; in which also many pleasing and graceful characteristics of
+the man were to disappear, that he might become the self-sacrificing
+prince of his people, the foremost servant of his State, and the hero
+of a nation. No lust of conquest made him take the field this time; it
+had long been plain to him that he was fighting for his own life and
+that of his State. But his determination had grown only the stronger.
+Like the stormwind he purposed to dash into the clouds which were
+collecting from all sides about his head, and to break up the
+thunderbolts through the energy of an irresistible attack, before they
+were discharged. He had never been conquered up to this time. His
+enemies had been beaten every time he had fallen upon them with his
+terrible instrument--the army. Herein lay his only hope. If his
+well-tried power did not fail him now, he might save his State.
+
+But in the very first conflict with his old enemy, the Austrians, he
+saw that they, too, had learned from him and were changed. He exerted
+his strength to the utmost, and at Kollin it failed him. The 18th of
+June, 1757, is the most momentous day in Frederick's life. There
+happened on that day what twice more in this war snatched victory from
+him--the general had underestimated his enemy and had expected the
+impossible from his own brave army. After a short period of
+stupefaction Frederick arose with new strength. Instead of an
+aggressive war, he had been forced to wage a desperate war of defense.
+His foes attacked his little country from all sides. He entered upon a
+death struggle with every great power of the Continent, master of only
+four million men and a defeated army. Now his talent as general showed
+itself as he escaped the enemy after defeats and again attacked in the
+most unexpected quarters and beat them, faced first one army and then
+another, unsurpassed in his dispositions, inexhaustible in expedients,
+unequaled as leader of troops in battle. So he stood, one against
+five--Austrians, Russians, French, any one of whom was his superior in
+strength, and at the same time against the Swedes and the Imperial
+troops. For five years he struggled thus against armies far larger
+than his own--every spring in danger of being crushed merely by
+numbers, every autumn free again. A loud cry of admiration and
+sympathy ran through Europe; and among those who gave the loudest
+praise, although reluctantly, were his most bitter enemies. Now, in
+these years of changing fortune, when the King himself experienced
+such bitter vicissitudes of the fortune of war, his generalship was
+the astonishment of all the armies of Europe. How, always the more
+rapid and skilful, he managed to establish his lines against his
+opponents; how so often he outflanked in an oblique position the
+weakest wing of the enemy, forced it back, and put it to rout; how his
+cavalry, which, newly organized, had become the strongest in the
+world, dashed in fury upon the foe, broke their ranks, scattered their
+battalions: all this was celebrated everywhere as a new advance in
+military art, and the invention of surpassing genius. The tactics and
+the strategy of the Prussian army came to be for almost half a century
+the ideal and model for all the armies of Europe. It was the unanimous
+opinion that Frederick was the greatest general of his time, and that
+there had been few leaders since the beginning of history who could be
+compared with him. It seemed incredible that the smaller numbers so
+often conquered the greater, and even when defeated, instead of being
+routed, faced the enemy, who had hardly recovered from his injuries,
+as threatening and fully equipped as before. Today we praise not only
+the field operations of the King, but also the wise prudence with
+which he handled his supplies. He knew very well how much he was
+limited by having to consider the commissariat, and the thousands of
+carts in which he had to take with him the provisions and the daily
+supplies of the soldiers; but he also knew that this method was his
+only salvation. Once, when after the battle of Rossbach he made the
+astonishing march into Silesia--one hundred and eighty-nine miles in
+fifteen days--he, in the greatest danger, abandoned his old method. He
+made his way through the country as other armies did at that time,
+and quartered his men upon the people. But he wisely returned at once
+to his old plan. For as soon as his enemies learned to imitate this
+free movement, he was certainly doomed. When the old militia in his
+ancient provinces rose to arms again, helped to drive out the Swedes,
+and bravely defended Colberg and Berlin, he accepted their assistance
+without objection; but he took pains not to encourage a guerilla war;
+and when his East Frisian peasantry revolted independently against the
+French and were severely punished by them for it, he told them with
+brutal frankness that it was their own fault, for war was a matter for
+soldiers; the business of the peasants and citizens should be
+uninterrupted industry, the payment of taxes, and the furnishing of
+recruits. He well knew that he was lost if a people's war in Saxony
+and Bohemia should be aroused against him. This readiness, indicative
+of the cautious general, to restrict himself to military forms, which
+alone made the contest possible for him, may be reckoned among his
+greatest qualities.
+
+Louder and louder became the cry of sorrow and admiration with which
+Germans and foreigners watched this death-struggle of the lion at bay.
+As early as 1740 the young King had been praised by the Protestants as
+the champion of freedom of conscience and enlightenment, against
+intolerance and the Jesuits. When, a few months after the battle at
+Kollin, he completely defeated the French at Rossbach, he became the
+hero of Germany. A glad cry of joy broke out everywhere. For two
+hundred years the French had done great wrong to the divided country;
+now the German national idea began to revolt against the influence of
+French culture, and the King, who himself greatly admired Parisian
+poetry, had effectively routed the Parisian generals with German
+musket balls. It was such a brilliant victory, such a humiliating
+defeat of the hereditary enemy, that everywhere in Germany there was
+hearty rejoicing. Even where the soldiers of a State were fighting
+against King Frederick, the people at home in city and country
+rejoiced at the blows he dealt in good old German fashion. And the
+longer the war lasted, the more active became the faith in the King's
+invincibility, and the higher rose the confidence of the Germans. For
+the first time in long, long years they now had a hero of whose
+military glory they could be proud--a man who accomplished what seemed
+more than human. Innumerable anecdotes about him ran through the
+country. Every little touch about his calmness, good humor, kindness
+to individual soldiers, and the loyalty of his army, traveled hundreds
+of miles. How, in danger of death, he played the flute in his tent,
+how his wounded soldiers sang chorals after the battle, how he took
+off his hat to a regiment--he has often been imitated since--all this
+was reported on the Neckar and the Rhine, was printed, and listened to
+with merry laughter and tears of emotion. It was natural that poets
+should sing his praise. Three of them had been in the Prussian army:
+Gleim and Lessing, as secretaries of Prussian generals, and Ewald von
+Kleist, a favorite of the younger literary circles, as an officer,
+until the bullet struck him at Kunersdorf. But still more touching for
+us is the loyal devotion of the Prussian people. The old provinces,
+Prussia, Pomerania, Brandenburg, and Westphalia, were suffering
+unspeakably by the war, but the proud joy of having a share in the
+hero of Europe often lifted even humble men above their own
+sufferings. Citizens and peasants took the field as militiamen again
+and again for years. When a number of recruits from the province of
+Cleves and the county of Ravensberg deserted after a lost battle and
+returned home, the deserters were declared perjurers by their own
+fellow-countrymen and relatives, were excluded from the villages and
+driven back to the army.
+
+Foreign opinion was no less enthusiastic. In the Protestant cantons of
+Switzerland there was as warm sympathy with the King's fate as if the
+descendants of the Rütli men had never been separated from the German
+empire. There were people there who were made ill by vexation when the
+King's cause was in a bad way. It was the same in England. Every
+victory of the King aroused wild joy in London. Houses were
+illuminated and pictures and laudatory poems offered for sale. In
+Parliament Pitt announced with admiration every new deed of the great
+ally. Even at Paris, in the theatres and salons, people were rather
+Prussian than French. The French derided their own generals and the
+clique of Madame de Pompadour. Whoever was on the side of the French
+arms, so Duclos reports, hardly dared to give expression to his views.
+In St. Petersburg, the grand duke Peter and his party were such good
+Prussians that they grieved in secret at every reverse of Frederick's
+cause. The enthusiasm penetrated even to Turkey and to the Khan of
+Tartary; and this respectful admiration of a whole continent outlasted
+the war. When Hackert, the painter, was traveling through the interior
+of Sicily, a gift of honor of wine and fruit was offered him by the
+city council because they had heard that he was a Prussian, a subject
+of the great King for whom they wished thereby to show their
+reverence; and Muley Ismail, the emperor of Morocco, released without
+any ransom the crew of a ship belonging to a citizen of Emden, whom
+the Berbers had brought prisoner to Mogador, sent them in new clothes
+to Lisbon, and assured them that their King was the greatest man in
+the world, that no Prussian should be a prisoner in his land, and that
+his cruisers would never attack the Prussian flag.
+
+Poor oppressed soul of the German people! Long years had passed since
+the men between the Rhine and the Oder had felt the joy of being
+esteemed above others among the nations of the earth! Now by the magic
+of one man's power everything was transformed. The German citizen,
+awakened as from an anxious dream, looked out upon the world and
+within to his own heart. Men had long vegetated quietly, without a
+past in which they could rejoice, without a great future in which they
+could hope. Now all at once they felt that they, too, had a share in
+the honor and the greatness of the world; that a king and his people,
+all of their blood, had given to the German national idea a golden
+setting, and to the history of civilization a new meaning. Now they
+were experiencing the struggles, ventures, and victories of a great
+man. Work on in your study, peaceful thinker, fantastic dreamer! You
+have learned over-night to look down with a smile upon foreign ways
+and to expect great things of your own talent. Try to realize, now,
+what flows from your heart!
+
+But while the youthful power of the people shook its wings with
+enthusiastic warmth, how did the great prince feel who was struggling
+ceaselessly against his enemies? The inspiring cry of the people rang
+in his ears as a feeble sound. The King heard it almost with
+indifference. His heart grew calmer and colder. To be sure, passionate
+hours of sorrow and heart-rending cares came to him over and over
+again. He kept them hidden from his army; his calm face became harder,
+his brow more deeply furrowed, and his expression more rigid. Only
+before a few intimates he opened his heart from time to time, and then
+for a moment the sorrow of the man who had reached the limits of human
+possibilities broke forth.
+
+Ten days after the battle of Kollin his mother died. A few weeks
+afterward he drove in anger his brother August Wilhelm from the army,
+because he had not been strong enough to lead it. The next year this
+brother died "of sorrow," as the officer of the day announced to the
+King. Shortly after he received the news of the death of his sister at
+Bayreuth. One after another his generals fell by his side, or lost the
+King's confidence, because they were not equal to the superhuman tasks
+of this war. His veterans, the pride of his heart, hardened warriors,
+seasoned in three fierce wars, who, dying, stretched out their hands
+toward him and called his name, were crushed in entire companies about
+him, and what came to fill the broad gaps that death incessantly
+mowed in his army were young men, some good material, but many
+worthless. The King made use of them as he did of others, more
+sternly, more severely. His glance and his word gave courage and
+devotion even to the inferior sort, but still he knew that all this
+was not salvation. His criticism became brief and cutting, his praise
+rare. So he lived on; five summers and winters came and went; the work
+was gigantic; his thinking and scheming was inexhaustible, his eagle
+eye scrutinized searchingly the most remote and petty circumstances,
+and yet there was no change, and no hope anywhere. The King read and
+wrote in leisure hours just as before; he composed verses and kept up
+a correspondence with Voltaire and Algarotti, but he was prepared to
+see all this come soon to an end--a swift and sudden one. He carried
+in his pocket day and night something which could make him free from
+Daun and Laudon. At times the whole affair filled him with disdain.
+
+The letters of the man from whom Germany dates a new epoch in its
+intellectual life deserve to be read with reverence by every German.
+When you find him writing to Frau von Camas, "For the last six years I
+have felt that it is the living, not the dead, for whom one should be
+sorry," if you are shocked by the gloomy energy of his determination
+you must beware of thinking that in it the power of this remarkable
+spirit found its highest expression. It is true that the King had some
+moments of desperation when he longed for death by the enemy's bullet
+in order not to be forced to use the capsule which he carried in his
+pocket. He was indeed fully determined not to ruin the State by living
+as a captive of Austria; to this extent what he writes is terribly
+true. But he was also of a poetic temperament, a child of the century
+which so longed for great deeds and found such immense satisfaction in
+the expression of exalted feelings. He was, to the bottom of his
+heart, a German with the same emotional needs as, for instance, the
+infinitely weaker Klopstock and his admirers. The consideration and
+resolute expression of his final resolve made him freer and more
+cheerful at heart. He wrote to his sister at Bayreuth about it in the
+momentous second year of the war; and this letter is especially
+characteristic, for his sister also was determined not to survive him
+and the downfall of his house; and he approved this decision, to
+which, by the way, he gave little attention in his gloomy satisfaction
+at his own reflections. The two royal children had once secretly
+recited, in the house of their stern father, the parts of French
+tragedies; now their hearts beat again in the single thought of
+freeing themselves by a Catonian death from a life full of
+disappointment, confusion, and suffering. But when the excited and
+nervous sister fell seriously ill, Frederick forgot all his Stoic
+philosophy, and clinging fast to life with a passionate tenderness,
+worried and mourned over her who was the dearest to him of his family.
+When she died, his poignant grief was perhaps increased by the feeling
+that he had interfered in too tragic a manner with a tender woman's
+life. Thus, even in the greatest of all Germans born in the first half
+of the eighteenth century, poetic feelings, and the wish to appear
+beautiful and great, were strangely mingled with the serious realities
+of life. Poor little Professor Semler who, while under the deepest
+emotion, still studied his attitudes and worked over his polite
+phrases, and the great King, who in cool expectation of the hour of
+his death, still wrote of suicide in beautifully balanced
+periods--both were sons of the same age, in which pathos, which had
+not yet found worthy expression in art, luxuriated like climbing
+plants about the realities of life. But the King was greater than his
+philosophy. In reality he never lost his courage, nor the persistent,
+defiant vigor characteristic of the old Germans, nor the secret hope
+which a man needs in every difficult task.
+
+And he held out. The forces of his enemies grew weaker, their generals
+were worn out, and their armies were scattered. Finally Russia
+withdrew from the coalition. This, and the King's last victories,
+turned the balance. He had won. He had not only conquered Silesia, but
+vindicated its possession for his Prussian kingdom. But while his
+people rejoiced, and the loyal citizens of his capital prepared a
+festive reception for him, he shunned their merrymaking and withdrew
+silent and alone to Sans Souci. He said that he wished to spend his
+remaining days in peace, living for his people.
+
+In the first twenty-three years of his reign he had struggled
+and fought to maintain his power against the world. Twenty-three
+years more he was destined to rule peacefully over his people as
+a wise, stern patriarch. He guided his State with the greatest
+self-denial, though with insistence on his own ways, striving for
+the greatest things, but yet in full control even of the smallest.
+Many of his ideas have been left behind by the advance of modern
+civilization--they were the result of the experiences of his youth
+and early manhood. Thought was to be free; every man to think what he
+pleased, but to do his duty as a citizen. He himself subordinated his
+comfort and his expenditures to the welfare of the State, meeting the
+whole expense of the royal household with some two hundred thousand
+thalers; thinking first of the advantage of his people and last of
+himself. His subjects, in their turn, he felt should bear cheerfully
+whatever duties and burdens he imposed upon them. Every one was to
+remain in the station in which birth and education had placed him. The
+noblemen were to be landholders and officers; to the citizens belonged
+the towns, trade, manufacturing, instruction, and invention; to the
+peasant, the land and the menial work. But in his sphere each one was
+to be prosperous and happy. Equal, strict, ready justice for every
+one; no favors to the highborn and rich--rather, in case of doubt, the
+humble should have the preference. To increase the number of useful
+men; to make every activity as profitable and as perfect as possible;
+to buy as little as possible abroad; to produce everything at home,
+exporting the surplus--these were the leading principles of his social
+and economic theories. He exerted himself incessantly to increase the
+acreage of arable land, and to provide new places for settlers. Swamps
+were drained, lakes drawn off, dikes thrown up. Canals were dug and
+money advanced to found new factories. At the instigation and with the
+financial support of the government cities and villages were rebuilt,
+more solid and sanitary than they had been before. The farmers' credit
+system, fire insurance societies, and the Royal Bank were founded.
+Everywhere public schools were established. Educated people were
+brought in from abroad; the government officials everywhere were
+required to be educated, and regulated by examination and strict
+inspection. It is the duty of the historian to enumerate and praise
+all this, if also to mention some unsuccessful attempts of the King,
+which were inevitable owing to his endeavor to control everything
+himself.
+
+The King cared for all his lands, and by no means least for his child
+of sorrow, the newly won Silesia. When he conquered this great
+district it had a few more than a million inhabitants. They realized
+vividly the contrast between the easy-going Austrian management and
+the precise, restless, stirring rule of Prussia. In Vienna the
+catalogue of prohibited books had been larger than at Rome; now bales
+of books came incessantly from Germany into the province, reading and
+buying were astonishingly free, even printed attacks upon the
+sovereign himself. In Austria it was the privilege of the aristocracy
+to wear foreign cloth. When the father of Frederick the Great of
+Prussia had forbidden the importation of cloth, he had first of all
+dressed himself and his princes in domestic goods. In Vienna no office
+had been considered aristocratic if it implied anything but a nominal
+function; all the actual work was a matter for subordinates. A
+chamberlain stood higher than a veteran general or minister. In
+Prussia even the highest born was little esteemed if he was not useful
+to the State, and the King himself was a most exact official, who
+watched and scolded over every thousand thalers saved or spent. Any
+one in Austria who left the Catholic Church was punished with
+confiscation of property and banishment; under the Prussians anybody
+could leave or join any church--that was his own affair. Under the
+imperial rule the government had been, on the whole, negligent if it
+had been forced to occupy itself with any matter; the Prussian
+officials had their noses and their hands in everything. In spite of
+the three Silesian wars the province grew to be far more prosperous
+than it had been under the Empire. Up to this time a hundred years had
+not been sufficient to wipe out the visible traces of the Thirty
+Years' War. The people remembered well how in the cities the heaps of
+rubbish from the time of the Swedish invasions had lain about, and
+between the remaining houses there were patches of waste ground
+blackened by fire. Many small cities still had log houses in the old
+Slavic style, with thatched or shingled roofs, patched up shabbily
+from time to time. In a few decades the Prussians removed the traces
+not only of former devastations, but also of the recent Seven Years'
+War. Frederick laid out several hundred new villages, had fifteen
+good-sized towns rebuilt in regular streets--largely with funds from
+the royal treasury--and had compelled the landed proprietors to
+restore several thousand farms which they had abolished as individual
+holdings, and install upon them tenants with rights of succession.
+Under the Empire the taxes had been lower, but they had been unfairly
+distributed and had fallen chiefly upon the poor, the nobility being
+exempt from the greater part of them. The collection was imperfect,
+much was embezzled or poorly applied; relatively little came into the
+imperial treasury. The Prussians, on the contrary, divided the country
+into small districts, appraised every acre of land, and in a few years
+abolished almost all exemptions. The outlying country now paid its
+land taxes and the cities their excise duties. So the province bore
+the double burden with greater ease, and no one but the privileged
+classes grumbled; and with all this, it could maintain forty thousand
+soldiers, whereas formerly there had been in the province only about
+two thousand. Before 1740 the nobility had lived _en grand seigneur_.
+All who were Catholic and rich lived in Vienna. Everybody else who
+could raise enough money betook himself to Breslau. Now the majority
+of landholders lived on their estates, the poverty-stricken nobles
+disappeared, the nobility knew that the King honored them if they
+looked after the cultivation of the land, and that the new master
+showed cold contempt to those who neither managed their estates nor
+filled civil or military positions. Formerly lawsuits had been endless
+and expensive, hardly to be carried through without bribery and
+sacrifice of money. Now it was observed that the number of lawyers
+decreased, so quickly came the decisions. Under the Austrians, to be
+sure, the caravan trade with the East had been greater; the people of
+the Bukowina and Hungary, and also the Poles, turned elsewhere and
+were already looking toward Trieste; but in place of this, new
+manufacturing industries arose; wool and textiles, and in the mountain
+valleys a flourishing linen industry. Many found the new era
+uncomfortable, many were really incommoded by its severity; but few
+dared to deny that on the whole things had been greatly improved.
+
+But another thing in the Prussian system was astonishing to the
+Silesians, and soon gained a secret power over their minds. This was
+the Spartan spirit of devotion on the part of the King's servants,
+which appeared so frequently even among the humblest officials; for
+instance, the revenue collectors, never popular even before the
+introduction of the French system. In this case they were retired
+subaltern officers, veteran soldiers of the King, who had won his
+battles for him and grown gray in powder smoke. They sat now by the
+gates smoking their pipes; with their very small pay they could
+indulge in no luxuries; but they were on the spot from early morning
+until late at night, doing their duty skilfully, precisely and
+quickly, as old soldiers are wont to do. Their minds were always on
+their service; it was their honor and their pride. For years to come
+old Silesians from the time of the great King used to tell their
+grandchildren how the punctuality, strictness, and honesty of the
+Prussian officials had astonished them. In every district
+headquarters, for instance, there was a tax collector. He lived in his
+little office, which was perhaps also his bedroom, and collected in a
+great wooden bowl the land taxes, which the village officials brought
+into his room monthly on an appointed day. Many thousand thalers were
+entered on the lists, and were delivered, to the last penny, to the
+great main treasuries. The pay too of such a man was small. He sat and
+collected and stowed in purses until his hair became white and his
+trembling hands were no longer able to manage the two-groschen pieces.
+And it was the pride of his life that the King knew him personally,
+and if he ever drove through the place would silently look at him from
+his great eyes, while the horses were being changed, or, if he was
+very gracious, give him a slight nod. With respect and a certain awe
+the people looked upon even these subordinate servants of the new
+principle, and the Silesians were not alone in this. Something new had
+come into the world in general. It was not a mere figure of speech
+when Frederick called himself the foremost servant of his State. As he
+had taught his wild nobility on the battlefield that it was the
+highest honor to die for the Fatherland, so his untiring, faithful
+care forced upon the soul of the least of his servants in the distant
+border towns the great idea of the duty of living and working first of
+all for the good of his King and his country.
+
+When the province of Prussia was forced, in the Seven Years' War, to
+do homage to Empress Elizabeth, and remained for several years
+incorporated in the Russian Empire, the officers of the district found
+means nevertheless to raise money and grain for their King in secret,
+and in spite of a foreign army and government. Great skill was used to
+accomplish the transportation. There were many in the secret, but not
+a traitor among them. In disguise they stole through the Russian lines
+at the risk of their lives, although they knew that they would reap
+small thanks from the King, who did not care for his East Prussians at
+all. He spoke contemptuously of them, and showed them unwillingly the
+favors which he bestowed on the other provinces. His face turned to
+stone whenever he learned that one of his young officers was born
+between the Memel and the Vistula, and after the war he never trod on
+East Prussian soil. But this conduct did not disturb the East
+Prussians in their admiration. They clung with faithful love to
+their ungracious lord, and his best and most enthusiastic eulogist was
+Emanuel Kant.
+
+Life in the King's service was serious, often hard--work and
+deprivation without end. It was difficult even for the best to satisfy
+the strict master; and the greatest devotion received but curt thanks.
+If a man was worn out he was likely to be coldly cast aside. There was
+work without end everywhere: something new, something beginning, some
+scaffolding of an unfinished structure. To a foreign visitor this life
+did not seem at all graceful; it was austere, monotonous, and rude,
+with little beauty or carefree cheerfulness. And as the King's
+bachelor household, his taciturn servants, and the submissive
+intimates under the trees of the quiet garden, gave a foreign guest
+the impression of a monastery, so in all Prussian institutions he
+found something of the renunciation and the discipline of a great busy
+monastic brotherhood.
+
+For something of this spirit had been transmitted even to the people
+themselves. Today we honor in this an undying merit of Frederick II.,
+for this spirit of abnegation is still the secret of the greatness of
+the Prussian State, and the final and best guarantee of its
+permanence. The artfully constructed machine which the great King had
+set up with so much intelligence and effectiveness was not to last
+forever; twenty years after his death it broke down; but in the fact
+that the State did not perish with it, that the intelligence and
+patriotism of the citizens were able of their own accord to establish
+under his successors a new life on a new basis, we see the secret of
+Frederick's greatness.
+
+Nine years after the close of the last war which was fought for the
+possession of Silesia, Frederick increased his domain by a new
+acquisition, not much less in area, but thinly populated--the Polish
+districts which have since become German territory under the name of
+West Prussia.
+
+If the King's claims to Silesia had been doubtful, all the acumen of
+his officials was now needed to make a show of some uncertain right to
+portions of the new acquisition. About this the King himself was
+little concerned. He had defended before the world with almost
+superhuman heroism the occupation of Silesia. This province was united
+to Prussia by streams of blood. In the case of West Prussia the craft
+of the politician did the work almost alone, and for a long time the
+conqueror lacked in public opinion that justification for his action
+which, as it seems, is given by the horrors of war and the capricious
+fortune of the battlefield. But this last acquisition of the King's,
+though wanting in the thunder of guns and the trumpets of victory, was
+yet, of all the great gifts which the German people owe to Frederick
+II., the greatest and most abounding in fortunate consequences.
+Through several hundred years the Germans had been divided and hemmed
+in and encroached upon by neighbors greedy for conquest; the great
+King was the first conqueror who again pushed the German boundaries
+toward the east. A hundred years after his great ancestor had in vain
+defended the fortresses of the Rhine against Louis XIV., Frederick
+gave the Germans again the explicit admonition that it was their duty
+to carry law, education, liberty, culture, and industry into the east
+of Europe. His whole territory, with the exception of a few Old Saxon
+districts, had been originally German, then Slavic, then again won
+from the Slavs by fierce wars or colonization; never since the
+migrations of the Middle Ages had the struggle ceased for the broad
+plains east of the Oder; never since the conquest of Brandenburg had
+this house forgotten that it was the warden of the German border.
+Whenever wars ceased the politicians were busy. The Elector Frederick
+William had freed Prussia, the territory of the Teutonic Knights, from
+feudal allegiance to Poland. Frederick I. had boldly raised this
+isolated colony to a kingdom. But the possession of East Prussia was
+insecure. It was not the corrupt republic of Poland which threatened
+danger, but the rising power of Russia. Frederick had learned to
+respect the Russians as enemies; he knew the soaring ambition of
+Empress Catherine, and as a prudent prince seized the right moment.
+The new territory--Pomerelia, the _voivodeship_ (administrative
+province) of Kulm and Marienburg, the bishopric of Ermeland, the city
+of Elbing, a portion of Cujavia, a portion of Posen--united East
+Prussia with Pomerania and Brandenburg. It had always been a border
+land. Since the early times people of different races had crowded into
+the coasts of the Baltic: Germans, Slavs, Lithuanians, and Finns. From
+the thirteenth century the Germans had made their way into this
+Vistula country as founders of cities and agriculturists: Teutonic
+Knights, merchants, pious monks, German noblemen and peasants. On both
+sides of the Vistula arose the towers and boundary stones of German
+colonies--supreme among them the magnificent city of Danzig, the
+Venice of the Baltic, the great seaport of the Slavic countries, with
+its rich St. Mary's Church and the palaces of its merchant princes;
+and beyond it on another arm of the Vistula, its modest rival, Elbing:
+farther up, the stately towers and broad avenues of Marienburg; near
+it the great princely castle of the Teutonic order, the most beautiful
+architectural monument of Northern Germany; and in the Vistula valley,
+on a rich alluvial soil, the old prosperous colonial estates: one of
+the most productive countries of the world, protected against the
+devastations of the Slavic stream by massive dikes dating back to the
+days of the Knights. Still farther up were Marienwerder, Graudenz,
+Kulm, and in the low lands of the Netze, Bromberg, the centre of the
+German border colonies among a Polish population. Smaller German towns
+and village communities were scattered through the whole territory,
+and the rich Cistercian monasteries of Oliva and Peplin had been
+zealous colonizers. But in the fifteenth century the tyrannical
+severity of the Teutonic order had driven the German cities and
+landowners of West Prussia to an alliance with Poland.
+
+The Reformation of the sixteenth century won the submission not only
+of the German colonists but of three-quarters of the nobility in the
+great republic of Poland; and toward 1590 about seventy out of a
+hundred parishes in the Slavic district of Pomerelia were Protestant.
+It seemed for a short time as if a new commonwealth and a new culture
+were about to develop in the Slavic East--a great Polish State with
+German elements in the cities. But the introduction of the Jesuits
+brought an unsalutary change. The Polish nobility returned to the
+Catholic Church: in the Jesuit schools their sons were trained to
+proselytizing fanaticism, and from that time on the Polish State
+declined, conditions becoming worse and worse.
+
+The attitude of the Germans in West Prussia was not uniform toward the
+proselytizing Jesuits and Slavic tyranny. A large proportion of the
+immigrant German nobles became Catholic and Polish; the townsmen and
+peasants remained for the most part obstinately Protestant. So there
+was added to the conflict in language conflict in religious creed, and
+to race hatred a religious frenzy. In this century of enlightenment
+the persecution of Germans in these districts became fanatical. One
+church after another was torn down, the wooden ones set on fire, and
+after the church was burned the village had lost its right to a
+parish: German preachers and school teachers were driven out and
+disgracefully maltreated. "_Vexa Lutheranum dabit thalerum_" ("harry a
+Lutheran and he will give up a thaler") was the usual motto of the
+Poles against the Germans. One of the greatest landowners in the
+country, a certain Unruh of the Birnbaum family, the starost of
+Gnesen, was sentenced to die, after having his tongue pulled out and
+his hands chopped off, because he had copied from German books into a
+notebook sarcastic remarks about the Jesuits. There was no more
+justice, no more safety. The national party of the Polish nobility, in
+alliance with fanatic priests, persecuted most passionately those whom
+they hated as Germans and Protestants. All sorts of plunder-loving
+rabble collected on the side of the "patriots" or "confederates." They
+collected into bands, overran the country in search of plunder, and
+fell upon the smaller towns and German villages, not only from
+religious zeal, but still more from the greed of booty. The Polish
+nobleman Roskowsky wore boots of different colors, a red one to
+indicate fire, and a black one for death. Thus he rode, levying
+blackmail, from one place to another, and in Jastrow he had the hands,
+the feet, and finally the head of the Protestant preacher Willich cut
+off and thrown into a swamp. This happened in 1768.
+
+Such was the condition of the country just before the Prussian
+occupation. It was a state of things that might perhaps be found now
+in Bosnia, but would be unheard of in the most wretched corner of
+Christian Europe.
+
+While still only a boy of twelve in the palace in Berlin, Frederick
+the Great had been reminded by his father's anger and sorrow that the
+kings of Prussia had a duty as protectors toward the German colonies
+on the Vistula. For in 1724 a loud call from that quarter for help had
+rung through Germany, and the bloody tragedy at Thorn became an
+important subject of public interest and of diplomacy. During a
+procession which the Jesuits were conducting through the city, some
+Polish nobles of the Jesuit college had insulted some citizens and
+schoolboys, and the angered populace had broken into the Jesuit school
+and college and inflicted damage. This petty street-riot had been
+brought up in the Polish parliament, sitting as a trial court, and the
+parliament, after a passionate speech by the leader of the Jesuits,
+had condemned to death the two burgomasters of the city and sixteen
+citizens; whereupon the Jesuit party hastened to put to death the head
+burgomaster, Rössner, and nine citizens, in some cases with barbarous
+cruelty. The church of St. Mary was taken from the Protestants, the
+clergymen driven out, and the school closed. King Frederick William
+had tried in vain at the time to help the unfortunate city. He had
+prevailed upon all the neighboring powers to send stern notes, and had
+felt himself bitterly grieved and humiliated when all his
+representations were disregarded; now after fifty years his son came
+to put an end to this barbarous disorder, and to unite again with
+Prussia this land which before the Polish sovereignty had belonged to
+the Teutonic order.
+
+[Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT ON A PLEASURE TRIP
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Danzig, to be sure, indispensable to the Poles, maintained itself
+through these decades of disorder in aristocratic seclusion. It
+remained a free city under Slavic protection, for a long time
+suspicious of the great King and not well disposed toward him. Thorn
+also had to wait twenty years longer in oppression, separated from the
+other German colonies, as a Polish border city. But the energetic
+assistance of the King saved the country and most of the German towns
+from destruction. The Prussian officials who were sent into the
+country were astonished at the desolation of the unheard-of situation
+which existed but a few days' journey from their capital. Only certain
+larger towns, in which the German life had been protected by strong
+walls and the old market traffic, and some sheltered country
+districts, inhabited exclusively by Germans (such as the lowlands near
+Danzig, the villages under the mild rule of the Cistercians of Oliva,
+and the prosperous German places of the Catholic Ermeland), were left
+in tolerable condition. Other towns lay in ruins, as did most of the
+farmsteads of the open country. The Prussians found Bromberg, a German
+colonial city, in ruins; and it is even yet impossible to determine
+exactly how the city came into that condition. In fact, the
+vicissitudes which the whole Netze district had undergone in the last
+nine years before the Prussian occupation are completely unknown. No
+historian, no document, no chronicle, gives reports of the destruction
+and the slaughter which must have raged there. Evidently the Polish
+factions fought between themselves, and crop failures and pestilence
+may have done the rest. Kulm had preserved from an earlier time its
+well-built walls and stately churches, but in the streets the
+foundation walls of the cellars stood out of the decaying wood and
+broken tiles of the crumbled buildings. There were whole streets of
+nothing but such cellar rooms in which wretched people lived. Of the
+forty houses of the main market-place twenty-eight had no doors, no
+roofs, no windows, and no owners. Other cities were in a similar
+condition.
+
+The majority of the country people also lived in circumstances which
+seemed pitiable to the King's officers, especially on the borders of
+Pomerania, where the Wendish Cassubians dwelt. Whoever approached a
+village there saw gray huts with ragged thatch on a bare plain without
+a tree, without a garden--only the wild cherry-trees were indigenous.
+The houses were built of poles daubed with clay. The entrance door
+opened into a room with a great fireplace and no chimney; heating
+stoves were unknown. Seldom was a candle lighted, only pineknots
+brightened the darkness of the long winter evenings. The chief article
+of the wretched furniture was a crucifix with a holy water basin
+below. The filthy and uncouth people lived on rye porridge, often on
+herbs which they cooked like cabbage in a soup, on herrings, and on
+brandy, to which women as well as men were addicted. Bread was baked
+only by the richest. Many had never in their lives tasted such a
+delicacy; few villages had an oven. If the people ever kept bees they
+sold the honey to the city dwellers, they also trafficked in carved
+spoons and stolen bark; in exchange for these they got at the fairs
+their coarse blue cloth coats, black fur caps, and bright red
+kerchiefs for the women. Looms were rare and spinning-wheels were
+unknown. The Prussians heard there no popular songs, no dances, no
+music--pleasures which even the most wretched Pole does not give up;
+stupid and clumsy, the people drank their wretched brandy, fought, and
+fell into the corners. And the country nobility were hardly different
+from the peasants; they drove their own primitive plows and clattered
+about in wooden shoes on the earthen floors of their cottages. It was
+difficult even for the King of Prussia to help these people. Only the
+potato spread quickly; but for a long time the fruit-trees which had
+been planted by order were destroyed by the people, and all other
+attempts at promoting agriculture met with opposition.
+
+Just as poverty-stricken and ruined were the border districts with a
+Polish population. But the Polish peasant in all his poverty and
+disorder at least kept the greater vivacity of his race. Even on the
+estates of the higher nobility, of the starosts, and of the crown, all
+the farm buildings were dilapidated and useless. Any one who wished to
+send a letter must employ a special messenger, for there was no post
+in the country. To be sure, no need was felt of one in the villages,
+for most of the nobility knew no more of reading and writing than the
+peasants. If any one fell ill, he found no help but the secret
+remedies of some old village crone, for there was not an apothecary in
+the whole country. If any one needed a coat he could do no better than
+take needle in hand himself--for many miles there was no tailor,
+unless one of the trade made a trip through the country on the chances
+of finding work. If any one wished to build a house he must provide
+for artisans from the West as best he could. The country people were
+still living in a hopeless struggle with the packs of wolves, and
+there were few villages in which every winter men and animals were not
+decimated. If the smallpox broke out, or any other contagious disease
+came upon the country, the people saw the white image of pestilence
+flying through the air and alighting upon their cottages; they knew
+what such an apparition meant: it was the desolation of their homes,
+the wiping out of whole communities; and with gloomy resignation they
+awaited their fate. There was hardly anything like justice in the
+country. Only the larger cities maintained powerless courts. The
+noblemen and the starosts inflicted their punishments with
+unrestrained caprice. They habitually beat and threw into horrible
+dungeons not only the peasants but the citizens of the country towns
+who were ruled by them or fell into their hands. In the quarrels which
+they had with one another, they fought by bribery in the few courts
+which had jurisdiction over them. In later years that too had almost
+ceased. They sought vengeance with their own resources, by sudden
+onslaughts and bloody sword-play.
+
+It was in reality an abandoned country without discipline, without
+law, without masters. It was a desert; on about 13,000 square miles
+500,000 people lived, less than forty to a square mile. And the
+Prussian King treated his acquisition like an uninhabited prairie. He
+located boundary stones almost at his pleasure, then moved them some
+miles farther again. Up to the present time the tradition remains in
+Ermeland, the district around Heilberg and Braunsberg, with twelve
+towns and a hundred villages, that two Prussian drummers with twelve
+men conquered all Ermeland with four drumsticks. And then the King in
+his magnificent manner began to build up the country. He was attracted
+by precisely these run-down conditions, and West Prussia henceforth
+became, as Silesia had been before, his favorite child, which with
+infinite care, like a dutiful mother, he washed and brushed, provided
+with new clothes, forced into school and good behavior, and never let
+out of his sight. The diplomatic negotiations about the conquest were
+still going on when he sent a troop of his best officials into the
+wilderness. The territory was subdivided into small districts, in the
+shortest possible time the whole land area was appraised and equitably
+taxed, each district provided with a provincial magistrate, with a
+court, and with post-offices and sanitary police. New parishes were
+called into life as if by magic, a company of 187 school teachers was
+brought into the country--the worthy Semler had chosen and drilled
+part of them--and squads of German artisans were got together, from
+the machinist down to the brickmaker. Everywhere was heard the bustle
+of digging, hammering, building. The cities were filled with
+colonists, street after street rose from the ruins, the estates of the
+starosts were changed into crown estates, new villages of colonists
+were laid out, new agricultural enterprises ordered. In the first year
+after the occupation the great canal was dug, which in a course of a
+dozen miles or so unites the Vistula by way of the Netze with the Oder
+and the Elbe. A year after the King issued the order for the canal he
+saw with his own eyes laden Oder barges 120 feet long enter the
+Vistula, bound east. Through the new waterway broad stretches of land
+were drained and immediately filled with German colonists. Incessantly
+the King urged on, praised, and censured. However great the zeal of
+his officials was, it was seldom able to satisfy him. In this way, in
+a few years, the wild Slavic weeds which had sprung up here and there
+even over the German fields were brought under control, and the Polish
+districts, too, got used to the orderliness of the new life; and West
+Prussia showed itself, in the wars after 1806, almost as stoutly
+Prussian as the old provinces.
+
+While the gray-haired King planned and created, year after year passed
+over his thoughtful head. His surroundings became stiller and more
+solitary; the circle of men whom he took into his confidence became
+smaller. He had laid aside his flute, and the new French literature
+appeared to him shallow and tedious. Sometimes it seemed to him as if
+a new life were budding under him in Germany, but he was a stranger to
+it. He worked untiringly for his army and for the prosperity of his
+people; the instruments he used were of less and less importance to
+him, while his feeling for the great duties of his crown became ever
+loftier and more passionate.
+
+But just as his seven years' struggle in war may be called superhuman,
+so now there was in his work something tremendous, which appeared to
+his contemporaries sometimes more than earthly and sometimes inhuman.
+It was great, but it was also terrible, that for him the prosperity of
+the whole was at any moment the highest thing, and the comfort of the
+individual so utterly nothing. When he drove out of the service with
+bitter censure, in the presence of his men, a colonel whose regiment
+had made a vexatious mistake on review; when in the swamp land of the
+Netze he counted more the strokes of the 10,000 spades than the
+sufferings of the workmen who lay ill with malarial fever in the
+hospitals he had erected for them; when he anticipated with his
+restless demands the most rapid execution, there was, though united
+with the deepest respect and devotion, a feeling of awe among his
+people, as before one whose being is moved by some unearthly power. He
+appeared to the Prussians as the fate of the State, unaccountable,
+inexorable, omniscient, comprehending the greatest as well as the
+smallest. And when they told each other that he had also tried to
+overcome Nature, and that yet his orange trees had perished in the
+last frosts of spring, then they quietly rejoiced that there was a
+limit for their King after all, but still more that he had submitted
+to it with such good-humor and had taken off his hat to the cold days
+of May.
+
+With touching sympathy the people collected all the incidents of the
+King's life which showed human feeling, and thus gave an intimate
+picture of him. Lonesome as his house and garden were, the imagination
+of his Prussians hovered incessantly around the consecrated place. If
+any one on a warm moonlight night succeeded in getting into the
+vicinity of the palace, he found the doors open, perhaps without a
+guard, and he could see the great King sleeping in his room on a camp
+bed. The fragrance of the flowers, the song of the night birds, the
+quiet moonlight, were the only guards, almost the only courtiers of
+the lonely man. Fourteen times the oranges bloomed at Sans Souci after
+the acquisition of West Prussia--then Nature asserted her rights over
+the great King. He died alone, with but his servants about him.
+
+He had set out in his prime with an ambitious spirit and had wrested
+from fate all the great and magnificent prizes of life. A prince of
+poets and philosophers, a historian and general, no triumph which he
+had won had satisfied him. All earthly glory had become to him
+fortuitous, uncertain and worthless, and he had kept only his iron
+sense of duty incessantly active. His soul had grown up and out of the
+dangerous habit of alternating between warm enthusiasm and sober
+keenness of perception. Once he had idealized with poetic caprice some
+individuals, and despised the masses that surrounded him. But in the
+struggles of his life he lost all selfishness, he lost almost
+everything which was personally dear to him; and at last came to set
+little value upon the individual, while the need of living for the
+whole grew stronger and stronger in him. With the most refined
+selfishness he had desired the greatest things for himself, and
+unselfishly at last he gave himself for the common good and the
+happiness of the humble people. He had entered upon life as an
+idealist, and even the most terrible experiences had not destroyed
+these ideals but ennobled and purified them. He had sacrificed many
+men for his State, but no one so completely as himself.
+
+Such a phenomenon appeared unusual and great to his contemporaries; it
+seems still greater to us who can trace even today in the character of
+our people, in our political life, and in our art and literature, the
+influence of his activities.
+
+ * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF THEODOR FONTANE
+
+By WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+Theodor Fontane was by both his parents a descendant of French
+Huguenots. His grandfather Fontane, while teaching the princes of
+Prussia the art of drawing, won the friendship of Queen Luise, who
+later appointed him her private secretary. Our poet's father, Louis
+Fontane, served his apprenticeship as an apothecary in Berlin. In 1818
+the stately Gascon married Emilie Labry, whose ancestors had come from
+the Cevennes, not far from the region whence the Fontanes had
+emigrated to Germany. The young couple moved to Neu-Ruppin, where they
+bought an apothecary's shop. Here Theodor was born on the thirtieth of
+December, 1819.
+
+Louis Fontane was irresponsible and fantastic, full of _bonhomie_, and
+an engaging story teller. He possessed a "stupendous" fund of
+anecdotes of Napoleon and his marshals, and told them with such charm
+that his son acquired an unusual fondness for anecdotes, which he
+indulges extensively in some of his writings, particularly the
+autobiographical works and books of travel. The problem of making both
+ends meet seems to have occupied the father less than the
+gratification of his "noble passions," chief among which was card
+playing. He gambled away so much money that in eight years he was
+forced to sell his business and move to other parts. He purposely
+continued the search for a new business as long as possible, but
+finally bought an apothecary's shop in Swinemünde.
+
+His young wife was passionate and independent, energetic and
+practical, but unselfish. To her husband's democratic tendency she
+opposed a strong aristocratic leaning. Their ill fortune in Neu-Ruppin
+affected her nerves so seriously that she went to Berlin for treatment
+while the family was moving.
+
+In Swinemünde the father put the children in the public school, but
+when the aristocratic mother arrived from Berlin she took them out,
+and for a time the little ones were taught at home. The unindustrious
+father was prevailed upon to divide with the mother the burden of
+teaching them and undertook the task with a mild protest, employing
+what he humorously designated the "Socratic method." He taught
+geography and history together, chiefly by means of anecdotes, with
+little regard for accuracy or thoroughness. Though his method was far
+from Socratic, it interested young Theodor and left an impression on
+him for life. His mother confined her efforts mainly to the
+cultivation of a good appearance and gentle manners, for, as one might
+perhaps expect of the daughter of a French silk merchant, she valued
+outward graces above inward culture, and she avowedly had little
+respect for the authority of scholars and books.
+
+After a while an arrangement was made whereby Theodor shared for two
+years the private lessons given by a Dr. Lau to the children of a
+neighbor, and "whatever backbone his knowledge possessed" he owed to
+this instruction. A similar arrangement was made with the private
+tutor who succeeded Dr. Lau. He had the children learn the most of
+Schiller's ballads by heart. Fontane always remained grateful for
+this, probably because it was as a writer of ballads that he first won
+recognition. If we look upon the ballad as a poetically heightened
+form of anecdote we discover an element of unity in his early
+education, and that will help us to understand why the technique of
+his novels shows such a marked influence of the ballad.
+
+"How were we children trained?" asks Fontane in _My Childhood Years_.
+"Not at all, and excellently," is his answer, referring to the lack of
+strict parental discipline in the home and to the quiet influence of
+his mother's example.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Berlin Photo Co, New York_
+THEODOR FONTANE HANNS FECHNER]
+
+Among the notable events of the five years Theodor spent in
+Swinemünde, were the liberation of Greece, the war between Russia and
+Turkey, the conquest of Algiers, the revolution in France, the
+separation of Belgium from Holland, and the Polish insurrection.
+Little wonder that the lad watched eagerly for the arrival of the
+newspapers and quickly devoured their contents.
+
+In Swinemünde the family again lived beyond their means. The father's
+extravagance and his passion for gambling showed no signs of
+abatement. The mother was very generous in the giving of presents, for
+she said that what money they had would be spent anyhow and it might
+as well go for some useful purpose. The city being a popular summer
+resort, they had a great many guests from Berlin during the season,
+and in the winter they frequently entertained Swinemünde friends.
+
+Theodor left home at the age of twelve to begin his preparation for
+life. The first year he spent at the gymnasium in Neu-Ruppin. The
+following year (1833) he was sent to an industrial school in Berlin.
+There he lived with his uncle August, whose character and financial
+management remind one of our poet's father. Theodor was irregular in
+his attendance at school and showed more interest in the newspapers
+and magazines than in his studies. At the age of sixteen he became the
+apprentice of a Berlin apothecary with the expectation of eventually
+succeeding his father in business. After serving his apprenticeship he
+was employed as assistant dispenser by apothecaries in Berlin, Burg,
+Leipzig, and Dresden. When he reached the age of thirty he became a
+full-fledged dispenser and was in a position to manage the business of
+his father, but the latter had long ago retired and moved to the
+village of Letschin. The Fontane home was later broken up by the
+mutual agreement of the parents to dissolve their unhappy union. The
+father went first to Eberswalde and then to Schiffmühle, where he died
+in 1867; the mother returned to Neu-Ruppin and died there in 1869.
+
+The beginning of Theodor's first published story appeared in the
+_Berliner Figaro_ a few days before he was twenty years of age. The
+same organ had previously contained some of his lyrics and ballads.
+The budding poet had belonged to a Lenau Club and the fondness he had
+there acquired for Lenau's poetry remained unchanged throughout his
+long life, which is more than can be said of many literary products
+that won his admiration in youth. He also joined a Platen Club, which
+afforded him less literary stimulus, but far more social pleasure.
+During his year in Leipzig he brought himself to the notice of
+literary circles by the publication, in the _Tageblatt_, of a
+satirical poem entitled _Shakespeare's Stocking_. As a result he was
+made a member of the Herwegh Club, where he met, among others, the
+celebrated Max Müller, who remained his life-long friend. After a year
+in Dresden Fontane returned to Leipzig, hoping to be able to support
+himself there by his writings. He made the venture too soon. When he
+ran short of funds he visited his parents for a while and then went to
+Berlin to serve his year in the army (1844). He was granted a furlough
+of two weeks for a trip to London at the expense of a friend. In
+Berlin he joined a Sunday Club, humorously called the "Tunnel over the
+Spree," at the meetings of which original literary productions were
+read and frankly criticised. During the middle of the nineteenth
+century almost all the poetic lights of Berlin were members of the
+"Tunnel." Heyse, Storm, and Dahn were on the roll, and Fontane came
+into touch with them; he and Storm remained friends in spite of the
+fact that Storm once called him "frivolous." Fontane later evened the
+score by classing Storm among the "sacred kiss monopolists." The most
+productive members of the Club during this period (1844-54) were
+Fontane, Scherenberg, Hesekiel, and Heinrich Smidt. Smidt, sometimes
+called the Marryat of Germany, was a prolific spinner of yarns, which
+were interesting, though of a low quality. He employed, however, many
+of the same motives that Fontane later put to better use. Hesekiel was
+a voluminous writer of light fiction. From him Fontane learned to
+discard high-sounding phrases and to cultivate the true-to-life tone
+of spoken speech. Scherenberg, enthusiastically heralded as the
+founder of a new epic style, confined himself largely to poetic
+descriptions of battles.
+
+When Fontane joined the "Tunnel" the particular _genre_ of poetry in
+vogue at the meetings was the ballad, due to Strachwitz's clever
+imitations of Scottish models. Fontane's lyrics were too much like
+Herwegh's to win applause, but his ballads were enthusiastically
+received. One, in celebration of Derfflinger, established his standing
+in the Club, and one in honor of Zieten brought him permanently into
+favor with a wider public; these poems were composed in 1846. Two
+years later he read two books that for a long time determined his
+literary trend--Percy's _Reliques of Ancient English Poetry_ and
+Scott's _Minstrelsy of the Scottish Border_. He began to write ballads
+on English subjects and one of them, _Archibald Douglas_, created a
+great sensation at the "Tunnel" meeting and has ever since maintained
+its place among the best German poems. Its popularity is partly due to
+the fact that it was so appropriately set to music by Carl Löwe. When
+Fontane returned to Berlin in 1852, after a summer's absence in
+England, he felt estranged from the "Tunnel" and ceased attending the
+meetings. Two noblemen members, von Lepel and von Merckel, who had
+become his friends, introduced him to the country nobility of the Mark
+of Brandenburg, which enabled him to make valuable additions to his
+portfolio of studies later drawn upon for his novels, among others,
+_Effi Briest_.
+
+In 1847 Fontane passed the apothecary's examination by a "hair's
+breadth" and soon found employment in Berlin. In the March Revolution
+(1848) he played a comical rôle, but was subsequently elected a
+delegate to the first convention to choose a representative. For a
+year and a quarter he taught two deaconesses pharmacy at an
+institution called "Bethany." When that employment came to an end he
+decided that the hoped-for time had finally arrived to give up the
+dispensing of medicines and earn his living by his pen. Some of his
+new ballads were accepted by the _Morgenblatt_, and a volume of
+verses, dedicated to his fiancée, found a publisher. When news arrived
+of the victory of Denmark over Schleswig-Holstein at Idstedt (1850) he
+set out for Kiel to enlist in the army. In Altona he received a letter
+offering him a position in the press department of the Prussian
+Ministry of the Interior. He accepted immediately and at the same time
+wrote to Emilie Kummer, to whom he had been engaged for five years,
+proposing that they should be married in October. She hastened to
+secure an apartment in Berlin and furnish it, and the wedding was
+celebrated on the sixteenth of October. Fontane thought he had entered
+the harbor of success, but he lost his ministerial position in six
+weeks and was again at sea. He had, however, a companion ready to
+share his trials and triumphs, and their union proved to be very
+happy.
+
+In the summer of 1852 he was sent by the Prussian Ministry to London
+to study English conditions and write reports for the government
+journals, _Preussische Zeitung_ and _Die Zeit_. In 1855 he was again
+sent to England, and this time his journalistic engagement lasted for
+four years. Accounts of his experiences are contained in _A Summer in
+London_ (1854) and _Beyond the Tweed_ (1860). From 1860 to 1870 he was
+on the staff of the _Kreuzzeitung_ and during this time served as a
+war correspondent in the campaigns of 1864, 1866, and 1870-71. While
+accompanying the army in France he was seized with a desire to visit
+the home of Joan of Arc at Domrémy, and was captured, taken for a spy,
+and imprisoned for a time on the island of Oléron in the Atlantic
+Ocean. An interesting account of his experiences is given in _Prisoner
+of War_ (1871). During his years in England he had taken advantage of
+the opportunity to visit Scotland and familiarize himself with its
+picturesque beauties and its wealth of historical and literary
+associations. In the midst of these travels the thought had occurred
+to him that his own Mark of Brandenburg had its beauties, too, and its
+wealth of associations. On returning to Berlin he began his long
+series of journeyings through his native province, making a thorough
+study of both country and people, particularly the Junkers, for which
+his trained powers of observation, combined with warm patriotism and
+true love of historical research, eminently fitted him. His published
+records of these travels, _Rambles through the Mark of Brandenburg_
+(1862-81) and _Five Castles_ (1889), won for him the title of the
+interpreter of the Mark. His right to this distinction was further
+established by the novels in which he later employed the fruits of
+these studies.
+
+Fontane is equally celebrated as an interpreter of Berlin, where he
+lived for over fifty years, being the one prominent German writer to
+identify himself with a great city. His two autobiographical works,
+_From Twenty to Thirty_ and _C.F. Scherenberg_, tell of his early
+experiences in the Prussian capital. From 1870 to 1889 he was dramatic
+critic for the _Vossische Zeitung_, for which he reviewed the
+performances at the Royal Theatre. In one of his last criticisms he
+hailed Hauptmann as a dramatist of promise. In 1876 he was elected
+secretary of the Berlin Academy of Arts, but served only a brief time.
+In 1891 the Emperor made him a present of three thousand marks for his
+services to German literature. In 1894 the University of Berlin
+bestowed upon him the honorary title of doctor of philosophy. He died
+on the twentieth day of September, 1898.
+
+Fontane's lyric poetry in the narrower sense is not of a high order;
+in fact almost none of his writings show the true lyric quality. There
+is also a striking lack of the dramatic element in his works, and he
+seems to have felt this limitation of his genius, for he studiously
+avoided the portrayal of scenes that might prove intensely dramatic.
+As a writer of ballads he excelled and ranks among the foremost of
+Germany. The British subjects he treated were impressed upon him
+during his travels in England and his study of English history. His
+German themes were taken largely from Prussian history, particularly
+the period of Frederick the Great. His permanent place in the history
+of German literature is due, however, not so much to his verse as to
+his prose writings. He is best known as a novelist, and in the field
+of the modern novel he is one of the most conspicuous figures.
+
+German novels of the older school were usually too long for a single
+volume. Fontane's first important work of fiction, _Before the Storm_,
+filled four volumes; but he had so much trouble in finding a publisher
+for it that he began to write one-volume novels, introducing a
+practice which has since become the common tradition. He employed in
+them a typical feature of the technique of the ballad, which leaps
+from one situation to another, leaving gaps to be filled by the fancy
+of the reader. He says himself, in _Before the Storm_: "I have always
+observed that the leaping action of the ballad is one of the chief
+characteristics and beauties of this branch of poetry. All that is
+necessary is that fancy be given the right kind of a stimulus. When
+that end is attained, one may boldly assert, the less told the
+better."
+
+At the beginning of Fontane's career the Berlin novelists were
+disciples of Scott, but the only one to survive was Alexis, who
+adapted Scott's method to the Mark of Brandenburg. Fontane imitated
+him in _Before the Storm_ (1878), which deals with conditions in the
+Mark before the wars of liberation. _Schach von Wuthenow_ (1883), a
+sort of prelude to _Before the Storm_, was far superior as a novel and
+helped to establish Fontane's supremacy among his contemporaries, for
+he had become the leader of the younger generation after the
+publication of two stories of crimes, _Grete Minde_ (1880) and
+_Ellernklipp_ (1881), and the creation of the modern Berlin novel, in
+_L'Adultera_ (1882). _L'Adultera_ unfolds the history of a marriage of
+reason between a young wife and a considerably older husband, a
+situation which Fontane later treated, with important variations and
+ever increasing skill, in _Count Petöfi_ (1884), _Cécile_ (1887), and
+_Effi Briest_ (1895). With his inexhaustible fund of observation to
+draw upon he could make the action of his novels a minor consideration
+and concentrate his rare psychological powers upon realistic
+conversations in which characters reveal themselves and incidentally
+acquaint us intimately with others. We see and hear what the world
+ordinarily sees and hears. A past master in the art of suggestion,
+which he acquired in his ballad period, Fontane omits many scenes that
+others would elaborate with minute detail, such as love scenes and
+passionate crises, and contents himself with bringing vividly before
+us his true-to-life figures in their historical and social
+environments. As a conservative Prussian he believed in the supremacy
+of the law and the punishment of transgression, and his works reflect
+this belief.
+
+_Trials and Tribulations_ (1887) and _Stine_ (1890) were the first
+German novels absolutely to avoid the introduction of exciting scenes
+merely for effect. These histories of mismated couples from different
+social strata are recounted with hearty simplicity, deep understanding
+of life, and frank recognition of human weakness, but without
+condemnation, tears, or pointing a moral. They made Fontane famous.
+_Frau Jenny Treibel_ (1892), an exquisitely humorous picture of the
+Berlin _bourgeoisie_, and _Effi Briest_ "the most profound miracle of
+Fontane's youthful art," added considerably to the fame of the
+gray-haired "modern," while _The Poggenpuhls_ (1896) and _Stechlin_
+(1898) won him further laurels at a time when most writers would long
+ago have been resting on those they had already achieved. If a line
+were drawn to represent graphically his productivity from his sixtieth
+year on, it would take the form of a gradually rising curve.
+
+His career as a novelist began so late in life that when he once
+discovered his particular field he cultivated it with persistent
+diligence and would not allow himself to be drawn away by enthusiasts
+into other fields. Strength of character was not, however, a new
+phenomenon in his life, for as long ago as the days when he was an
+active member of the "Tunnel" he had come in close contact with the
+Kugler coterie in Berlin, where the so-called Munich school
+originated, and yet he did not follow his friends in that eclectic
+movement. So when the naturalistic school of writers began to win
+enthusiastic support, even though he found himself in the main in
+sympathy with their announced creed, he did not join them in practice.
+He felt that what the literature of the Fatherland needed was
+"originality," and he sought to attain it in his own way, apart from
+storm and stress. As his mind matured through accumulated knowledge of
+the world, and his heart mellowed through years of experience and
+observation, he rose to a point of view above sentiment and prejudice,
+where the fogs of passion melt away and the light of kindly wisdom
+shines.
+
+[Illustration: FONTANE MONUMENT AT NEU RUPPIN.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_THEODOR FONTANE_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EFFI BRIEST (1895)
+
+
+TRANSLATED AND ABRIDGED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+In front of the old manor house occupied by the von Briest family
+since the days of Elector George William, the bright sunshine was
+pouring down upon the village road, at the quiet hour of noon. The
+wing of the mansion looking toward the garden and park cast its broad
+shadow over a white and green checkered tile walk and extended out
+over a large round bed, with a sundial in its centre and a border of
+Indian shot and rhubarb. Some twenty paces further, and parallel to
+the wing of the house, there ran a churchyard wall, entirely covered
+with a small-leaved ivy, except at the place where an opening had been
+made for a little white iron gate. Behind this arose the shingled
+tower of Hohen-Cremmen, whose weather vane glistened in the sunshine,
+having only recently been regilded. The front of the house, the wing,
+and the churchyard wall formed, so to speak, a horseshoe, inclosing a
+small ornamental garden, at the open side of which was seen a pond,
+with a small footbridge and a tied-up boat. Close by was a swing, with
+its crossboard hanging from two ropes at either end, and its frame
+posts beginning to lean to one side. Between the pond and the circular
+bed stood a clump of giant plane trees, half hiding the swing.
+
+The terrace in front of the manor house, with its tubbed aloe plants
+and a few garden chairs, was an agreeable place to sit on cloudy days,
+besides affording a variety of things to attract the attention. But,
+on days when the hot sun beat down there, the side of the house toward
+the garden was given a decided preference, especially by the mother
+and the daughter of the house. On this account they were today sitting
+on the tile walk in the shade, with their backs to the open windows,
+which were all overgrown with wild grape-vines, and by the side of a
+little projecting stairway, whose four stone steps led from the
+garden to the ground floor of the wing of the mansion. Both mother and
+daughter were busy at work, making an altar cloth out of separate
+squares, which they were piecing together. Skeins of woolen yarn of
+various colors, and an equal variety of silk thread lay in confusion
+upon a large round table, upon which were still standing the luncheon
+dessert plates and a majolica dish filled with fine large
+gooseberries.
+
+Swiftly and deftly the wool-threaded needles were drawn back and
+forth, and the mother seemed never to let her eyes wander from the
+work. But the daughter, who bore the Christian name of Effi, laid
+aside her needle from time to time and arose from her seat to practice
+a course of healthy home gymnastics, with every variety of bending and
+stretching. It was apparent that she took particular delight in these
+exercises, to which she gave a somewhat comical turn, and whenever she
+stood there thus engaged, slowly raising her arms and bringing the
+palms of her hands together high above her head, her mother would
+occasionally glance up from her needlework, though always but for a
+moment and that, too, furtively, because she did not wish to show how
+fascinating she considered her own child, although in this feeling of
+motherly pride she was fully justified. Effi wore a blue and white
+striped linen dress, a sort of smock-frock, which would have shown no
+waist line at all but for the bronze-colored leather belt which she
+drew up tight. Her neck was bare and a broad sailor collar fell over
+her shoulders and back. In everything she did there was a union of
+haughtiness and gracefulness, and her laughing brown eyes betrayed
+great natural cleverness and abundant enjoyment of life and goodness
+of heart. She was called the "little girl," which she had to suffer
+only because her beautiful slender mother was a full hand's breadth
+taller than she.
+
+Effi had just stood up again to perform her calisthenic exercises when
+her mother, who at the moment chanced to be looking up from her
+embroidery, called to her: "Effi, you really ought to have been an
+equestrienne, I'm thinking. Always on the trapeze, always a daughter
+of the air. I almost believe you would like something of the sort."
+
+"Perhaps, mama. But if it were so, whose fault would it be? From whom
+do I get it? Why, from no one but you. Or do you think, from papa?
+There, it makes you laugh yourself. And then, why do you always dress
+me in this rig, this boy's smock? Sometimes I fancy I shall be put
+back in short clothes yet. Once I have them on again I shall courtesy
+like a girl in her early teens, and when our friends in Rathenow come
+over I shall sit in Colonel Goetze's lap and ride a trot horse. Why
+not? He is three-fourths an uncle and only one-fourth a suitor. You
+are to blame. Why don't I have any party clothes? Why don't you make a
+lady of me?"
+
+"Should you like me to?"
+
+"No." With that she ran to her mother, embraced her effusively and
+kissed her.
+
+"Not so savagely, Effi, not so passionately. I am always disturbed
+when I see you thus."
+
+At this point three young girls stepped into the garden through the
+little iron gate in the churchyard wall and started along the gravel
+walk toward the round bed and the sundial. They all waved their
+umbrellas at Effi and then ran up to Mrs. von Briest and kissed her
+hand. She hurriedly asked a few questions and then invited the girls
+to stay and visit with them, or at least with Effi, for half an hour.
+"Besides, I have something else that I must do and young folks like
+best to be left to themselves. Fare ye well." With these words she
+went up the stone steps into the house.
+
+Two of the young girls, plump little creatures, whose freckles and
+good nature well matched their curly red hair, were daughters of
+Precentor Jahnke, who swore by the Hanseatic League, Scandinavia, and
+Fritz Reuter, and following the example of his favorite writer and
+fellow countryman, had named his twin daughters Bertha and Hertha, in
+imitation of Mining and Lining. The third young lady was Hulda
+Niemeyer, Pastor Niemeyer's only child. She was more ladylike than the
+other two, but, on the other hand, tedious and conceited, a lymphatic
+blonde, with slightly protruding dim eyes, which, nevertheless, seemed
+always to be seeking something, for which reason the Hussar Klitzing
+once said: "Doesn't she look as though she were every moment
+expecting the angel Gabriel?" Effi felt that the rather captious
+Klitzing was only too right in his criticism, yet she avoided making
+any distinction between the three girl friends. Nothing could have
+been farther from her mind at this moment. Resting her arms on the
+table, she exclaimed: "Oh, this tedious embroidery! Thank heaven, you
+are here."
+
+"But we have driven your mama away," said Hulda.
+
+"Oh no. She would have gone anyhow. She is expecting a visitor, an old
+friend of her girlhood days. I must tell you a story about him later,
+a love story with a real hero and a real heroine, and ending with
+resignation. It will make you open your eyes wide with amazement.
+Moreover, I saw mama's old friend over in Schwantikow. He is a
+district councillor, a fine figure, and very manly."
+
+"Manly? That's a most important consideration," said Hertha.
+
+"Certainly, it's the chief consideration. 'Women womanly, men manly,'
+is, you know, one of papa's favorite maxims. And now help me put the
+table in order, or there will be another scolding."
+
+It took but a moment to put the things in the basket and, when the
+girls sat down again, Hulda said: "Now, Effi, now we are ready, now
+for the love story with resignation. Or isn't it so bad?"
+
+"A story with resignation is never bad. But I can't begin till Hertha
+has taken some gooseberries; she keeps her eyes glued on them. Please
+take as many as you like, we can pick some more afterward. But be sure
+to throw the hulls far enough away, or, better still, lay them here on
+this newspaper supplement, then we can wrap them up in a bundle and
+dispose of everything at once. Mama can't bear to see hulls lying
+about everywhere. She always says that some one might slip on them and
+break a leg."
+
+"I don't believe it," said Hertha, applying herself closely to the
+berries.
+
+"Nor I either," replied Effi, confirming the opinion. "Just think of
+it, I fall at least two or three times every day and have never broken
+any bones yet. The right kind of leg doesn't break so easily;
+certainly mine doesn't, neither does yours, Hertha. What do you think,
+Hulda?"
+
+"One ought not to tempt fate. Pride will have a fall."
+
+"Always the governess. You are just a born old maid."
+
+"And yet I still have hopes of finding a husband, perhaps even before
+you do."
+
+"For aught I care. Do you think I shall wait for that? The idea!
+Furthermore one has already been picked out for me and perhaps I shall
+soon have him. Oh, I am not worrying about that. Not long ago little
+Ventivegni from over the way said to me: 'Miss Effi, what will you bet
+we shall not have a charivari and a wedding here this year yet?'"
+
+"And what did you say to that?"
+
+"Quite possible, I said, quite possible; Hulda is the oldest; she may
+be married any day. But he refused to listen to that and said: 'No, I
+mean at the home of another young lady who is just as decided a
+brunette as Miss Hulda is a blonde.' As he said this he looked at me
+quite seriously--But I am wandering and am forgetting the story."
+
+"Yes, you keep dropping it all the while; may be you don't want to
+tell it, after all?"
+
+"Oh, I want to, but I have interrupted the story a good many times,
+chiefly because it is a little bit strange, indeed, almost romantic."
+
+"Why, you said he was a district councillor."
+
+"Certainly, a district councillor, and his name is Geert von
+Innstetten, Baron von Innstetten."
+
+All three laughed.
+
+"Why do you laugh?" said Effi, nettled. "What does this mean?"
+
+"Ah, Effi, we don't mean to offend you, nor the Baron either.
+Innstetten did you say? And Geert? Why, there is nobody by that name
+about here. And then you know the names of noblemen are often a bit
+comical."
+
+"Yes, my dear, they are. But people do not belong to the nobility for
+nothing. They can endure such things, and the farther back their
+nobility goes, I mean in point of time, the better they are able to
+endure them. But you don't know anything about this and you must not
+take offense at me for saying so. We shall continue to be good friends
+just the same. So it is Geert von Innstetten and he is a Baron. He is
+just as old as mama, to the day."
+
+"And how old, pray, is your mama?"
+
+"Thirty-eight."
+
+"A fine age."
+
+"Indeed it is, especially when one still looks as well as mama. I
+consider her truly a beautiful woman, don't you, too? And how
+accomplished she is in everything, always so sure and at the same time
+so ladylike, and never unconventional, like papa. If I were a young
+lieutenant I should fall in love with mama."
+
+"Oh, Effi, how can you ever say such a thing?" said Hulda. "Why, that
+is contrary to the fourth commandment."
+
+"Nonsense. How can it be? I think it would please mama if she knew I
+said such a thing."
+
+"That may be," interrupted Hertha. "But are you ever going to tell the
+story?"
+
+"Yes, compose yourself and I'll begin. We were speaking of Baron von
+Innstetten. Before he had reached the age of twenty he was living over
+in Rathenow, but spent much of his time on the seignioral estates of
+this region, and liked best of all to visit in Schwantikow, at my
+grandfather Belling's. Of course, it was not on account of my
+grandfather that he was so often there, and when mama tells about it
+one can easily see on whose account it really was. I think it was
+mutual, too."
+
+"And what came of it?"
+
+"The thing that was bound to come and always does come. He was still
+much too young and when my papa appeared on the scene, who had already
+attained the title of baronial councillor and the proprietorship of
+Hohen-Cremmen, there was no need of further time for consideration.
+She accepted him and became Mrs. von Briest."
+
+"What did Innstetten do?" said Bertha, "what became of him? He didn't
+commit suicide, otherwise you could not be expecting him today."
+
+"No, he didn't commit suicide, but it was something of that nature."
+
+"Did he make an unsuccessful attempt?"
+
+"No, not that. But he didn't care to remain here in the neighborhood
+any longer, and he must have lost all taste for the soldier's career,
+generally speaking. Besides, it was an era of peace, you know. In
+short, he asked for his discharge and took up the study of the law, as
+papa would say, with a 'true beer zeal.' But when the war of seventy
+broke out he returned to the army, with the Perleberg troops, instead
+of his old regiment, and he now wears the cross. Naturally, for he is
+a smart fellow. Right after the war he returned to his documents, and
+it is said that Bismarck thinks very highly of him, and so does the
+Emperor. Thus it came about that he was made district councillor in
+the district of Kessin."
+
+"What is Kessin? I don't know of any Kessin here."
+
+"No, it is not situated here in our region; it is a long distance away
+from here, in Pomerania, in Farther Pomerania, in fact, which
+signifies nothing, however, for it is a watering place (every place
+about there is a summer resort), and the vacation journey that Baron
+Innstetten is now enjoying is in reality a tour of his cousins, or
+something of the sort. He wishes to visit his old friends and
+relatives here."
+
+"Has he relatives here?"
+
+"Yes and no, depending on how you look at it. There are no
+Innstettens here, there are none anywhere any more, I believe. But he
+has here distant cousins on his mother's side, and he doubtless wished
+above all to see Schwantikow once more and the Belling house, to which
+he was attached by so many memories. So he was over there the day
+before yesterday and today he plans to be here in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"And what does your father say about it?"
+
+"Nothing at all. It is not his way. Besides, he knows mama, you see.
+He only teases her."
+
+At this moment the clock struck twelve and before it had ceased
+striking, Wilke, the old factotum of the Briest family, came on the
+scene to give a message to Miss Effi: "Your Ladyship's mother sends
+the request that your Ladyship make her toilet in good season; the
+Baron will presumably drive up immediately after one o'clock." While
+Wilke was still delivering this message he began to put the ladies'
+work-table in order and reached first for the sheet of newspaper, on
+which the gooseberry hulls lay.
+
+"No, Wilke, don't bother with that. It is our affair to dispose of the
+hulls--Hertha, you must now wrap up the bundle and put a stone in it,
+so that it will sink better. Then we will march out in a long funeral
+procession and bury the bundle at sea."
+
+Wilke smiled with satisfaction. "Oh, Miss Effi, she's a trump," was
+about what he was thinking. But Effi laid the paper bundle in the
+centre of the quickly gathered up tablecloth and said: "Now let all
+four of us take hold, each by a corner, and sing something sorrowful."
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is easy enough to say, but what, pray, shall we
+sing?"
+
+"Just anything. It is quite immaterial, only it must have a rime in
+'oo;' 'oo' is always a sad vowel. Let us sing, say:
+
+
+ 'Flood, flood,
+ Make it all good.'"
+
+
+While Effi was solemnly intoning this litany, all four marched out
+upon the landing pier, stepped into the boat tied there, and from the
+further end of it slowly lowered into the pond the pebble-weighted
+paper bundle.
+
+"Hertha, now your guilt is sunk out of sight," said Effi, "in which
+connection it occurs to me, by the way, that in former times poor
+unfortunate women are said to have been thrown overboard thus from a
+boat, of course for unfaithfulness."
+
+"But not here, certainly."
+
+"No, not here," laughed Effi, "such things do not take place here. But
+they do in Constantinople and it just occurs to me that you must know
+about it, for you were present in the geography class when the teacher
+told about it."
+
+"Yes," said Hulda, "he was always telling us about such things. But
+one naturally forgets them in the course of time."
+
+"Not I, I remember things like that."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+The conversation ran on thus for some time, the girls recalling with
+mingled disgust and delight the school lessons they had had in common,
+and a great many of the teacher's uncalled-for remarks. Suddenly
+Hulda said: "But you must make haste, Effi; why, you look--why, what
+shall I say--why, you look as though you had just come from a cherry
+picking, all rumpled and crumpled. Linen always gets so badly creased,
+and that large white turned down collar--oh, yes, I have it now; you
+look like a cabin boy."
+
+"Midshipman, if you please. I must derive some advantage from my
+nobility. But midshipman or cabin boy, only recently papa again
+promised me a mast, here close by the swing, with yards and a rope
+ladder. Most assuredly I should like one and I should not allow
+anybody to interfere with my fastening the pennant at the top. And
+you, Hulda, would climb up then on the other side and high in the air
+we would shout: 'Hurrah!' and give each other a kiss. By Jingo, that
+would be a sweet one."
+
+"'By Jingo.' Now just listen to that. You really talk like a
+midshipman. However, I shall take care not to climb up after you, I am
+not such a dare-devil. Jahnke is quite right when he says, as he
+always does, that you have too much Billing in you, from your mother.
+I am only a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Ah, go along. Still waters run deep--But come, let us swing, two on a
+side; I don't believe it will break. Or if you don't care to, for you
+are drawing long faces again, then we will play hide-and-seek. I still
+have a quarter of an hour. I don't want to go in, yet, and anyhow it
+is merely to say: 'How do you do?' to a district councillor, and a
+district councillor from Further Pomerania to boot. He is elderly,
+too. Why he might almost be my father; and if he actually lives in a
+seaport, for, you know, that is what Kessin is said to be, I really
+ought to make the best impression upon him in this sailor costume, and
+he ought almost to consider it a delicate attention. When princes
+receive anybody, I know from what papa has told me, they always put on
+the uniform of the country of their guest. So don't worry--Quick,
+quick, I am going to hide and here by the bench is the base."
+
+Hulda was about to fix a few boundaries, but Effi had already run up
+the first gravel walk, turning to the left, then to the right, and
+suddenly vanishing from sight. "Effi, that does not count; where are
+you? We are not playing run away; we are playing hide-and-seek." With
+these and similar reproaches the girls ran to search for her, far
+beyond the circular bed and the two plane trees standing by the side
+of the path. She first let them get much farther than she was from the
+base and then, rushing suddenly from her hiding place, reached the
+bench, without any special exertion, before there was time to say:
+"one, two, three."
+
+"Where were you?"
+
+"Behind the rhubarb plants; they have such large leaves, larger even
+than a fig leaf."
+
+"Shame on you."
+
+"No, shame on you, because you didn't catch me. Hulda, with her big
+eyes, again failed to see anything. She is always slow." Hereupon Effi
+again flew away across the circle toward the pond, probably because
+she planned to hide at first behind a dense-growing hazelnut hedge
+over there, and then from that point to take a long roundabout way
+past the churchyard and the front house and thence back to the wing
+and the base. Everything was well calculated, but before she was half
+way round the pond she heard some one at the house calling her name
+and, as she turned around, saw her mother waving a handkerchief from
+the stone steps. In a moment Effi was standing by her.
+
+"Now you see that I knew what I was talking about. You still have that
+smock-frock on and the caller has arrived. You are never on time."
+
+"I shall be on time, easily, but the caller has not kept his
+appointment. It is not yet one o'clock, not by a good deal," she said,
+and turning to the twins, who had been lagging behind, called to them:
+"Just go on playing; I shall be back right away."
+
+The next moment Effi and her mama entered the spacious drawing-room,
+which occupied almost the whole ground floor of the side wing.
+
+"Mama, you daren't scold me. It is really only half past. Why does he
+come so early? Cavaliers never arrive too late, much less too early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was evidently embarrassed. But Effi cuddled up to her
+fondly and said: "Forgive me, I will hurry now. You know I can be
+quick, too, and in five minutes Cinderella will be transformed into a
+princess. Meanwhile he can wait or chat with papa."
+
+Bowing to her mother, she was about to trip lightly up the little iron
+stairway leading from the drawing-room to the story above. But Mrs.
+von Briest, who could be unconventional on occasion, if she took a
+notion to, suddenly held Effi back, cast a glance at the charming
+young creature, still all in a heat from the excitement of the game, a
+perfect picture of youthful freshness, and said in an almost
+confidential tone: "After all, the best thing for you to do is to
+remain as you are. Yes, don't change. You look very well indeed. And
+even if you didn't, you look so unprepared, you show absolutely no
+signs of being dressed for the occasion, and that is the most
+important consideration at this moment. For I must tell you, my sweet
+Effi--" and she clasped her daughter's hands--"for I must tell you--"
+
+"Why, mama, what in the world is the matter with you? You frighten me
+terribly."
+
+"I must tell you, Effi, that Baron Innstetten has just asked me for
+your hand."
+
+"Asked for my hand? In earnest?"
+
+"That is not a matter to make a jest of. You saw him the day before
+yesterday and I think you liked him. To be sure, he is older than you,
+which, all things considered, is a fortunate circumstance. Besides, he
+is a man of character, position, and good breeding, and if you do not
+say 'no,' which I could hardly expect of my shrewd Effi, you will be
+standing at the age of twenty where others stand at forty. You will
+surpass your mama by far."
+
+Effi remained silent, seeking a suitable answer. Before she could find
+one she heard her father's voice in the adjoining room. The next
+moment Councillor von Briest, a well preserved man in the fifties, and
+of pronounced _bonhomie_, entered the drawing-room, and with him Baron
+Innstetten, a man of slender figure, dark complexion, and military
+bearing.
+
+When Effi caught sight of him she fell into a nervous tremble, but
+only for an instant, as almost at the very moment when he was
+approaching her with a friendly bow there appeared at one of the wide
+open vine-covered windows the sandy heads of the Jahnke twins, and
+Hertha, the more hoidenish, called into the room: "Come, Effi." Then
+she ducked from sight and the two sprang from the back of the bench,
+upon which they had been standing, down into the garden and nothing
+more was heard from them except their giggling and laughing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+Later in the day Baron Innstetten was betrothed to Effi von Briest. At
+the dinner which followed, her jovial father found it no easy matter
+to adjust himself to the solemn rôle that had fallen to him. He
+proposed a toast to the health of the young couple, which was not
+without its touching effect upon Mrs. von Briest, for she obviously
+recalled the experiences of scarcely eighteen years ago. However, the
+feeling did not last long. What it had been impossible for her to be,
+her daughter now was, in her stead. All things considered, it was just
+as well, perhaps even better. For one could live with von Briest, in
+spite of the fact that he was a bit prosaic and now and then showed a
+slight streak of frivolity. Toward the end of the meal--the ice was
+being served--the elderly baronial councillor once more arose to his
+feet to propose in a second speech that from now on they should all
+address each other by the familiar pronoun "Du." Thereupon he embraced
+Innstetten and gave him a kiss on the left cheek. But this was not the
+end of the matter for him. On the contrary, he went on to recommend,
+in addition to the "Du," a set of more intimate names and titles for
+use in the home, seeking to establish a sort of basis for hearty
+intercourse, at the same time preserving certain well-earned, and
+hence justified, distinctions. For his wife he suggested, as the best
+solution of the problem, the continuation of "Mama," for there are
+young mamas, as well as old; whereas for himself, he was willing to
+forego the honorable title of "Papa," and could not help feeling a
+decided preference for the simple name of Briest, if for no other
+reason, because it was so beautifully short. "And then as for the
+children," he said--at which word he had to give himself a jerk as he
+exchanged gazes with Innstetten, who was only about a dozen years his
+junior--"well, let Effi just remain Effi, and Geert, Geert. Geert, if
+I am not mistaken, signifies a tall and slender trunk, and so Effi may
+be the ivy destined to twine about it." At these words the betrothed
+couple looked at each other somewhat embarrassed, Effi's face showing
+at the same time an expression of childlike mirth, but Mrs. von Briest
+said: "Say what you like, Briest, and formulate your toasts to suit
+your own taste, but if you will allow me one request, avoid poetic
+imagery; it is beyond your sphere." These silencing words were
+received by von Briest with more assent than dissent. "It is possible
+that you are right, Luise."
+
+Immediately after rising from the table, Effi took leave to pay a
+visit over at the pastor's. On the way she said to herself: "I think
+Hulda will be vexed. I have got ahead of her after all. She always was
+too vain and conceited."
+
+But Effi was not quite right in all that she expected. Hulda behaved
+very well, preserving her composure absolutely and leaving the
+indication of anger and vexation to her mother, the pastor's wife,
+who, indeed, made some very strange remarks. "Yes, yes, that's the
+way it goes. Of course. Since it couldn't be the mother, it has to be
+the daughter. That's nothing new. Old families always hold together,
+and where there is a beginning there will be an increase." The elder
+Niemeyer, painfully embarrassed by these and similar pointed remarks,
+which showed a lack of culture and refinement, lamented once more the
+fact that he had married a mere housekeeper.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+A SUNDAY IN THE GARDEN OF THE TUILERIES ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+After visiting the pastor's family Effi naturally went next to the
+home of the precentor Jahnke. The twins had been watching for her and
+received her in the front yard.
+
+"Well, Effi," said Hertha, as all three walked up and down between the
+two rows of amaranths, "well, Effi, how do you really feel?"
+
+"How do I feel? O, quite well. We already say 'Du' to each other and
+call each other by our first names. His name is Geert, but it just
+occurs to me that I have already told you that."
+
+"Yes, you have. But in spite of myself I feel so uneasy about it. Is
+he really the right man?"
+
+"Certainly he is the right man. You don't know anything about such
+matters, Hertha. Any man is the right one. Of course he must be a
+nobleman, have a position, and be handsome."
+
+"Goodness, Effi, how you do talk! You used to talk quite differently."
+
+"Yes, I used to."
+
+"And are you quite happy already?"
+
+"When one has been two hours betrothed, one is always quite happy. At
+least, that is my idea about it."
+
+"And don't you feel at all--oh, what shall I say?--a bit awkward?"
+
+"Yes, I do feel a bit awkward, but not very. And I fancy I shall get
+over it."
+
+After these visits at the parsonage and the home of the precentor,
+which together had not consumed half an hour, Effi returned to the
+garden veranda, where coffee was about to be served. Father-in-law and
+son-in-law were walking up and down along the gravel path by the plane
+trees. Von Briest was talking about the difficulties of a district
+councillor's position, saying that he had been offered one at various
+times, but had always declined. "The ability to have my own way in all
+matters has always been the thing that was most to my liking, at least
+more--I beg your pardon, Innstetten--than always having to look up to
+some one else. For in the latter case one is always obliged to bear in
+mind and pay heed to exalted and most exalted superiors. That is no
+life for me. Here I live along in such liberty and rejoice at every
+green leaf and the wild grape-vine that grows over those windows
+yonder."
+
+He spoke further in this vein, indulging in all sorts of
+anti-bureaucratic remarks, and excusing himself from time to time with
+a blunt "I beg your pardon, Innstetten," which he interjected in a
+variety of ways. The Baron mechanically nodded assent, but in reality
+paid little attention to what was said. He turned his gaze again and
+again, as though spellbound, to the wild grape-vine twining about the
+window, of which Briest had just spoken, and as his thoughts were thus
+engaged, it seemed to him as though he saw again the girls' sandy
+heads among the vines and heard the saucy call, "Come, Effi."
+
+He did not believe in omens and the like; on the contrary, he was far
+from entertaining superstitious ideas. Nevertheless he could not rid
+his mind of the two words, and while Briest's peroration rambled on
+and on he had the constant feeling that the little incident was
+something more than mere chance.
+
+Innstetten, who had taken only a short vacation, departed the
+following morning, after promising to write every day. "Yes, you must
+do that," Effi had said, and these words came from her heart. She had
+for years known nothing more delightful than, for example, to receive
+a large number of birthday letters. Everybody had to write her a
+letter for that day. Such expressions as "Gertrude and Clara join me
+in sending you heartiest congratulations," were tabooed. Gertrude and
+Clara, if they wished to be considered friends, had to see to it that
+they sent individual letters with separate postage stamps, and, if
+possible, foreign ones, from Switzerland or Carlsbad, for her birthday
+came in the traveling season.
+
+Innstetten actually wrote every day, as he had promised. The thing
+that made the receipt of his letters particularly pleasurable was the
+circumstance that he expected in return only one very short letter
+every week. This he received regularly and it was always full of
+charming trifles, which never failed to delight him. Mrs. von Briest
+undertook to carry on the correspondence with her future son-in-law
+whenever there was any serious matter to be discussed, as, for
+example, the settling of the details of the wedding, and questions of
+the dowry and the furnishing of the new home. Innstetten was now
+nearly three years in office, and his house in Kessin, while not
+splendidly furnished, was nevertheless very well suited to his
+station, and it seemed advisable to gain from correspondence with him
+some idea of what he already had, in order not to buy anything
+superfluous. When Mrs. von Briest was finally well enough informed
+concerning all these details it was decided that the mother and
+daughter should go to Berlin, in order, as Briest expressed himself,
+to buy up the trousseau for Princess Effi.
+
+Effi looked forward to the sojourn in Berlin with great pleasure, the
+more so because her father had consented that they should take
+lodgings in the Hotel du Nord. "Whatever it costs can be deducted from
+the dowry, you know, for Innstetten already has everything." Mrs. von
+Briest forbade such "mesquineries" in the future, once for all, but
+Effi, on the other hand, joyously assented to her father's plan,
+without so much as stopping to think whether he had meant it as a jest
+or in earnest, for her thoughts were occupied far, far more with the
+impression she and her mother should make by their appearance at the
+table d'hôte, than with Spinn and Mencke, Goschenhofer, and other such
+firms, whose names had been provisionally entered in her memorandum
+book. And her demeanor was entirely in keeping with these frivolous
+fancies, when the great Berlin week had actually come.
+
+Cousin von Briest of the Alexander regiment, an uncommonly jolly young
+lieutenant, who took the _Fliegende Blatter_ and kept a record of the
+best jokes, placed himself at the disposal of the ladies for every
+hour he should be off duty, and so they would sit with him at the
+corner window of Kranzler's, or perhaps in the Café Bauer, when
+permissible, or would drive out in the afternoon to the Zoological
+Garden, to see the giraffes, of which Cousin von Briest, whose name,
+by the way, was Dagobert, was fond of saying: "They look like old
+maids of noble birth." Every day passed according to program, and on
+the third or fourth day they went, as directed, to the National
+Gallery, because Dagobert wished to show his cousin the "Isle of the
+Blessed." "To be sure, Cousin Effi is on the point of marrying, and
+yet it may perhaps be well to have made the acquaintance of the 'Isle
+of the Blessed' beforehand." His aunt gave him a slap with her fan,
+but accompanied the blow with such a gracious look that he saw no
+occasion to change the tone.
+
+These were heavenly days for all three, no less for Cousin Dagobert
+than for the ladies, for he was a past master in the art of escorting
+and always knew how quickly to compromise little differences. Of the
+differences of opinion to be expected between mother and daughter
+there was never any lack during the whole time, but fortunately they
+never came out in connection with the purchases to be made. Whether
+they bought a half dozen or three dozen of a particular thing, Effi
+was uniformly satisfied, and when they talked, on the way home, about
+the prices of the articles bought, she regularly confounded the
+figures. Mrs. von Briest, ordinarily so critical, even toward her own
+beloved child, not only took this apparent lack of interest lightly,
+she even recognized in it an advantage. "All these things," said she
+to herself, "do not mean much to Effi. Effi is unpretentious; she
+lives in her own ideas and dreams, and when one of the Hohenzollern
+princesses drives by and bows a friendly greeting from her carriage
+that means more to Effi than a whole chest full of linen."
+
+That was all correct enough, and yet only half the truth. Effi cared
+but little for the possession of more or less commonplace things, but
+when she walked up and down Unter den Linden with her mother, and,
+after inspecting the most beautiful show-windows, went into Demuth's
+to buy a number of things for the honeymoon tour of Italy, her true,
+character showed itself. Only the most elegant articles found favor in
+her sight, and, if she could not have the best, she forewent the
+second-best, because this second meant nothing to her. Beyond
+question, she was able to forego,--in that her mother was right,--and
+in this ability to forego there was a certain amount of
+unpretentiousness. But when, by way of exception, it became a question
+of really possessing a thing, it always had to be something out of the
+ordinary. In this regard she was pretentious.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+Cousin Dagobert was at the station when the ladies took the train for
+Hohen-Cremmen. The Berlin sojourn had been a succession of happy days,
+chiefly because there had been no suffering from disagreeable and, one
+might almost say, inferior relatives. Immediately after their arrival
+Effi had said: "This time we must remain incognito, so far as Aunt
+Therese is concerned. It will not do for her to come to see us here in
+the hotel. Either Hotel du Nord or Aunt Therese; the two would not go
+together at all." The mother had finally agreed to this, had, in fact,
+sealed the agreement with a kiss on her daughter's forehead.
+
+With Cousin Dagobert, of course, it was an entirely different matter.
+Not only did he have the social grace of the Guards, but also, what is
+more, the peculiarly good humor now almost a tradition with the
+officers of the Alexander regiment, and this enabled him from the
+outset to draw out both the mother and the daughter and keep them in
+good spirits to the end of their stay. "Dagobert," said Effi at the
+moment of parting, "remember that you are to come to my nuptial-eve
+celebration; that you are to bring a cortège goes without saying. But
+don't you bring any porter or mousetrap seller. For after the
+theatrical performances there will be a ball, and you must take into
+consideration that my first grand ball will probably be also my last.
+Fewer than six companions--superb dancers, that goes without
+saying--will not be approved. And you can return by the early morning
+train." Her cousin promised everything she asked and so they bade each
+other farewell.
+
+Toward noon the two women arrived at their Havelland station in the
+middle of the marsh and after a drive of half an hour were at
+Hohen-Cremmen. Von Briest was very happy to have his wife and daughter
+at home again, and asked questions upon questions, but in most cases
+did not wait for the answers. Instead of that he launched out into a
+long account of what he had experienced in the meantime. "A while ago
+you were telling me about the National Gallery and the 'Isle of the
+Blessed.' Well, while you were away, there was something going on
+here, too. It was our overseer Pink and the gardener's wife. Of
+course, I had to dismiss Pink, but it went against the grain to do it.
+It is very unfortunate that such affairs almost always occur in the
+harvest season. And Pink was otherwise an uncommonly efficient man,
+though here, I regret to say, in the wrong place. But enough of that;
+Wilke is showing signs of restlessness too."
+
+At dinner von Briest listened better. The friendly intercourse with
+Cousin Dagobert, of whom he heard a good deal, met with his approval,
+less so the conduct toward Aunt Therese. But one could see plainly
+that, at the same time that he was declaring his disapproval, he was
+rejoicing; for a little mischievous trick just suited his taste, and
+Aunt Therese was unquestionably a ridiculous figure. He raised his
+glass and invited his wife and daughter to join him in a toast. After
+dinner, when some of the handsomest purchases were unpacked and laid
+before him for his judgment, he betrayed a great deal of interest,
+which still remained alive, or, at least did not die out entirely,
+even after he had glanced over the bills. "A little bit dear, or let
+us say, rather, very dear; however, it makes no difference. Everything
+has so much style about it, I might almost say, so much inspiration,
+that I feel in my bones, if you give me a trunk like that and a
+traveling rug like this for Christmas, I shall be ready to take our
+wedding journey after a delay of eighteen years, and we, too, shall be
+in Rome for Easter. What do you think, Luise? Shall we make up what we
+are behind? Better late than never."
+
+Mrs. von Briest made a motion with her hand, as if to say:
+"Incorrigible," and then left him to his own humiliation, which,
+however, was not very deep.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The end of August had come, the wedding day (October the 3d) was
+drawing nearer, and in the manor house, as well as at the parsonage
+and the schoolhouse, all hands were incessantly occupied with the
+preparations for the pre-nuptial eve. Jahnke, faithful to his passion
+for Fritz Reuter, had fancied it would be particularly "ingenious" to
+have Bertha and Hertha appear as Lining and Mining, speaking Low
+German, of course, whereas Hulda was to present the elder-tree scene
+of _Käthchen von Heilbronn_, with Lieutenant Engelbrecht of the
+Hussars as Wetter vom Strahl. Niemeyer, who by rights was the father
+of the idea, had felt no hesitation to compose additional lines
+containing a modest application to Innstetten and Effi. He himself was
+satisfied with his effort and at the end of the first rehearsal heard
+only very favorable criticisms of it, with one exception, to be sure,
+viz., that of his patron lord, and old friend, Briest, who, when he
+had heard the admixture of Kleist and Niemeyer, protested vigorously,
+though not on literary grounds. "High Lord, and over and over, High
+Lord--what does that mean? That is misleading and it distorts the
+whole situation. Innstetten is unquestionably a fine specimen of the
+race, a man of character and energy, but, when it comes to that, the
+Briests are not of base parentage either. We are indisputably a
+historic family--let me add: 'Thank God'--and the Innstettens are not.
+The Innstettens are merely old, belong to the oldest nobility, if you
+like; but what does oldest nobility mean? I will not permit that a von
+Briest, or even a figure in the wedding-eve performance, whom
+everybody must recognize as the counterpart of our Effi--I will not
+permit, I say, that a Briest either in person or through a
+representative speak incessantly of 'High Lord.' Certainly not, unless
+Innstetten were at least a disguised Hohenzollern; there are some, you
+know. But he is not one and hence I can only repeat that it distorts
+the whole situation."
+
+For a long time von Briest really held fast to this view with
+remarkable tenacity. But after the second rehearsal, at which Käthchen
+was half in costume, wearing a tight-fitting velvet bodice, he was so
+carried away as to remark: "Käthchen lies there beautifully," which
+turn was pretty much the equivalent of a surrender, or at least
+prepared the way for one. That all these things were kept secret from
+Effi goes without saying. With more curiosity on her part, however, it
+would have been wholly impossible. But she had so little desire to
+find out about the preparations made and the surprises planned that
+she declared to her mother with all emphasis: "I can wait and see,"
+and, when Mrs. von Briest still doubted her, Effi closed the
+conversation with repeated assurances that it was really true and her
+mother might just as well believe it. And why not? It was all just a
+theatrical performance, and prettier and more poetical than
+_Cinderella_, which she had seen on the last evening in Berlin--no, on
+second thought, it couldn't be prettier and more poetical. In this
+play she herself would have been glad to take a part, even if only for
+the purpose of making a chalk mark on the back of the ridiculous
+boarding-school teacher. "And how charming in the last act is
+'Cinderella's awakening as a princess,' or at least as a countess!
+Really, it was just like a fairy tale." She often spoke in this way,
+was for the most part more exuberant than before, and was vexed only
+at the constant whisperings and mysterious conduct of her girl
+friends. "I wish they felt less important and paid more attention to
+me. When the time comes they will only forget their lines and I shall
+have to be in suspense on their account and be ashamed that they are
+my friends."
+
+Thus ran Effi's scoffing remarks and there was no mistaking the fact
+that she was not troubling herself any too much about the pre-nuptial
+exercises and the wedding day. Mrs. von Briest had her own ideas on
+the subject, but did not permit herself to worry about it, as Effi's
+mind was, to a considerable extent, occupied with the future, which
+after all was a good sign. Furthermore Effi, by virtue of her wealth
+of imagination, often launched out into descriptions of her future
+life in Kessin for a quarter of an hour at a time,--descriptions
+which, incidentally, and much to the amusement of her mother, revealed
+a remarkable conception of Further Pomerania, or, perhaps it would be
+more correct to say, they embodied this conception, with clever
+calculation and definite purpose. For Effi delighted to think of
+Kessin as a half-Siberian locality, where the ice and snow never fully
+melted.
+
+"Today Goschenhofer has sent the last thing," said Mrs. von Briest,
+sitting, as was her custom, out in front of the wing of the mansion
+with Effi at the work-table, upon which the supplies of linen and
+underclothing kept increasing, whereas the newspapers, which merely
+took up space, were constantly decreasing. "I hope you have everything
+now, Effi. But if you still cherish little wishes you must speak them
+out, if possible, this very hour. Papa has sold the rape crop at a
+good price and is in an unusually good humor."
+
+"Unusually? He is always in a good humor."
+
+"In an unusually good humor," repeated the mother. "And it must be
+taken advantage of. So speak. Several times during our stay in Berlin
+I had the feeling that you had a very special desire for something or
+other more."
+
+"Well, dear mama, what can I say? As a matter of fact I have
+everything that one needs, I mean that one needs _here_. But as it is
+once for all decided that I am to go so far north--let me say in
+passing that I have no objections; on the contrary I look forward with
+pleasure to it, to the northern lights and the brighter splendor of
+the stars--as this has been definitely decided, I should like to have
+a set of furs."
+
+"Why, Effi, child, that is empty folly. You are not going to St.
+Petersburg or Archangel."
+
+"No, but I am a part of the way."
+
+"Certainly, child, you are a part of the way; but what does that mean?
+If you go from here to Nauen you are, by the same train of reasoning,
+a part of the way to Russia. However, if you want some furs you shall
+have them. But let me tell you beforehand, I advise you not to buy
+them. Furs are proper for elderly people; even your old mother is
+still too young for them, and if you, in your seventeenth year, come
+out in mink or marten the people of Kessin will consider it a
+masquerade."
+
+It was on the second of September that these words were spoken, and
+the conversation would doubtless have been continued, if it had not
+happened to be the anniversary of the battle of Sedan. But because of
+the day they were interrupted by the sound of drum and fife, and Effi,
+who had heard before of the proposed parade, but had meanwhile
+forgotten about it, rushed suddenly away from the work-table, past the
+circular plot and the pond, in the direction of a balcony built on the
+churchyard wall, to which one could climb by six steps not much
+broader than the rungs of a ladder. In an instant she was at the top
+and, surely enough, there came all the school children marching along,
+Jahnke strutting majestically beside the right flank, while a little
+drum major marched at the head of the procession, several paces in
+advance, with an expression on his countenance as though it were
+incumbent upon him to fight the battle of Sedan all over again. Effi
+waved her handkerchief and he promptly returned the greeting by a
+salute with his shining baton.
+
+A week later mother and daughter were again sitting in the same
+place, busy, as before, with their work. It was an exceptionally
+beautiful day; the heliotrope growing in a neat bed around the sundial
+was still in bloom, and the soft breeze that was stirring bore its
+fragrance over to them.
+
+"Oh, how well I feel," said Effi, "so well and so happy! I can't think
+of heaven as more beautiful. And, after all, who knows whether they
+have such wonderful heliotrope in heaven?"
+
+"Why, Effi, you must not talk like that. You get that from your
+father, to whom nothing is sacred. Not long ago he even said:
+'Niemeyer looks like Lot.' Unheard of. And what in the world can he
+mean by it? In the first place he doesn't know how Lot looked, and
+secondly it shows an absolute lack of consideration for Hulda.
+Luckily, Niemeyer has only the one daughter, and for this reason the
+comparison really falls to the ground. In one regard, to be sure, he
+was only too right, viz., in each and every thing that he said about
+'Lot's wife,' our good pastor's better half, who again this year, as
+was to be expected, simply ruined our Sedan celebration by her folly
+and presumption. By the by it just occurs to me that we were
+interrupted in our conversation when Jahnke came by with the school.
+At least I cannot imagine that the furs, of which you were speaking at
+that time, should have been your only wish. So let me know, darling,
+what further things you have set your heart upon."
+
+"None, mama."
+
+"Truly, none?"
+
+"No, none, truly; perfectly in earnest. But, on second thought, if
+there were anything--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"It would be a Japanese bed screen, black, with gold birds on it, all
+with long crane bills. And then perhaps, besides, a hanging lamp for
+our bedroom, with a red shade."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent.
+
+"Now you see, mama, you are silent and look as though I had said
+something especially improper."
+
+"No, Effi, nothing improper. Certainly not in the presence of your
+mother, for I know you so well. You are a fantastic little person,
+you like nothing better than to paint fanciful pictures of the future,
+and the richer their coloring the more beautiful and desirable they
+appear to you. I saw that when we were buying the traveling articles.
+And now you fancy it would be altogether adorable to have a bed screen
+with a variety of fabulous beasts on it, all in the dim light of a red
+hanging lamp. It appeals to you as a fairy tale and you would like to
+be a princess."
+
+Effi took her mother's hand and kissed it. "Yes, mama, that is my
+nature."
+
+"Yes, that is your nature. I know it only too well. But, my dear Effi,
+we must be circumspect in life, and we women especially. Now when you
+go to Kessin, a small place, where hardly a streetlamp is lit at
+night, the people will laugh at such things. And if they would only
+stop with laughing! Those who are ill-disposed toward you--and there
+are always some--will speak of your bad bringing-up, and many will
+doubtless say even worse things."
+
+"Nothing Japanese, then, and no hanging lamp either. But I confess I
+had thought it would be so beautiful and poetical to see everything in
+a dim red light."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was moved. She got up and kissed Effi. "You are a
+child. Beautiful and poetical. Nothing but fancies. The reality is
+different, and often it is well that there should be dark instead of
+light and shimmer."
+
+Effi seemed on the point of answering, but at this moment Wilke came
+and brought some letters. One was from Kessin, from Innstetten. "Ah,
+from Geert," said Effi, and putting the letter in her pocket, she
+continued in a calm tone: "But you surely will allow me to set the
+grand piano across one corner of the room. I care more for that than
+for the open fireplace that Geert has promised me. And then I am going
+to put your portrait on an easel. I can't be entirely without you. Oh,
+how I shall be homesick to see you, perhaps even on the wedding tour,
+and most certainly in Kessin. Why, they say the place has no garrison,
+not even a staff surgeon, and how fortunate it is that it is at least
+a watering place. Cousin von Briest, upon whom I shall rely as my
+chief support, always goes with his mother and sister to Warnemunde.
+Now I really do not see why he should not, for a change, some day
+direct our dear relatives toward Kessin. Besides, 'direct' seems to
+suggest a position on the staff, to which, I believe, he aspires. And
+then, of course, he will come along and live at our house. Moreover
+Kessin, as somebody just recently told me, has a rather large steamer,
+which runs over to Sweden twice a week. And on the ship there is
+dancing (of course they have a band on board), and he dances very
+well."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"Why, Dagobert."
+
+"I thought you meant Innstetten. In any case the time has now come to
+know what he writes. You still have the letter in your pocket, you
+know."
+
+"That's right. I had almost forgotten it." She opened the letter and
+glanced over it.
+
+"Well, Effi, not a word? You are not beaming and not even smiling. And
+yet he always writes such bright and entertaining letters, and not a
+word of fatherly wisdom in them."
+
+"That I should not allow. He has his age and I have my youth. I should
+shake my finger at him and say: 'Geert, consider which is better.'"
+
+"And then he would answer: 'You have what is better.' For he is not
+only a man of most refined manners, he is at the same time just and
+sensible and knows very well what youth means. He is always reminding
+himself of that and adapting himself to youthful ways, and if he
+remains the same after marriage you will lead a model married life."
+
+"Yes, I think so, too, mama. But just imagine--and I am almost ashamed
+to say it--I am not so very much in favor of what is called a model
+married life."
+
+"That is just like you. And now tell me, pray, what are you really in
+favor of?"
+
+"I am--well, I am in favor of like and like and naturally also of
+tenderness and love. And if tenderness and love are out of the
+question, because, as papa says, love is after all only fiddle-faddle,
+which I, however, do not believe, well, then I am in favor of wealth
+and an aristocratic house, a really aristocratic one, to which Prince
+Frederick Charles will come for an elk or grouse hunt, or where the
+old Emperor will call and have a gracious word for every lady, even
+for the younger ones. And then when we are in Berlin I am for court
+balls and gala performances at the Opera, with seats always close by
+the grand central box."
+
+"Do you say that out of pure sauciness and caprice?"
+
+"No, mama, I am fully in earnest. Love comes first, but right after
+love come splendor and honor, and then comes amusement--yes,
+amusement, always something new, always something to make me laugh or
+weep. The thing I cannot endure is _ennui_."
+
+"If that is the case, how in the world have you managed to get along
+with us?"
+
+"Why, mama, I am amazed to hear you say such a thing. To be sure, in
+the winter time, when our dear relatives come driving up to see us and
+stay for six hours, or perhaps even longer, and Aunt Gundel and Aunt
+Olga eye me from head to foot and find me impertinent--and Aunt Gundel
+once told me that I was--well, then occasionally it is not very
+pleasant, that I must admit. But otherwise I have always been happy
+here, so happy--"
+
+As she said the last words she fell, sobbing convulsively, at her
+mother's feet and kissed her hands.
+
+"Get up, Effi. Such emotions as these overcome one, when one is as
+young as you and facing her wedding and the uncertain future. But now
+read me the letter, unless it contains something very special, or
+perhaps secrets."
+
+"Secrets," laughed Effi and sprang to her feet in a suddenly changed
+mood. "Secrets! Yes, yes, he is always coming to the point of telling
+me some, but the most of what he writes might with perfect propriety
+be posted on the bulletin board at the mayor's office, where the
+ordinances of the district council are posted. But then, you know,
+Geert is one of the councillors."
+
+"Read, read."
+
+"Dear Effi: The nearer we come to our wedding day, the more scanty
+your letters grow. When the mail arrives I always look first of all
+for your handwriting, but, as you know, all in vain, as a rule, and
+yet I did not ask to have it otherwise. The workmen are now in the
+house who are to prepare the rooms, few in number, to be sure, for
+your coming. The best part of the work will doubtless not be done till
+we are on our journey. Paper-hanger Madelung, who is to furnish
+everything, is an odd original. I shall tell you about him the next
+time. Now I must tell you first of all how happy I am over you, over
+my sweet little Effi. The very ground beneath my feet here is on fire,
+and yet our good city is growing more and more quiet and lonesome. The
+last summer guest left yesterday. Toward the end he went swimming at
+nine degrees above zero (Centigrade), and the attendants were always
+rejoiced when he came out alive. For they feared a stroke of apoplexy,
+which would give the baths a bad reputation, as though the water were
+worse here than elsewhere. I rejoice when I think that in four weeks I
+shall row with you from the Piazzetta out to the Lido or to Murano,
+where they make glass beads and beautiful jewelry. And the most
+beautiful shall be yours. Many greetings to your parents and the
+tenderest kiss for yourself from your Geert."
+
+Effi folded the letter and put it back into the envelope.
+
+"That is a very pretty letter," said Mrs. von Briest, "and that it
+observes due moderation throughout is a further merit."
+
+"Yes, due moderation it surely does observe."
+
+"My dear Effi, let me ask a question. Do you wish that the letter did
+not observe due moderation? Do you wish that it were more
+affectionate, perhaps gushingly affectionate?"
+
+"No, no, mama. Honestly and truly no, I do not wish that. So it is
+better as it is."
+
+"So it is better as it is. There you go again. You are so queer. And
+by the by, a moment ago you were weeping. Is something troubling you?
+It is not yet too late. Don't you love Geert?"
+
+"Why shouldn't I love him? I love Hulda, and I love Bertha, and I love
+Hertha. And I love old Mr. Niemeyer, too. And that I love you and papa
+I don't even need to mention. I love all who mean well by me and are
+kind to me and humor me. No doubt Geert will humor me, too. To be
+sure, in his own way. You see he is already thinking of giving me
+jewelry in Venice. He hasn't the faintest suspicion that I care
+nothing for jewelry. I care more for climbing and swinging and am
+always happiest when I expect every moment that something will give
+way or break and cause me to tumble. It will not cost me my head the
+first time, you know."
+
+"And perhaps you also love your Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Yes, very much. He always cheers me."
+
+"And would you have liked to marry Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Marry? For heaven's sake no. Why, he is still half a boy. Geert is a
+man, a handsome man, a man with whom I can shine and he will make
+something of himself in the world. What are you thinking of, mama?"
+
+"Well, that is all right, Effi, I am glad to hear it. But there is
+something else troubling you."
+
+"Perhaps."
+
+"Well, speak."
+
+"You see, mama, the fact that he is older than I does no harm. Perhaps
+that is a very good thing. After all he is not old and is well and
+strong and is so soldierly and so keen. And I might almost say I am
+altogether in favor of him, if he only--oh, if he were only a little
+bit different."
+
+"How, pray, Effi."
+
+"Yes, how? Well, you must not laugh at me. It is something that I
+only very recently overheard, over at the parsonage. We were talking
+about Innstetten and all of a sudden old Mr. Niemeyer wrinkled his
+forehead, in wrinkles of respect and admiration, of course, and said:
+'Oh yes, the Baron. He is a man of character, a man of principles."
+
+"And that he is, Effi."
+
+"Certainly. And later, I believe, Niemeyer said he is even a man of
+convictions. Now that, it seems to me, is something more. Alas, and
+I--I have none. You see, mama, there is something about this that
+worries me and makes me uneasy. He is so dear and good to me and so
+considerate, but I am afraid of him."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+The days of festivity at Hohen-Cremmen were past; all the guests had
+departed, likewise the newly married couple, who left the evening of
+the wedding day.
+
+The nuptial-eve performance had pleased everybody, especially the
+players, and Hulda had been the delight of all the young officers, not
+only the Rathenow Hussars, but also their more critically inclined
+comrades of the Alexander regiment. Indeed everything had gone well
+and smoothly, almost better than expected. The only thing to be
+regretted was that Bertha and Hertha had sobbed so violently that
+Jahnke's Low German verses had been virtually lost. But even that had
+made but little difference. A few fine connoisseurs had even expressed
+the opinion that, "to tell the truth, forgetting what to say, sobbing,
+and unintelligibility, together form the standard under which the most
+decided victories are won, particularly in the case of pretty, curly
+red heads." Cousin von Briest had won a signal triumph in his
+self-composed rôle. He had appeared as one of Demuth's clerks, who had
+found out that the young bride was planning to go to Italy immediately
+after the wedding, for which reason he wished to deliver to her a
+traveling trunk. This trunk proved, of course, to be a giant box of
+bonbons from Hövel's. The dancing had continued till three o'clock,
+with the effect that Briest, who had been gradually talking himself
+into the highest pitch of champagne excitement, had made various
+remarks about the torch dance, still in vogue at many courts, and the
+remarkable custom of the garter dance. Since these remarks showed no
+signs of coming to an end, and kept getting worse and worse, they
+finally reached the point where they simply had to be choked off.
+"Pull yourself together, Briest," his wife had whispered to him in a
+rather earnest tone; "you are not here for the purpose of making
+indecent remarks, but of doing the honors of the house. We are having
+at present a wedding and not a hunting party." Whereupon von Briest
+answered: "I see no difference between the two; besides, I am happy."
+
+The wedding itself had also gone well, Niemeyer had conducted the
+service in an exquisite fashion, and on the way home from the church
+one of the old men from Berlin, who half-way belonged to the court
+circle, made a remark to the effect that it was truly wonderful how
+thickly talents are distributed in a state like ours. "I see therein a
+triumph of our schools, and perhaps even more of our philosophy. When
+I consider how this Niemeyer, an old village preacher, who at first
+looked like a hospitaler--why, friend, what do you say? Didn't he
+speak like a court preacher? Such tact, and such skill in antithesis,
+quite the equal of Kögel, and in feeling even better. Kögel is too
+cold. To be sure, a man in his position has to be cold. Generally
+speaking, what is it that makes wrecks of the lives of men? Always
+warmth, and nothing else." It goes without saying that these remarks
+were assented to by the dignitary to whom they were addressed, a
+gentleman as yet unmarried, who doubtless for this very reason was, at
+the time being, involved in his fourth "relation." "Only too true,
+dear friend," said he. "Too much warmth--most excellent--Besides, I
+must tell you a story, later."
+
+The day after the wedding was a clear October day. The morning sun
+shone bright, yet there was a feeling of autumn chilliness in the air,
+and von Briest, who had just taken breakfast in company with his wife,
+arose from his seat and stood, with his hands behind his back, before
+the slowly dying open fire. Mrs. von Briest, with her fancy work in
+her hands, moved likewise closer to the fireplace and said to Wilke,
+who entered just at this point to clear away the breakfast table: "And
+now, Wilke, when you have everything in order in the dining hall--but
+that comes first--then see to it that the cakes are taken over to the
+neighbors, the nutcake to the pastor's and the dish of small cakes to
+the Jahnkes'. And be careful with the goblets. I mean the thin cut
+glasses."
+
+Briest had already lighted his third cigarette, and, looking in the
+best of health, declared that "nothing agrees with one so well as a
+wedding, excepting one's own, of course."
+
+"I don't know why you should make that remark, Briest. It is
+absolutely news to me that you suffered at your wedding. I can't
+imagine why you should have, either."
+
+"Luise, you are a wet blanket, so to speak. But I take nothing amiss,
+not even a thing like that. Moreover, why should we be talking about
+ourselves, we who have never even taken a wedding tour? Your father
+was opposed to it. But Effi is taking a wedding tour now. To be
+envied. Started on the ten o'clock train. By this time they must be
+near Ratisbon, and I presume he is enumerating to her the chief art
+treasures of the Walhalla, without getting off the train--that goes
+without saying. Innstetten is a splendid fellow, but he is pretty much
+of an art crank, and Effi, heaven knows, our poor Effi is a child of
+nature. I am afraid he will annoy her somewhat with his enthusiasm for
+art."
+
+"Every man annoys his wife, and enthusiasm for art is not the worst
+thing by a good deal."
+
+"No, certainly not. At all events we will not quarrel about that; it
+is a wide field. Then, too, people are so different. Now you, you
+know, would have been the right person for that. Generally speaking,
+you would have been better suited to Innstetten than Effi. What a
+pity! But it is too late now."
+
+"Extremely gallant remark, except for the fact that it is not apropos.
+However, in any case, what has been has been. Now he is my son-in-law,
+and it can accomplish nothing to be referring back all the while to
+the affairs of youth."
+
+"I wished merely to rouse you to an animated humor."
+
+"Very kind of you, but it was not necessary. I am in an animated
+humor."
+
+"Likewise a good one?"
+
+"I might almost say so. But you must not spoil it.--Well, what else is
+troubling you? I see there is something on your mind."
+
+"Were you pleased with Effi? Were you satisfied with the whole affair?
+She was so peculiar, half naïve, and then again very self-conscious
+and by no means as demure as she ought to be toward such a husband.
+That surely must be due solely to the fact that she does not yet fully
+know what she has in him. Or is it simply that she does not love him
+very much? That would be bad. For with all his virtues he is not the
+man to win her love with an easy grace."
+
+Mrs. von Briest kept silent and counted the stitches of her fancy
+work. Finally she said: "What you just said, Briest, is the most
+sensible thing I have heard from you for the last three days,
+including your speech at dinner. I, too, have had my misgivings. But I
+believe we have reason to feel satisfied."
+
+"Has she poured out her heart to you?"
+
+"I should hardly call it that. True, she cannot help talking, but she
+is not disposed to tell everything she has in her heart, and she
+settles a good many things for herself. She is at once communicative
+and reticent, almost secretive; in general, a very peculiar mixture."
+
+"I am entirely of your opinion. But how do you know about this if she
+didn't tell you?"
+
+"I only said she did not pour out her heart to me. Such a general
+confession, such a complete unburdening of the soul, it is not in her
+to make. It all came out of her by sudden jerks, so to speak, and then
+it was all over. But just because it came from her soul so
+unintentionally and accidentally, as it were, it seemed to me for that
+very reason so significant."
+
+"When was this, pray, and what was the occasion?"
+
+"Unless I am mistaken, it was just three weeks ago, and we were
+sitting in the garden, busied with all sorts of things belonging to
+her trousseau, when Wilke brought a letter from Innstetten. She put it
+in her pocket and a quarter of an hour later had wholly forgotten
+about it, till I reminded her that she had a letter. Then she read it,
+but the expression of her face hardly changed. I confess to you that
+an anxious feeling came over me, so intense that I felt a strong
+desire to have all the light on the matter that it is possible to have
+under the circumstances."
+
+"Very true, very true."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I mean only--But that is wholly immaterial. Go on with your
+story; I am all ears."
+
+"So I asked her straight out how matters stood, and as I wished to
+avoid anything bordering on solemnity, in view of her peculiar
+character, and sought to take the whole matter as lightly as possible,
+almost as a joke, in fact, I threw out the question, whether she would
+perhaps prefer to marry Cousin von Briest, who had showered his
+attentions upon her in Berlin."
+
+"And?"
+
+"You ought to have seen her then. Her first answer was a saucy laugh.
+Why, she said, her cousin was really only a big cadet in lieutenant's
+uniform. And she could not even love a cadet, to saying nothing of
+marrying one. Then she spoke of Innstetten, who suddenly became for
+her a paragon of manly virtues."
+
+"How do you explain that?"
+
+"It's quite simple. Lively, emotional, I might almost say, passionate
+as she is, or perhaps just because she is so constituted, she is not
+one of those who are so particularly dependent upon love, at least not
+upon what truly deserves the name. To be sure, she speaks of love,
+even with emphasis and a certain tone of conviction, but only because
+she has somewhere read that love is indisputably the most exalted,
+most beautiful, most glorious thing in the world. And it may be,
+perhaps, that she has merely heard it from that sentimental person,
+Hulda, and repeats it after her. But she does not feel it very deeply.
+It is barely possible that it will come later. God forbid. But it is
+not yet at hand."
+
+"Then what is at hand? What ails her?"
+
+"In my judgment, and according to her own testimony, she has two
+things: mania for amusement and ambition."
+
+"Well, those things can pass away. They do not disturb me."
+
+"They do me. Innstetten is the kind of a man who makes his own career.
+I will not call him pushing, for he is not, he has too much of the
+real gentleman in him for that. Let us say, then, he is a man who will
+make his own career. That will satisfy Effi's ambition."
+
+"Very well. I call that good."
+
+"Yes, it is good. But that is only the half. Her ambition will be
+satisfied, but how about her inclination for amusement and adventure?
+I have my doubts. For the little entertainment and awakening of
+interest, demanded every hour, for the thousand things that overcome
+ennui, the mortal enemy of a spiritual little person, for these
+Innstetten will make poor provision. He will not leave her in the
+midst of an intellectual desert; he is too wise and has had too much
+experience in the world for that, but he will not specially amuse her
+either. And, most of all, he will not even bother to ask himself
+seriously how to go about it. Things can go on thus for a while
+without doing much harm, but she will finally become aware of the
+situation and be offended. And then I don't know what will happen. For
+gentle and yielding as she is, she has, along with these qualities, a
+certain inclination to fly into a fury, and at such times she hazards
+everything."
+
+At this point Wilke came in from the dining hall and reported that he
+had counted everything and found everything there, except that one of
+the fine wine glasses was broken, but that had occurred yesterday when
+the toast was drunk. Miss Hulda had clinked her glass too hard against
+Lieutenant Nienkerk's.
+
+"Of course, half asleep and always has been, and lying under the elder
+tree has obviously not improved matters. A silly person, and I don't
+understand Nienkerk."
+
+"I understand him perfectly."
+
+"But he can't marry her."
+
+"No."
+
+"His purpose, then?"
+
+"A wide field, Luise."
+
+This was the day after the wedding. Three days later came a scribbled
+little card from Munich, with all the names on it indicated by two
+letters only. "Dear mama: This morning we visited the Pinakothek.
+Geert wanted to go over to the other museum, too, the name of which I
+will not mention here, because I am in doubt about the right way to
+spell it, and I dislike to ask him. I must say, he is angelic to me
+and explains everything. Generally speaking, everything is very
+beautiful, but it's a strain. In Italy it will probably slacken
+somewhat and get better. We are lodging at the 'Four Seasons,' which
+fact gave Geert occasion to remark to me, that 'outside it was autumn,
+but in me he was having spring.' I consider that a very graceful
+compliment. He is really very attentive. To be sure, I have to be
+attentive, too, especially when he says something or is giving me an
+explanation. Besides, he knows everything so well that he doesn't even
+need to consult a guide book. He delights to talk of you two,
+especially mama. He considers Hulda somewhat affected, but old Mr.
+Niemeyer has completely captivated him. A thousand greetings from your
+thoroughly entranced, but somewhat weary Effi."
+
+Similar cards now arrived daily, from Innsbruck, from Vicenza, from
+Padua. Every one began: "We visited the famous gallery here this
+morning," or, if it was not the gallery, it was an arena or some
+church of "St. Mary" with a surname. From Padua came, along with the
+card, a real letter. "Yesterday we were in Vicenza. One must see
+Vicenza on account of Palladio. Geert told me that everything modern
+had its roots in him. Of course, with reference only to architecture.
+Here in Padua, where we arrived this morning, he said to himself
+several times in the hotel omnibus, 'He lies in Padua interred,' and
+was surprised when he discovered that I had never heard these words.
+But finally he said it was really very well and in my favor that I
+knew nothing about them. He is very just, I must say. And above all he
+is angelic to me and not a bit overbearing and not at all old, either.
+I still have pains in my feet, and the consulting of guide books and
+standing so long before pictures wears me out. But it can't be helped,
+you know. I am looking forward to Venice with much pleasure. We shall
+stay there five days, perhaps even a whole week. Geert has already
+begun to rave about the pigeons in St. Mark's Square, and the fact
+that one can buy there little bags of peas and feed them to the pretty
+birds. There are said to be paintings representing this scene, with
+beautiful blonde maidens, 'a type like Hulda,' as he said. And that
+reminds me of the Jahnke girls. I would give a good deal if I could be
+sitting with them on a wagon tongue in our yard and feeding _our_
+pigeons. Now, you must not kill the fan tail pigeon with the big
+breast; I want to see it again. Oh, it is so beautiful here. This is
+even said to be the most beautiful of all. Your happy, but somewhat
+weary Effi."
+
+When Mrs. von Briest had finished reading the letter she said: "The
+poor child. She is homesick."
+
+"Yes," said von Briest, "she is homesick. This accursed traveling--"
+
+"Why do you say that now! You might have hindered it, you know. But it
+is just your way to play the wise man after a thing is all over. After
+a child has fallen into the well the aldermen cover up the well."
+
+"Ah, Luise, don't bother me with that kind of stuff. Effi is our
+child, but since the 3d of October she has been the Baroness of
+Innstetten. And if her husband, our son-in-law, desires to take a
+wedding tour and use it as an occasion for making a new catalogue of
+every gallery, I can't keep him from doing it. That is what it means
+to get married."
+
+"So now you admit it. In talking with me you have always denied, yes,
+always denied that the wife is in a condition of restraint."
+
+"Yes, Luise, I have. But what is the use of discussing that now? It is
+really too wide a field."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+Innstetten's leave of absence was to expire the 15th of November, and
+so when they had reached Capri and Sorrento he felt morally bound to
+follow his usual habit of returning to his duties on the day and at
+the hour designated. So on the morning of the 14th they arrived by the
+fast express in Berlin, where Cousin von Briest met them and proposed
+that they should make use of the two hours before the departure of the
+Stettin train to pay a visit to the Panorama and then have a little
+luncheon together. Both proposals were accepted with thanks. At noon
+they returned to the station, shook hands heartily and said good-by,
+after both Effi and her husband had extended the customary invitation,
+"Do come to see us some day," which fortunately is never taken
+seriously. As the train started Effi waved a last farewell from her
+compartment. Then she leaned back and made herself comfortable, but
+from time to time sat up and held out her hand to Innstetten.
+
+It was a pleasant journey, and the train arrived on time at the
+Klein-Tantow station, from which a turnpike led to Kessin, ten miles
+away. In the summer time, especially during the tourist season,
+travelers were accustomed to avoid the turnpike and take the water
+route, going by an old sidewheel steamer down the Kessine, the river
+from which Kessin derived its name. But the "Phoenix"--about which the
+wish had long been vainly cherished, that, at some time when there
+were no passengers on board, it might justify its name and burn to
+ashes--regularly stopped running on the 1st of October. For this
+reason Innstetten had telegraphed from Stettin to his coachman Kruse:
+"Five o'clock, Klein-Tantow station. Open carriage, if good weather."
+
+It certainly was good weather, and there sat Kruse in the open
+carriage at the station. He greeted the newly arrived couple with all
+the prescribed dignity of a first-class coachman.
+
+"Well, Kruse, everything in order?"
+
+"At your service, Sir Councillor."
+
+"Then, Effi, please get in." As Effi was doing as bid, and one of the
+station porters was finding a place for a small satchel by the
+coachman, in front, Innstetten left orders to send the rest of the
+luggage by the omnibus. Then he, too, took his seat and after
+condescendingly asking one of the bystanders for a light called to
+Kruse: "Drive on, Kruse." The carriage rolled quickly over the rails
+of the many tracks at the crossing, then slantingly down the slope of
+the embankment, and on the turnpike past an inn called "The Prince
+Bismarck." At this point the road forked, one branch leading to the
+right to Kessin, the other to the left to Varzin. In front of the inn
+stood a moderately tall, broad-shouldered man in a fur coat and a fur
+cap. The cap he took off with great deference as the District
+Councillor drove by. "Pray, who was that?" said Effi, who was
+extremely interested in all she saw and consequently in the best of
+humor. "He looked like a starost, though I am forced to confess I
+never saw a starost before."
+
+"Which is no loss, Effi. You guessed very well just the same. He does
+really look like a starost and is something of the sort, too. I mean
+by that, he is half Polish. His name is Golchowski, and whenever we
+have an election or a hunt here, he is at the top of the list. In
+reality he is a very unsafe fellow, whom I would not trust across the
+road, and he doubtless has a great deal on his conscience. But he
+assumes an air of loyalty, and when the quality of Varzin go by here
+he would like nothing better than to throw himself before their
+carriages. I know that at the same time he is hostile to the Prince.
+But what is the use? We must not have any misunderstandings with him,
+for we need him. He has this whole region in his pocket and
+understands electioneering better than any one else. Besides, he is
+considered well-to-do and lends out money at usury which is contrary
+to the ordinary practice of the Poles."
+
+"But he was good-looking."
+
+"Yes, good-looking he is. Most of the people here are good-looking. A
+handsome strain of human beings. But that is the best that can be said
+of them. Your Brandenburg people look more unostentatious and more
+ill-humored, and in their conduct they are less respectful, in fact,
+are not at all respectful, but their yes is yes and no is no, and one
+can depend upon them. Here everybody is uncertain."
+
+"Why do you tell me that, since I am obliged to live here among them
+now?"
+
+"Not you. You will not hear or see much of them. For city and country
+are here very different, and you will become acquainted with our city
+people only, our good people of Kessin."
+
+"Our good people of Kessin. Is that sarcasm, or are they really so
+good?"
+
+"That they are really good is not exactly what I mean to say, but they
+are different from the others; in fact, they have no similarity
+whatever to the country inhabitants here."
+
+"How does that come?"
+
+"Because they are entirely different human beings, by ancestry and
+association. The people you find in the country here are the so-called
+Cassubians, of whom you may have heard, a Slavic race, who have been
+living here for a thousand years and probably much longer. But all the
+inhabitants of our seaports, and the commercial cities near the coast,
+have moved here from a distance and trouble themselves very little
+about the Cassubian backwoods, because they derive little profit from
+that source and are dependent upon entirely different sources. The
+sources upon which they are dependent are the regions with which they
+have commercial relations, and as their commerce brings them into
+touch with the whole world you will find among them people from every
+nook and corner of the earth, even here in our good Kessin, in spite
+of the fact that it is nothing but a miserable hole."
+
+"Why, that is perfectly charming, Geert. You are always talking about
+the miserable hole, but I shall find here an entirely new world, if
+you have not exaggerated. All kinds of exotics. That is about what you
+meant, isn't it?"
+
+He nodded his head.
+
+"An entirely new world, I say, perhaps a negro, or a Turk, or perhaps
+even a Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, a Chinaman, too. How well you can guess! It may be that we still
+have one. He is dead now and buried in a little fenced-in plot of
+ground close by the churchyard. If you are not easily frightened I
+will show you his grave some day. It is situated among the dunes, with
+nothing but lyme grass around it, and here and there a few
+immortelles, and one always hears the sea. It is very beautiful and
+very uncanny."
+
+"Oh, uncanny? I should like to know more about it. But I would better
+not. Such stories make me have visions and dreams, and if, as I hope,
+I sleep well tonight, I should certainly not like to see a Chinaman
+come walking up to my bed the first thing."
+
+"You will not, either."
+
+"Not, either? Upon my word, that sounds strange, as though, after all,
+it were possible. You seek to make Kessin interesting to me, but you
+carry it a trifle too far. And have you many such foreigners in
+Kessin?"
+
+"A great many. The whole population is made up of such foreigners,
+people whose parents and grandparents lived in an entirely different
+region."
+
+"Most remarkable. Please tell me more about them. But no more creepy
+stories. I feel that there is always something creepy about a
+Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, there is," laughed Geert, "but the rest, thank heaven, are of an
+entirely different sort, all mannerly people, perhaps a little bit too
+commercial, too thoughtful of their own advantage, and always on hand
+with bills of questionable value. In fact, one must be cautious with
+them. But otherwise they are quite agreeable. And to let you see that
+I have not been deceiving you I will just give you a little sample, a
+sort of index or list of names."
+
+"Please do, Geert."
+
+"For example, we have, not fifty paces from our house, and our gardens
+are even adjoining, the master machinist and dredger Macpherson, a
+real Scotchman and a Highlander."
+
+"And he still wears the native costume?"
+
+"No, thank heaven, he doesn't, for he is a shriveled up little man, of
+whom neither his clan nor Walter Scott would be particularly proud.
+And then we have, further, in the same house where this Macpherson
+lives, an old surgeon by the name of Beza, in reality only a barber.
+He comes from Lisbon, the same place that the famous general De Meza
+comes from. Meza, Beza; you can hear the national relationship. And
+then we have, up the river by the quay, where the ships lie, a
+goldsmith by the name of Stedingk, who is descended from an old
+Swedish family; indeed, I believe there are counts of the empire by
+that name. Further, and with this man I will close for the present, we
+have good old Dr. Hannemann, who of course is a Dane, and was a long
+time in Iceland, has even written a book on the last eruption of
+Hekla, or Krabla."
+
+"Why, that is magnificent, Geert. It is like having six novels that
+one can never finish reading. At first it sounds commonplace, but
+afterward seems quite out of the ordinary. And then you must also have
+people, simply because it is a seaport, who are not mere surgeons or
+barbers or anything of the sort. You must also have captains, some
+flying Dutchman or other, or--"
+
+"You are quite right. We even have a captain who was once a pirate
+among the Black Flags."
+
+"I don't know what you mean. What are Black Flags?"
+
+"They are people away off in Tonquin and the South Sea--But since he
+has been back among men he has resumed the best kind of manners and is
+quite entertaining."
+
+"I should be afraid of him nevertheless."
+
+"You don't need to be, at any time, not even when I am out in the
+country or at the Prince's for tea, for along with everything else
+that we have, we have, thank heaven, also Rollo."
+
+"Rollo?"
+
+"Yes, Bollo. The name makes you think of the Norman Duke, provided you
+have ever heard Niemeyer or Jahnke speak of him. Our Rollo has
+somewhat the same character. But he is only a Newfoundland dog, a most
+beautiful animal, that loves me and will love you, too. For Rollo is a
+connoisseur. So long as you have him about you, you are safe, and
+nothing can get at you, neither a live man nor a dead one. But just
+see the moon over yonder. Isn't it beautiful?"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A -G, Munich_
+DIVINE SERVICE IN THE WOODS AT KOSEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+Effi, who had been leaning back quietly absorbed, drinking in every
+word, half timorously, half eagerly, now sat erect and looked out to
+the right, where the moon had just risen behind a white mass of
+clouds, which quickly floated by. Copper-colored hung the great disk
+behind a clump of alders and shed its light upon the expanse of water
+into which the Kessine here widens out. Or perhaps it might be looked
+upon as one of the fresh-water lakes connected with the Baltic Sea.
+
+Effi was stupefied. "Yes, you are right, Geert, how beautiful! But at
+the same time there is something uncanny about it. In Italy I never
+had such a sensation, not even when we were going over from Mestre to
+Venice. There, too, we had water and swamps and moonlight, and I
+thought the bridge would break. But it was not so spooky. What is the
+cause of it, I wonder? Can it be the northern latitude?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "We are here seventy-five miles further north than
+in Hohen-Cremmen, and you have still a while to wait before we come to
+the first polar bear. I think you are nervous from the long journey
+and the Panorama, not to speak of the story of the Chinaman."
+
+"Why, you didn't tell me any story."
+
+"No, I only mentioned him. But a Chinaman is in himself a story."
+
+"Yes," she laughed.
+
+"In any case you will soon recover. Do you see the little house yonder
+with the light? It is a blacksmith's shop. There the road bends. And
+when we have passed the bend you will be able to see the tower of
+Kessin, or to be more exact, the two."
+
+"Has it two?"
+
+"Yes, Kessin is picking up. It now has a Catholic church also."
+
+A half hour later the carriage stopped at the district councillor's
+residence, which stood clear at the opposite end of the city. It was a
+simple, rather old-fashioned, frame-house with plaster between the
+timbers, and stood facing the main street, which led to the sea-baths,
+while its gable looked down upon a grove, between the city limits and
+the dunes, which was called the "Plantation." Furthermore this
+old-fashioned frame-house was only Innstetten's private residence,
+not the real district councillor's office. The latter stood diagonally
+across the street.
+
+It was not necessary for Kruse to announce their arrival with three
+cracks of his whip. The servants had long been watching at the doors
+and windows for their master and mistress, and even before the
+carriage stopped all the inmates of the house were grouped upon the
+stone doorstep, which took up the whole width of the sidewalk. In
+front of them was Rollo, who, the moment the carriage stopped, began
+to circle around it. Innstetten first of all helped his young wife to
+alight. Then, offering her his arm, he walked with a friendly bow past
+the servants, who promptly turned and followed him into the
+entrance-hall, which was furnished with splendid old wardrobes and
+cases standing around the walls. The housemaid, a pretty girl, no
+longer very young, whose stately plumpness was almost as becoming to
+her as the neat little cap on her blonde head, helped her mistress
+take off her muff and cloak, and was just stooping down to take off
+her fur-lined rubber shoes. But before she had time to make a
+beginning, Innstetten said: "I suppose the best thing will be for me
+to introduce to you right here all the occupants of our house, with
+the exception of Mrs. Kruse, who does not like to be seen, and who, I
+presume, is holding her inevitable black chicken again." Everybody
+smiled. "But never mind Mrs. Kruse. Here is my old Frederick, who was
+with me when I was at the university. Good times then, weren't they,
+Frederick?--This is Johanna, a fellow countrywoman of yours, if you
+count those who come from the region of Pasewalk as full-fledged
+Brandenburgians; and this is Christel, to whom we trust our bodily
+welfare every noon and evening, and who knows how to cook, I can
+assure you.--And this is Rollo. Well, Rollo, how goes it?"
+
+Rollo seemed only to have waited for this special greeting, for the
+moment he heard his name he gave a bark for joy, stood up on his hind
+legs and laid his forepaws on his master's shoulders.
+
+"That will do, Rollo, that will do. But look here; this is my wife. I
+have told her about you and said that you were a beautiful animal and
+would protect her." Hereupon Rollo ceased fawning and sat down in
+front of Innstetten, looking up curiously at the young wife. And when
+she held out her hand to him he frisked around her.
+
+During this introduction scene Effi had found time to look about. She
+was enchanted, so to speak, by everything she saw, and at the same
+time dazzled by the abundant light. In the forepart of the hall were
+burning four or five wall lights, the reflectors themselves very
+primitive, simply of tin-plate, which, however, only improved the
+light and heightened the splendor. Two astral lamps with red shades, a
+wedding present from Niemeyer, stood on a folding table between two
+oak cupboards. On the front of the table was the tea service, with the
+little lamp under the kettle already lighted. There were, beside
+these, many, many other things, some of them very queer. From one side
+of the hall to the other ran three beams, dividing the ceiling into
+sections. From the front one was suspended a ship under full sail,
+high quarter-deck, and cannon ports, while farther toward the front
+door a gigantic fish seemed to be swimming in the air. Effi took her
+umbrella, which she still held in her hand, and pushed gently against
+the monster, so that it set up a slow rocking motion.
+
+"What is that, Geert?" she asked.
+
+"That is a shark."
+
+"And that thing, clear at the end of the hall, that looks like a huge
+cigar in front of a tobacco store?"
+
+"That is a young crocodile. But you can look at all these things
+better and more in detail tomorrow. Come now and let us take a cup of
+tea. For in spite of shawls and rugs you must have been chilled.
+Toward the last it was bitter cold."
+
+He offered Effi his arm and the two maids retired. Only Frederick and
+Rollo followed the master of the house as he took his wife into his
+sitting room and study. Effi was as much surprised here as she had
+been in the hall, but before she had time to say anything, Innstetten
+drew back a portiere, which disclosed a second, larger room looking
+out on the court and garden. "Now this, Effi, is your room. Frederick
+and Johanna have tried to arrange it the best they could in accordance
+with my orders. I find it quite tolerable and should be happy if you
+liked it, too."
+
+She withdrew her arm from his and stood up on her tip-toes to give him
+a hearty kiss. "Poor little thing that I am, how you do spoil me! This
+grand piano! and this rug! Why, I believe it is Turkish. And the bowl
+with the little fishes, and the flower table besides! Luxuries,
+everywhere I look."
+
+"Ah, my dear Effi, you will have to put up with that. It is to be
+expected when one is young and pretty and amiable. And I presume the
+inhabitants of Kessin have already found out about you, heaven knows
+from what source. For of the flower table, at least, I am innocent.
+Frederick, where did the flower table come from?"
+
+"Apothecary Gieshübler. There is a card on it."
+
+"Ah, Gieshübler, Alonzo Gieshübler," said Innstetten, laughingly and
+almost boisterously handing the card with the foreign-sounding first
+name to Effi. "Gieshübler. I forgot to tell you about him. Let me say
+in passing that he bears the doctor's title, but does not like to be
+addressed by it. He says it only vexes the real doctors, and I presume
+he is right about that. Well, I think you will become acquainted with
+him and that soon. He is our best number here, a bel-esprit and an
+original, but especially a man of soul, which is after all the chief
+thing. But enough of these things; let us sit down and drink our tea.
+Where shall it be? Here in your room or over there in mine! There is
+no other choice. Snug and tiny is my cabin."
+
+Without hesitating she sat down on a little corner sofa. "Let us stay
+here today; you will be my guest today. Or let us say, rather: Tea
+regularly in my room, breakfast in yours. Then each will secure his
+rights, and I am curious to know where I shall like it best."
+
+"That will be a morning and evening question."
+
+"Certainly. But the way it is put, or better, our attitude toward it,
+is the important thing."
+
+With that she laughed and cuddled up to him and was about to kiss his
+hand.
+
+"No, Effi, for heaven's sake, don't do that. It is not my desire to be
+a person looked up to with awe and respect. I am, for the inhabitants
+of Kessin, but for you I am--"
+
+"What, pray?"
+
+"Ah, let that pass. Far be it from me to say what."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+The sun was shining brightly when Effi awoke the next morning. It was
+hard for her to get her bearings. Where was she? Correct, in Kessin,
+in the house of District Councillor von Innstetten, and she was his
+wife, Baroness Innstetten. Sitting up she looked around with
+curiosity. During the evening before she had been too tired to examine
+very carefully all the half-foreign, half-old-fashioned things that
+surrounded her. Two pillars supported the ceiling beam, and green
+curtains shut off from the rest of the room the alcove-like sleeping
+apartment in which the beds stood. But in the middle a curtain was
+either lacking or pulled back, and this afforded her a comfortable
+orientation from her bed. There between the two windows stood the
+narrow, but very high, pier-glass, while a little to the right, along
+the hall wall, towered the tile stove, the door of which, as she had
+discovered the evening before, opened into the hall in the
+old-fashioned way. She now felt its warmth radiating toward her. How
+fine it was to be in her own home! At no time during the whole tour
+had she enjoyed so much comfort, not even in Sorrento.
+
+But where was Innstetten? All was still round about her, nobody was
+there. She heard only the tick-tock of a small clock and now and then
+a low sound in the stove, from which she inferred that a few new
+sticks of wood were being shoved in from the hall. Gradually she
+recalled that Geert had spoken the evening before of an electric bell,
+for which she did not have to search long. Close by her pillows was
+the little white ivory button, and she now pressed softly upon it.
+
+Johanna appeared at once. "At your Ladyship's service."
+
+"Oh, Johanna, I believe I have overslept myself. It must be late."
+
+"Just nine."
+
+"And my--" She couldn't make herself speak straightway of her
+"husband." "His Lordship, he must have kept very quiet. I didn't hear
+anything."
+
+"I'm sure he did. And your Ladyship has slept soundly. After the long
+journey--"
+
+"Yes, I have. And his Lordship, is he always up so early?"
+
+"Always, your Ladyship. On that point he is strict; he cannot endure
+late sleeping, and when he enters his room across the hall the stove
+must be warm, and the coffee must not be late."
+
+"So he has already had his breakfast?"
+
+"Oh, no, your Ladyship--His Lordship--"
+
+Effi felt that she ought not to have asked the question and would
+better have kept to herself the suspicion that Innstetten might not
+have waited for her. So she was very eager to correct her mistake the
+best she could, and when she had got up and taken a seat before the
+pier-glass she resumed the conversation, saying: "Moreover, his
+Lordship is quite right. Always to be up early was likewise the rule
+in my parents' home. When people sleep away the morning, everything is
+out of gear the rest of the day. But his Lordship will not be so
+strict with me. For a long time last night I couldn't sleep, and was
+even frightened a little bit."
+
+"What must I hear, your Ladyship? What was it, pray?"
+
+"There was a very strange noise overhead, not loud, but very
+penetrating. At first it sounded as though gowns with long trains were
+dragging over the floor, and in my excitement it seemed a few times as
+though I heard little white satin slippers. It seemed as though they
+were dancing overhead, but quite softly."
+
+As the conversation ran on thus Johanna glanced over the shoulder of
+the young wife at the tall narrow mirror in order the better to
+observe Effi's facial expressions. In reply she said: "Oh, yes, that
+is up in the social room. We used to hear it in the kitchen, too. But
+now we don't hear it any more; we have become accustomed to it."
+
+"Is there anything unusual about it?"
+
+"God forbid, not in the least. For a while no one knew for sure what
+it came from, and even the preacher looked embarrassed, in spite of
+the fact that Dr. Gieshübler always simply laughed at it. But now we
+know that it comes from the curtains. The room is inclined to be musty
+and damp, and for that reason the windows are always left open, except
+when there is a storm. And so, as there is nearly always a strong
+draft upstairs, the wind sweeps the old white curtains, which I think
+are much too long, back and forth over the floor. That makes a sound
+like silk dresses, or even satin slippers, as your Ladyship just
+said."
+
+"That is it, of course. But what I cannot understand is why the
+curtains are not taken down. Or they might be made shorter. It is such
+a queer noise that it gets on one's nerves. And now, Johanna, give me
+the little cape and put just a little dab of powder on my forehead.
+Or, better still, take the 'refresher' from my traveling bag--Ah, that
+is fine and refreshes me. Now I am ready to go over. He is still
+there, isn't he, or has he been out?"
+
+"His Lordship went out earlier; I believe he was over at the office.
+But he has been back for a quarter of an hour. I will tell Frederick
+to bring the breakfast."
+
+With that Johanna left the room. Effi took one more look into the
+mirror and then walked across the hall, which in the daylight lost
+much of its charm of the evening before, and stepped into Geert's
+room.
+
+He was sitting at his secretary, a rather clumsy cylindrical desk,
+which, however, he did not care to part with, as it was an heirloom.
+Effi was standing behind him, and had embraced and kissed him before
+he could rise from his chair.
+
+"So early?"
+
+"So early, you say. Of course, to mock me."
+
+Innstetten shook his head. "How can I?" Effi took pleasure in accusing
+herself, however, and refused to listen to the assurances of her
+husband that his "so early" had been meant in all seriousness. "You
+must know from our journey that I have never kept you waiting in the
+morning. In the course of the day--well, that is a different matter.
+It is true, I am not very punctual, but I am not a late sleeper. In
+that respect my parents have given me good training, I think."
+
+"In that respect? In everything, my sweet Effi."
+
+"You say that just because we are still on our honeymoon,--why no, we
+are past that already. For heaven's sake, Geert, I hadn't given it a
+single thought, and--why, we have been married for over six weeks, six
+weeks and a day. Yes, that alters the case. So I shall not take it as
+flattery, I shall take it as the truth."
+
+At this moment Frederick came in and brought the coffee. The breakfast
+table stood across the corner of the sitting room in front of a sofa
+made just in the right shape and size to fill that corner. They both
+sat down upon the sofa.
+
+"The coffee is simply delicious," said Effi, as she looked at the
+room and its furnishings. "This is as good as hotel coffee or that we
+had at Bottegone's--you remember, don't you, in Florence, with the
+view of the cathedral? I must write mama about it. We don't have such
+coffee in Hohen-Cremmen. On the whole, Geert, I am just beginning to
+realize what a distinguished husband I married. In our home everything
+was just barely passable."
+
+"Nonsense, Effi. I never saw better house-keeping than in your home."
+
+"And then how well your house is furnished. When papa had bought his
+new weapon cabinet and hung above his writing desk the head of a
+buffalo, and beneath that a picture of old general Wrangel, under whom
+he had once served as an adjutant, he was very proud of what he had
+done. But when I see these things here, all our Hohen-Cremmen elegance
+seems by the side of them merely commonplace and meagre. I don't know
+what to compare them with. Even last night, when I took but a cursory
+look at them, a world of ideas occurred to me."
+
+"And what were they, if I may ask?"
+
+"What they were? Certainly. But you must not laugh at them. I once had
+a picture book, in which a Persian or Indian prince (for he wore a
+turban) sat with his feet under him on a silk cushion, and at his back
+there was a great red silk bolster, which could be seen bulging out to
+the right and left of him, and the wall behind the Indian prince
+bristled with swords and daggers and panther skins and shields and
+long Turkish guns. And see, it looks just like that here in your
+house, and if you will cross your legs and sit down on them the
+similarity will be complete."
+
+"Effi, you are a charming, dear creature. You don't know how deeply I
+feel that and how much I should like to show you every moment that I
+do feel it."
+
+"Well, there will be plenty of time for that. I am only seventeen, you
+know, and have not yet made up my mind to die."
+
+"At least not before I do. To be sure, if I should die first, I should
+like to take you with me. I do not want to leave you to any other man.
+What do you say to that?"
+
+"Oh, I must have some time to think about it. Or, rather, let us not
+think about it at all. I don't like to talk about death; I am for
+life. And now tell me, how shall we live here? On our travels you told
+me all sorts of queer things about the city and the country, but not a
+word about how we shall live here. That here nothing is the same as in
+Hohen-Cremmen and Schwantikow, I see plainly, and yet we must be able
+to have something like intercourse and society in 'good Kessin,' as
+you are always calling it. Have you any people of family in the city?"
+
+"No, my dear Effi. In this regard you are going to meet with great
+disappointments. We have in the neighborhood a few noble families with
+which you will become acquainted, but here in the city there is nobody
+at all."
+
+"Nobody at all? That I can't believe. Why, you are upward of three
+thousand people, and among three thousand people there certainly must
+be, beside such inferior individuals as Barber Beza (I believe that
+was his name), a certain élite, officials and the like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Yes, officials there are. But when you examine
+them narrowly it doesn't mean much. Of course, we have a preacher and
+a judge and a school principal and a commander of pilots, and of such
+people in official positions I presume there may be as many as a dozen
+altogether, but they are for the most part, as the proverb says, good
+men, but poor fiddlers. And all the others are nothing but consuls."
+
+"Nothing but consuls! I beg you, Geert, how can you say 'nothing but
+consuls?' Why, they are very high and grand, and, I might almost say,
+awe-inspiring individuals. Consuls, I thought, were the men with the
+bundles of rods, out of which an ax blade projected."
+
+"Not quite, Effi. Those men are called lictors."
+
+"Right, they are called lictors. But consuls are also men of very high
+rank and authority. Brutus was a consul, was he not?"
+
+"Yes, Brutus was a consul. But ours are not very much like him and are
+content to handle sugar and coffee, or open a case of oranges and sell
+them to you at ten pfennigs apiece."
+
+"Not possible."
+
+"Indeed it is certain. They are tricky little tradesmen, who are
+always at hand with their advice on any question of business, when
+foreign vessels put in here and are at a loss to know what to do. And
+when they have given advice and rendered service to some Dutch or
+Portuguese vessel, they are likely in the end to become accredited
+representatives of such foreign states, and so we have just as many
+consuls in Kessin as we have ambassadors and envoys in Berlin. Then
+whenever there is a holiday, and we have many holidays here, all the
+flags are hoisted, and, if we happen to have a bright sunny morning,
+on such days you can see all Europe flying flags from our roofs, and
+the star-spangled banner and the Chinese dragon besides."
+
+"You are in a scoffing mood, Geert, and yet you may be right. But I
+for my part, insignificant though I be, must confess, that I consider
+all this charming and that our Havelland cities are nothing in
+comparison. When the Emperor's birthday is celebrated in our region
+the only flags hoisted are just the black and white, with perhaps a
+bit of red here and there, but that is not to be compared with the
+world of flags you speak of. Generally speaking, I find over and over
+again, as I have already said, that everything here has a certain
+foreign air about it, and I have not yet seen or heard a thing that
+has not more or less amazed me. Yesterday evening, for example, there
+was that remarkable ship out in the hall, and behind it the shark and
+the crocodile. And here your own room. Everything so oriental and, I
+cannot help repeating, everything as in the palace of an Indian
+prince."
+
+"Well and good! I congratulate you, Princess."
+
+"And then upstairs the social room with its long curtains, which sweep
+over the floor."
+
+"Now what, pray, do you know about that room?"
+
+"Nothing beyond what I just told you. For about an hour while I lay
+awake in the night it seemed to me as though I heard shoes gliding
+over the floor, and as though there were dancing, and something almost
+like music, too. But all very quiet. I told Johanna about it this
+morning, merely in order to excuse myself for sleeping so long
+afterwards. She told me that it came from the long curtains up in the
+social room. I think we shall put a stop to that by cutting off a
+piece of the curtains or at least closing the windows. The weather
+will soon turn stormy enough, anyhow. The middle of November is the
+time, you know."
+
+Innstetten was a trifle embarrassed and sat with a puzzled look on his
+face, seemingly undecided whether or not he should attempt to allay
+all these fears. Finally he made up his mind to ignore them. "You are
+quite right, Effi, we can shorten the long curtains upstairs. But
+there is no hurry about it, especially as it is not certain whether it
+will do any good. It may be something else, in the chimney, or a worm
+in the wood, or a polecat. For we have polecats here. But, in any
+case, before we undertake any changes you must first examine our whole
+house, under my guidance; that goes without saying. We can do it in a
+quarter of an hour. Then you make your toilette, dress up just a
+little bit, for in reality you are most charming as you are now. You
+must get ready for our friend Gieshübler. It is now past ten, and I
+should be very much mistaken in him if he did not put in his
+appearance here at eleven, or at twelve at the very latest, in order
+most devotedly to lay his homage at your feet. This, by the way, is
+the kind of language he indulges in. Otherwise he is, as I have
+already said, a capital man, who will become your friend, if I know
+him and you aright."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+It was long after eleven, but nothing had been seen of Gieshübler as
+yet. "I can't wait any longer," Geert had said, whose duties called
+him away. "If Gieshübler comes while I am gone, receive him as kindly
+as possible and the call will go especially well. He must not become
+embarrassed. When he is ill at ease he cannot find a word to say, or
+says the queerest kind of things. But if you can win his confidence
+and put him in a good humor he will talk like a book. Well, you will
+do that easily enough. Don't expect me before three; there is a great
+deal to do over across the way. And the matter of the room upstairs we
+will consider further. Doubtless, the best thing will be to leave it
+as it is."
+
+With that Innstetten went away and left his young wife alone. She sat,
+leaning back, in a quiet, snug corner by the window, and, as she
+looked out, rested her left arm on a small side leaf drawn out of the
+cylindrical desk. The street was the chief thoroughfare leading to the
+beach, for which reason there was a great deal of traffic here in the
+summer time, but now, in the middle of November, it was all empty and
+quiet, and only a few poor children, whose parents lived in thatched
+cottages clear at the further edge of the "Plantation" came clattering
+by in their wooden shoes. But Effi felt none of this loneliness, for
+her fancy was still engaged with the strange things she had seen a
+short time before during her examination of the house.
+
+This examination began with the kitchen, which had a range of modern
+make, while an electric wire ran along the ceiling and into the maids'
+room. These two improvements had only recently been made, and Effi was
+pleased when Innstetten told her about them. Next they went from the
+kitchen back into the hall and from there out into the court, the
+first half of which was little more than a narrow passage-way running
+along between the two side wings of the house. In these wings were to
+be found all the other rooms set apart for house-keeping purposes. In
+the right the maids' room, the manservant's room, and the mangling
+room; to the left the coachman's quarters, situated between the stable
+and the carriage shed and occupied by the Kruse family. Over this room
+was the chicken house, while a trap door in the roof of the stable
+furnished ingress and egress for the pigeons. Effi had inspected all
+these parts of the house with a great deal of interest, but this
+interest was exceeded by far when, upon returning from the court to
+the front of the house, she followed Innstetten's leading and climbed
+the stairway to the upper story. The stairs were askew, ramshackly,
+and dark; but the hall, to which they led, almost gave one a cheerful
+sensation, because it had a great deal of light and a good view of the
+surrounding landscape. In one direction it looked out over the roofs
+of the outskirts of the city and the "Plantation," toward a Dutch
+windmill standing high up on a dune; in the other it looked out upon
+the Kessine, which here, just above its mouth, was rather broad and
+stately. It was a striking view and Effi did not hesitate to give
+lively expression to her pleasure. "Yes, very beautiful, very
+picturesque," answered Innstetten, without going more into detail, and
+then opened a double door to the right, with leaves hanging somewhat
+askew, which led into the so-called social room. This room ran clear
+across the whole story. Both front and back windows were open and the
+oft-mentioned curtains swung back and forth in the strong draft. From
+the middle of one side wall projected an open fireplace with a large
+stone mantlepiece, while on the opposite wall there hung a few tin
+candlesticks, each with two candle sockets, just like those downstairs
+in the hall, except that everything looked dingy and neglected. Effi
+was somewhat disappointed and frankly said so. Then she remarked that
+she would rather look at the rooms across the hall than at this
+miserable, deserted social room. "To tell the truth, there is
+absolutely nothing over there," answered Innstetten, but he opened the
+doors nevertheless. Here were four rooms with one window each, all
+tinted yellow, to match the social room, and all completely empty,
+except that in one there stood three rush-bottomed chairs, with seats
+broken through. On the back of one was pasted a little picture, only
+half a finger long, representing a Chinaman in blue coat and wide
+yellow trousers, with a low-crowned hat on his head. Effi saw it and
+said: "What is the Chinaman doing here?" Innstetten himself seemed
+surprised at the picture and assured her that he did not know. "Either
+Christel or Johanna has pasted it there. Child's play. You can see it
+is cut out of a primer." Effi agreed with that and was only surprised
+that Innstetten took everything so seriously, as though it meant
+something after all.
+
+Then she cast another glance into the social room and said, in effect,
+that it was really a pity all that room should stand empty. "We have
+only three rooms downstairs and if anybody comes to visit us we shall
+not know whither to turn. Don't you think one could make two handsome
+guest rooms out of the social room? This would just suit mama. She
+could sleep in the back room and would have the view of the river and
+the two moles, and from the front room she could see the city and the
+Dutch windmill. In Hohen-Cremmen we have even to this day only a
+German windmill. Now say, what do you think of it? Next May mama will
+surely come."
+
+Innstetten agreed to everything, only he said finally: "That is all
+very well. But after all it will be better if we give your mama rooms
+over in the district councillor's office building. The whole second
+story is vacant there, just as it is here, and she will have more
+privacy there."
+
+That was the result, so to speak, which the first walk around through
+the house accomplished. Effi then made her toilette, but not so
+quickly as Innstetten had supposed, and now she was sitting in her
+husband's room, turning her thoughts first to the little Chinaman
+upstairs, then to Gieshübler, who still did not come. To be sure, a
+quarter of an hour before, a stoop-shouldered and almost deformed
+little gentleman in an elegant short fur coat and a very
+smooth-brushed silk hat, too tall for his proportions, had walked
+past on the other side of the street and had glanced over at her
+window. But that could hardly have been Gieshübler. No, this
+stoop-shouldered man, who had such a distinguished air about him, must
+have been the presiding judge, and she recalled then that she had once
+seen such a person at a reception given by Aunt Therese, but it
+suddenly occurred to her that Kessin had only a lower court judge.
+
+While she was still following out this chain of thought the object of
+her reflections, who had apparently been taking a morning stroll, or
+perhaps a promenade around the "Plantation" to bolster up his courage,
+came in sight again, and a minute later Frederick entered to announce
+Apothecary Gieshübler.
+
+"Ask him kindly to come in."
+
+The poor young wife's heart fluttered, for it was the first time that
+she had to appear as a housewife, to say nothing of the first woman of
+the city.
+
+Frederick helped Gieshübler take off his fur coat and then opened the
+door.
+
+Effi extended her hand to the timidly entering caller, who kissed it
+with a certain amount of fervor. The young wife seemed to have made a
+great impression upon him immediately.
+
+"My husband has already told me--But I am receiving you here in my
+husband's room,--he is over at the office and may be back any moment.
+May I ask you to step into my room?"
+
+Gieshübler followed Effi, who led the way into the adjoining room,
+where she pointed to one of the arm chairs, as she herself sat down on
+the sofa. "I wish I could tell you what a great pleasure it was
+yesterday to receive the beautiful flowers with your card. I
+straightway ceased to feel myself a stranger here and when I mentioned
+the fact to Innstetten he told me we should unquestionably be good
+friends."
+
+"Did he say that? The good councillor. In the councillor and you, most
+gracious Lady,--I beg your permission to say it--two dear people have
+been united. For what kind of a man your husband is, I know, and what
+kind of a woman you are, most gracious Lady, I see."
+
+"Provided only you do not look at me with too friendly eyes. I am so
+very young. And youth--"
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, say nothing against youth. Youth, even with
+all its mistakes, is still beautiful and lovable, and age, even with
+its virtues, is not good for much. Personally I have, it is true, no
+right to say anything about this subject. About age I might have,
+perhaps, but not about youth, for, to be frank, I was never young.
+Persons with my misfortune are never young. That, it may as well be
+said, is the saddest feature of the case. One has no true spirit, one
+has no self-confidence, one hardly ventures to ask a lady for the
+honor of a dance, because one does not desire to cause her an
+embarrassment, and thus the years go by and one grows old, and life
+has been poor and empty."
+
+Effi gave him her hand. "Oh, you must not say such things. We women
+are by no means so bad."
+
+"Oh, no, certainly not."
+
+"And when I recall," continued Effi, "what all I have experienced--it
+is not much, for I have gone out but little, and have almost always
+lived in the country--but when I recall it, I find that, after all, we
+always love what is worthy of love. And then I see, too, at once that
+you are different from other men. We women have sharp eyes in such
+matters. Perhaps in your case the name has something to do with it.
+That was always a favorite assertion of our old pastor Niemeyer. The
+name, he loved to say, especially the forename, has a certain
+mysterious determining influence; and Alonzo Gieshübler, in my
+opinion, opens to one a whole new world, indeed I feel almost tempted
+to say, Alonzo is a romantic name, a fastidious name."
+
+Gieshübler smiled with a very unusual degree of satisfaction and
+mustered up the courage to lay aside his silk hat, which up to this
+time he had been turning in his hand. "Yes, most gracious Lady, you
+hit the nail on the head that time."
+
+Oh, I understand. I have heard about the consuls, of Kessin is said to
+have so many, and at the home of the Spanish consul your father
+presumably made the acquaintance of the daughter of a sea-captain, a
+beautiful Andalusian girl, I suppose; Andalusian girls are always
+beautiful."
+
+"Precisely as you suppose, most gracious Lady. And my mother really
+was a beautiful woman, ill as it behooves me personally to undertake
+to prove it. But when your husband came here three years ago she was
+still alive and still had the same fiery eyes as in her youth. He will
+confirm my statement. I personally take more after the Gieshüblers,
+who are people of little account, so far as external features are
+concerned, but otherwise tolerably well favored. We have been living
+here now for four generations, a full hundred years, and if there were
+an apothecary nobility--"
+
+"You would have a right to claim it. And I, for my part, accept your
+claim as proved, and that beyond question. For us who come of old
+families it is a very easy matter, because we gladly recognize every
+sort of noble-mindedness, no matter from what source it may come. At
+least that is the way I was brought up by my father, as well as by my
+mother. I am a Briest by birth and am descended from the Briest, who,
+the day before the battle of Fehrbellin, led the sudden attack on
+Rathenow, of which you may perhaps have heard."
+
+"Oh, certainly, most gracious Lady, that, you know, is my specialty."
+
+"Well then I am a von Briest. And my father has said to me more than
+a hundred times: Effi,--for that is my name--Effi, here is our
+beginning, and here only. When Froben traded the horse, he was that
+moment a nobleman, and when Luther said, 'here I stand,' he was more
+than ever a nobleman. And I think, Mr. Gieshübler, Innstetten was
+quite right when he assured me you and I should be good friends."
+
+Gieshübler would have liked nothing better than to make her a
+declaration of love then and there, and to ask that he might fight and
+die for her as a Cid or some other campeador. But as that was out of
+the question, and his heart could no longer endure the situation, he
+arose from his seat, looked for his hat, which he fortunately found at
+once, and, after again kissing the young wife's hand, withdrew quickly
+from her presence without saying another word.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+Such was Effi's first day in Kessin. Innstetten gave her half a week
+further time to become settled and write letters to her mother, Hulda,
+and the twins. Then the city calls began, some of which were made in a
+closed carriage, for the rains came just right to make this unusual
+procedure seem the sensible thing to do. When all the city calls had
+been made the country nobility came next in order. These took longer,
+as in most cases the distances were so great that it was not possible
+to make more than one visit on any one day. First they went to the
+Borckes' in Rothenmoor, then to Morgnitz, Dabergotz, and Kroschentin,
+where they made their duty call at the Ahlemanns', the Jatzkows', and
+the Grasenabbs'. Further down the list came, among other families,
+that of Baron von Güldenklee in Papenhagen. The impression that Effi
+received was everywhere the same. Mediocre people, whose friendliness
+was for the most part of an uncertain character, and who, while
+pretending to speak of Bismarck and the Crown Princess, were in
+reality merely scrutinizing Effi's dress, which some considered too
+pretentious for so youthful a woman, while others looked upon it as
+too little suited to a lady of social position. Everything about her,
+they said, betrayed the Berlin school,--sense in external matters and
+a remarkable degree of uncertainty and embarrassment in the discussion
+of great problems. At the Borckes', and also at the homes in Morgnitz
+and Dabergotz, she had been declared "infected with rationalism," but
+at the Grasenabbs' she was pronounced point-blank an "atheist." To be
+sure, the elderly Mrs. Grasenabb, _née_ Stiefel, of Stiefelstein in
+South Germany, had made a weak attempt to save Effi at least for
+deism. But Sidonie von Grasenabb, an old maid of forty-three, had
+gruffly interjected the remark: "I tell you, mother, simply an
+atheist, and nothing short of an atheist, and that settles it." After
+this outburst the old woman, who was afraid of her own daughter, had
+observed discreet silence.
+
+The whole round had taken just about two weeks, and at a late hour on
+the second day of December the Innstettens were returning home from
+their last visit. At the Güldenklees' Innstetten had met with the
+inevitable fate of having to argue politics with old Mr. Güldenklee.
+"Yes, dearest district councillor, when I consider how times have
+changed! A generation ago today, or about that long, there was, you
+know, another second of December, and good Louis, the nephew of
+Napoleon--_if_ he was his nephew, and not in reality of entirely
+different extraction--was firing grape and canister at the Parisian
+mob. Oh well, let him be forgiven for that; he was just the man to do
+it, and I hold to the theory that every man fares exactly as well and
+as ill as he deserves. But when he later lost all appreciation and in
+the year seventy, without any provocation, was determined to have a
+bout with us, you see, Baron, that was--well, what shall I say?--that
+was a piece of insolence. But he was repaid for it in his own coin.
+Our Ancient of Days up there is not to be trifled with and He is on
+our side."
+
+"Yes," said Innstetten, who was wise enough to appear to be entering
+seriously into such Philistine discussions, "the hero and conqueror of
+Saarbrücken did not know what he was doing. But you must not be too
+strict in your judgment of him personally. After all, who is master in
+his own house? Nobody. I myself am already making preparations to put
+the reins of government into other hands, and Louis Napoleon, you
+know, was simply a piece of wax in the hands of his Catholic wife, or
+let us say, rather, of his Jesuit wife."
+
+"Wax in the hands of his wife, who proceeded to bamboozle him.
+Certainly, Innstetten, that is just what he was. But you don't think,
+do you, that that is going to save him? He is forever condemned.
+Moreover it has never yet been shown conclusively"--at these words his
+glance sought rather timorously the eye of his better half--"that
+petticoat government is not really to be considered an advantage.
+Only, of course, it must be the right sort of a wife. But who was this
+wife? She was not a wife at all. The most charitable thing to call her
+is a 'dame,' and that tells the whole story. 'Dame' almost always
+leaves an after-taste. This Eugenie--whose relation to the Jewish
+banker I gladly ignore here, for I hate the 'I-am-holier-than-thou'
+attitude--had a streak of the _café-chantant_ in her, and, if the city
+in which she lived was a Babylon, she was a wife of Babylon. I don't
+care to express myself more plainly, for I know"--and he bowed toward
+Effi--"what I owe to German wives. Your pardon, most gracious Lady,
+that I have so much as touched upon these things within your hearing."
+
+Such had been the trend of the conversation, after they had talked
+about the election, the assassin Nobiling, and the rape crop, and when
+Innstetten and Effi reached home they sat down to chat for half an
+hour. The two housemaids were already in bed, for it was nearly
+midnight.
+
+Innstetten put on his short house coat and morocco slippers, and began
+to walk up and down in the room; Effi was still dressed in her society
+gown, and her fan and gloves lay beside her.
+
+"Now," said Innstetten, standing still, "we really ought to celebrate
+this day, but I don't know as yet how. Shall I play you a triumphal
+march, or set the shark going out there, or carry you in triumph
+across the hall? Something must be done, for I would have you know,
+this visit today was the last one."
+
+"Thank heaven, if it was," said Effi. "But the feeling that we now
+have peace and quiet is, I think, celebration enough in itself. Only
+you might give me a kiss. But that doesn't occur to you. On that whole
+long road not a touch, frosty as a snow-man. And never a thing but
+your cigar."
+
+"Forget that, I am going to reform, but at present I merely want to
+know your attitude toward this whole question of friendly relations
+and social intercourse. Do you feel drawn to one or another of these
+new acquaintances? Have the Borckes won the victory over the
+Grasenabbs, or vice versa, or do you side with old Mr. Güldenklee?
+What he said about Eugenie made a very noble and pure impression,
+don't you think so?"
+
+"Aha, behold! Sir Geert von Innstetten is a gossip. I am learning to
+know you from an entirely new side."
+
+"And if our nobility will not do," continued Innstetten, without
+allowing himself to be interrupted, "what do you think of the city
+officials of Kessin? What do you think of the club? After all, life
+and death depend upon your answer. Recently I saw you talking with our
+judge, who is a lieutenant of the reserves, a neat little man that one
+might perhaps get along with, if he could only rid himself of the
+notion that he accomplished the recapture of Le Bourget by attacking
+him on the flank. And his wife! She is considered our best Boston
+player and has, besides, the prettiest counters. So once more, Effi,
+how is it going to be in Kessin? Will you become accustomed to the
+place? Will you be popular and assure me a majority when I want to go
+to the Imperial Diet? Or do you favor a life of seclusion, holding
+yourself aloof from the people of Kessin, in the city as well as in
+the country?"
+
+"I shall probably decide in favor of a secluded life, unless the
+Apothecary at the sign of the Moor draws me out. To be sure, that will
+make me fall still lower in Sidonie's estimation, but I shall have to
+take the risk. This fight will simply have to be fought. I shall stand
+or fall with Gieshübler. It sounds rather comical, but he is actually
+the only person with whom it is possible to carry on a conversation,
+the only real human being here."
+
+"That he is," said Innstetten. "How well you choose!"
+
+"Should I have _you_ otherwise?" said Effi and leaned upon his arm.
+
+That was on the 2d of December. A week later Bismarck was in Varzin,
+and Innstetten now knew that until Christmas, and perhaps even for a
+longer time, quiet days for him were not to be thought of. The Prince
+had cherished a fondness for him ever since the days in Versailles,
+and would often invite him to dinner, along with other guests, but
+also alone, for the youthful district councillor, distinguished alike
+for his bearing and his wisdom, enjoyed the favor of the Princess
+also.
