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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13943 ***
+
+THE POCKET LIBRARY
+OF
+ENGLISH LITERATURE
+
+Edited by GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+A collection, in separate volumes, partly of extracts from
+long books, partly of short pieces, by the same writer, on the
+same subject, or of the same class.
+
+Vol I.--Tales of Mystery.
+ II.--Political Verse.
+ III.--Defoe's Minor Novels.
+ IV.--Political Pamphlets.
+ V.--Seventeenth Century Lyrics.
+ VI.--Elizabethan and Jacobean Pamphlets.
+
+
+
+
+POLITICAL PAMPHLETS
+
+
+EDITED BY
+GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+LONDON
+PERCIVAL AND CO.
+1892
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER. (By George Savile, Marquess of Halifax)
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS. (By Daniel Defoe)
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS. (By Jonathan Swift)
+To the Tradesmen, Shop-Keepers, Farmers, and Common-People in general,
+of the Kingdom of Ireland; concerning the Brass half-pence coined by
+Mr. Wood
+
+A Letter to Mr. Harding the Printer, upon occasion of a Paragraph in
+his News-Paper of August 1, 1724, relating to Mr. Wood's Half-pence
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE. (By the Right Honourable
+Edmund Burke)
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS. (By Sydney Smith)
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW. (By William Cobbett)
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER. (By Sir Walter Scott)
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+It is sometimes thought, and very often said, that political writing,
+after its special day is done, becomes more dead than any other kind
+of literature, or even journalism. I do not know whether my own
+judgment is perverted by the fact of a special devotion to the
+business, but it certainly seems to me that both the thought and the
+saying are mistakes. Indeed, a rough-and-ready refutation of them is
+supplied by the fact that, in no few cases, political pieces have
+entered into the generally admitted stock of the best literary things.
+If they are little read, can we honestly say that other things in the
+same rank are read much more? And is there not the further plea, by no
+means contradictory, nor even merely alternative, that the best
+examples of them are, as a rule, merged in huge collected 'Works,' or,
+in the case of authors who have not attained to that dignity, simply
+inaccessible to the general? At any rate my publishers have consented
+to let me try the experiment of gathering certain famous things of the
+sort in this volume, and the public must decide.
+
+I do not begin very early, partly because examples of the Elizabethan
+political pamphlet, or what supplied its place, will be given in
+another volume of the series exclusively devoted to the pamphlet
+literature of the reigns of Eliza and our James, partly for a still
+better reason presently to be explained. On the other hand, though
+another special volume is devoted to Defoe, the immortal _Shortest Way
+with the Dissenters_ is separated from the rest of his work, and given
+here. Most of the contents, however, represent authors not otherwise
+represented in the series, and though very well known indeed by name,
+less read than quoted. The suitableness of the political pamphlet,
+both by size and self-containedness, for such a volume as this, needs
+no justification except that which it, like everything else, must
+receive, by being put to the proof of reading.
+
+There is no difficulty in showing, with at least sufficient critical
+exactness, why it is not possible or not desirable to select examples
+from very early periods even of strictly modern history. The causes
+are in part the same as those which delayed the production of really
+capital political verse (which has been treated in another volume),
+but they are not wholly the same. The Martin Marprelate pamphlets are
+strictly political; so are many things earlier, later, and
+contemporary with them, by hands known and unknown, great and small,
+skilled and unskilled; so are some even in the work of so great a man
+as Bacon. But very many things were wanting to secure the conditions
+necessary to the perfect pamphlet. There was not the political
+freedom; there was not the public; there was not the immediate object;
+there was not, last and most of all, the style. Political utterances
+under a more or less despotic, or, as the modern euphemism goes,
+'personal' government, were almost necessarily those of a retained
+advocate, who expected his immediate reward, on the one hand; or of a
+rebel, who stood to make his account with office if he succeeded, or
+with savage punishment if he failed, on the other. A distant prospect
+of impeachment, of the loss of ears, hands, or life if the tide turns,
+is a stimulant to violence rather than to vigour. I do not think,
+however, that this is the most important factor in the problem.
+Parliamentary government, with a limited franchise of tolerably
+intelligent voters, a party system, and newspapers comparatively
+undeveloped, may not suit an ideally perfect _politeia_, but it is
+the very hotbed in which to nourish the pamphlet. There is also a
+style, as there is a time, for all things; and no style could be so
+well suited for the pamphlet as the balanced, measured, pointed, and
+polished style which Dryden and Tillotson and Temple brought in during
+the third quarter of the seventeenth century, and which did not go out
+of fashion till the second quarter of the nineteenth. We have indeed
+seen pamphlets proper exercising considerable influence in quite
+recent times; but in no instance that I can remember has this been due
+to any literary merits, and I doubt whether even the bare fact will be
+soon or often renewed in our days. The written word--the written word
+of condensed, strengthened, spirited literature--has lost much, if not
+all, of its force with an enormously increased electorate, and a
+bewildering multiplicity of print and speech of all kinds.
+
+Whatever justice these reasonings may have or may lack, the facts
+speak for themselves, as facts intelligently regarded have a habit of
+doing. The first pamphlets proper of great literary merit and great
+political influence are those of Halifax in the first movement of real
+party struggle during the reign of Charles the Second; the last which
+unite the same requisites are those of Scott on the eve of the first
+Reform Bill. The leaflet and circular war of the anti-Corn Law League
+must be ruled out as much as Mr. Gladstone's _Bulgarian Horrors_.
+
+This leaves us a period of almost exactly a hundred and fifty years,
+during which the kind, whether in good or bad examples, was of
+constant influence; while its best instances enriched literature with
+permanent masterpieces in little. I do not think that any moderately
+instructed person will find much difficulty in comprehending the
+specimens here given. I am sure that no moderately intelligent one
+will fail, with a very little trouble, to take delight in them. I do
+not know whether an artful generaliser could get anything out of the
+circumstances in which the best of them grew; I should say myself that
+nothing more than the system of government, the conditions of the
+electorate and the legislature, and the existence from time to time of
+a superheated state in political feeling, can or need be collected. In
+some respects, to my own taste, the first of these examples is also
+the best. To Halifax full justice has never been done, for we have had
+no capable historian of the late seventeenth century but Macaulay, and
+Halifax's defect of fervour as a Jacobite was more than made up to
+Macaulay by his defect of fervour as a Williamite. As for the moderns,
+I have myself more than once failed to induce editors of 'series' to
+give Halifax a place. Yet Macaulay himself has been fairer to the
+great Trimmer than to most persons with whom he was not in full
+sympathy. The weakness of Halifax's position is indeed obvious. When
+you run first to one side of the boat and then to the other, you have
+ten chances of sinking to one of trimming her. To hold fast to one
+party only, and to keep that from extremes, is the only secret, and it
+is no great disgrace to Halifax, that in the very infancy of the party
+and parliamentary system, he did not perceive it. But this hardly
+interferes at all with the excellence of his pamphlets. The polished
+style, the admirable sense, the subdued and yet ever present wit, the
+avoidance of excessive cleverness (the one thing that the average
+Briton will not stand), the constant eye on the object, are
+unmistakable. They are nearly as forcible as Dryden's political and
+controversial prefaces, which are pamphlets themselves in their way,
+and they excel them in knowledge of affairs, in urbanity, in
+adaptation to the special purpose. In all these points they resemble
+more than anything else the pamphlets of Paul Louis Courier, and
+there can be no higher praise than this.
+
+No age in English history was more fertile in pamphlets than the
+reigns of William and of Anne. Some men of real distinction
+occasionally contributed to them, and others (such as Ferguson and
+Maynwaring) obtained such literary notoriety as they possess by their
+means. The total volume of the kind produced during the quarter of a
+century between the Revolution and the accession of George the First
+would probably fill a considerable library. But the examples which
+really deserve exhumation are very few, and I doubt whether any can
+pretend to vie with the masterpieces of Defoe and Swift. Both these
+great writers were accomplished practitioners in the art, and the
+characteristics of both lent themselves with peculiar yet strangely
+different readiness to the work. They addressed, indeed, different
+sections of what was even then the electorate. Defoe's unpolished
+realism and his exact adaptation of tone, thought, taste, and fancy to
+the measure of the common Englishman were what chiefly gave him a
+hearing. Swift aimed and flew higher, but also did not miss the lower
+mark. No one has ever doubted that Johnson's depreciation of _The
+Conduct of the Allies_ was half special perversity (for he was always
+unjust to Swift), half mere humorous paradox. For there was much more
+of this in the doctor's utterances than his admirers, either in his
+own day or since, have always recognised, or have sometimes been
+qualified by Providence to recognise. As for the _Drapier's Letters_ I
+can never myself admire them enough, and they seem to me to have been
+on the whole under-rather than over-valued by posterity.
+
+The 'Great Walpolian Battle' and the attacks on Bute and other
+favourite ministers were very fertile in the pamphlet, but already
+there were certain signs of alteration in its character. Pulteney and
+Walpole's other adversaries had already glimmerings of the newspaper
+proper, that is to say, of the continual dropping fire rather than the
+single heavy broadside; to adopt a better metaphor still, of a
+regimental and professional soldiery rather than of single volunteer
+champions. The _Letters of Junius_, which for some time past have been
+gradually dropping from their former somewhat undue pride of place
+(gained and kept as much by the factitious mystery of their origin as
+by anything else) to a station more justly warranted, are no doubt
+themselves pamphlets of a kind; but they are separated from pamphlets
+proper not less by their contents than by their form and continuity.
+The real difference is this, that the pamphlet, though often if not
+always personal enough, should always and generally does affect at
+least to discuss a general question of principle or policy, whereas
+Junius is always personal first, and very generally last also. On the
+other hand, Burke, whether his productions be called Speeches or
+Letters, Thoughts or Reflections, is always a pamphleteer in heart and
+soul, in form and matter. If the resemblance of his pamphlets to
+speeches gives the force and fire, it is certain that the resemblance
+of his speeches to pamphlets accounts for that 'dinner-bell' effect of
+his which has puzzled some people and shocked others. Burke always
+argued the point, if he only argued one side of it, and it is the
+special as it is the saving grace of the pamphlet that it must, or at
+least should, be an argument, and not merely an invective or an
+innuendo, a sermon or a lampoon.
+
+Sydney Smith belonged both to the old school and the new. He was both
+pamphleteer and journalist; but he kept the form and even to some
+extent the style of his pamphlets and his articles well apart. I may
+seem likely to have some difficulty in admitting the claim of Cobbett
+after disallowing that of Junius under the definition just given, but
+I have no very great fear of being unable to making it good. Much as
+Cobbett disliked persons, and crotchety as he was in his dislikes,
+they were always dislikes of principle in the bottom. The singular
+Tory-Radicalism which Cobbett exhibited, and which has made some rank
+him unduly low, was no doubt partly due to accidents of birth and
+education, and to narrowness of intellectual form. But boroughmongering
+after all was a Whig rather than a Tory institution, and Cobbett's
+hatred of it, as well as that desire for the maintenance of a kind of
+manufacturing yeomanry (not wholly different from the later ideal of
+Mr. William Morris,) which was his other guiding principle throughout,
+was by no means alien from pure Toryism. His work in relation to Reform,
+moreover, is unmistakable--as unmistakable as is that of Sydney Smith,
+who precedes him here, with regard to Catholic Emancipation. I should
+have voted and written against both these things had I lived then; but
+this does not make me enjoy Cobbett or Sydney any the less.
+
+As for the latest example I have selected, it is a crucial one. The
+_Letters of Malachi Malagrowther_ come from a man who is not often
+rated high as a political thinker, even by those who sympathise with
+his political views. But here as elsewhere the politician, no less
+than the poet, the critic, the historian, bears the penalty of the
+pre-eminent greatness of the novelist. Nothing is more uncritical than
+to regard Scott as a mere sentimentalist in politics, and I cannot
+think that any competent judge can do so after reading _Malagrowther_,
+even after reading Scott's own Diary and letters on the subject. As he
+there explains, he was not greatly carried, as a rule, to interest
+himself in the details of politics. As both Lockhart and he admit, he
+might not have been so interested even at this juncture had it not
+been for the chagrin at his own misfortunes, which, nobly and
+stoically repressed as it was, required some issue. But his general
+principle on this occasion was clear; it can be thoroughly apprehended
+and appreciated even by an Englishman of Englishmen. It was thoroughly
+justified by the event, and, I may perhaps be permitted to observe,
+ran exactly contrary to a sentiment rather widely adopted of late. No
+man, whether in public writings or private conduct, could be more set
+than Scott was against a spurious Scotch particularism. He even earned
+from silly Scots maledictions for the chivalrous justice he dealt to
+England in _The Lord of the Isles_, and the common-sense justice he
+dealt to her in the mouth of Bailie Jarvie. But he was not more
+staunch for the political Union than he was for the preservation of
+minor institutions, manners, and character; and the proposed
+interference with Scotch banking seemed to him to be one of the things
+tending to make good Scotchmen, as he bluntly told Croker, 'damned
+mischievous Englishmen.' Therefore he arose and spoke, and though he
+averted the immediate attempt, yet the prophecies which he uttered
+were amply fulfilled in other ways after the Reform Bill.
+
+These, then, are the principles on which I have selected the pieces
+that follow (some minor reasons for the particular choices being given
+in the special introductions):--That they should be pamphlets proper
+(_Malachi_ appeared first in a newspaper, but that was a sign of the
+time chiefly, and the numbers of Cobbett's _Register_ were practically
+independent pieces); that they should deal with special subjects of
+burning political, and not merely personal, interest; and that they
+should either directly or in the long-run have exercised an actual
+determining influence on the course of politics and history. This last
+point is undoubted in the case of the examples from Halifax, Swift,
+Burke (who more than any one man pointed and steeled the resistance
+of England to Jacobin tyranny), and Scott; it was less immediate, but
+scarcely more dubious in those of Defoe, Cobbett, and Sydney Smith.
+And so in all humility I make my bow as introducer once more to the
+English public of these Seven Masters of English political writing.
+
+
+
+
+I.--'LETTER TO A DISSENTER'
+
+BY GEORGE SAVILE, MARQUESS OF HALIFAX
+
+
+(_There is no doubt that Halifax's work deserves to rank first in a
+collection of political pamphlets. He signed none; it was indeed
+almost impossible for a prominent person in the State then safely or
+decently to do so, and different attributions were made at the time of
+some of them, as of the _Character of a Trimmer_ to Coventry, and of
+this _Letter_ (this 'masterly little tract,' as Macaulay justly calls
+it) to Temple. But shortly after his death all were published as his
+unchallenged, and there never has been any doubt of their authorship
+in the minds of good judges. Four of them are so good that extrinsic
+reasons have to be brought in for preferring one to the other. The
+_Character of a Trimmer_ is rather too long for my scheme; the _Anatomy
+of an Equivalent_ is too technical, and requires too much illustration
+and exegesis; the _Cautions for Choice of Members of Parliament_,
+though practically valuable to the present day, is a little too
+general. The _Letter to a Dissenter_ escapes all these objections. It
+is brief, it is thoroughly to the point, it is comprehensible almost
+without note or comment to any one who remembers the broad fact that
+by his Declaration of Indulgence James the Second attempted to detach,
+and almost succeeded in detaching, the Dissenters from their common
+cause with the Church in opposing his enfranchisement of the Roman
+Catholics, and his preferment of them to great offices. As for its
+author, his most eminent acts are written in the pages of the
+universally read historian above quoted. But he was in reality more of
+a Tory than it suited Macaulay to represent him, though he gloried in
+the name of Trimmer, and certainly showed what is called in modern
+political slang a 'crossbench mind' not only during the madness of the
+Popish plot, during the greater madness of James's assaults on the
+Church, the Constitution, and private rights, but also (after the
+Revolution) towards William of Orange. Born about 1630 he died in
+April 1695, leaving the fame, unjustified by any samples in those
+unreported days, of the greatest orator of his time, a reputation as a
+wit which was partly inherited by his grandson, Chesterfield, and the
+small volume of _Miscellanies_, on which we here draw. The pamphlet
+itself appeared in April 1687._)
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER TO A DISSENTER, UPON OCCASION OF HIS MAJESTY'S LATE GRACIOUS
+DECLARATION OF INDULGENCE
+
+
+Sir--Since addresses are in fashion, give me leave to make one to you.
+This is neither the effect of fear, interest, or resentment; therefore
+you may be sure it is sincere: and for that reason it may expect to be
+kindly received. Whether it will have power enough to convince,
+dependeth upon the reasons of which you are to judge; and upon your
+preparation of mind, to be persuaded by truth, whenever it appeareth
+to you. It ought not to be the less welcome for coming from a friendly
+hand, one whose kindness to you is not lessened by difference of
+opinion, and who will not let his thoughts for the public be so tied
+or confined to this or that sub-division of Protestants as to stifle
+the charity, which besides all other arguments, is at this time become
+necessary to preserve us.
+
+I am neither surprised nor provoked, to see that in the condition you
+were put into by the laws, and the ill circumstances you lay under, by
+having the Exclusion and Rebellion laid to your charge, you were
+desirous to make yourselves less uneasy and obnoxious to authority.
+Men who are sore, run to the nearest remedy with too much haste to
+consider all the consequences: grains of allowance are to be given,
+where nature giveth such strong influences. When to men under
+sufferings it offereth ease, the present pain will hardly allow time
+to examine the remedies; and the strongest reason can hardly gain a
+fair audience from our mind, whilst so possessed, till the smart is a
+little allayed.
+
+I do not know whether the warmth that naturally belongeth to new
+friendships, may not make it a harder task for me to persuade you. It
+is like telling lovers, in the beginning of their joys, that they will
+in a little time have an end. Such an unwelcome style doth not easily
+find credit. But I will suppose you are not so far gone in your new
+passion, but that you will hear still; and therefore I am also under
+the less discouragement, when I offer to your consideration two
+things. The _first_ is, the cause you have to suspect your new
+friends. The _second_, the duty incumbent upon you, in Christianity
+and prudence, not to hazard the public safety, neither by desire of
+ease nor of revenge.
+
+To the _first_. Consider that notwithstanding the smooth language
+which is now put on to engage you, these new friends did not make you
+their choice, but their refuge. They have ever made their first
+courtships to the Church of England, and when they were rejected
+there, they made their application to you in the second place. The
+instances of this might be given in all times. I do not repeat them,
+because whatsoever is unnecessary must be tedious; the truth of this
+assertion being so plain as not to admit a dispute. You cannot
+therefore reasonably flatter yourselves that there is any inclination
+to you. They never pretended to allow you any quarter, but to usher in
+liberty for themselves under that shelter. I refer you to Mr.
+Coleman's Letters, and to the Journals of Parliament, where you may be
+convinced, if you can be so mistaken as to doubt; nay, at this very
+hour they can hardly forbear, in the height of their courtship, to let
+fall hard words of you. So little is nature to be restrained; it will
+start out sometimes, disdaining to submit to the usurpation of art and
+interest.
+
+This alliance, between liberty and infallibility, is bringing together
+the two most contrary things that are in the world. The Church of Rome
+doth not only dislike the allowing liberty, but by its principles it
+cannot do it. Wine is not more expressly forbid to the Mahometans,
+than giving heretics liberty to the Papists. They are no more able to
+make good their vows to you, than men married before, and their wife
+alive, can confirm their contract with another. The continuance of
+their kindness would be a habit of sin, of which they are to repent;
+and their absolution is to be had upon no other terms than their
+promise to destroy you. You are therefore to be hugged now, only that
+you may be the better squeezed at another time. There must be
+something extraordinary when the Church of Rome setteth up bills, and
+offereth plaisters, for tender consciences. By all that hath hitherto
+appeared, her skill in chirurgery lieth chiefly in a quick hand to cut
+off limbs; but she is the worst at healing of any that ever pretended
+to it.
+
+To come so quick from another extreme is such an unnatural motion that
+you ought to be upon your guard. The other day you were Sons of
+Belial; now you are Angels of Light. This is a violent change, and it
+will be fit for you to pause upon it before you believe it. If your
+features are not altered, neither is their opinion of you, whatever
+may be pretended. Do you believe less than you did that there is
+idolatry in the Church of Rome? Sure you do not. See, then, how they
+treat, both in words and writing, those who entertain that opinion.
+Conclude from hence, how inconsistent their favour is with this single
+article, except they give you a dispensation for this too, and not by
+a _non obstante_, secure you that they will not think the worse of
+you.
+
+Think a little how dangerous it is to build upon a foundation of
+paradoxes. Popery now is the only friend to liberty, and the known
+enemy to persecution. The men of Taunton and Tiverton are above all
+other eminent for Loyalty. The Quakers, from being declared by the
+Papists not to be Christians, are now made favourites, and taken into
+their particular protection; they are on a sudden grown the most
+accomplished men of the kingdom in good breeding, and give thanks with
+the best grace in double-refined language. So that I should not
+wonder, though a man of that persuasion, in spite of his hat, should
+be Master of the Ceremonies. Not to say harsher words, these are such
+very new things, that it is impossible not to suspend our belief, till
+by a little more experience, we may be informed whether they are
+realities or apparitions. We have been under shameful mistakes, if
+these opinions are true; but for the present we are apt to be
+incredulous, except that we could be convinced that the priest's words
+in this case too are able to make such a sudden and effectual change;
+and that their power is not limited to the Sacrament, but that it
+extendeth to alter the nature of all other things, as often as they
+are so disposed.
+
+Let me now speak of the instruments of your friendship, and then leave
+you to judge whether they do not afford matter of suspicion. No
+sharpness is to be mingled, where healing only is intended; so nothing
+will be said to expose particular men, how strong soever the
+temptation may be, or how clear the proofs to make it out. A word or
+two in general, for your better caution, shall suffice. Suppose then,
+for argument's sake, that the mediators of this new alliance should
+be such as have been formerly employed in treaties of the same kind,
+and there detected to have acted by order, and to have been empowered
+to give encouragements and rewards. Would not this be an argument to
+suspect them?
+
+If they should plainly be under engagements to one side, their
+arguments to the other ought to be received accordingly. Their fair
+pretences are to be looked upon as a part of their commission, which
+may not improbably give them a dispensation in the case of truth, when
+it may bring a prejudice upon the service of those by whom they are
+employed.
+
+If there should be men, who having formerly had means and authority to
+persuade by secular arguments, have, in pursuance of that power,
+sprinkled money among the Dissenting ministers; and if those very men
+should now have the same authority, practise the same methods, and
+disburse where they cannot otherwise persuade; it seemeth to me to be
+rather an evidence than a presumption of the deceit.
+
+If there should be ministers amongst you, who by having fallen under
+temptations of this kind, are in some sort engaged to continue their
+frailty, by the awe they are in lest it should be exposed; the
+persuasions of these unfortunate men must sure have the less force,
+and their arguments, though never so specious, are to be suspected,
+when they come from men who have mortgaged themselves to severe
+creditors, that expect a rigorous observance of the contract, let it
+be never so unwarrantable. If these, or any others, should at this
+time preach up anger and vengeance against the Church of England; may
+it not without injustice be suspected that a thing so plainly out of
+season springeth rather from corruption than mistake; and that those
+who act this choleric part, do not believe themselves, but only pursue
+higher directions, and endeavour to make good that part of their
+contract, which obligeth them, upon a forfeiture, to make use of their
+enflaming eloquence? They might apprehend their wages would be
+retrenched if they should be moderate: and therefore, whilst violence
+is their interest, those who have not the same arguments have no
+reason to follow such a partial example.
+
+If there should be men, who by the load of their crimes against the
+Government, have been bowed down to comply with it against their
+conscience; who by incurring the want of a pardon, have drawn upon
+themselves a necessity of an entire resignation, such men are to be
+lamented, but not to be believed. Nay, they themselves, when they have
+discharged their unwelcome talk, will be inwardly glad that their
+forced endeavours do not succeed, and are pleased when men resist
+their insinuations; which are far from being voluntary or sincere, but
+are squeezed out of them by the weight of their being so obnoxious.
+
+If, in the height of this great dearness, by comparing things, it
+should happen that at this instant there is much a surer friendship
+with those who are so far from allowing liberty that they allow no
+living to a Protestant under them--let the scene lie in what part of
+the world it will, the argument will come home, and sure it will
+afford sufficient ground to suspect. Apparent contradictions must
+strike us; neither nature nor reason can digest them. Self-flattery,
+and the desire to deceive ourselves, to gratify present appetite, with
+all their power, which is great, cannot get the better of such broad
+conviction, as some things carry along with them. Will you call these
+vain and empty suspicions? Have you been at all times so void of fears
+and jealousies, as to justify your being so unreasonably valiant in
+having none upon this occasion? Such an extraordinary courage at this
+unseasonable time, to say no more, is too dangerous a virtue to be
+commended.
+
+If then, for these and a thousand other reasons, there is cause to
+suspect, sure your new friends are not to dictate to you, or advise
+you. For instance: the Addresses that fly abroad every week, and
+murder us with _another to the same_; the first draughts are made by
+those who are not very proper to be secretaries to the Protestant
+Religion: and it is your part only to write them out fairer again.
+
+Strange! that you, who have been formerly so much against _set
+forms_, should now be content the priests should indite for you. The
+nature of thanks is an unavoidable consequence of being pleased or
+obliged; they grow in the heart, and from thence show themselves
+either in looks, speech, writing, or action. No man was ever thankful
+because he was bid to be so, but because he had, or thought he had
+some reason for it. If then there is cause in this case to pay such
+extravagant acknowledgments, they will flow naturally, without taking
+such pains to procure them; and it is unkindly done to tire all the
+Post-horses with carrying circular letters, to solicit that which
+would be done without any trouble or constraint. If it is really in
+itself such a favour, what needeth so much pressing men to be
+thankful, and with such eager circumstances, that where persuasions
+cannot delude, threatenings are employed to fright them into a
+compliance? Thanks must be voluntary, not only unconstrained but
+unsolicited, else they are either trifles or snares, that either
+signify nothing or a great deal more than is intended by those that
+give them. If an inference should be made, that whosoever thanketh the
+King for his Declaration, is by that engaged to justify it in point of
+law; it is a greater stride than I presume all those care to make who
+are persuaded to address. It shall be supposed that all the thankers
+will be repealers of the Test, whenever a Parliament shall meet; such
+an expectation is better prevented before than disappointed
+afterwards; and the surest way to avoid the lying under such a scandal
+is not to do anything that may give a colour to the mistake. These
+bespoken thanks are little less improper than love-letters that were
+solicited by the lady to whom they are to be directed: so that,
+besides the little ground there is to give them, the manner of getting
+them doth extremely lessen their value. It might be wished that you
+would have suppressed your impatience, and have been content, for the
+sake of religion, to enjoy it within yourselves, without the liberty
+of a public exercise, till a Parliament had allowed it; but since that
+could not be, and that the articles of some amongst you have made use
+of the well-meant zeal of the generality to draw them into this
+mistake, I am so far from blaming you with that sharpness, which
+perhaps the matter in strictness would bear, that I am ready to err on
+the side of the more gentle construction.
+
+There is a great difference between enjoying quietly the advantages of
+an act irregularly done by others, and the going about to support it
+against the laws in being. The law is so sacred that no trespass
+against it is to be defended; yet frailties may in some measure be
+excused when they cannot be justified. The desire of enjoying liberty,
+from which men have been so long restrained, may be a temptation that
+their reason is not at all times able to resist. If in such a case
+some objections are leapt over, indifferent men will be more inclined
+to lament the occasion than to fall too hard upon the fault, whilst it
+is covered with the apology of a good intention. But where, to rescue
+yourselves from the severity of one law, you give a blow to all the
+laws, by which your religion and liberty are to be protected; and
+instead of silently receiving the benefit of this indulgence, you set
+up for advocates to support it, you become voluntary aggressors, and
+look like counsel retained by the prerogative against your old friend
+Magna Charta, who hath done nothing to deserve her falling thus under
+your displeasure.
+
+If the case then should be, that the price expected from you for this
+liberty is giving up your right in the laws, sure you will think twice
+before you go any further in such a losing bargain. After giving
+thanks for the breach of one law, you lose the right of complaining of
+the breach of all the rest; you will not very well know how to defend
+yourselves when you are pressed; and having given up the question when
+it was for your advantage, you cannot recall it when it shall be to
+your prejudice. If you will set up at one time a power to help you,
+which at another time, by parity of reason, shall be made use of to
+destroy you, you will neither be pitied nor relieved against a
+mischief which you draw upon yourselves by being so unreasonably
+thankful. It is like calling in auxiliaries to help, who are strong
+enough to subdue you. In such a case your complaints will come too
+late to be heard, and your sufferings will raise mirth instead of
+compassion.
+
+If you think, for your excuse, to expound your thanks, so as to
+restrain them to this particular case; others, for their ends, will
+extend them further: and in these differing interpretations, that
+which is backed by authority will be the most likely to prevail;
+especially when, by the advantage you have given them, they have in
+truth the better of the argument, and that the inferences from your
+own concessions are very strong and express against you. This is so
+far from being a groundless supposition, that there was a late
+instance of it in the last session of Parliament, in the House of
+Lords, where the first thanks, though things of course, were
+interpreted to be the approbation of the King's whole speech, and a
+restraint from the further examination of any part of it, though never
+so much disliked; and it was with difficulty obtained, not to be
+excluded from the liberty of objecting to this mighty prerogative of
+dispensing, merely by this innocent and usual piece of good manners,
+by which no such thing could possibly be intended.
+
+This showeth that some bounds are to be put to your good breeding, and
+that the Constitution of England is too valuable a thing to be
+ventured upon a compliment. Now that you have for some time enjoyed
+the benefit of the end, it is time for you to look into the danger of
+the means. The same reason that made you desirous to get liberty must
+make you solicitous to preserve it, so that the next thought will
+naturally be, not to engage yourself beyond retreat; and to agree so
+far with the principles of all religion, as not to rely upon a
+death-bed repentance.
+
+There are certain periods of time, which being once past, make all
+cautions ineffectual, and all remedies desperate. Our understandings
+are apt to be hurried on by the first heats, which, if not restrained
+in time, do not give us leave to look back till it is too late.
+Consider this in the case of your anger against the Church of England,
+and take warning by their mistake in the same kind, when after the
+late King's Restoration they preserved so long the bitter taste of
+your rough usage to them in other times, that it made them forget
+their interest and sacrifice it to their revenge.
+
+Either you will blame this proceeding in them, and for that reason not
+follow it; or, if you allow it, you have no reason to be offended with
+them; so that you must either dismiss your anger or lose your excuse;
+except you should argue more partially than will be supposed of men of
+your morality and understanding.
+
+If you had now to do with those rigid prelates who made it a matter of
+conscience to give you the least indulgence, but kept you at an
+uncharitable distance, and even to your most reasonable scruples
+continued stiff and inexorable, the argument might be fairer on your
+side; but since the common danger has so laid open that mistake, that
+all the former haughtiness towards you is for ever extinguished, and
+that it hath turned the spirit of persecution into a spirit of peace,
+charity, and condescension; shall this happy change only affect the
+Church of England? And are you so in love with separation as not to be
+moved by this example? It ought to be followed, were there no other
+reason than that it is virtue; but when, besides that, it is become
+necessary to your preservation, it is impossible to fail the having
+its effect upon you.
+
+If it should be said that the Church of England is never humble but
+when she is out of power, and therefore loseth the right of being
+believed when she pretendeth to it: the answer is, _first_, It would
+be an uncharitable objection, and very much mistimed; an unseasonable
+triumph, not only ungenerous but unsafe: so that in these respects it
+cannot be urged without scandal, even though it could be said with
+truth. _Secondly_, This is not so in fact, and the argument must fall,
+being built upon a false foundation; for whatever may be told you at
+this very hour, and in the heat and glare of your perfect sunshine,
+the Church of England can in a moment bring clouds again, and turn
+the royal thunder upon your heads, blow you off the stage with a
+breath, if she would give but a smile or a kind word; the least
+glimpse of her compliance would throw you back into the state of
+suffering, and draw upon you all the arrears of severity which have
+accrued during the time of this kindness to you; and yet the Church of
+England, with all her faults, will not allow herself to be rescued by
+such unjustifiable means, but chooseth to bear the weight of power
+rather than lie under the burden of being criminal.
+
+It cannot be said that she is unprovoked: books and letters come out
+every day to call for answers, yet she will not be stirred. From the
+supposed authors and the style, one would swear they were undertakers,
+and had made a contract to fall out with the Church of England. There
+are lashes in every address, challenges to draw the pen in every
+pamphlet. In short, the fairest occasions in the world given to
+quarrel; but she wisely distinguisheth between the body of Dissenters,
+whom she will suppose to act, as they do, with no ill intent, and
+these small skirmishers, picked and sent out to piqueer, and to begin
+a fray amongst the Protestants for the entertainment as well as the
+advantage of the Church of Rome.
+
+This conduct is so good, that it will be scandalous not to applaud it.
+It is not equal dealing to blame our adversaries for doing ill, and
+not commend them when they do well.
+
+To hate them because they are persecuted, and not to be reconciled to
+them when they are ready to suffer rather than receive all the
+advantages that can be gained by a criminal compliance, is a principle
+no sort of Christians can own, since it would give an objection to
+them never to be answered.
+
+Think a little who they were that promoted your former persecutions,
+and then consider how it will look to be angry with the instruments,
+and at the same time to make a league with the authors of your
+sufferings.
+
+Have you enough considered what will be expected from you? Are you
+ready to stand in every borough by virtue of a _congé d'élire_, and
+instead of election be satisfied if you are returned?
+
+Will you, in parliament, justify the dispensing power, with all its
+consequences, and repeal the test, by which you will make way for the
+repeal of all the laws that were made to preserve your religion, and
+to enact others that shall destroy it?
+
+Are you disposed to change the liberty of debate into the merit of
+obedience; and to be made instruments to repeal or enact laws, when
+the Roman Consistory are Lords of the Articles?
+
+Are you so linked to your new friends as to reject any indulgence a
+parliament shall offer you, if it shall not be so comprehensive as to
+include the Papists in it?
+
+Consider that the implied conditions of your new treaty are no less
+than that you are to do everything you are desired, without examining;
+and that for this pretended liberty of conscience, your real freedom
+is to be sacrificed; your former faults hang like chains still about
+you, you are let loose only upon bail; the first act of non-compliance
+sendeth you to gaol again.
+
+You may see that the Papists themselves do not rely upon the legality
+of this power which you are to justify, since the being so very
+earnest to get it established by a law, and the doing such very hard
+things in order, as they think, to obtain it, is a clear evidence that
+they do not think that the single power of the Crown is in this case a
+good foundation; especially when this is done under a prince so very
+tender of the rights of sovereignty that he would think it a
+diminution to his prerogative, where he conceiveth it strong enough to
+go alone, to call in the legislative help to strengthen and support
+it.
+
+You have formerly blamed the Church of England, and not without
+reason, for going so far as they did in their compliance; and yet so
+soon as they stopped, you see they are not only deserted, but
+prosecuted. Conclude, then, from this example, that you must either
+break off your friendship or resolve to have no bounds in it. If they
+do succeed in their design, they will leave you first: if they do, you
+must either leave them, when it will be too late for your safety, or
+else, after the squeaziness of starting at a surplice, you must be
+forced to swallow Transubstantiation.
+
+Remember that the other day those of the Church of England were
+Trimmers for enduring you; and now, by a sudden turn, you are become
+the favourites. Do not deceive yourselves; it is not the nature of
+lasting plants thus to shoot up in a night; you may look gay and green
+for a little time, but you want a root to give you a continuance. It
+is not so long since, as to be forgotten, that the maxim was, It is
+impossible for a Dissenter not to be a REBEL. Consider at this time in
+France, even the new converts are so far from being employed that they
+are disarmed; their sudden change maketh them still to be distrusted,
+notwithstanding that they are reconciled; what are you to expect then
+from your dear friends, to whom, whenever they shall think fit to
+throw you off again, you have in other times given such arguments for
+their excuse?
+
+Besides all this you act very unskilfully against your visible
+interest, if you throw away the advantages of which you can hardly
+fail in the next probable Revolution. Things tend naturally to what
+you would have, if you would let them alone, and not by an
+unseasonable activity lose the influences of your good star, which
+promiseth you everything that is prosperous.
+
+The Church of England, convinced of its error in being severe to you;
+the Parliament, whenever it meeteth sure to be gentle to you; the next
+heir, bred in the country which you have so often quoted for a pattern
+of indulgence; a general agreement of all thinking men, that we must
+no more cut ourselves off from the Protestants abroad, but rather
+enlarge the foundations upon which we are to build our defences
+against the common enemy; so that in truth, all things seem to
+conspire to give you ease and satisfaction, if by too much haste to
+anticipate your good fortune you do not destroy it.
+
+The Protestants have but one article of human strength to oppose the
+power which is now against them, and that is not to lose the advantage
+of their numbers by being so unwary as to let themselves be divided.
+
+We all agree in our duty to our prince; our objections to his belief
+do not hinder us from seeing his virtues; and our not complying with
+his religion hath no effect upon our allegiance. We are not to be
+laughed out of our passive obedience, and the doctrine of
+non-resistance, though even those who perhaps owe the best part of
+their security to that principle are apt to make a jest of it.
+
+So that if we give no advantage by the fatal mistake of misapplying
+our anger, by the natural course of things this danger will pass away
+like a shower of hail; fair weather will succeed, as lowering as the
+sky now looketh, and all this by a plain and easy receipt. Let us be
+still, quiet, and undivided, firm at the same time to our religion,
+our loyalty, and our laws; and so long as we continue this method it
+is next to impossible that the odds of two hundred to one should lose
+the bet; except the Church of Rome, which hath been so long barren of
+miracles, should now, in her declining age, be brought to bed of one
+that would outdo the best she can brag of in her legend.
+
+To conclude, the short question will be, Whether you will join with
+those who must in the end run the same fate with you? If Protestants
+of all sorts, in their behaviour to one another, have been to blame,
+they are upon more equal terms, and, for that very reason, it is
+fitter for them now to be reconciled. Our disunion is not only a
+reproach, but a danger to us. Those who believe in modern miracles
+have more right, or at least more excuse, to neglect all secular
+caution; but for us, it is as justifiable to have no religion as
+wilfully to throw away the human means of preserving it.--I am, Dear
+Sir, your most affectionate humble Servant, T.W.
+
+
+
+
+II.--'THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS'
+
+BY DANIEL DEFOE
+
+
+(_Defoe wrote an enormous number of pamphlets; for great part of his
+life he might almost have been described as a pamphleteer pure and
+simple. In the vast lists of publications which his biographers and
+bibliographers have compiled, partly by industry and partly by
+imagination, by far the larger number of entries is of the pamphlet
+kind. Indeed, as most people know, Defoe did not take to the
+composition of the fiction which has made his name famous till very
+late in life. Born in the year 1661, he began pamphleteering when he
+was scarcely of age, and continued in that way (with occasional
+excursions into work larger in scale, but not very different in style
+or matter) for nearly forty years before the publication of _Robinson
+Crusoe_. His two most famous and most effective pamphlets were the
+so-called _Legion Letter_ and _The Shortest Way with the Dissenters_
+(given here), to which may perhaps be added the _Reasons against War
+with France_. All these, with many others, appeared within the
+compass of the years 1700-1702. The three together touched upon the
+three most burning questions of the late seventeenth and early
+eighteenth centuries--parliamentary factiousness, an aggressive policy
+abroad, and toleration at home. Little or no annotation is required
+for their comprehension, but the reader may amuse himself if he likes
+by meditating whether the _Shortest Way_ is irony or not. My own
+opinion is that it is not; being a simple statement of the actual
+views of the other side. The anecdotic history of the piece--how it
+was taken for serious by both sides, was prosecuted by Government, the
+author proclaimed, and a reward offered for his detection; how, the
+printer and publisher being arrested, Defoe surrendered, was tried,
+pleaded guilty, was fined, pilloried, and imprisoned--may be read in
+the biographies. His imprisonment lasted till August 1704, when Harley
+let him out, and he entered upon a course of rather mysterious service
+as a Government free-lance, which was continued under various
+ministries, and has not on the whole brought him credit with
+posterity. For many years, his remarkable _Review_, a political
+journal which he conducted single-handed, served as his chief organ;
+but he never gave up writing pamphlets till his death in 1731, though
+he never approached either the merit or the effect of that here
+given._)
+
+
+Sir Roger L'Estrange tells us a story in his collection of fables, of
+the cock and the horses. The cock was gotten to roost in the stable
+among the horses, and there being no racks or other conveniences for
+him, it seems he was forced to roost upon the ground. The horses
+jostling about for room, and putting the cock in danger of his life,
+he gives them this grave advice, 'Pray, gentlefolks, let us stand
+still, for fear we should tread upon one another.'
+
+There are some people in the world, who now they are unperched, and
+reduced to an equality with other people, and under strong and very
+just apprehensions of being further treated as they deserve, begin,
+with Æsop's cock, to preach up peace and union, and the Christian
+duties of moderation, forgetting that, when they had the power in
+their hands, these graces were strangers in their gates.
+
+It is now near fourteen years that the glory and peace of the purest
+and most flourishing Church in the world has been eclipsed, buffeted,
+and disturbed by a sort of men whom God in His providence has suffered
+to insult over her and bring her down. These have been the days of her
+humiliation and tribulation. She has borne with invincible patience
+the reproach of the wicked, and God has at last heard her prayers, and
+delivered her from the oppression of the stranger.
+
+And now they find their day is over, their power gone, and the throne
+of this nation possessed by a royal, English, true, and ever-constant
+member of, and friend to, the Church of England. Now they find that
+they are in danger of the Church of England's just resentments; now
+they cry out peace, union, forbearance, and charity, as if the Church
+had not too long harboured her enemies under her wing, and nourished
+the viperous brood till they hiss and fly in the face of the mother
+that cherished them.
+
+No, gentlemen, the time of mercy is past, your day of grace is over;
+you should have practised peace, and moderation, and charity, if you
+expected any yourselves.
+
+We have heard none of this lesson for fourteen years past. We have
+been huffed and bullied with your Act of Toleration; you have told us
+that you are the Church established by law, as well as others; have
+set up your canting synagogues at our church doors, and the Church and
+members have been loaded with reproaches, with oaths, associations,
+abjurations, and what not. Where has been the mercy, the forbearance,
+the charity, you have shown to tender consciences of the Church of
+England, that could not take oaths as fast as you made them; that
+having sworn allegiance to their lawful and rightful King, could not
+dispense with that oath, their King being still alive, and swear to
+your new hodge-podge of a Dutch Government? These have been turned out
+of their livings, and they and their families left to starve; their
+estates double taxed to carry on a war they had no hand in, and you
+got nothing by. What account can you give of the multitudes you have
+forced to comply, against their consciences, with your new sophistical
+politics, who, like new converts in France, sin because they cannot
+starve? And now the tables are turned upon you; you must not be
+persecuted; it is not a Christian spirit.
+
+You have butchered one king, deposed another king, and made a mock
+king of a third, and yet you could have the face to expect to be
+employed and trusted by the fourth. Anybody that did not know the
+temper of your party would stand amazed at the impudence, as well as
+folly, to think of it.
+
+Your management of your Dutch monarch, whom you reduced to a mere King
+of Clouts, is enough to give any future princes such an idea of your
+principles as to warn them sufficiently from coming into your
+clutches; and God be thanked the Queen is out of your hands, knows
+you, and will have a care of you.
+
+There is no doubt but the supreme authority of a nation has in itself
+a power, and a right to that power, to execute the laws upon any part
+of that nation it governs. The execution of the known laws of the
+land, and that with a weak and gentle hand neither, was all this
+fanatical party of this land have ever called persecution; this they
+have magnified to a height, that the sufferings of the Huguenots in
+France were not to be compared with. Now, to execute the known laws
+of a nation upon those who transgress them, after voluntarily
+consenting to the making those laws, can never be called persecution,
+but justice. But justice is always violence to the party offending,
+for every man is innocent in his own eyes. The first execution of the
+laws against Dissenters in England was in the days of King James the
+First; and what did it amount to truly? The worst they suffered was at
+their own request: to let them go to New England and erect a new
+colony, and give them great privileges, grants, and suitable powers,
+keep them under protection, and defend them against all invaders, and
+receive no taxes or revenue from them. This was the cruelty of the
+Church of England. Fatal leniency! It was the ruin of that excellent
+prince, King Charles the First. Had King James sent all the Puritans
+in England away to the West Indies, we had been a national, unmixed
+Church; the Church of England had been kept undivided and entire.
+
+To requite the lenity of the father they take up arms against the son;
+conquer, pursue, take, imprison, and at last put to death the anointed
+of God, and destroy the very being and nature of government, setting
+up a sordid impostor, who had neither title to govern nor
+understanding to manage, but supplied that want with power, bloody and
+desperate counsels, and craft without conscience.
+
+Had not King James the First withheld the full execution of the laws,
+had he given them strict justice, he had cleared the nation of them,
+and the consequences had been plain: his son had never been murdered
+by them nor the monarchy overwhelmed. It was too much mercy shown them
+was the ruin of his posterity and the ruin of the nation's peace. One
+would think the Dissenters should not have the face to believe that we
+are to be wheedled and canted into peace and toleration when they know
+that they have once requited us with a civil war, and once with an
+intolerable and unrighteous persecution for our former civility.
+
+Nay, to encourage us to be easy with them, it is apparent that they
+never had the upper hand of the Church, but they treated her with all
+the severity, with all the reproach and contempt that was possible.
+What peace and what mercy did they show the loyal gentry of the Church
+of England in the time of their triumphant Commonwealth? How did they
+put all the gentry of England to ransom, whether they were actually in
+arms for the King or not, making people compound for their estates and
+starve their families? How did they treat the clergy of the Church of
+England, sequestered the ministers, devoured the patrimony of the
+Church, and divided the spoil by sharing the Church lands among their
+soldiers, and turning her clergy out to starve? Just such measure as
+they have meted should be measured them again.
+
+Charity and love is the known doctrine of the Church of England, and
+it is plain she has put it in practice towards the Dissenters, even
+beyond what they ought, till she has been wanting to herself, and in
+effect unkind to her sons, particularly in the too much lenity of King
+James the First, mentioned before. Had he so rooted the Puritans from
+the face of the land, which he had an opportunity early to have done,
+they had not had the power to vex the Church as since they have done.
+
+In the days of King Charles the Second how did the Church reward their
+bloody doings with lenity and mercy, except the barbarous regicides of
+the pretended court of justice? Not a soul suffered for all the blood
+in an unnatural war. King Charles came in all mercy and love,
+cherished them, preferred them, employed them, withheld the rigour of
+the law, and oftentimes, even against the advice of his Parliament,
+gave them liberty of conscience; and how did they requite him with the
+villanous contrivance to depose and murder him and his successor at
+the Rye Plot?
+
+King James, as if mercy was the inherent quality of the family, began
+his reign with unusual favour to them. Nor could their joining with
+the Duke of Monmouth against him move him to do himself justice upon
+them; but that mistaken prince thought to win them by gentleness and
+love, proclaimed an universal liberty to them, and rather
+discountenanced the Church of England than them. How they requited him
+all the world knows.
+
+The late reign is too fresh in the memory of all the world to need a
+comment; how, under pretence of joining with the Church in redressing
+some grievances, they pushed things to that extremity, in conjunction
+with some mistaken gentlemen, as to depose the late King, as if the
+grievance of the nation could not have been redressed but by the
+absolute ruin of the prince. Here is an instance of their temper,
+their peace, and charity. To what height they carried themselves
+during the reign of a king of their own; how they crept into all
+places of trust and profit; how they insinuated into the favour of the
+King, and were at first preferred to the highest places in the nation;
+how they engrossed the ministry, and above all, how pitifully they
+managed, is too plain to need any remarks.
+
+But particularly their mercy and charity, the spirit of union, they
+tell us so much of, has been remarkable in Scotland. If any man would
+see the spirit of a Dissenter, let him look into Scotland. There they
+made entire conquest of the Church, trampled down the sacred orders,
+and suppressed the Episcopal government with an absolute, and, as they
+suppose, irretrievable victory, though it is possible they may find
+themselves mistaken. Now it would be a very proper question to ask
+their impudent advocate, the Observator, pray how much mercy and
+favour did the members of the Episcopal Church find in Scotland from
+the Scotch Presbyterian Government? and I shall undertake for the
+Church of England that the Dissenters shall still receive as much
+here, though they deserve but little.
+
+In a small treatise of the sufferings of the Episcopal clergy in
+Scotland, it will appear what usage they met with; how they not only
+lost their livings, but in several places were plundered and abused in
+their persons; the ministers that could not conform turned out with
+numerous families and no maintenance, and hardly charity enough left
+to relieve them with a bit of bread. And the cruelties of the parties
+are innumerable, and not to be attempted in this short piece.
+
+And now to prevent the distant cloud which they perceived to hang over
+their heads from England, with a true Presbyterian policy they put in
+for a union of nations, that England might unite their Church with the
+Kirk of Scotland, and their Presbyterian members sit in our House of
+Commons, and their Assembly of Scotch canting long-cloaks in our
+Convocation. What might have been if our fanatic Whiggish statesmen
+continued, God only knows; but we hope we are out of fear of that now.
+
+It is alleged by some of the faction--and they began to bully us with
+it--that if we won't unite with them they will not settle the crown
+with us again, but when Her Majesty dies, will choose a king for
+themselves.
+
+If they won't, we must make them, and it is not the first time we have
+let them know that we are able. The crowns of these kingdoms have not
+so far disowned the right of succession but they may retrieve it
+again; and if Scotland thinks to come off from a successive to an
+elective state of government, England has not promised not to assist
+the right heir and put them into possession without any regard to
+their ridiculous settlements.
+
+These are the gentlemen, these their ways of treating the Church, both
+at home and abroad. Now let us examine the reasons they pretend to
+give why we should be favourable to them, why we should continue and
+tolerate them among us.
+
+First, they are very numerous, they say; they are a great part of the
+nation, and we cannot suppress them.
+
+To this may be answered:--
+
+1. They are not so numerous as the Protestants in France, and yet the
+French King effectually cleared the nation of them at once, and we
+don't find he misses them at home. But I am not of the opinion they
+are so numerous as is pretended; their party is more numerous than
+their persons, and those mistaken people of the Church who are misled
+and deluded by their wheedling artifices to join with them, make
+their party the greater; but these will open their eyes when the
+Government shall set heartily about the work, and come off from them,
+as some animals, which they say always desert a house when it is
+likely to fall.
+
+2. The more numerous the more dangerous, and therefore the more need
+to suppress them; and God has suffered us to bear them as goads in our
+sides for not utterly extinguishing them long ago.
+
+3. If we are to allow them only because we cannot suppress them, then
+it ought to be tried whether we can or not; and I am of opinion it is
+easy to be done, and could prescribe ways and means, if it were
+proper; but I doubt not the Government will find effectual methods for
+the rooting the contagion from the face of this land.
+
+Another argument they use, which is this, that it is a time of war,
+and we have need to unite against the common enemy.
+
+We answer, this common enemy had been no enemy if they had not made
+him so. He was quiet, in peace, and no way disturbed or encroached
+upon us, and we know no reason we had to quarrel with him.
+
+But further, we make no question but we are able to deal with this
+common enemy without their help; but why must we unite with them
+because of the enemy? Will they go over to the enemy if we do not
+prevent it by a union with them? We are very well contented they
+should, and make no question we shall be ready to deal with them and
+the common enemy too, and better without them than with them.
+
+Besides, if we have a common enemy, there is the more need to be
+secure against our private enemies. If there is one common enemy, we
+have the less need to have an enemy in our bowels.
+
+It was a great argument some people used against suppressing the old
+money, that it was a time of war, and it was too great a risk for the
+nation to run; if we should not master it, we should be undone. And
+yet the sequel proved the hazard was not so great but it might be
+mastered, and the success was answerable. The suppressing the
+Dissenters is not a harder work nor a work of less necessity to the
+public. We can never enjoy a settled, uninterrupted union and
+tranquillity in this nation till the spirit of Whiggism, faction, and
+schism is melted down like the old money.
+
+To talk of the difficulty is to frighten ourselves with chimeras and
+notions of a powerful party, which are indeed a party without power.
+Difficulties often appear greater at a distance than when they are
+searched into with judgment and distinguished from the vapours and
+shadows that attend them.
+
+We are not to be frightened with it; this age is wiser than that by
+all our own experience and theirs too. King Charles the First had
+early suppressed this party if he had taken more deliberate measures.
+In short, it is not worth arguing to talk of their arms. Their
+Monmouths, and Shaftesburys, and Argyles are gone; their Dutch
+sanctuary is at an end; Heaven has made way for their destruction, and
+if we do not close with the Divine occasion we are to blame ourselves,
+and may remember that we had once an opportunity to serve the Church
+of England by extirpating her implacable enemies, and having let slip
+the minute that Heaven presented, may experimentally complain, _Post
+est occasio calva_.
+
+Here are some popular objections in the way:--
+
+As first, the Queen has promised them to continue them in their
+tolerated liberty, and has told us she will be a religious observer of
+her word.
+
+What Her Majesty will do we cannot help; but what, as head of the
+Church, she ought to do, is another case. Her Majesty has promised to
+protect and defend the Church of England, and if she cannot
+effectually do that without the destruction of the Dissenters, she
+must of course dispense with one promise to comply with another. But
+to answer this cavil more effectually: Her Majesty did never promise
+to maintain the toleration to the destruction of the Church; but it is
+upon supposition that it may be compatible with the well-being and
+safety of the Church, which she had declared she would take especial
+care of. Now if these two interests clash, it is plain Her Majesty's
+intentions are to uphold, protect, defend, and establish the Church,
+and this we conceive is impossible.
+
+Perhaps it may be said that the Church is in no immediate danger from
+the Dissenters, and therefore it is time enough. But this is a weak
+answer.
+
+For first, if a danger be real, the distance of it is no argument
+against, but rather a spur to quicken us to prevention, lest it be too
+late hereafter.
+
+And secondly, here is the opportunity, and the only one perhaps that
+ever the Church had, to secure herself and destroy her enemies.
+
+The representatives of the nation have now an opportunity; the time is
+come which all good men have wished for, that the gentlemen of England
+may serve the Church of England. Now they are protected and encouraged
+by a Church of England Queen.
+
+What will you do for your sister in the day that she shall be spoken
+for?
+
+If ever you will establish the best Christian Church in the world; if
+ever you will suppress the spirit of enthusiasm; if ever you will free
+the nation from the viperous brood that have so long sucked the blood
+of their mother; if ever you will leave your posterity free from
+faction and rebellion, this is the time. This is the time to pull up
+this heretical weed of sedition that has so long disturbed the peace
+of our Church and poisoned the good corn.
+
+But, says another hot and cold objector, this is renewing fire and
+faggot, reviving the act _De Heretico Comburendo_; this will be
+cruelty in its nature, and barbarous to all the world.
+
+I answer, it is cruelty to kill a snake or a toad in cold blood, but
+the poison of their nature makes it a charity to our neighbours to
+destroy those creatures, not for any personal injury received, but for
+prevention; not for the evil they have done, but the evil they may do.
+
+Serpents, toads, vipers, etc., are noxious to the body, and poison the
+sensitive life; these poison the soul, corrupt our posterity, ensnare
+our children, destroy the vitals of our happiness, our future
+felicity, and contaminate the whole mass.
+
+Shall any law be given to such wild creatures? Some beasts are for
+sport, and the huntsmen give them advantages of ground; but some are
+knocked on the head by all possible ways of violence and surprise.
+
+I do not prescribe fire and faggot, but, as Scipio said of Carthage,
+_Delenda est Carthago_. They are to be rooted out of this nation, if
+ever we will live in peace, serve God, or enjoy our own. As for the
+manner, I leave it to those hands who have a right to execute God's
+justice on the nation's and the Church's enemies.
+
+But if we must be frighted from this justice under the specious
+pretences and odious sense of cruelty, nothing will be effected: it
+will be more barbarous to our own children and dear posterity when
+they shall reproach their fathers, as we do ours, and tell us, 'You
+had an opportunity to root out this cursed race from the world under
+the favour and protection of a true English queen; and out of your
+foolish pity you spared them, because, forsooth, you would not be
+cruel; and now our Church is suppressed and persecuted, our religion
+trampled under foot, our estates plundered, our persons imprisoned and
+dragged to jails, gibbets, and scaffolds: your sparing this Amalekite
+race is our destruction, your mercy to them proves cruelty to your
+poor posterity.'
+
+How just will such reflections be when our posterity shall fall under
+the merciless clutches of this uncharitable generation, when our
+Church shall be swallowed up in schism, faction, enthusiasm, and
+confusion; when our Government shall be devolved upon foreigners, and
+our monarchy dwindled into a republic.
+
+It would be more rational for us, if we must spare this generation, to
+summon our own to a general massacre, and as we have brought them into
+the world free, send them out so, and not betray them to destruction
+by our supine negligence, and then cry, 'It is mercy.'
+
+Moses was a merciful, meek man, and yet with what fury did he run
+through the camp, and cut the throats of three and thirty thousand of
+his dear Israelites that were fallen into idolatry. What was the
+reason? It was mercy to the rest to make these examples, to prevent
+the destruction of the whole army.
+
+How many millions of future souls we save from infection and delusion
+if the present race of poisoned spirits were purged from the face of
+the land!
+
+It is vain to trifle in this matter, the light, foolish handling of
+them by mulcts, fines, etc.,--it is their glory and their advantage.
+If the gallows instead of the Counter, and the galleys instead of the
+fines, were the reward of going to a conventicle, to preach or hear,
+there would not be so many sufferers. The spirit of martyrdom is over;
+they that will go to church to be chosen sheriffs and mayors would go
+to forty churches rather than be hanged.
+
+If one severe law were made and punctually executed, that whoever was
+found at a conventicle should be banished the nation and the preacher
+be hanged, we should soon see an end of the tale. They would all come
+to church, and one age would make us all one again.
+
+To talk of five shillings a month for not coming to the sacrament, and
+one shilling per week for not coming to church, this is such a way of
+converting people as never was known; this is selling them a liberty
+to transgress for so much money. If it be not a crime, why don't we
+give them full license? And if it be, no price ought to compound for
+the committing it, for that is selling a liberty to people to sin
+against God and the Government.
+
+If it be a crime of the highest consequence both against the peace and
+welfare of the nation, the glory of God, the good of the Church, and
+the happiness of the soul, let us rank it among capital offences, and
+let it receive a punishment in proportion to it.
+
+We hang men for trifles, and banish them for things not worth naming;
+but an offence against God and the Church, against the welfare of the
+world and the dignity of religion, shall be bought off for five
+shillings! This is such a shame to a Christian Government that it is
+with regret I transmit it to posterity.
+
+If men sin against God, affront His ordinances, rebel against His
+Church, and disobey the precepts of their superiors, let them suffer
+as such capital crimes deserve. So will religion flourish, and this
+divided nation be once again united.
+
+And yet the title of barbarous and cruel will soon be taken off from
+this law too. I am not supposing that all the Dissenters in England
+should be hanged or banished, but, as in cases of rebellions and
+insurrections, if a few of the ringleaders suffer, the multitude are
+dismissed; so, a few obstinate people being made examples, there is no
+doubt but the severity of the law would find a stop in the compliance
+of the multitude.
+
+To make the reasonableness of this matter out of question, and more
+unanswerably plain, let us examine for what it is that this nation is
+divided into parties and factions, and let us see how they can justify
+a separation, or we of the Church of England can justify our bearing
+the insults and inconveniences of the party.
+
+One of their leading pastors, and a man of as much learning as most
+among them, in his answer to a pamphlet, entitled 'An Inquiry into the
+Occasional Conformity,' has these words, p. 27, 'Do the religion of
+the Church and the meeting-houses make two religions? Wherein do they
+differ? The substance of the same religion is common to them both; and
+the modes and accidents are the things in which only they differ.' P.
+28: 'Thirty-nine articles are given us for the summary of our
+religion; thirty-six contain the substance of it, wherein we agree;
+three the additional appendices, about which we have some
+differences.'
+
+Now, if, as by their own acknowledgment, the Church of England is a
+true Church, and the difference between them is only in a few modes
+and accidents, why should we expect that they will suffer galleys,
+corporeal punishment, and banishment for these trifles? There is no
+question but they will be wiser; even their own principles will not
+bear them out in it; they will certainly comply with the laws and with
+reason; and though at the first severity they may seem hard, the next
+age will feel nothing of it; the contagion will be rooted out; the
+disease being cured, there will be no need of the operation; but if
+they should venture to transgress and fall into the pit, all the world
+must condemn their obstinacy, as being without ground from their own
+principles.
+
+Thus the pretence of cruelty will be taken off, and the party actually
+suppressed, and the disquiets they have so often brought upon the
+nation prevented.
+
+Their numbers and their wealth make them haughty, and that is so far
+from being an argument to persuade us to forbear them, that it is a
+warning to us, without any delay, to reconcile them to the unity of
+the Church or remove them from us.
+
+At present, Heaven be praised, they are not so formidable as they have
+been, and it is our own fault if ever we suffer them to be so.
+Providence and the Church of England seem to join in this particular,
+that now the destroyers of the nation's peace may be overturned, and
+to this end the present opportunity seems to be put into our hands.
+
+To this end her present Majesty seems reserved to enjoy the crown,
+that the ecclesiastic as well as civil rights of the nation may be
+restored by her hand. To this end the face of affairs have received
+such a turn in the process of a few months as never has been before;
+the leading men of the nation, the universal cry of the people, the
+unanimous request of the clergy, agree in this, that the deliverance
+of our Church is at hand. For this end has Providence given us such a
+Parliament, such a Convocation, such a gentry, and such a Queen as we
+never had before. And what may be the consequences of a neglect of
+such opportunities? The succession of the crown has but a dark
+prospect; another Dutch turn may make the hopes of it ridiculous and
+the practice impossible. Be the house of our future princes never so
+well inclined, they will be foreigners, and many years will be spent
+in suiting the genius of strangers to this crown and the interests of
+the nation; and how many ages it may be before the English throne be
+filled with so much zeal and candour, so much tenderness and hearty
+affection to the Church as we see it now covered with, who can
+imagine?
+
+It is high time, then, for the friends of the Church of England to
+think of building up and establishing her in such a manner that she
+may be no more invaded by foreigners nor divided by factions, schisms,
+and error.
+
+If this could be done by gentle and easy methods, I should be glad;
+but the wound is corroded, the vitals begin to mortify, and nothing
+but amputation of members can complete the cure; all the ways of
+tenderness and compassion, all persuasive arguments, have been made
+use of in vain.
+
+The humour of the Dissenters has so increased among the people that
+they hold the Church in defiance, and the house of God is an
+abomination among them; nay, they have brought up their posterity in
+such prepossessed aversions to our holy religion that the ignorant mob
+think we are all idolaters and worshippers of Baal, and account it a
+sin to come within the walls of our churches.
+
+The primitive Christians were not more shy of a heathen temple or of
+meat offered to idols, nor the Jews of swine's flesh, than some of our
+Dissenters are of the Church, and the divine service selemnised
+therein.
+
+This obstinacy must be rooted out with the profession of it; while the
+generation are less at liberty daily to affront God Almighty and
+dishonour His holy worship, we are wanting in our duty to God and our
+mother, the Church of England.
+
+How can we answer it to God, to the Church, and to our posterity, to
+leave them entangled with fanaticism, error, and obstinacy in the
+bowels of the nation; to leave them an enemy in their streets, that in
+time may involve them in the same crimes, and endanger the utter
+extirpation of religion in the nation?
+
+What is the difference betwixt this and being subjected to the power
+of the Church of Rome, from whence we have reformed? If one be an
+extreme on one hand, and one on another, it is equally destructive to
+the truth to have errors settled among us, let them be of what nature
+they will.
+
+Both are enemies of our Church and of our peace; and why should it not
+be as criminal to admit an enthusiast as a Jesuit? Why should the
+Papist with his seven sacraments be worse than the Quaker with no
+sacraments at all? Why should religious houses be more intolerable
+than meeting-houses? Alas, the Church of England! What with Popery on
+one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified
+between two thieves!
+
+Now let us crucify the thieves. Let her foundations be established
+upon the destruction of her enemies. The doors of mercy being always
+open to the returning part of the deluded people, let the obstinate be
+ruled with the rod of iron.
+
+Let all true sons of so holy and oppressed a mother, exasperated by
+her afflictions, harden their hearts against those who have oppressed
+her.
+
+And may God Almighty put it into the hearts of all the friends of
+truth to lift up a standard against pride and Antichrist, that the
+posterity of the sons of error may be rooted out from the face of this
+land for ever.
+
+
+
+
+III.--THE 'DRAPIER'S LETTERS'
+
+(NOS. I AND 2)
+
+BY JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+
+(_The two pamphlets entitled _The Conduct of the Allies_ and _The
+Public Spirit of the Whigs_--which are sometimes considered the
+capital examples of the political efforts of Swift's magnificent
+genius--were the very Jachin and Boaz of the Tory administration in
+the last years of Anne, and the effect of them has been admitted by
+such a violent Whig and such a good critic as Jeffrey. They seemed,
+however, not wholly suitable for insertion here; first, because of
+their length (for one would have occupied nearly a third, the other
+nearly a fourth of this volume), and secondly, because the greater
+part of each does really, to some extent, underlie the charge brought
+against political pamphlets generally, and, being occupied with a
+great number of personal and particular matters, requires either much
+intimacy with the period or elaborate and probably tedious comparison
+and elucidation, to make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches
+to the almost more famous _Drapier's Letters_, of which I give the
+first and second. They were written at the very zenith of their
+author's marvellous powers, and at the time when his _sæva indignatio_
+was heated seven times hotter than usual by the conviction that his
+last hope of English promotion was gone. Their circumstances are
+simple and well known. Wood had received a patent to coin copper money
+for Ireland to the amount of £108,000. Most commentators seem to think
+that he would have done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact
+that on the revocation of his patent a pension of £3000 a year was
+given to him in compensation is proof enough of the contrary. It is
+impossible to imagine any honest profit on a transaction of such a
+nature to such an amount which could rise to the capital value of such
+a pension. That Swift was instigated to take up his pen against the
+transaction by private griefs against the Ministry is extremely
+probable; that the thing was not a job less so. As before, I must
+refer to biographers for the details of the matter; the text is what
+interests us here. I shall only remind the reader that Swift was
+fifty-seven when the 'Drapier' wrote, that _Gulliver_ appeared about
+three years later, and that Swift himself expired--lunatic and
+miserable beyond utterance--on the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years
+after all Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness and the
+triumph of the 'Drapier.'_)
+
+
+I
+
+TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
+OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
+MR. WOOD.
+
+Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects--What I intend now
+to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the care of your
+salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your children;
+your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
+depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men, as
+Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered the printer
+to sell it at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will
+be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no
+common or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among
+you, neither do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends or
+who are your enemies.
+
+About four years ago, a little book was written, to advise all people
+to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country: it had no other
+design, said nothing against the king or Parliament, or any man, yet
+the poor printer was prosecuted two years, with the utmost violence,
+and even some weavers themselves, for whose sake it was written, being
+upon the jury, found him guilty. This would be enough to discourage
+any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either neglect
+him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect only
+danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his ruin.
+
+However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then
+I will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is thus, It having been many years since copper half-pence or
+farthings were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some
+time very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+raps. Several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood a mean ordinary man, a hard-ware dealer,
+procured a patent under his Majesty's Broad Seal to coin fourscore and
+ten thousand pounds in copper for this kingdom, which patent however
+did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they pleased. Now you
+must know, that the half-pence and farthings in England pass for very
+little more than they are worth. And if you should beat them to
+pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would not lose above a penny
+in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his half-pence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that
+this sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver,
+must be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine
+thousand pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood,
+when he pleases, may by stealth send over another and another
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve, under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a
+dozen of hats for five shillings a-piece, which amounts to three
+pounds, and receives the payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really
+receives only the value of five shillings.
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get his Majesty's Broad Seal for so
+great a sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country, and that
+all the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and
+let us make our own half-pence, as we used to do. Now I will make that
+matter very plain. We are at a great distance from the king's court,
+and have nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of
+lords and squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen,
+spend all their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was
+able to attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman
+and had great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money
+to those that would speak to others that could speak to the king and
+could tell a fair story. And his majesty, and perhaps the great lord
+or lords who advised him, might think it was for our country's good;
+and so, as the lawyers express it, the king was deceived in his grant,
+which often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if his majesty knew
+that such a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire
+of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such
+great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and
+perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other: but a word to the
+wise is enough. Most of you must have heard, with what anger our
+honourable House of Commons receiv'd an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that
+it was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top, and several
+smart votes were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to
+answer likewise in print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a
+better man than our whole Parliament put together.
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of those half-pence, to Cork and other seaport
+towns, and to get them off, offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver: but the collectors of the king's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the king
+that they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+But Wood is still working under hand to force his half-pence upon us,
+and if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to
+get an order that the commissioners and collectors of the king's money
+shall receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he
+thinks his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be
+under in such a case: for the common soldier when he goes to the
+market or ale-house will offer this money, and if it be refused,
+perhaps he will swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher
+or ale-wife, or take the goods by force, and throw them the bad
+half-pence. In this and the like cases the shop-keeper, or victualler,
+or any other tradesman, has no more to do than to demand ten times
+the price of his goods if it is to be paid in Wood's money; for
+example, twenty pence of that money for a quart of ale, and so in all
+things else, and not part with his goods till he gets the money.
+
+For suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the
+landlord gives you a quart for four of these half-pence, what must the
+victualler do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the
+brewer should be such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them
+for their bere, because they are bound by their leases to pay their
+rents in good and lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of
+Ireland neither, and the Squire their landlord will never be so
+bewitched to take such trash for his land; so that it must certainly
+stop somewhere or other, and where-ever it stops it is the same thing,
+and we are all undone.
+
+The common weight of these half-pence is between four and five to an
+ounce; suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his half
+year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horses load.
+
+If a squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the
+farmers bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our
+shops, it must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And
+I hope we shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is
+worth.
+
+They say Squire Conolly has sixteen thousand pounds a year; now if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers
+will do I cannot tell. For I am assured that some great bankers keep
+by them forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments,
+which sum, in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to
+carry it.
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty
+good shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's
+bad copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and
+bakers, and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little
+gold and silver I have I will keep by me like my heart's blood till
+better times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy
+Mr. Wood's money, as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,
+who could buy ten pound of it with a guinea, and I hope to get as
+much for a pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such
+fools as to sell it me.
+
+These half-pence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because
+it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: so that in some
+years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while
+there is a silver sixpence left, these blood-suckers will never be
+quiet.
+
+When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition I will tell you
+what must be the end: the gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because, as I told you before, the
+tenants are obliged by their leases to pay sterling, which is lawful
+current money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as
+too many of them do already, run all into sheep where they can,
+keeping only such other cattle as are necessary; then they will be
+their own merchants, and send their wool and butter and hides and
+linen beyond sea for ready money and wine and spices and silks. They
+will keep only a few miserable cottiers. The farmers must rob or beg,
+or leave their country. The shop-keepers in this and every other town
+must break and starve: for it is the landed man that maintains the
+merchant, and shop-keeper, and handicraftsman.
+
+But when the squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who
+will be glad to get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that
+we shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed
+coin. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one
+scale, and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should
+weigh down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million
+of good money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more
+than the English do by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that, as his majesty's patent does not
+oblige you to take this money, so the laws have not given the Crown a
+power of forcing the subjects to take what money the king pleases: for
+then, by the same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones or
+cockle-shells, or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should
+happen to live under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same
+power make a guinea pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty
+shillings, and so on, by which he would in a short time get all the
+silver and gold of the kingdom into his own hands, and leave us
+nothing but brass or leather or what he pleased. Neither is anything
+reckoned more cruel or oppressive in the French Government than their
+common practice of calling in all their money after they have sunk it
+very low, and then coining it a-new at a much higher value, which
+however is not the thousandth part so wicked as this abominable
+project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects silver for
+silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as give us
+good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth part
+of their worth.
+
+Having said this much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure
+I went upon good grounds.
+
+A famous law-book call'd the _Mirrour of Justice_, discoursing of the
+articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings, declares the law to
+be as follows: It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair, or amend the money or make any other money than of
+gold or silver without the assent of all the counties, that is, as my
+Lord Coke says, without the assent of Parliament.
+
+This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in
+which it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that
+great lawyer my Lord Coke. By the laws of England, several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal; the
+former comprehends silver or gold, the latter all baser metals: that
+the former is only to pass in payments appears by an Act of Parliament
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the statute
+concerning the passing of pence, which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English; for some of our laws at that time were, as I
+am told, writ in Latin: Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to
+refuse an half-penny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp
+which it ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the
+king's majesty, and cast to prison.
+
+By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the king's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison, but he who
+refuses to accept the king's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observ'd before, silver and gold only are intended.
+
+That this is the true construction of the Act, appears not only from
+the plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation
+upon it. By this Act (says he) it appears that no subject can be
+forc'd to take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made
+but of lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold.
+
+The law of England gives the king all mines of gold and silver, but
+not the mines of other metals; the reason of which prerogative or
+power, as it is given by my Lord Coke, is, because money can be made
+of gold and silver, but not of other metals.
+
+Pursuant to this opinion half-pence and farthings were anciently made
+of silver, which is more evident from the Act of Parliament of Henry
+the IVth. chap. 4, by which it is enacted as follows: Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+half-pence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established
+that the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be
+brought to the bullion, shall be made in half-pence and farthings.
+This shows that by the words half-penny and farthing of lawful money
+in that statute concerning the passing of pence, is meant a small coin
+in half-pence and farthings of silver.
+
+This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the IIId. chap. 3, which enacts, That no sterling half-penny or
+farthing be molten for to make vessel, or any other thing by the
+goldsmiths, nor others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten (or
+melted).
+
+By another Act in this king's reign black money was not to be current
+in England, and by an Act made in the eleventh year of his reign,
+chap. 5, galley half-pence were not to pass: what kind of coin these
+were I do not know, but I presume they were made of base metal, and
+that these Acts were no new laws, but further declarations of the old
+laws relating to the coin.
+
+Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to
+the contrary, except one in Davis's _Reports_, who tells us, that in
+the time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixt
+metal to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for
+payment of the army, obliging all people to receive it, and commanding
+that all silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as
+much as it weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter
+too long here to trouble you with, and that the Privy Council of this
+kingdom obliged a merchant in England to receive this mixt money for
+goods transmitted hither.
+
+But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy Council here having no such power. And, besides, it is
+to be considered that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom, assisted from Spain, and whatever is done
+in great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.
+
+I will now, my dear friends, to save you the trouble, set before you,
+in short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige
+you to.
+
+First, You are oblig'd to take all money in payments which is coin'd
+by the king and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be
+of gold or silver.
+
+Secondly, You are not oblig'd to take any money which is not of gold
+or silver, not only the half-pence or farthings of England, or of any
+other country; and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are
+content to take them, because the custom of coining silver half-pence
+and farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of
+their being subject to be lost.
+
+Thirdly, Much less are we oblig'd to take those vile half-pence of
+that same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every
+shilling.
+
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy
+trash: it is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood; his majesty in his
+patent obliges nobody to take these half-pence; our gracious prince
+hath no so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws
+have not left it in the king's power, to force us to take any coin but
+what is lawful, of right standard, gold and silver; therefore you have
+nothing to fear.
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen: perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich if these half-pence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got; but
+you may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you
+will be utterly undone; if you carry these half-pence to a shop for
+tobacco or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shop-keeper will
+advance his goods accordingly, or else he must break and leave the key
+under the door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff
+for twenty of Mr. Wood's half-pence? No, not under two hundred at
+least, neither will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in
+a lump. I will tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project
+should take it will ruin even our beggars: for when I give a beggar an
+half-penny, it will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his
+belly; but the twelfth part of a half-penny will do him no more
+service than if I should give him three pins out of my sleeve.
+
+In short those half-pence are like the accursed thing, which, as the
+Scripture tells us, the children of Israel were forbidden to touch;
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a
+bull of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector
+first into his own brazen bull to make the experiment; this very much
+resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and the like of this may possibly
+be Mr. Wood's fate, that the brass he contrived to torment this
+kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.
+
+_N.B._--The author of this paper is inform'd by persons who have made
+it their business to be exact in their observations on the true value
+of these half-pence, that any person may expect to get a quart of
+twopenny ale for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have further notice of Mr. Wood's
+half-pence or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+II.
+
+A LETTER TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER, UPON OCCASION OF A PARAGRAPH IN
+HIS NEWS-PAPER OF AUGUST 1, 1724, RELATING TO MR. WOOD'S HALF-PENCE.
+
+In your news-letter of the first instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th, relating to Wood's half-pence; whereby it is
+plain, what I foretold in my letter to the shop-keepers, etc., that
+this vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our
+ruin approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires new and
+fresh warning; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great
+measure, an imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I
+am informed that Wood is generally his own news-writer. I cannot but
+observe from that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not
+satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every occasion to treat
+this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents several of our
+merchants and traders upon examination before a committee of a
+council, agreeing that there was the utmost necessity of copper-money
+here, before his patent, so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a
+pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and
+seal to his own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings,
+than Wood's brass seven times below the real value, can be to the
+kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand pounds?
+
+But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this
+report of the utmost necessity we are under of copper money? They are
+only a few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from
+whom they are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at
+half value, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public and their
+own private advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in
+their own cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did (and why we have not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine), ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of half-pence we then had, would have been sufficient: but Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old half-pence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would
+be, to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But
+supposing there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I
+will maintain that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum
+fully sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shop-keeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much
+lessened our numbers) the souls in this kingdom are computed to be
+one million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds,
+whereas this honest liberal hard-ware-man Wood, would impose upon us
+above four times that sum.
+
+Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an
+assay taken at the Tower, of Wood's metal, by which it appears that
+Wood had in all respects performed his contract. His contract! With
+whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to
+be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry,
+goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+But your news-letter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two half-pence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or
+shall coin for the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often
+sends to my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if
+he likes it he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole
+piece, and probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an
+hundred sheep, and the grazier should bring me one single weather fat
+and well fleeced by way of pattern, and expect the same price round
+for the whole hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was
+paid, or giving me good security to restore my money for those that
+were lean or shorn or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have
+heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried
+a piece of brick in his pocket, which he showed as a pattern to
+encourage purchasers: and this is directly the case in point with Mr.
+Wood's assay.
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for preventing any future objections or apprehensions.
+
+His first proposal is, that whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the exigences of
+trade require it, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.
+
+To which if I were to answer it should be thus: Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom; let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or
+the dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they
+please from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to
+know how he and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ
+themselves. But I hope and trust that we are all to a man fully
+determined to have nothing to do with him or his ware.
+
+The king has given him a patent to coin half-pence, but hath not
+obliged us to take them, and I have already shown in my Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds unless
+the exigences of trade require it: First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be
+sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old
+half-pence left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of
+trade require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this
+poor kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should
+succeed, we were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he
+will judge of our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at
+an end till he and his accomplices will think they have enough: and it
+now appears that he will not be content with all our gold and silver,
+but intends to buy up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.
+
+I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his half-pence or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that, by his own
+first computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was
+intrinsically worth but one, although it had been of the true weight
+and standard for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is
+so great a difference both in weight and badness in several of his
+coins that some of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic
+value, and most of them six or seven.
+
+His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to
+be very particularly consider'd, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.
+
+Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold
+and silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and
+that no person be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+at one payment.
+
+First, observe this little impudent hard-ware-man turning into
+ridicule the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself
+as the cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no king of England
+ever attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his
+brass coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an
+example in history of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in
+daily dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the
+head of twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a
+tyrannical prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt
+administration, but by one single, diminutive, insignificant,
+mechanic.
+
+But to go on. To remove our direful apprehensions that he will drain
+us of our gold and silver by his coinage, this little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to take our manufactures in
+exchange. Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion?
+Is not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project
+will put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal
+to nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain, or
+any other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us
+only upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times
+higher than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance,
+that we will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not
+worth sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many
+shillings in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a
+compound of impudence, villainy and folly.
+
+His proposals conclude with perfect high-treason. He promises, that
+no person shall be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+of his coin in one payment: by which it is plain that he pretends to
+oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+five-pence half-penny of his brass in every payment. And I will shoot
+Mr. Wood and his deputies through the head, like highway-men or
+house-breakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon
+me in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to
+submit to the lion; but who, with the figure of a man can think with
+patience of being devoured alive by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the
+people of Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax,
+I say, not only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures,
+the hire of handicraftsmen, labourers and servants. Shop-keepers, look
+to yourselves. Wood will oblige and force you to take five-pence
+half-penny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty, payments in one day, or else you can hardly
+find bread: and pray consider how much that will amount to in a year;
+twenty times five-pence half-penny is nine shillings and two-pence,
+which is above an hundred and sixty pounds a year, whereof you will be
+losers of at least one hundred and forty pounds by taking your
+payments in his money. If any of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood
+on such conditions they may. But for my own particular, let his money
+perish with him. If the famous Mr. Hampden rather chose to go to
+prison than pay a few shillings to King Charles I. without authority
+of Parliament, I will rather choose to be hanged than have all my
+substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the pound, at the arbitrary
+will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus. _N.B._ (that is to say _nota bene_, or
+mark well) No evidence appeared from Ireland or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant.
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy Council, addressed his majesty against
+these half-pence. What could be done more to express the universal
+sense and opinion of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the
+kingdom were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to
+reject it? Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole
+Privy Council go over to argue pro and con with Mr. Wood? To what end
+did the king give his patent for coining of half-pence in Ireland? Was
+it not, because it was represented to his sacred majesty, that such a
+coinage would be of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all
+his subjects here? It is to the patentee's peril if his representation
+be false, and the execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt.
+Is he so wicked and foolish to think that his patent was given him to
+ruin a million and a half of people, that he might be a gainer of
+three or fourscore thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the
+charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up so much filthy
+dross, and stamping it with his majesty's image and superscription,
+should he not first in common sense, in common equity, and common
+manners, have consulted the principal party concerned; that is to say,
+the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy
+Council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin, we should be ashamed to tell
+him, it was Cæsar's. In that great want of copper half-pence, which
+he alleges we were, our city set up our Cæsar's statue in excellent
+copper, at an expence that is equal in value to thirty thousand
+pounds of his coin; and we will not receive his image in worse metal.
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this
+subject. It is true say they, we are all undone if Wood's half-pence
+must pass; but what shall we do, if his majesty puts out a
+proclamation commanding us to take them? This has been often dinned in
+my ears. But I desire my countrymen to be assured that there is
+nothing in it. The king never issues out a proclamation but to enjoin
+what the law permits him. He will not issue out a proclamation against
+law, or if such a thing should happen by a mistake, we are no more
+obliged to obey it than to run our heads into the fire. Besides, his
+majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does not
+offer to command us in the patent itself. There he leaves it to our
+discretion, so that our destruction must be entirely owing to
+ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a proclamation, which
+will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon this occasion, will
+be of no force. The king's revenues here are near four hundred
+thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will advise him to
+take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to fifty
+thousand pounds? England gets a million sterl. by this nation, which,
+if this project goes on, will be almost reduc'd to nothing: and do you
+think those who live in England upon Irish estates will be content to
+take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it
+begins to flag, he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we
+shall be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance,
+or fear, or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be
+forced to yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to
+keep up your spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a
+precipice under you, and that if you go forwards you will certainly
+break your necks--if I point to it before your eyes, must I be at the
+trouble of repeating it every morning? Are our people's hearts waxed
+gross? Are their ears dull of hearing, and have they closed their
+eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us, who, for ten or
+twenty pounds' gain, would sell their souls and their country, though
+at last it would end in their own ruin as well as ours. Be not like
+the deaf adder, who refuses to hear the voice of the charmer, charm he
+never so wisely.
+
+Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is
+common to the public; I can live better than many others, I have some
+gold and silver by me, and a shop well furnished, and shall be able
+to make a shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved
+to see the coldness and indifference of many people with whom I
+discourse. Some are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their
+shoulders, and cry, what would you have us to do? Some give out, there
+is no danger at all. Others are comforted that it will be a common
+calamity and they shall fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a
+man, who hears midnight-robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise
+his family for a common defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a
+lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes at the head of his confederates to rob
+them of all they have, to ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an
+high-way-man meets you on the road, you give him your money to save
+your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your
+heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side. When he or
+his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying No, and you are
+safe. If a madman should come to my shop with a handful of dirt raked
+out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him, or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him
+out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand any gold or silver,
+or commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange
+for his trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these half-pence in payment. Let their
+names and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one
+may be aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates
+with Mr. Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the
+first honest discoverer give the word about, that Wood's half-pence
+have been offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive
+them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempt to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:
+
+_Whereas one William Wood, hard-ware-man, now or lately sojourning in
+the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds in copper
+half-pence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than
+our occasions require: And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood
+hath coined his half-pence of such base metal and false weight, that
+they are, at least, six parts in seven below the real value: And
+whereas we have reason to apprehend that the said Wood may, at any
+time hereafter, clandestinely coin as many more half-pence as he
+pleases: And whereas the said patent neither doth nor can oblige his
+majesty's subjects to receive the said half-pence in any payment, but
+leaves it to their voluntary choice, because, by law the subject
+cannot be obliged to take any money except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the
+said Wood hath declared that every person shall be obliged to take
+five-pence half-penny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the
+House of Commons and Privy Council have severally addressed his most
+sacred majesty representing the ill consequences which the said
+coinage may have upon this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is
+universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man (except Mr. Wood
+and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions of the ruinous
+consequences that must follow from the said coinage. Therefore we,
+whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable estates in
+this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve and declare
+that we will never receive one farthing or half-penny of the said
+Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse the
+said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read
+to them by our stewards, receivers, etc._
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and
+signed by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom,
+and printed copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am
+deceived, if anything could sooner defeat this execrable design of
+Wood and his accomplices. This would immediately give the alarm, and
+set the kingdom on their guard. This would give courage to the meanest
+tenant and cottager. _How long, O Lord, righteous and true_, etc.
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to
+blame. Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc., and you had none to sell them. Pray
+keep yourself provided with that letter and with this; you have got
+very well by the former, but I did not then write for your sake, any
+more than I do now. Pray advertise both in every news-paper, and let
+it not be your fault or mine if our countrymen will not take warning.
+I desire you likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.--I am your
+Servant, M.B.
+
+_Aug. 4, 1724._
+
+
+
+
+IV.--'SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE'
+
+BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE
+
+
+(_I have found the selection of a suitable sample of Burke to be my
+most difficult task in this volume. All his writings, as I have
+pointed out in the general introduction, are, after a sort, pamphlets;
+and this of itself was an embarrassment. It was partly complicated and
+partly lessened by the fact that the form of his speeches naturally
+excluded them. Many of his other works--notably the _Thoughts on the
+Present Discontents_, the immortal _Reflections on the French
+Revolution_, and the _Appeal from the New Whigs to the Old_--were much
+too long for a scheme in which I have made it a rule to give in each
+case entire works or divisions of works. I at last reduced the
+suitable candidates to three--the _Letter to Sir Hercules Langrishe_,
+that _To a Noble Lord_, and the present number of the _Letters on a
+Regicide Peace_. The first went as being to some extent identical in
+subject with the examples of another writer, Sydney Smith, which I had
+already resolved on giving; the second as being too much in the nature
+of a personal apologia. With the third, which I looked on at first
+with least favour, I have become increasingly well satisfied. It has
+not the gorgeous rhetoric of _The Letter to a Noble Lord_, the
+_Reflections_, and others. It has nothing so lively as the contrast
+between France and Algiers in its immediate predecessor. It may even
+seem, to those who have accustomed themselves to think of Burke wholly
+or mainly as a gorgeous rhetorician, rather tame as a whole. But if it
+does not soar, it never droops; it is admirably proportioned,
+admirably written, and admirably argued throughout, and it shows great
+knowledge and mastery of foreign politics--the point in which English
+statesmen have always been weakest. I may add that it seems to me a
+triumphant refutation of the charge--constantly brought against Burke
+not merely by extreme democrats, but by the usual advocate of the
+_juste milieu_,--that in his later years, and especially in these very
+Letters, he became a mere raving Gallophobe, with no sense of
+proportion or circumstance. For my part, I have read scores, probably
+hundreds, of books--English, French, and German--on the French
+Revolution; I have never read one that made Burke obsolete. Let it
+only be added that the author, who was born in 1730, was very near the
+end of his career--he died next year--when he wrote these letters,
+and that the peace proposals which he deprecated, and which he did not
+a little to avert, were dictated on the one side by the sobering down
+of the first Revolutionary fervour under the Directory; on the other
+by the persistent ill-success of the Allies, and the conflicts of
+interest and principle which had arisen among them._)
+
+
+My dear Sir--I closed my first letter with serious matter, and I hope
+it has employed your thoughts. The system of peace must have a
+reference to the system of the war. On that ground, I must therefore
+again recall your mind to our original opinions, which time and events
+have not taught me to vary.
+
+My ideas and my principles led me, in this contest, to encounter
+France, not as a state, but as a faction. The vast territorial extent
+of that country, its immense population, its riches of production, its
+riches of commerce and convention--the whole aggregate mass of what,
+in ordinary cases, constitutes the force of a state, to me were but
+objects of secondary consideration. They might be balanced; and they
+have been often more than balanced. Great as these things are, they
+are not what make the faction formidable. It is the faction that makes
+them truly dreadful. That faction is the evil spirit that possesses
+the body of France; that informs it as a soul; that stamps upon its
+ambition, and upon all its pursuits, a characteristic mark, which
+strongly distinguishes them from the same general passions, and the
+same general views, in other men and in other communities. It is that
+spirit which inspires into them a new, a pernicious, a desolating
+activity. Constituted as France was ten years ago, it was not in that
+France to shake, to shatter, and to overwhelm Europe in the manner
+that we behold. A sure destruction impends over those infatuated
+princes, who, in the conflict with this new and unheard-of power,
+proceed as if they were engaged in a war that bore a resemblance to
+their former contests; or that they can make peace in the spirit of
+their former arrangements of pacification. Here the beaten path is the
+very reverse of the safe road.
+
+As to me, I was always steadily of opinion, that this disorder was not
+in its nature intermittent. I conceived that the contest, once begun,
+could not be laid down again, to be resumed at our discretion; but
+that our first struggle with this evil would also be our last. I never
+thought we could make peace with the system; because it was not for
+the sake of an object we pursued in rivalry with each other, but with
+the system itself, that we were at war. As I understood the matter, we
+were at war not with its conduct, but with its existence; convinced
+that its existence and its hostility were the same.
+
+The faction is not local or territorial. It is a general evil. Where
+it least appears in action, it is still full of life. In its sleep it
+recruits its strength, and prepares its exertion. Its spirit lies deep
+in the corruption of our common nature. The social order which
+restrains it, feeds it. It exists in every country in Europe; and
+among all orders of men in every country, who look up to France as to
+a common head. The centre is there. The circumference is the world of
+Europe wherever the race of Europe may be settled. Everywhere else the
+faction is militant; in France it is triumphant. In France it is the
+bank of deposit, and the bank of circulation, of all the pernicious
+principles that are forming in every state. It will be folly scarcely
+deserving of pity, and too mischievous for contempt, to think of
+restraining it in any other country whilst it is predominant there.
+War, instead of being the cause of its force, has suspended its
+operation. It has given a reprieve, at least, to the Christian world.
+
+The true nature of a Jacobin war, in the beginning, was, by most of
+the Christian powers, felt, acknowledged, and even in the most precise
+manner declared. In the joint manifesto, published by the emperor and
+the king of Prussia, on the 4th of August, 1792, it is expressed in
+the clearest terms, and on principles which could not fail, if they
+had adhered to them, of classing those monarchs with the first
+benefactors of mankind. This manifesto was published, as they
+themselves express it, 'to lay open to the present generation, as well
+as to posterity, their motives, their intentions, and the
+_disinterestedness_ of their personal views; taking up arms for the
+purpose of preserving social and political order amongst all civilised
+nations, and to secure to _each_ state its religion, happiness,
+independence, territories, and real constitution.'--'On this ground,
+they hoped that all empires and all states would be unanimous; and
+becoming the firm guardians of the happiness of mankind, that they
+could not fail to unite their efforts to rescue a numerous nation from
+its own fury, to preserve Europe from the return of barbarism, and the
+universe from the subversion and anarchy with which it was
+threatened.' The whole of that noble performance ought to be read at
+the first meeting of any congress which may assemble for the purpose
+of pacification. In that piece 'these powers expressly renounce all
+views of personal aggrandisement,' and confine themselves to objects
+worthy of so generous, so heroic, and so perfectly wise and politic an
+enterprise. It was to the principles of this confederation, and to no
+other, that we wished our sovereign and our country to accede, as a
+part of the commonwealth of Europe. To these principles with some
+trifling exceptions and limitations they did fully accede. And all our
+friends who took office acceded to the ministry (whether wisely or
+not), as I always understood the matter, on the faith and on the
+principles of that declaration.
+
+As long as these powers flattered themselves that the menace of force
+would produce the effect of force, they acted on those declarations:
+but when their menaces failed of success, their efforts took a new
+direction. It did not appear to them that virtue and heroism ought to
+be purchased by millions of rix-dollars. It is a dreadful truth, but
+it is a truth that cannot be concealed; in ability, in dexterity, in
+the distinctness of their views, the Jacobins are our superiors. They
+saw the thing right from the very beginning. Whatever were the first
+motives to the war among politicians, they saw that in its spirit, and
+for its objects, it was a _civil war_; and as such they pursued it. It
+is a war between the partisans of the ancient, civil, moral, and
+political order of Europe, against a sect of fanatical and ambitious
+atheists which means to change them all. It is not France extending a
+foreign empire over other nations; it is a sect aiming at universal
+empire, and beginning with the conquest of France. The leaders of that
+sect secured the _centre of Europe_; and that secured, they knew, that
+whatever might be the event of battles and sieges, their _cause_ was
+victorious. Whether its territory had a little more or a little less
+peeled from its surface, or whether an island or two was detached from
+its commerce, to them was of little moment. The conquest of France
+was a glorious acquisition. That once well laid as a basis of empire,
+opportunities never could be wanting to regain or to replace what had
+been lost, and dreadfully to avenge themselves on the faction of their
+adversaries.
+
+They saw it was a _civil war_. It was their business to persuade their
+adversaries that it ought to be a _foreign_ war. The Jacobins
+everywhere set up a cry against the new crusade; and they intrigued
+with effect in the cabinet, in the field, and in every private society
+in Europe. Their task was not difficult. The condition of princes, and
+sometimes of first ministers too, is to be pitied. The creatures of
+the desk, and the creatures of favour, had no relish for the
+principles of the manifestoes. They promised no governments, no
+regiments, no revenues from whence emoluments might arise by
+perquisite or by grant. In truth, the tribe of vulgar politicians are
+the lowest of our species. There is no trade so vile and mechanical as
+government in their hands. Virtue is not their habit. They are out of
+themselves in any course of conduct recommended only by conscience and
+glory. A large, liberal, and prospective view of the interests of
+states passes with them for romance; and the principles that recommend
+it, for the wanderings of a disordered imagination. The calculators
+compute them out of their senses. The jesters and buffoons shame them
+out of everything grand and elevated. Littleness in object and in
+means, to them appears soundness and sobriety. They think there is
+nothing worth pursuit but that which they can handle; which they can
+measure with a two-foot rule; which they can tell upon ten fingers.
+
+Without the principles of the Jacobins, perhaps without any principles
+at all, they played the game of that faction. There was a beaten road
+before them. The powers of Europe were armed; France had always
+appeared dangerous; the war was easily diverted from France as a
+faction, to France as a state. The princes were easily taught to slide
+back into their old, habitual course of politics. They were easily led
+to consider the flames that were consuming France, not as a warning to
+protect their own buildings (which were without any party wall, and
+linked by a contignation into the edifice of France,) but as a happy
+occasion for pillaging the goods, and for carrying off the materials,
+of their neighbour's house. Their provident fears were changed into
+avaricious hopes. They carried on their new designs without seeming to
+abandon the principles of their old policy. They pretended to seek, or
+they flattered themselves that they sought, in the accession of new
+fortresses, and new territories, a _defensive_ security. But the
+security wanted was against a kind of power which was not so truly
+dangerous in its fortresses nor in its territories, as in its spirit
+and its principles. The aimed, or pretended to aim, at _defending_
+themselves against a danger from which there can be no security in any
+_defensive_ plan. If armies and fortresses were a defence against
+Jacobinism, Louis the Sixteenth would this day reign a powerful
+monarch over a happy people.
+
+This error obliged them, even in their offensive operations, to adopt
+a plan of war, against the success of which there was something little
+short of mathematical demonstration. They refused to take any step
+which might strike at the heart of affairs. They seemed unwilling to
+wound the enemy in any vital part. They acted through the whole, as if
+they really wished the conservation of the Jacobin power, as what
+might be more favourable than the lawful government to the attainment
+of the petty objects they looked for. They always kept on the
+circumference; and the wider and remoter the circle was, the more
+eagerly they chose it as their sphere of action in this centrifugal
+war. The plan they pursued, in its nature demanded great length of
+time. In its execution, they, who went the nearest way to work, were
+obliged to cover an incredible extent of country. It left to the enemy
+every means of destroying this extended line of weakness. Ill success
+in any part was sure to defeat the effect of the whole. This is true
+of Austria. It is still more true of England. On this false plan, even
+good fortune, by further weakening the victor, put him but the
+further off from his object.
+
+As long as there was any appearance of success, the spirit of
+aggrandisement, and consequently the spirit of mutual jealousy, seized
+upon all the coalesced powers. Some sought an accession of territory
+at the expense of France, some at the expense of each other, some at
+the expense of third parties; and when the vicissitude of disaster
+took its turn, they found common distress a treacherous bond of faith
+and friendship.
+
+The greatest skill conducting the greatest military apparatus has been
+employed; but it has been worse than uselessly employed, through the
+false policy of the war. The operations of the field suffered by the
+errors of the cabinet. If the same spirit continues when peace is
+made, the peace will fix and perpetuate all the errors of the war;
+because it will be made upon the same false principle. What has been
+lost in the field, in the field may be regained. An arrangement of
+peace in its nature is a permanent settlement; it is the effect of
+counsel and deliberation, and not of fortuitous events. If built upon
+a basis fundamentally erroneous, it can only be retrieved by some of
+those unforeseen dispensations, which the all-wise but mysterious
+Governor of the world sometimes interposes, to snatch nations from
+ruin. It would not be pious error, but mad and impious presumption,
+for any one to trust in an unknown order of dispensations, in defiance
+of the rules of prudence, which are formed upon the known march of the
+ordinary providence of God.
+
+It was not of that sort of war that I was amongst the least
+considerable, but amongst the most zealous advisers; and it is not by
+the sort of peace now talked of, that I wish it concluded. It would
+answer no great purpose to enter into the particular errors of the
+war. The whole has been but one error. It was but nominally a war of
+alliance. As the combined powers pursued it there was nothing to hold
+an alliance together. There could be no tie of _honour_, in a society
+for pillage. There could be no tie of a common _interest_ where the
+object did not offer such a division amongst the parties as could well
+give them a warm concern in the gains of each other, or could indeed
+form such a body of equivalents, as might make one of them willing to
+abandon a separate object of his ambition for the gratification of any
+other member of the alliance. The partition of Poland offered an
+object of spoil in which the parties _might_ agree. They were
+circumjacent, and each might take a portion convenient to his own
+territory. They might dispute about the value of their several shares,
+but the contiguity to each of the demandants always furnished the
+means of an adjustment. Though hereafter the world will have cause to
+rue this iniquitous measure, and they most who were the most
+concerned in it, for the moment there was wherewithal in the object to
+preserve peace amongst confederates in wrong. But the spoil of France
+did not afford the same facilities for accommodation. What might
+satisfy the house of Austria in a Flemish frontier, afforded no
+equivalent to tempt the cupidity of the king of Prussia. What might be
+desired by Great Britain in the West Indies, must be coldly and
+remotely, if at all, felt as an interest at Vienna; and it would be
+felt as something worse than a negative interest at Madrid. Austria,
+long possessed with unwise and dangerous designs on Italy, could not
+be very much in earnest about the conservation of the old patrimony of
+the house of Savoy; and Sardinia, who owed to an Italian force all her
+means of shutting out France from Italy, of which she has been
+supposed to hold the key, would not purchase the means of strength
+upon one side by yielding it on the other. She would not readily give
+the possession of Novara for the hope of Savoy. No continental power
+was willing to lose any of its continental objects for the increase of
+the naval power of Great Britain; and Great Britain would not give up
+any of the objects she sought for as the means of an increase to her
+naval power, to further their aggrandisement.
+
+The moment this war came to be considered as a war merely of profit,
+the actual circumstances are such that it never could become really a
+war of alliance. Nor can the peace be a peace of alliance, until
+things are put upon their right bottom.
+
+I do not find it denied that when a treaty is entered into for peace,
+a demand will be made on the regicides to surrender a great part of
+their conquests on the continent. Will they, in the present state of
+the war, make that surrender without an equivalent? This continental
+cession must of course be made in favour of that party in the alliance
+that has suffered losses. That party has nothing to furnish towards an
+equivalent. What equivalent, for instance, has Holland to offer, who
+has lost her all? What equivalent can come from the Emperor, every
+part of whose territories contiguous to France is already within the
+pale of the regicide dominions? What equivalent has Sardinia to offer
+for Savoy and for Nice, I may say for her whole being? What has she
+taken from the faction of France? she has lost very near her all; and
+she has gained nothing. What equivalent has Spain to give? Alas! she
+has already paid for her own ransom the fund of equivalent, and a
+dreadful equivalent it is, to England and to herself. But I put Spain
+out of the question; she is a province of the Jacobin empire, and she
+must make peace or war according to the orders she receives from the
+directory of assassins. In effect and substance, her crown is a fief
+of regicide.
+
+Whence then can the compensation be demanded? Undoubtedly from that
+power which alone has made some conquests. That power is England. Will
+the allies then give away their ancient patrimony, that England may
+keep islands in the West Indies? They never can protract the war in
+good earnest for that object; nor can they act in concert with us, in
+our refusal to grant anything towards their redemption. In that case
+we are thus situated. Either we must give Europe, bound hand and foot,
+to France; or we must quit the West Indies without any one object,
+great or small, towards indemnity and security. I repeat it, without
+any advantage whatever: because, supposing that our conquest could
+comprise all that France ever possessed in the tropical America, it
+never can amount in any fair estimation to a fair equivalent for
+Holland, for the Austrian Netherlands, for the lower Germany, that is,
+for the whole ancient kingdom or circle of Burgundy, now under the
+yoke of regicide, to say nothing of almost all Italy under the same
+barbarous domination. If we treat in the present situation of things,
+we have nothing in our hands that can redeem Europe. Nor is the
+Emperor, as I have observed, more rich in the fund of equivalents.
+
+If we look to our stock in the eastern world, our most valuable and
+systematic acquisitions are made in that quarter. Is it from France
+they are made? France has but one or two contemptible factories,
+subsisting by the offal of the private fortunes of English individuals
+to support them, in any part of India. I look on the taking of the
+Cape of Good Hope as the securing of a post of great moment. It does
+honour to those who planned, and to those who executed, that
+enterprise: but I speak of it always as comparatively good; as good as
+anything can be in a scheme of war that repels us from a centre, and
+employs all our forces where nothing can be finally decisive. But
+giving, as I freely give, every possible credit to these eastern
+conquests, I ask one question,--on whom are they made? It is evident,
+that if we can keep our eastern conquests we keep them not at the
+expense of France, but at the expense of Holland our _ally_; of
+Holland, the immediate cause of the war, the nation whom we had
+undertaken to protect, and not of the republic which it was our
+business to destroy. If we return the African and the Asiatic
+conquests, we put them into the hands of a nominal state (to that
+Holland is reduced) unable to retain them; and which will virtually
+leave them under the direction of France. If we withhold them, Holland
+declines still more as a state. She loses so much carrying trade, and
+that means of keeping up the small degree of naval power she holds;
+for which policy alone, and not for any commercial gain, she maintains
+the Cape, or any settlement beyond it. In that case, resentment,
+faction, and even necessity, will throw her more and more into the
+power of the new, mischievous republic. But on the probable state of
+Holland I shall say more, when in this correspondence I come to talk
+over with you the state in which any sort of Jacobin peace will leave
+all Europe.
+
+So far as to the East Indies.
+
+As to the West Indies, indeed as to either, if we look for matter of
+exchange in order to ransom Europe, it is easy to show that we have
+taken a terribly roundabout road. I cannot conceive, even if, for the
+sake of holding conquests there, we should refuse to redeem Holland,
+and the Austrian Netherlands, and the hither Germany, that Spain,
+merely as she is Spain, (and forgetting that the regicide ambassador
+governs at Madrid,) will see, with perfect satisfaction, Great Britain
+sole mistress of the isles. In truth it appears to me, that, when we
+come to balance our account, we shall find in the proposed peace only
+the pure, simple, and unendowed charms of Jacobin amity. We shall have
+the satisfaction of knowing, that no blood or treasure has been spared
+by the allies for support of the regicide system. We shall reflect at
+leisure on one great truth, that it was ten times more easy totally to
+destroy the system itself, than, when established, it would be to
+reduce its power; and that this republic, most formidable abroad, was
+of all things the weakest at home; that her frontier was terrible, her
+interior feeble; that it was matter of choice to attack her where she
+is invincible, and to spare her where she was ready to dissolve by her
+own internal disorders. We shall reflect, that our plan was good
+neither for offence nor defence.
+
+It would not be at all difficult to prove, that an army of a hundred
+thousand men, horse, foot, and artillery, might have been employed
+against the enemy on the very soil which he has usurped, at a far less
+expense than has been squandered away upon tropical adventures. In
+these adventures it was not an enemy we had to vanquish, but a
+cemetery to conquer. In carrying on the war in the West Indies, the
+hostile sword is merciful; the country in which we engage is the
+dreadful enemy. There the European conqueror finds a cruel defeat in
+the very fruits of his success. Every advantage is but a new demand on
+England for recruits to the West Indian grave. In a West India war,
+the regicides have, for their troops, a race of fierce barbarians, to
+whom the poisoned air, in which our youth inhale certain death, is
+salubrity and life. To them the climate is the surest and most
+faithful of allies.
+
+Had we carried on the war on the side of France which looks towards
+the Channel or the Atlantic, we should have attacked our enemy on his
+weak and unarmed side. We should not have to reckon on the loss of a
+man who did not fall in battle. We should have an ally in the heart
+of the country, who, to our hundred thousand, would at one time have
+added eighty thousand men at the least, and all animated by principle,
+by enthusiasm, and by vengeance; motives which secured them to the
+cause in a very different manner from some of those allies whom we
+subsidised with millions. This ally, (or rather this principal in the
+war,) by the confession of the regicide himself, was more formidable
+to him than all his other foes united. Warring there, we should have
+led our arms to the capital of Wrong. Defeated, we could not fail
+(proper precautions taken) of a sure retreat. Stationary, and only
+supporting the royalists, an impenetrable barrier, an impregnable
+rampart, would have been formed between the enemy and his naval power.
+We are probably the only nation who have declined to act against an
+enemy, when it might have been done in his own country; and who having
+an armed, a powerful, and a long-victorious ally in that country,
+declined all effectual co-operation, and suffered him to perish for
+want of support. On the plan of a war in France, every advantage that
+our allies might obtain would be doubled in its effect. Disasters on
+the one side might have a fair chance of being compensated by
+victories on the other. Had we brought the main of our force to bear
+upon that quarter, all the operations of the British and Imperial
+crowns would have been combined. The war would have had system,
+correspondence, and a certain direction. But as the war has been
+pursued, the operations of the two crowns have not the smallest degree
+of mutual bearing or relation.
+
+Had acquisitions in the West Indies been our object, on success in
+France, everything reasonable in those remote parts might be demanded
+with decorum, and justice, and a sure effect. Well might we call for a
+recompence in America, for those services to which Europe owed its
+safety. Having abandoned this obvious policy connected with principle,
+we have seen the regicide power taking the reverse course, and making
+real conquests in the West Indies, to which all our dear-bought
+advantages (if we could hold them) are mean and contemptible. The
+noblest island within the tropics, worth all that we possess put
+together, is, by the vassal Spaniard, delivered into her hands. The
+island of Hispaniola (of which we have but one poor corner, by a
+slippery hold) is perhaps equal to England in extent, and in fertility
+is far superior. The part possessed by Spain, of that great island,
+made for the seat and centre of a tropical empire, was not improved,
+to be sure, as the French division had been, before it was
+systematically destroyed by the cannibal republic; but it is not only
+the far larger, but the far more salubrious and more fertile part.
+
+It was delivered into the hands of the barbarians without, as I can
+find, any public reclamation on our part, not only in contravention to
+one of the fundamental treaties that compose the public law of Europe,
+but in defiance of the fundamental colonial policy of Spain herself.
+This part of the treaty of Utrecht was made for great general ends
+unquestionably; but whilst it provided for those general ends, it was
+in affirmance of that particular policy. It was not to injure, but to
+save Spain by making a settlement of her estate, which prohibited her
+to alienate to France. It is her policy not to see the balance of West
+Indian power overturned by France or by Great Britain. Whilst the
+monarchies subsisted, this unprincipled cession was what the influence
+of the elder branch of the house of Bourbon never dared to attempt on
+the younger: but cannibal terror has been more powerful than family
+influence. The Bourbon monarchy of Spain is united to the republic of
+France, by what may be truly called the ties of blood.
+
+By this measure the balance of power in the West Indies is totally
+destroyed. It has followed the balance of power in Europe. It is not
+alone what shall be left nominally to the assassins that is theirs.
+Theirs is the whole empire of Spain in America. That stroke finishes
+all. I should be glad to see our suppliant negotiator in the act of
+putting his feather to the ear of the directory, to make it unclinch
+the fist; and, by his tickling, to charm that rich prize out of the
+iron gripe of robbery and ambition! It does not require much sagacity
+to discern that no power wholly baffled and defeated in Europe can
+flatter itself with conquests in the West Indies. In that state of
+things it can neither keep nor hold. No! It cannot even long make war
+if the grand bank and deposit of its force is at all in the West
+Indies. But here a scene opens to my view too important to pass by,
+perhaps too critical to touch. Is it possible that it should not
+present itself in all its relations to a mind habituated to consider
+either war or peace on a large scale, or as one whole?
+
+Unfortunately other ideas have prevailed. A remote, an expensive, a
+murderous, and, in the end, an unproductive adventure, carried on upon
+ideas of mercantile knight-errantry, without any of the generous
+wildness of Quixotism, is considered as sound, solid sense; and a war
+in a wholesome climate, a war at our door, a war directly on the
+enemy, a war in the heart of his country, a war in concert with an
+internal ally, and in combination with the external, is regarded as
+folly and romance.
+
+My dear friend, I hold it impossible that these considerations should
+have escaped the statesmen on both sides of the water, and on both
+sides of the House of Commons. How a question of peace can be
+discussed without having them in view, I cannot imagine. If you or
+others see a way out of these difficulties I am happy. I see, indeed,
+a fund from whence equivalents will be proposed. I see it. But I
+cannot just now touch it. It is a question of high moment. It opens
+another Iliad of woes to Europe.
+
+Such is the time proposed for making a _common political peace_, to
+which no one circumstance is propitious. As to the grand principle of
+the peace, it is left, as if by common consent, wholly out of the
+question.
+
+Viewing things in this light, I have frequently sunk into a degree of
+despondency and dejection hardly to be described; yet out of the
+profoundest depths of this despair, an impulse, which I have in vain
+endeavoured to resist, has urged me to raise one feeble cry against
+this unfortunate coalition which is formed at home, in order to make a
+coalition with France, subversive of the whole ancient order of the
+world. No disaster of war, no calamity of season, could ever strike me
+with half the horror which I felt from what is introduced to us by
+this junction of parties, under the soothing name of peace. We are apt
+to speak of a low and pusillanimous spirit as the ordinary cause by
+which dubious wars terminated in humiliating treaties. It is here the
+direct contrary. I am perfectly astonished at the boldness of
+character, at the intrepidity of mind, the firmness of nerve, in those
+who are able with deliberation to face the perils of Jacobin
+fraternity.
+
+This fraternity is indeed so terrible in its nature, and in its
+manifest consequences, that there is no way of quieting our
+apprehensions about it, but by totally putting it out of sight, by
+substituting for it, through a sort of periphrasis, something of an
+ambiguous quality, and describing such a connexion under the terms of
+'_the usual relations of peace and amity_.' By this means the proposed
+fraternity is hustled in the crowd of those treaties, which imply no
+change in the public law of Europe, and which do not upon system
+affect the interior condition of nations. It is confounded with those
+conventions in which matters of dispute among sovereign powers are
+compromised, by the taking off a duty more or less, by the surrender
+of a frontier town, or a disputed district, on the one side or the
+other; by pactions in which the pretensions of families are settled,
+(as by a conveyancer, making family substitutions and successions,)
+without any alterations in the laws, manners, religion, privileges,
+and customs, of the cities, or territories, which are the subject of
+such arrangements.
+
+All this body of old conventions, composing the vast and voluminous
+collection called the _corps diplomatique_, forms the code or statute
+law, as the methodised reasonings of the great publicists and jurists
+from the digest and jurisprudence of the Christian world. In these
+treasures are to be found the _usual_ relations of peace and amity in
+civilised Europe; and there the relations of ancient France were to
+be found amongst the rest.
+
+The present system in France is not the ancient France. It is not the
+ancient France with ordinary ambition and ordinary means. It is not a
+new power of an old kind. It is a new power of a new species. When
+such a questionable shape is to be admitted for the first time into
+the brotherhood of Christendom, it is not a mere matter of idle
+curiosity to consider how far it is in its nature alliable with the
+rest, or whether 'the relations of peace and amity' with this new
+state are likely to be of the same nature with the _usual_ relations
+of the states of Europe.
+
+The Revolution in France had the relation of France to other nations
+as one of its principal objects. The changes made by that Revolution
+were not the better to accommodate her to the old and usual relations,
+but to produce new ones. The Revolution was made, not to make France
+free, but to make her formidable; not to make her a neighbour, but a
+mistress; not to make her more observant of laws, but to put her in a
+condition to impose them. To make France truly formidable it was
+necessary that France should be new modelled. They, who have not
+followed the train of the late proceedings, have been led by deceitful
+representations (which deceit made a part in the plan) to conceive
+that this totally new model of a state, in which nothing escaped a
+change, was made with a view to its internal relations only.
+
+In the Revolution of France two sorts of men were principally
+concerned in giving a character and determination to its pursuits: the
+philosophers and the politicians. They took different ways, but they
+met in the same end. The philosophers had one predominant object,
+which they pursued with a fanatical fury, that is, the utter
+extirpation of religion. To that every question of empire was
+subordinate. They had rather domineer in a parish of atheists, than
+rule over a Christian world. Their temporal ambition was wholly
+subservient to their proselytising spirit, in which they were not
+exceeded by Mahomet himself.
+
+They, who have made but superficial studies in the natural history of
+the human mind, have been taught to look on religious opinions as the
+only cause of enthusiastic zeal and sectarian propagation. But there
+is no doctrine whatever, on which men can warm, that is not capable of
+the very same effect. The social nature of man impels him to propagate
+his principles, as much as physical impulses urge him to propagate his
+kind. The passions give zeal and vehemence. The understanding bestows
+design and system. The whole man moves under the discipline of his
+opinions. Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.
+When anything concerning it becomes an object of much meditation, it
+cannot be indifferent to the mind. They who do not love religion,
+hate it. The rebels to God perfectly abhor the author of their being.
+They hate Him 'with all their heart, with all their mind, with all
+their soul, and with all their strength.' He never presents Himself to
+their thoughts but to menace and alarm them. They cannot strike the
+sun out of heaven, but they are able to raise a smouldering smoke that
+obscures Him from their own eyes. Not being able to revenge themselves
+on God, they have a delight in vicariously defacing, degrading,
+torturing, and tearing in pieces, His image in man. Let no one judge
+of them by what he has conceived of them, when they were not
+incorporated, and had no lead. They were then only passengers in a
+common vehicle. They were then carried along with the general motion
+of religion in the community, and, without being aware of it, partook
+of its influence. In that situation, at worst, their nature was left
+free to counterwork their principles. They despaired of giving any
+very general currency to their opinions. They considered them as a
+reserved privilege for the chosen few. But when the possibility of
+dominion, lead, and propagation, presented itself, and that the
+ambition, which before had so often made them hypocrites, might rather
+gain than lose by a daring avowal of their sentiments, then the nature
+of this infernal spirit, which has 'evil for its good,' appeared in
+its full perfection. Nothing indeed but the possession of some power
+can with any certainty discover what at the bottom is the true
+character of any man. Without reading the speeches of Vergniaux,
+Françias of Nantz, Isnard, and some others of that sort, it would not
+be easy to conceive the passion, rancour, and malice of their tongues
+and hearts. They worked themselves up to a perfect phrensy against
+religion and all its professors. They tore the reputation of the
+clergy to pieces by their infuriated declamations and invectives,
+before they lacerated their bodies by their massacres. This fanatical
+atheism left out, we omit the principal feature in the French
+Revolution, and a principal consideration with regard to the effects
+to be expected from a peace with it.
+
+The other sort of men were the politicians. To them, who had little or
+not at all reflected on the subject, religion was in itself no object
+of love or hatred. They disbelieved it, and that was all. Neutral with
+regard to that object, they took the side which in the present state
+of things might best answer their purposes. They soon found that they
+could not do without the philosophers; and the philosophers soon made
+them sensible that the destruction of religion was to supply them with
+means of conquest first at home, and then abroad. The philosophers
+were the active internal agitators, and supplied the spirit and
+principles: the second gave the practical direction. Sometimes the
+one predominated in the composition, sometimes the other. The only
+difference between them was in the necessity of concealing the general
+design for a time, and in their dealing with foreign nations; the
+fanatics going straight forward and openly, the politicians by the
+surer mode of zigzag. In the course of events this, among other
+causes, produced fierce and bloody contentions between them. But at
+the bottom they thoroughly agreed in all the objects of ambition and
+irreligion, and substantially in all the means of promoting these
+ends. Without question, to bring about the unexampled event of the
+French Revolution, the concurrence of a very great number of views and
+passions was necessary. In that stupendous work, no one principle, by
+which the human mind may have its faculties at once invigorated and
+depraved, was left unemployed; but I can speak it to a certainty, and
+support it by undoubted proofs, that the ruling principle of those who
+acted in the Revolution as _statesmen_, had the exterior
+aggrandisement of France as their ultimate end in the most minute part
+of the internal changes that were made. We, who of late years have
+been drawn from an attention to foreign affairs by the importance of
+our domestic discussions, cannot easily form a conception of the
+general eagerness of the active and energetic part of the French
+nation, itself the most active and energetic of all nations, previous
+to its Revolution, upon that subject. I am convinced that the foreign
+speculators in France, under the old government, were twenty to one of
+the same description then or now in England; and few of that
+description there were, who did not emulously set forward the
+Revolution. The whole official system, particularly in the diplomatic
+part, the regulars, the irregulars, down to the clerks in office, (a
+corps, without comparison, more numerous than the same amongst us,)
+co-operated in it. All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the
+spies, all the intelligencers, actually or late in function, all the
+candidates for that sort of employment, acted solely upon that
+principle.
+
+On that system of aggrandisement there was but one mind: but two
+violent factions arose about the means. The first wished France,
+diverted from the politics of the continent, to attend solely to her
+marine, to feed it by an increase of commerce, and thereby to
+overpower England on her own element. They contended, that if England
+were disabled, the powers on the continent would fall into their
+proper subordination; that it was England which deranged the whole
+continental system of Europe. The others, who were by far the more
+numerous, though not the most outwardly prevalent at court, considered
+this plan for France as contrary to her genius, her situation, and her
+natural means. They agree as to the ultimate object, the reduction of
+the British power, and, if possible, its naval power; but they
+considered an ascendency on the continent as a necessary preliminary
+to that undertaking. They argued, that the proceedings of England
+herself had proved the soundness of this policy. That her greatest and
+ablest statesmen had not considered the support of a continental
+balance against France as a deviation from the principle of her naval
+power, but as one of the most effectual modes of carrying it into
+effect. That such had been her policy ever since the Revolution,
+during which period the naval strength of Great Britain had gone on
+increasing in the direct ratio of her interference in the politics of
+the continent. With much stronger reason ought the politics of France
+to take the same direction; as well for pursuing objects which her
+situation would dictate to her, though England had no existence, as
+for counteracting the politics of that nation; to France continental
+politics are primary; they looked on them only of secondary
+consideration to England, and, however necessary, but as means
+necessary to an end.
+
+What is truly astonishing, the partisans of those two opposite systems
+were at once prevalent, and at once employed, and in the very same
+transactions--the one ostensibly, the other secretly, during the
+latter part of the reign of Louis XV. Nor was there one court in which
+an ambassador resided on the part of the ministers, in which another,
+as a spy on him, did not also reside on the part of the king. They who
+pursued the scheme for keeping peace on the continent, and
+particularly with Austria, acting officially and publicly, the other
+faction counteracting and opposing them. These private agents were
+continually going from their function to the Bastile, and from the
+Bastile to employment, and favour again. An inextricable cabal was
+formed, some of persons of rank, others of subordinates. But by this
+means the corps of politicians was augmented in number, and the whole
+formed a body of active, adventuring, ambitious, discontented people,
+despising the regular ministry, despising the courts at which they
+were employed, despising the court which employed them.
+
+The unfortunate Louis the Sixteenth was not the first cause of the
+evil by which he suffered. He came to it, as to a sort of inheritance,
+by the false politics of his immediate predecessor. This system of
+dark and perplexed intrigue had come to its perfection before he came
+to the throne: and even then the Revolution strongly operated in all
+its causes.
+
+There was no point on which the discontented diplomatic politicians so
+bitterly arraigned their cabinet, as for the decay of French influence
+in all others. From quarrelling with the court, they began to complain
+of monarchy itself, as a system of government too variable for any
+regular plan of national aggrandisement. They observed, that in that
+sort of regimen too much depended on the personal character of the
+prince; that the vicissitudes produced by the succession of princes of
+a different character, and even the vicissitudes produced in the same
+man, by the different views and inclinations belonging to youth,
+manhood, and age, disturbed and distracted the policy of a country
+made by nature for extensive empire, or, what was still more to their
+taste, for that sort of general over-ruling influence which prepared
+empire or supplied the place of it. They had continually in their
+hands the observations of _Machiavel_ on _Livy_. They had
+_Montesquieu's Grandeur et Décadence des Romains_ as a manual; and
+they compared, with mortification, the systematic proceedings of a
+Roman senate with the fluctuations of a monarchy. They observed the
+very small additions of territory which all the power of France,
+actuated by all the ambition of France, had acquired in two centuries.
+The Romans had frequently acquired more in a single year. They
+severely and in every part of it criticised the reign of Louis XIV.,
+whose irregular and desultory ambition had more provoked than
+endangered Europe. Indeed, they who will be at the pains of seriously
+considering the history of that period will see that those French
+politicians had some reason. They who will not take the trouble of
+reviewing it through all its wars and all its negotiations, will
+consult the short but judicious criticism of the Marquis de
+Montalembert on that subject. It may be read separately from his
+ingenious system of fortification and military defence, on the
+practical merit of which I am unable to form a judgment.
+
+The diplomatic politicians of whom I speak, and who formed by far the
+majority in that class, made disadvantageous comparisons even between
+their more legal and formalising monarchy, and the monarchies of other
+states, as a system of power and influence. They observed that France
+not only lost ground herself, but, through the languor and
+unsteadiness of her pursuits, and from her aiming through commerce at
+naval force which she never could attain without losing more on one
+side than she could gain on the other, that three great powers, each
+of them (as military states) capable of balancing her, had grown up on
+the continent. Russia and Prussia had been created almost within
+memory; and Austria, though not a new power, and even curtailed in
+territory, was, by the very collision in which she lost that
+territory, greatly improved in her military discipline and force.
+During the reign of Maria Theresa the interior economy of the country
+was made more to correspond with the support of great armies than
+formerly it had been. As to Prussia, a merely military power, they
+observed that one war had enriched her with as considerable a conquest
+as France had acquired in centuries. Russia had broken the Turkish
+power by which Austria might be, as formerly she had been, balanced in
+favour of France. They felt it with pain, that the two northern powers
+of Sweden and Denmark were in general under the sway of Russia; or
+that, at best, France kept up a very doubtful conflict, with many
+fluctuations of fortune, and at an enormous expense, in Sweden. In
+Holland, the French party seemed, if not extinguished, at least
+utterly obscured, and kept under by a stadtholder, leaning for support
+sometimes on Great Britain, sometimes on Prussia, sometimes on both,
+never on France. Even the spreading of the Bourbon family had become
+merely a family accommodation; and had little effect on the national
+politics. This alliance, they said, extinguished Spain by destroying
+all its energy, without adding anything to the real power of France in
+the accession of the forces of its great rival. In Italy, the same
+family accommodation, the same national insignificance, were equally
+visible. What cure for the radical weakness of the French monarchy, to
+which all the means which wit could devise, or nature and fortune
+could bestow, towards universal empire, was not of force to give life,
+or vigour, or consistency,--but in a Republic? Out the word came; and
+it never went back.
+
+Whether they reasoned, right or wrong, or that there was some mixture
+of right and wrong in their reasoning, I am sure, that in this manner
+they felt and reasoned. The different effects of a great military and
+ambitious republic, and of a monarchy of the same description, were
+constantly in their mouths. The principle was ready to operate when
+opportunities should offer, which few of them indeed foresaw in the
+extent in which they were afterwards presented; but these
+opportunities, in some degree or other, they all ardently wished for.
+
+When I was in Paris in 1773, the treaty of 1756 between Austria and
+France was deplored as a national calamity; because it united France
+in friendship with a power at whose expense alone they could hope any
+continental aggrandisement. When the first partition of Poland was
+made, in which France had no share, and which had further aggrandised
+every one of the three powers of which they were most jealous, I found
+them in a perfect phrensy of rage and indignation: not that they were
+hurt at the shocking and uncoloured violence and injustice of that
+partition, but at the debility, improvidence, and want of activity, in
+their government, in not preventing it as a means of aggrandisement to
+their rivals, or in not contriving, by exchanges of some kind or
+other, to obtain their share of advantage from that robbery.
+
+In that or nearly in that state of things and of opinions, came the
+Austrian match; which promised to draw the knot, as afterwards in
+effect it did, still more closely between the old rival houses. This
+added exceedingly to their hatred and contempt of their monarchy. It
+was for this reason that the late glorious queen, who on all accounts
+was formed to produce general love and admiration, and whose life was
+as mild and beneficent as her death was beyond example great and
+heroic, became so very soon and so very much the object of an
+implacable rancour, never to be extinguished but in her blood. When I
+wrote my letter in answer to M. de Menonville, in the beginning of
+January, 1791, I had good reason for thinking that this description of
+revolutionists did not so early nor so steadily point their murderous
+designs at the martyr king as at the royal heroine. It was accident,
+and the momentary depression of that part of the faction, that gave to
+the husband the happy priority in death.
+
+From this their restless desire of an over-ruling influence, they bent
+a very great part of their designs and efforts to revive the old
+French party, which was a democratic party in Holland, and to make a
+revolution there. They were happy at the troubles which the singular
+imprudence of Joseph the Second had stirred up in the Austrian
+Netherlands. They rejoiced when they saw him irritate his subjects,
+profess philosophy, send away the Dutch garrisons, and dismantle his
+fortifications. As to Holland, they never forgave either the king or
+the ministry, for suffering that object, which they justly looked on
+as principal in their design of reducing the power of England, to
+escape out of their hands. This was the true secret of the commercial
+treaty, made, on their part, against all the old rules and principles
+of commerce, with a view of diverting the English nation, by a pursuit
+of immediate profit, from an attention to the progress of France in
+its designs upon that republic. The system of the economists, which
+led to the general opening of commerce, facilitated that treaty, but
+did not produce it. They were in despair when they found that by the
+vigour of Mr. Pitt, supported in this point by Mr. Fox and the
+opposition, the object to which they had sacrificed their manufactures
+was lost to their ambition.
+
+This eager desire of raising France from the condition into which she
+had fallen, as they conceived, from her monarchical imbecility, had
+been the main-spring of their precedent interference in that unhappy
+American quarrel, the bad effects of which to this nation have not, as
+yet, fully disclosed themselves. These sentiments had been long
+lurking in their breasts, though their views were only discovered now
+and then, in heat and as by escapes; but on this occasion they
+exploded suddenly. They were professed with ostentation and propagated
+with zeal. These sentiments were not produced, as some think, by
+their American alliance. The American alliance was produced by their
+republican principles and republican policy. This new relation
+undoubtedly did much. The discourses and cabals that it produced, the
+intercourse that it established, and, above all, the example, which
+made it seem practicable to establish a republic in a great extent of
+country, finished the work, and gave to that part of the revolutionary
+faction a degree of strength which required other energies than the
+late king possessed, to resist, or even to restrain. It spread
+everywhere; but it was nowhere more prevalent than in the heart of the
+court. The palace of Versailles, by its language, seemed a forum of
+democracy. To have pointed out to most of those politicians, from
+their dispositions and movements, what has since happened, the fall of
+their own monarchy, of their own laws, of their own religion, would
+have been to furnish a motive the more for pushing forward a system on
+which they considered all these things as encumbrances. Such in truth
+they were. And we have seen them succeed not only in the destruction
+of their monarchy, but in all the objects of ambition that they
+proposed from that destruction. When I contemplate the scheme on which
+France is formed, and when I compare it with these systems, with which
+it is, and ever must be, in conflict, those things which seem as
+defects in her polity are the very things which make me tremble. The
+states of the Christian world have grown up to their present
+magnitude in a great length of time, and by a great variety of
+accidents. They have been improved to what we see them with greater or
+less degrees of felicity and skill. Not one of them has been formed
+upon a regular plan or with any unity of design. As their
+constitutions are not systematical, they have not been directed to any
+_peculiar_ end, eminently distinguished, and superseding every other.
+The objects which they embrace are of the greatest possible variety,
+and have become in a manner infinite. In all these old countries the
+state has been made to the people, and not the people conformed to the
+state. Every state has pursued not only every sort of social
+advantage, but it has cultivated the welfare of every individual. His
+wants, his wishes, even his tastes, have been consulted. This
+comprehensive scheme virtually produced a degree of personal liberty
+in forms the most adverse to it. That liberty was found, under
+monarchies styled absolute, in a degree unknown to the ancient
+commonwealths. From hence the powers of all our modern states meet, in
+all their movements, with some obstruction. It is therefore no wonder,
+that, when these states are to be considered as machines to operate
+for some one great end, this dissipated and balanced force is not
+easily concentred, or made to bear with the whole force of the nation
+upon one point.
+
+The British state is, without question, that which pursues the
+greatest variety of ends, and is the least disposed to sacrifice any
+one of them to another, or to the whole. It aims at taking in the
+entire circle of human desires, and securing for them their fair
+enjoyment. Our legislature has been ever closely connected, in its
+most efficient part, with individual feeling, and individual interest.
+Personal liberty, the most lively of these feelings and the most
+important of these interests, which in other European countries has
+rather arisen from the system of manners and the habitudes of life
+than from the laws of the state, (in which it flourished more from
+neglect than attention,) in England has been a direct object of
+government.
+
+On this principle England would be the weakest power in the whole
+system. Fortunately, however, the great riches of this kingdom,
+arising from a variety of causes, and the disposition of the people,
+which is as great to spend as to accumulate, has easily afforded a
+disposable surplus that gives a mighty momentum to the state. This
+difficulty, with these advantages to overcome it, has called forth the
+talents of the English financiers, who, by the surplus of industry
+poured out by prodigality, have outdone everything which has been
+accomplished in other nations. The present minister has outdone his
+predecessors; and, as a minister of revenue, is far above my power of
+praise. But still there are cases in which England feels more than
+several others (though they all feel) the perplexity of an immense
+body of balanced advantages, and of individual demands, and of some
+irregularity in the whole mass.
+
+France differs essentially from all those governments, which are
+formed without system, which exist by habit, and which are confused
+with the multitude, and with the complexity of their pursuits. What
+now stands as government in France is struck out at a heat. The design
+is wicked, immoral, impious, oppressive; but it is spirited and
+daring; it is systematic; it is simple in its principle; it has unity
+and consistency in perfection. In that country entirely to cut off a
+branch of commerce, to extinguish a manufacture, to destroy the
+circulation of money, to violate credit, to suspend the course of
+agriculture, even to burn a city, or to lay waste a province of their
+own, does not cost them a moment's anxiety. To them the will, the
+wish, the want, the liberty, the toil, the blood of individuals, is as
+nothing. Individuality is left out of their scheme of government. The
+state is all in all. Everything is referred to the production of
+force; afterwards, everything is trusted to the use of it. It is
+military in its principle, in its maxims, in its spirit, and in all
+its movements. The state has dominion and conquest for its sole
+objects; dominion over minds by proselytism, over bodies by arms.
+
+Thus constituted, with an immense body of natural means which are
+lessened in their amount only to be increased in their effect, France
+has, since the accomplishment of the Revolution, a complete unity in
+its direction. It has destroyed every resource of the state which
+depends upon opinion and the good-will of individuals. The riches of
+convention disappear. The advantages of nature in some measure remain:
+even these, I admit, are astonishingly lessened; the command over what
+remains is complete and absolute. We go about asking when assignats
+will expire, and we laugh at the last price of them. But what
+signifies the fate of those tickets of despotism? The despotism will
+find despotic means of supply. They have found the short cut to the
+productions of nature, while others, in pursuit of them, are obliged
+to wind through the labyrinth of a very intricate state of society.
+They seize upon the fruit of the labour; they seize upon the labourer
+himself. Were France but half of what it is in population, in
+compactness, in applicability of its force, situated as it is, and
+being what it is, it would be too strong for most of the states of
+Europe, constituted as they are, and proceeding as they proceed. Would
+it be wise to estimate what the world of Europe, as well as the world
+of Asia, had to dread from Genghiz Khân, upon a contemplation of the
+resources of the cold and barren spot in the remotest Tartary, from
+whence first issued that scourge of the human race? Ought we to judge
+from the excise and stamp duties of the rocks, or from the paper
+circulation of the sands of Arabia, the power by which Mahomet and his
+tribes laid hold at once on the two most powerful empires of the
+world; beat one of them totally to the ground, broke to pieces the
+other, and, in not much longer space of time than I have lived,
+overturned governments, laws, manners, religion, and extended an
+empire from the Indus to the Pyrenees?
+
+Material resources never have supplied, nor ever can supply, the want
+of unity in design, and constancy in pursuit. But unity in design, and
+perseverance and boldness in pursuit, have never wanted resources, and
+never will. We have not considered as we ought the dreadful energy of
+a state in which the property has nothing to do with the government.
+Reflect, my dear Sir, reflect again and again, on a government, in
+which the property is in complete subjection, and where nothing rules
+but the mind of desperate men. The condition of a commonwealth not
+governed by its property was a combination of things which the learned
+and ingenious speculator Harrington, who has tossed about society into
+all forms, never could imagine to be possible. We have seen it; the
+world has felt it; and if the world will shut their eyes to this state
+of things, they will feel it more. The rulers there have found their
+resources in crimes. The discovery is dreadful; the mine exhaustless.
+They have everything to gain, and they have nothing to lose. They have
+a boundless inheritance in hope; and there is no medium for them,
+betwixt the highest elevation, and death with infamy. Never can they,
+who; from the miserable servitude of the desk, have been raised to
+empire, again submit to the bondage of a starving bureau, or the
+profit of copying music, or writing plaidoyers by the sheet. It has
+made me often smile in bitterness, when I have heard talk of an
+indemnity to such men, provided they return to their allegiance.
+
+From all this, what is my inference? It is, that this new system of
+robbery in France cannot be rendered safe by any art; that it _must_
+be destroyed, or that it will destroy all Europe; that to destroy that
+enemy, by some means or other, the force opposed to it should be made
+to bear some analogy and resemblance to the force and spirit which
+that system exerts; that war ought to be made against it, in its
+vulnerable parts. These are my inferences. In one word, with this
+republic nothing independent can co-exist The errors of Louis XVI.
+were more pardonable to prudence, than any of those of the same kind
+into which the allied courts may fall. They have the benefit of his
+dreadful example.
+
+The unhappy Louis XVI. was a man of the best intentions that probably
+ever reigned. He was by no means deficient in talents. He had a most
+laudable desire to supply by general reading, and even by the
+acquisition of elemental knowledge, an education in all points
+originally defective; but nobody told him, (and it was no wonder he
+should not himself divine it,) that the world of which he read, and
+the world in which he lived, were no longer the same. Desirous of
+doing everything for the best, fearful of cabal, distrusting his own
+judgment, he sought his ministers of all kinds upon public testimony.
+But as courts are the field for caballers, the public is the theatre
+for mountebanks and impostors. The cure for both those evils is in the
+discernment of the prince. But an accurate and penetrating discernment
+is what in a young prince could not be looked for.
+
+His conduct in its principle was not unwise; but, like most other of
+his well-meant designs, it failed in his hands. It failed partly from
+mere ill-fortune, to which speculators are rarely pleased to assign
+that very large share to which she is justly entitled in all human
+affairs. The failure, perhaps, in part was owing to his suffering his
+system to be vitiated and disturbed by those intrigues, which it is,
+humanly speaking, impossible wholly to prevent in courts, or indeed
+under any form of government. However, with these aberrations, he gave
+himself over to a succession of the statesmen of public opinion. In
+other things he thought that he might be a king on the terms of his
+predecessors. He was conscious of the purity of his heart and the
+general good tendency of his government. He flattered himself, as most
+men in his situation will, that he might consult his ease without
+danger to his safety. It is not at all wonderful that both he and his
+ministers, giving way abundantly in other respects to innovation,
+should take up in policy with the tradition of their monarchy. Under
+his ancestors the monarchy had subsisted, and even been strengthened,
+by the generation or support of republics. First, the Swiss republics
+grew under the guardianship of the French monarchy. The Dutch
+republics were hatched and cherished under the same incubation.
+Afterwards, a republican constitution was, under the influence of
+France, established in the empire against the pretensions of its
+chief. Even whilst the monarchy of France, by a series of wars and
+negotiations, and lastly by the treaties of Westphalia, had obtained
+the establishment of the Protestants in Germany as a law of the
+empire, the same monarchy under Louis XIII. had force enough to
+destroy the republican system of the Protestants at home.
+
+Louis XVI. was a diligent reader of history. But the very lamp of
+prudence blinded him. The guide of human life led him astray. A silent
+revolution in the moral world preceded the political, and prepared it.
+It became of more importance than ever what examples were given, and
+what measures were adopted. Their causes no longer lurked in the
+recesses of cabinets, or in the private conspiracies of the factious.
+They were no longer to be controlled by the force and influence of the
+grandees, who formerly had been able to stir up troubles by their
+discontents, and to quiet them by their corruption. The chain of
+subordination, even in cabal and sedition, was broken in its most
+important links. It was no longer the great and the populace. Other
+interests were formed, other dependencies, other connexions, other
+communications. The middle classes had swelled far beyond their former
+proportion. Like whatever is the most effectively rich and great in
+society, these classes became the seat of all the active politics; and
+the preponderating weight to decide on them. There were all the
+energies by which fortune is acquired; there the consequence of their
+success. There were all the talents which assert their pretensions,
+and are impatient of the place which settled society prescribes to
+them. These descriptions had got between the great and the populace;
+and the influence on the lower classes was with them. The spirit of
+ambition had taken possession of this class as violently as ever it
+had done of any other. They felt the importance of this situation. The
+correspondence of the monied and the mercantile world, the literary
+intercourse of academies, but, above all, the press, of which they
+had in a manner entire possession, made a kind of electric
+communication everywhere. The press in reality has made every
+government, in its spirit, almost democratic. Without it the great,
+the first movements in this Revolution could not, perhaps, have been
+given. But the spirit of ambition, now for the first time connected
+with the spirit of speculation, was not to be restrained at will.
+There was no longer any means of arresting a principle in its course.
+When Louis XVI., under the influence of the enemies to monarchy, meant
+to found but one republic, he set up two. When he meant to take away
+half the crown of his neighbour, he lost the whole of his own. Louis
+XVI. could not with impunity countenance a new republic: yet between
+his throne and that dangerous lodgment for an enemy, which he had
+erected, he had the whole Atlantic for a ditch. He had for an out-work
+the English nation itself, friendly to liberty, adverse to that mode
+of it. He was surrounded by a rampart of monarchies, most of them
+allied to him, and generally under his influence. Yet even thus
+secured, a republic erected under his auspices, and dependent on his
+power, became fatal to his throne. The very money which he had lent to
+support this republic, by a good faith, which to him operated as
+perfidy, was punctually paid to his enemies, and became a resource in
+the hands of his assassins.
+
+With this example before their eyes, do any ministers in England, do
+any ministers in Austria, really flatter themselves that they can
+erect, not on the remote shores of the Atlantic, but in their view, in
+their vicinity, in absolute contact with one of them, not a commercial
+but a martial republic--a republic not of simple husbandmen or
+fishermen, but of intriguers, and of warriors--a republic of a
+character the most restless, the most enterprising, the most impious,
+the most fierce and bloody, the most hypocritical and perfidious, the
+most bold and daring, that ever has been seen, or indeed that can be
+conceived to exist, without bringing on their own certain ruin?
+
+Such is the republic to which we are going to give a place in
+civilised fellowship: the republic, which, with joint consent, we are
+going to establish in the centre of Europe, in a post that overlooks
+and commands every other state, and which eminently confronts and
+menaces this kingdom.
+
+You cannot fail to observe that I speak as if the allied powers were
+actually consenting, and not compelled by events to the establishment
+of this faction in France. The words have not escaped me. You will
+hereafter naturally expect that I should make them good. But whether
+in adopting this measure we are madly active, or weakly passive, or
+pusillanimously panic struck, the effects will be the same. You may
+call this faction, which has eradicated the monarchy,--expelled the
+proprietary, persecuted religion, and trampled upon law,--you may call
+this France if you please: but of the ancient France nothing remains
+but its central geography; its iron frontier; its spirit of ambition;
+its audacity of enterprise; its perplexing intrigue. These, and these
+alone, remain: and they remain heightened in their principle and
+augmented in their means. All the former correctives, whether of
+virtue or of weakness, which existed in the old monarchy, are gone. No
+single new corrective is to be found in the whole body of the new
+institutions. How should such a thing be found there, when everything
+has been chosen with care and selection to forward all those ambitious
+designs and dispositions, not to control them? The whole is a body of
+ways and means for the supply of dominion, without one heterogeneous
+particle in it.
+
+Here I suffer you to breathe, and leave to your meditation what has
+occurred to me on the _genius and character_ of the French Revolution.
+From having this before us, we may be better able to determine on the
+first question I proposed, that is, how far nations, called foreign,
+are likely to be affected with the system established within that
+territory. I intended to proceed next on the question of her
+facilities, from _the internal state of other nations, and
+particularly of this_, for obtaining her ends: but I ought to be
+aware that my notions are controverted.--I mean, therefore, in my next
+letter, to take notice of what, in that way, has been recommended to
+me as the most deserving of notice. In the examination of those
+pieces, I shall have occasion to discuss some others of the topics to
+which I have called your attention. You know that the letters which I
+now send to the press, as well as a part of what is to follow, have
+been in their substance long since written. A circumstance which your
+partiality alone could make of importance to you, but which to the
+public is of no importance at all, retarded their appearance. The late
+events which press upon us obliged me to make some additions; but no
+substantial change in the matter.
+
+This discussion, my friend, will be long. But the matter is serious;
+and if ever the fate of the world could be truly said to depend on a
+particular measure, it is upon this peace. For the present, farewell.
+
+
+
+
+V.--'PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS'
+
+BY SYDNEY SMITH
+
+(LETTERS II., VI., VII., IX.)
+
+
+(_The pamphleteering spirit is strong in almost all Sydney Smith's
+'Contributions to the _Edinburgh Review_,' but the form and subjects
+of those contributions exclude them here. Of his two great pamphlet
+issues proper, _Peter Plymley's Letters_ and those _To Archdeacon
+Singleton_, the former are, though perhaps of less polished and
+perfect wit than the latter, more distinctly political, and have more
+of that _diable au corps_ which Voltaire considered necessary to
+success in the arts. They have also the advantage that, while the
+_Letters to Archdeacon Singleton_, though not an avowed recantation,
+are in the nature of a palinode--always an awkward thing--_Plymley_ is
+frankly and confidently, not to say wantonly, aggressive. These
+_Letters_, ten in number, were written just after the fall of the
+mainly Whig Ministry of 'All the Talents,' to which Sydney had been
+indebted for his preferment of Foston, and which lost its position
+not least owing to its intended support of the 'Catholic' claims.
+Those claims were not admitted for twenty years later; and Sydney's
+advocacy of them was regarded as a little too exuberant by some even
+of his own party. But there is no doubt that the _Letters_ had a great
+influence in laughing if not in arguing sections of the public round
+to the Emancipation side._)
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+Dear Abraham--The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no
+law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no
+such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in the
+interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality of
+taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an oath
+"against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man
+to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck," etc., etc., etc., and every other
+animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers would take care
+to enumerate. Now this oath I am sure you would rather die than take;
+and so the Catholic is excluded from Parliament because he will not
+swear that he disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion! The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your answer
+is that he does not respect oaths. Then why subject him to the test of
+oaths? The oaths keep him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects
+them. Turn which way you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the
+Catholic is bound by religious obligations as you are; but no eel in
+the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned,
+ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is
+compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.
+
+I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will
+induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several
+severe bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will
+have the decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the
+fact, the committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.
+Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to
+inform you, that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction,
+the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic
+universities were taken as to the right of the Pope to interfere in
+the temporal concerns of any country. The answer cannot possibly leave
+the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr.
+Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at
+the very moment the question were put to him. To this answer might be
+added also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics
+in Great Britain.
+
+I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of
+their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by
+mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing
+who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the
+head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church
+of Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed
+Churches? or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this
+almost nominal dignity?
+
+The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics
+out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or
+improve Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments
+of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C----'s sisters enjoy
+pensions more than sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of
+the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the
+barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.
+
+Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who,
+if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the power of
+France, and if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in
+three years render its existence as an independent nation absolutely
+impossible. You speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to
+know when the Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche
+was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts
+of the Jesuits, were half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons
+forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may
+be converted to holy water and Catholic nonsense. They never see that,
+while they are saving these venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland
+may be lost, England broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all
+its deans, prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the
+vortex of oblivion.
+
+Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its
+present strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured
+Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five millions of
+people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000
+houses, and there is no kind of question that there were about 50,000
+houses omitted in that return. Taking, however, only the number
+returned for the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a
+very small average for a potato-fed people), this brings the
+population to 4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown
+from the clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it),
+that Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every possible
+deduction for _existing circumstances, just and necessary wars,
+monstrous and unnatural rebellions_, and all other sources of human
+destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are Protestants; and
+the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical
+to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping--admirable engines of policy as they must be
+considered to be--will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang
+over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to
+give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!
+
+What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?--Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than
+twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the
+other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you
+mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do
+you mean that a Catholic general would march his army into the House
+of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that
+the theological writers would become all of a sudden more acute or
+more learned, if the present civil incapacities were removed? Do you
+fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or your person, or the
+English Constitution? Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state it. Every
+one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a stupid general
+panic, which, when called on, he is utterly incapable of explaining.
+Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they are--you cannot get
+rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful place for
+stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them
+to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they
+would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and
+ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect
+them? They are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to
+be done is obvious to every human being--but to that man who, instead
+of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our
+children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam
+and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.
+
+A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen
+in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes ... I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you
+live shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic ... I do not persecute! What barbarous
+nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily
+pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by
+saying, You shall not enjoy--as by saying, You shall suffer. The
+English, I believe, are as truly religious as any nation in Europe: I
+know no greater blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its
+train, that any villain who will bawl out, '_The Church is in
+danger!_' may get a place and a good pension; and that any
+administration who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into
+power who, at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be
+hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not all religion; it
+is, in great part, the narrow and exclusive spirit which delights to
+keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from other human
+beings. 'Your religion has always been degraded; you are in the dust,
+and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less the
+possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.' You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham
+or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they
+secure to her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her
+neighbours want it:--a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a
+priest; venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical
+and execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.
+
+You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write--I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest
+of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval,
+and kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must
+always be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the
+domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed for the veal of the
+preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his country.
+
+The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we
+are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that the
+Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the feelings of
+men, and entitled to all their rights. But instead of this wise and
+prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual precipitation, brings
+forward a bill in their favour, without offering the slightest proof
+to the country that they were anything more than horses and oxen. The
+person who shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the
+precaution to write up--_Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped_, so his Lordship might have said--_Allowed by the bench of
+Bishops to be real human creatures_.... I could write you twenty
+letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are you.
+Our friendship is now of forty years' standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry
+to see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions
+of Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord
+Grenville, and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if
+I abhor ... it is because I know there is but one man among them who
+is not laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country,
+and that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before the
+breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty with them
+for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he
+would have been now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead
+of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+Dear Abraham--What amuses me the most is to hear of the _indulgences_
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me that a
+man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole
+of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him so much
+in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution,
+a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.
+
+There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one
+day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense:
+by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call
+the wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the
+streets, about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the
+fourth street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs,
+and compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves
+with beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted
+street, though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were
+treated precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom;
+and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most
+sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual
+dinner. The village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing
+could induce them to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a
+disbeliever in Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who
+wished to succeed in his election had nothing to do but to represent
+his antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to
+be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that their
+oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be just.
+At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed to sit
+upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at last, after
+a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to ask, in pretty
+plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at the bottom of the
+table, and to fill their bellies as well as the rest. Forthwith a
+general cry of shame and scandal: 'Ten years ago, were you not laid
+upon your backs? Don't you remember what a great thing you thought it
+to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese parings?
+Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the manor
+interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And now,
+with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too
+plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest,
+and be indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half
+a dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been
+thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and
+carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and
+water in incredible quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are
+ours; and if you were not the most restless and dissatisfied of human
+beings, you would never think of aspiring to enjoy them.'
+
+Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an
+inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of
+justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere
+in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share
+of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents,
+let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull out all the
+pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has filched from the public
+feast, to carry home to his wife and children.
+
+You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country
+to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession
+was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that
+was granted? What did she ever demand that was not refused? How did
+she get her Mutiny Bill--a limited Parliament--a repeal of Poyning's
+Law--a constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her
+fears. When Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her
+petitions were rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she
+demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted
+with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the Irish. He
+himself was the organ of these refusals. As secretary to the Lord
+Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny of this country passed
+through his hands. Ask him if he remembers the consequences. Ask him
+if he has forgotten that memorable evening when he came down booted
+and mantled to the House of Commons, when he told the House he was
+about to set off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if
+he did not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country. The present generation have
+forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know, hasty and
+undignified as the submission of England then was, that Lord Auckland
+was right, that the delay of a single day might very probably have
+separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission and fear are
+galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the greater; but
+it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural consequence of
+injustice, it is the predicament in which every country places itself
+which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No
+empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength
+of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the
+volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant
+pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying
+such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints,
+that parties will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam
+Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike
+employed in teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and
+dignity when Ireland was strong. We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?
+
+You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless
+squire, and from the thriving English shopkeeper, who has never felt
+the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about
+your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with
+you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a
+vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and
+engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the
+world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face
+of the globe, containing five millions of human creatures, would be
+one of the most solid advantages which could happen to this country. I
+doubt very much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been
+lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered
+countries the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as
+the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a recently
+conquered people. Why will you attribute the turbulence of our people
+to any cause but the right--to any cause but your own scandalous
+oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly,
+is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and worried a
+mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he
+sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend upon it,
+whole nations have always some reason for their hatred. Before you
+refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals?
+Have you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion?
+Have you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all
+this. What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of
+the country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and manufactures
+slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish
+bear to you is the result of an original turbulence of character, and
+of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.
+The embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is there
+any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ Church)
+which could make it credible to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is
+not a 'ha'porth of bread to all this sugar and sack.' I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague. The only
+opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that which they
+entertain of each other. I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and
+the unbalanced accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils
+of this new ignorance:--
+
+ Nonne fuit satiùs, tristes Amaryllidis iras
+ Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?
+ Quamvis ille _niger_?
+
+In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition
+sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or
+private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me,
+justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and
+for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we are
+called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the state of the
+world never remind us that we have four millions of subjects whose
+injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections we ought to
+conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us to lay aside our
+infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who acknowledges a God, and can
+grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this administration that they
+might virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of protecting Ireland but
+by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by making the earth
+a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have supplanted would have
+done. They would have rendered the invasion of Ireland impossible, by
+restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have
+acted in such a manner that the French would neither have wished for
+invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased the
+permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they
+are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate
+all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose
+some of the worst passions of our nature--to plunder and to oppress is
+to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for
+ever blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of
+Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the
+power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every
+principle of morals from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the
+expedition itself cost you three times more than the value of the
+larcenous matter brought away. The French trample on the laws of God
+and man, not for old cordage, but for kingdoms, and always take care
+to be well paid for their crimes. We contrive, under the present
+administration, to unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to
+grow weaker and worse by the same action. If they had any evidence of
+the intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced? Why have
+the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an indignation against this
+country beyond the reach of all subsequent information? Are these
+times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a year of universal
+hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost
+character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the
+Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose?
+Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that the
+dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French
+knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me
+a very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not
+acting from fear is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but
+fear, I should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our
+constitution proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done
+to large masses of mankind from any other motive. By what other
+motives can the plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be
+governed in their intercourse _with each other_? If I say, Give this
+people what they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten
+people to listen to me? Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons be
+the first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the
+mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to conceed anything
+to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their present
+just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the said
+Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might
+retard our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition
+should be instantly complied with. Canning's crocodile tears should
+not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him
+in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+Dear Abraham--In the correspondence which is passing between us, you
+are perpetually alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to
+the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion
+and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have
+listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I have
+used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it
+appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without
+perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and serious
+qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence of a great
+country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and works for
+sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does
+not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting, paragraph-writing
+man, and that he will remain to his dying day. When he is jocular he
+is strong, when he is serious he is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary
+person is a match for him: a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque
+ode, an attack in the newspaper upon Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of
+twenty minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success in
+provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall Mall in
+the morning; these are your friend's natural weapons; all these things
+he can do: here I allow him to be truly great; nay, I will be just,
+and go still further, if he would confine himself to these things, and
+consider the _facete_ and the playful to be the basis of his
+character, he would, for that species of man, be universally regarded
+as a person of a very good understanding; call him a legislator, a
+reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it
+seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner
+out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit. After George
+Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for this
+half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as
+well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of
+Ireland by the resources of his _sense_ and his _discretion_. It is
+only the public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me
+or induces me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody
+cares about the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get
+there? Nor do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of
+utility, as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke for fear it
+should flood a province.
+
+The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but
+a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there
+is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too
+much property and too much character to lose, not to wait for some
+very favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is the most
+mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no loyalty among
+the Catholics: they detest you as their worst oppressors, and they
+will continue to detest you till you remove the cause of their hatred.
+It is in your power in six months' time to produce a total revolution
+of opinions among this people; and in some future letter I will show
+you that this is clearly the case. At present, see what a dreadful
+state Ireland is in. The common toast among the low Irish is, the
+feast of the _passover_. Some allusion to _Bonaparte_, in a play
+lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of applause from the pit and
+the galleries; and a politician should not be inattentive to the
+public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has
+disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has
+resigned a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the
+lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly
+visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a
+knife and fork, the odious vigour of the _evangelical_ Perceval--acts
+of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you from the
+hatred of four millions of people--the guarding yourselves from
+universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little cunning
+of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the eternal
+basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which
+nations are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it can be
+healthy without air. I sicken at such policy and such men. The fact
+is, the Ministers know nothing about the present state of Ireland; Mr.
+Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a few general
+officers, who take care, of course, to report what is pleasant rather
+than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon
+neutral flags and frauds, jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon
+northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of
+the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the
+
+ "_Bourn_ from whom no traveller returns."
+
+The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I _believe_, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become
+so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps
+be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure
+from the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops
+into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above
+three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen
+harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force for the
+powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours is not two
+days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a fair leading
+wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the line, for so very
+short a passage, might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon
+and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable harbours,
+and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading ships may be forced to
+come home for provisions and repairs, or they may be blown off in a
+gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own coast; and you
+will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in the British
+Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for the
+invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the people
+huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day
+to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom--if
+the wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from
+the other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount Ætna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding upon
+their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-injured
+name, of heaven, what is it all for that we expose ourselves to these
+dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that we may acquire
+more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we have already
+acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of Irishmen may
+torture another set of Irishmen--that Sir Phelim O'Callaghan may
+continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door neighbour, and
+continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures
+which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling. Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth
+in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is
+come out against thee, and thou shall be laid low by a joker of jokes,
+and he shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shall be no
+more!
+
+You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but
+there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you
+think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do
+you suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets--it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at present
+the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and
+yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.
+Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of
+our ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power of
+resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved. If
+experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course
+of this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in
+spite of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention
+those cases where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships
+of the line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest,
+without having seen an English ship in their passage. It blew a storm
+when they were off shore, and therefore England still continues to be
+an independent kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the
+French fleet sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising
+off there with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his fleet
+was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several days
+could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys, totally
+unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport, at the
+change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got safe back
+to Brest, without having seen a single one of those floating bulwarks,
+the possession of which we believe will enable us with impunity to set
+justice and common sense at defiance. Such is the miserable and
+precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people who put their trust in
+hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August, 1798, three forty-gun
+frigates landed 1100 men under Humbert, making the passage from
+Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with 2000
+troops; and though they did not land their troops they returned to
+France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-battle ship, eight
+stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached the
+coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.
+
+If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments,
+did make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this _précis_
+of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised
+from the ranks, put to rout a select army of 6000 men, commanded by
+General Lake, seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced
+150 miles into a country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and
+at last surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely
+and cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him. You must excuse these details about
+Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects the most
+important. If we conciliate Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do
+not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally
+set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his
+rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle
+of our useless expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council. Let the present administration give up
+but this one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to
+grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb
+of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and
+truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George Canning,
+but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a white horse,
+and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to the
+statesman who hath written 'The Needy Knife-Grinder,' and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again;
+it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.
+
+
+LETTER IX.
+
+Dear Abraham--No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary
+of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy,
+Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Gustos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's Secretary, Privy Councillor,
+King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in
+Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin,
+Postmaster-General, Master and Lieutenant-General of Ordnance,
+Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor,
+Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a
+Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no
+priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to obtain
+that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic jurors is made
+higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient
+rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath
+prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics,
+I know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be
+(I allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of
+Catholics were contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or
+pall-bearers to the country; but surely no man will contend that every
+barrister may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne
+Judge; and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.
+
+One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics in
+the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices are
+inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country, if a
+man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord, and
+with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length of
+saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no doubt
+that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable
+breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel. I can
+easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I blame
+the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable tenor
+of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments of
+mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot
+describe to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a
+statesman, defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman
+with treason, and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.
+
+I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the
+church--and how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the
+glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because
+he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in new sashes.
+
+The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have
+a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. 'You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to
+your house. You do my job, and I will do yours.' These are the sweet
+and interesting subjects which occasionally occupy Milesian gentlemen
+while they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there
+is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly
+gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who
+believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one
+yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public, and that
+nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner. This will give pleasure to Mr.
+Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal to the
+justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson. I ask him if the
+human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than to see its
+own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many
+dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from
+the laws by which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at
+human nature: what is the history of all professions? Joel is to be
+brought up to the bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his
+being Chancellor? Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in that situation, and of cutting out with
+their own hands his equity habiliments? And I could name a certain
+minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much
+differ from these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers
+of the holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case, that
+the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;--but I will
+venture to say there is not a parent from the Giant's Causeway to
+Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the unfortunate
+victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of positive law could
+prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to the highest
+honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in fact, few
+are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty
+Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and, let
+me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own
+rank which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+_Anti-Jacobin_, to managing the affairs of Europe--these are leaps
+which seem to justify the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.
+
+I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength and industry
+of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of
+Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I
+have often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws
+against the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have
+neither the benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which
+prevented the Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed;
+every law which can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult
+the Catholics you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give
+them strength, you should have ceased to insult them--at present your
+conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says, 'We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part
+from this oppression they began to be disaffected.' This is very true;
+but it proves just what I have said, that you have either done too
+much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so
+depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with their
+ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs free!
+
+You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, and had no more agency in
+the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled--there are four Catholics at work for
+one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one Episcopalian. Of
+course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears to Protestant
+wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the Catholics. I
+have already told you what their purchases of land were the last year:
+since that period I have been at some pains to find out the actual
+state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to
+arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2000 Catholics in Ireland possessing an income of
+£500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two, three, and
+four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per
+annum:--and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for whose
+conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do
+if I saw blood flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and
+have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no
+more.
+
+I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in
+the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used
+ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop
+of their blood. I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw in all
+this as much to admire as to blame. It was a species of affection,
+however, which reminded me very forcibly of the attachment displayed
+by the servants of the Russian ambassador at the beginning of the last
+century. His Excellency happened to fall down in a kind of apoplectic
+fit, when he was paying a morning visit in the house of an
+acquaintance. The confusion was of course very great, and messengers
+were despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately blooded, and
+prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation: the barbarous
+servants of the embassy, who were there in great numbers, no sooner
+saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their master with a
+sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put themselves
+in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, 'that they
+would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury: he
+had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.' By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection,
+was, after much difficulty, restored to life.
+
+There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of parliament
+in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a very great
+proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will
+be found to influence votes more than property, and the greater part
+of the 100 Irish members who are returned to parliament will be
+Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who are returned in
+England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical strength which every
+minister will be compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate
+by concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this moment subjected to
+every danger of this kind which you can possibly apprehend hereafter.
+If the spiritual interests of the voters are more powerful than their
+temporal interests, they can bind down their representatives to
+support any measures favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can
+change the objects of their choice till they have found Protestant
+members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If
+the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from
+uniting for a common political object, then danger you fear cannot
+exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the
+danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given to
+the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the
+seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must
+still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless
+aunt--when they fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they
+are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.
+
+How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness _to vest in his Majesty, either with
+the consent of the Pope, or without it if it cannot be obtained, the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy_. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests
+in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship
+are, to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to
+a labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum;
+this includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the
+priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when
+they apply to him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to
+celebrate divine service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays. In
+the northern district a priest gains from £30 to £50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from £60 to £90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about £400 per annum; the others from £300 to £350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at £100 per
+annum, 300 at £200 per annum, and 400 at £300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to £190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot £20,000 in unequal proportions, from £1000 to £500; and I
+would appropriate £40,000 more for the support of Catholic Schools,
+and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+£250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English _just and necessary wars_. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage
+in the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except
+Spencer Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the
+disaffection of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated
+bounty of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyola himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from £100 a year at Sligo, to £300 in
+Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants
+and landowners and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the
+tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses
+and the Percevals, and the 'dear and near relations,' put up to
+auction at thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.
+
+I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for
+the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to
+expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant
+brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath the bell of a neat parish
+church often summons to church only the parson and an occasionally
+conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics
+are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the
+storms of heaven. Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches, and
+depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners? I venerate a human being who starves for his principles,
+let them be what they may; but starving for anything is not at all to
+the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict principles, and good
+pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure
+for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.
+
+There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province, in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these
+tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or
+opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what
+Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered
+together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the country of the other
+three provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam
+they are sixty to one; in the parish of St. Mulins, diocese of
+Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and one Protestant; in the
+town of Grasgenamana, in the county of Kilkenny, there are between
+four and five hundred Catholic houses, and three Protestant houses. In
+the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it
+is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the
+proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by
+actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the diocese of
+Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These
+I give you as a few specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet
+there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils
+require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead
+can find none but the cautery and the knife.
+
+ ----'Omne per ignem
+ Excoquitur vitium.'
+
+I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own
+begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed;
+if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort--how awfully
+would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the
+cabins of the poor, brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is to
+persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the decision
+has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have wounds and
+shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources of the rulers of
+mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to govern in kindness and
+to found an empire upon the everlasting basis of justice and
+affection! But what do men call vigour? To let loose hussars and to
+bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and
+push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the _sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance_. The vigour I love consists in finding out wherein subjects
+are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper and genius of
+a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting proper persons
+to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and difficult
+task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vendée--and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval,
+is imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?
+
+
+
+
+VI.--'LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.'
+
+BY WILLIAM COBBETT
+
+
+(_Although Cobbett produced not a few political pamphlets in the
+strictest sense of the term, the infinitely greater part of his work
+is comprised during his earlier days in the volumes of _Peter
+Porcupine's Gazette_, during his later in those of the _Weekly
+Register_. This latter, however, he himself for a time actually
+entitled _The Weekly Political Pamphlet_, while he alluded to it under
+that name even at other times; and his whole work was imbued even more
+deeply than that of Defoe with the pamphlet character. I have selected
+two examples from the critical time when he was still exasperated by
+his imprisonment, and stung into fresh efforts by debt and the
+prospect of fresh difficulties. They exhibit in the most striking form
+all Cobbett's pet hatreds--of the unreformed Parliament, of paper
+money, of political economy, of potatoes, and of many other things.
+The first is the _Register_ of 2d November 1816, the first number of
+the cheapened form, which was sold at twopence, and so acquired the
+name of 'Twopenny Trash,' from a phrase of, as some say, Canning's,
+others Castlereagh's. The second is an early number of the papers
+written from America. They will, with the notes, explain themselves._)
+
+
+LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND, ON THE CAUSE OF THEIR PRESENT MISERIES; ON THE MEASURES
+WHICH HAVE PRODUCED THAT CAUSE; ON THE REMEDIES WHICH SOME FOOLISH AND
+SOME CRUEL AND INSOLENT MEN HAVE PROPOSED; AND ON THE LINE OF CONDUCT
+WHICH JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OUGHT TO PURSUE, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN
+EFFECTUAL RELIEF, AND TO ASSIST IN PROMOTING THE TRANQUILLITY AND
+RESTORING THE HAPPINESS OF THEIR COUNTRY.
+
+Friends And Fellow-countrymen--Whatever the pride of rank, of riches,
+or of scholarship may have induced some men to believe, or to affect
+to believe, the real strength and all the resources of a country ever
+have sprung and ever must spring from the _labour_ of its people; and
+hence it is that this nation, which is so small in numbers and so poor
+in climate and soil compared with many others, has, for many ages,
+been the most powerful nation in the world: it is the most
+industrious, the most laborious, and, therefore, the most powerful.
+Elegant dresses, superb furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and
+canals, fleet horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships,
+warehouses teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that
+fall under our view, are so many marks of national wealth and
+resources. But all these spring from _labour_. Without the journeyman
+and the labourer none of them could exist; without the assistance of
+their hands the country would be a wilderness, hardly worth the notice
+of an invader.
+
+As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country abound in
+resources, so it is the same class of men, who must, by their arms,
+secure its safety and uphold its fame. Titles and immense sums of
+money have been bestowed upon numerous Naval and Military Commanders.
+Without calling the justice of these in question, we may assert that
+the victories were obtained by _you_ and your fathers and brothers and
+sons, in co-operation with those Commanders, who, with _your_ aid,
+have done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid, would
+have been as impotent as children at the breast.
+
+With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with what
+indignation must you hear yourselves called the Populace, the Rabble,
+the Mob, the Swinish Multitude; and with what greater indignation, if
+possible, must you hear the projects of those cool and cruel and
+insolent men, who, now that you have been, without any fault of yours,
+brought into a state of misery, propose to narrow the limit of parish
+relief, to prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to
+thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never more to
+behold your parents or friends? But suppress your indignation, until
+we return to this topic, after we have considered the _cause_ of your
+present misery, and the measures which have produced that cause.
+
+The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation, as described
+by the very creatures of Government, is fast advancing to that period
+when an important change must take place. It is the lot of mankind
+that some shall labour with their limbs and others with their minds;
+and, on all occasions, more especially on an occasion like the
+present, it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of the
+former. We are all equally interested in the peace and happiness of
+our common country. It is of the utmost importance that, in the
+seeking to obtain these objects, our endeavours should be uniform, and
+tend all to the same point. Such an uniformity cannot exist without
+an uniformity of sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this
+latter uniformity amongst you is the object of this address.
+
+As to the cause of our present miseries, it is the enormous amount of
+the taxes which the Government compels us to pay for the support of
+its army, its placemen, its pensioners, etc., and for the payment of
+the interest of its debt. That this is the _real_ cause has been a
+thousand times proved; and it is now so acknowledged by the creatures
+of the Government themselves. Two hundred and five of the
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the
+country to taxation. Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the
+Pitt system, now declare that taxation has been the cause of our
+distress. Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of
+the country previous to the wars against France, we must see that our
+present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes then annually
+raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they amounted last year to
+seventy millions. The nation was then happy; it is now miserable.
+
+The writers and speakers who labour in the cause of corruption, have
+taken great pains to make the labouring classes believe that _they_
+are _not taxed_; that the taxes which are paid by the landlords,
+farmers, and tradesmen, do not affect you, the journeymen and
+labourers; and that the tax-makers have been very lenient towards
+you. But, I hope that you see to the bottom of these things now. You
+must be sensible that if all your employers were totally ruined in one
+day, you would be wholly without employment and without bread; and, of
+course, in whatever degree your employers are deprived of their means,
+they must withhold means from you. In America the most awkward common
+labourer receives five shillings a day, while provisions are cheaper
+in that country than in this. Here, a carter, boarded in the house,
+receives about seven pounds a year; in America, he receives about
+thirty pounds a year. What is it that makes this difference? Why, in
+America the whole of the taxes do not amount to more than about ten
+shillings a head upon the whole of the population; while in England
+they amount to nearly six pounds a head! _There_, a journeyman or
+labourer may support his family well, and save from thirty to sixty
+pounds a year: _here_, he amongst you is a lucky man, who can provide
+his family with food and with decent clothes to cover them, without
+any hope of possessing a penny in the days of sickness or of old age.
+_There_, the Chief Magistrate receives six thousand pounds a year;
+_here_, the civil list surpasses a million of pounds in amount, and as
+much is allowed to each of the Princesses in one year, as the chief
+magistrate of America receives in two years, though that country is
+nearly equal to this in population.
+
+A Mr. Preston, a lawyer of great eminence, and a great praiser of
+Pitt, has just published a pamphlet, in which is this remark: 'It
+should always be remembered, that the eighteen pounds a year paid to
+any placeman or pensioner, withdraws from the public the means of
+giving active employment to one individual as the head of a family;
+thus depriving five persons of the means of sustenance from the fruits
+of honest industry and active labour, and rendering them paupers.'
+Thus this supporter of Pitt acknowledges the great truth that the
+taxes are the cause of a people's poverty and misery and degradation.
+We did not stand in need of this acknowledgment; the fact has been
+clearly proved before; but it is good for us to see the friends and
+admirers of Pitt brought to make this confession.
+
+It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of question: 'If
+taxes be the cause of the people's misery, how comes it that they were
+not so miserable before the taxes were reduced as they are now?' Here
+is a fallacy which you will be careful to detect. I know that the
+taxes have been reduced; that is to say, _nominally_ reduced, but not
+so in fact; on the contrary, they have, in reality, been greatly
+augmented. This has been done by the sleight-of-hand of paper money.
+Suppose, for instance, that four years ago, I had a hundred pounds to
+pay in taxes, then a hundred and thirty bushels of wheat would have
+paid my share. If I have now seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it
+will require a hundred and ninety bushels of wheat to pay my share of
+taxes. Consequently, though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are,
+in reality, greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain
+of paper money. In 1812, the pound-note was worth only thirteen
+shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings. Therefore, when
+we now pay a pound-note to the tax-gatherer, we really pay him twenty
+shillings where we before paid him thirteen shillings; and the
+Landholders who lent pound-notes worth thirteen shillings each, are
+now paid their interest in pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the
+thing is come to what Sir Francis Burdett told the Parliament it would
+come to. He told them in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the
+interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper money equal in
+value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen must be ruined,
+and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the last stage of misery.
+
+Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes, under
+which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many of you down
+into the state of paupers, and which now threatens to deprive many of
+you of your existence. We next come to consider what have been the
+causes of this weight of taxes. Here we must go back a little in our
+history, and you will soon see that this intolerable weight has all
+proceeded from the want of a Parliamentary Reform.
+
+In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the throne, the
+annual interest of the Debt amounted to about five millions, and the
+whole of the taxes to about nine millions. But, soon after this, a war
+was entered on to compel the Americans to submit to be taxed by the
+Parliament, without being represented in that Parliament. The
+Americans triumphed, and, after the war was over, the annual interest
+of the Debt amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the
+taxes to about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the
+French people began their Revolution. The French people had so long
+been the slaves of a despotic government, that the friends of freedom
+in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause of Reform, which
+had never ceased to have supporters in England for a great many years,
+now acquired new life, and the Reformers urged the Parliament to grant
+reform, instead of going to war against the people of France. The
+Reformers said: 'Give the nation reform, and you need fear no
+revolution.' The Parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers,
+crushed them, and went to war against the people of France; and the
+consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the Debt now
+amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of the taxes, during
+each of the last several years, to seventy millions. So that these
+wars have ADDED thirty-six millions a year to the interest of the
+Debt, and fifty-five millions a year to the amount of the whole of
+the taxes! This is the price that we have paid for having checked (for
+it is only checked) the progress of liberty in France; for having
+forced upon that people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled
+another branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition,
+which Napoleon had put down.
+
+Since the restoration of the Bourbons and of the old Government of
+France has been, as far as possible, the grand result of the contest;
+since this has been the end of all our fightings and all our past
+sacrifices and present misery and degradation; let us see (for the
+inquiry is now very full of interest) what sort of Government that was
+which the French people had just destroyed, when our Government began
+its wars against that people.
+
+If, only twenty-eight years ago, any man in England had said that the
+Government of France was one that ought to be suffered to exist, he
+would have been hooted out of any company. It is notorious that that
+Government was a cruel despotism; and that we and our forefathers
+always called it such. This description of that Government is to be
+found in all our histories, in all our Parliamentary debates, in all
+our books on Government and politics. It is notorious, that the family
+of Bourbon has produced the most perfidious and bloody monsters that
+ever disgraced the human form. It is notorious that millions of
+Frenchmen have been butchered, and burnt, and driven into exile by
+their commands. It is recorded, even in the history of France, that
+one of them said that the putrid carcass of a Protestant smelt sweet
+to him. Even in these latter times, so late as the reign of Louis
+XIV., it is notorious that hundreds of thousands of innocent people
+were put to the most cruel death. In some instances, they were burnt
+in their houses; in others they were shut into lower rooms, while the
+incessant noise of kettle-drums over their heads, day and night, drove
+them to raving madness. To enumerate all the infernal means employed
+by this tyrant to torture and kill the people, would fill a volume.
+Exile was the lot of those who escaped the swords, the wheels, the
+axes, the gibbets, the torches of his hell-hounds. England was the
+place of refuge for many of these persecuted people. The grandfather
+of the present Earl of Radnor, and the father of the venerable Baron
+Maseres were amongst them; and it is well known that England owes no
+inconsiderable part of her manufacturing skill and industry to that
+atrocious persecution. Enemies of freedom, wherever it existed, this
+family of Bourbon, in the reign of Louis XIV. and XV., fitted out
+expeditions for the purpose of restoring the Stuarts to the throne of
+England, and thereby caused great expense and blood-shed to this
+nation; and, even the Louis who was beheaded by his subjects, did, in
+the most perfidious manner, make war upon England, during her war
+with America. No matter what was the nature of the cause, his conduct
+was perfidious; he professed peace while he was preparing for war. His
+object could not be to assist freedom, because his own subjects were
+slaves.
+
+Such was the family that were ruling in France when the French
+Revolution began. After it was resolved to go to war against the
+people of France, all the hirelings of corruption were set to work to
+gloss over the character and conduct of the old Government, and to
+paint in the most horrid colours the acts of vengeance which the
+people were inflicting on the numerous tyrants, civil, military, and
+ecclesiastical, whom the change of things had placed at their mercy.
+The people's turn was now come, and, in the days of their power, they
+justly bore in mind the oppressions which they and their forefathers
+had endured. The taxes imposed by the Government became at last
+intolerable. It had contracted a great debt to carry on its wars. In
+order to be able to pay the interest of this debt, and to support an
+enormous standing army in time of peace, it laid upon the people
+burdens which they could no longer endure. It fined and flogged
+fathers and mothers if their children were detected in smuggling. Its
+courts of justice were filled with cruel and base judges. The nobility
+treated the common people like dogs; these latter were compelled to
+serve as soldiers, but were excluded from all share, or chance of
+honour and command, which were engrossed by the nobility.
+
+Now, when the time came for the people to have the power in their
+hands, was it surprising that the first use they made of it was to
+take vengeance on their oppressors? I will not answer this question
+myself. It shall be answered by Mr. Arthur Young, the present
+Secretary of the Board of Agriculture. He was in France at the time,
+and living upon the very spot, and having examined into the causes of
+the Revolution, he wrote and published the following remarks, in his
+_Travels_, vol. i. page 603:--
+
+ 'It is impossible to justify the excesses of the people on
+ their taking up arms; they were certainly guilty of
+ cruelties; it is idle to deny the facts, for they have been
+ proved too clearly to admit of doubt. But is it really the
+ people to whom we are to impute the whole? Or to their
+ oppressors, who had kept them so long in a state of bondage?
+ He who chooses to be served by slaves and by ill-treated
+ slaves, must know that he holds both his property and his
+ life by a tenure far different from those who prefer the
+ service of well-treated freemen; and he who dines to the
+ music of groaning sufferers, must not, in the moment of
+ insurrection, complain that his sons' throats are cut. When
+ such evils happen, they surely are more imputable to the
+ tyranny of the master than to the cruelty of the servant. The
+ analogy holds with the French peasants. The murder of a
+ seigneur, or a country seat in flames, is recorded in every
+ newspaper; the rank of the person who suffers attracts
+ notice; but where do we find the registers of that seigneur's
+ oppressions of his peasantry, and his exactions of feudal
+ services from those whose children were dying around them for
+ want of bread? Where do we find the minutes that assigned
+ these starving wretches to some vile pettifogger, to be
+ fleeced by impositions, and mockery of justice, in the
+ seigneural courts? Who gives us the awards of the Intendant
+ and his _sub-delegues_, which took off the taxes of a man of
+ fashion, and laid them with accumulated weight on the poor,
+ who were so unfortunate as to be his neighbours? Who has
+ dwelt sufficiently upon explaining all the ramifications of
+ despotism, regal, aristocratical, and ecclesiastical,
+ pervading the whole mass of the people; reaching, like a
+ circulating fluid, the most distant capillary tubes of
+ poverty and wretchedness? In these cases the sufferers are
+ too ignoble to be known; and the mass too indiscriminate to
+ be pitied. But should a philosopher feel and reason thus?
+ Should he mistake the cause for the effect? and, giving all
+ his pity to the few, feel no compassion for the many, because
+ they suffer in his eyes not individually but by millions? The
+ excesses of the people cannot, I fear, be justified; it would
+ undoubtedly have done them credit, both as men and as
+ Christians, if they had possessed their new acquired power
+ with moderation. But let it be remembered that the populace
+ in no country ever use power with moderation; excess is
+ inherent in their aggregate constitution: and as every
+ Government in the world knows that violence infallibly
+ attends power in such hands, it is doubly bound in common
+ sense, and for common safety, so to conduct itself, that the
+ people may not find an interest in public confusions. They
+ will always suffer much and long, before they are effectually
+ roused; nothing, therefore, can kindle the flame but such
+ oppressions of some classes or order in society as give able
+ men the opportunity of seconding the general mass; discontent
+ will diffuse itself around; and if the Government take not
+ warning in time, it is alone answerable for all the burnings
+ and all the plunderings and all the devastation and all the
+ blood that follow.'
+
+Who can deny the justice of these observations? It was the Government
+alone that was justly chargeable with the excesses committed in this
+early stage, and, in fact, in every other stage, of the Revolution of
+France. If the Government had given way in time, none of these
+excesses would have been committed. If it had listened to the
+complaints, the prayers, the supplications, the cries of the
+cruelly-treated and starving people; if it had changed its conduct,
+reduced its expenses, it might have been safe under the protection of
+the peace-officers, and might have disbanded its standing army. But it
+persevered; it relied upon the bayonet, and upon its judges and
+hangmen. The latter were destroyed, and the former went over to the
+side of the people. Was it any wonder that the people burnt the houses
+of their oppressors, and killed the owners and their families? The
+country contained thousands upon thousands of men that had been ruined
+by taxation, and by judgments of infamous courts of justice, 'a
+mockery of justice'; and, when these ruined men saw their oppressors
+at their feet, was it any wonder that they took vengeance upon them?
+Was it any wonder that the son, who had seen his father and mother
+flogged, because he, when a child, had smuggled a handful of salt,
+should burn for an occasion to shoot through the head the ruffians who
+had thus lacerated the bodies of his parents? Moses slew the insolent
+Egyptian who had smitten one of his countrymen in bondage. Yet Moses
+has never been called either a murderer or a cruel wretch for this
+act; and the bondage of the Israelites was light as a feather compared
+to the tyranny under which the people of France had groaned for ages.
+Moses resisted oppression in the only way that resistance was in his
+power. He knew that his countrymen had no chance of justice in any
+court; he knew that petitions against his oppressors were all in vain;
+and 'looking upon the burdens' of his countrymen, he resolved to begin
+the only sort of resistance that was left him. Yet it was little more
+than a mere insult that drew forth his anger and resistance; and, if
+Moses was justified, as he clearly was, what needs there any apology
+for the people of France?
+
+It seems at first sight very strange that the Government of France
+should not have 'taken warning in time.' But it had so long been in
+the habit of despising the people that its mind was incapable of
+entertaining any notion of danger from the oppressions heaped upon
+them. It was surrounded with panders and parasites who told it nothing
+but flattering falsehoods; and it saw itself supported by two hundred
+and fifty thousand bayonets, which it thought irresistible; though it
+found in the end that those who wielded those bayonets were not long
+so base as to be induced, either by threats or promises, to butcher
+their brothers and sisters and parents. And, if you ask me how it
+came to pass that they did not 'take warning in time,' I answer that
+they did take warning, but that, seeing that the change which was
+coming would deprive them of a great part of their power and
+emoluments, they resolved to resist the change, and to destroy the
+country, if possible, rather than not have all its wealth and power to
+themselves. The ruffian whom we read of, a little time ago, who
+stabbed a young woman because she was breaking from him to take the
+arm of another man whom she preferred, acted upon the principle of the
+ministers, the noblesse, and the clergy of France. They could no
+longer unjustly possess, therefore they would destroy. They saw that
+if a just government were established; that if the people were fairly
+represented in a national council; they saw that if this were to take
+place, they would no longer be able to wallow in wealth at the expense
+of the people; and, seeing this, they resolved to throw all into
+confusion, and, if possible, to make a heap of ruins of that country
+which they could no longer oppress, and the substance of which they
+could no longer devour.
+
+Talk of violence indeed! Was there anything too violent, anything too
+severe to be inflicted on these men? It was they who produced
+confusion; it was they who caused the massacres and guillotinings; it
+was they who destroyed the kingly government; it was they who brought
+the king to the block. They were answerable for all and for every
+single part of the mischief, as much as Pharaoh was for the plagues in
+Egypt, which history of Pharaoh seems, by the bye, to be intended as a
+lesson to all future tyrants. He 'set taskmasters over the Israelites
+to afflict them with burdens; and he made them build treasure cities
+for him; he made them serve with rigour; he made their lives bitter
+with hard bondage, in mortar and in brick, and in all manner of
+service of the field; he denied them straw, and insisted upon their
+making the same quantity of bricks, and because they were unable to
+obey, the taskmasters called them idle and beat them.' Was it too much
+to scourge and to destroy all the first-born of men who could
+tolerate, assist, and uphold a tyrant like this? Yet was Pharaoh less
+an oppressor than the old government of France.
+
+Thus, then, we have a view of the former state of that country, by
+wars against the people of which we have been brought into our present
+state of misery. There are many of the hirelings of corruption, who
+actually insist on it that we ought now to go to war again for the
+restoring of all the cruel despotism which formerly existed in France.
+This is what cannot be done, however. Our wars have sent back the
+Bourbons; but the tithes, the seigneurs, and many other curses have
+not been restored. The French people still enjoy much of the benefit
+of the Revolution; and great numbers of their ancient petty tyrants
+have been destroyed. So that even were things to remain as they are,
+the French people have gained greatly by their Revolution. But things
+cannot remain as they are. Better days are at hand.
+
+In proceeding now to examine the remedies for your distresses, I shall
+first notice some of those which foolish, or cruel and insolent men
+have proposed. Seeing that the cause of your misery is the weight of
+taxation, one would expect to hear of nothing but a reduction of
+taxation in the way of remedy; but from the friends of corruption
+never do we hear of any such remedy. To hear them, one would think
+that _you_ had been the guilty cause of the misery you suffer; and
+that you, and you alone, ought to be made answerable for what has
+taken place. The emissaries of corruption are now continually crying
+out against the weight of the Poor-rates, and they seem to regard all
+that is taken in that way as a dead loss to the Government! Their
+project is to deny relief to all who are able to work. But what is the
+use of your being able to work, if no one will, or can, give you work?
+To tell you that you must work for your bread, and, at the same time,
+not to find any work for you, is full as bad as it would be to order
+you to make bricks without straw. Indeed, it is rather more cruel and
+insolent; for Pharaoh's taskmasters did point out to the Israelites
+that they might go into the fields and get _stubble_. The _Courier_
+newspaper of the 9th of October, says, 'We must thus be cruel only to
+be kind.' I am persuaded that you will not understand this kindness,
+while you will easily understand the cruelty. The notion of these
+people seems to be that everybody that receives money out of the taxes
+has a right to receive it, except you. They tremble at the fearful
+amount of the Poor-rates: they say, and very truly, that those rates
+have risen from two and a half to eight or ten millions since the
+beginning of the wars against the people of France; they think, and
+not without reason, that these rates will soon swallow up nearly all
+the rent of the land. These assertions and apprehensions are perfectly
+well founded; but how can _you_ help it? You have not had the
+management of the affairs of the nation. It is not you who have ruined
+the farmers and tradesmen. You only want food and raiment: you are
+ready to work for it; but you cannot go naked and without food.
+
+But the complaints of these persons against you are the more
+unreasonable, because they say not a word against the sums paid to
+sinecure placemen and pensioners. Of the five hundred and more
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture, there are scarcely ten who
+do not complain of the weight of the Poor-rates, of the immense sums
+taken away from them by the poor, and many of them complain of the
+idleness of the poor. But not one single man complains of the immense
+sums taken away to support sinecure placemen, who do nothing for their
+money, and to support pensioners, many of whom are women and children,
+the wives and daughters of the nobility and other persons in high
+life, and who can do nothing, and never can have done anything for
+what they receive. There are of these places and pensions all sizes,
+from twenty pounds to thirty thousand and nearly forty thousand pounds
+a year! And surely these ought to be done away before any proposition
+be made to take the parish allowance from any of you who are unable to
+work, or to find work to do. There are several individual placemen,
+the profits of each of which would maintain a thousand families. The
+names of the ladies upon the pension list would, if printed, one under
+another, fill a sheet of paper like this. And is it not, then, base
+and cruel at the same time in these Agricultural correspondents to cry
+out so loudly against the charge of supporting the unfortunate poor,
+while they utter not a word of complaint against the sinecure places
+and pensions?
+
+The unfortunate journeymen and labourers and their families have a
+right, they have a just claim, to relief from the purses of the rich.
+For there can exist no riches and no resources which they by their
+labour have not assisted to create. But I should be glad to know how
+the sinecure placemen and lady pensioners have assisted to create
+food and raiment, or the means of producing them. The labourer who is
+out of work or ill, to-day, may be able to work, and set to work
+to-morrow. While those placemen and pensioners never can work; or, at
+least, it is clear that they never intend to do it.
+
+You have been represented by the _Times_ newspaper, by the _Courier_,
+by the _Morning Post_, by the _Morning Herald_, and others, as the
+_scum_ of society. They say that you have no business at public
+meetings; that you are rabble, and that you pay no taxes. These
+insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth, would not be able to put
+their abuse of you in print were it not for your labour. You create
+all that is an object of taxation; for even the land itself would be
+good for nothing without your labour. But are you not taxed? Do you
+pay no taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture
+has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as possible on
+the articles used by you. One would wonder how a man could be found
+impudent enough to put an assertion like this upon paper. But the
+people of this country have so long been insulted by such men, that
+the insolence of the latter knows no bounds.
+
+The tax gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand money of you:
+but there are few articles which you use, in the purchase of which you
+do not pay a tax.
+
+On your shoes, salt, beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap,
+paper, coffee, spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles,
+tobacco: on all these, and many other articles you pay a tax, and even
+on your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which the
+loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more than one half
+of what you pay for the article itself; these taxes go in part to
+support sinecure placemen and pensioners; and the ruffians of the
+hired press call you the scum of society, and deny that you have any
+right to show your faces at any public meeting to petition for a
+reform, or for the removal of any abuse whatever!
+
+Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and who is a member of Parliament
+and has a large estate, says upon this subject, 'Every family, even of
+the poorest labourer, consisting of five persons, may be considered as
+paying, in indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than
+half his wages at seven shillings a week!' And yet the insolent
+hirelings call you the mob, the rabble, the scum, the swinish
+multitude, and say that your voice is nothing; that you have no
+business at public meetings; and that you are, and ought to be
+considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall we never see the day
+when these men will change their tone! Will they never cease to look
+upon us [as on] brutes! I trust they will change their tone, and that
+the day of the change is at no great distance!
+
+The weight of the Poor-rate, which must increase while the present
+system continues, alarms the corrupt, who plainly see that what is
+paid to relieve you, they cannot have. Some of them, therefore, hint
+at your early marriages as a great evil, and a clergyman named Malthus
+has seriously proposed measures for checking you in this respect;
+while one of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture complains
+of the increase of bastards, and proposes severe punishment on the
+parents! How hard these men are to please! What would they have you
+do? As some have called you the swinish multitude, would it be much
+wonder if they were to propose to serve you as families of young pigs
+are served? Or if they were to bring forward the measure of Pharaoh,
+who ordered the midwives to kill all the male children of the
+Israelites?
+
+But, if you can restrain your indignation at these insolent notions
+and schemes, with what feelings must you look upon the condition of
+your country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as a
+curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries where taxes
+have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr. Gibbon, in his
+History of the _Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire_, has the
+following passage: 'The horrid practice of murdering their new-born
+infants was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was
+the effect of _distress_, and the distress was principally occasioned
+by the _intolerable burden of taxes_, and by the vexatious as well as
+cruel prosecutions of the officers of the revenue against their
+insolvent debtors. The less opulent or less industrious part of
+mankind, instead of rejoicing at an increase of family, deemed it an
+act of paternal tenderness to release the children from the impending
+miseries of a life which they themselves were unable to support.'
+
+But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine will not
+take place in England. You will not murder your new-born infants, nor
+will you, to please the corrupt and insolent, debar yourselves from
+enjoyments to which you are invited by the very first of Nature's
+laws. It is, however, a disgrace to the country that men should be
+found in it capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,
+a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl must be a spectacle of
+evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are thus to be
+extinguished, because some of you are now (without any fault of yours)
+unable to find work? As far as you were wanted to labour, to fight, or
+to pay taxes, you were welcome, and they boasted of your numbers; but
+now that your country has been brought into a state of misery, these
+corrupt and insolent men are busied with schemes for getting rid of
+you. Just as if you had not as good a right to live and to love and to
+marry as they have! They do not propose, far from it, to check the
+breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported in
+part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word about the
+whole families who are upon the pension list. In many cases there are
+sums granted in trust for _the children_ of such a lord or such a
+lady. And while labourers and journeymen who have large families too,
+are actually paying taxes for the support of these lords' and ladies'
+children, these cruel and insolent men propose that they shall have no
+relief, and that their having children ought to be checked! To such a
+subject no words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel;
+and to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent
+men.
+
+There is one more scheme to notice, which, though rather less against
+nature is not less hateful and insolent; namely, to encourage you to
+emigrate to foreign countries. This scheme is distinctly proposed to
+the Government by one of the correspondents of the Board of
+Agriculture. What he means by encouragement must be to send away by
+force, or by paying for the passage; for a man who has money stands in
+no need of relief. But, I trust, that not a man of you will move, let
+the _encouragement_ be what it may. It is impossible for many to go,
+though the prospect be ever so fair. We must stand by our country, and
+it is base not to stand by her, as long as there is a chance of seeing
+her what she ought to be. But the proposition is, nevertheless, base
+and insolent This man did not propose to encourage the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners to emigrate; yet, surely, you who help to
+maintain them by the taxes which you pay, have as good a right to
+remain in the country as they have! You have fathers and mothers and
+sisters and brothers and children and friends as well as they; but
+this base projector recommends that you may be encouraged to leave
+your relations and friends for ever; while he would have the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners remain quietly where they are!
+
+No: you will not leave your country. If you have suffered much and
+long, you have the greater right to remain in the hope of seeing
+better days. And I beseech you not to look upon yourselves as the
+_scum_; but, on the contrary, to be well persuaded that a great deal
+will depend upon your exertions; and therefore, I now proceed to point
+out to you what appears to me to be the line of conduct which
+journeymen and labourers ought to pursue in order to obtain effectual
+relief, and to assist in promoting tranquillity and restoring the
+happiness of the country.
+
+We have seen that the cause of our miseries is the burden of taxes
+occasioned by wars, by standing armies, by sinecures, by pensions,
+etc. It would be endless and useless to enumerate all the different
+heads or sums of expenditure. The remedy is what we have now to look
+to, and that remedy consists wholly and solely of such a reform in the
+Commons' or People's House of Parliament, as shall give to every payer
+of direct taxes a vote at elections, and as shall cause the Members to
+be elected annually.