+
+The first invitation came for the 14th. As there was snow on the
+ground Innstetten planned to take a sleigh for the two hours' drive to
+the station, from which he had another hour's ride by train. "Don't
+wait for me, Effi. I can't be back before midnight; it will probably
+be two o'clock or even later. But I'll not disturb you. Good-by, I'll
+see you in the morning." With that he climbed into the sleigh and away
+the Isabella-colored span flew through the city and across the country
+toward the station.
+
+That was the first long separation, for almost twelve hours. Poor
+Effi! How was she to pass the evening? To go to bed early would be
+inadvisable, for she would wake up and not be able to go to sleep
+again, and would listen for every sound. No, it would be best to wait
+till she was very tired and then enjoy a sound sleep. She wrote a
+letter to her mother and then went to see Mrs. Kruse, whose condition
+aroused her sympathy. This poor woman had the habit of sitting till
+late at night with the black chicken in her lap. The friendliness the
+visit was meant to show was by no means returned by Mrs. Kruse, who
+sat in her overheated room quietly brooding away the time. So when
+Effi perceived that her coming was felt as a disturbance rather than a
+pleasure she went away, staying merely long enough to ask whether
+there was anything the invalid would like to have. But all offers of
+assistance were declined.
+
+Meanwhile it had become evening and the lamp was already burning. Effi
+walked over to the window of her room and looked out at the grove,
+whose trees were covered with glistening snow. She was completely
+absorbed in the picture and took no notice of what was going on behind
+her in the room. When she turned around she observed that Frederick
+had quietly put the coffee tray on the table before the sofa and set a
+place for her. "Why, yes, supper. I must sit down, I suppose." But she
+could not make herself eat. So she got up from the table and reread
+the letter she had written to her mother. If she had had a feeling of
+loneliness before, it was doubly intense now. What would she not have
+given if the two sandy-haired Jahnkes had just stepped in, or even
+Hulda? The latter, to be sure, was always so sentimental and as a
+usual thing occupied solely with her own triumphs. But doubtful and
+insecure as these triumphs were, nevertheless Effi would be very happy
+to be told about them at this moment. Finally she opened the grand
+piano to play some music, but she could not play. "No, this will make
+me hopelessly melancholy; I will read, rather." She looked for a book,
+and the first to fall into her hands was a thick red tourist's
+handbook, an old edition, perhaps from the days when Innstetten was a
+lieutenant. "Yes, I will read in this book; there is nothing more
+quieting than books like this. Only the maps should always be avoided.
+But I shall guard against this source of sand in the eyes, which I
+hate."
+
+She opened the book at random at page 153. In the adjoining room she
+heard the tick-tock of the clock, and out of doors Rollo, who at
+nightfall had left his place in the shed, as was his custom every
+evening, and had stretched himself out on the large woven mat just
+outside the bedroom door. The consciousness that he was near at hand
+decreased Effi's feeling that she was forsaken. In fact, it almost put
+her in a cheerful mood, and so she began, without further delay, to
+read. On the page lying open before her there was something about the
+"Hermitage," the well country-seat of the Margrave in the neighborhood
+of Beireuth. It attracted her attention. Beireuth, Richard Wagner. So
+she read: "Among the pictures in the 'Hermitage' let us mention one
+more, which not because of its beauty, but because of its age and the
+person it represents, may well claim our interest. It is a woman's
+portrait, which has grown dark with age. The head is small, the face
+has harsh, rather uncanny features, and she wears a ruff which seems
+to support her head. Some think it is an old margravine from the end
+of the 15th century, others are of the opinion that it is the Countess
+of Orlamunde. All are agreed that it is the picture of the Lady who
+since that time has achieved a certain notoriety in the history of the
+Hohenzollern dynasty under the name of the 'Lady in white.'"
+
+"That was a lucky accident!" said Effi, as she shoved the book aside.
+"I seek to quiet my nerves, and the first thing I run into is the
+story of the 'Lady in white,' of whom I have been afraid as long as I
+can remember. But inasmuch as I already have a creepy feeling I might
+as well finish the story."
+
+She opened the book again and read further: "This old portrait itself,
+the original of which plays such a rôle in Hohenzollern history, has
+likewise a significance as a picture in the special history of the
+Hermitage. No doubt, one circumstance that has something to do with
+this is the fact that the picture hangs on a papered door, which is
+invisible to the stranger and behind which there is a stairway leading
+down into the cellar. It is said that when Napoleon spent the night
+here the 'Lady in white' stepped out of the frame and walked up to his
+bed. The Emperor, starting with fright, the story continues, called
+for his adjutant, and to the end of his life always spoke with
+exasperation of this 'cursed palace.'"
+
+"I must give up trying to calm myself by reading," said Effi. "If I
+read further, I shall certainly come to a vaulted cellar that the
+devil once rode out of on a wine cask. There are several of these in
+Germany, I believe, and in a tourist's handbook all such things have
+to be collected; that goes without saying. So I will close my eyes,
+rather, and recall my wedding-eve celebration as well as I can,--how
+the twins could not get any farther because of their tears, and how,
+when everybody looked at everybody else with embarrassment, Cousin von
+Briest declared that such tears opened the gate to Paradise. He was
+truly charming and always in such exuberant spirits. And look at me
+now! Here, of all places! Oh, I am not at all suited to be a grand
+Lady. Now mama, she would have fitted this position, she would have
+sounded the key-note, as behooves the wife of a district councillor,
+and Sidonie Grasenabb would have been all homage toward her and would
+not have been greatly disturbed about her belief or unbelief. But I--I
+am a child and shall probably remain one, too. I once heard that it is
+a good fortune. But I don't know whether that is true. Obviously a
+wife ought always to adapt herself to the position in which she is
+placed."
+
+At this moment Frederick came to clear off the table.
+
+"How late is it, Frederick?"
+
+"It is going on nine, your Ladyship."
+
+"Well, that is worth listening to. Send Johanna to me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Your Ladyship sent for me."
+
+"Yes, Johanna; I want to go to bed. It is still early, to be sure, but
+I am so alone. Please go out first and post this letter, and when you
+come back it will surely be time. And even if it isn't."
+
+Effi took the lamp and walked over to her bedroom. Just as she had
+expected, there lay Rollo on the rush mat. When he saw her coming he
+arose to make room for her to pass, and rubbed his ear against her
+hand. Then he lay down again.
+
+Meanwhile Johanna had gone over to the office to post the letter. Over
+there she had been in no particular hurry; on the contrary, she had
+preferred to carry on a conversation with Mrs. Paaschen, the wife of
+the janitor of the building. About the young wife, of course.
+
+"What kind of a woman is she anyhow?" asked Mrs. Paaschen.
+
+"She is very young."
+
+"Well, that is no misfortune, but rather the opposite. Young wives,
+and that is just the good thing about them, never do anything but
+stand before the mirror and pull at themselves and put on some
+ornament. They don't see much or hear much and have not yet formed the
+habit of counting the stubs of candles in the kitchen, and they don't
+begrudge a maid a kiss if she gets one, simply because she herself no
+longer gets any."
+
+"Yes," said Johanna, "that was the way with my former madame, and
+wholly without occasion. But there is nothing of that kind about our
+mistress."
+
+"Is he very affectionate?"
+
+"Oh very. That you can easily imagine."
+
+"But the fact that he leaves her thus alone--"
+
+"Yes, dear Mrs. Paaschen, but you must not forget--the Prince. After
+all, you know, he is a district councillor, and perhaps he wants to
+rise still higher."
+
+"Certainly he wants to, and he will, too. It's in him. Paaschen always
+says so and he knows."
+
+This walk over to the office had consumed perhaps a quarter of an
+hour, and when Johanna returned, Effi was already sitting before the
+pier-glass, waiting.
+
+"You were gone a long time, Johanna."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship--I beg your Ladyship's pardon--I met Mrs. Paaschen
+over there and was delayed a bit. It is so quiet here. One is always
+glad to meet a person with whom one can speak a word. Christel is a
+very good person, but she doesn't talk, and Frederick is such a
+sleepy-head. Besides, he is so cautious and never comes right out with
+what he has to say. True, one must be able to hold one's tongue when
+necessary, and Mrs. Paaschen, who is so inquisitive, is really not at
+all according to my taste. Yet one likes to see and hear something
+once in a while."
+
+Effi sighed. "Yes, Johanna, it is better so."
+
+"Your Ladyship has such beautiful hair, so long, and soft as silk."
+
+"Yes, it is very soft. But that is not a good thing, Johanna. As the
+hair is, so is the character."
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship. And a soft character is better than a hard
+one. I have soft hair, too."
+
+"Yes, Johanna. And you have blonde hair, too. That the men like best."
+
+"Oh, there is a great difference, your Ladyship. There are many who
+prefer black."
+
+"To be sure," laughed Effi, "that has been my experience, too. But it
+must be because of something else entirely. Now, those who are blonde
+always have a white complexion. You have, too, Johanna, and I would
+wager my last pfennig that you have a good deal of attention paid to
+you. I am still very young, but I know that much. Besides, I have a
+girl friend, who was also so blonde, a regular flaxen blonde, even
+blonder than you, and she was a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Oh, yes."
+
+"I beg you, Johanna, what do you mean by 'oh yes?' It sounds very
+sarcastic and strange, and you have nothing against preachers'
+daughters, have you?--She was a very pretty girl, as even our
+officers thought, without exception, for we had officers, red hussars,
+too. At the same time she knew very well how to dress herself. A black
+velvet bodice and a flower, a rose or sometimes heliotrope, and if she
+had not had such large protruding eyes--Oh you ought to have seen
+them, Johanna, at least this large--" Effi laughingly pulled down her
+right eye-lid--"she would have been simply a beauty. Her name was
+Hulda, Hulda Niemeyer, and we were not even so very intimate. But if I
+had her here now, and she were sitting there, yonder in the corner of
+the little sofa, I would chat with her till midnight, or even longer.
+I am so homesick"--in saying this she drew Johanna's head close to her
+breast--"I am so much afraid."
+
+"Oh, that will soon be overcome, your Ladyship, we were all that way."
+
+"You were all that way? What does that mean, Johanna?"
+
+"If your Ladyship is really so much afraid, why, I can make a bed for
+myself here. I can take the straw mattress and turn down a chair, so
+that I have something to lean my head against, and then I can sleep
+here till morning, or till his Lordship comes home."
+
+"He doesn't intend to disturb me. He promised me that specially."
+
+"Or I can merely sit down in the corner of the sofa."
+
+"Yes, that might do perhaps. No, it will not, either. His Lordship
+must not know that I am afraid, he would not like it. He always wants
+me to be brave and determined, as he is. And I can't be. I was always
+somewhat easily influenced.--But, of course, I see plainly, I must
+conquer myself and subject myself to his will in such particulars, as
+well as in general. And then I have Rollo, you know. He is lying just
+outside the threshold."
+
+Johanna nodded at each statement and finally lit the candle on Effi's
+bedroom stand. Then she took the lamp. "Does your Ladyship wish
+anything more?"
+
+"No, Johanna. The shutters are closed tight, are they not?"
+
+"Merely drawn to, your Ladyship. Otherwise it would be so dark and
+stuffy."
+
+"Very well."
+
+Johanna withdrew, and Effi went to bed and wrapped herself up in the
+covers.
+
+She left the candle burning, because she was determined not to go to
+sleep at once. On the contrary, she planned to recapitulate her
+wedding tour, as she had her wedding-eve celebration a short time
+before, and let everything pass before her mind's eye in review. But
+it turned out otherwise than she had expected, for when she had
+reached Verona and was looking for the house of Juliet Capulet, her
+eyes fell shut. The stub of candle in the little silver holder
+gradually burned down, flickered once or twice, and went out.
+
+Effi had slept quite soundly for a while, when all of a sudden she
+started up out of her sleep with a loud scream, indeed, she was able
+to hear the scream, as she awoke, and she also noticed Rollo's barking
+outside. His "bow-wow" went echoing down the hall, muffled and almost
+terrifying. She felt as though her heart stood still, and was unable
+to call out. At this moment something whisked past her, and the door
+into the hall sprang open. But the moment of extreme fright was also
+the moment of her rescue, for, instead of something terrible, Rollo
+now came up to her, sought her hand with his head, and, when he had
+found it, lay down upon the rug before her bed. With her other hand
+Effi had pressed three times on the button of the bell and in less
+than half a minute Johanna was there, in her bare feet, her skirt
+hanging over her arm and a large checkered cloth thrown over her head
+and shoulders.
+
+"Thank heaven, Johanna, that you are here."
+
+"What was the matter, your Ladyship? Your Ladyship has had a dream."
+
+"Yes, a dream. It must have been something of the sort, but it was
+something else besides."
+
+"Pray, what, your Ladyship?"
+
+"I was sleeping quite soundly and suddenly I started up and
+screamed--perhaps it was a nightmare--they have nightmares in our
+family--My father has them, too, and frightens us with them. Mama
+always says he ought not to humor himself so--But that is easy to
+say--Well, I started up out of my sleep and screamed, and when I
+looked around, as well as I could in the dark, something slipped past
+my bed, right there where you are standing now, Johanna, and then it
+was gone. And if I ask myself seriously, what it was--"
+
+"Well, your Ladyship?"
+
+"And if I ask myself seriously--I don't like to say it, Johanna--but I
+believe it was the Chinaman."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich_
+A STREET SCENE AT PARIS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+"The one from upstairs?" said Johanna, trying to laugh, "our little
+Chinaman that we pasted on the back of the chair, Christel and I? Oh,
+your Ladyship has been dreaming, and even if your Ladyship was awake,
+it all came from a dream."
+
+"I should believe that, if it had not been exactly the moment when
+Rollo began to bark outside. So he must have seen it too. Then the
+door flew open and the good faithful animal sprang toward me, as
+though he were coming to my rescue. Oh, my dear Johanna, it was
+terrible. And I so alone and so young. Oh, if I only had some one here
+with whom I could weep. But so far from home--alas, from home."
+
+"The master may come any hour."
+
+"No, he shall not come. He shall not see me thus. He would probably
+laugh at me and I could never pardon him for that. For it was so
+fearful, Johanna--You must stay here now--But let Christel sleep and
+Frederick too. Nobody must know about it."
+
+"Or perhaps I may fetch Mrs. Kruse to join us. She doesn't sleep
+anyhow; she sits there all night long."
+
+"No, no, she is a kindred spirit. That black chicken has something to
+do with it, too. She must not come. No, Johanna, you just stay here
+yourself. And how fortunate that you merely drew the shutters to. Push
+them open, make a loud noise, so that I may hear a human sound, a
+human sound--I have to call it that, even if it seems queer--and then
+open the window a little bit, that I may have air and light."
+
+Johanna did as ordered and Effi leaned back upon her pillows and soon
+thereafter fell into a lethargic sleep.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+It was six o'clock in the morning when Innstetten returned home from
+Varzin. He made Rollo omit all demonstrations of affection and then
+retired as quietly as possible to his room. Here he lay down in a
+comfortable position, but would not allow Frederick to do more than
+cover him up with a traveling rug. "Wake me at nine." And at this hour
+he was wakened. He arose quickly and said: "Bring my breakfast."
+
+"Her Ladyship is still asleep."
+
+"But it is late. Has anything happened?"
+
+"I don't know. I only know that Johanna had to sleep all night in her
+Ladyship's room."
+
+"Well, send Johanna to me then."
+
+She came. She had the same rosy complexion as ever, and so seemed not
+to have been specially upset by the events of the night.
+
+"What is this I hear about her Ladyship? Frederick tells me something
+happened and you slept in her room."
+
+"Yes, Sir Baron. Her Ladyship rang three times in very quick
+succession, and I thought at once it meant something. And it did, too.
+She probably had a dream, or it may perhaps have been the other
+thing."
+
+"What other thing?"
+
+"Oh, your Lordship knows, I believe."
+
+"I know nothing. In any case we must put an end to it. And how did you
+find her Ladyship?"
+
+"She was beside herself and clung to Rollo's collar with all her
+might. The dog was standing beside her Ladyship's bed and was
+frightened also."
+
+"And what had she dreamed, or, if you prefer, what had she heard or
+seen? What did she say?"
+
+"That it just slipped along close by her."
+
+"What? Who?"
+
+"The man from upstairs. The one from the social hall or from the small
+chamber."
+
+"Nonsense, I say. Over and over that same silly stuff. I don't want to
+hear any more about it. And then you stayed with her Ladyship?"
+
+"Yes, your Lordship. I made a bed on the floor close by her. And I had
+to hold her hand, and then she went to sleep."
+
+"And she is still sleeping?"
+
+"Very soundly."
+
+"I am worried about that, Johanna. One can sleep one's self well, but
+also ill. We must waken her, cautiously, of course, so that she will
+not be startled again. And tell Frederick not to bring the breakfast.
+I will wait till her Ladyship is here. Now let me see how clever you
+can be."
+
+Half an hour later Effi came. She looked charming, but quite pale, and
+was leaning on Johanna. The moment she caught sight of Innstetten she
+rushed up to him and embraced and kissed him, while the tears streamed
+down her face. "Oh, Geert, thank heaven, you are here. All is well
+again now. You must not go away again, you must not leave me alone
+again."
+
+"My dear Effi--Just put it down, Frederick, I will do the rest--my
+dear Effi, I am not leaving you alone from lack of consideration or
+from caprice, but because it is necessary. I have no choice. I am a
+man in office and cannot say to the Prince, or even to the Princess:
+Your Highness, I cannot come; my wife is so alone, or, my wife is
+afraid. If I said that it would put us in a rather comical light, me
+certainly, and you, too. But first take a cup of coffee."
+
+Effi drank her coffee and its stimulating effect was plainly to be
+seen. Then she took her husband's hand again and said: "You shall have
+your way. I see, it is impossible. And then, you know, we aspire to
+something higher. I say we, for I am really more eager for it than
+you."
+
+"All wives are," laughed Innstetten.
+
+"So it is settled. You will accept invitations as heretofore, and I
+will stay here and wait for my 'High Lord,' which reminds me of Hulda
+under the elder tree. I wonder how she is getting along?"
+
+"Young ladies like Hulda always get along well. But what else were you
+going to say?"
+
+"I was going to say, I will stay here, and even alone, if necessary.
+But not in this house. Let us move out. There are such handsome houses
+along the quay, one between Consul Martens and Consul Grützmacher, and
+one on the Market, just opposite Gieshübler. Why can't we live there?
+Why here, of all places? When we have had friends and relatives as
+guests in our house I have often heard that in Berlin families move
+out on account of piano playing, or on account of cockroaches, or on
+account of an unfriendly concierge. If it is done on account of such a
+trifle--"
+
+"Trifle? Concierge? Don't say that."
+
+"If it is possible because of such things it must also be possible
+here, where you are district councillor and the people are obliged to
+do your bidding and many even owe you a debt of gratitude. Gieshübler
+would certainly help us, even if only for my sake, for he will
+sympathize with me. And now say, Geert, shall we give up this
+abominable house, this house with the--"
+
+"Chinaman, you mean. You see, Effi, one can pronounce the fearful word
+without his appearing. What you saw or what, as you think, slipped
+past your bed, was the little Chinaman that the maids pasted on the
+back of the chair upstairs. I'll wager he had a blue coat on and a
+very flat-crowned hat, with a shining button on top."
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Now you see, a dream, a hallucination. And then, I presume, Johanna
+told you something last night, about the wedding upstairs."
+
+"No."
+
+"So much the better."
+
+"She didn't tell me a word. But from all this I can see that there is
+something queer here. And then the crocodile; everything is so uncanny
+here."
+
+"The first evening, when you saw the crocodile, you considered it
+fairy-like--"
+
+"Yes, then."
+
+"And then, Effi, I can't well leave here now, even if it were possible
+to sell the house or make an exchange. It is with this exactly as with
+declining an invitation to Varzin. I can't have the people here in the
+city saying that District Councillor Innstetten is selling his house
+because his wife saw the little pasted-up picture of a Chinaman as a
+ghost by her bed. I should be lost, Effi. One can never recover from
+such ridiculousness."
+
+"But, Geert, are you so sure that there is nothing of the kind?"
+
+"That I will not affirm. It is a thing that one can believe or,
+better, not believe. But supposing there were such things, what harm
+do they do? The fact that bacilli are flying around in the air, of
+which you have doubtless heard, is much worse and more dangerous than
+all this scurrying about of ghosts, assuming that they do scurry
+about, and that such a thing really exists. Then I am particularly
+surprised to see _you_ show such fear and such an aversion, you a
+Briest. Why, it is as though you came from a low burgher family.
+Ghosts are a distinction, like the family tree and the like, and I
+know families that would as lief give up their coat of arms as their
+'Lady in white,' who may even be in black, for that matter."
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Well, Effi; no answer?"
+
+"What do you expect me to answer? I have given in to you and shown
+myself docile, but I think you in turn might be more sympathetic. If
+you knew how I long for sympathy. I have suffered a great deal, really
+a very great deal, and when I saw you I thought I should now be rid of
+my fear. But you merely told me you had no desire to make yourself
+ridiculous in the eyes either of the Prince or of the city. That is
+small comfort. I consider it small, and so much the smaller, since, to
+cap the climax, you contradict yourself, and not only seem to believe
+in these things yourself, but even expect me to have a nobleman's
+pride in ghosts. Well, I haven't. When you talk about families that
+value their ghosts as highly as their coat of arms, all I have to say
+is, that is a matter of taste, and I count my coat of arms worth more.
+Thank heaven, we Briests have no ghosts. The Briests were always very
+good people and that probably accounts for it."
+
+The dispute would doubtless have gone on longer and might perhaps have
+led to a first serious misunderstanding if Frederick had not entered
+to hand her Ladyship a letter. "From Mr. Gieshübler. The messenger is
+waiting for an answer."
+
+All the ill-humor on Effi's countenance vanished immediately. It did
+her good merely to hear Gieshübler's name, and her cheerful feeling
+was further heightened when she examined the letter. In the first
+place it was not a letter at all, but a note, the address "Madame the
+Baroness von Innstetten, _née_ Briest," in a beautiful court hand, and
+instead of a seal a little round picture pasted on, a lyre with a
+staff sticking in it. But the staff might also be an arrow. She handed
+the note to her husband, who likewise admired it.
+
+"Now read it."
+
+Effi broke open the wafer and read: "Most highly esteemed Lady, most
+gracious Baroness: Permit me to join to my most respectful forenoon
+greeting a most humble request. By the noon train a dear friend of
+mine for many years past, a daughter of our good city of Kessin, Miss
+Marietta Trippelli, will arrive here to sojourn in our midst
+till tomorrow morning. On the 17th she expects to be in St.
+Petersburg, where she will give concerts till the middle of January.
+Prince Kotschukoff is again opening his hospitable house to her. In
+her immutable kindness to me, Miss Trippelli has promised to spend
+this evening at my house and sing some songs, leaving the choice
+entirely to me, for she knows no such thing as difficulty. Could
+Madame the Baroness consent to attend this soirée musicale, at seven
+o'clock? Your husband, upon whose appearance I count with certainty,
+will support my most humble request. The only other guests are Pastor
+Lindequist, who will accompany, and the widow Trippel, of course.
+Your most obedient servant. A. Gieshübler."
+
+"Well," said Innstetten, "yes or no?"
+
+"Yes, of course. That will pull me through. Besides, I cannot decline
+my dear Gieshübler's very first invitation."
+
+"Agreed. So, Frederick, tell Mirambo, for I take it for granted he
+brought the letter, that we shall have the honor."
+
+Frederick went out. When he was gone Effi asked: "Who is Mirambo?"
+
+"The genuine Mirambo is a robber chief in Africa,--Lake Tanganyika, if
+your geography extends that far--but ours is merely Gieshübler's
+charcoal dispenser and factotum, and will this evening, in all
+probability, serve as a waiter in dress coat and cotton gloves."
+
+It was quite apparent that the little incident had had a favorable
+effect on Effi and had restored to her a good share of her
+light-heartedness. But Innstetten wished to do what he could to hasten
+the convalescence. "I am glad you said yes, so quickly and without
+hesitation, and now I should like to make a further proposal to you to
+restore you entirely to your normal condition. I see plainly, you are
+still annoyed by something from last night foreign to my Effi and it
+must be got rid of absolutely. There is nothing better for that than
+fresh air. The weather is splendid, cool and mild at the same time,
+with hardly a breeze stirring. How should you like to take a drive
+with me? A long one, not merely out through the "Plantation." In the
+sleigh, of course, with the sleigh-bells on and the white snow
+blankets. Then if we are back by four you can take a rest, and at
+seven we shall be at Gieshübler's and hear Trippelli."
+
+Effi took his hand. "How good you are, Geert, and how indulgent! For I
+must have seemed to you very childish, or at least very childlike,
+first in the episode of fright and then, later, when I asked you to
+sell the house, but worst of all in what I said about the Prince. I
+urged you to break off all connection with him, and that would be
+ridiculous. For after all he is the one man who has to decide our
+destiny. Mine, too. You don't know how ambitious I am. To tell the
+truth, it was only out of ambition that I married you. Oh, you must
+not put on such a serious expression. I love you, you know. What is it
+we say when we pluck a blossom and tear off the petals? 'With all my
+heart, with grief and pain, beyond compare.'" She burst out laughing.
+"And now tell me," she continued, as Innstetten still kept silent,
+"whither shall we go?"
+
+"I thought, to the railway station, by a roundabout way, and then back
+by the turnpike. We can dine at the station or, better, at
+Golchowski's, at the Prince Bismarck Hotel, which we passed on the day
+of our return home, as you perhaps remember. Such a visit always has a
+good effect, and then I can have a political conversation with the
+Starost by the grace of Effi, and even if he does not amount to much
+personally he keeps his hotel in good condition and his cuisine in
+still better. The people here are connoisseurs when it comes to eating
+and drinking."
+
+It was about eleven when they had this conversation. At twelve Kruse
+drove the sleigh up to the door and Effi got in. Johanna was going to
+bring a foot bag and furs, but Effi, after all that she had juat
+passed through, felt so strongly the need of fresh air that she took
+only a double blanket and refused everything else. Innstetten said to
+Kruse: "Now, Kruse, we want to drive to the station where you and I
+were this morning. The people will wonder at it, but that doesn't
+matter. Say, we drive here past the 'Plantation,' and then to the left
+toward the Kroschentin church tower. Make the horses fly. We must be
+at the station at one."
+
+Thus began the drive. Over the white roofs of the city hung a bank of
+smoke, for there was little stir in the air. They flew past Utpatel's
+mill, which turned very slowly, and drove so close to the churchyard
+that the tips of the barberry bushes which hung out over the lattice
+brushed against Effi, and showered snow upon her blanket. On the other
+side of the road was a fenced-in plot, not much larger than a garden
+bed, and with nothing to be seen inside except a young pine tree,
+which rose out of the centre.
+
+"Is anybody buried there?" asked Effi.
+
+"Yes, the Chinaman."
+
+Effi was startled; it came to her like a stab. But she had strength
+enough to control herself and ask with apparent composure: "Ours?"
+
+"Yes, ours. Of course, he could not be accommodated in the community
+graveyard and so Captain Thomsen, who was what you might call his
+friend, bought this patch and had him buried here. There is also a
+stone with an inscription. It all happened before my time, of course,
+but it is still talked about."
+
+"So there is something in it after all. A story. You said something of
+the kind this morning. And I suppose it would be best for me to hear
+what it is. So long as I don't know, I shall always be a victim of my
+imaginations, in spite of all my good resolutions. Tell me the real
+story. The reality cannot worry me so much as my fancy."
+
+"Good for you, Effi. I didn't intend to speak about it. But now it
+comes in naturally, and that is well. Besides, to tell the truth, it
+is nothing at all."
+
+"All the same to me: nothing at all or much or little. Only begin."
+
+"Yes, that is easy to say. The beginning is always the hardest part,
+even with stories. Well, I think I shall begin with Captain Thomsen."
+
+"Very well."
+
+"Now Thomsen, whom I have already mentioned, was for many years a
+so-called China-voyager, always on the way between Shanghai and
+Singapore with a cargo of rice, and may have been about sixty when he
+arrived here. I don't know whether he was born here or whether he had
+other relations here. To make a long story short, now that he was here
+he sold his ship, an old tub that he disposed of for very little, and
+bought a house, the same that we are now living in. For out in the
+world he had become a wealthy man. This accounts for the crocodile and
+the shark and, of course, the ship. Thomsen was a very adroit man, as
+I have been told, and well liked, even by Mayor Kirstein, but above
+all by the man who was at that time the pastor in Kessin, a native of
+Berlin, who had come here shortly before Thomsen and had met with a
+great deal of opposition."
+
+"I believe it. I notice the same thing. They are so strict and
+self-righteous here. I believe that is Pomeranian."
+
+"Yes and no, depending. There are other regions where they are not at
+all strict and where things go topsy-turvy--But just see, Effi, there
+we have the Kroschentin church tower right close in front of us. Shall
+we not give up the station and drive over to see old Mrs. von
+Grasenabb? Sidonie, if I am rightly informed, is not at home. So we
+might risk it."
+
+"I beg you, Geert, what are you thinking of? Why, it is heavenly to
+fly along thus, and I can simply feel myself being restored and all my
+fear falling from me. And now you ask me to sacrifice all that merely
+to pay these old people a flying visit and very likely cause them
+embarrassment. For heaven's sake let us not. And then I want above all
+to hear the story. We were talking about Captain Thomsen, whom I
+picture to myself as a Dane or an Englishman, very clean, with white
+stand-up collar, and perfectly white linen."
+
+"Quite right. So he is said to have looked. And with him lived a young
+person of about twenty, whom some took for his niece, but most people
+for his grand-daughter. The latter, however, considering their ages,
+was hardly possible. Beside the grand-daughter or the niece, there was
+also a Chinaman living with him, the same one who lies there among the
+dunes and whose grave we have just passed."
+
+"Fine, fine."
+
+"This Chinaman was a servant at Thomsen's and Thomsen thought a great
+deal of him, so that he was really more a friend than a servant. And
+it remained so for over a year. Then suddenly it was rumored that
+Thomsen's grand-daughter, who, I believe, was called Nina, was to be
+married to a captain, in accordance with the old man's wish. And so
+indeed it came about. There was a grand wedding at the house, the
+Berlin pastor married them. The miller Utpatel, a Scottish Covenanter,
+and Gieshübler, a feeble light in church matters, were invited, but
+the more prominent guests were a number of captains with their wives
+and daughters. And, as you can imagine, there was a lively time. In
+the evening there was dancing, and the bride danced with every man and
+finally with the Chinaman. Then all of a sudden the report spread that
+she had vanished. And she was really gone, somewhere, but nobody knew
+just what had happened. A fortnight later the Chinaman died. Thomsen
+bought the plot I have shown you and had him buried in it. The Berlin
+Pastor is said to have remarked: 'The Chinaman might just as well have
+been buried in the Christian churchyard, for he was a very good man
+and exactly as good as the rest.' Whom he really meant by the rest,
+Gieshübler says nobody quite knew."
+
+"Well, in this matter I am absolutely against the pastor. Nobody ought
+to say such things, for they are dangerous and unbecoming. Even
+Niemeyer would not have said that."
+
+"The poor pastor, whose name, by the way, was Trippel, was very
+seriously criticised for it, and it was truly a blessing that he soon
+afterward died, for he would have lost his position otherwise. The
+city was opposed to him, just as you are, in spite of the fact that
+they had called him, and the Consistory, of course, was even more
+antagonistic."
+
+"Trippel, you say? Then, I presume, there is some connection between
+him and the pastor's widow, Mrs. Trippel, whom we are to see this
+evening."
+
+"Certainly there is a connection. He was her husband, and the father
+of Miss Trippelli."
+
+Effi laughed. "Of Miss Trippelli! At last I see the whole affair in a
+clear light. That she was born in Kessin, Gieshübler wrote me, you
+remember. But I thought she was the daughter of an Italian consul. We
+have so many foreign names here, you know. And now I find she is good
+German and a descendant of Trippel. Is she so superior that she could
+venture to Italianize her name in this fashion?"
+
+"The daring shall inherit the earth. Moreover she is quite good. She
+spent a few years in Paris with the famous Madame Viardot, and there
+made the acquaintance of the Russian Prince. Russian Princes, you
+know, are very enlightened, are above petty class prejudices, and
+Kotschukoff and Gieshübler--whom she calls uncle, by the way, and one
+might almost call him a born uncle--it is, strictly speaking, these
+two who have made little Marie Trippel what she is. It was Gieshübler
+who induced her to go to Paris and Kotschukoff made her over into
+Marietta Trippelli."
+
+"Ah, Geert, what a charming story this is and what a humdrum life I
+have led in Hohen-Cremmen! Never a thing out of the ordinary."
+
+Innstetten took her hand and said: "You must not speak thus, Effi.
+With respect to ghosts one may take whatever attitude one likes. But
+beware of 'out of the ordinary' things, or what is loosely called out
+of the ordinary. That which appears to you so enticing, even a life
+such as Miss Trippelli leads, is as a rule bought at the price of
+happiness. I know quite well how you love Hohen-Cremmen and are
+attached to it, but you often make sport of it, too, and have no
+conception of how much quiet days like those in Hohen-Cremmen mean."
+
+"Yes I have," she said. "I know very well. Only I like to hear about
+something else once in a while, and then the desire comes over me to
+have a similar experience. But you are quite right, and, to tell the
+truth, I long for peace and quiet."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "My dear, dear Effi, that again
+you only imagine. Always fancies, first one thing, then another."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+[Innstetten and Effi stopped at the Prince Bismarck Hotel for dinner
+and heard some of Golchowski's gossip. All three went out near the
+tracks, when they heard a fast express coming, and as it passed in the
+direction of Effi's old home, it filled her heart with longing. The
+soirée musicale at Gieshübler's was particularly enlivened by the
+bubbling humor of Miss Trippelli, whose singing was excellent, but did
+not overshadow her talent as a conversationalist. Effi admired her
+ability to sing dramatic pieces with composure. An uncanny ballad led
+to a discussion of haunted houses and ghosts, in both of which Miss
+Trippelli believed.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+The guests did not go home till late. Soon after ten Effi remarked to
+Gieshübler that it was about time to leave, as Miss Trippelli must not
+miss her train and would have to leave Kessin at six in order to catch
+it. But Miss Trippelli overheard the remark and, in her own peculiar
+unabashed way, protested against such thoughtful consideration. "Ah,
+most gracious Lady, you think that one following my career needs
+regular sleep, but you are mistaken. What we need regularly is
+applause and high prices. Oh, laugh if you like. Besides, I can sleep
+in my compartment on the train--for one learns to do such things--in
+any position and even on my left side, and I don't even need to
+unfasten my dress. To be sure, I am never laced tight; chest and lungs
+must always be free, and, above all, the heart. Yes, most gracious
+Lady, that is the prime essential. And then, speaking of sleep in
+general, it is not the quantity that tells; it is the quality. A good
+nap of five minutes is better than five hours of restless turning over
+and over, first one way, then the other. Besides, one sleeps
+marvelously in Russia, in spite of the strong tea. It must be the air
+that causes it, or late dinners, or because one is so pampered. There
+are no cares in Russia; in that regard Russia is better than America.
+In the matter of money the two are equal." After this explanation on
+the part of Miss Trippelli, Effi desisted from further warnings that
+it was time to go. When twelve o'clock came, the guests, who had
+meanwhile developed a certain degree of intimacy, bade their host a
+merry and hearty good night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Three days later Gieshübler's friend brought herself once more to
+Effi's attention by a telegram in French, from St. Petersburg: "Madame
+the Baroness von Innstetten, née von Briest. Arrived safe. Prince K.
+at station. More taken with me than ever. Thousand thanks for your
+good reception. Kindest regards to Monsieur the Baron. Marietta
+Trippelli."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and gave more enthusiastic expression to his
+delight than Effi was able to understand.
+
+"I don't understand you, Geert."
+
+"Because you don't understand Miss Trippelli. It's her true self in
+the telegram, perfect to a dot."
+
+"So you take it all as a bit of comedy."
+
+"As what else could I take it, pray? All calculated for friends there
+and here, for Kotschukoff and Gieshübler. Gieshübler will probably
+found something for Miss Trippelli, or maybe just leave her a legacy."
+
+Gieshübler's party had occurred in the middle of December.
+Immediately thereafter began the preparations for Christmas. Effi, who
+might otherwise have found it hard to live through these days,
+considered it a blessing to have a household with demands that had to
+be satisfied. It was a time for pondering, deciding, and buying, and
+this left no leisure for gloomy thoughts. The day before Christmas
+gifts arrived from her parents, and in the parcels were packed a
+variety of trifles from the precentor's family: beautiful queenings
+from a tree grafted by Effi and Jahnke several years ago, beside brown
+pulse-warmers and knee-warmers from Bertha and Hertha. Hulda only
+wrote a few lines, because, as she pretended, she had still to knit a
+traveling shawl for X. "That is simply not true," said Effi, "I'll
+wager, there is no X in existence. What a pity she cannot cease
+surrounding herself with admirers who do not exist!"
+
+When the evening came Innstetten himself arranged the presents for his
+young wife. The tree was lit, and a small angel hung at the top. On
+the tree was discovered a cradle with pretty transparencies and
+inscriptions, one of which referred to an event looked forward to in
+the Innstetten home the following year. Effi read it and blushed. Then
+she started toward Innstetten to thank him, but before she had time to
+carry out her design a Yule gift was thrown into the hall with a
+shout, in accordance with the old Pomeranian custom. It proved to be a
+box filled with a world of things. At the bottom they found the most
+important gift of all, a neat little lozenge box, with a number of
+Japanese pictures pasted on it, and inside of it a note, running,--
+
+
+ "Three kings once came on a Christmas eve,
+ The king of the Moors was one, I believe;--
+ The druggist at the sign of the Moor
+ Today with spices raps at your door;
+ Regretting no incense or myrrh to have found,
+ He throws pistachio and almonds around."
+
+
+Effi read the note two or three times and was pleased. "The homage of
+a good man has something very comforting about it. Don't you think so,
+Geert?"
+
+"Certainly I do. It is the only thing that can afford real pleasure,
+or at least ought to. Every one is otherwise so encumbered with stupid
+obligations--I am myself. But, after all, one is what one is."
+
+The first holiday was church day, on the second they went to the
+Borckes'. Everybody was there, except the Grasenabbs, who declined to
+come, "because Sidonie was not at home." This excuse struck everybody
+as rather strange. Some even whispered: "On the contrary, this is the
+very reason they ought to have come."
+
+New Year's eve there was to be a club ball, which Effi could not well
+miss, nor did she wish to, for it would give her an opportunity to see
+the cream of the city all at once. Johanna had her hands full with the
+preparation of the ball dress. Gieshübler, who, in addition to his
+other hobbies, owned a hothouse, had sent Effi some camelias.
+Innstetten, in spite of the little time at his disposal, had to drive
+in the afternoon to Papenhagen, where three barns had burned.
+
+It became very quiet in the house. Christel, not having anything to
+do, sleepily shoved a footstool up to the stove, and Effi retired into
+her bedroom, where she sat down at a small writing desk between the
+mirror and the sofa, to write to her mother. She had already written a
+postal card, acknowledging receipt of the Christmas letter and
+presents, but had written no other news for weeks.
+
+/#
+ "Kessin, Dec. 31.
+
+ "_My dear mama_:
+
+ "This will probably be a long letter, as I have not let you
+ hear from me for a long time. The card doesn't count. The last
+ time I wrote, I was in the midst of Christmas preparations; now
+ the Christmas holidays are past and gone. Innstetten and my
+ good friend Gieshübler left nothing undone to make Holy Night
+ as agreeable for me as possible, but I felt a little lonely and
+ homesick for you. Generally speaking, much as I have cause to
+ be grateful and happy, I cannot rid myself entirely of a
+ feeling of loneliness, and if I formerly made more fun than
+ necessary, perhaps, of Hulda's eternal tears of emotion, I am
+ now being punished for it and have to fight against such tears
+ myself, for Innstetten must not see them. However, I am sure
+ that it will all be better when our household is more
+ enlivened, which is soon to be the case, my dear mama. What I
+ recently hinted at is now a certainty and Innstetten gives me
+ daily proof of his joy on account of it. It is not necessary to
+ assure you how happy I myself am when I think of it, for the
+ simple reason that I shall then have life and entertainment at
+ home, or, as Geert says, 'a dear little plaything.' This word
+ of his is doubtless proper, but I wish he would not use it,
+ because it always give me a little shock and reminds me how
+ young I am and that I still half belong in the nursery. This
+ notion never leaves me (Geert says it is pathological) and, as
+ a result, the thing that should be my highest happiness is
+ almost the contrary, a constant embarrassment for me. Recently,
+ dear mama, when the good Flemming damsels plied me with all
+ sorts of questions imaginable, it seemed as though I were
+ undergoing an examination poorly prepared, and I think I must
+ have answered very stupidly. I was out of sorts, too, for often
+ what looks like sympathy is mere inquisitiveness, and theirs
+ impressed me as the more meddlesome, since I have a long while
+ yet to wait for the happy event. Some time in the summer, early
+ in July, I think. You must come then, or better still, so soon
+ as I am at all able to get about, I'll take a vacation and set
+ out for Hohen-Cremmen to see you. Oh, how happy it makes me to
+ think of it and of the Havelland air! Here it is almost always
+ cold and raw. There I shall drive out upon the marsh every day
+ and see red and yellow flowers everywhere, and I can even now
+ see the baby stretching out its hands for them, for I know it
+ must feel really at home there. But I write this for you alone.
+ Innstetten must not know about it and I should excuse myself
+ even to you for wanting to come to Hohen-Cremmen with the baby,
+ and for announcing my visit so early, instead of inviting you
+ urgently and cordially to Kessin, which, you may know, has
+ fifteen hundred summer guests every year, and ships with all
+ kinds of flags, and even a hotel among the dunes. But if I show
+ so little hospitality it is not because I am inhospitable. I am
+ not so degenerate as that. It is simply because our residence,
+ with all its handsome and unusual features, is in reality not a
+ suitable house at all; it is only a lodging for two people, and
+ hardly that, for we haven't even a dining room, which, as you
+ can well imagine, is embarrassing when people come to visit us.
+ True, we have other rooms upstairs, a large social hall and
+ four small rooms, but there is something uninviting about them,
+ and I should call them lumber rooms, if there were any lumber
+ in them. But they are entirely empty, except for a few
+ rush-bottomed chairs, and leave a very queer impression, to say
+ the least. You no doubt think this very easy to change, but the
+ house we live in is--is haunted. Now it is out. I beseech you,
+ however, not to make any reference to this in your answer, for
+ I always show Innstetten your letters and he would be beside
+ himself if he found out what I have written to you. I ought not
+ to have done it either, especially as I have been undisturbed
+ for a good many weeks and have ceased to be afraid; but Johanna
+ tells me it will come back again, especially if some new person
+ appears in the house. I couldn't think of exposing you to such
+ a danger, or--if that is too harsh an expression--to such a
+ peculiar and uncomfortable disturbance. I will not trouble you
+ with the matter itself today, at least not in detail. They tell
+ the story of an old captain, a so-called China-voyager, and
+ his grand-daughter, who after a short engagement to a young
+ captain here suddenly vanished on her wedding day. That might
+ pass, but there is something of greater moment. A young
+ Chinaman, whom her father had brought back from China and who
+ was at first the servant and later the friend of the old man,
+ died shortly afterward and was buried in a lonely spot near the
+ churchyard. Not long ago I drove by there, but turned my face
+ away quickly and looked in the other direction, because I
+ believe I should otherwise have seen him sitting on the grave.
+ For oh, my dear mama, I have really seen him once, or it at
+ least seemed so, when I was sound asleep and Innstetten was
+ away from home visiting the Prince. It was terrible. I should
+ not like to experience anything like it again. I can't well
+ invite you to such a house, handsome as it is otherwise, for,
+ strange to say, it is both uncanny and cozy. Innstetten did not
+ do exactly the right thing about it either, if you will allow
+ me to say so, in spite of the fact that I finally agreed with
+ him in many particulars. He expected me to consider it nothing
+ but old wives' nonsense and laugh about it, but all of a sudden
+ he himself seemed to believe in it, at the very time when he
+ was making the queer demand of me to consider such hauntings a
+ mark of blue blood and old nobility. But I can't do it and I
+ won't, either. Kind as he is in other regards, in this
+ particular he is not kind and considerate enough toward me.
+ That there is something in it I know from Johanna and also from
+ Mrs. Kruse. The latter is our coachman's wife and always sits
+ holding a black chicken in an overheated room. This alone is
+ enough to scare one. Now you know why _I_ want to come when the
+ time arrives. Oh, if it were only time now! There are so many
+ reasons for this wish. Tonight we have a New Year's eve ball,
+ and Gieshübler, the only amiable man here, in spite of the fact
+ that he has one shoulder higher than the other, or, to tell the
+ truth, has even a greater deformity--Gieshübler has sent me
+ some camelias. Perhaps I shall dance after all. Our doctor says
+ it would not hurt me; on the contrary. Innstetten has also
+ given his consent, which almost surprised me. And now remember
+ me to papa and kiss him for me, and all the other dear friends.
+ Happy New Year!
+
+ Your Effi."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+The New Year's eve ball lasted till the early morning and Effi was
+generously admired, not quite so unhesitatingly, to be sure, as the
+bouquet of camelias, which was known to have come from Gieshübler's
+greenhouse. After the ball everybody fell back into the same old
+routine, and hardly any attempt was made to establish closer social
+relations. Hence the winter seemed very long. Visits from the noble
+families of the neighborhood were rare, and when Effi was reminded of
+her duty to return the visits she always remarked in a half-sorrowful
+tone: "Yes, Geert, if it is absolutely necessary, but I shall be bored
+to death." Innstetten never disputed the statement. What was said,
+during these afternoon calls, about families, children, and
+agriculture, was bearable, but when church questions were discussed
+and the pastors present were treated like little popes, even looked
+upon themselves as such, then Effi lost her patience and her mind
+wandered sadly back to Niemeyer, who was always modest and
+unpretentious, in spite of the fact that on every important occasion
+it was said he had the stuff in him to be called to the cathedral.
+Seemingly friendly as were the Borcke, Flemming, and Grasenabb
+families, with the exception of Sidonie Grasenabb, real friendship was
+out of the question, and often there would have been very little of
+pleasure and amusement, or even of reasonably agreeable association,
+if it had not been for Gieshübler.
+
+He looked out for Effi as though he were a special Providence, and she
+was grateful to him for it. In addition to his many other interests he
+was a faithful and attentive reader of the newspapers. He was, in
+fact, the head of the Journal Club, and so scarcely a day passed that
+Mirambo did not bring to Effi a large white envelope full of separate
+sheets and whole papers, in which particular passages were marked,
+usually with a fine lead pencil, but occasionally with a heavy blue
+pencil and an exclamation or interrogation point. And that was not
+all. He also sent figs and dates, and chocolate drops done up in satin
+paper and tied with a little red ribbon. Whenever any specially
+beautiful flower was blooming in his greenhouse he would bring some of
+the blossoms himself and spend a happy hour chatting with his adored
+friend. He cherished in his heart, both separately and combined, all
+the beautiful emotions of love--that of a father and an uncle, a
+teacher and an admirer. Effi was affected by all these attentions and
+wrote to Hohen-Cremmen about them so often that her mother began to
+tease her about her "love for the alchymist." But this well-meant
+teasing failed of its purpose; it was almost painful to her, in fact,
+because it made her conscious, even though but dimly, of what was
+really lacking in her married life, viz., outspoken admiration,
+helpful suggestions, and little attentions.
+
+Innstetten was kind and good, but he was not a lover. He felt that he
+loved Effi; hence his clear conscience did not require him to make any
+special effort to show it. It had almost become a rule with him to
+retire from his wife's room to his own when Frederick brought the
+lamp. "I have a difficult matter yet to attend to." With that he went.
+To be sure, the portiere was left thrown back, so that Effi could hear
+the turning of the pages of the document or the scratching of his pen,
+but that was all. Then Rollo would often come and lie down before her
+upon the fireplace rug, as much as to say: "Must just look after you
+again; nobody else does." Then she would stoop down and say softly:
+"Yes, Rollo, we are alone." At nine Innstetten would come back for
+tea, usually with the newspaper in his hand, and would talk about the
+Prince, who was having so much annoyance again, especially because of
+that Eugen Richter, whose conduct and language beggared all
+description. Then he would read over the list of appointments made and
+orders conferred, to the most of which he objected. Finally he would
+talk about the election and how fortunate it was to preside over a
+district in which there was still some feeling of respect. When he had
+finished with this he asked Effi to play something, either from
+_Lohengrin_ or the _Walküre_, for he was a Wagner enthusiast. What had
+won him over to this composer nobody quite knew. Some said, his
+nerves, for matter-of-fact as he seemed, he was in reality nervous.
+Others ascribed it to Wagner's position on the Jewish question.
+Probably both sides were right. At ten Innstetten relaxed and indulged
+in a few well-meant, but rather tired caresses, which Effi accepted,
+without genuinely returning them.
+
+Thus passed the winter. April came and Effi was glad when the garden
+behind the court began to show green.
+
+She could hardly wait for summer to come with its walks along the
+beach and its guests at the baths. * * * The months had been so
+monotonous that she once wrote: "Can you imagine, mama, that I have
+almost become reconciled to our ghost? Of course, that terrible night,
+when Geert was away at the Prince's house, I should not like to live
+through again, no, certainly not; but this being always alone, with
+nothing whatever happening, is hard, too, and when I wake up in the
+night I occasionally listen to see if I can hear the shoes, shuffling
+up above, and when all is quiet I am almost disappointed and say to
+myself: If only it would come back, but not too bad and not too
+close!"
+
+It was in February that Effi wrote these words and now it was almost
+May. The "Plantation" was beginning to take on new life again and one
+could hear the song of the finches. During this same week the storks
+returned, and one of them soared slowly over her house and alighted
+upon a barn near Utpatel's mill, its old resting place. Effi, who now
+wrote to her mother more frequently than heretofore, reported this
+happening, and at the conclusion of her letter said: "I had almost
+forgotten one thing, my dear mama, viz., the new district commander of
+the landwehr, who has been here now for almost four weeks. But shall
+we really have him? That is the question, and a question of
+importance, too, much as my statement will make you laugh, because you
+do not know how we are suffering here from social famine. At least I
+am, for I am at a loss to know what to make of the nobility here. My
+fault, perhaps, but that is immaterial. The fact remains, there has
+been a famine, and for this reason I have looked forward, through all
+the winter months, to the new district commander as a bringer of
+comfort and deliverance. His predecessor was an abominable combination
+of bad manners and still worse morals and, as though that were not
+enough, was always in financial straits. We have suffered under him
+all this time, Innstetten more than I, and when we heard early in
+April that Major von Crampas was here--for that is the name of the new
+man--we rushed into each other's arms, as though no further harm could
+befall us in our dear Kessin. But, as already mentioned, it seems as
+though there will be nothing going on, now that he is here. He is
+married, has two children, one eight, the other ten years old, and
+his wife is a year older than he--say, forty-five. That of itself
+would make little difference, and why shouldn't I find a motherly
+friend delightfully entertaining? Miss Trippelli was nearly thirty,
+and I got along with her quite well. But Mrs. Crampas, who by the way
+was not a _von_, is impossible. She is always out of sorts, almost
+melancholy, much like our Mrs. Kruse, of whom she reminds me not a
+little, and it all comes from jealousy. Crampas himself is said to be
+a man of many 'relations,' a ladies' man, which always sounds
+ridiculous to me and would in this case, if he had not had a duel with
+a comrade on account of just such a thing. His left arm was shattered
+just below the shoulder and it is noticeable at first sight, in spite
+of the operation, which was heralded abroad as a masterpiece of
+surgical art. It was performed by Wilms and I believe they call it
+resection.
+
+"Both Mr. and Mrs. Crampas were at our house a fortnight ago to pay us
+a visit. The situation was painful, for Mrs. Crampas watched her
+husband so closely that he became half-embarrassed, and I wholly. That
+he can be different, even jaunty and in high spirits, I was convinced
+three days ago, when, he sat alone with Innstetten, and I was able to
+follow their conversation from my room. I afterward talked with him
+myself and found him a perfect gentleman and extraordinarily clever.
+Innstetten was in the same brigade with him during the war and they
+often saw each other at Count Gröben's to the north of Paris. Yes, my
+dear mama, he is just the man to instill new life into Kessin.
+Besides, he has none of the Pomeranian prejudices, even though he is
+said to have come from Swedish Pomerania. But his wife! Nothing can be
+done without her, of course, and still less with her."
+
+Effi was quite right. As a matter of fact no close friendship was
+established with the Crampas family. They met once at the Borckes',
+again quite casually at the station, and a few days later on a steamer
+excursion up the "Broad" to a large beech and oak forest called "The
+Chatter-man." But they merely exchanged short greetings, and Effi was
+glad when the bathing season opened early in June. To be sure, there
+was still a lack of summer visitors, who as a rule did not come in
+numbers before St. John's Day. But even the preparations afforded
+entertainment. In the "Plantation" a merry-go-round and targets were
+set up, the boatmen calked and painted their boats, every little
+apartment put up new curtains, and rooms with damp exposure and
+subject to dry-rot were fumigated and aired.
+
+In Effi's own home everybody was also more or less excited, not
+because of summer visitors, however, but of another expected arrival.
+Even Mrs. Kruse wished to help as much as she could. But Effi was
+alarmed at the thought of it and said: "Geert, don't let Mrs. Kruse
+touch anything. It would do no good, and I have enough to worry about
+without that." Innstetten promised all she asked, adding that Christel
+and Johanna would have plenty of time, anyhow.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[An elderly widow and her maid arrived and took rooms for the season
+opposite the Innstetten house. The widow died and was buried in the
+cemetery. After watching the funeral from her window Effi walked out
+to the hotel among the dunes and on her way home turned into the
+cemetery, where she found the widow's maid sitting in the burning
+sun.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"It is a hot place you have picked out," said Effi, "much too hot. And
+if you are not cautious you may have a sun-stroke."
+
+"That would be a blessing."
+
+"How so?"
+
+"Then I should be out of the world."
+
+"I don't think you ought to say that, even if you had bad luck or lost
+a dear friend. I presume you loved her very dearly?"
+
+"I? Her? Oh, heaven forbid!"
+
+"You are very sad, however, and there must be some cause."
+
+"There is, too, your Ladyship."
+
+"Do you know me?"
+
+"Yes. You are the wife of the district councillor across the street
+from us. I was always talking with the old woman about you. But the
+time came when she could talk no more, because she could not draw a
+good breath. There was something the matter with her here, dropsy,
+perhaps. But so long as she could speak she spoke incessantly. She was
+a genuine Berlin--"
+
+"Good woman?"
+
+"No. If I said that it would be a lie. She is in her grave now and we
+ought not to say anything bad about the dead, especially as even they
+hardly have peace. Oh well, I suppose she has found peace. But she was
+good for nothing and was quarrelsome and stingy and made no provision
+for me. The relatives who came yesterday from Berlin * * * were very
+rude and unkind to me and raised all sorts of objections when they
+paid me my wages, merely because they had to and because there are
+only six more days before the beginning of a new quarter. Otherwise I
+should have received nothing, or only half, or only a quarter--nothing
+with their good will. And they gave me a torn five-mark note to pay my
+fare back to Berlin. Well, it is just enough for a fourth-class ticket
+and I suppose I shall have to sit on my luggage. But I won't do it. I
+will sit here and wait till I die--Heavens, I thought I should have
+peace here and I could have stood it with the old woman, too. But now
+this has come to nothing and I shall have to be knocked around again.
+Besides, I am a Catholic. Oh, I have had enough of it and I wish I lay
+where the old woman lies. She might go on living for all of me. * * *"
+
+
+
+Rollo, who had accompanied Effi, had meanwhile sat down before the
+maid, with his tongue away out, and looked at her. When she stopped
+talking he arose, stepped forward, and laid his head upon her knees.
+Suddenly she was transformed. "My, this means something for me. Why,
+here is a creature that can endure me, that looks at me like a friend
+and lays its head on my knees. My, it has been a long time since
+anything like that has happened to me. Well, old boy, what's your
+name? My, but you are a splendid fellow!"
+
+"Rollo," said Effi.
+
+"Rollo; that is strange. But the name makes no difference. I have a
+strange name, too, that is, forename. And the likes of me have no
+other, you know."
+
+"What is your name?"
+
+"I am called Roswitha."
+
+"Yes, that is strange; why, that is--"
+
+"Yes, quite right, your Ladyship, it is a Catholic name. And that is
+another trouble, that I am a Catholic. From Eichsfeld. Being a
+Catholic makes it harder and more disagreeable for me. Many won't have
+Catholics, because they run to the church so much. * * *"
+
+"Roswitha," said Effi, sitting down by her on the bench. "What are you
+going to do now?"
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, what could I be going to do? Nothing. Honestly and
+truly, I should like to sit here and wait till I fall over dead. * *
+*"
+
+"I want to ask you something, Roswitha. Are you fond of children? Have
+you ever taken care of little children?"
+
+"Indeed I have. That is the best and finest thing about me. * * * When
+a dear little thing stands up in one's lap, a darling little creature
+like a doll, and looks at one with its little peepers, that, I tell
+you, is something that opens up one's heart. * * *"
+
+"Now let me tell you, Roswitha, you are a good true person; I can
+tell it by your looks. A little bit unceremonious, but that doesn't
+hurt; it is often true of the best people, and I have had confidence
+in you from the beginning. Will you come along to my house? It seems
+as though God had sent you to me. I am expecting a little one soon,
+and may God help me at the time. When the child comes it must be cared
+for and waited upon and perhaps even fed from a bottle, though I hope
+not. But one can never tell. What do you say? Will you come?"
+
+Roswitha sprang up, seized the hand of the young wife and kissed it
+fervently. "Oh, there is indeed a God in heaven, and when our need is
+greatest help is nearest. Your Ladyship shall see, I can do it. I am
+an orderly person and have good references. You can see for yourself
+when I bring you my book. The very first time I saw your Ladyship I
+thought: 'Oh, if I only had such a mistress!' And now I am to have
+her. O, dear God, O, holy Virgin Mary, who would have thought it
+possible, when we had put the old woman in her grave and the relatives
+made haste to get away and left me sitting here?"
+
+"Yes, it is the unexpected that often happens, Roswitha, and
+occasionally for our good. Let us go now. Rollo is getting impatient
+and keeps running down to the gate."
+
+Roswitha was ready at once, but went back to the grave, mumbled a few
+words and crossed herself. Then they walked down the shady path and
+back to the churchyard gate. * * *
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+In less than a quarter of an hour the house was reached. As they
+stepped into the cool hall * * * Effi said: "Now, Roswitha, you go in
+there. That is our bedroom. I am going over to the district
+councillor's office to tell my husband that I should like to have you
+as a nurse for the baby. He will doubtless agree to it, but I must
+have his consent. Then when I have it we must find other quarters for
+him and you will sleep with me in the alcove * * *"
+
+When Innstetten learned the situation he said with alacrity: "You did
+the right thing, Effi, and if her testimonials are not too bad we will
+take her on her good face * * *"
+
+Effi was very happy to have encountered so little difficulty, and
+said: "Now it will be all right. Now I am no longer afraid * * *"
+
+That same hour Roswitha moved into the house with her few possessions
+and established herself in the little alcove. When the day was over
+she went to bed early and, tired as she was, fell asleep instantly.
+
+The next morning Effi inquired how she had slept and whether she had
+heard anything.
+
+"What?" asked Roswitha.
+
+"Oh, nothing. I just meant some sound as though a broom were sweeping
+or some one were sliding over the floor."
+
+Roswitha laughed and that made an especially good impression upon her
+young mistress. Effi had been brought up a Protestant and would have
+been very much alarmed if any Catholic traits had been discovered in
+her. And yet she believed that Catholicism affords the better
+protection against such things as "that upstairs" * * *
+
+All soon began to feel at home with one another, for Effi, like most
+country noblewomen of Brandenburg, had the amiable characteristic of
+liking to listen to such little stories as those for which the
+deceased widow, with her avarice, her nephews and their wives,
+afforded Roswitha an inexhaustible fund of material. Johanna was also
+an appreciative listener.
+
+Often, when Effi laughed aloud at the drastic passages, Johanna would
+deign to smile, but inwardly she was surprised that her Ladyship found
+pleasure in such stupid stuff. This feeling of surprise, along with
+her sense of superiority, proved on the whole very fortunate and
+helped to avoid quarrels with Johanna about their relative positions.
+Roswitha was simply the comic figure, and for Johanna to be jealous of
+her would have been as bad as to envy Rollo his position of
+friendship.
+
+Thus passed a week, chatty and almost jolly, for Effi looked forward
+with less anxiety than heretofore to the important coming event. Nor
+did she think that it was so near. On the ninth day the chattering and
+jollity came to an end. Running and hurrying took their place, and
+Innstetten himself laid aside his customary reserve entirely. On the
+morning of the 3d of July a cradle was standing by Effi's bed. Dr.
+Hannemann joyously grasped the young mother's hand and said: "We have
+today the anniversary of Königgrätz; a pity, that it is a girl. But
+the other may come yet, and the Prussians have many anniversaries of
+victories." Roswitha doubtless had some similar idea, but for the
+present her joy over the new arrival knew no bounds. Without further
+ado she called the child "little Annie," which the young mother took
+as a sign. "It must have been an inspiration," she said, "that
+Roswitha hit upon this particular name." Even Innstetten had nothing
+to say against it, and so they began to talk about "little Annie" long
+before the christening day arrived.
+
+Effi, who expected to be with her parents in Hohen-Cremmen from the
+middle of August on, would have liked to postpone the baptism till
+then. But it was not feasible. Innstetten could not take a vacation
+and so the 15th of August * * * was set for the ceremony, which of
+course was to take place in the church. The accompanying banquet was
+held in the large clubhouse on the quay, because the district
+councillor's house had no dining hall. All the nobles of the
+neighborhood were invited and all came. Pastor Lindequist delivered
+the toast to the mother and the child in a charming way that was
+admired on all sides. But Sidonie von Grasenabb took occasion to
+remark to her neighbor, an assessor of the strict type: "Yes, his
+occasional addresses will pass. But he cannot justify his sermons
+before God or man. He is a half-way man, one of those who are
+rejected because they are lukewarm. I don't care to quote the Bible
+here literally." Immediately thereafter old Mr. von Borcke took the
+floor to drink to the health of Innstetten: "Ladies and Gentlemen:
+These are hard times in which we live; rebellion, defiance, lack of
+discipline, whithersoever we look. But * * * so long as we still have
+men like Baron von Innstetten, whom I am proud to call my friend, just
+so long we can endure it, and our old Prussia will hold out. Indeed,
+my friends, with Pomerania and Brandenburg we can conquer this foe and
+set our foot upon the head of the poisonous dragon of revolution. Firm
+and true, thus shall we gain the victory. The Catholics, our brethren,
+whom we must respect, even though we fight them, have the 'rock of
+Peter,' but our rock is of bronze. Three cheers for Baron Innstetten!"
+Innstetten thanked him briefly. Effi said to Major von Crampas, who
+sat beside her, that the 'rock of Peter' was probably a compliment to
+Roswitha, and she would later approach old Councillor of Justice
+Gadebusch and ask him if he were not of her opinion. For some
+unaccountable reason Crampas took this remark seriously and advised
+her not to ask the Councillor's opinion, which amused Effi
+exceedingly. "Why, I thought you were a better mind-reader."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, in the case of beautiful young women who are not
+yet eighteen the art of mind-reading fails utterly."
+
+"You are defeating your cause completely, Major. You may call me a
+grandmother, but you can never be pardoned for alluding to the fact
+that I am not yet eighteen."
+
+When they left the table the late afternoon steamer came down the
+Kessine and called at the landing opposite the clubhouse. Effi sat by
+an open window with Crampas and Gieshübler, drinking coffee and
+watching the scene below. "Tomorrow morning at nine the same boat will
+take me up the river, and at noon I shall be in Berlin, and in the
+evening I shall be in Hohen-Cremmen, and Roswitha will walk beside me
+and carry the child in her arms. I hope it will not cry. Ah, what a
+feeling it gives me even today! Dear Gieshübler, were you ever so
+happy to see again your parental home?"
+
+[Illustation: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_ PROCESSION AT
+GASTEIN Adolph von Menzel] "Yes, the feeling is not new to me, most
+gracious Lady, excepting only that I have never taken any little Annie
+with me, for I have none to take."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+Effi left home in the middle of August and was back in Kessin at the
+end of September. During the six weeks' visit she had often longed to
+return, but when she now reached the house and entered the dark hall
+into which no light could enter except the little from the stairway,
+she had a sudden feeling of fear and said to herself: "There is no
+such pale, yellow light in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+A few times during the days in Hohen-Cremmen she had longed for the
+"Haunted house," but on the whole her life there had been full of
+happiness and contentment. To be sure, she had not known what to
+make of Hulda, who was not taking kindly to her rôle of waiting
+for a husband or fiancé to turn up. With the twins, however, she
+got along much better, and more than once when she played ball or
+croquet with them she entirely forgot that she was married. Those
+were happy moments. Her chief delight was, as in former days, to
+stand on the swing board as it flew through the air and gave her
+a tingling sensation, a shudder of sweet danger, when she felt she
+would surely fall the next moment. When she finally sprang out of
+the swing, she went with the two girls to sit on the bench in front
+of the schoolhouse and there told old Mr. Jahnke, who joined them,
+about her life in Kessin, which she said was half-hanseatic and
+half-Scandinavian, and anything but a replica of Schwantikow and
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Such were the little daily amusements, to which were added occasional
+drives into the summery marsh, usually in the dog-cart. But Effi liked
+above everything else the chats she had almost every morning with her
+mother, as they sat upstairs in the large airy room, while Roswitha
+rocked the baby and sang lullabies in a Thuringian dialect which
+nobody fully understood, perhaps not even Roswitha. Effi and her
+mother would move over to the open window and look out upon the park,
+the sundial, or the pond with the dragon flies hovering almost
+motionless above it, or the tile walk, where von Briest sat beside the
+porch steps reading the newspapers. Every time he turned a page he
+took off his nose glasses and greeted his wife and daughter. When he
+came to his last paper, usually the _Havelland Advertiser_, Effi went
+down either to sit beside him or stroll with him through the garden
+and park. On one such occasion they stepped from the gravel walk over
+to a little monument standing to one side, which Briest's grandfather
+had erected in memory of the battle of Waterloo. It was a rusty
+pyramid with a bronze cast of Blücher in front and one of Wellington
+in the rear.
+
+"Have you any such walks in Kessin?" said von Briest, "and does
+Innstetten accompany you and tell you stories?"
+
+"No, papa, I have no such walks. It is out of the question, for we
+have only a small garden behind the house, in reality hardly a garden
+at all, just a few box-bordered plots and vegetable beds with three or
+four fruit trees. Innstetten has no appreciation of such things and, I
+fancy, does not expect to stay much longer in Kessin."
+
+"But, child, you must have exercise and fresh air, for you are
+accustomed to them."
+
+"Oh, I have both. Our house is situated near a grove, which they call
+the 'Plantation,' and I walk there a great deal and Rollo with me."
+
+"Always Rollo," laughed von Briest. "If I didn't know better, I should
+be tempted to think that you cared more for Rollo than for your
+husband and child."
+
+"Ah, papa, that would be terrible, even if I am forced to admit that
+there was a time when I could not have gotten along without Rollo.
+That was--oh, you know when--On that occasion he virtually saved my
+life, or I at least fancied he did, and since then he has been my good
+friend and my chief dependence. But he is only a dog, and of course
+human beings come first."
+
+"Yes, that is what they always say, but I have my doubts. There is
+something peculiar about brute creatures and a correct understanding
+of them has not yet been arrived at. Believe me, Effi, this is another
+wide field. When I think how a person has an accident on the water or
+on the slippery ice, and some dog, say, one like your Rollo, is at
+hand, he will not rest till he has brought the unfortunate person to
+the shore. And if the victim is already dead, the dog will lie down
+beside him and bark and whine till somebody comes, and if nobody
+comes he will stay by the corpse till he himself is dead. That is what
+such an animal always does. And now take mankind on the other hand.
+God forgive me for saying it, but it sometimes seems to me as though
+the brute creature were better than man."
+
+"But, papa, if I said that to Innstetten--"
+
+"No, Effi, you would better not."
+
+"Rollo would rescue me, of course, but Innstetten would, too. He is a
+man of honor, you know."
+
+"That he is."
+
+"And loves me."
+
+"That goes without saying. And where there is love it is reciprocated.
+That is the way of the world. I am only surprised that he didn't take
+a vacation and flit over here. When one has such a young wife--"
+
+Effi blushed, for she thought exactly the same thing. But she did not
+care to admit it. "Innstetten is so conscientious and he desires to be
+thought well of, I believe, and has his own plans for the future.
+Kessin, you know, is only a stepping stone. And, after all, I am not
+going to run away from him. He has me, you see. If he were too
+affectionate--beside the difference between our ages--people would
+merely smile."
+
+"Yes, they would, Effi. But one must not mind that. Now, don't say
+anything about it, not even to mama. It is so hard to say what to do
+and what not. That is also a wide field."
+
+More than once during Effi's visit with her parents such conversations
+as the above had occurred, but fortunately their effect had not lasted
+long. Likewise the melancholy impression made upon her by the Kessin
+house at the moment of her return quickly faded away. Innstetten was
+full of little attentions, and when tea had been taken and the news
+of the city and the gossip about lovers had been talked over in a
+merry mood Effi took his arm affectionately and went into the other
+room with him to continue their chat and hear some anecdotes about
+Miss Trippelli, who had recently had another lively correspondence
+with Gieshübler. This always meant a new debit on her never settled
+account. During this conversation Effi was very jolly, enjoying to the
+full the emotions of a young wife, and was glad to be rid of Roswitha,
+who had been transferred to the servants' quarters for an indefinite
+period.
+
+The next morning she said: "The weather is beautiful and mild and I
+hope the veranda on the side toward the 'Plantation' is in good order,
+so that we can move out of doors and take breakfast there. We shall be
+shut up in our rooms soon enough, at best, for the Kessin winters are
+really four weeks too long."
+
+Innstetten agreed heartily. The veranda Effi spoke of, which might
+perhaps better be called a tent, had been put up in the summer, three
+or four weeks before Effi's departure for Hohen-Cremmen. It consisted
+of a large platform, with the side in front open, an immense awning
+overhead, while to the right and left there were broad canvas
+curtains, which could be shoved back and forth by means of rings on an
+iron rod. It was a charming spot and all summer long was admired by
+the visitors who passed by on their way to the baths.
+
+Effi had leaned back in a rocking chair and said, as she pushed the
+coffee tray toward her husband: "Geert, you might play the amiable
+host today. I for my part find this rocker so comfortable that I do
+not care to get up. So exert yourself and if you are right glad to
+have me back again I shall easily find some way to get even." As she
+said this she straightened out the white damask cloth and laid her
+hand upon it. Innstetten took her hand and kissed it.
+
+"Well, how did you get on without me?"
+
+"Badly enough, Effi."
+
+"You just say so and try to look gloomy, but in reality there is not a
+word of truth in it."
+
+"Why, Effi--"
+
+"As I will prove to you, If you had had the least bit of longing for
+your child--I will not speak of myself, for, after all, what is a
+woman to such a high lord, who was a bachelor for so many years and
+was in no hurry--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Yes, Geert, if you had had just the least bit of longing, you would
+not have left me for six weeks to enjoy widow-like my own sweet
+society in Hohen-Cremmen, with nobody about but Niemeyer and Jahnke,
+and now and then our friends in Schwantikow. Nobody at all came from
+Rathenow, which looked as though they were afraid of me, or I had
+grown too old."
+
+"Ah, Effi, how you do talk! Do you know that you are a little
+coquette?"
+
+"Thank heaven that you say so. You men consider a coquette the best
+thing a woman can be. And you yourself are not different from the
+rest, even if you do put on such a solemn and honorable air. I know
+very well, Geert--To tell the truth, you are--"
+
+"Well, what?"
+
+"Well, I prefer not to say. But I know you very well. To tell the
+truth, you are, as my Schwantikow uncle once said, an affectionate
+man, and were born under the star of love, and Uncle Belling was quite
+right when he said so. You merely do not like to show it and think it
+is not proper and spoils one's career. Have I struck it?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You have struck it a little bit. And let me tell
+you, Effi, you seem to me entirely changed. Before little Annie came
+you were a child, but all of a sudden--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"All of a sudden you are like another person. But it is becoming to
+you and I like you very much. Shall I tell you further?"
+
+"What?"
+
+"There is something alluring about you."
+
+"Oh, my only Geert, why, what you say is glorious. Now my heart is
+gladder than ever--Give me another half a cup--Do you know that that
+is what I have always desired? We women must be alluring, or we are
+nothing whatever."
+
+"Is that your own idea?"
+
+"I might have originated it, but I got it from Niemeyer."
+
+"From Niemeyer! My, oh my, what a fine pastor he is! Well, I just tell
+you, there are none like him here. But how did he come by it? Why, it
+seems as though some Don Juan, some regular heart smasher had said
+it."
+
+"Ah, who knows?" laughed Effi. "But isn't that Crampas coming there?
+And from the beach! You don't suppose he has been swimming? On the
+27th of September!"
+
+"He often does such things, purely to make an impression."
+
+Crampas had meanwhile come up quite near and greeted them.
+
+"Good morning," cried Innstetten. "Come closer, come closer."
+
+Crampas, in civilian dress, approached and kissed Effi's hand. She
+went on rocking, and Innstetten said: "Excuse me, Major, for doing the
+honors of the house so poorly; but the veranda is not a house and,
+strictly speaking, ten o'clock in the morning is no time. At this hour
+we omit formalities, or, if you like, we all make ourselves at home.
+So sit down and give an account of your actions. For by your hair,--I
+wish for your sake there were more of it--I see plainly you have been
+swimming."
+
+He nodded.
+
+"Inexcusable," said Innstetten, half in earnest and half joking. "Only
+four weeks ago you yourself witnessed Banker Heinersdorf's calamity.
+He too thought the sea and the magnificent waves would respect him on
+account of his millions. But the gods are jealous of each other, and
+Neptune, without any apparent cause, took sides against Pluto, or at
+least against Heinersdorf."
+
+Crampas laughed. "Yes, a million marks! If I had that much, my dear
+Innstetten, I should not have risked it, I presume; for beautiful as
+the weather is, the water was only 9° centigrade. But a man like me,
+with his million deficit,--permit me this little bit of boasting--a
+man like me can take such liberties without fearing the jealousy of
+the gods. Besides, there is comfort in the proverb, 'Whoever is born
+for the noose cannot perish in the water.'"
+
+"Why, Major," said Effi, "you don't mean to talk your neck
+into--excuse me!--such an unprosaic predicament, do you? To be sure,
+many believe--I refer to what you just said--that every man more or
+less deserves to be hanged. And yet, Major--for a major--"
+
+"It is not the traditional way of dying. I admit it, your Ladyship.
+Not traditional and, in my case, not even very probable. So it was
+merely a quotation, or, to be more accurate, a common expression.
+Still, there is some sincerity back of it when I say the sea will not
+harm me, for I firmly expect to die a regular, and I hope honorable,
+soldier's death. Originally it was only a gypsy's prophesy, but with
+an echo in my own conscience."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "There will be a few obstacles, Crampas, unless
+you plan to serve under the Sublime Porte or the Chinese dragon. There
+the soldiers are knocking each other around now. Take my word for it,
+that kind of business is all over here for the next thirty years, and
+if anybody has the desire to meet his death as a soldier--"
+
+"He must first order a war of Bismarck. I know all about it,
+Innstetten. But that is a mere bagatelle for you. It is now the end of
+September. In ten weeks at the latest the Prince will be in Varzin
+again, and as he has a liking for you--I will refrain from using the
+more vulgar term, to avoid facing the barrel of your pistol--you will
+be able, won't you, to provide a little war for an old Vionville
+comrade? The Prince is only a human being, like the rest of us, and a
+kind word never comes amiss."
+
+During this conversation Effi had been wadding bread and tossing it on
+the table, then making figures out of the little balls, to indicate
+that a change of topic was desirable. But Innstetten seemed bent on
+answering Crampas's joking remarks, for which reason Effi decided it
+would be better for her simply to interrupt. "I can't see, Major, why
+we should trouble ourselves about your way of dying. Life lies nearer
+to us and is for the time being a more serious matter."
+
+Crampas nodded.
+
+"I am glad you agree with me. How are we to live here? That is the
+question right now. That is more important than anything else.
+Gieshübler has written me a letter on the subject and I would show it
+to you if it did not seem indiscreet or vain, for there are a lot of
+other things besides in the letter. Innstetten doesn't need to read
+it; he has no appreciation of such things. Incidentally, the
+handwriting is like engraving, and the style is what one would expect
+if our Kessin friend had been brought up at an Old French court. The
+fact that he is humpbacked and wears white jabots such as no other
+human being wears--I can't imagine where he has them ironed--all this
+fits so well. Now Gieshübler has written to me about plans for the
+evenings at the club, and about a manager by the name of Crampas. You
+see, Major, I like that better than the soldier's death, let alone the
+other."
+
+"And I, personally, no less than you. It will surely be a splendid
+winter if we may feel assured of the support of your Ladyship. Miss
+Trippelli is coming--"
+
+"Trippelli? Then I am superfluous."
+
+"By no means, your Ladyship. Miss Trippelli cannot sing from one
+Sunday till the next; it would be too much for her and for us. Variety
+is the spice of life, a truth which, to be sure, every happy marriage
+seems to controvert."
+
+"If there are any happy marriages, mine excepted," and she held out
+her hand to Innstetten.
+
+"Variety then," continued Crampas. "To secure it for ourselves and our
+club, of which for the time being I have the honor to be the
+vice-president, we need the help of everybody who can be depended
+upon. If we put our heads together we can turn this whole place upside
+down. The theatrical pieces have already been selected--_War in Peace,
+Mr. Hercules, Youthful Love,_ by Wilbrandt, and perhaps _Euphrosyne_,
+by Gensichen. You as Euphrosyne and I middle-aged Goethe. You will be
+astonished to see how well I can act the prince of poets, if act is
+the right word."
+
+"No doubt. In the meantime I have learned from the letter of my
+alchemistic correspondent that, in addition to your other
+accomplishments, you are an occasional poet. At first I was
+surprised."
+
+"You couldn't see that I looked the part."
+
+"No. But since I have found out that you go swimming at 9° I have
+changed my mind. Nine degrees in the Baltic Sea beats the Castalian
+Fountain."
+
+"The temperature of which is unknown."
+
+"Not to me; at least nobody will contradict me. But now I must get up.
+There comes Roswitha with little Annie."
+
+She arose and went toward Roswitha, took the child, and tossed it up
+with pride and joy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+[For the next few weeks Crampas came regularly every morning to gossip
+a while with Effi on the veranda and then ride horseback with her
+husband. Finally she desired to ride with them and, although
+Innstetten did not approve of the idea, Crampas secured a horse for
+her. On one of their rides Crampas let fall a remark about how it
+bored him to have to observe such a multitude of petty laws. Effi
+applauded the sentiment. Innstetten took the Major to task and
+reminded him that one of his frivolous escapades had cost him an arm.
+When the election campaign began Innstetten; could no longer take the
+time for the horseback rides, and so Effi went out with Crampas,
+accompanied by two lackeys. One day, while riding slowly through the
+woods, Crampas spoke at length of Innstetten's character, telling how
+in earlier life the councillor was more respected than loved, how he
+had a mystical tendency and was inclined to make sport of his
+comrades. He referred also to Innstetten's fondness for ghost
+stories, which led Effi to tell her experience with the Chinaman.
+Crampas said that because of an unusual ambition Innstetten had to
+have an unusual residence; hence the haunted house. He further
+poisoned Effi's mind by telling her that her husband was a born
+pedagogue and in the education of his wife was employing the haunted
+house in accordance with a definite pedagogical plan.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+The clock struck two as they reached the house. Crampas bade Effi
+adieu, rode into the city, and dismounted at his residence on the
+market square. Effi changed her dress and tried to take a nap, but
+could not go to sleep, for she was less weary than out of humor. That
+Innstetten should keep his ghosts, in order to live in an
+extraordinary house, that she could endure; it harmonized with his
+inclination to be different from the great mass. But the other thing,
+that he should use his ghosts for pedagogical purposes, that was
+annoying, almost insulting. It was clear to her mind that "pedagogical
+purposes" told less than half the story. What Crampas had meant was
+far, far worse, was a kind of instrument designed to instill fear. It
+was wholly lacking in goodness of heart and bordered almost on
+cruelty. The blood rushed to her head, she clenched her little fist,
+and was on the point of laying plans, but suddenly she had to laugh.
+"What a child I am!" she exclaimed. "Who can assure me that Crampas is
+right? Crampas is entertaining, because he is a gossip, but he is
+unreliable, a mere braggart, and cannot hold a candle to Innstetten."
+
+At this moment Innstetten drove up, having decided to come home
+earlier today than usual. Effi sprang from her seat to greet him in
+the hall and was the more affectionate, the more she felt she had
+something to make amends for. But she could not entirely ignore what
+Crampas had said, and in the midst of her caresses, while she was
+listening with apparent interest, there was the ever recurring echo
+within: "So the ghost is part of a design, a ghost to keep me in my
+place."
+
+Finally she forgot it, however, and listened artlessly to what he had
+to tell her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+About the middle of November the north wind blew up a gale, which for
+a day and a half swept over the moles so violently that the Kessine,
+more and more dammed back, finally overflowed the quay and ran into
+the streets. But after the storm had spent its rage the weather
+cleared and a few sunny autumn days followed. "Who knows how long they
+will last," said Effi to Crampas, and they decided to ride out once
+more on the following morning. Innstetten, who had a free day, was to
+go too. They planned to ride to the mole and dismount there, then take
+a little walk along the beach and finally have luncheon at a sheltered
+spot behind the dunes.
+
+At the appointed hour Crampas rode up before the house. Kruse was
+holding the horse for her Ladyship, who quickly lifted herself into
+the saddle, saying that Innstetten had been prevented from going and
+wished to be excused. There had been another big fire in Morgenitz the
+night before, the third in three weeks, pointing to incendiarism, and
+he had been obliged to go there, much to his sorrow, for he had looked
+forward with real pleasure to this ride, thinking it would probably be
+the last of the season.
+
+Crampas expressed his regret, perhaps just to say something, but
+perhaps with sincerity, for inconsiderate as he was in chivalrous love
+affairs, he was, on the other hand, equally a hale fellow well met. To
+be sure, only superficially. To help a friend and five minutes later
+deceive him were things that harmonized very well with his sense of
+honor. He could do both with incredible bonhomie.
+
+The ride followed the usual route through the "Plantation." Rollo went
+ahead, then came Crampas and Effi, and Kruse followed. Crampas's
+lackey was not along.
+
+"Where did you leave Knut?"
+
+"He has the mumps."
+
+"Remarkable," laughed Effi. "To tell the truth, he always looked as
+though he had something of the sort."
+
+"Quite right. But you ought to see him now. Or rather not, for you can
+take the mumps from merely seeing a case."
+
+"I don't believe it."
+
+"There is a great deal that young wives don't believe."
+
+"And again they believe many things they would better not believe."
+
+"Do you say that for my benefit?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Sorry."
+
+"How becoming this 'sorry' is to you! I really believe, Major, you
+would consider it entirely proper, if I were to make a declaration of
+love to you."
+
+"I will not go quite that far. But I should like to see the fellow who
+would not desire such a thing. Thoughts and wishes go free of duty."
+
+"There is some question about that. Besides, there is a difference
+between thoughts and wishes. Thoughts, as a rule, keep in the
+background, but wishes, for the most part, hover on the lips."
+
+"I wish you wouldn't say that."
+
+"Ah, Crampas, you are--you are--"
+
+"A fool."
+
+"No. That is another exaggeration. But you are something else. In
+Hohen-Cremmen we always said, I along with the rest, that the most
+conceited person in the world was a hussar ensign at eighteen."
+
+"And now?"
+
+"Now I say, the most conceited person in the world is a district
+major of the landwehr at forty-two."
+
+"Incidentally, my other two years that you most graciously ignore make
+amends for the remark. Kiss the hand" (--My respects to you).
+
+"Yes, 'kiss the hand.' That is just the expression that fits you. It
+is Viennese. And the Viennese--I made their acquaintance four years
+ago in Carlsbad, where they courted me, a fourteen-year-old slip of a
+girl. What a lot of things I had to listen to!"
+
+"Certainly nothing more than was right."
+
+"If that were true, the intended compliment would be rather rude--But
+see the buoys yonder, how they swim and dance. The little red flags
+are hauled in. Every time I have seen the red flags this summer, the
+few times that I have ventured to go down to the beach, I have said to
+myself: there lies Vineta, it must lie there, those are the tops of
+the towers."
+
+"That is because you know Heine's poem."
+
+"Which one?"
+
+"Why, the one about Vineta."
+
+"No, I don't know that one; indeed I know very few, to my sorrow."
+
+"And yet you have Gieshübler and the Journal Club. However, Heine gave
+the poem a different name, 'Sea Ghosts,' I believe, or something of
+the sort. But he meant Vineta. As he himself--pardon me, if I proceed
+to tell you here the contents of the poem--as the poet, I was about to
+say, is passing the place, he is lying on the ship's deck and looking
+down into the water, and there he sees narrow, medieval streets, and
+women tripping along in hoodlike hats. All have songbooks in their
+hands and are going to church, and all the bells are ringing. When he
+hears the bells he is seized with a longing to go to church himself,
+even though only for the sake of the hoodlike hats, and in the heat of
+desire he screams aloud and is about to plunge in. But at that moment
+the captain seizes him by the leg and exclaims: 'Doctor, are you
+crazy?'"
+
+"Why, that is delicious! I'd like to read it. Is it long?"
+
+"No, it is really short, somewhat longer than 'Thou hast diamonds and
+pearls,' or 'Thy soft lily fingers,'" and he gently touched her hand.
+"But long or short, what descriptive power, what objectivity! He is my
+favorite poet and I know him by heart, little as I care in general for
+this poetry business, in spite of the jingles I occasionally
+perpetrate myself. But with Heine's poetry it is different. It is all
+life, and above everything else he is a connoisseur of love, which,
+you know, is the highest good. Moreover, he is not one-sided."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"I mean he is not all for love."
+
+"Well, even if he had this one-sidedness it would not be the worst
+thing in the world. What else does he favor?"
+
+"He is also very much in favor of romance, which, to be sure, follows
+closely after love and, in the opinion of some people, coincides with
+it. But I don't believe it does. In his later poems, which have been
+called 'romantic'--as a matter of fact, he called them that
+himself--in these romantic poems there is no end of killing. Often on
+account of love, to be sure, but usually for other, more vulgar
+reasons, among which I include politics, which is almost always
+vulgar. Charles Stuart, for example, carries his head under his arm in
+one of these romances, and still more gruesome is the story of
+Vitzliputzli."
+
+"Of whom?"
+
+"Vitzliputzli. He is a Mexican god, and when the Mexicans had taken
+twenty or thirty Spaniards prisoners, these twenty or thirty had to be
+sacrificed to Vitzliputzli. There was no help for it, it was a
+national custom, a cult, and it all took place in the turn of a
+hand--belly open, heart out--"
+
+"Stop, Crampas, no more of that. It is indecent, and disgusting
+besides. And all this when we are just about on the point of eating
+lunch!"
+
+"I for my part am not affected by it, as I make it my rule to let my
+appetite depend only upon the menu."
+
+During this conversation they had come from the beach, according to
+program, to a bench built in the lee of the dunes, with an extremely
+primitive table in front of it, simply a board on top of two posts.
+Kruse, who had ridden ahead, had the lunch already served--tea rolls,
+slices of cold roast meat, and red wine, and beside the bottle stood
+two pretty little gold-rimmed glasses, such as one buys in watering
+places or takes home as souvenirs from glass works.
+
+They dismounted. Kruse, who had tied the reins of his own horse around
+a stunted pine, walked up and down with the other two horses, while
+Crampas and Effi sat down at the table and enjoyed the clear view of
+beach and mole afforded by a narrow cut through the dunes.
+
+The half-wintery November sun shed its fallow light upon the still
+agitated sea and the high-running surf. Now and then a puff of wind
+came and carried the spray clear up to the table. There was lyme grass
+all around, and the bright yellow of the immortelles stood out sharply
+against the yellow sand they were growing in, despite the kinship of
+colors. Effi played the hostess. "I am sorry, Major, to have to pass
+you the rolls in a basket lid."
+
+"I don't mind the platter, so long as it holds a favor."
+
+"But this is Kruse's arrangement--Why, there you are too, Rollo. But
+our lunch does not take you into account. What shall we do with
+Rollo?"
+
+"I say, give him everything--I for my part out of gratitude. For, you
+see, dearest Effi--"
+
+Effi looked at him.
+
+"For, you see, most gracious Lady, Rollo reminds me of what I was
+about to tell you as a continuation or counterpart of the Vitzliputzli
+story, only much more racy, because a love story. Have you ever heard
+of a certain Pedro the Cruel?"
+
+"I have a faint recollection."
+
+"A kind of Bluebeard king."
+
+"That is fine. That is the kind girls like best to hear about, and I
+still remember we always said of my friend Hulda Niemeyer, whose name
+you have heard, I believe, that she knew no history, except the six
+wives of Henry the Eighth, that English Bluebeard, if the word is
+strong enough for him. And, really, she knew these six by heart. You
+ought to have heard her when she pronounced the names, especially that
+of the mother of queen Elizabeth,--so terribly embarrassed, as though
+it were her turn next--But now, please, the story of Don Pedro."
+
+"Very well. At Don Pedro's court there was a handsome black Spanish
+knight, who wore on his breast the cross of Calatrava, which is about
+the equivalent of the Black Eagle and the _Pour le Mérite_ together.
+This cross was essential, they always had to wear it, and this
+Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved, of course--"
+
+"Why of course?"
+
+"Because we are in Spain."
+
+"So we are."
+
+"And this Calatrava knight, I say, had a very beautiful dog, a
+Newfoundland dog, although there were none as yet, for it was just a
+hundred years before the discovery of America. A very beautiful dog,
+let us call him Rollo."
+
+When Rollo heard his name he barked and wagged his tail.
+
+"It went on thus for many a day. But the secret love, which probably
+did not remain entirely secret, soon became too much for the king, who
+cared very little for the Calatrava knight anyhow; for he was not only
+a cruel king, but also a jealous old wether--or, if that word is not
+just suited for a king, and still less for my amiable listener, Mrs.
+Effi, call him at least a jealous creature. Well, he resolved to have
+the Calatrava knight secretly beheaded for his secret love."
+
+"I can't blame him."
+
+"I don't know, most gracious Lady. You must hear further. In part it
+was all right, but it was too much. The king, in my judgment, went
+altogether too far. He pretended he was going to arrange a feast for
+the knight in honor of his deeds as a warrior and hero, and there was
+a long table and all the grandees of the realm sat at this table, and
+in the middle sat the king, and opposite him was the place of honor
+for the Calatrava knight. But the knight failed to appear, and when
+they had waited a long while for him, they finally had to begin the
+feast without him, and his place remained vacant. A vacant place just
+opposite the king!"
+
+"And then?"
+
+"And then, fancy, most gracious Lady, as the king, this Pedro, is
+about to rise in order dissemblingly to express his regret that his
+'dear guest' has not yet appeared, the horrified servants are heard
+screaming on the stairway, and before anybody knows what has happened,
+something flies along the table, springs upon the chair, and places a
+severed head upon the empty plate. Over this very head Rollo stares at
+the one sitting face to face with him, viz., the king. Rollo had
+accompanied his master on his last journey, and the moment the ax fell
+the faithful animal snatched the falling head, and here he was now,
+our friend Rollo, at the long festal board, accusing the royal
+murderer."
+
+Effi was rapt with attention. After a few moments she said: "Crampas,
+that is in its way very beautiful, and because it is very beautiful I
+will forgive you. But you might do better, and please me more, if you
+would tell stories of another kind, even from Heine. Certainly Heine
+has not written exclusively of Vitzliputzli and Don Pedro and _your_
+Rollo. I say _your_, for mine would not have done such a thing. Come,
+Rollo. Poor creature, I can't look at you any more without thinking of
+the Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved--Call Kruse,
+please, that he may put these things back in the saddle bag, and, as
+we ride home, you must tell me something different, something entirely
+different."
+
+Kruse came. As he was about to take the glasses Crampas said: "Kruse,
+leave the one glass, this one here. I'll take it myself."
+
+"Your servant, Major."
+
+Effi, who had overheard this, shook her head. Then she laughed.
+"Crampas, what in the world are you thinking of? Kruse is stupid
+enough not to think a second time about anything, and even if he did
+he fortunately would arrive at no conclusion. But that does not
+justify you in keeping this thirty-pfennig glass from the Joseph Glass
+Works."
+
+"Your scornful reference to its price makes me feel its value all the
+more deeply."
+
+"Always the same story. You are such a humorist, but a very queer one.
+If I understand you rightly you are going to--it is ridiculous and I
+almost hesitate to say it--you are going to perform now the act of the
+King of Thule."
+
+He nodded with a touch of roguishness.
+
+"Very well, for all I care. Everybody wears his right cap; you know
+which one. But I must be permitted to say that the rôle you are
+assigning to me in this connection is far from flattering. I don't
+care to figure as a rhyme to your King of Thule. Keep the glass, but
+please draw no conclusions that would compromise me. I shall tell
+Innstetten about it."
+
+"That you will not do, most gracious Lady."
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Innstetten is not the man to see such things in their proper light."
+
+She eyed him sharply for a moment, then lowered her eyes confused and
+almost embarrassed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+
+[Effi's peace was disturbed, but the prospect of a quiet winter, with
+few occasions to meet Crampas, reassured her. She and her husband
+began to spend their evenings reviewing their Italian journey.
+Gieshübler joined them and soon announced that Crampas was planning an
+amateur performance of _A Step out of the Way_, with Effi as the
+heroine. She felt the danger, but was eager to act, as Crampas was
+only the coach. Her playing won enthusiastic applause and Innstetten
+raved over his captivating wife. A casual remark about Mrs. Crampas
+led him to assert that she was insanely jealous of Effi, and to tell
+how Crampas had wheedled her into agreeing to stay at home the second
+day after Christmas, while he himself joined the Innstettens and
+others on a sleighing party. Innstetten then said, in a way suggesting
+the strict pedagogue, that Crampas was not to be trusted, particularly
+in his relations to women. On Christmas day Effi was happy till she
+discovered she had received no greeting from Crampas. That put her out
+of sorts and made her conscious that all was not well. Innstetten
+noticed her troubled state and, when she told him she felt unworthy of
+the kindness showered upon her, he said that people get only what they
+deserve, but she was not sure of his meaning. The proposed sleighing
+party was carried out. After coffee at Forester Ring's lodge all went
+out for a walk. Crampas remarked to Effi that they were in danger of
+being snowed in. She replied with the story of a poem entitled _God's
+Wall_, which she had learned from her pastor. During a war an aged
+widow prayed God to build a wall to protect her from the enemy. God
+caused her cottage to be snowed under, and the enemy passed by.
+Crampas changed the subject.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+
+[At seven o'clock dinner was served. At the table Sidonie Grasenabb
+had much to say against the loose modern way of bringing up girls,
+with particular reference to the Forester's frivolous daughters. After
+a toast to Ring, in which Güldenklee indulged in various puns on the
+name, the Prussian song was sung and the company made ready to start
+home. Gieshübler's coachman had meanwhile been kicked in the shin by
+one of the horses and the doctor ordered him to stay at the Forester's
+for the present. Innstetten undertook to drive home in his place.
+Sidonie Grasenabb rode part of the way with Effi and Crampas, till a
+small stream with a quicksand bottom was encountered, when she left
+the sleigh and joined her family in their carriage. Crampas who had
+been sent by Innstetten to look after the ladies in his sleigh, was
+now alone with Effi. When she saw that the roundabout way was bringing
+them to a dark forest, through which they would have to pass, she
+sought to steady her nerves by clasping her hands together with all
+her might. Then she recalled the poem about _God's Wall_ and tried two
+or three times to repeat the widow's prayer for protection, but was
+conscious that her words were dead. She was afraid, and yet felt as
+though she were under a spell, which she did not care to cast off.
+When the sleigh entered the dark woods Crampas spoke her name softly,
+with trembling voice, took her hand, loosened the clenched fingers,
+and covered them with fervent kisses. She felt herself fainting. When
+she again opened her eyes the sleigh had passed out of the woods and
+it soon drove up before her home in Kessin.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+
+Innstetten, who had observed Effi sharply as he lifted her from the
+sleigh, but had avoided speaking to her in private about the strange
+drive, arose early the following morning and sought to overcome his
+ill-humor, from the effects of which he still suffered.
+
+"Did you sleep well?" he asked, as Effi came to breakfast.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"How fortunate! I can't say the same of myself. I dreamed you met with
+an accident in the sleigh, in the quicksand, and Crampas tried to
+rescue you--I must call it that--, but he sank out of sight with you."
+
+"You say all this so queerly, Geert. Your words contain a covert
+reproach, and I can guess why."
+
+"Very remarkable."
+
+"You do not approve of Crampas's coming and offering us his
+assistance."
+
+"Us?"
+
+"Yes, us. Sidonie and me. You seem to have forgotten entirely that the
+Major came at your request. At first he sat opposite me, and I may
+say, incidentally, that it was indeed an uncomfortable seat on that
+miserable narrow strip, but when the Grasenabbs came up and took
+Sidonie, and our sleigh suddenly drove on, I suppose you expected that
+I should ask him to get out? That would have made a laughing stock of
+me, and you know how sensitive you are on that point. Remember, we
+have ridden horseback many times together, with your consent, and now
+you don't think I should ride in the same vehicle with him. It is
+wrong, we used to say at home, to mistrust a nobleman."
+
+"A nobleman," said Innstetten with emphasis.
+
+"Isn't he one? You yourself called him a cavalier, a perfect cavalier,
+in fact."
+
+"Yes," continued Innstetten, his tone growing more friendly, though it
+still betrayed a slight shade of sarcasm. "A cavalier he is, and a
+perfect cavalier, that is beyond dispute. But nobleman? My dear Effi,
+a nobleman has a different look. Have you ever noticed anything noble
+about him? Not I."
+
+Effi stared at the ground and kept silent.
+
+"It seems we are of the same opinion. But, as you said, I myself am to
+blame. I don't care to speak of a _faux pas_; it is not the right word
+in this connection. I assume the blame, and it shall not occur again,
+if I can prevent it. But you will be on your guard, too, if you heed
+my advice. He is coarse and has designs of his own on young women. I
+knew him of old."
+
+"I shall remember what you say. But just one thing--I believe you
+misunderstand him."
+
+"I do _not_ misunderstand him."
+
+"Or me," she said, with all the force at her command, and attempted to
+meet his gaze.
+
+"Nor you either, my dear Effi. You are a charming little woman, but
+persistence is not exactly your specialty."
+
+He arose to go. When he had got as far as the door Frederick entered
+to deliver a note from Gieshübler, addressed, of course, to her
+Ladyship.
+
+Effi took it. "A secret correspondence with Gieshübler," she said.
+"Material for another fit of jealousy on the part of my austere Lord.
+Or isn't it?"
+
+"No, not quite, my dear Effi. I am so foolish as to make a distinction
+between Crampas and Gieshübler. They are not the same number of carats
+fine, so to speak. You know, the value of gold is estimated by carats,
+in certain circumstances that of men also. And I must add that I
+personally have a considerably higher regard for Gieshübler's white
+jabot, in spite of the fact that jabots are no longer worn, than I
+have for Crampas's red sapper whiskers. But I doubt if that is
+feminine taste."
+
+"You think we are weaker than we are."
+
+"A consolation of extraordinarily little practical application. But
+enough of that. Read your note."
+
+Effi read: "May I inquire about the health of my gracious Lady? I know
+only that you luckily escaped the quicksand. But there was still
+plenty of danger lurking along the road through the woods. Dr.
+Hannemann has just returned and reassures me concerning Mirambo,
+saying that yesterday he considered the case more serious than he
+cared to let us know, but not so today. It was a charming
+sleigh-ride.--In three days we shall celebrate New Year's eve. We
+shall have to forego a festivity like last year's, but we shall have a
+ball, of course, and to see you present would delight the dancers and,
+by no means least, Yours most respectfully, Alonzo G."
+
+Effi laughed. "Well, what do you say?"
+
+"The same as before, simply that I should rather see you with
+Gieshübler than with Crampas."
+
+"Because you take Crampas too seriously and Gieshübler too lightly."
+
+Innstetten jokingly shook his finger at her.
+
+Three days later was New Year's eve. Effi appeared in a charming ball
+gown, a gift that the Christmas table had brought her. But she did not
+dance. She took her seat among the elderly dames, for whom easy chairs
+were placed near the orchestra gallery. Of the particular noble
+families with which the Innstettens associated there was nobody
+present, because, shortly before, there had occurred a slight
+disagreement with the city faction in the management of the club,
+which had been accused of "destructive tendencies," especially by old
+Mr. Güldenklee. However, three or four other noble families from over
+the Kessine, who were not members of the club, but only invited
+guests, had crossed over the ice on the river, some of them from a
+great distance, and were happy to take part in the festivity. Effi sat
+between the elderly wife of baronial councillor von Padden and a
+somewhat younger Mrs. von Titzewitz. The former, an excellent old
+lady, was in every way an original, and sought by means of orthodox
+German Christianity to counteract the tendency toward Wendish
+heathenism, with which nature had endowed her, especially in the
+prominent structure of her cheek bones. In her orthodoxy she went so
+far that even Sidonie von Grasenabb was in comparison a sort of
+_esprit fort_. The elderly dame, having sprung from a union of the
+Radegast and the Schwantikow branches of the family, had inherited the
+old Padden humor, which had for years rested like a blessing upon the
+family and had heartily rejoiced everybody who came into touch with
+them, even though enemies in politics or religion.
+
+"Well, child," said the baronial councillor's wife, "how are you
+getting on, anyhow?"
+
+"Quite well, most gracious Lady. I have a very excellent husband."
+
+"I know. But that does not always suffice. I, too, had an excellent
+husband. How do matters actually stand? No temptations?"
+
+Effi was startled and touched at the same time. There was something
+uncommonly refreshing about the free and natural tone in which the old
+lady spoke, and the fact that she was such a pious woman made it even
+more refreshing.
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"There it comes. Nothing new, the same old story. Time makes no change
+here, and perhaps it is just as well. The essential thing, my dear
+young woman, is struggle. One must always wrestle with the natural
+man. And when one has conquered self and feels almost like screaming
+out, because it hurts so, then the dear angels shout for joy."
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, it is often very hard."
+
+"To be sure, it is hard. But the harder the better. You must be glad
+of that. The weakness of the flesh is lasting. I have grandsons and
+granddaughters and see it every day. But the conquering of self in the
+faith, my dear Lady, that is the essential thing, that is the true
+way. This was brought to our knowledge by our old man of God, Martin
+Luther. Do you know his _Table Talks_?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady."
+
+"I am going to send them to you."
+
+At this moment Major von Crampas stepped up to Effi and inquired about
+her health. Effi was red as blood. Before she had time to reply he
+said: "May I ask you, most gracious Lady, to present me to these
+Ladies?"
+
+Effi introduced Crampas, who had already got his bearings perfectly
+and in the course of his small talk mentioned all the von Paddens and
+von Titzewitzes he had ever heard of. At the same time he excused
+himself for not yet having made his call and presented his wife to the
+people beyond the Kessine. "But it is strange what a separating power
+water has. It is the same way with the English Channel."
+
+"How?" asked old Mrs. von Titzewitz.
+
+Crampas, considering it inadvisable to give explanations which would
+have been to no purpose, continued: "To twenty Germans who go to
+France there is not one who goes to England. That is because of the
+water. I repeat, water has a dividing power."
+
+Mrs. von Padden, whose fine instinct scented some insinuation in this
+remark, was about to take up the cudgels for water, but Crampas spoke
+on with increasing fluency and turned the attention of the ladies to a
+beautiful Miss von Stojentin, "without question the queen of the
+ball," he said, incidentally casting an admiring glance at Effi. Then
+he bowed quickly to the three ladies and walked away.
+
+"Handsome man," said Mrs. von Padden. "Does he ever come to your
+house?"
+
+"Casually."
+
+"Truly a handsome man," repeated Mrs. von Padden. "A little bit too
+self-assured. Pride will have a fall. But just see, there he is,
+taking his place with Grete Stojentin. Why, really, he is too old, he
+is at least in the middle of the forties."
+
+"He is going on forty-four."
+
+"Aha, you seem to be well acquainted with him."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was very opportune for Effi that the new year, from the very
+beginning, brought a variety of diversions. New Year's eve a sharp
+northeast wind began to blow and during the next few days it increased
+in velocity till it amounted almost to a hurricane. On the 3d of
+January in the afternoon it was reported that a ship which had not
+been able to make its way into port had been wrecked a hundred yards
+from the mole. It was said to be an English ship from Sunderland
+and, so far as could be ascertained, had seven men on board. In spite
+of strenuous efforts the pilots were unable to row around the mole,
+and the launching of a boat from the beach was out of the question, as
+the surf was too heavy. That sounded sad enough. But Johanna, who
+brought the news, had a word of comfort. Consul Eschrich, she said,
+was hastening to the scene with the life-saving apparatus and the
+rocket battery, and success was certain. The distance was not quite as
+great as in the year '75, and that time all lives had been saved; even
+the poodle had been rescued. "It was very touching to see how the dog
+rejoiced and again and again licked with his red tongue both the
+Captain's wife and the dear little child, not much larger than little
+Annie."
+
+"Geert, I must go there, I must see it," Effi declared, and both set
+out at once in order not to be too late. They chose just the right
+moment, for as they reached the beach beyond the "Plantation" the
+first shot was fired and they saw plainly how the rocket with the life
+line sailed beneath the storm cloud and fell down beyond the ship.
+Immediately all hands were astir on board and they used the small line
+to haul in the heavier hawser with the basket. Before long the basket
+returned and one of the sailors, a very handsome, slender man, with an
+oilcloth hood, was safe on land. He was plied with questions by the
+inquisitive spectators, while the basket made another trip to fetch
+the second man, then the third, and so on. All were rescued, and as
+Effi walked home with her husband a half hour later she felt like
+throwing herself on the sand and having a good cry. A beautiful
+emotion had again found lodgment in her heart and she was immeasurably
+happy that it was so.
+
+This occurred on the 3d. On the 5th a new excitement was experienced,
+of an entirely different kind, to be sure. On his way out of the
+council house Innstetten had met Gieshübler, who, by the way, was an
+alderman and a member of the magistracy. In conversation with him
+Innstetten had learned that the ministry of war had inquired what
+attitude the city authorities would assume in case the question of a
+garrison were raised. If they showed their willingness to meet the
+necessary conditions, viz., to build stables and barracks, they might
+be granted two squadrons of hussars. "Well, Effi, what do you say
+about it?" Effi looked as though struck dumb. All the innocent
+happiness of her childhood years was suddenly brought back to her and
+for a moment it seemed as though red hussars--for these were to be red
+hussars, like those at home in Hohen-Cremmen--were the true guardians
+of Paradise and innocence. Still she remained silent.
+
+"Why, you aren't saying anything, Effi."
+
+"Strangely, I'm not, Geert. But it makes me so happy that I cannot
+speak for joy. Is it really going to be? Are they truly going to
+come?"
+
+"It is a long way off yet. In fact, Gieshübler said the city fathers,
+his colleagues, didn't deserve it at all. Instead of simply being
+unanimous and happy over the honor, or if not over the honor, at least
+over the advantage, they had brought forward all sorts of 'ifs' and
+'buts,' and had been niggardly about the buildings. In fact,
+Confectioner Michelsen had gone so far as to say it would corrupt the
+morals of the city, and whoever had a daughter would better be
+forehanded and secure iron grills for his windows."
+
+"That is incredible. I have never seen more mannerly people than our
+hussars. Really, Geert. Well, you know so yourself. And so this
+Michelsen wants to protect everything with iron bars. Has he any
+daughters?"
+
+"Certainly. Three, in fact. But they are all out of the race."
+
+Effi laughed more heartily than she had for a long time. But the mood
+was of short duration and when Innstetten went away and left her alone
+she sat down by the baby's cradle, and tears fell on the pillows. The
+old feeling came over her again that she was a prisoner without hope
+of escape.
+
+She suffered intensely from the feeling and longed more than ever for
+liberty. But while she was capable of strong emotions she had not a
+strong character. She lacked steadfastness and her good desires soon
+passed away. Thus she drifted on, one day, because she could not help
+it, the next, because she did not care to try to help it. She seemed
+to be in the power of the forbidden and the mysterious.
+
+So it came about that she, who by nature was frank and open,
+accustomed herself more and more to play an underhand part. At times
+she was startled at the ease with which she could do it. Only in one
+respect she remained unchanged--she saw everything clearly and glossed
+nothing. Late one evening she stepped before the mirror in her
+bedroom. The lights and shadows flitted to and fro and Rollo began to
+bark outside. That moment it seemed to her as though somebody were
+looking over her shoulder. But she quickly bethought herself. "I know
+well enough what it is. It was not _he_," and she pointed her finger
+toward the haunted room upstairs. "It was something else--my
+conscience--Effi, you are lost."
+
+Yet things continued on this course; the ball was rolling, and what
+happened one day made the actions of the next a necessity.
+
+About the middle of the month there came invitations from the four
+families with which the Innstettens associated most. They had agreed
+upon the order in which they would entertain. The Borckes were to
+begin, the Flemmings and Grasenabbs followed, the Güldenklees came
+last. Each time a week intervened. All four invitations came on the
+same day. They were evidently intended to leave an impression of
+orderliness and careful planning, and probably also of special
+friendliness and congeniality.
+
+"I shall not go, Geert, and you must excuse me in advance on the
+ground of the treatment which I have been undergoing for weeks past."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Treatment. I am to blame it on the treatment.
+That is the pretext. The real reason is you don't care to."
+
+"No, I am more honest than you are willing to admit. It was your own
+suggestion that I consult the doctor. I did so and now I must follow
+his advice. The good doctor thinks I am anæmic, strangely enough, and
+you know that I drink chalybeate water every day. If you combine this
+in imagination with a dinner at the Borckes', with, say, brawn and eel
+aspic, you can't help feeling that it would be the death of me. And
+certainly you would not think of asking such a thing of your Effi. To
+be sure, I feel at times--"
+
+"I beg you, Effi."
+
+"However, the one good thing about it is that I can look forward with
+pleasure to accompanying you each time a part of the way in the
+carriage, as far as the mill, certainly, or the churchyard, or even to
+the corner of the forest, where the crossroad to Morgnitz comes in.
+Then I can alight and saunter back. It is always very beautiful among
+the dunes."
+
+Innstetten was agreed, and when the carriage drove up three days later
+Effi got in with her husband and accompanied him to the corner of the
+forest. "Stop here, Geert. You drive on to the left now, but I am
+going to the right, down to the beach and back through the
+'Plantation.' It is rather far, but not too far. Dr. Hannemann tells
+me every day that exercise is everything, exercise and fresh air. And
+I almost believe he is right. Give my regards to all the company, only
+you needn't say anything to Sidonie."
+
+The drives on which Effi accompanied her husband as far as the corner
+of the forest were repeated every week, but even on the intervening
+days she insisted that she should strictly observe the doctor's
+orders. Not a day passed that she did not take her prescribed walk,
+usually in the afternoon, when Innstetten began to become absorbed in
+his newspapers. The weather was beautiful, the air soft and fresh, the
+sky cloudy. As a rule she went out alone, after saying to Roswitha:
+"Roswitha, I am going down the turnpike now and then to the right to
+the place with the merrygo-round. There I shall wait for you, meet me
+there. Then we can walk back by the avenue of birches or through the
+ropewalk. But do not come unless Annie is asleep. If she is not
+asleep send Johanna. Or, rather, just let it go. It is not necessary;
+I can easily find the way."
+
+The first day they met as planned. Effi sat on a bench by a long shed,
+looking over at a low yellow plaster house with exposed timbers
+painted black, an inn at which the lower middle classes drank their
+glass of beer or played at ombre. It was hardly dusk, but the windows
+were already bright, and their gleams of light fell upon the piles of
+snow and the few trees standing at one side. "See, Roswitha, how
+beautiful that looks."
+
+This was repeated for a few days. But usually, when Roswitha reached
+the merry-go-round and the shed, nobody was there, and when she came
+back home and entered the hall Effi came to meet her, saying: "Where
+in the world have you been, Roswitha? I have been back a long time."
+
+Thus it went on for weeks. The matter of the hussars was about given
+up, on account of objections made by the citizens. But as the
+negotiations were not yet definitely closed and had recently been
+referred to the office of the commander in chief, Crampas was called
+to Stettin to give his opinion to the authorities.
+
+From there he wrote the second day to Innstetten: "Pardon me,
+Innstetten, for taking French leave. It all came so quickly. Here,
+however, I shall seek to draw the matter out long, for it is a
+pleasure to be out in the world again. My regards to your gracious
+wife, my amiable patroness."
+
+He read it to Effi, who remained silent. Finally she said:
+
+"It is very well thus."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"That he is gone. To tell the truth, he always says the same things.
+When he is back he will at least for a time have something new to
+say."
+
+[Illustration: HIGH ALTAR AT SALZBURG
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Innstetten gave her a sharp scrutinizing glance, but he saw nothing,
+and his suspicion was allayed. "I am going away, too," he said after
+a while, "and to Berlin at that. Perhaps I, too, can bring back
+something new, as well as Crampas. My dear Effi always wants to hear
+something new. She is bored to death in our good Kessin. I shall be
+away about a week, perhaps a day or two longer. But don't be
+alarmed--I don't think it will come back--You know, that thing
+upstairs--But even if it should, you have Rollo and Roswitha."
+
+Effi smiled to herself and felt at the same time a mingling of
+sadness. She could not help recalling the day when Crampas had told
+her for the first time that her husband was acting out a play with the
+ghost and her fear. The great pedagogue! But was he not right? Was not
+the play in place? All kinds of contradicting thoughts, good and bad,
+shot through her head.
+
+The third day Innstetten went away. He had not said anything about his
+business in Berlin.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+
+Innstetten had been gone but four days when Crampas returned from
+Stettin with the news that the higher authorities had definitely
+dropped the plan of detailing two squadrons to Kessin. There were so
+many small cities that were applying for a garrison of cavalry,
+particularly for Blücher hussars, that as a rule, he said, an offer of
+such troops met with a hearty reception, and not a halting one. When
+Crampas made this report the magistracy looked quite badly
+embarrassed. Only Gieshübler was triumphant, because he thought the
+discomfiture served his narrow-minded colleagues exactly right. When
+the news reached the common people a certain amount of depression
+spread among them, indeed even some of the consuls with eligible
+daughters were for the time being dissatisfied. But on the whole they
+soon forgot about it, perhaps because the question of the day, "What
+was Innstetten's business in Berlin?" was more interesting to the
+people of Kessin, or at least to the dignitaries of the city. They
+did not care to lose their unusually popular district councillor, and
+yet very exaggerated rumors about him were in circulation, rumors
+which, if not started by Gieshübler, were at least supported and
+further spread by him. Among other things it was said that Innstetten
+would go to Morocco as an ambassador with a suite, bearing gifts,
+including not only the traditional vase with a picture of Sans Souci
+and the New Palace, but above all a large refrigerator. The latter
+seemed so probable in view of the temperature in Morocco, that the
+whole story was believed.
+
+In time Effi heard about it. The days when the news would have cheered
+her were not yet so very far distant. But in the frame of mind in
+which she had been since the end of the year she was no longer capable
+of laughing artlessly and merrily. Her face had taken on an entirely
+new expression, and her half-pathetic, half-roguish childishness,
+which she had preserved as a woman, was gone. The walks to the beach
+and the "Plantation," which she had given up while Crampas was in
+Stettin, she resumed after his return and would not allow them to be
+interfered with by unfavorable weather. It was arranged as formerly
+that Roswitha should come to meet her at the end of the ropewalk, or
+near the churchyard, but they missed each other oftener than before.
+"I could scold you, Roswitha, for never finding me. But it doesn't
+matter; I am no longer afraid, not even by the churchyard, and in the
+forest I have never yet met a human soul."
+
+It was on the day before Innstetten's return from Berlin that Effi
+said this. Roswitha paid little attention to the remarks, as she was
+absorbed in hanging up garlands over the doors. Even the shark was
+decorated with a fir bough and looked more remarkable than usual. Effi
+said: "That is right, Roswitha. He will be pleased with all the green
+when he comes back tomorrow. I wonder whether I should go out again
+today? Dr. Hannemann insists upon it and is continually saying I do
+not take it seriously enough, otherwise I should certainly be looking
+better. But I have no real desire today; it is drizzling and the sky
+is so gray."
+
+"I will fetch her Ladyship's raincoat."
+
+"Do so, but don't come for me today; we should not meet anyhow," and
+she laughed. "Really, Roswitha, you are not a bit good at finding. And
+I don't want to have you catch a cold all for nothing."
+
+So Roswitha remained at home and, as Annie was sleeping, went over to
+chat with Mrs. Kruse. "Dear Mrs. Kruse," she said, "you were going to
+tell me about the Chinaman. Yesterday Johanna interrupted you. She
+always puts on such airs, and such a story would not interest her. But
+I believe there was, after all, something in it, I mean the story of
+the Chinaman and Thomsen's niece, if she was not his granddaughter."
+
+Mrs. Kruse nodded.
+
+Roswitha continued: "Either it was an unhappy love"--Mrs. Kruse nodded
+again--"or it may have been a happy one, and the Chinaman was simply
+unable to endure the sudden termination of it. For the Chinese are
+human, like the rest of us, and everything is doubtless the same with
+them as with us."
+
+"Everything," assured Mrs. Kruse, who was about to corroborate it by
+her story, when her husband entered and said: "Mother, you might give
+me the bottle of leather varnish. I must have the harness shining when
+his Lordship comes home tomorrow. He sees everything, and even if he
+says nothing, one can tell that he has seen it all."
+
+"I'll bring it out to you, Kruse," said Roswitha. "Your wife is just
+going to tell me something more; but it will soon be finished and then
+I'll come and bring it."
+
+A few minutes later Roswitha came out into the yard with the bottle of
+varnish in her hand and stood by the harness which Kruse had just hung
+over the garden fence. "By George!" he said, as he took the bottle
+from her hand, "it will not do much good; it keeps drizzling all the
+time and the shine will come off. But I am one of those who think
+everything must be kept in order."
+
+"Indeed it must. Besides, Kruse, that is good varnish, as I can see at
+a glance, and first-class varnish doesn't stay sticky very long, it
+must dry immediately. Even if it is foggy tomorrow, or dewy, it will
+be too late then to hurt it. But, I must say, that is a remarkable
+story about the Chinaman."
+
+Kruse laughed. "It is nonsense, Roswitha. My wife, instead of paying
+attention to proper things, is always telling such tales, and when I
+go to put on a clean shirt there is a button off. It has been so ever
+since we came here. She always had just such stories in her head and
+the black hen besides. And the black hen doesn't even lay eggs. After
+all, what can she be expected to lay eggs out of? She never goes out,
+and such things as eggs can't come from mere cock-a-doodle-dooing. It
+is not to be expected of any hen."
+
+"See here, Kruse, I am going to repeat that to your wife. I have
+always considered you a respectable man and now you say things like
+that about the cock-a-doodle-dooing. Men are always worse than we
+think. Really I ought to take this brush right now and paint a black
+moustache on your face."
+
+"Well, Roswitha, one could put up with that from you," and Kruse, who
+was usually on his dignity, seemed about to change to a more flirting
+tone, when he suddenly caught sight of her Ladyship, who today came
+from the other side of the "Plantation" and just at this moment was
+passing along the garden fence.
+
+"Good day, Roswitha, my, but you are merry. What is Annie doing?"
+
+"She is asleep, your Ladyship."
+
+As Roswitha said this she turned red and quickly breaking off the
+conversation, started toward the house to help her Ladyship change her
+clothes. For it was doubtful whether Johanna was there. She hung
+around a good deal over at the "office" nowadays, because there was
+less to do at home and Frederick and Christel were too tedious for her
+and never knew anything.
+
+Annie was still asleep. Effi leaned over the cradle, then had her hat
+and raincoat taken off and sat down upon the little sofa in her
+bedroom. She slowly stroked back her moist hair, laid her feet on a
+stool, which Roswitha drew up to her, and said, as she evidently
+enjoyed the comfort of resting after a rather long walk: "Roswitha, I
+must remind you that Kruse is married."
+
+"I know it, your Ladyship."
+
+"Yes, what all doesn't one know, and yet one acts as though one did
+_not_ know. Nothing can ever come of this."
+
+"Nothing is supposed to come of it, your Ladyship."
+
+"If you think she is an invalid you are reckoning without your host.
+Invalids live the longest. Besides she has the black chicken. Beware
+of it. It knows everything and tattles everything. I don't know, it
+makes me shudder. And I'll wager all that business upstairs has some
+connection with this chicken."
+
+"Oh, I don't believe it. But it is terrible just the same, and Kruse,
+who always sides himself against his wife, cannot talk me out of it."
+
+"What did he say?"
+
+"He said it was nothing but mice."
+
+"Well, mice are quite bad enough. I can't bear mice. But, to change
+the subject, I saw you chatting with Kruse, plainly, also your
+familiar actions, and in fact I think you were going to paint a
+moustache on his lip. That I call pretty far advanced. A little later
+you will be jilted. You are still a smug person and have your charms.
+But beware, that is all I have to say to you. Just what was your
+experience the first time? Was it such that you can tell me about it?"
+
+"Oh, I can tell you. But it was terrible. And because it was so
+terrible, your Ladyship's mind can be perfectly easy with regard to
+Kruse. A girl who has gone through what I did has enough of it and
+takes care. I still dream of it occasionally and then I am all knocked
+to pieces the next day. Such awful fright."
+
+Effi sat up and leaned her head on her arm. "Tell me about it, and how
+it came about. I know from my observations at home that it is always
+the same story with you girls."
+
+"Yes, no doubt it is always the same at first, and I am determined not
+to think that there was anything special about my case. But when the
+time came that they threw it into my face and I was suddenly forced to
+say: 'yes, it is so,' oh, _that_ was terrible. Mother--well, I could
+get along with her, but father, who had the village blacksmith's shop,
+he was severe and quick to fly into a rage. When he heard it, he came
+at me with a pair of tongs which he had just taken from the fire and
+was going to kill me. I screamed and ran up to the attic and hid
+myself and there I lay and trembled, and did not come down till they
+called me and told me to come. Besides, I had a younger sister, who
+always pointed at me and said: 'Ugh!' Then when the child was about to
+come I went into a barn near by, because I was afraid to stay in the
+house. There strangers found me half dead and carried me into the
+house and laid me in my bed. The third day they took the child away
+and when I asked where it was they said it was well taken care of. Oh,
+your Ladyship, may the holy mother of God protect you from such
+distress!"
+
+Effi was startled and stared at Roswitha with wide-opened eyes. But
+she was more frightened than vexed. "The things you do say! Why, I am
+a married woman. You must not say such things; it is improper, it is
+not fitting."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship."
+
+"Tell me rather what became of you. They had robbed you of your baby.
+You told me that."
+
+"And then, a few days later, somebody from Erfurt drove up to the
+mayor's office and asked whether there was not a wet nurse there, and
+the mayor said 'yes,' God bless him! So the strange gentleman took me
+away with him and from that day I was better off. Even with the old
+widow my life was tolerable, and finally I came to your Ladyship. That
+was the best, the best of all." As she said this she stepped to the
+sofa and kissed Effi's hand.
+
+"Roswitha, you must not always be kissing my hand, I don't like it.
+And do beware of Kruse. Otherwise you are a good and sensible
+person--With a married man--it is never well."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, God and his saints lead us wondrously, and the
+bad fortune that befalls us has also its good side. If one is not made
+better by it there is no help for him--Really, I like the men."
+
+"You see, Roswitha, you see."
+
+"But if the same feeling should come over me again--the affair with
+Kruse, there is nothing in that--and I could not control myself, I
+should run straight into the water. It was too terrible. Everything.
+And I wonder what ever became of the poor baby? I don't think it is
+still living; they had it killed, but I am to blame." She threw
+herself down by Annie's cradle, and rocked the child and sang her
+favorite lullaby over and over again without stopping.
+
+"Stop," said Effi, "don't sing any more; I have a headache. Bring in
+the newspapers. Or has Gieshübler sent the journals?"
+
+"He did, and the fashion paper was on top. We were turning over the
+leaves, Johanna and I, before she went across the street. Johanna
+always gets angry that she cannot have such things. Shall I fetch the
+fashion paper?"
+
+"Yes, fetch it and bring me the lamp, too."
+
+Roswitha went out and when Effi was alone she said: "What things they
+do have to help one out! One pretty woman with a muff and another with
+a half veil--fashion puppets. But it is the best thing for turning my
+thoughts in some other direction."
+
+In the course of the following morning a telegram came from
+Innstetten, in which he said he would come by the second train, which
+meant that he would not arrive in Kessin before evening. The day
+proved one of never ending restlessness. Fortunately Gieshübler came
+in the afternoon and helped pass an hour. Finally, at seven o'clock,
+the carriage drove up. Effi went out and greeted her husband.
+Innstetten was in a state of excitement that was unusual for him and
+so it came about that he did not notice the embarrassment mingled with
+Effi's heartiness. In the hall the lamps and candles were burning, and
+the tea service, which Frederick had placed on one of the tables
+between the cabinets, reflected the brilliant light.
+
+"Why, this looks exactly as it did when we first arrived here. Do you
+remember, Effi?"
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Only the shark with his fir bough behaves more calmly today, and even
+Rollo pretends to be reticent and does not put his paws on my
+shoulders. What is the matter with you, Rollo?"
+
+Rollo rubbed past his master and wagged his tail.
+
+"He is not exactly satisfied; either it is with me or with others.
+Well, I'll assume, with me. At all events let us go in." He entered
+his room and as he sat down on the sofa asked Effi to take a seat
+beside him. "It was so fine in Berlin, beyond expectation, but in the
+midst of all my pleasure I always felt a longing to be back. And how
+well you look! A little bit pale and also a little bit changed, but it
+is all becoming to you."
+
+Effi turned red.
+
+"And now you even turn red. But it is as I tell you. You used to have
+something of the spoiled child about you; now all of a sudden you look
+like a wife."
+
+"I like to hear that, Geert, but I think you are just saying it."
+
+"No, no, you can credit yourself with it, if it is something
+creditable."
+
+"I should say it is."
+
+"Now guess who sent you his regards."
+
+"That is not hard, Geert. Besides, we wives, for I can count myself
+one since you are back"--and she reached out her hand and laughed--"we
+wives guess easily. We are not so obtuse as you."
+
+"Well, who was it?"
+
+"Why, Cousin von Briest, of course. He is the only person I know in
+Berlin, not counting my aunts, whom you no doubt failed to look up,
+and who are far too envious to send me their regards. Haven't you
+found, too, that all old aunts are envious?"
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is true. And to hear you say it reminds me that you
+are my same old Effi. For you must know that the old Effi, who looked
+like a child, also suited my taste. Just exactly as does your Ladyship
+at present."
+
+"Do you think so? And if you had to decide between the two"--
+
+"That is a question for scholars; I shall not talk about it. But there
+comes Frederick with the tea. How I have longed for this hour! And I
+said so, too, even to your Cousin Briest, as we were sitting at
+Dressel's and drinking Champagne to your health--Your ears must have
+rung--And do you know what your cousin said?"
+
+"Something silly, certainly. He is great at that."
+
+"That is the blackest ingratitude I have ever heard of in all my life.
+'Let us drink to the health of Effi,' he said, 'my beautiful
+cousin--Do you know, Innstetten, that I should like nothing better
+than to challenge you and shoot you dead? For Effi is an angel, and
+you robbed me of this angel.' And he looked so serious and sad, as he
+said it, that one might almost have believed him."
+
+"Oh, I know that mood of his. The how-manieth were you drinking?"
+
+"I don't recall now and perhaps could not have told you then. But this
+I do believe, that he was wholly in earnest. And perhaps it would have
+been the right match. Don't you think you could have lived with him?"
+
+"Could have lived? That is little, Geert. But I might almost say, I
+could not even have lived with him."
+
+"Why not? He is really a fine amiable fellow and quite sensible,
+besides."
+
+"Yes, he is that."
+
+"But--"
+
+"But he is a tomfool. And that is not the kind of a man we women love,
+not even when we are still half children, as you have always thought
+me and perhaps still do, in spite of my progress. Tomfoolery is not
+what we want. Men must be men."
+
+"It's well you say so. My, a man surely has to mind his p's and q's.
+Fortunately I can say I have just had an experience that looks as
+though I had minded my p's and q's, or at least I shall be expected to
+in the future--Tell me, what is your idea of a ministry?"
+
+"A ministry? Well, it may be one of two things. It may be people, wise
+men of high rank, who rule the state; and it may be merely a house, a
+palace, a Palazzo Strozzi or Pitti, or, if these are not fitting, any
+other. You see I have not taken my Italian journey in vain."
+
+"And could you make up your mind to live in such a palace? I mean in
+such a ministry?"
+
+"For heaven's sake, Geert, they have not made you a minister, have
+they? Gieshübler said something of the sort. And the Prince is
+all-powerful. Heavens, he has accomplished it at last and I am only
+eighteen."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "No, Effi, not a minister; we have not risen to
+that yet. But perhaps I may yet develop a variety of gifts that would
+make such a thing not impossible."
+
+"So not just yet, not yet a minister?"
+
+"No. And, to tell the truth, we are not even to live in the ministry,
+but I shall go daily to the ministry, as I now go to our district
+council office, and I shall make reports to the minister and travel
+with him, when he inspects the provincial offices. And you will be the
+wife of a head clerk of a ministerial department and live in Berlin,
+and in six months you will hardly remember that you have been here in
+Kessin, where you have had nothing but Gieshübler and the dunes and
+the 'Plantation.'"
+
+Effi did not say a word, but her eyes kept getting larger and larger.
+About the corners of her mouth there was a nervous twitching and her
+whole slender body trembled. Suddenly she slid from her seat down to
+Innstetten's feet, clasped her arms around his knees and said in a
+tone, as though she were praying: "Thank God!"
+
+Innstetten turned pale. What was that? Something that had come over
+him weeks before, but had swiftly passed away, only to come back from
+time to time, returned again now and spoke so plainly out of his eyes
+that it startled Effi. She had allowed herself to be carried away by a
+beautiful feeling, differing but little from a confession of her
+guilt, and had told more than she dared. She must offset it, must find
+some way of escape, at whatever cost.
+
+"Get up, Effi. What is the matter with you?"
+
+Effi arose quickly. However, she did not sit down on the sofa again,
+but drew up a high-backed chair, apparently because she did not feel
+strong enough to hold herself up without support.
+
+"What is the matter with you?" repeated Innstetten. "I thought you had
+spent happy days here. And now you cry out, 'Thank God!' as though
+your whole life here had been one prolonged horror. Have I been a
+horror to you? Or is it something else? Speak!"
+
+"To think that you can ask such a question!" said Effi, seeking by a
+supreme effort to suppress the trembling of her voice. "Happy days!
+Yes, certainly, happy days, but others, too. Never have I been
+entirely free from fear here, never. Never yet a fortnight that it did
+not look over my shoulder again, that same face, the same sallow
+complexion. And these last nights while you were away, it came back
+again, not the face, but there was shuffling of feet again, and Rollo
+set up his barking again, and Roswitha, who also heard it, came to my
+bed and sat down by me and we did not go to sleep till day began to
+dawn. This is a haunted house and I was expected to believe in the
+ghost, for you are a pedagogue. Yes, Geert, that you are. But be that
+as it may, thus much I know, I have been afraid in this house for a
+whole year and longer, and when I go away from here the fear will
+leave me, I think, and I shall be free again."
+
+Innstetten had not taken his eyes off her and had followed every word.
+What could be the meaning of "You are a pedagogue," and the other
+statement that preceded, "And I was expected to believe in the ghost?"
+What was all that about? Where did it come from? And he felt a slight
+suspicion arising and becoming more firmly fixed. But he had lived
+long enough to know that all signs deceive, and that in our jealousy,
+in spite of its hundred eyes, we often go farther astray than in the
+blindness of our trust. Possibly it was as she said, and, if it was,
+why should she not cry out: "Thank God!"
+
+And so, quickly looking at the matter from all possible sides, he
+overcame his suspicion and held out his hand to her across the table:
+"Pardon me, Effi, but I was so much surprised by it all. I suppose, of
+course, it is my fault. I have always been too much occupied with
+myself. We men are all egoists. But it shall be different from now on.
+There is one good thing about Berlin, that is certain: there are no
+haunted houses there. How could there be! Now let us go into the other
+room and see Annie; otherwise Roswitha will accuse me of being an
+unaffectionate father."
+
+During these words Effi had gradually become more composed, and the
+consciousness of having made a felicitous escape from a danger of her
+own creation restored her countenance and buoyancy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+
+The next morning the two took their rather late breakfast together.
+Innstetten had overcome his ill-humor and something worse, and Effi
+was so completely taken up with her feeling of liberation that not
+only had her power of feigning a certain amount of good humor
+returned, but she had almost regained her former artlessness. She was
+still in Kessin, and yet she already felt as though it lay far behind
+her.
+
+"I have been thinking it over, Effi," said Innstetten, "you are not
+entirely wrong in all you have said against our house here. For
+Captain Thomsen it was quite good enough, but not for a spoiled young
+wife. Everything old-fashioned and no room. You shall have a better
+house in Berlin, with a dining hall, but different from the one here,
+and in the hall and on the stairway colored-glass windows, Emperor
+William with sceptre and crown, or some religious picture, a St.
+Elizabeth or a Virgin Mary. Let us say a Virgin Mary; we owe that to
+Roswitha."
+
+Effi laughed. "So shall it be. But who will select an apartment for
+us? I couldn't think of sending Cousin von Briest to look for one, to
+say nothing of my aunts. They would consider anything good enough."
+
+"When it comes to selecting an apartment, nobody can do that to the
+satisfaction of any one else. I think you will have to go yourself."
+
+"And when do you think?"
+
+"The middle of March."
+
+"Oh, that is much too late, Geert; everything will be gone then. The
+good apartments will hardly wait for us."
+
+"All right. But it was only yesterday that I came home and I can't
+well say: 'go tomorrow.' That would not look right and it would not
+suit me very well either. I am happy to have you with me once more."
+
+"No," she said, as she gathered together the breakfast dishes rather
+noisily to hide a rising embarrassment, "no, and it shall not be
+either, neither today nor tomorrow, but before very long, however. And
+if I find anything I shall soon be back again. But one thing more,
+Roswitha and Annie must go with me. It would please me most if you
+went too. But, I see, that is out of the question. And I think the
+separation will not last long. I already know, too, where I shall
+rent."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"That must remain my secret. I want to have a secret myself. I want to
+surprise you later."
+
+At this point Frederick entered to bring the mail. The most of the
+pieces were official and newspapers. "Ah, there is also a letter for
+you," said Innstetten. "And, if I am not mistaken, mama's
+handwriting."
+
+Effi took the letter. "Yes, from mama. But that is not the Friesack
+postmark. Just see, why, it is plainly Berlin."
+
+"Certainly," laughed Innstetten. "You act as though it were a miracle.
+Mama is doubtless in Berlin and has written her darling a letter from
+her hotel."
+
+"Yes," said Effi, "that is probably it. But I almost have fears, and
+can find no real consolation in what Hulda Niemeyer always said: that
+when one has fears it is better than when one has hopes. What do you
+think about it?"
+
+"For a pastor's daughter not quite up to the standard. But now read
+the letter. Here is a paper knife."
+
+Effi cut open the envelope and read: "My dear Effi: For the last
+twenty-four hours I have been here in Berlin--Consultations with
+Schweigger. As soon as he saw me he congratulated me, and when I asked
+him, astonished, what occasion there was, I learned that a director of
+a ministerial department by the name of Wüllersdorf had just been at
+his office and told him that Innstetten had been called to a position
+with the ministry. I am a little vexed to have to learn a thing like
+that from a third person. But in my pride and joy I forgive you.
+Moreover, I always knew, even when I was at Rathenow, that he would
+make something of himself. Now you are to profit by it. Of course you
+must have an apartment and new furniture. If, my dear Effi, you think
+you can make use of my advice, come as soon as your time will permit.
+I shall remain here a week for treatment, and if it is not effective,
+perhaps somewhat longer. Schweigger is rather indefinite on the
+subject. I have taken a private room on Schadow St. Adjoining my room
+there are others vacant. What the matter is with my eye I will tell
+you when I see you. The thing that occupies me at present is your
+future. Briest will be unspeakably happy. He always pretends to be so
+indifferent about such things, but in reality he thinks more of them
+than I do. My regards to Innstetten, and a kiss for Annie, whom you
+will perhaps bring along. As ever your tenderly loving mother, Louise
+von B."
+
+Effi laid the letter on the table and said nothing. Her mind was
+firmly made up as to what she should do, but she did not want to say
+it herself. She wanted Innstetten to speak the first word and then she
+would hesitatingly say, "yes."
+
+Innstetten actually fell into the trap. "Well, Effi, you remain so
+calm."
+
+"Ah, Geert, everything has its two sides. On the one hand I shall be
+happy to see mother again, and maybe even in a few days. But there are
+so many reasons for delaying."
+
+"What are they?"
+
+"Mama, as you know, is very determined and recognizes only her own
+will. With papa she has been able to have her way in everything. But I
+should like to have an apartment to suit _my_ taste, and new furniture
+that _I_ like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Is that all?"
+
+"Well, that is enough, I should think. But it is not all." Then she
+summoned up her courage, looked at him, and said: "And then, Geert, I
+should not like to be separated from you again so soon."
+
+"You rogue, you just say that because you know my weakness. But we are
+all vain, and I will believe it. I will believe it and yet, at the
+same time, play the hero who foregoes his own desires. Go as soon as
+you think it necessary and can justify it before your own heart."
+
+"You must not talk like that, Geert. What do you mean by 'justifying
+it before my own heart?' By saying that you force me, half
+tyrannically, to assume a role of affection, and I am compelled to
+say from sheer coquetry: 'Ah, Geert, then I shall never go.' Or
+something of the sort."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "Effi, you are too clever for me.
+I always thought you were a child, and now I see that you are on a par
+with all the rest. But enough of that, or, as your papa always said,
+'that is too wide a field.' Say, rather, when you are going?"
+
+"Today is Tuesday. Let us say, then, Friday noon by the boat. Then I
+shall be in Berlin in the evening."
+
+"Settled. And when will you be back?"
+
+"Well, let us gay Monday evening. That will make three days."
+
+"Impossible. That is too soon. You can't accomplish everything in
+three days. Your mama will not let you go so soon, either."
+
+"Then leave it to my discretion."
+
+"All right," and Innstetten arose from his seat to go over to the
+district councillor's office.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The days before Effi's departure flew by quickly. Roswitha was very
+happy. "Ah, your Ladyship, Kessin, oh yes--but it is not Berlin. And
+the street cars. And then when the gong rings and one does not know
+whether to turn to the right or the left, and it has sometimes seemed
+to me as though everything would run right over me. Oh, there is
+nothing like that here. Many a day I doubt if we see six people, and
+never anything else but the dunes and the sea outside. And it roars
+and roars, but that is all."
+
+"Yes, Roswitha, you are right. It roars and roars all the time, but
+this is not the right kind of life. Besides, one has all sorts of
+stupid ideas. That you cannot deny, and your conduct with Kruse was
+not in accord with propriety."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship--"
+
+"Well, I will not make any further inquiries. You would not admit
+anything, of course. Only be sure not to take too few things with you.
+In fact, you may take all your things along, and Annie's too."
+
+"I thought we were coming back."
+
+"Yes, I am. It is his Lordship's desire. But you may perhaps stay
+there, with my mother. Only see to it that she does not spoil little
+Annie too badly. She was often strict with me, but a grandchild--"
+
+"And then, too, you know, little Annie is so sweet, one is tempted to
+take a bite of her. Nobody can help being fond of her."
+
+That was on Thursday, the day before the departure. Innstetten had
+driven into the country and was not expected home till toward evening.
+In the afternoon Effi went down town, as far as the market square, and
+there entered the apothecary's shop and asked for a bottle of _sal
+volatile_. "One never knows with whom one is to travel," she said to
+the old clerk, with whom she was accustomed to chat, and who adored
+her as much as Gieshübler himself.
+
+"Is the doctor in?" she asked further, when she had put the little
+bottle in her pocket.
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship, he is in the adjoining room reading the
+papers."
+
+"I shall not disturb him, shall I?"
+
+"Oh, never."
+
+Effi stepped in. It was a small room with a high ceiling and shelves
+around the walls, on which stood alembics and retorts. Along one wall
+were filing cases arranged alphabetically and provided with iron rings
+on the front ends. They contained the prescriptions.
+
+Gieshübler was delighted and embarrassed. "What an honor! Here among
+my retorts! May I invite her Ladyship to be seated for a moment?"
+
+"Certainly, dear Gieshübler. But really only for a moment. I want to
+bid you farewell."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady, you are coming back, aren't you? I heard it
+was only for three or four days."
+
+"Yes, dear friend, I am supposed to come back, and it is even arranged
+that I shall be back in Kessin in a week at the latest. But it is
+possible that I may _not_ come back. I don't need to tell you all the
+thousand possibilities--I see you are about to tell me I am still too
+young to--but young people sometimes die. And then there are so many
+other things. So I prefer to take leave of you as though it were for
+ever."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"As though it were for ever. And I want to thank you, dear Gieshübler.
+For you were the best thing here; naturally, because you were the best
+man. If I live to be a hundred years old I shall not forget you. I
+have felt lonely here at times, and at times my heart was so heavy,
+heavier than you can ever know. I have not always managed rightly. But
+whenever I have seen you, from the very first day, I have always felt
+happier, and better, too."
+
+"Oh, most gracious Lady."
+
+"And I wished to thank you for it. I have just bought a small bottle
+of _sal volatile_. There are often such remarkable people in the
+compartment, who will not even permit a window to be opened. If I shed
+any tears--for, you know, it goes right up into one's head, the salts,
+I mean--then I will think of you. Adieu, dear friend, and give my
+regards to your friend, Miss Trippelli. During these last weeks I have
+often thought of her and of Prince Kotschukoff. After all is said and
+done it remains a peculiar relation. But I can understand it--and let
+me hear from you some day. Or I shall write."
+
+With these words Effi went out. Gieshübler accompanied her out upon
+the square. He was dumbfounded, so completely that he entirely
+overlooked many enigmatical things she said.
+
+Effi went back home. "Bring me the lamp, Johanna," she said, "but into
+my bedroom. And then a cup of tea. I am so cold and cannot wait till
+his Lordship returns."
+
+The lamp and the tea came. Effi was already sitting at her little
+writing desk, with a sheet of letter paper before her and the pen in
+her hand. "Please, Johanna, put the tea on the table there."
+
+When Johanna had left the room Effi locked her door, looked into the
+mirror for a moment and then sat down again, and wrote: "I leave
+tomorrow by the boat, and these are farewell lines. Innstetten expects
+me back in a few days, but I am _not_ coming back--why I am not coming
+back, you know--it would have been better if I had never seen this
+corner of the earth. I implore you not to take this as a reproach. All
+the fault is mine. If I look at your house--_your_ conduct may be
+excusable, not mine. My fault is very grievous, but perhaps I can
+overcome it. The fact that we were called away from here is to me, so
+to speak, a sign that I may yet be restored to favor. Forget the past,
+forget me. Your Effi."
+
+She ran hastily over the lines once more. The strangest thing to her
+was the avoidance of the familiar "Du," but that had to be. It was
+meant to convey the idea that there was no bridge left. Then she put
+the letter into an envelope and walked toward a house between the
+churchyard and the corner of the forest. A thin column of smoke arose
+from the half tumbled down chimney. There she delivered the letter.
+
+When she reached home Innstetten was already there and she sat down by
+him and told him about Gieshübler and the _sal volatile_. Innstetten
+laughed. "Where did you get your Latin, Effi?"
+
+The boat, a light sailing vessel (the steamers ran only in the summer)
+left at twelve. A quarter of an hour before, Effi and Innstetten were
+on board; likewise Roswitha and Annie.
+
+The baggage was bulkier than seemed necessary for a journey of so few
+days. Innstetten talked with the captain. Effi, in a raincoat and
+light gray traveling hat, stood on the after deck, near the tiller,
+and looked out upon the quay and the pretty row of houses that
+followed the line of the quay. Just opposite the landing stood the
+Hoppensack Hotel, a three-story building, from whose gable a yellow
+flag, with a cross and a crown on it, hung down limp in the quiet
+foggy air. Effi looked up at the flag for a while, then let her eyes
+sink slowly until they finally rested on a number of people who stood
+about inquisitively on the quay. At this moment the bell rang. Effi
+had a very peculiar sensation. The boat slowly began to move, and as
+she once more looked closely at the landing bridge she saw that
+Crampas was standing in the front row. She was startled to see him,
+but at the same time was glad. He, on the other hand, with his whole
+bearing changed, was obviously agitated, and waved an earnest adieu to
+her. She returned his greeting in like spirit, but also with great
+friendliness, and there was pleading in her eyes. Then she walked
+quickly to the cabin, where Roswitha had already made herself at home
+with Annie. She remained here in the rather close rooms till they
+reached the point where the river spreads out into a sheet of water
+called the "Broad." Then Innstetten came and called to her to come up
+on deck and enjoy the glorious landscape. She went up. Over the
+surface of the water hung gray clouds and only now and then could one
+catch a half-veiled glimpse of the sun through a rift in the dense
+mass. Effi thought of the day, just a year and a quarter ago, when she
+had driven in an open carriage along the shore of this same "Broad." A
+brief span, and life often so quiet and lonely. Yet how much had
+happened since then!
+
+Thus they sailed up the fairway and at two o'clock were at the station
+or very near it. As they, a moment later, passed the Prince Bismarck
+Hotel, Golchowski, who was again standing at the door, joined them and
+accompanied them to the steps leading up the embankment. At the
+station they found the train was not yet signaled, so they walked up
+and down on the platform. Their conversation turned about the question
+of an apartment. They agreed on the quarter of the city, that it must
+be between the Tiergarten and the Zoological Garden. "I want to hear
+the finches sing and the parrots scream," said Innstetten, and Effi
+was willing.
+
+Then they heard the signal and the train ran into the station. The
+station master was full of attentions and Effi received a compartment
+to herself.
+
+Another handshake, a wave of her handkerchief, and the train began
+again to move.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+
+[Effi was met at the Berlin station by her mother and Cousin von
+Briest. While drinking tea in the mother's room Cousin von Briest was
+asked to tell a joke, and propounded a Bible conundrum, which Effi
+took as an omen that no more sorrow was to befall her. The following
+day began the search for an apartment, and one was found on Keith
+street, which exactly suited, except that the house was not finished
+and the walls not yet dried out. Effi kept it in mind, however, and
+looked further, being as long about it as possible. After two weeks
+Innstetten began to insist on her return and to make pointed
+allusions. She saw there was nothing left but to sham illness. Then
+she rented the apartment on Keith street, wrote a card saying she
+would be home the next day, and had the trunks packed. The next
+morning she stayed in bed and feigned illness, but preferred not to
+call a doctor. She telegraphed about her delay to her husband. After
+three days of the farce she yielded to her mother and called an old
+ladies' doctor by the name of Rummschüttel ('Shake 'em around'). After
+a few questions he prescribed a mixture of bitter almond water and
+orange blossom syrup and told her to keep quiet. Later he called every
+third day, noticing that his calls embarrassed her. She felt he had
+seen through her from the start, but the farce had to be kept up till
+Innstetten had closed his house and shipped his things. Four days
+before he was due in Berlin she suddenly got well and wrote him she
+could now travel, but thought it best to await him in Berlin. As soon
+as she received his favorable telegram she hastened to the new
+apartment, where she raised her eyes, folded her hands, and said:
+"Now, with God's help, a new life, and a different one!"]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+
+Three days later, at nine o 'clock in the evening, Innstetten arrived
+in Berlin. Effi, her mother, and Cousin Briest were at the station.
+The reception was hearty, particularly on the part of Effi, and a
+world of things had been talked about when the carriage they had taken
+stopped before their new residence on Keith street. "Well, you have
+made a good choice, Effi," said Innstetten, as he entered the
+vestibule; "no shark, no crocodile, and, I hope, no spooks."
+
+"No, Geert, that is all past. A new era has dawned and I am no longer
+afraid. I am also going to be better than heretofore and live more
+according to your will." This she whispered to him as they climbed the
+carpeted stairs to the third story. Cousin von Briest escorted the
+mother.
+
+In their apartment there was still a great deal to be done, but enough
+had been accomplished to make a homelike impression and Innstetten
+exclaimed out of the joy of his heart: "Effi, you are a little
+genius." But she declined the praise, pointing to her mother, saying
+she really deserved the credit. Her mother had issued inexorable
+commands, such as, "It must stand here," and had always been right,
+with the natural result that much time had been saved and their good
+humor had never been disturbed. Finally Roswitha came in to welcome
+her master. She took advantage of the opportunity to say: "Miss Annie
+begs to be excused for today,"--a little joke, of which she was proud,
+and which accomplished her purpose perfectly.
+
+They took seats around the table, already set, and when Innstetten had
+poured himself a glass of wine and all had joined him in a toast to
+"happy days," he took Effi's hand and said: "Now tell me, Effi, what
+was the nature of your illness?"
+
+"Oh, let us not talk about that; it would be a waste of breath--A
+little painful and a real disturbance, because it cancelled our plans.
+But that was all, and now it is past. Rummschüttel justified his
+reputation; he is a fine, amiable old man, as I believe I wrote you.
+He is said not to be a particularly brilliant scholar, but mama says
+that is an advantage. And she is doubtless right, as usual. Our good
+Dr. Hannemann was no luminary either, and yet he was always
+successful. Now tell me, how are Gieshübler and all the others?"
+
+"Let me see, who are all the others? Crampas sends his regards to her
+Ladyship."
+
+"Ah, very polite."
+
+"And the pastor also wishes to be remembered to you. But the people in
+the country were rather cool and seemed inclined to hold me
+responsible for your departure without formally taking leave. Our
+friend Sidonie spoke quite pointedly, but good Mrs. von Padden, whom I
+called on specially the day before yesterday, was genuinely pleased to
+receive your regards and your declaration of love for her. She said
+you were a charming woman, but I ought to guard you well. When I
+replied that you considered me more of a pedagogue than a husband, she
+said in an undertone and almost as though speaking from another world:
+'A young lamb as white as snow!' Then she stopped."
+
+Cousin von Briest laughed. "'A young lamb as white as snow.' Hear
+that, cousin?" He was going to continue teasing her, but gave it up
+when he saw that she turned pale.
+
+The conversation dragged on a while longer, dealing chiefly with
+former relations, and Effi finally learned, from various things
+Innstetten said, that of all their Kessin household Johanna alone had
+declared a willingness to move with them to Berlin. She had remained
+behind, to be sure, but would arrive in two or three days with the
+rest of the things. Innstetten was glad of her decision, for she had
+always been their most useful servant and possessed an unusual amount
+of the style demanded in a large city, perhaps a bit too much. Both
+Christel and Frederick had said they were too old, and Kruse had not
+even been asked. "What do we want with a coachman here?" concluded
+Innstetten, "private horses and carriages are things of the past; that
+luxury is seen no more in Berlin. We could not even have found a place
+for the black chicken. Or do I underestimate the apartment?"
+
+Effi shook her head, and as a short pause ensued the mother arose,
+saying it was half past ten and she had still a long way to go, but
+nobody should accompany her, as the carriage stand was quite near.
+Cousin Briest declined, of course, to accede to this request.
+Thereupon they bade each other good night, after arranging to meet the
+following morning.
+
+Effi was up rather early and, as the air was almost as warm as in the
+summer, had ordered the breakfast table moved close to the open
+balcony door. When Innstetten appeared she stepped out upon the
+balcony with him and said: "Well, what do you say? You wished to hear
+the finches singing in the Tiergarten and the parrots calling in the
+Zoological Garden. I don't know whether both will do you the favor,
+but it is possible. Do you hear that? It came from the little park
+over yonder. It is not the real Tiergarten, but near it."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and as grateful as though Effi herself had
+conjured up all these things for him. Then they sat down and Annie
+came in. Roswitha expected Innstetten to find a great change in the
+child, and he did. They went on chatting, first about the people of
+Kessin, then about the visits to be made in Berlin, and finally about
+a summer journey. They had to stop in the middle of their conversation
+in order to be at the rendezvous on time.
+
+They met, as agreed, at Helms's, opposite the Red Palace, went to
+various stores, lunched at Hiller's, and were home again in good
+season. It was a capital day together, and Innstetten was very glad to
+be able once more to share in the life of a great city and feel its
+influence upon him. The following day, the 1st of April, he went to
+the Chancellor's Palace to register, considerately foregoing a
+personal call, and then went to the Ministry to report for duty. He
+was received, in spite of the rush of business and social obligations,
+in fact he was favored with a particularly friendly reception by his
+chief, who said: "I know what a valuable man you are and am certain
+nothing can ever disturb our harmony."
+
+Likewise at home everything assumed a good aspect. Effi truly
+regretted to see her mother return to Hohen-Cremmen, even after her
+treatment had been prolonged to nearly six weeks, as she had predicted
+in the beginning. But the loss was partly offset by Johanna's arrival
+in Berlin on the same day. That was at least something, and even if
+the pretty blonde was not so near to Effi's heart as the wholly
+unselfish and infinitely good-natured Roswitha, nevertheless she was
+treated on an equality with her, both by Innstetten and her young
+mistress, because she was very clever and useful and showed a decided,
+self-conscious reserve toward the men. According to a Kessin rumor the
+roots of her existence could be traced to a long-retired officer of
+the Pasewalk garrison, which was said to explain her aristocratic
+temperament, her beautiful blonde hair, and the special shapeliness of
+her appearance. Johanna shared the joy displayed on all hands at her
+arrival and was perfectly willing to resume her former duties as house
+servant and lady's maid, whereas Roswitha, who after an experience of
+nearly a year had acquired about all of Christel's cookery art, was to
+superintend the culinary department. The care and nurture of Annie
+fell to Effi herself, at which Roswitha naturally laughed, for she
+knew young wives.
+
+Innstetten was wholly devoted to his office and his home. He was
+happier than formerly in Kessin, because he could not fail to observe
+that Effi manifested more artlessness and cheerfulness. She could do
+so because she felt freer. True, the past still cast a shadow over her
+life, but it no longer worried her, or at least much more rarely and
+transiently, and all such after-effects served but to give her bearing
+a peculiar charm. In everything she did there was an element of
+sadness, of confession, so to speak, and it would have made her happy
+if she could have shown it still more plainly. But, of course, she
+dared not.
+
+When they made their calls, during the first weeks of April, the
+social season of the great city was not yet past, but it was about to
+end, so they were unable to share in it to any great extent. During
+the latter half of May it expired completely and they were more than
+ever happy to be able to meet at the noon hour in the Tiergarten, when
+Innstetten came from his office, or to take a walk in the afternoon to
+the garden of the Palace in Charlottenburg. As Effi walked up and down
+the long front, between the Palace and the orange trees, she studied
+time and again the many Roman emperors standing there, found a
+remarkable resemblance between Nero and Titus, gathered pine cones
+that had fallen from the trees, and then walked arm in arm with her
+husband toward the Spree till they came to the lonely Belvedere
+Palace.
+
+"They say this palace was also once haunted," she remarked.
+
+"No, merely ghostly apparitions."
+
+"That is the same thing."
+
+"Yes, sometimes," said Innstetten. "As a matter of fact, however,
+there is a difference. Ghostly apparitions are always artificial, or
+at least that is said to have been the case in the Belvedere, as
+Cousin von Briest told me only yesterday, but hauntings are never
+artificial; hauntings are natural."
+
+"So you do believe in them?"
+
+"Certainly I believe in them. There are such things. But I don't quite
+believe in those we had in Kessin. Has Johanna shown you her Chinaman
+yet?"
+
+"What Chinaman?"
+
+"Why, ours. Before she left our old house she pulled him off the back
+of the chair upstairs and put him in her purse. I caught a glimpse of
+him not long ago when she was changing a mark for me. She was
+embarrassed, but confessed."
+
+"Oh, Geert, you ought not to have told me that. Now there is such a
+thing in our house again."
+
+"Tell her to burn it up."
+
+"No, I don't want to; it would not do any good anyhow. But I will ask
+Roswitha--"
+
+"What? Oh, I understand, I can imagine what you are thinking of. You
+will ask her to buy a picture of a saint and put it also in the purse.
+Is that about it?"
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"Well, do what you like, but do not tell anybody."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi finally said she would rather not do it, and they went on talking
+about all sorts of little things, till the plans for their summer
+journey gradually crowded out other interests. They rode back to the
+"Great Star" and then walked home by the Korso Boulevard and the broad
+Frederick William Street.
+
+They planned to take their vacation at the end of July and go to the
+Bavarian Alps, as the Passion Play was to be given again this year at
+Oberammergau. But it could not be done, as Privy Councillor von
+Wüllersdorf, whom Innstetten had known for some time and who was now
+his special colleague, fell sick suddenly and Innstetten had to stay
+and take his place. Not until the middle of August was everything
+again running smoothly and a vacation journey possible. It was too
+late then to go to Oberammergau, so they fixed upon a sojourn on the
+island of Rügen. "First, of course, Stralsund, with Schill, whom you
+know, and with Scheele, whom you don't know. Scheele discovered
+oxygen, but you don't need to know that. Then from Stralsund to Bergen
+and the Rugard, where Wüllersdorf said one can get a good view of the
+whole island, and thence between the Big and the Little Jasmund Bodden
+to Sassnitz. Going to Rügen means going to Sassnitz. Binz might
+perhaps be possible, too, but, to quote Wüllersdorf again, there are
+so many small pebbles and shells on the beach, and we want to go
+bathing."
+
+Effi agreed to everything planned by Innstetten, especially that the
+whole household should be broken up for four weeks, Roswitha going
+with Annie to Hohen-Cremmen, and Johanna visiting her younger
+half-brother, who had a sawmill near Pasewalk. Thus everybody was well
+provided for.
+
+At the beginning of the following week they set out and the same
+evening were in Sassnitz. Over the hostelry was the sign, "Hotel
+Fahrenheit." "I hope the prices are according to Réaumur," added
+Innstetten, as he read the name, and the two took an evening walk
+along the beach cliffs in the best of humor. From a projecting rock
+they looked out upon the bay quivering in the moonlight. Effi was
+entranced. "Ah, Geert, why, this is Capri, it is Sorrento. Yes, let us
+stay here, but not in the hotel, of course. The waiters are too
+aristocratic for me and I feel ashamed to ask for a bottle of soda
+water."
+
+"Yes, everybody is an employee. But, I think, we can find private
+quarters."
+
+"I think so too. And we will look for them the first thing in the
+morning."
+
+The next morning was as beautiful as the evening had been, and they
+took coffee out of doors. Innstetten received a few letters, which had
+to be attended to promptly, and so Effi decided at once to employ the
+hour thus left free for her in looking for quarters. She first walked
+past an inclosed meadow, then past groups of houses and fields of
+oats, finally turning into a road which ran through a kind of gully to
+the sea. Where this gully road struck the beach there stood an inn
+shaded by tall beech trees, not so aristocratic as the "Fahrenheit," a
+mere restaurant, in fact, which because of the early hour was entirely
+empty. Effi sat down at a point with a good view and hardly had she
+taken a sip of the sherry she had ordered when the inn-keeper stepped
+up to engage her in conversation, half out of curiosity and half out
+of politeness.
+
+"We like it very well here," she said, "my husband and I. What a
+splendid view of the bay! Our only worry is about a place to stay."
+
+"Well, most gracious Lady, that will be hard."
+
+"Why, it is already late in the season."
+
+"In spite of that. Here in Sassnitz there is surely nothing to be
+found, I can guarantee you. But farther along the shore, where the
+next village begins--you can see the shining roofs from here--there
+you might perhaps find something."
+
+"What is the name of the village?"
+
+"Crampas."
+
+Effi thought she had misunderstood him. "Crampas," she repeated, with
+an effort. "I never heard the word as the name of a place. Nothing
+else in the neighborhood?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady, nothing around here. But farther up, toward
+the north, you will come to other villages, and in the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer they will surely be able to give you information.
+Addresses are always left there by people who would be willing to rent
+rooms."
+
+Effi was glad to have had the conversation alone and when she reported
+it a few moments later to her husband, keeping back only the name of
+the village adjoining Sassnitz, he said: "Well, if there is nothing
+around here the best thing will be to take a carriage, which,
+incidentally, is always the way to take leave of a hotel, and without
+any ado move farther up toward Stubbenkammer. We can doubtless find
+there some idyllic spot with a honeysuckle arbor, and, if we find
+nothing, there is still left the hotel, and they are all alike."
+
+Effi was willing, and about noon they reached the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer, of which Innstetten had just spoken, and there ordered
+a lunch. "But not until half an hour from now. We intend to take a
+walk first and view the Hertha Lake. I presume you have a guide?"
+
+Following the affirmative answer a middle-aged man approached our
+travelers. He looked as important and solemn as though he had been at
+least an adjunct of the ancient Hertha worship.
+
+The lake, which was only a short distance away, had a border of tall
+trees and a hem of rushes, while on its quiet black surface there swam
+hundreds of water lilies.
+
+"It really looks like something of the sort," said Effi, "like Hertha
+worship."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship, and the stones are further evidences of it."
+
+"What stones?"
+
+"The sacrificial stones."
+
+While the conversation continued in this way they stepped from the
+lake to a perpendicular wall of gravel and clay, against which leaned
+a few smooth polished stones, with a shallow hollow in each drained by
+a few grooves.
+
+"What is the purpose of these?"
+
+"To make it drain better, your Ladyship."
+
+"Let us go," said Effi, and, taking her husband's arm, she walked back
+with him to the hotel, where the breakfast already ordered was served
+at a table with a view far out upon the sea. Before them lay the bay
+in the sunshine, with sail boats here and there gliding across its
+surface and sea gulls pursuing each other about the neighboring
+cliffs. It was very beautiful and Effi said so; but, when she looked
+across the glittering surface, she saw again, toward the south, the
+brightly shining roofs of the long-stretched-out village, whose name
+had given her such a start earlier in the morning.
+
+Even without any knowledge or suspicion of what was occupying her,
+Innstetten saw clearly that she was having no joy or satisfaction. "I
+am sorry, Effi, that you derive no real pleasure from these things
+here. You cannot forget the Hertha Lake, and still less the
+stones."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+BATHING BOYS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+She nodded. "It is as you say, and I must confess that I have seen
+nothing in my life that made me feel so sad. Let us give up entirely
+our search for rooms. I can't stay here."
+
+"And yesterday it seemed to you a Gulf of Naples and everything
+beautiful you could think of."
+
+"Yes, yesterday."
+
+"And today? No longer a trace of Sorrento?"
+
+"Still one trace, but only one. It is Sorrento on the point of dying."
+
+"Very well, then, Effi," said Innstetten, reaching her his hand. "I do
+not want to worry you with Rügen and so let us give it up. Settled. It
+is not necessary for us to tie ourselves up to Stubbenkammer or
+Sassnitz or farther down that way. But whither?"
+
+"I suggest that we stay a day longer and wait for the steamer that
+comes from Stettin tomorrow on its way to Copenhagen. It is said to be
+so pleasurable there and I can't tell you how I long for something
+pleasurable. Here I feel as though I could never laugh again in all my
+life and had never laughed at all, and you know how I like to laugh."
+
+Innstetten showed himself full of sympathy with her state, the more
+readily, as he considered her right in many regards. Really
+everything, though beautiful, was melancholy.
+
+They waited for the Stettin boat and in the very early morning of the
+third day they landed in Copenhagen. Two hours later they were in the
+Thorwaldsen Museum, and Effi said: "Yes, Geert, this is beautiful and
+I am glad we set out for here." Soon thereafter they went to dinner
+and at the table made the acquaintance of a Jutland family, opposite
+them, whose daughter, Thora von Penz, was as pretty as a picture and
+attracted immediately the attention and admiration of both Innstetten
+and Effi. Effi could not stop looking at her large blue eyes and
+flaxen blonde hair, and when they left the table an hour and a half
+later the Penz family, who unfortunately had to leave Copenhagen the
+same day, expressed the hope that they might have the privilege of
+entertaining the young Prussian couple in the near future at Aggerhuus
+Castle, some two miles from the Lym-Fiord. The invitation was accepted
+by the Innstettens with little hesitation.
+
+Thus passed the hours in the hotel. But that was not yet enough of a
+good thing for this memorable day, which Effi enthusiastically
+declared ought to be a red-letter day in the calendar. To fill her
+measure of happiness to the full the evening brought a performance at
+the Tivoli Theatre, an Italian pantomime, _Arlequin and Columbine_.
+She was completely captivated by the little roguish tricks, and when
+they returned to their hotel late in the evening she said: "Do you
+know, Geert, I now feel that I am gradually coming to again. I will
+not even mention beautiful Thora, but when I consider that this
+morning Thorwaldsen and this evening Columbine--"
+
+"Whom at bottom you liked better than Thorwaldsen--"
+
+"To be frank, yes. I have a natural appreciation of such things. Our
+good Kessin was a misfortune for me. Everything got on my nerves
+there. Rügen too, almost. I suggest we stay here in Copenhagen a few
+days longer, including an excursion to Fredericksborg and Helsingor,
+of course, and then go over to Jutland. I anticipate real pleasure
+from seeing beautiful Thora again, and if I were a man I should fall
+in love with her."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You don't know what I am going to do."
+
+"I shouldn't object. That will create a rivalry and I shall show you
+that I still have my powers, too."
+
+"You don't need to assure me of that."
+
+The journey was made according to this plan. Over in Jutland they went
+up the Lym-Fiord as far as Aggerhuus Castle, where they spent three
+days with the Penz family, and then returned home, making many stops
+on the way, for sojourns of various lengths, in Viborg, Flensburg,
+Kiel, and Hamburg. From Hamburg, which they liked uncommonly well,
+they did not go direct to Keith St. in Berlin, but first to
+Hohen-Cremmen, where they wished to enjoy a well-earned rest. For
+Innstetten it meant but a few days, as his leave of absence expired,
+but Effi remained a week longer and declared her desire not to arrive
+at home till the 3d of October, their wedding anniversary.
+
+Annie had flourished splendidly in the country air and Roswitha's plan
+of having her walk to meet her mother succeeded perfectly. Briest
+proved himself an affectionate grandfather, warned them against too
+much love, and even more strongly against too much severity, and was
+in every way the same as always. But in reality all his affection was
+bestowed upon Effi, who occupied his emotional nature continually,
+particularly when he was alone with his wife.
+
+"How do you find Effi?"
+
+"Dear and good as ever. We cannot thank God enough that we have such a
+lovely daughter. How thankful she is for everything, and always so
+happy to be under our rooftree again."
+
+"Yes," said Briest, "she has more of this virtue than I like. To tell
+the truth, it seems as though this were still her home. Yet she has
+her husband and child, and her husband is a jewel and her child an
+angel, and still she acts as though Hohen-Cremmen were her favorite
+abode, and her husband and child were nothing in comparison with you
+and me. She is a splendid daughter, but she is too much of a daughter
+to suit me. It worries me a little bit. She is also unjust to
+Innstetten. How do matters really stand between them?"
+
+"Why, Briest, what do you mean?"
+
+"Well, I mean what I mean and you know what, too. Is she happy? Or is
+there something or other in the way? From the very beginning it has
+seemed to me as though she esteemed him more than she loved him, and
+that to my mind is a bad thing. Even love may not last forever, and
+esteem will certainly not. In fact women become angry when they have
+to esteem a man; first they become angry, then bored, and in the end
+they laugh."
+
+"Have you had any such experience?"
+
+"I will not say that I have. I did not stand high enough in esteem.
+But let us not get wrought up any further. Tell me how matters stand."
+
+"Pshaw! Briest, you always come back to the same things. We have
+talked about and exchanged our views on this question more than a
+dozen times, and yet you always come back and, in spite of your
+pretended omniscience, ask me about it with the most dreadful naïveté,
+as though my eyes could penetrate any depth. What kind of notions have
+you, anyhow, of a young wife, and more especially of your daughter? Do
+you think that the whole situation is so plain? Or that I am an
+oracle--I can't just recall the name of the person--or that I hold the
+truth cut and dried in my hands, when Effi has poured out her heart to
+me?--at least what is so designated. For what does pouring out one's
+heart mean? After all, the real thing is kept back. She will take care
+not to initiate me into her secrets. Besides, I don't know from whom
+she inherited it, but she is--well, she is a very sly little person
+and this slyness in her is the more dangerous because she is so very
+lovable."
+
+"So you do admit that--lovable. And good, too?"
+
+"Good, too. That is, full of goodness of heart. I am not quite certain
+about anything further. I believe she has an inclination to let
+matters take their course and to console herself with the hope that
+God will not call her to a very strict account."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, I do. Furthermore I think she has improved in many ways. Her
+character is what it is, but the conditions since she moved to Berlin
+are much more favorable and they are becoming more and more devoted to
+each other. She told me something to that effect and, what is more
+convincing to me, I found it confirmed by what I saw with my own
+eyes."
+
+"Well, what did she say?"
+
+"She said: 'Mama, things are going better now. Innstetten was always
+an excellent husband, and there are not many like him, but I couldn't
+approach him easily, there was something distant about him. He was
+reserved even in his affectionate moments, in fact, more reserved then
+than ever. There have been times when I feared him.'"