+
+In a late _Register_ I have pointed out how easily, how peaceably, how
+fairly, such a Parliament might be chosen. I am aware that it may, and
+not without justice, be thought wrong to deprive those of the right of
+voting who pay indirect taxes. Direct taxes are those which are
+directly paid by any person into the hands of the tax-gatherers, as
+the assessed rates and taxes. Indirect taxes are those which are paid
+indirectly through the maker or seller of goods, as the tax on soap or
+candles or salt or malt. And, as no man ought to be taxed without his
+consent, there has always been a difficulty upon this head. There has
+been no question about the _right_ of every man who is free to
+exercise his will, who has a settled place in society, and who pays a
+tax of any sort, to vote for Members of Parliament. The difficulty is
+in taking the votes by any other means than by the Rate-book; for if
+there be no list of tax-payers in the hands of any person, mere menial
+servants, vagrants, pickpockets, and scamps of all sorts might not
+only come to the poll, but they might poll in several parishes or
+places, on one and the same day. A corrupt rich man might employ
+scores of persons of this description, and in this way would the
+purpose of reform be completely defeated. In America, where one branch
+of the Congress is elected for four years and the other for two years,
+they have still adhered to the principle of direct taxation, and in
+some of the States they have made it necessary for a voter to be worth
+one hundred pounds. Yet they have, in that country, duties on goods,
+custom duties, and excise duties also; and, of course, there are many
+persons who really pay taxes, and who, nevertheless, are not permitted
+to vote. The people do not complain of this. They know that the number
+of votes is so great that no corruption can take place, and they have
+no desire to see livery servants, vagrants, and pickpockets take part
+in their elections. Nevertheless it would be very easy for a reformed
+Parliament, when once it had taken root, to make a just arrangement of
+this matter. The most likely method would be to take off the indirect
+taxes, and to put a small direct tax upon every master of a house,
+however low his situation in life.
+
+But this and all other good things, must be done by a reformed
+Parliament. We must have that first, or we shall have nothing good;
+and any man who would beforehand take up your time with the detail of
+what a reformed Parliament ought to do in this respect, or with
+respect to any changes in the form of government, can have no other
+object than that of defeating the cause of reform; and, indeed, the
+very act must show, that to raise obstacles is his wish.
+
+Such men, now that they find you justly irritated, would persuade you
+that, because things have been perverted from their true ends, there
+is nothing good in our constitution and laws. For what, then, did
+Hampden die in the field, and Sydney on the scaffold? And has it been
+discovered at last that England has always been an enslaved country
+from top to toe? The Americans, who are a very wise people, and who
+love liberty with all their hearts, and who take care to enjoy it too,
+took special care not to part with any of the great principles and
+laws which they derived from their forefathers. They took special care
+to speak with reverence of, and to preserve Magna Charta, the Bill of
+Rights, the Habeas Corpus, and not only all the body of the Common Law
+of England, but most of the rules of our courts, and all our form of
+jurisprudence. Indeed it is the greatest glory of England that she has
+thus supplied with sound principles of freedom those immense regions
+which will be peopled perhaps by hundreds of millions.
+
+I know of no enemy of reform and of the happiness of the country so
+great as that man who would persuade you that we possess nothing good,
+and that all must be torn to pieces. There is no principle, no
+precedent, no regulations (except as to mere matter of detail),
+favourable to freedom, which is not to be found in the Laws of
+England or in the example of our ancestors. Therefore I say we may ask
+for, and we want nothing new. We have great constitutional laws and
+principles to which we are immovably attached. We want great
+alteration, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification, to suit
+the times and circumstances; but the great principles ought to be and
+must, be the same, or else confusion will follow.
+
+It was the misfortune of the French people that they had no great and
+settled principles to refer to in their laws or history. They sallied
+forth and inflicted vengeance on their oppressors; but, for want of
+settled principles to which to refer they fell into confusion; they
+massacred each other; they next flew to a military chief to protect
+them even against themselves; and the result has been what we too well
+know. Let us therefore congratulate ourselves that we have great
+constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and to
+which we are attached.
+
+That reform will come I know, if the people do their duty; and all
+that we have to guard against is confusion, which cannot come if
+reform take place in time. I have before observed to you that when the
+friends of corruption in France saw that they could not prevent a
+change, they bent their endeavours to produce confusion, in which they
+fully succeeded. They employed numbers of unprincipled men to go about
+the country proposing all sorts of mad schemes. They produced first a
+confusion in men's minds, and next a civil war between provinces,
+towns, villages and families. The tyrant Robespierre, who was exceeded
+in cruelty only by some of the Bourbons, was proved to have been in
+league with the open enemies of France. He butchered all the real
+friends of freedom whom he could lay his hands on, except Paine, whom
+he shut up in a dungeon till he was reduced to a skeleton. This
+monster was at last put to death himself; and his horrid end ought to
+be a warning to any man who may wish to walk in the same path. But I
+am, for my part, in little fear of the influence of such men. They
+cannot cajole you as Robespierre cajoled the people of Paris. It is,
+nevertheless, necessary for you to be on your guard against them, and
+when you hear a man talking big and hectoring about projects which go
+further than a real and radical reform of the Parliament, be you well
+assured that that man would be a second Robespierre if he could, and
+that he would make use of you and sacrifice the life of the very last
+man of you; that he would ride upon the shoulders of some through
+rivers of the blood of others, for the purpose of gratifying his own
+selfish and base and insolent ambition.
+
+In order effectually to avoid the rock of confusion, we should keep
+steadily in our eye not only what we wish to be done but what can be
+done now. We know that such a reform as would send up a Parliament,
+chosen by all payers of direct taxes, is not only just and
+reasonable, but easy of execution. I am therefore for accomplishing
+that object first; and I am not at all afraid that a set of men who
+would really hold the purse of the people, and who had been just
+chosen freely by the people, would very soon do everything that the
+warmest friend of freedom could wish to see done.
+
+While, however, you are upon your guard against false friends, you
+should neglect no opportunity of doing all that is within your power
+to give support to the cause of reform. Petition is the channel for
+your sentiments, and there is no village so small that its petition
+would not have some weight. You ought to attend at every public
+meeting within your reach. You ought to read to and to assist, each
+other in coming at a competent knowledge of all public matters. Above
+all things, you ought to be unanimous in your object, and not suffer
+yourselves to be divided.
+
+The subject of religion has nothing to do with this great question of
+reform. A reformed Parliament would soon do away with all religious
+distinctions and disabilities. In their eyes, a Catholic and a
+Protestant would both appear in the same light.
+
+The _Courier_, the _Times_, and other emissaries of corruption, are
+constantly endeavouring to direct your wrath against bakers, brewers,
+butchers, and other persons who deal in the necessaries of life. But,
+I trust that you are not to be stimulated to such a species of
+violence. These tradesmen are as much in distress as you. They cannot
+help their malt and hops and beer and bread and meat being too dear
+for you to purchase. They all sell as cheap as they can, without being
+absolutely ruined. The beer you drink is more than half _tax_, and
+when the tax has been paid by the seller he must have payment back
+again from you who drink, or he must be ruined. The baker has numerous
+taxes to pay, and so has the butcher, and so has the miller and the
+farmer. Besides, all men are eager to sell, and, if they could sell
+cheaper they certainly would, because that would be the sure way of
+getting more custom. It is the weight of the taxes which presses us
+all to the earth, except those who receive their incomes out of those
+taxes. Therefore I exhort you most earnestly not to be induced to lay
+violent hands on those who really suffer as much as yourselves.
+
+On the subject of lowering wages too, you ought to consider that your
+employers cannot give to you that which they have not. At present,
+corn is high in price, but that high price is no benefit to the
+farmer, because it has risen from the badness of the crop, which Mr.
+Hunt foretold at the Common Hall, and for the foretelling of which he
+was so much abused by the hirelings of the press, who, almost up to
+this very moment, have been boasting and thanking God for the goodness
+of the crop! The farmer whose corn is half destroyed, gains nothing by
+selling the remaining half for double the price at which he would
+have sold the whole. If I grow 10 quarters of wheat, and if I save it
+all and sell it for two pounds a quarter, I receive as much money as
+if I had sold the one-half of it for four pounds a quarter. And I am
+better off in the former case, because I want wheat for seed, and
+because I want some to consume myself. These matters I recommend to
+your serious consideration; because it being unjust to fall upon your
+employers to force them to give that which they have not to give, your
+conduct in such cases must tend to weaken the great cause in which we
+ought all now to be engaged, namely the removal of our burdens through
+the means of a reformed Parliament. It is the interest of vile men of
+all descriptions to set one part of the people against the other part;
+and therefore it becomes you to be constantly on your guard against
+their allurements.
+
+When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take time to
+reflect on the real cause, before they fly on their employers, who are
+in many cases in as great or greater distress than themselves. How
+many of those employers have of late gone to jail for debt and left
+helpless families behind them! The employer's trade falls off. His
+goods are reduced in price. His stock loses the half of its value. He
+owes money. He is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages?
+The cause of his ruin is the weight of the taxes, which presses so
+heavily on us all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods. But it
+is certain that a great many, a very large portion of the farmers,
+tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their supineness and want of
+public spirit, contributed towards the bringing of this ruin upon
+themselves and upon you. They have _skulked_ from their public duty.
+They have kept aloof from, or opposed all measures for a redress of
+grievances; and indeed, they still skulk, though ruin and destruction
+stare them in the face. Why do they not now come forward and explain
+to you the real cause of the reduction of your wages? Why do they not
+put themselves at your head in petitioning for redress? This would
+secure their property much better than the calling in of troops, which
+can never afford them more than a short and precarious security. In
+the days of their prosperity they were amply warned of what has now
+come to pass; and the far greater part of them abused and calumniated
+those who gave them the warning. Even if they would now act the part
+of men worthy of being relieved, the relief to us all would speedily
+follow. If they will not; if they will still skulk, they will merit
+all the miseries which they are destined to suffer.
+
+Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction of those taxes
+which are pressing them as well as you to the earth, what are they
+doing? Why, they are applying to the Government to add to their
+receipts by passing Corn Bills, by preventing foreign wool from being
+imported; and many other silly schemes. Instead of asking for a
+reduction of taxes they are asking for the means of paying taxes!
+Instead of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,
+they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those places
+and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of the judges and
+of many other persons were greatly raised, some years ago, on the
+ground of the rise in the price of labour and provisions, why then do
+they not ask to have those salaries reduced, now that labour is
+reduced? Why do they not apply to the case of the judges and others
+the arguments which they apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to
+you; but they are too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in
+the way of petition! Far more honourable is it to be a ragged pauper
+than to be numbered among such men.
+
+These people call themselves the _respectable_ part of the nation.
+They are, as they pretend, the virtuous part of the people, because
+they are quiet; as if virtue consisted in immobility! There is a
+canting Scotchman in London, who publishes a paper called the
+'_Champion_' who is everlastingly harping upon the virtues of the
+'fireside,' and who inculcates the duty of quiet submission. Might we
+ask this Champion of the teapot and milk-jug whether Magna Charta and
+the Bill of Rights were won by the fireside? Whether the tyrants of
+the House of Stuart and of Bourbon were hurled down by fireside
+virtues? Whether the Americans gained their independence, and have
+preserved their freedom, by sitting by the fireside? O, no! these were
+all achieved by action, and amidst bustle and noise. Quiet indeed! Why
+in this quality a log, or a stone, far surpasses even the pupils of
+this Champion of quietness; and the chairs round his fireside exceed
+those who sit in them. But in order to put these quiet, fireside,
+respectable people to the test, let us ask them if they approve of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, black eyes, bloody noses, fraud,
+bribery, corruption, perjury, and subornation of perjury; and if they
+say no, let us ask them whether these are not going on all over the
+country at every general election. If they answer yes, as they must
+unless they be guilty of wilful falsehood, will they then be so good
+as to tell us how they reconcile their inactivity with sentiments of
+virtue? Some men, in all former ages, have been held in esteem for
+their wisdom, their genius, their skill, their valour, their devotion
+to country, etc., but never until this age, was _quietness_ deemed a
+quality to be extolled. It would be no difficult matter to show that
+the quiet, fireside gentry are the most callous and cruel, and,
+therefore, the most wicked part of the nation. Amongst them it is that
+you find all the peculators, all the blood-suckers of various degrees,
+all the borough-voters and their offspring, all the selfish and
+unfeeling wretches, who, rather than risk the disturbing of their
+ease for one single month, rather than go a mile to hold up their hand
+at a public meeting, would see half the people perish with hunger and
+cold. The humanity, which is continually on their lips, is all
+fiction. They weep over the tale of woe in a novel; but round their
+'decent fireside,' never was compassion felt for a real sufferer, or
+indignation at the acts of a powerful tyrant.
+
+The object of the efforts of such writers is clearly enough seen. Keep
+all _quiet_! Do not rouse! Keep still! Keep down! Let those who
+perish, perish in silence! It will, however, be out of the power of
+these quacks, with all their laudanum, to allay the blood which is now
+boiling in the veins of the people of this kingdom; who, if they are
+doomed to perish, are at any rate resolved not to perish in silence.
+The writer whom I have mentioned above, says that he, of course, does
+not count 'the lower classes, who, under the pressure of need or under
+the influence of ignorant prejudice, may blindly and weakly rush upon
+certain and prompt punishment; but that the security of every decent
+fireside, every respectable father's best hopes for his children,
+still connect themselves with the Government.' And by Government he
+clearly means all the mass as it now stands. There is nobody so
+callous and so insolent as your sentimental quacks and their patients.
+How these 'decent fireside' people would stare, if some morning they
+were to come down and find them occupied by uninvited visitors! I
+hope they never will. I hope that things will never come to this pass:
+but if one thing more than any other tends to produce so sad an
+effect, it is the cool insolence with which such men as this writer
+treats the most numerous and most suffering classes of the people.
+
+Long as this Address already is, I cannot conclude without some
+observations on the 'Charity Subscriptions' at the London Tavern. The
+object of this subscription professes to be to afford relief to the
+distressed labourers, etc. About forty thousand pounds have been
+subscribed, and there is no probability of its going much further.
+There is an absurdity on the face of the scheme; for, as all parishes
+are compelled by law to afford relief to every person in distress, it
+is very clear that, as far as money is given by these people to
+relieve the poor, there will be so much saved in the parish rates. But
+the folly of the thing is not what I wish you most to attend to.
+Several of the subscribers to this fund receive each of them more than
+ten thousand pounds and some more than thirty thousand pounds each,
+out of those taxes which you help to pay, and which emoluments not a
+man of them proposes to give up. The clergy appear very forward in
+this subscription. An Archbishop and a Bishop assisted at the forming
+of the scheme. Now then, observe that there has been given out of the
+taxes, for several years past, one hundred thousand pounds a year,
+for what, think you? Why for the relief of the poor clergy! I have no
+account at hand later than that delivered last year, and there I find
+this sum!--for the poor clergy! The rich clergy do not pay this sum;
+but it comes out of those taxes, part, and a large part of which you
+pay on your beer, malt, salt, shoes, etc. I daresay that the 'decent
+firesides' of these poor clergy still connect themselves with the
+Government. Amongst all our misery we have had to support the
+intolerable disgrace of being an object of the charity of a Bourbon
+Prince, while we are paying for supporting that family upon the throne
+of France. Well! But is this all? We are taxed, at the very same
+moment, for the support of the French Emigrants! And you shall see to
+what amount. Nay, not only French, but Dutch and others, as appears
+from the forementioned account laid before Parliament last year. The
+sum, paid out of the taxes, in one year, for the relief of suffering
+French Clergy and Laity, St. Domingo Sufferers, Dutch Emigrants,
+Corsican Emigrants, was one hundred and eighty-seven thousand seven
+hundred and fifty pounds; yes, one hundred and eighty-seven thousand
+seven hundred and fifty pounds paid to this set in one year out of
+those taxes of which you pay so large a share, while you are insulted
+with a subscription to relieve you, and while there are projectors who
+have the audacity to recommend schemes for preventing you from
+marrying while young, and to induce you to emigrate from your
+country! I'll venture my life that the 'decent firesides' of all this
+swarm of French clergy and laity, and Dutch, and Corsicans, and St.
+Domingo sufferers 'still connect themselves closely with the
+Government'; and I will also venture my life that you do not stand in
+need of one more word to warm every drop of blood remaining in your
+bodies! As to the money subscribed by regiments of soldiers, whose pay
+arises from taxes in part paid by you, though it is a most shocking
+spectacle to behold, I do not think so much of it. The soldiers are
+your fathers, brothers, and sons. But if they were all to give their
+whole pay, and if they amount to one hundred and fifty thousand men,
+it would not amount to one-half of what is now paid in Poor-rates, and
+of course would not add half a pound of bread to every pound which the
+unhappy paupers now receive. All the expenses of the Army and Ordnance
+amount to an enormous sum--to sixteen or eighteen millions; but the
+pay of one hundred and fifty thousand men, at a shilling a day each,
+amounts to no more than two million seven hundred and twelve thousand
+five hundred pounds. So that, supposing them all to receive a shilling
+a day each, the soldiers receive only about a third part of the sum
+now paid annually in Poor-rates.
+
+I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your passions upon
+this occasion. I have laid before you, with all the clearness I am
+master of, the causes of our misery, the measures which have led to
+those causes, and I have pointed out what appears to me to be the only
+remedy--namely a reform of the Commons', or People's House of
+Parliament. I exhort you to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner,
+but at the same time to proceed with zeal and resolution in the
+attainment of this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the
+'decent fireside' gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves. Any
+man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up to London,
+with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands, to be presented
+whenever the House shall meet. Some further information will be given
+as to this matter in a future Number. In the meanwhile, I remain your
+Friend, WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+TO JACK HARROW, AN ENGLISH LABOURER
+
+_On the new Cheat which is now on foot, and which goes under the name
+of Savings Banks_
+
+NORTH HAMPSTEAD, LONG ISLAND,
+_November 7th, 1818._
+
+Friend Jack--You sometimes hear the Parson talk about deceivers, who
+go about in sheep's clothing; but who inwardly are ravening wolves.
+You frequently hear of the tricks of the London cheats, and I daresay
+you have often enough witnessed those of mountebanks and gypsies. But,
+Jack, all the tricks of these deceivers and cheaters, if the trickery
+of them all were put together, would fall far short of the trick now
+playing off under the name of Savings Banks. And seeing that it is
+possible that you may be exposed to the danger of having a few pounds
+picked out of your pocket by this trick, I think it right to put you
+on your guard against the cheat.
+
+You have before been informed of who and what the Boroughmongers are.
+Therefore, at present, I shall enter into no explanation of their
+recent conduct. But, in order to give you a clear view of their
+motives in this new trick, and which, I think, is about the last in
+their budget, I must go back and tell you something of the history of
+their Debt, and of what are called the Funds. Some years ago the
+Boroughmongers put me into a loathsome prison for two years, made me
+pay a thousand pounds fine, and made me enter into recognisances for
+seven years, only because I expressed my indignation at the flogging
+of Englishmen, in the heart of England, under the superintendence of
+hired German troops brought into the country to keep the people in
+awe. It pleased God, Jack, to preserve my life and health, while I was
+in that prison. And I employed a part of my time in writing a little
+book entitled _Paper against Gold_. In this little book I fully
+explained all the frauds of what is called the _National Debt_, and
+of what are called the _Funds_. But as it is possible that you may not
+have seen that little book, I will here tell you enough about these
+things to make you see the reasons for the Boroughmongers using this
+trick of Savings Banks.
+
+The Boroughmongers are, you know, those persons (some Lords, some
+Baronets, and some Esquires, as they call themselves) who fill, or
+nominate others to fill, the seats in the House of Commons. _Commons_
+means the mass of the _people_. So that this is the House of the
+People, according to the law of the land. The people--you, I, and all
+of us, ought to vote for the men who sit in this House. But the said
+Lords, Baronets, and Esquires have taken our rights away, and they
+nominate the Members themselves. A _monger_ is a _dealer_, as
+ironmonger, cheesemonger, and the like: and as the Lords, Baronets,
+and Esquires sometimes sell and sometimes buy seats, and as the seats
+are said to be filled by the people in certain Boroughs, these Lords,
+Baronets, and Esquires are very properly called _Boroughmongers_; that
+is to say, dealers in boroughs or in the seats of boroughs. As all
+laws and all other matters of government are set up and enforced at
+the will of the two Houses, against whose will the king cannot stir
+hand or foot; and as the Boroughmongers fill the seats of the two
+Houses, they have all the power, and, of course, the king and the
+people have none. Being possessed of all the power; being able to tax
+us at their pleasure; being able to hang us for whatever they please
+to call a crime; they will, of course, do with our property and
+persons just what they please. And accordingly, they take from us more
+than the half of our earnings; and they keep soldiers (whom they
+deceive) to shoot at us and kill us, if we attempt to resist. They put
+us in dungeons when they like. And, in Ireland, they compel people to
+remain shut up in their houses from sunset to sunrise, and if any man,
+contrary to their commands, goes out of his house in the night, in
+order to go to the privy, they punish him very severely; and in that
+unhappy country they transport men and women to Botany Bay without any
+trial by jury, and merely by the orders of two justices of the peace
+appointed by themselves.
+
+This, Jack, is horrid work to be going on amongst a people who call
+themselves _free_; amongst a people who boast of their liberties. But
+the facts are so; and now I shall explain to you how the
+Boroughmongers, who are so few in number compared to the whole people,
+are able to commit these cruel acts and to carry on this abominable
+tyranny; and you will see that the trick of Savings Banks makes a part
+of the means, which they now intend to use for the perpetuating of
+this tyranny.
+
+Formerly, more than a hundred years ago, when the kings of England
+had some real power, and before the Boroughmongers took all the powers
+of king and people into their hands, the people, when the kings
+behaved amiss, used to rise against them and compel them to act
+justly. They beheaded Charles the First about one hundred and seventy
+years ago; and they drove James the Second out of the kingdom; they
+went so far as to set his family aside for ever, and they put up the
+present royal family in its stead.
+
+This was all very well; but when King James had been driven out, the
+Lords and Baronets and Squires conceived the notion of ruling for ever
+over king and people. They made Parliaments, which used to be annual,
+three years of duration; and when the members had been elected for
+three years, the members themselves made a law to make the people obey
+them for seven years. Thus was the usurpation completed; and from that
+time to this the Boroughmongers have filled the seats just as it has
+pleased them to do it; and they have, as I said before, done with our
+property and our persons just what they have pleased to do.
+
+Now it will naturally be matter of wonder to you, friend Jack, that
+this small band of persons, and of debauched wretched persons too, any
+half dozen of whom you would be able to beat with one hand tied down;
+it will be matter of wonder to you that this contemptible band should
+have been able thus to subjugate, and hold in bondage so degrading,
+the whole of the English people. But, Jack, recollect that once a
+parcel of fat, lazy, drinking, and guttling monks and friars were able
+to make this same people to work and support them in their laziness
+and debaucheries, aye, and almost to adore them, too; to go to them,
+and kneel down and confess their sins to them, and to believe that it
+was in their power to absolve them of their sins. Now how was it that
+these fat, these bastard-propagating rascals succeeded in making the
+people do this? Why by fraud; by deception; by cheatery; by making
+them believe lies; by frightening them half out of their wits; by
+making them believe that they would go to hell if they did not work
+for them. A ten-thousandth part of the people were able to knock the
+greasy vagabonds on the head; and they would have done it too; but
+they were afraid of going to hell if they had no priest to pardon
+them.
+
+Thus did these miscreants govern by fraud. The Boroughmongers, as I
+shall by and by show, have of late been compelled to resort to open
+force; but for a long while they governed by fraud alone. First they,
+by the artful and able agents which they have constantly kept in pay,
+frightened the people with the pretended dangers of a return of the
+old king's family. The people were amused with this scarecrow, while
+the chains were silently forging to bind them with. But the great
+fraud, the cheat of all cheats, was what they call the national debt.
+And now, Jack, pray attend to me; for I am going to explain the chief
+cause of all the disgraces and sufferings of the labourers in England;
+and am also going to explain the reasons or motives which the
+Boroughmongers have for setting on foot this new fraud of Savings
+Banks. I beg you, Jack, if you have no other leisure time, to stay at
+home instead of going to church, for one single Sunday. Shave
+yourself, put on a clean shirt, and sit down and read this letter ten
+times over, until you understand every word of it. And if you do that,
+you will laugh at the parson and tax-gatherer's coaxings about Savings
+Banks. You will keep your odd pennies to yourself; or lay them out in
+bread or bacon.
+
+You have heard, I daresay, a great deal about the national debt; and
+now I will tell you what this thing is, and how it came, and then you
+will see what an imposture it is, and how shamefully the people of
+England have been duped and robbed.
+
+The Boroughmongers having usurped all the powers of government, and
+having begun to pocket the public money at a great rate, the people
+grew discontented. They began to think that they had done wrong in
+driving King James away. In a pretty little fable-book, there is a
+fable which says that the frogs, who had a log of wood for king,
+prayed to Jupiter to send them something more active. He sent them a
+stork, or heron, which gobbled them up alive by scores! The people of
+England found in the Boroughmongers what the poor frogs found in the
+stork; and they began to cry out against them and to wish for the old
+king back again.
+
+The Boroughmongers saw their danger, and they adopted measures to
+prevent it. They saw that if they could make it the interest of a
+great many rich people to uphold them and their system they should be
+able to get along. They therefore passed a law to enable themselves to
+borrow money of rich people; and by the same law they imposed it on
+the people at large to pay, for ever, the interest of the money so by
+them borrowed.
+
+The money which they thus borrowed they spent in wars, or divided
+amongst themselves, in one shape or another. Indeed the money spent in
+wars was pocketed, for the greater part, by themselves. Thus they
+owed, in time, immense sums of money; and as they continued to pass
+laws to compel the nation at large to pay the interest of what they
+borrowed, spent and pocketed, they called and still call this debt,
+the debt of the nation; or, in the usual words, the national debt.
+
+It is curious to observe that there has seldom been known in the world
+any very wicked and mischievous scheme of which a priest of some
+description or other was not at the bottom. This scheme, certainly as
+wicked in itself as any that was ever known, and far more mischievous
+in its consequences than any other, was the offspring of a Bishop of
+Salisbury, whose name was Burnet; a name that we ought to teach our
+very children to execrate. This crafty priest was made a Bishop for
+his invention of this scheme; a fit reward for such a service.
+
+The Boroughmongers began this debt one hundred and twenty-four years
+ago. They have gone on borrowing ever since; and have never paid off
+one farthing, and never can. They have continued to pass Acts to make
+the people pay the interest of what has been borrowed; till, at last,
+the debt itself amounts to more than all the lands, all the houses,
+all the trees, all the canals and all the mines would sell for at
+their full sterling value; and the money to pay the interest is taken
+out of men's rents and out of their earnings; and you, Jack, as I
+shall by and by prove to you, pay to the Boroughmongers more than the
+half of what you receive in weekly wages from your master.
+
+Is not this a pretty state of things? Pray observe, Jack, the debt far
+exceeds the real full value of the whole kingdom, if there could be a
+purchaser found for it. So that, you see, as to private property no
+man has any, as long as this debt hangs upon the country. Your master,
+Farmer Gripe, for instance, calls his farm _his_. It is none of his,
+according to the Boroughmongers' law; for that law has pawned it for
+the payment of the interest of the Boroughmongers' debt; and the pawn
+must remain as long as the Boroughmongers' law remains. Gripe is
+compelled to pay out of the yearly value of his farm a certain portion
+to the debt. He may, indeed, sell the farm; but he can get only a part
+of the value; because the purchaser will have to pay a yearly sum on
+account of the pawn. In short, the Boroughmongers have, in fact,
+passed laws to take every man's private property away from him, in
+whatever portions their debt may demand such taking away; and a man
+who thinks himself an owner of land, is at best only a steward who
+manages it for the Boroughmongers.
+
+This, however, is only a small part of the evil; for the whole of the
+rents of the houses and lands and mines and canals would not pay the
+interest of this debt; no, and not much more than the half of it. The
+labour is therefore pawned too. Every man's labour is pawned for the
+payment of the interest of this debt. Aye, Jack, you may think that
+you are working for yourself, and that, when on a Saturday night you
+take nine shillings from Farmer Gripe, the shillings are for your own
+use. You are grievously deceived, for more than half the sum is paid
+to the Boroughmongers on account of the pawn. You do not see this, but
+the fact is so. Come, what are the things in which you expend the nine
+shillings? Tea, sugar, tobacco, candles, salt, soap, shoes, beer,
+bread; for no meat do you ever taste. On the articles taken together,
+except bread, you pay far more than half tax; and you will observe
+that your master's taxes are, in part, pinched out of you. There is an
+army employed in Ireland to go with the excisemen and other taxers to
+make the people pay. If the taxers were to wait at the ale houses and
+grocers' shops, and receive their portion from your own hands, you
+would then clearly see that the Boroughmongers take away more than the
+half of what you earn. You would then clearly see what it is that
+makes you poor and ragged, and that makes your children cry for the
+want of a bellyful. You would clearly see that what the hypocrites
+tell you about this being your lot, and about Providence placing you
+in such a state in order to try your patience and faith, is all a base
+falsehood. Why does not Providence place the Boroughmongers and the
+parsons in a state to try their patience and faith? Is Providence less
+anxious to save them than to save you? If you could see clearly what
+you pay on account of the Boroughmongers' pawn, you would see that
+your misery arises from the designs of a benevolent Providence being
+counteracted by the measures of the Borough-tyrants.
+
+Your lot, indeed! Your lot assigned by Providence! This is real
+blasphemy! Just as if Providence, which sends the salt on shore all
+round our coast, had ordained that you should not have any of it
+unless you would pay the Boroughmongers fifteen shillings a bushel tax
+upon it! But what a Providence must that be which would ordain that an
+Englishman should pay fifteen shillings tax on a bushel of English
+salt, while a Long Islander pays only two shillings and sixpence for a
+bushel of the same salt, after it is brought to America from England?
+What an idea must we have of such a Providence as this? Oh no, Jack;
+this is not the work of Providence. It is the work of the
+Boroughmongers; the pretext about Providence has been invented to
+deceive and cheat you, and to perpetuate your slavery.
+
+Well: all is pawned then. The land, the houses, the canals, the mines,
+and the labour are pawned for the payment of the interest of the
+Boroughmongers debt. Your labour, mind, Jack, is pawned for the
+one-half of its worth. But you will naturally ask, how is it that the
+nation, that everybody submits to this? There's your mistake, Jack. It
+is not _everybody_ that submits. In the first place there are the
+Boroughmongers themselves and all their long tribe of relations,
+legitimate and spurious, who profit from the taxes, and who have the
+church livings, which they enjoy without giving the poor any part of
+their legal share of those livings. Then there are all the officers of
+army and navy, and all the endless hosts of place-men and place-women,
+pensioned men and pensioned women, and all the hosts of tax-gatherers,
+who alone, these last I mean, swallow more than would be necessary to
+carry on the Government under a reformed Parliament. But have you
+forgotten the lenders of the money which makes the debt? These people
+live wholly upon the interest of the debt; and of course they approve
+of your labour, and the labour of every man being pawned. The
+Boroughmongers have pawned your labour to them. Therefore they like
+that your labour should be taxed. They cannot be said to submit to the
+tyranny; they applaud it, and to their utmost they support it.
+
+But you will say, still the mass of the people would, if they had a
+mind to bestir themselves, be too strong for all these. Very true. But
+you forget the army, Jack. This is a great military force, armed with
+bayonets, bullets and cannon-balls, ready at all times and in all
+places to march or gallop to attack the people, if they attempt to eat
+sugar or salt without paying the tax. There are forts, under the name
+of barracks, all over the kingdom, where armed men are kept in
+readiness for this purpose. In Ireland they actually go in person to
+help to collect the taxes; and in England they are always ready to do
+the same. Now, suppose, Jack, that a man who has a bit of land by the
+seaside, were to take up a little of the salt that Providence sends on
+shore. He would be prosecuted. He would resist the process. Soldiers
+would come and take him away to be tried and _hanged_. Suppose you,
+Jack, were to dip your rushes into grease, till they came to farthing
+candles. The Excise would prosecute you. The sheriff would send men to
+drag you to jail. You would fight in defence of your house and home.
+You would beat off the sheriff's men. Soldiers would come and kill
+you, or would take you away to be hanged.
+
+This is the thing by which the Boroughmongers govern. There are enough
+who would gladly not submit to their tyranny; but there is nobody but
+themselves who has an army at command.
+
+Nevertheless they are not altogether easy under these circumstances.
+An army is a two-edged weapon. It may cut the employer as well as the
+thing that it is employed upon. It is made up of flesh and blood, and
+of English flesh and blood too. It may not always be willing to move,
+or to strike when moved. The Boroughmongers see that their titles and
+estates hang upon the army. They would fain coax the people back again
+to feelings of reverence and love. They would fain wheedle them into
+something that shall blunt their hostility. They have been trying
+Bible-schemes, school-schemes, and soup-schemes. And at last they are
+trying the Savings Banks scheme, upon which I shall now more
+particularly address you.
+
+This thing is of the same nature, and its design is the same, as those
+of the grand scheme of Bishop Burnet. The people are discontented.
+They feel their oppressions; they seek a change; and some of them have
+decidedly protested against paying any longer any part of the
+interest of the debt, which they say ought to be paid, if at all, by
+those who have borrowed and spent, or pocketed, the money. Now then,
+in order to enlist great numbers of labourers and artisans on their
+side, the Boroughmongers have fallen upon the scheme of coaxing them
+to put small sums into what they call _banks_. These sums they pay
+large interest upon, and suffer the parties to take them out whenever
+they please. By this scheme they think to bind great numbers to them
+and their tyranny. They think that great numbers of labourers and
+artisans, seeing their little sums increase, as they will imagine,
+will begin to conceive the hopes of becoming rich by such means; and
+as these persons are to be told that their money is in the _funds_,
+they will soon imbibe the spirit of fundholders, and will not care who
+suffers, or whether freedom or slavery prevail, so that the funds be
+but safe.
+
+Such is the scheme and such the motives. It will fail of its object,
+though not unworthy the inventive powers of the servile knaves of
+Edinburgh. It will fail, first because the men from whom alone the
+Borough-tyrants have anything to dread, will see through the scheme
+and despise it; and will, besides, well know that the funds are a mere
+bubble that may burst, or be bursted at any moment. The parsons appear
+to be the main tools in this coaxing scheme. They are always at the
+head of everything which they think likely to support tyranny. The
+depositors will be domestic servants, particularly women, who will be
+tickled with the idea of having a fortune in the funds. The
+Boroughmongers will hint to their tenants that they must get their
+labourers into the Savings Banks. A preference will be given to such
+as deposit. The Ladies, the 'Parsons' Ladies,' will scold poor people
+into the funds. The parish officers will act their part in this
+compulsory process: and thus will the Boroughmongers get into their
+hands some millions of the people's money by a sort of 'forced loan':
+or in other words, a robbery. In order to swell the thing out, the
+parsons and other tools of the Boroughmongers will lend money in this
+way themselves, under feigned names; and we shall, if the system last
+a year or two, hear boastings of how rich the poor are become.
+
+Now then, Jack, supposing it possible that Farmer Gripe may, under
+pain of being turned out of your cottage, have made you put your
+twopence a week into one of these banks, let us see what is the
+natural consequence of your so doing. Twopence a week is eight
+shillings and eightpence a year; and the interest will make the amount
+about nine shillings perhaps. What use is this to you? Will you let it
+remain; and will you go on thus for years? You must go on a great many
+years, indeed, before your deposit amounts to as much as the
+Boroughmongers take from you in one year! Twopence will buy you a
+quarter of a pound of meat. This is a dinner for your wife or
+yourself. You never taste meat. And why are you to give up half a
+pound of your bread to the Boroughmongers. You are ill; your wife is
+ill; your children are ill. 'Go to the bank and take out your money,'
+says the overseer; 'for I'll give you no aid till that be spent.' Thus
+then, you will have been robbing your own starved belly weekly, to no
+other end than that of favouring the parish purse, upon which you have
+a just and legal claim, until the clergy restore to the poor what they
+have taken from them. As the thing now stands, the poor are starved by
+others, this scheme is intended to make them assist in the work
+themselves, at the same time that it binds them to the tyranny.
+
+But, Jack, what a monstrous thing is this, that the Boroughmongers
+should kindly pass an Act to induce you to save your money, while they
+take from you five shillings out of every nine that you earn? Why not
+take less from you! That would be the more natural way to go to work,
+surely. Why not leave you all your earnings to yourself? Oh, no! They
+cannot do that. It is from the labour of men like you that the far
+greater part of the money comes to enrich the Boroughmongers, their
+relations and dependants.
+
+However, suppose you have gotten together five pounds in a Savings
+Bank. That is to say in the funds. This is a great deal for you,
+though it is not half so much as you are compelled to give to the
+Boroughmongers in one year. This is a great sum. It is much more than
+you ever will have; but suppose you have it. It is _in the funds_,
+mind. And now let me tell you what the funds are; which is necessary
+if you have not read my little book called _Paper against Gold._ The
+funds is _no place_ at all, Jack. It is nothing, Jack. It is
+moonshine. It is a lie, a bubble, a fraud, a cheat, a humbug. And it
+is all these in the most perfect degree. People think that the funds
+is a place where money is kept. They think that it is a place which
+contains that which they have deposited. But the fact is, that the
+funds is a word which means nothing that the most of the people think
+it means. It means the _descriptions of the several sorts of the
+debt_. Suppose I owed money to a tailor, to a smith, to a shoemaker,
+to a carpenter, and that I had their several bills in my house. I
+should in the language of the Boroughmongers, call these bills my
+_funds_. The Boroughmongers owe some people annuities at three pounds
+for a hundred; some at four pounds for a hundred; some at five pounds
+for a hundred; and these annuities, or debts they call their funds.
+And, Jack, if the Savings Bank people lend them a good parcel of
+money, they will have that money in these debts or funds. They will be
+owners of some of those debts which never will and never can be paid.
+
+But what is this money too in which you are to be paid back again? It
+is no money. It is paper; and though that paper will pass just at this
+time; it will not long pass, I can assure you, Jack. When you have
+worked a fortnight, and get a pound note for it, you set a high value
+upon the note, because it brings you food. But suppose nobody would
+take the note from you. Suppose no one would give you anything in
+exchange for it. You would go back to Farmer Gripe and fling the note
+in his face. You would insist upon real money, and you would get it,
+or you would tear down his house. This is what will happen, Jack, in a
+very short time.
+
+I will explain to you, Jack, how this matter stands. Formerly
+bank-notes were as good as real money, because anybody that had one
+might go at any moment, and get real money for it at the Bank. But now
+the thing is quite changed. The Bank broke some years ago; that is to
+say, it could not pay its notes in real money; and it never has been
+able to do it from that time to this; and what is more, it never can
+do it again. To be sure the paper passes at present. You take it for
+your work, and others take it of you for bread and tea. But the time
+may be, and I believe is, very near at hand, when this paper will not
+pass at all; and then as the Boroughmongers and the Savings Bank
+people have, and can have, no real money, how are you to get your five
+pounds back again?
+
+The bank-notes may be all put down at any moment, if any man of
+talent and resolution choose to put them down; and why may not such a
+man exist, and have the Disposition to put them down? They are now of
+value, as I said before, because they will pass; because people will
+take them and will give victuals and drink for them; but, if nobody
+would give bread and tea and beer for them, would they then be good
+for anything? They are taken because people are pretty sure that they
+can pass them again; but who will take them when he does not think
+that he can pass them again? And I assure you, Jack, that even I
+myself could, before next May-day, do that which would prevent any man
+in England from ever taking a bank-note any more. If you should put
+five pounds into a Savings Bank, therefore, you could, in such case,
+never see a farthing in exchange for it.
+
+This being a matter of so much importance to you, I will clearly
+explain to you how I might easily do the thing. Mind, I do not say
+that I will do the thing. Indeed, I will not; and I do not know any
+one that intends to do it. But I will show you how I _might_ do it;
+because it is right that you should know what a ticklish state your
+poor five pounds will be in if you deposit them in the Savings Bank.
+
+You know, Jack, that _forged_ notes pass till people find them out.
+They keep passing very quietly till they come to the Bank, and there
+being known for forged notes, the man who carries them to the Bank, or
+owns them at the time, loses the amount of them. Suppose now, that Tom
+were to forge a note, and pay it to Dick for a pig. Dick would pay it
+to Bob for some tea. Bob would send it up to London to pay his
+tea-man. The tea-man would send it to the Bank. The Bank would keep
+it, and give him nothing for it. If the tea-man forgot whom he got it
+from, he must lose. If he could prove that he got it from Bob, Bob
+must lose it; and so on; but either Dick or Bob or the tea-man must
+lose it. There must be a loss somewhere.
+
+Now, it is clear that if there were a great quantity of forged notes
+in circulation, people would be afraid to take notes at all; and that
+if this great quantity came out all of a sudden, it would for a while
+put an end to all payments and all trade. And if such great quantity
+can with safety be put out, I leave you to guess, Jack, at the
+situation of your five pounds. I will now show you, then, that I could
+do this myself, and with perfect safety and ease.
+
+I could have made, at a very trifling expense, a million of pounds in
+bank-notes of various amounts. There are fourteen different ways in
+which I could send them to England, and lodge them safely there,
+without the smallest chance of their arrival being known to any soul
+except the man to whom they should be confided. The Banks might
+search and ransack every vessel that arrived from America. They might
+do what they would. They would never detect the cargo!
+
+There they are then, safe in London; a famous stock of bank-notes, so
+well executed that no human being except the Bank people would be able
+to discover the counterfeit. The agent takes a parcel at a time, and
+drops them in the street in the dark. This work he carries on for a
+week or two in such streets as are best calculated for the purpose,
+till he has well stocked the town. He may do the same at Portsmouth
+and other great towns if he please, and he may send off large supplies
+by post.
+
+Now, Jack, suppose you were up at London with your master's waggon.
+You might find a parcel of notes. You would go to the first shop to
+buy your wife a gown and your children some clothes, yourself a hat, a
+greatcoat, and some shoes. The rest you would lay out at shops on the
+road home; for the sooner you got rid of this _foundal_, the less
+chance of having it taken from you. The shopkeepers would thank you
+for your custom, and your wife's heart would bound with joy.
+
+The notes would travel about most merrily. At last they would come to
+the Bank. The holders would lose them; but you would gain by them. So
+that, upon the whole, there would be no loss, and the maker of the
+notes would have no gain. Others would find, and nearly all would do
+like you. In a few days the notes would find their way to the Bank in
+great numbers, where they would all be stopped. The news would spread
+abroad. The thieftakers would be busy. Every man who had had his note
+stopped at the Bank would alarm his neighbourhood. The country would
+ring with the news. Nobody would take a bank-note. All business would
+be at a stand. The farmers would sell no corn for bank-notes. The
+millers would have nothing else to pay with. No markets, because no
+money. The baker would be able to get no flour. He could sell no
+bread, for nobody would have money to pay him.
+
+Jack, this thing will assuredly take place. Mind, I tell you so. I
+have been right in my predictions on former occasions; and I am not
+wrong now. I beg you to believe me; or, at any rate, to blame yourself
+if you lose by such an event. In the midst of this hubbub what will
+you do? Farmer Gripe will, I daresay, give you something to eat for
+your labour. But what will become of your five pounds? That sum you
+have in the Savings Bank, and as you are to have it out at any time
+when you please, your wife sets off to draw it. The banker gives her a
+five-pound note. She brings it; but nobody will take it of you for a
+pig, for bread, for clothing, or for anything else! And this, Jack,
+will be the fate of all those who shall be weak enough to put their
+money into those banks!
+
+I beg you, Jack, not to rely on the power of the Boroughmongers in
+this case. Anything that is to be done with halters, gags, dungeons,
+bayonets, powder, or ball, they can do a great deal at; but they are
+not conjurers; they are not wizards. They cannot prevent a man from
+dropping bank-notes in the dark; and they cannot make people believe
+in the goodness of that which they must know to be bad. If they could
+hold a sword to every man's breast, they might indeed do something;
+but short of this, nothing that they can do would be of any avail.
+However, the truth is that they, in such case, will have no sword at
+all. An army is a powerful weapon; but an army must be paid. Soldiers
+have been called machines; but they are eating and drinking machines.
+With good food and drink they will go far and do much; but without
+them, they will not stir an inch. And in such a case whence is to come
+the money to pay them? In short, Jack, the Boroughmongers would drop
+down dead, like men in an apoplexy, and you would, as soon as things
+got to rights, have your bread and beer and meat and everything in
+abundance.
+
+The Boroughmongers possess no means of preventing the complete success
+of the dropping plan. If they do, they ought to thank me for giving
+them a warning of their danger; and for telling them that if they do
+prevent the success of such a plan, they are the cleverest fellows in
+this world.
+
+I now, Jack, take my leave of you, hoping that you will not be coaxed
+out of your money, and assuring you that I am your friend,
+
+WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+
+
+VII.--'THE LETTERS OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER'
+
+BY SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+
+(_To what has been said in the Introduction respecting the _Letters of
+Malachi Malagrowther_ it is only necessary to add that their immediate
+cause was a Bill due to the very commercial crisis which indirectly
+ruined Scott himself, and introduced in the spring of 1826 for
+stopping the note circulation of private banks altogether, while
+limiting that of the Bank of England to notes of £5 and upwards. The
+scheme, which was to extend to the whole of Great Britain, was from
+the first unpopular in Scotland, and Scott plunged into the fray. The
+letters excited or coincided with such violent opposition throughout
+the country that the Bill was limited to England only. As Scott was a
+strong Tory, his friends in the Government, especially Lord Melville
+and Croker (who was officially employed to answer 'Malachi'), were
+rather sore at his action. He defended himself in some spirited
+private letters, which will be found in Lockhart._)
+
+
+A LETTER ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY
+
+_To the Editor of the Edinburgh Weekly Journal_
+
+My dear Mr. Journalist--I am by pedigree a discontented person, so
+that you may throw this letter into the fire, if you have any
+apprehensions of incurring the displeasure of your superiors. I am, in
+fact, the lineal descendant of Sir Mungo Malagrowther, who makes a
+figure in the _Fortunes of Nigel_, and have retained a reasonable
+proportion of his ill-luck, and, in consequence, of his ill-temper.
+If, therefore, I should chance to appear too warm and poignant in my
+observations, you must impute it to the hasty and peevish humour which
+I derive from my ancestor. But, at the same time, it often happens
+that this disposition leads me to speak useful, though unpleasant
+truths, when more prudent men hold their tongues and eat their
+pudding. A lizard is an ugly and disgusting thing enough; but,
+methinks, if a lizard were to run over my face and awaken me, which is
+said to be their custom when they observe a snake approach a sleeping
+person, I should neither scorn his intimation, nor feel justifiable
+in crushing him to death, merely because he is a filthy little
+abridgment of a crocodile. Therefore, 'for my love, I pray you, wrong
+me not.'
+
+I am old, sir, poor, and peevish, and therefore I may be wrong; but
+when I look back on the last fifteen or twenty years, and more
+especially on the last ten, I think I see my native country of
+Scotland, if it is yet to be called by a title so discriminative,
+falling, so far as its national, or rather, perhaps, I ought now to
+say its _provincial_, interests are concerned, daily into more
+absolute contempt. Our ancestors were a people of some consideration
+in the councils of the empire. So late as my own younger days, an
+English minister would have paused, even in a favourite measure, if a
+reclamation of national rights had been made by a member for Scotland,
+supported as it uniformly then was, by the voice of her
+representatives and her people. Such ameliorations in our peculiar
+system as were thought necessary, in order that North Britain might
+keep pace with her sister in the advance of improvement, were
+suggested by our own countrymen, persons well acquainted with our
+peculiar system of laws (as different from those of England as from
+those of France), and who knew exactly how to adapt the desired
+alteration to the principle of our legislative enactments, so that the
+whole machine might, as mechanics say, work well and easily. For a
+long time this wholesome check upon innovation, which requires the
+assimilation of a proposed improvement with the general constitution
+of the country to which it has been recommended, and which ensures
+that important point, by stipulating that the measure shall originate
+with those to whom the spirit of the constitution is familiar, has
+been, so far as Scotland is concerned, considerably disused. Those who
+have stepped forward to repair the gradual failure of our
+constitutional system of law, have been persons that, howsoever
+qualified in other respects, have had little further knowledge of its
+construction than could be acquired by a hasty and partial survey,
+taken just before they commenced their labours. Scotland and her laws
+have been too often subjected to the alterations of any person who
+chose to found himself a reputation, by bringing in a bill to cure
+some defect which had never been felt in practice, but which was
+represented as a frightful bugbear to English statesmen, who, wisely
+and judiciously tenacious of the legal practice and principles
+received at home, are proportionally startled at the idea of anything
+abroad which cannot be brought to assimilate with them.
+
+The English seem to have made a compromise with the active tendency to
+innovation, which is one great characteristic of the day. Wise and
+sagacious themselves, they are nervously jealous of innovations in
+their own laws--_Nolumus leges Angliae mutari_, is written on the
+skirts of their judicial robes, as the most sacred texts of Scripture
+were inscribed on the phylacteries of the Rabbis. The belief that the
+Common Law of England constitutes the perfection of human reason, is a
+maxim bound upon their foreheads. Law Monks they have been called in
+other respects, and like monks they are devoted to their own Rule, and
+admit no question of its infallibility. There can be no doubt that
+their love of a system, which, if not perfect, has so much in it that
+is excellent, originates in the most praiseworthy feelings. Call it if
+you will the prejudice of education, it is still a prejudice
+honourable in itself, and useful to the public. I only find fault with
+it, because, like the Friars in the Duenna monopolising the bottle,
+these English monks will not tolerate in their lay brethren of the
+north the slightest pretence to a similar feeling.
+
+In England, therefore, no innovation can be proposed affecting the
+administration of justice, without being subjected to the strict
+enquiry of the Guardians of the Law, and afterwards resisted
+pertinaciously, until time and the most mature and reiterated
+discussion shall have proved its utility, nay, its necessity. The old
+saying is still true in all its points--Touch but a cobweb in
+Westminster Hall, and the old spider will come out in defence of it.
+This caution may sometimes postpone the adoption of useful
+amendments, but it operates to prevent all hasty and experimental
+innovations; and it is surely better that existing evils should be
+endured for some time longer, than that violent remedies should be
+hastily adopted, the unforeseen and unprovided for consequences of
+which are often so much more extensive than those which had been
+foreseen and reckoned upon. An ordinary mason can calculate upon the
+exact gap which will be made by the removal of a corner stone in an
+old building; but what architect, not intimately acquainted with the
+whole edifice, can presume even to guess how much of the structure is,
+or is not, to follow?
+
+The English policy in this respect is a wise one, and we have only to
+wish they would not insist in keeping it all to themselves. But those
+who are most devoted to their own religion have least sympathy for the
+feelings of dissenters; and a spirit of proselytism has of late shown
+itself in England for extending the benefits of their system, in all
+its strength and weakness, to a country which has been hitherto
+flourishing and contented under its own. They adopted the conclusion
+that all English enactments are right; but the system of municipal law
+in Scotland is not English, therefore it is wrong. Under sanction of
+this syllogism, our rulers have indulged and encouraged a spirit of
+experiment and innovation at our expense, which they resist
+obstinately when it is to be carried through at their own risk.
+
+For more than half of last century, this was a practice not to be
+thought of. Scotland was during that period disaffected, in bad
+humour, armed too, and smarting under various irritating
+recollections. This is not the sort of patient for whom an
+experimental legislator chooses to prescribe. There was little chance
+of making Saunders take the patent pill by persuasion--main force was
+a dangerous argument, and some thought claymores had edges.
+
+This period passed away, a happier one arrived, and Scotland, no
+longer the object of terror, or at least great uneasiness, to the
+British Government, was left from the year 1750 under the guardianship
+of her own institutions, to win her silent way to national wealth and
+consequence. Contempt probably procured for her the freedom from
+interference, which had formerly been granted out of fear; for the
+medical faculty are as slack in attending the garrets of paupers as
+the caverns of robbers. But neglected as she was, and perhaps
+_because_ she was neglected, Scotland, reckoning her progress during
+the space from the close of the American War to the present day, has
+increased her prosperity in a ratio more than five times greater than
+that of her more fortunate and richer sister. She is now worth the
+attention of the learned faculty, and God knows she has had plenty of
+it. She has been bled and purged, spring and fall, and _talked_ into
+courses of physic, for which she had little occasion. She has been of
+late a sort of experimental farm, upon which every political student
+has been permitted to try his theory--a kind of common property, where
+every juvenile statesman has been encouraged to make his inroads, as
+in Moray land, where, anciently, according to the idea of the old
+Highlanders, all men had a right to take their prey--a subject in a
+common dissecting room, left to the scalpel of the junior students,
+with the degrading inscription,--_fiat experimentum in corpore vili_.
+
+I do not mean to dispute, Sir, that much alteration was necessary in
+our laws, and that much benefit has followed many of the great changes
+which have taken place. I do not mean to deprecate a gradual approach
+to the English system, especially in commercial law. The Jury Court,
+for example, was a fair experiment, in my opinion, cautiously
+introduced as such, and placed under such regulations as might best
+assimilate its forms with those of the existing Supreme Court. I beg,
+therefore, to be considered as not speaking of the alterations
+themselves, but of the apparent hostility towards our municipal
+institutions, as repeatedly manifested in the course of late
+proceedings, tending to force and wrench them into a similarity with
+those of England.
+
+The opinions of our own lawyers, nay, of our Judges, than whom wiser
+and more honourable men never held that character, have been, if
+report speaks true, something too much neglected and controlled in the
+course of these important changes, in which, methinks, they ought to
+have had a leading and primary voice. They have been almost avowedly
+regarded not as persons the best qualified to judge of proposed
+innovations, but as prejudiced men, determined to oppose them, right
+or wrong. The last public Commission was framed on the very principle,
+that if Scotch lawyers were needs to be employed, a sufficient number
+of these should consist of gentlemen, who, whatever their talents and
+respectability might be in other respects, had been too long estranged
+from the study of Scottish law to retain any accurate recollection of
+an abstruse science, or any decided partiality for its technical
+forms. This was done avowedly for the purpose of evading the natural
+partiality of the Scottish Judges and practitioners to their own
+system; that partiality which the English themselves hold so sacred a
+feeling in their own Judges and Counsel learned in the law. I am not,
+I repeat, complaining of the result of the Commissions, but of the
+spirit in which the alterations were undertaken. Unquestionably much
+was done in brushing up and improving the old machinery of Scottish
+Law Courts, and in making it move more rapidly, though scarce, I
+think, more correctly than before. Dispatch has been much attended
+to. But it may be ultimately found that the timepiece which runs
+fastest does not intimate the hour most accurately. At all events, the
+changes have been made and established--there let them rest. And had
+I, Malachi Malagrowther, the sole power to-morrow of doing so, I would
+not restore the old forms of judicial proceedings; because I hold the
+constitution of Courts of Justice too serious matters to be put back
+or forward at pleasure, like a boy's first watch, merely for
+experiment's sake.
+
+What I _do_ complain of is the general spirit of slight and dislike
+manifested to our national establishments by those of the sister
+country who are so very zealous in defending their own; and not less
+do I complain of their jealousy of the opinions of those who cannot
+but be much better acquainted than they, both with the merits and
+deficiencies of the system, which hasty and imperfectly informed
+judges have shown themselves so anxious to revolutionise.
+
+There is no explanation to be given of this but one--namely, the
+entire conviction and belief of our English brethren that the true
+Themis is worshipped in Westminster Hall, and that her adorers cannot
+be too zealous in her service; while she, whose image an ingenious
+artist has depicted balancing herself upon a _tee-totum_ on the
+southern window of the Parliament House of Edinburgh, is a mere
+idol,--a Diana of Ephesus,--whom her votaries worship, either because
+her shrine brings great gain to the craftsmen, or out of an ignorant
+and dotard superstition, which induces them to prefer the old Scottish
+_Mumpsimus_ to the modern English _Sumpsimus_. Now, this is not fair
+construction in our friends, whose intentions in our behalf, we allow,
+are excellent, but who certainly are scarcely entitled to beg the
+question at issue without inquiry or discussion, or to treat us as the
+Spaniards treated the Indians, whom they massacred for worshipping the
+image of the Sun, while they themselves bowed down to that of the
+Virgin Mary. Even Queen Elizabeth was contented with the evasive
+answer of Melville, when hard pressed with the trying question,
+whether Queen Mary or she were the fairest. We are willing, in the
+spirit of that answer, to say that the Themis of Westminster Hall is
+the best fitted to preside over the administration of the larger, and
+more fertile country of beef and pudding; while she of the tee-totum
+(placed in that precarious position, we presume, to express her
+instability, since these new lights were struck out) claims a more
+limited but equally respectful homage, within her ancient
+jurisdiction--_sua paupera regna_--the Land of Cakes. If this
+compromise does not appease the ardour of our brethren for converting
+us to English forms and fashions, we must use the scriptural question,
+"Who hath required these things at your hands?"
+
+The inquiries and result of another Commission are too much to the
+purpose to be suppressed. The object was to investigate the conduct of
+the Revenue Boards in Ireland and Scotland. In the former, it is well
+known, great mismanagement was discovered; for Pat, poor fellow, had
+been playing the loon to a considerable extent. In Scotland, _not a
+shadow of abuse prevailed_. You would have thought, Mr. Journalist,
+that the Irish Boards would have been reformed in some shape, and the
+Scotch Establishments honourably acquitted, and suffered to continue
+on the footing of independence which they had so long enjoyed, and of
+which they had proved themselves so worthy. Not so, sir. The Revenue
+Boards, in both countries, underwent exactly the same regulation, were
+deprived of their independent consequence, and placed under the
+superintendence of English control; the innocent and the guilty being
+treated in every respect alike. Now, on the side of Scotland, this was
+like Trinculo losing his bottle in the pool--there was not only
+dishonour in the thing, but an infinite loss.
+
+I have heard two reasons suggested for this indiscriminating
+application of punishment to the innocent and to the culpable.
+
+In the first place, it was honestly confessed that Ireland would never
+have quietly submitted to the indignity offered to her, unless poor
+inoffensive Scotland had been included in the regulation. The Green
+Isle, it seems, was of the mind of a celebrated lady of quality, who,
+being about to have a decayed tooth drawn, refused to submit to the
+operation till she had seen the dentist extract a sound and
+serviceable grinder from the jaws of her waiting-woman--and her humour
+was to be gratified. The lady was a termagant dame--the wench a
+tame-spirited simpleton--the dentist an obliging operator--and the
+teeth of both were drawn accordingly.
+
+This gratification of his humours is gained by Pat's being up with the
+pike and shillelagh on any or no occasion. God forbid Scotland should
+retrograde towards such a state--much better that the Deil, as in
+Burns's song, danced away with the whole excisemen in the country. We
+do not want to hear her prate of her number of millions of men, and
+her old military exploits. We had better remain in union with England,
+even at the risk of becoming a subordinate species of Northumberland,
+as far as national consequence is concerned, than remedy ourselves by
+even hinting the possibility of a rupture. But there is no harm in
+wishing Scotland to have just so much ill-nature, according to her own
+proverb, as may keep her good-nature from being abused; so much
+national spirit as may determine her to stand by her own rights,
+conducting her assertion of them with every feeling of respect and
+amity toward England.
+
+The other reason alleged for this equal distribution of _punishment_,
+as if it had been the influence of the common sun, or the general
+rain, to the just and the unjust, was one which is extremely
+predominant at present with our Ministers--the _necessity_ of
+_Uniformity_ in all such cases; and the consideration what an awkward
+thing it would be to have a Board of Excise or Customs remaining
+independent in the one country, solely because they had, without
+impeachment, discharged their duty; while the same establishment was
+cashiered in another, for no better reason than that it had been
+misused.
+
+This reminds us of an incident, said to have befallen at the Castle of
+Glammis, when these venerable towers were inhabited by a certain old
+Earl of Strathmore, who was as great an admirer of uniformity as the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer could have desired. He and his gardener
+directed all in the garden and pleasure grounds upon the ancient
+principle of exact correspondence between the different parts, so that
+each alley had its brother; a principle which, renounced by gardeners,
+is now adopted by statesmen. It chanced once upon a time that a fellow
+was caught committing some petty theft, and, being taken in the
+manner, was sentenced by the Bailie Macwheeble of the jurisdiction to
+stand for a certain time in the baronial pillory, called the _jougs_,
+being a collar and chain, one of which contrivances was attached to
+each side of the portal of the great avenue which led to the castle.
+The thief was turned over accordingly to the gardener, as
+ground-officer, to see the punishment duly inflicted. When the Thane
+of Glammis returned from his morning ride, he was surprised to find
+both sides of the gateway accommodated each with a prisoner, like a
+pair of heraldic supporters, _chained_ and _collared proper_. He asked
+the gardener, whom he found watching the place of punishment, as his
+duty required, whether another delinquent had been detected? "No, my
+Lord," said the gardener, in the tone of a man excellently well
+satisfied with himself,--"but I thought the single fellow looked very
+awkward standing on one side of the gateway, so I gave half a crown to
+one of the labourers to stand on the other side for _uniformity's
+sake_." This is exactly a case in point, and probably the only one
+which can be found--with this sole difference, that I do not hear that
+the members of the Scottish Revenue Board got any boon for standing in
+the pillory with those of Ireland--for uniformity's sake.
+
+Lastly, sir, I come to this business of extending the provisions of
+the Bill prohibiting the issue of notes under five pounds to Scotland,
+in six months after the period that the regulation shall be adopted in
+England.
+
+I am not about to enter upon the question which so much agitates
+speculative writers upon the wealth of nations, or attempt to discuss
+what proportion of the precious metals ought to be detained within a
+country; what are the best means of keeping it there; or to what
+extent the want of specie can be supplied by paper credit: I will not
+ask if a poor man can be made a rich one, by compelling him to buy a
+service of plate, instead of the delf ware which served his turn.
+These are questions I am not adequate to solve. But I beg leave to
+consider the question in a practical point of view, and to refer
+myself entirely to experience.
+
+I assume, without much hazard of contradiction, that Banks have
+existed in Scotland for near one hundred and twenty years--that they
+have flourished, and the country has flourished with them--and that
+during the last fifty years particularly, provincial Banks, or
+branches of the principal established and chartered Banks, have
+gradually extended themselves in almost every Lowland district in
+Scotland; that the notes, and especially the small notes, which they
+distribute, entirely supply the demand for a medium of currency; and
+that the system has so completely expelled gold from the country of
+Scotland, that you never by any chance espy a guinea there, unless in
+the purse of an accidental stranger, or in the coffers of these Banks
+themselves. This is granting the facts of the case as broadly as can
+be asked.
+
+It is not less unquestionable that the consequence of this Banking
+system, as conducted in Scotland, has been attended with the greatest
+advantage to the country. The facility which it has afforded to the
+industrious and enterprising agriculturalist or manufacturer, as well
+as to the trustees of the public in executing national works, has
+converted Scotland from a poor, miserable, and barren country, into
+one, where, if nature has done less, art and industry have done more,
+than in perhaps any country in Europe, England herself not excepted.
+Through means of the credit which this system has afforded, roads have
+been made, bridges built, and canals dug, opening up to reciprocal
+communication the most sequestered districts of the country--manufactures
+have been established, unequalled in extent or success--wastes have
+been converted into productive farms--the productions of the earth for
+human use have been multiplied twentyfold, while the wealth of the rich
+and the comforts of the poor have been extended in the same proportion.
+And all this in a country where the rigour of the climate, and
+sterility of the soil, seem united to set improvement at defiance. Let
+those who remember Scotland forty years since, bear witness if I speak
+truth or falsehood.
+
+There is no doubt that this change has been produced by the facilities
+of procuring credit, which the Scottish Banks held forth, both by
+discounting bills, and by granting cash-accounts. Every undertaking of
+consequence, whether by the public or by individuals, has been carried
+on by such means; at least exceptions are extremely rare.
+
+There is as little doubt that the Banks could not have furnished these
+necessary funds of cash, without enjoying the reciprocal advantage of
+their own notes being circulated in consequence, and by means of the
+accommodation thus afforded. It is not to be expected that every
+undertaking which the system enabled speculators or adventurers to
+commence, should be well-judged, attentively carried on, or successful
+in issue. Imprudence in some cases, misfortune in others, have had
+their usual quantity of victims. But in Scotland, as elsewhere, it has
+happened in many instances that improvements, which turned out ruinous
+to those who undertook them, have, notwithstanding, themselves
+ultimately produced the most beneficial advantages to the country,
+which derived in such instances an addition to its general prosperity,
+even from the undertakings which had proved destructive to the private
+fortune of the projectors.
+
+Not only did the Banks dispersed throughout Scotland afford the means
+of bringing the country to an unexpected and almost marvellous degree
+of prosperity, but in no considerable instance, save one, have their
+own over-speculating undertakings been the means of interrupting that
+prosperity. The solitary exception was the undertaking called the Ayr
+Bank, rashly entered into by a large body of country gentlemen and
+others, unacquainted with commercial affairs, and who had moreover the
+misfortune not only to set out on false principles, but to get false
+rogues for their principal agents and managers. The fall of this Bank
+brought much calamity on the country; but two things are remarkable in
+its history: First, that under its too prodigal, yet beneficial
+influence, a fine county (that of Ayr) was converted from a desert
+into a fertile land. Secondly, that, though at a distant interval, the
+Ayr Bank paid all its engagements, and the loss only fell on the
+original stockholders. The warning was, however, a terrible one, and
+has been so well attended to in Scotland, that very few attempts seem
+to have been afterwards made to establish Banks prematurely--that is,
+where the particular district was not in such an advanced state as to
+require the support of additional credit; for in every such case, it
+was judiciously foreseen, the forcing a capital on the district could
+only lead to wild speculation, instead of supporting solid and
+promising undertakings.
+
+The character and condition of the persons pursuing the profession
+ought to be noticed, however slightly. The Bankers of Scotland have
+been, generally speaking, _good_ men, in the mercantile phrase,
+showing, by the wealth of which they have died possessed, that their
+credit was sound; and _good_ men also, many of them eminently so, in
+the more extensive and better sense of the word, manifesting, by the
+excellence of their character, the fairness of the means by which
+their riches were acquired. There may have been, among so numerous a
+body, men of a different character, fishers in troubled waters,
+capitalists who sought gain not by the encouragement of fair trade
+and honest industry, but by affording temporary fuel to rashness or
+avarice. But the number of upright traders in the profession has
+narrowed the means of mischief which such Christian Shylocks would
+otherwise have possessed. There was loss, there was discredit, in
+having recourse to such characters, when honest wants could be fairly
+supplied by upright men, and on liberal terms. Such reptiles have been
+confined in Scotland to batten upon their proper prey of folly, and
+feast, like worms, on the corruption in which they are bred.
+
+Since the period of the Ayr Bank, now near half a century, I recollect
+very few instances of Banking Companies issuing notes which have
+become insolvent. One, about thirty years since, was the Merchant Bank
+of Stirling, which never was in high credit, having been known almost
+at the time of its commencement by the odious nickname of _Black in
+the West_. Another was within these ten years, the East Lothian
+Banking Company, whose affairs had been very ill conducted by a
+villainous manager. In both cases, the notes were paid up in full. In
+the latter case, they were taken up by one of the most respectable
+houses in Edinburgh; so that all current engagements were paid without
+the least check to the circulation of their notes, or inconvenience to
+poor or rich, who happened to have them in possession. The Union Bank
+of Falkirk also became insolvent within these fifteen years, but paid
+up its engagements without much loss to the creditors. Other cases
+there may have occurred, not coming within my recollection; but I
+think none which made any great sensation, or could at all affect the
+general confidence of the country in the stability of the system. None
+of these bankruptcies excited much attention, or, as we have seen,
+caused any considerable loss.
+
+In the present unhappy commercial distress, I have always heard and
+understood that the Scottish Banks have done all in their power to
+alleviate the evils which came thickening on the country; and far from
+acting illiberally, that they have come forward to support the
+tottering credit of the commercial world with a frankness which
+augured the most perfect confidence in their own resources. We have
+heard of only one provincial Bank being even for a moment in the
+predicament of suspicion; and of that copartnery the funds and credit
+were so well understood, that their correspondents in Edinburgh, as in
+the case of the East Lothian Bank formerly mentioned, at once
+guaranteed the payment of their notes, and saved the public even from
+momentary agitation, and individuals from the possibility of distress.
+I ask what must be the stability of a system of credit of which such
+an universal earthquake could not displace or shake even the slightest
+individual portion?
+
+Thus stands the case in Scotland; and it is clear any restrictive
+enactment affecting the Banking system, or their mode of issuing
+notes, must be adopted in consequence of evils, operating elsewhere
+perhaps, but certainly unknown in this country.
+
+In England, unfortunately, things have been very different, and the
+insolvency of many provincial Banking Companies, of the most
+established reputation for stability, has greatly distressed the
+country, and alarmed London itself, from the necessary reaction of
+their misfortunes upon their correspondents in the capital.
+
+I do not think, sir, that the advocate of Scotland is called upon to
+go further, in order to plead an exemption from any experiment which
+England may think proper to try to cure her own malady, than to say
+such malady does not exist in her jurisdiction. It is surely enough to
+plead, 'We are well, our pulse and complexion prove it--let those who
+are sick take physic.' But the opinion of the English Ministers is
+widely different; for, granting our premisses, they deny our
+conclusion.
+
+The peculiar humour of a friend, whom I lost some years ago, is the
+only one I recollect, which jumps precisely with the reasoning of the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. My friend was an old Scottish laird, a
+bachelor and a humorist--wealthy, convivial, and hospitable, and of
+course having always plenty of company about him. He had a regular
+custom of swallowing every night in the world one of Dr. Anderson's
+pills, for which reasons may be readily imagined. But it is not so
+easy to account for his insisting on every one of his guests taking
+the same medicine, and whether it was by way of patronising the
+medicine, which is in some sense a national receipt, or whether the
+mischievous old wag amused himself with anticipating the scenes of
+delicate embarrassment, which the dispensation sometimes produced in
+the course of the night, I really cannot even guess. What is equally
+strange, he pressed the request with a sort of eloquence which
+succeeded with every guest. No man escaped, though there were few who
+did not make resistance. His powers of persuasion would have been
+invaluable to a minister of state. 'What! not one _Leetle Anderson_,
+to oblige your friend, your host, your entertainer! He had taken one
+himself--he would take another, if you pleased--surely what was good
+for his complaint must of course be beneficial to yours?' It was in
+vain you pleaded your being perfectly well,--your detesting the
+medicine,--your being certain it would not agree with you--none of the
+apologies were received as valid. You might be warm, pathetic or
+sulky, fretful or patient, grave or serious in testifying your
+repugnance, but you were equally a doomed man; escape was impossible.
+Your host was in his turn eloquent,--authoritative,--facetious,
+--argumentative,--precatory,--pathetic, above all, pertinacious. No
+guest was known to escape the _Leetle Anderson_. The last time I
+experienced the laird's hospitality there were present at the evening
+meal the following catalogue of guests:--a Bond-street dandy, of the most
+brilliant water, drawn thither by the temptation of grouse-shooting--a
+writer from the neighbouring borough (the lairds _doer_, I
+believe),--two country lairds, men of reserved and stiff habits--three
+sheep-farmers, as stiff-necked and stubborn as their own haltered
+rams--and I, Malachi Malagrowther, not facile or obvious to persuasion.
+There was also the Esculapius of the vicinity--one who gave, but
+elsewhere was never known to _take_ medicine. All succumbed--each took,
+after various degrees of resistance according to his peculiar fashion,
+his own _Leetle Anderson_. The doer took a brace. On the event I
+am silent. None had reason to congratulate himself on his complaisance.
+The laird has slept with his ancestors for some years, remembered
+sometimes with a smile on account of his humorous eccentricities, always
+with a sigh when his surviving friends and neighbours reflect on his
+kindliness and genuine beneficence. I have only to add that I hope he
+has not bequeathed to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, otherwise so
+highly gifted, his invincible powers of persuading folks to take
+medicine, which their constitutions do not require.
+
+Have I argued my case too high in supposing that the present intended
+legislative enactment is as inapplicable to Scotland as a pair of
+elaborate knee-buckles would be to the dress of a kilted Highlander? I
+think not.
+
+I understand Lord Liverpool and the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+distinctly to have admitted the fact, that no distress whatever had
+originated in Scotland from the present issuing of small notes of the
+bankers established there, whether provincial in the strict sense, or
+sent abroad by branches of the larger establishments settled in the
+metropolis. No proof can be desired better than the admission of the
+adversary.
+
+Nevertheless, we have been positively informed by the newspapers that
+Ministers see no reason why any law adopted on this subject should not
+be imperative over all his Majesty's dominions, including Scotland,
+_for uniformity's sake_. In my opinion they might as well make a law
+that the Scotsman, for uniformity's sake, should not eat oatmeal,
+because it is found to give Englishmen the heartburn. If an ordinance
+prohibiting the oatcake, can be accompanied with a regulation capable
+of being enforced, that in future, for uniformity's sake, our moors
+and uplands shall henceforth bear the purest wheat, I for one have no
+objection to the regulation. But till Ben Nevis be level with
+Norfolkshire, though the natural wants of the two nations may be the
+same, the extent of these wants, natural or commercial, and the mode
+of supplying them, must be widely different, let the rule of
+uniformity be as absolute as it will. The nation which cannot raise
+wheat, must be allowed to eat oat-bread; the nation which is too poor
+to retain a circulating medium of the precious metals, must be
+permitted to supply its place with paper credit; otherwise, they must
+go without food, and without currency.
+
+If I were called on, Mr. Journalist, I think I could give some reasons
+why the system of banking which has been found well adapted for
+Scotland is not proper for England, and why there is no reason for
+inflicting upon us the intended remedy; in other words, why this
+political balsam of Fierabras which is to relieve Don Quixote, may
+have a great chance to poison Sancho. With this view, I will mention
+briefly some strong points of distinction affecting the comparative
+credit of the banks in England and in Scotland; and they seem to
+furnish, to one inexperienced in political economies (upon the
+transcendental doctrines of which so much stress is now laid), very
+satisfactory reasons for the difference which is not denied to exist
+betwixt the effects of the same general system in different countries.
+
+In Scotland, almost all Banking Companies consist of a considerable
+number of persons, many of them men of landed property, whose landed
+estates, with the burthens legally affecting them, may be learned from
+the records, for the expense of a few shillings; so that all the
+world knows, or may know, the general basis on which their credit
+rests, and the extent of real property, which, independent of their
+personal means, is responsible for their commercial engagements. In
+most banking establishments this fund of credit is considerable, in
+others immense; especially in those where the shares are numerous, and
+are held in small proportions, many of them by persons of landed
+estates, whose fortunes, however large, and however small their share
+of stock, must all be liable to the engagements of the Bank. In
+England, as I believe, the number of the partners engaged in a banking
+concern cannot exceed five; and though of late years their landed
+property has been declared subject to be attacked by their commercial
+creditors, yet no one can learn, without incalculable trouble, the
+real value of that land, or with what mortgages it is burthened. Thus,
+_cæteris paribus_, the English banker cannot make his solvency
+manifest to the public, therefore cannot expect, or receive, the same
+unlimited trust, which is willingly and securely reposed in those of
+the same profession in Scotland.
+
+Secondly, the circulation of the Scottish bank-notes is free and
+unlimited; an advantage arising from their superior degree of credit.
+They pass without a shadow of objection through the whole limits of
+Scotland, and, though they cannot be legally tendered, are current
+nearly as far as York in England. Those of English Banking Companies
+seldom extend beyond a very limited horizon: in two or three stages
+from the place where they are issued, many of them are objected to,
+and give perpetual trouble to any traveller who has happened to take
+them in change on the road. Even the most creditable provincial notes
+never approach London in a free tide--never circulate like blood to
+the heart, and from thence to the extremities, but are current within
+a limited circle; often, indeed, so very limited, that the notes
+issued in the morning, to use an old simile, fly out like pigeons from
+the dovecot, and are sure to return in the evening to the spot which
+they have left at break of day.
+
+Owing to these causes, and others which I forbear mentioning, the
+profession of provincial Bankers in England is limited in its regular
+profits, and uncertain in its returns, to a degree unknown in
+Scotland; and is, therefore, more apt to be adopted in the South by
+men of sanguine hopes and bold adventure (both frequently
+disproportioned to the extent of their capital), who sink in mines or
+other hazardous speculations the funds which their banking credit
+enables them to command, and deluge the country with notes, which, on
+some unhappy morning, are found not worth a penny--as those to whom
+the foul fiend has given apparent treasures are said in due time to
+discover they are only pieces of slate.
+
+I am aware it may be urged that the restrictions imposed on those
+English provincial Banks are necessary to secure the supremacy of the
+Bank of England; on the same principle on which dogs, kept near the
+purlieus of a royal forest, were anciently lamed by the cutting off of
+one of the claws, to prevent their interfering with the royal sport.
+This is a very good regulation for England, for what I know; but why
+should the Scottish institutions, which do not, and cannot interfere
+with the influence of the Bank of England, be put on a level with
+those of which such jealousy is, justly or unjustly, entertained? We
+receive no benefit from that immense establishment, which, like a
+great oak, overshadows England from Tweed to Cornwall. Why should our
+national plantations be cut down or cramped for the sake of what
+affords us neither shade nor shelter, and which, besides, can take no
+advantage by the injury done to us? Why should we be subjected to a
+monopoly from which we derive no national benefit?
+
+I have only to add that Scotland has not felt the slightest
+inconvenience from the want of specie, nay, that it has never been in
+request among them. A tradesman will take a guinea more unwillingly
+than a note of the same value--to the peasant the coin is unknown. No
+one ever wishes for specie save when upon a journey to England. In
+occasional runs upon particular houses, the notes of other Banking
+Companies have always been the value asked for--no holder of these
+notes ever demanded specie. The credit of one establishment might be
+doubted for the time--that of the general system was never brought
+into question. Even avarice, the most suspicious of passions, has in
+no instance I ever heard of, desired to compose her hoards by an
+accumulation of the precious metals. The confidence in the credit of
+our ordinary medium has not been doubted even in the dreams of the
+most irritable and jealous of human passions.
+
+All these considerations are so obvious that a statesman so acute as
+Mr. Robinson must have taken them in at the first glance, and must at
+the same time have deemed them of no weight, compared with the
+necessary conformity between the laws of the two kingdoms. I must,
+therefore, speak to the justice of this point of uniformity.
+
+Sir, my respected ancestor, Sir Mungo, when he had the distinguished
+honour to be _whipping_, or rather _whipped boy_, to his Majesty King
+James the Sixth of gracious memory, was always, in virtue of his
+office, scourged when the king deserved flogging; and the same
+equitable rule seems to distinguish the conduct of Government towards
+Scotland, as one of the three United Kingdoms. If Pat is guilty of
+peculation, Sister Peg loses her Boards of Revenue--if John Bull's
+cashiers mismanage his money-matters, those who have conducted Sister
+Margaret's to their own great honour, and her no less advantage, must
+be deprived of the power of serving her in future; at least that power
+must be greatly restricted and limited.
+
+ 'Quidquid delirant reges plectuntur Achivi.'
+
+That is to say, if our superiors of England and Ireland eat sour
+grapes, the Scottish teeth must be set on edge as well as their own.
+An uniformity in benefits may be well--an uniformity in penal
+measures, towards the innocent and the guilty, in prohibitory
+regulations, whether necessary or not, seems harsh law, and worse
+justice.
+
+This levelling system, not equitable in itself, is infinitely unjust,
+if a story, often told by my poor old grandfather, was true, which I
+own I am inclined to doubt. The old man, sir, had learned in his
+youth, or dreamed in his dotage, that Scotland had become an integral
+part of England,--not in right of conquest, or rendition, or through
+any right of inheritance--but in virtue of a solemn Treaty of Union.
+Nay, so distinct an idea had he of this supposed Treaty, that he used
+to recite one of its articles to this effect:--'That the laws in use
+within the kingdom of Scotland, do, after the Union, remain in the
+same force as before, but alterable by the Parliament of Great
+Britain, with this difference between the laws concerning public
+right, policy, and civil government, and those which concern private
+right, that the former may be made the same through the whole United
+Kingdom; but that no alteration be made on laws which concern private
+right, _excepting for the evident utility of the subjects within
+Scotland_.' When the old gentleman came to the passage, which you will
+mark in italics, he always clenched his fist, and exclaimed, 'Nemo me
+impune lacessit!' which, I presume, are words belonging to the black
+art, since there is no one in the Modern Athens conjuror enough to
+understand their meaning, or at least to comprehend the spirit of the
+sentiment which my grandfather thought they conveyed.
+
+I cannot help thinking, sir, that if there had been any truth in my
+grandfather's story, some Scottish member would, on the late occasion,
+have informed the Chancellor of the Exchequer, that, in virtue of this
+Treaty, it was no sufficient reason for innovating upon the private
+rights of Scotsmen in a most tender and delicate point, merely that
+the Right Honourable Gentleman saw no reason why the same law should
+not be current through the whole of his Majesty's dominions; and that,
+on the contrary, it was incumbent upon him to go a step further, and
+to show that the alteration proposed _was_ for the EVIDENT UTILITY _of
+the subjects within Scotland_,--a proposition disavowed by the Right
+Honourable Gentleman's candid admission, as well as by that of the
+Prime Minister, and contradicted in every circumstance by the actual
+state of the case.
+
+Methinks, sir, our 'Chosen Five and Forty,' supposing they had bound
+themselves to Ministers by such oaths of silence and obedience as are
+taken by Carthusian friars, must have had free-will and speech to
+express their sentiments, had they been possessed of so irrefragable
+an argument in such a case of extremity. The sight of a father's life
+in danger is said to have restored the power of language to the dumb;
+and truly, the necessary defence of the rights of our native country
+is not, or at least ought not to be, a less animating motive. Lord
+Lauderdale almost alone interfered, and procured, to his infinite
+honour, a delay of six months in the extension of this act,--a sort of
+reprieve from the southern _jougs_,--by which we may have some chance
+of profiting, if, during the interval, we can show ourselves true
+Scotsmen, by some better proof than merely by being 'wise behind the
+hand.'
+
+In the first place, sir, I would have this old Treaty searched for,
+and should it be found to be still existing, I think it decides the
+question. For, how can it be possible that it should be for the
+'evident utility' of Scotland to alter her laws of private right, to
+the total subversion of a system under which she is admitted to have
+flourished for a century, and which has never within North Britain
+been attended with the inconveniences charged against it in the sister
+country, where, by the way, it never existed? Even if the old
+parchment should be voted obsolete, there would be some satisfaction
+in having it looked out and preserved--not in the Register-Office, or
+Advocates' Library, where it might awaken painful recollections--but
+in the Museum of the Antiquaries, where, with the Solemn League and
+Covenant, the Letter of the Scottish Nobles to the Pope on the
+independence of their country, and other antiquated documents, once
+held in reverence, it might silently contract dust, yet remain to bear
+witness that such things had been.
+
+I earnestly hope, however, that an international league of such
+importance may still be found obligatory on both the _high_ and the
+_low_ contracting parties; on that which has the power, and apparently
+the will, to break it, as well as on the weaker nation, who cannot,
+without incurring still worse, and more miserable consequences, oppose
+aggression, otherwise than by invoking the faith of treaties, and the
+national honour of Old England.
+
+In the second place, all ranks and bodies of men in North Britain (for
+all are concerned, the poor as well as the rich) should express by
+petition their sense of the injustice which is offered to the country,
+and the distress which will probably be the necessary consequence.
+Without the power of issuing their own notes the Banks cannot supply
+the manufacturer with that credit which enables him to pay his
+workmen, and wait his return; or accommodate the farmer with that
+fund which makes it easy for him to discharge his rent, and give wages
+to his labourers, while in the act of performing expensive operations
+which are to treble or quadruple the produce of his farm. The trustees
+on the high-roads and other public works, so ready to stake their
+personal credit for carrying on public improvements, will no longer
+possess the power of raising funds by doing so. The whole existing
+state of credit is to be altered from top to bottom, and Ministers are
+silent on any remedy which such a state of things would imperiously
+require.
+
+These are subjects worth struggling for, and rather of more importance
+than generally come before County Meetings. The English legislature
+seems inclined to stultify our Law Authorities in their department;
+but let us at least try if they will listen to the united voice of a
+Nation in matters which so intimately concern its welfare, that almost
+every man must have formed a judgment on the subject, from something
+like personal experience. For my part, I cannot doubt the result.
+
+Times are undoubtedly different from those of Queen Anne, when, Dean
+Swift having in a political pamphlet passed some sarcasms on the
+Scottish nation, as a poor and fierce people, the Scythians of
+Britain,--the Scottish peers, headed by the Duke of Argyll, went in
+a body to the ministers, and compelled them to disown the sentiments
+which had been expressed by their partisan, and offer a reward of
+three hundred pounds for the author of the libel, well known to be the
+best advocate and most intimate friend of the existing administration.
+They demanded also that the printer and publisher should be prosecuted
+before the House of Peers; and Harley, however unwillingly, was
+obliged to yield to their demand.
+
+In the celebrated case of Porteous, the English legislature saw
+themselves compelled to desist from vindictive measures, on account of
+a gross offence committed in the metropolis of Scotland. In that of
+the Roman Catholic bill they yielded to the voice of the Scottish
+people, or rather of the Scottish mob, and declared the proposed
+alteration of the law should not extend to North Britain. The cases
+were different, in point of merit, though the Scots were successful in
+both. In the one, a boon of clemency was extorted; in the other,
+concession was an act of decided weakness. But ought the present
+administration of Great Britain to show less deference to our
+temperate and general remonstrance on a matter concerning ourselves
+only, than their predecessors did to the passions, and even the
+ill-founded and unjust prejudices, of our ancestors?
+
+Times, indeed, have changed since those days, and circumstances also.
+We are no longer a poor, that is, so _very poor_ a country and
+people; and as we have increased in wealth, we have become somewhat
+poorer in spirit, and more loath to incur displeasure by contests upon
+mere etiquette, or national prejudice. But we have some grounds to
+plead for favour with England. We have borne our pecuniary impositions
+during a long war, with a patience the more exemplary, as they lay
+heavier on us from our comparative want of means--our blood has flowed
+as freely as that of England or of Ireland--our lives and fortunes
+have become unhesitatingly devoted to the defence of the empire--our
+loyalty as warmly and willingly displayed towards the person of our
+Sovereign. We have consented with submission, if not with
+cheerfulness, to reductions and abolitions of public offices, required
+for the good of the state at large, but which must affect materially
+the condition, and even the respectability, of our overburthened
+aristocracy. We have in every respect conducted ourselves as good and
+faithful subjects of the general empire.
+
+We do not boast of these things as actual merits; but they are at
+least duties discharged, and in an appeal to men of honour and of
+judgment, must entitle us to be heard with patience, and even
+deference, on the management of our own affairs, if we speak
+unanimously, lay aside party feeling, and use the voice of one leaf of
+the holy Trefoil,--one distinct and component part of the United
+Kingdoms.
+
+Let no consideration deter us from pleading our own cause temperately
+but firmly, and we shall certainly receive a favourable audience. Even
+our acquisition of a little wealth, which might abate our courage on
+other occasions, should invigorate us to unanimous perseverance at the
+present crisis, when the very source of our national prosperity is
+directly, though unwittingly, struck at. Our plaids are, I trust, not
+yet sunk into Jewish gaberdines, to be wantonly spit upon; nor are we
+yet bound to 'receive the insult with a patient shrug.' But exertion
+is now demanded on other accounts than those of mere honourable
+punctilio. Misers themselves will struggle in defence of their
+property, though tolerant of all aggressions by which that is not
+threatened. Avarice herself, however mean-spirited, will rouse to
+defend the wealth she possesses, and preserve the means of gaining
+more. Scotland is now called upon to rally in defence of the sources
+of her national improvement, and the means of increasing it; upon
+which, as none are so much concerned in the subject, none can be such
+competent judges as Scotsmen themselves.
+
+I cannot believe so generous a people as the English, so wise an
+administration as the present, will disregard our humble
+remonstrances, merely because they are made in the form of peaceful
+entreaty, and not _secundum perfervidum ingenium Scotorum_, with
+'durk and pistol at our belt.' It would be a dangerous lesson to teach
+the empire at large, that threats can extort what is not yielded to
+reasonable and respectful remonstrance.
+
+But this is not all. The principle of 'uniformity of laws,' if not
+manfully withstood, may have other blessings in store for us. Suppose,
+that when finished with blistering Scotland when in perfect health,
+England should find time and courage to withdraw the veil from the
+deep cancer which is gnawing her own bowels, and make an attempt to
+stop the fatal progress of her _poor-rates_. Some system or other must
+be proposed in its place--a grinding one it must be, for it is not an
+evil to be cured by palliatives. Suppose the English, for uniformity's
+sake, insist that Scotland, which is at present free from this foul
+and shameful disorder, should nevertheless be included in the severe
+_treatment_ which the disease demands, how would the landholders of
+Scotland like to undergo the scalpel and cautery, merely because
+England requires to be scarified?
+
+Or again;--Supposing England should take a fancy to impart to us her
+sanguinary criminal code, which, too cruel to be carried into effect,
+gives every wretch that is condemned a chance of one to twelve that he
+shall not be executed, and so turns the law into a lottery--would this
+be an agreeable boon to North Britain?
+
+Once more;--What if the English ministers should feel disposed to
+extend to us their equitable system of process respecting civil debt,
+which divides the advantages so admirably betwixt debtor and
+creditor--_That_ equal dispensation of justice, which provides that an
+imprisoned debtor, if a rogue, may remain in undisturbed possession of
+a great landed estate, and enjoy in a jail all the luxuries of
+Sardanapalus, while the wretch to whom he owes money is starving; and
+that, to balance the matter, a creditor, if cruel, may detain a debtor
+in prison for a lifetime, and make, as the established phrase goes,
+_dice of his bones_--would this admirable reciprocity of privilege,
+indulged alternately to knave and tyrant, please Saunders better than
+his own humane action of Cessio, and his equitable process of
+Adjudication?
+
+I will not insist further on such topics, for I daresay that these
+apparent enormities in principle are, in England where they have
+operation, modified and corrected in practice by circumstances unknown
+to me; so that, in passing judgment on them, I may myself fall into
+the error I deprecate, of judging of foreign laws without being aware
+of all the premisses. Neither do I mean that we should struggle with
+illiberality against any improvements which can be borrowed from
+English principle. I would only desire that such ameliorations were
+adopted, not merely because they are English, but because they are
+suited to be assimilated with the laws of Scotland, and lead, in
+short, _to her evident utility_; and this on the principle, that in
+transplanting a tree, little attention need be paid to the character
+of the climate and soil from which it is brought, although the
+greatest care must be taken that those of the situation to which it is
+transplanted are fitted to receive it. It would be no reason for
+planting mulberry-trees in Scotland, that they luxuriate in the south
+of England. There is sense in the old proverb, 'Ilk land has its ain
+lauch.'
+
+In the present case, it is impossible to believe the extension of
+these restrictions to Scotland can be for the _evident utility_ of the
+country, which has prospered so long and so uniformly under directly
+the contrary system.
+
+It is very probable I may be deemed illiberal in all this reasoning;
+but if to look for information to practical results, rather than to
+theoretical principles, and to argue from the effect of the experience
+of a century, rather than the deductions of a modern hypothesis, be
+illiberal, I must sit down content with a censure, which will include
+wiser men than I. The philosophical tailors of Laputa, who wrought by
+mathematical calculation, had, no doubt, a supreme contempt for those
+humble fashioners who went to work by measuring the person of their
+customer; but Gulliver tells us, that the worst clothes he ever wore,
+were constructed upon abstract principles; and truly, I think, we have
+seen some laws, and may see more, not much better adapted to existing
+circumstances, than the Captain's philosophical uniform to his actual
+person.
+
+It is true, that every wise statesman keeps sound and general
+political principles in his eye, as the pilot looks upon his compass
+to discover his true course. But this true course cannot always be
+followed out straight and diametrically; it must be altered from time
+to time, nay sometimes apparently abandoned, on account of shoals,
+breakers, and headlands, not to mention contrary winds. The same
+obstacles occur to the course of the statesman. The point at which he
+aims may be important, the principle on which he steers may be just;
+yet the obstacles arising from rooted prejudices, from intemperate
+passions, from ancient practices, from a different character of
+people, from varieties in climate and soil, may cause a direct
+movement upon his ultimate object to be attended with distress to
+individuals, and loss to the community, which no good man would wish
+to occasion, and with dangers which no wise man would voluntarily
+choose to encounter.
+
+Although I think the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been rather
+precipitate in the decided opinion which he is represented to have
+expressed on this occasion, I am far from entertaining the slightest
+disrespect for the right honourable gentleman. 'I hear as good
+exclamation upon him as on any man in Messina, and though I am but a
+poor man, I am glad to hear it.' But a decided attachment to abstract
+principle, and to a spirit of generalising, is--like a rash rider on a
+headstrong horse--very apt to run foul of local obstacles, which might
+have been avoided by a more deliberate career, where the nature of the
+ground had been previously considered.
+
+I make allowance for the temptation natural to an ingenious and active
+mind. There is a natural pride in following out an universal and
+levelling principle. It seems to augur genius, force of conception,
+and steadiness of purpose; qualities which every legislator is
+desirous of being thought to possess. On the other hand, the study of
+local advantages and impediments demands labour and inquiry, and is
+rewarded after all only with the cold and parsimonious praise due to
+humble industry. It is no less true, however, that measures which go
+straight and direct to a great general object, without noticing
+intervening impediments, must often resemble the fierce progress of
+the thunderbolt or the cannon-ball, those dreadful agents, which, in
+rushing right to their point, care not what ruin they make by the way.
+The sounder and more moderate policy, accommodating its measures to
+exterior circumstances, rather resembles the judicious course of a
+well-conducted highway, which, turning aside frequently from its
+direct course,
+
+ 'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
+
+and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
+thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
+its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.
+
+Can you tell me, sir, if this _uniformity_ of civil institutions,
+which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
+to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
+religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
+since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
+Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
+vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she
+
+ '----umpire sate,
+ And by decision more embroiled the fray'?
+
+Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
+proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'
+
+The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
+experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
+and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
+through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
+inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
+improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
+out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
+particular local circumstances, which either prevented the execution
+of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
+some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.
+
+I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
+humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
+experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
+before old institutions are demolished--the _evident utility_ of every
+alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
+submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
+would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
+sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, _cuts before the point_.
+
+It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
+imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
+content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
+speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
+sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
+not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
+warns us to _Let weel bide_; and all the world has heard of the
+untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
+to make him better, when he was already in health.--I am, Mr.
+Journalist, yours,
+
+MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+
+
+
+POSTSCRIPT
+
+
+Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
+have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
+are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
+this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
+on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
+and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
+into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
+vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
+course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
+present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
+resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
+be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
+welcomed as a boon.
+
+But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
+a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
+destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
+present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
+profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
+prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been--a
+business carried on both for their own profit, and for the
+accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
+the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
+others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
+that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
+by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
+take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?
+
+If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
+to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
+better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
+life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
+protracted suspense.
+
+
+
+
+NOTES
+
+[Transcriber's note: I have added the pamphlet headings, since the
+original page numbers are not helpful.]
+
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER.
+
+_The exclusion_--of James from the succession.
+
+_The rebellion_--Monmouth's.
+
+_The Quakers_.--A hit, of course, at Penn.
+
+_Piqueer_, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'
+
+_Lords of the Articles_.--A well-known body in the older Scottish
+Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
+thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.
+
+_Squeaziness_ = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'
+
+_It is impossible_.--Another form of 'No bishop no king.'
+
+_The new converts_.--After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.
+
+_T.W._ is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
+'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
+Temple.
+
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS.
+
+_Neither_, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
+famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in _Hamlet_.
+
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+
+I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
+with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
+vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described as '_a mean ordinary man,
+a hard-ware dealer_.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
+independent of them.
+
+_Written_--by Swift himself.
+
+_Bere_, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
+in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
+and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
+climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
+to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.
+
+_Conolly_.--Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
+
+_Pistole_--about ten shillings.
+
+_Brought to the bullion_ seems here to have the meaning of the
+French _billonner_ or _envoyer au billon_, 'to melt for recoining.'
+
+_Our Cæsar's statue_.--The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
+Dublin.
+
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE.
+
+_Contignation_.--This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
+obsolete word (from _tignum_, 'beam') means 'having a common or
+continuous roof.'
+
+The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vendéan and Chouan
+movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
+explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
+the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
+though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
+positive evidence to support them.
+
+_But when the possibility ... that the_.--It will probably seem
+to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
+It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
+inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French _que_, could
+replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.
+
+_Louis the Sixteenth_.--To this is appended a note in the editions
+beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
+could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
+late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
+_Le Secret du Roi_, and other works by the same author.
+
+_Montalembert_.--Marc René, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
+military writer.
+
+_Harrington_--of the _Oceana_.
+
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS.
+
+_Dear Abraham_.--'Peter Plymley' addresses his _Letters_ to
+'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
+parson.
+
+_Baron Maseres_.--Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
+of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
+know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.
+
+_C----_, Canning.
+
+_Dr. Duigenan_.--A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
+junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
+Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.
+
+This _light and frivolous jester_ was _not_ the Rev. Sydney
+Smith, but George Canning, Esq.
+
+_The pecuniary Rose_.--'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
+was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
+now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.
+
+_Lord Hawkesbury_, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.
+
+_Tickell_--the _Rolliad_ Tickell.
+
+_Joel_--Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.
+
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.
+
+_Paint in the most horrid colours_.--See, for instance, _The
+Bloody Buoy_ and _The Cannibal's Progress_, by William Cobbett.
+
+_Flogging_.--Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
+punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
+the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
+manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
+sentenced as he describes.
+
+_Monks and friars_.--A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
+very differently of these persons. But that was his way.
+
+_Foundal_.--I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
+for _trouvaille_, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
+the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.
+
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+_The Duenna_--Sheridan's.
+
+_The Jury Court_.--Trial by jury in _civil_ cases was only introduced
+into Scotland in 1815.
+
+_Evasive answer_--to the effect that each queen was the fairest
+woman in her own country.
+
+_Doer_ = 'factor' or agent.
+
+_Them_--as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'
+
+_Chosen Five and Forty_--the original number of members
+assigned to Scotland.
+
+_Political pamphlet_--'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'
+
+_Durk, sic_ in original.
+
+_Cessio, sc. bonorum_, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
+could be relieved of liabilities.
+
+_Adjudication_, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
+well as personal property.
+
+_Lauch_ = 'laugh.'
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+<p>THE POCKET LIBRARY<br />
+OF<br />
+ENGLISH LITERATURE<br />
+<br />
+Edited by GEORGE SAINTSBURY</p>
+
+<p>A collection, in separate volumes, partly of extracts from
+long books, partly of short pieces, by the same writer, on the
+same subject, or of the same class.</p>
+
+<p>Vol I.&mdash;Tales of Mystery.<br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1.3em;'>II.&mdash;Political Verse.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>III.&mdash;Defoe's Minor Novels.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>IV.&mdash;Political Pamphlets.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1.25em;'>V.&mdash;Seventeenth Century Lyrics.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>VI.&mdash;Elizabethan and Jacobean Pamphlets.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+
+<h1>POLITICAL PAMPHLETS</h1>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4>Edited By</h4>
+<h2>GEORGE SAINTSBURY</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h5>LONDON<br />
+PERCIVAL AND CO.<br />
+1892</h5>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<div class='table'>
+<table cellpadding='5' summary='Table of Contents'>
+ <tr>
+ <td><b>CONTENTS</b></td>
+ <td>Page</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER. (By George Savile,<br />
+Marquess of Halifax)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_1'>1</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS.<br />
+(By Daniel Defoe)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_23'>23</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS. (By Jonathan Swift)<br />
+To the Tradesmen, Shop-Keepers, Farmers, and<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; Common-People in general, of the Kingdom<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; of Ireland; concerning the Brass half-pence<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; coined by Mr. Wood</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_47'>47</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>A Letter to Mr. Harding the Printer, upon<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; occasion of a Paragraph in his News-Paper of<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; August 1, 1724, relating to Mr. Wood's Half-pence</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_64'>64</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE. <br />
+ (By the Right Honourable Edmund Burke)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_81'>81</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS. (By Sydney Smith</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_133'>133</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS<br />
+OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND.<br />
+LETTER TO JACK HARROW.<br />
+(By William Cobbett)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_182'>182</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.<br />
+(By Sir Walter Scott)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_249'>249</a></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3>INTRODUCTION</h3>
+
+<p>It is sometimes thought, and very often said, that political writing,
+after its special day is done, becomes more dead than any other kind
+of literature, or even journalism. I do not know whether my own
+judgment is perverted by the fact of a special devotion to the
+business, but it certainly seems to me that both the thought and the
+saying are mistakes. Indeed, a rough-and-ready refutation of them is
+supplied by the fact that, in no few cases, political pieces have
+entered into the generally admitted stock of the best literary things.
+If they are little read, can we honestly say that other things in the
+same rank are read much more? And is there not the further plea, by no
+means contradictory, nor even merely alternative, that the best
+examples of them are, as a rule, merged in huge collected 'Works,' or,
+in the case of authors who have not attained to that dignity, simply
+inaccessible to the general? At any rate my publishers have consented
+to let me try the experiment of gathering certain famous things of the
+sort in this volume, and the public must decide.</p>
+
+<p>I do not begin very early, partly because examples of the Elizabethan
+political pamphlet, or what supplied its place, will be given in
+another volume of the series exclusively devoted to the pamphlet
+literature of the reigns of Eliza and our James, partly for a still
+better reason presently to be explained. On the other hand, though
+another special volume is devoted to Defoe, the immortal <i>Shortest Way
+with the Dissenters</i> is separated from the rest of his work, and given
+here. Most of the contents, however, represent authors not otherwise
+represented in the series, and though very well known indeed by name,
+less read than quoted. The suitableness of the political pamphlet,
+both by size and self-containedness, for such a volume as this, needs
+no justification except that which it, like everything else, must
+receive, by being put to the proof of reading.</p>
+
+<p>There is no difficulty in showing, with at least sufficient critical
+exactness, why it is not possible or not desirable to select examples
+from very early periods even of strictly modern history. The causes
+are in part the same as those which delayed the production of really
+capital political verse (which has been treated in another volume),
+but they are not wholly the same. The Martin Marprelate pamphlets are
+strictly political; so are many things earlier, later, and
+contemporary with them, by hands known and unknown, great and small,
+skilled and unskilled; so are some even in the work of so great a man
+as Bacon. But very many things were wanting to secure the conditions
+necessary to the perfect pamphlet. There was not the political
+freedom; there was not the public; there was not the immediate object;
+there was not, last and most of all, the style. Political utterances
+under a more or less despotic, or, as the modern euphemism goes,
+'personal' government, were almost necessarily those of a retained
+advocate, who expected his immediate reward, on the one hand; or of a
+rebel, who stood to make his account with office if he succeeded, or
+with savage punishment if he failed, on the other. A distant prospect
+of impeachment, of the loss of ears, hands, or life if the tide turns,
+is a stimulant to violence rather than to vigour. I do not think,
+however, that this is the most important factor in the problem.
+Parliamentary government, with a limited franchise of tolerably
+intelligent voters, a party system, and newspapers comparatively
+undeveloped, may not suit an ideally perfect <i>politeia</i>, but it is
+the very hotbed in which to nourish the pamphlet. There is also a
+style, as there is a time, for all things; and no style could be so
+well suited for the pamphlet as the balanced, measured, pointed, and
+polished style which Dryden and Tillotson and Temple brought in during
+the third quarter of the seventeenth century, and which did not go out
+of fashion till the second quarter of the nineteenth. We have indeed
+seen pamphlets proper exercising considerable influence in quite
+recent times; but in no instance that I can remember has this been due
+to any literary merits, and I doubt whether even the bare fact will be
+soon or often renewed in our days. The written word&mdash;the written word
+of condensed, strengthened, spirited literature&mdash;has lost much, if not
+all, of its force with an enormously increased electorate, and a
+bewildering multiplicity of print and speech of all kinds.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever justice these reasonings may have or may lack, the facts
+speak for themselves, as facts intelligently regarded have a habit of
+doing. The first pamphlets proper of great literary merit and great
+political influence are those of Halifax in the first movement of real
+party struggle during the reign of Charles the Second; the last which
+unite the same requisites are those of Scott on the eve of the first
+Reform Bill. The leaflet and circular war of the anti-Corn Law League
+must be ruled out as much as Mr. Gladstone's <i>Bulgarian Horrors</i>.</p>
+
+<p>This leaves us a period of almost exactly a hundred and fifty years,
+during which the kind, whether in good or bad examples, was of
+constant influence; while its best instances enriched literature with
+permanent masterpieces in little. I do not think that any moderately
+instructed person will find much difficulty in comprehending the
+specimens here given. I am sure that no moderately intelligent one
+will fail, with a very little trouble, to take delight in them. I do
+not know whether an artful generaliser could get anything out of the
+circumstances in which the best of them grew; I should say myself that
+nothing more than the system of government, the conditions of the
+electorate and the legislature, and the existence from time to time of
+a superheated state in political feeling, can or need be collected. In
+some respects, to my own taste, the first of these examples is also
+the best. To Halifax full justice has never been done, for we have had
+no capable historian of the late seventeenth century but Macaulay, and
+Halifax's defect of fervour as a Jacobite was more than made up to
+Macaulay by his defect of fervour as a Williamite. As for the moderns,
+I have myself more than once failed to induce editors of 'series' to
+give Halifax a place. Yet Macaulay himself has been fairer to the
+great Trimmer than to most persons with whom he was not in full
+sympathy. The weakness of Halifax's position is indeed obvious. When
+you run first to one side of the boat and then to the other, you have
+ten chances of sinking to one of trimming her. To hold fast to one
+party only, and to keep that from extremes, is the only secret, and it
+is no great disgrace to Halifax, that in the very infancy of the party
+and parliamentary system, he did not perceive it. But this hardly
+interferes at all with the excellence of his pamphlets. The polished
+style, the admirable sense, the subdued and yet ever present wit, the
+avoidance of excessive cleverness (the one thing that the average
+Briton will not stand), the constant eye on the object, are
+unmistakable. They are nearly as forcible as Dryden's political and
+controversial prefaces, which are pamphlets themselves in their way,
+and they excel them in knowledge of affairs, in urbanity, in
+adaptation to the special purpose. In all these points they resemble
+more than anything else the pamphlets of Paul Louis Courier, and
+there can be no higher praise than this.</p>
+
+<p>No age in English history was more fertile in pamphlets than the
+reigns of William and of Anne. Some men of real distinction
+occasionally contributed to them, and others (such as Ferguson and
+Maynwaring) obtained such literary notoriety as they possess by their
+means. The total volume of the kind produced during the quarter of a
+century between the Revolution and the accession of George the First
+would probably fill a considerable library. But the examples which
+really deserve exhumation are very few, and I doubt whether any can
+pretend to vie with the masterpieces of Defoe and Swift. Both these
+great writers were accomplished practitioners in the art, and the
+characteristics of both lent themselves with peculiar yet strangely
+different readiness to the work. They addressed, indeed, different
+sections of what was even then the electorate. Defoe's unpolished
+realism and his exact adaptation of tone, thought, taste, and fancy to
+the measure of the common Englishman were what chiefly gave him a
+hearing. Swift aimed and flew higher, but also did not miss the lower
+mark. No one has ever doubted that Johnson's depreciation of <i>The
+Conduct of the Allies</i> was half special perversity (for he was always
+unjust to Swift), half mere humorous paradox. For there was much more
+of this in the doctor's utterances than his admirers, either in his
+own day or since, have always recognised, or have sometimes been
+qualified by Providence to recognise. As for the <i>Drapier's Letters</i> I
+can never myself admire them enough, and they seem to me to have been
+on the whole under-rather than over-valued by posterity.</p>
+
+<p>The 'Great Walpolian Battle' and the attacks on Bute and other
+favourite ministers were very fertile in the pamphlet, but already
+there were certain signs of alteration in its character. Pulteney and
+Walpole's other adversaries had already glimmerings of the newspaper
+proper, that is to say, of the continual dropping fire rather than the
+single heavy broadside; to adopt a better metaphor still, of a
+regimental and professional soldiery rather than of single volunteer
+champions. The <i>Letters of Junius</i>, which for some time past have been
+gradually dropping from their former somewhat undue pride of place
+(gained and kept as much by the factitious mystery of their origin as
+by anything else) to a station more justly warranted, are no doubt
+themselves pamphlets of a kind; but they are separated from pamphlets
+proper not less by their contents than by their form and continuity.
+The real difference is this, that the pamphlet, though often if not
+always personal enough, should always and generally does affect at
+least to discuss a general question of principle or policy, whereas
+Junius is always personal first, and very generally last also. On the
+other hand, Burke, whether his productions be called Speeches or
+Letters, Thoughts or Reflections, is always a pamphleteer in heart and
+soul, in form and matter. If the resemblance of his pamphlets to
+speeches gives the force and fire, it is certain that the resemblance
+of his speeches to pamphlets accounts for that 'dinner-bell' effect of
+his which has puzzled some people and shocked others. Burke always
+argued the point, if he only argued one side of it, and it is the
+special as it is the saving grace of the pamphlet that it must, or at
+least should, be an argument, and not merely an invective or an
+innuendo, a sermon or a lampoon.</p>
+
+<p>Sydney Smith belonged both to the old school and the new. He was both
+pamphleteer and journalist; but he kept the form and even to some
+extent the style of his pamphlets and his articles well apart. I may
+seem likely to have some difficulty in admitting the claim of Cobbett
+after disallowing that of Junius under the definition just given, but
+I have no very great fear of being unable to making it good. Much as
+Cobbett disliked persons, and crotchety as he was in his dislikes,
+they were always dislikes of principle in the bottom. The singular
+Tory-Radicalism which Cobbett exhibited, and which has made some rank
+him unduly low, was no doubt partly due to accidents of birth and
+education, and to narrowness of intellectual form. But
+boroughmongering after all was a Whig rather than a Tory institution,
+and Cobbett's hatred of it, as well as that desire for the maintenance
+of a kind of manufacturing yeomanry (not wholly different from the
+later ideal of Mr. William Morris,) which was his other guiding
+principle throughout, was by no means alien from pure Toryism. His
+work in relation to Reform, moreover, is unmistakable&mdash;as unmistakable
+as is that of Sydney Smith, who precedes him here, with regard to
+Catholic Emancipation. I should have voted and written against both
+these things had I lived then; but this does not make me enjoy Cobbett
+or Sydney any the less.</p>
+
+<p>As for the latest example I have selected, it is a crucial one. The
+<i>Letters of Malachi Malagrowther</i> come from a man who is not often
+rated high as a political thinker, even by those who sympathise with
+his political views. But here as elsewhere the politician, no less
+than the poet, the critic, the historian, bears the penalty of the
+pre-eminent greatness of the novelist. Nothing is more uncritical than
+to regard Scott as a mere sentimentalist in politics, and I cannot
+think that any competent judge can do so after reading <i>Malagrowther</i>,
+even after reading Scott's own Diary and letters on the subject. As he
+there explains, he was not greatly carried, as a rule, to interest
+himself in the details of politics. As both Lockhart and he admit, he
+might not have been so interested even at this juncture had it not
+been for the chagrin at his own misfortunes, which, nobly and
+stoically repressed as it was, required some issue. But his general
+principle on this occasion was clear; it can be thoroughly apprehended
+and appreciated even by an Englishman of Englishmen. It was thoroughly
+justified by the event, and, I may perhaps be permitted to observe,
+ran exactly contrary to a sentiment rather widely adopted of late. No
+man, whether in public writings or private conduct, could be more set
+than Scott was against a spurious Scotch particularism. He even earned
+from silly Scots maledictions for the chivalrous justice he dealt to
+England in <i>The Lord of the Isles</i>, and the common-sense justice he
+dealt to her in the mouth of Bailie Jarvie. But he was not more
+staunch for the political Union than he was for the preservation of
+minor institutions, manners, and character; and the proposed
+interference with Scotch banking seemed to him to be one of the things
+tending to make good Scotchmen, as he bluntly told Croker, 'damned
+mischievous Englishmen.' Therefore he arose and spoke, and though he
+averted the immediate attempt, yet the prophecies which he uttered
+were amply fulfilled in other ways after the Reform Bill.</p>
+
+<p>These, then, are the principles on which I have selected the pieces
+that follow (some minor reasons for the particular choices being given
+in the special introductions):&mdash;That they should be pamphlets proper
+(<i>Malachi</i> appeared first in a newspaper, but that was a sign of the
+time chiefly, and the numbers of Cobbett's <i>Register</i> were practically
+independent pieces); that they should deal with special subjects of
+burning political, and not merely personal, interest; and that they
+should either directly or in the long-run have exercised an actual
+determining influence on the course of politics and history. This last
+point is undoubted in the case of the examples from Halifax, Swift,
+Burke (who more than any one man pointed and steeled the resistance
+of England to Jacobin tyranny), and Scott; it was less immediate, but
+scarcely more dubious in those of Defoe, Cobbett, and Sydney Smith.
+And so in all humility I make my bow as introducer once more to the
+English public of these Seven Masters of English political writing.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_1'></a>I.&mdash;'LETTER TO A DISSENTER'</h3>
+<h4>BY GEORGE SAVILE, MARQUESS OF HALIFAX</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>There is no doubt that Halifax's work deserves to rank first in a
+collection of political pamphlets. He signed none; it was indeed
+almost impossible for a prominent person in the State then safely or
+decently to do so, and different attributions were made at the time of
+some of them, as of the</i> Character of a Trimmer <i>to Coventry, and of
+this</i> Letter <i>(this 'masterly little tract,' as Macaulay justly calls
+it) to Temple. But shortly after his death all were published as his
+unchallenged, and there never has been any doubt of their authorship
+in the minds of good judges. Four of them are so good that extrinsic
+reasons have to be brought in for preferring one to the other. The</i>
+Character of a Trimmer <i>is rather too long for my scheme; the</i> Anatomy
+of an Equivalent <i>is too technical, and requires too much illustration
+and exegesis; the</i> Cautions for Choice of Members of Parliament,
+<i>though practically valuable to<a name='Page_2'></a> the present day, is a little too
+general. The</i> Letter to a Dissenter <i>escapes all these objections. It
+is brief, it is thoroughly to the point, it is comprehensible almost
+without note or comment to any one who remembers the broad fact that
+by his Declaration of Indulgence James the Second attempted to detach,
+and almost succeeded in detaching, the Dissenters from their common
+cause with the Church in opposing his enfranchisement of the Roman
+Catholics, and his preferment of them to great offices. As for its
+author, his most eminent acts are written in the pages of the
+universally read historian above quoted. But he was in reality more of
+a Tory than it suited Macaulay to represent him, though he gloried in
+the name of Trimmer, and certainly showed what is called in modern
+political slang a 'crossbench mind' not only during the madness of the
+Popish plot, during the greater madness of James's assaults on the
+Church, the Constitution, and private rights, but also (after the
+Revolution) towards William of Orange. Born about 1630 he died in
+April 1695, leaving the fame, unjustified by any samples in those
+unreported days, of the greatest orator of his time, a reputation as a
+wit which was partly inherited by his grandson, Chesterfield, and the
+small volume of</i> Miscellanies, <i>on which we here draw. The pamphlet
+itself appeared in April 1687</i>.)</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_3'></a>A LETTER TO A DISSENTER, UPON OCCASION OF HIS MAJESTY'S LATE GRACIOUS
+DECLARATION OF INDULGENCE</h3>
+
+<p>Sir&mdash;Since addresses are in fashion, give me leave to make one to you.
+This is neither the effect of fear, interest, or resentment; therefore
+you may be sure it is sincere: and for that reason it may expect to be
+kindly received. Whether it will have power enough to convince,
+dependeth upon the reasons of which you are to judge; and upon your
+preparation of mind, to be persuaded by truth, whenever it appeareth
+to you. It ought not to be the less welcome for coming from a friendly
+hand, one whose kindness to you is not lessened by difference of
+opinion, and who will not let his thoughts for the public be so tied
+or confined to this or that sub-division of Protestants as to stifle
+the charity, which besides all other arguments, is at this time become
+necessary to preserve us.</p>
+
+<p>I am neither surprised nor provoked, to see that in the condition you
+were put into by the laws, and the ill circumstances you lay under, by
+having the Exclusion and Rebellion laid to your charge, you were
+desirous to make yourselves less uneasy and obnoxious to authority.
+Men who are sore, run to the nearest remedy with too much haste to
+consider all the consequences: grains of allowance are to be<a name='Page_4'></a> given,
+where nature giveth such strong influences. When to men under
+sufferings it offereth ease, the present pain will hardly allow time
+to examine the remedies; and the strongest reason can hardly gain a
+fair audience from our mind, whilst so possessed, till the smart is a
+little allayed.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know whether the warmth that naturally belongeth to new
+friendships, may not make it a harder task for me to persuade you. It
+is like telling lovers, in the beginning of their joys, that they will
+in a little time have an end. Such an unwelcome style doth not easily
+find credit. But I will suppose you are not so far gone in your new
+passion, but that you will hear still; and therefore I am also under
+the less discouragement, when I offer to your consideration two
+things. The <i>first</i> is, the cause you have to suspect your new
+friends. The <i>second</i>, the duty incumbent upon you, in Christianity
+and prudence, not to hazard the public safety, neither by desire of
+ease nor of revenge.</p>
+
+<p>To the <i>first</i>. Consider that notwithstanding the smooth language
+which is now put on to engage you, these new friends did not make you
+their choice, but their refuge. They have ever made their first
+courtships to the Church of England, and when they were rejected
+there, they made their application to you in the second place. The
+instances of this might be given in all times. I do not repeat them,
+because<a name='Page_5'></a> whatsoever is unnecessary must be tedious; the truth of this
+assertion being so plain as not to admit a dispute. You cannot
+therefore reasonably flatter yourselves that there is any inclination
+to you. They never pretended to allow you any quarter, but to usher in
+liberty for themselves under that shelter. I refer you to Mr.
+Coleman's Letters, and to the Journals of Parliament, where you may be
+convinced, if you can be so mistaken as to doubt; nay, at this very
+hour they can hardly forbear, in the height of their courtship, to let
+fall hard words of you. So little is nature to be restrained; it will
+start out sometimes, disdaining to submit to the usurpation of art and
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>This alliance, between liberty and infallibility, is bringing together
+the two most contrary things that are in the world. The Church of Rome
+doth not only dislike the allowing liberty, but by its principles it
+cannot do it. Wine is not more expressly forbid to the Mahometans,
+than giving heretics liberty to the Papists. They are no more able to
+make good their vows to you, than men married before, and their wife
+alive, can confirm their contract with another. The continuance of
+their kindness would be a habit of sin, of which they are to repent;
+and their absolution is to be had upon no other terms than their
+promise to destroy you. You are therefore to be hugged now, only that
+you may be the better<a name='Page_6'></a> squeezed at another time. There must be
+something extraordinary when the Church of Rome setteth up bills, and
+offereth plaisters, for tender consciences. By all that hath hitherto
+appeared, her skill in chirurgery lieth chiefly in a quick hand to cut
+off limbs; but she is the worst at healing of any that ever pretended
+to it.</p>
+
+<p>To come so quick from another extreme is such an unnatural motion that
+you ought to be upon your guard. The other day you were Sons of
+Belial; now you are Angels of Light. This is a violent change, and it
+will be fit for you to pause upon it before you believe it. If your
+features are not altered, neither is their opinion of you, whatever
+may be pretended. Do you believe less than you did that there is
+idolatry in the Church of Rome? Sure you do not. See, then, how they
+treat, both in words and writing, those who entertain that opinion.
+Conclude from hence, how inconsistent their favour is with this single
+article, except they give you a dispensation for this too, and not by
+a <i>non obstante</i>, secure you that they will not think the worse of
+you.</p>
+
+<p>Think a little how dangerous it is to build upon a foundation of
+paradoxes. Popery now is the only friend to liberty, and the known
+enemy to persecution. The men of Taunton and Tiverton are above all
+other eminent for Loyalty. The Quakers, from being declared by the
+Papists not to be Christians,<a name='Page_7'></a> are now made favourites, and taken into
+their particular protection; they are on a sudden grown the most
+accomplished men of the kingdom in good breeding, and give thanks with
+the best grace in double-refined language. So that I should not
+wonder, though a man of that persuasion, in spite of his hat, should
+be Master of the Ceremonies. Not to say harsher words, these are such
+very new things, that it is impossible not to suspend our belief, till
+by a little more experience, we may be informed whether they are
+realities or apparitions. We have been under shameful mistakes, if
+these opinions are true; but for the present we are apt to be
+incredulous, except that we could be convinced that the priest's words
+in this case too are able to make such a sudden and effectual change;
+and that their power is not limited to the Sacrament, but that it
+extendeth to alter the nature of all other things, as often as they
+are so disposed.</p>
+
+<p>Let me now speak of the instruments of your friendship, and then leave
+you to judge whether they do not afford matter of suspicion. No
+sharpness is to be mingled, where healing only is intended; so nothing
+will be said to expose particular men, how strong soever the
+temptation may be, or how clear the proofs to make it out. A word or
+two in general, for your better caution, shall suffice. Suppose then,
+for argument's sake, that the mediators of this new<a name='Page_8'></a> alliance should
+be such as have been formerly employed in treaties of the same kind,
+and there detected to have acted by order, and to have been empowered
+to give encouragements and rewards. Would not this be an argument to
+suspect them?</p>
+
+<p>If they should plainly be under engagements to one side, their
+arguments to the other ought to be received accordingly. Their fair
+pretences are to be looked upon as a part of their commission, which
+may not improbably give them a dispensation in the case of truth, when
+it may bring a prejudice upon the service of those by whom they are
+employed.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be men, who having formerly had means and authority to
+persuade by secular arguments, have, in pursuance of that power,
+sprinkled money among the Dissenting ministers; and if those very men
+should now have the same authority, practise the same methods, and
+disburse where they cannot otherwise persuade; it seemeth to me to be
+rather an evidence than a presumption of the deceit.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be ministers amongst you, who by having fallen under
+temptations of this kind, are in some sort engaged to continue their
+frailty, by the awe they are in lest it should be exposed; the
+persuasions of these unfortunate men must sure have the less force,
+and their arguments, though never so specious, are to be suspected,
+when they come from men who have mortgaged themselves to severe<a name='Page_9'></a>
+creditors, that expect a rigorous observance of the contract, let it
+be never so unwarrantable. If these, or any others, should at this
+time preach up anger and vengeance against the Church of England; may
+it not without injustice be suspected that a thing so plainly out of
+season springeth rather from corruption than mistake; and that those
+who act this choleric part, do not believe themselves, but only pursue
+higher directions, and endeavour to make good that part of their
+contract, which obligeth them, upon a forfeiture, to make use of their
+enflaming eloquence? They might apprehend their wages would be
+retrenched if they should be moderate: and therefore, whilst violence
+is their interest, those who have not the same arguments have no
+reason to follow such a partial example.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be men, who by the load of their crimes against the
+Government, have been bowed down to comply with it against their
+conscience; who by incurring the want of a pardon, have drawn upon
+themselves a necessity of an entire resignation, such men are to be
+lamented, but not to be believed. Nay, they themselves, when they have
+discharged their unwelcome talk, will be inwardly glad that their
+forced endeavours do not succeed, and are pleased when men resist
+their insinuations; which are far from being voluntary or sincere, but
+are squeezed out of them by the weight of their being so obnoxious.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_10'></a>If, in the height of this great dearness, by comparing things, it
+should happen that at this instant there is much a surer friendship
+with those who are so far from allowing liberty that they allow no
+living to a Protestant under them&mdash;let the scene lie in what part of
+the world it will, the argument will come home, and sure it will
+afford sufficient ground to suspect. Apparent contradictions must
+strike us; neither nature nor reason can digest them. Self-flattery,
+and the desire to deceive ourselves, to gratify present appetite, with
+all their power, which is great, cannot get the better of such broad
+conviction, as some things carry along with them. Will you call these
+vain and empty suspicions? Have you been at all times so void of fears
+and jealousies, as to justify your being so unreasonably valiant in
+having none upon this occasion? Such an extraordinary courage at this
+unseasonable time, to say no more, is too dangerous a virtue to be
+commended.</p>
+
+<p>If then, for these and a thousand other reasons, there is cause to
+suspect, sure your new friends are not to dictate to you, or advise
+you. For instance: the Addresses that fly abroad every week, and
+murder us with <i>another to the same</i>; the first draughts are made by
+those who are not very proper to be secretaries to the Protestant
+Religion: and it is your part only to write them out fairer again.</p>
+
+<p>Strange! that you, who have been formerly so<a name='Page_11'></a> much against <i>set
+forms</i>, should now be content the priests should indite for you. The
+nature of thanks is an unavoidable consequence of being pleased or
+obliged; they grow in the heart, and from thence show themselves
+either in looks, speech, writing, or action. No man was ever thankful
+because he was bid to be so, but because he had, or thought he had
+some reason for it. If then there is cause in this case to pay such
+extravagant acknowledgments, they will flow naturally, without taking
+such pains to procure them; and it is unkindly done to tire all the
+Post-horses with carrying circular letters, to solicit that which
+would be done without any trouble or constraint. If it is really in
+itself such a favour, what needeth so much pressing men to be
+thankful, and with such eager circumstances, that where persuasions
+cannot delude, threatenings are employed to fright them into a
+compliance? Thanks must be voluntary, not only unconstrained but
+unsolicited, else they are either trifles or snares, that either
+signify nothing or a great deal more than is intended by those that
+give them. If an inference should be made, that whosoever thanketh the
+King for his Declaration, is by that engaged to justify it in point of
+law; it is a greater stride than I presume all those care to make who
+are persuaded to address. It shall be supposed that all the thankers
+will be repealers of the Test, whenever a Parliament shall meet; such
+an expectation is better<a name='Page_12'></a> prevented before than disappointed
+afterwards; and the surest way to avoid the lying under such a scandal
+is not to do anything that may give a colour to the mistake. These
+bespoken thanks are little less improper than love-letters that were
+solicited by the lady to whom they are to be directed: so that,
+besides the little ground there is to give them, the manner of getting
+them doth extremely lessen their value. It might be wished that you
+would have suppressed your impatience, and have been content, for the
+sake of religion, to enjoy it within yourselves, without the liberty
+of a public exercise, till a Parliament had allowed it; but since that
+could not be, and that the articles of some amongst you have made use
+of the well-meant zeal of the generality to draw them into this
+mistake, I am so far from blaming you with that sharpness, which
+perhaps the matter in strictness would bear, that I am ready to err on
+the side of the more gentle construction.</p>
+
+<p>There is a great difference between enjoying quietly the advantages of
+an act irregularly done by others, and the going about to support it
+against the laws in being. The law is so sacred that no trespass
+against it is to be defended; yet frailties may in some measure be
+excused when they cannot be justified. The desire of enjoying liberty,
+from which men have been so long restrained, may be a temptation that
+their reason is not at all times able to resist. If in such a<a name='Page_13'></a> case
+some objections are leapt over, indifferent men will be more inclined
+to lament the occasion than to fall too hard upon the fault, whilst it
+is covered with the apology of a good intention. But where, to rescue
+yourselves from the severity of one law, you give a blow to all the
+laws, by which your religion and liberty are to be protected; and
+instead of silently receiving the benefit of this indulgence, you set
+up for advocates to support it, you become voluntary aggressors, and
+look like counsel retained by the prerogative against your old friend
+Magna Charta, who hath done nothing to deserve her falling thus under
+your displeasure.</p>
+
+<p>If the case then should be, that the price expected from you for this
+liberty is giving up your right in the laws, sure you will think twice
+before you go any further in such a losing bargain. After giving
+thanks for the breach of one law, you lose the right of complaining of
+the breach of all the rest; you will not very well know how to defend
+yourselves when you are pressed; and having given up the question when
+it was for your advantage, you cannot recall it when it shall be to
+your prejudice. If you will set up at one time a power to help you,
+which at another time, by parity of reason, shall be made use of to
+destroy you, you will neither be pitied nor relieved against a
+mischief which you draw upon yourselves by being so unreasonably
+thankful. It is like calling in<a name='Page_14'></a> auxiliaries to help, who are strong
+enough to subdue you. In such a case your complaints will come too
+late to be heard, and your sufferings will raise mirth instead of
+compassion.</p>
+
+<p>If you think, for your excuse, to expound your thanks, so as to
+restrain them to this particular case; others, for their ends, will
+extend them further: and in these differing interpretations, that
+which is backed by authority will be the most likely to prevail;
+especially when, by the advantage you have given them, they have in
+truth the better of the argument, and that the inferences from your
+own concessions are very strong and express against you. This is so
+far from being a groundless supposition, that there was a late
+instance of it in the last session of Parliament, in the House of
+Lords, where the first thanks, though things of course, were
+interpreted to be the approbation of the King's whole speech, and a
+restraint from the further examination of any part of it, though never
+so much disliked; and it was with difficulty obtained, not to be
+excluded from the liberty of objecting to this mighty prerogative of
+dispensing, merely by this innocent and usual piece of good manners,
+by which no such thing could possibly be intended.</p>
+
+<p>This showeth that some bounds are to be put to your good breeding, and
+that the Constitution of England is too valuable a thing to be
+ventured upon a compliment. Now that you have for some time<a name='Page_15'></a> enjoyed
+the benefit of the end, it is time for you to look into the danger of
+the means. The same reason that made you desirous to get liberty must
+make you solicitous to preserve it, so that the next thought will
+naturally be, not to engage yourself beyond retreat; and to agree so
+far with the principles of all religion, as not to rely upon a
+death-bed repentance.</p>
+
+<p>There are certain periods of time, which being once past, make all
+cautions ineffectual, and all remedies desperate. Our understandings
+are apt to be hurried on by the first heats, which, if not restrained
+in time, do not give us leave to look back till it is too late.
+Consider this in the case of your anger against the Church of England,
+and take warning by their mistake in the same kind, when after the
+late King's Restoration they preserved so long the bitter taste of
+your rough usage to them in other times, that it made them forget
+their interest and sacrifice it to their revenge.</p>
+
+<p>Either you will blame this proceeding in them, and for that reason not
+follow it; or, if you allow it, you have no reason to be offended with
+them; so that you must either dismiss your anger or lose your excuse;
+except you should argue more partially than will be supposed of men of
+your morality and understanding.</p>
+
+<p>If you had now to do with those rigid prelates who made it a matter of
+conscience to give you the<a name='Page_16'></a> least indulgence, but kept you at an
+uncharitable distance, and even to your most reasonable scruples
+continued stiff and inexorable, the argument might be fairer on your
+side; but since the common danger has so laid open that mistake, that
+all the former haughtiness towards you is for ever extinguished, and
+that it hath turned the spirit of persecution into a spirit of peace,
+charity, and condescension; shall this happy change only affect the
+Church of England? And are you so in love with separation as not to be
+moved by this example? It ought to be followed, were there no other
+reason than that it is virtue; but when, besides that, it is become
+necessary to your preservation, it is impossible to fail the having
+its effect upon you.</p>
+
+<p>If it should be said that the Church of England is never humble but
+when she is out of power, and therefore loseth the right of being
+believed when she pretendeth to it: the answer is, <i>first</i>, It would
+be an uncharitable objection, and very much mistimed; an unseasonable
+triumph, not only ungenerous but unsafe: so that in these respects it
+cannot be urged without scandal, even though it could be said with
+truth. <i>Secondly</i>, This is not so in fact, and the argument must fall,
+being built upon a false foundation; for whatever may be told you at
+this very hour, and in the heat and glare of your perfect sunshine,
+the Church of England can in a moment bring clouds<a name='Page_17'></a> again, and turn
+the royal thunder upon your heads, blow you off the stage with a
+breath, if she would give but a smile or a kind word; the least
+glimpse of her compliance would throw you back into the state of
+suffering, and draw upon you all the arrears of severity which have
+accrued during the time of this kindness to you; and yet the Church of
+England, with all her faults, will not allow herself to be rescued by
+such unjustifiable means, but chooseth to bear the weight of power
+rather than lie under the burden of being criminal.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be said that she is unprovoked: books and letters come out
+every day to call for answers, yet she will not be stirred. From the
+supposed authors and the style, one would swear they were undertakers,
+and had made a contract to fall out with the Church of England. There
+are lashes in every address, challenges to draw the pen in every
+pamphlet. In short, the fairest occasions in the world given to
+quarrel; but she wisely distinguisheth between the body of Dissenters,
+whom she will suppose to act, as they do, with no ill intent, and
+these small skirmishers, picked and sent out to piqueer, and to begin
+a fray amongst the Protestants for the entertainment as well as the
+advantage of the Church of Rome.</p>
+
+<p>This conduct is so good, that it will be scandalous not to applaud it.
+It is not equal dealing to blame<a name='Page_18'></a> our adversaries for doing ill, and
+not commend them when they do well.</p>
+
+<p>To hate them because they are persecuted, and not to be reconciled to
+them when they are ready to suffer rather than receive all the
+advantages that can be gained by a criminal compliance, is a principle
+no sort of Christians can own, since it would give an objection to
+them never to be answered.</p>
+
+<p>Think a little who they were that promoted your former persecutions,
+and then consider how it will look to be angry with the instruments,
+and at the same time to make a league with the authors of your
+sufferings.</p>
+
+<p>Have you enough considered what will be expected from you? Are you
+ready to stand in every borough by virtue of a <i>cong&eacute; d'&eacute;lire</i>, and
+instead of election be satisfied if you are returned?</p>
+
+<p>Will you, in parliament, justify the dispensing power, with all its
+consequences, and repeal the test, by which you will make way for the
+repeal of all the laws that were made to preserve your religion, and
+to enact others that shall destroy it?</p>
+
+<p>Are you disposed to change the liberty of debate into the merit of
+obedience; and to be made instruments to repeal or enact laws, when
+the Roman Consistory are Lords of the Articles?</p>
+
+<p>Are you so linked to your new friends as to reject any indulgence a
+parliament shall offer you, if it shall<a name='Page_19'></a> not be so comprehensive as to
+include the Papists in it?</p>
+
+<p>Consider that the implied conditions of your new treaty are no less
+than that you are to do everything you are desired, without examining;
+and that for this pretended liberty of conscience, your real freedom
+is to be sacrificed; your former faults hang like chains still about
+you, you are let loose only upon bail; the first act of non-compliance
+sendeth you to gaol again.</p>
+
+<p>You may see that the Papists themselves do not rely upon the legality
+of this power which you are to justify, since the being so very
+earnest to get it established by a law, and the doing such very hard
+things in order, as they think, to obtain it, is a clear evidence that
+they do not think that the single power of the Crown is in this case a
+good foundation; especially when this is done under a prince so very
+tender of the rights of sovereignty that he would think it a
+diminution to his prerogative, where he conceiveth it strong enough to
+go alone, to call in the legislative help to strengthen and support
+it.</p>
+
+<p>You have formerly blamed the Church of England, and not without
+reason, for going so far as they did in their compliance; and yet so
+soon as they stopped, you see they are not only deserted, but
+prosecuted. Conclude, then, from this example, that you must either
+break off your friendship or resolve to have no<a name='Page_20'></a> bounds in it. If they
+do succeed in their design, they will leave you first: if they do, you
+must either leave them, when it will be too late for your safety, or
+else, after the squeaziness of starting at a surplice, you must be
+forced to swallow Transubstantiation.</p>
+
+<p>Remember that the other day those of the Church of England were
+Trimmers for enduring you; and now, by a sudden turn, you are become
+the favourites. Do not deceive yourselves; it is not the nature of
+lasting plants thus to shoot up in a night; you may look gay and green
+for a little time, but you want a root to give you a continuance. It
+is not so long since, as to be forgotten, that the maxim was, It is
+impossible for a Dissenter not to be a REBEL. Consider at this time in
+France, even the new converts are so far from being employed that they
+are disarmed; their sudden change maketh them still to be distrusted,
+notwithstanding that they are reconciled; what are you to expect then
+from your dear friends, to whom, whenever they shall think fit to
+throw you off again, you have in other times given such arguments for
+their excuse?</p>
+
+<p>Besides all this you act very unskilfully against your visible
+interest, if you throw away the advantages of which you can hardly
+fail in the next probable Revolution. Things tend naturally to what
+you would have, if you would let them alone, and not by an
+unseasonable activity lose the influences of your<a name='Page_21'></a> good star, which
+promiseth you everything that is prosperous.</p>
+
+<p>The Church of England, convinced of its error in being severe to you;
+the Parliament, whenever it meeteth sure to be gentle to you; the next
+heir, bred in the country which you have so often quoted for a pattern
+of indulgence; a general agreement of all thinking men, that we must
+no more cut ourselves off from the Protestants abroad, but rather
+enlarge the foundations upon which we are to build our defences
+against the common enemy; so that in truth, all things seem to
+conspire to give you ease and satisfaction, if by too much haste to
+anticipate your good fortune you do not destroy it.</p>
+
+<p>The Protestants have but one article of human strength to oppose the
+power which is now against them, and that is not to lose the advantage
+of their numbers by being so unwary as to let themselves be divided.</p>
+
+<p>We all agree in our duty to our prince; our objections to his belief
+do not hinder us from seeing his virtues; and our not complying with
+his religion hath no effect upon our allegiance. We are not to be
+laughed out of our passive obedience, and the doctrine of
+non-resistance, though even those who perhaps owe the best part of
+their security to that principle are apt to make a jest of it.</p>
+
+<p>So that if we give no advantage by the fatal<a name='Page_22'></a> mistake of misapplying
+our anger, by the natural course of things this danger will pass away
+like a shower of hail; fair weather will succeed, as lowering as the
+sky now looketh, and all this by a plain and easy receipt. Let us be
+still, quiet, and undivided, firm at the same time to our religion,
+our loyalty, and our laws; and so long as we continue this method it
+is next to impossible that the odds of two hundred to one should lose
+the bet; except the Church of Rome, which hath been so long barren of
+miracles, should now, in her declining age, be brought to bed of one
+that would outdo the best she can brag of in her legend.</p>
+
+<p>To conclude, the short question will be, Whether you will join with
+those who must in the end run the same fate with you? If Protestants
+of all sorts, in their behaviour to one another, have been to blame,
+they are upon more equal terms, and, for that very reason, it is
+fitter for them now to be reconciled. Our disunion is not only a
+reproach, but a danger to us. Those who believe in modern miracles
+have more right, or at least more excuse, to neglect all secular
+caution; but for us, it is as justifiable to have no religion as
+wilfully to throw away the human means of preserving it.&mdash;I am, Dear
+Sir, your most affectionate humble Servant, T.W.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_23'></a>II.&mdash;'THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY DANIEL DEFOE</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>Defoe wrote an enormous number of pamphlets; for great part of his
+life he might almost have been described as a pamphleteer pure and
+simple. In the vast lists of publications which his biographers and
+bibliographers have compiled, partly by industry and partly by
+imagination, by far the larger number of entries is of the pamphlet
+kind. Indeed, as most people know, Defoe did not take to the
+composition of the fiction which has made his name famous till very
+late in life. Born in the year 1661, he began pamphleteering when he
+was scarcely of age, and continued in that way (with occasional
+excursions into work larger in scale, but not very different in style
+or matter) for nearly forty years before the publication of </i>Robinson
+Crusoe<i>. His two most famous and most effective pamphlets were the
+so-called </i>Legion Letter<i> and </i>The Shortest Way with the Dissenters<i>
+(given here), to which may perhaps be added the </i>Reasons against War
+with France<i>. All these, with many others, appeared within the
+compass<a name='Page_24'></a> of the years 1700-1702. The three together touched upon the
+three most burning questions of the late seventeenth and early
+eighteenth centuries&mdash;parliamentary factiousness, an aggressive policy
+abroad, and toleration at home. Little or no annotation is required
+for their comprehension, but the reader may amuse himself if he likes
+by meditating whether the </i>Shortest Way<i> is irony or not. My own
+opinion is that it is not; being a simple statement of the actual
+views of the other side. The anecdotic history of the piece&mdash;how it
+was taken for serious by both sides, was prosecuted by Government, the
+author proclaimed, and a reward offered for his detection; how, the
+printer and publisher being arrested, Defoe surrendered, was tried,
+pleaded guilty, was fined, pilloried, and imprisoned&mdash;may be read in
+the biographies. His imprisonment lasted till August 1704, when Harley
+let him out, and he entered upon a course of rather mysterious service
+as a Government free-lance, which was continued under various
+ministries, and has not on the whole brought him credit with
+posterity. For many years, his remarkable </i>Review<i>, a political
+journal which he conducted single-handed, served as his chief organ;
+but he never gave up writing pamphlets till his death in 1731, though
+he never approached either the merit or the effect of that here
+given.</i>)</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>Sir Roger L'Estrange tells us a story in his collection of fables, of
+the cock and the horses. The cock<a name='Page_25'></a> was gotten to roost in the stable
+among the horses, and there being no racks or other conveniences for
+him, it seems he was forced to roost upon the ground. The horses
+jostling about for room, and putting the cock in danger of his life,
+he gives them this grave advice, 'Pray, gentlefolks, let us stand
+still, for fear we should tread upon one another.'</p>
+
+<p>There are some people in the world, who now they are unperched, and
+reduced to an equality with other people, and under strong and very
+just apprehensions of being further treated as they deserve, begin,
+with &AElig;sop's cock, to preach up peace and union, and the Christian
+duties of moderation, forgetting that, when they had the power in
+their hands, these graces were strangers in their gates.</p>
+
+<p>It is now near fourteen years that the glory and peace of the purest
+and most flourishing Church in the world has been eclipsed, buffeted,
+and disturbed by a sort of men whom God in His providence has suffered
+to insult over her and bring her down. These have been the days of her
+humiliation and tribulation. She has borne with invincible patience
+the reproach of the wicked, and God has at last heard her prayers, and
+delivered her from the oppression of the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>And now they find their day is over, their power gone, and the throne
+of this nation possessed by a royal, English, true, and ever-constant
+member of, and<a name='Page_26'></a> friend to, the Church of England. Now they find that
+they are in danger of the Church of England's just resentments; now
+they cry out peace, union, forbearance, and charity, as if the Church
+had not too long harboured her enemies under her wing, and nourished
+the viperous brood till they hiss and fly in the face of the mother
+that cherished them.</p>
+
+<p>No, gentlemen, the time of mercy is past, your day of grace is over;
+you should have practised peace, and moderation, and charity, if you
+expected any yourselves.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard none of this lesson for fourteen years past. We have
+been huffed and bullied with your Act of Toleration; you have told us
+that you are the Church established by law, as well as others; have
+set up your canting synagogues at our church doors, and the Church and
+members have been loaded with reproaches, with oaths, associations,
+abjurations, and what not. Where has been the mercy, the forbearance,
+the charity, you have shown to tender consciences of the Church of
+England, that could not take oaths as fast as you made them; that
+having sworn allegiance to their lawful and rightful King, could not
+dispense with that oath, their King being still alive, and swear to
+your new hodge-podge of a Dutch Government? These have been turned out
+of their livings, and they and their families left to starve; their
+estates double taxed to carry on a war<a name='Page_27'></a> they had no hand in, and you
+got nothing by. What account can you give of the multitudes you have
+forced to comply, against their consciences, with your new sophistical
+politics, who, like new converts in France, sin because they cannot
+starve? And now the tables are turned upon you; you must not be
+persecuted; it is not a Christian spirit.</p>
+
+<p>You have butchered one king, deposed another king, and made a mock
+king of a third, and yet you could have the face to expect to be
+employed and trusted by the fourth. Anybody that did not know the
+temper of your party would stand amazed at the impudence, as well as
+folly, to think of it.</p>
+
+<p>Your management of your Dutch monarch, whom you reduced to a mere King
+of Clouts, is enough to give any future princes such an idea of your
+principles as to warn them sufficiently from coming into your
+clutches; and God be thanked the Queen is out of your hands, knows
+you, and will have a care of you.</p>
+
+<p>There is no doubt but the supreme authority of a nation has in itself
+a power, and a right to that power, to execute the laws upon any part
+of that nation it governs. The execution of the known laws of the
+land, and that with a weak and gentle hand neither, was all this
+fanatical party of this land have ever called persecution; this they
+have magnified to a height, that the sufferings of the Huguenots in
+France<a name='Page_28'></a> were not to be compared with. Now, to execute the known laws
+of a nation upon those who transgress them, after voluntarily
+consenting to the making those laws, can never be called persecution,
+but justice. But justice is always violence to the party offending,
+for every man is innocent in his own eyes. The first execution of the
+laws against Dissenters in England was in the days of King James the
+First; and what did it amount to truly? The worst they suffered was at
+their own request: to let them go to New England and erect a new
+colony, and give them great privileges, grants, and suitable powers,
+keep them under protection, and defend them against all invaders, and
+receive no taxes or revenue from them. This was the cruelty of the
+Church of England. Fatal leniency! It was the ruin of that excellent
+prince, King Charles the First. Had King James sent all the Puritans
+in England away to the West Indies, we had been a national, unmixed
+Church; the Church of England had been kept undivided and entire.</p>
+
+<p>To requite the lenity of the father they take up arms against the son;
+conquer, pursue, take, imprison, and at last put to death the anointed
+of God, and destroy the very being and nature of government, setting
+up a sordid impostor, who had neither title to govern nor
+understanding to manage, but supplied that want with power, bloody and
+desperate counsels, and craft without conscience.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_29'></a>Had not King James the First withheld the full execution of the laws,
+had he given them strict justice, he had cleared the nation of them,
+and the consequences had been plain: his son had never been murdered
+by them nor the monarchy overwhelmed. It was too much mercy shown them
+was the ruin of his posterity and the ruin of the nation's peace. One
+would think the Dissenters should not have the face to believe that we
+are to be wheedled and canted into peace and toleration when they know
+that they have once requited us with a civil war, and once with an
+intolerable and unrighteous persecution for our former civility.</p>
+
+<p>Nay, to encourage us to be easy with them, it is apparent that they
+never had the upper hand of the Church, but they treated her with all
+the severity, with all the reproach and contempt that was possible.
+What peace and what mercy did they show the loyal gentry of the Church
+of England in the time of their triumphant Commonwealth? How did they
+put all the gentry of England to ransom, whether they were actually in
+arms for the King or not, making people compound for their estates and
+starve their families? How did they treat the clergy of the Church of
+England, sequestered the ministers, devoured the patrimony of the
+Church, and divided the spoil by sharing the Church lands among their
+soldiers, and turning her clergy out to starve? Just such measure as
+they have meted should be measured them again.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_30'></a>Charity and love is the known doctrine of the Church of England, and
+it is plain she has put it in practice towards the Dissenters, even
+beyond what they ought, till she has been wanting to herself, and in
+effect unkind to her sons, particularly in the too much lenity of King
+James the First, mentioned before. Had he so rooted the Puritans from
+the face of the land, which he had an opportunity early to have done,
+they had not had the power to vex the Church as since they have done.</p>
+
+<p>In the days of King Charles the Second how did the Church reward their
+bloody doings with lenity and mercy, except the barbarous regicides of
+the pretended court of justice? Not a soul suffered for all the blood
+in an unnatural war. King Charles came in all mercy and love,
+cherished them, preferred them, employed them, withheld the rigour of
+the law, and oftentimes, even against the advice of his Parliament,
+gave them liberty of conscience; and how did they requite him with the
+villanous contrivance to depose and murder him and his successor at
+the Rye Plot?</p>
+
+<p>King James, as if mercy was the inherent quality of the family, began
+his reign with unusual favour to them. Nor could their joining with
+the Duke of Monmouth against him move him to do himself justice upon
+them; but that mistaken prince thought to win them by gentleness and
+love, proclaimed an universal liberty to them, and rather<a name='Page_31'></a>
+discountenanced the Church of England than them. How they requited him
+all the world knows.</p>
+
+<p>The late reign is too fresh in the memory of all the world to need a
+comment; how, under pretence of joining with the Church in redressing
+some grievances, they pushed things to that extremity, in conjunction
+with some mistaken gentlemen, as to depose the late King, as if the
+grievance of the nation could not have been redressed but by the
+absolute ruin of the prince. Here is an instance of their temper,
+their peace, and charity. To what height they carried themselves
+during the reign of a king of their own; how they crept into all
+places of trust and profit; how they insinuated into the favour of the
+King, and were at first preferred to the highest places in the nation;
+how they engrossed the ministry, and above all, how pitifully they
+managed, is too plain to need any remarks.</p>
+
+<p>But particularly their mercy and charity, the spirit of union, they
+tell us so much of, has been remarkable in Scotland. If any man would
+see the spirit of a Dissenter, let him look into Scotland. There they
+made entire conquest of the Church, trampled down the sacred orders,
+and suppressed the Episcopal government with an absolute, and, as they
+suppose, irretrievable victory, though it is possible they may find
+themselves mistaken. Now it would be a very proper question to ask
+their impudent advocate, the<a name='Page_32'></a> Observator, pray how much mercy and
+favour did the members of the Episcopal Church find in Scotland from
+the Scotch Presbyterian Government? and I shall undertake for the
+Church of England that the Dissenters shall still receive as much
+here, though they deserve but little.</p>
+
+<p>In a small treatise of the sufferings of the Episcopal clergy in
+Scotland, it will appear what usage they met with; how they not only
+lost their livings, but in several places were plundered and abused in
+their persons; the ministers that could not conform turned out with
+numerous families and no maintenance, and hardly charity enough left
+to relieve them with a bit of bread. And the cruelties of the parties
+are innumerable, and not to be attempted in this short piece.</p>
+
+<p>And now to prevent the distant cloud which they perceived to hang over
+their heads from England, with a true Presbyterian policy they put in
+for a union of nations, that England might unite their Church with the
+Kirk of Scotland, and their Presbyterian members sit in our House of
+Commons, and their Assembly of Scotch canting long-cloaks in our
+Convocation. What might have been if our fanatic Whiggish statesmen
+continued, God only knows; but we hope we are out of fear of that now.</p>
+
+<p>It is alleged by some of the faction&mdash;and they began to bully us with
+it&mdash;that if we won't unite with<a name='Page_33'></a> them they will not settle the crown
+with us again, but when Her Majesty dies, will choose a king for
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>If they won't, we must make them, and it is not the first time we have
+let them know that we are able. The crowns of these kingdoms have not
+so far disowned the right of succession but they may retrieve it
+again; and if Scotland thinks to come off from a successive to an
+elective state of government, England has not promised not to assist
+the right heir and put them into possession without any regard to
+their ridiculous settlements.</p>
+
+<p>These are the gentlemen, these their ways of treating the Church, both
+at home and abroad. Now let us examine the reasons they pretend to
+give why we should be favourable to them, why we should continue and
+tolerate them among us.</p>
+
+<p>First, they are very numerous, they say; they are a great part of the
+nation, and we cannot suppress them.</p>
+
+<p>To this may be answered:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>1. They are not so numerous as the Protestants in France, and yet the
+French King effectually cleared the nation of them at once, and we
+don't find he misses them at home. But I am not of the opinion they
+are so numerous as is pretended; their party is more numerous than
+their persons, and those mistaken people of the Church who are misled
+and deluded by<a name='Page_34'></a> their wheedling artifices to join with them, make
+their party the greater; but these will open their eyes when the
+Government shall set heartily about the work, and come off from them,
+as some animals, which they say always desert a house when it is
+likely to fall.</p>
+
+<p>2. The more numerous the more dangerous, and therefore the more need
+to suppress them; and God has suffered us to bear them as goads in our
+sides for not utterly extinguishing them long ago.</p>
+
+<p>3. If we are to allow them only because we cannot suppress them, then
+it ought to be tried whether we can or not; and I am of opinion it is
+easy to be done, and could prescribe ways and means, if it were
+proper; but I doubt not the Government will find effectual methods for
+the rooting the contagion from the face of this land.</p>
+
+<p>Another argument they use, which is this, that it is a time of war,
+and we have need to unite against the common enemy.</p>
+
+<p>We answer, this common enemy had been no enemy if they had not made
+him so. He was quiet, in peace, and no way disturbed or encroached
+upon us, and we know no reason we had to quarrel with him.</p>
+
+<p>But further, we make no question but we are able to deal with this
+common enemy without their help; but why must we unite with them
+because of the enemy? Will they go over to the enemy if we do<a name='Page_35'></a> not
+prevent it by a union with them? We are very well contented they
+should, and make no question we shall be ready to deal with them and
+the common enemy too, and better without them than with them.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, if we have a common enemy, there is the more need to be
+secure against our private enemies. If there is one common enemy, we
+have the less need to have an enemy in our bowels.</p>
+
+<p>It was a great argument some people used against suppressing the old
+money, that it was a time of war, and it was too great a risk for the
+nation to run; if we should not master it, we should be undone. And
+yet the sequel proved the hazard was not so great but it might be
+mastered, and the success was answerable. The suppressing the
+Dissenters is not a harder work nor a work of less necessity to the
+public. We can never enjoy a settled, uninterrupted union and
+tranquillity in this nation till the spirit of Whiggism, faction, and
+schism is melted down like the old money.</p>
+
+<p>To talk of the difficulty is to frighten ourselves with chimeras and
+notions of a powerful party, which are indeed a party without power.
+Difficulties often appear greater at a distance than when they are
+searched into with judgment and distinguished from the vapours and
+shadows that attend them.</p>
+
+<p>We are not to be frightened with it; this age is wiser than that by
+all our own experience and theirs<a name='Page_36'></a> too. King Charles the First had
+early suppressed this party if he had taken more deliberate measures.
+In short, it is not worth arguing to talk of their arms. Their
+Monmouths, and Shaftesburys, and Argyles are gone; their Dutch
+sanctuary is at an end; Heaven has made way for their destruction, and
+if we do not close with the Divine occasion we are to blame ourselves,
+and may remember that we had once an opportunity to serve the Church
+of England by extirpating her implacable enemies, and having let slip
+the minute that Heaven presented, may experimentally complain, <i>Post
+est occasio calva</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Here are some popular objections in the way:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>As first, the Queen has promised them to continue them in their
+tolerated liberty, and has told us she will be a religious observer of
+her word.</p>
+
+<p>What Her Majesty will do we cannot help; but what, as head of the
+Church, she ought to do, is another case. Her Majesty has promised to
+protect and defend the Church of England, and if she cannot
+effectually do that without the destruction of the Dissenters, she
+must of course dispense with one promise to comply with another. But
+to answer this cavil more effectually: Her Majesty did never promise
+to maintain the toleration to the destruction of the Church; but it is
+upon supposition that it may be compatible with the well-being and
+safety of the Church, which she had declared she would take<a name='Page_37'></a> especial
+care of. Now if these two interests clash, it is plain Her Majesty's
+intentions are to uphold, protect, defend, and establish the Church,
+and this we conceive is impossible.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it may be said that the Church is in no immediate danger from
+the Dissenters, and therefore it is time enough. But this is a weak
+answer.</p>
+
+<p>For first, if a danger be real, the distance of it is no argument
+against, but rather a spur to quicken us to prevention, lest it be too
+late hereafter.</p>
+
+<p>And secondly, here is the opportunity, and the only one perhaps that
+ever the Church had, to secure herself and destroy her enemies.</p>
+
+<p>The representatives of the nation have now an opportunity; the time is
+come which all good men have wished for, that the gentlemen of England
+may serve the Church of England. Now they are protected and encouraged
+by a Church of England Queen.</p>
+
+<p>What will you do for your sister in the day that she shall be spoken
+for?</p>
+
+<p>If ever you will establish the best Christian Church in the world; if
+ever you will suppress the spirit of enthusiasm; if ever you will free
+the nation from the viperous brood that have so long sucked the blood
+of their mother; if ever you will leave your posterity free from
+faction and rebellion, this is the time. This is the time to pull up
+this heretical weed of<a name='Page_38'></a> sedition that has so long disturbed the peace
+of our Church and poisoned the good corn.</p>
+
+<p>But, says another hot and cold objector, this is renewing fire and
+faggot, reviving the act <i>De Heretico Comburendo</i>; this will be
+cruelty in its nature, and barbarous to all the world.</p>
+
+<p>I answer, it is cruelty to kill a snake or a toad in cold blood, but
+the poison of their nature makes it a charity to our neighbours to
+destroy those creatures, not for any personal injury received, but for
+prevention; not for the evil they have done, but the evil they may do.</p>
+
+<p>Serpents, toads, vipers, etc., are noxious to the body, and poison the
+sensitive life; these poison the soul, corrupt our posterity, ensnare
+our children, destroy the vitals of our happiness, our future
+felicity, and contaminate the whole mass.</p>
+
+<p>Shall any law be given to such wild creatures? Some beasts are for
+sport, and the huntsmen give them advantages of ground; but some are
+knocked on the head by all possible ways of violence and surprise.</p>
+
+<p>I do not prescribe fire and faggot, but, as Scipio said of Carthage,
+<i>Delenda est Carthago</i>. They are to be rooted out of this nation, if
+ever we will live in peace, serve God, or enjoy our own. As for the
+manner, I leave it to those hands who have a right to execute God's
+justice on the nation's and the Church's enemies.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_39'></a>But if we must be frighted from this justice under the specious
+pretences and odious sense of cruelty, nothing will be effected: it
+will be more barbarous to our own children and dear posterity when
+they shall reproach their fathers, as we do ours, and tell us, 'You
+had an opportunity to root out this cursed race from the world under
+the favour and protection of a true English queen; and out of your
+foolish pity you spared them, because, forsooth, you would not be
+cruel; and now our Church is suppressed and persecuted, our religion
+trampled under foot, our estates plundered, our persons imprisoned and
+dragged to jails, gibbets, and scaffolds: your sparing this Amalekite
+race is our destruction, your mercy to them proves cruelty to your
+poor posterity.'</p>
+
+<p>How just will such reflections be when our posterity shall fall under
+the merciless clutches of this uncharitable generation, when our
+Church shall be swallowed up in schism, faction, enthusiasm, and
+confusion; when our Government shall be devolved upon foreigners, and
+our monarchy dwindled into a republic.</p>
+
+<p>It would be more rational for us, if we must spare this generation, to
+summon our own to a general massacre, and as we have brought them into
+the world free, send them out so, and not betray them to destruction
+by our supine negligence, and then cry, 'It is mercy.'</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_40'></a>Moses was a merciful, meek man, and yet with what fury did he run
+through the camp, and cut the throats of three and thirty thousand of
+his dear Israelites that were fallen into idolatry. What was the
+reason? It was mercy to the rest to make these examples, to prevent
+the destruction of the whole army.</p>
+
+<p>How many millions of future souls we save from infection and delusion
+if the present race of poisoned spirits were purged from the face of
+the land!</p>
+
+<p>It is vain to trifle in this matter, the light, foolish handling of
+them by mulcts, fines, etc.,&mdash;it is their glory and their advantage.
+If the gallows instead of the Counter, and the galleys instead of the
+fines, were the reward of going to a conventicle, to preach or hear,
+there would not be so many sufferers. The spirit of martyrdom is over;
+they that will go to church to be chosen sheriffs and mayors would go
+to forty churches rather than be hanged.</p>
+
+<p>If one severe law were made and punctually executed, that whoever was
+found at a conventicle should be banished the nation and the preacher
+be hanged, we should soon see an end of the tale. They would all come
+to church, and one age would make us all one again.</p>
+
+<p>To talk of five shillings a month for not coming to the sacrament, and
+one shilling per week for not coming to church, this is such a way of
+converting<a name='Page_41'></a> people as never was known; this is selling them a liberty
+to transgress for so much money. If it be not a crime, why don't we
+give them full license? And if it be, no price ought to compound for
+the committing it, for that is selling a liberty to people to sin
+against God and the Government.</p>
+
+<p>If it be a crime of the highest consequence both against the peace and
+welfare of the nation, the glory of God, the good of the Church, and
+the happiness of the soul, let us rank it among capital offences, and
+let it receive a punishment in proportion to it.</p>
+
+<p>We hang men for trifles, and banish them for things not worth naming;
+but an offence against God and the Church, against the welfare of the
+world and the dignity of religion, shall be bought off for five
+shillings! This is such a shame to a Christian Government that it is
+with regret I transmit it to posterity.</p>
+
+<p>If men sin against God, affront His ordinances, rebel against His
+Church, and disobey the precepts of their superiors, let them suffer
+as such capital crimes deserve. So will religion flourish, and this
+divided nation be once again united.</p>
+
+<p>And yet the title of barbarous and cruel will soon be taken off from
+this law too. I am not supposing that all the Dissenters in England
+should be hanged or banished, but, as in cases of rebellions and
+insurrections, if a few of the ringleaders suffer,<a name='Page_42'></a> the multitude are
+dismissed; so, a few obstinate people being made examples, there is no
+doubt but the severity of the law would find a stop in the compliance
+of the multitude.</p>
+
+<p>To make the reasonableness of this matter out of question, and more
+unanswerably plain, let us examine for what it is that this nation is
+divided into parties and factions, and let us see how they can justify
+a separation, or we of the Church of England can justify our bearing
+the insults and inconveniences of the party.</p>
+
+<p>One of their leading pastors, and a man of as much learning as most
+among them, in his answer to a pamphlet, entitled 'An Inquiry into the
+Occasional Conformity,' has these words, p. 27, 'Do the religion of
+the Church and the meeting-houses make two religions? Wherein do they
+differ? The substance of the same religion is common to them both; and
+the modes and accidents are the things in which only they differ.' P.
+28: 'Thirty-nine articles are given us for the summary of our
+religion; thirty-six contain the substance of it, wherein we agree;
+three the additional appendices, about which we have some
+differences.'</p>
+
+<p>Now, if, as by their own acknowledgment, the Church of England is a
+true Church, and the difference between them is only in a few modes
+and accidents, why should we expect that they will suffer<a name='Page_43'></a> galleys,
+corporeal punishment, and banishment for these trifles? There is no
+question but they will be wiser; even their own principles will not
+bear them out in it; they will certainly comply with the laws and with
+reason; and though at the first severity they may seem hard, the next
+age will feel nothing of it; the contagion will be rooted out; the
+disease being cured, there will be no need of the operation; but if
+they should venture to transgress and fall into the pit, all the world
+must condemn their obstinacy, as being without ground from their own
+principles.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the pretence of cruelty will be taken off, and the party actually
+suppressed, and the disquiets they have so often brought upon the
+nation prevented.</p>
+
+<p>Their numbers and their wealth make them haughty, and that is so far
+from being an argument to persuade us to forbear them, that it is a
+warning to us, without any delay, to reconcile them to the unity of
+the Church or remove them from us.</p>
+
+<p>At present, Heaven be praised, they are not so formidable as they have
+been, and it is our own fault if ever we suffer them to be so.
+Providence and the Church of England seem to join in this particular,
+that now the destroyers of the nation's peace may be overturned, and
+to this end the present opportunity seems to be put into our hands.</p>
+
+<p>To this end her present Majesty seems reserved to enjoy the crown,
+that the ecclesiastic as well as civil<a name='Page_44'></a> rights of the nation may be
+restored by her hand. To this end the face of affairs have received
+such a turn in the process of a few months as never has been before;
+the leading men of the nation, the universal cry of the people, the
+unanimous request of the clergy, agree in this, that the deliverance
+of our Church is at hand. For this end has Providence given us such a
+Parliament, such a Convocation, such a gentry, and such a Queen as we
+never had before. And what may be the consequences of a neglect of
+such opportunities? The succession of the crown has but a dark
+prospect; another Dutch turn may make the hopes of it ridiculous and
+the practice impossible. Be the house of our future princes never so
+well inclined, they will be foreigners, and many years will be spent
+in suiting the genius of strangers to this crown and the interests of
+the nation; and how many ages it may be before the English throne be
+filled with so much zeal and candour, so much tenderness and hearty
+affection to the Church as we see it now covered with, who can
+imagine?</p>
+
+<p>It is high time, then, for the friends of the Church of England to
+think of building up and establishing her in such a manner that she
+may be no more invaded by foreigners nor divided by factions, schisms,
+and error.</p>
+
+<p>If this could be done by gentle and easy methods, I should be glad;
+but the wound is corroded, the<a name='Page_45'></a> vitals begin to mortify, and nothing
+but amputation of members can complete the cure; all the ways of
+tenderness and compassion, all persuasive arguments, have been made
+use of in vain.</p>
+
+<p>The humour of the Dissenters has so increased among the people that
+they hold the Church in defiance, and the house of God is an
+abomination among them; nay, they have brought up their posterity in
+such prepossessed aversions to our holy religion that the ignorant mob
+think we are all idolaters and worshippers of Baal, and account it a
+sin to come within the walls of our churches.</p>
+
+<p>The primitive Christians were not more shy of a heathen temple or of
+meat offered to idols, nor the Jews of swine's flesh, than some of our
+Dissenters are of the Church, and the divine service selemnised
+therein.</p>
+
+<p>This obstinacy must be rooted out with the profession of it; while the
+generation are less at liberty daily to affront God Almighty and
+dishonour His holy worship, we are wanting in our duty to God and our
+mother, the Church of England.</p>
+
+<p>How can we answer it to God, to the Church, and to our posterity, to
+leave them entangled with fanaticism, error, and obstinacy in the
+bowels of the nation; to leave them an enemy in their streets, that in
+time may involve them in the same crimes, and endanger the utter
+extirpation of religion in the nation?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_46'></a>What is the difference betwixt this and being subjected to the power
+of the Church of Rome, from whence we have reformed? If one be an
+extreme on one hand, and one on another, it is equally destructive to
+the truth to have errors settled among us, let them be of what nature
+they will.</p>
+
+<p>Both are enemies of our Church and of our peace; and why should it not
+be as criminal to admit an enthusiast as a Jesuit? Why should the
+Papist with his seven sacraments be worse than the Quaker with no
+sacraments at all? Why should religious houses be more intolerable
+than meeting-houses? Alas, the Church of England! What with Popery on
+one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified
+between two thieves!</p>
+
+<p>Now let us crucify the thieves. Let her foundations be established
+upon the destruction of her enemies. The doors of mercy being always
+open to the returning part of the deluded people, let the obstinate be
+ruled with the rod of iron.</p>
+
+<p>Let all true sons of so holy and oppressed a mother, exasperated by
+her afflictions, harden their hearts against those who have oppressed
+her.</p>
+
+<p>And may God Almighty put it into the hearts of all the friends of
+truth to lift up a standard against pride and Antichrist, that the
+posterity of the sons of error may be rooted out from the face of this
+land for ever.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_47'></a>III.&mdash;THE 'DRAPIER'S LETTERS'</h3>
+<h5>(NOS. I AND 2)</h5>
+
+<h4>BY JONATHAN SWIFT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>The two pamphlets entitled </i>The Conduct of the Allies<i> and </i>The
+Public Spirit of the Whigs<i>&mdash;which are sometimes considered the
+capital examples of the political efforts of Swift's magnificent
+genius&mdash;were the very Jachin and Boaz of the Tory administration in
+the last years of Anne, and the effect of them has been admitted by
+such a violent Whig and such a good critic as Jeffrey. They seemed,
+however, not wholly suitable for insertion here; first, because of
+their length (for one would have occupied nearly a third, the other
+nearly a fourth of this volume), and secondly, because the greater
+part of each does really, to some extent, underlie the charge brought
+against political pamphlets generally, and, being occupied with a
+great number of personal and particular matters, requires either much
+intimacy with the period or elaborate and probably tedious comparison
+and elucidation, to make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches<a name='Page_48'></a>
+to the almost more famous </i>Drapier's Letters<i>, of which I give the
+first and second. They were written at the very zenith of their
+author's marvellous powers, and at the time when his </i>s&aelig;va indignatio<i>
+was heated seven times hotter than usual by the conviction that his
+last hope of English promotion was gone. Their circumstances are
+simple and well known. Wood had received a patent to coin copper money
+for Ireland to the amount of &pound;108,000. Most commentators seem to think
+that he would have done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact
+that on the revocation of his patent a pension of &pound;3000 a year was
+given to him in compensation is proof enough of the contrary. It is
+impossible to imagine any honest profit on a transaction of such a
+nature to such an amount which could rise to the capital value of such
+a pension. That Swift was instigated to take up his pen against the
+transaction by private griefs against the Ministry is extremely
+probable; that the thing was not a job less so. As before, I must
+refer to biographers for the details of the matter; the text is what
+interests us here. I shall only remind the reader that Swift was
+fifty-seven when the 'Drapier' wrote, that </i>Gulliver<i> appeared about
+three years later, and that Swift himself expired&mdash;lunatic and
+miserable beyond utterance&mdash;on the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years
+after all Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness and the
+triumph of the 'Drapier.'</i>)</p>
+
+<h3><a name='Page_49'></a>I</h3>
+
+<h3>TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
+OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
+MR. WOOD.</h3>
+
+<p>Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects&mdash;What I intend now
+to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the care of your
+salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your children;
+your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
+depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men, as
+Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered the printer
+to sell it at the lowest rate.</p>
+
+<p>It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will
+be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no
+common or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among
+you, neither do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends or
+who are your enemies.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_50'></a>About four years ago, a little book was written, to advise all people
+to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country: it had no other
+design, said nothing against the king or Parliament, or any man, yet
+the poor printer was prosecuted two years, with the utmost violence,
+and even some weavers themselves, for whose sake it was written, being
+upon the jury, found him guilty. This would be enough to discourage
+any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either neglect
+him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect only
+danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his ruin.</p>
+
+<p>However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.</p>
+
+<p>I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then
+I will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is thus, It having been many years since copper half-pence or
+farthings were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some
+time very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+raps. Several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood a mean ordinary man, a hard<a name='Page_51'></a>ware dealer,
+procured a patent under his Majesty's Broad Seal to coin fourscore and
+ten thousand pounds in copper for this kingdom, which patent however
+did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they pleased. Now you
+must know, that the half-pence and farthings in England pass for very
+little more than they are worth. And if you should beat them to
+pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would not lose above a penny
+in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his half-pence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that
+this sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver,
+must be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine
+thousand pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood,
+when he pleases, may by stealth send over another and another
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve, under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a
+dozen of hats for five shillings a-piece, which amounts to three
+pounds, and receives the payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really
+receives only the value of five shillings.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get his Majesty's Broad Seal for so
+great a sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country, and<a name='Page_52'></a> that
+all the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and
+let us make our own half-pence, as we used to do. Now I will make that
+matter very plain. We are at a great distance from the king's court,
+and have nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of
+lords and squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen,
+spend all their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was
+able to attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman
+and had great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money
+to those that would speak to others that could speak to the king and
+could tell a fair story. And his majesty, and perhaps the great lord
+or lords who advised him, might think it was for our country's good;
+and so, as the lawyers express it, the king was deceived in his grant,
+which often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if his majesty knew
+that such a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire
+of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such
+great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and
+perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other: but a word to the
+wise is enough. Most of you must have heard, with what anger our
+honourable House of Commons receiv'd an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that
+it was all a wicked cheat from the bottom<a name='Page_53'></a> to the top, and several
+smart votes were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to
+answer likewise in print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a
+better man than our whole Parliament put together.</p>
+
+<p>This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of those half-pence, to Cork and other seaport
+towns, and to get them off, offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver: but the collectors of the king's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the king
+that they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.</p>
+
+<p>But Wood is still working under hand to force his half-pence upon us,
+and if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to
+get an order that the commissioners and collectors of the king's money
+shall receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he
+thinks his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be
+under in such a case: for the common soldier when he goes to the
+market or ale-house will offer this money, and if it be refused,
+perhaps he will swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher
+or ale-wife, or take the goods by force, and throw them the bad
+half-pence. In this and the like cases the shop-keeper, or victualler,
+or any other tradesman, has no more to do<a name='Page_54'></a> than to demand ten times
+the price of his goods if it is to be paid in Wood's money; for
+example, twenty pence of that money for a quart of ale, and so in all
+things else, and not part with his goods till he gets the money.</p>
+
+<p>For suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the
+landlord gives you a quart for four of these half-pence, what must the
+victualler do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the
+brewer should be such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them
+for their bere, because they are bound by their leases to pay their
+rents in good and lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of
+Ireland neither, and the Squire their landlord will never be so
+bewitched to take such trash for his land; so that it must certainly
+stop somewhere or other, and where-ever it stops it is the same thing,
+and we are all undone.</p>
+
+<p>The common weight of these half-pence is between four and five to an
+ounce; suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his half
+year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horses load.</p>
+
+<p>If a squire has a mind to come to town to buy<a name='Page_55'></a> clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the
+farmers bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our
+shops, it must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And
+I hope we shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is
+worth.</p>
+
+<p>They say Squire Conolly has sixteen thousand pounds a year; now if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers
+will do I cannot tell. For I am assured that some great bankers keep
+by them forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments,
+which sum, in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to
+carry it.</p>
+
+<p>For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty
+good shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's
+bad copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and
+bakers, and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little
+gold and silver I have I will keep by me like my heart's blood till
+better times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy
+Mr. Wood's money, as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,
+who could buy ten pound of it with<a name='Page_56'></a> a guinea, and I hope to get as
+much for a pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such
+fools as to sell it me.</p>
+
+<p>These half-pence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because
+it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: so that in some
+years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while
+there is a silver sixpence left, these blood-suckers will never be
+quiet.</p>
+
+<p>When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition I will tell you
+what must be the end: the gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because, as I told you before, the
+tenants are obliged by their leases to pay sterling, which is lawful
+current money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as
+too many of them do already, run all into sheep where they can,
+keeping only such other cattle as are necessary; then they will be
+their own merchants, and send their wool and butter and hides and
+linen beyond sea for ready money and wine and spices and silks. They
+will keep only a few miserable cottiers. The farmers must rob or beg,
+or leave their country. The shop-<a name='Page_57'></a>keepers in this and every other town
+must break and starve: for it is the landed man that maintains the
+merchant, and shop-keeper, and handicraftsman.</p>
+
+<p>But when the squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who
+will be glad to get bread at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that
+we shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed
+coin. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one
+scale, and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should
+weigh down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million
+of good money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more
+than the English do by all the world besides.</p>
+
+<p>But your great comfort is, that, as his majesty's patent does not
+oblige you to take this money, so the laws have not given the Crown a
+power of forcing the subjects to take what money the king pleases: for
+then, by the same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones or
+cockle-shells, or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should
+happen to live under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same
+power make a guinea pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty
+shillings, and so on, by which he would in a short time get all the
+silver and gold of<a name='Page_58'></a> the kingdom into his own hands, and leave us
+nothing but brass or leather or what he pleased. Neither is anything
+reckoned more cruel or oppressive in the French Government than their
+common practice of calling in all their money after they have sunk it
+very low, and then coining it a-new at a much higher value, which
+however is not the thousandth part so wicked as this abominable
+project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects silver for
+silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as give us
+good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth part
+of their worth.</p>
+
+<p>Having said this much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure
+I went upon good grounds.</p>
+
+<p>A famous law-book call'd the <i>Mirrour of Justice</i>, discoursing of the
+articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings, declares the law to
+be as follows: It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair, or amend the money or make any other money than of
+gold or silver without the assent of all the counties, that is, as my
+Lord Coke says, without the assent of Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in
+which it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that
+great lawyer my<a name='Page_59'></a> Lord Coke. By the laws of England, several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal; the
+former comprehends silver or gold, the latter all baser metals: that
+the former is only to pass in payments appears by an Act of Parliament
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the statute
+concerning the passing of pence, which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English; for some of our laws at that time were, as I
+am told, writ in Latin: Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to
+refuse an half-penny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp
+which it ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the
+king's majesty, and cast to prison.</p>
+
+<p>By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the king's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison, but he who
+refuses to accept the king's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observ'd before, silver and gold only are intended.</p>
+
+<p>That this is the true construction of the Act, appears not only from
+the plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation
+upon it. By this Act (says he) it appears that no subject can be
+forc'd to take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made
+but of lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold.</p>
+
+<p>The law of England gives the king all mines of<a name='Page_60'></a> gold and silver, but
+not the mines of other metals; the reason of which prerogative or
+power, as it is given by my Lord Coke, is, because money can be made
+of gold and silver, but not of other metals.</p>
+
+<p>Pursuant to this opinion half-pence and farthings were anciently made
+of silver, which is more evident from the Act of Parliament of Henry
+the IVth. chap. 4, by which it is enacted as follows: Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+half-pence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established
+that the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be
+brought to the bullion, shall be made in half-pence and farthings.
+This shows that by the words half-penny and farthing of lawful money
+in that statute concerning the passing of pence, is meant a small coin
+in half-pence and farthings of silver.</p>
+
+<p>This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the IIId. chap. 3, which enacts, That no sterling half-penny or
+farthing be molten for to make vessel, or any other thing by the
+goldsmiths, nor others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten (or
+melted).</p>
+
+<p>By another Act in this king's reign black money was not to be current
+in England, and by an Act made in the eleventh year of his reign,
+chap. 5, galley half-pence were not to pass: what kind of coin these
+were I do not know, but I presume they<a name='Page_61'></a> were made of base metal, and
+that these Acts were no new laws, but further declarations of the old
+laws relating to the coin.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to
+the contrary, except one in Davis's <i>Reports</i>, who tells us, that in
+the time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixt
+metal to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for
+payment of the army, obliging all people to receive it, and commanding
+that all silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as
+much as it weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter
+too long here to trouble you with, and that the Privy Council of this
+kingdom obliged a merchant in England to receive this mixt money for
+goods transmitted hither.</p>
+
+<p>But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy Council here having no such power. And, besides, it is
+to be considered that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom, assisted from Spain, and whatever is done
+in great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.</p>
+
+<p>I will now, my dear friends, to save you the trouble, set before you,
+in short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige
+you to.</p>
+
+<p>First, You are oblig'd to take all money in<a name='Page_62'></a> payments which is coin'd
+by the king and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be
+of gold or silver.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, You are not oblig'd to take any money which is not of gold
+or silver, not only the half-pence or farthings of England, or of any
+other country; and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are
+content to take them, because the custom of coining silver half-pence
+and farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of
+their being subject to be lost.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, Much less are we oblig'd to take those vile half-pence of
+that same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every
+shilling.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy
+trash: it is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood; his majesty in his
+patent obliges nobody to take these half-pence; our gracious prince
+hath no so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws
+have not left it in the king's power, to force us to take any coin but
+what is lawful, of right standard, gold and silver; therefore you have
+nothing to fear.</p>
+
+<p>And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen: perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich if these half-pence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass,<a name='Page_63'></a> which you likewise find hard to be got; but
+you may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you
+will be utterly undone; if you carry these half-pence to a shop for
+tobacco or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shop-keeper will
+advance his goods accordingly, or else he must break and leave the key
+under the door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff
+for twenty of Mr. Wood's half-pence? No, not under two hundred at
+least, neither will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in
+a lump. I will tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project
+should take it will ruin even our beggars: for when I give a beggar an
+half-penny, it will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his
+belly; but the twelfth part of a half-penny will do him no more
+service than if I should give him three pins out of my sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>In short those half-pence are like the accursed thing, which, as the
+Scripture tells us, the children of Israel were forbidden to touch;
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a
+bull of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector
+first into his own brazen bull to make the experiment; this very much
+resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and the like of this may possibly
+be Mr. Wood's fate,<a name='Page_64'></a> that the brass he contrived to torment this
+kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.</p>
+
+<p><i>N.B.</i>&mdash;The author of this paper is inform'd by persons who have made
+it their business to be exact in their observations on the true value
+of these half-pence, that any person may expect to get a quart of
+twopenny ale for thirty-six of them.</p>
+
+<p>I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have further notice of Mr. Wood's
+half-pence or any other the like imposture.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<h3>A LETTER TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER, UPON OCCASION OF A PARAGRAPH IN
+HIS NEWS-PAPER OF AUGUST 1, 1724, RELATING TO MR. WOOD'S HALF-PENCE.</h3>
+
+<p>In your news-letter of the first instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th, relating to Wood's half-pence; whereby it is
+plain, what I foretold in my letter to the shop-keepers, etc., that
+this vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our
+ruin approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires new and
+fresh warning; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great
+measure, an<a name='Page_65'></a> imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I
+am informed that Wood is generally his own news-writer. I cannot but
+observe from that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not
+satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every occasion to treat
+this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents several of our
+merchants and traders upon examination before a committee of a
+council, agreeing that there was the utmost necessity of copper-money
+here, before his patent, so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a
+pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and
+seal to his own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings,
+than Wood's brass seven times below the real value, can be to the
+kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand pounds?</p>
+
+<p>But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this
+report of the utmost necessity we are under of copper money? They are
+only a few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from
+whom they are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at
+half value, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public and their
+own private advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon<a name='Page_66'></a> whose
+integrity the fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in
+their own cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?</p>
+
+<p>If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did (and why we have not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine), ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of half-pence we then had, would have been sufficient: but Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old half-pence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would
+be, to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But
+supposing there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I
+will maintain that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum
+fully sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shop-keeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much
+lessened our numbers)<a name='Page_67'></a> the souls in this kingdom are computed to be
+one million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds,
+whereas this honest liberal hard-ware-man Wood, would impose upon us
+above four times that sum.</p>
+
+<p>Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an
+assay taken at the Tower, of Wood's metal, by which it appears that
+Wood had in all respects performed his contract. His contract! With
+whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to
+be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry,
+goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.</p>
+
+<p>But your news-letter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two half-pence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or
+shall coin for the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often
+sends to my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if
+he likes it he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole
+piece, and probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an
+hundred sheep, and the<a name='Page_68'></a> grazier should bring me one single weather fat
+and well fleeced by way of pattern, and expect the same price round
+for the whole hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was
+paid, or giving me good security to restore my money for those that
+were lean or shorn or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have
+heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried
+a piece of brick in his pocket, which he showed as a pattern to
+encourage purchasers: and this is directly the case in point with Mr.
+Wood's assay.</p>
+
+<p>The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for preventing any future objections or apprehensions.</p>
+
+<p>His first proposal is, that whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the exigences of
+trade require it, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.</p>
+
+<p>To which if I were to answer it should be thus: Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom; let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or
+the dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they
+please from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to
+know how he and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ
+themselves.<a name='Page_69'></a> But I hope and trust that we are all to a man fully
+determined to have nothing to do with him or his ware.</p>
+
+<p>The king has given him a patent to coin half-pence, but hath not
+obliged us to take them, and I have already shown in my Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.</p>
+
+<p>Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds unless
+the exigences of trade require it: First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be
+sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old
+half-pence left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of
+trade require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this
+poor kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should
+succeed, we were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he
+will judge of our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at
+an end till he and his accomplices will think they have enough: and it
+now appears that he will not be content with all our gold and silver,
+but intends to buy up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_70'></a>I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his half-pence or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that, by his own
+first computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was
+intrinsically worth but one, although it had been of the true weight
+and standard for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is
+so great a difference both in weight and badness in several of his
+coins that some of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic
+value, and most of them six or seven.</p>
+
+<p>His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to
+be very particularly consider'd, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold
+and silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and
+that no person be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+at one payment.</p>
+
+<p>First, observe this little impudent hard-ware-man turning into
+ridicule the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself
+as the cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no king of England
+ever attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to<a name='Page_71'></a> take his
+brass coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an
+example in history of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in
+daily dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the
+head of twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a
+tyrannical prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt
+administration, but by one single, diminutive, insignificant,
+mechanic.</p>
+
+<p>But to go on. To remove our direful apprehensions that he will drain
+us of our gold and silver by his coinage, this little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to take our manufactures in
+exchange. Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion?
+Is not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project
+will put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal
+to nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain, or
+any other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us
+only upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times
+higher than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance,
+that we will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not
+worth sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many
+shillings in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a
+compound of impudence, villainy and folly.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_72'></a>His proposals conclude with perfect high-treason. He promises, that
+no person shall be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+of his coin in one payment: by which it is plain that he pretends to
+oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.</p>
+
+<p>Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+five-pence half-penny of his brass in every payment. And I will shoot
+Mr. Wood and his deputies through the head, like highway-men or
+house-breakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon
+me in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to
+submit to the lion; but who, with the figure of a man can think with
+patience of being devoured alive by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the
+people of Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax,
+I say, not only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures,
+the hire of handicraftsmen, labourers and servants. Shop-keepers, look
+to yourselves. Wood will oblige and force you to take five-pence
+half-penny of his trash in every payment, and<a name='Page_73'></a> many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty, payments in one day, or else you can hardly
+find bread: and pray consider how much that will amount to in a year;
+twenty times five-pence half-penny is nine shillings and two-pence,
+which is above an hundred and sixty pounds a year, whereof you will be
+losers of at least one hundred and forty pounds by taking your
+payments in his money. If any of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood
+on such conditions they may. But for my own particular, let his money
+perish with him. If the famous Mr. Hampden rather chose to go to
+prison than pay a few shillings to King Charles I. without authority
+of Parliament, I will rather choose to be hanged than have all my
+substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the pound, at the arbitrary
+will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.</p>
+
+<p>The paragraph concludes thus. <i>N.B.</i> (that is to say <i>nota bene</i>, or
+mark well) No evidence appeared from Ireland or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant.</p>
+
+<p>The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy Council, addressed his majesty against
+these half-pence. What could be done more to express the universal
+sense and opinion<a name='Page_74'></a> of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the
+kingdom were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to
+reject it? Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole
+Privy Council go over to argue pro and con with Mr. Wood? To what end
+did the king give his patent for coining of half-pence in Ireland? Was
+it not, because it was represented to his sacred majesty, that such a
+coinage would be of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all
+his subjects here? It is to the patentee's peril if his representation
+be false, and the execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt.
+Is he so wicked and foolish to think that his patent was given him to
+ruin a million and a half of people, that he might be a gainer of
+three or fourscore thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the
+charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up so much filthy
+dross, and stamping it with his majesty's image and superscription,
+should he not first in common sense, in common equity, and common
+manners, have consulted the principal party concerned; that is to say,
+the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy
+Council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin, we should be ashamed to tell
+him, it was C&aelig;sar's. In that great want of copper half-pence, which
+he alleges we were, our city set up our C&aelig;sar's statue in excellent
+copper, at an expence<a name='Page_75'></a> that is equal in value to thirty thousand
+pounds of his coin; and we will not receive his image in worse metal.</p>
+
+<p>I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this
+subject. It is true say they, we are all undone if Wood's half-pence
+must pass; but what shall we do, if his majesty puts out a
+proclamation commanding us to take them? This has been often dinned in
+my ears. But I desire my countrymen to be assured that there is
+nothing in it. The king never issues out a proclamation but to enjoin
+what the law permits him. He will not issue out a proclamation against
+law, or if such a thing should happen by a mistake, we are no more
+obliged to obey it than to run our heads into the fire. Besides, his
+majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does not
+offer to command us in the patent itself. There he leaves it to our
+discretion, so that our destruction must be entirely owing to
+ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a proclamation, which
+will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon this occasion, will
+be of no force. The king's revenues here are near four hundred
+thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will advise him to
+take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to fifty
+thousand pounds? England gets a million sterl. by this nation, which,
+if this project goes on, will be almost reduc'd to nothing: and do you
+think those who live in England upon Irish estates<a name='Page_76'></a> will be content to
+take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's dross?</p>
+
+<p>If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it
+begins to flag, he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we
+shall be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance,
+or fear, or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be
+forced to yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to
+keep up your spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a
+precipice under you, and that if you go forwards you will certainly
+break your necks&mdash;if I point to it before your eyes, must I be at the
+trouble of repeating it every morning? Are our people's hearts waxed
+gross? Are their ears dull of hearing, and have they closed their
+eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us, who, for ten or
+twenty pounds' gain, would sell their souls and their country, though
+at last it would end in their own ruin as well as ours. Be not like
+the deaf adder, who refuses to hear the voice of the charmer, charm he
+never so wisely.</p>
+
+<p>Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is
+common to the public; I can live better than many others, I have some
+gold and silver by me, and a shop well furnished,<a name='Page_77'></a> and shall be able
+to make a shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved
+to see the coldness and indifference of many people with whom I
+discourse. Some are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their
+shoulders, and cry, what would you have us to do? Some give out, there
+is no danger at all. Others are comforted that it will be a common
+calamity and they shall fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a
+man, who hears midnight-robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise
+his family for a common defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a
+lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes at the head of his confederates to rob
+them of all they have, to ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an
+high-way-man meets you on the road, you give him your money to save
+your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your
+heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side. When he or
+his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying No, and you are
+safe. If a madman should come to my shop with a handful of dirt raked
+out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him, or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him
+out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand any gold or silver,
+or commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange
+for his trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_78'></a>When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these half-pence in payment. Let their
+names and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one
+may be aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates
+with Mr. Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the
+first honest discoverer give the word about, that Wood's half-pence
+have been offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive
+them.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempt to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:</p>
+
+<p><i>Whereas one William Wood, hard-ware-man, now or lately sojourning in
+the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds in copper
+half-pence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than
+our occasions require: And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood
+hath coined his half-pence of such base metal and false weight, that
+they are, at least, six parts in seven below the real value: And
+whereas we have reason to apprehend that the said Wood may, at any
+time hereafter, clandestinely<a name='Page_79'></a> coin as many more half-pence as he
+pleases: And whereas the said patent neither doth nor can oblige his
+majesty's subjects to receive the said half-pence in any payment, but
+leaves it to their voluntary choice, because, by law the subject
+cannot be obliged to take any money except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the
+said Wood hath declared that every person shall be obliged to take
+five-pence half-penny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the
+House of Commons and Privy Council have severally addressed his most
+sacred majesty representing the ill consequences which the said
+coinage may have upon this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is
+universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man (except Mr. Wood
+and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions of the ruinous
+consequences that must follow from the said coinage. Therefore we,
+whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable estates in
+this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve and declare
+that we will never receive one farthing or half-penny of the said
+Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse the
+said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read
+to them by our stewards, receivers, etc.</i></p>
+
+<p>I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be<a name='Page_80'></a> drawn up, and
+signed by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom,
+and printed copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am
+deceived, if anything could sooner defeat this execrable design of
+Wood and his accomplices. This would immediately give the alarm, and
+set the kingdom on their guard. This would give courage to the meanest
+tenant and cottager. <i>How long, O Lord, righteous and true</i>, etc.</p>
+
+<p>I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to
+blame. Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc., and you had none to sell them. Pray
+keep yourself provided with that letter and with this; you have got
+very well by the former, but I did not then write for your sake, any
+more than I do now. Pray advertise both in every news-paper, and let
+it not be your fault or mine if our countrymen will not take warning.
+I desire you likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.&mdash;I am your
+Servant, M.B.</p>
+
+<p><i>Aug. 4, 1724.</i></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_81'></a>IV.&mdash;'SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>I have found the selection of a suitable sample of Burke to be my
+most difficult task in this volume. All his writings, as I have
+pointed out in the general introduction, are, after a sort, pamphlets;
+and this of itself was an embarrassment. It was partly complicated and
+partly lessened by the fact that the form of his speeches naturally
+excluded them. Many of his other works&mdash;notably the </i>Thoughts on the
+Present Discontents<i>, the immortal </i>Reflections on the French
+Revolution<i>, and the </i>Appeal from the New Whigs to the Old<i>&mdash;were much
+too long for a scheme in which I have made it a rule to give in each
+case entire works or divisions of works. I at last reduced the
+suitable candidates to three&mdash;the </i>Letter to Sir Hercules Langrishe<i>,
+that </i>To a Noble Lord<i>, and the present number of the </i>Letters on a
+Regicide Peace<i>. The first<a name='Page_82'></a> went as being to some extent identical in
+subject with the examples of another writer, Sydney Smith, which I had
+already resolved on giving; the second as being too much in the nature
+of a personal apologia. With the third, which I looked on at first
+with least favour, I have become increasingly well satisfied. It has
+not the gorgeous rhetoric of </i>The Letter to a Noble Lord<i>, the
+</i>Reflections<i>, and others. It has nothing so lively as the contrast
+between France and Algiers in its immediate predecessor. It may even
+seem, to those who have accustomed themselves to think of Burke wholly
+or mainly as a gorgeous rhetorician, rather tame as a whole. But if it
+does not soar, it never droops; it is admirably proportioned,
+admirably written, and admirably argued throughout, and it shows great
+knowledge and mastery of foreign politics&mdash;the point in which English
+statesmen have always been weakest. I may add that it seems to me a
+triumphant refutation of the charge&mdash;constantly brought against Burke
+not merely by extreme democrats, but by the usual advocate of the
+</i>juste milieu<i>,&mdash;that in his later years, and especially in these very
+Letters, he became a mere raving Gallophobe, with no sense of
+proportion or circumstance. For my part, I have read scores, probably
+hundreds, of books&mdash;English, French, and German&mdash;on the French
+Revolution; I have never read one that made Burke obsolete. Let it
+only be added that the author, who was born in 1730, was very near the
+end of his career&mdash;he died next year&mdash;when<a name='Page_83'></a> he wrote these letters,
+and that the peace proposals which he deprecated, and which he did not
+a little to avert, were dictated on the one side by the sobering down
+of the first Revolutionary fervour under the Directory; on the other
+by the persistent ill-success of the Allies, and the conflicts of
+interest and principle which had arisen among them.</i>)</p>
+
+<p>My dear Sir&mdash;I closed my first letter with serious matter, and I hope
+it has employed your thoughts. The system of peace must have a
+reference to the system of the war. On that ground, I must therefore
+again recall your mind to our original opinions, which time and events
+have not taught me to vary.</p>
+
+<p>My ideas and my principles led me, in this contest, to encounter
+France, not as a state, but as a faction. The vast territorial extent
+of that country, its immense population, its riches of production, its
+riches of commerce and convention&mdash;the whole aggregate mass of what,
+in ordinary cases, constitutes the force of a state, to me were but
+objects of secondary consideration. They might be balanced; and they
+have been often more than balanced. Great as these things are, they
+are not what make the faction formidable. It is the faction that makes
+them truly dreadful. That faction is the evil spirit that possesses
+the body of France; that informs it as a soul; that stamps upon<a name='Page_84'></a> its
+ambition, and upon all its pursuits, a characteristic mark, which
+strongly distinguishes them from the same general passions, and the
+same general views, in other men and in other communities. It is that
+spirit which inspires into them a new, a pernicious, a desolating
+activity. Constituted as France was ten years ago, it was not in that
+France to shake, to shatter, and to overwhelm Europe in the manner
+that we behold. A sure destruction impends over those infatuated
+princes, who, in the conflict with this new and unheard-of power,
+proceed as if they were engaged in a war that bore a resemblance to
+their former contests; or that they can make peace in the spirit of
+their former arrangements of pacification. Here the beaten path is the
+very reverse of the safe road.</p>
+
+<p>As to me, I was always steadily of opinion, that this disorder was not
+in its nature intermittent. I conceived that the contest, once begun,
+could not be laid down again, to be resumed at our discretion; but
+that our first struggle with this evil would also be our last. I never
+thought we could make peace with the system; because it was not for
+the sake of an object we pursued in rivalry with each other, but with
+the system itself, that we were at war. As I understood the matter, we
+were at war not with its conduct, but with its existence; convinced
+that its existence and its hostility were the same.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_85'></a>The faction is not local or territorial. It is a general evil. Where
+it least appears in action, it is still full of life. In its sleep it
+recruits its strength, and prepares its exertion. Its spirit lies deep
+in the corruption of our common nature. The social order which
+restrains it, feeds it. It exists in every country in Europe; and
+among all orders of men in every country, who look up to France as to
+a common head. The centre is there. The circumference is the world of
+Europe wherever the race of Europe may be settled. Everywhere else the
+faction is militant; in France it is triumphant. In France it is the
+bank of deposit, and the bank of circulation, of all the pernicious
+principles that are forming in every state. It will be folly scarcely
+deserving of pity, and too mischievous for contempt, to think of
+restraining it in any other country whilst it is predominant there.