+
+"I know, I know."
+
+"What do you mean, Briest? That I have feared you, or that you have
+feared me? I consider the one as ridiculous as the other."
+
+"You were going to tell me about Effi."
+
+"Well, then, she confessed to me that this feeling of strangeness had
+left her and that had made her very happy. Kessin had not been the
+right place for her, the haunted house and the people there, some too
+pious, others too dull; but since she had moved to Berlin she felt
+entirely in her place. He was the best man in the world, somewhat too
+old for her and too good for her, but she was now 'over the mountain.'
+She used this expression, which, I admit, astonished me."
+
+"How so? It is not quite up to par, I mean the expression. But--"
+
+"There is something behind it, and she wanted to give me an inkling."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, Briest. You always seem to think she could never be anything but
+innocent. But you are mistaken. She likes to drift with the waves, and
+if the wave is good she is good, too. Fighting and resisting are not
+her affair."
+
+Roswitha came in with Annie and interrupted the conversation.
+
+This conversation occurred on the day that Innstetten departed from
+Hohen-Cremmen for Berlin, leaving Effi behind for at least a week. He
+knew she liked nothing better than whiling away her time, care-free,
+with sweet dreams, always hearing friendly words and assurances of her
+loveliness. Indeed that was the thing which pleased her above
+everything else, and here she enjoyed it again to the full and most
+gratefully, even though diversions were utterly lacking. Visitors
+seldom came, because after her marriage there was no real attraction,
+at least for the young people. * * *
+
+On her wedding anniversary, the 3d of October, Effi was to be back in
+Berlin. On the evening before, under the pretext of desiring to pack
+her things and prepare for the journey, she retired to her room
+comparatively early. As a matter of fact, her only desire was to be
+alone. Much as she liked to chat, there were times when she longed for
+repose.
+
+Her rooms were in the upper story on the side toward the garden. In
+the smaller one Roswitha was sleeping with Annie and their door was
+standing ajar. She herself walked to and fro in the larger one, which
+she occupied. The lower casements of the windows were open and the
+little white curtains were blown by the draft and slowly fell over the
+back of the chair, till another puff of wind came and raised them
+again. It was so light that she could read plainly the titles of the
+pictures hanging in narrow gilt frames over the sofa: "The Storming of
+Düppel, Fort No. 5," and "King William and Count Bismarck on the
+Heights of Lipa." Effi shook her head and smiled. "When I come back
+again I am going to ask for different pictures; I don't like such
+warlike sights." Then she closed one window and sat down by the other,
+which she left open. How she enjoyed the whole scene! Almost behind
+the church tower was the moon, which shed its light upon the grassy
+plot with the sundial and the heliotrope beds. Everything was covered
+with a silvery sheen. Beside the strips of shadow lay white strips of
+light, as white as linen on the bleaching ground. Farther on stood the
+tall rhubarb plants with their leaves an autumnal yellow, and she
+thought of the day, only a little over two years before, when she had
+played there with Hulda and the Jahnke girls. On that occasion, when
+the visitor came she ascended the little stone steps by the bench and
+an hour later was betrothed.
+
+She arose, went toward the door, and listened. Roswitha was asleep and
+Annie also.
+
+Suddenly, as the child lay there before her, a throng of pictures of
+the days in Kessin came back to her unbidden. There was the district
+councillor's dwelling with its gable, and the veranda with the view of
+the "Plantation," and she was sitting in the rocking chair, rocking.
+Soon Crampas stepped up to her to greet her, and then came Roswitha
+with the child, and she took it, held it up, and kissed it.
+
+"That was the first day, there is where it began." In the midst of her
+revery she left the room the two were sleeping in and sat down again
+at the open window and gazed out into the quiet night.
+
+"I cannot get rid of it," she said. "But worst of all, and the thing
+that makes me lose faith in myself--" Just then the tower clock began
+to strike and Effi counted the strokes. "Ten--Tomorrow at this time I
+shall be in Berlin. We shall speak about our wedding anniversary and
+he will say pleasing and friendly things to me and perhaps words of
+affection. I shall sit there and listen and have a sense of guilt in
+my heart." She leaned her head upon her hand and stared silently into
+the night.
+
+"And have a sense of guilt in my heart," she repeated. "Yes, the sense
+is there. But is it a burden upon my heart? No. That is why I am
+alarmed at myself. The burden there is quite a different thing--dread,
+mortal dread, and eternal fear that it may some day be found out. And,
+besides the dread, shame. I am ashamed of myself. But as I do not feel
+true repentance, neither do I true shame. I am ashamed only on account
+of my continual lying and deceiving. It was always my pride that I
+could not lie and did not need to--lying is so mean, and now I have
+had to lie all the time, to him and to everybody, big lies and little
+lies. Even Rummschüttel noticed it and shrugged his shoulders, and
+who knows what he thinks of me? Certainly not the best things. Yes,
+dread tortures me, and shame on account of my life of lies. But not
+shame on account of my guilt--that I do not feel, or at least not
+truly, or not enough, and the knowledge that I do not is killing me.
+If all women are like this it is terrible, if they are not--which I
+hope--then _I_ am in a bad predicament; there is something out of
+order in my heart, I lack proper feeling. Old Mr. Niemeyer once told
+me, in his best days, when I was still half a child, that proper
+feeling is the essential thing, and if we have that the worst cannot
+befall us, but if we have it not, we are in eternal danger, and what
+is called the Devil has sure power over us. For the mercy of God, is
+this my state?"
+
+She laid her head upon her arms and wept bitterly. When she
+straightened up again, calmed, she gazed out into the garden. All was
+so still, and her ear could detect a low sweet sound, as of falling
+rain, coming from the plane trees. This continued for a while. Then
+from the village street came the sound of a human voice. The old
+nightwatchman Kulicke was calling out the hour. When at last he was
+silent she heard in the distance the rattling of the passing train,
+some two miles away. This noise gradually became fainter and finally
+died away entirely--Still the moonlight lay upon the grass plot and
+there was still the low sound, as of falling rain upon the plane
+trees. But it was only the gentle playing of the night air.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+
+[The following evening Innstetten met Effi at the station in Berlin
+and said he had thought she would not keep her word, as she had not
+when she came to Berlin to select their apartment. In a short time he
+began to bestir himself to make a place for his wife in Berlin
+society. At a small party early in the season he tactlessly twitted
+her about Crampas and for days thereafter she felt haunted by the
+Major's spirit. But once the Empress had selected her to be a lady of
+honor at an important function, and the Emperor had addressed a few
+gracious remarks to her at a court ball, the past began to seem to her
+a mere dream, and her cheerfulness was restored. After about seven
+years in Berlin Dr. Rummschüttel was one day called to see her for
+various reasons and prescribed treatment at Schwalbach and Ems. She
+was to be accompanied by the wife of Privy Councillor Zwicker, who in
+spite of her forty odd years seemed to need a protectress more than
+Effi did. While Roswitha was helping with the preparations for the
+journey Effi called her to account for never going, as a good Catholic
+should, to a priest to confess her sins, particularly her great sin,
+and promised to talk the matter over with her seriously after
+returning from Ems.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+
+[Innstetten could see by Effi's letters from Ems that Mrs. Zwicker was
+not the right kind of a companion for her and he longed for her to
+come back to him. As the end of her sojourn at the watering place
+approached, preparations were made to welcome her on her return home.
+A "W," made of forget-me-nots, was to be hung up and some verses
+composed by a friend of the family were to be spoken by Annie. One day
+when Annie was returning from school Roswitha went out to meet her and
+was challenged by her to a race up the stairs. When Annie reached the
+top she stumbled and fell upon a scraper, cutting an ugly gash in her
+forehead. Roswitha and Johanna washed the wound with cold water and
+decided to tie it up with the long bandage once used to bind the
+mother's sprained ankle. In their search for the bandage they broke
+open the lock to the sewing table drawers, which they began to empty
+of their contents. Among other things they took out a small package of
+letters tied up with a red silk cord. Before they had ended the search
+Innstetten came home. He examined the wound and sent for Dr.
+Rummschüttel. After scolding Annie and telling her what she must do
+till her mother came home, he sat down with her to dine and promised
+to read her a letter just received from her mother.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+
+For a while Innstetten sat at the table with Annie in silence.
+Finally, when the stillness became painful to him, he asked her a few
+questions about the school superintendent and which teacher she liked
+best. She answered rather listlessly, because she felt he was not
+paying much attention. The situation was not improved till Johanna
+whispered to little Annie, after the second course, that there was
+something else to come. And surely enough, good Roswitha, who felt
+under obligation to her pet on this unlucky day, had prepared
+something extra. She had risen to an omelet with sliced apple filling.
+
+The sight of it made Annie somewhat more talkative. Innstetten's frame
+of mind was likewise bettered when the doorbell rang a moment later
+and Dr. Rummschüttel entered, quite accidentally. He had just dropped
+in, without any suspicion that he had been sent for. He approved of
+the compresses. "Send for some Goulard water and keep Annie at home
+tomorrow. Quiet is the best remedy." Then he asked further about her
+Ladyship and what kind of news had been received from Ems, and said he
+would come again the next day to see the patient.
+
+When they got up from the table and went into the adjoining room,
+where the bandage had been searched for so zealously, albeit in vain,
+Annie was again laid upon the sofa. Johanna came and sat down beside
+her, while Innstetten began to put back into the sewing table the
+countless things that still lay in gay confusion upon the window sill.
+Now and then he was at a loss to know what to do and was obliged to
+ask.
+
+"Where do these letters belong, Johanna?"
+
+"Clear at the bottom," said she, "here in this drawer."
+
+During the question and answer Innstetten examined more closely than
+before the little package tied up with a red cord. It seemed to
+consist of a number of notes, rather than letters. Bending it between
+his thumb and forefinger, like a pack of cards, he slowly let the
+edges slip off one at a time, and a few lines, in reality only
+disconnected words, darted past his eyes. It was impossible to
+distinguish them clearly, yet it seemed to him as though he had
+somewhere seen the handwriting before. Should he look into the
+matter?
+
+"Johanna, you might bring us the coffee. Annie will also take half a
+cup. The doctor has not forbidden it, and what is not forbidden is
+allowed."
+
+As he said this he untied the red cord, and while Johanna was going to
+the kitchen he quickly ran over the whole contents of the package.
+Only two or three letters were addressed to Mrs. District Councillor
+von Innstetten. He now recognized the handwriting; it was that of the
+Major. Innstetten had known nothing about a correspondence between
+Crampas and Effi. His brain began to grow dizzy. He put the package in
+his pocket and returned to his room. A few moments later Johanna
+rapped softly on his door to let him know that the coffee was served.
+He answered, but that was all. Otherwise the silence was complete. Not
+until a quarter of an hour later was he heard walking to and fro on
+the rug. "I wonder what ails papa?" said Johanna to Annie. "The doctor
+said it was nothing, didn't he?"
+
+The walking to and fro in the adjoining room showed no signs of
+ending, but Innstetten finally came out and said: "Johanna, keep an
+eye on Annie and make her remain quiet on the sofa. I am going out to
+walk for an hour or two." Then he gazed fixedly at the child and left
+the room.
+
+"Did you notice, Johanna, how papa looked?"
+
+"Yes, Annie. He must have had a great vexation. He was all pale. I
+never saw him like that."
+
+Hours passed. The sun was already down and only a red glow was visible
+above the roofs across the street, when Innstetten came back. He took
+Annie's hand and asked her how she was. Then he ordered Johanna to
+bring the lamp into his room. The lamp came. In its green shade were
+half-transparent ovals with photographs, various pictures of his wife
+that had been made in Kessin for the other members of the cast when
+they played Wichert's _A Step out of the Way_. Innstetten turned the
+shade slowly from left to right and studied each individual picture.
+Then he gave that up and, as the air was so sultry, opened the balcony
+door and finally took up the package of letters again. He seemed to
+have picked out a few and laid them on top the first time he looked
+them over. These he now read once more in a half audible voice:
+
+"Come again this afternoon to the dunes behind the mill. At old Mrs.
+Adermann's we can see each other without fear, as the house is far
+enough off the road. You must not worry so much about everything. We
+have our rights, too. If you will say that to yourself emphatically, I
+think all fear will depart from you. Life would not be worth the
+living if everything that applies in certain specific cases should be
+made to apply in all. All the best things lie beyond that. Learn to
+enjoy them."
+
+"'Away from here,' you write, 'flight.' Impossible. I cannot leave my
+wife in the lurch, in poverty, along with everything else. It is out
+of the question, and we must take life lightly, otherwise we are poor
+and lost. Light-heartedness is our best possession. All is fate; it
+was not so to be. And would you have it otherwise--that we had never
+seen each other?"
+
+Then came the third letter:
+
+"Be at the old place again today. How are my days to be spent without
+you here in this dreary hole? I am beside myself, and yet thus much of
+what you say is right; it is salvation, and we must in the end bless
+the hand that inflicts this separation on us."
+
+Innstetten had hardly shoved the letters aside when the doorbell rang.
+In a moment Johanna announced Privy Councillor Wüllersdorf.
+Wüllersdorf entered and saw at a glance that something must have
+happened.
+
+"Pardon me, Wüllersdorf," said Innstetten, receiving him, "for having
+asked you to come at once to see me. I dislike to disturb anybody in
+his evening's repose, most of all a hard-worked department chief. But
+it could not be helped. I beg you, make yourself comfortable, and
+here is a cigar."
+
+Wüllersdorf sat down. Innstetten again walked to and fro and would
+gladly have gone on walking, because of his consuming restlessness,
+but he saw it would not do. So he took a cigar himself, sat down face
+to face with Wüllersdorf, and tried to be calm.
+
+"It is for two reasons," he began, "that I have sent for you. Firstly,
+to deliver a challenge, and, secondly, to be my second in the
+encounter itself. The first is not agreeable and the second still
+less. And now your answer?"
+
+"You know, Innstetten, I am at your disposal. But before I know about
+the case, pardon me the naïve question, must it be? We are beyond the
+age, you know--you to take a pistol in your hand, and I to have a
+share in it. However, do not misunderstand me; this is not meant to be
+a refusal. How could I refuse you anything? But tell me now what it
+is."
+
+"It is a question of a gallant of my wife, who at the same time was my
+friend, or almost a friend."
+
+Wüllersdorf looked at Innstetten. "Instetten, that is not possible."
+
+"It is more than possible, it is certain. Read."
+
+Wüllersdorf ran over the letters hastily. "These are addressed to your
+wife?"
+
+"Yes. I found them today in her sewing table."
+
+"And who wrote them?"
+
+"Major von Crampas."
+
+"So, things that occurred when you were still in Kessin?"
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+"So, it was six years ago, or half a year longer?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Wüllersdorf kept silent. After a while Innstetten said: "It almost
+looks, Wüllersdorf, as though the six or seven years made an
+impression on you. There is a theory of limitation, of course, but I
+don't know whether we have here a case to which the theory can be
+applied."
+
+"I don't know, either," said Wüllersdorf. "And I confess frankly, the
+whole case seems to turn upon that question."
+
+Innstetten looked at him amazed. "You say that in all seriousness?"
+
+"In all seriousness. It is no time for trying one's skill at
+pleasantry or dialectic hair-splitting."
+
+"I am curious to know what you mean. Tell me frankly what you think
+about it."
+
+"Innstetten, your situation is awful and your happiness in life is
+destroyed. But if you kill the lover your happiness in life is, so to
+speak, doubly destroyed, and to your sorrow over a wrong suffered will
+be added the sorrow over a wrong done. Everything hinges on the
+question, do you feel absolutely compelled to do it? Do you feel so
+injured, insulted, so indignant that one of you must go, either he or
+you? Is that the way the matter stands?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"You must know."
+
+Innstetten sprang up, walked to the window, and tapped on the panes,
+full of nervous excitement. Then he turned quickly, stepped toward
+Wüllersdorf and said: "No, that is not the way the matter stands."
+
+"How does it stand then?"
+
+"It amounts to this--that I am unspeakably unhappy. I am mortified,
+infamously deceived, and yet I have no feeling of hatred or even of
+thirst for revenge. If I ask myself 'why not?' on the spur of the
+moment, I am unable to assign any other reason than the intervening
+years. People are always talking about inexpiable guilt. That is
+undeniably wrong in the sight of God, but I say it is also in the
+sight of man. I never should have believed that time, purely as time,
+could so affect one. Then, in the second place, I love my wife, yes,
+strange to say, I love her still, and dreadful as I consider all that
+has happened, I am so completely under the spell of her loveliness,
+the bright charm peculiarly her own, that in spite of myself I feel in
+the innermost recesses of my heart inclined to forgive."
+
+Wüllersdorf nodded. "I fully understand your attitude, Innstetten, I
+should probably feel the same way about it. But if that is your
+feeling and you say to me: 'I love this woman so much that I can
+forgive her everything,' and if we consider, further, that it all
+happened so long, long ago that it seems like an event in some other
+world, why, if that is the situation, Innstetten, I feel like asking,
+wherefore all this fuss?"
+
+"Because it must be, nevertheless. I have thought it over from every
+point of view. We are not merely individuals, we belong to a whole,
+and have always to take the whole into consideration. We are
+absolutely dependent. If it were possible to live in solitude I could
+let it pass. I should then bear the burden heaped upon me, though real
+happiness would be gone. But so many people are forced to live without
+real happiness, and I should have to do it too, and I could. We don't
+need to be happy, least of all have we any claim on happiness, and it
+is not absolutely necessary to put out of existence the one who has
+taken our happiness away. We can let him go, if we desire to live on
+apart from the world. But in the social life of the world a certain
+something has been worked out that is now in force, and in accordance
+with the principles of which we have been accustomed to judge
+everybody, ourselves as well as others. It would never do to run
+counter to it. Society would despise us and in the end we should
+despise ourselves and, not being able to bear the strain, we should
+fire a bullet into our brains. Pardon me for delivering such a
+discourse, which after all is only a repetition of what every man has
+said to himself a hundred times. But who can say anything now? Once
+more then, no hatred or anything of the kind, and I do not care to
+have blood on my hands for the sake of the happiness taken away from
+me. But that social something, let us say, which tyrannizes us, takes
+no account of charm, or love, or limitation. I have no choice. I
+must."
+
+"I don't know, Innstetten."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You shall decide yourself, Wüllersdorf. It is now
+ten o 'clock. Six hours ago, I will concede, I still had control of
+the situation, I could do the one thing or the other, there was still
+a way out. Not so now; now I am in a blind alley. You may say, I have
+nobody to blame but myself; I ought to have guarded and controlled
+myself better, ought to have hid it all in my own heart and fought it
+out there. But it came upon me too suddenly, with too much force, and
+so I can hardly reproach myself for not having held my nerves in check
+more successfully. I went to your room and wrote you a note and
+thereby lost the control of events. From that very moment the secret
+of my unhappiness and, what is of greater moment, the smirch on my
+honor was half revealed to another, and after the first words we
+exchanged here it was wholly revealed. Now, inasmuch as there is
+another who knows my secret, I can no longer turn back."
+
+"I don't know," repeated Wüllersdorf. "I don't like to resort to the
+old worn-out phrase, but still I can do no better than to say:
+Innstetten, it will all rest in my bosom as in a grave."
+
+"Yes, Wüllersdorf, that is what they all say. But there is no such
+thing as secrecy. Even if you remain true to your word and are secrecy
+personified toward others, still _you_ know it and I shall not be
+saved from your judgment by the fact that you have just expressed to
+me your approval and have even said you fully understood my attitude.
+It is unalterably settled that from this moment on I should be an
+object of your sympathy, which in itself is not very agreeable, and
+every word you might hear me exchange with my wife would be subject to
+your check, whether you would or no, and if my wife should speak of
+fidelity or should pronounce judgment upon another woman, as women
+have a way of doing, I should not know which way to look. Moreover, if
+it came to pass that I counseled charitable consideration in some
+wholly commonplace affair of honor, 'because of the apparent lack of
+deception,' or something of the sort, a smile would pass over your
+countenance, or at least a twitch would be noticeable, and in your
+heart you would say: 'poor Innstetten, he has a real passion for
+analyzing all insults chemically, in order to determine their
+insulting contents, and he _never_ finds the proper quantity of the
+suffocating element. He has never yet been suffocated by an affair.'
+Am I right, Wüllersdorf, or not?"
+
+Wüllersdorf had risen to his feet. "I think it is awful that you
+should be right, but you _are_ right. I shall no longer trouble you
+with my 'must it be.' The world is simply as it is, and things do not
+take the course _we_ desire, but the one _others_ desire. This talk
+about the 'ordeal,' with which many pompous orators seek to assure us,
+is sheer nonsense, there is nothing in it. On the contrary, our cult
+of honor is idolatry, but we must submit to it so long as the idol is
+honored."
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+They remained together a quarter of an hour longer and it was decided
+that Wüllersdorf should set out that same evening. A night train left
+at twelve. They parted with a brief "Till we meet again in Kessin."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+
+According to the agreement Innstetten set out the following evening.
+He took the same train Wüllersdorf had taken the day before and
+shortly after five o'clock in the morning was at the station, from
+which the road branched off to the left for Kessin. The steamer
+referred to several times before was scheduled to leave daily, during
+the season, immediately after the arrival of this train, and
+Innstetten heard its first signal for departure as he reached the
+bottom step of the stairway leading down the embankment. The walk to
+the landing took less than three minutes. After greeting the captain,
+who was somewhat embarrassed and hence must have heard of the whole
+affair the day before, he took a seat near the tiller. In a moment the
+boat pulled away from the foot bridge; the weather was glorious, the
+morning sun bright, and but few passengers on board. Innstetten
+thought of the day when, returning here from his wedding tour, he had
+driven along the shore of the Kessine with Effi in an open carriage.
+That was a gray November day, but his heart was serene. Now it was the
+reverse: all was serene without, and the November day was within.
+Many, many a time had he come this way afterward, and the peace
+hovering over the fields, the horses in harness pricking up their ears
+as he drove by, the men at work, the fertility of the soil--all these
+things had done his soul good, and now, in harsh contrast with that,
+he was glad when clouds came up and began slightly to overcast the
+laughing blue sky. They steamed down the river and soon after they had
+passed the splendid sheet of water called the "Broad" the Kessin
+church tower hove in sight and a moment later the quay and the long
+row of houses with ships and boats in front of them. Soon they were at
+the landing. Innstetten bade the captain goodbye and approached the
+bridge that had been rolled out to facilitate the disembarkation.
+Wüllersdorf was there. The two greeted each other, without speaking a
+word at first, and then walked across the levee to the Hoppensack
+Hotel, where they sat down under an awning.
+
+"I took a room here yesterday," said Wüllersdorf, who did not wish to
+begin with the essentials. "When we consider what a miserable hole
+Kessin is, it is astonishing to find such a good hotel here. I have no
+doubt that my friend the head waiter speaks three languages. Judging
+by the parting of his hair and his low-cut vest we can safely count on
+four--Jean, please bring us some coffee and cognac."
+
+Innstetten understood perfectly why Wüllersdorf assumed this tone, and
+approved of it, but he could not quite master his restlessness and
+kept taking out his watch involuntarily. "We have time," said
+Wüllersdorf. "An hour and a half yet, or almost. I ordered the
+carriage at a quarter after eight; we have not more than ten minutes
+to drive."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"Crampas first proposed a corner of the woods, just behind the
+churchyard. Then he interrupted himself and said: 'No, not there.'
+Then we agreed upon a place among the dunes, close by the beach. The
+outer dune has a cut through it and one can look out upon the sea."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "Crampas seems to have selected a beautiful spot.
+He always had a way of doing that. How did he behave?"
+
+"Marvelously."
+
+"Haughtily? frivolously?"
+
+"Neither the one nor the other. I confess frankly, Innstetten, it
+staggered me. When I mentioned your name he turned as pale as death,
+but tried hard to compose himself, and I saw a twitching about the
+corners of his mouth. But it was only a moment till he had regained
+his composure and after that he was all sorrowful resignation. I am
+quite certain he feels that he will not come out of the affair alive,
+and he doesn't care to. If I judge him correctly he is fond of living
+and at the same time indifferent about it. He takes life as it comes
+and knows that it amounts to but little."
+
+"Who is his second? Or let me say, rather, whom will he bring along?"
+
+"That was what worried him most after he had recovered himself. He
+mentioned two or three noblemen of the vicinity, but dropped their
+names, saying they were too old and too pious, and that he would
+telegraph to Treptow for his friend Buddenbrook. Buddenbrook came and
+is a capital man, at once resolute and childlike. He was unable to
+calm himself, and paced back and forth in the greatest excitement. But
+when I had told him all he said exactly as you and I: 'You are right,
+it must be.'"
+
+The coffee came. They lighted their cigars and Wüllersdorf again
+sought to turn the conversation to more indifferent things. "I am
+surprised that nobody from Kessin has come to greet you. I know you
+were very popular. What is the matter with your friend Gieshübler?"
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You don't know the people here on the coast. They
+are half Philistines and half wiseacres, not much to my taste. But
+they have one virtue, they are all very mannerly, and none more so
+than my old Gieshübler. Everybody knows, of course, what it is about,
+and for that very reason they take pains not to appear inquisitive."
+
+At this moment there came into view to the left a chaise-like carriage
+with the top down, which, as it was ahead of time, drove up very
+slowly.
+
+"Is that ours?" asked Innstetten.
+
+"Presumably."
+
+A moment later the carriage stopped in front of the hotel and
+Innstetten and Wüllersdorf arose to their feet. Wüllersdorf stepped
+over to the coachman and said: "To the mole."
+
+The mole lay in the wrong direction of the beach, to the right instead
+of the left, and the false orders were given merely to avoid any
+possible interference. Besides, whether they intended to keep to the
+right or to the left after they were beyond the city limits, they had
+to pass through the "Plantation" in either case, and so their course
+led unavoidably past Innstetten's old residence. The house seemed more
+quiet than formerly. If the rooms on the ground floor looked rather
+neglected, what must have been the state upstairs! The uncanny feeling
+that Innstetten had so often combatted in Effi, or had at least
+laughed at, now came over him, and he was glad when they had driven
+past.
+
+"That is where I used to live," he said to Wüllersdorf.
+
+"It looks strange, rather deserted and abandoned."
+
+"It may be. In the city it was called a haunted house and from the way
+it stands there today I cannot blame people for thinking so."
+
+"What did they tell about it?"
+
+"Oh, stupid nonsense. An old ship's captain with a granddaughter or a
+niece, who one fine day disappeared, and then a Chinaman, who was
+probably her lover. In the hall a small shark and a crocodile, both
+hung up by strings and always in motion, wonderful to relate, but now
+is no time for that, when my head is full of all sorts of other
+phantoms."
+
+"You forget that it may all turn out well yet."
+
+"It must not. A while ago, Wüllersdorf, when you were speaking about
+Crampas, you yourself spoke differently."
+
+Soon thereafter they had passed through the "Plantation" and the
+coachman was about to turn to the right toward the mole. "Drive to the
+left, rather. The mole can wait."
+
+The coachman turned to the left into the broad driveway, which ran
+behind the men's bathhouse toward the forest. When they were within
+three hundred paces of the forest Wüllersdorf ordered the coachman to
+stop. Then the two walked through grinding sand down a rather broad
+driveway, which here cut at right angles through the three rows of
+dunes. All along the sides of the road stood thick clumps of lyme
+grass, and around them immortelles and a few blood-red pinks.
+Innstetten stooped down and put one of the pinks in his buttonhole.
+"The immortelles later."
+
+They walked on thus for five minutes. When they had come to the rather
+deep depression which ran along between the two outer rows of dunes
+they saw their opponents off to the left, Crampas and Buddenbrook, and
+with them good Dr. Hannemann, who held his hat in his hand, so that
+his white hair was waving in the wind.
+
+Innstetten and Wüllersdorf walked up the sand defile; Buddenbrook came
+to meet them. They exchanged greetings and then the two seconds
+stepped aside for a brief conference. They agreed that the opponents
+should advance _a tempo_ and shoot when ten paces apart. Then
+Buddenbrook returned to his place. Everything was attended to quickly,
+and the shots were fired. Crampas fell.
+
+Innstetten stepped back a few paces and turned his face away from the
+scene. Wüllersdorf walked over to Buddenbrook and the two awaited the
+decision of the doctor, who shrugged his shoulders. At the same time
+Crampas indicated by a motion of his hand that he wished to say
+something. Wüllersdorf bowed down to him, nodded his assent to the few
+words, which could scarcely be heard as they came from the lips of the
+dying man, and then went toward Innstetten.
+
+"Crampas wishes to speak to you, Innstetten. You must comply with his
+wish. He hasn't three minutes more to live."
+
+Innstetten walked over to Crampas.
+
+"Will you--" were the dying man's last words. Then a painful, yet
+almost friendly expression in his eyes, and all was over.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+
+In the evening of the same day Innstetten was back again in Berlin. He
+had taken the carriage, which he had left by the crossroad behind the
+dunes, directly for the railway station, without returning to Kessin,
+and had left to the seconds the duty of reporting to the authorities.
+On the train he had a compartment to himself, which enabled him to
+commune with his own mind and live the event all over again. He had
+the same thoughts as two days before, except that they ran in the
+opposite direction, beginning with conviction as to his rights and his
+duty and ending in doubt. "Guilt, if it is anything at all, is not
+limited by time and place and cannot pass away in a night. Guilt
+requires expiation; there is some sense in that. Limitation, on the
+other hand, only half satisfies; it is weak, or at least it is
+prosaic." He found comfort in this thought and said to himself over
+and over that what had happened was inevitable. But the moment he
+reached this conclusion he rejected it. "There must be a limitation;
+limitation is the only sensible solution. Whether or not it is prosaic
+is immaterial. What is sensible is usually prosaic. I am now
+forty-five. If I had found the letters twenty-five years later I
+should have been seventy. Then Wüllersdorf would have said:
+'Innstetten, don't be a fool.' And if Wüllersdorf didn't say it,
+Buddenbrook would, and if _he_ didn't, either, I myself should. That
+is clear. When we carry a thing to extremes we carry it too far and
+make ourselves ridiculous. No doubt about it. But where does it begin?
+Where is the limit? Within ten years a duel is required and we call it
+an affair of honor. After eleven years, or perhaps ten and a half, we
+call it nonsense. The limit, the limit. Where is it? Was it reached?
+Was it passed? When I recall his last look, resigned and yet smiling
+in his misery, that look said: 'Innstetten, this is stickling for
+principle. You might have spared me this, and yourself, too.' Perhaps
+he was right. I hear some such voice in my soul. Now if I had been
+full of deadly hatred, if a deep feeling of revenge had found a place
+in my heart--Revenge is not a thing of beauty, but a human trait and
+has naturally a human right to exist. But this affair was all for the
+sake of an idea, a conception, was artificial, half comedy. And now I
+must continue this comedy, must send Effi away and ruin her, and
+myself, too--I ought to have burned the letters, and the world should
+never have been permitted to hear about them. And then when she came,
+free from suspicion, I ought to have said to her: 'Here is your
+place,' and ought to have parted from her inwardly, not before the
+eyes of the world. There are so many marriages that are not marriages.
+Then happiness would have been gone, but I should not have had the
+eye staring at me with its searching look and its mild, though mute,
+accusation."
+
+Shortly before ten o'clock Innstetten alighted in front of his
+residence. He climbed the stairs and rang the bell. Johanna came and
+opened the door.
+
+"How is Annie?"
+
+"Very well, your Lordship. She is not yet asleep--If your Lordship--"
+
+"No, no, it would merely excite her. It would be better to wait till
+morning to see her. Bring me a glass of tea, Johanna. Who has been
+here?"
+
+"Nobody but the doctor."
+
+Innstetten was again alone. He walked to and fro as he loved to do.
+"They know all about it. Roswitha is stupid, but Johanna is a clever
+person. If they don't know accurate details, they have made up a story
+to suit themselves and so they know anyhow. It is remarkable how many
+things become indications and the basis for tales, as though the whole
+world had been present."
+
+Johanna brought the tea, and Innstetten drank it. He was tired to
+death from the overexertion and went to sleep.
+
+The next morning he was up in good season. He saw Annie, spoke a few
+words with her, praised her for being a good patient, and then went to
+the Ministry to make a report to his chief of all that had happened.
+The minister was very gracious. "Yes, Innstetten, happy is the man who
+comes out of all that life may bring to us whole. It has gone hard
+with you." He approved all that had taken place and left the rest to
+Innstetten.
+
+It was late in the afternoon when Innstetten returned home and found
+there a few lines from Wüllersdorf. "Returned this morning. A world of
+experiences--painful, touching--Gieshübler particularly. The most
+amiable humpback I ever saw. About you he did not say so very much,
+but the wife, the wife! He could not calm himself and finally the
+little man broke out in tears. What strange things happen! It would be
+better if we had more Gieshüblers. But there are more of the other
+sort--Then the scene at the home of the major--dreadful. Excuse me
+from speaking about it. I have learned once more to be on my guard. I
+shall see you tomorrow. Yours, W."
+
+Innstetten was completely staggered when he read the note. He sat down
+and wrote a few words in reply. When he had finished he rang the bell.
+"Johanna, put these letters in the box."
+
+Johanna took the letters and was on the point of going.
+
+"And then, Johanna, one thing more. My wife is not coming back. You
+will hear from others why. Annie must not know anything about it, at
+least not now. The poor child. You must break the news to her
+gradually that she has no mother any more. I can't do it. But be wise
+about it, and don't let Roswitha spoil it all."
+
+Johanna stood there a moment quite stupefied, and then went up to
+Innstetten and kissed his hand.
+
+By the time she had reached the kitchen her heart was overflowing with
+pride and superiority, indeed almost with happiness. His Lordship had
+not only told her everything, he had even added the final injunction,
+"and don't let Roswitha spoil it all." That was the most important
+point. And although she had a kindly feeling and even sympathy for her
+mistress, nevertheless the thing that above all else occupied her was
+the triumph of a certain intimate relation to her gracious master.
+
+Under ordinary conditions it would have been easy for her to display
+and assert this triumph, but today it so happened that her rival,
+without having been made a confidante, was nevertheless destined to
+appear the better informed of the two. Just about at the same time as
+the above conversation was taking place the porter had called
+Roswitha into his little lodge downstairs and handed her as she
+entered a newspaper to read. "There, Roswitha, is something that will
+interest you. You can bring it back to me later. It is only the
+_Foreigners' Gazette_, but Lena has already gone out to get the _Minor
+Journal_. There will probably be more in it. They always know
+everything. Say, Roswitha, who would have thought such a thing!"
+
+Roswitha, who was ordinarily none too curious, had, however, after
+these words betaken herself as quickly as possible up the back stairs
+and had just finished reading the account when Johanna came to her.
+
+Johanna laid the letters Innstetten had given her upon the table,
+glanced over the addresses, or at least pretended to, for she knew
+very well to whom they were directed, and said with feigned composure:
+"One goes to Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"I understand that," said Roswitha.
+
+Johanna was not a little astonished at this remark. "His Lordship does
+not write to Hohen-Cremmen ordinarily."
+
+"Oh, ordinarily? But now--Just think, the porter gave me _this_
+downstairs only a moment ago."
+
+Johanna took the paper and read in an undertone a passage marked with
+a heavy ink line: "As we learn from a well informed source, shortly
+before going to press, there occurred yesterday morning in the
+watering place Kessin, in Hither Pomerania, a duel between Department
+Chief von Innstetten of Keith St. and Major von Crampas. Major von
+Crampas fell. According to rumors, relations are said to have existed
+between him and the Department Chief's wife, who is beautiful and
+still very young."
+
+"What don't such papers write?" said Johanna, who was vexed at seeing
+her news anticipated. "Yes," said Roswitha, "and now the people will
+read this and say disgraceful things about my poor dear mistress. And
+the poor major! Now he is dead!"
+
+"Why, Roswitha, what are you thinking of anyhow? Ought he _not_ to be
+dead? Or ought our dear gracious master to be dead?"
+
+"No, Johanna, our gracious master, let him live, let everybody live. I
+am not for shooting people and can't even bear the report of the
+pistol. But take into consideration, Johanna, that was half an
+eternity ago, and the letters, which struck me as so strange the
+moment I saw them, because they had a red cord, not a ribbon, wrapped
+around them three or four times and tied--why, they were beginning to
+look quite yellow, it was so long ago. You see, we have been here now
+for over six years, and how can a man, just because of such old
+things--"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, you speak according to your understanding. If we
+examine the matter narrowly, you are to blame. It comes from the
+letters. Why did you come with the chisel and break open the sewing
+table, which is never permissible? One must never break open a lock in
+which another has turned a key."
+
+"Why, Johanna, it is really too cruel of you to say such a thing to my
+face, and you know that _you_ are to blame, and that you rushed half
+crazy into the kitchen and told me the sewing table must be opened,
+the bandage was in it, and then I came with the chisel, and now you
+say I am to blame. No, I say--"
+
+"Well, I will take it back, Roswitha. But you must not come to me and
+say: 'the poor major!' What do you mean by the 'poor major?' The poor
+major was altogether good for nothing. A man who has such a red
+moustache and twirls it all the time is never good for anything, he
+does nothing but harm. When one has always been employed in
+aristocratic homes--but you haven't been, Roswitha, that's where you
+are lacking--one knows what is fitting and proper and what honor is,
+and knows that when such a thing comes up there is no way to get
+around it, and then comes what is called a challenge and one of the
+men is shot."
+
+"Oh, I know that, too; I am not so stupid as you always try to make me
+appear. But since it happened so long ago--"
+
+"Oh, Roswitha, that everlasting 'so long ago!' It shows plainly enough
+that you don't know anything about it. You are always telling the same
+old story about your father with the red-hot tongs and how he came at
+you with them, and every time I put a red-hot heater in the iron I see
+him about to kill you on account of the child that died so long ago.
+Indeed, Roswitha, you talk about it all the time, and all there is
+left for you to do now is to tell little Annie the story, and as soon
+as little Annie has been confirmed she will be sure to hear it,
+perhaps the same day. I am grieved that you should have had all that
+experience, and yet your father was only a village blacksmith who shod
+horses and put tires on wheels, and now you come forward and expect
+our gracious master calmly to put up with all this, merely because it
+happened so long ago. What do you mean by long ago? Six years is not
+long ago. And our gracious mistress, who, by the way, is not coming
+back--his Lordship just told me so--her Ladyship is not yet twenty-six
+and her birthday is in August, and yet you come to me with the plea of
+'long ago.' If she were thirty-six, for at thirty-six, I tell you, one
+must be particularly cautious, and if his Lordship had done nothing,
+then aristocratic people would have 'cut' him. But you are not
+familiar with that word, Roswitha, you know nothing about it."
+
+"No, I know nothing about it and care less, but what I do know is that
+you are in love with his Lordship."
+
+Johanna struck up a convulsive laugh.
+
+"Well, laugh. I have noticed it for a long time. I don't put it past
+you, but fortunately his Lordship takes no note of it. The poor wife,
+the poor wife!"
+
+Johanna was anxious to declare peace. "That will do now, Roswitha. You
+are mad again, but, I know, all country girls get mad."
+
+"May be."
+
+"I am just going to post these letters now and see whether the porter
+has got the other paper. I understood you to say, didn't I, that he
+sent Lena to get one? There must be more in it; this is as good as
+nothing at all."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+
+[After Effi and Mrs. Zwicker had been in Ems for nearly three weeks
+they took breakfast one morning in the open air. The postman was late
+and Effi was impatient, as she had received no letter from Innstetten
+for four days. The coming of a pretty waitress to clear away the
+breakfast dishes started a conversation about pretty housemaids, and
+Effi spoke enthusiastically of her Johanna's unusual abundance of
+beautiful flaxen hair. This led to a discussion of painful
+experiences, in the course of which Effi admitted that she knew what
+sin meant, but she distinguished between an occasional sin and a
+habitual sin. Mrs. Zwicker was indulging in a tirade against the
+pleasure resorts and the ill-sounding names of places in the environs
+of Berlin, when the postman came. There was nothing from Innstetten,
+but a large registered letter from Hohen-Cremmen. Effi felt an
+unaccountable hesitation to open it. Overcoming this she found in the
+envelope a long letter from her mother and a package of banknotes,
+upon which her father had written with a red pencil the sum they
+represented. She leaned back in the rocking chair and began to read.
+Before she had got very far, the letter fell out of her hands and all
+the blood left her face. With an effort she picked up the letter and
+started to go to her room, asking Mrs. Zwicker to send the maid. By
+holding to the furniture as she dragged herself along she was able to
+reach her bed, where she fell in a swoon.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+
+Minutes passed. When Effi came to she got up and sat on a chair by the
+window and gazed out into the quiet street. Oh, if there had only been
+turmoil and strife outside! But there was only the sunshine on the
+macadam road and the shadows of the lattice and the trees. The feeling
+that she was alone in the world came over her with all its might. An
+hour ago she was a happy woman, the favorite of all who knew her, and
+now an outcast. She had read only the beginning of the letter, but
+enough to have the situation clearly before her. Whither? She had no
+answer to this question, and yet she was full of deep longing to
+escape from her present environment, to get away from this Zwicker
+woman, to whom the whole affair was merely "an interesting case," and
+whose sympathy, if she had any such thing in her make-up, would
+certainly not equal her curiosity.
+
+"Whither?"
+
+On the table before her lay the letter, but she lacked the courage to
+read any more of it. Finally she said: "What have I further to fear?
+What else can be said that I have not already said to myself? The man
+who was the cause of it all is dead, a return to my home is out of the
+question, in a few weeks the divorce will be decreed, and the child
+will be left with the father. Of course. I am guilty, and a guilty
+woman cannot bring up her child. Besides, wherewith? I presume I can
+make my own way. I will see what mama writes about it, how she
+pictures my life."
+
+With these words she took up the letter again to finish reading it.
+
+"--And now your future, my dear Effi. You will have to rely upon
+yourself and, so far as outward means are concerned, may count upon
+our support. You will do best to live in Berlin, for the best place to
+live such things down is a large city. There you will be one of the
+many who have robbed themselves of free air and bright sunshine. You
+will lead a lonely life. If you refuse to, you will probably have to
+step down out of your sphere. The world in which you have lived will
+be closed to you. The saddest thing for us and for you--yes, for you,
+as we know you--is that your parental home will also be closed to you.
+We can offer you no quiet place in Hohen-Cremmen, no refuge in our
+house, for it would mean the shutting off of our house from all the
+world, and we are decidedly not inclined to do that. Not because we
+are too much attached to the world or that it would seem to us
+absolutely unbearable to bid farewell to what is called 'society.' No,
+not for that reason, but simply because we stand by our colors and are
+going to declare to the whole world our--I cannot spare you the
+word--our condemnation of your actions, of the actions of our only and
+so dearly beloved child--"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G., Munich_
+FRAU VON SCHLEINITZ AT HOME Adolph von Menzel]
+
+Effi could read no further. Her eyes filled with tears and after
+seeking in vain to fight them back she burst into convulsive sobs and
+wept till her pain was alleviated.
+
+Half an hour later there was a knock at the door and when Effi called:
+"Come in!" Mrs. Zwicker appeared.
+
+"May I come in?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear," said Effi, who now lay upon the sofa under a
+light covering and with her hands folded. "I am exhausted and have
+made myself as comfortable here as I could. Won't you please take a
+seat?"
+
+Mrs. Zwicker sat down where the table with the bowl of flowers would
+be between her and Effi. Effi showed no sign of embarrassment and made
+no change in her position; she did not even unfold her hands. It
+suddenly became immaterial to her what the woman thought. All she
+wanted was to get away.
+
+"You have received sad news, dear, gracious Lady?"
+
+"Worse than sad," said Effi. "At any rate sad enough to bring our
+association here quickly to an end. I must leave today."
+
+"I should not like to appear obtrusive, but has the news anything to
+do with Annie?"
+
+"No, not with Annie. The news did not come from Berlin at all, it was
+a letter from my mother. She is worried about me and I am anxious to
+divert her, or, if I can't do that, at least to be near at hand."
+
+"I appreciate that only too well, much as I lament the necessity of
+spending these last days in Ems without you. May I offer you my
+services?"
+
+Before Effi had time to answer, the pretty waitress entered and
+announced that the guests were just gathering for lunch, and everybody
+was greatly excited, for the Emperor was probably coming for three
+weeks and at the end of his stay there would be grand manoeuvres and
+the hussars from her home town would be there, too.
+
+Mrs. Zwicker discussed immediately the question, whether it would be
+worth while to stay till then, arrived at a decided answer in the
+affirmative, and then went to excuse Effi's absence from lunch.
+
+A moment later, as the waitress was about to leave, Effi said: "And
+then, Afra, when you are free, I hope you can come back to me for a
+quarter of an hour to help me pack. I am leaving by the seven o'clock
+train."
+
+"Today? Oh, your Ladyship, what a pity! Why, the beautiful days are
+just going to begin."
+
+Effi smiled.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+
+Three years had passed and for almost that length of time Effi had
+been living in a small apartment on Königgrätz Street--a front room
+and back room, behind which was the kitchen with a servant's bedroom,
+everything as ordinary and commonplace as possible. And yet it was an
+unusually pretty apartment, that made an agreeable impression on
+everybody who saw it, the most agreeable perhaps on old Dr.
+Rummschüttel, who called now and then and had long ago forgiven the
+poor young wife, not only for the rheumatism and neuralgia farce of
+bygone years, but also for everything else that had happened in the
+meantime--if there was any need of forgiveness on his part,
+considering the very different cases he knew about. He was now far
+along in the seventies, but whenever Effi, who had been ailing
+considerably for some time, wrote a letter asking him to call, he came
+the following forenoon and would not listen to any excuses for the
+number of steps he had to climb. "No excuse, please, dear, most
+gracious Lady; for in the first place it is my calling, and in the
+second I am happy and almost proud that I am still able to climb the
+three flights so well. If I were not afraid of inconveniencing
+you,--since, after all, I come as a physician and not as a friend of
+nature or a landscape enthusiast,--I should probably come oftener,
+merely to see you and sit down for a few minutes at your back window.
+I don't believe you fully appreciate the view."
+
+"Oh, yes I do," said Effi; but Rummschüttel, not allowing himself to
+be interrupted, continued: "Please, most gracious Lady, step here just
+for a moment, or allow me to escort you to the window. Simply
+magnificent again today! Just see the various railroad embankments,
+three, no, four, and how the trains glide back and forth continually,
+and now that train yonder disappears again behind a group of trees.
+Really magnificent! And how the sun shines through the white smoke! If
+St. Matthew's Churchyard were not immediately behind it it would be
+ideal."
+
+"I like to look at churchyards."
+
+"Yes, you dare say that. But how about us? We physicians are
+unavoidably confronted with the question, might there, perhaps, not
+have been some fewer graves here? However, most gracious Lady, I am
+satisfied with you and my only complaint is that you will not listen
+to anything about Ems. For your catarrhal affections--"
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Ems would work miracles. But as you don't care to go there--and I
+understand your reasons--drink the water here. In three minutes you
+can be in the Prince Albrecht Garden, and even if the music and the
+costumes and all the diversions of a regular watering-place promenade
+are lacking, the water itself, you know, is the important thing."
+
+Effi was agreed, and Rummschüttel took his hat and cane, but stepped
+once more to the window. "I hear people talking about a plan to
+terrace the Hill of the Holy Cross. God bless the city government!
+Once that bare spot yonder is greener--A charming apartment! I could
+almost envy you--By the way, gracious Lady, I have been wanting for a
+long time to say to you, you always write me such a lovely letter.
+Well, who wouldn't enjoy that? But it requires an effort each time.
+Just send Roswitha for me."
+
+"Just send Roswitha for me," Rummschüttel had said. Why, was Roswitha
+at Effi's? Instead of being on Keith Street was she on Königgrätz
+Street? Certainly she was, and had been for a long time, just as long
+as Effi herself had been living on Königgrätz Street. Three days
+before they moved Roswitha had gone to see her dear mistress and that
+was a great day for both of them, so great that we must go back and
+tell about it.
+
+The day that the letter of renunciation came from Hohen-Cremmen and
+Effi returned from Ems to Berlin she did not take a separate apartment
+at once, but tried living in a boarding house, which suited her
+tolerably well. The two women who kept the boarding house were
+educated and considerate and had long ago ceased to be inquisitive.
+Such a variety of people met there that it would have been too much of
+an undertaking to pry into the secrets of each individual. Such things
+only interfered with business. Effi, who still remembered the
+cross-questionings to which the eyes of Mrs. Zwicker had subjected
+her, was very agreeably impressed with the reserve of the boarding
+house keepers. But after two weeks had passed she felt plainly that
+she could not well endure the prevailing atmosphere of the place,
+either the physical or the moral. There were usually seven persons at
+the table. Beside Effi and one of the landladies--the other looked
+after the kitchen--there were two Englishwomen, who were attending the
+university, a noblewoman from Saxony, a very pretty Galician Jewess,
+whose real occupation nobody knew, and a precentor's daughter from
+Polzin in Pomerania, who wished to become a painter. That was a bad
+combination, and the attempts of each to show her superiority to the
+others were unrefreshing. Remarkable to relate, the Englishwomen were
+not absolutely the worst offenders, but competed for the palm with the
+girl from Polzin, who was filled with the highest regard for her
+mission as a painter. Nevertheless Effi, who assumed a passive
+attitude, could have withstood the pressure of this intellectual
+atmosphere if it had not been combined with the air of the boarding
+house, speaking from a purely physical and objective point of view.
+What this air was actually composed of was perhaps beyond the
+possibility of determination, but that it took away sensitive Effi's
+breath was only too certain, and she saw herself compelled for this
+external reason to go out in search of other rooms, which she found
+comparatively near by, in the above-described apartment on Königgrätz
+St. She was to move in at the beginning of the autumn quarter, had
+made the necessary purchases, and during the last days of September
+counted the hours till her liberation from the boarding house. On one
+of these last days, a quarter of an hour after she had retired from
+the dining room, planning to enjoy a rest on a sea grass sofa covered
+with some large-figured woolen material, there was a gentle rap at her
+door.
+
+"Come in!"
+
+One of the housemaids, a sickly looking person in the middle thirties,
+who by virtue of always being in the hall of the boarding house
+carried the atmosphere stored there with her everywhere, in her
+wrinkles, entered the room and said: "I beg your pardon, gracious
+Lady, but somebody wishes to speak to you."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"A woman."
+
+"Did she tell you her name?"
+
+"Yes. Roswitha."
+
+Before Effi had hardly heard this name she shook off her drowsiness,
+sprang up, ran out into the corridor, grasped Roswitha by both hands
+and drew her into her room.
+
+"Roswitha! You! Oh, what joy! What do you bring? Something good, of
+course. Such a good old face can bring only good things. Oh, how happy
+I am! I could give a kiss. I should not have thought such joy could
+ever come to me again. You good old soul, how are you anyhow? Do you
+still remember how the ghost of the Chinaman used to stalk about?
+Those were happy times. I thought then they were unhappy, because I
+did not yet know the hardness of life. Since then I have come to know
+it. Oh, there are far worse things than ghosts. Come, my good
+Roswitha, come, sit down by me and tell me--Oh, I have such a longing.
+How is Annie?"
+
+Roswitha was unable to speak, and so she let her eyes wander around
+the strange room, whose gray and dusty-looking walls were bordered
+with narrow gilt molding. Finally she found herself and said that his
+Lordship was back from Glatz. That the old Emperor had said, "six
+weeks were quite sufficient (imprisonment) in such a case," and she
+had only waited for his Lordship's return, on Annie's account, who had
+to have some supervision. Johanna was no doubt a proper person, but
+she was still too pretty and too much occupied with herself, and God
+only knows what all she was thinking about. But now that his Lordship
+could again keep an eye on Annie and see that everything was right,
+she herself wanted to try to find out how her Ladyship was getting on.
+
+"That is right, Roswitha."
+
+"And I wanted to see whether your Ladyship lacked anything, and
+whether you might need me. If so I would stay right here and pitch in
+and do everything and see to it that your Ladyship was getting on well
+again."
+
+Effi had been leaning back in the corner of the sofa with her eyes
+closed, but suddenly she sat up and said: "Yes, Roswitha, what you
+were saying there is an idea, there is something in it. For I must
+tell you that I am not going to stay in this boarding house. I have
+rented an apartment farther down the street and have bought furniture,
+and in three more days I shall move in. And if, when I arrive there, I
+could say to you: 'No, Roswitha, not there, the wardrobe must stand
+here and the mirror there,' why, that would be worth while, and I
+should like it. Then when we got tired of all the drudgery I should
+say: 'Now, Roswitha, go over there and get us a decanter of Munich
+beer, for when one has been working one is thirsty for a drink, and,
+if you can, bring us also something good from the Habsburg Restaurant.
+You can return the dishes later.' Yes, Roswitha, when I think of that
+it makes my heart feel a great deal lighter. But I must ask you
+whether you have thought it all over? I will not speak of Annie, to
+whom you are so attached, for she is almost your own child;
+nevertheless Annie will be provided for, and Johanna is also attached
+to her, you know. So leave her out of the consideration. But if you
+want to come to me remember how everything has changed. I am no longer
+as I used to be. I have now taken a very small apartment, and the
+porter will doubtless pay but little attention to you and me. We shall
+have to be very economical, always have what we used to call our
+Thursday meal, because that was cleaning day. Do you remember? And do
+you remember how good Mr. Gieshübler once came in and was urged to sit
+down with us, and how he said he had never eaten such a delicate dish?
+You probably remember he was always so frightfully polite, but really
+he was the only human being in the city who was a connoisseur in
+matters of eating. The others called everything fine."
+
+Roswitha was enjoying every word and could already see everything
+running smoothly, when Effi again said: "Have you considered all this?
+For, while it is my own household, I must not overlook the fact that
+you have been spoiled these many years, and formerly no questions were
+ever asked, for we did not need to be saving; but now I must be
+saving, for I am poor and have only what is given me, you know,
+remittances from Hohen-Cremmen. My parents are very good to me, so far
+as they are able, but they are not rich. And now tell me what you
+think."
+
+"That I shall come marching along with my trunk next Saturday, not in
+the evening, but early in the morning, and that I shall be there when
+the settling process begins. For I can take hold quite differently
+from your Ladyship."
+
+"Don't say that, Roswitha. I can work too. One can do anything when
+obliged to."
+
+"And then your Ladyship doesn't need to worry about me, as though I
+might think: 'that is not good enough for Roswitha.' For Roswitha
+anything is good that she has to share with your Ladyship, and most to
+her liking would be something sad. Yes, I look forward to that with
+real pleasure. Your Ladyship shall see I know what sadness is. Even if
+I didn't know, I should soon find out. I have not forgotten how I was
+sitting there in the churchyard, all alone in the world, thinking to
+myself it would probably be better if I were lying there in a row with
+the others. Who came along? Who saved my life? Oh, I have had so much
+to endure. That day when my father came at me with the red-hot
+tongs--"
+
+"I remember, Roswitha."
+
+"Well, that was bad enough. But when I sat there in the churchyard, so
+completely poverty stricken and forsaken, that was worse still. Then
+your Ladyship came. I hope I shall never go to heaven if I forget
+that."
+
+As she said this she arose and went toward the window. "Oh, your
+Ladyship must see _him_ too."
+
+Effi stepped to the window. Over on the other side of the street sat
+Rollo, looking up at the windows of the boarding house.
+
+A few days later Effi, with the aid of Roswitha, moved into the
+apartment on Königgrätz St., and liked it there from the beginning.
+To be sure, there was no society, but during her boarding house days
+she had derived so little pleasure from intercourse with people that
+it was not hard for her to be alone, at least not in the beginning.
+With Roswitha it was impossible, of course, to carry on an esthetic
+conversation, or even to discuss what was in the paper, but when it
+was simply a question of things human and Effi began her sentence
+with, "Oh, Roswitha, I am again afraid," then the faithful soul always
+had a good answer ready, always comfort and usually advice.
+
+Until Christmas they got on excellently, but Christmas eve was rather
+sad and when New Year's Day came Effi began to grow quite melancholy.
+It was not cold, only grizzly and rainy, and if the days were short,
+the evenings were so much the longer. What was she to do! She read,
+she embroidered, she played solitaire, she played Chopin, but
+nocturnes were not calculated to bring much light into her life, and
+when Roswitha came with the tea tray and placed on the table, beside
+the tea service, two small plates with an egg and a Vienna cutlet
+carved in small slices, Effi said, as she closed the piano: "Move up,
+Roswitha. Keep me company."
+
+Roswitha joined her. "I know, your Ladyship has been playing too much
+again. Your Ladyship always looks like that and has red spots. The
+doctor forbade it, didn't he?"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, it is easy for the doctor to forbid, and also easy for
+you to repeat everything he says. But what shall I do? I can't sit all
+day long at the window and look over toward Christ's Church. Sundays,
+during the evening service, when the windows are lighted up, I always
+look over that way; but it does me no good, it always makes my heart
+feel heavier."
+
+"Well, then, your Ladyship ought to go to church. Your Ladyship has
+been there once."
+
+"Oh, many a time. But I have derived little benefit from it. He
+preaches quite well and is a very wise man, and I should be happy if I
+knew the hundredth part of it all. But it seems as though I were
+merely reading a book. Then when he speaks so loud and saws the air
+and shakes his long black locks I am drawn, entirely out of my
+attitude of worship."
+
+"Out of?"
+
+Effi laughed. "You think I hadn't yet got into such an attitude. That
+is probably true. But whose fault is it? Certainly not mine. He always
+talks so much about the Old Testament. Even if that is very good it
+doesn't edify me. Anyhow, this everlasting listening is not the right
+thing. You see, I ought to have so much to do that I should not know
+whither to turn. That would suit me. Now there are societies where
+young girls learn housekeeping, or sewing, or to be kindergarten
+teachers. Have you ever heard of these?"
+
+"Yes, I once heard of them. Once upon a time little Annie was to go to
+a kindergarten."
+
+"Now you see, you know better than I do. I should like to join some
+such society where I can make myself useful. But it is not to be
+thought of. The women in charge wouldn't take me, they couldn't. That
+is the most terrible thing of all, that the world is so closed to one,
+that it even forbids one to take a part in charitable work. I can't
+even give poor children a lesson after hours to help them catch up."
+
+"That would not do for your Ladyship. The children always have such
+greasy shoes on, and in wet weather there is so much steam and smoke,
+your Ladyship could never stand it."
+
+Effi smiled. "You are probably right, Roswitha, but it is a bad sign
+that you should be right, and it shows me that I still have too much
+of the old Effi in me and that I am still too well off."
+
+Roswitha would not agree to that. "Anybody as good as your Ladyship
+can't be too well off. Now you must not always play such sad music.
+Sometimes I think all will be well yet, something will surely turn
+up."
+
+And something did turn up. Effi desired to become a painter, in spite
+of the precentor's daughter from Polzin, whose conceit as an artist
+she still remembered as exceedingly disagreeable. Although she laughed
+about the plan herself, because she was conscious she could never
+rise above the lowest grade of dilettantism, nevertheless she went at
+her work with zest, because she at last had an occupation and that,
+too, one after her own heart, because it was quiet and peaceful. She
+applied for instruction to a very old professor of painting, who was
+well-informed concerning the Brandenburgian aristocracy, and was, at
+the same time, very pious, so that Effi seemed to be his heart's
+delight from the outset. He probably thought, here was a soul to be
+saved, and so he received her with extraordinary friendliness, as
+though she had been his daughter. This made Effi very happy, and the
+day of her first painting lesson marked for her a turning point toward
+the good. Her poor life was now no longer so poor, and Roswitha was
+triumphant when she saw that she had been right and something had
+turned up after all.
+
+Thus things went on for considerably over a year. Coming again in
+contact with people made Effi happy, but it also created within her
+the desire to renew and extend associations. Longing for Hohen-Cremmen
+came over her at times with the force of a true passion, and she
+longed still more passionately to see Annie. After all she was her
+child, and when she began to turn this thought over in her mind and,
+at the same time, recalled what Miss Trippelli had once said, to wit:
+"The world is so small that one could be certain of coming suddenly
+upon some old acquaintance in Central Africa," she had a reason for
+being surprised that she had never met Annie. But the time finally
+arrived when a change was to occur. She was coming from her painting
+lesson, close by the Zoological Garden, and near the station stepped
+into a horse car. It was very hot and it did her good to see the
+lowered curtains blown out and back by the strong current of air
+passing through the car. She leaned back in the corner toward the
+front platform and was studying several pictures of blue tufted and
+tasseled sofas on a stained window pane, when the car began to move
+more slowly and she saw three school children spring up with school
+bags on their backs and little pointed hats on their heads. Two of
+them were blonde and merry, the third brunette and serious. This one
+was Annie. Effi was badly startled, and the thought of a meeting with
+the child, for which she had so often longed, filled her now with
+deadly fright. What was to be done? With quick determination she
+opened the door to the front platform, on which nobody was standing
+but the driver, whom she asked to let her get off in front at the next
+station. "It is forbidden, young lady," said the driver. But she gave
+him a coin and looked at him so appealingly that the good-natured man
+changed his mind and mumbled to himself: "I really am not supposed to,
+but perhaps once will not matter." When the car stopped he took out
+the lattice and Effi sprang off.
+
+She was still greatly excited when she reached the house.
+
+"Just think, Roswitha, I have seen Annie." Then she told of the
+meeting in the tram car. Roswitha was displeased that the mother and
+daughter had not been rejoiced to see each other again, and was very
+hard to convince that it would not have looked well in the presence of
+so many people. Then Effi had to tell how Annie looked and when she
+had done so with motherly pride Roswitha said: "Yes, she is what one
+might call half and half. Her pretty features and, if I may be
+permitted to say it, her strange look she gets from her mother, but
+her seriousness is exactly her father. When I come to think about it,
+she is more like his Lordship."
+
+"Thank God!" said Effi.
+
+"Now, your Ladyship, there is some question about that. No doubt there
+is many a person who would take the side of the mother."
+
+"Do you think so, Roswitha? I don't."
+
+"Oh, oh, I am not so easily fooled, and I think your Ladyship knows
+very well, too, how matters really stand and what the men like best."
+
+"Oh, don't speak of that, Roswitha."
+
+The conversation ended here and was never afterward resumed. But even
+though Effi avoided speaking to Roswitha about Annie, down deep in her
+heart she was unable to get over that meeting and suffered from the
+thought of having fled from her own child. It troubled her till she
+was ashamed, and her desire to meet Annie grew till it became
+pathological. It was not possible to write to Innstetten and ask his
+permission. She was fully conscious of her guilt, indeed she nurtured
+the sense of it with almost zealous care; but, on the other hand, at
+the same time that she was conscious of guilt, she was also filled
+with a certain spirit of rebellion against Innstetten. She said to
+herself, he was right, again and again, and yet in the end he was
+wrong. All had happened so long before, a new life had begun--he might
+have let it die; instead poor Crampas died.
+
+No, it would not do to write to Innstetten; but she wanted to see
+Annie and speak to her and press her to her heart, and after she had
+thought it over for days she was firmly convinced as to the best way
+to go about it.
+
+The very next morning she carefully put on a decent black dress and
+set out for Unter den Linden to call on the minister's wife. She sent
+in her card with nothing on it but "Effi von Innstetten, _née_ von
+Briest." Everything else was left off, even "Baroness." When the man
+servant returned and said, "Her Excellency begs you to enter," Effi
+followed him into an anteroom, where she sat down and, in spite of her
+excitement, looked at the pictures on the walls. First of all there
+was Guido Reni's _Aurora_, while opposite it hung English etchings of
+pictures by Benjamin West, made by the well known aquatint process.
+One of the pictures was King Lear in the storm on the heath.
+
+Effi had hardly finished looking at the pictures when the door of the
+adjoining room opened and a tall slender woman of unmistakably
+prepossessing appearance stepped toward the one who had come to
+request a favor of her and held out her hand. "My dear most gracious
+Lady," she said, "what a pleasure it is for me to see you again." As
+she said this she walked toward the sofa and sat down, drawing Effi to
+a seat beside her.
+
+Effi was touched by the goodness of heart revealed in every word and
+movement. Not a trace of haughtiness or reproach, only beautiful human
+sympathy. "In what way can I be of service to you?" asked the
+minister's wife.
+
+Effi's lips quivered. Finally she said: "The thing that brings me here
+is a request, the fulfillment of which your Excellency may perhaps
+make possible. I have a ten-year-old daughter whom I have not seen for
+three years and should like to see again."
+
+The minister's wife took Effi's hand and looked at her in a friendly
+way.
+
+"When I say, 'not seen for three years,' that is not quite right.
+Three days ago I saw her again." Then Effi described with great
+vividness how she had met Annie. "Fleeing from my own child. I know
+very well that as we sow we shall reap and I do not wish to change
+anything in my life. It is all right as it is, and I have not wished
+to have it otherwise. But this separation from my child is really too
+hard and I have a desire to be permitted to see her now and then, not
+secretly and clandestinely, but with the knowledge and consent of all
+concerned."
+
+"With the knowledge and consent of all concerned," repeated the
+minister's wife. "So that means with the consent of your husband. I
+see that his bringing up of the child is calculated to estrange her
+from her mother, a method which I do not feel at liberty to judge.
+Perhaps he is right. Pardon me for this remark, gracious Lady."
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"You yourself appreciate the attitude of your husband, and your only
+desire is that proper respect be shown to a natural impulse, indeed, I
+may say, the most beautiful of our impulses, at least we women all
+think so. Am I right?"
+
+"In every particular."
+
+"So you want me to secure permission for occasional meetings, in your
+home, where you can attempt to win back the heart of your child."
+
+Effi expressed again her acquiescence, and the minister's wife
+continued: "Then, most gracious Lady, I shall do what I can. But we
+shall not have an easy task. Your husband--pardon me for calling him
+by that name now as before--is a man who is not governed by moods and
+fancies, but by principles, and it will be hard for him to discard
+them or even give them up temporarily. Otherwise he would have begun
+long ago to pursue a different method of action and education. What to
+your heart seems hard he considers right."
+
+"Then your Excellency thinks, perhaps, it would be better to take back
+my request!"
+
+"Oh, no. I wished only to explain the actions of your husband, not to
+say justify them, and wished at the same time to indicate the
+difficulties we shall in all probability encounter. But I think we
+shall overcome them nevertheless. We women are able to accomplish a
+great many things if we go about them wisely and do not make too great
+pretensions. Besides, your husband is one of my special admirers and
+he cannot well refuse to grant what I request of him. Tomorrow we have
+a little circle meeting at which I shall see him and the day after
+tomorrow morning you will receive a few lines from me telling you
+whether or not I have approached him wisely, that is to say,
+successfully. I think we shall come off victorious, and you will see
+your child again and enjoy her. She is said to be a very pretty girl.
+No wonder."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+
+Two days later the promised lines arrived and Effi read: "I am glad,
+dear gracious Lady, to be able to give you good news. Everything
+turned out as desired. Your husband is too much a man of the world to
+refuse a Lady a request that she makes of him. But I must not keep
+from you the fact that I saw plainly his consent was not in accord
+with what he considers wise and right. But let us not pick faults
+where we ought to be glad. We have arranged that Annie is to come some
+time on Monday and may good fortune attend your meeting."
+
+It was on the postman's second round that Effi received these lines
+and it would presumably be less than two hours till Annie appeared.
+That was a short time and yet too long. Effi walked restlessly about
+the two rooms and then back to the kitchen, where she talked with
+Roswitha about everything imaginable: about the ivy over on Christ's
+Church and the probability that next year the windows would be
+entirely overgrown; about the porter, who had again turned off the gas
+so poorly that they were likely to be blown up; and about buying their
+lamp oil again at the large lamp store on Unter den Linden instead of
+on Anhalt St. She talked about everything imaginable, except Annie,
+because she wished to keep down the fear lurking in her soul, in spite
+of the letter from the minister's wife, or perhaps because of it.
+
+Finally, at noon, the bell was rung timidly and Roswitha went to look
+through the peephole. Surely enough, it was Annie. Roswitha gave the
+child a kiss, but said nothing, and then led her very quietly, as
+though some one were ill in the house, from the corridor into the back
+room and then to the door opening into the front room.
+
+"Go in there, Annie." With these words she left the child and returned
+to the kitchen, for she did not wish to be in the way.
+
+Effi was standing at the other end of the room with her back against
+the post of the mirror when the child entered. "Annie!" But Annie
+stood still by the half opened door, partly out of embarrassment, but
+partly on purpose. Effi rushed to her, lifted her up, and kissed her.
+
+"Annie, my sweet child, how glad I am! Come, tell me." She took Annie
+by the hand and went toward the sofa to sit down. Annie stood and
+looked shyly at her mother, at the same time reaching her left hand
+toward the corner of the table cloth, hanging down near her. "Did you
+know, Annie, that I saw you one day?"
+
+"Yes, I thought you did."
+
+"Now tell me a great deal. How tall you have grown! And that is the
+scar there. Roswitha told me about it. You were always so wild and
+hoidenish in your playing. You get that from your mother. She was the
+same way. And at school? I fancy you are always at the head, you look
+to me as though you ought to be a model pupil and always bring home
+the best marks. I have heard also that Miss von Wedelstädt praises
+you. That is right. I was likewise ambitious, but I had no such good
+school. Mythology was always my best study. In what are you best?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"Oh, you know well enough. Pupils always know that. In what do you
+have the best marks?"
+
+"In religion."
+
+"Now, you see, you do know after all. Well, that is very fine. I was
+not so good in it, but it was probably due to the instruction. We had
+only a young man licensed to preach."
+
+"We had, too."
+
+"Has he gone away?"
+
+Annie nodded.
+
+"Why did he leave?"
+
+"I don't know. Now we have the preacher again."
+
+"And you all love him dearly?"
+
+"Yes, and two of the girls in the highest class are going to change
+their religion."
+
+"Oh, I understand; that is fine. And how is Johanna?"
+
+"Johanna brought me to the door of the house."
+
+"Why didn't you bring her up with you?"
+
+"She said she would rather stay downstairs and wait over at the
+church."
+
+"And you are to meet her there?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, I hope she will not get impatient. There is a little front yard
+over there and the windows are half overgrown with ivy, as though it
+were an old church."
+
+"But I should not like to keep her waiting."
+
+"Oh, I see, you are very considerate, and I presume I ought to be glad
+of it. We need only to make the proper division of the time--Tell me
+now how Rollo is."
+
+"Rollo is very well, but papa says he is getting so lazy. He lies in
+the sun all the time."
+
+"That I can readily believe. He was that way when you were quite
+small. And now, Annie, today we have just seen each other, you know;
+will you visit me often?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"We can take a walk in the Prince Albrecht Garden."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"Or we may go to Schilling's and eat ice cream, pineapple or vanilla
+ice cream. I always liked vanilla best."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+At this third "if I am allowed to" the measure was full. Effi sprang
+up and flashed the child a look of indignation.
+
+"I believe it is high time you were going, Annie. Otherwise Johanna
+will get impatient." She rang the bell and Roswitha, who was in the
+next room, entered immediately. "Roswitha, take Annie over to the
+church. Johanna is waiting there. I hope she has not taken cold. I
+should be sorry. Remember me to Johanna."
+
+The two went out.
+
+Hardly had Roswitha closed the door behind her when Effi tore open her
+dress, because she was threatened with suffocation, and fell to
+laughing convulsively. "So that is the way it goes to meet after a
+long separation." She rushed forward, opened the window and looked for
+something to support her. In the distress of her heart she found it.
+There beside the window was a bookshelf with a few volumes of Schiller
+and Körner on it, and on top of the volumes of poems, which were of
+equal height, lay a Bible and a songbook. She reached for them,
+because she had to have something before which she could kneel down
+and pray. She laid both Bible and songbook on the edge of the table
+where Annie had been standing, and threw herself violently down before
+them and spoke in a half audible tone: "O God in Heaven, forgive me
+what I have done. I was a child--No, no, I was not a child, I was old
+enough to know what I was doing. I _did_ know, too, and I will not
+minimize my guilt. But this is too much. This action of the child is
+not the work of my God who would punish me, it is the work of _him_,
+and _him_ alone. I thought he had a noble heart and have always felt
+small beside him, but now I know that it is he who is small. And
+because he is small he is cruel. Everything that is small is cruel.
+_He_ taught the child to say that. He always was a school-master,
+Crampas called him one, scoffingly at the time, but he was right. 'Oh,
+certainly if I am allowed to!' You don't _have_ to be allowed to. I
+don't want you any more, I hate you both, even my own child. Too much
+is too much. He was ambitious, but nothing more. Honor, honor, honor.
+And then he shot the poor fellow whom I never even loved and whom I
+had forgotten, because I didn't love him. It was all stupidity in the
+first place, but then came blood and murder, with me to blame. And now
+he sends me the child, because he cannot refuse a minister's wife
+anything, and before he sends the child he trains it like a parrot and
+teaches it the phrase, 'if I am allowed to.' I am disgusted at what I
+did; but the thing that disgusts me most is your virtue. Away with
+you! I must live, but I doubt if it will be long."
+
+When Roswitha came back Effi lay on the floor seemingly lifeless, with
+her face turned away.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+
+Rummschüttel was called and pronounced Effi's condition serious. He
+saw that the hectic flush he had noticed for over a year was more
+pronounced than ever, and, what was worse, she showed the first
+symptoms of nervous fever. But his quiet, friendly manner, to which he
+added a dash of humor, did Effi good, and she was calm so long as
+Rummschüttel was with her. When he left, Roswitha accompanied him as
+far as the outer hall and said: "My, how I am scared, Sir Councillor;
+if it ever comes back, and it may--oh, I shall never have another
+quiet hour. But it was too, too much, the way the child acted. Her
+poor Ladyship! And still so young; at her age many are only beginning
+life."
+
+"Don't worry, Roswitha. It may all come right again. But she must get
+away. We will see to that. Different air, different people."
+
+Two days later there arrived in Hohen-Cremmen a letter which ran:
+"Most gracious Lady: My long-standing friendly relations to the houses
+of Briest and Belling, and above all the hearty love I cherish for
+your daughter, will justify these lines. Things cannot go on any
+longer as they are. Unless something is done to rescue your daughter
+from the loneliness and sorrow of the life she has been leading for
+years she will soon pine away. She always had a tendency to
+consumption, for which reason I sent her to Ems years ago. This old
+trouble is now aggravated by a new one; her nerves are giving out.
+Nothing but a change of air can check this. But whither shall I send
+her? It would not be hard to make a proper choice among the watering
+places of Silesia. Salzbrunn is good, and Reinerz still better, on
+account of the nervous complication. But no place except Hohen-Cremmen
+will do. For, most gracious Lady, air alone cannot restore your
+daughter's health. She is pining away because she has nobody but
+Roswitha. The fidelity of a servant is beautiful, but parental love is
+better. Pardon an old man for meddling in affairs that lie outside of
+his calling as a physician. No, not outside, either, for after all it
+is the physician who is here speaking and making demands--pardon the
+word--in accordance with his duty. I have seen so much of life--But
+enough on this topic. With kindest regards to your husband, your
+humble servant, Dr. Rummschüttel."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had read the letter to her husband. They were sitting
+on the shady tile walk, with their backs to the drawing room and
+facing the circular bed and the sundial. The wild grapevine twining
+around the windows was rustling gently in the breeze and over the
+water a few dragon-flies were hovering in the bright sunshine.
+
+Briest sat speechless, drumming on the tea-tray.
+
+"Please don't drum, I had rather you would talk."
+
+"Ah, Luise, what shall I say? My drumming says quite enough. You have
+known for over a year what I think about it. At the time when
+Innstetten's letter came, a flash from a clear sky, I was of your
+opinion. But that was half an eternity ago. Am I to play the grand
+inquisitor till the end of my days? I tell you, I have had my fill of
+it for a long time."
+
+"Don't reproach me, Briest. I love her as much as you, perhaps more;
+each in his own way. But it is not our only purpose in life to be weak
+and affectionate and to tolerate things that are contrary to the law
+and the commandments, things that men condemn, and in the present
+instance rightly."
+
+"Hold on! One thing comes first."
+
+"Of course, one thing comes first; but what is the one thing?"
+
+"The love of parents for their children, especially when they have
+only one child."
+
+"Then good-by catechism, morality, and the claims of 'society.'"
+
+"Ah, Luise, talk to me about the catechism as much as you like, but
+don't speak to me about 'society.'"
+
+"It is very hard to get along without 'society."'
+
+"Also without a child. Believe me, Luise,'society' can shut one eye
+when it sees fit. Here is where I stand in the matter: If the people
+of Rathenow come, all right, if they don't come, all right too. I am
+simply going to telegraph: 'Effi, come.' Are you agreed?"
+
+She got up and kissed him on the forehead. "Of course I am. Only you
+must not find fault with me. An easy step it is not, and from now on
+our life will be different."
+
+"I can stand it. There is a good rape crop and in the autumn I can
+hunt an occasional hare. I still have a taste for red wine, and it
+will taste even better when we have the child back in the house. Now I
+am going to send the telegram."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi had been in Hohen-Cremmen for over six months. She occupied the
+two rooms on the second floor which she had formerly had when there
+for a visit. The larger one was furnished for her personally, and
+Roswitha slept in the other. What Rummschüttel had expected from this
+sojourn and the good that went with it, was realized, so far as it
+could be realized. The coughing diminished, the bitter expression that
+had robbed Effi's unusually kind face of a good part of its charm
+disappeared, and there came days when she could laugh again. About
+Kessin and everything back there little was said, with the single
+exception of Mrs. von Padden--and Gieshübler, of course, for whom old
+Mr. von Briest had a very tender spot in his heart. "This Alonzo, this
+fastidious Spaniard, who harbors a Mirambo and brings up a
+Trippelli--well, he must be a genius, and you can't make me believe
+he isn't." Then Effi had to yield and act for him the part of
+Gieshübler, with hat in hand and endless bows of politeness. By virtue
+of her peculiar talent for mimicry, she could do the bows very well,
+although it went against the grain, because she always felt that it
+was an injustice to the dear good man.--They never talked about
+Innstetten and Annie, but it was settled that Annie was to inherit
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Effi took a new lease on life, and her mother, who in true womanly
+fashion was not altogether averse to regarding the affair, painful
+though it was, as merely an interesting case, vied with her father in
+expressions of love and devotion.
+
+"Such a good winter we have not had for a long time," said Briest.
+Then Effi arose from her seat and stroked back the sparse hairs from
+his forehead. But beautiful as everything seemed from the point of
+view of Effi's health, it was all illusion, for in reality the disease
+was gaining ground and quietly consuming her vitality. Effi again
+wore, as on the day of her betrothal to Innstetten, a blue and white
+striped smock with a loose belt, and when she walked up to her parents
+with a quick elastic step, to bid them good morning, they looked at
+each other with joyful surprise--with joyful surprise and yet at the
+same time with sadness, for they could not fail to see that it was not
+the freshness of youth, but a transformation, that gave her slender
+form and beaming eyes this peculiar appearance. All who observed her
+closely saw this, but Effi herself did not. Her whole attention was
+engaged by the happy feeling at being back in this place, to her so
+charmingly peaceful, and living reconciled with those whom she had
+always loved and who had always loved her, even during the years of
+her misery and exile.
+
+She busied herself with all sorts of things about the home and
+attended to the decorations and little improvements in the household.
+Her appreciation of the beautiful enabled her always to make the right
+choice. Reading and, above all, study of the arts she had given up
+entirely. "I have had so much of it that I am happy to be able to lay
+my hands in my lap." Besides, it doubtless reminded her too much of
+her days of sadness. She cultivated instead the art of contemplating
+nature with calmness and delight, and when the leaves fell from the
+plane trees, or the sunbeams glistened on the ice of the little pond,
+or the first crocuses blossomed in the circular plot, still half in
+the grip of winter--it did her good, and she could gaze on all these
+things for hours, forgetting what life had denied her, or, to be more
+accurate, what she had robbed herself of.
+
+Callers were not altogether a minus quantity, not everybody shunned
+her; but her chief associates were the families at the schoolhouse and
+the parsonage.
+
+It made little difference that the Jahnke daughters had left home;
+there could have been no very cordial friendship with them anyhow. But
+she found a better friend than ever in old Mr. Jahnke himself, who
+considered not only all of Swedish Pomerania, but also the Kessin
+region as Scandinavian outposts, and was always asking questions about
+them. "Why, Jahnke, we had a steamer, and, as I wrote to you, I
+believe, or may perhaps have told you, I came very near going over to
+Wisby. Just think, I almost went to Wisby. It is comical, but I can
+say 'almost' with reference to many things in my life."
+
+"A pity, a pity," said Jahnke.
+
+"Yes, indeed, a pity. But I actually did make a tour of Rügen. You
+would have enjoyed that, Jahnke. Just think, Arcona with its great
+camping place of the Wends, that is said still to be visible. I myself
+did not go there, but not very far away is the Hertha Lake with white
+and yellow water lilies. The place made one think a great deal of your
+Hertha."
+
+"Yes, yes, Hertha. But you were about to speak of the Hertha Lake."
+
+"Yes, I was. And just think, Jahnke, close by the lake stood two large
+shining sacrificial stones, with the grooves still showing, in which
+the blood used to run off. Ever since then I have had an aversion for
+the Wends."
+
+"Oh, pardon me, gracious Lady, but they were not Wends. The legends of
+the sacrificial stones and the Hertha Lake go back much, much farther,
+clear back before the birth of Christ. They were the pure Germans,
+from whom we are all descended."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi, "from whom we are all descended, the
+Jahnkes certainly, and perhaps the Briests, too."
+
+Then she dropped the subject of Rügen and the Hertha Lake and asked
+about his grandchildren and which of them he liked best, Bertha's or
+Hertha's.
+
+Indeed Effi was on a very friendly footing with Jahnke. But in spite
+of his intimate relation to Hertha Lake, Scandinavia, and Wisby, he
+was only a simple man and so the lonely young woman could not fail to
+value her chats with Niemeyer much higher. In the autumn, so long as
+promenades in the park were possible, she had an abundance of such
+chats, but with the beginning of winter came an interruption for
+several months, because she did not like to go to the parsonage. Mrs.
+Niemeyer had always been a very disagreeable woman, but she pitched
+her voice higher than ever now, in spite of the fact that in the
+opinion of the parish she herself was not altogether above reproach.
+
+The situation remained the same throughout the winter, much to Effi's
+sorrow. But at the beginning of April when the bushes showed a fringe
+of green and the park paths dried off, the walks were resumed.
+
+Once when they were sauntering along they heard a cuckoo in the
+distance, and Effi began to count to see how many times it called. She
+was leaning on Niemeyer's arm. Suddenly she said: "The cuckoo is
+calling yonder, but I don't want to consult him about the length of my
+life. Tell me, friend, what do you think of life?"
+
+"Ah, dear Effi, you must not lay such doctors' questions before me.
+You must apply to a philosopher or offer a prize to a faculty. What do
+I think of life? Much and little. Sometimes it is very much and
+sometimes very little."
+
+"That is right, friend, I like that; I don't need to know anymore." As
+she said this they came to the swing. She sprang into it as nimbly as
+in her earliest girlhood days, and before the old man, who watched
+her, could recover from his fright, she crouched down between the two
+ropes and set the swing board in motion by a skillful lifting and
+dropping of the weight of her body. In a few seconds she was flying
+through the air. Then, holding on with only one hand, she tore a
+little silk handkerchief from around her neck and waved it happily and
+haughtily. Soon she let the swing stop, sprang out, and took
+Niemeyer's arm again.
+
+"Effi, you are just as you always were."
+
+"No, I wish I were. But I am too old for this; I just wanted to try it
+once more. Oh, how fine it was and how much good the air did me! It
+seemed as though I were flying up to heaven. I wonder if I shall go to
+heaven? Tell me, friend, you ought to know. Please, please."
+
+Niemeyer took her hand into his two wrinkled ones and gave her a kiss
+on the forehead, saying: "Yes, Effi, you will."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV
+
+
+Effi spent the whole day out in the park, because she needed to take
+the air. Old Dr. Wiesike of Friesack approved of it, but in his
+instructions gave her too much liberty to do what she liked, and
+during the cold days in May she took a severe cold. She became
+feverish, coughed a great deal, and the doctor, who had been calling
+every third day, now came daily. He was put to it to know what to do,
+for the sleeping powders and cough medicines Effi asked for could not
+be given, because of the fever.
+
+"Doctor," said old von Briest, "what is going to come of this? You
+have known her since she was a little thing, in fact you were here at
+her birth. I don't like all these symptoms: her noticeable falling
+away, the red spots, and the gleam of her eyes when she suddenly turns
+to me with a pleading look. What do you think it will amount to? Must
+she die?"
+
+Wiesike shook his head gravely. "I will not say that, von Briest, but
+I don't like the way her fever keeps up. However, we shall bring it
+down soon, for she must go to Switzerland or Mentone for pure air and
+agreeable surroundings that will make her forget the past."
+
+"Lethe, Lethe."
+
+"Yes, Lethe," smiled Wiesike. "It's a pity that while the ancient
+Swedes, the Greeks, were leaving us the name they did not leave us
+also the spring itself."
+
+"Or at least the formula for it. Waters are imitated now, you know.
+My, Wiesike, what a business we could build up here if we could only
+start such a sanatorium! Friesack the spring of forgetfulness! Well,
+let us try the Riviera for the present. Mentone is the Riviera, is it
+not? To be sure, the price of grain is low just now, but what must be
+must be. I shall talk with my wife about it."
+
+That he did, and his wife consented immediately, influenced in part by
+her own ardent desire to see the south, particularly since she had
+felt like one retired from the world. But Effi would not listen to it.
+"How good you are to me! And I am selfish enough to accept the
+sacrifice, if I thought it would do any good. But I am certain it
+would only harm me."
+
+"You try to make yourself think that, Effi."
+
+"No. I have become so irritable that everything annoys me. Not here at
+home, for you humor me and clear everything out of my way. But when
+traveling that is impossible, the disagreeable element cannot be
+eliminated so easily. It begins with the conductor and ends with the
+waiter. Even when I merely think of their self-satisfied countenances
+my temperature runs right up. No, no, keep me here. I don't care to
+leave Hohen-Cremmen any more; my place is here. The heliotrope around
+the sundial is dearer to me than Mentone."
+
+After this conversation the plan was dropped and in spite of the great
+benefit Wiesike had expected from the Riviera he said: "We must
+respect these wishes, for they are not mere whims. Such patients have
+a very fine sense and know with remarkable certainty what is good for
+them and what not. What Mrs. Effi has said about the conductor and the
+waiter is really quite correct, and there is no air with healing power
+enough to counterbalance hotel annoyances, if one is at all affected
+by them. So let us keep her here. If that is not the best thing, it is
+certainly not the worst."
+
+This proved to be true. Effi got better, gained a little in weight
+(old von Briest belonged to the weight fanatics), and lost much of her
+irritability. But her need of fresh air kept growing steadily, and
+even when the west wind blew and the sky was overcast with gray
+clouds, she spent many hours out of doors. On such days she would
+usually go out into the fields or the marsh, often as far as two
+miles, and when she grew tired would sit down on the hurdle fence,
+where, lost in dreams, she would watch the ranunculi and red sorrel
+waving in the wind.
+
+"You go out so much alone," said Mrs. von Briest. "Among our people
+you are safe, but there are so many strange vagabonds prowling
+around."
+
+That made an impression on Effi, who had never thought of danger, and
+when she was alone with Roswitha, she said: "I can't well take you
+with me, Roswitha; you are too fat and no longer sure-footed."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship, it is hardly yet as bad as that. Why, I could
+still be married."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi. "One is never too old for that. But let me
+tell you, Roswitha, if I had a dog to accompany me--Papa's hunting dog
+has no attachment for me--hunting dogs are so stupid--and he never
+stirs till the hunter or the gardener takes the gun from the rack. I
+often have to think of Rollo."
+
+"True," said Roswitha, "they have nothing like Rollo here. But I don't
+mean anything against 'here.' Hohen-Cremmen is very good."
+
+Three or four days after this conversation between Effi and Roswitha,
+Innstetten entered his office an hour earlier than usual. The morning
+sun, which shone very brightly, had wakened him and as he had
+doubtless felt he could not go to sleep again he had got out of bed to
+take up a piece of work that had long been waiting to be attended to.
+
+At a quarter past eight he rang. Johanna brought the breakfast tray,
+on which, beside the morning papers, there were two letters. He
+glanced at the addresses and recognized by the handwriting that one
+was from the minister. But the other? The postmark could not be read
+plainly and the address, "Baron von Innstetten, Esq.," showed a happy
+lack of familiarity with the customary use of titles. In keeping with
+this was the very primitive character of the writing. But the address
+was remarkably accurate: "W., Keith St. 1c, third story."
+
+Innstetten was enough of an official to open first the letter from
+"His Excellency." "My dear Innstetten: I am happy to be able to
+announce to you that His Majesty has deigned to sign your appointment
+and I congratulate you sincerely." Innstetten was pleased at the
+friendly lines from the minister, almost more than at the appointment
+itself, for, since the morning in Kessin, when Crampas had bidden him
+farewell with that look which still haunted him, he had grown somewhat
+sceptical of such things as climbing higher on the ladder. Since then
+he had measured with a different measure and viewed things in a
+different light. Distinction--what did that amount to in the end? As
+the days passed by with less and less of joy for him, he more than
+once recalled a half-forgotten minister's anecdote from the time of
+the elder Ladenberg, who, upon receiving the Order of the Red Eagle,
+for which he had long been waiting, threw it down in a rage and
+exclaimed: "Lie there till you turn black." It probably did turn into
+a black one subsequently, but many days too late and certainly without
+real satisfaction for the receiver. Everything that is to give us
+pleasure must come at the right time and in the right circumstances,
+for what delights us today may be valueless tomorrow. Innstetten felt
+this deeply, and as certainly as he had formerly laid store by honors
+and distinctions coming from his highest superiors, just so certainly
+was he now firmly convinced that the glittering appearance of things
+amounted to but little, and that what is called happiness, if it
+existed at all, is something other than this appearance. "Happiness,
+if I am right, lies in two things: being exactly where one
+belongs--but what official can say that of himself?--and, especially,
+performing comfortably the most commonplace functions, that is,
+getting enough sleep and not having new boots that pinch. When the 720
+minutes of a twelve-hour day pass without any special annoyance that
+can be called a happy day."
+
+Innstetten was today in the mood for such gloomy reflections. When he
+took up the second letter and read it he ran his hand over his
+forehead, with the painful feeling that there is such a thing as
+happiness, that he had once possessed it, but had lost it and could
+never again recover it. Johanna entered and announced Privy Councillor
+Wüllersdorf, who was already standing on the threshold and said:
+"Congratulations, Innstetten."
+
+"I believe you mean what you say; the others will be vexed. However--"
+
+"However. You are surely not going to be pessimistic at a moment like
+this."
+
+"No. The graciousness of His Majesty makes me feel ashamed, and the
+friendly feeling of the minister, to whom I owe all this, almost
+more."
+
+"But--"
+
+[Illustration: SUPPER AT A COURT BALL
+_From the Painting by Adolph van Menzel_]
+
+"But I have forgotten how to rejoice. If I said that to anybody but
+you my words would be considered empty phrases. But you understand me.
+Just look around you. How empty and deserted everything is! When
+Johanna comes in, a so-called jewel, she startles me and frightens me.
+Her stage entry," continued Innstetten, imitating Johanna's pose, "the
+half comical shapeliness of her bust, which comes forward claiming
+special attention, whether of mankind or me, I don't know--all this
+strikes me as so sad and pitiable, and if it were not so ridiculous,
+it might drive me to suicide."
+
+"Dear Innstetten, are you going to assume the duties of a permanent
+secretary in this frame of mind?"
+
+"Oh, bah! How can I help it? Read these lines I have just received."
+
+Wüllersdorf took the second letter with the illegible postmark, was
+amused at the "Esq.," and stepped to the window that he might read
+more easily.
+
+"Gracious Sir: I suppose you will be surprised that I am writing to
+you, but it is about Rollo. Little Annie told us last year Rollo was
+so lazy now, but that doesn't matter here. He can be as lazy as he
+likes here, the lazier the better. And her Ladyship would like it so
+much. She always says, when she walks upon the marsh or over the
+fields: 'I am really afraid, Roswitha, because I am so alone; but who
+is there to accompany me? Rollo, oh yes, he would do. He bears no
+grudge against me either. That is the advantage, that animals do not
+trouble themselves so much about such things.' These are her
+Ladyship's words and I will say nothing further, and merely ask your
+Lordship to remember me to my little Annie. Also to Johanna. From your
+faithful, most obedient servant, Roswitha Gellenbagen."
+
+"Well," said Wüllersdorf, as he folded the letter again, "she is ahead
+of us."
+
+"I think so, too."
+
+"This is also the reason why everything else seems so doubtful to
+you."
+
+"You are right. It has been going through my head for a long time, and
+these simple words with their intended, or perhaps unintended
+complaint, have put me completely beside myself again. It has been
+troubling me for over a year and I should like to get clear out of
+here. Nothing pleases me any more. The more distinctions I receive the
+more I feel that it is all vanity. My life is bungled, and so I have
+thought to myself I ought to have nothing more to do with strivings
+and vanities, and ought to be able to employ my pedagogical
+inclinations, which after all are my most characteristic quality, as a
+superintendent of public morals. It would not be anything new. If the
+plan were feasible I should surely become a very famous character,
+such as Dr. Wichern of the Rough House in Hamburg, for example, that
+man of miracles, who tamed all criminals with his glance and his
+piety."
+
+"Hm, there is nothing to be said against that; it would be possible."
+
+"No, it is not possible either. Not even _that_. Absolutely every
+avenue is closed to me. How could I touch the soul of a murderer? To
+do that one must be intact himself. And if one no longer is, but has a
+like spot on his own hands, then he must at least be able to play the
+crazy penitent before his confreres, who are to be converted, and
+entertain them with a scene of gigantic contrition."
+
+Wüllersdorf nodded.
+
+"Now you see, you agree. But I can't do any of these things any more.
+I can no longer play the man in the hair shirt, let alone the dervish
+or the fakir, who dances himself to death in the midst of his
+self-accusations. And inasmuch as all such things are impossible I
+have puzzled out, as the best thing for me, to go away from here and
+off to the coal black fellows who know nothing of culture and honor.
+Those fortunate creatures! For culture and honor and such rubbish are
+to blame for all my trouble. We don't do such things out of passion,
+which might be an acceptable excuse. We do them for the sake of mere
+notions--notions! And then the one fellow collapses and later the
+other collapses, too, only in a worse way."
+
+"Oh pshaw! Innstetten, those are whims, mere fancies. Go to Africa!
+What does that mean! It will do for a lieutenant who is in debt. But a
+man like you! Are you thinking of presiding over a palaver, in a red
+fez, or of entering into blood relationship with a son-in-law of King
+Mtesa? Or will you feel your way along the Congo in a tropical helmet,
+with six holes in the top of it, until you come out again at Kamerun
+or thereabouts? Impossible!"
+
+"Impossible? Why? If _that_ is impossible, what then?"
+
+"Simply stay here and practice resignation. Who, pray, is unoppressed!
+Who could not say every day: 'Really a very questionable affair.' You
+know, I have also a small burden to bear, not the same as yours, but
+not much lighter. That talk about creeping around in the primeval
+forest or spending the night in an ant hill is folly. Whoever cares
+to, may, but it is not the thing for us. The best thing is to stand in
+the gap and hold out till one falls, but, until then, to get as much
+out of life as possible in the small and even the smallest things,
+keeping one eye open for the violets when they bloom, or the Luise
+monument when it is decorated with flowers, or the little girls with
+high lace shoes when they skip the rope. Or drive out to Potsdam and
+go into the Church of Peace, where Emperor Frederick lies, and where
+they are just beginning to build him a tomb. As you stand there
+consider the life of that man, and if you are not pacified then, there
+is no help for you, I should say."
+
+"Good, good! But the year is long and every single day--and then the
+evening."
+
+"That is always the easiest part of the day to know what to do with.
+Then we have _Sardanapal_, or _Coppelia_, with Del Era, and when that
+is out we have Siechen's, which is not to be despised. Three steins
+will calm you every time. There are always many, a great many others,
+who are in exactly the same general situation as we are, and one of
+them who had had a great deal of misfortune once said to me: 'Believe
+me, Wüllersdorf, we cannot get along without "false work."' The man
+who said it was an architect and must have known about it. His
+statement is correct. Never a day passes but I am reminded of the
+'false work.'"
+
+After Wüllersdorf had thus expressed himself he took his hat and cane.
+During these words Innstetten may have recalled his own earlier
+remarks about little happiness, for he nodded his head half agreeing,
+and smiled to himself.
+
+"Where are you going now, Wüllersdorf? It is too early yet for the
+Ministry."
+
+"I am not going there at all today. First I shall take an hour's walk
+along the canal to the Charlottenburg lock and then back again. And
+then make a short call at Huth's on Potsdam St., going cautiously up
+the little wooden stairway. Below there is a flower store."
+
+"And that affords you pleasure? That satisfies you?"
+
+"I should not say that exactly, but it will help a bit. I shall find
+various regular guests there drinking their morning glass, but their
+names I wisely keep secret. One will tell about the Duke of Ratibor,
+another about the Prince-Bishop Kopp, and a third perhaps about
+Bismarck. There is always a little something to be learned.
+Three-fourths of what is said is inaccurate, but if it is only witty I
+do not waste much time criticising it and always listen gratefully."
+
+With that he went out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI
+
+
+May was beautiful, June more beautiful, and after Effi had happily
+overcome the first painful feeling aroused in her by Rollo's arrival,
+she was full of joy at having the faithful dog about her again.
+Roswitha was praised and old von Briest launched forth into words of
+recognition for Innstetten, who, he said, was a cavalier, never petty,
+but always stout-hearted. "What a pity that the stupid affair had to
+come between them! As a matter of fact, they were a model couple." The
+only one who remained calm during the welcoming scene was Rollo
+himself, who either had no appreciation of time or considered the
+separation as an irregularity which was now simply removed. The fact
+that he had grown old also had something to do with it, no doubt. He
+remained sparing with his demonstrations of affection as he had been
+with his evidences of joy, during the welcoming scene. But he had
+grown in fidelity, if such a thing were possible. He never left the
+side of his mistress. The hunting dog he treated benevolently, but as
+a being of a lower order. At night he lay on the rush mat before
+Effi's door; in the morning, when breakfast was served out of doors by
+the sundial, he was always quiet, always sleepy, and only when Effi
+arose from the breakfast table and walked toward the hall to take her
+straw hat and umbrella from the rack, did his youth return. Then,
+without troubling himself about whether his strength was to be put to
+a hard or easy test, he ran up the village road and back again and did
+not calm down till they were out in the fields. Effi, who cared more
+for fresh air than for landscape beauty, avoided the little patches of
+forest and usually kept to the main road, which 'at first was bordered
+with very old elms and then, where the turnpike began, with poplars.
+This road led to the railway station about an hour's walk away. She
+enjoyed everything, breathing in with delight the fragrance wafted to
+her from the rape and clover fields, or watching the soaring of the
+larks, and counting the draw-wells and troughs, to which the cattle
+went to drink. She could hear a soft ringing of bells that made her
+feel as though she must close her eyes and pass away in sweet
+forgetfulness. Near the station, close by the turnpike, lay a road
+roller. This was her daily resting place, from which she could observe
+what took place on the railroad. Trains came and went and sometimes
+she could see two columns of smoke which for a moment seemed to blend
+into one and then separated, one going to the right, the other to the
+left, till they disappeared behind the village and the grove. Rollo
+sat beside her, sharing her lunch, and when he had caught the last
+bite, he would run like mad along some plowed furrow, doubtless to
+show his gratitude, and stop only when a pair of pheasants scared from
+their nest flew up from a neighboring furrow close by him.
+
+"How beautiful this summer is! A year ago, dear mama, I should not
+have thought I could ever again be so happy," said Effi every day as
+she walked with her mother around the pond or picked an early apple
+from a tree and bit into it vigorously, for she had beautiful teeth.
+Mrs. von Briest would stroke her hand and say: "Just wait till you are
+well again, Effi, quite well, and then we shall find happiness, not
+that of the past, but a new kind. Thank God, there are several kinds
+of happiness. And you shall see, we shall find something for you."
+
+"You are so good. Really I have changed your lives and made you
+prematurely old."
+
+"Oh, my dear Effi, don't speak of it. I thought the same about it,
+when the change came. Now I know that our quiet is better than the
+noise and loud turmoil of earlier years. If you keep on as you are we
+can go away yet. When Wiesike proposed Mentone you were ill and
+irritable, and because you were ill, you were right in saying what you
+did about conductors and waiters. When you have steadier nerves again
+you can stand that. You will no longer be offended, but will laugh at
+the grand manners and the curled hair. Then the blue sea and white
+sails and the rocks all overgrown with red cactus--I have never seen
+them, to be sure, but that is how I imagine them. I should like to
+become acquainted with them."
+
+Thus the summer went by and the meteoric showers were also past.
+During these evenings Effi had sat at her window till after midnight
+and yet never grew tired of watching. "I always was a weak Christian,
+but I wonder whether we ever came from up there and whether, when all
+is over here, we shall return to our heavenly home, to the stars above
+or further beyond. I don't know and don't care to know. I just have
+the longing."
+
+Poor Effi! She had looked up at the wonders of the sky and thought
+about them too long, with the result that the night air, and the fog
+rising from the pond, made her so ill she had to stay in bed again.
+When Wiesike was summoned and had examined her he took Briest aside
+and said: "No more hope; be prepared for an early end."
+
+What he said was only too true, and a few days later, comparatively
+early in the evening, it was not yet ten o'clock, Roswitha came down
+stairs and said to Mrs. von Briest: "Most gracious Lady, her Ladyship
+upstairs is very ill. She talks continually to herself in a soft voice
+and sometimes it seems as though she were praying, but she says she is
+not, and I don't know, it seems to me as though the end might come any
+hour."
+
+"Does she wish to speak to me?"
+
+"She hasn't said so, but I believe she does. You know how she is; she
+doesn't want to disturb you and make you anxious. But I think it would
+be well."
+
+"All right, Roswitha, I will come."
+
+Before the clock began to strike Mrs. von Briest mounted the stairway
+and entered Effi's room. Effi lay on a reclining chair near the open
+window. Mrs. von Briest drew up a small black chair with three gilt
+spindles in its ebony back, took Effi's hand and said: "How are you,
+Effi! Roswitha says you are so feverish."
+
+"Oh, Roswitha worries so much about everything. I could see by her
+looks she thought I was dying. Well, I don't know. She thinks
+everybody ought to be as much worried as she is."
+
+"Are you so calm about dying, dear Effi?"
+
+"Entirely calm, mama."
+
+"Aren't you deceiving yourself? Everybody clings to life, especially
+the young, and you are still so young, dear Effi."
+
+Effi remained silent for a while. Then she said: "You know, I haven't
+read much. Innstetten was often surprised at it, and he didn't like
+it."
+
+This was the first time she had mentioned Innstetten's name, and it
+made a deep impression on her mother and showed clearly that the end
+was come.
+
+"But I thought," said Mrs. von Briest, "you were going to tell me
+something."
+
+"Yes, I was, because you spoke of my still being so young. Certainly I
+am still young; but that makes no difference. During our happy days
+Innstetten used to read aloud to me in the evening. He had very good
+books, and in one of them there was a story about a man who had been
+called away from a merry table. The following morning he asked how it
+had been after he left. Somebody answered: 'Oh, there were all sorts
+of things, but you really didn't miss anything.' You see, mama, these
+words have impressed themselves upon my memory--It doesn't signify
+very much if one is called away from the table a little early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent. Effi lifted herself up a little
+higher and said: "Now that I have talked to you about old times and
+also about Innstetten, I must tell you something else, dear mama."
+
+"You are getting excited, Effi."
+
+"No, no, to tell about the burden of my heart will not excite me, it
+will quiet me. And so I wanted to tell you that I am dying reconciled
+to God and men, reconciled also to _him_."
+
+"Did you cherish in your heart such great bitterness against him?
+Really--pardon me, my dear Effi, for mentioning it now--really it was
+you who brought down sorrow upon yourself and your husband."
+
+Effi assented. "Yes, mama, and how sad that it should be so. But when
+all the terrible things happened, and finally the scene with
+Annie--you know what I mean--I turned the tables on him, mentally, if
+I may use the ridiculous comparison, and came to believe seriously
+that he was to blame, because he was prosaic and calculating, and
+toward the end cruel. Then curses upon him crossed my lips."
+
+"Does that trouble you now?"
+
+"Yes. And I am anxious that he shall know how, during my days of
+illness here, which have been almost my happiest, how it has become
+clear to my mind that he was right in his every act. In the affair
+with poor Crampas--well, after all, what else could he have done? Then
+the act by which he wounded me most deeply, the teaching of my own
+child to shun me, even in that he was right, hard and painful as it is
+for me to admit it. Let him know that I died in this conviction. It
+will comfort and console him, and may reconcile him. He has much that
+is good in his nature and was as noble as anybody can be who is not
+truly in love."
+
+Mrs. von Briest saw that Effi was exhausted and seemed to be either
+sleeping or about to go to sleep. She rose quietly from her chair and
+went out. Hardly had she gone when Effi also got up, and sat at the
+open window to breathe in the cool night air once more. The stars
+glittered and not a leaf stirred in the park. But the longer she
+listened the more plainly she again heard something like soft rain
+falling on the plane trees. A feeling of liberation came over her.
+"Rest, rest."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a month later and September was drawing to an end. The weather
+was beautiful, but the foliage in the park began to show a great deal
+of read and yellow and since the equinox, which had brought three
+stormy days, the leaves lay scattered in every direction. In the
+circular plot a slight change had been made. The sundial was gone and
+in the place where it had stood there lay since yesterday a white
+marble slab with nothing on it but "Effi Briest" and a cross beneath.
+This had been Em's last request. "I should like to have back my old
+name on my stone; I brought no honor to the other." This had been
+promised her.
+
+The marble slab had arrived and been placed in position yesterday, and
+Briest and his wife were sitting in view of it, looking at it and the
+heliotrope, which had been spared, and which now bordered the stone.
+Rollo lay beside them with his head on his paws.
+
+Wilke, whose spats were growing wider and wider, brought the breakfast
+and the mail, and old Mr. von Briest said: "Wilke, order the little
+carriage. I am going to drive across the country with my wife."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had meanwhile poured the coffee and was looking at the
+circle and its flower bed. "See, Briest, Rollo is lying by the stone
+again. He is really taking it harder than we. He wont eat any more,
+either."
+
+"Well, Luise, it is the brute creature. That is just what I have
+always said. We don't amount to as much as we think. But here we
+always talk about instinct. In the end I think it is the best."
+
+"Don't speak that way. When you begin to philosophize--don't take
+offense--Briest, you show your incompetence. You have a good
+understanding, but you can't tackle such questions."
+
+"That's true."
+
+"And if it is absolutely necessary to discuss questions there are
+entirely different ones, Briest, and I can tell you that not a day
+passes, since the poor child has been lying here, but such questions
+press themselves on me."
+
+"What questions?"
+
+"Whether after all we are perhaps not to blame?"
+
+"Nonsense, Luise. What do you mean?"
+
+"Whether we ought not to have disciplined her differently. You and I
+particularly, for Niemeyer is only a cipher; he leaves everything in
+doubt. And then, Briest, sorry as I am--your continual use of
+ambiguous expressions--and finally, and here I accuse myself too, for
+I do not desire to come off innocent in this matter, I wonder if she
+was not too young, perhaps?"
+
+Rollo, who awoke at these words, shook his head gravely and Briest
+said calmly: "Oh, Luise, don't--that is _too_ wide a field."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EXTRACTS FROM "MY CHILDHOOD YEARS" (1894)
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+TRANSLATED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+On one of the last days of March, in the year 1819, a chaise drove up
+before the apothecary's shop at the sign of the Lion, in Neu-Ruppin,
+and a young couple, who a short time before had jointly purchased the
+shop, alighted from the carriage and were received by the servants of
+the house. The husband was only twenty-three years of age--for people
+married very young in those days, just after the war. The wife was
+twenty-one. They Were my parents....
+
+I was born there on the 30th of December that same year. With my
+mother it was a matter of life and death, for which reason, whenever
+she was twitted with favoring me, she was accustomed simply to reply:
+"That is because I suffered most for him." In this favored position I
+remained a long time, some eighteen years, till the birth of a late
+child, my youngest sister, for whom I stood sponsor and whom I even
+held during the christening. This was a great honor for me, but with
+it went hand in hand my dethronement by this very sister. It goes
+without saying that as the youngest child she straightway became the
+darling of the family.
+
+At Easter, 1819, my father took possession of the apothecary's shop in
+Neu-Ruppin, which he had acquired at a most favorable price, for a
+song, so to speak; at Easter, 1826, after three of my four brothers
+and sisters had been born there, he disposed of the property. Whenever
+this early sale of the business became a topic of conversation, it
+was always characterized as disastrous for my father and the whole
+family. But unjustly. The disastrous feature, which revealed itself
+many years later--and fortunately even then in a bearable form, for my
+papa was truly a lucky man--lay not in the particular act of the sale,
+but in the character of my father, who always spent more than his
+income, and would not have given up the habit, even if he had remained
+in Neu-Ruppin. That he confessed to me with his peculiar frankness
+many, many times, when he had grown old and I was no longer young. "I
+was still half a boy when I married," he was wont to say, "and my too
+early independence explains everything." Whether or not he was right,
+this is not the place to say. Generally speaking, his habits were
+anything but businesslike; he took his dreams of good fortune for
+realities and applied himself to the cultivation of "noble passions,"
+without ever stopping to think that at best he had but modest means at
+his disposal. His first extravagance was a horse and carriage; then he
+soon acquired a passion for gaming, and, during the seven years from
+1819 to 1826, he gambled away a small fortune. The chief winner was
+the lord of a neighboring manor. When, thirty years later, the son of
+this lord loaned me a small sum of money, my father said to me: "Don't
+hesitate to take the money; his father took ten thousand thalers from
+me at dummy whist, a little at a time." Perhaps this figure was too
+high, but however that may be, the sum was at all events large enough
+to throw his credit and debit out of balance and to make him, among
+other things, a very tardy payer of interest. Now in ordinary
+circumstances, if, for example, he could have had recourse to
+mortgages and the like, this would not have been, for a time at least,
+a wholly unbearable situation; but unfortunately it so happened that
+my father's chief creditor was his own father, who now took occasion
+to give expression to his only too justified displeasure, both in
+letters and in personal interviews. To make the situation even more
+oppressive, these reproaches were approved, and hence made doubly
+severe, by my mother, who stood wholly on her father-in-law's side. In
+short, the further matters went, the more my father was placed between
+two fires, and for no other reason than to extricate himself from a
+position which continually injured his pride he resolved to sell the
+property and business, the exceptional productiveness of which was as
+well known to him as to anybody else, in spite of the fact that he was
+the very opposite of a business man. After all, his whole plan proved
+to be, at least in the beginning and from his point of view,
+thoroughly proper and advantageous. He received for the apothecary's
+shop double the original purchase price, and saw himself thereby all
+at once put in a position to satisfy his creditors, who were at the
+same time his accusers. And he did it, too. He paid back the sum his
+father had advanced him, asked his wife, half jokingly, half
+scoffingly, whether perchance she wished to invest her money "more
+safely and more advantageously," and thereby achieved what for seven
+years he had been longing for, namely, freedom and independence.
+Relieved from all irksome tutelage, he found himself suddenly at the
+point where it was "no longer necessary to take orders from anybody."
+And with him that was a specially vital matter his whole life long.
+From youth to old age he thirsted for that state; but as he did not
+know well how to attain it, he never enjoyed his longed-for liberty
+and independence for more than a few days or weeks at a time. To use
+one of his favorite expressions, he was always in the "lurch," was
+always financially embarrassed, and for that reason recalled to the
+end of his life with special pleasure the short period, now reached,
+between Easter, 1826, and Midsummer day, 1827. With him this was the
+only time when the "lurch" was lacking....
+
+During this time we lived near the Rheinsberg Gate, in a capacious
+rented apartment, which included all the rooms on the main floor. So
+far as home comforts are concerned, my parents were both very well
+satisfied with the change; so were the other children, who found here
+ample room for their games; but I could not become reconciled to it,
+and have even to this day unpleasant memories of the rented residence.
+There was a butcher's shop in the building, and that did not suit my
+fancy. Through the long dark court ran a gutter, with blood always
+standing in it, while at the end of one of the side wings a beef,
+killed the night before, hung on a broad ladder leaning against the
+house. Fortunately I never had to witness the preceding scenes, except
+when pigs were slaughtered. Then it was sometimes unavoidable. One day
+is still fresh in my memory. I was standing in the hall and gazing out
+through the open back door into the court, where it just happened that
+several persons were down on the ground struggling with a pig that was
+squealing its last. I was paralyzed with horror. As soon as I
+recovered control of myself I took to my heels, running down the
+street, through the town gate, and out to the "Vineyard," a favorite
+resort of the Ruppiners. But before I had finally reached that place I
+sat down on the top of a hummock to rest and catch my breath. I stayed
+away the whole forenoon. At dinner I was called upon to give an
+account of myself. "For heaven's sake, boy, where have you been so
+long?" I made a clean breast of the matter, saying that I had been put
+to flight by the spectacle down in the court and that half way to the
+"Vineyard" I had rested on a hummock and leaned my back against a
+crumbling pillar. "Why, there you sat in perfect composure on Gallows
+Hill," said my father, laughing. Feeling as though the noose were
+being laid about my neck, I begged permission to leave the table.
+
+It was also at this time that I entered the primary school, which was
+nothing unusual, inasmuch as I was going on seven years of age. I was
+quick to learn and made progress, but my mother considered it her duty
+to help me on, now and then, especially in reading, and so every
+afternoon I stood by her little sewing table and read to her all sorts
+of little stories out of the _Brandenburg Children's Friend_, a good
+book, but illustrated, alas, with frightful pictures. My performance
+was probably quite tolerable, for the ability to read and write
+well--by the way, a very important thing in life--is a sort of
+inheritance in the family. But my mother was not easy to satisfy;
+furthermore she acted on the assumption that recognition and praise
+spoil character, a point of view which even now I do not consider
+right. At the slightest mistake she brought into play the "quick hand"
+always at her service. But she displayed no temper in doing it; she
+was always merely proceeding in accordance with her principle,
+"anything but coddling." One blow too many could never do any harm
+and, if it turned out that I had really not deserved any particular
+one, it was reckoned as offsetting some of my naughty pranks that had
+happened to escape discovery. "Anything but coddling." That is indeed
+a very good principle, and I do not care to criticise it, in spite of
+the fact that its application did not help me, not even as a hardening
+process; but whatever one may think of it, my mother now and then
+carried her harsh treatment too far.
+
+I had long blond hair, less to my own delight than to my mother's; for
+to keep it in its would-be state of beauty I was subjected to the most
+interminable and occasionally the most painful combing ordeals,
+especially those with the fine comb. If I had been called upon at the
+time to name the medieval instruments of torture, the "fine comb"
+would have stood among those at the head of my list. Until the blood
+came there was no thought of stopping. The following day the scarcely
+healed spot was again scrutinized with suspicious eye, and thus one
+torture was followed by another. To be sure, if, as may be possible, I
+owe it to this procedure that I still have a fairly good head of hair,
+I did not suffer in vain, and I humbly apologize.
+
+This careful treatment of my scalp was accompanied by an equally
+painstaking treatment of my complexion, and this painful care also
+showed a tendency to apply too drastic remedies. If my skin was
+chapped by the east wind or the severe heat of the sun, my mother was
+immediately at hand with a slice of lemon as an unfailing remedy. And
+it always helped. Cold cream and such things would have been more to
+my fancy and would doubtless have accomplished the same end. But my
+mother showed the same relentlessness toward herself, and one who
+valiantly leads the way into the battle may properly command others to
+follow.
+
+During the time that we occupied the rented apartment I became seven
+years of age, just old enough to retain all sorts of things; and yet I
+remember exceedingly little from that period, in fact but two events.
+These I probably recall because a vivid color impression helped me to
+retain them. One of the events was a great fire, in which the barns
+outside the Eheinsberg Gate burned down. However, I must state in
+advance that it was not the burning of the barns that impressed itself
+upon my memory, but a scene that took place immediately before my
+eyes, one only incidentally occasioned by the fire, which I did not
+see at all. On that day my parents were at a small dinner party, clear
+at the other end of the city. When the company was suddenly apprised
+of the news that all the barns were on fire, my mother, who was a very
+nervous person, immediately felt certain that her children could not
+escape death in the flames, or were at least in grave danger of losing
+their lives. Being completely carried away by this idea she rushed
+from the table, down the long Frederick William street, and without
+hat or cloak, and with her hair half tumbled down in her mad chase,
+burst into our large front room and found us, snatched out of bed and
+wrapped in blankets, sitting around on cushions and footstools. On
+catching sight of us she screamed aloud for joy and then fell in a
+swoon. When, the next moment, various people, the landlord's family
+among others, came in with candles in their hands, the whole picture
+which the room presented received a dazzling light, especially the
+dark red brocade dress of my mother and the black hair that fell down
+over it, and this red and black with the flickering candles round
+about--all this I have retained to the present hour.
+
+The other picture, or let me say, rather, the second little occurrence
+that still lives in my memory, was entirely devoid of dramatic
+elements, but color again came to my assistance. This time it was
+yellow, instead of red. During the interim year my father made
+frequent journeys to Berlin. Once, say, in the month of November, the
+sunset colors were already gleaming through the trees on the city
+ramparts, as I stood down in our doorway watching my father as he put
+on his driving gloves with a certain aplomb and then suddenly sprang
+upon the front seat of his small calash. My mother was there also.
+"Really the boy might go along," said my father. I pricked up my ears,
+rejoiced in my little soul, which even then longed eagerly for
+anything a little out of the ordinary and likely to give me the
+shivers. My mother consented immediately, a thing which can be
+explained only on the assumption that she expected her darling child
+with the beautiful blond locks to make a good impression upon my
+grandfather, whose home was the goal of the journey. "Very well," she
+said, "take the boy along. But first I will put a warm coat on him."
+"Not necessary; I'll put him in the footbag." And, surely enough, I
+was hauled up into the carriage and put just as I was into the footbag
+lying on the front of the carriage, which was entirely open, with not
+even a leather apron stretched across it. If a stone got in our way or
+we received a jolt there was nothing to keep me from being thrown out.
+But this notion did not for a single moment disturb my pleasure. At a
+quick trot we rolled along through Alt-Ruppin toward Cremmen, and long
+before we reached this place, which was about half way along the
+journey, the stars came out and grew brighter and brighter and more
+and more sparkling. I gazed enraptured at this splendor and no sleep
+came to my eyes. Never since have I traveled with such delight; it
+seemed as though we were journeying to heaven. Toward eight o 'clock
+in the morning our carriage drove up before my grandfather's house.
+Let me here insert the remark that my grandfather, with the help of
+his three wives, whom he had married a number of years apart, had
+risen first from a drawing teacher to a private secretary, and then,
+what was still more significant, had recently advanced to the dignity
+of a well-to-do property owner in Berlin. To be sure, only in the
+Little Hamburg street. The art of living implied in this achievement
+was not transmitted to any of his sons or grandsons.
+
+We climbed the stairs and entered the door. Here we were greeted by a
+homely idyl. Pierre Barthélemy and his third wife--an excellent woman,
+whom I later learned to esteem very highly--were just sitting at
+breakfast. Everything looked very cozy. On the table was a service of
+Dresden china, and among the cups and pitchers I noticed a neat blue
+and white figured open-work bread basket with Berlin milk rolls in it.
+The rolls then were different from now, much larger and circular in
+shape, baked a light brown and yet crisp. Over the sofa hung a large
+oil portrait of my grandfather, just recently painted, by Professor
+Wachs. It was very good and full of life, but I should have forgotten
+the expressive face and perhaps the whole scene of the visit, if it
+had not been for the black and sulphur-yellow striped vest, which
+Pierre Barthélemy, as I was later informed, regularly wore, and which,
+in consequence, occupied a considerable portion of the picture hanging
+above his head.
+
+It goes without saying that we shared in the breakfast, and the
+grandparents, well-bred people that they were, did not show so very
+plainly that, on the whole, the visit, with its to-be-expected
+business negotiations, was for them in reality a disturbance. True,
+there was all day long not a sign of tenderness toward me, so that I
+was heartily glad when we started back home in the evening. Not until
+a great deal later was I able to see that the coolness with which I
+was received was not meant for poor little me, but, as already
+indicated, for my father. I merely had to suffer with him. To such an
+extremely solid character as my grandfather the self-assured,
+man-of-the-world tone of his son, who by a clever business stroke had
+acquired a feeling of independence and comfortable circumstances, was
+so disagreeable and oppressive, that my blond locks, on whose
+impression my mother had counted with such certainty, failed utterly
+to exert their charm.
+
+I have already remarked that such excursions to Berlin occurred
+frequently in those days, but still more frequent were journeys into
+the provinces, because it was incumbent upon my father to look about
+for a new apothecary's shop to buy. If he had had his way about it he
+doubtless would never have changed this state of affairs and would
+have declared the interim permanent. For, whereas his passion for
+gaming was in reality forced upon him by his need to kill time, he had
+by nature a genuine passion for his horse and carriage, and to drive
+around in the world the whole of life in search of an apothecary's
+shop, without being able to find one, would have been, I presume, just
+the ideal occupation for him. But he saw that it was out of the
+question; a few years of travel would have consumed his means. So he
+only took great care to guard against too hasty purchases, and that
+answered the same purpose. The more critically he proceeded the longer
+he could continue his journeys and provide new quarters every evening
+for his beloved white horse, which, by the way, was a charming animal.
+I say "his white horse," for he was more concerned about good quarters
+for the horse than for himself. And so, for three-fourths of a year,
+till Christmas, 1826, he was on the road a great deal, not to say
+most, of the time, covering, to be sure, quite an extensive territory,
+which, beside the Province of Brandenburg, included Saxony, Thuringia,
+and finally Pomerania.
+
+In later life this period of travel was a favorite topic of
+conversation with my father, and likewise with my mother, who
+ordinarily assumed a rather indifferent attitude toward the favorite
+themes of my father. That she made an exception in this case was due
+in part to the fact that during his journeyings my father had written
+to his young wife many "love letters," which as letters it was my
+mother's chief delight to ridicule, so long as she lived. "For I would
+have you know, children," she was wont to say, "I still have your
+father's love letters; one always keeps such charming things. One of
+these I even know by heart, at least the beginning. The letter came
+from Eisleben, and in it your father wrote to me: 'I arrived here this
+afternoon and have found very good quarters. Also for the horse, whose
+neck and shoulders are somewhat galled. However, I will not write you
+today about that, but about the fact that this is the place where
+Martin Luther was born on the 10th of November, 1483, nine years
+before the discovery of America.' There you have your father as a
+lover. You see, he would have been qualified to publish a _Letter
+Writer_."
+
+All this was said by my mother not only with considerable seriousness,
+but also, unfortunately, with bitterness. It always grieved her that
+my father, much as he loved her, had never shown the slightest
+familiarity with the ways of tenderness.
+
+The travels, which were kept up for nine months, were finally directed
+eastward toward the mouth of the Oder. Shortly before Christmas my
+father set out by stage coach, to save his horse from the hardships of
+winter travel, and when he arrived in Swinemünde the thermometer stood
+at 15° below zero, Fahrenheit. The cognac in his bottle was frozen to
+a lump of ice. He was so much the more warmly received by the widow
+Geisler, who, inasmuch as her husband had died the previous year,
+desired to sell her apothecary's shop as quickly as possible. And the
+sale was made. In the letter announcing the conclusion of the
+transaction was this passage: "We now have a new home in the province
+of Pomerania, Pomerania, of which false notions are frequently held;
+for it is really a splendid province and much richer than the Mark.
+And where the people are rich is the best place to live. Swinemünde
+itself is, to be sure, unpaved, but sand is better than bad pavement,
+where the horses are always having something the matter with their
+insteps. Unfortunately the transfer is not to be made for six months,
+which I regret. But I must be doing something again, must have an
+occupation once more."
+
+Three days after the arrival of this letter he was home again himself.
+We were dragged out of bed, heavy with sleep, and called upon to
+rejoice that we were to go to Swinemünde.
+
+To me the word represented but a strange sound....
+
+When we arrived in Swinemünde, in the summer of 1827, it seemed an
+ugly hole, and yet, on the other hand, a place of very rare charm,
+for, in spite of the dullness of the majority of its streets, it had
+that peculiar liveliness that commerce and navigation produce. It
+depended altogether upon what part of the city one chose as a point of
+observation, whether one's judgment was one thing or its opposite,
+favorable or unfavorable. If one chose the Church Square, surrounded
+by houses, among which was our apothecary's shop, one could find
+little of good to say, although the chief street ran past there. But
+if one forsook the inner city and went down to the "River," as the
+Swine was regularly called, his hitherto unfavorable opinion was
+converted into its opposite. Here ran along the river, for nearly a
+mile, the "Bulwark," as poetic a riverside street as one could
+imagine. The very fact that here everything was kept to medium
+proportions, and there was nowhere anything to recall the grandeur of
+the really great commercial centres, these very medium dimensions gave
+everything an exceedingly attractive appearance, to which only a
+hypochondriac, or a person wholly unappreciative of the charms of form
+and color, could fail to respond. To be sure, this "Bulwark" street
+was not everywhere the same, indeed some parts of it left much to be
+desired, especially those up the river; but from the cross street
+which began at the corner of our house and led off at right angles
+one could find refreshment of spirit in the pictures that presented
+themselves, step by step, as one followed the course of the river.
+Here ran out from the sloping bank into the river a number of board
+rafts, some smaller, some larger, floating benches upon which, from
+early morning on, one saw maids at work washing clothes, always in
+cheerful conversation with one another, or with the sailors who leaned
+lazily over the street wall watching them. These rafts, which with the
+figures upon them produced a most picturesque effect, were called
+"clappers," and were used, especially by strangers and summer guests,
+for orientation and description of location. E.g. "He lives down by
+Klempin's clapper," or "opposite Jahnke's clapper." Between the rafts
+or wash benches were regular spaces devoted to piers, and here the
+majority of the ships were moored, in the winter often three or four
+rows. The crews were on shore at this time, and the only evidence that
+the vessels were not wholly unguarded was a column of smoke rising
+from the kitchen stovepipes, or, more often, a spitz-dog sitting on a
+mound of sailcloth, if not on the top of his kennel, and barking at
+the passersby. Then in the spring, when the Swine was again free from
+ice, everything began at once, as though by magic, to show signs of
+life, and the activity along the river indicated that the time for
+sailing was again near. Then the ships' hulls were laid on their
+sides, the better to examine them for possible injuries, and if any
+were found, one could see the following day, at corresponding places
+along the wharf, little fires made of chips of wood and raveled-out
+bits of old hawsers, and over them tar was simmering in three-legged
+iron pots. Beside these lay whole piles of oakum. And now the process
+of calking began. Then, as noon approached, another pot, filled with
+potatoes and bacon, was shoved into the fire, and many, many a time,
+as I passed by here on my way, at this hour, I eagerly inhaled the
+appetizing vapors, not in the least disturbed by the admixture of
+pitch. Even in my old age I am still fond of regaling myself, or at
+least my nerves, with the bitumen smoke that floats through our Berlin
+streets, when they are being newly asphalted.
+
+In the spring and summer time activity was also resumed by the English
+steam dredger, which lay in the middle of the river, and upon which it
+was incumbent to clear the channel. The quantities of earth and slime
+drawn up from the bottom were emptied at a shallow place in the river
+and piled up so as to cause a little artificial island to come into
+existence. A few years later this island was covered with a rank
+growth of reeds and sedges, and in all probability it now supports
+houses and establishments of the marine station, as evidence to all
+those who saw the first third of the century, that times have changed
+and we have been growing as a world power.
+
+For half an hour at a time, when possible, I watched the work of the
+English dredger, whose engineer, an old Scotchman by the name of
+Macdonald, was a special friend of mine. Who could have told then
+that, a generation later, I should make a tour of his Scottish clan
+and, under the guidance of a Maedonald, should visit the spot on the
+island of Icolmkill, where, according to an old fiction, King Macbeth
+lies buried.
+
+I watched also, with as much interest as the dredging, the mooring of
+ships, when they came home from long voyages, some of them, such as
+the Queen Luise, a marine trading vessel, from their voyages around
+the world, which signified something in those days. My main vessel,
+however, was the Mentor, which was said to have won the victory in a
+fight with Chinese pirates. The pirates carried a long-barreled bronze
+cannon which shot better than the rough cast-iron cannons of which the
+Mentor had a few on board. Besides, the pirate boat was much swifter,
+so that our Swinemünde trader soon found itself in a bad position. But
+the captain was equal to the emergency. He had all his heavy cannons
+moved to one side of the ship, then purposely moderated his speed, in
+order to make it easier for his pursuers to catch up with him. And now
+their boat was really alongside, and the pirates were already
+preparing to climb over the side of the ship, when the captain of the
+Mentor gave the preconcerted signal and the cannons rolled with all
+force and swiftness from the one side of the ship to the other and the
+weight of the heavy guns, carrying the thin wall before them, crushed
+to pieces the boat lying below, already certain of victory, so that
+every soul on board was lost.
+
+Such stories were always in the air and were associated, not only with
+the ships lying along the "Bulwark," but occasionally also with the
+houses on the opposite side. Further down the river both the houses
+and the stories lost their charm, until, at the very end of the city,
+one came to a large building standing back from the street, which
+again aroused interest. This was the recently erected "Society House,"
+the meeting place not only for the summer bathers, but also, during
+the season, for the leading people of the city, of whom no one,
+perhaps, was more often seen there than my father. To be sure, his
+frequent visits were really not made on account of the "Society House"
+itself, least of all on account of the concerts and theatrical
+performances given in it, to say nothing of the occasional balls,--no,
+what attracted him and took him out there now and then even £or his
+morning glass, was a pavilion standing close by the "Society House,"
+in which a major with a historical name and most affable manners,
+dressed in a faultless blue frock coat with gold buttons, kept the
+bank. This was only too often the resort of my father, who, when he
+had lost a considerable sum and had correspondingly enriched the pot
+of the bank keeper, instead of being out of sorts over it, simply drew
+the inference that the keeping of the bank was a business that
+produced sure gain, and the old major with the high white neckcloth
+and the diamond pin was an extremely enviable man and, above all, one
+very worthy of emulation. In such a career one got something out of
+life. My father expressed such opinions, too, when he came home and
+sat down late to dinner. This he did once in the presence of a
+recently married sister of my mother, who was visiting in our home
+during the bathing season.
+
+"But you are not going to-do that," she replied to his remarks.
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Because there is no honor in it."
+
+"Hm, honor," he ejaculated, and began to drum upon the table with his
+fingers; but, not having the courage to argue the question, he merely
+turned his face away and left the table.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The city was very ugly and very handsome, and an equal contrast was,
+to be observed in its inhabitants, at least with respect to their
+moral qualities. Here, as in all seaports, there was a broad stratum
+of human beings day in and day out under the influence of rum and
+arrack, and they composed the main body of the population; but there
+was also, as is quite general in seaports, a society of a materially
+higher type spiritually, which overshadowed by far what one usually
+met with in those days in the small cities of the inland provinces,
+especially the Mark of Brandenburg, where the narrowest philistinism
+held sway. That these inhabitants were so thoroughly free from
+narrow-mindedness was without doubt due to a variety of causes, but
+chiefly, perhaps, to the fact that the whole population was of a
+pronounced international character. In the villages of the environs
+there still lived presumably a certain number of the descendants of
+the Wendic Pomeranian: aborigines of the days of Julin and Vineta. In
+Swinemünde itself, especially in the upper stratum of society, there
+was such a confusion of races that one came in contact with
+representatives from all the nations of Northern Europe, Swedes,
+Danes, Dutchmen, and Scotchmen, who had settled here at one time or
+another, most of them, no doubt, at the beginning of the century, the
+period when the hitherto unimportant city first began to grow and
+prosper.
+
+The number of inhabitants, at the time of our arrival, was about four
+thousand, of whom hardly a tenth were citizens of the city, and a
+still very much smaller fraction entered into consideration socially.
+What could be called, with more or less justice, the society of the
+city was composed of not more than twenty families. These twenty
+families, together with a few of the nobility, who came in from the
+country to spend the winter, formed a private club, with headquarters
+in the Olthoff Hall, and the club's membership was further enlarged,
+as was the society of the city in general, by the dependents, or
+retinue, of a few of the richest and most respected houses. These
+protégés, half of them poor relatives, half bankrupt merchants,
+were not always invited, but were, on all important convivial
+occasions, designed to produce a deep impression, and their function
+then was to submit to what the Englishmen call practical jokes,
+during the second half of the banquet, the first half being, as a
+usual thing, conspicuous for the remarkably proper conduct of the
+company. When the time arrived for this part of the program all
+bonds of pious awe were loosed and they proceeded with most daring
+experiments, which my pen hesitates to record. On one occasion one of
+these unfortunates--unfortunate because poor and dependent--had to
+suffer a jaw tooth to be pulled out with the first pair of tongs that
+could be found; but it must not be inferred that those who undertook
+the operation were necessarily rough men. It was only a case where the
+socially arrogant, who made themselves so generally conspicuous in
+those days, especially under the stimulation of wine, did not hesitate
+to take such liberties. In rich aristocratic houses in the country
+they occasionally went to even greater extremes....
+
+How did we live at our house? On the whole, well, far beyond our
+station and our means. So far as the culinary department was
+concerned, there were, to be sure, occasional strange periods; for
+example, in the summer time, when, on account of the superabundant
+yield of milk, the star of milk soup reigned supreme. Then everybody
+struck, feigning lack of appetite.
+
+But these were only exceptional conditions, of short duration.
+Ordinarily we were well and very sensibly fed, a thing which we owed
+less to our mother than to our housekeeper, a Miss Schröder. Before
+going any further I must tell about her. When we reached Swinemünde my
+mother was still in Berlin taking treatment for her nerves, so that my
+father was immediately confronted with the question, who should manage
+the household in the interim. There were no local newspapers, so he
+had to inquire around orally. After a few days a letter was brought by
+messenger from the head forester's lodge at Pudagla, inquiring whether
+the head forester's sister might offer us her services. She had
+learned housekeeping in her brother's home. My father answered
+immediately in the affirmative and for two days rejoiced in the
+thought of being able to take into his home as housekeeper a sister of
+a head forester, and from Pudagla, to boot. That afforded relief; he
+felt honored. On the third day the Schröder girl drove up to our house
+and was received by my father. He declared later that he had kept his
+countenance, but I am not quite sure of it, in spite of the
+possibility that his good heart and his politeness may have made the
+victory over himself easier. The good Schröder girl, be it said, was a
+pendant to the "princess with the death's head," who came to notice in
+Berlin at about this time. What had caused the misfortune of the
+latter (who was restored to her original appearance by Dieffenbach, by
+a plastic surgical treatment, since become famous), I do not know. In
+the case of the Schröder girl, however, it was the smallpox. Now what
+is smallpox? Everybody has seen persons who have been afflicted with
+smallpox, and has considered the expression, "the devil has threshed
+peas on his or her face," more or less apt. At least the expression
+has become proverbial. In this case, however, the proverbial phrase,
+if applied, would have been mere glossing over, for the Schröder girl
+had, not pits the size of peas, but scars half as broad as your hand,
+a spectacle, the like of which I have never again encountered. Yet, as
+already said, a contract was entered into, and a happier one was never
+closed. The Schröder girl was a treasure, and when my mother came home
+six weeks later she said: "You did well to take her, Louis; disfigured
+as she is, her eyes have been spared, and they tell one that she is
+faithful and reliable. And she is safe from love affairs, and we with
+her. With her we shall have only pleasant experiences."
+
+And so it proved. So long as we remained in Swinemünde the Schröder
+girl remained in our house, loved and respected by old and young, not
+least of all by my father, who gave her particular credit for her
+sense of justice and her candor, in spite of the fact that he
+occasionally had to suffer severely because of these two qualities.
+She was always waging war against him. In the first place, out of love
+for my mother, for whom she came to be an eloquent advocate, in spite
+of the fact that my mother was thoroughly able to defend herself, in
+accordance with her maxim, "The best defense is a blow." In the second
+place, she was the mistress of the pantry, which was intrusted to her
+with most plenary powers, and my father was always undertaking
+pillaging expeditions against it, not only to satisfy his own personal
+wants, which she might have tolerated, even though he was capable of
+consuming half a veal roast for his breakfast, without thinking
+anything about it; but she objected strenuously to his raids for the
+benefit of his pet chickens, dogs, and cats. We had two cats, Peter
+and Petrine. Peter, also called Peter the Great, who might have been
+mistaken for a young jaguar, was his special pet, and when this
+beautiful animal followed him, purring, into the pantry, and he always
+followed, there was no end to the dainty morsels given him. The best
+was none too good. This wanton waste made the Schröder girl, faithful
+soul that she was, fly into a rage, for she often saw her plans for
+dinner completely upset.
+
+In the house she was indeed a treasure, but for us children,
+especially me, she was even more than that, she was a real blessing.
+The training we received from our parents advanced by fits and starts;
+sometimes there was training and again there was none, and never any
+thought of continuity. But the Schröder girl supplied the continuity.
+She had no favorites, never allowed herself to be outwitted, and knew
+just how to handle each one of us. As for me, she knew that I was
+good-natured, but sensitive, proud, and under the control of a certain
+degree of megalomania. These bad inclinations she wished to hold in
+check, and so said to me times without number: "Yes, you think you are
+a marvelous fellow, but you are only a childish boy, just like the
+rest of them, only at times a bit worse. You always want to play the
+young gentleman, but young gentlemen don't lick honey from their
+plates, or at least don't deny it if they have done so, in fact they
+never tell lies. Not long ago I heard you prating about honor, but I
+want to tell you, _that_ doesn't look to me like honor." She insisted
+upon truthfulness, treated boasting with fine ridicule, and was chary
+of compliments. But when she did praise it was effective. She did me
+many a good turn, and not until late in life, when I was past fifty,
+did I meet another woman, this time an elderly lady, who exerted such
+an educational influence upon me. Even now I am still taking lessons
+and learn from people who are young enough to be my grandchildren.
+
+Thus much about the good Schröder girl, and after this digression in
+memory of her I ask once more: "Well, how did we live?" I propose to
+show how we lived, by means of a series of pictures, and in order to
+introduce order and clarity into the description it will be well to
+divide our life as we lived it into two halves, a summer life and a
+winter life.
+
+First, then, there was the summer life. About the middle of June we
+regularly had the house full of visitors; for my mother, in accordance
+with the old custom, still kept in touch with her relatives, a trait
+which we children only very imperfectly inherited from her. But let it
+be understood, she kept in touch with her relatives, not to derive
+advantages from them, but to bestow advantages. She was incredibly
+generous, and there were times when we, after we had grown up, asked
+ourselves the question, which passion really threatened us most, the
+gaming passion of our father, or the giving and presenting passion of
+our mother. But we finally discovered the answer to the question. What
+our father did was simply money thrown away, whereas the excessive
+amounts given away by our mother were always unselfishly given and
+carried with them a quiet blessing. No doubt a certain desire to be,
+so far as possible, a _grande dame_, if only in a very small degree,
+had something to do with it, but then all our doings show some
+elements of human weakness. Later in life, when we talked with her
+about these things, she said: "Certainly, I might have refrained from
+doing many things. We spent far more than our income. But I said to
+myself: 'What there is will be spent anyhow, and so it is better for
+it to go my way than the other.'"
+
+These summer months, from the middle of June on, were often made
+especially charming by the numbers of visitors in our home, mostly
+young women relatives from Berlin, who were both cheerful and
+talkative. The household was then completely changed, for weeks at a
+time, and, the hatchet being temporarily buried, merriment and playing
+of sly tricks, with occasional boisterous pranks, became the order of
+the day. The most brilliant performer in the fun-making competitions
+that frequently arose was always my father himself. He was, as
+handsome men often are, the absolute opposite of Don Juan, and proud
+of his virtue. But by as much as he was unlike Don Juan, he was
+charming as a Gascon, when it came to a spirited discussion of pert
+and often most daring themes, with young ladies, of whom he made but
+one requirement, that they be handsome, otherwise it was not worth his
+while. I inherited from him this inclination to enter into subtle
+discussions with ladies, in a jesting tone; indeed I have ever carried
+this inclination over into my style of writing, and when I read
+corresponding scenes in my novels and short stories it once in awhile
+seems to me as though I heard my father speaking. Except with this
+difference, that I fall far short of his felicitousness, as people who
+had known him in his prime often told me, when he was over severity
+and I was correspondingly along in years. I have frequently been
+addressed in some such way as this: "Now see here, you do very well,
+when you have your good days, but you can't compete with your father."
+And that was certainly true. His small talk, born of bonhomie and at
+the same time enlivened with fantastic lawyerly artifice, was simply
+irresistible, even when dealing with business matters, in which as a
+rule heartiness has no place. And yet his remarks on money matters had
+a lasting effect, so that none of us children ever cherished the
+slightest feeling of bitterness on account of his most remarkable
+financial operations. My mother, however, was of too different a
+nature to be easily converted or carried away by his social graces.
+These matters were to her most repugnant when treated lightly and
+jestingly. "Whatever is serious is not funny, that's all." But she
+never disputed the fact that, as a happy humorist, he always succeeded
+in drawing people over to his side, though she never failed to add:
+"unfortunately."
+
+And now let us return to the summer visitors in our home. At times it
+was rather difficult to furnish continual rounds of entertainment for
+the young women, and would perhaps have proved impossible, if it had
+not been for the horses. Almost every afternoon, when the weather was
+good, the carriage drove up to our door, and such days during the
+bathing season, when we were often almost completely overwhelmed with
+visitors, were probably the only times when my mother, without in the
+least sacrificing her fundamental convictions, was temporarily
+reconciled to the existence of horse and carriage. Whoever knows
+Swinemünde, and there are many who do know the place, is aware of the
+fact that one is never embarrassed there for a beautiful spot to visit
+on afternoon drives, and even in those days this was as true as it is
+today. There was the trip along the beach to Heringsdorf, or, on the
+other side, out to the moles; but the most popular drives, because
+they afforded protection from the sun, were those back into the
+country, either through the dense beech forest toward Corswant, or
+better still to the village of Camminke, situated near the Haff of
+Stettin and the Golm (mountain). There was a much frequented
+skittle-alley there, where women played as well as men. I myself liked
+to stand by the splintery lath trough, in which the skittle-boy rolled
+back the balls. My only reason for choosing this position was because
+I had heard a short time before that one of the players at this very
+alley, in catching a ball as it rolled to him, had run a long lath
+splinter under the nail of his index finger. That had made such an
+impression on me that I always stood there shuddering for fear of a
+repetition of the accident, which fortunately did not occur. When I
+finally grew tired of waiting I stepped through a lattice gate, always
+hanging aslant and always creaky, into a garden plot running along
+close by the skittle-alley and parallel with it. It was a genuine
+peasant's garden, with touch-me-nots and mignonette in bloom, and in
+one place the mallows grew so tall that they formed a lane. Then when
+the sun went down behind the forest the Golm, which lay to the west,
+was bathed in red light, and the metal ball on its tall pillar looked
+down, like a sphere of gold, upon the village and the skittle-garden.
+Myriads of mosquitoes hung in the air, and the bumble bees flew back
+and forth between the box-edged beds.
+
+Our visitors usually left at the beginning of August, and when
+September came the last of the hotel guests departed from the city.
+If anybody chose to remain longer it was inconvenient for the
+landlords, in which connection the following scene occurred. A man, a
+Berliner of course, on returning to his hotel, after accompanying some
+departing friends to their steamer, sat down leisurely by his host and
+hostess, rubbed his hands together, and said: "Well, Hoppensack, at
+last the Berliners are all gone, or at least nearly all of them; now
+we shall have a good time, now it will be cozy." He expected, of
+course, that the host and hostess would agree with him most heartily.
+But instead of that he found himself looking into long faces. Finally
+he screwed up his courage and asked why they were so indifferent.
+"Why, good heavens, Mr. Schünemann," said Hoppensack, "a recorder and
+his wife came to us the last of May and now it is almost the middle of
+September. We want to be alone again, you see." As Mrs. Hoppensack
+nodded approvingly, there was nothing left for Schünemann to do but to
+depart himself the next day.
+
+Not long after the last summer guests had gone the equinoctial storms
+set in, and, if it was a bad year, they lasted on into November. First
+the chestnuts fell, then the tiles rattled down from the roof, and
+from the eaves-troughs, always placed with their outlets close by
+bedroom windows, the rain splashed noisily down into the yard. In the
+course of time, scattered clouds sailed across the clearing sky and
+the air turned cold. Everybody felt the chilliness, and all day long
+there was an old woodchopper at work in the shed. My father would
+often go down to see him, take the ax and split wood for him a
+half-hour at a time.
+
+Social activities were at a standstill during these late autumn days.
+People were recovering from the strain of the summer season and
+storing up strength for winter entertainments. Before these began
+there was an interregnum of several weeks, the slaughtering and baking
+times, the latter coinciding with the Christmas period. First came
+the slaughtering of geese. A regular household without a goose-killing
+time could hardly have been thought of. Many things had to be taken
+into account. First of all, perhaps, were the feathers to make new
+beds, which were always needed for guest chambers; but the chief
+concern were the smoked goose-breasts, almost as important articles as
+the hams and sides of bacon hanging in the chimney. Shortly before St.
+Martin's day, if enough geese had been collected to supply the needs,
+they were penned up for fattening, in the court, which gave rise to a
+horrible cackling, well calculated to rob us of our night's rest for a
+whole week. But a day was straightway set for the beginning of the
+feast, about the middle of November. In the court, in a lean-to built
+near the end of the house, and, strange to say, with a dove-cote over
+it, was the servants' room, in which, beside the cook, two house-maids
+slept, provided always they did any sleeping. The coachman was
+supposed, according to a rule of the house, to occupy the straw-loft,
+but was happy to forego the independence of these quarters, which went
+with his position, preferring by his presence to crowd still worse the
+already crowded space of the servants' room, in full accord with
+Schiller's lines,
+
+
+ "Room is in the smallest hovel
+ For a happy, loving pair."
+
+
+But when goose-killing time came it meant a very considerable further
+overcrowding, for on the evening that the massacring was to begin
+there was added to the number of persons usually quartered in the
+servants' room a special force of old women, four or five in number,
+who at other times earned a living at washing or weeding.
+
+Then the sacrificial festivities began, always late in the evening.
+Through the wide-open door--open, because otherwise it would not have
+been possible to endure the stifling air--the stars shone into the
+smoky room, which was dimly lighted by a tallow candle, with always a
+thief in the candle. Near the door stood in a semi-circle the five
+slaughter priestesses, each with a goose between her knees, and as
+they bored holes through the skullcaps of the poor fowls, with sharp
+kitchen knives--a procedure, the necessity of which I have never
+understood--they sang all sorts of folk-songs, the text of which
+formed a strange contrast, as well to the murderous act as to the
+mournful melody. At least one had to suppose this to be the case, for
+the maids, who sat on the edge of the bed with their guest from the
+straw-loft between them, followed the folksongs with never-ending
+merriment, and at the passages that sounded specially mournful they
+even burst into cheers. Both my parents were morally strict, and they
+often discussed the question, whether there were not some way to put a
+stop to this insolent conduct, but they finally gave it up. My father
+had a lurking suspicion that such a custom had existed in antiquity,
+and, after he-had looked the matter up, said: "It is a repetition of
+ancient conditions, the Roman saturnalia, or, what amounts to the same
+thing, a case where the servants temporarily lord it over the
+so-called lords." When he had thus classified the occurrence
+historically he was satisfied, the more so as the maids always amused
+him the following morning by lowering their eyes in a most unusually
+modest fashion. Then he would make fantastically extravagant remarks,
+as though _Gil Blas_ had been his favorite book. That was not the
+case, however. He read Walter Scott exclusively, for which I am
+grateful to him even to this day, since, even then, a few crumbs fell
+from his table for me. His favorite among all the works was _Quintin
+Durward_, probably on account of its French subject.
+
+I have here further to add that the terrors of this goose-killing time
+were by no means ended with the slaughter night and the mournful
+melodies. On the contrary, they lasted at least three or four days
+longer, for the slaughtering time was also the time when the giblets
+dressed with goose-blood were served daily at our table, a dish which,
+according to the Pomeranian view, stands unrivaled in the realm of
+cookery. Furthermore my father considered it his duty to support the
+view peculiar to this region, and, when the great steaming platter
+appeared, would say: "Ah, that is fine! Just eat some of this; it is
+the black soup of the Spartans, full of strength and stamina." But I
+observed that he, along with the rest of us, picked out the dried
+fruit and almond dumplings, leaving the nourishing gravy for the
+servants outside, above all for the slaughtering and mourning women,
+who by their boring operations had established the most legitimate
+claim to it.
+
+About a fortnight later came the pig-killing, toward which my feeling
+remained exactly the same as on that occasion when, hardly seven
+years of age, I had fled from the city toward Alt-Ruppin, in
+order to escape, not only the spectacle, but a whole gamut of
+ear-and-heart-rending sounds. But I had meanwhile grown out of
+childhood into boyhood, and a boy, whether he will or no, feels
+honor-bound manfully to take everything that comes along, even if his
+own deepest nature revolts against it. That the prospect of rice
+pudding with raisins in it was a contributing factor in this comedy of
+bravery, I am unable to say, for fond as I am of good things to eat, I
+was always, during the weeks just preceding Christmas, half upset by
+the smell of hot grease that drifted through the house. At least I
+never had what could be called a really good appetite during this
+period, despite the fact that it would have been particularly worth
+while just then. Especially would such have been the case when, as
+usually happened about the first of December, a stag was sent in from
+the chief forester's and was hung up, eviscerated, as game usually is,
+against the gable end of the servants' house. Day after day the cook
+would go to this horrible gable ornament and cut out, first the
+haunch, then the shoulders and legs, with the result that we always
+heaved a sigh of relief when the glory of this venison was a thing of
+the past.
+
+A far happier time was the baking week, which began with spice-nuts
+and sugar cookies, and ended with bretzels, wreath-cakes, and cakes
+baked on tins. Not only were we admitted to the bakeroom, where there
+was a most alluring odor of bitter almonds and grated lemons; we also
+received, as a foretaste of Christmas, a bountiful supply of little
+cake-rolls, baked especially for us children. "I know," said my
+mother, "that the children will upset their stomachs eating them, but
+even that is better than that they should be restricted to too low a
+diet. They shall have joyful holiday feeling during all these days,
+and nothing can give it to them better than holiday cakes." There is
+something in that view, and it may be absolutely right if the children
+are thoroughly robust. But we were not so robust that the principle
+could be applied to us without modification. And so, about Christmas
+time, I was always much given to crying.
+
+On New Year's Eve there was a club ball, which I, being the oldest
+child, was allowed to witness. I took my position in one corner of the
+hall and looked on with vacillating feelings. When the dancing couples
+whirled past me I was happy, on the one hand, because I was permitted
+to stand there as a sort of guest and share in the pleasure with my
+eyes, and yet, on the other hand, I was unhappy, because I was merely
+an onlooker instead of a participator in the dance. My personal
+insignificance weighed heavy upon me, doubly heavy because of the
+gastric condition I was regularly in at this reason, and it continued
+so until the nightwatchman, wrapped in his long blue cloak, came into
+the hall at midnight and, after blowing a preliminary signal on his
+horn, wished everybody a happy New Year. Then, as if by magic, my
+feeling of sentimentality vanished entirely, and I was carried away by
+the comic grotesqueness of the scene, and soon regained my freedom and
+buoyancy of spirit.
+
+Just about this time social activities began, taking the form of a
+series of weekly feasts, many of which resembled that of Belshazzar,
+in so far as a spirit hand was at the very time writing the bankruptcy
+of the host upon the wall. However, my knowledge of the details of
+these feasts was derived only from hearsay. But any special banquets,
+whether great or small, that fell to the lot of our own house I saw
+with my own eyes and it is about these that I now propose to tell.
+
+When it came our turn to entertain, the whole house was pervaded with
+a feeling of solemnity, which had a certain similarity to the feeling
+at the time of a wedding. Furthermore, a parallel to the tripartite
+division into wedding-eve celebration, wedding day, and the day after,
+appeared in the form of preparation day, real feast-day, and eating of
+the remnants. Which of these three days deserved the prize may remain
+an open question, but I am inclined to believe I liked the first the
+best. To be sure, it was unepicurean and called for much
+self-restraint, but it was rich in anticipation of glorious things to
+come.
+
+On this day of preparation the widow Gaster, a celebrated cook, came
+to our house, as she did to all other houses on similar occasions. Her
+personal appearance united complacence with dignity, and by virtue of
+this latter quality she was received with respect and unlimited
+confidence. Because of a dislike, easily understood, for all the
+things she had to prepare day in and day out, especially sweets, she
+lived-almost exclusively on red wine, deriving the little other
+sustenance she needed from the vapors of hot grease, with which she
+was continually surrounded. Her arrival at our house was always a
+signal for me to plant myself near the kitchen, where everything that
+took place could be observed and, incidentally, admired. It was always
+her first task to bake a tree-cake on a spit. She kept a record of all
+the tree-cakes she baked, and when the number reached a thousand the
+housewives of Swinemünde gave her a well-deserved feast in celebration
+of the achievement. To be sure, tree-cakes are to be had even today,
+but they are degenerations, weak, spongy, and pale-cheeked, whereas in
+those days they had a happy firmness, which in the most successful
+specimens rose to crispness, accompanied by a scale of colors running
+from the darkest ocher to the brightest yellow. It always gave me
+great pleasure to watch a tree-cake come into being. Toward the back
+wall of a huge fireplace stood a low half-dome, built of bricks, the
+top projecting forward like a roof, the bottom slanting toward the
+back. Along this slanting part was built a narrow charcoal fire about
+four feet long and by it were placed two small iron supports, upon
+which a roasting spit was laid, with a contrivance for turning it.
+However, the spit resting upon the supports proved to be something
+more than a mere rod. In fact the spit itself was run lengthwise
+through a hollow wooden cone, which had a covering of greased paper
+over its outer surface, and the purpose of which was to form a core
+for the tree-cake. Then, with a tin spoon fastened upon a long stick,
+the cook began to pour on a thin batter, which at first dripped off in
+a way that made the method of application appear futile, and this
+continued for a considerable length of time. But from the moment that
+the batter became more consistent, and the dripping slower, hope began
+to revive, and in a few hours the splendidly browned and copiously
+jagged tree-cake was taken off the wooden cone. All this had a
+symbolical significance. The successful completion of this _pièce de
+résistance_ inspired confidence in the success of the feast itself.
+The tree-cake cast the horoscope, so to speak, of the whole affair.
+
+I shall pass over the kitchen activities on the day of the
+entertainment and describe instead the feast itself. Along extension
+table was moved into my mother's parlor--the only room available for
+the purpose--and soon stood well set in front of the moire sofa with
+the three hundred silver studs. The guests were not seated at the
+table till the candles were lit. The man who presided over the banquet
+always sat with his back toward the Schinkel mirror, whereas all the
+other guests could, with little or no inconvenience, observe
+themselves in the glass.
+
+So far as I can recall they were always gentlemen's dinner parties,
+with twelve or fourteen persons, and only on rare occasions did my
+mother appear at the table, then usually accompanied by her sister,
+who often visited us for months at a time in the winter season and was
+in those days still very young and handsome. It was always a specially
+difficult matter to assign her a suitable place, and only when old Mr.
+von Flemming and Privy Councillor Kind were present was she in any
+degree safe from extremely ardent attentions. It was almost impossible
+to protect her from such attentions. The men had respect for virtue,
+perhaps, though I have my doubts even about that, but virtuous airs
+were considered in bad taste, and where was the line to be drawn
+between reality and appearance? That the ladies retired from the table
+toward the end of the meal and appeared again only for a brief quarter
+of an hour to do the honors at coffee, goes without saying.
+
+I have spoken above of the culinary art of good Mrs. Gaster, but in
+spite of that art the bill of fare was really simple, especially in
+comparison with the luxury prevalent nowadays at dinner parties.
+Simple, I say, and yet stable. No man was willing to fall behind a set
+standard, nor did he care to go beyond it. The soup was followed by a
+fish course, and that, without fail, by French turnips and smoked
+goose-breast. Then came a huge roast, and finally a sweet dish, with
+fruits, spice-cakes, and Königsberg marchpane. An almost greater
+simplicity prevailed with respect to the wines. After the soup sherry
+was passed. Then a red wine of moderate price and moderate quality
+gained the ascendant and held sway till coffee was served. So the
+peculiar feature of these festivities did not lie in the materials
+consumed, but, strange to say, in a certain spiritual element, in the
+tone that prevailed. This varied considerably, when we take into
+account the beginning and the end. The beginning was marked by toasts
+in fine style, and occasionally, especially if the feast was at the
+same time a family party--a birthday celebration or something of the
+sort--there were even verses, which from the point of view of
+regularity of form and cleverness of ideas left nothing to be desired.
+Only recently I found among my father's papers some of these literary
+efforts and was astonished to see how good they were. Humor, wit, and
+playing on words were never lacking. There were special occasions when
+even deep emotion, was expressed and then those who were farthest from
+having a proper feeling, but nearest to a state of delirium, arose
+regularly from their seats and marched up to the speaker to embrace
+and kiss him. This kissing scene always denoted the beginning of the
+second half of the feast. The further the dinner advanced the freer
+became the conversation, and, when it had reached the stage where all
+feeling of restraint was cast aside, the most insolent and often the
+rudest badgering was indulged in, or, if for any reason this was not
+allowed, the company began to rally certain individuals, or, as we
+might say, began to poke fun at them. One of the choicest victims of
+this favorite occupation of the whole round table was my papa. It had
+long been known that when it was a question of conversation he had
+three hobbies, viz., personal ranks and decorations in the Prussian
+State, the population of all cities and hamlets according to the
+latest census, and the names and ducal titles of the French marshals,
+including an unlimited number of Napoleonic anecdotes, the latter
+usually in the original. Occasionally this original version was
+disputed from the point of view of sentence structure and grammar,
+whereupon my father, when driven into a corner, would reply with
+imperturbable repose: "My French feeling tells me that it must be
+thus, thus and not otherwise," a declaration which naturally served
+but to increase the hilarity.
+
+Yes, indeed, Napoleon and his marshals! My father's knowledge in this
+field was simply stupendous, and I wager there was not in that day a
+single historian, nor is there any now, who, so far as French war
+stories and personal anecdotes of the period from Marengo to Waterloo
+are concerned, would have been in any sense of the word qualified to
+enter into competition with him. Where he got all his material is an
+enigma to me. The only explanation I can offer is that he had in his
+memory a pigeonhole, into which fell naturally everything he found
+that appealed to his passion, in his constant reading of journals and
+miscellanies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When we had been safely lodged, at Midsummer, 1827, in the house with
+the gigantic roof and the wooden eavestrough, into which my father
+could easily lay his hand, this question immediately presented itself:
+"What is to become of the children now? To what school shall we send
+them?" If my mother had been there a solution of the problem would
+doubtless have been found, one that would have had due regard for what
+was befitting our station, at least, if not for what we should learn.
+But since my mama, as already stated, had remained in Berlin to
+receive treatment for her nerves, the decision rested with my father,
+and he settled the matter in short order, presumably after some such
+characteristic soliloquy as follows: "The city has only one school,
+the city school, and as the city school is the only one, it is
+consequently the best." No sooner thought than done. Before a week was
+passed I was a pupil of the city school. About the school I remember
+very little, only that there was a large room with a blackboard,
+stifling air in spite of the fact that the windows were always open,
+and an endless number of boys in baize and linen jackets, unkempt and
+barefoot, or in wooden shoes, which made a fearful noise. It was very
+sad. But even then, as unfortunately in later years, I had so few
+pleasing illusions about going to school that the conditions
+previously described to me did not appear specially dreadful when I
+became personally acquainted with them. I simply supposed that things
+had to be thus. But toward autumn, when my mother arrived on the scene
+and saw me coming home from school with the wooden-shoe boys, she was
+beside herself and cast an anxious glance at my hair, which she
+doubtless thought she could not well trust in such company. She then
+had one of her heart-to-heart talks with my father, who was probably
+told that he had again taken only himself into consideration. That
+same day my withdrawal from school was announced to Rector Beda, who
+lived diagonally across the street from us. He was not angry at the
+announcement, declared, on the contrary, to my mother that "he had
+really been surprised. * * *" Thus far all was well. Just criticism
+had been exercised and action had been taken in accord with it. But
+now that it was necessary to find something better to substitute for
+the school, even my mother was at her wits' end. Teachers seemed to
+be, or were in fact, lacking, and as it had been impossible in so
+short a time to establish relations to the good families of the city,
+it was decided for the present to let me grow up wild and calmly to
+wait till something turned up. But to prevent my lapsing into dense
+ignorance I was to read an hour daily to my mother and learn some
+Latin and French words from my father, in addition to geography and
+history.
+
+"Will you be equal to that, Louis?" my mother had asked.
+
+"Equal to? What do you mean by 'equal to?' Of course I am equal to it.
+Your same old lack of confidence in me."
+
+"Not twenty-four hours ago you yourself were full of doubt about it."
+
+"I presume the plan did not appeal to me then. But if it must be, I
+understand the Prussian pharmacopoeia as well as anybody, and in my
+parents' house French was spoken. As for the rest, to speak of it
+would be ridiculous. You know that in such things I am more than a
+match for ten graduates."
+
+As a matter of fact he really gave me lessons, which, I may say in
+advance, were kept up even after the need of them no longer existed,
+and, peculiar as these lessons were, I learned more from them than
+from many a famous teacher. My father picked out quite arbitrarily the
+things he had long known by heart or, perhaps, had just read the same
+day, and vitalized geography with history, always, of course, in such
+a way that in the end his favorite themes were given due prominence.
+For example:
+
+"Do you know about East and West Prussia?"
+
+"Yes, papa; that is the country after which Prussia is called Prussia
+and after which we are all called Prussians."
+
+"Very good, very good; a little too much Prussia, but that doesn't
+matter. And do you also know the capitals of the two provinces?"
+
+"Yes, papa; Königsberg and Danzig."
+
+"Very good. I myself have been in Danzig, and came near going to
+Königsberg, too, but something intervened. Have you ever heard
+perchance who it was that finally captured Danzig after the brave
+defense of our General Kalckreuth?"
+
+"No, papa."
+
+"Well, it is not to be expected. Very few people do know it, and the
+so-called higher educated never know it. Well, it was General Lefèvre,
+a man of rare bravery, upon whom Napoleon later bestowed the title of
+_Duc de Dantzic_, spelled with a final c, in which regard the
+languages differ. That was in the year 1807."
+
+"After the battle of Jena?"
+
+"Yes, it may be put that way; but only in the same sense as if you
+were to say, it was after the Seven Years' War."
+
+"I don't understand, papa."
+
+"Doesn't matter. I mean, Jena was too long ago. But one might say it
+was after the battle of Prussian Eylau, a fearfully bloody battle, in
+which the Russian Guard was almost annihilated, and in which Napoleon,
+before surrendering, said to his favorite Duroc: 'Duroc, today I have
+made the acquaintance of the sixth great power of Europe, _la boue_.'"
+
+"What does that mean?"
+
+"_La boue_ means the mud. But one can express it more strongly in
+German, and I am inclined to think that Napoleon, who, when he felt
+like it, had something cynical about him, really meant this stronger
+expression."
+
+"What is cynical?"
+
+"Cynical--hm, cynical--it is a word often used, and one might say,
+cynical is the same as rough or brutal. But I presume it may be
+defined more accurately. We will look it up later in the encyclopedia.
+It is well to be informed about such things, but one does not need to
+know everything on the spur of the moment."
+
+Such was the character of the geography lessons, always ending with
+historical anecdotes. But he preferred to begin at once with history,
+or what seemed to him history. And here I must mention his pronounced
+fondness for all the events and the persons concerned in them between
+the siege of Toulon and the imprisonment on the island of St. Helena.
+He was always reverting to these persons and things. I have elsewhere
+named his favorites, with Ney and Lannes at the head of the list, but
+in that enumeration I forgot to mention one man, who stood perhaps
+nearer to his heart than these, namely, Latour d'Auvergne, of whom he
+had told me any number of anecdotes back in our Ruppin days. These
+were now repeated. According to the new stories Latour d'Auvergne bore
+the title of the "First Grenadier of France," because in spite of his
+rank of general he always stood in the rank and file, next to the
+right file-leader of the Old Guard. Then when he fell, in the battle
+of Neuburg, Napoleon gave orders that the heart of the "First
+Grenadier" be placed in an urn and carried along with the troop, and
+that his name, Latour d'Auvergne, be regularly called at every
+roll-call, and the soldier serving as file-leader be instructed to
+answer in his stead and tell where he was. This was about what I had
+long ago learned by heart from my father's stories; but his fondness
+for this hero was so great that, whenever it was at all possible, he
+returned to him and asked the same questions. Or, to be more accurate,
+the same scene was enacted, for it was a scene.
+
+"Do you know Latour d'Auvergne?" he usually began.
+
+"Certainly. He was the First Grenadier of France."
+
+"Good. And do you also know how he was honored after he was dead?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"Then tell me how it was."
+
+"Very well; but you must first stand up, papa, and be file-leader, or
+I can't do it."
+
+Then he would actually rise from his seat on the sofa and in true
+military fashion take his position before me as file-leader of the Old
+Guard, while I myself, little stick-in-the-mud that I was, assumed the
+part of the roll-calling officer. Then I began to call the names:
+
+"Latour d'Auvergne!"
+
+"He is not here," answered my father in a basso profundo voice.
+
+"Where is he, pray?"
+
+"He died on the field of honor."
+
+Once in awhile my mother attended these peculiar lessons--the one
+about Latour, however, was never ventured in her presence--and she did
+not fail to give us to understand, by her looks, that she considered
+this whole method, which my father with an inimitable expression of
+countenance called his "Socratic method," exceedingly dubious. But
+she, by nature wholly conventional, not only in this particular, but
+in others, was absolutely wrong, for, to repeat, I owe in fact to
+these lessons, and the similar conversations growing out of them, all
+the best things, at least all the most practical things, I know. Of
+all that my father was able to teach me nothing has been forgotten and
+nothing has proved useless for my purposes. Not only have these
+stories been of hundredfold benefit to me socially throughout my long
+life, they have also, in my writing, been ever at hand as a Golden
+Treasury, and if I were asked, to what teacher I felt most deeply
+indebted, I should have to reply: to my father, my father, who knew
+nothing at all, so to speak, but, with his wealth of anecdotes picked
+up from newspapers and magazines, and covering every variety of theme,
+gave me infinitely more help than all my _Gymnasium_ and _Realschule_
+teachers put together. What information these men offered me, even if
+it was good, has been for the most part forgotten; but the stories of
+Ney and Rapp have remained fresh in my memory to the present hour.
+
+My father's method, which, much as I feel indebted to it, was after
+all somewhat peculiar and utterly devoid of logic and consistency,
+would in all probability have led to violent quarrels between my
+parents, if my critical mother, who saw only its weaknesses and none
+of its virtues, had attached any special significance to it in
+general. But that was not the case. She only felt that my father's way
+of teaching was totally different from the usual way, in that it would
+not lead to many practical results, i.e., would not give me much
+preparation for an examination, and in this respect she was perfectly
+right. However, as she herself attached so little value to knowledge
+in general, she contented herself with smiling at the "Socratic
+method," as she saw no reason for becoming seriously wrought up over
+it. According to her honest conviction there were other things in life
+of far greater importance than knowledge, to say nothing of erudition,
+and these other things were: a good appearance and good manners. That
+her children should all present a good appearance was with her an
+article of faith, so to speak, and she considered it a natural
+consequence of their good appearance that they either already had or
+would acquire good manners. So the only essential was to present a
+good appearance. Serious studies seemed to her not a help, but, on the
+contrary, a hindrance to happiness, that is to say, real happiness,
+which she looked upon as inseparable from money and property. A
+hundred-thousand-dollar man _was_ something, and she respected, even
+honored him, whereas chief judges and councillors of the chancery
+commanded very little respect from her, and would have commanded even
+less, if the State, which she did respect, had not stood behind them.
+She was incapable of bowing in good faith to any so-called spiritual
+authority, not because she cherished too exalted an opinion of
+herself--she was, on the contrary, entirely without vanity and
+arrogance--but solely because, constituted as she was, she could not
+recognize an authority of knowledge, much less of erudition, in a
+practical field of life--and with her the non-practical fields never
+entered into consideration.
+
+I still remember the time, some twenty years after the events just
+narrated, when my parents were thinking of separating and of
+eventually being divorced. A separation actually came about, the
+divorce idea was dropped. But the latter was for a time considered in
+all seriousness, and a friend of our family, Pastor Schultz, the then
+preacher at Bethany, who made a specialty of divorce questions--it was
+in the reign of Frederick William IV., when such problems were treated
+with revived dogmatic severity--Pastor Schultz, I say, opposed the
+plan, as soon as he heard of it, with all his power and eloquence. My
+mother had a great deal of admiration for him and knew, besides, the
+respect he enjoyed of "those highest in authority," and "those highest
+in authority" meant something to her; nevertheless his severe
+presentation of the matter made not the slightest impression upon her;
+in fact his argument was so fruitless that, as soon as he finished,
+she said with a reposeful air of superiority: "My dear Schultz, you
+understand this question thoroughly; but whether or not I have a right
+to secure a divorce is a question which no human being in the whole
+world can answer so well as I myself." With that she closed the
+conversation.
+
+She was similarly skeptical of every kind of authority, and had no
+confidence whatever in the ability of the three university faculties.