+War, instead of being the cause of its force, has suspended its
+operation. It has given a reprieve, at least, to the Christian world.</p>
+
+<p>The true nature of a Jacobin war, in the beginning, was, by most of
+the Christian powers, felt, acknowledged, and even in the most precise
+manner declared. In the joint manifesto, published by the emperor and
+the king of Prussia, on the 4th of August, 1792, it is expressed in
+the clearest terms, and on principles which could not fail, if they
+had adhered to them, of classing those monarchs with the first
+benefactors of<a name='Page_86'></a> mankind. This manifesto was published, as they
+themselves express it, 'to lay open to the present generation, as well
+as to posterity, their motives, their intentions, and the
+<i>disinterestedness</i> of their personal views; taking up arms for the
+purpose of preserving social and political order amongst all civilised
+nations, and to secure to <i>each</i> state its religion, happiness,
+independence, territories, and real constitution.'&mdash;'On this ground,
+they hoped that all empires and all states would be unanimous; and
+becoming the firm guardians of the happiness of mankind, that they
+could not fail to unite their efforts to rescue a numerous nation from
+its own fury, to preserve Europe from the return of barbarism, and the
+universe from the subversion and anarchy with which it was
+threatened.' The whole of that noble performance ought to be read at
+the first meeting of any congress which may assemble for the purpose
+of pacification. In that piece 'these powers expressly renounce all
+views of personal aggrandisement,' and confine themselves to objects
+worthy of so generous, so heroic, and so perfectly wise and politic an
+enterprise. It was to the principles of this confederation, and to no
+other, that we wished our sovereign and our country to accede, as a
+part of the commonwealth of Europe. To these principles with some
+trifling exceptions and limitations they did fully accede. And all our
+friends who took office acceded to the ministry (whether wisely or
+not), as I always<a name='Page_87'></a> understood the matter, on the faith and on the
+principles of that declaration.</p>
+
+<p>As long as these powers flattered themselves that the menace of force
+would produce the effect of force, they acted on those declarations:
+but when their menaces failed of success, their efforts took a new
+direction. It did not appear to them that virtue and heroism ought to
+be purchased by millions of rix-dollars. It is a dreadful truth, but
+it is a truth that cannot be concealed; in ability, in dexterity, in
+the distinctness of their views, the Jacobins are our superiors. They
+saw the thing right from the very beginning. Whatever were the first
+motives to the war among politicians, they saw that in its spirit, and
+for its objects, it was a <i>civil war</i>; and as such they pursued it. It
+is a war between the partisans of the ancient, civil, moral, and
+political order of Europe, against a sect of fanatical and ambitious
+atheists which means to change them all. It is not France extending a
+foreign empire over other nations; it is a sect aiming at universal
+empire, and beginning with the conquest of France. The leaders of that
+sect secured the <i>centre of Europe</i>; and that secured, they knew, that
+whatever might be the event of battles and sieges, their <i>cause</i> was
+victorious. Whether its territory had a little more or a little less
+peeled from its surface, or whether an island or two was detached from
+its commerce, to them was of little moment.<a name='Page_88'></a> The conquest of France
+was a glorious acquisition. That once well laid as a basis of empire,
+opportunities never could be wanting to regain or to replace what had
+been lost, and dreadfully to avenge themselves on the faction of their
+adversaries.</p>
+
+<p>They saw it was a <i>civil war</i>. It was their business to persuade their
+adversaries that it ought to be a <i>foreign</i> war. The Jacobins
+everywhere set up a cry against the new crusade; and they intrigued
+with effect in the cabinet, in the field, and in every private society
+in Europe. Their task was not difficult. The condition of princes, and
+sometimes of first ministers too, is to be pitied. The creatures of
+the desk, and the creatures of favour, had no relish for the
+principles of the manifestoes. They promised no governments, no
+regiments, no revenues from whence emoluments might arise by
+perquisite or by grant. In truth, the tribe of vulgar politicians are
+the lowest of our species. There is no trade so vile and mechanical as
+government in their hands. Virtue is not their habit. They are out of
+themselves in any course of conduct recommended only by conscience and
+glory. A large, liberal, and prospective view of the interests of
+states passes with them for romance; and the principles that recommend
+it, for the wanderings of a disordered imagination. The calculators
+compute them out of their senses. The jesters and buffoons shame them
+out of everything grand and elevated.<a name='Page_89'></a> Littleness in object and in
+means, to them appears soundness and sobriety. They think there is
+nothing worth pursuit but that which they can handle; which they can
+measure with a two-foot rule; which they can tell upon ten fingers.</p>
+
+<p>Without the principles of the Jacobins, perhaps without any principles
+at all, they played the game of that faction. There was a beaten road
+before them. The powers of Europe were armed; France had always
+appeared dangerous; the war was easily diverted from France as a
+faction, to France as a state. The princes were easily taught to slide
+back into their old, habitual course of politics. They were easily led
+to consider the flames that were consuming France, not as a warning to
+protect their own buildings (which were without any party wall, and
+linked by a contignation into the edifice of France,) but as a happy
+occasion for pillaging the goods, and for carrying off the materials,
+of their neighbour's house. Their provident fears were changed into
+avaricious hopes. They carried on their new designs without seeming to
+abandon the principles of their old policy. They pretended to seek, or
+they flattered themselves that they sought, in the accession of new
+fortresses, and new territories, a <i>defensive</i> security. But the
+security wanted was against a kind of power which was not so truly
+dangerous in its fortresses nor in its territories, as in its spirit
+and its principles. The<a name='Page_90'></a> aimed, or pretended to aim, at <i>defending</i>
+themselves against a danger from which there can be no security in any
+<i>defensive</i> plan. If armies and fortresses were a defence against
+Jacobinism, Louis the Sixteenth would this day reign a powerful
+monarch over a happy people.</p>
+
+<p>This error obliged them, even in their offensive operations, to adopt
+a plan of war, against the success of which there was something little
+short of mathematical demonstration. They refused to take any step
+which might strike at the heart of affairs. They seemed unwilling to
+wound the enemy in any vital part. They acted through the whole, as if
+they really wished the conservation of the Jacobin power, as what
+might be more favourable than the lawful government to the attainment
+of the petty objects they looked for. They always kept on the
+circumference; and the wider and remoter the circle was, the more
+eagerly they chose it as their sphere of action in this centrifugal
+war. The plan they pursued, in its nature demanded great length of
+time. In its execution, they, who went the nearest way to work, were
+obliged to cover an incredible extent of country. It left to the enemy
+every means of destroying this extended line of weakness. Ill success
+in any part was sure to defeat the effect of the whole. This is true
+of Austria. It is still more true of England. On this false plan, even
+good fortune, by further<a name='Page_91'></a> weakening the victor, put him but the
+further off from his object.</p>
+
+<p>As long as there was any appearance of success, the spirit of
+aggrandisement, and consequently the spirit of mutual jealousy, seized
+upon all the coalesced powers. Some sought an accession of territory
+at the expense of France, some at the expense of each other, some at
+the expense of third parties; and when the vicissitude of disaster
+took its turn, they found common distress a treacherous bond of faith
+and friendship.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest skill conducting the greatest military apparatus has been
+employed; but it has been worse than uselessly employed, through the
+false policy of the war. The operations of the field suffered by the
+errors of the cabinet. If the same spirit continues when peace is
+made, the peace will fix and perpetuate all the errors of the war;
+because it will be made upon the same false principle. What has been
+lost in the field, in the field may be regained. An arrangement of
+peace in its nature is a permanent settlement; it is the effect of
+counsel and deliberation, and not of fortuitous events. If built upon
+a basis fundamentally erroneous, it can only be retrieved by some of
+those unforeseen dispensations, which the all-wise but mysterious
+Governor of the world sometimes interposes, to snatch nations from
+ruin. It would not be pious error, but mad and impious<a name='Page_92'></a> presumption,
+for any one to trust in an unknown order of dispensations, in defiance
+of the rules of prudence, which are formed upon the known march of the
+ordinary providence of God.</p>
+
+<p>It was not of that sort of war that I was amongst the least
+considerable, but amongst the most zealous advisers; and it is not by
+the sort of peace now talked of, that I wish it concluded. It would
+answer no great purpose to enter into the particular errors of the
+war. The whole has been but one error. It was but nominally a war of
+alliance. As the combined powers pursued it there was nothing to hold
+an alliance together. There could be no tie of <i>honour</i>, in a society
+for pillage. There could be no tie of a common <i>interest</i> where the
+object did not offer such a division amongst the parties as could well
+give them a warm concern in the gains of each other, or could indeed
+form such a body of equivalents, as might make one of them willing to
+abandon a separate object of his ambition for the gratification of any
+other member of the alliance. The partition of Poland offered an
+object of spoil in which the parties <i>might</i> agree. They were
+circumjacent, and each might take a portion convenient to his own
+territory. They might dispute about the value of their several shares,
+but the contiguity to each of the demandants always furnished the
+means of an adjustment. Though hereafter the world will have cause to
+rue this iniquitous<a name='Page_93'></a> measure, and they most who were the most
+concerned in it, for the moment there was wherewithal in the object to
+preserve peace amongst confederates in wrong. But the spoil of France
+did not afford the same facilities for accommodation. What might
+satisfy the house of Austria in a Flemish frontier, afforded no
+equivalent to tempt the cupidity of the king of Prussia. What might be
+desired by Great Britain in the West Indies, must be coldly and
+remotely, if at all, felt as an interest at Vienna; and it would be
+felt as something worse than a negative interest at Madrid. Austria,
+long possessed with unwise and dangerous designs on Italy, could not
+be very much in earnest about the conservation of the old patrimony of
+the house of Savoy; and Sardinia, who owed to an Italian force all her
+means of shutting out France from Italy, of which she has been
+supposed to hold the key, would not purchase the means of strength
+upon one side by yielding it on the other. She would not readily give
+the possession of Novara for the hope of Savoy. No continental power
+was willing to lose any of its continental objects for the increase of
+the naval power of Great Britain; and Great Britain would not give up
+any of the objects she sought for as the means of an increase to her
+naval power, to further their aggrandisement.</p>
+
+<p>The moment this war came to be considered as a war merely of profit,
+the actual circumstances are<a name='Page_94'></a> such that it never could become really a
+war of alliance. Nor can the peace be a peace of alliance, until
+things are put upon their right bottom.</p>
+
+<p>I do not find it denied that when a treaty is entered into for peace,
+a demand will be made on the regicides to surrender a great part of
+their conquests on the continent. Will they, in the present state of
+the war, make that surrender without an equivalent? This continental
+cession must of course be made in favour of that party in the alliance
+that has suffered losses. That party has nothing to furnish towards an
+equivalent. What equivalent, for instance, has Holland to offer, who
+has lost her all? What equivalent can come from the Emperor, every
+part of whose territories contiguous to France is already within the
+pale of the regicide dominions? What equivalent has Sardinia to offer
+for Savoy and for Nice, I may say for her whole being? What has she
+taken from the faction of France? she has lost very near her all; and
+she has gained nothing. What equivalent has Spain to give? Alas! she
+has already paid for her own ransom the fund of equivalent, and a
+dreadful equivalent it is, to England and to herself. But I put Spain
+out of the question; she is a province of the Jacobin empire, and she
+must make peace or war according to the orders she receives from the
+directory of assassins. In effect and substance, her crown is a fief
+of regicide.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_95'></a>Whence then can the compensation be demanded? Undoubtedly from that
+power which alone has made some conquests. That power is England. Will
+the allies then give away their ancient patrimony, that England may
+keep islands in the West Indies? They never can protract the war in
+good earnest for that object; nor can they act in concert with us, in
+our refusal to grant anything towards their redemption. In that case
+we are thus situated. Either we must give Europe, bound hand and foot,
+to France; or we must quit the West Indies without any one object,
+great or small, towards indemnity and security. I repeat it, without
+any advantage whatever: because, supposing that our conquest could
+comprise all that France ever possessed in the tropical America, it
+never can amount in any fair estimation to a fair equivalent for
+Holland, for the Austrian Netherlands, for the lower Germany, that is,
+for the whole ancient kingdom or circle of Burgundy, now under the
+yoke of regicide, to say nothing of almost all Italy under the same
+barbarous domination. If we treat in the present situation of things,
+we have nothing in our hands that can redeem Europe. Nor is the
+Emperor, as I have observed, more rich in the fund of equivalents.</p>
+
+<p>If we look to our stock in the eastern world, our most valuable and
+systematic acquisitions are made in that quarter. Is it from France
+they are made? France has but one or two contemptible factories,<a name='Page_96'></a>
+subsisting by the offal of the private fortunes of English individuals
+to support them, in any part of India. I look on the taking of the
+Cape of Good Hope as the securing of a post of great moment. It does
+honour to those who planned, and to those who executed, that
+enterprise: but I speak of it always as comparatively good; as good as
+anything can be in a scheme of war that repels us from a centre, and
+employs all our forces where nothing can be finally decisive. But
+giving, as I freely give, every possible credit to these eastern
+conquests, I ask one question,&mdash;on whom are they made? It is evident,
+that if we can keep our eastern conquests we keep them not at the
+expense of France, but at the expense of Holland our <i>ally</i>; of
+Holland, the immediate cause of the war, the nation whom we had
+undertaken to protect, and not of the republic which it was our
+business to destroy. If we return the African and the Asiatic
+conquests, we put them into the hands of a nominal state (to that
+Holland is reduced) unable to retain them; and which will virtually
+leave them under the direction of France. If we withhold them, Holland
+declines still more as a state. She loses so much carrying trade, and
+that means of keeping up the small degree of naval power she holds;
+for which policy alone, and not for any commercial gain, she maintains
+the Cape, or any settlement beyond it. In that case, resentment,
+faction, and even necessity, will<a name='Page_97'></a> throw her more and more into the
+power of the new, mischievous republic. But on the probable state of
+Holland I shall say more, when in this correspondence I come to talk
+over with you the state in which any sort of Jacobin peace will leave
+all Europe.</p>
+
+<p>So far as to the East Indies.</p>
+
+<p>As to the West Indies, indeed as to either, if we look for matter of
+exchange in order to ransom Europe, it is easy to show that we have
+taken a terribly roundabout road. I cannot conceive, even if, for the
+sake of holding conquests there, we should refuse to redeem Holland,
+and the Austrian Netherlands, and the hither Germany, that Spain,
+merely as she is Spain, (and forgetting that the regicide ambassador
+governs at Madrid,) will see, with perfect satisfaction, Great Britain
+sole mistress of the isles. In truth it appears to me, that, when we
+come to balance our account, we shall find in the proposed peace only
+the pure, simple, and unendowed charms of Jacobin amity. We shall have
+the satisfaction of knowing, that no blood or treasure has been spared
+by the allies for support of the regicide system. We shall reflect at
+leisure on one great truth, that it was ten times more easy totally to
+destroy the system itself, than, when established, it would be to
+reduce its power; and that this republic, most formidable abroad, was
+of all things the weakest at home; that her frontier was terrible, her
+interior feeble; that it<a name='Page_98'></a> was matter of choice to attack her where she
+is invincible, and to spare her where she was ready to dissolve by her
+own internal disorders. We shall reflect, that our plan was good
+neither for offence nor defence.</p>
+
+<p>It would not be at all difficult to prove, that an army of a hundred
+thousand men, horse, foot, and artillery, might have been employed
+against the enemy on the very soil which he has usurped, at a far less
+expense than has been squandered away upon tropical adventures. In
+these adventures it was not an enemy we had to vanquish, but a
+cemetery to conquer. In carrying on the war in the West Indies, the
+hostile sword is merciful; the country in which we engage is the
+dreadful enemy. There the European conqueror finds a cruel defeat in
+the very fruits of his success. Every advantage is but a new demand on
+England for recruits to the West Indian grave. In a West India war,
+the regicides have, for their troops, a race of fierce barbarians, to
+whom the poisoned air, in which our youth inhale certain death, is
+salubrity and life. To them the climate is the surest and most
+faithful of allies.</p>
+
+<p>Had we carried on the war on the side of France which looks towards
+the Channel or the Atlantic, we should have attacked our enemy on his
+weak and unarmed side. We should not have to reckon on the loss of a
+man who did not fall in battle. We<a name='Page_99'></a> should have an ally in the heart
+of the country, who, to our hundred thousand, would at one time have
+added eighty thousand men at the least, and all animated by principle,
+by enthusiasm, and by vengeance; motives which secured them to the
+cause in a very different manner from some of those allies whom we
+subsidised with millions. This ally, (or rather this principal in the
+war,) by the confession of the regicide himself, was more formidable
+to him than all his other foes united. Warring there, we should have
+led our arms to the capital of Wrong. Defeated, we could not fail
+(proper precautions taken) of a sure retreat. Stationary, and only
+supporting the royalists, an impenetrable barrier, an impregnable
+rampart, would have been formed between the enemy and his naval power.
+We are probably the only nation who have declined to act against an
+enemy, when it might have been done in his own country; and who having
+an armed, a powerful, and a long-victorious ally in that country,
+declined all effectual co-operation, and suffered him to perish for
+want of support. On the plan of a war in France, every advantage that
+our allies might obtain would be doubled in its effect. Disasters on
+the one side might have a fair chance of being compensated by
+victories on the other. Had we brought the main of our force to bear
+upon that quarter, all the operations of the British and Imperial
+crowns would have been combined. The war would<a name='Page_100'></a> have had system,
+correspondence, and a certain direction. But as the war has been
+pursued, the operations of the two crowns have not the smallest degree
+of mutual bearing or relation.</p>
+
+<p>Had acquisitions in the West Indies been our object, on success in
+France, everything reasonable in those remote parts might be demanded
+with decorum, and justice, and a sure effect. Well might we call for a
+recompence in America, for those services to which Europe owed its
+safety. Having abandoned this obvious policy connected with principle,
+we have seen the regicide power taking the reverse course, and making
+real conquests in the West Indies, to which all our dear-bought
+advantages (if we could hold them) are mean and contemptible. The
+noblest island within the tropics, worth all that we possess put
+together, is, by the vassal Spaniard, delivered into her hands. The
+island of Hispaniola (of which we have but one poor corner, by a
+slippery hold) is perhaps equal to England in extent, and in fertility
+is far superior. The part possessed by Spain, of that great island,
+made for the seat and centre of a tropical empire, was not improved,
+to be sure, as the French division had been, before it was
+systematically destroyed by the cannibal republic; but it is not only
+the far larger, but the far more salubrious and more fertile part.</p>
+
+<p>It was delivered into the hands of the barbarians<a name='Page_101'></a> without, as I can
+find, any public reclamation on our part, not only in contravention to
+one of the fundamental treaties that compose the public law of Europe,
+but in defiance of the fundamental colonial policy of Spain herself.
+This part of the treaty of Utrecht was made for great general ends
+unquestionably; but whilst it provided for those general ends, it was
+in affirmance of that particular policy. It was not to injure, but to
+save Spain by making a settlement of her estate, which prohibited her
+to alienate to France. It is her policy not to see the balance of West
+Indian power overturned by France or by Great Britain. Whilst the
+monarchies subsisted, this unprincipled cession was what the influence
+of the elder branch of the house of Bourbon never dared to attempt on
+the younger: but cannibal terror has been more powerful than family
+influence. The Bourbon monarchy of Spain is united to the republic of
+France, by what may be truly called the ties of blood.</p>
+
+<p>By this measure the balance of power in the West Indies is totally
+destroyed. It has followed the balance of power in Europe. It is not
+alone what shall be left nominally to the assassins that is theirs.
+Theirs is the whole empire of Spain in America. That stroke finishes
+all. I should be glad to see our suppliant negotiator in the act of
+putting his feather to the ear of the directory, to make it unclinch
+the fist; and, by his tickling, to charm that rich prize out<a name='Page_102'></a> of the
+iron gripe of robbery and ambition! It does not require much sagacity
+to discern that no power wholly baffled and defeated in Europe can
+flatter itself with conquests in the West Indies. In that state of
+things it can neither keep nor hold. No! It cannot even long make war
+if the grand bank and deposit of its force is at all in the West
+Indies. But here a scene opens to my view too important to pass by,
+perhaps too critical to touch. Is it possible that it should not
+present itself in all its relations to a mind habituated to consider
+either war or peace on a large scale, or as one whole?</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately other ideas have prevailed. A remote, an expensive, a
+murderous, and, in the end, an unproductive adventure, carried on upon
+ideas of mercantile knight-errantry, without any of the generous
+wildness of Quixotism, is considered as sound, solid sense; and a war
+in a wholesome climate, a war at our door, a war directly on the
+enemy, a war in the heart of his country, a war in concert with an
+internal ally, and in combination with the external, is regarded as
+folly and romance.</p>
+
+<p>My dear friend, I hold it impossible that these considerations should
+have escaped the statesmen on both sides of the water, and on both
+sides of the House of Commons. How a question of peace can be
+discussed without having them in view, I cannot imagine. If you or
+others see a way out of these<a name='Page_103'></a> difficulties I am happy. I see, indeed,
+a fund from whence equivalents will be proposed. I see it. But I
+cannot just now touch it. It is a question of high moment. It opens
+another Iliad of woes to Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the time proposed for making a <i>common political peace</i>, to
+which no one circumstance is propitious. As to the grand principle of
+the peace, it is left, as if by common consent, wholly out of the
+question.</p>
+
+<p>Viewing things in this light, I have frequently sunk into a degree of
+despondency and dejection hardly to be described; yet out of the
+profoundest depths of this despair, an impulse, which I have in vain
+endeavoured to resist, has urged me to raise one feeble cry against
+this unfortunate coalition which is formed at home, in order to make a
+coalition with France, subversive of the whole ancient order of the
+world. No disaster of war, no calamity of season, could ever strike me
+with half the horror which I felt from what is introduced to us by
+this junction of parties, under the soothing name of peace. We are apt
+to speak of a low and pusillanimous spirit as the ordinary cause by
+which dubious wars terminated in humiliating treaties. It is here the
+direct contrary. I am perfectly astonished at the boldness of
+character, at the intrepidity of mind, the firmness of nerve, in those
+who are able with deliberation to face the perils of Jacobin
+fraternity.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_104'></a>This fraternity is indeed so terrible in its nature, and in its
+manifest consequences, that there is no way of quieting our
+apprehensions about it, but by totally putting it out of sight, by
+substituting for it, through a sort of periphrasis, something of an
+ambiguous quality, and describing such a connexion under the terms of
+'<i>the usual relations of peace and amity</i>.' By this means the proposed
+fraternity is hustled in the crowd of those treaties, which imply no
+change in the public law of Europe, and which do not upon system
+affect the interior condition of nations. It is confounded with those
+conventions in which matters of dispute among sovereign powers are
+compromised, by the taking off a duty more or less, by the surrender
+of a frontier town, or a disputed district, on the one side or the
+other; by pactions in which the pretensions of families are settled,
+(as by a conveyancer, making family substitutions and successions,)
+without any alterations in the laws, manners, religion, privileges,
+and customs, of the cities, or territories, which are the subject of
+such arrangements.</p>
+
+<p>All this body of old conventions, composing the vast and voluminous
+collection called the <i>corps diplomatique</i>, forms the code or statute
+law, as the methodised reasonings of the great publicists and jurists
+from the digest and jurisprudence of the Christian world. In these
+treasures are to be found the <i>usual</i> relations of peace and amity in
+civilised<a name='Page_105'></a> Europe; and there the relations of ancient France were to
+be found amongst the rest.</p>
+
+<p>The present system in France is not the ancient France. It is not the
+ancient France with ordinary ambition and ordinary means. It is not a
+new power of an old kind. It is a new power of a new species. When
+such a questionable shape is to be admitted for the first time into
+the brotherhood of Christendom, it is not a mere matter of idle
+curiosity to consider how far it is in its nature alliable with the
+rest, or whether 'the relations of peace and amity' with this new
+state are likely to be of the same nature with the <i>usual</i> relations
+of the states of Europe.</p>
+
+<p>The Revolution in France had the relation of France to other nations
+as one of its principal objects. The changes made by that Revolution
+were not the better to accommodate her to the old and usual relations,
+but to produce new ones. The Revolution was made, not to make France
+free, but to make her formidable; not to make her a neighbour, but a
+mistress; not to make her more observant of laws, but to put her in a
+condition to impose them. To make France truly formidable it was
+necessary that France should be new modelled. They, who have not
+followed the train of the late proceedings, have been led by deceitful
+representations (which deceit made a part in the plan) to conceive
+that this totally new model of a state, in which nothing escaped a<a name='Page_106'></a>
+change, was made with a view to its internal relations only.</p>
+
+<p>In the Revolution of France two sorts of men were principally
+concerned in giving a character and determination to its pursuits: the
+philosophers and the politicians. They took different ways, but they
+met in the same end. The philosophers had one predominant object,
+which they pursued with a fanatical fury, that is, the utter
+extirpation of religion. To that every question of empire was
+subordinate. They had rather domineer in a parish of atheists, than
+rule over a Christian world. Their temporal ambition was wholly
+subservient to their proselytising spirit, in which they were not
+exceeded by Mahomet himself.</p>
+
+<p>They, who have made but superficial studies in the natural history of
+the human mind, have been taught to look on religious opinions as the
+only cause of enthusiastic zeal and sectarian propagation. But there
+is no doctrine whatever, on which men can warm, that is not capable of
+the very same effect. The social nature of man impels him to propagate
+his principles, as much as physical impulses urge him to propagate his
+kind. The passions give zeal and vehemence. The understanding bestows
+design and system. The whole man moves under the discipline of his
+opinions. Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.
+When anything concerning it becomes an object of much meditation, it
+cannot be<a name='Page_107'></a> indifferent to the mind. They who do not love religion,
+hate it. The rebels to God perfectly abhor the author of their being.
+They hate Him 'with all their heart, with all their mind, with all
+their soul, and with all their strength.' He never presents Himself to
+their thoughts but to menace and alarm them. They cannot strike the
+sun out of heaven, but they are able to raise a smouldering smoke that
+obscures Him from their own eyes. Not being able to revenge themselves
+on God, they have a delight in vicariously defacing, degrading,
+torturing, and tearing in pieces, His image in man. Let no one judge
+of them by what he has conceived of them, when they were not
+incorporated, and had no lead. They were then only passengers in a
+common vehicle. They were then carried along with the general motion
+of religion in the community, and, without being aware of it, partook
+of its influence. In that situation, at worst, their nature was left
+free to counterwork their principles. They despaired of giving any
+very general currency to their opinions. They considered them as a
+reserved privilege for the chosen few. But when the possibility of
+dominion, lead, and propagation, presented itself, and that the
+ambition, which before had so often made them hypocrites, might rather
+gain than lose by a daring avowal of their sentiments, then the nature
+of this infernal spirit, which has 'evil for its good,' appeared in
+its full perfection. Nothing indeed but the possession<a name='Page_108'></a> of some power
+can with any certainty discover what at the bottom is the true
+character of any man. Without reading the speeches of Vergniaux,
+Fran&ccedil;ias of Nantz, Isnard, and some others of that sort, it would not
+be easy to conceive the passion, rancour, and malice of their tongues
+and hearts. They worked themselves up to a perfect phrensy against
+religion and all its professors. They tore the reputation of the
+clergy to pieces by their infuriated declamations and invectives,
+before they lacerated their bodies by their massacres. This fanatical
+atheism left out, we omit the principal feature in the French
+Revolution, and a principal consideration with regard to the effects
+to be expected from a peace with it.</p>
+
+<p>The other sort of men were the politicians. To them, who had little or
+not at all reflected on the subject, religion was in itself no object
+of love or hatred. They disbelieved it, and that was all. Neutral with
+regard to that object, they took the side which in the present state
+of things might best answer their purposes. They soon found that they
+could not do without the philosophers; and the philosophers soon made
+them sensible that the destruction of religion was to supply them with
+means of conquest first at home, and then abroad. The philosophers
+were the active internal agitators, and supplied the spirit and
+principles: the second gave the practical<a name='Page_109'></a> direction. Sometimes the
+one predominated in the composition, sometimes the other. The only
+difference between them was in the necessity of concealing the general
+design for a time, and in their dealing with foreign nations; the
+fanatics going straight forward and openly, the politicians by the
+surer mode of zigzag. In the course of events this, among other
+causes, produced fierce and bloody contentions between them. But at
+the bottom they thoroughly agreed in all the objects of ambition and
+irreligion, and substantially in all the means of promoting these
+ends. Without question, to bring about the unexampled event of the
+French Revolution, the concurrence of a very great number of views and
+passions was necessary. In that stupendous work, no one principle, by
+which the human mind may have its faculties at once invigorated and
+depraved, was left unemployed; but I can speak it to a certainty, and
+support it by undoubted proofs, that the ruling principle of those who
+acted in the Revolution as <i>statesmen</i>, had the exterior
+aggrandisement of France as their ultimate end in the most minute part
+of the internal changes that were made. We, who of late years have
+been drawn from an attention to foreign affairs by the importance of
+our domestic discussions, cannot easily form a conception of the
+general eagerness of the active and energetic part of the French
+nation, itself the most active and energetic of all nations, previous
+to its<a name='Page_110'></a> Revolution, upon that subject. I am convinced that the foreign
+speculators in France, under the old government, were twenty to one of
+the same description then or now in England; and few of that
+description there were, who did not emulously set forward the
+Revolution. The whole official system, particularly in the diplomatic
+part, the regulars, the irregulars, down to the clerks in office, (a
+corps, without comparison, more numerous than the same amongst us,)
+co-operated in it. All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the
+spies, all the intelligencers, actually or late in function, all the
+candidates for that sort of employment, acted solely upon that
+principle.</p>
+
+<p>On that system of aggrandisement there was but one mind: but two
+violent factions arose about the means. The first wished France,
+diverted from the politics of the continent, to attend solely to her
+marine, to feed it by an increase of commerce, and thereby to
+overpower England on her own element. They contended, that if England
+were disabled, the powers on the continent would fall into their
+proper subordination; that it was England which deranged the whole
+continental system of Europe. The others, who were by far the more
+numerous, though not the most outwardly prevalent at court, considered
+this plan for France as contrary to her genius, her situation, and her
+natural means. They agree as to the ultimate object, the reduction of
+the British power,<a name='Page_111'></a> and, if possible, its naval power; but they
+considered an ascendency on the continent as a necessary preliminary
+to that undertaking. They argued, that the proceedings of England
+herself had proved the soundness of this policy. That her greatest and
+ablest statesmen had not considered the support of a continental
+balance against France as a deviation from the principle of her naval
+power, but as one of the most effectual modes of carrying it into
+effect. That such had been her policy ever since the Revolution,
+during which period the naval strength of Great Britain had gone on
+increasing in the direct ratio of her interference in the politics of
+the continent. With much stronger reason ought the politics of France
+to take the same direction; as well for pursuing objects which her
+situation would dictate to her, though England had no existence, as
+for counteracting the politics of that nation; to France continental
+politics are primary; they looked on them only of secondary
+consideration to England, and, however necessary, but as means
+necessary to an end.</p>
+
+<p>What is truly astonishing, the partisans of those two opposite systems
+were at once prevalent, and at once employed, and in the very same
+transactions&mdash;the one ostensibly, the other secretly, during the
+latter part of the reign of Louis XV. Nor was there one court in which
+an ambassador resided on the part<a name='Page_112'></a> of the ministers, in which another,
+as a spy on him, did not also reside on the part of the king. They who
+pursued the scheme for keeping peace on the continent, and
+particularly with Austria, acting officially and publicly, the other
+faction counteracting and opposing them. These private agents were
+continually going from their function to the Bastile, and from the
+Bastile to employment, and favour again. An inextricable cabal was
+formed, some of persons of rank, others of subordinates. But by this
+means the corps of politicians was augmented in number, and the whole
+formed a body of active, adventuring, ambitious, discontented people,
+despising the regular ministry, despising the courts at which they
+were employed, despising the court which employed them.</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate Louis the Sixteenth was not the first cause of the
+evil by which he suffered. He came to it, as to a sort of inheritance,
+by the false politics of his immediate predecessor. This system of
+dark and perplexed intrigue had come to its perfection before he came
+to the throne: and even then the Revolution strongly operated in all
+its causes.</p>
+
+<p>There was no point on which the discontented diplomatic politicians so
+bitterly arraigned their cabinet, as for the decay of French influence
+in all others. From quarrelling with the court, they began to complain
+of monarchy itself, as a system of government too variable for any
+regular plan of<a name='Page_113'></a> national aggrandisement. They observed, that in that
+sort of regimen too much depended on the personal character of the
+prince; that the vicissitudes produced by the succession of princes of
+a different character, and even the vicissitudes produced in the same
+man, by the different views and inclinations belonging to youth,
+manhood, and age, disturbed and distracted the policy of a country
+made by nature for extensive empire, or, what was still more to their
+taste, for that sort of general over-ruling influence which prepared
+empire or supplied the place of it. They had continually in their
+hands the observations of <i>Machiavel</i> on <i>Livy</i>. They had
+<i>Montesquieu's Grandeur et D&eacute;cadence des Romains</i> as a manual; and
+they compared, with mortification, the systematic proceedings of a
+Roman senate with the fluctuations of a monarchy. They observed the
+very small additions of territory which all the power of France,
+actuated by all the ambition of France, had acquired in two centuries.
+The Romans had frequently acquired more in a single year. They
+severely and in every part of it criticised the reign of Louis XIV.,
+whose irregular and desultory ambition had more provoked than
+endangered Europe. Indeed, they who will be at the pains of seriously
+considering the history of that period will see that those French
+politicians had some reason. They who will not take the trouble of
+reviewing it through all its wars and all its negotiations,<a name='Page_114'></a> will
+consult the short but judicious criticism of the Marquis de
+Montalembert on that subject. It may be read separately from his
+ingenious system of fortification and military defence, on the
+practical merit of which I am unable to form a judgment.</p>
+
+<p>The diplomatic politicians of whom I speak, and who formed by far the
+majority in that class, made disadvantageous comparisons even between
+their more legal and formalising monarchy, and the monarchies of other
+states, as a system of power and influence. They observed that France
+not only lost ground herself, but, through the languor and
+unsteadiness of her pursuits, and from her aiming through commerce at
+naval force which she never could attain without losing more on one
+side than she could gain on the other, that three great powers, each
+of them (as military states) capable of balancing her, had grown up on
+the continent. Russia and Prussia had been created almost within
+memory; and Austria, though not a new power, and even curtailed in
+territory, was, by the very collision in which she lost that
+territory, greatly improved in her military discipline and force.
+During the reign of Maria Theresa the interior economy of the country
+was made more to correspond with the support of great armies than
+formerly it had been. As to Prussia, a merely military power, they
+observed that one war had enriched her with as considerable a conquest
+as<a name='Page_115'></a> France had acquired in centuries. Russia had broken the Turkish
+power by which Austria might be, as formerly she had been, balanced in
+favour of France. They felt it with pain, that the two northern powers
+of Sweden and Denmark were in general under the sway of Russia; or
+that, at best, France kept up a very doubtful conflict, with many
+fluctuations of fortune, and at an enormous expense, in Sweden. In
+Holland, the French party seemed, if not extinguished, at least
+utterly obscured, and kept under by a stadtholder, leaning for support
+sometimes on Great Britain, sometimes on Prussia, sometimes on both,
+never on France. Even the spreading of the Bourbon family had become
+merely a family accommodation; and had little effect on the national
+politics. This alliance, they said, extinguished Spain by destroying
+all its energy, without adding anything to the real power of France in
+the accession of the forces of its great rival. In Italy, the same
+family accommodation, the same national insignificance, were equally
+visible. What cure for the radical weakness of the French monarchy, to
+which all the means which wit could devise, or nature and fortune
+could bestow, towards universal empire, was not of force to give life,
+or vigour, or consistency,&mdash;but in a Republic? Out the word came; and
+it never went back.</p>
+
+<p>Whether they reasoned, right or wrong, or that<a name='Page_116'></a> there was some mixture
+of right and wrong in their reasoning, I am sure, that in this manner
+they felt and reasoned. The different effects of a great military and
+ambitious republic, and of a monarchy of the same description, were
+constantly in their mouths. The principle was ready to operate when
+opportunities should offer, which few of them indeed foresaw in the
+extent in which they were afterwards presented; but these
+opportunities, in some degree or other, they all ardently wished for.</p>
+
+<p>When I was in Paris in 1773, the treaty of 1756 between Austria and
+France was deplored as a national calamity; because it united France
+in friendship with a power at whose expense alone they could hope any
+continental aggrandisement. When the first partition of Poland was
+made, in which France had no share, and which had further aggrandised
+every one of the three powers of which they were most jealous, I found
+them in a perfect phrensy of rage and indignation: not that they were
+hurt at the shocking and uncoloured violence and injustice of that
+partition, but at the debility, improvidence, and want of activity, in
+their government, in not preventing it as a means of aggrandisement to
+their rivals, or in not contriving, by exchanges of some kind or
+other, to obtain their share of advantage from that robbery.</p>
+
+<p>In that or nearly in that state of things and of opinions, came the
+Austrian match; which promised<a name='Page_117'></a> to draw the knot, as afterwards in
+effect it did, still more closely between the old rival houses. This
+added exceedingly to their hatred and contempt of their monarchy. It
+was for this reason that the late glorious queen, who on all accounts
+was formed to produce general love and admiration, and whose life was
+as mild and beneficent as her death was beyond example great and
+heroic, became so very soon and so very much the object of an
+implacable rancour, never to be extinguished but in her blood. When I
+wrote my letter in answer to M. de Menonville, in the beginning of
+January, 1791, I had good reason for thinking that this description of
+revolutionists did not so early nor so steadily point their murderous
+designs at the martyr king as at the royal heroine. It was accident,
+and the momentary depression of that part of the faction, that gave to
+the husband the happy priority in death.</p>
+
+<p>From this their restless desire of an over-ruling influence, they bent
+a very great part of their designs and efforts to revive the old
+French party, which was a democratic party in Holland, and to make a
+revolution there. They were happy at the troubles which the singular
+imprudence of Joseph the Second had stirred up in the Austrian
+Netherlands. They rejoiced when they saw him irritate his subjects,
+profess philosophy, send away the Dutch garrisons, and dismantle his
+fortifications. As to Holland,<a name='Page_118'></a> they never forgave either the king or
+the ministry, for suffering that object, which they justly looked on
+as principal in their design of reducing the power of England, to
+escape out of their hands. This was the true secret of the commercial
+treaty, made, on their part, against all the old rules and principles
+of commerce, with a view of diverting the English nation, by a pursuit
+of immediate profit, from an attention to the progress of France in
+its designs upon that republic. The system of the economists, which
+led to the general opening of commerce, facilitated that treaty, but
+did not produce it. They were in despair when they found that by the
+vigour of Mr. Pitt, supported in this point by Mr. Fox and the
+opposition, the object to which they had sacrificed their manufactures
+was lost to their ambition.</p>
+
+<p>This eager desire of raising France from the condition into which she
+had fallen, as they conceived, from her monarchical imbecility, had
+been the main-spring of their precedent interference in that unhappy
+American quarrel, the bad effects of which to this nation have not, as
+yet, fully disclosed themselves. These sentiments had been long
+lurking in their breasts, though their views were only discovered now
+and then, in heat and as by escapes; but on this occasion they
+exploded suddenly. They were professed with ostentation and propagated
+with zeal. These sentiments were not produced, as some think,<a name='Page_119'></a> by
+their American alliance. The American alliance was produced by their
+republican principles and republican policy. This new relation
+undoubtedly did much. The discourses and cabals that it produced, the
+intercourse that it established, and, above all, the example, which
+made it seem practicable to establish a republic in a great extent of
+country, finished the work, and gave to that part of the revolutionary
+faction a degree of strength which required other energies than the
+late king possessed, to resist, or even to restrain. It spread
+everywhere; but it was nowhere more prevalent than in the heart of the
+court. The palace of Versailles, by its language, seemed a forum of
+democracy. To have pointed out to most of those politicians, from
+their dispositions and movements, what has since happened, the fall of
+their own monarchy, of their own laws, of their own religion, would
+have been to furnish a motive the more for pushing forward a system on
+which they considered all these things as encumbrances. Such in truth
+they were. And we have seen them succeed not only in the destruction
+of their monarchy, but in all the objects of ambition that they
+proposed from that destruction. When I contemplate the scheme on which
+France is formed, and when I compare it with these systems, with which
+it is, and ever must be, in conflict, those things which seem as
+defects in her polity are the very things which make me tremble. The
+states of<a name='Page_120'></a> the Christian world have grown up to their present
+magnitude in a great length of time, and by a great variety of
+accidents. They have been improved to what we see them with greater or
+less degrees of felicity and skill. Not one of them has been formed
+upon a regular plan or with any unity of design. As their
+constitutions are not systematical, they have not been directed to any
+<i>peculiar</i> end, eminently distinguished, and superseding every other.
+The objects which they embrace are of the greatest possible variety,
+and have become in a manner infinite. In all these old countries the
+state has been made to the people, and not the people conformed to the
+state. Every state has pursued not only every sort of social
+advantage, but it has cultivated the welfare of every individual. His
+wants, his wishes, even his tastes, have been consulted. This
+comprehensive scheme virtually produced a degree of personal liberty
+in forms the most adverse to it. That liberty was found, under
+monarchies styled absolute, in a degree unknown to the ancient
+commonwealths. From hence the powers of all our modern states meet, in
+all their movements, with some obstruction. It is therefore no wonder,
+that, when these states are to be considered as machines to operate
+for some one great end, this dissipated and balanced force is not
+easily concentred, or made to bear with the whole force of the nation
+upon one point.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_121'></a>The British state is, without question, that which pursues the
+greatest variety of ends, and is the least disposed to sacrifice any
+one of them to another, or to the whole. It aims at taking in the
+entire circle of human desires, and securing for them their fair
+enjoyment. Our legislature has been ever closely connected, in its
+most efficient part, with individual feeling, and individual interest.
+Personal liberty, the most lively of these feelings and the most
+important of these interests, which in other European countries has
+rather arisen from the system of manners and the habitudes of life
+than from the laws of the state, (in which it flourished more from
+neglect than attention,) in England has been a direct object of
+government.</p>
+
+<p>On this principle England would be the weakest power in the whole
+system. Fortunately, however, the great riches of this kingdom,
+arising from a variety of causes, and the disposition of the people,
+which is as great to spend as to accumulate, has easily afforded a
+disposable surplus that gives a mighty momentum to the state. This
+difficulty, with these advantages to overcome it, has called forth the
+talents of the English financiers, who, by the surplus of industry
+poured out by prodigality, have outdone everything which has been
+accomplished in other nations. The present minister has outdone his
+predecessors; and, as a minister of revenue, is far above my power of
+praise. But still there are cases in which England<a name='Page_122'></a> feels more than
+several others (though they all feel) the perplexity of an immense
+body of balanced advantages, and of individual demands, and of some
+irregularity in the whole mass.</p>
+
+<p>France differs essentially from all those governments, which are
+formed without system, which exist by habit, and which are confused
+with the multitude, and with the complexity of their pursuits. What
+now stands as government in France is struck out at a heat. The design
+is wicked, immoral, impious, oppressive; but it is spirited and
+daring; it is systematic; it is simple in its principle; it has unity
+and consistency in perfection. In that country entirely to cut off a
+branch of commerce, to extinguish a manufacture, to destroy the
+circulation of money, to violate credit, to suspend the course of
+agriculture, even to burn a city, or to lay waste a province of their
+own, does not cost them a moment's anxiety. To them the will, the
+wish, the want, the liberty, the toil, the blood of individuals, is as
+nothing. Individuality is left out of their scheme of government. The
+state is all in all. Everything is referred to the production of
+force; afterwards, everything is trusted to the use of it. It is
+military in its principle, in its maxims, in its spirit, and in all
+its movements. The state has dominion and conquest for its sole
+objects; dominion over minds by proselytism, over bodies by arms.</p>
+
+<p>Thus constituted, with an immense body of natural<a name='Page_123'></a> means which are
+lessened in their amount only to be increased in their effect, France
+has, since the accomplishment of the Revolution, a complete unity in
+its direction. It has destroyed every resource of the state which
+depends upon opinion and the good-will of individuals. The riches of
+convention disappear. The advantages of nature in some measure remain:
+even these, I admit, are astonishingly lessened; the command over what
+remains is complete and absolute. We go about asking when assignats
+will expire, and we laugh at the last price of them. But what
+signifies the fate of those tickets of despotism? The despotism will
+find despotic means of supply. They have found the short cut to the
+productions of nature, while others, in pursuit of them, are obliged
+to wind through the labyrinth of a very intricate state of society.
+They seize upon the fruit of the labour; they seize upon the labourer
+himself. Were France but half of what it is in population, in
+compactness, in applicability of its force, situated as it is, and
+being what it is, it would be too strong for most of the states of
+Europe, constituted as they are, and proceeding as they proceed. Would
+it be wise to estimate what the world of Europe, as well as the world
+of Asia, had to dread from Genghiz Kh&acirc;n, upon a contemplation of the
+resources of the cold and barren spot in the remotest Tartary, from
+whence first issued that scourge of the human race? Ought we<a name='Page_124'></a> to judge
+from the excise and stamp duties of the rocks, or from the paper
+circulation of the sands of Arabia, the power by which Mahomet and his
+tribes laid hold at once on the two most powerful empires of the
+world; beat one of them totally to the ground, broke to pieces the
+other, and, in not much longer space of time than I have lived,
+overturned governments, laws, manners, religion, and extended an
+empire from the Indus to the Pyrenees?</p>
+
+<p>Material resources never have supplied, nor ever can supply, the want
+of unity in design, and constancy in pursuit. But unity in design, and
+perseverance and boldness in pursuit, have never wanted resources, and
+never will. We have not considered as we ought the dreadful energy of
+a state in which the property has nothing to do with the government.
+Reflect, my dear Sir, reflect again and again, on a government, in
+which the property is in complete subjection, and where nothing rules
+but the mind of desperate men. The condition of a commonwealth not
+governed by its property was a combination of things which the learned
+and ingenious speculator Harrington, who has tossed about society into
+all forms, never could imagine to be possible. We have seen it; the
+world has felt it; and if the world will shut their eyes to this state
+of things, they will feel it more. The rulers there have found their
+resources in crimes. The discovery is dreadful; the mine exhaustless.<a name='Page_125'></a>
+They have everything to gain, and they have nothing to lose. They have
+a boundless inheritance in hope; and there is no medium for them,
+betwixt the highest elevation, and death with infamy. Never can they,
+who; from the miserable servitude of the desk, have been raised to
+empire, again submit to the bondage of a starving bureau, or the
+profit of copying music, or writing plaidoyers by the sheet. It has
+made me often smile in bitterness, when I have heard talk of an
+indemnity to such men, provided they return to their allegiance.</p>
+
+<p>From all this, what is my inference? It is, that this new system of
+robbery in France cannot be rendered safe by any art; that it <i>must</i>
+be destroyed, or that it will destroy all Europe; that to destroy that
+enemy, by some means or other, the force opposed to it should be made
+to bear some analogy and resemblance to the force and spirit which
+that system exerts; that war ought to be made against it, in its
+vulnerable parts. These are my inferences. In one word, with this
+republic nothing independent can co-exist The errors of Louis XVI.
+were more pardonable to prudence, than any of those of the same kind
+into which the allied courts may fall. They have the benefit of his
+dreadful example.</p>
+
+<p>The unhappy Louis XVI. was a man of the best intentions that probably
+ever reigned. He was by no means deficient in talents. He had a most<a name='Page_126'></a>
+laudable desire to supply by general reading, and even by the
+acquisition of elemental knowledge, an education in all points
+originally defective; but nobody told him, (and it was no wonder he
+should not himself divine it,) that the world of which he read, and
+the world in which he lived, were no longer the same. Desirous of
+doing everything for the best, fearful of cabal, distrusting his own
+judgment, he sought his ministers of all kinds upon public testimony.
+But as courts are the field for caballers, the public is the theatre
+for mountebanks and impostors. The cure for both those evils is in the
+discernment of the prince. But an accurate and penetrating discernment
+is what in a young prince could not be looked for.</p>
+
+<p>His conduct in its principle was not unwise; but, like most other of
+his well-meant designs, it failed in his hands. It failed partly from
+mere ill-fortune, to which speculators are rarely pleased to assign
+that very large share to which she is justly entitled in all human
+affairs. The failure, perhaps, in part was owing to his suffering his
+system to be vitiated and disturbed by those intrigues, which it is,
+humanly speaking, impossible wholly to prevent in courts, or indeed
+under any form of government. However, with these aberrations, he gave
+himself over to a succession of the statesmen of public opinion. In
+other things he thought that he might be a king on<a name='Page_127'></a> the terms of his
+predecessors. He was conscious of the purity of his heart and the
+general good tendency of his government. He flattered himself, as most
+men in his situation will, that he might consult his ease without
+danger to his safety. It is not at all wonderful that both he and his
+ministers, giving way abundantly in other respects to innovation,
+should take up in policy with the tradition of their monarchy. Under
+his ancestors the monarchy had subsisted, and even been strengthened,
+by the generation or support of republics. First, the Swiss republics
+grew under the guardianship of the French monarchy. The Dutch
+republics were hatched and cherished under the same incubation.
+Afterwards, a republican constitution was, under the influence of
+France, established in the empire against the pretensions of its
+chief. Even whilst the monarchy of France, by a series of wars and
+negotiations, and lastly by the treaties of Westphalia, had obtained
+the establishment of the Protestants in Germany as a law of the
+empire, the same monarchy under Louis XIII. had force enough to
+destroy the republican system of the Protestants at home.</p>
+
+<p>Louis XVI. was a diligent reader of history. But the very lamp of
+prudence blinded him. The guide of human life led him astray. A silent
+revolution in the moral world preceded the political, and prepared it.
+It became of more importance than ever what<a name='Page_128'></a> examples were given, and
+what measures were adopted. Their causes no longer lurked in the
+recesses of cabinets, or in the private conspiracies of the factious.
+They were no longer to be controlled by the force and influence of the
+grandees, who formerly had been able to stir up troubles by their
+discontents, and to quiet them by their corruption. The chain of
+subordination, even in cabal and sedition, was broken in its most
+important links. It was no longer the great and the populace. Other
+interests were formed, other dependencies, other connexions, other
+communications. The middle classes had swelled far beyond their former
+proportion. Like whatever is the most effectively rich and great in
+society, these classes became the seat of all the active politics; and
+the preponderating weight to decide on them. There were all the
+energies by which fortune is acquired; there the consequence of their
+success. There were all the talents which assert their pretensions,
+and are impatient of the place which settled society prescribes to
+them. These descriptions had got between the great and the populace;
+and the influence on the lower classes was with them. The spirit of
+ambition had taken possession of this class as violently as ever it
+had done of any other. They felt the importance of this situation. The
+correspondence of the monied and the mercantile world, the literary
+intercourse of academies, but, above all, the press, of which they<a name='Page_129'></a>
+had in a manner entire possession, made a kind of electric
+communication everywhere. The press in reality has made every
+government, in its spirit, almost democratic. Without it the great,
+the first movements in this Revolution could not, perhaps, have been
+given. But the spirit of ambition, now for the first time connected
+with the spirit of speculation, was not to be restrained at will.
+There was no longer any means of arresting a principle in its course.
+When Louis XVI., under the influence of the enemies to monarchy, meant
+to found but one republic, he set up two. When he meant to take away
+half the crown of his neighbour, he lost the whole of his own. Louis
+XVI. could not with impunity countenance a new republic: yet between
+his throne and that dangerous lodgment for an enemy, which he had
+erected, he had the whole Atlantic for a ditch. He had for an out-work
+the English nation itself, friendly to liberty, adverse to that mode
+of it. He was surrounded by a rampart of monarchies, most of them
+allied to him, and generally under his influence. Yet even thus
+secured, a republic erected under his auspices, and dependent on his
+power, became fatal to his throne. The very money which he had lent to
+support this republic, by a good faith, which to him operated as
+perfidy, was punctually paid to his enemies, and became a resource in
+the hands of his assassins.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_130'></a>With this example before their eyes, do any ministers in England, do
+any ministers in Austria, really flatter themselves that they can
+erect, not on the remote shores of the Atlantic, but in their view, in
+their vicinity, in absolute contact with one of them, not a commercial
+but a martial republic&mdash;a republic not of simple husbandmen or
+fishermen, but of intriguers, and of warriors&mdash;a republic of a
+character the most restless, the most enterprising, the most impious,
+the most fierce and bloody, the most hypocritical and perfidious, the
+most bold and daring, that ever has been seen, or indeed that can be
+conceived to exist, without bringing on their own certain ruin?</p>
+
+<p>Such is the republic to which we are going to give a place in
+civilised fellowship: the republic, which, with joint consent, we are
+going to establish in the centre of Europe, in a post that overlooks
+and commands every other state, and which eminently confronts and
+menaces this kingdom.</p>
+
+<p>You cannot fail to observe that I speak as if the allied powers were
+actually consenting, and not compelled by events to the establishment
+of this faction in France. The words have not escaped me. You will
+hereafter naturally expect that I should make them good. But whether
+in adopting this measure we are madly active, or weakly passive, or
+pusillanimously panic struck, the effects will be the same. You may
+call this faction, which has eradicated<a name='Page_131'></a> the monarchy,&mdash;expelled the
+proprietary, persecuted religion, and trampled upon law,&mdash;you may call
+this France if you please: but of the ancient France nothing remains
+but its central geography; its iron frontier; its spirit of ambition;
+its audacity of enterprise; its perplexing intrigue. These, and these
+alone, remain: and they remain heightened in their principle and
+augmented in their means. All the former correctives, whether of
+virtue or of weakness, which existed in the old monarchy, are gone. No
+single new corrective is to be found in the whole body of the new
+institutions. How should such a thing be found there, when everything
+has been chosen with care and selection to forward all those ambitious
+designs and dispositions, not to control them? The whole is a body of
+ways and means for the supply of dominion, without one heterogeneous
+particle in it.</p>
+
+<p>Here I suffer you to breathe, and leave to your meditation what has
+occurred to me on the <i>genius and character</i> of the French Revolution.
+From having this before us, we may be better able to determine on the
+first question I proposed, that is, how far nations, called foreign,
+are likely to be affected with the system established within that
+territory. I intended to proceed next on the question of her
+facilities, from <i>the internal state of other nations, and
+particularly of this</i>, for obtaining her ends: but I ought to be<a name='Page_132'></a>
+aware that my notions are controverted.&mdash;I mean, therefore, in my next
+letter, to take notice of what, in that way, has been recommended to
+me as the most deserving of notice. In the examination of those
+pieces, I shall have occasion to discuss some others of the topics to
+which I have called your attention. You know that the letters which I
+now send to the press, as well as a part of what is to follow, have
+been in their substance long since written. A circumstance which your
+partiality alone could make of importance to you, but which to the
+public is of no importance at all, retarded their appearance. The late
+events which press upon us obliged me to make some additions; but no
+substantial change in the matter.</p>
+
+<p>This discussion, my friend, will be long. But the matter is serious;
+and if ever the fate of the world could be truly said to depend on a
+particular measure, it is upon this peace. For the present, farewell.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_133'></a>V.&mdash;'PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY SYDNEY SMITH</h4>
+
+<h5>(LETTERS II., VI., VII., IX.)</h5>
+
+<p>(<i>The pamphleteering spirit is strong in almost all Sydney Smith's
+'Contributions to the </i>Edinburgh Review<i>,' but the form and subjects
+of those contributions exclude them here. Of his two great pamphlet
+issues proper, </i>Peter Plymley's Letters<i> and those </i>To Archdeacon
+Singleton<i>, the former are, though perhaps of less polished and
+perfect wit than the latter, more distinctly political, and have more
+of that </i>diable au corps<i> which Voltaire considered necessary to
+success in the arts. They have also the advantage that, while the
+</i>Letters to Archdeacon Singleton<i>, though not an avowed recantation,
+are in the nature of a palinode&mdash;always an awkward thing&mdash;</i>Plymley<i> is
+frankly and confidently, not to say wantonly, aggressive. These
+</i>Letters<i>, ten in number, were written just after the fall of the
+mainly Whig Ministry of 'All the Talents,' to which Sydney had been
+indebted for his prefer<a name='Page_134'></a>ment of Foston, and which lost its position
+not least owing to its intended support of the 'Catholic' claims.
+Those claims were not admitted for twenty years later; and Sydney's
+advocacy of them was regarded as a little too exuberant by some even
+of his own party. But there is no doubt that the </i>Letters<i> had a great
+influence in laughing if not in arguing sections of the public round
+to the Emancipation side.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>LETTER II.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no
+law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no
+such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in the
+interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality of
+taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an oath
+&quot;against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man
+to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck,&quot; etc., etc., etc., and every other
+animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers would take care
+to enumerate. Now this<a name='Page_135'></a> oath I am sure you would rather die than take;
+and so the Catholic is excluded from Parliament because he will not
+swear that he disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion! The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your answer
+is that he does not respect oaths. Then why subject him to the test of
+oaths? The oaths keep him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects
+them. Turn which way you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the
+Catholic is bound by religious obligations as you are; but no eel in
+the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned,
+ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is
+compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.</p>
+
+<p>I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will
+induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several
+severe bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will
+have the decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the
+fact, the committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.
+Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to
+inform you, that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction,
+the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic
+universities<a name='Page_136'></a> were taken as to the right of the Pope to interfere in
+the temporal concerns of any country. The answer cannot possibly leave
+the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr.
+Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at
+the very moment the question were put to him. To this answer might be
+added also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics
+in Great Britain.</p>
+
+<p>I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of
+their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by
+mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing
+who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the
+head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church
+of Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed
+Churches? or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this
+almost nominal dignity?</p>
+
+<p>The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics
+out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or
+improve<a name='Page_137'></a> Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments
+of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C&mdash;&mdash;'s sisters enjoy
+pensions more than sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of
+the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the
+barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who,
+if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the power of
+France, and if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in
+three years render its existence as an independent nation absolutely
+impossible. You speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to
+know when the Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche
+was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts
+of<a name='Page_138'></a> the Jesuits, were half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons
+forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may
+be converted to holy water and Catholic nonsense. They never see that,
+while they are saving these venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland
+may be lost, England broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all
+its deans, prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the
+vortex of oblivion.</p>
+
+<p>Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its
+present strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured
+Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five millions of
+people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000
+houses, and there is no kind of question that there were about 50,000
+houses omitted in that return. Taking, however, only the number
+returned for the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a
+very small average for a potato-fed people), this brings the
+population to 4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown
+from the clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it),
+that Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every possible
+deduction for <i>existing circumstances, just and necessary <a name='Page_139'></a>wars,
+monstrous and unnatural rebellions</i>, and all other sources of human
+destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are Protestants; and
+the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical
+to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping&mdash;admirable engines of policy as they must be
+considered to be&mdash;will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang
+over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to
+give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!</p>
+
+<p>What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?&mdash;Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than
+twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the
+other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you
+mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do
+you mean that a Catholic<a name='Page_140'></a> general would march his army into the House
+of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that
+the theological writers would become all of a sudden more acute or
+more learned, if the present civil incapacities were removed? Do you
+fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or your person, or the
+English Constitution? Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state it. Every
+one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a stupid general
+panic, which, when called on, he is utterly incapable of explaining.
+Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they are&mdash;you cannot get
+rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful place for
+stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them
+to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they
+would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and
+ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect
+them? They are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to
+be done is obvious to every human being&mdash;<a name='Page_141'></a>but to that man who, instead
+of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our
+children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam
+and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.</p>
+
+<p>A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen
+in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes ... I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you
+live shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic ... I do not persecute! What barbarous
+nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily
+pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by
+saying, You shall not enjoy&mdash;as by saying, You shall suffer. The
+English, I believe, are as truly religious as any nation in Europe: I
+know no greater blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its
+train, that any villain who will bawl out, '<i>The Church is in
+danger!</i>' may get a place and a good pension; and that any
+administration who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into
+power who, at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be
+hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not all religion; it
+is, in great part, the narrow and ex<a name='Page_142'></a>clusive spirit which delights to
+keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from other human
+beings. 'Your religion has always been degraded; you are in the dust,
+and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less the
+possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.' You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham
+or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they
+secure to her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her
+neighbours want it:&mdash;a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a
+priest; venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical
+and execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.</p>
+
+<p>You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write&mdash;I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest
+of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval,
+and kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must
+always be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the
+domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell,<a name='Page_143'></a> owed for the veal of the
+preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his country.</p>
+
+<p>The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we
+are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that the
+Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the feelings of
+men, and entitled to all their rights. But instead of this wise and
+prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual precipitation, brings
+forward a bill in their favour, without offering the slightest proof
+to the country that they were anything more than horses and oxen. The
+person who shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the
+precaution to write up&mdash;<i>Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped</i>, so his Lordship might have said&mdash;<i>Allowed by the bench of
+Bishops to be real human creatures</i>.... I could write you twenty
+letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are you.
+Our friendship is now of<a name='Page_144'></a> forty years' standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry
+to see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions
+of Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord
+Grenville, and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if
+I abhor ... it is because I know there is but one man among them who
+is not laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country,
+and that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before the
+breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty with them
+for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he
+would have been now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead
+of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER VI.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;What amuses me the most is to hear of the <i>indulgences</i>
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me<a name='Page_145'></a> that a
+man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole
+of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him so much
+in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution,
+a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.</p>
+
+<p>There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one
+day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense:
+by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call
+the wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the
+streets, about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the
+fourth street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs,
+and compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves
+with beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted
+street, though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were
+treated precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom;
+and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most
+sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual
+dinner. The village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing
+could induce them to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a
+disbeliever in Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who
+wished to succeed in his election had nothing to<a name='Page_146'></a> do but to represent
+his antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to
+be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that their
+oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be just.
+At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed to sit
+upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at last, after
+a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to ask, in pretty
+plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at the bottom of the
+table, and to fill their bellies as well as the rest. Forthwith a
+general cry of shame and scandal: 'Ten years ago, were you not laid
+upon your backs? Don't you remember what a great thing you thought it
+to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese parings?
+Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the manor
+interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And now,
+with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too
+plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest,
+and be indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half
+a dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been
+thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and<a name='Page_147'></a>
+carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and
+water in incredible quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are
+ours; and if you were not the most restless and dissatisfied of human
+beings, you would never think of aspiring to enjoy them.'</p>
+
+<p>Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an
+inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of
+justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere
+in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share
+of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents,
+let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull out all the
+pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has filched from the public
+feast, to carry home to his wife and children.</p>
+
+<p>You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country
+to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession
+was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that
+was granted? What did she ever demand that<a name='Page_148'></a> was not refused? How did
+she get her Mutiny Bill&mdash;a limited Parliament&mdash;a repeal of Poyning's
+Law&mdash;a constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her
+fears. When Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her
+petitions were rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she
+demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted
+with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the Irish. He
+himself was the organ of these refusals. As secretary to the Lord
+Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny of this country passed
+through his hands. Ask him if he remembers the consequences. Ask him
+if he has forgotten that memorable evening when he came down booted
+and mantled to the House of Commons, when he told the House he was
+about to set off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if
+he did not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country. The present generation have
+forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know, hasty and
+undignified as the submission of England then was, that Lord Auckland
+was right, that the delay of a single day might very probably have
+separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission and fear are
+galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the greater; but
+it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural<a name='Page_149'></a> consequence of
+injustice, it is the predicament in which every country places itself
+which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No
+empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength
+of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the
+volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant
+pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying
+such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints,
+that parties will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam
+Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike
+employed in teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and
+dignity when Ireland was strong. We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?</p>
+
+<p>You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless
+squire, and from the thriving<a name='Page_150'></a> English shopkeeper, who has never felt
+the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about
+your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with
+you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a
+vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and
+engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the
+world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face
+of the globe, containing five millions of human creatures, would be
+one of the most solid advantages which could happen to this country. I
+doubt very much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been
+lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered
+countries the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as
+the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a recently
+conquered people. Why will you attribute the turbulence of our people
+to any cause but the right&mdash;to any cause but your own scandalous
+oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly,
+is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and worried a
+mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he
+sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend upon it,
+whole nations have always some<a name='Page_151'></a> reason for their hatred. Before you
+refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals?
+Have you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion?
+Have you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all
+this. What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of
+the country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and manufactures
+slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish
+bear to you is the result of an original turbulence of character, and
+of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.
+The embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is there
+any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ Church)
+which could make it credible to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is
+not a 'ha'porth of bread to all this sugar and sack.' I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague. The only
+opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that which they
+entertain of each other. I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and
+the unbalanced accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils
+of this new ignorance:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p><a name='Page_152'></a>Nonne fuit sati&ugrave;s, tristes Amaryllidis iras<br />
+Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?<br />
+Quamvis ille <i>niger</i>?</p></div>
+
+<p>In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition
+sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or
+private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me,
+justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and
+for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we are
+called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the state of the
+world never remind us that we have four millions of subjects whose
+injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections we ought to
+conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us to lay aside our
+infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who acknowledges a God, and can
+grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this administration that they
+might virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of protecting Ireland but
+by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by making the earth
+a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have supplanted would have
+done. They would have rendered the invasion<a name='Page_153'></a> of Ireland impossible, by
+restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have
+acted in such a manner that the French would neither have wished for
+invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased the
+permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they
+are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate
+all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose
+some of the worst passions of our nature&mdash;to plunder and to oppress is
+to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for
+ever blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of
+Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the
+power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every
+principle of morals from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the
+expedition itself cost you three times more than the value of the
+larcenous matter brought away. The French trample on the laws of God
+and man, not for old cordage, but for kingdoms, and always take care
+to be well paid for their crimes. We contrive, under the present
+administration, to unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to
+grow weaker and worse by the same action. If they had any evidence of
+the intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced? Why have
+the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an indignation against this
+country<a name='Page_154'></a> beyond the reach of all subsequent information? Are these
+times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a year of universal
+hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost
+character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the
+Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose?
+Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that the
+dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French
+knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me
+a very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not
+acting from fear is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but
+fear, I should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our
+constitution proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done
+to large masses of mankind from any other motive. By what other
+motives can the plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be
+governed in their intercourse <i>with each other</i>? If I say, Give this
+people what they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten
+people to listen to me? Would not the lesser<a name='Page_155'></a> of the two Jenkinsons be
+the first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the
+mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to conceed anything
+to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their present
+just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the said
+Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might
+retard our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition
+should be instantly complied with. Canning's crocodile tears should
+not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him
+in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER VII.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;In the correspondence which is passing between us, you
+are perpetually alluding to<a name='Page_156'></a> the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to
+the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion
+and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have
+listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I have
+used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it
+appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without
+perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and serious
+qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence of a great
+country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and works for
+sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does
+not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting, paragraph-writing
+man, and that he will remain to his dying day. When he is jocular he
+is strong, when he is serious he is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary
+person is a match for him: a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque
+ode, an attack in the newspaper upon Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of
+twenty minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success in
+provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall Mall in
+the morning; these are your friend's natural weapons; all these things
+he can do: here I allow him to be truly great;<a name='Page_157'></a> nay, I will be just,
+and go still further, if he would confine himself to these things, and
+consider the <i>facete</i> and the playful to be the basis of his
+character, he would, for that species of man, be universally regarded
+as a person of a very good understanding; call him a legislator, a
+reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it
+seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner
+out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit. After George
+Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for this
+half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as
+well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of
+Ireland by the resources of his <i>sense</i> and his <i>discretion</i>. It is
+only the public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me
+or induces me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody
+cares about the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get
+there? Nor do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of
+utility, as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke for fear it
+should flood a province.</p>
+
+<p>The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall<a name='Page_158'></a> go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but
+a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there
+is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too
+much property and too much character to lose, not to wait for some
+very favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is the most
+mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no loyalty among
+the Catholics: they detest you as their worst oppressors, and they
+will continue to detest you till you remove the cause of their hatred.
+It is in your power in six months' time to produce a total revolution
+of opinions among this people; and in some future letter I will show
+you that this is clearly the case. At present, see what a dreadful
+state Ireland is in. The common toast among the low Irish is, the
+feast of the <i>passover</i>. Some allusion to <i>Bonaparte</i>, in a play
+lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of applause from the pit and
+the galleries; and a politician should not be inattentive to the
+public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has
+disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has
+resigned<a name='Page_159'></a> a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the
+lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly
+visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a
+knife and fork, the odious vigour of the <i>evangelical</i> Perceval&mdash;acts
+of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you from the
+hatred of four millions of people&mdash;the guarding yourselves from
+universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little cunning
+of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the eternal
+basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which
+nations are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it can be
+healthy without air. I sicken at such policy and such men. The fact
+is, the Ministers know nothing about the present state of Ireland; Mr.
+Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a few general
+officers, who take care, of course, to report what is pleasant rather
+than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon
+neutral flags and frauds,<a name='Page_160'></a> jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon
+northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of
+the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'>&quot;<i>Bourn</i> from whom no traveller returns.&quot;<br /></div>
+
+<p>The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I <i>believe</i>, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become
+so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps
+be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure
+from the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops
+into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above
+three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen
+harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force for the
+powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours is not two
+days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a fair leading
+wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the line, for so very
+short a passage, might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon
+and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than<a name='Page_161'></a> 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable harbours,
+and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading ships may be forced to
+come home for provisions and repairs, or they may be blown off in a
+gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own coast; and you
+will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in the British
+Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for the
+invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the people
+huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day
+to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom&mdash;if
+the wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from
+the other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount &AElig;tna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding upon
+their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-injured
+name, of heaven, what is it all for that<a name='Page_162'></a> we expose ourselves to these
+dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that we may acquire
+more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we have already
+acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of Irishmen may
+torture another set of Irishmen&mdash;that Sir Phelim O'Callaghan may
+continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door neighbour, and
+continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures
+which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling. Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth
+in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is
+come out against thee, and thou shall be laid low by a joker of jokes,
+and he shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shall be no
+more!</p>
+
+<p>You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but
+there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you
+think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do
+you<a name='Page_163'></a> suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets&mdash;it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at present
+the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and
+yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.
+Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of
+our ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power of
+resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved. If
+experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course
+of this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in
+spite of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention
+those cases where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships
+of the line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest,
+without having seen an English ship in their passage. It blew a storm
+when they were off shore, and therefore England still continues to be
+an independent kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the<a name='Page_164'></a>
+French fleet sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising
+off there with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his fleet
+was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several days
+could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys, totally
+unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport, at the
+change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got safe back
+to Brest, without having seen a single one of those floating bulwarks,
+the possession of which we believe will enable us with impunity to set
+justice and common sense at defiance. Such is the miserable and
+precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people who put their trust in
+hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August, 1798, three forty-gun
+frigates landed 1100 men under Humbert, making the passage from
+Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with 2000
+troops; and though they did not land their troops they returned to
+France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-<a name='Page_165'></a>battle ship, eight
+stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached the
+coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.</p>
+
+<p>If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments,
+did make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this <i>pr&eacute;cis</i>
+of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised
+from the ranks, put to rout a select army of 6000 men, commanded by
+General Lake, seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced
+150 miles into a country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and
+at last surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely
+and cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him. You must excuse these details about
+Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects the most
+important. If we conciliate Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do
+not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally
+set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his
+rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle
+of our useless expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council. Let the present administration give up
+but this one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to
+grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb<a name='Page_166'></a>
+of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and
+truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George Canning,
+but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a white horse,
+and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to the
+statesman who hath written 'The Needy Knife-Grinder,' and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again;
+it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER IX.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary
+of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy,
+Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Gustos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's Secretary, Privy Councillor,
+King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in
+Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin,
+Postmaster-General,<a name='Page_167'></a> Master and Lieutenant-General of Ordnance,
+Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor,
+Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a
+Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no
+priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to obtain
+that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic jurors is made
+higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient
+rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath
+prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics,
+I know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be
+(I allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of
+Catholics were contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or
+pall-bearers to the country; but surely no man will contend that every
+barrister may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne
+Judge; and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.</p>
+
+<p>One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles<a name='Page_168'></a> which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics in
+the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices are
+inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country, if a
+man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord, and
+with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length of
+saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no doubt
+that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable
+breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel. I can
+easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I blame
+the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable tenor
+of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments of
+mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot<a name='Page_169'></a>
+describe to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a
+statesman, defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman
+with treason, and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.</p>
+
+<p>I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the
+church&mdash;and how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the
+glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because
+he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in new sashes.</p>
+
+<p>The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have
+a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. 'You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to
+your house. You do my job, and I will do yours.' These are the sweet
+and interesting subjects which occasionally<a name='Page_170'></a> occupy Milesian gentlemen
+while they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there
+is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly
+gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who
+believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one
+yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public, and that
+nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner. This will give pleasure to Mr.
+Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal to the
+justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson. I ask him if the
+human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than to see its
+own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many
+dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from
+the laws by which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at
+human nature: what is the history of all professions? Joel is to be
+brought up to the bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his
+being Chancellor? Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in<a name='Page_171'></a> that situation, and of cutting out with
+their own hands his equity habiliments? And I could name a certain
+minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much
+differ from these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers
+of the holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case, that
+the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;&mdash;but I will
+venture to say there is not a parent from the Giant's Causeway to
+Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the unfortunate
+victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of positive law could
+prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to the highest
+honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in fact, few
+are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty
+Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and, let
+me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own
+rank which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+<i>Anti-Jacobin</i>, to managing the affairs of Europe&mdash;these are leaps
+which seem to justify the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.</p>
+
+<p>I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable<a name='Page_172'></a> grievances, that the strength and industry
+of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of
+Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I
+have often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws
+against the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have
+neither the benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which
+prevented the Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed;
+every law which can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult
+the Catholics you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give
+them strength, you should have ceased to insult them&mdash;at present your
+conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says, 'We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part
+from this oppression they began to be disaffected.' This is very true;
+but it proves just what I have said, that you have either done too
+much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so
+depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with their
+ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs free!</p>
+
+<p>You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present<a name='Page_173'></a> reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, and had no more agency in
+the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled&mdash;there are four Catholics at work for
+one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one Episcopalian. Of
+course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears to Protestant
+wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the Catholics. I
+have already told you what their purchases of land were the last year:
+since that period I have been at some pains to find out the actual
+state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to
+arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2000 Catholics in Ireland possessing an income of
+&pound;500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two, three, and
+four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per
+annum:&mdash;and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for whose
+conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do
+if I saw blood<a name='Page_174'></a> flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and
+have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no
+more.</p>
+
+<p>I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in
+the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used
+ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop
+of their blood. I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw in all
+this as much to admire as to blame. It was a species of affection,
+however, which reminded me very forcibly of the attachment displayed
+by the servants of the Russian ambassador at the beginning of the last
+century. His Excellency happened to fall down in a kind of apoplectic
+fit, when he was paying a morning visit in the house of an
+acquaintance. The confusion was of course very great, and messengers
+were despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately blooded, and
+prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation: the barbarous
+servants of the embassy, who were there in great numbers, no sooner
+saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their master<a name='Page_175'></a> with a
+sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put themselves
+in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, 'that they
+would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury: he
+had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.' By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection,
+was, after much difficulty, restored to life.</p>
+
+<p>There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of parliament
+in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a very great
+proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will
+be found to influence votes more than property, and the greater part
+of the 100 Irish members who are returned to parliament will be
+Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who are returned in
+England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical strength which every
+minister will be compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate
+by concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this moment subjected to
+every danger of this<a name='Page_176'></a> kind which you can possibly apprehend hereafter.
+If the spiritual interests of the voters are more powerful than their
+temporal interests, they can bind down their representatives to
+support any measures favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can
+change the objects of their choice till they have found Protestant
+members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If
+the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from
+uniting for a common political object, then danger you fear cannot
+exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the
+danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given to
+the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the
+seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must
+still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless
+aunt&mdash;when they fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they
+are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.</p>
+
+<p>How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid<a name='Page_177'></a> effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness <i>to vest in his Majesty, either with
+the consent of the Pope, or without it if it cannot be obtained, the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy</i>. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests
+in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship
+are, to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to
+a labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum;
+this includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the
+priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when
+they apply to him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to
+celebrate divine service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays. In
+the northern district a priest gains from &pound;30 to &pound;50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from &pound;60 to &pound;90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about &pound;400 per annum; the others from &pound;300 to &pound;350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at &pound;100 per
+annum, 300 at &pound;200 per annum, and 400 at &pound;300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to &pound;190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot &pound;20,000 in unequal proportions,<a name='Page_178'></a> from &pound;1000 to &pound;500; and I
+would appropriate &pound;40,000 more for the support of Catholic Schools,
+and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+&pound;250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English <i>just and necessary wars</i>. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage
+in the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except
+Spencer Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the
+disaffection of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated
+bounty of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyola himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from &pound;100 a year at Sligo, to &pound;300 in
+Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants
+and landowners and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the
+tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses
+and the Percevals, and the 'dear and near relations,' put up to
+auction at thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.</p>
+
+<p>I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for
+the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to
+expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant
+brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath<a name='Page_179'></a> the bell of a neat parish
+church often summons to church only the parson and an occasionally
+conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics
+are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the
+storms of heaven. Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches, and
+depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners? I venerate a human being who starves for his principles,
+let them be what they may; but starving for anything is not at all to
+the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict principles, and good
+pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure
+for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.</p>
+
+<p>There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province, in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these
+tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or
+opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what
+Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered
+together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the country of the other
+three provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam
+they are sixty to one; in the parish of St. Mulins, diocese of<a name='Page_180'></a>
+Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and one Protestant; in the
+town of Grasgenamana, in the county of Kilkenny, there are between
+four and five hundred Catholic houses, and three Protestant houses. In
+the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it
+is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the
+proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by
+actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the diocese of
+Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These
+I give you as a few specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet
+there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils
+require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead
+can find none but the cautery and the knife.</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>----'Omne per ignem<br />
+Excoquitur vitium.'<br /></p></div>
+
+<p>I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own
+begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed;
+if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort&mdash;how awfully
+would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the
+cabins of the poor,<a name='Page_181'></a> brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is to
+persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the decision
+has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have wounds and
+shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources of the rulers of
+mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to govern in kindness and
+to found an empire upon the everlasting basis of justice and
+affection! But what do men call vigour? To let loose hussars and to
+bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and
+push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the <i>sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance</i>. The vigour I love consists in finding out wherein subjects
+are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper and genius of
+a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting proper persons
+to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and difficult
+task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vend&eacute;e&mdash;and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval,
+is imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_182'></a>VI.&mdash;'LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. &nbsp; LETTER TO JACK HARROW.'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY WILLIAM COBBETT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>Although Cobbett produced not a few political pamphlets in the
+strictest sense of the term, the infinitely greater part of his work
+is comprised during his earlier days in the volumes of </i>Peter
+Porcupine's Gazette<i>, during his later in those of the </i>Weekly
+Register<i>. This latter, however, he himself for a time actually
+entitled </i>The Weekly Political Pamphlet<i>, while he alluded to it under
+that name even at other times; and his whole work was imbued even more
+deeply than that of Defoe with the pamphlet character. I have selected
+two examples from the critical time when he was still exasperated by
+his imprisonment, and stung into fresh efforts by debt and the
+prospect of fresh difficulties. They exhibit in the most striking form
+all Cobbett's pet<a name='Page_183'></a> hatreds&mdash;of the unreformed Parliament, of paper
+money, of political economy, of potatoes, and of many other things.
+The first is the </i>Register<i> of 2d November 1816, the first number of
+the cheapened form, which was sold at twopence, and so acquired the
+name of 'Twopenny Trash,' from a phrase of, as some say, Canning's,
+others Castlereagh's. The second is an early number of the papers
+written from America. They will, with the notes, explain themselves.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND, ON THE CAUSE OF THEIR PRESENT MISERIES; ON THE MEASURES
+WHICH HAVE PRODUCED THAT CAUSE; ON THE REMEDIES WHICH SOME FOOLISH AND
+SOME CRUEL AND INSOLENT MEN HAVE PROPOSED; AND ON THE LINE OF CONDUCT
+WHICH JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OUGHT TO PURSUE, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN
+EFFECTUAL RELIEF, AND TO ASSIST IN PROMOTING THE TRANQUILLITY AND
+RESTORING THE HAPPINESS OF THEIR COUNTRY.</h3>
+
+<p>Friends And Fellow-countrymen&mdash;Whatever the pride of rank, of riches,
+or of scholarship may have induced some men to believe, or to affect
+to believe, the real strength and all the resources of a country<a name='Page_184'></a> ever
+have sprung and ever must spring from the <i>labour</i> of its people; and
+hence it is that this nation, which is so small in numbers and so poor
+in climate and soil compared with many others, has, for many ages,
+been the most powerful nation in the world: it is the most
+industrious, the most laborious, and, therefore, the most powerful.
+Elegant dresses, superb furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and
+canals, fleet horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships,
+warehouses teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that
+fall under our view, are so many marks of national wealth and
+resources. But all these spring from <i>labour</i>. Without the journeyman
+and the labourer none of them could exist; without the assistance of
+their hands the country would be a wilderness, hardly worth the notice
+of an invader.</p>
+
+<p>As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country abound in
+resources, so it is the same class of men, who must, by their arms,
+secure its safety and uphold its fame. Titles and immense sums of
+money have been bestowed upon numerous Naval and Military Commanders.
+Without calling the justice of these in question, we may assert that
+the victories were obtained by <i>you</i> and your fathers and brothers and
+sons, in co-operation with those Commanders, who, with <i>your</i> aid,
+have done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid, would
+have been as impotent as children at the breast.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_185'></a>With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with what
+indignation must you hear yourselves called the Populace, the Rabble,
+the Mob, the Swinish Multitude; and with what greater indignation, if
+possible, must you hear the projects of those cool and cruel and
+insolent men, who, now that you have been, without any fault of yours,
+brought into a state of misery, propose to narrow the limit of parish
+relief, to prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to
+thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never more to
+behold your parents or friends? But suppress your indignation, until
+we return to this topic, after we have considered the <i>cause</i> of your
+present misery, and the measures which have produced that cause.</p>
+
+<p>The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation, as described
+by the very creatures of Government, is fast advancing to that period
+when an important change must take place. It is the lot of mankind
+that some shall labour with their limbs and others with their minds;
+and, on all occasions, more especially on an occasion like the
+present, it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of the
+former. We are all equally interested in the peace and happiness of
+our common country. It is of the utmost importance that, in the
+seeking to obtain these objects, our endeavours should be uniform, and
+tend all to the same point. Such an uniformity cannot<a name='Page_186'></a> exist without
+an uniformity of sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this
+latter uniformity amongst you is the object of this address.</p>
+
+<p>As to the cause of our present miseries, it is the enormous amount of
+the taxes which the Government compels us to pay for the support of
+its army, its placemen, its pensioners, etc., and for the payment of
+the interest of its debt. That this is the <i>real</i> cause has been a
+thousand times proved; and it is now so acknowledged by the creatures
+of the Government themselves. Two hundred and five of the
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the
+country to taxation. Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the
+Pitt system, now declare that taxation has been the cause of our
+distress. Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of
+the country previous to the wars against France, we must see that our
+present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes then annually
+raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they amounted last year to
+seventy millions. The nation was then happy; it is now miserable.</p>
+
+<p>The writers and speakers who labour in the cause of corruption, have
+taken great pains to make the labouring classes believe that <i>they</i>
+are <i>not taxed</i>; that the taxes which are paid by the landlords,
+farmers, and tradesmen, do not affect you, the journeymen and
+labourers; and that the tax-makers have been very<a name='Page_187'></a> lenient towards
+you. But, I hope that you see to the bottom of these things now. You
+must be sensible that if all your employers were totally ruined in one
+day, you would be wholly without employment and without bread; and, of
+course, in whatever degree your employers are deprived of their means,
+they must withhold means from you. In America the most awkward common
+labourer receives five shillings a day, while provisions are cheaper
+in that country than in this. Here, a carter, boarded in the house,
+receives about seven pounds a year; in America, he receives about
+thirty pounds a year. What is it that makes this difference? Why, in
+America the whole of the taxes do not amount to more than about ten
+shillings a head upon the whole of the population; while in England
+they amount to nearly six pounds a head! <i>There</i>, a journeyman or
+labourer may support his family well, and save from thirty to sixty
+pounds a year: <i>here</i>, he amongst you is a lucky man, who can provide
+his family with food and with decent clothes to cover them, without
+any hope of possessing a penny in the days of sickness or of old age.
+<i>There</i>, the Chief Magistrate receives six thousand pounds a year;
+<i>here</i>, the civil list surpasses a million of pounds in amount, and as
+much is allowed to each of the Princesses in one year, as the chief
+magistrate of America receives in two years, though that country is
+nearly equal to this in population.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_188'></a>A Mr. Preston, a lawyer of great eminence, and a great praiser of
+Pitt, has just published a pamphlet, in which is this remark: 'It
+should always be remembered, that the eighteen pounds a year paid to
+any placeman or pensioner, withdraws from the public the means of
+giving active employment to one individual as the head of a family;
+thus depriving five persons of the means of sustenance from the fruits
+of honest industry and active labour, and rendering them paupers.'
+Thus this supporter of Pitt acknowledges the great truth that the
+taxes are the cause of a people's poverty and misery and degradation.
+We did not stand in need of this acknowledgment; the fact has been
+clearly proved before; but it is good for us to see the friends and
+admirers of Pitt brought to make this confession.</p>
+
+<p>It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of question: 'If
+taxes be the cause of the people's misery, how comes it that they were
+not so miserable before the taxes were reduced as they are now?' Here
+is a fallacy which you will be careful to detect. I know that the
+taxes have been reduced; that is to say, <i>nominally</i> reduced, but not
+so in fact; on the contrary, they have, in reality, been greatly
+augmented. This has been done by the sleight-of-hand of paper money.
+Suppose, for instance, that four years ago, I had a hundred pounds to
+pay in taxes, then a hundred and thirty bushels of wheat would have
+paid my share. If I have now seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it<a name='Page_189'></a>
+will require a hundred and ninety bushels of wheat to pay my share of
+taxes. Consequently, though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are,
+in reality, greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain
+of paper money. In 1812, the pound-note was worth only thirteen
+shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings. Therefore, when
+we now pay a pound-note to the tax-gatherer, we really pay him twenty
+shillings where we before paid him thirteen shillings; and the
+Landholders who lent pound-notes worth thirteen shillings each, are
+now paid their interest in pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the
+thing is come to what Sir Francis Burdett told the Parliament it would
+come to. He told them in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the
+interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper money equal in
+value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen must be ruined,
+and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the last stage of misery.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes, under
+which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many of you down
+into the state of paupers, and which now threatens to deprive many of
+you of your existence. We next come to consider what have been the
+causes of this weight of taxes. Here we must go back a little in our
+history, and you will soon see that this intolerable weight has all
+proceeded from the want of a Parliamentary Reform.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_190'></a>In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the throne, the
+annual interest of the Debt amounted to about five millions, and the
+whole of the taxes to about nine millions. But, soon after this, a war
+was entered on to compel the Americans to submit to be taxed by the
+Parliament, without being represented in that Parliament. The
+Americans triumphed, and, after the war was over, the annual interest
+of the Debt amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the
+taxes to about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the
+French people began their Revolution. The French people had so long
+been the slaves of a despotic government, that the friends of freedom
+in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause of Reform, which
+had never ceased to have supporters in England for a great many years,
+now acquired new life, and the Reformers urged the Parliament to grant
+reform, instead of going to war against the people of France. The
+Reformers said: 'Give the nation reform, and you need fear no
+revolution.' The Parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers,
+crushed them, and went to war against the people of France; and the
+consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the Debt now
+amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of the taxes, during
+each of the last several years, to seventy millions. So that these
+wars have ADDED thirty-six millions a year to the interest of the
+Debt, and fifty-<a name='Page_191'></a>five millions a year to the amount of the whole of
+the taxes! This is the price that we have paid for having checked (for
+it is only checked) the progress of liberty in France; for having
+forced upon that people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled
+another branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition,
+which Napoleon had put down.</p>
+
+<p>Since the restoration of the Bourbons and of the old Government of
+France has been, as far as possible, the grand result of the contest;
+since this has been the end of all our fightings and all our past
+sacrifices and present misery and degradation; let us see (for the
+inquiry is now very full of interest) what sort of Government that was
+which the French people had just destroyed, when our Government began
+its wars against that people.</p>
+
+<p>If, only twenty-eight years ago, any man in England had said that the
+Government of France was one that ought to be suffered to exist, he
+would have been hooted out of any company. It is notorious that that
+Government was a cruel despotism; and that we and our forefathers
+always called it such. This description of that Government is to be
+found in all our histories, in all our Parliamentary debates, in all
+our books on Government and politics. It is notorious, that the family
+of Bourbon has produced the most perfidious and bloody monsters that
+ever disgraced the human form. It is notorious that millions of
+Frenchmen<a name='Page_192'></a> have been butchered, and burnt, and driven into exile by
+their commands. It is recorded, even in the history of France, that
+one of them said that the putrid carcass of a Protestant smelt sweet
+to him. Even in these latter times, so late as the reign of Louis
+XIV., it is notorious that hundreds of thousands of innocent people
+were put to the most cruel death. In some instances, they were burnt
+in their houses; in others they were shut into lower rooms, while the
+incessant noise of kettle-drums over their heads, day and night, drove
+them to raving madness. To enumerate all the infernal means employed
+by this tyrant to torture and kill the people, would fill a volume.
+Exile was the lot of those who escaped the swords, the wheels, the
+axes, the gibbets, the torches of his hell-hounds. England was the
+place of refuge for many of these persecuted people. The grandfather
+of the present Earl of Radnor, and the father of the venerable Baron
+Maseres were amongst them; and it is well known that England owes no
+inconsiderable part of her manufacturing skill and industry to that
+atrocious persecution. Enemies of freedom, wherever it existed, this
+family of Bourbon, in the reign of Louis XIV. and XV., fitted out
+expeditions for the purpose of restoring the Stuarts to the throne of
+England, and thereby caused great expense and blood-shed to this
+nation; and, even the Louis who was beheaded by his subjects, did, in
+the most perfidious<a name='Page_193'></a> manner, make war upon England, during her war
+with America. No matter what was the nature of the cause, his conduct
+was perfidious; he professed peace while he was preparing for war. His
+object could not be to assist freedom, because his own subjects were
+slaves.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the family that were ruling in France when the French
+Revolution began. After it was resolved to go to war against the
+people of France, all the hirelings of corruption were set to work to
+gloss over the character and conduct of the old Government, and to
+paint in the most horrid colours the acts of vengeance which the
+people were inflicting on the numerous tyrants, civil, military, and
+ecclesiastical, whom the change of things had placed at their mercy.
+The people's turn was now come, and, in the days of their power, they
+justly bore in mind the oppressions which they and their forefathers
+had endured. The taxes imposed by the Government became at last
+intolerable. It had contracted a great debt to carry on its wars. In
+order to be able to pay the interest of this debt, and to support an
+enormous standing army in time of peace, it laid upon the people
+burdens which they could no longer endure. It fined and flogged
+fathers and mothers if their children were detected in smuggling. Its
+courts of justice were filled with cruel and base judges. The nobility
+treated the common people like dogs; these latter<a name='Page_194'></a> were compelled to
+serve as soldiers, but were excluded from all share, or chance of
+honour and command, which were engrossed by the nobility.</p>
+
+<p>Now, when the time came for the people to have the power in their
+hands, was it surprising that the first use they made of it was to
+take vengeance on their oppressors? I will not answer this question
+myself. It shall be answered by Mr. Arthur Young, the present
+Secretary of the Board of Agriculture. He was in France at the time,
+and living upon the very spot, and having examined into the causes of
+the Revolution, he wrote and published the following remarks, in his
+<i>Travels</i>, vol. i. page 603:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'It is impossible to justify the excesses of the people on
+ their taking up arms; they were certainly guilty of
+ cruelties; it is idle to deny the facts, for they have been
+ proved too clearly to admit of doubt. But is it really the
+ people to whom we are to impute the whole? Or to their
+ oppressors, who had kept them so long in a state of bondage?
+ He who chooses to be served by slaves and by ill-treated
+ slaves, must know that he holds both his property and his
+ life by a tenure far different from those who prefer the
+ service of well-treated freemen; and he who dines to the
+ music of groaning sufferers, must not, in the moment of
+ insurrection, complain that his sons' throats are cut. When
+ such evils happen, they surely are more imputable to the
+ tyranny of the master than to the cruelty of the servant. The
+ analogy holds with the French peasants. The murder of a
+ seigneur, or a country seat in flames, is recorded in every
+ newspaper; the rank of the person who suffers attracts
+ notice; but where do we find the registers of that seigneur's
+ oppressions of<a name='Page_195'></a> his peasantry, and his exactions of feudal
+ services from those whose children were dying around them for
+ want of bread? Where do we find the minutes that assigned
+ these starving wretches to some vile pettifogger, to be
+ fleeced by impositions, and mockery of justice, in the
+ seigneural courts? Who gives us the awards of the Intendant
+ and his <i>sub-delegues</i>, which took off the taxes of a man of
+ fashion, and laid them with accumulated weight on the poor,
+ who were so unfortunate as to be his neighbours? Who has
+ dwelt sufficiently upon explaining all the ramifications of
+ despotism, regal, aristocratical, and ecclesiastical,
+ pervading the whole mass of the people; reaching, like a
+ circulating fluid, the most distant capillary tubes of
+ poverty and wretchedness? In these cases the sufferers are
+ too ignoble to be known; and the mass too indiscriminate to
+ be pitied. But should a philosopher feel and reason thus?
+ Should he mistake the cause for the effect? and, giving all
+ his pity to the few, feel no compassion for the many, because
+ they suffer in his eyes not individually but by millions? The
+ excesses of the people cannot, I fear, be justified; it would
+ undoubtedly have done them credit, both as men and as
+ Christians, if they had possessed their new acquired power
+ with moderation. But let it be remembered that the populace
+ in no country ever use power with moderation; excess is
+ inherent in their aggregate constitution: and as every
+ Government in the world knows that violence infallibly
+ attends power in such hands, it is doubly bound in common
+ sense, and for common safety, so to conduct itself, that the
+ people may not find an interest in public confusions. They
+ will always suffer much and long, before they are effectually
+ roused; nothing, therefore, can kindle the flame but such
+ oppressions of some classes or order in society as give able
+ men the opportunity of seconding the general mass; discontent
+ will diffuse itself around; and if the Government take not
+ warning in time, it is alone answerable for all the burnings
+ and all the plunderings and all the devastation and all the
+ blood that follow.' </p></div>
+
+<p><a name='Page_196'></a>Who can deny the justice of these observations? It was the Government
+alone that was justly chargeable with the excesses committed in this
+early stage, and, in fact, in every other stage, of the Revolution of
+France. If the Government had given way in time, none of these
+excesses would have been committed. If it had listened to the
+complaints, the prayers, the supplications, the cries of the
+cruelly-treated and starving people; if it had changed its conduct,
+reduced its expenses, it might have been safe under the protection of
+the peace-officers, and might have disbanded its standing army. But it
+persevered; it relied upon the bayonet, and upon its judges and
+hangmen. The latter were destroyed, and the former went over to the
+side of the people. Was it any wonder that the people burnt the houses
+of their oppressors, and killed the owners and their families? The
+country contained thousands upon thousands of men that had been ruined
+by taxation, and by judgments of infamous courts of justice, 'a
+mockery of justice'; and, when these ruined men saw their oppressors
+at their feet, was it any wonder that they took vengeance upon them?
+Was it any wonder that the son, who had seen his father and mother
+flogged, because he, when a child, had smuggled a handful of salt,
+should burn for an occasion to shoot through the head the ruffians who
+had thus lacerated the bodies of his parents? Moses slew<a name='Page_197'></a> the insolent
+Egyptian who had smitten one of his countrymen in bondage. Yet Moses
+has never been called either a murderer or a cruel wretch for this
+act; and the bondage of the Israelites was light as a feather compared
+to the tyranny under which the people of France had groaned for ages.
+Moses resisted oppression in the only way that resistance was in his
+power. He knew that his countrymen had no chance of justice in any
+court; he knew that petitions against his oppressors were all in vain;
+and 'looking upon the burdens' of his countrymen, he resolved to begin
+the only sort of resistance that was left him. Yet it was little more
+than a mere insult that drew forth his anger and resistance; and, if
+Moses was justified, as he clearly was, what needs there any apology
+for the people of France?</p>
+
+<p>It seems at first sight very strange that the Government of France
+should not have 'taken warning in time.' But it had so long been in
+the habit of despising the people that its mind was incapable of
+entertaining any notion of danger from the oppressions heaped upon
+them. It was surrounded with panders and parasites who told it nothing
+but flattering falsehoods; and it saw itself supported by two hundred
+and fifty thousand bayonets, which it thought irresistible; though it
+found in the end that those who wielded those bayonets were not long
+so base as to be induced, either by threats or promises, to butcher
+their<a name='Page_198'></a> brothers and sisters and parents. And, if you ask me how it
+came to pass that they did not 'take warning in time,' I answer that
+they did take warning, but that, seeing that the change which was
+coming would deprive them of a great part of their power and
+emoluments, they resolved to resist the change, and to destroy the
+country, if possible, rather than not have all its wealth and power to
+themselves. The ruffian whom we read of, a little time ago, who
+stabbed a young woman because she was breaking from him to take the
+arm of another man whom she preferred, acted upon the principle of the
+ministers, the noblesse, and the clergy of France. They could no
+longer unjustly possess, therefore they would destroy. They saw that
+if a just government were established; that if the people were fairly
+represented in a national council; they saw that if this were to take
+place, they would no longer be able to wallow in wealth at the expense
+of the people; and, seeing this, they resolved to throw all into
+confusion, and, if possible, to make a heap of ruins of that country
+which they could no longer oppress, and the substance of which they
+could no longer devour.</p>
+
+<p>Talk of violence indeed! Was there anything too violent, anything too
+severe to be inflicted on these men? It was they who produced
+confusion; it was they who caused the massacres and guillotinings; it
+was they who destroyed the kingly government; it was<a name='Page_199'></a> they who brought
+the king to the block. They were answerable for all and for every
+single part of the mischief, as much as Pharaoh was for the plagues in
+Egypt, which history of Pharaoh seems, by the bye, to be intended as a
+lesson to all future tyrants. He 'set taskmasters over the Israelites
+to afflict them with burdens; and he made them build treasure cities
+for him; he made them serve with rigour; he made their lives bitter
+with hard bondage, in mortar and in brick, and in all manner of
+service of the field; he denied them straw, and insisted upon their
+making the same quantity of bricks, and because they were unable to
+obey, the taskmasters called them idle and beat them.' Was it too much
+to scourge and to destroy all the first-born of men who could
+tolerate, assist, and uphold a tyrant like this? Yet was Pharaoh less
+an oppressor than the old government of France.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, then, we have a view of the former state of that country, by
+wars against the people of which we have been brought into our present
+state of misery. There are many of the hirelings of corruption, who
+actually insist on it that we ought now to go to war again for the
+restoring of all the cruel despotism which formerly existed in France.
+This is what cannot be done, however. Our wars have sent back the
+Bourbons; but the tithes, the seigneurs, and many other curses have
+not been restored. The French people still enjoy much of the benefit
+of the Revolu<a name='Page_200'></a>tion; and great numbers of their ancient petty tyrants
+have been destroyed. So that even were things to remain as they are,
+the French people have gained greatly by their Revolution. But things
+cannot remain as they are. Better days are at hand.</p>
+
+<p>In proceeding now to examine the remedies for your distresses, I shall
+first notice some of those which foolish, or cruel and insolent men
+have proposed. Seeing that the cause of your misery is the weight of
+taxation, one would expect to hear of nothing but a reduction of
+taxation in the way of remedy; but from the friends of corruption
+never do we hear of any such remedy. To hear them, one would think
+that <i>you</i> had been the guilty cause of the misery you suffer; and
+that you, and you alone, ought to be made answerable for what has
+taken place. The emissaries of corruption are now continually crying
+out against the weight of the Poor-rates, and they seem to regard all
+that is taken in that way as a dead loss to the Government! Their
+project is to deny relief to all who are able to work. But what is the
+use of your being able to work, if no one will, or can, give you work?
+To tell you that you must work for your bread, and, at the same time,
+not to find any work for you, is full as bad as it would be to order
+you to make bricks without straw. Indeed, it is rather more cruel and
+insolent; for Pharaoh's taskmasters did point out to the Israelites
+that they might go into the fields and<a name='Page_201'></a> get <i>stubble</i>. The <i>Courier</i>
+newspaper of the 9th of October, says, 'We must thus be cruel only to
+be kind.' I am persuaded that you will not understand this kindness,
+while you will easily understand the cruelty. The notion of these
+people seems to be that everybody that receives money out of the taxes
+has a right to receive it, except you. They tremble at the fearful
+amount of the Poor-rates: they say, and very truly, that those rates
+have risen from two and a half to eight or ten millions since the
+beginning of the wars against the people of France; they think, and
+not without reason, that these rates will soon swallow up nearly all
+the rent of the land. These assertions and apprehensions are perfectly
+well founded; but how can <i>you</i> help it? You have not had the
+management of the affairs of the nation. It is not you who have ruined
+the farmers and tradesmen. You only want food and raiment: you are
+ready to work for it; but you cannot go naked and without food.</p>
+
+<p>But the complaints of these persons against you are the more
+unreasonable, because they say not a word against the sums paid to
+sinecure placemen and pensioners. Of the five hundred and more
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture, there are scarcely ten who
+do not complain of the weight of the Poor-rates, of the immense sums
+taken away from them by the poor, and many of them complain of the
+idleness of the poor. But not one single man<a name='Page_202'></a> complains of the immense
+sums taken away to support sinecure placemen, who do nothing for their
+money, and to support pensioners, many of whom are women and children,
+the wives and daughters of the nobility and other persons in high
+life, and who can do nothing, and never can have done anything for
+what they receive. There are of these places and pensions all sizes,
+from twenty pounds to thirty thousand and nearly forty thousand pounds
+a year! And surely these ought to be done away before any proposition
+be made to take the parish allowance from any of you who are unable to
+work, or to find work to do. There are several individual placemen,
+the profits of each of which would maintain a thousand families. The
+names of the ladies upon the pension list would, if printed, one under
+another, fill a sheet of paper like this. And is it not, then, base
+and cruel at the same time in these Agricultural correspondents to cry
+out so loudly against the charge of supporting the unfortunate poor,
+while they utter not a word of complaint against the sinecure places
+and pensions?</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate journeymen and labourers and their families have a
+right, they have a just claim, to relief from the purses of the rich.
+For there can exist no riches and no resources which they by their
+labour have not assisted to create. But I should be glad to know how
+the sinecure placemen and lady pensioners<a name='Page_203'></a> have assisted to create
+food and raiment, or the means of producing them. The labourer who is
+out of work or ill, to-day, may be able to work, and set to work
+to-morrow. While those placemen and pensioners never can work; or, at
+least, it is clear that they never intend to do it.</p>
+
+<p>You have been represented by the <i>Times</i> newspaper, by the <i>Courier</i>,
+by the <i>Morning Post</i>, by the <i>Morning Herald</i>, and others, as the
+<i>scum</i> of society. They say that you have no business at public
+meetings; that you are rabble, and that you pay no taxes. These
+insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth, would not be able to put
+their abuse of you in print were it not for your labour. You create
+all that is an object of taxation; for even the land itself would be
+good for nothing without your labour. But are you not taxed? Do you
+pay no taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture
+has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as possible on
+the articles used by you. One would wonder how a man could be found
+impudent enough to put an assertion like this upon paper. But the
+people of this country have so long been insulted by such men, that
+the insolence of the latter knows no bounds.</p>
+
+<p>The tax gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand money of you:
+but there are few articles which you use, in the purchase of which you
+do not pay a tax.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_204'></a>On your shoes, salt, beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap,
+paper, coffee, spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles,
+tobacco: on all these, and many other articles you pay a tax, and even
+on your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which the
+loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more than one half
+of what you pay for the article itself; these taxes go in part to
+support sinecure placemen and pensioners; and the ruffians of the
+hired press call you the scum of society, and deny that you have any
+right to show your faces at any public meeting to petition for a
+reform, or for the removal of any abuse whatever!</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and who is a member of Parliament
+and has a large estate, says upon this subject, 'Every family, even of
+the poorest labourer, consisting of five persons, may be considered as
+paying, in indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than
+half his wages at seven shillings a week!' And yet the insolent
+hirelings call you the mob, the rabble, the scum, the swinish
+multitude, and say that your voice is nothing; that you have no
+business at public meetings; and that you are, and ought to be
+considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall we never see the day
+when these men will change their tone! Will they never cease to look
+upon us [as on] brutes! I trust they will change their tone, and that
+the day of the change is at no great distance!</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_205'></a>The weight of the Poor-rate, which must increase while the present
+system continues, alarms the corrupt, who plainly see that what is
+paid to relieve you, they cannot have. Some of them, therefore, hint
+at your early marriages as a great evil, and a clergyman named Malthus
+has seriously proposed measures for checking you in this respect;
+while one of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture complains
+of the increase of bastards, and proposes severe punishment on the
+parents! How hard these men are to please! What would they have you
+do? As some have called you the swinish multitude, would it be much
+wonder if they were to propose to serve you as families of young pigs
+are served? Or if they were to bring forward the measure of Pharaoh,
+who ordered the midwives to kill all the male children of the
+Israelites?</p>
+
+<p>But, if you can restrain your indignation at these insolent notions
+and schemes, with what feelings must you look upon the condition of
+your country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as a
+curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries where taxes
+have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr. Gibbon, in his
+History of the <i>Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire</i>, has the
+following passage: 'The horrid practice of murdering their new-born
+infants was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was
+the effect of <i>distress</i>, and the distress was principally occasioned
+by the<a name='Page_206'></a> <i>intolerable burden of taxes</i>, and by the vexatious as well as
+cruel prosecutions of the officers of the revenue against their
+insolvent debtors. The less opulent or less industrious part of
+mankind, instead of rejoicing at an increase of family, deemed it an
+act of paternal tenderness to release the children from the impending
+miseries of a life which they themselves were unable to support.'</p>
+
+<p>But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine will not
+take place in England. You will not murder your new-born infants, nor
+will you, to please the corrupt and insolent, debar yourselves from
+enjoyments to which you are invited by the very first of Nature's
+laws. It is, however, a disgrace to the country that men should be
+found in it capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,
+a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl must be a spectacle of
+evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are thus to be
+extinguished, because some of you are now (without any fault of yours)
+unable to find work? As far as you were wanted to labour, to fight, or
+to pay taxes, you were welcome, and they boasted of your numbers; but
+now that your country has been brought into a state of misery, these
+corrupt and insolent men are busied with schemes for getting rid of
+you. Just as if you had not as good a right to live and to love and to
+marry as they have! They do not propose, far from it, to<a name='Page_207'></a> check the
+breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported in
+part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word about the
+whole families who are upon the pension list. In many cases there are
+sums granted in trust for <i>the children</i> of such a lord or such a
+lady. And while labourers and journeymen who have large families too,
+are actually paying taxes for the support of these lords' and ladies'
+children, these cruel and insolent men propose that they shall have no
+relief, and that their having children ought to be checked! To such a
+subject no words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel;
+and to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent
+men.</p>
+
+<p>There is one more scheme to notice, which, though rather less against
+nature is not less hateful and insolent; namely, to encourage you to
+emigrate to foreign countries. This scheme is distinctly proposed to
+the Government by one of the correspondents of the Board of
+Agriculture. What he means by encouragement must be to send away by
+force, or by paying for the passage; for a man who has money stands in
+no need of relief. But, I trust, that not a man of you will move, let
+the <i>encouragement</i> be what it may. It is impossible for many to go,
+though the prospect be ever so fair. We must stand by our country, and
+it is base not to stand by her, as long as there is a chance of seeing
+her what she ought to be. But the proposition is,<a name='Page_208'></a> nevertheless, base
+and insolent This man did not propose to encourage the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners to emigrate; yet, surely, you who help to
+maintain them by the taxes which you pay, have as good a right to
+remain in the country as they have! You have fathers and mothers and
+sisters and brothers and children and friends as well as they; but
+this base projector recommends that you may be encouraged to leave
+your relations and friends for ever; while he would have the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners remain quietly where they are!</p>
+
+<p>No: you will not leave your country. If you have suffered much and
+long, you have the greater right to remain in the hope of seeing
+better days. And I beseech you not to look upon yourselves as the
+<i>scum</i>; but, on the contrary, to be well persuaded that a great deal
+will depend upon your exertions; and therefore, I now proceed to point
+out to you what appears to me to be the line of conduct which
+journeymen and labourers ought to pursue in order to obtain effectual
+relief, and to assist in promoting tranquillity and restoring the
+happiness of the country.</p>
+
+<p>We have seen that the cause of our miseries is the burden of taxes
+occasioned by wars, by standing armies, by sinecures, by pensions,
+etc. It would be endless and useless to enumerate all the different
+heads or sums of expenditure. The remedy is what<a name='Page_209'></a> we have now to look
+to, and that remedy consists wholly and solely of such a reform in the
+Commons' or People's House of Parliament, as shall give to every payer
+of direct taxes a vote at elections, and as shall cause the Members to
+be elected annually.</p>
+
+<p>In a late <i>Register</i> I have pointed out how easily, how peaceably, how
+fairly, such a Parliament might be chosen. I am aware that it may, and
+not without justice, be thought wrong to deprive those of the right of
+voting who pay indirect taxes. Direct taxes are those which are
+directly paid by any person into the hands of the tax-gatherers, as
+the assessed rates and taxes. Indirect taxes are those which are paid
+indirectly through the maker or seller of goods, as the tax on soap or
+candles or salt or malt. And, as no man ought to be taxed without his
+consent, there has always been a difficulty upon this head. There has
+been no question about the <i>right</i> of every man who is free to
+exercise his will, who has a settled place in society, and who pays a
+tax of any sort, to vote for Members of Parliament. The difficulty is
+in taking the votes by any other means than by the Rate-book; for if
+there be no list of tax-payers in the hands of any person, mere menial
+servants, vagrants, pickpockets, and scamps of all sorts might not
+only come to the poll, but they might poll in several parishes or
+places, on one and the same day. A corrupt rich man might employ
+scores of persons of this description, and<a name='Page_210'></a> in this way would the
+purpose of reform be completely defeated. In America, where one branch
+of the Congress is elected for four years and the other for two years,
+they have still adhered to the principle of direct taxation, and in
+some of the States they have made it necessary for a voter to be worth
+one hundred pounds. Yet they have, in that country, duties on goods,
+custom duties, and excise duties also; and, of course, there are many
+persons who really pay taxes, and who, nevertheless, are not permitted
+to vote. The people do not complain of this. They know that the number
+of votes is so great that no corruption can take place, and they have
+no desire to see livery servants, vagrants, and pickpockets take part
+in their elections. Nevertheless it would be very easy for a reformed
+Parliament, when once it had taken root, to make a just arrangement of
+this matter. The most likely method would be to take off the indirect
+taxes, and to put a small direct tax upon every master of a house,
+however low his situation in life.</p>
+
+<p>But this and all other good things, must be done by a reformed
+Parliament. We must have that first, or we shall have nothing good;
+and any man who would beforehand take up your time with the detail of
+what a reformed Parliament ought to do in this respect, or with
+respect to any changes in the form of government, can have no other
+object than that of defeating<a name='Page_211'></a> the cause of reform; and, indeed, the
+very act must show, that to raise obstacles is his wish.</p>
+
+<p>Such men, now that they find you justly irritated, would persuade you
+that, because things have been perverted from their true ends, there
+is nothing good in our constitution and laws. For what, then, did
+Hampden die in the field, and Sydney on the scaffold? And has it been
+discovered at last that England has always been an enslaved country
+from top to toe? The Americans, who are a very wise people, and who
+love liberty with all their hearts, and who take care to enjoy it too,
+took special care not to part with any of the great principles and
+laws which they derived from their forefathers. They took special care
+to speak with reverence of, and to preserve Magna Charta, the Bill of
+Rights, the Habeas Corpus, and not only all the body of the Common Law
+of England, but most of the rules of our courts, and all our form of
+jurisprudence. Indeed it is the greatest glory of England that she has
+thus supplied with sound principles of freedom those immense regions
+which will be peopled perhaps by hundreds of millions.</p>
+
+<p>I know of no enemy of reform and of the happiness of the country so
+great as that man who would persuade you that we possess nothing good,
+and that all must be torn to pieces. There is no principle, no
+precedent, no regulations (except as to mere matter of detail),
+favourable to freedom, which is not to be found in the<a name='Page_212'></a> Laws of
+England or in the example of our ancestors. Therefore I say we may ask
+for, and we want nothing new. We have great constitutional laws and
+principles to which we are immovably attached. We want great
+alteration, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification, to suit
+the times and circumstances; but the great principles ought to be and
+must, be the same, or else confusion will follow.</p>
+
+<p>It was the misfortune of the French people that they had no great and
+settled principles to refer to in their laws or history. They sallied
+forth and inflicted vengeance on their oppressors; but, for want of
+settled principles to which to refer they fell into confusion; they
+massacred each other; they next flew to a military chief to protect
+them even against themselves; and the result has been what we too well
+know. Let us therefore congratulate ourselves that we have great
+constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and to
+which we are attached.</p>
+
+<p>That reform will come I know, if the people do their duty; and all
+that we have to guard against is confusion, which cannot come if
+reform take place in time. I have before observed to you that when the
+friends of corruption in France saw that they could not prevent a
+change, they bent their endeavours to produce confusion, in which they
+fully succeeded. They employed numbers of unprincipled men to go about
+the country proposing all sorts of mad schemes. They pro<a name='Page_213'></a>duced first a
+confusion in men's minds, and next a civil war between provinces,
+towns, villages and families. The tyrant Robespierre, who was exceeded
+in cruelty only by some of the Bourbons, was proved to have been in
+league with the open enemies of France. He butchered all the real
+friends of freedom whom he could lay his hands on, except Paine, whom
+he shut up in a dungeon till he was reduced to a skeleton. This
+monster was at last put to death himself; and his horrid end ought to
+be a warning to any man who may wish to walk in the same path. But I
+am, for my part, in little fear of the influence of such men. They
+cannot cajole you as Robespierre cajoled the people of Paris. It is,
+nevertheless, necessary for you to be on your guard against them, and
+when you hear a man talking big and hectoring about projects which go
+further than a real and radical reform of the Parliament, be you well
+assured that that man would be a second Robespierre if he could, and
+that he would make use of you and sacrifice the life of the very last
+man of you; that he would ride upon the shoulders of some through
+rivers of the blood of others, for the purpose of gratifying his own
+selfish and base and insolent ambition.</p>
+
+<p>In order effectually to avoid the rock of confusion, we should keep
+steadily in our eye not only what we wish to be done but what can be
+done now. We know that such a reform as would send up a Parliament,
+chosen by all payers of direct taxes, is not only just and<a name='Page_214'></a>
+reasonable, but easy of execution. I am therefore for accomplishing
+that object first; and I am not at all afraid that a set of men who
+would really hold the purse of the people, and who had been just
+chosen freely by the people, would very soon do everything that the
+warmest friend of freedom could wish to see done.</p>
+
+<p>While, however, you are upon your guard against false friends, you
+should neglect no opportunity of doing all that is within your power
+to give support to the cause of reform. Petition is the channel for
+your sentiments, and there is no village so small that its petition
+would not have some weight. You ought to attend at every public
+meeting within your reach. You ought to read to and to assist, each
+other in coming at a competent knowledge of all public matters. Above
+all things, you ought to be unanimous in your object, and not suffer
+yourselves to be divided.</p>
+
+<p>The subject of religion has nothing to do with this great question of
+reform. A reformed Parliament would soon do away with all religious
+distinctions and disabilities. In their eyes, a Catholic and a
+Protestant would both appear in the same light.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Courier</i>, the <i>Times</i>, and other emissaries of corruption, are
+constantly endeavouring to direct your wrath against bakers, brewers,
+butchers, and other persons who deal in the necessaries of life. But,
+I trust that you are not to be stimulated to such a species of
+violence. These tradesmen are as much<a name='Page_215'></a> in distress as you. They cannot
+help their malt and hops and beer and bread and meat being too dear
+for you to purchase. They all sell as cheap as they can, without being
+absolutely ruined. The beer you drink is more than half <i>tax</i>, and
+when the tax has been paid by the seller he must have payment back
+again from you who drink, or he must be ruined. The baker has numerous
+taxes to pay, and so has the butcher, and so has the miller and the
+farmer. Besides, all men are eager to sell, and, if they could sell
+cheaper they certainly would, because that would be the sure way of
+getting more custom. It is the weight of the taxes which presses us
+all to the earth, except those who receive their incomes out of those
+taxes. Therefore I exhort you most earnestly not to be induced to lay
+violent hands on those who really suffer as much as yourselves.</p>
+
+<p>On the subject of lowering wages too, you ought to consider that your
+employers cannot give to you that which they have not. At present,
+corn is high in price, but that high price is no benefit to the
+farmer, because it has risen from the badness of the crop, which Mr.
+Hunt foretold at the Common Hall, and for the foretelling of which he
+was so much abused by the hirelings of the press, who, almost up to
+this very moment, have been boasting and thanking God for the goodness
+of the crop! The farmer whose corn is half destroyed, gains nothing by
+selling the remaining<a name='Page_216'></a> half for double the price at which he would
+have sold the whole. If I grow 10 quarters of wheat, and if I save it
+all and sell it for two pounds a quarter, I receive as much money as
+if I had sold the one-half of it for four pounds a quarter. And I am
+better off in the former case, because I want wheat for seed, and
+because I want some to consume myself. These matters I recommend to
+your serious consideration; because it being unjust to fall upon your
+employers to force them to give that which they have not to give, your
+conduct in such cases must tend to weaken the great cause in which we
+ought all now to be engaged, namely the removal of our burdens through
+the means of a reformed Parliament. It is the interest of vile men of
+all descriptions to set one part of the people against the other part;
+and therefore it becomes you to be constantly on your guard against
+their allurements.</p>
+
+<p>When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take time to
+reflect on the real cause, before they fly on their employers, who are
+in many cases in as great or greater distress than themselves. How
+many of those employers have of late gone to jail for debt and left
+helpless families behind them! The employer's trade falls off. His
+goods are reduced in price. His stock loses the half of its value. He
+owes money. He is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages?
+The cause of his ruin is the weight of the taxes, which presses so
+heavily on us<a name='Page_217'></a> all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods. But it
+is certain that a great many, a very large portion of the farmers,
+tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their supineness and want of
+public spirit, contributed towards the bringing of this ruin upon
+themselves and upon you. They have <i>skulked</i> from their public duty.
+They have kept aloof from, or opposed all measures for a redress of
+grievances; and indeed, they still skulk, though ruin and destruction
+stare them in the face. Why do they not now come forward and explain
+to you the real cause of the reduction of your wages? Why do they not
+put themselves at your head in petitioning for redress? This would
+secure their property much better than the calling in of troops, which
+can never afford them more than a short and precarious security. In
+the days of their prosperity they were amply warned of what has now
+come to pass; and the far greater part of them abused and calumniated
+those who gave them the warning. Even if they would now act the part
+of men worthy of being relieved, the relief to us all would speedily
+follow. If they will not; if they will still skulk, they will merit
+all the miseries which they are destined to suffer.</p>
+
+<p>Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction of those taxes
+which are pressing them as well as you to the earth, what are they
+doing? Why, they are applying to the Government to add to their
+receipts by passing Corn Bills, by preventing foreign wool from<a name='Page_218'></a> being
+imported; and many other silly schemes. Instead of asking for a
+reduction of taxes they are asking for the means of paying taxes!
+Instead of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,
+they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those places
+and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of the judges and
+of many other persons were greatly raised, some years ago, on the
+ground of the rise in the price of labour and provisions, why then do
+they not ask to have those salaries reduced, now that labour is
+reduced? Why do they not apply to the case of the judges and others
+the arguments which they apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to
+you; but they are too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in
+the way of petition! Far more honourable is it to be a ragged pauper
+than to be numbered among such men.</p>
+
+<p>These people call themselves the <i>respectable</i> part of the nation.
+They are, as they pretend, the virtuous part of the people, because
+they are quiet; as if virtue consisted in immobility! There is a
+canting Scotchman in London, who publishes a paper called the
+'<i>Champion</i>' who is everlastingly harping upon the virtues of the
+'fireside,' and who inculcates the duty of quiet submission. Might we
+ask this Champion of the teapot and milk-jug whether Magna Charta and
+the Bill of Rights were won by the fireside? Whether the tyrants of
+the House of Stuart<a name='Page_219'></a> and of Bourbon were hurled down by fireside
+virtues? Whether the Americans gained their independence, and have
+preserved their freedom, by sitting by the fireside? O, no! these were
+all achieved by action, and amidst bustle and noise. Quiet indeed! Why
+in this quality a log, or a stone, far surpasses even the pupils of
+this Champion of quietness; and the chairs round his fireside exceed
+those who sit in them. But in order to put these quiet, fireside,
+respectable people to the test, let us ask them if they approve of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, black eyes, bloody noses, fraud,
+bribery, corruption, perjury, and subornation of perjury; and if they
+say no, let us ask them whether these are not going on all over the
+country at every general election. If they answer yes, as they must
+unless they be guilty of wilful falsehood, will they then be so good
+as to tell us how they reconcile their inactivity with sentiments of
+virtue? Some men, in all former ages, have been held in esteem for
+their wisdom, their genius, their skill, their valour, their devotion
+to country, etc., but never until this age, was <i>quietness</i> deemed a
+quality to be extolled. It would be no difficult matter to show that
+the quiet, fireside gentry are the most callous and cruel, and,
+therefore, the most wicked part of the nation. Amongst them it is that
+you find all the peculators, all the blood-suckers of various degrees,
+all the borough-voters and their offspring, all the selfish and
+unfeeling wretches, who, rather than risk the dis<a name='Page_220'></a>turbing of their
+ease for one single month, rather than go a mile to hold up their hand
+at a public meeting, would see half the people perish with hunger and
+cold. The humanity, which is continually on their lips, is all
+fiction. They weep over the tale of woe in a novel; but round their
+'decent fireside,' never was compassion felt for a real sufferer, or
+indignation at the acts of a powerful tyrant.</p>
+
+<p>The object of the efforts of such writers is clearly enough seen. Keep
+all <i>quiet</i>! Do not rouse! Keep still! Keep down! Let those who
+perish, perish in silence! It will, however, be out of the power of
+these quacks, with all their laudanum, to allay the blood which is now
+boiling in the veins of the people of this kingdom; who, if they are
+doomed to perish, are at any rate resolved not to perish in silence.
+The writer whom I have mentioned above, says that he, of course, does
+not count 'the lower classes, who, under the pressure of need or under
+the influence of ignorant prejudice, may blindly and weakly rush upon
+certain and prompt punishment; but that the security of every decent
+fireside, every respectable father's best hopes for his children,
+still connect themselves with the Government.' And by Government he
+clearly means all the mass as it now stands. There is nobody so
+callous and so insolent as your sentimental quacks and their patients.
+How these 'decent fireside' people would stare, if some morning they
+were<a name='Page_221'></a> to come down and find them occupied by uninvited visitors! I
+hope they never will. I hope that things will never come to this pass:
+but if one thing more than any other tends to produce so sad an
+effect, it is the cool insolence with which such men as this writer
+treats the most numerous and most suffering classes of the people.</p>
+
+<p>Long as this Address already is, I cannot conclude without some
+observations on the 'Charity Subscriptions' at the London Tavern. The
+object of this subscription professes to be to afford relief to the
+distressed labourers, etc. About forty thousand pounds have been
+subscribed, and there is no probability of its going much further.
+There is an absurdity on the face of the scheme; for, as all parishes
+are compelled by law to afford relief to every person in distress, it
+is very clear that, as far as money is given by these people to
+relieve the poor, there will be so much saved in the parish rates. But
+the folly of the thing is not what I wish you most to attend to.
+Several of the subscribers to this fund receive each of them more than
+ten thousand pounds and some more than thirty thousand pounds each,
+out of those taxes which you help to pay, and which emoluments not a
+man of them proposes to give up. The clergy appear very forward in
+this subscription. An Archbishop and a Bishop assisted at the forming
+of the scheme. Now then, observe that there has been given out of the
+taxes,<a name='Page_222'></a> for several years past, one hundred thousand pounds a year,
+for what, think you? Why for the relief of the poor clergy! I have no
+account at hand later than that delivered last year, and there I find
+this sum!&mdash;for the poor clergy! The rich clergy do not pay this sum;
+but it comes out of those taxes, part, and a large part of which you
+pay on your beer, malt, salt, shoes, etc. I daresay that the 'decent
+firesides' of these poor clergy still connect themselves with the
+Government. Amongst all our misery we have had to support the
+intolerable disgrace of being an object of the charity of a Bourbon
+Prince, while we are paying for supporting that family upon the throne
+of France. Well! But is this all? We are taxed, at the very same
+moment, for the support of the French Emigrants! And you shall see to
+what amount. Nay, not only French, but Dutch and others, as appears
+from the forementioned account laid before Parliament last year. The
+sum, paid out of the taxes, in one year, for the relief of suffering
+French Clergy and Laity, St. Domingo Sufferers, Dutch Emigrants,
+Corsican Emigrants, was one hundred and eighty-seven thousand seven
+hundred and fifty pounds; yes, one hundred and eighty-seven thousand
+seven hundred and fifty pounds paid to this set in one year out of
+those taxes of which you pay so large a share, while you are insulted
+with a subscription to relieve you, and while there are projectors who
+have the audacity to recommend schemes for preventing you from
+marrying<a name='Page_223'></a> while young, and to induce you to emigrate from your
+country! I'll venture my life that the 'decent firesides' of all this
+swarm of French clergy and laity, and Dutch, and Corsicans, and St.
+Domingo sufferers 'still connect themselves closely with the
+Government'; and I will also venture my life that you do not stand in
+need of one more word to warm every drop of blood remaining in your
+bodies! As to the money subscribed by regiments of soldiers, whose pay
+arises from taxes in part paid by you, though it is a most shocking
+spectacle to behold, I do not think so much of it. The soldiers are
+your fathers, brothers, and sons. But if they were all to give their
+whole pay, and if they amount to one hundred and fifty thousand men,
+it would not amount to one-half of what is now paid in Poor-rates, and
+of course would not add half a pound of bread to every pound which the
+unhappy paupers now receive. All the expenses of the Army and Ordnance
+amount to an enormous sum&mdash;to sixteen or eighteen millions; but the
+pay of one hundred and fifty thousand men, at a shilling a day each,
+amounts to no more than two million seven hundred and twelve thousand
+five hundred pounds. So that, supposing them all to receive a shilling
+a day each, the soldiers receive only about a third part of the sum
+now paid annually in Poor-rates.</p>
+
+<p>I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your passions upon
+this occasion. I have laid before you, with all the clearness I am
+master of, the causes<a name='Page_224'></a> of our misery, the measures which have led to
+those causes, and I have pointed out what appears to me to be the only
+remedy&mdash;namely a reform of the Commons', or People's House of
+Parliament. I exhort you to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner,
+but at the same time to proceed with zeal and resolution in the
+attainment of this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the
+'decent fireside' gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves. Any
+man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up to London,
+with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands, to be presented
+whenever the House shall meet. Some further information will be given
+as to this matter in a future Number. In the meanwhile, I remain your
+Friend, WM. COBBETT.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>TO JACK HARROW, AN ENGLISH LABOURER</h3>
+
+<h4><i>On the new Cheat which is now on foot, and which goes under the name
+of Savings Banks</i></h4>
+
+<div class='address'><b>NORTH HAMPSTEAD, LONG ISLAND,<br />
+<i>November 7th, 1818.</i></b></div>
+
+<p>Friend Jack&mdash;You sometimes hear the Parson talk about deceivers, who
+go about in sheep's clothing; but who inwardly are ravening wolves.
+You frequently hear of the tricks of the London cheats, and I dare<a name='Page_225'></a>say
+you have often enough witnessed those of mountebanks and gypsies. But,
+Jack, all the tricks of these deceivers and cheaters, if the trickery
+of them all were put together, would fall far short of the trick now
+playing off under the name of Savings Banks. And seeing that it is
+possible that you may be exposed to the danger of having a few pounds
+picked out of your pocket by this trick, I think it right to put you
+on your guard against the cheat.</p>
+
+<p>You have before been informed of who and what the Boroughmongers are.
+Therefore, at present, I shall enter into no explanation of their
+recent conduct. But, in order to give you a clear view of their
+motives in this new trick, and which, I think, is about the last in
+their budget, I must go back and tell you something of the history of
+their Debt, and of what are called the Funds. Some years ago the
+Boroughmongers put me into a loathsome prison for two years, made me
+pay a thousand pounds fine, and made me enter into recognisances for
+seven years, only because I expressed my indignation at the flogging
+of Englishmen, in the heart of England, under the superintendence of
+hired German troops brought into the country to keep the people in
+awe. It pleased God, Jack, to preserve my life and health, while I was
+in that prison. And I employed a part of my time in writing a little
+book entitled <i>Paper against Gold</i>. In this little book I fully
+explained all the frauds of<a name='Page_226'></a> what is called the <i>National Debt</i>, and
+of what are called the <i>Funds</i>. But as it is possible that you may not
+have seen that little book, I will here tell you enough about these
+things to make you see the reasons for the Boroughmongers using this
+trick of Savings Banks.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers are, you know, those persons (some Lords, some
+Baronets, and some Esquires, as they call themselves) who fill, or
+nominate others to fill, the seats in the House of Commons. <i>Commons</i>
+means the mass of the <i>people</i>. So that this is the House of the
+People, according to the law of the land. The people&mdash;you, I, and all
+of us, ought to vote for the men who sit in this House. But the said
+Lords, Baronets, and Esquires have taken our rights away, and they
+nominate the Members themselves. A <i>monger</i> is a <i>dealer</i>, as
+ironmonger, cheesemonger, and the like: and as the Lords, Baronets,
+and Esquires sometimes sell and sometimes buy seats, and as the seats
+are said to be filled by the people in certain Boroughs, these Lords,
+Baronets, and Esquires are very properly called <i>Boroughmongers</i>; that
+is to say, dealers in boroughs or in the seats of boroughs. As all
+laws and all other matters of government are set up and enforced at
+the will of the two Houses, against whose will the king cannot stir
+hand or foot; and as the Boroughmongers fill the seats of the two
+Houses, they have all the power, and, of course, the king<a name='Page_227'></a> and the
+people have none. Being possessed of all the power; being able to tax
+us at their pleasure; being able to hang us for whatever they please
+to call a crime; they will, of course, do with our property and
+persons just what they please. And accordingly, they take from us more
+than the half of our earnings; and they keep soldiers (whom they
+deceive) to shoot at us and kill us, if we attempt to resist. They put
+us in dungeons when they like. And, in Ireland, they compel people to
+remain shut up in their houses from sunset to sunrise, and if any man,
+contrary to their commands, goes out of his house in the night, in
+order to go to the privy, they punish him very severely; and in that
+unhappy country they transport men and women to Botany Bay without any
+trial by jury, and merely by the orders of two justices of the peace
+appointed by themselves.</p>
+
+<p>This, Jack, is horrid work to be going on amongst a people who call
+themselves <i>free</i>; amongst a people who boast of their liberties. But
+the facts are so; and now I shall explain to you how the
+Boroughmongers, who are so few in number compared to the whole people,
+are able to commit these cruel acts and to carry on this abominable
+tyranny; and you will see that the trick of Savings Banks makes a part
+of the means, which they now intend to use for the perpetuating of
+this tyranny.</p>
+
+<p>Formerly, more than a hundred years ago, when<a name='Page_228'></a> the kings of England
+had some real power, and before the Boroughmongers took all the powers
+of king and people into their hands, the people, when the kings
+behaved amiss, used to rise against them and compel them to act
+justly. They beheaded Charles the First about one hundred and seventy
+years ago; and they drove James the Second out of the kingdom; they
+went so far as to set his family aside for ever, and they put up the
+present royal family in its stead.</p>
+
+<p>This was all very well; but when King James had been driven out, the
+Lords and Baronets and Squires conceived the notion of ruling for ever
+over king and people. They made Parliaments, which used to be annual,
+three years of duration; and when the members had been elected for
+three years, the members themselves made a law to make the people obey
+them for seven years. Thus was the usurpation completed; and from that
+time to this the Boroughmongers have filled the seats just as it has
+pleased them to do it; and they have, as I said before, done with our
+property and our persons just what they have pleased to do.</p>
+
+<p>Now it will naturally be matter of wonder to you, friend Jack, that
+this small band of persons, and of debauched wretched persons too, any
+half dozen of whom you would be able to beat with one hand tied down;
+it will be matter of wonder to you that this contemptible band should
+have been able thus to subjugate, and hold in bondage so degrading,
+the whole<a name='Page_229'></a> of the English people. But, Jack, recollect that once a
+parcel of fat, lazy, drinking, and guttling monks and friars were able
+to make this same people to work and support them in their laziness
+and debaucheries, aye, and almost to adore them, too; to go to them,
+and kneel down and confess their sins to them, and to believe that it
+was in their power to absolve them of their sins. Now how was it that
+these fat, these bastard-propagating rascals succeeded in making the
+people do this? Why by fraud; by deception; by cheatery; by making
+them believe lies; by frightening them half out of their wits; by
+making them believe that they would go to hell if they did not work
+for them. A ten-thousandth part of the people were able to knock the
+greasy vagabonds on the head; and they would have done it too; but
+they were afraid of going to hell if they had no priest to pardon
+them.</p>
+
+<p>Thus did these miscreants govern by fraud. The Boroughmongers, as I
+shall by and by show, have of late been compelled to resort to open
+force; but for a long while they governed by fraud alone. First they,
+by the artful and able agents which they have constantly kept in pay,
+frightened the people with the pretended dangers of a return of the
+old king's family. The people were amused with this scarecrow, while
+the chains were silently forging to bind them with. But the great
+fraud, the cheat of all cheats, was what they call the national debt.
+And now, Jack, pray attend to<a name='Page_230'></a> me; for I am going to explain the chief
+cause of all the disgraces and sufferings of the labourers in England;
+and am also going to explain the reasons or motives which the
+Boroughmongers have for setting on foot this new fraud of Savings
+Banks. I beg you, Jack, if you have no other leisure time, to stay at
+home instead of going to church, for one single Sunday. Shave
+yourself, put on a clean shirt, and sit down and read this letter ten
+times over, until you understand every word of it. And if you do that,
+you will laugh at the parson and tax-gatherer's coaxings about Savings
+Banks. You will keep your odd pennies to yourself; or lay them out in
+bread or bacon.</p>
+
+<p>You have heard, I daresay, a great deal about the national debt; and
+now I will tell you what this thing is, and how it came, and then you
+will see what an imposture it is, and how shamefully the people of
+England have been duped and robbed.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers having usurped all the powers of government, and
+having begun to pocket the public money at a great rate, the people
+grew discontented. They began to think that they had done wrong in
+driving King James away. In a pretty little fable-book, there is a
+fable which says that the frogs, who had a log of wood for king,
+prayed to Jupiter to send them something more active. He sent them a
+stork, or heron, which gobbled them up alive by scores! The people of
+England found in the Boroughmongers<a name='Page_231'></a> what the poor frogs found in the
+stork; and they began to cry out against them and to wish for the old
+king back again.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers saw their danger, and they adopted measures to
+prevent it. They saw that if they could make it the interest of a
+great many rich people to uphold them and their system they should be
+able to get along. They therefore passed a law to enable themselves to
+borrow money of rich people; and by the same law they imposed it on
+the people at large to pay, for ever, the interest of the money so by
+them borrowed.</p>
+
+<p>The money which they thus borrowed they spent in wars, or divided
+amongst themselves, in one shape or another. Indeed the money spent in
+wars was pocketed, for the greater part, by themselves. Thus they
+owed, in time, immense sums of money; and as they continued to pass
+laws to compel the nation at large to pay the interest of what they
+borrowed, spent and pocketed, they called and still call this debt,
+the debt of the nation; or, in the usual words, the national debt.</p>
+
+<p>It is curious to observe that there has seldom been known in the world
+any very wicked and mischievous scheme of which a priest of some
+description or other was not at the bottom. This scheme, certainly as
+wicked in itself as any that was ever known, and far more mischievous
+in its consequences than any other,<a name='Page_232'></a> was the offspring of a Bishop of
+Salisbury, whose name was Burnet; a name that we ought to teach our
+very children to execrate. This crafty priest was made a Bishop for
+his invention of this scheme; a fit reward for such a service.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers began this debt one hundred and twenty-four years
+ago. They have gone on borrowing ever since; and have never paid off
+one farthing, and never can. They have continued to pass Acts to make
+the people pay the interest of what has been borrowed; till, at last,
+the debt itself amounts to more than all the lands, all the houses,
+all the trees, all the canals and all the mines would sell for at
+their full sterling value; and the money to pay the interest is taken
+out of men's rents and out of their earnings; and you, Jack, as I
+shall by and by prove to you, pay to the Boroughmongers more than the
+half of what you receive in weekly wages from your master.</p>
+
+<p>Is not this a pretty state of things? Pray observe, Jack, the debt far
+exceeds the real full value of the whole kingdom, if there could be a
+purchaser found for it. So that, you see, as to private property no
+man has any, as long as this debt hangs upon the country. Your master,
+Farmer Gripe, for instance, calls his farm <i>his</i>. It is none of his,
+according to the Boroughmongers' law; for that law has pawned it for
+the payment of the interest of the Boroughmongers' debt; and the pawn<a name='Page_233'></a>
+must remain as long as the Boroughmongers' law remains. Gripe is
+compelled to pay out of the yearly value of his farm a certain portion
+to the debt. He may, indeed, sell the farm; but he can get only a part
+of the value; because the purchaser will have to pay a yearly sum on
+account of the pawn. In short, the Boroughmongers have, in fact,
+passed laws to take every man's private property away from him, in
+whatever portions their debt may demand such taking away; and a man
+who thinks himself an owner of land, is at best only a steward who
+manages it for the Boroughmongers.</p>
+
+<p>This, however, is only a small part of the evil; for the whole of the
+rents of the houses and lands and mines and canals would not pay the
+interest of this debt; no, and not much more than the half of it. The
+labour is therefore pawned too. Every man's labour is pawned for the
+payment of the interest of this debt. Aye, Jack, you may think that
+you are working for yourself, and that, when on a Saturday night you
+take nine shillings from Farmer Gripe, the shillings are for your own
+use. You are grievously deceived, for more than half the sum is paid
+to the Boroughmongers on account of the pawn. You do not see this, but
+the fact is so. Come, what are the things in which you expend the nine
+shillings? Tea, sugar, tobacco, candles, salt, soap, shoes, beer,
+bread; for no meat do you ever taste. On the articles taken together,
+except bread, you pay far more than half tax; and you will<a name='Page_234'></a> observe
+that your master's taxes are, in part, pinched out of you. There is an
+army employed in Ireland to go with the excisemen and other taxers to
+make the people pay. If the taxers were to wait at the ale houses and
+grocers' shops, and receive their portion from your own hands, you
+would then clearly see that the Boroughmongers take away more than the
+half of what you earn. You would then clearly see what it is that
+makes you poor and ragged, and that makes your children cry for the
+want of a bellyful. You would clearly see that what the hypocrites
+tell you about this being your lot, and about Providence placing you
+in such a state in order to try your patience and faith, is all a base
+falsehood. Why does not Providence place the Boroughmongers and the
+parsons in a state to try their patience and faith? Is Providence less
+anxious to save them than to save you? If you could see clearly what
+you pay on account of the Boroughmongers' pawn, you would see that
+your misery arises from the designs of a benevolent Providence being
+counteracted by the measures of the Borough-tyrants.</p>
+
+<p>Your lot, indeed! Your lot assigned by Providence! This is real
+blasphemy! Just as if Providence, which sends the salt on shore all
+round our coast, had ordained that you should not have any of it
+unless you would pay the Boroughmongers fifteen shillings a bushel tax
+upon it! But what a Providence must that be which would ordain that an
+Englishman should pay<a name='Page_235'></a> fifteen shillings tax on a bushel of English
+salt, while a Long Islander pays only two shillings and sixpence for a
+bushel of the same salt, after it is brought to America from England?
+What an idea must we have of such a Providence as this? Oh no, Jack;
+this is not the work of Providence. It is the work of the
+Boroughmongers; the pretext about Providence has been invented to
+deceive and cheat you, and to perpetuate your slavery.</p>
+
+<p>Well: all is pawned then. The land, the houses, the canals, the mines,
+and the labour are pawned for the payment of the interest of the
+Boroughmongers debt. Your labour, mind, Jack, is pawned for the
+one-half of its worth. But you will naturally ask, how is it that the
+nation, that everybody submits to this? There's your mistake, Jack. It
+is not <i>everybody</i> that submits. In the first place there are the
+Boroughmongers themselves and all their long tribe of relations,
+legitimate and spurious, who profit from the taxes, and who have the
+church livings, which they enjoy without giving the poor any part of
+their legal share of those livings. Then there are all the officers of
+army and navy, and all the endless hosts of place-men and place-women,
+pensioned men and pensioned women, and all the hosts of tax-gatherers,
+who alone, these last I mean, swallow more than would be necessary to
+carry on the Government under a reformed Parliament. But have you
+forgotten the lenders of<a name='Page_236'></a> the money which makes the debt? These people
+live wholly upon the interest of the debt; and of course they approve
+of your labour, and the labour of every man being pawned. The
+Boroughmongers have pawned your labour to them. Therefore they like
+that your labour should be taxed. They cannot be said to submit to the
+tyranny; they applaud it, and to their utmost they support it.</p>
+
+<p>But you will say, still the mass of the people would, if they had a
+mind to bestir themselves, be too strong for all these. Very true. But
+you forget the army, Jack. This is a great military force, armed with
+bayonets, bullets and cannon-balls, ready at all times and in all
+places to march or gallop to attack the people, if they attempt to eat
+sugar or salt without paying the tax. There are forts, under the name
+of barracks, all over the kingdom, where armed men are kept in
+readiness for this purpose. In Ireland they actually go in person to
+help to collect the taxes; and in England they are always ready to do
+the same. Now, suppose, Jack, that a man who has a bit of land by the
+seaside, were to take up a little of the salt that Providence sends on
+shore. He would be prosecuted. He would resist the process. Soldiers
+would come and take him away to be tried and <i>hanged</i>. Suppose you,
+Jack, were to dip your rushes into grease, till they came to farthing
+candles. The Excise would prosecute you. The sheriff would send men to
+drag you to jail. You<a name='Page_237'></a> would fight in defence of your house and home.
+You would beat off the sheriff's men. Soldiers would come and kill
+you, or would take you away to be hanged.</p>
+
+<p>This is the thing by which the Boroughmongers govern. There are enough
+who would gladly not submit to their tyranny; but there is nobody but
+themselves who has an army at command.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless they are not altogether easy under these circumstances.
+An army is a two-edged weapon. It may cut the employer as well as the
+thing that it is employed upon. It is made up of flesh and blood, and
+of English flesh and blood too. It may not always be willing to move,
+or to strike when moved. The Boroughmongers see that their titles and
+estates hang upon the army. They would fain coax the people back again
+to feelings of reverence and love. They would fain wheedle them into
+something that shall blunt their hostility. They have been trying
+Bible-schemes, school-schemes, and soup-schemes. And at last they are
+trying the Savings Banks scheme, upon which I shall now more
+particularly address you.</p>
+
+<p>This thing is of the same nature, and its design is the same, as those
+of the grand scheme of Bishop Burnet. The people are discontented.
+They feel their oppressions; they seek a change; and some of them have
+decidedly protested against paying any longer any<a name='Page_238'></a> part of the
+interest of the debt, which they say ought to be paid, if at all, by
+those who have borrowed and spent, or pocketed, the money. Now then,
+in order to enlist great numbers of labourers and artisans on their
+side, the Boroughmongers have fallen upon the scheme of coaxing them
+to put small sums into what they call <i>banks</i>. These sums they pay
+large interest upon, and suffer the parties to take them out whenever
+they please. By this scheme they think to bind great numbers to them
+and their tyranny. They think that great numbers of labourers and
+artisans, seeing their little sums increase, as they will imagine,
+will begin to conceive the hopes of becoming rich by such means; and
+as these persons are to be told that their money is in the <i>funds</i>,
+they will soon imbibe the spirit of fundholders, and will not care who
+suffers, or whether freedom or slavery prevail, so that the funds be
+but safe.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the scheme and such the motives. It will fail of its object,
+though not unworthy the inventive powers of the servile knaves of
+Edinburgh. It will fail, first because the men from whom alone the
+Borough-tyrants have anything to dread, will see through the scheme
+and despise it; and will, besides, well know that the funds are a mere
+bubble that may burst, or be bursted at any moment. The parsons appear
+to be the main tools in this coaxing scheme. They are always at the
+head of everything<a name='Page_239'></a> which they think likely to support tyranny. The
+depositors will be domestic servants, particularly women, who will be
+tickled with the idea of having a fortune in the funds. The
+Boroughmongers will hint to their tenants that they must get their
+labourers into the Savings Banks. A preference will be given to such
+as deposit. The Ladies, the 'Parsons' Ladies,' will scold poor people
+into the funds. The parish officers will act their part in this
+compulsory process: and thus will the Boroughmongers get into their
+hands some millions of the people's money by a sort of 'forced loan':
+or in other words, a robbery. In order to swell the thing out, the
+parsons and other tools of the Boroughmongers will lend money in this
+way themselves, under feigned names; and we shall, if the system last
+a year or two, hear boastings of how rich the poor are become.</p>
+
+<p>Now then, Jack, supposing it possible that Farmer Gripe may, under
+pain of being turned out of your cottage, have made you put your
+twopence a week into one of these banks, let us see what is the
+natural consequence of your so doing. Twopence a week is eight
+shillings and eightpence a year; and the interest will make the amount
+about nine shillings perhaps. What use is this to you? Will you let it
+remain; and will you go on thus for years? You must go on a great many
+years, indeed, before your deposit amounts to as much as the
+Boroughmongers take from you in one<a name='Page_240'></a> year! Twopence will buy you a
+quarter of a pound of meat. This is a dinner for your wife or
+yourself. You never taste meat. And why are you to give up half a
+pound of your bread to the Boroughmongers. You are ill; your wife is
+ill; your children are ill. 'Go to the bank and take out your money,'
+says the overseer; 'for I'll give you no aid till that be spent.' Thus
+then, you will have been robbing your own starved belly weekly, to no
+other end than that of favouring the parish purse, upon which you have
+a just and legal claim, until the clergy restore to the poor what they
+have taken from them. As the thing now stands, the poor are starved by
+others, this scheme is intended to make them assist in the work
+themselves, at the same time that it binds them to the tyranny.</p>
+
+<p>But, Jack, what a monstrous thing is this, that the Boroughmongers
+should kindly pass an Act to induce you to save your money, while they
+take from you five shillings out of every nine that you earn? Why not
+take less from you! That would be the more natural way to go to work,
+surely. Why not leave you all your earnings to yourself? Oh, no! They
+cannot do that. It is from the labour of men like you that the far
+greater part of the money comes to enrich the Boroughmongers, their
+relations and dependants.</p>
+
+<p>However, suppose you have gotten together five pounds in a Savings
+Bank. That is to say in the funds. This is a great deal for you,
+though it is not half so<a name='Page_241'></a> much as you are compelled to give to the
+Boroughmongers in one year. This is a great sum. It is much more than
+you ever will have; but suppose you have it. It is <i>in the funds</i>,
+mind. And now let me tell you what the funds are; which is necessary
+if you have not read my little book called <i>Paper against Gold.</i> The
+funds is <i>no place</i> at all, Jack. It is nothing, Jack. It is
+moonshine. It is a lie, a bubble, a fraud, a cheat, a humbug. And it
+is all these in the most perfect degree. People think that the funds
+is a place where money is kept. They think that it is a place which
+contains that which they have deposited. But the fact is, that the
+funds is a word which means nothing that the most of the people think
+it means. It means the <i>descriptions of the several sorts of the
+debt</i>. Suppose I owed money to a tailor, to a smith, to a shoemaker,
+to a carpenter, and that I had their several bills in my house. I
+should in the language of the Boroughmongers, call these bills my
+<i>funds</i>. The Boroughmongers owe some people annuities at three pounds
+for a hundred; some at four pounds for a hundred; some at five pounds
+for a hundred; and these annuities, or debts they call their funds.
+And, Jack, if the Savings Bank people lend them a good parcel of
+money, they will have that money in these debts or funds. They will be
+owners of some of those debts which never will and never can be paid.</p>
+
+<p>But what is this money too in which you are to be<a name='Page_242'></a> paid back again? It
+is no money. It is paper; and though that paper will pass just at this
+time; it will not long pass, I can assure you, Jack. When you have
+worked a fortnight, and get a pound note for it, you set a high value
+upon the note, because it brings you food. But suppose nobody would
+take the note from you. Suppose no one would give you anything in
+exchange for it. You would go back to Farmer Gripe and fling the note
+in his face. You would insist upon real money, and you would get it,
+or you would tear down his house. This is what will happen, Jack, in a
+very short time.</p>
+
+<p>I will explain to you, Jack, how this matter stands. Formerly
+bank-notes were as good as real money, because anybody that had one
+might go at any moment, and get real money for it at the Bank. But now
+the thing is quite changed. The Bank broke some years ago; that is to
+say, it could not pay its notes in real money; and it never has been
+able to do it from that time to this; and what is more, it never can
+do it again. To be sure the paper passes at present. You take it for
+your work, and others take it of you for bread and tea. But the time
+may be, and I believe is, very near at hand, when this paper will not
+pass at all; and then as the Boroughmongers and the Savings Bank
+people have, and can have, no real money, how are you to get your five
+pounds back again?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_243'></a>The bank-notes may be all put down at any moment, if any man of
+talent and resolution choose to put them down; and why may not such a
+man exist, and have the Disposition to put them down? They are now of
+value, as I said before, because they will pass; because people will
+take them and will give victuals and drink for them; but, if nobody
+would give bread and tea and beer for them, would they then be good
+for anything? They are taken because people are pretty sure that they
+can pass them again; but who will take them when he does not think
+that he can pass them again? And I assure you, Jack, that even I
+myself could, before next May-day, do that which would prevent any man
+in England from ever taking a bank-note any more. If you should put
+five pounds into a Savings Bank, therefore, you could, in such case,
+never see a farthing in exchange for it.</p>
+
+<p>This being a matter of so much importance to you, I will clearly
+explain to you how I might easily do the thing. Mind, I do not say
+that I will do the thing. Indeed, I will not; and I do not know any
+one that intends to do it. But I will show you how I <i>might</i> do it;
+because it is right that you should know what a ticklish state your
+poor five pounds will be in if you deposit them in the Savings Bank.</p>
+
+<p>You know, Jack, that <i>forged</i> notes pass till people find them out.
+They keep passing very quietly till they<a name='Page_244'></a> come to the Bank, and there
+being known for forged notes, the man who carries them to the Bank, or
+owns them at the time, loses the amount of them. Suppose now, that Tom
+were to forge a note, and pay it to Dick for a pig. Dick would pay it
+to Bob for some tea. Bob would send it up to London to pay his
+tea-man. The tea-man would send it to the Bank. The Bank would keep
+it, and give him nothing for it. If the tea-man forgot whom he got it
+from, he must lose. If he could prove that he got it from Bob, Bob
+must lose it; and so on; but either Dick or Bob or the tea-man must
+lose it. There must be a loss somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>Now, it is clear that if there were a great quantity of forged notes
+in circulation, people would be afraid to take notes at all; and that
+if this great quantity came out all of a sudden, it would for a while
+put an end to all payments and all trade. And if such great quantity
+can with safety be put out, I leave you to guess, Jack, at the
+situation of your five pounds. I will now show you, then, that I could
+do this myself, and with perfect safety and ease.</p>
+
+<p>I could have made, at a very trifling expense, a million of pounds in
+bank-notes of various amounts. There are fourteen different ways in
+which I could send them to England, and lodge them safely there,
+without the smallest chance of their arrival being known to any soul
+except the man to whom they<a name='Page_245'></a> should be confided. The Banks might
+search and ransack every vessel that arrived from America. They might
+do what they would. They would never detect the cargo!</p>
+
+<p>There they are then, safe in London; a famous stock of bank-notes, so
+well executed that no human being except the Bank people would be able
+to discover the counterfeit. The agent takes a parcel at a time, and
+drops them in the street in the dark. This work he carries on for a
+week or two in such streets as are best calculated for the purpose,
+till he has well stocked the town. He may do the same at Portsmouth
+and other great towns if he please, and he may send off large supplies
+by post.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Jack, suppose you were up at London with your master's waggon.
+You might find a parcel of notes. You would go to the first shop to
+buy your wife a gown and your children some clothes, yourself a hat, a
+greatcoat, and some shoes. The rest you would lay out at shops on the
+road home; for the sooner you got rid of this <i>foundal</i>, the less
+chance of having it taken from you. The shopkeepers would thank you
+for your custom, and your wife's heart would bound with joy.</p>
+
+<p>The notes would travel about most merrily. At last they would come to
+the Bank. The holders would lose them; but you would gain by them. So
+that, upon the whole, there would be no loss, and the maker of the<a name='Page_246'></a>
+notes would have no gain. Others would find, and nearly all would do
+like you. In a few days the notes would find their way to the Bank in
+great numbers, where they would all be stopped. The news would spread
+abroad. The thieftakers would be busy. Every man who had had his note
+stopped at the Bank would alarm his neighbourhood. The country would
+ring with the news. Nobody would take a bank-note. All business would
+be at a stand. The farmers would sell no corn for bank-notes. The
+millers would have nothing else to pay with. No markets, because no
+money. The baker would be able to get no flour. He could sell no
+bread, for nobody would have money to pay him.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, this thing will assuredly take place. Mind, I tell you so. I
+have been right in my predictions on former occasions; and I am not
+wrong now. I beg you to believe me; or, at any rate, to blame yourself
+if you lose by such an event. In the midst of this hubbub what will
+you do? Farmer Gripe will, I daresay, give you something to eat for
+your labour. But what will become of your five pounds? That sum you
+have in the Savings Bank, and as you are to have it out at any time
+when you please, your wife sets off to draw it. The banker gives her a
+five-pound note. She brings it; but nobody will take it of you for a
+pig, for bread, for clothing, or for anything else! And this, Jack,
+will be the fate of all<a name='Page_247'></a> those who shall be weak enough to put their
+money into those banks!</p>
+
+<p>I beg you, Jack, not to rely on the power of the Boroughmongers in
+this case. Anything that is to be done with halters, gags, dungeons,
+bayonets, powder, or ball, they can do a great deal at; but they are
+not conjurers; they are not wizards. They cannot prevent a man from
+dropping bank-notes in the dark; and they cannot make people believe
+in the goodness of that which they must know to be bad. If they could
+hold a sword to every man's breast, they might indeed do something;
+but short of this, nothing that they can do would be of any avail.
+However, the truth is that they, in such case, will have no sword at
+all. An army is a powerful weapon; but an army must be paid. Soldiers
+have been called machines; but they are eating and drinking machines.
+With good food and drink they will go far and do much; but without
+them, they will not stir an inch. And in such a case whence is to come
+the money to pay them? In short, Jack, the Boroughmongers would drop
+down dead, like men in an apoplexy, and you would, as soon as things
+got to rights, have your bread and beer and meat and everything in
+abundance.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers possess no means of preventing the complete success
+of the dropping plan. If they do, they ought to thank me for giving
+them a warning of their danger; and for telling them that if<a name='Page_248'></a> they do
+prevent the success of such a plan, they are the cleverest fellows in
+this world.</p>
+
+<p>I now, Jack, take my leave of you, hoping that you will not be coaxed
+out of your money, and assuring you that I am your friend,</p>
+
+<p>WM. COBBETT.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_249'></a>VII.&mdash;'THE LETTERS OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY SIR WALTER SCOTT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>To what has been said in the Introduction respecting the </i>Letters of
+Malachi Malagrowther<i> it is only necessary to add that their immediate
+cause was a Bill due to the very commercial crisis which indirectly
+ruined Scott himself, and introduced in the spring of 1826 for
+stopping the note circulation of private banks altogether, while
+limiting that of the Bank of England to notes of &pound;5 and upwards. The
+scheme, which was to extend to the whole of Great Britain, was from
+the first unpopular in Scotland, and Scott plunged into the fray. The
+letters excited or coincided with such violent opposition throughout
+the country that the Bill was limited to England only. As Scott was a
+strong Tory, his friends in the Government, especially Lord Melville
+and Croker (who was officially employed to answer 'Malachi'), were
+rather sore at his action.<a name='Page_250'></a> He defended himself in some spirited
+private letters, which will be found in Lockhart.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>A LETTER ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY</h3>
+
+<p><i>To the Editor of the Edinburgh Weekly Journal</i></p>
+
+<p>My dear Mr. Journalist&mdash;I am by pedigree a discontented person, so
+that you may throw this letter into the fire, if you have any
+apprehensions of incurring the displeasure of your superiors. I am, in
+fact, the lineal descendant of Sir Mungo Malagrowther, who makes a
+figure in the <i>Fortunes of Nigel</i>, and have retained a reasonable
+proportion of his ill-luck, and, in consequence, of his ill-temper.
+If, therefore, I should chance to appear too warm and poignant in my
+observations, you must impute it to the hasty and peevish humour which
+I derive from my ancestor. But, at the same time, it often happens
+that this disposition leads me to speak useful, though unpleasant
+truths, when more prudent men hold their tongues and eat their
+pudding. A lizard is an ugly and disgusting thing enough; but,
+methinks, if a lizard were to run over my face and awaken me, which is
+said to be their custom when they observe a snake approach a sleeping
+person, I should neither scorn his intimation,<a name='Page_251'></a> nor feel justifiable
+in crushing him to death, merely because he is a filthy little
+abridgment of a crocodile. Therefore, 'for my love, I pray you, wrong
+me not.'</p>
+
+<p>I am old, sir, poor, and peevish, and therefore I may be wrong; but
+when I look back on the last fifteen or twenty years, and more
+especially on the last ten, I think I see my native country of
+Scotland, if it is yet to be called by a title so discriminative,
+falling, so far as its national, or rather, perhaps, I ought now to
+say its <i>provincial</i>, interests are concerned, daily into more
+absolute contempt. Our ancestors were a people of some consideration
+in the councils of the empire. So late as my own younger days, an
+English minister would have paused, even in a favourite measure, if a
+reclamation of national rights had been made by a member for Scotland,
+supported as it uniformly then was, by the voice of her
+representatives and her people. Such ameliorations in our peculiar
+system as were thought necessary, in order that North Britain might
+keep pace with her sister in the advance of improvement, were
+suggested by our own countrymen, persons well acquainted with our
+peculiar system of laws (as different from those of England as from
+those of France), and who knew exactly how to adapt the desired
+alteration to the principle of our legislative enactments, so that the
+whole machine might, as mechanics say, work well<a name='Page_252'></a> and easily. For a
+long time this wholesome check upon innovation, which requires the
+assimilation of a proposed improvement with the general constitution
+of the country to which it has been recommended, and which ensures
+that important point, by stipulating that the measure shall originate
+with those to whom the spirit of the constitution is familiar, has
+been, so far as Scotland is concerned, considerably disused. Those who
+have stepped forward to repair the gradual failure of our
+constitutional system of law, have been persons that, howsoever
+qualified in other respects, have had little further knowledge of its
+construction than could be acquired by a hasty and partial survey,
+taken just before they commenced their labours. Scotland and her laws
+have been too often subjected to the alterations of any person who
+chose to found himself a reputation, by bringing in a bill to cure
+some defect which had never been felt in practice, but which was
+represented as a frightful bugbear to English statesmen, who, wisely
+and judiciously tenacious of the legal practice and principles
+received at home, are proportionally startled at the idea of anything
+abroad which cannot be brought to assimilate with them.</p>
+
+<p>The English seem to have made a compromise with the active tendency to
+innovation, which is one great characteristic of the day. Wise and
+sagacious themselves, they are nervously jealous of innovations<a name='Page_253'></a> in
+their own laws&mdash;<i>Nolumus leges Angliae mutari</i>, is written on the
+skirts of their judicial robes, as the most sacred texts of Scripture
+were inscribed on the phylacteries of the Rabbis. The belief that the
+Common Law of England constitutes the perfection of human reason, is a
+maxim bound upon their foreheads. Law Monks they have been called in
+other respects, and like monks they are devoted to their own Rule, and
+admit no question of its infallibility. There can be no doubt that
+their love of a system, which, if not perfect, has so much in it that
+is excellent, originates in the most praiseworthy feelings. Call it if
+you will the prejudice of education, it is still a prejudice
+honourable in itself, and useful to the public. I only find fault with
+it, because, like the Friars in the Duenna monopolising the bottle,
+these English monks will not tolerate in their lay brethren of the
+north the slightest pretence to a similar feeling.</p>
+
+<p>In England, therefore, no innovation can be proposed affecting the
+administration of justice, without being subjected to the strict
+enquiry of the Guardians of the Law, and afterwards resisted
+pertinaciously, until time and the most mature and reiterated
+discussion shall have proved its utility, nay, its necessity. The old
+saying is still true in all its points&mdash;Touch but a cobweb in
+Westminster Hall, and the old spider will come out in defence of it.
+This caution may<a name='Page_254'></a> sometimes postpone the adoption of useful
+amendments, but it operates to prevent all hasty and experimental
+innovations; and it is surely better that existing evils should be
+endured for some time longer, than that violent remedies should be
+hastily adopted, the unforeseen and unprovided for consequences of
+which are often so much more extensive than those which had been
+foreseen and reckoned upon. An ordinary mason can calculate upon the
+exact gap which will be made by the removal of a corner stone in an
+old building; but what architect, not intimately acquainted with the
+whole edifice, can presume even to guess how much of the structure is,
+or is not, to follow?</p>
+
+<p>The English policy in this respect is a wise one, and we have only to
+wish they would not insist in keeping it all to themselves. But those
+who are most devoted to their own religion have least sympathy for the
+feelings of dissenters; and a spirit of proselytism has of late shown
+itself in England for extending the benefits of their system, in all
+its strength and weakness, to a country which has been hitherto
+flourishing and contented under its own. They adopted the conclusion
+that all English enactments are right; but the system of municipal law
+in Scotland is not English, therefore it is wrong. Under sanction of
+this syllogism, our rulers have indulged and encouraged a spirit of
+experiment and innovation at our expense, which they<a name='Page_255'></a> resist
+obstinately when it is to be carried through at their own risk.</p>
+
+<p>For more than half of last century, this was a practice not to be
+thought of. Scotland was during that period disaffected, in bad
+humour, armed too, and smarting under various irritating
+recollections. This is not the sort of patient for whom an
+experimental legislator chooses to prescribe. There was little chance
+of making Saunders take the patent pill by persuasion&mdash;main force was
+a dangerous argument, and some thought claymores had edges.</p>
+
+<p>This period passed away, a happier one arrived, and Scotland, no
+longer the object of terror, or at least great uneasiness, to the
+British Government, was left from the year 1750 under the guardianship
+of her own institutions, to win her silent way to national wealth and
+consequence. Contempt probably procured for her the freedom from
+interference, which had formerly been granted out of fear; for the
+medical faculty are as slack in attending the garrets of paupers as
+the caverns of robbers. But neglected as she was, and perhaps
+<i>because</i> she was neglected, Scotland, reckoning her progress during
+the space from the close of the American War to the present day, has
+increased her prosperity in a ratio more than five times greater than
+that of her more fortunate and richer sister. She is now worth the
+attention of the learned faculty, and God knows she has had<a name='Page_256'></a> plenty of
+it. She has been bled and purged, spring and fall, and <i>talked</i> into
+courses of physic, for which she had little occasion. She has been of
+late a sort of experimental farm, upon which every political student
+has been permitted to try his theory&mdash;a kind of common property, where
+every juvenile statesman has been encouraged to make his inroads, as
+in Moray land, where, anciently, according to the idea of the old
+Highlanders, all men had a right to take their prey&mdash;a subject in a
+common dissecting room, left to the scalpel of the junior students,
+with the degrading inscription,&mdash;<i>fiat experimentum in corpore vili</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I do not mean to dispute, Sir, that much alteration was necessary in
+our laws, and that much benefit has followed many of the great changes
+which have taken place. I do not mean to deprecate a gradual approach
+to the English system, especially in commercial law. The Jury Court,
+for example, was a fair experiment, in my opinion, cautiously
+introduced as such, and placed under such regulations as might best
+assimilate its forms with those of the existing Supreme Court. I beg,
+therefore, to be considered as not speaking of the alterations
+themselves, but of the apparent hostility towards our municipal
+institutions, as repeatedly manifested in the course of late
+proceedings, tending to force and wrench them into a similarity with
+those of England.</p>
+
+<p>The opinions of our own lawyers, nay, of our<a name='Page_257'></a> Judges, than whom wiser
+and more honourable men never held that character, have been, if
+report speaks true, something too much neglected and controlled in the
+course of these important changes, in which, methinks, they ought to
+have had a leading and primary voice. They have been almost avowedly
+regarded not as persons the best qualified to judge of proposed
+innovations, but as prejudiced men, determined to oppose them, right
+or wrong. The last public Commission was framed on the very principle,
+that if Scotch lawyers were needs to be employed, a sufficient number
+of these should consist of gentlemen, who, whatever their talents and
+respectability might be in other respects, had been too long estranged
+from the study of Scottish law to retain any accurate recollection of
+an abstruse science, or any decided partiality for its technical
+forms. This was done avowedly for the purpose of evading the natural
+partiality of the Scottish Judges and practitioners to their own
+system; that partiality which the English themselves hold so sacred a
+feeling in their own Judges and Counsel learned in the law. I am not,
+I repeat, complaining of the result of the Commissions, but of the
+spirit in which the alterations were undertaken. Unquestionably much
+was done in brushing up and improving the old machinery of Scottish
+Law Courts, and in making it move more rapidly, though scarce, I
+think, more correctly than before. Dispatch has<a name='Page_258'></a> been much attended
+to. But it may be ultimately found that the timepiece which runs
+fastest does not intimate the hour most accurately. At all events, the
+changes have been made and established&mdash;there let them rest. And had
+I, Malachi Malagrowther, the sole power to-morrow of doing so, I would
+not restore the old forms of judicial proceedings; because I hold the
+constitution of Courts of Justice too serious matters to be put back
+or forward at pleasure, like a boy's first watch, merely for
+experiment's sake.</p>
+
+<p>What I <i>do</i> complain of is the general spirit of slight and dislike
+manifested to our national establishments by those of the sister
+country who are so very zealous in defending their own; and not less
+do I complain of their jealousy of the opinions of those who cannot
+but be much better acquainted than they, both with the merits and
+deficiencies of the system, which hasty and imperfectly informed
+judges have shown themselves so anxious to revolutionise.</p>
+
+<p>There is no explanation to be given of this but one&mdash;namely, the
+entire conviction and belief of our English brethren that the true
+Themis is worshipped in Westminster Hall, and that her adorers cannot
+be too zealous in her service; while she, whose image an ingenious
+artist has depicted balancing herself upon a <i>tee-totum</i> on the
+southern window of the Parliament House of Edinburgh, is a mere
+idol,&mdash;a Diana of Ephesus,&mdash;whom her votaries worship, either because<a name='Page_259'></a>
+her shrine brings great gain to the craftsmen, or out of an ignorant
+and dotard superstition, which induces them to prefer the old Scottish
+<i>Mumpsimus</i> to the modern English <i>Sumpsimus</i>. Now, this is not fair
+construction in our friends, whose intentions in our behalf, we allow,
+are excellent, but who certainly are scarcely entitled to beg the
+question at issue without inquiry or discussion, or to treat us as the
+Spaniards treated the Indians, whom they massacred for worshipping the
+image of the Sun, while they themselves bowed down to that of the
+Virgin Mary. Even Queen Elizabeth was contented with the evasive
+answer of Melville, when hard pressed with the trying question,
+whether Queen Mary or she were the fairest. We are willing, in the
+spirit of that answer, to say that the Themis of Westminster Hall is
+the best fitted to preside over the administration of the larger, and
+more fertile country of beef and pudding; while she of the tee-totum
+(placed in that precarious position, we presume, to express her
+instability, since these new lights were struck out) claims a more
+limited but equally respectful homage, within her ancient
+jurisdiction&mdash;<i>sua paupera regna</i>&mdash;the Land of Cakes. If this
+compromise does not appease the ardour of our brethren for converting
+us to English forms and fashions, we must use the scriptural question,
+&quot;Who hath required these things at your hands?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The inquiries and result of another Commission<a name='Page_260'></a> are too much to the
+purpose to be suppressed. The object was to investigate the conduct of
+the Revenue Boards in Ireland and Scotland. In the former, it is well
+known, great mismanagement was discovered; for Pat, poor fellow, had
+been playing the loon to a considerable extent. In Scotland, <i>not a
+shadow of abuse prevailed</i>. You would have thought, Mr. Journalist,
+that the Irish Boards would have been reformed in some shape, and the
+Scotch Establishments honourably acquitted, and suffered to continue
+on the footing of independence which they had so long enjoyed, and of
+which they had proved themselves so worthy. Not so, sir. The Revenue
+Boards, in both countries, underwent exactly the same regulation, were
+deprived of their independent consequence, and placed under the
+superintendence of English control; the innocent and the guilty being
+treated in every respect alike. Now, on the side of Scotland, this was
+like Trinculo losing his bottle in the pool&mdash;there was not only
+dishonour in the thing, but an infinite loss.</p>
+
+<p>I have heard two reasons suggested for this indiscriminating
+application of punishment to the innocent and to the culpable.</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, it was honestly confessed that Ireland would never
+have quietly submitted to the indignity offered to her, unless poor
+inoffensive Scotland had been included in the regulation. The Green
+Isle, it seems, was of the mind of a celebrated lady of quality,<a name='Page_261'></a> who,
+being about to have a decayed tooth drawn, refused to submit to the
+operation till she had seen the dentist extract a sound and
+serviceable grinder from the jaws of her waiting-woman&mdash;and her humour
+was to be gratified. The lady was a termagant dame&mdash;the wench a
+tame-spirited simpleton&mdash;the dentist an obliging operator&mdash;and the
+teeth of both were drawn accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>This gratification of his humours is gained by Pat's being up with the
+pike and shillelagh on any or no occasion. God forbid Scotland should
+retrograde towards such a state&mdash;much better that the Deil, as in
+Burns's song, danced away with the whole excisemen in the country. We
+do not want to hear her prate of her number of millions of men, and
+her old military exploits. We had better remain in union with England,
+even at the risk of becoming a subordinate species of Northumberland,
+as far as national consequence is concerned, than remedy ourselves by
+even hinting the possibility of a rupture. But there is no harm in
+wishing Scotland to have just so much ill-nature, according to her own
+proverb, as may keep her good-nature from being abused; so much
+national spirit as may determine her to stand by her own rights,
+conducting her assertion of them with every feeling of respect and
+amity toward England.</p>
+
+<p>The other reason alleged for this equal distribution of <i>punishment</i>,
+as if it had been the influence of the<a name='Page_262'></a> common sun, or the general
+rain, to the just and the unjust, was one which is extremely
+predominant at present with our Ministers&mdash;the <i>necessity</i> of
+<i>Uniformity</i> in all such cases; and the consideration what an awkward
+thing it would be to have a Board of Excise or Customs remaining
+independent in the one country, solely because they had, without
+impeachment, discharged their duty; while the same establishment was
+cashiered in another, for no better reason than that it had been
+misused.</p>
+
+<p>This reminds us of an incident, said to have befallen at the Castle of
+Glammis, when these venerable towers were inhabited by a certain old
+Earl of Strathmore, who was as great an admirer of uniformity as the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer could have desired. He and his gardener
+directed all in the garden and pleasure grounds upon the ancient
+principle of exact correspondence between the different parts, so that
+each alley had its brother; a principle which, renounced by gardeners,
+is now adopted by statesmen. It chanced once upon a time that a fellow
+was caught committing some petty theft, and, being taken in the
+manner, was sentenced by the Bailie Macwheeble of the jurisdiction to
+stand for a certain time in the baronial pillory, called the <i>jougs</i>,
+being a collar and chain, one of which contrivances was attached to
+each side of the portal of the great avenue which led to the castle.
+The thief was turned over accordingly to the<a name='Page_263'></a> gardener, as
+ground-officer, to see the punishment duly inflicted. When the Thane
+of Glammis returned from his morning ride, he was surprised to find
+both sides of the gateway accommodated each with a prisoner, like a
+pair of heraldic supporters, <i>chained</i> and <i>collared proper</i>. He asked
+the gardener, whom he found watching the place of punishment, as his
+duty required, whether another delinquent had been detected? &quot;No, my
+Lord,&quot; said the gardener, in the tone of a man excellently well
+satisfied with himself,&mdash;&quot;but I thought the single fellow looked very
+awkward standing on one side of the gateway, so I gave half a crown to
+one of the labourers to stand on the other side for <i>uniformity's
+sake</i>.&quot; This is exactly a case in point, and probably the only one
+which can be found&mdash;with this sole difference, that I do not hear that
+the members of the Scottish Revenue Board got any boon for standing in
+the pillory with those of Ireland&mdash;for uniformity's sake.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, sir, I come to this business of extending the provisions of
+the Bill prohibiting the issue of notes under five pounds to Scotland,
+in six months after the period that the regulation shall be adopted in
+England.</p>
+
+<p>I am not about to enter upon the question which so much agitates
+speculative writers upon the wealth of nations, or attempt to discuss
+what proportion of the precious metals ought to be detained within a
+country; what are the best means of keeping it there; or to<a name='Page_264'></a> what
+extent the want of specie can be supplied by paper credit: I will not
+ask if a poor man can be made a rich one, by compelling him to buy a
+service of plate, instead of the delf ware which served his turn.
+These are questions I am not adequate to solve. But I beg leave to
+consider the question in a practical point of view, and to refer
+myself entirely to experience.</p>
+
+<p>I assume, without much hazard of contradiction, that Banks have
+existed in Scotland for near one hundred and twenty years&mdash;that they
+have flourished, and the country has flourished with them&mdash;and that
+during the last fifty years particularly, provincial Banks, or
+branches of the principal established and chartered Banks, have
+gradually extended themselves in almost every Lowland district in
+Scotland; that the notes, and especially the small notes, which they
+distribute, entirely supply the demand for a medium of currency; and
+that the system has so completely expelled gold from the country of
+Scotland, that you never by any chance espy a guinea there, unless in
+the purse of an accidental stranger, or in the coffers of these Banks
+themselves. This is granting the facts of the case as broadly as can
+be asked.</p>
+
+<p>It is not less unquestionable that the consequence of this Banking
+system, as conducted in Scotland, has been attended with the greatest
+advantage to the country. The facility which it has afforded to the
+industrious and enterprising agriculturalist or manufacturer, as well
+as<a name='Page_265'></a> to the trustees of the public in executing national works, has
+converted Scotland from a poor, miserable, and barren country, into
+one, where, if nature has done less, art and industry have done more,
+than in perhaps any country in Europe, England herself not excepted.
+Through means of the credit which this system has afforded, roads have
+been made, bridges built, and canals dug, opening up to reciprocal
+communication the most sequestered districts of the
+country&mdash;manufactures have been established, unequalled in extent or
+success&mdash;wastes have been converted into productive farms&mdash;the
+productions of the earth for human use have been multiplied
+twentyfold, while the wealth of the rich and the comforts of the poor
+have been extended in the same proportion. And all this in a country
+where the rigour of the climate, and sterility of the soil, seem
+united to set improvement at defiance. Let those who remember Scotland
+forty years since, bear witness if I speak truth or falsehood.</p>
+
+<p>There is no doubt that this change has been produced by the facilities
+of procuring credit, which the Scottish Banks held forth, both by
+discounting bills, and by granting cash-accounts. Every undertaking of
+consequence, whether by the public or by individuals, has been carried
+on by such means; at least exceptions are extremely rare.</p>
+
+<p>There is as little doubt that the Banks could not have furnished these
+necessary funds of cash, without<a name='Page_266'></a> enjoying the reciprocal advantage of
+their own notes being circulated in consequence, and by means of the
+accommodation thus afforded. It is not to be expected that every
+undertaking which the system enabled speculators or adventurers to
+commence, should be well-judged, attentively carried on, or successful
+in issue. Imprudence in some cases, misfortune in others, have had
+their usual quantity of victims. But in Scotland, as elsewhere, it has
+happened in many instances that improvements, which turned out ruinous
+to those who undertook them, have, notwithstanding, themselves
+ultimately produced the most beneficial advantages to the country,
+which derived in such instances an addition to its general prosperity,
+even from the undertakings which had proved destructive to the private
+fortune of the projectors.</p>
+
+<p>Not only did the Banks dispersed throughout Scotland afford the means
+of bringing the country to an unexpected and almost marvellous degree
+of prosperity, but in no considerable instance, save one, have their
+own over-speculating undertakings been the means of interrupting that
+prosperity. The solitary exception was the undertaking called the Ayr
+Bank, rashly entered into by a large body of country gentlemen and
+others, unacquainted with commercial affairs, and who had moreover the
+misfortune not only to set out on false principles, but to get false
+rogues for their principal agents and managers. The fall<a name='Page_267'></a> of this Bank
+brought much calamity on the country; but two things are remarkable in
+its history: First, that under its too prodigal, yet beneficial
+influence, a fine county (that of Ayr) was converted from a desert
+into a fertile land. Secondly, that, though at a distant interval, the
+Ayr Bank paid all its engagements, and the loss only fell on the
+original stockholders. The warning was, however, a terrible one, and
+has been so well attended to in Scotland, that very few attempts seem
+to have been afterwards made to establish Banks prematurely&mdash;that is,
+where the particular district was not in such an advanced state as to
+require the support of additional credit; for in every such case, it
+was judiciously foreseen, the forcing a capital on the district could
+only lead to wild speculation, instead of supporting solid and
+promising undertakings.</p>
+
+<p>The character and condition of the persons pursuing the profession
+ought to be noticed, however slightly. The Bankers of Scotland have
+been, generally speaking, <i>good</i> men, in the mercantile phrase,
+showing, by the wealth of which they have died possessed, that their
+credit was sound; and <i>good</i> men also, many of them eminently so, in
+the more extensive and better sense of the word, manifesting, by the
+excellence of their character, the fairness of the means by which
+their riches were acquired. There may have been, among so numerous a
+body, men of a different character, fishers in troubled waters,
+capitalists who sought gain<a name='Page_268'></a> not by the encouragement of fair trade
+and honest industry, but by affording temporary fuel to rashness or
+avarice. But the number of upright traders in the profession has
+narrowed the means of mischief which such Christian Shylocks would
+otherwise have possessed. There was loss, there was discredit, in
+having recourse to such characters, when honest wants could be fairly
+supplied by upright men, and on liberal terms. Such reptiles have been
+confined in Scotland to batten upon their proper prey of folly, and
+feast, like worms, on the corruption in which they are bred.</p>
+
+<p>Since the period of the Ayr Bank, now near half a century, I recollect
+very few instances of Banking Companies issuing notes which have
+become insolvent. One, about thirty years since, was the Merchant Bank
+of Stirling, which never was in high credit, having been known almost
+at the time of its commencement by the odious nickname of <i>Black in
+the West</i>. Another was within these ten years, the East Lothian
+Banking Company, whose affairs had been very ill conducted by a
+villainous manager. In both cases, the notes were paid up in full. In
+the latter case, they were taken up by one of the most respectable
+houses in Edinburgh; so that all current engagements were paid without
+the least check to the circulation of their notes, or inconvenience to
+poor or rich, who happened to have them in possession. The Union Bank
+of Falkirk also became insolvent<a name='Page_269'></a> within these fifteen years, but paid
+up its engagements without much loss to the creditors. Other cases
+there may have occurred, not coming within my recollection; but I
+think none which made any great sensation, or could at all affect the
+general confidence of the country in the stability of the system. None
+of these bankruptcies excited much attention, or, as we have seen,
+caused any considerable loss.</p>
+
+<p>In the present unhappy commercial distress, I have always heard and
+understood that the Scottish Banks have done all in their power to
+alleviate the evils which came thickening on the country; and far from
+acting illiberally, that they have come forward to support the
+tottering credit of the commercial world with a frankness which
+augured the most perfect confidence in their own resources. We have
+heard of only one provincial Bank being even for a moment in the
+predicament of suspicion; and of that copartnery the funds and credit
+were so well understood, that their correspondents in Edinburgh, as in
+the case of the East Lothian Bank formerly mentioned, at once
+guaranteed the payment of their notes, and saved the public even from
+momentary agitation, and individuals from the possibility of distress.
+I ask what must be the stability of a system of credit of which such
+an universal earthquake could not displace or shake even the slightest
+individual portion?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_270'></a>Thus stands the case in Scotland; and it is clear any restrictive
+enactment affecting the Banking system, or their mode of issuing
+notes, must be adopted in consequence of evils, operating elsewhere
+perhaps, but certainly unknown in this country.</p>
+
+<p>In England, unfortunately, things have been very different, and the
+insolvency of many provincial Banking Companies, of the most
+established reputation for stability, has greatly distressed the
+country, and alarmed London itself, from the necessary reaction of
+their misfortunes upon their correspondents in the capital.</p>
+
+<p>I do not think, sir, that the advocate of Scotland is called upon to
+go further, in order to plead an exemption from any experiment which
+England may think proper to try to cure her own malady, than to say
+such malady does not exist in her jurisdiction. It is surely enough to
+plead, 'We are well, our pulse and complexion prove it&mdash;let those who
+are sick take physic.' But the opinion of the English Ministers is
+widely different; for, granting our premisses, they deny our
+conclusion.</p>
+
+<p>The peculiar humour of a friend, whom I lost some years ago, is the
+only one I recollect, which jumps precisely with the reasoning of the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. My friend was an old Scottish laird, a
+bachelor and a humorist&mdash;wealthy, convivial, and hospitable, and of
+course having always plenty of<a name='Page_271'></a> company about him. He had a regular
+custom of swallowing every night in the world one of Dr. Anderson's
+pills, for which reasons may be readily imagined. But it is not so
+easy to account for his insisting on every one of his guests taking
+the same medicine, and whether it was by way of patronising the
+medicine, which is in some sense a national receipt, or whether the
+mischievous old wag amused himself with anticipating the scenes of
+delicate embarrassment, which the dispensation sometimes produced in
+the course of the night, I really cannot even guess. What is equally
+strange, he pressed the request with a sort of eloquence which
+succeeded with every guest. No man escaped, though there were few who
+did not make resistance. His powers of persuasion would have been
+invaluable to a minister of state. 'What! not one <i>Leetle Anderson</i>,
+to oblige your friend, your host, your entertainer! He had taken one
+himself&mdash;he would take another, if you pleased&mdash;surely what was good
+for his complaint must of course be beneficial to yours?' It was in
+vain you pleaded your being perfectly well,&mdash;your detesting the
+medicine,&mdash;your being certain it would not agree with you&mdash;none of the
+apologies were received as valid. You might be warm, pathetic or
+sulky, fretful or patient, grave or serious in testifying your
+repugnance, but you were equally a doomed man; escape was impossible.
+Your host was in his turn eloquent,&mdash;authoritative,&mdash;facetious,
+&mdash;argumentative,&mdash;precatory,&mdash;pathetic, <a name='Page_272'></a>above all, pertinacious. No
+guest was known to escape the <i>Leetle Anderson</i>. The last time I
+experienced the laird's hospitality there were present at the evening
+meal the following catalogue of guests:&mdash;a Bond-street dandy, of the most
+brilliant water, drawn thither by the temptation of grouse-shooting&mdash;a
+writer from the neighbouring borough (the lairds <i>doer</i>, I
+believe),&mdash;two country lairds, men of reserved and stiff habits&mdash;three
+sheep-farmers, as stiff-necked and stubborn as their own haltered
+rams&mdash;and I, Malachi Malagrowther, not facile or obvious to persuasion.
+There was also the Esculapius of the vicinity&mdash;one who gave, but
+elsewhere was never known to <i>take</i> medicine. All succumbed&mdash;each took,
+after various degrees of resistance according to his peculiar fashion,
+his own <i>Leetle Anderson</i>. The doer took a brace. On the event I
+am silent. None had reason to congratulate himself on his complaisance.
+The laird has slept with his ancestors for some years, remembered
+sometimes with a smile on account of his humorous eccentricities, always
+with a sigh when his surviving friends and neighbours reflect on his
+kindliness and genuine beneficence. I have only to add that I hope he
+has not bequeathed to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, otherwise so
+highly gifted, his invincible powers of persuading folks to take
+medicine, which their constitutions do not require.</p>
+
+<p>Have I argued my case too high in supposing that<a name='Page_273'></a> the present intended
+legislative enactment is as inapplicable to Scotland as a pair of
+elaborate knee-buckles would be to the dress of a kilted Highlander? I
+think not.</p>
+
+<p>I understand Lord Liverpool and the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+distinctly to have admitted the fact, that no distress whatever had
+originated in Scotland from the present issuing of small notes of the
+bankers established there, whether provincial in the strict sense, or
+sent abroad by branches of the larger establishments settled in the
+metropolis. No proof can be desired better than the admission of the
+adversary.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, we have been positively informed by the newspapers that
+Ministers see no reason why any law adopted on this subject should not
+be imperative over all his Majesty's dominions, including Scotland,
+<i>for uniformity's sake</i>. In my opinion they might as well make a law
+that the Scotsman, for uniformity's sake, should not eat oatmeal,
+because it is found to give Englishmen the heartburn. If an ordinance
+prohibiting the oatcake, can be accompanied with a regulation capable
+of being enforced, that in future, for uniformity's sake, our moors
+and uplands shall henceforth bear the purest wheat, I for one have no
+objection to the regulation. But till Ben Nevis be level with
+Norfolkshire, though the natural wants of the two nations may be the
+same, the extent of these wants, natural or commercial, and the mode
+of supplying<a name='Page_274'></a> them, must be widely different, let the rule of
+uniformity be as absolute as it will. The nation which cannot raise
+wheat, must be allowed to eat oat-bread; the nation which is too poor
+to retain a circulating medium of the precious metals, must be
+permitted to supply its place with paper credit; otherwise, they must
+go without food, and without currency.</p>
+
+<p>If I were called on, Mr. Journalist, I think I could give some reasons
+why the system of banking which has been found well adapted for
+Scotland is not proper for England, and why there is no reason for
+inflicting upon us the intended remedy; in other words, why this
+political balsam of Fierabras which is to relieve Don Quixote, may
+have a great chance to poison Sancho. With this view, I will mention
+briefly some strong points of distinction affecting the comparative
+credit of the banks in England and in Scotland; and they seem to
+furnish, to one inexperienced in political economies (upon the
+transcendental doctrines of which so much stress is now laid), very
+satisfactory reasons for the difference which is not denied to exist
+betwixt the effects of the same general system in different countries.</p>
+
+<p>In Scotland, almost all Banking Companies consist of a considerable
+number of persons, many of them men of landed property, whose landed
+estates, with the burthens legally affecting them, may be learned from
+the records, for the expense of a few shillings; so that<a name='Page_275'></a> all the
+world knows, or may know, the general basis on which their credit
+rests, and the extent of real property, which, independent of their
+personal means, is responsible for their commercial engagements. In
+most banking establishments this fund of credit is considerable, in
+others immense; especially in those where the shares are numerous, and
+are held in small proportions, many of them by persons of landed
+estates, whose fortunes, however large, and however small their share
+of stock, must all be liable to the engagements of the Bank. In
+England, as I believe, the number of the partners engaged in a banking
+concern cannot exceed five; and though of late years their landed
+property has been declared subject to be attacked by their commercial
+creditors, yet no one can learn, without incalculable trouble, the
+real value of that land, or with what mortgages it is burthened. Thus,
+<i>c&aelig;teris paribus</i>, the English banker cannot make his solvency
+manifest to the public, therefore cannot expect, or receive, the same
+unlimited trust, which is willingly and securely reposed in those of
+the same profession in Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, the circulation of the Scottish bank-notes is free and
+unlimited; an advantage arising from their superior degree of credit.
+They pass without a shadow of objection through the whole limits of
+Scotland, and, though they cannot be legally tendered, are current
+nearly as far as York in England. Those of English Banking Companies
+seldom extend beyond a very<a name='Page_276'></a> limited horizon: in two or three stages
+from the place where they are issued, many of them are objected to,
+and give perpetual trouble to any traveller who has happened to take
+them in change on the road. Even the most creditable provincial notes
+never approach London in a free tide&mdash;never circulate like blood to
+the heart, and from thence to the extremities, but are current within
+a limited circle; often, indeed, so very limited, that the notes
+issued in the morning, to use an old simile, fly out like pigeons from
+the dovecot, and are sure to return in the evening to the spot which
+they have left at break of day.</p>
+
+<p>Owing to these causes, and others which I forbear mentioning, the
+profession of provincial Bankers in England is limited in its regular
+profits, and uncertain in its returns, to a degree unknown in
+Scotland; and is, therefore, more apt to be adopted in the South by
+men of sanguine hopes and bold adventure (both frequently
+disproportioned to the extent of their capital), who sink in mines or
+other hazardous speculations the funds which their banking credit
+enables them to command, and deluge the country with notes, which, on
+some unhappy morning, are found not worth a penny&mdash;as those to whom
+the foul fiend has given apparent treasures are said in due time to
+discover they are only pieces of slate.</p>
+
+<p>I am aware it may be urged that the restrictions imposed on those
+English provincial Banks are<a name='Page_277'></a> necessary to secure the supremacy of the
+Bank of England; on the same principle on which dogs, kept near the
+purlieus of a royal forest, were anciently lamed by the cutting off of
+one of the claws, to prevent their interfering with the royal sport.
+This is a very good regulation for England, for what I know; but why
+should the Scottish institutions, which do not, and cannot interfere
+with the influence of the Bank of England, be put on a level with
+those of which such jealousy is, justly or unjustly, entertained? We
+receive no benefit from that immense establishment, which, like a
+great oak, overshadows England from Tweed to Cornwall. Why should our
+national plantations be cut down or cramped for the sake of what
+affords us neither shade nor shelter, and which, besides, can take no
+advantage by the injury done to us? Why should we be subjected to a
+monopoly from which we derive no national benefit?</p>
+
+<p>I have only to add that Scotland has not felt the slightest
+inconvenience from the want of specie, nay, that it has never been in
+request among them. A tradesman will take a guinea more unwillingly
+than a note of the same value&mdash;to the peasant the coin is unknown. No
+one ever wishes for specie save when upon a journey to England. In
+occasional runs upon particular houses, the notes of other Banking
+Companies have always been the value asked for&mdash;no holder of these
+notes ever demanded specie. The<a name='Page_278'></a> credit of one establishment might be
+doubted for the time&mdash;that of the general system was never brought
+into question. Even avarice, the most suspicious of passions, has in
+no instance I ever heard of, desired to compose her hoards by an
+accumulation of the precious metals. The confidence in the credit of
+our ordinary medium has not been doubted even in the dreams of the
+most irritable and jealous of human passions.</p>
+
+<p>All these considerations are so obvious that a statesman so acute as
+Mr. Robinson must have taken them in at the first glance, and must at
+the same time have deemed them of no weight, compared with the
+necessary conformity between the laws of the two kingdoms. I must,
+therefore, speak to the justice of this point of uniformity.</p>
+
+<p>Sir, my respected ancestor, Sir Mungo, when he had the distinguished
+honour to be <i>whipping</i>, or rather <i>whipped boy</i>, to his Majesty King
+James the Sixth of gracious memory, was always, in virtue of his
+office, scourged when the king deserved flogging; and the same
+equitable rule seems to distinguish the conduct of Government towards
+Scotland, as one of the three United Kingdoms. If Pat is guilty of
+peculation, Sister Peg loses her Boards of Revenue&mdash;if John Bull's
+cashiers mismanage his money-matters, those who have conducted Sister
+Margaret's to their own great honour, and her no less advantage, must<a name='Page_279'></a>
+be deprived of the power of serving her in future; at least that power
+must be greatly restricted and limited.</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'Quidquid delirant reges plectuntur Achivi.' </p></div>
+
+<p>That is to say, if our superiors of England and Ireland eat sour
+grapes, the Scottish teeth must be set on edge as well as their own.
+An uniformity in benefits may be well&mdash;an uniformity in penal
+measures, towards the innocent and the guilty, in prohibitory
+regulations, whether necessary or not, seems harsh law, and worse
+justice.</p>
+
+<p>This levelling system, not equitable in itself, is infinitely unjust,
+if a story, often told by my poor old grandfather, was true, which I
+own I am inclined to doubt. The old man, sir, had learned in his
+youth, or dreamed in his dotage, that Scotland had become an integral
+part of England,&mdash;not in right of conquest, or rendition, or through
+any right of inheritance&mdash;but in virtue of a solemn Treaty of Union.