+For example, since patriarchal conditions were her ideal, she
+questioned whether mankind derived any material advantages from
+jurisprudence. It settled everything, as she thought, by favoritism or
+personal advantage, or at least in a mechanical way. Riches, property,
+especially landed property, accompanied if possible by the airs of a
+legation attaché--_that_ was something that unlocked the world and
+the hearts of men, that was real power. Everything else was comedy,
+illusion, a soap-bubble, that threatened to burst any moment. And then
+nothing was left. One can readily understand why my mother, with such
+views, insisted upon taking me out of the barefoot school, and did not
+consider an interim, with no regular school instruction, any special
+misfortune. The evil in it was that it violated the rule. As for the
+rest, the little bit of learning lost could be made up at any time.
+And if not, then not....
+
+It is a pretty saying that every child has its angel, and one does not
+need to be very credulous to believe it. For the little tots this
+angel is a fairy, enveloped in a long white lily veil, which stands
+smiling at the foot of a cradle and either wards off danger or helps
+out of it when it is really at hand. That is the fairy for the little
+ones. But when one has outgrown the cradle or crib, and has begun to
+sleep in a regular bed, in other words, when one has become a robust
+boy, one still needs his angel just the same, indeed the need is all
+the greater. But instead of the lily angel it needs to be a sort of
+archangel, a strong, manly angel, with shield and spear, otherwise his
+strength will not suffice for his growing tasks.
+
+As a matter of fact, I was not wild and venturesome, and all my
+escapades that were attributed to me as of such a nature were always
+undertaken after a wise estimate of my strength. Nevertheless I have,
+with respect to that period, a feeling that I was constantly being
+rescued, a feeling in which I can hardly be in error. When I left home
+at the age of twelve, the age at which, as a usual thing, real dangers
+begin, there was doubtless a sudden change in my case, for it now
+seems to me as though my angel had had a vacation from that time on.
+All dangers ceased entirely or shrank into such insignificance that
+they left no impression upon me. In view of the fact that the two
+periods were so close together, there must have been this difference,
+otherwise I should not have retained such entirely different feelings
+about them.
+
+It was one of our chief sports to fire off so-called shooting-keys.
+That the children of large cities know anything about shooting-keys is
+hardly probable, hence I may be permitted to describe them here. They
+were hollow keys with very thin walls, consequently of enormous bore,
+so to speak, and were used to lock trunks, especially the trunks of
+servant girls. It was our constant endeavor to gain possession of such
+keys and at times our expeditions were nothing short of piracy. Woe be
+unto the poor servant girl who forgot to take a key out of its lock!
+She never saw it again. We took possession of it, and the simple
+procedure of filing out a touchhole produced a finished firearm. As
+these keys were always rusty, and occasionally split, it not
+infrequently happened that they burst; but we always escaped injury.
+The angel helped.
+
+Much more dangerous was the art of making fireworks, which I was
+always practicing. With the help of sulphur and saltpeter, which we
+kept in a convenient place in the apothecary's shop, I had made of
+myself a full-fledged pyrotechnician, in which process I was very
+materially aided by my skill in the manipulation of cardboard and
+paste. All sorts of shells were easily made, and so I produced
+Catherine-wheels, revolving suns, and flower-pots. Often these
+creations refused to perform the duty expected of them, and then we
+piled them up and, by means of a sulphurated match, touched off the
+whole heap of miscarried glory and waited to see what it would do.
+This was all done with comparatively little danger. Fraught with all
+the more danger for us was the thing which was considered the simplest
+and lowest product of the art of pyrotechnics, and was so rated by us,
+viz., the serpent. Very often the serpents I made would not burn
+properly, because I had not used the right mixture, no doubt, and that
+always vexed me greatly. When a Catherine-wheel refused to turn, that
+could at least be tolerated, for a Catherine-wheel is a comparatively
+difficult thing to make. A serpent, on the other hand, could not well
+help burning, and when, for all that, one simply would not burn, that
+was a humiliation that could not be suffered. So I would bend over the
+shells as they stuck in the pile of sand and begin to blow, in order
+to give new life to the dying tinder fire. When it went out entirely,
+that was really the best thing for me. But if it went off suddenly, my
+hair was singed or my forehead burned. Nothing worse ever happened,
+for the angel was protecting me with his shield.
+
+That was the element of fire. But we also came in contact with water,
+which was not to be wondered at in a seaport.
+
+In the autumn of 1831 a Berlin relative made me a present of a cannon,
+not just an ordinary child's plaything, such as can be bought of any
+coppersmith or tinner, but a so-called pattern-cannon, such as is seen
+only in arsenals,--a splendid specimen, of great beauty and elegance,
+the carriage firm and neat, the barrel highly polished and about a
+foot and a half long. I was more than delighted, and determined to
+proceed at once to a bombardment of Swinemünde. Two boys of my age and
+my younger brother climbed with me into a boat lying at Klempin's
+Clapper, and we rowed down-stream, with the cannon in the bow. When we
+were about opposite the Society House I considered that the time had
+arrived for the beginning of the bombardment, and fired three shots,
+waiting after each shot to see whether the people on the "Bulwark"
+took notice of us, and whether they showed due respect for the
+seriousness of our actions. But neither of these things happened. A
+thing that did happen, however, was that we meanwhile got out into the
+current, were caught by it and carried away, and when we suddenly saw
+ourselves between the embankments of the moles, I was suddenly seized
+with a terrible fright. I realized that, if we kept on in this way, in
+ten minutes more we should be out at sea and might drift away toward
+Bornholm and the Swedish coast. It was a desperate situation, and we
+finally resorted to the least brave, but most sensible, means
+imaginable, and began to scream with all our might, all the time
+beckoning and waving various objects, showing on the whole
+considerable cleverness in the invention of distress signals. At last
+we attracted the attention of some pilots standing on the West mole,
+who shook their fingers threateningly at us, but finally, with smiling
+countenances, threw us a rope. That rescued us from danger. One of the
+pilots knew me; his son was one of my playmates. This doubtless
+accounts for the fact that the seamen dismissed us with a few
+epithets, which might have been worse. I took my cannon under my arm,
+but not without having the satisfaction of seeing it admired. Then I
+went home, after promising to send out Hans Ketelböter, a lusty
+sailor-boy who lived quite near our home, to row back the boat, which
+was meanwhile moored to a pile.
+
+This was the most unique among my adventures with water, but by no
+means the most dangerous. The most dangerous was at the same time the
+most ordinary, because it recurred every time I went swimming in the
+sea. Any one who knows the Baltic seaside resorts, knows the so-called
+"reffs." By "reffs" are meant the sandbanks running parallel to the
+beach, out a hundred or two hundred paces, and often with very little
+water washing over them. Upon these the swimmers can stand and rest,
+when, they have crossed the deep places lying between them and the
+shore. In order that they may know exactly where these shallow places
+are, little red banners are hoisted over the sandbanks. Here lay for
+me a daily temptation. When the sea was calm and everything normal, my
+skill as a swimmer was just sufficient to carry me safely over the
+deep places to the nearest sandbank. But if the conditions were less
+favorable, or if by chance I let myself down too soon, so that I had
+no solid ground beneath my feet, I was frightened, sometimes almost to
+death. Luckily I always managed to get out, though not by myself.
+Strength and help came from some other source.
+
+Another danger of water which I was destined to undergo had no
+connection with the sea, but occurred on the river, close by the
+"Bulwark," not five hundred paces from our house. I shall tell about
+it later; but first I wish to insert here another little occurrence,
+in which no help of an angel was needed.
+
+I was not good at swimming, nor at steering or rowing; but one of the
+things I could do well, very well indeed, was walking on stilts.
+According to our family tradition we came from the region of
+Montpelier, whereas I personally ought by rights to be able, in view
+of my virtuosity as a stilt-walker, to trace my ancestry back to the
+Landes, where the inhabitants are, so to speak, grown fast to their
+stilts, and hardly take them off when they go to bed. To make a long
+story short, I was a brilliant stilt-walker, and in comparison with
+those of the western Garonne region, the home of the very low stilts,
+I had the advantage that I could not get my buskins high enough to
+suit me, for the little blocks of wood fastened on the inner side of
+my stilts were some three feet high. By taking a quick start and
+running the ends of the two poles slantingly into the ground I was
+able to swing myself without fail upon the stilt-blocks and to begin
+immediately my giant stride. Ordinarily this was an unremunerative
+art, but on a few occasions I derived real profit from it, when my
+stilts enabled me to escape storms that were about to break over my
+head. That was in the days just after Captain Ferber, who had served
+out his time with the "Neufchâtellers," retired on a pension and moved
+to Swinemünde. Ferber, whom the Swinemünders called Teinturier, the
+French translation of his name, because of his relation to Neufchâtel,
+came of a very good family, was, if I mistake not, the son of a high
+official in the ministry of finance, who could boast of long-standing
+relations to the Berlin Court, dating back to the war times of the
+year 1813. This was no doubt the reason why the son, in spite of the
+fact that he did not belong to the nobility and was of German
+extraction--the Neufchâtel officers were in those days still for the
+most part French-Swiss--was permitted to serve with the élite
+battalion, where he was well liked, because he was clever, a good
+comrade, and an author besides. He wrote novelettes after the fashions
+then in vogue. But in spite of his popularity he could not hold his
+position, because his fondness for coffee and cognac, which soon
+became restricted to the latter, grew upon him so rapidly that he was
+forced to retire. His removal to Swinemünde was doubtless due to the
+fact that seaports are better suited for such passions than are inland
+cities. Fondness for cognac attracts less attention.
+
+Whatever his reason may have been, however, Ferber was soon as popular
+in his new place of residence as previously in Berlin, for he had that
+kindliness of character which is the "dearest child of the
+dram-bottle." He was very fond of my father, who reciprocated the
+sentiment. But this friendship did not spring up at the very beginning
+of their acquaintance. In fact it developed out of a little
+controversy between them, that is to say, a defeat sustained by my
+father, one of whose amiable peculiarities it was, within twenty-four
+hours at the latest to convert his anger at being put to flight, into
+approbation bordering on homage for the victor.
+
+His defeat came about thus. One day the assertion was made by Ferber,
+that, whether we liked it or not, a German must be looked upon as the
+"father of the French Revolution," for Minister Necker, though born in
+Geneva, was the son or grandson of a Küstrin postmaster. This seemed
+to my father a perfectly preposterous assertion, and he combated it
+with a rather supercilious mien, till it was finally shown to be
+substantially correct. Then my father's arrogance, growing out of a
+conviction of his superior knowledge, was transformed first into
+respect and later into friendship, and even twenty years after,
+whenever we drove from our Oderbruch village to the neighboring city
+of Küstrin, he never had much to say about Crown Prince Fritz, or
+Katte's decapitation, but regularly remarked: "Oh yes, Necker, who may
+be called the father of the French Revolution, traced his ancestry
+back to this city of Küstrin. I owe the information to Ferber, Captain
+Ferber, whom we called Teinturier. It is a pity he could not give up
+his _aqua vitæ_. At times it was pitiable."
+
+Yes, pitiable it was, but not to us children, who, on the contrary,
+always broke out into cheers whenever the captain, usually in rather
+desolate costume, came staggering up the Great Church Street to find a
+place to continue his breakfast. We used to follow close behind him
+and tease and taunt him till he would try to catch and thrash one or
+the other of us. Occasionally he succeeded; but I always escaped with
+ease, because I chose for my teasings only days when it had rained a
+short time before. Then there stood in the street between our house
+and the church on the other side a huge pool of water, which became my
+harbor of refuge. Holding my stilts at the proper angle, I sprang
+quickly upon them as soon as I saw that Teinturier, in spite of his
+condition, was close on my heels, and then I marched triumphantly into
+the pool of water. There I stood like a stork on one stilt and
+presented arms with the other, as I continued scoffing at him. Cursing
+and threatening he marched away, the poor captain. But he took care
+not to make good his threats, because in his good moments he did not
+like to be reminded of the bad ones.
+
+We had several playgrounds. The one we liked best perhaps was along
+the "Bulwark," at the point where the side street branched off from
+our house. The whole surroundings were very picturesque, especially in
+the winter time, when the ships, stripped of their topmasts, lay at
+their moorings, often in three rows, the last pretty far out in the
+river. We were allowed to play along the "Bulwark" and practice our
+rope-walking art on the stretched hawsers as far as they hung close to
+the ground. Only one thing was prohibited. We were not allowed to go
+on board the ships, much less to climb the rope ladders to the
+mastheads. A very sensible prohibition. But the more sensible it was,
+the greater was our desire to disregard it, and in the game of "robber
+and wayfarer," of which we were all very fond, disregarding of this
+prohibition was almost a matter of course. Furthermore, discovery lay
+beyond the range of probability; our parents were either at their
+"party" or invited to dine out. "So let's go ahead. If anybody tells
+on us, he will be worse off than we."
+
+So we thought one Sunday in April, 1831. It must have been about that
+time of year, for I can still recall the clear, cold tone of the
+atmosphere. On the ship there was not a sign of life, and on the
+"Bulwark" not a human soul to be seen, which further proves to me that
+it was a Sunday.
+
+I, being the oldest and strongest, was the robber, of course. Of the
+eight or ten smaller boys only one was in any measure able to compete
+with me. That was an illegitimate child, called Fritz Ehrlich
+(Honorable), as though to compensate him for his birth. These boys had
+set out from the Church Square, the usual starting-point of the chase,
+and were already close after me. I arrived at the "Bulwark" exhausted,
+and, as there was no other way of escape, ran over a firm broad plank
+walk toward the nearest ship, with the whole pack after me. This
+naturally forced me to go on from the first ship to the second and
+from the second to the third. There was no going any further, and if I
+wished, in spite of this dilemma, to escape my enemies, there was
+nothing left for me but to seek a hiding-place on the ship itself, or
+at least a spot difficult of access. I found such a place and climbed
+up about the height of a man to the top of the superstructure near the
+cabin. In this superstructure was usually to be found, among other
+rooms, the ship's cuisine. My climbing was facilitated by steps built
+in the perpendicular wall. And there I stood then, temporarily safe,
+gazing down as a victor at my pursuers. But the sense of victory did
+not last long; the steps were there for others as well as for me, and
+an instant later Fritz Ehrlich was also on the roof. Now I was indeed
+lost if I foiled to find another way of escape. So, summoning all my
+strength, I took as long a running start as the narrow space would
+permit and sprang from the roof of the kitchen over the intervening
+strip of water back to the second ship and then ran for the shore, as
+though chased by all the furies. When I had reached the shore it was
+nothing to run to the base in front of our house and be free. But I
+was destined not to enjoy my happiness very long, for almost the very
+moment I once more had solid ground beneath my feet I heard cries of
+distress coming from the third and second ships, and my name called
+repeatedly, which made me think something must have happened. Swiftly
+as I had made for the shore over the noisy plank walk, I now hastened
+back over it. There was no time to lose. Fritz Ehrlich had tried to
+imitate my leap from the kitchen, but, failing to equal my distance,
+had fallen into the water between the ships. And there the poor boy
+was, digging his nails into the cracks in the ship's hull. Swimming
+was out of the question, even if he knew anything about it. Besides,
+the water was icy cold. To reach him from the deck with the means at
+hand was impossible. So I grasped a piece of rope hanging from a rope
+ladder and, letting myself down the side of the ship, tried every way
+I could think of to lengthen my body as much as possible, till finally
+Fritz was barely able to catch hold of my left foot, which reached
+furthest down, while I held on above with my right hand. "Take hold,
+Fritz!" But the doughty fellow, who may have realized that we should
+both be lost if he really took a firm hold, contented himself with
+laying his hand lightly upon the toe of my boot, and little as that
+was, it nevertheless sufficed to keep his head above water. To be
+sure, he may have been by natural endowment a "water treader," as they
+are called; or he may have had the traditional luck of the
+illegitimate, which seems to me on second thought more probable. In
+any case he kept afloat till some people came from the shore and
+reached a punt-pole down to him, while some others untied a boat
+lying at Hannemann's Clapper and rowed it into the space between the
+ships to fish him out. The moment that the saving punt-pole arrived
+some man unknown to me reached down from the ladder, seized me by the
+collar, and with a vigorous jerk hoisted me back on deck.
+
+On this occasion not a word of reproach was uttered, though I could
+not say as much of any other occasion of the kind. The people took
+Fritz Ehrlich, drenched and freezing, to a house in the immediate
+neighborhood, while the rest of us started home in a very humble frame
+of mind. To be sure, I had also a feeling of elation, despite the fact
+that my prospects for the future were not of the pleasantest. But my
+fears were not realized. Quite the contrary. The following morning, as
+I was starting to school, my father met me in the hall and stopped me.
+Neighbor Pietzker, the good man with the nightcap, had been tattling
+again, though with better intentions than usual.
+
+"I've heard the whole business," said my father. "Why, in the name of
+heaven, can't you be obedient! But we'll let it pass, since you
+acquitted yourself so well. I know all the details. Pietzker across
+the street ..."
+
+Hereupon I was allowed to go to school.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RIBBECK OF RIBBECK[3]
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland--
+ A pear-tree in his yard did stand,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ When pears were shining far and wide,
+ Sir Ribbeck, when barely the bells struck noon,
+ Would stuff both his pockets with pears right soon.
+ If a boy in clogs would come his way,
+ He would call: "My boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl he'd call: "Little maid over there,
+ Now come here to me, and I'll give you a pear."
+ And thus he did ever, as years went by,
+ Till Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck came to die.
+ He felt his end coming, 'twas autumn-tide,
+ And the pears were laughing, far and wide,
+ Then spoke Sir Ribbeck: "And now I must die.
+ Lay a pear in my grave, beside me to lie!"
+ From the double-roofed house in three days more,
+ Sir Ribbeck to his grave they bore.
+ All the peasants and cotters with solemn face,
+ Did sing: "Lord Jesus, in Thy Grace"--
+ And the children moaned with hearts of lead:
+ "Who will give us a pear? Now he is dead."
+ Thus moaned the children--that was not good--
+ Not knowing old Ribbeck as they should.
+ The new, to be sure, is a miser hard;
+ Over park and pear-tree he keeps stern guard.
+ But the old, who this doubtless could foretell,
+ Distrusting his son, he knew right well
+ What he was about when he bade them lay
+ A pear in his grave, on his dying day:
+
+ Out of his silent haunt, in the third year,
+ A little pear-tree shoot did soon appear.
+ And many a year now comes and goes,
+ But a pear-tree on the grave there grows,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ The pears are shining far and wide.
+ When a boy o'er the grave-yard wends his way,
+ The tree whispers: "Boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl it says: "Little maid over there,
+ Come here to me and I'll give you a pear."
+ So there are blessings still from the hand
+ Of Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland.
+
+
+[Footnote 3: Translator: Margarete Münsterberg.]
+
+
+THE BRIDGE BY THE TAY[4] (1879)
+
+/#
+"_When shall we three meet again_".--Macbeth
+#/
+
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "The dam of the bridge at seven attain!"
+ "By the pier in the middle. I'll put out amain
+ "The flames."
+ "I too."
+ "I'll come from the north."
+ "And I from the south."
+ "From the sea I'll soar forth."
+
+ "Ha, that will be a merry-go-round,
+ The bridge must sink into the ground."
+ "And with the train what shall we do
+ That crosses the bridge at seven?"
+ "That too."
+ "That must go too!"
+ "A bawble, a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest;
+ They gaze and wait a light to spy
+ That over the water "I'm coming!" should cry,
+ "I'm coming--night and storm are vain--
+ I from Edinburg the train!"
+
+ And the bridgekeeper says: "I see a gleam
+ On the other shore. That's it, I deem.
+ Now mother, away with bad dreams, for see,
+ Our Johnnie is coming--he'll want his tree,
+ And what is left of candles, light
+ As if it were on Christmas night.
+ Twice we shall have our Christmas cheer--
+ In eleven minutes he must be here."
+
+ It is the train, with the gale it vies
+ And panting by the south tower flies.
+ "There's the bridge still," says Johnnie. "But that's all right,
+ We'll make it surely out of spite!
+ A solid boiler and double steam
+ Should win in such a fight, 'twould seem,
+ Let it rave and rage and run at its bent,
+ We'll put it down: this element!
+
+ And our bridge is our pride. I must laugh always
+ When I think back of the olden days,
+ And all the trouble and misery
+ That with the wretched boat would be;
+ And many cheerful Christmas nights
+ I spent at the ferryman's house--the lights
+ From our windows I'd watch and count them o'er,
+ And could not reach the other shore."
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest:
+ More furious grew the winds' wild games,
+ And now, as if the sky poured flames,
+ Comes shooting down a radiance bright
+ O'er the water below.--Now again all is night.
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "At midnight the top of the mountain attain!"
+ "By the alder-stem on the high moorland plain!"
+ "I'll come."
+ "And I too."
+ "And the number I'll tell."
+ "And I the names."
+ "I the torture right well."
+ "Whoo!
+ Like splinters the woodwork crashed in two."
+ "A bawble,--a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+
+[Footnote 4: Translator: Margarete Münsterberg.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The German Classics Of The Nineteenth And
+Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12, by Various
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+Title: The German Classics Of The Nineteenth And Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GERMAN CLASSICS, V12 ***
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+ VOLUME XII
+
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT PLAYING THE FLUTE
+ _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+
+
+
+ THE GERMAN CLASSICS
+ OF
+ THE NINETEENTH AND
+ TWENTIETH CENTURY
+
+
+ Masterpieces of German Literature
+ TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH
+
+
+
+ EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ KUNO FRANCKE, PH.D., LL.D., LITT.D.
+ Professor of the History of German Culture,
+ Emeritus, and Honorary Curator of the Germanic Museum,
+ Harvard University
+
+
+ ASSISTANT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
+ WILLIAM GUILD HOWARD, A.M.
+ Professor of German, Harvard University
+
+
+ In Twenty Volumes Illustrated
+
+
+
+ ALBANY, N.Y.
+ J.B. LYON COMPANY
+ PUBLISHERS
+ Copyright 1914
+
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTRIBUTORS AND TRANSLATORS
+
+
+
+VOLUME XII
+
+
+Special Writers
+
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Life of
+Gustav Freytag.
+
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: The Life of Theodor Fontane.
+
+
+Translators
+
+ERNEST F. HENDERSON, Ph.D., L.H.D., Author of _The History of Germany
+in the Middle Ages; Short History of Germany_, etc.: The Journalists.
+
+WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M., Associate Professor of German, Leland
+Stanford Junior University: Effi Briest; Extracts from "My Childhood
+Days."
+
+E.H. BABBITT, A.B., Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College:
+Doctor Luther; Frederick the Great.
+
+MARGARETE MUeNSTERBERG:
+
+Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck; The Bridge by the Tay.
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS OF VOLUME XII
+
+
+ GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+ The Life of Gustav Freytag. By Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ The Journalists. Translated by Ernest F. Henderson
+
+ Doctor Luther. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+ Frederick the Great. Translated by E.H. Babbitt
+
+
+ THEODOR FONTANE
+
+ The Life of Theodor Fontane. By William A. Cooper
+
+ Effi Briest. Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Extracts from "My Childhood Days." Translated by William A. Cooper
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck. Translated by Margarete Muensterberg
+
+ The Bridge by the Tay. Translated by Margarete Muensterberg
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS--VOLUME XII
+
+Frederick the Great Playing the Flute.
+ By Adolph von Menzel. _Frontispiece_
+
+Gustav Freytag. By Stauffer-Bern
+
+At the Concert. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Nature Enthusiasts. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+On the Terrace. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+In the Beergarden. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Lunch Buffet at Kissingen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Luther Monument at Worms. By Ernst Rietschel
+
+Frederick William I Inspecting a School. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Court Ball at Rheinsberg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great and His Round Table. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frederick the Great on a Pleasure Trip. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Theodor Fontane. By Hanns Fechner
+
+Fontane Monument at Neu-Ruppin
+
+A Sunday in the Garden of the Tuileries. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Divine Service in the Woods at Koesen. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+A Street Scene at Paris. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Procession at Gastein. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+High Altar at Salzburg. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Bathing Boys. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Frau von Schleinitz "At Home." By Adolph von Menzel
+
+Supper at a Court Ball. By Adolph von Menzel
+
+
+
+
+
+EDITOR'S NOTE
+
+This volume, containing representative works by two of the foremost
+realists of midcentury German literature, Freytag and Fontane, brings,
+as an artistic parallel, selections from the work of the greatest
+realist of midcentury German painting: Adolph von Menzel.
+
+KUNO FRANCKE.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+
+By ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+Author of _A History of Germany in the Middle Ages; A Short History of
+Germany, etc._
+
+
+It is difficult to assign to Gustav Freytag his exact niche in the
+hall of fame, because of his many-sidedness. He wrote one novel of
+which the statement has been made by an eminent French critic that no
+book in the German language, with the exception of the Bible, has
+enjoyed in its day so wide a circulation; he wrote one comedy which
+for years was more frequently played than any other on the German
+stage; he wrote a series of historical sketches--_Pictures of the
+German Past_ he calls them--which hold a unique place in German
+literature, being as charming in style as they are sound in
+scholarship. Add to these a work on the principles of dramatic
+criticism that is referred to with respect by the very latest writers
+on the subject, an important biography, a second very successful
+novel, and a series of six historical romances that vary in interest,
+indeed, but that are a noble monument to his own nation and that,
+alone, would have made him famous.
+
+As a novelist Freytag is often compared with Charles Dickens, largely
+on account of the humor that so frequently breaks forth from his
+pages. It is a different kind of humor, not so obstreperous, not so
+exaggerated, but it helps to lighten the whole in much the same way.
+One moment it is an incongruous simile, at another a bit of sly
+satire; now infinitely small things are spoken of as though they were
+great, and again we have the reverse.
+
+It is in his famous comedy, _The Journalists_, which appeared in 1853,
+that Freytag displays his humor to its best advantage. Some of the
+situations themselves, without being farcical, are exceedingly
+amusing, as when the Colonel, five minutes after declaiming against
+the ambition of journalists and politicians, and enumerating the
+different forms under which it is concealed, lets his own ambition run
+away with him and is won by the very same arts he has just been
+denouncing. Again, Bolz's capture of the wine-merchant Piepenbrink at
+the ball given under the auspices of the rival party is very cleverly
+described indeed. There is a difference of opinion as to whether or
+not Bolz was inventing the whole dramatic story of his rescue by
+Oldendorf, but there can be no difference of opinion as to the
+comicality of the scene that follows, where, under the very eyes of
+his rivals and with the consent of the husband, Bolz prepares to kiss
+Mrs. Piepenbrink. The play abounds with curious little bits of satire,
+quaint similes and unexpected exaggerations. "There is so much that
+happens," says Bolz in his editorial capacity, "and so tremendously
+much that does not happen, that an honest reporter should never be at
+a loss for novelties." Playing dominoes with polar bears, teaching
+seals the rudiments of journalism, waking up as an owl with tufts of
+feathers for ears and a mouse in one's beak, are essentially
+Freytagian conceptions; and no one else could so well have expressed
+Bolz's indifference to further surprises--they may tell him if they
+will that some one has left a hundred millions for the purpose of
+painting all negroes white, or of making Africa four-cornered; but he,
+Bolz, has reached a state of mind where he will accept as truth
+anything and everything.
+
+Freytag's greatest novel, entitled _Soll und Haben_ (the technical
+commercial terms for "debit" and "credit"), appeared in 1856. _Dombey
+and Son_ by Dickens had been published a few years before and is worth
+our attention for a moment because of a similarity of theme in the two
+works. In both, the hero is born of the people, but comes in contact
+with the aristocracy not altogether to his own advantage; in both,
+looming in the background of the story, is the great mercantile house
+with its vast and mysterious transactions. The writer of this short
+article does not hesitate to place _Debit and Credit_ far ahead of
+_Dombey and Son_. That does not mean that there are not single
+episodes, and occasionally a character, in _Dombey and Son_ that the
+German author could never have achieved. But, considered as an
+artistic whole, the English novel is so disjointed and uneven that the
+interest often flags and almost dies, while many of the characters are
+as grotesque and wooden as so many jumping-jacks. In Freytag's work,
+on the other hand, the different parts are firmly knitted together; an
+ethical purpose runs through the whole, and there is a careful
+subordination of the individual characters to the general plan of the
+whole structure. It is much the same contrast as that between an
+old-fashioned Italian opera and a modern German tone-drama. In the one
+case the effects are made through senseless repetition and through
+_tours de force_ of the voice; in the other there is a steady
+progression in dramatic intensity, link joining link without a gap.
+
+But to say that _Debit and Credit_ is a finer book than _Dombey and
+Son_ is not to claim that Freytag, all in all, is a greater novelist
+than Dickens. The man of a single fine book would have to be
+superlatively great to equal one who could show such fertility in
+creation of characters or produce such masterpieces of description.
+Dickens reaches heights of passion to which Freytag could never
+aspire; in fact the latter's temperament strikes one as rather a cool
+one. Even Spielhagen, far inferior to him in many regards, could
+thrill where Freytag merely interests.
+
+Freytag's _forte_ lay in fidelity of depiction, in the power to
+ascertain and utilize essential facts. It would not be fair to say
+that he had little imagination, for in the parts of _The Ancestors_
+that have to do with remote times, times of which our whole knowledge
+is gained from a few paragraphs in old chronicles and where the
+scenes and incidents have to be invented, he is at his best. But one
+of his great merits lies in his evident familiarity with the
+localities mentioned in the pages as well as with the social
+environment of his personages. The house of T.D. Schroeter in _Debit
+and Credit_ had its prototype in the house of Molinari in Breslau, and
+at the Molinaris Freytag was a frequent visitor. Indeed in the company
+of the head of the firm he even undertook just such a journey to the
+Polish provinces in troubled times as he makes Anton take with
+Schroeter. Again, the life in the newspaper office, so amusingly
+depicted in _The Journalists_, was out of the fulness of his own
+experience as editor of a political sheet. A hundred little natural
+touches thus add to the realism of the whole and make the figures, as
+a German critic says, "stand out like marble statues against a hedge
+of yew." The reproach has been made that many of Freytag's characters
+are too much alike. He has distinct types which repeat themselves both
+in the novels and in the plays. George Saalfeld in _Valentine_, for
+instance, is strikingly like Bolz in _The Journalists_ or Fink in
+_Debit and Credit_. Freytag's answer to such objections was that an
+author, like any other artist, must work from models, which he is not
+obliged constantly to change. The feeling for the solidarity of the
+arts was very strong with him. He practically abandoned writing for
+the stage just after achieving his most noted success and merely for
+the reason that in poetic narration, as he called it, he saw the
+possibility of being still more dramatic. He felt hampered by the
+restrictions which the necessarily limited length of an evening's
+performance placed upon him, and wished more time and space for the
+explanation of motives and the development of his plot. In his novel,
+then, he clung to exactly the same arrangement of his theme as in his
+drama--its initial presentation, the intensification of the interest,
+the climax, the revulsion, the catastrophe. Again, in the matter of
+contrast he deliberately followed the lead of the painter who knows
+which colors are complementary and also which ones will clash.
+
+[Illustration: GUSTAV FREYTAG. STAUFFER-BERN]
+
+What, now, are some of the special qualities that have made
+Freytag's literary work so enduring, so dear to the Teuton heart, so
+successful in every sense of the word? For one thing, there are a
+clearness, conciseness and elegance of style, joined to a sort of
+musical rhythm, that hold one captive from the beginning. So evident
+is his meaning in every sentence that his pages suffer less by
+translation than is the case with almost any other author.
+
+Freytag's highly polished sentences seem perfectly spontaneous, though
+we know that he went through a long period of rigid training before
+achieving success. "For five years," he himself writes, "I had pursued
+the secret of dramatic style; like the child in the fairy-tale I had
+sought it from the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars. At length I had found
+it: my soul could create securely and comfortably after the manner
+which the stage itself demanded." He had found it, we are given to
+understand, in part through the study of the French dramatists of his
+own day of whom Scribe was one just then in vogue. From them, says a
+critic, he learned "lightness of touch, brevity, conciseness,
+directness, the use of little traits as a means of giving insight into
+character, different ways of keeping the interest at the proper point
+of tension, and a thousand little devices for clearing the stage of
+superfluous figures or making needed ones appear at the crucial
+moment." Among his tricks of style, if we may call them so, are
+inversion and elision; by the one he puts the emphasis just where he
+wishes, by the other he hastens the action without sacrificing the
+meaning. Another of his weapons is contrast--grave and gay, high and
+low succeed each other rapidly, while vice and virtue follow suit.
+
+No writer ever trained himself for his work more consciously and
+consistently. He experimented with each play, watched its effect on
+his audiences, asked himself seriously whether their apparent want of
+interest in this or that portion was due to some defect in his work or
+to their own obtuseness. He had failures, but remarkably few, and they
+did not discourage him; nor did momentary success in one field
+prevent him from abandoning it for another in which he hoped to
+accomplish greater things. He is his own severest critic, and in his
+autobiography speaks of certain productions as worthless which are
+only relatively wanting in merit.
+
+Freytag's orderly treatment of his themes affords constant pleasure to
+the reader. He proceeds as steadily toward his climax as the builder
+does toward the highest point of his roof. He had learned much about
+climaxes, so he tells us himself, from Walter Scott, who was the first
+to see the importance of a great final or concluding effect.
+
+We have touched as yet merely on externals. Elegance of style,
+orderliness of arrangement, consecutiveness of thought alone would
+never have given Freytag his place in German literature. All these had
+first to be consecrated to the service of a great idea. That idea as
+expressed in _Debit and Credit_ is that the hope of the German nation
+rests in its steady commercial or working class. He shows the dignity,
+yes, the poetry of labor. The nation had failed to secure the needed
+political reforms, to the bitter disappointment of numerous patriots;
+Freytag's mission was to teach that there were other things worth
+while besides these constitutional liberties of which men had so long
+dreamed and for which they had so long struggled.
+
+Incidentally he holds the decadent noble up to scorn, and shows how he
+still clings to his old pretensions while their very basis is
+crumbling under him. It is a new and active life that Freytag
+advocates, one of toil and of routine, but one that in the end will
+give the highest satisfaction. Such ideas were products of the
+revolution of 1848, and they found the ground prepared for them by
+that upheaval. Freytag, as Fichte had done in 1807 and 1808,
+inaugurated a campaign of education which was to prove enormously
+successful. A French critic writes of _Debit and Credit_ that it was
+"the breviary in which a whole generation of Germans learned to read
+and to think," while an English translator (three translations of the
+book appeared in England in the same year) calls it the _Uncle Tom's
+Cabin_ of the German workingman. A German critic is furious that a
+work of such real literary merit should be compared to one so flat and
+insipid as Mrs. Stowe's production; but he altogether misses the
+point, which is the effect on the people of a spirited defense of
+those who had hitherto had no advocate.
+
+Freytag has been called an opportunist, but the term should not be
+considered one of reproach. It certainly was opportune that his great
+work appeared at the moment when it was most needed, a moment of
+discouragement, of disgust at everything high and low. It brought its
+smiling message and remained to cheer and comfort. _The Journalists_,
+too, was opportune, for it called attention to a class of men whose
+work was as important as it was unappreciated. Up to 1848, the year of
+the revolution, the press had been under such strict censorship that
+any frank discussion of public matters had been out of the question.
+But since then distinguished writers, like Freytag himself, had taken
+the helm. Even when not radical, they were dreaded by the
+reactionaries, and even Freytag escaped arrest in Prussia only by
+hastily becoming a court official of his friend the Duke of
+Saxe-Coburg and Gotha--within whose domains he already owned an estate
+and was in the habit of residing for a portion of each year--and thus
+renouncing his Prussian citizenship. Even Freytag's _Pictures from the
+German Past_ may be said to have been opportune. Already, for a
+generation, the new school of scientific historians--the Rankes, the
+Wattenbachs, the Waitzs, the Giesebrechts--had been piling up their
+discoveries, and collating and publishing manuscripts describing the
+results of their labors. They lived on too high a plane for the
+ordinary reader. Freytag did not attempt to "popularize" them by cheap
+methods. He served as an interpreter between the two extremes. He
+chose a type of facts that would have seemed trivial to the great
+pathfinders, worked them up with care from the sources, and by his
+literary art made them more than acceptable to the world at large. In
+these _Pictures from the German Past_, as in the six volumes of the
+series of historical romances entitled _The Ancestors_, a patriotic
+purpose was not wanting. Freytag wished to show his Germans that they
+had a history to be proud of, a history whose continuity was unbroken;
+the nation had been through great vicissitudes, but everything had
+tended to prove that the German has an inexhaustible fund of reserve
+force. Certain national traits, certain legal institutions, could be
+followed back almost to the dawn of history, and it would be found
+that the Germans of the first centuries of our era were not nearly so
+barbarous as had been supposed.
+
+And so with a wonderful talent for selecting typical and essential
+facts and not overburdening his narrative with detail he leads us down
+the ages. The hero of his introductory romance in _The Ancestors_ is a
+Vandal chieftain who settles among the Thuringians at the time of the
+great wandering of the nations--the hero of the last of the series is
+a journalist of the nineteenth century. All are descendants of the one
+family, and Freytag has a chance to develop some of his theories of
+heredity. Not only can bodily aptitudes and mental peculiarities be
+transmitted, but also the tendency to act in a given case much as the
+ancestor would have done.
+
+It cannot be denied that as Freytag proceeds with _The Ancestors_ the
+tendency to instruct and inform becomes too marked. He had begun his
+career in the world by lecturing on literature at the University of
+Breslau, but had severed his connection with that institution because
+he was not allowed to branch out into history. Possibly those who
+opposed him were right and the two subjects are incapable of
+amalgamation. Freytag in this, his last great work, revels in the
+fulness of his knowledge of facts, but shows more of the thoroughness
+of the scholar than of the imagination of the poet. The novels become
+epitomes of the history of the time. No type of character may be
+omitted. So popes and emperors, monks and missionaries, German
+warriors and Roman warriors, minstrels and students, knights,
+crusaders, colonists, landskechts, and mercenaries are dragged in and
+made to do their part with all too evident fidelity to truth.
+
+We owe much of our knowledge of Freytag's life to a charming
+autobiography which served as a prefatory volume to his collected
+works. Freytag lived to a ripe old age, dying in 1895 at the age of
+seventy-nine. Both as a newspaper editor and as a member of parliament
+(the former from 1848 to 1860, the latter for the four years from 1867
+to 1871) he had shown his patriotism and his interest in public
+affairs. Many of his numerous essays, written for the _Grenzboten_,
+are little masterpieces and are to be found among his collected works
+published in 1888. As a member of parliament, indeed, he showed no
+marked ability and his name is associated with no important measure.
+
+Not to conceal his shortcoming it must be said that Freytag, at the
+time of the accession to the throne of the present head of the German
+Empire, laid himself open to much censure by attacking the memory of
+the dead Emperor Frederick who had always been his friend and patron.
+
+In conclusion it may be said that no one claims for Freytag a place in
+the front rank of literary geniuses. He is no Goethe, no Schiller, no
+Dante, no Milton, no Shakespeare. He is not a pioneer, has not changed
+the course of human thought. But yet he is an artist of whom his
+country may well be proud, who has added to the happiness of hundreds
+of thousands of Germans, and who only needs to be better understood to
+be thoroughly enjoyed by foreigners.
+
+England and America have much to learn from him--the value of long,
+careful, and unremitting study; the advantage of being thoroughly
+familiar with the scenes and types of character depicted; the charm of
+an almost unequaled simplicity and directness. He possessed the rare
+gift of being able to envelop every topic that he touched with an
+atmosphere of elegance and distinction. His productions are not
+ephemeral, but are of the kind that will endure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+_GUSTAV FREYTAG_
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+#THE JOURNALISTS#
+
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+ BERG, _retired Colonel_.
+
+ IDA, _his daughter_.
+
+ ADELAIDE RUNECK.
+
+ SENDEN, _landed proprietor_.
+ _
+ PROFESSOR OLDENDORF, _editor-in-chief_. |
+ |
+ CONRAD BOLZ, _editor_. |
+ |
+ BELLMAUS, _on the staff._. |
+ |
+ KAeMPE, _on the staff_. } of the newspaper
+ | _The Union_.
+ KOeRNER, _on the staff_. |
+ |
+ PRINTER HENNING, _owner_. |
+ |
+ MILLER, _factotum_. _|
+
+ _
+ BLUMENBERG, _editor_. |
+ } of the newspaper
+ SCHMOCK, _on the staff_. _| _Coriolanus_.
+
+
+
+ PIEPENBRINK, _wine merchant and voter_.
+
+ LOTTIE, _his wife_.
+
+ BERTHA, _their daughter_.
+
+ KLEINMICHEL _citizen and voter_.
+
+ FRITZ, _his son_.
+
+ JUDGE SCHWARZ.
+
+ _A foreign ballet-dancer._
+
+ KORB, _secretary for Adelaide's estate_.
+
+ CARL, _the Colonel's man-servant._
+
+ _A waiter._
+
+ _Club-guests._ _Deputations of citizens_.
+
+
+
+_Place of action: A provincial capital._
+
+
+THE JOURNALISTS[1] (1853)
+
+TRANSLATED BY ERNEST F. HENDERSON, PH.D., L.H.D.
+
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_A summer parlor in the_ COLONEL'S _house. Handsome furnishings. In
+the centre of rear wall an open door, behind it a verandah and garden;
+on the sides of rear wall large windows. Right and left, doors; on the
+right, well in front, a window. Tables, chairs, a small sofa_.
+
+IDA _is sitting in front on the right reading a book. The_ COLONEL
+_enters through centre door with an open box in his hand in which are
+dahlias_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Here, Ida, are the new varieties of dahlias our gardener has grown.
+You'll have to rack your brains to find names for them. Day after
+tomorrow is the Horticultural Society meeting, when I am to exhibit
+and christen them.
+
+IDA.
+
+This light-colored one here should be called the "Adelaide."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide Buneck, of course. Your own name is out of the running, for
+as a little dahlia you have long been known to the flower-trade.
+
+IDA.
+
+One shall be called after your favorite writer, "Boz."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Splendid! And it must be a really fine one, this yellow one here with
+violet points. And the third one--how shall we christen that?
+
+IDA (_stretching out her hand entreatingly to her father_).
+
+"Edward Oldendorf."
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What! The professor? The editor? Oh no, that will not do! It was bad
+enough for him to take over the paper; but that he now has allowed
+himself to be led by his party into running for Parliament--that I can
+never forgive him.
+
+IDA.
+
+Here he comes himself.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It used to be a pleasure to me to hear his footstep; now I can hardly
+keep from being rude when I see him.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good morning, Colonel!
+
+IDA (_with a friendly greeting_).
+
+Good morning, Edward. Help me to admire the new dahlias that father
+has grown.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But do not trouble the professor. Such trifles no longer interest him;
+he has bigger things in his head.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events I have not lost my ability to enjoy what gives you
+pleasure.
+
+COLONEL (_grumbling to himself_).
+
+You have not given me much proof of that. I fear you take pleasure in
+doing the very things that vex me. You are doubtless quite busy now
+with your election, Mr. Future Member of Parliament!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know, Colonel, that I myself have less than any one else to do
+with it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, I don't believe that! It is the usual custom in such elections, I
+imagine, to pay court to influential persons and shake hands with the
+voters, to make speeches, scatter promises, and do all the other
+little devil's tricks.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You yourself do not believe, Colonel, that I would do anything
+discreditable?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not? I am not so sure, Oldendorf. Since you have turned journalist,
+edit your _Union_ and daily reproach the State with its faulty
+organization, you are no longer what you used to be.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who up to this point has been conversing with_ IDA _about
+the flowers, but now turns to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Does what I now say or write conflict with my former views? It would
+be hard to convince me of that. And still less can you have noticed
+any change in my feelings or in my conduct toward you.
+
+COLONEL (_obdurate_).
+
+Well, I don't see what reason you would have for that. I am not going
+to spoil my morning by quarreling. Ida may try to straighten things
+out with you. I am going to my flowers. [_Takes the box and exit
+toward the garden._]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+What has put your father in such a bad humor? Has something in the
+newspaper vexed him again?
+
+IDA.
+
+I do not think so. But it annoys him that now in politics you again
+find it necessary to advocate measures he detests and attack
+institutions he reveres. (_Shyly._) Edward, is it really impossible
+for you to withdraw from the election?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It is impossible.
+
+IDA.
+
+I should then have you here, and father could regain his good humor;
+for he would highly appreciate the sacrifice you were making for him,
+and we could look forward to a future as peaceful as our past has
+been.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I know that, Ida, and I feel anything but pleasure at the prospect of
+becoming member for this town; yet I cannot withdraw.
+
+IDA (_turning away_).
+
+Father is right. You have changed entirely since becoming editor of
+the paper.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Ida! You too! If this is going to cause discord between us I shall
+indeed feel badly.
+
+IDA.
+
+Dear Edward! I am only grieving at losing you for so long.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am not yet elected. If I do become member and can have my way, I
+will take you to the capital and never let you leave my side again.
+
+IDA.
+
+Ah, Edward, we can't think of that now! But do spare father.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+You know how much I stand from him; and I don't give up hope of his
+becoming reconciled to me. The election once over, I will make another
+appeal to his heart. I may wrest from him a favorable answer that will
+mean our marriage.
+
+IDA.
+
+But do humor his little foibles. He is in the garden near his dahlia
+bed; express your delight over the gay colors. If you go at it
+skilfully enough perhaps he may still call one the "Edward Oldendorf."
+We have been talking of it already. Come! [_Exeunt both._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, CARL, SCHMOCK.
+
+SENDEN (_entering_).
+
+Is the Colonel alone?
+
+CARL.
+
+Professor Oldendorf is with him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Take in our names. [_Exit_ CARL.] This everlasting Oldendorf! I say,
+Blumenberg, this connection of the old gentleman with the _Union_ must
+stop. We cannot really call him one of us so long as the professor
+frequents this house. We need the Colonel's influential personality.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is the best-known house in town--the best society, good wine, and
+art.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I have my private reasons, too, for bringing the Colonel over to our
+side. And everywhere the professor and his clique block our way.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The friendship shall cease. I promise you that it shall cease,
+gradually, within the next few weeks. The first step has already been
+taken. The gentlemen of the _Union_ have fallen into the trap.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Into what trap?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The one I set for them in our paper. [_Turning upon_ SCHMOCK _who is
+standing in the doorway._] Why do you stand here, Schmock? Can't you
+wait at the gate?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I went where you did. Why should I not stand here? I know the Colonel
+as well as you do.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Don't be forward and don't be impudent. Go and wait at the gate, and
+when I bring you the article, quickly run with it to the
+press--understand?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I help understanding when you croak like a raven?
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A -G, Munich_
+AT THE CONCERT ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+BLUMENBERG (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+He is a vulgar person, but he is useful! Now that we are alone,
+listen! The other day when you brought me to call here, I begged the
+Colonel just to write down his ideas on the questions of the day.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, alas! You piled on the flattery much too thick, but the old
+gentleman did, nevertheless, at last take fire.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We begged him to read to us what he had written; he read it to us, we
+praised it.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was very tiresome all the same.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+I begged it of him for our paper.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Yes, unfortunately! And now I must carry these bulky things to your
+press. These articles are too heavy; they won't do the _Coriolanus_
+any good.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Yet I printed them gladly. When a man has written for a paper he
+becomes a good friend of that paper. The Colonel at once subscribed
+for the _Coriolanus_, and, the next day, invited me to dinner.
+
+SENDEN (_shrugging his shoulders_).
+
+If that is all you gain by it!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+It is merely the beginning.--The articles are clumsy; why should I not
+say so?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+God knows they are!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And no one knows who the author is.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+That was the old gentleman's stipulation. I imagine he is afraid of
+Oldendorf.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And precisely what I anticipated has come to pass. Oldendorf's paper
+has today attacked these articles. Here is the latest issue of the
+_Union_.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Let me look at it. Well, that will be a fine mix-up! Is the attack
+insulting?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+The Colonel will be sure to consider it so. Don't you think that that
+will help us against the professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor you are the slyest devil that ever crept out of an
+inkstand!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Give it to me, the Colonel is coming. _Enter the_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good morning, gentlemen!--[_aside_] and that Oldendorf should just
+happen to be here! If only he will remain in the garden! Well, Mr.
+Editor, how is the _Coriolanus_?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Our readers admire the new articles marked with an arrow. Is there any
+chance that some more--
+
+COLONEL (_drawing a manuscript from his pocket and looking round_).
+
+I rely on your discretion. As a matter of fact I wanted to read it
+through again on account of the structure of the sentences.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+That can best be done in the proof-reading.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I think it will do. Take it; but not a word--
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+You will let me send it at once to press. [_At the door._] Schmock!
+
+[SCHMOCK _appears at the door, takes the manuscript and exit
+quickly._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Blumenberg is keeping the sheet up to the mark, but, as he has
+enemies, he has to fight hard to defend himself.
+
+COLONEL (_amused_).
+
+Enemies? Who does not have them? But journalists have nerves like
+women. Everything excites you; every word that any one says against
+you rouses your indignation! Oh come, you are sensitive people!
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Possibly you are right, Colonel. But when one has opponents like this
+_Union_--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oh, yes, the _Union_. It is a thorn in the flesh to both of you. There
+is a great deal in it that I cannot praise; but, really when it comes
+to sounding an alarm, attacking, and pitching in, it is cleverer than
+your paper. The articles are witty; even when they are on the wrong
+side one cannot help laughing at them.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+Not always. In today's attack on the best articles the
+_Coriolanus_ has published in a long time I see no wit at all.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Attack on what articles?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+On yours, Colonel. I must have the paper somewhere about
+me.
+
+[_Searches, and gives him a copy of the Union._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf's paper attacks my articles! [_Reads._] "We regret
+such lack of knowledge--"
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"It is an unpardonable piece of presumption"--What! I am
+presumptuous?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+And here--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+"One may be in doubt as to whether the naivete of the
+contributor is comical or tragical, but at all events he has no right
+to join in the discussion"--[_Throwing down the paper._] Oh, that is
+contemptible! It is a low trick!
+
+_Enter_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from the garden._
+
+SENDEN (_aside_).
+
+Now comes the cloud-burst!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Professor, your newspaper is making progress. To bad principles is now
+added something else--baseness.
+
+IDA (_frightened_).
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF (_coming forward_).
+
+Colonel, how can you justify this insulting expression?
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the paper to him_).
+
+Look here! That stands in your paper! In your paper, Oldendorf!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+The tone of the attack is not quite as calm as I could have wished--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Not quite so calm? Not really?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+In substance the attack is justified.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! You dare say that to me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Father!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, I do not comprehend this attitude, and I beg you to consider
+that we are speaking before witnesses.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do not ask for any consideration. It would have been your place to
+show consideration for the man whose friendship you are otherwise so
+ready to claim.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, first of all, tell me frankly what is your own connection with
+the articles attacked in the _Coriolanus_?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A very chance connection, too insignificant in your eyes to deserve
+your regard. The articles are by me!
+
+IDA.
+
+Heavens!
+
+OLDENDORF (_vehemently_).
+
+By you? Articles in the paper of this gentleman?
+
+IDA (_entreating him_).
+
+Edward!
+
+OLDENDORF (_more calmly_).
+
+The _Union_ has attacked not you but an unknown person, who to us was
+merely a partisan of this gentleman. You would have spared us both
+this painful scene had you not concealed from me the fact that you are
+a correspondent of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You will have to stand my continuing not to make you a confidant of my
+actions. You have here given me a printed proof of your friendship,
+which does not make me long for other proofs.
+
+OLDENDORF (_taking up his hat_).
+
+I can only say that I deeply regret the occurrence, but do not feel
+myself in the least to blame. I hope, Colonel, that, when you think
+the matter over calmly, you will come to the same conclusion. Good-by,
+Miss Ida. Good day to you.
+
+[_Exit as far as centre door._]
+
+IDA (_entreating_).
+
+Father, don't let him leave us that way!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It is better than to have him stay.
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entering in elegant traveling costume, meets_ OLDENDORF _at
+the door_).
+
+Not so fast, Professor!
+
+[OLDENDORF _kisses her hand and leaves._]
+
+
+ IDA. }(_together_ Adelaide! [_Falls into her arms._]).
+ COLONEL. } Adelaide! And at such a moment!
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding_ IDA _fast and stretching out her hand to the_
+COLONEL).
+
+Shake hands with your compatriot. Aunt sends love, and Rosenau Manor,
+in its brown autumn dress, presents its humble compliments. The
+fields lie bare, and in the garden the withered leaves dance with the
+wind.--Ah, Mr. von Senden!
+
+COLONEL (_introducing_).
+
+Mr. Blumenberg, the editor.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We are delighted to welcome our zealous agriculturist to the city.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And we should have been pleased occasionally to meet our neighbor in
+the country.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He has a great deal to do here. He is a great politician, and works
+hard for the good cause.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, indeed, we read of his doings in the newspaper. I drove through
+your fields yesterday. Your potatoes are not all in yet. Your steward
+didn't get through with the work.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+You Rosenau people are privileged to get through a week earlier than
+any one else.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On the other hand, we have nothing to do but to farm. (_Amicably._)
+The neighbors send greetings.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Thank you. We must relinquish you now to friends who have more claim
+on you than we have. But will you not receive me in the course of the
+day so that I can ask for the news from home? [ADELAIDE _inclines her
+head._]
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Good-by, Colonel. (_To_ IDA.) My respectful compliments, Miss Berg.
+
+[_Exit together with_ BLUMENBERG.]
+
+IDA (_embracing_ ADELAIDE).
+
+I have you at last. Now everything will be all right!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is to be all right? Is anything not all right? Back there some
+one passed me more quickly than usual, and here I see glistening eyes
+and a furrowed brow. [_Kisses her on the eyes._] They shall not ruin
+your pretty eyes. And you, honored friend, turn a more friendly
+countenance to me.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You must stay with us all winter; it will be the first you have given
+us in a long time; we shall try to deserve such a favor.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+It is the first one since my father's death that I have cared to
+mingle with the world again. Besides, I have business that calls me
+here. You know I came of age this summer, and my legal friend, Judge
+Schwarz, requires my presence. Listen, Ida, the servants are
+unpacking, go and see that things are properly put away. (_Aside._)
+And put a damp cloth over your eyes for people can see that you have
+been crying. [_Exit_ IDA _to the right._ ADELAIDE _quickly goes up to
+the_ COLONEL.] What is the matter with Ida and the professor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That would be a long story. I shall not spoil my pleasure with it now.
+We men are at odds; our views are too opposed.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But were not your views opposed before this, too? And yet you were on
+such good terms with Oldendorf!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+They were not so extremely opposed as now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And which of you has changed his views?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+H'm! Why, he, of course. He is led astray in great part by his evil
+companions. There are some men, journalists on his paper, and
+especially there is a certain Bolz.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But probably you know him yourself. Why, he comes from your
+neighborhood.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a Rosenau boy.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I remember. Your father, the good old general, could not endure him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+At least he sometimes said so.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Since then this Bolz has become queer. His mode of life is said to be
+irregular, and I fear his morals are pretty loose. He is Oldendorf's
+evil genius.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That would be a pity!--No, I do not believe it!
+
+COLONEL. What do you not believe, Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling_).
+
+I do not believe in evil geniuses. What has gone wrong between you and
+Oldendorf can be set right again. Enemies today, friends
+tomorrow--that is the way in politics; but Ida's feelings will not
+change so quickly. Colonel, I have brought with me a beautiful design
+for a dress. That new dress I mean to wear this winter as bridesmaid.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No chance of it! You can't catch me that way, girl. I'll carry the war
+into the enemy's country. Why do you drive other people to the altar
+and let your own whole neighborhood joke you about being the Sleeping
+Beauty and the virgin farmer?
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_).
+
+Well, so they do.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+The richest heiress in the whole district! Courted by a host of
+adorers, yet so firmly intrenched against all sentiment; no one can
+comprehend it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+My dear Colonel, if our young gentlemen were as lovable as certain
+older ones--but, alas! they are not.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You shan't escape me. We shall hold you fast in town, until we find
+one among our young men whom you will deem worthy to be enrolled under
+your command. For whoever be your chosen husband, he will have the
+same experience I have had--namely, that, first or last, he will have
+to do your bidding.
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+Will you do my bidding with regard to Ida and the professor? Now I
+have you!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Will you do me the favor of choosing your husband this winter while
+you are with us? Yes? Now I have _you_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+It's a bargain! Shake hands! [_Holds out her hand to him._]
+
+COLONEL (_puts his hand in hers, laughing_).
+
+Well, you're outwitted.
+
+[_Exit through centre door._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+I don't think I am. What, Mr. Conrad Bolz! Is that your reputation
+among people! You live an irregular life? You have loose morals? You
+are an evil genius?--
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_through the centre door with a package_).
+
+Where shall I put the account-books and the papers, Miss Adelaide?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+In my apartment. Tell me, dear Korb, did you find your room here in
+order?
+
+KORB.
+
+In the finest order. The servant has given me two wax candles; it is
+pure extravagance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You need not touch a pen for me this whole day. I want you to see the
+town and look up your acquaintances. You have acquaintances here, I
+suppose?
+
+KORB.
+
+Not very many. It is more than a year since I was last here.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_).
+
+But are there no people from Rosenau here?
+
+KORB.
+
+Among the soldiers are four from the village. There is John Lutz of
+Schimmellutz--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I know. Have you no other acquaintance here from the village?
+
+KORB.
+
+None at all, except him, of course--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Except him? Whom do you mean?
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, our Mr. Conrad.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, to be sure! Are you not going to visit him? I thought you had
+always been good friends.
+
+KORB.
+
+Going to visit him? That is the first place I am going to. I have been
+looking forward to it during the whole journey. He is a faithful soul
+of whom the village has a right to be proud.
+
+ADELAIDE (_warmly_).
+
+Yes, he has a faithful heart.
+
+KORB (_eagerly_).
+
+Ever merry, ever friendly, and so attached to the village! Poor man,
+it is a long time since he was there!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't speak of it!
+
+KORB.
+
+He will ask me about everything--about the farming--
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+And about the horses. The old sorrel he was so fond of riding is still
+alive. KORB. And about the shrubs he planted with you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Especially about the lilac-bush where my arbor now stands. Be sure you
+tell him about that.
+
+KORB.
+
+And about the pond. Three hundred and sixty carp!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And sixty gold-tench; don't forget that. And the old carp with the
+copper ring about his body, that he put there, came out with the last
+haul, and we threw him back again.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how he will ask about you, Miss Adelaide!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Tell him I am well.
+
+KORB.
+
+And how you have carried on the farming since the general died; and
+that you take his newspaper which I read aloud to the farm-hands
+afterward.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Just that you need not tell him. [_Sighing, aside._] On these lines I
+shall learn nothing whatever. [_Pause, gravely._] See here, dear Korb,
+I have heard all sorts of things about Mr. Bolz that surprise me. He
+is said to live an irregular life.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, I imagine he does; he always was a wild colt.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is said to spend more than his income.
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes, that is quite possible. But I am perfectly sure he spends it
+merrily.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Small consolation I shall get from him! (_Indifferently._) He has now
+a good position, I suppose; won't he soon be looking for a wife?
+
+KORB.
+
+A wife? No, he is not doing that. It is impossible.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, I heard something of the kind; at least he is said to be much
+interested in a young lady. People are talking of it.
+
+KORB.
+
+Why, that would be--no, I don't believe it. (_Hastily._) But I'll ask
+him about it at once.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, he would be the last person to tell you. One learns such things
+from a man's friends and acquaintances. The village people ought to
+know it, I suppose, if a Rosenau man marries.
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course they should. I must get at the truth of that.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You would have to go about it the right way. You know how crafty he
+is.
+
+KORB.
+
+Oh, I'll get round him all right. I'll find some way.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Go, dear Korb! [_Exit_ KORB.] Those were sad tidings with which the
+Colonel met me. Conrad--immoral, unworthy? It is impossible! A noble
+character cannot change to that extent. I do not believe one word of
+what they say!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the "Union." Doors in the centre and on both sides.
+On the left, in the foreground, a desk with newspapers and documents.
+On the right, a similar, smaller table. Chairs._
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, _through the side door on the right, then_ MILLER
+_through the centre door._
+
+BOLZ (_eagerly_).
+
+Miller! Factotum! Where is the mail?
+
+MILLER (_nimbly with a package of letters and newspapers_).
+
+Here is the mail, Mr. Bolz; and here, from the press, is the
+proof-sheet of this evening's issue to be corrected.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the left quickly opening, looking through, and
+marking letters with a pencil_).
+
+I have already corrected the proof, old rascal!
+
+MILLER.
+
+Not quite. Down here is still the "Miscellaneous" which Mr. Bellmaus
+gave the type-setters.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Let us have it!
+
+[_Reads in the newspaper._]
+
+"Washing stolen from the yard"--"Triplets
+born"--"Concert"--"Concert"--"Meeting of an
+Association"--"Theatre"--all in order--"Newly invented engine"--"The
+great sea-serpent spied."
+
+[_Jumping up._]
+
+What the deuce is this? Is he bringing up the old sea-serpent again?
+It ought to be cooked into a jelly for him, and he be made to eat it
+cold.
+
+[_Hurries to the door on the right._]
+
+Bellmaus, monster, come out!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_from the right, pen in hand_).
+
+What is the matter! Why all this noise?
+
+BOLZ (_solemnly_).
+
+Bellmaus, when we did you the honor of intrusting you with the odds
+and ends for this newspaper, we never expected you to bring the
+everlasting great sea-serpent writhing through the columns of our
+journal!--How could you put in that worn-out old lie?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+It just fitted. There were exactly six lines left.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That is an excuse, but not a good one. Invent your own stories. What
+are you a journalist for? Make a little "Communication," an
+observation, for instance, on human life in general, or something
+about dogs running around loose in the streets; or choose a
+bloodcurdling story such as a murder out of politeness, or how a
+woodchuck bit seven sleeping children, or something of that kind. So
+infinitely much happens, and so infinitely much does not happen, that
+an honest newspaper man ought never to be without news.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Give it here, I will change it.
+
+[_Goes to the table, looks into a printed sheet, cuts a clipping from
+it with large shears, and pastes it on the copy of the newspaper._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+That's right, my son, so do, and mend thy ways.
+
+[_Opening the door on the right._]
+
+Kaempe, can you come in a moment? (_To_ MILLER, _who is waiting at the
+door._) Take that proof straight to the press!
+
+[MILLER _takes the sheet from_ BELLMAUS _and hurries off._]
+
+_Enter_ KAeMPE.
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+But I can't write anything decent while you are making such a noise.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You can't? What have you just written, then? At most, I imagine, a
+letter to a ballet-dancer or an order to your tailor.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+No, he writes tender letters. He is seriously in love, for he took me
+walking in the moonlight yesterday and scorned the idea of a drink.
+
+KAeMPE (_who has seated himself comfortably_).
+
+Gentlemen, it is unfair to call a man away from his work for the sake
+of making such poor jokes.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, yes, he evidently slanders you when he maintains that you love
+anything else but your new boots and to some small degree your own
+person. You yourself are a love-spurting nature, little Bellmaus. You
+glow like a fusee whenever you see a young lady. Spluttering and smoky
+you hover around her, and yet don't dare even to address her. But we
+must be lenient with him; his shyness is to blame. He blushes in
+woman's presence, and is still capable of lovely emotions, for he
+started out to be a lyric poet.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I don't care to be continually reproached with my poems. Did I ever
+read them to you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, thank Heaven, that audacity you never had. (_Seriously._) But,
+now, gentlemen, to business. Today's number is ready. Oldendorf is not
+yet here, but meanwhile, let us hold a confidential session. Oldendorf
+_must_ be chosen deputy from this town to the next Parliament; our
+party and the _Union must_ put that through. How does our stock stand
+today?
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+Remarkably high. Our opponents agree that no other candidate would be
+so dangerous for them, and our friends everywhere are most hopeful.
+But you know how little that may signify. Here is the list of the
+voters. Our election committee sends word to you that our calculations
+were correct. Of the hundred voters from our town, forty surely ours.
+About an equal number are pledged to the other party; the remnant of
+some twenty votes are undecided. It is clear that the election will
+be determined by a very small majority.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Of course we shall have that majority--a majority of from eight to ten
+votes. Just say that, everywhere, with the greatest assuredness. Many
+a one who is still undecided will come over to us on hearing that we
+are the stronger. Where is the list of our uncertain voters? [_Looks
+it over._]
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+I have placed a mark wherever our friends think some influence might
+be exerted.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I see two crosses opposite one name; what do they signify?
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+That is Piepenbrink, the wine-dealer Piepenbrink. He has a large
+following in his district, is a well-to-do man, and, they say, can
+command five or six votes among his adherents.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Him we must have. What sort of a man is he?
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+He is very blunt, they say, and no politician at all.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But he has a pretty daughter.
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+What's the use of his pretty daughter? I'd rather he had an ugly
+wife--one could get at him more easily.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, but he has one--a lady with little curls and fiery red ribbons
+in her cap.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Wife or no wife, the man must be ours. Hush, some one is coming; that
+is Oldendorf's step. He needn't know anything of our conference. Go to
+your room, gentlemen. To be continued this evening.
+
+KAeMPE (_at the door_).
+
+It is still agreed, I suppose, that in the next number I resume the
+attack on the new correspondent of the _Coriolanus_, the one with the
+arrow.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, indeed. Pitch into him, decently but hard. Just now, on the eve
+of the election, a little row with our opponents will do us good; and
+the articles with the arrow give us a great opening.
+
+[_Exeunt_ KAeMPE _and_ BELLMAUS.]
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _through centre door._
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Good-day, Conrad.
+
+BOLZ (_at the table on the right, looking over the list of voters_).
+
+Blessed be thy coming! The mail is over there; there is nothing of
+importance.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do you need me here today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, my darling. This evening's issue is ready. For tomorrow Kaempe is
+writing the leading article.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+About what?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A little skirmish with the _Coriolanus_. Another one against the
+unknown correspondent with the arrow who attacked our party. But do
+not worry; I told Kaempe to make the article dignified, very dignified.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+For Heaven's sake, don't! The article must not be written.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I fail to comprehend you. What use are political opponents if you
+cannot attack them?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Now see here! These articles were written by the Colonel; he told me
+so himself today.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Thunder and lightning!
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+You may imagine that along with this admission went other intimations
+which place me just now in a very uncomfortable position as regards
+the Colonel and his family.
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+And what does the Colonel want you to do?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He will be reconciled to me if I resign the editorship of this paper
+and withdraw as candidate for election.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil! He is moderate in his demands!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I suffer under this discord; to you, as my friend, I can say so.
+
+BOLZ (_going up to him and pressing his hand_).
+
+Solemn moment of manly emotion!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Don't play the clown just now. You can imagine how unpleasant my
+position in the Colonel's house has become. The worthy old gentleman
+either frigid or violent; the conversation spiced with bitter
+allusions; Ida suffering--I can often see that she has been crying. If
+our party wins and I become member for the town, I fear I shall lose
+all hope of marrying Ida.
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+And if you withdraw it will be a serious blow to our party. (_Rapidly
+and emphatically._) The coming session of Parliament will determine
+the fate of the country. The parties are almost equal. Every loss is a
+blow of a vote to our cause. In this town we have no other candidate
+but you, who is sufficiently popular to make his election probable. If
+you withdraw from the contest, no matter what the reason, our
+opponents win.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Unfortunately what you say is true.
+
+BOLZ (_with continued vehemence_).
+
+I won't dwell on my confidence in your talents. I am convinced that,
+in the House, and, possibly, as one of the ministers, you will be of
+service to your country. I merely ask you, now, to remember your duty
+to our political friends, who have pinned their faith on you, and to
+this paper and ourselves, who for three years have worked for the
+credit of the name of Oldendorf which heads our front page. Your honor
+is at stake, and every moment of wavering is wrong.
+
+OLDENDORF (_dignified_).
+
+You are exciting yourself without reason. I too deem it wrong to
+retire now when I am told that our cause needs me. But in confessing
+to you, my friend, that my decision means a great personal sacrifice,
+I am not compromising either our cause or ourselves as individuals.
+
+BOLZ (_soothingly_).
+
+Right you are! You are a loyal comrade. And so peace, friendship,
+courage! Your old Colonel won't be inexorable.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+He has grown intimate with Senden, who flatters him in every way, and
+has plans, I fear, which affect me also. I should feel still more
+worried but for knowing that I have now a good advocate in the
+Colonel's house. Adelaide Runeck has just arrived.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide Runeck? She into the bargain! (_Quickly calling through the
+door on the right._) Kaempe, the article against the knight of the
+arrow is not to be written. Understand?
+
+_Enter_ KAeMPE.
+
+KAeMPE (_at the door, pen in hand_).
+
+But what is to be written, then?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The devil only knows! See here! Perhaps I can induce Oldendorf to
+write the leading article for tomorrow himself. But at all events you
+must have something on hand.
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+But what?
+
+BOLZ (_excitedly_).
+
+For all I care write about emigration to Australia; that, at any rate,
+will give no offense.
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+Good! Am I to encourage it or advise against it?
+
+BOLZ (_quickly_).
+
+Advise against it, of course; we need every one who is willing to work
+here at home. Depict Australia as a contemptible hole. Be perfectly
+truthful but make it as black as possible--how the Kangaroo, balled
+into a heap, springs with invincible malice at the settler's head,
+while the duckbill nips at the back of his legs; how the gold-seeker
+has, in winter, to stand up to his neck in salt water while for three
+months in summer he has not a drop to drink; how he may live through
+all that only to be eaten up at last by thievish natives. Make it very
+vivid and end up with the latest market prices for Australian wool
+from the _Times_. You'll find what books you need in the library.
+[_Slams the door to._]
+
+OLDENDORF (_at the table_).
+
+Do you know Miss Runeck? She often inquires about you in her letters
+to Ida.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Indeed? Yes, to be sure, I know her. We are from the same village--she
+from the manor-house, I from the parsonage. My father taught us
+together. Oh, yes, I know her!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+How comes it that you have drifted so far apart? You never speak of
+her.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+H'm! It is an old story--family quarrels, Montagues and Capulets. I
+have not seen her for a long time.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+I hope that you too were not estranged by politics.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Politics did, indeed, have something to do with our separation; you
+see it is the common misfortune that party life destroys friendship.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Sad to relate! In religion any educated man will tolerate the
+convictions of another; but in politics we treat each other like
+reprobates if there be the slightest shade of difference of opinion
+between us.
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+Matter for our next article! (_Aloud._) "The slightest shade of
+difference of opinion between us." Just what I think! We must have
+that in our paper! (_Entreating)_. Look! A nice little virtuous
+article: "An admonition to our voters--Respect our opponents, for they
+are, after all, our brothers!" (_Urging him more and more._)
+Oldendorf, that would be something for you--there is virtue and
+humanity in the theme; writing will divert you, and you owe the paper
+an article because you forbade the feud. Please do me the favor! Go
+into the back room there and write. No one shall disturb you.
+
+OLDENDORF (_smiling_).
+
+You are just a vulgar intriguer!
+
+BOLZ (_forcing him from his chair_).
+
+Please, you'll find ink and paper there. Come, deary, come! [_He
+accompanies him to the door on the left. Exit_ OLDENDORF. BOLZ
+_calling after him._] Will you have a cigar? An old Henry Clay?
+[_Draws a cigar-case from his pocket._] No? Don't make it too short;
+it is to be the principal article! [_He shuts the door, calls through
+the door on the right._] The professor is writing the article himself.
+See that nobody disturbs him! [_Coming to the front._] So that is
+settled.--Adelaide here in town! I'll go straight to her! Stop, keep
+cool, keep cool! Old Bolz, you are no longer the brown lad from the
+parsonage. And even if you were, _she_ has long since changed. Grass
+has grown over the grave of a certain childish inclination. Why are
+you suddenly thumping so, my dear soul? Here in town she is just as
+far off from you as on her estates. [_Seating himself and playing with
+a pencil._] "Nothing like keeping cool," murmured the salamander as he
+sat in the stove fire.
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB.
+
+Is Mr. Bolz in?
+
+BOLZ (_jumping up_).
+
+Korb! My dear Korb! Welcome, heartily welcome! It is good of you not
+to have forgotten me. [_Shakes hands with him._] I am very glad to see
+you.
+
+KORB.
+
+And I even more to see you. Here we are in town. The whole village
+sends greetings! From Anton the stable-boy--he is now head man--to the
+old night watchman whose horn you once hung up on the top of the
+tower. Oh, what a pleasure this is!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+How is Miss Runeck? Tell me, old chap!
+
+KORB.
+
+Very well indeed, now. But we have been through much. The late general
+was ill for four years. It was a bad time. You know he was always an
+irritable man.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, he was hard to manage.--
+
+KORB.
+
+And especially during his illness. But Miss Adelaide took care of
+him, so gentle and so pale, like a perfect lamb. Now, since his death,
+Miss Adelaide runs the estate, and like the best of managers. The
+village is prospering again. I will tell you everything, but not until
+this evening. Miss Adelaide is waiting for me; I merely ran in quickly
+to tell you that we are here.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Don't be in such a hurry, Korb.--So the people in the village still
+think of me!
+
+KORB.
+
+I should say they did! No one can understand why you don't come near
+us. It was another matter while the old gentleman was alive, but now--
+
+BOLZ (_seriously_).
+
+My parents are dead; a stranger lives in the parsonage.
+
+KORB.
+
+But we in the manor-house are still alive! Miss Runeck would surely be
+delighted--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Does she still remember me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course she does. This very day she asked about you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+What did she ask, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+She asked me if it was true what people are saying, that you have
+grown very wild, make debts, run after girls, and are up to the devil
+generally.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good gracious! You stood up for me, I trust?
+
+KORB.
+
+Of course! I told her that all that might be taken for granted with
+you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Confound it! That's what she thinks of me, is it? Tell me, Korb, Miss
+Adelaide has many suitors, has she not?
+
+KORB.
+
+The sands of the sea are as nothing to it.
+
+BOLZ (_vexed_).
+
+But yet she can finally choose only one, I suppose.
+
+KORB (_slyly_).
+
+Correct! But which one? That's the question.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Which do you think it will be?
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is difficult to say. There is this Mr. von Senden who is
+now living in town. If any one has a chance it is probably he. He
+fusses about us like a weasel. Just as I was leaving he sent to the
+house a whole dozen of admission cards to the great fete at the club.
+It must be the sort of club where the upper classes go arm-in-arm with
+the townspeople.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Yes, it is a political society of which Senden is a director. It is
+casting out a great net for voters. And the Colonel and the ladies are
+going?
+
+KORB.
+
+I hear they are. I, too, received a card.
+
+BOLZ (_to himself_).
+
+Has it come to this? Poor Oldendorf!--And Adelaide at the club fete of
+Mr. von Senden!
+
+KORB (_to himself_).
+
+How am I going to begin and find out about his love-affairs?
+(_Aloud._) Oh, see here, Mr. Conrad, one thing more! Have you possibly
+some real good friend in this concern to whom you could introduce me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Why, old chap?
+
+KORB.
+
+It is only--I am a stranger here, and often have commissions and
+errands where I need advice. I should like to have some one to consult
+should you chance to be away, or with whom I could leave word for you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You will find me here at almost any time of day. [_At the door._]
+Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.] You see this gentleman here. He is an
+honored old friend of mine from my native village. Should he happen
+not to find me here, you take my place.--This gentleman's name is
+Bellmaus, and he is a good fellow.
+
+KORB.
+
+I am pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Bellmaus.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+And I to make yours. You have not told me his name yet.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Korb. He has had a great deal to carry in his life, and has often
+carried me on his back, too.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I too am pleased, Mr. Korb. [_They shake hands._]
+
+KORB.
+
+Well, that is in order, and now I must go or Miss Adelaide will be
+waiting.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good-by! Hope to see you very soon again.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB; _exit_ BELLMAUS _through door on the right._]
+
+BOLZ (_alone_).
+
+So this Senden is courting her! Oh, that is bitter!
+
+_Enter_ HENNING, _followed by_ MILLER.
+
+HENNING (_in his dressing-gown, hurriedly, with a printed roll in his
+hand_).
+
+Your servant, Mr. Bolz! Is "opponent" spelt with one p or with two
+p's? The new proofreader has corrected it one p.
+
+BOLZ (_deep in his thoughts_).
+
+Estimable Mr. Henning, the _Union_ prints it with two p's.
+
+HENNING.
+
+I said so at once. [_To_ MILLER.] It must be changed; the press is
+waiting.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER _hastily._]
+
+I took occasion to read the leading article. Doubtless you wrote it
+yourself. It is very good, but too sharp, Mr. Bolz. Pepper and
+mustard--that will give offense; it will cause bad blood.
+
+BOLZ (_still deep in his thoughts, violently_).
+
+I always did have an antipathy to this man!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsche Verlagsgesellschaft,
+Stuttgart_. NATURE ENTHUSIASTS. ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+HENNING (_hurt_).
+
+How? What? Mr. Bolz? You have an antipathy to me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+To whom? No, dear Mr. Henning, you are a good fellow and would be the
+best newspaper owner in the world, if only you were not often as
+frightened as a hare. [_Embraces him._] My regards to Mrs. Henning,
+sir, and leave me alone. I am thinking up my next article.
+
+HENNING (_while he is being thrust out_).
+
+But do, please, write very moderately and kindly, dear Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ (_alone, walking to and fro again_).
+
+Senden avoids me whenever he can. He stands things from me that any
+one else would strongly resent. Is it possible that he suspects--
+
+_Enter_ MILLER.
+
+MILLER (_hurriedly_).
+
+A lady I don't know wishes to pay her respects to you.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A lady! And to me?
+
+MILLER.
+
+To the editor. [_Hands him a card._]
+
+BOLZ (_reads_).
+
+Leontine Pavoni-Gessler, _nee_ Melloni from Paris. She must have to do
+with art. Is she pretty?
+
+MILLER.
+
+H'm! So, so!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Then tell her we are very sorry that we cannot have the pleasure, that
+it is the editor's big washing-day.
+
+MILLER.
+
+What?
+
+BOLZ (_vehemently_).
+
+Washing, children's washing. That we are sitting up to the elbows in
+soapsuds.
+
+MILLER (_laughing_).
+
+And I am to--
+
+BOLZ (_impatiently_).
+
+You're a blockhead! [_At the door._] Bellmaus! [_Enter_ BELLMAUS.]
+Stay here and receive the visitor. [_Gives him the card._]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Ah, that is the new ballet-dancer who is expected here. [_Inspecting
+his coat._] But I'm not dressed for it!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+All the more dressed she will be. [_To_ MILLER.] Show the lady in.
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER.]
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+But really I cannot--
+
+BOLZ (_irritably_).
+
+Oh the devil, don't put on airs! [_Goes to the table, puts papers in
+the drawer, seizes his hat._]
+
+_Enter_ MADAME PAVONI.
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Have I the honor of seeing before me the editor of the _Union_?
+
+BELLMAUS (_bowing_).
+
+To be sure--that is to say--won't you kindly be seated? [_Pushes up
+chairs._]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Adelaide is clear-sighted and clever. How can she possibly fail to see
+through that fellow?
+
+MADAME PAVONI.
+
+Mr. Editor, the intelligent articles about art which adorn your
+paper--have prompted me--
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Oh, please!
+
+BOLZ. (_having made up his mind_).
+
+I must gain entrance into this club-fete!
+
+[_Exit with a bow to the lady._ BELLMAUS _and_ MADAME PAVONI _sit
+facing each other._]
+
+
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor. In the foreground on the right_ IDA
+_and_ ADELAIDE, _next to_ ADELAIDE _the_ COLONEL, _all sitting. In
+front of them a table with coffee set._
+
+COLONEL (_in conversation with_ ADELAIDE, _laughing_).
+
+A splendid story, and cleverly told! I am heartily glad that you are
+with us, dear Adelaide. Now, at any rate, we shall talk about
+something else at table besides this everlasting politics! H'm! The
+professor has not come today. He never used to miss our coffee-hour.
+
+[_Pause;_ ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _look at each other._ IDA _sighs._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Perhaps he has work to do.
+
+IDA.
+
+Or he is vexed with us because I am going to the fete tonight.
+
+COLONEL (_irritably_).
+
+Nonsense, you are not his wife nor even openly his fiancee. You are in
+your father's house and belong in my circle.--H'm! I see he treasures
+it up against me that I did some plain speaking the other day. I think
+I was a little impatient.
+
+ADELAIDE (_nodding her head_).
+
+Yes, a little, I hear.
+
+IDA.
+
+He is worried about the way you feel, dear father.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, I have reason enough to be vexed; don't remind me of it. And
+that, in addition, he lets himself be mixed up in these elections, is
+unpardonable.
+
+[_Walks up and down._]
+
+But you had better send for him, Ida.
+
+IDA _rings. Enter_ CARL.
+
+IDA.
+
+Our compliments to the professor and we are waiting coffee for him.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, that about waiting was not quite necessary. Why, we have
+finished our coffee.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ida has not finished yet.
+
+IDA.
+
+Hush!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Why did he ever let himself be put up as candidate? He has plenty to
+do as it is.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pure ambition, girls. The devil of ambition possesses these young men.
+He impels them as steam does a locomotive.
+
+IDA.
+
+No, father, _he_ never thought of himself in the matter.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It does not stand out quite so nakedly as, "I must make a career for
+myself," or "I wish to become a famous man." The procedure is more
+delicate. The good friends come along and say: "Your duty to the good
+cause requires you to--it is a crime against your country if you do
+not--it is a sacrifice for you but we demand it." And so a pretty
+mantle is thrown around vanity, and the candidate issues forth--from
+pure patriotism of course! Don't teach an old soldier worldly wisdom.
+We, dear Adelaide, sit calmly by and laugh at such weaknesses.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And are indulgent toward them when we have so good a heart as you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, one profits by experience.
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden and two other gentlemen.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What do they want? Pleased to see them!
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+Allow me to have them shown in here, children. Senden never stays
+long. He is a roving spirit.
+
+[_The ladies rise._]
+
+IDA.
+
+The hour is again spoiled for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Don't mind it; we shall have all the more time to dress.
+
+[_Exeunt_ IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _on the left._]
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN, BLUMENBERG, _a third gentleman._
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, we come on behalf of the committee for the approaching
+election to notify you that that committee has unanimously voted to
+make you, Colonel, our party's candidate.
+
+COLONEL. _Me?_
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The committee begs you to accept this nomination so that the necessary
+announcement can be made to the voters at this evening's fete.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are you in earnest, dear Senden? Where did the committee get such an
+idea?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Colonel, our president, who had previously agreed to run for our town,
+found that it would be more advantageous to be candidate from a
+provincial district; apart from him no one of our townsmen is so well
+known and so popular with the citizens as yourself. If you accede to
+our request our party is certain of victory; if you refuse, there is
+every probability that our opponents will have their own way. You will
+agree with us that such an eventuality must be avoided under all
+circumstances.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I see all that; but, on personal grounds, it is impossible for me to
+help our friends in this matter.
+
+SENDEN (_to the others_).
+
+Let me explain to the Colonel certain things which will possibly make
+him look favorably on our request.
+
+[_Exeunt_ BLUMENBERG _and the other gentlemen into the garden, where
+they are visible from time to time._]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+But, Senden, how could you put me in this embarrassing position! You
+know that for years Oldendorf has frequented my house and that it will
+be extremely unpleasant for me openly to oppose him.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If the professor is really so devoted to you and your household, he
+has now the best opportunity to show it. It is a foregone conclusion
+that he will at once withdraw.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am not quite so sure of that; he is very stubborn in many ways.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+If he do not withdraw such egotism can scarcely still be called
+stubbornness. And in such a case you would scarcely be under
+obligations to him; obligations, Colonel, which might work injury to
+the whole country. Besides, he has no chance of being elected if you
+accept, for you will defeat him by a majority not large but sure.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are we so perfectly certain of this majority!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+I think I can guarantee it. Blumenberg and the other gentlemen have
+made very thorough inquiries.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It would serve the professor quite right if he had to withdraw in my
+favor.--But no--no; it will not do at all, my friend.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+We know, Colonel, what a sacrifice we are asking of you, and that
+nothing could compensate you for it save the consciousness of having
+done your country a great service.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be sure.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It would be so regarded in the capital, too, and I am convinced that
+your entering the House would also cause pleasure in other circles
+than those of your numerous friends and admirers.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I should meet there many old friends and comrades. (_Aside_.) I should
+be presented at Court.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The minister of war asked very warmly after you the other day; he too
+must have been one of your companions in arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes indeed! As young blades we served in the same company and played
+many mad pranks together. It would be a pleasure to see him now in the
+House, drawing his honest face into dark lines. He was a wild devil in
+the regiment, but a fine boy.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Nor will he be the only one to receive you with open arms.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+In any case, I should have to think the matter over.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Don't be angry, Colonel, if I urge you to decide. This evening we have
+to introduce their candidate to our citizen guests. It is high time,
+or all is lost.
+
+COLONEL (_hesitating_).
+
+Senden, you put a knife to my throat!
+
+[SENDEN, _from the door, motions the gentlemen in the garden to come
+in_.]
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We venture to urge you, knowing that so good a soldier as you,
+Colonel, makes up his mind quickly.
+
+COLONEL (_after struggling inwardly_).
+
+Well, so be it, gentlemen, I accept! Tell the committee I appreciate
+their confidence. This evening we will talk over details.
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+We thank you, Colonel. The whole town will be rejoiced to hear of your
+decision.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Good-by until this evening.
+
+[_Exeunt the visitors_;
+
+COLONEL _alone, thoughtfully_.]
+
+I fear I ought not to have accepted so quickly; but I had to do the
+minister of war that favor. What will the girls say to it? And
+Oldendorf?
+
+[_Enter_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+There he is himself.
+
+[_Clears his throat_.]
+
+He will be astonished. I can't help it, he must withdraw. Good
+morning, Professor, you come just at the right moment.
+
+OLDENDORF (_hastily_).
+
+Colonel, there is a report in town that Mr. von Senden's party have
+put you up as their candidate. I ask for your own assurance that you
+would not accept such a nomination.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And, supposing the proposition had been made to me, why should I not
+accept as well as you? Yes, rather than you; for the motives that
+would determine me are sounder than your reasons.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+So there is some foundation then to the rumor?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+To be frank, it is the truth. I have accepted. You see in me your
+opponent.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Nothing so bad has yet occurred to trouble our relations. Colonel,
+could not the memory of a friendship, hearty and undisturbed for
+years, induce you to avoid this odious conflict?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Oldendorf, I could not act otherwise, believe me. It is your place now
+to remember our old friendship. You are a younger man, let alone other
+relationships; you are the one now to withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF (_more excitedly_).
+
+Colonel, I have known you for years. I know how keenly and how deeply
+you feel things and how little your ardent disposition fits you to
+bear the petty vexations of current politics, the wearing struggle of
+debates. Oh, my worthy friend, do listen to my exhortations and take
+back your consent.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Let that be my concern. I am an old block of hard timber. Think of
+yourself, dear Oldendorf. You are young, you have fame as a scholar;
+your learning assures you every success. Why, in another sphere of
+activity, do you seek to exchange honor and recognition for naught but
+hatred, mockery, and humiliation? For with such views as yours you
+cannot fail to harvest them. Think it over. Be sensible, and withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Colonel, could I follow my own inclinations I should do so on the
+spot. But in this contest I am under obligations to my friends. I
+cannot withdraw now.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly_).
+
+Nor can I withdraw, lest I harm the good cause. We are no further now
+than in the beginning. (_Aside_.) Obstinate fellow!
+
+[_Both walk up and down on opposite sides of the stage._]
+
+You have not the least chance whatever of being elected, Oldendorf; my
+friends are sure of having the majority of the votes. You are exposing
+yourself to a public defeat. (_Kindly_.) I should dislike having you
+of all people beaten by me; it will cause gossip and scandal. Just
+think of it! It is perfectly useless for you to conjure up the
+conflict.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Even if it were such a foregone conclusion as you assume, Colonel, I
+should still have to hold out to the end. But as far as I can judge
+the general sentiment, the result is by no means so certain. And
+think, Colonel, if you should happen to be defeated--
+
+COLONEL (_irritated_).
+
+I tell you, that will not be the case.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But if it should be? How odious that would be for both of us! How
+would you feel toward me then! I might possibly welcome a defeat in my
+heart; for you it would be a terrible mortification, and, Colonel, I
+dread this possibility.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+For that very reason you should withdraw.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I can no longer do so; but there is still time for you.
+
+COLONEL (_vehemently_).
+
+Thunder and lightning, sir, I have said yes; I am not the man to cap
+it with a no!
+
+[_Both walk up and down._]
+
+That appears to end it, Professor! My wishes are of no account to you;
+I ought to have known that! We must go our separate ways. We have
+become open opponents; let us be honest enemies--
+
+OLDENDORF (_seizing the_ COLONEL'S _hand_).
+
+Colonel, I consider this a most unfortunate day; for I see sad results
+to follow. Rest assured that no circumstances can shake my love and
+devotion for you.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+We are drawn up in line of battle, as it were. You mean to let
+yourself be defeated by an old military man. You shall have your
+desire.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I ask your permission to tell Miss Ida of our conversation.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat uneasy_).
+
+You had better not do that just now, Professor. An opportunity will
+come in due time. At present the ladies are dressing. I myself will
+say what is necessary.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Farewell, Colonel, and think of me without hard feelings.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I will try my best, Professor.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+He has not given in! What depths of ambition there are in these
+scholars!
+
+_Enter_ IDA, ADELAIDE.
+
+IDA.
+
+Was not that Edward's voice?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Yes, my child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And he has gone away again! Has anything happened?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Well, yes, girls. To make a long story short, Oldendorf does not
+become member for this town, but I.
+
+ADELAIDE} (_together_.) You, Colonel? IDA } You, father?
+
+IDA.
+
+Has Edward withdrawn?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Is the election over?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Neither one nor the other. Oldendorf has proved his much-vaunted
+devotion to us by not withdrawing, and election day is not yet past.
+But from what I hear there is no doubt that Oldendorf will be
+defeated.
+
+IDA.
+
+And you, father, have come out before everybody as his opponent?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And what did Oldendorf say to that, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't excite me, girls! Oldendorf was stubborn, otherwise he behaved
+well, and as far as that is concerned all is in order. The grounds
+which determined me to make the sacrifice are very weighty. I will
+explain them to you more fully another time. The matter is decided; I
+have accepted; let that suffice for the present.
+
+IDA.
+
+But, dear father--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Leave me in peace, Ida, I have other things to think of. This evening
+I am to speak in public; that is, so to say, the custom at such
+elections. Don't worry, my child, we'll get the better of the
+professor and his clique.
+
+[_Exit_ COLONEL _toward the garden_. IDA _and_ ADELAIDE _stand facing
+each other and wring their hands._]
+
+IDA.
+
+What do you say to that?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are his daughter--what do _you_ say?
+
+IDA.
+
+Not possible!--Father! Scarcely had he finished explaining to us
+thoroughly what petty mantles ambition assumes in such elections--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, he described them right vividly, all the little wraps and cloaks
+of vanity.
+
+IDA.
+
+And within an hour he lets them throw the cloak about himself. Why, it
+is terrible! And if father is not elected? It was wrong of Edward not
+to give in to father's weakness. Is that your love for me, Professor?
+He, too, never thought of me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Shall I tell you what? Let us hope that they both fail. These
+politicians! It was bad enough for you when only one was in politics;
+now that both have tasted of the intoxicating drink you are done for.
+Were I ever to come into a position to make a man my master, I should
+impose upon him but one condition, the wise rule of conduct of my old
+aunt: Smoke tobacco, my husband, as much as you please; at most it
+will spoil the walls; but never dare to look at a newspaper--that will
+spoil your character.
+
+[KORB _appears at the door_.]
+
+What news do you bring, Korb?
+
+KORB (_hastily, mysteriously_).
+
+It isn't true!
+
+ADELAIDE (_the same_). What isn't true?
+
+KORB.
+
+That he has a fiancee. He has no idea of it. His friend says he has
+but one lady-love.
+
+ADELAIDE (_eagerly_).
+
+Who is she?
+
+KORB. His newspaper.
+
+
+ADELAIDE (_relieved_).
+
+Ah, indeed. (_Aloud_.)
+
+One can see by that how many falsehoods people tell. It is good, dear
+Korb.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA. What isn't true?
+
+ADELAIDE (_sighing_).
+
+Well, that we women are cleverer than men. We talk just as wisely and
+I fear are just as glad to forget our wisdom at the first opportunity.
+We are all of us together poor sinners!
+
+IDA.
+
+You can joke about it. You never knew what it was to have your father
+and the man you loved oppose each other as enemies.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do you think so! Well, I once had a good friend who had foolishly
+given her heart to a handsome, high-spirited boy. She was a mere child
+and it was a very touching relationship: knightly devotion on his part
+and tender sighings on hers. Then the young heroine had the misfortune
+to become very jealous, and so far forgot poetry and deportment as to
+give her heart's chosen knight a box on the ear. It was only a little
+box, but it had fateful consequences. The young lady's father had seen
+it and demanded an explanation. Then the young knight acted like a
+perfect hero. He took all the blame upon himself and told the alarmed
+father that he had asked the young lady to kiss him--poor fellow, he
+never had the courage for such a thing!--and the blow had been her
+answer. A stern man was the father; he treated the lad very harshly.
+The hero was sent away from his family and his home, and the heroine
+sat lonely in her donjon-tower and mourned her lost one.
+
+IDA.
+
+She ought to have told her father the truth.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Oh, she did. But her confession made matters only worse. Years have
+gone by since then, and the knight and his lady are now old people and
+have become quite sensible.
+
+IDA (_smiling_).
+
+And, because they are sensible, do they not love each other any
+longer?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+How the man feels about it, dear child, I cannot tell you exactly. He
+wrote the lady a very beautiful letter after the death of her
+father--that is all I know about it. But the lady has greater
+confidence than you, for she still hopes. (_Earnestly_.) Yes, she
+hopes; and even her father permitted that before he died--you see, she
+still hopes.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+And who is the banished one for whom she still hopes?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Hush, dearest, that is a dark secret. Few persons living know about
+it; and when the birds on the trees of Rosenau tell each other the
+story they treat it as a dim legend of their forefathers. They then
+sing softly and sorrowfully, and their feathers stand on end with awe.
+In due time you shall learn all about it; but now you must think of
+the fete, and of how pretty you are going to look.
+
+IDA.
+
+On the one hand the father, on the other the lover--how will it end?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Do not worry. The one is an old soldier, the other a young statesman;
+two types that we women have wound around our little fingers from time
+immemorial! [_Both leave_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Side room of a public hall. The rear wall a great arch with columns,
+through which one looks into the lighted hall and through it into another.
+On the left, toward the front, a door. On the right, tables and chairs;
+chandeliers. Later, from time to time distant music. In the hall ladies
+and gentlemen walking about or standing in groups_. SENDEN, BLUMENBERG,
+_behind them_ SCHMOCK _coming from the hall_.
+
+SENDEN. All is going well. There is a splendid spirit in the company.
+These good townspeople are delighted with our arrangements. It was a
+fine idea of yours, Blumenberg, to have this fete.
+
+BLUMENBEEG. Only hurry and get people warmed up! It's a good thing to
+begin with some music. Vienna waltzes are best on account of the
+women. Then comes a speech from you, then some solo singing, and, at
+supper, the introduction of the Colonel, and the toasts. It can't help
+being a success; the men must have hearts of stone if they don't give
+their votes in return for such a fete.
+
+SENDEN. The toasts have been apportioned.
+
+BLUMENBERG. But the music?--Why has the music stopped?
+
+SENDEN. I am waiting for the Colonel to arrive.
+
+BLUMENBERG. He must be received with a blare of trumpets. It will
+flatter him, you know.
+
+SENDEN. That's what I ordered. Directly after, they start up a march
+and we bring him in procession.
+
+BLUMENBERG. First rate! That will lend solemnity to his entrance. Only
+think up your speech. Be popular, for today we are among the rabble.
+
+_Enter guests, among them_ HENNING.
+
+SENDEN (_doing the honors with BLUMENBERG_). Delighted to see you
+here! We knew that you would not fail us. Is this your wife?
+
+GUEST. Yes, Mr. von Senden, this is my wife.
+
+SENDEN. You here, too, Mr. Henning? Welcome, my dear sir!
+
+HENNING. I was invited by my friend and really had the curiosity to
+come. My presence, I hope, will not be unpleasant to any one?
+
+SENDEN. Quite the contrary. We are most pleased to greet you here.
+
+[_Guests leave through centre door_; SENDEN _goes out in conversation
+with them._]
+
+BLUMENBERG. He knows how to manage people. It's the good manners of
+these gentlemen that does it. He is useful--useful to me too. He
+manages the others, and I manage him. [_Turning, he sees_ SCHMOCK,
+_who is hovering near the door_.] What are you doing here? Why do you
+stand there listening? You are not a door-keeper! See that you keep
+out of my vicinity. Divide yourself up among the company.
+
+SCHMOCK. Whom shall I go to if I know none of these people at all? You
+are the only person I know.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Why must you tell people that you know me? I consider it
+no honor to stand next to you.
+
+SCHMOCK. If it is not an honor it's not a disgrace either; But I can
+stay by myself.
+
+BLUMENBERG. Have you money to get something to eat? Go to the
+restaurant-keeper and order something charged to me. The committee
+will pay for it.
+
+SCHMOCK. I don't care to go and eat. I have no need to spend anything.
+I have had my supper.
+
+[_Blare of trumpets and march in the distance. Exit_ BLUMENBERG.
+SCHMOCK _alone, coming forward, angrily_.]
+
+I hate him! I'll tell him I hate him, that I despise him from the
+bottom of my heart!
+
+[_Turns to go, comes back._]
+
+But I cannot tell him so, or he will cut out all I send in for the
+special correspondence I write for his paper! I will try to swallow it
+down!
+
+_[Exit through centre door_.]
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ, KAeMPE, BELLMAUS _by side door_.
+
+BOLZ (_marching in_). Behold us in the house of the Capulets!
+[_Pretends to thrust a sword into its scabbard._] Conceal your swords
+under roses. Blow your little cheeks up, and look as silly and
+innocent as possible. Above all, don't let me see you get into a row,
+and if you meet this Tybaldus Senden be so good as to run round the
+corner.
+
+[_The procession is seen marching through the rear halls_.]
+
+You, Romeo Bellmaus, look out for the little women. I see more
+fluttering curls and waving kerchiefs there than are good for your
+peace of mind.
+
+KAeMPE. I bet a bottle of champagne that if one of us gets into a row
+it will be you.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly. But I promise you that you shall surely come in for
+your share of it. Now listen to my plan of operations. You
+Kaempe--[_Enter_ SCHMOCK.] Stop! Who is that? Thunder! The factotum of
+the _Coriolanus_! Our _incognito_ has not lasted long.
+
+SCHMOCK (_even before the last remark, has been seen looking in at the
+door, coming forward_). I wish you good evening, Mr. Bolz.
+
+BOLZ. I wish you the same and of even better quality, Mr. Schmock.
+
+SCHMOCK. Might I have a couple of words with you?
+
+BOLZ. A couple? Don't ask for too few, noble armor-bearer of the
+_Coriolanus_! A couple of dozen words you shall have, but no more.
+
+SCHMOCK. Could you not employ me on your paper.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ KAeMPE _and_ BELLMAUS). Do you hear that? On our paper? H'm!
+'Tis much you ask, noble Roman!
+
+SCHMOCK. I am sick of the _Coriolanus_. I would do any kind of work
+you needed done. I want to be with respectable people, where one can
+earn something and be treated decently.
+
+BOLZ. What are you asking of us, slave of Rome? We to entice you away
+from your party--never! We do violence to your political convictions?
+Make you a renegade? We bear the guilt of your joining our party? No,
+sir! We have a tender conscience. It rises in arms against your
+proposition!
+
+SCHMOCK. Why do you let that trouble you? Under Blumenberg I have
+learned to write whichever way the wind blows. I have written on the
+left and again on the right. I can write in any direction.
+
+BOLZ. I see you have character. You would be a sure success on our
+paper. Your offer does us honor, but we cannot accept it now. So
+momentous an affair as your defection needs deep consideration.
+Meanwhile you will have confided in no unfeeling barbarian. (_Aside to
+the others_.) We may be able to worm something out of him. Bellmaus,
+you have the tenderest heart of us three; you must devote yourself to
+him today.
+
+BELLMAUS. But what shall I do with him?
+
+BOLZ. Take him into the restaurant, sit down in a corner with him,
+pour punch into every hollow of his poor head until his secrets jump
+out like wet mice. Make him chatter, especially about the elections.
+Go, little man, and take good care not to get overheated yourself and
+babble.
+
+BELLMAUS. In that case I shall not see much of the fete.
+
+BOLZ. That's true, my son! But what does the fete mean to you? Heat,
+dust, and stale dance-music. Besides, we will tell you all about it in
+the morning; and then you are a poet, and can imagine the whole affair
+to be much finer than it really was. So don't take it to heart. You
+may think you have a thankless role, but it is the most important of
+all, for it requires coolness and cleverness. Go, mousey, and look out
+about getting overheated.
+
+BELLMAUS. I'll look out, old tom-cat.--Come along Schmock!
+
+[BELLMAUS _and_ SCHMOCK _leave_.]
+
+BOLZ. We might as well separate, too.
+
+KAeMPE. I'll go and see how people feel. If I need you I'll look you
+up.
+
+BOLZ. I had better not show myself much. I'll stay around here.
+
+[_Exit_ KAeMPE.]
+
+Alone at last!
+
+[_Goes to centre door_.]
+
+There stands the Colonel, closely surrounded. It is she! She is here,
+and I have to lie in hiding like a fox under the leaves.--But she has
+falcon eyes,--perhaps--the throng disperses--she is walking through
+the hall arm-in-arm with Ida--(_Excitedly_.) They are drawing nearer!
+(_Irritably_.) Oh, bother! There is Korb rushing toward me! And just
+now!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB. Mr. Conrad! I can't believe my eyes! You here, at this fete!
+
+BOLZ (_hastily_). Hush, old chap! I'm not here without a reason. I can
+trust you--you're one of us, you know.
+
+KORB. Body and soul. Through all the talking and fiddling I've kept
+saying to myself, "Long live the _Union!"_ Here she is!
+
+[_Shows him a paper in his pocket_.]
+
+BOLZ. Good, Korb, you can do me a great favor. In a corner of the
+refreshment room Bellmaus is sitting with a stranger. He is to pump
+the stranger, but cannot stand much himself and is likely to say
+things he shouldn't. You'll do the party a great service if you will
+hurry in and drink punch so as to keep Bellmaus up to the mark. You
+have a strong head--I know it from of old.
+
+KORB (_hastily_). I go! You are as full of tricks as ever, I see. You
+may rely on me. The stranger shall succumb, and the _Union_ shall
+triumph.
+
+[_Exit quickly. The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ. Poor Schmock! [_At the door_.]
+
+Ah, they are still walking through the hall. Ida is being spoken to,
+she stops, Adelaide goes on--(_Excitedly_.) she's coming, she's coming
+alone!
+
+ADELAIDE (_makes a motion as though to pass the door, but suddenly
+enters_. BOLZ _bows_). Conrad! My dear doctor!
+
+[_Holds out her hand_. BOLZ _bends low over it_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in joyous emotion_). I knew you at once from a distance.
+Let me see your faithful face. Yes, it has changed but little--a scar,
+browner, and a small line about the mouth. I hope it is from laughing.
+
+BOLZ. If at this moment I feel like anything but laughing it is only a
+passing malignity of soul. I see myself double, like a melancholy
+Highlander. In your presence my long happy childhood passes bodily
+before my eyes. All the joy and pain it brought me I feel as vividly
+again as though I were still the boy who went into the wood for you in
+search of wild adventures and caught robin-red-breasts. And yet the
+fine creature I see before me is so different from my playmate that I
+realize I am only dreaming a beautiful dream. Your eyes shine as
+kindly as ever, but--(_Bowing_.) I have scarcely the right still to
+think of old dreams.
+
+ADELAIDE. Possibly I, too, am not so changed as you think; and changed
+though we both be, we have remained good friends, have we not?
+
+BOLZ. Rather than give up one iota of my claim to your regard, I would
+write and print and try to sell malicious articles against myself.
+
+ADELAIDE. And yet you have been too proud all this time even to come
+and see your friend in town. Why have you broken with the Colonel?
+
+BOLZ. I have not broken with him. On the contrary, I have a very
+estimable position in his house--one that I can best keep by going
+there as seldom as possible. The Colonel, and occasionally Miss Ida,
+too, like to assuage their anger against Oldendorf and the newspaper
+by regarding me as the evil one with horns and hoofs. A relationship
+so tender must be handled with care--a devil must not cheapen himself
+by appearing every day.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, I hope you will now abandon this lofty viewpoint. I am
+spending the winter in town, and I hope that for love of your
+boyhood's friend you will call on my friends as a denizen of this
+world.
+
+BOLZ. In any role you apportion me.
+
+ADELAIDE. Even in that of a peace-envoy between the Colonel and
+Oldendorf?
+
+BOLZ. If peace be at the cost of Oldendorf's withdrawal, then no.
+Otherwise I am ready to serve you in all good works.
+
+ADELAIDE. But I fear that this is the only price at which peace can be
+purchased. You see, Mr. Conrad, we too have become opponents.
+
+BOLZ. To do anything against your wishes is horrible to me, son of
+perdition though I be. So my saint wills and commands that Oldendorf
+do not become member of Parliament?
+
+ADELAIDE. I will it and command it, Mr. Devil!
+
+BOLZ. It is hard. Up in your heaven you have so many gentlemen to
+bestow on Miss Ida; why must you carry off a poor devil's one and only
+soul, the professor?
+
+ADELAIDE. It is just the professor I want, and you must let me have
+him.
+
+BOLZ. I am in despair. I would tear my hair were the place not so
+unsuitable. I dread your anger. The thought makes me tremble that you
+might not like this election.
+
+ADELAIDE. Well, try to stop the election, then.
+
+BOLZ. That I cannot do. But so soon as it is over I am fated to mourn
+and grow melancholy over your anger. I shall withdraw from the
+world--far, far to the North Pole. There I shall end my days sadly,
+playing dominoes with polar bears, or spreading the elements of
+journalistic training among the seals. That will be easier to endure
+than the scathing glance of your eyes.
+
+ADELAIDE (_laughing_). Yes, that's the way you always were. You made
+every possible promise and acted exactly as you pleased. But before
+starting for the North Pole, perhaps you will make one more effort to
+reconcile me here.
+
+[KAeMPE _is seen at the door._]
+
+Hush!--I shall look forward to your visit. Farewell, my re-found
+friend!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+BOLZ. And thus my good angel turns her back to me in anger! And now,
+politics, thou witch, I am irretrievably in thy power!
+
+[_Exit quickly through centre door._]
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, MRS. PIEPENBRINK, BERTHA _escorted by_ FRITZ
+KLEINMICHEL, _and_ KLEINMICHEL _through centre door. Quadrille behind
+the scenes._
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thank Heaven, we are out of this crowd!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. It is very hot.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. And the music is too loud. There are too many trumpets
+and I hate trumpets.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here's a quiet spot; we'll sit down here.
+
+FRITZ. Bertha would prefer staying in the ball-room. Might I not go
+back with her?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have no objection to you young people going back into
+the ball-room, but I prefer your staying here with us. I like to keep
+my whole party together.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Stay with your parents, my child!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sit down! (_To his wife._) You sit at the corner, Fritz
+comes next to me. You take Bertha between you, neighbors. Her place
+will soon be at your table, anyway.
+
+[_They seat themselves at the table on the right--at the left corner_
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK, _then he himself_, FRITZ, BERTHA, KLEINMICHEL.]
+
+FRITZ. When will "soon" be, godfather? You have been saying that this
+long time, but you put off the wedding day further and further.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is no concern of yours.
+
+FRITZ. I should think it is, godfather! Am I not the man that wants
+to marry Bertha?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That's a fine argument! Any one can want that. But it's I
+who am to give her to you, which is more to the point, young man; for
+it is going to be hard enough for me to let the little wag-tail leave
+my nest. So you wait. You shall have her, but wait!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. He will wait, neighbor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I should strongly advise him to do so. Hey! Waiter,
+waiter!
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckman, A.-G. Munich_ ON THE TERRACE
+ADOLF VON MENZEL]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What poor service one gets in such places!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes._]
+
+My name is Piepenbrink. I brought along six bottles of my own wine.
+The restaurant-keeper has them. I should like them here.
+
+[_While the waiter is bringing the bottles and glasses_ BOLZ _and_
+KAeMPE _appear. Waiter from time to time in the background._]
+
+BOLZ (_aside to_ KAeMPE). Which one is it?
+
+KAeMPE. The one with his back to us, the broad-shouldered one.
+
+BOLZ. And what kind of a business does he carry on?
+
+KAeMPE. Chiefly red wines.
+
+BOLZ. Good! (_Aloud._) Waiter, a table and two chairs here! A bottle
+of red wine!
+
+[_Waiter brings what has been ordered to the front, on the left._]
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. What are those people doing here?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. That is the trouble with such promiscuous assemblies,
+that one never can be alone.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. They seem respectable gentlemen; I think I have seen one
+of them before.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_decisively_). Respectable or not, they are in our way.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, to be sure, so they are.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself with_ KAeMPE). Here, my friend, we can sit
+quietly before a bottle of red wine. I hardly dare to pour it out, for
+the wine at such restaurants is nearly always abominable. What sort of
+stuff do you suppose this will be?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_irritated_). Indeed? Just listen to that!
+
+KAeMPE. Let's try it.
+
+[_Pours out; in a low voice._]
+
+There is a double P. on the seal; that might mean Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, I am curious to know what these greenhorns will
+have to say against the wine.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Be quiet, Philip, they can hear you over there.
+
+BOLZ (_in a low tone_). I'm sure you are right. The restaurant takes
+its wine from him. That's his very reason for coming.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't seem to be thirsty; they are not drinking.
+
+BOLZ (_tastes it; aloud_). Not bad!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). Indeed?
+
+BOLZ (_takes another sip_). A good, pure wine.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_relieved_). The fellow's judgment is not so bad.
+
+BOLZ. But it does not compare with a similar wine that I recently
+drank at a friend's house.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed?
+
+BOLZ. I learned then that there is only one man in town from whom a
+sensible wine-drinker should take his red wine.
+
+KAeMPE. And that is?
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_ironically_). I really should like to know.
+
+BOLZ. It's a certain Piepenbrink.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_nodding his head contentedly_). Good!
+
+KAeMPE. Yes, it is well known to be a very reliable firm.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. They don't know that their own wine, too, is from my
+cellars. Ha! Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_turning to him_). Are you laughing at us, Sir?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ha! Ha! Ha! No offense. I merely heard you talking about
+the wine. So you like Piepenbrink's wine better than this here? Ha!
+Ha! Ha!
+
+BOLZ (_slightly indignant_). Sir, I must request you to find my
+expressions less comical. I do not know Mr. Piepenbrink, but I have
+the pleasure of knowing his wine; and so I repeat the assertion that
+Piepenbrink has better wine in his cellar than this here. What do you
+find to laugh at in that? You do not know Piepenbrink's wines and have
+no right to judge of them.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I do not know Piepenbrink's wines, I do not know Philip
+Piepenbrink either, I never saw his wife--do you hear that,
+Lottie?--And when his daughter Bertha meets me I ask, "Who is that
+little black-head?" That is a funny story. Isn't it, Kleinmichel?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. It is very funny! [_Laughs._]
+
+BOLZ (_rising with dignity_). Sir, I am a stranger to you and have
+never insulted you. You look honorable and I find you in the society
+of charming ladies. For that reason I cannot imagine that you came
+here to mock at strangers. As man to man, therefore, I request you to
+explain why you find my harmless words so astonishing. If you don't
+like Mr. Piepenbrink why do you visit it on us?
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(rising_). Don't get too excited, Sir. Now, see here! The
+wine you are now drinking is also from Piepenbrink's cellar, and I
+myself am the Philip Piepenbrink for whose sake you are pitching into
+me. Now, do you see why I laugh?
+
+BOLZ. Ah, is that the way things stand? You yourself are Mr.
+Piepenbrink? Then I am really glad to make your acquaintance. No
+offense, honored Sir!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No, no offense. Everything is all right.
+
+BOLZ. Since you were so kind as to tell us your name, the next thing
+in order is for you to learn ours. I'm Bolz, Doctor of Philosophy, and
+my friend here is Mr. Kaempe.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Pleased to meet you.
+
+BOLZ. We are comparative strangers in this company and had withdrawn
+to this side room as one feels slightly embarrassed among so many new
+faces. But we should be very sorry if by our presence we in any way
+disturbed the enjoyment of the ladies and the conversation of so
+estimable a company. Tell us frankly if we are in the way, and we will
+find another place.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. You seem to me a jolly fellow and are not in the least in
+my way, Doctor Bolz--that was the name, was it not?
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. We, too, are strangers here and had only just sat
+down. Piepenbrink!
+
+[_Nudges him slightly._]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I tell you what, Doctor, as you are already acquainted
+with the yellow-seal from my cellar and have passed a very sensible
+verdict upon it, how would it be for you to give it another trial
+here? Sit down with us if you have nothing better to do, and we will
+have a good talk together.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity, as throughout this whole scene, during which both
+he and KAeMPE must not seem to be in any way pushing_). That is a very
+kind invitation, and we accept it with pleasure. Be good enough, dear
+Sir, to present us to your company.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This here is my wife.
+
+BOLZ. Do not be vexed at our breaking in upon you, Madam. We promise
+to behave ourselves and to be as good company as lies in the power of
+two shy bachelors.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here is my daughter.
+
+BOLZ (_to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). One could have known that from the
+likeness.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. This is my friend, Mr. Kleinmichel, and this, Fritz
+Kleinmichel, my daughter's fiance.
+
+BOLZ. I congratulate you, gentlemen, on such delightful society. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Permit me to sit next to the lady of the house. Kaempe, I
+thought you would sit next to Mr. Kleinmichel.
+
+[_They sit down_.]
+
+Now we alternate! Waiter!
+
+[_Waiter comes to him_.]
+
+Two bottles of this!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Hold on! You won't find that wine here. I brought my own
+kind. You're to drink with me.
+
+BOLZ. But Mr. Piepenbrink----
+
+PIEPENBRINK. No remonstrances! You drink with me. And when I ask any
+one to drink with me, Sir, I don't mean to sip, as women do, but to
+drink out and fill up. You must make up your mind to that.
+
+BOLZ. Well, I am content. We as gratefully accept your hospitality as
+it is heartily offered. But you must then let me have my revenge. Next
+Sunday you are all to be my guests, will you? Say yes, my kind host!
+Punctually at seven, informal supper. I am single, so it will be in a
+quiet, respectable hotel. Give your consent, my dear Madam. Shake
+hands on it, Mr. Piepenbrink.--You, too, Mr. Kleinmichel and Mr.
+Fritz!
+
+[_Holds out his hand to each of them_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. If my wife is satisfied it will suit me all right.
+
+BOLZ. Done! Agreed! And now the first toast. To the good spirit who
+brought us together today, long may he live!--[_Questioning those
+about him_.] What's the spirit's name?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. Chance.
+
+BOLZ. No, he has a yellow cap.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yellow-seal is his name.
+
+BOLZ. Correct! Here's his health! We hope the gentleman may last a
+long time, as the cat said to the bird when she bit its head off.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. We wish him long life just as we are putting an end to
+him.
+
+BOLZ. Well said! Long life!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Long life!
+
+[_They touch glasses_. PIEPENBRINK _to his wife_.]
+
+It is going to turn out well today, after all.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. They are very modest nice men.
+
+BOLZ. You can't imagine how glad I am that our good fortune brought us
+into such pleasant company. For although in there everything is very
+prettily arranged--
+
+PIEPENBRINK. It really is all very creditable.
+
+BOLZ. Very creditable! But yet this political society is not to my
+taste.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Ah, indeed! You don't belong to the party, I suppose, and
+on that account do not like it.
+
+BOLZ. It's not that! But when I reflect that all these people have
+been invited, not really to heartily enjoy themselves, but in order
+that they shall presently give their votes to this or that gentleman,
+it cools my ardor.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oh, it can hardly be meant just that way. Something could
+be said on the other side--don't you think so, comrade?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. I trust no one will be asked to sign any agreement here.
+
+BOLZ. Perhaps not. I have no vote to cast and I am proud to be in a
+company where nothing else is thought of but enjoying oneself with
+one's neighbor and paying attention to the queens of society--to
+charming women! Touch glasses, gentlemen, to the health of the ladies,
+of the two who adorn our circle. [_All touch glasses_.]
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Come here, Lottie, your health is being drunk.
+
+BOLZ. Young lady, allow a stranger to drink to your future prosperity.
+
+
+PIEPENBRINK. What else do you suppose they are going to do in there?
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL. I hear that at supper there are to be speeches, and
+the candidate for election, Colonel Berg, is to be introduced.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. A very estimable gentleman.
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Yes, it is a good choice the gentlemen on the committee
+have made.
+
+ADELAIDE, _who has been visible in the rear, now saunters in_.
+
+ADELAIDE. He sitting here? What sort of a company is that?
+
+KAeMPE. People say that Professor Oldendorf has a good chance of
+election. Many are said to be going to vote for him.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I have nothing to say against him, only to my mind he is
+too young.
+
+SENDEN _is seen in the rear, later_ BLUMENBERG _and guests_.
+
+SENDEN. You here, Miss Runeck?
+
+ADELAIDE. I'm amusing myself with watching those queer people. They
+act as though the rest of the company were non-existent.
+
+SENDEN. What do I see? There sits the _Union_ itself and next to one
+of the most important personages of the fete!
+
+[_The music ceases_.]
+
+BOLZ (_who has meanwhile been conversing with_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK _but
+has listened attentively--to_ MR. PIEPENBRINK). There, you see the
+gentlemen cannot desist from talking politics after all. (_To_
+PIEPENBRINK.) Did you not mention Professor Oldendorf?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Yes, my jolly Doctor, just casually.
+
+BOLZ. When you talk of him I heartily pray you to say good things
+about him; for he is the best, the noblest man I know.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Indeed? You know him?
+
+KLEINMICHEL. Are you possibly a friend of his!
+
+BOLZ. More than that. Were the professor to say to me today: "Bolz, it
+will help me to have you jump into the water," I should have to jump
+in, unpleasant as it would be to me just at this moment to drown in
+water.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Oho! That is strong!
+
+BOLZ. In this company I have no right to speak of candidates for
+election. But if I did have a member to elect he should be the
+one--he, first of all.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. But you are very much prejudiced in the man's favor.
+
+BOLZ. His political views do not concern me here at all. But what do I
+demand of a member? That he be a man; that he have a warm heart and a
+sure judgment, and that he know unwaveringly and unquestionably what
+is good and right; furthermore, that he have the strength to do what
+he knows to be right without delay, without hesitation.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Bravo!
+
+KLEINMICHEL. But the Colonel, too, is said to be that kind of a man.
+
+BOLZ. Possibly he is, I do not know; but of Oldendorf I know it. I
+looked straight into his heart on the occasion of an unpleasant
+experience I went through. I was once on the point of burning to
+powder when he was kind enough to prevent it. Him I have to thank for
+sitting here. He saved my life.
+
+SENDEN. He lies abominably!
+
+[_Starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Be still! I believe there is some truth
+to the story.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well now, it was very fine of him to save your life; but
+that kind of thing often happens.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Do tell us about it, Doctor!
+
+BOLZ. The little affair is like a hundred others and would not
+interest me at all, had I not been through it myself. Picture to
+yourself an old house. I am a student living on the third floor. In
+the house opposite me lives a young scholar; we do not know each
+other. At dead of night I am awakened by a great noise and a strange
+crackling under me. If it were mice, they must have been having a
+torchlight procession for the room was brilliantly illuminated. I rush
+to the window, the bright flame from the story under me leaps up to
+where I stand. My window-panes burst about my head, and a vile cloud
+of smoke rushes in on me. There being no great pleasure under the
+circumstances in leaning out of the window, I rush to the door and
+throw it open. The stairs, too, cannot resist the mean impulse
+peculiar to old wood, they are all ablaze. Up three flights of stairs
+and no exit! I gave myself up for lost. Half unconscious I hurried
+back to the window. I heard the cries from the street, "A man! a man!
+This way with the ladder!" A ladder was set up. In an instant it began
+to smoke and to burn like tinder. It was dragged away. Then streams of
+water from all the engines hissed in the flames beneath me. Distinctly
+I could hear each separate stream striking the glowing wall. A fresh
+ladder was put up; below there was deathly silence and you can imagine
+that I, too, had no desire to make much of a commotion in my fiery
+furnace. "It can't be done," cried the people below. Then a full, rich
+voice rang out: "Raise the ladder higher!" Do you know, I felt
+instantly that this was the voice of my rescuer. "Hurry!" cried those
+below. Then a fresh cloud of vapor penetrated the room. I had had my
+share of the thick smoke, and lay prostrate on the ground by the
+window.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Poor Doctor Bolz!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_eagerly_). Go on!
+
+[SENDEN _starts forward_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding him back_). Please, let him finish, the story is
+true!
+
+BOLZ. Then a man's hand seizes my neck. A rope is wound round me under
+the arms, and a strong wrist raises me from the ground. A moment later
+I was on the ladder, half dragged, half carried; with shirt aflame,
+and unconscious, I reached the pavement.--I awoke in the room of the
+young scholar. Save for a few slight burns, I had brought nothing with
+me over into the new apartment; all my belongings were burned. The
+stranger nursed me and cared for me like a brother. Not until I was
+able to go out again did I learn that this scholar was the same man
+who had paid his visit to me that night on the ladder. You see the man
+has his heart in the right spot, and that's why I wish him now to
+become member of Parliament, and why I could do for him what I would
+not do for myself; for him I could electioneer, intrigue, or make
+fools of honest people. That man is Professor Oldendorf.
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Well, he's a tremendously fine man! [_Rising_.] Here's to
+the health of Professor Oldendorf! [_All rise and touch glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ (_bowing pleasantly to all--to_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). I see warm
+sympathy shining in your eyes, dear madam, and I thank you for it. Mr.
+Piepenbrink, I ask permission to shake your hand; you are a fine
+fellow. [_Slaps him on the back and embraces him_.] Give me your hand,
+Mr. Kleinmichel! [_Embraces him_.] And you, too, Mr. Fritz
+Kleinmichel! May no child of yours ever sit in the fire, but if he
+does may there ever be a gallant man at hand to pull him out. Come
+nearer, I must embrace you, too.
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK (_much moved_). Piepenbrink, we have veal-cutlets
+tomorrow. What do you think? [_Converses with him in a low tone_.]
+
+ADELAIDE. His spirits are running away with him!
+
+SENDEN. He is unbearable! I see that you are as indignant as I am. He
+snatches away our people; it can no longer be endured.
+
+BOLZ (_who had gone the rounds of table, returning and standing in
+front of_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK). It really isn't right to let it stop
+here. Mr. Piepenbrink, head of the house, I appeal to you, I ask your
+permission--hand or mouth?
+
+ADELAIDE (_horrified, on the right toward the front_). He is actually
+kissing her!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Sail in, old man, courage!
+
+MRS. PIEPENBRINK. Piepenbrink, I no longer know you!
+
+ADELAIDE (_at the moment when_ BOLZ _is about to kiss_ MRS.
+PIEPENBRINK _crosses the stage, passing them casually, as it were, and
+holds her bouquet between_ BOLZ _and_ MRS. PIEPENBRINK. _In a low
+tone, quickly to_ BOLZ). You're going too far! You are being watched!
+
+[_Passes to the rear on the left, and exit_.]
+
+BOLZ. A fairy interferes!
+
+SENDEN _(who has already been haranguing some of the other guests,
+including_ BLUMENBERG, _noisily pushes forward at this moment--to
+those at the table_). He is presumptuous; he has thrust himself in!
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_bringing down his hand on the table and rising_). Oho! I
+like that! If I kiss my wife or let her be kissed, that is nobody's
+concern whatever! Nobody's! No man and no woman and no fairy has a
+right to put a hand before her mouth.
+
+BOLZ. Very true! Splendid! Hear! Hear!
+
+SENDEN. Revered Mr. Piepenbrink, no offense against you! The company
+is charmed to see you here. Only to Mr. Bolz we will remark that his
+presence is causing scandal. So completely opposed are his political
+principles that we must regard his appearing at this fete as an
+unwarrantable intrusion!
+
+BOLZ. My political principles opposed? In society I know no other
+political principle than this--to drink with nice people and not to
+drink with those whom I do not consider nice. With you, Sir, I have
+not drunk.
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(striking the table_). That was a good one!
+
+SENDEN _(hotly)_. You thrust yourself in here!
+
+BOLZ _(indignantly)_. Thrust myself in?
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Thrust himself in? Old man, you have an entrance ticket,
+I suppose?
+
+BOLZ _(frankly)_. Here is my ticket! It is not you I am showing it to,
+but this honorable man from whom you are trying to estrange me by
+your attack. Kaempe, give your ticket to Mr. Piepenbrink. He is the man
+to judge of all the tickets in the world!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Here are two tickets just exactly as valid as my own.
+Why, you scattered them right and left like sour grape juice. Oho! I
+see quite well how things stand! I'm not one of your crowd, either,
+but you want to get me. That's why you came to my house again and
+again--because you expected to capture me. Because I am a voter,
+that's why you're after me. But because this honorable man is not a
+voter he does not count for you at all. We know those smooth tricks!
+
+SENDEN. But, Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK _(interrupting him, more angrily)_. Is that any reason for
+insulting a peaceful guest? Is it a reason for closing my wife's
+mouth? It is an injustice to this man, and he shall stay here as long
+as I do. And he shall stay here by my side. And whoever attempts to
+attack him will have to deal with me!
+
+BOLZ. Your fist, good sir! You're a faithful comrade! And so
+hand-in-hand with you Philip, I defy the Capulet and his entire clan!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. Philip! Right you are, Conrad, my boy! Come here! They
+shall swell with anger till they burst! Here's to Philip and Conrad!
+_[They drink brotherhood.]_
+
+BOLZ. Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. So, old chum! Shall I tell you what! Since we are having
+so good a time I think we'll leave all these people to their own
+devices, and all of you come home with me. I'll brew a punch and we'll
+sit together as merrily as jackdaws. I'll escort you, Conrad, and the
+rest of you go ahead.
+
+SENDEN _(and guests)_. But do listen, _revered_ Mr. Piepenbrink!
+
+PIEPENBRINK. I'll listen to nothing. I'm done with you!
+
+_Enter_ BELLMAUS _and other guests_.
+
+BELLMAUS _(hurrying through the crowd_). Here I am!
+
+BOLZ. My nephew! Gracious Madam, I put him under your protection!
+Nephew, you escort Madam Piepenbrink. (MRS. PIEPENBRINK _takes a firm
+grip on_ BELLMAUS'S _arm and holds him securely. Polka behind the
+scene.)_ Farewell, gentlemen, it's beyond your power to spoil our good
+humor. There, the music is striking up! We march off in a jolly
+procession, and again I cry in conclusion, Long live Piepenbrink!
+
+THE DEPARTING ONES. Long live Piepenbrink! _[They march off in
+triumph_. FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and his fiancee,_ KAeMPE _with_
+KLEINMICHEL, MRS. PIEPENBRINK _with_ BELLMAUS, _finally_ BOLZ _with_
+PIEPENBRINK.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL.
+
+COLONEL. What's going on here?
+
+SENDEN. An outrageous scandal! The _Union_ has kidnapped our two most
+important voters!
+
+
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _Summer Parlor_.
+
+_The_ COLONEL _in front, walking rapidly up and down. In the rear_,
+ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _arm-in-arm, the latter in great agitation. A short
+pause. Then enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_hastily calling through centre door_).
+
+All goes well! 37 votes against 29.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Who has 37 votes?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Why you, Colonel, of course!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of course! (_Exit_ SENDEN.) The election day is unendurable! In no
+fight in my life did I have this feeling of fear. It is a mean
+cannon-fever of which any ensign might be ashamed. And it is a long
+time since I was an ensign!
+
+[_Stamping his foot_.]
+
+Confound it!
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+IDA (_coming forward with_ ADELAIDE).
+
+This uncertainty is frightful. Only one thing is sure, I shall be
+unhappy whichever way this election turns out.
+
+[_Leans on_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Courage! Courage, little girl! Things may still turn out all right.
+Hide your anxiety from your father; he is in a state of mind, as it
+is, that does not please me at all.
+
+_Enter_ BLUMENBERG _in haste; the_ COLONEL _rushes toward him_.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Now, sir, how do things stand?
+
+BLUMENBERG.
+
+41 votes for you, Colonel, 34 for our opponents; three have fallen on
+outsiders. The votes are being registered at very long intervals now,
+but the difference in your favor remains much the same. Eight more
+votes for you, Colonel, and the victory is won. We have every chance
+now of coming out ahead. I am hurrying back, the decisive moment is at
+hand. My compliments to the ladies!
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ida!
+
+[IDA _hastens to him_.]
+
+Are you my good daughter?
+
+IDA.
+
+My dear father!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I know what is troubling you, child. You are worse off than any one.
+Console yourself, Ida; if, as seems likely, the professor has to make
+way for the old soldier, then we'll talk further on the matter.
+Oldendorf has not deserved it of me; there are many things about him
+that I do not like. But you are my only child. I shall think of that
+and of nothing else; but the very first thing to do is to break down
+the young man's obstinacy.
+
+[_Releases_ IDA; _walks up and down again._]
+
+ADELAIDE (_in the foreground, aside_).
+
+The barometer has risen, the sunshine of pardon breaks through the
+clouds. If only it were all over! Such excitement is infectious! (_To_
+IDA.) You see you do not yet have to think of entering a nunnery.
+
+IDA. But if Oldendorf is defeated, how will he bear it!
+
+ADELAIDE (_shrugging her shoulders_).
+
+He loses a seat in unpleasant company and wins, instead, an amusing
+little wife. I think he ought to be satisfied. In any case he will
+have a chance to make his speeches. Whether he makes them in one house
+or another, what is the difference? I fancy you will listen to him
+more reverently than any other member.
+
+IDA (_shyly_).
+
+But Adelaide, what if it really would be better for the country to
+have Oldendorf elected?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dearest, in that case there is no help for the country. Our State
+and the rest of the European nations must learn to get along without
+the professor. You have yourself to attend to first of all; you wish
+to marry him; you come first.
+
+[_Enter_ CARL.]
+
+What news, Carl?
+
+CARL.
+
+Mr. von Senden presents his compliments and reports 47 to 42. The head
+of the election committee, he says, has already congratulated him.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Congratulated? Lay out my uniform, ask for the key of the wine-cellar,
+and set the table; we are likely to have visitors this evening.
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel.
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to himself in the foreground_).
+
+Now, my young professor! My style does not please you? It may be that
+you are right. I grant you are a better journalist. But here, where it
+is a serious matter, you will find yourself in the wrong, just for
+once. [_Pause_.] I may be obliged to say a few words this evening. It
+used to be said of me in the regiment, indeed, that I could always
+speak to the point, but these manoeuvres in civilian dress disconcert
+me a little. Let's think it over! It will be only proper for me to
+mention Oldendorf in my speech, of course with due respect and
+appreciation; yes indeed, I must do that. He is an honest fellow, with
+an excellent heart, and a scholar with fine judgment. And he can be
+very amiable if you disregard his political theories. We have had
+pleasant evenings together. And as we sat then around my fat
+tea-kettle and the good boy began to tell his stories, Ida's eyes
+would be fixed on his face and would shine with pleasure--yes, and my
+own old eyes, too, I think. Those were fine evenings! Why do we have
+them no longer? Bah! They'll come back again! He'll bear defeat
+quietly in his own way--a good, helpful way. No sensitiveness in him!
+He really is at heart a fine fellow, and Ida and I could be happy with
+him. And so, gentlemen and electors--but thunder and lightning! I
+can't say all that to the voters! I'll say to them--
+
+_Enter_ SENDEN.
+
+SENDEN (_excitedly_).
+
+Shameful, shameful! All is lost!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Aha! (_Instantly draws himself up in military posture_.)
+
+
+ ADELAIDE } My presentiment! Father!
+ } [_Hurries to him_].
+ } (_together_).
+ }
+ IDA } Dear me!
+
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It was going splendidly. We had 47, the opponents 42 votes. Eight
+votes were still to be cast. Two more for us and the day would have
+been ours. The legally appointed moment for closing the ballot-box had
+come. All looked at the clock and called for the dilatory voters. Then
+there was a trampling of feet in the corridor. A group of eight
+persons pushed noisily into the hall, at their head the vulgar
+wine-merchant Piepenbrink, the same one who at the fete the other
+day--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We know; go on--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Each of the band in turn came forward, gave his vote and "Edward
+Oldendorf" issued from the lips of all. Then finally came this
+Piepenbrink. Before voting he asked the man next to him: "Is the
+professor sure of it?" "Yes," was the reply. "Then I, as last voter,
+choose as member of Parliament"--[_Stops._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The professor?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+No. "A most clever and cunning politician," so he put it, "Dr. Conrad
+Bolz." Then he turned short around and his henchmen followed him.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside, smiling_).
+
+Aha!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Oldendorf is member by a majority of two votes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Ugh!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+It is a shame! No one is to blame for this result but these
+journalists of the _Union_. Such a running about, an intriguing, a
+shaking of hands with all the voters, a praising of this Oldendorf, a
+shrugging of the shoulders at us--and at you, dear Sir!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Indeed?
+
+IDA.
+
+That last is not true.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ SENDEN).
+
+Show some regard, and spare those here.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are trembling, my daughter. You are a woman, and let yourself be
+too much affected by such trifles. I will not have you listen to these
+tidings any longer. Go, my child! Why, your friend has won, there is
+no reason for you to cry! Help her, Miss Adelaide!
+
+IDA (_is led by_ ADELAIDE _to the side door on the left;
+entreatingly_.)
+
+Leave me! Stay with father!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Upon my honor, the bad faith and arrogance with which this paper is
+edited are no longer to be endured. Colonel, since we are alone--for
+Miss Adelaide will let me count her as one of us--we have a chance to
+take a striking revenge. Their days are numbered now. Quite a long
+time ago, already, I had the owner of the _Union_ sounded. He is not
+disinclined to sell the paper, but merely has scruples about the party
+now controlling the sheet. At the club-fete I myself had a talk with
+him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What's this I hear?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+This outcome of the election will cause the greatest bitterness among
+all our friends, and I have no doubt that, in a few days, by forming a
+stock company, we can collect the purchase price. That would be a
+deadly blow to our opponents, a triumph for the good cause. The most
+widely-read sheet in the province in our hands, edited by a
+committee--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+To which Mr. von Senden would not refuse his aid--
+
+SENDEN.
+
+As a matter of duty I should do my part. Colonel, if you would be one
+of the shareholders, your example would at once make the purchase a
+sure thing.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, what you do to further your political ideas is your own affair.
+Professor Oldendorf, however, has been a welcome guest in my house.
+Never will I work against him behind his back. You would have spared
+me this moment had you not previously deceived me by your assurances
+as to the sentiments of the majority. However, I bear you no malice.
+You acted from the best of motives, I am sure. I beg the company to
+excuse me if I withdraw for today. I hope to see you tomorrow again,
+dear Senden.
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Meanwhile I will start the fund for the purchase of the newspaper. I
+bid you good day. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Pardon me, Adelaide, if I leave you alone. I have some letters to
+write, and [_with a forced laugh_] my newspapers to read.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_).
+
+May I not stay with you now, of all times?
+
+COLONEL (_with an effort_).
+
+I shall be better off alone, now.
+
+[_Exit through centre door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+My poor Colonel! Injured vanity is hard at work in his faithful soul.
+And Ida. [_Gently opens the door on the left, remains standing_.] She
+is writing. It is not difficult to guess to whom. [_Closes the door_.]
+And for all of this mischief that evil spirit Journalism is to blame.
+Everybody complains of it, and every one tries to use it for his own
+ends. My Colonel scorned newspaper men until he became one himself,
+and Senden misses no opportunity of railing at my good friends of
+the pen, merely because he wishes to put himself in their place. I see
+Piepenbrink and myself becoming journalists, too, and combining to
+edit a little sheet under the title of _Naughty Bolz_. So the _Union_
+is in danger of being secretly sold. It might be quite a good thing
+for Conrad: he would then have to think of something else besides the
+newspaper. Ah! the rogue would start a new one at once!
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF _and_ CARL.
+
+OLDENDORF (_while still outside of the room_).
+
+And the Colonel will receive no one?
+
+CARL.
+
+No one, Professor. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_going up to_ OLDENDORF).
+
+Dear Professor, this is not just the right moment for you to come. We
+are very much hurt and out of sorts with the world, but most of all
+with you.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I am afraid you are, but I must speak to him.
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the door on the left_.
+
+IDA (_going toward him_).
+
+Edward! I knew you would come!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My dear Ida! [_Embraces her_.]
+
+IDA (_with her arms around his neck_).
+
+And what will become of us now?
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through centre door_.
+
+COLONEL (_with forced calmness_).
+
+You shall remain in no doubt about that, my daughter! I beg you,
+Professor, to forget that you were once treated as a friend in this
+household. I require you, Ida, to banish all thought of the hours when
+this gentleman entertained you with his sentiments. (_More
+violently_.) Be still! In my own house at least I submit to no attacks
+from a journalist. Forget him, or forget that you are my daughter. Go
+in there! [_Leads_ IDA, _not ungently, out to the left, and places
+himself in front of the door_.] On this ground, Mr. Editor and Member
+of Parliament, before the heart of my child, you shall not beat me.
+
+[_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Dear me! That is bad!
+
+OLDENDORF (_as the_ COLONEL _turns to go, with determination_).
+
+Colonel, it is ungenerous of you to refuse me this interview. [_Goes
+toward the door_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_intercepting him quickly_).
+
+Stop! No further! He is in a state of excitement where a single word
+might do permanent harm. But do not leave us this way, Professor; give
+me just a few moments.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I must, in my present condition of mind, ask your indulgence. I have
+long dreaded just such a scene, and yet I hardly feel able to control
+myself.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You know our friend; you know that his quick temper drives him into
+acts for which later he would gladly atone.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+This was more than a fit of temper. It means a breach between us
+two--a breach that seems to me beyond healing.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Beyond healing, Professor! If your sentiments toward Ida are what I
+think they are, healing is not so difficult. Would it not be fitting
+for you even now--especially now--to accede to the father's wishes.
+Does not the woman you love deserve that, for once at least, you
+sacrifice your ambition!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My ambition, yes; my duty, no.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your own happiness, Professor, seems to me to be ruined for a long
+time, possibly forever, if you part from Ida in this way.
+
+OLDENDORF (_gloomily_).
+
+Not every one can be happy in his private life.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This resignation does not please me at all, least of all in a man.
+Pardon me for saying so, plainly. (_Ingratiatingly_.) Is the
+misfortune so great if you become member for this town a few years
+later, or even not at all?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Miss Runeck, I am not conceited. I do not rate my abilities very high,
+and, as far as I know myself, there is no ambitious impulse lurking at
+the bottom of my heart. Possibly, as you do now, so a later age will
+set a low estimate on our political wrangling, our party aims, and all
+that that includes. Possibly all our labor will be without result;
+possibly much of the good we hope to do will, when achieved, turn out
+to be the opposite--yes, it is highly probable that my own share in
+the struggle will often be painful, unedifying, and not at all what
+you would call a grateful task; but all that must not keep me from
+devoting my life to the strife and struggle of the age to which I
+belong. That struggle, after all, is the best and noblest that the
+present has to offer. Not every age permits its sons to achieve
+results which remain great for all time; and, I repeat, not every age
+can make those who live in it distinguished and happy.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I think every age can accomplish that if the individuals will only
+understand how to be great and happy. [_Rising_.] You, Professor, will
+do nothing for your own little home-happiness. You force your friends
+to act for you.
+
+[Illustration: Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich
+IN THE BEERGARDEN Adolph von Menzel]
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+At all events cherish as little anger against me as possible, and
+speak a good word for me to Ida.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall set my woman's wits to aiding you, Mr. Statesman.
+
+[_Exit_ OLDENDORF.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+So this is one of the noble, scholarly, free spirits of the German
+nation! And he climbs into the fire from a sheer sense of duty! But to
+conquer anything--the world, happiness, or even a wife--for that he
+never was made!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL (_announcing_).
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Ah! He at least will be no such paragon of virtue!--Where is the
+Colonel?
+
+CARL.
+
+In Miss Ida's room.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Show the gentleman in here.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+I feel somewhat embarrassed at seeing you again, Mr. Bolz; I shall
+take pains to conceal it.
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+A poor soul has just left you, vainly seeking consolation in your
+philosophy. I too come as an unfortunate, for yesterday I incurred
+your displeasure; and but for your presence, which cut short a
+vexatious scene, Mr. von Senden, in the interests of social propriety,
+would doubtless have pitched into me still harder. I thank you for the
+reminder you gave me; I take it as a sign that you will not withdraw
+your friendly interest in me.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Very pretty, very diplomatic!--It is kind of you to put so good a
+construction on my astonishing behavior. But pardon me if I presume to
+interfere again; that scene with Mr. von Senden will not, I trust,
+give provocation for a second one?
+
+BOLZ (_aside_).
+
+This eternal Senden! (_Aloud_.) Your interest in him furnishes me
+grounds for avoiding further consequences. I think I can manage it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you. And now let me tell you that you are a dangerous
+diplomatist. You have inflicted a thorough defeat on this household.
+On this unfortunate day but one thing has pleased me--the one vote
+which sought to make you member of Parliament.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It was a crazy idea of the honest wine-merchant.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You took so much trouble to put your friend in, why did you not work
+for yourself? The young man I used to know had lofty aims, and nothing
+seemed beyond the range of his soaring ambition. Have you changed, or
+is the fire still burning?
+
+BOLZ (_smiling_).
+
+I have become a journalist, Miss Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Your friend is one, too.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Only as a side issue. But I belong to the guild. He who has joined it
+may have the ambition to write wittily or well. All that goes beyond
+that is not for us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Not for you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+For that we are too flighty, too restless and scatter-brained.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Are you in earnest about that, Conrad?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Perfectly in earnest. Why should I wish to seem to you different from
+what I am? We journalists feed our minds on the daily news; we must
+taste the dishes Satan cooks for men down to the smallest morsel; so
+you really should make allowances for us. The daily vexation over
+failure and wrong doing, the perpetual little excitements over all
+sorts of things--that has an effect upon a man. At first one clenches
+one's fist, then one learns to laugh at it. If you work only for the
+day you come to live for the day.
+
+ADELAIDE (_perturbed_).
+
+But that is sad, I think.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+On the contrary, it is quite amusing. We buzz like bees, in spirit we
+fly through the whole world, suck honey when we find it, and sting
+when something displeases us. Such a life is not apt to make great
+heroes, but queer dicks like us are also needed.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Now he too is at it, and he is even worse than the other one.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+We won't waste sentiment on that account. I scribble away so long as
+it goes. When it no longer goes, others take my place and do the same.
+When Conrad Bolz, the grain of wheat, has been crushed in the great
+mill, other grains fall on the stones until the flour is ready from
+which the future, possibly, will bake good bread for the benefit of
+the many.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+No, no, that is morbidness; such resignation is wrong.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Such resignation will eventually be found in every profession. It is
+not your lot. To you is due a different kind of happiness, and you
+will find it. (_Feelingly_.) Adelaide, as a boy I wrote you tender
+verses and lulled myself in foolish dreams. I was very fond of you,
+and the wound our separation inflicted still smarts at times.
+[ADELAIDE _makes a deprecatory gesture_.] Don't be alarmed, I am not
+going to pain you. I long begrudged my fate, and had moments when I
+felt like an outcast. But now when you stand there before me in full
+radiancy, so lovely, so desirable, when my feeling for you is as warm
+as ever, I must say to you all the same: Your father, it is true,
+treated me roughly; but that he separated us, that he prevented you,
+the rich heiress, who could claim anything, with your own exclusive
+circle of friends, from throwing herself away on a wild boy who had
+always shown more presumption than power--that was really very
+sensible, and he acted quite rightly in the matter.
+
+ADELAIDE (_in her agitation seizing his hands_).
+
+Thank you, Conrad, thank you for speaking so of my dead father! Yes,
+you are good, you have a heart. It makes me very happy that you should
+have shown it to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is only a tiny little pocket-heart for private use. It was quite
+against my will that it happened to make its appearance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And now enough of us two! Here in this house our help is needed. You
+have won, have completely prevailed against us. I submit, and
+acknowledge you my master. But now show mercy and let us join forces.
+In this conflict of you men a rude blow has been struck at the heart
+of a girl whom I love. I should like to make that good again and I
+want you to help me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am at your command.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The Colonel must be reconciled. Think up some way of healing his
+injured self-esteem.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I have thought it over and have taken some steps. Unfortunately, all I
+can do is to make him feel that his anger at Oldendorf is folly. This
+soft conciliatory impulse you alone can inspire.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Then we women must try our luck.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Meanwhile I will hurry and do what little I can.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Farewell, Mr. Editor. And think not only of the progress of the great
+world, but also occasionally of one friend, who suffers from the base
+egotism of wishing to be happy on her own account.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have always found your happiness in looking after the happiness of
+others. With that kind of egotism there is no difficulty in being
+happy. [_Exit_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_alone_).
+
+He still loves me! He is a man with feeling and generosity. But he,
+too, is resigned. They are all _ill_--these men! They have no courage!
+From pure learning and introspection they have lost all confidence in
+themselves. This Conrad! Why doesn't he say to me: "Adelaide, I want
+you to be my wife?" He can be brazen enough when he wants to! God
+forbid! He philosophizes about my kind of happiness and his kind of
+happiness! It was all very fine, but sheer nonsense.--My young
+country-squires are quite different. They have no great burden of
+wisdom and have more whims and prejudices than they ought to; but they
+do their hating and loving thoroughly and boldly, and never forget
+their own advantage. They are the better for it! Praised be the
+country, the fresh air, and my broad acres! [_Pause; with decision_.]
+The _Union_ is to be sold! Conrad must come to the country to get rid
+of his crotchets! [_Sits down and writes; rings; enter_ CARL.] Take
+this note to Judge Schwarz; I want him kindly to come to me on urgent
+business.
+
+[_Exit_ CARL.]
+
+_Enter_ IDA _through the side door on the left_.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am too restless to keep still! Let me cry here to my heart's
+content! [_Weeps on_ ADELAIDE'S _neck_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_tenderly_).
+
+Poor child! The bad men have been very cruel to you. It's all right
+for you to grieve, darling, but don't be so still and resigned!
+
+IDA.
+
+I have but the one thought: he is lost to me--lost forever!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are a dear good girl. But be reassured! You haven't lost him at
+all. On the contrary, we'll see to it that you get him back better
+than ever. With blushing cheeks and bright eyes he shall reappear to
+you, the noble man, your chosen demigod--and your pardon the demigod
+shall ask for having caused you pain!--
+
+IDA (_looking up at her_).
+
+What are you telling me?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Listen! This night I read in the stars that you were to become Mrs.
+Member-of-Parliament. A big star fell from heaven, and on it was
+written in legible letters: "Beyond peradventure she shall have him!"
+The fulfilment has attached to it but one condition.
+
+IDA.
+
+What condition? Tell me!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I recently told you of a certain lady and an unknown gentleman. You
+remember?
+
+IDA.
+
+I have thought of it incessantly.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Good! On the same day on which this lady finds her knight again shall
+you also be reconciled with your professor--not sooner, not later.
+Thus it is written.
+
+IDA.
+
+I am so glad to believe you. And when will the day come?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes, dear, I do not know that exactly. But I will confide in you,
+since we girls are alone, that the said lady is heartily tired of the
+long hoping and waiting and will, I fear, do something desperate.
+
+IDA (_embracing her_).
+
+If only she will hurry up!
+
+ADELAIDE (_holding her_).
+
+Hush! Some man might hear us! [_Enter_ KORB.] What is it, old friend?
+
+KORB.
+
+Miss Adelaide, out there is Mr. Bellmaus, the friend--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Very well, and he wishes to speak to me?
+
+KORB.
+
+Yes. I myself advised him to come to you; he has something to tell
+you.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Bring him in here! [_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+IDA.
+
+Let me go away; my eyes are red with weeping.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well go, dear. In a few minutes I will rejoin you. (_Exit_ IDA.)
+
+He too! The whole _Union_--one after the other!
+
+_Enter_ BEULMAUS.
+
+BELLMAUS (_shyly, bowing repeatedly_).
+
+You permit me, Miss Runeck!
+
+ADELAIDE (_kindly_).
+
+I am glad to receive your visit, and am curious about the interesting
+disclosures you have to make to me.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is no one to whom I would rather confide what I have heard, Miss
+Runeck, than to you. Having learned from Mr. Korb that you are a
+subscriber to our newspaper I feel sure--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+That I deserve, too, to be a friend of the editors. Thank you for the
+good opinion.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+There is this man Schmock! He is a poor fellow who has been little in
+good society and was until now on the staff of the _Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE. I remember having seen him.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+At Bolz's request I gave him a few glasses of punch. He thereupon grew
+jolly and told me of a great plot that Senden and the editor of the
+_Coriolanus_ have hatched between them. These two gentlemen, so he
+assures me, had planned to discredit Professor Oldendorf in the
+Colonel's eyes and so drove the Colonel into writing articles for the
+_Coriolanus_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But is the young man who made you these revelations at all
+trustworthy?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He can't stand much punch, and after three glasses he told me all this
+of his own accord. In general I don't consider him very reputable. I
+should call him a good fellow, but reputable--no, he's not quite that.
+
+ADELAIDE (_indifferently_.)
+
+Do you suppose this gentleman who drank the three glasses of punch
+would be willing to repeat his disclosures before other persons?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He said he would, and spoke of proofs too.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+Aha! (_Aloud_.) I fear the proofs won't amount to much. And you have
+not spoken of it to the professor or Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Our professor is very much occupied these days, and Bolz is the
+jolliest man in the world; but his relations with Mr. von Senden being
+already strained I thought--
+
+ADELAIDE (_quickly_).
+
+And you were quite right, dear Mr. Bellmaus. So in other regards you
+are content with Mr. Bolz?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He is a sociable, excellent man, and I am on very good terms with him.
+All of us are on very good terms with him.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I am glad to hear it.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+He sometimes goes a little too far, but he has the best heart in the
+world.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_). "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings" ye
+shall hear the truth!
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+His nature, you know, is a purely prosaic one; for poetry he has not
+the least comprehension. ADELAIDE. Do you think so?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+Yes, he often bursts forth on the subject.
+
+ADELAIDE (_rising_).
+
+I thank you for your communication even if I cannot attach weight to
+it, and I am glad to have met in you one of the editorial staff.
+Journalists, I find, are dangerous people, and it is just as well to
+secure their good will; although I, as an unimportant person, will try
+never to furnish matter for a newspaper article. [_As_ BELLMAUS
+_lingers._] Can I do anything more for you?
+
+BELLMAUS (_with warmth_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck, if you would be so good as to accept this copy of my
+poems. They are poems of youth, to be sure, my first attempts, but I
+count on your friendly indulgence.
+
+[_Draws a gilt-edged book from his pocket, and hands it to her._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I thank you heartily, Mr. Bellmaus. Never before has a poet presented
+me with his works. I shall read the beautiful book through in the
+country, and, under my trees, shall rejoice that I have friends in
+town who spare a thought for me too, when they represent beauty for
+other people.
+
+BELLMAUS (_fervently_).
+
+Rest assured, Miss Runeck, that no poet will forget you, who has once
+had the good fortune to make your acquaintance.
+
+[_Exit with a deep bow._]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+This Mr. Schmock with the three glasses of punch is well worth
+cultivating, I should say. Scarcely have I arrived in town when my
+room turns into a regular business office, where editors and authors
+ply their trade. I fear that is an omen.
+
+[_Exit to the left._]
+
+_It grows dark. The_ COLONEL _enters from the garden._
+
+COLONEL (_slowly coming forward_).
+
+I am glad that all is over between us. [_Stamping his foot._] I am
+very glad! [_In a depressed tone._] I feel free and more relieved than
+for a long time. I think I could actually sing! At this moment I am
+the subject of conversation over all tea-cups, on all beer-benches.
+Everywhere arguing and laughter: It serves him right, the old fool!
+Damn! [_Enter_ CARL, _with lights and the newspaper_.] Who told you to
+bring the lamp?
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, it is your hour for reading the newspaper. Here it is. [_Lays
+it on the table_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+A low rabble, these gentlemen of the pen! Cowardly, malicious,
+insidious in their anonymity. How this band will triumph now, and over
+me! How they will laud their editor to the skies! There lies the
+contemptible sheet! In it stands my defeat, trumpeted forth with full
+cheeks, with scornful shrugs of the shoulders--away with it! [_Walks
+up and down, looks at the newspaper on the ground, picking it up_.]
+All the same I will drink out the dregs! [_Seats himself.]_ Here,
+right in the beginning! [_Reading_.] "Professor Oldendorf--majority of
+two votes. This journal is bound to rejoice over the result."--I don't
+doubt it!--"But no less a matter for rejoicing was the electoral
+contest which preceded it."--Naturally--"It has probably never before
+been the case that, as here, two men stood against each other who were
+so closely united by years of friendship, both so distinguished by the
+good will of their fellow-citizens. It was a knightly combat between
+two friends, full of generosity, without malice, without jealousy; yes
+doubtless, deep down in his heart, each harbored the hope that his
+friend and opponent and not himself would be the victor"--[_Lays down
+the paper; wipes his brow_.] What sort of language is that? [_Reads_.]
+"and aside from some special party views, never did a man have greater
+claims to victory than our honored opponent. What he, through his
+upright, noble personality stands for among his wide circle of friends
+and acquaintances, this is not the place to dwell upon. But the way in
+which, by his active participation in all public spirited enterprises
+of the town, he has given aid and counsel, is universally known and
+will be realized by our fellow-citizens, especially today, with
+heartfelt gratitude." [_Lays the paper aside_.] That is a vile style!
+[_Reads on_.] "By a very small majority of votes our town has decreed
+to uphold the younger friend's political views in Parliament. But by
+all parties today--so it is reported--addresses and deputations are
+being prepared, not to extol the victor in the electoral contest, but
+to express to his opponent the general reverence and respect of which
+never a man was more worthy than he."--That is open assassination!
+That is a fearful indiscretion of Oldendorf's, that is the revenge of
+a journalist, so fine and pointed! Oh, it is just like him! No, it is
+not like him! It is revolting, it is inhuman! What am I to do!
+Deputations and addresses to me? To Oldendorf's friend? Bah, it is all
+mere gossip, newspaper-babble that costs nothing but a few fine words!
+The town knows nothing of these sentiments. It is blackguardism!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Letters from the local mail.
+
+[_Lays them on the table._]
+
+[_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+There is something up, here, too. I dread to open them. [_Breaks open
+the first one_.] What the devil! A poem?--and to me? "To our noble
+opponent, the best man in town."--Signed? What is the signature?
+"B--aus!" B--aus? I don't know it, it must be a pseudonym! [_Reads_.]
+It seems to be exceedingly good poetry!--And what have we here?
+[_Opens the second letter_.] "To the benefactor of the poor, the
+father of orphans." An address!--[_Reads_.] "Veneration and
+kindliness."--Signature: "Many women and girls." The seal a P.P.--Good
+God, what does it all mean? Have I gone mad? If these are really
+voices from the town, and if that is the way people look on this day,
+then I must confess men think better of me than I do of myself!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+A number of gentlemen wish to speak to you, Colonel.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What sort of gentlemen!
+
+CARL.
+
+They say: A deputation from the voters.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Show them in. This confounded newspaper was right, after all.
+
+_Enter_ PIEPENBRINK, KLEINMICHEL _and three other gentlemen. They
+bow, the_ COLONEL _likewise_.
+
+PIEPENBRINK (_solemnly_).
+
+My Colonel: A number of voters have sent us as a deputation to you to
+inform you on this special day that the whole town considers you a
+most respectable and worthy man.
+
+COLONEL (_stiffly_).
+
+I am obliged for the good opinion.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+You have no reason to feel obliged. It is the truth. You are a man of
+honor through and through, and it gives us pleasure to tell you so;
+you cannot object to hearing this from your fellow-citizens.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I always did consider myself a man of honor, gentlemen.
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+There you were quite right. And you have proved your good principles,
+too. On every occasion. In cases of poverty, of famine, of caring for
+orphans, also at our shooting-club meeting--always when we citizens
+enjoyed or needed a benevolent good man, you were among the first.
+Always simple and loyal without arrogance or supercilious manners.
+That's the reason why we universally love and honor you. (_Colonel
+wipes his eyes_.) Today many of us gave their votes to the professor.
+Some on account of politics, some because they know that he is your
+close friend and possibly even your future son-in-law. COLONEL (_not
+harshly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+Nor did I myself vote for you.
+
+COLONEL (_somewhat more excitedly_).
+
+Sir--
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+But for that very reason I come to you with the rest, and that is why
+we tell you what the citizens think of you. And we hope that for long
+years to come you will preserve to us your manly principles and
+friendly heart as an honored, most respected gentleman and
+fellow-citizen.
+
+COLONEL (_without harshness_).
+
+Why do you not say that to the professor, to the man that you have
+chosen?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+He shall first deserve it in Parliament before the town thanks him.
+But you _have_ deserved it of us, and therefore we come to you.
+
+COLONEL (_heartily_).
+
+I thank you, sir, for your kind words. They are very comforting to me
+just now. May I ask your name?
+
+PIEPENBRINK.
+
+My name is Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL (_morely coldly, but not impolitely_).
+
+Ah, indeed, that is your name! (_With dignity._) I thank you,
+gentlemen, for the friendly sentiment you have expressed, whether it
+be that you render the true opinion of the town, or speak according to
+the desire of individuals. I thank you, and shall go on doing what I
+think is right.
+
+[_Bows, so does the deputation; exit latter_.]
+
+This, then, is that Piepenbrink, the close friend of his friend! But
+the man's words were sensible and his whole demeanor honorable; it
+cannot possibly be all rascality. Who knows! They are clever
+intriguers; send into my house newspaper articles, letters, and these
+good-natured people, to make me soft-hearted; act in public as my
+friends, to make me confide again in their falseness! Yes, that is it.
+It is a preconcerted plan! They will find they have miscalculated!
+
+_Enter_ CARL.
+
+CARL.
+
+Dr. Bolz!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am at home to no one any longer!
+
+CARL.
+
+So I told the gentleman; but he insisted on speaking to you, saying
+that he came in on an affair of honor.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? But Oldendorf won't be so insane--show him in here!
+
+_Enter_ BOLZ.
+
+BOLZ (_with dignity_).
+
+Colonel, I come to make you an announcement which the honor of a third
+person necessitates.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I am prepared for it, and beg you not to prolong it unduly.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No more than is requisite. The article in this evening's _Union_
+which deals with your personality was written by me and inserted by me
+in the paper without Oldendorf's knowledge.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+It can interest me little to know who wrote the article.
+
+BOLZ (_courteously_).
+
+But I consider it important to tell you that it is not by Oldendorf
+and that Oldendorf knew nothing about it. My friend was so taken up
+these last weeks with his own sad and painful experiences that he left
+the management of the paper entirely to me. For all that has lately
+appeared in it I alone am responsible.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And why do you impart this information?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You have sufficient penetration to realize, Colonel, that, after the
+scene which took place today between you and my friend, Oldendorf as a
+man of honor could neither write such an article nor allow it to
+appear in his paper.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+How so, sir? In the article itself I saw nothing unsuitable.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The article exposes my friend in your eyes to the suspicion of having
+tried to regain your good-will by unworthy flattery. Nothing is
+further from his thoughts than such a method. You, Colonel, are too
+honorable a man yourself to consider a mean action natural to your
+friend.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+You are right. (_Aside_.) This defiance is unbearable! (_Aloud_.) Is
+your explanation at an end?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+It is. I must add still another: that I myself regret very much having
+written this article.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I imagine I do not wrong you in assuming that you have already written
+others that were still more to be regretted.
+
+BOLZ (_continuing_).
+
+I had the article printed before hearing of your last interview with
+Oldendorf. (_Very courteously_.) My reason for regretting it is, that
+it is not quite true. I was too hasty in describing your personality
+to the public. Today, at least, it is no longer a true portrait; it is
+flattering.
+
+COLONEL (_bursting out_).
+
+Well, by the devil, that is rude!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Your pardon--it is only true. I wish to convince you that a journalist
+can regret having written falsehoods.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir! (_Aside_.) I must restrain myself, or he will always get the
+better of me.--Dr. Bolz, I see that you are a clever man and know your
+trade. Since, in addition, you seem inclined today to speak only the
+truth, I must beg you to tell me further if you, too, organized the
+demonstrations which purport to represent to me public sentiment.
+
+BOLZ (_bowing_).
+
+I have, as a matter of fact, not been inactive in the matter.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out the letter to him, angrily_).
+
+Did you prompt these, too?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+In part, Colonel. This poem is the heart-outpouring of an honest youth
+who reveres in you the paternal friend of Oldendorf and the ideal of a
+chivalrous hero. I inspired him with the courage to send you the poem.
+It was well-meant, at any rate. The poet will have to seek another
+ideal. The address comes from women and girls who constitute the
+Association for the Education of Orphans. The Association includes
+among its members Miss Ida Berg. I myself composed this address for
+the ladies; it was written down by the daughter of the wine-merchant
+Piepenbrink.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That was just about my opinion concerning these letters. It is
+needless to ask if you too are the contriver who sent me the citizens?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+At all events I did not discourage them. [_From without a male chorus
+of many voices_.]
+
+
+ Hail! Hail! Hail!
+ Within the precincts of our town,
+ Blessed by each burgher's son,
+ There dwells a knight of high renown,
+ A noble, faithful one.
+
+ Who doth in need for aid apply
+ To this brave knight sends word;
+ For love is his bright panoply
+ And mercy is his sword.
+
+ We laud him now in poem and song
+ Protector of the lowly throng.
+ The Colonel, the Colonel,
+ The noble Colonel Berg!
+
+
+COLONEL (_rings after the first measure of the song_. CARL _enters_).
+
+You are to let no one in if you wish to remain in my service.
+
+CARL.
+
+Colonel, they are already in the garden, a great company of them. It
+is the glee club; the leaders are already at the steps.
+
+BOLZ (_who has opened the window_).
+
+Very well sung, Colonel--from _La Juive_--he is the best tenor in town
+and the accompaniment is exceedingly original.
+
+COLONEL (_aside_).
+
+It is enough to drive one mad. [_Aloud_.] Show the gentlemen in!
+
+_Exit_ CARL. _At the end of the verse enter_ FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and
+two other gentlemen_.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+Colonel, the local glee club asks to be allowed to sing you some
+songs--kindly listen to the little serenade as a feeble expression of
+the general veneration and love.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gentlemen, I regret exceedingly that a case of illness in my family
+makes it desirable for me to have you curtail your artistic
+performance. I thank you for your intentions, and beg you will sing to
+Professor Oldendorf the songs you had designed for me.
+
+FRITZ KLEINMICHEL.
+
+We considered it our duty first to greet you before visiting your
+friend. In order not to disturb invalids, we will, with your
+permission, place ourselves further away from the house, in the
+garden.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Do as you please.
+
+[FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and the two others leave_.]
+
+Is this act, too, an invention of yours?
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+Partially at least. But you are too kind, Colonel, if you look upon me
+as the sole originator of all these demonstrations. My share in it is
+really a small one. I have done nothing but edit public opinion a
+little; all these different people are not dolls, which a skilful
+puppet-man can move around by pulling wires. These are all voices of
+capable and honorable persons, and what they have said to you is
+actually the general opinion of the town--that is to say, the
+conviction of the better and more sensible elements in the town. Were
+that not the case I should have labored quite in vain with these good
+people to bring a single one of them into your house.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+He is right again, and I am always in the wrong!
+
+BOLZ (_very courteously_).
+
+Permit me to explain further, that I consider these tender expressions
+of general regard out of place now, and that I deeply regret my share
+in them. Today at least, no friend of Oldendorf has any occasion to
+praise your chivalrous sentiments or your self-effacement.
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Doctor Bolz, you use the privilege of your profession to speak
+recklessly, and are insulting outsiders in a way that exhausts my
+patience. You are in my house, and it is a customary social amenity to
+respect the domicile of one's opponent.
+
+BOLZ (_leaning on a chair, good-naturedly_).
+
+If you mean by that that you have a right to expel from your house
+unwelcome guests you did not need to remind me of it, for this very
+day you shut your doors on another whose love for you gave him a
+better right to be here than I have.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Sir, such brazen-facedness I have never yet experienced.
+
+BOLZ (_with a bow_).
+
+I am a journalist, and claim what you have just called the privilege
+of my profession.
+
+[_Grand march by brass band. Enter_ CARL _quickly_.]
+
+COLONEL (_going toward him_).
+
+Shut the garden gate; no one is to come in. [_The music stops_.]
+
+BOLZ (_at the window_).
+
+You are locking your friends out; this time I am innocent.
+
+CARL.
+
+Ah, Colonel, it is too late. The singers are back there in the garden,
+and in front a great procession is approaching the house; it is Mr.
+von Senden and the entire club.
+
+[_Goes to rear of stage_.]
+
+COLONEL (_to_ BOLZ).
+
+Sir, I wish the conversation between us to end.
+
+BOLZ (_speaking back at him from the window_).
+
+In your position, Colonel, I find the desire very natural. [_Looking
+out again_.] A brilliant procession! They all carry paper lanterns,
+and on the lanterns are inscriptions! Besides the ordinary club
+mottoes, I see others. Why isn't Bellmaus ever looking when he might
+be helping the newspaper! [_Taking out a note book_.] We'll quickly
+note those inscriptions for our columns. [_Over his shoulder_.] Pardon
+me! Oh, that is truly remarkable: "Down with our enemies!" And here a
+blackish lantern with white letters--"Death to the _Union_!" Holy
+thunder! [_Calls out of the window_.] Good evening, gentlemen!
+
+COLONEL (_going up to him_).
+
+Sir, you're in league with the devil!
+
+BOLZ (_turning quickly around_).
+
+Very kind of you, Colonel, to show yourself at the window with me.
+
+[COLONEL _retreats_.]
+
+SENDEN (_from below_).
+
+Whose voice is that!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Good evening, Mr. von Senden!--The gentleman with the dark lantern and
+white inscription would oblige us greatly by kindly lifting it up to
+the Colonel. Blow your light out, man, and hand me the lantern. So,
+thank you--man with the witty motto! [_Pulling in the stick and
+lantern_.] Here, Colonel, is the document of the brotherly love your
+friends cherish toward us. [_Tears the lantern from the stick_.] The
+lantern for you, the stick for the lantern-bearer! [_Throws the stick
+out of the window_.] I have the honor to bid you good day!
+
+[_Turns to go, meets_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+_Male chorus, close at hand again: "Within the precincts of our town;"
+trumpets join in; then many voices: "Long live_ COLONEL BERG!
+_Hurrah!_" ADELAIDE _has entered on the left, during the noise_.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Well, is the whole town upside-down today?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I've done my share; he is half converted. Good night!
+
+COLONEL (_throwing the lantern on the ground--in a rage_).
+
+To the devil with all journalists!
+
+_Male chorus_, SENDEN, BLUMENBERG _and many other gentlemen, in
+procession, are visible through the door into the garden; the
+deputation comes in; chorus and lantern-bearers form a group at the
+entrance_.
+
+SENDEN (_with a loud voice while the curtain is lowered_).
+
+Colonel, the Club has the honor of greeting its revered members!
+
+
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+
+_The_ COLONEL'S _summer parlor_. COLONEL _enters from the garden,
+followed by_ CARL.
+
+COLONEL (_on entering, crossly_).
+
+Who ordered William to bring the horse round in front of the bedrooms?
+The brute makes a noise with his hoofs that would wake the dead.
+
+CARL.
+
+Are you not going to ride today, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+No. Take the horse to the stable!
+
+CARL.
+
+Yes, Colonel. [_Exit_.]
+
+COLONEL (_rings_, CARL _reappears at the door_).
+
+Is Miss Runeck at home?
+
+CARL.
+
+She is in her room; the judge has been with her an hour already.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What? Early in the morning?
+
+CARL.
+
+Here she is herself.
+
+[_Exit as soon as_ ADELAIDE _enters_.]
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _and_ KORB _through the door on the right_.
+
+ADELAIDE (_to_ KORB).
+
+You had better remain near the garden gate, and when the said young
+man comes bring him to us.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Good-morning, Colonel.
+
+[_Going up to him and examining him gaily_.]
+
+How is the weather today?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Gray, girl, gray and stormy. Vexation and grief are buzzing round in
+my head until it is fit to burst. How is the child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Better. She was wise enough to fall asleep toward morning. Now she is
+sad, but calm.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+This very calmness annoys me. If she would only once shriek and tear
+her hair a bit! It would be horrible, but there would be something
+natural about it. It is this smiling and then turning away to dry
+secret tears that makes me lose my composure. It is unnatural in my
+child.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Possibly she knows her father's kind heart better than he does
+himself; possibly she still has hopes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Of what? Of a reconciliation with him? After what has happened a
+reconciliation between Oldendorf and myself is out of the question.
+
+ADELAIDE (_aside_).
+
+I wonder if he wants me to contradict him!
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+The gentleman has come.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I will ring.
+
+[_Exit_ KORB.]
+
+Help me out of a little dilemma. I have to speak with a strange young
+man who seems in need of help, and I should like to have you stay near
+me.--May I leave this door open?
+
+[_Points to the door on the left_.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+That means, I suppose, in plain English, that I
+am to go in there?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I beg it of you--just for five minutes.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Very well--if only I don't have to listen.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I do not require it; but you will listen all the
+same if the conversation happens to interest you.