+Nay, so distinct an idea had he of this supposed Treaty, that he used
+to recite one of its articles to this effect:&mdash;'That the laws in use
+within the kingdom of Scotland, do, after the Union, remain in the
+same force as before, but alterable by the Parliament of Great
+Britain, with this difference between the laws concerning public
+right, policy, and civil government, and those which concern private
+right, that the former may be made the same through the whole<a name='Page_280'></a> United
+Kingdom; but that no alteration be made on laws which concern private
+right, <i>excepting for the evident utility of the subjects within
+Scotland</i>.' When the old gentleman came to the passage, which you will
+mark in italics, he always clenched his fist, and exclaimed, 'Nemo me
+impune lacessit!' which, I presume, are words belonging to the black
+art, since there is no one in the Modern Athens conjuror enough to
+understand their meaning, or at least to comprehend the spirit of the
+sentiment which my grandfather thought they conveyed.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot help thinking, sir, that if there had been any truth in my
+grandfather's story, some Scottish member would, on the late occasion,
+have informed the Chancellor of the Exchequer, that, in virtue of this
+Treaty, it was no sufficient reason for innovating upon the private
+rights of Scotsmen in a most tender and delicate point, merely that
+the Right Honourable Gentleman saw no reason why the same law should
+not be current through the whole of his Majesty's dominions; and that,
+on the contrary, it was incumbent upon him to go a step further, and
+to show that the alteration proposed <i>was</i> for the EVIDENT UTILITY <i>of
+the subjects within Scotland</i>,&mdash;a proposition disavowed by the Right
+Honourable Gentleman's candid admission, as well as by that of the
+Prime Minister, and contradicted in every circumstance by the actual
+state of the case.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_281'></a>Methinks, sir, our 'Chosen Five and Forty,' supposing they had bound
+themselves to Ministers by such oaths of silence and obedience as are
+taken by Carthusian friars, must have had free-will and speech to
+express their sentiments, had they been possessed of so irrefragable
+an argument in such a case of extremity. The sight of a father's life
+in danger is said to have restored the power of language to the dumb;
+and truly, the necessary defence of the rights of our native country
+is not, or at least ought not to be, a less animating motive. Lord
+Lauderdale almost alone interfered, and procured, to his infinite
+honour, a delay of six months in the extension of this act,&mdash;a sort of
+reprieve from the southern <i>jougs</i>,&mdash;by which we may have some chance
+of profiting, if, during the interval, we can show ourselves true
+Scotsmen, by some better proof than merely by being 'wise behind the
+hand.'</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, sir, I would have this old Treaty searched for,
+and should it be found to be still existing, I think it decides the
+question. For, how can it be possible that it should be for the
+'evident utility' of Scotland to alter her laws of private right, to
+the total subversion of a system under which she is admitted to have
+flourished for a century, and which has never within North Britain
+been attended with the inconveniences charged against it in the sister
+country, where, by the way, it never existed? Even if the old<a name='Page_282'></a>
+parchment should be voted obsolete, there would be some satisfaction
+in having it looked out and preserved&mdash;not in the Register-Office, or
+Advocates' Library, where it might awaken painful recollections&mdash;but
+in the Museum of the Antiquaries, where, with the Solemn League and
+Covenant, the Letter of the Scottish Nobles to the Pope on the
+independence of their country, and other antiquated documents, once
+held in reverence, it might silently contract dust, yet remain to bear
+witness that such things had been.</p>
+
+<p>I earnestly hope, however, that an international league of such
+importance may still be found obligatory on both the <i>high</i> and the
+<i>low</i> contracting parties; on that which has the power, and apparently
+the will, to break it, as well as on the weaker nation, who cannot,
+without incurring still worse, and more miserable consequences, oppose
+aggression, otherwise than by invoking the faith of treaties, and the
+national honour of Old England.</p>
+
+<p>In the second place, all ranks and bodies of men in North Britain (for
+all are concerned, the poor as well as the rich) should express by
+petition their sense of the injustice which is offered to the country,
+and the distress which will probably be the necessary consequence.
+Without the power of issuing their own notes the Banks cannot supply
+the manufacturer with that credit which enables him to pay his
+workmen, and wait his return; or accommodate the farmer<a name='Page_283'></a> with that
+fund which makes it easy for him to discharge his rent, and give wages
+to his labourers, while in the act of performing expensive operations
+which are to treble or quadruple the produce of his farm. The trustees
+on the high-roads and other public works, so ready to stake their
+personal credit for carrying on public improvements, will no longer
+possess the power of raising funds by doing so. The whole existing
+state of credit is to be altered from top to bottom, and Ministers are
+silent on any remedy which such a state of things would imperiously
+require.</p>
+
+<p>These are subjects worth struggling for, and rather of more importance
+than generally come before County Meetings. The English legislature
+seems inclined to stultify our Law Authorities in their department;
+but let us at least try if they will listen to the united voice of a
+Nation in matters which so intimately concern its welfare, that almost
+every man must have formed a judgment on the subject, from something
+like personal experience. For my part, I cannot doubt the result.</p>
+
+<p>Times are undoubtedly different from those of Queen Anne, when, Dean
+Swift having in a political pamphlet passed some sarcasms on the
+Scottish nation, as a poor and fierce people, the Scythians of
+Britain,&mdash;the Scottish peers, headed by the Duke of Argyll, went in
+a body to the ministers, and<a name='Page_284'></a> compelled them to disown the sentiments
+which had been expressed by their partisan, and offer a reward of
+three hundred pounds for the author of the libel, well known to be the
+best advocate and most intimate friend of the existing administration.
+They demanded also that the printer and publisher should be prosecuted
+before the House of Peers; and Harley, however unwillingly, was
+obliged to yield to their demand.</p>
+
+<p>In the celebrated case of Porteous, the English legislature saw
+themselves compelled to desist from vindictive measures, on account of
+a gross offence committed in the metropolis of Scotland. In that of
+the Roman Catholic bill they yielded to the voice of the Scottish
+people, or rather of the Scottish mob, and declared the proposed
+alteration of the law should not extend to North Britain. The cases
+were different, in point of merit, though the Scots were successful in
+both. In the one, a boon of clemency was extorted; in the other,
+concession was an act of decided weakness. But ought the present
+administration of Great Britain to show less deference to our
+temperate and general remonstrance on a matter concerning ourselves
+only, than their predecessors did to the passions, and even the
+ill-founded and unjust prejudices, of our ancestors?</p>
+
+<p>Times, indeed, have changed since those days, and circumstances also.
+We are no longer a poor,<a name='Page_285'></a> that is, so <i>very poor</i> a country and
+people; and as we have increased in wealth, we have become somewhat
+poorer in spirit, and more loath to incur displeasure by contests upon
+mere etiquette, or national prejudice. But we have some grounds to
+plead for favour with England. We have borne our pecuniary impositions
+during a long war, with a patience the more exemplary, as they lay
+heavier on us from our comparative want of means&mdash;our blood has flowed
+as freely as that of England or of Ireland&mdash;our lives and fortunes
+have become unhesitatingly devoted to the defence of the empire&mdash;our
+loyalty as warmly and willingly displayed towards the person of our
+Sovereign. We have consented with submission, if not with
+cheerfulness, to reductions and abolitions of public offices, required
+for the good of the state at large, but which must affect materially
+the condition, and even the respectability, of our overburthened
+aristocracy. We have in every respect conducted ourselves as good and
+faithful subjects of the general empire.</p>
+
+<p>We do not boast of these things as actual merits; but they are at
+least duties discharged, and in an appeal to men of honour and of
+judgment, must entitle us to be heard with patience, and even
+deference, on the management of our own affairs, if we speak
+unanimously, lay aside party feeling, and use the voice of one leaf of
+the holy Trefoil,&mdash;one distinct and component part of the United
+Kingdoms.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_286'></a>Let no consideration deter us from pleading our own cause temperately
+but firmly, and we shall certainly receive a favourable audience. Even
+our acquisition of a little wealth, which might abate our courage on
+other occasions, should invigorate us to unanimous perseverance at the
+present crisis, when the very source of our national prosperity is
+directly, though unwittingly, struck at. Our plaids are, I trust, not
+yet sunk into Jewish gaberdines, to be wantonly spit upon; nor are we
+yet bound to 'receive the insult with a patient shrug.' But exertion
+is now demanded on other accounts than those of mere honourable
+punctilio. Misers themselves will struggle in defence of their
+property, though tolerant of all aggressions by which that is not
+threatened. Avarice herself, however mean-spirited, will rouse to
+defend the wealth she possesses, and preserve the means of gaining
+more. Scotland is now called upon to rally in defence of the sources
+of her national improvement, and the means of increasing it; upon
+which, as none are so much concerned in the subject, none can be such
+competent judges as Scotsmen themselves.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot believe so generous a people as the English, so wise an
+administration as the present, will disregard our humble
+remonstrances, merely because they are made in the form of peaceful
+entreaty, and not <i>secundum perfervidum ingenium<a name='Page_287'></a> Scotorum</i>, with
+'durk and pistol at our belt.' It would be a dangerous lesson to teach
+the empire at large, that threats can extort what is not yielded to
+reasonable and respectful remonstrance.</p>
+
+<p>But this is not all. The principle of 'uniformity of laws,' if not
+manfully withstood, may have other blessings in store for us. Suppose,
+that when finished with blistering Scotland when in perfect health,
+England should find time and courage to withdraw the veil from the
+deep cancer which is gnawing her own bowels, and make an attempt to
+stop the fatal progress of her <i>poor-rates</i>. Some system or other must
+be proposed in its place&mdash;a grinding one it must be, for it is not an
+evil to be cured by palliatives. Suppose the English, for uniformity's
+sake, insist that Scotland, which is at present free from this foul
+and shameful disorder, should nevertheless be included in the severe
+<i>treatment</i> which the disease demands, how would the landholders of
+Scotland like to undergo the scalpel and cautery, merely because
+England requires to be scarified?</p>
+
+<p>Or again;&mdash;Supposing England should take a fancy to impart to us her
+sanguinary criminal code, which, too cruel to be carried into effect,
+gives every wretch that is condemned a chance of one to twelve that he
+shall not be executed, and so turns the law into a lottery&mdash;would this
+be an agreeable boon to North Britain?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_288'></a>Once more;&mdash;What if the English ministers should feel disposed to
+extend to us their equitable system of process respecting civil debt,
+which divides the advantages so admirably betwixt debtor and
+creditor&mdash;<i>That</i> equal dispensation of justice, which provides that an
+imprisoned debtor, if a rogue, may remain in undisturbed possession of
+a great landed estate, and enjoy in a jail all the luxuries of
+Sardanapalus, while the wretch to whom he owes money is starving; and
+that, to balance the matter, a creditor, if cruel, may detain a debtor
+in prison for a lifetime, and make, as the established phrase goes,
+<i>dice of his bones</i>&mdash;would this admirable reciprocity of privilege,
+indulged alternately to knave and tyrant, please Saunders better than
+his own humane action of Cessio, and his equitable process of
+Adjudication?</p>
+
+<p>I will not insist further on such topics, for I daresay that these
+apparent enormities in principle are, in England where they have
+operation, modified and corrected in practice by circumstances unknown
+to me; so that, in passing judgment on them, I may myself fall into
+the error I deprecate, of judging of foreign laws without being aware
+of all the premisses. Neither do I mean that we should struggle with
+illiberality against any improvements which can be borrowed from
+English principle. I would only desire that such ameliorations were
+adopted, not merely because they are English, but because they are
+suited to be assimilated with the laws of Scotland, and lead, in
+short,<a name='Page_289'></a> <i>to her evident utility</i>; and this on the principle, that in
+transplanting a tree, little attention need be paid to the character
+of the climate and soil from which it is brought, although the
+greatest care must be taken that those of the situation to which it is
+transplanted are fitted to receive it. It would be no reason for
+planting mulberry-trees in Scotland, that they luxuriate in the south
+of England. There is sense in the old proverb, 'Ilk land has its ain
+lauch.'</p>
+
+<p>In the present case, it is impossible to believe the extension of
+these restrictions to Scotland can be for the <i>evident utility</i> of the
+country, which has prospered so long and so uniformly under directly
+the contrary system.</p>
+
+<p>It is very probable I may be deemed illiberal in all this reasoning;
+but if to look for information to practical results, rather than to
+theoretical principles, and to argue from the effect of the experience
+of a century, rather than the deductions of a modern hypothesis, be
+illiberal, I must sit down content with a censure, which will include
+wiser men than I. The philosophical tailors of Laputa, who wrought by
+mathematical calculation, had, no doubt, a supreme contempt for those
+humble fashioners who went to work by measuring the person of their
+customer; but Gulliver tells us, that the worst clothes he ever wore,
+were constructed upon abstract principles; and truly, I think, we have
+seen some laws, and may see more,<a name='Page_290'></a> not much better adapted to existing
+circumstances, than the Captain's philosophical uniform to his actual
+person.</p>
+
+<p>It is true, that every wise statesman keeps sound and general
+political principles in his eye, as the pilot looks upon his compass
+to discover his true course. But this true course cannot always be
+followed out straight and diametrically; it must be altered from time
+to time, nay sometimes apparently abandoned, on account of shoals,
+breakers, and headlands, not to mention contrary winds. The same
+obstacles occur to the course of the statesman. The point at which he
+aims may be important, the principle on which he steers may be just;
+yet the obstacles arising from rooted prejudices, from intemperate
+passions, from ancient practices, from a different character of
+people, from varieties in climate and soil, may cause a direct
+movement upon his ultimate object to be attended with distress to
+individuals, and loss to the community, which no good man would wish
+to occasion, and with dangers which no wise man would voluntarily
+choose to encounter.</p>
+
+<p>Although I think the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been rather
+precipitate in the decided opinion which he is represented to have
+expressed on this occasion, I am far from entertaining the slightest
+disrespect for the right honourable gentleman. 'I hear as good
+exclamation upon him as on any man in<a name='Page_291'></a> Messina, and though I am but a
+poor man, I am glad to hear it.' But a decided attachment to abstract
+principle, and to a spirit of generalising, is&mdash;like a rash rider on a
+headstrong horse&mdash;very apt to run foul of local obstacles, which might
+have been avoided by a more deliberate career, where the nature of the
+ground had been previously considered.</p>
+
+<p>I make allowance for the temptation natural to an ingenious and active
+mind. There is a natural pride in following out an universal and
+levelling principle. It seems to augur genius, force of conception,
+and steadiness of purpose; qualities which every legislator is
+desirous of being thought to possess. On the other hand, the study of
+local advantages and impediments demands labour and inquiry, and is
+rewarded after all only with the cold and parsimonious praise due to
+humble industry. It is no less true, however, that measures which go
+straight and direct to a great general object, without noticing
+intervening impediments, must often resemble the fierce progress of
+the thunderbolt or the cannon-ball, those dreadful agents, which, in
+rushing right to their point, care not what ruin they make by the way.
+The sounder and more moderate policy, accommodating its measures to
+exterior circumstances, rather resembles the judicious course of a
+well-conducted highway, which, turning aside frequently from its
+direct course,</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
+<a name='Page_292'></a></p></div>
+
+<p>and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
+thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
+its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.</p>
+
+<p>Can you tell me, sir, if this <i>uniformity</i> of civil institutions,
+which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
+to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
+religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
+since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
+Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
+vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;umpire sate,</span><br />
+And by decision more embroiled the fray'?<br /></div>
+
+<p>Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
+proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'</p>
+
+<p>The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
+experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
+and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
+through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
+inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
+improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
+out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
+particular local circumstances,<a name='Page_293'></a> which either prevented the execution
+of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
+some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
+humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
+experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
+before old institutions are demolished&mdash;the <i>evident utility</i> of every
+alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
+submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
+would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
+sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, <i>cuts before the point</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
+imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
+content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
+speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
+sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
+not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
+warns us to <i>Let weel bide</i>; and all the world has heard of the
+untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
+to make him better, when he was already in health.&mdash;I am, Mr.
+Journalist, yours,</p>
+
+<p>MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4><a name='Page_294'></a>POSTSCRIPT</h4>
+
+<p>Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
+have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
+are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
+this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
+on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
+and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
+into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
+vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
+course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
+present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
+resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
+be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
+welcomed as a boon.</p>
+
+<p>But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
+a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
+destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
+present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
+profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
+prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been&mdash;a
+business carried on both for their own profit, and for the<a name='Page_295'></a>
+accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
+the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
+others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
+that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
+by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
+take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?</p>
+
+<p>If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
+to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
+better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
+life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
+protracted suspense.</p>
+
+
+<p><a name='Page_297'></a><a name='Page_296'></a></p>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;'/>
+
+<h3>NOTES</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<ul>
+ <li><a href='#Page_3'>P. 3.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The exclusion</i>&mdash;of James from the succession.<br />
+<br />
+<i>The rebellion</i>&mdash;Monmouth's.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_6'>P. 6.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Quakers</i>.&mdash;A hit, of course, at Penn.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_17'>P. 17.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Piqueer</i>, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_18'>P. 18.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Lords of the Articles</i>.&mdash;A well-known body in the older Scottish
+Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
+thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_20'>P. 20.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Squeaziness</i> = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'<br />
+<br />
+<i>It is impossible</i>.&mdash;Another form of 'No bishop no king.'<br /><a name='Page_298'></a>
+<br />
+<i>The new converts</i>.&mdash;After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_22'>P. 22.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>T.W.</i> is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
+'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
+Temple.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_27'>P. 27.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Neither</i>, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
+famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in <i>Hamlet</i>.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_47'>P. 47.</a><br />
+<br />
+I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
+with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
+vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described (p. 50) as <i>'a mean ordinary
+man, a hard-ware dealer</i>.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
+independent of them.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_50'>P. 50.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Written</i>&mdash;by Swift himself.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_54'>P. 54.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Bere</i>, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
+in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
+and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
+climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
+to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_55'>P. 55.</a><br /><a name='Page_299'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Conolly</i>.&mdash;Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_56'>P. 56.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Pistole</i>&mdash;about ten shillings.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_60'>P. 60.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Brought to the bullion</i> seems here to have the meaning of the
+French <i>billonner</i> or <i>envoyer au billon</i>, 'to melt for recoining.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_74'>P. 74.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Our C&aelig;sar's statue</i>.&mdash;The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
+Dublin.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_89'>P. 89.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Contignation</i>.&mdash;This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
+obsolete word (from <i>tignum</i>, 'beam') means 'having a common or
+continuous roof.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_99'>P. 99.</a><br />
+<br />
+The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vend&eacute;an and Chouan
+movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
+explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
+the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
+though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
+positive evidence to support them.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_107'>P. 107.</a><br /><a name='Page_300'></a>
+<br />
+<i>But when the possibility ... that the</i>.&mdash;It will probably seem
+to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
+It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
+inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French <i>que</i>, could
+replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_112'>P. 112.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Louis the Sixteenth</i>.&mdash;To this is appended a note in the editions
+beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
+could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
+late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
+<i>Le Secret du Roi</i>, and other works by the same author.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_114'>P. 114.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Montalembert</i>.&mdash;Marc Ren&eacute;, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
+military writer.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_124'>P. 124.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Harrington</i>&mdash;of the <i>Oceana</i>.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_134'>P. 134.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Dear Abraham</i>.&mdash;'Peter Plymley' addresses his <i>Letters</i> to
+'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
+parson.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_136'>P. 136.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Baron Maseres</i>.&mdash;Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
+of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
+know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_137'>P. 137.</a><br /><a name='Page_301'></a>
+<br />
+<i>C&mdash;&mdash;</i>, Canning.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_138'>P. 138.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Dr. Duigenan</i>.&mdash;A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
+junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
+Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_144'>P. 144.</a><br />
+<br />
+This <i>light and frivolous jester</i> was <i>not</i> the Rev. Sydney
+Smith, but George Canning, Esq.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_154'>P. 154.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The pecuniary Rose</i>.&mdash;'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
+was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
+now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Lord Hawkesbury</i>, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_157'>P. 157.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Tickell</i>&mdash;the <i>Rolliad</i> Tickell.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_170'>P. 170.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Joel</i>&mdash;Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_193'>P. 193.</a><br /><a name='Page_302'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Paint in the most horrid colours</i>.&mdash;See, for instance, <i>The
+Bloody Buoy</i> and <i>The Cannibal's Progress</i>, by William Cobbett.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_225'>P. 225.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Flogging</i>.&mdash;Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
+punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
+the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
+manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
+sentenced as he describes.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_229'>P. 229.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Monks and friars</i>.&mdash;A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
+very differently of these persons. But that was his way.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_245'>P. 245.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Foundal</i>.&mdash;I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
+for <i>trouvaille</i>, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
+the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_253'>P. 253.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Duenna</i>&mdash;Sheridan's.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_256'>P. 256.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Jury Court</i>.&mdash;Trial by jury in <i>civil</i> cases was only introduced
+into Scotland in 1815.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_259'>P. 259.</a><br /><a name='Page_303'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Evasive answer</i>&mdash;to the effect that each queen was the fairest
+woman in her own country.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_272'>P. 272.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Doer</i> = 'factor' or agent.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_277'>P. 277.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Them</i>&mdash;as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_281'>P. 281.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Chosen Five and Forty</i>&mdash;the original number of members
+assigned to Scotland.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_283'>P. 283.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Political pamphlet</i>&mdash;'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_287'>P. 287.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Durk, sic</i> in original.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_288'>P. 288.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Cessio, sc. bonorum</i>, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
+could be relieved of liabilities.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Adjudication</i>, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
+well as personal property.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_289'>P. 289.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Lauch</i> = 'laugh.'
+</li>
+
+</ul>
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+Title: Political Pamphlets
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+
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+
+THE POCKET LIBRARY
+OF
+ENGLISH LITERATURE
+
+Edited by GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+A collection, in separate volumes, partly of extracts from
+long books, partly of short pieces, by the same writer, on the
+same subject, or of the same class.
+
+Vol I.--Tales of Mystery.
+ II.--Political Verse.
+ III.--Defoe's Minor Novels.
+ IV.--Political Pamphlets.
+ V.--Seventeenth Century Lyrics.
+ VI.--Elizabethan and Jacobean Pamphlets.
+
+
+
+
+POLITICAL PAMPHLETS
+
+
+EDITED BY
+GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+LONDON
+PERCIVAL AND CO.
+1892
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER. (By George Savile, Marquess of Halifax)
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS. (By Daniel Defoe)
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS. (By Jonathan Swift)
+To the Tradesmen, Shop-Keepers, Farmers, and Common-People in general,
+of the Kingdom of Ireland; concerning the Brass half-pence coined by
+Mr. Wood
+
+A Letter to Mr. Harding the Printer, upon occasion of a Paragraph in
+his News-Paper of August 1, 1724, relating to Mr. Wood's Half-pence
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE. (By the Right Honourable
+Edmund Burke)
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS. (By Sydney Smith)
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW. (By William Cobbett)
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER. (By Sir Walter Scott)
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+It is sometimes thought, and very often said, that political writing,
+after its special day is done, becomes more dead than any other kind
+of literature, or even journalism. I do not know whether my own
+judgment is perverted by the fact of a special devotion to the
+business, but it certainly seems to me that both the thought and the
+saying are mistakes. Indeed, a rough-and-ready refutation of them is
+supplied by the fact that, in no few cases, political pieces have
+entered into the generally admitted stock of the best literary things.
+If they are little read, can we honestly say that other things in the
+same rank are read much more? And is there not the further plea, by no
+means contradictory, nor even merely alternative, that the best
+examples of them are, as a rule, merged in huge collected 'Works,' or,
+in the case of authors who have not attained to that dignity, simply
+inaccessible to the general? At any rate my publishers have consented
+to let me try the experiment of gathering certain famous things of the
+sort in this volume, and the public must decide.
+
+I do not begin very early, partly because examples of the Elizabethan
+political pamphlet, or what supplied its place, will be given in
+another volume of the series exclusively devoted to the pamphlet
+literature of the reigns of Eliza and our James, partly for a still
+better reason presently to be explained. On the other hand, though
+another special volume is devoted to Defoe, the immortal _Shortest Way
+with the Dissenters_ is separated from the rest of his work, and given
+here. Most of the contents, however, represent authors not otherwise
+represented in the series, and though very well known indeed by name,
+less read than quoted. The suitableness of the political pamphlet,
+both by size and self-containedness, for such a volume as this, needs
+no justification except that which it, like everything else, must
+receive, by being put to the proof of reading.
+
+There is no difficulty in showing, with at least sufficient critical
+exactness, why it is not possible or not desirable to select examples
+from very early periods even of strictly modern history. The causes
+are in part the same as those which delayed the production of really
+capital political verse (which has been treated in another volume),
+but they are not wholly the same. The Martin Marprelate pamphlets are
+strictly political; so are many things earlier, later, and
+contemporary with them, by hands known and unknown, great and small,
+skilled and unskilled; so are some even in the work of so great a man
+as Bacon. But very many things were wanting to secure the conditions
+necessary to the perfect pamphlet. There was not the political
+freedom; there was not the public; there was not the immediate object;
+there was not, last and most of all, the style. Political utterances
+under a more or less despotic, or, as the modern euphemism goes,
+'personal' government, were almost necessarily those of a retained
+advocate, who expected his immediate reward, on the one hand; or of a
+rebel, who stood to make his account with office if he succeeded, or
+with savage punishment if he failed, on the other. A distant prospect
+of impeachment, of the loss of ears, hands, or life if the tide turns,
+is a stimulant to violence rather than to vigour. I do not think,
+however, that this is the most important factor in the problem.
+Parliamentary government, with a limited franchise of tolerably
+intelligent voters, a party system, and newspapers comparatively
+undeveloped, may not suit an ideally perfect _politeia_, but it is
+the very hotbed in which to nourish the pamphlet. There is also a
+style, as there is a time, for all things; and no style could be so
+well suited for the pamphlet as the balanced, measured, pointed, and
+polished style which Dryden and Tillotson and Temple brought in during
+the third quarter of the seventeenth century, and which did not go out
+of fashion till the second quarter of the nineteenth. We have indeed
+seen pamphlets proper exercising considerable influence in quite
+recent times; but in no instance that I can remember has this been due
+to any literary merits, and I doubt whether even the bare fact will be
+soon or often renewed in our days. The written word--the written word
+of condensed, strengthened, spirited literature--has lost much, if not
+all, of its force with an enormously increased electorate, and a
+bewildering multiplicity of print and speech of all kinds.
+
+Whatever justice these reasonings may have or may lack, the facts
+speak for themselves, as facts intelligently regarded have a habit of
+doing. The first pamphlets proper of great literary merit and great
+political influence are those of Halifax in the first movement of real
+party struggle during the reign of Charles the Second; the last which
+unite the same requisites are those of Scott on the eve of the first
+Reform Bill. The leaflet and circular war of the anti-Corn Law League
+must be ruled out as much as Mr. Gladstone's _Bulgarian Horrors_.
+
+This leaves us a period of almost exactly a hundred and fifty years,
+during which the kind, whether in good or bad examples, was of
+constant influence; while its best instances enriched literature with
+permanent masterpieces in little. I do not think that any moderately
+instructed person will find much difficulty in comprehending the
+specimens here given. I am sure that no moderately intelligent one
+will fail, with a very little trouble, to take delight in them. I do
+not know whether an artful generaliser could get anything out of the
+circumstances in which the best of them grew; I should say myself that
+nothing more than the system of government, the conditions of the
+electorate and the legislature, and the existence from time to time of
+a superheated state in political feeling, can or need be collected. In
+some respects, to my own taste, the first of these examples is also
+the best. To Halifax full justice has never been done, for we have had
+no capable historian of the late seventeenth century but Macaulay, and
+Halifax's defect of fervour as a Jacobite was more than made up to
+Macaulay by his defect of fervour as a Williamite. As for the moderns,
+I have myself more than once failed to induce editors of 'series' to
+give Halifax a place. Yet Macaulay himself has been fairer to the
+great Trimmer than to most persons with whom he was not in full
+sympathy. The weakness of Halifax's position is indeed obvious. When
+you run first to one side of the boat and then to the other, you have
+ten chances of sinking to one of trimming her. To hold fast to one
+party only, and to keep that from extremes, is the only secret, and it
+is no great disgrace to Halifax, that in the very infancy of the party
+and parliamentary system, he did not perceive it. But this hardly
+interferes at all with the excellence of his pamphlets. The polished
+style, the admirable sense, the subdued and yet ever present wit, the
+avoidance of excessive cleverness (the one thing that the average
+Briton will not stand), the constant eye on the object, are
+unmistakable. They are nearly as forcible as Dryden's political and
+controversial prefaces, which are pamphlets themselves in their way,
+and they excel them in knowledge of affairs, in urbanity, in
+adaptation to the special purpose. In all these points they resemble
+more than anything else the pamphlets of Paul Louis Courier, and
+there can be no higher praise than this.
+
+No age in English history was more fertile in pamphlets than the
+reigns of William and of Anne. Some men of real distinction
+occasionally contributed to them, and others (such as Ferguson and
+Maynwaring) obtained such literary notoriety as they possess by their
+means. The total volume of the kind produced during the quarter of a
+century between the Revolution and the accession of George the First
+would probably fill a considerable library. But the examples which
+really deserve exhumation are very few, and I doubt whether any can
+pretend to vie with the masterpieces of Defoe and Swift. Both these
+great writers were accomplished practitioners in the art, and the
+characteristics of both lent themselves with peculiar yet strangely
+different readiness to the work. They addressed, indeed, different
+sections of what was even then the electorate. Defoe's unpolished
+realism and his exact adaptation of tone, thought, taste, and fancy to
+the measure of the common Englishman were what chiefly gave him a
+hearing. Swift aimed and flew higher, but also did not miss the lower
+mark. No one has ever doubted that Johnson's depreciation of _The
+Conduct of the Allies_ was half special perversity (for he was always
+unjust to Swift), half mere humorous paradox. For there was much more
+of this in the doctor's utterances than his admirers, either in his
+own day or since, have always recognised, or have sometimes been
+qualified by Providence to recognise. As for the _Drapier's Letters_ I
+can never myself admire them enough, and they seem to me to have been
+on the whole under-rather than over-valued by posterity.
+
+The 'Great Walpolian Battle' and the attacks on Bute and other
+favourite ministers were very fertile in the pamphlet, but already
+there were certain signs of alteration in its character. Pulteney and
+Walpole's other adversaries had already glimmerings of the newspaper
+proper, that is to say, of the continual dropping fire rather than the
+single heavy broadside; to adopt a better metaphor still, of a
+regimental and professional soldiery rather than of single volunteer
+champions. The _Letters of Junius_, which for some time past have been
+gradually dropping from their former somewhat undue pride of place
+(gained and kept as much by the factitious mystery of their origin as
+by anything else) to a station more justly warranted, are no doubt
+themselves pamphlets of a kind; but they are separated from pamphlets
+proper not less by their contents than by their form and continuity.
+The real difference is this, that the pamphlet, though often if not
+always personal enough, should always and generally does affect at
+least to discuss a general question of principle or policy, whereas
+Junius is always personal first, and very generally last also. On the
+other hand, Burke, whether his productions be called Speeches or
+Letters, Thoughts or Reflections, is always a pamphleteer in heart and
+soul, in form and matter. If the resemblance of his pamphlets to
+speeches gives the force and fire, it is certain that the resemblance
+of his speeches to pamphlets accounts for that 'dinner-bell' effect of
+his which has puzzled some people and shocked others. Burke always
+argued the point, if he only argued one side of it, and it is the
+special as it is the saving grace of the pamphlet that it must, or at
+least should, be an argument, and not merely an invective or an
+innuendo, a sermon or a lampoon.
+
+Sydney Smith belonged both to the old school and the new. He was both
+pamphleteer and journalist; but he kept the form and even to some
+extent the style of his pamphlets and his articles well apart. I may
+seem likely to have some difficulty in admitting the claim of Cobbett
+after disallowing that of Junius under the definition just given, but
+I have no very great fear of being unable to making it good. Much as
+Cobbett disliked persons, and crotchety as he was in his dislikes,
+they were always dislikes of principle in the bottom. The singular
+Tory-Radicalism which Cobbett exhibited, and which has made some rank
+him unduly low, was no doubt partly due to accidents of birth and
+education, and to narrowness of intellectual form. But boroughmongering
+after all was a Whig rather than a Tory institution, and Cobbett's
+hatred of it, as well as that desire for the maintenance of a kind of
+manufacturing yeomanry (not wholly different from the later ideal of
+Mr. William Morris,) which was his other guiding principle throughout,
+was by no means alien from pure Toryism. His work in relation to Reform,
+moreover, is unmistakable--as unmistakable as is that of Sydney Smith,
+who precedes him here, with regard to Catholic Emancipation. I should
+have voted and written against both these things had I lived then; but
+this does not make me enjoy Cobbett or Sydney any the less.
+
+As for the latest example I have selected, it is a crucial one. The
+_Letters of Malachi Malagrowther_ come from a man who is not often
+rated high as a political thinker, even by those who sympathise with
+his political views. But here as elsewhere the politician, no less
+than the poet, the critic, the historian, bears the penalty of the
+pre-eminent greatness of the novelist. Nothing is more uncritical than
+to regard Scott as a mere sentimentalist in politics, and I cannot
+think that any competent judge can do so after reading _Malagrowther_,
+even after reading Scott's own Diary and letters on the subject. As he
+there explains, he was not greatly carried, as a rule, to interest
+himself in the details of politics. As both Lockhart and he admit, he
+might not have been so interested even at this juncture had it not
+been for the chagrin at his own misfortunes, which, nobly and
+stoically repressed as it was, required some issue. But his general
+principle on this occasion was clear; it can be thoroughly apprehended
+and appreciated even by an Englishman of Englishmen. It was thoroughly
+justified by the event, and, I may perhaps be permitted to observe,
+ran exactly contrary to a sentiment rather widely adopted of late. No
+man, whether in public writings or private conduct, could be more set
+than Scott was against a spurious Scotch particularism. He even earned
+from silly Scots maledictions for the chivalrous justice he dealt to
+England in _The Lord of the Isles_, and the common-sense justice he
+dealt to her in the mouth of Bailie Jarvie. But he was not more
+staunch for the political Union than he was for the preservation of
+minor institutions, manners, and character; and the proposed
+interference with Scotch banking seemed to him to be one of the things
+tending to make good Scotchmen, as he bluntly told Croker, 'damned
+mischievous Englishmen.' Therefore he arose and spoke, and though he
+averted the immediate attempt, yet the prophecies which he uttered
+were amply fulfilled in other ways after the Reform Bill.
+
+These, then, are the principles on which I have selected the pieces
+that follow (some minor reasons for the particular choices being given
+in the special introductions):--That they should be pamphlets proper
+(_Malachi_ appeared first in a newspaper, but that was a sign of the
+time chiefly, and the numbers of Cobbett's _Register_ were practically
+independent pieces); that they should deal with special subjects of
+burning political, and not merely personal, interest; and that they
+should either directly or in the long-run have exercised an actual
+determining influence on the course of politics and history. This last
+point is undoubted in the case of the examples from Halifax, Swift,
+Burke (who more than any one man pointed and steeled the resistance
+of England to Jacobin tyranny), and Scott; it was less immediate, but
+scarcely more dubious in those of Defoe, Cobbett, and Sydney Smith.
+And so in all humility I make my bow as introducer once more to the
+English public of these Seven Masters of English political writing.
+
+
+
+
+I.--'LETTER TO A DISSENTER'
+
+BY GEORGE SAVILE, MARQUESS OF HALIFAX
+
+
+(_There is no doubt that Halifax's work deserves to rank first in a
+collection of political pamphlets. He signed none; it was indeed
+almost impossible for a prominent person in the State then safely or
+decently to do so, and different attributions were made at the time of
+some of them, as of the _Character of a Trimmer_ to Coventry, and of
+this _Letter_ (this 'masterly little tract,' as Macaulay justly calls
+it) to Temple. But shortly after his death all were published as his
+unchallenged, and there never has been any doubt of their authorship
+in the minds of good judges. Four of them are so good that extrinsic
+reasons have to be brought in for preferring one to the other. The
+_Character of a Trimmer_ is rather too long for my scheme; the _Anatomy
+of an Equivalent_ is too technical, and requires too much illustration
+and exegesis; the _Cautions for Choice of Members of Parliament_,
+though practically valuable to the present day, is a little too
+general. The _Letter to a Dissenter_ escapes all these objections. It
+is brief, it is thoroughly to the point, it is comprehensible almost
+without note or comment to any one who remembers the broad fact that
+by his Declaration of Indulgence James the Second attempted to detach,
+and almost succeeded in detaching, the Dissenters from their common
+cause with the Church in opposing his enfranchisement of the Roman
+Catholics, and his preferment of them to great offices. As for its
+author, his most eminent acts are written in the pages of the
+universally read historian above quoted. But he was in reality more of
+a Tory than it suited Macaulay to represent him, though he gloried in
+the name of Trimmer, and certainly showed what is called in modern
+political slang a 'crossbench mind' not only during the madness of the
+Popish plot, during the greater madness of James's assaults on the
+Church, the Constitution, and private rights, but also (after the
+Revolution) towards William of Orange. Born about 1630 he died in
+April 1695, leaving the fame, unjustified by any samples in those
+unreported days, of the greatest orator of his time, a reputation as a
+wit which was partly inherited by his grandson, Chesterfield, and the
+small volume of _Miscellanies_, on which we here draw. The pamphlet
+itself appeared in April 1687._)
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER TO A DISSENTER, UPON OCCASION OF HIS MAJESTY'S LATE GRACIOUS
+DECLARATION OF INDULGENCE
+
+
+Sir--Since addresses are in fashion, give me leave to make one to you.
+This is neither the effect of fear, interest, or resentment; therefore
+you may be sure it is sincere: and for that reason it may expect to be
+kindly received. Whether it will have power enough to convince,
+dependeth upon the reasons of which you are to judge; and upon your
+preparation of mind, to be persuaded by truth, whenever it appeareth
+to you. It ought not to be the less welcome for coming from a friendly
+hand, one whose kindness to you is not lessened by difference of
+opinion, and who will not let his thoughts for the public be so tied
+or confined to this or that sub-division of Protestants as to stifle
+the charity, which besides all other arguments, is at this time become
+necessary to preserve us.
+
+I am neither surprised nor provoked, to see that in the condition you
+were put into by the laws, and the ill circumstances you lay under, by
+having the Exclusion and Rebellion laid to your charge, you were
+desirous to make yourselves less uneasy and obnoxious to authority.
+Men who are sore, run to the nearest remedy with too much haste to
+consider all the consequences: grains of allowance are to be given,
+where nature giveth such strong influences. When to men under
+sufferings it offereth ease, the present pain will hardly allow time
+to examine the remedies; and the strongest reason can hardly gain a
+fair audience from our mind, whilst so possessed, till the smart is a
+little allayed.
+
+I do not know whether the warmth that naturally belongeth to new
+friendships, may not make it a harder task for me to persuade you. It
+is like telling lovers, in the beginning of their joys, that they will
+in a little time have an end. Such an unwelcome style doth not easily
+find credit. But I will suppose you are not so far gone in your new
+passion, but that you will hear still; and therefore I am also under
+the less discouragement, when I offer to your consideration two
+things. The _first_ is, the cause you have to suspect your new
+friends. The _second_, the duty incumbent upon you, in Christianity
+and prudence, not to hazard the public safety, neither by desire of
+ease nor of revenge.
+
+To the _first_. Consider that notwithstanding the smooth language
+which is now put on to engage you, these new friends did not make you
+their choice, but their refuge. They have ever made their first
+courtships to the Church of England, and when they were rejected
+there, they made their application to you in the second place. The
+instances of this might be given in all times. I do not repeat them,
+because whatsoever is unnecessary must be tedious; the truth of this
+assertion being so plain as not to admit a dispute. You cannot
+therefore reasonably flatter yourselves that there is any inclination
+to you. They never pretended to allow you any quarter, but to usher in
+liberty for themselves under that shelter. I refer you to Mr.
+Coleman's Letters, and to the Journals of Parliament, where you may be
+convinced, if you can be so mistaken as to doubt; nay, at this very
+hour they can hardly forbear, in the height of their courtship, to let
+fall hard words of you. So little is nature to be restrained; it will
+start out sometimes, disdaining to submit to the usurpation of art and
+interest.
+
+This alliance, between liberty and infallibility, is bringing together
+the two most contrary things that are in the world. The Church of Rome
+doth not only dislike the allowing liberty, but by its principles it
+cannot do it. Wine is not more expressly forbid to the Mahometans,
+than giving heretics liberty to the Papists. They are no more able to
+make good their vows to you, than men married before, and their wife
+alive, can confirm their contract with another. The continuance of
+their kindness would be a habit of sin, of which they are to repent;
+and their absolution is to be had upon no other terms than their
+promise to destroy you. You are therefore to be hugged now, only that
+you may be the better squeezed at another time. There must be
+something extraordinary when the Church of Rome setteth up bills, and
+offereth plaisters, for tender consciences. By all that hath hitherto
+appeared, her skill in chirurgery lieth chiefly in a quick hand to cut
+off limbs; but she is the worst at healing of any that ever pretended
+to it.
+
+To come so quick from another extreme is such an unnatural motion that
+you ought to be upon your guard. The other day you were Sons of
+Belial; now you are Angels of Light. This is a violent change, and it
+will be fit for you to pause upon it before you believe it. If your
+features are not altered, neither is their opinion of you, whatever
+may be pretended. Do you believe less than you did that there is
+idolatry in the Church of Rome? Sure you do not. See, then, how they
+treat, both in words and writing, those who entertain that opinion.
+Conclude from hence, how inconsistent their favour is with this single
+article, except they give you a dispensation for this too, and not by
+a _non obstante_, secure you that they will not think the worse of
+you.
+
+Think a little how dangerous it is to build upon a foundation of
+paradoxes. Popery now is the only friend to liberty, and the known
+enemy to persecution. The men of Taunton and Tiverton are above all
+other eminent for Loyalty. The Quakers, from being declared by the
+Papists not to be Christians, are now made favourites, and taken into
+their particular protection; they are on a sudden grown the most
+accomplished men of the kingdom in good breeding, and give thanks with
+the best grace in double-refined language. So that I should not
+wonder, though a man of that persuasion, in spite of his hat, should
+be Master of the Ceremonies. Not to say harsher words, these are such
+very new things, that it is impossible not to suspend our belief, till
+by a little more experience, we may be informed whether they are
+realities or apparitions. We have been under shameful mistakes, if
+these opinions are true; but for the present we are apt to be
+incredulous, except that we could be convinced that the priest's words
+in this case too are able to make such a sudden and effectual change;
+and that their power is not limited to the Sacrament, but that it
+extendeth to alter the nature of all other things, as often as they
+are so disposed.
+
+Let me now speak of the instruments of your friendship, and then leave
+you to judge whether they do not afford matter of suspicion. No
+sharpness is to be mingled, where healing only is intended; so nothing
+will be said to expose particular men, how strong soever the
+temptation may be, or how clear the proofs to make it out. A word or
+two in general, for your better caution, shall suffice. Suppose then,
+for argument's sake, that the mediators of this new alliance should
+be such as have been formerly employed in treaties of the same kind,
+and there detected to have acted by order, and to have been empowered
+to give encouragements and rewards. Would not this be an argument to
+suspect them?
+
+If they should plainly be under engagements to one side, their
+arguments to the other ought to be received accordingly. Their fair
+pretences are to be looked upon as a part of their commission, which
+may not improbably give them a dispensation in the case of truth, when
+it may bring a prejudice upon the service of those by whom they are
+employed.
+
+If there should be men, who having formerly had means and authority to
+persuade by secular arguments, have, in pursuance of that power,
+sprinkled money among the Dissenting ministers; and if those very men
+should now have the same authority, practise the same methods, and
+disburse where they cannot otherwise persuade; it seemeth to me to be
+rather an evidence than a presumption of the deceit.
+
+If there should be ministers amongst you, who by having fallen under
+temptations of this kind, are in some sort engaged to continue their
+frailty, by the awe they are in lest it should be exposed; the
+persuasions of these unfortunate men must sure have the less force,
+and their arguments, though never so specious, are to be suspected,
+when they come from men who have mortgaged themselves to severe
+creditors, that expect a rigorous observance of the contract, let it
+be never so unwarrantable. If these, or any others, should at this
+time preach up anger and vengeance against the Church of England; may
+it not without injustice be suspected that a thing so plainly out of
+season springeth rather from corruption than mistake; and that those
+who act this choleric part, do not believe themselves, but only pursue
+higher directions, and endeavour to make good that part of their
+contract, which obligeth them, upon a forfeiture, to make use of their
+enflaming eloquence? They might apprehend their wages would be
+retrenched if they should be moderate: and therefore, whilst violence
+is their interest, those who have not the same arguments have no
+reason to follow such a partial example.
+
+If there should be men, who by the load of their crimes against the
+Government, have been bowed down to comply with it against their
+conscience; who by incurring the want of a pardon, have drawn upon
+themselves a necessity of an entire resignation, such men are to be
+lamented, but not to be believed. Nay, they themselves, when they have
+discharged their unwelcome talk, will be inwardly glad that their
+forced endeavours do not succeed, and are pleased when men resist
+their insinuations; which are far from being voluntary or sincere, but
+are squeezed out of them by the weight of their being so obnoxious.
+
+If, in the height of this great dearness, by comparing things, it
+should happen that at this instant there is much a surer friendship
+with those who are so far from allowing liberty that they allow no
+living to a Protestant under them--let the scene lie in what part of
+the world it will, the argument will come home, and sure it will
+afford sufficient ground to suspect. Apparent contradictions must
+strike us; neither nature nor reason can digest them. Self-flattery,
+and the desire to deceive ourselves, to gratify present appetite, with
+all their power, which is great, cannot get the better of such broad
+conviction, as some things carry along with them. Will you call these
+vain and empty suspicions? Have you been at all times so void of fears
+and jealousies, as to justify your being so unreasonably valiant in
+having none upon this occasion? Such an extraordinary courage at this
+unseasonable time, to say no more, is too dangerous a virtue to be
+commended.
+
+If then, for these and a thousand other reasons, there is cause to
+suspect, sure your new friends are not to dictate to you, or advise
+you. For instance: the Addresses that fly abroad every week, and
+murder us with _another to the same_; the first draughts are made by
+those who are not very proper to be secretaries to the Protestant
+Religion: and it is your part only to write them out fairer again.
+
+Strange! that you, who have been formerly so much against _set
+forms_, should now be content the priests should indite for you. The
+nature of thanks is an unavoidable consequence of being pleased or
+obliged; they grow in the heart, and from thence show themselves
+either in looks, speech, writing, or action. No man was ever thankful
+because he was bid to be so, but because he had, or thought he had
+some reason for it. If then there is cause in this case to pay such
+extravagant acknowledgments, they will flow naturally, without taking
+such pains to procure them; and it is unkindly done to tire all the
+Post-horses with carrying circular letters, to solicit that which
+would be done without any trouble or constraint. If it is really in
+itself such a favour, what needeth so much pressing men to be
+thankful, and with such eager circumstances, that where persuasions
+cannot delude, threatenings are employed to fright them into a
+compliance? Thanks must be voluntary, not only unconstrained but
+unsolicited, else they are either trifles or snares, that either
+signify nothing or a great deal more than is intended by those that
+give them. If an inference should be made, that whosoever thanketh the
+King for his Declaration, is by that engaged to justify it in point of
+law; it is a greater stride than I presume all those care to make who
+are persuaded to address. It shall be supposed that all the thankers
+will be repealers of the Test, whenever a Parliament shall meet; such
+an expectation is better prevented before than disappointed
+afterwards; and the surest way to avoid the lying under such a scandal
+is not to do anything that may give a colour to the mistake. These
+bespoken thanks are little less improper than love-letters that were
+solicited by the lady to whom they are to be directed: so that,
+besides the little ground there is to give them, the manner of getting
+them doth extremely lessen their value. It might be wished that you
+would have suppressed your impatience, and have been content, for the
+sake of religion, to enjoy it within yourselves, without the liberty
+of a public exercise, till a Parliament had allowed it; but since that
+could not be, and that the articles of some amongst you have made use
+of the well-meant zeal of the generality to draw them into this
+mistake, I am so far from blaming you with that sharpness, which
+perhaps the matter in strictness would bear, that I am ready to err on
+the side of the more gentle construction.
+
+There is a great difference between enjoying quietly the advantages of
+an act irregularly done by others, and the going about to support it
+against the laws in being. The law is so sacred that no trespass
+against it is to be defended; yet frailties may in some measure be
+excused when they cannot be justified. The desire of enjoying liberty,
+from which men have been so long restrained, may be a temptation that
+their reason is not at all times able to resist. If in such a case
+some objections are leapt over, indifferent men will be more inclined
+to lament the occasion than to fall too hard upon the fault, whilst it
+is covered with the apology of a good intention. But where, to rescue
+yourselves from the severity of one law, you give a blow to all the
+laws, by which your religion and liberty are to be protected; and
+instead of silently receiving the benefit of this indulgence, you set
+up for advocates to support it, you become voluntary aggressors, and
+look like counsel retained by the prerogative against your old friend
+Magna Charta, who hath done nothing to deserve her falling thus under
+your displeasure.
+
+If the case then should be, that the price expected from you for this
+liberty is giving up your right in the laws, sure you will think twice
+before you go any further in such a losing bargain. After giving
+thanks for the breach of one law, you lose the right of complaining of
+the breach of all the rest; you will not very well know how to defend
+yourselves when you are pressed; and having given up the question when
+it was for your advantage, you cannot recall it when it shall be to
+your prejudice. If you will set up at one time a power to help you,
+which at another time, by parity of reason, shall be made use of to
+destroy you, you will neither be pitied nor relieved against a
+mischief which you draw upon yourselves by being so unreasonably
+thankful. It is like calling in auxiliaries to help, who are strong
+enough to subdue you. In such a case your complaints will come too
+late to be heard, and your sufferings will raise mirth instead of
+compassion.
+
+If you think, for your excuse, to expound your thanks, so as to
+restrain them to this particular case; others, for their ends, will
+extend them further: and in these differing interpretations, that
+which is backed by authority will be the most likely to prevail;
+especially when, by the advantage you have given them, they have in
+truth the better of the argument, and that the inferences from your
+own concessions are very strong and express against you. This is so
+far from being a groundless supposition, that there was a late
+instance of it in the last session of Parliament, in the House of
+Lords, where the first thanks, though things of course, were
+interpreted to be the approbation of the King's whole speech, and a
+restraint from the further examination of any part of it, though never
+so much disliked; and it was with difficulty obtained, not to be
+excluded from the liberty of objecting to this mighty prerogative of
+dispensing, merely by this innocent and usual piece of good manners,
+by which no such thing could possibly be intended.
+
+This showeth that some bounds are to be put to your good breeding, and
+that the Constitution of England is too valuable a thing to be
+ventured upon a compliment. Now that you have for some time enjoyed
+the benefit of the end, it is time for you to look into the danger of
+the means. The same reason that made you desirous to get liberty must
+make you solicitous to preserve it, so that the next thought will
+naturally be, not to engage yourself beyond retreat; and to agree so
+far with the principles of all religion, as not to rely upon a
+death-bed repentance.
+
+There are certain periods of time, which being once past, make all
+cautions ineffectual, and all remedies desperate. Our understandings
+are apt to be hurried on by the first heats, which, if not restrained
+in time, do not give us leave to look back till it is too late.
+Consider this in the case of your anger against the Church of England,
+and take warning by their mistake in the same kind, when after the
+late King's Restoration they preserved so long the bitter taste of
+your rough usage to them in other times, that it made them forget
+their interest and sacrifice it to their revenge.
+
+Either you will blame this proceeding in them, and for that reason not
+follow it; or, if you allow it, you have no reason to be offended with
+them; so that you must either dismiss your anger or lose your excuse;
+except you should argue more partially than will be supposed of men of
+your morality and understanding.
+
+If you had now to do with those rigid prelates who made it a matter of
+conscience to give you the least indulgence, but kept you at an
+uncharitable distance, and even to your most reasonable scruples
+continued stiff and inexorable, the argument might be fairer on your
+side; but since the common danger has so laid open that mistake, that
+all the former haughtiness towards you is for ever extinguished, and
+that it hath turned the spirit of persecution into a spirit of peace,
+charity, and condescension; shall this happy change only affect the
+Church of England? And are you so in love with separation as not to be
+moved by this example? It ought to be followed, were there no other
+reason than that it is virtue; but when, besides that, it is become
+necessary to your preservation, it is impossible to fail the having
+its effect upon you.
+
+If it should be said that the Church of England is never humble but
+when she is out of power, and therefore loseth the right of being
+believed when she pretendeth to it: the answer is, _first_, It would
+be an uncharitable objection, and very much mistimed; an unseasonable
+triumph, not only ungenerous but unsafe: so that in these respects it
+cannot be urged without scandal, even though it could be said with
+truth. _Secondly_, This is not so in fact, and the argument must fall,
+being built upon a false foundation; for whatever may be told you at
+this very hour, and in the heat and glare of your perfect sunshine,
+the Church of England can in a moment bring clouds again, and turn
+the royal thunder upon your heads, blow you off the stage with a
+breath, if she would give but a smile or a kind word; the least
+glimpse of her compliance would throw you back into the state of
+suffering, and draw upon you all the arrears of severity which have
+accrued during the time of this kindness to you; and yet the Church of
+England, with all her faults, will not allow herself to be rescued by
+such unjustifiable means, but chooseth to bear the weight of power
+rather than lie under the burden of being criminal.
+
+It cannot be said that she is unprovoked: books and letters come out
+every day to call for answers, yet she will not be stirred. From the
+supposed authors and the style, one would swear they were undertakers,
+and had made a contract to fall out with the Church of England. There
+are lashes in every address, challenges to draw the pen in every
+pamphlet. In short, the fairest occasions in the world given to
+quarrel; but she wisely distinguisheth between the body of Dissenters,
+whom she will suppose to act, as they do, with no ill intent, and
+these small skirmishers, picked and sent out to piqueer, and to begin
+a fray amongst the Protestants for the entertainment as well as the
+advantage of the Church of Rome.
+
+This conduct is so good, that it will be scandalous not to applaud it.
+It is not equal dealing to blame our adversaries for doing ill, and
+not commend them when they do well.
+
+To hate them because they are persecuted, and not to be reconciled to
+them when they are ready to suffer rather than receive all the
+advantages that can be gained by a criminal compliance, is a principle
+no sort of Christians can own, since it would give an objection to
+them never to be answered.
+
+Think a little who they were that promoted your former persecutions,
+and then consider how it will look to be angry with the instruments,
+and at the same time to make a league with the authors of your
+sufferings.
+
+Have you enough considered what will be expected from you? Are you
+ready to stand in every borough by virtue of a _congé d'élire_, and
+instead of election be satisfied if you are returned?
+
+Will you, in parliament, justify the dispensing power, with all its
+consequences, and repeal the test, by which you will make way for the
+repeal of all the laws that were made to preserve your religion, and
+to enact others that shall destroy it?
+
+Are you disposed to change the liberty of debate into the merit of
+obedience; and to be made instruments to repeal or enact laws, when
+the Roman Consistory are Lords of the Articles?
+
+Are you so linked to your new friends as to reject any indulgence a
+parliament shall offer you, if it shall not be so comprehensive as to
+include the Papists in it?
+
+Consider that the implied conditions of your new treaty are no less
+than that you are to do everything you are desired, without examining;
+and that for this pretended liberty of conscience, your real freedom
+is to be sacrificed; your former faults hang like chains still about
+you, you are let loose only upon bail; the first act of non-compliance
+sendeth you to gaol again.
+
+You may see that the Papists themselves do not rely upon the legality
+of this power which you are to justify, since the being so very
+earnest to get it established by a law, and the doing such very hard
+things in order, as they think, to obtain it, is a clear evidence that
+they do not think that the single power of the Crown is in this case a
+good foundation; especially when this is done under a prince so very
+tender of the rights of sovereignty that he would think it a
+diminution to his prerogative, where he conceiveth it strong enough to
+go alone, to call in the legislative help to strengthen and support
+it.
+
+You have formerly blamed the Church of England, and not without
+reason, for going so far as they did in their compliance; and yet so
+soon as they stopped, you see they are not only deserted, but
+prosecuted. Conclude, then, from this example, that you must either
+break off your friendship or resolve to have no bounds in it. If they
+do succeed in their design, they will leave you first: if they do, you
+must either leave them, when it will be too late for your safety, or
+else, after the squeaziness of starting at a surplice, you must be
+forced to swallow Transubstantiation.
+
+Remember that the other day those of the Church of England were
+Trimmers for enduring you; and now, by a sudden turn, you are become
+the favourites. Do not deceive yourselves; it is not the nature of
+lasting plants thus to shoot up in a night; you may look gay and green
+for a little time, but you want a root to give you a continuance. It
+is not so long since, as to be forgotten, that the maxim was, It is
+impossible for a Dissenter not to be a REBEL. Consider at this time in
+France, even the new converts are so far from being employed that they
+are disarmed; their sudden change maketh them still to be distrusted,
+notwithstanding that they are reconciled; what are you to expect then
+from your dear friends, to whom, whenever they shall think fit to
+throw you off again, you have in other times given such arguments for
+their excuse?
+
+Besides all this you act very unskilfully against your visible
+interest, if you throw away the advantages of which you can hardly
+fail in the next probable Revolution. Things tend naturally to what
+you would have, if you would let them alone, and not by an
+unseasonable activity lose the influences of your good star, which
+promiseth you everything that is prosperous.
+
+The Church of England, convinced of its error in being severe to you;
+the Parliament, whenever it meeteth sure to be gentle to you; the next
+heir, bred in the country which you have so often quoted for a pattern
+of indulgence; a general agreement of all thinking men, that we must
+no more cut ourselves off from the Protestants abroad, but rather
+enlarge the foundations upon which we are to build our defences
+against the common enemy; so that in truth, all things seem to
+conspire to give you ease and satisfaction, if by too much haste to
+anticipate your good fortune you do not destroy it.
+
+The Protestants have but one article of human strength to oppose the
+power which is now against them, and that is not to lose the advantage
+of their numbers by being so unwary as to let themselves be divided.
+
+We all agree in our duty to our prince; our objections to his belief
+do not hinder us from seeing his virtues; and our not complying with
+his religion hath no effect upon our allegiance. We are not to be
+laughed out of our passive obedience, and the doctrine of
+non-resistance, though even those who perhaps owe the best part of
+their security to that principle are apt to make a jest of it.
+
+So that if we give no advantage by the fatal mistake of misapplying
+our anger, by the natural course of things this danger will pass away
+like a shower of hail; fair weather will succeed, as lowering as the
+sky now looketh, and all this by a plain and easy receipt. Let us be
+still, quiet, and undivided, firm at the same time to our religion,
+our loyalty, and our laws; and so long as we continue this method it
+is next to impossible that the odds of two hundred to one should lose
+the bet; except the Church of Rome, which hath been so long barren of
+miracles, should now, in her declining age, be brought to bed of one
+that would outdo the best she can brag of in her legend.
+
+To conclude, the short question will be, Whether you will join with
+those who must in the end run the same fate with you? If Protestants
+of all sorts, in their behaviour to one another, have been to blame,
+they are upon more equal terms, and, for that very reason, it is
+fitter for them now to be reconciled. Our disunion is not only a
+reproach, but a danger to us. Those who believe in modern miracles
+have more right, or at least more excuse, to neglect all secular
+caution; but for us, it is as justifiable to have no religion as
+wilfully to throw away the human means of preserving it.--I am, Dear
+Sir, your most affectionate humble Servant, T.W.
+
+
+
+
+II.--'THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS'
+
+BY DANIEL DEFOE
+
+
+(_Defoe wrote an enormous number of pamphlets; for great part of his
+life he might almost have been described as a pamphleteer pure and
+simple. In the vast lists of publications which his biographers and
+bibliographers have compiled, partly by industry and partly by
+imagination, by far the larger number of entries is of the pamphlet
+kind. Indeed, as most people know, Defoe did not take to the
+composition of the fiction which has made his name famous till very
+late in life. Born in the year 1661, he began pamphleteering when he
+was scarcely of age, and continued in that way (with occasional
+excursions into work larger in scale, but not very different in style
+or matter) for nearly forty years before the publication of _Robinson
+Crusoe_. His two most famous and most effective pamphlets were the
+so-called _Legion Letter_ and _The Shortest Way with the Dissenters_
+(given here), to which may perhaps be added the _Reasons against War
+with France_. All these, with many others, appeared within the
+compass of the years 1700-1702. The three together touched upon the
+three most burning questions of the late seventeenth and early
+eighteenth centuries--parliamentary factiousness, an aggressive policy
+abroad, and toleration at home. Little or no annotation is required
+for their comprehension, but the reader may amuse himself if he likes
+by meditating whether the _Shortest Way_ is irony or not. My own
+opinion is that it is not; being a simple statement of the actual
+views of the other side. The anecdotic history of the piece--how it
+was taken for serious by both sides, was prosecuted by Government, the
+author proclaimed, and a reward offered for his detection; how, the
+printer and publisher being arrested, Defoe surrendered, was tried,
+pleaded guilty, was fined, pilloried, and imprisoned--may be read in
+the biographies. His imprisonment lasted till August 1704, when Harley
+let him out, and he entered upon a course of rather mysterious service
+as a Government free-lance, which was continued under various
+ministries, and has not on the whole brought him credit with
+posterity. For many years, his remarkable _Review_, a political
+journal which he conducted single-handed, served as his chief organ;
+but he never gave up writing pamphlets till his death in 1731, though
+he never approached either the merit or the effect of that here
+given._)
+
+
+Sir Roger L'Estrange tells us a story in his collection of fables, of
+the cock and the horses. The cock was gotten to roost in the stable
+among the horses, and there being no racks or other conveniences for
+him, it seems he was forced to roost upon the ground. The horses
+jostling about for room, and putting the cock in danger of his life,
+he gives them this grave advice, 'Pray, gentlefolks, let us stand
+still, for fear we should tread upon one another.'
+
+There are some people in the world, who now they are unperched, and
+reduced to an equality with other people, and under strong and very
+just apprehensions of being further treated as they deserve, begin,
+with Æsop's cock, to preach up peace and union, and the Christian
+duties of moderation, forgetting that, when they had the power in
+their hands, these graces were strangers in their gates.
+
+It is now near fourteen years that the glory and peace of the purest
+and most flourishing Church in the world has been eclipsed, buffeted,
+and disturbed by a sort of men whom God in His providence has suffered
+to insult over her and bring her down. These have been the days of her
+humiliation and tribulation. She has borne with invincible patience
+the reproach of the wicked, and God has at last heard her prayers, and
+delivered her from the oppression of the stranger.
+
+And now they find their day is over, their power gone, and the throne
+of this nation possessed by a royal, English, true, and ever-constant
+member of, and friend to, the Church of England. Now they find that
+they are in danger of the Church of England's just resentments; now
+they cry out peace, union, forbearance, and charity, as if the Church
+had not too long harboured her enemies under her wing, and nourished
+the viperous brood till they hiss and fly in the face of the mother
+that cherished them.
+
+No, gentlemen, the time of mercy is past, your day of grace is over;
+you should have practised peace, and moderation, and charity, if you
+expected any yourselves.
+
+We have heard none of this lesson for fourteen years past. We have
+been huffed and bullied with your Act of Toleration; you have told us
+that you are the Church established by law, as well as others; have
+set up your canting synagogues at our church doors, and the Church and
+members have been loaded with reproaches, with oaths, associations,
+abjurations, and what not. Where has been the mercy, the forbearance,
+the charity, you have shown to tender consciences of the Church of
+England, that could not take oaths as fast as you made them; that
+having sworn allegiance to their lawful and rightful King, could not
+dispense with that oath, their King being still alive, and swear to
+your new hodge-podge of a Dutch Government? These have been turned out
+of their livings, and they and their families left to starve; their
+estates double taxed to carry on a war they had no hand in, and you
+got nothing by. What account can you give of the multitudes you have
+forced to comply, against their consciences, with your new sophistical
+politics, who, like new converts in France, sin because they cannot
+starve? And now the tables are turned upon you; you must not be
+persecuted; it is not a Christian spirit.
+
+You have butchered one king, deposed another king, and made a mock
+king of a third, and yet you could have the face to expect to be
+employed and trusted by the fourth. Anybody that did not know the
+temper of your party would stand amazed at the impudence, as well as
+folly, to think of it.
+
+Your management of your Dutch monarch, whom you reduced to a mere King
+of Clouts, is enough to give any future princes such an idea of your
+principles as to warn them sufficiently from coming into your
+clutches; and God be thanked the Queen is out of your hands, knows
+you, and will have a care of you.
+
+There is no doubt but the supreme authority of a nation has in itself
+a power, and a right to that power, to execute the laws upon any part
+of that nation it governs. The execution of the known laws of the
+land, and that with a weak and gentle hand neither, was all this
+fanatical party of this land have ever called persecution; this they
+have magnified to a height, that the sufferings of the Huguenots in
+France were not to be compared with. Now, to execute the known laws
+of a nation upon those who transgress them, after voluntarily
+consenting to the making those laws, can never be called persecution,
+but justice. But justice is always violence to the party offending,
+for every man is innocent in his own eyes. The first execution of the
+laws against Dissenters in England was in the days of King James the
+First; and what did it amount to truly? The worst they suffered was at
+their own request: to let them go to New England and erect a new
+colony, and give them great privileges, grants, and suitable powers,
+keep them under protection, and defend them against all invaders, and
+receive no taxes or revenue from them. This was the cruelty of the
+Church of England. Fatal leniency! It was the ruin of that excellent
+prince, King Charles the First. Had King James sent all the Puritans
+in England away to the West Indies, we had been a national, unmixed
+Church; the Church of England had been kept undivided and entire.
+
+To requite the lenity of the father they take up arms against the son;
+conquer, pursue, take, imprison, and at last put to death the anointed
+of God, and destroy the very being and nature of government, setting
+up a sordid impostor, who had neither title to govern nor
+understanding to manage, but supplied that want with power, bloody and
+desperate counsels, and craft without conscience.
+
+Had not King James the First withheld the full execution of the laws,
+had he given them strict justice, he had cleared the nation of them,
+and the consequences had been plain: his son had never been murdered
+by them nor the monarchy overwhelmed. It was too much mercy shown them
+was the ruin of his posterity and the ruin of the nation's peace. One
+would think the Dissenters should not have the face to believe that we
+are to be wheedled and canted into peace and toleration when they know
+that they have once requited us with a civil war, and once with an
+intolerable and unrighteous persecution for our former civility.
+
+Nay, to encourage us to be easy with them, it is apparent that they
+never had the upper hand of the Church, but they treated her with all
+the severity, with all the reproach and contempt that was possible.
+What peace and what mercy did they show the loyal gentry of the Church
+of England in the time of their triumphant Commonwealth? How did they
+put all the gentry of England to ransom, whether they were actually in
+arms for the King or not, making people compound for their estates and
+starve their families? How did they treat the clergy of the Church of
+England, sequestered the ministers, devoured the patrimony of the
+Church, and divided the spoil by sharing the Church lands among their
+soldiers, and turning her clergy out to starve? Just such measure as
+they have meted should be measured them again.
+
+Charity and love is the known doctrine of the Church of England, and
+it is plain she has put it in practice towards the Dissenters, even
+beyond what they ought, till she has been wanting to herself, and in
+effect unkind to her sons, particularly in the too much lenity of King
+James the First, mentioned before. Had he so rooted the Puritans from
+the face of the land, which he had an opportunity early to have done,
+they had not had the power to vex the Church as since they have done.
+
+In the days of King Charles the Second how did the Church reward their
+bloody doings with lenity and mercy, except the barbarous regicides of
+the pretended court of justice? Not a soul suffered for all the blood
+in an unnatural war. King Charles came in all mercy and love,
+cherished them, preferred them, employed them, withheld the rigour of
+the law, and oftentimes, even against the advice of his Parliament,
+gave them liberty of conscience; and how did they requite him with the
+villanous contrivance to depose and murder him and his successor at
+the Rye Plot?
+
+King James, as if mercy was the inherent quality of the family, began
+his reign with unusual favour to them. Nor could their joining with
+the Duke of Monmouth against him move him to do himself justice upon
+them; but that mistaken prince thought to win them by gentleness and
+love, proclaimed an universal liberty to them, and rather
+discountenanced the Church of England than them. How they requited him
+all the world knows.
+
+The late reign is too fresh in the memory of all the world to need a
+comment; how, under pretence of joining with the Church in redressing
+some grievances, they pushed things to that extremity, in conjunction
+with some mistaken gentlemen, as to depose the late King, as if the
+grievance of the nation could not have been redressed but by the
+absolute ruin of the prince. Here is an instance of their temper,
+their peace, and charity. To what height they carried themselves
+during the reign of a king of their own; how they crept into all
+places of trust and profit; how they insinuated into the favour of the
+King, and were at first preferred to the highest places in the nation;
+how they engrossed the ministry, and above all, how pitifully they
+managed, is too plain to need any remarks.
+
+But particularly their mercy and charity, the spirit of union, they
+tell us so much of, has been remarkable in Scotland. If any man would
+see the spirit of a Dissenter, let him look into Scotland. There they
+made entire conquest of the Church, trampled down the sacred orders,
+and suppressed the Episcopal government with an absolute, and, as they
+suppose, irretrievable victory, though it is possible they may find
+themselves mistaken. Now it would be a very proper question to ask
+their impudent advocate, the Observator, pray how much mercy and
+favour did the members of the Episcopal Church find in Scotland from
+the Scotch Presbyterian Government? and I shall undertake for the
+Church of England that the Dissenters shall still receive as much
+here, though they deserve but little.
+
+In a small treatise of the sufferings of the Episcopal clergy in
+Scotland, it will appear what usage they met with; how they not only
+lost their livings, but in several places were plundered and abused in
+their persons; the ministers that could not conform turned out with
+numerous families and no maintenance, and hardly charity enough left
+to relieve them with a bit of bread. And the cruelties of the parties
+are innumerable, and not to be attempted in this short piece.
+
+And now to prevent the distant cloud which they perceived to hang over
+their heads from England, with a true Presbyterian policy they put in
+for a union of nations, that England might unite their Church with the
+Kirk of Scotland, and their Presbyterian members sit in our House of
+Commons, and their Assembly of Scotch canting long-cloaks in our
+Convocation. What might have been if our fanatic Whiggish statesmen
+continued, God only knows; but we hope we are out of fear of that now.
+
+It is alleged by some of the faction--and they began to bully us with
+it--that if we won't unite with them they will not settle the crown
+with us again, but when Her Majesty dies, will choose a king for
+themselves.
+
+If they won't, we must make them, and it is not the first time we have
+let them know that we are able. The crowns of these kingdoms have not
+so far disowned the right of succession but they may retrieve it
+again; and if Scotland thinks to come off from a successive to an
+elective state of government, England has not promised not to assist
+the right heir and put them into possession without any regard to
+their ridiculous settlements.
+
+These are the gentlemen, these their ways of treating the Church, both
+at home and abroad. Now let us examine the reasons they pretend to
+give why we should be favourable to them, why we should continue and
+tolerate them among us.
+
+First, they are very numerous, they say; they are a great part of the
+nation, and we cannot suppress them.
+
+To this may be answered:--
+
+1. They are not so numerous as the Protestants in France, and yet the
+French King effectually cleared the nation of them at once, and we
+don't find he misses them at home. But I am not of the opinion they
+are so numerous as is pretended; their party is more numerous than
+their persons, and those mistaken people of the Church who are misled
+and deluded by their wheedling artifices to join with them, make
+their party the greater; but these will open their eyes when the
+Government shall set heartily about the work, and come off from them,
+as some animals, which they say always desert a house when it is
+likely to fall.
+
+2. The more numerous the more dangerous, and therefore the more need
+to suppress them; and God has suffered us to bear them as goads in our
+sides for not utterly extinguishing them long ago.
+
+3. If we are to allow them only because we cannot suppress them, then
+it ought to be tried whether we can or not; and I am of opinion it is
+easy to be done, and could prescribe ways and means, if it were
+proper; but I doubt not the Government will find effectual methods for
+the rooting the contagion from the face of this land.
+
+Another argument they use, which is this, that it is a time of war,
+and we have need to unite against the common enemy.
+
+We answer, this common enemy had been no enemy if they had not made
+him so. He was quiet, in peace, and no way disturbed or encroached
+upon us, and we know no reason we had to quarrel with him.
+
+But further, we make no question but we are able to deal with this
+common enemy without their help; but why must we unite with them
+because of the enemy? Will they go over to the enemy if we do not
+prevent it by a union with them? We are very well contented they
+should, and make no question we shall be ready to deal with them and
+the common enemy too, and better without them than with them.
+
+Besides, if we have a common enemy, there is the more need to be
+secure against our private enemies. If there is one common enemy, we
+have the less need to have an enemy in our bowels.
+
+It was a great argument some people used against suppressing the old
+money, that it was a time of war, and it was too great a risk for the
+nation to run; if we should not master it, we should be undone. And
+yet the sequel proved the hazard was not so great but it might be
+mastered, and the success was answerable. The suppressing the
+Dissenters is not a harder work nor a work of less necessity to the
+public. We can never enjoy a settled, uninterrupted union and
+tranquillity in this nation till the spirit of Whiggism, faction, and
+schism is melted down like the old money.
+
+To talk of the difficulty is to frighten ourselves with chimeras and
+notions of a powerful party, which are indeed a party without power.
+Difficulties often appear greater at a distance than when they are
+searched into with judgment and distinguished from the vapours and
+shadows that attend them.
+
+We are not to be frightened with it; this age is wiser than that by
+all our own experience and theirs too. King Charles the First had
+early suppressed this party if he had taken more deliberate measures.
+In short, it is not worth arguing to talk of their arms. Their
+Monmouths, and Shaftesburys, and Argyles are gone; their Dutch
+sanctuary is at an end; Heaven has made way for their destruction, and
+if we do not close with the Divine occasion we are to blame ourselves,
+and may remember that we had once an opportunity to serve the Church
+of England by extirpating her implacable enemies, and having let slip
+the minute that Heaven presented, may experimentally complain, _Post
+est occasio calva_.
+
+Here are some popular objections in the way:--
+
+As first, the Queen has promised them to continue them in their
+tolerated liberty, and has told us she will be a religious observer of
+her word.
+
+What Her Majesty will do we cannot help; but what, as head of the
+Church, she ought to do, is another case. Her Majesty has promised to
+protect and defend the Church of England, and if she cannot
+effectually do that without the destruction of the Dissenters, she
+must of course dispense with one promise to comply with another. But
+to answer this cavil more effectually: Her Majesty did never promise
+to maintain the toleration to the destruction of the Church; but it is
+upon supposition that it may be compatible with the well-being and
+safety of the Church, which she had declared she would take especial
+care of. Now if these two interests clash, it is plain Her Majesty's
+intentions are to uphold, protect, defend, and establish the Church,
+and this we conceive is impossible.
+
+Perhaps it may be said that the Church is in no immediate danger from
+the Dissenters, and therefore it is time enough. But this is a weak
+answer.
+
+For first, if a danger be real, the distance of it is no argument
+against, but rather a spur to quicken us to prevention, lest it be too
+late hereafter.
+
+And secondly, here is the opportunity, and the only one perhaps that
+ever the Church had, to secure herself and destroy her enemies.
+
+The representatives of the nation have now an opportunity; the time is
+come which all good men have wished for, that the gentlemen of England
+may serve the Church of England. Now they are protected and encouraged
+by a Church of England Queen.
+
+What will you do for your sister in the day that she shall be spoken
+for?
+
+If ever you will establish the best Christian Church in the world; if
+ever you will suppress the spirit of enthusiasm; if ever you will free
+the nation from the viperous brood that have so long sucked the blood
+of their mother; if ever you will leave your posterity free from
+faction and rebellion, this is the time. This is the time to pull up
+this heretical weed of sedition that has so long disturbed the peace
+of our Church and poisoned the good corn.
+
+But, says another hot and cold objector, this is renewing fire and
+faggot, reviving the act _De Heretico Comburendo_; this will be
+cruelty in its nature, and barbarous to all the world.
+
+I answer, it is cruelty to kill a snake or a toad in cold blood, but
+the poison of their nature makes it a charity to our neighbours to
+destroy those creatures, not for any personal injury received, but for
+prevention; not for the evil they have done, but the evil they may do.
+
+Serpents, toads, vipers, etc., are noxious to the body, and poison the
+sensitive life; these poison the soul, corrupt our posterity, ensnare
+our children, destroy the vitals of our happiness, our future
+felicity, and contaminate the whole mass.
+
+Shall any law be given to such wild creatures? Some beasts are for
+sport, and the huntsmen give them advantages of ground; but some are
+knocked on the head by all possible ways of violence and surprise.
+
+I do not prescribe fire and faggot, but, as Scipio said of Carthage,
+_Delenda est Carthago_. They are to be rooted out of this nation, if
+ever we will live in peace, serve God, or enjoy our own. As for the
+manner, I leave it to those hands who have a right to execute God's
+justice on the nation's and the Church's enemies.
+
+But if we must be frighted from this justice under the specious
+pretences and odious sense of cruelty, nothing will be effected: it
+will be more barbarous to our own children and dear posterity when
+they shall reproach their fathers, as we do ours, and tell us, 'You
+had an opportunity to root out this cursed race from the world under
+the favour and protection of a true English queen; and out of your
+foolish pity you spared them, because, forsooth, you would not be
+cruel; and now our Church is suppressed and persecuted, our religion
+trampled under foot, our estates plundered, our persons imprisoned and
+dragged to jails, gibbets, and scaffolds: your sparing this Amalekite
+race is our destruction, your mercy to them proves cruelty to your
+poor posterity.'
+
+How just will such reflections be when our posterity shall fall under
+the merciless clutches of this uncharitable generation, when our
+Church shall be swallowed up in schism, faction, enthusiasm, and
+confusion; when our Government shall be devolved upon foreigners, and
+our monarchy dwindled into a republic.
+
+It would be more rational for us, if we must spare this generation, to
+summon our own to a general massacre, and as we have brought them into
+the world free, send them out so, and not betray them to destruction
+by our supine negligence, and then cry, 'It is mercy.'
+
+Moses was a merciful, meek man, and yet with what fury did he run
+through the camp, and cut the throats of three and thirty thousand of
+his dear Israelites that were fallen into idolatry. What was the
+reason? It was mercy to the rest to make these examples, to prevent
+the destruction of the whole army.
+
+How many millions of future souls we save from infection and delusion
+if the present race of poisoned spirits were purged from the face of
+the land!
+
+It is vain to trifle in this matter, the light, foolish handling of
+them by mulcts, fines, etc.,--it is their glory and their advantage.
+If the gallows instead of the Counter, and the galleys instead of the
+fines, were the reward of going to a conventicle, to preach or hear,
+there would not be so many sufferers. The spirit of martyrdom is over;
+they that will go to church to be chosen sheriffs and mayors would go
+to forty churches rather than be hanged.
+
+If one severe law were made and punctually executed, that whoever was
+found at a conventicle should be banished the nation and the preacher
+be hanged, we should soon see an end of the tale. They would all come
+to church, and one age would make us all one again.
+
+To talk of five shillings a month for not coming to the sacrament, and
+one shilling per week for not coming to church, this is such a way of
+converting people as never was known; this is selling them a liberty
+to transgress for so much money. If it be not a crime, why don't we
+give them full license? And if it be, no price ought to compound for
+the committing it, for that is selling a liberty to people to sin
+against God and the Government.
+
+If it be a crime of the highest consequence both against the peace and
+welfare of the nation, the glory of God, the good of the Church, and
+the happiness of the soul, let us rank it among capital offences, and
+let it receive a punishment in proportion to it.
+
+We hang men for trifles, and banish them for things not worth naming;
+but an offence against God and the Church, against the welfare of the
+world and the dignity of religion, shall be bought off for five
+shillings! This is such a shame to a Christian Government that it is
+with regret I transmit it to posterity.
+
+If men sin against God, affront His ordinances, rebel against His
+Church, and disobey the precepts of their superiors, let them suffer
+as such capital crimes deserve. So will religion flourish, and this
+divided nation be once again united.
+
+And yet the title of barbarous and cruel will soon be taken off from
+this law too. I am not supposing that all the Dissenters in England
+should be hanged or banished, but, as in cases of rebellions and
+insurrections, if a few of the ringleaders suffer, the multitude are
+dismissed; so, a few obstinate people being made examples, there is no
+doubt but the severity of the law would find a stop in the compliance
+of the multitude.
+
+To make the reasonableness of this matter out of question, and more
+unanswerably plain, let us examine for what it is that this nation is
+divided into parties and factions, and let us see how they can justify
+a separation, or we of the Church of England can justify our bearing
+the insults and inconveniences of the party.
+
+One of their leading pastors, and a man of as much learning as most
+among them, in his answer to a pamphlet, entitled 'An Inquiry into the
+Occasional Conformity,' has these words, p. 27, 'Do the religion of
+the Church and the meeting-houses make two religions? Wherein do they
+differ? The substance of the same religion is common to them both; and
+the modes and accidents are the things in which only they differ.' P.
+28: 'Thirty-nine articles are given us for the summary of our
+religion; thirty-six contain the substance of it, wherein we agree;
+three the additional appendices, about which we have some
+differences.'
+
+Now, if, as by their own acknowledgment, the Church of England is a
+true Church, and the difference between them is only in a few modes
+and accidents, why should we expect that they will suffer galleys,
+corporeal punishment, and banishment for these trifles? There is no
+question but they will be wiser; even their own principles will not
+bear them out in it; they will certainly comply with the laws and with
+reason; and though at the first severity they may seem hard, the next
+age will feel nothing of it; the contagion will be rooted out; the
+disease being cured, there will be no need of the operation; but if
+they should venture to transgress and fall into the pit, all the world
+must condemn their obstinacy, as being without ground from their own
+principles.
+
+Thus the pretence of cruelty will be taken off, and the party actually
+suppressed, and the disquiets they have so often brought upon the
+nation prevented.
+
+Their numbers and their wealth make them haughty, and that is so far
+from being an argument to persuade us to forbear them, that it is a
+warning to us, without any delay, to reconcile them to the unity of
+the Church or remove them from us.
+
+At present, Heaven be praised, they are not so formidable as they have
+been, and it is our own fault if ever we suffer them to be so.
+Providence and the Church of England seem to join in this particular,
+that now the destroyers of the nation's peace may be overturned, and
+to this end the present opportunity seems to be put into our hands.
+
+To this end her present Majesty seems reserved to enjoy the crown,
+that the ecclesiastic as well as civil rights of the nation may be
+restored by her hand. To this end the face of affairs have received
+such a turn in the process of a few months as never has been before;
+the leading men of the nation, the universal cry of the people, the
+unanimous request of the clergy, agree in this, that the deliverance
+of our Church is at hand. For this end has Providence given us such a
+Parliament, such a Convocation, such a gentry, and such a Queen as we
+never had before. And what may be the consequences of a neglect of
+such opportunities? The succession of the crown has but a dark
+prospect; another Dutch turn may make the hopes of it ridiculous and
+the practice impossible. Be the house of our future princes never so
+well inclined, they will be foreigners, and many years will be spent
+in suiting the genius of strangers to this crown and the interests of
+the nation; and how many ages it may be before the English throne be
+filled with so much zeal and candour, so much tenderness and hearty
+affection to the Church as we see it now covered with, who can
+imagine?
+
+It is high time, then, for the friends of the Church of England to
+think of building up and establishing her in such a manner that she
+may be no more invaded by foreigners nor divided by factions, schisms,
+and error.
+
+If this could be done by gentle and easy methods, I should be glad;
+but the wound is corroded, the vitals begin to mortify, and nothing
+but amputation of members can complete the cure; all the ways of
+tenderness and compassion, all persuasive arguments, have been made
+use of in vain.
+
+The humour of the Dissenters has so increased among the people that
+they hold the Church in defiance, and the house of God is an
+abomination among them; nay, they have brought up their posterity in
+such prepossessed aversions to our holy religion that the ignorant mob
+think we are all idolaters and worshippers of Baal, and account it a
+sin to come within the walls of our churches.
+
+The primitive Christians were not more shy of a heathen temple or of
+meat offered to idols, nor the Jews of swine's flesh, than some of our
+Dissenters are of the Church, and the divine service selemnised
+therein.
+
+This obstinacy must be rooted out with the profession of it; while the
+generation are less at liberty daily to affront God Almighty and
+dishonour His holy worship, we are wanting in our duty to God and our
+mother, the Church of England.
+
+How can we answer it to God, to the Church, and to our posterity, to
+leave them entangled with fanaticism, error, and obstinacy in the
+bowels of the nation; to leave them an enemy in their streets, that in
+time may involve them in the same crimes, and endanger the utter
+extirpation of religion in the nation?
+
+What is the difference betwixt this and being subjected to the power
+of the Church of Rome, from whence we have reformed? If one be an
+extreme on one hand, and one on another, it is equally destructive to
+the truth to have errors settled among us, let them be of what nature
+they will.
+
+Both are enemies of our Church and of our peace; and why should it not
+be as criminal to admit an enthusiast as a Jesuit? Why should the
+Papist with his seven sacraments be worse than the Quaker with no
+sacraments at all? Why should religious houses be more intolerable
+than meeting-houses? Alas, the Church of England! What with Popery on
+one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified
+between two thieves!
+
+Now let us crucify the thieves. Let her foundations be established
+upon the destruction of her enemies. The doors of mercy being always
+open to the returning part of the deluded people, let the obstinate be
+ruled with the rod of iron.
+
+Let all true sons of so holy and oppressed a mother, exasperated by
+her afflictions, harden their hearts against those who have oppressed
+her.
+
+And may God Almighty put it into the hearts of all the friends of
+truth to lift up a standard against pride and Antichrist, that the
+posterity of the sons of error may be rooted out from the face of this
+land for ever.
+
+
+
+
+III.--THE 'DRAPIER'S LETTERS'
+
+(NOS. I AND 2)
+
+BY JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+
+(_The two pamphlets entitled _The Conduct of the Allies_ and _The
+Public Spirit of the Whigs_--which are sometimes considered the
+capital examples of the political efforts of Swift's magnificent
+genius--were the very Jachin and Boaz of the Tory administration in
+the last years of Anne, and the effect of them has been admitted by
+such a violent Whig and such a good critic as Jeffrey. They seemed,
+however, not wholly suitable for insertion here; first, because of
+their length (for one would have occupied nearly a third, the other
+nearly a fourth of this volume), and secondly, because the greater
+part of each does really, to some extent, underlie the charge brought
+against political pamphlets generally, and, being occupied with a
+great number of personal and particular matters, requires either much
+intimacy with the period or elaborate and probably tedious comparison
+and elucidation, to make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches
+to the almost more famous _Drapier's Letters_, of which I give the
+first and second. They were written at the very zenith of their
+author's marvellous powers, and at the time when his _sæva indignatio_
+was heated seven times hotter than usual by the conviction that his
+last hope of English promotion was gone. Their circumstances are
+simple and well known. Wood had received a patent to coin copper money
+for Ireland to the amount of £108,000. Most commentators seem to think
+that he would have done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact
+that on the revocation of his patent a pension of £3000 a year was
+given to him in compensation is proof enough of the contrary. It is
+impossible to imagine any honest profit on a transaction of such a
+nature to such an amount which could rise to the capital value of such
+a pension. That Swift was instigated to take up his pen against the
+transaction by private griefs against the Ministry is extremely
+probable; that the thing was not a job less so. As before, I must
+refer to biographers for the details of the matter; the text is what
+interests us here. I shall only remind the reader that Swift was
+fifty-seven when the 'Drapier' wrote, that _Gulliver_ appeared about
+three years later, and that Swift himself expired--lunatic and
+miserable beyond utterance--on the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years
+after all Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness and the
+triumph of the 'Drapier.'_)
+
+
+I
+
+TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
+OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
+MR. WOOD.
+
+Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects--What I intend now
+to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the care of your
+salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your children;
+your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
+depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men, as
+Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered the printer
+to sell it at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will
+be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no
+common or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among
+you, neither do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends or
+who are your enemies.
+
+About four years ago, a little book was written, to advise all people
+to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country: it had no other
+design, said nothing against the king or Parliament, or any man, yet
+the poor printer was prosecuted two years, with the utmost violence,
+and even some weavers themselves, for whose sake it was written, being
+upon the jury, found him guilty. This would be enough to discourage
+any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either neglect
+him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect only
+danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his ruin.
+
+However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then
+I will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is thus, It having been many years since copper half-pence or
+farthings were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some
+time very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+raps. Several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood a mean ordinary man, a hard-ware dealer,
+procured a patent under his Majesty's Broad Seal to coin fourscore and
+ten thousand pounds in copper for this kingdom, which patent however
+did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they pleased. Now you
+must know, that the half-pence and farthings in England pass for very
+little more than they are worth. And if you should beat them to
+pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would not lose above a penny
+in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his half-pence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that
+this sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver,
+must be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine
+thousand pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood,
+when he pleases, may by stealth send over another and another
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve, under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a
+dozen of hats for five shillings a-piece, which amounts to three
+pounds, and receives the payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really
+receives only the value of five shillings.
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get his Majesty's Broad Seal for so
+great a sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country, and that
+all the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and
+let us make our own half-pence, as we used to do. Now I will make that
+matter very plain. We are at a great distance from the king's court,
+and have nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of
+lords and squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen,
+spend all their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was
+able to attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman
+and had great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money
+to those that would speak to others that could speak to the king and
+could tell a fair story. And his majesty, and perhaps the great lord
+or lords who advised him, might think it was for our country's good;
+and so, as the lawyers express it, the king was deceived in his grant,
+which often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if his majesty knew
+that such a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire
+of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such
+great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and
+perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other: but a word to the
+wise is enough. Most of you must have heard, with what anger our
+honourable House of Commons receiv'd an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that
+it was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top, and several
+smart votes were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to
+answer likewise in print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a
+better man than our whole Parliament put together.
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of those half-pence, to Cork and other seaport
+towns, and to get them off, offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver: but the collectors of the king's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the king
+that they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+But Wood is still working under hand to force his half-pence upon us,
+and if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to
+get an order that the commissioners and collectors of the king's money
+shall receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he
+thinks his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be
+under in such a case: for the common soldier when he goes to the
+market or ale-house will offer this money, and if it be refused,
+perhaps he will swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher
+or ale-wife, or take the goods by force, and throw them the bad
+half-pence. In this and the like cases the shop-keeper, or victualler,
+or any other tradesman, has no more to do than to demand ten times
+the price of his goods if it is to be paid in Wood's money; for
+example, twenty pence of that money for a quart of ale, and so in all
+things else, and not part with his goods till he gets the money.
+
+For suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the
+landlord gives you a quart for four of these half-pence, what must the
+victualler do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the
+brewer should be such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them
+for their bere, because they are bound by their leases to pay their
+rents in good and lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of
+Ireland neither, and the Squire their landlord will never be so
+bewitched to take such trash for his land; so that it must certainly
+stop somewhere or other, and where-ever it stops it is the same thing,
+and we are all undone.
+
+The common weight of these half-pence is between four and five to an
+ounce; suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his half
+year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horses load.
+
+If a squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the
+farmers bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our
+shops, it must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And
+I hope we shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is
+worth.
+
+They say Squire Conolly has sixteen thousand pounds a year; now if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers
+will do I cannot tell. For I am assured that some great bankers keep
+by them forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments,
+which sum, in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to
+carry it.
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty
+good shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's
+bad copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and
+bakers, and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little
+gold and silver I have I will keep by me like my heart's blood till
+better times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy
+Mr. Wood's money, as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,
+who could buy ten pound of it with a guinea, and I hope to get as
+much for a pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such
+fools as to sell it me.
+
+These half-pence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because
+it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: so that in some
+years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while
+there is a silver sixpence left, these blood-suckers will never be
+quiet.
+
+When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition I will tell you
+what must be the end: the gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because, as I told you before, the
+tenants are obliged by their leases to pay sterling, which is lawful
+current money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as
+too many of them do already, run all into sheep where they can,
+keeping only such other cattle as are necessary; then they will be
+their own merchants, and send their wool and butter and hides and
+linen beyond sea for ready money and wine and spices and silks. They
+will keep only a few miserable cottiers. The farmers must rob or beg,
+or leave their country. The shop-keepers in this and every other town
+must break and starve: for it is the landed man that maintains the
+merchant, and shop-keeper, and handicraftsman.
+
+But when the squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who
+will be glad to get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that
+we shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed
+coin. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one
+scale, and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should
+weigh down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million
+of good money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more
+than the English do by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that, as his majesty's patent does not
+oblige you to take this money, so the laws have not given the Crown a
+power of forcing the subjects to take what money the king pleases: for
+then, by the same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones or
+cockle-shells, or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should
+happen to live under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same
+power make a guinea pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty
+shillings, and so on, by which he would in a short time get all the
+silver and gold of the kingdom into his own hands, and leave us
+nothing but brass or leather or what he pleased. Neither is anything
+reckoned more cruel or oppressive in the French Government than their
+common practice of calling in all their money after they have sunk it
+very low, and then coining it a-new at a much higher value, which
+however is not the thousandth part so wicked as this abominable
+project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects silver for
+silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as give us
+good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth part
+of their worth.
+
+Having said this much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure
+I went upon good grounds.
+
+A famous law-book call'd the _Mirrour of Justice_, discoursing of the
+articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings, declares the law to
+be as follows: It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair, or amend the money or make any other money than of
+gold or silver without the assent of all the counties, that is, as my
+Lord Coke says, without the assent of Parliament.
+
+This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in
+which it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that
+great lawyer my Lord Coke. By the laws of England, several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal; the
+former comprehends silver or gold, the latter all baser metals: that
+the former is only to pass in payments appears by an Act of Parliament
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the statute
+concerning the passing of pence, which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English; for some of our laws at that time were, as I
+am told, writ in Latin: Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to
+refuse an half-penny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp
+which it ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the
+king's majesty, and cast to prison.
+
+By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the king's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison, but he who
+refuses to accept the king's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observ'd before, silver and gold only are intended.
+
+That this is the true construction of the Act, appears not only from
+the plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation
+upon it. By this Act (says he) it appears that no subject can be
+forc'd to take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made
+but of lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold.
+
+The law of England gives the king all mines of gold and silver, but
+not the mines of other metals; the reason of which prerogative or
+power, as it is given by my Lord Coke, is, because money can be made
+of gold and silver, but not of other metals.
+
+Pursuant to this opinion half-pence and farthings were anciently made
+of silver, which is more evident from the Act of Parliament of Henry
+the IVth. chap. 4, by which it is enacted as follows: Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+half-pence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established
+that the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be
+brought to the bullion, shall be made in half-pence and farthings.
+This shows that by the words half-penny and farthing of lawful money
+in that statute concerning the passing of pence, is meant a small coin
+in half-pence and farthings of silver.
+
+This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the IIId. chap. 3, which enacts, That no sterling half-penny or
+farthing be molten for to make vessel, or any other thing by the
+goldsmiths, nor others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten (or
+melted).
+
+By another Act in this king's reign black money was not to be current
+in England, and by an Act made in the eleventh year of his reign,
+chap. 5, galley half-pence were not to pass: what kind of coin these
+were I do not know, but I presume they were made of base metal, and
+that these Acts were no new laws, but further declarations of the old
+laws relating to the coin.
+
+Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to
+the contrary, except one in Davis's _Reports_, who tells us, that in
+the time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixt
+metal to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for
+payment of the army, obliging all people to receive it, and commanding
+that all silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as
+much as it weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter
+too long here to trouble you with, and that the Privy Council of this
+kingdom obliged a merchant in England to receive this mixt money for
+goods transmitted hither.
+
+But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy Council here having no such power. And, besides, it is
+to be considered that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom, assisted from Spain, and whatever is done
+in great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.
+
+I will now, my dear friends, to save you the trouble, set before you,
+in short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige
+you to.
+
+First, You are oblig'd to take all money in payments which is coin'd
+by the king and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be
+of gold or silver.
+
+Secondly, You are not oblig'd to take any money which is not of gold
+or silver, not only the half-pence or farthings of England, or of any
+other country; and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are
+content to take them, because the custom of coining silver half-pence
+and farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of
+their being subject to be lost.
+
+Thirdly, Much less are we oblig'd to take those vile half-pence of
+that same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every
+shilling.
+
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy
+trash: it is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood; his majesty in his
+patent obliges nobody to take these half-pence; our gracious prince
+hath no so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws
+have not left it in the king's power, to force us to take any coin but
+what is lawful, of right standard, gold and silver; therefore you have
+nothing to fear.
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen: perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich if these half-pence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got; but
+you may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you
+will be utterly undone; if you carry these half-pence to a shop for
+tobacco or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shop-keeper will
+advance his goods accordingly, or else he must break and leave the key
+under the door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff
+for twenty of Mr. Wood's half-pence? No, not under two hundred at
+least, neither will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in
+a lump. I will tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project
+should take it will ruin even our beggars: for when I give a beggar an
+half-penny, it will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his
+belly; but the twelfth part of a half-penny will do him no more
+service than if I should give him three pins out of my sleeve.
+
+In short those half-pence are like the accursed thing, which, as the
+Scripture tells us, the children of Israel were forbidden to touch;
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a
+bull of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector
+first into his own brazen bull to make the experiment; this very much
+resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and the like of this may possibly
+be Mr. Wood's fate, that the brass he contrived to torment this
+kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.
+
+_N.B._--The author of this paper is inform'd by persons who have made
+it their business to be exact in their observations on the true value
+of these half-pence, that any person may expect to get a quart of
+twopenny ale for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have further notice of Mr. Wood's
+half-pence or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+II.
+
+A LETTER TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER, UPON OCCASION OF A PARAGRAPH IN
+HIS NEWS-PAPER OF AUGUST 1, 1724, RELATING TO MR. WOOD'S HALF-PENCE.
+
+In your news-letter of the first instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th, relating to Wood's half-pence; whereby it is
+plain, what I foretold in my letter to the shop-keepers, etc., that
+this vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our
+ruin approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires new and
+fresh warning; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great
+measure, an imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I
+am informed that Wood is generally his own news-writer. I cannot but
+observe from that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not
+satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every occasion to treat
+this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents several of our
+merchants and traders upon examination before a committee of a
+council, agreeing that there was the utmost necessity of copper-money
+here, before his patent, so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a
+pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and
+seal to his own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings,
+than Wood's brass seven times below the real value, can be to the
+kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand pounds?
+
+But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this
+report of the utmost necessity we are under of copper money? They are
+only a few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from
+whom they are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at
+half value, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public and their
+own private advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in
+their own cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did (and why we have not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine), ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of half-pence we then had, would have been sufficient: but Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old half-pence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would
+be, to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But
+supposing there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I
+will maintain that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum
+fully sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shop-keeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much
+lessened our numbers) the souls in this kingdom are computed to be
+one million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds,
+whereas this honest liberal hard-ware-man Wood, would impose upon us
+above four times that sum.
+
+Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an
+assay taken at the Tower, of Wood's metal, by which it appears that
+Wood had in all respects performed his contract. His contract! With
+whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to
+be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry,
+goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+But your news-letter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two half-pence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or
+shall coin for the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often
+sends to my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if
+he likes it he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole
+piece, and probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an
+hundred sheep, and the grazier should bring me one single weather fat
+and well fleeced by way of pattern, and expect the same price round
+for the whole hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was
+paid, or giving me good security to restore my money for those that
+were lean or shorn or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have
+heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried
+a piece of brick in his pocket, which he showed as a pattern to
+encourage purchasers: and this is directly the case in point with Mr.
+Wood's assay.
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for preventing any future objections or apprehensions.
+
+His first proposal is, that whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the exigences of
+trade require it, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.
+
+To which if I were to answer it should be thus: Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom; let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or
+the dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they
+please from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to
+know how he and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ
+themselves. But I hope and trust that we are all to a man fully
+determined to have nothing to do with him or his ware.
+
+The king has given him a patent to coin half-pence, but hath not
+obliged us to take them, and I have already shown in my Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds unless
+the exigences of trade require it: First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be
+sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old
+half-pence left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of
+trade require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this
+poor kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should
+succeed, we were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he
+will judge of our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at
+an end till he and his accomplices will think they have enough: and it
+now appears that he will not be content with all our gold and silver,
+but intends to buy up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.
+
+I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his half-pence or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that, by his own
+first computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was
+intrinsically worth but one, although it had been of the true weight
+and standard for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is
+so great a difference both in weight and badness in several of his
+coins that some of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic
+value, and most of them six or seven.
+
+His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to
+be very particularly consider'd, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.
+
+Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold
+and silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and
+that no person be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+at one payment.
+
+First, observe this little impudent hard-ware-man turning into
+ridicule the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself
+as the cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no king of England
+ever attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his
+brass coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an
+example in history of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in
+daily dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the
+head of twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a
+tyrannical prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt
+administration, but by one single, diminutive, insignificant,
+mechanic.
+
+But to go on. To remove our direful apprehensions that he will drain
+us of our gold and silver by his coinage, this little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to take our manufactures in
+exchange. Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion?
+Is not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project
+will put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal
+to nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain, or
+any other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us
+only upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times
+higher than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance,
+that we will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not
+worth sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many
+shillings in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a
+compound of impudence, villainy and folly.
+
+His proposals conclude with perfect high-treason. He promises, that
+no person shall be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+of his coin in one payment: by which it is plain that he pretends to
+oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+five-pence half-penny of his brass in every payment. And I will shoot
+Mr. Wood and his deputies through the head, like highway-men or
+house-breakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon
+me in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to
+submit to the lion; but who, with the figure of a man can think with
+patience of being devoured alive by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the
+people of Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax,
+I say, not only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures,
+the hire of handicraftsmen, labourers and servants. Shop-keepers, look
+to yourselves. Wood will oblige and force you to take five-pence
+half-penny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty, payments in one day, or else you can hardly
+find bread: and pray consider how much that will amount to in a year;
+twenty times five-pence half-penny is nine shillings and two-pence,
+which is above an hundred and sixty pounds a year, whereof you will be
+losers of at least one hundred and forty pounds by taking your
+payments in his money. If any of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood
+on such conditions they may. But for my own particular, let his money
+perish with him. If the famous Mr. Hampden rather chose to go to
+prison than pay a few shillings to King Charles I. without authority
+of Parliament, I will rather choose to be hanged than have all my
+substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the pound, at the arbitrary
+will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus. _N.B._ (that is to say _nota bene_, or
+mark well) No evidence appeared from Ireland or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant.
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy Council, addressed his majesty against
+these half-pence. What could be done more to express the universal
+sense and opinion of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the
+kingdom were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to
+reject it? Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole
+Privy Council go over to argue pro and con with Mr. Wood? To what end
+did the king give his patent for coining of half-pence in Ireland? Was
+it not, because it was represented to his sacred majesty, that such a
+coinage would be of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all
+his subjects here? It is to the patentee's peril if his representation
+be false, and the execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt.
+Is he so wicked and foolish to think that his patent was given him to
+ruin a million and a half of people, that he might be a gainer of
+three or fourscore thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the
+charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up so much filthy
+dross, and stamping it with his majesty's image and superscription,
+should he not first in common sense, in common equity, and common
+manners, have consulted the principal party concerned; that is to say,
+the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy
+Council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin, we should be ashamed to tell
+him, it was Cæsar's. In that great want of copper half-pence, which
+he alleges we were, our city set up our Cæsar's statue in excellent
+copper, at an expence that is equal in value to thirty thousand
+pounds of his coin; and we will not receive his image in worse metal.
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this
+subject. It is true say they, we are all undone if Wood's half-pence
+must pass; but what shall we do, if his majesty puts out a
+proclamation commanding us to take them? This has been often dinned in
+my ears. But I desire my countrymen to be assured that there is
+nothing in it. The king never issues out a proclamation but to enjoin
+what the law permits him. He will not issue out a proclamation against
+law, or if such a thing should happen by a mistake, we are no more
+obliged to obey it than to run our heads into the fire. Besides, his
+majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does not
+offer to command us in the patent itself. There he leaves it to our
+discretion, so that our destruction must be entirely owing to
+ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a proclamation, which
+will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon this occasion, will
+be of no force. The king's revenues here are near four hundred
+thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will advise him to
+take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to fifty
+thousand pounds? England gets a million sterl. by this nation, which,
+if this project goes on, will be almost reduc'd to nothing: and do you
+think those who live in England upon Irish estates will be content to
+take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it
+begins to flag, he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we
+shall be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance,
+or fear, or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be
+forced to yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to
+keep up your spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a
+precipice under you, and that if you go forwards you will certainly
+break your necks--if I point to it before your eyes, must I be at the
+trouble of repeating it every morning? Are our people's hearts waxed
+gross? Are their ears dull of hearing, and have they closed their
+eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us, who, for ten or
+twenty pounds' gain, would sell their souls and their country, though
+at last it would end in their own ruin as well as ours. Be not like
+the deaf adder, who refuses to hear the voice of the charmer, charm he
+never so wisely.
+
+Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is
+common to the public; I can live better than many others, I have some
+gold and silver by me, and a shop well furnished, and shall be able
+to make a shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved
+to see the coldness and indifference of many people with whom I
+discourse. Some are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their
+shoulders, and cry, what would you have us to do? Some give out, there
+is no danger at all. Others are comforted that it will be a common
+calamity and they shall fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a
+man, who hears midnight-robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise
+his family for a common defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a
+lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes at the head of his confederates to rob
+them of all they have, to ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an
+high-way-man meets you on the road, you give him your money to save
+your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your
+heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side. When he or
+his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying No, and you are
+safe. If a madman should come to my shop with a handful of dirt raked
+out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him, or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him
+out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand any gold or silver,
+or commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange
+for his trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these half-pence in payment. Let their
+names and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one
+may be aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates
+with Mr. Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the
+first honest discoverer give the word about, that Wood's half-pence
+have been offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive
+them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempt to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:
+
+_Whereas one William Wood, hard-ware-man, now or lately sojourning in
+the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds in copper
+half-pence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than
+our occasions require: And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood
+hath coined his half-pence of such base metal and false weight, that
+they are, at least, six parts in seven below the real value: And
+whereas we have reason to apprehend that the said Wood may, at any
+time hereafter, clandestinely coin as many more half-pence as he
+pleases: And whereas the said patent neither doth nor can oblige his
+majesty's subjects to receive the said half-pence in any payment, but
+leaves it to their voluntary choice, because, by law the subject
+cannot be obliged to take any money except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the
+said Wood hath declared that every person shall be obliged to take
+five-pence half-penny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the
+House of Commons and Privy Council have severally addressed his most
+sacred majesty representing the ill consequences which the said
+coinage may have upon this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is
+universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man (except Mr. Wood
+and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions of the ruinous
+consequences that must follow from the said coinage. Therefore we,
+whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable estates in
+this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve and declare
+that we will never receive one farthing or half-penny of the said
+Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse the
+said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read
+to them by our stewards, receivers, etc._
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and
+signed by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom,
+and printed copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am
+deceived, if anything could sooner defeat this execrable design of
+Wood and his accomplices. This would immediately give the alarm, and
+set the kingdom on their guard. This would give courage to the meanest
+tenant and cottager. _How long, O Lord, righteous and true_, etc.
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to
+blame. Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc., and you had none to sell them. Pray
+keep yourself provided with that letter and with this; you have got
+very well by the former, but I did not then write for your sake, any
+more than I do now. Pray advertise both in every news-paper, and let
+it not be your fault or mine if our countrymen will not take warning.
+I desire you likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.--I am your
+Servant, M.B.
+
+_Aug. 4, 1724._
+
+
+
+
+IV.--'SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE'
+
+BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE
+
+
+(_I have found the selection of a suitable sample of Burke to be my
+most difficult task in this volume. All his writings, as I have
+pointed out in the general introduction, are, after a sort, pamphlets;
+and this of itself was an embarrassment. It was partly complicated and
+partly lessened by the fact that the form of his speeches naturally
+excluded them. Many of his other works--notably the _Thoughts on the
+Present Discontents_, the immortal _Reflections on the French
+Revolution_, and the _Appeal from the New Whigs to the Old_--were much
+too long for a scheme in which I have made it a rule to give in each
+case entire works or divisions of works. I at last reduced the
+suitable candidates to three--the _Letter to Sir Hercules Langrishe_,
+that _To a Noble Lord_, and the present number of the _Letters on a
+Regicide Peace_. The first went as being to some extent identical in
+subject with the examples of another writer, Sydney Smith, which I had
+already resolved on giving; the second as being too much in the nature
+of a personal apologia. With the third, which I looked on at first
+with least favour, I have become increasingly well satisfied. It has
+not the gorgeous rhetoric of _The Letter to a Noble Lord_, the
+_Reflections_, and others. It has nothing so lively as the contrast
+between France and Algiers in its immediate predecessor. It may even
+seem, to those who have accustomed themselves to think of Burke wholly
+or mainly as a gorgeous rhetorician, rather tame as a whole. But if it
+does not soar, it never droops; it is admirably proportioned,
+admirably written, and admirably argued throughout, and it shows great
+knowledge and mastery of foreign politics--the point in which English
+statesmen have always been weakest. I may add that it seems to me a
+triumphant refutation of the charge--constantly brought against Burke
+not merely by extreme democrats, but by the usual advocate of the
+_juste milieu_,--that in his later years, and especially in these very
+Letters, he became a mere raving Gallophobe, with no sense of
+proportion or circumstance. For my part, I have read scores, probably
+hundreds, of books--English, French, and German--on the French
+Revolution; I have never read one that made Burke obsolete. Let it
+only be added that the author, who was born in 1730, was very near the
+end of his career--he died next year--when he wrote these letters,
+and that the peace proposals which he deprecated, and which he did not
+a little to avert, were dictated on the one side by the sobering down
+of the first Revolutionary fervour under the Directory; on the other
+by the persistent ill-success of the Allies, and the conflicts of
+interest and principle which had arisen among them._)
+
+
+My dear Sir--I closed my first letter with serious matter, and I hope
+it has employed your thoughts. The system of peace must have a
+reference to the system of the war. On that ground, I must therefore
+again recall your mind to our original opinions, which time and events
+have not taught me to vary.
+
+My ideas and my principles led me, in this contest, to encounter
+France, not as a state, but as a faction. The vast territorial extent
+of that country, its immense population, its riches of production, its
+riches of commerce and convention--the whole aggregate mass of what,
+in ordinary cases, constitutes the force of a state, to me were but
+objects of secondary consideration. They might be balanced; and they
+have been often more than balanced. Great as these things are, they
+are not what make the faction formidable. It is the faction that makes
+them truly dreadful. That faction is the evil spirit that possesses
+the body of France; that informs it as a soul; that stamps upon its
+ambition, and upon all its pursuits, a characteristic mark, which
+strongly distinguishes them from the same general passions, and the
+same general views, in other men and in other communities. It is that
+spirit which inspires into them a new, a pernicious, a desolating
+activity. Constituted as France was ten years ago, it was not in that
+France to shake, to shatter, and to overwhelm Europe in the manner
+that we behold. A sure destruction impends over those infatuated
+princes, who, in the conflict with this new and unheard-of power,
+proceed as if they were engaged in a war that bore a resemblance to
+their former contests; or that they can make peace in the spirit of
+their former arrangements of pacification. Here the beaten path is the
+very reverse of the safe road.
+
+As to me, I was always steadily of opinion, that this disorder was not
+in its nature intermittent. I conceived that the contest, once begun,
+could not be laid down again, to be resumed at our discretion; but
+that our first struggle with this evil would also be our last. I never
+thought we could make peace with the system; because it was not for
+the sake of an object we pursued in rivalry with each other, but with
+the system itself, that we were at war. As I understood the matter, we
+were at war not with its conduct, but with its existence; convinced
+that its existence and its hostility were the same.
+
+The faction is not local or territorial. It is a general evil. Where
+it least appears in action, it is still full of life. In its sleep it
+recruits its strength, and prepares its exertion. Its spirit lies deep
+in the corruption of our common nature. The social order which
+restrains it, feeds it. It exists in every country in Europe; and
+among all orders of men in every country, who look up to France as to
+a common head. The centre is there. The circumference is the world of
+Europe wherever the race of Europe may be settled. Everywhere else the
+faction is militant; in France it is triumphant. In France it is the
+bank of deposit, and the bank of circulation, of all the pernicious
+principles that are forming in every state. It will be folly scarcely
+deserving of pity, and too mischievous for contempt, to think of
+restraining it in any other country whilst it is predominant there.
+War, instead of being the cause of its force, has suspended its
+operation. It has given a reprieve, at least, to the Christian world.
+
+The true nature of a Jacobin war, in the beginning, was, by most of
+the Christian powers, felt, acknowledged, and even in the most precise
+manner declared. In the joint manifesto, published by the emperor and
+the king of Prussia, on the 4th of August, 1792, it is expressed in
+the clearest terms, and on principles which could not fail, if they
+had adhered to them, of classing those monarchs with the first
+benefactors of mankind. This manifesto was published, as they
+themselves express it, 'to lay open to the present generation, as well
+as to posterity, their motives, their intentions, and the
+_disinterestedness_ of their personal views; taking up arms for the
+purpose of preserving social and political order amongst all civilised
+nations, and to secure to _each_ state its religion, happiness,
+independence, territories, and real constitution.'--'On this ground,
+they hoped that all empires and all states would be unanimous; and
+becoming the firm guardians of the happiness of mankind, that they
+could not fail to unite their efforts to rescue a numerous nation from
+its own fury, to preserve Europe from the return of barbarism, and the
+universe from the subversion and anarchy with which it was
+threatened.' The whole of that noble performance ought to be read at
+the first meeting of any congress which may assemble for the purpose
+of pacification. In that piece 'these powers expressly renounce all
+views of personal aggrandisement,' and confine themselves to objects
+worthy of so generous, so heroic, and so perfectly wise and politic an
+enterprise. It was to the principles of this confederation, and to no
+other, that we wished our sovereign and our country to accede, as a
+part of the commonwealth of Europe. To these principles with some
+trifling exceptions and limitations they did fully accede. And all our
+friends who took office acceded to the ministry (whether wisely or
+not), as I always understood the matter, on the faith and on the
+principles of that declaration.
+
+As long as these powers flattered themselves that the menace of force
+would produce the effect of force, they acted on those declarations:
+but when their menaces failed of success, their efforts took a new
+direction. It did not appear to them that virtue and heroism ought to
+be purchased by millions of rix-dollars. It is a dreadful truth, but
+it is a truth that cannot be concealed; in ability, in dexterity, in
+the distinctness of their views, the Jacobins are our superiors. They
+saw the thing right from the very beginning. Whatever were the first
+motives to the war among politicians, they saw that in its spirit, and
+for its objects, it was a _civil war_; and as such they pursued it. It
+is a war between the partisans of the ancient, civil, moral, and
+political order of Europe, against a sect of fanatical and ambitious
+atheists which means to change them all. It is not France extending a
+foreign empire over other nations; it is a sect aiming at universal
+empire, and beginning with the conquest of France. The leaders of that
+sect secured the _centre of Europe_; and that secured, they knew, that
+whatever might be the event of battles and sieges, their _cause_ was
+victorious. Whether its territory had a little more or a little less
+peeled from its surface, or whether an island or two was detached from
+its commerce, to them was of little moment. The conquest of France
+was a glorious acquisition. That once well laid as a basis of empire,
+opportunities never could be wanting to regain or to replace what had
+been lost, and dreadfully to avenge themselves on the faction of their
+adversaries.
+
+They saw it was a _civil war_. It was their business to persuade their
+adversaries that it ought to be a _foreign_ war. The Jacobins
+everywhere set up a cry against the new crusade; and they intrigued
+with effect in the cabinet, in the field, and in every private society
+in Europe. Their task was not difficult. The condition of princes, and
+sometimes of first ministers too, is to be pitied. The creatures of
+the desk, and the creatures of favour, had no relish for the
+principles of the manifestoes. They promised no governments, no
+regiments, no revenues from whence emoluments might arise by
+perquisite or by grant. In truth, the tribe of vulgar politicians are
+the lowest of our species. There is no trade so vile and mechanical as
+government in their hands. Virtue is not their habit. They are out of
+themselves in any course of conduct recommended only by conscience and
+glory. A large, liberal, and prospective view of the interests of
+states passes with them for romance; and the principles that recommend
+it, for the wanderings of a disordered imagination. The calculators
+compute them out of their senses. The jesters and buffoons shame them
+out of everything grand and elevated. Littleness in object and in
+means, to them appears soundness and sobriety. They think there is
+nothing worth pursuit but that which they can handle; which they can
+measure with a two-foot rule; which they can tell upon ten fingers.
+
+Without the principles of the Jacobins, perhaps without any principles
+at all, they played the game of that faction. There was a beaten road
+before them. The powers of Europe were armed; France had always
+appeared dangerous; the war was easily diverted from France as a
+faction, to France as a state. The princes were easily taught to slide
+back into their old, habitual course of politics. They were easily led
+to consider the flames that were consuming France, not as a warning to
+protect their own buildings (which were without any party wall, and
+linked by a contignation into the edifice of France,) but as a happy
+occasion for pillaging the goods, and for carrying off the materials,
+of their neighbour's house. Their provident fears were changed into
+avaricious hopes. They carried on their new designs without seeming to
+abandon the principles of their old policy. They pretended to seek, or
+they flattered themselves that they sought, in the accession of new
+fortresses, and new territories, a _defensive_ security. But the
+security wanted was against a kind of power which was not so truly
+dangerous in its fortresses nor in its territories, as in its spirit
+and its principles. The aimed, or pretended to aim, at _defending_
+themselves against a danger from which there can be no security in any
+_defensive_ plan. If armies and fortresses were a defence against
+Jacobinism, Louis the Sixteenth would this day reign a powerful
+monarch over a happy people.
+
+This error obliged them, even in their offensive operations, to adopt
+a plan of war, against the success of which there was something little
+short of mathematical demonstration. They refused to take any step
+which might strike at the heart of affairs. They seemed unwilling to
+wound the enemy in any vital part. They acted through the whole, as if
+they really wished the conservation of the Jacobin power, as what
+might be more favourable than the lawful government to the attainment
+of the petty objects they looked for. They always kept on the
+circumference; and the wider and remoter the circle was, the more
+eagerly they chose it as their sphere of action in this centrifugal
+war. The plan they pursued, in its nature demanded great length of
+time. In its execution, they, who went the nearest way to work, were
+obliged to cover an incredible extent of country. It left to the enemy
+every means of destroying this extended line of weakness. Ill success
+in any part was sure to defeat the effect of the whole. This is true
+of Austria. It is still more true of England. On this false plan, even
+good fortune, by further weakening the victor, put him but the
+further off from his object.
+
+As long as there was any appearance of success, the spirit of
+aggrandisement, and consequently the spirit of mutual jealousy, seized
+upon all the coalesced powers. Some sought an accession of territory
+at the expense of France, some at the expense of each other, some at
+the expense of third parties; and when the vicissitude of disaster
+took its turn, they found common distress a treacherous bond of faith
+and friendship.
+
+The greatest skill conducting the greatest military apparatus has been
+employed; but it has been worse than uselessly employed, through the
+false policy of the war. The operations of the field suffered by the
+errors of the cabinet. If the same spirit continues when peace is
+made, the peace will fix and perpetuate all the errors of the war;
+because it will be made upon the same false principle. What has been
+lost in the field, in the field may be regained. An arrangement of
+peace in its nature is a permanent settlement; it is the effect of
+counsel and deliberation, and not of fortuitous events. If built upon
+a basis fundamentally erroneous, it can only be retrieved by some of
+those unforeseen dispensations, which the all-wise but mysterious
+Governor of the world sometimes interposes, to snatch nations from
+ruin. It would not be pious error, but mad and impious presumption,
+for any one to trust in an unknown order of dispensations, in defiance
+of the rules of prudence, which are formed upon the known march of the
+ordinary providence of God.
+
+It was not of that sort of war that I was amongst the least
+considerable, but amongst the most zealous advisers; and it is not by
+the sort of peace now talked of, that I wish it concluded. It would
+answer no great purpose to enter into the particular errors of the
+war. The whole has been but one error. It was but nominally a war of
+alliance. As the combined powers pursued it there was nothing to hold
+an alliance together. There could be no tie of _honour_, in a society
+for pillage. There could be no tie of a common _interest_ where the
+object did not offer such a division amongst the parties as could well
+give them a warm concern in the gains of each other, or could indeed
+form such a body of equivalents, as might make one of them willing to
+abandon a separate object of his ambition for the gratification of any
+other member of the alliance. The partition of Poland offered an
+object of spoil in which the parties _might_ agree. They were
+circumjacent, and each might take a portion convenient to his own
+territory. They might dispute about the value of their several shares,
+but the contiguity to each of the demandants always furnished the
+means of an adjustment. Though hereafter the world will have cause to
+rue this iniquitous measure, and they most who were the most
+concerned in it, for the moment there was wherewithal in the object to
+preserve peace amongst confederates in wrong. But the spoil of France
+did not afford the same facilities for accommodation. What might
+satisfy the house of Austria in a Flemish frontier, afforded no
+equivalent to tempt the cupidity of the king of Prussia. What might be
+desired by Great Britain in the West Indies, must be coldly and
+remotely, if at all, felt as an interest at Vienna; and it would be
+felt as something worse than a negative interest at Madrid. Austria,
+long possessed with unwise and dangerous designs on Italy, could not
+be very much in earnest about the conservation of the old patrimony of
+the house of Savoy; and Sardinia, who owed to an Italian force all her
+means of shutting out France from Italy, of which she has been
+supposed to hold the key, would not purchase the means of strength
+upon one side by yielding it on the other. She would not readily give
+the possession of Novara for the hope of Savoy. No continental power
+was willing to lose any of its continental objects for the increase of
+the naval power of Great Britain; and Great Britain would not give up
+any of the objects she sought for as the means of an increase to her
+naval power, to further their aggrandisement.
+
+The moment this war came to be considered as a war merely of profit,
+the actual circumstances are such that it never could become really a
+war of alliance. Nor can the peace be a peace of alliance, until
+things are put upon their right bottom.
+
+I do not find it denied that when a treaty is entered into for peace,
+a demand will be made on the regicides to surrender a great part of
+their conquests on the continent. Will they, in the present state of
+the war, make that surrender without an equivalent? This continental
+cession must of course be made in favour of that party in the alliance
+that has suffered losses. That party has nothing to furnish towards an
+equivalent. What equivalent, for instance, has Holland to offer, who
+has lost her all? What equivalent can come from the Emperor, every
+part of whose territories contiguous to France is already within the
+pale of the regicide dominions? What equivalent has Sardinia to offer
+for Savoy and for Nice, I may say for her whole being? What has she
+taken from the faction of France? she has lost very near her all; and
+she has gained nothing. What equivalent has Spain to give? Alas! she
+has already paid for her own ransom the fund of equivalent, and a
+dreadful equivalent it is, to England and to herself. But I put Spain
+out of the question; she is a province of the Jacobin empire, and she
+must make peace or war according to the orders she receives from the
+directory of assassins. In effect and substance, her crown is a fief
+of regicide.
+
+Whence then can the compensation be demanded? Undoubtedly from that
+power which alone has made some conquests. That power is England. Will
+the allies then give away their ancient patrimony, that England may
+keep islands in the West Indies? They never can protract the war in
+good earnest for that object; nor can they act in concert with us, in
+our refusal to grant anything towards their redemption. In that case
+we are thus situated. Either we must give Europe, bound hand and foot,
+to France; or we must quit the West Indies without any one object,
+great or small, towards indemnity and security. I repeat it, without
+any advantage whatever: because, supposing that our conquest could
+comprise all that France ever possessed in the tropical America, it
+never can amount in any fair estimation to a fair equivalent for
+Holland, for the Austrian Netherlands, for the lower Germany, that is,
+for the whole ancient kingdom or circle of Burgundy, now under the
+yoke of regicide, to say nothing of almost all Italy under the same
+barbarous domination. If we treat in the present situation of things,
+we have nothing in our hands that can redeem Europe. Nor is the
+Emperor, as I have observed, more rich in the fund of equivalents.
+
+If we look to our stock in the eastern world, our most valuable and
+systematic acquisitions are made in that quarter. Is it from France
+they are made? France has but one or two contemptible factories,
+subsisting by the offal of the private fortunes of English individuals
+to support them, in any part of India. I look on the taking of the
+Cape of Good Hope as the securing of a post of great moment. It does
+honour to those who planned, and to those who executed, that
+enterprise: but I speak of it always as comparatively good; as good as
+anything can be in a scheme of war that repels us from a centre, and
+employs all our forces where nothing can be finally decisive. But
+giving, as I freely give, every possible credit to these eastern
+conquests, I ask one question,--on whom are they made? It is evident,
+that if we can keep our eastern conquests we keep them not at the
+expense of France, but at the expense of Holland our _ally_; of
+Holland, the immediate cause of the war, the nation whom we had
+undertaken to protect, and not of the republic which it was our
+business to destroy. If we return the African and the Asiatic
+conquests, we put them into the hands of a nominal state (to that
+Holland is reduced) unable to retain them; and which will virtually
+leave them under the direction of France. If we withhold them, Holland
+declines still more as a state. She loses so much carrying trade, and
+that means of keeping up the small degree of naval power she holds;
+for which policy alone, and not for any commercial gain, she maintains
+the Cape, or any settlement beyond it. In that case, resentment,
+faction, and even necessity, will throw her more and more into the
+power of the new, mischievous republic. But on the probable state of
+Holland I shall say more, when in this correspondence I come to talk
+over with you the state in which any sort of Jacobin peace will leave
+all Europe.
+
+So far as to the East Indies.
+
+As to the West Indies, indeed as to either, if we look for matter of
+exchange in order to ransom Europe, it is easy to show that we have
+taken a terribly roundabout road. I cannot conceive, even if, for the
+sake of holding conquests there, we should refuse to redeem Holland,
+and the Austrian Netherlands, and the hither Germany, that Spain,
+merely as she is Spain, (and forgetting that the regicide ambassador
+governs at Madrid,) will see, with perfect satisfaction, Great Britain
+sole mistress of the isles. In truth it appears to me, that, when we
+come to balance our account, we shall find in the proposed peace only
+the pure, simple, and unendowed charms of Jacobin amity. We shall have
+the satisfaction of knowing, that no blood or treasure has been spared
+by the allies for support of the regicide system. We shall reflect at
+leisure on one great truth, that it was ten times more easy totally to
+destroy the system itself, than, when established, it would be to
+reduce its power; and that this republic, most formidable abroad, was
+of all things the weakest at home; that her frontier was terrible, her
+interior feeble; that it was matter of choice to attack her where she
+is invincible, and to spare her where she was ready to dissolve by her
+own internal disorders. We shall reflect, that our plan was good
+neither for offence nor defence.
+
+It would not be at all difficult to prove, that an army of a hundred
+thousand men, horse, foot, and artillery, might have been employed
+against the enemy on the very soil which he has usurped, at a far less
+expense than has been squandered away upon tropical adventures. In
+these adventures it was not an enemy we had to vanquish, but a
+cemetery to conquer. In carrying on the war in the West Indies, the
+hostile sword is merciful; the country in which we engage is the
+dreadful enemy. There the European conqueror finds a cruel defeat in
+the very fruits of his success. Every advantage is but a new demand on
+England for recruits to the West Indian grave. In a West India war,
+the regicides have, for their troops, a race of fierce barbarians, to
+whom the poisoned air, in which our youth inhale certain death, is
+salubrity and life. To them the climate is the surest and most
+faithful of allies.
+
+Had we carried on the war on the side of France which looks towards
+the Channel or the Atlantic, we should have attacked our enemy on his
+weak and unarmed side. We should not have to reckon on the loss of a
+man who did not fall in battle. We should have an ally in the heart
+of the country, who, to our hundred thousand, would at one time have
+added eighty thousand men at the least, and all animated by principle,
+by enthusiasm, and by vengeance; motives which secured them to the
+cause in a very different manner from some of those allies whom we
+subsidised with millions. This ally, (or rather this principal in the
+war,) by the confession of the regicide himself, was more formidable
+to him than all his other foes united. Warring there, we should have
+led our arms to the capital of Wrong. Defeated, we could not fail
+(proper precautions taken) of a sure retreat. Stationary, and only
+supporting the royalists, an impenetrable barrier, an impregnable
+rampart, would have been formed between the enemy and his naval power.
+We are probably the only nation who have declined to act against an
+enemy, when it might have been done in his own country; and who having
+an armed, a powerful, and a long-victorious ally in that country,
+declined all effectual co-operation, and suffered him to perish for
+want of support. On the plan of a war in France, every advantage that
+our allies might obtain would be doubled in its effect. Disasters on
+the one side might have a fair chance of being compensated by
+victories on the other. Had we brought the main of our force to bear
+upon that quarter, all the operations of the British and Imperial
+crowns would have been combined. The war would have had system,
+correspondence, and a certain direction. But as the war has been
+pursued, the operations of the two crowns have not the smallest degree
+of mutual bearing or relation.
+
+Had acquisitions in the West Indies been our object, on success in
+France, everything reasonable in those remote parts might be demanded
+with decorum, and justice, and a sure effect. Well might we call for a
+recompence in America, for those services to which Europe owed its
+safety. Having abandoned this obvious policy connected with principle,
+we have seen the regicide power taking the reverse course, and making
+real conquests in the West Indies, to which all our dear-bought
+advantages (if we could hold them) are mean and contemptible. The
+noblest island within the tropics, worth all that we possess put
+together, is, by the vassal Spaniard, delivered into her hands. The
+island of Hispaniola (of which we have but one poor corner, by a
+slippery hold) is perhaps equal to England in extent, and in fertility
+is far superior. The part possessed by Spain, of that great island,
+made for the seat and centre of a tropical empire, was not improved,
+to be sure, as the French division had been, before it was
+systematically destroyed by the cannibal republic; but it is not only
+the far larger, but the far more salubrious and more fertile part.
+
+It was delivered into the hands of the barbarians without, as I can
+find, any public reclamation on our part, not only in contravention to
+one of the fundamental treaties that compose the public law of Europe,
+but in defiance of the fundamental colonial policy of Spain herself.
+This part of the treaty of Utrecht was made for great general ends
+unquestionably; but whilst it provided for those general ends, it was
+in affirmance of that particular policy. It was not to injure, but to
+save Spain by making a settlement of her estate, which prohibited her
+to alienate to France. It is her policy not to see the balance of West
+Indian power overturned by France or by Great Britain. Whilst the
+monarchies subsisted, this unprincipled cession was what the influence
+of the elder branch of the house of Bourbon never dared to attempt on
+the younger: but cannibal terror has been more powerful than family
+influence. The Bourbon monarchy of Spain is united to the republic of
+France, by what may be truly called the ties of blood.
+
+By this measure the balance of power in the West Indies is totally
+destroyed. It has followed the balance of power in Europe. It is not
+alone what shall be left nominally to the assassins that is theirs.
+Theirs is the whole empire of Spain in America. That stroke finishes
+all. I should be glad to see our suppliant negotiator in the act of
+putting his feather to the ear of the directory, to make it unclinch
+the fist; and, by his tickling, to charm that rich prize out of the
+iron gripe of robbery and ambition! It does not require much sagacity
+to discern that no power wholly baffled and defeated in Europe can
+flatter itself with conquests in the West Indies. In that state of
+things it can neither keep nor hold. No! It cannot even long make war
+if the grand bank and deposit of its force is at all in the West
+Indies. But here a scene opens to my view too important to pass by,
+perhaps too critical to touch. Is it possible that it should not
+present itself in all its relations to a mind habituated to consider
+either war or peace on a large scale, or as one whole?
+
+Unfortunately other ideas have prevailed. A remote, an expensive, a
+murderous, and, in the end, an unproductive adventure, carried on upon
+ideas of mercantile knight-errantry, without any of the generous
+wildness of Quixotism, is considered as sound, solid sense; and a war
+in a wholesome climate, a war at our door, a war directly on the
+enemy, a war in the heart of his country, a war in concert with an
+internal ally, and in combination with the external, is regarded as
+folly and romance.
+
+My dear friend, I hold it impossible that these considerations should
+have escaped the statesmen on both sides of the water, and on both
+sides of the House of Commons. How a question of peace can be
+discussed without having them in view, I cannot imagine. If you or
+others see a way out of these difficulties I am happy. I see, indeed,
+a fund from whence equivalents will be proposed. I see it. But I
+cannot just now touch it. It is a question of high moment. It opens
+another Iliad of woes to Europe.
+
+Such is the time proposed for making a _common political peace_, to
+which no one circumstance is propitious. As to the grand principle of
+the peace, it is left, as if by common consent, wholly out of the
+question.
+
+Viewing things in this light, I have frequently sunk into a degree of
+despondency and dejection hardly to be described; yet out of the
+profoundest depths of this despair, an impulse, which I have in vain
+endeavoured to resist, has urged me to raise one feeble cry against
+this unfortunate coalition which is formed at home, in order to make a
+coalition with France, subversive of the whole ancient order of the
+world. No disaster of war, no calamity of season, could ever strike me
+with half the horror which I felt from what is introduced to us by
+this junction of parties, under the soothing name of peace. We are apt
+to speak of a low and pusillanimous spirit as the ordinary cause by
+which dubious wars terminated in humiliating treaties. It is here the
+direct contrary. I am perfectly astonished at the boldness of
+character, at the intrepidity of mind, the firmness of nerve, in those
+who are able with deliberation to face the perils of Jacobin
+fraternity.
+
+This fraternity is indeed so terrible in its nature, and in its
+manifest consequences, that there is no way of quieting our
+apprehensions about it, but by totally putting it out of sight, by
+substituting for it, through a sort of periphrasis, something of an
+ambiguous quality, and describing such a connexion under the terms of
+'_the usual relations of peace and amity_.' By this means the proposed
+fraternity is hustled in the crowd of those treaties, which imply no
+change in the public law of Europe, and which do not upon system
+affect the interior condition of nations. It is confounded with those
+conventions in which matters of dispute among sovereign powers are
+compromised, by the taking off a duty more or less, by the surrender
+of a frontier town, or a disputed district, on the one side or the
+other; by pactions in which the pretensions of families are settled,
+(as by a conveyancer, making family substitutions and successions,)
+without any alterations in the laws, manners, religion, privileges,
+and customs, of the cities, or territories, which are the subject of
+such arrangements.
+
+All this body of old conventions, composing the vast and voluminous
+collection called the _corps diplomatique_, forms the code or statute
+law, as the methodised reasonings of the great publicists and jurists
+from the digest and jurisprudence of the Christian world. In these
+treasures are to be found the _usual_ relations of peace and amity in
+civilised Europe; and there the relations of ancient France were to
+be found amongst the rest.
+
+The present system in France is not the ancient France. It is not the
+ancient France with ordinary ambition and ordinary means. It is not a
+new power of an old kind. It is a new power of a new species. When
+such a questionable shape is to be admitted for the first time into
+the brotherhood of Christendom, it is not a mere matter of idle
+curiosity to consider how far it is in its nature alliable with the
+rest, or whether 'the relations of peace and amity' with this new
+state are likely to be of the same nature with the _usual_ relations
+of the states of Europe.
+
+The Revolution in France had the relation of France to other nations
+as one of its principal objects. The changes made by that Revolution
+were not the better to accommodate her to the old and usual relations,
+but to produce new ones. The Revolution was made, not to make France
+free, but to make her formidable; not to make her a neighbour, but a
+mistress; not to make her more observant of laws, but to put her in a
+condition to impose them. To make France truly formidable it was
+necessary that France should be new modelled. They, who have not
+followed the train of the late proceedings, have been led by deceitful
+representations (which deceit made a part in the plan) to conceive
+that this totally new model of a state, in which nothing escaped a
+change, was made with a view to its internal relations only.
+
+In the Revolution of France two sorts of men were principally
+concerned in giving a character and determination to its pursuits: the
+philosophers and the politicians. They took different ways, but they
+met in the same end. The philosophers had one predominant object,
+which they pursued with a fanatical fury, that is, the utter
+extirpation of religion. To that every question of empire was
+subordinate. They had rather domineer in a parish of atheists, than
+rule over a Christian world. Their temporal ambition was wholly
+subservient to their proselytising spirit, in which they were not
+exceeded by Mahomet himself.
+
+They, who have made but superficial studies in the natural history of
+the human mind, have been taught to look on religious opinions as the
+only cause of enthusiastic zeal and sectarian propagation. But there
+is no doctrine whatever, on which men can warm, that is not capable of
+the very same effect. The social nature of man impels him to propagate
+his principles, as much as physical impulses urge him to propagate his
+kind. The passions give zeal and vehemence. The understanding bestows
+design and system. The whole man moves under the discipline of his
+opinions. Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.
+When anything concerning it becomes an object of much meditation, it
+cannot be indifferent to the mind. They who do not love religion,
+hate it. The rebels to God perfectly abhor the author of their being.
+They hate Him 'with all their heart, with all their mind, with all
+their soul, and with all their strength.' He never presents Himself to
+their thoughts but to menace and alarm them. They cannot strike the
+sun out of heaven, but they are able to raise a smouldering smoke that
+obscures Him from their own eyes. Not being able to revenge themselves
+on God, they have a delight in vicariously defacing, degrading,
+torturing, and tearing in pieces, His image in man. Let no one judge
+of them by what he has conceived of them, when they were not
+incorporated, and had no lead. They were then only passengers in a
+common vehicle. They were then carried along with the general motion
+of religion in the community, and, without being aware of it, partook
+of its influence. In that situation, at worst, their nature was left
+free to counterwork their principles. They despaired of giving any
+very general currency to their opinions. They considered them as a
+reserved privilege for the chosen few. But when the possibility of
+dominion, lead, and propagation, presented itself, and that the
+ambition, which before had so often made them hypocrites, might rather
+gain than lose by a daring avowal of their sentiments, then the nature
+of this infernal spirit, which has 'evil for its good,' appeared in
+its full perfection. Nothing indeed but the possession of some power
+can with any certainty discover what at the bottom is the true
+character of any man. Without reading the speeches of Vergniaux,
+Françias of Nantz, Isnard, and some others of that sort, it would not
+be easy to conceive the passion, rancour, and malice of their tongues
+and hearts. They worked themselves up to a perfect phrensy against
+religion and all its professors. They tore the reputation of the
+clergy to pieces by their infuriated declamations and invectives,
+before they lacerated their bodies by their massacres. This fanatical
+atheism left out, we omit the principal feature in the French
+Revolution, and a principal consideration with regard to the effects
+to be expected from a peace with it.
+
+The other sort of men were the politicians. To them, who had little or
+not at all reflected on the subject, religion was in itself no object
+of love or hatred. They disbelieved it, and that was all. Neutral with
+regard to that object, they took the side which in the present state
+of things might best answer their purposes. They soon found that they
+could not do without the philosophers; and the philosophers soon made
+them sensible that the destruction of religion was to supply them with
+means of conquest first at home, and then abroad. The philosophers
+were the active internal agitators, and supplied the spirit and
+principles: the second gave the practical direction. Sometimes the
+one predominated in the composition, sometimes the other. The only
+difference between them was in the necessity of concealing the general
+design for a time, and in their dealing with foreign nations; the
+fanatics going straight forward and openly, the politicians by the
+surer mode of zigzag. In the course of events this, among other
+causes, produced fierce and bloody contentions between them. But at
+the bottom they thoroughly agreed in all the objects of ambition and
+irreligion, and substantially in all the means of promoting these
+ends. Without question, to bring about the unexampled event of the
+French Revolution, the concurrence of a very great number of views and
+passions was necessary. In that stupendous work, no one principle, by
+which the human mind may have its faculties at once invigorated and
+depraved, was left unemployed; but I can speak it to a certainty, and
+support it by undoubted proofs, that the ruling principle of those who
+acted in the Revolution as _statesmen_, had the exterior
+aggrandisement of France as their ultimate end in the most minute part
+of the internal changes that were made. We, who of late years have
+been drawn from an attention to foreign affairs by the importance of
+our domestic discussions, cannot easily form a conception of the
+general eagerness of the active and energetic part of the French
+nation, itself the most active and energetic of all nations, previous
+to its Revolution, upon that subject. I am convinced that the foreign
+speculators in France, under the old government, were twenty to one of
+the same description then or now in England; and few of that
+description there were, who did not emulously set forward the
+Revolution. The whole official system, particularly in the diplomatic
+part, the regulars, the irregulars, down to the clerks in office, (a
+corps, without comparison, more numerous than the same amongst us,)
+co-operated in it. All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the
+spies, all the intelligencers, actually or late in function, all the
+candidates for that sort of employment, acted solely upon that
+principle.
+
+On that system of aggrandisement there was but one mind: but two
+violent factions arose about the means. The first wished France,
+diverted from the politics of the continent, to attend solely to her
+marine, to feed it by an increase of commerce, and thereby to
+overpower England on her own element. They contended, that if England
+were disabled, the powers on the continent would fall into their
+proper subordination; that it was England which deranged the whole
+continental system of Europe. The others, who were by far the more
+numerous, though not the most outwardly prevalent at court, considered
+this plan for France as contrary to her genius, her situation, and her
+natural means. They agree as to the ultimate object, the reduction of
+the British power, and, if possible, its naval power; but they
+considered an ascendency on the continent as a necessary preliminary
+to that undertaking. They argued, that the proceedings of England
+herself had proved the soundness of this policy. That her greatest and
+ablest statesmen had not considered the support of a continental
+balance against France as a deviation from the principle of her naval
+power, but as one of the most effectual modes of carrying it into
+effect. That such had been her policy ever since the Revolution,
+during which period the naval strength of Great Britain had gone on
+increasing in the direct ratio of her interference in the politics of
+the continent. With much stronger reason ought the politics of France
+to take the same direction; as well for pursuing objects which her
+situation would dictate to her, though England had no existence, as
+for counteracting the politics of that nation; to France continental
+politics are primary; they looked on them only of secondary
+consideration to England, and, however necessary, but as means
+necessary to an end.
+
+What is truly astonishing, the partisans of those two opposite systems
+were at once prevalent, and at once employed, and in the very same
+transactions--the one ostensibly, the other secretly, during the
+latter part of the reign of Louis XV. Nor was there one court in which
+an ambassador resided on the part of the ministers, in which another,
+as a spy on him, did not also reside on the part of the king. They who
+pursued the scheme for keeping peace on the continent, and
+particularly with Austria, acting officially and publicly, the other
+faction counteracting and opposing them. These private agents were
+continually going from their function to the Bastile, and from the
+Bastile to employment, and favour again. An inextricable cabal was
+formed, some of persons of rank, others of subordinates. But by this
+means the corps of politicians was augmented in number, and the whole
+formed a body of active, adventuring, ambitious, discontented people,
+despising the regular ministry, despising the courts at which they
+were employed, despising the court which employed them.
+
+The unfortunate Louis the Sixteenth was not the first cause of the
+evil by which he suffered. He came to it, as to a sort of inheritance,
+by the false politics of his immediate predecessor. This system of
+dark and perplexed intrigue had come to its perfection before he came
+to the throne: and even then the Revolution strongly operated in all
+its causes.
+
+There was no point on which the discontented diplomatic politicians so
+bitterly arraigned their cabinet, as for the decay of French influence
+in all others. From quarrelling with the court, they began to complain
+of monarchy itself, as a system of government too variable for any
+regular plan of national aggrandisement. They observed, that in that
+sort of regimen too much depended on the personal character of the
+prince; that the vicissitudes produced by the succession of princes of
+a different character, and even the vicissitudes produced in the same
+man, by the different views and inclinations belonging to youth,
+manhood, and age, disturbed and distracted the policy of a country
+made by nature for extensive empire, or, what was still more to their
+taste, for that sort of general over-ruling influence which prepared
+empire or supplied the place of it. They had continually in their
+hands the observations of _Machiavel_ on _Livy_. They had
+_Montesquieu's Grandeur et Décadence des Romains_ as a manual; and
+they compared, with mortification, the systematic proceedings of a
+Roman senate with the fluctuations of a monarchy. They observed the
+very small additions of territory which all the power of France,
+actuated by all the ambition of France, had acquired in two centuries.
+The Romans had frequently acquired more in a single year. They
+severely and in every part of it criticised the reign of Louis XIV.,
+whose irregular and desultory ambition had more provoked than
+endangered Europe. Indeed, they who will be at the pains of seriously
+considering the history of that period will see that those French
+politicians had some reason. They who will not take the trouble of
+reviewing it through all its wars and all its negotiations, will
+consult the short but judicious criticism of the Marquis de
+Montalembert on that subject. It may be read separately from his
+ingenious system of fortification and military defence, on the
+practical merit of which I am unable to form a judgment.
+
+The diplomatic politicians of whom I speak, and who formed by far the
+majority in that class, made disadvantageous comparisons even between
+their more legal and formalising monarchy, and the monarchies of other
+states, as a system of power and influence. They observed that France
+not only lost ground herself, but, through the languor and
+unsteadiness of her pursuits, and from her aiming through commerce at
+naval force which she never could attain without losing more on one
+side than she could gain on the other, that three great powers, each
+of them (as military states) capable of balancing her, had grown up on
+the continent. Russia and Prussia had been created almost within
+memory; and Austria, though not a new power, and even curtailed in
+territory, was, by the very collision in which she lost that
+territory, greatly improved in her military discipline and force.
+During the reign of Maria Theresa the interior economy of the country
+was made more to correspond with the support of great armies than
+formerly it had been. As to Prussia, a merely military power, they
+observed that one war had enriched her with as considerable a conquest
+as France had acquired in centuries. Russia had broken the Turkish
+power by which Austria might be, as formerly she had been, balanced in
+favour of France. They felt it with pain, that the two northern powers
+of Sweden and Denmark were in general under the sway of Russia; or
+that, at best, France kept up a very doubtful conflict, with many
+fluctuations of fortune, and at an enormous expense, in Sweden. In
+Holland, the French party seemed, if not extinguished, at least
+utterly obscured, and kept under by a stadtholder, leaning for support
+sometimes on Great Britain, sometimes on Prussia, sometimes on both,
+never on France. Even the spreading of the Bourbon family had become
+merely a family accommodation; and had little effect on the national
+politics. This alliance, they said, extinguished Spain by destroying
+all its energy, without adding anything to the real power of France in
+the accession of the forces of its great rival. In Italy, the same
+family accommodation, the same national insignificance, were equally
+visible. What cure for the radical weakness of the French monarchy, to
+which all the means which wit could devise, or nature and fortune
+could bestow, towards universal empire, was not of force to give life,
+or vigour, or consistency,--but in a Republic? Out the word came; and
+it never went back.
+
+Whether they reasoned, right or wrong, or that there was some mixture
+of right and wrong in their reasoning, I am sure, that in this manner
+they felt and reasoned. The different effects of a great military and
+ambitious republic, and of a monarchy of the same description, were
+constantly in their mouths. The principle was ready to operate when
+opportunities should offer, which few of them indeed foresaw in the
+extent in which they were afterwards presented; but these
+opportunities, in some degree or other, they all ardently wished for.
+
+When I was in Paris in 1773, the treaty of 1756 between Austria and
+France was deplored as a national calamity; because it united France
+in friendship with a power at whose expense alone they could hope any
+continental aggrandisement. When the first partition of Poland was
+made, in which France had no share, and which had further aggrandised
+every one of the three powers of which they were most jealous, I found
+them in a perfect phrensy of rage and indignation: not that they were
+hurt at the shocking and uncoloured violence and injustice of that
+partition, but at the debility, improvidence, and want of activity, in
+their government, in not preventing it as a means of aggrandisement to
+their rivals, or in not contriving, by exchanges of some kind or
+other, to obtain their share of advantage from that robbery.
+
+In that or nearly in that state of things and of opinions, came the
+Austrian match; which promised to draw the knot, as afterwards in
+effect it did, still more closely between the old rival houses. This
+added exceedingly to their hatred and contempt of their monarchy. It
+was for this reason that the late glorious queen, who on all accounts
+was formed to produce general love and admiration, and whose life was
+as mild and beneficent as her death was beyond example great and
+heroic, became so very soon and so very much the object of an
+implacable rancour, never to be extinguished but in her blood. When I
+wrote my letter in answer to M. de Menonville, in the beginning of
+January, 1791, I had good reason for thinking that this description of
+revolutionists did not so early nor so steadily point their murderous
+designs at the martyr king as at the royal heroine. It was accident,
+and the momentary depression of that part of the faction, that gave to
+the husband the happy priority in death.
+
+From this their restless desire of an over-ruling influence, they bent
+a very great part of their designs and efforts to revive the old
+French party, which was a democratic party in Holland, and to make a
+revolution there. They were happy at the troubles which the singular
+imprudence of Joseph the Second had stirred up in the Austrian
+Netherlands. They rejoiced when they saw him irritate his subjects,
+profess philosophy, send away the Dutch garrisons, and dismantle his
+fortifications. As to Holland, they never forgave either the king or
+the ministry, for suffering that object, which they justly looked on
+as principal in their design of reducing the power of England, to
+escape out of their hands. This was the true secret of the commercial
+treaty, made, on their part, against all the old rules and principles
+of commerce, with a view of diverting the English nation, by a pursuit
+of immediate profit, from an attention to the progress of France in
+its designs upon that republic. The system of the economists, which
+led to the general opening of commerce, facilitated that treaty, but
+did not produce it. They were in despair when they found that by the
+vigour of Mr. Pitt, supported in this point by Mr. Fox and the
+opposition, the object to which they had sacrificed their manufactures
+was lost to their ambition.
+
+This eager desire of raising France from the condition into which she
+had fallen, as they conceived, from her monarchical imbecility, had
+been the main-spring of their precedent interference in that unhappy
+American quarrel, the bad effects of which to this nation have not, as
+yet, fully disclosed themselves. These sentiments had been long
+lurking in their breasts, though their views were only discovered now
+and then, in heat and as by escapes; but on this occasion they
+exploded suddenly. They were professed with ostentation and propagated
+with zeal. These sentiments were not produced, as some think, by
+their American alliance. The American alliance was produced by their
+republican principles and republican policy. This new relation
+undoubtedly did much. The discourses and cabals that it produced, the
+intercourse that it established, and, above all, the example, which
+made it seem practicable to establish a republic in a great extent of
+country, finished the work, and gave to that part of the revolutionary
+faction a degree of strength which required other energies than the
+late king possessed, to resist, or even to restrain. It spread
+everywhere; but it was nowhere more prevalent than in the heart of the
+court. The palace of Versailles, by its language, seemed a forum of
+democracy. To have pointed out to most of those politicians, from
+their dispositions and movements, what has since happened, the fall of
+their own monarchy, of their own laws, of their own religion, would
+have been to furnish a motive the more for pushing forward a system on
+which they considered all these things as encumbrances. Such in truth
+they were. And we have seen them succeed not only in the destruction
+of their monarchy, but in all the objects of ambition that they
+proposed from that destruction. When I contemplate the scheme on which
+France is formed, and when I compare it with these systems, with which
+it is, and ever must be, in conflict, those things which seem as
+defects in her polity are the very things which make me tremble. The
+states of the Christian world have grown up to their present
+magnitude in a great length of time, and by a great variety of
+accidents. They have been improved to what we see them with greater or
+less degrees of felicity and skill. Not one of them has been formed
+upon a regular plan or with any unity of design. As their
+constitutions are not systematical, they have not been directed to any
+_peculiar_ end, eminently distinguished, and superseding every other.
+The objects which they embrace are of the greatest possible variety,
+and have become in a manner infinite. In all these old countries the
+state has been made to the people, and not the people conformed to the
+state. Every state has pursued not only every sort of social
+advantage, but it has cultivated the welfare of every individual. His
+wants, his wishes, even his tastes, have been consulted. This
+comprehensive scheme virtually produced a degree of personal liberty
+in forms the most adverse to it. That liberty was found, under
+monarchies styled absolute, in a degree unknown to the ancient
+commonwealths. From hence the powers of all our modern states meet, in
+all their movements, with some obstruction. It is therefore no wonder,
+that, when these states are to be considered as machines to operate
+for some one great end, this dissipated and balanced force is not
+easily concentred, or made to bear with the whole force of the nation
+upon one point.
+
+The British state is, without question, that which pursues the
+greatest variety of ends, and is the least disposed to sacrifice any
+one of them to another, or to the whole. It aims at taking in the
+entire circle of human desires, and securing for them their fair
+enjoyment. Our legislature has been ever closely connected, in its
+most efficient part, with individual feeling, and individual interest.
+Personal liberty, the most lively of these feelings and the most
+important of these interests, which in other European countries has
+rather arisen from the system of manners and the habitudes of life
+than from the laws of the state, (in which it flourished more from
+neglect than attention,) in England has been a direct object of
+government.
+
+On this principle England would be the weakest power in the whole
+system. Fortunately, however, the great riches of this kingdom,
+arising from a variety of causes, and the disposition of the people,
+which is as great to spend as to accumulate, has easily afforded a
+disposable surplus that gives a mighty momentum to the state. This
+difficulty, with these advantages to overcome it, has called forth the
+talents of the English financiers, who, by the surplus of industry
+poured out by prodigality, have outdone everything which has been
+accomplished in other nations. The present minister has outdone his
+predecessors; and, as a minister of revenue, is far above my power of
+praise. But still there are cases in which England feels more than
+several others (though they all feel) the perplexity of an immense
+body of balanced advantages, and of individual demands, and of some
+irregularity in the whole mass.
+
+France differs essentially from all those governments, which are
+formed without system, which exist by habit, and which are confused
+with the multitude, and with the complexity of their pursuits. What
+now stands as government in France is struck out at a heat. The design
+is wicked, immoral, impious, oppressive; but it is spirited and
+daring; it is systematic; it is simple in its principle; it has unity
+and consistency in perfection. In that country entirely to cut off a
+branch of commerce, to extinguish a manufacture, to destroy the
+circulation of money, to violate credit, to suspend the course of
+agriculture, even to burn a city, or to lay waste a province of their
+own, does not cost them a moment's anxiety. To them the will, the
+wish, the want, the liberty, the toil, the blood of individuals, is as
+nothing. Individuality is left out of their scheme of government. The
+state is all in all. Everything is referred to the production of
+force; afterwards, everything is trusted to the use of it. It is
+military in its principle, in its maxims, in its spirit, and in all
+its movements. The state has dominion and conquest for its sole
+objects; dominion over minds by proselytism, over bodies by arms.
+
+Thus constituted, with an immense body of natural means which are
+lessened in their amount only to be increased in their effect, France
+has, since the accomplishment of the Revolution, a complete unity in
+its direction. It has destroyed every resource of the state which
+depends upon opinion and the good-will of individuals. The riches of
+convention disappear. The advantages of nature in some measure remain:
+even these, I admit, are astonishingly lessened; the command over what
+remains is complete and absolute. We go about asking when assignats
+will expire, and we laugh at the last price of them. But what
+signifies the fate of those tickets of despotism? The despotism will
+find despotic means of supply. They have found the short cut to the
+productions of nature, while others, in pursuit of them, are obliged
+to wind through the labyrinth of a very intricate state of society.
+They seize upon the fruit of the labour; they seize upon the labourer
+himself. Were France but half of what it is in population, in
+compactness, in applicability of its force, situated as it is, and
+being what it is, it would be too strong for most of the states of
+Europe, constituted as they are, and proceeding as they proceed. Would
+it be wise to estimate what the world of Europe, as well as the world
+of Asia, had to dread from Genghiz Khân, upon a contemplation of the
+resources of the cold and barren spot in the remotest Tartary, from
+whence first issued that scourge of the human race? Ought we to judge
+from the excise and stamp duties of the rocks, or from the paper
+circulation of the sands of Arabia, the power by which Mahomet and his
+tribes laid hold at once on the two most powerful empires of the
+world; beat one of them totally to the ground, broke to pieces the
+other, and, in not much longer space of time than I have lived,
+overturned governments, laws, manners, religion, and extended an
+empire from the Indus to the Pyrenees?
+
+Material resources never have supplied, nor ever can supply, the want
+of unity in design, and constancy in pursuit. But unity in design, and
+perseverance and boldness in pursuit, have never wanted resources, and
+never will. We have not considered as we ought the dreadful energy of
+a state in which the property has nothing to do with the government.
+Reflect, my dear Sir, reflect again and again, on a government, in
+which the property is in complete subjection, and where nothing rules
+but the mind of desperate men. The condition of a commonwealth not
+governed by its property was a combination of things which the learned
+and ingenious speculator Harrington, who has tossed about society into
+all forms, never could imagine to be possible. We have seen it; the
+world has felt it; and if the world will shut their eyes to this state
+of things, they will feel it more. The rulers there have found their
+resources in crimes. The discovery is dreadful; the mine exhaustless.
+They have everything to gain, and they have nothing to lose. They have
+a boundless inheritance in hope; and there is no medium for them,
+betwixt the highest elevation, and death with infamy. Never can they,
+who; from the miserable servitude of the desk, have been raised to
+empire, again submit to the bondage of a starving bureau, or the
+profit of copying music, or writing plaidoyers by the sheet. It has
+made me often smile in bitterness, when I have heard talk of an
+indemnity to such men, provided they return to their allegiance.
+
+From all this, what is my inference? It is, that this new system of
+robbery in France cannot be rendered safe by any art; that it _must_
+be destroyed, or that it will destroy all Europe; that to destroy that
+enemy, by some means or other, the force opposed to it should be made
+to bear some analogy and resemblance to the force and spirit which
+that system exerts; that war ought to be made against it, in its
+vulnerable parts. These are my inferences. In one word, with this
+republic nothing independent can co-exist The errors of Louis XVI.
+were more pardonable to prudence, than any of those of the same kind
+into which the allied courts may fall. They have the benefit of his
+dreadful example.
+
+The unhappy Louis XVI. was a man of the best intentions that probably
+ever reigned. He was by no means deficient in talents. He had a most
+laudable desire to supply by general reading, and even by the
+acquisition of elemental knowledge, an education in all points
+originally defective; but nobody told him, (and it was no wonder he
+should not himself divine it,) that the world of which he read, and
+the world in which he lived, were no longer the same. Desirous of
+doing everything for the best, fearful of cabal, distrusting his own
+judgment, he sought his ministers of all kinds upon public testimony.
+But as courts are the field for caballers, the public is the theatre
+for mountebanks and impostors. The cure for both those evils is in the
+discernment of the prince. But an accurate and penetrating discernment
+is what in a young prince could not be looked for.
+
+His conduct in its principle was not unwise; but, like most other of
+his well-meant designs, it failed in his hands. It failed partly from
+mere ill-fortune, to which speculators are rarely pleased to assign
+that very large share to which she is justly entitled in all human
+affairs. The failure, perhaps, in part was owing to his suffering his
+system to be vitiated and disturbed by those intrigues, which it is,
+humanly speaking, impossible wholly to prevent in courts, or indeed
+under any form of government. However, with these aberrations, he gave
+himself over to a succession of the statesmen of public opinion. In
+other things he thought that he might be a king on the terms of his
+predecessors. He was conscious of the purity of his heart and the
+general good tendency of his government. He flattered himself, as most
+men in his situation will, that he might consult his ease without
+danger to his safety. It is not at all wonderful that both he and his
+ministers, giving way abundantly in other respects to innovation,
+should take up in policy with the tradition of their monarchy. Under
+his ancestors the monarchy had subsisted, and even been strengthened,
+by the generation or support of republics. First, the Swiss republics
+grew under the guardianship of the French monarchy. The Dutch
+republics were hatched and cherished under the same incubation.
+Afterwards, a republican constitution was, under the influence of
+France, established in the empire against the pretensions of its
+chief. Even whilst the monarchy of France, by a series of wars and
+negotiations, and lastly by the treaties of Westphalia, had obtained
+the establishment of the Protestants in Germany as a law of the
+empire, the same monarchy under Louis XIII. had force enough to
+destroy the republican system of the Protestants at home.
+
+Louis XVI. was a diligent reader of history. But the very lamp of
+prudence blinded him. The guide of human life led him astray. A silent
+revolution in the moral world preceded the political, and prepared it.
+It became of more importance than ever what examples were given, and
+what measures were adopted. Their causes no longer lurked in the
+recesses of cabinets, or in the private conspiracies of the factious.
+They were no longer to be controlled by the force and influence of the
+grandees, who formerly had been able to stir up troubles by their
+discontents, and to quiet them by their corruption. The chain of
+subordination, even in cabal and sedition, was broken in its most
+important links. It was no longer the great and the populace. Other
+interests were formed, other dependencies, other connexions, other
+communications. The middle classes had swelled far beyond their former
+proportion. Like whatever is the most effectively rich and great in
+society, these classes became the seat of all the active politics; and
+the preponderating weight to decide on them. There were all the
+energies by which fortune is acquired; there the consequence of their
+success. There were all the talents which assert their pretensions,
+and are impatient of the place which settled society prescribes to
+them. These descriptions had got between the great and the populace;
+and the influence on the lower classes was with them. The spirit of
+ambition had taken possession of this class as violently as ever it
+had done of any other. They felt the importance of this situation. The
+correspondence of the monied and the mercantile world, the literary
+intercourse of academies, but, above all, the press, of which they
+had in a manner entire possession, made a kind of electric
+communication everywhere. The press in reality has made every
+government, in its spirit, almost democratic. Without it the great,
+the first movements in this Revolution could not, perhaps, have been
+given. But the spirit of ambition, now for the first time connected
+with the spirit of speculation, was not to be restrained at will.
+There was no longer any means of arresting a principle in its course.
+When Louis XVI., under the influence of the enemies to monarchy, meant
+to found but one republic, he set up two. When he meant to take away
+half the crown of his neighbour, he lost the whole of his own. Louis
+XVI. could not with impunity countenance a new republic: yet between
+his throne and that dangerous lodgment for an enemy, which he had
+erected, he had the whole Atlantic for a ditch. He had for an out-work
+the English nation itself, friendly to liberty, adverse to that mode
+of it. He was surrounded by a rampart of monarchies, most of them
+allied to him, and generally under his influence. Yet even thus
+secured, a republic erected under his auspices, and dependent on his
+power, became fatal to his throne. The very money which he had lent to
+support this republic, by a good faith, which to him operated as
+perfidy, was punctually paid to his enemies, and became a resource in
+the hands of his assassins.
+
+With this example before their eyes, do any ministers in England, do
+any ministers in Austria, really flatter themselves that they can
+erect, not on the remote shores of the Atlantic, but in their view, in
+their vicinity, in absolute contact with one of them, not a commercial
+but a martial republic--a republic not of simple husbandmen or
+fishermen, but of intriguers, and of warriors--a republic of a
+character the most restless, the most enterprising, the most impious,
+the most fierce and bloody, the most hypocritical and perfidious, the
+most bold and daring, that ever has been seen, or indeed that can be
+conceived to exist, without bringing on their own certain ruin?
+
+Such is the republic to which we are going to give a place in
+civilised fellowship: the republic, which, with joint consent, we are
+going to establish in the centre of Europe, in a post that overlooks
+and commands every other state, and which eminently confronts and
+menaces this kingdom.
+
+You cannot fail to observe that I speak as if the allied powers were
+actually consenting, and not compelled by events to the establishment
+of this faction in France. The words have not escaped me. You will
+hereafter naturally expect that I should make them good. But whether
+in adopting this measure we are madly active, or weakly passive, or
+pusillanimously panic struck, the effects will be the same. You may
+call this faction, which has eradicated the monarchy,--expelled the
+proprietary, persecuted religion, and trampled upon law,--you may call
+this France if you please: but of the ancient France nothing remains
+but its central geography; its iron frontier; its spirit of ambition;
+its audacity of enterprise; its perplexing intrigue. These, and these
+alone, remain: and they remain heightened in their principle and
+augmented in their means. All the former correctives, whether of
+virtue or of weakness, which existed in the old monarchy, are gone. No
+single new corrective is to be found in the whole body of the new
+institutions. How should such a thing be found there, when everything
+has been chosen with care and selection to forward all those ambitious
+designs and dispositions, not to control them? The whole is a body of
+ways and means for the supply of dominion, without one heterogeneous
+particle in it.
+
+Here I suffer you to breathe, and leave to your meditation what has
+occurred to me on the _genius and character_ of the French Revolution.
+From having this before us, we may be better able to determine on the
+first question I proposed, that is, how far nations, called foreign,
+are likely to be affected with the system established within that
+territory. I intended to proceed next on the question of her
+facilities, from _the internal state of other nations, and
+particularly of this_, for obtaining her ends: but I ought to be
+aware that my notions are controverted.--I mean, therefore, in my next
+letter, to take notice of what, in that way, has been recommended to
+me as the most deserving of notice. In the examination of those
+pieces, I shall have occasion to discuss some others of the topics to
+which I have called your attention. You know that the letters which I
+now send to the press, as well as a part of what is to follow, have
+been in their substance long since written. A circumstance which your
+partiality alone could make of importance to you, but which to the
+public is of no importance at all, retarded their appearance. The late
+events which press upon us obliged me to make some additions; but no
+substantial change in the matter.
+
+This discussion, my friend, will be long. But the matter is serious;
+and if ever the fate of the world could be truly said to depend on a
+particular measure, it is upon this peace. For the present, farewell.
+
+
+
+
+V.--'PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS'
+
+BY SYDNEY SMITH
+
+(LETTERS II., VI., VII., IX.)
+
+
+(_The pamphleteering spirit is strong in almost all Sydney Smith's
+'Contributions to the _Edinburgh Review_,' but the form and subjects
+of those contributions exclude them here. Of his two great pamphlet
+issues proper, _Peter Plymley's Letters_ and those _To Archdeacon
+Singleton_, the former are, though perhaps of less polished and
+perfect wit than the latter, more distinctly political, and have more
+of that _diable au corps_ which Voltaire considered necessary to
+success in the arts. They have also the advantage that, while the
+_Letters to Archdeacon Singleton_, though not an avowed recantation,
+are in the nature of a palinode--always an awkward thing--_Plymley_ is
+frankly and confidently, not to say wantonly, aggressive. These
+_Letters_, ten in number, were written just after the fall of the
+mainly Whig Ministry of 'All the Talents,' to which Sydney had been
+indebted for his preferment of Foston, and which lost its position
+not least owing to its intended support of the 'Catholic' claims.
+Those claims were not admitted for twenty years later; and Sydney's
+advocacy of them was regarded as a little too exuberant by some even
+of his own party. But there is no doubt that the _Letters_ had a great
+influence in laughing if not in arguing sections of the public round
+to the Emancipation side._)
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+Dear Abraham--The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no
+law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no
+such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in the
+interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality of
+taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an oath
+"against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man
+to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck," etc., etc., etc., and every other
+animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers would take care
+to enumerate. Now this oath I am sure you would rather die than take;
+and so the Catholic is excluded from Parliament because he will not
+swear that he disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion! The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your answer
+is that he does not respect oaths. Then why subject him to the test of
+oaths? The oaths keep him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects
+them. Turn which way you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the
+Catholic is bound by religious obligations as you are; but no eel in
+the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned,
+ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is
+compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.
+
+I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will
+induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several
+severe bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will
+have the decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the
+fact, the committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.
+Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to
+inform you, that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction,
+the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic
+universities were taken as to the right of the Pope to interfere in
+the temporal concerns of any country. The answer cannot possibly leave
+the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr.
+Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at
+the very moment the question were put to him. To this answer might be
+added also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics
+in Great Britain.
+
+I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of
+their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by
+mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing
+who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the
+head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church
+of Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed
+Churches? or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this
+almost nominal dignity?
+
+The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics
+out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or
+improve Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments
+of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C----'s sisters enjoy
+pensions more than sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of
+the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the
+barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.
+
+Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who,
+if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the power of
+France, and if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in
+three years render its existence as an independent nation absolutely
+impossible. You speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to
+know when the Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche
+was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts
+of the Jesuits, were half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons
+forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may
+be converted to holy water and Catholic nonsense. They never see that,
+while they are saving these venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland
+may be lost, England broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all
+its deans, prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the
+vortex of oblivion.
+
+Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its
+present strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured
+Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five millions of
+people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000
+houses, and there is no kind of question that there were about 50,000
+houses omitted in that return. Taking, however, only the number
+returned for the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a
+very small average for a potato-fed people), this brings the
+population to 4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown
+from the clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it),
+that Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every possible
+deduction for _existing circumstances, just and necessary wars,
+monstrous and unnatural rebellions_, and all other sources of human
+destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are Protestants; and
+the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical
+to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping--admirable engines of policy as they must be
+considered to be--will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang
+over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to
+give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!
+
+What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?--Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than
+twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the
+other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you
+mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do
+you mean that a Catholic general would march his army into the House
+of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that
+the theological writers would become all of a sudden more acute or
+more learned, if the present civil incapacities were removed? Do you
+fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or your person, or the
+English Constitution? Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state it. Every
+one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a stupid general
+panic, which, when called on, he is utterly incapable of explaining.
+Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they are--you cannot get
+rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful place for
+stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them
+to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they
+would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and
+ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect
+them? They are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to
+be done is obvious to every human being--but to that man who, instead
+of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our
+children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam
+and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.
+
+A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen
+in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes ... I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you
+live shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic ... I do not persecute! What barbarous
+nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily
+pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by
+saying, You shall not enjoy--as by saying, You shall suffer. The
+English, I believe, are as truly religious as any nation in Europe: I
+know no greater blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its
+train, that any villain who will bawl out, '_The Church is in
+danger!_' may get a place and a good pension; and that any
+administration who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into
+power who, at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be
+hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not all religion; it
+is, in great part, the narrow and exclusive spirit which delights to
+keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from other human
+beings. 'Your religion has always been degraded; you are in the dust,
+and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less the
+possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.' You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham
+or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they
+secure to her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her
+neighbours want it:--a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a
+priest; venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical
+and execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.
+
+You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write--I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest
+of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval,
+and kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must
+always be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the
+domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed for the veal of the
+preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his country.
+
+The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we
+are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that the
+Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the feelings of
+men, and entitled to all their rights. But instead of this wise and
+prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual precipitation, brings
+forward a bill in their favour, without offering the slightest proof
+to the country that they were anything more than horses and oxen. The
+person who shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the
+precaution to write up--_Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped_, so his Lordship might have said--_Allowed by the bench of
+Bishops to be real human creatures_.... I could write you twenty
+letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are you.
+Our friendship is now of forty years' standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry
+to see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions
+of Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord
+Grenville, and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if
+I abhor ... it is because I know there is but one man among them who
+is not laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country,
+and that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before the
+breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty with them
+for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he
+would have been now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead
+of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+Dear Abraham--What amuses me the most is to hear of the _indulgences_
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me that a
+man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole
+of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him so much
+in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution,
+a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.
+
+There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one
+day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense:
+by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call
+the wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the
+streets, about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the
+fourth street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs,
+and compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves
+with beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted
+street, though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were
+treated precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom;
+and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most
+sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual
+dinner. The village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing
+could induce them to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a
+disbeliever in Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who
+wished to succeed in his election had nothing to do but to represent
+his antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to
+be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that their
+oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be just.
+At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed to sit
+upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at last, after
+a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to ask, in pretty
+plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at the bottom of the
+table, and to fill their bellies as well as the rest. Forthwith a
+general cry of shame and scandal: 'Ten years ago, were you not laid
+upon your backs? Don't you remember what a great thing you thought it
+to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese parings?
+Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the manor
+interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And now,
+with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too
+plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest,
+and be indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half
+a dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been
+thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and
+carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and
+water in incredible quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are
+ours; and if you were not the most restless and dissatisfied of human
+beings, you would never think of aspiring to enjoy them.'
+
+Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an
+inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of
+justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere
+in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share
+of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents,
+let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull out all the
+pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has filched from the public
+feast, to carry home to his wife and children.
+
+You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country
+to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession
+was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that
+was granted? What did she ever demand that was not refused? How did
+she get her Mutiny Bill--a limited Parliament--a repeal of Poyning's
+Law--a constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her
+fears. When Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her
+petitions were rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she
+demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted
+with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the Irish. He
+himself was the organ of these refusals. As secretary to the Lord
+Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny of this country passed
+through his hands. Ask him if he remembers the consequences. Ask him
+if he has forgotten that memorable evening when he came down booted
+and mantled to the House of Commons, when he told the House he was
+about to set off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if
+he did not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country. The present generation have
+forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know, hasty and
+undignified as the submission of England then was, that Lord Auckland
+was right, that the delay of a single day might very probably have
+separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission and fear are
+galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the greater; but
+it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural consequence of
+injustice, it is the predicament in which every country places itself
+which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No
+empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength
+of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the
+volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant
+pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying
+such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints,
+that parties will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam
+Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike
+employed in teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and
+dignity when Ireland was strong. We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?
+
+You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless
+squire, and from the thriving English shopkeeper, who has never felt
+the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about
+your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with
+you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a
+vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and
+engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the
+world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face
+of the globe, containing five millions of human creatures, would be
+one of the most solid advantages which could happen to this country. I
+doubt very much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been
+lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered
+countries the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as
+the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a recently
+conquered people. Why will you attribute the turbulence of our people
+to any cause but the right--to any cause but your own scandalous
+oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly,
+is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and worried a
+mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he
+sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend upon it,
+whole nations have always some reason for their hatred. Before you
+refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals?
+Have you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion?
+Have you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all
+this. What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of
+the country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and manufactures
+slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish
+bear to you is the result of an original turbulence of character, and
+of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.
+The embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is there
+any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ Church)
+which could make it credible to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is
+not a 'ha'porth of bread to all this sugar and sack.' I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague. The only
+opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that which they
+entertain of each other. I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and
+the unbalanced accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils
+of this new ignorance:--
+
+ Nonne fuit satiùs, tristes Amaryllidis iras
+ Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?
+ Quamvis ille _niger_?
+
+In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition
+sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or
+private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me,
+justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and
+for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we are
+called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the state of the
+world never remind us that we have four millions of subjects whose
+injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections we ought to
+conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us to lay aside our
+infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who acknowledges a God, and can
+grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this administration that they
+might virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of protecting Ireland but
+by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by making the earth
+a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have supplanted would have
+done. They would have rendered the invasion of Ireland impossible, by
+restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have
+acted in such a manner that the French would neither have wished for
+invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased the
+permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they
+are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate
+all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose
+some of the worst passions of our nature--to plunder and to oppress is
+to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for
+ever blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of
+Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the
+power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every
+principle of morals from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the
+expedition itself cost you three times more than the value of the
+larcenous matter brought away. The French trample on the laws of God
+and man, not for old cordage, but for kingdoms, and always take care
+to be well paid for their crimes. We contrive, under the present
+administration, to unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to
+grow weaker and worse by the same action. If they had any evidence of
+the intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced? Why have
+the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an indignation against this
+country beyond the reach of all subsequent information? Are these
+times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a year of universal
+hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost
+character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the
+Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose?
+Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that the
+dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French
+knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me
+a very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not
+acting from fear is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but
+fear, I should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our
+constitution proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done
+to large masses of mankind from any other motive. By what other
+motives can the plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be
+governed in their intercourse _with each other_? If I say, Give this
+people what they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten
+people to listen to me? Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons be
+the first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the
+mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to conceed anything
+to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their present
+just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the said
+Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might
+retard our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition
+should be instantly complied with. Canning's crocodile tears should
+not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him
+in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+Dear Abraham--In the correspondence which is passing between us, you
+are perpetually alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to
+the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion
+and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have
+listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I have
+used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it
+appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without
+perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and serious
+qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence of a great
+country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and works for
+sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does
+not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting, paragraph-writing
+man, and that he will remain to his dying day. When he is jocular he
+is strong, when he is serious he is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary
+person is a match for him: a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque
+ode, an attack in the newspaper upon Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of
+twenty minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success in
+provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall Mall in
+the morning; these are your friend's natural weapons; all these things
+he can do: here I allow him to be truly great; nay, I will be just,
+and go still further, if he would confine himself to these things, and
+consider the _facete_ and the playful to be the basis of his
+character, he would, for that species of man, be universally regarded
+as a person of a very good understanding; call him a legislator, a
+reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it
+seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner
+out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit. After George
+Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for this
+half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as
+well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of
+Ireland by the resources of his _sense_ and his _discretion_. It is
+only the public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me
+or induces me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody
+cares about the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get
+there? Nor do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of
+utility, as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke for fear it
+should flood a province.
+
+The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but
+a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there
+is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too
+much property and too much character to lose, not to wait for some
+very favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is the most
+mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no loyalty among
+the Catholics: they detest you as their worst oppressors, and they
+will continue to detest you till you remove the cause of their hatred.
+It is in your power in six months' time to produce a total revolution
+of opinions among this people; and in some future letter I will show
+you that this is clearly the case. At present, see what a dreadful
+state Ireland is in. The common toast among the low Irish is, the
+feast of the _passover_. Some allusion to _Bonaparte_, in a play
+lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of applause from the pit and
+the galleries; and a politician should not be inattentive to the
+public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has
+disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has
+resigned a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the
+lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly
+visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a
+knife and fork, the odious vigour of the _evangelical_ Perceval--acts
+of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you from the
+hatred of four millions of people--the guarding yourselves from
+universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little cunning
+of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the eternal
+basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which
+nations are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it can be
+healthy without air. I sicken at such policy and such men. The fact
+is, the Ministers know nothing about the present state of Ireland; Mr.
+Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a few general
+officers, who take care, of course, to report what is pleasant rather
+than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon
+neutral flags and frauds, jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon
+northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of
+the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the
+
+ "_Bourn_ from whom no traveller returns."
+
+The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I _believe_, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become
+so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps
+be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure
+from the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops
+into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above
+three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen
+harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force for the
+powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours is not two
+days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a fair leading
+wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the line, for so very
+short a passage, might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon
+and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable harbours,
+and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading ships may be forced to
+come home for provisions and repairs, or they may be blown off in a
+gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own coast; and you
+will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in the British
+Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for the
+invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the people
+huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day
+to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom--if
+the wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from
+the other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount Ætna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding upon
+their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-injured
+name, of heaven, what is it all for that we expose ourselves to these
+dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that we may acquire
+more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we have already
+acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of Irishmen may
+torture another set of Irishmen--that Sir Phelim O'Callaghan may
+continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door neighbour, and
+continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures
+which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling. Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth
+in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is
+come out against thee, and thou shall be laid low by a joker of jokes,
+and he shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shall be no
+more!
+
+You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but
+there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you
+think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do
+you suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets--it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at present
+the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and
+yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.
+Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of
+our ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power of
+resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved. If
+experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course
+of this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in
+spite of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention
+those cases where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships
+of the line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest,
+without having seen an English ship in their passage. It blew a storm
+when they were off shore, and therefore England still continues to be
+an independent kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the
+French fleet sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising
+off there with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his fleet
+was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several days
+could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys, totally
+unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport, at the
+change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got safe back
+to Brest, without having seen a single one of those floating bulwarks,
+the possession of which we believe will enable us with impunity to set
+justice and common sense at defiance. Such is the miserable and
+precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people who put their trust in
+hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August, 1798, three forty-gun
+frigates landed 1100 men under Humbert, making the passage from
+Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with 2000
+troops; and though they did not land their troops they returned to
+France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-battle ship, eight
+stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached the
+coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.
+
+If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments,
+did make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this _précis_
+of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised
+from the ranks, put to rout a select army of 6000 men, commanded by
+General Lake, seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced
+150 miles into a country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and
+at last surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely
+and cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him. You must excuse these details about
+Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects the most
+important. If we conciliate Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do
+not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally
+set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his
+rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle
+of our useless expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council. Let the present administration give up
+but this one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to
+grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb
+of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and
+truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George Canning,
+but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a white horse,
+and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to the
+statesman who hath written 'The Needy Knife-Grinder,' and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again;
+it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.
+
+
+LETTER IX.
+
+Dear Abraham--No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary
+of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy,
+Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Gustos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's Secretary, Privy Councillor,
+King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in
+Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin,
+Postmaster-General, Master and Lieutenant-General of Ordnance,
+Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor,
+Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a
+Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no
+priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to obtain
+that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic jurors is made
+higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient
+rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath
+prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics,
+I know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be
+(I allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of
+Catholics were contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or
+pall-bearers to the country; but surely no man will contend that every
+barrister may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne
+Judge; and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.
+
+One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics in
+the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices are
+inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country, if a
+man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord, and
+with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length of
+saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no doubt
+that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable
+breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel. I can
+easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I blame
+the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable tenor
+of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments of
+mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot
+describe to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a
+statesman, defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman
+with treason, and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.
+
+I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the
+church--and how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the
+glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because
+he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in new sashes.
+
+The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have
+a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. 'You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to
+your house. You do my job, and I will do yours.' These are the sweet
+and interesting subjects which occasionally occupy Milesian gentlemen
+while they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there
+is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly
+gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who
+believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one
+yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public, and that
+nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner. This will give pleasure to Mr.
+Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal to the
+justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson. I ask him if the
+human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than to see its
+own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many
+dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from
+the laws by which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at
+human nature: what is the history of all professions? Joel is to be
+brought up to the bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his
+being Chancellor? Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in that situation, and of cutting out with
+their own hands his equity habiliments? And I could name a certain
+minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much
+differ from these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers
+of the holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case, that
+the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;--but I will
+venture to say there is not a parent from the Giant's Causeway to
+Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the unfortunate
+victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of positive law could
+prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to the highest
+honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in fact, few
+are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty
+Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and, let
+me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own
+rank which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+_Anti-Jacobin_, to managing the affairs of Europe--these are leaps
+which seem to justify the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.
+
+I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength and industry
+of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of
+Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I
+have often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws
+against the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have
+neither the benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which
+prevented the Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed;
+every law which can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult
+the Catholics you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give
+them strength, you should have ceased to insult them--at present your
+conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says, 'We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part
+from this oppression they began to be disaffected.' This is very true;
+but it proves just what I have said, that you have either done too
+much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so
+depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with their
+ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs free!
+
+You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, and had no more agency in
+the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled--there are four Catholics at work for
+one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one Episcopalian. Of
+course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears to Protestant
+wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the Catholics. I
+have already told you what their purchases of land were the last year:
+since that period I have been at some pains to find out the actual
+state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to
+arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2000 Catholics in Ireland possessing an income of
+£500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two, three, and
+four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per
+annum:--and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for whose
+conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do
+if I saw blood flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and
+have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no
+more.
+
+I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in
+the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used
+ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop
+of their blood. I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw in all
+this as much to admire as to blame. It was a species of affection,
+however, which reminded me very forcibly of the attachment displayed
+by the servants of the Russian ambassador at the beginning of the last
+century. His Excellency happened to fall down in a kind of apoplectic
+fit, when he was paying a morning visit in the house of an
+acquaintance. The confusion was of course very great, and messengers
+were despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately blooded, and
+prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation: the barbarous
+servants of the embassy, who were there in great numbers, no sooner
+saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their master with a
+sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put themselves
+in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, 'that they
+would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury: he
+had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.' By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection,
+was, after much difficulty, restored to life.
+
+There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of parliament
+in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a very great
+proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will
+be found to influence votes more than property, and the greater part
+of the 100 Irish members who are returned to parliament will be
+Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who are returned in
+England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical strength which every
+minister will be compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate
+by concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this moment subjected to
+every danger of this kind which you can possibly apprehend hereafter.
+If the spiritual interests of the voters are more powerful than their
+temporal interests, they can bind down their representatives to
+support any measures favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can
+change the objects of their choice till they have found Protestant
+members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If
+the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from
+uniting for a common political object, then danger you fear cannot
+exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the
+danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given to
+the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the
+seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must
+still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless
+aunt--when they fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they
+are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.
+
+How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness _to vest in his Majesty, either with
+the consent of the Pope, or without it if it cannot be obtained, the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy_. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests
+in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship
+are, to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to
+a labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum;
+this includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the
+priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when
+they apply to him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to
+celebrate divine service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays. In
+the northern district a priest gains from £30 to £50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from £60 to £90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about £400 per annum; the others from £300 to £350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at £100 per
+annum, 300 at £200 per annum, and 400 at £300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to £190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot £20,000 in unequal proportions, from £1000 to £500; and I
+would appropriate £40,000 more for the support of Catholic Schools,
+and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+£250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English _just and necessary wars_. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage
+in the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except
+Spencer Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the
+disaffection of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated
+bounty of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyola himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from £100 a year at Sligo, to £300 in
+Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants
+and landowners and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the
+tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses
+and the Percevals, and the 'dear and near relations,' put up to
+auction at thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.
+
+I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for
+the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to
+expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant
+brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath the bell of a neat parish
+church often summons to church only the parson and an occasionally
+conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics
+are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the
+storms of heaven. Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches, and
+depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners? I venerate a human being who starves for his principles,
+let them be what they may; but starving for anything is not at all to
+the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict principles, and good
+pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure
+for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.
+
+There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province, in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these
+tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or
+opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what
+Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered
+together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the country of the other
+three provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam
+they are sixty to one; in the parish of St. Mulins, diocese of
+Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and one Protestant; in the
+town of Grasgenamana, in the county of Kilkenny, there are between
+four and five hundred Catholic houses, and three Protestant houses. In
+the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it
+is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the
+proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by
+actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the diocese of
+Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These
+I give you as a few specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet
+there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils
+require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead
+can find none but the cautery and the knife.
+
+ ----'Omne per ignem
+ Excoquitur vitium.'
+
+I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own
+begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed;
+if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort--how awfully
+would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the
+cabins of the poor, brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is to
+persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the decision
+has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have wounds and
+shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources of the rulers of
+mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to govern in kindness and
+to found an empire upon the everlasting basis of justice and
+affection! But what do men call vigour? To let loose hussars and to
+bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and
+push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the _sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance_. The vigour I love consists in finding out wherein subjects
+are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper and genius of
+a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting proper persons
+to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and difficult
+task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vendée--and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval,
+is imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?
+
+
+
+
+VI.--'LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.'
+
+BY WILLIAM COBBETT
+
+
+(_Although Cobbett produced not a few political pamphlets in the
+strictest sense of the term, the infinitely greater part of his work
+is comprised during his earlier days in the volumes of _Peter
+Porcupine's Gazette_, during his later in those of the _Weekly
+Register_. This latter, however, he himself for a time actually
+entitled _The Weekly Political Pamphlet_, while he alluded to it under
+that name even at other times; and his whole work was imbued even more
+deeply than that of Defoe with the pamphlet character. I have selected
+two examples from the critical time when he was still exasperated by
+his imprisonment, and stung into fresh efforts by debt and the
+prospect of fresh difficulties. They exhibit in the most striking form
+all Cobbett's pet hatreds--of the unreformed Parliament, of paper
+money, of political economy, of potatoes, and of many other things.
+The first is the _Register_ of 2d November 1816, the first number of
+the cheapened form, which was sold at twopence, and so acquired the
+name of 'Twopenny Trash,' from a phrase of, as some say, Canning's,
+others Castlereagh's. The second is an early number of the papers
+written from America. They will, with the notes, explain themselves._)
+
+
+LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND, ON THE CAUSE OF THEIR PRESENT MISERIES; ON THE MEASURES
+WHICH HAVE PRODUCED THAT CAUSE; ON THE REMEDIES WHICH SOME FOOLISH AND
+SOME CRUEL AND INSOLENT MEN HAVE PROPOSED; AND ON THE LINE OF CONDUCT
+WHICH JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OUGHT TO PURSUE, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN
+EFFECTUAL RELIEF, AND TO ASSIST IN PROMOTING THE TRANQUILLITY AND
+RESTORING THE HAPPINESS OF THEIR COUNTRY.
+
+Friends And Fellow-countrymen--Whatever the pride of rank, of riches,
+or of scholarship may have induced some men to believe, or to affect
+to believe, the real strength and all the resources of a country ever
+have sprung and ever must spring from the _labour_ of its people; and
+hence it is that this nation, which is so small in numbers and so poor
+in climate and soil compared with many others, has, for many ages,
+been the most powerful nation in the world: it is the most
+industrious, the most laborious, and, therefore, the most powerful.
+Elegant dresses, superb furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and
+canals, fleet horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships,
+warehouses teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that
+fall under our view, are so many marks of national wealth and
+resources. But all these spring from _labour_. Without the journeyman
+and the labourer none of them could exist; without the assistance of
+their hands the country would be a wilderness, hardly worth the notice
+of an invader.
+
+As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country abound in
+resources, so it is the same class of men, who must, by their arms,
+secure its safety and uphold its fame. Titles and immense sums of
+money have been bestowed upon numerous Naval and Military Commanders.
+Without calling the justice of these in question, we may assert that
+the victories were obtained by _you_ and your fathers and brothers and
+sons, in co-operation with those Commanders, who, with _your_ aid,
+have done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid, would
+have been as impotent as children at the breast.
+
+With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with what
+indignation must you hear yourselves called the Populace, the Rabble,
+the Mob, the Swinish Multitude; and with what greater indignation, if
+possible, must you hear the projects of those cool and cruel and
+insolent men, who, now that you have been, without any fault of yours,
+brought into a state of misery, propose to narrow the limit of parish
+relief, to prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to
+thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never more to
+behold your parents or friends? But suppress your indignation, until
+we return to this topic, after we have considered the _cause_ of your
+present misery, and the measures which have produced that cause.
+
+The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation, as described
+by the very creatures of Government, is fast advancing to that period
+when an important change must take place. It is the lot of mankind
+that some shall labour with their limbs and others with their minds;
+and, on all occasions, more especially on an occasion like the
+present, it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of the
+former. We are all equally interested in the peace and happiness of
+our common country. It is of the utmost importance that, in the
+seeking to obtain these objects, our endeavours should be uniform, and
+tend all to the same point. Such an uniformity cannot exist without
+an uniformity of sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this
+latter uniformity amongst you is the object of this address.
+
+As to the cause of our present miseries, it is the enormous amount of
+the taxes which the Government compels us to pay for the support of
+its army, its placemen, its pensioners, etc., and for the payment of
+the interest of its debt. That this is the _real_ cause has been a
+thousand times proved; and it is now so acknowledged by the creatures
+of the Government themselves. Two hundred and five of the
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the
+country to taxation. Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the
+Pitt system, now declare that taxation has been the cause of our
+distress. Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of
+the country previous to the wars against France, we must see that our
+present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes then annually
+raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they amounted last year to
+seventy millions. The nation was then happy; it is now miserable.
+
+The writers and speakers who labour in the cause of corruption, have
+taken great pains to make the labouring classes believe that _they_
+are _not taxed_; that the taxes which are paid by the landlords,
+farmers, and tradesmen, do not affect you, the journeymen and
+labourers; and that the tax-makers have been very lenient towards
+you. But, I hope that you see to the bottom of these things now. You
+must be sensible that if all your employers were totally ruined in one
+day, you would be wholly without employment and without bread; and, of
+course, in whatever degree your employers are deprived of their means,
+they must withhold means from you. In America the most awkward common
+labourer receives five shillings a day, while provisions are cheaper
+in that country than in this. Here, a carter, boarded in the house,
+receives about seven pounds a year; in America, he receives about
+thirty pounds a year. What is it that makes this difference? Why, in
+America the whole of the taxes do not amount to more than about ten
+shillings a head upon the whole of the population; while in England
+they amount to nearly six pounds a head! _There_, a journeyman or
+labourer may support his family well, and save from thirty to sixty
+pounds a year: _here_, he amongst you is a lucky man, who can provide
+his family with food and with decent clothes to cover them, without
+any hope of possessing a penny in the days of sickness or of old age.
+_There_, the Chief Magistrate receives six thousand pounds a year;
+_here_, the civil list surpasses a million of pounds in amount, and as
+much is allowed to each of the Princesses in one year, as the chief
+magistrate of America receives in two years, though that country is
+nearly equal to this in population.
+
+A Mr. Preston, a lawyer of great eminence, and a great praiser of
+Pitt, has just published a pamphlet, in which is this remark: 'It
+should always be remembered, that the eighteen pounds a year paid to
+any placeman or pensioner, withdraws from the public the means of
+giving active employment to one individual as the head of a family;
+thus depriving five persons of the means of sustenance from the fruits
+of honest industry and active labour, and rendering them paupers.'
+Thus this supporter of Pitt acknowledges the great truth that the
+taxes are the cause of a people's poverty and misery and degradation.
+We did not stand in need of this acknowledgment; the fact has been
+clearly proved before; but it is good for us to see the friends and
+admirers of Pitt brought to make this confession.
+
+It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of question: 'If
+taxes be the cause of the people's misery, how comes it that they were
+not so miserable before the taxes were reduced as they are now?' Here
+is a fallacy which you will be careful to detect. I know that the
+taxes have been reduced; that is to say, _nominally_ reduced, but not
+so in fact; on the contrary, they have, in reality, been greatly
+augmented. This has been done by the sleight-of-hand of paper money.
+Suppose, for instance, that four years ago, I had a hundred pounds to
+pay in taxes, then a hundred and thirty bushels of wheat would have
+paid my share. If I have now seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it
+will require a hundred and ninety bushels of wheat to pay my share of
+taxes. Consequently, though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are,
+in reality, greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain
+of paper money. In 1812, the pound-note was worth only thirteen
+shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings. Therefore, when
+we now pay a pound-note to the tax-gatherer, we really pay him twenty
+shillings where we before paid him thirteen shillings; and the
+Landholders who lent pound-notes worth thirteen shillings each, are
+now paid their interest in pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the
+thing is come to what Sir Francis Burdett told the Parliament it would
+come to. He told them in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the
+interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper money equal in
+value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen must be ruined,
+and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the last stage of misery.
+
+Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes, under
+which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many of you down
+into the state of paupers, and which now threatens to deprive many of
+you of your existence. We next come to consider what have been the
+causes of this weight of taxes. Here we must go back a little in our
+history, and you will soon see that this intolerable weight has all
+proceeded from the want of a Parliamentary Reform.
+
+In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the throne, the
+annual interest of the Debt amounted to about five millions, and the
+whole of the taxes to about nine millions. But, soon after this, a war
+was entered on to compel the Americans to submit to be taxed by the
+Parliament, without being represented in that Parliament. The
+Americans triumphed, and, after the war was over, the annual interest
+of the Debt amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the
+taxes to about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the
+French people began their Revolution. The French people had so long
+been the slaves of a despotic government, that the friends of freedom
+in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause of Reform, which
+had never ceased to have supporters in England for a great many years,
+now acquired new life, and the Reformers urged the Parliament to grant
+reform, instead of going to war against the people of France. The
+Reformers said: 'Give the nation reform, and you need fear no
+revolution.' The Parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers,
+crushed them, and went to war against the people of France; and the
+consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the Debt now
+amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of the taxes, during
+each of the last several years, to seventy millions. So that these
+wars have ADDED thirty-six millions a year to the interest of the
+Debt, and fifty-five millions a year to the amount of the whole of
+the taxes! This is the price that we have paid for having checked (for
+it is only checked) the progress of liberty in France; for having
+forced upon that people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled
+another branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition,
+which Napoleon had put down.
+
+Since the restoration of the Bourbons and of the old Government of
+France has been, as far as possible, the grand result of the contest;
+since this has been the end of all our fightings and all our past
+sacrifices and present misery and degradation; let us see (for the
+inquiry is now very full of interest) what sort of Government that was
+which the French people had just destroyed, when our Government began
+its wars against that people.
+
+If, only twenty-eight years ago, any man in England had said that the
+Government of France was one that ought to be suffered to exist, he
+would have been hooted out of any company. It is notorious that that
+Government was a cruel despotism; and that we and our forefathers
+always called it such. This description of that Government is to be
+found in all our histories, in all our Parliamentary debates, in all
+our books on Government and politics. It is notorious, that the family
+of Bourbon has produced the most perfidious and bloody monsters that
+ever disgraced the human form. It is notorious that millions of
+Frenchmen have been butchered, and burnt, and driven into exile by
+their commands. It is recorded, even in the history of France, that
+one of them said that the putrid carcass of a Protestant smelt sweet
+to him. Even in these latter times, so late as the reign of Louis
+XIV., it is notorious that hundreds of thousands of innocent people
+were put to the most cruel death. In some instances, they were burnt
+in their houses; in others they were shut into lower rooms, while the
+incessant noise of kettle-drums over their heads, day and night, drove
+them to raving madness. To enumerate all the infernal means employed
+by this tyrant to torture and kill the people, would fill a volume.
+Exile was the lot of those who escaped the swords, the wheels, the
+axes, the gibbets, the torches of his hell-hounds. England was the
+place of refuge for many of these persecuted people. The grandfather
+of the present Earl of Radnor, and the father of the venerable Baron
+Maseres were amongst them; and it is well known that England owes no
+inconsiderable part of her manufacturing skill and industry to that
+atrocious persecution. Enemies of freedom, wherever it existed, this
+family of Bourbon, in the reign of Louis XIV. and XV., fitted out
+expeditions for the purpose of restoring the Stuarts to the throne of
+England, and thereby caused great expense and blood-shed to this
+nation; and, even the Louis who was beheaded by his subjects, did, in
+the most perfidious manner, make war upon England, during her war
+with America. No matter what was the nature of the cause, his conduct
+was perfidious; he professed peace while he was preparing for war. His
+object could not be to assist freedom, because his own subjects were
+slaves.
+
+Such was the family that were ruling in France when the French
+Revolution began. After it was resolved to go to war against the
+people of France, all the hirelings of corruption were set to work to
+gloss over the character and conduct of the old Government, and to
+paint in the most horrid colours the acts of vengeance which the
+people were inflicting on the numerous tyrants, civil, military, and
+ecclesiastical, whom the change of things had placed at their mercy.
+The people's turn was now come, and, in the days of their power, they
+justly bore in mind the oppressions which they and their forefathers
+had endured. The taxes imposed by the Government became at last
+intolerable. It had contracted a great debt to carry on its wars. In
+order to be able to pay the interest of this debt, and to support an
+enormous standing army in time of peace, it laid upon the people
+burdens which they could no longer endure. It fined and flogged
+fathers and mothers if their children were detected in smuggling. Its
+courts of justice were filled with cruel and base judges. The nobility
+treated the common people like dogs; these latter were compelled to
+serve as soldiers, but were excluded from all share, or chance of
+honour and command, which were engrossed by the nobility.
+
+Now, when the time came for the people to have the power in their
+hands, was it surprising that the first use they made of it was to
+take vengeance on their oppressors? I will not answer this question
+myself. It shall be answered by Mr. Arthur Young, the present
+Secretary of the Board of Agriculture. He was in France at the time,
+and living upon the very spot, and having examined into the causes of
+the Revolution, he wrote and published the following remarks, in his
+_Travels_, vol. i. page 603:--
+
+ 'It is impossible to justify the excesses of the people on
+ their taking up arms; they were certainly guilty of
+ cruelties; it is idle to deny the facts, for they have been
+ proved too clearly to admit of doubt. But is it really the
+ people to whom we are to impute the whole? Or to their
+ oppressors, who had kept them so long in a state of bondage?
+ He who chooses to be served by slaves and by ill-treated
+ slaves, must know that he holds both his property and his
+ life by a tenure far different from those who prefer the
+ service of well-treated freemen; and he who dines to the
+ music of groaning sufferers, must not, in the moment of
+ insurrection, complain that his sons' throats are cut. When
+ such evils happen, they surely are more imputable to the
+ tyranny of the master than to the cruelty of the servant. The
+ analogy holds with the French peasants. The murder of a
+ seigneur, or a country seat in flames, is recorded in every
+ newspaper; the rank of the person who suffers attracts
+ notice; but where do we find the registers of that seigneur's
+ oppressions of his peasantry, and his exactions of feudal
+ services from those whose children were dying around them for
+ want of bread? Where do we find the minutes that assigned
+ these starving wretches to some vile pettifogger, to be
+ fleeced by impositions, and mockery of justice, in the
+ seigneural courts? Who gives us the awards of the Intendant
+ and his _sub-delegues_, which took off the taxes of a man of
+ fashion, and laid them with accumulated weight on the poor,
+ who were so unfortunate as to be his neighbours? Who has
+ dwelt sufficiently upon explaining all the ramifications of
+ despotism, regal, aristocratical, and ecclesiastical,
+ pervading the whole mass of the people; reaching, like a
+ circulating fluid, the most distant capillary tubes of
+ poverty and wretchedness? In these cases the sufferers are
+ too ignoble to be known; and the mass too indiscriminate to
+ be pitied. But should a philosopher feel and reason thus?
+ Should he mistake the cause for the effect? and, giving all
+ his pity to the few, feel no compassion for the many, because
+ they suffer in his eyes not individually but by millions? The
+ excesses of the people cannot, I fear, be justified; it would
+ undoubtedly have done them credit, both as men and as
+ Christians, if they had possessed their new acquired power
+ with moderation. But let it be remembered that the populace
+ in no country ever use power with moderation; excess is
+ inherent in their aggregate constitution: and as every
+ Government in the world knows that violence infallibly
+ attends power in such hands, it is doubly bound in common
+ sense, and for common safety, so to conduct itself, that the
+ people may not find an interest in public confusions. They
+ will always suffer much and long, before they are effectually
+ roused; nothing, therefore, can kindle the flame but such
+ oppressions of some classes or order in society as give able
+ men the opportunity of seconding the general mass; discontent
+ will diffuse itself around; and if the Government take not
+ warning in time, it is alone answerable for all the burnings
+ and all the plunderings and all the devastation and all the
+ blood that follow.'
+
+Who can deny the justice of these observations? It was the Government
+alone that was justly chargeable with the excesses committed in this
+early stage, and, in fact, in every other stage, of the Revolution of
+France. If the Government had given way in time, none of these
+excesses would have been committed. If it had listened to the
+complaints, the prayers, the supplications, the cries of the
+cruelly-treated and starving people; if it had changed its conduct,
+reduced its expenses, it might have been safe under the protection of
+the peace-officers, and might have disbanded its standing army. But it
+persevered; it relied upon the bayonet, and upon its judges and
+hangmen. The latter were destroyed, and the former went over to the
+side of the people. Was it any wonder that the people burnt the houses
+of their oppressors, and killed the owners and their families? The
+country contained thousands upon thousands of men that had been ruined
+by taxation, and by judgments of infamous courts of justice, 'a
+mockery of justice'; and, when these ruined men saw their oppressors
+at their feet, was it any wonder that they took vengeance upon them?
+Was it any wonder that the son, who had seen his father and mother
+flogged, because he, when a child, had smuggled a handful of salt,
+should burn for an occasion to shoot through the head the ruffians who
+had thus lacerated the bodies of his parents? Moses slew the insolent
+Egyptian who had smitten one of his countrymen in bondage. Yet Moses
+has never been called either a murderer or a cruel wretch for this
+act; and the bondage of the Israelites was light as a feather compared
+to the tyranny under which the people of France had groaned for ages.
+Moses resisted oppression in the only way that resistance was in his
+power. He knew that his countrymen had no chance of justice in any
+court; he knew that petitions against his oppressors were all in vain;
+and 'looking upon the burdens' of his countrymen, he resolved to begin
+the only sort of resistance that was left him. Yet it was little more
+than a mere insult that drew forth his anger and resistance; and, if
+Moses was justified, as he clearly was, what needs there any apology
+for the people of France?
+
+It seems at first sight very strange that the Government of France
+should not have 'taken warning in time.' But it had so long been in
+the habit of despising the people that its mind was incapable of
+entertaining any notion of danger from the oppressions heaped upon
+them. It was surrounded with panders and parasites who told it nothing
+but flattering falsehoods; and it saw itself supported by two hundred
+and fifty thousand bayonets, which it thought irresistible; though it
+found in the end that those who wielded those bayonets were not long
+so base as to be induced, either by threats or promises, to butcher
+their brothers and sisters and parents. And, if you ask me how it
+came to pass that they did not 'take warning in time,' I answer that
+they did take warning, but that, seeing that the change which was
+coming would deprive them of a great part of their power and
+emoluments, they resolved to resist the change, and to destroy the
+country, if possible, rather than not have all its wealth and power to
+themselves. The ruffian whom we read of, a little time ago, who
+stabbed a young woman because she was breaking from him to take the
+arm of another man whom she preferred, acted upon the principle of the
+ministers, the noblesse, and the clergy of France. They could no
+longer unjustly possess, therefore they would destroy. They saw that
+if a just government were established; that if the people were fairly
+represented in a national council; they saw that if this were to take
+place, they would no longer be able to wallow in wealth at the expense
+of the people; and, seeing this, they resolved to throw all into
+confusion, and, if possible, to make a heap of ruins of that country
+which they could no longer oppress, and the substance of which they
+could no longer devour.
+
+Talk of violence indeed! Was there anything too violent, anything too
+severe to be inflicted on these men? It was they who produced
+confusion; it was they who caused the massacres and guillotinings; it
+was they who destroyed the kingly government; it was they who brought
+the king to the block. They were answerable for all and for every
+single part of the mischief, as much as Pharaoh was for the plagues in
+Egypt, which history of Pharaoh seems, by the bye, to be intended as a
+lesson to all future tyrants. He 'set taskmasters over the Israelites
+to afflict them with burdens; and he made them build treasure cities
+for him; he made them serve with rigour; he made their lives bitter
+with hard bondage, in mortar and in brick, and in all manner of
+service of the field; he denied them straw, and insisted upon their
+making the same quantity of bricks, and because they were unable to
+obey, the taskmasters called them idle and beat them.' Was it too much
+to scourge and to destroy all the first-born of men who could
+tolerate, assist, and uphold a tyrant like this? Yet was Pharaoh less
+an oppressor than the old government of France.
+
+Thus, then, we have a view of the former state of that country, by
+wars against the people of which we have been brought into our present
+state of misery. There are many of the hirelings of corruption, who
+actually insist on it that we ought now to go to war again for the
+restoring of all the cruel despotism which formerly existed in France.
+This is what cannot be done, however. Our wars have sent back the
+Bourbons; but the tithes, the seigneurs, and many other curses have
+not been restored. The French people still enjoy much of the benefit
+of the Revolution; and great numbers of their ancient petty tyrants
+have been destroyed. So that even were things to remain as they are,
+the French people have gained greatly by their Revolution. But things
+cannot remain as they are. Better days are at hand.
+
+In proceeding now to examine the remedies for your distresses, I shall
+first notice some of those which foolish, or cruel and insolent men
+have proposed. Seeing that the cause of your misery is the weight of
+taxation, one would expect to hear of nothing but a reduction of
+taxation in the way of remedy; but from the friends of corruption
+never do we hear of any such remedy. To hear them, one would think
+that _you_ had been the guilty cause of the misery you suffer; and
+that you, and you alone, ought to be made answerable for what has
+taken place. The emissaries of corruption are now continually crying
+out against the weight of the Poor-rates, and they seem to regard all
+that is taken in that way as a dead loss to the Government! Their
+project is to deny relief to all who are able to work. But what is the
+use of your being able to work, if no one will, or can, give you work?
+To tell you that you must work for your bread, and, at the same time,
+not to find any work for you, is full as bad as it would be to order
+you to make bricks without straw. Indeed, it is rather more cruel and
+insolent; for Pharaoh's taskmasters did point out to the Israelites
+that they might go into the fields and get _stubble_. The _Courier_
+newspaper of the 9th of October, says, 'We must thus be cruel only to
+be kind.' I am persuaded that you will not understand this kindness,
+while you will easily understand the cruelty. The notion of these
+people seems to be that everybody that receives money out of the taxes
+has a right to receive it, except you. They tremble at the fearful
+amount of the Poor-rates: they say, and very truly, that those rates
+have risen from two and a half to eight or ten millions since the
+beginning of the wars against the people of France; they think, and
+not without reason, that these rates will soon swallow up nearly all
+the rent of the land. These assertions and apprehensions are perfectly
+well founded; but how can _you_ help it? You have not had the
+management of the affairs of the nation. It is not you who have ruined
+the farmers and tradesmen. You only want food and raiment: you are
+ready to work for it; but you cannot go naked and without food.
+
+But the complaints of these persons against you are the more
+unreasonable, because they say not a word against the sums paid to
+sinecure placemen and pensioners. Of the five hundred and more
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture, there are scarcely ten who
+do not complain of the weight of the Poor-rates, of the immense sums
+taken away from them by the poor, and many of them complain of the
+idleness of the poor. But not one single man complains of the immense
+sums taken away to support sinecure placemen, who do nothing for their
+money, and to support pensioners, many of whom are women and children,
+the wives and daughters of the nobility and other persons in high
+life, and who can do nothing, and never can have done anything for
+what they receive. There are of these places and pensions all sizes,
+from twenty pounds to thirty thousand and nearly forty thousand pounds
+a year! And surely these ought to be done away before any proposition
+be made to take the parish allowance from any of you who are unable to
+work, or to find work to do. There are several individual placemen,
+the profits of each of which would maintain a thousand families. The
+names of the ladies upon the pension list would, if printed, one under
+another, fill a sheet of paper like this. And is it not, then, base
+and cruel at the same time in these Agricultural correspondents to cry
+out so loudly against the charge of supporting the unfortunate poor,
+while they utter not a word of complaint against the sinecure places
+and pensions?
+
+The unfortunate journeymen and labourers and their families have a
+right, they have a just claim, to relief from the purses of the rich.
+For there can exist no riches and no resources which they by their
+labour have not assisted to create. But I should be glad to know how
+the sinecure placemen and lady pensioners have assisted to create
+food and raiment, or the means of producing them. The labourer who is
+out of work or ill, to-day, may be able to work, and set to work
+to-morrow. While those placemen and pensioners never can work; or, at
+least, it is clear that they never intend to do it.
+
+You have been represented by the _Times_ newspaper, by the _Courier_,
+by the _Morning Post_, by the _Morning Herald_, and others, as the
+_scum_ of society. They say that you have no business at public
+meetings; that you are rabble, and that you pay no taxes. These
+insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth, would not be able to put
+their abuse of you in print were it not for your labour. You create
+all that is an object of taxation; for even the land itself would be
+good for nothing without your labour. But are you not taxed? Do you
+pay no taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture
+has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as possible on
+the articles used by you. One would wonder how a man could be found
+impudent enough to put an assertion like this upon paper. But the
+people of this country have so long been insulted by such men, that
+the insolence of the latter knows no bounds.
+
+The tax gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand money of you:
+but there are few articles which you use, in the purchase of which you
+do not pay a tax.
+
+On your shoes, salt, beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap,
+paper, coffee, spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles,
+tobacco: on all these, and many other articles you pay a tax, and even
+on your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which the
+loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more than one half
+of what you pay for the article itself; these taxes go in part to
+support sinecure placemen and pensioners; and the ruffians of the
+hired press call you the scum of society, and deny that you have any
+right to show your faces at any public meeting to petition for a
+reform, or for the removal of any abuse whatever!
+
+Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and who is a member of Parliament
+and has a large estate, says upon this subject, 'Every family, even of
+the poorest labourer, consisting of five persons, may be considered as
+paying, in indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than
+half his wages at seven shillings a week!' And yet the insolent
+hirelings call you the mob, the rabble, the scum, the swinish
+multitude, and say that your voice is nothing; that you have no
+business at public meetings; and that you are, and ought to be
+considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall we never see the day
+when these men will change their tone! Will they never cease to look
+upon us [as on] brutes! I trust they will change their tone, and that
+the day of the change is at no great distance!
+
+The weight of the Poor-rate, which must increase while the present
+system continues, alarms the corrupt, who plainly see that what is
+paid to relieve you, they cannot have. Some of them, therefore, hint
+at your early marriages as a great evil, and a clergyman named Malthus
+has seriously proposed measures for checking you in this respect;
+while one of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture complains
+of the increase of bastards, and proposes severe punishment on the
+parents! How hard these men are to please! What would they have you
+do? As some have called you the swinish multitude, would it be much
+wonder if they were to propose to serve you as families of young pigs
+are served? Or if they were to bring forward the measure of Pharaoh,
+who ordered the midwives to kill all the male children of the
+Israelites?
+
+But, if you can restrain your indignation at these insolent notions
+and schemes, with what feelings must you look upon the condition of
+your country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as a
+curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries where taxes
+have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr. Gibbon, in his
+History of the _Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire_, has the
+following passage: 'The horrid practice of murdering their new-born
+infants was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was
+the effect of _distress_, and the distress was principally occasioned
+by the _intolerable burden of taxes_, and by the vexatious as well as
+cruel prosecutions of the officers of the revenue against their
+insolvent debtors. The less opulent or less industrious part of
+mankind, instead of rejoicing at an increase of family, deemed it an
+act of paternal tenderness to release the children from the impending
+miseries of a life which they themselves were unable to support.'
+
+But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine will not
+take place in England. You will not murder your new-born infants, nor
+will you, to please the corrupt and insolent, debar yourselves from
+enjoyments to which you are invited by the very first of Nature's
+laws. It is, however, a disgrace to the country that men should be
+found in it capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,
+a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl must be a spectacle of
+evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are thus to be
+extinguished, because some of you are now (without any fault of yours)
+unable to find work? As far as you were wanted to labour, to fight, or
+to pay taxes, you were welcome, and they boasted of your numbers; but
+now that your country has been brought into a state of misery, these
+corrupt and insolent men are busied with schemes for getting rid of
+you. Just as if you had not as good a right to live and to love and to
+marry as they have! They do not propose, far from it, to check the
+breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported in
+part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word about the
+whole families who are upon the pension list. In many cases there are
+sums granted in trust for _the children_ of such a lord or such a
+lady. And while labourers and journeymen who have large families too,
+are actually paying taxes for the support of these lords' and ladies'
+children, these cruel and insolent men propose that they shall have no
+relief, and that their having children ought to be checked! To such a
+subject no words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel;
+and to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent
+men.
+
+There is one more scheme to notice, which, though rather less against
+nature is not less hateful and insolent; namely, to encourage you to
+emigrate to foreign countries. This scheme is distinctly proposed to
+the Government by one of the correspondents of the Board of
+Agriculture. What he means by encouragement must be to send away by
+force, or by paying for the passage; for a man who has money stands in
+no need of relief. But, I trust, that not a man of you will move, let
+the _encouragement_ be what it may. It is impossible for many to go,
+though the prospect be ever so fair. We must stand by our country, and
+it is base not to stand by her, as long as there is a chance of seeing
+her what she ought to be. But the proposition is, nevertheless, base
+and insolent This man did not propose to encourage the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners to emigrate; yet, surely, you who help to
+maintain them by the taxes which you pay, have as good a right to
+remain in the country as they have! You have fathers and mothers and
+sisters and brothers and children and friends as well as they; but
+this base projector recommends that you may be encouraged to leave
+your relations and friends for ever; while he would have the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners remain quietly where they are!
+
+No: you will not leave your country. If you have suffered much and
+long, you have the greater right to remain in the hope of seeing
+better days. And I beseech you not to look upon yourselves as the
+_scum_; but, on the contrary, to be well persuaded that a great deal
+will depend upon your exertions; and therefore, I now proceed to point
+out to you what appears to me to be the line of conduct which
+journeymen and labourers ought to pursue in order to obtain effectual
+relief, and to assist in promoting tranquillity and restoring the
+happiness of the country.
+
+We have seen that the cause of our miseries is the burden of taxes
+occasioned by wars, by standing armies, by sinecures, by pensions,
+etc. It would be endless and useless to enumerate all the different
+heads or sums of expenditure. The remedy is what we have now to look
+to, and that remedy consists wholly and solely of such a reform in the
+Commons' or People's House of Parliament, as shall give to every payer
+of direct taxes a vote at elections, and as shall cause the Members to
+be elected annually.
+
+In a late _Register_ I have pointed out how easily, how peaceably, how
+fairly, such a Parliament might be chosen. I am aware that it may, and
+not without justice, be thought wrong to deprive those of the right of
+voting who pay indirect taxes. Direct taxes are those which are
+directly paid by any person into the hands of the tax-gatherers, as
+the assessed rates and taxes. Indirect taxes are those which are paid
+indirectly through the maker or seller of goods, as the tax on soap or
+candles or salt or malt. And, as no man ought to be taxed without his
+consent, there has always been a difficulty upon this head. There has
+been no question about the _right_ of every man who is free to
+exercise his will, who has a settled place in society, and who pays a
+tax of any sort, to vote for Members of Parliament. The difficulty is
+in taking the votes by any other means than by the Rate-book; for if
+there be no list of tax-payers in the hands of any person, mere menial
+servants, vagrants, pickpockets, and scamps of all sorts might not
+only come to the poll, but they might poll in several parishes or
+places, on one and the same day. A corrupt rich man might employ
+scores of persons of this description, and in this way would the
+purpose of reform be completely defeated. In America, where one branch
+of the Congress is elected for four years and the other for two years,
+they have still adhered to the principle of direct taxation, and in
+some of the States they have made it necessary for a voter to be worth
+one hundred pounds. Yet they have, in that country, duties on goods,
+custom duties, and excise duties also; and, of course, there are many
+persons who really pay taxes, and who, nevertheless, are not permitted
+to vote. The people do not complain of this. They know that the number
+of votes is so great that no corruption can take place, and they have
+no desire to see livery servants, vagrants, and pickpockets take part
+in their elections. Nevertheless it would be very easy for a reformed
+Parliament, when once it had taken root, to make a just arrangement of
+this matter. The most likely method would be to take off the indirect
+taxes, and to put a small direct tax upon every master of a house,
+however low his situation in life.
+
+But this and all other good things, must be done by a reformed
+Parliament. We must have that first, or we shall have nothing good;
+and any man who would beforehand take up your time with the detail of
+what a reformed Parliament ought to do in this respect, or with
+respect to any changes in the form of government, can have no other
+object than that of defeating the cause of reform; and, indeed, the
+very act must show, that to raise obstacles is his wish.
+
+Such men, now that they find you justly irritated, would persuade you
+that, because things have been perverted from their true ends, there
+is nothing good in our constitution and laws. For what, then, did
+Hampden die in the field, and Sydney on the scaffold? And has it been
+discovered at last that England has always been an enslaved country
+from top to toe? The Americans, who are a very wise people, and who
+love liberty with all their hearts, and who take care to enjoy it too,
+took special care not to part with any of the great principles and
+laws which they derived from their forefathers. They took special care
+to speak with reverence of, and to preserve Magna Charta, the Bill of
+Rights, the Habeas Corpus, and not only all the body of the Common Law
+of England, but most of the rules of our courts, and all our form of
+jurisprudence. Indeed it is the greatest glory of England that she has
+thus supplied with sound principles of freedom those immense regions
+which will be peopled perhaps by hundreds of millions.
+
+I know of no enemy of reform and of the happiness of the country so
+great as that man who would persuade you that we possess nothing good,
+and that all must be torn to pieces. There is no principle, no
+precedent, no regulations (except as to mere matter of detail),
+favourable to freedom, which is not to be found in the Laws of
+England or in the example of our ancestors. Therefore I say we may ask
+for, and we want nothing new. We have great constitutional laws and
+principles to which we are immovably attached. We want great
+alteration, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification, to suit
+the times and circumstances; but the great principles ought to be and
+must, be the same, or else confusion will follow.
+
+It was the misfortune of the French people that they had no great and
+settled principles to refer to in their laws or history. They sallied
+forth and inflicted vengeance on their oppressors; but, for want of
+settled principles to which to refer they fell into confusion; they
+massacred each other; they next flew to a military chief to protect
+them even against themselves; and the result has been what we too well
+know. Let us therefore congratulate ourselves that we have great
+constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and to
+which we are attached.
+
+That reform will come I know, if the people do their duty; and all
+that we have to guard against is confusion, which cannot come if
+reform take place in time. I have before observed to you that when the
+friends of corruption in France saw that they could not prevent a
+change, they bent their endeavours to produce confusion, in which they
+fully succeeded. They employed numbers of unprincipled men to go about
+the country proposing all sorts of mad schemes. They produced first a
+confusion in men's minds, and next a civil war between provinces,
+towns, villages and families. The tyrant Robespierre, who was exceeded
+in cruelty only by some of the Bourbons, was proved to have been in
+league with the open enemies of France. He butchered all the real
+friends of freedom whom he could lay his hands on, except Paine, whom
+he shut up in a dungeon till he was reduced to a skeleton. This
+monster was at last put to death himself; and his horrid end ought to
+be a warning to any man who may wish to walk in the same path. But I
+am, for my part, in little fear of the influence of such men. They
+cannot cajole you as Robespierre cajoled the people of Paris. It is,
+nevertheless, necessary for you to be on your guard against them, and
+when you hear a man talking big and hectoring about projects which go
+further than a real and radical reform of the Parliament, be you well
+assured that that man would be a second Robespierre if he could, and
+that he would make use of you and sacrifice the life of the very last
+man of you; that he would ride upon the shoulders of some through
+rivers of the blood of others, for the purpose of gratifying his own
+selfish and base and insolent ambition.
+
+In order effectually to avoid the rock of confusion, we should keep
+steadily in our eye not only what we wish to be done but what can be
+done now. We know that such a reform as would send up a Parliament,
+chosen by all payers of direct taxes, is not only just and
+reasonable, but easy of execution. I am therefore for accomplishing
+that object first; and I am not at all afraid that a set of men who
+would really hold the purse of the people, and who had been just
+chosen freely by the people, would very soon do everything that the
+warmest friend of freedom could wish to see done.
+
+While, however, you are upon your guard against false friends, you
+should neglect no opportunity of doing all that is within your power
+to give support to the cause of reform. Petition is the channel for
+your sentiments, and there is no village so small that its petition
+would not have some weight. You ought to attend at every public
+meeting within your reach. You ought to read to and to assist, each
+other in coming at a competent knowledge of all public matters. Above
+all things, you ought to be unanimous in your object, and not suffer
+yourselves to be divided.
+
+The subject of religion has nothing to do with this great question of
+reform. A reformed Parliament would soon do away with all religious
+distinctions and disabilities. In their eyes, a Catholic and a
+Protestant would both appear in the same light.
+
+The _Courier_, the _Times_, and other emissaries of corruption, are
+constantly endeavouring to direct your wrath against bakers, brewers,
+butchers, and other persons who deal in the necessaries of life. But,
+I trust that you are not to be stimulated to such a species of
+violence. These tradesmen are as much in distress as you. They cannot
+help their malt and hops and beer and bread and meat being too dear
+for you to purchase. They all sell as cheap as they can, without being
+absolutely ruined. The beer you drink is more than half _tax_, and
+when the tax has been paid by the seller he must have payment back
+again from you who drink, or he must be ruined. The baker has numerous
+taxes to pay, and so has the butcher, and so has the miller and the
+farmer. Besides, all men are eager to sell, and, if they could sell
+cheaper they certainly would, because that would be the sure way of
+getting more custom. It is the weight of the taxes which presses us
+all to the earth, except those who receive their incomes out of those
+taxes. Therefore I exhort you most earnestly not to be induced to lay
+violent hands on those who really suffer as much as yourselves.
+
+On the subject of lowering wages too, you ought to consider that your
+employers cannot give to you that which they have not. At present,
+corn is high in price, but that high price is no benefit to the
+farmer, because it has risen from the badness of the crop, which Mr.
+Hunt foretold at the Common Hall, and for the foretelling of which he
+was so much abused by the hirelings of the press, who, almost up to
+this very moment, have been boasting and thanking God for the goodness
+of the crop! The farmer whose corn is half destroyed, gains nothing by
+selling the remaining half for double the price at which he would
+have sold the whole. If I grow 10 quarters of wheat, and if I save it
+all and sell it for two pounds a quarter, I receive as much money as
+if I had sold the one-half of it for four pounds a quarter. And I am
+better off in the former case, because I want wheat for seed, and
+because I want some to consume myself. These matters I recommend to
+your serious consideration; because it being unjust to fall upon your
+employers to force them to give that which they have not to give, your
+conduct in such cases must tend to weaken the great cause in which we
+ought all now to be engaged, namely the removal of our burdens through
+the means of a reformed Parliament. It is the interest of vile men of
+all descriptions to set one part of the people against the other part;
+and therefore it becomes you to be constantly on your guard against
+their allurements.
+
+When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take time to
+reflect on the real cause, before they fly on their employers, who are
+in many cases in as great or greater distress than themselves. How
+many of those employers have of late gone to jail for debt and left
+helpless families behind them! The employer's trade falls off. His
+goods are reduced in price. His stock loses the half of its value. He
+owes money. He is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages?
+The cause of his ruin is the weight of the taxes, which presses so
+heavily on us all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods. But it
+is certain that a great many, a very large portion of the farmers,
+tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their supineness and want of
+public spirit, contributed towards the bringing of this ruin upon
+themselves and upon you. They have _skulked_ from their public duty.
+They have kept aloof from, or opposed all measures for a redress of
+grievances; and indeed, they still skulk, though ruin and destruction
+stare them in the face. Why do they not now come forward and explain
+to you the real cause of the reduction of your wages? Why do they not
+put themselves at your head in petitioning for redress? This would
+secure their property much better than the calling in of troops, which
+can never afford them more than a short and precarious security. In
+the days of their prosperity they were amply warned of what has now
+come to pass; and the far greater part of them abused and calumniated
+those who gave them the warning. Even if they would now act the part
+of men worthy of being relieved, the relief to us all would speedily
+follow. If they will not; if they will still skulk, they will merit
+all the miseries which they are destined to suffer.
+
+Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction of those taxes
+which are pressing them as well as you to the earth, what are they
+doing? Why, they are applying to the Government to add to their
+receipts by passing Corn Bills, by preventing foreign wool from being
+imported; and many other silly schemes. Instead of asking for a
+reduction of taxes they are asking for the means of paying taxes!
+Instead of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,
+they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those places
+and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of the judges and
+of many other persons were greatly raised, some years ago, on the
+ground of the rise in the price of labour and provisions, why then do
+they not ask to have those salaries reduced, now that labour is
+reduced? Why do they not apply to the case of the judges and others
+the arguments which they apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to
+you; but they are too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in
+the way of petition! Far more honourable is it to be a ragged pauper
+than to be numbered among such men.
+
+These people call themselves the _respectable_ part of the nation.
+They are, as they pretend, the virtuous part of the people, because
+they are quiet; as if virtue consisted in immobility! There is a
+canting Scotchman in London, who publishes a paper called the
+'_Champion_' who is everlastingly harping upon the virtues of the
+'fireside,' and who inculcates the duty of quiet submission. Might we
+ask this Champion of the teapot and milk-jug whether Magna Charta and
+the Bill of Rights were won by the fireside? Whether the tyrants of
+the House of Stuart and of Bourbon were hurled down by fireside
+virtues? Whether the Americans gained their independence, and have
+preserved their freedom, by sitting by the fireside? O, no! these were
+all achieved by action, and amidst bustle and noise. Quiet indeed! Why
+in this quality a log, or a stone, far surpasses even the pupils of
+this Champion of quietness; and the chairs round his fireside exceed
+those who sit in them. But in order to put these quiet, fireside,
+respectable people to the test, let us ask them if they approve of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, black eyes, bloody noses, fraud,
+bribery, corruption, perjury, and subornation of perjury; and if they
+say no, let us ask them whether these are not going on all over the
+country at every general election. If they answer yes, as they must
+unless they be guilty of wilful falsehood, will they then be so good
+as to tell us how they reconcile their inactivity with sentiments of
+virtue? Some men, in all former ages, have been held in esteem for
+their wisdom, their genius, their skill, their valour, their devotion
+to country, etc., but never until this age, was _quietness_ deemed a
+quality to be extolled. It would be no difficult matter to show that
+the quiet, fireside gentry are the most callous and cruel, and,
+therefore, the most wicked part of the nation. Amongst them it is that
+you find all the peculators, all the blood-suckers of various degrees,
+all the borough-voters and their offspring, all the selfish and
+unfeeling wretches, who, rather than risk the disturbing of their
+ease for one single month, rather than go a mile to hold up their hand
+at a public meeting, would see half the people perish with hunger and
+cold. The humanity, which is continually on their lips, is all
+fiction. They weep over the tale of woe in a novel; but round their
+'decent fireside,' never was compassion felt for a real sufferer, or
+indignation at the acts of a powerful tyrant.
+
+The object of the efforts of such writers is clearly enough seen. Keep
+all _quiet_! Do not rouse! Keep still! Keep down! Let those who
+perish, perish in silence! It will, however, be out of the power of
+these quacks, with all their laudanum, to allay the blood which is now
+boiling in the veins of the people of this kingdom; who, if they are
+doomed to perish, are at any rate resolved not to perish in silence.
+The writer whom I have mentioned above, says that he, of course, does
+not count 'the lower classes, who, under the pressure of need or under
+the influence of ignorant prejudice, may blindly and weakly rush upon
+certain and prompt punishment; but that the security of every decent
+fireside, every respectable father's best hopes for his children,
+still connect themselves with the Government.' And by Government he
+clearly means all the mass as it now stands. There is nobody so
+callous and so insolent as your sentimental quacks and their patients.
+How these 'decent fireside' people would stare, if some morning they
+were to come down and find them occupied by uninvited visitors! I
+hope they never will. I hope that things will never come to this pass:
+but if one thing more than any other tends to produce so sad an
+effect, it is the cool insolence with which such men as this writer
+treats the most numerous and most suffering classes of the people.
+
+Long as this Address already is, I cannot conclude without some
+observations on the 'Charity Subscriptions' at the London Tavern. The
+object of this subscription professes to be to afford relief to the
+distressed labourers, etc. About forty thousand pounds have been
+subscribed, and there is no probability of its going much further.
+There is an absurdity on the face of the scheme; for, as all parishes
+are compelled by law to afford relief to every person in distress, it
+is very clear that, as far as money is given by these people to
+relieve the poor, there will be so much saved in the parish rates. But
+the folly of the thing is not what I wish you most to attend to.
+Several of the subscribers to this fund receive each of them more than
+ten thousand pounds and some more than thirty thousand pounds each,
+out of those taxes which you help to pay, and which emoluments not a
+man of them proposes to give up. The clergy appear very forward in
+this subscription. An Archbishop and a Bishop assisted at the forming
+of the scheme. Now then, observe that there has been given out of the
+taxes, for several years past, one hundred thousand pounds a year,
+for what, think you? Why for the relief of the poor clergy! I have no
+account at hand later than that delivered last year, and there I find
+this sum!--for the poor clergy! The rich clergy do not pay this sum;
+but it comes out of those taxes, part, and a large part of which you
+pay on your beer, malt, salt, shoes, etc. I daresay that the 'decent
+firesides' of these poor clergy still connect themselves with the
+Government. Amongst all our misery we have had to support the
+intolerable disgrace of being an object of the charity of a Bourbon
+Prince, while we are paying for supporting that family upon the throne
+of France. Well! But is this all? We are taxed, at the very same
+moment, for the support of the French Emigrants! And you shall see to
+what amount. Nay, not only French, but Dutch and others, as appears
+from the forementioned account laid before Parliament last year. The
+sum, paid out of the taxes, in one year, for the relief of suffering
+French Clergy and Laity, St. Domingo Sufferers, Dutch Emigrants,
+Corsican Emigrants, was one hundred and eighty-seven thousand seven
+hundred and fifty pounds; yes, one hundred and eighty-seven thousand
+seven hundred and fifty pounds paid to this set in one year out of
+those taxes of which you pay so large a share, while you are insulted
+with a subscription to relieve you, and while there are projectors who
+have the audacity to recommend schemes for preventing you from
+marrying while young, and to induce you to emigrate from your
+country! I'll venture my life that the 'decent firesides' of all this
+swarm of French clergy and laity, and Dutch, and Corsicans, and St.
+Domingo sufferers 'still connect themselves closely with the
+Government'; and I will also venture my life that you do not stand in
+need of one more word to warm every drop of blood remaining in your
+bodies! As to the money subscribed by regiments of soldiers, whose pay
+arises from taxes in part paid by you, though it is a most shocking
+spectacle to behold, I do not think so much of it. The soldiers are
+your fathers, brothers, and sons. But if they were all to give their
+whole pay, and if they amount to one hundred and fifty thousand men,
+it would not amount to one-half of what is now paid in Poor-rates, and
+of course would not add half a pound of bread to every pound which the
+unhappy paupers now receive. All the expenses of the Army and Ordnance
+amount to an enormous sum--to sixteen or eighteen millions; but the
+pay of one hundred and fifty thousand men, at a shilling a day each,
+amounts to no more than two million seven hundred and twelve thousand
+five hundred pounds. So that, supposing them all to receive a shilling
+a day each, the soldiers receive only about a third part of the sum
+now paid annually in Poor-rates.
+
+I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your passions upon
+this occasion. I have laid before you, with all the clearness I am
+master of, the causes of our misery, the measures which have led to
+those causes, and I have pointed out what appears to me to be the only
+remedy--namely a reform of the Commons', or People's House of
+Parliament. I exhort you to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner,
+but at the same time to proceed with zeal and resolution in the
+attainment of this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the
+'decent fireside' gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves. Any
+man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up to London,
+with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands, to be presented
+whenever the House shall meet. Some further information will be given
+as to this matter in a future Number. In the meanwhile, I remain your
+Friend, WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+TO JACK HARROW, AN ENGLISH LABOURER
+
+_On the new Cheat which is now on foot, and which goes under the name
+of Savings Banks_
+
+NORTH HAMPSTEAD, LONG ISLAND,
+_November 7th, 1818._
+
+Friend Jack--You sometimes hear the Parson talk about deceivers, who
+go about in sheep's clothing; but who inwardly are ravening wolves.
+You frequently hear of the tricks of the London cheats, and I daresay
+you have often enough witnessed those of mountebanks and gypsies. But,
+Jack, all the tricks of these deceivers and cheaters, if the trickery
+of them all were put together, would fall far short of the trick now
+playing off under the name of Savings Banks. And seeing that it is
+possible that you may be exposed to the danger of having a few pounds
+picked out of your pocket by this trick, I think it right to put you
+on your guard against the cheat.
+
+You have before been informed of who and what the Boroughmongers are.
+Therefore, at present, I shall enter into no explanation of their
+recent conduct. But, in order to give you a clear view of their
+motives in this new trick, and which, I think, is about the last in
+their budget, I must go back and tell you something of the history of
+their Debt, and of what are called the Funds. Some years ago the
+Boroughmongers put me into a loathsome prison for two years, made me
+pay a thousand pounds fine, and made me enter into recognisances for
+seven years, only because I expressed my indignation at the flogging
+of Englishmen, in the heart of England, under the superintendence of
+hired German troops brought into the country to keep the people in
+awe. It pleased God, Jack, to preserve my life and health, while I was
+in that prison. And I employed a part of my time in writing a little
+book entitled _Paper against Gold_. In this little book I fully
+explained all the frauds of what is called the _National Debt_, and
+of what are called the _Funds_. But as it is possible that you may not
+have seen that little book, I will here tell you enough about these
+things to make you see the reasons for the Boroughmongers using this
+trick of Savings Banks.
+
+The Boroughmongers are, you know, those persons (some Lords, some
+Baronets, and some Esquires, as they call themselves) who fill, or
+nominate others to fill, the seats in the House of Commons. _Commons_
+means the mass of the _people_. So that this is the House of the
+People, according to the law of the land. The people--you, I, and all
+of us, ought to vote for the men who sit in this House. But the said
+Lords, Baronets, and Esquires have taken our rights away, and they
+nominate the Members themselves. A _monger_ is a _dealer_, as
+ironmonger, cheesemonger, and the like: and as the Lords, Baronets,
+and Esquires sometimes sell and sometimes buy seats, and as the seats
+are said to be filled by the people in certain Boroughs, these Lords,
+Baronets, and Esquires are very properly called _Boroughmongers_; that
+is to say, dealers in boroughs or in the seats of boroughs. As all
+laws and all other matters of government are set up and enforced at
+the will of the two Houses, against whose will the king cannot stir
+hand or foot; and as the Boroughmongers fill the seats of the two
+Houses, they have all the power, and, of course, the king and the
+people have none. Being possessed of all the power; being able to tax
+us at their pleasure; being able to hang us for whatever they please
+to call a crime; they will, of course, do with our property and
+persons just what they please. And accordingly, they take from us more
+than the half of our earnings; and they keep soldiers (whom they
+deceive) to shoot at us and kill us, if we attempt to resist. They put
+us in dungeons when they like. And, in Ireland, they compel people to
+remain shut up in their houses from sunset to sunrise, and if any man,
+contrary to their commands, goes out of his house in the night, in
+order to go to the privy, they punish him very severely; and in that
+unhappy country they transport men and women to Botany Bay without any
+trial by jury, and merely by the orders of two justices of the peace
+appointed by themselves.
+
+This, Jack, is horrid work to be going on amongst a people who call
+themselves _free_; amongst a people who boast of their liberties. But
+the facts are so; and now I shall explain to you how the
+Boroughmongers, who are so few in number compared to the whole people,
+are able to commit these cruel acts and to carry on this abominable
+tyranny; and you will see that the trick of Savings Banks makes a part
+of the means, which they now intend to use for the perpetuating of
+this tyranny.
+
+Formerly, more than a hundred years ago, when the kings of England
+had some real power, and before the Boroughmongers took all the powers
+of king and people into their hands, the people, when the kings
+behaved amiss, used to rise against them and compel them to act
+justly. They beheaded Charles the First about one hundred and seventy
+years ago; and they drove James the Second out of the kingdom; they
+went so far as to set his family aside for ever, and they put up the
+present royal family in its stead.
+
+This was all very well; but when King James had been driven out, the
+Lords and Baronets and Squires conceived the notion of ruling for ever
+over king and people. They made Parliaments, which used to be annual,
+three years of duration; and when the members had been elected for
+three years, the members themselves made a law to make the people obey
+them for seven years. Thus was the usurpation completed; and from that
+time to this the Boroughmongers have filled the seats just as it has
+pleased them to do it; and they have, as I said before, done with our
+property and our persons just what they have pleased to do.
+
+Now it will naturally be matter of wonder to you, friend Jack, that
+this small band of persons, and of debauched wretched persons too, any
+half dozen of whom you would be able to beat with one hand tied down;
+it will be matter of wonder to you that this contemptible band should
+have been able thus to subjugate, and hold in bondage so degrading,
+the whole of the English people. But, Jack, recollect that once a
+parcel of fat, lazy, drinking, and guttling monks and friars were able
+to make this same people to work and support them in their laziness
+and debaucheries, aye, and almost to adore them, too; to go to them,
+and kneel down and confess their sins to them, and to believe that it
+was in their power to absolve them of their sins. Now how was it that
+these fat, these bastard-propagating rascals succeeded in making the
+people do this? Why by fraud; by deception; by cheatery; by making
+them believe lies; by frightening them half out of their wits; by
+making them believe that they would go to hell if they did not work
+for them. A ten-thousandth part of the people were able to knock the
+greasy vagabonds on the head; and they would have done it too; but
+they were afraid of going to hell if they had no priest to pardon
+them.
+
+Thus did these miscreants govern by fraud. The Boroughmongers, as I
+shall by and by show, have of late been compelled to resort to open
+force; but for a long while they governed by fraud alone. First they,
+by the artful and able agents which they have constantly kept in pay,
+frightened the people with the pretended dangers of a return of the
+old king's family. The people were amused with this scarecrow, while
+the chains were silently forging to bind them with. But the great
+fraud, the cheat of all cheats, was what they call the national debt.
+And now, Jack, pray attend to me; for I am going to explain the chief
+cause of all the disgraces and sufferings of the labourers in England;
+and am also going to explain the reasons or motives which the
+Boroughmongers have for setting on foot this new fraud of Savings
+Banks. I beg you, Jack, if you have no other leisure time, to stay at
+home instead of going to church, for one single Sunday. Shave
+yourself, put on a clean shirt, and sit down and read this letter ten
+times over, until you understand every word of it. And if you do that,
+you will laugh at the parson and tax-gatherer's coaxings about Savings
+Banks. You will keep your odd pennies to yourself; or lay them out in
+bread or bacon.
+
+You have heard, I daresay, a great deal about the national debt; and
+now I will tell you what this thing is, and how it came, and then you
+will see what an imposture it is, and how shamefully the people of
+England have been duped and robbed.
+
+The Boroughmongers having usurped all the powers of government, and
+having begun to pocket the public money at a great rate, the people
+grew discontented. They began to think that they had done wrong in
+driving King James away. In a pretty little fable-book, there is a
+fable which says that the frogs, who had a log of wood for king,
+prayed to Jupiter to send them something more active. He sent them a
+stork, or heron, which gobbled them up alive by scores! The people of
+England found in the Boroughmongers what the poor frogs found in the
+stork; and they began to cry out against them and to wish for the old
+king back again.
+
+The Boroughmongers saw their danger, and they adopted measures to
+prevent it. They saw that if they could make it the interest of a
+great many rich people to uphold them and their system they should be
+able to get along. They therefore passed a law to enable themselves to
+borrow money of rich people; and by the same law they imposed it on
+the people at large to pay, for ever, the interest of the money so by
+them borrowed.
+
+The money which they thus borrowed they spent in wars, or divided
+amongst themselves, in one shape or another. Indeed the money spent in
+wars was pocketed, for the greater part, by themselves. Thus they
+owed, in time, immense sums of money; and as they continued to pass
+laws to compel the nation at large to pay the interest of what they
+borrowed, spent and pocketed, they called and still call this debt,
+the debt of the nation; or, in the usual words, the national debt.
+
+It is curious to observe that there has seldom been known in the world
+any very wicked and mischievous scheme of which a priest of some
+description or other was not at the bottom. This scheme, certainly as
+wicked in itself as any that was ever known, and far more mischievous
+in its consequences than any other, was the offspring of a Bishop of
+Salisbury, whose name was Burnet; a name that we ought to teach our
+very children to execrate. This crafty priest was made a Bishop for
+his invention of this scheme; a fit reward for such a service.
+
+The Boroughmongers began this debt one hundred and twenty-four years
+ago. They have gone on borrowing ever since; and have never paid off
+one farthing, and never can. They have continued to pass Acts to make
+the people pay the interest of what has been borrowed; till, at last,
+the debt itself amounts to more than all the lands, all the houses,
+all the trees, all the canals and all the mines would sell for at
+their full sterling value; and the money to pay the interest is taken
+out of men's rents and out of their earnings; and you, Jack, as I
+shall by and by prove to you, pay to the Boroughmongers more than the
+half of what you receive in weekly wages from your master.
+
+Is not this a pretty state of things? Pray observe, Jack, the debt far
+exceeds the real full value of the whole kingdom, if there could be a
+purchaser found for it. So that, you see, as to private property no
+man has any, as long as this debt hangs upon the country. Your master,
+Farmer Gripe, for instance, calls his farm _his_. It is none of his,
+according to the Boroughmongers' law; for that law has pawned it for
+the payment of the interest of the Boroughmongers' debt; and the pawn
+must remain as long as the Boroughmongers' law remains. Gripe is
+compelled to pay out of the yearly value of his farm a certain portion
+to the debt. He may, indeed, sell the farm; but he can get only a part
+of the value; because the purchaser will have to pay a yearly sum on
+account of the pawn. In short, the Boroughmongers have, in fact,
+passed laws to take every man's private property away from him, in
+whatever portions their debt may demand such taking away; and a man
+who thinks himself an owner of land, is at best only a steward who
+manages it for the Boroughmongers.
+
+This, however, is only a small part of the evil; for the whole of the
+rents of the houses and lands and mines and canals would not pay the
+interest of this debt; no, and not much more than the half of it. The
+labour is therefore pawned too. Every man's labour is pawned for the
+payment of the interest of this debt. Aye, Jack, you may think that
+you are working for yourself, and that, when on a Saturday night you
+take nine shillings from Farmer Gripe, the shillings are for your own
+use. You are grievously deceived, for more than half the sum is paid
+to the Boroughmongers on account of the pawn. You do not see this, but
+the fact is so. Come, what are the things in which you expend the nine
+shillings? Tea, sugar, tobacco, candles, salt, soap, shoes, beer,
+bread; for no meat do you ever taste. On the articles taken together,
+except bread, you pay far more than half tax; and you will observe
+that your master's taxes are, in part, pinched out of you. There is an
+army employed in Ireland to go with the excisemen and other taxers to
+make the people pay. If the taxers were to wait at the ale houses and
+grocers' shops, and receive their portion from your own hands, you
+would then clearly see that the Boroughmongers take away more than the
+half of what you earn. You would then clearly see what it is that
+makes you poor and ragged, and that makes your children cry for the
+want of a bellyful. You would clearly see that what the hypocrites
+tell you about this being your lot, and about Providence placing you
+in such a state in order to try your patience and faith, is all a base
+falsehood. Why does not Providence place the Boroughmongers and the
+parsons in a state to try their patience and faith? Is Providence less
+anxious to save them than to save you? If you could see clearly what
+you pay on account of the Boroughmongers' pawn, you would see that
+your misery arises from the designs of a benevolent Providence being
+counteracted by the measures of the Borough-tyrants.
+
+Your lot, indeed! Your lot assigned by Providence! This is real
+blasphemy! Just as if Providence, which sends the salt on shore all
+round our coast, had ordained that you should not have any of it
+unless you would pay the Boroughmongers fifteen shillings a bushel tax
+upon it! But what a Providence must that be which would ordain that an
+Englishman should pay fifteen shillings tax on a bushel of English
+salt, while a Long Islander pays only two shillings and sixpence for a
+bushel of the same salt, after it is brought to America from England?
+What an idea must we have of such a Providence as this? Oh no, Jack;
+this is not the work of Providence. It is the work of the
+Boroughmongers; the pretext about Providence has been invented to
+deceive and cheat you, and to perpetuate your slavery.
+
+Well: all is pawned then. The land, the houses, the canals, the mines,
+and the labour are pawned for the payment of the interest of the
+Boroughmongers debt. Your labour, mind, Jack, is pawned for the
+one-half of its worth. But you will naturally ask, how is it that the
+nation, that everybody submits to this? There's your mistake, Jack. It
+is not _everybody_ that submits. In the first place there are the
+Boroughmongers themselves and all their long tribe of relations,
+legitimate and spurious, who profit from the taxes, and who have the
+church livings, which they enjoy without giving the poor any part of
+their legal share of those livings. Then there are all the officers of
+army and navy, and all the endless hosts of place-men and place-women,
+pensioned men and pensioned women, and all the hosts of tax-gatherers,
+who alone, these last I mean, swallow more than would be necessary to
+carry on the Government under a reformed Parliament. But have you
+forgotten the lenders of the money which makes the debt? These people
+live wholly upon the interest of the debt; and of course they approve
+of your labour, and the labour of every man being pawned. The
+Boroughmongers have pawned your labour to them. Therefore they like
+that your labour should be taxed. They cannot be said to submit to the
+tyranny; they applaud it, and to their utmost they support it.
+
+But you will say, still the mass of the people would, if they had a
+mind to bestir themselves, be too strong for all these. Very true. But
+you forget the army, Jack. This is a great military force, armed with
+bayonets, bullets and cannon-balls, ready at all times and in all
+places to march or gallop to attack the people, if they attempt to eat
+sugar or salt without paying the tax. There are forts, under the name
+of barracks, all over the kingdom, where armed men are kept in
+readiness for this purpose. In Ireland they actually go in person to
+help to collect the taxes; and in England they are always ready to do
+the same. Now, suppose, Jack, that a man who has a bit of land by the
+seaside, were to take up a little of the salt that Providence sends on
+shore. He would be prosecuted. He would resist the process. Soldiers
+would come and take him away to be tried and _hanged_. Suppose you,
+Jack, were to dip your rushes into grease, till they came to farthing
+candles. The Excise would prosecute you. The sheriff would send men to
+drag you to jail. You would fight in defence of your house and home.
+You would beat off the sheriff's men. Soldiers would come and kill
+you, or would take you away to be hanged.
+
+This is the thing by which the Boroughmongers govern. There are enough
+who would gladly not submit to their tyranny; but there is nobody but
+themselves who has an army at command.
+
+Nevertheless they are not altogether easy under these circumstances.
+An army is a two-edged weapon. It may cut the employer as well as the
+thing that it is employed upon. It is made up of flesh and blood, and
+of English flesh and blood too. It may not always be willing to move,
+or to strike when moved. The Boroughmongers see that their titles and
+estates hang upon the army. They would fain coax the people back again
+to feelings of reverence and love. They would fain wheedle them into
+something that shall blunt their hostility. They have been trying
+Bible-schemes, school-schemes, and soup-schemes. And at last they are
+trying the Savings Banks scheme, upon which I shall now more
+particularly address you.
+
+This thing is of the same nature, and its design is the same, as those
+of the grand scheme of Bishop Burnet. The people are discontented.
+They feel their oppressions; they seek a change; and some of them have
+decidedly protested against paying any longer any part of the
+interest of the debt, which they say ought to be paid, if at all, by
+those who have borrowed and spent, or pocketed, the money. Now then,
+in order to enlist great numbers of labourers and artisans on their
+side, the Boroughmongers have fallen upon the scheme of coaxing them
+to put small sums into what they call _banks_. These sums they pay
+large interest upon, and suffer the parties to take them out whenever
+they please. By this scheme they think to bind great numbers to them
+and their tyranny. They think that great numbers of labourers and
+artisans, seeing their little sums increase, as they will imagine,
+will begin to conceive the hopes of becoming rich by such means; and
+as these persons are to be told that their money is in the _funds_,
+they will soon imbibe the spirit of fundholders, and will not care who
+suffers, or whether freedom or slavery prevail, so that the funds be
+but safe.
+
+Such is the scheme and such the motives. It will fail of its object,
+though not unworthy the inventive powers of the servile knaves of
+Edinburgh. It will fail, first because the men from whom alone the
+Borough-tyrants have anything to dread, will see through the scheme
+and despise it; and will, besides, well know that the funds are a mere
+bubble that may burst, or be bursted at any moment. The parsons appear
+to be the main tools in this coaxing scheme. They are always at the
+head of everything which they think likely to support tyranny. The
+depositors will be domestic servants, particularly women, who will be
+tickled with the idea of having a fortune in the funds. The
+Boroughmongers will hint to their tenants that they must get their
+labourers into the Savings Banks. A preference will be given to such
+as deposit. The Ladies, the 'Parsons' Ladies,' will scold poor people
+into the funds. The parish officers will act their part in this
+compulsory process: and thus will the Boroughmongers get into their
+hands some millions of the people's money by a sort of 'forced loan':
+or in other words, a robbery. In order to swell the thing out, the
+parsons and other tools of the Boroughmongers will lend money in this
+way themselves, under feigned names; and we shall, if the system last
+a year or two, hear boastings of how rich the poor are become.
+
+Now then, Jack, supposing it possible that Farmer Gripe may, under
+pain of being turned out of your cottage, have made you put your
+twopence a week into one of these banks, let us see what is the
+natural consequence of your so doing. Twopence a week is eight
+shillings and eightpence a year; and the interest will make the amount
+about nine shillings perhaps. What use is this to you? Will you let it
+remain; and will you go on thus for years? You must go on a great many
+years, indeed, before your deposit amounts to as much as the
+Boroughmongers take from you in one year! Twopence will buy you a
+quarter of a pound of meat. This is a dinner for your wife or
+yourself. You never taste meat. And why are you to give up half a
+pound of your bread to the Boroughmongers. You are ill; your wife is
+ill; your children are ill. 'Go to the bank and take out your money,'
+says the overseer; 'for I'll give you no aid till that be spent.' Thus
+then, you will have been robbing your own starved belly weekly, to no
+other end than that of favouring the parish purse, upon which you have
+a just and legal claim, until the clergy restore to the poor what they
+have taken from them. As the thing now stands, the poor are starved by
+others, this scheme is intended to make them assist in the work
+themselves, at the same time that it binds them to the tyranny.
+
+But, Jack, what a monstrous thing is this, that the Boroughmongers
+should kindly pass an Act to induce you to save your money, while they
+take from you five shillings out of every nine that you earn? Why not
+take less from you! That would be the more natural way to go to work,
+surely. Why not leave you all your earnings to yourself? Oh, no! They
+cannot do that. It is from the labour of men like you that the far
+greater part of the money comes to enrich the Boroughmongers, their
+relations and dependants.
+
+However, suppose you have gotten together five pounds in a Savings
+Bank. That is to say in the funds. This is a great deal for you,
+though it is not half so much as you are compelled to give to the
+Boroughmongers in one year. This is a great sum. It is much more than
+you ever will have; but suppose you have it. It is _in the funds_,
+mind. And now let me tell you what the funds are; which is necessary
+if you have not read my little book called _Paper against Gold._ The
+funds is _no place_ at all, Jack. It is nothing, Jack. It is
+moonshine. It is a lie, a bubble, a fraud, a cheat, a humbug. And it
+is all these in the most perfect degree. People think that the funds
+is a place where money is kept. They think that it is a place which
+contains that which they have deposited. But the fact is, that the
+funds is a word which means nothing that the most of the people think
+it means. It means the _descriptions of the several sorts of the
+debt_. Suppose I owed money to a tailor, to a smith, to a shoemaker,
+to a carpenter, and that I had their several bills in my house. I
+should in the language of the Boroughmongers, call these bills my
+_funds_. The Boroughmongers owe some people annuities at three pounds
+for a hundred; some at four pounds for a hundred; some at five pounds
+for a hundred; and these annuities, or debts they call their funds.
+And, Jack, if the Savings Bank people lend them a good parcel of
+money, they will have that money in these debts or funds. They will be
+owners of some of those debts which never will and never can be paid.
+
+But what is this money too in which you are to be paid back again? It
+is no money. It is paper; and though that paper will pass just at this
+time; it will not long pass, I can assure you, Jack. When you have
+worked a fortnight, and get a pound note for it, you set a high value
+upon the note, because it brings you food. But suppose nobody would
+take the note from you. Suppose no one would give you anything in
+exchange for it. You would go back to Farmer Gripe and fling the note
+in his face. You would insist upon real money, and you would get it,
+or you would tear down his house. This is what will happen, Jack, in a
+very short time.
+
+I will explain to you, Jack, how this matter stands. Formerly
+bank-notes were as good as real money, because anybody that had one
+might go at any moment, and get real money for it at the Bank. But now
+the thing is quite changed. The Bank broke some years ago; that is to
+say, it could not pay its notes in real money; and it never has been
+able to do it from that time to this; and what is more, it never can
+do it again. To be sure the paper passes at present. You take it for
+your work, and others take it of you for bread and tea. But the time
+may be, and I believe is, very near at hand, when this paper will not
+pass at all; and then as the Boroughmongers and the Savings Bank
+people have, and can have, no real money, how are you to get your five
+pounds back again?
+
+The bank-notes may be all put down at any moment, if any man of
+talent and resolution choose to put them down; and why may not such a
+man exist, and have the Disposition to put them down? They are now of
+value, as I said before, because they will pass; because people will
+take them and will give victuals and drink for them; but, if nobody
+would give bread and tea and beer for them, would they then be good
+for anything? They are taken because people are pretty sure that they
+can pass them again; but who will take them when he does not think
+that he can pass them again? And I assure you, Jack, that even I
+myself could, before next May-day, do that which would prevent any man
+in England from ever taking a bank-note any more. If you should put
+five pounds into a Savings Bank, therefore, you could, in such case,
+never see a farthing in exchange for it.
+
+This being a matter of so much importance to you, I will clearly
+explain to you how I might easily do the thing. Mind, I do not say
+that I will do the thing. Indeed, I will not; and I do not know any
+one that intends to do it. But I will show you how I _might_ do it;
+because it is right that you should know what a ticklish state your
+poor five pounds will be in if you deposit them in the Savings Bank.
+
+You know, Jack, that _forged_ notes pass till people find them out.
+They keep passing very quietly till they come to the Bank, and there
+being known for forged notes, the man who carries them to the Bank, or
+owns them at the time, loses the amount of them. Suppose now, that Tom
+were to forge a note, and pay it to Dick for a pig. Dick would pay it
+to Bob for some tea. Bob would send it up to London to pay his
+tea-man. The tea-man would send it to the Bank. The Bank would keep
+it, and give him nothing for it. If the tea-man forgot whom he got it
+from, he must lose. If he could prove that he got it from Bob, Bob
+must lose it; and so on; but either Dick or Bob or the tea-man must
+lose it. There must be a loss somewhere.
+
+Now, it is clear that if there were a great quantity of forged notes
+in circulation, people would be afraid to take notes at all; and that
+if this great quantity came out all of a sudden, it would for a while
+put an end to all payments and all trade. And if such great quantity
+can with safety be put out, I leave you to guess, Jack, at the
+situation of your five pounds. I will now show you, then, that I could
+do this myself, and with perfect safety and ease.
+
+I could have made, at a very trifling expense, a million of pounds in
+bank-notes of various amounts. There are fourteen different ways in
+which I could send them to England, and lodge them safely there,
+without the smallest chance of their arrival being known to any soul
+except the man to whom they should be confided. The Banks might
+search and ransack every vessel that arrived from America. They might
+do what they would. They would never detect the cargo!
+
+There they are then, safe in London; a famous stock of bank-notes, so
+well executed that no human being except the Bank people would be able
+to discover the counterfeit. The agent takes a parcel at a time, and
+drops them in the street in the dark. This work he carries on for a
+week or two in such streets as are best calculated for the purpose,
+till he has well stocked the town. He may do the same at Portsmouth
+and other great towns if he please, and he may send off large supplies
+by post.
+
+Now, Jack, suppose you were up at London with your master's waggon.
+You might find a parcel of notes. You would go to the first shop to
+buy your wife a gown and your children some clothes, yourself a hat, a
+greatcoat, and some shoes. The rest you would lay out at shops on the
+road home; for the sooner you got rid of this _foundal_, the less
+chance of having it taken from you. The shopkeepers would thank you
+for your custom, and your wife's heart would bound with joy.
+
+The notes would travel about most merrily. At last they would come to
+the Bank. The holders would lose them; but you would gain by them. So
+that, upon the whole, there would be no loss, and the maker of the
+notes would have no gain. Others would find, and nearly all would do
+like you. In a few days the notes would find their way to the Bank in
+great numbers, where they would all be stopped. The news would spread
+abroad. The thieftakers would be busy. Every man who had had his note
+stopped at the Bank would alarm his neighbourhood. The country would
+ring with the news. Nobody would take a bank-note. All business would
+be at a stand. The farmers would sell no corn for bank-notes. The
+millers would have nothing else to pay with. No markets, because no
+money. The baker would be able to get no flour. He could sell no
+bread, for nobody would have money to pay him.
+
+Jack, this thing will assuredly take place. Mind, I tell you so. I
+have been right in my predictions on former occasions; and I am not
+wrong now. I beg you to believe me; or, at any rate, to blame yourself
+if you lose by such an event. In the midst of this hubbub what will
+you do? Farmer Gripe will, I daresay, give you something to eat for
+your labour. But what will become of your five pounds? That sum you
+have in the Savings Bank, and as you are to have it out at any time
+when you please, your wife sets off to draw it. The banker gives her a
+five-pound note. She brings it; but nobody will take it of you for a
+pig, for bread, for clothing, or for anything else! And this, Jack,
+will be the fate of all those who shall be weak enough to put their
+money into those banks!
+
+I beg you, Jack, not to rely on the power of the Boroughmongers in
+this case. Anything that is to be done with halters, gags, dungeons,
+bayonets, powder, or ball, they can do a great deal at; but they are
+not conjurers; they are not wizards. They cannot prevent a man from
+dropping bank-notes in the dark; and they cannot make people believe
+in the goodness of that which they must know to be bad. If they could
+hold a sword to every man's breast, they might indeed do something;
+but short of this, nothing that they can do would be of any avail.
+However, the truth is that they, in such case, will have no sword at
+all. An army is a powerful weapon; but an army must be paid. Soldiers
+have been called machines; but they are eating and drinking machines.
+With good food and drink they will go far and do much; but without
+them, they will not stir an inch. And in such a case whence is to come
+the money to pay them? In short, Jack, the Boroughmongers would drop
+down dead, like men in an apoplexy, and you would, as soon as things
+got to rights, have your bread and beer and meat and everything in
+abundance.
+
+The Boroughmongers possess no means of preventing the complete success
+of the dropping plan. If they do, they ought to thank me for giving
+them a warning of their danger; and for telling them that if they do
+prevent the success of such a plan, they are the cleverest fellows in
+this world.
+
+I now, Jack, take my leave of you, hoping that you will not be coaxed
+out of your money, and assuring you that I am your friend,
+
+WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+
+
+VII.--'THE LETTERS OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER'
+
+BY SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+
+(_To what has been said in the Introduction respecting the _Letters of
+Malachi Malagrowther_ it is only necessary to add that their immediate
+cause was a Bill due to the very commercial crisis which indirectly
+ruined Scott himself, and introduced in the spring of 1826 for
+stopping the note circulation of private banks altogether, while
+limiting that of the Bank of England to notes of £5 and upwards. The
+scheme, which was to extend to the whole of Great Britain, was from
+the first unpopular in Scotland, and Scott plunged into the fray. The
+letters excited or coincided with such violent opposition throughout
+the country that the Bill was limited to England only. As Scott was a
+strong Tory, his friends in the Government, especially Lord Melville
+and Croker (who was officially employed to answer 'Malachi'), were
+rather sore at his action. He defended himself in some spirited
+private letters, which will be found in Lockhart._)
+
+
+A LETTER ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY
+
+_To the Editor of the Edinburgh Weekly Journal_
+
+My dear Mr. Journalist--I am by pedigree a discontented person, so
+that you may throw this letter into the fire, if you have any
+apprehensions of incurring the displeasure of your superiors. I am, in
+fact, the lineal descendant of Sir Mungo Malagrowther, who makes a
+figure in the _Fortunes of Nigel_, and have retained a reasonable
+proportion of his ill-luck, and, in consequence, of his ill-temper.
+If, therefore, I should chance to appear too warm and poignant in my
+observations, you must impute it to the hasty and peevish humour which
+I derive from my ancestor. But, at the same time, it often happens
+that this disposition leads me to speak useful, though unpleasant
+truths, when more prudent men hold their tongues and eat their
+pudding. A lizard is an ugly and disgusting thing enough; but,
+methinks, if a lizard were to run over my face and awaken me, which is
+said to be their custom when they observe a snake approach a sleeping
+person, I should neither scorn his intimation, nor feel justifiable
+in crushing him to death, merely because he is a filthy little
+abridgment of a crocodile. Therefore, 'for my love, I pray you, wrong
+me not.'
+
+I am old, sir, poor, and peevish, and therefore I may be wrong; but
+when I look back on the last fifteen or twenty years, and more
+especially on the last ten, I think I see my native country of
+Scotland, if it is yet to be called by a title so discriminative,
+falling, so far as its national, or rather, perhaps, I ought now to
+say its _provincial_, interests are concerned, daily into more
+absolute contempt. Our ancestors were a people of some consideration
+in the councils of the empire. So late as my own younger days, an
+English minister would have paused, even in a favourite measure, if a
+reclamation of national rights had been made by a member for Scotland,
+supported as it uniformly then was, by the voice of her
+representatives and her people. Such ameliorations in our peculiar
+system as were thought necessary, in order that North Britain might
+keep pace with her sister in the advance of improvement, were
+suggested by our own countrymen, persons well acquainted with our
+peculiar system of laws (as different from those of England as from
+those of France), and who knew exactly how to adapt the desired
+alteration to the principle of our legislative enactments, so that the
+whole machine might, as mechanics say, work well and easily. For a
+long time this wholesome check upon innovation, which requires the
+assimilation of a proposed improvement with the general constitution
+of the country to which it has been recommended, and which ensures
+that important point, by stipulating that the measure shall originate
+with those to whom the spirit of the constitution is familiar, has
+been, so far as Scotland is concerned, considerably disused. Those who
+have stepped forward to repair the gradual failure of our
+constitutional system of law, have been persons that, howsoever
+qualified in other respects, have had little further knowledge of its
+construction than could be acquired by a hasty and partial survey,
+taken just before they commenced their labours. Scotland and her laws
+have been too often subjected to the alterations of any person who
+chose to found himself a reputation, by bringing in a bill to cure
+some defect which had never been felt in practice, but which was
+represented as a frightful bugbear to English statesmen, who, wisely
+and judiciously tenacious of the legal practice and principles
+received at home, are proportionally startled at the idea of anything
+abroad which cannot be brought to assimilate with them.
+
+The English seem to have made a compromise with the active tendency to
+innovation, which is one great characteristic of the day. Wise and
+sagacious themselves, they are nervously jealous of innovations in
+their own laws--_Nolumus leges Angliae mutari_, is written on the
+skirts of their judicial robes, as the most sacred texts of Scripture
+were inscribed on the phylacteries of the Rabbis. The belief that the
+Common Law of England constitutes the perfection of human reason, is a
+maxim bound upon their foreheads. Law Monks they have been called in
+other respects, and like monks they are devoted to their own Rule, and
+admit no question of its infallibility. There can be no doubt that
+their love of a system, which, if not perfect, has so much in it that
+is excellent, originates in the most praiseworthy feelings. Call it if
+you will the prejudice of education, it is still a prejudice
+honourable in itself, and useful to the public. I only find fault with
+it, because, like the Friars in the Duenna monopolising the bottle,
+these English monks will not tolerate in their lay brethren of the
+north the slightest pretence to a similar feeling.
+
+In England, therefore, no innovation can be proposed affecting the
+administration of justice, without being subjected to the strict
+enquiry of the Guardians of the Law, and afterwards resisted
+pertinaciously, until time and the most mature and reiterated
+discussion shall have proved its utility, nay, its necessity. The old
+saying is still true in all its points--Touch but a cobweb in
+Westminster Hall, and the old spider will come out in defence of it.
+This caution may sometimes postpone the adoption of useful
+amendments, but it operates to prevent all hasty and experimental
+innovations; and it is surely better that existing evils should be
+endured for some time longer, than that violent remedies should be
+hastily adopted, the unforeseen and unprovided for consequences of
+which are often so much more extensive than those which had been
+foreseen and reckoned upon. An ordinary mason can calculate upon the
+exact gap which will be made by the removal of a corner stone in an
+old building; but what architect, not intimately acquainted with the
+whole edifice, can presume even to guess how much of the structure is,
+or is not, to follow?
+
+The English policy in this respect is a wise one, and we have only to
+wish they would not insist in keeping it all to themselves. But those
+who are most devoted to their own religion have least sympathy for the
+feelings of dissenters; and a spirit of proselytism has of late shown
+itself in England for extending the benefits of their system, in all
+its strength and weakness, to a country which has been hitherto
+flourishing and contented under its own. They adopted the conclusion
+that all English enactments are right; but the system of municipal law
+in Scotland is not English, therefore it is wrong. Under sanction of
+this syllogism, our rulers have indulged and encouraged a spirit of
+experiment and innovation at our expense, which they resist
+obstinately when it is to be carried through at their own risk.
+
+For more than half of last century, this was a practice not to be
+thought of. Scotland was during that period disaffected, in bad
+humour, armed too, and smarting under various irritating
+recollections. This is not the sort of patient for whom an
+experimental legislator chooses to prescribe. There was little chance
+of making Saunders take the patent pill by persuasion--main force was
+a dangerous argument, and some thought claymores had edges.
+
+This period passed away, a happier one arrived, and Scotland, no
+longer the object of terror, or at least great uneasiness, to the
+British Government, was left from the year 1750 under the guardianship
+of her own institutions, to win her silent way to national wealth and
+consequence. Contempt probably procured for her the freedom from
+interference, which had formerly been granted out of fear; for the
+medical faculty are as slack in attending the garrets of paupers as
+the caverns of robbers. But neglected as she was, and perhaps
+_because_ she was neglected, Scotland, reckoning her progress during
+the space from the close of the American War to the present day, has
+increased her prosperity in a ratio more than five times greater than
+that of her more fortunate and richer sister. She is now worth the
+attention of the learned faculty, and God knows she has had plenty of
+it. She has been bled and purged, spring and fall, and _talked_ into
+courses of physic, for which she had little occasion. She has been of
+late a sort of experimental farm, upon which every political student
+has been permitted to try his theory--a kind of common property, where
+every juvenile statesman has been encouraged to make his inroads, as
+in Moray land, where, anciently, according to the idea of the old
+Highlanders, all men had a right to take their prey--a subject in a
+common dissecting room, left to the scalpel of the junior students,
+with the degrading inscription,--_fiat experimentum in corpore vili_.
+
+I do not mean to dispute, Sir, that much alteration was necessary in
+our laws, and that much benefit has followed many of the great changes
+which have taken place. I do not mean to deprecate a gradual approach
+to the English system, especially in commercial law. The Jury Court,
+for example, was a fair experiment, in my opinion, cautiously
+introduced as such, and placed under such regulations as might best
+assimilate its forms with those of the existing Supreme Court. I beg,
+therefore, to be considered as not speaking of the alterations
+themselves, but of the apparent hostility towards our municipal
+institutions, as repeatedly manifested in the course of late
+proceedings, tending to force and wrench them into a similarity with
+those of England.
+
+The opinions of our own lawyers, nay, of our Judges, than whom wiser
+and more honourable men never held that character, have been, if
+report speaks true, something too much neglected and controlled in the
+course of these important changes, in which, methinks, they ought to
+have had a leading and primary voice. They have been almost avowedly
+regarded not as persons the best qualified to judge of proposed
+innovations, but as prejudiced men, determined to oppose them, right
+or wrong. The last public Commission was framed on the very principle,
+that if Scotch lawyers were needs to be employed, a sufficient number
+of these should consist of gentlemen, who, whatever their talents and
+respectability might be in other respects, had been too long estranged
+from the study of Scottish law to retain any accurate recollection of
+an abstruse science, or any decided partiality for its technical
+forms. This was done avowedly for the purpose of evading the natural
+partiality of the Scottish Judges and practitioners to their own
+system; that partiality which the English themselves hold so sacred a
+feeling in their own Judges and Counsel learned in the law. I am not,
+I repeat, complaining of the result of the Commissions, but of the
+spirit in which the alterations were undertaken. Unquestionably much
+was done in brushing up and improving the old machinery of Scottish
+Law Courts, and in making it move more rapidly, though scarce, I
+think, more correctly than before. Dispatch has been much attended
+to. But it may be ultimately found that the timepiece which runs
+fastest does not intimate the hour most accurately. At all events, the
+changes have been made and established--there let them rest. And had
+I, Malachi Malagrowther, the sole power to-morrow of doing so, I would
+not restore the old forms of judicial proceedings; because I hold the
+constitution of Courts of Justice too serious matters to be put back
+or forward at pleasure, like a boy's first watch, merely for
+experiment's sake.
+
+What I _do_ complain of is the general spirit of slight and dislike
+manifested to our national establishments by those of the sister
+country who are so very zealous in defending their own; and not less
+do I complain of their jealousy of the opinions of those who cannot
+but be much better acquainted than they, both with the merits and
+deficiencies of the system, which hasty and imperfectly informed
+judges have shown themselves so anxious to revolutionise.
+
+There is no explanation to be given of this but one--namely, the
+entire conviction and belief of our English brethren that the true
+Themis is worshipped in Westminster Hall, and that her adorers cannot
+be too zealous in her service; while she, whose image an ingenious
+artist has depicted balancing herself upon a _tee-totum_ on the
+southern window of the Parliament House of Edinburgh, is a mere
+idol,--a Diana of Ephesus,--whom her votaries worship, either because
+her shrine brings great gain to the craftsmen, or out of an ignorant
+and dotard superstition, which induces them to prefer the old Scottish
+_Mumpsimus_ to the modern English _Sumpsimus_. Now, this is not fair
+construction in our friends, whose intentions in our behalf, we allow,
+are excellent, but who certainly are scarcely entitled to beg the
+question at issue without inquiry or discussion, or to treat us as the
+Spaniards treated the Indians, whom they massacred for worshipping the
+image of the Sun, while they themselves bowed down to that of the
+Virgin Mary. Even Queen Elizabeth was contented with the evasive
+answer of Melville, when hard pressed with the trying question,
+whether Queen Mary or she were the fairest. We are willing, in the
+spirit of that answer, to say that the Themis of Westminster Hall is
+the best fitted to preside over the administration of the larger, and
+more fertile country of beef and pudding; while she of the tee-totum
+(placed in that precarious position, we presume, to express her
+instability, since these new lights were struck out) claims a more
+limited but equally respectful homage, within her ancient
+jurisdiction--_sua paupera regna_--the Land of Cakes. If this
+compromise does not appease the ardour of our brethren for converting
+us to English forms and fashions, we must use the scriptural question,
+"Who hath required these things at your hands?"
+
+The inquiries and result of another Commission are too much to the
+purpose to be suppressed. The object was to investigate the conduct of
+the Revenue Boards in Ireland and Scotland. In the former, it is well
+known, great mismanagement was discovered; for Pat, poor fellow, had
+been playing the loon to a considerable extent. In Scotland, _not a
+shadow of abuse prevailed_. You would have thought, Mr. Journalist,
+that the Irish Boards would have been reformed in some shape, and the
+Scotch Establishments honourably acquitted, and suffered to continue
+on the footing of independence which they had so long enjoyed, and of
+which they had proved themselves so worthy. Not so, sir. The Revenue
+Boards, in both countries, underwent exactly the same regulation, were
+deprived of their independent consequence, and placed under the
+superintendence of English control; the innocent and the guilty being
+treated in every respect alike. Now, on the side of Scotland, this was
+like Trinculo losing his bottle in the pool--there was not only
+dishonour in the thing, but an infinite loss.
+
+I have heard two reasons suggested for this indiscriminating
+application of punishment to the innocent and to the culpable.
+
+In the first place, it was honestly confessed that Ireland would never
+have quietly submitted to the indignity offered to her, unless poor
+inoffensive Scotland had been included in the regulation. The Green
+Isle, it seems, was of the mind of a celebrated lady of quality, who,
+being about to have a decayed tooth drawn, refused to submit to the
+operation till she had seen the dentist extract a sound and
+serviceable grinder from the jaws of her waiting-woman--and her humour
+was to be gratified. The lady was a termagant dame--the wench a
+tame-spirited simpleton--the dentist an obliging operator--and the
+teeth of both were drawn accordingly.
+
+This gratification of his humours is gained by Pat's being up with the
+pike and shillelagh on any or no occasion. God forbid Scotland should
+retrograde towards such a state--much better that the Deil, as in
+Burns's song, danced away with the whole excisemen in the country. We
+do not want to hear her prate of her number of millions of men, and
+her old military exploits. We had better remain in union with England,
+even at the risk of becoming a subordinate species of Northumberland,
+as far as national consequence is concerned, than remedy ourselves by
+even hinting the possibility of a rupture. But there is no harm in
+wishing Scotland to have just so much ill-nature, according to her own
+proverb, as may keep her good-nature from being abused; so much
+national spirit as may determine her to stand by her own rights,
+conducting her assertion of them with every feeling of respect and
+amity toward England.
+
+The other reason alleged for this equal distribution of _punishment_,
+as if it had been the influence of the common sun, or the general
+rain, to the just and the unjust, was one which is extremely
+predominant at present with our Ministers--the _necessity_ of
+_Uniformity_ in all such cases; and the consideration what an awkward
+thing it would be to have a Board of Excise or Customs remaining
+independent in the one country, solely because they had, without
+impeachment, discharged their duty; while the same establishment was
+cashiered in another, for no better reason than that it had been
+misused.
+
+This reminds us of an incident, said to have befallen at the Castle of
+Glammis, when these venerable towers were inhabited by a certain old
+Earl of Strathmore, who was as great an admirer of uniformity as the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer could have desired. He and his gardener
+directed all in the garden and pleasure grounds upon the ancient
+principle of exact correspondence between the different parts, so that
+each alley had its brother; a principle which, renounced by gardeners,
+is now adopted by statesmen. It chanced once upon a time that a fellow
+was caught committing some petty theft, and, being taken in the
+manner, was sentenced by the Bailie Macwheeble of the jurisdiction to
+stand for a certain time in the baronial pillory, called the _jougs_,
+being a collar and chain, one of which contrivances was attached to
+each side of the portal of the great avenue which led to the castle.
+The thief was turned over accordingly to the gardener, as
+ground-officer, to see the punishment duly inflicted. When the Thane
+of Glammis returned from his morning ride, he was surprised to find
+both sides of the gateway accommodated each with a prisoner, like a
+pair of heraldic supporters, _chained_ and _collared proper_. He asked
+the gardener, whom he found watching the place of punishment, as his
+duty required, whether another delinquent had been detected? "No, my
+Lord," said the gardener, in the tone of a man excellently well
+satisfied with himself,--"but I thought the single fellow looked very
+awkward standing on one side of the gateway, so I gave half a crown to
+one of the labourers to stand on the other side for _uniformity's
+sake_." This is exactly a case in point, and probably the only one
+which can be found--with this sole difference, that I do not hear that
+the members of the Scottish Revenue Board got any boon for standing in
+the pillory with those of Ireland--for uniformity's sake.
+
+Lastly, sir, I come to this business of extending the provisions of
+the Bill prohibiting the issue of notes under five pounds to Scotland,
+in six months after the period that the regulation shall be adopted in
+England.
+
+I am not about to enter upon the question which so much agitates
+speculative writers upon the wealth of nations, or attempt to discuss
+what proportion of the precious metals ought to be detained within a
+country; what are the best means of keeping it there; or to what
+extent the want of specie can be supplied by paper credit: I will not
+ask if a poor man can be made a rich one, by compelling him to buy a
+service of plate, instead of the delf ware which served his turn.
+These are questions I am not adequate to solve. But I beg leave to
+consider the question in a practical point of view, and to refer
+myself entirely to experience.
+
+I assume, without much hazard of contradiction, that Banks have
+existed in Scotland for near one hundred and twenty years--that they
+have flourished, and the country has flourished with them--and that
+during the last fifty years particularly, provincial Banks, or
+branches of the principal established and chartered Banks, have
+gradually extended themselves in almost every Lowland district in
+Scotland; that the notes, and especially the small notes, which they
+distribute, entirely supply the demand for a medium of currency; and
+that the system has so completely expelled gold from the country of
+Scotland, that you never by any chance espy a guinea there, unless in
+the purse of an accidental stranger, or in the coffers of these Banks
+themselves. This is granting the facts of the case as broadly as can
+be asked.
+
+It is not less unquestionable that the consequence of this Banking
+system, as conducted in Scotland, has been attended with the greatest
+advantage to the country. The facility which it has afforded to the
+industrious and enterprising agriculturalist or manufacturer, as well
+as to the trustees of the public in executing national works, has
+converted Scotland from a poor, miserable, and barren country, into
+one, where, if nature has done less, art and industry have done more,
+than in perhaps any country in Europe, England herself not excepted.
+Through means of the credit which this system has afforded, roads have
+been made, bridges built, and canals dug, opening up to reciprocal
+communication the most sequestered districts of the country--manufactures
+have been established, unequalled in extent or success--wastes have
+been converted into productive farms--the productions of the earth for
+human use have been multiplied twentyfold, while the wealth of the rich
+and the comforts of the poor have been extended in the same proportion.
+And all this in a country where the rigour of the climate, and
+sterility of the soil, seem united to set improvement at defiance. Let
+those who remember Scotland forty years since, bear witness if I speak
+truth or falsehood.
+
+There is no doubt that this change has been produced by the facilities
+of procuring credit, which the Scottish Banks held forth, both by
+discounting bills, and by granting cash-accounts. Every undertaking of
+consequence, whether by the public or by individuals, has been carried
+on by such means; at least exceptions are extremely rare.
+
+There is as little doubt that the Banks could not have furnished these
+necessary funds of cash, without enjoying the reciprocal advantage of
+their own notes being circulated in consequence, and by means of the
+accommodation thus afforded. It is not to be expected that every
+undertaking which the system enabled speculators or adventurers to
+commence, should be well-judged, attentively carried on, or successful
+in issue. Imprudence in some cases, misfortune in others, have had
+their usual quantity of victims. But in Scotland, as elsewhere, it has
+happened in many instances that improvements, which turned out ruinous
+to those who undertook them, have, notwithstanding, themselves
+ultimately produced the most beneficial advantages to the country,
+which derived in such instances an addition to its general prosperity,
+even from the undertakings which had proved destructive to the private
+fortune of the projectors.
+
+Not only did the Banks dispersed throughout Scotland afford the means
+of bringing the country to an unexpected and almost marvellous degree
+of prosperity, but in no considerable instance, save one, have their
+own over-speculating undertakings been the means of interrupting that
+prosperity. The solitary exception was the undertaking called the Ayr
+Bank, rashly entered into by a large body of country gentlemen and
+others, unacquainted with commercial affairs, and who had moreover the
+misfortune not only to set out on false principles, but to get false
+rogues for their principal agents and managers. The fall of this Bank
+brought much calamity on the country; but two things are remarkable in
+its history: First, that under its too prodigal, yet beneficial
+influence, a fine county (that of Ayr) was converted from a desert
+into a fertile land. Secondly, that, though at a distant interval, the
+Ayr Bank paid all its engagements, and the loss only fell on the
+original stockholders. The warning was, however, a terrible one, and
+has been so well attended to in Scotland, that very few attempts seem
+to have been afterwards made to establish Banks prematurely--that is,
+where the particular district was not in such an advanced state as to
+require the support of additional credit; for in every such case, it
+was judiciously foreseen, the forcing a capital on the district could
+only lead to wild speculation, instead of supporting solid and
+promising undertakings.
+
+The character and condition of the persons pursuing the profession
+ought to be noticed, however slightly. The Bankers of Scotland have
+been, generally speaking, _good_ men, in the mercantile phrase,
+showing, by the wealth of which they have died possessed, that their
+credit was sound; and _good_ men also, many of them eminently so, in
+the more extensive and better sense of the word, manifesting, by the
+excellence of their character, the fairness of the means by which
+their riches were acquired. There may have been, among so numerous a
+body, men of a different character, fishers in troubled waters,
+capitalists who sought gain not by the encouragement of fair trade
+and honest industry, but by affording temporary fuel to rashness or
+avarice. But the number of upright traders in the profession has
+narrowed the means of mischief which such Christian Shylocks would
+otherwise have possessed. There was loss, there was discredit, in
+having recourse to such characters, when honest wants could be fairly
+supplied by upright men, and on liberal terms. Such reptiles have been
+confined in Scotland to batten upon their proper prey of folly, and
+feast, like worms, on the corruption in which they are bred.
+
+Since the period of the Ayr Bank, now near half a century, I recollect
+very few instances of Banking Companies issuing notes which have
+become insolvent. One, about thirty years since, was the Merchant Bank
+of Stirling, which never was in high credit, having been known almost
+at the time of its commencement by the odious nickname of _Black in
+the West_. Another was within these ten years, the East Lothian
+Banking Company, whose affairs had been very ill conducted by a
+villainous manager. In both cases, the notes were paid up in full. In
+the latter case, they were taken up by one of the most respectable
+houses in Edinburgh; so that all current engagements were paid without
+the least check to the circulation of their notes, or inconvenience to
+poor or rich, who happened to have them in possession. The Union Bank
+of Falkirk also became insolvent within these fifteen years, but paid
+up its engagements without much loss to the creditors. Other cases
+there may have occurred, not coming within my recollection; but I
+think none which made any great sensation, or could at all affect the
+general confidence of the country in the stability of the system. None
+of these bankruptcies excited much attention, or, as we have seen,
+caused any considerable loss.
+
+In the present unhappy commercial distress, I have always heard and
+understood that the Scottish Banks have done all in their power to
+alleviate the evils which came thickening on the country; and far from
+acting illiberally, that they have come forward to support the
+tottering credit of the commercial world with a frankness which
+augured the most perfect confidence in their own resources. We have
+heard of only one provincial Bank being even for a moment in the
+predicament of suspicion; and of that copartnery the funds and credit
+were so well understood, that their correspondents in Edinburgh, as in
+the case of the East Lothian Bank formerly mentioned, at once
+guaranteed the payment of their notes, and saved the public even from
+momentary agitation, and individuals from the possibility of distress.
+I ask what must be the stability of a system of credit of which such
+an universal earthquake could not displace or shake even the slightest
+individual portion?
+
+Thus stands the case in Scotland; and it is clear any restrictive
+enactment affecting the Banking system, or their mode of issuing
+notes, must be adopted in consequence of evils, operating elsewhere
+perhaps, but certainly unknown in this country.
+
+In England, unfortunately, things have been very different, and the
+insolvency of many provincial Banking Companies, of the most
+established reputation for stability, has greatly distressed the
+country, and alarmed London itself, from the necessary reaction of
+their misfortunes upon their correspondents in the capital.
+
+I do not think, sir, that the advocate of Scotland is called upon to
+go further, in order to plead an exemption from any experiment which
+England may think proper to try to cure her own malady, than to say
+such malady does not exist in her jurisdiction. It is surely enough to
+plead, 'We are well, our pulse and complexion prove it--let those who
+are sick take physic.' But the opinion of the English Ministers is
+widely different; for, granting our premisses, they deny our
+conclusion.
+
+The peculiar humour of a friend, whom I lost some years ago, is the
+only one I recollect, which jumps precisely with the reasoning of the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. My friend was an old Scottish laird, a
+bachelor and a humorist--wealthy, convivial, and hospitable, and of
+course having always plenty of company about him. He had a regular
+custom of swallowing every night in the world one of Dr. Anderson's
+pills, for which reasons may be readily imagined. But it is not so
+easy to account for his insisting on every one of his guests taking
+the same medicine, and whether it was by way of patronising the
+medicine, which is in some sense a national receipt, or whether the
+mischievous old wag amused himself with anticipating the scenes of
+delicate embarrassment, which the dispensation sometimes produced in
+the course of the night, I really cannot even guess. What is equally
+strange, he pressed the request with a sort of eloquence which
+succeeded with every guest. No man escaped, though there were few who
+did not make resistance. His powers of persuasion would have been
+invaluable to a minister of state. 'What! not one _Leetle Anderson_,
+to oblige your friend, your host, your entertainer! He had taken one
+himself--he would take another, if you pleased--surely what was good
+for his complaint must of course be beneficial to yours?' It was in
+vain you pleaded your being perfectly well,--your detesting the
+medicine,--your being certain it would not agree with you--none of the
+apologies were received as valid. You might be warm, pathetic or
+sulky, fretful or patient, grave or serious in testifying your
+repugnance, but you were equally a doomed man; escape was impossible.
+Your host was in his turn eloquent,--authoritative,--facetious,
+--argumentative,--precatory,--pathetic, above all, pertinacious. No
+guest was known to escape the _Leetle Anderson_. The last time I
+experienced the laird's hospitality there were present at the evening
+meal the following catalogue of guests:--a Bond-street dandy, of the most
+brilliant water, drawn thither by the temptation of grouse-shooting--a
+writer from the neighbouring borough (the lairds _doer_, I
+believe),--two country lairds, men of reserved and stiff habits--three
+sheep-farmers, as stiff-necked and stubborn as their own haltered
+rams--and I, Malachi Malagrowther, not facile or obvious to persuasion.
+There was also the Esculapius of the vicinity--one who gave, but
+elsewhere was never known to _take_ medicine. All succumbed--each took,
+after various degrees of resistance according to his peculiar fashion,
+his own _Leetle Anderson_. The doer took a brace. On the event I
+am silent. None had reason to congratulate himself on his complaisance.
+The laird has slept with his ancestors for some years, remembered
+sometimes with a smile on account of his humorous eccentricities, always
+with a sigh when his surviving friends and neighbours reflect on his
+kindliness and genuine beneficence. I have only to add that I hope he
+has not bequeathed to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, otherwise so
+highly gifted, his invincible powers of persuading folks to take
+medicine, which their constitutions do not require.
+
+Have I argued my case too high in supposing that the present intended
+legislative enactment is as inapplicable to Scotland as a pair of
+elaborate knee-buckles would be to the dress of a kilted Highlander? I
+think not.
+
+I understand Lord Liverpool and the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+distinctly to have admitted the fact, that no distress whatever had
+originated in Scotland from the present issuing of small notes of the
+bankers established there, whether provincial in the strict sense, or
+sent abroad by branches of the larger establishments settled in the
+metropolis. No proof can be desired better than the admission of the
+adversary.
+
+Nevertheless, we have been positively informed by the newspapers that
+Ministers see no reason why any law adopted on this subject should not
+be imperative over all his Majesty's dominions, including Scotland,
+_for uniformity's sake_. In my opinion they might as well make a law
+that the Scotsman, for uniformity's sake, should not eat oatmeal,
+because it is found to give Englishmen the heartburn. If an ordinance
+prohibiting the oatcake, can be accompanied with a regulation capable
+of being enforced, that in future, for uniformity's sake, our moors
+and uplands shall henceforth bear the purest wheat, I for one have no
+objection to the regulation. But till Ben Nevis be level with
+Norfolkshire, though the natural wants of the two nations may be the
+same, the extent of these wants, natural or commercial, and the mode
+of supplying them, must be widely different, let the rule of
+uniformity be as absolute as it will. The nation which cannot raise
+wheat, must be allowed to eat oat-bread; the nation which is too poor
+to retain a circulating medium of the precious metals, must be
+permitted to supply its place with paper credit; otherwise, they must
+go without food, and without currency.
+
+If I were called on, Mr. Journalist, I think I could give some reasons
+why the system of banking which has been found well adapted for
+Scotland is not proper for England, and why there is no reason for
+inflicting upon us the intended remedy; in other words, why this
+political balsam of Fierabras which is to relieve Don Quixote, may
+have a great chance to poison Sancho. With this view, I will mention
+briefly some strong points of distinction affecting the comparative
+credit of the banks in England and in Scotland; and they seem to
+furnish, to one inexperienced in political economies (upon the
+transcendental doctrines of which so much stress is now laid), very
+satisfactory reasons for the difference which is not denied to exist
+betwixt the effects of the same general system in different countries.
+
+In Scotland, almost all Banking Companies consist of a considerable
+number of persons, many of them men of landed property, whose landed
+estates, with the burthens legally affecting them, may be learned from
+the records, for the expense of a few shillings; so that all the
+world knows, or may know, the general basis on which their credit
+rests, and the extent of real property, which, independent of their
+personal means, is responsible for their commercial engagements. In
+most banking establishments this fund of credit is considerable, in
+others immense; especially in those where the shares are numerous, and
+are held in small proportions, many of them by persons of landed
+estates, whose fortunes, however large, and however small their share
+of stock, must all be liable to the engagements of the Bank. In
+England, as I believe, the number of the partners engaged in a banking
+concern cannot exceed five; and though of late years their landed
+property has been declared subject to be attacked by their commercial
+creditors, yet no one can learn, without incalculable trouble, the
+real value of that land, or with what mortgages it is burthened. Thus,
+_cæteris paribus_, the English banker cannot make his solvency
+manifest to the public, therefore cannot expect, or receive, the same
+unlimited trust, which is willingly and securely reposed in those of
+the same profession in Scotland.
+
+Secondly, the circulation of the Scottish bank-notes is free and
+unlimited; an advantage arising from their superior degree of credit.
+They pass without a shadow of objection through the whole limits of
+Scotland, and, though they cannot be legally tendered, are current
+nearly as far as York in England. Those of English Banking Companies
+seldom extend beyond a very limited horizon: in two or three stages
+from the place where they are issued, many of them are objected to,
+and give perpetual trouble to any traveller who has happened to take
+them in change on the road. Even the most creditable provincial notes
+never approach London in a free tide--never circulate like blood to
+the heart, and from thence to the extremities, but are current within
+a limited circle; often, indeed, so very limited, that the notes
+issued in the morning, to use an old simile, fly out like pigeons from
+the dovecot, and are sure to return in the evening to the spot which
+they have left at break of day.
+
+Owing to these causes, and others which I forbear mentioning, the
+profession of provincial Bankers in England is limited in its regular
+profits, and uncertain in its returns, to a degree unknown in
+Scotland; and is, therefore, more apt to be adopted in the South by
+men of sanguine hopes and bold adventure (both frequently
+disproportioned to the extent of their capital), who sink in mines or
+other hazardous speculations the funds which their banking credit
+enables them to command, and deluge the country with notes, which, on
+some unhappy morning, are found not worth a penny--as those to whom
+the foul fiend has given apparent treasures are said in due time to
+discover they are only pieces of slate.
+
+I am aware it may be urged that the restrictions imposed on those
+English provincial Banks are necessary to secure the supremacy of the
+Bank of England; on the same principle on which dogs, kept near the
+purlieus of a royal forest, were anciently lamed by the cutting off of
+one of the claws, to prevent their interfering with the royal sport.
+This is a very good regulation for England, for what I know; but why
+should the Scottish institutions, which do not, and cannot interfere
+with the influence of the Bank of England, be put on a level with
+those of which such jealousy is, justly or unjustly, entertained? We
+receive no benefit from that immense establishment, which, like a
+great oak, overshadows England from Tweed to Cornwall. Why should our
+national plantations be cut down or cramped for the sake of what
+affords us neither shade nor shelter, and which, besides, can take no
+advantage by the injury done to us? Why should we be subjected to a
+monopoly from which we derive no national benefit?
+
+I have only to add that Scotland has not felt the slightest
+inconvenience from the want of specie, nay, that it has never been in
+request among them. A tradesman will take a guinea more unwillingly
+than a note of the same value--to the peasant the coin is unknown. No
+one ever wishes for specie save when upon a journey to England. In
+occasional runs upon particular houses, the notes of other Banking
+Companies have always been the value asked for--no holder of these
+notes ever demanded specie. The credit of one establishment might be
+doubted for the time--that of the general system was never brought
+into question. Even avarice, the most suspicious of passions, has in
+no instance I ever heard of, desired to compose her hoards by an
+accumulation of the precious metals. The confidence in the credit of
+our ordinary medium has not been doubted even in the dreams of the
+most irritable and jealous of human passions.
+
+All these considerations are so obvious that a statesman so acute as
+Mr. Robinson must have taken them in at the first glance, and must at
+the same time have deemed them of no weight, compared with the
+necessary conformity between the laws of the two kingdoms. I must,
+therefore, speak to the justice of this point of uniformity.
+
+Sir, my respected ancestor, Sir Mungo, when he had the distinguished
+honour to be _whipping_, or rather _whipped boy_, to his Majesty King
+James the Sixth of gracious memory, was always, in virtue of his
+office, scourged when the king deserved flogging; and the same
+equitable rule seems to distinguish the conduct of Government towards
+Scotland, as one of the three United Kingdoms. If Pat is guilty of
+peculation, Sister Peg loses her Boards of Revenue--if John Bull's
+cashiers mismanage his money-matters, those who have conducted Sister
+Margaret's to their own great honour, and her no less advantage, must
+be deprived of the power of serving her in future; at least that power
+must be greatly restricted and limited.
+
+ 'Quidquid delirant reges plectuntur Achivi.'
+
+That is to say, if our superiors of England and Ireland eat sour
+grapes, the Scottish teeth must be set on edge as well as their own.
+An uniformity in benefits may be well--an uniformity in penal
+measures, towards the innocent and the guilty, in prohibitory
+regulations, whether necessary or not, seems harsh law, and worse
+justice.
+
+This levelling system, not equitable in itself, is infinitely unjust,
+if a story, often told by my poor old grandfather, was true, which I
+own I am inclined to doubt. The old man, sir, had learned in his
+youth, or dreamed in his dotage, that Scotland had become an integral
+part of England,--not in right of conquest, or rendition, or through
+any right of inheritance--but in virtue of a solemn Treaty of Union.
+Nay, so distinct an idea had he of this supposed Treaty, that he used
+to recite one of its articles to this effect:--'That the laws in use
+within the kingdom of Scotland, do, after the Union, remain in the
+same force as before, but alterable by the Parliament of Great
+Britain, with this difference between the laws concerning public
+right, policy, and civil government, and those which concern private
+right, that the former may be made the same through the whole United
+Kingdom; but that no alteration be made on laws which concern private
+right, _excepting for the evident utility of the subjects within
+Scotland_.' When the old gentleman came to the passage, which you will
+mark in italics, he always clenched his fist, and exclaimed, 'Nemo me
+impune lacessit!' which, I presume, are words belonging to the black
+art, since there is no one in the Modern Athens conjuror enough to
+understand their meaning, or at least to comprehend the spirit of the
+sentiment which my grandfather thought they conveyed.
+
+I cannot help thinking, sir, that if there had been any truth in my
+grandfather's story, some Scottish member would, on the late occasion,
+have informed the Chancellor of the Exchequer, that, in virtue of this
+Treaty, it was no sufficient reason for innovating upon the private
+rights of Scotsmen in a most tender and delicate point, merely that
+the Right Honourable Gentleman saw no reason why the same law should
+not be current through the whole of his Majesty's dominions; and that,
+on the contrary, it was incumbent upon him to go a step further, and
+to show that the alteration proposed _was_ for the EVIDENT UTILITY _of
+the subjects within Scotland_,--a proposition disavowed by the Right
+Honourable Gentleman's candid admission, as well as by that of the
+Prime Minister, and contradicted in every circumstance by the actual
+state of the case.
+
+Methinks, sir, our 'Chosen Five and Forty,' supposing they had bound
+themselves to Ministers by such oaths of silence and obedience as are
+taken by Carthusian friars, must have had free-will and speech to
+express their sentiments, had they been possessed of so irrefragable
+an argument in such a case of extremity. The sight of a father's life
+in danger is said to have restored the power of language to the dumb;
+and truly, the necessary defence of the rights of our native country
+is not, or at least ought not to be, a less animating motive. Lord
+Lauderdale almost alone interfered, and procured, to his infinite
+honour, a delay of six months in the extension of this act,--a sort of
+reprieve from the southern _jougs_,--by which we may have some chance
+of profiting, if, during the interval, we can show ourselves true
+Scotsmen, by some better proof than merely by being 'wise behind the
+hand.'
+
+In the first place, sir, I would have this old Treaty searched for,
+and should it be found to be still existing, I think it decides the
+question. For, how can it be possible that it should be for the
+'evident utility' of Scotland to alter her laws of private right, to
+the total subversion of a system under which she is admitted to have
+flourished for a century, and which has never within North Britain
+been attended with the inconveniences charged against it in the sister
+country, where, by the way, it never existed? Even if the old
+parchment should be voted obsolete, there would be some satisfaction
+in having it looked out and preserved--not in the Register-Office, or
+Advocates' Library, where it might awaken painful recollections--but
+in the Museum of the Antiquaries, where, with the Solemn League and
+Covenant, the Letter of the Scottish Nobles to the Pope on the
+independence of their country, and other antiquated documents, once
+held in reverence, it might silently contract dust, yet remain to bear
+witness that such things had been.
+
+I earnestly hope, however, that an international league of such
+importance may still be found obligatory on both the _high_ and the
+_low_ contracting parties; on that which has the power, and apparently
+the will, to break it, as well as on the weaker nation, who cannot,
+without incurring still worse, and more miserable consequences, oppose
+aggression, otherwise than by invoking the faith of treaties, and the
+national honour of Old England.
+
+In the second place, all ranks and bodies of men in North Britain (for
+all are concerned, the poor as well as the rich) should express by
+petition their sense of the injustice which is offered to the country,
+and the distress which will probably be the necessary consequence.
+Without the power of issuing their own notes the Banks cannot supply
+the manufacturer with that credit which enables him to pay his
+workmen, and wait his return; or accommodate the farmer with that
+fund which makes it easy for him to discharge his rent, and give wages
+to his labourers, while in the act of performing expensive operations
+which are to treble or quadruple the produce of his farm. The trustees
+on the high-roads and other public works, so ready to stake their
+personal credit for carrying on public improvements, will no longer
+possess the power of raising funds by doing so. The whole existing
+state of credit is to be altered from top to bottom, and Ministers are
+silent on any remedy which such a state of things would imperiously
+require.
+
+These are subjects worth struggling for, and rather of more importance
+than generally come before County Meetings. The English legislature
+seems inclined to stultify our Law Authorities in their department;
+but let us at least try if they will listen to the united voice of a
+Nation in matters which so intimately concern its welfare, that almost
+every man must have formed a judgment on the subject, from something
+like personal experience. For my part, I cannot doubt the result.
+
+Times are undoubtedly different from those of Queen Anne, when, Dean
+Swift having in a political pamphlet passed some sarcasms on the
+Scottish nation, as a poor and fierce people, the Scythians of
+Britain,--the Scottish peers, headed by the Duke of Argyll, went in
+a body to the ministers, and compelled them to disown the sentiments
+which had been expressed by their partisan, and offer a reward of
+three hundred pounds for the author of the libel, well known to be the
+best advocate and most intimate friend of the existing administration.
+They demanded also that the printer and publisher should be prosecuted
+before the House of Peers; and Harley, however unwillingly, was
+obliged to yield to their demand.
+
+In the celebrated case of Porteous, the English legislature saw
+themselves compelled to desist from vindictive measures, on account of
+a gross offence committed in the metropolis of Scotland. In that of
+the Roman Catholic bill they yielded to the voice of the Scottish
+people, or rather of the Scottish mob, and declared the proposed
+alteration of the law should not extend to North Britain. The cases
+were different, in point of merit, though the Scots were successful in
+both. In the one, a boon of clemency was extorted; in the other,
+concession was an act of decided weakness. But ought the present
+administration of Great Britain to show less deference to our
+temperate and general remonstrance on a matter concerning ourselves
+only, than their predecessors did to the passions, and even the
+ill-founded and unjust prejudices, of our ancestors?
+
+Times, indeed, have changed since those days, and circumstances also.
+We are no longer a poor, that is, so _very poor_ a country and
+people; and as we have increased in wealth, we have become somewhat
+poorer in spirit, and more loath to incur displeasure by contests upon
+mere etiquette, or national prejudice. But we have some grounds to
+plead for favour with England. We have borne our pecuniary impositions
+during a long war, with a patience the more exemplary, as they lay
+heavier on us from our comparative want of means--our blood has flowed
+as freely as that of England or of Ireland--our lives and fortunes
+have become unhesitatingly devoted to the defence of the empire--our
+loyalty as warmly and willingly displayed towards the person of our
+Sovereign. We have consented with submission, if not with
+cheerfulness, to reductions and abolitions of public offices, required
+for the good of the state at large, but which must affect materially
+the condition, and even the respectability, of our overburthened
+aristocracy. We have in every respect conducted ourselves as good and
+faithful subjects of the general empire.
+
+We do not boast of these things as actual merits; but they are at
+least duties discharged, and in an appeal to men of honour and of
+judgment, must entitle us to be heard with patience, and even
+deference, on the management of our own affairs, if we speak
+unanimously, lay aside party feeling, and use the voice of one leaf of
+the holy Trefoil,--one distinct and component part of the United
+Kingdoms.
+
+Let no consideration deter us from pleading our own cause temperately
+but firmly, and we shall certainly receive a favourable audience. Even
+our acquisition of a little wealth, which might abate our courage on
+other occasions, should invigorate us to unanimous perseverance at the
+present crisis, when the very source of our national prosperity is
+directly, though unwittingly, struck at. Our plaids are, I trust, not
+yet sunk into Jewish gaberdines, to be wantonly spit upon; nor are we
+yet bound to 'receive the insult with a patient shrug.' But exertion
+is now demanded on other accounts than those of mere honourable
+punctilio. Misers themselves will struggle in defence of their
+property, though tolerant of all aggressions by which that is not
+threatened. Avarice herself, however mean-spirited, will rouse to
+defend the wealth she possesses, and preserve the means of gaining
+more. Scotland is now called upon to rally in defence of the sources
+of her national improvement, and the means of increasing it; upon
+which, as none are so much concerned in the subject, none can be such
+competent judges as Scotsmen themselves.
+
+I cannot believe so generous a people as the English, so wise an
+administration as the present, will disregard our humble
+remonstrances, merely because they are made in the form of peaceful
+entreaty, and not _secundum perfervidum ingenium Scotorum_, with
+'durk and pistol at our belt.' It would be a dangerous lesson to teach
+the empire at large, that threats can extort what is not yielded to
+reasonable and respectful remonstrance.
+
+But this is not all. The principle of 'uniformity of laws,' if not
+manfully withstood, may have other blessings in store for us. Suppose,
+that when finished with blistering Scotland when in perfect health,
+England should find time and courage to withdraw the veil from the
+deep cancer which is gnawing her own bowels, and make an attempt to
+stop the fatal progress of her _poor-rates_. Some system or other must
+be proposed in its place--a grinding one it must be, for it is not an
+evil to be cured by palliatives. Suppose the English, for uniformity's
+sake, insist that Scotland, which is at present free from this foul
+and shameful disorder, should nevertheless be included in the severe
+_treatment_ which the disease demands, how would the landholders of
+Scotland like to undergo the scalpel and cautery, merely because
+England requires to be scarified?
+
+Or again;--Supposing England should take a fancy to impart to us her
+sanguinary criminal code, which, too cruel to be carried into effect,
+gives every wretch that is condemned a chance of one to twelve that he
+shall not be executed, and so turns the law into a lottery--would this
+be an agreeable boon to North Britain?
+
+Once more;--What if the English ministers should feel disposed to
+extend to us their equitable system of process respecting civil debt,
+which divides the advantages so admirably betwixt debtor and
+creditor--_That_ equal dispensation of justice, which provides that an
+imprisoned debtor, if a rogue, may remain in undisturbed possession of
+a great landed estate, and enjoy in a jail all the luxuries of
+Sardanapalus, while the wretch to whom he owes money is starving; and
+that, to balance the matter, a creditor, if cruel, may detain a debtor
+in prison for a lifetime, and make, as the established phrase goes,
+_dice of his bones_--would this admirable reciprocity of privilege,
+indulged alternately to knave and tyrant, please Saunders better than
+his own humane action of Cessio, and his equitable process of
+Adjudication?
+
+I will not insist further on such topics, for I daresay that these
+apparent enormities in principle are, in England where they have
+operation, modified and corrected in practice by circumstances unknown
+to me; so that, in passing judgment on them, I may myself fall into
+the error I deprecate, of judging of foreign laws without being aware
+of all the premisses. Neither do I mean that we should struggle with
+illiberality against any improvements which can be borrowed from
+English principle. I would only desire that such ameliorations were
+adopted, not merely because they are English, but because they are
+suited to be assimilated with the laws of Scotland, and lead, in
+short, _to her evident utility_; and this on the principle, that in
+transplanting a tree, little attention need be paid to the character
+of the climate and soil from which it is brought, although the
+greatest care must be taken that those of the situation to which it is
+transplanted are fitted to receive it. It would be no reason for
+planting mulberry-trees in Scotland, that they luxuriate in the south
+of England. There is sense in the old proverb, 'Ilk land has its ain
+lauch.'
+
+In the present case, it is impossible to believe the extension of
+these restrictions to Scotland can be for the _evident utility_ of the
+country, which has prospered so long and so uniformly under directly
+the contrary system.
+
+It is very probable I may be deemed illiberal in all this reasoning;
+but if to look for information to practical results, rather than to
+theoretical principles, and to argue from the effect of the experience
+of a century, rather than the deductions of a modern hypothesis, be
+illiberal, I must sit down content with a censure, which will include
+wiser men than I. The philosophical tailors of Laputa, who wrought by
+mathematical calculation, had, no doubt, a supreme contempt for those
+humble fashioners who went to work by measuring the person of their
+customer; but Gulliver tells us, that the worst clothes he ever wore,
+were constructed upon abstract principles; and truly, I think, we have
+seen some laws, and may see more, not much better adapted to existing
+circumstances, than the Captain's philosophical uniform to his actual
+person.
+
+It is true, that every wise statesman keeps sound and general
+political principles in his eye, as the pilot looks upon his compass
+to discover his true course. But this true course cannot always be
+followed out straight and diametrically; it must be altered from time
+to time, nay sometimes apparently abandoned, on account of shoals,
+breakers, and headlands, not to mention contrary winds. The same
+obstacles occur to the course of the statesman. The point at which he
+aims may be important, the principle on which he steers may be just;
+yet the obstacles arising from rooted prejudices, from intemperate
+passions, from ancient practices, from a different character of
+people, from varieties in climate and soil, may cause a direct
+movement upon his ultimate object to be attended with distress to
+individuals, and loss to the community, which no good man would wish
+to occasion, and with dangers which no wise man would voluntarily
+choose to encounter.
+
+Although I think the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been rather
+precipitate in the decided opinion which he is represented to have
+expressed on this occasion, I am far from entertaining the slightest
+disrespect for the right honourable gentleman. 'I hear as good
+exclamation upon him as on any man in Messina, and though I am but a
+poor man, I am glad to hear it.' But a decided attachment to abstract
+principle, and to a spirit of generalising, is--like a rash rider on a
+headstrong horse--very apt to run foul of local obstacles, which might
+have been avoided by a more deliberate career, where the nature of the
+ground had been previously considered.
+
+I make allowance for the temptation natural to an ingenious and active
+mind. There is a natural pride in following out an universal and
+levelling principle. It seems to augur genius, force of conception,
+and steadiness of purpose; qualities which every legislator is
+desirous of being thought to possess. On the other hand, the study of
+local advantages and impediments demands labour and inquiry, and is
+rewarded after all only with the cold and parsimonious praise due to
+humble industry. It is no less true, however, that measures which go
+straight and direct to a great general object, without noticing
+intervening impediments, must often resemble the fierce progress of
+the thunderbolt or the cannon-ball, those dreadful agents, which, in
+rushing right to their point, care not what ruin they make by the way.
+The sounder and more moderate policy, accommodating its measures to
+exterior circumstances, rather resembles the judicious course of a
+well-conducted highway, which, turning aside frequently from its
+direct course,
+
+ 'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
+
+and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
+thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
+its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.
+
+Can you tell me, sir, if this _uniformity_ of civil institutions,
+which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
+to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
+religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
+since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
+Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
+vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she
+
+ '----umpire sate,
+ And by decision more embroiled the fray'?
+
+Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
+proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'
+
+The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
+experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
+and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
+through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
+inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
+improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
+out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
+particular local circumstances, which either prevented the execution
+of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
+some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.
+
+I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
+humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
+experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
+before old institutions are demolished--the _evident utility_ of every
+alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
+submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
+would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
+sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, _cuts before the point_.
+
+It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
+imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
+content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
+speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
+sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
+not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
+warns us to _Let weel bide_; and all the world has heard of the
+untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
+to make him better, when he was already in health.--I am, Mr.
+Journalist, yours,
+
+MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+
+
+
+POSTSCRIPT
+
+
+Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
+have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
+are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
+this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
+on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
+and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
+into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
+vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
+course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
+present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
+resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
+be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
+welcomed as a boon.
+
+But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
+a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
+destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
+present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
+profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
+prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been--a
+business carried on both for their own profit, and for the
+accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
+the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
+others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
+that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
+by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
+take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?
+
+If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
+to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
+better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
+life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
+protracted suspense.
+
+
+
+
+NOTES
+
+[Transcriber's note: I have added the pamphlet headings, since the
+original page numbers are not helpful.]
+
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER.
+
+_The exclusion_--of James from the succession.
+
+_The rebellion_--Monmouth's.
+
+_The Quakers_.--A hit, of course, at Penn.
+
+_Piqueer_, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'
+
+_Lords of the Articles_.--A well-known body in the older Scottish
+Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
+thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.
+
+_Squeaziness_ = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'
+
+_It is impossible_.--Another form of 'No bishop no king.'
+
+_The new converts_.--After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.
+
+_T.W._ is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
+'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
+Temple.
+
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS.
+
+_Neither_, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
+famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in _Hamlet_.
+
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+
+I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
+with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
+vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described as '_a mean ordinary man,
+a hard-ware dealer_.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
+independent of them.
+
+_Written_--by Swift himself.
+
+_Bere_, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
+in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
+and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
+climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
+to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.
+
+_Conolly_.--Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
+
+_Pistole_--about ten shillings.
+
+_Brought to the bullion_ seems here to have the meaning of the
+French _billonner_ or _envoyer au billon_, 'to melt for recoining.'
+
+_Our Cæsar's statue_.--The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
+Dublin.
+
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE.
+
+_Contignation_.--This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
+obsolete word (from _tignum_, 'beam') means 'having a common or
+continuous roof.'
+
+The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vendéan and Chouan
+movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
+explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
+the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
+though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
+positive evidence to support them.
+
+_But when the possibility ... that the_.--It will probably seem
+to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
+It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
+inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French _que_, could
+replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.
+
+_Louis the Sixteenth_.--To this is appended a note in the editions
+beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
+could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
+late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
+_Le Secret du Roi_, and other works by the same author.
+
+_Montalembert_.--Marc René, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
+military writer.
+
+_Harrington_--of the _Oceana_.
+
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS.
+
+_Dear Abraham_.--'Peter Plymley' addresses his _Letters_ to
+'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
+parson.
+
+_Baron Maseres_.--Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
+of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
+know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.
+
+_C----_, Canning.
+
+_Dr. Duigenan_.--A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
+junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
+Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.
+
+This _light and frivolous jester_ was _not_ the Rev. Sydney
+Smith, but George Canning, Esq.
+
+_The pecuniary Rose_.--'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
+was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
+now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.
+
+_Lord Hawkesbury_, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.
+
+_Tickell_--the _Rolliad_ Tickell.
+
+_Joel_--Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.
+
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.
+
+_Paint in the most horrid colours_.--See, for instance, _The
+Bloody Buoy_ and _The Cannibal's Progress_, by William Cobbett.
+
+_Flogging_.--Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
+punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
+the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
+manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
+sentenced as he describes.
+
+_Monks and friars_.--A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
+very differently of these persons. But that was his way.
+
+_Foundal_.--I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
+for _trouvaille_, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
+the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.
+
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+_The Duenna_--Sheridan's.
+
+_The Jury Court_.--Trial by jury in _civil_ cases was only introduced
+into Scotland in 1815.
+
+_Evasive answer_--to the effect that each queen was the fairest
+woman in her own country.
+
+_Doer_ = 'factor' or agent.
+
+_Them_--as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'
+
+_Chosen Five and Forty_--the original number of members
+assigned to Scotland.
+
+_Political pamphlet_--'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'
+
+_Durk, sic_ in original.
+
+_Cessio, sc. bonorum_, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
+could be relieved of liabilities.
+
+_Adjudication_, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
+well as personal property.
+
+_Lauch_ = 'laugh.'
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Political Pamphlets, by George Saintsbury
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+Title: Political Pamphlets
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+Author: George Saintsbury
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+Release Date: November 3, 2004 [EBook #13943]
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+
+
+
+<p>THE POCKET LIBRARY<br />
+OF<br />
+ENGLISH LITERATURE<br />
+<br />
+Edited by GEORGE SAINTSBURY</p>
+
+<p>A collection, in separate volumes, partly of extracts from
+long books, partly of short pieces, by the same writer, on the
+same subject, or of the same class.</p>
+
+<p>Vol I.&mdash;Tales of Mystery.<br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1.3em;'>II.&mdash;Political Verse.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>III.&mdash;Defoe's Minor Novels.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>IV.&mdash;Political Pamphlets.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1.25em;'>V.&mdash;Seventeenth Century Lyrics.</span><br />
+<span style='margin-left: 1em;'>VI.&mdash;Elizabethan and Jacobean Pamphlets.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+
+<h1>POLITICAL PAMPHLETS</h1>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4>Edited By</h4>
+<h2>GEORGE SAINTSBURY</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h5>LONDON<br />
+PERCIVAL AND CO.<br />
+1892</h5>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<div class='table'>
+<table cellpadding='5' summary='Table of Contents'>
+ <tr>
+ <td><b>CONTENTS</b></td>
+ <td>Page</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER. (By George Savile,<br />
+Marquess of Halifax)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_1'>1</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS.<br />
+(By Daniel Defoe)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_23'>23</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS. (By Jonathan Swift)<br />
+To the Tradesmen, Shop-Keepers, Farmers, and<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; Common-People in general, of the Kingdom<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; of Ireland; concerning the Brass half-pence<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; coined by Mr. Wood</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_47'>47</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>A Letter to Mr. Harding the Printer, upon<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; occasion of a Paragraph in his News-Paper of<br />
+&nbsp; &nbsp; August 1, 1724, relating to Mr. Wood's Half-pence</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_64'>64</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE. <br />
+ (By the Right Honourable Edmund Burke)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_81'>81</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS. (By Sydney Smith</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_133'>133</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS<br />
+OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND.<br />
+LETTER TO JACK HARROW.<br />
+(By William Cobbett)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_182'>182</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td align='left'>VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.<br />
+(By Sir Walter Scott)</td>
+ <td valign='top'><a href='#Page_249'>249</a></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3>INTRODUCTION</h3>
+
+<p>It is sometimes thought, and very often said, that political writing,
+after its special day is done, becomes more dead than any other kind
+of literature, or even journalism. I do not know whether my own
+judgment is perverted by the fact of a special devotion to the
+business, but it certainly seems to me that both the thought and the
+saying are mistakes. Indeed, a rough-and-ready refutation of them is
+supplied by the fact that, in no few cases, political pieces have
+entered into the generally admitted stock of the best literary things.
+If they are little read, can we honestly say that other things in the
+same rank are read much more? And is there not the further plea, by no
+means contradictory, nor even merely alternative, that the best
+examples of them are, as a rule, merged in huge collected 'Works,' or,
+in the case of authors who have not attained to that dignity, simply
+inaccessible to the general? At any rate my publishers have consented
+to let me try the experiment of gathering certain famous things of the
+sort in this volume, and the public must decide.</p>
+
+<p>I do not begin very early, partly because examples of the Elizabethan
+political pamphlet, or what supplied its place, will be given in
+another volume of the series exclusively devoted to the pamphlet
+literature of the reigns of Eliza and our James, partly for a still
+better reason presently to be explained. On the other hand, though
+another special volume is devoted to Defoe, the immortal <i>Shortest Way
+with the Dissenters</i> is separated from the rest of his work, and given
+here. Most of the contents, however, represent authors not otherwise
+represented in the series, and though very well known indeed by name,
+less read than quoted. The suitableness of the political pamphlet,
+both by size and self-containedness, for such a volume as this, needs
+no justification except that which it, like everything else, must
+receive, by being put to the proof of reading.</p>
+
+<p>There is no difficulty in showing, with at least sufficient critical
+exactness, why it is not possible or not desirable to select examples
+from very early periods even of strictly modern history. The causes
+are in part the same as those which delayed the production of really
+capital political verse (which has been treated in another volume),
+but they are not wholly the same. The Martin Marprelate pamphlets are
+strictly political; so are many things earlier, later, and
+contemporary with them, by hands known and unknown, great and small,
+skilled and unskilled; so are some even in the work of so great a man
+as Bacon. But very many things were wanting to secure the conditions
+necessary to the perfect pamphlet. There was not the political
+freedom; there was not the public; there was not the immediate object;
+there was not, last and most of all, the style. Political utterances
+under a more or less despotic, or, as the modern euphemism goes,
+'personal' government, were almost necessarily those of a retained
+advocate, who expected his immediate reward, on the one hand; or of a
+rebel, who stood to make his account with office if he succeeded, or
+with savage punishment if he failed, on the other. A distant prospect
+of impeachment, of the loss of ears, hands, or life if the tide turns,
+is a stimulant to violence rather than to vigour. I do not think,
+however, that this is the most important factor in the problem.
+Parliamentary government, with a limited franchise of tolerably
+intelligent voters, a party system, and newspapers comparatively
+undeveloped, may not suit an ideally perfect <i>politeia</i>, but it is
+the very hotbed in which to nourish the pamphlet. There is also a
+style, as there is a time, for all things; and no style could be so
+well suited for the pamphlet as the balanced, measured, pointed, and
+polished style which Dryden and Tillotson and Temple brought in during
+the third quarter of the seventeenth century, and which did not go out
+of fashion till the second quarter of the nineteenth. We have indeed
+seen pamphlets proper exercising considerable influence in quite
+recent times; but in no instance that I can remember has this been due
+to any literary merits, and I doubt whether even the bare fact will be
+soon or often renewed in our days. The written word&mdash;the written word
+of condensed, strengthened, spirited literature&mdash;has lost much, if not
+all, of its force with an enormously increased electorate, and a
+bewildering multiplicity of print and speech of all kinds.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever justice these reasonings may have or may lack, the facts
+speak for themselves, as facts intelligently regarded have a habit of
+doing. The first pamphlets proper of great literary merit and great
+political influence are those of Halifax in the first movement of real
+party struggle during the reign of Charles the Second; the last which
+unite the same requisites are those of Scott on the eve of the first
+Reform Bill. The leaflet and circular war of the anti-Corn Law League
+must be ruled out as much as Mr. Gladstone's <i>Bulgarian Horrors</i>.</p>
+
+<p>This leaves us a period of almost exactly a hundred and fifty years,
+during which the kind, whether in good or bad examples, was of
+constant influence; while its best instances enriched literature with
+permanent masterpieces in little. I do not think that any moderately
+instructed person will find much difficulty in comprehending the
+specimens here given. I am sure that no moderately intelligent one
+will fail, with a very little trouble, to take delight in them. I do
+not know whether an artful generaliser could get anything out of the
+circumstances in which the best of them grew; I should say myself that
+nothing more than the system of government, the conditions of the
+electorate and the legislature, and the existence from time to time of
+a superheated state in political feeling, can or need be collected. In
+some respects, to my own taste, the first of these examples is also
+the best. To Halifax full justice has never been done, for we have had
+no capable historian of the late seventeenth century but Macaulay, and
+Halifax's defect of fervour as a Jacobite was more than made up to
+Macaulay by his defect of fervour as a Williamite. As for the moderns,
+I have myself more than once failed to induce editors of 'series' to
+give Halifax a place. Yet Macaulay himself has been fairer to the
+great Trimmer than to most persons with whom he was not in full
+sympathy. The weakness of Halifax's position is indeed obvious. When
+you run first to one side of the boat and then to the other, you have
+ten chances of sinking to one of trimming her. To hold fast to one
+party only, and to keep that from extremes, is the only secret, and it
+is no great disgrace to Halifax, that in the very infancy of the party
+and parliamentary system, he did not perceive it. But this hardly
+interferes at all with the excellence of his pamphlets. The polished
+style, the admirable sense, the subdued and yet ever present wit, the
+avoidance of excessive cleverness (the one thing that the average
+Briton will not stand), the constant eye on the object, are
+unmistakable. They are nearly as forcible as Dryden's political and
+controversial prefaces, which are pamphlets themselves in their way,
+and they excel them in knowledge of affairs, in urbanity, in
+adaptation to the special purpose. In all these points they resemble
+more than anything else the pamphlets of Paul Louis Courier, and
+there can be no higher praise than this.</p>
+
+<p>No age in English history was more fertile in pamphlets than the
+reigns of William and of Anne. Some men of real distinction
+occasionally contributed to them, and others (such as Ferguson and
+Maynwaring) obtained such literary notoriety as they possess by their
+means. The total volume of the kind produced during the quarter of a
+century between the Revolution and the accession of George the First
+would probably fill a considerable library. But the examples which
+really deserve exhumation are very few, and I doubt whether any can
+pretend to vie with the masterpieces of Defoe and Swift. Both these
+great writers were accomplished practitioners in the art, and the
+characteristics of both lent themselves with peculiar yet strangely
+different readiness to the work. They addressed, indeed, different
+sections of what was even then the electorate. Defoe's unpolished
+realism and his exact adaptation of tone, thought, taste, and fancy to
+the measure of the common Englishman were what chiefly gave him a
+hearing. Swift aimed and flew higher, but also did not miss the lower
+mark. No one has ever doubted that Johnson's depreciation of <i>The
+Conduct of the Allies</i> was half special perversity (for he was always
+unjust to Swift), half mere humorous paradox. For there was much more
+of this in the doctor's utterances than his admirers, either in his
+own day or since, have always recognised, or have sometimes been
+qualified by Providence to recognise. As for the <i>Drapier's Letters</i> I
+can never myself admire them enough, and they seem to me to have been
+on the whole under-rather than over-valued by posterity.</p>
+
+<p>The 'Great Walpolian Battle' and the attacks on Bute and other
+favourite ministers were very fertile in the pamphlet, but already
+there were certain signs of alteration in its character. Pulteney and
+Walpole's other adversaries had already glimmerings of the newspaper
+proper, that is to say, of the continual dropping fire rather than the
+single heavy broadside; to adopt a better metaphor still, of a
+regimental and professional soldiery rather than of single volunteer
+champions. The <i>Letters of Junius</i>, which for some time past have been
+gradually dropping from their former somewhat undue pride of place
+(gained and kept as much by the factitious mystery of their origin as
+by anything else) to a station more justly warranted, are no doubt
+themselves pamphlets of a kind; but they are separated from pamphlets
+proper not less by their contents than by their form and continuity.
+The real difference is this, that the pamphlet, though often if not
+always personal enough, should always and generally does affect at
+least to discuss a general question of principle or policy, whereas
+Junius is always personal first, and very generally last also. On the
+other hand, Burke, whether his productions be called Speeches or
+Letters, Thoughts or Reflections, is always a pamphleteer in heart and
+soul, in form and matter. If the resemblance of his pamphlets to
+speeches gives the force and fire, it is certain that the resemblance
+of his speeches to pamphlets accounts for that 'dinner-bell' effect of
+his which has puzzled some people and shocked others. Burke always
+argued the point, if he only argued one side of it, and it is the
+special as it is the saving grace of the pamphlet that it must, or at
+least should, be an argument, and not merely an invective or an
+innuendo, a sermon or a lampoon.</p>
+
+<p>Sydney Smith belonged both to the old school and the new. He was both
+pamphleteer and journalist; but he kept the form and even to some
+extent the style of his pamphlets and his articles well apart. I may
+seem likely to have some difficulty in admitting the claim of Cobbett
+after disallowing that of Junius under the definition just given, but
+I have no very great fear of being unable to making it good. Much as
+Cobbett disliked persons, and crotchety as he was in his dislikes,
+they were always dislikes of principle in the bottom. The singular
+Tory-Radicalism which Cobbett exhibited, and which has made some rank
+him unduly low, was no doubt partly due to accidents of birth and
+education, and to narrowness of intellectual form. But
+boroughmongering after all was a Whig rather than a Tory institution,
+and Cobbett's hatred of it, as well as that desire for the maintenance
+of a kind of manufacturing yeomanry (not wholly different from the
+later ideal of Mr. William Morris,) which was his other guiding
+principle throughout, was by no means alien from pure Toryism. His
+work in relation to Reform, moreover, is unmistakable&mdash;as unmistakable
+as is that of Sydney Smith, who precedes him here, with regard to
+Catholic Emancipation. I should have voted and written against both
+these things had I lived then; but this does not make me enjoy Cobbett
+or Sydney any the less.</p>
+
+<p>As for the latest example I have selected, it is a crucial one. The
+<i>Letters of Malachi Malagrowther</i> come from a man who is not often
+rated high as a political thinker, even by those who sympathise with
+his political views. But here as elsewhere the politician, no less
+than the poet, the critic, the historian, bears the penalty of the
+pre-eminent greatness of the novelist. Nothing is more uncritical than
+to regard Scott as a mere sentimentalist in politics, and I cannot
+think that any competent judge can do so after reading <i>Malagrowther</i>,
+even after reading Scott's own Diary and letters on the subject. As he
+there explains, he was not greatly carried, as a rule, to interest
+himself in the details of politics. As both Lockhart and he admit, he
+might not have been so interested even at this juncture had it not
+been for the chagrin at his own misfortunes, which, nobly and
+stoically repressed as it was, required some issue. But his general
+principle on this occasion was clear; it can be thoroughly apprehended
+and appreciated even by an Englishman of Englishmen. It was thoroughly
+justified by the event, and, I may perhaps be permitted to observe,
+ran exactly contrary to a sentiment rather widely adopted of late. No
+man, whether in public writings or private conduct, could be more set
+than Scott was against a spurious Scotch particularism. He even earned
+from silly Scots maledictions for the chivalrous justice he dealt to
+England in <i>The Lord of the Isles</i>, and the common-sense justice he
+dealt to her in the mouth of Bailie Jarvie. But he was not more
+staunch for the political Union than he was for the preservation of
+minor institutions, manners, and character; and the proposed
+interference with Scotch banking seemed to him to be one of the things
+tending to make good Scotchmen, as he bluntly told Croker, 'damned
+mischievous Englishmen.' Therefore he arose and spoke, and though he
+averted the immediate attempt, yet the prophecies which he uttered
+were amply fulfilled in other ways after the Reform Bill.</p>
+
+<p>These, then, are the principles on which I have selected the pieces
+that follow (some minor reasons for the particular choices being given
+in the special introductions):&mdash;That they should be pamphlets proper
+(<i>Malachi</i> appeared first in a newspaper, but that was a sign of the
+time chiefly, and the numbers of Cobbett's <i>Register</i> were practically
+independent pieces); that they should deal with special subjects of
+burning political, and not merely personal, interest; and that they
+should either directly or in the long-run have exercised an actual
+determining influence on the course of politics and history. This last
+point is undoubted in the case of the examples from Halifax, Swift,
+Burke (who more than any one man pointed and steeled the resistance
+of England to Jacobin tyranny), and Scott; it was less immediate, but
+scarcely more dubious in those of Defoe, Cobbett, and Sydney Smith.
+And so in all humility I make my bow as introducer once more to the
+English public of these Seven Masters of English political writing.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_1'></a>I.&mdash;'LETTER TO A DISSENTER'</h3>
+<h4>BY GEORGE SAVILE, MARQUESS OF HALIFAX</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>There is no doubt that Halifax's work deserves to rank first in a
+collection of political pamphlets. He signed none; it was indeed
+almost impossible for a prominent person in the State then safely or
+decently to do so, and different attributions were made at the time of
+some of them, as of the</i> Character of a Trimmer <i>to Coventry, and of
+this</i> Letter <i>(this 'masterly little tract,' as Macaulay justly calls
+it) to Temple. But shortly after his death all were published as his
+unchallenged, and there never has been any doubt of their authorship
+in the minds of good judges. Four of them are so good that extrinsic
+reasons have to be brought in for preferring one to the other. The</i>
+Character of a Trimmer <i>is rather too long for my scheme; the</i> Anatomy
+of an Equivalent <i>is too technical, and requires too much illustration
+and exegesis; the</i> Cautions for Choice of Members of Parliament,
+<i>though practically valuable to<a name='Page_2'></a> the present day, is a little too
+general. The</i> Letter to a Dissenter <i>escapes all these objections. It
+is brief, it is thoroughly to the point, it is comprehensible almost
+without note or comment to any one who remembers the broad fact that
+by his Declaration of Indulgence James the Second attempted to detach,
+and almost succeeded in detaching, the Dissenters from their common
+cause with the Church in opposing his enfranchisement of the Roman
+Catholics, and his preferment of them to great offices. As for its
+author, his most eminent acts are written in the pages of the
+universally read historian above quoted. But he was in reality more of
+a Tory than it suited Macaulay to represent him, though he gloried in
+the name of Trimmer, and certainly showed what is called in modern
+political slang a 'crossbench mind' not only during the madness of the
+Popish plot, during the greater madness of James's assaults on the
+Church, the Constitution, and private rights, but also (after the
+Revolution) towards William of Orange. Born about 1630 he died in
+April 1695, leaving the fame, unjustified by any samples in those
+unreported days, of the greatest orator of his time, a reputation as a
+wit which was partly inherited by his grandson, Chesterfield, and the
+small volume of</i> Miscellanies, <i>on which we here draw. The pamphlet
+itself appeared in April 1687</i>.)</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_3'></a>A LETTER TO A DISSENTER, UPON OCCASION OF HIS MAJESTY'S LATE GRACIOUS
+DECLARATION OF INDULGENCE</h3>
+
+<p>Sir&mdash;Since addresses are in fashion, give me leave to make one to you.
+This is neither the effect of fear, interest, or resentment; therefore
+you may be sure it is sincere: and for that reason it may expect to be
+kindly received. Whether it will have power enough to convince,
+dependeth upon the reasons of which you are to judge; and upon your
+preparation of mind, to be persuaded by truth, whenever it appeareth
+to you. It ought not to be the less welcome for coming from a friendly
+hand, one whose kindness to you is not lessened by difference of
+opinion, and who will not let his thoughts for the public be so tied
+or confined to this or that sub-division of Protestants as to stifle
+the charity, which besides all other arguments, is at this time become
+necessary to preserve us.</p>
+
+<p>I am neither surprised nor provoked, to see that in the condition you
+were put into by the laws, and the ill circumstances you lay under, by
+having the Exclusion and Rebellion laid to your charge, you were
+desirous to make yourselves less uneasy and obnoxious to authority.
+Men who are sore, run to the nearest remedy with too much haste to
+consider all the consequences: grains of allowance are to be<a name='Page_4'></a> given,
+where nature giveth such strong influences. When to men under
+sufferings it offereth ease, the present pain will hardly allow time
+to examine the remedies; and the strongest reason can hardly gain a
+fair audience from our mind, whilst so possessed, till the smart is a
+little allayed.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know whether the warmth that naturally belongeth to new
+friendships, may not make it a harder task for me to persuade you. It
+is like telling lovers, in the beginning of their joys, that they will
+in a little time have an end. Such an unwelcome style doth not easily
+find credit. But I will suppose you are not so far gone in your new
+passion, but that you will hear still; and therefore I am also under
+the less discouragement, when I offer to your consideration two
+things. The <i>first</i> is, the cause you have to suspect your new
+friends. The <i>second</i>, the duty incumbent upon you, in Christianity
+and prudence, not to hazard the public safety, neither by desire of
+ease nor of revenge.</p>
+
+<p>To the <i>first</i>. Consider that notwithstanding the smooth language
+which is now put on to engage you, these new friends did not make you
+their choice, but their refuge. They have ever made their first
+courtships to the Church of England, and when they were rejected
+there, they made their application to you in the second place. The
+instances of this might be given in all times. I do not repeat them,
+because<a name='Page_5'></a> whatsoever is unnecessary must be tedious; the truth of this
+assertion being so plain as not to admit a dispute. You cannot
+therefore reasonably flatter yourselves that there is any inclination
+to you. They never pretended to allow you any quarter, but to usher in
+liberty for themselves under that shelter. I refer you to Mr.
+Coleman's Letters, and to the Journals of Parliament, where you may be
+convinced, if you can be so mistaken as to doubt; nay, at this very
+hour they can hardly forbear, in the height of their courtship, to let
+fall hard words of you. So little is nature to be restrained; it will
+start out sometimes, disdaining to submit to the usurpation of art and
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>This alliance, between liberty and infallibility, is bringing together
+the two most contrary things that are in the world. The Church of Rome
+doth not only dislike the allowing liberty, but by its principles it
+cannot do it. Wine is not more expressly forbid to the Mahometans,
+than giving heretics liberty to the Papists. They are no more able to
+make good their vows to you, than men married before, and their wife
+alive, can confirm their contract with another. The continuance of
+their kindness would be a habit of sin, of which they are to repent;
+and their absolution is to be had upon no other terms than their
+promise to destroy you. You are therefore to be hugged now, only that
+you may be the better<a name='Page_6'></a> squeezed at another time. There must be
+something extraordinary when the Church of Rome setteth up bills, and
+offereth plaisters, for tender consciences. By all that hath hitherto
+appeared, her skill in chirurgery lieth chiefly in a quick hand to cut
+off limbs; but she is the worst at healing of any that ever pretended
+to it.</p>
+
+<p>To come so quick from another extreme is such an unnatural motion that
+you ought to be upon your guard. The other day you were Sons of
+Belial; now you are Angels of Light. This is a violent change, and it
+will be fit for you to pause upon it before you believe it. If your
+features are not altered, neither is their opinion of you, whatever
+may be pretended. Do you believe less than you did that there is
+idolatry in the Church of Rome? Sure you do not. See, then, how they
+treat, both in words and writing, those who entertain that opinion.
+Conclude from hence, how inconsistent their favour is with this single
+article, except they give you a dispensation for this too, and not by
+a <i>non obstante</i>, secure you that they will not think the worse of
+you.</p>
+
+<p>Think a little how dangerous it is to build upon a foundation of
+paradoxes. Popery now is the only friend to liberty, and the known
+enemy to persecution. The men of Taunton and Tiverton are above all
+other eminent for Loyalty. The Quakers, from being declared by the
+Papists not to be Christians,<a name='Page_7'></a> are now made favourites, and taken into
+their particular protection; they are on a sudden grown the most
+accomplished men of the kingdom in good breeding, and give thanks with
+the best grace in double-refined language. So that I should not
+wonder, though a man of that persuasion, in spite of his hat, should
+be Master of the Ceremonies. Not to say harsher words, these are such
+very new things, that it is impossible not to suspend our belief, till
+by a little more experience, we may be informed whether they are
+realities or apparitions. We have been under shameful mistakes, if
+these opinions are true; but for the present we are apt to be
+incredulous, except that we could be convinced that the priest's words
+in this case too are able to make such a sudden and effectual change;
+and that their power is not limited to the Sacrament, but that it
+extendeth to alter the nature of all other things, as often as they
+are so disposed.</p>
+
+<p>Let me now speak of the instruments of your friendship, and then leave
+you to judge whether they do not afford matter of suspicion. No
+sharpness is to be mingled, where healing only is intended; so nothing
+will be said to expose particular men, how strong soever the
+temptation may be, or how clear the proofs to make it out. A word or
+two in general, for your better caution, shall suffice. Suppose then,
+for argument's sake, that the mediators of this new<a name='Page_8'></a> alliance should
+be such as have been formerly employed in treaties of the same kind,
+and there detected to have acted by order, and to have been empowered
+to give encouragements and rewards. Would not this be an argument to
+suspect them?</p>
+
+<p>If they should plainly be under engagements to one side, their
+arguments to the other ought to be received accordingly. Their fair
+pretences are to be looked upon as a part of their commission, which
+may not improbably give them a dispensation in the case of truth, when
+it may bring a prejudice upon the service of those by whom they are
+employed.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be men, who having formerly had means and authority to
+persuade by secular arguments, have, in pursuance of that power,
+sprinkled money among the Dissenting ministers; and if those very men
+should now have the same authority, practise the same methods, and
+disburse where they cannot otherwise persuade; it seemeth to me to be
+rather an evidence than a presumption of the deceit.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be ministers amongst you, who by having fallen under
+temptations of this kind, are in some sort engaged to continue their
+frailty, by the awe they are in lest it should be exposed; the
+persuasions of these unfortunate men must sure have the less force,
+and their arguments, though never so specious, are to be suspected,
+when they come from men who have mortgaged themselves to severe<a name='Page_9'></a>
+creditors, that expect a rigorous observance of the contract, let it
+be never so unwarrantable. If these, or any others, should at this
+time preach up anger and vengeance against the Church of England; may
+it not without injustice be suspected that a thing so plainly out of
+season springeth rather from corruption than mistake; and that those
+who act this choleric part, do not believe themselves, but only pursue
+higher directions, and endeavour to make good that part of their
+contract, which obligeth them, upon a forfeiture, to make use of their
+enflaming eloquence? They might apprehend their wages would be
+retrenched if they should be moderate: and therefore, whilst violence
+is their interest, those who have not the same arguments have no
+reason to follow such a partial example.</p>
+
+<p>If there should be men, who by the load of their crimes against the
+Government, have been bowed down to comply with it against their
+conscience; who by incurring the want of a pardon, have drawn upon
+themselves a necessity of an entire resignation, such men are to be
+lamented, but not to be believed. Nay, they themselves, when they have
+discharged their unwelcome talk, will be inwardly glad that their
+forced endeavours do not succeed, and are pleased when men resist
+their insinuations; which are far from being voluntary or sincere, but
+are squeezed out of them by the weight of their being so obnoxious.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_10'></a>If, in the height of this great dearness, by comparing things, it
+should happen that at this instant there is much a surer friendship
+with those who are so far from allowing liberty that they allow no
+living to a Protestant under them&mdash;let the scene lie in what part of
+the world it will, the argument will come home, and sure it will
+afford sufficient ground to suspect. Apparent contradictions must
+strike us; neither nature nor reason can digest them. Self-flattery,
+and the desire to deceive ourselves, to gratify present appetite, with
+all their power, which is great, cannot get the better of such broad
+conviction, as some things carry along with them. Will you call these
+vain and empty suspicions? Have you been at all times so void of fears
+and jealousies, as to justify your being so unreasonably valiant in
+having none upon this occasion? Such an extraordinary courage at this
+unseasonable time, to say no more, is too dangerous a virtue to be
+commended.</p>
+
+<p>If then, for these and a thousand other reasons, there is cause to
+suspect, sure your new friends are not to dictate to you, or advise
+you. For instance: the Addresses that fly abroad every week, and
+murder us with <i>another to the same</i>; the first draughts are made by
+those who are not very proper to be secretaries to the Protestant
+Religion: and it is your part only to write them out fairer again.</p>
+
+<p>Strange! that you, who have been formerly so<a name='Page_11'></a> much against <i>set
+forms</i>, should now be content the priests should indite for you. The
+nature of thanks is an unavoidable consequence of being pleased or
+obliged; they grow in the heart, and from thence show themselves
+either in looks, speech, writing, or action. No man was ever thankful
+because he was bid to be so, but because he had, or thought he had
+some reason for it. If then there is cause in this case to pay such
+extravagant acknowledgments, they will flow naturally, without taking
+such pains to procure them; and it is unkindly done to tire all the
+Post-horses with carrying circular letters, to solicit that which
+would be done without any trouble or constraint. If it is really in
+itself such a favour, what needeth so much pressing men to be
+thankful, and with such eager circumstances, that where persuasions
+cannot delude, threatenings are employed to fright them into a
+compliance? Thanks must be voluntary, not only unconstrained but
+unsolicited, else they are either trifles or snares, that either
+signify nothing or a great deal more than is intended by those that
+give them. If an inference should be made, that whosoever thanketh the
+King for his Declaration, is by that engaged to justify it in point of
+law; it is a greater stride than I presume all those care to make who
+are persuaded to address. It shall be supposed that all the thankers
+will be repealers of the Test, whenever a Parliament shall meet; such
+an expectation is better<a name='Page_12'></a> prevented before than disappointed
+afterwards; and the surest way to avoid the lying under such a scandal
+is not to do anything that may give a colour to the mistake. These
+bespoken thanks are little less improper than love-letters that were
+solicited by the lady to whom they are to be directed: so that,
+besides the little ground there is to give them, the manner of getting
+them doth extremely lessen their value. It might be wished that you
+would have suppressed your impatience, and have been content, for the
+sake of religion, to enjoy it within yourselves, without the liberty
+of a public exercise, till a Parliament had allowed it; but since that
+could not be, and that the articles of some amongst you have made use
+of the well-meant zeal of the generality to draw them into this
+mistake, I am so far from blaming you with that sharpness, which
+perhaps the matter in strictness would bear, that I am ready to err on
+the side of the more gentle construction.</p>
+
+<p>There is a great difference between enjoying quietly the advantages of
+an act irregularly done by others, and the going about to support it
+against the laws in being. The law is so sacred that no trespass
+against it is to be defended; yet frailties may in some measure be
+excused when they cannot be justified. The desire of enjoying liberty,
+from which men have been so long restrained, may be a temptation that
+their reason is not at all times able to resist. If in such a<a name='Page_13'></a> case
+some objections are leapt over, indifferent men will be more inclined
+to lament the occasion than to fall too hard upon the fault, whilst it
+is covered with the apology of a good intention. But where, to rescue
+yourselves from the severity of one law, you give a blow to all the
+laws, by which your religion and liberty are to be protected; and
+instead of silently receiving the benefit of this indulgence, you set
+up for advocates to support it, you become voluntary aggressors, and
+look like counsel retained by the prerogative against your old friend
+Magna Charta, who hath done nothing to deserve her falling thus under
+your displeasure.</p>
+
+<p>If the case then should be, that the price expected from you for this
+liberty is giving up your right in the laws, sure you will think twice
+before you go any further in such a losing bargain. After giving
+thanks for the breach of one law, you lose the right of complaining of
+the breach of all the rest; you will not very well know how to defend
+yourselves when you are pressed; and having given up the question when
+it was for your advantage, you cannot recall it when it shall be to
+your prejudice. If you will set up at one time a power to help you,
+which at another time, by parity of reason, shall be made use of to
+destroy you, you will neither be pitied nor relieved against a
+mischief which you draw upon yourselves by being so unreasonably
+thankful. It is like calling in<a name='Page_14'></a> auxiliaries to help, who are strong
+enough to subdue you. In such a case your complaints will come too
+late to be heard, and your sufferings will raise mirth instead of
+compassion.</p>
+
+<p>If you think, for your excuse, to expound your thanks, so as to
+restrain them to this particular case; others, for their ends, will
+extend them further: and in these differing interpretations, that
+which is backed by authority will be the most likely to prevail;
+especially when, by the advantage you have given them, they have in
+truth the better of the argument, and that the inferences from your
+own concessions are very strong and express against you. This is so
+far from being a groundless supposition, that there was a late
+instance of it in the last session of Parliament, in the House of
+Lords, where the first thanks, though things of course, were
+interpreted to be the approbation of the King's whole speech, and a
+restraint from the further examination of any part of it, though never
+so much disliked; and it was with difficulty obtained, not to be
+excluded from the liberty of objecting to this mighty prerogative of
+dispensing, merely by this innocent and usual piece of good manners,
+by which no such thing could possibly be intended.</p>
+
+<p>This showeth that some bounds are to be put to your good breeding, and
+that the Constitution of England is too valuable a thing to be
+ventured upon a compliment. Now that you have for some time<a name='Page_15'></a> enjoyed
+the benefit of the end, it is time for you to look into the danger of
+the means. The same reason that made you desirous to get liberty must
+make you solicitous to preserve it, so that the next thought will
+naturally be, not to engage yourself beyond retreat; and to agree so
+far with the principles of all religion, as not to rely upon a
+death-bed repentance.</p>
+
+<p>There are certain periods of time, which being once past, make all
+cautions ineffectual, and all remedies desperate. Our understandings
+are apt to be hurried on by the first heats, which, if not restrained
+in time, do not give us leave to look back till it is too late.
+Consider this in the case of your anger against the Church of England,
+and take warning by their mistake in the same kind, when after the
+late King's Restoration they preserved so long the bitter taste of
+your rough usage to them in other times, that it made them forget
+their interest and sacrifice it to their revenge.</p>
+
+<p>Either you will blame this proceeding in them, and for that reason not
+follow it; or, if you allow it, you have no reason to be offended with
+them; so that you must either dismiss your anger or lose your excuse;
+except you should argue more partially than will be supposed of men of
+your morality and understanding.</p>
+
+<p>If you had now to do with those rigid prelates who made it a matter of
+conscience to give you the<a name='Page_16'></a> least indulgence, but kept you at an
+uncharitable distance, and even to your most reasonable scruples
+continued stiff and inexorable, the argument might be fairer on your
+side; but since the common danger has so laid open that mistake, that
+all the former haughtiness towards you is for ever extinguished, and
+that it hath turned the spirit of persecution into a spirit of peace,
+charity, and condescension; shall this happy change only affect the
+Church of England? And are you so in love with separation as not to be
+moved by this example? It ought to be followed, were there no other
+reason than that it is virtue; but when, besides that, it is become
+necessary to your preservation, it is impossible to fail the having
+its effect upon you.</p>
+
+<p>If it should be said that the Church of England is never humble but
+when she is out of power, and therefore loseth the right of being
+believed when she pretendeth to it: the answer is, <i>first</i>, It would
+be an uncharitable objection, and very much mistimed; an unseasonable
+triumph, not only ungenerous but unsafe: so that in these respects it
+cannot be urged without scandal, even though it could be said with
+truth. <i>Secondly</i>, This is not so in fact, and the argument must fall,
+being built upon a false foundation; for whatever may be told you at
+this very hour, and in the heat and glare of your perfect sunshine,
+the Church of England can in a moment bring clouds<a name='Page_17'></a> again, and turn
+the royal thunder upon your heads, blow you off the stage with a
+breath, if she would give but a smile or a kind word; the least
+glimpse of her compliance would throw you back into the state of
+suffering, and draw upon you all the arrears of severity which have
+accrued during the time of this kindness to you; and yet the Church of
+England, with all her faults, will not allow herself to be rescued by
+such unjustifiable means, but chooseth to bear the weight of power
+rather than lie under the burden of being criminal.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be said that she is unprovoked: books and letters come out
+every day to call for answers, yet she will not be stirred. From the
+supposed authors and the style, one would swear they were undertakers,
+and had made a contract to fall out with the Church of England. There
+are lashes in every address, challenges to draw the pen in every
+pamphlet. In short, the fairest occasions in the world given to
+quarrel; but she wisely distinguisheth between the body of Dissenters,
+whom she will suppose to act, as they do, with no ill intent, and
+these small skirmishers, picked and sent out to piqueer, and to begin
+a fray amongst the Protestants for the entertainment as well as the
+advantage of the Church of Rome.</p>
+
+<p>This conduct is so good, that it will be scandalous not to applaud it.
+It is not equal dealing to blame<a name='Page_18'></a> our adversaries for doing ill, and
+not commend them when they do well.</p>
+
+<p>To hate them because they are persecuted, and not to be reconciled to
+them when they are ready to suffer rather than receive all the
+advantages that can be gained by a criminal compliance, is a principle
+no sort of Christians can own, since it would give an objection to
+them never to be answered.</p>
+
+<p>Think a little who they were that promoted your former persecutions,
+and then consider how it will look to be angry with the instruments,
+and at the same time to make a league with the authors of your
+sufferings.</p>
+
+<p>Have you enough considered what will be expected from you? Are you
+ready to stand in every borough by virtue of a <i>cong&eacute; d'&eacute;lire</i>, and
+instead of election be satisfied if you are returned?</p>
+
+<p>Will you, in parliament, justify the dispensing power, with all its
+consequences, and repeal the test, by which you will make way for the
+repeal of all the laws that were made to preserve your religion, and
+to enact others that shall destroy it?</p>
+
+<p>Are you disposed to change the liberty of debate into the merit of
+obedience; and to be made instruments to repeal or enact laws, when
+the Roman Consistory are Lords of the Articles?</p>
+
+<p>Are you so linked to your new friends as to reject any indulgence a
+parliament shall offer you, if it shall<a name='Page_19'></a> not be so comprehensive as to
+include the Papists in it?</p>
+
+<p>Consider that the implied conditions of your new treaty are no less
+than that you are to do everything you are desired, without examining;
+and that for this pretended liberty of conscience, your real freedom
+is to be sacrificed; your former faults hang like chains still about
+you, you are let loose only upon bail; the first act of non-compliance
+sendeth you to gaol again.</p>
+
+<p>You may see that the Papists themselves do not rely upon the legality
+of this power which you are to justify, since the being so very
+earnest to get it established by a law, and the doing such very hard
+things in order, as they think, to obtain it, is a clear evidence that
+they do not think that the single power of the Crown is in this case a
+good foundation; especially when this is done under a prince so very
+tender of the rights of sovereignty that he would think it a
+diminution to his prerogative, where he conceiveth it strong enough to
+go alone, to call in the legislative help to strengthen and support
+it.</p>
+
+<p>You have formerly blamed the Church of England, and not without
+reason, for going so far as they did in their compliance; and yet so
+soon as they stopped, you see they are not only deserted, but
+prosecuted. Conclude, then, from this example, that you must either
+break off your friendship or resolve to have no<a name='Page_20'></a> bounds in it. If they
+do succeed in their design, they will leave you first: if they do, you
+must either leave them, when it will be too late for your safety, or
+else, after the squeaziness of starting at a surplice, you must be
+forced to swallow Transubstantiation.</p>
+
+<p>Remember that the other day those of the Church of England were
+Trimmers for enduring you; and now, by a sudden turn, you are become
+the favourites. Do not deceive yourselves; it is not the nature of
+lasting plants thus to shoot up in a night; you may look gay and green
+for a little time, but you want a root to give you a continuance. It
+is not so long since, as to be forgotten, that the maxim was, It is
+impossible for a Dissenter not to be a REBEL. Consider at this time in
+France, even the new converts are so far from being employed that they
+are disarmed; their sudden change maketh them still to be distrusted,
+notwithstanding that they are reconciled; what are you to expect then
+from your dear friends, to whom, whenever they shall think fit to
+throw you off again, you have in other times given such arguments for
+their excuse?</p>
+
+<p>Besides all this you act very unskilfully against your visible
+interest, if you throw away the advantages of which you can hardly
+fail in the next probable Revolution. Things tend naturally to what
+you would have, if you would let them alone, and not by an
+unseasonable activity lose the influences of your<a name='Page_21'></a> good star, which
+promiseth you everything that is prosperous.</p>
+
+<p>The Church of England, convinced of its error in being severe to you;
+the Parliament, whenever it meeteth sure to be gentle to you; the next
+heir, bred in the country which you have so often quoted for a pattern
+of indulgence; a general agreement of all thinking men, that we must
+no more cut ourselves off from the Protestants abroad, but rather
+enlarge the foundations upon which we are to build our defences
+against the common enemy; so that in truth, all things seem to
+conspire to give you ease and satisfaction, if by too much haste to
+anticipate your good fortune you do not destroy it.</p>
+
+<p>The Protestants have but one article of human strength to oppose the
+power which is now against them, and that is not to lose the advantage
+of their numbers by being so unwary as to let themselves be divided.</p>
+
+<p>We all agree in our duty to our prince; our objections to his belief
+do not hinder us from seeing his virtues; and our not complying with
+his religion hath no effect upon our allegiance. We are not to be
+laughed out of our passive obedience, and the doctrine of
+non-resistance, though even those who perhaps owe the best part of
+their security to that principle are apt to make a jest of it.</p>
+
+<p>So that if we give no advantage by the fatal<a name='Page_22'></a> mistake of misapplying
+our anger, by the natural course of things this danger will pass away
+like a shower of hail; fair weather will succeed, as lowering as the
+sky now looketh, and all this by a plain and easy receipt. Let us be
+still, quiet, and undivided, firm at the same time to our religion,
+our loyalty, and our laws; and so long as we continue this method it
+is next to impossible that the odds of two hundred to one should lose
+the bet; except the Church of Rome, which hath been so long barren of
+miracles, should now, in her declining age, be brought to bed of one
+that would outdo the best she can brag of in her legend.</p>
+
+<p>To conclude, the short question will be, Whether you will join with
+those who must in the end run the same fate with you? If Protestants
+of all sorts, in their behaviour to one another, have been to blame,
+they are upon more equal terms, and, for that very reason, it is
+fitter for them now to be reconciled. Our disunion is not only a
+reproach, but a danger to us. Those who believe in modern miracles
+have more right, or at least more excuse, to neglect all secular
+caution; but for us, it is as justifiable to have no religion as
+wilfully to throw away the human means of preserving it.&mdash;I am, Dear
+Sir, your most affectionate humble Servant, T.W.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_23'></a>II.&mdash;'THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY DANIEL DEFOE</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>Defoe wrote an enormous number of pamphlets; for great part of his
+life he might almost have been described as a pamphleteer pure and
+simple. In the vast lists of publications which his biographers and
+bibliographers have compiled, partly by industry and partly by
+imagination, by far the larger number of entries is of the pamphlet
+kind. Indeed, as most people know, Defoe did not take to the
+composition of the fiction which has made his name famous till very
+late in life. Born in the year 1661, he began pamphleteering when he
+was scarcely of age, and continued in that way (with occasional
+excursions into work larger in scale, but not very different in style
+or matter) for nearly forty years before the publication of </i>Robinson
+Crusoe<i>. His two most famous and most effective pamphlets were the
+so-called </i>Legion Letter<i> and </i>The Shortest Way with the Dissenters<i>
+(given here), to which may perhaps be added the </i>Reasons against War
+with France<i>. All these, with many others, appeared within the
+compass<a name='Page_24'></a> of the years 1700-1702. The three together touched upon the
+three most burning questions of the late seventeenth and early
+eighteenth centuries&mdash;parliamentary factiousness, an aggressive policy
+abroad, and toleration at home. Little or no annotation is required
+for their comprehension, but the reader may amuse himself if he likes
+by meditating whether the </i>Shortest Way<i> is irony or not. My own
+opinion is that it is not; being a simple statement of the actual
+views of the other side. The anecdotic history of the piece&mdash;how it
+was taken for serious by both sides, was prosecuted by Government, the
+author proclaimed, and a reward offered for his detection; how, the
+printer and publisher being arrested, Defoe surrendered, was tried,
+pleaded guilty, was fined, pilloried, and imprisoned&mdash;may be read in
+the biographies. His imprisonment lasted till August 1704, when Harley
+let him out, and he entered upon a course of rather mysterious service
+as a Government free-lance, which was continued under various
+ministries, and has not on the whole brought him credit with
+posterity. For many years, his remarkable </i>Review<i>, a political
+journal which he conducted single-handed, served as his chief organ;
+but he never gave up writing pamphlets till his death in 1731, though
+he never approached either the merit or the effect of that here
+given.</i>)</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>Sir Roger L'Estrange tells us a story in his collection of fables, of
+the cock and the horses. The cock<a name='Page_25'></a> was gotten to roost in the stable
+among the horses, and there being no racks or other conveniences for
+him, it seems he was forced to roost upon the ground. The horses
+jostling about for room, and putting the cock in danger of his life,
+he gives them this grave advice, 'Pray, gentlefolks, let us stand
+still, for fear we should tread upon one another.'</p>
+
+<p>There are some people in the world, who now they are unperched, and
+reduced to an equality with other people, and under strong and very
+just apprehensions of being further treated as they deserve, begin,
+with &AElig;sop's cock, to preach up peace and union, and the Christian
+duties of moderation, forgetting that, when they had the power in
+their hands, these graces were strangers in their gates.</p>
+
+<p>It is now near fourteen years that the glory and peace of the purest
+and most flourishing Church in the world has been eclipsed, buffeted,
+and disturbed by a sort of men whom God in His providence has suffered
+to insult over her and bring her down. These have been the days of her
+humiliation and tribulation. She has borne with invincible patience
+the reproach of the wicked, and God has at last heard her prayers, and
+delivered her from the oppression of the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>And now they find their day is over, their power gone, and the throne
+of this nation possessed by a royal, English, true, and ever-constant
+member of, and<a name='Page_26'></a> friend to, the Church of England. Now they find that
+they are in danger of the Church of England's just resentments; now
+they cry out peace, union, forbearance, and charity, as if the Church
+had not too long harboured her enemies under her wing, and nourished
+the viperous brood till they hiss and fly in the face of the mother
+that cherished them.</p>
+
+<p>No, gentlemen, the time of mercy is past, your day of grace is over;
+you should have practised peace, and moderation, and charity, if you
+expected any yourselves.</p>
+
+<p>We have heard none of this lesson for fourteen years past. We have
+been huffed and bullied with your Act of Toleration; you have told us
+that you are the Church established by law, as well as others; have
+set up your canting synagogues at our church doors, and the Church and
+members have been loaded with reproaches, with oaths, associations,
+abjurations, and what not. Where has been the mercy, the forbearance,
+the charity, you have shown to tender consciences of the Church of
+England, that could not take oaths as fast as you made them; that
+having sworn allegiance to their lawful and rightful King, could not
+dispense with that oath, their King being still alive, and swear to
+your new hodge-podge of a Dutch Government? These have been turned out
+of their livings, and they and their families left to starve; their
+estates double taxed to carry on a war<a name='Page_27'></a> they had no hand in, and you
+got nothing by. What account can you give of the multitudes you have
+forced to comply, against their consciences, with your new sophistical
+politics, who, like new converts in France, sin because they cannot
+starve? And now the tables are turned upon you; you must not be
+persecuted; it is not a Christian spirit.</p>
+
+<p>You have butchered one king, deposed another king, and made a mock
+king of a third, and yet you could have the face to expect to be
+employed and trusted by the fourth. Anybody that did not know the
+temper of your party would stand amazed at the impudence, as well as
+folly, to think of it.</p>
+
+<p>Your management of your Dutch monarch, whom you reduced to a mere King
+of Clouts, is enough to give any future princes such an idea of your
+principles as to warn them sufficiently from coming into your
+clutches; and God be thanked the Queen is out of your hands, knows
+you, and will have a care of you.</p>
+
+<p>There is no doubt but the supreme authority of a nation has in itself
+a power, and a right to that power, to execute the laws upon any part
+of that nation it governs. The execution of the known laws of the
+land, and that with a weak and gentle hand neither, was all this
+fanatical party of this land have ever called persecution; this they
+have magnified to a height, that the sufferings of the Huguenots in
+France<a name='Page_28'></a> were not to be compared with. Now, to execute the known laws
+of a nation upon those who transgress them, after voluntarily
+consenting to the making those laws, can never be called persecution,
+but justice. But justice is always violence to the party offending,
+for every man is innocent in his own eyes. The first execution of the
+laws against Dissenters in England was in the days of King James the
+First; and what did it amount to truly? The worst they suffered was at
+their own request: to let them go to New England and erect a new
+colony, and give them great privileges, grants, and suitable powers,
+keep them under protection, and defend them against all invaders, and
+receive no taxes or revenue from them. This was the cruelty of the
+Church of England. Fatal leniency! It was the ruin of that excellent
+prince, King Charles the First. Had King James sent all the Puritans
+in England away to the West Indies, we had been a national, unmixed
+Church; the Church of England had been kept undivided and entire.</p>
+
+<p>To requite the lenity of the father they take up arms against the son;
+conquer, pursue, take, imprison, and at last put to death the anointed
+of God, and destroy the very being and nature of government, setting
+up a sordid impostor, who had neither title to govern nor
+understanding to manage, but supplied that want with power, bloody and
+desperate counsels, and craft without conscience.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_29'></a>Had not King James the First withheld the full execution of the laws,
+had he given them strict justice, he had cleared the nation of them,
+and the consequences had been plain: his son had never been murdered
+by them nor the monarchy overwhelmed. It was too much mercy shown them
+was the ruin of his posterity and the ruin of the nation's peace. One
+would think the Dissenters should not have the face to believe that we
+are to be wheedled and canted into peace and toleration when they know
+that they have once requited us with a civil war, and once with an
+intolerable and unrighteous persecution for our former civility.</p>
+
+<p>Nay, to encourage us to be easy with them, it is apparent that they
+never had the upper hand of the Church, but they treated her with all
+the severity, with all the reproach and contempt that was possible.
+What peace and what mercy did they show the loyal gentry of the Church
+of England in the time of their triumphant Commonwealth? How did they
+put all the gentry of England to ransom, whether they were actually in
+arms for the King or not, making people compound for their estates and
+starve their families? How did they treat the clergy of the Church of
+England, sequestered the ministers, devoured the patrimony of the
+Church, and divided the spoil by sharing the Church lands among their
+soldiers, and turning her clergy out to starve? Just such measure as
+they have meted should be measured them again.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_30'></a>Charity and love is the known doctrine of the Church of England, and
+it is plain she has put it in practice towards the Dissenters, even
+beyond what they ought, till she has been wanting to herself, and in
+effect unkind to her sons, particularly in the too much lenity of King
+James the First, mentioned before. Had he so rooted the Puritans from
+the face of the land, which he had an opportunity early to have done,
+they had not had the power to vex the Church as since they have done.</p>
+
+<p>In the days of King Charles the Second how did the Church reward their
+bloody doings with lenity and mercy, except the barbarous regicides of
+the pretended court of justice? Not a soul suffered for all the blood
+in an unnatural war. King Charles came in all mercy and love,
+cherished them, preferred them, employed them, withheld the rigour of
+the law, and oftentimes, even against the advice of his Parliament,
+gave them liberty of conscience; and how did they requite him with the
+villanous contrivance to depose and murder him and his successor at
+the Rye Plot?</p>
+
+<p>King James, as if mercy was the inherent quality of the family, began
+his reign with unusual favour to them. Nor could their joining with
+the Duke of Monmouth against him move him to do himself justice upon
+them; but that mistaken prince thought to win them by gentleness and
+love, proclaimed an universal liberty to them, and rather<a name='Page_31'></a>
+discountenanced the Church of England than them. How they requited him
+all the world knows.</p>
+
+<p>The late reign is too fresh in the memory of all the world to need a
+comment; how, under pretence of joining with the Church in redressing
+some grievances, they pushed things to that extremity, in conjunction
+with some mistaken gentlemen, as to depose the late King, as if the
+grievance of the nation could not have been redressed but by the
+absolute ruin of the prince. Here is an instance of their temper,
+their peace, and charity. To what height they carried themselves
+during the reign of a king of their own; how they crept into all
+places of trust and profit; how they insinuated into the favour of the
+King, and were at first preferred to the highest places in the nation;
+how they engrossed the ministry, and above all, how pitifully they
+managed, is too plain to need any remarks.</p>
+
+<p>But particularly their mercy and charity, the spirit of union, they
+tell us so much of, has been remarkable in Scotland. If any man would
+see the spirit of a Dissenter, let him look into Scotland. There they
+made entire conquest of the Church, trampled down the sacred orders,
+and suppressed the Episcopal government with an absolute, and, as they
+suppose, irretrievable victory, though it is possible they may find
+themselves mistaken. Now it would be a very proper question to ask
+their impudent advocate, the<a name='Page_32'></a> Observator, pray how much mercy and
+favour did the members of the Episcopal Church find in Scotland from
+the Scotch Presbyterian Government? and I shall undertake for the
+Church of England that the Dissenters shall still receive as much
+here, though they deserve but little.</p>
+
+<p>In a small treatise of the sufferings of the Episcopal clergy in
+Scotland, it will appear what usage they met with; how they not only
+lost their livings, but in several places were plundered and abused in
+their persons; the ministers that could not conform turned out with
+numerous families and no maintenance, and hardly charity enough left
+to relieve them with a bit of bread. And the cruelties of the parties
+are innumerable, and not to be attempted in this short piece.</p>
+
+<p>And now to prevent the distant cloud which they perceived to hang over
+their heads from England, with a true Presbyterian policy they put in
+for a union of nations, that England might unite their Church with the
+Kirk of Scotland, and their Presbyterian members sit in our House of
+Commons, and their Assembly of Scotch canting long-cloaks in our
+Convocation. What might have been if our fanatic Whiggish statesmen
+continued, God only knows; but we hope we are out of fear of that now.</p>
+
+<p>It is alleged by some of the faction&mdash;and they began to bully us with
+it&mdash;that if we won't unite with<a name='Page_33'></a> them they will not settle the crown
+with us again, but when Her Majesty dies, will choose a king for
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>If they won't, we must make them, and it is not the first time we have
+let them know that we are able. The crowns of these kingdoms have not
+so far disowned the right of succession but they may retrieve it
+again; and if Scotland thinks to come off from a successive to an
+elective state of government, England has not promised not to assist
+the right heir and put them into possession without any regard to
+their ridiculous settlements.</p>
+
+<p>These are the gentlemen, these their ways of treating the Church, both
+at home and abroad. Now let us examine the reasons they pretend to
+give why we should be favourable to them, why we should continue and
+tolerate them among us.</p>
+
+<p>First, they are very numerous, they say; they are a great part of the
+nation, and we cannot suppress them.</p>
+
+<p>To this may be answered:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>1. They are not so numerous as the Protestants in France, and yet the
+French King effectually cleared the nation of them at once, and we
+don't find he misses them at home. But I am not of the opinion they
+are so numerous as is pretended; their party is more numerous than
+their persons, and those mistaken people of the Church who are misled
+and deluded by<a name='Page_34'></a> their wheedling artifices to join with them, make
+their party the greater; but these will open their eyes when the
+Government shall set heartily about the work, and come off from them,
+as some animals, which they say always desert a house when it is
+likely to fall.</p>
+
+<p>2. The more numerous the more dangerous, and therefore the more need
+to suppress them; and God has suffered us to bear them as goads in our
+sides for not utterly extinguishing them long ago.</p>
+
+<p>3. If we are to allow them only because we cannot suppress them, then
+it ought to be tried whether we can or not; and I am of opinion it is
+easy to be done, and could prescribe ways and means, if it were
+proper; but I doubt not the Government will find effectual methods for
+the rooting the contagion from the face of this land.</p>
+
+<p>Another argument they use, which is this, that it is a time of war,
+and we have need to unite against the common enemy.</p>
+
+<p>We answer, this common enemy had been no enemy if they had not made
+him so. He was quiet, in peace, and no way disturbed or encroached
+upon us, and we know no reason we had to quarrel with him.</p>
+
+<p>But further, we make no question but we are able to deal with this
+common enemy without their help; but why must we unite with them
+because of the enemy? Will they go over to the enemy if we do<a name='Page_35'></a> not
+prevent it by a union with them? We are very well contented they
+should, and make no question we shall be ready to deal with them and
+the common enemy too, and better without them than with them.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, if we have a common enemy, there is the more need to be
+secure against our private enemies. If there is one common enemy, we
+have the less need to have an enemy in our bowels.</p>
+
+<p>It was a great argument some people used against suppressing the old
+money, that it was a time of war, and it was too great a risk for the
+nation to run; if we should not master it, we should be undone. And
+yet the sequel proved the hazard was not so great but it might be
+mastered, and the success was answerable. The suppressing the
+Dissenters is not a harder work nor a work of less necessity to the
+public. We can never enjoy a settled, uninterrupted union and
+tranquillity in this nation till the spirit of Whiggism, faction, and
+schism is melted down like the old money.</p>
+
+<p>To talk of the difficulty is to frighten ourselves with chimeras and
+notions of a powerful party, which are indeed a party without power.
+Difficulties often appear greater at a distance than when they are
+searched into with judgment and distinguished from the vapours and
+shadows that attend them.</p>
+
+<p>We are not to be frightened with it; this age is wiser than that by
+all our own experience and theirs<a name='Page_36'></a> too. King Charles the First had
+early suppressed this party if he had taken more deliberate measures.
+In short, it is not worth arguing to talk of their arms. Their
+Monmouths, and Shaftesburys, and Argyles are gone; their Dutch
+sanctuary is at an end; Heaven has made way for their destruction, and
+if we do not close with the Divine occasion we are to blame ourselves,
+and may remember that we had once an opportunity to serve the Church
+of England by extirpating her implacable enemies, and having let slip
+the minute that Heaven presented, may experimentally complain, <i>Post
+est occasio calva</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Here are some popular objections in the way:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>As first, the Queen has promised them to continue them in their
+tolerated liberty, and has told us she will be a religious observer of
+her word.</p>
+
+<p>What Her Majesty will do we cannot help; but what, as head of the
+Church, she ought to do, is another case. Her Majesty has promised to
+protect and defend the Church of England, and if she cannot
+effectually do that without the destruction of the Dissenters, she
+must of course dispense with one promise to comply with another. But
+to answer this cavil more effectually: Her Majesty did never promise
+to maintain the toleration to the destruction of the Church; but it is
+upon supposition that it may be compatible with the well-being and
+safety of the Church, which she had declared she would take<a name='Page_37'></a> especial
+care of. Now if these two interests clash, it is plain Her Majesty's
+intentions are to uphold, protect, defend, and establish the Church,
+and this we conceive is impossible.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it may be said that the Church is in no immediate danger from
+the Dissenters, and therefore it is time enough. But this is a weak
+answer.</p>
+
+<p>For first, if a danger be real, the distance of it is no argument
+against, but rather a spur to quicken us to prevention, lest it be too
+late hereafter.</p>
+
+<p>And secondly, here is the opportunity, and the only one perhaps that
+ever the Church had, to secure herself and destroy her enemies.</p>
+
+<p>The representatives of the nation have now an opportunity; the time is
+come which all good men have wished for, that the gentlemen of England
+may serve the Church of England. Now they are protected and encouraged
+by a Church of England Queen.</p>
+
+<p>What will you do for your sister in the day that she shall be spoken
+for?</p>
+
+<p>If ever you will establish the best Christian Church in the world; if
+ever you will suppress the spirit of enthusiasm; if ever you will free
+the nation from the viperous brood that have so long sucked the blood
+of their mother; if ever you will leave your posterity free from
+faction and rebellion, this is the time. This is the time to pull up
+this heretical weed of<a name='Page_38'></a> sedition that has so long disturbed the peace
+of our Church and poisoned the good corn.</p>
+
+<p>But, says another hot and cold objector, this is renewing fire and
+faggot, reviving the act <i>De Heretico Comburendo</i>; this will be
+cruelty in its nature, and barbarous to all the world.</p>
+
+<p>I answer, it is cruelty to kill a snake or a toad in cold blood, but
+the poison of their nature makes it a charity to our neighbours to
+destroy those creatures, not for any personal injury received, but for
+prevention; not for the evil they have done, but the evil they may do.</p>
+
+<p>Serpents, toads, vipers, etc., are noxious to the body, and poison the
+sensitive life; these poison the soul, corrupt our posterity, ensnare
+our children, destroy the vitals of our happiness, our future
+felicity, and contaminate the whole mass.</p>
+
+<p>Shall any law be given to such wild creatures? Some beasts are for
+sport, and the huntsmen give them advantages of ground; but some are
+knocked on the head by all possible ways of violence and surprise.</p>
+
+<p>I do not prescribe fire and faggot, but, as Scipio said of Carthage,
+<i>Delenda est Carthago</i>. They are to be rooted out of this nation, if
+ever we will live in peace, serve God, or enjoy our own. As for the
+manner, I leave it to those hands who have a right to execute God's
+justice on the nation's and the Church's enemies.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_39'></a>But if we must be frighted from this justice under the specious
+pretences and odious sense of cruelty, nothing will be effected: it
+will be more barbarous to our own children and dear posterity when
+they shall reproach their fathers, as we do ours, and tell us, 'You
+had an opportunity to root out this cursed race from the world under
+the favour and protection of a true English queen; and out of your
+foolish pity you spared them, because, forsooth, you would not be
+cruel; and now our Church is suppressed and persecuted, our religion
+trampled under foot, our estates plundered, our persons imprisoned and
+dragged to jails, gibbets, and scaffolds: your sparing this Amalekite
+race is our destruction, your mercy to them proves cruelty to your
+poor posterity.'</p>
+
+<p>How just will such reflections be when our posterity shall fall under
+the merciless clutches of this uncharitable generation, when our
+Church shall be swallowed up in schism, faction, enthusiasm, and
+confusion; when our Government shall be devolved upon foreigners, and
+our monarchy dwindled into a republic.</p>
+
+<p>It would be more rational for us, if we must spare this generation, to
+summon our own to a general massacre, and as we have brought them into
+the world free, send them out so, and not betray them to destruction
+by our supine negligence, and then cry, 'It is mercy.'</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_40'></a>Moses was a merciful, meek man, and yet with what fury did he run
+through the camp, and cut the throats of three and thirty thousand of
+his dear Israelites that were fallen into idolatry. What was the
+reason? It was mercy to the rest to make these examples, to prevent
+the destruction of the whole army.</p>
+
+<p>How many millions of future souls we save from infection and delusion
+if the present race of poisoned spirits were purged from the face of
+the land!</p>
+
+<p>It is vain to trifle in this matter, the light, foolish handling of
+them by mulcts, fines, etc.,&mdash;it is their glory and their advantage.
+If the gallows instead of the Counter, and the galleys instead of the
+fines, were the reward of going to a conventicle, to preach or hear,
+there would not be so many sufferers. The spirit of martyrdom is over;
+they that will go to church to be chosen sheriffs and mayors would go
+to forty churches rather than be hanged.</p>
+
+<p>If one severe law were made and punctually executed, that whoever was
+found at a conventicle should be banished the nation and the preacher
+be hanged, we should soon see an end of the tale. They would all come
+to church, and one age would make us all one again.</p>
+
+<p>To talk of five shillings a month for not coming to the sacrament, and
+one shilling per week for not coming to church, this is such a way of
+converting<a name='Page_41'></a> people as never was known; this is selling them a liberty
+to transgress for so much money. If it be not a crime, why don't we
+give them full license? And if it be, no price ought to compound for
+the committing it, for that is selling a liberty to people to sin
+against God and the Government.</p>
+
+<p>If it be a crime of the highest consequence both against the peace and
+welfare of the nation, the glory of God, the good of the Church, and
+the happiness of the soul, let us rank it among capital offences, and
+let it receive a punishment in proportion to it.</p>
+
+<p>We hang men for trifles, and banish them for things not worth naming;
+but an offence against God and the Church, against the welfare of the
+world and the dignity of religion, shall be bought off for five
+shillings! This is such a shame to a Christian Government that it is
+with regret I transmit it to posterity.</p>
+
+<p>If men sin against God, affront His ordinances, rebel against His
+Church, and disobey the precepts of their superiors, let them suffer
+as such capital crimes deserve. So will religion flourish, and this
+divided nation be once again united.</p>
+
+<p>And yet the title of barbarous and cruel will soon be taken off from
+this law too. I am not supposing that all the Dissenters in England
+should be hanged or banished, but, as in cases of rebellions and
+insurrections, if a few of the ringleaders suffer,<a name='Page_42'></a> the multitude are
+dismissed; so, a few obstinate people being made examples, there is no
+doubt but the severity of the law would find a stop in the compliance
+of the multitude.</p>
+
+<p>To make the reasonableness of this matter out of question, and more
+unanswerably plain, let us examine for what it is that this nation is
+divided into parties and factions, and let us see how they can justify
+a separation, or we of the Church of England can justify our bearing
+the insults and inconveniences of the party.</p>
+
+<p>One of their leading pastors, and a man of as much learning as most
+among them, in his answer to a pamphlet, entitled 'An Inquiry into the
+Occasional Conformity,' has these words, p. 27, 'Do the religion of
+the Church and the meeting-houses make two religions? Wherein do they
+differ? The substance of the same religion is common to them both; and
+the modes and accidents are the things in which only they differ.' P.
+28: 'Thirty-nine articles are given us for the summary of our
+religion; thirty-six contain the substance of it, wherein we agree;
+three the additional appendices, about which we have some
+differences.'</p>
+
+<p>Now, if, as by their own acknowledgment, the Church of England is a
+true Church, and the difference between them is only in a few modes
+and accidents, why should we expect that they will suffer<a name='Page_43'></a> galleys,
+corporeal punishment, and banishment for these trifles? There is no
+question but they will be wiser; even their own principles will not
+bear them out in it; they will certainly comply with the laws and with
+reason; and though at the first severity they may seem hard, the next
+age will feel nothing of it; the contagion will be rooted out; the
+disease being cured, there will be no need of the operation; but if
+they should venture to transgress and fall into the pit, all the world
+must condemn their obstinacy, as being without ground from their own
+principles.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the pretence of cruelty will be taken off, and the party actually
+suppressed, and the disquiets they have so often brought upon the
+nation prevented.</p>
+
+<p>Their numbers and their wealth make them haughty, and that is so far
+from being an argument to persuade us to forbear them, that it is a
+warning to us, without any delay, to reconcile them to the unity of
+the Church or remove them from us.</p>
+
+<p>At present, Heaven be praised, they are not so formidable as they have
+been, and it is our own fault if ever we suffer them to be so.
+Providence and the Church of England seem to join in this particular,
+that now the destroyers of the nation's peace may be overturned, and
+to this end the present opportunity seems to be put into our hands.</p>
+
+<p>To this end her present Majesty seems reserved to enjoy the crown,
+that the ecclesiastic as well as civil<a name='Page_44'></a> rights of the nation may be
+restored by her hand. To this end the face of affairs have received
+such a turn in the process of a few months as never has been before;
+the leading men of the nation, the universal cry of the people, the
+unanimous request of the clergy, agree in this, that the deliverance
+of our Church is at hand. For this end has Providence given us such a
+Parliament, such a Convocation, such a gentry, and such a Queen as we
+never had before. And what may be the consequences of a neglect of
+such opportunities? The succession of the crown has but a dark
+prospect; another Dutch turn may make the hopes of it ridiculous and
+the practice impossible. Be the house of our future princes never so
+well inclined, they will be foreigners, and many years will be spent
+in suiting the genius of strangers to this crown and the interests of
+the nation; and how many ages it may be before the English throne be
+filled with so much zeal and candour, so much tenderness and hearty
+affection to the Church as we see it now covered with, who can
+imagine?</p>
+
+<p>It is high time, then, for the friends of the Church of England to
+think of building up and establishing her in such a manner that she
+may be no more invaded by foreigners nor divided by factions, schisms,
+and error.</p>
+
+<p>If this could be done by gentle and easy methods, I should be glad;
+but the wound is corroded, the<a name='Page_45'></a> vitals begin to mortify, and nothing
+but amputation of members can complete the cure; all the ways of
+tenderness and compassion, all persuasive arguments, have been made
+use of in vain.</p>
+
+<p>The humour of the Dissenters has so increased among the people that
+they hold the Church in defiance, and the house of God is an
+abomination among them; nay, they have brought up their posterity in
+such prepossessed aversions to our holy religion that the ignorant mob
+think we are all idolaters and worshippers of Baal, and account it a
+sin to come within the walls of our churches.</p>
+
+<p>The primitive Christians were not more shy of a heathen temple or of
+meat offered to idols, nor the Jews of swine's flesh, than some of our
+Dissenters are of the Church, and the divine service selemnised
+therein.</p>
+
+<p>This obstinacy must be rooted out with the profession of it; while the
+generation are less at liberty daily to affront God Almighty and
+dishonour His holy worship, we are wanting in our duty to God and our
+mother, the Church of England.</p>
+
+<p>How can we answer it to God, to the Church, and to our posterity, to
+leave them entangled with fanaticism, error, and obstinacy in the
+bowels of the nation; to leave them an enemy in their streets, that in
+time may involve them in the same crimes, and endanger the utter
+extirpation of religion in the nation?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_46'></a>What is the difference betwixt this and being subjected to the power
+of the Church of Rome, from whence we have reformed? If one be an
+extreme on one hand, and one on another, it is equally destructive to
+the truth to have errors settled among us, let them be of what nature
+they will.</p>
+
+<p>Both are enemies of our Church and of our peace; and why should it not
+be as criminal to admit an enthusiast as a Jesuit? Why should the
+Papist with his seven sacraments be worse than the Quaker with no
+sacraments at all? Why should religious houses be more intolerable
+than meeting-houses? Alas, the Church of England! What with Popery on
+one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified
+between two thieves!</p>
+
+<p>Now let us crucify the thieves. Let her foundations be established
+upon the destruction of her enemies. The doors of mercy being always
+open to the returning part of the deluded people, let the obstinate be
+ruled with the rod of iron.</p>
+
+<p>Let all true sons of so holy and oppressed a mother, exasperated by
+her afflictions, harden their hearts against those who have oppressed
+her.</p>
+
+<p>And may God Almighty put it into the hearts of all the friends of
+truth to lift up a standard against pride and Antichrist, that the
+posterity of the sons of error may be rooted out from the face of this
+land for ever.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_47'></a>III.&mdash;THE 'DRAPIER'S LETTERS'</h3>
+<h5>(NOS. I AND 2)</h5>
+
+<h4>BY JONATHAN SWIFT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>The two pamphlets entitled </i>The Conduct of the Allies<i> and </i>The
+Public Spirit of the Whigs<i>&mdash;which are sometimes considered the
+capital examples of the political efforts of Swift's magnificent
+genius&mdash;were the very Jachin and Boaz of the Tory administration in
+the last years of Anne, and the effect of them has been admitted by
+such a violent Whig and such a good critic as Jeffrey. They seemed,
+however, not wholly suitable for insertion here; first, because of
+their length (for one would have occupied nearly a third, the other
+nearly a fourth of this volume), and secondly, because the greater
+part of each does really, to some extent, underlie the charge brought
+against political pamphlets generally, and, being occupied with a
+great number of personal and particular matters, requires either much
+intimacy with the period or elaborate and probably tedious comparison
+and elucidation, to make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches<a name='Page_48'></a>
+to the almost more famous </i>Drapier's Letters<i>, of which I give the
+first and second. They were written at the very zenith of their
+author's marvellous powers, and at the time when his </i>s&aelig;va indignatio<i>
+was heated seven times hotter than usual by the conviction that his
+last hope of English promotion was gone. Their circumstances are
+simple and well known. Wood had received a patent to coin copper money
+for Ireland to the amount of &pound;108,000. Most commentators seem to think
+that he would have done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact
+that on the revocation of his patent a pension of &pound;3000 a year was
+given to him in compensation is proof enough of the contrary. It is
+impossible to imagine any honest profit on a transaction of such a
+nature to such an amount which could rise to the capital value of such
+a pension. That Swift was instigated to take up his pen against the
+transaction by private griefs against the Ministry is extremely
+probable; that the thing was not a job less so. As before, I must
+refer to biographers for the details of the matter; the text is what
+interests us here. I shall only remind the reader that Swift was
+fifty-seven when the 'Drapier' wrote, that </i>Gulliver<i> appeared about
+three years later, and that Swift himself expired&mdash;lunatic and
+miserable beyond utterance&mdash;on the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years
+after all Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness and the
+triumph of the 'Drapier.'</i>)</p>
+
+<h3><a name='Page_49'></a>I</h3>
+
+<h3>TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
+OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
+MR. WOOD.</h3>
+
+<p>Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects&mdash;What I intend now
+to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the care of your
+salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your children;
+your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
+depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men, as
+Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered the printer
+to sell it at the lowest rate.</p>
+
+<p>It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will
+be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no
+common or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among
+you, neither do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends or
+who are your enemies.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_50'></a>About four years ago, a little book was written, to advise all people
+to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country: it had no other
+design, said nothing against the king or Parliament, or any man, yet
+the poor printer was prosecuted two years, with the utmost violence,
+and even some weavers themselves, for whose sake it was written, being
+upon the jury, found him guilty. This would be enough to discourage
+any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either neglect
+him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect only
+danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his ruin.</p>
+
+<p>However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.</p>
+
+<p>I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then
+I will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is thus, It having been many years since copper half-pence or
+farthings were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some
+time very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+raps. Several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood a mean ordinary man, a hard<a name='Page_51'></a>ware dealer,
+procured a patent under his Majesty's Broad Seal to coin fourscore and
+ten thousand pounds in copper for this kingdom, which patent however
+did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they pleased. Now you
+must know, that the half-pence and farthings in England pass for very
+little more than they are worth. And if you should beat them to
+pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would not lose above a penny
+in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his half-pence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that
+this sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver,
+must be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine
+thousand pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood,
+when he pleases, may by stealth send over another and another
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve, under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a
+dozen of hats for five shillings a-piece, which amounts to three
+pounds, and receives the payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really
+receives only the value of five shillings.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get his Majesty's Broad Seal for so
+great a sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country, and<a name='Page_52'></a> that
+all the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and
+let us make our own half-pence, as we used to do. Now I will make that
+matter very plain. We are at a great distance from the king's court,
+and have nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of
+lords and squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen,
+spend all their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was
+able to attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman
+and had great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money
+to those that would speak to others that could speak to the king and
+could tell a fair story. And his majesty, and perhaps the great lord
+or lords who advised him, might think it was for our country's good;
+and so, as the lawyers express it, the king was deceived in his grant,
+which often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if his majesty knew
+that such a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire
+of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such
+great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and
+perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other: but a word to the
+wise is enough. Most of you must have heard, with what anger our
+honourable House of Commons receiv'd an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that
+it was all a wicked cheat from the bottom<a name='Page_53'></a> to the top, and several
+smart votes were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to
+answer likewise in print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a
+better man than our whole Parliament put together.</p>
+
+<p>This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of those half-pence, to Cork and other seaport
+towns, and to get them off, offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver: but the collectors of the king's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the king
+that they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.</p>
+
+<p>But Wood is still working under hand to force his half-pence upon us,
+and if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to
+get an order that the commissioners and collectors of the king's money
+shall receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he
+thinks his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be
+under in such a case: for the common soldier when he goes to the
+market or ale-house will offer this money, and if it be refused,
+perhaps he will swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher
+or ale-wife, or take the goods by force, and throw them the bad
+half-pence. In this and the like cases the shop-keeper, or victualler,
+or any other tradesman, has no more to do<a name='Page_54'></a> than to demand ten times
+the price of his goods if it is to be paid in Wood's money; for
+example, twenty pence of that money for a quart of ale, and so in all
+things else, and not part with his goods till he gets the money.</p>
+
+<p>For suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the
+landlord gives you a quart for four of these half-pence, what must the
+victualler do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the
+brewer should be such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them
+for their bere, because they are bound by their leases to pay their
+rents in good and lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of
+Ireland neither, and the Squire their landlord will never be so
+bewitched to take such trash for his land; so that it must certainly
+stop somewhere or other, and where-ever it stops it is the same thing,
+and we are all undone.</p>
+
+<p>The common weight of these half-pence is between four and five to an
+ounce; suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his half
+year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horses load.</p>
+
+<p>If a squire has a mind to come to town to buy<a name='Page_55'></a> clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the
+farmers bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our
+shops, it must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And
+I hope we shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is
+worth.</p>
+
+<p>They say Squire Conolly has sixteen thousand pounds a year; now if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers
+will do I cannot tell. For I am assured that some great bankers keep
+by them forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments,
+which sum, in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to
+carry it.</p>
+
+<p>For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty
+good shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's
+bad copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and
+bakers, and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little
+gold and silver I have I will keep by me like my heart's blood till
+better times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy
+Mr. Wood's money, as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,
+who could buy ten pound of it with<a name='Page_56'></a> a guinea, and I hope to get as
+much for a pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such
+fools as to sell it me.</p>
+
+<p>These half-pence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because
+it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: so that in some
+years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while
+there is a silver sixpence left, these blood-suckers will never be
+quiet.</p>
+
+<p>When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition I will tell you
+what must be the end: the gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because, as I told you before, the
+tenants are obliged by their leases to pay sterling, which is lawful
+current money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as
+too many of them do already, run all into sheep where they can,
+keeping only such other cattle as are necessary; then they will be
+their own merchants, and send their wool and butter and hides and
+linen beyond sea for ready money and wine and spices and silks. They
+will keep only a few miserable cottiers. The farmers must rob or beg,
+or leave their country. The shop-<a name='Page_57'></a>keepers in this and every other town
+must break and starve: for it is the landed man that maintains the
+merchant, and shop-keeper, and handicraftsman.</p>
+
+<p>But when the squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who
+will be glad to get bread at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that
+we shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed
+coin. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one
+scale, and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should
+weigh down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million
+of good money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more
+than the English do by all the world besides.</p>
+
+<p>But your great comfort is, that, as his majesty's patent does not
+oblige you to take this money, so the laws have not given the Crown a
+power of forcing the subjects to take what money the king pleases: for
+then, by the same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones or
+cockle-shells, or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should
+happen to live under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same
+power make a guinea pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty
+shillings, and so on, by which he would in a short time get all the
+silver and gold of<a name='Page_58'></a> the kingdom into his own hands, and leave us
+nothing but brass or leather or what he pleased. Neither is anything
+reckoned more cruel or oppressive in the French Government than their
+common practice of calling in all their money after they have sunk it
+very low, and then coining it a-new at a much higher value, which
+however is not the thousandth part so wicked as this abominable
+project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects silver for
+silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as give us
+good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth part
+of their worth.</p>
+
+<p>Having said this much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure
+I went upon good grounds.</p>
+
+<p>A famous law-book call'd the <i>Mirrour of Justice</i>, discoursing of the
+articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings, declares the law to
+be as follows: It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair, or amend the money or make any other money than of
+gold or silver without the assent of all the counties, that is, as my
+Lord Coke says, without the assent of Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in
+which it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that
+great lawyer my<a name='Page_59'></a> Lord Coke. By the laws of England, several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal; the
+former comprehends silver or gold, the latter all baser metals: that
+the former is only to pass in payments appears by an Act of Parliament
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the statute
+concerning the passing of pence, which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English; for some of our laws at that time were, as I
+am told, writ in Latin: Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to
+refuse an half-penny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp
+which it ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the
+king's majesty, and cast to prison.</p>
+
+<p>By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the king's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison, but he who
+refuses to accept the king's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observ'd before, silver and gold only are intended.</p>
+
+<p>That this is the true construction of the Act, appears not only from
+the plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation
+upon it. By this Act (says he) it appears that no subject can be
+forc'd to take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made
+but of lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold.</p>
+
+<p>The law of England gives the king all mines of<a name='Page_60'></a> gold and silver, but
+not the mines of other metals; the reason of which prerogative or
+power, as it is given by my Lord Coke, is, because money can be made
+of gold and silver, but not of other metals.</p>
+
+<p>Pursuant to this opinion half-pence and farthings were anciently made
+of silver, which is more evident from the Act of Parliament of Henry
+the IVth. chap. 4, by which it is enacted as follows: Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+half-pence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established
+that the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be
+brought to the bullion, shall be made in half-pence and farthings.