+
+COLONEL (_smiling_).
+
+In that case I shall come out.
+
+[_Exit to the left_; ADELAIDE _rings_.]
+
+_Enter_ SCHMOCK. KORB _also appears at the entrance, but quickly
+withdraws_.
+
+SCHMOCK (_with a bow_).
+
+I wish you a good-morning. Are you the lady who sent me her secretary?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Yes. You said you wished to speak to me personally.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should the secretary know about it if I want to tell you
+something? Here are the notes that Senden wrote and that I found in
+the paper-basket of the _Coriolanus_. Look them over, and see if they
+will be of use to the Colonel. What can I do with them? There's
+nothing to be done with them.
+
+ADELAIDE (_looking through them, reading, in an aside_).
+
+"Here I send you the wretched specimens of style, etc." Incautious and
+very low-minded! [_Lays them on the table. Aloud_.] At any rate these
+unimportant notes are better off in my paper-basket than in any one
+else's. And what, sir, induces you to confide in me?
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Union Deutsch um Vellagssesellsckaft
+Stuttgart_. LUNCH BUFFET AT KISSENGEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL. ]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I suppose because Bellmaus told me you were a clever person who would
+choose a good way of telling the Colonel to be on his guard against
+Senden and against my editor; and the Colonel is a kind man; the other
+day he ordered a glass of sweet wine and a salmon sandwich as a lunch
+for me.
+
+COLONEL (_visible at the door, clasping his hands sympathetically_).
+
+Merciful heavens!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Why should I let him be duped by these people!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Since you did not dislike the lunch, we will see that you get another
+one.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Oh please, don't trouble yourself on my account.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Can we help you with anything else?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+What should you be able to help me with? [_Examining his boots and
+clothes_.] I have everything in order now. My trouble is only that I
+have got into the wrong occupation. I must try to get out of
+literature.
+
+ADELAIDE (_sympathetically_.)
+
+It is very hard, I suppose, to feel at home in literature?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+That depends. My editor is an unfair man. He cuts out too much and
+pays too little. "Attend to your style first of all," says he; "a good
+style is the chief thing." "Write impressively, Schmock," says he;
+"write profoundly; it is required of a newspaper today that it be
+profound." Good! I write profoundly, I make my style logical! But when
+I bring him what I have done he hurls it away from him and shrieks:
+"What is that? That is heavy, that is pedantic!" says he. "You must
+write dashingly; it's brilliant you must be, Schmock. It is now the
+fashion to make everything pleasant for the reader." What am I to do?
+I write dashingly again; I put a great deal of brilliant stuff in the
+article; and when I bring it he takes his red pencil and strikes out
+all that is commonplace and leaves me only the brilliant stuff
+remaining.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Are such things possible?
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+How can I exist under such treatment? How can I write him only
+brilliant stuff at less than a penny a line. I can't exist under it!
+And that is why I'm going to try to get out of the business. If only I
+could earn twenty-five to thirty dollars, I would never in my life
+write again for a newspaper; I would then set up for myself in
+business--a little business that could support me.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Wait a moment! [_Looks into her purse_.]
+
+COLONEL (_hastily coming forward_).
+
+Leave that to me, dear Adelaide. The young man wants to cease being a
+journalist. That appeals to me. Here, here is money such as you desire
+if you will promise me from this day on not to touch a pen again for a
+newspaper. Here, take it.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+A Prussian bank note--twenty-five thalers in currency? On my honor, I
+promise you, on my honor and salvation, I go this very day to a cousin
+of mine who has a paying business. Would you like an I.O.U., Colonel,
+or shall I make out a long-term promissory note?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Get out with your promissory note!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+Then I will write out a regular I.O.U. I prefer it to be only an
+I.O.U.
+
+COLONEL (_impatiently_).
+
+I don't want your I.O.U. either. Sir, for God's sake get out of the
+house!
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+And how about the interest? If I can have it at five per cent. I
+should like it.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+The gentleman makes you a present of the money.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+He makes me a present of the money? It's a miracle! I tell you what,
+Colonel, if I don't succeed with the money it remains a gift, but if I
+work my way up with it I return it. I hope I will work my way up.
+COLONEL. Do just as you like about that.
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+I like to have it that way, Colonel.--Meanwhile I thank you, and may
+some other joy come to make it up to you. Good day, Sir and Madam.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We must not forget the lunch. [_Rings,_ KORB _enters_.] Dear Korb!
+[_Talks in a low tone to him_.]
+
+SCHMOCK.
+
+O please, do not go to that trouble!
+
+[_Exeunt_ SCHMOCK _and_ KORB.]
+
+COLONEL.
+
+And now, dear lady, explain this whole conversation; it concerns me
+intimately enough.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Senden spoke tactlessly to outsiders about his relations with you and
+your household. This young man had overheard some of it, and also had
+notes written by Senden in his possession, which contained unsuitable
+expressions. I thought it best to get these notes out of his hands.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I want you to let me have those letters, Adelaide.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+Why, Colonel?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I won't get angry, girl.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor is it worth while to do so. But still I beg you won't look at
+them. You know enough now, for you know that he, with his associates,
+does not merit such great confidence as you have latterly reposed in
+him.
+
+COLONEL (_sadly_).
+
+Well, well! In my old days I have had bad luck with my acquaintances.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+If you put Oldendorf and this one (_pointing to the letters_) in the
+same class you are quite mistaken.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't do that, girl. For Senden I had no such affection, and that's
+why it is easier to bear it when he does me an injury.
+
+ADELAIDE (_gently_).
+
+And because you loved the other one, that was the reason why yesterday
+you were so--
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Say it, mentor--so harsh and violent!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Worse than that, you were unjust.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I said the same thing to myself last night, as I went to Ida's room
+and heard the poor thing cry. I was a hurt, angry man and was wrong in
+the form--but in the matter itself I was, all the same, right. Let him
+be member of Parliament; he may be better suited for it than I. It is
+his being a newspaper writer that separates us.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+But he is only doing what you did yourself!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Don't remind me of that folly! Were he as my son-in-law to hold a
+different opinion from mine regarding current happenings--that I could
+doubtless stand. But if day by day he were to proclaim aloud to the
+world feelings and sentiments the opposite of mine, and I had to read
+them, and had to hear my son-in-law reproached and laughed at for them
+on all sides by old friends and comrades, and I had to swallow it
+all--you see that is more than I could bear!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+And Ida? Because you won't bear it Ida is to be made unhappy?
+
+COLONEL.
+
+My poor child! She has been unhappy throughout the whole affair. This
+half-hearted way of us men has long been a mistake. It is better to
+end it with one sharp pain.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seriously_).
+
+I cannot see that ending of it as yet. I shall only see it when Ida
+laughs once more as merrily as she used to do.
+
+COLONEL (_excitedly walking about, exclaiming_).
+
+Well then, I'll give him my child, and go and sit alone in a corner. I
+had other views for my old age, but God forbid that my beloved girl
+should be made unhappy by me. He is reliable and honorable, and will
+take good care of her. I shall move back to the little town I came
+from.
+
+ADELAIDE (_seizing his hand_).
+
+My revered friend, no--you shall not do that! Neither Oldendorf nor
+Ida would accept their happiness at such a price. But if Senden and
+his friends were secretly to take the paper away from the professor,
+what then?
+
+COLONEL (_joyfully_).
+
+Then he would no longer be a journalist! (_Uneasily_.) But I won't
+hear of such a thing. I am no friend of underhanded action.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nor am I! (_Heartily_.) Colonel, you have often shown a confidence in
+me that has made me happy and proud. Even today you let me speak more
+frankly than is usually permitted to a girl. Will you give me one more
+great proof of your regard?
+
+COLONEL (_pressing her hand_).
+
+Adelaide, we know how we stand with each other. Speak out!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+For one hour, today, be my faithful knight. Allow me to lead you
+wherever I please.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+What are you up to, child?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Nothing wrong, nothing unworthy of you or of me. You shall not long be
+kept in the dark about it.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+If I must, I will surrender. But may I not know something of what I
+have to do?
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+You are to accompany me on a visit, and at the same time keep in mind
+the things we have just talked over so sensibly.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+On a visit?
+
+_Enter_ KORB.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+On a visit I am making in my own interest.
+
+KORB (_to_ ADELAIDE).
+
+Mr. von Senden wishes to pay his respects.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I don't wish to see him now.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Be calm, Colonel! We have not time to be angry even with him. I shall
+have to see him for a few moments.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Then I will go away.
+
+ADELAIDE (_entreating_).
+
+But you will accompany me directly? The carriage is waiting.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+I obey the command. [_Exit to the left_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I have made a hasty decision; I have ventured on something that was
+doubtless too bold for a girl; for now that the crisis is at hand, I
+feel my courage leaving me. I had to do it for his sake and for all
+our sakes. (_To_ KORB.) Ask Miss Ida to get ready--the coachman will
+come straight back for her. Dear Korb, let your thoughts be with me. I
+am going on a weighty errand, old friend! [_Exit_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+KORB.
+
+(_alone_). Gracious, how her eyes shine! What is she tip to? She's not
+going to elope with the old Colonel, I hope! Well, whatever she is up
+to, she will carry it through. There is only one person who could ever
+be a match for her. Oh, Mr. Conrad, if only I could speak!
+
+[_EXIT_.]
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+
+_Editorial room of the Union. Enter_ BOLZ _through the door on the
+left, directly afterward_ MILLER.
+
+BOLZ (_at middle door_).
+
+In here with the table!
+
+MILLER (_carries small table, all set, with wine-bottles, glasses and
+plates, to the foreground on the left; brings up five chairs while he
+speaks_).
+
+Mr. Piepenbrink sends his regards, with the message that the wine is
+yellow-seal, and that, if the Doctor drinks any healths, he must not
+forget Mr. Piepenbrink's health. He was very jolly, the stout
+gentleman. And Madam Piepenbrink reminded him that he ought to
+subscribe for the _Union_. He commissioned me to see to it.
+
+BOLZ (_who meanwhile has been turning over papers at the work-table on
+the right, rising_).
+
+Let's have some wine!
+
+[MILLER _pours some in a glass_.]
+
+In honor of the worthy vintner! [_Drinks._]
+
+I treated him scandalously, but he has proved true-hearted. Tell him
+his health was not forgotten. There, take this bottle along!--Now, get
+out!
+
+[_Exit_ MILLER. BOLZ _opening the door on the left_.]
+
+Come, gentlemen, today I carry out my promise.
+
+[_Enter_ KAeMPE, BELLMAUS, KOeRNER.]
+
+This is the lunch I agreed to give. And now, my charming day-flies,
+put as much rose-color into your cheeks and your humors as your wits
+will let you. [_Pouring out_.] The great victory is won; the _Union_
+has celebrated one of the noblest of triumphs; in ages still to come
+belated angels will say with awe: "Those were glorious days," and so
+on--see continuation in today's paper. Before we sit down, the first
+toast--
+
+KAeMPE. The member-elect--
+
+BOLZ.
+
+No, our first toast is to the mother of all, the great power which
+produces members--the newspaper, may she prosper!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah! [_Clink glasses_.]
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hurrah! And secondly, long live--hold on, the member himself is not
+here yet.
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+Here he comes.
+
+_Enter_ OLDENDORF.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+The member from our venerable town, editor-in-chief and professor,
+journalist, and good fellow, who is angry just now because behind his
+back this and that got into the paper--hurrah for him!
+
+ALL.
+
+Hurrah!
+
+OLDENDORF (_in a friendly tone_.)
+
+I thank you, gentlemen.
+
+BOLZ (_drawing_ OLDENDORF _to the front_).
+
+And you are no longer vexed with us?
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Your intention was good, but it was a great indiscretion.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Forget all about it! (_Aloud_.) Here, take your glass and sit down
+with us. Don't be proud, young statesman! Today you are one of us.
+Well, here sits the editorial staff! Where is worthy Mr.
+Henning--where tarries our owner, printer and publisher, Gabriel
+Henning?
+
+KAeMPE.
+
+I met him a little while ago on the stairs. He crept by me as shyly as
+though he were some one who had been up to mischief.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Probably he feels as Oldendorf does--he is again not pleased with the
+attitude of the paper.
+
+MILLER (_thrusting in his head_).
+
+The papers and the mail!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Over there! [MILLER _enters, lays the papers on the work-table._]
+
+MILLER.
+
+Here is the _Coriolanus_. There is something in it about our paper.
+The errand-boy of the _Coriolanus_ grinned at me scornfully, and
+recommended me to look over the article.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Give it here! Be quiet, Romans, _Coriolanus_ speaks.--All ye devils,
+what does that mean? [_Reads_.] "On the best of authority we have just
+been informed that a great change is imminent in the newspaper affairs
+of our province. Our opponent, the _Union_, will cease to direct her
+wild attacks against all that is high and holy."--This high and holy
+means Blumenberg.--"The ownership is said to have gone over into other
+hands, and there is a sure prospect that we shall be able from now on
+to greet as an ally this widely read sheet." How does that taste to
+you, gentlemen?
+
+MILLER} Thunder! KAeMPE.}_(All together_.) Nonsense! BELLMAUS.} It's a
+lie!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+It's another of Blumenberg's reckless inventions.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+There is something behind it all. Go and get me Gabriel Henning.
+[_Exit_ MILLER.] This owner has played the traitor; we have been
+poisoned. [_Springing up._] And this is the feast of the Borgia!
+Presently the _misericordia_ will enter and sing our dirge. Do me the
+favor at least to eat up the oysters before it be too late.
+
+OLDENDORF (_who has seized the newspaper_.)
+
+Evidently this news is only an uncertain rumor. Henning will tell us
+there is no truth in it. Stop seeing ghosts, and sit down with us.
+
+BOLZ (_seating himself_).
+
+I sit down, not because I put faith in your words, but because I don't
+wish to do injustice to the lunch. Get hold of Henning; he must give
+an account of himself.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+But, as you heard, he is not at home.
+
+BOLZ (_zealously eating_).
+
+Oh, thou wilt have a fearful awakening, little Orsini! Bellmaus, pour
+me out some wine. But if the story be not true, if this _Coriolanus_
+have lied, by the purple in this glass be it sworn I will be his
+murderer! The grimmest revenge that ever an injured journalist took
+shall fall on his head; he shall bleed to death from pin-pricks; every
+poodle in the street shall look on him scornfully and say: "Fie,
+_Coriolanus_, I wouldn't take a bite at you even if you were a
+sausage." [_A knock is heard_. BOLZ _lays down his knife.] Memento
+mori_! There are our grave-diggers. The last oyster, now, and then
+farewell thou lovely world!
+
+_Enter_ JUDGE SCHWARZ _and_ SENDEN _from the door on the left; the
+door remains open_.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Obedient servant, gentlemen!
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Your pardon if we disturb you.
+
+BOLZ (_remaining seated at the table_).
+
+Not in the least. This is our regular luncheon, contracted for a whole
+year--fifty oysters and two bottles daily for each member of the
+staff. Whoever buys the newspaper has to furnish it.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+What brings us here, Professor, is a communication which Mr. Henning
+should have been the first to make to you. He preferred handing over
+the task to me.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+I await your communication.
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+Mr. Henning has, from yesterday on, transferred to me by sale all
+rights pertaining to him as owner of the newspaper _Union_.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+To you, Judge?
+
+SCHWARZ.
+
+I acknowledge that I have bought it merely as accredited agent of a
+third person. Here is the deed; it contains no secrets. [_Hands him a
+paper_.]
+
+OLDENDORF (_looking through it, to_ BOLZ).
+
+It is drawn up by a notary in due form--sold for thirty thousand
+thalers. [_Agitation among the staff-members_.] Let me get to the
+bottom of the matter. Is this change of owner also to be connected
+with a change in the political attitude of the sheet?
+
+SENDEN (_coming forward_).
+
+Certainly, Professor, that was the intention in making the purchase.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Do I possibly see in you the new owner?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+Not that, but I have the honor to be a friend of his. You yourself, as
+well as these gentlemen, have a right to demand the fulfilment of your
+contracts. Your contracts provide, I understand, for six months'
+notice. It goes without saying that you continue to draw your salary
+until the expiration of this term.
+
+BOLZ (_rising_).
+
+You are very kind, Mr. von Senden. Our contracts empower us to edit
+the paper as we see fit, and to control its tone and its party
+affiliations. For the next half-year, therefore, we shall not only
+continue to draw our salaries but also to conduct the paper for the
+benefit of the party to which you have not the honor to belong.
+
+SENDEN (_angrily_).
+
+We'll find a way to prevent that!
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Calm yourself. That kind of work would scarcely be worthy of us. If
+such are the circumstances, I announce that I resign the editorship
+from today, and release you from all obligations to me.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I don't mind. I make the same announcement.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+KAeMPE}(_together_). We too!
+
+KOeRNER}
+
+SENDEN (_to_ SCHWARZ).
+
+You can testify that the gentlemen voluntarily renounce their rights.
+
+BOLZ (_to the staff_).
+
+Hold on, gentlemen, don't be too generous. It is all right for you to
+take no further part in editing the paper if your friends withdraw.
+But why abandon your pecuniary claims on the new owner?
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+I'd rather take nothing at all from them; I'll follow your example.
+
+BOLZ (_stroking him_).
+
+Noble sentiment, my son! We'll make our way in the world together.
+What do you think of a hand-organ, Bellmaus! We 'll take it to fairs
+and sing your songs through. I'll turn and you'll sing.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+Since the new owner of the paper is not one of you, you will, in
+concluding this transaction, find the question only natural--To whom
+have we ceded our rights?
+
+SENDEN.
+
+The present owner of the paper is--
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL _through side door on the left_.
+
+OLDENDORF (_starting back in alarm_).
+
+Colonel!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Ah, now it is becoming high tragedy!
+
+COLONEL.
+
+First of all, Professor, be assured that I have nothing to do with
+this whole affair, and merely come at the request of the purchaser.
+Not until I came here, did I know anything of what was going on. I
+hope you will take my word for that.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Well, I find this game unseemly, and I insist on being told who this
+new owner is who mysteriously hides behind different persons!
+
+_Enter_ ADELAIDE _from the side door, left._
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He stands before you!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I should just like to faint.
+
+BELLMAUS.
+
+That is a heavenly joke!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bowing_).
+
+How do you do, gentlemen! [_To the staff_.] Am I right in assuming
+that these gentlemen have hitherto been connected with editing the
+paper?
+
+BELLMAUS (_eagerly_).
+
+Yes, Miss Runeck! Mr. Kaempe for leading articles, Mr. Koerner for the
+French and English correspondence, and I for theatre, music, fine
+arts, and miscellaneous.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+I shall be much pleased if your principles will let you continue
+devoting your talents to my newspaper. [_The three members of the
+staff bow_.]
+
+BELLMAUS (_laying his hand on his heart_).
+
+Miss Runeck, under your editorship I'll go to the ends of the world!
+
+ADELAIDE (_smiling and politely_).
+
+Ah, no, merely into that room.
+
+[_Points to the door on the right_.]
+
+I
+need half an hour to collect my thoughts for my new activities.
+
+BELLMAUS (_while departing_).
+
+That's the best thing I ever heard!
+
+[BELLMAUS, KAeMPE, KOeRNER _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Professor, you resigned the management of the paper with a readiness
+which delights me. (_Pointedly_.) I wish to edit the _Union_ in my
+own fashion.
+
+[_Seizes his hand and leads him to the_ COLONEL.]
+
+Colonel, he is no longer editor; we have outwitted him; you have your
+satisfaction.
+
+COLONEL (_holding out his arms to him_).
+
+Come, Oldendorf! For what happened I have been sorry since the moment
+we parted.
+
+OLDENDORF.
+
+My honored friend!
+
+ADELAIDE (_pointing to the door on the left_).
+
+There is some one else in there who wants to take part in the
+reconciliation. It might be Mr. Gabriel Henning.
+
+IDA _appears at the side door_.
+
+IDA.
+
+Edward!
+
+[OLDENDORF _hurries to the door_, IDA _meets him, he embraces
+her. Both leave on the left. The_ COLONEL _follows_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_sweetly_).
+
+Before asking you, Mr. von Senden, to interest yourself in the editing
+of the newspaper, I beg you to read through this correspondence which
+I received as a contribution to my columns.
+
+SENDEN (_takes a glance at them_).
+
+Miss Runeck, I don't know whose indiscretion--
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+Fear none on my part. I am a newspaper proprietor, and (_with, marked
+emphasis_) shall keep editorial secrets.
+
+[SENDEN _bows_.]
+
+May I ask
+for the deed, Judge? And will you gentlemen be kind enough to ease the
+mind of the vendor as to the outcome of the transaction?
+
+[_Mutual
+bows_. SENDEN _and_ SCHWARZ _leave_.]
+
+ADELAIDE (_after a short pause_).
+
+Now, Mr. Bolz, what am I going to do about you?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+I am prepared for anything. I am surprised at nothing any more. If
+some one should go straight off and spend a capital of a hundred
+millions in painting negroes white with oil-colors, or in making
+Africa four-cornered, I should not let it astonish me. If I wake up
+tomorrow as an owl with two tufts of feathers for ears and a mouse in
+my beak, I will say, "All right," and remember that worse things have
+happened.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+What is the matter with you, Conrad? Are you displeased with me?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+With you? You have been generous as ever; only too generous. And it
+would all have been fine, if only this whole scene had been
+impossible. That fellow Senden!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+We have seen the last of him! Conrad, I'm one of the party!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Hallelujah! I hear countless angels blowing on their trumpets! I'll
+stay with the _Union_!
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+About that I am no longer the one to decide. For I have still a
+confession to make to you. I, too, am not the real owner of the
+newspaper.
+
+BOLZ.
+
+You are not? Now, by all the gods, I am at my wit's end. I'm beginning
+not to care who this owner is. Be he man, will-of-the-wisp, or the
+devil Beelzebub in person, I bid him defiance.
+
+ADELAIDE.
+
+He is a kind of a will-of-the-wisp, a little something of a devil, and
+from top to toe a great rogue. For, Conrad, my friend, beloved of my
+youth, it is you yourself.
+
+[_Hands him the deed_.]
+
+BOLZ (_stupefied for a moment, reads_).
+
+"Ceded to Conrad Bolz"--correct! So that would be a sort of gift.
+Can't be accepted, much too little!
+
+[_Throws the paper aside_.]
+Prudence be gone!
+
+[_Falls on his knees before_ ADELAIDE.]
+
+Here I
+kneel, Adelaide! What I am saying I don't know in my joy, for the
+whole room is dancing round with me. If you will take me for your
+husband, you will do me the greatest favor in the world. If you don't
+want me, box my ears and send me off!
+
+ADELAIDE (_bending down to him_).
+
+I do want you! (_Kissing him_.) This was the cheek!
+
+BOLZ.
+
+And these are the lips.
+
+[_Kisses her; they remain in an embrace; short
+pause_.]
+
+_Enter_ COLONEL, IDA, OLDENDORF.
+
+COLONEL (_in amazement, at the door_).
+
+What is this?
+
+BOLZ.
+
+Colonel, it takes place under editorial sanction.
+
+COLONEL.
+
+Adelaide, what do I see?
+
+ADELAIDE (_stretching out her hand to the_ COLONEL).
+
+Dear friend, I'm betrothed to a journalist!
+
+[_As_ IDA _and_ OLDENDORF _from either side hasten to the pair, the
+curtain falls_]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Footnote 1: Permission S. Hirzel, Leipzig.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+DOCTOR LUTHER (1859)
+
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B. Assistant Professor of German, Tufts
+College.
+
+
+Some well-meaning men still wish that the defects of their old church
+had not led to so great a revolt, and even liberal Roman Catholics
+still fail to see in Luther and Zwingli anything but zealous heretics
+whose wrath brought about a schism. May such views vanish from
+Germany! All religious denominations have reason to attribute to
+Luther whatever in their present faith is genuine and sincere, and has
+a wholesome and sustaining influence. The heretic of Wittenberg is
+fully as much the reformer of the German Catholics as of the
+Protestants. This is true not only because the teachers of the
+Catholic Church in their struggle against him outgrew the old
+scholasticism, and fought for their sacraments with new weapons gained
+from his language, his culture, and his moral worth; nor because he,
+in effect, destroyed the church of the Middle Ages and forced his
+opponents at Trent to raise a firmer structure, though seemingly
+within the old forms and proportions; but still more because he
+expressed the common basis of all German denominations, of our
+spiritual courage, piety, and honesty, with such force that a good
+deal of his own nature, to the present benefit of every German, has
+survived in our doctrines and language, in our civil laws and morals,
+in the thoughtfulness of our people, and in our science and
+literature. Some of the ideas for which Luther's stubborn and
+contentious spirit fought, against both Catholics and Calvinists, are
+abandoned by the free investigation of modern times. His intensely
+passionate beliefs, gained in the heartrending struggles of a devout
+soul, occasionally missed an important truth. Sometimes he was harsh,
+unfair, even cruel toward his opponents; but such things should no
+longer disturb any German, for all the limitations of his nature and
+training are as nothing compared with the fulness of the blessings
+which have flowed from his great heart into the life of our nation.
+
+But he should not have seceded after all, some people say; for his
+action has divided Germany into two hostile camps, and the ancient
+strife, under varying battle-cries, has continued to our day. Those
+who think so might assert with equal right that the Christian revolt
+from Judaism was not necessary--why did not the apostles reform the
+venerable high-priesthood of Zion? They might assert that Hampden
+would have done better if he had paid the ship-money and had taught
+the Stuarts their lesson peaceably; that William of Orange committed a
+crime when he did not put his life and his sword into the hands of
+Alva, as Egmont did; that Washington was a traitor because he did not
+surrender himself and his army to the English; they might condemn as
+evil everything that is new and great in doctrine and in life and that
+owes its birth to a struggle against what is old.
+
+To but few mortals has been vouchsafed such a powerful influence as
+Luther had upon their contemporaries and upon subsequent ages. But his
+life, like that of every great man, leaves the impression of an
+affecting tragedy when attention is centred on its pivotal events. It
+shows us, like the career of all heroes of history whom Fate permitted
+to live out their lives, three stages. First, the personality of the
+man develops, powerfully influenced by the restricting environment. It
+tries to reconcile incompatibilities, while in the depth of his soul
+ideas and convictions are gradually translated into volition. At last
+they burst forth in a definite action, and the solitary individual
+enters upon the contest with the world. Then follows a period of
+greater activity, more rapid growth, and larger victories. The
+influence of the one man upon the masses grows ever greater. Mightily
+he draws the whole nation to follow in his footsteps, and becomes its
+hero, its pattern; the vital force of millions appears summed up in
+one man.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Underwood & Underwood, New York_
+LUTHER MONUMENT AT WORMS by ERNST RIETSCHEL]
+
+But the spirit of the nation does not long endure the preeminence of a
+single, well-centred personality; for the life and the power and the
+needs of a nation are more manifold than even the greatest single
+force and lofty aim. The eternal contrast between the individual and
+the nation appears. Even the soul of a nation is, in the presence of
+the eternal, a finite personality--but in comparison with the
+individual it appears boundless. A man is forced by the logical result
+of his thoughts and actions, by all the significance of his own deeds,
+into a closely restricted path. The soul of the nation needs for its
+life irreconcilable contrasts and incessant effort in most varied
+directions. Much that the individual failed to assimilate rises to
+fight against him. The reaction of the people begins--at first weak,
+here and there, based on different reasons and with slight
+justification; then it grows stronger and ever more victorious.
+Finally the intellectual influence of the life of the individual is
+limited to his own followers, and crystallizes into a single one of
+the many elements of national growth. The last period of a great life
+is always filled with secret resignation, with bitterness, and with
+silent suffering.
+
+Thus it was with Luther. The first of these periods continued up to
+the day on which he posted his theses, the second until his return
+from the Wartburg, the third to his death and the beginning of the
+Schmalkaldic War. It is not the purpose of this sketch to give his
+entire biography, but to tell briefly how he developed and what he
+was. Much in his nature appears strange and unpleasing so long as he
+is viewed from afar; but this historic figure has the remarkable
+quality of becoming greater and more attractive the more closely it is
+approached, and from beginning to end it would inspire a good
+biographer with admiration, tenderness, and a certain good humor.
+
+Luther rose from the great source of all national strength, the
+freeholding peasant class. His father moved from Moehra, a forest
+village of the Thuringian mountains, where his relatives constituted
+half the population, northward into the neighborhood of Mansfeld, to
+work as a miner. So the boy's cradle stood in a cottage in which was
+still felt the old thrill of the ghosts of the pine wood and the dark
+clefts which were thought to be the entrances to the ore veins of the
+mountain. Certainly the imagination of the boy was often busy with
+dark traditions from heathen mythology. He was accustomed to feel the
+presence of uncanny powers as well in the phenomena of nature as in
+the life of man. When he turned monk such remembrances from childhood
+grew gloomier and took the shape of the devil of Scripture, but the
+busy tempter who everywhere lies in wait for the life of man always
+retained for him something of the features of the mischievous goblin
+who secretly lurks about the peasant's hearth and stable.
+
+His father, a curt, sturdy, vigorous man, firm in his resolves, and of
+unusual, shrewd common sense, had worked his way, after hard
+struggles, to considerable prosperity. He kept strict discipline in
+his household. Even in later years Luther thought with sadness of the
+severe punishments he had endured as a boy and the sorrow they had
+caused his tender, childish heart. But Old Hans Luther, nevertheless,
+up to his death in 1530, had some influence on the life of his son.
+When at the age of twenty-two Martin secretly entered the monastery
+the old man was violently angry; for he had already planned a good
+match for him. Friends finally succeeded in bringing the angry father
+to consent to a reconciliation; and as his imploring son confessed
+that a terrible apparition had driven him to the secret vow to enter
+the monastery, he replied with the sorrowful words, "God grant that it
+was not a deception and trick of the devil;" and he still further
+wrenched the heart of the monk by the angry question, "You thought you
+were obeying the command of God when you went into the monastery; have
+you not heard also that you shall obey your parents?" These words made
+a deep impression on the son, and when, many years after, he sat in
+the Wartburg, expelled from the Church and outlawed by the Emperor, he
+wrote to his father the touching words: "Do you still wish to tear me
+from the monastery? You are still my father and I your son. The law
+and the power of God are on your side--on my side human weakness. But
+look that you boast not yourself against God, he has been beforehand
+with you,--he has taken me out himself." From that time on it seemed
+to the old man as if his son were restored to him. Old Hans had once
+counted upon having a grandson for whom he would work. He now came
+back obstinately to this thought, caring nothing for the rest of the
+world, and soon urged his son to marry; his encouragement was not the
+least of the influences to which Luther yielded, and when his father,
+advanced in years, at last a councillor of Mansfeld, lay in his death
+throes and the minister bent over him and asked the dying man if he
+wished to die in the purified faith in Christ and the Holy Gospel, old
+Hans gathered his strength once more and said curtly, "He is a wretch
+who does not believe in it." When Luther told this later he added
+admiringly, "Yes that was a man of the old time." The son received the
+news of the father's death in the fortress of Coburg. When he read
+the letter, in which his wife inclosed a picture of his youngest
+daughter Magdalena, he uttered to a companion merely the words, "Well,
+my father is dead too," rose, took his psalter, went into his room,
+and prayed and wept so hard that, as the faithful Veit Dietrich wrote,
+his head was confused the next day; but he came out again with his
+soul at peace. The same day he wrote with deep emotion to Melanchthon
+of the great love of his father and of his intimate relations with
+him. "I have never despised death so much as today. We die so often
+before we finally die. Now I am the oldest of my family and I have the
+right to follow him." From such a father the son inherited what was
+fundamental to his character--truthfulness, a sturdy will,
+straightforward common sense, and tact in dealing with men and
+affairs. His childhood was full of rigor. He had many a bitter
+experience in the Latin school and as a choir boy, though tempered by
+kindness and love, and he kept through it all--what is more easily
+kept in the lowlier circles of life--a heart full of faith in the
+goodness of human nature and reverence for everything great in the
+world. When he was at the University of Erfurt, his father was already
+in a position to supply his needs more abundantly. He felt the vigor
+of youth, and was a merry companion with song and lute. Of his
+spiritual life at that time little is known except that death came
+near him, and that in a thunder storm he was "called upon by a
+terrible apparition from heaven." In terror he took a vow to go into a
+monastery, and quickly and secretly carried out his resolve.
+
+From that time date our reports about the troubles of his soul. At
+odds with his father, full of awe at the thought of an incomprehensible
+eternity, cowed by the wrath of God, he began with supernatural
+exertions a life of renunciation, devotion, and penance. He found no
+peace. All the highest questions of life rushed with fearful force
+upon his defenseless, wandering soul. Remarkably strong and passionate
+with him was the necessity of feeling himself in harmony with God and
+the universe. What theology offered him was all unintelligible,
+bitter, and repulsive. To his nature the riddles of the moral order of
+the universe were most important. That the good should suffer, and the
+evil succeed; that God should condemn the human race to the monstrous
+burden of sin because a simple-minded woman had bitten into an apple;
+that this same God should endure our sins with love, toleration, and
+patience; that Christ at one time sent away honorable people with
+severity, and at another time associated with harlots, publicans,
+and sinners--"human understanding with its wisdom turns to folly at
+this." Then he would complain to his spiritual adviser, Staupitz:
+"Dear Doctor, our Lord treats people so cruelly. Who can serve Him
+if he lays on blows like this?" But when he got the answer, "How
+else could He subdue the stubborn heads?" this sensible argument
+could not console the young man. With fervid desire to find the
+incomprehensible God, he searched all his thoughts and dreams with
+self-torture. Every earthly thought, every beat of his youthful blood,
+became for him a cruel wrong. He began to despair of himself; he
+wrestled in unceasing prayer, fasted and scourged himself. At one time
+the priests had to break into his cell in which he had been lying for
+days in a condition not far from insanity. With warm sympathy Staupitz
+looked upon such heart-rending torment, and sought to give him peace
+by blunt counsel. Once when Luther had written to him, "Oh, my sin! My
+sin! My sin!" his spiritual adviser gave him the answer, "You long to
+be without sin, and you have no real sin. Christ is the forgiveness of
+real sins, such as parricide and the like. If Christ is to help you,
+you must have a list of real sins, and not come to Him with such trash
+and make-believe sins, seeing a sin in every trifle." The manner in
+which Luther gradually raised himself above such despair was decisive
+for his whole life. The God whom he served was at that time a God of
+terror. His anger was to be appeased only by the means of grace which
+the ancient Church prescribed--in the first place through constant
+confession, for which there were innumerable prescriptions and formulae
+which seemed to the heart empty and cold. By strictly prescribed
+activities and the practice of so-called good works, the feeling of
+real atonement and inward peace had not come to the young man. Finally
+a saying of his spiritual adviser pierced his heart like an arrow:
+"That alone is true penance which begins with love for God. Love for
+God and inward exaltation is not the result of the means of grace
+which the Church teaches; it must go before them." This doctrine from
+Tauler's school became for the young man the basis of a new spiritual
+and moral relation to God; it was for him a sacred discovery. The
+transformation of his spiritual life was the principal thing. For that
+he had to work. From the depths of every human heart must come
+repentance, expiation, and atonement. He and every man could lift
+himself up to God, alone. Not until now did he realize what free
+prayer was. In place of a far-off divine power which he had formerly
+sought in vain through a hundred forms and childish confessions, there
+came before him at last the image of an all-loving protector to whom
+he could speak at any time joyfully and in tears; to whom he could
+bring all sorrow, every doubt; who took unceasing interest in him,
+cared for him, granted or denied his heartfelt petitions tenderly,
+like a good father. So he learned to pray; and how ardent his prayers
+became! From this time he lived in peace with the beloved God whom he
+had finally found, every day, every hour. His intercourse with the
+Most High became more intimate than with the dearest companions of
+this earth. When he poured out his whole self before Him, then calm
+came over him and a holy peace, a feeling of unspeakable love. He felt
+himself a part of God, and remained in this relation to Him from that
+time throughout his whole life. He heeded no longer the roundabout
+ways of the ancient Church; he could, with God in his heart, defy the
+whole world. Even thus early he ventured to believe that those held
+false doctrine who put so much stress on works of penance, that there
+was nothing beyond these works but a cold satisfaction and a
+ceremonious confession; and when, later, he learned from Melanchthon
+that the Greek word for penitence, _metanoia_ meant literally "change
+of mind," it seemed to him a wonderful revelation. On this ground
+rested the confident assurance with which he opposed the words of
+Scripture to the ordinances of the Church. By this means Luther in the
+monastery gradually worked his way to spiritual liberty. All his later
+doctrines, his battles against indulgences, his imperturbable
+steadfastness, his method of interpreting the Scriptures, rested upon
+the struggles through which he, while a monk, had found his God; and
+it may well be said that the new era of German history began with
+Luther's prayers in the monastery. Life was soon to thrust him under
+its hammer, to harden the pure metal of his soul.
+
+In 1508 Luther reluctantly accepted the professorship of dialectics at
+the new university of Wittenberg. He would rather have taught that
+theology which even then he believed the true one. When, in 1510, he
+went to Rome on business for his order, it is well known what devotion
+and piety marked his sojourn in the Holy City, and with what horror
+the heathen life of the Romans and the moral corruption and
+worldliness of the clergy filled him. It was there where his
+devotions, while he was officiating at mass, were disturbed by the
+reckless jests which the Roman priests of his order called out to him.
+He never forgot the devil-inspired words[2] as long as he lived.
+
+But the hierarchy, however deeply its corruption shocked him, still
+contained his whole hope; outside of it there was no God and no
+salvation. The noble idea of the Catholic Church, and its conquests of
+fifteen hundred years, enraptured the mind even of the strongest. And
+when this German in Roman clerical dress, at the risk of his life,
+inspected the ruins of ancient Rome and stood in awe before the
+gigantic columns of the temples which, according to report, the Goths
+had once destroyed, the sturdy man from the mountains of the old
+Hermunduri little dreamed that it would be his own fate to destroy the
+temples of medieval Rome more thoroughly, more fiercely, more grandly.
+Luther came back from Rome still a faithful son of the great Mother
+Church. All heresy, such as that of the Bohemians, was hateful to him.
+He took a warm interest, after his return, in Reuchlin's contest
+against the judges of heresy at Cologne, and, in 1512, stood on the
+side of the Humanists; but even then he felt that something separated
+him from this movement. When, a few years later, he was in Gotha, he
+did not call upon the worthy Mutianus Rufus, although he wrote him a
+very polite letter of apology; and soon after he was offended by the
+inward coldness and secular tone in which theological sinners were
+ridiculed in Erasmus' dialogues. The profane worldliness of the
+Humanists was never quite in harmony with the cheerful faith of
+Luther's soul, and the pride with which he afterward offended the
+sensitive Erasmus in a letter which was meant to be conciliatory, was
+probably even then in his soul. Even the forms of literary modesty
+adopted by Luther at that time give the impression that they were
+wrung from an unbending spirit by the power of Christian humility.
+
+For even at that time he felt himself secure and strong in his faith.
+As early as 1516 he wrote to Spalatin, who was the link of intercourse
+between him and the Elector, Frederick the Wise, that the Elector was
+the most prudent of men in the things of this world, but was afflicted
+with sevenfold blindness in matters concerning God and the salvation
+of the soul. And Luther had reason for this expression, for the
+provident spirit of that moderate prince appeared in his careful
+efforts, among other things, to gather in for domestic use the means
+of grace recommended by the Church. For instance, he had a special
+hobby for sacred relics, and just at this time Staupitz, the vicar of
+the Augustinian order for Saxony, was occupied in the Rhine region and
+elsewhere in collecting them for the Elector. For Luther the absence
+of his superior was important, for he had to fill his place. He was
+already a respected man in his order. Although professor (of theology
+since 1512), he still lived in his monastery in Wittenberg and
+generally wore his monk's habit; and now he visited the thirty
+monasteries in his charge, deposed priors, uttered severe censure of
+bad discipline, and urged severity against fallen monks. But something
+of the simple faith of the brother of the monastery still clung to
+him.
+
+It was in this spirit of confidence and German sincerity that he
+wrote, October 31, 1517, after he had posted the theses against Tetzel
+on the church door, to Archbishop Albert of Mainz, the protector of
+the seller of indulgences. Full of the popular belief in the wisdom
+and the goodwill of the highest rulers, Luther thought (he often said
+so later) that it was only necessary to present honestly to the
+princes of the Church the disadvantage and immorality of such abuses.
+But how childish this zeal of the monk appeared to the polished and
+worldly prince of the Church! What so deeply offended the honest man
+was, from the point of view of the Archbishop, a matter long settled.
+The sale of indulgences was an evil in the Church a hundred times
+deplored, but as unavoidable as many institutions seem to the
+politician; while not good in themselves, they must be kept for the
+sake of a greater interest. The greatest interest of the Archbishop
+and the curia was their supremacy, which was acquired and maintained
+by such commercial dealings. The great interest of Luther and the
+people was truth. This was the parting of the ways.
+
+And so Luther entered upon the struggle, a poor and faithful son of
+the Church, full of German devotion to authority; but yet he had in
+his character something which gave him strength against too extreme
+exercise of this authority--a close relation to his God. He was then
+thirty-four years old, in the fulness of his strength, of medium
+stature, his body vigorous and without the corpulency of his later
+years, appearing tall beside the small, delicate, boyish form of
+Melanchthon. In the face which showed the effects of vigils and inward
+struggles, shone two fiery eyes whose keen brilliancy was hard to
+meet. He was a respected man, not only in his order, but at the
+University; not a great scholar--he learned Greek from Melanchthon in
+the first year of his professorship, and Hebrew soon after. He had no
+extensive book learning, and never had the ambition to shine as a
+writer of Latin verse; but he was astonishingly well-read in the
+Scriptures and some of the Fathers of the Church, and what he had once
+learned he assimilated with German thoroughness. He was the untiring
+shepherd of his flock, a zealous preacher, a warm friend, once more
+full of a decorous cheerfulness; he was of an assured bearing, polite
+and skilful in social intercourse, with a confidence of spirit which
+often lighted up his face in a smile. The small events of the day
+might indeed affect him and annoy him. He was excitable, and easily
+moved to tears, but on any great emergency, after he had overcome his
+early nervous excitement, such as, for instance, embarrassed him when
+he first appeared before the Diet at Worms--then he showed wonderful
+calmness and self-command. He knew no fear. Indeed, his lion's nature
+found satisfaction in the most dangerous situations. The danger of
+death into which he sometimes fell, the malicious ambushes of his
+enemies, seemed to him at that time hardly worthy of mention. The
+reason for this superhuman heroism, as one may call it, was again his
+close personal relation to his God. He had long periods in which he
+wished, with a cheerful smile, for martyrdom in the service of truth
+and of his God. Terrible struggles were still before him, but those in
+which men opposed him did not seem to deserve this name. He had
+defeated the devil himself again and again for years. He even
+overcame the fear and torment of hell, which did its utmost to cloud
+his reason. Such a man might perhaps be killed, but he could hardly be
+conquered.
+
+The period of the struggle which now follows, from the beginning of
+the indulgences controversy until his departure from the Wartburg--the
+time of his greatest victories and of his tremendous popularity--is
+perhaps best known; but it seems to us that even here his nature has
+never yet been correctly judged.
+
+Nothing is more remarkable at this period than the manner in which
+Luther became gradually estranged from the Church of Rome. His life
+was modest and without ambition. He clung with the deepest reverence
+to the lofty idea of the Church, for fifteen hundred years the
+communion of saints; and yet in four short years he was destined to be
+cut off from the faith of his fathers, torn from the soil in which he
+had been so firmly rooted. And during all this time he was destined to
+stand alone in the struggle, or at best with a few faithful
+companions--after 1518 together with Melanchthon. He was to be exposed
+to all the perils of the fiercest war, not only against innumerable
+enemies, but also in defiance of the anxious warnings of sincere
+friends and patrons. Three times the Roman party tried to silence
+him--through the official activity of Cajetan, through the persuasive
+arts of Miltitz, and the untimely persistence of the contentious Eck.
+Three times he spoke to the Pope himself in letters which are among
+the most valuable documents of those years. Then came the parting. He
+was anathematized and outlawed. According to the old university
+custom, he burned the enemy's declaration of war, and with it the
+possibility of return. With cheerful confidence he went to Worms in
+order that the princes of his nation might decide whether he should
+die or thenceforth live among them without pope or church, according
+to the Bible alone.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Pruelmann A G Munich_
+FREDERICK WILLIAM I INSPECTING A SCHOOL Adolph von Menzel.]
+
+At first, when he had printed his theses against Tetzel, he was
+astonished at the enormous excitement which they caused in Germany, at
+the venomous hatred of his enemies, and at the signs of joyful
+recognition which he received from many sides. Had he, then, done such
+an unheard-of thing? What he had expressed was, he knew, the belief of
+all the best men of the Church. When the Bishop of Brandenburg had
+sent the Abbot of Lehnin to him, with the request that Luther would
+suppress the printed edition of his German sermon on indulgences and
+grace, however near the truth he might be, the brother of the poor
+Augustinian monastery was deeply moved that such great men should
+speak to him in so friendly and cordial a manner, and he was ready to
+give up the printing rather than make himself a monster that disturbed
+the Church. Eagerly he sought to refute the report that the Elector
+had instigated his quarrel with Tetzel--"they wish to involve the
+innocent prince in the enmity that falls on me." He was ready to do
+anything to keep the peace before Cajetan and with Miltitz. One thing
+he would not do--recant what he had said against the unchristian
+extension of the system of indulgences; but recantation was the only
+thing the hierarchy wanted of him. For a long time he still wished for
+peace, reconciliation, and return to the peaceful activity of his
+cell; and again and again a false assertion of his opponents set his
+blood on fire, and every opposition was followed by a new and sharper
+blow from his weapon.
+
+Even in the first letter to Leo X, May 30, 1518, Luther's heroic
+assurance is remarkable. He is still entirely the faithful son of the
+Church. He still concludes by falling at the Pope's feet, offers him
+his whole life and being, and promises to honor his voice as the voice
+of Christ, whose representative the head of the Church is; but even
+from this devotion befitting the monk, the vigorous words flash out:
+"If I have merited death, I refuse not to die." In the body of the
+letter, how strong are the expressions in which he sets forth the
+coarseness of the sellers of indulgences! Here, too, his surprise is
+honest that his theses are making so much stir with their
+unintelligible sentences, involved, according to the old custom, to
+the point of riddles. And good humor sounds in the manly words: "What
+shall I do? I cannot recant. In our century full of intellect and
+beauty, which might put Cicero into a corner, I am only an unlearned,
+limited, poorly educated man! But the goose must needs cackle among
+the swans."
+
+The following year almost all who honored Luther united in the
+endeavor to bring about a reconciliation. Staupitz and Palatin, and
+the Elector through them, scolded, besought, and urged; the papal
+chamberlain, Miltitz himself, praised Luther's attitude, and whispered
+to him that he was entirely right, implored him, drank with him, and
+kissed him. Luther, to be sure, thought he knew that the courtier had
+a secret mission to make him a captive, if possible, and bring him to
+Rome. But the peacemakers successfully hit upon the point in which the
+stubborn man heartily agreed with them--that respect for the Church
+must be maintained, and its unity must not be destroyed. Luther
+promised to keep quiet and to submit the decision of the contested
+points to three worthy bishops. While in this position he was urged to
+write a letter of apology to the Pope. But even this letter of March
+3, 1519, though approved by the mediators and written under
+compulsion, is characteristic as showing the advance Luther had made.
+Humility, such as our theologians see in it, is hardly present, but a
+cautious diplomatic attitude throughout. Luther regrets that what he
+has done to defend the honor of the Roman Church should have been
+interpreted as lack of respect in him. He promises henceforth to say
+nothing more about indulgences--if, that is, his opponents will do
+the same; he offers to address a manifesto to the people in which he
+will advise them to give proper obedience to the Church and not to be
+estranged from her because his adversaries have been insolent and he
+himself harsh. But all these submissive words do not conceal the rift
+which already separates his mind from the essential basis of the
+Church of Rome. It sounds like cold irony when he writes: "What shall
+I do, Most Holy Father? I am at a complete loss. I cannot endure the
+weight of your anger, and yet I do not know how to escape it. They
+demand a recantation from me. If it could accomplish what they propose
+by it, I would recant without hesitation, but the opposition of my
+adversaries has spread my writings farther than I had ever hoped; they
+have taken hold too deeply on the souls of men. In Germany today
+talent, learning, freedom of judgment are flourishing. If I should
+recant, I should cover the Church, in the judgment of my Germans, with
+still greater disgrace. It is they--my adversaries--who have brought
+the Church of Rome into disrepute with us in Germany." He finally
+closes politely: "If I should be able to do more, I shall without
+doubt be very ready. May Christ preserve your Holiness! Martin
+Luther."
+
+Much is to be read between the lines of this studied reserve. Even if
+the vain Eck had not immediately set all Wittenberg University by the
+ears, this letter could hardly have been considered at Rome as a token
+of repentant submission.
+
+The thunderbolt of excommunication had been hurled; Rome had spoken.
+Now Luther, again completely his old self, wrote once more to the Pope
+that great and famous letter which, at the request of the untiring
+Miltitz, he dated back to September 6, 1520, that he might be able to
+ignore the bull of excommunication. It is a beautiful reflection of a
+resolute mind which from a lofty standpoint calmly surveys its
+opponent, and at the same time is magnificent in its sincerity, and of
+the noblest spirit. With sincere sympathy he speaks of the personality
+and of the difficult position of the Pope; but it is the sympathy of a
+stranger. He still laments with melancholy the condition of the
+Church, but it is plain that he himself has already outgrown it. It is
+a farewell letter. With the keenest severity there is still a firm
+attitude and silent sorrow. Such is the way a man parts from what he
+has once loved and found unworthy. This letter was to be the last
+bridge for the peacemakers. For Luther it was the liberation of his
+soul.
+
+In these years Luther had become a different man. In the first place
+he had acquired prudence and self-reliance in his intercourse with the
+most exalted personages, and at heavy cost had won insight into the
+policies and the private character of the rulers. Nothing was at heart
+more painful to the peaceable nature of his sovereign than this bitter
+theological controversy, which sometimes furthered his political ends
+but always disturbed his peace of mind. Constant efforts were made by
+his court to keep the Wittenberg people within bounds, and Luther
+always saw to it that they were made too late. Whenever the faithful
+Spalatin dissuaded him from the publication of a new polemic, he
+received the answer that there was no help for it, that the sheets
+were printed and already in the hands of many and could not be
+suppressed. And in his dealings with his adversaries Luther had
+acquired the assurance of a seasoned warrior. He was bitterly hurt
+when Hieronymus Emser, in the spring of 1518, craftily took him to a
+banquet in Dresden where he was forced to argue with angry enemies,
+especially when he learned that a Dominican friar had listened at the
+door and the next day had spread it in the town that Luther had been
+completely silenced, and that the listener had had difficulty to
+restrain himself from rushing into the room and spitting in Luther's
+face. At that first meeting with Cajetan Luther still prostrated
+himself humbly at the feet of the prince of the Church; after the
+second he allowed himself to express the view that the cardinal was as
+fit for his office as an ass to play the harp. He treated the polite
+Miltitz with fitting politeness. The Roman had hoped to tame the
+German bear, but soon the courtier came of his own accord into the
+position which was appropriate for him--he was used by Luther. And in
+the Leipzig disputation against Eck the favorable impression which the
+self-possessed, honest, and sturdy nature of Luther produced was the
+best counterpoise to the self-satisfied assurance of his clever
+opponent.
+
+But Luther's inward life calls for greater sympathy. It was after all
+a terrible period for him. Close to exaltation and victory lay for him
+deathly anxiety, torturing doubt, and horrible apparitions. He, almost
+alone, was in arms against all Christendom, and was becoming more and
+more irreconcilably hostile to the mightiest power, which still
+included everything that had been sacred to him since his youth. What
+if, after all, he were wrong in this or that! He was responsible for
+every soul that he led away with him--and whither? What was there
+outside the Church but destruction and perdition for time and for
+eternity? If his adversaries and anxious friends cut him to the heart
+with reproaches and warnings, the pain, the secret remorse, the
+uncertainty which he must not acknowledge to any one, were greater
+beyond comparison. He found peace, to be sure, in prayer. Whenever his
+fervid soul, seeking its God, rose in mighty flights, he was filled
+with strength, peace, and cheerfulness. But in hours of less tense
+exaltation, when his sensitive spirit quivered under unpleasant
+impressions, then he felt himself embarrassed, divided, under the
+spell of another power which was hostile to his God. He knew from
+childhood how actively evil spirits ensnare mankind; he had learned
+from the Scripture that the Devil works against the purest to ruin
+them. On his path the busy devils were lurking to weaken him, to
+mislead him, to make innumerable others wretched through him. He saw
+their work in the angry bearing of the cardinal, in the scornful face
+of Eck, even in the thoughts of his own soul. He knew how powerful
+they had been in Rome. Even in his youth apparitions had tormented
+him; now they reappeared. From the dark shadows of his study the
+spectre of the tempter lifted its claw-like hand against his reason.
+Even while he was praying the Devil approached him in the form of
+the Redeemer, radiant as King of Heaven with the five wounds, as
+the ancient Church represented Him. But Luther knew that Christ
+appears to poor humanity only in His words, or in humble form, as He
+hung upon the cross; and he roused himself vigorously and cried
+to the apparition: "Avaunt, foul fiend!"--and the vision disappeared.
+Thus the strong heart of the man worked for years in savage
+indignation--always renewed. It was a sad struggle between reason and
+insanity, but Luther always came out victorious; the native strength
+of his sound nature prevailed. In long prayer, often lasting for
+hours, the stormy waves of his emotion became calm, and his massive
+intelligence and his conscience brought him every time out of doubt to
+certainty. He considered this process of liberation as a gracious
+inspiration of his God, and after such moments he who had once been in
+such anxious doubt was as firm as steel, indifferent to the opinion of
+men, not to be moved, inexorable. Quite a different picture is that of
+his personality in contest with earthly foes. Here he retains almost
+everywhere the superiority of conviction, particularly in his literary
+feuds.
+
+The literary activity which he developed at this time was gigantic. Up
+to 1517 he had printed little. From that time on he was not only the
+most productive but the greatest popular writer of Germany. The energy
+of his style, the vigor of his argumentation, the ardor and passion of
+his conviction, carried away his readers. No one had ever spoken thus
+to the people. His language lent itself to every mood, to all keys;
+now brief, forcible, sharp as steel, now in majestic breadth, the
+words poured in among the people like a mighty stream. A figurative
+expression, a striking simile, made the most difficult thoughts
+intelligible. His was a wonderfully creative power. He used language
+with sovereign ease. As soon as he touched a pen his mind worked with
+the greatest freedom; his sentences show the cheerful warmth which
+filled him, the perfect charm of sympathetic creation is poured out
+upon them. And such power is by no means least apparent in the attacks
+which he makes upon individual opponents, and it is closely connected
+with a fault which caused misgivings even to his admiring
+contemporaries. He liked to play with his opponents. His imagination
+clothed the form of an enemy with a grotesque mask, and he teased,
+scorned, and stabbed this picture of his imagination with turns of
+speech which had not always the grace of moderation, or even of
+decency; but in the midst of vituperation, his good humor generally
+had a conciliatory effect--although, to be sure, not upon his victims.
+Petty spite was rarely visible; not seldom the most imperturbable
+good-nature. Sometimes he fell into a true artistic zeal, forgot the
+dignity of the reformer, and pinched like a German peasant boy, even
+like a malicious goblin. What blows he gave to all his opponents, now
+with a club, wielded by an angry giant, now with a jester's bauble! He
+liked to twist their names into ridiculous forms, and thus they lived
+in Wittenberg circles as beasts, or as fools. Eck became Dr. Geck;
+Murner was adorned with the head and claws of a cat; Emser, who had
+printed at the head of most of his pamphlets his coat-of-arms the head
+of a horned goat, was abused as a goat. The Latin name of the renegade
+humanist Cochlaeus, was retranslated, and Luther greeted him as a snail
+with impenetrable armor, and--sad to say--sometimes also as a dirty
+boy whose nose needed wiping. Still worse, terrible even to his
+contemporaries, was the reckless violence with which he declaimed
+against hostile princes. It is true that he sometimes bestowed upon
+his sovereign's cousin, Duke George of Saxony, a consideration hardly
+to be avoided. Each considered the other the prey of the devil, but in
+secret each esteemed in the other a manly worth. Again and again they
+fell into dissension, even in writing, but again and again Luther
+prayed warmly for his neighbor's soul. The reckless wilfulness of
+Henry VIII. of England, on the other hand, offended the German
+reformer to the depths of his soul; he reviled him horribly and
+without cessation; and even in his last years he treated the
+hot-headed Henry of Brunswick like a naughty school-boy. "Clown" was
+the mildest of many dramatic characters in which he represented him.
+When, later, such outpourings of excessive zeal stared at him from the
+printed page, and his friends complained, he would be vexed at his
+rudeness, upbraid himself, and honestly repent. But repentance availed
+little, for on the next occasion he would commit the same fault; and
+Spalatin had some reason to look distrustfully upon a projected
+publication even when Luther proposed to write very gently and tamely.
+His opponents could not equal him in his field. They called names with
+equal vigor, but they lacked his inward freedom. Unfortunately it
+cannot be denied that this little appendage to the moral dignity of
+his nature was sometimes the spice which made his writings so
+irresistible to the honest Germans of the sixteenth century.
+
+In the autumn of 1517 he had got into a quarrel with a reprobate
+Dominican friar; in the winter of 1520 he burned the Pope's bull. In
+the spring of 1518 he had prostrated himself at the feet of the Vicar
+of Christ; in the spring of 1521 he declared at the Diet of Worms,
+before the emperor and the princes and the papal legates, that he
+believed neither the Pope nor the Councils alone, only the testimony
+of the Holy Scripture and the interpretation of reason. Now he was
+free, but excommunication and outlawry hovered over his head. He was
+inwardly free, but he was free as the beast of the forest is free, and
+behind him bayed the blood-thirsty pack. He had reached the
+culminating point of his life, and the powers against which he had
+revolted, even the thoughts which he himself had aroused among the
+people, were working from now on against his life and doctrine.
+
+Even at Worms, so it appears, it had been made clear to Luther that he
+must disappear for a while. The customs of the Franconian Knights,
+among whom he had faithful followers, suggested the idea of having him
+spirited away by armed men. Elector Frederick, with his faithful
+friends, discussed the abduction, and it was quite after the manner
+of this prince that he himself did not wish to know the place of
+retreat, in order to be able, in case of need, to swear to his
+ignorance. Nor was it easy to win Luther over to the plan, for his
+bold heart had long ago overcome earthly fear; and with an
+enthusiastic joy, in which there was much fanaticism and some humor,
+he watched the attempts of the Romanists to put out of the way a man
+of whom Another must dispose, He who spoke through his lips.
+
+Unwillingly he submitted. The secret was not easy to keep, however
+skilfully the abduction had been planned. At first none of the
+Wittenbergers but Melanchthon knew where he was. But Luther was the
+last man to submit to even the best-intentioned intrigue. Very soon an
+active communication arose between the Wartburg and Wittenberg. No
+matter how much caution was used in delivering the letters, it was
+difficult to avoid suspicion. In his fortified retreat, Luther found
+out earlier than the Wittenbergers what was going on in the world
+outside. He was informed of everything that happened at his
+university, and tried to keep up the courage of his friends and direct
+their policy. It is touching to see how he tried to strengthen
+Melanchthon, whose unpractical nature made him feel painfully the
+absence of his sturdy friend. "Things will get on without me," he
+writes to him; "only have courage. I am no longer necessary to you. If
+I get out, and I cannot return to Wittenberg, I shall go into the wide
+world. You are men enough to hold the fortress of the Lord against the
+Devil, without me." He dated his letters from the air, from Patmos,
+from the desert, from "among the birds that sing merrily on the
+branches and praise God with all their might from morning to night."
+Once he tried to be crafty. He inclosed in a letter to Spalatin a
+letter intended to deceive: "It was believed without reason that he
+was at the Wartburg. He was living among faithful brethren. It was
+surprising that no one had thought of Bohemia;" and then came a
+thrust--not ill-tempered--at Duke George of Saxony, his most active
+enemy. This letter Spalatin was to lose with well-planned carelessness
+so that it should come into the hands of the enemy. But in this kind
+of diplomacy he was certainly not logical, for as soon as his leonine
+nature was aroused by some piece of news, he would determine
+impulsively to start for Erfurt or Wittenberg. It was hard for him to
+bear the inactivity of his life. He was treated with the greatest
+attention by the governor of the castle, and this attention expressed
+itself, as was the custom at that time, primarily in the shape of the
+best care in the matter of food and drink. The rich living, the lack
+of activity, and the fresh mountain air into which the theologian was
+transported, had their effect upon soul and body. He had already
+brought from Worms a physical infirmity, now there were added hours of
+gloomy melancholy which made him unfit for work.
+
+On two successive days he joined hunting parties, but his heart was
+with the few hares and partridges which were driven into the net by
+the troop of men and dogs. "Innocent creatures! The papists persecute
+in the same way!" To save the life of a little hare he had wrapped him
+in the sleeve of his coat. The dogs came and crushed the animal's
+bones within the protecting coat. "Thus Satan rages against the souls
+that I seek to save." Luther had reason for protecting himself and his
+friends from Satan. He had rejected all the authority of the Church;
+now he stood terribly alone; nothing was left to him but his last
+resort--the Scriptures. The ancient Church had represented
+Christianity in continual development. The faith had been kept in a
+fluid state by a living tradition which ran parallel with the
+Scriptures, by the Councils, by the Papal decrees; and they had
+adapted themselves, like a facile stream, to the sharp corners of
+national character, to the urgent needs of each age. It is true that
+this noble idea of a perpetually living organism had not been
+preserved in its original purity. The best part of its life had
+vanished; empty cocoons were being preserved. The old democratic
+church had been transformed into the irresponsible sovereignty of a
+few, had been stained with all the vices of an unconscientious
+aristocracy, and was already in striking opposition to reason and
+popular feeling. What Luther, however, could put in its place--the
+word of the Scriptures--although it gave freedom from a hopeless mass
+of soulless excrescences, threatened on the other hand new dangers.
+
+What was the Bible? Between the earliest and latest writings of the
+sacred book lay perhaps two thousand years. Even the New Testament was
+not written by Christ himself, not even entirely by those who had
+received the sacred doctrine from his lips. It was compiled after his
+death. Portions of it might have been transmitted inexactly.
+Everything was written in a foreign tongue, which it was difficult for
+the Germans to understand. Even the keenest penetration was in danger
+of interpreting falsely unless the grace of God enlightened the
+interpreter as it had the apostles. The ancient Church had settled the
+matter summarily; in it the sacrament of holy orders gave such
+enlightenment. Indeed, the Holy Father even laid claim to divine
+authority to decide arbitrarily what should be right, even when his
+will was contrary to the Scriptures. The reformer had nothing but his
+feeble human knowledge, and prayer.
+
+The first unavoidable step was that he must use his reason, for a
+certain critical treatment even of the Holy Bible was necessary. Nor
+did Luther fail to see that the books of the New Testament were of
+varying worth. It is well known that he did not highly esteem the
+Apocalypse, and that the Epistle of James was regarded by him as "an
+epistle of straw." But his objection to particular portions never
+shook his faith in the whole. His belief was inflexible that the Holy
+Scriptures, excepting a few books, contained a divine revelation in
+every word and letter. It was for him the dearest thing on earth, the
+foundation of all his learning. He had put himself so in sympathy
+with it that he lived among its figures as in the present. The more
+urgent his feeling of responsibility, the warmer the passion with
+which he clung to Scripture; and a strong instinct for the sensible
+and the fitting really helped him over many dangers. His
+discrimination had none of the hair-splitting sophistry of the ancient
+teachers. He despised useless subtleties, and, with admirable tact,
+let go what seemed to him unessential; but, if he was not to lose his
+faith or his reason, he could do nothing, after all, but found the new
+doctrine on words and conditions of life fifteen hundred years old,
+and in some cases he became the victim of what his adversary Eck
+called "the black letter."
+
+Under the urgency of these conditions his method took form. If he had
+a question to settle, he collected all the passages of Holy Scripture
+which seemed to offer him an answer. He sought earnestly to understand
+all passages in their context, and then he struck a balance, giving
+the greatest weight to those which agreed with each other, and for
+those which were at variance patiently striving to find a solution
+which might reconcile the seeming contradiction. The resulting
+conviction he firmly established in his heart, regardless of
+temptations, by fervent prayer. With this procedure he was sometimes
+bound to reach conclusions which seemed, even to ordinary human
+understanding, vulnerable. When, for instance, in the year 1522, he
+undertook, from the Scriptures, to put matrimony on a new moral basis,
+reason and the needs of the people were certainly on his side when he
+subjected to severe criticism the eighteen grounds of the
+Ecclesiastical Law for forbidding and annulling marriages and
+condemned the unworthy favoring of the rich over the poor. But it was,
+after all, strange when Luther tried to prove from the Bible alone
+what degrees of relationship were permitted and what were forbidden,
+especially as he also took into consideration the Old Testament, in
+which various queer marriages were contracted without any opposition
+from the ancient Jehovah. God undoubtedly had sometimes allowed his
+elect to have two wives.
+
+And it was this method which, in 1529, during the discussions with the
+Calvinists, made him so obstinate, when he wrote on the table in front
+of him, "This _is_ my body," and sternly disregarded the tears and
+outstretched hand of Zwingli. He had never been narrower and yet never
+mightier--the fear-inspiring man who had won his conviction in the
+most violent inward struggles against doubt and the Devil. It was an
+imperfect method, and his opponents attacked it, not without success.
+With it his doctrine became subject to the fate of all human wisdom.
+But in this method there was also a vivid emotional process in which
+his own reason and the culture and the inward needs of his time found
+better expression than he himself knew. And it became the
+starting-point from which a conscientious spirit of investigation has
+wrought for the German people the highest intellectual freedom.
+
+With such tremendous trials there came also to the outcast monk at the
+Wartburg other minor temptations. He had long ago, by almost
+superhuman intellectual activity, overcome what were then regarded
+with great distrust as fleshly impulses; now nature asserted herself
+vigorously, and he several times asked his friend Melanchthon to pray
+for him on this account. Then Fate would have it that during these
+very weeks the restless mind of Carlstadt in Wittenberg fell upon the
+question of the marriage of priests, and reached the conclusion, in a
+pamphlet on celibacy, that the vow of chastity was not binding on
+priests and monks. The Wittenbergers in general agreed--first of all,
+Melanchthon, whose position in this matter was freest from prejudice,
+since he had never received ordination and had been married for two
+years.
+
+So at this point a tangle of thoughts and moral questions was caused
+from without in Luther's soul, the threads of which were destined to
+involve his whole later life. Whatever heartfelt joy and worldly
+happiness was granted him from this time on depended on the answer
+which he found to this question. It was the happiness of his home-life
+which made it possible for him to endure the later years. Only in it
+did the flower of his abundant affection develop. So Fate graciously
+sent the lonely man the message which was to unite him anew and more
+firmly than ever with his people; and the way in which Luther dealt
+with this question is again characteristic. His pious disposition and
+the conservative strain in his nature revolted against the hasty and
+superficial manner in which Carlstadt reasoned.
+
+It may be assumed that much in his own feelings, at that particular
+time, made him suspicious that the Devil might be using this dubious
+question to tempt the children of God, and yet at this very moment, in
+his confinement, he had special sympathy for the poor monks behind
+monastery walls. He searched the Scriptures. He had soon disposed of
+the marriage of priests, but there was nothing in the Bible about
+monks. "The Scripture is silent; man is uncertain." And then he was
+struck by the ridiculous idea that even his nearest friends might
+marry. He writes to the cautious Spalatin, "Good Lord! Our
+Wittenbergers want to give wives to the monks too. Well, they are not
+going to hang one on my neck;" and he gives the ironical warning,
+"Look out that you do not marry too." But the problem still occupied
+him incessantly. Life is lived rapidly in such great times. Gradually,
+through Melanchthon's reasoning, and, we may assume, after fervent
+prayer, he found certainty. What settled the matter, unknown to
+himself, must have been the recognition that the opening of the
+monasteries had become reasonable and necessary for a more moral
+foundation of civil life. For almost three months he had struggled
+over the question. On the first of November, 1521, he wrote the letter
+to his father already cited.
+
+The effect of his words upon the people was incalculable. Everywhere
+there was a stir in the cloisters. From the doors of almost all the
+monasteries and convents monks and nuns stole out--at first singly and
+in secret flight; then whole convents broke up. When Luther with
+greater cares weighing upon him returned the next spring to
+Wittenberg, the runaway monks and nuns gave him much to do. Secret
+letters were sent to him from all quarters, often from excited nuns
+who, the children of stern parents, had been put into convents, and
+now, without money and without protection, sought aid from the great
+reformer. It was not unnatural that they should throng to Wittenberg.
+Once nine nuns came in a carriage from the aristocratic establishment
+at Nimpfschen--among them a Staupitz, two Zeschaus, and Catherine von
+Bora. At another time sixteen nuns were to be provided for, and so on.
+He felt deep sympathy for these poor souls. He wrote in their behalf
+and traveled to find them shelter in respectable families. Sometimes
+indeed he felt it too much of a good thing, and the hordes of runaway
+monks were an especial burden to him. He complains that "they wish to
+marry immediately and are the most incompetent people for any kind of
+work." Through his bold solution of a difficult question he gave great
+offense. He himself had painful experiences; for among those who now
+returned in tumult to civil life there were, to be sure, high-minded
+men, but also those who were rude and worthless. Yet all this never
+made him hesitate for a moment. As usual with him, he was made the
+more determined by the opposition he met. When, in 1524, he published
+the story of the sufferings of a novice, Florentina of Oberweimar, he
+repeated on the title page what he had already so often preached: "God
+often gives testimony in the Scriptures that He will have no
+compulsory service, and no one shall become His except with pleasure
+and love. God help us! Is there no reasoning with us? Have we no sense
+and no hearing? I say it again, God will have no compulsory service. I
+say it a third time, I say it a hundred thousand times, God will have
+no compulsory service."
+
+So Luther entered upon the last period of his life. His disappearance
+in the Thuringian forest had caused an enormous stir. His adversaries
+trembled before the anger which arose in town and country against
+those who were called murderers. But the interruption of his public
+activity became fateful for him. So long as in Wittenberg he was the
+central point of the struggle, his word, his pen, had held sovereign
+control over the great intellectual movement in north and south; now
+it worked without method in different directions, in many minds. One
+of the oldest of Luther's allies began the confusion. Wittenberg
+itself became the scene of a strange commotion. Then Luther could
+endure the Wartburg no longer. Once before he had been secretly in
+Wittenberg; now, against the Elector's will, he returned there
+publicly. And there began a heroic struggle against old friends, and
+against the conclusions drawn from his own doctrine. His activity was
+superhuman. He thundered without cessation from the pulpit, in the
+cell his pen flew fast; but he could not reclaim every dissenting
+mind. Even he could not prevent the rabble of the towns from breaking
+out in savage fury against the institutions of the ancient Church and
+against hated individuals, nor the excitement of the people from
+brewing political storms, nor the knights from rising against the
+princes, and the peasants against the knights. What was more, he could
+not prevent the intellectual liberty which he had won for the Germans
+from producing, even in pious and learned men, an independent judgment
+about creed and life, a judgment which was contrary to his own
+convictions. There came the gloomy years of the Iconoclasts, the
+Anabaptists, the Peasant Wars, the regrettable dissensions over the
+sacrament. How often at this time did Luther's form rise sombre and
+mighty over the contestants! How often did the perversion of mankind
+and his own secret doubts fill him with anxious care for the future of
+Germany!
+
+For in a savage age which was accustomed to slay with fire and sword,
+this German had a high, pure conception of the battles of the
+intellect such as no other man attained. Even in the times of his own
+greatest danger he mortally hated any use of violence. He himself did
+not wish to be sheltered by his prince--indeed he desired no human
+protection for his doctrine. He fought with a sharp quill against his
+foes, but he burnt only a paper at the stake. He hated the Pope as he
+did the Devil, but he always preached a love of peace and Christian
+tolerance of the Papists. He suspected many of being in secret league
+with the Devil, but he never burned a witch. In all Catholic countries
+the pyres flamed high for the adherents of the new creed; even Hutten
+was under strong suspicion of having cut off the ears of a few monks.
+So humane was Luther's disposition that he entertained cordial
+sympathy with the humiliated Tetzel and wrote him a consolatory
+letter. To obey the authorities whom God has established was his
+highest political principle. Only when the service of his God demanded
+it did his opposition flame up. When he left Worms he had been ordered
+not to preach--he who was just on the point of being declared an
+outlaw. He did not submit to the prohibition, but his honest
+conscience was fearful that this might be interpreted as disobedience.
+His conception of the position of the Emperor was still quite the
+antiquated and popular one. As subjects obey the powers that be, so
+the princes and electors had to obey the Emperor according to the law
+of the land.
+
+With the personality of Charles V. he had human sympathy all his
+life--not only at that first period when he greeted him as "Dear
+Youngster," but also later, when he well knew that the Spanish
+Burgundian was granting nothing more than political tolerance to the
+German Reformation. "He is pious and quiet," Luther said of him; "he
+talks in a year less than I do in a day. He is a child of fortune." He
+liked to praise the Emperor's moderation, modesty, and forbearance.
+Long after he had condemned Charles' policy, and in secret distrusted
+his character, he insisted upon it among his table companions that the
+master of Germany should be spoken of with reverence, and said
+apologetically to the younger ones, "A politician cannot be so frank
+as we of the clergy."
+
+Even as late as 1530 it was his view that it was wrong for the
+Elector to take arms against his Emperor. Not until 1537 did he fall
+in reluctantly with the freer views of his circle, but he thought then
+that the endangered prince had no right to make the first attack. The
+venerable tradition of a firm, well articulated federal State was
+still thus active in this man of the people at a time when the proud
+structure of the old Saxon and Franconian empires was already
+crumbling away. Yet in such loyalty there was no trace of a slavish
+spirit. When his prince once urged him to write an open letter, his
+sense of truth rose against the title of the Emperor, "Most Gracious
+Lord," for he said the Emperor was not graciously disposed toward him.
+And in his frequent intercourse with those of rank, he showed a
+reckless frankness which more than once alarmed the courtiers. In all
+reverence he spoke truths to his own prince such as only a great
+character may express and only a good-hearted one can listen to. On
+the whole he cared little for the German princes, much as he esteemed
+a few. Frequent and just were his complaints about their incapacity,
+their lawlessness, and their vices. He also liked to treat the
+nobility with irony; the coarseness of most of them was highly
+distasteful to him. He felt a democratic displeasure toward the hard
+and selfish jurists who managed the affairs of the princes, worked for
+favor, and harassed the poor; for the best of them he admitted only a
+very doubtful prospect of the mercy of God. His whole heart, on the
+other hand, was with the oppressed. He sometimes blamed the peasants
+for their stolidity, and their extortions in selling their grain, but
+he often praised their class, looked with cordial sympathy upon their
+hardships, and never forgot that by birth he belonged among them.
+
+But all this belonged to the temporal order; he served the spiritual.
+The popular conception was also firmly fixed in his mind that two
+controlling powers ought to rule the German nation in common--the
+Church and the princes; and he was entirely right in proudly
+contrasting the sphere where lay his rights and duties with that of
+the temporal powers. In his spiritual field there were solidarity, a
+spirit of sacrifice, and a wealth of ideals, while in secular affairs
+narrow selfishness, robbery, fraud, and weakness were to be found
+everywhere. He fought vigorously lest the authorities should assume to
+control matters which concerned the pastor and the independence of the
+congregations. He judged all policies according to what would benefit
+his faith, and according to the dictates of his Bible. Where the
+Scriptures seemed endangered by worldly politics, he protested, caring
+little who was hit. It was not his fault that he was strong and the
+princes were weak, and no blame attaches to him, the monk, the
+professor, the pastor, if the league of Protestant princes was weak as
+a herd of deer against the crafty policy of the Emperor. He himself
+was well aware that Italian diplomacy was not his strong point. If the
+active Landgrave of Hesse happened not to follow the advice of the
+clergy, Luther, in his heart, respected him all the more: "He knows
+what he wants and succeeds, he has a fine sense of this world's
+affairs."
+
+Now, after Luther's return to Wittenberg, the flood of democracy was
+rising among the people. He had opened the monasteries; now the people
+called for redress against many other social evils, such as the misery
+of the peasants, the tithes, the traffic in benefices, the bad
+administration of justice. Luther's honest heart sympathized with this
+movement. He warned and rebuked the landed gentry and the princes. But
+when the wild waves of the Peasant War flooded his own spiritual
+fields, and bloody deeds of violence wounded his sensibilities; when
+he felt that the fanatics and demagogues were exerting upon the hordes
+of peasants an influence which threatened destruction to his doctrine;
+then, in the greatest anger, he threw himself into opposition to the
+uncouth mob. His call to the princes sounded out, wild and warlike;
+the most horrible thing had fallen upon him--the gospel of love had
+been disgraced by the wilful insolence of those who called themselves
+its followers. His policy here was again the right one; there was,
+unfortunately, no better power in Germany than that of the princes,
+and the future of the Fatherland depended upon them after all, for
+neither the serfs, the robber barons, nor the isolated free cities
+which stood like islands in the rising flood, gave any assurance.
+Luther was entirely right in the essential point, but the same
+obstinate, unyielding manner which previously had made his struggle
+against the hierarchy so popular, turned now against the people
+themselves. A cry of amazement and horror shot through the masses. He
+was a traitor! He who for eight years had been the favorite and hero
+of the people suddenly became most unpopular. His safety and his life
+were again threatened; even five years later it was dangerous for him,
+on account of the peasants, to travel to Mansfeld to visit his sick
+father. The indignation of the people also worked against his
+doctrine. The itinerant preachers and the new apostles treated him as
+a lost, corrupted man.
+
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann, A.-G., Munich_
+COURT BALL AT RHEINSBERG Adolph von Menzel]
+
+He was outlawed, banned, and cursed by the populace. Many well-meaning
+men, too, had not approved of his attack on celibacy and monastic
+life. The country gentry threatened to seize the outlaw on the
+highways because he had destroyed the nunneries into which, as into
+foundling asylums, the legitimate daughters of the poverty-stricken
+gentry used to be cast in earliest childhood. The Roman party was
+triumphant; the new heresy had lost what so far had made it powerful.
+Luther's life and his doctrine seemed alike near their end.
+
+Then Luther determined to marry. For two years Catherine von Bora had
+lived in the house of Reichenbach, the city clerk, afterward mayor of
+Wittenberg. A healthy, good looking girl, she was, like many others,
+the abandoned daughter of a family of the country gentry of Meissen.
+Twice Luther had tried to find her a husband, as in fatherly care he
+had done for several of her companions. Finally Catherine declared
+that she would marry no one but Luther himself, or his friend Amsdorf.
+Luther was surprised, but he reached a decision quickly. Accompanied
+by Lucas Kranach, he asked for her hand and married her on the spot.
+Then he invited his friends to the wedding feast, asked at Court for
+the venison which the Prince was accustomed to present to his
+professors when they married, and received the table wine as a present
+from the city of Wittenberg. How things stood in Luther's soul at that
+time we should be glad to know. His whole being was under the highest
+tension. The savage vigor of his nature struck out in all directions.
+He was deeply shocked at the misery which arose about him from burned
+villages and murdered men. If he had been a fanatic in his ideas, he
+would probably have perished now in despair; but above the stormy
+restlessness which could be perceived in him up to his marriage, there
+shone now, like a clear light, the conviction that he was the guardian
+of divine right among the Germans, and that to protect civil order and
+morality, he must lead public opinion, not follow it. However violent
+his utterances are in particular cases, he appears just at this time
+preeminently conservative, and more self-possessed than ever. He also
+believed, it is true, that he was not destined to live much longer,
+and often and with longing awaited his martyrdom. He entered wedlock,
+perfectly at peace with himself on this point, for he had fully
+convinced himself of the necessity and the scriptural sanction of the
+married state. In recent years he had urged all his acquaintances to
+marry--finally even his old adversary, the Archbishop of Mainz. He
+himself gave two reasons for his decision. For many years he had
+deprived his father of his son; and it would be like an atonement if
+he should leave to old Hans a grandson in case of his own death. There
+was also some defiance in it. His adversaries were saying in triumph
+that Luther was humiliated, and since all the world now took offense
+at him, he proposed to give them still greater offense in his good
+cause. He was of vigorous nature, but there was no trace of coarse
+sensuality in him, and we may assume that the best reason, which he
+confessed to no friend, was, after all, the decisive one: Gossip had
+known for a long time more than he did, but now he also knew that
+Catherine was dear to him. "I am no passionate lover, but I am fond of
+her," he wrote to one of his closest friends.
+
+And this marriage, performed in opposition to the judgment of his
+contemporaries, and amid the shouts of scorn of his adversaries,
+became the bond to which we Germans owe as much as to the years in
+which he, a priest of the ancient Church, bore arms in behalf of his
+theology. For henceforth the husband, the father, and the citizen,
+became the reformer also of the domestic life of his nation; and the
+very blessing of their earthly life which Protestants and Catholics
+share alike today is due to the marriage of an excommunicated monk
+with a runaway nun.
+
+For twenty more busy years he was destined to work as an educator of
+his nation. During this time his greatest work, the translation of the
+Bible, was completed, and in this work, which he accomplished in
+cooeperation with his Wittenberg friends, he acquired a complete
+control of the language of the people--a language whose wealth and
+power he first learned to realize through this work. We know the lofty
+spirit which he brought to this undertaking. His purpose was to create
+a book for the people, and for this he studied industriously turns of
+phrases, proverbs, and special terms which made up the people's
+current language. Even Humanists had written an awkward, involved
+German, with clumsy sentences in unfortunate imitation of the Latin
+style. Now the nation acquired for daily reading a work which, in
+simple words and short sentences, gave expression to the deepest
+wisdom and the best intellectual life of the time. Along with Luther's
+other works, the German Bible became the foundation of the modern
+German language, and this language, in which our whole literature and
+intellectual life has found expression, has become an indestructible
+possession which, in the gloomiest times, even corrupted and
+distorted, has reminded the various German strains that they have
+common interests. Every individual in our country still rises superior
+to the dialect of his native place, and the language of culture,
+poetry, and science which Luther created is still the tie which binds
+all German souls in unity.
+
+And what he did for the social life of the Germans was no less; for by
+his precepts and his writings he consecrated family prayers, marriage
+and the training of children, the daily life of the community,
+education, manners, amusements, whatever touches the heart, and all
+social pleasures. He was everywhere active in setting up new ideals,
+in laying deeper foundations. There was no field of human duty upon
+which he did not force his Germans to reflect. Through his many
+sermons and minor writings he influenced large groups of people, and
+by his innumerable letters, in which he gave advice and consolation to
+those who asked for them, he influenced individuals. When he
+incessantly urged his contemporaries to examine for themselves whether
+a desire was justified or not, or what was the duty of a father toward
+his child, of the subject toward the authorities, of the councillor
+toward the people, the progress which was made through him was so
+important because here too he set free the conscience of the
+individual and put everywhere in the place of compulsion from without,
+against which selfishness had defiantly rebelled, a self-control in
+harmony with the spirit of the individual. How beautiful is his
+conception of the necessity of training children by schooling,
+especially in the ancient languages! How he recommends the
+introduction of his beloved music into the schools! How large is his
+vision when he advises the city-councils to establish public
+libraries! And again, how conscientiously he tried, in matters of
+betrothal and marriage, to protect the heart of the lovers against
+stern parental authority! To be sure, his horizon is always bounded by
+the letter of the Scriptures, but everywhere there sounds through his
+sermons, his advice, his censure, the beautiful keynote of his German
+nature, the necessity of liberty and discipline, of love and morality.
+He had overthrown the old sacrament of marriage, but gave a higher,
+nobler, freer form to the intimate relation of man and wife. He had
+fought the clumsy monastery schools; and everywhere in town and
+hamlet, wherever his influence was felt, there grew up better
+educational institutions for the young. He had done away with the mass
+and with Latin church music; he put in its place, for friends and foes
+alike, regular preaching and German chorals.
+
+As time advanced, it became ever more apparent that it was a necessity
+for Luther to perceive God in every gracious, good and tender gift of
+this world. In this sense he was always pious and always wise--when he
+was out-of-doors, or among his friends, in innocent merriment, when he
+teased his wife, or held his children in his arms. Before a
+fruit-tree, which he saw hanging full of fruit, he rejoiced in its
+splendor, and said, "If Adam had not fallen, we should have admired
+all trees as we do this one." He took a large pear into his hands and
+marveled: "See! Half a year ago this pear was deeper under ground than
+it is long and broad, and lay at the very end of the roots. These
+smallest and least observed creations are the greatest miracles. God
+is in the humblest things of nature--a leaf or a blade of grass." Two
+birds made their nest in the Doctor's garden and flew up in the
+evening, often frightened by passers-by. He called to them, "Oh, you
+dear birds! Don't fly away. I am very willing to have you here, if you
+could only believe me. But just so we mortals have no faith in our
+God." He delighted in the companionship of whole-souled men; he drank
+his wine with satisfaction, while the conversation ran actively over
+great things and small. He judged with splendid humor enemies and good
+acquaintances alike, and told jolly stories; and when he got into
+discussion, passed his hand across his knee, which was a peculiarity
+of his; or he might sing, or play the lute, and start a chorus.
+Whatever gave innocent pleasure was welcome to him. His favorite art
+was music; he judged leniently of dancing, and, fifty years before
+Shakespeare, spoke approvingly of comedy, for he said, "It instructs
+us, like a mirror, how everybody should conduct himself."
+
+When he sat thus with Melanchthon, Master Philip was the charitable
+scholar who sometimes put wise limitations upon the daring assertions
+of his lusty friend. If, at such times, the conversation turned upon
+rich people, and Frau Kaethe could not help remarking longingly, "If my
+man had had a notion, he would have got very rich," Melanchthon would
+pronounce gravely, "That is impossible; for those who, like him, work
+for the general good cannot follow up their own advantage." But there
+was one subject upon which the two men loved to dispute. Melanchthon
+was a great admirer of astrology, but Luther looked upon this science
+with supreme contempt. On the other hand, Luther, through his method
+of interpreting the Scriptures--and alas! through secret political
+cares also--had arrived at the conviction that the end of the world
+was near. That again seemed to the learned Melanchthon very dubious.
+So if Melanchthon began to talk about the signs of the zodiac and
+aspects, and explained Luther's success by his having been born under
+the sign of the Sun, then Luther would exclaim, "I don't think much of
+your Sol. I am a peasant's son. My father, grandfather, and
+great-grandfather were thorough peasants." "Yes," replied Melanchthon,
+"even in a hamlet, you would have become a leader, a magistrate, or a
+foreman over other laborers." "But," cried Luther, victoriously, "I
+have become a bachelor of arts, a master, a monk. That was not
+foretold by the stars. And after that I got the Pope by the hair and
+he in turn got me. I have taken a nun to wife and got some children by
+her. Who saw that in the stars?" Melanchthon, continuing his
+astrological prophecies and turning to the fate of the Emperor
+Charles, declared that this prince was destined to die in 1584. Then
+Luther broke out vehemently--"The world will not last as long as that,
+for when we drive out the Turks the prophecy of Daniel will be
+fulfilled and completed; then the Day of Judgment is certainly at our
+doors."
+
+How lovable he was as father in his family! When his children stood
+before the table and looked hard at the fruit and the peaches, he
+said, "If anybody wants to see the image of one who rejoiceth in hope,
+he has here the real model. Oh, that we might look forward so
+cheerfully to the Judgment Day! Adam and Eve must have had much better
+fruit! Ours are nothing but crab-apples in contrast. And I think the
+serpent was then a most beautiful creature, kindly and gracious; it
+still wears its crown, but after the curse it lost its feet and
+beautiful body." Once he looked at his three-year-old son who was
+playing and talking to himself and said, "This child is like a drunken
+man. He does not know that he is alive, yet lives on safely and
+merrily and hops and jumps. Such children love to be in spacious
+apartments where they have room," and he took the child in his arms.
+"You are our Lord's little fool, subject to His mercy and forgiveness
+of sins, not subject to the Law. You have no fear; you are safe,
+nothing troubles you; the way you do is the uncorrupted way. Parents
+always like their youngest children best; my little Martin is my
+dearest treasure. Such little ones need their parents' care and love
+the most; therefore the love of their parents always reaches down to
+them. How Abraham must have felt when he had in mind to sacrifice his
+youngest and dearest son! Probably he said nothing to Sarah about it.
+That must have been a bitter journey for him." His favorite daughter
+Magdalena lay at the point of death and he lamented, "I love her
+truly, but, dear God, if it be Thy will to take her away to Thee, I
+shall gladly know that she is with Thee. Magdalena, my little
+daughter, you would like to stay here with your father, and yet you
+would be willing to go to the other Father?" Then the child said,
+"Yes, dear father, as God wills." When she was dying he fell on his
+knees before the bed and wept bitterly, and prayed that God would
+redeem her; and so she fell asleep under her father's hands, and when
+the people came to help lay out the corpse and spoke to the Doctor
+according to custom, he said, "I am cheerful in my mind, but the flesh
+is weak. This parting is hard beyond measure. It is strange to know
+she is certainly in peace and that it is well with her, and yet to be
+so sorrowful all the time."
+
+His Dominus, or Lord Kaethe, as he liked to call his wife in letters to
+his friends, had soon developed into a capable manager. And she had no
+slight troubles: little children, her husband often in poor health, a
+number of boarders--teachers and poor students--her house always open,
+seldom lacking scholarly or noble guests, and, with all that, scanty
+means and a husband who preferred giving to receiving, and who once,
+in his zeal, when she was in bed with a young child, even seized the
+silver baptismal presents of the child in order to give alms. Luther,
+in 1527, for instance, could not afford even eight gulden for his
+former prior and friend Briesger. He writes to him sadly: "Three
+silver cups (wedding presents) are pawned for fifty gulden, the fourth
+is sold. The year has brought one hundred gulden of debts. Lucas
+Kranach will not go security for me any more, lest I ruin myself
+completely." Sometimes Luther refuses presents, even those which his
+prince offers him: but it seems that regard for his wife and children
+gave him in later years some sense of economy. When he died his estate
+amounted to some eight or nine thousand gulden, comprising, among
+other things, a little country place, a large garden, and two houses.
+This was surely in large part Frau Kaethe's doing. By the way in which
+Luther treats her we see how happy his household was. When he made
+allusions to the ready tongue of women he had little right to do so,
+for he himself was not by any means a man who could be called
+reticent. When she showed her joy at being able to bring to table all
+kinds of fish from the little pond in her garden, the Doctor, for his
+part, was deeply pleased but did not fail to add a pleasant discourse
+on the happiness of contentment. Or when on one occasion she became
+impatient at the reading of the Psalter, and gave him to understand
+that she had heard enough about saints--that she read a good deal
+every day and could talk enough about them too--that God only desired
+her to act like them; then the Doctor, in reply to this sensible
+answer, sighed and said, "Thus begins discontent at God's word. There
+will be nothing but new books coming out, and the Scriptures will be
+again thrown into the corner." But the firm alliance of these two good
+people was for a long time not without its secret sorrow. We can only
+surmise the suffering of the wife's soul when, even as late as 1527,
+Luther in a dangerous illness took final farewell from her with the
+words: "You are my lawful wife, and as such you must surely consider
+yourself."
+
+In the same spirit as with his dear ones, Luther consorted with the
+high powers of his faith. All the good characters from the Bible were
+true friends to him. His vivid imagination had confidently given them
+shape, and, with the simplicity of a child, he liked to picture to
+himself their conditions. When Veit Deitrich asked him what kind of
+person the Apostle Paul was, Luther answered quickly, "He was an
+insignificant, slim little fellow like Philip Melanchthon." The Virgin
+Mary was a graceful image to him. "She was a fine girl," he said
+admiringly; "she must have had a good voice." He liked to think of the
+Redeemer as a child with his parents, carrying the dinner to his
+father in the lumber yard, and to picture Mary, when he stayed too
+long away, as asking--"Darling, where have you been so long?" One
+should not think of the Saviour seated on the rainbow in glory, nor as
+the fulfiller of the law--this conception is too grand and terrible
+for man--but only as a poor sufferer who lives among sinners and dies
+for them.
+
+Even his God was to him preeminently the head of a household and a
+father. He liked to reflect upon the economy of nature. He lost
+himself in wondering consideration of how much wood God was obliged to
+create. "Nobody can calculate what God needs to feed the sparrows and
+the useless birds alone. These cost him in one year more than the
+revenues of the king of France. And then think of the other things!
+God understands all trades. In his tailor shop he makes the stag a
+coat that lasts a hundred years. As a shoemaker he gives him shoes for
+his feet, and through the pleasant sun he is a cook. He might get rich
+if he would; he might stop the sun, inclose the air, and threaten the
+pope, emperor, bishops and the doctors with death if they did not pay
+him on the spot one hundred thousand gulden. But he does not do that,
+and we are thankless scoundrels." He reflected seriously about where
+the food comes from for so many people. Old Hans Luther had asserted
+that there were more people than sheaves of grain. The Doctor believed
+that more sheaves are grown than there are people, but still more
+people than stacks of grain. "But a stack of grain yields hardly a
+bushel, and a man cannot live a whole year on that." Even a dunghill
+invited him to deep reflection. "God has as much to clear away as to
+create. If He were not continually carrying things off, men would have
+filled the world with rubbish long ago." And if God often punishes
+those who fear Him worse than those who have no religion, he appears
+to Luther to be like a strict householder who punishes his son oftener
+than his good-for-nothing servant, but who secretly is laying up an
+inheritance for his son; while he finally dismisses the servant. And
+merrily he draws the conclusion, "If our Lord can pardon me for having
+annoyed Him for twenty years by reading masses, He can put it to my
+credit also that at times I have taken a good drink in His honor. The
+world may interpret it as it will."
+
+He is also greatly surprised that God should be so angry with the
+Jews. "They have prayed anxiously for fifteen hundred years with
+seriousness and great zeal, as their prayer-books show, and He has not
+for the whole time noticed them with a word. If I could pray as they
+do I would give books worth two hundred florins for the gift. It must
+be a great unutterable wrath. O, good Lord, punish us with pestilence
+rather than with such silence!"
+
+Like a child, Luther prayed every morning and evening, and frequently
+during the day, even while eating. Prayers which he knew by heart he
+repeated over and over with warm devotion, preferably the Lord's
+Prayer. Then he recited as an act of devotion the shorter Catechism;
+the Psalter he always carried with him as a prayer-book. When he was
+in passionate anxiety his prayer became a stormy wrestling with God,
+so powerful, great, and solemnly simple that it can hardly be compared
+with other human emotions. Then he was the son who lay despairingly at
+his father's feet, or the faithful servant who implores his prince;
+for his whole conviction was firmly fixed that God's decisions could
+be affected by begging and urging, and so the effusion of feeling
+alternated in his prayer with complaints, even with earnest
+reproaches. It has often been told how, in 1540, at Weimar, he brought
+Melanchthon, who was at the point of death, to life again. When Luther
+arrived, he found Master Philip in the death throes, unconscious, his
+eyes set. Luther was greatly startled and said, "God help us! How the
+Devil has wronged this _Organan_," then he turned his back to the
+company and went to the window as he was wont to do when he prayed.
+"Here," Luther himself later recounted, "Our Lord had to grant my
+petition, for I challenged Him and filled His ears with all the
+promises of prayer which I could remember from the Scriptures, so that
+He had to hear me if I was to put any trust in His promises." Then he
+took Melanchthon by the hand saying, "Be comforted, Philip, you will
+not die;" and Melanchthon, under the spell of his vigorous friend,
+began at once to breathe again, came back to consciousness, and
+recovered.
+
+As God was the source of all good, so, for Luther, the Devil was the
+author of everything harmful and bad. The Devil interfered
+perniciously in the course of nature, in sickness and pestilence,
+failure of crops and famine. But since Luther had begun to teach, the
+greater part of the Enemy's activity had been transferred to the souls
+of men. In them he inspired impure thoughts as well as doubt,
+melancholy, and depression. Everything which the thoughtful Luther
+stated so definitely and cheerfully rested beforehand with terrible
+force upon his conscience. If he awoke in the night, the Devil stood
+by his bed full of malicious joy and whispered alarming things to him.
+Then his mind struggled for freedom, often for a long time in vain.
+And it is noteworthy how the son of the sixteenth century proceeded in
+such spiritual struggles. Sometimes it was a relief to him if he stuck
+out of bed the least dignified part of his body. This action, by which
+prince and peasant of the time used to express supreme contempt,
+sometimes helped when nothing else would. But his exuberant humor did
+not always deliver him. Every new investigation of the Scriptures,
+every important sermon on a new subject, caused him further pangs of
+conscience. On these occasions he sometimes got into such excitement
+that his soul was incapable of systematic thinking, and trembled in
+anxiety for days. When he was busy with the question of the monks and
+nuns, a text struck his attention which, as he thought in his
+excitement, proved him in the wrong. His heart "melted in his body; he
+was almost choked by the Devil." Then Bugenhagen visited him. Luther
+took him outside the door and showed him the threatening text, and
+Bugenhagen, apparently upset by his friend's excitement, began to
+doubt too, without suspecting the depth of the torment which Luther
+was enduring. This gave Luther a final and terrible fright. Again he
+passed an awful night. The next morning Bugenhagen came in again. "I
+am thoroughly angry," he said; "I have only just looked at the text
+carefully. The passage has a quite different meaning." "It is true,"
+Luther related afterward, "it was a ridiculous argument--ridiculous, I
+mean, for a man in his senses, but not for him who is tempted."
+
+Often he complained to his friends about the terrors of the struggles
+which the Devil caused him. "He has never since the creation been so
+fierce and angry as now at the end of the world. I feel him very
+plainly. He sleeps closer to me than my Kaethe--that is, he gives me
+more trouble than she does pleasure." Luther never tired of censuring
+the pope as the Anti-Christ, and the papal system as the work of the
+Devil. But a closer scrutiny will recognize under this hatred of the
+Devil an indestructible piety, in which the loyal heart of the man was
+bound to the old Church. What became hallucinations to him were often
+only pious remembrances from his youth, which stood in startling
+contrast to the transformations which he had passed through as a man.
+
+For no man is entirely transformed by the great thoughts and deeds of
+his manhood. We ourselves do not become new through new deeds. Our
+mental life is based upon the sum of all thoughts and feelings that we
+have ever had. Whoever is chosen by Fate to establish new greatness by
+destroying the greatness of the old, shatters in fragments at the same
+time a portion of his own life. He must break obligations in order to
+fulfil greater obligations. The more conscientious he is, the more
+deeply he feels in his own heart the wound he has inflicted upon the
+order of the world. That is the secret sorrow, the regret, of every
+great historical character. There are few mortals who have felt this
+sorrow so deeply as Luther. And what is great in him is the fact that
+such sorrow never kept him from the boldest action. To us this appears
+as a tragic touch in his spiritual life.
+
+Another thing most momentous for him was the attitude which he had to
+take toward his own doctrine. He had left to his followers nothing but
+the authority of Scripture. He clung passionately to its words as to
+the last effective anchor for the human race. Before him the pope,
+with his hierarchy, had interpreted, misinterpreted, and added to the
+text of the Scriptures; now he was in the same situation. He, with a
+circle of dependent friends, had to claim for himself the privilege of
+understanding the words of the Scriptures correctly, and applying them
+rightly to the life of the times. This was a superhuman task, and the
+man who undertook it must necessarily be subject to some of the
+disadvantages which he himself had so grandly combatted in the
+Catholic Church. His mental makeup was firmly decided and unyielding:
+he was born to be a ruler if ever a mortal was; but this gigantic,
+daemonic character of his will inevitably made him sometimes a tyrant.
+Although he practised tolerance in many important matters, often as
+the result of self-restraint and often with a willing heart, this was
+only the fortunate result of his kindly disposition, which was
+effective also here. Not infrequently, however, he became the pope of
+the Protestants. For him and his people there was no choice. He has
+been reproached in modern times for doing so little to bring the laity
+into cooeperation by means of a presbyterial organization. Never was a
+reproach more unjust. What was possible in Switzerland, with
+congregations of sturdy free peasants, was utterly impracticable at
+that time in Germany. Only the dwellers in the larger cities had among
+them enough intelligence and power to criticise the Protestant clergy;
+almost nine-tenths of the Protestants in Germany were oppressed
+peasants, the majority of whom were indifferent and stubborn, corrupt
+in morals, and, after the Peasant War, savage in manners. The new
+church was obliged to force its discipline upon them as upon neglected
+children. Whoever doubts this should look at the reports of
+visitations, and notice the continued complaints of the reformers
+about the rudeness of their poverty-stricken congregations. But the
+great man was subject to still further hindrances. The ruler of the
+souls of the German people lived in a little town, among poor
+university professors and students, in a feeble community of which he
+often had occasion to complain. He was spared none of the evils of
+petty surroundings, of unpleasant disputes with narrow-minded scholars
+or uncultured neighbors. There was much in his nature which made him
+especially sensitive to such things. No man bears in his heart with
+impunity the feeling of being the privileged instrument of God.
+Whoever lives in that feeling is too great for the narrow and petty
+structure of middle-class society. If Luther had not been modest to
+the depths of his heart, and of infinite kindness in his intercourse
+with others, he would inevitably have appeared perfectly unendurable
+to the matter-of-fact and common-sense people who stood indifferent by
+his side. As it was, however, he came only on rare occasions into
+serious conflict with his fellow-citizens, the town administration,
+the law faculty of his university, or the councillors of his
+sovereign. He was not always right, but he almost always carried his
+point against them, for seldom did any one dare to defy the violence
+of his anger. With all this he was subject to severe physical
+ailments, the frequent return of which in the last years of his life
+exhausted even his tremendous vigor. He felt this with great sorrow,
+and incessantly prayed to his God that He might take him to Himself.
+He was not yet an old man in years, but he seemed so to himself--very
+old and out of place in a strange and worldly universe. These years,
+which did not abound in great events, but were made burdensome by
+political and local quarrels, and filled with hours of bitterness and
+sorrow, will inspire sympathy, we trust, in every one who studies the
+life of this great man impartially. The ardor of his life had warmed
+his whole people, had called forth in millions the beginnings of a
+higher human development; the blessing remained for the millions,
+while he himself felt at last little but the sorrow. Once he joyfully
+had hoped to die as a martyr; now he wished for the peace of the
+grave, like a trusty, aged, worn-out laborer--another case of a tragic
+human fate.
+
+But the greatest sorrow that he felt lay in the relation of his
+doctrine to the life of his nation. He had founded a new church on his
+pure gospel, and had given to the spirit and the conscience of the
+people an incomparably greater meaning. All about him flourished a new
+life and greater prosperity, and many valuable arts--painting and
+music--the enjoyment of comfort, and a finer social culture. Still
+there was something in the air of Germany which threatened ruin:
+princes and governments were fiercely at odds, foreign powers were
+threatening invasions--the Emperor of Spain, the Pope from Rome, the
+Turks from the Mediterranean; fanatics and demagogues were
+influential, and the hierarchy was not yet fallen. As to his new
+gospel, had it welded the nation into greater unity and power? The
+discontent had only been increased. The future of his church was to
+depend on the worldly interests of a few princes; and he knew the best
+among them! Something terrible was coming; the Scriptures were to be
+fulfilled; the Day of Judgment was at hand. But after this God would
+build up a new universe more beautiful, grander, and purer, full of
+peace and happiness, a world in which no devil would exist, in which
+every human soul would feel more joy over the flowers and fruit of the
+new trees of heaven than the present generation over gold and silver;
+where music, the most beautiful of all arts, should ring in tones much
+more delightful than the most splendid song of the best singers in
+this world. There a good man would find again all the dear ones whom
+he had loved and lost in this world.
+
+The longing of the creature for the ideal type of existence grew
+stronger and stronger in him. If he expected the end of the world, it
+was due to dim remembrances from the far-distant past of the German
+people, which still hovered over the soul of the new reformer. Yet it
+was likewise a prophetic foreboding of the near future. It was not the
+end of the world that was in preparation, but the Thirty Years' War.
+
+Thus he died. When the hearse with his corpse passed through the
+Thuringian country, all the bells in city and hamlet tolled, and the
+people crowded sobbing about his bier. A large portion of the German
+national strength went into the coffin with this one man. And Philip
+Melanchthon spoke in the castle church at Wittenberg over his body:
+"Any one who knew him well, must bear witness to this--that he was a
+very kind man, gracious, friendly, and affectionate in all
+conversation, and by no means insolent, stormy, obstinate, or
+quarrelsome. And yet with this went a seriousness and courage in words
+and actions, such as there should be in such a man. His heart was
+loyal and without guile. The severity which he used in his writings
+against the enemies of the Gospel came not from a quarrelsome and
+malicious spirit but from great seriousness and zeal for the truth. He
+showed very great courage and manhood, and was not easily disturbed.
+He was not intimidated by threats, danger, or alarms. He was also of
+such a high, clear intelligence that when affairs were confused,
+obscure, and difficult he was often the only one who could see at once
+what was advisable and feasible. He was not, as perhaps some thought,
+too unobservant to notice the condition of the government everywhere.
+He knew right well how we are governed, and noted especially the
+spirit and the intentions of those with whom he had to do. We,
+however, must keep a faithful, everlasting memory of this dear father
+of ours, and never let him go out of our hearts." Such was Luther--an
+almost superhuman nature; his mind ponderous and sharply limited, his
+will powerful and temperate, his morals pure, his heart full of love.
+Because no other man appeared after him strong enough to become the
+leader of the nation, the German people lost for centuries their
+leadership of the earth. The leadership of the Germans in the realm of
+intellect, however, is founded on Luther.
+
+
+[Footnote 2: "_Cito remitte matri filiolum_!" ("Send the little boy
+right home to his mother.")]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+FREDERICK THE GREAT
+
+By GUSTAV FREYTAG
+
+TRANSLATED BY E.H. BABBITT, A.B.
+
+Assistant Professor of German, Tufts College
+
+
+What was it that, after the Thirty Years' War drew the attention of
+the politicians of Europe to the little State on the northeastern
+frontier of Germany which was struggling upward in spite of the Swedes
+and the Poles, the Hapsburgs and the Bourbons? The inheritance of the
+Hohenzollern was no richly endowed land in which the farmer dwelt in
+comfort on well-tilled acres, to which wealthy merchant princes
+brought, in deeply-laden galleons, the silks of Italy and the spices
+and ingots of the New World. It was a poor, desolate, sandy country of
+burned cities and ruined villages. The fields were untilled, and many
+square miles, stripped of men and cattle, were given over to the
+caprices of wild nature. When, in 1640, Frederick William succeeded to
+the Electorate, he found nothing but contested claims to scattered
+territories of some thirty thousand square miles. In all the fortified
+places of his home land were lodged insolent conquerors. In an
+insecure desert this shrewd and tricky prince established his state,
+with a craft and disregard of his neighbors' rights which, even in
+that unscrupulous age, aroused criticism, but at the same time, with a
+heroism and greatness of mind which more than once showed higher
+conceptions of German honor than were held by the Emperor himself or
+any other prince of the realm. Nevertheless, when, in 1688, this
+adroit statesman died, he left behind him only an unimportant State,
+in no way to be reckoned among the powers of Europe. For while his
+sovereignty extended over about forty-four thousand square miles,
+these contained only one million three hundred thousand inhabitants;
+and when Frederick II., a hundred years after his great-grandfather,
+succeeded to the crown, he inherited only two million two hundred and
+forty thousand subjects, not so many as the single province of Silesia
+contains today. What was it then that, immediately after the battles
+of the Thirty Years' War, aroused the jealousy of all the governments,
+and especially of the Imperial house, and which since then has made
+such warm friends and such bitter enemies for the Brandenburg
+government? For two centuries neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to
+set their hopes on this new State, and for an equally long time
+neither Germans nor foreigners ceased to call it--at first with
+ridicule, and then with spite--"an artificial structure which cannot
+endure heavy storms, which has intruded without justification among
+the powers of Europe." How did it come about that impartial judges
+finally, soon after the death of Frederick the Great, declared that it
+was time to cease prophesying the destruction of this widely hated
+power? For after every defeat, they said, it had risen more
+vigorously, and had repaired all the damages and losses of war more
+quickly than was possible elsewhere; its prosperity and intelligence
+also were increasing more rapidly than in any other part of Germany.
+
+It was indeed a very individual and new shade of German character
+which appeared in the Hohenzollern princes and their people on the
+territory conquered from the Slavs, and forced recognition with sharp
+challenge. It seemed that the characters there embraced greater
+contrasts; for the virtues and faults of the rulers, the greatness and
+the weakness of their policies, stood forth in sharp contradiction,
+every limitation appeared more striking, every discord more violent,
+and every achievement more astonishing. This State could apparently
+produce everything that was strange and unusual, but could not endure
+one thing--peaceful mediocrity, which elsewhere may be so comfortable
+and useful.
+
+With this the situation of the country had much to do. It was a border
+land, making head at once against the Swedes, the Slavs, the French,
+and the Dutch. There was hardly a question of European diplomacy which
+did not affect the weal and woe of this State; hardly an entanglement
+which did not give an active prince the opportunity to validate his
+claim. The decadent power of Sweden and the gradual dissolution of
+Poland opened up extensive prospects; the superiority of France and
+the distrustful friendship of Holland urged armed caution. From the
+very first year, in which Elector Frederick William had been obliged
+to take possession of his own fortresses by force and cunning, it was
+evident that there on the outskirts of German territory a vigorous,
+cautious, warlike government was indispensable for the safety of
+Germany. And after the beginning of the French War in 1674, Europe
+recognized that the crafty policy which proceeded from this obscure
+corner was undertaking also the astonishing task of heroically
+defending the western boundary of Germany against the superior forces
+of the King of France.
+
+There was perhaps also something remarkable in the racial character of
+the Brandenburg people, in which princes and subjects shared alike.
+Down to Frederick's time, the Prussian districts had given to Germany
+relatively few scholars, writers, and artists. Even the passionate
+zeal of the Reformation seemed to be subdued there. The people who
+inhabited the border land, mostly of the Lower Saxon strain, with a
+slight tinge of Slavic blood, were a tough, sturdy race, not specially
+graceful in social manners, but with unusual keenness of understanding
+and clearness of judgment. Those who lived in the capital had been
+glib of tongue and ready to scoff from time immemorial: all were
+capable of great exertions; industrious, persistent, and of enduring
+strength.
+
+[Illustration: _From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_
+FREDERICK THE GREAT AND HIS ROUND TABLE]
+
+But the character of the princes was a more potent factor than the
+location of their country or the race-character of their people; for
+the way in which the Hohenzollerns molded their state was different
+from that of any other princes since the days of Charlemagne. Many a
+princely family can show a number of rulers who have successfully
+built up their state--the Bourbons, for instance, united a wide
+expanse of territory into one great political body;--or who have been
+brave warriors through several generations,--there never were any
+braver than the Vasas or the Protestant Wittelsbachs in Sweden. But
+none have been the educators of their people as were the early
+Hohenzollerns, who as great landed proprietors in a devastated
+country drew new men into their service and guided their education;
+who for almost a hundred and fifty years, as strict managers, worked,
+schemed, and endured, took risks, and even did injustice--all that
+they might build up for their state a people like themselves--hard,
+economical, clever, bold, with the highest civic ambitions.
+
+In this sense we are justified in admiring the providential
+character of the Prussian State. Of the four princes who ruled
+it from the Thirty Years' War to the day when the "hoary-headed
+abbot in the monastery of Sans Souci" closed his weary eyes, each
+one, with his virtues and vices, was the natural complement of his
+predecessor--Elector Frederick William, the greatest statesman
+produced by the school of the Thirty Years' War, the splendor-loving
+King Frederick I., the parsimonious despot Frederick William I., and
+finally, in the eighteenth century, he in whom were united the talents
+and great qualities of almost all his ancestors--the flower of the
+family.
+
+Life in the royal palace at Berlin was cheerless in Frederick's
+childhood; poorer in love and sunshine than in most citizens'
+households at that rude time. It may be doubted whether the king his
+father, or the queen, was more to blame for the disorganization of the
+family life--in either case through natural defects which grew more
+pronounced in the constant friction of the household. The king, an odd
+tyrant with a soft heart but a violent temper, tried to compel love
+and confidence with a cudgel; he possessed keen insight into human
+nature, but was so ignorant that he always ran the risk of becoming
+the victim of a scoundrel. Dimly aware of his weakness, he had grown
+suspicious and was subject to sudden fits of violence. The queen, in
+contrast, was a rather insignificant woman, colder at heart, but with
+a strong sense of her princely dignity; with a tendency to intrigue,
+without prudence or discretion. Both had the best of intentions, and
+took honest pains to bring up their children to a capable and worthy
+maturity; but both unintelligently interfered with the sound
+development of the childish souls. The mother was so tactless as to
+make the children, even at a tender age, the confidants of her
+annoyances and intrigues. The undignified parsimony of the king, the
+blows which he distributed so freely in his rooms, and the monotonous
+daily routine which he forced upon her, were the subject of no end of
+complaining, sulking, and ridicule in her apartments. Crown Prince
+Frederick grew up, the playmate of his elder sister, into a gentle
+child with sparkling eyes and beautiful light hair. He was taught with
+exactness what the king desired,--and that was little enough: French,
+a certain amount of history, and the necessary accomplishments of a
+soldier. Against the will of his father (the great King had never
+surmounted the difficulties of the genitive and dative) he acquired
+some knowledge of the Latin declensions. To the boy, who was easily
+led and in the king's presence looked shy and defiant, the women
+imparted his first interest in French literature. He himself later
+gave his sister the credit for it, but his governess too was an
+accomplished French woman. That the foreign atmosphere was hateful to
+the king certainly contributed to make the son fond of it; for almost
+systematically praise was bestowed in the queen's apartments upon
+everything that was displeasing to the stern mind of the master. When
+in the family circle the king made one of his clumsy, pious speeches,
+Princess Wilhelmina and young Frederick would look at each other
+significantly, until the mischievous face of one or the other aroused
+childish laughter, and brought the king's wrath to the point of
+explosion. For this reason, the son, even in his earliest years,
+became a source of vexation to his father, who called him an
+effeminate, untidy fellow with an unmanly pleasure in clothes and
+trifles.
+
+But from the report of his sister, for whose unsparing judgment
+censure was easier than praise, it is evident that the amiability of
+the talented boy had its effect upon those about him: as when, for
+instance, he secretly read a French story with his sister, and recast
+the whole Berlin Court into the comic characters of the novel; when
+they made forbidden music with flute and lute; when he went in
+disguise to her and they recited the parts of a French comedy to each
+other. But in order to enjoy even these harmless pleasures the prince
+was constantly forced into falsehood, deception, and disguise. He was
+proud, high-minded, magnanimous, with an uncompromising love of truth.
+The fact that deception was utterly repulsive to him, that even where
+it was advisable he was unwilling to stoop to it, and that, if he ever
+undertook it, he dissimulated unskilfully, threw a constantly
+increasing strain upon his relations with his father. The king's
+distrust grew, and the son's offended sense of personal dignity found
+expression in the form of stubbornness.
+
+So he grew up surrounded by coarse spies who reported every word to
+the king. With a mind of the richest endowments, of the most
+discerning eagerness for knowledge, but without any suitable male
+society, it is no wonder that the young man went astray. In comparison
+with other German courts, the Prussian might be regarded as very
+virtuous: but frivolity toward women and a lack of reserve in the
+discussion of the most dubious relations were pronounced even there.
+After a visit to the dissolute court of Dresden, Prince Frederick
+began to behave like other princes of his time, and generally found
+good comrades among his father's younger officers. We know little
+about him at that period, but may conclude that he ran some risk, not
+of becoming depraved, but of wasting valuable years in a spendthrift
+life among unworthy companions. It certainly was not alone the
+increasing dissatisfaction of his father which at that time destroyed
+his peace of mind and tossed him about aimlessly, but quite as much
+that inner discontent, which leads an unformed youth the more wildly
+astray the greater the secret demands are which his mind makes on
+life.
+
+He determined to flee to England. How the flight failed, how the anger
+of the military commander, Frederick William, flamed up against the
+deserting officer, every one knows. With the days of his imprisonment
+in Kuestrin and his stay in Ruppin, his years of serious education
+began. The terrible experiences he had been through had aroused new
+strength in him. He had endured, with princely pride, all the terrors
+of death and of the most terrible humiliation. He had reflected in the
+solitude of his prison on the greatest riddle of life--on death and
+what is beyond. He had realized that there was nothing left for him
+but submission, patience, and quiet waiting. But bitter, heart-rending
+misfortune is a school which develops not only the good--it fosters
+also many faults. He learned to keep his counsel hidden in the depth
+of his soul, and to look upon men with suspicion, using them as his
+instruments, deceiving and flattering them with prudent serenity in
+which his heart had no share. He was obliged to flatter the cowardly
+and vulgar Grumbkow, and to be glad when he finally had won him over
+to his side. For years he had to take the utmost pains, over and over
+again, to conquer the displeasure and lack of confidence of his stern
+father. His nature always revolted against such humiliation, and he
+tried by bitter mockery to give expression to his injured self-esteem.
+His heart, which warmed toward everything noble, prevented him from
+becoming a hardened egoist; but he did not grow any the milder or more
+conciliatory, and long after he had become a great man and wise ruler,
+there remained in him from this time of servitude some trace of petty
+cunning. The lion sometimes, in a spirit of undignified vengeance, did
+not scorn to scratch like a cat.
+
+Still, in those years, he learned something useful too--the strict
+spirit of economy with which his father's narrow but able mind cared
+for the welfare of his country and his household. When, to please the
+king, he had to draw up leases, and took pains to increase the yield
+of a domain by a few hundred thalers; or even entered unduly into the
+hobbies of the king and proposed to him to kidnap a tall shepherd of
+Mecklenburg as a recruit--these doings were at first, to be sure, only
+a tedious means of propitiating the king, for he asked Grumbkow to
+procure for him a man to make out the lists in his stead; the officers
+in public and private service informed him where a surplus was to be
+made, here and there, and he continued to ridicule the giant soldiers
+whenever he could with impunity. Gradually, however, the new world
+into which he had been transplanted, and the practical interests of
+the people and of the State, became attractive to him. It was easy to
+see that even his father's turn for economy was often tyrannical and
+whimsical. The king was always convinced that he wished nothing but
+the best for his country, and therefore took the liberty to interfere,
+in the most arbitrary manner, even in the details of the property and
+business of private persons. He ordered, for instance, that no he-goat
+should run with the ewes; that all colored sheep, gray, black, or
+piebald, should be completely disposed of within three years, and only
+fine white wool be tolerated; he prescribed exactly how the copper
+standard measures of the Berlin bushel, which he had sent all over the
+country (at the expense of his subjects) should be preserved and kept
+locked up so as to get no dents. In order to foster the linen and
+woolen industry, he decreed that his subjects should wear none of the
+fashionable chintz and calico, and threatened with a hundred thalers'
+fine and three days in the pillory everybody who, after eight months,
+permitted a shred of calico in his house in dress, gown, cap, or
+furniture coverings. This method of ruling certainly seemed severe and
+petty; but the son learned to honor nevertheless the prudent mind and
+good intentions which were recognizable underneath such edicts, and
+himself gradually acquired a wealth of detailed knowledge such as is
+not usually at the disposal of a prince--real estate values, market
+prices, and the needs of the people; the usages, rights, and duties of
+humble life. He even absorbed something of the pride with which the
+King boasted of his business knowledge; and when he himself had become
+the all-powerful administrator of his State, the unbounded advantage
+which was due to his knowledge of the people and of trade became
+manifest. Only in this way was the wise economy made possible with
+which he managed his own household and the State finances, as well as
+the unceasing care for detail by which he developed agriculture,
+trade, prosperity, and culture among his people. He could examine
+equally well the daily accounts of his cooks and the estimates of the
+income from the domains, forests, and taxes. For his ability to judge
+with precision the smallest things as well as the greatest, his people
+were in great part indebted to the years during which he had sat
+unwillingly as assessor at the green table at Ruppin. Sometimes,
+however, there befell him also what in his father's time had been
+vexatious--that his knowledge of business details was, after all, not
+extensive enough, and that he, like his father, gave orders which
+arbitrarily interfered with the life of his Prussians, and could not
+be carried out.
+
+Scarcely had Frederick partially recovered from the blows of the great
+catastrophe of his youth, when a new misfortune fell upon him, just as
+terrible as the first, and in its consequences still more momentous
+for his life. He was forced by the King to marry. Heartrending is the
+sorrow with which he struggles to free himself from the bride chosen
+for him. "She may be as frivolous as she pleases if only she is not a
+simpleton! That I cannot bear." It was all in vain. He looked upon
+this alliance with bitterness and anger almost to the very day of his
+wedding, and never outgrew the bitter belief that his father had thus
+destroyed his emotional life. His sensitive feelings, his affectionate
+heart, were bartered away in the most reckless manner. Nor by this act
+was he alone made unhappy, but also a good woman who was worthy of a
+better fate. Princess Elizabeth of Bevern had many noble qualities of
+heart; she was not a simpleton, she did not lack beauty, and could
+pass muster before the fierce criticism of the princesses of the royal
+house. But we fear that, if she had been an angel from heaven, the
+pride of the Prince would have protested against her, for he was
+offended to the depths of his nature by the needless barbarity of a
+compulsory marriage. And yet the relation was not always so cold as
+has sometimes been assumed. For six years the kindness of heart and
+tact of the Princess succeeded time after time in reconciling the
+crown prince to her. In the retirement of Rheinsberg she was really
+his helpmeet and an amiable hostess for his guests, and it was
+reported by the Austrian agents to the Court of Vienna that her
+influence was increasing. But her modest, clinging nature had too
+little of the qualities which can permanently hold an intellectual
+man. The wide-awake members of the Brandenburg line felt the need of
+giving quick and pointed expression to every easily aroused feeling.
+When the Princess was excited, she grew quiet as if paralyzed; she
+also lacked the easy graces of society. The two natures did not agree.
+Then, too, her manner of showing affection toward her husband, always
+dutiful, and subordinating herself as if under a spell and overwhelmed
+by his great mind, was not very interesting for the Prince, who had
+acquired, with the French intellectual culture, no little of the
+frivolity of French society.
+
+When Frederick became King, the Princess soon lost even the slight
+part which she had won in her husband's affections. His long absence
+in the first Silesian War gave the finishing stroke to their
+estrangement. The relations of husband and wife became more and more
+distant. Years passed when they did not see each other, and icy
+brevity and coolness can be perceived in his letters to her. Still the
+fact that the King was obliged to esteem her character so highly
+maintained her in her outward position. Later, his relations with
+women influenced his emotions very slightly. Even his sister at
+Bayreuth, sickly, nervous, embittered by jealousy of an unfaithful
+husband, was estranged from her brother for years; and not until she
+had given up all hope of life did this proud member of the House of
+Brandenburg, aging and unhappy, seek again the heart of the brother
+whose little hand she had once held as they stood before their stern
+father. His mother also, to whom King Frederick always showed
+excellent filial devotion, was not able to occupy a large place in his
+heart. His other brothers and sisters were younger, and were only too
+much disposed to hatch obscure domestic conspiracies against him. If
+the King ever condescended to show any attentions to a lady of the
+court or of the stage, these were in general as disturbing as they
+were flattering for the persons in question. When he found
+intelligence, grace, and womanly dignity united, as in Frau von Camas,
+who was the Queen's first lady-in-waiting, he expressed the amiability
+of his nature in many cordial attentions. But on the whole, women did
+not add much light or splendor to his life, and the cordial intimacy
+of family life hardly ever warmed his heart. In this direction his
+feelings were dried up. This was perhaps fortunate for his people, it
+was undoubtedly fatal to his private life. The full warmth of his
+human feelings was reserved almost exclusively for his little circle
+of intimates, with whom he laughed, wrote poetry, discussed
+philosophy, made plans for the future, and later discussed his
+military operations and dangers.
+
+His married life in Rheinsberg opens the best period of his younger
+years. He succeeded in bringing together there a number of well
+educated, cheerful companions. The little circle led a poetic life of
+which those who shared in it have left a pleasing picture. Frederick
+began to work seriously on his education. The expression of emotion
+easily took for him the form of conventional French versification. He
+worked incessantly to acquire the refinements of the foreign style.
+But his mind was also busy with more serious matters. He eagerly
+sought answers to all the highest questions of humanity in the works
+of the Encyclopedists and of Christian Wolff. He sat bent over maps
+and battle-plans, and, along with parts for the amateur theatre and
+architects' sketches, other projects were in preparation, which, a few
+years later, were to arouse the attention of the world.
+
+Then the day came when his dying father laid down the reins of
+government and told the officer of the day to take his orders from the
+new commander-in-chief of Prussia. How the Prince was judged by his
+political contemporaries we see from the characterization which an
+Austrian agent had given of him a short time before: "He is graceful,
+wears his own hair, and has a somewhat careless bearing; likes the
+fine arts and good cooking. He would like to begin his rule by
+something striking. He is a firmer friend of the army than his father.
+His religion is that of a gentleman: he believes in God and the
+forgiveness of sins. He likes splendor and things on a large scale. He
+will reestablish all the court positions and bring the nobles to his
+court." This prophecy was not fully justified. We seek to understand
+other sides of his nature at this time. The new King was a man of
+fiery, enthusiastic temperament, he was quickly aroused, and the tears
+came readily to his eyes. Like his contemporaries, he too was
+passionately eager to admire grandeur and to give himself up to tender
+feelings in a poetical mood. He played adagios softly on his flute.
+Like his worthy contemporaries, he did not easily find, in prose or
+poetry, the full expression of his feelings; pathetic oratory stirred
+him to tearful emotion. In spite of all his French aphorisms, the
+essence of his nature was very German in this respect also.
+
+Those who ascribe to him a cold heart have judged him unfairly. It is
+not cold hearts in princes which give the most offense by their
+harshness. Such hearts are almost always gifted with the art of
+satisfying those about them by uniform graciousness and tactful
+expression. The strongest utterances of contempt are generally found
+close beside the pleasing tones of a caressing tenderness. But in
+Frederick, it seems to us, there was a striking and unusual union of
+two totally opposite tendencies of the emotional nature, which
+elsewhere are engaged in an unending struggle. He had in equal degree
+the need to idealize life for himself, and the impulse to destroy
+ideal moods without mercy in himself and in others. This first
+peculiarity of his was perhaps the most beautiful, perhaps the
+saddest, with which a human being was ever equipped in the struggles
+of earth. His was indeed a poetic nature. He possessed to a high
+degree that peculiar power which endeavors to reconstruct vulgar
+reality according to the ideal needs of its own nature, and covers
+everything near with the grace and light of a new life. It was a
+necessity for him to make over with the grace of his imagination the
+image of those dear to him, and to adorn the relation to them into
+which he had voluntarily entered. In this there was always a certain
+kind of posing. Even where he had the most ardent feelings, he was
+more in love with the glorified picture of the individual in his mind
+than with the real personality. It was in such a mood that he kissed
+Voltaire's hand. As soon as the difference between the ideal and the
+real person became unpleasantly perceptible, he let go the person and
+clung to the image. One to whom nature has given this temperament,
+letting him see love and friendship chiefly through the colored glass
+of a poetical mood, will always, according to the judgment of others,
+show caprice in the choice of his friends. The uniform warmth which
+treats with consideration all alike seems to be denied to such
+natures. To any one to whom the King had become a friend in his own
+fashion, he always showed the greatest attention and assiduity,
+however much his moods changed at particular moments. He could become
+as sentimental in his sorrow over the loss of such a friend as any
+German of the Werther period. He had lived for many years on somewhat
+distant terms with his sister in Bayreuth, and not until the last
+years before her death, amid the terrors of a burdensome war, did her
+image rise vividly again before him as that of an affectionate sister.
+After her death he found a gloomy satisfaction in picturing to himself
+and others the cordiality of his relations with her. He erected a
+little temple to her and often made pilgrimages to it. Toward any one
+who did not approach his heart through the medium of a poetic mood, or
+incite him to poetic expression of his affection, or who touched a
+wrong note anywhere in his sensitive nature, he was cold,
+contemptuous, and indifferent--a king who only asked to what extent
+the other person could be useful to him; he even pushed him aside when
+he could no longer use him. Such a character may perhaps surround the
+life of a young man with poetic lustre and give brightness and charm
+even to common things, but unless it is coupled with a high degree of
+morality, a sense of duty, and a mind set upon higher things, it will
+leave him sad and lonely in later years. In the most favorable cases
+it will make bitter enemies as well as very warm admirers. A somewhat
+similar disposition brought to Goethe's noble soul heavy sorrows,
+transitory relations, many disappointments, and a solitary old age. It
+becomes doubly momentous for a king, before whom others rarely stand
+with assurance and on equal terms; for his most sincere friends may
+yet turn into admiring flatterers, unstable in their bearing, now
+constrained under the moral spell of his majesty, now, under the
+conviction of their own rights, fault-finding and discontented.
+
+This need of ideal relations and longing for people to whom he could
+unbosom himself without reserve, worked at cross purposes with
+Frederick's penetrating discrimination, and his uncompromising love of
+truth, which was a deadly enemy of all deception, impatiently resisted
+every illusion, despised shams, and sought for the essence of things.
+This scrutinizing view of life and its duties might well offer him
+protection against those deceptions which oftener annoy an
+imaginative prince, who gives his confidence, than a private
+individual. His acuteness, however, showed itself also in savage moods
+as unsparingly, sarcastically, and maliciously destructive. Where did
+he get this disposition? Was it Brandenburg blood? Was it an
+inheritance from his great-grandmother, the Electress Sophia of
+Hanover, and his grandmother, Queen Sophia Charlotte, those
+intellectual women with whom Leibniz had discussed the eternal harmony
+of the universe? The harsh school of his youth certainly had had
+something to do with it. His insight into the foibles of others was
+keen. Wherever he saw a weak point, wherever any one's manners annoyed
+or provoked him, his ready tongue was busy. His gibes fell unsparingly
+upon friend and foe alike; and even where silence and patience were
+demanded by every consideration of prudence, he could not control
+himself. At such times his soul seemed to suffer some strange
+transformation. With merciless exaggeration he distorted the picture
+of his victim into a caricature. On closer examination the principal
+motive here also appears to be pleasure in intellectual production. He
+frees himself from an unpleasant impression by improvising against his
+victim. He makes a grotesque picture with inner satisfaction and is
+astonished if the victim, deeply offended, in turn takes up arms
+against him. His resemblance to Luther in this respect is very
+striking. Neither the king nor the reformer cared whether his behavior
+was dignified or seemly, for both of them, excited like men on the
+hunting field, entirely forgot the consequences in the joy of the
+fight. Both did themselves and their great causes serious injury in
+this way, and were honestly surprised when they discovered the fact.
+To be sure, the blows with the cudgel or the whip which the great monk
+of the sixteenth century dealt were far more terrible than the
+pin-pricks of the great prince in the age of enlightenment. But when a
+king teases and mocks and sometimes pinches maliciously, it is harder
+to forgive him for his undignified behavior; for he frequently engages
+in an unequal contest with his victims. The great prince treated all
+his political opponents in this way, and aroused deadly enemies
+against himself. He joked at the table, and put in circulation
+stinging verses and pamphlets about Madame de Pompadour in France and
+the Empresses Elizabeth and Maria Theresa. Similarly, he sometimes
+caressed, sometimes scolded and scratched his poetical ideal,
+Voltaire; but he also proceeded in this way with people whom he really
+esteemed highly, in whom he put the greatest confidence, and whom he
+took into the circle of his intimate friends. He brought the Marquis
+d'Argens to his court, made him chamberlain, member of the Academy,
+and one of his nearest and dearest friends. The letters which he wrote
+to him from the camps of the Seven Years' War are among the most
+beautiful and touching records that the King has left us. When
+Frederick came home from the war it was his fond hope that the marquis
+would live with him in his palace at Sans Souci. And a few years later
+this charming relation was broken up in the most painful manner. How
+was that possible! The marquis was perhaps the best Frenchman that the
+King had brought into his circle, a man of honor, with fine feelings,
+fine education, and really devoted to the King; but he was neither a
+great character nor an especially strong man. For years the King had
+admired in him a scholar--which he was not--a wise, clear-sighted,
+assured philosopher with pleasing wit and fresh humor; he had in short
+set up an extremely pleasing, fanciful image of him. Now, in daily
+intercourse, Frederick found himself mistaken. A lack of robustness on
+the part of the Frenchman, causing him to dwell with hypochondriac
+exaggeration on his poor health, annoyed the King, who began to
+realize that the aging marquis was neither a great genius nor an
+intellectual giant. The ideal which he had formed of him was
+destroyed. Now the King began to make fun of him on account of his
+weaknesses. The sensitive Frenchman thereupon asked for leave of
+absence, that a sojourn of a few months in France might restore his
+health. The King was offended by this ill-humored attitude, and
+continued his raillery in friendly letters which he sent him. He said
+that it was rumored that a werewolf had appeared in France. This was
+undoubtedly the marquis, in the disguise of a Prussian and a sick man,
+and he asked if he had begun to eat little children. He had not
+formerly had that bad habit, but people change a good deal in
+traveling. The marquis, instead of a few months, stayed two winters.
+When he was about to return, he sent certificates from his physicians.
+Probably the worthy man had really been ill, but the King was
+deeply offended by this awkward attempt at justification on the
+part of an old friend, and when the latter returned, the old intimacy
+was gone forever. The King would not let him go, but he took pleasure
+in punishing the renegade by stinging speeches and harsh jokes.
+Finally the Frenchman, deeply hurt, asked for his dismissal. His
+request was granted, and the sorrow and anger of the King is seen from
+the wording of the order. When the marquis, in the last letter which
+he wrote the King before his death, represented to him again, and not
+without bitterness, how scornfully and badly he had treated an
+unselfish admirer, Frederick read the letter without a word. But he
+wrote with grief to the dead man's widow telling her of his friendship
+for her husband, and had a costly monument erected for him in a
+foreign land. The great prince fared similarly with most of his
+intimates. Magic as was his power to attract, he had demoniac
+faculties for repelling. But if any one is disposed to blame the man
+for this, let him be told that hardly another king in history has so
+unsparingly disclosed his most intimate soul-life to his friends as
+Frederick.
+
+Frederick had worn the crown only a few months when the Emperor
+Charles VI. died. Now everything urged the young King to risk a
+master-stroke. That he determined upon such a step was in itself, in
+spite of the momentary weakness of Austria, a token of bold courage.
+The countries which he ruled had perhaps a seventh as many inhabitants
+as the broad lands of Maria Theresa. True, his army was for the time
+being far superior to the Austrian in numbers and discipline, and
+according to the ideas of the time, the mass of the people was not
+then in the same way as today available for recruiting purposes. Nor
+did he fully realize the greatness of Maria Theresa. But even in the
+preparations for the invasion the King showed that he had long hoped
+to measure himself against Austria. In an exalted mood he entered upon
+a struggle which was to be decisive for his own life and that of his
+State. He cared little at heart for the right which he might have to
+the Silesian duchies, and which with his pen he tried to prove before
+Europe. For this the policy of the despotic States of the seventeenth
+and eighteenth centuries had no regard whatever. Any one who could
+find a plausible defense of his cause made use of it, but in case of
+need the most improbable argument, the most shallow pretext, was
+sufficient. In this way Louis XIV. had made war; in this way the
+Emperor had followed up his interests against the Turks, Italians,
+Germans, French, and Spaniards; in this way a great part of the
+successes of the great Elector had been frustrated by others. Just
+where the rights of the Hohenzollerns were the plainest, as in
+Pomerania, they had been most ruthlessly curtailed, and by no one more
+than by the Emperor and the Hapsburgs. Now the Hohenzollerns sought
+their revenge. "Be my Cicero and prove the right of my cause, and I
+will be your Caesar and carry it through," Frederick wrote to Jordan
+after the invasion of Silesia. Gaily, with light step as if going to a
+dance, the King entered upon the fields of his victories. There was
+still cheerful enjoyment of life, sweet coquetry with verse, and
+intellectual conversation with his intimates on the pleasures of the
+day, on God, nature, and immortality, which he considered the spice of
+life. But the great task upon which he had entered began to have its
+effect upon his soul even in the early weeks, even before he had
+passed through the fiery ordeal of the first great battle. And from
+that time on it hammered and forged upon his soul until it turned his
+hair gray and hardened his fiery heart into ringing steel. With that
+wonderful clearness which was peculiar to him, he watched the
+beginning of these changes. He even then viewed his own life as from
+without. "You will find me more philosophical than you think," he
+writes to his friend. "I have always been so--sometimes more,
+sometimes less. My youth, the fire of passion, the longing for glory,
+and, to tell you the whole truth, curiosity, and finally, a secret
+instinct, have forced me out of the sweet peace which I enjoyed, and
+the wish to see my name in the gazettes and in history has led me into
+new paths. Come here to me. Philosophy will maintain her rights, and I
+assure you that if I had not this cursed love of fame, I should think
+only of peaceful comfort."
+
+When the faithful Jordan actually came to him and the King saw the man
+of peaceful enjoyment timid and uncomfortable in the field, he
+suddenly realized that he himself had become another and a stronger
+man. The guest who had been honored by him so long as the more
+scholarly, and who had corrected his verses, criticized his letters,
+and been far ahead of him in the knowledge of Greek philosophy, now,
+in spite of all his philosophical training, gave the King the
+impression of a man without courage. With bitter derision Frederick
+attacked him in one of his best improvisations, contrasting the
+warrior in himself with the weak philosopher. In however bad taste the
+ridiculing verses were with which he overwhelmed Jordan again and
+again, the return of the old cordial feeling was just as quick; but it
+was the first gentle hint of fate for the King himself. The same thing
+was to befall him often. He was to lose valuable men, loyal friends,
+one after another; not only by death, but still more by the coldness
+and estrangement which arose between his nature and theirs. For the
+way upon which he had now entered was destined to develop more and
+more all the greatness, but also all the narrow features, of his
+nature, up to the limit of human possibility. The higher he rose above
+others, the smaller their natures inevitably appeared to him. Almost
+all whom in later years he measured by his own standard were far from
+able to endure the test, and the dissatisfaction and disappointment
+which he then experienced became again keener and more relentless
+until he himself, from a solitary height, looked down with stony eyes
+upon the doings of the men at his feet; but always, even to his last
+hours, the piercing chill of his searching glance was broken by the
+bright splendor of soft human feelings, and the fact that these were
+left to him is what makes his great tragic figure so affecting.
+
+During the first war, to be sure, he still looked back with longing to
+the calm peace of his "Remusberg," and felt deeply the exaction of the
+tremendous fate which had already involved him. "It is hard to bear
+with equanimity this good and bad fortune," he writes; "one may appear
+indifferent in success and unmoved in adversity, the features of the
+face can be controlled; but the man, the inward man, the depths of the
+heart, are affected none the less." And he concludes hopefully, "All
+that I wish for myself is that success may not destroy in me the human
+feelings and virtues, to which I have always clung. May my friends
+find me as I have always been." And at the end of the war he writes:
+"See, your friend is victorious for the second time! Who would have
+said a few years ago that your pupil in philosophy would play a
+soldier's part in the world; that Providence would use a poet to
+overthrow the political system of Europe?" This shows how fresh and
+young Frederick felt when he returned to Berlin in triumph after his
+first war.
+
+For the second time he took the field to assert his claim to Silesia.
+Again he was victorious. He had already the calm confidence of a tried
+general. His joy at the excellence of his troops was great. "All that
+flatters me in this victory," he wrote to Frau von Camas, "is that I
+could contribute by a quick decision and a bold manoeuvre to the
+preservation of so many good people. I would not have the least of my
+soldiers wounded for vain glory, which no longer deceives me." But in
+the midst of the contest came the death of two of his dearest friends,
+Jordan and Kayserlingk. His grief was touching: "In less than three
+months I have lost my two most faithful friends, people with whom I
+had lived daily, pleasant companions, honorable men, and true friends.
+It is hard for a heart that was made so sensitive as mine to restrain
+my deep sorrow. When I come back to Berlin, I shall be almost a
+stranger in my own fatherland, lonesome in my own house. You too have
+had the misfortune to lose at one time several people who were dear to
+you. I admire your courage, but I cannot imitate it. My only hope is
+in time, which can overcome everything in nature. It begins by
+weakening the impressions on our brains, and only ceases when it
+destroys us utterly. I anticipate with terror visiting all the places
+which call up in me sad memories of friends whom I have lost forever."
+And four weeks after their death he writes to the same friend, who
+tried to console him: "Do not believe that pressure of business and
+danger give distraction in sadness. I know from experience that that
+is a poor remedy. Unfortunately only four weeks have passed since my
+tears and my sorrow began, but after the violent outbursts of the
+first days, I feel myself just as sad, just as little consoled, as at
+the beginning." And when his worthy tutor, Duhan, sent him at his
+request some French books which Jordan had left behind, the King
+wrote, late in the autumn of the same year: "Tears came into my eyes
+when I opened the books of my poor dear Jordan. I loved him so much,
+it will be hard to realize that he is no more." Not long after the
+King lost also the intimate friend to whom this letter was addressed.
+
+The loss, in 1745, of the friends of his youth was an important
+turning point in the King's mental life. With these unselfish,
+honorable men almost everything died which had made him happy in his
+intercourse with others. The intimacies into which he now entered as a
+man were all of another kind. Even the best of the new acquaintances
+received perhaps his occasional confidence, but never his heartfelt
+friendship. The need for stimulating intellectual intercourse
+remained, and became even stronger and more imperative, for in this
+too he was unique; he never could dispense with cheerful and
+confidential companions, with light, almost reckless conversation,
+flitting through all shades of human moods, thoughtful or frivolous,
+from the greatest questions of the human race down to the little
+events of the day. Immediately after his accession he had written to
+Voltaire and invited him to his court. He had first met the Frenchman
+in 1740 on a journey near Wesel. Soon after, Voltaire had come to
+Berlin for a few days, at heavy expense. He had even then impressed
+the King as a jester, but Frederick felt nevertheless an infinite
+respect for the talent of the man. Voltaire was to him the greatest
+poet of all times, the master of ceremonies of Parnassus, where the
+King himself was so anxious to play a part. Frederick's desire to have
+this man in his train became stronger and stronger. He regarded
+himself as his pupil; he wished to have all his verses approved by the
+master; among his Brandenburg officials he pined for the wit and
+spirit of the elegant Frenchman, and finally, his vanity as a
+sovereign was concerned--he wanted to be a prince of the _beaux
+esprits_ and philosophers, as he had become a glorious leader of
+armies. After the second Silesian war his intimates were mostly
+foreigners. After 1750 he had the pleasure of seeing the great
+Voltaire also as a member of his court. It was no misfortune that this
+unworthy man endured for only a few years his sojourn among the
+barbarians.
+
+During these ten years, from 1746 to 1756, Frederick acquired literary
+independence, and that importance as a writer which is not yet
+sufficiently appreciated in Germany. As to his French poetry, a German
+can only judge imperfectly. He was a facile poet, who was easily
+master of every mood in metre and rhyme, but from the point of view
+of a Frenchman, he never completely overcame in his lyric poetry the
+difficulties of a foreign language, however diligently his confidants
+revised his work. He even lacked, it seems to us, the uniform
+rhetorical spirit, that style which in Voltaire's time was the first
+mark of a born poet. The effect of beautiful and noble sentiments, in
+splendid phraseology, is spoiled by trivial thoughts and commonplace
+expressions in the next line. Nor was the development of his taste
+sufficiently assured and independent. In his esthetic judgment he was
+quick, both to admire and to condemn; in reality, he was much more
+dependent upon the opinion of his French acquaintances than his pride
+would have admitted. What was best, moreover, in French poetry at that
+time--the return to Nature and the struggle of the beauty of reality
+against the fetters of an antiquated conventionalism--remained to him
+a sealed book. For a long time he looked upon Rousseau as an eccentric
+vagabond, and upon the conscientious and accurate spirit of Diderot
+even as shallow. And yet it seems to us that there often appear in his
+poems, especially in the light improvisations which he made to please
+his friends, a wealth of poetical detail and a charming tone of true
+feeling, which at least his model Voltaire might have envied.
+
+Frederick's history of his times is, like Caesar's _Commentaries_, one
+of the most important documents of historical literature. True, like
+the Roman general, like all practical statesmen, he stated facts as
+they are reflected in the soul of a participant. He does not give due
+value to everything or full justice to everybody, but he knows
+infinitely more than is revealed to one at a distance, and he wrote of
+some of the motives underlying the great events, not without
+prejudice, yet with magnanimity toward his opponents. Writing at times
+without the enormous reference material which a professional historian
+must collect about him, he was occasionally deceived by his memory and
+his judgment, though both were very reliable. He was, moreover,
+composing an apology for his house, his politics, his campaigns; and,
+like Caesar, he sometimes ignores facts or interprets them as he wishes
+them to go down to posterity; but his love of truth and the frankness
+with which he treats his house and his own actions are no less
+admirable than his sovereign calm and the ease with which he soars
+above events, in spite of the little rhetorical embellishments which
+were due to the taste of his time.
+
+His many-sidedness is as astonishing as his productiveness. One of the
+greatest military writers, a historian of importance, a clever poet,
+and at the same time a popular philosopher, a practical statesman,
+even a writer of very free and easy anonymous pamphlets, and sometimes
+a journalist, he was always ready to take up his pen for anything that
+inspired him and aroused his passions or enthusiasm, or to attack, in
+verse or prose, any one who provoked or annoyed him--not only the pope
+and the Empress, the Jesuits and the Dutch journalists, but also old
+friends if they seemed lukewarm to him,--which he could not
+endure,--or if they actually threatened to break with him. Never since
+Luther has there been such a belligerent, relentless, untiring writer.
+As soon as he put pen to paper he was like Proteus, everything: sage
+or intriguer, historian or poet, whatever the situation demanded,
+always an active, fiery, intellectual--sometimes also an
+ill-mannered--man, with never a moment's thought of his royal
+position. Whatever he liked he praised in poems or eulogies: the noble
+doctrines of his own philosophy, his friends, his army, religious
+liberty, independent investigation, tolerance, and popular education.
+
+The conquering power of Frederick's mind had reached out in all
+directions. When ambition inspired him to victory it seemed as if
+there were no obstacle that would check him. Then came the years of
+trial--seven years of terrible, heartrending cares--the great period,
+in which the heaviest tasks that ever a man accomplished were laid
+upon his rich, ambitious spirit, in which almost everything perished
+which was his own possession, joy and happiness, peace and selfish
+comfort; in which also many pleasing and graceful characteristics of
+the man were to disappear, that he might become the self-sacrificing
+prince of his people, the foremost servant of his State, and the hero
+of a nation. No lust of conquest made him take the field this time; it
+had long been plain to him that he was fighting for his own life and
+that of his State. But his determination had grown only the stronger.
+Like the stormwind he purposed to dash into the clouds which were
+collecting from all sides about his head, and to break up the
+thunderbolts through the energy of an irresistible attack, before they
+were discharged. He had never been conquered up to this time. His
+enemies had been beaten every time he had fallen upon them with his
+terrible instrument--the army. Herein lay his only hope. If his
+well-tried power did not fail him now, he might save his State.
+
+But in the very first conflict with his old enemy, the Austrians, he
+saw that they, too, had learned from him and were changed. He exerted
+his strength to the utmost, and at Kollin it failed him. The 18th of
+June, 1757, is the most momentous day in Frederick's life. There
+happened on that day what twice more in this war snatched victory from
+him--the general had underestimated his enemy and had expected the
+impossible from his own brave army. After a short period of
+stupefaction Frederick arose with new strength. Instead of an
+aggressive war, he had been forced to wage a desperate war of defense.
+His foes attacked his little country from all sides. He entered upon a
+death struggle with every great power of the Continent, master of only
+four million men and a defeated army. Now his talent as general showed
+itself as he escaped the enemy after defeats and again attacked in the
+most unexpected quarters and beat them, faced first one army and then
+another, unsurpassed in his dispositions, inexhaustible in expedients,
+unequaled as leader of troops in battle. So he stood, one against
+five--Austrians, Russians, French, any one of whom was his superior in
+strength, and at the same time against the Swedes and the Imperial
+troops. For five years he struggled thus against armies far larger
+than his own--every spring in danger of being crushed merely by
+numbers, every autumn free again. A loud cry of admiration and
+sympathy ran through Europe; and among those who gave the loudest
+praise, although reluctantly, were his most bitter enemies. Now, in
+these years of changing fortune, when the King himself experienced
+such bitter vicissitudes of the fortune of war, his generalship was
+the astonishment of all the armies of Europe. How, always the more
+rapid and skilful, he managed to establish his lines against his
+opponents; how so often he outflanked in an oblique position the
+weakest wing of the enemy, forced it back, and put it to rout; how his
+cavalry, which, newly organized, had become the strongest in the
+world, dashed in fury upon the foe, broke their ranks, scattered their
+battalions: all this was celebrated everywhere as a new advance in
+military art, and the invention of surpassing genius. The tactics and
+the strategy of the Prussian army came to be for almost half a century
+the ideal and model for all the armies of Europe. It was the unanimous
+opinion that Frederick was the greatest general of his time, and that
+there had been few leaders since the beginning of history who could be
+compared with him. It seemed incredible that the smaller numbers so
+often conquered the greater, and even when defeated, instead of being
+routed, faced the enemy, who had hardly recovered from his injuries,
+as threatening and fully equipped as before. Today we praise not only
+the field operations of the King, but also the wise prudence with
+which he handled his supplies. He knew very well how much he was
+limited by having to consider the commissariat, and the thousands of
+carts in which he had to take with him the provisions and the daily
+supplies of the soldiers; but he also knew that this method was his
+only salvation. Once, when after the battle of Rossbach he made the
+astonishing march into Silesia--one hundred and eighty-nine miles in
+fifteen days--he, in the greatest danger, abandoned his old method. He
+made his way through the country as other armies did at that time,
+and quartered his men upon the people. But he wisely returned at once
+to his old plan. For as soon as his enemies learned to imitate this
+free movement, he was certainly doomed. When the old militia in his
+ancient provinces rose to arms again, helped to drive out the Swedes,
+and bravely defended Colberg and Berlin, he accepted their assistance
+without objection; but he took pains not to encourage a guerilla war;
+and when his East Frisian peasantry revolted independently against the
+French and were severely punished by them for it, he told them with
+brutal frankness that it was their own fault, for war was a matter for
+soldiers; the business of the peasants and citizens should be
+uninterrupted industry, the payment of taxes, and the furnishing of
+recruits. He well knew that he was lost if a people's war in Saxony
+and Bohemia should be aroused against him. This readiness, indicative
+of the cautious general, to restrict himself to military forms, which
+alone made the contest possible for him, may be reckoned among his
+greatest qualities.
+
+Louder and louder became the cry of sorrow and admiration with which
+Germans and foreigners watched this death-struggle of the lion at bay.
+As early as 1740 the young King had been praised by the Protestants as
+the champion of freedom of conscience and enlightenment, against
+intolerance and the Jesuits. When, a few months after the battle at
+Kollin, he completely defeated the French at Rossbach, he became the
+hero of Germany. A glad cry of joy broke out everywhere. For two
+hundred years the French had done great wrong to the divided country;
+now the German national idea began to revolt against the influence of
+French culture, and the King, who himself greatly admired Parisian
+poetry, had effectively routed the Parisian generals with German
+musket balls. It was such a brilliant victory, such a humiliating
+defeat of the hereditary enemy, that everywhere in Germany there was
+hearty rejoicing. Even where the soldiers of a State were fighting
+against King Frederick, the people at home in city and country
+rejoiced at the blows he dealt in good old German fashion. And the
+longer the war lasted, the more active became the faith in the King's
+invincibility, and the higher rose the confidence of the Germans. For
+the first time in long, long years they now had a hero of whose
+military glory they could be proud--a man who accomplished what seemed
+more than human. Innumerable anecdotes about him ran through the
+country. Every little touch about his calmness, good humor, kindness
+to individual soldiers, and the loyalty of his army, traveled hundreds
+of miles. How, in danger of death, he played the flute in his tent,
+how his wounded soldiers sang chorals after the battle, how he took
+off his hat to a regiment--he has often been imitated since--all this
+was reported on the Neckar and the Rhine, was printed, and listened to
+with merry laughter and tears of emotion. It was natural that poets
+should sing his praise. Three of them had been in the Prussian army:
+Gleim and Lessing, as secretaries of Prussian generals, and Ewald von
+Kleist, a favorite of the younger literary circles, as an officer,
+until the bullet struck him at Kunersdorf. But still more touching for
+us is the loyal devotion of the Prussian people. The old provinces,
+Prussia, Pomerania, Brandenburg, and Westphalia, were suffering
+unspeakably by the war, but the proud joy of having a share in the
+hero of Europe often lifted even humble men above their own
+sufferings. Citizens and peasants took the field as militiamen again
+and again for years. When a number of recruits from the province of
+Cleves and the county of Ravensberg deserted after a lost battle and
+returned home, the deserters were declared perjurers by their own
+fellow-countrymen and relatives, were excluded from the villages and
+driven back to the army.
+
+Foreign opinion was no less enthusiastic. In the Protestant cantons of
+Switzerland there was as warm sympathy with the King's fate as if the
+descendants of the Ruetli men had never been separated from the German
+empire. There were people there who were made ill by vexation when the
+King's cause was in a bad way. It was the same in England. Every
+victory of the King aroused wild joy in London. Houses were
+illuminated and pictures and laudatory poems offered for sale. In
+Parliament Pitt announced with admiration every new deed of the great
+ally. Even at Paris, in the theatres and salons, people were rather
+Prussian than French. The French derided their own generals and the
+clique of Madame de Pompadour. Whoever was on the side of the French
+arms, so Duclos reports, hardly dared to give expression to his views.
+In St. Petersburg, the grand duke Peter and his party were such good
+Prussians that they grieved in secret at every reverse of Frederick's
+cause. The enthusiasm penetrated even to Turkey and to the Khan of
+Tartary; and this respectful admiration of a whole continent outlasted
+the war. When Hackert, the painter, was traveling through the interior
+of Sicily, a gift of honor of wine and fruit was offered him by the
+city council because they had heard that he was a Prussian, a subject
+of the great King for whom they wished thereby to show their
+reverence; and Muley Ismail, the emperor of Morocco, released without
+any ransom the crew of a ship belonging to a citizen of Emden, whom
+the Berbers had brought prisoner to Mogador, sent them in new clothes
+to Lisbon, and assured them that their King was the greatest man in
+the world, that no Prussian should be a prisoner in his land, and that
+his cruisers would never attack the Prussian flag.
+
+Poor oppressed soul of the German people! Long years had passed since
+the men between the Rhine and the Oder had felt the joy of being
+esteemed above others among the nations of the earth! Now by the magic
+of one man's power everything was transformed. The German citizen,
+awakened as from an anxious dream, looked out upon the world and
+within to his own heart. Men had long vegetated quietly, without a
+past in which they could rejoice, without a great future in which they
+could hope. Now all at once they felt that they, too, had a share in
+the honor and the greatness of the world; that a king and his people,
+all of their blood, had given to the German national idea a golden
+setting, and to the history of civilization a new meaning. Now they
+were experiencing the struggles, ventures, and victories of a great
+man. Work on in your study, peaceful thinker, fantastic dreamer! You
+have learned over-night to look down with a smile upon foreign ways
+and to expect great things of your own talent. Try to realize, now,
+what flows from your heart!
+
+But while the youthful power of the people shook its wings with
+enthusiastic warmth, how did the great prince feel who was struggling
+ceaselessly against his enemies? The inspiring cry of the people rang
+in his ears as a feeble sound. The King heard it almost with
+indifference. His heart grew calmer and colder. To be sure, passionate
+hours of sorrow and heart-rending cares came to him over and over
+again. He kept them hidden from his army; his calm face became harder,
+his brow more deeply furrowed, and his expression more rigid. Only
+before a few intimates he opened his heart from time to time, and then
+for a moment the sorrow of the man who had reached the limits of human
+possibilities broke forth.
+
+Ten days after the battle of Kollin his mother died. A few weeks
+afterward he drove in anger his brother August Wilhelm from the army,
+because he had not been strong enough to lead it. The next year this
+brother died "of sorrow," as the officer of the day announced to the
+King. Shortly after he received the news of the death of his sister at
+Bayreuth. One after another his generals fell by his side, or lost the
+King's confidence, because they were not equal to the superhuman tasks
+of this war. His veterans, the pride of his heart, hardened warriors,
+seasoned in three fierce wars, who, dying, stretched out their hands
+toward him and called his name, were crushed in entire companies about
+him, and what came to fill the broad gaps that death incessantly
+mowed in his army were young men, some good material, but many
+worthless. The King made use of them as he did of others, more
+sternly, more severely. His glance and his word gave courage and
+devotion even to the inferior sort, but still he knew that all this
+was not salvation. His criticism became brief and cutting, his praise
+rare. So he lived on; five summers and winters came and went; the work
+was gigantic; his thinking and scheming was inexhaustible, his eagle
+eye scrutinized searchingly the most remote and petty circumstances,
+and yet there was no change, and no hope anywhere. The King read and
+wrote in leisure hours just as before; he composed verses and kept up
+a correspondence with Voltaire and Algarotti, but he was prepared to
+see all this come soon to an end--a swift and sudden one. He carried
+in his pocket day and night something which could make him free from
+Daun and Laudon. At times the whole affair filled him with disdain.
+
+The letters of the man from whom Germany dates a new epoch in its
+intellectual life deserve to be read with reverence by every German.
+When you find him writing to Frau von Camas, "For the last six years I
+have felt that it is the living, not the dead, for whom one should be
+sorry," if you are shocked by the gloomy energy of his determination
+you must beware of thinking that in it the power of this remarkable
+spirit found its highest expression. It is true that the King had some
+moments of desperation when he longed for death by the enemy's bullet
+in order not to be forced to use the capsule which he carried in his
+pocket. He was indeed fully determined not to ruin the State by living
+as a captive of Austria; to this extent what he writes is terribly
+true. But he was also of a poetic temperament, a child of the century
+which so longed for great deeds and found such immense satisfaction in
+the expression of exalted feelings. He was, to the bottom of his
+heart, a German with the same emotional needs as, for instance, the
+infinitely weaker Klopstock and his admirers. The consideration and
+resolute expression of his final resolve made him freer and more
+cheerful at heart. He wrote to his sister at Bayreuth about it in the
+momentous second year of the war; and this letter is especially
+characteristic, for his sister also was determined not to survive him
+and the downfall of his house; and he approved this decision, to
+which, by the way, he gave little attention in his gloomy satisfaction
+at his own reflections. The two royal children had once secretly
+recited, in the house of their stern father, the parts of French
+tragedies; now their hearts beat again in the single thought of
+freeing themselves by a Catonian death from a life full of
+disappointment, confusion, and suffering. But when the excited and
+nervous sister fell seriously ill, Frederick forgot all his Stoic
+philosophy, and clinging fast to life with a passionate tenderness,
+worried and mourned over her who was the dearest to him of his family.
+When she died, his poignant grief was perhaps increased by the feeling
+that he had interfered in too tragic a manner with a tender woman's
+life. Thus, even in the greatest of all Germans born in the first half
+of the eighteenth century, poetic feelings, and the wish to appear
+beautiful and great, were strangely mingled with the serious realities
+of life. Poor little Professor Semler who, while under the deepest
+emotion, still studied his attitudes and worked over his polite
+phrases, and the great King, who in cool expectation of the hour of
+his death, still wrote of suicide in beautifully balanced
+periods--both were sons of the same age, in which pathos, which had
+not yet found worthy expression in art, luxuriated like climbing
+plants about the realities of life. But the King was greater than his
+philosophy. In reality he never lost his courage, nor the persistent,
+defiant vigor characteristic of the old Germans, nor the secret hope
+which a man needs in every difficult task.
+
+And he held out. The forces of his enemies grew weaker, their generals
+were worn out, and their armies were scattered. Finally Russia
+withdrew from the coalition. This, and the King's last victories,
+turned the balance. He had won. He had not only conquered Silesia, but
+vindicated its possession for his Prussian kingdom. But while his
+people rejoiced, and the loyal citizens of his capital prepared a
+festive reception for him, he shunned their merrymaking and withdrew
+silent and alone to Sans Souci. He said that he wished to spend his
+remaining days in peace, living for his people.
+
+In the first twenty-three years of his reign he had struggled
+and fought to maintain his power against the world. Twenty-three
+years more he was destined to rule peacefully over his people as
+a wise, stern patriarch. He guided his State with the greatest
+self-denial, though with insistence on his own ways, striving for
+the greatest things, but yet in full control even of the smallest.
+Many of his ideas have been left behind by the advance of modern
+civilization--they were the result of the experiences of his youth
+and early manhood. Thought was to be free; every man to think what he
+pleased, but to do his duty as a citizen. He himself subordinated his
+comfort and his expenditures to the welfare of the State, meeting the
+whole expense of the royal household with some two hundred thousand
+thalers; thinking first of the advantage of his people and last of
+himself. His subjects, in their turn, he felt should bear cheerfully
+whatever duties and burdens he imposed upon them. Every one was to
+remain in the station in which birth and education had placed him. The
+noblemen were to be landholders and officers; to the citizens belonged
+the towns, trade, manufacturing, instruction, and invention; to the
+peasant, the land and the menial work. But in his sphere each one was
+to be prosperous and happy. Equal, strict, ready justice for every
+one; no favors to the highborn and rich--rather, in case of doubt, the
+humble should have the preference. To increase the number of useful
+men; to make every activity as profitable and as perfect as possible;
+to buy as little as possible abroad; to produce everything at home,
+exporting the surplus--these were the leading principles of his social
+and economic theories. He exerted himself incessantly to increase the
+acreage of arable land, and to provide new places for settlers. Swamps
+were drained, lakes drawn off, dikes thrown up. Canals were dug and
+money advanced to found new factories. At the instigation and with the
+financial support of the government cities and villages were rebuilt,
+more solid and sanitary than they had been before. The farmers' credit
+system, fire insurance societies, and the Royal Bank were founded.
+Everywhere public schools were established. Educated people were
+brought in from abroad; the government officials everywhere were
+required to be educated, and regulated by examination and strict
+inspection. It is the duty of the historian to enumerate and praise
+all this, if also to mention some unsuccessful attempts of the King,
+which were inevitable owing to his endeavor to control everything
+himself.
+
+The King cared for all his lands, and by no means least for his child
+of sorrow, the newly won Silesia. When he conquered this great
+district it had a few more than a million inhabitants. They realized
+vividly the contrast between the easy-going Austrian management and
+the precise, restless, stirring rule of Prussia. In Vienna the
+catalogue of prohibited books had been larger than at Rome; now bales
+of books came incessantly from Germany into the province, reading and
+buying were astonishingly free, even printed attacks upon the
+sovereign himself. In Austria it was the privilege of the aristocracy
+to wear foreign cloth. When the father of Frederick the Great of
+Prussia had forbidden the importation of cloth, he had first of all
+dressed himself and his princes in domestic goods. In Vienna no office
+had been considered aristocratic if it implied anything but a nominal
+function; all the actual work was a matter for subordinates. A
+chamberlain stood higher than a veteran general or minister. In
+Prussia even the highest born was little esteemed if he was not useful
+to the State, and the King himself was a most exact official, who
+watched and scolded over every thousand thalers saved or spent. Any
+one in Austria who left the Catholic Church was punished with
+confiscation of property and banishment; under the Prussians anybody
+could leave or join any church--that was his own affair. Under the
+imperial rule the government had been, on the whole, negligent if it
+had been forced to occupy itself with any matter; the Prussian
+officials had their noses and their hands in everything. In spite of
+the three Silesian wars the province grew to be far more prosperous
+than it had been under the Empire. Up to this time a hundred years had
+not been sufficient to wipe out the visible traces of the Thirty
+Years' War. The people remembered well how in the cities the heaps of
+rubbish from the time of the Swedish invasions had lain about, and
+between the remaining houses there were patches of waste ground
+blackened by fire. Many small cities still had log houses in the old
+Slavic style, with thatched or shingled roofs, patched up shabbily
+from time to time. In a few decades the Prussians removed the traces
+not only of former devastations, but also of the recent Seven Years'
+War. Frederick laid out several hundred new villages, had fifteen
+good-sized towns rebuilt in regular streets--largely with funds from
+the royal treasury--and had compelled the landed proprietors to
+restore several thousand farms which they had abolished as individual
+holdings, and install upon them tenants with rights of succession.
+Under the Empire the taxes had been lower, but they had been unfairly
+distributed and had fallen chiefly upon the poor, the nobility being
+exempt from the greater part of them. The collection was imperfect,
+much was embezzled or poorly applied; relatively little came into the
+imperial treasury. The Prussians, on the contrary, divided the country
+into small districts, appraised every acre of land, and in a few years
+abolished almost all exemptions. The outlying country now paid its
+land taxes and the cities their excise duties. So the province bore
+the double burden with greater ease, and no one but the privileged
+classes grumbled; and with all this, it could maintain forty thousand
+soldiers, whereas formerly there had been in the province only about
+two thousand. Before 1740 the nobility had lived _en grand seigneur_.
+All who were Catholic and rich lived in Vienna. Everybody else who
+could raise enough money betook himself to Breslau. Now the majority
+of landholders lived on their estates, the poverty-stricken nobles
+disappeared, the nobility knew that the King honored them if they
+looked after the cultivation of the land, and that the new master
+showed cold contempt to those who neither managed their estates nor
+filled civil or military positions. Formerly lawsuits had been endless
+and expensive, hardly to be carried through without bribery and
+sacrifice of money. Now it was observed that the number of lawyers
+decreased, so quickly came the decisions. Under the Austrians, to be
+sure, the caravan trade with the East had been greater; the people of
+the Bukowina and Hungary, and also the Poles, turned elsewhere and
+were already looking toward Trieste; but in place of this, new
+manufacturing industries arose; wool and textiles, and in the mountain
+valleys a flourishing linen industry. Many found the new era
+uncomfortable, many were really incommoded by its severity; but few
+dared to deny that on the whole things had been greatly improved.
+
+But another thing in the Prussian system was astonishing to the
+Silesians, and soon gained a secret power over their minds. This was
+the Spartan spirit of devotion on the part of the King's servants,
+which appeared so frequently even among the humblest officials; for
+instance, the revenue collectors, never popular even before the
+introduction of the French system. In this case they were retired
+subaltern officers, veteran soldiers of the King, who had won his
+battles for him and grown gray in powder smoke. They sat now by the
+gates smoking their pipes; with their very small pay they could
+indulge in no luxuries; but they were on the spot from early morning
+until late at night, doing their duty skilfully, precisely and
+quickly, as old soldiers are wont to do. Their minds were always on
+their service; it was their honor and their pride. For years to come
+old Silesians from the time of the great King used to tell their
+grandchildren how the punctuality, strictness, and honesty of the
+Prussian officials had astonished them. In every district
+headquarters, for instance, there was a tax collector. He lived in his
+little office, which was perhaps also his bedroom, and collected in a
+great wooden bowl the land taxes, which the village officials brought
+into his room monthly on an appointed day. Many thousand thalers were
+entered on the lists, and were delivered, to the last penny, to the
+great main treasuries. The pay too of such a man was small. He sat and
+collected and stowed in purses until his hair became white and his
+trembling hands were no longer able to manage the two-groschen pieces.
+And it was the pride of his life that the King knew him personally,
+and if he ever drove through the place would silently look at him from
+his great eyes, while the horses were being changed, or, if he was
+very gracious, give him a slight nod. With respect and a certain awe
+the people looked upon even these subordinate servants of the new
+principle, and the Silesians were not alone in this. Something new had
+come into the world in general. It was not a mere figure of speech
+when Frederick called himself the foremost servant of his State. As he
+had taught his wild nobility on the battlefield that it was the
+highest honor to die for the Fatherland, so his untiring, faithful
+care forced upon the soul of the least of his servants in the distant
+border towns the great idea of the duty of living and working first of
+all for the good of his King and his country.
+
+When the province of Prussia was forced, in the Seven Years' War, to
+do homage to Empress Elizabeth, and remained for several years
+incorporated in the Russian Empire, the officers of the district found
+means nevertheless to raise money and grain for their King in secret,
+and in spite of a foreign army and government. Great skill was used to
+accomplish the transportation. There were many in the secret, but not
+a traitor among them. In disguise they stole through the Russian lines
+at the risk of their lives, although they knew that they would reap
+small thanks from the King, who did not care for his East Prussians at
+all. He spoke contemptuously of them, and showed them unwillingly the
+favors which he bestowed on the other provinces. His face turned to
+stone whenever he learned that one of his young officers was born
+between the Memel and the Vistula, and after the war he never trod on
+East Prussian soil. But this conduct did not disturb the East
+Prussians in their admiration. They clung with faithful love to
+their ungracious lord, and his best and most enthusiastic eulogist was
+Emanuel Kant.
+
+Life in the King's service was serious, often hard--work and
+deprivation without end. It was difficult even for the best to satisfy
+the strict master; and the greatest devotion received but curt thanks.
+If a man was worn out he was likely to be coldly cast aside. There was
+work without end everywhere: something new, something beginning, some
+scaffolding of an unfinished structure. To a foreign visitor this life
+did not seem at all graceful; it was austere, monotonous, and rude,
+with little beauty or carefree cheerfulness. And as the King's
+bachelor household, his taciturn servants, and the submissive
+intimates under the trees of the quiet garden, gave a foreign guest
+the impression of a monastery, so in all Prussian institutions he
+found something of the renunciation and the discipline of a great busy
+monastic brotherhood.