+This shows that by the words half-penny and farthing of lawful money
+in that statute concerning the passing of pence, is meant a small coin
+in half-pence and farthings of silver.</p>
+
+<p>This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the IIId. chap. 3, which enacts, That no sterling half-penny or
+farthing be molten for to make vessel, or any other thing by the
+goldsmiths, nor others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten (or
+melted).</p>
+
+<p>By another Act in this king's reign black money was not to be current
+in England, and by an Act made in the eleventh year of his reign,
+chap. 5, galley half-pence were not to pass: what kind of coin these
+were I do not know, but I presume they<a name='Page_61'></a> were made of base metal, and
+that these Acts were no new laws, but further declarations of the old
+laws relating to the coin.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to
+the contrary, except one in Davis's <i>Reports</i>, who tells us, that in
+the time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixt
+metal to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for
+payment of the army, obliging all people to receive it, and commanding
+that all silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as
+much as it weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter
+too long here to trouble you with, and that the Privy Council of this
+kingdom obliged a merchant in England to receive this mixt money for
+goods transmitted hither.</p>
+
+<p>But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy Council here having no such power. And, besides, it is
+to be considered that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom, assisted from Spain, and whatever is done
+in great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.</p>
+
+<p>I will now, my dear friends, to save you the trouble, set before you,
+in short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige
+you to.</p>
+
+<p>First, You are oblig'd to take all money in<a name='Page_62'></a> payments which is coin'd
+by the king and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be
+of gold or silver.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, You are not oblig'd to take any money which is not of gold
+or silver, not only the half-pence or farthings of England, or of any
+other country; and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are
+content to take them, because the custom of coining silver half-pence
+and farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of
+their being subject to be lost.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, Much less are we oblig'd to take those vile half-pence of
+that same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every
+shilling.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy
+trash: it is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood; his majesty in his
+patent obliges nobody to take these half-pence; our gracious prince
+hath no so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws
+have not left it in the king's power, to force us to take any coin but
+what is lawful, of right standard, gold and silver; therefore you have
+nothing to fear.</p>
+
+<p>And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen: perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich if these half-pence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass,<a name='Page_63'></a> which you likewise find hard to be got; but
+you may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you
+will be utterly undone; if you carry these half-pence to a shop for
+tobacco or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shop-keeper will
+advance his goods accordingly, or else he must break and leave the key
+under the door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff
+for twenty of Mr. Wood's half-pence? No, not under two hundred at
+least, neither will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in
+a lump. I will tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project
+should take it will ruin even our beggars: for when I give a beggar an
+half-penny, it will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his
+belly; but the twelfth part of a half-penny will do him no more
+service than if I should give him three pins out of my sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>In short those half-pence are like the accursed thing, which, as the
+Scripture tells us, the children of Israel were forbidden to touch;
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a
+bull of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector
+first into his own brazen bull to make the experiment; this very much
+resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and the like of this may possibly
+be Mr. Wood's fate,<a name='Page_64'></a> that the brass he contrived to torment this
+kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.</p>
+
+<p><i>N.B.</i>&mdash;The author of this paper is inform'd by persons who have made
+it their business to be exact in their observations on the true value
+of these half-pence, that any person may expect to get a quart of
+twopenny ale for thirty-six of them.</p>
+
+<p>I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have further notice of Mr. Wood's
+half-pence or any other the like imposture.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<h3>A LETTER TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER, UPON OCCASION OF A PARAGRAPH IN
+HIS NEWS-PAPER OF AUGUST 1, 1724, RELATING TO MR. WOOD'S HALF-PENCE.</h3>
+
+<p>In your news-letter of the first instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th, relating to Wood's half-pence; whereby it is
+plain, what I foretold in my letter to the shop-keepers, etc., that
+this vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our
+ruin approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires new and
+fresh warning; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great
+measure, an<a name='Page_65'></a> imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I
+am informed that Wood is generally his own news-writer. I cannot but
+observe from that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not
+satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every occasion to treat
+this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents several of our
+merchants and traders upon examination before a committee of a
+council, agreeing that there was the utmost necessity of copper-money
+here, before his patent, so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a
+pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and
+seal to his own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings,
+than Wood's brass seven times below the real value, can be to the
+kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand pounds?</p>
+
+<p>But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this
+report of the utmost necessity we are under of copper money? They are
+only a few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from
+whom they are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at
+half value, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public and their
+own private advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon<a name='Page_66'></a> whose
+integrity the fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in
+their own cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?</p>
+
+<p>If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did (and why we have not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine), ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of half-pence we then had, would have been sufficient: but Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old half-pence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would
+be, to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But
+supposing there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I
+will maintain that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum
+fully sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shop-keeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much
+lessened our numbers)<a name='Page_67'></a> the souls in this kingdom are computed to be
+one million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds,
+whereas this honest liberal hard-ware-man Wood, would impose upon us
+above four times that sum.</p>
+
+<p>Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an
+assay taken at the Tower, of Wood's metal, by which it appears that
+Wood had in all respects performed his contract. His contract! With
+whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to
+be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry,
+goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.</p>
+
+<p>But your news-letter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two half-pence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or
+shall coin for the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often
+sends to my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if
+he likes it he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole
+piece, and probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an
+hundred sheep, and the<a name='Page_68'></a> grazier should bring me one single weather fat
+and well fleeced by way of pattern, and expect the same price round
+for the whole hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was
+paid, or giving me good security to restore my money for those that
+were lean or shorn or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have
+heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried
+a piece of brick in his pocket, which he showed as a pattern to
+encourage purchasers: and this is directly the case in point with Mr.
+Wood's assay.</p>
+
+<p>The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for preventing any future objections or apprehensions.</p>
+
+<p>His first proposal is, that whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the exigences of
+trade require it, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.</p>
+
+<p>To which if I were to answer it should be thus: Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom; let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or
+the dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they
+please from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to
+know how he and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ
+themselves.<a name='Page_69'></a> But I hope and trust that we are all to a man fully
+determined to have nothing to do with him or his ware.</p>
+
+<p>The king has given him a patent to coin half-pence, but hath not
+obliged us to take them, and I have already shown in my Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.</p>
+
+<p>Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds unless
+the exigences of trade require it: First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be
+sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old
+half-pence left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of
+trade require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this
+poor kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should
+succeed, we were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he
+will judge of our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at
+an end till he and his accomplices will think they have enough: and it
+now appears that he will not be content with all our gold and silver,
+but intends to buy up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_70'></a>I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his half-pence or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that, by his own
+first computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was
+intrinsically worth but one, although it had been of the true weight
+and standard for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is
+so great a difference both in weight and badness in several of his
+coins that some of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic
+value, and most of them six or seven.</p>
+
+<p>His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to
+be very particularly consider'd, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold
+and silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and
+that no person be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+at one payment.</p>
+
+<p>First, observe this little impudent hard-ware-man turning into
+ridicule the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself
+as the cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no king of England
+ever attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to<a name='Page_71'></a> take his
+brass coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an
+example in history of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in
+daily dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the
+head of twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a
+tyrannical prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt
+administration, but by one single, diminutive, insignificant,
+mechanic.</p>
+
+<p>But to go on. To remove our direful apprehensions that he will drain
+us of our gold and silver by his coinage, this little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to take our manufactures in
+exchange. Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion?
+Is not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project
+will put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal
+to nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain, or
+any other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us
+only upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times
+higher than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance,
+that we will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not
+worth sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many
+shillings in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a
+compound of impudence, villainy and folly.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_72'></a>His proposals conclude with perfect high-treason. He promises, that
+no person shall be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+of his coin in one payment: by which it is plain that he pretends to
+oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.</p>
+
+<p>Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+five-pence half-penny of his brass in every payment. And I will shoot
+Mr. Wood and his deputies through the head, like highway-men or
+house-breakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon
+me in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to
+submit to the lion; but who, with the figure of a man can think with
+patience of being devoured alive by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the
+people of Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax,
+I say, not only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures,
+the hire of handicraftsmen, labourers and servants. Shop-keepers, look
+to yourselves. Wood will oblige and force you to take five-pence
+half-penny of his trash in every payment, and<a name='Page_73'></a> many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty, payments in one day, or else you can hardly
+find bread: and pray consider how much that will amount to in a year;
+twenty times five-pence half-penny is nine shillings and two-pence,
+which is above an hundred and sixty pounds a year, whereof you will be
+losers of at least one hundred and forty pounds by taking your
+payments in his money. If any of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood
+on such conditions they may. But for my own particular, let his money
+perish with him. If the famous Mr. Hampden rather chose to go to
+prison than pay a few shillings to King Charles I. without authority
+of Parliament, I will rather choose to be hanged than have all my
+substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the pound, at the arbitrary
+will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.</p>
+
+<p>The paragraph concludes thus. <i>N.B.</i> (that is to say <i>nota bene</i>, or
+mark well) No evidence appeared from Ireland or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant.</p>
+
+<p>The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy Council, addressed his majesty against
+these half-pence. What could be done more to express the universal
+sense and opinion<a name='Page_74'></a> of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the
+kingdom were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to
+reject it? Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole
+Privy Council go over to argue pro and con with Mr. Wood? To what end
+did the king give his patent for coining of half-pence in Ireland? Was
+it not, because it was represented to his sacred majesty, that such a
+coinage would be of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all
+his subjects here? It is to the patentee's peril if his representation
+be false, and the execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt.
+Is he so wicked and foolish to think that his patent was given him to
+ruin a million and a half of people, that he might be a gainer of
+three or fourscore thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the
+charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up so much filthy
+dross, and stamping it with his majesty's image and superscription,
+should he not first in common sense, in common equity, and common
+manners, have consulted the principal party concerned; that is to say,
+the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy
+Council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin, we should be ashamed to tell
+him, it was C&aelig;sar's. In that great want of copper half-pence, which
+he alleges we were, our city set up our C&aelig;sar's statue in excellent
+copper, at an expence<a name='Page_75'></a> that is equal in value to thirty thousand
+pounds of his coin; and we will not receive his image in worse metal.</p>
+
+<p>I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this
+subject. It is true say they, we are all undone if Wood's half-pence
+must pass; but what shall we do, if his majesty puts out a
+proclamation commanding us to take them? This has been often dinned in
+my ears. But I desire my countrymen to be assured that there is
+nothing in it. The king never issues out a proclamation but to enjoin
+what the law permits him. He will not issue out a proclamation against
+law, or if such a thing should happen by a mistake, we are no more
+obliged to obey it than to run our heads into the fire. Besides, his
+majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does not
+offer to command us in the patent itself. There he leaves it to our
+discretion, so that our destruction must be entirely owing to
+ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a proclamation, which
+will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon this occasion, will
+be of no force. The king's revenues here are near four hundred
+thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will advise him to
+take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to fifty
+thousand pounds? England gets a million sterl. by this nation, which,
+if this project goes on, will be almost reduc'd to nothing: and do you
+think those who live in England upon Irish estates<a name='Page_76'></a> will be content to
+take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's dross?</p>
+
+<p>If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it
+begins to flag, he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we
+shall be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance,
+or fear, or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be
+forced to yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to
+keep up your spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a
+precipice under you, and that if you go forwards you will certainly
+break your necks&mdash;if I point to it before your eyes, must I be at the
+trouble of repeating it every morning? Are our people's hearts waxed
+gross? Are their ears dull of hearing, and have they closed their
+eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us, who, for ten or
+twenty pounds' gain, would sell their souls and their country, though
+at last it would end in their own ruin as well as ours. Be not like
+the deaf adder, who refuses to hear the voice of the charmer, charm he
+never so wisely.</p>
+
+<p>Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is
+common to the public; I can live better than many others, I have some
+gold and silver by me, and a shop well furnished,<a name='Page_77'></a> and shall be able
+to make a shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved
+to see the coldness and indifference of many people with whom I
+discourse. Some are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their
+shoulders, and cry, what would you have us to do? Some give out, there
+is no danger at all. Others are comforted that it will be a common
+calamity and they shall fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a
+man, who hears midnight-robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise
+his family for a common defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a
+lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes at the head of his confederates to rob
+them of all they have, to ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an
+high-way-man meets you on the road, you give him your money to save
+your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your
+heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side. When he or
+his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying No, and you are
+safe. If a madman should come to my shop with a handful of dirt raked
+out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him, or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him
+out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand any gold or silver,
+or commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange
+for his trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_78'></a>When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these half-pence in payment. Let their
+names and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one
+may be aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates
+with Mr. Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the
+first honest discoverer give the word about, that Wood's half-pence
+have been offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive
+them.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempt to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:</p>
+
+<p><i>Whereas one William Wood, hard-ware-man, now or lately sojourning in
+the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds in copper
+half-pence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than
+our occasions require: And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood
+hath coined his half-pence of such base metal and false weight, that
+they are, at least, six parts in seven below the real value: And
+whereas we have reason to apprehend that the said Wood may, at any
+time hereafter, clandestinely<a name='Page_79'></a> coin as many more half-pence as he
+pleases: And whereas the said patent neither doth nor can oblige his
+majesty's subjects to receive the said half-pence in any payment, but
+leaves it to their voluntary choice, because, by law the subject
+cannot be obliged to take any money except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the
+said Wood hath declared that every person shall be obliged to take
+five-pence half-penny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the
+House of Commons and Privy Council have severally addressed his most
+sacred majesty representing the ill consequences which the said
+coinage may have upon this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is
+universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man (except Mr. Wood
+and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions of the ruinous
+consequences that must follow from the said coinage. Therefore we,
+whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable estates in
+this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve and declare
+that we will never receive one farthing or half-penny of the said
+Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse the
+said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read
+to them by our stewards, receivers, etc.</i></p>
+
+<p>I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be<a name='Page_80'></a> drawn up, and
+signed by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom,
+and printed copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am
+deceived, if anything could sooner defeat this execrable design of
+Wood and his accomplices. This would immediately give the alarm, and
+set the kingdom on their guard. This would give courage to the meanest
+tenant and cottager. <i>How long, O Lord, righteous and true</i>, etc.</p>
+
+<p>I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to
+blame. Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc., and you had none to sell them. Pray
+keep yourself provided with that letter and with this; you have got
+very well by the former, but I did not then write for your sake, any
+more than I do now. Pray advertise both in every news-paper, and let
+it not be your fault or mine if our countrymen will not take warning.
+I desire you likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.&mdash;I am your
+Servant, M.B.</p>
+
+<p><i>Aug. 4, 1724.</i></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_81'></a>IV.&mdash;'SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>I have found the selection of a suitable sample of Burke to be my
+most difficult task in this volume. All his writings, as I have
+pointed out in the general introduction, are, after a sort, pamphlets;
+and this of itself was an embarrassment. It was partly complicated and
+partly lessened by the fact that the form of his speeches naturally
+excluded them. Many of his other works&mdash;notably the </i>Thoughts on the
+Present Discontents<i>, the immortal </i>Reflections on the French
+Revolution<i>, and the </i>Appeal from the New Whigs to the Old<i>&mdash;were much
+too long for a scheme in which I have made it a rule to give in each
+case entire works or divisions of works. I at last reduced the
+suitable candidates to three&mdash;the </i>Letter to Sir Hercules Langrishe<i>,
+that </i>To a Noble Lord<i>, and the present number of the </i>Letters on a
+Regicide Peace<i>. The first<a name='Page_82'></a> went as being to some extent identical in
+subject with the examples of another writer, Sydney Smith, which I had
+already resolved on giving; the second as being too much in the nature
+of a personal apologia. With the third, which I looked on at first
+with least favour, I have become increasingly well satisfied. It has
+not the gorgeous rhetoric of </i>The Letter to a Noble Lord<i>, the
+</i>Reflections<i>, and others. It has nothing so lively as the contrast
+between France and Algiers in its immediate predecessor. It may even
+seem, to those who have accustomed themselves to think of Burke wholly
+or mainly as a gorgeous rhetorician, rather tame as a whole. But if it
+does not soar, it never droops; it is admirably proportioned,
+admirably written, and admirably argued throughout, and it shows great
+knowledge and mastery of foreign politics&mdash;the point in which English
+statesmen have always been weakest. I may add that it seems to me a
+triumphant refutation of the charge&mdash;constantly brought against Burke
+not merely by extreme democrats, but by the usual advocate of the
+</i>juste milieu<i>,&mdash;that in his later years, and especially in these very
+Letters, he became a mere raving Gallophobe, with no sense of
+proportion or circumstance. For my part, I have read scores, probably
+hundreds, of books&mdash;English, French, and German&mdash;on the French
+Revolution; I have never read one that made Burke obsolete. Let it
+only be added that the author, who was born in 1730, was very near the
+end of his career&mdash;he died next year&mdash;when<a name='Page_83'></a> he wrote these letters,
+and that the peace proposals which he deprecated, and which he did not
+a little to avert, were dictated on the one side by the sobering down
+of the first Revolutionary fervour under the Directory; on the other
+by the persistent ill-success of the Allies, and the conflicts of
+interest and principle which had arisen among them.</i>)</p>
+
+<p>My dear Sir&mdash;I closed my first letter with serious matter, and I hope
+it has employed your thoughts. The system of peace must have a
+reference to the system of the war. On that ground, I must therefore
+again recall your mind to our original opinions, which time and events
+have not taught me to vary.</p>
+
+<p>My ideas and my principles led me, in this contest, to encounter
+France, not as a state, but as a faction. The vast territorial extent
+of that country, its immense population, its riches of production, its
+riches of commerce and convention&mdash;the whole aggregate mass of what,
+in ordinary cases, constitutes the force of a state, to me were but
+objects of secondary consideration. They might be balanced; and they
+have been often more than balanced. Great as these things are, they
+are not what make the faction formidable. It is the faction that makes
+them truly dreadful. That faction is the evil spirit that possesses
+the body of France; that informs it as a soul; that stamps upon<a name='Page_84'></a> its
+ambition, and upon all its pursuits, a characteristic mark, which
+strongly distinguishes them from the same general passions, and the
+same general views, in other men and in other communities. It is that
+spirit which inspires into them a new, a pernicious, a desolating
+activity. Constituted as France was ten years ago, it was not in that
+France to shake, to shatter, and to overwhelm Europe in the manner
+that we behold. A sure destruction impends over those infatuated
+princes, who, in the conflict with this new and unheard-of power,
+proceed as if they were engaged in a war that bore a resemblance to
+their former contests; or that they can make peace in the spirit of
+their former arrangements of pacification. Here the beaten path is the
+very reverse of the safe road.</p>
+
+<p>As to me, I was always steadily of opinion, that this disorder was not
+in its nature intermittent. I conceived that the contest, once begun,
+could not be laid down again, to be resumed at our discretion; but
+that our first struggle with this evil would also be our last. I never
+thought we could make peace with the system; because it was not for
+the sake of an object we pursued in rivalry with each other, but with
+the system itself, that we were at war. As I understood the matter, we
+were at war not with its conduct, but with its existence; convinced
+that its existence and its hostility were the same.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_85'></a>The faction is not local or territorial. It is a general evil. Where
+it least appears in action, it is still full of life. In its sleep it
+recruits its strength, and prepares its exertion. Its spirit lies deep
+in the corruption of our common nature. The social order which
+restrains it, feeds it. It exists in every country in Europe; and
+among all orders of men in every country, who look up to France as to
+a common head. The centre is there. The circumference is the world of
+Europe wherever the race of Europe may be settled. Everywhere else the
+faction is militant; in France it is triumphant. In France it is the
+bank of deposit, and the bank of circulation, of all the pernicious
+principles that are forming in every state. It will be folly scarcely
+deserving of pity, and too mischievous for contempt, to think of
+restraining it in any other country whilst it is predominant there.
+War, instead of being the cause of its force, has suspended its
+operation. It has given a reprieve, at least, to the Christian world.</p>
+
+<p>The true nature of a Jacobin war, in the beginning, was, by most of
+the Christian powers, felt, acknowledged, and even in the most precise
+manner declared. In the joint manifesto, published by the emperor and
+the king of Prussia, on the 4th of August, 1792, it is expressed in
+the clearest terms, and on principles which could not fail, if they
+had adhered to them, of classing those monarchs with the first
+benefactors of<a name='Page_86'></a> mankind. This manifesto was published, as they
+themselves express it, 'to lay open to the present generation, as well
+as to posterity, their motives, their intentions, and the
+<i>disinterestedness</i> of their personal views; taking up arms for the
+purpose of preserving social and political order amongst all civilised
+nations, and to secure to <i>each</i> state its religion, happiness,
+independence, territories, and real constitution.'&mdash;'On this ground,
+they hoped that all empires and all states would be unanimous; and
+becoming the firm guardians of the happiness of mankind, that they
+could not fail to unite their efforts to rescue a numerous nation from
+its own fury, to preserve Europe from the return of barbarism, and the
+universe from the subversion and anarchy with which it was
+threatened.' The whole of that noble performance ought to be read at
+the first meeting of any congress which may assemble for the purpose
+of pacification. In that piece 'these powers expressly renounce all
+views of personal aggrandisement,' and confine themselves to objects
+worthy of so generous, so heroic, and so perfectly wise and politic an
+enterprise. It was to the principles of this confederation, and to no
+other, that we wished our sovereign and our country to accede, as a
+part of the commonwealth of Europe. To these principles with some
+trifling exceptions and limitations they did fully accede. And all our
+friends who took office acceded to the ministry (whether wisely or
+not), as I always<a name='Page_87'></a> understood the matter, on the faith and on the
+principles of that declaration.</p>
+
+<p>As long as these powers flattered themselves that the menace of force
+would produce the effect of force, they acted on those declarations:
+but when their menaces failed of success, their efforts took a new
+direction. It did not appear to them that virtue and heroism ought to
+be purchased by millions of rix-dollars. It is a dreadful truth, but
+it is a truth that cannot be concealed; in ability, in dexterity, in
+the distinctness of their views, the Jacobins are our superiors. They
+saw the thing right from the very beginning. Whatever were the first
+motives to the war among politicians, they saw that in its spirit, and
+for its objects, it was a <i>civil war</i>; and as such they pursued it. It
+is a war between the partisans of the ancient, civil, moral, and
+political order of Europe, against a sect of fanatical and ambitious
+atheists which means to change them all. It is not France extending a
+foreign empire over other nations; it is a sect aiming at universal
+empire, and beginning with the conquest of France. The leaders of that
+sect secured the <i>centre of Europe</i>; and that secured, they knew, that
+whatever might be the event of battles and sieges, their <i>cause</i> was
+victorious. Whether its territory had a little more or a little less
+peeled from its surface, or whether an island or two was detached from
+its commerce, to them was of little moment.<a name='Page_88'></a> The conquest of France
+was a glorious acquisition. That once well laid as a basis of empire,
+opportunities never could be wanting to regain or to replace what had
+been lost, and dreadfully to avenge themselves on the faction of their
+adversaries.</p>
+
+<p>They saw it was a <i>civil war</i>. It was their business to persuade their
+adversaries that it ought to be a <i>foreign</i> war. The Jacobins
+everywhere set up a cry against the new crusade; and they intrigued
+with effect in the cabinet, in the field, and in every private society
+in Europe. Their task was not difficult. The condition of princes, and
+sometimes of first ministers too, is to be pitied. The creatures of
+the desk, and the creatures of favour, had no relish for the
+principles of the manifestoes. They promised no governments, no
+regiments, no revenues from whence emoluments might arise by
+perquisite or by grant. In truth, the tribe of vulgar politicians are
+the lowest of our species. There is no trade so vile and mechanical as
+government in their hands. Virtue is not their habit. They are out of
+themselves in any course of conduct recommended only by conscience and
+glory. A large, liberal, and prospective view of the interests of
+states passes with them for romance; and the principles that recommend
+it, for the wanderings of a disordered imagination. The calculators
+compute them out of their senses. The jesters and buffoons shame them
+out of everything grand and elevated.<a name='Page_89'></a> Littleness in object and in
+means, to them appears soundness and sobriety. They think there is
+nothing worth pursuit but that which they can handle; which they can
+measure with a two-foot rule; which they can tell upon ten fingers.</p>
+
+<p>Without the principles of the Jacobins, perhaps without any principles
+at all, they played the game of that faction. There was a beaten road
+before them. The powers of Europe were armed; France had always
+appeared dangerous; the war was easily diverted from France as a
+faction, to France as a state. The princes were easily taught to slide
+back into their old, habitual course of politics. They were easily led
+to consider the flames that were consuming France, not as a warning to
+protect their own buildings (which were without any party wall, and
+linked by a contignation into the edifice of France,) but as a happy
+occasion for pillaging the goods, and for carrying off the materials,
+of their neighbour's house. Their provident fears were changed into
+avaricious hopes. They carried on their new designs without seeming to
+abandon the principles of their old policy. They pretended to seek, or
+they flattered themselves that they sought, in the accession of new
+fortresses, and new territories, a <i>defensive</i> security. But the
+security wanted was against a kind of power which was not so truly
+dangerous in its fortresses nor in its territories, as in its spirit
+and its principles. The<a name='Page_90'></a> aimed, or pretended to aim, at <i>defending</i>
+themselves against a danger from which there can be no security in any
+<i>defensive</i> plan. If armies and fortresses were a defence against
+Jacobinism, Louis the Sixteenth would this day reign a powerful
+monarch over a happy people.</p>
+
+<p>This error obliged them, even in their offensive operations, to adopt
+a plan of war, against the success of which there was something little
+short of mathematical demonstration. They refused to take any step
+which might strike at the heart of affairs. They seemed unwilling to
+wound the enemy in any vital part. They acted through the whole, as if
+they really wished the conservation of the Jacobin power, as what
+might be more favourable than the lawful government to the attainment
+of the petty objects they looked for. They always kept on the
+circumference; and the wider and remoter the circle was, the more
+eagerly they chose it as their sphere of action in this centrifugal
+war. The plan they pursued, in its nature demanded great length of
+time. In its execution, they, who went the nearest way to work, were
+obliged to cover an incredible extent of country. It left to the enemy
+every means of destroying this extended line of weakness. Ill success
+in any part was sure to defeat the effect of the whole. This is true
+of Austria. It is still more true of England. On this false plan, even
+good fortune, by further<a name='Page_91'></a> weakening the victor, put him but the
+further off from his object.</p>
+
+<p>As long as there was any appearance of success, the spirit of
+aggrandisement, and consequently the spirit of mutual jealousy, seized
+upon all the coalesced powers. Some sought an accession of territory
+at the expense of France, some at the expense of each other, some at
+the expense of third parties; and when the vicissitude of disaster
+took its turn, they found common distress a treacherous bond of faith
+and friendship.</p>
+
+<p>The greatest skill conducting the greatest military apparatus has been
+employed; but it has been worse than uselessly employed, through the
+false policy of the war. The operations of the field suffered by the
+errors of the cabinet. If the same spirit continues when peace is
+made, the peace will fix and perpetuate all the errors of the war;
+because it will be made upon the same false principle. What has been
+lost in the field, in the field may be regained. An arrangement of
+peace in its nature is a permanent settlement; it is the effect of
+counsel and deliberation, and not of fortuitous events. If built upon
+a basis fundamentally erroneous, it can only be retrieved by some of
+those unforeseen dispensations, which the all-wise but mysterious
+Governor of the world sometimes interposes, to snatch nations from
+ruin. It would not be pious error, but mad and impious<a name='Page_92'></a> presumption,
+for any one to trust in an unknown order of dispensations, in defiance
+of the rules of prudence, which are formed upon the known march of the
+ordinary providence of God.</p>
+
+<p>It was not of that sort of war that I was amongst the least
+considerable, but amongst the most zealous advisers; and it is not by
+the sort of peace now talked of, that I wish it concluded. It would
+answer no great purpose to enter into the particular errors of the
+war. The whole has been but one error. It was but nominally a war of
+alliance. As the combined powers pursued it there was nothing to hold
+an alliance together. There could be no tie of <i>honour</i>, in a society
+for pillage. There could be no tie of a common <i>interest</i> where the
+object did not offer such a division amongst the parties as could well
+give them a warm concern in the gains of each other, or could indeed
+form such a body of equivalents, as might make one of them willing to
+abandon a separate object of his ambition for the gratification of any
+other member of the alliance. The partition of Poland offered an
+object of spoil in which the parties <i>might</i> agree. They were
+circumjacent, and each might take a portion convenient to his own
+territory. They might dispute about the value of their several shares,
+but the contiguity to each of the demandants always furnished the
+means of an adjustment. Though hereafter the world will have cause to
+rue this iniquitous<a name='Page_93'></a> measure, and they most who were the most
+concerned in it, for the moment there was wherewithal in the object to
+preserve peace amongst confederates in wrong. But the spoil of France
+did not afford the same facilities for accommodation. What might
+satisfy the house of Austria in a Flemish frontier, afforded no
+equivalent to tempt the cupidity of the king of Prussia. What might be
+desired by Great Britain in the West Indies, must be coldly and
+remotely, if at all, felt as an interest at Vienna; and it would be
+felt as something worse than a negative interest at Madrid. Austria,
+long possessed with unwise and dangerous designs on Italy, could not
+be very much in earnest about the conservation of the old patrimony of
+the house of Savoy; and Sardinia, who owed to an Italian force all her
+means of shutting out France from Italy, of which she has been
+supposed to hold the key, would not purchase the means of strength
+upon one side by yielding it on the other. She would not readily give
+the possession of Novara for the hope of Savoy. No continental power
+was willing to lose any of its continental objects for the increase of
+the naval power of Great Britain; and Great Britain would not give up
+any of the objects she sought for as the means of an increase to her
+naval power, to further their aggrandisement.</p>
+
+<p>The moment this war came to be considered as a war merely of profit,
+the actual circumstances are<a name='Page_94'></a> such that it never could become really a
+war of alliance. Nor can the peace be a peace of alliance, until
+things are put upon their right bottom.</p>
+
+<p>I do not find it denied that when a treaty is entered into for peace,
+a demand will be made on the regicides to surrender a great part of
+their conquests on the continent. Will they, in the present state of
+the war, make that surrender without an equivalent? This continental
+cession must of course be made in favour of that party in the alliance
+that has suffered losses. That party has nothing to furnish towards an
+equivalent. What equivalent, for instance, has Holland to offer, who
+has lost her all? What equivalent can come from the Emperor, every
+part of whose territories contiguous to France is already within the
+pale of the regicide dominions? What equivalent has Sardinia to offer
+for Savoy and for Nice, I may say for her whole being? What has she
+taken from the faction of France? she has lost very near her all; and
+she has gained nothing. What equivalent has Spain to give? Alas! she
+has already paid for her own ransom the fund of equivalent, and a
+dreadful equivalent it is, to England and to herself. But I put Spain
+out of the question; she is a province of the Jacobin empire, and she
+must make peace or war according to the orders she receives from the
+directory of assassins. In effect and substance, her crown is a fief
+of regicide.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_95'></a>Whence then can the compensation be demanded? Undoubtedly from that
+power which alone has made some conquests. That power is England. Will
+the allies then give away their ancient patrimony, that England may
+keep islands in the West Indies? They never can protract the war in
+good earnest for that object; nor can they act in concert with us, in
+our refusal to grant anything towards their redemption. In that case
+we are thus situated. Either we must give Europe, bound hand and foot,
+to France; or we must quit the West Indies without any one object,
+great or small, towards indemnity and security. I repeat it, without
+any advantage whatever: because, supposing that our conquest could
+comprise all that France ever possessed in the tropical America, it
+never can amount in any fair estimation to a fair equivalent for
+Holland, for the Austrian Netherlands, for the lower Germany, that is,
+for the whole ancient kingdom or circle of Burgundy, now under the
+yoke of regicide, to say nothing of almost all Italy under the same
+barbarous domination. If we treat in the present situation of things,
+we have nothing in our hands that can redeem Europe. Nor is the
+Emperor, as I have observed, more rich in the fund of equivalents.</p>
+
+<p>If we look to our stock in the eastern world, our most valuable and
+systematic acquisitions are made in that quarter. Is it from France
+they are made? France has but one or two contemptible factories,<a name='Page_96'></a>
+subsisting by the offal of the private fortunes of English individuals
+to support them, in any part of India. I look on the taking of the
+Cape of Good Hope as the securing of a post of great moment. It does
+honour to those who planned, and to those who executed, that
+enterprise: but I speak of it always as comparatively good; as good as
+anything can be in a scheme of war that repels us from a centre, and
+employs all our forces where nothing can be finally decisive. But
+giving, as I freely give, every possible credit to these eastern
+conquests, I ask one question,&mdash;on whom are they made? It is evident,
+that if we can keep our eastern conquests we keep them not at the
+expense of France, but at the expense of Holland our <i>ally</i>; of
+Holland, the immediate cause of the war, the nation whom we had
+undertaken to protect, and not of the republic which it was our
+business to destroy. If we return the African and the Asiatic
+conquests, we put them into the hands of a nominal state (to that
+Holland is reduced) unable to retain them; and which will virtually
+leave them under the direction of France. If we withhold them, Holland
+declines still more as a state. She loses so much carrying trade, and
+that means of keeping up the small degree of naval power she holds;
+for which policy alone, and not for any commercial gain, she maintains
+the Cape, or any settlement beyond it. In that case, resentment,
+faction, and even necessity, will<a name='Page_97'></a> throw her more and more into the
+power of the new, mischievous republic. But on the probable state of
+Holland I shall say more, when in this correspondence I come to talk
+over with you the state in which any sort of Jacobin peace will leave
+all Europe.</p>
+
+<p>So far as to the East Indies.</p>
+
+<p>As to the West Indies, indeed as to either, if we look for matter of
+exchange in order to ransom Europe, it is easy to show that we have
+taken a terribly roundabout road. I cannot conceive, even if, for the
+sake of holding conquests there, we should refuse to redeem Holland,
+and the Austrian Netherlands, and the hither Germany, that Spain,
+merely as she is Spain, (and forgetting that the regicide ambassador
+governs at Madrid,) will see, with perfect satisfaction, Great Britain
+sole mistress of the isles. In truth it appears to me, that, when we
+come to balance our account, we shall find in the proposed peace only
+the pure, simple, and unendowed charms of Jacobin amity. We shall have
+the satisfaction of knowing, that no blood or treasure has been spared
+by the allies for support of the regicide system. We shall reflect at
+leisure on one great truth, that it was ten times more easy totally to
+destroy the system itself, than, when established, it would be to
+reduce its power; and that this republic, most formidable abroad, was
+of all things the weakest at home; that her frontier was terrible, her
+interior feeble; that it<a name='Page_98'></a> was matter of choice to attack her where she
+is invincible, and to spare her where she was ready to dissolve by her
+own internal disorders. We shall reflect, that our plan was good
+neither for offence nor defence.</p>
+
+<p>It would not be at all difficult to prove, that an army of a hundred
+thousand men, horse, foot, and artillery, might have been employed
+against the enemy on the very soil which he has usurped, at a far less
+expense than has been squandered away upon tropical adventures. In
+these adventures it was not an enemy we had to vanquish, but a
+cemetery to conquer. In carrying on the war in the West Indies, the
+hostile sword is merciful; the country in which we engage is the
+dreadful enemy. There the European conqueror finds a cruel defeat in
+the very fruits of his success. Every advantage is but a new demand on
+England for recruits to the West Indian grave. In a West India war,
+the regicides have, for their troops, a race of fierce barbarians, to
+whom the poisoned air, in which our youth inhale certain death, is
+salubrity and life. To them the climate is the surest and most
+faithful of allies.</p>
+
+<p>Had we carried on the war on the side of France which looks towards
+the Channel or the Atlantic, we should have attacked our enemy on his
+weak and unarmed side. We should not have to reckon on the loss of a
+man who did not fall in battle. We<a name='Page_99'></a> should have an ally in the heart
+of the country, who, to our hundred thousand, would at one time have
+added eighty thousand men at the least, and all animated by principle,
+by enthusiasm, and by vengeance; motives which secured them to the
+cause in a very different manner from some of those allies whom we
+subsidised with millions. This ally, (or rather this principal in the
+war,) by the confession of the regicide himself, was more formidable
+to him than all his other foes united. Warring there, we should have
+led our arms to the capital of Wrong. Defeated, we could not fail
+(proper precautions taken) of a sure retreat. Stationary, and only
+supporting the royalists, an impenetrable barrier, an impregnable
+rampart, would have been formed between the enemy and his naval power.
+We are probably the only nation who have declined to act against an
+enemy, when it might have been done in his own country; and who having
+an armed, a powerful, and a long-victorious ally in that country,
+declined all effectual co-operation, and suffered him to perish for
+want of support. On the plan of a war in France, every advantage that
+our allies might obtain would be doubled in its effect. Disasters on
+the one side might have a fair chance of being compensated by
+victories on the other. Had we brought the main of our force to bear
+upon that quarter, all the operations of the British and Imperial
+crowns would have been combined. The war would<a name='Page_100'></a> have had system,
+correspondence, and a certain direction. But as the war has been
+pursued, the operations of the two crowns have not the smallest degree
+of mutual bearing or relation.</p>
+
+<p>Had acquisitions in the West Indies been our object, on success in
+France, everything reasonable in those remote parts might be demanded
+with decorum, and justice, and a sure effect. Well might we call for a
+recompence in America, for those services to which Europe owed its
+safety. Having abandoned this obvious policy connected with principle,
+we have seen the regicide power taking the reverse course, and making
+real conquests in the West Indies, to which all our dear-bought
+advantages (if we could hold them) are mean and contemptible. The
+noblest island within the tropics, worth all that we possess put
+together, is, by the vassal Spaniard, delivered into her hands. The
+island of Hispaniola (of which we have but one poor corner, by a
+slippery hold) is perhaps equal to England in extent, and in fertility
+is far superior. The part possessed by Spain, of that great island,
+made for the seat and centre of a tropical empire, was not improved,
+to be sure, as the French division had been, before it was
+systematically destroyed by the cannibal republic; but it is not only
+the far larger, but the far more salubrious and more fertile part.</p>
+
+<p>It was delivered into the hands of the barbarians<a name='Page_101'></a> without, as I can
+find, any public reclamation on our part, not only in contravention to
+one of the fundamental treaties that compose the public law of Europe,
+but in defiance of the fundamental colonial policy of Spain herself.
+This part of the treaty of Utrecht was made for great general ends
+unquestionably; but whilst it provided for those general ends, it was
+in affirmance of that particular policy. It was not to injure, but to
+save Spain by making a settlement of her estate, which prohibited her
+to alienate to France. It is her policy not to see the balance of West
+Indian power overturned by France or by Great Britain. Whilst the
+monarchies subsisted, this unprincipled cession was what the influence
+of the elder branch of the house of Bourbon never dared to attempt on
+the younger: but cannibal terror has been more powerful than family
+influence. The Bourbon monarchy of Spain is united to the republic of
+France, by what may be truly called the ties of blood.</p>
+
+<p>By this measure the balance of power in the West Indies is totally
+destroyed. It has followed the balance of power in Europe. It is not
+alone what shall be left nominally to the assassins that is theirs.
+Theirs is the whole empire of Spain in America. That stroke finishes
+all. I should be glad to see our suppliant negotiator in the act of
+putting his feather to the ear of the directory, to make it unclinch
+the fist; and, by his tickling, to charm that rich prize out<a name='Page_102'></a> of the
+iron gripe of robbery and ambition! It does not require much sagacity
+to discern that no power wholly baffled and defeated in Europe can
+flatter itself with conquests in the West Indies. In that state of
+things it can neither keep nor hold. No! It cannot even long make war
+if the grand bank and deposit of its force is at all in the West
+Indies. But here a scene opens to my view too important to pass by,
+perhaps too critical to touch. Is it possible that it should not
+present itself in all its relations to a mind habituated to consider
+either war or peace on a large scale, or as one whole?</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately other ideas have prevailed. A remote, an expensive, a
+murderous, and, in the end, an unproductive adventure, carried on upon
+ideas of mercantile knight-errantry, without any of the generous
+wildness of Quixotism, is considered as sound, solid sense; and a war
+in a wholesome climate, a war at our door, a war directly on the
+enemy, a war in the heart of his country, a war in concert with an
+internal ally, and in combination with the external, is regarded as
+folly and romance.</p>
+
+<p>My dear friend, I hold it impossible that these considerations should
+have escaped the statesmen on both sides of the water, and on both
+sides of the House of Commons. How a question of peace can be
+discussed without having them in view, I cannot imagine. If you or
+others see a way out of these<a name='Page_103'></a> difficulties I am happy. I see, indeed,
+a fund from whence equivalents will be proposed. I see it. But I
+cannot just now touch it. It is a question of high moment. It opens
+another Iliad of woes to Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the time proposed for making a <i>common political peace</i>, to
+which no one circumstance is propitious. As to the grand principle of
+the peace, it is left, as if by common consent, wholly out of the
+question.</p>
+
+<p>Viewing things in this light, I have frequently sunk into a degree of
+despondency and dejection hardly to be described; yet out of the
+profoundest depths of this despair, an impulse, which I have in vain
+endeavoured to resist, has urged me to raise one feeble cry against
+this unfortunate coalition which is formed at home, in order to make a
+coalition with France, subversive of the whole ancient order of the
+world. No disaster of war, no calamity of season, could ever strike me
+with half the horror which I felt from what is introduced to us by
+this junction of parties, under the soothing name of peace. We are apt
+to speak of a low and pusillanimous spirit as the ordinary cause by
+which dubious wars terminated in humiliating treaties. It is here the
+direct contrary. I am perfectly astonished at the boldness of
+character, at the intrepidity of mind, the firmness of nerve, in those
+who are able with deliberation to face the perils of Jacobin
+fraternity.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_104'></a>This fraternity is indeed so terrible in its nature, and in its
+manifest consequences, that there is no way of quieting our
+apprehensions about it, but by totally putting it out of sight, by
+substituting for it, through a sort of periphrasis, something of an
+ambiguous quality, and describing such a connexion under the terms of
+'<i>the usual relations of peace and amity</i>.' By this means the proposed
+fraternity is hustled in the crowd of those treaties, which imply no
+change in the public law of Europe, and which do not upon system
+affect the interior condition of nations. It is confounded with those
+conventions in which matters of dispute among sovereign powers are
+compromised, by the taking off a duty more or less, by the surrender
+of a frontier town, or a disputed district, on the one side or the
+other; by pactions in which the pretensions of families are settled,
+(as by a conveyancer, making family substitutions and successions,)
+without any alterations in the laws, manners, religion, privileges,
+and customs, of the cities, or territories, which are the subject of
+such arrangements.</p>
+
+<p>All this body of old conventions, composing the vast and voluminous
+collection called the <i>corps diplomatique</i>, forms the code or statute
+law, as the methodised reasonings of the great publicists and jurists
+from the digest and jurisprudence of the Christian world. In these
+treasures are to be found the <i>usual</i> relations of peace and amity in
+civilised<a name='Page_105'></a> Europe; and there the relations of ancient France were to
+be found amongst the rest.</p>
+
+<p>The present system in France is not the ancient France. It is not the
+ancient France with ordinary ambition and ordinary means. It is not a
+new power of an old kind. It is a new power of a new species. When
+such a questionable shape is to be admitted for the first time into
+the brotherhood of Christendom, it is not a mere matter of idle
+curiosity to consider how far it is in its nature alliable with the
+rest, or whether 'the relations of peace and amity' with this new
+state are likely to be of the same nature with the <i>usual</i> relations
+of the states of Europe.</p>
+
+<p>The Revolution in France had the relation of France to other nations
+as one of its principal objects. The changes made by that Revolution
+were not the better to accommodate her to the old and usual relations,
+but to produce new ones. The Revolution was made, not to make France
+free, but to make her formidable; not to make her a neighbour, but a
+mistress; not to make her more observant of laws, but to put her in a
+condition to impose them. To make France truly formidable it was
+necessary that France should be new modelled. They, who have not
+followed the train of the late proceedings, have been led by deceitful
+representations (which deceit made a part in the plan) to conceive
+that this totally new model of a state, in which nothing escaped a<a name='Page_106'></a>
+change, was made with a view to its internal relations only.</p>
+
+<p>In the Revolution of France two sorts of men were principally
+concerned in giving a character and determination to its pursuits: the
+philosophers and the politicians. They took different ways, but they
+met in the same end. The philosophers had one predominant object,
+which they pursued with a fanatical fury, that is, the utter
+extirpation of religion. To that every question of empire was
+subordinate. They had rather domineer in a parish of atheists, than
+rule over a Christian world. Their temporal ambition was wholly
+subservient to their proselytising spirit, in which they were not
+exceeded by Mahomet himself.</p>
+
+<p>They, who have made but superficial studies in the natural history of
+the human mind, have been taught to look on religious opinions as the
+only cause of enthusiastic zeal and sectarian propagation. But there
+is no doctrine whatever, on which men can warm, that is not capable of
+the very same effect. The social nature of man impels him to propagate
+his principles, as much as physical impulses urge him to propagate his
+kind. The passions give zeal and vehemence. The understanding bestows
+design and system. The whole man moves under the discipline of his
+opinions. Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.
+When anything concerning it becomes an object of much meditation, it
+cannot be<a name='Page_107'></a> indifferent to the mind. They who do not love religion,
+hate it. The rebels to God perfectly abhor the author of their being.
+They hate Him 'with all their heart, with all their mind, with all
+their soul, and with all their strength.' He never presents Himself to
+their thoughts but to menace and alarm them. They cannot strike the
+sun out of heaven, but they are able to raise a smouldering smoke that
+obscures Him from their own eyes. Not being able to revenge themselves
+on God, they have a delight in vicariously defacing, degrading,
+torturing, and tearing in pieces, His image in man. Let no one judge
+of them by what he has conceived of them, when they were not
+incorporated, and had no lead. They were then only passengers in a
+common vehicle. They were then carried along with the general motion
+of religion in the community, and, without being aware of it, partook
+of its influence. In that situation, at worst, their nature was left
+free to counterwork their principles. They despaired of giving any
+very general currency to their opinions. They considered them as a
+reserved privilege for the chosen few. But when the possibility of
+dominion, lead, and propagation, presented itself, and that the
+ambition, which before had so often made them hypocrites, might rather
+gain than lose by a daring avowal of their sentiments, then the nature
+of this infernal spirit, which has 'evil for its good,' appeared in
+its full perfection. Nothing indeed but the possession<a name='Page_108'></a> of some power
+can with any certainty discover what at the bottom is the true
+character of any man. Without reading the speeches of Vergniaux,
+Fran&ccedil;ias of Nantz, Isnard, and some others of that sort, it would not
+be easy to conceive the passion, rancour, and malice of their tongues
+and hearts. They worked themselves up to a perfect phrensy against
+religion and all its professors. They tore the reputation of the
+clergy to pieces by their infuriated declamations and invectives,
+before they lacerated their bodies by their massacres. This fanatical
+atheism left out, we omit the principal feature in the French
+Revolution, and a principal consideration with regard to the effects
+to be expected from a peace with it.</p>
+
+<p>The other sort of men were the politicians. To them, who had little or
+not at all reflected on the subject, religion was in itself no object
+of love or hatred. They disbelieved it, and that was all. Neutral with
+regard to that object, they took the side which in the present state
+of things might best answer their purposes. They soon found that they
+could not do without the philosophers; and the philosophers soon made
+them sensible that the destruction of religion was to supply them with
+means of conquest first at home, and then abroad. The philosophers
+were the active internal agitators, and supplied the spirit and
+principles: the second gave the practical<a name='Page_109'></a> direction. Sometimes the
+one predominated in the composition, sometimes the other. The only
+difference between them was in the necessity of concealing the general
+design for a time, and in their dealing with foreign nations; the
+fanatics going straight forward and openly, the politicians by the
+surer mode of zigzag. In the course of events this, among other
+causes, produced fierce and bloody contentions between them. But at
+the bottom they thoroughly agreed in all the objects of ambition and
+irreligion, and substantially in all the means of promoting these
+ends. Without question, to bring about the unexampled event of the
+French Revolution, the concurrence of a very great number of views and
+passions was necessary. In that stupendous work, no one principle, by
+which the human mind may have its faculties at once invigorated and
+depraved, was left unemployed; but I can speak it to a certainty, and
+support it by undoubted proofs, that the ruling principle of those who
+acted in the Revolution as <i>statesmen</i>, had the exterior
+aggrandisement of France as their ultimate end in the most minute part
+of the internal changes that were made. We, who of late years have
+been drawn from an attention to foreign affairs by the importance of
+our domestic discussions, cannot easily form a conception of the
+general eagerness of the active and energetic part of the French
+nation, itself the most active and energetic of all nations, previous
+to its<a name='Page_110'></a> Revolution, upon that subject. I am convinced that the foreign
+speculators in France, under the old government, were twenty to one of
+the same description then or now in England; and few of that
+description there were, who did not emulously set forward the
+Revolution. The whole official system, particularly in the diplomatic
+part, the regulars, the irregulars, down to the clerks in office, (a
+corps, without comparison, more numerous than the same amongst us,)
+co-operated in it. All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the
+spies, all the intelligencers, actually or late in function, all the
+candidates for that sort of employment, acted solely upon that
+principle.</p>
+
+<p>On that system of aggrandisement there was but one mind: but two
+violent factions arose about the means. The first wished France,
+diverted from the politics of the continent, to attend solely to her
+marine, to feed it by an increase of commerce, and thereby to
+overpower England on her own element. They contended, that if England
+were disabled, the powers on the continent would fall into their
+proper subordination; that it was England which deranged the whole
+continental system of Europe. The others, who were by far the more
+numerous, though not the most outwardly prevalent at court, considered
+this plan for France as contrary to her genius, her situation, and her
+natural means. They agree as to the ultimate object, the reduction of
+the British power,<a name='Page_111'></a> and, if possible, its naval power; but they
+considered an ascendency on the continent as a necessary preliminary
+to that undertaking. They argued, that the proceedings of England
+herself had proved the soundness of this policy. That her greatest and
+ablest statesmen had not considered the support of a continental
+balance against France as a deviation from the principle of her naval
+power, but as one of the most effectual modes of carrying it into
+effect. That such had been her policy ever since the Revolution,
+during which period the naval strength of Great Britain had gone on
+increasing in the direct ratio of her interference in the politics of
+the continent. With much stronger reason ought the politics of France
+to take the same direction; as well for pursuing objects which her
+situation would dictate to her, though England had no existence, as
+for counteracting the politics of that nation; to France continental
+politics are primary; they looked on them only of secondary
+consideration to England, and, however necessary, but as means
+necessary to an end.</p>
+
+<p>What is truly astonishing, the partisans of those two opposite systems
+were at once prevalent, and at once employed, and in the very same
+transactions&mdash;the one ostensibly, the other secretly, during the
+latter part of the reign of Louis XV. Nor was there one court in which
+an ambassador resided on the part<a name='Page_112'></a> of the ministers, in which another,
+as a spy on him, did not also reside on the part of the king. They who
+pursued the scheme for keeping peace on the continent, and
+particularly with Austria, acting officially and publicly, the other
+faction counteracting and opposing them. These private agents were
+continually going from their function to the Bastile, and from the
+Bastile to employment, and favour again. An inextricable cabal was
+formed, some of persons of rank, others of subordinates. But by this
+means the corps of politicians was augmented in number, and the whole
+formed a body of active, adventuring, ambitious, discontented people,
+despising the regular ministry, despising the courts at which they
+were employed, despising the court which employed them.</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate Louis the Sixteenth was not the first cause of the
+evil by which he suffered. He came to it, as to a sort of inheritance,
+by the false politics of his immediate predecessor. This system of
+dark and perplexed intrigue had come to its perfection before he came
+to the throne: and even then the Revolution strongly operated in all
+its causes.</p>
+
+<p>There was no point on which the discontented diplomatic politicians so
+bitterly arraigned their cabinet, as for the decay of French influence
+in all others. From quarrelling with the court, they began to complain
+of monarchy itself, as a system of government too variable for any
+regular plan of<a name='Page_113'></a> national aggrandisement. They observed, that in that
+sort of regimen too much depended on the personal character of the
+prince; that the vicissitudes produced by the succession of princes of
+a different character, and even the vicissitudes produced in the same
+man, by the different views and inclinations belonging to youth,
+manhood, and age, disturbed and distracted the policy of a country
+made by nature for extensive empire, or, what was still more to their
+taste, for that sort of general over-ruling influence which prepared
+empire or supplied the place of it. They had continually in their
+hands the observations of <i>Machiavel</i> on <i>Livy</i>. They had
+<i>Montesquieu's Grandeur et D&eacute;cadence des Romains</i> as a manual; and
+they compared, with mortification, the systematic proceedings of a
+Roman senate with the fluctuations of a monarchy. They observed the
+very small additions of territory which all the power of France,
+actuated by all the ambition of France, had acquired in two centuries.
+The Romans had frequently acquired more in a single year. They
+severely and in every part of it criticised the reign of Louis XIV.,
+whose irregular and desultory ambition had more provoked than
+endangered Europe. Indeed, they who will be at the pains of seriously
+considering the history of that period will see that those French
+politicians had some reason. They who will not take the trouble of
+reviewing it through all its wars and all its negotiations,<a name='Page_114'></a> will
+consult the short but judicious criticism of the Marquis de
+Montalembert on that subject. It may be read separately from his
+ingenious system of fortification and military defence, on the
+practical merit of which I am unable to form a judgment.</p>
+
+<p>The diplomatic politicians of whom I speak, and who formed by far the
+majority in that class, made disadvantageous comparisons even between
+their more legal and formalising monarchy, and the monarchies of other
+states, as a system of power and influence. They observed that France
+not only lost ground herself, but, through the languor and
+unsteadiness of her pursuits, and from her aiming through commerce at
+naval force which she never could attain without losing more on one
+side than she could gain on the other, that three great powers, each
+of them (as military states) capable of balancing her, had grown up on
+the continent. Russia and Prussia had been created almost within
+memory; and Austria, though not a new power, and even curtailed in
+territory, was, by the very collision in which she lost that
+territory, greatly improved in her military discipline and force.
+During the reign of Maria Theresa the interior economy of the country
+was made more to correspond with the support of great armies than
+formerly it had been. As to Prussia, a merely military power, they
+observed that one war had enriched her with as considerable a conquest
+as<a name='Page_115'></a> France had acquired in centuries. Russia had broken the Turkish
+power by which Austria might be, as formerly she had been, balanced in
+favour of France. They felt it with pain, that the two northern powers
+of Sweden and Denmark were in general under the sway of Russia; or
+that, at best, France kept up a very doubtful conflict, with many
+fluctuations of fortune, and at an enormous expense, in Sweden. In
+Holland, the French party seemed, if not extinguished, at least
+utterly obscured, and kept under by a stadtholder, leaning for support
+sometimes on Great Britain, sometimes on Prussia, sometimes on both,
+never on France. Even the spreading of the Bourbon family had become
+merely a family accommodation; and had little effect on the national
+politics. This alliance, they said, extinguished Spain by destroying
+all its energy, without adding anything to the real power of France in
+the accession of the forces of its great rival. In Italy, the same
+family accommodation, the same national insignificance, were equally
+visible. What cure for the radical weakness of the French monarchy, to
+which all the means which wit could devise, or nature and fortune
+could bestow, towards universal empire, was not of force to give life,
+or vigour, or consistency,&mdash;but in a Republic? Out the word came; and
+it never went back.</p>
+
+<p>Whether they reasoned, right or wrong, or that<a name='Page_116'></a> there was some mixture
+of right and wrong in their reasoning, I am sure, that in this manner
+they felt and reasoned. The different effects of a great military and
+ambitious republic, and of a monarchy of the same description, were
+constantly in their mouths. The principle was ready to operate when
+opportunities should offer, which few of them indeed foresaw in the
+extent in which they were afterwards presented; but these
+opportunities, in some degree or other, they all ardently wished for.</p>
+
+<p>When I was in Paris in 1773, the treaty of 1756 between Austria and
+France was deplored as a national calamity; because it united France
+in friendship with a power at whose expense alone they could hope any
+continental aggrandisement. When the first partition of Poland was
+made, in which France had no share, and which had further aggrandised
+every one of the three powers of which they were most jealous, I found
+them in a perfect phrensy of rage and indignation: not that they were
+hurt at the shocking and uncoloured violence and injustice of that
+partition, but at the debility, improvidence, and want of activity, in
+their government, in not preventing it as a means of aggrandisement to
+their rivals, or in not contriving, by exchanges of some kind or
+other, to obtain their share of advantage from that robbery.</p>
+
+<p>In that or nearly in that state of things and of opinions, came the
+Austrian match; which promised<a name='Page_117'></a> to draw the knot, as afterwards in
+effect it did, still more closely between the old rival houses. This
+added exceedingly to their hatred and contempt of their monarchy. It
+was for this reason that the late glorious queen, who on all accounts
+was formed to produce general love and admiration, and whose life was
+as mild and beneficent as her death was beyond example great and
+heroic, became so very soon and so very much the object of an
+implacable rancour, never to be extinguished but in her blood. When I
+wrote my letter in answer to M. de Menonville, in the beginning of
+January, 1791, I had good reason for thinking that this description of
+revolutionists did not so early nor so steadily point their murderous
+designs at the martyr king as at the royal heroine. It was accident,
+and the momentary depression of that part of the faction, that gave to
+the husband the happy priority in death.</p>
+
+<p>From this their restless desire of an over-ruling influence, they bent
+a very great part of their designs and efforts to revive the old
+French party, which was a democratic party in Holland, and to make a
+revolution there. They were happy at the troubles which the singular
+imprudence of Joseph the Second had stirred up in the Austrian
+Netherlands. They rejoiced when they saw him irritate his subjects,
+profess philosophy, send away the Dutch garrisons, and dismantle his
+fortifications. As to Holland,<a name='Page_118'></a> they never forgave either the king or
+the ministry, for suffering that object, which they justly looked on
+as principal in their design of reducing the power of England, to
+escape out of their hands. This was the true secret of the commercial
+treaty, made, on their part, against all the old rules and principles
+of commerce, with a view of diverting the English nation, by a pursuit
+of immediate profit, from an attention to the progress of France in
+its designs upon that republic. The system of the economists, which
+led to the general opening of commerce, facilitated that treaty, but
+did not produce it. They were in despair when they found that by the
+vigour of Mr. Pitt, supported in this point by Mr. Fox and the
+opposition, the object to which they had sacrificed their manufactures
+was lost to their ambition.</p>
+
+<p>This eager desire of raising France from the condition into which she
+had fallen, as they conceived, from her monarchical imbecility, had
+been the main-spring of their precedent interference in that unhappy
+American quarrel, the bad effects of which to this nation have not, as
+yet, fully disclosed themselves. These sentiments had been long
+lurking in their breasts, though their views were only discovered now
+and then, in heat and as by escapes; but on this occasion they
+exploded suddenly. They were professed with ostentation and propagated
+with zeal. These sentiments were not produced, as some think,<a name='Page_119'></a> by
+their American alliance. The American alliance was produced by their
+republican principles and republican policy. This new relation
+undoubtedly did much. The discourses and cabals that it produced, the
+intercourse that it established, and, above all, the example, which
+made it seem practicable to establish a republic in a great extent of
+country, finished the work, and gave to that part of the revolutionary
+faction a degree of strength which required other energies than the
+late king possessed, to resist, or even to restrain. It spread
+everywhere; but it was nowhere more prevalent than in the heart of the
+court. The palace of Versailles, by its language, seemed a forum of
+democracy. To have pointed out to most of those politicians, from
+their dispositions and movements, what has since happened, the fall of
+their own monarchy, of their own laws, of their own religion, would
+have been to furnish a motive the more for pushing forward a system on
+which they considered all these things as encumbrances. Such in truth
+they were. And we have seen them succeed not only in the destruction
+of their monarchy, but in all the objects of ambition that they
+proposed from that destruction. When I contemplate the scheme on which
+France is formed, and when I compare it with these systems, with which
+it is, and ever must be, in conflict, those things which seem as
+defects in her polity are the very things which make me tremble. The
+states of<a name='Page_120'></a> the Christian world have grown up to their present
+magnitude in a great length of time, and by a great variety of
+accidents. They have been improved to what we see them with greater or
+less degrees of felicity and skill. Not one of them has been formed
+upon a regular plan or with any unity of design. As their
+constitutions are not systematical, they have not been directed to any
+<i>peculiar</i> end, eminently distinguished, and superseding every other.
+The objects which they embrace are of the greatest possible variety,
+and have become in a manner infinite. In all these old countries the
+state has been made to the people, and not the people conformed to the
+state. Every state has pursued not only every sort of social
+advantage, but it has cultivated the welfare of every individual. His
+wants, his wishes, even his tastes, have been consulted. This
+comprehensive scheme virtually produced a degree of personal liberty
+in forms the most adverse to it. That liberty was found, under
+monarchies styled absolute, in a degree unknown to the ancient
+commonwealths. From hence the powers of all our modern states meet, in
+all their movements, with some obstruction. It is therefore no wonder,
+that, when these states are to be considered as machines to operate
+for some one great end, this dissipated and balanced force is not
+easily concentred, or made to bear with the whole force of the nation
+upon one point.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_121'></a>The British state is, without question, that which pursues the
+greatest variety of ends, and is the least disposed to sacrifice any
+one of them to another, or to the whole. It aims at taking in the
+entire circle of human desires, and securing for them their fair
+enjoyment. Our legislature has been ever closely connected, in its
+most efficient part, with individual feeling, and individual interest.
+Personal liberty, the most lively of these feelings and the most
+important of these interests, which in other European countries has
+rather arisen from the system of manners and the habitudes of life
+than from the laws of the state, (in which it flourished more from
+neglect than attention,) in England has been a direct object of
+government.</p>
+
+<p>On this principle England would be the weakest power in the whole
+system. Fortunately, however, the great riches of this kingdom,
+arising from a variety of causes, and the disposition of the people,
+which is as great to spend as to accumulate, has easily afforded a
+disposable surplus that gives a mighty momentum to the state. This
+difficulty, with these advantages to overcome it, has called forth the
+talents of the English financiers, who, by the surplus of industry
+poured out by prodigality, have outdone everything which has been
+accomplished in other nations. The present minister has outdone his
+predecessors; and, as a minister of revenue, is far above my power of
+praise. But still there are cases in which England<a name='Page_122'></a> feels more than
+several others (though they all feel) the perplexity of an immense
+body of balanced advantages, and of individual demands, and of some
+irregularity in the whole mass.</p>
+
+<p>France differs essentially from all those governments, which are
+formed without system, which exist by habit, and which are confused
+with the multitude, and with the complexity of their pursuits. What
+now stands as government in France is struck out at a heat. The design
+is wicked, immoral, impious, oppressive; but it is spirited and
+daring; it is systematic; it is simple in its principle; it has unity
+and consistency in perfection. In that country entirely to cut off a
+branch of commerce, to extinguish a manufacture, to destroy the
+circulation of money, to violate credit, to suspend the course of
+agriculture, even to burn a city, or to lay waste a province of their
+own, does not cost them a moment's anxiety. To them the will, the
+wish, the want, the liberty, the toil, the blood of individuals, is as
+nothing. Individuality is left out of their scheme of government. The
+state is all in all. Everything is referred to the production of
+force; afterwards, everything is trusted to the use of it. It is
+military in its principle, in its maxims, in its spirit, and in all
+its movements. The state has dominion and conquest for its sole
+objects; dominion over minds by proselytism, over bodies by arms.</p>
+
+<p>Thus constituted, with an immense body of natural<a name='Page_123'></a> means which are
+lessened in their amount only to be increased in their effect, France
+has, since the accomplishment of the Revolution, a complete unity in
+its direction. It has destroyed every resource of the state which
+depends upon opinion and the good-will of individuals. The riches of
+convention disappear. The advantages of nature in some measure remain:
+even these, I admit, are astonishingly lessened; the command over what
+remains is complete and absolute. We go about asking when assignats
+will expire, and we laugh at the last price of them. But what
+signifies the fate of those tickets of despotism? The despotism will
+find despotic means of supply. They have found the short cut to the
+productions of nature, while others, in pursuit of them, are obliged
+to wind through the labyrinth of a very intricate state of society.
+They seize upon the fruit of the labour; they seize upon the labourer
+himself. Were France but half of what it is in population, in
+compactness, in applicability of its force, situated as it is, and
+being what it is, it would be too strong for most of the states of
+Europe, constituted as they are, and proceeding as they proceed. Would
+it be wise to estimate what the world of Europe, as well as the world
+of Asia, had to dread from Genghiz Kh&acirc;n, upon a contemplation of the
+resources of the cold and barren spot in the remotest Tartary, from
+whence first issued that scourge of the human race? Ought we<a name='Page_124'></a> to judge
+from the excise and stamp duties of the rocks, or from the paper
+circulation of the sands of Arabia, the power by which Mahomet and his
+tribes laid hold at once on the two most powerful empires of the
+world; beat one of them totally to the ground, broke to pieces the
+other, and, in not much longer space of time than I have lived,
+overturned governments, laws, manners, religion, and extended an
+empire from the Indus to the Pyrenees?</p>
+
+<p>Material resources never have supplied, nor ever can supply, the want
+of unity in design, and constancy in pursuit. But unity in design, and
+perseverance and boldness in pursuit, have never wanted resources, and
+never will. We have not considered as we ought the dreadful energy of
+a state in which the property has nothing to do with the government.
+Reflect, my dear Sir, reflect again and again, on a government, in
+which the property is in complete subjection, and where nothing rules
+but the mind of desperate men. The condition of a commonwealth not
+governed by its property was a combination of things which the learned
+and ingenious speculator Harrington, who has tossed about society into
+all forms, never could imagine to be possible. We have seen it; the
+world has felt it; and if the world will shut their eyes to this state
+of things, they will feel it more. The rulers there have found their
+resources in crimes. The discovery is dreadful; the mine exhaustless.<a name='Page_125'></a>
+They have everything to gain, and they have nothing to lose. They have
+a boundless inheritance in hope; and there is no medium for them,
+betwixt the highest elevation, and death with infamy. Never can they,
+who; from the miserable servitude of the desk, have been raised to
+empire, again submit to the bondage of a starving bureau, or the
+profit of copying music, or writing plaidoyers by the sheet. It has
+made me often smile in bitterness, when I have heard talk of an
+indemnity to such men, provided they return to their allegiance.</p>
+
+<p>From all this, what is my inference? It is, that this new system of
+robbery in France cannot be rendered safe by any art; that it <i>must</i>
+be destroyed, or that it will destroy all Europe; that to destroy that
+enemy, by some means or other, the force opposed to it should be made
+to bear some analogy and resemblance to the force and spirit which
+that system exerts; that war ought to be made against it, in its
+vulnerable parts. These are my inferences. In one word, with this
+republic nothing independent can co-exist The errors of Louis XVI.
+were more pardonable to prudence, than any of those of the same kind
+into which the allied courts may fall. They have the benefit of his
+dreadful example.</p>
+
+<p>The unhappy Louis XVI. was a man of the best intentions that probably
+ever reigned. He was by no means deficient in talents. He had a most<a name='Page_126'></a>
+laudable desire to supply by general reading, and even by the
+acquisition of elemental knowledge, an education in all points
+originally defective; but nobody told him, (and it was no wonder he
+should not himself divine it,) that the world of which he read, and
+the world in which he lived, were no longer the same. Desirous of
+doing everything for the best, fearful of cabal, distrusting his own
+judgment, he sought his ministers of all kinds upon public testimony.
+But as courts are the field for caballers, the public is the theatre
+for mountebanks and impostors. The cure for both those evils is in the
+discernment of the prince. But an accurate and penetrating discernment
+is what in a young prince could not be looked for.</p>
+
+<p>His conduct in its principle was not unwise; but, like most other of
+his well-meant designs, it failed in his hands. It failed partly from
+mere ill-fortune, to which speculators are rarely pleased to assign
+that very large share to which she is justly entitled in all human
+affairs. The failure, perhaps, in part was owing to his suffering his
+system to be vitiated and disturbed by those intrigues, which it is,
+humanly speaking, impossible wholly to prevent in courts, or indeed
+under any form of government. However, with these aberrations, he gave
+himself over to a succession of the statesmen of public opinion. In
+other things he thought that he might be a king on<a name='Page_127'></a> the terms of his
+predecessors. He was conscious of the purity of his heart and the
+general good tendency of his government. He flattered himself, as most
+men in his situation will, that he might consult his ease without
+danger to his safety. It is not at all wonderful that both he and his
+ministers, giving way abundantly in other respects to innovation,
+should take up in policy with the tradition of their monarchy. Under
+his ancestors the monarchy had subsisted, and even been strengthened,
+by the generation or support of republics. First, the Swiss republics
+grew under the guardianship of the French monarchy. The Dutch
+republics were hatched and cherished under the same incubation.
+Afterwards, a republican constitution was, under the influence of
+France, established in the empire against the pretensions of its
+chief. Even whilst the monarchy of France, by a series of wars and
+negotiations, and lastly by the treaties of Westphalia, had obtained
+the establishment of the Protestants in Germany as a law of the
+empire, the same monarchy under Louis XIII. had force enough to
+destroy the republican system of the Protestants at home.</p>
+
+<p>Louis XVI. was a diligent reader of history. But the very lamp of
+prudence blinded him. The guide of human life led him astray. A silent
+revolution in the moral world preceded the political, and prepared it.
+It became of more importance than ever what<a name='Page_128'></a> examples were given, and
+what measures were adopted. Their causes no longer lurked in the
+recesses of cabinets, or in the private conspiracies of the factious.
+They were no longer to be controlled by the force and influence of the
+grandees, who formerly had been able to stir up troubles by their
+discontents, and to quiet them by their corruption. The chain of
+subordination, even in cabal and sedition, was broken in its most
+important links. It was no longer the great and the populace. Other
+interests were formed, other dependencies, other connexions, other
+communications. The middle classes had swelled far beyond their former
+proportion. Like whatever is the most effectively rich and great in
+society, these classes became the seat of all the active politics; and
+the preponderating weight to decide on them. There were all the
+energies by which fortune is acquired; there the consequence of their
+success. There were all the talents which assert their pretensions,
+and are impatient of the place which settled society prescribes to
+them. These descriptions had got between the great and the populace;
+and the influence on the lower classes was with them. The spirit of
+ambition had taken possession of this class as violently as ever it
+had done of any other. They felt the importance of this situation. The
+correspondence of the monied and the mercantile world, the literary
+intercourse of academies, but, above all, the press, of which they<a name='Page_129'></a>
+had in a manner entire possession, made a kind of electric
+communication everywhere. The press in reality has made every
+government, in its spirit, almost democratic. Without it the great,
+the first movements in this Revolution could not, perhaps, have been
+given. But the spirit of ambition, now for the first time connected
+with the spirit of speculation, was not to be restrained at will.
+There was no longer any means of arresting a principle in its course.
+When Louis XVI., under the influence of the enemies to monarchy, meant
+to found but one republic, he set up two. When he meant to take away
+half the crown of his neighbour, he lost the whole of his own. Louis
+XVI. could not with impunity countenance a new republic: yet between
+his throne and that dangerous lodgment for an enemy, which he had
+erected, he had the whole Atlantic for a ditch. He had for an out-work
+the English nation itself, friendly to liberty, adverse to that mode
+of it. He was surrounded by a rampart of monarchies, most of them
+allied to him, and generally under his influence. Yet even thus
+secured, a republic erected under his auspices, and dependent on his
+power, became fatal to his throne. The very money which he had lent to
+support this republic, by a good faith, which to him operated as
+perfidy, was punctually paid to his enemies, and became a resource in
+the hands of his assassins.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_130'></a>With this example before their eyes, do any ministers in England, do
+any ministers in Austria, really flatter themselves that they can
+erect, not on the remote shores of the Atlantic, but in their view, in
+their vicinity, in absolute contact with one of them, not a commercial
+but a martial republic&mdash;a republic not of simple husbandmen or
+fishermen, but of intriguers, and of warriors&mdash;a republic of a
+character the most restless, the most enterprising, the most impious,
+the most fierce and bloody, the most hypocritical and perfidious, the
+most bold and daring, that ever has been seen, or indeed that can be
+conceived to exist, without bringing on their own certain ruin?</p>
+
+<p>Such is the republic to which we are going to give a place in
+civilised fellowship: the republic, which, with joint consent, we are
+going to establish in the centre of Europe, in a post that overlooks
+and commands every other state, and which eminently confronts and
+menaces this kingdom.</p>
+
+<p>You cannot fail to observe that I speak as if the allied powers were
+actually consenting, and not compelled by events to the establishment
+of this faction in France. The words have not escaped me. You will
+hereafter naturally expect that I should make them good. But whether
+in adopting this measure we are madly active, or weakly passive, or
+pusillanimously panic struck, the effects will be the same. You may
+call this faction, which has eradicated<a name='Page_131'></a> the monarchy,&mdash;expelled the
+proprietary, persecuted religion, and trampled upon law,&mdash;you may call
+this France if you please: but of the ancient France nothing remains
+but its central geography; its iron frontier; its spirit of ambition;
+its audacity of enterprise; its perplexing intrigue. These, and these
+alone, remain: and they remain heightened in their principle and
+augmented in their means. All the former correctives, whether of
+virtue or of weakness, which existed in the old monarchy, are gone. No
+single new corrective is to be found in the whole body of the new
+institutions. How should such a thing be found there, when everything
+has been chosen with care and selection to forward all those ambitious
+designs and dispositions, not to control them? The whole is a body of
+ways and means for the supply of dominion, without one heterogeneous
+particle in it.</p>
+
+<p>Here I suffer you to breathe, and leave to your meditation what has
+occurred to me on the <i>genius and character</i> of the French Revolution.
+From having this before us, we may be better able to determine on the
+first question I proposed, that is, how far nations, called foreign,
+are likely to be affected with the system established within that
+territory. I intended to proceed next on the question of her
+facilities, from <i>the internal state of other nations, and
+particularly of this</i>, for obtaining her ends: but I ought to be<a name='Page_132'></a>
+aware that my notions are controverted.&mdash;I mean, therefore, in my next
+letter, to take notice of what, in that way, has been recommended to
+me as the most deserving of notice. In the examination of those
+pieces, I shall have occasion to discuss some others of the topics to
+which I have called your attention. You know that the letters which I
+now send to the press, as well as a part of what is to follow, have
+been in their substance long since written. A circumstance which your
+partiality alone could make of importance to you, but which to the
+public is of no importance at all, retarded their appearance. The late
+events which press upon us obliged me to make some additions; but no
+substantial change in the matter.</p>
+
+<p>This discussion, my friend, will be long. But the matter is serious;
+and if ever the fate of the world could be truly said to depend on a
+particular measure, it is upon this peace. For the present, farewell.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_133'></a>V.&mdash;'PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY SYDNEY SMITH</h4>
+
+<h5>(LETTERS II., VI., VII., IX.)</h5>
+
+<p>(<i>The pamphleteering spirit is strong in almost all Sydney Smith's
+'Contributions to the </i>Edinburgh Review<i>,' but the form and subjects
+of those contributions exclude them here. Of his two great pamphlet
+issues proper, </i>Peter Plymley's Letters<i> and those </i>To Archdeacon
+Singleton<i>, the former are, though perhaps of less polished and
+perfect wit than the latter, more distinctly political, and have more
+of that </i>diable au corps<i> which Voltaire considered necessary to
+success in the arts. They have also the advantage that, while the
+</i>Letters to Archdeacon Singleton<i>, though not an avowed recantation,
+are in the nature of a palinode&mdash;always an awkward thing&mdash;</i>Plymley<i> is
+frankly and confidently, not to say wantonly, aggressive. These
+</i>Letters<i>, ten in number, were written just after the fall of the
+mainly Whig Ministry of 'All the Talents,' to which Sydney had been
+indebted for his prefer<a name='Page_134'></a>ment of Foston, and which lost its position
+not least owing to its intended support of the 'Catholic' claims.
+Those claims were not admitted for twenty years later; and Sydney's
+advocacy of them was regarded as a little too exuberant by some even
+of his own party. But there is no doubt that the </i>Letters<i> had a great
+influence in laughing if not in arguing sections of the public round
+to the Emancipation side.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>LETTER II.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no
+law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no
+such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in the
+interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality of
+taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an oath
+&quot;against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man
+to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck,&quot; etc., etc., etc., and every other
+animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers would take care
+to enumerate. Now this<a name='Page_135'></a> oath I am sure you would rather die than take;
+and so the Catholic is excluded from Parliament because he will not
+swear that he disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion! The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your answer
+is that he does not respect oaths. Then why subject him to the test of
+oaths? The oaths keep him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects
+them. Turn which way you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the
+Catholic is bound by religious obligations as you are; but no eel in
+the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned,
+ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is
+compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.</p>
+
+<p>I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will
+induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several
+severe bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will
+have the decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the
+fact, the committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.
+Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to
+inform you, that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction,
+the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic
+universities<a name='Page_136'></a> were taken as to the right of the Pope to interfere in
+the temporal concerns of any country. The answer cannot possibly leave
+the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr.
+Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at
+the very moment the question were put to him. To this answer might be
+added also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics
+in Great Britain.</p>
+
+<p>I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of
+their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by
+mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing
+who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the
+head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church
+of Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed
+Churches? or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this
+almost nominal dignity?</p>
+
+<p>The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics
+out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or
+improve<a name='Page_137'></a> Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments
+of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C&mdash;&mdash;'s sisters enjoy
+pensions more than sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of
+the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the
+barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who,
+if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the power of
+France, and if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in
+three years render its existence as an independent nation absolutely
+impossible. You speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to
+know when the Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche
+was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts
+of<a name='Page_138'></a> the Jesuits, were half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons
+forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may
+be converted to holy water and Catholic nonsense. They never see that,
+while they are saving these venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland
+may be lost, England broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all
+its deans, prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the
+vortex of oblivion.</p>
+
+<p>Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its
+present strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured
+Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five millions of
+people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000
+houses, and there is no kind of question that there were about 50,000
+houses omitted in that return. Taking, however, only the number
+returned for the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a
+very small average for a potato-fed people), this brings the
+population to 4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown
+from the clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it),
+that Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every possible
+deduction for <i>existing circumstances, just and necessary <a name='Page_139'></a>wars,
+monstrous and unnatural rebellions</i>, and all other sources of human
+destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are Protestants; and
+the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical
+to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping&mdash;admirable engines of policy as they must be
+considered to be&mdash;will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang
+over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to
+give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!</p>
+
+<p>What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?&mdash;Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than
+twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the
+other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you
+mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do
+you mean that a Catholic<a name='Page_140'></a> general would march his army into the House
+of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that
+the theological writers would become all of a sudden more acute or
+more learned, if the present civil incapacities were removed? Do you
+fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or your person, or the
+English Constitution? Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state it. Every
+one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a stupid general
+panic, which, when called on, he is utterly incapable of explaining.
+Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they are&mdash;you cannot get
+rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful place for
+stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them
+to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they
+would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and
+ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect
+them? They are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to
+be done is obvious to every human being&mdash;<a name='Page_141'></a>but to that man who, instead
+of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our
+children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam
+and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.</p>
+
+<p>A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen
+in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes ... I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you
+live shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic ... I do not persecute! What barbarous
+nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily
+pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by
+saying, You shall not enjoy&mdash;as by saying, You shall suffer. The
+English, I believe, are as truly religious as any nation in Europe: I
+know no greater blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its
+train, that any villain who will bawl out, '<i>The Church is in
+danger!</i>' may get a place and a good pension; and that any
+administration who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into
+power who, at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be
+hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not all religion; it
+is, in great part, the narrow and ex<a name='Page_142'></a>clusive spirit which delights to
+keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from other human
+beings. 'Your religion has always been degraded; you are in the dust,
+and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less the
+possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.' You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham
+or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they
+secure to her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her
+neighbours want it:&mdash;a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a
+priest; venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical
+and execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.</p>
+
+<p>You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write&mdash;I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest
+of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval,
+and kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must
+always be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the
+domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell,<a name='Page_143'></a> owed for the veal of the
+preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his country.</p>
+
+<p>The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we
+are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that the
+Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the feelings of
+men, and entitled to all their rights. But instead of this wise and
+prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual precipitation, brings
+forward a bill in their favour, without offering the slightest proof
+to the country that they were anything more than horses and oxen. The
+person who shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the
+precaution to write up&mdash;<i>Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped</i>, so his Lordship might have said&mdash;<i>Allowed by the bench of
+Bishops to be real human creatures</i>.... I could write you twenty
+letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are you.
+Our friendship is now of<a name='Page_144'></a> forty years' standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry
+to see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions
+of Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord
+Grenville, and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if
+I abhor ... it is because I know there is but one man among them who
+is not laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country,
+and that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before the
+breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty with them
+for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he
+would have been now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead
+of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER VI.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;What amuses me the most is to hear of the <i>indulgences</i>
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me<a name='Page_145'></a> that a
+man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole
+of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him so much
+in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution,
+a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.</p>
+
+<p>There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one
+day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense:
+by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call
+the wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the
+streets, about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the
+fourth street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs,
+and compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves
+with beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted
+street, though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were
+treated precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom;
+and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most
+sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual
+dinner. The village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing
+could induce them to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a
+disbeliever in Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who
+wished to succeed in his election had nothing to<a name='Page_146'></a> do but to represent
+his antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to
+be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that their
+oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be just.
+At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed to sit
+upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at last, after
+a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to ask, in pretty
+plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at the bottom of the
+table, and to fill their bellies as well as the rest. Forthwith a
+general cry of shame and scandal: 'Ten years ago, were you not laid
+upon your backs? Don't you remember what a great thing you thought it
+to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese parings?
+Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the manor
+interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And now,
+with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too
+plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest,
+and be indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half
+a dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been
+thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and<a name='Page_147'></a>
+carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and
+water in incredible quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are
+ours; and if you were not the most restless and dissatisfied of human
+beings, you would never think of aspiring to enjoy them.'</p>
+
+<p>Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an
+inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of
+justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere
+in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share
+of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents,
+let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull out all the
+pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has filched from the public
+feast, to carry home to his wife and children.</p>
+
+<p>You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country
+to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession
+was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that
+was granted? What did she ever demand that<a name='Page_148'></a> was not refused? How did
+she get her Mutiny Bill&mdash;a limited Parliament&mdash;a repeal of Poyning's
+Law&mdash;a constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her
+fears. When Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her
+petitions were rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she
+demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted
+with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the Irish. He
+himself was the organ of these refusals. As secretary to the Lord
+Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny of this country passed
+through his hands. Ask him if he remembers the consequences. Ask him
+if he has forgotten that memorable evening when he came down booted
+and mantled to the House of Commons, when he told the House he was
+about to set off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if
+he did not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country. The present generation have
+forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know, hasty and
+undignified as the submission of England then was, that Lord Auckland
+was right, that the delay of a single day might very probably have
+separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission and fear are
+galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the greater; but
+it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural<a name='Page_149'></a> consequence of
+injustice, it is the predicament in which every country places itself
+which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No
+empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength
+of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the
+volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant
+pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying
+such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints,
+that parties will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam
+Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike
+employed in teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and
+dignity when Ireland was strong. We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?</p>
+
+<p>You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless
+squire, and from the thriving<a name='Page_150'></a> English shopkeeper, who has never felt
+the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about
+your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with
+you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a
+vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and
+engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the
+world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face
+of the globe, containing five millions of human creatures, would be
+one of the most solid advantages which could happen to this country. I
+doubt very much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been
+lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered
+countries the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as
+the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a recently
+conquered people. Why will you attribute the turbulence of our people
+to any cause but the right&mdash;to any cause but your own scandalous
+oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly,
+is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and worried a
+mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he
+sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend upon it,
+whole nations have always some<a name='Page_151'></a> reason for their hatred. Before you
+refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals?
+Have you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion?
+Have you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all
+this. What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of
+the country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and manufactures
+slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish
+bear to you is the result of an original turbulence of character, and
+of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.
+The embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is there
+any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ Church)
+which could make it credible to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is
+not a 'ha'porth of bread to all this sugar and sack.' I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague. The only
+opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that which they
+entertain of each other. I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and
+the unbalanced accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils
+of this new ignorance:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p><a name='Page_152'></a>Nonne fuit sati&ugrave;s, tristes Amaryllidis iras<br />
+Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?<br />
+Quamvis ille <i>niger</i>?</p></div>
+
+<p>In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition
+sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or
+private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me,
+justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and
+for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we are
+called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the state of the
+world never remind us that we have four millions of subjects whose
+injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections we ought to
+conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us to lay aside our
+infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who acknowledges a God, and can
+grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this administration that they
+might virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of protecting Ireland but
+by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by making the earth
+a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have supplanted would have
+done. They would have rendered the invasion<a name='Page_153'></a> of Ireland impossible, by
+restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have
+acted in such a manner that the French would neither have wished for
+invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased the
+permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they
+are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate
+all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose
+some of the worst passions of our nature&mdash;to plunder and to oppress is
+to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for
+ever blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of
+Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the
+power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every
+principle of morals from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the
+expedition itself cost you three times more than the value of the
+larcenous matter brought away. The French trample on the laws of God
+and man, not for old cordage, but for kingdoms, and always take care
+to be well paid for their crimes. We contrive, under the present
+administration, to unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to
+grow weaker and worse by the same action. If they had any evidence of
+the intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced? Why have
+the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an indignation against this
+country<a name='Page_154'></a> beyond the reach of all subsequent information? Are these
+times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a year of universal
+hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost
+character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the
+Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose?
+Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that the
+dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French
+knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me
+a very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not
+acting from fear is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but
+fear, I should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our
+constitution proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done
+to large masses of mankind from any other motive. By what other
+motives can the plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be
+governed in their intercourse <i>with each other</i>? If I say, Give this
+people what they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten
+people to listen to me? Would not the lesser<a name='Page_155'></a> of the two Jenkinsons be
+the first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the
+mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to conceed anything
+to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their present
+just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the said
+Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might
+retard our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition
+should be instantly complied with. Canning's crocodile tears should
+not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him
+in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER VII.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;In the correspondence which is passing between us, you
+are perpetually alluding to<a name='Page_156'></a> the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to
+the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion
+and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have
+listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I have
+used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it
+appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without
+perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and serious
+qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence of a great
+country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and works for
+sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does
+not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting, paragraph-writing
+man, and that he will remain to his dying day. When he is jocular he
+is strong, when he is serious he is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary
+person is a match for him: a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque
+ode, an attack in the newspaper upon Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of
+twenty minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success in
+provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall Mall in
+the morning; these are your friend's natural weapons; all these things
+he can do: here I allow him to be truly great;<a name='Page_157'></a> nay, I will be just,
+and go still further, if he would confine himself to these things, and
+consider the <i>facete</i> and the playful to be the basis of his
+character, he would, for that species of man, be universally regarded
+as a person of a very good understanding; call him a legislator, a
+reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it
+seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner
+out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit. After George
+Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for this
+half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as
+well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of
+Ireland by the resources of his <i>sense</i> and his <i>discretion</i>. It is
+only the public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me
+or induces me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody
+cares about the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get
+there? Nor do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of
+utility, as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke for fear it
+should flood a province.</p>
+
+<p>The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall<a name='Page_158'></a> go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but
+a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there
+is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too
+much property and too much character to lose, not to wait for some
+very favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is the most
+mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no loyalty among
+the Catholics: they detest you as their worst oppressors, and they
+will continue to detest you till you remove the cause of their hatred.
+It is in your power in six months' time to produce a total revolution
+of opinions among this people; and in some future letter I will show
+you that this is clearly the case. At present, see what a dreadful
+state Ireland is in. The common toast among the low Irish is, the
+feast of the <i>passover</i>. Some allusion to <i>Bonaparte</i>, in a play
+lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of applause from the pit and
+the galleries; and a politician should not be inattentive to the
+public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has
+disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has
+resigned<a name='Page_159'></a> a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the
+lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly
+visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a
+knife and fork, the odious vigour of the <i>evangelical</i> Perceval&mdash;acts
+of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you from the
+hatred of four millions of people&mdash;the guarding yourselves from
+universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little cunning
+of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the eternal
+basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which
+nations are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it can be
+healthy without air. I sicken at such policy and such men. The fact
+is, the Ministers know nothing about the present state of Ireland; Mr.
+Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a few general
+officers, who take care, of course, to report what is pleasant rather
+than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon
+neutral flags and frauds,<a name='Page_160'></a> jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon
+northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of
+the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'>&quot;<i>Bourn</i> from whom no traveller returns.&quot;<br /></div>
+
+<p>The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I <i>believe</i>, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become
+so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps
+be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure
+from the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops
+into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above
+three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen
+harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force for the
+powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours is not two
+days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a fair leading
+wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the line, for so very
+short a passage, might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon
+and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than<a name='Page_161'></a> 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable harbours,
+and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading ships may be forced to
+come home for provisions and repairs, or they may be blown off in a
+gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own coast; and you
+will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in the British
+Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for the
+invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the people
+huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day
+to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom&mdash;if
+the wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from
+the other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount &AElig;tna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding upon
+their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-injured
+name, of heaven, what is it all for that<a name='Page_162'></a> we expose ourselves to these
+dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that we may acquire
+more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we have already
+acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of Irishmen may
+torture another set of Irishmen&mdash;that Sir Phelim O'Callaghan may
+continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door neighbour, and
+continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures
+which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling. Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth
+in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is
+come out against thee, and thou shall be laid low by a joker of jokes,
+and he shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shall be no
+more!</p>
+
+<p>You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but
+there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you
+think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do
+you<a name='Page_163'></a> suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets&mdash;it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at present
+the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and
+yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.
+Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of
+our ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power of
+resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved. If
+experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course
+of this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in
+spite of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention
+those cases where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships
+of the line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest,
+without having seen an English ship in their passage. It blew a storm
+when they were off shore, and therefore England still continues to be
+an independent kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the<a name='Page_164'></a>
+French fleet sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising
+off there with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his fleet
+was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several days
+could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys, totally
+unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport, at the
+change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got safe back
+to Brest, without having seen a single one of those floating bulwarks,
+the possession of which we believe will enable us with impunity to set
+justice and common sense at defiance. Such is the miserable and
+precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people who put their trust in
+hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August, 1798, three forty-gun
+frigates landed 1100 men under Humbert, making the passage from
+Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with 2000
+troops; and though they did not land their troops they returned to
+France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-<a name='Page_165'></a>battle ship, eight
+stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached the
+coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.</p>
+
+<p>If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments,
+did make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this <i>pr&eacute;cis</i>
+of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised
+from the ranks, put to rout a select army of 6000 men, commanded by
+General Lake, seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced
+150 miles into a country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and
+at last surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely
+and cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him. You must excuse these details about
+Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects the most
+important. If we conciliate Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do
+not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally
+set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his
+rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle
+of our useless expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council. Let the present administration give up
+but this one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to
+grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb<a name='Page_166'></a>
+of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and
+truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George Canning,
+but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a white horse,
+and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to the
+statesman who hath written 'The Needy Knife-Grinder,' and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again;
+it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>LETTER IX.</h3>
+
+<p>Dear Abraham&mdash;No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary
+of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy,
+Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Gustos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's Secretary, Privy Councillor,
+King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in
+Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin,
+Postmaster-General,<a name='Page_167'></a> Master and Lieutenant-General of Ordnance,
+Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor,
+Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a
+Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no
+priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to obtain
+that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic jurors is made
+higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient
+rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath
+prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics,
+I know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be
+(I allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of
+Catholics were contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or
+pall-bearers to the country; but surely no man will contend that every
+barrister may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne
+Judge; and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.</p>
+
+<p>One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles<a name='Page_168'></a> which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics in
+the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices are
+inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country, if a
+man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord, and
+with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length of
+saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no doubt
+that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable
+breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel. I can
+easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I blame
+the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable tenor
+of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments of
+mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot<a name='Page_169'></a>
+describe to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a
+statesman, defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman
+with treason, and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.</p>
+
+<p>I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the
+church&mdash;and how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the
+glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because
+he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in new sashes.</p>
+
+<p>The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have
+a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. 'You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to
+your house. You do my job, and I will do yours.' These are the sweet
+and interesting subjects which occasionally<a name='Page_170'></a> occupy Milesian gentlemen
+while they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there
+is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly
+gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who
+believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one
+yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public, and that
+nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner. This will give pleasure to Mr.
+Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal to the
+justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson. I ask him if the
+human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than to see its
+own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many
+dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from
+the laws by which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at
+human nature: what is the history of all professions? Joel is to be
+brought up to the bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his
+being Chancellor? Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in<a name='Page_171'></a> that situation, and of cutting out with
+their own hands his equity habiliments? And I could name a certain
+minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much
+differ from these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers
+of the holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case, that
+the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;&mdash;but I will
+venture to say there is not a parent from the Giant's Causeway to
+Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the unfortunate
+victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of positive law could
+prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to the highest
+honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in fact, few
+are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty
+Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and, let
+me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own
+rank which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+<i>Anti-Jacobin</i>, to managing the affairs of Europe&mdash;these are leaps
+which seem to justify the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.</p>
+
+<p>I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable<a name='Page_172'></a> grievances, that the strength and industry
+of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of
+Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I
+have often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws
+against the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have
+neither the benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which
+prevented the Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed;
+every law which can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult
+the Catholics you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give
+them strength, you should have ceased to insult them&mdash;at present your
+conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hawkesbury says, 'We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part
+from this oppression they began to be disaffected.' This is very true;
+but it proves just what I have said, that you have either done too
+much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so
+depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with their
+ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs free!</p>
+
+<p>You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present<a name='Page_173'></a> reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, and had no more agency in
+the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled&mdash;there are four Catholics at work for
+one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one Episcopalian. Of
+course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears to Protestant
+wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the Catholics. I
+have already told you what their purchases of land were the last year:
+since that period I have been at some pains to find out the actual
+state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to
+arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2000 Catholics in Ireland possessing an income of
+&pound;500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two, three, and
+four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per
+annum:&mdash;and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for whose
+conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do
+if I saw blood<a name='Page_174'></a> flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and
+have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no
+more.</p>
+
+<p>I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in
+the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used
+ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop
+of their blood. I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw in all
+this as much to admire as to blame. It was a species of affection,
+however, which reminded me very forcibly of the attachment displayed
+by the servants of the Russian ambassador at the beginning of the last
+century. His Excellency happened to fall down in a kind of apoplectic
+fit, when he was paying a morning visit in the house of an
+acquaintance. The confusion was of course very great, and messengers
+were despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately blooded, and
+prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation: the barbarous
+servants of the embassy, who were there in great numbers, no sooner
+saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their master<a name='Page_175'></a> with a
+sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put themselves
+in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, 'that they
+would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury: he
+had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.' By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection,
+was, after much difficulty, restored to life.</p>
+
+<p>There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of parliament
+in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a very great
+proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will
+be found to influence votes more than property, and the greater part
+of the 100 Irish members who are returned to parliament will be
+Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who are returned in
+England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical strength which every
+minister will be compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate
+by concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this moment subjected to
+every danger of this<a name='Page_176'></a> kind which you can possibly apprehend hereafter.
+If the spiritual interests of the voters are more powerful than their
+temporal interests, they can bind down their representatives to
+support any measures favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can
+change the objects of their choice till they have found Protestant
+members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If
+the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from
+uniting for a common political object, then danger you fear cannot
+exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the
+danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given to
+the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the
+seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must
+still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless
+aunt&mdash;when they fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they
+are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.</p>
+
+<p>How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid<a name='Page_177'></a> effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness <i>to vest in his Majesty, either with
+the consent of the Pope, or without it if it cannot be obtained, the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy</i>. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests
+in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship
+are, to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to
+a labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum;
+this includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the
+priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when
+they apply to him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to
+celebrate divine service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays. In
+the northern district a priest gains from &pound;30 to &pound;50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from &pound;60 to &pound;90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about &pound;400 per annum; the others from &pound;300 to &pound;350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at &pound;100 per
+annum, 300 at &pound;200 per annum, and 400 at &pound;300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to &pound;190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot &pound;20,000 in unequal proportions,<a name='Page_178'></a> from &pound;1000 to &pound;500; and I
+would appropriate &pound;40,000 more for the support of Catholic Schools,
+and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+&pound;250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English <i>just and necessary wars</i>. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage
+in the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except
+Spencer Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the
+disaffection of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated
+bounty of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyola himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from &pound;100 a year at Sligo, to &pound;300 in
+Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants
+and landowners and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the
+tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses
+and the Percevals, and the 'dear and near relations,' put up to
+auction at thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.</p>
+
+<p>I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for
+the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to
+expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant
+brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath<a name='Page_179'></a> the bell of a neat parish
+church often summons to church only the parson and an occasionally
+conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics
+are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the
+storms of heaven. Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches, and
+depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners? I venerate a human being who starves for his principles,
+let them be what they may; but starving for anything is not at all to
+the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict principles, and good
+pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure
+for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.</p>
+
+<p>There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province, in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these
+tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or
+opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what
+Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered
+together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the country of the other
+three provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam
+they are sixty to one; in the parish of St. Mulins, diocese of<a name='Page_180'></a>
+Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and one Protestant; in the
+town of Grasgenamana, in the county of Kilkenny, there are between
+four and five hundred Catholic houses, and three Protestant houses. In
+the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it
+is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the
+proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by
+actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the diocese of
+Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These
+I give you as a few specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet
+there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils
+require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead
+can find none but the cautery and the knife.</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>----'Omne per ignem<br />
+Excoquitur vitium.'<br /></p></div>
+
+<p>I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own
+begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed;
+if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort&mdash;how awfully
+would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the
+cabins of the poor,<a name='Page_181'></a> brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is to
+persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the decision
+has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have wounds and
+shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources of the rulers of
+mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to govern in kindness and
+to found an empire upon the everlasting basis of justice and
+affection! But what do men call vigour? To let loose hussars and to
+bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and
+push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the <i>sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance</i>. The vigour I love consists in finding out wherein subjects
+are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper and genius of
+a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting proper persons
+to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and difficult
+task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vend&eacute;e&mdash;and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval,
+is imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_182'></a>VI.&mdash;'LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. &nbsp; LETTER TO JACK HARROW.'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY WILLIAM COBBETT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>Although Cobbett produced not a few political pamphlets in the
+strictest sense of the term, the infinitely greater part of his work
+is comprised during his earlier days in the volumes of </i>Peter
+Porcupine's Gazette<i>, during his later in those of the </i>Weekly
+Register<i>. This latter, however, he himself for a time actually
+entitled </i>The Weekly Political Pamphlet<i>, while he alluded to it under
+that name even at other times; and his whole work was imbued even more
+deeply than that of Defoe with the pamphlet character. I have selected
+two examples from the critical time when he was still exasperated by
+his imprisonment, and stung into fresh efforts by debt and the
+prospect of fresh difficulties. They exhibit in the most striking form
+all Cobbett's pet<a name='Page_183'></a> hatreds&mdash;of the unreformed Parliament, of paper
+money, of political economy, of potatoes, and of many other things.
+The first is the </i>Register<i> of 2d November 1816, the first number of
+the cheapened form, which was sold at twopence, and so acquired the
+name of 'Twopenny Trash,' from a phrase of, as some say, Canning's,
+others Castlereagh's. The second is an early number of the papers
+written from America. They will, with the notes, explain themselves.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND, ON THE CAUSE OF THEIR PRESENT MISERIES; ON THE MEASURES
+WHICH HAVE PRODUCED THAT CAUSE; ON THE REMEDIES WHICH SOME FOOLISH AND
+SOME CRUEL AND INSOLENT MEN HAVE PROPOSED; AND ON THE LINE OF CONDUCT
+WHICH JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OUGHT TO PURSUE, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN
+EFFECTUAL RELIEF, AND TO ASSIST IN PROMOTING THE TRANQUILLITY AND
+RESTORING THE HAPPINESS OF THEIR COUNTRY.</h3>
+
+<p>Friends And Fellow-countrymen&mdash;Whatever the pride of rank, of riches,
+or of scholarship may have induced some men to believe, or to affect
+to believe, the real strength and all the resources of a country<a name='Page_184'></a> ever
+have sprung and ever must spring from the <i>labour</i> of its people; and
+hence it is that this nation, which is so small in numbers and so poor
+in climate and soil compared with many others, has, for many ages,
+been the most powerful nation in the world: it is the most
+industrious, the most laborious, and, therefore, the most powerful.
+Elegant dresses, superb furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and
+canals, fleet horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships,
+warehouses teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that
+fall under our view, are so many marks of national wealth and
+resources. But all these spring from <i>labour</i>. Without the journeyman
+and the labourer none of them could exist; without the assistance of
+their hands the country would be a wilderness, hardly worth the notice
+of an invader.</p>
+
+<p>As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country abound in
+resources, so it is the same class of men, who must, by their arms,
+secure its safety and uphold its fame. Titles and immense sums of
+money have been bestowed upon numerous Naval and Military Commanders.
+Without calling the justice of these in question, we may assert that
+the victories were obtained by <i>you</i> and your fathers and brothers and
+sons, in co-operation with those Commanders, who, with <i>your</i> aid,
+have done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid, would
+have been as impotent as children at the breast.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_185'></a>With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with what
+indignation must you hear yourselves called the Populace, the Rabble,
+the Mob, the Swinish Multitude; and with what greater indignation, if
+possible, must you hear the projects of those cool and cruel and
+insolent men, who, now that you have been, without any fault of yours,
+brought into a state of misery, propose to narrow the limit of parish
+relief, to prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to
+thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never more to
+behold your parents or friends? But suppress your indignation, until
+we return to this topic, after we have considered the <i>cause</i> of your
+present misery, and the measures which have produced that cause.</p>
+
+<p>The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation, as described
+by the very creatures of Government, is fast advancing to that period
+when an important change must take place. It is the lot of mankind
+that some shall labour with their limbs and others with their minds;
+and, on all occasions, more especially on an occasion like the
+present, it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of the
+former. We are all equally interested in the peace and happiness of
+our common country. It is of the utmost importance that, in the
+seeking to obtain these objects, our endeavours should be uniform, and
+tend all to the same point. Such an uniformity cannot<a name='Page_186'></a> exist without
+an uniformity of sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this
+latter uniformity amongst you is the object of this address.</p>
+
+<p>As to the cause of our present miseries, it is the enormous amount of
+the taxes which the Government compels us to pay for the support of
+its army, its placemen, its pensioners, etc., and for the payment of
+the interest of its debt. That this is the <i>real</i> cause has been a
+thousand times proved; and it is now so acknowledged by the creatures
+of the Government themselves. Two hundred and five of the
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the
+country to taxation. Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the
+Pitt system, now declare that taxation has been the cause of our
+distress. Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of
+the country previous to the wars against France, we must see that our
+present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes then annually
+raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they amounted last year to
+seventy millions. The nation was then happy; it is now miserable.</p>
+
+<p>The writers and speakers who labour in the cause of corruption, have
+taken great pains to make the labouring classes believe that <i>they</i>
+are <i>not taxed</i>; that the taxes which are paid by the landlords,
+farmers, and tradesmen, do not affect you, the journeymen and
+labourers; and that the tax-makers have been very<a name='Page_187'></a> lenient towards
+you. But, I hope that you see to the bottom of these things now. You
+must be sensible that if all your employers were totally ruined in one
+day, you would be wholly without employment and without bread; and, of
+course, in whatever degree your employers are deprived of their means,
+they must withhold means from you. In America the most awkward common
+labourer receives five shillings a day, while provisions are cheaper
+in that country than in this. Here, a carter, boarded in the house,
+receives about seven pounds a year; in America, he receives about
+thirty pounds a year. What is it that makes this difference? Why, in
+America the whole of the taxes do not amount to more than about ten
+shillings a head upon the whole of the population; while in England
+they amount to nearly six pounds a head! <i>There</i>, a journeyman or
+labourer may support his family well, and save from thirty to sixty
+pounds a year: <i>here</i>, he amongst you is a lucky man, who can provide
+his family with food and with decent clothes to cover them, without
+any hope of possessing a penny in the days of sickness or of old age.
+<i>There</i>, the Chief Magistrate receives six thousand pounds a year;
+<i>here</i>, the civil list surpasses a million of pounds in amount, and as
+much is allowed to each of the Princesses in one year, as the chief
+magistrate of America receives in two years, though that country is
+nearly equal to this in population.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_188'></a>A Mr. Preston, a lawyer of great eminence, and a great praiser of
+Pitt, has just published a pamphlet, in which is this remark: 'It
+should always be remembered, that the eighteen pounds a year paid to
+any placeman or pensioner, withdraws from the public the means of
+giving active employment to one individual as the head of a family;
+thus depriving five persons of the means of sustenance from the fruits
+of honest industry and active labour, and rendering them paupers.'
+Thus this supporter of Pitt acknowledges the great truth that the
+taxes are the cause of a people's poverty and misery and degradation.
+We did not stand in need of this acknowledgment; the fact has been
+clearly proved before; but it is good for us to see the friends and
+admirers of Pitt brought to make this confession.</p>
+
+<p>It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of question: 'If
+taxes be the cause of the people's misery, how comes it that they were
+not so miserable before the taxes were reduced as they are now?' Here
+is a fallacy which you will be careful to detect. I know that the
+taxes have been reduced; that is to say, <i>nominally</i> reduced, but not
+so in fact; on the contrary, they have, in reality, been greatly
+augmented. This has been done by the sleight-of-hand of paper money.
+Suppose, for instance, that four years ago, I had a hundred pounds to
+pay in taxes, then a hundred and thirty bushels of wheat would have
+paid my share. If I have now seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it<a name='Page_189'></a>
+will require a hundred and ninety bushels of wheat to pay my share of
+taxes. Consequently, though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are,
+in reality, greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain
+of paper money. In 1812, the pound-note was worth only thirteen
+shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings. Therefore, when
+we now pay a pound-note to the tax-gatherer, we really pay him twenty
+shillings where we before paid him thirteen shillings; and the
+Landholders who lent pound-notes worth thirteen shillings each, are
+now paid their interest in pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the
+thing is come to what Sir Francis Burdett told the Parliament it would
+come to. He told them in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the
+interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper money equal in
+value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen must be ruined,
+and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the last stage of misery.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes, under
+which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many of you down
+into the state of paupers, and which now threatens to deprive many of
+you of your existence. We next come to consider what have been the
+causes of this weight of taxes. Here we must go back a little in our
+history, and you will soon see that this intolerable weight has all
+proceeded from the want of a Parliamentary Reform.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_190'></a>In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the throne, the
+annual interest of the Debt amounted to about five millions, and the
+whole of the taxes to about nine millions. But, soon after this, a war
+was entered on to compel the Americans to submit to be taxed by the
+Parliament, without being represented in that Parliament. The
+Americans triumphed, and, after the war was over, the annual interest
+of the Debt amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the
+taxes to about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the
+French people began their Revolution. The French people had so long
+been the slaves of a despotic government, that the friends of freedom
+in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause of Reform, which
+had never ceased to have supporters in England for a great many years,
+now acquired new life, and the Reformers urged the Parliament to grant
+reform, instead of going to war against the people of France. The
+Reformers said: 'Give the nation reform, and you need fear no
+revolution.' The Parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers,
+crushed them, and went to war against the people of France; and the
+consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the Debt now
+amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of the taxes, during
+each of the last several years, to seventy millions. So that these
+wars have ADDED thirty-six millions a year to the interest of the
+Debt, and fifty-<a name='Page_191'></a>five millions a year to the amount of the whole of
+the taxes! This is the price that we have paid for having checked (for
+it is only checked) the progress of liberty in France; for having
+forced upon that people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled
+another branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition,
+which Napoleon had put down.</p>
+
+<p>Since the restoration of the Bourbons and of the old Government of
+France has been, as far as possible, the grand result of the contest;
+since this has been the end of all our fightings and all our past
+sacrifices and present misery and degradation; let us see (for the
+inquiry is now very full of interest) what sort of Government that was
+which the French people had just destroyed, when our Government began
+its wars against that people.</p>
+
+<p>If, only twenty-eight years ago, any man in England had said that the
+Government of France was one that ought to be suffered to exist, he
+would have been hooted out of any company. It is notorious that that
+Government was a cruel despotism; and that we and our forefathers
+always called it such. This description of that Government is to be
+found in all our histories, in all our Parliamentary debates, in all
+our books on Government and politics. It is notorious, that the family
+of Bourbon has produced the most perfidious and bloody monsters that
+ever disgraced the human form. It is notorious that millions of
+Frenchmen<a name='Page_192'></a> have been butchered, and burnt, and driven into exile by
+their commands. It is recorded, even in the history of France, that
+one of them said that the putrid carcass of a Protestant smelt sweet
+to him. Even in these latter times, so late as the reign of Louis
+XIV., it is notorious that hundreds of thousands of innocent people
+were put to the most cruel death. In some instances, they were burnt
+in their houses; in others they were shut into lower rooms, while the
+incessant noise of kettle-drums over their heads, day and night, drove
+them to raving madness. To enumerate all the infernal means employed
+by this tyrant to torture and kill the people, would fill a volume.
+Exile was the lot of those who escaped the swords, the wheels, the
+axes, the gibbets, the torches of his hell-hounds. England was the
+place of refuge for many of these persecuted people. The grandfather
+of the present Earl of Radnor, and the father of the venerable Baron
+Maseres were amongst them; and it is well known that England owes no
+inconsiderable part of her manufacturing skill and industry to that
+atrocious persecution. Enemies of freedom, wherever it existed, this
+family of Bourbon, in the reign of Louis XIV. and XV., fitted out
+expeditions for the purpose of restoring the Stuarts to the throne of
+England, and thereby caused great expense and blood-shed to this
+nation; and, even the Louis who was beheaded by his subjects, did, in
+the most perfidious<a name='Page_193'></a> manner, make war upon England, during her war
+with America. No matter what was the nature of the cause, his conduct
+was perfidious; he professed peace while he was preparing for war. His
+object could not be to assist freedom, because his own subjects were
+slaves.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the family that were ruling in France when the French
+Revolution began. After it was resolved to go to war against the
+people of France, all the hirelings of corruption were set to work to
+gloss over the character and conduct of the old Government, and to
+paint in the most horrid colours the acts of vengeance which the
+people were inflicting on the numerous tyrants, civil, military, and
+ecclesiastical, whom the change of things had placed at their mercy.
+The people's turn was now come, and, in the days of their power, they
+justly bore in mind the oppressions which they and their forefathers
+had endured. The taxes imposed by the Government became at last
+intolerable. It had contracted a great debt to carry on its wars. In
+order to be able to pay the interest of this debt, and to support an
+enormous standing army in time of peace, it laid upon the people
+burdens which they could no longer endure. It fined and flogged
+fathers and mothers if their children were detected in smuggling. Its
+courts of justice were filled with cruel and base judges. The nobility
+treated the common people like dogs; these latter<a name='Page_194'></a> were compelled to
+serve as soldiers, but were excluded from all share, or chance of
+honour and command, which were engrossed by the nobility.</p>
+
+<p>Now, when the time came for the people to have the power in their
+hands, was it surprising that the first use they made of it was to
+take vengeance on their oppressors? I will not answer this question
+myself. It shall be answered by Mr. Arthur Young, the present
+Secretary of the Board of Agriculture. He was in France at the time,
+and living upon the very spot, and having examined into the causes of
+the Revolution, he wrote and published the following remarks, in his
+<i>Travels</i>, vol. i. page 603:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'It is impossible to justify the excesses of the people on
+ their taking up arms; they were certainly guilty of
+ cruelties; it is idle to deny the facts, for they have been
+ proved too clearly to admit of doubt. But is it really the
+ people to whom we are to impute the whole? Or to their
+ oppressors, who had kept them so long in a state of bondage?
+ He who chooses to be served by slaves and by ill-treated
+ slaves, must know that he holds both his property and his
+ life by a tenure far different from those who prefer the
+ service of well-treated freemen; and he who dines to the
+ music of groaning sufferers, must not, in the moment of
+ insurrection, complain that his sons' throats are cut. When
+ such evils happen, they surely are more imputable to the
+ tyranny of the master than to the cruelty of the servant. The
+ analogy holds with the French peasants. The murder of a
+ seigneur, or a country seat in flames, is recorded in every
+ newspaper; the rank of the person who suffers attracts
+ notice; but where do we find the registers of that seigneur's
+ oppressions of<a name='Page_195'></a> his peasantry, and his exactions of feudal
+ services from those whose children were dying around them for
+ want of bread? Where do we find the minutes that assigned
+ these starving wretches to some vile pettifogger, to be
+ fleeced by impositions, and mockery of justice, in the
+ seigneural courts? Who gives us the awards of the Intendant
+ and his <i>sub-delegues</i>, which took off the taxes of a man of
+ fashion, and laid them with accumulated weight on the poor,
+ who were so unfortunate as to be his neighbours? Who has
+ dwelt sufficiently upon explaining all the ramifications of
+ despotism, regal, aristocratical, and ecclesiastical,
+ pervading the whole mass of the people; reaching, like a
+ circulating fluid, the most distant capillary tubes of
+ poverty and wretchedness? In these cases the sufferers are
+ too ignoble to be known; and the mass too indiscriminate to
+ be pitied. But should a philosopher feel and reason thus?
+ Should he mistake the cause for the effect? and, giving all
+ his pity to the few, feel no compassion for the many, because
+ they suffer in his eyes not individually but by millions? The
+ excesses of the people cannot, I fear, be justified; it would
+ undoubtedly have done them credit, both as men and as
+ Christians, if they had possessed their new acquired power
+ with moderation. But let it be remembered that the populace
+ in no country ever use power with moderation; excess is
+ inherent in their aggregate constitution: and as every
+ Government in the world knows that violence infallibly
+ attends power in such hands, it is doubly bound in common
+ sense, and for common safety, so to conduct itself, that the
+ people may not find an interest in public confusions. They
+ will always suffer much and long, before they are effectually
+ roused; nothing, therefore, can kindle the flame but such
+ oppressions of some classes or order in society as give able
+ men the opportunity of seconding the general mass; discontent
+ will diffuse itself around; and if the Government take not
+ warning in time, it is alone answerable for all the burnings
+ and all the plunderings and all the devastation and all the
+ blood that follow.' </p></div>
+
+<p><a name='Page_196'></a>Who can deny the justice of these observations? It was the Government
+alone that was justly chargeable with the excesses committed in this
+early stage, and, in fact, in every other stage, of the Revolution of
+France. If the Government had given way in time, none of these
+excesses would have been committed. If it had listened to the
+complaints, the prayers, the supplications, the cries of the
+cruelly-treated and starving people; if it had changed its conduct,
+reduced its expenses, it might have been safe under the protection of
+the peace-officers, and might have disbanded its standing army. But it
+persevered; it relied upon the bayonet, and upon its judges and
+hangmen. The latter were destroyed, and the former went over to the
+side of the people. Was it any wonder that the people burnt the houses
+of their oppressors, and killed the owners and their families? The
+country contained thousands upon thousands of men that had been ruined
+by taxation, and by judgments of infamous courts of justice, 'a
+mockery of justice'; and, when these ruined men saw their oppressors
+at their feet, was it any wonder that they took vengeance upon them?
+Was it any wonder that the son, who had seen his father and mother
+flogged, because he, when a child, had smuggled a handful of salt,
+should burn for an occasion to shoot through the head the ruffians who
+had thus lacerated the bodies of his parents? Moses slew<a name='Page_197'></a> the insolent
+Egyptian who had smitten one of his countrymen in bondage. Yet Moses
+has never been called either a murderer or a cruel wretch for this
+act; and the bondage of the Israelites was light as a feather compared
+to the tyranny under which the people of France had groaned for ages.
+Moses resisted oppression in the only way that resistance was in his
+power. He knew that his countrymen had no chance of justice in any
+court; he knew that petitions against his oppressors were all in vain;
+and 'looking upon the burdens' of his countrymen, he resolved to begin
+the only sort of resistance that was left him. Yet it was little more
+than a mere insult that drew forth his anger and resistance; and, if
+Moses was justified, as he clearly was, what needs there any apology
+for the people of France?</p>
+
+<p>It seems at first sight very strange that the Government of France
+should not have 'taken warning in time.' But it had so long been in
+the habit of despising the people that its mind was incapable of
+entertaining any notion of danger from the oppressions heaped upon
+them. It was surrounded with panders and parasites who told it nothing
+but flattering falsehoods; and it saw itself supported by two hundred
+and fifty thousand bayonets, which it thought irresistible; though it
+found in the end that those who wielded those bayonets were not long
+so base as to be induced, either by threats or promises, to butcher
+their<a name='Page_198'></a> brothers and sisters and parents. And, if you ask me how it
+came to pass that they did not 'take warning in time,' I answer that
+they did take warning, but that, seeing that the change which was
+coming would deprive them of a great part of their power and
+emoluments, they resolved to resist the change, and to destroy the
+country, if possible, rather than not have all its wealth and power to
+themselves. The ruffian whom we read of, a little time ago, who
+stabbed a young woman because she was breaking from him to take the
+arm of another man whom she preferred, acted upon the principle of the
+ministers, the noblesse, and the clergy of France. They could no
+longer unjustly possess, therefore they would destroy. They saw that
+if a just government were established; that if the people were fairly
+represented in a national council; they saw that if this were to take
+place, they would no longer be able to wallow in wealth at the expense
+of the people; and, seeing this, they resolved to throw all into
+confusion, and, if possible, to make a heap of ruins of that country
+which they could no longer oppress, and the substance of which they
+could no longer devour.</p>
+
+<p>Talk of violence indeed! Was there anything too violent, anything too
+severe to be inflicted on these men? It was they who produced
+confusion; it was they who caused the massacres and guillotinings; it
+was they who destroyed the kingly government; it was<a name='Page_199'></a> they who brought
+the king to the block. They were answerable for all and for every
+single part of the mischief, as much as Pharaoh was for the plagues in
+Egypt, which history of Pharaoh seems, by the bye, to be intended as a
+lesson to all future tyrants. He 'set taskmasters over the Israelites
+to afflict them with burdens; and he made them build treasure cities
+for him; he made them serve with rigour; he made their lives bitter
+with hard bondage, in mortar and in brick, and in all manner of
+service of the field; he denied them straw, and insisted upon their
+making the same quantity of bricks, and because they were unable to
+obey, the taskmasters called them idle and beat them.' Was it too much
+to scourge and to destroy all the first-born of men who could
+tolerate, assist, and uphold a tyrant like this? Yet was Pharaoh less
+an oppressor than the old government of France.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, then, we have a view of the former state of that country, by
+wars against the people of which we have been brought into our present
+state of misery. There are many of the hirelings of corruption, who
+actually insist on it that we ought now to go to war again for the
+restoring of all the cruel despotism which formerly existed in France.
+This is what cannot be done, however. Our wars have sent back the
+Bourbons; but the tithes, the seigneurs, and many other curses have
+not been restored. The French people still enjoy much of the benefit
+of the Revolu<a name='Page_200'></a>tion; and great numbers of their ancient petty tyrants
+have been destroyed. So that even were things to remain as they are,
+the French people have gained greatly by their Revolution. But things
+cannot remain as they are. Better days are at hand.</p>
+
+<p>In proceeding now to examine the remedies for your distresses, I shall
+first notice some of those which foolish, or cruel and insolent men
+have proposed. Seeing that the cause of your misery is the weight of
+taxation, one would expect to hear of nothing but a reduction of
+taxation in the way of remedy; but from the friends of corruption
+never do we hear of any such remedy. To hear them, one would think
+that <i>you</i> had been the guilty cause of the misery you suffer; and
+that you, and you alone, ought to be made answerable for what has
+taken place. The emissaries of corruption are now continually crying
+out against the weight of the Poor-rates, and they seem to regard all
+that is taken in that way as a dead loss to the Government! Their
+project is to deny relief to all who are able to work. But what is the
+use of your being able to work, if no one will, or can, give you work?
+To tell you that you must work for your bread, and, at the same time,
+not to find any work for you, is full as bad as it would be to order
+you to make bricks without straw. Indeed, it is rather more cruel and
+insolent; for Pharaoh's taskmasters did point out to the Israelites
+that they might go into the fields and<a name='Page_201'></a> get <i>stubble</i>. The <i>Courier</i>
+newspaper of the 9th of October, says, 'We must thus be cruel only to
+be kind.' I am persuaded that you will not understand this kindness,
+while you will easily understand the cruelty. The notion of these
+people seems to be that everybody that receives money out of the taxes
+has a right to receive it, except you. They tremble at the fearful
+amount of the Poor-rates: they say, and very truly, that those rates
+have risen from two and a half to eight or ten millions since the
+beginning of the wars against the people of France; they think, and
+not without reason, that these rates will soon swallow up nearly all
+the rent of the land. These assertions and apprehensions are perfectly
+well founded; but how can <i>you</i> help it? You have not had the
+management of the affairs of the nation. It is not you who have ruined
+the farmers and tradesmen. You only want food and raiment: you are
+ready to work for it; but you cannot go naked and without food.</p>
+
+<p>But the complaints of these persons against you are the more
+unreasonable, because they say not a word against the sums paid to
+sinecure placemen and pensioners. Of the five hundred and more
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture, there are scarcely ten who
+do not complain of the weight of the Poor-rates, of the immense sums
+taken away from them by the poor, and many of them complain of the
+idleness of the poor. But not one single man<a name='Page_202'></a> complains of the immense
+sums taken away to support sinecure placemen, who do nothing for their
+money, and to support pensioners, many of whom are women and children,
+the wives and daughters of the nobility and other persons in high
+life, and who can do nothing, and never can have done anything for
+what they receive. There are of these places and pensions all sizes,
+from twenty pounds to thirty thousand and nearly forty thousand pounds
+a year! And surely these ought to be done away before any proposition
+be made to take the parish allowance from any of you who are unable to
+work, or to find work to do. There are several individual placemen,
+the profits of each of which would maintain a thousand families. The
+names of the ladies upon the pension list would, if printed, one under
+another, fill a sheet of paper like this. And is it not, then, base
+and cruel at the same time in these Agricultural correspondents to cry
+out so loudly against the charge of supporting the unfortunate poor,
+while they utter not a word of complaint against the sinecure places
+and pensions?</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate journeymen and labourers and their families have a
+right, they have a just claim, to relief from the purses of the rich.
+For there can exist no riches and no resources which they by their
+labour have not assisted to create. But I should be glad to know how
+the sinecure placemen and lady pensioners<a name='Page_203'></a> have assisted to create
+food and raiment, or the means of producing them. The labourer who is
+out of work or ill, to-day, may be able to work, and set to work
+to-morrow. While those placemen and pensioners never can work; or, at
+least, it is clear that they never intend to do it.</p>
+
+<p>You have been represented by the <i>Times</i> newspaper, by the <i>Courier</i>,
+by the <i>Morning Post</i>, by the <i>Morning Herald</i>, and others, as the
+<i>scum</i> of society. They say that you have no business at public
+meetings; that you are rabble, and that you pay no taxes. These
+insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth, would not be able to put
+their abuse of you in print were it not for your labour. You create
+all that is an object of taxation; for even the land itself would be
+good for nothing without your labour. But are you not taxed? Do you
+pay no taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture
+has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as possible on
+the articles used by you. One would wonder how a man could be found
+impudent enough to put an assertion like this upon paper. But the
+people of this country have so long been insulted by such men, that
+the insolence of the latter knows no bounds.</p>
+
+<p>The tax gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand money of you:
+but there are few articles which you use, in the purchase of which you
+do not pay a tax.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_204'></a>On your shoes, salt, beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap,
+paper, coffee, spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles,
+tobacco: on all these, and many other articles you pay a tax, and even
+on your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which the
+loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more than one half
+of what you pay for the article itself; these taxes go in part to
+support sinecure placemen and pensioners; and the ruffians of the
+hired press call you the scum of society, and deny that you have any
+right to show your faces at any public meeting to petition for a
+reform, or for the removal of any abuse whatever!</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and who is a member of Parliament
+and has a large estate, says upon this subject, 'Every family, even of
+the poorest labourer, consisting of five persons, may be considered as
+paying, in indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than
+half his wages at seven shillings a week!' And yet the insolent
+hirelings call you the mob, the rabble, the scum, the swinish
+multitude, and say that your voice is nothing; that you have no
+business at public meetings; and that you are, and ought to be
+considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall we never see the day
+when these men will change their tone! Will they never cease to look
+upon us [as on] brutes! I trust they will change their tone, and that
+the day of the change is at no great distance!</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_205'></a>The weight of the Poor-rate, which must increase while the present
+system continues, alarms the corrupt, who plainly see that what is
+paid to relieve you, they cannot have. Some of them, therefore, hint
+at your early marriages as a great evil, and a clergyman named Malthus
+has seriously proposed measures for checking you in this respect;
+while one of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture complains
+of the increase of bastards, and proposes severe punishment on the
+parents! How hard these men are to please! What would they have you
+do? As some have called you the swinish multitude, would it be much
+wonder if they were to propose to serve you as families of young pigs
+are served? Or if they were to bring forward the measure of Pharaoh,
+who ordered the midwives to kill all the male children of the
+Israelites?</p>
+
+<p>But, if you can restrain your indignation at these insolent notions
+and schemes, with what feelings must you look upon the condition of
+your country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as a
+curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries where taxes
+have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr. Gibbon, in his
+History of the <i>Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire</i>, has the
+following passage: 'The horrid practice of murdering their new-born
+infants was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was
+the effect of <i>distress</i>, and the distress was principally occasioned
+by the<a name='Page_206'></a> <i>intolerable burden of taxes</i>, and by the vexatious as well as
+cruel prosecutions of the officers of the revenue against their
+insolvent debtors. The less opulent or less industrious part of
+mankind, instead of rejoicing at an increase of family, deemed it an
+act of paternal tenderness to release the children from the impending
+miseries of a life which they themselves were unable to support.'</p>
+
+<p>But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine will not
+take place in England. You will not murder your new-born infants, nor
+will you, to please the corrupt and insolent, debar yourselves from
+enjoyments to which you are invited by the very first of Nature's
+laws. It is, however, a disgrace to the country that men should be
+found in it capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,
+a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl must be a spectacle of
+evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are thus to be
+extinguished, because some of you are now (without any fault of yours)
+unable to find work? As far as you were wanted to labour, to fight, or
+to pay taxes, you were welcome, and they boasted of your numbers; but
+now that your country has been brought into a state of misery, these
+corrupt and insolent men are busied with schemes for getting rid of
+you. Just as if you had not as good a right to live and to love and to
+marry as they have! They do not propose, far from it, to<a name='Page_207'></a> check the
+breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported in
+part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word about the
+whole families who are upon the pension list. In many cases there are
+sums granted in trust for <i>the children</i> of such a lord or such a
+lady. And while labourers and journeymen who have large families too,
+are actually paying taxes for the support of these lords' and ladies'
+children, these cruel and insolent men propose that they shall have no
+relief, and that their having children ought to be checked! To such a
+subject no words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel;
+and to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent
+men.</p>
+
+<p>There is one more scheme to notice, which, though rather less against
+nature is not less hateful and insolent; namely, to encourage you to
+emigrate to foreign countries. This scheme is distinctly proposed to
+the Government by one of the correspondents of the Board of
+Agriculture. What he means by encouragement must be to send away by
+force, or by paying for the passage; for a man who has money stands in
+no need of relief. But, I trust, that not a man of you will move, let
+the <i>encouragement</i> be what it may. It is impossible for many to go,
+though the prospect be ever so fair. We must stand by our country, and
+it is base not to stand by her, as long as there is a chance of seeing
+her what she ought to be. But the proposition is,<a name='Page_208'></a> nevertheless, base
+and insolent This man did not propose to encourage the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners to emigrate; yet, surely, you who help to
+maintain them by the taxes which you pay, have as good a right to
+remain in the country as they have! You have fathers and mothers and
+sisters and brothers and children and friends as well as they; but
+this base projector recommends that you may be encouraged to leave
+your relations and friends for ever; while he would have the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners remain quietly where they are!</p>
+
+<p>No: you will not leave your country. If you have suffered much and
+long, you have the greater right to remain in the hope of seeing
+better days. And I beseech you not to look upon yourselves as the
+<i>scum</i>; but, on the contrary, to be well persuaded that a great deal
+will depend upon your exertions; and therefore, I now proceed to point
+out to you what appears to me to be the line of conduct which
+journeymen and labourers ought to pursue in order to obtain effectual
+relief, and to assist in promoting tranquillity and restoring the
+happiness of the country.</p>
+
+<p>We have seen that the cause of our miseries is the burden of taxes
+occasioned by wars, by standing armies, by sinecures, by pensions,
+etc. It would be endless and useless to enumerate all the different
+heads or sums of expenditure. The remedy is what<a name='Page_209'></a> we have now to look
+to, and that remedy consists wholly and solely of such a reform in the
+Commons' or People's House of Parliament, as shall give to every payer
+of direct taxes a vote at elections, and as shall cause the Members to
+be elected annually.</p>
+
+<p>In a late <i>Register</i> I have pointed out how easily, how peaceably, how
+fairly, such a Parliament might be chosen. I am aware that it may, and
+not without justice, be thought wrong to deprive those of the right of
+voting who pay indirect taxes. Direct taxes are those which are
+directly paid by any person into the hands of the tax-gatherers, as
+the assessed rates and taxes. Indirect taxes are those which are paid
+indirectly through the maker or seller of goods, as the tax on soap or
+candles or salt or malt. And, as no man ought to be taxed without his
+consent, there has always been a difficulty upon this head. There has
+been no question about the <i>right</i> of every man who is free to
+exercise his will, who has a settled place in society, and who pays a
+tax of any sort, to vote for Members of Parliament. The difficulty is
+in taking the votes by any other means than by the Rate-book; for if
+there be no list of tax-payers in the hands of any person, mere menial
+servants, vagrants, pickpockets, and scamps of all sorts might not
+only come to the poll, but they might poll in several parishes or
+places, on one and the same day. A corrupt rich man might employ
+scores of persons of this description, and<a name='Page_210'></a> in this way would the
+purpose of reform be completely defeated. In America, where one branch
+of the Congress is elected for four years and the other for two years,
+they have still adhered to the principle of direct taxation, and in
+some of the States they have made it necessary for a voter to be worth
+one hundred pounds. Yet they have, in that country, duties on goods,
+custom duties, and excise duties also; and, of course, there are many
+persons who really pay taxes, and who, nevertheless, are not permitted
+to vote. The people do not complain of this. They know that the number
+of votes is so great that no corruption can take place, and they have
+no desire to see livery servants, vagrants, and pickpockets take part
+in their elections. Nevertheless it would be very easy for a reformed
+Parliament, when once it had taken root, to make a just arrangement of
+this matter. The most likely method would be to take off the indirect
+taxes, and to put a small direct tax upon every master of a house,
+however low his situation in life.</p>
+
+<p>But this and all other good things, must be done by a reformed
+Parliament. We must have that first, or we shall have nothing good;
+and any man who would beforehand take up your time with the detail of
+what a reformed Parliament ought to do in this respect, or with
+respect to any changes in the form of government, can have no other
+object than that of defeating<a name='Page_211'></a> the cause of reform; and, indeed, the
+very act must show, that to raise obstacles is his wish.</p>
+
+<p>Such men, now that they find you justly irritated, would persuade you
+that, because things have been perverted from their true ends, there
+is nothing good in our constitution and laws. For what, then, did
+Hampden die in the field, and Sydney on the scaffold? And has it been
+discovered at last that England has always been an enslaved country
+from top to toe? The Americans, who are a very wise people, and who
+love liberty with all their hearts, and who take care to enjoy it too,
+took special care not to part with any of the great principles and
+laws which they derived from their forefathers. They took special care
+to speak with reverence of, and to preserve Magna Charta, the Bill of
+Rights, the Habeas Corpus, and not only all the body of the Common Law
+of England, but most of the rules of our courts, and all our form of
+jurisprudence. Indeed it is the greatest glory of England that she has
+thus supplied with sound principles of freedom those immense regions
+which will be peopled perhaps by hundreds of millions.</p>
+
+<p>I know of no enemy of reform and of the happiness of the country so
+great as that man who would persuade you that we possess nothing good,
+and that all must be torn to pieces. There is no principle, no
+precedent, no regulations (except as to mere matter of detail),
+favourable to freedom, which is not to be found in the<a name='Page_212'></a> Laws of
+England or in the example of our ancestors. Therefore I say we may ask
+for, and we want nothing new. We have great constitutional laws and
+principles to which we are immovably attached. We want great
+alteration, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification, to suit
+the times and circumstances; but the great principles ought to be and
+must, be the same, or else confusion will follow.</p>
+
+<p>It was the misfortune of the French people that they had no great and
+settled principles to refer to in their laws or history. They sallied
+forth and inflicted vengeance on their oppressors; but, for want of
+settled principles to which to refer they fell into confusion; they
+massacred each other; they next flew to a military chief to protect
+them even against themselves; and the result has been what we too well
+know. Let us therefore congratulate ourselves that we have great
+constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and to
+which we are attached.</p>
+
+<p>That reform will come I know, if the people do their duty; and all
+that we have to guard against is confusion, which cannot come if
+reform take place in time. I have before observed to you that when the
+friends of corruption in France saw that they could not prevent a
+change, they bent their endeavours to produce confusion, in which they
+fully succeeded. They employed numbers of unprincipled men to go about
+the country proposing all sorts of mad schemes. They pro<a name='Page_213'></a>duced first a
+confusion in men's minds, and next a civil war between provinces,
+towns, villages and families. The tyrant Robespierre, who was exceeded
+in cruelty only by some of the Bourbons, was proved to have been in
+league with the open enemies of France. He butchered all the real
+friends of freedom whom he could lay his hands on, except Paine, whom
+he shut up in a dungeon till he was reduced to a skeleton. This
+monster was at last put to death himself; and his horrid end ought to
+be a warning to any man who may wish to walk in the same path. But I
+am, for my part, in little fear of the influence of such men. They
+cannot cajole you as Robespierre cajoled the people of Paris. It is,
+nevertheless, necessary for you to be on your guard against them, and
+when you hear a man talking big and hectoring about projects which go
+further than a real and radical reform of the Parliament, be you well
+assured that that man would be a second Robespierre if he could, and
+that he would make use of you and sacrifice the life of the very last
+man of you; that he would ride upon the shoulders of some through
+rivers of the blood of others, for the purpose of gratifying his own
+selfish and base and insolent ambition.</p>
+
+<p>In order effectually to avoid the rock of confusion, we should keep
+steadily in our eye not only what we wish to be done but what can be
+done now. We know that such a reform as would send up a Parliament,
+chosen by all payers of direct taxes, is not only just and<a name='Page_214'></a>
+reasonable, but easy of execution. I am therefore for accomplishing
+that object first; and I am not at all afraid that a set of men who
+would really hold the purse of the people, and who had been just
+chosen freely by the people, would very soon do everything that the
+warmest friend of freedom could wish to see done.</p>
+
+<p>While, however, you are upon your guard against false friends, you
+should neglect no opportunity of doing all that is within your power
+to give support to the cause of reform. Petition is the channel for
+your sentiments, and there is no village so small that its petition
+would not have some weight. You ought to attend at every public
+meeting within your reach. You ought to read to and to assist, each
+other in coming at a competent knowledge of all public matters. Above
+all things, you ought to be unanimous in your object, and not suffer
+yourselves to be divided.</p>
+
+<p>The subject of religion has nothing to do with this great question of
+reform. A reformed Parliament would soon do away with all religious
+distinctions and disabilities. In their eyes, a Catholic and a
+Protestant would both appear in the same light.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Courier</i>, the <i>Times</i>, and other emissaries of corruption, are
+constantly endeavouring to direct your wrath against bakers, brewers,
+butchers, and other persons who deal in the necessaries of life. But,
+I trust that you are not to be stimulated to such a species of
+violence. These tradesmen are as much<a name='Page_215'></a> in distress as you. They cannot
+help their malt and hops and beer and bread and meat being too dear
+for you to purchase. They all sell as cheap as they can, without being
+absolutely ruined. The beer you drink is more than half <i>tax</i>, and
+when the tax has been paid by the seller he must have payment back
+again from you who drink, or he must be ruined. The baker has numerous
+taxes to pay, and so has the butcher, and so has the miller and the
+farmer. Besides, all men are eager to sell, and, if they could sell
+cheaper they certainly would, because that would be the sure way of
+getting more custom. It is the weight of the taxes which presses us
+all to the earth, except those who receive their incomes out of those
+taxes. Therefore I exhort you most earnestly not to be induced to lay
+violent hands on those who really suffer as much as yourselves.</p>
+
+<p>On the subject of lowering wages too, you ought to consider that your
+employers cannot give to you that which they have not. At present,
+corn is high in price, but that high price is no benefit to the
+farmer, because it has risen from the badness of the crop, which Mr.
+Hunt foretold at the Common Hall, and for the foretelling of which he
+was so much abused by the hirelings of the press, who, almost up to
+this very moment, have been boasting and thanking God for the goodness
+of the crop! The farmer whose corn is half destroyed, gains nothing by
+selling the remaining<a name='Page_216'></a> half for double the price at which he would
+have sold the whole. If I grow 10 quarters of wheat, and if I save it
+all and sell it for two pounds a quarter, I receive as much money as
+if I had sold the one-half of it for four pounds a quarter. And I am
+better off in the former case, because I want wheat for seed, and
+because I want some to consume myself. These matters I recommend to
+your serious consideration; because it being unjust to fall upon your
+employers to force them to give that which they have not to give, your
+conduct in such cases must tend to weaken the great cause in which we
+ought all now to be engaged, namely the removal of our burdens through
+the means of a reformed Parliament. It is the interest of vile men of
+all descriptions to set one part of the people against the other part;
+and therefore it becomes you to be constantly on your guard against
+their allurements.</p>
+
+<p>When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take time to
+reflect on the real cause, before they fly on their employers, who are
+in many cases in as great or greater distress than themselves. How
+many of those employers have of late gone to jail for debt and left
+helpless families behind them! The employer's trade falls off. His
+goods are reduced in price. His stock loses the half of its value. He
+owes money. He is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages?
+The cause of his ruin is the weight of the taxes, which presses so
+heavily on us<a name='Page_217'></a> all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods. But it
+is certain that a great many, a very large portion of the farmers,
+tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their supineness and want of
+public spirit, contributed towards the bringing of this ruin upon
+themselves and upon you. They have <i>skulked</i> from their public duty.
+They have kept aloof from, or opposed all measures for a redress of
+grievances; and indeed, they still skulk, though ruin and destruction
+stare them in the face. Why do they not now come forward and explain
+to you the real cause of the reduction of your wages? Why do they not
+put themselves at your head in petitioning for redress? This would
+secure their property much better than the calling in of troops, which
+can never afford them more than a short and precarious security. In
+the days of their prosperity they were amply warned of what has now
+come to pass; and the far greater part of them abused and calumniated
+those who gave them the warning. Even if they would now act the part
+of men worthy of being relieved, the relief to us all would speedily
+follow. If they will not; if they will still skulk, they will merit
+all the miseries which they are destined to suffer.</p>
+
+<p>Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction of those taxes
+which are pressing them as well as you to the earth, what are they
+doing? Why, they are applying to the Government to add to their
+receipts by passing Corn Bills, by preventing foreign wool from<a name='Page_218'></a> being
+imported; and many other silly schemes. Instead of asking for a
+reduction of taxes they are asking for the means of paying taxes!
+Instead of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,
+they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those places
+and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of the judges and
+of many other persons were greatly raised, some years ago, on the
+ground of the rise in the price of labour and provisions, why then do
+they not ask to have those salaries reduced, now that labour is
+reduced? Why do they not apply to the case of the judges and others
+the arguments which they apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to
+you; but they are too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in
+the way of petition! Far more honourable is it to be a ragged pauper
+than to be numbered among such men.</p>
+
+<p>These people call themselves the <i>respectable</i> part of the nation.
+They are, as they pretend, the virtuous part of the people, because
+they are quiet; as if virtue consisted in immobility! There is a
+canting Scotchman in London, who publishes a paper called the
+'<i>Champion</i>' who is everlastingly harping upon the virtues of the
+'fireside,' and who inculcates the duty of quiet submission. Might we
+ask this Champion of the teapot and milk-jug whether Magna Charta and
+the Bill of Rights were won by the fireside? Whether the tyrants of
+the House of Stuart<a name='Page_219'></a> and of Bourbon were hurled down by fireside
+virtues? Whether the Americans gained their independence, and have
+preserved their freedom, by sitting by the fireside? O, no! these were
+all achieved by action, and amidst bustle and noise. Quiet indeed! Why
+in this quality a log, or a stone, far surpasses even the pupils of
+this Champion of quietness; and the chairs round his fireside exceed
+those who sit in them. But in order to put these quiet, fireside,
+respectable people to the test, let us ask them if they approve of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, black eyes, bloody noses, fraud,
+bribery, corruption, perjury, and subornation of perjury; and if they
+say no, let us ask them whether these are not going on all over the
+country at every general election. If they answer yes, as they must
+unless they be guilty of wilful falsehood, will they then be so good
+as to tell us how they reconcile their inactivity with sentiments of
+virtue? Some men, in all former ages, have been held in esteem for
+their wisdom, their genius, their skill, their valour, their devotion
+to country, etc., but never until this age, was <i>quietness</i> deemed a
+quality to be extolled. It would be no difficult matter to show that
+the quiet, fireside gentry are the most callous and cruel, and,
+therefore, the most wicked part of the nation. Amongst them it is that
+you find all the peculators, all the blood-suckers of various degrees,
+all the borough-voters and their offspring, all the selfish and
+unfeeling wretches, who, rather than risk the dis<a name='Page_220'></a>turbing of their
+ease for one single month, rather than go a mile to hold up their hand
+at a public meeting, would see half the people perish with hunger and
+cold. The humanity, which is continually on their lips, is all
+fiction. They weep over the tale of woe in a novel; but round their
+'decent fireside,' never was compassion felt for a real sufferer, or
+indignation at the acts of a powerful tyrant.</p>
+
+<p>The object of the efforts of such writers is clearly enough seen. Keep
+all <i>quiet</i>! Do not rouse! Keep still! Keep down! Let those who
+perish, perish in silence! It will, however, be out of the power of
+these quacks, with all their laudanum, to allay the blood which is now
+boiling in the veins of the people of this kingdom; who, if they are
+doomed to perish, are at any rate resolved not to perish in silence.
+The writer whom I have mentioned above, says that he, of course, does
+not count 'the lower classes, who, under the pressure of need or under
+the influence of ignorant prejudice, may blindly and weakly rush upon
+certain and prompt punishment; but that the security of every decent
+fireside, every respectable father's best hopes for his children,
+still connect themselves with the Government.' And by Government he
+clearly means all the mass as it now stands. There is nobody so
+callous and so insolent as your sentimental quacks and their patients.
+How these 'decent fireside' people would stare, if some morning they
+were<a name='Page_221'></a> to come down and find them occupied by uninvited visitors! I
+hope they never will. I hope that things will never come to this pass:
+but if one thing more than any other tends to produce so sad an
+effect, it is the cool insolence with which such men as this writer
+treats the most numerous and most suffering classes of the people.</p>
+
+<p>Long as this Address already is, I cannot conclude without some
+observations on the 'Charity Subscriptions' at the London Tavern. The
+object of this subscription professes to be to afford relief to the
+distressed labourers, etc. About forty thousand pounds have been
+subscribed, and there is no probability of its going much further.
+There is an absurdity on the face of the scheme; for, as all parishes
+are compelled by law to afford relief to every person in distress, it
+is very clear that, as far as money is given by these people to
+relieve the poor, there will be so much saved in the parish rates. But
+the folly of the thing is not what I wish you most to attend to.
+Several of the subscribers to this fund receive each of them more than
+ten thousand pounds and some more than thirty thousand pounds each,
+out of those taxes which you help to pay, and which emoluments not a
+man of them proposes to give up. The clergy appear very forward in
+this subscription. An Archbishop and a Bishop assisted at the forming
+of the scheme. Now then, observe that there has been given out of the
+taxes,<a name='Page_222'></a> for several years past, one hundred thousand pounds a year,
+for what, think you? Why for the relief of the poor clergy! I have no
+account at hand later than that delivered last year, and there I find
+this sum!&mdash;for the poor clergy! The rich clergy do not pay this sum;
+but it comes out of those taxes, part, and a large part of which you
+pay on your beer, malt, salt, shoes, etc. I daresay that the 'decent
+firesides' of these poor clergy still connect themselves with the
+Government. Amongst all our misery we have had to support the
+intolerable disgrace of being an object of the charity of a Bourbon
+Prince, while we are paying for supporting that family upon the throne
+of France. Well! But is this all? We are taxed, at the very same
+moment, for the support of the French Emigrants! And you shall see to
+what amount. Nay, not only French, but Dutch and others, as appears
+from the forementioned account laid before Parliament last year. The
+sum, paid out of the taxes, in one year, for the relief of suffering
+French Clergy and Laity, St. Domingo Sufferers, Dutch Emigrants,
+Corsican Emigrants, was one hundred and eighty-seven thousand seven
+hundred and fifty pounds; yes, one hundred and eighty-seven thousand
+seven hundred and fifty pounds paid to this set in one year out of
+those taxes of which you pay so large a share, while you are insulted
+with a subscription to relieve you, and while there are projectors who
+have the audacity to recommend schemes for preventing you from
+marrying<a name='Page_223'></a> while young, and to induce you to emigrate from your
+country! I'll venture my life that the 'decent firesides' of all this
+swarm of French clergy and laity, and Dutch, and Corsicans, and St.
+Domingo sufferers 'still connect themselves closely with the
+Government'; and I will also venture my life that you do not stand in
+need of one more word to warm every drop of blood remaining in your
+bodies! As to the money subscribed by regiments of soldiers, whose pay
+arises from taxes in part paid by you, though it is a most shocking
+spectacle to behold, I do not think so much of it. The soldiers are
+your fathers, brothers, and sons. But if they were all to give their
+whole pay, and if they amount to one hundred and fifty thousand men,
+it would not amount to one-half of what is now paid in Poor-rates, and
+of course would not add half a pound of bread to every pound which the
+unhappy paupers now receive. All the expenses of the Army and Ordnance
+amount to an enormous sum&mdash;to sixteen or eighteen millions; but the
+pay of one hundred and fifty thousand men, at a shilling a day each,
+amounts to no more than two million seven hundred and twelve thousand
+five hundred pounds. So that, supposing them all to receive a shilling
+a day each, the soldiers receive only about a third part of the sum
+now paid annually in Poor-rates.</p>
+
+<p>I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your passions upon
+this occasion. I have laid before you, with all the clearness I am
+master of, the causes<a name='Page_224'></a> of our misery, the measures which have led to
+those causes, and I have pointed out what appears to me to be the only
+remedy&mdash;namely a reform of the Commons', or People's House of
+Parliament. I exhort you to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner,
+but at the same time to proceed with zeal and resolution in the
+attainment of this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the
+'decent fireside' gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves. Any
+man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up to London,
+with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands, to be presented
+whenever the House shall meet. Some further information will be given
+as to this matter in a future Number. In the meanwhile, I remain your
+Friend, WM. COBBETT.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>TO JACK HARROW, AN ENGLISH LABOURER</h3>
+
+<h4><i>On the new Cheat which is now on foot, and which goes under the name
+of Savings Banks</i></h4>
+
+<div class='address'><b>NORTH HAMPSTEAD, LONG ISLAND,<br />
+<i>November 7th, 1818.</i></b></div>
+
+<p>Friend Jack&mdash;You sometimes hear the Parson talk about deceivers, who
+go about in sheep's clothing; but who inwardly are ravening wolves.
+You frequently hear of the tricks of the London cheats, and I dare<a name='Page_225'></a>say
+you have often enough witnessed those of mountebanks and gypsies. But,
+Jack, all the tricks of these deceivers and cheaters, if the trickery
+of them all were put together, would fall far short of the trick now
+playing off under the name of Savings Banks. And seeing that it is
+possible that you may be exposed to the danger of having a few pounds
+picked out of your pocket by this trick, I think it right to put you
+on your guard against the cheat.</p>
+
+<p>You have before been informed of who and what the Boroughmongers are.
+Therefore, at present, I shall enter into no explanation of their
+recent conduct. But, in order to give you a clear view of their
+motives in this new trick, and which, I think, is about the last in
+their budget, I must go back and tell you something of the history of
+their Debt, and of what are called the Funds. Some years ago the
+Boroughmongers put me into a loathsome prison for two years, made me
+pay a thousand pounds fine, and made me enter into recognisances for
+seven years, only because I expressed my indignation at the flogging
+of Englishmen, in the heart of England, under the superintendence of
+hired German troops brought into the country to keep the people in
+awe. It pleased God, Jack, to preserve my life and health, while I was
+in that prison. And I employed a part of my time in writing a little
+book entitled <i>Paper against Gold</i>. In this little book I fully
+explained all the frauds of<a name='Page_226'></a> what is called the <i>National Debt</i>, and
+of what are called the <i>Funds</i>. But as it is possible that you may not
+have seen that little book, I will here tell you enough about these
+things to make you see the reasons for the Boroughmongers using this
+trick of Savings Banks.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers are, you know, those persons (some Lords, some
+Baronets, and some Esquires, as they call themselves) who fill, or
+nominate others to fill, the seats in the House of Commons. <i>Commons</i>
+means the mass of the <i>people</i>. So that this is the House of the
+People, according to the law of the land. The people&mdash;you, I, and all
+of us, ought to vote for the men who sit in this House. But the said
+Lords, Baronets, and Esquires have taken our rights away, and they
+nominate the Members themselves. A <i>monger</i> is a <i>dealer</i>, as
+ironmonger, cheesemonger, and the like: and as the Lords, Baronets,
+and Esquires sometimes sell and sometimes buy seats, and as the seats
+are said to be filled by the people in certain Boroughs, these Lords,
+Baronets, and Esquires are very properly called <i>Boroughmongers</i>; that
+is to say, dealers in boroughs or in the seats of boroughs. As all
+laws and all other matters of government are set up and enforced at
+the will of the two Houses, against whose will the king cannot stir
+hand or foot; and as the Boroughmongers fill the seats of the two
+Houses, they have all the power, and, of course, the king<a name='Page_227'></a> and the
+people have none. Being possessed of all the power; being able to tax
+us at their pleasure; being able to hang us for whatever they please
+to call a crime; they will, of course, do with our property and
+persons just what they please. And accordingly, they take from us more
+than the half of our earnings; and they keep soldiers (whom they
+deceive) to shoot at us and kill us, if we attempt to resist. They put
+us in dungeons when they like. And, in Ireland, they compel people to
+remain shut up in their houses from sunset to sunrise, and if any man,
+contrary to their commands, goes out of his house in the night, in
+order to go to the privy, they punish him very severely; and in that
+unhappy country they transport men and women to Botany Bay without any
+trial by jury, and merely by the orders of two justices of the peace
+appointed by themselves.</p>
+
+<p>This, Jack, is horrid work to be going on amongst a people who call
+themselves <i>free</i>; amongst a people who boast of their liberties. But
+the facts are so; and now I shall explain to you how the
+Boroughmongers, who are so few in number compared to the whole people,
+are able to commit these cruel acts and to carry on this abominable
+tyranny; and you will see that the trick of Savings Banks makes a part
+of the means, which they now intend to use for the perpetuating of
+this tyranny.</p>
+
+<p>Formerly, more than a hundred years ago, when<a name='Page_228'></a> the kings of England
+had some real power, and before the Boroughmongers took all the powers
+of king and people into their hands, the people, when the kings
+behaved amiss, used to rise against them and compel them to act
+justly. They beheaded Charles the First about one hundred and seventy
+years ago; and they drove James the Second out of the kingdom; they
+went so far as to set his family aside for ever, and they put up the
+present royal family in its stead.</p>
+
+<p>This was all very well; but when King James had been driven out, the
+Lords and Baronets and Squires conceived the notion of ruling for ever
+over king and people. They made Parliaments, which used to be annual,
+three years of duration; and when the members had been elected for
+three years, the members themselves made a law to make the people obey
+them for seven years. Thus was the usurpation completed; and from that
+time to this the Boroughmongers have filled the seats just as it has
+pleased them to do it; and they have, as I said before, done with our
+property and our persons just what they have pleased to do.</p>
+
+<p>Now it will naturally be matter of wonder to you, friend Jack, that
+this small band of persons, and of debauched wretched persons too, any
+half dozen of whom you would be able to beat with one hand tied down;
+it will be matter of wonder to you that this contemptible band should
+have been able thus to subjugate, and hold in bondage so degrading,
+the whole<a name='Page_229'></a> of the English people. But, Jack, recollect that once a
+parcel of fat, lazy, drinking, and guttling monks and friars were able
+to make this same people to work and support them in their laziness
+and debaucheries, aye, and almost to adore them, too; to go to them,
+and kneel down and confess their sins to them, and to believe that it
+was in their power to absolve them of their sins. Now how was it that
+these fat, these bastard-propagating rascals succeeded in making the
+people do this? Why by fraud; by deception; by cheatery; by making
+them believe lies; by frightening them half out of their wits; by
+making them believe that they would go to hell if they did not work
+for them. A ten-thousandth part of the people were able to knock the
+greasy vagabonds on the head; and they would have done it too; but
+they were afraid of going to hell if they had no priest to pardon
+them.</p>
+
+<p>Thus did these miscreants govern by fraud. The Boroughmongers, as I
+shall by and by show, have of late been compelled to resort to open
+force; but for a long while they governed by fraud alone. First they,
+by the artful and able agents which they have constantly kept in pay,
+frightened the people with the pretended dangers of a return of the
+old king's family. The people were amused with this scarecrow, while
+the chains were silently forging to bind them with. But the great
+fraud, the cheat of all cheats, was what they call the national debt.
+And now, Jack, pray attend to<a name='Page_230'></a> me; for I am going to explain the chief
+cause of all the disgraces and sufferings of the labourers in England;
+and am also going to explain the reasons or motives which the
+Boroughmongers have for setting on foot this new fraud of Savings
+Banks. I beg you, Jack, if you have no other leisure time, to stay at
+home instead of going to church, for one single Sunday. Shave
+yourself, put on a clean shirt, and sit down and read this letter ten
+times over, until you understand every word of it. And if you do that,
+you will laugh at the parson and tax-gatherer's coaxings about Savings
+Banks. You will keep your odd pennies to yourself; or lay them out in
+bread or bacon.</p>
+
+<p>You have heard, I daresay, a great deal about the national debt; and
+now I will tell you what this thing is, and how it came, and then you
+will see what an imposture it is, and how shamefully the people of
+England have been duped and robbed.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers having usurped all the powers of government, and
+having begun to pocket the public money at a great rate, the people
+grew discontented. They began to think that they had done wrong in
+driving King James away. In a pretty little fable-book, there is a
+fable which says that the frogs, who had a log of wood for king,
+prayed to Jupiter to send them something more active. He sent them a
+stork, or heron, which gobbled them up alive by scores! The people of
+England found in the Boroughmongers<a name='Page_231'></a> what the poor frogs found in the
+stork; and they began to cry out against them and to wish for the old
+king back again.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers saw their danger, and they adopted measures to
+prevent it. They saw that if they could make it the interest of a
+great many rich people to uphold them and their system they should be
+able to get along. They therefore passed a law to enable themselves to
+borrow money of rich people; and by the same law they imposed it on
+the people at large to pay, for ever, the interest of the money so by
+them borrowed.</p>
+
+<p>The money which they thus borrowed they spent in wars, or divided
+amongst themselves, in one shape or another. Indeed the money spent in
+wars was pocketed, for the greater part, by themselves. Thus they
+owed, in time, immense sums of money; and as they continued to pass
+laws to compel the nation at large to pay the interest of what they
+borrowed, spent and pocketed, they called and still call this debt,
+the debt of the nation; or, in the usual words, the national debt.</p>
+
+<p>It is curious to observe that there has seldom been known in the world
+any very wicked and mischievous scheme of which a priest of some
+description or other was not at the bottom. This scheme, certainly as
+wicked in itself as any that was ever known, and far more mischievous
+in its consequences than any other,<a name='Page_232'></a> was the offspring of a Bishop of
+Salisbury, whose name was Burnet; a name that we ought to teach our
+very children to execrate. This crafty priest was made a Bishop for
+his invention of this scheme; a fit reward for such a service.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers began this debt one hundred and twenty-four years
+ago. They have gone on borrowing ever since; and have never paid off
+one farthing, and never can. They have continued to pass Acts to make
+the people pay the interest of what has been borrowed; till, at last,
+the debt itself amounts to more than all the lands, all the houses,
+all the trees, all the canals and all the mines would sell for at
+their full sterling value; and the money to pay the interest is taken
+out of men's rents and out of their earnings; and you, Jack, as I
+shall by and by prove to you, pay to the Boroughmongers more than the
+half of what you receive in weekly wages from your master.</p>
+
+<p>Is not this a pretty state of things? Pray observe, Jack, the debt far
+exceeds the real full value of the whole kingdom, if there could be a
+purchaser found for it. So that, you see, as to private property no
+man has any, as long as this debt hangs upon the country. Your master,
+Farmer Gripe, for instance, calls his farm <i>his</i>. It is none of his,
+according to the Boroughmongers' law; for that law has pawned it for
+the payment of the interest of the Boroughmongers' debt; and the pawn<a name='Page_233'></a>
+must remain as long as the Boroughmongers' law remains. Gripe is
+compelled to pay out of the yearly value of his farm a certain portion
+to the debt. He may, indeed, sell the farm; but he can get only a part
+of the value; because the purchaser will have to pay a yearly sum on
+account of the pawn. In short, the Boroughmongers have, in fact,
+passed laws to take every man's private property away from him, in
+whatever portions their debt may demand such taking away; and a man
+who thinks himself an owner of land, is at best only a steward who
+manages it for the Boroughmongers.</p>
+
+<p>This, however, is only a small part of the evil; for the whole of the
+rents of the houses and lands and mines and canals would not pay the
+interest of this debt; no, and not much more than the half of it. The
+labour is therefore pawned too. Every man's labour is pawned for the
+payment of the interest of this debt. Aye, Jack, you may think that
+you are working for yourself, and that, when on a Saturday night you
+take nine shillings from Farmer Gripe, the shillings are for your own
+use. You are grievously deceived, for more than half the sum is paid
+to the Boroughmongers on account of the pawn. You do not see this, but
+the fact is so. Come, what are the things in which you expend the nine
+shillings? Tea, sugar, tobacco, candles, salt, soap, shoes, beer,
+bread; for no meat do you ever taste. On the articles taken together,
+except bread, you pay far more than half tax; and you will<a name='Page_234'></a> observe
+that your master's taxes are, in part, pinched out of you. There is an
+army employed in Ireland to go with the excisemen and other taxers to
+make the people pay. If the taxers were to wait at the ale houses and
+grocers' shops, and receive their portion from your own hands, you
+would then clearly see that the Boroughmongers take away more than the
+half of what you earn. You would then clearly see what it is that
+makes you poor and ragged, and that makes your children cry for the
+want of a bellyful. You would clearly see that what the hypocrites
+tell you about this being your lot, and about Providence placing you
+in such a state in order to try your patience and faith, is all a base
+falsehood. Why does not Providence place the Boroughmongers and the
+parsons in a state to try their patience and faith? Is Providence less
+anxious to save them than to save you? If you could see clearly what
+you pay on account of the Boroughmongers' pawn, you would see that
+your misery arises from the designs of a benevolent Providence being
+counteracted by the measures of the Borough-tyrants.</p>
+
+<p>Your lot, indeed! Your lot assigned by Providence! This is real
+blasphemy! Just as if Providence, which sends the salt on shore all
+round our coast, had ordained that you should not have any of it
+unless you would pay the Boroughmongers fifteen shillings a bushel tax
+upon it! But what a Providence must that be which would ordain that an
+Englishman should pay<a name='Page_235'></a> fifteen shillings tax on a bushel of English
+salt, while a Long Islander pays only two shillings and sixpence for a
+bushel of the same salt, after it is brought to America from England?
+What an idea must we have of such a Providence as this? Oh no, Jack;
+this is not the work of Providence. It is the work of the
+Boroughmongers; the pretext about Providence has been invented to
+deceive and cheat you, and to perpetuate your slavery.</p>
+
+<p>Well: all is pawned then. The land, the houses, the canals, the mines,
+and the labour are pawned for the payment of the interest of the
+Boroughmongers debt. Your labour, mind, Jack, is pawned for the
+one-half of its worth. But you will naturally ask, how is it that the
+nation, that everybody submits to this? There's your mistake, Jack. It
+is not <i>everybody</i> that submits. In the first place there are the
+Boroughmongers themselves and all their long tribe of relations,
+legitimate and spurious, who profit from the taxes, and who have the
+church livings, which they enjoy without giving the poor any part of
+their legal share of those livings. Then there are all the officers of
+army and navy, and all the endless hosts of place-men and place-women,
+pensioned men and pensioned women, and all the hosts of tax-gatherers,
+who alone, these last I mean, swallow more than would be necessary to
+carry on the Government under a reformed Parliament. But have you
+forgotten the lenders of<a name='Page_236'></a> the money which makes the debt? These people
+live wholly upon the interest of the debt; and of course they approve
+of your labour, and the labour of every man being pawned. The
+Boroughmongers have pawned your labour to them. Therefore they like
+that your labour should be taxed. They cannot be said to submit to the
+tyranny; they applaud it, and to their utmost they support it.</p>
+
+<p>But you will say, still the mass of the people would, if they had a
+mind to bestir themselves, be too strong for all these. Very true. But
+you forget the army, Jack. This is a great military force, armed with
+bayonets, bullets and cannon-balls, ready at all times and in all
+places to march or gallop to attack the people, if they attempt to eat
+sugar or salt without paying the tax. There are forts, under the name
+of barracks, all over the kingdom, where armed men are kept in
+readiness for this purpose. In Ireland they actually go in person to
+help to collect the taxes; and in England they are always ready to do
+the same. Now, suppose, Jack, that a man who has a bit of land by the
+seaside, were to take up a little of the salt that Providence sends on
+shore. He would be prosecuted. He would resist the process. Soldiers
+would come and take him away to be tried and <i>hanged</i>. Suppose you,
+Jack, were to dip your rushes into grease, till they came to farthing
+candles. The Excise would prosecute you. The sheriff would send men to
+drag you to jail. You<a name='Page_237'></a> would fight in defence of your house and home.
+You would beat off the sheriff's men. Soldiers would come and kill
+you, or would take you away to be hanged.</p>
+
+<p>This is the thing by which the Boroughmongers govern. There are enough
+who would gladly not submit to their tyranny; but there is nobody but
+themselves who has an army at command.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless they are not altogether easy under these circumstances.
+An army is a two-edged weapon. It may cut the employer as well as the
+thing that it is employed upon. It is made up of flesh and blood, and
+of English flesh and blood too. It may not always be willing to move,
+or to strike when moved. The Boroughmongers see that their titles and
+estates hang upon the army. They would fain coax the people back again
+to feelings of reverence and love. They would fain wheedle them into
+something that shall blunt their hostility. They have been trying
+Bible-schemes, school-schemes, and soup-schemes. And at last they are
+trying the Savings Banks scheme, upon which I shall now more
+particularly address you.</p>
+
+<p>This thing is of the same nature, and its design is the same, as those
+of the grand scheme of Bishop Burnet. The people are discontented.
+They feel their oppressions; they seek a change; and some of them have
+decidedly protested against paying any longer any<a name='Page_238'></a> part of the
+interest of the debt, which they say ought to be paid, if at all, by
+those who have borrowed and spent, or pocketed, the money. Now then,
+in order to enlist great numbers of labourers and artisans on their
+side, the Boroughmongers have fallen upon the scheme of coaxing them
+to put small sums into what they call <i>banks</i>. These sums they pay
+large interest upon, and suffer the parties to take them out whenever
+they please. By this scheme they think to bind great numbers to them
+and their tyranny. They think that great numbers of labourers and
+artisans, seeing their little sums increase, as they will imagine,
+will begin to conceive the hopes of becoming rich by such means; and
+as these persons are to be told that their money is in the <i>funds</i>,
+they will soon imbibe the spirit of fundholders, and will not care who
+suffers, or whether freedom or slavery prevail, so that the funds be
+but safe.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the scheme and such the motives. It will fail of its object,
+though not unworthy the inventive powers of the servile knaves of
+Edinburgh. It will fail, first because the men from whom alone the
+Borough-tyrants have anything to dread, will see through the scheme
+and despise it; and will, besides, well know that the funds are a mere
+bubble that may burst, or be bursted at any moment. The parsons appear
+to be the main tools in this coaxing scheme. They are always at the
+head of everything<a name='Page_239'></a> which they think likely to support tyranny. The
+depositors will be domestic servants, particularly women, who will be
+tickled with the idea of having a fortune in the funds. The
+Boroughmongers will hint to their tenants that they must get their
+labourers into the Savings Banks. A preference will be given to such
+as deposit. The Ladies, the 'Parsons' Ladies,' will scold poor people
+into the funds. The parish officers will act their part in this
+compulsory process: and thus will the Boroughmongers get into their
+hands some millions of the people's money by a sort of 'forced loan':
+or in other words, a robbery. In order to swell the thing out, the
+parsons and other tools of the Boroughmongers will lend money in this
+way themselves, under feigned names; and we shall, if the system last
+a year or two, hear boastings of how rich the poor are become.</p>
+
+<p>Now then, Jack, supposing it possible that Farmer Gripe may, under
+pain of being turned out of your cottage, have made you put your
+twopence a week into one of these banks, let us see what is the
+natural consequence of your so doing. Twopence a week is eight
+shillings and eightpence a year; and the interest will make the amount
+about nine shillings perhaps. What use is this to you? Will you let it
+remain; and will you go on thus for years? You must go on a great many
+years, indeed, before your deposit amounts to as much as the
+Boroughmongers take from you in one<a name='Page_240'></a> year! Twopence will buy you a
+quarter of a pound of meat. This is a dinner for your wife or
+yourself. You never taste meat. And why are you to give up half a
+pound of your bread to the Boroughmongers. You are ill; your wife is
+ill; your children are ill. 'Go to the bank and take out your money,'
+says the overseer; 'for I'll give you no aid till that be spent.' Thus
+then, you will have been robbing your own starved belly weekly, to no
+other end than that of favouring the parish purse, upon which you have
+a just and legal claim, until the clergy restore to the poor what they
+have taken from them. As the thing now stands, the poor are starved by
+others, this scheme is intended to make them assist in the work
+themselves, at the same time that it binds them to the tyranny.</p>
+
+<p>But, Jack, what a monstrous thing is this, that the Boroughmongers
+should kindly pass an Act to induce you to save your money, while they
+take from you five shillings out of every nine that you earn? Why not
+take less from you! That would be the more natural way to go to work,
+surely. Why not leave you all your earnings to yourself? Oh, no! They
+cannot do that. It is from the labour of men like you that the far
+greater part of the money comes to enrich the Boroughmongers, their
+relations and dependants.</p>
+
+<p>However, suppose you have gotten together five pounds in a Savings
+Bank. That is to say in the funds. This is a great deal for you,
+though it is not half so<a name='Page_241'></a> much as you are compelled to give to the
+Boroughmongers in one year. This is a great sum. It is much more than
+you ever will have; but suppose you have it. It is <i>in the funds</i>,
+mind. And now let me tell you what the funds are; which is necessary
+if you have not read my little book called <i>Paper against Gold.</i> The
+funds is <i>no place</i> at all, Jack. It is nothing, Jack. It is
+moonshine. It is a lie, a bubble, a fraud, a cheat, a humbug. And it
+is all these in the most perfect degree. People think that the funds
+is a place where money is kept. They think that it is a place which
+contains that which they have deposited. But the fact is, that the
+funds is a word which means nothing that the most of the people think
+it means. It means the <i>descriptions of the several sorts of the
+debt</i>. Suppose I owed money to a tailor, to a smith, to a shoemaker,
+to a carpenter, and that I had their several bills in my house. I
+should in the language of the Boroughmongers, call these bills my
+<i>funds</i>. The Boroughmongers owe some people annuities at three pounds
+for a hundred; some at four pounds for a hundred; some at five pounds
+for a hundred; and these annuities, or debts they call their funds.
+And, Jack, if the Savings Bank people lend them a good parcel of
+money, they will have that money in these debts or funds. They will be
+owners of some of those debts which never will and never can be paid.</p>
+
+<p>But what is this money too in which you are to be<a name='Page_242'></a> paid back again? It
+is no money. It is paper; and though that paper will pass just at this
+time; it will not long pass, I can assure you, Jack. When you have
+worked a fortnight, and get a pound note for it, you set a high value
+upon the note, because it brings you food. But suppose nobody would
+take the note from you. Suppose no one would give you anything in
+exchange for it. You would go back to Farmer Gripe and fling the note
+in his face. You would insist upon real money, and you would get it,
+or you would tear down his house. This is what will happen, Jack, in a
+very short time.</p>
+
+<p>I will explain to you, Jack, how this matter stands. Formerly
+bank-notes were as good as real money, because anybody that had one
+might go at any moment, and get real money for it at the Bank. But now
+the thing is quite changed. The Bank broke some years ago; that is to
+say, it could not pay its notes in real money; and it never has been
+able to do it from that time to this; and what is more, it never can
+do it again. To be sure the paper passes at present. You take it for
+your work, and others take it of you for bread and tea. But the time
+may be, and I believe is, very near at hand, when this paper will not
+pass at all; and then as the Boroughmongers and the Savings Bank
+people have, and can have, no real money, how are you to get your five
+pounds back again?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_243'></a>The bank-notes may be all put down at any moment, if any man of
+talent and resolution choose to put them down; and why may not such a
+man exist, and have the Disposition to put them down? They are now of
+value, as I said before, because they will pass; because people will
+take them and will give victuals and drink for them; but, if nobody
+would give bread and tea and beer for them, would they then be good
+for anything? They are taken because people are pretty sure that they
+can pass them again; but who will take them when he does not think
+that he can pass them again? And I assure you, Jack, that even I
+myself could, before next May-day, do that which would prevent any man
+in England from ever taking a bank-note any more. If you should put
+five pounds into a Savings Bank, therefore, you could, in such case,
+never see a farthing in exchange for it.</p>
+
+<p>This being a matter of so much importance to you, I will clearly
+explain to you how I might easily do the thing. Mind, I do not say
+that I will do the thing. Indeed, I will not; and I do not know any
+one that intends to do it. But I will show you how I <i>might</i> do it;
+because it is right that you should know what a ticklish state your
+poor five pounds will be in if you deposit them in the Savings Bank.</p>
+
+<p>You know, Jack, that <i>forged</i> notes pass till people find them out.
+They keep passing very quietly till they<a name='Page_244'></a> come to the Bank, and there
+being known for forged notes, the man who carries them to the Bank, or
+owns them at the time, loses the amount of them. Suppose now, that Tom
+were to forge a note, and pay it to Dick for a pig. Dick would pay it
+to Bob for some tea. Bob would send it up to London to pay his
+tea-man. The tea-man would send it to the Bank. The Bank would keep
+it, and give him nothing for it. If the tea-man forgot whom he got it
+from, he must lose. If he could prove that he got it from Bob, Bob
+must lose it; and so on; but either Dick or Bob or the tea-man must
+lose it. There must be a loss somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>Now, it is clear that if there were a great quantity of forged notes
+in circulation, people would be afraid to take notes at all; and that
+if this great quantity came out all of a sudden, it would for a while
+put an end to all payments and all trade. And if such great quantity
+can with safety be put out, I leave you to guess, Jack, at the
+situation of your five pounds. I will now show you, then, that I could
+do this myself, and with perfect safety and ease.</p>
+
+<p>I could have made, at a very trifling expense, a million of pounds in
+bank-notes of various amounts. There are fourteen different ways in
+which I could send them to England, and lodge them safely there,
+without the smallest chance of their arrival being known to any soul
+except the man to whom they<a name='Page_245'></a> should be confided. The Banks might
+search and ransack every vessel that arrived from America. They might
+do what they would. They would never detect the cargo!</p>
+
+<p>There they are then, safe in London; a famous stock of bank-notes, so
+well executed that no human being except the Bank people would be able
+to discover the counterfeit. The agent takes a parcel at a time, and
+drops them in the street in the dark. This work he carries on for a
+week or two in such streets as are best calculated for the purpose,
+till he has well stocked the town. He may do the same at Portsmouth
+and other great towns if he please, and he may send off large supplies
+by post.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Jack, suppose you were up at London with your master's waggon.
+You might find a parcel of notes. You would go to the first shop to
+buy your wife a gown and your children some clothes, yourself a hat, a
+greatcoat, and some shoes. The rest you would lay out at shops on the
+road home; for the sooner you got rid of this <i>foundal</i>, the less
+chance of having it taken from you. The shopkeepers would thank you
+for your custom, and your wife's heart would bound with joy.</p>
+
+<p>The notes would travel about most merrily. At last they would come to
+the Bank. The holders would lose them; but you would gain by them. So
+that, upon the whole, there would be no loss, and the maker of the<a name='Page_246'></a>
+notes would have no gain. Others would find, and nearly all would do
+like you. In a few days the notes would find their way to the Bank in
+great numbers, where they would all be stopped. The news would spread
+abroad. The thieftakers would be busy. Every man who had had his note
+stopped at the Bank would alarm his neighbourhood. The country would
+ring with the news. Nobody would take a bank-note. All business would
+be at a stand. The farmers would sell no corn for bank-notes. The
+millers would have nothing else to pay with. No markets, because no
+money. The baker would be able to get no flour. He could sell no
+bread, for nobody would have money to pay him.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, this thing will assuredly take place. Mind, I tell you so. I
+have been right in my predictions on former occasions; and I am not
+wrong now. I beg you to believe me; or, at any rate, to blame yourself
+if you lose by such an event. In the midst of this hubbub what will
+you do? Farmer Gripe will, I daresay, give you something to eat for
+your labour. But what will become of your five pounds? That sum you
+have in the Savings Bank, and as you are to have it out at any time
+when you please, your wife sets off to draw it. The banker gives her a
+five-pound note. She brings it; but nobody will take it of you for a
+pig, for bread, for clothing, or for anything else! And this, Jack,
+will be the fate of all<a name='Page_247'></a> those who shall be weak enough to put their
+money into those banks!</p>
+
+<p>I beg you, Jack, not to rely on the power of the Boroughmongers in
+this case. Anything that is to be done with halters, gags, dungeons,
+bayonets, powder, or ball, they can do a great deal at; but they are
+not conjurers; they are not wizards. They cannot prevent a man from
+dropping bank-notes in the dark; and they cannot make people believe
+in the goodness of that which they must know to be bad. If they could
+hold a sword to every man's breast, they might indeed do something;
+but short of this, nothing that they can do would be of any avail.
+However, the truth is that they, in such case, will have no sword at
+all. An army is a powerful weapon; but an army must be paid. Soldiers
+have been called machines; but they are eating and drinking machines.
+With good food and drink they will go far and do much; but without
+them, they will not stir an inch. And in such a case whence is to come
+the money to pay them? In short, Jack, the Boroughmongers would drop
+down dead, like men in an apoplexy, and you would, as soon as things
+got to rights, have your bread and beer and meat and everything in
+abundance.</p>
+
+<p>The Boroughmongers possess no means of preventing the complete success
+of the dropping plan. If they do, they ought to thank me for giving
+them a warning of their danger; and for telling them that if<a name='Page_248'></a> they do
+prevent the success of such a plan, they are the cleverest fellows in
+this world.</p>
+
+<p>I now, Jack, take my leave of you, hoping that you will not be coaxed
+out of your money, and assuring you that I am your friend,</p>
+
+<p>WM. COBBETT.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;' />
+<h3><a name='Page_249'></a>VII.&mdash;'THE LETTERS OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER'</h3>
+
+<h4>BY SIR WALTER SCOTT</h4>
+
+<p>(<i>To what has been said in the Introduction respecting the </i>Letters of
+Malachi Malagrowther<i> it is only necessary to add that their immediate
+cause was a Bill due to the very commercial crisis which indirectly
+ruined Scott himself, and introduced in the spring of 1826 for
+stopping the note circulation of private banks altogether, while
+limiting that of the Bank of England to notes of &pound;5 and upwards. The
+scheme, which was to extend to the whole of Great Britain, was from
+the first unpopular in Scotland, and Scott plunged into the fray. The
+letters excited or coincided with such violent opposition throughout
+the country that the Bill was limited to England only. As Scott was a
+strong Tory, his friends in the Government, especially Lord Melville
+and Croker (who was officially employed to answer 'Malachi'), were
+rather sore at his action.<a name='Page_250'></a> He defended himself in some spirited
+private letters, which will be found in Lockhart.</i>)</p>
+
+<h3>A LETTER ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY</h3>
+
+<p><i>To the Editor of the Edinburgh Weekly Journal</i></p>
+
+<p>My dear Mr. Journalist&mdash;I am by pedigree a discontented person, so
+that you may throw this letter into the fire, if you have any
+apprehensions of incurring the displeasure of your superiors. I am, in
+fact, the lineal descendant of Sir Mungo Malagrowther, who makes a
+figure in the <i>Fortunes of Nigel</i>, and have retained a reasonable
+proportion of his ill-luck, and, in consequence, of his ill-temper.
+If, therefore, I should chance to appear too warm and poignant in my
+observations, you must impute it to the hasty and peevish humour which
+I derive from my ancestor. But, at the same time, it often happens
+that this disposition leads me to speak useful, though unpleasant
+truths, when more prudent men hold their tongues and eat their
+pudding. A lizard is an ugly and disgusting thing enough; but,
+methinks, if a lizard were to run over my face and awaken me, which is
+said to be their custom when they observe a snake approach a sleeping
+person, I should neither scorn his intimation,<a name='Page_251'></a> nor feel justifiable
+in crushing him to death, merely because he is a filthy little
+abridgment of a crocodile. Therefore, 'for my love, I pray you, wrong
+me not.'</p>
+
+<p>I am old, sir, poor, and peevish, and therefore I may be wrong; but
+when I look back on the last fifteen or twenty years, and more
+especially on the last ten, I think I see my native country of
+Scotland, if it is yet to be called by a title so discriminative,
+falling, so far as its national, or rather, perhaps, I ought now to
+say its <i>provincial</i>, interests are concerned, daily into more
+absolute contempt. Our ancestors were a people of some consideration
+in the councils of the empire. So late as my own younger days, an
+English minister would have paused, even in a favourite measure, if a
+reclamation of national rights had been made by a member for Scotland,
+supported as it uniformly then was, by the voice of her
+representatives and her people. Such ameliorations in our peculiar
+system as were thought necessary, in order that North Britain might
+keep pace with her sister in the advance of improvement, were
+suggested by our own countrymen, persons well acquainted with our
+peculiar system of laws (as different from those of England as from
+those of France), and who knew exactly how to adapt the desired
+alteration to the principle of our legislative enactments, so that the
+whole machine might, as mechanics say, work well<a name='Page_252'></a> and easily. For a
+long time this wholesome check upon innovation, which requires the
+assimilation of a proposed improvement with the general constitution
+of the country to which it has been recommended, and which ensures
+that important point, by stipulating that the measure shall originate
+with those to whom the spirit of the constitution is familiar, has
+been, so far as Scotland is concerned, considerably disused. Those who
+have stepped forward to repair the gradual failure of our
+constitutional system of law, have been persons that, howsoever
+qualified in other respects, have had little further knowledge of its
+construction than could be acquired by a hasty and partial survey,
+taken just before they commenced their labours. Scotland and her laws
+have been too often subjected to the alterations of any person who
+chose to found himself a reputation, by bringing in a bill to cure
+some defect which had never been felt in practice, but which was
+represented as a frightful bugbear to English statesmen, who, wisely
+and judiciously tenacious of the legal practice and principles
+received at home, are proportionally startled at the idea of anything
+abroad which cannot be brought to assimilate with them.</p>
+
+<p>The English seem to have made a compromise with the active tendency to
+innovation, which is one great characteristic of the day. Wise and
+sagacious themselves, they are nervously jealous of innovations<a name='Page_253'></a> in
+their own laws&mdash;<i>Nolumus leges Angliae mutari</i>, is written on the
+skirts of their judicial robes, as the most sacred texts of Scripture
+were inscribed on the phylacteries of the Rabbis. The belief that the
+Common Law of England constitutes the perfection of human reason, is a
+maxim bound upon their foreheads. Law Monks they have been called in
+other respects, and like monks they are devoted to their own Rule, and
+admit no question of its infallibility. There can be no doubt that
+their love of a system, which, if not perfect, has so much in it that
+is excellent, originates in the most praiseworthy feelings. Call it if
+you will the prejudice of education, it is still a prejudice
+honourable in itself, and useful to the public. I only find fault with
+it, because, like the Friars in the Duenna monopolising the bottle,
+these English monks will not tolerate in their lay brethren of the
+north the slightest pretence to a similar feeling.</p>
+
+<p>In England, therefore, no innovation can be proposed affecting the
+administration of justice, without being subjected to the strict
+enquiry of the Guardians of the Law, and afterwards resisted
+pertinaciously, until time and the most mature and reiterated
+discussion shall have proved its utility, nay, its necessity. The old
+saying is still true in all its points&mdash;Touch but a cobweb in
+Westminster Hall, and the old spider will come out in defence of it.
+This caution may<a name='Page_254'></a> sometimes postpone the adoption of useful
+amendments, but it operates to prevent all hasty and experimental
+innovations; and it is surely better that existing evils should be
+endured for some time longer, than that violent remedies should be
+hastily adopted, the unforeseen and unprovided for consequences of
+which are often so much more extensive than those which had been
+foreseen and reckoned upon. An ordinary mason can calculate upon the
+exact gap which will be made by the removal of a corner stone in an
+old building; but what architect, not intimately acquainted with the
+whole edifice, can presume even to guess how much of the structure is,
+or is not, to follow?</p>
+
+<p>The English policy in this respect is a wise one, and we have only to
+wish they would not insist in keeping it all to themselves. But those
+who are most devoted to their own religion have least sympathy for the
+feelings of dissenters; and a spirit of proselytism has of late shown
+itself in England for extending the benefits of their system, in all
+its strength and weakness, to a country which has been hitherto
+flourishing and contented under its own. They adopted the conclusion
+that all English enactments are right; but the system of municipal law
+in Scotland is not English, therefore it is wrong. Under sanction of
+this syllogism, our rulers have indulged and encouraged a spirit of
+experiment and innovation at our expense, which they<a name='Page_255'></a> resist
+obstinately when it is to be carried through at their own risk.</p>
+
+<p>For more than half of last century, this was a practice not to be
+thought of. Scotland was during that period disaffected, in bad
+humour, armed too, and smarting under various irritating
+recollections. This is not the sort of patient for whom an
+experimental legislator chooses to prescribe. There was little chance
+of making Saunders take the patent pill by persuasion&mdash;main force was
+a dangerous argument, and some thought claymores had edges.</p>
+
+<p>This period passed away, a happier one arrived, and Scotland, no
+longer the object of terror, or at least great uneasiness, to the
+British Government, was left from the year 1750 under the guardianship
+of her own institutions, to win her silent way to national wealth and
+consequence. Contempt probably procured for her the freedom from
+interference, which had formerly been granted out of fear; for the
+medical faculty are as slack in attending the garrets of paupers as
+the caverns of robbers. But neglected as she was, and perhaps
+<i>because</i> she was neglected, Scotland, reckoning her progress during
+the space from the close of the American War to the present day, has
+increased her prosperity in a ratio more than five times greater than
+that of her more fortunate and richer sister. She is now worth the
+attention of the learned faculty, and God knows she has had<a name='Page_256'></a> plenty of
+it. She has been bled and purged, spring and fall, and <i>talked</i> into
+courses of physic, for which she had little occasion. She has been of
+late a sort of experimental farm, upon which every political student
+has been permitted to try his theory&mdash;a kind of common property, where
+every juvenile statesman has been encouraged to make his inroads, as
+in Moray land, where, anciently, according to the idea of the old
+Highlanders, all men had a right to take their prey&mdash;a subject in a
+common dissecting room, left to the scalpel of the junior students,
+with the degrading inscription,&mdash;<i>fiat experimentum in corpore vili</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I do not mean to dispute, Sir, that much alteration was necessary in
+our laws, and that much benefit has followed many of the great changes
+which have taken place. I do not mean to deprecate a gradual approach
+to the English system, especially in commercial law. The Jury Court,
+for example, was a fair experiment, in my opinion, cautiously
+introduced as such, and placed under such regulations as might best
+assimilate its forms with those of the existing Supreme Court. I beg,
+therefore, to be considered as not speaking of the alterations
+themselves, but of the apparent hostility towards our municipal
+institutions, as repeatedly manifested in the course of late
+proceedings, tending to force and wrench them into a similarity with
+those of England.</p>
+
+<p>The opinions of our own lawyers, nay, of our<a name='Page_257'></a> Judges, than whom wiser
+and more honourable men never held that character, have been, if
+report speaks true, something too much neglected and controlled in the
+course of these important changes, in which, methinks, they ought to
+have had a leading and primary voice. They have been almost avowedly
+regarded not as persons the best qualified to judge of proposed
+innovations, but as prejudiced men, determined to oppose them, right
+or wrong. The last public Commission was framed on the very principle,
+that if Scotch lawyers were needs to be employed, a sufficient number
+of these should consist of gentlemen, who, whatever their talents and
+respectability might be in other respects, had been too long estranged
+from the study of Scottish law to retain any accurate recollection of
+an abstruse science, or any decided partiality for its technical
+forms. This was done avowedly for the purpose of evading the natural
+partiality of the Scottish Judges and practitioners to their own
+system; that partiality which the English themselves hold so sacred a
+feeling in their own Judges and Counsel learned in the law. I am not,
+I repeat, complaining of the result of the Commissions, but of the
+spirit in which the alterations were undertaken. Unquestionably much
+was done in brushing up and improving the old machinery of Scottish
+Law Courts, and in making it move more rapidly, though scarce, I
+think, more correctly than before. Dispatch has<a name='Page_258'></a> been much attended
+to. But it may be ultimately found that the timepiece which runs
+fastest does not intimate the hour most accurately. At all events, the
+changes have been made and established&mdash;there let them rest. And had
+I, Malachi Malagrowther, the sole power to-morrow of doing so, I would
+not restore the old forms of judicial proceedings; because I hold the
+constitution of Courts of Justice too serious matters to be put back
+or forward at pleasure, like a boy's first watch, merely for
+experiment's sake.</p>
+
+<p>What I <i>do</i> complain of is the general spirit of slight and dislike
+manifested to our national establishments by those of the sister
+country who are so very zealous in defending their own; and not less
+do I complain of their jealousy of the opinions of those who cannot
+but be much better acquainted than they, both with the merits and
+deficiencies of the system, which hasty and imperfectly informed
+judges have shown themselves so anxious to revolutionise.</p>
+
+<p>There is no explanation to be given of this but one&mdash;namely, the
+entire conviction and belief of our English brethren that the true
+Themis is worshipped in Westminster Hall, and that her adorers cannot
+be too zealous in her service; while she, whose image an ingenious
+artist has depicted balancing herself upon a <i>tee-totum</i> on the
+southern window of the Parliament House of Edinburgh, is a mere
+idol,&mdash;a Diana of Ephesus,&mdash;whom her votaries worship, either because<a name='Page_259'></a>
+her shrine brings great gain to the craftsmen, or out of an ignorant
+and dotard superstition, which induces them to prefer the old Scottish
+<i>Mumpsimus</i> to the modern English <i>Sumpsimus</i>. Now, this is not fair
+construction in our friends, whose intentions in our behalf, we allow,
+are excellent, but who certainly are scarcely entitled to beg the
+question at issue without inquiry or discussion, or to treat us as the
+Spaniards treated the Indians, whom they massacred for worshipping the
+image of the Sun, while they themselves bowed down to that of the
+Virgin Mary. Even Queen Elizabeth was contented with the evasive
+answer of Melville, when hard pressed with the trying question,
+whether Queen Mary or she were the fairest. We are willing, in the
+spirit of that answer, to say that the Themis of Westminster Hall is
+the best fitted to preside over the administration of the larger, and
+more fertile country of beef and pudding; while she of the tee-totum
+(placed in that precarious position, we presume, to express her
+instability, since these new lights were struck out) claims a more
+limited but equally respectful homage, within her ancient
+jurisdiction&mdash;<i>sua paupera regna</i>&mdash;the Land of Cakes. If this
+compromise does not appease the ardour of our brethren for converting
+us to English forms and fashions, we must use the scriptural question,
+&quot;Who hath required these things at your hands?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The inquiries and result of another Commission<a name='Page_260'></a> are too much to the
+purpose to be suppressed. The object was to investigate the conduct of
+the Revenue Boards in Ireland and Scotland. In the former, it is well
+known, great mismanagement was discovered; for Pat, poor fellow, had
+been playing the loon to a considerable extent. In Scotland, <i>not a
+shadow of abuse prevailed</i>. You would have thought, Mr. Journalist,
+that the Irish Boards would have been reformed in some shape, and the
+Scotch Establishments honourably acquitted, and suffered to continue
+on the footing of independence which they had so long enjoyed, and of
+which they had proved themselves so worthy. Not so, sir. The Revenue
+Boards, in both countries, underwent exactly the same regulation, were
+deprived of their independent consequence, and placed under the
+superintendence of English control; the innocent and the guilty being
+treated in every respect alike. Now, on the side of Scotland, this was
+like Trinculo losing his bottle in the pool&mdash;there was not only
+dishonour in the thing, but an infinite loss.</p>
+
+<p>I have heard two reasons suggested for this indiscriminating
+application of punishment to the innocent and to the culpable.</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, it was honestly confessed that Ireland would never
+have quietly submitted to the indignity offered to her, unless poor
+inoffensive Scotland had been included in the regulation. The Green
+Isle, it seems, was of the mind of a celebrated lady of quality,<a name='Page_261'></a> who,
+being about to have a decayed tooth drawn, refused to submit to the
+operation till she had seen the dentist extract a sound and
+serviceable grinder from the jaws of her waiting-woman&mdash;and her humour
+was to be gratified. The lady was a termagant dame&mdash;the wench a
+tame-spirited simpleton&mdash;the dentist an obliging operator&mdash;and the
+teeth of both were drawn accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>This gratification of his humours is gained by Pat's being up with the
+pike and shillelagh on any or no occasion. God forbid Scotland should
+retrograde towards such a state&mdash;much better that the Deil, as in
+Burns's song, danced away with the whole excisemen in the country. We
+do not want to hear her prate of her number of millions of men, and
+her old military exploits. We had better remain in union with England,
+even at the risk of becoming a subordinate species of Northumberland,
+as far as national consequence is concerned, than remedy ourselves by
+even hinting the possibility of a rupture. But there is no harm in
+wishing Scotland to have just so much ill-nature, according to her own
+proverb, as may keep her good-nature from being abused; so much
+national spirit as may determine her to stand by her own rights,
+conducting her assertion of them with every feeling of respect and
+amity toward England.</p>
+
+<p>The other reason alleged for this equal distribution of <i>punishment</i>,
+as if it had been the influence of the<a name='Page_262'></a> common sun, or the general
+rain, to the just and the unjust, was one which is extremely
+predominant at present with our Ministers&mdash;the <i>necessity</i> of
+<i>Uniformity</i> in all such cases; and the consideration what an awkward
+thing it would be to have a Board of Excise or Customs remaining
+independent in the one country, solely because they had, without
+impeachment, discharged their duty; while the same establishment was
+cashiered in another, for no better reason than that it had been
+misused.</p>
+
+<p>This reminds us of an incident, said to have befallen at the Castle of
+Glammis, when these venerable towers were inhabited by a certain old
+Earl of Strathmore, who was as great an admirer of uniformity as the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer could have desired. He and his gardener
+directed all in the garden and pleasure grounds upon the ancient
+principle of exact correspondence between the different parts, so that
+each alley had its brother; a principle which, renounced by gardeners,
+is now adopted by statesmen. It chanced once upon a time that a fellow
+was caught committing some petty theft, and, being taken in the
+manner, was sentenced by the Bailie Macwheeble of the jurisdiction to
+stand for a certain time in the baronial pillory, called the <i>jougs</i>,
+being a collar and chain, one of which contrivances was attached to
+each side of the portal of the great avenue which led to the castle.