+
+For something of this spirit had been transmitted even to the people
+themselves. Today we honor in this an undying merit of Frederick II.,
+for this spirit of abnegation is still the secret of the greatness of
+the Prussian State, and the final and best guarantee of its
+permanence. The artfully constructed machine which the great King had
+set up with so much intelligence and effectiveness was not to last
+forever; twenty years after his death it broke down; but in the fact
+that the State did not perish with it, that the intelligence and
+patriotism of the citizens were able of their own accord to establish
+under his successors a new life on a new basis, we see the secret of
+Frederick's greatness.
+
+Nine years after the close of the last war which was fought for the
+possession of Silesia, Frederick increased his domain by a new
+acquisition, not much less in area, but thinly populated--the Polish
+districts which have since become German territory under the name of
+West Prussia.
+
+If the King's claims to Silesia had been doubtful, all the acumen of
+his officials was now needed to make a show of some uncertain right to
+portions of the new acquisition. About this the King himself was
+little concerned. He had defended before the world with almost
+superhuman heroism the occupation of Silesia. This province was united
+to Prussia by streams of blood. In the case of West Prussia the craft
+of the politician did the work almost alone, and for a long time the
+conqueror lacked in public opinion that justification for his action
+which, as it seems, is given by the horrors of war and the capricious
+fortune of the battlefield. But this last acquisition of the King's,
+though wanting in the thunder of guns and the trumpets of victory, was
+yet, of all the great gifts which the German people owe to Frederick
+II., the greatest and most abounding in fortunate consequences.
+Through several hundred years the Germans had been divided and hemmed
+in and encroached upon by neighbors greedy for conquest; the great
+King was the first conqueror who again pushed the German boundaries
+toward the east. A hundred years after his great ancestor had in vain
+defended the fortresses of the Rhine against Louis XIV., Frederick
+gave the Germans again the explicit admonition that it was their duty
+to carry law, education, liberty, culture, and industry into the east
+of Europe. His whole territory, with the exception of a few Old Saxon
+districts, had been originally German, then Slavic, then again won
+from the Slavs by fierce wars or colonization; never since the
+migrations of the Middle Ages had the struggle ceased for the broad
+plains east of the Oder; never since the conquest of Brandenburg had
+this house forgotten that it was the warden of the German border.
+Whenever wars ceased the politicians were busy. The Elector Frederick
+William had freed Prussia, the territory of the Teutonic Knights, from
+feudal allegiance to Poland. Frederick I. had boldly raised this
+isolated colony to a kingdom. But the possession of East Prussia was
+insecure. It was not the corrupt republic of Poland which threatened
+danger, but the rising power of Russia. Frederick had learned to
+respect the Russians as enemies; he knew the soaring ambition of
+Empress Catherine, and as a prudent prince seized the right moment.
+The new territory--Pomerelia, the _voivodeship_ (administrative
+province) of Kulm and Marienburg, the bishopric of Ermeland, the city
+of Elbing, a portion of Cujavia, a portion of Posen--united East
+Prussia with Pomerania and Brandenburg. It had always been a border
+land. Since the early times people of different races had crowded into
+the coasts of the Baltic: Germans, Slavs, Lithuanians, and Finns. From
+the thirteenth century the Germans had made their way into this
+Vistula country as founders of cities and agriculturists: Teutonic
+Knights, merchants, pious monks, German noblemen and peasants. On both
+sides of the Vistula arose the towers and boundary stones of German
+colonies--supreme among them the magnificent city of Danzig, the
+Venice of the Baltic, the great seaport of the Slavic countries, with
+its rich St. Mary's Church and the palaces of its merchant princes;
+and beyond it on another arm of the Vistula, its modest rival, Elbing:
+farther up, the stately towers and broad avenues of Marienburg; near
+it the great princely castle of the Teutonic order, the most beautiful
+architectural monument of Northern Germany; and in the Vistula valley,
+on a rich alluvial soil, the old prosperous colonial estates: one of
+the most productive countries of the world, protected against the
+devastations of the Slavic stream by massive dikes dating back to the
+days of the Knights. Still farther up were Marienwerder, Graudenz,
+Kulm, and in the low lands of the Netze, Bromberg, the centre of the
+German border colonies among a Polish population. Smaller German towns
+and village communities were scattered through the whole territory,
+and the rich Cistercian monasteries of Oliva and Peplin had been
+zealous colonizers. But in the fifteenth century the tyrannical
+severity of the Teutonic order had driven the German cities and
+landowners of West Prussia to an alliance with Poland.
+
+The Reformation of the sixteenth century won the submission not only
+of the German colonists but of three-quarters of the nobility in the
+great republic of Poland; and toward 1590 about seventy out of a
+hundred parishes in the Slavic district of Pomerelia were Protestant.
+It seemed for a short time as if a new commonwealth and a new culture
+were about to develop in the Slavic East--a great Polish State with
+German elements in the cities. But the introduction of the Jesuits
+brought an unsalutary change. The Polish nobility returned to the
+Catholic Church: in the Jesuit schools their sons were trained to
+proselytizing fanaticism, and from that time on the Polish State
+declined, conditions becoming worse and worse.
+
+The attitude of the Germans in West Prussia was not uniform toward the
+proselytizing Jesuits and Slavic tyranny. A large proportion of the
+immigrant German nobles became Catholic and Polish; the townsmen and
+peasants remained for the most part obstinately Protestant. So there
+was added to the conflict in language conflict in religious creed, and
+to race hatred a religious frenzy. In this century of enlightenment
+the persecution of Germans in these districts became fanatical. One
+church after another was torn down, the wooden ones set on fire, and
+after the church was burned the village had lost its right to a
+parish: German preachers and school teachers were driven out and
+disgracefully maltreated. "_Vexa Lutheranum dabit thalerum_" ("harry a
+Lutheran and he will give up a thaler") was the usual motto of the
+Poles against the Germans. One of the greatest landowners in the
+country, a certain Unruh of the Birnbaum family, the starost of
+Gnesen, was sentenced to die, after having his tongue pulled out and
+his hands chopped off, because he had copied from German books into a
+notebook sarcastic remarks about the Jesuits. There was no more
+justice, no more safety. The national party of the Polish nobility, in
+alliance with fanatic priests, persecuted most passionately those whom
+they hated as Germans and Protestants. All sorts of plunder-loving
+rabble collected on the side of the "patriots" or "confederates." They
+collected into bands, overran the country in search of plunder, and
+fell upon the smaller towns and German villages, not only from
+religious zeal, but still more from the greed of booty. The Polish
+nobleman Roskowsky wore boots of different colors, a red one to
+indicate fire, and a black one for death. Thus he rode, levying
+blackmail, from one place to another, and in Jastrow he had the hands,
+the feet, and finally the head of the Protestant preacher Willich cut
+off and thrown into a swamp. This happened in 1768.
+
+Such was the condition of the country just before the Prussian
+occupation. It was a state of things that might perhaps be found now
+in Bosnia, but would be unheard of in the most wretched corner of
+Christian Europe.
+
+While still only a boy of twelve in the palace in Berlin, Frederick
+the Great had been reminded by his father's anger and sorrow that the
+kings of Prussia had a duty as protectors toward the German colonies
+on the Vistula. For in 1724 a loud call from that quarter for help had
+rung through Germany, and the bloody tragedy at Thorn became an
+important subject of public interest and of diplomacy. During a
+procession which the Jesuits were conducting through the city, some
+Polish nobles of the Jesuit college had insulted some citizens and
+schoolboys, and the angered populace had broken into the Jesuit school
+and college and inflicted damage. This petty street-riot had been
+brought up in the Polish parliament, sitting as a trial court, and the
+parliament, after a passionate speech by the leader of the Jesuits,
+had condemned to death the two burgomasters of the city and sixteen
+citizens; whereupon the Jesuit party hastened to put to death the head
+burgomaster, Roessner, and nine citizens, in some cases with barbarous
+cruelty. The church of St. Mary was taken from the Protestants, the
+clergymen driven out, and the school closed. King Frederick William
+had tried in vain at the time to help the unfortunate city. He had
+prevailed upon all the neighboring powers to send stern notes, and had
+felt himself bitterly grieved and humiliated when all his
+representations were disregarded; now after fifty years his son came
+to put an end to this barbarous disorder, and to unite again with
+Prussia this land which before the Polish sovereignty had belonged to
+the Teutonic order.
+
+[Illustration: FREDERICK THE GREAT ON A PLEASURE TRIP
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Danzig, to be sure, indispensable to the Poles, maintained itself
+through these decades of disorder in aristocratic seclusion. It
+remained a free city under Slavic protection, for a long time
+suspicious of the great King and not well disposed toward him. Thorn
+also had to wait twenty years longer in oppression, separated from the
+other German colonies, as a Polish border city. But the energetic
+assistance of the King saved the country and most of the German towns
+from destruction. The Prussian officials who were sent into the
+country were astonished at the desolation of the unheard-of situation
+which existed but a few days' journey from their capital. Only certain
+larger towns, in which the German life had been protected by strong
+walls and the old market traffic, and some sheltered country
+districts, inhabited exclusively by Germans (such as the lowlands near
+Danzig, the villages under the mild rule of the Cistercians of Oliva,
+and the prosperous German places of the Catholic Ermeland), were left
+in tolerable condition. Other towns lay in ruins, as did most of the
+farmsteads of the open country. The Prussians found Bromberg, a German
+colonial city, in ruins; and it is even yet impossible to determine
+exactly how the city came into that condition. In fact, the
+vicissitudes which the whole Netze district had undergone in the last
+nine years before the Prussian occupation are completely unknown. No
+historian, no document, no chronicle, gives reports of the destruction
+and the slaughter which must have raged there. Evidently the Polish
+factions fought between themselves, and crop failures and pestilence
+may have done the rest. Kulm had preserved from an earlier time its
+well-built walls and stately churches, but in the streets the
+foundation walls of the cellars stood out of the decaying wood and
+broken tiles of the crumbled buildings. There were whole streets of
+nothing but such cellar rooms in which wretched people lived. Of the
+forty houses of the main market-place twenty-eight had no doors, no
+roofs, no windows, and no owners. Other cities were in a similar
+condition.
+
+The majority of the country people also lived in circumstances which
+seemed pitiable to the King's officers, especially on the borders of
+Pomerania, where the Wendish Cassubians dwelt. Whoever approached a
+village there saw gray huts with ragged thatch on a bare plain without
+a tree, without a garden--only the wild cherry-trees were indigenous.
+The houses were built of poles daubed with clay. The entrance door
+opened into a room with a great fireplace and no chimney; heating
+stoves were unknown. Seldom was a candle lighted, only pineknots
+brightened the darkness of the long winter evenings. The chief article
+of the wretched furniture was a crucifix with a holy water basin
+below. The filthy and uncouth people lived on rye porridge, often on
+herbs which they cooked like cabbage in a soup, on herrings, and on
+brandy, to which women as well as men were addicted. Bread was baked
+only by the richest. Many had never in their lives tasted such a
+delicacy; few villages had an oven. If the people ever kept bees they
+sold the honey to the city dwellers, they also trafficked in carved
+spoons and stolen bark; in exchange for these they got at the fairs
+their coarse blue cloth coats, black fur caps, and bright red
+kerchiefs for the women. Looms were rare and spinning-wheels were
+unknown. The Prussians heard there no popular songs, no dances, no
+music--pleasures which even the most wretched Pole does not give up;
+stupid and clumsy, the people drank their wretched brandy, fought, and
+fell into the corners. And the country nobility were hardly different
+from the peasants; they drove their own primitive plows and clattered
+about in wooden shoes on the earthen floors of their cottages. It was
+difficult even for the King of Prussia to help these people. Only the
+potato spread quickly; but for a long time the fruit-trees which had
+been planted by order were destroyed by the people, and all other
+attempts at promoting agriculture met with opposition.
+
+Just as poverty-stricken and ruined were the border districts with a
+Polish population. But the Polish peasant in all his poverty and
+disorder at least kept the greater vivacity of his race. Even on the
+estates of the higher nobility, of the starosts, and of the crown, all
+the farm buildings were dilapidated and useless. Any one who wished to
+send a letter must employ a special messenger, for there was no post
+in the country. To be sure, no need was felt of one in the villages,
+for most of the nobility knew no more of reading and writing than the
+peasants. If any one fell ill, he found no help but the secret
+remedies of some old village crone, for there was not an apothecary in
+the whole country. If any one needed a coat he could do no better than
+take needle in hand himself--for many miles there was no tailor,
+unless one of the trade made a trip through the country on the chances
+of finding work. If any one wished to build a house he must provide
+for artisans from the West as best he could. The country people were
+still living in a hopeless struggle with the packs of wolves, and
+there were few villages in which every winter men and animals were not
+decimated. If the smallpox broke out, or any other contagious disease
+came upon the country, the people saw the white image of pestilence
+flying through the air and alighting upon their cottages; they knew
+what such an apparition meant: it was the desolation of their homes,
+the wiping out of whole communities; and with gloomy resignation they
+awaited their fate. There was hardly anything like justice in the
+country. Only the larger cities maintained powerless courts. The
+noblemen and the starosts inflicted their punishments with
+unrestrained caprice. They habitually beat and threw into horrible
+dungeons not only the peasants but the citizens of the country towns
+who were ruled by them or fell into their hands. In the quarrels which
+they had with one another, they fought by bribery in the few courts
+which had jurisdiction over them. In later years that too had almost
+ceased. They sought vengeance with their own resources, by sudden
+onslaughts and bloody sword-play.
+
+It was in reality an abandoned country without discipline, without
+law, without masters. It was a desert; on about 13,000 square miles
+500,000 people lived, less than forty to a square mile. And the
+Prussian King treated his acquisition like an uninhabited prairie. He
+located boundary stones almost at his pleasure, then moved them some
+miles farther again. Up to the present time the tradition remains in
+Ermeland, the district around Heilberg and Braunsberg, with twelve
+towns and a hundred villages, that two Prussian drummers with twelve
+men conquered all Ermeland with four drumsticks. And then the King in
+his magnificent manner began to build up the country. He was attracted
+by precisely these run-down conditions, and West Prussia henceforth
+became, as Silesia had been before, his favorite child, which with
+infinite care, like a dutiful mother, he washed and brushed, provided
+with new clothes, forced into school and good behavior, and never let
+out of his sight. The diplomatic negotiations about the conquest were
+still going on when he sent a troop of his best officials into the
+wilderness. The territory was subdivided into small districts, in the
+shortest possible time the whole land area was appraised and equitably
+taxed, each district provided with a provincial magistrate, with a
+court, and with post-offices and sanitary police. New parishes were
+called into life as if by magic, a company of 187 school teachers was
+brought into the country--the worthy Semler had chosen and drilled
+part of them--and squads of German artisans were got together, from
+the machinist down to the brickmaker. Everywhere was heard the bustle
+of digging, hammering, building. The cities were filled with
+colonists, street after street rose from the ruins, the estates of the
+starosts were changed into crown estates, new villages of colonists
+were laid out, new agricultural enterprises ordered. In the first year
+after the occupation the great canal was dug, which in a course of a
+dozen miles or so unites the Vistula by way of the Netze with the Oder
+and the Elbe. A year after the King issued the order for the canal he
+saw with his own eyes laden Oder barges 120 feet long enter the
+Vistula, bound east. Through the new waterway broad stretches of land
+were drained and immediately filled with German colonists. Incessantly
+the King urged on, praised, and censured. However great the zeal of
+his officials was, it was seldom able to satisfy him. In this way, in
+a few years, the wild Slavic weeds which had sprung up here and there
+even over the German fields were brought under control, and the Polish
+districts, too, got used to the orderliness of the new life; and West
+Prussia showed itself, in the wars after 1806, almost as stoutly
+Prussian as the old provinces.
+
+While the gray-haired King planned and created, year after year passed
+over his thoughtful head. His surroundings became stiller and more
+solitary; the circle of men whom he took into his confidence became
+smaller. He had laid aside his flute, and the new French literature
+appeared to him shallow and tedious. Sometimes it seemed to him as if
+a new life were budding under him in Germany, but he was a stranger to
+it. He worked untiringly for his army and for the prosperity of his
+people; the instruments he used were of less and less importance to
+him, while his feeling for the great duties of his crown became ever
+loftier and more passionate.
+
+But just as his seven years' struggle in war may be called superhuman,
+so now there was in his work something tremendous, which appeared to
+his contemporaries sometimes more than earthly and sometimes inhuman.
+It was great, but it was also terrible, that for him the prosperity of
+the whole was at any moment the highest thing, and the comfort of the
+individual so utterly nothing. When he drove out of the service with
+bitter censure, in the presence of his men, a colonel whose regiment
+had made a vexatious mistake on review; when in the swamp land of the
+Netze he counted more the strokes of the 10,000 spades than the
+sufferings of the workmen who lay ill with malarial fever in the
+hospitals he had erected for them; when he anticipated with his
+restless demands the most rapid execution, there was, though united
+with the deepest respect and devotion, a feeling of awe among his
+people, as before one whose being is moved by some unearthly power. He
+appeared to the Prussians as the fate of the State, unaccountable,
+inexorable, omniscient, comprehending the greatest as well as the
+smallest. And when they told each other that he had also tried to
+overcome Nature, and that yet his orange trees had perished in the
+last frosts of spring, then they quietly rejoiced that there was a
+limit for their King after all, but still more that he had submitted
+to it with such good-humor and had taken off his hat to the cold days
+of May.
+
+With touching sympathy the people collected all the incidents of the
+King's life which showed human feeling, and thus gave an intimate
+picture of him. Lonesome as his house and garden were, the imagination
+of his Prussians hovered incessantly around the consecrated place. If
+any one on a warm moonlight night succeeded in getting into the
+vicinity of the palace, he found the doors open, perhaps without a
+guard, and he could see the great King sleeping in his room on a camp
+bed. The fragrance of the flowers, the song of the night birds, the
+quiet moonlight, were the only guards, almost the only courtiers of
+the lonely man. Fourteen times the oranges bloomed at Sans Souci after
+the acquisition of West Prussia--then Nature asserted her rights over
+the great King. He died alone, with but his servants about him.
+
+He had set out in his prime with an ambitious spirit and had wrested
+from fate all the great and magnificent prizes of life. A prince of
+poets and philosophers, a historian and general, no triumph which he
+had won had satisfied him. All earthly glory had become to him
+fortuitous, uncertain and worthless, and he had kept only his iron
+sense of duty incessantly active. His soul had grown up and out of the
+dangerous habit of alternating between warm enthusiasm and sober
+keenness of perception. Once he had idealized with poetic caprice some
+individuals, and despised the masses that surrounded him. But in the
+struggles of his life he lost all selfishness, he lost almost
+everything which was personally dear to him; and at last came to set
+little value upon the individual, while the need of living for the
+whole grew stronger and stronger in him. With the most refined
+selfishness he had desired the greatest things for himself, and
+unselfishly at last he gave himself for the common good and the
+happiness of the humble people. He had entered upon life as an
+idealist, and even the most terrible experiences had not destroyed
+these ideals but ennobled and purified them. He had sacrificed many
+men for his State, but no one so completely as himself.
+
+Such a phenomenon appeared unusual and great to his contemporaries; it
+seems still greater to us who can trace even today in the character of
+our people, in our political life, and in our art and literature, the
+influence of his activities.
+
+ * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE LIFE OF THEODOR FONTANE
+
+By WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+Theodor Fontane was by both his parents a descendant of French
+Huguenots. His grandfather Fontane, while teaching the princes of
+Prussia the art of drawing, won the friendship of Queen Luise, who
+later appointed him her private secretary. Our poet's father, Louis
+Fontane, served his apprenticeship as an apothecary in Berlin. In 1818
+the stately Gascon married Emilie Labry, whose ancestors had come from
+the Cevennes, not far from the region whence the Fontanes had
+emigrated to Germany. The young couple moved to Neu-Ruppin, where they
+bought an apothecary's shop. Here Theodor was born on the thirtieth of
+December, 1819.
+
+Louis Fontane was irresponsible and fantastic, full of _bonhomie_, and
+an engaging story teller. He possessed a "stupendous" fund of
+anecdotes of Napoleon and his marshals, and told them with such charm
+that his son acquired an unusual fondness for anecdotes, which he
+indulges extensively in some of his writings, particularly the
+autobiographical works and books of travel. The problem of making both
+ends meet seems to have occupied the father less than the
+gratification of his "noble passions," chief among which was card
+playing. He gambled away so much money that in eight years he was
+forced to sell his business and move to other parts. He purposely
+continued the search for a new business as long as possible, but
+finally bought an apothecary's shop in Swinemuende.
+
+His young wife was passionate and independent, energetic and
+practical, but unselfish. To her husband's democratic tendency she
+opposed a strong aristocratic leaning. Their ill fortune in Neu-Ruppin
+affected her nerves so seriously that she went to Berlin for treatment
+while the family was moving.
+
+In Swinemuende the father put the children in the public school, but
+when the aristocratic mother arrived from Berlin she took them out,
+and for a time the little ones were taught at home. The unindustrious
+father was prevailed upon to divide with the mother the burden of
+teaching them and undertook the task with a mild protest, employing
+what he humorously designated the "Socratic method." He taught
+geography and history together, chiefly by means of anecdotes, with
+little regard for accuracy or thoroughness. Though his method was far
+from Socratic, it interested young Theodor and left an impression on
+him for life. His mother confined her efforts mainly to the
+cultivation of a good appearance and gentle manners, for, as one might
+perhaps expect of the daughter of a French silk merchant, she valued
+outward graces above inward culture, and she avowedly had little
+respect for the authority of scholars and books.
+
+After a while an arrangement was made whereby Theodor shared for two
+years the private lessons given by a Dr. Lau to the children of a
+neighbor, and "whatever backbone his knowledge possessed" he owed to
+this instruction. A similar arrangement was made with the private
+tutor who succeeded Dr. Lau. He had the children learn the most of
+Schiller's ballads by heart. Fontane always remained grateful for
+this, probably because it was as a writer of ballads that he first won
+recognition. If we look upon the ballad as a poetically heightened
+form of anecdote we discover an element of unity in his early
+education, and that will help us to understand why the technique of
+his novels shows such a marked influence of the ballad.
+
+"How were we children trained?" asks Fontane in _My Childhood Years_.
+"Not at all, and excellently," is his answer, referring to the lack of
+strict parental discipline in the home and to the quiet influence of
+his mother's example.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission Berlin Photo Co, New York_
+THEODOR FONTANE HANNS FECHNER]
+
+Among the notable events of the five years Theodor spent in
+Swinemuende, were the liberation of Greece, the war between Russia and
+Turkey, the conquest of Algiers, the revolution in France, the
+separation of Belgium from Holland, and the Polish insurrection.
+Little wonder that the lad watched eagerly for the arrival of the
+newspapers and quickly devoured their contents.
+
+In Swinemuende the family again lived beyond their means. The father's
+extravagance and his passion for gambling showed no signs of
+abatement. The mother was very generous in the giving of presents, for
+she said that what money they had would be spent anyhow and it might
+as well go for some useful purpose. The city being a popular summer
+resort, they had a great many guests from Berlin during the season,
+and in the winter they frequently entertained Swinemuende friends.
+
+Theodor left home at the age of twelve to begin his preparation for
+life. The first year he spent at the gymnasium in Neu-Ruppin. The
+following year (1833) he was sent to an industrial school in Berlin.
+There he lived with his uncle August, whose character and financial
+management remind one of our poet's father. Theodor was irregular in
+his attendance at school and showed more interest in the newspapers
+and magazines than in his studies. At the age of sixteen he became the
+apprentice of a Berlin apothecary with the expectation of eventually
+succeeding his father in business. After serving his apprenticeship he
+was employed as assistant dispenser by apothecaries in Berlin, Burg,
+Leipzig, and Dresden. When he reached the age of thirty he became a
+full-fledged dispenser and was in a position to manage the business of
+his father, but the latter had long ago retired and moved to the
+village of Letschin. The Fontane home was later broken up by the
+mutual agreement of the parents to dissolve their unhappy union. The
+father went first to Eberswalde and then to Schiffmuehle, where he died
+in 1867; the mother returned to Neu-Ruppin and died there in 1869.
+
+The beginning of Theodor's first published story appeared in the
+_Berliner Figaro_ a few days before he was twenty years of age. The
+same organ had previously contained some of his lyrics and ballads.
+The budding poet had belonged to a Lenau Club and the fondness he had
+there acquired for Lenau's poetry remained unchanged throughout his
+long life, which is more than can be said of many literary products
+that won his admiration in youth. He also joined a Platen Club, which
+afforded him less literary stimulus, but far more social pleasure.
+During his year in Leipzig he brought himself to the notice of
+literary circles by the publication, in the _Tageblatt_, of a
+satirical poem entitled _Shakespeare's Stocking_. As a result he was
+made a member of the Herwegh Club, where he met, among others, the
+celebrated Max Mueller, who remained his life-long friend. After a year
+in Dresden Fontane returned to Leipzig, hoping to be able to support
+himself there by his writings. He made the venture too soon. When he
+ran short of funds he visited his parents for a while and then went to
+Berlin to serve his year in the army (1844). He was granted a furlough
+of two weeks for a trip to London at the expense of a friend. In
+Berlin he joined a Sunday Club, humorously called the "Tunnel over the
+Spree," at the meetings of which original literary productions were
+read and frankly criticised. During the middle of the nineteenth
+century almost all the poetic lights of Berlin were members of the
+"Tunnel." Heyse, Storm, and Dahn were on the roll, and Fontane came
+into touch with them; he and Storm remained friends in spite of the
+fact that Storm once called him "frivolous." Fontane later evened the
+score by classing Storm among the "sacred kiss monopolists." The most
+productive members of the Club during this period (1844-54) were
+Fontane, Scherenberg, Hesekiel, and Heinrich Smidt. Smidt, sometimes
+called the Marryat of Germany, was a prolific spinner of yarns, which
+were interesting, though of a low quality. He employed, however, many
+of the same motives that Fontane later put to better use. Hesekiel was
+a voluminous writer of light fiction. From him Fontane learned to
+discard high-sounding phrases and to cultivate the true-to-life tone
+of spoken speech. Scherenberg, enthusiastically heralded as the
+founder of a new epic style, confined himself largely to poetic
+descriptions of battles.
+
+When Fontane joined the "Tunnel" the particular _genre_ of poetry in
+vogue at the meetings was the ballad, due to Strachwitz's clever
+imitations of Scottish models. Fontane's lyrics were too much like
+Herwegh's to win applause, but his ballads were enthusiastically
+received. One, in celebration of Derfflinger, established his standing
+in the Club, and one in honor of Zieten brought him permanently into
+favor with a wider public; these poems were composed in 1846. Two
+years later he read two books that for a long time determined his
+literary trend--Percy's _Reliques of Ancient English Poetry_ and
+Scott's _Minstrelsy of the Scottish Border_. He began to write ballads
+on English subjects and one of them, _Archibald Douglas_, created a
+great sensation at the "Tunnel" meeting and has ever since maintained
+its place among the best German poems. Its popularity is partly due to
+the fact that it was so appropriately set to music by Carl Loewe. When
+Fontane returned to Berlin in 1852, after a summer's absence in
+England, he felt estranged from the "Tunnel" and ceased attending the
+meetings. Two noblemen members, von Lepel and von Merckel, who had
+become his friends, introduced him to the country nobility of the Mark
+of Brandenburg, which enabled him to make valuable additions to his
+portfolio of studies later drawn upon for his novels, among others,
+_Effi Briest_.
+
+In 1847 Fontane passed the apothecary's examination by a "hair's
+breadth" and soon found employment in Berlin. In the March Revolution
+(1848) he played a comical role, but was subsequently elected a
+delegate to the first convention to choose a representative. For a
+year and a quarter he taught two deaconesses pharmacy at an
+institution called "Bethany." When that employment came to an end he
+decided that the hoped-for time had finally arrived to give up the
+dispensing of medicines and earn his living by his pen. Some of his
+new ballads were accepted by the _Morgenblatt_, and a volume of
+verses, dedicated to his fiancee, found a publisher. When news arrived
+of the victory of Denmark over Schleswig-Holstein at Idstedt (1850) he
+set out for Kiel to enlist in the army. In Altona he received a letter
+offering him a position in the press department of the Prussian
+Ministry of the Interior. He accepted immediately and at the same time
+wrote to Emilie Kummer, to whom he had been engaged for five years,
+proposing that they should be married in October. She hastened to
+secure an apartment in Berlin and furnish it, and the wedding was
+celebrated on the sixteenth of October. Fontane thought he had entered
+the harbor of success, but he lost his ministerial position in six
+weeks and was again at sea. He had, however, a companion ready to
+share his trials and triumphs, and their union proved to be very
+happy.
+
+In the summer of 1852 he was sent by the Prussian Ministry to London
+to study English conditions and write reports for the government
+journals, _Preussische Zeitung_ and _Die Zeit_. In 1855 he was again
+sent to England, and this time his journalistic engagement lasted for
+four years. Accounts of his experiences are contained in _A Summer in
+London_ (1854) and _Beyond the Tweed_ (1860). From 1860 to 1870 he was
+on the staff of the _Kreuzzeitung_ and during this time served as a
+war correspondent in the campaigns of 1864, 1866, and 1870-71. While
+accompanying the army in France he was seized with a desire to visit
+the home of Joan of Arc at Domremy, and was captured, taken for a spy,
+and imprisoned for a time on the island of Oleron in the Atlantic
+Ocean. An interesting account of his experiences is given in _Prisoner
+of War_ (1871). During his years in England he had taken advantage of
+the opportunity to visit Scotland and familiarize himself with its
+picturesque beauties and its wealth of historical and literary
+associations. In the midst of these travels the thought had occurred
+to him that his own Mark of Brandenburg had its beauties, too, and its
+wealth of associations. On returning to Berlin he began his long
+series of journeyings through his native province, making a thorough
+study of both country and people, particularly the Junkers, for which
+his trained powers of observation, combined with warm patriotism and
+true love of historical research, eminently fitted him. His published
+records of these travels, _Rambles through the Mark of Brandenburg_
+(1862-81) and _Five Castles_ (1889), won for him the title of the
+interpreter of the Mark. His right to this distinction was further
+established by the novels in which he later employed the fruits of
+these studies.
+
+Fontane is equally celebrated as an interpreter of Berlin, where he
+lived for over fifty years, being the one prominent German writer to
+identify himself with a great city. His two autobiographical works,
+_From Twenty to Thirty_ and _C.F. Scherenberg_, tell of his early
+experiences in the Prussian capital. From 1870 to 1889 he was dramatic
+critic for the _Vossische Zeitung_, for which he reviewed the
+performances at the Royal Theatre. In one of his last criticisms he
+hailed Hauptmann as a dramatist of promise. In 1876 he was elected
+secretary of the Berlin Academy of Arts, but served only a brief time.
+In 1891 the Emperor made him a present of three thousand marks for his
+services to German literature. In 1894 the University of Berlin
+bestowed upon him the honorary title of doctor of philosophy. He died
+on the twentieth day of September, 1898.
+
+Fontane's lyric poetry in the narrower sense is not of a high order;
+in fact almost none of his writings show the true lyric quality. There
+is also a striking lack of the dramatic element in his works, and he
+seems to have felt this limitation of his genius, for he studiously
+avoided the portrayal of scenes that might prove intensely dramatic.
+As a writer of ballads he excelled and ranks among the foremost of
+Germany. The British subjects he treated were impressed upon him
+during his travels in England and his study of English history. His
+German themes were taken largely from Prussian history, particularly
+the period of Frederick the Great. His permanent place in the history
+of German literature is due, however, not so much to his verse as to
+his prose writings. He is best known as a novelist, and in the field
+of the modern novel he is one of the most conspicuous figures.
+
+German novels of the older school were usually too long for a single
+volume. Fontane's first important work of fiction, _Before the Storm_,
+filled four volumes; but he had so much trouble in finding a publisher
+for it that he began to write one-volume novels, introducing a
+practice which has since become the common tradition. He employed in
+them a typical feature of the technique of the ballad, which leaps
+from one situation to another, leaving gaps to be filled by the fancy
+of the reader. He says himself, in _Before the Storm_: "I have always
+observed that the leaping action of the ballad is one of the chief
+characteristics and beauties of this branch of poetry. All that is
+necessary is that fancy be given the right kind of a stimulus. When
+that end is attained, one may boldly assert, the less told the
+better."
+
+At the beginning of Fontane's career the Berlin novelists were
+disciples of Scott, but the only one to survive was Alexis, who
+adapted Scott's method to the Mark of Brandenburg. Fontane imitated
+him in _Before the Storm_ (1878), which deals with conditions in the
+Mark before the wars of liberation. _Schach von Wuthenow_ (1883), a
+sort of prelude to _Before the Storm_, was far superior as a novel and
+helped to establish Fontane's supremacy among his contemporaries, for
+he had become the leader of the younger generation after the
+publication of two stories of crimes, _Grete Minde_ (1880) and
+_Ellernklipp_ (1881), and the creation of the modern Berlin novel, in
+_L'Adultera_ (1882). _L'Adultera_ unfolds the history of a marriage of
+reason between a young wife and a considerably older husband, a
+situation which Fontane later treated, with important variations and
+ever increasing skill, in _Count Petoefi_ (1884), _Cecile_ (1887), and
+_Effi Briest_ (1895). With his inexhaustible fund of observation to
+draw upon he could make the action of his novels a minor consideration
+and concentrate his rare psychological powers upon realistic
+conversations in which characters reveal themselves and incidentally
+acquaint us intimately with others. We see and hear what the world
+ordinarily sees and hears. A past master in the art of suggestion,
+which he acquired in his ballad period, Fontane omits many scenes that
+others would elaborate with minute detail, such as love scenes and
+passionate crises, and contents himself with bringing vividly before
+us his true-to-life figures in their historical and social
+environments. As a conservative Prussian he believed in the supremacy
+of the law and the punishment of transgression, and his works reflect
+this belief.
+
+_Trials and Tribulations_ (1887) and _Stine_ (1890) were the first
+German novels absolutely to avoid the introduction of exciting scenes
+merely for effect. These histories of mismated couples from different
+social strata are recounted with hearty simplicity, deep understanding
+of life, and frank recognition of human weakness, but without
+condemnation, tears, or pointing a moral. They made Fontane famous.
+_Frau Jenny Treibel_ (1892), an exquisitely humorous picture of the
+Berlin _bourgeoisie_, and _Effi Briest_ "the most profound miracle of
+Fontane's youthful art," added considerably to the fame of the
+gray-haired "modern," while _The Poggenpuhls_ (1896) and _Stechlin_
+(1898) won him further laurels at a time when most writers would long
+ago have been resting on those they had already achieved. If a line
+were drawn to represent graphically his productivity from his sixtieth
+year on, it would take the form of a gradually rising curve.
+
+His career as a novelist began so late in life that when he once
+discovered his particular field he cultivated it with persistent
+diligence and would not allow himself to be drawn away by enthusiasts
+into other fields. Strength of character was not, however, a new
+phenomenon in his life, for as long ago as the days when he was an
+active member of the "Tunnel" he had come in close contact with the
+Kugler coterie in Berlin, where the so-called Munich school
+originated, and yet he did not follow his friends in that eclectic
+movement. So when the naturalistic school of writers began to win
+enthusiastic support, even though he found himself in the main in
+sympathy with their announced creed, he did not join them in practice.
+He felt that what the literature of the Fatherland needed was
+"originality," and he sought to attain it in his own way, apart from
+storm and stress. As his mind matured through accumulated knowledge of
+the world, and his heart mellowed through years of experience and
+observation, he rose to a point of view above sentiment and prejudice,
+where the fogs of passion melt away and the light of kindly wisdom
+shines.
+
+[Illustration: FONTANE MONUMENT AT NEU RUPPIN.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_THEODOR FONTANE_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EFFI BRIEST (1895)
+
+
+TRANSLATED AND ABRIDGED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+In front of the old manor house occupied by the von Briest family
+since the days of Elector George William, the bright sunshine was
+pouring down upon the village road, at the quiet hour of noon. The
+wing of the mansion looking toward the garden and park cast its broad
+shadow over a white and green checkered tile walk and extended out
+over a large round bed, with a sundial in its centre and a border of
+Indian shot and rhubarb. Some twenty paces further, and parallel to
+the wing of the house, there ran a churchyard wall, entirely covered
+with a small-leaved ivy, except at the place where an opening had been
+made for a little white iron gate. Behind this arose the shingled
+tower of Hohen-Cremmen, whose weather vane glistened in the sunshine,
+having only recently been regilded. The front of the house, the wing,
+and the churchyard wall formed, so to speak, a horseshoe, inclosing a
+small ornamental garden, at the open side of which was seen a pond,
+with a small footbridge and a tied-up boat. Close by was a swing, with
+its crossboard hanging from two ropes at either end, and its frame
+posts beginning to lean to one side. Between the pond and the circular
+bed stood a clump of giant plane trees, half hiding the swing.
+
+The terrace in front of the manor house, with its tubbed aloe plants
+and a few garden chairs, was an agreeable place to sit on cloudy days,
+besides affording a variety of things to attract the attention. But,
+on days when the hot sun beat down there, the side of the house toward
+the garden was given a decided preference, especially by the mother
+and the daughter of the house. On this account they were today sitting
+on the tile walk in the shade, with their backs to the open windows,
+which were all overgrown with wild grape-vines, and by the side of a
+little projecting stairway, whose four stone steps led from the
+garden to the ground floor of the wing of the mansion. Both mother and
+daughter were busy at work, making an altar cloth out of separate
+squares, which they were piecing together. Skeins of woolen yarn of
+various colors, and an equal variety of silk thread lay in confusion
+upon a large round table, upon which were still standing the luncheon
+dessert plates and a majolica dish filled with fine large
+gooseberries.
+
+Swiftly and deftly the wool-threaded needles were drawn back and
+forth, and the mother seemed never to let her eyes wander from the
+work. But the daughter, who bore the Christian name of Effi, laid
+aside her needle from time to time and arose from her seat to practice
+a course of healthy home gymnastics, with every variety of bending and
+stretching. It was apparent that she took particular delight in these
+exercises, to which she gave a somewhat comical turn, and whenever she
+stood there thus engaged, slowly raising her arms and bringing the
+palms of her hands together high above her head, her mother would
+occasionally glance up from her needlework, though always but for a
+moment and that, too, furtively, because she did not wish to show how
+fascinating she considered her own child, although in this feeling of
+motherly pride she was fully justified. Effi wore a blue and white
+striped linen dress, a sort of smock-frock, which would have shown no
+waist line at all but for the bronze-colored leather belt which she
+drew up tight. Her neck was bare and a broad sailor collar fell over
+her shoulders and back. In everything she did there was a union of
+haughtiness and gracefulness, and her laughing brown eyes betrayed
+great natural cleverness and abundant enjoyment of life and goodness
+of heart. She was called the "little girl," which she had to suffer
+only because her beautiful slender mother was a full hand's breadth
+taller than she.
+
+Effi had just stood up again to perform her calisthenic exercises when
+her mother, who at the moment chanced to be looking up from her
+embroidery, called to her: "Effi, you really ought to have been an
+equestrienne, I'm thinking. Always on the trapeze, always a daughter
+of the air. I almost believe you would like something of the sort."
+
+"Perhaps, mama. But if it were so, whose fault would it be? From whom
+do I get it? Why, from no one but you. Or do you think, from papa?
+There, it makes you laugh yourself. And then, why do you always dress
+me in this rig, this boy's smock? Sometimes I fancy I shall be put
+back in short clothes yet. Once I have them on again I shall courtesy
+like a girl in her early teens, and when our friends in Rathenow come
+over I shall sit in Colonel Goetze's lap and ride a trot horse. Why
+not? He is three-fourths an uncle and only one-fourth a suitor. You
+are to blame. Why don't I have any party clothes? Why don't you make a
+lady of me?"
+
+"Should you like me to?"
+
+"No." With that she ran to her mother, embraced her effusively and
+kissed her.
+
+"Not so savagely, Effi, not so passionately. I am always disturbed
+when I see you thus."
+
+At this point three young girls stepped into the garden through the
+little iron gate in the churchyard wall and started along the gravel
+walk toward the round bed and the sundial. They all waved their
+umbrellas at Effi and then ran up to Mrs. von Briest and kissed her
+hand. She hurriedly asked a few questions and then invited the girls
+to stay and visit with them, or at least with Effi, for half an hour.
+"Besides, I have something else that I must do and young folks like
+best to be left to themselves. Fare ye well." With these words she
+went up the stone steps into the house.
+
+Two of the young girls, plump little creatures, whose freckles and
+good nature well matched their curly red hair, were daughters of
+Precentor Jahnke, who swore by the Hanseatic League, Scandinavia, and
+Fritz Reuter, and following the example of his favorite writer and
+fellow countryman, had named his twin daughters Bertha and Hertha, in
+imitation of Mining and Lining. The third young lady was Hulda
+Niemeyer, Pastor Niemeyer's only child. She was more ladylike than the
+other two, but, on the other hand, tedious and conceited, a lymphatic
+blonde, with slightly protruding dim eyes, which, nevertheless, seemed
+always to be seeking something, for which reason the Hussar Klitzing
+once said: "Doesn't she look as though she were every moment
+expecting the angel Gabriel?" Effi felt that the rather captious
+Klitzing was only too right in his criticism, yet she avoided making
+any distinction between the three girl friends. Nothing could have
+been farther from her mind at this moment. Resting her arms on the
+table, she exclaimed: "Oh, this tedious embroidery! Thank heaven, you
+are here."
+
+"But we have driven your mama away," said Hulda.
+
+"Oh no. She would have gone anyhow. She is expecting a visitor, an old
+friend of her girlhood days. I must tell you a story about him later,
+a love story with a real hero and a real heroine, and ending with
+resignation. It will make you open your eyes wide with amazement.
+Moreover, I saw mama's old friend over in Schwantikow. He is a
+district councillor, a fine figure, and very manly."
+
+"Manly? That's a most important consideration," said Hertha.
+
+"Certainly, it's the chief consideration. 'Women womanly, men manly,'
+is, you know, one of papa's favorite maxims. And now help me put the
+table in order, or there will be another scolding."
+
+It took but a moment to put the things in the basket and, when the
+girls sat down again, Hulda said: "Now, Effi, now we are ready, now
+for the love story with resignation. Or isn't it so bad?"
+
+"A story with resignation is never bad. But I can't begin till Hertha
+has taken some gooseberries; she keeps her eyes glued on them. Please
+take as many as you like, we can pick some more afterward. But be sure
+to throw the hulls far enough away, or, better still, lay them here on
+this newspaper supplement, then we can wrap them up in a bundle and
+dispose of everything at once. Mama can't bear to see hulls lying
+about everywhere. She always says that some one might slip on them and
+break a leg."
+
+"I don't believe it," said Hertha, applying herself closely to the
+berries.
+
+"Nor I either," replied Effi, confirming the opinion. "Just think of
+it, I fall at least two or three times every day and have never broken
+any bones yet. The right kind of leg doesn't break so easily;
+certainly mine doesn't, neither does yours, Hertha. What do you think,
+Hulda?"
+
+"One ought not to tempt fate. Pride will have a fall."
+
+"Always the governess. You are just a born old maid."
+
+"And yet I still have hopes of finding a husband, perhaps even before
+you do."
+
+"For aught I care. Do you think I shall wait for that? The idea!
+Furthermore one has already been picked out for me and perhaps I shall
+soon have him. Oh, I am not worrying about that. Not long ago little
+Ventivegni from over the way said to me: 'Miss Effi, what will you bet
+we shall not have a charivari and a wedding here this year yet?'"
+
+"And what did you say to that?"
+
+"Quite possible, I said, quite possible; Hulda is the oldest; she may
+be married any day. But he refused to listen to that and said: 'No, I
+mean at the home of another young lady who is just as decided a
+brunette as Miss Hulda is a blonde.' As he said this he looked at me
+quite seriously--But I am wandering and am forgetting the story."
+
+"Yes, you keep dropping it all the while; may be you don't want to
+tell it, after all?"
+
+"Oh, I want to, but I have interrupted the story a good many times,
+chiefly because it is a little bit strange, indeed, almost romantic."
+
+"Why, you said he was a district councillor."
+
+"Certainly, a district councillor, and his name is Geert von
+Innstetten, Baron von Innstetten."
+
+All three laughed.
+
+"Why do you laugh?" said Effi, nettled. "What does this mean?"
+
+"Ah, Effi, we don't mean to offend you, nor the Baron either.
+Innstetten did you say? And Geert? Why, there is nobody by that name
+about here. And then you know the names of noblemen are often a bit
+comical."
+
+"Yes, my dear, they are. But people do not belong to the nobility for
+nothing. They can endure such things, and the farther back their
+nobility goes, I mean in point of time, the better they are able to
+endure them. But you don't know anything about this and you must not
+take offense at me for saying so. We shall continue to be good friends
+just the same. So it is Geert von Innstetten and he is a Baron. He is
+just as old as mama, to the day."
+
+"And how old, pray, is your mama?"
+
+"Thirty-eight."
+
+"A fine age."
+
+"Indeed it is, especially when one still looks as well as mama. I
+consider her truly a beautiful woman, don't you, too? And how
+accomplished she is in everything, always so sure and at the same time
+so ladylike, and never unconventional, like papa. If I were a young
+lieutenant I should fall in love with mama."
+
+"Oh, Effi, how can you ever say such a thing?" said Hulda. "Why, that
+is contrary to the fourth commandment."
+
+"Nonsense. How can it be? I think it would please mama if she knew I
+said such a thing."
+
+"That may be," interrupted Hertha. "But are you ever going to tell the
+story?"
+
+"Yes, compose yourself and I'll begin. We were speaking of Baron von
+Innstetten. Before he had reached the age of twenty he was living over
+in Rathenow, but spent much of his time on the seignioral estates of
+this region, and liked best of all to visit in Schwantikow, at my
+grandfather Belling's. Of course, it was not on account of my
+grandfather that he was so often there, and when mama tells about it
+one can easily see on whose account it really was. I think it was
+mutual, too."
+
+"And what came of it?"
+
+"The thing that was bound to come and always does come. He was still
+much too young and when my papa appeared on the scene, who had already
+attained the title of baronial councillor and the proprietorship of
+Hohen-Cremmen, there was no need of further time for consideration.
+She accepted him and became Mrs. von Briest."
+
+"What did Innstetten do?" said Bertha, "what became of him? He didn't
+commit suicide, otherwise you could not be expecting him today."
+
+"No, he didn't commit suicide, but it was something of that nature."
+
+"Did he make an unsuccessful attempt?"
+
+"No, not that. But he didn't care to remain here in the neighborhood
+any longer, and he must have lost all taste for the soldier's career,
+generally speaking. Besides, it was an era of peace, you know. In
+short, he asked for his discharge and took up the study of the law, as
+papa would say, with a 'true beer zeal.' But when the war of seventy
+broke out he returned to the army, with the Perleberg troops, instead
+of his old regiment, and he now wears the cross. Naturally, for he is
+a smart fellow. Right after the war he returned to his documents, and
+it is said that Bismarck thinks very highly of him, and so does the
+Emperor. Thus it came about that he was made district councillor in
+the district of Kessin."
+
+"What is Kessin? I don't know of any Kessin here."
+
+"No, it is not situated here in our region; it is a long distance away
+from here, in Pomerania, in Farther Pomerania, in fact, which
+signifies nothing, however, for it is a watering place (every place
+about there is a summer resort), and the vacation journey that Baron
+Innstetten is now enjoying is in reality a tour of his cousins, or
+something of the sort. He wishes to visit his old friends and
+relatives here."
+
+"Has he relatives here?"
+
+"Yes and no, depending on how you look at it. There are no
+Innstettens here, there are none anywhere any more, I believe. But he
+has here distant cousins on his mother's side, and he doubtless wished
+above all to see Schwantikow once more and the Belling house, to which
+he was attached by so many memories. So he was over there the day
+before yesterday and today he plans to be here in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"And what does your father say about it?"
+
+"Nothing at all. It is not his way. Besides, he knows mama, you see.
+He only teases her."
+
+At this moment the clock struck twelve and before it had ceased
+striking, Wilke, the old factotum of the Briest family, came on the
+scene to give a message to Miss Effi: "Your Ladyship's mother sends
+the request that your Ladyship make her toilet in good season; the
+Baron will presumably drive up immediately after one o'clock." While
+Wilke was still delivering this message he began to put the ladies'
+work-table in order and reached first for the sheet of newspaper, on
+which the gooseberry hulls lay.
+
+"No, Wilke, don't bother with that. It is our affair to dispose of the
+hulls--Hertha, you must now wrap up the bundle and put a stone in it,
+so that it will sink better. Then we will march out in a long funeral
+procession and bury the bundle at sea."
+
+Wilke smiled with satisfaction. "Oh, Miss Effi, she's a trump," was
+about what he was thinking. But Effi laid the paper bundle in the
+centre of the quickly gathered up tablecloth and said: "Now let all
+four of us take hold, each by a corner, and sing something sorrowful."
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is easy enough to say, but what, pray, shall we
+sing?"
+
+"Just anything. It is quite immaterial, only it must have a rime in
+'oo;' 'oo' is always a sad vowel. Let us sing, say:
+
+
+ 'Flood, flood,
+ Make it all good.'"
+
+
+While Effi was solemnly intoning this litany, all four marched out
+upon the landing pier, stepped into the boat tied there, and from the
+further end of it slowly lowered into the pond the pebble-weighted
+paper bundle.
+
+"Hertha, now your guilt is sunk out of sight," said Effi, "in which
+connection it occurs to me, by the way, that in former times poor
+unfortunate women are said to have been thrown overboard thus from a
+boat, of course for unfaithfulness."
+
+"But not here, certainly."
+
+"No, not here," laughed Effi, "such things do not take place here. But
+they do in Constantinople and it just occurs to me that you must know
+about it, for you were present in the geography class when the teacher
+told about it."
+
+"Yes," said Hulda, "he was always telling us about such things. But
+one naturally forgets them in the course of time."
+
+"Not I, I remember things like that."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+The conversation ran on thus for some time, the girls recalling with
+mingled disgust and delight the school lessons they had had in common,
+and a great many of the teacher's uncalled-for remarks. Suddenly
+Hulda said: "But you must make haste, Effi; why, you look--why, what
+shall I say--why, you look as though you had just come from a cherry
+picking, all rumpled and crumpled. Linen always gets so badly creased,
+and that large white turned down collar--oh, yes, I have it now; you
+look like a cabin boy."
+
+"Midshipman, if you please. I must derive some advantage from my
+nobility. But midshipman or cabin boy, only recently papa again
+promised me a mast, here close by the swing, with yards and a rope
+ladder. Most assuredly I should like one and I should not allow
+anybody to interfere with my fastening the pennant at the top. And
+you, Hulda, would climb up then on the other side and high in the air
+we would shout: 'Hurrah!' and give each other a kiss. By Jingo, that
+would be a sweet one."
+
+"'By Jingo.' Now just listen to that. You really talk like a
+midshipman. However, I shall take care not to climb up after you, I am
+not such a dare-devil. Jahnke is quite right when he says, as he
+always does, that you have too much Billing in you, from your mother.
+I am only a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Ah, go along. Still waters run deep--But come, let us swing, two on a
+side; I don't believe it will break. Or if you don't care to, for you
+are drawing long faces again, then we will play hide-and-seek. I still
+have a quarter of an hour. I don't want to go in, yet, and anyhow it
+is merely to say: 'How do you do?' to a district councillor, and a
+district councillor from Further Pomerania to boot. He is elderly,
+too. Why he might almost be my father; and if he actually lives in a
+seaport, for, you know, that is what Kessin is said to be, I really
+ought to make the best impression upon him in this sailor costume, and
+he ought almost to consider it a delicate attention. When princes
+receive anybody, I know from what papa has told me, they always put on
+the uniform of the country of their guest. So don't worry--Quick,
+quick, I am going to hide and here by the bench is the base."
+
+Hulda was about to fix a few boundaries, but Effi had already run up
+the first gravel walk, turning to the left, then to the right, and
+suddenly vanishing from sight. "Effi, that does not count; where are
+you? We are not playing run away; we are playing hide-and-seek." With
+these and similar reproaches the girls ran to search for her, far
+beyond the circular bed and the two plane trees standing by the side
+of the path. She first let them get much farther than she was from the
+base and then, rushing suddenly from her hiding place, reached the
+bench, without any special exertion, before there was time to say:
+"one, two, three."
+
+"Where were you?"
+
+"Behind the rhubarb plants; they have such large leaves, larger even
+than a fig leaf."
+
+"Shame on you."
+
+"No, shame on you, because you didn't catch me. Hulda, with her big
+eyes, again failed to see anything. She is always slow." Hereupon Effi
+again flew away across the circle toward the pond, probably because
+she planned to hide at first behind a dense-growing hazelnut hedge
+over there, and then from that point to take a long roundabout way
+past the churchyard and the front house and thence back to the wing
+and the base. Everything was well calculated, but before she was half
+way round the pond she heard some one at the house calling her name
+and, as she turned around, saw her mother waving a handkerchief from
+the stone steps. In a moment Effi was standing by her.
+
+"Now you see that I knew what I was talking about. You still have that
+smock-frock on and the caller has arrived. You are never on time."
+
+"I shall be on time, easily, but the caller has not kept his
+appointment. It is not yet one o'clock, not by a good deal," she said,
+and turning to the twins, who had been lagging behind, called to them:
+"Just go on playing; I shall be back right away."
+
+The next moment Effi and her mama entered the spacious drawing-room,
+which occupied almost the whole ground floor of the side wing.
+
+"Mama, you daren't scold me. It is really only half past. Why does he
+come so early? Cavaliers never arrive too late, much less too early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was evidently embarrassed. But Effi cuddled up to her
+fondly and said: "Forgive me, I will hurry now. You know I can be
+quick, too, and in five minutes Cinderella will be transformed into a
+princess. Meanwhile he can wait or chat with papa."
+
+Bowing to her mother, she was about to trip lightly up the little iron
+stairway leading from the drawing-room to the story above. But Mrs.
+von Briest, who could be unconventional on occasion, if she took a
+notion to, suddenly held Effi back, cast a glance at the charming
+young creature, still all in a heat from the excitement of the game, a
+perfect picture of youthful freshness, and said in an almost
+confidential tone: "After all, the best thing for you to do is to
+remain as you are. Yes, don't change. You look very well indeed. And
+even if you didn't, you look so unprepared, you show absolutely no
+signs of being dressed for the occasion, and that is the most
+important consideration at this moment. For I must tell you, my sweet
+Effi--" and she clasped her daughter's hands--"for I must tell you--"
+
+"Why, mama, what in the world is the matter with you? You frighten me
+terribly."
+
+"I must tell you, Effi, that Baron Innstetten has just asked me for
+your hand."
+
+"Asked for my hand? In earnest?"
+
+"That is not a matter to make a jest of. You saw him the day before
+yesterday and I think you liked him. To be sure, he is older than you,
+which, all things considered, is a fortunate circumstance. Besides, he
+is a man of character, position, and good breeding, and if you do not
+say 'no,' which I could hardly expect of my shrewd Effi, you will be
+standing at the age of twenty where others stand at forty. You will
+surpass your mama by far."
+
+Effi remained silent, seeking a suitable answer. Before she could find
+one she heard her father's voice in the adjoining room. The next
+moment Councillor von Briest, a well preserved man in the fifties, and
+of pronounced _bonhomie_, entered the drawing-room, and with him Baron
+Innstetten, a man of slender figure, dark complexion, and military
+bearing.
+
+When Effi caught sight of him she fell into a nervous tremble, but
+only for an instant, as almost at the very moment when he was
+approaching her with a friendly bow there appeared at one of the wide
+open vine-covered windows the sandy heads of the Jahnke twins, and
+Hertha, the more hoidenish, called into the room: "Come, Effi." Then
+she ducked from sight and the two sprang from the back of the bench,
+upon which they had been standing, down into the garden and nothing
+more was heard from them except their giggling and laughing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+Later in the day Baron Innstetten was betrothed to Effi von Briest. At
+the dinner which followed, her jovial father found it no easy matter
+to adjust himself to the solemn role that had fallen to him. He
+proposed a toast to the health of the young couple, which was not
+without its touching effect upon Mrs. von Briest, for she obviously
+recalled the experiences of scarcely eighteen years ago. However, the
+feeling did not last long. What it had been impossible for her to be,
+her daughter now was, in her stead. All things considered, it was just
+as well, perhaps even better. For one could live with von Briest, in
+spite of the fact that he was a bit prosaic and now and then showed a
+slight streak of frivolity. Toward the end of the meal--the ice was
+being served--the elderly baronial councillor once more arose to his
+feet to propose in a second speech that from now on they should all
+address each other by the familiar pronoun "Du." Thereupon he embraced
+Innstetten and gave him a kiss on the left cheek. But this was not the
+end of the matter for him. On the contrary, he went on to recommend,
+in addition to the "Du," a set of more intimate names and titles for
+use in the home, seeking to establish a sort of basis for hearty
+intercourse, at the same time preserving certain well-earned, and
+hence justified, distinctions. For his wife he suggested, as the best
+solution of the problem, the continuation of "Mama," for there are
+young mamas, as well as old; whereas for himself, he was willing to
+forego the honorable title of "Papa," and could not help feeling a
+decided preference for the simple name of Briest, if for no other
+reason, because it was so beautifully short. "And then as for the
+children," he said--at which word he had to give himself a jerk as he
+exchanged gazes with Innstetten, who was only about a dozen years his
+junior--"well, let Effi just remain Effi, and Geert, Geert. Geert, if
+I am not mistaken, signifies a tall and slender trunk, and so Effi may
+be the ivy destined to twine about it." At these words the betrothed
+couple looked at each other somewhat embarrassed, Effi's face showing
+at the same time an expression of childlike mirth, but Mrs. von Briest
+said: "Say what you like, Briest, and formulate your toasts to suit
+your own taste, but if you will allow me one request, avoid poetic
+imagery; it is beyond your sphere." These silencing words were
+received by von Briest with more assent than dissent. "It is possible
+that you are right, Luise."
+
+Immediately after rising from the table, Effi took leave to pay a
+visit over at the pastor's. On the way she said to herself: "I think
+Hulda will be vexed. I have got ahead of her after all. She always was
+too vain and conceited."
+
+But Effi was not quite right in all that she expected. Hulda behaved
+very well, preserving her composure absolutely and leaving the
+indication of anger and vexation to her mother, the pastor's wife,
+who, indeed, made some very strange remarks. "Yes, yes, that's the
+way it goes. Of course. Since it couldn't be the mother, it has to be
+the daughter. That's nothing new. Old families always hold together,
+and where there is a beginning there will be an increase." The elder
+Niemeyer, painfully embarrassed by these and similar pointed remarks,
+which showed a lack of culture and refinement, lamented once more the
+fact that he had married a mere housekeeper.
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+A SUNDAY IN THE GARDEN OF THE TUILERIES ADOLPH VON MENZEL.]
+
+After visiting the pastor's family Effi naturally went next to the
+home of the precentor Jahnke. The twins had been watching for her and
+received her in the front yard.
+
+"Well, Effi," said Hertha, as all three walked up and down between the
+two rows of amaranths, "well, Effi, how do you really feel?"
+
+"How do I feel? O, quite well. We already say 'Du' to each other and
+call each other by our first names. His name is Geert, but it just
+occurs to me that I have already told you that."
+
+"Yes, you have. But in spite of myself I feel so uneasy about it. Is
+he really the right man?"
+
+"Certainly he is the right man. You don't know anything about such
+matters, Hertha. Any man is the right one. Of course he must be a
+nobleman, have a position, and be handsome."
+
+"Goodness, Effi, how you do talk! You used to talk quite differently."
+
+"Yes, I used to."
+
+"And are you quite happy already?"
+
+"When one has been two hours betrothed, one is always quite happy. At
+least, that is my idea about it."
+
+"And don't you feel at all--oh, what shall I say?--a bit awkward?"
+
+"Yes, I do feel a bit awkward, but not very. And I fancy I shall get
+over it."
+
+After these visits at the parsonage and the home of the precentor,
+which together had not consumed half an hour, Effi returned to the
+garden veranda, where coffee was about to be served. Father-in-law and
+son-in-law were walking up and down along the gravel path by the plane
+trees. Von Briest was talking about the difficulties of a district
+councillor's position, saying that he had been offered one at various
+times, but had always declined. "The ability to have my own way in all
+matters has always been the thing that was most to my liking, at least
+more--I beg your pardon, Innstetten--than always having to look up to
+some one else. For in the latter case one is always obliged to bear in
+mind and pay heed to exalted and most exalted superiors. That is no
+life for me. Here I live along in such liberty and rejoice at every
+green leaf and the wild grape-vine that grows over those windows
+yonder."
+
+He spoke further in this vein, indulging in all sorts of
+anti-bureaucratic remarks, and excusing himself from time to time with
+a blunt "I beg your pardon, Innstetten," which he interjected in a
+variety of ways. The Baron mechanically nodded assent, but in reality
+paid little attention to what was said. He turned his gaze again and
+again, as though spellbound, to the wild grape-vine twining about the
+window, of which Briest had just spoken, and as his thoughts were thus
+engaged, it seemed to him as though he saw again the girls' sandy
+heads among the vines and heard the saucy call, "Come, Effi."
+
+He did not believe in omens and the like; on the contrary, he was far
+from entertaining superstitious ideas. Nevertheless he could not rid
+his mind of the two words, and while Briest's peroration rambled on
+and on he had the constant feeling that the little incident was
+something more than mere chance.
+
+Innstetten, who had taken only a short vacation, departed the
+following morning, after promising to write every day. "Yes, you must
+do that," Effi had said, and these words came from her heart. She had
+for years known nothing more delightful than, for example, to receive
+a large number of birthday letters. Everybody had to write her a
+letter for that day. Such expressions as "Gertrude and Clara join me
+in sending you heartiest congratulations," were tabooed. Gertrude and
+Clara, if they wished to be considered friends, had to see to it that
+they sent individual letters with separate postage stamps, and, if
+possible, foreign ones, from Switzerland or Carlsbad, for her birthday
+came in the traveling season.
+
+Innstetten actually wrote every day, as he had promised. The thing
+that made the receipt of his letters particularly pleasurable was the
+circumstance that he expected in return only one very short letter
+every week. This he received regularly and it was always full of
+charming trifles, which never failed to delight him. Mrs. von Briest
+undertook to carry on the correspondence with her future son-in-law
+whenever there was any serious matter to be discussed, as, for
+example, the settling of the details of the wedding, and questions of
+the dowry and the furnishing of the new home. Innstetten was now
+nearly three years in office, and his house in Kessin, while not
+splendidly furnished, was nevertheless very well suited to his
+station, and it seemed advisable to gain from correspondence with him
+some idea of what he already had, in order not to buy anything
+superfluous. When Mrs. von Briest was finally well enough informed
+concerning all these details it was decided that the mother and
+daughter should go to Berlin, in order, as Briest expressed himself,
+to buy up the trousseau for Princess Effi.
+
+Effi looked forward to the sojourn in Berlin with great pleasure, the
+more so because her father had consented that they should take
+lodgings in the Hotel du Nord. "Whatever it costs can be deducted from
+the dowry, you know, for Innstetten already has everything." Mrs. von
+Briest forbade such "mesquineries" in the future, once for all, but
+Effi, on the other hand, joyously assented to her father's plan,
+without so much as stopping to think whether he had meant it as a jest
+or in earnest, for her thoughts were occupied far, far more with the
+impression she and her mother should make by their appearance at the
+table d'hote, than with Spinn and Mencke, Goschenhofer, and other such
+firms, whose names had been provisionally entered in her memorandum
+book. And her demeanor was entirely in keeping with these frivolous
+fancies, when the great Berlin week had actually come.
+
+Cousin von Briest of the Alexander regiment, an uncommonly jolly young
+lieutenant, who took the _Fliegende Blatter_ and kept a record of the
+best jokes, placed himself at the disposal of the ladies for every
+hour he should be off duty, and so they would sit with him at the
+corner window of Kranzler's, or perhaps in the Cafe Bauer, when
+permissible, or would drive out in the afternoon to the Zoological
+Garden, to see the giraffes, of which Cousin von Briest, whose name,
+by the way, was Dagobert, was fond of saying: "They look like old
+maids of noble birth." Every day passed according to program, and on
+the third or fourth day they went, as directed, to the National
+Gallery, because Dagobert wished to show his cousin the "Isle of the
+Blessed." "To be sure, Cousin Effi is on the point of marrying, and
+yet it may perhaps be well to have made the acquaintance of the 'Isle
+of the Blessed' beforehand." His aunt gave him a slap with her fan,
+but accompanied the blow with such a gracious look that he saw no
+occasion to change the tone.
+
+These were heavenly days for all three, no less for Cousin Dagobert
+than for the ladies, for he was a past master in the art of escorting
+and always knew how quickly to compromise little differences. Of the
+differences of opinion to be expected between mother and daughter
+there was never any lack during the whole time, but fortunately they
+never came out in connection with the purchases to be made. Whether
+they bought a half dozen or three dozen of a particular thing, Effi
+was uniformly satisfied, and when they talked, on the way home, about
+the prices of the articles bought, she regularly confounded the
+figures. Mrs. von Briest, ordinarily so critical, even toward her own
+beloved child, not only took this apparent lack of interest lightly,
+she even recognized in it an advantage. "All these things," said she
+to herself, "do not mean much to Effi. Effi is unpretentious; she
+lives in her own ideas and dreams, and when one of the Hohenzollern
+princesses drives by and bows a friendly greeting from her carriage
+that means more to Effi than a whole chest full of linen."
+
+That was all correct enough, and yet only half the truth. Effi cared
+but little for the possession of more or less commonplace things, but
+when she walked up and down Unter den Linden with her mother, and,
+after inspecting the most beautiful show-windows, went into Demuth's
+to buy a number of things for the honeymoon tour of Italy, her true,
+character showed itself. Only the most elegant articles found favor in
+her sight, and, if she could not have the best, she forewent the
+second-best, because this second meant nothing to her. Beyond
+question, she was able to forego,--in that her mother was right,--and
+in this ability to forego there was a certain amount of
+unpretentiousness. But when, by way of exception, it became a question
+of really possessing a thing, it always had to be something out of the
+ordinary. In this regard she was pretentious.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+Cousin Dagobert was at the station when the ladies took the train for
+Hohen-Cremmen. The Berlin sojourn had been a succession of happy days,
+chiefly because there had been no suffering from disagreeable and, one
+might almost say, inferior relatives. Immediately after their arrival
+Effi had said: "This time we must remain incognito, so far as Aunt
+Therese is concerned. It will not do for her to come to see us here in
+the hotel. Either Hotel du Nord or Aunt Therese; the two would not go
+together at all." The mother had finally agreed to this, had, in fact,
+sealed the agreement with a kiss on her daughter's forehead.
+
+With Cousin Dagobert, of course, it was an entirely different matter.
+Not only did he have the social grace of the Guards, but also, what is
+more, the peculiarly good humor now almost a tradition with the
+officers of the Alexander regiment, and this enabled him from the
+outset to draw out both the mother and the daughter and keep them in
+good spirits to the end of their stay. "Dagobert," said Effi at the
+moment of parting, "remember that you are to come to my nuptial-eve
+celebration; that you are to bring a cortege goes without saying. But
+don't you bring any porter or mousetrap seller. For after the
+theatrical performances there will be a ball, and you must take into
+consideration that my first grand ball will probably be also my last.
+Fewer than six companions--superb dancers, that goes without
+saying--will not be approved. And you can return by the early morning
+train." Her cousin promised everything she asked and so they bade each
+other farewell.
+
+Toward noon the two women arrived at their Havelland station in the
+middle of the marsh and after a drive of half an hour were at
+Hohen-Cremmen. Von Briest was very happy to have his wife and daughter
+at home again, and asked questions upon questions, but in most cases
+did not wait for the answers. Instead of that he launched out into a
+long account of what he had experienced in the meantime. "A while ago
+you were telling me about the National Gallery and the 'Isle of the
+Blessed.' Well, while you were away, there was something going on
+here, too. It was our overseer Pink and the gardener's wife. Of
+course, I had to dismiss Pink, but it went against the grain to do it.
+It is very unfortunate that such affairs almost always occur in the
+harvest season. And Pink was otherwise an uncommonly efficient man,
+though here, I regret to say, in the wrong place. But enough of that;
+Wilke is showing signs of restlessness too."
+
+At dinner von Briest listened better. The friendly intercourse with
+Cousin Dagobert, of whom he heard a good deal, met with his approval,
+less so the conduct toward Aunt Therese. But one could see plainly
+that, at the same time that he was declaring his disapproval, he was
+rejoicing; for a little mischievous trick just suited his taste, and
+Aunt Therese was unquestionably a ridiculous figure. He raised his
+glass and invited his wife and daughter to join him in a toast. After
+dinner, when some of the handsomest purchases were unpacked and laid
+before him for his judgment, he betrayed a great deal of interest,
+which still remained alive, or, at least did not die out entirely,
+even after he had glanced over the bills. "A little bit dear, or let
+us say, rather, very dear; however, it makes no difference. Everything
+has so much style about it, I might almost say, so much inspiration,
+that I feel in my bones, if you give me a trunk like that and a
+traveling rug like this for Christmas, I shall be ready to take our
+wedding journey after a delay of eighteen years, and we, too, shall be
+in Rome for Easter. What do you think, Luise? Shall we make up what we
+are behind? Better late than never."
+
+Mrs. von Briest made a motion with her hand, as if to say:
+"Incorrigible," and then left him to his own humiliation, which,
+however, was not very deep.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The end of August had come, the wedding day (October the 3d) was
+drawing nearer, and in the manor house, as well as at the parsonage
+and the schoolhouse, all hands were incessantly occupied with the
+preparations for the pre-nuptial eve. Jahnke, faithful to his passion
+for Fritz Reuter, had fancied it would be particularly "ingenious" to
+have Bertha and Hertha appear as Lining and Mining, speaking Low
+German, of course, whereas Hulda was to present the elder-tree scene
+of _Kaethchen von Heilbronn_, with Lieutenant Engelbrecht of the
+Hussars as Wetter vom Strahl. Niemeyer, who by rights was the father
+of the idea, had felt no hesitation to compose additional lines
+containing a modest application to Innstetten and Effi. He himself was
+satisfied with his effort and at the end of the first rehearsal heard
+only very favorable criticisms of it, with one exception, to be sure,
+viz., that of his patron lord, and old friend, Briest, who, when he
+had heard the admixture of Kleist and Niemeyer, protested vigorously,
+though not on literary grounds. "High Lord, and over and over, High
+Lord--what does that mean? That is misleading and it distorts the
+whole situation. Innstetten is unquestionably a fine specimen of the
+race, a man of character and energy, but, when it comes to that, the
+Briests are not of base parentage either. We are indisputably a
+historic family--let me add: 'Thank God'--and the Innstettens are not.
+The Innstettens are merely old, belong to the oldest nobility, if you
+like; but what does oldest nobility mean? I will not permit that a von
+Briest, or even a figure in the wedding-eve performance, whom
+everybody must recognize as the counterpart of our Effi--I will not
+permit, I say, that a Briest either in person or through a
+representative speak incessantly of 'High Lord.' Certainly not, unless
+Innstetten were at least a disguised Hohenzollern; there are some, you
+know. But he is not one and hence I can only repeat that it distorts
+the whole situation."
+
+For a long time von Briest really held fast to this view with
+remarkable tenacity. But after the second rehearsal, at which Kaethchen
+was half in costume, wearing a tight-fitting velvet bodice, he was so
+carried away as to remark: "Kaethchen lies there beautifully," which
+turn was pretty much the equivalent of a surrender, or at least
+prepared the way for one. That all these things were kept secret from
+Effi goes without saying. With more curiosity on her part, however, it
+would have been wholly impossible. But she had so little desire to
+find out about the preparations made and the surprises planned that
+she declared to her mother with all emphasis: "I can wait and see,"
+and, when Mrs. von Briest still doubted her, Effi closed the
+conversation with repeated assurances that it was really true and her
+mother might just as well believe it. And why not? It was all just a
+theatrical performance, and prettier and more poetical than
+_Cinderella_, which she had seen on the last evening in Berlin--no, on
+second thought, it couldn't be prettier and more poetical. In this
+play she herself would have been glad to take a part, even if only for
+the purpose of making a chalk mark on the back of the ridiculous
+boarding-school teacher. "And how charming in the last act is
+'Cinderella's awakening as a princess,' or at least as a countess!
+Really, it was just like a fairy tale." She often spoke in this way,
+was for the most part more exuberant than before, and was vexed only
+at the constant whisperings and mysterious conduct of her girl
+friends. "I wish they felt less important and paid more attention to
+me. When the time comes they will only forget their lines and I shall
+have to be in suspense on their account and be ashamed that they are
+my friends."
+
+Thus ran Effi's scoffing remarks and there was no mistaking the fact
+that she was not troubling herself any too much about the pre-nuptial
+exercises and the wedding day. Mrs. von Briest had her own ideas on
+the subject, but did not permit herself to worry about it, as Effi's
+mind was, to a considerable extent, occupied with the future, which
+after all was a good sign. Furthermore Effi, by virtue of her wealth
+of imagination, often launched out into descriptions of her future
+life in Kessin for a quarter of an hour at a time,--descriptions
+which, incidentally, and much to the amusement of her mother, revealed
+a remarkable conception of Further Pomerania, or, perhaps it would be
+more correct to say, they embodied this conception, with clever
+calculation and definite purpose. For Effi delighted to think of
+Kessin as a half-Siberian locality, where the ice and snow never fully
+melted.
+
+"Today Goschenhofer has sent the last thing," said Mrs. von Briest,
+sitting, as was her custom, out in front of the wing of the mansion
+with Effi at the work-table, upon which the supplies of linen and
+underclothing kept increasing, whereas the newspapers, which merely
+took up space, were constantly decreasing. "I hope you have everything
+now, Effi. But if you still cherish little wishes you must speak them
+out, if possible, this very hour. Papa has sold the rape crop at a
+good price and is in an unusually good humor."
+
+"Unusually? He is always in a good humor."
+
+"In an unusually good humor," repeated the mother. "And it must be
+taken advantage of. So speak. Several times during our stay in Berlin
+I had the feeling that you had a very special desire for something or
+other more."
+
+"Well, dear mama, what can I say? As a matter of fact I have
+everything that one needs, I mean that one needs _here_. But as it is
+once for all decided that I am to go so far north--let me say in
+passing that I have no objections; on the contrary I look forward with
+pleasure to it, to the northern lights and the brighter splendor of
+the stars--as this has been definitely decided, I should like to have
+a set of furs."
+
+"Why, Effi, child, that is empty folly. You are not going to St.
+Petersburg or Archangel."
+
+"No, but I am a part of the way."
+
+"Certainly, child, you are a part of the way; but what does that mean?
+If you go from here to Nauen you are, by the same train of reasoning,
+a part of the way to Russia. However, if you want some furs you shall
+have them. But let me tell you beforehand, I advise you not to buy
+them. Furs are proper for elderly people; even your old mother is
+still too young for them, and if you, in your seventeenth year, come
+out in mink or marten the people of Kessin will consider it a
+masquerade."
+
+It was on the second of September that these words were spoken, and
+the conversation would doubtless have been continued, if it had not
+happened to be the anniversary of the battle of Sedan. But because of
+the day they were interrupted by the sound of drum and fife, and Effi,
+who had heard before of the proposed parade, but had meanwhile
+forgotten about it, rushed suddenly away from the work-table, past the
+circular plot and the pond, in the direction of a balcony built on the
+churchyard wall, to which one could climb by six steps not much
+broader than the rungs of a ladder. In an instant she was at the top
+and, surely enough, there came all the school children marching along,
+Jahnke strutting majestically beside the right flank, while a little
+drum major marched at the head of the procession, several paces in
+advance, with an expression on his countenance as though it were
+incumbent upon him to fight the battle of Sedan all over again. Effi
+waved her handkerchief and he promptly returned the greeting by a
+salute with his shining baton.
+
+A week later mother and daughter were again sitting in the same
+place, busy, as before, with their work. It was an exceptionally
+beautiful day; the heliotrope growing in a neat bed around the sundial
+was still in bloom, and the soft breeze that was stirring bore its
+fragrance over to them.
+
+"Oh, how well I feel," said Effi, "so well and so happy! I can't think
+of heaven as more beautiful. And, after all, who knows whether they
+have such wonderful heliotrope in heaven?"
+
+"Why, Effi, you must not talk like that. You get that from your
+father, to whom nothing is sacred. Not long ago he even said:
+'Niemeyer looks like Lot.' Unheard of. And what in the world can he
+mean by it? In the first place he doesn't know how Lot looked, and
+secondly it shows an absolute lack of consideration for Hulda.
+Luckily, Niemeyer has only the one daughter, and for this reason the
+comparison really falls to the ground. In one regard, to be sure, he
+was only too right, viz., in each and every thing that he said about
+'Lot's wife,' our good pastor's better half, who again this year, as
+was to be expected, simply ruined our Sedan celebration by her folly
+and presumption. By the by it just occurs to me that we were
+interrupted in our conversation when Jahnke came by with the school.
+At least I cannot imagine that the furs, of which you were speaking at
+that time, should have been your only wish. So let me know, darling,
+what further things you have set your heart upon."
+
+"None, mama."
+
+"Truly, none?"
+
+"No, none, truly; perfectly in earnest. But, on second thought, if
+there were anything--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"It would be a Japanese bed screen, black, with gold birds on it, all
+with long crane bills. And then perhaps, besides, a hanging lamp for
+our bedroom, with a red shade."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent.
+
+"Now you see, mama, you are silent and look as though I had said
+something especially improper."
+
+"No, Effi, nothing improper. Certainly not in the presence of your
+mother, for I know you so well. You are a fantastic little person,
+you like nothing better than to paint fanciful pictures of the future,
+and the richer their coloring the more beautiful and desirable they
+appear to you. I saw that when we were buying the traveling articles.
+And now you fancy it would be altogether adorable to have a bed screen
+with a variety of fabulous beasts on it, all in the dim light of a red
+hanging lamp. It appeals to you as a fairy tale and you would like to
+be a princess."
+
+Effi took her mother's hand and kissed it. "Yes, mama, that is my
+nature."
+
+"Yes, that is your nature. I know it only too well. But, my dear Effi,
+we must be circumspect in life, and we women especially. Now when you
+go to Kessin, a small place, where hardly a streetlamp is lit at
+night, the people will laugh at such things. And if they would only
+stop with laughing! Those who are ill-disposed toward you--and there
+are always some--will speak of your bad bringing-up, and many will
+doubtless say even worse things."
+
+"Nothing Japanese, then, and no hanging lamp either. But I confess I
+had thought it would be so beautiful and poetical to see everything in
+a dim red light."
+
+Mrs. von Briest was moved. She got up and kissed Effi. "You are a
+child. Beautiful and poetical. Nothing but fancies. The reality is
+different, and often it is well that there should be dark instead of
+light and shimmer."
+
+Effi seemed on the point of answering, but at this moment Wilke came
+and brought some letters. One was from Kessin, from Innstetten. "Ah,
+from Geert," said Effi, and putting the letter in her pocket, she
+continued in a calm tone: "But you surely will allow me to set the
+grand piano across one corner of the room. I care more for that than
+for the open fireplace that Geert has promised me. And then I am going
+to put your portrait on an easel. I can't be entirely without you. Oh,
+how I shall be homesick to see you, perhaps even on the wedding tour,
+and most certainly in Kessin. Why, they say the place has no garrison,
+not even a staff surgeon, and how fortunate it is that it is at least
+a watering place. Cousin von Briest, upon whom I shall rely as my
+chief support, always goes with his mother and sister to Warnemunde.
+Now I really do not see why he should not, for a change, some day
+direct our dear relatives toward Kessin. Besides, 'direct' seems to
+suggest a position on the staff, to which, I believe, he aspires. And
+then, of course, he will come along and live at our house. Moreover
+Kessin, as somebody just recently told me, has a rather large steamer,
+which runs over to Sweden twice a week. And on the ship there is
+dancing (of course they have a band on board), and he dances very
+well."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"Why, Dagobert."
+
+"I thought you meant Innstetten. In any case the time has now come to
+know what he writes. You still have the letter in your pocket, you
+know."
+
+"That's right. I had almost forgotten it." She opened the letter and
+glanced over it.
+
+"Well, Effi, not a word? You are not beaming and not even smiling. And
+yet he always writes such bright and entertaining letters, and not a
+word of fatherly wisdom in them."
+
+"That I should not allow. He has his age and I have my youth. I should
+shake my finger at him and say: 'Geert, consider which is better.'"
+
+"And then he would answer: 'You have what is better.' For he is not
+only a man of most refined manners, he is at the same time just and
+sensible and knows very well what youth means. He is always reminding
+himself of that and adapting himself to youthful ways, and if he
+remains the same after marriage you will lead a model married life."
+
+"Yes, I think so, too, mama. But just imagine--and I am almost ashamed
+to say it--I am not so very much in favor of what is called a model
+married life."
+
+"That is just like you. And now tell me, pray, what are you really in
+favor of?"
+
+"I am--well, I am in favor of like and like and naturally also of
+tenderness and love. And if tenderness and love are out of the
+question, because, as papa says, love is after all only fiddle-faddle,
+which I, however, do not believe, well, then I am in favor of wealth
+and an aristocratic house, a really aristocratic one, to which Prince
+Frederick Charles will come for an elk or grouse hunt, or where the
+old Emperor will call and have a gracious word for every lady, even
+for the younger ones. And then when we are in Berlin I am for court
+balls and gala performances at the Opera, with seats always close by
+the grand central box."
+
+"Do you say that out of pure sauciness and caprice?"
+
+"No, mama, I am fully in earnest. Love comes first, but right after
+love come splendor and honor, and then comes amusement--yes,
+amusement, always something new, always something to make me laugh or
+weep. The thing I cannot endure is _ennui_."
+
+"If that is the case, how in the world have you managed to get along
+with us?"
+
+"Why, mama, I am amazed to hear you say such a thing. To be sure, in
+the winter time, when our dear relatives come driving up to see us and
+stay for six hours, or perhaps even longer, and Aunt Gundel and Aunt
+Olga eye me from head to foot and find me impertinent--and Aunt Gundel
+once told me that I was--well, then occasionally it is not very
+pleasant, that I must admit. But otherwise I have always been happy
+here, so happy--"
+
+As she said the last words she fell, sobbing convulsively, at her
+mother's feet and kissed her hands.
+
+"Get up, Effi. Such emotions as these overcome one, when one is as
+young as you and facing her wedding and the uncertain future. But now
+read me the letter, unless it contains something very special, or
+perhaps secrets."
+
+"Secrets," laughed Effi and sprang to her feet in a suddenly changed
+mood. "Secrets! Yes, yes, he is always coming to the point of telling
+me some, but the most of what he writes might with perfect propriety
+be posted on the bulletin board at the mayor's office, where the
+ordinances of the district council are posted. But then, you know,
+Geert is one of the councillors."
+
+"Read, read."
+
+"Dear Effi: The nearer we come to our wedding day, the more scanty
+your letters grow. When the mail arrives I always look first of all
+for your handwriting, but, as you know, all in vain, as a rule, and
+yet I did not ask to have it otherwise. The workmen are now in the
+house who are to prepare the rooms, few in number, to be sure, for
+your coming. The best part of the work will doubtless not be done till
+we are on our journey. Paper-hanger Madelung, who is to furnish
+everything, is an odd original. I shall tell you about him the next
+time. Now I must tell you first of all how happy I am over you, over
+my sweet little Effi. The very ground beneath my feet here is on fire,
+and yet our good city is growing more and more quiet and lonesome. The
+last summer guest left yesterday. Toward the end he went swimming at
+nine degrees above zero (Centigrade), and the attendants were always
+rejoiced when he came out alive. For they feared a stroke of apoplexy,
+which would give the baths a bad reputation, as though the water were
+worse here than elsewhere. I rejoice when I think that in four weeks I
+shall row with you from the Piazzetta out to the Lido or to Murano,
+where they make glass beads and beautiful jewelry. And the most
+beautiful shall be yours. Many greetings to your parents and the
+tenderest kiss for yourself from your Geert."
+
+Effi folded the letter and put it back into the envelope.
+
+"That is a very pretty letter," said Mrs. von Briest, "and that it
+observes due moderation throughout is a further merit."
+
+"Yes, due moderation it surely does observe."
+
+"My dear Effi, let me ask a question. Do you wish that the letter did
+not observe due moderation? Do you wish that it were more
+affectionate, perhaps gushingly affectionate?"
+
+"No, no, mama. Honestly and truly no, I do not wish that. So it is
+better as it is."
+
+"So it is better as it is. There you go again. You are so queer. And
+by the by, a moment ago you were weeping. Is something troubling you?
+It is not yet too late. Don't you love Geert?"
+
+"Why shouldn't I love him? I love Hulda, and I love Bertha, and I love
+Hertha. And I love old Mr. Niemeyer, too. And that I love you and papa
+I don't even need to mention. I love all who mean well by me and are
+kind to me and humor me. No doubt Geert will humor me, too. To be
+sure, in his own way. You see he is already thinking of giving me
+jewelry in Venice. He hasn't the faintest suspicion that I care
+nothing for jewelry. I care more for climbing and swinging and am
+always happiest when I expect every moment that something will give
+way or break and cause me to tumble. It will not cost me my head the
+first time, you know."
+
+"And perhaps you also love your Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Yes, very much. He always cheers me."
+
+"And would you have liked to marry Cousin von Briest?"
+
+"Marry? For heaven's sake no. Why, he is still half a boy. Geert is a
+man, a handsome man, a man with whom I can shine and he will make
+something of himself in the world. What are you thinking of, mama?"
+
+"Well, that is all right, Effi, I am glad to hear it. But there is
+something else troubling you."
+
+"Perhaps."
+
+"Well, speak."
+
+"You see, mama, the fact that he is older than I does no harm. Perhaps
+that is a very good thing. After all he is not old and is well and
+strong and is so soldierly and so keen. And I might almost say I am
+altogether in favor of him, if he only--oh, if he were only a little
+bit different."
+
+"How, pray, Effi."
+
+"Yes, how? Well, you must not laugh at me. It is something that I
+only very recently overheard, over at the parsonage. We were talking
+about Innstetten and all of a sudden old Mr. Niemeyer wrinkled his
+forehead, in wrinkles of respect and admiration, of course, and said:
+'Oh yes, the Baron. He is a man of character, a man of principles."
+
+"And that he is, Effi."
+
+"Certainly. And later, I believe, Niemeyer said he is even a man of
+convictions. Now that, it seems to me, is something more. Alas, and
+I--I have none. You see, mama, there is something about this that
+worries me and makes me uneasy. He is so dear and good to me and so
+considerate, but I am afraid of him."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+The days of festivity at Hohen-Cremmen were past; all the guests had
+departed, likewise the newly married couple, who left the evening of
+the wedding day.
+
+The nuptial-eve performance had pleased everybody, especially the
+players, and Hulda had been the delight of all the young officers, not
+only the Rathenow Hussars, but also their more critically inclined
+comrades of the Alexander regiment. Indeed everything had gone well
+and smoothly, almost better than expected. The only thing to be
+regretted was that Bertha and Hertha had sobbed so violently that
+Jahnke's Low German verses had been virtually lost. But even that had
+made but little difference. A few fine connoisseurs had even expressed
+the opinion that, "to tell the truth, forgetting what to say, sobbing,
+and unintelligibility, together form the standard under which the most
+decided victories are won, particularly in the case of pretty, curly
+red heads." Cousin von Briest had won a signal triumph in his
+self-composed role. He had appeared as one of Demuth's clerks, who had
+found out that the young bride was planning to go to Italy immediately
+after the wedding, for which reason he wished to deliver to her a
+traveling trunk. This trunk proved, of course, to be a giant box of
+bonbons from Hoevel's. The dancing had continued till three o'clock,
+with the effect that Briest, who had been gradually talking himself
+into the highest pitch of champagne excitement, had made various
+remarks about the torch dance, still in vogue at many courts, and the
+remarkable custom of the garter dance. Since these remarks showed no
+signs of coming to an end, and kept getting worse and worse, they
+finally reached the point where they simply had to be choked off.
+"Pull yourself together, Briest," his wife had whispered to him in a
+rather earnest tone; "you are not here for the purpose of making
+indecent remarks, but of doing the honors of the house. We are having
+at present a wedding and not a hunting party." Whereupon von Briest
+answered: "I see no difference between the two; besides, I am happy."
+
+The wedding itself had also gone well, Niemeyer had conducted the
+service in an exquisite fashion, and on the way home from the church
+one of the old men from Berlin, who half-way belonged to the court
+circle, made a remark to the effect that it was truly wonderful how
+thickly talents are distributed in a state like ours. "I see therein a
+triumph of our schools, and perhaps even more of our philosophy. When
+I consider how this Niemeyer, an old village preacher, who at first
+looked like a hospitaler--why, friend, what do you say? Didn't he
+speak like a court preacher? Such tact, and such skill in antithesis,
+quite the equal of Koegel, and in feeling even better. Koegel is too
+cold. To be sure, a man in his position has to be cold. Generally
+speaking, what is it that makes wrecks of the lives of men? Always
+warmth, and nothing else." It goes without saying that these remarks
+were assented to by the dignitary to whom they were addressed, a
+gentleman as yet unmarried, who doubtless for this very reason was, at
+the time being, involved in his fourth "relation." "Only too true,
+dear friend," said he. "Too much warmth--most excellent--Besides, I
+must tell you a story, later."
+
+The day after the wedding was a clear October day. The morning sun
+shone bright, yet there was a feeling of autumn chilliness in the air,
+and von Briest, who had just taken breakfast in company with his wife,
+arose from his seat and stood, with his hands behind his back, before
+the slowly dying open fire. Mrs. von Briest, with her fancy work in
+her hands, moved likewise closer to the fireplace and said to Wilke,
+who entered just at this point to clear away the breakfast table: "And
+now, Wilke, when you have everything in order in the dining hall--but
+that comes first--then see to it that the cakes are taken over to the
+neighbors, the nutcake to the pastor's and the dish of small cakes to
+the Jahnkes'. And be careful with the goblets. I mean the thin cut
+glasses."
+
+Briest had already lighted his third cigarette, and, looking in the
+best of health, declared that "nothing agrees with one so well as a
+wedding, excepting one's own, of course."
+
+"I don't know why you should make that remark, Briest. It is
+absolutely news to me that you suffered at your wedding. I can't
+imagine why you should have, either."
+
+"Luise, you are a wet blanket, so to speak. But I take nothing amiss,
+not even a thing like that. Moreover, why should we be talking about
+ourselves, we who have never even taken a wedding tour? Your father
+was opposed to it. But Effi is taking a wedding tour now. To be
+envied. Started on the ten o'clock train. By this time they must be
+near Ratisbon, and I presume he is enumerating to her the chief art
+treasures of the Walhalla, without getting off the train--that goes
+without saying. Innstetten is a splendid fellow, but he is pretty much
+of an art crank, and Effi, heaven knows, our poor Effi is a child of
+nature. I am afraid he will annoy her somewhat with his enthusiasm for
+art."
+
+"Every man annoys his wife, and enthusiasm for art is not the worst
+thing by a good deal."
+
+"No, certainly not. At all events we will not quarrel about that; it
+is a wide field. Then, too, people are so different. Now you, you
+know, would have been the right person for that. Generally speaking,
+you would have been better suited to Innstetten than Effi. What a
+pity! But it is too late now."
+
+"Extremely gallant remark, except for the fact that it is not apropos.
+However, in any case, what has been has been. Now he is my son-in-law,
+and it can accomplish nothing to be referring back all the while to
+the affairs of youth."
+
+"I wished merely to rouse you to an animated humor."
+
+"Very kind of you, but it was not necessary. I am in an animated
+humor."
+
+"Likewise a good one?"
+
+"I might almost say so. But you must not spoil it.--Well, what else is
+troubling you? I see there is something on your mind."
+
+"Were you pleased with Effi? Were you satisfied with the whole affair?
+She was so peculiar, half naive, and then again very self-conscious
+and by no means as demure as she ought to be toward such a husband.
+That surely must be due solely to the fact that she does not yet fully
+know what she has in him. Or is it simply that she does not love him
+very much? That would be bad. For with all his virtues he is not the
+man to win her love with an easy grace."
+
+Mrs. von Briest kept silent and counted the stitches of her fancy
+work. Finally she said: "What you just said, Briest, is the most
+sensible thing I have heard from you for the last three days,
+including your speech at dinner. I, too, have had my misgivings. But I
+believe we have reason to feel satisfied."
+
+"Has she poured out her heart to you?"
+
+"I should hardly call it that. True, she cannot help talking, but she
+is not disposed to tell everything she has in her heart, and she
+settles a good many things for herself. She is at once communicative
+and reticent, almost secretive; in general, a very peculiar mixture."
+
+"I am entirely of your opinion. But how do you know about this if she
+didn't tell you?"
+
+"I only said she did not pour out her heart to me. Such a general
+confession, such a complete unburdening of the soul, it is not in her
+to make. It all came out of her by sudden jerks, so to speak, and then
+it was all over. But just because it came from her soul so
+unintentionally and accidentally, as it were, it seemed to me for that
+very reason so significant."
+
+"When was this, pray, and what was the occasion?"
+
+"Unless I am mistaken, it was just three weeks ago, and we were
+sitting in the garden, busied with all sorts of things belonging to
+her trousseau, when Wilke brought a letter from Innstetten. She put it
+in her pocket and a quarter of an hour later had wholly forgotten
+about it, till I reminded her that she had a letter. Then she read it,
+but the expression of her face hardly changed. I confess to you that
+an anxious feeling came over me, so intense that I felt a strong
+desire to have all the light on the matter that it is possible to have
+under the circumstances."
+
+"Very true, very true."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I mean only--But that is wholly immaterial. Go on with your
+story; I am all ears."
+
+"So I asked her straight out how matters stood, and as I wished to
+avoid anything bordering on solemnity, in view of her peculiar
+character, and sought to take the whole matter as lightly as possible,
+almost as a joke, in fact, I threw out the question, whether she would
+perhaps prefer to marry Cousin von Briest, who had showered his
+attentions upon her in Berlin."
+
+"And?"
+
+"You ought to have seen her then. Her first answer was a saucy laugh.
+Why, she said, her cousin was really only a big cadet in lieutenant's
+uniform. And she could not even love a cadet, to saying nothing of
+marrying one. Then she spoke of Innstetten, who suddenly became for
+her a paragon of manly virtues."
+
+"How do you explain that?"
+
+"It's quite simple. Lively, emotional, I might almost say, passionate
+as she is, or perhaps just because she is so constituted, she is not
+one of those who are so particularly dependent upon love, at least not
+upon what truly deserves the name. To be sure, she speaks of love,
+even with emphasis and a certain tone of conviction, but only because
+she has somewhere read that love is indisputably the most exalted,
+most beautiful, most glorious thing in the world. And it may be,
+perhaps, that she has merely heard it from that sentimental person,
+Hulda, and repeats it after her. But she does not feel it very deeply.
+It is barely possible that it will come later. God forbid. But it is
+not yet at hand."
+
+"Then what is at hand? What ails her?"
+
+"In my judgment, and according to her own testimony, she has two
+things: mania for amusement and ambition."
+
+"Well, those things can pass away. They do not disturb me."
+
+"They do me. Innstetten is the kind of a man who makes his own career.
+I will not call him pushing, for he is not, he has too much of the
+real gentleman in him for that. Let us say, then, he is a man who will
+make his own career. That will satisfy Effi's ambition."
+
+"Very well. I call that good."
+
+"Yes, it is good. But that is only the half. Her ambition will be
+satisfied, but how about her inclination for amusement and adventure?
+I have my doubts. For the little entertainment and awakening of
+interest, demanded every hour, for the thousand things that overcome
+ennui, the mortal enemy of a spiritual little person, for these
+Innstetten will make poor provision. He will not leave her in the
+midst of an intellectual desert; he is too wise and has had too much
+experience in the world for that, but he will not specially amuse her
+either. And, most of all, he will not even bother to ask himself
+seriously how to go about it. Things can go on thus for a while
+without doing much harm, but she will finally become aware of the
+situation and be offended. And then I don't know what will happen. For
+gentle and yielding as she is, she has, along with these qualities, a
+certain inclination to fly into a fury, and at such times she hazards
+everything."
+
+At this point Wilke came in from the dining hall and reported that he
+had counted everything and found everything there, except that one of
+the fine wine glasses was broken, but that had occurred yesterday when
+the toast was drunk. Miss Hulda had clinked her glass too hard against
+Lieutenant Nienkerk's.
+
+"Of course, half asleep and always has been, and lying under the elder
+tree has obviously not improved matters. A silly person, and I don't
+understand Nienkerk."
+
+"I understand him perfectly."
+
+"But he can't marry her."
+
+"No."
+
+"His purpose, then?"
+
+"A wide field, Luise."
+
+This was the day after the wedding. Three days later came a scribbled
+little card from Munich, with all the names on it indicated by two
+letters only. "Dear mama: This morning we visited the Pinakothek.
+Geert wanted to go over to the other museum, too, the name of which I
+will not mention here, because I am in doubt about the right way to
+spell it, and I dislike to ask him. I must say, he is angelic to me
+and explains everything. Generally speaking, everything is very
+beautiful, but it's a strain. In Italy it will probably slacken
+somewhat and get better. We are lodging at the 'Four Seasons,' which
+fact gave Geert occasion to remark to me, that 'outside it was autumn,
+but in me he was having spring.' I consider that a very graceful
+compliment. He is really very attentive. To be sure, I have to be
+attentive, too, especially when he says something or is giving me an
+explanation. Besides, he knows everything so well that he doesn't even
+need to consult a guide book. He delights to talk of you two,
+especially mama. He considers Hulda somewhat affected, but old Mr.
+Niemeyer has completely captivated him. A thousand greetings from your
+thoroughly entranced, but somewhat weary Effi."
+
+Similar cards now arrived daily, from Innsbruck, from Vicenza, from
+Padua. Every one began: "We visited the famous gallery here this
+morning," or, if it was not the gallery, it was an arena or some
+church of "St. Mary" with a surname. From Padua came, along with the
+card, a real letter. "Yesterday we were in Vicenza. One must see
+Vicenza on account of Palladio. Geert told me that everything modern
+had its roots in him. Of course, with reference only to architecture.
+Here in Padua, where we arrived this morning, he said to himself
+several times in the hotel omnibus, 'He lies in Padua interred,' and
+was surprised when he discovered that I had never heard these words.
+But finally he said it was really very well and in my favor that I
+knew nothing about them. He is very just, I must say. And above all he
+is angelic to me and not a bit overbearing and not at all old, either.
+I still have pains in my feet, and the consulting of guide books and
+standing so long before pictures wears me out. But it can't be helped,
+you know. I am looking forward to Venice with much pleasure. We shall
+stay there five days, perhaps even a whole week. Geert has already
+begun to rave about the pigeons in St. Mark's Square, and the fact
+that one can buy there little bags of peas and feed them to the pretty
+birds. There are said to be paintings representing this scene, with
+beautiful blonde maidens, 'a type like Hulda,' as he said. And that
+reminds me of the Jahnke girls. I would give a good deal if I could be
+sitting with them on a wagon tongue in our yard and feeding _our_
+pigeons. Now, you must not kill the fan tail pigeon with the big
+breast; I want to see it again. Oh, it is so beautiful here. This is
+even said to be the most beautiful of all. Your happy, but somewhat
+weary Effi."
+
+When Mrs. von Briest had finished reading the letter she said: "The
+poor child. She is homesick."
+
+"Yes," said von Briest, "she is homesick. This accursed traveling--"
+
+"Why do you say that now! You might have hindered it, you know. But it
+is just your way to play the wise man after a thing is all over. After
+a child has fallen into the well the aldermen cover up the well."
+
+"Ah, Luise, don't bother me with that kind of stuff. Effi is our
+child, but since the 3d of October she has been the Baroness of
+Innstetten. And if her husband, our son-in-law, desires to take a
+wedding tour and use it as an occasion for making a new catalogue of
+every gallery, I can't keep him from doing it. That is what it means
+to get married."
+
+"So now you admit it. In talking with me you have always denied, yes,
+always denied that the wife is in a condition of restraint."
+
+"Yes, Luise, I have. But what is the use of discussing that now? It is
+really too wide a field."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+Innstetten's leave of absence was to expire the 15th of November, and
+so when they had reached Capri and Sorrento he felt morally bound to
+follow his usual habit of returning to his duties on the day and at
+the hour designated. So on the morning of the 14th they arrived by the
+fast express in Berlin, where Cousin von Briest met them and proposed
+that they should make use of the two hours before the departure of the
+Stettin train to pay a visit to the Panorama and then have a little
+luncheon together. Both proposals were accepted with thanks. At noon
+they returned to the station, shook hands heartily and said good-by,
+after both Effi and her husband had extended the customary invitation,
+"Do come to see us some day," which fortunately is never taken
+seriously. As the train started Effi waved a last farewell from her
+compartment. Then she leaned back and made herself comfortable, but
+from time to time sat up and held out her hand to Innstetten.
+
+It was a pleasant journey, and the train arrived on time at the
+Klein-Tantow station, from which a turnpike led to Kessin, ten miles
+away. In the summer time, especially during the tourist season,
+travelers were accustomed to avoid the turnpike and take the water
+route, going by an old sidewheel steamer down the Kessine, the river
+from which Kessin derived its name. But the "Phoenix"--about which the
+wish had long been vainly cherished, that, at some time when there
+were no passengers on board, it might justify its name and burn to
+ashes--regularly stopped running on the 1st of October. For this
+reason Innstetten had telegraphed from Stettin to his coachman Kruse:
+"Five o'clock, Klein-Tantow station. Open carriage, if good weather."
+
+It certainly was good weather, and there sat Kruse in the open
+carriage at the station. He greeted the newly arrived couple with all
+the prescribed dignity of a first-class coachman.
+
+"Well, Kruse, everything in order?"
+
+"At your service, Sir Councillor."
+
+"Then, Effi, please get in." As Effi was doing as bid, and one of the
+station porters was finding a place for a small satchel by the
+coachman, in front, Innstetten left orders to send the rest of the
+luggage by the omnibus. Then he, too, took his seat and after
+condescendingly asking one of the bystanders for a light called to
+Kruse: "Drive on, Kruse." The carriage rolled quickly over the rails
+of the many tracks at the crossing, then slantingly down the slope of
+the embankment, and on the turnpike past an inn called "The Prince
+Bismarck." At this point the road forked, one branch leading to the
+right to Kessin, the other to the left to Varzin. In front of the inn
+stood a moderately tall, broad-shouldered man in a fur coat and a fur
+cap. The cap he took off with great deference as the District
+Councillor drove by. "Pray, who was that?" said Effi, who was
+extremely interested in all she saw and consequently in the best of
+humor. "He looked like a starost, though I am forced to confess I
+never saw a starost before."
+
+"Which is no loss, Effi. You guessed very well just the same. He does
+really look like a starost and is something of the sort, too. I mean
+by that, he is half Polish. His name is Golchowski, and whenever we
+have an election or a hunt here, he is at the top of the list. In
+reality he is a very unsafe fellow, whom I would not trust across the
+road, and he doubtless has a great deal on his conscience. But he
+assumes an air of loyalty, and when the quality of Varzin go by here
+he would like nothing better than to throw himself before their
+carriages. I know that at the same time he is hostile to the Prince.
+But what is the use? We must not have any misunderstandings with him,
+for we need him. He has this whole region in his pocket and
+understands electioneering better than any one else. Besides, he is
+considered well-to-do and lends out money at usury which is contrary
+to the ordinary practice of the Poles."
+
+"But he was good-looking."
+
+"Yes, good-looking he is. Most of the people here are good-looking. A
+handsome strain of human beings. But that is the best that can be said
+of them. Your Brandenburg people look more unostentatious and more
+ill-humored, and in their conduct they are less respectful, in fact,
+are not at all respectful, but their yes is yes and no is no, and one
+can depend upon them. Here everybody is uncertain."
+
+"Why do you tell me that, since I am obliged to live here among them
+now?"
+
+"Not you. You will not hear or see much of them. For city and country
+are here very different, and you will become acquainted with our city
+people only, our good people of Kessin."
+
+"Our good people of Kessin. Is that sarcasm, or are they really so
+good?"
+
+"That they are really good is not exactly what I mean to say, but they
+are different from the others; in fact, they have no similarity
+whatever to the country inhabitants here."
+
+"How does that come?"
+
+"Because they are entirely different human beings, by ancestry and
+association. The people you find in the country here are the so-called
+Cassubians, of whom you may have heard, a Slavic race, who have been
+living here for a thousand years and probably much longer. But all the
+inhabitants of our seaports, and the commercial cities near the coast,
+have moved here from a distance and trouble themselves very little
+about the Cassubian backwoods, because they derive little profit from
+that source and are dependent upon entirely different sources. The
+sources upon which they are dependent are the regions with which they
+have commercial relations, and as their commerce brings them into
+touch with the whole world you will find among them people from every
+nook and corner of the earth, even here in our good Kessin, in spite
+of the fact that it is nothing but a miserable hole."
+
+"Why, that is perfectly charming, Geert. You are always talking about
+the miserable hole, but I shall find here an entirely new world, if
+you have not exaggerated. All kinds of exotics. That is about what you
+meant, isn't it?"
+
+He nodded his head.
+
+"An entirely new world, I say, perhaps a negro, or a Turk, or perhaps
+even a Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, a Chinaman, too. How well you can guess! It may be that we still
+have one. He is dead now and buried in a little fenced-in plot of
+ground close by the churchyard. If you are not easily frightened I
+will show you his grave some day. It is situated among the dunes, with
+nothing but lyme grass around it, and here and there a few
+immortelles, and one always hears the sea. It is very beautiful and
+very uncanny."
+
+"Oh, uncanny? I should like to know more about it. But I would better
+not. Such stories make me have visions and dreams, and if, as I hope,
+I sleep well tonight, I should certainly not like to see a Chinaman
+come walking up to my bed the first thing."
+
+"You will not, either."
+
+"Not, either? Upon my word, that sounds strange, as though, after all,
+it were possible. You seek to make Kessin interesting to me, but you
+carry it a trifle too far. And have you many such foreigners in
+Kessin?"
+
+"A great many. The whole population is made up of such foreigners,
+people whose parents and grandparents lived in an entirely different
+region."
+
+"Most remarkable. Please tell me more about them. But no more creepy
+stories. I feel that there is always something creepy about a
+Chinaman."
+
+"Yes, there is," laughed Geert, "but the rest, thank heaven, are of an
+entirely different sort, all mannerly people, perhaps a little bit too
+commercial, too thoughtful of their own advantage, and always on hand
+with bills of questionable value. In fact, one must be cautious with
+them. But otherwise they are quite agreeable. And to let you see that
+I have not been deceiving you I will just give you a little sample, a
+sort of index or list of names."
+
+"Please do, Geert."
+
+"For example, we have, not fifty paces from our house, and our gardens
+are even adjoining, the master machinist and dredger Macpherson, a
+real Scotchman and a Highlander."
+
+"And he still wears the native costume?"
+
+"No, thank heaven, he doesn't, for he is a shriveled up little man, of
+whom neither his clan nor Walter Scott would be particularly proud.
+And then we have, further, in the same house where this Macpherson
+lives, an old surgeon by the name of Beza, in reality only a barber.
+He comes from Lisbon, the same place that the famous general De Meza
+comes from. Meza, Beza; you can hear the national relationship. And
+then we have, up the river by the quay, where the ships lie, a
+goldsmith by the name of Stedingk, who is descended from an old
+Swedish family; indeed, I believe there are counts of the empire by
+that name. Further, and with this man I will close for the present, we
+have good old Dr. Hannemann, who of course is a Dane, and was a long
+time in Iceland, has even written a book on the last eruption of
+Hekla, or Krabla."
+
+"Why, that is magnificent, Geert. It is like having six novels that
+one can never finish reading. At first it sounds commonplace, but
+afterward seems quite out of the ordinary. And then you must also have
+people, simply because it is a seaport, who are not mere surgeons or
+barbers or anything of the sort. You must also have captains, some
+flying Dutchman or other, or--"
+
+"You are quite right. We even have a captain who was once a pirate
+among the Black Flags."
+
+"I don't know what you mean. What are Black Flags?"
+
+"They are people away off in Tonquin and the South Sea--But since he
+has been back among men he has resumed the best kind of manners and is
+quite entertaining."
+
+"I should be afraid of him nevertheless."
+
+"You don't need to be, at any time, not even when I am out in the
+country or at the Prince's for tea, for along with everything else
+that we have, we have, thank heaven, also Rollo."
+
+"Rollo?"
+
+"Yes, Bollo. The name makes you think of the Norman Duke, provided you
+have ever heard Niemeyer or Jahnke speak of him. Our Rollo has
+somewhat the same character. But he is only a Newfoundland dog, a most
+beautiful animal, that loves me and will love you, too. For Rollo is a
+connoisseur. So long as you have him about you, you are safe, and
+nothing can get at you, neither a live man nor a dead one. But just
+see the moon over yonder. Isn't it beautiful?"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A -G, Munich_
+DIVINE SERVICE IN THE WOODS AT KOSEN ADOLPH VON MENZEL]
+
+Effi, who had been leaning back quietly absorbed, drinking in every
+word, half timorously, half eagerly, now sat erect and looked out to
+the right, where the moon had just risen behind a white mass of
+clouds, which quickly floated by. Copper-colored hung the great disk
+behind a clump of alders and shed its light upon the expanse of water
+into which the Kessine here widens out. Or perhaps it might be looked
+upon as one of the fresh-water lakes connected with the Baltic Sea.
+
+Effi was stupefied. "Yes, you are right, Geert, how beautiful! But at
+the same time there is something uncanny about it. In Italy I never
+had such a sensation, not even when we were going over from Mestre to
+Venice. There, too, we had water and swamps and moonlight, and I
+thought the bridge would break. But it was not so spooky. What is the
+cause of it, I wonder? Can it be the northern latitude?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "We are here seventy-five miles further north than
+in Hohen-Cremmen, and you have still a while to wait before we come to
+the first polar bear. I think you are nervous from the long journey
+and the Panorama, not to speak of the story of the Chinaman."
+
+"Why, you didn't tell me any story."
+
+"No, I only mentioned him. But a Chinaman is in himself a story."
+
+"Yes," she laughed.
+
+"In any case you will soon recover. Do you see the little house yonder
+with the light? It is a blacksmith's shop. There the road bends. And
+when we have passed the bend you will be able to see the tower of
+Kessin, or to be more exact, the two."
+
+"Has it two?"
+
+"Yes, Kessin is picking up. It now has a Catholic church also."
+
+A half hour later the carriage stopped at the district councillor's
+residence, which stood clear at the opposite end of the city. It was a
+simple, rather old-fashioned, frame-house with plaster between the
+timbers, and stood facing the main street, which led to the sea-baths,
+while its gable looked down upon a grove, between the city limits and
+the dunes, which was called the "Plantation." Furthermore this
+old-fashioned frame-house was only Innstetten's private residence,
+not the real district councillor's office. The latter stood diagonally
+across the street.
+
+It was not necessary for Kruse to announce their arrival with three
+cracks of his whip. The servants had long been watching at the doors
+and windows for their master and mistress, and even before the
+carriage stopped all the inmates of the house were grouped upon the
+stone doorstep, which took up the whole width of the sidewalk. In
+front of them was Rollo, who, the moment the carriage stopped, began
+to circle around it. Innstetten first of all helped his young wife to
+alight. Then, offering her his arm, he walked with a friendly bow past
+the servants, who promptly turned and followed him into the
+entrance-hall, which was furnished with splendid old wardrobes and
+cases standing around the walls. The housemaid, a pretty girl, no
+longer very young, whose stately plumpness was almost as becoming to
+her as the neat little cap on her blonde head, helped her mistress
+take off her muff and cloak, and was just stooping down to take off
+her fur-lined rubber shoes. But before she had time to make a
+beginning, Innstetten said: "I suppose the best thing will be for me
+to introduce to you right here all the occupants of our house, with
+the exception of Mrs. Kruse, who does not like to be seen, and who, I
+presume, is holding her inevitable black chicken again." Everybody
+smiled. "But never mind Mrs. Kruse. Here is my old Frederick, who was
+with me when I was at the university. Good times then, weren't they,
+Frederick?--This is Johanna, a fellow countrywoman of yours, if you
+count those who come from the region of Pasewalk as full-fledged
+Brandenburgians; and this is Christel, to whom we trust our bodily
+welfare every noon and evening, and who knows how to cook, I can
+assure you.--And this is Rollo. Well, Rollo, how goes it?"
+
+Rollo seemed only to have waited for this special greeting, for the
+moment he heard his name he gave a bark for joy, stood up on his hind
+legs and laid his forepaws on his master's shoulders.
+
+"That will do, Rollo, that will do. But look here; this is my wife. I
+have told her about you and said that you were a beautiful animal and
+would protect her." Hereupon Rollo ceased fawning and sat down in
+front of Innstetten, looking up curiously at the young wife. And when
+she held out her hand to him he frisked around her.
+
+During this introduction scene Effi had found time to look about. She
+was enchanted, so to speak, by everything she saw, and at the same
+time dazzled by the abundant light. In the forepart of the hall were
+burning four or five wall lights, the reflectors themselves very
+primitive, simply of tin-plate, which, however, only improved the
+light and heightened the splendor. Two astral lamps with red shades, a
+wedding present from Niemeyer, stood on a folding table between two
+oak cupboards. On the front of the table was the tea service, with the
+little lamp under the kettle already lighted. There were, beside
+these, many, many other things, some of them very queer. From one side
+of the hall to the other ran three beams, dividing the ceiling into
+sections. From the front one was suspended a ship under full sail,
+high quarter-deck, and cannon ports, while farther toward the front
+door a gigantic fish seemed to be swimming in the air. Effi took her
+umbrella, which she still held in her hand, and pushed gently against
+the monster, so that it set up a slow rocking motion.
+
+"What is that, Geert?" she asked.
+
+"That is a shark."
+
+"And that thing, clear at the end of the hall, that looks like a huge
+cigar in front of a tobacco store?"
+
+"That is a young crocodile. But you can look at all these things
+better and more in detail tomorrow. Come now and let us take a cup of
+tea. For in spite of shawls and rugs you must have been chilled.
+Toward the last it was bitter cold."
+
+He offered Effi his arm and the two maids retired. Only Frederick and
+Rollo followed the master of the house as he took his wife into his
+sitting room and study. Effi was as much surprised here as she had
+been in the hall, but before she had time to say anything, Innstetten
+drew back a portiere, which disclosed a second, larger room looking
+out on the court and garden. "Now this, Effi, is your room. Frederick
+and Johanna have tried to arrange it the best they could in accordance
+with my orders. I find it quite tolerable and should be happy if you
+liked it, too."
+
+She withdrew her arm from his and stood up on her tip-toes to give him
+a hearty kiss. "Poor little thing that I am, how you do spoil me! This
+grand piano! and this rug! Why, I believe it is Turkish. And the bowl
+with the little fishes, and the flower table besides! Luxuries,
+everywhere I look."
+
+"Ah, my dear Effi, you will have to put up with that. It is to be
+expected when one is young and pretty and amiable. And I presume the
+inhabitants of Kessin have already found out about you, heaven knows
+from what source. For of the flower table, at least, I am innocent.
+Frederick, where did the flower table come from?"
+
+"Apothecary Gieshuebler. There is a card on it."
+
+"Ah, Gieshuebler, Alonzo Gieshuebler," said Innstetten, laughingly and
+almost boisterously handing the card with the foreign-sounding first
+name to Effi. "Gieshuebler. I forgot to tell you about him. Let me say
+in passing that he bears the doctor's title, but does not like to be
+addressed by it. He says it only vexes the real doctors, and I presume
+he is right about that. Well, I think you will become acquainted with
+him and that soon. He is our best number here, a bel-esprit and an
+original, but especially a man of soul, which is after all the chief
+thing. But enough of these things; let us sit down and drink our tea.
+Where shall it be? Here in your room or over there in mine! There is
+no other choice. Snug and tiny is my cabin."
+
+Without hesitating she sat down on a little corner sofa. "Let us stay
+here today; you will be my guest today. Or let us say, rather: Tea
+regularly in my room, breakfast in yours. Then each will secure his
+rights, and I am curious to know where I shall like it best."
+
+"That will be a morning and evening question."
+
+"Certainly. But the way it is put, or better, our attitude toward it,
+is the important thing."
+
+With that she laughed and cuddled up to him and was about to kiss his
+hand.
+
+"No, Effi, for heaven's sake, don't do that. It is not my desire to be
+a person looked up to with awe and respect. I am, for the inhabitants
+of Kessin, but for you I am--"
+
+"What, pray?"
+
+"Ah, let that pass. Far be it from me to say what."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+The sun was shining brightly when Effi awoke the next morning. It was
+hard for her to get her bearings. Where was she? Correct, in Kessin,
+in the house of District Councillor von Innstetten, and she was his
+wife, Baroness Innstetten. Sitting up she looked around with
+curiosity. During the evening before she had been too tired to examine
+very carefully all the half-foreign, half-old-fashioned things that
+surrounded her. Two pillars supported the ceiling beam, and green
+curtains shut off from the rest of the room the alcove-like sleeping
+apartment in which the beds stood. But in the middle a curtain was
+either lacking or pulled back, and this afforded her a comfortable
+orientation from her bed. There between the two windows stood the
+narrow, but very high, pier-glass, while a little to the right, along
+the hall wall, towered the tile stove, the door of which, as she had
+discovered the evening before, opened into the hall in the
+old-fashioned way. She now felt its warmth radiating toward her. How
+fine it was to be in her own home! At no time during the whole tour
+had she enjoyed so much comfort, not even in Sorrento.
+
+But where was Innstetten? All was still round about her, nobody was
+there. She heard only the tick-tock of a small clock and now and then
+a low sound in the stove, from which she inferred that a few new
+sticks of wood were being shoved in from the hall. Gradually she
+recalled that Geert had spoken the evening before of an electric bell,
+for which she did not have to search long. Close by her pillows was
+the little white ivory button, and she now pressed softly upon it.
+
+Johanna appeared at once. "At your Ladyship's service."
+
+"Oh, Johanna, I believe I have overslept myself. It must be late."
+
+"Just nine."
+
+"And my--" She couldn't make herself speak straightway of her
+"husband." "His Lordship, he must have kept very quiet. I didn't hear
+anything."
+
+"I'm sure he did. And your Ladyship has slept soundly. After the long
+journey--"
+
+"Yes, I have. And his Lordship, is he always up so early?"
+
+"Always, your Ladyship. On that point he is strict; he cannot endure
+late sleeping, and when he enters his room across the hall the stove
+must be warm, and the coffee must not be late."
+
+"So he has already had his breakfast?"
+
+"Oh, no, your Ladyship--His Lordship--"
+
+Effi felt that she ought not to have asked the question and would
+better have kept to herself the suspicion that Innstetten might not
+have waited for her. So she was very eager to correct her mistake the
+best she could, and when she had got up and taken a seat before the
+pier-glass she resumed the conversation, saying: "Moreover, his
+Lordship is quite right. Always to be up early was likewise the rule
+in my parents' home. When people sleep away the morning, everything is
+out of gear the rest of the day. But his Lordship will not be so
+strict with me. For a long time last night I couldn't sleep, and was
+even frightened a little bit."
+
+"What must I hear, your Ladyship? What was it, pray?"
+
+"There was a very strange noise overhead, not loud, but very
+penetrating. At first it sounded as though gowns with long trains were
+dragging over the floor, and in my excitement it seemed a few times as
+though I heard little white satin slippers. It seemed as though they
+were dancing overhead, but quite softly."
+
+As the conversation ran on thus Johanna glanced over the shoulder of
+the young wife at the tall narrow mirror in order the better to
+observe Effi's facial expressions. In reply she said: "Oh, yes, that
+is up in the social room. We used to hear it in the kitchen, too. But
+now we don't hear it any more; we have become accustomed to it."
+
+"Is there anything unusual about it?"
+
+"God forbid, not in the least. For a while no one knew for sure what
+it came from, and even the preacher looked embarrassed, in spite of
+the fact that Dr. Gieshuebler always simply laughed at it. But now we
+know that it comes from the curtains. The room is inclined to be musty
+and damp, and for that reason the windows are always left open, except
+when there is a storm. And so, as there is nearly always a strong
+draft upstairs, the wind sweeps the old white curtains, which I think
+are much too long, back and forth over the floor. That makes a sound
+like silk dresses, or even satin slippers, as your Ladyship just
+said."
+
+"That is it, of course. But what I cannot understand is why the
+curtains are not taken down. Or they might be made shorter. It is such
+a queer noise that it gets on one's nerves. And now, Johanna, give me
+the little cape and put just a little dab of powder on my forehead.
+Or, better still, take the 'refresher' from my traveling bag--Ah, that
+is fine and refreshes me. Now I am ready to go over. He is still
+there, isn't he, or has he been out?"
+
+"His Lordship went out earlier; I believe he was over at the office.
+But he has been back for a quarter of an hour. I will tell Frederick
+to bring the breakfast."
+
+With that Johanna left the room. Effi took one more look into the
+mirror and then walked across the hall, which in the daylight lost
+much of its charm of the evening before, and stepped into Geert's
+room.
+
+He was sitting at his secretary, a rather clumsy cylindrical desk,
+which, however, he did not care to part with, as it was an heirloom.
+Effi was standing behind him, and had embraced and kissed him before
+he could rise from his chair.
+
+"So early?"
+
+"So early, you say. Of course, to mock me."
+
+Innstetten shook his head. "How can I?" Effi took pleasure in accusing
+herself, however, and refused to listen to the assurances of her
+husband that his "so early" had been meant in all seriousness. "You
+must know from our journey that I have never kept you waiting in the
+morning. In the course of the day--well, that is a different matter.
+It is true, I am not very punctual, but I am not a late sleeper. In
+that respect my parents have given me good training, I think."
+
+"In that respect? In everything, my sweet Effi."
+
+"You say that just because we are still on our honeymoon,--why no, we
+are past that already. For heaven's sake, Geert, I hadn't given it a
+single thought, and--why, we have been married for over six weeks, six
+weeks and a day. Yes, that alters the case. So I shall not take it as
+flattery, I shall take it as the truth."
+
+At this moment Frederick came in and brought the coffee. The breakfast
+table stood across the corner of the sitting room in front of a sofa
+made just in the right shape and size to fill that corner. They both
+sat down upon the sofa.
+
+"The coffee is simply delicious," said Effi, as she looked at the
+room and its furnishings. "This is as good as hotel coffee or that we
+had at Bottegone's--you remember, don't you, in Florence, with the
+view of the cathedral? I must write mama about it. We don't have such
+coffee in Hohen-Cremmen. On the whole, Geert, I am just beginning to
+realize what a distinguished husband I married. In our home everything
+was just barely passable."
+
+"Nonsense, Effi. I never saw better house-keeping than in your home."
+
+"And then how well your house is furnished. When papa had bought his
+new weapon cabinet and hung above his writing desk the head of a
+buffalo, and beneath that a picture of old general Wrangel, under whom
+he had once served as an adjutant, he was very proud of what he had
+done. But when I see these things here, all our Hohen-Cremmen elegance
+seems by the side of them merely commonplace and meagre. I don't know
+what to compare them with. Even last night, when I took but a cursory
+look at them, a world of ideas occurred to me."
+
+"And what were they, if I may ask?"
+
+"What they were? Certainly. But you must not laugh at them. I once had
+a picture book, in which a Persian or Indian prince (for he wore a
+turban) sat with his feet under him on a silk cushion, and at his back
+there was a great red silk bolster, which could be seen bulging out to
+the right and left of him, and the wall behind the Indian prince
+bristled with swords and daggers and panther skins and shields and
+long Turkish guns. And see, it looks just like that here in your
+house, and if you will cross your legs and sit down on them the
+similarity will be complete."
+
+"Effi, you are a charming, dear creature. You don't know how deeply I
+feel that and how much I should like to show you every moment that I
+do feel it."
+
+"Well, there will be plenty of time for that. I am only seventeen, you
+know, and have not yet made up my mind to die."
+
+"At least not before I do. To be sure, if I should die first, I should
+like to take you with me. I do not want to leave you to any other man.
+What do you say to that?"
+
+"Oh, I must have some time to think about it. Or, rather, let us not
+think about it at all. I don't like to talk about death; I am for
+life. And now tell me, how shall we live here? On our travels you told
+me all sorts of queer things about the city and the country, but not a
+word about how we shall live here. That here nothing is the same as in
+Hohen-Cremmen and Schwantikow, I see plainly, and yet we must be able
+to have something like intercourse and society in 'good Kessin,' as
+you are always calling it. Have you any people of family in the city?"
+
+"No, my dear Effi. In this regard you are going to meet with great
+disappointments. We have in the neighborhood a few noble families with
+which you will become acquainted, but here in the city there is nobody
+at all."
+
+"Nobody at all? That I can't believe. Why, you are upward of three
+thousand people, and among three thousand people there certainly must
+be, beside such inferior individuals as Barber Beza (I believe that
+was his name), a certain elite, officials and the like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Yes, officials there are. But when you examine
+them narrowly it doesn't mean much. Of course, we have a preacher and
+a judge and a school principal and a commander of pilots, and of such
+people in official positions I presume there may be as many as a dozen
+altogether, but they are for the most part, as the proverb says, good
+men, but poor fiddlers. And all the others are nothing but consuls."
+
+"Nothing but consuls! I beg you, Geert, how can you say 'nothing but
+consuls?' Why, they are very high and grand, and, I might almost say,
+awe-inspiring individuals. Consuls, I thought, were the men with the
+bundles of rods, out of which an ax blade projected."
+
+"Not quite, Effi. Those men are called lictors."
+
+"Right, they are called lictors. But consuls are also men of very high
+rank and authority. Brutus was a consul, was he not?"
+
+"Yes, Brutus was a consul. But ours are not very much like him and are
+content to handle sugar and coffee, or open a case of oranges and sell
+them to you at ten pfennigs apiece."
+
+"Not possible."
+
+"Indeed it is certain. They are tricky little tradesmen, who are
+always at hand with their advice on any question of business, when
+foreign vessels put in here and are at a loss to know what to do. And
+when they have given advice and rendered service to some Dutch or
+Portuguese vessel, they are likely in the end to become accredited
+representatives of such foreign states, and so we have just as many
+consuls in Kessin as we have ambassadors and envoys in Berlin. Then
+whenever there is a holiday, and we have many holidays here, all the
+flags are hoisted, and, if we happen to have a bright sunny morning,
+on such days you can see all Europe flying flags from our roofs, and
+the star-spangled banner and the Chinese dragon besides."
+
+"You are in a scoffing mood, Geert, and yet you may be right. But I
+for my part, insignificant though I be, must confess, that I consider
+all this charming and that our Havelland cities are nothing in
+comparison. When the Emperor's birthday is celebrated in our region
+the only flags hoisted are just the black and white, with perhaps a
+bit of red here and there, but that is not to be compared with the
+world of flags you speak of. Generally speaking, I find over and over
+again, as I have already said, that everything here has a certain
+foreign air about it, and I have not yet seen or heard a thing that
+has not more or less amazed me. Yesterday evening, for example, there
+was that remarkable ship out in the hall, and behind it the shark and
+the crocodile. And here your own room. Everything so oriental and, I
+cannot help repeating, everything as in the palace of an Indian
+prince."
+
+"Well and good! I congratulate you, Princess."
+
+"And then upstairs the social room with its long curtains, which sweep
+over the floor."
+
+"Now what, pray, do you know about that room?"
+
+"Nothing beyond what I just told you. For about an hour while I lay
+awake in the night it seemed to me as though I heard shoes gliding
+over the floor, and as though there were dancing, and something almost
+like music, too. But all very quiet. I told Johanna about it this
+morning, merely in order to excuse myself for sleeping so long
+afterwards. She told me that it came from the long curtains up in the
+social room. I think we shall put a stop to that by cutting off a
+piece of the curtains or at least closing the windows. The weather
+will soon turn stormy enough, anyhow. The middle of November is the
+time, you know."
+
+Innstetten was a trifle embarrassed and sat with a puzzled look on his
+face, seemingly undecided whether or not he should attempt to allay
+all these fears. Finally he made up his mind to ignore them. "You are
+quite right, Effi, we can shorten the long curtains upstairs. But
+there is no hurry about it, especially as it is not certain whether it
+will do any good. It may be something else, in the chimney, or a worm
+in the wood, or a polecat. For we have polecats here. But, in any
+case, before we undertake any changes you must first examine our whole
+house, under my guidance; that goes without saying. We can do it in a
+quarter of an hour. Then you make your toilette, dress up just a
+little bit, for in reality you are most charming as you are now. You
+must get ready for our friend Gieshuebler. It is now past ten, and I
+should be very much mistaken in him if he did not put in his
+appearance here at eleven, or at twelve at the very latest, in order
+most devotedly to lay his homage at your feet. This, by the way, is
+the kind of language he indulges in. Otherwise he is, as I have
+already said, a capital man, who will become your friend, if I know
+him and you aright."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+It was long after eleven, but nothing had been seen of Gieshuebler as
+yet. "I can't wait any longer," Geert had said, whose duties called
+him away. "If Gieshuebler comes while I am gone, receive him as kindly
+as possible and the call will go especially well. He must not become
+embarrassed. When he is ill at ease he cannot find a word to say, or
+says the queerest kind of things. But if you can win his confidence
+and put him in a good humor he will talk like a book. Well, you will
+do that easily enough. Don't expect me before three; there is a great
+deal to do over across the way. And the matter of the room upstairs we
+will consider further. Doubtless, the best thing will be to leave it
+as it is."
+
+With that Innstetten went away and left his young wife alone. She sat,
+leaning back, in a quiet, snug corner by the window, and, as she
+looked out, rested her left arm on a small side leaf drawn out of the
+cylindrical desk. The street was the chief thoroughfare leading to the
+beach, for which reason there was a great deal of traffic here in the
+summer time, but now, in the middle of November, it was all empty and
+quiet, and only a few poor children, whose parents lived in thatched
+cottages clear at the further edge of the "Plantation" came clattering
+by in their wooden shoes. But Effi felt none of this loneliness, for
+her fancy was still engaged with the strange things she had seen a
+short time before during her examination of the house.
+
+This examination began with the kitchen, which had a range of modern
+make, while an electric wire ran along the ceiling and into the maids'
+room. These two improvements had only recently been made, and Effi was
+pleased when Innstetten told her about them. Next they went from the
+kitchen back into the hall and from there out into the court, the
+first half of which was little more than a narrow passage-way running
+along between the two side wings of the house. In these wings were to
+be found all the other rooms set apart for house-keeping purposes. In
+the right the maids' room, the manservant's room, and the mangling
+room; to the left the coachman's quarters, situated between the stable
+and the carriage shed and occupied by the Kruse family. Over this room
+was the chicken house, while a trap door in the roof of the stable
+furnished ingress and egress for the pigeons. Effi had inspected all
+these parts of the house with a great deal of interest, but this
+interest was exceeded by far when, upon returning from the court to
+the front of the house, she followed Innstetten's leading and climbed
+the stairway to the upper story. The stairs were askew, ramshackly,
+and dark; but the hall, to which they led, almost gave one a cheerful
+sensation, because it had a great deal of light and a good view of the
+surrounding landscape. In one direction it looked out over the roofs
+of the outskirts of the city and the "Plantation," toward a Dutch
+windmill standing high up on a dune; in the other it looked out upon
+the Kessine, which here, just above its mouth, was rather broad and
+stately. It was a striking view and Effi did not hesitate to give
+lively expression to her pleasure. "Yes, very beautiful, very
+picturesque," answered Innstetten, without going more into detail, and
+then opened a double door to the right, with leaves hanging somewhat
+askew, which led into the so-called social room. This room ran clear
+across the whole story. Both front and back windows were open and the
+oft-mentioned curtains swung back and forth in the strong draft. From
+the middle of one side wall projected an open fireplace with a large
+stone mantlepiece, while on the opposite wall there hung a few tin
+candlesticks, each with two candle sockets, just like those downstairs
+in the hall, except that everything looked dingy and neglected. Effi
+was somewhat disappointed and frankly said so. Then she remarked that
+she would rather look at the rooms across the hall than at this
+miserable, deserted social room. "To tell the truth, there is
+absolutely nothing over there," answered Innstetten, but he opened the
+doors nevertheless. Here were four rooms with one window each, all
+tinted yellow, to match the social room, and all completely empty,
+except that in one there stood three rush-bottomed chairs, with seats
+broken through. On the back of one was pasted a little picture, only
+half a finger long, representing a Chinaman in blue coat and wide
+yellow trousers, with a low-crowned hat on his head. Effi saw it and
+said: "What is the Chinaman doing here?" Innstetten himself seemed
+surprised at the picture and assured her that he did not know. "Either
+Christel or Johanna has pasted it there. Child's play. You can see it
+is cut out of a primer." Effi agreed with that and was only surprised
+that Innstetten took everything so seriously, as though it meant
+something after all.
+
+Then she cast another glance into the social room and said, in effect,
+that it was really a pity all that room should stand empty. "We have
+only three rooms downstairs and if anybody comes to visit us we shall
+not know whither to turn. Don't you think one could make two handsome
+guest rooms out of the social room? This would just suit mama. She
+could sleep in the back room and would have the view of the river and
+the two moles, and from the front room she could see the city and the
+Dutch windmill. In Hohen-Cremmen we have even to this day only a
+German windmill. Now say, what do you think of it? Next May mama will
+surely come."
+
+Innstetten agreed to everything, only he said finally: "That is all
+very well. But after all it will be better if we give your mama rooms
+over in the district councillor's office building. The whole second
+story is vacant there, just as it is here, and she will have more
+privacy there."
+
+That was the result, so to speak, which the first walk around through
+the house accomplished. Effi then made her toilette, but not so
+quickly as Innstetten had supposed, and now she was sitting in her
+husband's room, turning her thoughts first to the little Chinaman
+upstairs, then to Gieshuebler, who still did not come. To be sure, a
+quarter of an hour before, a stoop-shouldered and almost deformed
+little gentleman in an elegant short fur coat and a very
+smooth-brushed silk hat, too tall for his proportions, had walked
+past on the other side of the street and had glanced over at her
+window. But that could hardly have been Gieshuebler. No, this
+stoop-shouldered man, who had such a distinguished air about him, must
+have been the presiding judge, and she recalled then that she had once
+seen such a person at a reception given by Aunt Therese, but it
+suddenly occurred to her that Kessin had only a lower court judge.
+
+While she was still following out this chain of thought the object of
+her reflections, who had apparently been taking a morning stroll, or
+perhaps a promenade around the "Plantation" to bolster up his courage,
+came in sight again, and a minute later Frederick entered to announce
+Apothecary Gieshuebler.
+
+"Ask him kindly to come in."
+
+The poor young wife's heart fluttered, for it was the first time that
+she had to appear as a housewife, to say nothing of the first woman of
+the city.
+
+Frederick helped Gieshuebler take off his fur coat and then opened the
+door.
+
+Effi extended her hand to the timidly entering caller, who kissed it
+with a certain amount of fervor. The young wife seemed to have made a
+great impression upon him immediately.
+
+"My husband has already told me--But I am receiving you here in my
+husband's room,--he is over at the office and may be back any moment.
+May I ask you to step into my room?"
+
+Gieshuebler followed Effi, who led the way into the adjoining room,
+where she pointed to one of the arm chairs, as she herself sat down on
+the sofa. "I wish I could tell you what a great pleasure it was
+yesterday to receive the beautiful flowers with your card. I
+straightway ceased to feel myself a stranger here and when I mentioned
+the fact to Innstetten he told me we should unquestionably be good
+friends."
+
+"Did he say that? The good councillor. In the councillor and you, most
+gracious Lady,--I beg your permission to say it--two dear people have
+been united. For what kind of a man your husband is, I know, and what
+kind of a woman you are, most gracious Lady, I see."
+
+"Provided only you do not look at me with too friendly eyes. I am so
+very young. And youth--"
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, say nothing against youth. Youth, even with
+all its mistakes, is still beautiful and lovable, and age, even with
+its virtues, is not good for much. Personally I have, it is true, no
+right to say anything about this subject. About age I might have,
+perhaps, but not about youth, for, to be frank, I was never young.
+Persons with my misfortune are never young. That, it may as well be
+said, is the saddest feature of the case. One has no true spirit, one
+has no self-confidence, one hardly ventures to ask a lady for the
+honor of a dance, because one does not desire to cause her an
+embarrassment, and thus the years go by and one grows old, and life
+has been poor and empty."
+
+Effi gave him her hand. "Oh, you must not say such things. We women
+are by no means so bad."
+
+"Oh, no, certainly not."
+
+"And when I recall," continued Effi, "what all I have experienced--it
+is not much, for I have gone out but little, and have almost always
+lived in the country--but when I recall it, I find that, after all, we
+always love what is worthy of love. And then I see, too, at once that
+you are different from other men. We women have sharp eyes in such
+matters. Perhaps in your case the name has something to do with it.
+That was always a favorite assertion of our old pastor Niemeyer. The
+name, he loved to say, especially the forename, has a certain
+mysterious determining influence; and Alonzo Gieshuebler, in my
+opinion, opens to one a whole new world, indeed I feel almost tempted
+to say, Alonzo is a romantic name, a fastidious name."
+
+Gieshuebler smiled with a very unusual degree of satisfaction and
+mustered up the courage to lay aside his silk hat, which up to this
+time he had been turning in his hand. "Yes, most gracious Lady, you
+hit the nail on the head that time."
+
+Oh, I understand. I have heard about the consuls, of Kessin is said to
+have so many, and at the home of the Spanish consul your father
+presumably made the acquaintance of the daughter of a sea-captain, a
+beautiful Andalusian girl, I suppose; Andalusian girls are always
+beautiful."
+
+"Precisely as you suppose, most gracious Lady. And my mother really
+was a beautiful woman, ill as it behooves me personally to undertake
+to prove it. But when your husband came here three years ago she was
+still alive and still had the same fiery eyes as in her youth. He will
+confirm my statement. I personally take more after the Gieshueblers,
+who are people of little account, so far as external features are
+concerned, but otherwise tolerably well favored. We have been living
+here now for four generations, a full hundred years, and if there were
+an apothecary nobility--"
+
+"You would have a right to claim it. And I, for my part, accept your
+claim as proved, and that beyond question. For us who come of old
+families it is a very easy matter, because we gladly recognize every
+sort of noble-mindedness, no matter from what source it may come. At
+least that is the way I was brought up by my father, as well as by my
+mother. I am a Briest by birth and am descended from the Briest, who,
+the day before the battle of Fehrbellin, led the sudden attack on
+Rathenow, of which you may perhaps have heard."
+
+"Oh, certainly, most gracious Lady, that, you know, is my specialty."
+
+"Well then I am a von Briest. And my father has said to me more than
+a hundred times: Effi,--for that is my name--Effi, here is our
+beginning, and here only. When Froben traded the horse, he was that
+moment a nobleman, and when Luther said, 'here I stand,' he was more
+than ever a nobleman. And I think, Mr. Gieshuebler, Innstetten was
+quite right when he assured me you and I should be good friends."
+
+Gieshuebler would have liked nothing better than to make her a
+declaration of love then and there, and to ask that he might fight and
+die for her as a Cid or some other campeador. But as that was out of
+the question, and his heart could no longer endure the situation, he
+arose from his seat, looked for his hat, which he fortunately found at
+once, and, after again kissing the young wife's hand, withdrew quickly
+from her presence without saying another word.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+Such was Effi's first day in Kessin. Innstetten gave her half a week
+further time to become settled and write letters to her mother, Hulda,
+and the twins. Then the city calls began, some of which were made in a
+closed carriage, for the rains came just right to make this unusual
+procedure seem the sensible thing to do. When all the city calls had
+been made the country nobility came next in order. These took longer,
+as in most cases the distances were so great that it was not possible
+to make more than one visit on any one day. First they went to the
+Borckes' in Rothenmoor, then to Morgnitz, Dabergotz, and Kroschentin,
+where they made their duty call at the Ahlemanns', the Jatzkows', and
+the Grasenabbs'. Further down the list came, among other families,
+that of Baron von Gueldenklee in Papenhagen. The impression that Effi
+received was everywhere the same. Mediocre people, whose friendliness
+was for the most part of an uncertain character, and who, while
+pretending to speak of Bismarck and the Crown Princess, were in
+reality merely scrutinizing Effi's dress, which some considered too
+pretentious for so youthful a woman, while others looked upon it as
+too little suited to a lady of social position. Everything about her,
+they said, betrayed the Berlin school,--sense in external matters and
+a remarkable degree of uncertainty and embarrassment in the discussion
+of great problems. At the Borckes', and also at the homes in Morgnitz
+and Dabergotz, she had been declared "infected with rationalism," but
+at the Grasenabbs' she was pronounced point-blank an "atheist." To be
+sure, the elderly Mrs. Grasenabb, _nee_ Stiefel, of Stiefelstein in
+South Germany, had made a weak attempt to save Effi at least for
+deism. But Sidonie von Grasenabb, an old maid of forty-three, had
+gruffly interjected the remark: "I tell you, mother, simply an
+atheist, and nothing short of an atheist, and that settles it." After
+this outburst the old woman, who was afraid of her own daughter, had
+observed discreet silence.
+
+The whole round had taken just about two weeks, and at a late hour on
+the second day of December the Innstettens were returning home from
+their last visit. At the Gueldenklees' Innstetten had met with the
+inevitable fate of having to argue politics with old Mr. Gueldenklee.
+"Yes, dearest district councillor, when I consider how times have
+changed! A generation ago today, or about that long, there was, you
+know, another second of December, and good Louis, the nephew of
+Napoleon--_if_ he was his nephew, and not in reality of entirely
+different extraction--was firing grape and canister at the Parisian
+mob. Oh well, let him be forgiven for that; he was just the man to do
+it, and I hold to the theory that every man fares exactly as well and
+as ill as he deserves. But when he later lost all appreciation and in
+the year seventy, without any provocation, was determined to have a
+bout with us, you see, Baron, that was--well, what shall I say?--that
+was a piece of insolence. But he was repaid for it in his own coin.
+Our Ancient of Days up there is not to be trifled with and He is on
+our side."
+
+"Yes," said Innstetten, who was wise enough to appear to be entering
+seriously into such Philistine discussions, "the hero and conqueror of
+Saarbruecken did not know what he was doing. But you must not be too
+strict in your judgment of him personally. After all, who is master in
+his own house? Nobody. I myself am already making preparations to put
+the reins of government into other hands, and Louis Napoleon, you
+know, was simply a piece of wax in the hands of his Catholic wife, or
+let us say, rather, of his Jesuit wife."
+
+"Wax in the hands of his wife, who proceeded to bamboozle him.
+Certainly, Innstetten, that is just what he was. But you don't think,
+do you, that that is going to save him? He is forever condemned.
+Moreover it has never yet been shown conclusively"--at these words his
+glance sought rather timorously the eye of his better half--"that
+petticoat government is not really to be considered an advantage.
+Only, of course, it must be the right sort of a wife. But who was this
+wife? She was not a wife at all. The most charitable thing to call her
+is a 'dame,' and that tells the whole story. 'Dame' almost always
+leaves an after-taste. This Eugenie--whose relation to the Jewish
+banker I gladly ignore here, for I hate the 'I-am-holier-than-thou'
+attitude--had a streak of the _cafe-chantant_ in her, and, if the city
+in which she lived was a Babylon, she was a wife of Babylon. I don't
+care to express myself more plainly, for I know"--and he bowed toward
+Effi--"what I owe to German wives. Your pardon, most gracious Lady,
+that I have so much as touched upon these things within your hearing."
+
+Such had been the trend of the conversation, after they had talked
+about the election, the assassin Nobiling, and the rape crop, and when
+Innstetten and Effi reached home they sat down to chat for half an
+hour. The two housemaids were already in bed, for it was nearly
+midnight.
+
+Innstetten put on his short house coat and morocco slippers, and began
+to walk up and down in the room; Effi was still dressed in her society
+gown, and her fan and gloves lay beside her.
+
+"Now," said Innstetten, standing still, "we really ought to celebrate
+this day, but I don't know as yet how. Shall I play you a triumphal
+march, or set the shark going out there, or carry you in triumph
+across the hall? Something must be done, for I would have you know,
+this visit today was the last one."
+
+"Thank heaven, if it was," said Effi. "But the feeling that we now
+have peace and quiet is, I think, celebration enough in itself. Only
+you might give me a kiss. But that doesn't occur to you. On that whole
+long road not a touch, frosty as a snow-man. And never a thing but
+your cigar."
+
+"Forget that, I am going to reform, but at present I merely want to
+know your attitude toward this whole question of friendly relations
+and social intercourse. Do you feel drawn to one or another of these
+new acquaintances? Have the Borckes won the victory over the
+Grasenabbs, or vice versa, or do you side with old Mr. Gueldenklee?
+What he said about Eugenie made a very noble and pure impression,
+don't you think so?"
+
+"Aha, behold! Sir Geert von Innstetten is a gossip. I am learning to
+know you from an entirely new side."
+
+"And if our nobility will not do," continued Innstetten, without
+allowing himself to be interrupted, "what do you think of the city
+officials of Kessin? What do you think of the club? After all, life
+and death depend upon your answer. Recently I saw you talking with our
+judge, who is a lieutenant of the reserves, a neat little man that one
+might perhaps get along with, if he could only rid himself of the
+notion that he accomplished the recapture of Le Bourget by attacking
+him on the flank. And his wife! She is considered our best Boston
+player and has, besides, the prettiest counters. So once more, Effi,
+how is it going to be in Kessin? Will you become accustomed to the
+place? Will you be popular and assure me a majority when I want to go
+to the Imperial Diet? Or do you favor a life of seclusion, holding
+yourself aloof from the people of Kessin, in the city as well as in
+the country?"
+
+"I shall probably decide in favor of a secluded life, unless the
+Apothecary at the sign of the Moor draws me out. To be sure, that will
+make me fall still lower in Sidonie's estimation, but I shall have to
+take the risk. This fight will simply have to be fought. I shall stand
+or fall with Gieshuebler. It sounds rather comical, but he is actually
+the only person with whom it is possible to carry on a conversation,
+the only real human being here."
+
+"That he is," said Innstetten. "How well you choose!"
+
+"Should I have _you_ otherwise?" said Effi and leaned upon his arm.
+
+That was on the 2d of December. A week later Bismarck was in Varzin,
+and Innstetten now knew that until Christmas, and perhaps even for a
+longer time, quiet days for him were not to be thought of. The Prince
+had cherished a fondness for him ever since the days in Versailles,
+and would often invite him to dinner, along with other guests, but
+also alone, for the youthful district councillor, distinguished alike
+for his bearing and his wisdom, enjoyed the favor of the Princess
+also.
+
+The first invitation came for the 14th. As there was snow on the
+ground Innstetten planned to take a sleigh for the two hours' drive to
+the station, from which he had another hour's ride by train. "Don't
+wait for me, Effi. I can't be back before midnight; it will probably
+be two o'clock or even later. But I'll not disturb you. Good-by, I'll
+see you in the morning." With that he climbed into the sleigh and away
+the Isabella-colored span flew through the city and across the country
+toward the station.
+
+That was the first long separation, for almost twelve hours. Poor
+Effi! How was she to pass the evening? To go to bed early would be
+inadvisable, for she would wake up and not be able to go to sleep
+again, and would listen for every sound. No, it would be best to wait
+till she was very tired and then enjoy a sound sleep. She wrote a
+letter to her mother and then went to see Mrs. Kruse, whose condition
+aroused her sympathy. This poor woman had the habit of sitting till
+late at night with the black chicken in her lap. The friendliness the
+visit was meant to show was by no means returned by Mrs. Kruse, who
+sat in her overheated room quietly brooding away the time. So when
+Effi perceived that her coming was felt as a disturbance rather than a
+pleasure she went away, staying merely long enough to ask whether
+there was anything the invalid would like to have. But all offers of
+assistance were declined.
+
+Meanwhile it had become evening and the lamp was already burning. Effi
+walked over to the window of her room and looked out at the grove,
+whose trees were covered with glistening snow. She was completely
+absorbed in the picture and took no notice of what was going on behind
+her in the room. When she turned around she observed that Frederick
+had quietly put the coffee tray on the table before the sofa and set a
+place for her. "Why, yes, supper. I must sit down, I suppose." But she
+could not make herself eat. So she got up from the table and reread
+the letter she had written to her mother. If she had had a feeling of
+loneliness before, it was doubly intense now. What would she not have
+given if the two sandy-haired Jahnkes had just stepped in, or even
+Hulda? The latter, to be sure, was always so sentimental and as a
+usual thing occupied solely with her own triumphs. But doubtful and
+insecure as these triumphs were, nevertheless Effi would be very happy
+to be told about them at this moment. Finally she opened the grand
+piano to play some music, but she could not play. "No, this will make
+me hopelessly melancholy; I will read, rather." She looked for a book,
+and the first to fall into her hands was a thick red tourist's
+handbook, an old edition, perhaps from the days when Innstetten was a
+lieutenant. "Yes, I will read in this book; there is nothing more
+quieting than books like this. Only the maps should always be avoided.
+But I shall guard against this source of sand in the eyes, which I
+hate."
+
+She opened the book at random at page 153. In the adjoining room she
+heard the tick-tock of the clock, and out of doors Rollo, who at
+nightfall had left his place in the shed, as was his custom every
+evening, and had stretched himself out on the large woven mat just
+outside the bedroom door. The consciousness that he was near at hand
+decreased Effi's feeling that she was forsaken. In fact, it almost put
+her in a cheerful mood, and so she began, without further delay, to
+read. On the page lying open before her there was something about the
+"Hermitage," the well country-seat of the Margrave in the neighborhood
+of Beireuth. It attracted her attention. Beireuth, Richard Wagner. So
+she read: "Among the pictures in the 'Hermitage' let us mention one
+more, which not because of its beauty, but because of its age and the
+person it represents, may well claim our interest. It is a woman's
+portrait, which has grown dark with age. The head is small, the face
+has harsh, rather uncanny features, and she wears a ruff which seems
+to support her head. Some think it is an old margravine from the end
+of the 15th century, others are of the opinion that it is the Countess
+of Orlamunde. All are agreed that it is the picture of the Lady who
+since that time has achieved a certain notoriety in the history of the
+Hohenzollern dynasty under the name of the 'Lady in white.'"
+
+"That was a lucky accident!" said Effi, as she shoved the book aside.
+"I seek to quiet my nerves, and the first thing I run into is the
+story of the 'Lady in white,' of whom I have been afraid as long as I
+can remember. But inasmuch as I already have a creepy feeling I might
+as well finish the story."
+
+She opened the book again and read further: "This old portrait itself,
+the original of which plays such a role in Hohenzollern history, has
+likewise a significance as a picture in the special history of the
+Hermitage. No doubt, one circumstance that has something to do with
+this is the fact that the picture hangs on a papered door, which is
+invisible to the stranger and behind which there is a stairway leading
+down into the cellar. It is said that when Napoleon spent the night
+here the 'Lady in white' stepped out of the frame and walked up to his
+bed. The Emperor, starting with fright, the story continues, called
+for his adjutant, and to the end of his life always spoke with
+exasperation of this 'cursed palace.'"
+
+"I must give up trying to calm myself by reading," said Effi. "If I
+read further, I shall certainly come to a vaulted cellar that the
+devil once rode out of on a wine cask. There are several of these in
+Germany, I believe, and in a tourist's handbook all such things have
+to be collected; that goes without saying. So I will close my eyes,
+rather, and recall my wedding-eve celebration as well as I can,--how
+the twins could not get any farther because of their tears, and how,
+when everybody looked at everybody else with embarrassment, Cousin von
+Briest declared that such tears opened the gate to Paradise. He was
+truly charming and always in such exuberant spirits. And look at me
+now! Here, of all places! Oh, I am not at all suited to be a grand
+Lady. Now mama, she would have fitted this position, she would have
+sounded the key-note, as behooves the wife of a district councillor,
+and Sidonie Grasenabb would have been all homage toward her and would
+not have been greatly disturbed about her belief or unbelief. But I--I
+am a child and shall probably remain one, too. I once heard that it is
+a good fortune. But I don't know whether that is true. Obviously a
+wife ought always to adapt herself to the position in which she is
+placed."
+
+At this moment Frederick came to clear off the table.
+
+"How late is it, Frederick?"
+
+"It is going on nine, your Ladyship."
+
+"Well, that is worth listening to. Send Johanna to me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Your Ladyship sent for me."
+
+"Yes, Johanna; I want to go to bed. It is still early, to be sure, but
+I am so alone. Please go out first and post this letter, and when you
+come back it will surely be time. And even if it isn't."
+
+Effi took the lamp and walked over to her bedroom. Just as she had
+expected, there lay Rollo on the rush mat. When he saw her coming he
+arose to make room for her to pass, and rubbed his ear against her
+hand. Then he lay down again.
+
+Meanwhile Johanna had gone over to the office to post the letter. Over
+there she had been in no particular hurry; on the contrary, she had
+preferred to carry on a conversation with Mrs. Paaschen, the wife of
+the janitor of the building. About the young wife, of course.
+
+"What kind of a woman is she anyhow?" asked Mrs. Paaschen.
+
+"She is very young."
+
+"Well, that is no misfortune, but rather the opposite. Young wives,
+and that is just the good thing about them, never do anything but
+stand before the mirror and pull at themselves and put on some
+ornament. They don't see much or hear much and have not yet formed the
+habit of counting the stubs of candles in the kitchen, and they don't
+begrudge a maid a kiss if she gets one, simply because she herself no
+longer gets any."
+
+"Yes," said Johanna, "that was the way with my former madame, and
+wholly without occasion. But there is nothing of that kind about our
+mistress."
+
+"Is he very affectionate?"
+
+"Oh very. That you can easily imagine."
+
+"But the fact that he leaves her thus alone--"
+
+"Yes, dear Mrs. Paaschen, but you must not forget--the Prince. After
+all, you know, he is a district councillor, and perhaps he wants to
+rise still higher."
+
+"Certainly he wants to, and he will, too. It's in him. Paaschen always
+says so and he knows."
+
+This walk over to the office had consumed perhaps a quarter of an
+hour, and when Johanna returned, Effi was already sitting before the
+pier-glass, waiting.
+
+"You were gone a long time, Johanna."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship--I beg your Ladyship's pardon--I met Mrs. Paaschen
+over there and was delayed a bit. It is so quiet here. One is always
+glad to meet a person with whom one can speak a word. Christel is a
+very good person, but she doesn't talk, and Frederick is such a
+sleepy-head. Besides, he is so cautious and never comes right out with
+what he has to say. True, one must be able to hold one's tongue when
+necessary, and Mrs. Paaschen, who is so inquisitive, is really not at
+all according to my taste. Yet one likes to see and hear something
+once in a while."
+
+Effi sighed. "Yes, Johanna, it is better so."
+
+"Your Ladyship has such beautiful hair, so long, and soft as silk."
+
+"Yes, it is very soft. But that is not a good thing, Johanna. As the
+hair is, so is the character."
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship. And a soft character is better than a hard
+one. I have soft hair, too."
+
+"Yes, Johanna. And you have blonde hair, too. That the men like best."
+
+"Oh, there is a great difference, your Ladyship. There are many who
+prefer black."
+
+"To be sure," laughed Effi, "that has been my experience, too. But it
+must be because of something else entirely. Now, those who are blonde
+always have a white complexion. You have, too, Johanna, and I would
+wager my last pfennig that you have a good deal of attention paid to
+you. I am still very young, but I know that much. Besides, I have a
+girl friend, who was also so blonde, a regular flaxen blonde, even
+blonder than you, and she was a preacher's daughter."
+
+"Oh, yes."
+
+"I beg you, Johanna, what do you mean by 'oh yes?' It sounds very
+sarcastic and strange, and you have nothing against preachers'
+daughters, have you?--She was a very pretty girl, as even our
+officers thought, without exception, for we had officers, red hussars,
+too. At the same time she knew very well how to dress herself. A black
+velvet bodice and a flower, a rose or sometimes heliotrope, and if she
+had not had such large protruding eyes--Oh you ought to have seen
+them, Johanna, at least this large--" Effi laughingly pulled down her
+right eye-lid--"she would have been simply a beauty. Her name was
+Hulda, Hulda Niemeyer, and we were not even so very intimate. But if I
+had her here now, and she were sitting there, yonder in the corner of
+the little sofa, I would chat with her till midnight, or even longer.
+I am so homesick"--in saying this she drew Johanna's head close to her
+breast--"I am so much afraid."
+
+"Oh, that will soon be overcome, your Ladyship, we were all that way."
+
+"You were all that way? What does that mean, Johanna?"
+
+"If your Ladyship is really so much afraid, why, I can make a bed for
+myself here. I can take the straw mattress and turn down a chair, so
+that I have something to lean my head against, and then I can sleep
+here till morning, or till his Lordship comes home."
+
+"He doesn't intend to disturb me. He promised me that specially."
+
+"Or I can merely sit down in the corner of the sofa."
+
+"Yes, that might do perhaps. No, it will not, either. His Lordship
+must not know that I am afraid, he would not like it. He always wants
+me to be brave and determined, as he is. And I can't be. I was always
+somewhat easily influenced.--But, of course, I see plainly, I must
+conquer myself and subject myself to his will in such particulars, as
+well as in general. And then I have Rollo, you know. He is lying just
+outside the threshold."
+
+Johanna nodded at each statement and finally lit the candle on Effi's
+bedroom stand. Then she took the lamp. "Does your Ladyship wish
+anything more?"
+
+"No, Johanna. The shutters are closed tight, are they not?"
+
+"Merely drawn to, your Ladyship. Otherwise it would be so dark and
+stuffy."
+
+"Very well."
+
+Johanna withdrew, and Effi went to bed and wrapped herself up in the
+covers.
+
+She left the candle burning, because she was determined not to go to
+sleep at once. On the contrary, she planned to recapitulate her
+wedding tour, as she had her wedding-eve celebration a short time
+before, and let everything pass before her mind's eye in review. But
+it turned out otherwise than she had expected, for when she had
+reached Verona and was looking for the house of Juliet Capulet, her
+eyes fell shut. The stub of candle in the little silver holder
+gradually burned down, flickered once or twice, and went out.
+
+Effi had slept quite soundly for a while, when all of a sudden she
+started up out of her sleep with a loud scream, indeed, she was able
+to hear the scream, as she awoke, and she also noticed Rollo's barking
+outside. His "bow-wow" went echoing down the hall, muffled and almost
+terrifying. She felt as though her heart stood still, and was unable
+to call out. At this moment something whisked past her, and the door
+into the hall sprang open. But the moment of extreme fright was also
+the moment of her rescue, for, instead of something terrible, Rollo
+now came up to her, sought her hand with his head, and, when he had
+found it, lay down upon the rug before her bed. With her other hand
+Effi had pressed three times on the button of the bell and in less
+than half a minute Johanna was there, in her bare feet, her skirt
+hanging over her arm and a large checkered cloth thrown over her head
+and shoulders.
+
+"Thank heaven, Johanna, that you are here."
+
+"What was the matter, your Ladyship? Your Ladyship has had a dream."
+
+"Yes, a dream. It must have been something of the sort, but it was
+something else besides."
+
+"Pray, what, your Ladyship?"
+
+"I was sleeping quite soundly and suddenly I started up and
+screamed--perhaps it was a nightmare--they have nightmares in our
+family--My father has them, too, and frightens us with them. Mama
+always says he ought not to humor himself so--But that is easy to
+say--Well, I started up out of my sleep and screamed, and when I
+looked around, as well as I could in the dark, something slipped past
+my bed, right there where you are standing now, Johanna, and then it
+was gone. And if I ask myself seriously, what it was--"
+
+"Well, your Ladyship?"
+
+"And if I ask myself seriously--I don't like to say it, Johanna--but I
+believe it was the Chinaman."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann, A.-G. Munich_
+A STREET SCENE AT PARIS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+"The one from upstairs?" said Johanna, trying to laugh, "our little
+Chinaman that we pasted on the back of the chair, Christel and I? Oh,
+your Ladyship has been dreaming, and even if your Ladyship was awake,
+it all came from a dream."
+
+"I should believe that, if it had not been exactly the moment when
+Rollo began to bark outside. So he must have seen it too. Then the
+door flew open and the good faithful animal sprang toward me, as
+though he were coming to my rescue. Oh, my dear Johanna, it was
+terrible. And I so alone and so young. Oh, if I only had some one here
+with whom I could weep. But so far from home--alas, from home."
+
+"The master may come any hour."
+
+"No, he shall not come. He shall not see me thus. He would probably
+laugh at me and I could never pardon him for that. For it was so
+fearful, Johanna--You must stay here now--But let Christel sleep and
+Frederick too. Nobody must know about it."
+
+"Or perhaps I may fetch Mrs. Kruse to join us. She doesn't sleep
+anyhow; she sits there all night long."
+
+"No, no, she is a kindred spirit. That black chicken has something to
+do with it, too. She must not come. No, Johanna, you just stay here
+yourself. And how fortunate that you merely drew the shutters to. Push
+them open, make a loud noise, so that I may hear a human sound, a
+human sound--I have to call it that, even if it seems queer--and then
+open the window a little bit, that I may have air and light."
+
+Johanna did as ordered and Effi leaned back upon her pillows and soon
+thereafter fell into a lethargic sleep.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+It was six o'clock in the morning when Innstetten returned home from
+Varzin. He made Rollo omit all demonstrations of affection and then
+retired as quietly as possible to his room. Here he lay down in a
+comfortable position, but would not allow Frederick to do more than
+cover him up with a traveling rug. "Wake me at nine." And at this hour
+he was wakened. He arose quickly and said: "Bring my breakfast."
+
+"Her Ladyship is still asleep."
+
+"But it is late. Has anything happened?"
+
+"I don't know. I only know that Johanna had to sleep all night in her
+Ladyship's room."
+
+"Well, send Johanna to me then."
+
+She came. She had the same rosy complexion as ever, and so seemed not
+to have been specially upset by the events of the night.
+
+"What is this I hear about her Ladyship? Frederick tells me something
+happened and you slept in her room."
+
+"Yes, Sir Baron. Her Ladyship rang three times in very quick
+succession, and I thought at once it meant something. And it did, too.
+She probably had a dream, or it may perhaps have been the other
+thing."
+
+"What other thing?"
+
+"Oh, your Lordship knows, I believe."
+
+"I know nothing. In any case we must put an end to it. And how did you
+find her Ladyship?"
+
+"She was beside herself and clung to Rollo's collar with all her
+might. The dog was standing beside her Ladyship's bed and was
+frightened also."
+
+"And what had she dreamed, or, if you prefer, what had she heard or
+seen? What did she say?"
+
+"That it just slipped along close by her."
+
+"What? Who?"
+
+"The man from upstairs. The one from the social hall or from the small
+chamber."
+
+"Nonsense, I say. Over and over that same silly stuff. I don't want to
+hear any more about it. And then you stayed with her Ladyship?"
+
+"Yes, your Lordship. I made a bed on the floor close by her. And I had
+to hold her hand, and then she went to sleep."
+
+"And she is still sleeping?"
+
+"Very soundly."
+
+"I am worried about that, Johanna. One can sleep one's self well, but
+also ill. We must waken her, cautiously, of course, so that she will
+not be startled again. And tell Frederick not to bring the breakfast.
+I will wait till her Ladyship is here. Now let me see how clever you
+can be."
+
+Half an hour later Effi came. She looked charming, but quite pale, and
+was leaning on Johanna. The moment she caught sight of Innstetten she
+rushed up to him and embraced and kissed him, while the tears streamed
+down her face. "Oh, Geert, thank heaven, you are here. All is well
+again now. You must not go away again, you must not leave me alone
+again."
+
+"My dear Effi--Just put it down, Frederick, I will do the rest--my
+dear Effi, I am not leaving you alone from lack of consideration or
+from caprice, but because it is necessary. I have no choice. I am a
+man in office and cannot say to the Prince, or even to the Princess:
+Your Highness, I cannot come; my wife is so alone, or, my wife is
+afraid. If I said that it would put us in a rather comical light, me
+certainly, and you, too. But first take a cup of coffee."
+
+Effi drank her coffee and its stimulating effect was plainly to be
+seen. Then she took her husband's hand again and said: "You shall have
+your way. I see, it is impossible. And then, you know, we aspire to
+something higher. I say we, for I am really more eager for it than
+you."
+
+"All wives are," laughed Innstetten.
+
+"So it is settled. You will accept invitations as heretofore, and I
+will stay here and wait for my 'High Lord,' which reminds me of Hulda
+under the elder tree. I wonder how she is getting along?"
+
+"Young ladies like Hulda always get along well. But what else were you
+going to say?"
+
+"I was going to say, I will stay here, and even alone, if necessary.
+But not in this house. Let us move out. There are such handsome houses
+along the quay, one between Consul Martens and Consul Gruetzmacher, and
+one on the Market, just opposite Gieshuebler. Why can't we live there?
+Why here, of all places? When we have had friends and relatives as
+guests in our house I have often heard that in Berlin families move
+out on account of piano playing, or on account of cockroaches, or on
+account of an unfriendly concierge. If it is done on account of such a
+trifle--"
+
+"Trifle? Concierge? Don't say that."
+
+"If it is possible because of such things it must also be possible
+here, where you are district councillor and the people are obliged to
+do your bidding and many even owe you a debt of gratitude. Gieshuebler
+would certainly help us, even if only for my sake, for he will
+sympathize with me. And now say, Geert, shall we give up this
+abominable house, this house with the--"
+
+"Chinaman, you mean. You see, Effi, one can pronounce the fearful word
+without his appearing. What you saw or what, as you think, slipped
+past your bed, was the little Chinaman that the maids pasted on the
+back of the chair upstairs. I'll wager he had a blue coat on and a
+very flat-crowned hat, with a shining button on top."
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Now you see, a dream, a hallucination. And then, I presume, Johanna
+told you something last night, about the wedding upstairs."
+
+"No."
+
+"So much the better."
+
+"She didn't tell me a word. But from all this I can see that there is
+something queer here. And then the crocodile; everything is so uncanny
+here."
+
+"The first evening, when you saw the crocodile, you considered it
+fairy-like--"
+
+"Yes, then."
+
+"And then, Effi, I can't well leave here now, even if it were possible
+to sell the house or make an exchange. It is with this exactly as with
+declining an invitation to Varzin. I can't have the people here in the
+city saying that District Councillor Innstetten is selling his house
+because his wife saw the little pasted-up picture of a Chinaman as a
+ghost by her bed. I should be lost, Effi. One can never recover from
+such ridiculousness."
+
+"But, Geert, are you so sure that there is nothing of the kind?"
+
+"That I will not affirm. It is a thing that one can believe or,
+better, not believe. But supposing there were such things, what harm
+do they do? The fact that bacilli are flying around in the air, of
+which you have doubtless heard, is much worse and more dangerous than
+all this scurrying about of ghosts, assuming that they do scurry
+about, and that such a thing really exists. Then I am particularly
+surprised to see _you_ show such fear and such an aversion, you a
+Briest. Why, it is as though you came from a low burgher family.
+Ghosts are a distinction, like the family tree and the like, and I
+know families that would as lief give up their coat of arms as their
+'Lady in white,' who may even be in black, for that matter."
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Well, Effi; no answer?"
+
+"What do you expect me to answer? I have given in to you and shown
+myself docile, but I think you in turn might be more sympathetic. If
+you knew how I long for sympathy. I have suffered a great deal, really
+a very great deal, and when I saw you I thought I should now be rid of
+my fear. But you merely told me you had no desire to make yourself
+ridiculous in the eyes either of the Prince or of the city. That is
+small comfort. I consider it small, and so much the smaller, since, to
+cap the climax, you contradict yourself, and not only seem to believe
+in these things yourself, but even expect me to have a nobleman's
+pride in ghosts. Well, I haven't. When you talk about families that
+value their ghosts as highly as their coat of arms, all I have to say
+is, that is a matter of taste, and I count my coat of arms worth more.
+Thank heaven, we Briests have no ghosts. The Briests were always very
+good people and that probably accounts for it."
+
+The dispute would doubtless have gone on longer and might perhaps have
+led to a first serious misunderstanding if Frederick had not entered
+to hand her Ladyship a letter. "From Mr. Gieshuebler. The messenger is
+waiting for an answer."
+
+All the ill-humor on Effi's countenance vanished immediately. It did
+her good merely to hear Gieshuebler's name, and her cheerful feeling
+was further heightened when she examined the letter. In the first
+place it was not a letter at all, but a note, the address "Madame the
+Baroness von Innstetten, _nee_ Briest," in a beautiful court hand, and
+instead of a seal a little round picture pasted on, a lyre with a
+staff sticking in it. But the staff might also be an arrow. She handed
+the note to her husband, who likewise admired it.
+
+"Now read it."
+
+Effi broke open the wafer and read: "Most highly esteemed Lady, most
+gracious Baroness: Permit me to join to my most respectful forenoon
+greeting a most humble request. By the noon train a dear friend of
+mine for many years past, a daughter of our good city of Kessin, Miss
+Marietta Trippelli, will arrive here to sojourn in our midst
+till tomorrow morning. On the 17th she expects to be in St.
+Petersburg, where she will give concerts till the middle of January.
+Prince Kotschukoff is again opening his hospitable house to her. In
+her immutable kindness to me, Miss Trippelli has promised to spend
+this evening at my house and sing some songs, leaving the choice
+entirely to me, for she knows no such thing as difficulty. Could
+Madame the Baroness consent to attend this soiree musicale, at seven
+o'clock? Your husband, upon whose appearance I count with certainty,
+will support my most humble request. The only other guests are Pastor
+Lindequist, who will accompany, and the widow Trippel, of course.