+The thief was turned over accordingly to the<a name='Page_263'></a> gardener, as
+ground-officer, to see the punishment duly inflicted. When the Thane
+of Glammis returned from his morning ride, he was surprised to find
+both sides of the gateway accommodated each with a prisoner, like a
+pair of heraldic supporters, <i>chained</i> and <i>collared proper</i>. He asked
+the gardener, whom he found watching the place of punishment, as his
+duty required, whether another delinquent had been detected? &quot;No, my
+Lord,&quot; said the gardener, in the tone of a man excellently well
+satisfied with himself,&mdash;&quot;but I thought the single fellow looked very
+awkward standing on one side of the gateway, so I gave half a crown to
+one of the labourers to stand on the other side for <i>uniformity's
+sake</i>.&quot; This is exactly a case in point, and probably the only one
+which can be found&mdash;with this sole difference, that I do not hear that
+the members of the Scottish Revenue Board got any boon for standing in
+the pillory with those of Ireland&mdash;for uniformity's sake.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, sir, I come to this business of extending the provisions of
+the Bill prohibiting the issue of notes under five pounds to Scotland,
+in six months after the period that the regulation shall be adopted in
+England.</p>
+
+<p>I am not about to enter upon the question which so much agitates
+speculative writers upon the wealth of nations, or attempt to discuss
+what proportion of the precious metals ought to be detained within a
+country; what are the best means of keeping it there; or to<a name='Page_264'></a> what
+extent the want of specie can be supplied by paper credit: I will not
+ask if a poor man can be made a rich one, by compelling him to buy a
+service of plate, instead of the delf ware which served his turn.
+These are questions I am not adequate to solve. But I beg leave to
+consider the question in a practical point of view, and to refer
+myself entirely to experience.</p>
+
+<p>I assume, without much hazard of contradiction, that Banks have
+existed in Scotland for near one hundred and twenty years&mdash;that they
+have flourished, and the country has flourished with them&mdash;and that
+during the last fifty years particularly, provincial Banks, or
+branches of the principal established and chartered Banks, have
+gradually extended themselves in almost every Lowland district in
+Scotland; that the notes, and especially the small notes, which they
+distribute, entirely supply the demand for a medium of currency; and
+that the system has so completely expelled gold from the country of
+Scotland, that you never by any chance espy a guinea there, unless in
+the purse of an accidental stranger, or in the coffers of these Banks
+themselves. This is granting the facts of the case as broadly as can
+be asked.</p>
+
+<p>It is not less unquestionable that the consequence of this Banking
+system, as conducted in Scotland, has been attended with the greatest
+advantage to the country. The facility which it has afforded to the
+industrious and enterprising agriculturalist or manufacturer, as well
+as<a name='Page_265'></a> to the trustees of the public in executing national works, has
+converted Scotland from a poor, miserable, and barren country, into
+one, where, if nature has done less, art and industry have done more,
+than in perhaps any country in Europe, England herself not excepted.
+Through means of the credit which this system has afforded, roads have
+been made, bridges built, and canals dug, opening up to reciprocal
+communication the most sequestered districts of the
+country&mdash;manufactures have been established, unequalled in extent or
+success&mdash;wastes have been converted into productive farms&mdash;the
+productions of the earth for human use have been multiplied
+twentyfold, while the wealth of the rich and the comforts of the poor
+have been extended in the same proportion. And all this in a country
+where the rigour of the climate, and sterility of the soil, seem
+united to set improvement at defiance. Let those who remember Scotland
+forty years since, bear witness if I speak truth or falsehood.</p>
+
+<p>There is no doubt that this change has been produced by the facilities
+of procuring credit, which the Scottish Banks held forth, both by
+discounting bills, and by granting cash-accounts. Every undertaking of
+consequence, whether by the public or by individuals, has been carried
+on by such means; at least exceptions are extremely rare.</p>
+
+<p>There is as little doubt that the Banks could not have furnished these
+necessary funds of cash, without<a name='Page_266'></a> enjoying the reciprocal advantage of
+their own notes being circulated in consequence, and by means of the
+accommodation thus afforded. It is not to be expected that every
+undertaking which the system enabled speculators or adventurers to
+commence, should be well-judged, attentively carried on, or successful
+in issue. Imprudence in some cases, misfortune in others, have had
+their usual quantity of victims. But in Scotland, as elsewhere, it has
+happened in many instances that improvements, which turned out ruinous
+to those who undertook them, have, notwithstanding, themselves
+ultimately produced the most beneficial advantages to the country,
+which derived in such instances an addition to its general prosperity,
+even from the undertakings which had proved destructive to the private
+fortune of the projectors.</p>
+
+<p>Not only did the Banks dispersed throughout Scotland afford the means
+of bringing the country to an unexpected and almost marvellous degree
+of prosperity, but in no considerable instance, save one, have their
+own over-speculating undertakings been the means of interrupting that
+prosperity. The solitary exception was the undertaking called the Ayr
+Bank, rashly entered into by a large body of country gentlemen and
+others, unacquainted with commercial affairs, and who had moreover the
+misfortune not only to set out on false principles, but to get false
+rogues for their principal agents and managers. The fall<a name='Page_267'></a> of this Bank
+brought much calamity on the country; but two things are remarkable in
+its history: First, that under its too prodigal, yet beneficial
+influence, a fine county (that of Ayr) was converted from a desert
+into a fertile land. Secondly, that, though at a distant interval, the
+Ayr Bank paid all its engagements, and the loss only fell on the
+original stockholders. The warning was, however, a terrible one, and
+has been so well attended to in Scotland, that very few attempts seem
+to have been afterwards made to establish Banks prematurely&mdash;that is,
+where the particular district was not in such an advanced state as to
+require the support of additional credit; for in every such case, it
+was judiciously foreseen, the forcing a capital on the district could
+only lead to wild speculation, instead of supporting solid and
+promising undertakings.</p>
+
+<p>The character and condition of the persons pursuing the profession
+ought to be noticed, however slightly. The Bankers of Scotland have
+been, generally speaking, <i>good</i> men, in the mercantile phrase,
+showing, by the wealth of which they have died possessed, that their
+credit was sound; and <i>good</i> men also, many of them eminently so, in
+the more extensive and better sense of the word, manifesting, by the
+excellence of their character, the fairness of the means by which
+their riches were acquired. There may have been, among so numerous a
+body, men of a different character, fishers in troubled waters,
+capitalists who sought gain<a name='Page_268'></a> not by the encouragement of fair trade
+and honest industry, but by affording temporary fuel to rashness or
+avarice. But the number of upright traders in the profession has
+narrowed the means of mischief which such Christian Shylocks would
+otherwise have possessed. There was loss, there was discredit, in
+having recourse to such characters, when honest wants could be fairly
+supplied by upright men, and on liberal terms. Such reptiles have been
+confined in Scotland to batten upon their proper prey of folly, and
+feast, like worms, on the corruption in which they are bred.</p>
+
+<p>Since the period of the Ayr Bank, now near half a century, I recollect
+very few instances of Banking Companies issuing notes which have
+become insolvent. One, about thirty years since, was the Merchant Bank
+of Stirling, which never was in high credit, having been known almost
+at the time of its commencement by the odious nickname of <i>Black in
+the West</i>. Another was within these ten years, the East Lothian
+Banking Company, whose affairs had been very ill conducted by a
+villainous manager. In both cases, the notes were paid up in full. In
+the latter case, they were taken up by one of the most respectable
+houses in Edinburgh; so that all current engagements were paid without
+the least check to the circulation of their notes, or inconvenience to
+poor or rich, who happened to have them in possession. The Union Bank
+of Falkirk also became insolvent<a name='Page_269'></a> within these fifteen years, but paid
+up its engagements without much loss to the creditors. Other cases
+there may have occurred, not coming within my recollection; but I
+think none which made any great sensation, or could at all affect the
+general confidence of the country in the stability of the system. None
+of these bankruptcies excited much attention, or, as we have seen,
+caused any considerable loss.</p>
+
+<p>In the present unhappy commercial distress, I have always heard and
+understood that the Scottish Banks have done all in their power to
+alleviate the evils which came thickening on the country; and far from
+acting illiberally, that they have come forward to support the
+tottering credit of the commercial world with a frankness which
+augured the most perfect confidence in their own resources. We have
+heard of only one provincial Bank being even for a moment in the
+predicament of suspicion; and of that copartnery the funds and credit
+were so well understood, that their correspondents in Edinburgh, as in
+the case of the East Lothian Bank formerly mentioned, at once
+guaranteed the payment of their notes, and saved the public even from
+momentary agitation, and individuals from the possibility of distress.
+I ask what must be the stability of a system of credit of which such
+an universal earthquake could not displace or shake even the slightest
+individual portion?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_270'></a>Thus stands the case in Scotland; and it is clear any restrictive
+enactment affecting the Banking system, or their mode of issuing
+notes, must be adopted in consequence of evils, operating elsewhere
+perhaps, but certainly unknown in this country.</p>
+
+<p>In England, unfortunately, things have been very different, and the
+insolvency of many provincial Banking Companies, of the most
+established reputation for stability, has greatly distressed the
+country, and alarmed London itself, from the necessary reaction of
+their misfortunes upon their correspondents in the capital.</p>
+
+<p>I do not think, sir, that the advocate of Scotland is called upon to
+go further, in order to plead an exemption from any experiment which
+England may think proper to try to cure her own malady, than to say
+such malady does not exist in her jurisdiction. It is surely enough to
+plead, 'We are well, our pulse and complexion prove it&mdash;let those who
+are sick take physic.' But the opinion of the English Ministers is
+widely different; for, granting our premisses, they deny our
+conclusion.</p>
+
+<p>The peculiar humour of a friend, whom I lost some years ago, is the
+only one I recollect, which jumps precisely with the reasoning of the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. My friend was an old Scottish laird, a
+bachelor and a humorist&mdash;wealthy, convivial, and hospitable, and of
+course having always plenty of<a name='Page_271'></a> company about him. He had a regular
+custom of swallowing every night in the world one of Dr. Anderson's
+pills, for which reasons may be readily imagined. But it is not so
+easy to account for his insisting on every one of his guests taking
+the same medicine, and whether it was by way of patronising the
+medicine, which is in some sense a national receipt, or whether the
+mischievous old wag amused himself with anticipating the scenes of
+delicate embarrassment, which the dispensation sometimes produced in
+the course of the night, I really cannot even guess. What is equally
+strange, he pressed the request with a sort of eloquence which
+succeeded with every guest. No man escaped, though there were few who
+did not make resistance. His powers of persuasion would have been
+invaluable to a minister of state. 'What! not one <i>Leetle Anderson</i>,
+to oblige your friend, your host, your entertainer! He had taken one
+himself&mdash;he would take another, if you pleased&mdash;surely what was good
+for his complaint must of course be beneficial to yours?' It was in
+vain you pleaded your being perfectly well,&mdash;your detesting the
+medicine,&mdash;your being certain it would not agree with you&mdash;none of the
+apologies were received as valid. You might be warm, pathetic or
+sulky, fretful or patient, grave or serious in testifying your
+repugnance, but you were equally a doomed man; escape was impossible.
+Your host was in his turn eloquent,&mdash;authoritative,&mdash;facetious,
+&mdash;argumentative,&mdash;precatory,&mdash;pathetic, <a name='Page_272'></a>above all, pertinacious. No
+guest was known to escape the <i>Leetle Anderson</i>. The last time I
+experienced the laird's hospitality there were present at the evening
+meal the following catalogue of guests:&mdash;a Bond-street dandy, of the most
+brilliant water, drawn thither by the temptation of grouse-shooting&mdash;a
+writer from the neighbouring borough (the lairds <i>doer</i>, I
+believe),&mdash;two country lairds, men of reserved and stiff habits&mdash;three
+sheep-farmers, as stiff-necked and stubborn as their own haltered
+rams&mdash;and I, Malachi Malagrowther, not facile or obvious to persuasion.
+There was also the Esculapius of the vicinity&mdash;one who gave, but
+elsewhere was never known to <i>take</i> medicine. All succumbed&mdash;each took,
+after various degrees of resistance according to his peculiar fashion,
+his own <i>Leetle Anderson</i>. The doer took a brace. On the event I
+am silent. None had reason to congratulate himself on his complaisance.
+The laird has slept with his ancestors for some years, remembered
+sometimes with a smile on account of his humorous eccentricities, always
+with a sigh when his surviving friends and neighbours reflect on his
+kindliness and genuine beneficence. I have only to add that I hope he
+has not bequeathed to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, otherwise so
+highly gifted, his invincible powers of persuading folks to take
+medicine, which their constitutions do not require.</p>
+
+<p>Have I argued my case too high in supposing that<a name='Page_273'></a> the present intended
+legislative enactment is as inapplicable to Scotland as a pair of
+elaborate knee-buckles would be to the dress of a kilted Highlander? I
+think not.</p>
+
+<p>I understand Lord Liverpool and the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+distinctly to have admitted the fact, that no distress whatever had
+originated in Scotland from the present issuing of small notes of the
+bankers established there, whether provincial in the strict sense, or
+sent abroad by branches of the larger establishments settled in the
+metropolis. No proof can be desired better than the admission of the
+adversary.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, we have been positively informed by the newspapers that
+Ministers see no reason why any law adopted on this subject should not
+be imperative over all his Majesty's dominions, including Scotland,
+<i>for uniformity's sake</i>. In my opinion they might as well make a law
+that the Scotsman, for uniformity's sake, should not eat oatmeal,
+because it is found to give Englishmen the heartburn. If an ordinance
+prohibiting the oatcake, can be accompanied with a regulation capable
+of being enforced, that in future, for uniformity's sake, our moors
+and uplands shall henceforth bear the purest wheat, I for one have no
+objection to the regulation. But till Ben Nevis be level with
+Norfolkshire, though the natural wants of the two nations may be the
+same, the extent of these wants, natural or commercial, and the mode
+of supplying<a name='Page_274'></a> them, must be widely different, let the rule of
+uniformity be as absolute as it will. The nation which cannot raise
+wheat, must be allowed to eat oat-bread; the nation which is too poor
+to retain a circulating medium of the precious metals, must be
+permitted to supply its place with paper credit; otherwise, they must
+go without food, and without currency.</p>
+
+<p>If I were called on, Mr. Journalist, I think I could give some reasons
+why the system of banking which has been found well adapted for
+Scotland is not proper for England, and why there is no reason for
+inflicting upon us the intended remedy; in other words, why this
+political balsam of Fierabras which is to relieve Don Quixote, may
+have a great chance to poison Sancho. With this view, I will mention
+briefly some strong points of distinction affecting the comparative
+credit of the banks in England and in Scotland; and they seem to
+furnish, to one inexperienced in political economies (upon the
+transcendental doctrines of which so much stress is now laid), very
+satisfactory reasons for the difference which is not denied to exist
+betwixt the effects of the same general system in different countries.</p>
+
+<p>In Scotland, almost all Banking Companies consist of a considerable
+number of persons, many of them men of landed property, whose landed
+estates, with the burthens legally affecting them, may be learned from
+the records, for the expense of a few shillings; so that<a name='Page_275'></a> all the
+world knows, or may know, the general basis on which their credit
+rests, and the extent of real property, which, independent of their
+personal means, is responsible for their commercial engagements. In
+most banking establishments this fund of credit is considerable, in
+others immense; especially in those where the shares are numerous, and
+are held in small proportions, many of them by persons of landed
+estates, whose fortunes, however large, and however small their share
+of stock, must all be liable to the engagements of the Bank. In
+England, as I believe, the number of the partners engaged in a banking
+concern cannot exceed five; and though of late years their landed
+property has been declared subject to be attacked by their commercial
+creditors, yet no one can learn, without incalculable trouble, the
+real value of that land, or with what mortgages it is burthened. Thus,
+<i>c&aelig;teris paribus</i>, the English banker cannot make his solvency
+manifest to the public, therefore cannot expect, or receive, the same
+unlimited trust, which is willingly and securely reposed in those of
+the same profession in Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, the circulation of the Scottish bank-notes is free and
+unlimited; an advantage arising from their superior degree of credit.
+They pass without a shadow of objection through the whole limits of
+Scotland, and, though they cannot be legally tendered, are current
+nearly as far as York in England. Those of English Banking Companies
+seldom extend beyond a very<a name='Page_276'></a> limited horizon: in two or three stages
+from the place where they are issued, many of them are objected to,
+and give perpetual trouble to any traveller who has happened to take
+them in change on the road. Even the most creditable provincial notes
+never approach London in a free tide&mdash;never circulate like blood to
+the heart, and from thence to the extremities, but are current within
+a limited circle; often, indeed, so very limited, that the notes
+issued in the morning, to use an old simile, fly out like pigeons from
+the dovecot, and are sure to return in the evening to the spot which
+they have left at break of day.</p>
+
+<p>Owing to these causes, and others which I forbear mentioning, the
+profession of provincial Bankers in England is limited in its regular
+profits, and uncertain in its returns, to a degree unknown in
+Scotland; and is, therefore, more apt to be adopted in the South by
+men of sanguine hopes and bold adventure (both frequently
+disproportioned to the extent of their capital), who sink in mines or
+other hazardous speculations the funds which their banking credit
+enables them to command, and deluge the country with notes, which, on
+some unhappy morning, are found not worth a penny&mdash;as those to whom
+the foul fiend has given apparent treasures are said in due time to
+discover they are only pieces of slate.</p>
+
+<p>I am aware it may be urged that the restrictions imposed on those
+English provincial Banks are<a name='Page_277'></a> necessary to secure the supremacy of the
+Bank of England; on the same principle on which dogs, kept near the
+purlieus of a royal forest, were anciently lamed by the cutting off of
+one of the claws, to prevent their interfering with the royal sport.
+This is a very good regulation for England, for what I know; but why
+should the Scottish institutions, which do not, and cannot interfere
+with the influence of the Bank of England, be put on a level with
+those of which such jealousy is, justly or unjustly, entertained? We
+receive no benefit from that immense establishment, which, like a
+great oak, overshadows England from Tweed to Cornwall. Why should our
+national plantations be cut down or cramped for the sake of what
+affords us neither shade nor shelter, and which, besides, can take no
+advantage by the injury done to us? Why should we be subjected to a
+monopoly from which we derive no national benefit?</p>
+
+<p>I have only to add that Scotland has not felt the slightest
+inconvenience from the want of specie, nay, that it has never been in
+request among them. A tradesman will take a guinea more unwillingly
+than a note of the same value&mdash;to the peasant the coin is unknown. No
+one ever wishes for specie save when upon a journey to England. In
+occasional runs upon particular houses, the notes of other Banking
+Companies have always been the value asked for&mdash;no holder of these
+notes ever demanded specie. The<a name='Page_278'></a> credit of one establishment might be
+doubted for the time&mdash;that of the general system was never brought
+into question. Even avarice, the most suspicious of passions, has in
+no instance I ever heard of, desired to compose her hoards by an
+accumulation of the precious metals. The confidence in the credit of
+our ordinary medium has not been doubted even in the dreams of the
+most irritable and jealous of human passions.</p>
+
+<p>All these considerations are so obvious that a statesman so acute as
+Mr. Robinson must have taken them in at the first glance, and must at
+the same time have deemed them of no weight, compared with the
+necessary conformity between the laws of the two kingdoms. I must,
+therefore, speak to the justice of this point of uniformity.</p>
+
+<p>Sir, my respected ancestor, Sir Mungo, when he had the distinguished
+honour to be <i>whipping</i>, or rather <i>whipped boy</i>, to his Majesty King
+James the Sixth of gracious memory, was always, in virtue of his
+office, scourged when the king deserved flogging; and the same
+equitable rule seems to distinguish the conduct of Government towards
+Scotland, as one of the three United Kingdoms. If Pat is guilty of
+peculation, Sister Peg loses her Boards of Revenue&mdash;if John Bull's
+cashiers mismanage his money-matters, those who have conducted Sister
+Margaret's to their own great honour, and her no less advantage, must<a name='Page_279'></a>
+be deprived of the power of serving her in future; at least that power
+must be greatly restricted and limited.</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'Quidquid delirant reges plectuntur Achivi.' </p></div>
+
+<p>That is to say, if our superiors of England and Ireland eat sour
+grapes, the Scottish teeth must be set on edge as well as their own.
+An uniformity in benefits may be well&mdash;an uniformity in penal
+measures, towards the innocent and the guilty, in prohibitory
+regulations, whether necessary or not, seems harsh law, and worse
+justice.</p>
+
+<p>This levelling system, not equitable in itself, is infinitely unjust,
+if a story, often told by my poor old grandfather, was true, which I
+own I am inclined to doubt. The old man, sir, had learned in his
+youth, or dreamed in his dotage, that Scotland had become an integral
+part of England,&mdash;not in right of conquest, or rendition, or through
+any right of inheritance&mdash;but in virtue of a solemn Treaty of Union.
+Nay, so distinct an idea had he of this supposed Treaty, that he used
+to recite one of its articles to this effect:&mdash;'That the laws in use
+within the kingdom of Scotland, do, after the Union, remain in the
+same force as before, but alterable by the Parliament of Great
+Britain, with this difference between the laws concerning public
+right, policy, and civil government, and those which concern private
+right, that the former may be made the same through the whole<a name='Page_280'></a> United
+Kingdom; but that no alteration be made on laws which concern private
+right, <i>excepting for the evident utility of the subjects within
+Scotland</i>.' When the old gentleman came to the passage, which you will
+mark in italics, he always clenched his fist, and exclaimed, 'Nemo me
+impune lacessit!' which, I presume, are words belonging to the black
+art, since there is no one in the Modern Athens conjuror enough to
+understand their meaning, or at least to comprehend the spirit of the
+sentiment which my grandfather thought they conveyed.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot help thinking, sir, that if there had been any truth in my
+grandfather's story, some Scottish member would, on the late occasion,
+have informed the Chancellor of the Exchequer, that, in virtue of this
+Treaty, it was no sufficient reason for innovating upon the private
+rights of Scotsmen in a most tender and delicate point, merely that
+the Right Honourable Gentleman saw no reason why the same law should
+not be current through the whole of his Majesty's dominions; and that,
+on the contrary, it was incumbent upon him to go a step further, and
+to show that the alteration proposed <i>was</i> for the EVIDENT UTILITY <i>of
+the subjects within Scotland</i>,&mdash;a proposition disavowed by the Right
+Honourable Gentleman's candid admission, as well as by that of the
+Prime Minister, and contradicted in every circumstance by the actual
+state of the case.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_281'></a>Methinks, sir, our 'Chosen Five and Forty,' supposing they had bound
+themselves to Ministers by such oaths of silence and obedience as are
+taken by Carthusian friars, must have had free-will and speech to
+express their sentiments, had they been possessed of so irrefragable
+an argument in such a case of extremity. The sight of a father's life
+in danger is said to have restored the power of language to the dumb;
+and truly, the necessary defence of the rights of our native country
+is not, or at least ought not to be, a less animating motive. Lord
+Lauderdale almost alone interfered, and procured, to his infinite
+honour, a delay of six months in the extension of this act,&mdash;a sort of
+reprieve from the southern <i>jougs</i>,&mdash;by which we may have some chance
+of profiting, if, during the interval, we can show ourselves true
+Scotsmen, by some better proof than merely by being 'wise behind the
+hand.'</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, sir, I would have this old Treaty searched for,
+and should it be found to be still existing, I think it decides the
+question. For, how can it be possible that it should be for the
+'evident utility' of Scotland to alter her laws of private right, to
+the total subversion of a system under which she is admitted to have
+flourished for a century, and which has never within North Britain
+been attended with the inconveniences charged against it in the sister
+country, where, by the way, it never existed? Even if the old<a name='Page_282'></a>
+parchment should be voted obsolete, there would be some satisfaction
+in having it looked out and preserved&mdash;not in the Register-Office, or
+Advocates' Library, where it might awaken painful recollections&mdash;but
+in the Museum of the Antiquaries, where, with the Solemn League and
+Covenant, the Letter of the Scottish Nobles to the Pope on the
+independence of their country, and other antiquated documents, once
+held in reverence, it might silently contract dust, yet remain to bear
+witness that such things had been.</p>
+
+<p>I earnestly hope, however, that an international league of such
+importance may still be found obligatory on both the <i>high</i> and the
+<i>low</i> contracting parties; on that which has the power, and apparently
+the will, to break it, as well as on the weaker nation, who cannot,
+without incurring still worse, and more miserable consequences, oppose
+aggression, otherwise than by invoking the faith of treaties, and the
+national honour of Old England.</p>
+
+<p>In the second place, all ranks and bodies of men in North Britain (for
+all are concerned, the poor as well as the rich) should express by
+petition their sense of the injustice which is offered to the country,
+and the distress which will probably be the necessary consequence.
+Without the power of issuing their own notes the Banks cannot supply
+the manufacturer with that credit which enables him to pay his
+workmen, and wait his return; or accommodate the farmer<a name='Page_283'></a> with that
+fund which makes it easy for him to discharge his rent, and give wages
+to his labourers, while in the act of performing expensive operations
+which are to treble or quadruple the produce of his farm. The trustees
+on the high-roads and other public works, so ready to stake their
+personal credit for carrying on public improvements, will no longer
+possess the power of raising funds by doing so. The whole existing
+state of credit is to be altered from top to bottom, and Ministers are
+silent on any remedy which such a state of things would imperiously
+require.</p>
+
+<p>These are subjects worth struggling for, and rather of more importance
+than generally come before County Meetings. The English legislature
+seems inclined to stultify our Law Authorities in their department;
+but let us at least try if they will listen to the united voice of a
+Nation in matters which so intimately concern its welfare, that almost
+every man must have formed a judgment on the subject, from something
+like personal experience. For my part, I cannot doubt the result.</p>
+
+<p>Times are undoubtedly different from those of Queen Anne, when, Dean
+Swift having in a political pamphlet passed some sarcasms on the
+Scottish nation, as a poor and fierce people, the Scythians of
+Britain,&mdash;the Scottish peers, headed by the Duke of Argyll, went in
+a body to the ministers, and<a name='Page_284'></a> compelled them to disown the sentiments
+which had been expressed by their partisan, and offer a reward of
+three hundred pounds for the author of the libel, well known to be the
+best advocate and most intimate friend of the existing administration.
+They demanded also that the printer and publisher should be prosecuted
+before the House of Peers; and Harley, however unwillingly, was
+obliged to yield to their demand.</p>
+
+<p>In the celebrated case of Porteous, the English legislature saw
+themselves compelled to desist from vindictive measures, on account of
+a gross offence committed in the metropolis of Scotland. In that of
+the Roman Catholic bill they yielded to the voice of the Scottish
+people, or rather of the Scottish mob, and declared the proposed
+alteration of the law should not extend to North Britain. The cases
+were different, in point of merit, though the Scots were successful in
+both. In the one, a boon of clemency was extorted; in the other,
+concession was an act of decided weakness. But ought the present
+administration of Great Britain to show less deference to our
+temperate and general remonstrance on a matter concerning ourselves
+only, than their predecessors did to the passions, and even the
+ill-founded and unjust prejudices, of our ancestors?</p>
+
+<p>Times, indeed, have changed since those days, and circumstances also.
+We are no longer a poor,<a name='Page_285'></a> that is, so <i>very poor</i> a country and
+people; and as we have increased in wealth, we have become somewhat
+poorer in spirit, and more loath to incur displeasure by contests upon
+mere etiquette, or national prejudice. But we have some grounds to
+plead for favour with England. We have borne our pecuniary impositions
+during a long war, with a patience the more exemplary, as they lay
+heavier on us from our comparative want of means&mdash;our blood has flowed
+as freely as that of England or of Ireland&mdash;our lives and fortunes
+have become unhesitatingly devoted to the defence of the empire&mdash;our
+loyalty as warmly and willingly displayed towards the person of our
+Sovereign. We have consented with submission, if not with
+cheerfulness, to reductions and abolitions of public offices, required
+for the good of the state at large, but which must affect materially
+the condition, and even the respectability, of our overburthened
+aristocracy. We have in every respect conducted ourselves as good and
+faithful subjects of the general empire.</p>
+
+<p>We do not boast of these things as actual merits; but they are at
+least duties discharged, and in an appeal to men of honour and of
+judgment, must entitle us to be heard with patience, and even
+deference, on the management of our own affairs, if we speak
+unanimously, lay aside party feeling, and use the voice of one leaf of
+the holy Trefoil,&mdash;one distinct and component part of the United
+Kingdoms.</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_286'></a>Let no consideration deter us from pleading our own cause temperately
+but firmly, and we shall certainly receive a favourable audience. Even
+our acquisition of a little wealth, which might abate our courage on
+other occasions, should invigorate us to unanimous perseverance at the
+present crisis, when the very source of our national prosperity is
+directly, though unwittingly, struck at. Our plaids are, I trust, not
+yet sunk into Jewish gaberdines, to be wantonly spit upon; nor are we
+yet bound to 'receive the insult with a patient shrug.' But exertion
+is now demanded on other accounts than those of mere honourable
+punctilio. Misers themselves will struggle in defence of their
+property, though tolerant of all aggressions by which that is not
+threatened. Avarice herself, however mean-spirited, will rouse to
+defend the wealth she possesses, and preserve the means of gaining
+more. Scotland is now called upon to rally in defence of the sources
+of her national improvement, and the means of increasing it; upon
+which, as none are so much concerned in the subject, none can be such
+competent judges as Scotsmen themselves.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot believe so generous a people as the English, so wise an
+administration as the present, will disregard our humble
+remonstrances, merely because they are made in the form of peaceful
+entreaty, and not <i>secundum perfervidum ingenium<a name='Page_287'></a> Scotorum</i>, with
+'durk and pistol at our belt.' It would be a dangerous lesson to teach
+the empire at large, that threats can extort what is not yielded to
+reasonable and respectful remonstrance.</p>
+
+<p>But this is not all. The principle of 'uniformity of laws,' if not
+manfully withstood, may have other blessings in store for us. Suppose,
+that when finished with blistering Scotland when in perfect health,
+England should find time and courage to withdraw the veil from the
+deep cancer which is gnawing her own bowels, and make an attempt to
+stop the fatal progress of her <i>poor-rates</i>. Some system or other must
+be proposed in its place&mdash;a grinding one it must be, for it is not an
+evil to be cured by palliatives. Suppose the English, for uniformity's
+sake, insist that Scotland, which is at present free from this foul
+and shameful disorder, should nevertheless be included in the severe
+<i>treatment</i> which the disease demands, how would the landholders of
+Scotland like to undergo the scalpel and cautery, merely because
+England requires to be scarified?</p>
+
+<p>Or again;&mdash;Supposing England should take a fancy to impart to us her
+sanguinary criminal code, which, too cruel to be carried into effect,
+gives every wretch that is condemned a chance of one to twelve that he
+shall not be executed, and so turns the law into a lottery&mdash;would this
+be an agreeable boon to North Britain?</p>
+
+<p><a name='Page_288'></a>Once more;&mdash;What if the English ministers should feel disposed to
+extend to us their equitable system of process respecting civil debt,
+which divides the advantages so admirably betwixt debtor and
+creditor&mdash;<i>That</i> equal dispensation of justice, which provides that an
+imprisoned debtor, if a rogue, may remain in undisturbed possession of
+a great landed estate, and enjoy in a jail all the luxuries of
+Sardanapalus, while the wretch to whom he owes money is starving; and
+that, to balance the matter, a creditor, if cruel, may detain a debtor
+in prison for a lifetime, and make, as the established phrase goes,
+<i>dice of his bones</i>&mdash;would this admirable reciprocity of privilege,
+indulged alternately to knave and tyrant, please Saunders better than
+his own humane action of Cessio, and his equitable process of
+Adjudication?</p>
+
+<p>I will not insist further on such topics, for I daresay that these
+apparent enormities in principle are, in England where they have
+operation, modified and corrected in practice by circumstances unknown
+to me; so that, in passing judgment on them, I may myself fall into
+the error I deprecate, of judging of foreign laws without being aware
+of all the premisses. Neither do I mean that we should struggle with
+illiberality against any improvements which can be borrowed from
+English principle. I would only desire that such ameliorations were
+adopted, not merely because they are English, but because they are
+suited to be assimilated with the laws of Scotland, and lead, in
+short,<a name='Page_289'></a> <i>to her evident utility</i>; and this on the principle, that in
+transplanting a tree, little attention need be paid to the character
+of the climate and soil from which it is brought, although the
+greatest care must be taken that those of the situation to which it is
+transplanted are fitted to receive it. It would be no reason for
+planting mulberry-trees in Scotland, that they luxuriate in the south
+of England. There is sense in the old proverb, 'Ilk land has its ain
+lauch.'</p>
+
+<p>In the present case, it is impossible to believe the extension of
+these restrictions to Scotland can be for the <i>evident utility</i> of the
+country, which has prospered so long and so uniformly under directly
+the contrary system.</p>
+
+<p>It is very probable I may be deemed illiberal in all this reasoning;
+but if to look for information to practical results, rather than to
+theoretical principles, and to argue from the effect of the experience
+of a century, rather than the deductions of a modern hypothesis, be
+illiberal, I must sit down content with a censure, which will include
+wiser men than I. The philosophical tailors of Laputa, who wrought by
+mathematical calculation, had, no doubt, a supreme contempt for those
+humble fashioners who went to work by measuring the person of their
+customer; but Gulliver tells us, that the worst clothes he ever wore,
+were constructed upon abstract principles; and truly, I think, we have
+seen some laws, and may see more,<a name='Page_290'></a> not much better adapted to existing
+circumstances, than the Captain's philosophical uniform to his actual
+person.</p>
+
+<p>It is true, that every wise statesman keeps sound and general
+political principles in his eye, as the pilot looks upon his compass
+to discover his true course. But this true course cannot always be
+followed out straight and diametrically; it must be altered from time
+to time, nay sometimes apparently abandoned, on account of shoals,
+breakers, and headlands, not to mention contrary winds. The same
+obstacles occur to the course of the statesman. The point at which he
+aims may be important, the principle on which he steers may be just;
+yet the obstacles arising from rooted prejudices, from intemperate
+passions, from ancient practices, from a different character of
+people, from varieties in climate and soil, may cause a direct
+movement upon his ultimate object to be attended with distress to
+individuals, and loss to the community, which no good man would wish
+to occasion, and with dangers which no wise man would voluntarily
+choose to encounter.</p>
+
+<p>Although I think the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been rather
+precipitate in the decided opinion which he is represented to have
+expressed on this occasion, I am far from entertaining the slightest
+disrespect for the right honourable gentleman. 'I hear as good
+exclamation upon him as on any man in<a name='Page_291'></a> Messina, and though I am but a
+poor man, I am glad to hear it.' But a decided attachment to abstract
+principle, and to a spirit of generalising, is&mdash;like a rash rider on a
+headstrong horse&mdash;very apt to run foul of local obstacles, which might
+have been avoided by a more deliberate career, where the nature of the
+ground had been previously considered.</p>
+
+<p>I make allowance for the temptation natural to an ingenious and active
+mind. There is a natural pride in following out an universal and
+levelling principle. It seems to augur genius, force of conception,
+and steadiness of purpose; qualities which every legislator is
+desirous of being thought to possess. On the other hand, the study of
+local advantages and impediments demands labour and inquiry, and is
+rewarded after all only with the cold and parsimonious praise due to
+humble industry. It is no less true, however, that measures which go
+straight and direct to a great general object, without noticing
+intervening impediments, must often resemble the fierce progress of
+the thunderbolt or the cannon-ball, those dreadful agents, which, in
+rushing right to their point, care not what ruin they make by the way.
+The sounder and more moderate policy, accommodating its measures to
+exterior circumstances, rather resembles the judicious course of a
+well-conducted highway, which, turning aside frequently from its
+direct course,</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><p>'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
+<a name='Page_292'></a></p></div>
+
+<p>and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
+thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
+its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.</p>
+
+<p>Can you tell me, sir, if this <i>uniformity</i> of civil institutions,
+which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
+to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
+religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
+since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
+Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
+vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she</p>
+
+<div class='blkquot'><span style='margin-left: 4em;'>'&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;umpire sate,</span><br />
+And by decision more embroiled the fray'?<br /></div>
+
+<p>Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
+proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'</p>
+
+<p>The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
+experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
+and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
+through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
+inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
+improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
+out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
+particular local circumstances,<a name='Page_293'></a> which either prevented the execution
+of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
+some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
+humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
+experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
+before old institutions are demolished&mdash;the <i>evident utility</i> of every
+alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
+submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
+would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
+sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, <i>cuts before the point</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
+imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
+content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
+speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
+sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
+not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
+warns us to <i>Let weel bide</i>; and all the world has heard of the
+untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
+to make him better, when he was already in health.&mdash;I am, Mr.
+Journalist, yours,</p>
+
+<p>MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4><a name='Page_294'></a>POSTSCRIPT</h4>
+
+<p>Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
+have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
+are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
+this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
+on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
+and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
+into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
+vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
+course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
+present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
+resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
+be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
+welcomed as a boon.</p>
+
+<p>But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
+a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
+destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
+present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
+profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
+prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been&mdash;a
+business carried on both for their own profit, and for the<a name='Page_295'></a>
+accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
+the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
+others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
+that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
+by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
+take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?</p>
+
+<p>If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
+to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
+better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
+life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
+protracted suspense.</p>
+
+
+<p><a name='Page_297'></a><a name='Page_296'></a></p>
+
+<hr style='width: 65%;'/>
+
+<h3>NOTES</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<ul>
+ <li><a href='#Page_3'>P. 3.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The exclusion</i>&mdash;of James from the succession.<br />
+<br />
+<i>The rebellion</i>&mdash;Monmouth's.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_6'>P. 6.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Quakers</i>.&mdash;A hit, of course, at Penn.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_17'>P. 17.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Piqueer</i>, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_18'>P. 18.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Lords of the Articles</i>.&mdash;A well-known body in the older Scottish
+Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
+thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_20'>P. 20.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Squeaziness</i> = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'<br />
+<br />
+<i>It is impossible</i>.&mdash;Another form of 'No bishop no king.'<br /><a name='Page_298'></a>
+<br />
+<i>The new converts</i>.&mdash;After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_22'>P. 22.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>T.W.</i> is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
+'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
+Temple.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_27'>P. 27.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Neither</i>, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
+famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in <i>Hamlet</i>.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_47'>P. 47.</a><br />
+<br />
+I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
+with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
+vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described (p. 50) as <i>'a mean ordinary
+man, a hard-ware dealer</i>.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
+independent of them.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_50'>P. 50.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Written</i>&mdash;by Swift himself.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_54'>P. 54.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Bere</i>, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
+in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
+and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
+climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
+to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_55'>P. 55.</a><br /><a name='Page_299'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Conolly</i>.&mdash;Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_56'>P. 56.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Pistole</i>&mdash;about ten shillings.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_60'>P. 60.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Brought to the bullion</i> seems here to have the meaning of the
+French <i>billonner</i> or <i>envoyer au billon</i>, 'to melt for recoining.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_74'>P. 74.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Our C&aelig;sar's statue</i>.&mdash;The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
+Dublin.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_89'>P. 89.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Contignation</i>.&mdash;This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
+obsolete word (from <i>tignum</i>, 'beam') means 'having a common or
+continuous roof.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_99'>P. 99.</a><br />
+<br />
+The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vend&eacute;an and Chouan
+movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
+explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
+the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
+though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
+positive evidence to support them.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_107'>P. 107.</a><br /><a name='Page_300'></a>
+<br />
+<i>But when the possibility ... that the</i>.&mdash;It will probably seem
+to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
+It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
+inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French <i>que</i>, could
+replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_112'>P. 112.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Louis the Sixteenth</i>.&mdash;To this is appended a note in the editions
+beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
+could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
+late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
+<i>Le Secret du Roi</i>, and other works by the same author.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_114'>P. 114.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Montalembert</i>.&mdash;Marc Ren&eacute;, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
+military writer.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_124'>P. 124.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Harrington</i>&mdash;of the <i>Oceana</i>.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_134'>P. 134.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Dear Abraham</i>.&mdash;'Peter Plymley' addresses his <i>Letters</i> to
+'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
+parson.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_136'>P. 136.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Baron Maseres</i>.&mdash;Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
+of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
+know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_137'>P. 137.</a><br /><a name='Page_301'></a>
+<br />
+<i>C&mdash;&mdash;</i>, Canning.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_138'>P. 138.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Dr. Duigenan</i>.&mdash;A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
+junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
+Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_144'>P. 144.</a><br />
+<br />
+This <i>light and frivolous jester</i> was <i>not</i> the Rev. Sydney
+Smith, but George Canning, Esq.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_154'>P. 154.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The pecuniary Rose</i>.&mdash;'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
+was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
+now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Lord Hawkesbury</i>, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_157'>P. 157.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Tickell</i>&mdash;the <i>Rolliad</i> Tickell.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_170'>P. 170.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Joel</i>&mdash;Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_193'>P. 193.</a><br /><a name='Page_302'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Paint in the most horrid colours</i>.&mdash;See, for instance, <i>The
+Bloody Buoy</i> and <i>The Cannibal's Progress</i>, by William Cobbett.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_225'>P. 225.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Flogging</i>.&mdash;Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
+punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
+the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
+manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
+sentenced as he describes.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_229'>P. 229.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Monks and friars</i>.&mdash;A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
+very differently of these persons. But that was his way.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_245'>P. 245.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Foundal</i>.&mdash;I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
+for <i>trouvaille</i>, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
+the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_253'>P. 253.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Duenna</i>&mdash;Sheridan's.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_256'>P. 256.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>The Jury Court</i>.&mdash;Trial by jury in <i>civil</i> cases was only introduced
+into Scotland in 1815.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_259'>P. 259.</a><br /><a name='Page_303'></a>
+<br />
+<i>Evasive answer</i>&mdash;to the effect that each queen was the fairest
+woman in her own country.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_272'>P. 272.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Doer</i> = 'factor' or agent.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_277'>P. 277.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Them</i>&mdash;as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_281'>P. 281.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Chosen Five and Forty</i>&mdash;the original number of members
+assigned to Scotland.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_283'>P. 283.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Political pamphlet</i>&mdash;'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_287'>P. 287.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Durk, sic</i> in original.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_288'>P. 288.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Cessio, sc. bonorum</i>, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
+could be relieved of liabilities.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Adjudication</i>, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
+well as personal property.<br />
+<br />
+</li>
+
+<li><a href='#Page_289'>P. 289.</a><br />
+<br />
+<i>Lauch</i> = 'laugh.'
+</li>
+
+</ul>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Political Pamphlets, by George Saintsbury
+
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+Title: Political Pamphlets
+
+Author: George Saintsbury
+
+Release Date: November 3, 2004 [EBook #13943]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK POLITICAL PAMPHLETS ***
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+
+THE POCKET LIBRARY
+OF
+ENGLISH LITERATURE
+
+Edited by GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+A collection, in separate volumes, partly of extracts from
+long books, partly of short pieces, by the same writer, on the
+same subject, or of the same class.
+
+Vol I.--Tales of Mystery.
+ II.--Political Verse.
+ III.--Defoe's Minor Novels.
+ IV.--Political Pamphlets.
+ V.--Seventeenth Century Lyrics.
+ VI.--Elizabethan and Jacobean Pamphlets.
+
+
+
+
+POLITICAL PAMPHLETS
+
+
+EDITED BY
+GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+LONDON
+PERCIVAL AND CO.
+1892
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER. (By George Savile, Marquess of Halifax)
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS. (By Daniel Defoe)
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS. (By Jonathan Swift)
+To the Tradesmen, Shop-Keepers, Farmers, and Common-People in general,
+of the Kingdom of Ireland; concerning the Brass half-pence coined by
+Mr. Wood
+
+A Letter to Mr. Harding the Printer, upon occasion of a Paragraph in
+his News-Paper of August 1, 1724, relating to Mr. Wood's Half-pence
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE. (By the Right Honourable
+Edmund Burke)
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS. (By Sydney Smith)
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW. (By William Cobbett)
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER. (By Sir Walter Scott)
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+It is sometimes thought, and very often said, that political writing,
+after its special day is done, becomes more dead than any other kind
+of literature, or even journalism. I do not know whether my own
+judgment is perverted by the fact of a special devotion to the
+business, but it certainly seems to me that both the thought and the
+saying are mistakes. Indeed, a rough-and-ready refutation of them is
+supplied by the fact that, in no few cases, political pieces have
+entered into the generally admitted stock of the best literary things.
+If they are little read, can we honestly say that other things in the
+same rank are read much more? And is there not the further plea, by no
+means contradictory, nor even merely alternative, that the best
+examples of them are, as a rule, merged in huge collected 'Works,' or,
+in the case of authors who have not attained to that dignity, simply
+inaccessible to the general? At any rate my publishers have consented
+to let me try the experiment of gathering certain famous things of the
+sort in this volume, and the public must decide.
+
+I do not begin very early, partly because examples of the Elizabethan
+political pamphlet, or what supplied its place, will be given in
+another volume of the series exclusively devoted to the pamphlet
+literature of the reigns of Eliza and our James, partly for a still
+better reason presently to be explained. On the other hand, though
+another special volume is devoted to Defoe, the immortal _Shortest Way
+with the Dissenters_ is separated from the rest of his work, and given
+here. Most of the contents, however, represent authors not otherwise
+represented in the series, and though very well known indeed by name,
+less read than quoted. The suitableness of the political pamphlet,
+both by size and self-containedness, for such a volume as this, needs
+no justification except that which it, like everything else, must
+receive, by being put to the proof of reading.
+
+There is no difficulty in showing, with at least sufficient critical
+exactness, why it is not possible or not desirable to select examples
+from very early periods even of strictly modern history. The causes
+are in part the same as those which delayed the production of really
+capital political verse (which has been treated in another volume),
+but they are not wholly the same. The Martin Marprelate pamphlets are
+strictly political; so are many things earlier, later, and
+contemporary with them, by hands known and unknown, great and small,
+skilled and unskilled; so are some even in the work of so great a man
+as Bacon. But very many things were wanting to secure the conditions
+necessary to the perfect pamphlet. There was not the political
+freedom; there was not the public; there was not the immediate object;
+there was not, last and most of all, the style. Political utterances
+under a more or less despotic, or, as the modern euphemism goes,
+'personal' government, were almost necessarily those of a retained
+advocate, who expected his immediate reward, on the one hand; or of a
+rebel, who stood to make his account with office if he succeeded, or
+with savage punishment if he failed, on the other. A distant prospect
+of impeachment, of the loss of ears, hands, or life if the tide turns,
+is a stimulant to violence rather than to vigour. I do not think,
+however, that this is the most important factor in the problem.
+Parliamentary government, with a limited franchise of tolerably
+intelligent voters, a party system, and newspapers comparatively
+undeveloped, may not suit an ideally perfect _politeia_, but it is
+the very hotbed in which to nourish the pamphlet. There is also a
+style, as there is a time, for all things; and no style could be so
+well suited for the pamphlet as the balanced, measured, pointed, and
+polished style which Dryden and Tillotson and Temple brought in during
+the third quarter of the seventeenth century, and which did not go out
+of fashion till the second quarter of the nineteenth. We have indeed
+seen pamphlets proper exercising considerable influence in quite
+recent times; but in no instance that I can remember has this been due
+to any literary merits, and I doubt whether even the bare fact will be
+soon or often renewed in our days. The written word--the written word
+of condensed, strengthened, spirited literature--has lost much, if not
+all, of its force with an enormously increased electorate, and a
+bewildering multiplicity of print and speech of all kinds.
+
+Whatever justice these reasonings may have or may lack, the facts
+speak for themselves, as facts intelligently regarded have a habit of
+doing. The first pamphlets proper of great literary merit and great
+political influence are those of Halifax in the first movement of real
+party struggle during the reign of Charles the Second; the last which
+unite the same requisites are those of Scott on the eve of the first
+Reform Bill. The leaflet and circular war of the anti-Corn Law League
+must be ruled out as much as Mr. Gladstone's _Bulgarian Horrors_.
+
+This leaves us a period of almost exactly a hundred and fifty years,
+during which the kind, whether in good or bad examples, was of
+constant influence; while its best instances enriched literature with
+permanent masterpieces in little. I do not think that any moderately
+instructed person will find much difficulty in comprehending the
+specimens here given. I am sure that no moderately intelligent one
+will fail, with a very little trouble, to take delight in them. I do
+not know whether an artful generaliser could get anything out of the
+circumstances in which the best of them grew; I should say myself that
+nothing more than the system of government, the conditions of the
+electorate and the legislature, and the existence from time to time of
+a superheated state in political feeling, can or need be collected. In
+some respects, to my own taste, the first of these examples is also
+the best. To Halifax full justice has never been done, for we have had
+no capable historian of the late seventeenth century but Macaulay, and
+Halifax's defect of fervour as a Jacobite was more than made up to
+Macaulay by his defect of fervour as a Williamite. As for the moderns,
+I have myself more than once failed to induce editors of 'series' to
+give Halifax a place. Yet Macaulay himself has been fairer to the
+great Trimmer than to most persons with whom he was not in full
+sympathy. The weakness of Halifax's position is indeed obvious. When
+you run first to one side of the boat and then to the other, you have
+ten chances of sinking to one of trimming her. To hold fast to one
+party only, and to keep that from extremes, is the only secret, and it
+is no great disgrace to Halifax, that in the very infancy of the party
+and parliamentary system, he did not perceive it. But this hardly
+interferes at all with the excellence of his pamphlets. The polished
+style, the admirable sense, the subdued and yet ever present wit, the
+avoidance of excessive cleverness (the one thing that the average
+Briton will not stand), the constant eye on the object, are
+unmistakable. They are nearly as forcible as Dryden's political and
+controversial prefaces, which are pamphlets themselves in their way,
+and they excel them in knowledge of affairs, in urbanity, in
+adaptation to the special purpose. In all these points they resemble
+more than anything else the pamphlets of Paul Louis Courier, and
+there can be no higher praise than this.
+
+No age in English history was more fertile in pamphlets than the
+reigns of William and of Anne. Some men of real distinction
+occasionally contributed to them, and others (such as Ferguson and
+Maynwaring) obtained such literary notoriety as they possess by their
+means. The total volume of the kind produced during the quarter of a
+century between the Revolution and the accession of George the First
+would probably fill a considerable library. But the examples which
+really deserve exhumation are very few, and I doubt whether any can
+pretend to vie with the masterpieces of Defoe and Swift. Both these
+great writers were accomplished practitioners in the art, and the
+characteristics of both lent themselves with peculiar yet strangely
+different readiness to the work. They addressed, indeed, different
+sections of what was even then the electorate. Defoe's unpolished
+realism and his exact adaptation of tone, thought, taste, and fancy to
+the measure of the common Englishman were what chiefly gave him a
+hearing. Swift aimed and flew higher, but also did not miss the lower
+mark. No one has ever doubted that Johnson's depreciation of _The
+Conduct of the Allies_ was half special perversity (for he was always
+unjust to Swift), half mere humorous paradox. For there was much more
+of this in the doctor's utterances than his admirers, either in his
+own day or since, have always recognised, or have sometimes been
+qualified by Providence to recognise. As for the _Drapier's Letters_ I
+can never myself admire them enough, and they seem to me to have been
+on the whole under-rather than over-valued by posterity.
+
+The 'Great Walpolian Battle' and the attacks on Bute and other
+favourite ministers were very fertile in the pamphlet, but already
+there were certain signs of alteration in its character. Pulteney and
+Walpole's other adversaries had already glimmerings of the newspaper
+proper, that is to say, of the continual dropping fire rather than the
+single heavy broadside; to adopt a better metaphor still, of a
+regimental and professional soldiery rather than of single volunteer
+champions. The _Letters of Junius_, which for some time past have been
+gradually dropping from their former somewhat undue pride of place
+(gained and kept as much by the factitious mystery of their origin as
+by anything else) to a station more justly warranted, are no doubt
+themselves pamphlets of a kind; but they are separated from pamphlets
+proper not less by their contents than by their form and continuity.
+The real difference is this, that the pamphlet, though often if not
+always personal enough, should always and generally does affect at
+least to discuss a general question of principle or policy, whereas
+Junius is always personal first, and very generally last also. On the
+other hand, Burke, whether his productions be called Speeches or
+Letters, Thoughts or Reflections, is always a pamphleteer in heart and
+soul, in form and matter. If the resemblance of his pamphlets to
+speeches gives the force and fire, it is certain that the resemblance
+of his speeches to pamphlets accounts for that 'dinner-bell' effect of
+his which has puzzled some people and shocked others. Burke always
+argued the point, if he only argued one side of it, and it is the
+special as it is the saving grace of the pamphlet that it must, or at
+least should, be an argument, and not merely an invective or an
+innuendo, a sermon or a lampoon.
+
+Sydney Smith belonged both to the old school and the new. He was both
+pamphleteer and journalist; but he kept the form and even to some
+extent the style of his pamphlets and his articles well apart. I may
+seem likely to have some difficulty in admitting the claim of Cobbett
+after disallowing that of Junius under the definition just given, but
+I have no very great fear of being unable to making it good. Much as
+Cobbett disliked persons, and crotchety as he was in his dislikes,
+they were always dislikes of principle in the bottom. The singular
+Tory-Radicalism which Cobbett exhibited, and which has made some rank
+him unduly low, was no doubt partly due to accidents of birth and
+education, and to narrowness of intellectual form. But boroughmongering
+after all was a Whig rather than a Tory institution, and Cobbett's
+hatred of it, as well as that desire for the maintenance of a kind of
+manufacturing yeomanry (not wholly different from the later ideal of
+Mr. William Morris,) which was his other guiding principle throughout,
+was by no means alien from pure Toryism. His work in relation to Reform,
+moreover, is unmistakable--as unmistakable as is that of Sydney Smith,
+who precedes him here, with regard to Catholic Emancipation. I should
+have voted and written against both these things had I lived then; but
+this does not make me enjoy Cobbett or Sydney any the less.
+
+As for the latest example I have selected, it is a crucial one. The
+_Letters of Malachi Malagrowther_ come from a man who is not often
+rated high as a political thinker, even by those who sympathise with
+his political views. But here as elsewhere the politician, no less
+than the poet, the critic, the historian, bears the penalty of the
+pre-eminent greatness of the novelist. Nothing is more uncritical than
+to regard Scott as a mere sentimentalist in politics, and I cannot
+think that any competent judge can do so after reading _Malagrowther_,
+even after reading Scott's own Diary and letters on the subject. As he
+there explains, he was not greatly carried, as a rule, to interest
+himself in the details of politics. As both Lockhart and he admit, he
+might not have been so interested even at this juncture had it not
+been for the chagrin at his own misfortunes, which, nobly and
+stoically repressed as it was, required some issue. But his general
+principle on this occasion was clear; it can be thoroughly apprehended
+and appreciated even by an Englishman of Englishmen. It was thoroughly
+justified by the event, and, I may perhaps be permitted to observe,
+ran exactly contrary to a sentiment rather widely adopted of late. No
+man, whether in public writings or private conduct, could be more set
+than Scott was against a spurious Scotch particularism. He even earned
+from silly Scots maledictions for the chivalrous justice he dealt to
+England in _The Lord of the Isles_, and the common-sense justice he
+dealt to her in the mouth of Bailie Jarvie. But he was not more
+staunch for the political Union than he was for the preservation of
+minor institutions, manners, and character; and the proposed
+interference with Scotch banking seemed to him to be one of the things
+tending to make good Scotchmen, as he bluntly told Croker, 'damned
+mischievous Englishmen.' Therefore he arose and spoke, and though he
+averted the immediate attempt, yet the prophecies which he uttered
+were amply fulfilled in other ways after the Reform Bill.
+
+These, then, are the principles on which I have selected the pieces
+that follow (some minor reasons for the particular choices being given
+in the special introductions):--That they should be pamphlets proper
+(_Malachi_ appeared first in a newspaper, but that was a sign of the
+time chiefly, and the numbers of Cobbett's _Register_ were practically
+independent pieces); that they should deal with special subjects of
+burning political, and not merely personal, interest; and that they
+should either directly or in the long-run have exercised an actual
+determining influence on the course of politics and history. This last
+point is undoubted in the case of the examples from Halifax, Swift,
+Burke (who more than any one man pointed and steeled the resistance
+of England to Jacobin tyranny), and Scott; it was less immediate, but
+scarcely more dubious in those of Defoe, Cobbett, and Sydney Smith.
+And so in all humility I make my bow as introducer once more to the
+English public of these Seven Masters of English political writing.
+
+
+
+
+I.--'LETTER TO A DISSENTER'
+
+BY GEORGE SAVILE, MARQUESS OF HALIFAX
+
+
+(_There is no doubt that Halifax's work deserves to rank first in a
+collection of political pamphlets. He signed none; it was indeed
+almost impossible for a prominent person in the State then safely or
+decently to do so, and different attributions were made at the time of
+some of them, as of the _Character of a Trimmer_ to Coventry, and of
+this _Letter_ (this 'masterly little tract,' as Macaulay justly calls
+it) to Temple. But shortly after his death all were published as his
+unchallenged, and there never has been any doubt of their authorship
+in the minds of good judges. Four of them are so good that extrinsic
+reasons have to be brought in for preferring one to the other. The
+_Character of a Trimmer_ is rather too long for my scheme; the _Anatomy
+of an Equivalent_ is too technical, and requires too much illustration
+and exegesis; the _Cautions for Choice of Members of Parliament_,
+though practically valuable to the present day, is a little too
+general. The _Letter to a Dissenter_ escapes all these objections. It
+is brief, it is thoroughly to the point, it is comprehensible almost
+without note or comment to any one who remembers the broad fact that
+by his Declaration of Indulgence James the Second attempted to detach,
+and almost succeeded in detaching, the Dissenters from their common
+cause with the Church in opposing his enfranchisement of the Roman
+Catholics, and his preferment of them to great offices. As for its
+author, his most eminent acts are written in the pages of the
+universally read historian above quoted. But he was in reality more of
+a Tory than it suited Macaulay to represent him, though he gloried in
+the name of Trimmer, and certainly showed what is called in modern
+political slang a 'crossbench mind' not only during the madness of the
+Popish plot, during the greater madness of James's assaults on the
+Church, the Constitution, and private rights, but also (after the
+Revolution) towards William of Orange. Born about 1630 he died in
+April 1695, leaving the fame, unjustified by any samples in those
+unreported days, of the greatest orator of his time, a reputation as a
+wit which was partly inherited by his grandson, Chesterfield, and the
+small volume of _Miscellanies_, on which we here draw. The pamphlet
+itself appeared in April 1687._)
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER TO A DISSENTER, UPON OCCASION OF HIS MAJESTY'S LATE GRACIOUS
+DECLARATION OF INDULGENCE
+
+
+Sir--Since addresses are in fashion, give me leave to make one to you.
+This is neither the effect of fear, interest, or resentment; therefore
+you may be sure it is sincere: and for that reason it may expect to be
+kindly received. Whether it will have power enough to convince,
+dependeth upon the reasons of which you are to judge; and upon your
+preparation of mind, to be persuaded by truth, whenever it appeareth
+to you. It ought not to be the less welcome for coming from a friendly
+hand, one whose kindness to you is not lessened by difference of
+opinion, and who will not let his thoughts for the public be so tied
+or confined to this or that sub-division of Protestants as to stifle
+the charity, which besides all other arguments, is at this time become
+necessary to preserve us.
+
+I am neither surprised nor provoked, to see that in the condition you
+were put into by the laws, and the ill circumstances you lay under, by
+having the Exclusion and Rebellion laid to your charge, you were
+desirous to make yourselves less uneasy and obnoxious to authority.
+Men who are sore, run to the nearest remedy with too much haste to
+consider all the consequences: grains of allowance are to be given,
+where nature giveth such strong influences. When to men under
+sufferings it offereth ease, the present pain will hardly allow time
+to examine the remedies; and the strongest reason can hardly gain a
+fair audience from our mind, whilst so possessed, till the smart is a
+little allayed.
+
+I do not know whether the warmth that naturally belongeth to new
+friendships, may not make it a harder task for me to persuade you. It
+is like telling lovers, in the beginning of their joys, that they will
+in a little time have an end. Such an unwelcome style doth not easily
+find credit. But I will suppose you are not so far gone in your new
+passion, but that you will hear still; and therefore I am also under
+the less discouragement, when I offer to your consideration two
+things. The _first_ is, the cause you have to suspect your new
+friends. The _second_, the duty incumbent upon you, in Christianity
+and prudence, not to hazard the public safety, neither by desire of
+ease nor of revenge.
+
+To the _first_. Consider that notwithstanding the smooth language
+which is now put on to engage you, these new friends did not make you
+their choice, but their refuge. They have ever made their first
+courtships to the Church of England, and when they were rejected
+there, they made their application to you in the second place. The
+instances of this might be given in all times. I do not repeat them,
+because whatsoever is unnecessary must be tedious; the truth of this
+assertion being so plain as not to admit a dispute. You cannot
+therefore reasonably flatter yourselves that there is any inclination
+to you. They never pretended to allow you any quarter, but to usher in
+liberty for themselves under that shelter. I refer you to Mr.
+Coleman's Letters, and to the Journals of Parliament, where you may be
+convinced, if you can be so mistaken as to doubt; nay, at this very
+hour they can hardly forbear, in the height of their courtship, to let
+fall hard words of you. So little is nature to be restrained; it will
+start out sometimes, disdaining to submit to the usurpation of art and
+interest.
+
+This alliance, between liberty and infallibility, is bringing together
+the two most contrary things that are in the world. The Church of Rome
+doth not only dislike the allowing liberty, but by its principles it
+cannot do it. Wine is not more expressly forbid to the Mahometans,
+than giving heretics liberty to the Papists. They are no more able to
+make good their vows to you, than men married before, and their wife
+alive, can confirm their contract with another. The continuance of
+their kindness would be a habit of sin, of which they are to repent;
+and their absolution is to be had upon no other terms than their
+promise to destroy you. You are therefore to be hugged now, only that
+you may be the better squeezed at another time. There must be
+something extraordinary when the Church of Rome setteth up bills, and
+offereth plaisters, for tender consciences. By all that hath hitherto
+appeared, her skill in chirurgery lieth chiefly in a quick hand to cut
+off limbs; but she is the worst at healing of any that ever pretended
+to it.
+
+To come so quick from another extreme is such an unnatural motion that
+you ought to be upon your guard. The other day you were Sons of
+Belial; now you are Angels of Light. This is a violent change, and it
+will be fit for you to pause upon it before you believe it. If your
+features are not altered, neither is their opinion of you, whatever
+may be pretended. Do you believe less than you did that there is
+idolatry in the Church of Rome? Sure you do not. See, then, how they
+treat, both in words and writing, those who entertain that opinion.
+Conclude from hence, how inconsistent their favour is with this single
+article, except they give you a dispensation for this too, and not by
+a _non obstante_, secure you that they will not think the worse of
+you.
+
+Think a little how dangerous it is to build upon a foundation of
+paradoxes. Popery now is the only friend to liberty, and the known
+enemy to persecution. The men of Taunton and Tiverton are above all
+other eminent for Loyalty. The Quakers, from being declared by the
+Papists not to be Christians, are now made favourites, and taken into
+their particular protection; they are on a sudden grown the most
+accomplished men of the kingdom in good breeding, and give thanks with
+the best grace in double-refined language. So that I should not
+wonder, though a man of that persuasion, in spite of his hat, should
+be Master of the Ceremonies. Not to say harsher words, these are such
+very new things, that it is impossible not to suspend our belief, till
+by a little more experience, we may be informed whether they are
+realities or apparitions. We have been under shameful mistakes, if
+these opinions are true; but for the present we are apt to be
+incredulous, except that we could be convinced that the priest's words
+in this case too are able to make such a sudden and effectual change;
+and that their power is not limited to the Sacrament, but that it
+extendeth to alter the nature of all other things, as often as they
+are so disposed.
+
+Let me now speak of the instruments of your friendship, and then leave
+you to judge whether they do not afford matter of suspicion. No
+sharpness is to be mingled, where healing only is intended; so nothing
+will be said to expose particular men, how strong soever the
+temptation may be, or how clear the proofs to make it out. A word or
+two in general, for your better caution, shall suffice. Suppose then,
+for argument's sake, that the mediators of this new alliance should
+be such as have been formerly employed in treaties of the same kind,
+and there detected to have acted by order, and to have been empowered
+to give encouragements and rewards. Would not this be an argument to
+suspect them?
+
+If they should plainly be under engagements to one side, their
+arguments to the other ought to be received accordingly. Their fair
+pretences are to be looked upon as a part of their commission, which
+may not improbably give them a dispensation in the case of truth, when
+it may bring a prejudice upon the service of those by whom they are
+employed.
+
+If there should be men, who having formerly had means and authority to
+persuade by secular arguments, have, in pursuance of that power,
+sprinkled money among the Dissenting ministers; and if those very men
+should now have the same authority, practise the same methods, and
+disburse where they cannot otherwise persuade; it seemeth to me to be
+rather an evidence than a presumption of the deceit.
+
+If there should be ministers amongst you, who by having fallen under
+temptations of this kind, are in some sort engaged to continue their
+frailty, by the awe they are in lest it should be exposed; the
+persuasions of these unfortunate men must sure have the less force,
+and their arguments, though never so specious, are to be suspected,
+when they come from men who have mortgaged themselves to severe
+creditors, that expect a rigorous observance of the contract, let it
+be never so unwarrantable. If these, or any others, should at this
+time preach up anger and vengeance against the Church of England; may
+it not without injustice be suspected that a thing so plainly out of
+season springeth rather from corruption than mistake; and that those
+who act this choleric part, do not believe themselves, but only pursue
+higher directions, and endeavour to make good that part of their
+contract, which obligeth them, upon a forfeiture, to make use of their
+enflaming eloquence? They might apprehend their wages would be
+retrenched if they should be moderate: and therefore, whilst violence
+is their interest, those who have not the same arguments have no
+reason to follow such a partial example.
+
+If there should be men, who by the load of their crimes against the
+Government, have been bowed down to comply with it against their
+conscience; who by incurring the want of a pardon, have drawn upon
+themselves a necessity of an entire resignation, such men are to be
+lamented, but not to be believed. Nay, they themselves, when they have
+discharged their unwelcome talk, will be inwardly glad that their
+forced endeavours do not succeed, and are pleased when men resist
+their insinuations; which are far from being voluntary or sincere, but
+are squeezed out of them by the weight of their being so obnoxious.
+
+If, in the height of this great dearness, by comparing things, it
+should happen that at this instant there is much a surer friendship
+with those who are so far from allowing liberty that they allow no
+living to a Protestant under them--let the scene lie in what part of
+the world it will, the argument will come home, and sure it will
+afford sufficient ground to suspect. Apparent contradictions must
+strike us; neither nature nor reason can digest them. Self-flattery,
+and the desire to deceive ourselves, to gratify present appetite, with
+all their power, which is great, cannot get the better of such broad
+conviction, as some things carry along with them. Will you call these
+vain and empty suspicions? Have you been at all times so void of fears
+and jealousies, as to justify your being so unreasonably valiant in
+having none upon this occasion? Such an extraordinary courage at this
+unseasonable time, to say no more, is too dangerous a virtue to be
+commended.
+
+If then, for these and a thousand other reasons, there is cause to
+suspect, sure your new friends are not to dictate to you, or advise
+you. For instance: the Addresses that fly abroad every week, and
+murder us with _another to the same_; the first draughts are made by
+those who are not very proper to be secretaries to the Protestant
+Religion: and it is your part only to write them out fairer again.
+
+Strange! that you, who have been formerly so much against _set
+forms_, should now be content the priests should indite for you. The
+nature of thanks is an unavoidable consequence of being pleased or
+obliged; they grow in the heart, and from thence show themselves
+either in looks, speech, writing, or action. No man was ever thankful
+because he was bid to be so, but because he had, or thought he had
+some reason for it. If then there is cause in this case to pay such
+extravagant acknowledgments, they will flow naturally, without taking
+such pains to procure them; and it is unkindly done to tire all the
+Post-horses with carrying circular letters, to solicit that which
+would be done without any trouble or constraint. If it is really in
+itself such a favour, what needeth so much pressing men to be
+thankful, and with such eager circumstances, that where persuasions
+cannot delude, threatenings are employed to fright them into a
+compliance? Thanks must be voluntary, not only unconstrained but
+unsolicited, else they are either trifles or snares, that either
+signify nothing or a great deal more than is intended by those that
+give them. If an inference should be made, that whosoever thanketh the
+King for his Declaration, is by that engaged to justify it in point of
+law; it is a greater stride than I presume all those care to make who
+are persuaded to address. It shall be supposed that all the thankers
+will be repealers of the Test, whenever a Parliament shall meet; such
+an expectation is better prevented before than disappointed
+afterwards; and the surest way to avoid the lying under such a scandal
+is not to do anything that may give a colour to the mistake. These
+bespoken thanks are little less improper than love-letters that were
+solicited by the lady to whom they are to be directed: so that,
+besides the little ground there is to give them, the manner of getting
+them doth extremely lessen their value. It might be wished that you
+would have suppressed your impatience, and have been content, for the
+sake of religion, to enjoy it within yourselves, without the liberty
+of a public exercise, till a Parliament had allowed it; but since that
+could not be, and that the articles of some amongst you have made use
+of the well-meant zeal of the generality to draw them into this
+mistake, I am so far from blaming you with that sharpness, which
+perhaps the matter in strictness would bear, that I am ready to err on
+the side of the more gentle construction.
+
+There is a great difference between enjoying quietly the advantages of
+an act irregularly done by others, and the going about to support it
+against the laws in being. The law is so sacred that no trespass
+against it is to be defended; yet frailties may in some measure be
+excused when they cannot be justified. The desire of enjoying liberty,
+from which men have been so long restrained, may be a temptation that
+their reason is not at all times able to resist. If in such a case
+some objections are leapt over, indifferent men will be more inclined
+to lament the occasion than to fall too hard upon the fault, whilst it
+is covered with the apology of a good intention. But where, to rescue
+yourselves from the severity of one law, you give a blow to all the
+laws, by which your religion and liberty are to be protected; and
+instead of silently receiving the benefit of this indulgence, you set
+up for advocates to support it, you become voluntary aggressors, and
+look like counsel retained by the prerogative against your old friend
+Magna Charta, who hath done nothing to deserve her falling thus under
+your displeasure.
+
+If the case then should be, that the price expected from you for this
+liberty is giving up your right in the laws, sure you will think twice
+before you go any further in such a losing bargain. After giving
+thanks for the breach of one law, you lose the right of complaining of
+the breach of all the rest; you will not very well know how to defend
+yourselves when you are pressed; and having given up the question when
+it was for your advantage, you cannot recall it when it shall be to
+your prejudice. If you will set up at one time a power to help you,
+which at another time, by parity of reason, shall be made use of to
+destroy you, you will neither be pitied nor relieved against a
+mischief which you draw upon yourselves by being so unreasonably
+thankful. It is like calling in auxiliaries to help, who are strong
+enough to subdue you. In such a case your complaints will come too
+late to be heard, and your sufferings will raise mirth instead of
+compassion.
+
+If you think, for your excuse, to expound your thanks, so as to
+restrain them to this particular case; others, for their ends, will
+extend them further: and in these differing interpretations, that
+which is backed by authority will be the most likely to prevail;
+especially when, by the advantage you have given them, they have in
+truth the better of the argument, and that the inferences from your
+own concessions are very strong and express against you. This is so
+far from being a groundless supposition, that there was a late
+instance of it in the last session of Parliament, in the House of
+Lords, where the first thanks, though things of course, were
+interpreted to be the approbation of the King's whole speech, and a
+restraint from the further examination of any part of it, though never
+so much disliked; and it was with difficulty obtained, not to be
+excluded from the liberty of objecting to this mighty prerogative of
+dispensing, merely by this innocent and usual piece of good manners,
+by which no such thing could possibly be intended.
+
+This showeth that some bounds are to be put to your good breeding, and
+that the Constitution of England is too valuable a thing to be
+ventured upon a compliment. Now that you have for some time enjoyed
+the benefit of the end, it is time for you to look into the danger of
+the means. The same reason that made you desirous to get liberty must
+make you solicitous to preserve it, so that the next thought will
+naturally be, not to engage yourself beyond retreat; and to agree so
+far with the principles of all religion, as not to rely upon a
+death-bed repentance.
+
+There are certain periods of time, which being once past, make all
+cautions ineffectual, and all remedies desperate. Our understandings
+are apt to be hurried on by the first heats, which, if not restrained
+in time, do not give us leave to look back till it is too late.
+Consider this in the case of your anger against the Church of England,
+and take warning by their mistake in the same kind, when after the
+late King's Restoration they preserved so long the bitter taste of
+your rough usage to them in other times, that it made them forget
+their interest and sacrifice it to their revenge.
+
+Either you will blame this proceeding in them, and for that reason not
+follow it; or, if you allow it, you have no reason to be offended with
+them; so that you must either dismiss your anger or lose your excuse;
+except you should argue more partially than will be supposed of men of
+your morality and understanding.
+
+If you had now to do with those rigid prelates who made it a matter of
+conscience to give you the least indulgence, but kept you at an
+uncharitable distance, and even to your most reasonable scruples
+continued stiff and inexorable, the argument might be fairer on your
+side; but since the common danger has so laid open that mistake, that
+all the former haughtiness towards you is for ever extinguished, and
+that it hath turned the spirit of persecution into a spirit of peace,
+charity, and condescension; shall this happy change only affect the
+Church of England? And are you so in love with separation as not to be
+moved by this example? It ought to be followed, were there no other
+reason than that it is virtue; but when, besides that, it is become
+necessary to your preservation, it is impossible to fail the having
+its effect upon you.
+
+If it should be said that the Church of England is never humble but
+when she is out of power, and therefore loseth the right of being
+believed when she pretendeth to it: the answer is, _first_, It would
+be an uncharitable objection, and very much mistimed; an unseasonable
+triumph, not only ungenerous but unsafe: so that in these respects it
+cannot be urged without scandal, even though it could be said with
+truth. _Secondly_, This is not so in fact, and the argument must fall,
+being built upon a false foundation; for whatever may be told you at
+this very hour, and in the heat and glare of your perfect sunshine,
+the Church of England can in a moment bring clouds again, and turn
+the royal thunder upon your heads, blow you off the stage with a
+breath, if she would give but a smile or a kind word; the least
+glimpse of her compliance would throw you back into the state of
+suffering, and draw upon you all the arrears of severity which have
+accrued during the time of this kindness to you; and yet the Church of
+England, with all her faults, will not allow herself to be rescued by
+such unjustifiable means, but chooseth to bear the weight of power
+rather than lie under the burden of being criminal.
+
+It cannot be said that she is unprovoked: books and letters come out
+every day to call for answers, yet she will not be stirred. From the
+supposed authors and the style, one would swear they were undertakers,
+and had made a contract to fall out with the Church of England. There
+are lashes in every address, challenges to draw the pen in every
+pamphlet. In short, the fairest occasions in the world given to
+quarrel; but she wisely distinguisheth between the body of Dissenters,
+whom she will suppose to act, as they do, with no ill intent, and
+these small skirmishers, picked and sent out to piqueer, and to begin
+a fray amongst the Protestants for the entertainment as well as the
+advantage of the Church of Rome.
+
+This conduct is so good, that it will be scandalous not to applaud it.
+It is not equal dealing to blame our adversaries for doing ill, and
+not commend them when they do well.
+
+To hate them because they are persecuted, and not to be reconciled to
+them when they are ready to suffer rather than receive all the
+advantages that can be gained by a criminal compliance, is a principle
+no sort of Christians can own, since it would give an objection to
+them never to be answered.
+
+Think a little who they were that promoted your former persecutions,
+and then consider how it will look to be angry with the instruments,
+and at the same time to make a league with the authors of your
+sufferings.
+
+Have you enough considered what will be expected from you? Are you
+ready to stand in every borough by virtue of a _conge d'elire_, and
+instead of election be satisfied if you are returned?
+
+Will you, in parliament, justify the dispensing power, with all its
+consequences, and repeal the test, by which you will make way for the
+repeal of all the laws that were made to preserve your religion, and
+to enact others that shall destroy it?
+
+Are you disposed to change the liberty of debate into the merit of
+obedience; and to be made instruments to repeal or enact laws, when
+the Roman Consistory are Lords of the Articles?
+
+Are you so linked to your new friends as to reject any indulgence a
+parliament shall offer you, if it shall not be so comprehensive as to
+include the Papists in it?
+
+Consider that the implied conditions of your new treaty are no less
+than that you are to do everything you are desired, without examining;
+and that for this pretended liberty of conscience, your real freedom
+is to be sacrificed; your former faults hang like chains still about
+you, you are let loose only upon bail; the first act of non-compliance
+sendeth you to gaol again.
+
+You may see that the Papists themselves do not rely upon the legality
+of this power which you are to justify, since the being so very
+earnest to get it established by a law, and the doing such very hard
+things in order, as they think, to obtain it, is a clear evidence that
+they do not think that the single power of the Crown is in this case a
+good foundation; especially when this is done under a prince so very
+tender of the rights of sovereignty that he would think it a
+diminution to his prerogative, where he conceiveth it strong enough to
+go alone, to call in the legislative help to strengthen and support
+it.
+
+You have formerly blamed the Church of England, and not without
+reason, for going so far as they did in their compliance; and yet so
+soon as they stopped, you see they are not only deserted, but
+prosecuted. Conclude, then, from this example, that you must either
+break off your friendship or resolve to have no bounds in it. If they
+do succeed in their design, they will leave you first: if they do, you
+must either leave them, when it will be too late for your safety, or
+else, after the squeaziness of starting at a surplice, you must be
+forced to swallow Transubstantiation.
+
+Remember that the other day those of the Church of England were
+Trimmers for enduring you; and now, by a sudden turn, you are become
+the favourites. Do not deceive yourselves; it is not the nature of
+lasting plants thus to shoot up in a night; you may look gay and green
+for a little time, but you want a root to give you a continuance. It
+is not so long since, as to be forgotten, that the maxim was, It is
+impossible for a Dissenter not to be a REBEL. Consider at this time in
+France, even the new converts are so far from being employed that they
+are disarmed; their sudden change maketh them still to be distrusted,
+notwithstanding that they are reconciled; what are you to expect then
+from your dear friends, to whom, whenever they shall think fit to
+throw you off again, you have in other times given such arguments for
+their excuse?
+
+Besides all this you act very unskilfully against your visible
+interest, if you throw away the advantages of which you can hardly
+fail in the next probable Revolution. Things tend naturally to what
+you would have, if you would let them alone, and not by an
+unseasonable activity lose the influences of your good star, which
+promiseth you everything that is prosperous.
+
+The Church of England, convinced of its error in being severe to you;
+the Parliament, whenever it meeteth sure to be gentle to you; the next
+heir, bred in the country which you have so often quoted for a pattern
+of indulgence; a general agreement of all thinking men, that we must
+no more cut ourselves off from the Protestants abroad, but rather
+enlarge the foundations upon which we are to build our defences
+against the common enemy; so that in truth, all things seem to
+conspire to give you ease and satisfaction, if by too much haste to
+anticipate your good fortune you do not destroy it.
+
+The Protestants have but one article of human strength to oppose the
+power which is now against them, and that is not to lose the advantage
+of their numbers by being so unwary as to let themselves be divided.
+
+We all agree in our duty to our prince; our objections to his belief
+do not hinder us from seeing his virtues; and our not complying with
+his religion hath no effect upon our allegiance. We are not to be
+laughed out of our passive obedience, and the doctrine of
+non-resistance, though even those who perhaps owe the best part of
+their security to that principle are apt to make a jest of it.
+
+So that if we give no advantage by the fatal mistake of misapplying
+our anger, by the natural course of things this danger will pass away
+like a shower of hail; fair weather will succeed, as lowering as the
+sky now looketh, and all this by a plain and easy receipt. Let us be
+still, quiet, and undivided, firm at the same time to our religion,
+our loyalty, and our laws; and so long as we continue this method it
+is next to impossible that the odds of two hundred to one should lose
+the bet; except the Church of Rome, which hath been so long barren of
+miracles, should now, in her declining age, be brought to bed of one
+that would outdo the best she can brag of in her legend.
+
+To conclude, the short question will be, Whether you will join with
+those who must in the end run the same fate with you? If Protestants
+of all sorts, in their behaviour to one another, have been to blame,
+they are upon more equal terms, and, for that very reason, it is
+fitter for them now to be reconciled. Our disunion is not only a
+reproach, but a danger to us. Those who believe in modern miracles
+have more right, or at least more excuse, to neglect all secular
+caution; but for us, it is as justifiable to have no religion as
+wilfully to throw away the human means of preserving it.--I am, Dear
+Sir, your most affectionate humble Servant, T.W.
+
+
+
+
+II.--'THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS'
+
+BY DANIEL DEFOE
+
+
+(_Defoe wrote an enormous number of pamphlets; for great part of his
+life he might almost have been described as a pamphleteer pure and
+simple. In the vast lists of publications which his biographers and
+bibliographers have compiled, partly by industry and partly by
+imagination, by far the larger number of entries is of the pamphlet
+kind. Indeed, as most people know, Defoe did not take to the
+composition of the fiction which has made his name famous till very
+late in life. Born in the year 1661, he began pamphleteering when he
+was scarcely of age, and continued in that way (with occasional
+excursions into work larger in scale, but not very different in style
+or matter) for nearly forty years before the publication of _Robinson
+Crusoe_. His two most famous and most effective pamphlets were the
+so-called _Legion Letter_ and _The Shortest Way with the Dissenters_
+(given here), to which may perhaps be added the _Reasons against War
+with France_. All these, with many others, appeared within the
+compass of the years 1700-1702. The three together touched upon the
+three most burning questions of the late seventeenth and early
+eighteenth centuries--parliamentary factiousness, an aggressive policy
+abroad, and toleration at home. Little or no annotation is required
+for their comprehension, but the reader may amuse himself if he likes
+by meditating whether the _Shortest Way_ is irony or not. My own
+opinion is that it is not; being a simple statement of the actual
+views of the other side. The anecdotic history of the piece--how it
+was taken for serious by both sides, was prosecuted by Government, the
+author proclaimed, and a reward offered for his detection; how, the
+printer and publisher being arrested, Defoe surrendered, was tried,
+pleaded guilty, was fined, pilloried, and imprisoned--may be read in
+the biographies. His imprisonment lasted till August 1704, when Harley
+let him out, and he entered upon a course of rather mysterious service
+as a Government free-lance, which was continued under various
+ministries, and has not on the whole brought him credit with
+posterity. For many years, his remarkable _Review_, a political
+journal which he conducted single-handed, served as his chief organ;
+but he never gave up writing pamphlets till his death in 1731, though
+he never approached either the merit or the effect of that here
+given._)
+
+
+Sir Roger L'Estrange tells us a story in his collection of fables, of
+the cock and the horses. The cock was gotten to roost in the stable
+among the horses, and there being no racks or other conveniences for
+him, it seems he was forced to roost upon the ground. The horses
+jostling about for room, and putting the cock in danger of his life,
+he gives them this grave advice, 'Pray, gentlefolks, let us stand
+still, for fear we should tread upon one another.'
+
+There are some people in the world, who now they are unperched, and
+reduced to an equality with other people, and under strong and very
+just apprehensions of being further treated as they deserve, begin,
+with AEsop's cock, to preach up peace and union, and the Christian
+duties of moderation, forgetting that, when they had the power in
+their hands, these graces were strangers in their gates.
+
+It is now near fourteen years that the glory and peace of the purest
+and most flourishing Church in the world has been eclipsed, buffeted,
+and disturbed by a sort of men whom God in His providence has suffered
+to insult over her and bring her down. These have been the days of her
+humiliation and tribulation. She has borne with invincible patience
+the reproach of the wicked, and God has at last heard her prayers, and
+delivered her from the oppression of the stranger.
+
+And now they find their day is over, their power gone, and the throne
+of this nation possessed by a royal, English, true, and ever-constant
+member of, and friend to, the Church of England. Now they find that
+they are in danger of the Church of England's just resentments; now
+they cry out peace, union, forbearance, and charity, as if the Church
+had not too long harboured her enemies under her wing, and nourished
+the viperous brood till they hiss and fly in the face of the mother
+that cherished them.
+
+No, gentlemen, the time of mercy is past, your day of grace is over;
+you should have practised peace, and moderation, and charity, if you
+expected any yourselves.
+
+We have heard none of this lesson for fourteen years past. We have
+been huffed and bullied with your Act of Toleration; you have told us
+that you are the Church established by law, as well as others; have
+set up your canting synagogues at our church doors, and the Church and
+members have been loaded with reproaches, with oaths, associations,
+abjurations, and what not. Where has been the mercy, the forbearance,
+the charity, you have shown to tender consciences of the Church of
+England, that could not take oaths as fast as you made them; that
+having sworn allegiance to their lawful and rightful King, could not
+dispense with that oath, their King being still alive, and swear to
+your new hodge-podge of a Dutch Government? These have been turned out
+of their livings, and they and their families left to starve; their
+estates double taxed to carry on a war they had no hand in, and you
+got nothing by. What account can you give of the multitudes you have
+forced to comply, against their consciences, with your new sophistical
+politics, who, like new converts in France, sin because they cannot
+starve? And now the tables are turned upon you; you must not be
+persecuted; it is not a Christian spirit.
+
+You have butchered one king, deposed another king, and made a mock
+king of a third, and yet you could have the face to expect to be
+employed and trusted by the fourth. Anybody that did not know the
+temper of your party would stand amazed at the impudence, as well as
+folly, to think of it.
+
+Your management of your Dutch monarch, whom you reduced to a mere King
+of Clouts, is enough to give any future princes such an idea of your
+principles as to warn them sufficiently from coming into your
+clutches; and God be thanked the Queen is out of your hands, knows
+you, and will have a care of you.
+
+There is no doubt but the supreme authority of a nation has in itself
+a power, and a right to that power, to execute the laws upon any part
+of that nation it governs. The execution of the known laws of the
+land, and that with a weak and gentle hand neither, was all this
+fanatical party of this land have ever called persecution; this they
+have magnified to a height, that the sufferings of the Huguenots in
+France were not to be compared with. Now, to execute the known laws
+of a nation upon those who transgress them, after voluntarily
+consenting to the making those laws, can never be called persecution,
+but justice. But justice is always violence to the party offending,
+for every man is innocent in his own eyes. The first execution of the
+laws against Dissenters in England was in the days of King James the
+First; and what did it amount to truly? The worst they suffered was at
+their own request: to let them go to New England and erect a new
+colony, and give them great privileges, grants, and suitable powers,
+keep them under protection, and defend them against all invaders, and
+receive no taxes or revenue from them. This was the cruelty of the
+Church of England. Fatal leniency! It was the ruin of that excellent
+prince, King Charles the First. Had King James sent all the Puritans
+in England away to the West Indies, we had been a national, unmixed
+Church; the Church of England had been kept undivided and entire.
+
+To requite the lenity of the father they take up arms against the son;
+conquer, pursue, take, imprison, and at last put to death the anointed
+of God, and destroy the very being and nature of government, setting
+up a sordid impostor, who had neither title to govern nor
+understanding to manage, but supplied that want with power, bloody and
+desperate counsels, and craft without conscience.
+
+Had not King James the First withheld the full execution of the laws,
+had he given them strict justice, he had cleared the nation of them,
+and the consequences had been plain: his son had never been murdered
+by them nor the monarchy overwhelmed. It was too much mercy shown them
+was the ruin of his posterity and the ruin of the nation's peace. One
+would think the Dissenters should not have the face to believe that we
+are to be wheedled and canted into peace and toleration when they know
+that they have once requited us with a civil war, and once with an
+intolerable and unrighteous persecution for our former civility.
+
+Nay, to encourage us to be easy with them, it is apparent that they
+never had the upper hand of the Church, but they treated her with all
+the severity, with all the reproach and contempt that was possible.
+What peace and what mercy did they show the loyal gentry of the Church
+of England in the time of their triumphant Commonwealth? How did they
+put all the gentry of England to ransom, whether they were actually in
+arms for the King or not, making people compound for their estates and
+starve their families? How did they treat the clergy of the Church of
+England, sequestered the ministers, devoured the patrimony of the
+Church, and divided the spoil by sharing the Church lands among their
+soldiers, and turning her clergy out to starve? Just such measure as
+they have meted should be measured them again.
+
+Charity and love is the known doctrine of the Church of England, and
+it is plain she has put it in practice towards the Dissenters, even
+beyond what they ought, till she has been wanting to herself, and in
+effect unkind to her sons, particularly in the too much lenity of King
+James the First, mentioned before. Had he so rooted the Puritans from
+the face of the land, which he had an opportunity early to have done,
+they had not had the power to vex the Church as since they have done.
+
+In the days of King Charles the Second how did the Church reward their
+bloody doings with lenity and mercy, except the barbarous regicides of
+the pretended court of justice? Not a soul suffered for all the blood
+in an unnatural war. King Charles came in all mercy and love,
+cherished them, preferred them, employed them, withheld the rigour of
+the law, and oftentimes, even against the advice of his Parliament,
+gave them liberty of conscience; and how did they requite him with the
+villanous contrivance to depose and murder him and his successor at
+the Rye Plot?
+
+King James, as if mercy was the inherent quality of the family, began
+his reign with unusual favour to them. Nor could their joining with
+the Duke of Monmouth against him move him to do himself justice upon
+them; but that mistaken prince thought to win them by gentleness and
+love, proclaimed an universal liberty to them, and rather
+discountenanced the Church of England than them. How they requited him
+all the world knows.
+
+The late reign is too fresh in the memory of all the world to need a
+comment; how, under pretence of joining with the Church in redressing
+some grievances, they pushed things to that extremity, in conjunction
+with some mistaken gentlemen, as to depose the late King, as if the
+grievance of the nation could not have been redressed but by the
+absolute ruin of the prince. Here is an instance of their temper,
+their peace, and charity. To what height they carried themselves
+during the reign of a king of their own; how they crept into all
+places of trust and profit; how they insinuated into the favour of the
+King, and were at first preferred to the highest places in the nation;
+how they engrossed the ministry, and above all, how pitifully they
+managed, is too plain to need any remarks.
+
+But particularly their mercy and charity, the spirit of union, they
+tell us so much of, has been remarkable in Scotland. If any man would
+see the spirit of a Dissenter, let him look into Scotland. There they
+made entire conquest of the Church, trampled down the sacred orders,
+and suppressed the Episcopal government with an absolute, and, as they
+suppose, irretrievable victory, though it is possible they may find
+themselves mistaken. Now it would be a very proper question to ask
+their impudent advocate, the Observator, pray how much mercy and
+favour did the members of the Episcopal Church find in Scotland from
+the Scotch Presbyterian Government? and I shall undertake for the
+Church of England that the Dissenters shall still receive as much
+here, though they deserve but little.
+
+In a small treatise of the sufferings of the Episcopal clergy in
+Scotland, it will appear what usage they met with; how they not only
+lost their livings, but in several places were plundered and abused in
+their persons; the ministers that could not conform turned out with
+numerous families and no maintenance, and hardly charity enough left
+to relieve them with a bit of bread. And the cruelties of the parties
+are innumerable, and not to be attempted in this short piece.
+
+And now to prevent the distant cloud which they perceived to hang over
+their heads from England, with a true Presbyterian policy they put in
+for a union of nations, that England might unite their Church with the
+Kirk of Scotland, and their Presbyterian members sit in our House of
+Commons, and their Assembly of Scotch canting long-cloaks in our
+Convocation. What might have been if our fanatic Whiggish statesmen
+continued, God only knows; but we hope we are out of fear of that now.
+
+It is alleged by some of the faction--and they began to bully us with
+it--that if we won't unite with them they will not settle the crown
+with us again, but when Her Majesty dies, will choose a king for
+themselves.
+
+If they won't, we must make them, and it is not the first time we have
+let them know that we are able. The crowns of these kingdoms have not
+so far disowned the right of succession but they may retrieve it
+again; and if Scotland thinks to come off from a successive to an
+elective state of government, England has not promised not to assist
+the right heir and put them into possession without any regard to
+their ridiculous settlements.
+
+These are the gentlemen, these their ways of treating the Church, both
+at home and abroad. Now let us examine the reasons they pretend to
+give why we should be favourable to them, why we should continue and
+tolerate them among us.
+
+First, they are very numerous, they say; they are a great part of the
+nation, and we cannot suppress them.
+
+To this may be answered:--
+
+1. They are not so numerous as the Protestants in France, and yet the
+French King effectually cleared the nation of them at once, and we
+don't find he misses them at home. But I am not of the opinion they
+are so numerous as is pretended; their party is more numerous than
+their persons, and those mistaken people of the Church who are misled
+and deluded by their wheedling artifices to join with them, make
+their party the greater; but these will open their eyes when the
+Government shall set heartily about the work, and come off from them,
+as some animals, which they say always desert a house when it is
+likely to fall.
+
+2. The more numerous the more dangerous, and therefore the more need
+to suppress them; and God has suffered us to bear them as goads in our
+sides for not utterly extinguishing them long ago.
+
+3. If we are to allow them only because we cannot suppress them, then
+it ought to be tried whether we can or not; and I am of opinion it is
+easy to be done, and could prescribe ways and means, if it were
+proper; but I doubt not the Government will find effectual methods for
+the rooting the contagion from the face of this land.
+
+Another argument they use, which is this, that it is a time of war,
+and we have need to unite against the common enemy.
+
+We answer, this common enemy had been no enemy if they had not made
+him so. He was quiet, in peace, and no way disturbed or encroached
+upon us, and we know no reason we had to quarrel with him.
+
+But further, we make no question but we are able to deal with this
+common enemy without their help; but why must we unite with them
+because of the enemy? Will they go over to the enemy if we do not
+prevent it by a union with them? We are very well contented they
+should, and make no question we shall be ready to deal with them and
+the common enemy too, and better without them than with them.
+
+Besides, if we have a common enemy, there is the more need to be
+secure against our private enemies. If there is one common enemy, we
+have the less need to have an enemy in our bowels.
+
+It was a great argument some people used against suppressing the old
+money, that it was a time of war, and it was too great a risk for the
+nation to run; if we should not master it, we should be undone. And
+yet the sequel proved the hazard was not so great but it might be
+mastered, and the success was answerable. The suppressing the
+Dissenters is not a harder work nor a work of less necessity to the
+public. We can never enjoy a settled, uninterrupted union and
+tranquillity in this nation till the spirit of Whiggism, faction, and
+schism is melted down like the old money.
+
+To talk of the difficulty is to frighten ourselves with chimeras and
+notions of a powerful party, which are indeed a party without power.
+Difficulties often appear greater at a distance than when they are
+searched into with judgment and distinguished from the vapours and
+shadows that attend them.
+
+We are not to be frightened with it; this age is wiser than that by
+all our own experience and theirs too. King Charles the First had
+early suppressed this party if he had taken more deliberate measures.
+In short, it is not worth arguing to talk of their arms. Their
+Monmouths, and Shaftesburys, and Argyles are gone; their Dutch
+sanctuary is at an end; Heaven has made way for their destruction, and
+if we do not close with the Divine occasion we are to blame ourselves,
+and may remember that we had once an opportunity to serve the Church
+of England by extirpating her implacable enemies, and having let slip
+the minute that Heaven presented, may experimentally complain, _Post
+est occasio calva_.
+
+Here are some popular objections in the way:--
+
+As first, the Queen has promised them to continue them in their
+tolerated liberty, and has told us she will be a religious observer of
+her word.
+
+What Her Majesty will do we cannot help; but what, as head of the
+Church, she ought to do, is another case. Her Majesty has promised to
+protect and defend the Church of England, and if she cannot
+effectually do that without the destruction of the Dissenters, she
+must of course dispense with one promise to comply with another. But
+to answer this cavil more effectually: Her Majesty did never promise
+to maintain the toleration to the destruction of the Church; but it is
+upon supposition that it may be compatible with the well-being and
+safety of the Church, which she had declared she would take especial
+care of. Now if these two interests clash, it is plain Her Majesty's
+intentions are to uphold, protect, defend, and establish the Church,
+and this we conceive is impossible.
+
+Perhaps it may be said that the Church is in no immediate danger from
+the Dissenters, and therefore it is time enough. But this is a weak
+answer.
+
+For first, if a danger be real, the distance of it is no argument
+against, but rather a spur to quicken us to prevention, lest it be too
+late hereafter.
+
+And secondly, here is the opportunity, and the only one perhaps that
+ever the Church had, to secure herself and destroy her enemies.
+
+The representatives of the nation have now an opportunity; the time is
+come which all good men have wished for, that the gentlemen of England
+may serve the Church of England. Now they are protected and encouraged
+by a Church of England Queen.
+
+What will you do for your sister in the day that she shall be spoken
+for?
+
+If ever you will establish the best Christian Church in the world; if
+ever you will suppress the spirit of enthusiasm; if ever you will free
+the nation from the viperous brood that have so long sucked the blood
+of their mother; if ever you will leave your posterity free from
+faction and rebellion, this is the time. This is the time to pull up
+this heretical weed of sedition that has so long disturbed the peace
+of our Church and poisoned the good corn.
+
+But, says another hot and cold objector, this is renewing fire and
+faggot, reviving the act _De Heretico Comburendo_; this will be
+cruelty in its nature, and barbarous to all the world.
+
+I answer, it is cruelty to kill a snake or a toad in cold blood, but
+the poison of their nature makes it a charity to our neighbours to
+destroy those creatures, not for any personal injury received, but for
+prevention; not for the evil they have done, but the evil they may do.
+
+Serpents, toads, vipers, etc., are noxious to the body, and poison the
+sensitive life; these poison the soul, corrupt our posterity, ensnare
+our children, destroy the vitals of our happiness, our future
+felicity, and contaminate the whole mass.
+
+Shall any law be given to such wild creatures? Some beasts are for
+sport, and the huntsmen give them advantages of ground; but some are
+knocked on the head by all possible ways of violence and surprise.
+
+I do not prescribe fire and faggot, but, as Scipio said of Carthage,
+_Delenda est Carthago_. They are to be rooted out of this nation, if
+ever we will live in peace, serve God, or enjoy our own. As for the
+manner, I leave it to those hands who have a right to execute God's
+justice on the nation's and the Church's enemies.
+
+But if we must be frighted from this justice under the specious
+pretences and odious sense of cruelty, nothing will be effected: it
+will be more barbarous to our own children and dear posterity when
+they shall reproach their fathers, as we do ours, and tell us, 'You
+had an opportunity to root out this cursed race from the world under
+the favour and protection of a true English queen; and out of your
+foolish pity you spared them, because, forsooth, you would not be
+cruel; and now our Church is suppressed and persecuted, our religion
+trampled under foot, our estates plundered, our persons imprisoned and
+dragged to jails, gibbets, and scaffolds: your sparing this Amalekite
+race is our destruction, your mercy to them proves cruelty to your
+poor posterity.'
+
+How just will such reflections be when our posterity shall fall under
+the merciless clutches of this uncharitable generation, when our
+Church shall be swallowed up in schism, faction, enthusiasm, and
+confusion; when our Government shall be devolved upon foreigners, and
+our monarchy dwindled into a republic.
+
+It would be more rational for us, if we must spare this generation, to
+summon our own to a general massacre, and as we have brought them into
+the world free, send them out so, and not betray them to destruction
+by our supine negligence, and then cry, 'It is mercy.'
+
+Moses was a merciful, meek man, and yet with what fury did he run
+through the camp, and cut the throats of three and thirty thousand of
+his dear Israelites that were fallen into idolatry. What was the
+reason? It was mercy to the rest to make these examples, to prevent
+the destruction of the whole army.
+
+How many millions of future souls we save from infection and delusion
+if the present race of poisoned spirits were purged from the face of
+the land!
+
+It is vain to trifle in this matter, the light, foolish handling of
+them by mulcts, fines, etc.,--it is their glory and their advantage.
+If the gallows instead of the Counter, and the galleys instead of the
+fines, were the reward of going to a conventicle, to preach or hear,
+there would not be so many sufferers. The spirit of martyrdom is over;
+they that will go to church to be chosen sheriffs and mayors would go
+to forty churches rather than be hanged.
+
+If one severe law were made and punctually executed, that whoever was
+found at a conventicle should be banished the nation and the preacher
+be hanged, we should soon see an end of the tale. They would all come
+to church, and one age would make us all one again.
+
+To talk of five shillings a month for not coming to the sacrament, and
+one shilling per week for not coming to church, this is such a way of
+converting people as never was known; this is selling them a liberty
+to transgress for so much money. If it be not a crime, why don't we
+give them full license? And if it be, no price ought to compound for
+the committing it, for that is selling a liberty to people to sin
+against God and the Government.
+
+If it be a crime of the highest consequence both against the peace and
+welfare of the nation, the glory of God, the good of the Church, and
+the happiness of the soul, let us rank it among capital offences, and
+let it receive a punishment in proportion to it.
+
+We hang men for trifles, and banish them for things not worth naming;
+but an offence against God and the Church, against the welfare of the
+world and the dignity of religion, shall be bought off for five
+shillings! This is such a shame to a Christian Government that it is
+with regret I transmit it to posterity.
+
+If men sin against God, affront His ordinances, rebel against His
+Church, and disobey the precepts of their superiors, let them suffer
+as such capital crimes deserve. So will religion flourish, and this
+divided nation be once again united.
+
+And yet the title of barbarous and cruel will soon be taken off from
+this law too. I am not supposing that all the Dissenters in England
+should be hanged or banished, but, as in cases of rebellions and
+insurrections, if a few of the ringleaders suffer, the multitude are
+dismissed; so, a few obstinate people being made examples, there is no
+doubt but the severity of the law would find a stop in the compliance
+of the multitude.
+
+To make the reasonableness of this matter out of question, and more
+unanswerably plain, let us examine for what it is that this nation is
+divided into parties and factions, and let us see how they can justify
+a separation, or we of the Church of England can justify our bearing
+the insults and inconveniences of the party.
+
+One of their leading pastors, and a man of as much learning as most
+among them, in his answer to a pamphlet, entitled 'An Inquiry into the
+Occasional Conformity,' has these words, p. 27, 'Do the religion of
+the Church and the meeting-houses make two religions? Wherein do they
+differ? The substance of the same religion is common to them both; and
+the modes and accidents are the things in which only they differ.' P.
+28: 'Thirty-nine articles are given us for the summary of our
+religion; thirty-six contain the substance of it, wherein we agree;
+three the additional appendices, about which we have some
+differences.'
+
+Now, if, as by their own acknowledgment, the Church of England is a
+true Church, and the difference between them is only in a few modes
+and accidents, why should we expect that they will suffer galleys,
+corporeal punishment, and banishment for these trifles? There is no
+question but they will be wiser; even their own principles will not
+bear them out in it; they will certainly comply with the laws and with
+reason; and though at the first severity they may seem hard, the next
+age will feel nothing of it; the contagion will be rooted out; the
+disease being cured, there will be no need of the operation; but if
+they should venture to transgress and fall into the pit, all the world
+must condemn their obstinacy, as being without ground from their own
+principles.
+
+Thus the pretence of cruelty will be taken off, and the party actually
+suppressed, and the disquiets they have so often brought upon the
+nation prevented.
+
+Their numbers and their wealth make them haughty, and that is so far
+from being an argument to persuade us to forbear them, that it is a
+warning to us, without any delay, to reconcile them to the unity of
+the Church or remove them from us.
+
+At present, Heaven be praised, they are not so formidable as they have
+been, and it is our own fault if ever we suffer them to be so.
+Providence and the Church of England seem to join in this particular,
+that now the destroyers of the nation's peace may be overturned, and
+to this end the present opportunity seems to be put into our hands.
+
+To this end her present Majesty seems reserved to enjoy the crown,
+that the ecclesiastic as well as civil rights of the nation may be
+restored by her hand. To this end the face of affairs have received
+such a turn in the process of a few months as never has been before;
+the leading men of the nation, the universal cry of the people, the
+unanimous request of the clergy, agree in this, that the deliverance
+of our Church is at hand. For this end has Providence given us such a
+Parliament, such a Convocation, such a gentry, and such a Queen as we
+never had before. And what may be the consequences of a neglect of
+such opportunities? The succession of the crown has but a dark
+prospect; another Dutch turn may make the hopes of it ridiculous and
+the practice impossible. Be the house of our future princes never so
+well inclined, they will be foreigners, and many years will be spent
+in suiting the genius of strangers to this crown and the interests of
+the nation; and how many ages it may be before the English throne be
+filled with so much zeal and candour, so much tenderness and hearty
+affection to the Church as we see it now covered with, who can
+imagine?
+
+It is high time, then, for the friends of the Church of England to
+think of building up and establishing her in such a manner that she
+may be no more invaded by foreigners nor divided by factions, schisms,
+and error.
+
+If this could be done by gentle and easy methods, I should be glad;
+but the wound is corroded, the vitals begin to mortify, and nothing
+but amputation of members can complete the cure; all the ways of
+tenderness and compassion, all persuasive arguments, have been made
+use of in vain.
+
+The humour of the Dissenters has so increased among the people that
+they hold the Church in defiance, and the house of God is an
+abomination among them; nay, they have brought up their posterity in
+such prepossessed aversions to our holy religion that the ignorant mob
+think we are all idolaters and worshippers of Baal, and account it a
+sin to come within the walls of our churches.
+
+The primitive Christians were not more shy of a heathen temple or of
+meat offered to idols, nor the Jews of swine's flesh, than some of our
+Dissenters are of the Church, and the divine service selemnised
+therein.
+
+This obstinacy must be rooted out with the profession of it; while the
+generation are less at liberty daily to affront God Almighty and
+dishonour His holy worship, we are wanting in our duty to God and our
+mother, the Church of England.
+
+How can we answer it to God, to the Church, and to our posterity, to
+leave them entangled with fanaticism, error, and obstinacy in the
+bowels of the nation; to leave them an enemy in their streets, that in
+time may involve them in the same crimes, and endanger the utter
+extirpation of religion in the nation?
+
+What is the difference betwixt this and being subjected to the power
+of the Church of Rome, from whence we have reformed? If one be an
+extreme on one hand, and one on another, it is equally destructive to
+the truth to have errors settled among us, let them be of what nature
+they will.
+
+Both are enemies of our Church and of our peace; and why should it not
+be as criminal to admit an enthusiast as a Jesuit? Why should the
+Papist with his seven sacraments be worse than the Quaker with no
+sacraments at all? Why should religious houses be more intolerable
+than meeting-houses? Alas, the Church of England! What with Popery on
+one hand, and schismatics on the other, how has she been crucified
+between two thieves!
+
+Now let us crucify the thieves. Let her foundations be established
+upon the destruction of her enemies. The doors of mercy being always
+open to the returning part of the deluded people, let the obstinate be
+ruled with the rod of iron.
+
+Let all true sons of so holy and oppressed a mother, exasperated by
+her afflictions, harden their hearts against those who have oppressed
+her.
+
+And may God Almighty put it into the hearts of all the friends of
+truth to lift up a standard against pride and Antichrist, that the
+posterity of the sons of error may be rooted out from the face of this
+land for ever.
+
+
+
+
+III.--THE 'DRAPIER'S LETTERS'
+
+(NOS. I AND 2)
+
+BY JONATHAN SWIFT
+
+
+(_The two pamphlets entitled _The Conduct of the Allies_ and _The
+Public Spirit of the Whigs_--which are sometimes considered the
+capital examples of the political efforts of Swift's magnificent
+genius--were the very Jachin and Boaz of the Tory administration in
+the last years of Anne, and the effect of them has been admitted by
+such a violent Whig and such a good critic as Jeffrey. They seemed,
+however, not wholly suitable for insertion here; first, because of
+their length (for one would have occupied nearly a third, the other
+nearly a fourth of this volume), and secondly, because the greater
+part of each does really, to some extent, underlie the charge brought
+against political pamphlets generally, and, being occupied with a
+great number of personal and particular matters, requires either much
+intimacy with the period or elaborate and probably tedious comparison
+and elucidation, to make it intelligible. No such drawback attaches
+to the almost more famous _Drapier's Letters_, of which I give the
+first and second. They were written at the very zenith of their
+author's marvellous powers, and at the time when his _saeva indignatio_
+was heated seven times hotter than usual by the conviction that his
+last hope of English promotion was gone. Their circumstances are
+simple and well known. Wood had received a patent to coin copper money
+for Ireland to the amount of L108,000. Most commentators seem to think
+that he would have done this honestly enough; to me the simple fact
+that on the revocation of his patent a pension of L3000 a year was
+given to him in compensation is proof enough of the contrary. It is
+impossible to imagine any honest profit on a transaction of such a
+nature to such an amount which could rise to the capital value of such
+a pension. That Swift was instigated to take up his pen against the
+transaction by private griefs against the Ministry is extremely
+probable; that the thing was not a job less so. As before, I must
+refer to biographers for the details of the matter; the text is what
+interests us here. I shall only remind the reader that Swift was
+fifty-seven when the 'Drapier' wrote, that _Gulliver_ appeared about
+three years later, and that Swift himself expired--lunatic and
+miserable beyond utterance--on the 19th October 1745, twenty-one years
+after all Dublin and half England had rung with the boldness and the
+triumph of the 'Drapier.'_)
+
+
+I
+
+TO THE TRADESMEN, SHOP-KEEPERS, FARMERS, AND COMMON-PEOPLE IN GENERAL,
+OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND; CONCERNING THE BRASS HALF-PENCE COINED BY
+MR. WOOD.
+
+Brethren, Friends, Countrymen, and Fellow Subjects--What I intend now
+to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the care of your
+salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves, and your children;
+your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life entirely
+depend upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men, as
+Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
+paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others;
+which that you may do at the less expence, I have ordered the printer
+to sell it at the lowest rate.
+
+It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
+intention than to do you good you will not be at the pains to read his
+advices: one copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will
+be less than a farthing a-piece. It is your folly that you have no
+common or general interest in your view, not even the wisest among
+you, neither do you know or enquire, or care who are your friends or
+who are your enemies.
+
+About four years ago, a little book was written, to advise all people
+to wear the manufactures of this our own dear country: it had no other
+design, said nothing against the king or Parliament, or any man, yet
+the poor printer was prosecuted two years, with the utmost violence,
+and even some weavers themselves, for whose sake it was written, being
+upon the jury, found him guilty. This would be enough to discourage
+any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either neglect
+him or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect only
+danger to himself and loss of money, perhaps to his ruin.
+
+However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
+before your eyes, if you do not behave yourselves as you ought.
+
+I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact; and then
+I will lay before you how you ought to act in common prudence, and
+according to the laws of your country.
+
+The fact is thus, It having been many years since copper half-pence or
+farthings were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some
+time very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of
+raps. Several applications were made to England, that we might have
+liberty to coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not
+succeed. At last one Mr. Wood a mean ordinary man, a hard-ware dealer,
+procured a patent under his Majesty's Broad Seal to coin fourscore and
+ten thousand pounds in copper for this kingdom, which patent however
+did not oblige any one here to take them, unless they pleased. Now you
+must know, that the half-pence and farthings in England pass for very
+little more than they are worth. And if you should beat them to
+pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would not lose above a penny
+in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his half-pence of such base metal,
+and so much smaller than the English ones, that the brazier would not
+give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of his; so that
+this sum of fourscore and ten thousand pounds in good gold and silver,
+must be given for trash that will not be worth above eight or nine
+thousand pounds real value. But this is not the worst, for Mr. Wood,
+when he pleases, may by stealth send over another and another
+fourscore and ten thousand pounds, and buy all our goods for eleven
+parts in twelve, under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a
+dozen of hats for five shillings a-piece, which amounts to three
+pounds, and receives the payment in Mr. Wood's coin, he really
+receives only the value of five shillings.
+
+Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood
+could have so much interest as to get his Majesty's Broad Seal for so
+great a sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country, and that
+all the nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and
+let us make our own half-pence, as we used to do. Now I will make that
+matter very plain. We are at a great distance from the king's court,
+and have nobody there to solicit for us, although a great number of
+lords and squires, whose estates are here, and are our countrymen,
+spend all their lives and fortunes there. But this same Mr. Wood was
+able to attend constantly for his own interest; he is an Englishman
+and had great friends, and it seems knew very well where to give money
+to those that would speak to others that could speak to the king and
+could tell a fair story. And his majesty, and perhaps the great lord
+or lords who advised him, might think it was for our country's good;
+and so, as the lawyers express it, the king was deceived in his grant,
+which often happens in all reigns. And I am sure if his majesty knew
+that such a patent, if it should take effect according to the desire
+of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom, which hath given such
+great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately recall it, and
+perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other: but a word to the
+wise is enough. Most of you must have heard, with what anger our
+honourable House of Commons receiv'd an account of this Wood's patent.
+There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that
+it was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top, and several
+smart votes were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to
+answer likewise in print, and in so confident a way, as if he were a
+better man than our whole Parliament put together.
+
+This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over
+a great many barrels of those half-pence, to Cork and other seaport
+towns, and to get them off, offered an hundred pounds in his coin for
+seventy or eighty in silver: but the collectors of the king's customs
+very honestly refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else.
+And since the Parliament hath condemned them, and desired the king
+that they might be stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.
+
+But Wood is still working under hand to force his half-pence upon us,
+and if he can by help of his friends in England prevail so far as to
+get an order that the commissioners and collectors of the king's money
+shall receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he
+thinks his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be
+under in such a case: for the common soldier when he goes to the
+market or ale-house will offer this money, and if it be refused,
+perhaps he will swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher
+or ale-wife, or take the goods by force, and throw them the bad
+half-pence. In this and the like cases the shop-keeper, or victualler,
+or any other tradesman, has no more to do than to demand ten times
+the price of his goods if it is to be paid in Wood's money; for
+example, twenty pence of that money for a quart of ale, and so in all
+things else, and not part with his goods till he gets the money.
+
+For suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the
+landlord gives you a quart for four of these half-pence, what must the
+victualler do? His brewer will not be paid in that coin, or if the
+brewer should be such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them
+for their bere, because they are bound by their leases to pay their
+rents in good and lawful money of England, which this is not, nor of
+Ireland neither, and the Squire their landlord will never be so
+bewitched to take such trash for his land; so that it must certainly
+stop somewhere or other, and where-ever it stops it is the same thing,
+and we are all undone.
+
+The common weight of these half-pence is between four and five to an
+ounce; suppose five, then three shillings and fourpence will weigh a
+pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
+weight. Now there are many hundred farmers who pay two hundred pound a
+year rent. Therefore when one of these farmers comes with his half
+year's rent, which is one hundred pound, it will be at least six
+hundred pound weight, which is three horses load.
+
+If a squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine and
+spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he
+must bring with him five or six horses loaden with sacks as the
+farmers bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our
+shops, it must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And
+I hope we shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is
+worth.
+
+They say Squire Conolly has sixteen thousand pounds a year; now if he
+sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
+hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
+three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers
+will do I cannot tell. For I am assured that some great bankers keep
+by them forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments,
+which sum, in Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to
+carry it.
+
+For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty
+good shop of Irish stuffs and silks, and instead of taking Mr. Wood's
+bad copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours the butchers, and
+bakers, and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods, and the little
+gold and silver I have I will keep by me like my heart's blood till
+better times, or till I am just ready to starve, and then I will buy
+Mr. Wood's money, as my father did the brass money in K. James's time,
+who could buy ten pound of it with a guinea, and I hope to get as
+much for a pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such
+fools as to sell it me.
+
+These half-pence, if they once pass, will soon be counterfeit, because
+it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The Dutch likewise will
+probably do the same thing, and send them over to us to pay for our
+goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest but coin on: so that in some
+years we shall have at least five times fourscore and ten thousand
+pounds of this lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not
+reckoned to be above four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while
+there is a silver sixpence left, these blood-suckers will never be
+quiet.
+
+When once the kingdom is reduced to such a condition I will tell you
+what must be the end: the gentlemen of estates will all turn off their
+tenants for want of payment, because, as I told you before, the
+tenants are obliged by their leases to pay sterling, which is lawful
+current money of England; then they will turn their own farmers, as
+too many of them do already, run all into sheep where they can,
+keeping only such other cattle as are necessary; then they will be
+their own merchants, and send their wool and butter and hides and
+linen beyond sea for ready money and wine and spices and silks. They
+will keep only a few miserable cottiers. The farmers must rob or beg,
+or leave their country. The shop-keepers in this and every other town
+must break and starve: for it is the landed man that maintains the
+merchant, and shop-keeper, and handicraftsman.
+
+But when the squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good
+money he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and
+keep some poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who
+will be glad to get bread at any rate.
+
+I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that
+we shall undergo if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed
+coin. It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one
+scale, and this sorry fellow Wood into the other, that Mr. Wood should
+weigh down this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million
+of good money every year clear into their pockets, and that is more
+than the English do by all the world besides.
+
+But your great comfort is, that, as his majesty's patent does not
+oblige you to take this money, so the laws have not given the Crown a
+power of forcing the subjects to take what money the king pleases: for
+then, by the same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones or
+cockle-shells, or stamped leather for current coin, if ever we should
+happen to live under an ill prince, who might likewise by the same
+power make a guinea pass for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty
+shillings, and so on, by which he would in a short time get all the
+silver and gold of the kingdom into his own hands, and leave us
+nothing but brass or leather or what he pleased. Neither is anything
+reckoned more cruel or oppressive in the French Government than their
+common practice of calling in all their money after they have sunk it
+very low, and then coining it a-new at a much higher value, which
+however is not the thousandth part so wicked as this abominable
+project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects silver for
+silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as give us
+good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth part
+of their worth.
+
+Having said this much, I will now go on to tell you the judgments of
+some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose for your
+sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be sure
+I went upon good grounds.
+
+A famous law-book call'd the _Mirrour of Justice_, discoursing of the
+articles (or laws) ordained by our ancient kings, declares the law to
+be as follows: It was ordained that no king of this realm should
+change, impair, or amend the money or make any other money than of
+gold or silver without the assent of all the counties, that is, as my
+Lord Coke says, without the assent of Parliament.
+
+This book is very ancient, and of great authority for the time in
+which it was wrote, and with that character is often quoted by that
+great lawyer my Lord Coke. By the laws of England, several metals are
+divided into lawful or true metal and unlawful or false metal; the
+former comprehends silver or gold, the latter all baser metals: that
+the former is only to pass in payments appears by an Act of Parliament
+made the twentieth year of Edward the First, called the statute
+concerning the passing of pence, which I give you here as I got it
+translated into English; for some of our laws at that time were, as I
+am told, writ in Latin: Whoever in buying or selling presumeth to
+refuse an half-penny or farthing of lawful money, bearing the stamp
+which it ought to have, let him be seized on as a contemner of the
+king's majesty, and cast to prison.
+
+By this statute, no person is to be reckoned a contemner of the king's
+majesty, and for that crime to be committed to prison, but he who
+refuses to accept the king's coin made of lawful metal, by which, as I
+observ'd before, silver and gold only are intended.
+
+That this is the true construction of the Act, appears not only from
+the plain meaning of the words, but from my Lord Coke's observation
+upon it. By this Act (says he) it appears that no subject can be
+forc'd to take in buying or selling or other payments, any money made
+but of lawful metal; that is, of silver or gold.
+
+The law of England gives the king all mines of gold and silver, but
+not the mines of other metals; the reason of which prerogative or
+power, as it is given by my Lord Coke, is, because money can be made
+of gold and silver, but not of other metals.
+
+Pursuant to this opinion half-pence and farthings were anciently made
+of silver, which is more evident from the Act of Parliament of Henry
+the IVth. chap. 4, by which it is enacted as follows: Item, for the
+great scarcity that is at present within the realm of England of
+half-pence and farthings of silver, it is ordained and established
+that the third part of all the money of silver plate which shall be
+brought to the bullion, shall be made in half-pence and farthings.
+This shows that by the words half-penny and farthing of lawful money
+in that statute concerning the passing of pence, is meant a small coin
+in half-pence and farthings of silver.
+
+This is further manifest from the statute of the ninth year of Edward
+the IIId. chap. 3, which enacts, That no sterling half-penny or
+farthing be molten for to make vessel, or any other thing by the
+goldsmiths, nor others, upon forfeiture of the money so molten (or
+melted).
+
+By another Act in this king's reign black money was not to be current
+in England, and by an Act made in the eleventh year of his reign,
+chap. 5, galley half-pence were not to pass: what kind of coin these
+were I do not know, but I presume they were made of base metal, and
+that these Acts were no new laws, but further declarations of the old
+laws relating to the coin.
+
+Thus the law stands in relation to coin, nor is there any example to
+the contrary, except one in Davis's _Reports_, who tells us, that in
+the time of Tyrone's rebellion Queen Elizabeth ordered money of mixt
+metal to be coined in the Tower of London, and sent over hither for
+payment of the army, obliging all people to receive it, and commanding
+that all silver money should be taken only as bullion, that is, for as
+much as it weighed. Davis tells us several particulars in this matter
+too long here to trouble you with, and that the Privy Council of this
+kingdom obliged a merchant in England to receive this mixt money for
+goods transmitted hither.
+
+But this proceeding is rejected by all the best lawyers as contrary to
+law, the Privy Council here having no such power. And, besides, it is
+to be considered that the Queen was then under great difficulties by a
+rebellion in this kingdom, assisted from Spain, and whatever is done
+in great exigences and dangerous times should never be an example to
+proceed by in seasons of peace and quietness.
+
+I will now, my dear friends, to save you the trouble, set before you,
+in short, what the law obliges you to do, and what it does not oblige
+you to.
+
+First, You are oblig'd to take all money in payments which is coin'd
+by the king and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be
+of gold or silver.
+
+Secondly, You are not oblig'd to take any money which is not of gold
+or silver, not only the half-pence or farthings of England, or of any
+other country; and it is only for convenience, or ease, that you are
+content to take them, because the custom of coining silver half-pence
+and farthings hath long been left off, I will suppose on account of
+their being subject to be lost.
+
+Thirdly, Much less are we oblig'd to take those vile half-pence of
+that same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven-pence in every
+shilling.
+
+Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all, refuse this filthy
+trash: it is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood; his majesty in his
+patent obliges nobody to take these half-pence; our gracious prince
+hath no so ill advisers about him; or if he had, yet you see the laws
+have not left it in the king's power, to force us to take any coin but
+what is lawful, of right standard, gold and silver; therefore you have
+nothing to fear.
+
+And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are
+the poor sort of tradesmen: perhaps you may think you will not be so
+great losers as the rich if these half-pence should pass, because you
+seldom see any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls
+with nothing but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got; but
+you may take my word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you
+will be utterly undone; if you carry these half-pence to a shop for
+tobacco or brandy, or any other thing you want, the shop-keeper will
+advance his goods accordingly, or else he must break and leave the key
+under the door. Do you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff
+for twenty of Mr. Wood's half-pence? No, not under two hundred at
+least, neither will I be at the trouble of counting, but weigh them in
+a lump. I will tell you one thing further, that if Mr. Wood's project
+should take it will ruin even our beggars: for when I give a beggar an
+half-penny, it will quench his thirst, or go a good way to fill his
+belly; but the twelfth part of a half-penny will do him no more
+service than if I should give him three pins out of my sleeve.
+
+In short those half-pence are like the accursed thing, which, as the
+Scripture tells us, the children of Israel were forbidden to touch;
+they will run about like the plague and destroy every one who lays his
+hands upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told a king
+that he had invented a way to torment people by putting them into a
+bull of brass with fire under it, but the prince put the projector
+first into his own brazen bull to make the experiment; this very much
+resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and the like of this may possibly
+be Mr. Wood's fate, that the brass he contrived to torment this
+kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his destruction at last.
+
+_N.B._--The author of this paper is inform'd by persons who have made
+it their business to be exact in their observations on the true value
+of these half-pence, that any person may expect to get a quart of
+twopenny ale for thirty-six of them.
+
+I desire all persons may keep this paper carefully by them to refresh
+their memories whenever they shall have further notice of Mr. Wood's
+half-pence or any other the like imposture.
+
+
+II.
+
+A LETTER TO MR. HARDING THE PRINTER, UPON OCCASION OF A PARAGRAPH IN
+HIS NEWS-PAPER OF AUGUST 1, 1724, RELATING TO MR. WOOD'S HALF-PENCE.
+
+In your news-letter of the first instant there is a paragraph dated
+from London, July 25th, relating to Wood's half-pence; whereby it is
+plain, what I foretold in my letter to the shop-keepers, etc., that
+this vile fellow would never be at rest, and that the danger of our
+ruin approaches nearer, and therefore the kingdom requires new and
+fresh warning; however I take that paragraph to be, in a great
+measure, an imposition upon the public, at least I hope so, because I
+am informed that Wood is generally his own news-writer. I cannot but
+observe from that paragraph that this public enemy of ours, not
+satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every occasion to treat
+this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents several of our
+merchants and traders upon examination before a committee of a
+council, agreeing that there was the utmost necessity of copper-money
+here, before his patent, so that several gentlemen have been forced to
+tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
+subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
+patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a
+pound, and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and
+seal to his own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings,
+than Wood's brass seven times below the real value, can be to the
+kingdom, for an hundred and four thousand pounds?
+
+But who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that make this
+report of the utmost necessity we are under of copper money? They are
+only a few betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from
+whom they are to purchase a great quantity of his coin, perhaps at
+half value, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public and their
+own private advantage. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
+integrity the fate of a kingdom must depend, who are evidences in
+their own cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?
+
+If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we
+formerly did (and why we have not is everybody's wonder as well as
+mine), ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of
+only one fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock
+of half-pence we then had, would have been sufficient: but Wood by his
+emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up
+as many of our old half-pence as he could, and from thence the present
+want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would
+be, to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But
+supposing there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I
+will maintain that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum
+fully sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable
+shop-keeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and
+other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also
+with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree
+that two shillings in change for every family would be more than
+necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before
+that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much
+lessened our numbers) the souls in this kingdom are computed to be
+one million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two
+hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to
+each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds,
+whereas this honest liberal hard-ware-man Wood, would impose upon us
+above four times that sum.
+
+Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an
+assay taken at the Tower, of Wood's metal, by which it appears that
+Wood had in all respects performed his contract. His contract! With
+whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to
+be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,
+fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry,
+goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.
+
+But your news-letter says that an assay was made of the coin. How
+impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or
+two half-pence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are
+approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or
+shall coin for the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often
+sends to my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if
+he likes it he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole
+piece, and probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an
+hundred sheep, and the grazier should bring me one single weather fat
+and well fleeced by way of pattern, and expect the same price round
+for the whole hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was
+paid, or giving me good security to restore my money for those that
+were lean or shorn or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have
+heard of a man who had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried
+a piece of brick in his pocket, which he showed as a pattern to
+encourage purchasers: and this is directly the case in point with Mr.
+Wood's assay.
+
+The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals
+for preventing any future objections or apprehensions.
+
+His first proposal is, that whereas he hath already coined seventeen
+thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
+pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the exigences of
+trade require it, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater
+quantity.
+
+To which if I were to answer it should be thus: Let Mr. Wood and his
+crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle
+left in the kingdom; let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or
+the dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they
+please from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to
+know how he and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ
+themselves. But I hope and trust that we are all to a man fully
+determined to have nothing to do with him or his ware.
+
+The king has given him a patent to coin half-pence, but hath not
+obliged us to take them, and I have already shown in my Letter to the
+Shop-keepers, etc., that the law hath not left it in the power of the
+prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and
+silver of the right sterling and standard.
+
+Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions
+are dubious) that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds unless
+the exigences of trade require it: First, I observe that this sum of
+forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be
+sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old
+half-pence left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of
+trade require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this
+poor kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should
+succeed, we were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he
+will judge of our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at
+an end till he and his accomplices will think they have enough: and it
+now appears that he will not be content with all our gold and silver,
+but intends to buy up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.
+
+I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now
+proposes to sell his half-pence or what he calls his copper, by the
+pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath
+likewise been considered by others. It is certain that, by his own
+first computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was
+intrinsically worth but one, although it had been of the true weight
+and standard for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is
+so great a difference both in weight and badness in several of his
+coins that some of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic
+value, and most of them six or seven.
+
+His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to
+be very particularly consider'd, both on account of the matter and the
+style. It is as follows.
+
+Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
+Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold
+and silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and
+that no person be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+at one payment.
+
+First, observe this little impudent hard-ware-man turning into
+ridicule the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself
+as the cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no king of England
+ever attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his
+brass coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an
+example in history of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in
+daily dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the
+head of twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a
+tyrannical prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt
+administration, but by one single, diminutive, insignificant,
+mechanic.
+
+But to go on. To remove our direful apprehensions that he will drain
+us of our gold and silver by his coinage, this little arbitrary
+mock-monarch most graciously offers to take our manufactures in
+exchange. Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion?
+Is not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project
+will put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal
+to nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain, or
+any other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us
+only upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times
+higher than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance,
+that we will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not
+worth sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many
+shillings in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a
+compound of impudence, villainy and folly.
+
+His proposals conclude with perfect high-treason. He promises, that
+no person shall be obliged to receive more than five-pence half-penny
+of his coin in one payment: by which it is plain that he pretends to
+oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,
+if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the
+prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so
+that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
+absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.
+
+Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
+abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
+five-pence half-penny of his brass in every payment. And I will shoot
+Mr. Wood and his deputies through the head, like highway-men or
+house-breakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon
+me in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to
+submit to the lion; but who, with the figure of a man can think with
+patience of being devoured alive by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the
+people of Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax,
+I say, not only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures,
+the hire of handicraftsmen, labourers and servants. Shop-keepers, look
+to yourselves. Wood will oblige and force you to take five-pence
+half-penny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
+twenty, thirty, forty, payments in one day, or else you can hardly
+find bread: and pray consider how much that will amount to in a year;
+twenty times five-pence half-penny is nine shillings and two-pence,
+which is above an hundred and sixty pounds a year, whereof you will be
+losers of at least one hundred and forty pounds by taking your
+payments in his money. If any of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood
+on such conditions they may. But for my own particular, let his money
+perish with him. If the famous Mr. Hampden rather chose to go to
+prison than pay a few shillings to King Charles I. without authority
+of Parliament, I will rather choose to be hanged than have all my
+substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the pound, at the arbitrary
+will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.
+
+The paragraph concludes thus. _N.B._ (that is to say _nota bene_, or
+mark well) No evidence appeared from Ireland or elsewhere, to prove
+the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the
+execution of the said grant.
+
+The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
+House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
+kingdom; and secondly the Privy Council, addressed his majesty against
+these half-pence. What could be done more to express the universal
+sense and opinion of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the
+kingdom were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to
+reject it? Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole
+Privy Council go over to argue pro and con with Mr. Wood? To what end
+did the king give his patent for coining of half-pence in Ireland? Was
+it not, because it was represented to his sacred majesty, that such a
+coinage would be of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all
+his subjects here? It is to the patentee's peril if his representation
+be false, and the execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt.
+Is he so wicked and foolish to think that his patent was given him to
+ruin a million and a half of people, that he might be a gainer of
+three or fourscore thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the
+charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up so much filthy
+dross, and stamping it with his majesty's image and superscription,
+should he not first in common sense, in common equity, and common
+manners, have consulted the principal party concerned; that is to say,
+the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy
+Council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
+superscription there is on Wood's coin, we should be ashamed to tell
+him, it was Caesar's. In that great want of copper half-pence, which
+he alleges we were, our city set up our Caesar's statue in excellent
+copper, at an expence that is equal in value to thirty thousand
+pounds of his coin; and we will not receive his image in worse metal.
+
+I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this
+subject. It is true say they, we are all undone if Wood's half-pence
+must pass; but what shall we do, if his majesty puts out a
+proclamation commanding us to take them? This has been often dinned in
+my ears. But I desire my countrymen to be assured that there is
+nothing in it. The king never issues out a proclamation but to enjoin
+what the law permits him. He will not issue out a proclamation against
+law, or if such a thing should happen by a mistake, we are no more
+obliged to obey it than to run our heads into the fire. Besides, his
+majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does not
+offer to command us in the patent itself. There he leaves it to our
+discretion, so that our destruction must be entirely owing to
+ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a proclamation, which
+will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon this occasion, will
+be of no force. The king's revenues here are near four hundred
+thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will advise him to
+take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to fifty
+thousand pounds? England gets a million sterl. by this nation, which,
+if this project goes on, will be almost reduc'd to nothing: and do you
+think those who live in England upon Irish estates will be content to
+take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's dross?
+
+If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
+never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
+spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it
+begins to flag, he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we
+shall be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance,
+or fear, or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be
+forced to yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to
+keep up your spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a
+precipice under you, and that if you go forwards you will certainly
+break your necks--if I point to it before your eyes, must I be at the
+trouble of repeating it every morning? Are our people's hearts waxed
+gross? Are their ears dull of hearing, and have they closed their
+eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us, who, for ten or
+twenty pounds' gain, would sell their souls and their country, though
+at last it would end in their own ruin as well as ours. Be not like
+the deaf adder, who refuses to hear the voice of the charmer, charm he
+never so wisely.
+
+Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
+all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is
+common to the public; I can live better than many others, I have some
+gold and silver by me, and a shop well furnished, and shall be able
+to make a shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved
+to see the coldness and indifference of many people with whom I
+discourse. Some are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their
+shoulders, and cry, what would you have us to do? Some give out, there
+is no danger at all. Others are comforted that it will be a common
+calamity and they shall fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a
+man, who hears midnight-robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise
+his family for a common defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a
+lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes at the head of his confederates to rob
+them of all they have, to ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an
+high-way-man meets you on the road, you give him your money to save
+your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your
+heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side. When he or
+his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying No, and you are
+safe. If a madman should come to my shop with a handful of dirt raked
+out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
+would pity or laugh at him, or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him
+out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand any gold or silver,
+or commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange
+for his trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?
+
+When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe
+those who presume to offer these half-pence in payment. Let their
+names and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one
+may be aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates
+with Mr. Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the
+first honest discoverer give the word about, that Wood's half-pence
+have been offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive
+them.
+
+Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I
+attempt to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
+conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which if it were put in
+practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
+skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following
+purpose:
+
+_Whereas one William Wood, hard-ware-man, now or lately sojourning in
+the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a
+patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds in copper
+half-pence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than
+our occasions require: And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood
+hath coined his half-pence of such base metal and false weight, that
+they are, at least, six parts in seven below the real value: And
+whereas we have reason to apprehend that the said Wood may, at any
+time hereafter, clandestinely coin as many more half-pence as he
+pleases: And whereas the said patent neither doth nor can oblige his
+majesty's subjects to receive the said half-pence in any payment, but
+leaves it to their voluntary choice, because, by law the subject
+cannot be obliged to take any money except gold or silver: And
+whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the
+said Wood hath declared that every person shall be obliged to take
+five-pence half-penny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the
+House of Commons and Privy Council have severally addressed his most
+sacred majesty representing the ill consequences which the said
+coinage may have upon this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is
+universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man (except Mr. Wood
+and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions of the ruinous
+consequences that must follow from the said coinage. Therefore we,
+whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable estates in
+this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve and declare
+that we will never receive one farthing or half-penny of the said
+Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse the
+said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may not be
+ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read
+to them by our stewards, receivers, etc._
+
+I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and
+signed by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom,
+and printed copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am
+deceived, if anything could sooner defeat this execrable design of
+Wood and his accomplices. This would immediately give the alarm, and
+set the kingdom on their guard. This would give courage to the meanest
+tenant and cottager. _How long, O Lord, righteous and true_, etc.
+
+I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to
+blame. Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my
+Letter to the Shop-keepers, etc., and you had none to sell them. Pray
+keep yourself provided with that letter and with this; you have got
+very well by the former, but I did not then write for your sake, any
+more than I do now. Pray advertise both in every news-paper, and let
+it not be your fault or mine if our countrymen will not take warning.
+I desire you likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.--I am your
+Servant, M.B.
+
+_Aug. 4, 1724._
+
+
+
+
+IV.--'SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE'
+
+BY THE RIGHT HONOURABLE EDMUND BURKE
+
+
+(_I have found the selection of a suitable sample of Burke to be my
+most difficult task in this volume. All his writings, as I have
+pointed out in the general introduction, are, after a sort, pamphlets;
+and this of itself was an embarrassment. It was partly complicated and
+partly lessened by the fact that the form of his speeches naturally
+excluded them. Many of his other works--notably the _Thoughts on the
+Present Discontents_, the immortal _Reflections on the French
+Revolution_, and the _Appeal from the New Whigs to the Old_--were much
+too long for a scheme in which I have made it a rule to give in each
+case entire works or divisions of works. I at last reduced the
+suitable candidates to three--the _Letter to Sir Hercules Langrishe_,
+that _To a Noble Lord_, and the present number of the _Letters on a
+Regicide Peace_. The first went as being to some extent identical in
+subject with the examples of another writer, Sydney Smith, which I had
+already resolved on giving; the second as being too much in the nature
+of a personal apologia. With the third, which I looked on at first
+with least favour, I have become increasingly well satisfied. It has
+not the gorgeous rhetoric of _The Letter to a Noble Lord_, the
+_Reflections_, and others. It has nothing so lively as the contrast
+between France and Algiers in its immediate predecessor. It may even
+seem, to those who have accustomed themselves to think of Burke wholly
+or mainly as a gorgeous rhetorician, rather tame as a whole. But if it
+does not soar, it never droops; it is admirably proportioned,
+admirably written, and admirably argued throughout, and it shows great
+knowledge and mastery of foreign politics--the point in which English
+statesmen have always been weakest. I may add that it seems to me a
+triumphant refutation of the charge--constantly brought against Burke
+not merely by extreme democrats, but by the usual advocate of the
+_juste milieu_,--that in his later years, and especially in these very
+Letters, he became a mere raving Gallophobe, with no sense of
+proportion or circumstance. For my part, I have read scores, probably
+hundreds, of books--English, French, and German--on the French
+Revolution; I have never read one that made Burke obsolete. Let it
+only be added that the author, who was born in 1730, was very near the
+end of his career--he died next year--when he wrote these letters,
+and that the peace proposals which he deprecated, and which he did not
+a little to avert, were dictated on the one side by the sobering down
+of the first Revolutionary fervour under the Directory; on the other
+by the persistent ill-success of the Allies, and the conflicts of
+interest and principle which had arisen among them._)
+
+
+My dear Sir--I closed my first letter with serious matter, and I hope
+it has employed your thoughts. The system of peace must have a
+reference to the system of the war. On that ground, I must therefore
+again recall your mind to our original opinions, which time and events
+have not taught me to vary.
+
+My ideas and my principles led me, in this contest, to encounter
+France, not as a state, but as a faction. The vast territorial extent
+of that country, its immense population, its riches of production, its
+riches of commerce and convention--the whole aggregate mass of what,
+in ordinary cases, constitutes the force of a state, to me were but
+objects of secondary consideration. They might be balanced; and they
+have been often more than balanced. Great as these things are, they
+are not what make the faction formidable. It is the faction that makes
+them truly dreadful. That faction is the evil spirit that possesses
+the body of France; that informs it as a soul; that stamps upon its
+ambition, and upon all its pursuits, a characteristic mark, which
+strongly distinguishes them from the same general passions, and the
+same general views, in other men and in other communities. It is that
+spirit which inspires into them a new, a pernicious, a desolating
+activity. Constituted as France was ten years ago, it was not in that
+France to shake, to shatter, and to overwhelm Europe in the manner
+that we behold. A sure destruction impends over those infatuated
+princes, who, in the conflict with this new and unheard-of power,
+proceed as if they were engaged in a war that bore a resemblance to
+their former contests; or that they can make peace in the spirit of
+their former arrangements of pacification. Here the beaten path is the
+very reverse of the safe road.
+
+As to me, I was always steadily of opinion, that this disorder was not
+in its nature intermittent. I conceived that the contest, once begun,
+could not be laid down again, to be resumed at our discretion; but
+that our first struggle with this evil would also be our last. I never
+thought we could make peace with the system; because it was not for
+the sake of an object we pursued in rivalry with each other, but with
+the system itself, that we were at war. As I understood the matter, we
+were at war not with its conduct, but with its existence; convinced
+that its existence and its hostility were the same.
+
+The faction is not local or territorial. It is a general evil. Where
+it least appears in action, it is still full of life. In its sleep it
+recruits its strength, and prepares its exertion. Its spirit lies deep
+in the corruption of our common nature. The social order which
+restrains it, feeds it. It exists in every country in Europe; and
+among all orders of men in every country, who look up to France as to
+a common head. The centre is there. The circumference is the world of
+Europe wherever the race of Europe may be settled. Everywhere else the
+faction is militant; in France it is triumphant. In France it is the
+bank of deposit, and the bank of circulation, of all the pernicious
+principles that are forming in every state. It will be folly scarcely
+deserving of pity, and too mischievous for contempt, to think of
+restraining it in any other country whilst it is predominant there.
+War, instead of being the cause of its force, has suspended its
+operation. It has given a reprieve, at least, to the Christian world.
+
+The true nature of a Jacobin war, in the beginning, was, by most of
+the Christian powers, felt, acknowledged, and even in the most precise
+manner declared. In the joint manifesto, published by the emperor and
+the king of Prussia, on the 4th of August, 1792, it is expressed in
+the clearest terms, and on principles which could not fail, if they
+had adhered to them, of classing those monarchs with the first
+benefactors of mankind. This manifesto was published, as they
+themselves express it, 'to lay open to the present generation, as well
+as to posterity, their motives, their intentions, and the
+_disinterestedness_ of their personal views; taking up arms for the
+purpose of preserving social and political order amongst all civilised
+nations, and to secure to _each_ state its religion, happiness,
+independence, territories, and real constitution.'--'On this ground,
+they hoped that all empires and all states would be unanimous; and
+becoming the firm guardians of the happiness of mankind, that they
+could not fail to unite their efforts to rescue a numerous nation from
+its own fury, to preserve Europe from the return of barbarism, and the
+universe from the subversion and anarchy with which it was
+threatened.' The whole of that noble performance ought to be read at
+the first meeting of any congress which may assemble for the purpose
+of pacification. In that piece 'these powers expressly renounce all
+views of personal aggrandisement,' and confine themselves to objects
+worthy of so generous, so heroic, and so perfectly wise and politic an
+enterprise. It was to the principles of this confederation, and to no
+other, that we wished our sovereign and our country to accede, as a
+part of the commonwealth of Europe. To these principles with some
+trifling exceptions and limitations they did fully accede. And all our
+friends who took office acceded to the ministry (whether wisely or
+not), as I always understood the matter, on the faith and on the
+principles of that declaration.
+
+As long as these powers flattered themselves that the menace of force
+would produce the effect of force, they acted on those declarations:
+but when their menaces failed of success, their efforts took a new
+direction. It did not appear to them that virtue and heroism ought to
+be purchased by millions of rix-dollars. It is a dreadful truth, but
+it is a truth that cannot be concealed; in ability, in dexterity, in
+the distinctness of their views, the Jacobins are our superiors. They
+saw the thing right from the very beginning. Whatever were the first
+motives to the war among politicians, they saw that in its spirit, and
+for its objects, it was a _civil war_; and as such they pursued it. It
+is a war between the partisans of the ancient, civil, moral, and
+political order of Europe, against a sect of fanatical and ambitious
+atheists which means to change them all. It is not France extending a
+foreign empire over other nations; it is a sect aiming at universal
+empire, and beginning with the conquest of France. The leaders of that
+sect secured the _centre of Europe_; and that secured, they knew, that
+whatever might be the event of battles and sieges, their _cause_ was
+victorious. Whether its territory had a little more or a little less
+peeled from its surface, or whether an island or two was detached from
+its commerce, to them was of little moment. The conquest of France
+was a glorious acquisition. That once well laid as a basis of empire,
+opportunities never could be wanting to regain or to replace what had
+been lost, and dreadfully to avenge themselves on the faction of their
+adversaries.
+
+They saw it was a _civil war_. It was their business to persuade their
+adversaries that it ought to be a _foreign_ war. The Jacobins
+everywhere set up a cry against the new crusade; and they intrigued
+with effect in the cabinet, in the field, and in every private society
+in Europe. Their task was not difficult. The condition of princes, and
+sometimes of first ministers too, is to be pitied. The creatures of
+the desk, and the creatures of favour, had no relish for the
+principles of the manifestoes. They promised no governments, no
+regiments, no revenues from whence emoluments might arise by
+perquisite or by grant. In truth, the tribe of vulgar politicians are
+the lowest of our species. There is no trade so vile and mechanical as
+government in their hands. Virtue is not their habit. They are out of
+themselves in any course of conduct recommended only by conscience and
+glory. A large, liberal, and prospective view of the interests of
+states passes with them for romance; and the principles that recommend
+it, for the wanderings of a disordered imagination. The calculators
+compute them out of their senses. The jesters and buffoons shame them
+out of everything grand and elevated. Littleness in object and in
+means, to them appears soundness and sobriety. They think there is
+nothing worth pursuit but that which they can handle; which they can
+measure with a two-foot rule; which they can tell upon ten fingers.
+
+Without the principles of the Jacobins, perhaps without any principles
+at all, they played the game of that faction. There was a beaten road
+before them. The powers of Europe were armed; France had always
+appeared dangerous; the war was easily diverted from France as a
+faction, to France as a state. The princes were easily taught to slide
+back into their old, habitual course of politics. They were easily led
+to consider the flames that were consuming France, not as a warning to
+protect their own buildings (which were without any party wall, and
+linked by a contignation into the edifice of France,) but as a happy
+occasion for pillaging the goods, and for carrying off the materials,
+of their neighbour's house. Their provident fears were changed into
+avaricious hopes. They carried on their new designs without seeming to
+abandon the principles of their old policy. They pretended to seek, or
+they flattered themselves that they sought, in the accession of new
+fortresses, and new territories, a _defensive_ security. But the
+security wanted was against a kind of power which was not so truly
+dangerous in its fortresses nor in its territories, as in its spirit
+and its principles. The aimed, or pretended to aim, at _defending_
+themselves against a danger from which there can be no security in any
+_defensive_ plan. If armies and fortresses were a defence against
+Jacobinism, Louis the Sixteenth would this day reign a powerful
+monarch over a happy people.
+
+This error obliged them, even in their offensive operations, to adopt
+a plan of war, against the success of which there was something little
+short of mathematical demonstration. They refused to take any step
+which might strike at the heart of affairs. They seemed unwilling to
+wound the enemy in any vital part. They acted through the whole, as if
+they really wished the conservation of the Jacobin power, as what
+might be more favourable than the lawful government to the attainment
+of the petty objects they looked for. They always kept on the
+circumference; and the wider and remoter the circle was, the more
+eagerly they chose it as their sphere of action in this centrifugal
+war. The plan they pursued, in its nature demanded great length of
+time. In its execution, they, who went the nearest way to work, were
+obliged to cover an incredible extent of country. It left to the enemy
+every means of destroying this extended line of weakness. Ill success
+in any part was sure to defeat the effect of the whole. This is true
+of Austria. It is still more true of England. On this false plan, even
+good fortune, by further weakening the victor, put him but the
+further off from his object.
+
+As long as there was any appearance of success, the spirit of
+aggrandisement, and consequently the spirit of mutual jealousy, seized
+upon all the coalesced powers. Some sought an accession of territory
+at the expense of France, some at the expense of each other, some at
+the expense of third parties; and when the vicissitude of disaster
+took its turn, they found common distress a treacherous bond of faith
+and friendship.
+
+The greatest skill conducting the greatest military apparatus has been
+employed; but it has been worse than uselessly employed, through the
+false policy of the war. The operations of the field suffered by the
+errors of the cabinet. If the same spirit continues when peace is
+made, the peace will fix and perpetuate all the errors of the war;
+because it will be made upon the same false principle. What has been
+lost in the field, in the field may be regained. An arrangement of
+peace in its nature is a permanent settlement; it is the effect of
+counsel and deliberation, and not of fortuitous events. If built upon
+a basis fundamentally erroneous, it can only be retrieved by some of
+those unforeseen dispensations, which the all-wise but mysterious
+Governor of the world sometimes interposes, to snatch nations from
+ruin. It would not be pious error, but mad and impious presumption,
+for any one to trust in an unknown order of dispensations, in defiance
+of the rules of prudence, which are formed upon the known march of the
+ordinary providence of God.
+
+It was not of that sort of war that I was amongst the least
+considerable, but amongst the most zealous advisers; and it is not by
+the sort of peace now talked of, that I wish it concluded. It would
+answer no great purpose to enter into the particular errors of the
+war. The whole has been but one error. It was but nominally a war of
+alliance. As the combined powers pursued it there was nothing to hold
+an alliance together. There could be no tie of _honour_, in a society
+for pillage. There could be no tie of a common _interest_ where the
+object did not offer such a division amongst the parties as could well
+give them a warm concern in the gains of each other, or could indeed
+form such a body of equivalents, as might make one of them willing to
+abandon a separate object of his ambition for the gratification of any
+other member of the alliance. The partition of Poland offered an
+object of spoil in which the parties _might_ agree. They were
+circumjacent, and each might take a portion convenient to his own
+territory. They might dispute about the value of their several shares,
+but the contiguity to each of the demandants always furnished the
+means of an adjustment. Though hereafter the world will have cause to
+rue this iniquitous measure, and they most who were the most
+concerned in it, for the moment there was wherewithal in the object to
+preserve peace amongst confederates in wrong. But the spoil of France
+did not afford the same facilities for accommodation. What might
+satisfy the house of Austria in a Flemish frontier, afforded no
+equivalent to tempt the cupidity of the king of Prussia. What might be
+desired by Great Britain in the West Indies, must be coldly and
+remotely, if at all, felt as an interest at Vienna; and it would be
+felt as something worse than a negative interest at Madrid. Austria,
+long possessed with unwise and dangerous designs on Italy, could not
+be very much in earnest about the conservation of the old patrimony of
+the house of Savoy; and Sardinia, who owed to an Italian force all her
+means of shutting out France from Italy, of which she has been
+supposed to hold the key, would not purchase the means of strength
+upon one side by yielding it on the other. She would not readily give
+the possession of Novara for the hope of Savoy. No continental power
+was willing to lose any of its continental objects for the increase of
+the naval power of Great Britain; and Great Britain would not give up
+any of the objects she sought for as the means of an increase to her
+naval power, to further their aggrandisement.
+
+The moment this war came to be considered as a war merely of profit,
+the actual circumstances are such that it never could become really a
+war of alliance. Nor can the peace be a peace of alliance, until
+things are put upon their right bottom.
+
+I do not find it denied that when a treaty is entered into for peace,
+a demand will be made on the regicides to surrender a great part of
+their conquests on the continent. Will they, in the present state of
+the war, make that surrender without an equivalent? This continental
+cession must of course be made in favour of that party in the alliance
+that has suffered losses. That party has nothing to furnish towards an
+equivalent. What equivalent, for instance, has Holland to offer, who
+has lost her all? What equivalent can come from the Emperor, every
+part of whose territories contiguous to France is already within the
+pale of the regicide dominions? What equivalent has Sardinia to offer
+for Savoy and for Nice, I may say for her whole being? What has she
+taken from the faction of France? she has lost very near her all; and
+she has gained nothing. What equivalent has Spain to give? Alas! she
+has already paid for her own ransom the fund of equivalent, and a
+dreadful equivalent it is, to England and to herself. But I put Spain
+out of the question; she is a province of the Jacobin empire, and she
+must make peace or war according to the orders she receives from the
+directory of assassins. In effect and substance, her crown is a fief
+of regicide.
+
+Whence then can the compensation be demanded? Undoubtedly from that
+power which alone has made some conquests. That power is England. Will
+the allies then give away their ancient patrimony, that England may
+keep islands in the West Indies? They never can protract the war in
+good earnest for that object; nor can they act in concert with us, in
+our refusal to grant anything towards their redemption. In that case
+we are thus situated. Either we must give Europe, bound hand and foot,
+to France; or we must quit the West Indies without any one object,
+great or small, towards indemnity and security. I repeat it, without
+any advantage whatever: because, supposing that our conquest could
+comprise all that France ever possessed in the tropical America, it
+never can amount in any fair estimation to a fair equivalent for
+Holland, for the Austrian Netherlands, for the lower Germany, that is,
+for the whole ancient kingdom or circle of Burgundy, now under the
+yoke of regicide, to say nothing of almost all Italy under the same
+barbarous domination. If we treat in the present situation of things,
+we have nothing in our hands that can redeem Europe. Nor is the
+Emperor, as I have observed, more rich in the fund of equivalents.
+
+If we look to our stock in the eastern world, our most valuable and
+systematic acquisitions are made in that quarter. Is it from France
+they are made? France has but one or two contemptible factories,
+subsisting by the offal of the private fortunes of English individuals
+to support them, in any part of India. I look on the taking of the
+Cape of Good Hope as the securing of a post of great moment. It does
+honour to those who planned, and to those who executed, that
+enterprise: but I speak of it always as comparatively good; as good as
+anything can be in a scheme of war that repels us from a centre, and
+employs all our forces where nothing can be finally decisive. But
+giving, as I freely give, every possible credit to these eastern
+conquests, I ask one question,--on whom are they made? It is evident,
+that if we can keep our eastern conquests we keep them not at the
+expense of France, but at the expense of Holland our _ally_; of
+Holland, the immediate cause of the war, the nation whom we had
+undertaken to protect, and not of the republic which it was our
+business to destroy. If we return the African and the Asiatic
+conquests, we put them into the hands of a nominal state (to that
+Holland is reduced) unable to retain them; and which will virtually
+leave them under the direction of France. If we withhold them, Holland
+declines still more as a state. She loses so much carrying trade, and
+that means of keeping up the small degree of naval power she holds;
+for which policy alone, and not for any commercial gain, she maintains
+the Cape, or any settlement beyond it. In that case, resentment,
+faction, and even necessity, will throw her more and more into the
+power of the new, mischievous republic. But on the probable state of
+Holland I shall say more, when in this correspondence I come to talk
+over with you the state in which any sort of Jacobin peace will leave
+all Europe.
+
+So far as to the East Indies.
+
+As to the West Indies, indeed as to either, if we look for matter of
+exchange in order to ransom Europe, it is easy to show that we have
+taken a terribly roundabout road. I cannot conceive, even if, for the
+sake of holding conquests there, we should refuse to redeem Holland,
+and the Austrian Netherlands, and the hither Germany, that Spain,
+merely as she is Spain, (and forgetting that the regicide ambassador
+governs at Madrid,) will see, with perfect satisfaction, Great Britain
+sole mistress of the isles. In truth it appears to me, that, when we
+come to balance our account, we shall find in the proposed peace only
+the pure, simple, and unendowed charms of Jacobin amity. We shall have
+the satisfaction of knowing, that no blood or treasure has been spared
+by the allies for support of the regicide system. We shall reflect at
+leisure on one great truth, that it was ten times more easy totally to
+destroy the system itself, than, when established, it would be to
+reduce its power; and that this republic, most formidable abroad, was
+of all things the weakest at home; that her frontier was terrible, her
+interior feeble; that it was matter of choice to attack her where she
+is invincible, and to spare her where she was ready to dissolve by her
+own internal disorders. We shall reflect, that our plan was good
+neither for offence nor defence.
+
+It would not be at all difficult to prove, that an army of a hundred
+thousand men, horse, foot, and artillery, might have been employed
+against the enemy on the very soil which he has usurped, at a far less
+expense than has been squandered away upon tropical adventures. In
+these adventures it was not an enemy we had to vanquish, but a
+cemetery to conquer. In carrying on the war in the West Indies, the
+hostile sword is merciful; the country in which we engage is the
+dreadful enemy. There the European conqueror finds a cruel defeat in
+the very fruits of his success. Every advantage is but a new demand on
+England for recruits to the West Indian grave. In a West India war,
+the regicides have, for their troops, a race of fierce barbarians, to
+whom the poisoned air, in which our youth inhale certain death, is
+salubrity and life. To them the climate is the surest and most
+faithful of allies.
+
+Had we carried on the war on the side of France which looks towards
+the Channel or the Atlantic, we should have attacked our enemy on his
+weak and unarmed side. We should not have to reckon on the loss of a
+man who did not fall in battle. We should have an ally in the heart
+of the country, who, to our hundred thousand, would at one time have
+added eighty thousand men at the least, and all animated by principle,
+by enthusiasm, and by vengeance; motives which secured them to the
+cause in a very different manner from some of those allies whom we
+subsidised with millions. This ally, (or rather this principal in the
+war,) by the confession of the regicide himself, was more formidable
+to him than all his other foes united. Warring there, we should have
+led our arms to the capital of Wrong. Defeated, we could not fail
+(proper precautions taken) of a sure retreat. Stationary, and only
+supporting the royalists, an impenetrable barrier, an impregnable
+rampart, would have been formed between the enemy and his naval power.
+We are probably the only nation who have declined to act against an
+enemy, when it might have been done in his own country; and who having
+an armed, a powerful, and a long-victorious ally in that country,
+declined all effectual co-operation, and suffered him to perish for
+want of support. On the plan of a war in France, every advantage that
+our allies might obtain would be doubled in its effect. Disasters on
+the one side might have a fair chance of being compensated by
+victories on the other. Had we brought the main of our force to bear
+upon that quarter, all the operations of the British and Imperial
+crowns would have been combined. The war would have had system,
+correspondence, and a certain direction. But as the war has been
+pursued, the operations of the two crowns have not the smallest degree
+of mutual bearing or relation.
+
+Had acquisitions in the West Indies been our object, on success in
+France, everything reasonable in those remote parts might be demanded
+with decorum, and justice, and a sure effect. Well might we call for a
+recompence in America, for those services to which Europe owed its
+safety. Having abandoned this obvious policy connected with principle,
+we have seen the regicide power taking the reverse course, and making
+real conquests in the West Indies, to which all our dear-bought
+advantages (if we could hold them) are mean and contemptible. The
+noblest island within the tropics, worth all that we possess put
+together, is, by the vassal Spaniard, delivered into her hands. The
+island of Hispaniola (of which we have but one poor corner, by a
+slippery hold) is perhaps equal to England in extent, and in fertility
+is far superior. The part possessed by Spain, of that great island,
+made for the seat and centre of a tropical empire, was not improved,
+to be sure, as the French division had been, before it was
+systematically destroyed by the cannibal republic; but it is not only
+the far larger, but the far more salubrious and more fertile part.
+
+It was delivered into the hands of the barbarians without, as I can
+find, any public reclamation on our part, not only in contravention to
+one of the fundamental treaties that compose the public law of Europe,
+but in defiance of the fundamental colonial policy of Spain herself.
+This part of the treaty of Utrecht was made for great general ends
+unquestionably; but whilst it provided for those general ends, it was
+in affirmance of that particular policy. It was not to injure, but to
+save Spain by making a settlement of her estate, which prohibited her
+to alienate to France. It is her policy not to see the balance of West
+Indian power overturned by France or by Great Britain. Whilst the
+monarchies subsisted, this unprincipled cession was what the influence
+of the elder branch of the house of Bourbon never dared to attempt on
+the younger: but cannibal terror has been more powerful than family
+influence. The Bourbon monarchy of Spain is united to the republic of
+France, by what may be truly called the ties of blood.
+
+By this measure the balance of power in the West Indies is totally
+destroyed. It has followed the balance of power in Europe. It is not
+alone what shall be left nominally to the assassins that is theirs.
+Theirs is the whole empire of Spain in America. That stroke finishes
+all. I should be glad to see our suppliant negotiator in the act of
+putting his feather to the ear of the directory, to make it unclinch
+the fist; and, by his tickling, to charm that rich prize out of the
+iron gripe of robbery and ambition! It does not require much sagacity
+to discern that no power wholly baffled and defeated in Europe can
+flatter itself with conquests in the West Indies. In that state of
+things it can neither keep nor hold. No! It cannot even long make war
+if the grand bank and deposit of its force is at all in the West
+Indies. But here a scene opens to my view too important to pass by,
+perhaps too critical to touch. Is it possible that it should not
+present itself in all its relations to a mind habituated to consider
+either war or peace on a large scale, or as one whole?
+
+Unfortunately other ideas have prevailed. A remote, an expensive, a
+murderous, and, in the end, an unproductive adventure, carried on upon
+ideas of mercantile knight-errantry, without any of the generous
+wildness of Quixotism, is considered as sound, solid sense; and a war
+in a wholesome climate, a war at our door, a war directly on the
+enemy, a war in the heart of his country, a war in concert with an
+internal ally, and in combination with the external, is regarded as
+folly and romance.
+
+My dear friend, I hold it impossible that these considerations should
+have escaped the statesmen on both sides of the water, and on both
+sides of the House of Commons. How a question of peace can be
+discussed without having them in view, I cannot imagine. If you or
+others see a way out of these difficulties I am happy. I see, indeed,
+a fund from whence equivalents will be proposed. I see it. But I
+cannot just now touch it. It is a question of high moment. It opens
+another Iliad of woes to Europe.
+
+Such is the time proposed for making a _common political peace_, to
+which no one circumstance is propitious. As to the grand principle of
+the peace, it is left, as if by common consent, wholly out of the
+question.
+
+Viewing things in this light, I have frequently sunk into a degree of
+despondency and dejection hardly to be described; yet out of the
+profoundest depths of this despair, an impulse, which I have in vain
+endeavoured to resist, has urged me to raise one feeble cry against
+this unfortunate coalition which is formed at home, in order to make a
+coalition with France, subversive of the whole ancient order of the
+world. No disaster of war, no calamity of season, could ever strike me
+with half the horror which I felt from what is introduced to us by
+this junction of parties, under the soothing name of peace. We are apt
+to speak of a low and pusillanimous spirit as the ordinary cause by
+which dubious wars terminated in humiliating treaties. It is here the
+direct contrary. I am perfectly astonished at the boldness of
+character, at the intrepidity of mind, the firmness of nerve, in those
+who are able with deliberation to face the perils of Jacobin
+fraternity.
+
+This fraternity is indeed so terrible in its nature, and in its
+manifest consequences, that there is no way of quieting our
+apprehensions about it, but by totally putting it out of sight, by
+substituting for it, through a sort of periphrasis, something of an
+ambiguous quality, and describing such a connexion under the terms of
+'_the usual relations of peace and amity_.' By this means the proposed
+fraternity is hustled in the crowd of those treaties, which imply no
+change in the public law of Europe, and which do not upon system
+affect the interior condition of nations. It is confounded with those
+conventions in which matters of dispute among sovereign powers are
+compromised, by the taking off a duty more or less, by the surrender
+of a frontier town, or a disputed district, on the one side or the
+other; by pactions in which the pretensions of families are settled,
+(as by a conveyancer, making family substitutions and successions,)
+without any alterations in the laws, manners, religion, privileges,
+and customs, of the cities, or territories, which are the subject of
+such arrangements.
+
+All this body of old conventions, composing the vast and voluminous
+collection called the _corps diplomatique_, forms the code or statute
+law, as the methodised reasonings of the great publicists and jurists
+from the digest and jurisprudence of the Christian world. In these
+treasures are to be found the _usual_ relations of peace and amity in
+civilised Europe; and there the relations of ancient France were to
+be found amongst the rest.
+
+The present system in France is not the ancient France. It is not the
+ancient France with ordinary ambition and ordinary means. It is not a
+new power of an old kind. It is a new power of a new species. When
+such a questionable shape is to be admitted for the first time into
+the brotherhood of Christendom, it is not a mere matter of idle
+curiosity to consider how far it is in its nature alliable with the
+rest, or whether 'the relations of peace and amity' with this new
+state are likely to be of the same nature with the _usual_ relations
+of the states of Europe.
+
+The Revolution in France had the relation of France to other nations
+as one of its principal objects. The changes made by that Revolution
+were not the better to accommodate her to the old and usual relations,
+but to produce new ones. The Revolution was made, not to make France
+free, but to make her formidable; not to make her a neighbour, but a
+mistress; not to make her more observant of laws, but to put her in a
+condition to impose them. To make France truly formidable it was
+necessary that France should be new modelled. They, who have not
+followed the train of the late proceedings, have been led by deceitful
+representations (which deceit made a part in the plan) to conceive
+that this totally new model of a state, in which nothing escaped a
+change, was made with a view to its internal relations only.
+
+In the Revolution of France two sorts of men were principally
+concerned in giving a character and determination to its pursuits: the
+philosophers and the politicians. They took different ways, but they
+met in the same end. The philosophers had one predominant object,
+which they pursued with a fanatical fury, that is, the utter
+extirpation of religion. To that every question of empire was
+subordinate. They had rather domineer in a parish of atheists, than
+rule over a Christian world. Their temporal ambition was wholly
+subservient to their proselytising spirit, in which they were not
+exceeded by Mahomet himself.
+
+They, who have made but superficial studies in the natural history of
+the human mind, have been taught to look on religious opinions as the
+only cause of enthusiastic zeal and sectarian propagation. But there
+is no doctrine whatever, on which men can warm, that is not capable of
+the very same effect. The social nature of man impels him to propagate
+his principles, as much as physical impulses urge him to propagate his
+kind. The passions give zeal and vehemence. The understanding bestows
+design and system. The whole man moves under the discipline of his
+opinions. Religion is among the most powerful causes of enthusiasm.
+When anything concerning it becomes an object of much meditation, it
+cannot be indifferent to the mind. They who do not love religion,
+hate it. The rebels to God perfectly abhor the author of their being.
+They hate Him 'with all their heart, with all their mind, with all
+their soul, and with all their strength.' He never presents Himself to
+their thoughts but to menace and alarm them. They cannot strike the
+sun out of heaven, but they are able to raise a smouldering smoke that
+obscures Him from their own eyes. Not being able to revenge themselves
+on God, they have a delight in vicariously defacing, degrading,
+torturing, and tearing in pieces, His image in man. Let no one judge
+of them by what he has conceived of them, when they were not
+incorporated, and had no lead. They were then only passengers in a
+common vehicle. They were then carried along with the general motion
+of religion in the community, and, without being aware of it, partook
+of its influence. In that situation, at worst, their nature was left
+free to counterwork their principles. They despaired of giving any
+very general currency to their opinions. They considered them as a
+reserved privilege for the chosen few. But when the possibility of
+dominion, lead, and propagation, presented itself, and that the
+ambition, which before had so often made them hypocrites, might rather
+gain than lose by a daring avowal of their sentiments, then the nature
+of this infernal spirit, which has 'evil for its good,' appeared in
+its full perfection. Nothing indeed but the possession of some power
+can with any certainty discover what at the bottom is the true
+character of any man. Without reading the speeches of Vergniaux,
+Francias of Nantz, Isnard, and some others of that sort, it would not
+be easy to conceive the passion, rancour, and malice of their tongues
+and hearts. They worked themselves up to a perfect phrensy against
+religion and all its professors. They tore the reputation of the
+clergy to pieces by their infuriated declamations and invectives,
+before they lacerated their bodies by their massacres. This fanatical
+atheism left out, we omit the principal feature in the French
+Revolution, and a principal consideration with regard to the effects
+to be expected from a peace with it.
+
+The other sort of men were the politicians. To them, who had little or
+not at all reflected on the subject, religion was in itself no object
+of love or hatred. They disbelieved it, and that was all. Neutral with
+regard to that object, they took the side which in the present state
+of things might best answer their purposes. They soon found that they
+could not do without the philosophers; and the philosophers soon made
+them sensible that the destruction of religion was to supply them with
+means of conquest first at home, and then abroad. The philosophers
+were the active internal agitators, and supplied the spirit and
+principles: the second gave the practical direction. Sometimes the
+one predominated in the composition, sometimes the other. The only
+difference between them was in the necessity of concealing the general
+design for a time, and in their dealing with foreign nations; the
+fanatics going straight forward and openly, the politicians by the
+surer mode of zigzag. In the course of events this, among other
+causes, produced fierce and bloody contentions between them. But at
+the bottom they thoroughly agreed in all the objects of ambition and
+irreligion, and substantially in all the means of promoting these
+ends. Without question, to bring about the unexampled event of the
+French Revolution, the concurrence of a very great number of views and
+passions was necessary. In that stupendous work, no one principle, by
+which the human mind may have its faculties at once invigorated and
+depraved, was left unemployed; but I can speak it to a certainty, and
+support it by undoubted proofs, that the ruling principle of those who
+acted in the Revolution as _statesmen_, had the exterior
+aggrandisement of France as their ultimate end in the most minute part
+of the internal changes that were made. We, who of late years have
+been drawn from an attention to foreign affairs by the importance of
+our domestic discussions, cannot easily form a conception of the
+general eagerness of the active and energetic part of the French
+nation, itself the most active and energetic of all nations, previous
+to its Revolution, upon that subject. I am convinced that the foreign
+speculators in France, under the old government, were twenty to one of
+the same description then or now in England; and few of that
+description there were, who did not emulously set forward the
+Revolution. The whole official system, particularly in the diplomatic
+part, the regulars, the irregulars, down to the clerks in office, (a
+corps, without comparison, more numerous than the same amongst us,)
+co-operated in it. All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the
+spies, all the intelligencers, actually or late in function, all the
+candidates for that sort of employment, acted solely upon that
+principle.
+
+On that system of aggrandisement there was but one mind: but two
+violent factions arose about the means. The first wished France,
+diverted from the politics of the continent, to attend solely to her
+marine, to feed it by an increase of commerce, and thereby to
+overpower England on her own element. They contended, that if England
+were disabled, the powers on the continent would fall into their
+proper subordination; that it was England which deranged the whole
+continental system of Europe. The others, who were by far the more
+numerous, though not the most outwardly prevalent at court, considered
+this plan for France as contrary to her genius, her situation, and her
+natural means. They agree as to the ultimate object, the reduction of
+the British power, and, if possible, its naval power; but they
+considered an ascendency on the continent as a necessary preliminary
+to that undertaking. They argued, that the proceedings of England
+herself had proved the soundness of this policy. That her greatest and
+ablest statesmen had not considered the support of a continental
+balance against France as a deviation from the principle of her naval
+power, but as one of the most effectual modes of carrying it into
+effect. That such had been her policy ever since the Revolution,
+during which period the naval strength of Great Britain had gone on
+increasing in the direct ratio of her interference in the politics of
+the continent. With much stronger reason ought the politics of France
+to take the same direction; as well for pursuing objects which her
+situation would dictate to her, though England had no existence, as
+for counteracting the politics of that nation; to France continental
+politics are primary; they looked on them only of secondary
+consideration to England, and, however necessary, but as means
+necessary to an end.
+
+What is truly astonishing, the partisans of those two opposite systems
+were at once prevalent, and at once employed, and in the very same
+transactions--the one ostensibly, the other secretly, during the
+latter part of the reign of Louis XV. Nor was there one court in which
+an ambassador resided on the part of the ministers, in which another,
+as a spy on him, did not also reside on the part of the king. They who
+pursued the scheme for keeping peace on the continent, and
+particularly with Austria, acting officially and publicly, the other
+faction counteracting and opposing them. These private agents were
+continually going from their function to the Bastile, and from the
+Bastile to employment, and favour again. An inextricable cabal was
+formed, some of persons of rank, others of subordinates. But by this
+means the corps of politicians was augmented in number, and the whole
+formed a body of active, adventuring, ambitious, discontented people,
+despising the regular ministry, despising the courts at which they
+were employed, despising the court which employed them.
+
+The unfortunate Louis the Sixteenth was not the first cause of the
+evil by which he suffered. He came to it, as to a sort of inheritance,
+by the false politics of his immediate predecessor. This system of
+dark and perplexed intrigue had come to its perfection before he came
+to the throne: and even then the Revolution strongly operated in all
+its causes.
+
+There was no point on which the discontented diplomatic politicians so
+bitterly arraigned their cabinet, as for the decay of French influence
+in all others. From quarrelling with the court, they began to complain
+of monarchy itself, as a system of government too variable for any
+regular plan of national aggrandisement. They observed, that in that
+sort of regimen too much depended on the personal character of the
+prince; that the vicissitudes produced by the succession of princes of
+a different character, and even the vicissitudes produced in the same
+man, by the different views and inclinations belonging to youth,
+manhood, and age, disturbed and distracted the policy of a country
+made by nature for extensive empire, or, what was still more to their
+taste, for that sort of general over-ruling influence which prepared
+empire or supplied the place of it. They had continually in their
+hands the observations of _Machiavel_ on _Livy_. They had
+_Montesquieu's Grandeur et Decadence des Romains_ as a manual; and
+they compared, with mortification, the systematic proceedings of a
+Roman senate with the fluctuations of a monarchy. They observed the
+very small additions of territory which all the power of France,
+actuated by all the ambition of France, had acquired in two centuries.
+The Romans had frequently acquired more in a single year. They
+severely and in every part of it criticised the reign of Louis XIV.,
+whose irregular and desultory ambition had more provoked than
+endangered Europe. Indeed, they who will be at the pains of seriously
+considering the history of that period will see that those French
+politicians had some reason. They who will not take the trouble of
+reviewing it through all its wars and all its negotiations, will
+consult the short but judicious criticism of the Marquis de
+Montalembert on that subject. It may be read separately from his
+ingenious system of fortification and military defence, on the
+practical merit of which I am unable to form a judgment.
+
+The diplomatic politicians of whom I speak, and who formed by far the
+majority in that class, made disadvantageous comparisons even between
+their more legal and formalising monarchy, and the monarchies of other
+states, as a system of power and influence. They observed that France
+not only lost ground herself, but, through the languor and
+unsteadiness of her pursuits, and from her aiming through commerce at
+naval force which she never could attain without losing more on one
+side than she could gain on the other, that three great powers, each
+of them (as military states) capable of balancing her, had grown up on
+the continent. Russia and Prussia had been created almost within
+memory; and Austria, though not a new power, and even curtailed in
+territory, was, by the very collision in which she lost that
+territory, greatly improved in her military discipline and force.
+During the reign of Maria Theresa the interior economy of the country
+was made more to correspond with the support of great armies than
+formerly it had been. As to Prussia, a merely military power, they
+observed that one war had enriched her with as considerable a conquest
+as France had acquired in centuries. Russia had broken the Turkish
+power by which Austria might be, as formerly she had been, balanced in
+favour of France. They felt it with pain, that the two northern powers
+of Sweden and Denmark were in general under the sway of Russia; or
+that, at best, France kept up a very doubtful conflict, with many
+fluctuations of fortune, and at an enormous expense, in Sweden. In
+Holland, the French party seemed, if not extinguished, at least
+utterly obscured, and kept under by a stadtholder, leaning for support
+sometimes on Great Britain, sometimes on Prussia, sometimes on both,
+never on France. Even the spreading of the Bourbon family had become
+merely a family accommodation; and had little effect on the national
+politics. This alliance, they said, extinguished Spain by destroying
+all its energy, without adding anything to the real power of France in
+the accession of the forces of its great rival. In Italy, the same
+family accommodation, the same national insignificance, were equally
+visible. What cure for the radical weakness of the French monarchy, to
+which all the means which wit could devise, or nature and fortune
+could bestow, towards universal empire, was not of force to give life,
+or vigour, or consistency,--but in a Republic? Out the word came; and
+it never went back.
+
+Whether they reasoned, right or wrong, or that there was some mixture
+of right and wrong in their reasoning, I am sure, that in this manner
+they felt and reasoned. The different effects of a great military and
+ambitious republic, and of a monarchy of the same description, were
+constantly in their mouths. The principle was ready to operate when
+opportunities should offer, which few of them indeed foresaw in the
+extent in which they were afterwards presented; but these
+opportunities, in some degree or other, they all ardently wished for.
+
+When I was in Paris in 1773, the treaty of 1756 between Austria and
+France was deplored as a national calamity; because it united France
+in friendship with a power at whose expense alone they could hope any
+continental aggrandisement. When the first partition of Poland was
+made, in which France had no share, and which had further aggrandised
+every one of the three powers of which they were most jealous, I found
+them in a perfect phrensy of rage and indignation: not that they were
+hurt at the shocking and uncoloured violence and injustice of that
+partition, but at the debility, improvidence, and want of activity, in
+their government, in not preventing it as a means of aggrandisement to
+their rivals, or in not contriving, by exchanges of some kind or
+other, to obtain their share of advantage from that robbery.
+
+In that or nearly in that state of things and of opinions, came the
+Austrian match; which promised to draw the knot, as afterwards in
+effect it did, still more closely between the old rival houses. This
+added exceedingly to their hatred and contempt of their monarchy. It
+was for this reason that the late glorious queen, who on all accounts
+was formed to produce general love and admiration, and whose life was
+as mild and beneficent as her death was beyond example great and
+heroic, became so very soon and so very much the object of an
+implacable rancour, never to be extinguished but in her blood. When I
+wrote my letter in answer to M. de Menonville, in the beginning of
+January, 1791, I had good reason for thinking that this description of
+revolutionists did not so early nor so steadily point their murderous
+designs at the martyr king as at the royal heroine. It was accident,
+and the momentary depression of that part of the faction, that gave to
+the husband the happy priority in death.
+
+From this their restless desire of an over-ruling influence, they bent
+a very great part of their designs and efforts to revive the old
+French party, which was a democratic party in Holland, and to make a
+revolution there. They were happy at the troubles which the singular
+imprudence of Joseph the Second had stirred up in the Austrian
+Netherlands. They rejoiced when they saw him irritate his subjects,
+profess philosophy, send away the Dutch garrisons, and dismantle his
+fortifications. As to Holland, they never forgave either the king or
+the ministry, for suffering that object, which they justly looked on
+as principal in their design of reducing the power of England, to
+escape out of their hands. This was the true secret of the commercial
+treaty, made, on their part, against all the old rules and principles
+of commerce, with a view of diverting the English nation, by a pursuit
+of immediate profit, from an attention to the progress of France in
+its designs upon that republic. The system of the economists, which
+led to the general opening of commerce, facilitated that treaty, but
+did not produce it. They were in despair when they found that by the
+vigour of Mr. Pitt, supported in this point by Mr. Fox and the
+opposition, the object to which they had sacrificed their manufactures
+was lost to their ambition.
+
+This eager desire of raising France from the condition into which she
+had fallen, as they conceived, from her monarchical imbecility, had
+been the main-spring of their precedent interference in that unhappy
+American quarrel, the bad effects of which to this nation have not, as
+yet, fully disclosed themselves. These sentiments had been long
+lurking in their breasts, though their views were only discovered now
+and then, in heat and as by escapes; but on this occasion they
+exploded suddenly. They were professed with ostentation and propagated
+with zeal. These sentiments were not produced, as some think, by
+their American alliance. The American alliance was produced by their
+republican principles and republican policy. This new relation
+undoubtedly did much. The discourses and cabals that it produced, the
+intercourse that it established, and, above all, the example, which
+made it seem practicable to establish a republic in a great extent of
+country, finished the work, and gave to that part of the revolutionary
+faction a degree of strength which required other energies than the
+late king possessed, to resist, or even to restrain. It spread
+everywhere; but it was nowhere more prevalent than in the heart of the
+court. The palace of Versailles, by its language, seemed a forum of
+democracy. To have pointed out to most of those politicians, from
+their dispositions and movements, what has since happened, the fall of
+their own monarchy, of their own laws, of their own religion, would
+have been to furnish a motive the more for pushing forward a system on
+which they considered all these things as encumbrances. Such in truth
+they were. And we have seen them succeed not only in the destruction
+of their monarchy, but in all the objects of ambition that they
+proposed from that destruction. When I contemplate the scheme on which
+France is formed, and when I compare it with these systems, with which
+it is, and ever must be, in conflict, those things which seem as
+defects in her polity are the very things which make me tremble. The
+states of the Christian world have grown up to their present
+magnitude in a great length of time, and by a great variety of
+accidents. They have been improved to what we see them with greater or
+less degrees of felicity and skill. Not one of them has been formed
+upon a regular plan or with any unity of design. As their
+constitutions are not systematical, they have not been directed to any
+_peculiar_ end, eminently distinguished, and superseding every other.
+The objects which they embrace are of the greatest possible variety,
+and have become in a manner infinite. In all these old countries the
+state has been made to the people, and not the people conformed to the
+state. Every state has pursued not only every sort of social
+advantage, but it has cultivated the welfare of every individual. His
+wants, his wishes, even his tastes, have been consulted. This
+comprehensive scheme virtually produced a degree of personal liberty
+in forms the most adverse to it. That liberty was found, under
+monarchies styled absolute, in a degree unknown to the ancient
+commonwealths. From hence the powers of all our modern states meet, in
+all their movements, with some obstruction. It is therefore no wonder,
+that, when these states are to be considered as machines to operate
+for some one great end, this dissipated and balanced force is not
+easily concentred, or made to bear with the whole force of the nation
+upon one point.
+
+The British state is, without question, that which pursues the
+greatest variety of ends, and is the least disposed to sacrifice any
+one of them to another, or to the whole. It aims at taking in the
+entire circle of human desires, and securing for them their fair
+enjoyment. Our legislature has been ever closely connected, in its
+most efficient part, with individual feeling, and individual interest.
+Personal liberty, the most lively of these feelings and the most
+important of these interests, which in other European countries has
+rather arisen from the system of manners and the habitudes of life
+than from the laws of the state, (in which it flourished more from
+neglect than attention,) in England has been a direct object of
+government.
+
+On this principle England would be the weakest power in the whole
+system. Fortunately, however, the great riches of this kingdom,
+arising from a variety of causes, and the disposition of the people,
+which is as great to spend as to accumulate, has easily afforded a
+disposable surplus that gives a mighty momentum to the state. This
+difficulty, with these advantages to overcome it, has called forth the
+talents of the English financiers, who, by the surplus of industry
+poured out by prodigality, have outdone everything which has been
+accomplished in other nations. The present minister has outdone his
+predecessors; and, as a minister of revenue, is far above my power of
+praise. But still there are cases in which England feels more than
+several others (though they all feel) the perplexity of an immense
+body of balanced advantages, and of individual demands, and of some
+irregularity in the whole mass.
+
+France differs essentially from all those governments, which are
+formed without system, which exist by habit, and which are confused
+with the multitude, and with the complexity of their pursuits. What
+now stands as government in France is struck out at a heat. The design
+is wicked, immoral, impious, oppressive; but it is spirited and
+daring; it is systematic; it is simple in its principle; it has unity
+and consistency in perfection. In that country entirely to cut off a
+branch of commerce, to extinguish a manufacture, to destroy the
+circulation of money, to violate credit, to suspend the course of
+agriculture, even to burn a city, or to lay waste a province of their
+own, does not cost them a moment's anxiety. To them the will, the
+wish, the want, the liberty, the toil, the blood of individuals, is as
+nothing. Individuality is left out of their scheme of government. The
+state is all in all. Everything is referred to the production of
+force; afterwards, everything is trusted to the use of it. It is
+military in its principle, in its maxims, in its spirit, and in all
+its movements. The state has dominion and conquest for its sole
+objects; dominion over minds by proselytism, over bodies by arms.
+
+Thus constituted, with an immense body of natural means which are
+lessened in their amount only to be increased in their effect, France
+has, since the accomplishment of the Revolution, a complete unity in
+its direction. It has destroyed every resource of the state which
+depends upon opinion and the good-will of individuals. The riches of
+convention disappear. The advantages of nature in some measure remain:
+even these, I admit, are astonishingly lessened; the command over what
+remains is complete and absolute. We go about asking when assignats
+will expire, and we laugh at the last price of them. But what
+signifies the fate of those tickets of despotism? The despotism will
+find despotic means of supply. They have found the short cut to the
+productions of nature, while others, in pursuit of them, are obliged
+to wind through the labyrinth of a very intricate state of society.
+They seize upon the fruit of the labour; they seize upon the labourer
+himself. Were France but half of what it is in population, in
+compactness, in applicability of its force, situated as it is, and
+being what it is, it would be too strong for most of the states of
+Europe, constituted as they are, and proceeding as they proceed. Would
+it be wise to estimate what the world of Europe, as well as the world
+of Asia, had to dread from Genghiz Khan, upon a contemplation of the
+resources of the cold and barren spot in the remotest Tartary, from
+whence first issued that scourge of the human race? Ought we to judge
+from the excise and stamp duties of the rocks, or from the paper
+circulation of the sands of Arabia, the power by which Mahomet and his
+tribes laid hold at once on the two most powerful empires of the
+world; beat one of them totally to the ground, broke to pieces the
+other, and, in not much longer space of time than I have lived,
+overturned governments, laws, manners, religion, and extended an
+empire from the Indus to the Pyrenees?
+
+Material resources never have supplied, nor ever can supply, the want
+of unity in design, and constancy in pursuit. But unity in design, and
+perseverance and boldness in pursuit, have never wanted resources, and
+never will. We have not considered as we ought the dreadful energy of
+a state in which the property has nothing to do with the government.
+Reflect, my dear Sir, reflect again and again, on a government, in
+which the property is in complete subjection, and where nothing rules
+but the mind of desperate men. The condition of a commonwealth not
+governed by its property was a combination of things which the learned
+and ingenious speculator Harrington, who has tossed about society into
+all forms, never could imagine to be possible. We have seen it; the
+world has felt it; and if the world will shut their eyes to this state
+of things, they will feel it more. The rulers there have found their
+resources in crimes. The discovery is dreadful; the mine exhaustless.
+They have everything to gain, and they have nothing to lose. They have
+a boundless inheritance in hope; and there is no medium for them,
+betwixt the highest elevation, and death with infamy. Never can they,
+who; from the miserable servitude of the desk, have been raised to
+empire, again submit to the bondage of a starving bureau, or the
+profit of copying music, or writing plaidoyers by the sheet. It has
+made me often smile in bitterness, when I have heard talk of an
+indemnity to such men, provided they return to their allegiance.
+
+From all this, what is my inference? It is, that this new system of
+robbery in France cannot be rendered safe by any art; that it _must_
+be destroyed, or that it will destroy all Europe; that to destroy that
+enemy, by some means or other, the force opposed to it should be made
+to bear some analogy and resemblance to the force and spirit which
+that system exerts; that war ought to be made against it, in its
+vulnerable parts. These are my inferences. In one word, with this
+republic nothing independent can co-exist The errors of Louis XVI.
+were more pardonable to prudence, than any of those of the same kind
+into which the allied courts may fall. They have the benefit of his
+dreadful example.
+
+The unhappy Louis XVI. was a man of the best intentions that probably
+ever reigned. He was by no means deficient in talents. He had a most
+laudable desire to supply by general reading, and even by the
+acquisition of elemental knowledge, an education in all points
+originally defective; but nobody told him, (and it was no wonder he
+should not himself divine it,) that the world of which he read, and
+the world in which he lived, were no longer the same. Desirous of
+doing everything for the best, fearful of cabal, distrusting his own
+judgment, he sought his ministers of all kinds upon public testimony.
+But as courts are the field for caballers, the public is the theatre
+for mountebanks and impostors. The cure for both those evils is in the
+discernment of the prince. But an accurate and penetrating discernment
+is what in a young prince could not be looked for.
+
+His conduct in its principle was not unwise; but, like most other of
+his well-meant designs, it failed in his hands. It failed partly from
+mere ill-fortune, to which speculators are rarely pleased to assign
+that very large share to which she is justly entitled in all human
+affairs. The failure, perhaps, in part was owing to his suffering his
+system to be vitiated and disturbed by those intrigues, which it is,
+humanly speaking, impossible wholly to prevent in courts, or indeed
+under any form of government. However, with these aberrations, he gave
+himself over to a succession of the statesmen of public opinion. In
+other things he thought that he might be a king on the terms of his
+predecessors. He was conscious of the purity of his heart and the
+general good tendency of his government. He flattered himself, as most
+men in his situation will, that he might consult his ease without
+danger to his safety. It is not at all wonderful that both he and his
+ministers, giving way abundantly in other respects to innovation,
+should take up in policy with the tradition of their monarchy. Under
+his ancestors the monarchy had subsisted, and even been strengthened,
+by the generation or support of republics. First, the Swiss republics
+grew under the guardianship of the French monarchy. The Dutch
+republics were hatched and cherished under the same incubation.
+Afterwards, a republican constitution was, under the influence of
+France, established in the empire against the pretensions of its
+chief. Even whilst the monarchy of France, by a series of wars and
+negotiations, and lastly by the treaties of Westphalia, had obtained
+the establishment of the Protestants in Germany as a law of the
+empire, the same monarchy under Louis XIII. had force enough to
+destroy the republican system of the Protestants at home.
+
+Louis XVI. was a diligent reader of history. But the very lamp of
+prudence blinded him. The guide of human life led him astray. A silent
+revolution in the moral world preceded the political, and prepared it.
+It became of more importance than ever what examples were given, and
+what measures were adopted. Their causes no longer lurked in the
+recesses of cabinets, or in the private conspiracies of the factious.
+They were no longer to be controlled by the force and influence of the
+grandees, who formerly had been able to stir up troubles by their
+discontents, and to quiet them by their corruption. The chain of
+subordination, even in cabal and sedition, was broken in its most
+important links. It was no longer the great and the populace. Other
+interests were formed, other dependencies, other connexions, other
+communications. The middle classes had swelled far beyond their former
+proportion. Like whatever is the most effectively rich and great in
+society, these classes became the seat of all the active politics; and
+the preponderating weight to decide on them. There were all the
+energies by which fortune is acquired; there the consequence of their
+success. There were all the talents which assert their pretensions,
+and are impatient of the place which settled society prescribes to
+them. These descriptions had got between the great and the populace;
+and the influence on the lower classes was with them. The spirit of
+ambition had taken possession of this class as violently as ever it
+had done of any other. They felt the importance of this situation. The
+correspondence of the monied and the mercantile world, the literary
+intercourse of academies, but, above all, the press, of which they
+had in a manner entire possession, made a kind of electric
+communication everywhere. The press in reality has made every
+government, in its spirit, almost democratic. Without it the great,
+the first movements in this Revolution could not, perhaps, have been
+given. But the spirit of ambition, now for the first time connected
+with the spirit of speculation, was not to be restrained at will.
+There was no longer any means of arresting a principle in its course.
+When Louis XVI., under the influence of the enemies to monarchy, meant
+to found but one republic, he set up two. When he meant to take away
+half the crown of his neighbour, he lost the whole of his own. Louis
+XVI. could not with impunity countenance a new republic: yet between
+his throne and that dangerous lodgment for an enemy, which he had
+erected, he had the whole Atlantic for a ditch. He had for an out-work
+the English nation itself, friendly to liberty, adverse to that mode
+of it. He was surrounded by a rampart of monarchies, most of them
+allied to him, and generally under his influence. Yet even thus
+secured, a republic erected under his auspices, and dependent on his
+power, became fatal to his throne. The very money which he had lent to
+support this republic, by a good faith, which to him operated as
+perfidy, was punctually paid to his enemies, and became a resource in
+the hands of his assassins.
+
+With this example before their eyes, do any ministers in England, do
+any ministers in Austria, really flatter themselves that they can
+erect, not on the remote shores of the Atlantic, but in their view, in
+their vicinity, in absolute contact with one of them, not a commercial
+but a martial republic--a republic not of simple husbandmen or
+fishermen, but of intriguers, and of warriors--a republic of a
+character the most restless, the most enterprising, the most impious,
+the most fierce and bloody, the most hypocritical and perfidious, the
+most bold and daring, that ever has been seen, or indeed that can be
+conceived to exist, without bringing on their own certain ruin?
+
+Such is the republic to which we are going to give a place in
+civilised fellowship: the republic, which, with joint consent, we are
+going to establish in the centre of Europe, in a post that overlooks
+and commands every other state, and which eminently confronts and
+menaces this kingdom.
+
+You cannot fail to observe that I speak as if the allied powers were
+actually consenting, and not compelled by events to the establishment
+of this faction in France. The words have not escaped me. You will
+hereafter naturally expect that I should make them good. But whether
+in adopting this measure we are madly active, or weakly passive, or
+pusillanimously panic struck, the effects will be the same. You may
+call this faction, which has eradicated the monarchy,--expelled the
+proprietary, persecuted religion, and trampled upon law,--you may call
+this France if you please: but of the ancient France nothing remains
+but its central geography; its iron frontier; its spirit of ambition;
+its audacity of enterprise; its perplexing intrigue. These, and these
+alone, remain: and they remain heightened in their principle and
+augmented in their means. All the former correctives, whether of
+virtue or of weakness, which existed in the old monarchy, are gone. No
+single new corrective is to be found in the whole body of the new
+institutions. How should such a thing be found there, when everything
+has been chosen with care and selection to forward all those ambitious
+designs and dispositions, not to control them? The whole is a body of
+ways and means for the supply of dominion, without one heterogeneous
+particle in it.
+
+Here I suffer you to breathe, and leave to your meditation what has
+occurred to me on the _genius and character_ of the French Revolution.
+From having this before us, we may be better able to determine on the
+first question I proposed, that is, how far nations, called foreign,
+are likely to be affected with the system established within that
+territory. I intended to proceed next on the question of her
+facilities, from _the internal state of other nations, and
+particularly of this_, for obtaining her ends: but I ought to be
+aware that my notions are controverted.--I mean, therefore, in my next
+letter, to take notice of what, in that way, has been recommended to
+me as the most deserving of notice. In the examination of those
+pieces, I shall have occasion to discuss some others of the topics to
+which I have called your attention. You know that the letters which I
+now send to the press, as well as a part of what is to follow, have
+been in their substance long since written. A circumstance which your
+partiality alone could make of importance to you, but which to the
+public is of no importance at all, retarded their appearance. The late
+events which press upon us obliged me to make some additions; but no
+substantial change in the matter.
+
+This discussion, my friend, will be long. But the matter is serious;
+and if ever the fate of the world could be truly said to depend on a
+particular measure, it is upon this peace. For the present, farewell.
+
+
+
+
+V.--'PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS'
+
+BY SYDNEY SMITH
+
+(LETTERS II., VI., VII., IX.)
+
+
+(_The pamphleteering spirit is strong in almost all Sydney Smith's
+'Contributions to the _Edinburgh Review_,' but the form and subjects
+of those contributions exclude them here. Of his two great pamphlet
+issues proper, _Peter Plymley's Letters_ and those _To Archdeacon
+Singleton_, the former are, though perhaps of less polished and
+perfect wit than the latter, more distinctly political, and have more
+of that _diable au corps_ which Voltaire considered necessary to
+success in the arts. They have also the advantage that, while the
+_Letters to Archdeacon Singleton_, though not an avowed recantation,
+are in the nature of a palinode--always an awkward thing--_Plymley_ is
+frankly and confidently, not to say wantonly, aggressive. These
+_Letters_, ten in number, were written just after the fall of the
+mainly Whig Ministry of 'All the Talents,' to which Sydney had been
+indebted for his preferment of Foston, and which lost its position
+not least owing to its intended support of the 'Catholic' claims.
+Those claims were not admitted for twenty years later; and Sydney's
+advocacy of them was regarded as a little too exuberant by some even
+of his own party. But there is no doubt that the _Letters_ had a great
+influence in laughing if not in arguing sections of the public round
+to the Emancipation side._)
+
+
+LETTER II.
+
+Dear Abraham--The Catholic not respect an oath! why not? What upon
+earth has kept him out of Parliament, or excluded him from all the
+offices whence he is excluded, but his respect for oaths? There is no
+law which prohibits a Catholic to sit in Parliament. There could be no
+such law; because it is impossible to find out what passes in the
+interior of any man's mind. Suppose it were in contemplation to
+exclude all men from certain offices who contended for the legality of
+taking tithes: the only mode of discovering that fervid love of
+decimation which I know you to possess would be to tender you an oath
+"against that damnable doctrine, that it is lawful for a spiritual man
+to take, abstract, appropriate, subduct, or lead away the tenth calf,
+sheep, lamb, ox, pigeon, duck," etc., etc., etc., and every other
+animal that ever existed, which of course the lawyers would take care
+to enumerate. Now this oath I am sure you would rather die than take;
+and so the Catholic is excluded from Parliament because he will not
+swear that he disbelieves the leading doctrines of his religion! The
+Catholic asks you to abolish some oaths which oppress him; your answer
+is that he does not respect oaths. Then why subject him to the test of
+oaths? The oaths keep him out of Parliament; why, then, he respects
+them. Turn which way you will, either your laws are nugatory, or the
+Catholic is bound by religious obligations as you are; but no eel in
+the well-sanded fist of a cook-maid, upon the eve of being skinned,
+ever twisted and writhed as an orthodox parson does when he is
+compelled by the gripe of reason to admit anything in favour of a
+dissenter.
+
+I will not dispute with you whether the Pope be or be not the Scarlet
+Lady of Babylon. I hope it is not so; because I am afraid it will
+induce His Majesty's Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce several
+severe bills against popery, if that is the case; and though he will
+have the decency to appoint a previous committee of inquiry as to the
+fact, the committee will be garbled, and the report inflammatory.
+Leaving this to be settled as he pleases to settle it, I wish to
+inform you, that, previously to the bill last passed in favour of the
+Catholics, at the suggestion of Mr. Pitt, and for his satisfaction,
+the opinions of six of the most celebrated of the foreign Catholic
+universities were taken as to the right of the Pope to interfere in
+the temporal concerns of any country. The answer cannot possibly leave
+the shadow of a doubt, even in the mind of Baron Maseres; and Dr.
+Rennel would be compelled to admit it, if three Bishops lay dead at
+the very moment the question were put to him. To this answer might be
+added also the solemn declaration and signature of all the Catholics
+in Great Britain.
+
+I should perfectly agree with you, if the Catholics admitted such a
+dangerous dispensing power in the hands of the Pope; but they all deny
+it, and laugh at it, and are ready to abjure it in the most decided
+manner you can devise. They obey the Pope as the spiritual head of
+their Church; but are you really so foolish as to be imposed upon by
+mere names? What matters it the seven-thousandth part of a farthing
+who is the spiritual head of any Church? Is not Mr. Wilberforce at the
+head of the Church of Clapham? Is not Dr. Letsom at the head of the
+Quaker Church? Is not the General Assembly at the head of the Church
+of Scotland? How is the government disturbed by these many-headed
+Churches? or in what way is the power of the Crown augmented by this
+almost nominal dignity?
+
+The King appoints a fast-day once a year, and he makes the bishops:
+and if the government would take half the pains to keep the Catholics
+out of the arms of France that it does to widen Temple Bar, or
+improve Snow Hill, the King would get into his hands the appointments
+of the titular Bishops of Ireland. Both Mr. C----'s sisters enjoy
+pensions more than sufficient to place the two greatest dignitaries of
+the Irish Catholic Church entirely at the disposal of the Crown.
+Everybody who knows Ireland knows perfectly well, that nothing would
+be easier, with the expenditure of a little money, than to preserve
+enough of the ostensible appointment in the hands of the Pope to
+satisfy the scruples of the Catholics, while the real nomination
+remained with the Crown. But, as I have before said, the moment the
+very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to
+common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the
+barbarity of tyrants and the fatuity of idiots.
+
+Whatever your opinion may be of the follies of the Roman Catholic
+religion, remember they are the follies of four millions of human
+beings, increasing rapidly in numbers, wealth, and intelligence, who,
+if firmly united with this country, would set at defiance the power of
+France, and if once wrested from their alliance with England, would in
+three years render its existence as an independent nation absolutely
+impossible. You speak of danger to the Establishment: I request to
+know when the Establishment was ever so much in danger as when Hoche
+was in Bantry Bay, and whether all the books of Bossuet, or the arts
+of the Jesuits, were half so terrible? Mr. Perceval and his parsons
+forget all this, in their horror lest twelve or fourteen old women may
+be converted to holy water and Catholic nonsense. They never see that,
+while they are saving these venerable ladies from perdition, Ireland
+may be lost, England broken down, and the Protestant Church, with all
+its deans, prebendaries, Percevals, and Rennels, be swept into the
+vortex of oblivion.
+
+Do not, I beseech you, ever mention to me again the name of Dr.
+Duigenan. I have been in every corner of Ireland, and have studied its
+present strength and condition with no common labour. Be assured
+Ireland does not contain at this moment less than five millions of
+people. There were returned in the year 1791 to the hearth tax 701,000
+houses, and there is no kind of question that there were about 50,000
+houses omitted in that return. Taking, however, only the number
+returned for the tax, and allowing the average of six to a house (a
+very small average for a potato-fed people), this brings the
+population to 4,200,000 people in the year 1791: and it can be shown
+from the clearest evidence (and Mr. Newenham in his book shows it),
+that Ireland for the last fifty years has increased in its population
+at the rate of 50 or 60,000 per annum; which leaves the present
+population of Ireland at about five millions, after every possible
+deduction for _existing circumstances, just and necessary wars,
+monstrous and unnatural rebellions_, and all other sources of human
+destruction. Of this population, two out of ten are Protestants; and
+the half of the Protestant population are Dissenters, and as inimical
+to the Church as the Catholics themselves. In this state of things
+thumbscrews and whipping--admirable engines of policy as they must be
+considered to be--will not ultimately avail. The Catholics will hang
+over you; they will watch for the moment, and compel you hereafter to
+give them ten times as much, against your will, as they would now be
+contented with, if it were voluntarily surrendered. Remember what
+happened in the American war, when Ireland compelled you to give her
+everything she asked, and to renounce, in the most explicit manner,
+your claim of Sovereignty over her. God Almighty grant the folly of
+these present men may not bring on such another crisis of public
+affairs!
+
+What are your dangers which threaten the Establishment?--Reduce this
+declamation to a point, and let us understand what you mean. The most
+ample allowance does not calculate that there would be more than
+twenty members who were Roman Catholics in one house, and ten in the
+other, if the Catholic emancipation were carried into effect. Do you
+mean that these thirty members would bring in a bill to take away the
+tithes from the Protestant, and to pay them to the Catholic clergy? Do
+you mean that a Catholic general would march his army into the House
+of Commons, and purge it of Mr. Perceval and Dr. Duigenan? or, that
+the theological writers would become all of a sudden more acute or
+more learned, if the present civil incapacities were removed? Do you
+fear for your tithes, or your doctrines, or your person, or the
+English Constitution? Every fear, taken separately, is so glaringly
+absurd, that no man has the folly or the boldness to state it. Every
+one conceals his ignorance, or his baseness, in a stupid general
+panic, which, when called on, he is utterly incapable of explaining.
+Whatever you think of the Catholics, there they are--you cannot get
+rid of them; your alternative is to give them a lawful place for
+stating their grievances, or an unlawful one: if you do not admit them
+to the House of Commons, they will hold their parliament in Potatoe
+Place, Dublin, and be ten times as violent and inflammatory as they
+would be in Westminster. Nothing would give me such an idea of
+security as to see twenty or thirty Catholic gentlemen in Parliament,
+looked upon by all the Catholics as the fair and proper organ of their
+party. I should have thought it the height of good fortune that such a
+wish existed on their part, and the very essence of madness and
+ignorance to reject it. Can you murder the Catholics? Can you neglect
+them? They are too numerous for both these expedients. What remains to
+be done is obvious to every human being--but to that man who, instead
+of being a Methodist preacher, is, for the curse of us and our
+children, and for the ruin of Troy and the misery of good old Priam
+and his sons, become a legislator and a politician.
+
+A distinction, I perceive, is taken by one of the most feeble noblemen
+in Great Britain, between persecution and the deprivation of political
+power; whereas, there is no more distinction between these two things
+than there is between him who makes the distinction and a booby. If I
+strip off the relic-covered jacket of a Catholic, and give him twenty
+stripes ... I persecute; if I say, Everybody in the town where you
+live shall be a candidate for lucrative and honourable offices, but
+you, who are a Catholic ... I do not persecute! What barbarous
+nonsense is this! as if degradation was not as great an evil as bodily
+pain or as severe poverty: as if I could not be as great a tyrant by
+saying, You shall not enjoy--as by saying, You shall suffer. The
+English, I believe, are as truly religious as any nation in Europe: I
+know no greater blessing; but it carries with it this evil in its
+train, that any villain who will bawl out, '_The Church is in
+danger!_' may get a place and a good pension; and that any
+administration who will do the same thing may bring a set of men into
+power who, at a moment of stationary and passive piety, would be
+hooted by the very boys in the streets. But it is not all religion; it
+is, in great part, the narrow and exclusive spirit which delights to
+keep the common blessings of sun and air and freedom from other human
+beings. 'Your religion has always been degraded; you are in the dust,
+and I will take care you never rise again. I should enjoy less the
+possession of an earthly good by every additional person to whom it
+was extended.' You may not be aware of it yourself, most reverend
+Abraham, but you deny their freedom to the Catholics upon the same
+principle that Sarah your wife refuses to give the receipt for a ham
+or a gooseberry dumpling: she values her receipts, not because they
+secure to her a certain flavour, but because they remind her that her
+neighbours want it:--a feeling laughable in a priestess, shameful in a
+priest; venial when it withholds the blessings of a ham, tyrannical
+and execrable when it narrows the boon of religious freedom.
+
+You spend a great deal of ink about the character of the present prime
+minister. Grant you all that you write--I say, I fear he will ruin
+Ireland, and pursue a line of policy destructive to the true interest
+of his country: and then you tell me, he is faithful to Mrs. Perceval,
+and kind to the Master Percevals! These are, undoubtedly, the first
+qualifications to be looked to in a time of the most serious public
+danger; but somehow or another (if public and private virtues must
+always be incompatible), I should prefer that he destroyed the
+domestic happiness of Wood or Cockell, owed for the veal of the
+preceding year, whipped his boys, and saved his country.
+
+The late administration did not do right; they did not build their
+measures upon the solid basis of facts. They should have caused
+several Catholics to have been dissected after death by surgeons of
+either religion; and the report to have been published with
+accompanying plates. If the viscera, and other organs of life, had
+been found to be the same as in Protestant bodies; if the provisions
+of nerves, arteries, cerebrum, and cerebellum, had been the same as we
+are provided with, or as the Dissenters are now known to possess;
+then, indeed, they might have met Mr. Perceval upon a proud eminence,
+and convinced the country at large of the strong probability that the
+Catholics are really human creatures, endowed with the feelings of
+men, and entitled to all their rights. But instead of this wise and
+prudent measure, Lord Howick, with his usual precipitation, brings
+forward a bill in their favour, without offering the slightest proof
+to the country that they were anything more than horses and oxen. The
+person who shows the lama at the corner of Piccadilly has the
+precaution to write up--_Allowed by Sir Joseph Banks to be a real
+quadruped_, so his Lordship might have said--_Allowed by the bench of
+Bishops to be real human creatures_.... I could write you twenty
+letters upon this subject; but I am tired, and so I suppose are you.
+Our friendship is now of forty years' standing; you know me to be a
+truly religious man; but I shudder to see religion treated like a
+cockade, or a pint of beer, and made the instrument of a party. I love
+the king, but I love the people as well as the king; and if I am sorry
+to see his old age molested, I am much more sorry to see four millions
+of Catholics baffled in their just expectations. If I love Lord
+Grenville, and Lord Howick, it is because they love their country; if
+I abhor ... it is because I know there is but one man among them who
+is not laughing at the enormous folly and credulity of the country,
+and that he is an ignorant and mischievous bigot. As for the light and
+frivolous jester, of whom it is your misfortune to think so highly,
+learn, my dear Abraham, that this political Killigrew, just before the
+breaking-up of the last administration, was in actual treaty with them
+for a place; and if they had survived twenty-four hours longer, he
+would have been now declaiming against the cry of No Popery! instead
+of inflaming it. With this practical comment on the baseness of human
+nature, I bid you adieu!
+
+
+LETTER VI.
+
+Dear Abraham--What amuses me the most is to hear of the _indulgences_
+which the Catholics have received, and their exorbitance in not being
+satisfied with those indulgences: now if you complain to me that a
+man is obtrusive and shameless in his requests, and that it is
+impossible to bring him to reason, I must first of all hear the whole
+of your conduct towards him; for you may have taken from him so much
+in the first instance that, in spite of a long series of restitution,
+a vast latitude for petition may still remain behind.
+
+There is a village, no matter where, in which the inhabitants, on one
+day in the year, sit down to a dinner prepared at the common expense:
+by an extraordinary piece of tyranny, which Lord Hawkesbury would call
+the wisdom of the village ancestors, the inhabitants of three of the
+streets, about a hundred years ago, seized upon the inhabitants of the
+fourth street, bound them hand and foot, laid them upon their backs,
+and compelled them to look on while the rest were stuffing themselves
+with beef and beer; the next year the inhabitants of the persecuted
+street, though they contributed an equal quota of the expense, were
+treated precisely in the same manner. The tyranny grew into a custom;
+and, as the manner of our nature is, it was considered as the most
+sacred of all duties to keep these poor fellows without their annual
+dinner. The village was so tenacious of this practice, that nothing
+could induce them to resign it; every enemy to it was looked upon as a
+disbeliever in Divine Providence, and any nefarious churchwarden who
+wished to succeed in his election had nothing to do but to represent
+his antagonist as an abolitionist, in order to frustrate his ambition,
+endanger his life, and throw the village into a state of the most
+dreadful commotion. By degrees, however, the obnoxious street grew to
+be so well peopled, and its inhabitants so firmly united, that their
+oppressors, more afraid of injustice, were more disposed to be just.
+At the next dinner they are unbound, the year after allowed to sit
+upright, then a bit of bread and a glass of water; till at last, after
+a long series of concessions, they are emboldened to ask, in pretty
+plain terms, that they may be allowed to sit down at the bottom of the
+table, and to fill their bellies as well as the rest. Forthwith a
+general cry of shame and scandal: 'Ten years ago, were you not laid
+upon your backs? Don't you remember what a great thing you thought it
+to get a piece of bread? How thankful you were for cheese parings?
+Have you forgotten that memorable era, when the lord of the manor
+interfered to obtain for you a slice of the public pudding? And now,
+with an audacity only equalled by your ingratitude, you have the
+impudence to ask for knives and forks, and to request, in terms too
+plain to be mistaken, that you may sit down to table with the rest,
+and be indulged even with beef and beer: there are not more than half
+a dozen dishes which we have reserved for ourselves; the rest has been
+thrown open to you in the utmost profusion; you have potatoes, and
+carrots, suet dumplings, sops in the pan, and delicious toast and
+water in incredible quantities. Beef, mutton, lamb, pork, and veal are
+ours; and if you were not the most restless and dissatisfied of human
+beings, you would never think of aspiring to enjoy them.'
+
+Is not this, my dainty Abraham, the very nonsense and the very insult
+which is talked to and practised upon the Catholics? You are surprised
+that men who have tasted of partial justice should ask for perfect
+justice; that he who has been robbed of coat and cloak will not be
+contented with the restitution of one of his garments. He would be a
+very lazy blockhead if he were content, and I (who, though an
+inhabitant of the village, have preserved, thank God, some sense of
+justice) most earnestly counsel these half-fed claimants to persevere
+in their just demands, till they are admitted to a more complete share
+of a dinner for which they pay as much as the others; and if they see
+a little attenuated lawyer squabbling at the head of their opponents,
+let them desire him to empty his pockets, and to pull out all the
+pieces of duck, fowl, and pudding which he has filched from the public
+feast, to carry home to his wife and children.
+
+You parade a great deal upon the vast concessions made by this country
+to the Irish before the Union. I deny that any voluntary concession
+was ever made by England to Ireland. What did Ireland ever ask that
+was granted? What did she ever demand that was not refused? How did
+she get her Mutiny Bill--a limited Parliament--a repeal of Poyning's
+Law--a constitution? Not by the concessions of England, but by her
+fears. When Ireland asked for all these things upon her knees, her
+petitions were rejected with Percevalism and contempt; when she
+demanded them with the voice of 60,000 armed men, they were granted
+with every mark of consternation and dismay. Ask of Lord Auckland the
+fatal consequences of trifling with such a people as the Irish. He
+himself was the organ of these refusals. As secretary to the Lord
+Lieutenant, the insolence and the tyranny of this country passed
+through his hands. Ask him if he remembers the consequences. Ask him
+if he has forgotten that memorable evening when he came down booted
+and mantled to the House of Commons, when he told the House he was
+about to set off for Ireland that night, and declared before God, if
+he did not carry with him a compliance with all their demands, Ireland
+was for ever lost to this country. The present generation have
+forgotten this; but I have not forgotten it; and I know, hasty and
+undignified as the submission of England then was, that Lord Auckland
+was right, that the delay of a single day might very probably have
+separated the two peoples for ever. The terms submission and fear are
+galling terms when applied from the lesser nation to the greater; but
+it is the plain historical truth, it is the natural consequence of
+injustice, it is the predicament in which every country places itself
+which leaves such a mass of hatred and discontent by its side. No
+empire is powerful enough to endure it; it would exhaust the strength
+of China, and sink it with all its mandarins and tea-kettles to the
+bottom of the deep. By refusing them justice now when you are strong
+enough to refuse them anything more than justice, you will act over
+again, with the Catholics, the same scene of mean and precipitate
+submission which disgraced you before America, and before the
+volunteers of Ireland. We shall live to hear the Hampstead Protestant
+pronouncing such extravagant panegyrics upon holy water, and paying
+such fulsome compliments to the thumbs and offals of departed saints,
+that parties will change sentiments, and Lord Henry Petty and Sam
+Whitbread take a spell at No Popery. The wisdom of Mr. Fox was alike
+employed in teaching his country justice when Ireland was weak, and
+dignity when Ireland was strong. We are fast pacing round the same
+miserable circle of ruin and imbecility. Alas! where is our guide?
+
+You say that Ireland is a millstone about our necks; that it would be
+better for us if Ireland were sunk at the bottom of the sea; that the
+Irish are a nation of irreclaimable savages and barbarians. How often
+have I heard these sentiments fall from the plump and thoughtless
+squire, and from the thriving English shopkeeper, who has never felt
+the rod of an Orange master upon his back. Ireland a millstone about
+your neck! Why is it not a stone of Ajax in your hand? I agree with
+you most cordially that, governed as Ireland now is, it would be a
+vast accession of strength if the waves of the sea were to rise and
+engulf her to-morrow. At this moment, opposed as we are to all the
+world, the annihilation of one of the most fertile islands on the face
+of the globe, containing five millions of human creatures, would be
+one of the most solid advantages which could happen to this country. I
+doubt very much, in spite of all the just abuse which has been
+lavished upon Bonaparte, whether there is any one of his conquered
+countries the blotting out of which would be as beneficial to him as
+the destruction of Ireland would be to us: of countries I speak
+differing in language from the French, little habituated to their
+intercourse, and inflamed with all the resentments of a recently
+conquered people. Why will you attribute the turbulence of our people
+to any cause but the right--to any cause but your own scandalous
+oppression? If you tie your horse up to a gate, and beat him cruelly,
+is he vicious because he kicks you? If you have plagued and worried a
+mastiff dog for years, is he mad because he flies at you whenever he
+sees you? Hatred is an active, troublesome passion. Depend upon it,
+whole nations have always some reason for their hatred. Before you
+refer the turbulence of the Irish to incurable defects in their
+character, tell me if you have treated them as friends and equals?
+Have you protected their commerce? Have you respected their religion?
+Have you been as anxious for their freedom as your own? Nothing of all
+this. What then? Why you have confiscated the territorial surface of
+the country twice over: you have massacred and exported her
+inhabitants: you have deprived four-fifths of them of every civil
+privilege: you have at every period made her commerce and manufactures
+slavishly subordinate to your own: and yet the hatred which the Irish
+bear to you is the result of an original turbulence of character, and
+of a primitive, obdurate wildness, utterly incapable of civilisation.
+The embroidered inanities and the sixth-form effusions of Mr. Canning
+are really not powerful enough to make me believe this; nor is there
+any authority on earth (always excepting the Dean of Christ Church)
+which could make it credible to me. I am sick of Mr. Canning. There is
+not a 'ha'porth of bread to all this sugar and sack.' I love not the
+cretaceous and incredible countenance of his colleague. The only
+opinion in which I agree with these two gentlemen is that which they
+entertain of each other. I am sure that the insolence of Mr. Pitt, and
+the unbalanced accounts of Melville, were far better than the perils
+of this new ignorance:--
+
+ Nonne fuit satius, tristes Amaryllidis iras
+ Atque superba pati fastidia? nonne Menalcan?
+ Quamvis ille _niger_?
+
+In the midst of the most profound peace, the secret articles of the
+Treaty of Tilsit, in which the destruction of Ireland is resolved
+upon, induce you to rob the Danes of their fleet. After the expedition
+sailed comes the Treaty of Tilsit, containing no article, public or
+private, alluding to Ireland. The state of the world, you tell me,
+justified us in doing this. Just God! do we think only of the state of
+the world when there is an opportunity for robbery, for murder, and
+for plunder; and do we forget the state of the world when we are
+called upon to be wise, and good, and just? Does the state of the
+world never remind us that we have four millions of subjects whose
+injuries we ought to atone for, and whose affections we ought to
+conciliate? Does the state of the world never warn us to lay aside our
+infernal bigotry, and to arm every man who acknowledges a God, and can
+grasp a sword? Did it never occur to this administration that they
+might virtuously get hold of a force ten times greater than the force
+of the Danish fleet? Was there no other way of protecting Ireland but
+by bringing eternal shame upon Great Britain, and by making the earth
+a den of robbers? See what the men whom you have supplanted would have
+done. They would have rendered the invasion of Ireland impossible, by
+restoring to the Catholics their long-lost rights: they would have
+acted in such a manner that the French would neither have wished for
+invasion nor dared to attempt it: they would have increased the
+permanent strength of the country while they preserved its reputation
+unsullied. Nothing of this kind your friends have done, because they
+are solemnly pledged to do nothing of this kind; because, to tolerate
+all religions, and to equalise civil rights to all sects, is to oppose
+some of the worst passions of our nature--to plunder and to oppress is
+to gratify them all. They wanted the huzzas of mobs, and they have for
+ever blasted the fame of England to obtain them. Were the fleets of
+Holland, France, and Spain destroyed by larceny? You resisted the
+power of 150 sail of the line by sheer courage, and violated every
+principle of morals from the dread of fifteen hulks, while the
+expedition itself cost you three times more than the value of the
+larcenous matter brought away. The French trample on the laws of God
+and man, not for old cordage, but for kingdoms, and always take care
+to be well paid for their crimes. We contrive, under the present
+administration, to unite moral with intellectual deficiency, and to
+grow weaker and worse by the same action. If they had any evidence of
+the intended hostility of the Danes, why was it not produced? Why have
+the nations of Europe been allowed to feel an indignation against this
+country beyond the reach of all subsequent information? Are these
+times, do you imagine, when we can trifle with a year of universal
+hatred, dally with the curses of Europe, and then regain a lost
+character at pleasure, by the parliamentary perspirations of the
+Foreign Secretary, or the solemn asseverations of the pecuniary Rose?
+Believe me, Abraham, it is not under such ministers as these that the
+dexterity of honest Englishmen will ever equal the dexterity of French
+knaves; it is not in their presence that the serpent of Moses will
+ever swallow up the serpents of the magician.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says that nothing is to be granted to the Catholics
+from fear. What! not even justice? Why not? There are four millions of
+disaffected people within twenty miles of your own coast. I fairly
+confess that the dread which I have of their physical power is with me
+a very strong motive for listening to their claims. To talk of not
+acting from fear is mere parliamentary cant. From what motive but
+fear, I should be glad to know, have all the improvements in our
+constitution proceeded? I question if any justice has ever been done
+to large masses of mankind from any other motive. By what other
+motives can the plunderers of the Baltic suppose nations to be
+governed in their intercourse _with each other_? If I say, Give this
+people what they ask because it is just, do you think I should get ten
+people to listen to me? Would not the lesser of the two Jenkinsons be
+the first to treat me with contempt? The only true way to make the
+mass of mankind see the beauty of justice is by showing to them, in
+pretty plain terms, the consequences of injustice. If any body of
+French troops land in Ireland, the whole population of that country
+will rise against you to a man, and you could not possibly survive
+such an event three years. Such, from the bottom of my soul, do I
+believe to be the present state of that country; and so far does it
+appear to me to be impolitic and unstatesman-like to conceed anything
+to such a danger, that if the Catholics, in addition to their present
+just demands, were to petition for the perpetual removal of the said
+Lord Hawkesbury from his Majesty's councils, I think, whatever might
+be the effect upon the destinies of Europe, and however it might
+retard our own individual destruction, that the prayer of the petition
+should be instantly complied with. Canning's crocodile tears should
+not move me; the hoops of the maids of honour should not hide him. I
+would tear him from the banisters of the back stairs, and plunge him
+in the fishy fumes of the dirtiest of all his Cinque Ports.
+
+
+LETTER VII.
+
+Dear Abraham--In the correspondence which is passing between us, you
+are perpetually alluding to the Foreign Secretary; and in answer to
+the dangers of Ireland, which I am pressing upon your notice, you have
+nothing to urge but the confidence which you repose in the discretion
+and sound sense of this gentleman. I can only say, that I have
+listened to him long and often with the greatest attention; I have
+used every exertion in my power to take a fair measure of him, and it
+appears to me impossible to hear him upon any arduous topic without
+perceiving that he is eminently deficient in those solid and serious
+qualities upon which, and upon which alone, the confidence of a great
+country can properly repose. He sweats and labours, and works for
+sense, and Mr. Ellis seems always to think it is coming, but it does
+not come; the machine can't draw up what is not to be found in the
+spring; Providence has made him a light, jesting, paragraph-writing
+man, and that he will remain to his dying day. When he is jocular he
+is strong, when he is serious he is like Samson in a wig; any ordinary
+person is a match for him: a song, an ironical letter, a burlesque
+ode, an attack in the newspaper upon Nicoll's eye, a smart speech of
+twenty minutes, full of gross misrepresentations and clever turns,
+excellent language, a spirited manner, lucky quotation, success in
+provoking dull men, some half information picked up in Pall Mall in
+the morning; these are your friend's natural weapons; all these things
+he can do: here I allow him to be truly great; nay, I will be just,
+and go still further, if he would confine himself to these things, and
+consider the _facete_ and the playful to be the basis of his
+character, he would, for that species of man, be universally regarded
+as a person of a very good understanding; call him a legislator, a
+reasoner, and the conductor of the affairs of a great nation, and it
+seems to me as absurd as if a butterfly were to teach bees to make
+honey. That he is an extraordinary writer of small poetry, and a diner
+out of the highest lustre, I do most readily admit. After George
+Selwyn, and perhaps Tickell, there has been no such man for this
+half-century. The Foreign Secretary is a gentleman, a respectable as
+well as a highly agreeable man in private life; but you may as well
+feed me with decayed potatoes as console me for the miseries of
+Ireland by the resources of his _sense_ and his _discretion_. It is
+only the public situation which this gentleman holds which entitles me
+or induces me to say so much about him. He is a fly in amber, nobody
+cares about the fly; the only question is, How the devil did it get
+there? Nor do I attack him for the love of glory, but from the love of
+utility, as a burgomaster hunts a rat in a Dutch dyke for fear it
+should flood a province.
+
+The friends of the Catholic question are, I observe, extremely
+embarrassed in arguing when they come to the loyalty of the Irish
+Catholics. As for me, I shall go straight forward to my object, and
+state what I have no manner of doubt, from an intimate knowledge of
+Ireland, to be the plain truth. Of the great Roman Catholic
+proprietors, and of the Catholic prelates, there may be a few, and but
+a few, who would follow the fortunes of England at all events: there
+is another set of men who, thoroughly detesting this country, have too
+much property and too much character to lose, not to wait for some
+very favourable event before they show themselves; but the great mass
+of Catholic population, upon the slightest appearance of a French
+force in that country, would rise upon you to a man. It is the most
+mistaken policy to conceal the plain truth. There is no loyalty among
+the Catholics: they detest you as their worst oppressors, and they
+will continue to detest you till you remove the cause of their hatred.
+It is in your power in six months' time to produce a total revolution
+of opinions among this people; and in some future letter I will show
+you that this is clearly the case. At present, see what a dreadful
+state Ireland is in. The common toast among the low Irish is, the
+feast of the _passover_. Some allusion to _Bonaparte_, in a play
+lately acted at Dublin, produced thunders of applause from the pit and
+the galleries; and a politician should not be inattentive to the
+public feelings expressed in theatres. Mr. Perceval thinks he has
+disarmed the Irish: he has no more disarmed the Irish than he has
+resigned a shilling of his own public emoluments. An Irish peasant
+fills the barrel of his gun full of tow dipped in oil, butters up the
+lock, buries it in a bog, and allows the Orange bloodhound to ransack
+his cottage at pleasure. Be just and kind to the Irish, and you will
+indeed disarm them; rescue them from the degraded servitude in which
+they are held by a handful of their own countrymen, and you will add
+four millions of brave and affectionate men to your strength. Nightly
+visits, Protestant inspectors, licenses to possess a pistol, or a
+knife and fork, the odious vigour of the _evangelical_ Perceval--acts
+of Parliament, drawn up by some English attorney, to save you from the
+hatred of four millions of people--the guarding yourselves from
+universal disaffection by a police; a confidence in the little cunning
+of Bow Street, when you might rest your security upon the eternal
+basis of the best feelings: this is the meanness and madness to which
+nations are reduced when they lose sight of the first elements of
+justice, without which a country can be no more secure than it can be
+healthy without air. I sicken at such policy and such men. The fact
+is, the Ministers know nothing about the present state of Ireland; Mr.
+Perceval sees a few clergymen, Lord Castlereagh a few general
+officers, who take care, of course, to report what is pleasant rather
+than what is true. As for the joyous and lepid consul, he jokes upon
+neutral flags and frauds, jokes upon Irish rebels, jokes upon
+northern and western and southern foes, and gives himself no trouble
+upon any subject; nor is the mediocrity of the idolatrous deputy of
+the slightest use. Dissolved in grins, he reads no memorials upon the
+state of Ireland, listens to no reports, asks no questions, and is the
+
+ "_Bourn_ from whom no traveller returns."
+
+The danger of an immediate insurrection is now, I _believe_, blown
+over. You have so strong an army in Ireland, and the Irish are become
+so much more cunning from the last insurrection, that you may perhaps
+be tolerably secure just at present from that evil: but are you secure
+from the efforts which the French may make to throw a body of troops
+into Ireland? and do you consider that event to be difficult and
+improbable? From Brest Harbour to Cape St. Vincent, you have above
+three thousand miles of hostile sea coast, and twelve or fourteen
+harbours quite capable of containing a sufficient force for the
+powerful invasion of Ireland. The nearest of these harbours is not two
+days' sail from the southern coast of Ireland, with a fair leading
+wind; and the furthest not ten. Five ships of the line, for so very
+short a passage, might carry five or six thousand troops with cannon
+and ammunition; and Ireland presents to their attack a southern coast
+of more than 500 miles, abounding in deep bays, admirable harbours,
+and disaffected inhabitants. Your blockading ships may be forced to
+come home for provisions and repairs, or they may be blown off in a
+gale of wind and compelled to bear away for their own coast; and you
+will observe that the very same wind which locks you up in the British
+Channel, when you are got there, is evidently favourable for the
+invasion of Ireland. And yet this is called Government, and the people
+huzza Mr. Perceval for continuing to expose his country day after day
+to such tremendous perils as these; cursing the men who would have
+given up a question in theology to have saved us from such a risk. The
+British empire at this moment is in the state of a peach-blossom--if
+the wind blows gently from one quarter, it survives; if furiously from
+the other, it perishes. A stiff breeze may set in from the north, the
+Rochefort squadron will be taken, and the Minister will be the most
+holy of men: if it comes from some other point, Ireland is gone; we
+curse ourselves as a set of monastic madmen, and call out for the
+unavailing satisfaction of Mr. Perceval's head. Such a state of
+political existence is scarcely credible: it is the action of a mad
+young fool standing upon one foot, and peeping down the crater of
+Mount AEtna, not the conduct of a wise and sober people deciding upon
+their best and dearest interests: and in the name, the much-injured
+name, of heaven, what is it all for that we expose ourselves to these
+dangers? Is it that we may sell more muslin? Is it that we may acquire
+more territory? Is it that we may strengthen what we have already
+acquired? No; nothing of all this; but that one set of Irishmen may
+torture another set of Irishmen--that Sir Phelim O'Callaghan may
+continue to whip Sir Toby M'Tackle, his next door neighbour, and
+continue to ravish his Catholic daughters; and these are the measures
+which the honest and consistent Secretary supports; and this is the
+Secretary whose genius in the estimation of Brother Abraham is to
+extinguish the genius of Bonaparte. Pompey was killed by a slave,
+Goliath smitten by a stripling. Pyrrhus died by the hand of a woman;
+tremble, thou great Gaul, from whose head an armed Minerva leaps forth
+in the hour of danger; tremble, thou scourge of God, a pleasant man is
+come out against thee, and thou shall be laid low by a joker of jokes,
+and he shall talk his pleasant talk against thee, and thou shall be no
+more!
+
+You tell me, in spite of all this parade of sea-coast, Bonaparte has
+neither ships nor sailors: but this is a mistake. He has not ships and
+sailors to contest the empire of the seas with Great Britain, but
+there remains quite sufficient of the navies of France, Spain,
+Holland, and Denmark, for these short excursions and invasions. Do you
+think, too, that Bonaparte does not add to his navy every year? Do
+you suppose, with all Europe at his feet, that he can find any
+difficulty in obtaining timber, and that money will not procure for
+him any quantity of naval stores he may want? The mere machine, the
+empty ship, he can build as well, and as quickly, as you can; and
+though he may not find enough of practised sailors to man large
+fighting-fleets--it is not possible to conceive that he can want
+sailors for such sort of purposes as I have stated. He is at present
+the despotic monarch of above twenty thousand miles of sea-coast, and
+yet you suppose he cannot procure sailors for the invasion of Ireland.
+Believe, if you please, that such a fleet met at sea by any number of
+our ships at all comparable to them in point of force, would be
+immediately taken, let it be so; I count nothing upon their power of
+resistance, only upon their power of escaping unobserved. If
+experience has taught us anything, it is the impossibility of
+perpetual blockades. The instances are innumerable, during the course
+of this war, where whole fleets have sailed in and out of harbour, in
+spite of every vigilance used to prevent it. I shall only mention
+those cases where Ireland is concerned. In December, 1796, seven ships
+of the line, and ten transports, reached Bantry Bay from Brest,
+without having seen an English ship in their passage. It blew a storm
+when they were off shore, and therefore England still continues to be
+an independent kingdom. You will observe that at the very time the
+French fleet sailed out of Brest Harbour, Admiral Colpoys was cruising
+off there with a powerful squadron, and still, from the particular
+circumstances of the weather, found it impossible to prevent the
+French from coming out. During the time that Admiral Colpoys was
+cruising off Brest, Admiral Richery, with six ships of the line,
+passed him, and got safe into the harbour. At the very moment when the
+French squadron was lying in Bantry Bay, Lord Bridport with his fleet
+was locked up by a foul wind in the Channel, and for several days
+could not stir to the assistance of Ireland. Admiral Colpoys, totally
+unable to find the French fleet, came home. Lord Bridport, at the
+change of the wind, cruised for them in vain, and they got safe back
+to Brest, without having seen a single one of those floating bulwarks,
+the possession of which we believe will enable us with impunity to set
+justice and common sense at defiance. Such is the miserable and
+precarious state of an anemocracy, of a people who put their trust in
+hurricanes, and are governed by wind. In August, 1798, three forty-gun
+frigates landed 1100 men under Humbert, making the passage from
+Rochelle to Killala without seeing any English ship. In October of the
+same year, four French frigates anchored in Killala Bay with 2000
+troops; and though they did not land their troops they returned to
+France in safety. In the same month, a line-of-battle ship, eight
+stout frigates, and a brig, all full of troops and stores, reached the
+coast of Ireland, and were fortunately, in sight of land, destroyed,
+after an obstinate engagement, by Sir John Warren.
+
+If you despise the little troop which, in these numerous experiments,
+did make good its landing, take with you, if you please, this _precis_
+of its exploits: eleven hundred men, commanded by a soldier raised
+from the ranks, put to rout a select army of 6000 men, commanded by
+General Lake, seized their ordnance, ammunition, and stores, advanced
+150 miles into a country containing an armed force of 150,000 men, and
+at last surrendered to the Viceroy, an experienced general, gravely
+and cautiously advancing at the head of all his chivalry and of an
+immense army to oppose him. You must excuse these details about
+Ireland, but it appears to me to be of all other subjects the most
+important. If we conciliate Ireland, we can do nothing amiss; if we do
+not, we can do nothing well. If Ireland was friendly, we might equally
+set at defiance the talents of Bonaparte and the blunders of his
+rival, Mr. Canning; we could then support the ruinous and silly bustle
+of our useless expeditions, and the almost incredible ignorance of our
+commercial orders in council. Let the present administration give up
+but this one point, and there is nothing which I would not consent to
+grant them. Mr. Perceval shall have full liberty to insult the tomb
+of Mr. Fox, and to torment every eminent Dissenter in Great Britain;
+Lord Camden shall have large boxes of plums; Mr. Rose receive
+permission to prefix to his name the appellative of virtuous; and to
+the Viscount Castlereagh a round sum of ready money shall be well and
+truly paid into his hand. Lastly, what remains to Mr. George Canning,
+but that he ride up and down Pall Mall glorious upon a white horse,
+and that they cry out before him, Thus shall it be done to the
+statesman who hath written 'The Needy Knife-Grinder,' and the German
+play? Adieu only for the present; you shall soon hear from me again;
+it is a subject upon which I cannot long be silent.
+
+
+LETTER IX.
+
+Dear Abraham--No Catholic can be chief Governor or Governor of this
+kingdom, Chancellor or Keeper of the Great Seal, Lord High Treasurer,
+Chief of any of the Courts of Justice, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
+Puisne Judge, Judge in the Admiralty, Master of the Rolls, Secretary
+of State, Keeper of the Privy Seal, Vice-Treasurer or his Deputy,
+Teller or Cashier of Exchequer, Auditor or General, Governor or Gustos
+Rotulorum of Counties, Chief Governor's Secretary, Privy Councillor,
+King's Counsel, Serjeant, Attorney, Solicitor-General, Master in
+Chancery, Provost or Fellow of Trinity College, Dublin,
+Postmaster-General, Master and Lieutenant-General of Ordnance,
+Commander-in-Chief, General on the Staff, Sheriff, Sub-Sheriff, Mayor,
+Bailiff, Recorder, Burgess, or any other officer in a City, or a
+Corporation. No Catholic can be guardian to a Protestant, and no
+priest guardian at all; no Catholic can be a gamekeeper, or have for
+sale, or otherwise, any arms or warlike stores; no Catholic can
+present to a living, unless he choose to turn Jew in order to obtain
+that privilege; the pecuniary qualification of Catholic jurors is made
+higher than that of Protestants, and no relaxation of the ancient
+rigorous code is permitted, unless to those who shall take an oath
+prescribed by 13 and 14 George III. Now if this is not picking the
+plums out of the pudding and leaving the mere batter to the Catholics,
+I know not what is. If it were merely the Privy Council, it would be
+(I allow) nothing but a point of honour for which the mass of
+Catholics were contending, the honour of being chief-mourners or
+pall-bearers to the country; but surely no man will contend that every
+barrister may not speculate upon the possibility of being a Puisne
+Judge; and that every shopkeeper must not feel himself injured by his
+exclusion from borough offices.
+
+One of the greatest practical evils which the Catholics suffer in
+Ireland is their exclusion from the offices of Sheriff and Deputy
+Sheriff. Nobody who is unacquainted with Ireland can conceive the
+obstacles which this opposes to the fair administration of justice.
+The formation of juries is now entirely in the hands of the
+Protestants; the lives, liberties, and properties of the Catholics in
+the hands of the juries; and this is the arrangement for the
+administration of justice in a country where religious prejudices are
+inflamed to the greatest degree of animosity! In this country, if a
+man be a foreigner, if he sell slippers, and sealing wax, and
+artificial flowers, we are so tender of human life that we take care
+half the number of persons who are to decide upon his fate should be
+men of similar prejudices and feelings with himself: but a poor
+Catholic in Ireland may be tried by twelve Percevals, and destroyed
+according to the manner of that gentleman in the name of the Lord, and
+with all the insulting forms of justice. I do not go the length of
+saying that deliberate and wilful injustice is done. I have no doubt
+that the Orange Deputy Sheriff thinks it would be a most unpardonable
+breach of his duty if he did not summon a Protestant panel. I can
+easily believe that the Protestant panel may conduct themselves very
+conscientiously in hanging the gentlemen of the crucifix; but I blame
+the law which does not guard the Catholic against the probable tenor
+of those feelings which must unconsciously influence the judgments of
+mankind. I detest that state of society which extends unequal degrees
+of protection to different creeds and persuasions; and I cannot
+describe to you the contempt I feel for a man who, calling himself a
+statesman, defends a system which fills the heart of every Irishman
+with treason, and makes his allegiance prudence, not choice.
+
+I request to know if the vestry taxes in Ireland are a mere matter of
+romantic feeling which can affect only the Earl of Fingal? In a parish
+where there are four thousand Catholics and fifty Protestants, the
+Protestants may meet together in a vestry meeting at which no Catholic
+has the right to vote, and tax all the lands in the parish 1s. 6d. per
+acre, or in the pound, I forget which, for the repairs of the
+church--and how has the necessity of these repairs been ascertained? A
+Protestant plumber has discovered that it wants new leading; a
+Protestant carpenter is convinced the timbers are not sound; and the
+glazier who hates holy water (as an accoucheur hates celibacy, because
+he gets nothing by it) is employed to put in new sashes.
+
+The grand juries in Ireland are the great scene of jobbing. They have
+a power of making a county rate to a considerable extent for roads,
+bridges, and other objects of general accommodation. 'You suffer the
+road to be brought through my park, and I will have the bridge
+constructed in a situation where it will make a beautiful object to
+your house. You do my job, and I will do yours.' These are the sweet
+and interesting subjects which occasionally occupy Milesian gentlemen
+while they are attendant upon this grand inquest of justice. But there
+is a religion, it seems, even in jobs; and it will be highly
+gratifying to Mr. Perceval to learn that no man in Ireland who
+believes in seven sacraments can carry a public road, or bridge, one
+yard out of the direction most beneficial to the public, and that
+nobody can cheat the public who does not expound the Scriptures in the
+purest and most orthodox manner. This will give pleasure to Mr.
+Perceval: but, from his unfairness upon these topics I appeal to the
+justice and the proper feelings of Mr. Huskisson. I ask him if the
+human mind can experience a more dreadful sensation than to see its
+own jobs refused, and the jobs of another religion perpetually
+succeeding? I ask him his opinion of a jobless faith, of a creed which
+dooms a man through life to a lean and plunderless integrity. He knows
+that human nature cannot and will not bear it; and if we were to paint
+a political Tartarus, it would be an endless series of snug
+expectations and cruel disappointments. These are a few of many
+dreadful inconveniences which the Catholics of all ranks suffer from
+the laws by which they are at present oppressed. Besides, look at
+human nature: what is the history of all professions? Joel is to be
+brought up to the bar: has Mrs. Plymley the slightest doubt of his
+being Chancellor? Do not his two shrivelled aunts live in the
+certainty of seeing him in that situation, and of cutting out with
+their own hands his equity habiliments? And I could name a certain
+minister of the Gospel who does not, in the bottom of his heart, much
+differ from these opinions. Do you think that the fathers and mothers
+of the holy Catholic Church are not as absurd as Protestant papas and
+mammas? The probability I admit to be, in each particular case, that
+the sweet little blockhead will in fact never get a brief;--but I will
+venture to say there is not a parent from the Giant's Causeway to
+Bantry Bay who does not conceive that his child is the unfortunate
+victim of the exclusion, and that nothing short of positive law could
+prevent his own dear, pre-eminent Paddy from rising to the highest
+honours of the State. So with the army and parliament; in fact, few
+are excluded; but, in imagination, all: you keep twenty or thirty
+Catholics out, and you lose the affections of four millions; and, let
+me tell you, that recent circumstances have by no means tended to
+diminish in the minds of men that hope of elevation beyond their own
+rank which is so congenial to our nature: from pleading for John Roe
+to taxing John Bull, from jesting for Mr. Pitt and writing in the
+_Anti-Jacobin_, to managing the affairs of Europe--these are leaps
+which seem to justify the fondest dreams of mothers and of aunts.
+
+I do not say that the disabilities to which the Catholics are exposed
+amount to such intolerable grievances, that the strength and industry
+of a nation are overwhelmed by them: the increasing prosperity of
+Ireland fully demonstrates to the contrary. But I repeat again, what I
+have often stated in the course of our correspondence, that your laws
+against the Catholics are exactly in that state in which you have
+neither the benefits of rigour nor of liberality: every law which
+prevented the Catholic from gaining strength and wealth is repealed;
+every law which can irritate remains; if you were determined to insult
+the Catholics you should have kept them weak; if you resolved to give
+them strength, you should have ceased to insult them--at present your
+conduct is pure, unadulterated folly.
+
+Lord Hawkesbury says, 'We heard nothing about the Catholics till we
+began to mitigate the laws against them; when we relieved them in part
+from this oppression they began to be disaffected.' This is very true;
+but it proves just what I have said, that you have either done too
+much or too little; and as there lives not, I hope, upon earth, so
+depraved a courtier that he would load the Catholics with their
+ancient chains, what absurdity it is, then, not to render their
+dispositions friendly, when you leave their arms and legs free!
+
+You know, and many Englishmen know, what passes in China; but nobody
+knows or cares what passes in Ireland. At the beginning of the
+present reign no Catholic could realise property, or carry on any
+business; they were absolutely annihilated, and had no more agency in
+the country than so many trees. They were like Lord Mulgrave's
+eloquence and Lord Camden's wit; the legislative bodies did not know
+of their existence. For these twenty-five years last past the
+Catholics have been engaged in commerce; within that period the
+commerce of Ireland has doubled--there are four Catholics at work for
+one Protestant, and eight Catholics at work for one Episcopalian. Of
+course, the proportion which Catholic wealth bears to Protestant
+wealth is every year altering rapidly in favour of the Catholics. I
+have already told you what their purchases of land were the last year:
+since that period I have been at some pains to find out the actual
+state of the Catholic wealth: it is impossible upon such a subject to
+arrive at complete accuracy; but I have good reason to believe that
+there are at present 2000 Catholics in Ireland possessing an income of
+L500 and upwards, many of these with incomes of one, two, three, and
+four thousand, and some amounting to fifteen and twenty thousand per
+annum:--and this is the kingdom, and these the people, for whose
+conciliation we are to wait Heaven knows when, and Lord Hawkesbury
+why! As for me, I never think of the situation of Ireland without
+feeling the same necessity for immediate interference as I should do
+if I saw blood flowing from a great artery. I rush towards it with
+the instinctive rapidity of a man desirous of preventing death, and
+have no other feeling but that in a few seconds the patient may be no
+more.
+
+I could not help smiling, in the times of No Popery, to witness the
+loyal indignation of many persons at the attempt made by the last
+ministry to do something for the relief of Ireland. The general cry in
+the country was, that they would not see their beloved Monarch used
+ill in his old age, and that they would stand by him to the last drop
+of their blood. I respect good feelings, however erroneous be the
+occasions on which they display themselves; and therefore I saw in all
+this as much to admire as to blame. It was a species of affection,
+however, which reminded me very forcibly of the attachment displayed
+by the servants of the Russian ambassador at the beginning of the last
+century. His Excellency happened to fall down in a kind of apoplectic
+fit, when he was paying a morning visit in the house of an
+acquaintance. The confusion was of course very great, and messengers
+were despatched in every direction to find a surgeon: who, upon his
+arrival, declared that his Excellency must be immediately blooded, and
+prepared himself forthwith to perform the operation: the barbarous
+servants of the embassy, who were there in great numbers, no sooner
+saw the surgeon prepared to wound the arm of their master with a
+sharp, shining instrument, than they drew their swords, put themselves
+in an attitude of defence, and swore in pure Sclavonic, 'that they
+would murder any man who attempted to do him the slightest injury: he
+had been a very good master to them, and they would not desert him in
+his misfortunes, or suffer his blood to be shed while he was off his
+guard, and incapable of defending himself.' By good fortune, the
+secretary arrived about this period of the dispute, and his
+Excellency, relieved from superfluous blood and perilous affection,
+was, after much difficulty, restored to life.
+
+There is an argument brought forward with some appearance of
+plausibility in the House of Commons, which certainly merits an
+answer: You know that the Catholics now vote for members of parliament
+in Ireland, and that they outnumber the Protestants in a very great
+proportion; if you allow Catholics to sit in parliament, religion will
+be found to influence votes more than property, and the greater part
+of the 100 Irish members who are returned to parliament will be
+Catholics. Add to these the Catholic members who are returned in
+England, and you will have a phalanx of heretical strength which every
+minister will be compelled to respect, and occasionally to conciliate
+by concessions incompatible with the interests of the Protestant
+Church. The fact is, however, that you are at this moment subjected to
+every danger of this kind which you can possibly apprehend hereafter.
+If the spiritual interests of the voters are more powerful than their
+temporal interests, they can bind down their representatives to
+support any measures favourable to the Catholic religion, and they can
+change the objects of their choice till they have found Protestant
+members (as they easily may do) perfectly obedient to their wishes. If
+the superior possessions of the Protestants prevent the Catholics from
+uniting for a common political object, then danger you fear cannot
+exist: if zeal, on the contrary, gets the better of acres, then the
+danger at present exists, from the right of voting already given to
+the Catholics, and it will not be increased by allowing them to sit in
+parliament. There are, as nearly as I can recollect, thirty seats in
+Ireland for cities and counties, where the Protestants are the most
+numerous, and where the members returned must of course be
+Protestants. In the other seventy representations the wealth of the
+Protestants is opposed to the number of the Catholics; and if all the
+seventy members returned were of the Catholic persuasion, they must
+still plot the destruction of our religion in the midst of 588
+Protestants. Such terrors would disgrace a cook-maid, or a toothless
+aunt--when they fall from the lips of bearded and senatorial men, they
+are nauseous, antiperistaltic, and emetical.
+
+How can you for a moment doubt of the rapid effects which would be
+produced by the emancipation? In the first place, to my certain
+knowledge the Catholics have long since expressed to his Majesty's
+Ministers their perfect readiness _to vest in his Majesty, either with
+the consent of the Pope, or without it if it cannot be obtained, the
+nomination of the Catholic prelacy_. The Catholic prelacy in Ireland
+consists of twenty-six bishops and the warden of Galway, a dignitary
+enjoying Catholic jurisdiction. The number of Roman Catholic priests
+in Ireland exceeds one thousand. The expenses of his peculiar worship
+are, to a substantial farmer or mechanic, five shillings per annum; to
+a labourer (where he is not entirely excused) one shilling per annum;
+this includes the contribution of the whole family, and for this the
+priest is bound to attend them when sick, and to confess them when
+they apply to him; he is also to keep his chapel in order, to
+celebrate divine service, and to preach on Sundays and holydays. In
+the northern district a priest gains from L30 to L50; in the other
+parts of Ireland from L60 to L90 per annum. The best paid Catholic
+bishops receive about L400 per annum; the others from L300 to L350. My
+plan is very simple: I would have 300 Catholic parishes at L100 per
+annum, 300 at L200 per annum, and 400 at L300 per annum; this, for the
+whole thousand parishes, would amount to L190,000. To the prelacy I
+would allot L20,000 in unequal proportions, from L1000 to L500; and I
+would appropriate L40,000 more for the support of Catholic Schools,
+and the repairs of Catholic churches; the whole amount of which sum is
+L250,000, about the expense of three days of one of our genuine, good
+English _just and necessary wars_. The clergy should all receive their
+salaries at the Bank of Ireland, and I would place the whole patronage
+in the hands of the Crown. Now, I appeal to any human being, except
+Spencer Perceval, Esq., of the parish of Hampstead, what the
+disaffection of a clergy would amount to, gaping after this graduated
+bounty of the Crown, and whether Ignatius Loyola himself, if he were a
+living blockhead instead of a dead saint, could withstand the
+temptation of bouncing from L100 a year at Sligo, to L300 in
+Tipperary? This is the miserable sum of money for which the merchants
+and landowners and nobility of England are exposing themselves to the
+tremendous peril of losing Ireland. The sinecure places of the Roses
+and the Percevals, and the 'dear and near relations,' put up to
+auction at thirty years' purchase, would almost amount to the money.
+
+I admit that nothing can be more reasonable than to expect that a
+Catholic priest should starve to death, genteelly and pleasantly, for
+the good of the Protestant religion; but is it equally reasonable to
+expect that he should do so for the Protestant pews, and Protestant
+brick and mortar? On an Irish Sabbath the bell of a neat parish
+church often summons to church only the parson and an occasionally
+conforming clerk; while, two hundred yards off, a thousand Catholics
+are huddled together in a miserable hovel, and pelted by all the
+storms of heaven. Can anything be more distressing than to see a
+venerable man pouring forth sublime truths in tattered breeches, and
+depending for his food upon the little offal he gets from his
+parishioners? I venerate a human being who starves for his principles,
+let them be what they may; but starving for anything is not at all to
+the taste of the honourable flagellants: strict principles, and good
+pay, is the motto of Mr. Perceval: the one he keeps in great measure
+for the faults of his enemies, the other for himself.
+
+There are parishes in Connaught in which a Protestant was never
+settled nor even seen. In that province, in Munster, and in parts of
+Leinster, the entire peasantry for sixty miles are Catholics; in these
+tracts the churches are frequently shut for want of a congregation, or
+opened to an assemblage of from six to twenty persons. Of what
+Protestants there are in Ireland, the greatest part are gathered
+together in Ulster, or they live in towns. In the country of the other
+three provinces the Catholics see no other religion but their own, and
+are at the least as fifteen to one Protestant. In the diocese of Tuam
+they are sixty to one; in the parish of St. Mulins, diocese of
+Leghlin, there are four thousand Catholics and one Protestant; in the
+town of Grasgenamana, in the county of Kilkenny, there are between
+four and five hundred Catholic houses, and three Protestant houses. In
+the parish of Allen, county Kildare, there is no Protestant, though it
+is very populous. In the parish of Arlesin, Queen's County, the
+proportion is one hundred to one. In the whole county of Kilkenny, by
+actual enumeration, it is seventeen to one; in the diocese of
+Kilmacduagh, province of Connaught, fifty-two to one, by ditto. These
+I give you as a few specimens of the present state of Ireland; and yet
+there are men impudent and ignorant enough to contend that such evils
+require no remedy, and that mild family man who dwelleth in Hampstead
+can find none but the cautery and the knife.
+
+ ----'Omne per ignem
+ Excoquitur vitium.'
+
+I cannot describe the horror and disgust which I felt at hearing Mr.
+Perceval call upon the then Ministry for measures of vigour in
+Ireland. If I lived at Hampstead upon stewed meats and claret; if I
+walked to church every Sunday before eleven young gentlemen of my own
+begetting, with their faces washed, and their hair pleasingly combed;
+if the Almighty had blessed me with every earthly comfort--how awfully
+would I pause before I sent forth the flame and the sword over the
+cabins of the poor, brave, generous, open-hearted peasants of
+Ireland! How easy it is to shed human blood; how easy it is to
+persuade ourselves that it is our duty to do so, and that the decision
+has cost us a severe struggle; how much in all ages have wounds and
+shrieks and tears been the cheap and vulgar resources of the rulers of
+mankind; how difficult and how noble it is to govern in kindness and
+to found an empire upon the everlasting basis of justice and
+affection! But what do men call vigour? To let loose hussars and to
+bring up artillery, to govern with lighted matches, and to cut, and
+push, and prime; I call this not vigour, but the _sloth of cruelty and
+ignorance_. The vigour I love consists in finding out wherein subjects
+are aggrieved, in relieving them, in studying the temper and genius of
+a people, in consulting their prejudices, in selecting proper persons
+to lead and manage them, in the laborious, watchful, and difficult
+task of increasing public happiness by allaying each particular
+discontent. In this way Hoche pacified La Vendee--and in this way only
+will Ireland ever be subdued. But this, in the eyes of Mr. Perceval,
+is imbecility and meanness. Houses are not broken open, women are not
+insulted, the people seem all to be happy; they are not rode over by
+horses, and cut by whips. Do you call this vigour? Is this government?
+
+
+
+
+VI.--'LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.'
+
+BY WILLIAM COBBETT
+
+
+(_Although Cobbett produced not a few political pamphlets in the
+strictest sense of the term, the infinitely greater part of his work
+is comprised during his earlier days in the volumes of _Peter
+Porcupine's Gazette_, during his later in those of the _Weekly
+Register_. This latter, however, he himself for a time actually
+entitled _The Weekly Political Pamphlet_, while he alluded to it under
+that name even at other times; and his whole work was imbued even more
+deeply than that of Defoe with the pamphlet character. I have selected
+two examples from the critical time when he was still exasperated by
+his imprisonment, and stung into fresh efforts by debt and the
+prospect of fresh difficulties. They exhibit in the most striking form
+all Cobbett's pet hatreds--of the unreformed Parliament, of paper
+money, of political economy, of potatoes, and of many other things.
+The first is the _Register_ of 2d November 1816, the first number of
+the cheapened form, which was sold at twopence, and so acquired the
+name of 'Twopenny Trash,' from a phrase of, as some say, Canning's,
+others Castlereagh's. The second is an early number of the papers
+written from America. They will, with the notes, explain themselves._)
+
+
+LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES, SCOTLAND,
+AND IRELAND, ON THE CAUSE OF THEIR PRESENT MISERIES; ON THE MEASURES
+WHICH HAVE PRODUCED THAT CAUSE; ON THE REMEDIES WHICH SOME FOOLISH AND
+SOME CRUEL AND INSOLENT MEN HAVE PROPOSED; AND ON THE LINE OF CONDUCT
+WHICH JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OUGHT TO PURSUE, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN
+EFFECTUAL RELIEF, AND TO ASSIST IN PROMOTING THE TRANQUILLITY AND
+RESTORING THE HAPPINESS OF THEIR COUNTRY.
+
+Friends And Fellow-countrymen--Whatever the pride of rank, of riches,
+or of scholarship may have induced some men to believe, or to affect
+to believe, the real strength and all the resources of a country ever
+have sprung and ever must spring from the _labour_ of its people; and
+hence it is that this nation, which is so small in numbers and so poor
+in climate and soil compared with many others, has, for many ages,
+been the most powerful nation in the world: it is the most
+industrious, the most laborious, and, therefore, the most powerful.
+Elegant dresses, superb furniture, stately buildings, fine roads and
+canals, fleet horses and carriages, numerous and stout ships,
+warehouses teeming with goods; all these, and many other objects that
+fall under our view, are so many marks of national wealth and
+resources. But all these spring from _labour_. Without the journeyman
+and the labourer none of them could exist; without the assistance of
+their hands the country would be a wilderness, hardly worth the notice
+of an invader.
+
+As it is the labour of those who toil which makes a country abound in
+resources, so it is the same class of men, who must, by their arms,
+secure its safety and uphold its fame. Titles and immense sums of
+money have been bestowed upon numerous Naval and Military Commanders.
+Without calling the justice of these in question, we may assert that
+the victories were obtained by _you_ and your fathers and brothers and
+sons, in co-operation with those Commanders, who, with _your_ aid,
+have done great and wonderful things; but who, without that aid, would
+have been as impotent as children at the breast.
+
+With this correct idea of your own worth in your minds, with what
+indignation must you hear yourselves called the Populace, the Rabble,
+the Mob, the Swinish Multitude; and with what greater indignation, if
+possible, must you hear the projects of those cool and cruel and
+insolent men, who, now that you have been, without any fault of yours,
+brought into a state of misery, propose to narrow the limit of parish
+relief, to prevent you from marrying in the days of your youth, or to
+thrust you out to seek your bread in foreign lands, never more to
+behold your parents or friends? But suppress your indignation, until
+we return to this topic, after we have considered the _cause_ of your
+present misery, and the measures which have produced that cause.
+
+The times in which we live are full of peril. The nation, as described
+by the very creatures of Government, is fast advancing to that period
+when an important change must take place. It is the lot of mankind
+that some shall labour with their limbs and others with their minds;
+and, on all occasions, more especially on an occasion like the
+present, it is the duty of the latter to come to the assistance of the
+former. We are all equally interested in the peace and happiness of
+our common country. It is of the utmost importance that, in the
+seeking to obtain these objects, our endeavours should be uniform, and
+tend all to the same point. Such an uniformity cannot exist without
+an uniformity of sentiment as to public matters, and to produce this
+latter uniformity amongst you is the object of this address.
+
+As to the cause of our present miseries, it is the enormous amount of
+the taxes which the Government compels us to pay for the support of
+its army, its placemen, its pensioners, etc., and for the payment of
+the interest of its debt. That this is the _real_ cause has been a
+thousand times proved; and it is now so acknowledged by the creatures
+of the Government themselves. Two hundred and five of the
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture ascribe the ruin of the
+country to taxation. Numerous writers, formerly the friends of the
+Pitt system, now declare that taxation has been the cause of our
+distress. Indeed, when we compare our present state to the state of
+the country previous to the wars against France, we must see that our
+present misery is owing to no other cause. The taxes then annually
+raised amounted to about fifteen millions: they amounted last year to
+seventy millions. The nation was then happy; it is now miserable.
+
+The writers and speakers who labour in the cause of corruption, have
+taken great pains to make the labouring classes believe that _they_
+are _not taxed_; that the taxes which are paid by the landlords,
+farmers, and tradesmen, do not affect you, the journeymen and
+labourers; and that the tax-makers have been very lenient towards
+you. But, I hope that you see to the bottom of these things now. You
+must be sensible that if all your employers were totally ruined in one
+day, you would be wholly without employment and without bread; and, of
+course, in whatever degree your employers are deprived of their means,
+they must withhold means from you. In America the most awkward common
+labourer receives five shillings a day, while provisions are cheaper
+in that country than in this. Here, a carter, boarded in the house,
+receives about seven pounds a year; in America, he receives about
+thirty pounds a year. What is it that makes this difference? Why, in
+America the whole of the taxes do not amount to more than about ten
+shillings a head upon the whole of the population; while in England
+they amount to nearly six pounds a head! _There_, a journeyman or
+labourer may support his family well, and save from thirty to sixty
+pounds a year: _here_, he amongst you is a lucky man, who can provide
+his family with food and with decent clothes to cover them, without
+any hope of possessing a penny in the days of sickness or of old age.
+_There_, the Chief Magistrate receives six thousand pounds a year;
+_here_, the civil list surpasses a million of pounds in amount, and as
+much is allowed to each of the Princesses in one year, as the chief
+magistrate of America receives in two years, though that country is
+nearly equal to this in population.
+
+A Mr. Preston, a lawyer of great eminence, and a great praiser of
+Pitt, has just published a pamphlet, in which is this remark: 'It
+should always be remembered, that the eighteen pounds a year paid to
+any placeman or pensioner, withdraws from the public the means of
+giving active employment to one individual as the head of a family;
+thus depriving five persons of the means of sustenance from the fruits
+of honest industry and active labour, and rendering them paupers.'
+Thus this supporter of Pitt acknowledges the great truth that the
+taxes are the cause of a people's poverty and misery and degradation.
+We did not stand in need of this acknowledgment; the fact has been
+clearly proved before; but it is good for us to see the friends and
+admirers of Pitt brought to make this confession.
+
+It has been attempted to puzzle you with this sort of question: 'If
+taxes be the cause of the people's misery, how comes it that they were
+not so miserable before the taxes were reduced as they are now?' Here
+is a fallacy which you will be careful to detect. I know that the
+taxes have been reduced; that is to say, _nominally_ reduced, but not
+so in fact; on the contrary, they have, in reality, been greatly
+augmented. This has been done by the sleight-of-hand of paper money.
+Suppose, for instance, that four years ago, I had a hundred pounds to
+pay in taxes, then a hundred and thirty bushels of wheat would have
+paid my share. If I have now seventy-five pounds to pay in taxes, it
+will require a hundred and ninety bushels of wheat to pay my share of
+taxes. Consequently, though my taxes are nominally reduced, they are,
+in reality, greatly augmented. This has been done by the legerdemain
+of paper money. In 1812, the pound-note was worth only thirteen
+shillings in silver. It is now worth twenty shillings. Therefore, when
+we now pay a pound-note to the tax-gatherer, we really pay him twenty
+shillings where we before paid him thirteen shillings; and the
+Landholders who lent pound-notes worth thirteen shillings each, are
+now paid their interest in pounds worth twenty shillings each. And the
+thing is come to what Sir Francis Burdett told the Parliament it would
+come to. He told them in 1811, that if they ever attempted to pay the
+interest of their debt in gold and silver, or in paper money equal in
+value to gold and silver, the farmers and tradesmen must be ruined,
+and the journeymen and labourers reduced to the last stage of misery.
+
+Thus, then, it is clear that it is the weight of the taxes, under
+which you are sinking, which has already pressed so many of you down
+into the state of paupers, and which now threatens to deprive many of
+you of your existence. We next come to consider what have been the
+causes of this weight of taxes. Here we must go back a little in our
+history, and you will soon see that this intolerable weight has all
+proceeded from the want of a Parliamentary Reform.
+
+In the year 1764, soon after the present king came to the throne, the
+annual interest of the Debt amounted to about five millions, and the
+whole of the taxes to about nine millions. But, soon after this, a war
+was entered on to compel the Americans to submit to be taxed by the
+Parliament, without being represented in that Parliament. The
+Americans triumphed, and, after the war was over, the annual interest
+of the Debt amounted to about nine millions, and the whole of the
+taxes to about fifteen millions. This was our situation when the
+French people began their Revolution. The French people had so long
+been the slaves of a despotic government, that the friends of freedom
+in England rejoiced at their emancipation. The cause of Reform, which
+had never ceased to have supporters in England for a great many years,
+now acquired new life, and the Reformers urged the Parliament to grant
+reform, instead of going to war against the people of France. The
+Reformers said: 'Give the nation reform, and you need fear no
+revolution.' The Parliament, instead of listening to the Reformers,
+crushed them, and went to war against the people of France; and the
+consequence of these wars is, that the annual interest of the Debt now
+amounts to forty-five millions, and the whole of the taxes, during
+each of the last several years, to seventy millions. So that these
+wars have ADDED thirty-six millions a year to the interest of the
+Debt, and fifty-five millions a year to the amount of the whole of
+the taxes! This is the price that we have paid for having checked (for
+it is only checked) the progress of liberty in France; for having
+forced upon that people the family of Bourbon, and for having enabled
+another branch of that same family to restore the bloody Inquisition,
+which Napoleon had put down.
+
+Since the restoration of the Bourbons and of the old Government of
+France has been, as far as possible, the grand result of the contest;
+since this has been the end of all our fightings and all our past
+sacrifices and present misery and degradation; let us see (for the
+inquiry is now very full of interest) what sort of Government that was
+which the French people had just destroyed, when our Government began
+its wars against that people.
+
+If, only twenty-eight years ago, any man in England had said that the
+Government of France was one that ought to be suffered to exist, he
+would have been hooted out of any company. It is notorious that that
+Government was a cruel despotism; and that we and our forefathers
+always called it such. This description of that Government is to be
+found in all our histories, in all our Parliamentary debates, in all
+our books on Government and politics. It is notorious, that the family
+of Bourbon has produced the most perfidious and bloody monsters that
+ever disgraced the human form. It is notorious that millions of
+Frenchmen have been butchered, and burnt, and driven into exile by
+their commands. It is recorded, even in the history of France, that
+one of them said that the putrid carcass of a Protestant smelt sweet
+to him. Even in these latter times, so late as the reign of Louis
+XIV., it is notorious that hundreds of thousands of innocent people
+were put to the most cruel death. In some instances, they were burnt
+in their houses; in others they were shut into lower rooms, while the
+incessant noise of kettle-drums over their heads, day and night, drove
+them to raving madness. To enumerate all the infernal means employed
+by this tyrant to torture and kill the people, would fill a volume.
+Exile was the lot of those who escaped the swords, the wheels, the
+axes, the gibbets, the torches of his hell-hounds. England was the
+place of refuge for many of these persecuted people. The grandfather
+of the present Earl of Radnor, and the father of the venerable Baron
+Maseres were amongst them; and it is well known that England owes no
+inconsiderable part of her manufacturing skill and industry to that
+atrocious persecution. Enemies of freedom, wherever it existed, this
+family of Bourbon, in the reign of Louis XIV. and XV., fitted out
+expeditions for the purpose of restoring the Stuarts to the throne of
+England, and thereby caused great expense and blood-shed to this
+nation; and, even the Louis who was beheaded by his subjects, did, in
+the most perfidious manner, make war upon England, during her war
+with America. No matter what was the nature of the cause, his conduct
+was perfidious; he professed peace while he was preparing for war. His
+object could not be to assist freedom, because his own subjects were
+slaves.
+
+Such was the family that were ruling in France when the French
+Revolution began. After it was resolved to go to war against the
+people of France, all the hirelings of corruption were set to work to
+gloss over the character and conduct of the old Government, and to
+paint in the most horrid colours the acts of vengeance which the
+people were inflicting on the numerous tyrants, civil, military, and
+ecclesiastical, whom the change of things had placed at their mercy.
+The people's turn was now come, and, in the days of their power, they
+justly bore in mind the oppressions which they and their forefathers
+had endured. The taxes imposed by the Government became at last
+intolerable. It had contracted a great debt to carry on its wars. In
+order to be able to pay the interest of this debt, and to support an
+enormous standing army in time of peace, it laid upon the people
+burdens which they could no longer endure. It fined and flogged
+fathers and mothers if their children were detected in smuggling. Its
+courts of justice were filled with cruel and base judges. The nobility
+treated the common people like dogs; these latter were compelled to
+serve as soldiers, but were excluded from all share, or chance of
+honour and command, which were engrossed by the nobility.
+
+Now, when the time came for the people to have the power in their
+hands, was it surprising that the first use they made of it was to
+take vengeance on their oppressors? I will not answer this question
+myself. It shall be answered by Mr. Arthur Young, the present
+Secretary of the Board of Agriculture. He was in France at the time,
+and living upon the very spot, and having examined into the causes of
+the Revolution, he wrote and published the following remarks, in his
+_Travels_, vol. i. page 603:--
+
+ 'It is impossible to justify the excesses of the people on
+ their taking up arms; they were certainly guilty of
+ cruelties; it is idle to deny the facts, for they have been
+ proved too clearly to admit of doubt. But is it really the
+ people to whom we are to impute the whole? Or to their
+ oppressors, who had kept them so long in a state of bondage?
+ He who chooses to be served by slaves and by ill-treated
+ slaves, must know that he holds both his property and his
+ life by a tenure far different from those who prefer the
+ service of well-treated freemen; and he who dines to the
+ music of groaning sufferers, must not, in the moment of
+ insurrection, complain that his sons' throats are cut. When
+ such evils happen, they surely are more imputable to the
+ tyranny of the master than to the cruelty of the servant. The
+ analogy holds with the French peasants. The murder of a
+ seigneur, or a country seat in flames, is recorded in every
+ newspaper; the rank of the person who suffers attracts
+ notice; but where do we find the registers of that seigneur's
+ oppressions of his peasantry, and his exactions of feudal
+ services from those whose children were dying around them for
+ want of bread? Where do we find the minutes that assigned
+ these starving wretches to some vile pettifogger, to be
+ fleeced by impositions, and mockery of justice, in the
+ seigneural courts? Who gives us the awards of the Intendant
+ and his _sub-delegues_, which took off the taxes of a man of
+ fashion, and laid them with accumulated weight on the poor,
+ who were so unfortunate as to be his neighbours? Who has
+ dwelt sufficiently upon explaining all the ramifications of
+ despotism, regal, aristocratical, and ecclesiastical,
+ pervading the whole mass of the people; reaching, like a
+ circulating fluid, the most distant capillary tubes of
+ poverty and wretchedness? In these cases the sufferers are
+ too ignoble to be known; and the mass too indiscriminate to
+ be pitied. But should a philosopher feel and reason thus?
+ Should he mistake the cause for the effect? and, giving all
+ his pity to the few, feel no compassion for the many, because
+ they suffer in his eyes not individually but by millions? The
+ excesses of the people cannot, I fear, be justified; it would
+ undoubtedly have done them credit, both as men and as
+ Christians, if they had possessed their new acquired power
+ with moderation. But let it be remembered that the populace
+ in no country ever use power with moderation; excess is
+ inherent in their aggregate constitution: and as every
+ Government in the world knows that violence infallibly
+ attends power in such hands, it is doubly bound in common
+ sense, and for common safety, so to conduct itself, that the
+ people may not find an interest in public confusions. They
+ will always suffer much and long, before they are effectually
+ roused; nothing, therefore, can kindle the flame but such
+ oppressions of some classes or order in society as give able
+ men the opportunity of seconding the general mass; discontent
+ will diffuse itself around; and if the Government take not
+ warning in time, it is alone answerable for all the burnings
+ and all the plunderings and all the devastation and all the
+ blood that follow.'
+
+Who can deny the justice of these observations? It was the Government
+alone that was justly chargeable with the excesses committed in this
+early stage, and, in fact, in every other stage, of the Revolution of
+France. If the Government had given way in time, none of these
+excesses would have been committed. If it had listened to the
+complaints, the prayers, the supplications, the cries of the
+cruelly-treated and starving people; if it had changed its conduct,
+reduced its expenses, it might have been safe under the protection of
+the peace-officers, and might have disbanded its standing army. But it
+persevered; it relied upon the bayonet, and upon its judges and
+hangmen. The latter were destroyed, and the former went over to the
+side of the people. Was it any wonder that the people burnt the houses
+of their oppressors, and killed the owners and their families? The
+country contained thousands upon thousands of men that had been ruined
+by taxation, and by judgments of infamous courts of justice, 'a
+mockery of justice'; and, when these ruined men saw their oppressors
+at their feet, was it any wonder that they took vengeance upon them?
+Was it any wonder that the son, who had seen his father and mother
+flogged, because he, when a child, had smuggled a handful of salt,
+should burn for an occasion to shoot through the head the ruffians who
+had thus lacerated the bodies of his parents? Moses slew the insolent
+Egyptian who had smitten one of his countrymen in bondage. Yet Moses
+has never been called either a murderer or a cruel wretch for this
+act; and the bondage of the Israelites was light as a feather compared
+to the tyranny under which the people of France had groaned for ages.
+Moses resisted oppression in the only way that resistance was in his
+power. He knew that his countrymen had no chance of justice in any
+court; he knew that petitions against his oppressors were all in vain;
+and 'looking upon the burdens' of his countrymen, he resolved to begin
+the only sort of resistance that was left him. Yet it was little more
+than a mere insult that drew forth his anger and resistance; and, if
+Moses was justified, as he clearly was, what needs there any apology
+for the people of France?
+
+It seems at first sight very strange that the Government of France
+should not have 'taken warning in time.' But it had so long been in
+the habit of despising the people that its mind was incapable of
+entertaining any notion of danger from the oppressions heaped upon
+them. It was surrounded with panders and parasites who told it nothing
+but flattering falsehoods; and it saw itself supported by two hundred
+and fifty thousand bayonets, which it thought irresistible; though it
+found in the end that those who wielded those bayonets were not long
+so base as to be induced, either by threats or promises, to butcher
+their brothers and sisters and parents. And, if you ask me how it
+came to pass that they did not 'take warning in time,' I answer that
+they did take warning, but that, seeing that the change which was
+coming would deprive them of a great part of their power and
+emoluments, they resolved to resist the change, and to destroy the
+country, if possible, rather than not have all its wealth and power to
+themselves. The ruffian whom we read of, a little time ago, who
+stabbed a young woman because she was breaking from him to take the
+arm of another man whom she preferred, acted upon the principle of the
+ministers, the noblesse, and the clergy of France. They could no
+longer unjustly possess, therefore they would destroy. They saw that
+if a just government were established; that if the people were fairly
+represented in a national council; they saw that if this were to take
+place, they would no longer be able to wallow in wealth at the expense
+of the people; and, seeing this, they resolved to throw all into
+confusion, and, if possible, to make a heap of ruins of that country
+which they could no longer oppress, and the substance of which they
+could no longer devour.
+
+Talk of violence indeed! Was there anything too violent, anything too
+severe to be inflicted on these men? It was they who produced
+confusion; it was they who caused the massacres and guillotinings; it
+was they who destroyed the kingly government; it was they who brought
+the king to the block. They were answerable for all and for every
+single part of the mischief, as much as Pharaoh was for the plagues in
+Egypt, which history of Pharaoh seems, by the bye, to be intended as a
+lesson to all future tyrants. He 'set taskmasters over the Israelites
+to afflict them with burdens; and he made them build treasure cities
+for him; he made them serve with rigour; he made their lives bitter
+with hard bondage, in mortar and in brick, and in all manner of
+service of the field; he denied them straw, and insisted upon their
+making the same quantity of bricks, and because they were unable to
+obey, the taskmasters called them idle and beat them.' Was it too much
+to scourge and to destroy all the first-born of men who could
+tolerate, assist, and uphold a tyrant like this? Yet was Pharaoh less
+an oppressor than the old government of France.
+
+Thus, then, we have a view of the former state of that country, by
+wars against the people of which we have been brought into our present
+state of misery. There are many of the hirelings of corruption, who
+actually insist on it that we ought now to go to war again for the
+restoring of all the cruel despotism which formerly existed in France.
+This is what cannot be done, however. Our wars have sent back the
+Bourbons; but the tithes, the seigneurs, and many other curses have
+not been restored. The French people still enjoy much of the benefit
+of the Revolution; and great numbers of their ancient petty tyrants
+have been destroyed. So that even were things to remain as they are,
+the French people have gained greatly by their Revolution. But things
+cannot remain as they are. Better days are at hand.
+
+In proceeding now to examine the remedies for your distresses, I shall
+first notice some of those which foolish, or cruel and insolent men
+have proposed. Seeing that the cause of your misery is the weight of
+taxation, one would expect to hear of nothing but a reduction of
+taxation in the way of remedy; but from the friends of corruption
+never do we hear of any such remedy. To hear them, one would think
+that _you_ had been the guilty cause of the misery you suffer; and
+that you, and you alone, ought to be made answerable for what has
+taken place. The emissaries of corruption are now continually crying
+out against the weight of the Poor-rates, and they seem to regard all
+that is taken in that way as a dead loss to the Government! Their
+project is to deny relief to all who are able to work. But what is the
+use of your being able to work, if no one will, or can, give you work?
+To tell you that you must work for your bread, and, at the same time,
+not to find any work for you, is full as bad as it would be to order
+you to make bricks without straw. Indeed, it is rather more cruel and
+insolent; for Pharaoh's taskmasters did point out to the Israelites
+that they might go into the fields and get _stubble_. The _Courier_
+newspaper of the 9th of October, says, 'We must thus be cruel only to
+be kind.' I am persuaded that you will not understand this kindness,
+while you will easily understand the cruelty. The notion of these
+people seems to be that everybody that receives money out of the taxes
+has a right to receive it, except you. They tremble at the fearful
+amount of the Poor-rates: they say, and very truly, that those rates
+have risen from two and a half to eight or ten millions since the
+beginning of the wars against the people of France; they think, and
+not without reason, that these rates will soon swallow up nearly all
+the rent of the land. These assertions and apprehensions are perfectly
+well founded; but how can _you_ help it? You have not had the
+management of the affairs of the nation. It is not you who have ruined
+the farmers and tradesmen. You only want food and raiment: you are
+ready to work for it; but you cannot go naked and without food.
+
+But the complaints of these persons against you are the more
+unreasonable, because they say not a word against the sums paid to
+sinecure placemen and pensioners. Of the five hundred and more
+Correspondents of the Board of Agriculture, there are scarcely ten who
+do not complain of the weight of the Poor-rates, of the immense sums
+taken away from them by the poor, and many of them complain of the
+idleness of the poor. But not one single man complains of the immense
+sums taken away to support sinecure placemen, who do nothing for their
+money, and to support pensioners, many of whom are women and children,
+the wives and daughters of the nobility and other persons in high
+life, and who can do nothing, and never can have done anything for
+what they receive. There are of these places and pensions all sizes,
+from twenty pounds to thirty thousand and nearly forty thousand pounds
+a year! And surely these ought to be done away before any proposition
+be made to take the parish allowance from any of you who are unable to
+work, or to find work to do. There are several individual placemen,
+the profits of each of which would maintain a thousand families. The
+names of the ladies upon the pension list would, if printed, one under
+another, fill a sheet of paper like this. And is it not, then, base
+and cruel at the same time in these Agricultural correspondents to cry
+out so loudly against the charge of supporting the unfortunate poor,
+while they utter not a word of complaint against the sinecure places
+and pensions?
+
+The unfortunate journeymen and labourers and their families have a
+right, they have a just claim, to relief from the purses of the rich.
+For there can exist no riches and no resources which they by their
+labour have not assisted to create. But I should be glad to know how
+the sinecure placemen and lady pensioners have assisted to create
+food and raiment, or the means of producing them. The labourer who is
+out of work or ill, to-day, may be able to work, and set to work
+to-morrow. While those placemen and pensioners never can work; or, at
+least, it is clear that they never intend to do it.
+
+You have been represented by the _Times_ newspaper, by the _Courier_,
+by the _Morning Post_, by the _Morning Herald_, and others, as the
+_scum_ of society. They say that you have no business at public
+meetings; that you are rabble, and that you pay no taxes. These
+insolent hirelings, who wallow in wealth, would not be able to put
+their abuse of you in print were it not for your labour. You create
+all that is an object of taxation; for even the land itself would be
+good for nothing without your labour. But are you not taxed? Do you
+pay no taxes? One of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture
+has said that care has been taken to lay as little tax as possible on
+the articles used by you. One would wonder how a man could be found
+impudent enough to put an assertion like this upon paper. But the
+people of this country have so long been insulted by such men, that
+the insolence of the latter knows no bounds.
+
+The tax gatherers do not, indeed, come to you and demand money of you:
+but there are few articles which you use, in the purchase of which you
+do not pay a tax.
+
+On your shoes, salt, beer, malt, hops, tea, sugar, candles, soap,
+paper, coffee, spirits, glass of your windows, bricks and tiles,
+tobacco: on all these, and many other articles you pay a tax, and even
+on your loaf you pay a tax, because everything is taxed from which the
+loaf proceeds. In several cases the tax amounts to more than one half
+of what you pay for the article itself; these taxes go in part to
+support sinecure placemen and pensioners; and the ruffians of the
+hired press call you the scum of society, and deny that you have any
+right to show your faces at any public meeting to petition for a
+reform, or for the removal of any abuse whatever!
+
+Mr. Preston, whom I quoted before, and who is a member of Parliament
+and has a large estate, says upon this subject, 'Every family, even of
+the poorest labourer, consisting of five persons, may be considered as
+paying, in indirect taxes, at least ten pounds a year, or more than
+half his wages at seven shillings a week!' And yet the insolent
+hirelings call you the mob, the rabble, the scum, the swinish
+multitude, and say that your voice is nothing; that you have no
+business at public meetings; and that you are, and ought to be
+considered as nothing in the body politic! Shall we never see the day
+when these men will change their tone! Will they never cease to look
+upon us [as on] brutes! I trust they will change their tone, and that
+the day of the change is at no great distance!
+
+The weight of the Poor-rate, which must increase while the present
+system continues, alarms the corrupt, who plainly see that what is
+paid to relieve you, they cannot have. Some of them, therefore, hint
+at your early marriages as a great evil, and a clergyman named Malthus
+has seriously proposed measures for checking you in this respect;
+while one of the correspondents of the Board of Agriculture complains
+of the increase of bastards, and proposes severe punishment on the
+parents! How hard these men are to please! What would they have you
+do? As some have called you the swinish multitude, would it be much
+wonder if they were to propose to serve you as families of young pigs
+are served? Or if they were to bring forward the measure of Pharaoh,
+who ordered the midwives to kill all the male children of the
+Israelites?
+
+But, if you can restrain your indignation at these insolent notions
+and schemes, with what feelings must you look upon the condition of
+your country, where the increase of the people is now looked upon as a
+curse! Thus, however, has it always been, in all countries where taxes
+have produced excessive misery. Our countryman, Mr. Gibbon, in his
+History of the _Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire_, has the
+following passage: 'The horrid practice of murdering their new-born
+infants was become every day more frequent in the provinces. It was
+the effect of _distress_, and the distress was principally occasioned
+by the _intolerable burden of taxes_, and by the vexatious as well as
+cruel prosecutions of the officers of the revenue against their
+insolvent debtors. The less opulent or less industrious part of
+mankind, instead of rejoicing at an increase of family, deemed it an
+act of paternal tenderness to release the children from the impending
+miseries of a life which they themselves were unable to support.'
+
+But that which took place under the base Emperor Constantine will not
+take place in England. You will not murder your new-born infants, nor
+will you, to please the corrupt and insolent, debar yourselves from
+enjoyments to which you are invited by the very first of Nature's
+laws. It is, however, a disgrace to the country that men should be
+found in it capable of putting ideas so insolent upon paper. So, then,
+a young man arm-in-arm with a rosy-cheeked girl must be a spectacle of
+evil omen! What! and do they imagine that you are thus to be
+extinguished, because some of you are now (without any fault of yours)
+unable to find work? As far as you were wanted to labour, to fight, or
+to pay taxes, you were welcome, and they boasted of your numbers; but
+now that your country has been brought into a state of misery, these
+corrupt and insolent men are busied with schemes for getting rid of
+you. Just as if you had not as good a right to live and to love and to
+marry as they have! They do not propose, far from it, to check the
+breeding of sinecure placemen and pensioners, who are supported in
+part by the taxes which you help to pay. They say not a word about the
+whole families who are upon the pension list. In many cases there are
+sums granted in trust for _the children_ of such a lord or such a
+lady. And while labourers and journeymen who have large families too,
+are actually paying taxes for the support of these lords' and ladies'
+children, these cruel and insolent men propose that they shall have no
+relief, and that their having children ought to be checked! To such a
+subject no words can do justice. You will feel as you ought to feel;
+and to the effect of your feelings I leave these cruel and insolent
+men.
+
+There is one more scheme to notice, which, though rather less against
+nature is not less hateful and insolent; namely, to encourage you to
+emigrate to foreign countries. This scheme is distinctly proposed to
+the Government by one of the correspondents of the Board of
+Agriculture. What he means by encouragement must be to send away by
+force, or by paying for the passage; for a man who has money stands in
+no need of relief. But, I trust, that not a man of you will move, let
+the _encouragement_ be what it may. It is impossible for many to go,
+though the prospect be ever so fair. We must stand by our country, and
+it is base not to stand by her, as long as there is a chance of seeing
+her what she ought to be. But the proposition is, nevertheless, base
+and insolent This man did not propose to encourage the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners to emigrate; yet, surely, you who help to
+maintain them by the taxes which you pay, have as good a right to
+remain in the country as they have! You have fathers and mothers and
+sisters and brothers and children and friends as well as they; but
+this base projector recommends that you may be encouraged to leave
+your relations and friends for ever; while he would have the sinecure
+placemen and pensioners remain quietly where they are!
+
+No: you will not leave your country. If you have suffered much and
+long, you have the greater right to remain in the hope of seeing
+better days. And I beseech you not to look upon yourselves as the
+_scum_; but, on the contrary, to be well persuaded that a great deal
+will depend upon your exertions; and therefore, I now proceed to point
+out to you what appears to me to be the line of conduct which
+journeymen and labourers ought to pursue in order to obtain effectual
+relief, and to assist in promoting tranquillity and restoring the
+happiness of the country.
+
+We have seen that the cause of our miseries is the burden of taxes
+occasioned by wars, by standing armies, by sinecures, by pensions,
+etc. It would be endless and useless to enumerate all the different
+heads or sums of expenditure. The remedy is what we have now to look
+to, and that remedy consists wholly and solely of such a reform in the
+Commons' or People's House of Parliament, as shall give to every payer
+of direct taxes a vote at elections, and as shall cause the Members to
+be elected annually.
+
+In a late _Register_ I have pointed out how easily, how peaceably, how
+fairly, such a Parliament might be chosen. I am aware that it may, and
+not without justice, be thought wrong to deprive those of the right of
+voting who pay indirect taxes. Direct taxes are those which are
+directly paid by any person into the hands of the tax-gatherers, as
+the assessed rates and taxes. Indirect taxes are those which are paid
+indirectly through the maker or seller of goods, as the tax on soap or
+candles or salt or malt. And, as no man ought to be taxed without his
+consent, there has always been a difficulty upon this head. There has
+been no question about the _right_ of every man who is free to
+exercise his will, who has a settled place in society, and who pays a
+tax of any sort, to vote for Members of Parliament. The difficulty is
+in taking the votes by any other means than by the Rate-book; for if
+there be no list of tax-payers in the hands of any person, mere menial
+servants, vagrants, pickpockets, and scamps of all sorts might not
+only come to the poll, but they might poll in several parishes or
+places, on one and the same day. A corrupt rich man might employ
+scores of persons of this description, and in this way would the
+purpose of reform be completely defeated. In America, where one branch
+of the Congress is elected for four years and the other for two years,
+they have still adhered to the principle of direct taxation, and in
+some of the States they have made it necessary for a voter to be worth
+one hundred pounds. Yet they have, in that country, duties on goods,
+custom duties, and excise duties also; and, of course, there are many
+persons who really pay taxes, and who, nevertheless, are not permitted
+to vote. The people do not complain of this. They know that the number
+of votes is so great that no corruption can take place, and they have
+no desire to see livery servants, vagrants, and pickpockets take part
+in their elections. Nevertheless it would be very easy for a reformed
+Parliament, when once it had taken root, to make a just arrangement of
+this matter. The most likely method would be to take off the indirect
+taxes, and to put a small direct tax upon every master of a house,
+however low his situation in life.
+
+But this and all other good things, must be done by a reformed
+Parliament. We must have that first, or we shall have nothing good;
+and any man who would beforehand take up your time with the detail of
+what a reformed Parliament ought to do in this respect, or with
+respect to any changes in the form of government, can have no other
+object than that of defeating the cause of reform; and, indeed, the
+very act must show, that to raise obstacles is his wish.
+
+Such men, now that they find you justly irritated, would persuade you
+that, because things have been perverted from their true ends, there
+is nothing good in our constitution and laws. For what, then, did
+Hampden die in the field, and Sydney on the scaffold? And has it been
+discovered at last that England has always been an enslaved country
+from top to toe? The Americans, who are a very wise people, and who
+love liberty with all their hearts, and who take care to enjoy it too,
+took special care not to part with any of the great principles and
+laws which they derived from their forefathers. They took special care
+to speak with reverence of, and to preserve Magna Charta, the Bill of
+Rights, the Habeas Corpus, and not only all the body of the Common Law
+of England, but most of the rules of our courts, and all our form of
+jurisprudence. Indeed it is the greatest glory of England that she has
+thus supplied with sound principles of freedom those immense regions
+which will be peopled perhaps by hundreds of millions.
+
+I know of no enemy of reform and of the happiness of the country so
+great as that man who would persuade you that we possess nothing good,
+and that all must be torn to pieces. There is no principle, no
+precedent, no regulations (except as to mere matter of detail),
+favourable to freedom, which is not to be found in the Laws of
+England or in the example of our ancestors. Therefore I say we may ask
+for, and we want nothing new. We have great constitutional laws and
+principles to which we are immovably attached. We want great
+alteration, but we want nothing new. Alteration, modification, to suit
+the times and circumstances; but the great principles ought to be and
+must, be the same, or else confusion will follow.
+
+It was the misfortune of the French people that they had no great and
+settled principles to refer to in their laws or history. They sallied
+forth and inflicted vengeance on their oppressors; but, for want of
+settled principles to which to refer they fell into confusion; they
+massacred each other; they next flew to a military chief to protect
+them even against themselves; and the result has been what we too well
+know. Let us therefore congratulate ourselves that we have great
+constitutional principles and laws, to which we can refer, and to
+which we are attached.
+
+That reform will come I know, if the people do their duty; and all
+that we have to guard against is confusion, which cannot come if
+reform take place in time. I have before observed to you that when the
+friends of corruption in France saw that they could not prevent a
+change, they bent their endeavours to produce confusion, in which they
+fully succeeded. They employed numbers of unprincipled men to go about
+the country proposing all sorts of mad schemes. They produced first a
+confusion in men's minds, and next a civil war between provinces,
+towns, villages and families. The tyrant Robespierre, who was exceeded
+in cruelty only by some of the Bourbons, was proved to have been in
+league with the open enemies of France. He butchered all the real
+friends of freedom whom he could lay his hands on, except Paine, whom
+he shut up in a dungeon till he was reduced to a skeleton. This
+monster was at last put to death himself; and his horrid end ought to
+be a warning to any man who may wish to walk in the same path. But I
+am, for my part, in little fear of the influence of such men. They
+cannot cajole you as Robespierre cajoled the people of Paris. It is,
+nevertheless, necessary for you to be on your guard against them, and
+when you hear a man talking big and hectoring about projects which go
+further than a real and radical reform of the Parliament, be you well
+assured that that man would be a second Robespierre if he could, and
+that he would make use of you and sacrifice the life of the very last
+man of you; that he would ride upon the shoulders of some through
+rivers of the blood of others, for the purpose of gratifying his own
+selfish and base and insolent ambition.
+
+In order effectually to avoid the rock of confusion, we should keep
+steadily in our eye not only what we wish to be done but what can be
+done now. We know that such a reform as would send up a Parliament,
+chosen by all payers of direct taxes, is not only just and
+reasonable, but easy of execution. I am therefore for accomplishing
+that object first; and I am not at all afraid that a set of men who
+would really hold the purse of the people, and who had been just
+chosen freely by the people, would very soon do everything that the
+warmest friend of freedom could wish to see done.
+
+While, however, you are upon your guard against false friends, you
+should neglect no opportunity of doing all that is within your power
+to give support to the cause of reform. Petition is the channel for
+your sentiments, and there is no village so small that its petition
+would not have some weight. You ought to attend at every public
+meeting within your reach. You ought to read to and to assist, each
+other in coming at a competent knowledge of all public matters. Above
+all things, you ought to be unanimous in your object, and not suffer
+yourselves to be divided.
+
+The subject of religion has nothing to do with this great question of
+reform. A reformed Parliament would soon do away with all religious
+distinctions and disabilities. In their eyes, a Catholic and a
+Protestant would both appear in the same light.
+
+The _Courier_, the _Times_, and other emissaries of corruption, are
+constantly endeavouring to direct your wrath against bakers, brewers,
+butchers, and other persons who deal in the necessaries of life. But,
+I trust that you are not to be stimulated to such a species of
+violence. These tradesmen are as much in distress as you. They cannot
+help their malt and hops and beer and bread and meat being too dear
+for you to purchase. They all sell as cheap as they can, without being
+absolutely ruined. The beer you drink is more than half _tax_, and
+when the tax has been paid by the seller he must have payment back
+again from you who drink, or he must be ruined. The baker has numerous
+taxes to pay, and so has the butcher, and so has the miller and the
+farmer. Besides, all men are eager to sell, and, if they could sell
+cheaper they certainly would, because that would be the sure way of
+getting more custom. It is the weight of the taxes which presses us
+all to the earth, except those who receive their incomes out of those
+taxes. Therefore I exhort you most earnestly not to be induced to lay
+violent hands on those who really suffer as much as yourselves.
+
+On the subject of lowering wages too, you ought to consider that your
+employers cannot give to you that which they have not. At present,
+corn is high in price, but that high price is no benefit to the
+farmer, because it has risen from the badness of the crop, which Mr.
+Hunt foretold at the Common Hall, and for the foretelling of which he
+was so much abused by the hirelings of the press, who, almost up to
+this very moment, have been boasting and thanking God for the goodness
+of the crop! The farmer whose corn is half destroyed, gains nothing by
+selling the remaining half for double the price at which he would
+have sold the whole. If I grow 10 quarters of wheat, and if I save it
+all and sell it for two pounds a quarter, I receive as much money as
+if I had sold the one-half of it for four pounds a quarter. And I am
+better off in the former case, because I want wheat for seed, and
+because I want some to consume myself. These matters I recommend to
+your serious consideration; because it being unjust to fall upon your
+employers to force them to give that which they have not to give, your
+conduct in such cases must tend to weaken the great cause in which we
+ought all now to be engaged, namely the removal of our burdens through
+the means of a reformed Parliament. It is the interest of vile men of
+all descriptions to set one part of the people against the other part;
+and therefore it becomes you to be constantly on your guard against
+their allurements.
+
+When journeymen find their wages reduced, they should take time to
+reflect on the real cause, before they fly on their employers, who are
+in many cases in as great or greater distress than themselves. How
+many of those employers have of late gone to jail for debt and left
+helpless families behind them! The employer's trade falls off. His
+goods are reduced in price. His stock loses the half of its value. He
+owes money. He is ruined; and how can he continue to pay high wages?
+The cause of his ruin is the weight of the taxes, which presses so
+heavily on us all, that we lose the power of purchasing goods. But it
+is certain that a great many, a very large portion of the farmers,
+tradesmen, and manufacturers, have, by their supineness and want of
+public spirit, contributed towards the bringing of this ruin upon
+themselves and upon you. They have _skulked_ from their public duty.
+They have kept aloof from, or opposed all measures for a redress of
+grievances; and indeed, they still skulk, though ruin and destruction
+stare them in the face. Why do they not now come forward and explain
+to you the real cause of the reduction of your wages? Why do they not
+put themselves at your head in petitioning for redress? This would
+secure their property much better than the calling in of troops, which
+can never afford them more than a short and precarious security. In
+the days of their prosperity they were amply warned of what has now
+come to pass; and the far greater part of them abused and calumniated
+those who gave them the warning. Even if they would now act the part
+of men worthy of being relieved, the relief to us all would speedily
+follow. If they will not; if they will still skulk, they will merit
+all the miseries which they are destined to suffer.
+
+Instead of coming forward to apply for a reduction of those taxes
+which are pressing them as well as you to the earth, what are they
+doing? Why, they are applying to the Government to add to their
+receipts by passing Corn Bills, by preventing foreign wool from being
+imported; and many other silly schemes. Instead of asking for a
+reduction of taxes they are asking for the means of paying taxes!
+Instead of asking for the abolition of sinecure places and pensions,
+they pray to be enabled to continue to pay the amount of those places
+and pensions! They know very well that the salaries of the judges and
+of many other persons were greatly raised, some years ago, on the
+ground of the rise in the price of labour and provisions, why then do
+they not ask to have those salaries reduced, now that labour is
+reduced? Why do they not apply to the case of the judges and others
+the arguments which they apply to you? They can talk boldly enough to
+you; but they are too great cowards to talk to the Government, even in
+the way of petition! Far more honourable is it to be a ragged pauper
+than to be numbered among such men.
+
+These people call themselves the _respectable_ part of the nation.
+They are, as they pretend, the virtuous part of the people, because
+they are quiet; as if virtue consisted in immobility! There is a
+canting Scotchman in London, who publishes a paper called the
+'_Champion_' who is everlastingly harping upon the virtues of the
+'fireside,' and who inculcates the duty of quiet submission. Might we
+ask this Champion of the teapot and milk-jug whether Magna Charta and
+the Bill of Rights were won by the fireside? Whether the tyrants of
+the House of Stuart and of Bourbon were hurled down by fireside
+virtues? Whether the Americans gained their independence, and have
+preserved their freedom, by sitting by the fireside? O, no! these were
+all achieved by action, and amidst bustle and noise. Quiet indeed! Why
+in this quality a log, or a stone, far surpasses even the pupils of
+this Champion of quietness; and the chairs round his fireside exceed
+those who sit in them. But in order to put these quiet, fireside,
+respectable people to the test, let us ask them if they approve of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, black eyes, bloody noses, fraud,
+bribery, corruption, perjury, and subornation of perjury; and if they
+say no, let us ask them whether these are not going on all over the
+country at every general election. If they answer yes, as they must
+unless they be guilty of wilful falsehood, will they then be so good
+as to tell us how they reconcile their inactivity with sentiments of
+virtue? Some men, in all former ages, have been held in esteem for
+their wisdom, their genius, their skill, their valour, their devotion
+to country, etc., but never until this age, was _quietness_ deemed a
+quality to be extolled. It would be no difficult matter to show that
+the quiet, fireside gentry are the most callous and cruel, and,
+therefore, the most wicked part of the nation. Amongst them it is that
+you find all the peculators, all the blood-suckers of various degrees,
+all the borough-voters and their offspring, all the selfish and
+unfeeling wretches, who, rather than risk the disturbing of their
+ease for one single month, rather than go a mile to hold up their hand
+at a public meeting, would see half the people perish with hunger and
+cold. The humanity, which is continually on their lips, is all
+fiction. They weep over the tale of woe in a novel; but round their
+'decent fireside,' never was compassion felt for a real sufferer, or
+indignation at the acts of a powerful tyrant.
+
+The object of the efforts of such writers is clearly enough seen. Keep
+all _quiet_! Do not rouse! Keep still! Keep down! Let those who
+perish, perish in silence! It will, however, be out of the power of
+these quacks, with all their laudanum, to allay the blood which is now
+boiling in the veins of the people of this kingdom; who, if they are
+doomed to perish, are at any rate resolved not to perish in silence.
+The writer whom I have mentioned above, says that he, of course, does
+not count 'the lower classes, who, under the pressure of need or under
+the influence of ignorant prejudice, may blindly and weakly rush upon
+certain and prompt punishment; but that the security of every decent
+fireside, every respectable father's best hopes for his children,
+still connect themselves with the Government.' And by Government he
+clearly means all the mass as it now stands. There is nobody so
+callous and so insolent as your sentimental quacks and their patients.
+How these 'decent fireside' people would stare, if some morning they
+were to come down and find them occupied by uninvited visitors! I
+hope they never will. I hope that things will never come to this pass:
+but if one thing more than any other tends to produce so sad an
+effect, it is the cool insolence with which such men as this writer
+treats the most numerous and most suffering classes of the people.
+
+Long as this Address already is, I cannot conclude without some
+observations on the 'Charity Subscriptions' at the London Tavern. The
+object of this subscription professes to be to afford relief to the
+distressed labourers, etc. About forty thousand pounds have been
+subscribed, and there is no probability of its going much further.
+There is an absurdity on the face of the scheme; for, as all parishes
+are compelled by law to afford relief to every person in distress, it
+is very clear that, as far as money is given by these people to
+relieve the poor, there will be so much saved in the parish rates. But
+the folly of the thing is not what I wish you most to attend to.
+Several of the subscribers to this fund receive each of them more than
+ten thousand pounds and some more than thirty thousand pounds each,
+out of those taxes which you help to pay, and which emoluments not a
+man of them proposes to give up. The clergy appear very forward in
+this subscription. An Archbishop and a Bishop assisted at the forming
+of the scheme. Now then, observe that there has been given out of the
+taxes, for several years past, one hundred thousand pounds a year,
+for what, think you? Why for the relief of the poor clergy! I have no
+account at hand later than that delivered last year, and there I find
+this sum!--for the poor clergy! The rich clergy do not pay this sum;
+but it comes out of those taxes, part, and a large part of which you
+pay on your beer, malt, salt, shoes, etc. I daresay that the 'decent
+firesides' of these poor clergy still connect themselves with the
+Government. Amongst all our misery we have had to support the
+intolerable disgrace of being an object of the charity of a Bourbon
+Prince, while we are paying for supporting that family upon the throne
+of France. Well! But is this all? We are taxed, at the very same
+moment, for the support of the French Emigrants! And you shall see to
+what amount. Nay, not only French, but Dutch and others, as appears
+from the forementioned account laid before Parliament last year. The
+sum, paid out of the taxes, in one year, for the relief of suffering
+French Clergy and Laity, St. Domingo Sufferers, Dutch Emigrants,
+Corsican Emigrants, was one hundred and eighty-seven thousand seven
+hundred and fifty pounds; yes, one hundred and eighty-seven thousand
+seven hundred and fifty pounds paid to this set in one year out of
+those taxes of which you pay so large a share, while you are insulted
+with a subscription to relieve you, and while there are projectors who
+have the audacity to recommend schemes for preventing you from
+marrying while young, and to induce you to emigrate from your
+country! I'll venture my life that the 'decent firesides' of all this
+swarm of French clergy and laity, and Dutch, and Corsicans, and St.
+Domingo sufferers 'still connect themselves closely with the
+Government'; and I will also venture my life that you do not stand in
+need of one more word to warm every drop of blood remaining in your
+bodies! As to the money subscribed by regiments of soldiers, whose pay
+arises from taxes in part paid by you, though it is a most shocking
+spectacle to behold, I do not think so much of it. The soldiers are
+your fathers, brothers, and sons. But if they were all to give their
+whole pay, and if they amount to one hundred and fifty thousand men,
+it would not amount to one-half of what is now paid in Poor-rates, and
+of course would not add half a pound of bread to every pound which the
+unhappy paupers now receive. All the expenses of the Army and Ordnance
+amount to an enormous sum--to sixteen or eighteen millions; but the
+pay of one hundred and fifty thousand men, at a shilling a day each,
+amounts to no more than two million seven hundred and twelve thousand
+five hundred pounds. So that, supposing them all to receive a shilling
+a day each, the soldiers receive only about a third part of the sum
+now paid annually in Poor-rates.
+
+I have no room, nor have I any desire, to appeal to your passions upon
+this occasion. I have laid before you, with all the clearness I am
+master of, the causes of our misery, the measures which have led to
+those causes, and I have pointed out what appears to me to be the only
+remedy--namely a reform of the Commons', or People's House of
+Parliament. I exhort you to proceed in a peaceable and lawful manner,
+but at the same time to proceed with zeal and resolution in the
+attainment of this object. If the skulkers will not join you, if the
+'decent fireside' gentry still keep aloof, proceed by yourselves. Any
+man can draw up a petition, and any man can carry it up to London,
+with instructions to deliver it into trusty hands, to be presented
+whenever the House shall meet. Some further information will be given
+as to this matter in a future Number. In the meanwhile, I remain your
+Friend, WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+TO JACK HARROW, AN ENGLISH LABOURER
+
+_On the new Cheat which is now on foot, and which goes under the name
+of Savings Banks_
+
+NORTH HAMPSTEAD, LONG ISLAND,
+_November 7th, 1818._
+
+Friend Jack--You sometimes hear the Parson talk about deceivers, who
+go about in sheep's clothing; but who inwardly are ravening wolves.
+You frequently hear of the tricks of the London cheats, and I daresay
+you have often enough witnessed those of mountebanks and gypsies. But,
+Jack, all the tricks of these deceivers and cheaters, if the trickery
+of them all were put together, would fall far short of the trick now
+playing off under the name of Savings Banks. And seeing that it is
+possible that you may be exposed to the danger of having a few pounds
+picked out of your pocket by this trick, I think it right to put you
+on your guard against the cheat.
+
+You have before been informed of who and what the Boroughmongers are.
+Therefore, at present, I shall enter into no explanation of their
+recent conduct. But, in order to give you a clear view of their
+motives in this new trick, and which, I think, is about the last in
+their budget, I must go back and tell you something of the history of
+their Debt, and of what are called the Funds. Some years ago the
+Boroughmongers put me into a loathsome prison for two years, made me
+pay a thousand pounds fine, and made me enter into recognisances for
+seven years, only because I expressed my indignation at the flogging
+of Englishmen, in the heart of England, under the superintendence of
+hired German troops brought into the country to keep the people in
+awe. It pleased God, Jack, to preserve my life and health, while I was
+in that prison. And I employed a part of my time in writing a little
+book entitled _Paper against Gold_. In this little book I fully
+explained all the frauds of what is called the _National Debt_, and
+of what are called the _Funds_. But as it is possible that you may not
+have seen that little book, I will here tell you enough about these
+things to make you see the reasons for the Boroughmongers using this
+trick of Savings Banks.
+
+The Boroughmongers are, you know, those persons (some Lords, some
+Baronets, and some Esquires, as they call themselves) who fill, or
+nominate others to fill, the seats in the House of Commons. _Commons_
+means the mass of the _people_. So that this is the House of the
+People, according to the law of the land. The people--you, I, and all
+of us, ought to vote for the men who sit in this House. But the said
+Lords, Baronets, and Esquires have taken our rights away, and they
+nominate the Members themselves. A _monger_ is a _dealer_, as
+ironmonger, cheesemonger, and the like: and as the Lords, Baronets,
+and Esquires sometimes sell and sometimes buy seats, and as the seats
+are said to be filled by the people in certain Boroughs, these Lords,
+Baronets, and Esquires are very properly called _Boroughmongers_; that
+is to say, dealers in boroughs or in the seats of boroughs. As all
+laws and all other matters of government are set up and enforced at
+the will of the two Houses, against whose will the king cannot stir
+hand or foot; and as the Boroughmongers fill the seats of the two
+Houses, they have all the power, and, of course, the king and the
+people have none. Being possessed of all the power; being able to tax
+us at their pleasure; being able to hang us for whatever they please
+to call a crime; they will, of course, do with our property and
+persons just what they please. And accordingly, they take from us more
+than the half of our earnings; and they keep soldiers (whom they
+deceive) to shoot at us and kill us, if we attempt to resist. They put
+us in dungeons when they like. And, in Ireland, they compel people to
+remain shut up in their houses from sunset to sunrise, and if any man,
+contrary to their commands, goes out of his house in the night, in
+order to go to the privy, they punish him very severely; and in that
+unhappy country they transport men and women to Botany Bay without any
+trial by jury, and merely by the orders of two justices of the peace
+appointed by themselves.
+
+This, Jack, is horrid work to be going on amongst a people who call
+themselves _free_; amongst a people who boast of their liberties. But
+the facts are so; and now I shall explain to you how the
+Boroughmongers, who are so few in number compared to the whole people,
+are able to commit these cruel acts and to carry on this abominable
+tyranny; and you will see that the trick of Savings Banks makes a part
+of the means, which they now intend to use for the perpetuating of
+this tyranny.
+
+Formerly, more than a hundred years ago, when the kings of England
+had some real power, and before the Boroughmongers took all the powers
+of king and people into their hands, the people, when the kings
+behaved amiss, used to rise against them and compel them to act
+justly. They beheaded Charles the First about one hundred and seventy
+years ago; and they drove James the Second out of the kingdom; they
+went so far as to set his family aside for ever, and they put up the
+present royal family in its stead.
+
+This was all very well; but when King James had been driven out, the
+Lords and Baronets and Squires conceived the notion of ruling for ever
+over king and people. They made Parliaments, which used to be annual,
+three years of duration; and when the members had been elected for
+three years, the members themselves made a law to make the people obey
+them for seven years. Thus was the usurpation completed; and from that
+time to this the Boroughmongers have filled the seats just as it has
+pleased them to do it; and they have, as I said before, done with our
+property and our persons just what they have pleased to do.
+
+Now it will naturally be matter of wonder to you, friend Jack, that
+this small band of persons, and of debauched wretched persons too, any
+half dozen of whom you would be able to beat with one hand tied down;
+it will be matter of wonder to you that this contemptible band should
+have been able thus to subjugate, and hold in bondage so degrading,
+the whole of the English people. But, Jack, recollect that once a
+parcel of fat, lazy, drinking, and guttling monks and friars were able
+to make this same people to work and support them in their laziness
+and debaucheries, aye, and almost to adore them, too; to go to them,
+and kneel down and confess their sins to them, and to believe that it
+was in their power to absolve them of their sins. Now how was it that
+these fat, these bastard-propagating rascals succeeded in making the
+people do this? Why by fraud; by deception; by cheatery; by making
+them believe lies; by frightening them half out of their wits; by
+making them believe that they would go to hell if they did not work
+for them. A ten-thousandth part of the people were able to knock the
+greasy vagabonds on the head; and they would have done it too; but
+they were afraid of going to hell if they had no priest to pardon
+them.
+
+Thus did these miscreants govern by fraud. The Boroughmongers, as I
+shall by and by show, have of late been compelled to resort to open
+force; but for a long while they governed by fraud alone. First they,
+by the artful and able agents which they have constantly kept in pay,
+frightened the people with the pretended dangers of a return of the
+old king's family. The people were amused with this scarecrow, while
+the chains were silently forging to bind them with. But the great
+fraud, the cheat of all cheats, was what they call the national debt.
+And now, Jack, pray attend to me; for I am going to explain the chief
+cause of all the disgraces and sufferings of the labourers in England;
+and am also going to explain the reasons or motives which the
+Boroughmongers have for setting on foot this new fraud of Savings
+Banks. I beg you, Jack, if you have no other leisure time, to stay at
+home instead of going to church, for one single Sunday. Shave
+yourself, put on a clean shirt, and sit down and read this letter ten
+times over, until you understand every word of it. And if you do that,
+you will laugh at the parson and tax-gatherer's coaxings about Savings
+Banks. You will keep your odd pennies to yourself; or lay them out in
+bread or bacon.
+
+You have heard, I daresay, a great deal about the national debt; and
+now I will tell you what this thing is, and how it came, and then you
+will see what an imposture it is, and how shamefully the people of
+England have been duped and robbed.
+
+The Boroughmongers having usurped all the powers of government, and
+having begun to pocket the public money at a great rate, the people
+grew discontented. They began to think that they had done wrong in
+driving King James away. In a pretty little fable-book, there is a
+fable which says that the frogs, who had a log of wood for king,
+prayed to Jupiter to send them something more active. He sent them a
+stork, or heron, which gobbled them up alive by scores! The people of
+England found in the Boroughmongers what the poor frogs found in the
+stork; and they began to cry out against them and to wish for the old
+king back again.
+
+The Boroughmongers saw their danger, and they adopted measures to
+prevent it. They saw that if they could make it the interest of a
+great many rich people to uphold them and their system they should be
+able to get along. They therefore passed a law to enable themselves to
+borrow money of rich people; and by the same law they imposed it on
+the people at large to pay, for ever, the interest of the money so by
+them borrowed.
+
+The money which they thus borrowed they spent in wars, or divided
+amongst themselves, in one shape or another. Indeed the money spent in
+wars was pocketed, for the greater part, by themselves. Thus they
+owed, in time, immense sums of money; and as they continued to pass
+laws to compel the nation at large to pay the interest of what they
+borrowed, spent and pocketed, they called and still call this debt,
+the debt of the nation; or, in the usual words, the national debt.
+
+It is curious to observe that there has seldom been known in the world
+any very wicked and mischievous scheme of which a priest of some
+description or other was not at the bottom. This scheme, certainly as
+wicked in itself as any that was ever known, and far more mischievous
+in its consequences than any other, was the offspring of a Bishop of
+Salisbury, whose name was Burnet; a name that we ought to teach our
+very children to execrate. This crafty priest was made a Bishop for
+his invention of this scheme; a fit reward for such a service.
+
+The Boroughmongers began this debt one hundred and twenty-four years
+ago. They have gone on borrowing ever since; and have never paid off
+one farthing, and never can. They have continued to pass Acts to make
+the people pay the interest of what has been borrowed; till, at last,
+the debt itself amounts to more than all the lands, all the houses,
+all the trees, all the canals and all the mines would sell for at
+their full sterling value; and the money to pay the interest is taken
+out of men's rents and out of their earnings; and you, Jack, as I
+shall by and by prove to you, pay to the Boroughmongers more than the
+half of what you receive in weekly wages from your master.
+
+Is not this a pretty state of things? Pray observe, Jack, the debt far
+exceeds the real full value of the whole kingdom, if there could be a
+purchaser found for it. So that, you see, as to private property no
+man has any, as long as this debt hangs upon the country. Your master,
+Farmer Gripe, for instance, calls his farm _his_. It is none of his,
+according to the Boroughmongers' law; for that law has pawned it for
+the payment of the interest of the Boroughmongers' debt; and the pawn
+must remain as long as the Boroughmongers' law remains. Gripe is
+compelled to pay out of the yearly value of his farm a certain portion
+to the debt. He may, indeed, sell the farm; but he can get only a part
+of the value; because the purchaser will have to pay a yearly sum on
+account of the pawn. In short, the Boroughmongers have, in fact,
+passed laws to take every man's private property away from him, in
+whatever portions their debt may demand such taking away; and a man
+who thinks himself an owner of land, is at best only a steward who
+manages it for the Boroughmongers.
+
+This, however, is only a small part of the evil; for the whole of the
+rents of the houses and lands and mines and canals would not pay the
+interest of this debt; no, and not much more than the half of it. The
+labour is therefore pawned too. Every man's labour is pawned for the
+payment of the interest of this debt. Aye, Jack, you may think that
+you are working for yourself, and that, when on a Saturday night you
+take nine shillings from Farmer Gripe, the shillings are for your own
+use. You are grievously deceived, for more than half the sum is paid
+to the Boroughmongers on account of the pawn. You do not see this, but
+the fact is so. Come, what are the things in which you expend the nine
+shillings? Tea, sugar, tobacco, candles, salt, soap, shoes, beer,
+bread; for no meat do you ever taste. On the articles taken together,
+except bread, you pay far more than half tax; and you will observe
+that your master's taxes are, in part, pinched out of you. There is an
+army employed in Ireland to go with the excisemen and other taxers to
+make the people pay. If the taxers were to wait at the ale houses and
+grocers' shops, and receive their portion from your own hands, you
+would then clearly see that the Boroughmongers take away more than the
+half of what you earn. You would then clearly see what it is that
+makes you poor and ragged, and that makes your children cry for the
+want of a bellyful. You would clearly see that what the hypocrites
+tell you about this being your lot, and about Providence placing you
+in such a state in order to try your patience and faith, is all a base
+falsehood. Why does not Providence place the Boroughmongers and the
+parsons in a state to try their patience and faith? Is Providence less
+anxious to save them than to save you? If you could see clearly what
+you pay on account of the Boroughmongers' pawn, you would see that
+your misery arises from the designs of a benevolent Providence being
+counteracted by the measures of the Borough-tyrants.
+
+Your lot, indeed! Your lot assigned by Providence! This is real
+blasphemy! Just as if Providence, which sends the salt on shore all
+round our coast, had ordained that you should not have any of it
+unless you would pay the Boroughmongers fifteen shillings a bushel tax
+upon it! But what a Providence must that be which would ordain that an
+Englishman should pay fifteen shillings tax on a bushel of English
+salt, while a Long Islander pays only two shillings and sixpence for a
+bushel of the same salt, after it is brought to America from England?
+What an idea must we have of such a Providence as this? Oh no, Jack;
+this is not the work of Providence. It is the work of the
+Boroughmongers; the pretext about Providence has been invented to
+deceive and cheat you, and to perpetuate your slavery.
+
+Well: all is pawned then. The land, the houses, the canals, the mines,
+and the labour are pawned for the payment of the interest of the
+Boroughmongers debt. Your labour, mind, Jack, is pawned for the
+one-half of its worth. But you will naturally ask, how is it that the
+nation, that everybody submits to this? There's your mistake, Jack. It
+is not _everybody_ that submits. In the first place there are the
+Boroughmongers themselves and all their long tribe of relations,
+legitimate and spurious, who profit from the taxes, and who have the
+church livings, which they enjoy without giving the poor any part of
+their legal share of those livings. Then there are all the officers of
+army and navy, and all the endless hosts of place-men and place-women,
+pensioned men and pensioned women, and all the hosts of tax-gatherers,
+who alone, these last I mean, swallow more than would be necessary to
+carry on the Government under a reformed Parliament. But have you
+forgotten the lenders of the money which makes the debt? These people
+live wholly upon the interest of the debt; and of course they approve
+of your labour, and the labour of every man being pawned. The
+Boroughmongers have pawned your labour to them. Therefore they like
+that your labour should be taxed. They cannot be said to submit to the
+tyranny; they applaud it, and to their utmost they support it.
+
+But you will say, still the mass of the people would, if they had a
+mind to bestir themselves, be too strong for all these. Very true. But
+you forget the army, Jack. This is a great military force, armed with
+bayonets, bullets and cannon-balls, ready at all times and in all
+places to march or gallop to attack the people, if they attempt to eat
+sugar or salt without paying the tax. There are forts, under the name
+of barracks, all over the kingdom, where armed men are kept in
+readiness for this purpose. In Ireland they actually go in person to
+help to collect the taxes; and in England they are always ready to do
+the same. Now, suppose, Jack, that a man who has a bit of land by the
+seaside, were to take up a little of the salt that Providence sends on
+shore. He would be prosecuted. He would resist the process. Soldiers
+would come and take him away to be tried and _hanged_. Suppose you,
+Jack, were to dip your rushes into grease, till they came to farthing
+candles. The Excise would prosecute you. The sheriff would send men to
+drag you to jail. You would fight in defence of your house and home.
+You would beat off the sheriff's men. Soldiers would come and kill
+you, or would take you away to be hanged.
+
+This is the thing by which the Boroughmongers govern. There are enough
+who would gladly not submit to their tyranny; but there is nobody but
+themselves who has an army at command.
+
+Nevertheless they are not altogether easy under these circumstances.
+An army is a two-edged weapon. It may cut the employer as well as the
+thing that it is employed upon. It is made up of flesh and blood, and
+of English flesh and blood too. It may not always be willing to move,
+or to strike when moved. The Boroughmongers see that their titles and
+estates hang upon the army. They would fain coax the people back again
+to feelings of reverence and love. They would fain wheedle them into
+something that shall blunt their hostility. They have been trying
+Bible-schemes, school-schemes, and soup-schemes. And at last they are
+trying the Savings Banks scheme, upon which I shall now more
+particularly address you.
+
+This thing is of the same nature, and its design is the same, as those
+of the grand scheme of Bishop Burnet. The people are discontented.
+They feel their oppressions; they seek a change; and some of them have
+decidedly protested against paying any longer any part of the
+interest of the debt, which they say ought to be paid, if at all, by
+those who have borrowed and spent, or pocketed, the money. Now then,
+in order to enlist great numbers of labourers and artisans on their
+side, the Boroughmongers have fallen upon the scheme of coaxing them
+to put small sums into what they call _banks_. These sums they pay
+large interest upon, and suffer the parties to take them out whenever
+they please. By this scheme they think to bind great numbers to them
+and their tyranny. They think that great numbers of labourers and
+artisans, seeing their little sums increase, as they will imagine,
+will begin to conceive the hopes of becoming rich by such means; and
+as these persons are to be told that their money is in the _funds_,
+they will soon imbibe the spirit of fundholders, and will not care who
+suffers, or whether freedom or slavery prevail, so that the funds be
+but safe.
+
+Such is the scheme and such the motives. It will fail of its object,
+though not unworthy the inventive powers of the servile knaves of
+Edinburgh. It will fail, first because the men from whom alone the
+Borough-tyrants have anything to dread, will see through the scheme
+and despise it; and will, besides, well know that the funds are a mere
+bubble that may burst, or be bursted at any moment. The parsons appear
+to be the main tools in this coaxing scheme. They are always at the
+head of everything which they think likely to support tyranny. The
+depositors will be domestic servants, particularly women, who will be
+tickled with the idea of having a fortune in the funds. The
+Boroughmongers will hint to their tenants that they must get their
+labourers into the Savings Banks. A preference will be given to such
+as deposit. The Ladies, the 'Parsons' Ladies,' will scold poor people
+into the funds. The parish officers will act their part in this
+compulsory process: and thus will the Boroughmongers get into their
+hands some millions of the people's money by a sort of 'forced loan':
+or in other words, a robbery. In order to swell the thing out, the
+parsons and other tools of the Boroughmongers will lend money in this
+way themselves, under feigned names; and we shall, if the system last
+a year or two, hear boastings of how rich the poor are become.
+
+Now then, Jack, supposing it possible that Farmer Gripe may, under
+pain of being turned out of your cottage, have made you put your
+twopence a week into one of these banks, let us see what is the
+natural consequence of your so doing. Twopence a week is eight
+shillings and eightpence a year; and the interest will make the amount
+about nine shillings perhaps. What use is this to you? Will you let it
+remain; and will you go on thus for years? You must go on a great many
+years, indeed, before your deposit amounts to as much as the
+Boroughmongers take from you in one year! Twopence will buy you a
+quarter of a pound of meat. This is a dinner for your wife or
+yourself. You never taste meat. And why are you to give up half a
+pound of your bread to the Boroughmongers. You are ill; your wife is
+ill; your children are ill. 'Go to the bank and take out your money,'
+says the overseer; 'for I'll give you no aid till that be spent.' Thus
+then, you will have been robbing your own starved belly weekly, to no
+other end than that of favouring the parish purse, upon which you have
+a just and legal claim, until the clergy restore to the poor what they
+have taken from them. As the thing now stands, the poor are starved by
+others, this scheme is intended to make them assist in the work
+themselves, at the same time that it binds them to the tyranny.
+
+But, Jack, what a monstrous thing is this, that the Boroughmongers
+should kindly pass an Act to induce you to save your money, while they
+take from you five shillings out of every nine that you earn? Why not
+take less from you! That would be the more natural way to go to work,
+surely. Why not leave you all your earnings to yourself? Oh, no! They
+cannot do that. It is from the labour of men like you that the far
+greater part of the money comes to enrich the Boroughmongers, their
+relations and dependants.
+
+However, suppose you have gotten together five pounds in a Savings
+Bank. That is to say in the funds. This is a great deal for you,
+though it is not half so much as you are compelled to give to the
+Boroughmongers in one year. This is a great sum. It is much more than
+you ever will have; but suppose you have it. It is _in the funds_,
+mind. And now let me tell you what the funds are; which is necessary
+if you have not read my little book called _Paper against Gold._ The
+funds is _no place_ at all, Jack. It is nothing, Jack. It is
+moonshine. It is a lie, a bubble, a fraud, a cheat, a humbug. And it
+is all these in the most perfect degree. People think that the funds
+is a place where money is kept. They think that it is a place which
+contains that which they have deposited. But the fact is, that the
+funds is a word which means nothing that the most of the people think
+it means. It means the _descriptions of the several sorts of the
+debt_. Suppose I owed money to a tailor, to a smith, to a shoemaker,
+to a carpenter, and that I had their several bills in my house. I
+should in the language of the Boroughmongers, call these bills my
+_funds_. The Boroughmongers owe some people annuities at three pounds
+for a hundred; some at four pounds for a hundred; some at five pounds
+for a hundred; and these annuities, or debts they call their funds.
+And, Jack, if the Savings Bank people lend them a good parcel of
+money, they will have that money in these debts or funds. They will be
+owners of some of those debts which never will and never can be paid.
+
+But what is this money too in which you are to be paid back again? It
+is no money. It is paper; and though that paper will pass just at this
+time; it will not long pass, I can assure you, Jack. When you have
+worked a fortnight, and get a pound note for it, you set a high value
+upon the note, because it brings you food. But suppose nobody would
+take the note from you. Suppose no one would give you anything in
+exchange for it. You would go back to Farmer Gripe and fling the note
+in his face. You would insist upon real money, and you would get it,
+or you would tear down his house. This is what will happen, Jack, in a
+very short time.
+
+I will explain to you, Jack, how this matter stands. Formerly
+bank-notes were as good as real money, because anybody that had one
+might go at any moment, and get real money for it at the Bank. But now
+the thing is quite changed. The Bank broke some years ago; that is to
+say, it could not pay its notes in real money; and it never has been
+able to do it from that time to this; and what is more, it never can
+do it again. To be sure the paper passes at present. You take it for
+your work, and others take it of you for bread and tea. But the time
+may be, and I believe is, very near at hand, when this paper will not
+pass at all; and then as the Boroughmongers and the Savings Bank
+people have, and can have, no real money, how are you to get your five
+pounds back again?
+
+The bank-notes may be all put down at any moment, if any man of
+talent and resolution choose to put them down; and why may not such a
+man exist, and have the Disposition to put them down? They are now of
+value, as I said before, because they will pass; because people will
+take them and will give victuals and drink for them; but, if nobody
+would give bread and tea and beer for them, would they then be good
+for anything? They are taken because people are pretty sure that they
+can pass them again; but who will take them when he does not think
+that he can pass them again? And I assure you, Jack, that even I
+myself could, before next May-day, do that which would prevent any man
+in England from ever taking a bank-note any more. If you should put
+five pounds into a Savings Bank, therefore, you could, in such case,
+never see a farthing in exchange for it.
+
+This being a matter of so much importance to you, I will clearly
+explain to you how I might easily do the thing. Mind, I do not say
+that I will do the thing. Indeed, I will not; and I do not know any
+one that intends to do it. But I will show you how I _might_ do it;
+because it is right that you should know what a ticklish state your
+poor five pounds will be in if you deposit them in the Savings Bank.
+
+You know, Jack, that _forged_ notes pass till people find them out.
+They keep passing very quietly till they come to the Bank, and there
+being known for forged notes, the man who carries them to the Bank, or
+owns them at the time, loses the amount of them. Suppose now, that Tom
+were to forge a note, and pay it to Dick for a pig. Dick would pay it
+to Bob for some tea. Bob would send it up to London to pay his
+tea-man. The tea-man would send it to the Bank. The Bank would keep
+it, and give him nothing for it. If the tea-man forgot whom he got it
+from, he must lose. If he could prove that he got it from Bob, Bob
+must lose it; and so on; but either Dick or Bob or the tea-man must
+lose it. There must be a loss somewhere.
+
+Now, it is clear that if there were a great quantity of forged notes
+in circulation, people would be afraid to take notes at all; and that
+if this great quantity came out all of a sudden, it would for a while
+put an end to all payments and all trade. And if such great quantity
+can with safety be put out, I leave you to guess, Jack, at the
+situation of your five pounds. I will now show you, then, that I could
+do this myself, and with perfect safety and ease.
+
+I could have made, at a very trifling expense, a million of pounds in
+bank-notes of various amounts. There are fourteen different ways in
+which I could send them to England, and lodge them safely there,
+without the smallest chance of their arrival being known to any soul
+except the man to whom they should be confided. The Banks might
+search and ransack every vessel that arrived from America. They might
+do what they would. They would never detect the cargo!
+
+There they are then, safe in London; a famous stock of bank-notes, so
+well executed that no human being except the Bank people would be able
+to discover the counterfeit. The agent takes a parcel at a time, and
+drops them in the street in the dark. This work he carries on for a
+week or two in such streets as are best calculated for the purpose,
+till he has well stocked the town. He may do the same at Portsmouth
+and other great towns if he please, and he may send off large supplies
+by post.
+
+Now, Jack, suppose you were up at London with your master's waggon.
+You might find a parcel of notes. You would go to the first shop to
+buy your wife a gown and your children some clothes, yourself a hat, a
+greatcoat, and some shoes. The rest you would lay out at shops on the
+road home; for the sooner you got rid of this _foundal_, the less
+chance of having it taken from you. The shopkeepers would thank you
+for your custom, and your wife's heart would bound with joy.
+
+The notes would travel about most merrily. At last they would come to
+the Bank. The holders would lose them; but you would gain by them. So
+that, upon the whole, there would be no loss, and the maker of the
+notes would have no gain. Others would find, and nearly all would do
+like you. In a few days the notes would find their way to the Bank in
+great numbers, where they would all be stopped. The news would spread
+abroad. The thieftakers would be busy. Every man who had had his note
+stopped at the Bank would alarm his neighbourhood. The country would
+ring with the news. Nobody would take a bank-note. All business would
+be at a stand. The farmers would sell no corn for bank-notes. The
+millers would have nothing else to pay with. No markets, because no
+money. The baker would be able to get no flour. He could sell no
+bread, for nobody would have money to pay him.
+
+Jack, this thing will assuredly take place. Mind, I tell you so. I
+have been right in my predictions on former occasions; and I am not
+wrong now. I beg you to believe me; or, at any rate, to blame yourself
+if you lose by such an event. In the midst of this hubbub what will
+you do? Farmer Gripe will, I daresay, give you something to eat for
+your labour. But what will become of your five pounds? That sum you
+have in the Savings Bank, and as you are to have it out at any time
+when you please, your wife sets off to draw it. The banker gives her a
+five-pound note. She brings it; but nobody will take it of you for a
+pig, for bread, for clothing, or for anything else! And this, Jack,
+will be the fate of all those who shall be weak enough to put their
+money into those banks!
+
+I beg you, Jack, not to rely on the power of the Boroughmongers in
+this case. Anything that is to be done with halters, gags, dungeons,
+bayonets, powder, or ball, they can do a great deal at; but they are
+not conjurers; they are not wizards. They cannot prevent a man from
+dropping bank-notes in the dark; and they cannot make people believe
+in the goodness of that which they must know to be bad. If they could
+hold a sword to every man's breast, they might indeed do something;
+but short of this, nothing that they can do would be of any avail.
+However, the truth is that they, in such case, will have no sword at
+all. An army is a powerful weapon; but an army must be paid. Soldiers
+have been called machines; but they are eating and drinking machines.
+With good food and drink they will go far and do much; but without
+them, they will not stir an inch. And in such a case whence is to come
+the money to pay them? In short, Jack, the Boroughmongers would drop
+down dead, like men in an apoplexy, and you would, as soon as things
+got to rights, have your bread and beer and meat and everything in
+abundance.
+
+The Boroughmongers possess no means of preventing the complete success
+of the dropping plan. If they do, they ought to thank me for giving
+them a warning of their danger; and for telling them that if they do
+prevent the success of such a plan, they are the cleverest fellows in
+this world.
+
+I now, Jack, take my leave of you, hoping that you will not be coaxed
+out of your money, and assuring you that I am your friend,
+
+WM. COBBETT.
+
+
+
+
+VII.--'THE LETTERS OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER'
+
+BY SIR WALTER SCOTT
+
+
+(_To what has been said in the Introduction respecting the _Letters of
+Malachi Malagrowther_ it is only necessary to add that their immediate
+cause was a Bill due to the very commercial crisis which indirectly
+ruined Scott himself, and introduced in the spring of 1826 for
+stopping the note circulation of private banks altogether, while
+limiting that of the Bank of England to notes of L5 and upwards. The
+scheme, which was to extend to the whole of Great Britain, was from
+the first unpopular in Scotland, and Scott plunged into the fray. The
+letters excited or coincided with such violent opposition throughout
+the country that the Bill was limited to England only. As Scott was a
+strong Tory, his friends in the Government, especially Lord Melville
+and Croker (who was officially employed to answer 'Malachi'), were
+rather sore at his action. He defended himself in some spirited
+private letters, which will be found in Lockhart._)
+
+
+A LETTER ON THE PROPOSED CHANGE OF CURRENCY
+
+_To the Editor of the Edinburgh Weekly Journal_
+
+My dear Mr. Journalist--I am by pedigree a discontented person, so
+that you may throw this letter into the fire, if you have any
+apprehensions of incurring the displeasure of your superiors. I am, in
+fact, the lineal descendant of Sir Mungo Malagrowther, who makes a
+figure in the _Fortunes of Nigel_, and have retained a reasonable
+proportion of his ill-luck, and, in consequence, of his ill-temper.
+If, therefore, I should chance to appear too warm and poignant in my
+observations, you must impute it to the hasty and peevish humour which
+I derive from my ancestor. But, at the same time, it often happens
+that this disposition leads me to speak useful, though unpleasant
+truths, when more prudent men hold their tongues and eat their
+pudding. A lizard is an ugly and disgusting thing enough; but,
+methinks, if a lizard were to run over my face and awaken me, which is
+said to be their custom when they observe a snake approach a sleeping
+person, I should neither scorn his intimation, nor feel justifiable
+in crushing him to death, merely because he is a filthy little
+abridgment of a crocodile. Therefore, 'for my love, I pray you, wrong
+me not.'
+
+I am old, sir, poor, and peevish, and therefore I may be wrong; but
+when I look back on the last fifteen or twenty years, and more
+especially on the last ten, I think I see my native country of
+Scotland, if it is yet to be called by a title so discriminative,
+falling, so far as its national, or rather, perhaps, I ought now to
+say its _provincial_, interests are concerned, daily into more
+absolute contempt. Our ancestors were a people of some consideration
+in the councils of the empire. So late as my own younger days, an
+English minister would have paused, even in a favourite measure, if a
+reclamation of national rights had been made by a member for Scotland,
+supported as it uniformly then was, by the voice of her
+representatives and her people. Such ameliorations in our peculiar
+system as were thought necessary, in order that North Britain might
+keep pace with her sister in the advance of improvement, were
+suggested by our own countrymen, persons well acquainted with our
+peculiar system of laws (as different from those of England as from
+those of France), and who knew exactly how to adapt the desired
+alteration to the principle of our legislative enactments, so that the
+whole machine might, as mechanics say, work well and easily. For a
+long time this wholesome check upon innovation, which requires the
+assimilation of a proposed improvement with the general constitution
+of the country to which it has been recommended, and which ensures
+that important point, by stipulating that the measure shall originate
+with those to whom the spirit of the constitution is familiar, has
+been, so far as Scotland is concerned, considerably disused. Those who
+have stepped forward to repair the gradual failure of our
+constitutional system of law, have been persons that, howsoever
+qualified in other respects, have had little further knowledge of its
+construction than could be acquired by a hasty and partial survey,
+taken just before they commenced their labours. Scotland and her laws
+have been too often subjected to the alterations of any person who
+chose to found himself a reputation, by bringing in a bill to cure
+some defect which had never been felt in practice, but which was
+represented as a frightful bugbear to English statesmen, who, wisely
+and judiciously tenacious of the legal practice and principles
+received at home, are proportionally startled at the idea of anything
+abroad which cannot be brought to assimilate with them.
+
+The English seem to have made a compromise with the active tendency to
+innovation, which is one great characteristic of the day. Wise and
+sagacious themselves, they are nervously jealous of innovations in
+their own laws--_Nolumus leges Angliae mutari_, is written on the
+skirts of their judicial robes, as the most sacred texts of Scripture
+were inscribed on the phylacteries of the Rabbis. The belief that the
+Common Law of England constitutes the perfection of human reason, is a
+maxim bound upon their foreheads. Law Monks they have been called in
+other respects, and like monks they are devoted to their own Rule, and
+admit no question of its infallibility. There can be no doubt that
+their love of a system, which, if not perfect, has so much in it that
+is excellent, originates in the most praiseworthy feelings. Call it if
+you will the prejudice of education, it is still a prejudice
+honourable in itself, and useful to the public. I only find fault with
+it, because, like the Friars in the Duenna monopolising the bottle,
+these English monks will not tolerate in their lay brethren of the
+north the slightest pretence to a similar feeling.
+
+In England, therefore, no innovation can be proposed affecting the
+administration of justice, without being subjected to the strict
+enquiry of the Guardians of the Law, and afterwards resisted
+pertinaciously, until time and the most mature and reiterated
+discussion shall have proved its utility, nay, its necessity. The old
+saying is still true in all its points--Touch but a cobweb in
+Westminster Hall, and the old spider will come out in defence of it.
+This caution may sometimes postpone the adoption of useful
+amendments, but it operates to prevent all hasty and experimental
+innovations; and it is surely better that existing evils should be
+endured for some time longer, than that violent remedies should be
+hastily adopted, the unforeseen and unprovided for consequences of
+which are often so much more extensive than those which had been
+foreseen and reckoned upon. An ordinary mason can calculate upon the
+exact gap which will be made by the removal of a corner stone in an
+old building; but what architect, not intimately acquainted with the
+whole edifice, can presume even to guess how much of the structure is,
+or is not, to follow?
+
+The English policy in this respect is a wise one, and we have only to
+wish they would not insist in keeping it all to themselves. But those
+who are most devoted to their own religion have least sympathy for the
+feelings of dissenters; and a spirit of proselytism has of late shown
+itself in England for extending the benefits of their system, in all
+its strength and weakness, to a country which has been hitherto
+flourishing and contented under its own. They adopted the conclusion
+that all English enactments are right; but the system of municipal law
+in Scotland is not English, therefore it is wrong. Under sanction of
+this syllogism, our rulers have indulged and encouraged a spirit of
+experiment and innovation at our expense, which they resist
+obstinately when it is to be carried through at their own risk.
+
+For more than half of last century, this was a practice not to be
+thought of. Scotland was during that period disaffected, in bad
+humour, armed too, and smarting under various irritating
+recollections. This is not the sort of patient for whom an
+experimental legislator chooses to prescribe. There was little chance
+of making Saunders take the patent pill by persuasion--main force was
+a dangerous argument, and some thought claymores had edges.
+
+This period passed away, a happier one arrived, and Scotland, no
+longer the object of terror, or at least great uneasiness, to the
+British Government, was left from the year 1750 under the guardianship
+of her own institutions, to win her silent way to national wealth and
+consequence. Contempt probably procured for her the freedom from
+interference, which had formerly been granted out of fear; for the
+medical faculty are as slack in attending the garrets of paupers as
+the caverns of robbers. But neglected as she was, and perhaps
+_because_ she was neglected, Scotland, reckoning her progress during
+the space from the close of the American War to the present day, has
+increased her prosperity in a ratio more than five times greater than
+that of her more fortunate and richer sister. She is now worth the
+attention of the learned faculty, and God knows she has had plenty of
+it. She has been bled and purged, spring and fall, and _talked_ into
+courses of physic, for which she had little occasion. She has been of
+late a sort of experimental farm, upon which every political student
+has been permitted to try his theory--a kind of common property, where
+every juvenile statesman has been encouraged to make his inroads, as
+in Moray land, where, anciently, according to the idea of the old
+Highlanders, all men had a right to take their prey--a subject in a
+common dissecting room, left to the scalpel of the junior students,
+with the degrading inscription,--_fiat experimentum in corpore vili_.
+
+I do not mean to dispute, Sir, that much alteration was necessary in
+our laws, and that much benefit has followed many of the great changes
+which have taken place. I do not mean to deprecate a gradual approach
+to the English system, especially in commercial law. The Jury Court,
+for example, was a fair experiment, in my opinion, cautiously
+introduced as such, and placed under such regulations as might best
+assimilate its forms with those of the existing Supreme Court. I beg,
+therefore, to be considered as not speaking of the alterations
+themselves, but of the apparent hostility towards our municipal
+institutions, as repeatedly manifested in the course of late
+proceedings, tending to force and wrench them into a similarity with
+those of England.
+
+The opinions of our own lawyers, nay, of our Judges, than whom wiser
+and more honourable men never held that character, have been, if
+report speaks true, something too much neglected and controlled in the
+course of these important changes, in which, methinks, they ought to
+have had a leading and primary voice. They have been almost avowedly
+regarded not as persons the best qualified to judge of proposed
+innovations, but as prejudiced men, determined to oppose them, right
+or wrong. The last public Commission was framed on the very principle,
+that if Scotch lawyers were needs to be employed, a sufficient number
+of these should consist of gentlemen, who, whatever their talents and
+respectability might be in other respects, had been too long estranged
+from the study of Scottish law to retain any accurate recollection of
+an abstruse science, or any decided partiality for its technical
+forms. This was done avowedly for the purpose of evading the natural
+partiality of the Scottish Judges and practitioners to their own
+system; that partiality which the English themselves hold so sacred a
+feeling in their own Judges and Counsel learned in the law. I am not,
+I repeat, complaining of the result of the Commissions, but of the
+spirit in which the alterations were undertaken. Unquestionably much
+was done in brushing up and improving the old machinery of Scottish
+Law Courts, and in making it move more rapidly, though scarce, I
+think, more correctly than before. Dispatch has been much attended
+to. But it may be ultimately found that the timepiece which runs
+fastest does not intimate the hour most accurately. At all events, the
+changes have been made and established--there let them rest. And had
+I, Malachi Malagrowther, the sole power to-morrow of doing so, I would
+not restore the old forms of judicial proceedings; because I hold the
+constitution of Courts of Justice too serious matters to be put back
+or forward at pleasure, like a boy's first watch, merely for
+experiment's sake.
+
+What I _do_ complain of is the general spirit of slight and dislike
+manifested to our national establishments by those of the sister
+country who are so very zealous in defending their own; and not less
+do I complain of their jealousy of the opinions of those who cannot
+but be much better acquainted than they, both with the merits and
+deficiencies of the system, which hasty and imperfectly informed
+judges have shown themselves so anxious to revolutionise.
+
+There is no explanation to be given of this but one--namely, the
+entire conviction and belief of our English brethren that the true
+Themis is worshipped in Westminster Hall, and that her adorers cannot
+be too zealous in her service; while she, whose image an ingenious
+artist has depicted balancing herself upon a _tee-totum_ on the
+southern window of the Parliament House of Edinburgh, is a mere
+idol,--a Diana of Ephesus,--whom her votaries worship, either because
+her shrine brings great gain to the craftsmen, or out of an ignorant
+and dotard superstition, which induces them to prefer the old Scottish
+_Mumpsimus_ to the modern English _Sumpsimus_. Now, this is not fair
+construction in our friends, whose intentions in our behalf, we allow,
+are excellent, but who certainly are scarcely entitled to beg the
+question at issue without inquiry or discussion, or to treat us as the
+Spaniards treated the Indians, whom they massacred for worshipping the
+image of the Sun, while they themselves bowed down to that of the
+Virgin Mary. Even Queen Elizabeth was contented with the evasive
+answer of Melville, when hard pressed with the trying question,
+whether Queen Mary or she were the fairest. We are willing, in the
+spirit of that answer, to say that the Themis of Westminster Hall is
+the best fitted to preside over the administration of the larger, and
+more fertile country of beef and pudding; while she of the tee-totum
+(placed in that precarious position, we presume, to express her
+instability, since these new lights were struck out) claims a more
+limited but equally respectful homage, within her ancient
+jurisdiction--_sua paupera regna_--the Land of Cakes. If this
+compromise does not appease the ardour of our brethren for converting
+us to English forms and fashions, we must use the scriptural question,
+"Who hath required these things at your hands?"
+
+The inquiries and result of another Commission are too much to the
+purpose to be suppressed. The object was to investigate the conduct of
+the Revenue Boards in Ireland and Scotland. In the former, it is well
+known, great mismanagement was discovered; for Pat, poor fellow, had
+been playing the loon to a considerable extent. In Scotland, _not a
+shadow of abuse prevailed_. You would have thought, Mr. Journalist,
+that the Irish Boards would have been reformed in some shape, and the
+Scotch Establishments honourably acquitted, and suffered to continue
+on the footing of independence which they had so long enjoyed, and of
+which they had proved themselves so worthy. Not so, sir. The Revenue
+Boards, in both countries, underwent exactly the same regulation, were
+deprived of their independent consequence, and placed under the
+superintendence of English control; the innocent and the guilty being
+treated in every respect alike. Now, on the side of Scotland, this was
+like Trinculo losing his bottle in the pool--there was not only
+dishonour in the thing, but an infinite loss.
+
+I have heard two reasons suggested for this indiscriminating
+application of punishment to the innocent and to the culpable.
+
+In the first place, it was honestly confessed that Ireland would never
+have quietly submitted to the indignity offered to her, unless poor
+inoffensive Scotland had been included in the regulation. The Green
+Isle, it seems, was of the mind of a celebrated lady of quality, who,
+being about to have a decayed tooth drawn, refused to submit to the
+operation till she had seen the dentist extract a sound and
+serviceable grinder from the jaws of her waiting-woman--and her humour
+was to be gratified. The lady was a termagant dame--the wench a
+tame-spirited simpleton--the dentist an obliging operator--and the
+teeth of both were drawn accordingly.
+
+This gratification of his humours is gained by Pat's being up with the
+pike and shillelagh on any or no occasion. God forbid Scotland should
+retrograde towards such a state--much better that the Deil, as in
+Burns's song, danced away with the whole excisemen in the country. We
+do not want to hear her prate of her number of millions of men, and
+her old military exploits. We had better remain in union with England,
+even at the risk of becoming a subordinate species of Northumberland,
+as far as national consequence is concerned, than remedy ourselves by
+even hinting the possibility of a rupture. But there is no harm in
+wishing Scotland to have just so much ill-nature, according to her own
+proverb, as may keep her good-nature from being abused; so much
+national spirit as may determine her to stand by her own rights,
+conducting her assertion of them with every feeling of respect and
+amity toward England.
+
+The other reason alleged for this equal distribution of _punishment_,
+as if it had been the influence of the common sun, or the general
+rain, to the just and the unjust, was one which is extremely
+predominant at present with our Ministers--the _necessity_ of
+_Uniformity_ in all such cases; and the consideration what an awkward
+thing it would be to have a Board of Excise or Customs remaining
+independent in the one country, solely because they had, without
+impeachment, discharged their duty; while the same establishment was
+cashiered in another, for no better reason than that it had been
+misused.
+
+This reminds us of an incident, said to have befallen at the Castle of
+Glammis, when these venerable towers were inhabited by a certain old
+Earl of Strathmore, who was as great an admirer of uniformity as the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer could have desired. He and his gardener
+directed all in the garden and pleasure grounds upon the ancient
+principle of exact correspondence between the different parts, so that
+each alley had its brother; a principle which, renounced by gardeners,
+is now adopted by statesmen. It chanced once upon a time that a fellow
+was caught committing some petty theft, and, being taken in the
+manner, was sentenced by the Bailie Macwheeble of the jurisdiction to
+stand for a certain time in the baronial pillory, called the _jougs_,
+being a collar and chain, one of which contrivances was attached to
+each side of the portal of the great avenue which led to the castle.
+The thief was turned over accordingly to the gardener, as
+ground-officer, to see the punishment duly inflicted. When the Thane
+of Glammis returned from his morning ride, he was surprised to find
+both sides of the gateway accommodated each with a prisoner, like a
+pair of heraldic supporters, _chained_ and _collared proper_. He asked
+the gardener, whom he found watching the place of punishment, as his
+duty required, whether another delinquent had been detected? "No, my
+Lord," said the gardener, in the tone of a man excellently well
+satisfied with himself,--"but I thought the single fellow looked very
+awkward standing on one side of the gateway, so I gave half a crown to
+one of the labourers to stand on the other side for _uniformity's
+sake_." This is exactly a case in point, and probably the only one
+which can be found--with this sole difference, that I do not hear that
+the members of the Scottish Revenue Board got any boon for standing in
+the pillory with those of Ireland--for uniformity's sake.
+
+Lastly, sir, I come to this business of extending the provisions of
+the Bill prohibiting the issue of notes under five pounds to Scotland,
+in six months after the period that the regulation shall be adopted in
+England.
+
+I am not about to enter upon the question which so much agitates
+speculative writers upon the wealth of nations, or attempt to discuss
+what proportion of the precious metals ought to be detained within a
+country; what are the best means of keeping it there; or to what
+extent the want of specie can be supplied by paper credit: I will not
+ask if a poor man can be made a rich one, by compelling him to buy a
+service of plate, instead of the delf ware which served his turn.
+These are questions I am not adequate to solve. But I beg leave to
+consider the question in a practical point of view, and to refer
+myself entirely to experience.
+
+I assume, without much hazard of contradiction, that Banks have
+existed in Scotland for near one hundred and twenty years--that they
+have flourished, and the country has flourished with them--and that
+during the last fifty years particularly, provincial Banks, or
+branches of the principal established and chartered Banks, have
+gradually extended themselves in almost every Lowland district in
+Scotland; that the notes, and especially the small notes, which they
+distribute, entirely supply the demand for a medium of currency; and
+that the system has so completely expelled gold from the country of
+Scotland, that you never by any chance espy a guinea there, unless in
+the purse of an accidental stranger, or in the coffers of these Banks
+themselves. This is granting the facts of the case as broadly as can
+be asked.
+
+It is not less unquestionable that the consequence of this Banking
+system, as conducted in Scotland, has been attended with the greatest
+advantage to the country. The facility which it has afforded to the
+industrious and enterprising agriculturalist or manufacturer, as well
+as to the trustees of the public in executing national works, has
+converted Scotland from a poor, miserable, and barren country, into
+one, where, if nature has done less, art and industry have done more,
+than in perhaps any country in Europe, England herself not excepted.
+Through means of the credit which this system has afforded, roads have
+been made, bridges built, and canals dug, opening up to reciprocal
+communication the most sequestered districts of the country--manufactures
+have been established, unequalled in extent or success--wastes have
+been converted into productive farms--the productions of the earth for
+human use have been multiplied twentyfold, while the wealth of the rich
+and the comforts of the poor have been extended in the same proportion.
+And all this in a country where the rigour of the climate, and
+sterility of the soil, seem united to set improvement at defiance. Let
+those who remember Scotland forty years since, bear witness if I speak
+truth or falsehood.
+
+There is no doubt that this change has been produced by the facilities
+of procuring credit, which the Scottish Banks held forth, both by
+discounting bills, and by granting cash-accounts. Every undertaking of
+consequence, whether by the public or by individuals, has been carried
+on by such means; at least exceptions are extremely rare.
+
+There is as little doubt that the Banks could not have furnished these
+necessary funds of cash, without enjoying the reciprocal advantage of
+their own notes being circulated in consequence, and by means of the
+accommodation thus afforded. It is not to be expected that every
+undertaking which the system enabled speculators or adventurers to
+commence, should be well-judged, attentively carried on, or successful
+in issue. Imprudence in some cases, misfortune in others, have had
+their usual quantity of victims. But in Scotland, as elsewhere, it has
+happened in many instances that improvements, which turned out ruinous
+to those who undertook them, have, notwithstanding, themselves
+ultimately produced the most beneficial advantages to the country,
+which derived in such instances an addition to its general prosperity,
+even from the undertakings which had proved destructive to the private
+fortune of the projectors.
+
+Not only did the Banks dispersed throughout Scotland afford the means
+of bringing the country to an unexpected and almost marvellous degree
+of prosperity, but in no considerable instance, save one, have their
+own over-speculating undertakings been the means of interrupting that
+prosperity. The solitary exception was the undertaking called the Ayr
+Bank, rashly entered into by a large body of country gentlemen and
+others, unacquainted with commercial affairs, and who had moreover the
+misfortune not only to set out on false principles, but to get false
+rogues for their principal agents and managers. The fall of this Bank
+brought much calamity on the country; but two things are remarkable in
+its history: First, that under its too prodigal, yet beneficial
+influence, a fine county (that of Ayr) was converted from a desert
+into a fertile land. Secondly, that, though at a distant interval, the
+Ayr Bank paid all its engagements, and the loss only fell on the
+original stockholders. The warning was, however, a terrible one, and
+has been so well attended to in Scotland, that very few attempts seem
+to have been afterwards made to establish Banks prematurely--that is,
+where the particular district was not in such an advanced state as to
+require the support of additional credit; for in every such case, it
+was judiciously foreseen, the forcing a capital on the district could
+only lead to wild speculation, instead of supporting solid and
+promising undertakings.
+
+The character and condition of the persons pursuing the profession
+ought to be noticed, however slightly. The Bankers of Scotland have
+been, generally speaking, _good_ men, in the mercantile phrase,
+showing, by the wealth of which they have died possessed, that their
+credit was sound; and _good_ men also, many of them eminently so, in
+the more extensive and better sense of the word, manifesting, by the
+excellence of their character, the fairness of the means by which
+their riches were acquired. There may have been, among so numerous a
+body, men of a different character, fishers in troubled waters,
+capitalists who sought gain not by the encouragement of fair trade
+and honest industry, but by affording temporary fuel to rashness or
+avarice. But the number of upright traders in the profession has
+narrowed the means of mischief which such Christian Shylocks would
+otherwise have possessed. There was loss, there was discredit, in
+having recourse to such characters, when honest wants could be fairly
+supplied by upright men, and on liberal terms. Such reptiles have been
+confined in Scotland to batten upon their proper prey of folly, and
+feast, like worms, on the corruption in which they are bred.
+
+Since the period of the Ayr Bank, now near half a century, I recollect
+very few instances of Banking Companies issuing notes which have
+become insolvent. One, about thirty years since, was the Merchant Bank
+of Stirling, which never was in high credit, having been known almost
+at the time of its commencement by the odious nickname of _Black in
+the West_. Another was within these ten years, the East Lothian
+Banking Company, whose affairs had been very ill conducted by a
+villainous manager. In both cases, the notes were paid up in full. In
+the latter case, they were taken up by one of the most respectable
+houses in Edinburgh; so that all current engagements were paid without
+the least check to the circulation of their notes, or inconvenience to
+poor or rich, who happened to have them in possession. The Union Bank
+of Falkirk also became insolvent within these fifteen years, but paid
+up its engagements without much loss to the creditors. Other cases
+there may have occurred, not coming within my recollection; but I
+think none which made any great sensation, or could at all affect the
+general confidence of the country in the stability of the system. None
+of these bankruptcies excited much attention, or, as we have seen,
+caused any considerable loss.
+
+In the present unhappy commercial distress, I have always heard and
+understood that the Scottish Banks have done all in their power to
+alleviate the evils which came thickening on the country; and far from
+acting illiberally, that they have come forward to support the
+tottering credit of the commercial world with a frankness which
+augured the most perfect confidence in their own resources. We have
+heard of only one provincial Bank being even for a moment in the
+predicament of suspicion; and of that copartnery the funds and credit
+were so well understood, that their correspondents in Edinburgh, as in
+the case of the East Lothian Bank formerly mentioned, at once
+guaranteed the payment of their notes, and saved the public even from
+momentary agitation, and individuals from the possibility of distress.
+I ask what must be the stability of a system of credit of which such
+an universal earthquake could not displace or shake even the slightest
+individual portion?
+
+Thus stands the case in Scotland; and it is clear any restrictive
+enactment affecting the Banking system, or their mode of issuing
+notes, must be adopted in consequence of evils, operating elsewhere
+perhaps, but certainly unknown in this country.
+
+In England, unfortunately, things have been very different, and the
+insolvency of many provincial Banking Companies, of the most
+established reputation for stability, has greatly distressed the
+country, and alarmed London itself, from the necessary reaction of
+their misfortunes upon their correspondents in the capital.
+
+I do not think, sir, that the advocate of Scotland is called upon to
+go further, in order to plead an exemption from any experiment which
+England may think proper to try to cure her own malady, than to say
+such malady does not exist in her jurisdiction. It is surely enough to
+plead, 'We are well, our pulse and complexion prove it--let those who
+are sick take physic.' But the opinion of the English Ministers is
+widely different; for, granting our premisses, they deny our
+conclusion.
+
+The peculiar humour of a friend, whom I lost some years ago, is the
+only one I recollect, which jumps precisely with the reasoning of the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. My friend was an old Scottish laird, a
+bachelor and a humorist--wealthy, convivial, and hospitable, and of
+course having always plenty of company about him. He had a regular
+custom of swallowing every night in the world one of Dr. Anderson's
+pills, for which reasons may be readily imagined. But it is not so
+easy to account for his insisting on every one of his guests taking
+the same medicine, and whether it was by way of patronising the
+medicine, which is in some sense a national receipt, or whether the
+mischievous old wag amused himself with anticipating the scenes of
+delicate embarrassment, which the dispensation sometimes produced in
+the course of the night, I really cannot even guess. What is equally
+strange, he pressed the request with a sort of eloquence which
+succeeded with every guest. No man escaped, though there were few who
+did not make resistance. His powers of persuasion would have been
+invaluable to a minister of state. 'What! not one _Leetle Anderson_,
+to oblige your friend, your host, your entertainer! He had taken one
+himself--he would take another, if you pleased--surely what was good
+for his complaint must of course be beneficial to yours?' It was in
+vain you pleaded your being perfectly well,--your detesting the
+medicine,--your being certain it would not agree with you--none of the
+apologies were received as valid. You might be warm, pathetic or
+sulky, fretful or patient, grave or serious in testifying your
+repugnance, but you were equally a doomed man; escape was impossible.
+Your host was in his turn eloquent,--authoritative,--facetious,
+--argumentative,--precatory,--pathetic, above all, pertinacious. No
+guest was known to escape the _Leetle Anderson_. The last time I
+experienced the laird's hospitality there were present at the evening
+meal the following catalogue of guests:--a Bond-street dandy, of the most
+brilliant water, drawn thither by the temptation of grouse-shooting--a
+writer from the neighbouring borough (the lairds _doer_, I
+believe),--two country lairds, men of reserved and stiff habits--three
+sheep-farmers, as stiff-necked and stubborn as their own haltered
+rams--and I, Malachi Malagrowther, not facile or obvious to persuasion.
+There was also the Esculapius of the vicinity--one who gave, but
+elsewhere was never known to _take_ medicine. All succumbed--each took,
+after various degrees of resistance according to his peculiar fashion,
+his own _Leetle Anderson_. The doer took a brace. On the event I
+am silent. None had reason to congratulate himself on his complaisance.
+The laird has slept with his ancestors for some years, remembered
+sometimes with a smile on account of his humorous eccentricities, always
+with a sigh when his surviving friends and neighbours reflect on his
+kindliness and genuine beneficence. I have only to add that I hope he
+has not bequeathed to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, otherwise so
+highly gifted, his invincible powers of persuading folks to take
+medicine, which their constitutions do not require.
+
+Have I argued my case too high in supposing that the present intended
+legislative enactment is as inapplicable to Scotland as a pair of
+elaborate knee-buckles would be to the dress of a kilted Highlander? I
+think not.
+
+I understand Lord Liverpool and the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+distinctly to have admitted the fact, that no distress whatever had
+originated in Scotland from the present issuing of small notes of the
+bankers established there, whether provincial in the strict sense, or
+sent abroad by branches of the larger establishments settled in the
+metropolis. No proof can be desired better than the admission of the
+adversary.
+
+Nevertheless, we have been positively informed by the newspapers that
+Ministers see no reason why any law adopted on this subject should not
+be imperative over all his Majesty's dominions, including Scotland,
+_for uniformity's sake_. In my opinion they might as well make a law
+that the Scotsman, for uniformity's sake, should not eat oatmeal,
+because it is found to give Englishmen the heartburn. If an ordinance
+prohibiting the oatcake, can be accompanied with a regulation capable
+of being enforced, that in future, for uniformity's sake, our moors
+and uplands shall henceforth bear the purest wheat, I for one have no
+objection to the regulation. But till Ben Nevis be level with
+Norfolkshire, though the natural wants of the two nations may be the
+same, the extent of these wants, natural or commercial, and the mode
+of supplying them, must be widely different, let the rule of
+uniformity be as absolute as it will. The nation which cannot raise
+wheat, must be allowed to eat oat-bread; the nation which is too poor
+to retain a circulating medium of the precious metals, must be
+permitted to supply its place with paper credit; otherwise, they must
+go without food, and without currency.
+
+If I were called on, Mr. Journalist, I think I could give some reasons
+why the system of banking which has been found well adapted for
+Scotland is not proper for England, and why there is no reason for
+inflicting upon us the intended remedy; in other words, why this
+political balsam of Fierabras which is to relieve Don Quixote, may
+have a great chance to poison Sancho. With this view, I will mention
+briefly some strong points of distinction affecting the comparative
+credit of the banks in England and in Scotland; and they seem to
+furnish, to one inexperienced in political economies (upon the
+transcendental doctrines of which so much stress is now laid), very
+satisfactory reasons for the difference which is not denied to exist
+betwixt the effects of the same general system in different countries.
+
+In Scotland, almost all Banking Companies consist of a considerable
+number of persons, many of them men of landed property, whose landed
+estates, with the burthens legally affecting them, may be learned from
+the records, for the expense of a few shillings; so that all the
+world knows, or may know, the general basis on which their credit
+rests, and the extent of real property, which, independent of their
+personal means, is responsible for their commercial engagements. In
+most banking establishments this fund of credit is considerable, in
+others immense; especially in those where the shares are numerous, and
+are held in small proportions, many of them by persons of landed
+estates, whose fortunes, however large, and however small their share
+of stock, must all be liable to the engagements of the Bank. In
+England, as I believe, the number of the partners engaged in a banking
+concern cannot exceed five; and though of late years their landed
+property has been declared subject to be attacked by their commercial
+creditors, yet no one can learn, without incalculable trouble, the
+real value of that land, or with what mortgages it is burthened. Thus,
+_caeteris paribus_, the English banker cannot make his solvency
+manifest to the public, therefore cannot expect, or receive, the same
+unlimited trust, which is willingly and securely reposed in those of
+the same profession in Scotland.
+
+Secondly, the circulation of the Scottish bank-notes is free and
+unlimited; an advantage arising from their superior degree of credit.
+They pass without a shadow of objection through the whole limits of
+Scotland, and, though they cannot be legally tendered, are current
+nearly as far as York in England. Those of English Banking Companies
+seldom extend beyond a very limited horizon: in two or three stages
+from the place where they are issued, many of them are objected to,
+and give perpetual trouble to any traveller who has happened to take
+them in change on the road. Even the most creditable provincial notes
+never approach London in a free tide--never circulate like blood to
+the heart, and from thence to the extremities, but are current within
+a limited circle; often, indeed, so very limited, that the notes
+issued in the morning, to use an old simile, fly out like pigeons from
+the dovecot, and are sure to return in the evening to the spot which
+they have left at break of day.
+
+Owing to these causes, and others which I forbear mentioning, the
+profession of provincial Bankers in England is limited in its regular
+profits, and uncertain in its returns, to a degree unknown in
+Scotland; and is, therefore, more apt to be adopted in the South by
+men of sanguine hopes and bold adventure (both frequently
+disproportioned to the extent of their capital), who sink in mines or
+other hazardous speculations the funds which their banking credit
+enables them to command, and deluge the country with notes, which, on
+some unhappy morning, are found not worth a penny--as those to whom
+the foul fiend has given apparent treasures are said in due time to
+discover they are only pieces of slate.
+
+I am aware it may be urged that the restrictions imposed on those
+English provincial Banks are necessary to secure the supremacy of the
+Bank of England; on the same principle on which dogs, kept near the
+purlieus of a royal forest, were anciently lamed by the cutting off of
+one of the claws, to prevent their interfering with the royal sport.
+This is a very good regulation for England, for what I know; but why
+should the Scottish institutions, which do not, and cannot interfere
+with the influence of the Bank of England, be put on a level with
+those of which such jealousy is, justly or unjustly, entertained? We
+receive no benefit from that immense establishment, which, like a
+great oak, overshadows England from Tweed to Cornwall. Why should our
+national plantations be cut down or cramped for the sake of what
+affords us neither shade nor shelter, and which, besides, can take no
+advantage by the injury done to us? Why should we be subjected to a
+monopoly from which we derive no national benefit?
+
+I have only to add that Scotland has not felt the slightest
+inconvenience from the want of specie, nay, that it has never been in
+request among them. A tradesman will take a guinea more unwillingly
+than a note of the same value--to the peasant the coin is unknown. No
+one ever wishes for specie save when upon a journey to England. In
+occasional runs upon particular houses, the notes of other Banking
+Companies have always been the value asked for--no holder of these
+notes ever demanded specie. The credit of one establishment might be
+doubted for the time--that of the general system was never brought
+into question. Even avarice, the most suspicious of passions, has in
+no instance I ever heard of, desired to compose her hoards by an
+accumulation of the precious metals. The confidence in the credit of
+our ordinary medium has not been doubted even in the dreams of the
+most irritable and jealous of human passions.
+
+All these considerations are so obvious that a statesman so acute as
+Mr. Robinson must have taken them in at the first glance, and must at
+the same time have deemed them of no weight, compared with the
+necessary conformity between the laws of the two kingdoms. I must,
+therefore, speak to the justice of this point of uniformity.
+
+Sir, my respected ancestor, Sir Mungo, when he had the distinguished
+honour to be _whipping_, or rather _whipped boy_, to his Majesty King
+James the Sixth of gracious memory, was always, in virtue of his
+office, scourged when the king deserved flogging; and the same
+equitable rule seems to distinguish the conduct of Government towards
+Scotland, as one of the three United Kingdoms. If Pat is guilty of
+peculation, Sister Peg loses her Boards of Revenue--if John Bull's
+cashiers mismanage his money-matters, those who have conducted Sister
+Margaret's to their own great honour, and her no less advantage, must
+be deprived of the power of serving her in future; at least that power
+must be greatly restricted and limited.
+
+ 'Quidquid delirant reges plectuntur Achivi.'
+
+That is to say, if our superiors of England and Ireland eat sour
+grapes, the Scottish teeth must be set on edge as well as their own.
+An uniformity in benefits may be well--an uniformity in penal
+measures, towards the innocent and the guilty, in prohibitory
+regulations, whether necessary or not, seems harsh law, and worse
+justice.
+
+This levelling system, not equitable in itself, is infinitely unjust,
+if a story, often told by my poor old grandfather, was true, which I
+own I am inclined to doubt. The old man, sir, had learned in his
+youth, or dreamed in his dotage, that Scotland had become an integral
+part of England,--not in right of conquest, or rendition, or through
+any right of inheritance--but in virtue of a solemn Treaty of Union.
+Nay, so distinct an idea had he of this supposed Treaty, that he used
+to recite one of its articles to this effect:--'That the laws in use
+within the kingdom of Scotland, do, after the Union, remain in the
+same force as before, but alterable by the Parliament of Great
+Britain, with this difference between the laws concerning public
+right, policy, and civil government, and those which concern private
+right, that the former may be made the same through the whole United
+Kingdom; but that no alteration be made on laws which concern private
+right, _excepting for the evident utility of the subjects within
+Scotland_.' When the old gentleman came to the passage, which you will
+mark in italics, he always clenched his fist, and exclaimed, 'Nemo me
+impune lacessit!' which, I presume, are words belonging to the black
+art, since there is no one in the Modern Athens conjuror enough to
+understand their meaning, or at least to comprehend the spirit of the
+sentiment which my grandfather thought they conveyed.
+
+I cannot help thinking, sir, that if there had been any truth in my
+grandfather's story, some Scottish member would, on the late occasion,
+have informed the Chancellor of the Exchequer, that, in virtue of this
+Treaty, it was no sufficient reason for innovating upon the private
+rights of Scotsmen in a most tender and delicate point, merely that
+the Right Honourable Gentleman saw no reason why the same law should
+not be current through the whole of his Majesty's dominions; and that,
+on the contrary, it was incumbent upon him to go a step further, and
+to show that the alteration proposed _was_ for the EVIDENT UTILITY _of
+the subjects within Scotland_,--a proposition disavowed by the Right
+Honourable Gentleman's candid admission, as well as by that of the
+Prime Minister, and contradicted in every circumstance by the actual
+state of the case.
+
+Methinks, sir, our 'Chosen Five and Forty,' supposing they had bound
+themselves to Ministers by such oaths of silence and obedience as are
+taken by Carthusian friars, must have had free-will and speech to
+express their sentiments, had they been possessed of so irrefragable
+an argument in such a case of extremity. The sight of a father's life
+in danger is said to have restored the power of language to the dumb;
+and truly, the necessary defence of the rights of our native country
+is not, or at least ought not to be, a less animating motive. Lord
+Lauderdale almost alone interfered, and procured, to his infinite
+honour, a delay of six months in the extension of this act,--a sort of
+reprieve from the southern _jougs_,--by which we may have some chance
+of profiting, if, during the interval, we can show ourselves true
+Scotsmen, by some better proof than merely by being 'wise behind the
+hand.'
+
+In the first place, sir, I would have this old Treaty searched for,
+and should it be found to be still existing, I think it decides the
+question. For, how can it be possible that it should be for the
+'evident utility' of Scotland to alter her laws of private right, to
+the total subversion of a system under which she is admitted to have
+flourished for a century, and which has never within North Britain
+been attended with the inconveniences charged against it in the sister
+country, where, by the way, it never existed? Even if the old
+parchment should be voted obsolete, there would be some satisfaction
+in having it looked out and preserved--not in the Register-Office, or
+Advocates' Library, where it might awaken painful recollections--but
+in the Museum of the Antiquaries, where, with the Solemn League and
+Covenant, the Letter of the Scottish Nobles to the Pope on the
+independence of their country, and other antiquated documents, once
+held in reverence, it might silently contract dust, yet remain to bear
+witness that such things had been.
+
+I earnestly hope, however, that an international league of such
+importance may still be found obligatory on both the _high_ and the
+_low_ contracting parties; on that which has the power, and apparently
+the will, to break it, as well as on the weaker nation, who cannot,
+without incurring still worse, and more miserable consequences, oppose
+aggression, otherwise than by invoking the faith of treaties, and the
+national honour of Old England.
+
+In the second place, all ranks and bodies of men in North Britain (for
+all are concerned, the poor as well as the rich) should express by
+petition their sense of the injustice which is offered to the country,
+and the distress which will probably be the necessary consequence.
+Without the power of issuing their own notes the Banks cannot supply
+the manufacturer with that credit which enables him to pay his
+workmen, and wait his return; or accommodate the farmer with that
+fund which makes it easy for him to discharge his rent, and give wages
+to his labourers, while in the act of performing expensive operations
+which are to treble or quadruple the produce of his farm. The trustees
+on the high-roads and other public works, so ready to stake their
+personal credit for carrying on public improvements, will no longer
+possess the power of raising funds by doing so. The whole existing
+state of credit is to be altered from top to bottom, and Ministers are
+silent on any remedy which such a state of things would imperiously
+require.
+
+These are subjects worth struggling for, and rather of more importance
+than generally come before County Meetings. The English legislature
+seems inclined to stultify our Law Authorities in their department;
+but let us at least try if they will listen to the united voice of a
+Nation in matters which so intimately concern its welfare, that almost
+every man must have formed a judgment on the subject, from something
+like personal experience. For my part, I cannot doubt the result.
+
+Times are undoubtedly different from those of Queen Anne, when, Dean
+Swift having in a political pamphlet passed some sarcasms on the
+Scottish nation, as a poor and fierce people, the Scythians of
+Britain,--the Scottish peers, headed by the Duke of Argyll, went in
+a body to the ministers, and compelled them to disown the sentiments
+which had been expressed by their partisan, and offer a reward of
+three hundred pounds for the author of the libel, well known to be the
+best advocate and most intimate friend of the existing administration.
+They demanded also that the printer and publisher should be prosecuted
+before the House of Peers; and Harley, however unwillingly, was
+obliged to yield to their demand.
+
+In the celebrated case of Porteous, the English legislature saw
+themselves compelled to desist from vindictive measures, on account of
+a gross offence committed in the metropolis of Scotland. In that of
+the Roman Catholic bill they yielded to the voice of the Scottish
+people, or rather of the Scottish mob, and declared the proposed
+alteration of the law should not extend to North Britain. The cases
+were different, in point of merit, though the Scots were successful in
+both. In the one, a boon of clemency was extorted; in the other,
+concession was an act of decided weakness. But ought the present
+administration of Great Britain to show less deference to our
+temperate and general remonstrance on a matter concerning ourselves
+only, than their predecessors did to the passions, and even the
+ill-founded and unjust prejudices, of our ancestors?
+
+Times, indeed, have changed since those days, and circumstances also.
+We are no longer a poor, that is, so _very poor_ a country and
+people; and as we have increased in wealth, we have become somewhat
+poorer in spirit, and more loath to incur displeasure by contests upon
+mere etiquette, or national prejudice. But we have some grounds to
+plead for favour with England. We have borne our pecuniary impositions
+during a long war, with a patience the more exemplary, as they lay
+heavier on us from our comparative want of means--our blood has flowed
+as freely as that of England or of Ireland--our lives and fortunes
+have become unhesitatingly devoted to the defence of the empire--our
+loyalty as warmly and willingly displayed towards the person of our
+Sovereign. We have consented with submission, if not with
+cheerfulness, to reductions and abolitions of public offices, required
+for the good of the state at large, but which must affect materially
+the condition, and even the respectability, of our overburthened
+aristocracy. We have in every respect conducted ourselves as good and
+faithful subjects of the general empire.
+
+We do not boast of these things as actual merits; but they are at
+least duties discharged, and in an appeal to men of honour and of
+judgment, must entitle us to be heard with patience, and even
+deference, on the management of our own affairs, if we speak
+unanimously, lay aside party feeling, and use the voice of one leaf of
+the holy Trefoil,--one distinct and component part of the United
+Kingdoms.
+
+Let no consideration deter us from pleading our own cause temperately
+but firmly, and we shall certainly receive a favourable audience. Even
+our acquisition of a little wealth, which might abate our courage on
+other occasions, should invigorate us to unanimous perseverance at the
+present crisis, when the very source of our national prosperity is
+directly, though unwittingly, struck at. Our plaids are, I trust, not
+yet sunk into Jewish gaberdines, to be wantonly spit upon; nor are we
+yet bound to 'receive the insult with a patient shrug.' But exertion
+is now demanded on other accounts than those of mere honourable
+punctilio. Misers themselves will struggle in defence of their
+property, though tolerant of all aggressions by which that is not
+threatened. Avarice herself, however mean-spirited, will rouse to
+defend the wealth she possesses, and preserve the means of gaining
+more. Scotland is now called upon to rally in defence of the sources
+of her national improvement, and the means of increasing it; upon
+which, as none are so much concerned in the subject, none can be such
+competent judges as Scotsmen themselves.
+
+I cannot believe so generous a people as the English, so wise an
+administration as the present, will disregard our humble
+remonstrances, merely because they are made in the form of peaceful
+entreaty, and not _secundum perfervidum ingenium Scotorum_, with
+'durk and pistol at our belt.' It would be a dangerous lesson to teach
+the empire at large, that threats can extort what is not yielded to
+reasonable and respectful remonstrance.
+
+But this is not all. The principle of 'uniformity of laws,' if not
+manfully withstood, may have other blessings in store for us. Suppose,
+that when finished with blistering Scotland when in perfect health,
+England should find time and courage to withdraw the veil from the
+deep cancer which is gnawing her own bowels, and make an attempt to
+stop the fatal progress of her _poor-rates_. Some system or other must
+be proposed in its place--a grinding one it must be, for it is not an
+evil to be cured by palliatives. Suppose the English, for uniformity's
+sake, insist that Scotland, which is at present free from this foul
+and shameful disorder, should nevertheless be included in the severe
+_treatment_ which the disease demands, how would the landholders of
+Scotland like to undergo the scalpel and cautery, merely because
+England requires to be scarified?
+
+Or again;--Supposing England should take a fancy to impart to us her
+sanguinary criminal code, which, too cruel to be carried into effect,
+gives every wretch that is condemned a chance of one to twelve that he
+shall not be executed, and so turns the law into a lottery--would this
+be an agreeable boon to North Britain?
+
+Once more;--What if the English ministers should feel disposed to
+extend to us their equitable system of process respecting civil debt,
+which divides the advantages so admirably betwixt debtor and
+creditor--_That_ equal dispensation of justice, which provides that an
+imprisoned debtor, if a rogue, may remain in undisturbed possession of
+a great landed estate, and enjoy in a jail all the luxuries of
+Sardanapalus, while the wretch to whom he owes money is starving; and
+that, to balance the matter, a creditor, if cruel, may detain a debtor
+in prison for a lifetime, and make, as the established phrase goes,
+_dice of his bones_--would this admirable reciprocity of privilege,
+indulged alternately to knave and tyrant, please Saunders better than
+his own humane action of Cessio, and his equitable process of
+Adjudication?
+
+I will not insist further on such topics, for I daresay that these
+apparent enormities in principle are, in England where they have
+operation, modified and corrected in practice by circumstances unknown
+to me; so that, in passing judgment on them, I may myself fall into
+the error I deprecate, of judging of foreign laws without being aware
+of all the premisses. Neither do I mean that we should struggle with
+illiberality against any improvements which can be borrowed from
+English principle. I would only desire that such ameliorations were
+adopted, not merely because they are English, but because they are
+suited to be assimilated with the laws of Scotland, and lead, in
+short, _to her evident utility_; and this on the principle, that in
+transplanting a tree, little attention need be paid to the character
+of the climate and soil from which it is brought, although the
+greatest care must be taken that those of the situation to which it is
+transplanted are fitted to receive it. It would be no reason for
+planting mulberry-trees in Scotland, that they luxuriate in the south
+of England. There is sense in the old proverb, 'Ilk land has its ain
+lauch.'
+
+In the present case, it is impossible to believe the extension of
+these restrictions to Scotland can be for the _evident utility_ of the
+country, which has prospered so long and so uniformly under directly
+the contrary system.
+
+It is very probable I may be deemed illiberal in all this reasoning;
+but if to look for information to practical results, rather than to
+theoretical principles, and to argue from the effect of the experience
+of a century, rather than the deductions of a modern hypothesis, be
+illiberal, I must sit down content with a censure, which will include
+wiser men than I. The philosophical tailors of Laputa, who wrought by
+mathematical calculation, had, no doubt, a supreme contempt for those
+humble fashioners who went to work by measuring the person of their
+customer; but Gulliver tells us, that the worst clothes he ever wore,
+were constructed upon abstract principles; and truly, I think, we have
+seen some laws, and may see more, not much better adapted to existing
+circumstances, than the Captain's philosophical uniform to his actual
+person.
+
+It is true, that every wise statesman keeps sound and general
+political principles in his eye, as the pilot looks upon his compass
+to discover his true course. But this true course cannot always be
+followed out straight and diametrically; it must be altered from time
+to time, nay sometimes apparently abandoned, on account of shoals,
+breakers, and headlands, not to mention contrary winds. The same
+obstacles occur to the course of the statesman. The point at which he
+aims may be important, the principle on which he steers may be just;
+yet the obstacles arising from rooted prejudices, from intemperate
+passions, from ancient practices, from a different character of
+people, from varieties in climate and soil, may cause a direct
+movement upon his ultimate object to be attended with distress to
+individuals, and loss to the community, which no good man would wish
+to occasion, and with dangers which no wise man would voluntarily
+choose to encounter.
+
+Although I think the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been rather
+precipitate in the decided opinion which he is represented to have
+expressed on this occasion, I am far from entertaining the slightest
+disrespect for the right honourable gentleman. 'I hear as good
+exclamation upon him as on any man in Messina, and though I am but a
+poor man, I am glad to hear it.' But a decided attachment to abstract
+principle, and to a spirit of generalising, is--like a rash rider on a
+headstrong horse--very apt to run foul of local obstacles, which might
+have been avoided by a more deliberate career, where the nature of the
+ground had been previously considered.
+
+I make allowance for the temptation natural to an ingenious and active
+mind. There is a natural pride in following out an universal and
+levelling principle. It seems to augur genius, force of conception,
+and steadiness of purpose; qualities which every legislator is
+desirous of being thought to possess. On the other hand, the study of
+local advantages and impediments demands labour and inquiry, and is
+rewarded after all only with the cold and parsimonious praise due to
+humble industry. It is no less true, however, that measures which go
+straight and direct to a great general object, without noticing
+intervening impediments, must often resemble the fierce progress of
+the thunderbolt or the cannon-ball, those dreadful agents, which, in
+rushing right to their point, care not what ruin they make by the way.
+The sounder and more moderate policy, accommodating its measures to
+exterior circumstances, rather resembles the judicious course of a
+well-conducted highway, which, turning aside frequently from its
+direct course,
+
+ 'Winds round the corn-field and the hill of vines,'
+
+and becomes devious, that it may respect property and avoid obstacles;
+thus escaping even temporary evils, and serving the public no less in
+its more circuitous, than it would have done in its direct course.
+
+Can you tell me, sir, if this _uniformity_ of civil institutions,
+which calls for such sacrifices, be at all descended from, or related
+to, a doctrine nearly of the same nature, called Conformity in
+religious doctrine, very fashionable about one hundred and fifty years
+since, which undertook to unite the jarring creeds of the United
+Kingdom to one common standard, and excited a universal strife by the
+vain attempt, and a thousand fierce disputes, in which she
+
+ '----umpire sate,
+ And by decision more embroiled the fray'?
+
+Should Uniformity have the same pedigree, Malachi Malagrowther
+proclaims her 'a hawk of a very bad nest.'
+
+The universal opinion of a whole kingdom, founded upon a century's
+experience, ought not to be lightly considered as founded in ignorance
+and prejudice. I am something of an agriculturist; and in travelling
+through the country I have often had occasion to wonder that the
+inhabitants of particular districts had not adopted certain obvious
+improvements in cultivation. But, upon inquiry, I have usually found
+out that appearances had deceived me, and that I had not reckoned on
+particular local circumstances, which either prevented the execution
+of the system I should have theoretically recommended, or rendered
+some other more advantageous in the particular circumstances.
+
+I do not therefore resist theoretical innovation in general; I only
+humbly desire it may not outrun the suggestions arising from the
+experience of ages. I would have the necessity felt and acknowledged
+before old institutions are demolished--the _evident utility_ of every
+alteration demonstrated before it is adopted upon mere speculation. I
+submit our ancient system to the primary knife of the legislature, but
+would not willingly see our reformers employ a weapon, which, like the
+sword of Jack the Giant-Killer, _cuts before the point_.
+
+It is always to be considered, that in human affairs, the very best
+imaginable result is seldom to be obtained, and that it is wise to
+content ourselves with the best which can be got. This principle
+speaks with a voice of thunder against violent innovation, for the
+sake of possible improvement, where things are already well. We ought
+not to desire better bread than is made of wheat. Our Scotch proverb
+warns us to _Let weel bide_; and all the world has heard of the
+untranslatable Italian epitaph upon the man, who died of taking physic
+to make him better, when he was already in health.--I am, Mr.
+Journalist, yours,
+
+MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+
+
+
+POSTSCRIPT
+
+
+Since writing these hasty thoughts, I hear it reported that we are to
+have an extension of our precarious reprieve, and that our six months
+are to be extended to six years. I would not have Scotland trust to
+this hollow truce. The measure ought, like all others, to be canvassed
+on its merits, and frankly admitted or rejected; it has been stirred
+and ought to be decided. I request my countrymen not to be soothed
+into inactivity by that temporising, and, I will say, unmanly
+vacillation. Government is pledged to nothing by taking an open
+course; for if the bill, so far as applicable to Scotland, is at
+present absolutely laid aside, there can be no objection to their
+resuming it at any period, when from change of circumstances, it may
+be advantageous to Scotland, and when, for what I know, it may be
+welcomed as a boon.
+
+But if held over our heads as a minatory measure, to take place within
+a certain period, what can the event be but to cripple and ultimately
+destroy the present system, on which a direct attack is found at
+present inexpedient? Can the bankers continue to conduct their
+profession on the same secure footing, with an abrogation of it in
+prospect? Must it not cease to be what it has hitherto been--a
+business carried on both for their own profit, and for the
+accommodation of the country? Instead of employing their capital in
+the usual channels, must they not in self-defence employ it in forming
+others? Will not the substantial and wealthy withdraw their funds from
+that species of commerce? And may not the place of these be supplied
+by men of daring adventure, without corresponding capital, who will
+take a chance of wealth or ruin in the chances of the game?
+
+If it is the absolute and irrevocable determination that the bill is
+to be extended to us, the sooner the great penalty is inflicted the
+better; for in politics and commerce, as in all the other affairs of
+life, absolute and certain evil is better than uncertainty and
+protracted suspense.
+
+
+
+
+NOTES
+
+[Transcriber's note: I have added the pamphlet headings, since the
+original page numbers are not helpful.]
+
+
+I. LETTER TO A DISSENTER.
+
+_The exclusion_--of James from the succession.
+
+_The rebellion_--Monmouth's.
+
+_The Quakers_.--A hit, of course, at Penn.
+
+_Piqueer_, 'do outpost duty,' 'raid.'
+
+_Lords of the Articles_.--A well-known body in the older Scottish
+Constitution, through whom only legislation could be originated, and who
+thus almost nullified the powers of Parliament.
+
+_Squeaziness_ = 'squeamishness,' 'queasiness.'
+
+_It is impossible_.--Another form of 'No bishop no king.'
+
+_The new converts_.--After the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes.
+
+_T.W._ is, of course, a mere fancy signature. It might stand for
+'True Wellwisher' or anything. The wiseacres took it as ='W.T.,' William
+Temple.
+
+
+II. THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE DISSENTERS.
+
+_Neither_, for 'too,' is colloquial but rather picturesque. Cf. the
+famous 'And yet but yaw neither' in _Hamlet_.
+
+
+III. THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS.
+
+I have not thought it desirable to reproduce the abundance of italics
+with which the original is furnished. They no doubt appealed to the
+vulgar, as where poor Mr. Wood is described as '_a mean ordinary man,
+a hard-ware dealer_.' But the vigour of the onslaught is wholly
+independent of them.
+
+_Written_--by Swift himself.
+
+_Bere_, or 'bear,' also 'bigg,' a kind of barley largely cultivated
+in Ireland, Scotland, and Northern England. It has six rows in the ear,
+and will grow in much poorer ground and a much damper and rougher
+climate than the two-rowed variety. It is also, I believe, still thought
+to give the best whisky, if not the best beer, when malted.
+
+_Conolly_.--Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.
+
+_Pistole_--about ten shillings.
+
+_Brought to the bullion_ seems here to have the meaning of the
+French _billonner_ or _envoyer au billon_, 'to melt for recoining.'
+
+_Our Caesar's statue_.--The statue of George I. on Essex Bridge,
+Dublin.
+
+
+IV. SECOND LETTER ON A REGICIDE PEACE.
+
+_Contignation_.--This rather pedantic, and now, I think, quite
+obsolete word (from _tignum_, 'beam') means 'having a common or
+continuous roof.'
+
+The slackness of England in taking advantage of the Vendean and Chouan
+movements, of which Burke here complains, has never been fully
+explained. The poltroonery of the Bourbon princes, and the factions of
+the emigrants, throw a certain but not a complete light on it; and
+though conjectural explanations are obvious enough, there is little
+positive evidence to support them.
+
+_But when the possibility ... that the_.--It will probably seem
+to a modern reader that either 'that' or 'the' has crept in improperly.
+It might be so; but Burke still maintained the authoritative but rather
+inelegant tradition by which 'that,' like the French _que_, could
+replace any such antecedent word as 'when,' 'because,' etc.
+
+_Louis the Sixteenth_.--To this is appended a note in the editions
+beginning, 'It may be right to do justice to Louis XVI. He did what he
+could to destroy the double diplomacy of France.' The subject has of
+late years received considerable illustration in the Duke of Broglie's
+_Le Secret du Roi_, and other works by the same author.
+
+_Montalembert_.--Marc Rene, Marquis de (1714-1800), a voluminous
+military writer.
+
+_Harrington_--of the _Oceana_.
+
+
+V. PETER PLYMLEY'S LETTERS.
+
+_Dear Abraham_.--'Peter Plymley' addresses his _Letters_ to
+'my brother Abraham, who lives in the country,' and is a
+parson.
+
+_Baron Maseres_.--Cursitor Baron of the Exchequer, a descendant
+of Huguenots, very well thought of by his contemporaries. Dr. Rennel I
+know not, unless he was the Herodotus man.
+
+_C----_, Canning.
+
+_Dr. Duigenan_.--A delightful person who, in his hot youth, as a
+junior Fellow of T.C., D., threatened to 'bulge the Provost's' [Provost
+Hely Hutchinson's] 'eye,' and was afterwards a pillar of Protestantism.
+
+This _light and frivolous jester_ was _not_ the Rev. Sydney
+Smith, but George Canning, Esq.
+
+_The pecuniary Rose_.--'Old George' Rose, Pitt's right hand. He
+was rather heavily rewarded with places and pensions; but even Liberals
+now admit that the country has hardly had an abler official.
+
+_Lord Hawkesbury_, Jenkinson, better known as Lord Liverpool.
+
+_Tickell_--the _Rolliad_ Tickell.
+
+_Joel_--Peter's nephew and Abraham's son.
+
+
+VI. LETTER TO THE JOURNEYMEN AND LABOURERS OF ENGLAND, WALES,
+SCOTLAND, AND IRELAND. LETTER TO JACK HARROW.
+
+_Paint in the most horrid colours_.--See, for instance, _The
+Bloody Buoy_ and _The Cannibal's Progress_, by William Cobbett.
+
+_Flogging_.--Some of the militia mutinied at Ely, and were
+punished, the guard on the occasion being furnished by the cavalry of
+the German Legion. Cobbett noticed this in the most inflammatory
+manner, and it being war time, was indicted, tried, found guilty, and
+sentenced as he describes.
+
+_Monks and friars_.--A time came when Cobbett thought and wrote
+very differently of these persons. But that was his way.
+
+_Foundal_.--I do not know whether Cobbett invented this equivalent
+for _trouvaille_, 'windfall,' or not. His notable scheme for breaking
+the Bank is a good example of him in his insaner moods.
+
+
+VII. FIRST LETTER OF MALACHI MALAGROWTHER.
+
+_The Duenna_--Sheridan's.
+
+_The Jury Court_.--Trial by jury in _civil_ cases was only introduced
+into Scotland in 1815.
+
+_Evasive answer_--to the effect that each queen was the fairest
+woman in her own country.
+
+_Doer_ = 'factor' or agent.
+
+_Them_--as if 'Scotsmen' had been written for 'Scotland.'
+
+_Chosen Five and Forty_--the original number of members
+assigned to Scotland.
+
+_Political pamphlet_--'The Public Spirit of the Whigs.'
+
+_Durk, sic_ in original.
+
+_Cessio, sc. bonorum_, whereby a debtor on giving up his property
+could be relieved of liabilities.
+
+_Adjudication_, whereby a creditor could attach landed as
+well as personal property.
+
+_Lauch_ = 'laugh.'
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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