+Your most obedient servant. A. Gieshuebler."
+
+"Well," said Innstetten, "yes or no?"
+
+"Yes, of course. That will pull me through. Besides, I cannot decline
+my dear Gieshuebler's very first invitation."
+
+"Agreed. So, Frederick, tell Mirambo, for I take it for granted he
+brought the letter, that we shall have the honor."
+
+Frederick went out. When he was gone Effi asked: "Who is Mirambo?"
+
+"The genuine Mirambo is a robber chief in Africa,--Lake Tanganyika, if
+your geography extends that far--but ours is merely Gieshuebler's
+charcoal dispenser and factotum, and will this evening, in all
+probability, serve as a waiter in dress coat and cotton gloves."
+
+It was quite apparent that the little incident had had a favorable
+effect on Effi and had restored to her a good share of her
+light-heartedness. But Innstetten wished to do what he could to hasten
+the convalescence. "I am glad you said yes, so quickly and without
+hesitation, and now I should like to make a further proposal to you to
+restore you entirely to your normal condition. I see plainly, you are
+still annoyed by something from last night foreign to my Effi and it
+must be got rid of absolutely. There is nothing better for that than
+fresh air. The weather is splendid, cool and mild at the same time,
+with hardly a breeze stirring. How should you like to take a drive
+with me? A long one, not merely out through the "Plantation." In the
+sleigh, of course, with the sleigh-bells on and the white snow
+blankets. Then if we are back by four you can take a rest, and at
+seven we shall be at Gieshuebler's and hear Trippelli."
+
+Effi took his hand. "How good you are, Geert, and how indulgent! For I
+must have seemed to you very childish, or at least very childlike,
+first in the episode of fright and then, later, when I asked you to
+sell the house, but worst of all in what I said about the Prince. I
+urged you to break off all connection with him, and that would be
+ridiculous. For after all he is the one man who has to decide our
+destiny. Mine, too. You don't know how ambitious I am. To tell the
+truth, it was only out of ambition that I married you. Oh, you must
+not put on such a serious expression. I love you, you know. What is it
+we say when we pluck a blossom and tear off the petals? 'With all my
+heart, with grief and pain, beyond compare.'" She burst out laughing.
+"And now tell me," she continued, as Innstetten still kept silent,
+"whither shall we go?"
+
+"I thought, to the railway station, by a roundabout way, and then back
+by the turnpike. We can dine at the station or, better, at
+Golchowski's, at the Prince Bismarck Hotel, which we passed on the day
+of our return home, as you perhaps remember. Such a visit always has a
+good effect, and then I can have a political conversation with the
+Starost by the grace of Effi, and even if he does not amount to much
+personally he keeps his hotel in good condition and his cuisine in
+still better. The people here are connoisseurs when it comes to eating
+and drinking."
+
+It was about eleven when they had this conversation. At twelve Kruse
+drove the sleigh up to the door and Effi got in. Johanna was going to
+bring a foot bag and furs, but Effi, after all that she had juat
+passed through, felt so strongly the need of fresh air that she took
+only a double blanket and refused everything else. Innstetten said to
+Kruse: "Now, Kruse, we want to drive to the station where you and I
+were this morning. The people will wonder at it, but that doesn't
+matter. Say, we drive here past the 'Plantation,' and then to the left
+toward the Kroschentin church tower. Make the horses fly. We must be
+at the station at one."
+
+Thus began the drive. Over the white roofs of the city hung a bank of
+smoke, for there was little stir in the air. They flew past Utpatel's
+mill, which turned very slowly, and drove so close to the churchyard
+that the tips of the barberry bushes which hung out over the lattice
+brushed against Effi, and showered snow upon her blanket. On the other
+side of the road was a fenced-in plot, not much larger than a garden
+bed, and with nothing to be seen inside except a young pine tree,
+which rose out of the centre.
+
+"Is anybody buried there?" asked Effi.
+
+"Yes, the Chinaman."
+
+Effi was startled; it came to her like a stab. But she had strength
+enough to control herself and ask with apparent composure: "Ours?"
+
+"Yes, ours. Of course, he could not be accommodated in the community
+graveyard and so Captain Thomsen, who was what you might call his
+friend, bought this patch and had him buried here. There is also a
+stone with an inscription. It all happened before my time, of course,
+but it is still talked about."
+
+"So there is something in it after all. A story. You said something of
+the kind this morning. And I suppose it would be best for me to hear
+what it is. So long as I don't know, I shall always be a victim of my
+imaginations, in spite of all my good resolutions. Tell me the real
+story. The reality cannot worry me so much as my fancy."
+
+"Good for you, Effi. I didn't intend to speak about it. But now it
+comes in naturally, and that is well. Besides, to tell the truth, it
+is nothing at all."
+
+"All the same to me: nothing at all or much or little. Only begin."
+
+"Yes, that is easy to say. The beginning is always the hardest part,
+even with stories. Well, I think I shall begin with Captain Thomsen."
+
+"Very well."
+
+"Now Thomsen, whom I have already mentioned, was for many years a
+so-called China-voyager, always on the way between Shanghai and
+Singapore with a cargo of rice, and may have been about sixty when he
+arrived here. I don't know whether he was born here or whether he had
+other relations here. To make a long story short, now that he was here
+he sold his ship, an old tub that he disposed of for very little, and
+bought a house, the same that we are now living in. For out in the
+world he had become a wealthy man. This accounts for the crocodile and
+the shark and, of course, the ship. Thomsen was a very adroit man, as
+I have been told, and well liked, even by Mayor Kirstein, but above
+all by the man who was at that time the pastor in Kessin, a native of
+Berlin, who had come here shortly before Thomsen and had met with a
+great deal of opposition."
+
+"I believe it. I notice the same thing. They are so strict and
+self-righteous here. I believe that is Pomeranian."
+
+"Yes and no, depending. There are other regions where they are not at
+all strict and where things go topsy-turvy--But just see, Effi, there
+we have the Kroschentin church tower right close in front of us. Shall
+we not give up the station and drive over to see old Mrs. von
+Grasenabb? Sidonie, if I am rightly informed, is not at home. So we
+might risk it."
+
+"I beg you, Geert, what are you thinking of? Why, it is heavenly to
+fly along thus, and I can simply feel myself being restored and all my
+fear falling from me. And now you ask me to sacrifice all that merely
+to pay these old people a flying visit and very likely cause them
+embarrassment. For heaven's sake let us not. And then I want above all
+to hear the story. We were talking about Captain Thomsen, whom I
+picture to myself as a Dane or an Englishman, very clean, with white
+stand-up collar, and perfectly white linen."
+
+"Quite right. So he is said to have looked. And with him lived a young
+person of about twenty, whom some took for his niece, but most people
+for his grand-daughter. The latter, however, considering their ages,
+was hardly possible. Beside the grand-daughter or the niece, there was
+also a Chinaman living with him, the same one who lies there among the
+dunes and whose grave we have just passed."
+
+"Fine, fine."
+
+"This Chinaman was a servant at Thomsen's and Thomsen thought a great
+deal of him, so that he was really more a friend than a servant. And
+it remained so for over a year. Then suddenly it was rumored that
+Thomsen's grand-daughter, who, I believe, was called Nina, was to be
+married to a captain, in accordance with the old man's wish. And so
+indeed it came about. There was a grand wedding at the house, the
+Berlin pastor married them. The miller Utpatel, a Scottish Covenanter,
+and Gieshuebler, a feeble light in church matters, were invited, but
+the more prominent guests were a number of captains with their wives
+and daughters. And, as you can imagine, there was a lively time. In
+the evening there was dancing, and the bride danced with every man and
+finally with the Chinaman. Then all of a sudden the report spread that
+she had vanished. And she was really gone, somewhere, but nobody knew
+just what had happened. A fortnight later the Chinaman died. Thomsen
+bought the plot I have shown you and had him buried in it. The Berlin
+Pastor is said to have remarked: 'The Chinaman might just as well have
+been buried in the Christian churchyard, for he was a very good man
+and exactly as good as the rest.' Whom he really meant by the rest,
+Gieshuebler says nobody quite knew."
+
+"Well, in this matter I am absolutely against the pastor. Nobody ought
+to say such things, for they are dangerous and unbecoming. Even
+Niemeyer would not have said that."
+
+"The poor pastor, whose name, by the way, was Trippel, was very
+seriously criticised for it, and it was truly a blessing that he soon
+afterward died, for he would have lost his position otherwise. The
+city was opposed to him, just as you are, in spite of the fact that
+they had called him, and the Consistory, of course, was even more
+antagonistic."
+
+"Trippel, you say? Then, I presume, there is some connection between
+him and the pastor's widow, Mrs. Trippel, whom we are to see this
+evening."
+
+"Certainly there is a connection. He was her husband, and the father
+of Miss Trippelli."
+
+Effi laughed. "Of Miss Trippelli! At last I see the whole affair in a
+clear light. That she was born in Kessin, Gieshuebler wrote me, you
+remember. But I thought she was the daughter of an Italian consul. We
+have so many foreign names here, you know. And now I find she is good
+German and a descendant of Trippel. Is she so superior that she could
+venture to Italianize her name in this fashion?"
+
+"The daring shall inherit the earth. Moreover she is quite good. She
+spent a few years in Paris with the famous Madame Viardot, and there
+made the acquaintance of the Russian Prince. Russian Princes, you
+know, are very enlightened, are above petty class prejudices, and
+Kotschukoff and Gieshuebler--whom she calls uncle, by the way, and one
+might almost call him a born uncle--it is, strictly speaking, these
+two who have made little Marie Trippel what she is. It was Gieshuebler
+who induced her to go to Paris and Kotschukoff made her over into
+Marietta Trippelli."
+
+"Ah, Geert, what a charming story this is and what a humdrum life I
+have led in Hohen-Cremmen! Never a thing out of the ordinary."
+
+Innstetten took her hand and said: "You must not speak thus, Effi.
+With respect to ghosts one may take whatever attitude one likes. But
+beware of 'out of the ordinary' things, or what is loosely called out
+of the ordinary. That which appears to you so enticing, even a life
+such as Miss Trippelli leads, is as a rule bought at the price of
+happiness. I know quite well how you love Hohen-Cremmen and are
+attached to it, but you often make sport of it, too, and have no
+conception of how much quiet days like those in Hohen-Cremmen mean."
+
+"Yes I have," she said. "I know very well. Only I like to hear about
+something else once in a while, and then the desire comes over me to
+have a similar experience. But you are quite right, and, to tell the
+truth, I long for peace and quiet."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "My dear, dear Effi, that again
+you only imagine. Always fancies, first one thing, then another."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+[Innstetten and Effi stopped at the Prince Bismarck Hotel for dinner
+and heard some of Golchowski's gossip. All three went out near the
+tracks, when they heard a fast express coming, and as it passed in the
+direction of Effi's old home, it filled her heart with longing. The
+soiree musicale at Gieshuebler's was particularly enlivened by the
+bubbling humor of Miss Trippelli, whose singing was excellent, but did
+not overshadow her talent as a conversationalist. Effi admired her
+ability to sing dramatic pieces with composure. An uncanny ballad led
+to a discussion of haunted houses and ghosts, in both of which Miss
+Trippelli believed.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+The guests did not go home till late. Soon after ten Effi remarked to
+Gieshuebler that it was about time to leave, as Miss Trippelli must not
+miss her train and would have to leave Kessin at six in order to catch
+it. But Miss Trippelli overheard the remark and, in her own peculiar
+unabashed way, protested against such thoughtful consideration. "Ah,
+most gracious Lady, you think that one following my career needs
+regular sleep, but you are mistaken. What we need regularly is
+applause and high prices. Oh, laugh if you like. Besides, I can sleep
+in my compartment on the train--for one learns to do such things--in
+any position and even on my left side, and I don't even need to
+unfasten my dress. To be sure, I am never laced tight; chest and lungs
+must always be free, and, above all, the heart. Yes, most gracious
+Lady, that is the prime essential. And then, speaking of sleep in
+general, it is not the quantity that tells; it is the quality. A good
+nap of five minutes is better than five hours of restless turning over
+and over, first one way, then the other. Besides, one sleeps
+marvelously in Russia, in spite of the strong tea. It must be the air
+that causes it, or late dinners, or because one is so pampered. There
+are no cares in Russia; in that regard Russia is better than America.
+In the matter of money the two are equal." After this explanation on
+the part of Miss Trippelli, Effi desisted from further warnings that
+it was time to go. When twelve o'clock came, the guests, who had
+meanwhile developed a certain degree of intimacy, bade their host a
+merry and hearty good night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Three days later Gieshuebler's friend brought herself once more to
+Effi's attention by a telegram in French, from St. Petersburg: "Madame
+the Baroness von Innstetten, nee von Briest. Arrived safe. Prince K.
+at station. More taken with me than ever. Thousand thanks for your
+good reception. Kindest regards to Monsieur the Baron. Marietta
+Trippelli."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and gave more enthusiastic expression to his
+delight than Effi was able to understand.
+
+"I don't understand you, Geert."
+
+"Because you don't understand Miss Trippelli. It's her true self in
+the telegram, perfect to a dot."
+
+"So you take it all as a bit of comedy."
+
+"As what else could I take it, pray? All calculated for friends there
+and here, for Kotschukoff and Gieshuebler. Gieshuebler will probably
+found something for Miss Trippelli, or maybe just leave her a legacy."
+
+Gieshuebler's party had occurred in the middle of December.
+Immediately thereafter began the preparations for Christmas. Effi, who
+might otherwise have found it hard to live through these days,
+considered it a blessing to have a household with demands that had to
+be satisfied. It was a time for pondering, deciding, and buying, and
+this left no leisure for gloomy thoughts. The day before Christmas
+gifts arrived from her parents, and in the parcels were packed a
+variety of trifles from the precentor's family: beautiful queenings
+from a tree grafted by Effi and Jahnke several years ago, beside brown
+pulse-warmers and knee-warmers from Bertha and Hertha. Hulda only
+wrote a few lines, because, as she pretended, she had still to knit a
+traveling shawl for X. "That is simply not true," said Effi, "I'll
+wager, there is no X in existence. What a pity she cannot cease
+surrounding herself with admirers who do not exist!"
+
+When the evening came Innstetten himself arranged the presents for his
+young wife. The tree was lit, and a small angel hung at the top. On
+the tree was discovered a cradle with pretty transparencies and
+inscriptions, one of which referred to an event looked forward to in
+the Innstetten home the following year. Effi read it and blushed. Then
+she started toward Innstetten to thank him, but before she had time to
+carry out her design a Yule gift was thrown into the hall with a
+shout, in accordance with the old Pomeranian custom. It proved to be a
+box filled with a world of things. At the bottom they found the most
+important gift of all, a neat little lozenge box, with a number of
+Japanese pictures pasted on it, and inside of it a note, running,--
+
+
+ "Three kings once came on a Christmas eve,
+ The king of the Moors was one, I believe;--
+ The druggist at the sign of the Moor
+ Today with spices raps at your door;
+ Regretting no incense or myrrh to have found,
+ He throws pistachio and almonds around."
+
+
+Effi read the note two or three times and was pleased. "The homage of
+a good man has something very comforting about it. Don't you think so,
+Geert?"
+
+"Certainly I do. It is the only thing that can afford real pleasure,
+or at least ought to. Every one is otherwise so encumbered with stupid
+obligations--I am myself. But, after all, one is what one is."
+
+The first holiday was church day, on the second they went to the
+Borckes'. Everybody was there, except the Grasenabbs, who declined to
+come, "because Sidonie was not at home." This excuse struck everybody
+as rather strange. Some even whispered: "On the contrary, this is the
+very reason they ought to have come."
+
+New Year's eve there was to be a club ball, which Effi could not well
+miss, nor did she wish to, for it would give her an opportunity to see
+the cream of the city all at once. Johanna had her hands full with the
+preparation of the ball dress. Gieshuebler, who, in addition to his
+other hobbies, owned a hothouse, had sent Effi some camelias.
+Innstetten, in spite of the little time at his disposal, had to drive
+in the afternoon to Papenhagen, where three barns had burned.
+
+It became very quiet in the house. Christel, not having anything to
+do, sleepily shoved a footstool up to the stove, and Effi retired into
+her bedroom, where she sat down at a small writing desk between the
+mirror and the sofa, to write to her mother. She had already written a
+postal card, acknowledging receipt of the Christmas letter and
+presents, but had written no other news for weeks.
+
+/#
+ "Kessin, Dec. 31.
+
+ "_My dear mama_:
+
+ "This will probably be a long letter, as I have not let you
+ hear from me for a long time. The card doesn't count. The last
+ time I wrote, I was in the midst of Christmas preparations; now
+ the Christmas holidays are past and gone. Innstetten and my
+ good friend Gieshuebler left nothing undone to make Holy Night
+ as agreeable for me as possible, but I felt a little lonely and
+ homesick for you. Generally speaking, much as I have cause to
+ be grateful and happy, I cannot rid myself entirely of a
+ feeling of loneliness, and if I formerly made more fun than
+ necessary, perhaps, of Hulda's eternal tears of emotion, I am
+ now being punished for it and have to fight against such tears
+ myself, for Innstetten must not see them. However, I am sure
+ that it will all be better when our household is more
+ enlivened, which is soon to be the case, my dear mama. What I
+ recently hinted at is now a certainty and Innstetten gives me
+ daily proof of his joy on account of it. It is not necessary to
+ assure you how happy I myself am when I think of it, for the
+ simple reason that I shall then have life and entertainment at
+ home, or, as Geert says, 'a dear little plaything.' This word
+ of his is doubtless proper, but I wish he would not use it,
+ because it always give me a little shock and reminds me how
+ young I am and that I still half belong in the nursery. This
+ notion never leaves me (Geert says it is pathological) and, as
+ a result, the thing that should be my highest happiness is
+ almost the contrary, a constant embarrassment for me. Recently,
+ dear mama, when the good Flemming damsels plied me with all
+ sorts of questions imaginable, it seemed as though I were
+ undergoing an examination poorly prepared, and I think I must
+ have answered very stupidly. I was out of sorts, too, for often
+ what looks like sympathy is mere inquisitiveness, and theirs
+ impressed me as the more meddlesome, since I have a long while
+ yet to wait for the happy event. Some time in the summer, early
+ in July, I think. You must come then, or better still, so soon
+ as I am at all able to get about, I'll take a vacation and set
+ out for Hohen-Cremmen to see you. Oh, how happy it makes me to
+ think of it and of the Havelland air! Here it is almost always
+ cold and raw. There I shall drive out upon the marsh every day
+ and see red and yellow flowers everywhere, and I can even now
+ see the baby stretching out its hands for them, for I know it
+ must feel really at home there. But I write this for you alone.
+ Innstetten must not know about it and I should excuse myself
+ even to you for wanting to come to Hohen-Cremmen with the baby,
+ and for announcing my visit so early, instead of inviting you
+ urgently and cordially to Kessin, which, you may know, has
+ fifteen hundred summer guests every year, and ships with all
+ kinds of flags, and even a hotel among the dunes. But if I show
+ so little hospitality it is not because I am inhospitable. I am
+ not so degenerate as that. It is simply because our residence,
+ with all its handsome and unusual features, is in reality not a
+ suitable house at all; it is only a lodging for two people, and
+ hardly that, for we haven't even a dining room, which, as you
+ can well imagine, is embarrassing when people come to visit us.
+ True, we have other rooms upstairs, a large social hall and
+ four small rooms, but there is something uninviting about them,
+ and I should call them lumber rooms, if there were any lumber
+ in them. But they are entirely empty, except for a few
+ rush-bottomed chairs, and leave a very queer impression, to say
+ the least. You no doubt think this very easy to change, but the
+ house we live in is--is haunted. Now it is out. I beseech you,
+ however, not to make any reference to this in your answer, for
+ I always show Innstetten your letters and he would be beside
+ himself if he found out what I have written to you. I ought not
+ to have done it either, especially as I have been undisturbed
+ for a good many weeks and have ceased to be afraid; but Johanna
+ tells me it will come back again, especially if some new person
+ appears in the house. I couldn't think of exposing you to such
+ a danger, or--if that is too harsh an expression--to such a
+ peculiar and uncomfortable disturbance. I will not trouble you
+ with the matter itself today, at least not in detail. They tell
+ the story of an old captain, a so-called China-voyager, and
+ his grand-daughter, who after a short engagement to a young
+ captain here suddenly vanished on her wedding day. That might
+ pass, but there is something of greater moment. A young
+ Chinaman, whom her father had brought back from China and who
+ was at first the servant and later the friend of the old man,
+ died shortly afterward and was buried in a lonely spot near the
+ churchyard. Not long ago I drove by there, but turned my face
+ away quickly and looked in the other direction, because I
+ believe I should otherwise have seen him sitting on the grave.
+ For oh, my dear mama, I have really seen him once, or it at
+ least seemed so, when I was sound asleep and Innstetten was
+ away from home visiting the Prince. It was terrible. I should
+ not like to experience anything like it again. I can't well
+ invite you to such a house, handsome as it is otherwise, for,
+ strange to say, it is both uncanny and cozy. Innstetten did not
+ do exactly the right thing about it either, if you will allow
+ me to say so, in spite of the fact that I finally agreed with
+ him in many particulars. He expected me to consider it nothing
+ but old wives' nonsense and laugh about it, but all of a sudden
+ he himself seemed to believe in it, at the very time when he
+ was making the queer demand of me to consider such hauntings a
+ mark of blue blood and old nobility. But I can't do it and I
+ won't, either. Kind as he is in other regards, in this
+ particular he is not kind and considerate enough toward me.
+ That there is something in it I know from Johanna and also from
+ Mrs. Kruse. The latter is our coachman's wife and always sits
+ holding a black chicken in an overheated room. This alone is
+ enough to scare one. Now you know why _I_ want to come when the
+ time arrives. Oh, if it were only time now! There are so many
+ reasons for this wish. Tonight we have a New Year's eve ball,
+ and Gieshuebler, the only amiable man here, in spite of the fact
+ that he has one shoulder higher than the other, or, to tell the
+ truth, has even a greater deformity--Gieshuebler has sent me
+ some camelias. Perhaps I shall dance after all. Our doctor says
+ it would not hurt me; on the contrary. Innstetten has also
+ given his consent, which almost surprised me. And now remember
+ me to papa and kiss him for me, and all the other dear friends.
+ Happy New Year!
+
+ Your Effi."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+The New Year's eve ball lasted till the early morning and Effi was
+generously admired, not quite so unhesitatingly, to be sure, as the
+bouquet of camelias, which was known to have come from Gieshuebler's
+greenhouse. After the ball everybody fell back into the same old
+routine, and hardly any attempt was made to establish closer social
+relations. Hence the winter seemed very long. Visits from the noble
+families of the neighborhood were rare, and when Effi was reminded of
+her duty to return the visits she always remarked in a half-sorrowful
+tone: "Yes, Geert, if it is absolutely necessary, but I shall be bored
+to death." Innstetten never disputed the statement. What was said,
+during these afternoon calls, about families, children, and
+agriculture, was bearable, but when church questions were discussed
+and the pastors present were treated like little popes, even looked
+upon themselves as such, then Effi lost her patience and her mind
+wandered sadly back to Niemeyer, who was always modest and
+unpretentious, in spite of the fact that on every important occasion
+it was said he had the stuff in him to be called to the cathedral.
+Seemingly friendly as were the Borcke, Flemming, and Grasenabb
+families, with the exception of Sidonie Grasenabb, real friendship was
+out of the question, and often there would have been very little of
+pleasure and amusement, or even of reasonably agreeable association,
+if it had not been for Gieshuebler.
+
+He looked out for Effi as though he were a special Providence, and she
+was grateful to him for it. In addition to his many other interests he
+was a faithful and attentive reader of the newspapers. He was, in
+fact, the head of the Journal Club, and so scarcely a day passed that
+Mirambo did not bring to Effi a large white envelope full of separate
+sheets and whole papers, in which particular passages were marked,
+usually with a fine lead pencil, but occasionally with a heavy blue
+pencil and an exclamation or interrogation point. And that was not
+all. He also sent figs and dates, and chocolate drops done up in satin
+paper and tied with a little red ribbon. Whenever any specially
+beautiful flower was blooming in his greenhouse he would bring some of
+the blossoms himself and spend a happy hour chatting with his adored
+friend. He cherished in his heart, both separately and combined, all
+the beautiful emotions of love--that of a father and an uncle, a
+teacher and an admirer. Effi was affected by all these attentions and
+wrote to Hohen-Cremmen about them so often that her mother began to
+tease her about her "love for the alchymist." But this well-meant
+teasing failed of its purpose; it was almost painful to her, in fact,
+because it made her conscious, even though but dimly, of what was
+really lacking in her married life, viz., outspoken admiration,
+helpful suggestions, and little attentions.
+
+Innstetten was kind and good, but he was not a lover. He felt that he
+loved Effi; hence his clear conscience did not require him to make any
+special effort to show it. It had almost become a rule with him to
+retire from his wife's room to his own when Frederick brought the
+lamp. "I have a difficult matter yet to attend to." With that he went.
+To be sure, the portiere was left thrown back, so that Effi could hear
+the turning of the pages of the document or the scratching of his pen,
+but that was all. Then Rollo would often come and lie down before her
+upon the fireplace rug, as much as to say: "Must just look after you
+again; nobody else does." Then she would stoop down and say softly:
+"Yes, Rollo, we are alone." At nine Innstetten would come back for
+tea, usually with the newspaper in his hand, and would talk about the
+Prince, who was having so much annoyance again, especially because of
+that Eugen Richter, whose conduct and language beggared all
+description. Then he would read over the list of appointments made and
+orders conferred, to the most of which he objected. Finally he would
+talk about the election and how fortunate it was to preside over a
+district in which there was still some feeling of respect. When he had
+finished with this he asked Effi to play something, either from
+_Lohengrin_ or the _Walkuere_, for he was a Wagner enthusiast. What had
+won him over to this composer nobody quite knew. Some said, his
+nerves, for matter-of-fact as he seemed, he was in reality nervous.
+Others ascribed it to Wagner's position on the Jewish question.
+Probably both sides were right. At ten Innstetten relaxed and indulged
+in a few well-meant, but rather tired caresses, which Effi accepted,
+without genuinely returning them.
+
+Thus passed the winter. April came and Effi was glad when the garden
+behind the court began to show green.
+
+She could hardly wait for summer to come with its walks along the
+beach and its guests at the baths. * * * The months had been so
+monotonous that she once wrote: "Can you imagine, mama, that I have
+almost become reconciled to our ghost? Of course, that terrible night,
+when Geert was away at the Prince's house, I should not like to live
+through again, no, certainly not; but this being always alone, with
+nothing whatever happening, is hard, too, and when I wake up in the
+night I occasionally listen to see if I can hear the shoes, shuffling
+up above, and when all is quiet I am almost disappointed and say to
+myself: If only it would come back, but not too bad and not too
+close!"
+
+It was in February that Effi wrote these words and now it was almost
+May. The "Plantation" was beginning to take on new life again and one
+could hear the song of the finches. During this same week the storks
+returned, and one of them soared slowly over her house and alighted
+upon a barn near Utpatel's mill, its old resting place. Effi, who now
+wrote to her mother more frequently than heretofore, reported this
+happening, and at the conclusion of her letter said: "I had almost
+forgotten one thing, my dear mama, viz., the new district commander of
+the landwehr, who has been here now for almost four weeks. But shall
+we really have him? That is the question, and a question of
+importance, too, much as my statement will make you laugh, because you
+do not know how we are suffering here from social famine. At least I
+am, for I am at a loss to know what to make of the nobility here. My
+fault, perhaps, but that is immaterial. The fact remains, there has
+been a famine, and for this reason I have looked forward, through all
+the winter months, to the new district commander as a bringer of
+comfort and deliverance. His predecessor was an abominable combination
+of bad manners and still worse morals and, as though that were not
+enough, was always in financial straits. We have suffered under him
+all this time, Innstetten more than I, and when we heard early in
+April that Major von Crampas was here--for that is the name of the new
+man--we rushed into each other's arms, as though no further harm could
+befall us in our dear Kessin. But, as already mentioned, it seems as
+though there will be nothing going on, now that he is here. He is
+married, has two children, one eight, the other ten years old, and
+his wife is a year older than he--say, forty-five. That of itself
+would make little difference, and why shouldn't I find a motherly
+friend delightfully entertaining? Miss Trippelli was nearly thirty,
+and I got along with her quite well. But Mrs. Crampas, who by the way
+was not a _von_, is impossible. She is always out of sorts, almost
+melancholy, much like our Mrs. Kruse, of whom she reminds me not a
+little, and it all comes from jealousy. Crampas himself is said to be
+a man of many 'relations,' a ladies' man, which always sounds
+ridiculous to me and would in this case, if he had not had a duel with
+a comrade on account of just such a thing. His left arm was shattered
+just below the shoulder and it is noticeable at first sight, in spite
+of the operation, which was heralded abroad as a masterpiece of
+surgical art. It was performed by Wilms and I believe they call it
+resection.
+
+"Both Mr. and Mrs. Crampas were at our house a fortnight ago to pay us
+a visit. The situation was painful, for Mrs. Crampas watched her
+husband so closely that he became half-embarrassed, and I wholly. That
+he can be different, even jaunty and in high spirits, I was convinced
+three days ago, when, he sat alone with Innstetten, and I was able to
+follow their conversation from my room. I afterward talked with him
+myself and found him a perfect gentleman and extraordinarily clever.
+Innstetten was in the same brigade with him during the war and they
+often saw each other at Count Groeben's to the north of Paris. Yes, my
+dear mama, he is just the man to instill new life into Kessin.
+Besides, he has none of the Pomeranian prejudices, even though he is
+said to have come from Swedish Pomerania. But his wife! Nothing can be
+done without her, of course, and still less with her."
+
+Effi was quite right. As a matter of fact no close friendship was
+established with the Crampas family. They met once at the Borckes',
+again quite casually at the station, and a few days later on a steamer
+excursion up the "Broad" to a large beech and oak forest called "The
+Chatter-man." But they merely exchanged short greetings, and Effi was
+glad when the bathing season opened early in June. To be sure, there
+was still a lack of summer visitors, who as a rule did not come in
+numbers before St. John's Day. But even the preparations afforded
+entertainment. In the "Plantation" a merry-go-round and targets were
+set up, the boatmen calked and painted their boats, every little
+apartment put up new curtains, and rooms with damp exposure and
+subject to dry-rot were fumigated and aired.
+
+In Effi's own home everybody was also more or less excited, not
+because of summer visitors, however, but of another expected arrival.
+Even Mrs. Kruse wished to help as much as she could. But Effi was
+alarmed at the thought of it and said: "Geert, don't let Mrs. Kruse
+touch anything. It would do no good, and I have enough to worry about
+without that." Innstetten promised all she asked, adding that Christel
+and Johanna would have plenty of time, anyhow.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[An elderly widow and her maid arrived and took rooms for the season
+opposite the Innstetten house. The widow died and was buried in the
+cemetery. After watching the funeral from her window Effi walked out
+to the hotel among the dunes and on her way home turned into the
+cemetery, where she found the widow's maid sitting in the burning
+sun.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"It is a hot place you have picked out," said Effi, "much too hot. And
+if you are not cautious you may have a sun-stroke."
+
+"That would be a blessing."
+
+"How so?"
+
+"Then I should be out of the world."
+
+"I don't think you ought to say that, even if you had bad luck or lost
+a dear friend. I presume you loved her very dearly?"
+
+"I? Her? Oh, heaven forbid!"
+
+"You are very sad, however, and there must be some cause."
+
+"There is, too, your Ladyship."
+
+"Do you know me?"
+
+"Yes. You are the wife of the district councillor across the street
+from us. I was always talking with the old woman about you. But the
+time came when she could talk no more, because she could not draw a
+good breath. There was something the matter with her here, dropsy,
+perhaps. But so long as she could speak she spoke incessantly. She was
+a genuine Berlin--"
+
+"Good woman?"
+
+"No. If I said that it would be a lie. She is in her grave now and we
+ought not to say anything bad about the dead, especially as even they
+hardly have peace. Oh well, I suppose she has found peace. But she was
+good for nothing and was quarrelsome and stingy and made no provision
+for me. The relatives who came yesterday from Berlin * * * were very
+rude and unkind to me and raised all sorts of objections when they
+paid me my wages, merely because they had to and because there are
+only six more days before the beginning of a new quarter. Otherwise I
+should have received nothing, or only half, or only a quarter--nothing
+with their good will. And they gave me a torn five-mark note to pay my
+fare back to Berlin. Well, it is just enough for a fourth-class ticket
+and I suppose I shall have to sit on my luggage. But I won't do it. I
+will sit here and wait till I die--Heavens, I thought I should have
+peace here and I could have stood it with the old woman, too. But now
+this has come to nothing and I shall have to be knocked around again.
+Besides, I am a Catholic. Oh, I have had enough of it and I wish I lay
+where the old woman lies. She might go on living for all of me. * * *"
+
+
+
+Rollo, who had accompanied Effi, had meanwhile sat down before the
+maid, with his tongue away out, and looked at her. When she stopped
+talking he arose, stepped forward, and laid his head upon her knees.
+Suddenly she was transformed. "My, this means something for me. Why,
+here is a creature that can endure me, that looks at me like a friend
+and lays its head on my knees. My, it has been a long time since
+anything like that has happened to me. Well, old boy, what's your
+name? My, but you are a splendid fellow!"
+
+"Rollo," said Effi.
+
+"Rollo; that is strange. But the name makes no difference. I have a
+strange name, too, that is, forename. And the likes of me have no
+other, you know."
+
+"What is your name?"
+
+"I am called Roswitha."
+
+"Yes, that is strange; why, that is--"
+
+"Yes, quite right, your Ladyship, it is a Catholic name. And that is
+another trouble, that I am a Catholic. From Eichsfeld. Being a
+Catholic makes it harder and more disagreeable for me. Many won't have
+Catholics, because they run to the church so much. * * *"
+
+"Roswitha," said Effi, sitting down by her on the bench. "What are you
+going to do now?"
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, what could I be going to do? Nothing. Honestly and
+truly, I should like to sit here and wait till I fall over dead. * *
+*"
+
+"I want to ask you something, Roswitha. Are you fond of children? Have
+you ever taken care of little children?"
+
+"Indeed I have. That is the best and finest thing about me. * * * When
+a dear little thing stands up in one's lap, a darling little creature
+like a doll, and looks at one with its little peepers, that, I tell
+you, is something that opens up one's heart. * * *"
+
+"Now let me tell you, Roswitha, you are a good true person; I can
+tell it by your looks. A little bit unceremonious, but that doesn't
+hurt; it is often true of the best people, and I have had confidence
+in you from the beginning. Will you come along to my house? It seems
+as though God had sent you to me. I am expecting a little one soon,
+and may God help me at the time. When the child comes it must be cared
+for and waited upon and perhaps even fed from a bottle, though I hope
+not. But one can never tell. What do you say? Will you come?"
+
+Roswitha sprang up, seized the hand of the young wife and kissed it
+fervently. "Oh, there is indeed a God in heaven, and when our need is
+greatest help is nearest. Your Ladyship shall see, I can do it. I am
+an orderly person and have good references. You can see for yourself
+when I bring you my book. The very first time I saw your Ladyship I
+thought: 'Oh, if I only had such a mistress!' And now I am to have
+her. O, dear God, O, holy Virgin Mary, who would have thought it
+possible, when we had put the old woman in her grave and the relatives
+made haste to get away and left me sitting here?"
+
+"Yes, it is the unexpected that often happens, Roswitha, and
+occasionally for our good. Let us go now. Rollo is getting impatient
+and keeps running down to the gate."
+
+Roswitha was ready at once, but went back to the grave, mumbled a few
+words and crossed herself. Then they walked down the shady path and
+back to the churchyard gate. * * *
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+In less than a quarter of an hour the house was reached. As they
+stepped into the cool hall * * * Effi said: "Now, Roswitha, you go in
+there. That is our bedroom. I am going over to the district
+councillor's office to tell my husband that I should like to have you
+as a nurse for the baby. He will doubtless agree to it, but I must
+have his consent. Then when I have it we must find other quarters for
+him and you will sleep with me in the alcove * * *"
+
+When Innstetten learned the situation he said with alacrity: "You did
+the right thing, Effi, and if her testimonials are not too bad we will
+take her on her good face * * *"
+
+Effi was very happy to have encountered so little difficulty, and
+said: "Now it will be all right. Now I am no longer afraid * * *"
+
+That same hour Roswitha moved into the house with her few possessions
+and established herself in the little alcove. When the day was over
+she went to bed early and, tired as she was, fell asleep instantly.
+
+The next morning Effi inquired how she had slept and whether she had
+heard anything.
+
+"What?" asked Roswitha.
+
+"Oh, nothing. I just meant some sound as though a broom were sweeping
+or some one were sliding over the floor."
+
+Roswitha laughed and that made an especially good impression upon her
+young mistress. Effi had been brought up a Protestant and would have
+been very much alarmed if any Catholic traits had been discovered in
+her. And yet she believed that Catholicism affords the better
+protection against such things as "that upstairs" * * *
+
+All soon began to feel at home with one another, for Effi, like most
+country noblewomen of Brandenburg, had the amiable characteristic of
+liking to listen to such little stories as those for which the
+deceased widow, with her avarice, her nephews and their wives,
+afforded Roswitha an inexhaustible fund of material. Johanna was also
+an appreciative listener.
+
+Often, when Effi laughed aloud at the drastic passages, Johanna would
+deign to smile, but inwardly she was surprised that her Ladyship found
+pleasure in such stupid stuff. This feeling of surprise, along with
+her sense of superiority, proved on the whole very fortunate and
+helped to avoid quarrels with Johanna about their relative positions.
+Roswitha was simply the comic figure, and for Johanna to be jealous of
+her would have been as bad as to envy Rollo his position of
+friendship.
+
+Thus passed a week, chatty and almost jolly, for Effi looked forward
+with less anxiety than heretofore to the important coming event. Nor
+did she think that it was so near. On the ninth day the chattering and
+jollity came to an end. Running and hurrying took their place, and
+Innstetten himself laid aside his customary reserve entirely. On the
+morning of the 3d of July a cradle was standing by Effi's bed. Dr.
+Hannemann joyously grasped the young mother's hand and said: "We have
+today the anniversary of Koeniggraetz; a pity, that it is a girl. But
+the other may come yet, and the Prussians have many anniversaries of
+victories." Roswitha doubtless had some similar idea, but for the
+present her joy over the new arrival knew no bounds. Without further
+ado she called the child "little Annie," which the young mother took
+as a sign. "It must have been an inspiration," she said, "that
+Roswitha hit upon this particular name." Even Innstetten had nothing
+to say against it, and so they began to talk about "little Annie" long
+before the christening day arrived.
+
+Effi, who expected to be with her parents in Hohen-Cremmen from the
+middle of August on, would have liked to postpone the baptism till
+then. But it was not feasible. Innstetten could not take a vacation
+and so the 15th of August * * * was set for the ceremony, which of
+course was to take place in the church. The accompanying banquet was
+held in the large clubhouse on the quay, because the district
+councillor's house had no dining hall. All the nobles of the
+neighborhood were invited and all came. Pastor Lindequist delivered
+the toast to the mother and the child in a charming way that was
+admired on all sides. But Sidonie von Grasenabb took occasion to
+remark to her neighbor, an assessor of the strict type: "Yes, his
+occasional addresses will pass. But he cannot justify his sermons
+before God or man. He is a half-way man, one of those who are
+rejected because they are lukewarm. I don't care to quote the Bible
+here literally." Immediately thereafter old Mr. von Borcke took the
+floor to drink to the health of Innstetten: "Ladies and Gentlemen:
+These are hard times in which we live; rebellion, defiance, lack of
+discipline, whithersoever we look. But * * * so long as we still have
+men like Baron von Innstetten, whom I am proud to call my friend, just
+so long we can endure it, and our old Prussia will hold out. Indeed,
+my friends, with Pomerania and Brandenburg we can conquer this foe and
+set our foot upon the head of the poisonous dragon of revolution. Firm
+and true, thus shall we gain the victory. The Catholics, our brethren,
+whom we must respect, even though we fight them, have the 'rock of
+Peter,' but our rock is of bronze. Three cheers for Baron Innstetten!"
+Innstetten thanked him briefly. Effi said to Major von Crampas, who
+sat beside her, that the 'rock of Peter' was probably a compliment to
+Roswitha, and she would later approach old Councillor of Justice
+Gadebusch and ask him if he were not of her opinion. For some
+unaccountable reason Crampas took this remark seriously and advised
+her not to ask the Councillor's opinion, which amused Effi
+exceedingly. "Why, I thought you were a better mind-reader."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, in the case of beautiful young women who are not
+yet eighteen the art of mind-reading fails utterly."
+
+"You are defeating your cause completely, Major. You may call me a
+grandmother, but you can never be pardoned for alluding to the fact
+that I am not yet eighteen."
+
+When they left the table the late afternoon steamer came down the
+Kessine and called at the landing opposite the clubhouse. Effi sat by
+an open window with Crampas and Gieshuebler, drinking coffee and
+watching the scene below. "Tomorrow morning at nine the same boat will
+take me up the river, and at noon I shall be in Berlin, and in the
+evening I shall be in Hohen-Cremmen, and Roswitha will walk beside me
+and carry the child in her arms. I hope it will not cry. Ah, what a
+feeling it gives me even today! Dear Gieshuebler, were you ever so
+happy to see again your parental home?"
+
+[Illustation: _Permission F. Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_ PROCESSION AT
+GASTEIN Adolph von Menzel] "Yes, the feeling is not new to me, most
+gracious Lady, excepting only that I have never taken any little Annie
+with me, for I have none to take."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+Effi left home in the middle of August and was back in Kessin at the
+end of September. During the six weeks' visit she had often longed to
+return, but when she now reached the house and entered the dark hall
+into which no light could enter except the little from the stairway,
+she had a sudden feeling of fear and said to herself: "There is no
+such pale, yellow light in Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+A few times during the days in Hohen-Cremmen she had longed for the
+"Haunted house," but on the whole her life there had been full of
+happiness and contentment. To be sure, she had not known what to
+make of Hulda, who was not taking kindly to her role of waiting
+for a husband or fiance to turn up. With the twins, however, she
+got along much better, and more than once when she played ball or
+croquet with them she entirely forgot that she was married. Those
+were happy moments. Her chief delight was, as in former days, to
+stand on the swing board as it flew through the air and gave her
+a tingling sensation, a shudder of sweet danger, when she felt she
+would surely fall the next moment. When she finally sprang out of
+the swing, she went with the two girls to sit on the bench in front
+of the schoolhouse and there told old Mr. Jahnke, who joined them,
+about her life in Kessin, which she said was half-hanseatic and
+half-Scandinavian, and anything but a replica of Schwantikow and
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Such were the little daily amusements, to which were added occasional
+drives into the summery marsh, usually in the dog-cart. But Effi liked
+above everything else the chats she had almost every morning with her
+mother, as they sat upstairs in the large airy room, while Roswitha
+rocked the baby and sang lullabies in a Thuringian dialect which
+nobody fully understood, perhaps not even Roswitha. Effi and her
+mother would move over to the open window and look out upon the park,
+the sundial, or the pond with the dragon flies hovering almost
+motionless above it, or the tile walk, where von Briest sat beside the
+porch steps reading the newspapers. Every time he turned a page he
+took off his nose glasses and greeted his wife and daughter. When he
+came to his last paper, usually the _Havelland Advertiser_, Effi went
+down either to sit beside him or stroll with him through the garden
+and park. On one such occasion they stepped from the gravel walk over
+to a little monument standing to one side, which Briest's grandfather
+had erected in memory of the battle of Waterloo. It was a rusty
+pyramid with a bronze cast of Bluecher in front and one of Wellington
+in the rear.
+
+"Have you any such walks in Kessin?" said von Briest, "and does
+Innstetten accompany you and tell you stories?"
+
+"No, papa, I have no such walks. It is out of the question, for we
+have only a small garden behind the house, in reality hardly a garden
+at all, just a few box-bordered plots and vegetable beds with three or
+four fruit trees. Innstetten has no appreciation of such things and, I
+fancy, does not expect to stay much longer in Kessin."
+
+"But, child, you must have exercise and fresh air, for you are
+accustomed to them."
+
+"Oh, I have both. Our house is situated near a grove, which they call
+the 'Plantation,' and I walk there a great deal and Rollo with me."
+
+"Always Rollo," laughed von Briest. "If I didn't know better, I should
+be tempted to think that you cared more for Rollo than for your
+husband and child."
+
+"Ah, papa, that would be terrible, even if I am forced to admit that
+there was a time when I could not have gotten along without Rollo.
+That was--oh, you know when--On that occasion he virtually saved my
+life, or I at least fancied he did, and since then he has been my good
+friend and my chief dependence. But he is only a dog, and of course
+human beings come first."
+
+"Yes, that is what they always say, but I have my doubts. There is
+something peculiar about brute creatures and a correct understanding
+of them has not yet been arrived at. Believe me, Effi, this is another
+wide field. When I think how a person has an accident on the water or
+on the slippery ice, and some dog, say, one like your Rollo, is at
+hand, he will not rest till he has brought the unfortunate person to
+the shore. And if the victim is already dead, the dog will lie down
+beside him and bark and whine till somebody comes, and if nobody
+comes he will stay by the corpse till he himself is dead. That is what
+such an animal always does. And now take mankind on the other hand.
+God forgive me for saying it, but it sometimes seems to me as though
+the brute creature were better than man."
+
+"But, papa, if I said that to Innstetten--"
+
+"No, Effi, you would better not."
+
+"Rollo would rescue me, of course, but Innstetten would, too. He is a
+man of honor, you know."
+
+"That he is."
+
+"And loves me."
+
+"That goes without saying. And where there is love it is reciprocated.
+That is the way of the world. I am only surprised that he didn't take
+a vacation and flit over here. When one has such a young wife--"
+
+Effi blushed, for she thought exactly the same thing. But she did not
+care to admit it. "Innstetten is so conscientious and he desires to be
+thought well of, I believe, and has his own plans for the future.
+Kessin, you know, is only a stepping stone. And, after all, I am not
+going to run away from him. He has me, you see. If he were too
+affectionate--beside the difference between our ages--people would
+merely smile."
+
+"Yes, they would, Effi. But one must not mind that. Now, don't say
+anything about it, not even to mama. It is so hard to say what to do
+and what not. That is also a wide field."
+
+More than once during Effi's visit with her parents such conversations
+as the above had occurred, but fortunately their effect had not lasted
+long. Likewise the melancholy impression made upon her by the Kessin
+house at the moment of her return quickly faded away. Innstetten was
+full of little attentions, and when tea had been taken and the news
+of the city and the gossip about lovers had been talked over in a
+merry mood Effi took his arm affectionately and went into the other
+room with him to continue their chat and hear some anecdotes about
+Miss Trippelli, who had recently had another lively correspondence
+with Gieshuebler. This always meant a new debit on her never settled
+account. During this conversation Effi was very jolly, enjoying to the
+full the emotions of a young wife, and was glad to be rid of Roswitha,
+who had been transferred to the servants' quarters for an indefinite
+period.
+
+The next morning she said: "The weather is beautiful and mild and I
+hope the veranda on the side toward the 'Plantation' is in good order,
+so that we can move out of doors and take breakfast there. We shall be
+shut up in our rooms soon enough, at best, for the Kessin winters are
+really four weeks too long."
+
+Innstetten agreed heartily. The veranda Effi spoke of, which might
+perhaps better be called a tent, had been put up in the summer, three
+or four weeks before Effi's departure for Hohen-Cremmen. It consisted
+of a large platform, with the side in front open, an immense awning
+overhead, while to the right and left there were broad canvas
+curtains, which could be shoved back and forth by means of rings on an
+iron rod. It was a charming spot and all summer long was admired by
+the visitors who passed by on their way to the baths.
+
+Effi had leaned back in a rocking chair and said, as she pushed the
+coffee tray toward her husband: "Geert, you might play the amiable
+host today. I for my part find this rocker so comfortable that I do
+not care to get up. So exert yourself and if you are right glad to
+have me back again I shall easily find some way to get even." As she
+said this she straightened out the white damask cloth and laid her
+hand upon it. Innstetten took her hand and kissed it.
+
+"Well, how did you get on without me?"
+
+"Badly enough, Effi."
+
+"You just say so and try to look gloomy, but in reality there is not a
+word of truth in it."
+
+"Why, Effi--"
+
+"As I will prove to you, If you had had the least bit of longing for
+your child--I will not speak of myself, for, after all, what is a
+woman to such a high lord, who was a bachelor for so many years and
+was in no hurry--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Yes, Geert, if you had had just the least bit of longing, you would
+not have left me for six weeks to enjoy widow-like my own sweet
+society in Hohen-Cremmen, with nobody about but Niemeyer and Jahnke,
+and now and then our friends in Schwantikow. Nobody at all came from
+Rathenow, which looked as though they were afraid of me, or I had
+grown too old."
+
+"Ah, Effi, how you do talk! Do you know that you are a little
+coquette?"
+
+"Thank heaven that you say so. You men consider a coquette the best
+thing a woman can be. And you yourself are not different from the
+rest, even if you do put on such a solemn and honorable air. I know
+very well, Geert--To tell the truth, you are--"
+
+"Well, what?"
+
+"Well, I prefer not to say. But I know you very well. To tell the
+truth, you are, as my Schwantikow uncle once said, an affectionate
+man, and were born under the star of love, and Uncle Belling was quite
+right when he said so. You merely do not like to show it and think it
+is not proper and spoils one's career. Have I struck it?"
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You have struck it a little bit. And let me tell
+you, Effi, you seem to me entirely changed. Before little Annie came
+you were a child, but all of a sudden--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"All of a sudden you are like another person. But it is becoming to
+you and I like you very much. Shall I tell you further?"
+
+"What?"
+
+"There is something alluring about you."
+
+"Oh, my only Geert, why, what you say is glorious. Now my heart is
+gladder than ever--Give me another half a cup--Do you know that that
+is what I have always desired? We women must be alluring, or we are
+nothing whatever."
+
+"Is that your own idea?"
+
+"I might have originated it, but I got it from Niemeyer."
+
+"From Niemeyer! My, oh my, what a fine pastor he is! Well, I just tell
+you, there are none like him here. But how did he come by it? Why, it
+seems as though some Don Juan, some regular heart smasher had said
+it."
+
+"Ah, who knows?" laughed Effi. "But isn't that Crampas coming there?
+And from the beach! You don't suppose he has been swimming? On the
+27th of September!"
+
+"He often does such things, purely to make an impression."
+
+Crampas had meanwhile come up quite near and greeted them.
+
+"Good morning," cried Innstetten. "Come closer, come closer."
+
+Crampas, in civilian dress, approached and kissed Effi's hand. She
+went on rocking, and Innstetten said: "Excuse me, Major, for doing the
+honors of the house so poorly; but the veranda is not a house and,
+strictly speaking, ten o'clock in the morning is no time. At this hour
+we omit formalities, or, if you like, we all make ourselves at home.
+So sit down and give an account of your actions. For by your hair,--I
+wish for your sake there were more of it--I see plainly you have been
+swimming."
+
+He nodded.
+
+"Inexcusable," said Innstetten, half in earnest and half joking. "Only
+four weeks ago you yourself witnessed Banker Heinersdorf's calamity.
+He too thought the sea and the magnificent waves would respect him on
+account of his millions. But the gods are jealous of each other, and
+Neptune, without any apparent cause, took sides against Pluto, or at
+least against Heinersdorf."
+
+Crampas laughed. "Yes, a million marks! If I had that much, my dear
+Innstetten, I should not have risked it, I presume; for beautiful as
+the weather is, the water was only 9 deg. centigrade. But a man like me,
+with his million deficit,--permit me this little bit of boasting--a
+man like me can take such liberties without fearing the jealousy of
+the gods. Besides, there is comfort in the proverb, 'Whoever is born
+for the noose cannot perish in the water.'"
+
+"Why, Major," said Effi, "you don't mean to talk your neck
+into--excuse me!--such an unprosaic predicament, do you? To be sure,
+many believe--I refer to what you just said--that every man more or
+less deserves to be hanged. And yet, Major--for a major--"
+
+"It is not the traditional way of dying. I admit it, your Ladyship.
+Not traditional and, in my case, not even very probable. So it was
+merely a quotation, or, to be more accurate, a common expression.
+Still, there is some sincerity back of it when I say the sea will not
+harm me, for I firmly expect to die a regular, and I hope honorable,
+soldier's death. Originally it was only a gypsy's prophesy, but with
+an echo in my own conscience."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "There will be a few obstacles, Crampas, unless
+you plan to serve under the Sublime Porte or the Chinese dragon. There
+the soldiers are knocking each other around now. Take my word for it,
+that kind of business is all over here for the next thirty years, and
+if anybody has the desire to meet his death as a soldier--"
+
+"He must first order a war of Bismarck. I know all about it,
+Innstetten. But that is a mere bagatelle for you. It is now the end of
+September. In ten weeks at the latest the Prince will be in Varzin
+again, and as he has a liking for you--I will refrain from using the
+more vulgar term, to avoid facing the barrel of your pistol--you will
+be able, won't you, to provide a little war for an old Vionville
+comrade? The Prince is only a human being, like the rest of us, and a
+kind word never comes amiss."
+
+During this conversation Effi had been wadding bread and tossing it on
+the table, then making figures out of the little balls, to indicate
+that a change of topic was desirable. But Innstetten seemed bent on
+answering Crampas's joking remarks, for which reason Effi decided it
+would be better for her simply to interrupt. "I can't see, Major, why
+we should trouble ourselves about your way of dying. Life lies nearer
+to us and is for the time being a more serious matter."
+
+Crampas nodded.
+
+"I am glad you agree with me. How are we to live here? That is the
+question right now. That is more important than anything else.
+Gieshuebler has written me a letter on the subject and I would show it
+to you if it did not seem indiscreet or vain, for there are a lot of
+other things besides in the letter. Innstetten doesn't need to read
+it; he has no appreciation of such things. Incidentally, the
+handwriting is like engraving, and the style is what one would expect
+if our Kessin friend had been brought up at an Old French court. The
+fact that he is humpbacked and wears white jabots such as no other
+human being wears--I can't imagine where he has them ironed--all this
+fits so well. Now Gieshuebler has written to me about plans for the
+evenings at the club, and about a manager by the name of Crampas. You
+see, Major, I like that better than the soldier's death, let alone the
+other."
+
+"And I, personally, no less than you. It will surely be a splendid
+winter if we may feel assured of the support of your Ladyship. Miss
+Trippelli is coming--"
+
+"Trippelli? Then I am superfluous."
+
+"By no means, your Ladyship. Miss Trippelli cannot sing from one
+Sunday till the next; it would be too much for her and for us. Variety
+is the spice of life, a truth which, to be sure, every happy marriage
+seems to controvert."
+
+"If there are any happy marriages, mine excepted," and she held out
+her hand to Innstetten.
+
+"Variety then," continued Crampas. "To secure it for ourselves and our
+club, of which for the time being I have the honor to be the
+vice-president, we need the help of everybody who can be depended
+upon. If we put our heads together we can turn this whole place upside
+down. The theatrical pieces have already been selected--_War in Peace,
+Mr. Hercules, Youthful Love,_ by Wilbrandt, and perhaps _Euphrosyne_,
+by Gensichen. You as Euphrosyne and I middle-aged Goethe. You will be
+astonished to see how well I can act the prince of poets, if act is
+the right word."
+
+"No doubt. In the meantime I have learned from the letter of my
+alchemistic correspondent that, in addition to your other
+accomplishments, you are an occasional poet. At first I was
+surprised."
+
+"You couldn't see that I looked the part."
+
+"No. But since I have found out that you go swimming at 9 deg. I have
+changed my mind. Nine degrees in the Baltic Sea beats the Castalian
+Fountain."
+
+"The temperature of which is unknown."
+
+"Not to me; at least nobody will contradict me. But now I must get up.
+There comes Roswitha with little Annie."
+
+She arose and went toward Roswitha, took the child, and tossed it up
+with pride and joy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+[For the next few weeks Crampas came regularly every morning to gossip
+a while with Effi on the veranda and then ride horseback with her
+husband. Finally she desired to ride with them and, although
+Innstetten did not approve of the idea, Crampas secured a horse for
+her. On one of their rides Crampas let fall a remark about how it
+bored him to have to observe such a multitude of petty laws. Effi
+applauded the sentiment. Innstetten took the Major to task and
+reminded him that one of his frivolous escapades had cost him an arm.
+When the election campaign began Innstetten; could no longer take the
+time for the horseback rides, and so Effi went out with Crampas,
+accompanied by two lackeys. One day, while riding slowly through the
+woods, Crampas spoke at length of Innstetten's character, telling how
+in earlier life the councillor was more respected than loved, how he
+had a mystical tendency and was inclined to make sport of his
+comrades. He referred also to Innstetten's fondness for ghost
+stories, which led Effi to tell her experience with the Chinaman.
+Crampas said that because of an unusual ambition Innstetten had to
+have an unusual residence; hence the haunted house. He further
+poisoned Effi's mind by telling her that her husband was a born
+pedagogue and in the education of his wife was employing the haunted
+house in accordance with a definite pedagogical plan.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+The clock struck two as they reached the house. Crampas bade Effi
+adieu, rode into the city, and dismounted at his residence on the
+market square. Effi changed her dress and tried to take a nap, but
+could not go to sleep, for she was less weary than out of humor. That
+Innstetten should keep his ghosts, in order to live in an
+extraordinary house, that she could endure; it harmonized with his
+inclination to be different from the great mass. But the other thing,
+that he should use his ghosts for pedagogical purposes, that was
+annoying, almost insulting. It was clear to her mind that "pedagogical
+purposes" told less than half the story. What Crampas had meant was
+far, far worse, was a kind of instrument designed to instill fear. It
+was wholly lacking in goodness of heart and bordered almost on
+cruelty. The blood rushed to her head, she clenched her little fist,
+and was on the point of laying plans, but suddenly she had to laugh.
+"What a child I am!" she exclaimed. "Who can assure me that Crampas is
+right? Crampas is entertaining, because he is a gossip, but he is
+unreliable, a mere braggart, and cannot hold a candle to Innstetten."
+
+At this moment Innstetten drove up, having decided to come home
+earlier today than usual. Effi sprang from her seat to greet him in
+the hall and was the more affectionate, the more she felt she had
+something to make amends for. But she could not entirely ignore what
+Crampas had said, and in the midst of her caresses, while she was
+listening with apparent interest, there was the ever recurring echo
+within: "So the ghost is part of a design, a ghost to keep me in my
+place."
+
+Finally she forgot it, however, and listened artlessly to what he had
+to tell her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+About the middle of November the north wind blew up a gale, which for
+a day and a half swept over the moles so violently that the Kessine,
+more and more dammed back, finally overflowed the quay and ran into
+the streets. But after the storm had spent its rage the weather
+cleared and a few sunny autumn days followed. "Who knows how long they
+will last," said Effi to Crampas, and they decided to ride out once
+more on the following morning. Innstetten, who had a free day, was to
+go too. They planned to ride to the mole and dismount there, then take
+a little walk along the beach and finally have luncheon at a sheltered
+spot behind the dunes.
+
+At the appointed hour Crampas rode up before the house. Kruse was
+holding the horse for her Ladyship, who quickly lifted herself into
+the saddle, saying that Innstetten had been prevented from going and
+wished to be excused. There had been another big fire in Morgenitz the
+night before, the third in three weeks, pointing to incendiarism, and
+he had been obliged to go there, much to his sorrow, for he had looked
+forward with real pleasure to this ride, thinking it would probably be
+the last of the season.
+
+Crampas expressed his regret, perhaps just to say something, but
+perhaps with sincerity, for inconsiderate as he was in chivalrous love
+affairs, he was, on the other hand, equally a hale fellow well met. To
+be sure, only superficially. To help a friend and five minutes later
+deceive him were things that harmonized very well with his sense of
+honor. He could do both with incredible bonhomie.
+
+The ride followed the usual route through the "Plantation." Rollo went
+ahead, then came Crampas and Effi, and Kruse followed. Crampas's
+lackey was not along.
+
+"Where did you leave Knut?"
+
+"He has the mumps."
+
+"Remarkable," laughed Effi. "To tell the truth, he always looked as
+though he had something of the sort."
+
+"Quite right. But you ought to see him now. Or rather not, for you can
+take the mumps from merely seeing a case."
+
+"I don't believe it."
+
+"There is a great deal that young wives don't believe."
+
+"And again they believe many things they would better not believe."
+
+"Do you say that for my benefit?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Sorry."
+
+"How becoming this 'sorry' is to you! I really believe, Major, you
+would consider it entirely proper, if I were to make a declaration of
+love to you."
+
+"I will not go quite that far. But I should like to see the fellow who
+would not desire such a thing. Thoughts and wishes go free of duty."
+
+"There is some question about that. Besides, there is a difference
+between thoughts and wishes. Thoughts, as a rule, keep in the
+background, but wishes, for the most part, hover on the lips."
+
+"I wish you wouldn't say that."
+
+"Ah, Crampas, you are--you are--"
+
+"A fool."
+
+"No. That is another exaggeration. But you are something else. In
+Hohen-Cremmen we always said, I along with the rest, that the most
+conceited person in the world was a hussar ensign at eighteen."
+
+"And now?"
+
+"Now I say, the most conceited person in the world is a district
+major of the landwehr at forty-two."
+
+"Incidentally, my other two years that you most graciously ignore make
+amends for the remark. Kiss the hand" (--My respects to you).
+
+"Yes, 'kiss the hand.' That is just the expression that fits you. It
+is Viennese. And the Viennese--I made their acquaintance four years
+ago in Carlsbad, where they courted me, a fourteen-year-old slip of a
+girl. What a lot of things I had to listen to!"
+
+"Certainly nothing more than was right."
+
+"If that were true, the intended compliment would be rather rude--But
+see the buoys yonder, how they swim and dance. The little red flags
+are hauled in. Every time I have seen the red flags this summer, the
+few times that I have ventured to go down to the beach, I have said to
+myself: there lies Vineta, it must lie there, those are the tops of
+the towers."
+
+"That is because you know Heine's poem."
+
+"Which one?"
+
+"Why, the one about Vineta."
+
+"No, I don't know that one; indeed I know very few, to my sorrow."
+
+"And yet you have Gieshuebler and the Journal Club. However, Heine gave
+the poem a different name, 'Sea Ghosts,' I believe, or something of
+the sort. But he meant Vineta. As he himself--pardon me, if I proceed
+to tell you here the contents of the poem--as the poet, I was about to
+say, is passing the place, he is lying on the ship's deck and looking
+down into the water, and there he sees narrow, medieval streets, and
+women tripping along in hoodlike hats. All have songbooks in their
+hands and are going to church, and all the bells are ringing. When he
+hears the bells he is seized with a longing to go to church himself,
+even though only for the sake of the hoodlike hats, and in the heat of
+desire he screams aloud and is about to plunge in. But at that moment
+the captain seizes him by the leg and exclaims: 'Doctor, are you
+crazy?'"
+
+"Why, that is delicious! I'd like to read it. Is it long?"
+
+"No, it is really short, somewhat longer than 'Thou hast diamonds and
+pearls,' or 'Thy soft lily fingers,'" and he gently touched her hand.
+"But long or short, what descriptive power, what objectivity! He is my
+favorite poet and I know him by heart, little as I care in general for
+this poetry business, in spite of the jingles I occasionally
+perpetrate myself. But with Heine's poetry it is different. It is all
+life, and above everything else he is a connoisseur of love, which,
+you know, is the highest good. Moreover, he is not one-sided."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"I mean he is not all for love."
+
+"Well, even if he had this one-sidedness it would not be the worst
+thing in the world. What else does he favor?"
+
+"He is also very much in favor of romance, which, to be sure, follows
+closely after love and, in the opinion of some people, coincides with
+it. But I don't believe it does. In his later poems, which have been
+called 'romantic'--as a matter of fact, he called them that
+himself--in these romantic poems there is no end of killing. Often on
+account of love, to be sure, but usually for other, more vulgar
+reasons, among which I include politics, which is almost always
+vulgar. Charles Stuart, for example, carries his head under his arm in
+one of these romances, and still more gruesome is the story of
+Vitzliputzli."
+
+"Of whom?"
+
+"Vitzliputzli. He is a Mexican god, and when the Mexicans had taken
+twenty or thirty Spaniards prisoners, these twenty or thirty had to be
+sacrificed to Vitzliputzli. There was no help for it, it was a
+national custom, a cult, and it all took place in the turn of a
+hand--belly open, heart out--"
+
+"Stop, Crampas, no more of that. It is indecent, and disgusting
+besides. And all this when we are just about on the point of eating
+lunch!"
+
+"I for my part am not affected by it, as I make it my rule to let my
+appetite depend only upon the menu."
+
+During this conversation they had come from the beach, according to
+program, to a bench built in the lee of the dunes, with an extremely
+primitive table in front of it, simply a board on top of two posts.
+Kruse, who had ridden ahead, had the lunch already served--tea rolls,
+slices of cold roast meat, and red wine, and beside the bottle stood
+two pretty little gold-rimmed glasses, such as one buys in watering
+places or takes home as souvenirs from glass works.
+
+They dismounted. Kruse, who had tied the reins of his own horse around
+a stunted pine, walked up and down with the other two horses, while
+Crampas and Effi sat down at the table and enjoyed the clear view of
+beach and mole afforded by a narrow cut through the dunes.
+
+The half-wintery November sun shed its fallow light upon the still
+agitated sea and the high-running surf. Now and then a puff of wind
+came and carried the spray clear up to the table. There was lyme grass
+all around, and the bright yellow of the immortelles stood out sharply
+against the yellow sand they were growing in, despite the kinship of
+colors. Effi played the hostess. "I am sorry, Major, to have to pass
+you the rolls in a basket lid."
+
+"I don't mind the platter, so long as it holds a favor."
+
+"But this is Kruse's arrangement--Why, there you are too, Rollo. But
+our lunch does not take you into account. What shall we do with
+Rollo?"
+
+"I say, give him everything--I for my part out of gratitude. For, you
+see, dearest Effi--"
+
+Effi looked at him.
+
+"For, you see, most gracious Lady, Rollo reminds me of what I was
+about to tell you as a continuation or counterpart of the Vitzliputzli
+story, only much more racy, because a love story. Have you ever heard
+of a certain Pedro the Cruel?"
+
+"I have a faint recollection."
+
+"A kind of Bluebeard king."
+
+"That is fine. That is the kind girls like best to hear about, and I
+still remember we always said of my friend Hulda Niemeyer, whose name
+you have heard, I believe, that she knew no history, except the six
+wives of Henry the Eighth, that English Bluebeard, if the word is
+strong enough for him. And, really, she knew these six by heart. You
+ought to have heard her when she pronounced the names, especially that
+of the mother of queen Elizabeth,--so terribly embarrassed, as though
+it were her turn next--But now, please, the story of Don Pedro."
+
+"Very well. At Don Pedro's court there was a handsome black Spanish
+knight, who wore on his breast the cross of Calatrava, which is about
+the equivalent of the Black Eagle and the _Pour le Merite_ together.
+This cross was essential, they always had to wear it, and this
+Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved, of course--"
+
+"Why of course?"
+
+"Because we are in Spain."
+
+"So we are."
+
+"And this Calatrava knight, I say, had a very beautiful dog, a
+Newfoundland dog, although there were none as yet, for it was just a
+hundred years before the discovery of America. A very beautiful dog,
+let us call him Rollo."
+
+When Rollo heard his name he barked and wagged his tail.
+
+"It went on thus for many a day. But the secret love, which probably
+did not remain entirely secret, soon became too much for the king, who
+cared very little for the Calatrava knight anyhow; for he was not only
+a cruel king, but also a jealous old wether--or, if that word is not
+just suited for a king, and still less for my amiable listener, Mrs.
+Effi, call him at least a jealous creature. Well, he resolved to have
+the Calatrava knight secretly beheaded for his secret love."
+
+"I can't blame him."
+
+"I don't know, most gracious Lady. You must hear further. In part it
+was all right, but it was too much. The king, in my judgment, went
+altogether too far. He pretended he was going to arrange a feast for
+the knight in honor of his deeds as a warrior and hero, and there was
+a long table and all the grandees of the realm sat at this table, and
+in the middle sat the king, and opposite him was the place of honor
+for the Calatrava knight. But the knight failed to appear, and when
+they had waited a long while for him, they finally had to begin the
+feast without him, and his place remained vacant. A vacant place just
+opposite the king!"
+
+"And then?"
+
+"And then, fancy, most gracious Lady, as the king, this Pedro, is
+about to rise in order dissemblingly to express his regret that his
+'dear guest' has not yet appeared, the horrified servants are heard
+screaming on the stairway, and before anybody knows what has happened,
+something flies along the table, springs upon the chair, and places a
+severed head upon the empty plate. Over this very head Rollo stares at
+the one sitting face to face with him, viz., the king. Rollo had
+accompanied his master on his last journey, and the moment the ax fell
+the faithful animal snatched the falling head, and here he was now,
+our friend Rollo, at the long festal board, accusing the royal
+murderer."
+
+Effi was rapt with attention. After a few moments she said: "Crampas,
+that is in its way very beautiful, and because it is very beautiful I
+will forgive you. But you might do better, and please me more, if you
+would tell stories of another kind, even from Heine. Certainly Heine
+has not written exclusively of Vitzliputzli and Don Pedro and _your_
+Rollo. I say _your_, for mine would not have done such a thing. Come,
+Rollo. Poor creature, I can't look at you any more without thinking of
+the Calatrava knight, whom the queen secretly loved--Call Kruse,
+please, that he may put these things back in the saddle bag, and, as
+we ride home, you must tell me something different, something entirely
+different."
+
+Kruse came. As he was about to take the glasses Crampas said: "Kruse,
+leave the one glass, this one here. I'll take it myself."
+
+"Your servant, Major."
+
+Effi, who had overheard this, shook her head. Then she laughed.
+"Crampas, what in the world are you thinking of? Kruse is stupid
+enough not to think a second time about anything, and even if he did
+he fortunately would arrive at no conclusion. But that does not
+justify you in keeping this thirty-pfennig glass from the Joseph Glass
+Works."
+
+"Your scornful reference to its price makes me feel its value all the
+more deeply."
+
+"Always the same story. You are such a humorist, but a very queer one.
+If I understand you rightly you are going to--it is ridiculous and I
+almost hesitate to say it--you are going to perform now the act of the
+King of Thule."
+
+He nodded with a touch of roguishness.
+
+"Very well, for all I care. Everybody wears his right cap; you know
+which one. But I must be permitted to say that the role you are
+assigning to me in this connection is far from flattering. I don't
+care to figure as a rhyme to your King of Thule. Keep the glass, but
+please draw no conclusions that would compromise me. I shall tell
+Innstetten about it."
+
+"That you will not do, most gracious Lady."
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Innstetten is not the man to see such things in their proper light."
+
+She eyed him sharply for a moment, then lowered her eyes confused and
+almost embarrassed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+
+[Effi's peace was disturbed, but the prospect of a quiet winter, with
+few occasions to meet Crampas, reassured her. She and her husband
+began to spend their evenings reviewing their Italian journey.
+Gieshuebler joined them and soon announced that Crampas was planning an
+amateur performance of _A Step out of the Way_, with Effi as the
+heroine. She felt the danger, but was eager to act, as Crampas was
+only the coach. Her playing won enthusiastic applause and Innstetten
+raved over his captivating wife. A casual remark about Mrs. Crampas
+led him to assert that she was insanely jealous of Effi, and to tell
+how Crampas had wheedled her into agreeing to stay at home the second
+day after Christmas, while he himself joined the Innstettens and
+others on a sleighing party. Innstetten then said, in a way suggesting
+the strict pedagogue, that Crampas was not to be trusted, particularly
+in his relations to women. On Christmas day Effi was happy till she
+discovered she had received no greeting from Crampas. That put her out
+of sorts and made her conscious that all was not well. Innstetten
+noticed her troubled state and, when she told him she felt unworthy of
+the kindness showered upon her, he said that people get only what they
+deserve, but she was not sure of his meaning. The proposed sleighing
+party was carried out. After coffee at Forester Ring's lodge all went
+out for a walk. Crampas remarked to Effi that they were in danger of
+being snowed in. She replied with the story of a poem entitled _God's
+Wall_, which she had learned from her pastor. During a war an aged
+widow prayed God to build a wall to protect her from the enemy. God
+caused her cottage to be snowed under, and the enemy passed by.
+Crampas changed the subject.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+
+[At seven o'clock dinner was served. At the table Sidonie Grasenabb
+had much to say against the loose modern way of bringing up girls,
+with particular reference to the Forester's frivolous daughters. After
+a toast to Ring, in which Gueldenklee indulged in various puns on the
+name, the Prussian song was sung and the company made ready to start
+home. Gieshuebler's coachman had meanwhile been kicked in the shin by
+one of the horses and the doctor ordered him to stay at the Forester's
+for the present. Innstetten undertook to drive home in his place.
+Sidonie Grasenabb rode part of the way with Effi and Crampas, till a
+small stream with a quicksand bottom was encountered, when she left
+the sleigh and joined her family in their carriage. Crampas who had
+been sent by Innstetten to look after the ladies in his sleigh, was
+now alone with Effi. When she saw that the roundabout way was bringing
+them to a dark forest, through which they would have to pass, she
+sought to steady her nerves by clasping her hands together with all
+her might. Then she recalled the poem about _God's Wall_ and tried two
+or three times to repeat the widow's prayer for protection, but was
+conscious that her words were dead. She was afraid, and yet felt as
+though she were under a spell, which she did not care to cast off.
+When the sleigh entered the dark woods Crampas spoke her name softly,
+with trembling voice, took her hand, loosened the clenched fingers,
+and covered them with fervent kisses. She felt herself fainting. When
+she again opened her eyes the sleigh had passed out of the woods and
+it soon drove up before her home in Kessin.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+
+Innstetten, who had observed Effi sharply as he lifted her from the
+sleigh, but had avoided speaking to her in private about the strange
+drive, arose early the following morning and sought to overcome his
+ill-humor, from the effects of which he still suffered.
+
+"Did you sleep well?" he asked, as Effi came to breakfast.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"How fortunate! I can't say the same of myself. I dreamed you met with
+an accident in the sleigh, in the quicksand, and Crampas tried to
+rescue you--I must call it that--, but he sank out of sight with you."
+
+"You say all this so queerly, Geert. Your words contain a covert
+reproach, and I can guess why."
+
+"Very remarkable."
+
+"You do not approve of Crampas's coming and offering us his
+assistance."
+
+"Us?"
+
+"Yes, us. Sidonie and me. You seem to have forgotten entirely that the
+Major came at your request. At first he sat opposite me, and I may
+say, incidentally, that it was indeed an uncomfortable seat on that
+miserable narrow strip, but when the Grasenabbs came up and took
+Sidonie, and our sleigh suddenly drove on, I suppose you expected that
+I should ask him to get out? That would have made a laughing stock of
+me, and you know how sensitive you are on that point. Remember, we
+have ridden horseback many times together, with your consent, and now
+you don't think I should ride in the same vehicle with him. It is
+wrong, we used to say at home, to mistrust a nobleman."
+
+"A nobleman," said Innstetten with emphasis.
+
+"Isn't he one? You yourself called him a cavalier, a perfect cavalier,
+in fact."
+
+"Yes," continued Innstetten, his tone growing more friendly, though it
+still betrayed a slight shade of sarcasm. "A cavalier he is, and a
+perfect cavalier, that is beyond dispute. But nobleman? My dear Effi,
+a nobleman has a different look. Have you ever noticed anything noble
+about him? Not I."
+
+Effi stared at the ground and kept silent.
+
+"It seems we are of the same opinion. But, as you said, I myself am to
+blame. I don't care to speak of a _faux pas_; it is not the right word
+in this connection. I assume the blame, and it shall not occur again,
+if I can prevent it. But you will be on your guard, too, if you heed
+my advice. He is coarse and has designs of his own on young women. I
+knew him of old."
+
+"I shall remember what you say. But just one thing--I believe you
+misunderstand him."
+
+"I do _not_ misunderstand him."
+
+"Or me," she said, with all the force at her command, and attempted to
+meet his gaze.
+
+"Nor you either, my dear Effi. You are a charming little woman, but
+persistence is not exactly your specialty."
+
+He arose to go. When he had got as far as the door Frederick entered
+to deliver a note from Gieshuebler, addressed, of course, to her
+Ladyship.
+
+Effi took it. "A secret correspondence with Gieshuebler," she said.
+"Material for another fit of jealousy on the part of my austere Lord.
+Or isn't it?"
+
+"No, not quite, my dear Effi. I am so foolish as to make a distinction
+between Crampas and Gieshuebler. They are not the same number of carats
+fine, so to speak. You know, the value of gold is estimated by carats,
+in certain circumstances that of men also. And I must add that I
+personally have a considerably higher regard for Gieshuebler's white
+jabot, in spite of the fact that jabots are no longer worn, than I
+have for Crampas's red sapper whiskers. But I doubt if that is
+feminine taste."
+
+"You think we are weaker than we are."
+
+"A consolation of extraordinarily little practical application. But
+enough of that. Read your note."
+
+Effi read: "May I inquire about the health of my gracious Lady? I know
+only that you luckily escaped the quicksand. But there was still
+plenty of danger lurking along the road through the woods. Dr.
+Hannemann has just returned and reassures me concerning Mirambo,
+saying that yesterday he considered the case more serious than he
+cared to let us know, but not so today. It was a charming
+sleigh-ride.--In three days we shall celebrate New Year's eve. We
+shall have to forego a festivity like last year's, but we shall have a
+ball, of course, and to see you present would delight the dancers and,
+by no means least, Yours most respectfully, Alonzo G."
+
+Effi laughed. "Well, what do you say?"
+
+"The same as before, simply that I should rather see you with
+Gieshuebler than with Crampas."
+
+"Because you take Crampas too seriously and Gieshuebler too lightly."
+
+Innstetten jokingly shook his finger at her.
+
+Three days later was New Year's eve. Effi appeared in a charming ball
+gown, a gift that the Christmas table had brought her. But she did not
+dance. She took her seat among the elderly dames, for whom easy chairs
+were placed near the orchestra gallery. Of the particular noble
+families with which the Innstettens associated there was nobody
+present, because, shortly before, there had occurred a slight
+disagreement with the city faction in the management of the club,
+which had been accused of "destructive tendencies," especially by old
+Mr. Gueldenklee. However, three or four other noble families from over
+the Kessine, who were not members of the club, but only invited
+guests, had crossed over the ice on the river, some of them from a
+great distance, and were happy to take part in the festivity. Effi sat
+between the elderly wife of baronial councillor von Padden and a
+somewhat younger Mrs. von Titzewitz. The former, an excellent old
+lady, was in every way an original, and sought by means of orthodox
+German Christianity to counteract the tendency toward Wendish
+heathenism, with which nature had endowed her, especially in the
+prominent structure of her cheek bones. In her orthodoxy she went so
+far that even Sidonie von Grasenabb was in comparison a sort of
+_esprit fort_. The elderly dame, having sprung from a union of the
+Radegast and the Schwantikow branches of the family, had inherited the
+old Padden humor, which had for years rested like a blessing upon the
+family and had heartily rejoiced everybody who came into touch with
+them, even though enemies in politics or religion.
+
+"Well, child," said the baronial councillor's wife, "how are you
+getting on, anyhow?"
+
+"Quite well, most gracious Lady. I have a very excellent husband."
+
+"I know. But that does not always suffice. I, too, had an excellent
+husband. How do matters actually stand? No temptations?"
+
+Effi was startled and touched at the same time. There was something
+uncommonly refreshing about the free and natural tone in which the old
+lady spoke, and the fact that she was such a pious woman made it even
+more refreshing.
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"There it comes. Nothing new, the same old story. Time makes no change
+here, and perhaps it is just as well. The essential thing, my dear
+young woman, is struggle. One must always wrestle with the natural
+man. And when one has conquered self and feels almost like screaming
+out, because it hurts so, then the dear angels shout for joy."
+
+"Ah, most gracious Lady, it is often very hard."
+
+"To be sure, it is hard. But the harder the better. You must be glad
+of that. The weakness of the flesh is lasting. I have grandsons and
+granddaughters and see it every day. But the conquering of self in the
+faith, my dear Lady, that is the essential thing, that is the true
+way. This was brought to our knowledge by our old man of God, Martin
+Luther. Do you know his _Table Talks_?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady."
+
+"I am going to send them to you."
+
+At this moment Major von Crampas stepped up to Effi and inquired about
+her health. Effi was red as blood. Before she had time to reply he
+said: "May I ask you, most gracious Lady, to present me to these
+Ladies?"
+
+Effi introduced Crampas, who had already got his bearings perfectly
+and in the course of his small talk mentioned all the von Paddens and
+von Titzewitzes he had ever heard of. At the same time he excused
+himself for not yet having made his call and presented his wife to the
+people beyond the Kessine. "But it is strange what a separating power
+water has. It is the same way with the English Channel."
+
+"How?" asked old Mrs. von Titzewitz.
+
+Crampas, considering it inadvisable to give explanations which would
+have been to no purpose, continued: "To twenty Germans who go to
+France there is not one who goes to England. That is because of the
+water. I repeat, water has a dividing power."
+
+Mrs. von Padden, whose fine instinct scented some insinuation in this
+remark, was about to take up the cudgels for water, but Crampas spoke
+on with increasing fluency and turned the attention of the ladies to a
+beautiful Miss von Stojentin, "without question the queen of the
+ball," he said, incidentally casting an admiring glance at Effi. Then
+he bowed quickly to the three ladies and walked away.
+
+"Handsome man," said Mrs. von Padden. "Does he ever come to your
+house?"
+
+"Casually."
+
+"Truly a handsome man," repeated Mrs. von Padden. "A little bit too
+self-assured. Pride will have a fall. But just see, there he is,
+taking his place with Grete Stojentin. Why, really, he is too old, he
+is at least in the middle of the forties."
+
+"He is going on forty-four."
+
+"Aha, you seem to be well acquainted with him."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was very opportune for Effi that the new year, from the very
+beginning, brought a variety of diversions. New Year's eve a sharp
+northeast wind began to blow and during the next few days it increased
+in velocity till it amounted almost to a hurricane. On the 3d of
+January in the afternoon it was reported that a ship which had not
+been able to make its way into port had been wrecked a hundred yards
+from the mole. It was said to be an English ship from Sunderland
+and, so far as could be ascertained, had seven men on board. In spite
+of strenuous efforts the pilots were unable to row around the mole,
+and the launching of a boat from the beach was out of the question, as
+the surf was too heavy. That sounded sad enough. But Johanna, who
+brought the news, had a word of comfort. Consul Eschrich, she said,
+was hastening to the scene with the life-saving apparatus and the
+rocket battery, and success was certain. The distance was not quite as
+great as in the year '75, and that time all lives had been saved; even
+the poodle had been rescued. "It was very touching to see how the dog
+rejoiced and again and again licked with his red tongue both the
+Captain's wife and the dear little child, not much larger than little
+Annie."
+
+"Geert, I must go there, I must see it," Effi declared, and both set
+out at once in order not to be too late. They chose just the right
+moment, for as they reached the beach beyond the "Plantation" the
+first shot was fired and they saw plainly how the rocket with the life
+line sailed beneath the storm cloud and fell down beyond the ship.
+Immediately all hands were astir on board and they used the small line
+to haul in the heavier hawser with the basket. Before long the basket
+returned and one of the sailors, a very handsome, slender man, with an
+oilcloth hood, was safe on land. He was plied with questions by the
+inquisitive spectators, while the basket made another trip to fetch
+the second man, then the third, and so on. All were rescued, and as
+Effi walked home with her husband a half hour later she felt like
+throwing herself on the sand and having a good cry. A beautiful
+emotion had again found lodgment in her heart and she was immeasurably
+happy that it was so.
+
+This occurred on the 3d. On the 5th a new excitement was experienced,
+of an entirely different kind, to be sure. On his way out of the
+council house Innstetten had met Gieshuebler, who, by the way, was an
+alderman and a member of the magistracy. In conversation with him
+Innstetten had learned that the ministry of war had inquired what
+attitude the city authorities would assume in case the question of a
+garrison were raised. If they showed their willingness to meet the
+necessary conditions, viz., to build stables and barracks, they might
+be granted two squadrons of hussars. "Well, Effi, what do you say
+about it?" Effi looked as though struck dumb. All the innocent
+happiness of her childhood years was suddenly brought back to her and
+for a moment it seemed as though red hussars--for these were to be red
+hussars, like those at home in Hohen-Cremmen--were the true guardians
+of Paradise and innocence. Still she remained silent.
+
+"Why, you aren't saying anything, Effi."
+
+"Strangely, I'm not, Geert. But it makes me so happy that I cannot
+speak for joy. Is it really going to be? Are they truly going to
+come?"
+
+"It is a long way off yet. In fact, Gieshuebler said the city fathers,
+his colleagues, didn't deserve it at all. Instead of simply being
+unanimous and happy over the honor, or if not over the honor, at least
+over the advantage, they had brought forward all sorts of 'ifs' and
+'buts,' and had been niggardly about the buildings. In fact,
+Confectioner Michelsen had gone so far as to say it would corrupt the
+morals of the city, and whoever had a daughter would better be
+forehanded and secure iron grills for his windows."
+
+"That is incredible. I have never seen more mannerly people than our
+hussars. Really, Geert. Well, you know so yourself. And so this
+Michelsen wants to protect everything with iron bars. Has he any
+daughters?"
+
+"Certainly. Three, in fact. But they are all out of the race."
+
+Effi laughed more heartily than she had for a long time. But the mood
+was of short duration and when Innstetten went away and left her alone
+she sat down by the baby's cradle, and tears fell on the pillows. The
+old feeling came over her again that she was a prisoner without hope
+of escape.
+
+She suffered intensely from the feeling and longed more than ever for
+liberty. But while she was capable of strong emotions she had not a
+strong character. She lacked steadfastness and her good desires soon
+passed away. Thus she drifted on, one day, because she could not help
+it, the next, because she did not care to try to help it. She seemed
+to be in the power of the forbidden and the mysterious.
+
+So it came about that she, who by nature was frank and open,
+accustomed herself more and more to play an underhand part. At times
+she was startled at the ease with which she could do it. Only in one
+respect she remained unchanged--she saw everything clearly and glossed
+nothing. Late one evening she stepped before the mirror in her
+bedroom. The lights and shadows flitted to and fro and Rollo began to
+bark outside. That moment it seemed to her as though somebody were
+looking over her shoulder. But she quickly bethought herself. "I know
+well enough what it is. It was not _he_," and she pointed her finger
+toward the haunted room upstairs. "It was something else--my
+conscience--Effi, you are lost."
+
+Yet things continued on this course; the ball was rolling, and what
+happened one day made the actions of the next a necessity.
+
+About the middle of the month there came invitations from the four
+families with which the Innstettens associated most. They had agreed
+upon the order in which they would entertain. The Borckes were to
+begin, the Flemmings and Grasenabbs followed, the Gueldenklees came
+last. Each time a week intervened. All four invitations came on the
+same day. They were evidently intended to leave an impression of
+orderliness and careful planning, and probably also of special
+friendliness and congeniality.
+
+"I shall not go, Geert, and you must excuse me in advance on the
+ground of the treatment which I have been undergoing for weeks past."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Treatment. I am to blame it on the treatment.
+That is the pretext. The real reason is you don't care to."
+
+"No, I am more honest than you are willing to admit. It was your own
+suggestion that I consult the doctor. I did so and now I must follow
+his advice. The good doctor thinks I am anaemic, strangely enough, and
+you know that I drink chalybeate water every day. If you combine this
+in imagination with a dinner at the Borckes', with, say, brawn and eel
+aspic, you can't help feeling that it would be the death of me. And
+certainly you would not think of asking such a thing of your Effi. To
+be sure, I feel at times--"
+
+"I beg you, Effi."
+
+"However, the one good thing about it is that I can look forward with
+pleasure to accompanying you each time a part of the way in the
+carriage, as far as the mill, certainly, or the churchyard, or even to
+the corner of the forest, where the crossroad to Morgnitz comes in.
+Then I can alight and saunter back. It is always very beautiful among
+the dunes."
+
+Innstetten was agreed, and when the carriage drove up three days later
+Effi got in with her husband and accompanied him to the corner of the
+forest. "Stop here, Geert. You drive on to the left now, but I am
+going to the right, down to the beach and back through the
+'Plantation.' It is rather far, but not too far. Dr. Hannemann tells
+me every day that exercise is everything, exercise and fresh air. And
+I almost believe he is right. Give my regards to all the company, only
+you needn't say anything to Sidonie."
+
+The drives on which Effi accompanied her husband as far as the corner
+of the forest were repeated every week, but even on the intervening
+days she insisted that she should strictly observe the doctor's
+orders. Not a day passed that she did not take her prescribed walk,
+usually in the afternoon, when Innstetten began to become absorbed in
+his newspapers. The weather was beautiful, the air soft and fresh, the
+sky cloudy. As a rule she went out alone, after saying to Roswitha:
+"Roswitha, I am going down the turnpike now and then to the right to
+the place with the merrygo-round. There I shall wait for you, meet me
+there. Then we can walk back by the avenue of birches or through the
+ropewalk. But do not come unless Annie is asleep. If she is not
+asleep send Johanna. Or, rather, just let it go. It is not necessary;
+I can easily find the way."
+
+The first day they met as planned. Effi sat on a bench by a long shed,
+looking over at a low yellow plaster house with exposed timbers
+painted black, an inn at which the lower middle classes drank their
+glass of beer or played at ombre. It was hardly dusk, but the windows
+were already bright, and their gleams of light fell upon the piles of
+snow and the few trees standing at one side. "See, Roswitha, how
+beautiful that looks."
+
+This was repeated for a few days. But usually, when Roswitha reached
+the merry-go-round and the shed, nobody was there, and when she came
+back home and entered the hall Effi came to meet her, saying: "Where
+in the world have you been, Roswitha? I have been back a long time."
+
+Thus it went on for weeks. The matter of the hussars was about given
+up, on account of objections made by the citizens. But as the
+negotiations were not yet definitely closed and had recently been
+referred to the office of the commander in chief, Crampas was called
+to Stettin to give his opinion to the authorities.
+
+From there he wrote the second day to Innstetten: "Pardon me,
+Innstetten, for taking French leave. It all came so quickly. Here,
+however, I shall seek to draw the matter out long, for it is a
+pleasure to be out in the world again. My regards to your gracious
+wife, my amiable patroness."
+
+He read it to Effi, who remained silent. Finally she said:
+
+"It is very well thus."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"That he is gone. To tell the truth, he always says the same things.
+When he is back he will at least for a time have something new to
+say."
+
+[Illustration: HIGH ALTAR AT SALZBURG
+_From the Painting by Adolph von Menzel_]
+
+Innstetten gave her a sharp scrutinizing glance, but he saw nothing,
+and his suspicion was allayed. "I am going away, too," he said after
+a while, "and to Berlin at that. Perhaps I, too, can bring back
+something new, as well as Crampas. My dear Effi always wants to hear
+something new. She is bored to death in our good Kessin. I shall be
+away about a week, perhaps a day or two longer. But don't be
+alarmed--I don't think it will come back--You know, that thing
+upstairs--But even if it should, you have Rollo and Roswitha."
+
+Effi smiled to herself and felt at the same time a mingling of
+sadness. She could not help recalling the day when Crampas had told
+her for the first time that her husband was acting out a play with the
+ghost and her fear. The great pedagogue! But was he not right? Was not
+the play in place? All kinds of contradicting thoughts, good and bad,
+shot through her head.
+
+The third day Innstetten went away. He had not said anything about his
+business in Berlin.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+
+Innstetten had been gone but four days when Crampas returned from
+Stettin with the news that the higher authorities had definitely
+dropped the plan of detailing two squadrons to Kessin. There were so
+many small cities that were applying for a garrison of cavalry,
+particularly for Bluecher hussars, that as a rule, he said, an offer of
+such troops met with a hearty reception, and not a halting one. When
+Crampas made this report the magistracy looked quite badly
+embarrassed. Only Gieshuebler was triumphant, because he thought the
+discomfiture served his narrow-minded colleagues exactly right. When
+the news reached the common people a certain amount of depression
+spread among them, indeed even some of the consuls with eligible
+daughters were for the time being dissatisfied. But on the whole they
+soon forgot about it, perhaps because the question of the day, "What
+was Innstetten's business in Berlin?" was more interesting to the
+people of Kessin, or at least to the dignitaries of the city. They
+did not care to lose their unusually popular district councillor, and
+yet very exaggerated rumors about him were in circulation, rumors
+which, if not started by Gieshuebler, were at least supported and
+further spread by him. Among other things it was said that Innstetten
+would go to Morocco as an ambassador with a suite, bearing gifts,
+including not only the traditional vase with a picture of Sans Souci
+and the New Palace, but above all a large refrigerator. The latter
+seemed so probable in view of the temperature in Morocco, that the
+whole story was believed.
+
+In time Effi heard about it. The days when the news would have cheered
+her were not yet so very far distant. But in the frame of mind in
+which she had been since the end of the year she was no longer capable
+of laughing artlessly and merrily. Her face had taken on an entirely
+new expression, and her half-pathetic, half-roguish childishness,
+which she had preserved as a woman, was gone. The walks to the beach
+and the "Plantation," which she had given up while Crampas was in
+Stettin, she resumed after his return and would not allow them to be
+interfered with by unfavorable weather. It was arranged as formerly
+that Roswitha should come to meet her at the end of the ropewalk, or
+near the churchyard, but they missed each other oftener than before.
+"I could scold you, Roswitha, for never finding me. But it doesn't
+matter; I am no longer afraid, not even by the churchyard, and in the
+forest I have never yet met a human soul."
+
+It was on the day before Innstetten's return from Berlin that Effi
+said this. Roswitha paid little attention to the remarks, as she was
+absorbed in hanging up garlands over the doors. Even the shark was
+decorated with a fir bough and looked more remarkable than usual. Effi
+said: "That is right, Roswitha. He will be pleased with all the green
+when he comes back tomorrow. I wonder whether I should go out again
+today? Dr. Hannemann insists upon it and is continually saying I do
+not take it seriously enough, otherwise I should certainly be looking
+better. But I have no real desire today; it is drizzling and the sky
+is so gray."
+
+"I will fetch her Ladyship's raincoat."
+
+"Do so, but don't come for me today; we should not meet anyhow," and
+she laughed. "Really, Roswitha, you are not a bit good at finding. And
+I don't want to have you catch a cold all for nothing."
+
+So Roswitha remained at home and, as Annie was sleeping, went over to
+chat with Mrs. Kruse. "Dear Mrs. Kruse," she said, "you were going to
+tell me about the Chinaman. Yesterday Johanna interrupted you. She
+always puts on such airs, and such a story would not interest her. But
+I believe there was, after all, something in it, I mean the story of
+the Chinaman and Thomsen's niece, if she was not his granddaughter."
+
+Mrs. Kruse nodded.
+
+Roswitha continued: "Either it was an unhappy love"--Mrs. Kruse nodded
+again--"or it may have been a happy one, and the Chinaman was simply
+unable to endure the sudden termination of it. For the Chinese are
+human, like the rest of us, and everything is doubtless the same with
+them as with us."
+
+"Everything," assured Mrs. Kruse, who was about to corroborate it by
+her story, when her husband entered and said: "Mother, you might give
+me the bottle of leather varnish. I must have the harness shining when
+his Lordship comes home tomorrow. He sees everything, and even if he
+says nothing, one can tell that he has seen it all."
+
+"I'll bring it out to you, Kruse," said Roswitha. "Your wife is just
+going to tell me something more; but it will soon be finished and then
+I'll come and bring it."
+
+A few minutes later Roswitha came out into the yard with the bottle of
+varnish in her hand and stood by the harness which Kruse had just hung
+over the garden fence. "By George!" he said, as he took the bottle
+from her hand, "it will not do much good; it keeps drizzling all the
+time and the shine will come off. But I am one of those who think
+everything must be kept in order."
+
+"Indeed it must. Besides, Kruse, that is good varnish, as I can see at
+a glance, and first-class varnish doesn't stay sticky very long, it
+must dry immediately. Even if it is foggy tomorrow, or dewy, it will
+be too late then to hurt it. But, I must say, that is a remarkable
+story about the Chinaman."
+
+Kruse laughed. "It is nonsense, Roswitha. My wife, instead of paying
+attention to proper things, is always telling such tales, and when I
+go to put on a clean shirt there is a button off. It has been so ever
+since we came here. She always had just such stories in her head and
+the black hen besides. And the black hen doesn't even lay eggs. After
+all, what can she be expected to lay eggs out of? She never goes out,
+and such things as eggs can't come from mere cock-a-doodle-dooing. It
+is not to be expected of any hen."
+
+"See here, Kruse, I am going to repeat that to your wife. I have
+always considered you a respectable man and now you say things like
+that about the cock-a-doodle-dooing. Men are always worse than we
+think. Really I ought to take this brush right now and paint a black
+moustache on your face."
+
+"Well, Roswitha, one could put up with that from you," and Kruse, who
+was usually on his dignity, seemed about to change to a more flirting
+tone, when he suddenly caught sight of her Ladyship, who today came
+from the other side of the "Plantation" and just at this moment was
+passing along the garden fence.
+
+"Good day, Roswitha, my, but you are merry. What is Annie doing?"
+
+"She is asleep, your Ladyship."
+
+As Roswitha said this she turned red and quickly breaking off the
+conversation, started toward the house to help her Ladyship change her
+clothes. For it was doubtful whether Johanna was there. She hung
+around a good deal over at the "office" nowadays, because there was
+less to do at home and Frederick and Christel were too tedious for her
+and never knew anything.
+
+Annie was still asleep. Effi leaned over the cradle, then had her hat
+and raincoat taken off and sat down upon the little sofa in her
+bedroom. She slowly stroked back her moist hair, laid her feet on a
+stool, which Roswitha drew up to her, and said, as she evidently
+enjoyed the comfort of resting after a rather long walk: "Roswitha, I
+must remind you that Kruse is married."
+
+"I know it, your Ladyship."
+
+"Yes, what all doesn't one know, and yet one acts as though one did
+_not_ know. Nothing can ever come of this."
+
+"Nothing is supposed to come of it, your Ladyship."
+
+"If you think she is an invalid you are reckoning without your host.
+Invalids live the longest. Besides she has the black chicken. Beware
+of it. It knows everything and tattles everything. I don't know, it
+makes me shudder. And I'll wager all that business upstairs has some
+connection with this chicken."
+
+"Oh, I don't believe it. But it is terrible just the same, and Kruse,
+who always sides himself against his wife, cannot talk me out of it."
+
+"What did he say?"
+
+"He said it was nothing but mice."
+
+"Well, mice are quite bad enough. I can't bear mice. But, to change
+the subject, I saw you chatting with Kruse, plainly, also your
+familiar actions, and in fact I think you were going to paint a
+moustache on his lip. That I call pretty far advanced. A little later
+you will be jilted. You are still a smug person and have your charms.
+But beware, that is all I have to say to you. Just what was your
+experience the first time? Was it such that you can tell me about it?"
+
+"Oh, I can tell you. But it was terrible. And because it was so
+terrible, your Ladyship's mind can be perfectly easy with regard to
+Kruse. A girl who has gone through what I did has enough of it and
+takes care. I still dream of it occasionally and then I am all knocked
+to pieces the next day. Such awful fright."
+
+Effi sat up and leaned her head on her arm. "Tell me about it, and how
+it came about. I know from my observations at home that it is always
+the same story with you girls."
+
+"Yes, no doubt it is always the same at first, and I am determined not
+to think that there was anything special about my case. But when the
+time came that they threw it into my face and I was suddenly forced to
+say: 'yes, it is so,' oh, _that_ was terrible. Mother--well, I could
+get along with her, but father, who had the village blacksmith's shop,
+he was severe and quick to fly into a rage. When he heard it, he came
+at me with a pair of tongs which he had just taken from the fire and
+was going to kill me. I screamed and ran up to the attic and hid
+myself and there I lay and trembled, and did not come down till they
+called me and told me to come. Besides, I had a younger sister, who
+always pointed at me and said: 'Ugh!' Then when the child was about to
+come I went into a barn near by, because I was afraid to stay in the
+house. There strangers found me half dead and carried me into the
+house and laid me in my bed. The third day they took the child away
+and when I asked where it was they said it was well taken care of. Oh,
+your Ladyship, may the holy mother of God protect you from such
+distress!"
+
+Effi was startled and stared at Roswitha with wide-opened eyes. But
+she was more frightened than vexed. "The things you do say! Why, I am
+a married woman. You must not say such things; it is improper, it is
+not fitting."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship."
+
+"Tell me rather what became of you. They had robbed you of your baby.
+You told me that."
+
+"And then, a few days later, somebody from Erfurt drove up to the
+mayor's office and asked whether there was not a wet nurse there, and
+the mayor said 'yes,' God bless him! So the strange gentleman took me
+away with him and from that day I was better off. Even with the old
+widow my life was tolerable, and finally I came to your Ladyship. That
+was the best, the best of all." As she said this she stepped to the
+sofa and kissed Effi's hand.
+
+"Roswitha, you must not always be kissing my hand, I don't like it.
+And do beware of Kruse. Otherwise you are a good and sensible
+person--With a married man--it is never well."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship, God and his saints lead us wondrously, and the
+bad fortune that befalls us has also its good side. If one is not made
+better by it there is no help for him--Really, I like the men."
+
+"You see, Roswitha, you see."
+
+"But if the same feeling should come over me again--the affair with
+Kruse, there is nothing in that--and I could not control myself, I
+should run straight into the water. It was too terrible. Everything.
+And I wonder what ever became of the poor baby? I don't think it is
+still living; they had it killed, but I am to blame." She threw
+herself down by Annie's cradle, and rocked the child and sang her
+favorite lullaby over and over again without stopping.
+
+"Stop," said Effi, "don't sing any more; I have a headache. Bring in
+the newspapers. Or has Gieshuebler sent the journals?"
+
+"He did, and the fashion paper was on top. We were turning over the
+leaves, Johanna and I, before she went across the street. Johanna
+always gets angry that she cannot have such things. Shall I fetch the
+fashion paper?"
+
+"Yes, fetch it and bring me the lamp, too."
+
+Roswitha went out and when Effi was alone she said: "What things they
+do have to help one out! One pretty woman with a muff and another with
+a half veil--fashion puppets. But it is the best thing for turning my
+thoughts in some other direction."
+
+In the course of the following morning a telegram came from
+Innstetten, in which he said he would come by the second train, which
+meant that he would not arrive in Kessin before evening. The day
+proved one of never ending restlessness. Fortunately Gieshuebler came
+in the afternoon and helped pass an hour. Finally, at seven o'clock,
+the carriage drove up. Effi went out and greeted her husband.
+Innstetten was in a state of excitement that was unusual for him and
+so it came about that he did not notice the embarrassment mingled with
+Effi's heartiness. In the hall the lamps and candles were burning, and
+the tea service, which Frederick had placed on one of the tables
+between the cabinets, reflected the brilliant light.
+
+"Why, this looks exactly as it did when we first arrived here. Do you
+remember, Effi?"
+
+She nodded.
+
+"Only the shark with his fir bough behaves more calmly today, and even
+Rollo pretends to be reticent and does not put his paws on my
+shoulders. What is the matter with you, Rollo?"
+
+Rollo rubbed past his master and wagged his tail.
+
+"He is not exactly satisfied; either it is with me or with others.
+Well, I'll assume, with me. At all events let us go in." He entered
+his room and as he sat down on the sofa asked Effi to take a seat
+beside him. "It was so fine in Berlin, beyond expectation, but in the
+midst of all my pleasure I always felt a longing to be back. And how
+well you look! A little bit pale and also a little bit changed, but it
+is all becoming to you."
+
+Effi turned red.
+
+"And now you even turn red. But it is as I tell you. You used to have
+something of the spoiled child about you; now all of a sudden you look
+like a wife."
+
+"I like to hear that, Geert, but I think you are just saying it."
+
+"No, no, you can credit yourself with it, if it is something
+creditable."
+
+"I should say it is."
+
+"Now guess who sent you his regards."
+
+"That is not hard, Geert. Besides, we wives, for I can count myself
+one since you are back"--and she reached out her hand and laughed--"we
+wives guess easily. We are not so obtuse as you."
+
+"Well, who was it?"
+
+"Why, Cousin von Briest, of course. He is the only person I know in
+Berlin, not counting my aunts, whom you no doubt failed to look up,
+and who are far too envious to send me their regards. Haven't you
+found, too, that all old aunts are envious?"
+
+"Yes, Effi, that is true. And to hear you say it reminds me that you
+are my same old Effi. For you must know that the old Effi, who looked
+like a child, also suited my taste. Just exactly as does your Ladyship
+at present."
+
+"Do you think so? And if you had to decide between the two"--
+
+"That is a question for scholars; I shall not talk about it. But there
+comes Frederick with the tea. How I have longed for this hour! And I
+said so, too, even to your Cousin Briest, as we were sitting at
+Dressel's and drinking Champagne to your health--Your ears must have
+rung--And do you know what your cousin said?"
+
+"Something silly, certainly. He is great at that."
+
+"That is the blackest ingratitude I have ever heard of in all my life.
+'Let us drink to the health of Effi,' he said, 'my beautiful
+cousin--Do you know, Innstetten, that I should like nothing better
+than to challenge you and shoot you dead? For Effi is an angel, and
+you robbed me of this angel.' And he looked so serious and sad, as he
+said it, that one might almost have believed him."
+
+"Oh, I know that mood of his. The how-manieth were you drinking?"
+
+"I don't recall now and perhaps could not have told you then. But this
+I do believe, that he was wholly in earnest. And perhaps it would have
+been the right match. Don't you think you could have lived with him?"
+
+"Could have lived? That is little, Geert. But I might almost say, I
+could not even have lived with him."
+
+"Why not? He is really a fine amiable fellow and quite sensible,
+besides."
+
+"Yes, he is that."
+
+"But--"
+
+"But he is a tomfool. And that is not the kind of a man we women love,
+not even when we are still half children, as you have always thought
+me and perhaps still do, in spite of my progress. Tomfoolery is not
+what we want. Men must be men."
+
+"It's well you say so. My, a man surely has to mind his p's and q's.
+Fortunately I can say I have just had an experience that looks as
+though I had minded my p's and q's, or at least I shall be expected to
+in the future--Tell me, what is your idea of a ministry?"
+
+"A ministry? Well, it may be one of two things. It may be people, wise
+men of high rank, who rule the state; and it may be merely a house, a
+palace, a Palazzo Strozzi or Pitti, or, if these are not fitting, any
+other. You see I have not taken my Italian journey in vain."
+
+"And could you make up your mind to live in such a palace? I mean in
+such a ministry?"
+
+"For heaven's sake, Geert, they have not made you a minister, have
+they? Gieshuebler said something of the sort. And the Prince is
+all-powerful. Heavens, he has accomplished it at last and I am only
+eighteen."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "No, Effi, not a minister; we have not risen to
+that yet. But perhaps I may yet develop a variety of gifts that would
+make such a thing not impossible."
+
+"So not just yet, not yet a minister?"
+
+"No. And, to tell the truth, we are not even to live in the ministry,
+but I shall go daily to the ministry, as I now go to our district
+council office, and I shall make reports to the minister and travel
+with him, when he inspects the provincial offices. And you will be the
+wife of a head clerk of a ministerial department and live in Berlin,
+and in six months you will hardly remember that you have been here in
+Kessin, where you have had nothing but Gieshuebler and the dunes and
+the 'Plantation.'"
+
+Effi did not say a word, but her eyes kept getting larger and larger.
+About the corners of her mouth there was a nervous twitching and her
+whole slender body trembled. Suddenly she slid from her seat down to
+Innstetten's feet, clasped her arms around his knees and said in a
+tone, as though she were praying: "Thank God!"
+
+Innstetten turned pale. What was that? Something that had come over
+him weeks before, but had swiftly passed away, only to come back from
+time to time, returned again now and spoke so plainly out of his eyes
+that it startled Effi. She had allowed herself to be carried away by a
+beautiful feeling, differing but little from a confession of her
+guilt, and had told more than she dared. She must offset it, must find
+some way of escape, at whatever cost.
+
+"Get up, Effi. What is the matter with you?"
+
+Effi arose quickly. However, she did not sit down on the sofa again,
+but drew up a high-backed chair, apparently because she did not feel
+strong enough to hold herself up without support.
+
+"What is the matter with you?" repeated Innstetten. "I thought you had
+spent happy days here. And now you cry out, 'Thank God!' as though
+your whole life here had been one prolonged horror. Have I been a
+horror to you? Or is it something else? Speak!"
+
+"To think that you can ask such a question!" said Effi, seeking by a
+supreme effort to suppress the trembling of her voice. "Happy days!
+Yes, certainly, happy days, but others, too. Never have I been
+entirely free from fear here, never. Never yet a fortnight that it did
+not look over my shoulder again, that same face, the same sallow
+complexion. And these last nights while you were away, it came back
+again, not the face, but there was shuffling of feet again, and Rollo
+set up his barking again, and Roswitha, who also heard it, came to my
+bed and sat down by me and we did not go to sleep till day began to
+dawn. This is a haunted house and I was expected to believe in the
+ghost, for you are a pedagogue. Yes, Geert, that you are. But be that
+as it may, thus much I know, I have been afraid in this house for a
+whole year and longer, and when I go away from here the fear will
+leave me, I think, and I shall be free again."
+
+Innstetten had not taken his eyes off her and had followed every word.
+What could be the meaning of "You are a pedagogue," and the other
+statement that preceded, "And I was expected to believe in the ghost?"
+What was all that about? Where did it come from? And he felt a slight
+suspicion arising and becoming more firmly fixed. But he had lived
+long enough to know that all signs deceive, and that in our jealousy,
+in spite of its hundred eyes, we often go farther astray than in the
+blindness of our trust. Possibly it was as she said, and, if it was,
+why should she not cry out: "Thank God!"
+
+And so, quickly looking at the matter from all possible sides, he
+overcame his suspicion and held out his hand to her across the table:
+"Pardon me, Effi, but I was so much surprised by it all. I suppose, of
+course, it is my fault. I have always been too much occupied with
+myself. We men are all egoists. But it shall be different from now on.
+There is one good thing about Berlin, that is certain: there are no
+haunted houses there. How could there be! Now let us go into the other
+room and see Annie; otherwise Roswitha will accuse me of being an
+unaffectionate father."
+
+During these words Effi had gradually become more composed, and the
+consciousness of having made a felicitous escape from a danger of her
+own creation restored her countenance and buoyancy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+
+The next morning the two took their rather late breakfast together.
+Innstetten had overcome his ill-humor and something worse, and Effi
+was so completely taken up with her feeling of liberation that not
+only had her power of feigning a certain amount of good humor
+returned, but she had almost regained her former artlessness. She was
+still in Kessin, and yet she already felt as though it lay far behind
+her.
+
+"I have been thinking it over, Effi," said Innstetten, "you are not
+entirely wrong in all you have said against our house here. For
+Captain Thomsen it was quite good enough, but not for a spoiled young
+wife. Everything old-fashioned and no room. You shall have a better
+house in Berlin, with a dining hall, but different from the one here,
+and in the hall and on the stairway colored-glass windows, Emperor
+William with sceptre and crown, or some religious picture, a St.
+Elizabeth or a Virgin Mary. Let us say a Virgin Mary; we owe that to
+Roswitha."
+
+Effi laughed. "So shall it be. But who will select an apartment for
+us? I couldn't think of sending Cousin von Briest to look for one, to
+say nothing of my aunts. They would consider anything good enough."
+
+"When it comes to selecting an apartment, nobody can do that to the
+satisfaction of any one else. I think you will have to go yourself."
+
+"And when do you think?"
+
+"The middle of March."
+
+"Oh, that is much too late, Geert; everything will be gone then. The
+good apartments will hardly wait for us."
+
+"All right. But it was only yesterday that I came home and I can't
+well say: 'go tomorrow.' That would not look right and it would not
+suit me very well either. I am happy to have you with me once more."
+
+"No," she said, as she gathered together the breakfast dishes rather
+noisily to hide a rising embarrassment, "no, and it shall not be
+either, neither today nor tomorrow, but before very long, however. And
+if I find anything I shall soon be back again. But one thing more,
+Roswitha and Annie must go with me. It would please me most if you
+went too. But, I see, that is out of the question. And I think the
+separation will not last long. I already know, too, where I shall
+rent."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"That must remain my secret. I want to have a secret myself. I want to
+surprise you later."
+
+At this point Frederick entered to bring the mail. The most of the
+pieces were official and newspapers. "Ah, there is also a letter for
+you," said Innstetten. "And, if I am not mistaken, mama's
+handwriting."
+
+Effi took the letter. "Yes, from mama. But that is not the Friesack
+postmark. Just see, why, it is plainly Berlin."
+
+"Certainly," laughed Innstetten. "You act as though it were a miracle.
+Mama is doubtless in Berlin and has written her darling a letter from
+her hotel."
+
+"Yes," said Effi, "that is probably it. But I almost have fears, and
+can find no real consolation in what Hulda Niemeyer always said: that
+when one has fears it is better than when one has hopes. What do you
+think about it?"
+
+"For a pastor's daughter not quite up to the standard. But now read
+the letter. Here is a paper knife."
+
+Effi cut open the envelope and read: "My dear Effi: For the last
+twenty-four hours I have been here in Berlin--Consultations with
+Schweigger. As soon as he saw me he congratulated me, and when I asked
+him, astonished, what occasion there was, I learned that a director of
+a ministerial department by the name of Wuellersdorf had just been at
+his office and told him that Innstetten had been called to a position
+with the ministry. I am a little vexed to have to learn a thing like
+that from a third person. But in my pride and joy I forgive you.
+Moreover, I always knew, even when I was at Rathenow, that he would
+make something of himself. Now you are to profit by it. Of course you
+must have an apartment and new furniture. If, my dear Effi, you think
+you can make use of my advice, come as soon as your time will permit.
+I shall remain here a week for treatment, and if it is not effective,
+perhaps somewhat longer. Schweigger is rather indefinite on the
+subject. I have taken a private room on Schadow St. Adjoining my room
+there are others vacant. What the matter is with my eye I will tell
+you when I see you. The thing that occupies me at present is your
+future. Briest will be unspeakably happy. He always pretends to be so
+indifferent about such things, but in reality he thinks more of them
+than I do. My regards to Innstetten, and a kiss for Annie, whom you
+will perhaps bring along. As ever your tenderly loving mother, Louise
+von B."
+
+Effi laid the letter on the table and said nothing. Her mind was
+firmly made up as to what she should do, but she did not want to say
+it herself. She wanted Innstetten to speak the first word and then she
+would hesitatingly say, "yes."
+
+Innstetten actually fell into the trap. "Well, Effi, you remain so
+calm."
+
+"Ah, Geert, everything has its two sides. On the one hand I shall be
+happy to see mother again, and maybe even in a few days. But there are
+so many reasons for delaying."
+
+"What are they?"
+
+"Mama, as you know, is very determined and recognizes only her own
+will. With papa she has been able to have her way in everything. But I
+should like to have an apartment to suit _my_ taste, and new furniture
+that _I_ like."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "Is that all?"
+
+"Well, that is enough, I should think. But it is not all." Then she
+summoned up her courage, looked at him, and said: "And then, Geert, I
+should not like to be separated from you again so soon."
+
+"You rogue, you just say that because you know my weakness. But we are
+all vain, and I will believe it. I will believe it and yet, at the
+same time, play the hero who foregoes his own desires. Go as soon as
+you think it necessary and can justify it before your own heart."
+
+"You must not talk like that, Geert. What do you mean by 'justifying
+it before my own heart?' By saying that you force me, half
+tyrannically, to assume a role of affection, and I am compelled to
+say from sheer coquetry: 'Ah, Geert, then I shall never go.' Or
+something of the sort."
+
+Innstetten shook his finger at her. "Effi, you are too clever for me.
+I always thought you were a child, and now I see that you are on a par
+with all the rest. But enough of that, or, as your papa always said,
+'that is too wide a field.' Say, rather, when you are going?"
+
+"Today is Tuesday. Let us say, then, Friday noon by the boat. Then I
+shall be in Berlin in the evening."
+
+"Settled. And when will you be back?"
+
+"Well, let us gay Monday evening. That will make three days."
+
+"Impossible. That is too soon. You can't accomplish everything in
+three days. Your mama will not let you go so soon, either."
+
+"Then leave it to my discretion."
+
+"All right," and Innstetten arose from his seat to go over to the
+district councillor's office.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The days before Effi's departure flew by quickly. Roswitha was very
+happy. "Ah, your Ladyship, Kessin, oh yes--but it is not Berlin. And
+the street cars. And then when the gong rings and one does not know
+whether to turn to the right or the left, and it has sometimes seemed
+to me as though everything would run right over me. Oh, there is
+nothing like that here. Many a day I doubt if we see six people, and
+never anything else but the dunes and the sea outside. And it roars
+and roars, but that is all."
+
+"Yes, Roswitha, you are right. It roars and roars all the time, but
+this is not the right kind of life. Besides, one has all sorts of
+stupid ideas. That you cannot deny, and your conduct with Kruse was
+not in accord with propriety."
+
+"Ah, your Ladyship--"
+
+"Well, I will not make any further inquiries. You would not admit
+anything, of course. Only be sure not to take too few things with you.
+In fact, you may take all your things along, and Annie's too."
+
+"I thought we were coming back."
+
+"Yes, I am. It is his Lordship's desire. But you may perhaps stay
+there, with my mother. Only see to it that she does not spoil little
+Annie too badly. She was often strict with me, but a grandchild--"
+
+"And then, too, you know, little Annie is so sweet, one is tempted to
+take a bite of her. Nobody can help being fond of her."
+
+That was on Thursday, the day before the departure. Innstetten had
+driven into the country and was not expected home till toward evening.
+In the afternoon Effi went down town, as far as the market square, and
+there entered the apothecary's shop and asked for a bottle of _sal
+volatile_. "One never knows with whom one is to travel," she said to
+the old clerk, with whom she was accustomed to chat, and who adored
+her as much as Gieshuebler himself.
+
+"Is the doctor in?" she asked further, when she had put the little
+bottle in her pocket.
+
+"Certainly, your Ladyship, he is in the adjoining room reading the
+papers."
+
+"I shall not disturb him, shall I?"
+
+"Oh, never."
+
+Effi stepped in. It was a small room with a high ceiling and shelves
+around the walls, on which stood alembics and retorts. Along one wall
+were filing cases arranged alphabetically and provided with iron rings
+on the front ends. They contained the prescriptions.
+
+Gieshuebler was delighted and embarrassed. "What an honor! Here among
+my retorts! May I invite her Ladyship to be seated for a moment?"
+
+"Certainly, dear Gieshuebler. But really only for a moment. I want to
+bid you farewell."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady, you are coming back, aren't you? I heard it
+was only for three or four days."
+
+"Yes, dear friend, I am supposed to come back, and it is even arranged
+that I shall be back in Kessin in a week at the latest. But it is
+possible that I may _not_ come back. I don't need to tell you all the
+thousand possibilities--I see you are about to tell me I am still too
+young to--but young people sometimes die. And then there are so many
+other things. So I prefer to take leave of you as though it were for
+ever."
+
+"But, most gracious Lady--"
+
+"As though it were for ever. And I want to thank you, dear Gieshuebler.
+For you were the best thing here; naturally, because you were the best
+man. If I live to be a hundred years old I shall not forget you. I
+have felt lonely here at times, and at times my heart was so heavy,
+heavier than you can ever know. I have not always managed rightly. But
+whenever I have seen you, from the very first day, I have always felt
+happier, and better, too."
+
+"Oh, most gracious Lady."
+
+"And I wished to thank you for it. I have just bought a small bottle
+of _sal volatile_. There are often such remarkable people in the
+compartment, who will not even permit a window to be opened. If I shed
+any tears--for, you know, it goes right up into one's head, the salts,
+I mean--then I will think of you. Adieu, dear friend, and give my
+regards to your friend, Miss Trippelli. During these last weeks I have
+often thought of her and of Prince Kotschukoff. After all is said and
+done it remains a peculiar relation. But I can understand it--and let
+me hear from you some day. Or I shall write."
+
+With these words Effi went out. Gieshuebler accompanied her out upon
+the square. He was dumbfounded, so completely that he entirely
+overlooked many enigmatical things she said.
+
+Effi went back home. "Bring me the lamp, Johanna," she said, "but into
+my bedroom. And then a cup of tea. I am so cold and cannot wait till
+his Lordship returns."
+
+The lamp and the tea came. Effi was already sitting at her little
+writing desk, with a sheet of letter paper before her and the pen in
+her hand. "Please, Johanna, put the tea on the table there."
+
+When Johanna had left the room Effi locked her door, looked into the
+mirror for a moment and then sat down again, and wrote: "I leave
+tomorrow by the boat, and these are farewell lines. Innstetten expects
+me back in a few days, but I am _not_ coming back--why I am not coming
+back, you know--it would have been better if I had never seen this
+corner of the earth. I implore you not to take this as a reproach. All
+the fault is mine. If I look at your house--_your_ conduct may be
+excusable, not mine. My fault is very grievous, but perhaps I can
+overcome it. The fact that we were called away from here is to me, so
+to speak, a sign that I may yet be restored to favor. Forget the past,
+forget me. Your Effi."
+
+She ran hastily over the lines once more. The strangest thing to her
+was the avoidance of the familiar "Du," but that had to be. It was
+meant to convey the idea that there was no bridge left. Then she put
+the letter into an envelope and walked toward a house between the
+churchyard and the corner of the forest. A thin column of smoke arose
+from the half tumbled down chimney. There she delivered the letter.
+
+When she reached home Innstetten was already there and she sat down by
+him and told him about Gieshuebler and the _sal volatile_. Innstetten
+laughed. "Where did you get your Latin, Effi?"
+
+The boat, a light sailing vessel (the steamers ran only in the summer)
+left at twelve. A quarter of an hour before, Effi and Innstetten were
+on board; likewise Roswitha and Annie.
+
+The baggage was bulkier than seemed necessary for a journey of so few
+days. Innstetten talked with the captain. Effi, in a raincoat and
+light gray traveling hat, stood on the after deck, near the tiller,
+and looked out upon the quay and the pretty row of houses that
+followed the line of the quay. Just opposite the landing stood the
+Hoppensack Hotel, a three-story building, from whose gable a yellow
+flag, with a cross and a crown on it, hung down limp in the quiet
+foggy air. Effi looked up at the flag for a while, then let her eyes
+sink slowly until they finally rested on a number of people who stood
+about inquisitively on the quay. At this moment the bell rang. Effi
+had a very peculiar sensation. The boat slowly began to move, and as
+she once more looked closely at the landing bridge she saw that
+Crampas was standing in the front row. She was startled to see him,
+but at the same time was glad. He, on the other hand, with his whole
+bearing changed, was obviously agitated, and waved an earnest adieu to
+her. She returned his greeting in like spirit, but also with great
+friendliness, and there was pleading in her eyes. Then she walked
+quickly to the cabin, where Roswitha had already made herself at home
+with Annie. She remained here in the rather close rooms till they
+reached the point where the river spreads out into a sheet of water
+called the "Broad." Then Innstetten came and called to her to come up
+on deck and enjoy the glorious landscape. She went up. Over the
+surface of the water hung gray clouds and only now and then could one
+catch a half-veiled glimpse of the sun through a rift in the dense
+mass. Effi thought of the day, just a year and a quarter ago, when she
+had driven in an open carriage along the shore of this same "Broad." A
+brief span, and life often so quiet and lonely. Yet how much had
+happened since then!
+
+Thus they sailed up the fairway and at two o'clock were at the station
+or very near it. As they, a moment later, passed the Prince Bismarck
+Hotel, Golchowski, who was again standing at the door, joined them and
+accompanied them to the steps leading up the embankment. At the
+station they found the train was not yet signaled, so they walked up
+and down on the platform. Their conversation turned about the question
+of an apartment. They agreed on the quarter of the city, that it must
+be between the Tiergarten and the Zoological Garden. "I want to hear
+the finches sing and the parrots scream," said Innstetten, and Effi
+was willing.
+
+Then they heard the signal and the train ran into the station. The
+station master was full of attentions and Effi received a compartment
+to herself.
+
+Another handshake, a wave of her handkerchief, and the train began
+again to move.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+
+[Effi was met at the Berlin station by her mother and Cousin von
+Briest. While drinking tea in the mother's room Cousin von Briest was
+asked to tell a joke, and propounded a Bible conundrum, which Effi
+took as an omen that no more sorrow was to befall her. The following
+day began the search for an apartment, and one was found on Keith
+street, which exactly suited, except that the house was not finished
+and the walls not yet dried out. Effi kept it in mind, however, and
+looked further, being as long about it as possible. After two weeks
+Innstetten began to insist on her return and to make pointed
+allusions. She saw there was nothing left but to sham illness. Then
+she rented the apartment on Keith street, wrote a card saying she
+would be home the next day, and had the trunks packed. The next
+morning she stayed in bed and feigned illness, but preferred not to
+call a doctor. She telegraphed about her delay to her husband. After
+three days of the farce she yielded to her mother and called an old
+ladies' doctor by the name of Rummschuettel ('Shake 'em around'). After
+a few questions he prescribed a mixture of bitter almond water and
+orange blossom syrup and told her to keep quiet. Later he called every
+third day, noticing that his calls embarrassed her. She felt he had
+seen through her from the start, but the farce had to be kept up till
+Innstetten had closed his house and shipped his things. Four days
+before he was due in Berlin she suddenly got well and wrote him she
+could now travel, but thought it best to await him in Berlin. As soon
+as she received his favorable telegram she hastened to the new
+apartment, where she raised her eyes, folded her hands, and said:
+"Now, with God's help, a new life, and a different one!"]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+
+Three days later, at nine o 'clock in the evening, Innstetten arrived
+in Berlin. Effi, her mother, and Cousin Briest were at the station.
+The reception was hearty, particularly on the part of Effi, and a
+world of things had been talked about when the carriage they had taken
+stopped before their new residence on Keith street. "Well, you have
+made a good choice, Effi," said Innstetten, as he entered the
+vestibule; "no shark, no crocodile, and, I hope, no spooks."
+
+"No, Geert, that is all past. A new era has dawned and I am no longer
+afraid. I am also going to be better than heretofore and live more
+according to your will." This she whispered to him as they climbed the
+carpeted stairs to the third story. Cousin von Briest escorted the
+mother.
+
+In their apartment there was still a great deal to be done, but enough
+had been accomplished to make a homelike impression and Innstetten
+exclaimed out of the joy of his heart: "Effi, you are a little
+genius." But she declined the praise, pointing to her mother, saying
+she really deserved the credit. Her mother had issued inexorable
+commands, such as, "It must stand here," and had always been right,
+with the natural result that much time had been saved and their good
+humor had never been disturbed. Finally Roswitha came in to welcome
+her master. She took advantage of the opportunity to say: "Miss Annie
+begs to be excused for today,"--a little joke, of which she was proud,
+and which accomplished her purpose perfectly.
+
+They took seats around the table, already set, and when Innstetten had
+poured himself a glass of wine and all had joined him in a toast to
+"happy days," he took Effi's hand and said: "Now tell me, Effi, what
+was the nature of your illness?"
+
+"Oh, let us not talk about that; it would be a waste of breath--A
+little painful and a real disturbance, because it cancelled our plans.
+But that was all, and now it is past. Rummschuettel justified his
+reputation; he is a fine, amiable old man, as I believe I wrote you.
+He is said not to be a particularly brilliant scholar, but mama says
+that is an advantage. And she is doubtless right, as usual. Our good
+Dr. Hannemann was no luminary either, and yet he was always
+successful. Now tell me, how are Gieshuebler and all the others?"
+
+"Let me see, who are all the others? Crampas sends his regards to her
+Ladyship."
+
+"Ah, very polite."
+
+"And the pastor also wishes to be remembered to you. But the people in
+the country were rather cool and seemed inclined to hold me
+responsible for your departure without formally taking leave. Our
+friend Sidonie spoke quite pointedly, but good Mrs. von Padden, whom I
+called on specially the day before yesterday, was genuinely pleased to
+receive your regards and your declaration of love for her. She said
+you were a charming woman, but I ought to guard you well. When I
+replied that you considered me more of a pedagogue than a husband, she
+said in an undertone and almost as though speaking from another world:
+'A young lamb as white as snow!' Then she stopped."
+
+Cousin von Briest laughed. "'A young lamb as white as snow.' Hear
+that, cousin?" He was going to continue teasing her, but gave it up
+when he saw that she turned pale.
+
+The conversation dragged on a while longer, dealing chiefly with
+former relations, and Effi finally learned, from various things
+Innstetten said, that of all their Kessin household Johanna alone had
+declared a willingness to move with them to Berlin. She had remained
+behind, to be sure, but would arrive in two or three days with the
+rest of the things. Innstetten was glad of her decision, for she had
+always been their most useful servant and possessed an unusual amount
+of the style demanded in a large city, perhaps a bit too much. Both
+Christel and Frederick had said they were too old, and Kruse had not
+even been asked. "What do we want with a coachman here?" concluded
+Innstetten, "private horses and carriages are things of the past; that
+luxury is seen no more in Berlin. We could not even have found a place
+for the black chicken. Or do I underestimate the apartment?"
+
+Effi shook her head, and as a short pause ensued the mother arose,
+saying it was half past ten and she had still a long way to go, but
+nobody should accompany her, as the carriage stand was quite near.
+Cousin Briest declined, of course, to accede to this request.
+Thereupon they bade each other good night, after arranging to meet the
+following morning.
+
+Effi was up rather early and, as the air was almost as warm as in the
+summer, had ordered the breakfast table moved close to the open
+balcony door. When Innstetten appeared she stepped out upon the
+balcony with him and said: "Well, what do you say? You wished to hear
+the finches singing in the Tiergarten and the parrots calling in the
+Zoological Garden. I don't know whether both will do you the favor,
+but it is possible. Do you hear that? It came from the little park
+over yonder. It is not the real Tiergarten, but near it."
+
+Innstetten was delighted and as grateful as though Effi herself had
+conjured up all these things for him. Then they sat down and Annie
+came in. Roswitha expected Innstetten to find a great change in the
+child, and he did. They went on chatting, first about the people of
+Kessin, then about the visits to be made in Berlin, and finally about
+a summer journey. They had to stop in the middle of their conversation
+in order to be at the rendezvous on time.
+
+They met, as agreed, at Helms's, opposite the Red Palace, went to
+various stores, lunched at Hiller's, and were home again in good
+season. It was a capital day together, and Innstetten was very glad to
+be able once more to share in the life of a great city and feel its
+influence upon him. The following day, the 1st of April, he went to
+the Chancellor's Palace to register, considerately foregoing a
+personal call, and then went to the Ministry to report for duty. He
+was received, in spite of the rush of business and social obligations,
+in fact he was favored with a particularly friendly reception by his
+chief, who said: "I know what a valuable man you are and am certain
+nothing can ever disturb our harmony."
+
+Likewise at home everything assumed a good aspect. Effi truly
+regretted to see her mother return to Hohen-Cremmen, even after her
+treatment had been prolonged to nearly six weeks, as she had predicted
+in the beginning. But the loss was partly offset by Johanna's arrival
+in Berlin on the same day. That was at least something, and even if
+the pretty blonde was not so near to Effi's heart as the wholly
+unselfish and infinitely good-natured Roswitha, nevertheless she was
+treated on an equality with her, both by Innstetten and her young
+mistress, because she was very clever and useful and showed a decided,
+self-conscious reserve toward the men. According to a Kessin rumor the
+roots of her existence could be traced to a long-retired officer of
+the Pasewalk garrison, which was said to explain her aristocratic
+temperament, her beautiful blonde hair, and the special shapeliness of
+her appearance. Johanna shared the joy displayed on all hands at her
+arrival and was perfectly willing to resume her former duties as house
+servant and lady's maid, whereas Roswitha, who after an experience of
+nearly a year had acquired about all of Christel's cookery art, was to
+superintend the culinary department. The care and nurture of Annie
+fell to Effi herself, at which Roswitha naturally laughed, for she
+knew young wives.
+
+Innstetten was wholly devoted to his office and his home. He was
+happier than formerly in Kessin, because he could not fail to observe
+that Effi manifested more artlessness and cheerfulness. She could do
+so because she felt freer. True, the past still cast a shadow over her
+life, but it no longer worried her, or at least much more rarely and
+transiently, and all such after-effects served but to give her bearing
+a peculiar charm. In everything she did there was an element of
+sadness, of confession, so to speak, and it would have made her happy
+if she could have shown it still more plainly. But, of course, she
+dared not.
+
+When they made their calls, during the first weeks of April, the
+social season of the great city was not yet past, but it was about to
+end, so they were unable to share in it to any great extent. During
+the latter half of May it expired completely and they were more than
+ever happy to be able to meet at the noon hour in the Tiergarten, when
+Innstetten came from his office, or to take a walk in the afternoon to
+the garden of the Palace in Charlottenburg. As Effi walked up and down
+the long front, between the Palace and the orange trees, she studied
+time and again the many Roman emperors standing there, found a
+remarkable resemblance between Nero and Titus, gathered pine cones
+that had fallen from the trees, and then walked arm in arm with her
+husband toward the Spree till they came to the lonely Belvedere
+Palace.
+
+"They say this palace was also once haunted," she remarked.
+
+"No, merely ghostly apparitions."
+
+"That is the same thing."
+
+"Yes, sometimes," said Innstetten. "As a matter of fact, however,
+there is a difference. Ghostly apparitions are always artificial, or
+at least that is said to have been the case in the Belvedere, as
+Cousin von Briest told me only yesterday, but hauntings are never
+artificial; hauntings are natural."
+
+"So you do believe in them?"
+
+"Certainly I believe in them. There are such things. But I don't quite
+believe in those we had in Kessin. Has Johanna shown you her Chinaman
+yet?"
+
+"What Chinaman?"
+
+"Why, ours. Before she left our old house she pulled him off the back
+of the chair upstairs and put him in her purse. I caught a glimpse of
+him not long ago when she was changing a mark for me. She was
+embarrassed, but confessed."
+
+"Oh, Geert, you ought not to have told me that. Now there is such a
+thing in our house again."
+
+"Tell her to burn it up."
+
+"No, I don't want to; it would not do any good anyhow. But I will ask
+Roswitha--"
+
+"What? Oh, I understand, I can imagine what you are thinking of. You
+will ask her to buy a picture of a saint and put it also in the purse.
+Is that about it?"
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"Well, do what you like, but do not tell anybody."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi finally said she would rather not do it, and they went on talking
+about all sorts of little things, till the plans for their summer
+journey gradually crowded out other interests. They rode back to the
+"Great Star" and then walked home by the Korso Boulevard and the broad
+Frederick William Street.
+
+They planned to take their vacation at the end of July and go to the
+Bavarian Alps, as the Passion Play was to be given again this year at
+Oberammergau. But it could not be done, as Privy Councillor von
+Wuellersdorf, whom Innstetten had known for some time and who was now
+his special colleague, fell sick suddenly and Innstetten had to stay
+and take his place. Not until the middle of August was everything
+again running smoothly and a vacation journey possible. It was too
+late then to go to Oberammergau, so they fixed upon a sojourn on the
+island of Ruegen. "First, of course, Stralsund, with Schill, whom you
+know, and with Scheele, whom you don't know. Scheele discovered
+oxygen, but you don't need to know that. Then from Stralsund to Bergen
+and the Rugard, where Wuellersdorf said one can get a good view of the
+whole island, and thence between the Big and the Little Jasmund Bodden
+to Sassnitz. Going to Ruegen means going to Sassnitz. Binz might
+perhaps be possible, too, but, to quote Wuellersdorf again, there are
+so many small pebbles and shells on the beach, and we want to go
+bathing."
+
+Effi agreed to everything planned by Innstetten, especially that the
+whole household should be broken up for four weeks, Roswitha going
+with Annie to Hohen-Cremmen, and Johanna visiting her younger
+half-brother, who had a sawmill near Pasewalk. Thus everybody was well
+provided for.
+
+At the beginning of the following week they set out and the same
+evening were in Sassnitz. Over the hostelry was the sign, "Hotel
+Fahrenheit." "I hope the prices are according to Reaumur," added
+Innstetten, as he read the name, and the two took an evening walk
+along the beach cliffs in the best of humor. From a projecting rock
+they looked out upon the bay quivering in the moonlight. Effi was
+entranced. "Ah, Geert, why, this is Capri, it is Sorrento. Yes, let us
+stay here, but not in the hotel, of course. The waiters are too
+aristocratic for me and I feel ashamed to ask for a bottle of soda
+water."
+
+"Yes, everybody is an employee. But, I think, we can find private
+quarters."
+
+"I think so too. And we will look for them the first thing in the
+morning."
+
+The next morning was as beautiful as the evening had been, and they
+took coffee out of doors. Innstetten received a few letters, which had
+to be attended to promptly, and so Effi decided at once to employ the
+hour thus left free for her in looking for quarters. She first walked
+past an inclosed meadow, then past groups of houses and fields of
+oats, finally turning into a road which ran through a kind of gully to
+the sea. Where this gully road struck the beach there stood an inn
+shaded by tall beech trees, not so aristocratic as the "Fahrenheit," a
+mere restaurant, in fact, which because of the early hour was entirely
+empty. Effi sat down at a point with a good view and hardly had she
+taken a sip of the sherry she had ordered when the inn-keeper stepped
+up to engage her in conversation, half out of curiosity and half out
+of politeness.
+
+"We like it very well here," she said, "my husband and I. What a
+splendid view of the bay! Our only worry is about a place to stay."
+
+"Well, most gracious Lady, that will be hard."
+
+"Why, it is already late in the season."
+
+"In spite of that. Here in Sassnitz there is surely nothing to be
+found, I can guarantee you. But farther along the shore, where the
+next village begins--you can see the shining roofs from here--there
+you might perhaps find something."
+
+"What is the name of the village?"
+
+"Crampas."
+
+Effi thought she had misunderstood him. "Crampas," she repeated, with
+an effort. "I never heard the word as the name of a place. Nothing
+else in the neighborhood?"
+
+"No, most gracious Lady, nothing around here. But farther up, toward
+the north, you will come to other villages, and in the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer they will surely be able to give you information.
+Addresses are always left there by people who would be willing to rent
+rooms."
+
+Effi was glad to have had the conversation alone and when she reported
+it a few moments later to her husband, keeping back only the name of
+the village adjoining Sassnitz, he said: "Well, if there is nothing
+around here the best thing will be to take a carriage, which,
+incidentally, is always the way to take leave of a hotel, and without
+any ado move farther up toward Stubbenkammer. We can doubtless find
+there some idyllic spot with a honeysuckle arbor, and, if we find
+nothing, there is still left the hotel, and they are all alike."
+
+Effi was willing, and about noon they reached the hotel near
+Stubbenkammer, of which Innstetten had just spoken, and there ordered
+a lunch. "But not until half an hour from now. We intend to take a
+walk first and view the Hertha Lake. I presume you have a guide?"
+
+Following the affirmative answer a middle-aged man approached our
+travelers. He looked as important and solemn as though he had been at
+least an adjunct of the ancient Hertha worship.
+
+The lake, which was only a short distance away, had a border of tall
+trees and a hem of rushes, while on its quiet black surface there swam
+hundreds of water lilies.
+
+"It really looks like something of the sort," said Effi, "like Hertha
+worship."
+
+"Yes, your Ladyship, and the stones are further evidences of it."
+
+"What stones?"
+
+"The sacrificial stones."
+
+While the conversation continued in this way they stepped from the
+lake to a perpendicular wall of gravel and clay, against which leaned
+a few smooth polished stones, with a shallow hollow in each drained by
+a few grooves.
+
+"What is the purpose of these?"
+
+"To make it drain better, your Ladyship."
+
+"Let us go," said Effi, and, taking her husband's arm, she walked back
+with him to the hotel, where the breakfast already ordered was served
+at a table with a view far out upon the sea. Before them lay the bay
+in the sunshine, with sail boats here and there gliding across its
+surface and sea gulls pursuing each other about the neighboring
+cliffs. It was very beautiful and Effi said so; but, when she looked
+across the glittering surface, she saw again, toward the south, the
+brightly shining roofs of the long-stretched-out village, whose name
+had given her such a start earlier in the morning.
+
+Even without any knowledge or suspicion of what was occupying her,
+Innstetten saw clearly that she was having no joy or satisfaction. "I
+am sorry, Effi, that you derive no real pleasure from these things
+here. You cannot forget the Hertha Lake, and still less the
+stones."
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G. Munich_
+BATHING BOYS Adolph von Menzel]
+
+She nodded. "It is as you say, and I must confess that I have seen
+nothing in my life that made me feel so sad. Let us give up entirely
+our search for rooms. I can't stay here."
+
+"And yesterday it seemed to you a Gulf of Naples and everything
+beautiful you could think of."
+
+"Yes, yesterday."
+
+"And today? No longer a trace of Sorrento?"
+
+"Still one trace, but only one. It is Sorrento on the point of dying."
+
+"Very well, then, Effi," said Innstetten, reaching her his hand. "I do
+not want to worry you with Ruegen and so let us give it up. Settled. It
+is not necessary for us to tie ourselves up to Stubbenkammer or
+Sassnitz or farther down that way. But whither?"
+
+"I suggest that we stay a day longer and wait for the steamer that
+comes from Stettin tomorrow on its way to Copenhagen. It is said to be
+so pleasurable there and I can't tell you how I long for something
+pleasurable. Here I feel as though I could never laugh again in all my
+life and had never laughed at all, and you know how I like to laugh."
+
+Innstetten showed himself full of sympathy with her state, the more
+readily, as he considered her right in many regards. Really
+everything, though beautiful, was melancholy.
+
+They waited for the Stettin boat and in the very early morning of the
+third day they landed in Copenhagen. Two hours later they were in the
+Thorwaldsen Museum, and Effi said: "Yes, Geert, this is beautiful and
+I am glad we set out for here." Soon thereafter they went to dinner
+and at the table made the acquaintance of a Jutland family, opposite
+them, whose daughter, Thora von Penz, was as pretty as a picture and
+attracted immediately the attention and admiration of both Innstetten
+and Effi. Effi could not stop looking at her large blue eyes and
+flaxen blonde hair, and when they left the table an hour and a half
+later the Penz family, who unfortunately had to leave Copenhagen the
+same day, expressed the hope that they might have the privilege of
+entertaining the young Prussian couple in the near future at Aggerhuus
+Castle, some two miles from the Lym-Fiord. The invitation was accepted
+by the Innstettens with little hesitation.
+
+Thus passed the hours in the hotel. But that was not yet enough of a
+good thing for this memorable day, which Effi enthusiastically
+declared ought to be a red-letter day in the calendar. To fill her
+measure of happiness to the full the evening brought a performance at
+the Tivoli Theatre, an Italian pantomime, _Arlequin and Columbine_.
+She was completely captivated by the little roguish tricks, and when
+they returned to their hotel late in the evening she said: "Do you
+know, Geert, I now feel that I am gradually coming to again. I will
+not even mention beautiful Thora, but when I consider that this
+morning Thorwaldsen and this evening Columbine--"
+
+"Whom at bottom you liked better than Thorwaldsen--"
+
+"To be frank, yes. I have a natural appreciation of such things. Our
+good Kessin was a misfortune for me. Everything got on my nerves
+there. Ruegen too, almost. I suggest we stay here in Copenhagen a few
+days longer, including an excursion to Fredericksborg and Helsingor,
+of course, and then go over to Jutland. I anticipate real pleasure
+from seeing beautiful Thora again, and if I were a man I should fall
+in love with her."
+
+Innstetten laughed. "You don't know what I am going to do."
+
+"I shouldn't object. That will create a rivalry and I shall show you
+that I still have my powers, too."
+
+"You don't need to assure me of that."
+
+The journey was made according to this plan. Over in Jutland they went
+up the Lym-Fiord as far as Aggerhuus Castle, where they spent three
+days with the Penz family, and then returned home, making many stops
+on the way, for sojourns of various lengths, in Viborg, Flensburg,
+Kiel, and Hamburg. From Hamburg, which they liked uncommonly well,
+they did not go direct to Keith St. in Berlin, but first to
+Hohen-Cremmen, where they wished to enjoy a well-earned rest. For
+Innstetten it meant but a few days, as his leave of absence expired,
+but Effi remained a week longer and declared her desire not to arrive
+at home till the 3d of October, their wedding anniversary.
+
+Annie had flourished splendidly in the country air and Roswitha's plan
+of having her walk to meet her mother succeeded perfectly. Briest
+proved himself an affectionate grandfather, warned them against too
+much love, and even more strongly against too much severity, and was
+in every way the same as always. But in reality all his affection was
+bestowed upon Effi, who occupied his emotional nature continually,
+particularly when he was alone with his wife.
+
+"How do you find Effi?"
+
+"Dear and good as ever. We cannot thank God enough that we have such a
+lovely daughter. How thankful she is for everything, and always so
+happy to be under our rooftree again."
+
+"Yes," said Briest, "she has more of this virtue than I like. To tell
+the truth, it seems as though this were still her home. Yet she has
+her husband and child, and her husband is a jewel and her child an
+angel, and still she acts as though Hohen-Cremmen were her favorite
+abode, and her husband and child were nothing in comparison with you
+and me. She is a splendid daughter, but she is too much of a daughter
+to suit me. It worries me a little bit. She is also unjust to
+Innstetten. How do matters really stand between them?"
+
+"Why, Briest, what do you mean?"
+
+"Well, I mean what I mean and you know what, too. Is she happy? Or is
+there something or other in the way? From the very beginning it has
+seemed to me as though she esteemed him more than she loved him, and
+that to my mind is a bad thing. Even love may not last forever, and
+esteem will certainly not. In fact women become angry when they have
+to esteem a man; first they become angry, then bored, and in the end
+they laugh."
+
+"Have you had any such experience?"
+
+"I will not say that I have. I did not stand high enough in esteem.
+But let us not get wrought up any further. Tell me how matters stand."
+
+"Pshaw! Briest, you always come back to the same things. We have
+talked about and exchanged our views on this question more than a
+dozen times, and yet you always come back and, in spite of your
+pretended omniscience, ask me about it with the most dreadful naivete,
+as though my eyes could penetrate any depth. What kind of notions have
+you, anyhow, of a young wife, and more especially of your daughter? Do
+you think that the whole situation is so plain? Or that I am an
+oracle--I can't just recall the name of the person--or that I hold the
+truth cut and dried in my hands, when Effi has poured out her heart to
+me?--at least what is so designated. For what does pouring out one's
+heart mean? After all, the real thing is kept back. She will take care
+not to initiate me into her secrets. Besides, I don't know from whom
+she inherited it, but she is--well, she is a very sly little person
+and this slyness in her is the more dangerous because she is so very
+lovable."
+
+"So you do admit that--lovable. And good, too?"
+
+"Good, too. That is, full of goodness of heart. I am not quite certain
+about anything further. I believe she has an inclination to let
+matters take their course and to console herself with the hope that
+God will not call her to a very strict account."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, I do. Furthermore I think she has improved in many ways. Her
+character is what it is, but the conditions since she moved to Berlin
+are much more favorable and they are becoming more and more devoted to
+each other. She told me something to that effect and, what is more
+convincing to me, I found it confirmed by what I saw with my own
+eyes."
+
+"Well, what did she say?"
+
+"She said: 'Mama, things are going better now. Innstetten was always
+an excellent husband, and there are not many like him, but I couldn't
+approach him easily, there was something distant about him. He was
+reserved even in his affectionate moments, in fact, more reserved then
+than ever. There have been times when I feared him.'"
+
+"I know, I know."
+
+"What do you mean, Briest? That I have feared you, or that you have
+feared me? I consider the one as ridiculous as the other."
+
+"You were going to tell me about Effi."
+
+"Well, then, she confessed to me that this feeling of strangeness had
+left her and that had made her very happy. Kessin had not been the
+right place for her, the haunted house and the people there, some too
+pious, others too dull; but since she had moved to Berlin she felt
+entirely in her place. He was the best man in the world, somewhat too
+old for her and too good for her, but she was now 'over the mountain.'
+She used this expression, which, I admit, astonished me."
+
+"How so? It is not quite up to par, I mean the expression. But--"
+
+"There is something behind it, and she wanted to give me an inkling."
+
+"Do you think so?"
+
+"Yes, Briest. You always seem to think she could never be anything but
+innocent. But you are mistaken. She likes to drift with the waves, and
+if the wave is good she is good, too. Fighting and resisting are not
+her affair."
+
+Roswitha came in with Annie and interrupted the conversation.
+
+This conversation occurred on the day that Innstetten departed from
+Hohen-Cremmen for Berlin, leaving Effi behind for at least a week. He
+knew she liked nothing better than whiling away her time, care-free,
+with sweet dreams, always hearing friendly words and assurances of her
+loveliness. Indeed that was the thing which pleased her above
+everything else, and here she enjoyed it again to the full and most
+gratefully, even though diversions were utterly lacking. Visitors
+seldom came, because after her marriage there was no real attraction,
+at least for the young people. * * *
+
+On her wedding anniversary, the 3d of October, Effi was to be back in
+Berlin. On the evening before, under the pretext of desiring to pack
+her things and prepare for the journey, she retired to her room
+comparatively early. As a matter of fact, her only desire was to be
+alone. Much as she liked to chat, there were times when she longed for
+repose.
+
+Her rooms were in the upper story on the side toward the garden. In
+the smaller one Roswitha was sleeping with Annie and their door was
+standing ajar. She herself walked to and fro in the larger one, which
+she occupied. The lower casements of the windows were open and the
+little white curtains were blown by the draft and slowly fell over the
+back of the chair, till another puff of wind came and raised them
+again. It was so light that she could read plainly the titles of the
+pictures hanging in narrow gilt frames over the sofa: "The Storming of
+Dueppel, Fort No. 5," and "King William and Count Bismarck on the
+Heights of Lipa." Effi shook her head and smiled. "When I come back
+again I am going to ask for different pictures; I don't like such
+warlike sights." Then she closed one window and sat down by the other,
+which she left open. How she enjoyed the whole scene! Almost behind
+the church tower was the moon, which shed its light upon the grassy
+plot with the sundial and the heliotrope beds. Everything was covered
+with a silvery sheen. Beside the strips of shadow lay white strips of
+light, as white as linen on the bleaching ground. Farther on stood the
+tall rhubarb plants with their leaves an autumnal yellow, and she
+thought of the day, only a little over two years before, when she had
+played there with Hulda and the Jahnke girls. On that occasion, when
+the visitor came she ascended the little stone steps by the bench and
+an hour later was betrothed.
+
+She arose, went toward the door, and listened. Roswitha was asleep and
+Annie also.
+
+Suddenly, as the child lay there before her, a throng of pictures of
+the days in Kessin came back to her unbidden. There was the district
+councillor's dwelling with its gable, and the veranda with the view of
+the "Plantation," and she was sitting in the rocking chair, rocking.
+Soon Crampas stepped up to her to greet her, and then came Roswitha
+with the child, and she took it, held it up, and kissed it.
+
+"That was the first day, there is where it began." In the midst of her
+revery she left the room the two were sleeping in and sat down again
+at the open window and gazed out into the quiet night.
+
+"I cannot get rid of it," she said. "But worst of all, and the thing
+that makes me lose faith in myself--" Just then the tower clock began
+to strike and Effi counted the strokes. "Ten--Tomorrow at this time I
+shall be in Berlin. We shall speak about our wedding anniversary and
+he will say pleasing and friendly things to me and perhaps words of
+affection. I shall sit there and listen and have a sense of guilt in
+my heart." She leaned her head upon her hand and stared silently into
+the night.
+
+"And have a sense of guilt in my heart," she repeated. "Yes, the sense
+is there. But is it a burden upon my heart? No. That is why I am
+alarmed at myself. The burden there is quite a different thing--dread,
+mortal dread, and eternal fear that it may some day be found out. And,
+besides the dread, shame. I am ashamed of myself. But as I do not feel
+true repentance, neither do I true shame. I am ashamed only on account
+of my continual lying and deceiving. It was always my pride that I
+could not lie and did not need to--lying is so mean, and now I have
+had to lie all the time, to him and to everybody, big lies and little
+lies. Even Rummschuettel noticed it and shrugged his shoulders, and
+who knows what he thinks of me? Certainly not the best things. Yes,
+dread tortures me, and shame on account of my life of lies. But not
+shame on account of my guilt--that I do not feel, or at least not
+truly, or not enough, and the knowledge that I do not is killing me.
+If all women are like this it is terrible, if they are not--which I
+hope--then _I_ am in a bad predicament; there is something out of
+order in my heart, I lack proper feeling. Old Mr. Niemeyer once told
+me, in his best days, when I was still half a child, that proper
+feeling is the essential thing, and if we have that the worst cannot
+befall us, but if we have it not, we are in eternal danger, and what
+is called the Devil has sure power over us. For the mercy of God, is
+this my state?"
+
+She laid her head upon her arms and wept bitterly. When she
+straightened up again, calmed, she gazed out into the garden. All was
+so still, and her ear could detect a low sweet sound, as of falling
+rain, coming from the plane trees. This continued for a while. Then
+from the village street came the sound of a human voice. The old
+nightwatchman Kulicke was calling out the hour. When at last he was
+silent she heard in the distance the rattling of the passing train,
+some two miles away. This noise gradually became fainter and finally
+died away entirely--Still the moonlight lay upon the grass plot and
+there was still the low sound, as of falling rain upon the plane
+trees. But it was only the gentle playing of the night air.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+
+[The following evening Innstetten met Effi at the station in Berlin
+and said he had thought she would not keep her word, as she had not
+when she came to Berlin to select their apartment. In a short time he
+began to bestir himself to make a place for his wife in Berlin
+society. At a small party early in the season he tactlessly twitted
+her about Crampas and for days thereafter she felt haunted by the
+Major's spirit. But once the Empress had selected her to be a lady of
+honor at an important function, and the Emperor had addressed a few
+gracious remarks to her at a court ball, the past began to seem to her
+a mere dream, and her cheerfulness was restored. After about seven
+years in Berlin Dr. Rummschuettel was one day called to see her for
+various reasons and prescribed treatment at Schwalbach and Ems. She
+was to be accompanied by the wife of Privy Councillor Zwicker, who in
+spite of her forty odd years seemed to need a protectress more than
+Effi did. While Roswitha was helping with the preparations for the
+journey Effi called her to account for never going, as a good Catholic
+should, to a priest to confess her sins, particularly her great sin,
+and promised to talk the matter over with her seriously after
+returning from Ems.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+
+[Innstetten could see by Effi's letters from Ems that Mrs. Zwicker was
+not the right kind of a companion for her and he longed for her to
+come back to him. As the end of her sojourn at the watering place
+approached, preparations were made to welcome her on her return home.
+A "W," made of forget-me-nots, was to be hung up and some verses
+composed by a friend of the family were to be spoken by Annie. One day
+when Annie was returning from school Roswitha went out to meet her and
+was challenged by her to a race up the stairs. When Annie reached the
+top she stumbled and fell upon a scraper, cutting an ugly gash in her
+forehead. Roswitha and Johanna washed the wound with cold water and
+decided to tie it up with the long bandage once used to bind the
+mother's sprained ankle. In their search for the bandage they broke
+open the lock to the sewing table drawers, which they began to empty
+of their contents. Among other things they took out a small package of
+letters tied up with a red silk cord. Before they had ended the search
+Innstetten came home. He examined the wound and sent for Dr.
+Rummschuettel. After scolding Annie and telling her what she must do
+till her mother came home, he sat down with her to dine and promised
+to read her a letter just received from her mother.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+
+For a while Innstetten sat at the table with Annie in silence.
+Finally, when the stillness became painful to him, he asked her a few
+questions about the school superintendent and which teacher she liked
+best. She answered rather listlessly, because she felt he was not
+paying much attention. The situation was not improved till Johanna
+whispered to little Annie, after the second course, that there was
+something else to come. And surely enough, good Roswitha, who felt
+under obligation to her pet on this unlucky day, had prepared
+something extra. She had risen to an omelet with sliced apple filling.
+
+The sight of it made Annie somewhat more talkative. Innstetten's frame
+of mind was likewise bettered when the doorbell rang a moment later
+and Dr. Rummschuettel entered, quite accidentally. He had just dropped
+in, without any suspicion that he had been sent for. He approved of
+the compresses. "Send for some Goulard water and keep Annie at home
+tomorrow. Quiet is the best remedy." Then he asked further about her
+Ladyship and what kind of news had been received from Ems, and said he
+would come again the next day to see the patient.
+
+When they got up from the table and went into the adjoining room,
+where the bandage had been searched for so zealously, albeit in vain,
+Annie was again laid upon the sofa. Johanna came and sat down beside
+her, while Innstetten began to put back into the sewing table the
+countless things that still lay in gay confusion upon the window sill.
+Now and then he was at a loss to know what to do and was obliged to
+ask.
+
+"Where do these letters belong, Johanna?"
+
+"Clear at the bottom," said she, "here in this drawer."
+
+During the question and answer Innstetten examined more closely than
+before the little package tied up with a red cord. It seemed to
+consist of a number of notes, rather than letters. Bending it between
+his thumb and forefinger, like a pack of cards, he slowly let the
+edges slip off one at a time, and a few lines, in reality only
+disconnected words, darted past his eyes. It was impossible to
+distinguish them clearly, yet it seemed to him as though he had
+somewhere seen the handwriting before. Should he look into the
+matter?
+
+"Johanna, you might bring us the coffee. Annie will also take half a
+cup. The doctor has not forbidden it, and what is not forbidden is
+allowed."
+
+As he said this he untied the red cord, and while Johanna was going to
+the kitchen he quickly ran over the whole contents of the package.
+Only two or three letters were addressed to Mrs. District Councillor
+von Innstetten. He now recognized the handwriting; it was that of the
+Major. Innstetten had known nothing about a correspondence between
+Crampas and Effi. His brain began to grow dizzy. He put the package in
+his pocket and returned to his room. A few moments later Johanna
+rapped softly on his door to let him know that the coffee was served.
+He answered, but that was all. Otherwise the silence was complete. Not
+until a quarter of an hour later was he heard walking to and fro on
+the rug. "I wonder what ails papa?" said Johanna to Annie. "The doctor
+said it was nothing, didn't he?"
+
+The walking to and fro in the adjoining room showed no signs of
+ending, but Innstetten finally came out and said: "Johanna, keep an
+eye on Annie and make her remain quiet on the sofa. I am going out to
+walk for an hour or two." Then he gazed fixedly at the child and left
+the room.
+
+"Did you notice, Johanna, how papa looked?"
+
+"Yes, Annie. He must have had a great vexation. He was all pale. I
+never saw him like that."
+
+Hours passed. The sun was already down and only a red glow was visible
+above the roofs across the street, when Innstetten came back. He took
+Annie's hand and asked her how she was. Then he ordered Johanna to
+bring the lamp into his room. The lamp came. In its green shade were
+half-transparent ovals with photographs, various pictures of his wife
+that had been made in Kessin for the other members of the cast when
+they played Wichert's _A Step out of the Way_. Innstetten turned the
+shade slowly from left to right and studied each individual picture.
+Then he gave that up and, as the air was so sultry, opened the balcony
+door and finally took up the package of letters again. He seemed to
+have picked out a few and laid them on top the first time he looked
+them over. These he now read once more in a half audible voice:
+
+"Come again this afternoon to the dunes behind the mill. At old Mrs.
+Adermann's we can see each other without fear, as the house is far
+enough off the road. You must not worry so much about everything. We
+have our rights, too. If you will say that to yourself emphatically, I
+think all fear will depart from you. Life would not be worth the
+living if everything that applies in certain specific cases should be
+made to apply in all. All the best things lie beyond that. Learn to
+enjoy them."
+
+"'Away from here,' you write, 'flight.' Impossible. I cannot leave my
+wife in the lurch, in poverty, along with everything else. It is out
+of the question, and we must take life lightly, otherwise we are poor
+and lost. Light-heartedness is our best possession. All is fate; it
+was not so to be. And would you have it otherwise--that we had never
+seen each other?"
+
+Then came the third letter:
+
+"Be at the old place again today. How are my days to be spent without
+you here in this dreary hole? I am beside myself, and yet thus much of
+what you say is right; it is salvation, and we must in the end bless
+the hand that inflicts this separation on us."
+
+Innstetten had hardly shoved the letters aside when the doorbell rang.
+In a moment Johanna announced Privy Councillor Wuellersdorf.
+Wuellersdorf entered and saw at a glance that something must have
+happened.
+
+"Pardon me, Wuellersdorf," said Innstetten, receiving him, "for having
+asked you to come at once to see me. I dislike to disturb anybody in
+his evening's repose, most of all a hard-worked department chief. But
+it could not be helped. I beg you, make yourself comfortable, and
+here is a cigar."
+
+Wuellersdorf sat down. Innstetten again walked to and fro and would
+gladly have gone on walking, because of his consuming restlessness,
+but he saw it would not do. So he took a cigar himself, sat down face
+to face with Wuellersdorf, and tried to be calm.
+
+"It is for two reasons," he began, "that I have sent for you. Firstly,
+to deliver a challenge, and, secondly, to be my second in the
+encounter itself. The first is not agreeable and the second still
+less. And now your answer?"
+
+"You know, Innstetten, I am at your disposal. But before I know about
+the case, pardon me the naive question, must it be? We are beyond the
+age, you know--you to take a pistol in your hand, and I to have a
+share in it. However, do not misunderstand me; this is not meant to be
+a refusal. How could I refuse you anything? But tell me now what it
+is."
+
+"It is a question of a gallant of my wife, who at the same time was my
+friend, or almost a friend."
+
+Wuellersdorf looked at Innstetten. "Instetten, that is not possible."
+
+"It is more than possible, it is certain. Read."
+
+Wuellersdorf ran over the letters hastily. "These are addressed to your
+wife?"
+
+"Yes. I found them today in her sewing table."
+
+"And who wrote them?"
+
+"Major von Crampas."
+
+"So, things that occurred when you were still in Kessin?"
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+"So, it was six years ago, or half a year longer?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Wuellersdorf kept silent. After a while Innstetten said: "It almost
+looks, Wuellersdorf, as though the six or seven years made an
+impression on you. There is a theory of limitation, of course, but I
+don't know whether we have here a case to which the theory can be
+applied."
+
+"I don't know, either," said Wuellersdorf. "And I confess frankly, the
+whole case seems to turn upon that question."
+
+Innstetten looked at him amazed. "You say that in all seriousness?"
+
+"In all seriousness. It is no time for trying one's skill at
+pleasantry or dialectic hair-splitting."
+
+"I am curious to know what you mean. Tell me frankly what you think
+about it."
+
+"Innstetten, your situation is awful and your happiness in life is
+destroyed. But if you kill the lover your happiness in life is, so to
+speak, doubly destroyed, and to your sorrow over a wrong suffered will
+be added the sorrow over a wrong done. Everything hinges on the
+question, do you feel absolutely compelled to do it? Do you feel so
+injured, insulted, so indignant that one of you must go, either he or
+you? Is that the way the matter stands?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"You must know."
+
+Innstetten sprang up, walked to the window, and tapped on the panes,
+full of nervous excitement. Then he turned quickly, stepped toward
+Wuellersdorf and said: "No, that is not the way the matter stands."
+
+"How does it stand then?"
+
+"It amounts to this--that I am unspeakably unhappy. I am mortified,
+infamously deceived, and yet I have no feeling of hatred or even of
+thirst for revenge. If I ask myself 'why not?' on the spur of the
+moment, I am unable to assign any other reason than the intervening
+years. People are always talking about inexpiable guilt. That is
+undeniably wrong in the sight of God, but I say it is also in the
+sight of man. I never should have believed that time, purely as time,
+could so affect one. Then, in the second place, I love my wife, yes,
+strange to say, I love her still, and dreadful as I consider all that
+has happened, I am so completely under the spell of her loveliness,
+the bright charm peculiarly her own, that in spite of myself I feel in
+the innermost recesses of my heart inclined to forgive."
+
+Wuellersdorf nodded. "I fully understand your attitude, Innstetten, I
+should probably feel the same way about it. But if that is your
+feeling and you say to me: 'I love this woman so much that I can
+forgive her everything,' and if we consider, further, that it all
+happened so long, long ago that it seems like an event in some other
+world, why, if that is the situation, Innstetten, I feel like asking,
+wherefore all this fuss?"
+
+"Because it must be, nevertheless. I have thought it over from every
+point of view. We are not merely individuals, we belong to a whole,
+and have always to take the whole into consideration. We are
+absolutely dependent. If it were possible to live in solitude I could
+let it pass. I should then bear the burden heaped upon me, though real
+happiness would be gone. But so many people are forced to live without
+real happiness, and I should have to do it too, and I could. We don't
+need to be happy, least of all have we any claim on happiness, and it
+is not absolutely necessary to put out of existence the one who has
+taken our happiness away. We can let him go, if we desire to live on
+apart from the world. But in the social life of the world a certain
+something has been worked out that is now in force, and in accordance
+with the principles of which we have been accustomed to judge
+everybody, ourselves as well as others. It would never do to run
+counter to it. Society would despise us and in the end we should
+despise ourselves and, not being able to bear the strain, we should
+fire a bullet into our brains. Pardon me for delivering such a
+discourse, which after all is only a repetition of what every man has
+said to himself a hundred times. But who can say anything now? Once
+more then, no hatred or anything of the kind, and I do not care to
+have blood on my hands for the sake of the happiness taken away from
+me. But that social something, let us say, which tyrannizes us, takes
+no account of charm, or love, or limitation. I have no choice. I
+must."
+
+"I don't know, Innstetten."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You shall decide yourself, Wuellersdorf. It is now
+ten o 'clock. Six hours ago, I will concede, I still had control of
+the situation, I could do the one thing or the other, there was still
+a way out. Not so now; now I am in a blind alley. You may say, I have
+nobody to blame but myself; I ought to have guarded and controlled
+myself better, ought to have hid it all in my own heart and fought it
+out there. But it came upon me too suddenly, with too much force, and
+so I can hardly reproach myself for not having held my nerves in check
+more successfully. I went to your room and wrote you a note and
+thereby lost the control of events. From that very moment the secret
+of my unhappiness and, what is of greater moment, the smirch on my
+honor was half revealed to another, and after the first words we
+exchanged here it was wholly revealed. Now, inasmuch as there is
+another who knows my secret, I can no longer turn back."
+
+"I don't know," repeated Wuellersdorf. "I don't like to resort to the
+old worn-out phrase, but still I can do no better than to say:
+Innstetten, it will all rest in my bosom as in a grave."
+
+"Yes, Wuellersdorf, that is what they all say. But there is no such
+thing as secrecy. Even if you remain true to your word and are secrecy
+personified toward others, still _you_ know it and I shall not be
+saved from your judgment by the fact that you have just expressed to
+me your approval and have even said you fully understood my attitude.
+It is unalterably settled that from this moment on I should be an
+object of your sympathy, which in itself is not very agreeable, and
+every word you might hear me exchange with my wife would be subject to
+your check, whether you would or no, and if my wife should speak of
+fidelity or should pronounce judgment upon another woman, as women
+have a way of doing, I should not know which way to look. Moreover, if
+it came to pass that I counseled charitable consideration in some
+wholly commonplace affair of honor, 'because of the apparent lack of
+deception,' or something of the sort, a smile would pass over your
+countenance, or at least a twitch would be noticeable, and in your
+heart you would say: 'poor Innstetten, he has a real passion for
+analyzing all insults chemically, in order to determine their
+insulting contents, and he _never_ finds the proper quantity of the
+suffocating element. He has never yet been suffocated by an affair.'
+Am I right, Wuellersdorf, or not?"
+
+Wuellersdorf had risen to his feet. "I think it is awful that you
+should be right, but you _are_ right. I shall no longer trouble you
+with my 'must it be.' The world is simply as it is, and things do not
+take the course _we_ desire, but the one _others_ desire. This talk
+about the 'ordeal,' with which many pompous orators seek to assure us,
+is sheer nonsense, there is nothing in it. On the contrary, our cult
+of honor is idolatry, but we must submit to it so long as the idol is
+honored."
+
+Innstetten nodded.
+
+They remained together a quarter of an hour longer and it was decided
+that Wuellersdorf should set out that same evening. A night train left
+at twelve. They parted with a brief "Till we meet again in Kessin."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+
+According to the agreement Innstetten set out the following evening.
+He took the same train Wuellersdorf had taken the day before and
+shortly after five o'clock in the morning was at the station, from
+which the road branched off to the left for Kessin. The steamer
+referred to several times before was scheduled to leave daily, during
+the season, immediately after the arrival of this train, and
+Innstetten heard its first signal for departure as he reached the
+bottom step of the stairway leading down the embankment. The walk to
+the landing took less than three minutes. After greeting the captain,
+who was somewhat embarrassed and hence must have heard of the whole
+affair the day before, he took a seat near the tiller. In a moment the
+boat pulled away from the foot bridge; the weather was glorious, the
+morning sun bright, and but few passengers on board. Innstetten
+thought of the day when, returning here from his wedding tour, he had
+driven along the shore of the Kessine with Effi in an open carriage.
+That was a gray November day, but his heart was serene. Now it was the
+reverse: all was serene without, and the November day was within.
+Many, many a time had he come this way afterward, and the peace
+hovering over the fields, the horses in harness pricking up their ears
+as he drove by, the men at work, the fertility of the soil--all these
+things had done his soul good, and now, in harsh contrast with that,
+he was glad when clouds came up and began slightly to overcast the
+laughing blue sky. They steamed down the river and soon after they had
+passed the splendid sheet of water called the "Broad" the Kessin
+church tower hove in sight and a moment later the quay and the long
+row of houses with ships and boats in front of them. Soon they were at
+the landing. Innstetten bade the captain goodbye and approached the
+bridge that had been rolled out to facilitate the disembarkation.
+Wuellersdorf was there. The two greeted each other, without speaking a
+word at first, and then walked across the levee to the Hoppensack
+Hotel, where they sat down under an awning.
+
+"I took a room here yesterday," said Wuellersdorf, who did not wish to
+begin with the essentials. "When we consider what a miserable hole
+Kessin is, it is astonishing to find such a good hotel here. I have no
+doubt that my friend the head waiter speaks three languages. Judging
+by the parting of his hair and his low-cut vest we can safely count on
+four--Jean, please bring us some coffee and cognac."
+
+Innstetten understood perfectly why Wuellersdorf assumed this tone, and
+approved of it, but he could not quite master his restlessness and
+kept taking out his watch involuntarily. "We have time," said
+Wuellersdorf. "An hour and a half yet, or almost. I ordered the
+carriage at a quarter after eight; we have not more than ten minutes
+to drive."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"Crampas first proposed a corner of the woods, just behind the
+churchyard. Then he interrupted himself and said: 'No, not there.'
+Then we agreed upon a place among the dunes, close by the beach. The
+outer dune has a cut through it and one can look out upon the sea."
+
+Innstetten smiled. "Crampas seems to have selected a beautiful spot.
+He always had a way of doing that. How did he behave?"
+
+"Marvelously."
+
+"Haughtily? frivolously?"
+
+"Neither the one nor the other. I confess frankly, Innstetten, it
+staggered me. When I mentioned your name he turned as pale as death,
+but tried hard to compose himself, and I saw a twitching about the
+corners of his mouth. But it was only a moment till he had regained
+his composure and after that he was all sorrowful resignation. I am
+quite certain he feels that he will not come out of the affair alive,
+and he doesn't care to. If I judge him correctly he is fond of living
+and at the same time indifferent about it. He takes life as it comes
+and knows that it amounts to but little."
+
+"Who is his second? Or let me say, rather, whom will he bring along?"
+
+"That was what worried him most after he had recovered himself. He
+mentioned two or three noblemen of the vicinity, but dropped their
+names, saying they were too old and too pious, and that he would
+telegraph to Treptow for his friend Buddenbrook. Buddenbrook came and
+is a capital man, at once resolute and childlike. He was unable to
+calm himself, and paced back and forth in the greatest excitement. But
+when I had told him all he said exactly as you and I: 'You are right,
+it must be.'"
+
+The coffee came. They lighted their cigars and Wuellersdorf again
+sought to turn the conversation to more indifferent things. "I am
+surprised that nobody from Kessin has come to greet you. I know you
+were very popular. What is the matter with your friend Gieshuebler?"
+
+Innstetten smiled. "You don't know the people here on the coast. They
+are half Philistines and half wiseacres, not much to my taste. But
+they have one virtue, they are all very mannerly, and none more so
+than my old Gieshuebler. Everybody knows, of course, what it is about,
+and for that very reason they take pains not to appear inquisitive."
+
+At this moment there came into view to the left a chaise-like carriage
+with the top down, which, as it was ahead of time, drove up very
+slowly.
+
+"Is that ours?" asked Innstetten.
+
+"Presumably."
+
+A moment later the carriage stopped in front of the hotel and
+Innstetten and Wuellersdorf arose to their feet. Wuellersdorf stepped
+over to the coachman and said: "To the mole."
+
+The mole lay in the wrong direction of the beach, to the right instead
+of the left, and the false orders were given merely to avoid any
+possible interference. Besides, whether they intended to keep to the
+right or to the left after they were beyond the city limits, they had
+to pass through the "Plantation" in either case, and so their course
+led unavoidably past Innstetten's old residence. The house seemed more
+quiet than formerly. If the rooms on the ground floor looked rather
+neglected, what must have been the state upstairs! The uncanny feeling
+that Innstetten had so often combatted in Effi, or had at least
+laughed at, now came over him, and he was glad when they had driven
+past.
+
+"That is where I used to live," he said to Wuellersdorf.
+
+"It looks strange, rather deserted and abandoned."
+
+"It may be. In the city it was called a haunted house and from the way
+it stands there today I cannot blame people for thinking so."
+
+"What did they tell about it?"
+
+"Oh, stupid nonsense. An old ship's captain with a granddaughter or a
+niece, who one fine day disappeared, and then a Chinaman, who was
+probably her lover. In the hall a small shark and a crocodile, both
+hung up by strings and always in motion, wonderful to relate, but now
+is no time for that, when my head is full of all sorts of other
+phantoms."
+
+"You forget that it may all turn out well yet."
+
+"It must not. A while ago, Wuellersdorf, when you were speaking about
+Crampas, you yourself spoke differently."
+
+Soon thereafter they had passed through the "Plantation" and the
+coachman was about to turn to the right toward the mole. "Drive to the
+left, rather. The mole can wait."
+
+The coachman turned to the left into the broad driveway, which ran
+behind the men's bathhouse toward the forest. When they were within
+three hundred paces of the forest Wuellersdorf ordered the coachman to
+stop. Then the two walked through grinding sand down a rather broad
+driveway, which here cut at right angles through the three rows of
+dunes. All along the sides of the road stood thick clumps of lyme
+grass, and around them immortelles and a few blood-red pinks.
+Innstetten stooped down and put one of the pinks in his buttonhole.
+"The immortelles later."
+
+They walked on thus for five minutes. When they had come to the rather
+deep depression which ran along between the two outer rows of dunes
+they saw their opponents off to the left, Crampas and Buddenbrook, and
+with them good Dr. Hannemann, who held his hat in his hand, so that
+his white hair was waving in the wind.
+
+Innstetten and Wuellersdorf walked up the sand defile; Buddenbrook came
+to meet them. They exchanged greetings and then the two seconds
+stepped aside for a brief conference. They agreed that the opponents
+should advance _a tempo_ and shoot when ten paces apart. Then
+Buddenbrook returned to his place. Everything was attended to quickly,
+and the shots were fired. Crampas fell.
+
+Innstetten stepped back a few paces and turned his face away from the
+scene. Wuellersdorf walked over to Buddenbrook and the two awaited the
+decision of the doctor, who shrugged his shoulders. At the same time
+Crampas indicated by a motion of his hand that he wished to say
+something. Wuellersdorf bowed down to him, nodded his assent to the few
+words, which could scarcely be heard as they came from the lips of the
+dying man, and then went toward Innstetten.
+
+"Crampas wishes to speak to you, Innstetten. You must comply with his
+wish. He hasn't three minutes more to live."
+
+Innstetten walked over to Crampas.
+
+"Will you--" were the dying man's last words. Then a painful, yet
+almost friendly expression in his eyes, and all was over.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+
+In the evening of the same day Innstetten was back again in Berlin. He
+had taken the carriage, which he had left by the crossroad behind the
+dunes, directly for the railway station, without returning to Kessin,
+and had left to the seconds the duty of reporting to the authorities.
+On the train he had a compartment to himself, which enabled him to
+commune with his own mind and live the event all over again. He had
+the same thoughts as two days before, except that they ran in the
+opposite direction, beginning with conviction as to his rights and his
+duty and ending in doubt. "Guilt, if it is anything at all, is not
+limited by time and place and cannot pass away in a night. Guilt
+requires expiation; there is some sense in that. Limitation, on the
+other hand, only half satisfies; it is weak, or at least it is
+prosaic." He found comfort in this thought and said to himself over
+and over that what had happened was inevitable. But the moment he
+reached this conclusion he rejected it. "There must be a limitation;
+limitation is the only sensible solution. Whether or not it is prosaic
+is immaterial. What is sensible is usually prosaic. I am now
+forty-five. If I had found the letters twenty-five years later I
+should have been seventy. Then Wuellersdorf would have said:
+'Innstetten, don't be a fool.' And if Wuellersdorf didn't say it,
+Buddenbrook would, and if _he_ didn't, either, I myself should. That
+is clear. When we carry a thing to extremes we carry it too far and
+make ourselves ridiculous. No doubt about it. But where does it begin?
+Where is the limit? Within ten years a duel is required and we call it
+an affair of honor. After eleven years, or perhaps ten and a half, we
+call it nonsense. The limit, the limit. Where is it? Was it reached?
+Was it passed? When I recall his last look, resigned and yet smiling
+in his misery, that look said: 'Innstetten, this is stickling for
+principle. You might have spared me this, and yourself, too.' Perhaps
+he was right. I hear some such voice in my soul. Now if I had been
+full of deadly hatred, if a deep feeling of revenge had found a place
+in my heart--Revenge is not a thing of beauty, but a human trait and
+has naturally a human right to exist. But this affair was all for the
+sake of an idea, a conception, was artificial, half comedy. And now I
+must continue this comedy, must send Effi away and ruin her, and
+myself, too--I ought to have burned the letters, and the world should
+never have been permitted to hear about them. And then when she came,
+free from suspicion, I ought to have said to her: 'Here is your
+place,' and ought to have parted from her inwardly, not before the
+eyes of the world. There are so many marriages that are not marriages.
+Then happiness would have been gone, but I should not have had the
+eye staring at me with its searching look and its mild, though mute,
+accusation."
+
+Shortly before ten o'clock Innstetten alighted in front of his
+residence. He climbed the stairs and rang the bell. Johanna came and
+opened the door.
+
+"How is Annie?"
+
+"Very well, your Lordship. She is not yet asleep--If your Lordship--"
+
+"No, no, it would merely excite her. It would be better to wait till
+morning to see her. Bring me a glass of tea, Johanna. Who has been
+here?"
+
+"Nobody but the doctor."
+
+Innstetten was again alone. He walked to and fro as he loved to do.
+"They know all about it. Roswitha is stupid, but Johanna is a clever
+person. If they don't know accurate details, they have made up a story
+to suit themselves and so they know anyhow. It is remarkable how many
+things become indications and the basis for tales, as though the whole
+world had been present."
+
+Johanna brought the tea, and Innstetten drank it. He was tired to
+death from the overexertion and went to sleep.
+
+The next morning he was up in good season. He saw Annie, spoke a few
+words with her, praised her for being a good patient, and then went to
+the Ministry to make a report to his chief of all that had happened.
+The minister was very gracious. "Yes, Innstetten, happy is the man who
+comes out of all that life may bring to us whole. It has gone hard
+with you." He approved all that had taken place and left the rest to
+Innstetten.
+
+It was late in the afternoon when Innstetten returned home and found
+there a few lines from Wuellersdorf. "Returned this morning. A world of
+experiences--painful, touching--Gieshuebler particularly. The most
+amiable humpback I ever saw. About you he did not say so very much,
+but the wife, the wife! He could not calm himself and finally the
+little man broke out in tears. What strange things happen! It would be
+better if we had more Gieshueblers. But there are more of the other
+sort--Then the scene at the home of the major--dreadful. Excuse me
+from speaking about it. I have learned once more to be on my guard. I
+shall see you tomorrow. Yours, W."
+
+Innstetten was completely staggered when he read the note. He sat down
+and wrote a few words in reply. When he had finished he rang the bell.
+"Johanna, put these letters in the box."
+
+Johanna took the letters and was on the point of going.
+
+"And then, Johanna, one thing more. My wife is not coming back. You
+will hear from others why. Annie must not know anything about it, at
+least not now. The poor child. You must break the news to her
+gradually that she has no mother any more. I can't do it. But be wise
+about it, and don't let Roswitha spoil it all."
+
+Johanna stood there a moment quite stupefied, and then went up to
+Innstetten and kissed his hand.
+
+By the time she had reached the kitchen her heart was overflowing with
+pride and superiority, indeed almost with happiness. His Lordship had
+not only told her everything, he had even added the final injunction,
+"and don't let Roswitha spoil it all." That was the most important
+point. And although she had a kindly feeling and even sympathy for her
+mistress, nevertheless the thing that above all else occupied her was
+the triumph of a certain intimate relation to her gracious master.
+
+Under ordinary conditions it would have been easy for her to display
+and assert this triumph, but today it so happened that her rival,
+without having been made a confidante, was nevertheless destined to
+appear the better informed of the two. Just about at the same time as
+the above conversation was taking place the porter had called
+Roswitha into his little lodge downstairs and handed her as she
+entered a newspaper to read. "There, Roswitha, is something that will
+interest you. You can bring it back to me later. It is only the
+_Foreigners' Gazette_, but Lena has already gone out to get the _Minor
+Journal_. There will probably be more in it. They always know
+everything. Say, Roswitha, who would have thought such a thing!"
+
+Roswitha, who was ordinarily none too curious, had, however, after
+these words betaken herself as quickly as possible up the back stairs
+and had just finished reading the account when Johanna came to her.
+
+Johanna laid the letters Innstetten had given her upon the table,
+glanced over the addresses, or at least pretended to, for she knew
+very well to whom they were directed, and said with feigned composure:
+"One goes to Hohen-Cremmen."
+
+"I understand that," said Roswitha.
+
+Johanna was not a little astonished at this remark. "His Lordship does
+not write to Hohen-Cremmen ordinarily."
+
+"Oh, ordinarily? But now--Just think, the porter gave me _this_
+downstairs only a moment ago."
+
+Johanna took the paper and read in an undertone a passage marked with
+a heavy ink line: "As we learn from a well informed source, shortly
+before going to press, there occurred yesterday morning in the
+watering place Kessin, in Hither Pomerania, a duel between Department
+Chief von Innstetten of Keith St. and Major von Crampas. Major von
+Crampas fell. According to rumors, relations are said to have existed
+between him and the Department Chief's wife, who is beautiful and
+still very young."
+
+"What don't such papers write?" said Johanna, who was vexed at seeing
+her news anticipated. "Yes," said Roswitha, "and now the people will
+read this and say disgraceful things about my poor dear mistress. And
+the poor major! Now he is dead!"
+
+"Why, Roswitha, what are you thinking of anyhow? Ought he _not_ to be
+dead? Or ought our dear gracious master to be dead?"
+
+"No, Johanna, our gracious master, let him live, let everybody live. I
+am not for shooting people and can't even bear the report of the
+pistol. But take into consideration, Johanna, that was half an
+eternity ago, and the letters, which struck me as so strange the
+moment I saw them, because they had a red cord, not a ribbon, wrapped
+around them three or four times and tied--why, they were beginning to
+look quite yellow, it was so long ago. You see, we have been here now
+for over six years, and how can a man, just because of such old
+things--"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, you speak according to your understanding. If we
+examine the matter narrowly, you are to blame. It comes from the
+letters. Why did you come with the chisel and break open the sewing
+table, which is never permissible? One must never break open a lock in
+which another has turned a key."
+
+"Why, Johanna, it is really too cruel of you to say such a thing to my
+face, and you know that _you_ are to blame, and that you rushed half
+crazy into the kitchen and told me the sewing table must be opened,
+the bandage was in it, and then I came with the chisel, and now you
+say I am to blame. No, I say--"
+
+"Well, I will take it back, Roswitha. But you must not come to me and
+say: 'the poor major!' What do you mean by the 'poor major?' The poor
+major was altogether good for nothing. A man who has such a red
+moustache and twirls it all the time is never good for anything, he
+does nothing but harm. When one has always been employed in
+aristocratic homes--but you haven't been, Roswitha, that's where you
+are lacking--one knows what is fitting and proper and what honor is,
+and knows that when such a thing comes up there is no way to get
+around it, and then comes what is called a challenge and one of the
+men is shot."
+
+"Oh, I know that, too; I am not so stupid as you always try to make me
+appear. But since it happened so long ago--"
+
+"Oh, Roswitha, that everlasting 'so long ago!' It shows plainly enough
+that you don't know anything about it. You are always telling the same
+old story about your father with the red-hot tongs and how he came at
+you with them, and every time I put a red-hot heater in the iron I see
+him about to kill you on account of the child that died so long ago.
+Indeed, Roswitha, you talk about it all the time, and all there is
+left for you to do now is to tell little Annie the story, and as soon
+as little Annie has been confirmed she will be sure to hear it,
+perhaps the same day. I am grieved that you should have had all that
+experience, and yet your father was only a village blacksmith who shod
+horses and put tires on wheels, and now you come forward and expect
+our gracious master calmly to put up with all this, merely because it
+happened so long ago. What do you mean by long ago? Six years is not
+long ago. And our gracious mistress, who, by the way, is not coming
+back--his Lordship just told me so--her Ladyship is not yet twenty-six
+and her birthday is in August, and yet you come to me with the plea of
+'long ago.' If she were thirty-six, for at thirty-six, I tell you, one
+must be particularly cautious, and if his Lordship had done nothing,
+then aristocratic people would have 'cut' him. But you are not
+familiar with that word, Roswitha, you know nothing about it."
+
+"No, I know nothing about it and care less, but what I do know is that
+you are in love with his Lordship."
+
+Johanna struck up a convulsive laugh.
+
+"Well, laugh. I have noticed it for a long time. I don't put it past
+you, but fortunately his Lordship takes no note of it. The poor wife,
+the poor wife!"
+
+Johanna was anxious to declare peace. "That will do now, Roswitha. You
+are mad again, but, I know, all country girls get mad."
+
+"May be."
+
+"I am just going to post these letters now and see whether the porter
+has got the other paper. I understood you to say, didn't I, that he
+sent Lena to get one? There must be more in it; this is as good as
+nothing at all."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+
+[After Effi and Mrs. Zwicker had been in Ems for nearly three weeks
+they took breakfast one morning in the open air. The postman was late
+and Effi was impatient, as she had received no letter from Innstetten
+for four days. The coming of a pretty waitress to clear away the
+breakfast dishes started a conversation about pretty housemaids, and
+Effi spoke enthusiastically of her Johanna's unusual abundance of
+beautiful flaxen hair. This led to a discussion of painful
+experiences, in the course of which Effi admitted that she knew what
+sin meant, but she distinguished between an occasional sin and a
+habitual sin. Mrs. Zwicker was indulging in a tirade against the
+pleasure resorts and the ill-sounding names of places in the environs
+of Berlin, when the postman came. There was nothing from Innstetten,
+but a large registered letter from Hohen-Cremmen. Effi felt an
+unaccountable hesitation to open it. Overcoming this she found in the
+envelope a long letter from her mother and a package of banknotes,
+upon which her father had written with a red pencil the sum they
+represented. She leaned back in the rocking chair and began to read.
+Before she had got very far, the letter fell out of her hands and all
+the blood left her face. With an effort she picked up the letter and
+started to go to her room, asking Mrs. Zwicker to send the maid. By
+holding to the furniture as she dragged herself along she was able to
+reach her bed, where she fell in a swoon.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+
+Minutes passed. When Effi came to she got up and sat on a chair by the
+window and gazed out into the quiet street. Oh, if there had only been
+turmoil and strife outside! But there was only the sunshine on the
+macadam road and the shadows of the lattice and the trees. The feeling
+that she was alone in the world came over her with all its might. An
+hour ago she was a happy woman, the favorite of all who knew her, and
+now an outcast. She had read only the beginning of the letter, but
+enough to have the situation clearly before her. Whither? She had no
+answer to this question, and yet she was full of deep longing to
+escape from her present environment, to get away from this Zwicker
+woman, to whom the whole affair was merely "an interesting case," and
+whose sympathy, if she had any such thing in her make-up, would
+certainly not equal her curiosity.
+
+"Whither?"
+
+On the table before her lay the letter, but she lacked the courage to
+read any more of it. Finally she said: "What have I further to fear?
+What else can be said that I have not already said to myself? The man
+who was the cause of it all is dead, a return to my home is out of the
+question, in a few weeks the divorce will be decreed, and the child
+will be left with the father. Of course. I am guilty, and a guilty
+woman cannot bring up her child. Besides, wherewith? I presume I can
+make my own way. I will see what mama writes about it, how she
+pictures my life."
+
+With these words she took up the letter again to finish reading it.
+
+"--And now your future, my dear Effi. You will have to rely upon
+yourself and, so far as outward means are concerned, may count upon
+our support. You will do best to live in Berlin, for the best place to
+live such things down is a large city. There you will be one of the
+many who have robbed themselves of free air and bright sunshine. You
+will lead a lonely life. If you refuse to, you will probably have to
+step down out of your sphere. The world in which you have lived will
+be closed to you. The saddest thing for us and for you--yes, for you,
+as we know you--is that your parental home will also be closed to you.
+We can offer you no quiet place in Hohen-Cremmen, no refuge in our
+house, for it would mean the shutting off of our house from all the
+world, and we are decidedly not inclined to do that. Not because we
+are too much attached to the world or that it would seem to us
+absolutely unbearable to bid farewell to what is called 'society.' No,
+not for that reason, but simply because we stand by our colors and are
+going to declare to the whole world our--I cannot spare you the
+word--our condemnation of your actions, of the actions of our only and
+so dearly beloved child--"
+
+[Illustration: _Permission F Bruckmann A.-G., Munich_
+FRAU VON SCHLEINITZ AT HOME Adolph von Menzel]
+
+Effi could read no further. Her eyes filled with tears and after
+seeking in vain to fight them back she burst into convulsive sobs and
+wept till her pain was alleviated.
+
+Half an hour later there was a knock at the door and when Effi called:
+"Come in!" Mrs. Zwicker appeared.
+
+"May I come in?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear," said Effi, who now lay upon the sofa under a
+light covering and with her hands folded. "I am exhausted and have
+made myself as comfortable here as I could. Won't you please take a
+seat?"
+
+Mrs. Zwicker sat down where the table with the bowl of flowers would
+be between her and Effi. Effi showed no sign of embarrassment and made
+no change in her position; she did not even unfold her hands. It
+suddenly became immaterial to her what the woman thought. All she
+wanted was to get away.
+
+"You have received sad news, dear, gracious Lady?"
+
+"Worse than sad," said Effi. "At any rate sad enough to bring our
+association here quickly to an end. I must leave today."
+
+"I should not like to appear obtrusive, but has the news anything to
+do with Annie?"
+
+"No, not with Annie. The news did not come from Berlin at all, it was
+a letter from my mother. She is worried about me and I am anxious to
+divert her, or, if I can't do that, at least to be near at hand."
+
+"I appreciate that only too well, much as I lament the necessity of
+spending these last days in Ems without you. May I offer you my
+services?"
+
+Before Effi had time to answer, the pretty waitress entered and
+announced that the guests were just gathering for lunch, and everybody
+was greatly excited, for the Emperor was probably coming for three
+weeks and at the end of his stay there would be grand manoeuvres and
+the hussars from her home town would be there, too.
+
+Mrs. Zwicker discussed immediately the question, whether it would be
+worth while to stay till then, arrived at a decided answer in the
+affirmative, and then went to excuse Effi's absence from lunch.
+
+A moment later, as the waitress was about to leave, Effi said: "And
+then, Afra, when you are free, I hope you can come back to me for a
+quarter of an hour to help me pack. I am leaving by the seven o'clock
+train."
+
+"Today? Oh, your Ladyship, what a pity! Why, the beautiful days are
+just going to begin."
+
+Effi smiled.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+
+Three years had passed and for almost that length of time Effi had
+been living in a small apartment on Koeniggraetz Street--a front room
+and back room, behind which was the kitchen with a servant's bedroom,
+everything as ordinary and commonplace as possible. And yet it was an
+unusually pretty apartment, that made an agreeable impression on
+everybody who saw it, the most agreeable perhaps on old Dr.
+Rummschuettel, who called now and then and had long ago forgiven the
+poor young wife, not only for the rheumatism and neuralgia farce of
+bygone years, but also for everything else that had happened in the
+meantime--if there was any need of forgiveness on his part,
+considering the very different cases he knew about. He was now far
+along in the seventies, but whenever Effi, who had been ailing
+considerably for some time, wrote a letter asking him to call, he came
+the following forenoon and would not listen to any excuses for the
+number of steps he had to climb. "No excuse, please, dear, most
+gracious Lady; for in the first place it is my calling, and in the
+second I am happy and almost proud that I am still able to climb the
+three flights so well. If I were not afraid of inconveniencing
+you,--since, after all, I come as a physician and not as a friend of
+nature or a landscape enthusiast,--I should probably come oftener,
+merely to see you and sit down for a few minutes at your back window.
+I don't believe you fully appreciate the view."
+
+"Oh, yes I do," said Effi; but Rummschuettel, not allowing himself to
+be interrupted, continued: "Please, most gracious Lady, step here just
+for a moment, or allow me to escort you to the window. Simply
+magnificent again today! Just see the various railroad embankments,
+three, no, four, and how the trains glide back and forth continually,
+and now that train yonder disappears again behind a group of trees.
+Really magnificent! And how the sun shines through the white smoke! If
+St. Matthew's Churchyard were not immediately behind it it would be
+ideal."
+
+"I like to look at churchyards."
+
+"Yes, you dare say that. But how about us? We physicians are
+unavoidably confronted with the question, might there, perhaps, not
+have been some fewer graves here? However, most gracious Lady, I am
+satisfied with you and my only complaint is that you will not listen
+to anything about Ems. For your catarrhal affections--"
+
+Effi remained silent.
+
+"Ems would work miracles. But as you don't care to go there--and I
+understand your reasons--drink the water here. In three minutes you
+can be in the Prince Albrecht Garden, and even if the music and the
+costumes and all the diversions of a regular watering-place promenade
+are lacking, the water itself, you know, is the important thing."
+
+Effi was agreed, and Rummschuettel took his hat and cane, but stepped
+once more to the window. "I hear people talking about a plan to
+terrace the Hill of the Holy Cross. God bless the city government!
+Once that bare spot yonder is greener--A charming apartment! I could
+almost envy you--By the way, gracious Lady, I have been wanting for a
+long time to say to you, you always write me such a lovely letter.
+Well, who wouldn't enjoy that? But it requires an effort each time.
+Just send Roswitha for me."
+
+"Just send Roswitha for me," Rummschuettel had said. Why, was Roswitha
+at Effi's? Instead of being on Keith Street was she on Koeniggraetz
+Street? Certainly she was, and had been for a long time, just as long
+as Effi herself had been living on Koeniggraetz Street. Three days
+before they moved Roswitha had gone to see her dear mistress and that
+was a great day for both of them, so great that we must go back and
+tell about it.
+
+The day that the letter of renunciation came from Hohen-Cremmen and
+Effi returned from Ems to Berlin she did not take a separate apartment
+at once, but tried living in a boarding house, which suited her
+tolerably well. The two women who kept the boarding house were
+educated and considerate and had long ago ceased to be inquisitive.
+Such a variety of people met there that it would have been too much of
+an undertaking to pry into the secrets of each individual. Such things
+only interfered with business. Effi, who still remembered the
+cross-questionings to which the eyes of Mrs. Zwicker had subjected
+her, was very agreeably impressed with the reserve of the boarding
+house keepers. But after two weeks had passed she felt plainly that
+she could not well endure the prevailing atmosphere of the place,
+either the physical or the moral. There were usually seven persons at
+the table. Beside Effi and one of the landladies--the other looked
+after the kitchen--there were two Englishwomen, who were attending the
+university, a noblewoman from Saxony, a very pretty Galician Jewess,
+whose real occupation nobody knew, and a precentor's daughter from
+Polzin in Pomerania, who wished to become a painter. That was a bad
+combination, and the attempts of each to show her superiority to the
+others were unrefreshing. Remarkable to relate, the Englishwomen were
+not absolutely the worst offenders, but competed for the palm with the
+girl from Polzin, who was filled with the highest regard for her
+mission as a painter. Nevertheless Effi, who assumed a passive
+attitude, could have withstood the pressure of this intellectual
+atmosphere if it had not been combined with the air of the boarding
+house, speaking from a purely physical and objective point of view.
+What this air was actually composed of was perhaps beyond the
+possibility of determination, but that it took away sensitive Effi's
+breath was only too certain, and she saw herself compelled for this
+external reason to go out in search of other rooms, which she found
+comparatively near by, in the above-described apartment on Koeniggraetz
+St. She was to move in at the beginning of the autumn quarter, had
+made the necessary purchases, and during the last days of September
+counted the hours till her liberation from the boarding house. On one
+of these last days, a quarter of an hour after she had retired from
+the dining room, planning to enjoy a rest on a sea grass sofa covered
+with some large-figured woolen material, there was a gentle rap at her
+door.
+
+"Come in!"
+
+One of the housemaids, a sickly looking person in the middle thirties,
+who by virtue of always being in the hall of the boarding house
+carried the atmosphere stored there with her everywhere, in her
+wrinkles, entered the room and said: "I beg your pardon, gracious
+Lady, but somebody wishes to speak to you."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"A woman."
+
+"Did she tell you her name?"
+
+"Yes. Roswitha."
+
+Before Effi had hardly heard this name she shook off her drowsiness,
+sprang up, ran out into the corridor, grasped Roswitha by both hands
+and drew her into her room.
+
+"Roswitha! You! Oh, what joy! What do you bring? Something good, of
+course. Such a good old face can bring only good things. Oh, how happy
+I am! I could give a kiss. I should not have thought such joy could
+ever come to me again. You good old soul, how are you anyhow? Do you
+still remember how the ghost of the Chinaman used to stalk about?
+Those were happy times. I thought then they were unhappy, because I
+did not yet know the hardness of life. Since then I have come to know
+it. Oh, there are far worse things than ghosts. Come, my good
+Roswitha, come, sit down by me and tell me--Oh, I have such a longing.
+How is Annie?"
+
+Roswitha was unable to speak, and so she let her eyes wander around
+the strange room, whose gray and dusty-looking walls were bordered
+with narrow gilt molding. Finally she found herself and said that his
+Lordship was back from Glatz. That the old Emperor had said, "six
+weeks were quite sufficient (imprisonment) in such a case," and she
+had only waited for his Lordship's return, on Annie's account, who had
+to have some supervision. Johanna was no doubt a proper person, but
+she was still too pretty and too much occupied with herself, and God
+only knows what all she was thinking about. But now that his Lordship
+could again keep an eye on Annie and see that everything was right,
+she herself wanted to try to find out how her Ladyship was getting on.
+
+"That is right, Roswitha."
+
+"And I wanted to see whether your Ladyship lacked anything, and
+whether you might need me. If so I would stay right here and pitch in
+and do everything and see to it that your Ladyship was getting on well
+again."
+
+Effi had been leaning back in the corner of the sofa with her eyes
+closed, but suddenly she sat up and said: "Yes, Roswitha, what you
+were saying there is an idea, there is something in it. For I must
+tell you that I am not going to stay in this boarding house. I have
+rented an apartment farther down the street and have bought furniture,
+and in three more days I shall move in. And if, when I arrive there, I
+could say to you: 'No, Roswitha, not there, the wardrobe must stand
+here and the mirror there,' why, that would be worth while, and I
+should like it. Then when we got tired of all the drudgery I should
+say: 'Now, Roswitha, go over there and get us a decanter of Munich
+beer, for when one has been working one is thirsty for a drink, and,
+if you can, bring us also something good from the Habsburg Restaurant.
+You can return the dishes later.' Yes, Roswitha, when I think of that
+it makes my heart feel a great deal lighter. But I must ask you
+whether you have thought it all over? I will not speak of Annie, to
+whom you are so attached, for she is almost your own child;
+nevertheless Annie will be provided for, and Johanna is also attached
+to her, you know. So leave her out of the consideration. But if you
+want to come to me remember how everything has changed. I am no longer
+as I used to be. I have now taken a very small apartment, and the
+porter will doubtless pay but little attention to you and me. We shall
+have to be very economical, always have what we used to call our
+Thursday meal, because that was cleaning day. Do you remember? And do
+you remember how good Mr. Gieshuebler once came in and was urged to sit
+down with us, and how he said he had never eaten such a delicate dish?
+You probably remember he was always so frightfully polite, but really
+he was the only human being in the city who was a connoisseur in
+matters of eating. The others called everything fine."
+
+Roswitha was enjoying every word and could already see everything
+running smoothly, when Effi again said: "Have you considered all this?
+For, while it is my own household, I must not overlook the fact that
+you have been spoiled these many years, and formerly no questions were
+ever asked, for we did not need to be saving; but now I must be
+saving, for I am poor and have only what is given me, you know,
+remittances from Hohen-Cremmen. My parents are very good to me, so far
+as they are able, but they are not rich. And now tell me what you
+think."
+
+"That I shall come marching along with my trunk next Saturday, not in
+the evening, but early in the morning, and that I shall be there when
+the settling process begins. For I can take hold quite differently
+from your Ladyship."
+
+"Don't say that, Roswitha. I can work too. One can do anything when
+obliged to."
+
+"And then your Ladyship doesn't need to worry about me, as though I
+might think: 'that is not good enough for Roswitha.' For Roswitha
+anything is good that she has to share with your Ladyship, and most to
+her liking would be something sad. Yes, I look forward to that with
+real pleasure. Your Ladyship shall see I know what sadness is. Even if
+I didn't know, I should soon find out. I have not forgotten how I was
+sitting there in the churchyard, all alone in the world, thinking to
+myself it would probably be better if I were lying there in a row with
+the others. Who came along? Who saved my life? Oh, I have had so much
+to endure. That day when my father came at me with the red-hot
+tongs--"
+
+"I remember, Roswitha."
+
+"Well, that was bad enough. But when I sat there in the churchyard, so
+completely poverty stricken and forsaken, that was worse still. Then
+your Ladyship came. I hope I shall never go to heaven if I forget
+that."
+
+As she said this she arose and went toward the window. "Oh, your
+Ladyship must see _him_ too."
+
+Effi stepped to the window. Over on the other side of the street sat
+Rollo, looking up at the windows of the boarding house.
+
+A few days later Effi, with the aid of Roswitha, moved into the
+apartment on Koeniggraetz St., and liked it there from the beginning.
+To be sure, there was no society, but during her boarding house days
+she had derived so little pleasure from intercourse with people that
+it was not hard for her to be alone, at least not in the beginning.
+With Roswitha it was impossible, of course, to carry on an esthetic
+conversation, or even to discuss what was in the paper, but when it
+was simply a question of things human and Effi began her sentence
+with, "Oh, Roswitha, I am again afraid," then the faithful soul always
+had a good answer ready, always comfort and usually advice.
+
+Until Christmas they got on excellently, but Christmas eve was rather
+sad and when New Year's Day came Effi began to grow quite melancholy.
+It was not cold, only grizzly and rainy, and if the days were short,
+the evenings were so much the longer. What was she to do! She read,
+she embroidered, she played solitaire, she played Chopin, but
+nocturnes were not calculated to bring much light into her life, and
+when Roswitha came with the tea tray and placed on the table, beside
+the tea service, two small plates with an egg and a Vienna cutlet
+carved in small slices, Effi said, as she closed the piano: "Move up,
+Roswitha. Keep me company."
+
+Roswitha joined her. "I know, your Ladyship has been playing too much
+again. Your Ladyship always looks like that and has red spots. The
+doctor forbade it, didn't he?"
+
+"Ah, Roswitha, it is easy for the doctor to forbid, and also easy for
+you to repeat everything he says. But what shall I do? I can't sit all
+day long at the window and look over toward Christ's Church. Sundays,
+during the evening service, when the windows are lighted up, I always
+look over that way; but it does me no good, it always makes my heart
+feel heavier."
+
+"Well, then, your Ladyship ought to go to church. Your Ladyship has
+been there once."
+
+"Oh, many a time. But I have derived little benefit from it. He
+preaches quite well and is a very wise man, and I should be happy if I
+knew the hundredth part of it all. But it seems as though I were
+merely reading a book. Then when he speaks so loud and saws the air
+and shakes his long black locks I am drawn, entirely out of my
+attitude of worship."
+
+"Out of?"
+
+Effi laughed. "You think I hadn't yet got into such an attitude. That
+is probably true. But whose fault is it? Certainly not mine. He always
+talks so much about the Old Testament. Even if that is very good it
+doesn't edify me. Anyhow, this everlasting listening is not the right
+thing. You see, I ought to have so much to do that I should not know
+whither to turn. That would suit me. Now there are societies where
+young girls learn housekeeping, or sewing, or to be kindergarten
+teachers. Have you ever heard of these?"
+
+"Yes, I once heard of them. Once upon a time little Annie was to go to
+a kindergarten."
+
+"Now you see, you know better than I do. I should like to join some
+such society where I can make myself useful. But it is not to be
+thought of. The women in charge wouldn't take me, they couldn't. That
+is the most terrible thing of all, that the world is so closed to one,
+that it even forbids one to take a part in charitable work. I can't
+even give poor children a lesson after hours to help them catch up."
+
+"That would not do for your Ladyship. The children always have such
+greasy shoes on, and in wet weather there is so much steam and smoke,
+your Ladyship could never stand it."
+
+Effi smiled. "You are probably right, Roswitha, but it is a bad sign
+that you should be right, and it shows me that I still have too much
+of the old Effi in me and that I am still too well off."
+
+Roswitha would not agree to that. "Anybody as good as your Ladyship
+can't be too well off. Now you must not always play such sad music.
+Sometimes I think all will be well yet, something will surely turn
+up."
+
+And something did turn up. Effi desired to become a painter, in spite
+of the precentor's daughter from Polzin, whose conceit as an artist
+she still remembered as exceedingly disagreeable. Although she laughed
+about the plan herself, because she was conscious she could never
+rise above the lowest grade of dilettantism, nevertheless she went at
+her work with zest, because she at last had an occupation and that,
+too, one after her own heart, because it was quiet and peaceful. She
+applied for instruction to a very old professor of painting, who was
+well-informed concerning the Brandenburgian aristocracy, and was, at
+the same time, very pious, so that Effi seemed to be his heart's
+delight from the outset. He probably thought, here was a soul to be
+saved, and so he received her with extraordinary friendliness, as
+though she had been his daughter. This made Effi very happy, and the
+day of her first painting lesson marked for her a turning point toward
+the good. Her poor life was now no longer so poor, and Roswitha was
+triumphant when she saw that she had been right and something had
+turned up after all.
+
+Thus things went on for considerably over a year. Coming again in
+contact with people made Effi happy, but it also created within her
+the desire to renew and extend associations. Longing for Hohen-Cremmen
+came over her at times with the force of a true passion, and she
+longed still more passionately to see Annie. After all she was her
+child, and when she began to turn this thought over in her mind and,
+at the same time, recalled what Miss Trippelli had once said, to wit:
+"The world is so small that one could be certain of coming suddenly
+upon some old acquaintance in Central Africa," she had a reason for
+being surprised that she had never met Annie. But the time finally
+arrived when a change was to occur. She was coming from her painting
+lesson, close by the Zoological Garden, and near the station stepped
+into a horse car. It was very hot and it did her good to see the
+lowered curtains blown out and back by the strong current of air
+passing through the car. She leaned back in the corner toward the
+front platform and was studying several pictures of blue tufted and
+tasseled sofas on a stained window pane, when the car began to move
+more slowly and she saw three school children spring up with school
+bags on their backs and little pointed hats on their heads. Two of
+them were blonde and merry, the third brunette and serious. This one
+was Annie. Effi was badly startled, and the thought of a meeting with
+the child, for which she had so often longed, filled her now with
+deadly fright. What was to be done? With quick determination she
+opened the door to the front platform, on which nobody was standing
+but the driver, whom she asked to let her get off in front at the next
+station. "It is forbidden, young lady," said the driver. But she gave
+him a coin and looked at him so appealingly that the good-natured man
+changed his mind and mumbled to himself: "I really am not supposed to,
+but perhaps once will not matter." When the car stopped he took out
+the lattice and Effi sprang off.
+
+She was still greatly excited when she reached the house.
+
+"Just think, Roswitha, I have seen Annie." Then she told of the
+meeting in the tram car. Roswitha was displeased that the mother and
+daughter had not been rejoiced to see each other again, and was very
+hard to convince that it would not have looked well in the presence of
+so many people. Then Effi had to tell how Annie looked and when she
+had done so with motherly pride Roswitha said: "Yes, she is what one
+might call half and half. Her pretty features and, if I may be
+permitted to say it, her strange look she gets from her mother, but
+her seriousness is exactly her father. When I come to think about it,
+she is more like his Lordship."
+
+"Thank God!" said Effi.
+
+"Now, your Ladyship, there is some question about that. No doubt there
+is many a person who would take the side of the mother."
+
+"Do you think so, Roswitha? I don't."
+
+"Oh, oh, I am not so easily fooled, and I think your Ladyship knows
+very well, too, how matters really stand and what the men like best."
+
+"Oh, don't speak of that, Roswitha."
+
+The conversation ended here and was never afterward resumed. But even
+though Effi avoided speaking to Roswitha about Annie, down deep in her
+heart she was unable to get over that meeting and suffered from the
+thought of having fled from her own child. It troubled her till she
+was ashamed, and her desire to meet Annie grew till it became
+pathological. It was not possible to write to Innstetten and ask his
+permission. She was fully conscious of her guilt, indeed she nurtured
+the sense of it with almost zealous care; but, on the other hand, at
+the same time that she was conscious of guilt, she was also filled
+with a certain spirit of rebellion against Innstetten. She said to
+herself, he was right, again and again, and yet in the end he was
+wrong. All had happened so long before, a new life had begun--he might
+have let it die; instead poor Crampas died.
+
+No, it would not do to write to Innstetten; but she wanted to see
+Annie and speak to her and press her to her heart, and after she had
+thought it over for days she was firmly convinced as to the best way
+to go about it.
+
+The very next morning she carefully put on a decent black dress and
+set out for Unter den Linden to call on the minister's wife. She sent
+in her card with nothing on it but "Effi von Innstetten, _nee_ von
+Briest." Everything else was left off, even "Baroness." When the man
+servant returned and said, "Her Excellency begs you to enter," Effi
+followed him into an anteroom, where she sat down and, in spite of her
+excitement, looked at the pictures on the walls. First of all there
+was Guido Reni's _Aurora_, while opposite it hung English etchings of
+pictures by Benjamin West, made by the well known aquatint process.
+One of the pictures was King Lear in the storm on the heath.
+
+Effi had hardly finished looking at the pictures when the door of the
+adjoining room opened and a tall slender woman of unmistakably
+prepossessing appearance stepped toward the one who had come to
+request a favor of her and held out her hand. "My dear most gracious
+Lady," she said, "what a pleasure it is for me to see you again." As
+she said this she walked toward the sofa and sat down, drawing Effi to
+a seat beside her.
+
+Effi was touched by the goodness of heart revealed in every word and
+movement. Not a trace of haughtiness or reproach, only beautiful human
+sympathy. "In what way can I be of service to you?" asked the
+minister's wife.
+
+Effi's lips quivered. Finally she said: "The thing that brings me here
+is a request, the fulfillment of which your Excellency may perhaps
+make possible. I have a ten-year-old daughter whom I have not seen for
+three years and should like to see again."
+
+The minister's wife took Effi's hand and looked at her in a friendly
+way.
+
+"When I say, 'not seen for three years,' that is not quite right.
+Three days ago I saw her again." Then Effi described with great
+vividness how she had met Annie. "Fleeing from my own child. I know
+very well that as we sow we shall reap and I do not wish to change
+anything in my life. It is all right as it is, and I have not wished
+to have it otherwise. But this separation from my child is really too
+hard and I have a desire to be permitted to see her now and then, not
+secretly and clandestinely, but with the knowledge and consent of all
+concerned."
+
+"With the knowledge and consent of all concerned," repeated the
+minister's wife. "So that means with the consent of your husband. I
+see that his bringing up of the child is calculated to estrange her
+from her mother, a method which I do not feel at liberty to judge.
+Perhaps he is right. Pardon me for this remark, gracious Lady."
+
+Effi nodded.
+
+"You yourself appreciate the attitude of your husband, and your only
+desire is that proper respect be shown to a natural impulse, indeed, I
+may say, the most beautiful of our impulses, at least we women all
+think so. Am I right?"
+
+"In every particular."
+
+"So you want me to secure permission for occasional meetings, in your
+home, where you can attempt to win back the heart of your child."
+
+Effi expressed again her acquiescence, and the minister's wife
+continued: "Then, most gracious Lady, I shall do what I can. But we
+shall not have an easy task. Your husband--pardon me for calling him
+by that name now as before--is a man who is not governed by moods and
+fancies, but by principles, and it will be hard for him to discard
+them or even give them up temporarily. Otherwise he would have begun
+long ago to pursue a different method of action and education. What to
+your heart seems hard he considers right."
+
+"Then your Excellency thinks, perhaps, it would be better to take back
+my request!"
+
+"Oh, no. I wished only to explain the actions of your husband, not to
+say justify them, and wished at the same time to indicate the
+difficulties we shall in all probability encounter. But I think we
+shall overcome them nevertheless. We women are able to accomplish a
+great many things if we go about them wisely and do not make too great
+pretensions. Besides, your husband is one of my special admirers and
+he cannot well refuse to grant what I request of him. Tomorrow we have
+a little circle meeting at which I shall see him and the day after
+tomorrow morning you will receive a few lines from me telling you
+whether or not I have approached him wisely, that is to say,
+successfully. I think we shall come off victorious, and you will see
+your child again and enjoy her. She is said to be a very pretty girl.
+No wonder."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+
+Two days later the promised lines arrived and Effi read: "I am glad,
+dear gracious Lady, to be able to give you good news. Everything
+turned out as desired. Your husband is too much a man of the world to
+refuse a Lady a request that she makes of him. But I must not keep
+from you the fact that I saw plainly his consent was not in accord
+with what he considers wise and right. But let us not pick faults
+where we ought to be glad. We have arranged that Annie is to come some
+time on Monday and may good fortune attend your meeting."
+
+It was on the postman's second round that Effi received these lines
+and it would presumably be less than two hours till Annie appeared.
+That was a short time and yet too long. Effi walked restlessly about
+the two rooms and then back to the kitchen, where she talked with
+Roswitha about everything imaginable: about the ivy over on Christ's
+Church and the probability that next year the windows would be
+entirely overgrown; about the porter, who had again turned off the gas
+so poorly that they were likely to be blown up; and about buying their
+lamp oil again at the large lamp store on Unter den Linden instead of
+on Anhalt St. She talked about everything imaginable, except Annie,
+because she wished to keep down the fear lurking in her soul, in spite
+of the letter from the minister's wife, or perhaps because of it.
+
+Finally, at noon, the bell was rung timidly and Roswitha went to look
+through the peephole. Surely enough, it was Annie. Roswitha gave the
+child a kiss, but said nothing, and then led her very quietly, as
+though some one were ill in the house, from the corridor into the back
+room and then to the door opening into the front room.
+
+"Go in there, Annie." With these words she left the child and returned
+to the kitchen, for she did not wish to be in the way.
+
+Effi was standing at the other end of the room with her back against
+the post of the mirror when the child entered. "Annie!" But Annie
+stood still by the half opened door, partly out of embarrassment, but
+partly on purpose. Effi rushed to her, lifted her up, and kissed her.
+
+"Annie, my sweet child, how glad I am! Come, tell me." She took Annie
+by the hand and went toward the sofa to sit down. Annie stood and
+looked shyly at her mother, at the same time reaching her left hand
+toward the corner of the table cloth, hanging down near her. "Did you
+know, Annie, that I saw you one day?"
+
+"Yes, I thought you did."
+
+"Now tell me a great deal. How tall you have grown! And that is the
+scar there. Roswitha told me about it. You were always so wild and
+hoidenish in your playing. You get that from your mother. She was the
+same way. And at school? I fancy you are always at the head, you look
+to me as though you ought to be a model pupil and always bring home
+the best marks. I have heard also that Miss von Wedelstaedt praises
+you. That is right. I was likewise ambitious, but I had no such good
+school. Mythology was always my best study. In what are you best?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+"Oh, you know well enough. Pupils always know that. In what do you
+have the best marks?"
+
+"In religion."
+
+"Now, you see, you do know after all. Well, that is very fine. I was
+not so good in it, but it was probably due to the instruction. We had
+only a young man licensed to preach."
+
+"We had, too."
+
+"Has he gone away?"
+
+Annie nodded.
+
+"Why did he leave?"
+
+"I don't know. Now we have the preacher again."
+
+"And you all love him dearly?"
+
+"Yes, and two of the girls in the highest class are going to change
+their religion."
+
+"Oh, I understand; that is fine. And how is Johanna?"
+
+"Johanna brought me to the door of the house."
+
+"Why didn't you bring her up with you?"
+
+"She said she would rather stay downstairs and wait over at the
+church."
+
+"And you are to meet her there?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, I hope she will not get impatient. There is a little front yard
+over there and the windows are half overgrown with ivy, as though it
+were an old church."
+
+"But I should not like to keep her waiting."
+
+"Oh, I see, you are very considerate, and I presume I ought to be glad
+of it. We need only to make the proper division of the time--Tell me
+now how Rollo is."
+
+"Rollo is very well, but papa says he is getting so lazy. He lies in
+the sun all the time."
+
+"That I can readily believe. He was that way when you were quite
+small. And now, Annie, today we have just seen each other, you know;
+will you visit me often?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"We can take a walk in the Prince Albrecht Garden."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+"Or we may go to Schilling's and eat ice cream, pineapple or vanilla
+ice cream. I always liked vanilla best."
+
+"Oh, certainly, if I am allowed to."
+
+At this third "if I am allowed to" the measure was full. Effi sprang
+up and flashed the child a look of indignation.
+
+"I believe it is high time you were going, Annie. Otherwise Johanna
+will get impatient." She rang the bell and Roswitha, who was in the
+next room, entered immediately. "Roswitha, take Annie over to the
+church. Johanna is waiting there. I hope she has not taken cold. I
+should be sorry. Remember me to Johanna."
+
+The two went out.
+
+Hardly had Roswitha closed the door behind her when Effi tore open her
+dress, because she was threatened with suffocation, and fell to
+laughing convulsively. "So that is the way it goes to meet after a
+long separation." She rushed forward, opened the window and looked for
+something to support her. In the distress of her heart she found it.
+There beside the window was a bookshelf with a few volumes of Schiller
+and Koerner on it, and on top of the volumes of poems, which were of
+equal height, lay a Bible and a songbook. She reached for them,
+because she had to have something before which she could kneel down
+and pray. She laid both Bible and songbook on the edge of the table
+where Annie had been standing, and threw herself violently down before
+them and spoke in a half audible tone: "O God in Heaven, forgive me
+what I have done. I was a child--No, no, I was not a child, I was old
+enough to know what I was doing. I _did_ know, too, and I will not
+minimize my guilt. But this is too much. This action of the child is
+not the work of my God who would punish me, it is the work of _him_,
+and _him_ alone. I thought he had a noble heart and have always felt
+small beside him, but now I know that it is he who is small. And
+because he is small he is cruel. Everything that is small is cruel.
+_He_ taught the child to say that. He always was a school-master,
+Crampas called him one, scoffingly at the time, but he was right. 'Oh,
+certainly if I am allowed to!' You don't _have_ to be allowed to. I
+don't want you any more, I hate you both, even my own child. Too much
+is too much. He was ambitious, but nothing more. Honor, honor, honor.
+And then he shot the poor fellow whom I never even loved and whom I
+had forgotten, because I didn't love him. It was all stupidity in the
+first place, but then came blood and murder, with me to blame. And now
+he sends me the child, because he cannot refuse a minister's wife
+anything, and before he sends the child he trains it like a parrot and
+teaches it the phrase, 'if I am allowed to.' I am disgusted at what I
+did; but the thing that disgusts me most is your virtue. Away with
+you! I must live, but I doubt if it will be long."
+
+When Roswitha came back Effi lay on the floor seemingly lifeless, with
+her face turned away.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+
+Rummschuettel was called and pronounced Effi's condition serious. He
+saw that the hectic flush he had noticed for over a year was more
+pronounced than ever, and, what was worse, she showed the first
+symptoms of nervous fever. But his quiet, friendly manner, to which he
+added a dash of humor, did Effi good, and she was calm so long as
+Rummschuettel was with her. When he left, Roswitha accompanied him as
+far as the outer hall and said: "My, how I am scared, Sir Councillor;
+if it ever comes back, and it may--oh, I shall never have another
+quiet hour. But it was too, too much, the way the child acted. Her
+poor Ladyship! And still so young; at her age many are only beginning
+life."
+
+"Don't worry, Roswitha. It may all come right again. But she must get
+away. We will see to that. Different air, different people."
+
+Two days later there arrived in Hohen-Cremmen a letter which ran:
+"Most gracious Lady: My long-standing friendly relations to the houses
+of Briest and Belling, and above all the hearty love I cherish for
+your daughter, will justify these lines. Things cannot go on any
+longer as they are. Unless something is done to rescue your daughter
+from the loneliness and sorrow of the life she has been leading for
+years she will soon pine away. She always had a tendency to
+consumption, for which reason I sent her to Ems years ago. This old
+trouble is now aggravated by a new one; her nerves are giving out.
+Nothing but a change of air can check this. But whither shall I send
+her? It would not be hard to make a proper choice among the watering
+places of Silesia. Salzbrunn is good, and Reinerz still better, on
+account of the nervous complication. But no place except Hohen-Cremmen
+will do. For, most gracious Lady, air alone cannot restore your
+daughter's health. She is pining away because she has nobody but
+Roswitha. The fidelity of a servant is beautiful, but parental love is
+better. Pardon an old man for meddling in affairs that lie outside of
+his calling as a physician. No, not outside, either, for after all it
+is the physician who is here speaking and making demands--pardon the
+word--in accordance with his duty. I have seen so much of life--But
+enough on this topic. With kindest regards to your husband, your
+humble servant, Dr. Rummschuettel."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had read the letter to her husband. They were sitting
+on the shady tile walk, with their backs to the drawing room and
+facing the circular bed and the sundial. The wild grapevine twining
+around the windows was rustling gently in the breeze and over the
+water a few dragon-flies were hovering in the bright sunshine.
+
+Briest sat speechless, drumming on the tea-tray.
+
+"Please don't drum, I had rather you would talk."
+
+"Ah, Luise, what shall I say? My drumming says quite enough. You have
+known for over a year what I think about it. At the time when
+Innstetten's letter came, a flash from a clear sky, I was of your
+opinion. But that was half an eternity ago. Am I to play the grand
+inquisitor till the end of my days? I tell you, I have had my fill of
+it for a long time."
+
+"Don't reproach me, Briest. I love her as much as you, perhaps more;
+each in his own way. But it is not our only purpose in life to be weak
+and affectionate and to tolerate things that are contrary to the law
+and the commandments, things that men condemn, and in the present
+instance rightly."
+
+"Hold on! One thing comes first."
+
+"Of course, one thing comes first; but what is the one thing?"
+
+"The love of parents for their children, especially when they have
+only one child."
+
+"Then good-by catechism, morality, and the claims of 'society.'"
+
+"Ah, Luise, talk to me about the catechism as much as you like, but
+don't speak to me about 'society.'"
+
+"It is very hard to get along without 'society."'
+
+"Also without a child. Believe me, Luise,'society' can shut one eye
+when it sees fit. Here is where I stand in the matter: If the people
+of Rathenow come, all right, if they don't come, all right too. I am
+simply going to telegraph: 'Effi, come.' Are you agreed?"
+
+She got up and kissed him on the forehead. "Of course I am. Only you
+must not find fault with me. An easy step it is not, and from now on
+our life will be different."
+
+"I can stand it. There is a good rape crop and in the autumn I can
+hunt an occasional hare. I still have a taste for red wine, and it
+will taste even better when we have the child back in the house. Now I
+am going to send the telegram."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Effi had been in Hohen-Cremmen for over six months. She occupied the
+two rooms on the second floor which she had formerly had when there
+for a visit. The larger one was furnished for her personally, and
+Roswitha slept in the other. What Rummschuettel had expected from this
+sojourn and the good that went with it, was realized, so far as it
+could be realized. The coughing diminished, the bitter expression that
+had robbed Effi's unusually kind face of a good part of its charm
+disappeared, and there came days when she could laugh again. About
+Kessin and everything back there little was said, with the single
+exception of Mrs. von Padden--and Gieshuebler, of course, for whom old
+Mr. von Briest had a very tender spot in his heart. "This Alonzo, this
+fastidious Spaniard, who harbors a Mirambo and brings up a
+Trippelli--well, he must be a genius, and you can't make me believe
+he isn't." Then Effi had to yield and act for him the part of
+Gieshuebler, with hat in hand and endless bows of politeness. By virtue
+of her peculiar talent for mimicry, she could do the bows very well,
+although it went against the grain, because she always felt that it
+was an injustice to the dear good man.--They never talked about
+Innstetten and Annie, but it was settled that Annie was to inherit
+Hohen-Cremmen.
+
+Effi took a new lease on life, and her mother, who in true womanly
+fashion was not altogether averse to regarding the affair, painful
+though it was, as merely an interesting case, vied with her father in
+expressions of love and devotion.
+
+"Such a good winter we have not had for a long time," said Briest.
+Then Effi arose from her seat and stroked back the sparse hairs from
+his forehead. But beautiful as everything seemed from the point of
+view of Effi's health, it was all illusion, for in reality the disease
+was gaining ground and quietly consuming her vitality. Effi again
+wore, as on the day of her betrothal to Innstetten, a blue and white
+striped smock with a loose belt, and when she walked up to her parents
+with a quick elastic step, to bid them good morning, they looked at
+each other with joyful surprise--with joyful surprise and yet at the
+same time with sadness, for they could not fail to see that it was not
+the freshness of youth, but a transformation, that gave her slender
+form and beaming eyes this peculiar appearance. All who observed her
+closely saw this, but Effi herself did not. Her whole attention was
+engaged by the happy feeling at being back in this place, to her so
+charmingly peaceful, and living reconciled with those whom she had
+always loved and who had always loved her, even during the years of
+her misery and exile.
+
+She busied herself with all sorts of things about the home and
+attended to the decorations and little improvements in the household.
+Her appreciation of the beautiful enabled her always to make the right
+choice. Reading and, above all, study of the arts she had given up
+entirely. "I have had so much of it that I am happy to be able to lay
+my hands in my lap." Besides, it doubtless reminded her too much of
+her days of sadness. She cultivated instead the art of contemplating
+nature with calmness and delight, and when the leaves fell from the
+plane trees, or the sunbeams glistened on the ice of the little pond,
+or the first crocuses blossomed in the circular plot, still half in
+the grip of winter--it did her good, and she could gaze on all these
+things for hours, forgetting what life had denied her, or, to be more
+accurate, what she had robbed herself of.
+
+Callers were not altogether a minus quantity, not everybody shunned
+her; but her chief associates were the families at the schoolhouse and
+the parsonage.
+
+It made little difference that the Jahnke daughters had left home;
+there could have been no very cordial friendship with them anyhow. But
+she found a better friend than ever in old Mr. Jahnke himself, who
+considered not only all of Swedish Pomerania, but also the Kessin
+region as Scandinavian outposts, and was always asking questions about
+them. "Why, Jahnke, we had a steamer, and, as I wrote to you, I
+believe, or may perhaps have told you, I came very near going over to
+Wisby. Just think, I almost went to Wisby. It is comical, but I can
+say 'almost' with reference to many things in my life."
+
+"A pity, a pity," said Jahnke.
+
+"Yes, indeed, a pity. But I actually did make a tour of Ruegen. You
+would have enjoyed that, Jahnke. Just think, Arcona with its great
+camping place of the Wends, that is said still to be visible. I myself
+did not go there, but not very far away is the Hertha Lake with white
+and yellow water lilies. The place made one think a great deal of your
+Hertha."
+
+"Yes, yes, Hertha. But you were about to speak of the Hertha Lake."
+
+"Yes, I was. And just think, Jahnke, close by the lake stood two large
+shining sacrificial stones, with the grooves still showing, in which
+the blood used to run off. Ever since then I have had an aversion for
+the Wends."
+
+"Oh, pardon me, gracious Lady, but they were not Wends. The legends of
+the sacrificial stones and the Hertha Lake go back much, much farther,
+clear back before the birth of Christ. They were the pure Germans,
+from whom we are all descended."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi, "from whom we are all descended, the
+Jahnkes certainly, and perhaps the Briests, too."
+
+Then she dropped the subject of Ruegen and the Hertha Lake and asked
+about his grandchildren and which of them he liked best, Bertha's or
+Hertha's.
+
+Indeed Effi was on a very friendly footing with Jahnke. But in spite
+of his intimate relation to Hertha Lake, Scandinavia, and Wisby, he
+was only a simple man and so the lonely young woman could not fail to
+value her chats with Niemeyer much higher. In the autumn, so long as
+promenades in the park were possible, she had an abundance of such
+chats, but with the beginning of winter came an interruption for
+several months, because she did not like to go to the parsonage. Mrs.
+Niemeyer had always been a very disagreeable woman, but she pitched
+her voice higher than ever now, in spite of the fact that in the
+opinion of the parish she herself was not altogether above reproach.
+
+The situation remained the same throughout the winter, much to Effi's
+sorrow. But at the beginning of April when the bushes showed a fringe
+of green and the park paths dried off, the walks were resumed.
+
+Once when they were sauntering along they heard a cuckoo in the
+distance, and Effi began to count to see how many times it called. She
+was leaning on Niemeyer's arm. Suddenly she said: "The cuckoo is
+calling yonder, but I don't want to consult him about the length of my
+life. Tell me, friend, what do you think of life?"
+
+"Ah, dear Effi, you must not lay such doctors' questions before me.
+You must apply to a philosopher or offer a prize to a faculty. What do
+I think of life? Much and little. Sometimes it is very much and
+sometimes very little."
+
+"That is right, friend, I like that; I don't need to know anymore." As
+she said this they came to the swing. She sprang into it as nimbly as
+in her earliest girlhood days, and before the old man, who watched
+her, could recover from his fright, she crouched down between the two
+ropes and set the swing board in motion by a skillful lifting and
+dropping of the weight of her body. In a few seconds she was flying
+through the air. Then, holding on with only one hand, she tore a
+little silk handkerchief from around her neck and waved it happily and
+haughtily. Soon she let the swing stop, sprang out, and took
+Niemeyer's arm again.
+
+"Effi, you are just as you always were."
+
+"No, I wish I were. But I am too old for this; I just wanted to try it
+once more. Oh, how fine it was and how much good the air did me! It
+seemed as though I were flying up to heaven. I wonder if I shall go to
+heaven? Tell me, friend, you ought to know. Please, please."
+
+Niemeyer took her hand into his two wrinkled ones and gave her a kiss
+on the forehead, saying: "Yes, Effi, you will."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV
+
+
+Effi spent the whole day out in the park, because she needed to take
+the air. Old Dr. Wiesike of Friesack approved of it, but in his
+instructions gave her too much liberty to do what she liked, and
+during the cold days in May she took a severe cold. She became
+feverish, coughed a great deal, and the doctor, who had been calling
+every third day, now came daily. He was put to it to know what to do,
+for the sleeping powders and cough medicines Effi asked for could not
+be given, because of the fever.
+
+"Doctor," said old von Briest, "what is going to come of this? You
+have known her since she was a little thing, in fact you were here at
+her birth. I don't like all these symptoms: her noticeable falling
+away, the red spots, and the gleam of her eyes when she suddenly turns
+to me with a pleading look. What do you think it will amount to? Must
+she die?"
+
+Wiesike shook his head gravely. "I will not say that, von Briest, but
+I don't like the way her fever keeps up. However, we shall bring it
+down soon, for she must go to Switzerland or Mentone for pure air and
+agreeable surroundings that will make her forget the past."
+
+"Lethe, Lethe."
+
+"Yes, Lethe," smiled Wiesike. "It's a pity that while the ancient
+Swedes, the Greeks, were leaving us the name they did not leave us
+also the spring itself."
+
+"Or at least the formula for it. Waters are imitated now, you know.
+My, Wiesike, what a business we could build up here if we could only
+start such a sanatorium! Friesack the spring of forgetfulness! Well,
+let us try the Riviera for the present. Mentone is the Riviera, is it
+not? To be sure, the price of grain is low just now, but what must be
+must be. I shall talk with my wife about it."
+
+That he did, and his wife consented immediately, influenced in part by
+her own ardent desire to see the south, particularly since she had
+felt like one retired from the world. But Effi would not listen to it.
+"How good you are to me! And I am selfish enough to accept the
+sacrifice, if I thought it would do any good. But I am certain it
+would only harm me."
+
+"You try to make yourself think that, Effi."
+
+"No. I have become so irritable that everything annoys me. Not here at
+home, for you humor me and clear everything out of my way. But when
+traveling that is impossible, the disagreeable element cannot be
+eliminated so easily. It begins with the conductor and ends with the
+waiter. Even when I merely think of their self-satisfied countenances
+my temperature runs right up. No, no, keep me here. I don't care to
+leave Hohen-Cremmen any more; my place is here. The heliotrope around
+the sundial is dearer to me than Mentone."
+
+After this conversation the plan was dropped and in spite of the great
+benefit Wiesike had expected from the Riviera he said: "We must
+respect these wishes, for they are not mere whims. Such patients have
+a very fine sense and know with remarkable certainty what is good for
+them and what not. What Mrs. Effi has said about the conductor and the
+waiter is really quite correct, and there is no air with healing power
+enough to counterbalance hotel annoyances, if one is at all affected
+by them. So let us keep her here. If that is not the best thing, it is
+certainly not the worst."
+
+This proved to be true. Effi got better, gained a little in weight
+(old von Briest belonged to the weight fanatics), and lost much of her
+irritability. But her need of fresh air kept growing steadily, and
+even when the west wind blew and the sky was overcast with gray
+clouds, she spent many hours out of doors. On such days she would
+usually go out into the fields or the marsh, often as far as two
+miles, and when she grew tired would sit down on the hurdle fence,
+where, lost in dreams, she would watch the ranunculi and red sorrel
+waving in the wind.
+
+"You go out so much alone," said Mrs. von Briest. "Among our people
+you are safe, but there are so many strange vagabonds prowling
+around."
+
+That made an impression on Effi, who had never thought of danger, and
+when she was alone with Roswitha, she said: "I can't well take you
+with me, Roswitha; you are too fat and no longer sure-footed."
+
+"Oh, your Ladyship, it is hardly yet as bad as that. Why, I could
+still be married."
+
+"Of course," laughed Effi. "One is never too old for that. But let me
+tell you, Roswitha, if I had a dog to accompany me--Papa's hunting dog
+has no attachment for me--hunting dogs are so stupid--and he never
+stirs till the hunter or the gardener takes the gun from the rack. I
+often have to think of Rollo."
+
+"True," said Roswitha, "they have nothing like Rollo here. But I don't
+mean anything against 'here.' Hohen-Cremmen is very good."
+
+Three or four days after this conversation between Effi and Roswitha,
+Innstetten entered his office an hour earlier than usual. The morning
+sun, which shone very brightly, had wakened him and as he had
+doubtless felt he could not go to sleep again he had got out of bed to
+take up a piece of work that had long been waiting to be attended to.
+
+At a quarter past eight he rang. Johanna brought the breakfast tray,
+on which, beside the morning papers, there were two letters. He
+glanced at the addresses and recognized by the handwriting that one
+was from the minister. But the other? The postmark could not be read
+plainly and the address, "Baron von Innstetten, Esq.," showed a happy
+lack of familiarity with the customary use of titles. In keeping with
+this was the very primitive character of the writing. But the address
+was remarkably accurate: "W., Keith St. 1c, third story."
+
+Innstetten was enough of an official to open first the letter from
+"His Excellency." "My dear Innstetten: I am happy to be able to
+announce to you that His Majesty has deigned to sign your appointment
+and I congratulate you sincerely." Innstetten was pleased at the
+friendly lines from the minister, almost more than at the appointment
+itself, for, since the morning in Kessin, when Crampas had bidden him
+farewell with that look which still haunted him, he had grown somewhat
+sceptical of such things as climbing higher on the ladder. Since then
+he had measured with a different measure and viewed things in a
+different light. Distinction--what did that amount to in the end? As
+the days passed by with less and less of joy for him, he more than
+once recalled a half-forgotten minister's anecdote from the time of
+the elder Ladenberg, who, upon receiving the Order of the Red Eagle,
+for which he had long been waiting, threw it down in a rage and
+exclaimed: "Lie there till you turn black." It probably did turn into
+a black one subsequently, but many days too late and certainly without
+real satisfaction for the receiver. Everything that is to give us
+pleasure must come at the right time and in the right circumstances,
+for what delights us today may be valueless tomorrow. Innstetten felt
+this deeply, and as certainly as he had formerly laid store by honors
+and distinctions coming from his highest superiors, just so certainly
+was he now firmly convinced that the glittering appearance of things
+amounted to but little, and that what is called happiness, if it
+existed at all, is something other than this appearance. "Happiness,
+if I am right, lies in two things: being exactly where one
+belongs--but what official can say that of himself?--and, especially,
+performing comfortably the most commonplace functions, that is,
+getting enough sleep and not having new boots that pinch. When the 720
+minutes of a twelve-hour day pass without any special annoyance that
+can be called a happy day."
+
+Innstetten was today in the mood for such gloomy reflections. When he
+took up the second letter and read it he ran his hand over his
+forehead, with the painful feeling that there is such a thing as
+happiness, that he had once possessed it, but had lost it and could
+never again recover it. Johanna entered and announced Privy Councillor
+Wuellersdorf, who was already standing on the threshold and said:
+"Congratulations, Innstetten."
+
+"I believe you mean what you say; the others will be vexed. However--"
+
+"However. You are surely not going to be pessimistic at a moment like
+this."
+
+"No. The graciousness of His Majesty makes me feel ashamed, and the
+friendly feeling of the minister, to whom I owe all this, almost
+more."
+
+"But--"
+
+[Illustration: SUPPER AT A COURT BALL
+_From the Painting by Adolph van Menzel_]
+
+"But I have forgotten how to rejoice. If I said that to anybody but
+you my words would be considered empty phrases. But you understand me.
+Just look around you. How empty and deserted everything is! When
+Johanna comes in, a so-called jewel, she startles me and frightens me.
+Her stage entry," continued Innstetten, imitating Johanna's pose, "the
+half comical shapeliness of her bust, which comes forward claiming
+special attention, whether of mankind or me, I don't know--all this
+strikes me as so sad and pitiable, and if it were not so ridiculous,
+it might drive me to suicide."
+
+"Dear Innstetten, are you going to assume the duties of a permanent
+secretary in this frame of mind?"
+
+"Oh, bah! How can I help it? Read these lines I have just received."
+
+Wuellersdorf took the second letter with the illegible postmark, was
+amused at the "Esq.," and stepped to the window that he might read
+more easily.
+
+"Gracious Sir: I suppose you will be surprised that I am writing to
+you, but it is about Rollo. Little Annie told us last year Rollo was
+so lazy now, but that doesn't matter here. He can be as lazy as he
+likes here, the lazier the better. And her Ladyship would like it so
+much. She always says, when she walks upon the marsh or over the
+fields: 'I am really afraid, Roswitha, because I am so alone; but who
+is there to accompany me? Rollo, oh yes, he would do. He bears no
+grudge against me either. That is the advantage, that animals do not
+trouble themselves so much about such things.' These are her
+Ladyship's words and I will say nothing further, and merely ask your
+Lordship to remember me to my little Annie. Also to Johanna. From your
+faithful, most obedient servant, Roswitha Gellenbagen."
+
+"Well," said Wuellersdorf, as he folded the letter again, "she is ahead
+of us."
+
+"I think so, too."
+
+"This is also the reason why everything else seems so doubtful to
+you."
+
+"You are right. It has been going through my head for a long time, and
+these simple words with their intended, or perhaps unintended
+complaint, have put me completely beside myself again. It has been
+troubling me for over a year and I should like to get clear out of
+here. Nothing pleases me any more. The more distinctions I receive the
+more I feel that it is all vanity. My life is bungled, and so I have
+thought to myself I ought to have nothing more to do with strivings
+and vanities, and ought to be able to employ my pedagogical
+inclinations, which after all are my most characteristic quality, as a
+superintendent of public morals. It would not be anything new. If the
+plan were feasible I should surely become a very famous character,
+such as Dr. Wichern of the Rough House in Hamburg, for example, that
+man of miracles, who tamed all criminals with his glance and his
+piety."
+
+"Hm, there is nothing to be said against that; it would be possible."
+
+"No, it is not possible either. Not even _that_. Absolutely every
+avenue is closed to me. How could I touch the soul of a murderer? To
+do that one must be intact himself. And if one no longer is, but has a
+like spot on his own hands, then he must at least be able to play the
+crazy penitent before his confreres, who are to be converted, and
+entertain them with a scene of gigantic contrition."
+
+Wuellersdorf nodded.
+
+"Now you see, you agree. But I can't do any of these things any more.
+I can no longer play the man in the hair shirt, let alone the dervish
+or the fakir, who dances himself to death in the midst of his
+self-accusations. And inasmuch as all such things are impossible I
+have puzzled out, as the best thing for me, to go away from here and
+off to the coal black fellows who know nothing of culture and honor.
+Those fortunate creatures! For culture and honor and such rubbish are
+to blame for all my trouble. We don't do such things out of passion,
+which might be an acceptable excuse. We do them for the sake of mere
+notions--notions! And then the one fellow collapses and later the
+other collapses, too, only in a worse way."
+
+"Oh pshaw! Innstetten, those are whims, mere fancies. Go to Africa!
+What does that mean! It will do for a lieutenant who is in debt. But a
+man like you! Are you thinking of presiding over a palaver, in a red
+fez, or of entering into blood relationship with a son-in-law of King
+Mtesa? Or will you feel your way along the Congo in a tropical helmet,
+with six holes in the top of it, until you come out again at Kamerun
+or thereabouts? Impossible!"
+
+"Impossible? Why? If _that_ is impossible, what then?"
+
+"Simply stay here and practice resignation. Who, pray, is unoppressed!
+Who could not say every day: 'Really a very questionable affair.' You
+know, I have also a small burden to bear, not the same as yours, but
+not much lighter. That talk about creeping around in the primeval
+forest or spending the night in an ant hill is folly. Whoever cares
+to, may, but it is not the thing for us. The best thing is to stand in
+the gap and hold out till one falls, but, until then, to get as much
+out of life as possible in the small and even the smallest things,
+keeping one eye open for the violets when they bloom, or the Luise
+monument when it is decorated with flowers, or the little girls with
+high lace shoes when they skip the rope. Or drive out to Potsdam and
+go into the Church of Peace, where Emperor Frederick lies, and where
+they are just beginning to build him a tomb. As you stand there
+consider the life of that man, and if you are not pacified then, there
+is no help for you, I should say."
+
+"Good, good! But the year is long and every single day--and then the
+evening."
+
+"That is always the easiest part of the day to know what to do with.
+Then we have _Sardanapal_, or _Coppelia_, with Del Era, and when that
+is out we have Siechen's, which is not to be despised. Three steins
+will calm you every time. There are always many, a great many others,
+who are in exactly the same general situation as we are, and one of
+them who had had a great deal of misfortune once said to me: 'Believe
+me, Wuellersdorf, we cannot get along without "false work."' The man
+who said it was an architect and must have known about it. His
+statement is correct. Never a day passes but I am reminded of the
+'false work.'"
+
+After Wuellersdorf had thus expressed himself he took his hat and cane.
+During these words Innstetten may have recalled his own earlier
+remarks about little happiness, for he nodded his head half agreeing,
+and smiled to himself.
+
+"Where are you going now, Wuellersdorf? It is too early yet for the
+Ministry."
+
+"I am not going there at all today. First I shall take an hour's walk
+along the canal to the Charlottenburg lock and then back again. And
+then make a short call at Huth's on Potsdam St., going cautiously up
+the little wooden stairway. Below there is a flower store."
+
+"And that affords you pleasure? That satisfies you?"
+
+"I should not say that exactly, but it will help a bit. I shall find
+various regular guests there drinking their morning glass, but their
+names I wisely keep secret. One will tell about the Duke of Ratibor,
+another about the Prince-Bishop Kopp, and a third perhaps about
+Bismarck. There is always a little something to be learned.
+Three-fourths of what is said is inaccurate, but if it is only witty I
+do not waste much time criticising it and always listen gratefully."
+
+With that he went out.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI
+
+
+May was beautiful, June more beautiful, and after Effi had happily
+overcome the first painful feeling aroused in her by Rollo's arrival,
+she was full of joy at having the faithful dog about her again.
+Roswitha was praised and old von Briest launched forth into words of
+recognition for Innstetten, who, he said, was a cavalier, never petty,
+but always stout-hearted. "What a pity that the stupid affair had to
+come between them! As a matter of fact, they were a model couple." The
+only one who remained calm during the welcoming scene was Rollo
+himself, who either had no appreciation of time or considered the
+separation as an irregularity which was now simply removed. The fact
+that he had grown old also had something to do with it, no doubt. He
+remained sparing with his demonstrations of affection as he had been
+with his evidences of joy, during the welcoming scene. But he had
+grown in fidelity, if such a thing were possible. He never left the
+side of his mistress. The hunting dog he treated benevolently, but as
+a being of a lower order. At night he lay on the rush mat before
+Effi's door; in the morning, when breakfast was served out of doors by
+the sundial, he was always quiet, always sleepy, and only when Effi
+arose from the breakfast table and walked toward the hall to take her
+straw hat and umbrella from the rack, did his youth return. Then,
+without troubling himself about whether his strength was to be put to
+a hard or easy test, he ran up the village road and back again and did
+not calm down till they were out in the fields. Effi, who cared more
+for fresh air than for landscape beauty, avoided the little patches of
+forest and usually kept to the main road, which 'at first was bordered
+with very old elms and then, where the turnpike began, with poplars.
+This road led to the railway station about an hour's walk away. She
+enjoyed everything, breathing in with delight the fragrance wafted to
+her from the rape and clover fields, or watching the soaring of the
+larks, and counting the draw-wells and troughs, to which the cattle
+went to drink. She could hear a soft ringing of bells that made her
+feel as though she must close her eyes and pass away in sweet
+forgetfulness. Near the station, close by the turnpike, lay a road
+roller. This was her daily resting place, from which she could observe
+what took place on the railroad. Trains came and went and sometimes
+she could see two columns of smoke which for a moment seemed to blend
+into one and then separated, one going to the right, the other to the
+left, till they disappeared behind the village and the grove. Rollo
+sat beside her, sharing her lunch, and when he had caught the last
+bite, he would run like mad along some plowed furrow, doubtless to
+show his gratitude, and stop only when a pair of pheasants scared from
+their nest flew up from a neighboring furrow close by him.
+
+"How beautiful this summer is! A year ago, dear mama, I should not
+have thought I could ever again be so happy," said Effi every day as
+she walked with her mother around the pond or picked an early apple
+from a tree and bit into it vigorously, for she had beautiful teeth.
+Mrs. von Briest would stroke her hand and say: "Just wait till you are
+well again, Effi, quite well, and then we shall find happiness, not
+that of the past, but a new kind. Thank God, there are several kinds
+of happiness. And you shall see, we shall find something for you."
+
+"You are so good. Really I have changed your lives and made you
+prematurely old."
+
+"Oh, my dear Effi, don't speak of it. I thought the same about it,
+when the change came. Now I know that our quiet is better than the
+noise and loud turmoil of earlier years. If you keep on as you are we
+can go away yet. When Wiesike proposed Mentone you were ill and
+irritable, and because you were ill, you were right in saying what you
+did about conductors and waiters. When you have steadier nerves again
+you can stand that. You will no longer be offended, but will laugh at
+the grand manners and the curled hair. Then the blue sea and white
+sails and the rocks all overgrown with red cactus--I have never seen
+them, to be sure, but that is how I imagine them. I should like to
+become acquainted with them."
+
+Thus the summer went by and the meteoric showers were also past.
+During these evenings Effi had sat at her window till after midnight
+and yet never grew tired of watching. "I always was a weak Christian,
+but I wonder whether we ever came from up there and whether, when all
+is over here, we shall return to our heavenly home, to the stars above
+or further beyond. I don't know and don't care to know. I just have
+the longing."
+
+Poor Effi! She had looked up at the wonders of the sky and thought
+about them too long, with the result that the night air, and the fog
+rising from the pond, made her so ill she had to stay in bed again.
+When Wiesike was summoned and had examined her he took Briest aside
+and said: "No more hope; be prepared for an early end."
+
+What he said was only too true, and a few days later, comparatively
+early in the evening, it was not yet ten o'clock, Roswitha came down
+stairs and said to Mrs. von Briest: "Most gracious Lady, her Ladyship
+upstairs is very ill. She talks continually to herself in a soft voice
+and sometimes it seems as though she were praying, but she says she is
+not, and I don't know, it seems to me as though the end might come any
+hour."
+
+"Does she wish to speak to me?"
+
+"She hasn't said so, but I believe she does. You know how she is; she
+doesn't want to disturb you and make you anxious. But I think it would
+be well."
+
+"All right, Roswitha, I will come."
+
+Before the clock began to strike Mrs. von Briest mounted the stairway
+and entered Effi's room. Effi lay on a reclining chair near the open
+window. Mrs. von Briest drew up a small black chair with three gilt
+spindles in its ebony back, took Effi's hand and said: "How are you,
+Effi! Roswitha says you are so feverish."
+
+"Oh, Roswitha worries so much about everything. I could see by her
+looks she thought I was dying. Well, I don't know. She thinks
+everybody ought to be as much worried as she is."
+
+"Are you so calm about dying, dear Effi?"
+
+"Entirely calm, mama."
+
+"Aren't you deceiving yourself? Everybody clings to life, especially
+the young, and you are still so young, dear Effi."
+
+Effi remained silent for a while. Then she said: "You know, I haven't
+read much. Innstetten was often surprised at it, and he didn't like
+it."
+
+This was the first time she had mentioned Innstetten's name, and it
+made a deep impression on her mother and showed clearly that the end
+was come.
+
+"But I thought," said Mrs. von Briest, "you were going to tell me
+something."
+
+"Yes, I was, because you spoke of my still being so young. Certainly I
+am still young; but that makes no difference. During our happy days
+Innstetten used to read aloud to me in the evening. He had very good
+books, and in one of them there was a story about a man who had been
+called away from a merry table. The following morning he asked how it
+had been after he left. Somebody answered: 'Oh, there were all sorts
+of things, but you really didn't miss anything.' You see, mama, these
+words have impressed themselves upon my memory--It doesn't signify
+very much if one is called away from the table a little early."
+
+Mrs. von Briest remained silent. Effi lifted herself up a little
+higher and said: "Now that I have talked to you about old times and
+also about Innstetten, I must tell you something else, dear mama."
+
+"You are getting excited, Effi."
+
+"No, no, to tell about the burden of my heart will not excite me, it
+will quiet me. And so I wanted to tell you that I am dying reconciled
+to God and men, reconciled also to _him_."
+
+"Did you cherish in your heart such great bitterness against him?
+Really--pardon me, my dear Effi, for mentioning it now--really it was
+you who brought down sorrow upon yourself and your husband."
+
+Effi assented. "Yes, mama, and how sad that it should be so. But when
+all the terrible things happened, and finally the scene with
+Annie--you know what I mean--I turned the tables on him, mentally, if
+I may use the ridiculous comparison, and came to believe seriously
+that he was to blame, because he was prosaic and calculating, and
+toward the end cruel. Then curses upon him crossed my lips."
+
+"Does that trouble you now?"
+
+"Yes. And I am anxious that he shall know how, during my days of
+illness here, which have been almost my happiest, how it has become
+clear to my mind that he was right in his every act. In the affair
+with poor Crampas--well, after all, what else could he have done? Then
+the act by which he wounded me most deeply, the teaching of my own
+child to shun me, even in that he was right, hard and painful as it is
+for me to admit it. Let him know that I died in this conviction. It
+will comfort and console him, and may reconcile him. He has much that
+is good in his nature and was as noble as anybody can be who is not
+truly in love."
+
+Mrs. von Briest saw that Effi was exhausted and seemed to be either
+sleeping or about to go to sleep. She rose quietly from her chair and
+went out. Hardly had she gone when Effi also got up, and sat at the
+open window to breathe in the cool night air once more. The stars
+glittered and not a leaf stirred in the park. But the longer she
+listened the more plainly she again heard something like soft rain
+falling on the plane trees. A feeling of liberation came over her.
+"Rest, rest."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a month later and September was drawing to an end. The weather
+was beautiful, but the foliage in the park began to show a great deal
+of read and yellow and since the equinox, which had brought three
+stormy days, the leaves lay scattered in every direction. In the
+circular plot a slight change had been made. The sundial was gone and
+in the place where it had stood there lay since yesterday a white
+marble slab with nothing on it but "Effi Briest" and a cross beneath.
+This had been Em's last request. "I should like to have back my old
+name on my stone; I brought no honor to the other." This had been
+promised her.
+
+The marble slab had arrived and been placed in position yesterday, and
+Briest and his wife were sitting in view of it, looking at it and the
+heliotrope, which had been spared, and which now bordered the stone.
+Rollo lay beside them with his head on his paws.
+
+Wilke, whose spats were growing wider and wider, brought the breakfast
+and the mail, and old Mr. von Briest said: "Wilke, order the little
+carriage. I am going to drive across the country with my wife."
+
+Mrs. von Briest had meanwhile poured the coffee and was looking at the
+circle and its flower bed. "See, Briest, Rollo is lying by the stone
+again. He is really taking it harder than we. He wont eat any more,
+either."
+
+"Well, Luise, it is the brute creature. That is just what I have
+always said. We don't amount to as much as we think. But here we
+always talk about instinct. In the end I think it is the best."
+
+"Don't speak that way. When you begin to philosophize--don't take
+offense--Briest, you show your incompetence. You have a good
+understanding, but you can't tackle such questions."
+
+"That's true."
+
+"And if it is absolutely necessary to discuss questions there are
+entirely different ones, Briest, and I can tell you that not a day
+passes, since the poor child has been lying here, but such questions
+press themselves on me."
+
+"What questions?"
+
+"Whether after all we are perhaps not to blame?"
+
+"Nonsense, Luise. What do you mean?"
+
+"Whether we ought not to have disciplined her differently. You and I
+particularly, for Niemeyer is only a cipher; he leaves everything in
+doubt. And then, Briest, sorry as I am--your continual use of
+ambiguous expressions--and finally, and here I accuse myself too, for
+I do not desire to come off innocent in this matter, I wonder if she
+was not too young, perhaps?"
+
+Rollo, who awoke at these words, shook his head gravely and Briest
+said calmly: "Oh, Luise, don't--that is _too_ wide a field."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+EXTRACTS FROM "MY CHILDHOOD YEARS" (1894)
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+TRANSLATED BY WILLIAM A. COOPER, A.M.
+
+Associate Professor of German, Leland Stanford Jr. University
+
+
+On one of the last days of March, in the year 1819, a chaise drove up
+before the apothecary's shop at the sign of the Lion, in Neu-Ruppin,
+and a young couple, who a short time before had jointly purchased the
+shop, alighted from the carriage and were received by the servants of
+the house. The husband was only twenty-three years of age--for people
+married very young in those days, just after the war. The wife was
+twenty-one. They Were my parents....
+
+I was born there on the 30th of December that same year. With my
+mother it was a matter of life and death, for which reason, whenever
+she was twitted with favoring me, she was accustomed simply to reply:
+"That is because I suffered most for him." In this favored position I
+remained a long time, some eighteen years, till the birth of a late
+child, my youngest sister, for whom I stood sponsor and whom I even
+held during the christening. This was a great honor for me, but with
+it went hand in hand my dethronement by this very sister. It goes
+without saying that as the youngest child she straightway became the
+darling of the family.
+
+At Easter, 1819, my father took possession of the apothecary's shop in
+Neu-Ruppin, which he had acquired at a most favorable price, for a
+song, so to speak; at Easter, 1826, after three of my four brothers
+and sisters had been born there, he disposed of the property. Whenever
+this early sale of the business became a topic of conversation, it
+was always characterized as disastrous for my father and the whole
+family. But unjustly. The disastrous feature, which revealed itself
+many years later--and fortunately even then in a bearable form, for my
+papa was truly a lucky man--lay not in the particular act of the sale,
+but in the character of my father, who always spent more than his
+income, and would not have given up the habit, even if he had remained
+in Neu-Ruppin. That he confessed to me with his peculiar frankness
+many, many times, when he had grown old and I was no longer young. "I
+was still half a boy when I married," he was wont to say, "and my too
+early independence explains everything." Whether or not he was right,
+this is not the place to say. Generally speaking, his habits were
+anything but businesslike; he took his dreams of good fortune for
+realities and applied himself to the cultivation of "noble passions,"
+without ever stopping to think that at best he had but modest means at
+his disposal. His first extravagance was a horse and carriage; then he
+soon acquired a passion for gaming, and, during the seven years from
+1819 to 1826, he gambled away a small fortune. The chief winner was
+the lord of a neighboring manor. When, thirty years later, the son of
+this lord loaned me a small sum of money, my father said to me: "Don't
+hesitate to take the money; his father took ten thousand thalers from
+me at dummy whist, a little at a time." Perhaps this figure was too
+high, but however that may be, the sum was at all events large enough
+to throw his credit and debit out of balance and to make him, among
+other things, a very tardy payer of interest. Now in ordinary
+circumstances, if, for example, he could have had recourse to
+mortgages and the like, this would not have been, for a time at least,
+a wholly unbearable situation; but unfortunately it so happened that
+my father's chief creditor was his own father, who now took occasion
+to give expression to his only too justified displeasure, both in
+letters and in personal interviews. To make the situation even more
+oppressive, these reproaches were approved, and hence made doubly
+severe, by my mother, who stood wholly on her father-in-law's side. In
+short, the further matters went, the more my father was placed between
+two fires, and for no other reason than to extricate himself from a
+position which continually injured his pride he resolved to sell the
+property and business, the exceptional productiveness of which was as
+well known to him as to anybody else, in spite of the fact that he was
+the very opposite of a business man. After all, his whole plan proved
+to be, at least in the beginning and from his point of view,
+thoroughly proper and advantageous. He received for the apothecary's
+shop double the original purchase price, and saw himself thereby all
+at once put in a position to satisfy his creditors, who were at the
+same time his accusers. And he did it, too. He paid back the sum his
+father had advanced him, asked his wife, half jokingly, half
+scoffingly, whether perchance she wished to invest her money "more
+safely and more advantageously," and thereby achieved what for seven
+years he had been longing for, namely, freedom and independence.
+Relieved from all irksome tutelage, he found himself suddenly at the
+point where it was "no longer necessary to take orders from anybody."
+And with him that was a specially vital matter his whole life long.
+From youth to old age he thirsted for that state; but as he did not
+know well how to attain it, he never enjoyed his longed-for liberty
+and independence for more than a few days or weeks at a time. To use
+one of his favorite expressions, he was always in the "lurch," was
+always financially embarrassed, and for that reason recalled to the
+end of his life with special pleasure the short period, now reached,
+between Easter, 1826, and Midsummer day, 1827. With him this was the
+only time when the "lurch" was lacking....
+
+During this time we lived near the Rheinsberg Gate, in a capacious
+rented apartment, which included all the rooms on the main floor. So
+far as home comforts are concerned, my parents were both very well
+satisfied with the change; so were the other children, who found here
+ample room for their games; but I could not become reconciled to it,
+and have even to this day unpleasant memories of the rented residence.
+There was a butcher's shop in the building, and that did not suit my
+fancy. Through the long dark court ran a gutter, with blood always
+standing in it, while at the end of one of the side wings a beef,
+killed the night before, hung on a broad ladder leaning against the
+house. Fortunately I never had to witness the preceding scenes, except
+when pigs were slaughtered. Then it was sometimes unavoidable. One day
+is still fresh in my memory. I was standing in the hall and gazing out
+through the open back door into the court, where it just happened that
+several persons were down on the ground struggling with a pig that was
+squealing its last. I was paralyzed with horror. As soon as I
+recovered control of myself I took to my heels, running down the
+street, through the town gate, and out to the "Vineyard," a favorite
+resort of the Ruppiners. But before I had finally reached that place I
+sat down on the top of a hummock to rest and catch my breath. I stayed
+away the whole forenoon. At dinner I was called upon to give an
+account of myself. "For heaven's sake, boy, where have you been so
+long?" I made a clean breast of the matter, saying that I had been put
+to flight by the spectacle down in the court and that half way to the
+"Vineyard" I had rested on a hummock and leaned my back against a
+crumbling pillar. "Why, there you sat in perfect composure on Gallows
+Hill," said my father, laughing. Feeling as though the noose were
+being laid about my neck, I begged permission to leave the table.
+
+It was also at this time that I entered the primary school, which was
+nothing unusual, inasmuch as I was going on seven years of age. I was
+quick to learn and made progress, but my mother considered it her duty
+to help me on, now and then, especially in reading, and so every
+afternoon I stood by her little sewing table and read to her all sorts
+of little stories out of the _Brandenburg Children's Friend_, a good
+book, but illustrated, alas, with frightful pictures. My performance
+was probably quite tolerable, for the ability to read and write
+well--by the way, a very important thing in life--is a sort of
+inheritance in the family. But my mother was not easy to satisfy;
+furthermore she acted on the assumption that recognition and praise
+spoil character, a point of view which even now I do not consider
+right. At the slightest mistake she brought into play the "quick hand"
+always at her service. But she displayed no temper in doing it; she
+was always merely proceeding in accordance with her principle,
+"anything but coddling." One blow too many could never do any harm
+and, if it turned out that I had really not deserved any particular
+one, it was reckoned as offsetting some of my naughty pranks that had
+happened to escape discovery. "Anything but coddling." That is indeed
+a very good principle, and I do not care to criticise it, in spite of
+the fact that its application did not help me, not even as a hardening
+process; but whatever one may think of it, my mother now and then
+carried her harsh treatment too far.
+
+I had long blond hair, less to my own delight than to my mother's; for
+to keep it in its would-be state of beauty I was subjected to the most
+interminable and occasionally the most painful combing ordeals,
+especially those with the fine comb. If I had been called upon at the
+time to name the medieval instruments of torture, the "fine comb"
+would have stood among those at the head of my list. Until the blood
+came there was no thought of stopping. The following day the scarcely
+healed spot was again scrutinized with suspicious eye, and thus one
+torture was followed by another. To be sure, if, as may be possible, I
+owe it to this procedure that I still have a fairly good head of hair,
+I did not suffer in vain, and I humbly apologize.
+
+This careful treatment of my scalp was accompanied by an equally
+painstaking treatment of my complexion, and this painful care also
+showed a tendency to apply too drastic remedies. If my skin was
+chapped by the east wind or the severe heat of the sun, my mother was
+immediately at hand with a slice of lemon as an unfailing remedy. And
+it always helped. Cold cream and such things would have been more to
+my fancy and would doubtless have accomplished the same end. But my
+mother showed the same relentlessness toward herself, and one who
+valiantly leads the way into the battle may properly command others to
+follow.
+
+During the time that we occupied the rented apartment I became seven
+years of age, just old enough to retain all sorts of things; and yet I
+remember exceedingly little from that period, in fact but two events.
+These I probably recall because a vivid color impression helped me to
+retain them. One of the events was a great fire, in which the barns
+outside the Eheinsberg Gate burned down. However, I must state in
+advance that it was not the burning of the barns that impressed itself
+upon my memory, but a scene that took place immediately before my
+eyes, one only incidentally occasioned by the fire, which I did not
+see at all. On that day my parents were at a small dinner party, clear
+at the other end of the city. When the company was suddenly apprised
+of the news that all the barns were on fire, my mother, who was a very
+nervous person, immediately felt certain that her children could not
+escape death in the flames, or were at least in grave danger of losing
+their lives. Being completely carried away by this idea she rushed
+from the table, down the long Frederick William street, and without
+hat or cloak, and with her hair half tumbled down in her mad chase,
+burst into our large front room and found us, snatched out of bed and
+wrapped in blankets, sitting around on cushions and footstools. On
+catching sight of us she screamed aloud for joy and then fell in a
+swoon. When, the next moment, various people, the landlord's family
+among others, came in with candles in their hands, the whole picture
+which the room presented received a dazzling light, especially the
+dark red brocade dress of my mother and the black hair that fell down
+over it, and this red and black with the flickering candles round
+about--all this I have retained to the present hour.
+
+The other picture, or let me say, rather, the second little occurrence
+that still lives in my memory, was entirely devoid of dramatic
+elements, but color again came to my assistance. This time it was
+yellow, instead of red. During the interim year my father made
+frequent journeys to Berlin. Once, say, in the month of November, the
+sunset colors were already gleaming through the trees on the city
+ramparts, as I stood down in our doorway watching my father as he put
+on his driving gloves with a certain aplomb and then suddenly sprang
+upon the front seat of his small calash. My mother was there also.
+"Really the boy might go along," said my father. I pricked up my ears,
+rejoiced in my little soul, which even then longed eagerly for
+anything a little out of the ordinary and likely to give me the
+shivers. My mother consented immediately, a thing which can be
+explained only on the assumption that she expected her darling child
+with the beautiful blond locks to make a good impression upon my
+grandfather, whose home was the goal of the journey. "Very well," she
+said, "take the boy along. But first I will put a warm coat on him."
+"Not necessary; I'll put him in the footbag." And, surely enough, I
+was hauled up into the carriage and put just as I was into the footbag
+lying on the front of the carriage, which was entirely open, with not
+even a leather apron stretched across it. If a stone got in our way or
+we received a jolt there was nothing to keep me from being thrown out.
+But this notion did not for a single moment disturb my pleasure. At a
+quick trot we rolled along through Alt-Ruppin toward Cremmen, and long
+before we reached this place, which was about half way along the
+journey, the stars came out and grew brighter and brighter and more
+and more sparkling. I gazed enraptured at this splendor and no sleep
+came to my eyes. Never since have I traveled with such delight; it
+seemed as though we were journeying to heaven. Toward eight o 'clock
+in the morning our carriage drove up before my grandfather's house.
+Let me here insert the remark that my grandfather, with the help of
+his three wives, whom he had married a number of years apart, had
+risen first from a drawing teacher to a private secretary, and then,
+what was still more significant, had recently advanced to the dignity
+of a well-to-do property owner in Berlin. To be sure, only in the
+Little Hamburg street. The art of living implied in this achievement
+was not transmitted to any of his sons or grandsons.
+
+We climbed the stairs and entered the door. Here we were greeted by a
+homely idyl. Pierre Barthelemy and his third wife--an excellent woman,
+whom I later learned to esteem very highly--were just sitting at
+breakfast. Everything looked very cozy. On the table was a service of
+Dresden china, and among the cups and pitchers I noticed a neat blue
+and white figured open-work bread basket with Berlin milk rolls in it.
+The rolls then were different from now, much larger and circular in
+shape, baked a light brown and yet crisp. Over the sofa hung a large
+oil portrait of my grandfather, just recently painted, by Professor
+Wachs. It was very good and full of life, but I should have forgotten
+the expressive face and perhaps the whole scene of the visit, if it
+had not been for the black and sulphur-yellow striped vest, which
+Pierre Barthelemy, as I was later informed, regularly wore, and which,
+in consequence, occupied a considerable portion of the picture hanging
+above his head.
+
+It goes without saying that we shared in the breakfast, and the
+grandparents, well-bred people that they were, did not show so very
+plainly that, on the whole, the visit, with its to-be-expected
+business negotiations, was for them in reality a disturbance. True,
+there was all day long not a sign of tenderness toward me, so that I
+was heartily glad when we started back home in the evening. Not until
+a great deal later was I able to see that the coolness with which I
+was received was not meant for poor little me, but, as already
+indicated, for my father. I merely had to suffer with him. To such an
+extremely solid character as my grandfather the self-assured,
+man-of-the-world tone of his son, who by a clever business stroke had
+acquired a feeling of independence and comfortable circumstances, was
+so disagreeable and oppressive, that my blond locks, on whose
+impression my mother had counted with such certainty, failed utterly
+to exert their charm.
+
+I have already remarked that such excursions to Berlin occurred
+frequently in those days, but still more frequent were journeys into
+the provinces, because it was incumbent upon my father to look about
+for a new apothecary's shop to buy. If he had had his way about it he
+doubtless would never have changed this state of affairs and would
+have declared the interim permanent. For, whereas his passion for
+gaming was in reality forced upon him by his need to kill time, he had
+by nature a genuine passion for his horse and carriage, and to drive
+around in the world the whole of life in search of an apothecary's
+shop, without being able to find one, would have been, I presume, just
+the ideal occupation for him. But he saw that it was out of the
+question; a few years of travel would have consumed his means. So he
+only took great care to guard against too hasty purchases, and that
+answered the same purpose. The more critically he proceeded the longer
+he could continue his journeys and provide new quarters every evening
+for his beloved white horse, which, by the way, was a charming animal.
+I say "his white horse," for he was more concerned about good quarters
+for the horse than for himself. And so, for three-fourths of a year,
+till Christmas, 1826, he was on the road a great deal, not to say
+most, of the time, covering, to be sure, quite an extensive territory,
+which, beside the Province of Brandenburg, included Saxony, Thuringia,
+and finally Pomerania.
+
+In later life this period of travel was a favorite topic of
+conversation with my father, and likewise with my mother, who
+ordinarily assumed a rather indifferent attitude toward the favorite
+themes of my father. That she made an exception in this case was due
+in part to the fact that during his journeyings my father had written
+to his young wife many "love letters," which as letters it was my
+mother's chief delight to ridicule, so long as she lived. "For I would
+have you know, children," she was wont to say, "I still have your
+father's love letters; one always keeps such charming things. One of
+these I even know by heart, at least the beginning. The letter came
+from Eisleben, and in it your father wrote to me: 'I arrived here this
+afternoon and have found very good quarters. Also for the horse, whose
+neck and shoulders are somewhat galled. However, I will not write you
+today about that, but about the fact that this is the place where
+Martin Luther was born on the 10th of November, 1483, nine years
+before the discovery of America.' There you have your father as a
+lover. You see, he would have been qualified to publish a _Letter
+Writer_."
+
+All this was said by my mother not only with considerable seriousness,
+but also, unfortunately, with bitterness. It always grieved her that
+my father, much as he loved her, had never shown the slightest
+familiarity with the ways of tenderness.
+
+The travels, which were kept up for nine months, were finally directed
+eastward toward the mouth of the Oder. Shortly before Christmas my
+father set out by stage coach, to save his horse from the hardships of
+winter travel, and when he arrived in Swinemuende the thermometer stood
+at 15 deg. below zero, Fahrenheit. The cognac in his bottle was frozen to
+a lump of ice. He was so much the more warmly received by the widow
+Geisler, who, inasmuch as her husband had died the previous year,
+desired to sell her apothecary's shop as quickly as possible. And the
+sale was made. In the letter announcing the conclusion of the
+transaction was this passage: "We now have a new home in the province
+of Pomerania, Pomerania, of which false notions are frequently held;
+for it is really a splendid province and much richer than the Mark.
+And where the people are rich is the best place to live. Swinemuende
+itself is, to be sure, unpaved, but sand is better than bad pavement,
+where the horses are always having something the matter with their
+insteps. Unfortunately the transfer is not to be made for six months,
+which I regret. But I must be doing something again, must have an
+occupation once more."
+
+Three days after the arrival of this letter he was home again himself.
+We were dragged out of bed, heavy with sleep, and called upon to
+rejoice that we were to go to Swinemuende.
+
+To me the word represented but a strange sound....
+
+When we arrived in Swinemuende, in the summer of 1827, it seemed an
+ugly hole, and yet, on the other hand, a place of very rare charm,
+for, in spite of the dullness of the majority of its streets, it had
+that peculiar liveliness that commerce and navigation produce. It
+depended altogether upon what part of the city one chose as a point of
+observation, whether one's judgment was one thing or its opposite,
+favorable or unfavorable. If one chose the Church Square, surrounded
+by houses, among which was our apothecary's shop, one could find
+little of good to say, although the chief street ran past there. But
+if one forsook the inner city and went down to the "River," as the
+Swine was regularly called, his hitherto unfavorable opinion was
+converted into its opposite. Here ran along the river, for nearly a
+mile, the "Bulwark," as poetic a riverside street as one could
+imagine. The very fact that here everything was kept to medium
+proportions, and there was nowhere anything to recall the grandeur of
+the really great commercial centres, these very medium dimensions gave
+everything an exceedingly attractive appearance, to which only a
+hypochondriac, or a person wholly unappreciative of the charms of form
+and color, could fail to respond. To be sure, this "Bulwark" street
+was not everywhere the same, indeed some parts of it left much to be
+desired, especially those up the river; but from the cross street
+which began at the corner of our house and led off at right angles
+one could find refreshment of spirit in the pictures that presented
+themselves, step by step, as one followed the course of the river.
+Here ran out from the sloping bank into the river a number of board
+rafts, some smaller, some larger, floating benches upon which, from
+early morning on, one saw maids at work washing clothes, always in
+cheerful conversation with one another, or with the sailors who leaned
+lazily over the street wall watching them. These rafts, which with the
+figures upon them produced a most picturesque effect, were called
+"clappers," and were used, especially by strangers and summer guests,
+for orientation and description of location. E.g. "He lives down by
+Klempin's clapper," or "opposite Jahnke's clapper." Between the rafts
+or wash benches were regular spaces devoted to piers, and here the
+majority of the ships were moored, in the winter often three or four
+rows. The crews were on shore at this time, and the only evidence that
+the vessels were not wholly unguarded was a column of smoke rising
+from the kitchen stovepipes, or, more often, a spitz-dog sitting on a
+mound of sailcloth, if not on the top of his kennel, and barking at
+the passersby. Then in the spring, when the Swine was again free from
+ice, everything began at once, as though by magic, to show signs of
+life, and the activity along the river indicated that the time for
+sailing was again near. Then the ships' hulls were laid on their
+sides, the better to examine them for possible injuries, and if any
+were found, one could see the following day, at corresponding places
+along the wharf, little fires made of chips of wood and raveled-out
+bits of old hawsers, and over them tar was simmering in three-legged
+iron pots. Beside these lay whole piles of oakum. And now the process
+of calking began. Then, as noon approached, another pot, filled with
+potatoes and bacon, was shoved into the fire, and many, many a time,
+as I passed by here on my way, at this hour, I eagerly inhaled the
+appetizing vapors, not in the least disturbed by the admixture of
+pitch. Even in my old age I am still fond of regaling myself, or at
+least my nerves, with the bitumen smoke that floats through our Berlin
+streets, when they are being newly asphalted.
+
+In the spring and summer time activity was also resumed by the English
+steam dredger, which lay in the middle of the river, and upon which it
+was incumbent to clear the channel. The quantities of earth and slime
+drawn up from the bottom were emptied at a shallow place in the river
+and piled up so as to cause a little artificial island to come into
+existence. A few years later this island was covered with a rank
+growth of reeds and sedges, and in all probability it now supports
+houses and establishments of the marine station, as evidence to all
+those who saw the first third of the century, that times have changed
+and we have been growing as a world power.
+
+For half an hour at a time, when possible, I watched the work of the
+English dredger, whose engineer, an old Scotchman by the name of
+Macdonald, was a special friend of mine. Who could have told then
+that, a generation later, I should make a tour of his Scottish clan
+and, under the guidance of a Maedonald, should visit the spot on the
+island of Icolmkill, where, according to an old fiction, King Macbeth
+lies buried.
+
+I watched also, with as much interest as the dredging, the mooring of
+ships, when they came home from long voyages, some of them, such as
+the Queen Luise, a marine trading vessel, from their voyages around
+the world, which signified something in those days. My main vessel,
+however, was the Mentor, which was said to have won the victory in a
+fight with Chinese pirates. The pirates carried a long-barreled bronze
+cannon which shot better than the rough cast-iron cannons of which the
+Mentor had a few on board. Besides, the pirate boat was much swifter,
+so that our Swinemuende trader soon found itself in a bad position. But
+the captain was equal to the emergency. He had all his heavy cannons
+moved to one side of the ship, then purposely moderated his speed, in
+order to make it easier for his pursuers to catch up with him. And now
+their boat was really alongside, and the pirates were already
+preparing to climb over the side of the ship, when the captain of the
+Mentor gave the preconcerted signal and the cannons rolled with all
+force and swiftness from the one side of the ship to the other and the
+weight of the heavy guns, carrying the thin wall before them, crushed
+to pieces the boat lying below, already certain of victory, so that
+every soul on board was lost.
+
+Such stories were always in the air and were associated, not only with
+the ships lying along the "Bulwark," but occasionally also with the
+houses on the opposite side. Further down the river both the houses
+and the stories lost their charm, until, at the very end of the city,
+one came to a large building standing back from the street, which
+again aroused interest. This was the recently erected "Society House,"
+the meeting place not only for the summer bathers, but also, during
+the season, for the leading people of the city, of whom no one,
+perhaps, was more often seen there than my father. To be sure, his
+frequent visits were really not made on account of the "Society House"
+itself, least of all on account of the concerts and theatrical
+performances given in it, to say nothing of the occasional balls,--no,
+what attracted him and took him out there now and then even Lor his
+morning glass, was a pavilion standing close by the "Society House,"
+in which a major with a historical name and most affable manners,
+dressed in a faultless blue frock coat with gold buttons, kept the
+bank. This was only too often the resort of my father, who, when he
+had lost a considerable sum and had correspondingly enriched the pot
+of the bank keeper, instead of being out of sorts over it, simply drew
+the inference that the keeping of the bank was a business that
+produced sure gain, and the old major with the high white neckcloth
+and the diamond pin was an extremely enviable man and, above all, one
+very worthy of emulation. In such a career one got something out of
+life. My father expressed such opinions, too, when he came home and
+sat down late to dinner. This he did once in the presence of a
+recently married sister of my mother, who was visiting in our home
+during the bathing season.
+
+"But you are not going to-do that," she replied to his remarks.
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"Because there is no honor in it."
+
+"Hm, honor," he ejaculated, and began to drum upon the table with his
+fingers; but, not having the courage to argue the question, he merely
+turned his face away and left the table.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The city was very ugly and very handsome, and an equal contrast was,
+to be observed in its inhabitants, at least with respect to their
+moral qualities. Here, as in all seaports, there was a broad stratum
+of human beings day in and day out under the influence of rum and
+arrack, and they composed the main body of the population; but there
+was also, as is quite general in seaports, a society of a materially
+higher type spiritually, which overshadowed by far what one usually
+met with in those days in the small cities of the inland provinces,
+especially the Mark of Brandenburg, where the narrowest philistinism
+held sway. That these inhabitants were so thoroughly free from
+narrow-mindedness was without doubt due to a variety of causes, but
+chiefly, perhaps, to the fact that the whole population was of a
+pronounced international character. In the villages of the environs
+there still lived presumably a certain number of the descendants of
+the Wendic Pomeranian: aborigines of the days of Julin and Vineta. In
+Swinemuende itself, especially in the upper stratum of society, there
+was such a confusion of races that one came in contact with
+representatives from all the nations of Northern Europe, Swedes,
+Danes, Dutchmen, and Scotchmen, who had settled here at one time or
+another, most of them, no doubt, at the beginning of the century, the
+period when the hitherto unimportant city first began to grow and
+prosper.
+
+The number of inhabitants, at the time of our arrival, was about four
+thousand, of whom hardly a tenth were citizens of the city, and a
+still very much smaller fraction entered into consideration socially.
+What could be called, with more or less justice, the society of the
+city was composed of not more than twenty families. These twenty
+families, together with a few of the nobility, who came in from the
+country to spend the winter, formed a private club, with headquarters
+in the Olthoff Hall, and the club's membership was further enlarged,
+as was the society of the city in general, by the dependents, or
+retinue, of a few of the richest and most respected houses. These
+proteges, half of them poor relatives, half bankrupt merchants,
+were not always invited, but were, on all important convivial
+occasions, designed to produce a deep impression, and their function
+then was to submit to what the Englishmen call practical jokes,
+during the second half of the banquet, the first half being, as a
+usual thing, conspicuous for the remarkably proper conduct of the
+company. When the time arrived for this part of the program all
+bonds of pious awe were loosed and they proceeded with most daring
+experiments, which my pen hesitates to record. On one occasion one of
+these unfortunates--unfortunate because poor and dependent--had to
+suffer a jaw tooth to be pulled out with the first pair of tongs that
+could be found; but it must not be inferred that those who undertook
+the operation were necessarily rough men. It was only a case where the
+socially arrogant, who made themselves so generally conspicuous in
+those days, especially under the stimulation of wine, did not hesitate
+to take such liberties. In rich aristocratic houses in the country
+they occasionally went to even greater extremes....
+
+How did we live at our house? On the whole, well, far beyond our
+station and our means. So far as the culinary department was
+concerned, there were, to be sure, occasional strange periods; for
+example, in the summer time, when, on account of the superabundant
+yield of milk, the star of milk soup reigned supreme. Then everybody
+struck, feigning lack of appetite.
+
+But these were only exceptional conditions, of short duration.
+Ordinarily we were well and very sensibly fed, a thing which we owed
+less to our mother than to our housekeeper, a Miss Schroeder. Before
+going any further I must tell about her. When we reached Swinemuende my
+mother was still in Berlin taking treatment for her nerves, so that my
+father was immediately confronted with the question, who should manage
+the household in the interim. There were no local newspapers, so he
+had to inquire around orally. After a few days a letter was brought by
+messenger from the head forester's lodge at Pudagla, inquiring whether
+the head forester's sister might offer us her services. She had
+learned housekeeping in her brother's home. My father answered
+immediately in the affirmative and for two days rejoiced in the
+thought of being able to take into his home as housekeeper a sister of
+a head forester, and from Pudagla, to boot. That afforded relief; he
+felt honored. On the third day the Schroeder girl drove up to our house
+and was received by my father. He declared later that he had kept his
+countenance, but I am not quite sure of it, in spite of the
+possibility that his good heart and his politeness may have made the
+victory over himself easier. The good Schroeder girl, be it said, was a
+pendant to the "princess with the death's head," who came to notice in
+Berlin at about this time. What had caused the misfortune of the
+latter (who was restored to her original appearance by Dieffenbach, by
+a plastic surgical treatment, since become famous), I do not know. In
+the case of the Schroeder girl, however, it was the smallpox. Now what
+is smallpox? Everybody has seen persons who have been afflicted with
+smallpox, and has considered the expression, "the devil has threshed
+peas on his or her face," more or less apt. At least the expression
+has become proverbial. In this case, however, the proverbial phrase,
+if applied, would have been mere glossing over, for the Schroeder girl
+had, not pits the size of peas, but scars half as broad as your hand,
+a spectacle, the like of which I have never again encountered. Yet, as
+already said, a contract was entered into, and a happier one was never
+closed. The Schroeder girl was a treasure, and when my mother came home
+six weeks later she said: "You did well to take her, Louis; disfigured
+as she is, her eyes have been spared, and they tell one that she is
+faithful and reliable. And she is safe from love affairs, and we with
+her. With her we shall have only pleasant experiences."
+
+And so it proved. So long as we remained in Swinemuende the Schroeder
+girl remained in our house, loved and respected by old and young, not
+least of all by my father, who gave her particular credit for her
+sense of justice and her candor, in spite of the fact that he
+occasionally had to suffer severely because of these two qualities.
+She was always waging war against him. In the first place, out of love
+for my mother, for whom she came to be an eloquent advocate, in spite
+of the fact that my mother was thoroughly able to defend herself, in
+accordance with her maxim, "The best defense is a blow." In the second
+place, she was the mistress of the pantry, which was intrusted to her
+with most plenary powers, and my father was always undertaking
+pillaging expeditions against it, not only to satisfy his own personal
+wants, which she might have tolerated, even though he was capable of
+consuming half a veal roast for his breakfast, without thinking
+anything about it; but she objected strenuously to his raids for the
+benefit of his pet chickens, dogs, and cats. We had two cats, Peter
+and Petrine. Peter, also called Peter the Great, who might have been
+mistaken for a young jaguar, was his special pet, and when this
+beautiful animal followed him, purring, into the pantry, and he always
+followed, there was no end to the dainty morsels given him. The best
+was none too good. This wanton waste made the Schroeder girl, faithful
+soul that she was, fly into a rage, for she often saw her plans for
+dinner completely upset.
+
+In the house she was indeed a treasure, but for us children,
+especially me, she was even more than that, she was a real blessing.
+The training we received from our parents advanced by fits and starts;
+sometimes there was training and again there was none, and never any
+thought of continuity. But the Schroeder girl supplied the continuity.
+She had no favorites, never allowed herself to be outwitted, and knew
+just how to handle each one of us. As for me, she knew that I was
+good-natured, but sensitive, proud, and under the control of a certain
+degree of megalomania. These bad inclinations she wished to hold in
+check, and so said to me times without number: "Yes, you think you are
+a marvelous fellow, but you are only a childish boy, just like the
+rest of them, only at times a bit worse. You always want to play the
+young gentleman, but young gentlemen don't lick honey from their
+plates, or at least don't deny it if they have done so, in fact they
+never tell lies. Not long ago I heard you prating about honor, but I
+want to tell you, _that_ doesn't look to me like honor." She insisted
+upon truthfulness, treated boasting with fine ridicule, and was chary
+of compliments. But when she did praise it was effective. She did me
+many a good turn, and not until late in life, when I was past fifty,
+did I meet another woman, this time an elderly lady, who exerted such
+an educational influence upon me. Even now I am still taking lessons
+and learn from people who are young enough to be my grandchildren.
+
+Thus much about the good Schroeder girl, and after this digression in
+memory of her I ask once more: "Well, how did we live?" I propose to
+show how we lived, by means of a series of pictures, and in order to
+introduce order and clarity into the description it will be well to
+divide our life as we lived it into two halves, a summer life and a
+winter life.
+
+First, then, there was the summer life. About the middle of June we
+regularly had the house full of visitors; for my mother, in accordance
+with the old custom, still kept in touch with her relatives, a trait
+which we children only very imperfectly inherited from her. But let it
+be understood, she kept in touch with her relatives, not to derive
+advantages from them, but to bestow advantages. She was incredibly
+generous, and there were times when we, after we had grown up, asked
+ourselves the question, which passion really threatened us most, the
+gaming passion of our father, or the giving and presenting passion of
+our mother. But we finally discovered the answer to the question. What
+our father did was simply money thrown away, whereas the excessive
+amounts given away by our mother were always unselfishly given and
+carried with them a quiet blessing. No doubt a certain desire to be,
+so far as possible, a _grande dame_, if only in a very small degree,
+had something to do with it, but then all our doings show some
+elements of human weakness. Later in life, when we talked with her
+about these things, she said: "Certainly, I might have refrained from
+doing many things. We spent far more than our income. But I said to
+myself: 'What there is will be spent anyhow, and so it is better for
+it to go my way than the other.'"
+
+These summer months, from the middle of June on, were often made
+especially charming by the numbers of visitors in our home, mostly
+young women relatives from Berlin, who were both cheerful and
+talkative. The household was then completely changed, for weeks at a
+time, and, the hatchet being temporarily buried, merriment and playing
+of sly tricks, with occasional boisterous pranks, became the order of
+the day. The most brilliant performer in the fun-making competitions
+that frequently arose was always my father himself. He was, as
+handsome men often are, the absolute opposite of Don Juan, and proud
+of his virtue. But by as much as he was unlike Don Juan, he was
+charming as a Gascon, when it came to a spirited discussion of pert
+and often most daring themes, with young ladies, of whom he made but
+one requirement, that they be handsome, otherwise it was not worth his
+while. I inherited from him this inclination to enter into subtle
+discussions with ladies, in a jesting tone; indeed I have ever carried
+this inclination over into my style of writing, and when I read
+corresponding scenes in my novels and short stories it once in awhile
+seems to me as though I heard my father speaking. Except with this
+difference, that I fall far short of his felicitousness, as people who
+had known him in his prime often told me, when he was over severity
+and I was correspondingly along in years. I have frequently been
+addressed in some such way as this: "Now see here, you do very well,
+when you have your good days, but you can't compete with your father."
+And that was certainly true. His small talk, born of bonhomie and at
+the same time enlivened with fantastic lawyerly artifice, was simply
+irresistible, even when dealing with business matters, in which as a
+rule heartiness has no place. And yet his remarks on money matters had
+a lasting effect, so that none of us children ever cherished the
+slightest feeling of bitterness on account of his most remarkable
+financial operations. My mother, however, was of too different a
+nature to be easily converted or carried away by his social graces.
+These matters were to her most repugnant when treated lightly and
+jestingly. "Whatever is serious is not funny, that's all." But she
+never disputed the fact that, as a happy humorist, he always succeeded
+in drawing people over to his side, though she never failed to add:
+"unfortunately."
+
+And now let us return to the summer visitors in our home. At times it
+was rather difficult to furnish continual rounds of entertainment for
+the young women, and would perhaps have proved impossible, if it had
+not been for the horses. Almost every afternoon, when the weather was
+good, the carriage drove up to our door, and such days during the
+bathing season, when we were often almost completely overwhelmed with
+visitors, were probably the only times when my mother, without in the
+least sacrificing her fundamental convictions, was temporarily
+reconciled to the existence of horse and carriage. Whoever knows
+Swinemuende, and there are many who do know the place, is aware of the
+fact that one is never embarrassed there for a beautiful spot to visit
+on afternoon drives, and even in those days this was as true as it is
+today. There was the trip along the beach to Heringsdorf, or, on the
+other side, out to the moles; but the most popular drives, because
+they afforded protection from the sun, were those back into the
+country, either through the dense beech forest toward Corswant, or
+better still to the village of Camminke, situated near the Haff of
+Stettin and the Golm (mountain). There was a much frequented
+skittle-alley there, where women played as well as men. I myself liked
+to stand by the splintery lath trough, in which the skittle-boy rolled
+back the balls. My only reason for choosing this position was because
+I had heard a short time before that one of the players at this very
+alley, in catching a ball as it rolled to him, had run a long lath
+splinter under the nail of his index finger. That had made such an
+impression on me that I always stood there shuddering for fear of a
+repetition of the accident, which fortunately did not occur. When I
+finally grew tired of waiting I stepped through a lattice gate, always
+hanging aslant and always creaky, into a garden plot running along
+close by the skittle-alley and parallel with it. It was a genuine
+peasant's garden, with touch-me-nots and mignonette in bloom, and in
+one place the mallows grew so tall that they formed a lane. Then when
+the sun went down behind the forest the Golm, which lay to the west,
+was bathed in red light, and the metal ball on its tall pillar looked
+down, like a sphere of gold, upon the village and the skittle-garden.
+Myriads of mosquitoes hung in the air, and the bumble bees flew back
+and forth between the box-edged beds.
+
+Our visitors usually left at the beginning of August, and when
+September came the last of the hotel guests departed from the city.
+If anybody chose to remain longer it was inconvenient for the
+landlords, in which connection the following scene occurred. A man, a
+Berliner of course, on returning to his hotel, after accompanying some
+departing friends to their steamer, sat down leisurely by his host and
+hostess, rubbed his hands together, and said: "Well, Hoppensack, at
+last the Berliners are all gone, or at least nearly all of them; now
+we shall have a good time, now it will be cozy." He expected, of
+course, that the host and hostess would agree with him most heartily.
+But instead of that he found himself looking into long faces. Finally
+he screwed up his courage and asked why they were so indifferent.
+"Why, good heavens, Mr. Schuenemann," said Hoppensack, "a recorder and
+his wife came to us the last of May and now it is almost the middle of
+September. We want to be alone again, you see." As Mrs. Hoppensack
+nodded approvingly, there was nothing left for Schuenemann to do but to
+depart himself the next day.
+
+Not long after the last summer guests had gone the equinoctial storms
+set in, and, if it was a bad year, they lasted on into November. First
+the chestnuts fell, then the tiles rattled down from the roof, and
+from the eaves-troughs, always placed with their outlets close by
+bedroom windows, the rain splashed noisily down into the yard. In the
+course of time, scattered clouds sailed across the clearing sky and
+the air turned cold. Everybody felt the chilliness, and all day long
+there was an old woodchopper at work in the shed. My father would
+often go down to see him, take the ax and split wood for him a
+half-hour at a time.
+
+Social activities were at a standstill during these late autumn days.
+People were recovering from the strain of the summer season and
+storing up strength for winter entertainments. Before these began
+there was an interregnum of several weeks, the slaughtering and baking
+times, the latter coinciding with the Christmas period. First came
+the slaughtering of geese. A regular household without a goose-killing
+time could hardly have been thought of. Many things had to be taken
+into account. First of all, perhaps, were the feathers to make new
+beds, which were always needed for guest chambers; but the chief
+concern were the smoked goose-breasts, almost as important articles as
+the hams and sides of bacon hanging in the chimney. Shortly before St.
+Martin's day, if enough geese had been collected to supply the needs,
+they were penned up for fattening, in the court, which gave rise to a
+horrible cackling, well calculated to rob us of our night's rest for a
+whole week. But a day was straightway set for the beginning of the
+feast, about the middle of November. In the court, in a lean-to built
+near the end of the house, and, strange to say, with a dove-cote over
+it, was the servants' room, in which, beside the cook, two house-maids
+slept, provided always they did any sleeping. The coachman was
+supposed, according to a rule of the house, to occupy the straw-loft,
+but was happy to forego the independence of these quarters, which went
+with his position, preferring by his presence to crowd still worse the
+already crowded space of the servants' room, in full accord with
+Schiller's lines,
+
+
+ "Room is in the smallest hovel
+ For a happy, loving pair."
+
+
+But when goose-killing time came it meant a very considerable further
+overcrowding, for on the evening that the massacring was to begin
+there was added to the number of persons usually quartered in the
+servants' room a special force of old women, four or five in number,
+who at other times earned a living at washing or weeding.
+
+Then the sacrificial festivities began, always late in the evening.
+Through the wide-open door--open, because otherwise it would not have
+been possible to endure the stifling air--the stars shone into the
+smoky room, which was dimly lighted by a tallow candle, with always a
+thief in the candle. Near the door stood in a semi-circle the five
+slaughter priestesses, each with a goose between her knees, and as
+they bored holes through the skullcaps of the poor fowls, with sharp
+kitchen knives--a procedure, the necessity of which I have never
+understood--they sang all sorts of folk-songs, the text of which
+formed a strange contrast, as well to the murderous act as to the
+mournful melody. At least one had to suppose this to be the case, for
+the maids, who sat on the edge of the bed with their guest from the
+straw-loft between them, followed the folksongs with never-ending
+merriment, and at the passages that sounded specially mournful they
+even burst into cheers. Both my parents were morally strict, and they
+often discussed the question, whether there were not some way to put a
+stop to this insolent conduct, but they finally gave it up. My father
+had a lurking suspicion that such a custom had existed in antiquity,
+and, after he-had looked the matter up, said: "It is a repetition of
+ancient conditions, the Roman saturnalia, or, what amounts to the same
+thing, a case where the servants temporarily lord it over the
+so-called lords." When he had thus classified the occurrence
+historically he was satisfied, the more so as the maids always amused
+him the following morning by lowering their eyes in a most unusually
+modest fashion. Then he would make fantastically extravagant remarks,
+as though _Gil Blas_ had been his favorite book. That was not the
+case, however. He read Walter Scott exclusively, for which I am
+grateful to him even to this day, since, even then, a few crumbs fell
+from his table for me. His favorite among all the works was _Quintin
+Durward_, probably on account of its French subject.
+
+I have here further to add that the terrors of this goose-killing time
+were by no means ended with the slaughter night and the mournful
+melodies. On the contrary, they lasted at least three or four days
+longer, for the slaughtering time was also the time when the giblets
+dressed with goose-blood were served daily at our table, a dish which,
+according to the Pomeranian view, stands unrivaled in the realm of
+cookery. Furthermore my father considered it his duty to support the
+view peculiar to this region, and, when the great steaming platter
+appeared, would say: "Ah, that is fine! Just eat some of this; it is
+the black soup of the Spartans, full of strength and stamina." But I
+observed that he, along with the rest of us, picked out the dried
+fruit and almond dumplings, leaving the nourishing gravy for the
+servants outside, above all for the slaughtering and mourning women,
+who by their boring operations had established the most legitimate
+claim to it.
+
+About a fortnight later came the pig-killing, toward which my feeling
+remained exactly the same as on that occasion when, hardly seven
+years of age, I had fled from the city toward Alt-Ruppin, in
+order to escape, not only the spectacle, but a whole gamut of
+ear-and-heart-rending sounds. But I had meanwhile grown out of
+childhood into boyhood, and a boy, whether he will or no, feels
+honor-bound manfully to take everything that comes along, even if his
+own deepest nature revolts against it. That the prospect of rice
+pudding with raisins in it was a contributing factor in this comedy of
+bravery, I am unable to say, for fond as I am of good things to eat, I
+was always, during the weeks just preceding Christmas, half upset by
+the smell of hot grease that drifted through the house. At least I
+never had what could be called a really good appetite during this
+period, despite the fact that it would have been particularly worth
+while just then. Especially would such have been the case when, as
+usually happened about the first of December, a stag was sent in from
+the chief forester's and was hung up, eviscerated, as game usually is,
+against the gable end of the servants' house. Day after day the cook
+would go to this horrible gable ornament and cut out, first the
+haunch, then the shoulders and legs, with the result that we always
+heaved a sigh of relief when the glory of this venison was a thing of
+the past.
+
+A far happier time was the baking week, which began with spice-nuts
+and sugar cookies, and ended with bretzels, wreath-cakes, and cakes
+baked on tins. Not only were we admitted to the bakeroom, where there
+was a most alluring odor of bitter almonds and grated lemons; we also
+received, as a foretaste of Christmas, a bountiful supply of little
+cake-rolls, baked especially for us children. "I know," said my
+mother, "that the children will upset their stomachs eating them, but
+even that is better than that they should be restricted to too low a
+diet. They shall have joyful holiday feeling during all these days,
+and nothing can give it to them better than holiday cakes." There is
+something in that view, and it may be absolutely right if the children
+are thoroughly robust. But we were not so robust that the principle
+could be applied to us without modification. And so, about Christmas
+time, I was always much given to crying.
+
+On New Year's Eve there was a club ball, which I, being the oldest
+child, was allowed to witness. I took my position in one corner of the
+hall and looked on with vacillating feelings. When the dancing couples
+whirled past me I was happy, on the one hand, because I was permitted
+to stand there as a sort of guest and share in the pleasure with my
+eyes, and yet, on the other hand, I was unhappy, because I was merely
+an onlooker instead of a participator in the dance. My personal
+insignificance weighed heavy upon me, doubly heavy because of the
+gastric condition I was regularly in at this reason, and it continued
+so until the nightwatchman, wrapped in his long blue cloak, came into
+the hall at midnight and, after blowing a preliminary signal on his
+horn, wished everybody a happy New Year. Then, as if by magic, my
+feeling of sentimentality vanished entirely, and I was carried away by
+the comic grotesqueness of the scene, and soon regained my freedom and
+buoyancy of spirit.
+
+Just about this time social activities began, taking the form of a
+series of weekly feasts, many of which resembled that of Belshazzar,
+in so far as a spirit hand was at the very time writing the bankruptcy
+of the host upon the wall. However, my knowledge of the details of
+these feasts was derived only from hearsay. But any special banquets,
+whether great or small, that fell to the lot of our own house I saw
+with my own eyes and it is about these that I now propose to tell.
+
+When it came our turn to entertain, the whole house was pervaded with
+a feeling of solemnity, which had a certain similarity to the feeling
+at the time of a wedding. Furthermore, a parallel to the tripartite
+division into wedding-eve celebration, wedding day, and the day after,
+appeared in the form of preparation day, real feast-day, and eating of
+the remnants. Which of these three days deserved the prize may remain
+an open question, but I am inclined to believe I liked the first the
+best. To be sure, it was unepicurean and called for much
+self-restraint, but it was rich in anticipation of glorious things to
+come.
+
+On this day of preparation the widow Gaster, a celebrated cook, came
+to our house, as she did to all other houses on similar occasions. Her
+personal appearance united complacence with dignity, and by virtue of
+this latter quality she was received with respect and unlimited
+confidence. Because of a dislike, easily understood, for all the
+things she had to prepare day in and day out, especially sweets, she
+lived-almost exclusively on red wine, deriving the little other
+sustenance she needed from the vapors of hot grease, with which she
+was continually surrounded. Her arrival at our house was always a
+signal for me to plant myself near the kitchen, where everything that
+took place could be observed and, incidentally, admired. It was always
+her first task to bake a tree-cake on a spit. She kept a record of all
+the tree-cakes she baked, and when the number reached a thousand the
+housewives of Swinemuende gave her a well-deserved feast in celebration
+of the achievement. To be sure, tree-cakes are to be had even today,
+but they are degenerations, weak, spongy, and pale-cheeked, whereas in
+those days they had a happy firmness, which in the most successful
+specimens rose to crispness, accompanied by a scale of colors running
+from the darkest ocher to the brightest yellow. It always gave me
+great pleasure to watch a tree-cake come into being. Toward the back
+wall of a huge fireplace stood a low half-dome, built of bricks, the
+top projecting forward like a roof, the bottom slanting toward the
+back. Along this slanting part was built a narrow charcoal fire about
+four feet long and by it were placed two small iron supports, upon
+which a roasting spit was laid, with a contrivance for turning it.
+However, the spit resting upon the supports proved to be something
+more than a mere rod. In fact the spit itself was run lengthwise
+through a hollow wooden cone, which had a covering of greased paper
+over its outer surface, and the purpose of which was to form a core
+for the tree-cake. Then, with a tin spoon fastened upon a long stick,
+the cook began to pour on a thin batter, which at first dripped off in
+a way that made the method of application appear futile, and this
+continued for a considerable length of time. But from the moment that
+the batter became more consistent, and the dripping slower, hope began
+to revive, and in a few hours the splendidly browned and copiously
+jagged tree-cake was taken off the wooden cone. All this had a
+symbolical significance. The successful completion of this _piece de
+resistance_ inspired confidence in the success of the feast itself.
+The tree-cake cast the horoscope, so to speak, of the whole affair.
+
+I shall pass over the kitchen activities on the day of the
+entertainment and describe instead the feast itself. Along extension
+table was moved into my mother's parlor--the only room available for
+the purpose--and soon stood well set in front of the moire sofa with
+the three hundred silver studs. The guests were not seated at the
+table till the candles were lit. The man who presided over the banquet
+always sat with his back toward the Schinkel mirror, whereas all the
+other guests could, with little or no inconvenience, observe
+themselves in the glass.
+
+So far as I can recall they were always gentlemen's dinner parties,
+with twelve or fourteen persons, and only on rare occasions did my
+mother appear at the table, then usually accompanied by her sister,
+who often visited us for months at a time in the winter season and was
+in those days still very young and handsome. It was always a specially
+difficult matter to assign her a suitable place, and only when old Mr.
+von Flemming and Privy Councillor Kind were present was she in any
+degree safe from extremely ardent attentions. It was almost impossible
+to protect her from such attentions. The men had respect for virtue,
+perhaps, though I have my doubts even about that, but virtuous airs
+were considered in bad taste, and where was the line to be drawn
+between reality and appearance? That the ladies retired from the table
+toward the end of the meal and appeared again only for a brief quarter
+of an hour to do the honors at coffee, goes without saying.
+
+I have spoken above of the culinary art of good Mrs. Gaster, but in
+spite of that art the bill of fare was really simple, especially in
+comparison with the luxury prevalent nowadays at dinner parties.
+Simple, I say, and yet stable. No man was willing to fall behind a set
+standard, nor did he care to go beyond it. The soup was followed by a
+fish course, and that, without fail, by French turnips and smoked
+goose-breast. Then came a huge roast, and finally a sweet dish, with
+fruits, spice-cakes, and Koenigsberg marchpane. An almost greater
+simplicity prevailed with respect to the wines. After the soup sherry
+was passed. Then a red wine of moderate price and moderate quality
+gained the ascendant and held sway till coffee was served. So the
+peculiar feature of these festivities did not lie in the materials
+consumed, but, strange to say, in a certain spiritual element, in the
+tone that prevailed. This varied considerably, when we take into
+account the beginning and the end. The beginning was marked by toasts
+in fine style, and occasionally, especially if the feast was at the
+same time a family party--a birthday celebration or something of the
+sort--there were even verses, which from the point of view of
+regularity of form and cleverness of ideas left nothing to be desired.
+Only recently I found among my father's papers some of these literary
+efforts and was astonished to see how good they were. Humor, wit, and
+playing on words were never lacking. There were special occasions when
+even deep emotion, was expressed and then those who were farthest from
+having a proper feeling, but nearest to a state of delirium, arose
+regularly from their seats and marched up to the speaker to embrace
+and kiss him. This kissing scene always denoted the beginning of the
+second half of the feast. The further the dinner advanced the freer
+became the conversation, and, when it had reached the stage where all
+feeling of restraint was cast aside, the most insolent and often the
+rudest badgering was indulged in, or, if for any reason this was not
+allowed, the company began to rally certain individuals, or, as we
+might say, began to poke fun at them. One of the choicest victims of
+this favorite occupation of the whole round table was my papa. It had
+long been known that when it was a question of conversation he had
+three hobbies, viz., personal ranks and decorations in the Prussian
+State, the population of all cities and hamlets according to the
+latest census, and the names and ducal titles of the French marshals,
+including an unlimited number of Napoleonic anecdotes, the latter
+usually in the original. Occasionally this original version was
+disputed from the point of view of sentence structure and grammar,
+whereupon my father, when driven into a corner, would reply with
+imperturbable repose: "My French feeling tells me that it must be
+thus, thus and not otherwise," a declaration which naturally served
+but to increase the hilarity.
+
+Yes, indeed, Napoleon and his marshals! My father's knowledge in this
+field was simply stupendous, and I wager there was not in that day a
+single historian, nor is there any now, who, so far as French war
+stories and personal anecdotes of the period from Marengo to Waterloo
+are concerned, would have been in any sense of the word qualified to
+enter into competition with him. Where he got all his material is an
+enigma to me. The only explanation I can offer is that he had in his
+memory a pigeonhole, into which fell naturally everything he found
+that appealed to his passion, in his constant reading of journals and
+miscellanies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When we had been safely lodged, at Midsummer, 1827, in the house with
+the gigantic roof and the wooden eavestrough, into which my father
+could easily lay his hand, this question immediately presented itself:
+"What is to become of the children now? To what school shall we send
+them?" If my mother had been there a solution of the problem would
+doubtless have been found, one that would have had due regard for what
+was befitting our station, at least, if not for what we should learn.
+But since my mama, as already stated, had remained in Berlin to
+receive treatment for her nerves, the decision rested with my father,
+and he settled the matter in short order, presumably after some such
+characteristic soliloquy as follows: "The city has only one school,
+the city school, and as the city school is the only one, it is
+consequently the best." No sooner thought than done. Before a week was
+passed I was a pupil of the city school. About the school I remember
+very little, only that there was a large room with a blackboard,
+stifling air in spite of the fact that the windows were always open,
+and an endless number of boys in baize and linen jackets, unkempt and
+barefoot, or in wooden shoes, which made a fearful noise. It was very
+sad. But even then, as unfortunately in later years, I had so few
+pleasing illusions about going to school that the conditions
+previously described to me did not appear specially dreadful when I
+became personally acquainted with them. I simply supposed that things
+had to be thus. But toward autumn, when my mother arrived on the scene
+and saw me coming home from school with the wooden-shoe boys, she was
+beside herself and cast an anxious glance at my hair, which she
+doubtless thought she could not well trust in such company. She then
+had one of her heart-to-heart talks with my father, who was probably
+told that he had again taken only himself into consideration. That
+same day my withdrawal from school was announced to Rector Beda, who
+lived diagonally across the street from us. He was not angry at the
+announcement, declared, on the contrary, to my mother that "he had
+really been surprised. * * *" Thus far all was well. Just criticism
+had been exercised and action had been taken in accord with it. But
+now that it was necessary to find something better to substitute for
+the school, even my mother was at her wits' end. Teachers seemed to
+be, or were in fact, lacking, and as it had been impossible in so
+short a time to establish relations to the good families of the city,
+it was decided for the present to let me grow up wild and calmly to
+wait till something turned up. But to prevent my lapsing into dense
+ignorance I was to read an hour daily to my mother and learn some
+Latin and French words from my father, in addition to geography and
+history.
+
+"Will you be equal to that, Louis?" my mother had asked.
+
+"Equal to? What do you mean by 'equal to?' Of course I am equal to it.
+Your same old lack of confidence in me."
+
+"Not twenty-four hours ago you yourself were full of doubt about it."
+
+"I presume the plan did not appeal to me then. But if it must be, I
+understand the Prussian pharmacopoeia as well as anybody, and in my
+parents' house French was spoken. As for the rest, to speak of it
+would be ridiculous. You know that in such things I am more than a
+match for ten graduates."
+
+As a matter of fact he really gave me lessons, which, I may say in
+advance, were kept up even after the need of them no longer existed,
+and, peculiar as these lessons were, I learned more from them than
+from many a famous teacher. My father picked out quite arbitrarily the
+things he had long known by heart or, perhaps, had just read the same
+day, and vitalized geography with history, always, of course, in such
+a way that in the end his favorite themes were given due prominence.
+For example:
+
+"Do you know about East and West Prussia?"
+
+"Yes, papa; that is the country after which Prussia is called Prussia
+and after which we are all called Prussians."
+
+"Very good, very good; a little too much Prussia, but that doesn't
+matter. And do you also know the capitals of the two provinces?"
+
+"Yes, papa; Koenigsberg and Danzig."
+
+"Very good. I myself have been in Danzig, and came near going to
+Koenigsberg, too, but something intervened. Have you ever heard
+perchance who it was that finally captured Danzig after the brave
+defense of our General Kalckreuth?"
+
+"No, papa."
+
+"Well, it is not to be expected. Very few people do know it, and the
+so-called higher educated never know it. Well, it was General Lefevre,
+a man of rare bravery, upon whom Napoleon later bestowed the title of
+_Duc de Dantzic_, spelled with a final c, in which regard the
+languages differ. That was in the year 1807."
+
+"After the battle of Jena?"
+
+"Yes, it may be put that way; but only in the same sense as if you
+were to say, it was after the Seven Years' War."
+
+"I don't understand, papa."
+
+"Doesn't matter. I mean, Jena was too long ago. But one might say it
+was after the battle of Prussian Eylau, a fearfully bloody battle, in
+which the Russian Guard was almost annihilated, and in which Napoleon,
+before surrendering, said to his favorite Duroc: 'Duroc, today I have
+made the acquaintance of the sixth great power of Europe, _la boue_.'"
+
+"What does that mean?"
+
+"_La boue_ means the mud. But one can express it more strongly in
+German, and I am inclined to think that Napoleon, who, when he felt
+like it, had something cynical about him, really meant this stronger
+expression."
+
+"What is cynical?"
+
+"Cynical--hm, cynical--it is a word often used, and one might say,
+cynical is the same as rough or brutal. But I presume it may be
+defined more accurately. We will look it up later in the encyclopedia.
+It is well to be informed about such things, but one does not need to
+know everything on the spur of the moment."
+
+Such was the character of the geography lessons, always ending with
+historical anecdotes. But he preferred to begin at once with history,
+or what seemed to him history. And here I must mention his pronounced
+fondness for all the events and the persons concerned in them between
+the siege of Toulon and the imprisonment on the island of St. Helena.
+He was always reverting to these persons and things. I have elsewhere
+named his favorites, with Ney and Lannes at the head of the list, but
+in that enumeration I forgot to mention one man, who stood perhaps
+nearer to his heart than these, namely, Latour d'Auvergne, of whom he
+had told me any number of anecdotes back in our Ruppin days. These
+were now repeated. According to the new stories Latour d'Auvergne bore
+the title of the "First Grenadier of France," because in spite of his
+rank of general he always stood in the rank and file, next to the
+right file-leader of the Old Guard. Then when he fell, in the battle
+of Neuburg, Napoleon gave orders that the heart of the "First
+Grenadier" be placed in an urn and carried along with the troop, and
+that his name, Latour d'Auvergne, be regularly called at every
+roll-call, and the soldier serving as file-leader be instructed to
+answer in his stead and tell where he was. This was about what I had
+long ago learned by heart from my father's stories; but his fondness
+for this hero was so great that, whenever it was at all possible, he
+returned to him and asked the same questions. Or, to be more accurate,
+the same scene was enacted, for it was a scene.
+
+"Do you know Latour d'Auvergne?" he usually began.
+
+"Certainly. He was the First Grenadier of France."
+
+"Good. And do you also know how he was honored after he was dead?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"Then tell me how it was."
+
+"Very well; but you must first stand up, papa, and be file-leader, or
+I can't do it."
+
+Then he would actually rise from his seat on the sofa and in true
+military fashion take his position before me as file-leader of the Old
+Guard, while I myself, little stick-in-the-mud that I was, assumed the
+part of the roll-calling officer. Then I began to call the names:
+
+"Latour d'Auvergne!"
+
+"He is not here," answered my father in a basso profundo voice.
+
+"Where is he, pray?"
+
+"He died on the field of honor."
+
+Once in awhile my mother attended these peculiar lessons--the one
+about Latour, however, was never ventured in her presence--and she did
+not fail to give us to understand, by her looks, that she considered
+this whole method, which my father with an inimitable expression of
+countenance called his "Socratic method," exceedingly dubious. But
+she, by nature wholly conventional, not only in this particular, but
+in others, was absolutely wrong, for, to repeat, I owe in fact to
+these lessons, and the similar conversations growing out of them, all
+the best things, at least all the most practical things, I know. Of
+all that my father was able to teach me nothing has been forgotten and
+nothing has proved useless for my purposes. Not only have these
+stories been of hundredfold benefit to me socially throughout my long
+life, they have also, in my writing, been ever at hand as a Golden
+Treasury, and if I were asked, to what teacher I felt most deeply
+indebted, I should have to reply: to my father, my father, who knew
+nothing at all, so to speak, but, with his wealth of anecdotes picked
+up from newspapers and magazines, and covering every variety of theme,
+gave me infinitely more help than all my _Gymnasium_ and _Realschule_
+teachers put together. What information these men offered me, even if
+it was good, has been for the most part forgotten; but the stories of
+Ney and Rapp have remained fresh in my memory to the present hour.
+
+My father's method, which, much as I feel indebted to it, was after
+all somewhat peculiar and utterly devoid of logic and consistency,
+would in all probability have led to violent quarrels between my
+parents, if my critical mother, who saw only its weaknesses and none
+of its virtues, had attached any special significance to it in
+general. But that was not the case. She only felt that my father's way
+of teaching was totally different from the usual way, in that it would
+not lead to many practical results, i.e., would not give me much
+preparation for an examination, and in this respect she was perfectly
+right. However, as she herself attached so little value to knowledge
+in general, she contented herself with smiling at the "Socratic
+method," as she saw no reason for becoming seriously wrought up over
+it. According to her honest conviction there were other things in life
+of far greater importance than knowledge, to say nothing of erudition,
+and these other things were: a good appearance and good manners. That
+her children should all present a good appearance was with her an
+article of faith, so to speak, and she considered it a natural
+consequence of their good appearance that they either already had or
+would acquire good manners. So the only essential was to present a
+good appearance. Serious studies seemed to her not a help, but, on the
+contrary, a hindrance to happiness, that is to say, real happiness,
+which she looked upon as inseparable from money and property. A
+hundred-thousand-dollar man _was_ something, and she respected, even
+honored him, whereas chief judges and councillors of the chancery
+commanded very little respect from her, and would have commanded even
+less, if the State, which she did respect, had not stood behind them.
+She was incapable of bowing in good faith to any so-called spiritual
+authority, not because she cherished too exalted an opinion of
+herself--she was, on the contrary, entirely without vanity and
+arrogance--but solely because, constituted as she was, she could not
+recognize an authority of knowledge, much less of erudition, in a
+practical field of life--and with her the non-practical fields never
+entered into consideration.
+
+I still remember the time, some twenty years after the events just
+narrated, when my parents were thinking of separating and of
+eventually being divorced. A separation actually came about, the
+divorce idea was dropped. But the latter was for a time considered in
+all seriousness, and a friend of our family, Pastor Schultz, the then
+preacher at Bethany, who made a specialty of divorce questions--it was
+in the reign of Frederick William IV., when such problems were treated
+with revived dogmatic severity--Pastor Schultz, I say, opposed the
+plan, as soon as he heard of it, with all his power and eloquence. My
+mother had a great deal of admiration for him and knew, besides, the
+respect he enjoyed of "those highest in authority," and "those highest
+in authority" meant something to her; nevertheless his severe
+presentation of the matter made not the slightest impression upon her;
+in fact his argument was so fruitless that, as soon as he finished,
+she said with a reposeful air of superiority: "My dear Schultz, you
+understand this question thoroughly; but whether or not I have a right
+to secure a divorce is a question which no human being in the whole
+world can answer so well as I myself." With that she closed the
+conversation.
+
+She was similarly skeptical of every kind of authority, and had no
+confidence whatever in the ability of the three university faculties.
+For example, since patriarchal conditions were her ideal, she
+questioned whether mankind derived any material advantages from
+jurisprudence. It settled everything, as she thought, by favoritism or
+personal advantage, or at least in a mechanical way. Riches, property,
+especially landed property, accompanied if possible by the airs of a
+legation attache--_that_ was something that unlocked the world and
+the hearts of men, that was real power. Everything else was comedy,
+illusion, a soap-bubble, that threatened to burst any moment. And then
+nothing was left. One can readily understand why my mother, with such
+views, insisted upon taking me out of the barefoot school, and did not
+consider an interim, with no regular school instruction, any special
+misfortune. The evil in it was that it violated the rule. As for the
+rest, the little bit of learning lost could be made up at any time.
+And if not, then not....
+
+It is a pretty saying that every child has its angel, and one does not
+need to be very credulous to believe it. For the little tots this
+angel is a fairy, enveloped in a long white lily veil, which stands
+smiling at the foot of a cradle and either wards off danger or helps
+out of it when it is really at hand. That is the fairy for the little
+ones. But when one has outgrown the cradle or crib, and has begun to
+sleep in a regular bed, in other words, when one has become a robust
+boy, one still needs his angel just the same, indeed the need is all
+the greater. But instead of the lily angel it needs to be a sort of
+archangel, a strong, manly angel, with shield and spear, otherwise his
+strength will not suffice for his growing tasks.
+
+As a matter of fact, I was not wild and venturesome, and all my
+escapades that were attributed to me as of such a nature were always
+undertaken after a wise estimate of my strength. Nevertheless I have,
+with respect to that period, a feeling that I was constantly being
+rescued, a feeling in which I can hardly be in error. When I left home
+at the age of twelve, the age at which, as a usual thing, real dangers
+begin, there was doubtless a sudden change in my case, for it now
+seems to me as though my angel had had a vacation from that time on.
+All dangers ceased entirely or shrank into such insignificance that
+they left no impression upon me. In view of the fact that the two
+periods were so close together, there must have been this difference,
+otherwise I should not have retained such entirely different feelings
+about them.
+
+It was one of our chief sports to fire off so-called shooting-keys.
+That the children of large cities know anything about shooting-keys is
+hardly probable, hence I may be permitted to describe them here. They
+were hollow keys with very thin walls, consequently of enormous bore,
+so to speak, and were used to lock trunks, especially the trunks of
+servant girls. It was our constant endeavor to gain possession of such
+keys and at times our expeditions were nothing short of piracy. Woe be
+unto the poor servant girl who forgot to take a key out of its lock!
+She never saw it again. We took possession of it, and the simple
+procedure of filing out a touchhole produced a finished firearm. As
+these keys were always rusty, and occasionally split, it not
+infrequently happened that they burst; but we always escaped injury.
+The angel helped.
+
+Much more dangerous was the art of making fireworks, which I was
+always practicing. With the help of sulphur and saltpeter, which we
+kept in a convenient place in the apothecary's shop, I had made of
+myself a full-fledged pyrotechnician, in which process I was very
+materially aided by my skill in the manipulation of cardboard and
+paste. All sorts of shells were easily made, and so I produced
+Catherine-wheels, revolving suns, and flower-pots. Often these
+creations refused to perform the duty expected of them, and then we
+piled them up and, by means of a sulphurated match, touched off the
+whole heap of miscarried glory and waited to see what it would do.
+This was all done with comparatively little danger. Fraught with all
+the more danger for us was the thing which was considered the simplest
+and lowest product of the art of pyrotechnics, and was so rated by us,
+viz., the serpent. Very often the serpents I made would not burn
+properly, because I had not used the right mixture, no doubt, and that
+always vexed me greatly. When a Catherine-wheel refused to turn, that
+could at least be tolerated, for a Catherine-wheel is a comparatively
+difficult thing to make. A serpent, on the other hand, could not well
+help burning, and when, for all that, one simply would not burn, that
+was a humiliation that could not be suffered. So I would bend over the
+shells as they stuck in the pile of sand and begin to blow, in order
+to give new life to the dying tinder fire. When it went out entirely,
+that was really the best thing for me. But if it went off suddenly, my
+hair was singed or my forehead burned. Nothing worse ever happened,
+for the angel was protecting me with his shield.
+
+That was the element of fire. But we also came in contact with water,
+which was not to be wondered at in a seaport.
+
+In the autumn of 1831 a Berlin relative made me a present of a cannon,
+not just an ordinary child's plaything, such as can be bought of any
+coppersmith or tinner, but a so-called pattern-cannon, such as is seen
+only in arsenals,--a splendid specimen, of great beauty and elegance,
+the carriage firm and neat, the barrel highly polished and about a
+foot and a half long. I was more than delighted, and determined to
+proceed at once to a bombardment of Swinemuende. Two boys of my age and
+my younger brother climbed with me into a boat lying at Klempin's
+Clapper, and we rowed down-stream, with the cannon in the bow. When we
+were about opposite the Society House I considered that the time had
+arrived for the beginning of the bombardment, and fired three shots,
+waiting after each shot to see whether the people on the "Bulwark"
+took notice of us, and whether they showed due respect for the
+seriousness of our actions. But neither of these things happened. A
+thing that did happen, however, was that we meanwhile got out into the
+current, were caught by it and carried away, and when we suddenly saw
+ourselves between the embankments of the moles, I was suddenly seized
+with a terrible fright. I realized that, if we kept on in this way, in
+ten minutes more we should be out at sea and might drift away toward
+Bornholm and the Swedish coast. It was a desperate situation, and we
+finally resorted to the least brave, but most sensible, means
+imaginable, and began to scream with all our might, all the time
+beckoning and waving various objects, showing on the whole
+considerable cleverness in the invention of distress signals. At last
+we attracted the attention of some pilots standing on the West mole,
+who shook their fingers threateningly at us, but finally, with smiling
+countenances, threw us a rope. That rescued us from danger. One of the
+pilots knew me; his son was one of my playmates. This doubtless
+accounts for the fact that the seamen dismissed us with a few
+epithets, which might have been worse. I took my cannon under my arm,
+but not without having the satisfaction of seeing it admired. Then I
+went home, after promising to send out Hans Ketelboeter, a lusty
+sailor-boy who lived quite near our home, to row back the boat, which
+was meanwhile moored to a pile.
+
+This was the most unique among my adventures with water, but by no
+means the most dangerous. The most dangerous was at the same time the
+most ordinary, because it recurred every time I went swimming in the
+sea. Any one who knows the Baltic seaside resorts, knows the so-called
+"reffs." By "reffs" are meant the sandbanks running parallel to the
+beach, out a hundred or two hundred paces, and often with very little
+water washing over them. Upon these the swimmers can stand and rest,
+when, they have crossed the deep places lying between them and the
+shore. In order that they may know exactly where these shallow places
+are, little red banners are hoisted over the sandbanks. Here lay for
+me a daily temptation. When the sea was calm and everything normal, my
+skill as a swimmer was just sufficient to carry me safely over the
+deep places to the nearest sandbank. But if the conditions were less
+favorable, or if by chance I let myself down too soon, so that I had
+no solid ground beneath my feet, I was frightened, sometimes almost to
+death. Luckily I always managed to get out, though not by myself.
+Strength and help came from some other source.
+
+Another danger of water which I was destined to undergo had no
+connection with the sea, but occurred on the river, close by the
+"Bulwark," not five hundred paces from our house. I shall tell about
+it later; but first I wish to insert here another little occurrence,
+in which no help of an angel was needed.
+
+I was not good at swimming, nor at steering or rowing; but one of the
+things I could do well, very well indeed, was walking on stilts.
+According to our family tradition we came from the region of
+Montpelier, whereas I personally ought by rights to be able, in view
+of my virtuosity as a stilt-walker, to trace my ancestry back to the
+Landes, where the inhabitants are, so to speak, grown fast to their
+stilts, and hardly take them off when they go to bed. To make a long
+story short, I was a brilliant stilt-walker, and in comparison with
+those of the western Garonne region, the home of the very low stilts,
+I had the advantage that I could not get my buskins high enough to
+suit me, for the little blocks of wood fastened on the inner side of
+my stilts were some three feet high. By taking a quick start and
+running the ends of the two poles slantingly into the ground I was
+able to swing myself without fail upon the stilt-blocks and to begin
+immediately my giant stride. Ordinarily this was an unremunerative
+art, but on a few occasions I derived real profit from it, when my
+stilts enabled me to escape storms that were about to break over my
+head. That was in the days just after Captain Ferber, who had served
+out his time with the "Neufchatellers," retired on a pension and moved
+to Swinemuende. Ferber, whom the Swinemuenders called Teinturier, the
+French translation of his name, because of his relation to Neufchatel,
+came of a very good family, was, if I mistake not, the son of a high
+official in the ministry of finance, who could boast of long-standing
+relations to the Berlin Court, dating back to the war times of the
+year 1813. This was no doubt the reason why the son, in spite of the
+fact that he did not belong to the nobility and was of German
+extraction--the Neufchatel officers were in those days still for the
+most part French-Swiss--was permitted to serve with the elite
+battalion, where he was well liked, because he was clever, a good
+comrade, and an author besides. He wrote novelettes after the fashions
+then in vogue. But in spite of his popularity he could not hold his
+position, because his fondness for coffee and cognac, which soon
+became restricted to the latter, grew upon him so rapidly that he was
+forced to retire. His removal to Swinemuende was doubtless due to the
+fact that seaports are better suited for such passions than are inland
+cities. Fondness for cognac attracts less attention.
+
+Whatever his reason may have been, however, Ferber was soon as popular
+in his new place of residence as previously in Berlin, for he had that
+kindliness of character which is the "dearest child of the
+dram-bottle." He was very fond of my father, who reciprocated the
+sentiment. But this friendship did not spring up at the very beginning
+of their acquaintance. In fact it developed out of a little
+controversy between them, that is to say, a defeat sustained by my
+father, one of whose amiable peculiarities it was, within twenty-four
+hours at the latest to convert his anger at being put to flight, into
+approbation bordering on homage for the victor.
+
+His defeat came about thus. One day the assertion was made by Ferber,
+that, whether we liked it or not, a German must be looked upon as the
+"father of the French Revolution," for Minister Necker, though born in
+Geneva, was the son or grandson of a Kuestrin postmaster. This seemed
+to my father a perfectly preposterous assertion, and he combated it
+with a rather supercilious mien, till it was finally shown to be
+substantially correct. Then my father's arrogance, growing out of a
+conviction of his superior knowledge, was transformed first into
+respect and later into friendship, and even twenty years after,
+whenever we drove from our Oderbruch village to the neighboring city
+of Kuestrin, he never had much to say about Crown Prince Fritz, or
+Katte's decapitation, but regularly remarked: "Oh yes, Necker, who may
+be called the father of the French Revolution, traced his ancestry
+back to this city of Kuestrin. I owe the information to Ferber, Captain
+Ferber, whom we called Teinturier. It is a pity he could not give up
+his _aqua vitae_. At times it was pitiable."
+
+Yes, pitiable it was, but not to us children, who, on the contrary,
+always broke out into cheers whenever the captain, usually in rather
+desolate costume, came staggering up the Great Church Street to find a
+place to continue his breakfast. We used to follow close behind him
+and tease and taunt him till he would try to catch and thrash one or
+the other of us. Occasionally he succeeded; but I always escaped with
+ease, because I chose for my teasings only days when it had rained a
+short time before. Then there stood in the street between our house
+and the church on the other side a huge pool of water, which became my
+harbor of refuge. Holding my stilts at the proper angle, I sprang
+quickly upon them as soon as I saw that Teinturier, in spite of his
+condition, was close on my heels, and then I marched triumphantly into
+the pool of water. There I stood like a stork on one stilt and
+presented arms with the other, as I continued scoffing at him. Cursing
+and threatening he marched away, the poor captain. But he took care
+not to make good his threats, because in his good moments he did not
+like to be reminded of the bad ones.
+
+We had several playgrounds. The one we liked best perhaps was along
+the "Bulwark," at the point where the side street branched off from
+our house. The whole surroundings were very picturesque, especially in
+the winter time, when the ships, stripped of their topmasts, lay at
+their moorings, often in three rows, the last pretty far out in the
+river. We were allowed to play along the "Bulwark" and practice our
+rope-walking art on the stretched hawsers as far as they hung close to
+the ground. Only one thing was prohibited. We were not allowed to go
+on board the ships, much less to climb the rope ladders to the
+mastheads. A very sensible prohibition. But the more sensible it was,
+the greater was our desire to disregard it, and in the game of "robber
+and wayfarer," of which we were all very fond, disregarding of this
+prohibition was almost a matter of course. Furthermore, discovery lay
+beyond the range of probability; our parents were either at their
+"party" or invited to dine out. "So let's go ahead. If anybody tells
+on us, he will be worse off than we."
+
+So we thought one Sunday in April, 1831. It must have been about that
+time of year, for I can still recall the clear, cold tone of the
+atmosphere. On the ship there was not a sign of life, and on the
+"Bulwark" not a human soul to be seen, which further proves to me that
+it was a Sunday.
+
+I, being the oldest and strongest, was the robber, of course. Of the
+eight or ten smaller boys only one was in any measure able to compete
+with me. That was an illegitimate child, called Fritz Ehrlich
+(Honorable), as though to compensate him for his birth. These boys had
+set out from the Church Square, the usual starting-point of the chase,
+and were already close after me. I arrived at the "Bulwark" exhausted,
+and, as there was no other way of escape, ran over a firm broad plank
+walk toward the nearest ship, with the whole pack after me. This
+naturally forced me to go on from the first ship to the second and
+from the second to the third. There was no going any further, and if I
+wished, in spite of this dilemma, to escape my enemies, there was
+nothing left for me but to seek a hiding-place on the ship itself, or
+at least a spot difficult of access. I found such a place and climbed
+up about the height of a man to the top of the superstructure near the
+cabin. In this superstructure was usually to be found, among other
+rooms, the ship's cuisine. My climbing was facilitated by steps built
+in the perpendicular wall. And there I stood then, temporarily safe,
+gazing down as a victor at my pursuers. But the sense of victory did
+not last long; the steps were there for others as well as for me, and
+an instant later Fritz Ehrlich was also on the roof. Now I was indeed
+lost if I foiled to find another way of escape. So, summoning all my
+strength, I took as long a running start as the narrow space would
+permit and sprang from the roof of the kitchen over the intervening
+strip of water back to the second ship and then ran for the shore, as
+though chased by all the furies. When I had reached the shore it was
+nothing to run to the base in front of our house and be free. But I
+was destined not to enjoy my happiness very long, for almost the very
+moment I once more had solid ground beneath my feet I heard cries of
+distress coming from the third and second ships, and my name called
+repeatedly, which made me think something must have happened. Swiftly
+as I had made for the shore over the noisy plank walk, I now hastened
+back over it. There was no time to lose. Fritz Ehrlich had tried to
+imitate my leap from the kitchen, but, failing to equal my distance,
+had fallen into the water between the ships. And there the poor boy
+was, digging his nails into the cracks in the ship's hull. Swimming
+was out of the question, even if he knew anything about it. Besides,
+the water was icy cold. To reach him from the deck with the means at
+hand was impossible. So I grasped a piece of rope hanging from a rope
+ladder and, letting myself down the side of the ship, tried every way
+I could think of to lengthen my body as much as possible, till finally
+Fritz was barely able to catch hold of my left foot, which reached
+furthest down, while I held on above with my right hand. "Take hold,
+Fritz!" But the doughty fellow, who may have realized that we should
+both be lost if he really took a firm hold, contented himself with
+laying his hand lightly upon the toe of my boot, and little as that
+was, it nevertheless sufficed to keep his head above water. To be
+sure, he may have been by natural endowment a "water treader," as they
+are called; or he may have had the traditional luck of the
+illegitimate, which seems to me on second thought more probable. In
+any case he kept afloat till some people came from the shore and
+reached a punt-pole down to him, while some others untied a boat
+lying at Hannemann's Clapper and rowed it into the space between the
+ships to fish him out. The moment that the saving punt-pole arrived
+some man unknown to me reached down from the ladder, seized me by the
+collar, and with a vigorous jerk hoisted me back on deck.
+
+On this occasion not a word of reproach was uttered, though I could
+not say as much of any other occasion of the kind. The people took
+Fritz Ehrlich, drenched and freezing, to a house in the immediate
+neighborhood, while the rest of us started home in a very humble frame
+of mind. To be sure, I had also a feeling of elation, despite the fact
+that my prospects for the future were not of the pleasantest. But my
+fears were not realized. Quite the contrary. The following morning, as
+I was starting to school, my father met me in the hall and stopped me.
+Neighbor Pietzker, the good man with the nightcap, had been tattling
+again, though with better intentions than usual.
+
+"I've heard the whole business," said my father. "Why, in the name of
+heaven, can't you be obedient! But we'll let it pass, since you
+acquitted yourself so well. I know all the details. Pietzker across
+the street ..."
+
+Hereupon I was allowed to go to school.
+
+
+
+
+SIR RIBBECK OF RIBBECK[3]
+
+By THEODOR FONTANE
+
+
+
+ Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland--
+ A pear-tree in his yard did stand,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ When pears were shining far and wide,
+ Sir Ribbeck, when barely the bells struck noon,
+ Would stuff both his pockets with pears right soon.
+ If a boy in clogs would come his way,
+ He would call: "My boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl he'd call: "Little maid over there,
+ Now come here to me, and I'll give you a pear."
+ And thus he did ever, as years went by,
+ Till Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck came to die.
+ He felt his end coming, 'twas autumn-tide,
+ And the pears were laughing, far and wide,
+ Then spoke Sir Ribbeck: "And now I must die.
+ Lay a pear in my grave, beside me to lie!"
+ From the double-roofed house in three days more,
+ Sir Ribbeck to his grave they bore.
+ All the peasants and cotters with solemn face,
+ Did sing: "Lord Jesus, in Thy Grace"--
+ And the children moaned with hearts of lead:
+ "Who will give us a pear? Now he is dead."
+ Thus moaned the children--that was not good--
+ Not knowing old Ribbeck as they should.
+ The new, to be sure, is a miser hard;
+ Over park and pear-tree he keeps stern guard.
+ But the old, who this doubtless could foretell,
+ Distrusting his son, he knew right well
+ What he was about when he bade them lay
+ A pear in his grave, on his dying day:
+
+ Out of his silent haunt, in the third year,
+ A little pear-tree shoot did soon appear.
+ And many a year now comes and goes,
+ But a pear-tree on the grave there grows,
+ And in the golden autumn-tide,
+ The pears are shining far and wide.
+ When a boy o'er the grave-yard wends his way,
+ The tree whispers: "Boy, have a pear today?"
+ To a girl it says: "Little maid over there,
+ Come here to me and I'll give you a pear."
+ So there are blessings still from the hand
+ Of Sir Ribbeck of Ribbeck in Havelland.
+
+
+[Footnote 3: Translator: Margarete Muensterberg.]
+
+
+THE BRIDGE BY THE TAY[4] (1879)
+
+/#
+"_When shall we three meet again_".--Macbeth
+#/
+
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "The dam of the bridge at seven attain!"
+ "By the pier in the middle. I'll put out amain
+ "The flames."
+ "I too."
+ "I'll come from the north."
+ "And I from the south."
+ "From the sea I'll soar forth."
+
+ "Ha, that will be a merry-go-round,
+ The bridge must sink into the ground."
+ "And with the train what shall we do
+ That crosses the bridge at seven?"
+ "That too."
+ "That must go too!"
+ "A bawble, a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest;
+ They gaze and wait a light to spy
+ That over the water "I'm coming!" should cry,
+ "I'm coming--night and storm are vain--
+ I from Edinburg the train!"
+
+ And the bridgekeeper says: "I see a gleam
+ On the other shore. That's it, I deem.
+ Now mother, away with bad dreams, for see,
+ Our Johnnie is coming--he'll want his tree,
+ And what is left of candles, light
+ As if it were on Christmas night.
+ Twice we shall have our Christmas cheer--
+ In eleven minutes he must be here."
+
+ It is the train, with the gale it vies
+ And panting by the south tower flies.
+ "There's the bridge still," says Johnnie. "But that's all right,
+ We'll make it surely out of spite!
+ A solid boiler and double steam
+ Should win in such a fight, 'twould seem,
+ Let it rave and rage and run at its bent,
+ We'll put it down: this element!
+
+ And our bridge is our pride. I must laugh always
+ When I think back of the olden days,
+ And all the trouble and misery
+ That with the wretched boat would be;
+ And many cheerful Christmas nights
+ I spent at the ferryman's house--the lights
+ From our windows I'd watch and count them o'er,
+ And could not reach the other shore."
+
+ The bridgekeeper's house that stands in the north--
+ All windows to the south look forth,
+ And the inmates there without peace or rest
+ Are gazing southward with anxious zest:
+ More furious grew the winds' wild games,
+ And now, as if the sky poured flames,
+ Comes shooting down a radiance bright
+ O'er the water below.--Now again all is night.
+
+ "When shall we three meet again?"
+ "At midnight the top of the mountain attain!"
+ "By the alder-stem on the high moorland plain!"
+ "I'll come."
+ "And I too."
+ "And the number I'll tell."
+ "And I the names."
+ "I the torture right well."
+ "Whoo!
+ Like splinters the woodwork crashed in two."
+ "A bawble,--a naught,
+ What the hand of man hath wrought!"
+
+
+[Footnote 4: Translator: Margarete Muensterberg.]
+
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+
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